No Jumper - Flo on Being Scott Storch’s Ex-Wife, Cheating, Creating Koko Nuggz & More

Episode Date: November 16, 2022

No Jumper x Koko Nuggz collab: https://nojumper.com/collections/koko... Adam sits down with Koko Nuggz owner, Flo, to talk about her comeup, her brand, ex-husband Scott Storch, how she capitalized on... their relationship, and more. --- 00:00 Intro 0:07 Flo used to be married to Scott Storch and owner of Koko Nuggz 3:03 How she came up with Koko Nuggz 4:51 Flo went to B-Real to partner up with him on the brand 6:27 Flo says she'd rather hang out with Berner than Drake 7:43 Flo did time for weed back in the day for transporting w**d from Canada, her "partner" ratted her out 8:35 "No offense, I come from a wealthy family" 11:01 Flo talked to Berner for 15 min and he was on board with the brand + Scott and Berner became besties 12:58 Flo always dated street dudes, dudes with regular jobs are boring 16:31 They've been frenemies for a very long time, Flo was mad that Pilar outbid Scott on a car 17:15 Flo says n__ 17:20 Flo says she's not crazy just brutally honest, Adam says that's what crazy people say 18:43 Flo says she saved Scott's life when they met when no one cared about him 19:39 She went to Miami and met Scott in a studio session 21:52 Flo got Scott a gig for 50k, at that point Scott was broke 23:58 Flo moved back to LA, asked him to get sober, and she would take care of getting him back on his feet 25:15 How Scott made a 100M and lost a 100M 27:48 Flo saw potential in making money with Scott but she also loves him like family 29:09 Flo says all his boyfriends go crazy for her, Adam asks if she got that wap 33:28 Flo is trying to convince Adam that Miami is poppin 34:11 Adam explains how Plug Talk works, Flo is baffled 36:52 Pilar has an OF agency with Jimmy Smacks 39:05 "I'm very smart, can't you tell?" 40:24 Flo had to take a lie detector test to admit she cheated 41:40 Flo says leaving was not an option coz they just had a baby, that Scott's baby mom carried 41:53 Flo alludes to the fact that Amber Rose snitched on her to Scott, Amber said they were friends from Philly, Flo says "Shut up Amber!" 43:25 Once Scott found out she cheated, he cried 46:15 Flo wants to check on Kanye's mental health 49:10 Pilar made millions with eCommerce and weed 50:20 Pilar talks about her come up, Flo interjects that she is the one responsible for introducing her to LB and she would be nothing without her 54:15 Flo comes for Adam for not caring what he smokes 55:08 Flo spills the bean about Gallery Department starting a w**d brand 59:13 Flo says girls in LA are better looking than NY girls + Says she looks like a child when she doesn't wear makeup 1:00:09 Flo doesn't understand why Adam wouldn't let Lena work with a man if he's down for thr__somes with other girls 1:02:13 Flo thinks her cheating is the same as Adam and Lena having a clear arrangement, but no way at all, Flo just cheated 1:04:11 No Jumper x Koko Nuggz collab dropping soon 1:05:41 Flo wants Adam to say how cool she is + Adam can't wait to read the comments on this video 1:06:24 Adam says Flo did Scott Storch dirty + Brags that she told about 8 people instead of telling him first 1:08:46 Flo made her new man spend 100k to fix his teeth 1:11:23 Getting a new boyfriend is like a project to her 1:12:14 Flo reiterates that her surrogate was Scott's baby mama 1:14:07 Scott was terrified by the hairy bush when he got to the hospital --- NO JUMPER PATREON http://www.patreon.com/nojumper CHECK OUT OUR NEW SPOTIFY PLAYLIST https://open.spotify.com/playlist/5te... FOLLOW US ON SNAPCHAT FOR THE LATEST NEWS & UPDATES https://www.snapchat.com/discover/No_... CHECK OUT OUR ONLINE STORE!!! http://www.nojumper.com/ SUBSCRIBE for new interviews (and more) weekly: http://bit.ly/nastymondayz  Follow us on SPOTIFY: https://open.spotify.com/show/4ENxb4B... iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/n... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Starting point is 00:00:00 No jumper. Coolest podcast in the world. And today I'm talking to my good friend, Flo. Flow. How do you want to, like, hook them right now and tell them, like, the big headline stuff that'll get them to, like, keep watching? Used to be married to Scott Storch. Okay. Of Coco Nugs.
Starting point is 00:00:19 Okay. Not Coco Nugs. Coco Nugs. Yeah. Monkey Nuts. Monkey Nugs. Okay. Right.
Starting point is 00:00:25 And then, and then also, we've got to introduce your friend, too. introduce us. I don't think. Polar. Yeah. Crazy-ass fucking amazing woman in the weed game also. She owns that line Princess Cut. I really think right now I've been in the game for honestly over 20 years.
Starting point is 00:00:44 Right. And there's even an article about me in Maxim Magazine because I used to be a big like girl trapper. Princess cuts on my wrist like an emo bitch. See? You heard that? You know what that line's from? What the fuck?
Starting point is 00:00:57 That's crazy. I'm going to let you live. I think you're a little older. It's a Draco song. Is it? How old are you? 38. Are you?
Starting point is 00:01:04 Jago from L.A.? The ruler, yeah. Wow, I'm sorry. I didn't know that. I should know that because I'm from L.A., but no, I never. He was hating on L.A. like 10 minutes ago. No, I was not. I was just saying I'm from New Hampshire.
Starting point is 00:01:14 Now, the way you said New Hampshire was like, I'm like, where are you from? He's like, New Hampshire. Well, I am kind of weirded out when people think that I'm from L. L.A. And I was, you kind of have a little bit of an L.A. Personality. Well, I've been here for 12 years. I mean, that's long enough, but still not an L.A. person.
Starting point is 00:01:30 I think I just smoked a lot of weed. Do you? So I just think that's kind of like a vibe. Okay. So let me ask you an honest question. So this is where, why I'm here and like, why I'm kind of just like, you have a ginormous platform. Okay. For me who doesn't care about none of that, like, I remember me and Scott used to get into it. I used to be like, who are you?
Starting point is 00:01:49 Like, you're a nobody. And he used to like, I'm Scott Spencer Storch and I love pizza. What? Yes. Because like... Why would you say that? And why would he say that? Because for me, it was like...
Starting point is 00:02:00 It was Scott, who most people would think is a legend and made the biggest hit songs. And I'm such like a boss alpha where it's very hard to compete with me. So it's kind of like one of those things where it was kind of perfect in our relationship because I was the crazy one and he was the calm one, but he knew it was kind of like...
Starting point is 00:02:17 Have you guys seen Curbier enthusiasm ever? Probably not. It was like your curbier enthusiasm type relationship where it's like I drove him fucking nuts. but he always knew it was the fucking flow show. No matter what artists came in, what athlete that was trying to make beats, they were always like, it's the flow show. Right.
Starting point is 00:02:33 My vibe on you guys was always that he's kind of like shell shocked by how crazy his life was for a minute there. And that like now he's kind of like reeling back and like kind of like overwhelmed in a way by the world now that he's sober and everything. And then I feel like you are this like. crazy like manager type but somehow this was being manifested through a relationship. Correct. Pretty much. It was like, and it's funny because in a nutshell, like, you know what I mean? Like this isn't a Scott conversation, but even Koko Nugs and perfect example.
Starting point is 00:03:10 When I started Koko Nugs, we were at a show and somebody was like black marketing his pens. They were doing like Storch Laps pens and they were black marketing them. Oh, that's crazy. Do you remember that or no? Okay, so it doesn't matter. So the person now that was black marketing him actually owns really big. dispensaries and so on and so forth. But my point being is we were at a show and I literally saw every stoner like going and freaking getting freaking food. And I'm like, this is crazy. I'm like
Starting point is 00:03:37 every stoner just eats and eats and they don't even care what they're eating at the point moment. And I was so high. So I go, what if I made like a munchy that looked like weed? And I remember Scott turns around to me. He's like, you've topped the charts with that one. You've lost your freaking mind. He's like, what are you talking about even? The next day I went to a, the next day after the show, I went to a chocolatier. And I was like, hey, I know this is really random. Can you make chocolate?
Starting point is 00:04:08 Actual chocolate that looks like wheat. She's like, what do you mean? You want like leaves? I said, no, no, no, no. I want chocolate that looks like marijuana. Bro, I was showing her pictures of marijuana. What it looked like. I had to bring her real bud.
Starting point is 00:04:22 It took two and a half weeks and we got that shit. down. What's it like a mold? You cannot have a mold. It's all handmade. It's impossible. Put it this way. You know how there's a cereal called Bunchercunch? Like by Nestle, it's like kind of has like, it's different. We were going to buy that machine. And the only reason we did buy the machine because we tried it and it didn't work for this. So everything is handmade. So people sometimes will be like, you have the most expensive chocolate in the world. No, it's a novelty and it's handmade. So what happened now is I wouldn't, okay, back to really fast. So I make, I'm
Starting point is 00:04:53 going back to how this started. So I went to this lady, she was doing my production, and I was like, hmm, I was like, I need a green thumb behind me, because I know this business really well. You know, I'm like, I need somebody who like is just really big and weed to like promote it. You know what I mean? And at that time, I was like, wait a second, I don't be real since I was literally 18 years old, you know? And I was like, hmm, it's kind of old school, but he still be real and he's still Dr. Green Thumb. So I'm going to go to him. had a meeting, they saw the concept, we went 50-50 partners. I was like, I'll put up the money, let's go 50-50 partners.
Starting point is 00:05:27 This is fucking genius. We were not even an edible. Like we were not even, you don't even get high. People are buying millions of dollars a year of chocolate that you're not even getting high from. Right. Come on. You know what I mean? Like, it's pretty genius.
Starting point is 00:05:41 You did it. So Be Real Be Real Be Real becomes my partner. We're literally shipping out of his warehouse in downtown. And this is while you're with Scott. This is wrong with Scott And he told you it was a terrible idea And you decided to do it anyway But anything Scott would say it was terrible
Starting point is 00:05:55 I would do the complete opposite day But did he come around at some point And be like, okay, it's a decent idea He told me till this day He never said it was a terrible idea He said he said it was genius I'm like you're a fucking liar I'm like you said it was genius
Starting point is 00:06:05 Because the company is what it is today Okay Yeah So no he said it was a terrible idea I swear he did And he's gonna argue that with me forever Okay So my point being
Starting point is 00:06:15 It's good to be in the middle of it Yeah right So Be Real becomes my partner and then burner, okay, it comes out crazy. Me and Scott are eating dinner, so that's why I'm saying, like certain things stem from him,
Starting point is 00:06:27 you know what I mean? I was the brains, he kind of was like the, like, when it's stinky, you know what I mean? Like, kind of like the brains and then the person who can actually like pull certain things through,
Starting point is 00:06:38 but I just had to do the talking. Does that make sense? Right. I just had to do the talking. So one day we're eating, I'm ready partners with Be Rio. I find out that burner who's like, the weed god, okay,
Starting point is 00:06:47 is like, oh my God, this is fucking sick. And I'm like, what? Burner thought this was sick? Mind you, I'm from L.A. I don't care about none of the hype. No, I think celebrities are great, meaning their voices,
Starting point is 00:07:01 what they do, their career, but I've never been hyped on it being from L.A. You get my point? But Burner, to me, was like, the weed got. He was important to me. Like, I'd rather be sitting next to a burner
Starting point is 00:07:13 than, no offense, a Drake. That's just me. You get my point? So I'm like B, do me a favor Call burner Because
Starting point is 00:07:24 You're that into weed Yeah She said she's been Like worship burner There's an article about me In Maxin magazine They used to call me hot pants I like burner
Starting point is 00:07:31 But I mean Drake is Drake No no no no I mean I understand You get my point For me weed is It's not about liking it It's about like I'm so involved in it
Starting point is 00:07:41 That's our industry It's like Because like back in the day When weed wasn't legal imagine a girl at 19 years old getting weed from Canada and getting it transported to L.A. You get my point? I was in jail for marijuana. How much time did you end up doing over transporting? So it wasn't me transporting. The guy who ratted me out, there was an article in Maxim Magazine.
Starting point is 00:08:02 He was his name was the rat, actually. So the rat, yeah. So there's an article about me in Maxa magazine. Basically what happened was he was transporting not only weed, he was transporting coke and fucking steroids and pills. and he was living back then. Mine just almost 20 years ago in this ginormous ass house by Mount Olympus and was driving Ferraris and at every fucking strip club
Starting point is 00:08:23 but he was like an older white man and I was like, dude, but he would supply me with everything I needed and I had the clients, okay? Because I was flow and I had the clients and they were paying me fucking top dollar and he was fronting me all the work. And then one day,
Starting point is 00:08:36 I was like, yo, I'm done. I'm done working. Because like, I come from, no offense, a wealthy family. So like for me working. No offense, bro, bitch. I mean, I'm going to be honest to do it. It's not even, no, it's not even, no, but it's not even about that.
Starting point is 00:08:50 I mean, I'm from a very working class family, so you probably had more funny than my family. Maybe that's me being a little bit traumatized from being a kid because I used to literally make my mom, you guys. So she had like a 500 style like a convertible Mercedes. I used to make my mom drop me off two blocks after because I didn't want the kids to tease me as being like the rich girl. Okay. So I always kind of rebelled. It was really weird. But I'm still, listen, don't get it twisted.
Starting point is 00:09:12 I'm a fucking G. Okay, yeah. Top G. Top G for sure. So wait, what topic were we on about, we were talking about the cocoa nugs? I mean, I feel like before that we were talking about you and Scott Storke. Oh, but then, yeah. Let's get the burner. No, because this is a really cool story, honestly.
Starting point is 00:09:30 Okay. He doesn't care. No, I do. I do. There's so many things to unravel here. Okay, so wait, listen. So, burner ends up loving music. I didn't know that burner loved music.
Starting point is 00:09:42 He wasn't a rapper yet? No, he was like a whatever rapper. He wasn't like, he was making sense. He was like, he was rapping, but he wasn't like really releasing like albums and putting crazy money behind it. How long was it was? This is about six and a half, seven years ago. Right. So I'm at dinner one night and I'm like, Scott, give me your phone.
Starting point is 00:10:03 I ran Scott's whole Instagram. So when Scott's Instagram was actually really lit, I swear to God I was the one running it. Like when it was live piano, I knew World Star would pick it up all the time. And so like he now I told him actually the other day. I'm like Scott, I'm like, listen, you don't have me to do this shit, but you need to get someone to start doing the same content I used to post. I was like because think about four years ago or even three years ago how lit his fucking Instagram was.
Starting point is 00:10:28 Sorry, Scott, it's the truth. So anyways, I take his Instagram and I'm like, he's like, what are you doing? I'm like, I'm messaging burner right now. I guarantee he'll call right back. Be real, couldn't get in touch with him. No offense, but that's his brother. But for some reason he couldn't. The second he saw Scott's DM, he responds.
Starting point is 00:10:46 Scott doesn't know what to say. So Scott's like, yo, bro, hey, like, I heard you do music. If you ever interested in doing music, like, I got you. Like, you know what I mean? Like, totally had my back. Scott totally hooked it up. Scott's like, hey, my girl wants to talk to you. Scott knows, you know what I mean?
Starting point is 00:11:03 Put me on the phone. Deal is closed. I get on the phone with burner. After 15 minutes, he ends up being my partner in Coconix. Brout. He blew that shit up for me also. I'm not gonna front. Like, I give people credit
Starting point is 00:11:16 where it's due. But, like, I literally, like, I'm gonna be honest with you. Like, he lit, between, like, it was like, there wasn't anybody even walking out of the studio. So Scott and Bernard become best friends.
Starting point is 00:11:30 That's crazy. Okay, best friends. I literally make them best friends. I love that. Like, literally, it's like Uncle Bernard. Burner, we're going to the bay. We're sleeping at his house because him and Scott can't,
Starting point is 00:11:40 It's like stepbrothers. So I have burner. I swear to God, it was like stepbrothers. You guys, all they would talk about is food together because they're both,
Starting point is 00:11:47 you know, a little hefty. Right. So they would talk about food together all fucking day long. All they would talk about and care of things. You can imagine.
Starting point is 00:11:54 They were exactly like that, you know? So burner becomes a partner. Bottom line, polooks comes into play. You want, oh, you want my blunt.
Starting point is 00:12:02 Lighter. Oh, lighter. Okay. I thought you want my blood. Oh, you want my blood. So, bottom line is, All this ends.
Starting point is 00:12:11 Now, coconut eggs. I'm over the chocolate shit. It's making good money. But I'm like, great. Like, how many times are people going to buy a $40 fucking jar of chocolate? You know what I mean? It still sells like crazy. But then I started and I was like, I'm doing edibles.
Starting point is 00:12:25 Bro. You just started doing that, right? I started doing edibles about six months ago. No more. Eight months ago. Every store is sold out. I can't even supply California. Everything's fucking sold out.
Starting point is 00:12:36 Then some states we did like, so what I did is now, I expands it. So I don't even have coconut nuts. That's all cocoa nuts. So I have chocolate blunts now that are medicated. So I can just eat that?
Starting point is 00:12:47 Yes. I mean, this is medicated, though. Okay, I don't make high as fuck. How many milligrams? A 250. Can we just like drill down on like a topic here before we get fully
Starting point is 00:12:56 into the cocoa next stuff? Okay. What were you doing in your whole life before Scott Storch? No, I do. I do. I just, we're definitely going to talk about that more.
Starting point is 00:13:05 I just want to like, okay. What was I doing my life? Yeah, like what was the whole? entirety of your life. You were always just a weed entrepreneur? Honestly, I always dated, honestly I always dated fucking drug dealers.
Starting point is 00:13:17 Okay. That's the truth. And I learned that's my, that was always my type. That is crazy. That was always my type. A lot of girls would say that, but they don't want to be honest. But see, I'm brutally honest, so like I'm going to say what's the truth? So if you have a personality like mine, what am I going to be with some fucking
Starting point is 00:13:33 rich, random, fucking no hustling ass, fucking daddy's money, fucking, you're going to bore me to death and I'm going to end up fucking most likely cheating on you. It's not like that's the only option besides a drug dealer. You can be like a businessman, entrepreneur. I know, it's not like my dad right now.
Starting point is 00:13:49 A doctor. Okay, but they're boring. Okay. Oh, she likes a bad boy. So you have high standards for excitement. You want somebody who could catch a Fed case at any given moment. Pretty much. That's what's so messed up. Yeah. What was your dad a mob boss or something? My dad was pretty, I mean, that's not
Starting point is 00:14:05 Russian, you know what I mean? So like that explains a lot. You know, my dad, I've watched, watched a lot, yeah, I have, I guess. And they say girls like people like their fathers. My dad was too smart to be a drug dealer and he made too much money to be a fucking drug dealer. That's scary if my daughter ends up liking podcasters. Can you imagine? Oh my God.
Starting point is 00:14:22 What would you do? Do you have like a slime ball side of you? No. Not at all. No, I'm the best guy ever. Swear. Yeah. Okay, are you loyal to your wife?
Starting point is 00:14:30 Yeah. Like fully loyal? We'll do porn together. Okay, but that's different. Yeah. Okay, but like you're not going to look at another girl and be like, damn you hot. no I would say that right to her see that's amazing you guys have a healthy relationship
Starting point is 00:14:42 I'll be like yeah I interviewed flow and she brought this fucking batty with her I don't really know why but she was posted up she was posted up because she owns queen Pete that's what I'm saying she got weed yeah there you go so imagine I was like Pilar come on fucking Adam I was like promote your fucking princess cut she has a crazy weed line
Starting point is 00:15:02 she made this you don't know like she made the ice cream dispensary happen like do you you smoke we just You don't know too much about it. I'm not like that. I don't know. No, you don't know. She's saying not the most factual things right now.
Starting point is 00:15:14 What? I didn't make ice cream. I made jokes up ice cream. Correct. Jokes Up ice cream. So I don't know. He doesn't know about dispensaries, though. I know about the Jokes Up dispensary on Ventura.
Starting point is 00:15:24 Yeah, she made that happen. Oh, really? Yes. Oh, wow. Shout out Young L.B. Yes, yes. So you're the ice cream part of it? I'm actually the reason how ice cream and jokes up met.
Starting point is 00:15:36 Okay. Yes. So I, Pierre, one of my friends, kind of was introduced to me by my friend Rachel. And then I was like, I knew that he worked there. And I wanted my strain in the dispenser he works for. So I hit him up and I was like, hey, I think it'll be great if Princess Cut come in here. Mind you, Princess Cut was already at the cookie store. And it was number one strain sold for a while.
Starting point is 00:16:06 So I did the marketing for it When COVID started me and Elby Kind of just trapped around We went to Oh wait, I forgot to mention Guess what Flo did, Michigan? What? Well, I actually hooked them up.
Starting point is 00:16:19 Oh my gosh Because he was a drug dealer And I was like, oh, because he was a drug dealer And I was like, perfect. You know, maybe my friend will start liking drug dealers too She'll move on from athletes She'll move on from rappers And she'll go for drug dealers
Starting point is 00:16:31 How long you guys been friends? Oh my God, I've known Pilar Listen, me and Pilar have had a love-hate relationship for a very long time. Okay. Like to the point there's been times we're like, Polar, I'm about to beat the fuck out of you right now.
Starting point is 00:16:41 Why hate? Like, what was it? No, no, but we love each other. This is how we met in a crazy weird situation. She calls my phone. I was driving a, I know, I wanted to. Right. And Scott wanted the car.
Starting point is 00:16:51 And supposedly she took Scott's car. Me and Scott were fighting for the same Rolls-Royce. So I put a bit on it. And then something happened and it got back to her. Like, she called me cursing me out. Oh, I cursed her out.
Starting point is 00:17:03 Because I'm like, why are you trying to take fucking Scott? car like you know he already wanted the car and got the car like bro that's my man I'm gonna have his fucking back yeah like you know what I mean period and especially some bitch I don't even fucking know like come on dude I'm like bro get yourself another fucking wraith bro you know how I thought in my head I was like bitch have some other nigga by a different wraith you know what this is like like what like six seven years ago are you crazy no it was seven years ago seven years ago are you crazy and then agrees with the exact thing
Starting point is 00:17:31 she just said that was just such a flow thing to do like are you crazy seven seven years ago we met and since then like I was like man this bitch is kind of cool like she's just crazy as hell but see people mistake my crazy I'm just brutally honest people crazy people always say that what do you mean that is such a lie like okay let me ask you a question if I'm so crazy why does everyone want to be around me I mean I love your energy though okay but why does everyone people lack if I'm not around if I if I'm so crazy I don't want to be around crazy I don't know They do. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:18:05 Okay, but I'm telling you, believe me. Okay. Yeah, no, no, no. Definitely, she's like an energy bubble. Like, she brings great energy. She's just, but people have to be ready for it. You're an intense person. Intense person.
Starting point is 00:18:17 It's so intense. This blunt doesn't even make me fucking palm. Right. So intense. You burned off a good, like, half a centimeter of it already. Look, this is what I'm about. I'm going to tell you something. It's very simple.
Starting point is 00:18:28 Yeah. I'm about my business. Right. I'm about my family. And I'm about my close friends. Everything else. is all irrelevant to me. Right.
Starting point is 00:18:36 I've done it. I'm cool. I don't care. I didn't come to L.A. I was born here. I didn't come searching to be a fucking movie star. How do you meet Scott Storch? Oh my God.
Starting point is 00:18:46 He's fucking back to Scott Storch, dude. We've got to get the story out before we can move on. Scott is going to be like, oh my God. Scott was dating Paris Hilton. No, that's not how I got to Scott. No, no, I'm saying. And they broke out, right? No, that's not even close.
Starting point is 00:18:59 How I met him. Okay, so bottom line is, I'm going to tell you something about it's kind of sad. Do you want to hear a sad story? Okay, do you want to hear a sad story? Of course. Are you sure? I'm a podcaster, of course. I want to hear all kinds of trauma.
Starting point is 00:19:10 Okay, so by the way, I can't believe I'm promoting this because it's for everyone to watch. But Scott has this thing on YouTube. It's called Still Storch. Okay? It's about his life and where he ended up. And it's only 15 minutes, but it's really cool because there's one part of it. Of course, and it says that I moved to LA and a girl came along, Flo, who saved my life. Okay.
Starting point is 00:19:28 And that to me, yeah, that to me was like, whoa, like you killed it with that. we have a beautiful kid together. He's my best friend. So for everyone to know, he is my best friend. I think he's the most talented human being on the planet. How we met, my mom was passing from cancer. I met Scott by Axon. I went to Miami.
Starting point is 00:19:44 What year? Eight years ago, seven years ago. Eight years ago. My mom was passing from cancer. My friend Igor dragged me to Miami. I've never been to a studio in my life. I'm not the type of girl who's in a studio. I don't give a fuck.
Starting point is 00:19:58 I'm not a studio rat. Okay. He's like, I need to go to do you're up. Dearfield, Florida. I'm like, where? He's like, I need to go see Mario. And I say, who the fuck is Mario? He's like, I'll never forget this.
Starting point is 00:20:10 He goes, let me love you, Mario. Do you know who that is? Let me love you. I'm not trying to be a singer right now. Right. Well, that was really good. I can't. So listen.
Starting point is 00:20:20 So I go and I go with him and Scott's sitting there. And it was so, you guys, I can't believe I'm going to sing this story. I love that. And he literally turns around and he goes in Russian and he's, fucking coked out of his mind. And he goes, Opa kaka jopa. What that means is damn what an ass
Starting point is 00:20:40 in Russian. That's what Scott said? Scott says this. Scott speaks Russian. He knows probably a couple words because he's probably been with every Russian oligarch or prostitute possible. I could fuck 8 million Russian
Starting point is 00:20:54 women and not learn a word of it. Okay, but Scott's also kind of borderline genius. You're not. Oh, well. I guess if that's the case I mean if you really want to just like What did he say again? What did it mean? He said opa kaka jopa
Starting point is 00:21:08 Which means what? Damn what an ass in Russian Oh about you? About me I mean he wasn't saying about my friend Igor Right So I turned around and I was like Oh my God I was like
Starting point is 00:21:18 Who is this poor guy And Igor's like Do you remember back in L.A So we had a mutual friend This guy Tariq And I knew Scott not by his music I knew Scott by buying Tariq All his cars and shit
Starting point is 00:21:29 And I was like, oh, the crazy guy that fucking was buying Tariq all his shit. I was like, didn't that guy like lose 100 million and like fucking like go completely bonkers? And Igor's like, yeah, pretty much. I was like, this is my next project. Bro, he ended up becoming my best friend. Literally my best friend. One day, my mom, I get him a gig out here for $50,000. Scott doesn't have a dollar to his name.
Starting point is 00:22:00 I get him a gig at her for $50,000 and never forget this. My mom passes away two days after. I'm like, Scott, can you please play at my mom's funeral? Because I knew he played piano, obviously. And he played at my mom's funeral. And I think that brought us, like, closer together as, like, just, like, best friends. And, like, we were just, like, I don't know.
Starting point is 00:22:21 I can't explain it. We, like, we fit each other very well. And he, one morning. morning I wake up and this is already, you know, he's already to the point where he knows he has no other choice in life but to get sober because he's so low. You know what I mean? Everything's low. His security's low. Everything's low. So you were getting along great with him even though he was a fucked up drug addicts. Even though he was a fucked up drug out of because he always had a good heart. He had like he was always innocent. You were doing mad coke with him? Are you crazy? I've done coke in my
Starting point is 00:22:54 life maybe three times. My whole entire life. Okay. So he, honestly, I cannot be with a drug addict. That's not my style. It's not my cup of tea. And I saw certain things when my mom passed, I moved to Florida. Bottom line is I take my two dogs. I want to make the story really quick and short.
Starting point is 00:23:11 I take a pit bull and I take a Pomeranian. I go to his house and I stay there just to get away from reality. I don't know what I was doing. I did not like Scott Storch. He was not my type. He was not a drug dealer. He wasn't tatted.
Starting point is 00:23:22 That was not my type of guy. And he always knew that. It was fucking hilarious. He used to always big. I'm not Hispanic with tattoos. What are you doing with me? Okay? So like bottom line is
Starting point is 00:23:31 I take my two dogs One of my dogs gets out Which is the pit bull He lives in this gated community And the pit bull Bites another dog I remember The investors came
Starting point is 00:23:43 That were investing in him Whose house and his name is under He's like I'm taking your Rolls Royce away Scott had one Rolls Royce That's all he had And imagine taking his car away I'm Scott's storage with no car Like come on
Starting point is 00:23:55 Now you've already hit The bottom of everything I look at him and I said let's move to LA I swear to God I was like I got you I was like trust me I'm a hustler I was like as long as you get sober I will figure the rest out what a beautiful story yeah so I literally
Starting point is 00:24:12 me and my friend Jason we invested in him not even a lot and you would think like to bring this guy back you need fucking $20 million no it was I invested in him with my friend Jason he was just like like got sober. He started, he met Steve LaBelle, which was good for him at that time.
Starting point is 00:24:33 And I basically, I was like a pit bull. You know what I mean? And I was able to control his life in the sense of, I was able to make certain moves that as a talented musician, you can't make. So now can, when people, there's no people because you, and the beginning it was tough because people used to still hate on him a little bit to be like, oh, didn't he blow $100 million?
Starting point is 00:24:59 Like, imagine living like that every day and still being a freaking gangster, like a G. He's more G than most, okay? Imagine, I'm sorry. Like, imagine having a, let's even say, let's even say it was $50 million. Let's cut it in half. Yeah, how do you make $100 million and how do you spend $100 million?
Starting point is 00:25:18 Can I be honest with you? The other day, I'm on the phone with him. We talk every day, obviously. We have a child, he's still my best friend. It's just like, I know a lot of really successful music. producers and I don't think any of them are 100 millions. But see, when you don't have the right team behind you right, okay, I'm going to tell you this,
Starting point is 00:25:32 I promise you it was because just in one tax bracket, I went through all the court systems with him. Okay, so I will tell you, he owed $26 million in taxes. So if you owe $26 million in taxes, you're in one bracket, you're doing a lot. Let's just say you're, but that's only what's declared.
Starting point is 00:25:50 I'm not doubting, he made that much. I'm just saying what the fuck, that's crazy. The first time I met Rick Ross, you know what the first thing he said to me was. He was like, yo, one day I'm in Miami and I see this white boy. And he goes,
Starting point is 00:26:02 he's in the car with Paris Hilton. And he's in this sick-ass fucking drop-top. Rose Royce, when they didn't even make drop-tops. He cut the roof off. Okay, Rose-Royce didn't
Starting point is 00:26:12 lend to my cars anymore. He cut the roof off. So Rick Ross was like, I was like, yo, that's the flyest white boy. And then he asked him what he did. He said he made music. He's like, bro,
Starting point is 00:26:20 just because of how fly you are, I need to get in the studio with you. So, like, at the end of the day, to be able to have, bottom line that much and then to lose it all and to be able to come back with a straight face because when people would like on Instagram talk shit or like this and that no one could ever say he didn't have a talent you know what I mean people could say he lost money that he was a drug addict but nobody could ever say he never had talent right you get my point how do you blow that much money though just coke and private jets private jets coke girls I mean think about it think about how much you have to spend I mean he spent I can't I mean it's public information I just got knows I would never write him out Like he spent When Paris was coming there He didn't even like Paris
Starting point is 00:27:01 Bro, that's not even his type He doesn't like skinny white girls like that Right It's no offense He doesn't I'm just being honest He does it I'm being honest with you
Starting point is 00:27:09 He likes the Puerto Rican Poreras type shit, okay? So like I'm just saying that like when Paris came out He bought a yacht That was 20 feet bigger than his current yacht And had two yachts
Starting point is 00:27:22 Just because she was coming So you ask me How do you spend 100 million that's how you spend $100 million. Wow, yeah, okay. I mean, come on. Isn't a yacht like a couple hundred million? No, it depends what kind of yacht.
Starting point is 00:27:33 I mean, a couple hundred million, like you're a Russian oligarch, and your name is Vladimir. Oh, like, so is like top yachts. Yeah, there's no, no. Top yacht. Yeah, exactly. The Scott Storch didn't have no top yacht like that. Wow. A top yacht.
Starting point is 00:27:45 That's crazy. So, like, okay, you basically fall into his life when he's at rock bottom? I mean, besides his nose, Pleading, yes, as rock bottom as it could be. I'm sure that you've had people say this in the past. Was this you guys falling in love, or did you see him as someone that you could make a bunch of money with or off? I loved him a lot as a friend. Did I see potential making money with him?
Starting point is 00:28:15 Yes, I did. But I fell in love with him as a human, and I fell in love with him of how he was to me. He was like family. It doesn't get closer. Does that make sense? Yeah, but it doesn't sound like romantic. I think in the beginning there was a lot more
Starting point is 00:28:33 towards the ends definitely not well that's normal you know relationship's always no no because I was cheating and he knew he had an iPad no he never cheated on me that's what's sickening never in his life
Starting point is 00:28:46 I'm ready for this he wouldn't even go if he had a gig let's say in Vegas okay you're like down this bitch is crazy if he had a gig in Vegas and I was like I'm not going to Vegas like I will not go to Vegas I don't want to go he will turn down that money and not go. For example, if I said I want to go take a trip with my girls,
Starting point is 00:29:04 he would be like, yeah, I'm going to go to Columbia. I'm like, have fun. He'd be like, my dead ass you're going on a trip. Bro, believe it or not, they all go fucking crazy. What? Every guy you day? Every single guy. Why?
Starting point is 00:29:15 What is it? Because I'm flow. You got that whop? I mean, I got the wap. I'm fucking crying. I do. I mean, like, listen, no, I'm being honest. I'm different.
Starting point is 00:29:27 I'm very different. Really? People really like you didn't know that right so people kind of like different right you know what I'm you're an intense presence so you keep using the word intense I don't like the word intense I feel like being married to you or dating you would be like being managed by you like I just don't really feel like you would be able to avoid that that that it would become that side of me because like I used to cook dinner all the time I'm I'm OCD my house is like freaking perfect I will like make sure I have staff to help if I need like I'm very much
Starting point is 00:29:58 She knows how I am. How am I? I'm like very, I'm very, I have a very motherly side to me. But for a guy like Scott Storch who realistically probably just wants to be in the studio and making music and real, he's not that kind of person. No, he wants to, he is that type of person. He wants he wants to eat his pizza, his lasagna, and be in the studio. Yeah. But when me and Scott were together per se, he's not going to go buy furniture necessarily, right? Like he's not going to do all the domestic stuff. No, certain things he got so involved in our house that he was coming with me to pick certain things out. Like I'll do like 8,000 podcasts, but I won't sign up for health insurance.
Starting point is 00:30:32 But my girl will do it. See, but I get it and I understand that. And yes, obviously, that's most men. So it's not just you guys per se. But there are some men that are responsible in life. There really are. Some people want to do shit on their own. I'm dead.
Starting point is 00:30:48 Like, I'll give an example, right? My whole life I've had an assistant. Someone helping me, regardless if I was younger and my parents hired them or regardless if it was, someone was always helping me. That must be nice. I mean, yeah, it's fucking amazing. Well, I mean, I would like advise that to anybody who starts making money. If you become a YouTuber and let's say you're making a couple thousand a month, honestly, you should probably basically be...
Starting point is 00:31:09 Get me personal assistance. Spend the money on getting help to grow your business. Your business and your personal life. This is what I explain to people. And this is your problem because I know damn well that you don't, like you don't think this way. If your personal life is organized, your business is going to be organized. Well, I mean, I have a whole fucking team of people around me to help me make more content. So then you have people to help you.
Starting point is 00:31:32 And I have health insurance because my girl signed up for me. Okay, so you have a good girl. There you go. Okay, did she come up to? She's like, hey, Adam, I just want to let you know. I signed up for health insurance for you. No, she, like, kind of told me or, like, asked me what kind of plan I wanted. And then she, like, filled out some forms and shit, I assume.
Starting point is 00:31:49 I wasn't really privy to, like, the details of what this was all like. So if it wasn't for her, I probably would need, like, a personal assistant. Okay, let me ask you a question. be honest have you used your health insurance yet the doctor a couple times oh you did so once you got health insurance like yeah I'm using the shit up I'm going to the doctor well no not really because it's really I think the doctor that I went to most recently
Starting point is 00:32:09 to get my blood work done and like all that stuff that he's the one who hooked me up with these vitamins that I'm actually going to be taking when I get home wait hold on so now you're a vitamin dude I'm a vitamin guy yeah was this before the health insurance or after I don't even think this doctor's covered by the health insurance because he's too Bougy. Really? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:32:26 What kind of doctors are you going to? It's just like a doctor that, I don't know. Maybe he does. I'm not really sure. I'm going to tell you what you can do if you want to be a little cheap. Yeah. So with your health care card, right? Okay.
Starting point is 00:32:36 On the back, there's an 800 number. Okay. So you can call that 800 number and find out all the doctors in your area that take your insurance. And all you have to do is probably pay a little $30 copay or $35. Okay. So I'm just giving you a heads up. You can do that. I did the blood work.
Starting point is 00:32:51 I got a physical. Are you healthy? Yeah, I'm fucking great. Like great. Yeah. So you think you're going to live till 100. Well, he didn't say that. But you're perfectly healthy.
Starting point is 00:33:00 I'm in good shape and I work out and I'm healthy. Honestly, you're 38. You look great. Thank you. Seriously. You don't have, and you're American, correct? Yes.
Starting point is 00:33:08 Okay, so you have no, like Americans. I'm from New Hampshire. Okay, New Hampshire. That's right. I'm French, Canadian and Italian. Okay, there you go. But you don't have wrinkles.
Starting point is 00:33:15 Do you do Botox? No. Okay. You don't have wrinkles. So you're good. Don't worry. You do Botox. You hang out of dudes that just like are out of here getting Botox?
Starting point is 00:33:22 I mean, dudes are getting Botox. Yeah, dudes who hang out in Beverly Hills on some weird ass shit. I mean, listen, first of all, how do you like Miami these days? You notice a lot of people are moving to Miami? I mean, Miami's nice. I don't want to move there, though. Okay, you don't want to move there because you have your business out here. You have everything out here.
Starting point is 00:33:39 If you were sitting on $50 million tomorrow, you're moving to Miami. Why? Because the weather, it's always hot. The weather's good here. It's freezing right now. I'm from New Hampshire. It's pretty fucking nice here. Okay.
Starting point is 00:33:52 What about the people, Miami? I mean, they got no clout compared to here. They don't have clout. It's easy to be a big fish in Miami. There's a lot of hot chicks, but there's a lot of hot chicks here. I agree with you. And I'm not really moving somewhere for the hot chicks necessarily besides to the extent that it affects my porn career. I mean, okay, hold on.
Starting point is 00:34:13 Let's talk. I never knew you did porn. Me and my girl. We have a podcast called PlugTalk available at only PlugTalk.com where every week we interview a different girl. and then we have sex with her together. Together. And your wife is cool with this. She loves it, yeah.
Starting point is 00:34:26 She loves it. Oh my gosh. She's from now New Hampshire also. Where'd you meet her? I need to be your wife. She's from where? She's from Glendale? Oh, we and her were going along like crazy.
Starting point is 00:34:34 L.A., Glendale. You remind me of a lot of her Armenian family members. It's where I'm Russian. Armenians are Russian. Yeah, I know. Oh my God. That is hilarious. Okay, wait.
Starting point is 00:34:42 So she's from Glendal. She meets you. And then one day you just wake up in the morning like, hey, honey. I want to start fucking other bitches with you. Well, she kind of suckered me into it because she was already like a only fan's girl. Like when I met her, she started like doing only fans pretty much right away. Okay. And then we started partying, filming shit.
Starting point is 00:35:00 And then we slowly started taking it more and more serious. Do you hear that? And you trip on baby mama's dude? Like what? Baby fucking bitches together. I mean, that's definitely a thing for people. I just don't know if I can do it. Okay, let me ask you a question.
Starting point is 00:35:12 Not for everybody. And I know, you're not going to be honest because you're on freaking air. Let me ask you an honest. Well, let's do a half honest question. Okay. Okay. Have you ever fallen for the girl that you fucked? No. Never. Never. You've never thought about her again.
Starting point is 00:35:25 And I never found a girl whose pussy feels better than my girls. Are you lying? No. See, that's amazing. See, but look, that's a man. Like, I believe it or not, he's telling me he fucks other bitches with his wife. And I still think he's gangster right now for saying what he said. This is the thing. I have a feeling that it's because it's mine, that in my head it feels so much better. Because you know that it belongs to you. It's like your mom's home cooking. I'm dead It's like the special ingredient is love
Starting point is 00:35:51 Because I just feel like I've fucked too many porn stars That it doesn't make sense So I feel like hers feels the best So either it is true Or it's because it was made with love I mean that's so true though too It's beautiful It's an emotion
Starting point is 00:36:07 It's definitely energetic How long have you guys been together for Six years? Married Fiance Fiance What's like you're playing on getting married She's in Italy right now
Starting point is 00:36:18 tomorrow bro she lets you fuck other bitches with her like what the hell is wrong with you dude how many bitches do you think are letting their man fuck other bitches with them she's looking at wedding venues in illy right now yeah oh good for you guys are married in italy or cicely or something yeah okay that's romantic that's nice white flowers so basically what does she like she'll stay home mom what does she do she does her only fans she does her own podcast she uh does the plug talk thing with me She has like a rental property that she basically rents out for photo shoots and all that kind of stuff. Okay, so she's a hustler. Yeah, she has a lot of stuff.
Starting point is 00:36:51 She still has her only fans now? Yeah. How many subscribers she's like? She does really good. Oh, I want to ask him this question. I have an agency where I sign like a lot of the girls that do only fans and. Same. He said same.
Starting point is 00:37:05 Can't compete. I started, me and Jimmy Smacks started like a part, join venture for that. So that's cool. Jimmy Smacks loves me. I believe that you have good energy. No, he's being sarcastic. Oh, for real? I was supposed to interview him, and then he didn't want to do the interview anymore
Starting point is 00:37:25 because we drew attention to the video of him with the balls in his face or something. He had balls in his face? Yeah. You did a company with a guy that has balls in his face? Girl, it's an agent. It's 2012. Hold on, hold on. You did a company with a guy that puts balls in his face.
Starting point is 00:37:39 I've never seen him or met him, and it's all contracts, and that's it. Wait, but did you know about the balls? I don't know. Hold on. Did you know about the balls? Bro, she goes and signs a guy that has balls on his face. I mean, this world is coming to like some weird out-ass shit. Listen, I don't know.
Starting point is 00:37:57 Okay, but you're saying he has balls on his face? Now you're trying to take it back. He didn't have balls on his face? Maybe he did. I mean, I've seen a photo. That's when you saw it. That's great. That's what he does.
Starting point is 00:38:04 I'm just saying, I don't judge him for it, but he was mad at me for... Would you put balls on your face? No, but I mean, that's just me. I don't know. Do they have healing properties? Wait, listen, would you put balls on your face? Just keep it a hundred. Are they healing balls?
Starting point is 00:38:17 Okay, no, I need to ask you a more important question. I know we came here for coconut eggs and the weed and it's all amazing and these products are all insane. Okay. I also have a weed brand called Jeff Lozo. You have to see my packaging at least and then we can go back to the ball. Okay. Look how sick this is. Okay.
Starting point is 00:38:32 Don't tell me that is not fucking genius. Puffport. It's like a passport. You open it up. It's got cushion it. Okay. You don't need to talk to the audience. Tell yourself.
Starting point is 00:38:42 Seriously. How sick is it? Welcome to world-class cannabis. I'm dead. Jeff Flozo has cultivated the world's most potent and rare strains from around the globe direct to you. Thank you for flying Jeff Flo, that's your alter ego? Flozo? No. My friend's Zoe.
Starting point is 00:38:55 Actually, her name's Zoe, and she's known for, like, flying private all the time, and her, like, best friend is, like, PJ Kev, and he's wild, and he's fucking always has these jets. And I was like, my name's Flo, and I've been in the cannabis industry, so I feel like I'm giving a commercial. But, like, realistically, I was like, this is perfect. Jeff Flozzo. was like the packaging's insane. They're passports. Like what? Imagine every state that has a, like a licensing deal.
Starting point is 00:39:18 Look, I'm very smart. Can you tell? Sure, yeah. I think smart seems fair. Smart, right? Evil genius is up for debate. But smart for sure. You know, I'm going to tell you something crazy.
Starting point is 00:39:33 I don't want to say his name on camera, actually, but somebody walks into the house once and says, and, you know, on a different level of powerful and goes, you know I'm telling you this right now Blow's going to top every bitch and I was like damn coming from him that was really a compliment
Starting point is 00:39:51 Jeff Bezos? I mean he's pretty up there close Basically Jeff Bezos Someone on that level It was on that level Wow I was very can I be honest with you He talks shit about everybody
Starting point is 00:40:01 I swear to God he has something to say about everybody I used to literally always tell Scott like bro I'm not saying his name I'm too smart Hey Scott like bro this guy Always just talk shit about everybody shit about everybody. He's like, actually, and that's how I found out. Scott's like, he actually said something really dope
Starting point is 00:40:14 about you. And I said, what do you say? And he said, and that's what I just told you, he said. So he actually told Scott, but regardless, I was very it was very heartfelt coming from somebody like him because he's a fucking dick. Wow. So what was the divorce like? Oh my God, do you really want to hear this? You drag my boy through the mud?
Starting point is 00:40:30 I, no. Definitely not. He had me strapped on to a lie detector test. I took the shit off. And I said, said, yes, I fucked up. You cheated? No point, yeah.
Starting point is 00:40:46 Right. No point to having me in a light detector. Right. Actually, the guy cheated with was also very big in the marijuana industry. Huge. Flexing. I'm sorry, Scott. This is disrespectful.
Starting point is 00:40:59 Jesus Christ. No, Scott, that's horrible. Scott knows I'm fucking crazy, so he doesn't care. He doesn't care. He cares, but he knows I'm crazy, so it doesn't matter. But my point being is, listen. I broke my best friend and I broke a family. Does that make sense?
Starting point is 00:41:14 So am I proud of that? Definitely not. But shit happens in life. Maybe Scott wasn't doing certain things that were good for me. Does that make sense? So it always takes two to tango. A woman is never going to cheat. Remember, my words, a woman will never cheat if she's
Starting point is 00:41:30 mentally satisfied. I didn't care what Scott looked like and this and that. None of that. But you could have had that conversation with him before you cheat is. I did. I did. That's the problem. Well, you could have broke up with him before you were cheated, right? I mean, how do you break up with somebody that you just have a six-month-old baby with that his baby mama carried my child?
Starting point is 00:41:46 How was cheating better? Did you hear what I just told you? Yeah, but how was cheating better? What do you mean? How is it better? It happened. I mean, you cheated to end the relationship? No, no, kind of.
Starting point is 00:41:58 I mean, you knew you were going to get caught at some point? No, I was dumb and I fucking went and told certain people and, like, almost like, for no apparent reason, almost to brag about it. Yeah, I could imagine that. Based on how this conversation is going, I can imagine that. 100%. And, like, there was just, like, you know, and like, at that point, Amber was my next door neighbor, okay?
Starting point is 00:42:21 And, like, you know, like, it was constantly, like, all this chip chat talking back and forth. Like, Amber snitched on you? Amber, Amber. I don't think Amber snitched on me, but I think she gave him clues like, yeah, like, you and Flo, like, you know, like maybe Scott you guys need to like go to therapy
Starting point is 00:42:43 or talk, like, when you're getting someone clues like that all the time, because Amber used to play like, oh, Scott's my boy from Philly. Shut up, Amber. Like, Scott is not your boy, bro. Like, you don't, you guys know each other because of me. Like, shut up. Sorry, I just asked on your couch. But like, my point being is just like,
Starting point is 00:42:59 I just think I told people, maybe it was on purpose. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't have an answer. What do you want me to tell you? I mean, okay, let me ask you a question. People cheat, yeah. It happens. What do you think only men cheat? These days, girls cheat more than fucking men. Right, you're alpha as fuck.
Starting point is 00:43:13 Why not? I mean, cheat it up. No, I don't want to cheat anymore. No, my cheating days are over. Oh, that's good. They're done. No, are you crazy? Like, I can't.
Starting point is 00:43:20 Like, I have to like, you know what I mean? I have to like, you know what I have to like think about those things, you know? So that was a hard break off once he found out about the cheating? I mean, yeah, it was like, I think that was the first time ever saw I'm cry. Like really cry like that? I think that was the first time. 100%. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:43:38 Like, but you know what's so crazy? Guys, be careful who you trust with your heart. See, but that's so wrong of you because at the same time, you know why he, till this day, is my best friend and probably thinks I'm still the greatest person on earth. I believed in him when nobody else did. Everybody fucking exed him out. That's actually big, though. Everybody exed him out. Besides me believing in him, I was just like a, I was like a girlfriend slash managers slash everything.
Starting point is 00:44:04 You get my point? Like, so listen, remember something. You know, it's like, I'm not the easiest person, you know what I mean? So it's like he, look, I give him credit, period. You know what I mean? For how he handled everything, how he is with our son, what? Scott is super dad. Are you joking me right now?
Starting point is 00:44:22 It's crazy. Like Scott lives in Miami right now. My son, we fight because he needs Leo. If he doesn't see Leo for a week, he starts going crazy. I moved to Miami. Did you know this? Oh, so listen to this is my life, right? Lucky I could do this.
Starting point is 00:44:36 So Scott's like, Flo, I beg of you, just get another place in Miami. And I'm like, bro, I'm like, are you serious? I go and I rent a fucking sick-ass place in Sunny Isles, like every future's next door. Everybody's like in that vicinity, right? Go run a sick-ass place out there. Go get my friend's fucking Bentley truck paying six months up front.
Starting point is 00:44:56 I was like, I need a car out here, whatever. I go there once. I was never there. I just moved out of that place. What? Like two weeks ago? And like, I just, that's why I shit about Miami. I love it, but I couldn't stand the fact that I was literally spending 20 racks a month every single month for absolutely no reason, just having a place there and never being there.
Starting point is 00:45:16 So I was like, you know what? I'm over this and he got really pissed off, like really upset. Like he was like, well, I know you. If you have a house in Miami, you'll stay here. So because he thinks because I'm coming from a really big house and moving to a three bedroom apartment type of shit. Like Miami, you want to be on the beach. You know what I mean? You know how you live in Miami?
Starting point is 00:45:33 How Puff lives. You have to live in Miami. On how Scott used to live, on Star Island. Okay, Palm Island with a yacht, fucking sick out. I need space. I need house. I need yacht. Yacht.
Starting point is 00:45:46 Yes, yacht. I need it all. That's how you live in Miami. That's like saying that's how you live in L.A. You move to Malibu and you get a house on the beach, $10 million mansion. I mean, it's different. How are you going to compare the water in Malibu to Miami? Miami, you dock your fucking boat at any place.
Starting point is 00:46:02 Like, come on. Yeah. Well, I understand that it would be nice to live that way. It's just not really realistic. most people? Correct. Understood, but I'm just saying that's how I would want to live in Miami. Okay. But if I could live in Miami like that, like if tomorrow I put away, see, I'm not stupid. I'm a Jew. Okay. So let's not get on this racial shit. I don't know what's been going on lately, you guys, by the way, I'm sorry I'm changing the topic, but what's this racist shit going on?
Starting point is 00:46:24 What, Kanye? It's not even Connie, but all this Jew, yeah, like, Jew shit and like, no one ever talks about Jews. Like, no one cares. And like all of a sudden, now it's like something about Jews. I'm like, what is going on, dude? Like, Hitler was gone a really long time ago. Like, nobody cares. Like, no. Do you guys ever hear that? No. People always talk about, like, black lives, white lives. People are going to talk about Jews. And now all of a sudden, people are talking about Jews.
Starting point is 00:46:46 Because Kanye is talking shit about them. So Kanye can make that much effect where he can talk shit about Jews. And the whole world just starts talking shit about Jews. Well, in general, I think anti-semitism is always kind of a threat to bubble up in society. I don't know. I, listen, I had this conversation the other day, and I'm sorry I'm bringing this up.
Starting point is 00:47:04 know we're totally off topic, but I have to say this. Does anyone at least feel sorry for Kanye? Besides saying what he's saying and how racist he is and like someone gets on my life the other day and they're like, Kanye's racist. I'm like, what if he's having a mental breakdown, bitch? That's like saying you feel bad for a school shooter. Like, yeah, I feel bad for him, but there's still the one out here doing damage. Sorry, babe.
Starting point is 00:47:26 How are you going to compare a school shooter to that? Well, I'm not saying he's as bad as a school shooter. But I'm saying when somebody's out here is spreading anti-Semitism and he's getting dropped by his label and Valenciaaga and all these companies. I'm sorry. It's not because I'm sitting here and saying like Kanye is right. It's not about that. I'm not playing right or wrong here. But he's also
Starting point is 00:47:44 doing it. His brain is having a mental problem. He can't control it. Right, but I mean he's been saying a lot of this kind of stuff for a long time. Really? Yeah. No, for quite some time now. I mean, honestly, like... Like, I was just arguing this with Nick Fuentes, who's like a white nationalist
Starting point is 00:48:00 and he's arguing that Kanye is absolutely not having any kind of mental breakdown. And Kanye would tell you that he's not. I mean, I kind of think that maybe Connie is not only because I feel like if he really was, they would put him in a 5150 with the way he's behaving. Who would? I mean, what do you mean? Who's it going to put him in a 5150?
Starting point is 00:48:17 Who has enough control to tell a billionaire? Like, hey, we're going to lock you away. Sometimes you have to do a mandatory lock. Only if they actually, they try to commit suicide. That's the only way they could do a mandatory. I had a really crazy ex-boyfriend. He used to do that shit. But Kanye would have to act out a lot before anybody was able to, like, do anything.
Starting point is 00:48:35 institutionalizing. But what he's doing right now? Yeah, but I mean, him just saying some offensive shit. It's not going to get him blocked away. What was that news person he was talking to? And he told the guy, listen, baby boy, I'm talking. What do he say to him? What do he say to him?
Starting point is 00:48:47 Please tell me. I'm not keeping it. I didn't watch the full thing. I know, but you guys, how can you not keep up with what the fuck is going on? He told the new, he told this like sophisticated newscaster, like, baby boy. Like, shut up. Like, the guys like, first of all, don't call me baby boy. Like, it was almost offensive.
Starting point is 00:49:03 The dude was like from Britain, bro. I was like, Connie's, like, lost his fucking mind. You know what I mean? Right. But listen, also, remember when all the shit started. It started when his mom. When his mom passed away, that's when he started going crazier and crazier and crazier.
Starting point is 00:49:15 You can't blame him. Doesn't help that. We are Gemini's. Me and, like, Kanye said Gemini. Oh, so you're as crazy as Kanye? Oh, my God, you are crazy? That's right. Bro, she is crazy.
Starting point is 00:49:25 Are you? Yeah. I made the outfit. No. You said crazy? She just acted like you were saying creative. No, creative. Oh, you made that?
Starting point is 00:49:32 Yes. Oh, wow. See? She can actually make stuff, too. I think, I don't think he knows how I kind of got on, but I started a jewelry line like about 10 years ago. Oh. And then I used social media marketing to make sales. So I was one of the first people that kind of figure how to connect the Shopify to the e-commerce link.
Starting point is 00:49:52 Oh, that's a dope. So that's how I kind of started making my first million, my second, my third, and modeling. And then with that, I just had a storm Ventura Boulevard for four years before the pandemic, closed. So with that, it kind of just was like, okay, well, e-commerce is great. The pandemic hit. I need to make money. Well, what do I do?
Starting point is 00:50:17 So I became an essential. And I started Princess Cut. I really actually bought some websites that go with it. That's kind of cool that I want to sell eventually. But it's called neatflower.com, oneflower.com, and then we deliver flower.com. So before the pandemic, I knew I wanted to be in cannabis. And then I dug in. I met LB, LB and I.
Starting point is 00:50:43 Choking. Yeah, one time, I have to say this really fast, and you can finish your story, I promise. One time we were, like, fighting and or something, like, whatever, it doesn't matter. And she says, yeah, she said something, or I said, listen, bitch, I said, if it wasn't for me, we wouldn't even fucking know LB,
Starting point is 00:51:01 so let's comment down real quick. Oh, wow. Like, you know what I mean? Like, let's calm it down, like, 15 fucking notches real quick. It's true, though. She did introduce me to him. But I'm just saying. But I like doing shit.
Starting point is 00:51:13 Like, I always try to hook up my friends. I'm always like, you know what I mean? Like, just like with people, not like a wham-bam thinking man. You know what I mean? Like with people I think they're going to be with and it might be compatible with. Uh-huh. But at first you didn't want him, so don't front. Exactly.
Starting point is 00:51:26 Well, I just knew, like, kind of like. No, there ain't. No, no. She's so toxic. I said, Al B wants your number. She said, no. She said nah. I said, okay.
Starting point is 00:51:38 If you're going to do that for somebody, you've got to like not try to rub it in their face after. I mean, I get it. You're right. I'm such a toxic bitch. No. It's cool. It's fun saying. It's an inside joke between her and I.
Starting point is 00:51:51 Yeah, it is. And then it became like a cool partnership. We started going to like Detroit, Dallas, Miami, New York, like up north, like way up, almost Canada. Indianapolis, just like bringing this train throughout the country, just doing pop-ups and, you know, I'm doing this internship, like, all the way in. Like, I come from e-commerce and modeling. So, like, that's not what I do. I made millions on doing cyber stuff, you know, social media, content creation.
Starting point is 00:52:25 And cannabis to me was, like, my outlet of, obviously, when I had the store and when I had all those expensive, like, I was really, I had a rose royce. G-waggons and fucking pandemic hit. I made from like making $250,000 to making $7,000 one month. Oh, wow. So I was like, oh, yeah, this is really more like, and I got hit before anybody because I, my company was so big that I was shipping from China
Starting point is 00:52:51 and China got COVID before us. So I was out of order six months before we even got COVID here in L.A. So I'm like, damn, I really got to become essential. I was thinking about going into like maybe a water brand. Like I'm like, Daphne, like Daphne, like Daphne Joy and I,
Starting point is 00:53:09 um, are close. And then I read about how 50 the vitamin water situation. Like people can really like brand, but that takes so long. Right. To get into water, it's like you gotta be in the business for at least like 30.
Starting point is 00:53:21 I bet you were trying to get them water business too. 30 years. I was thinking essentials. Like I'm like, I'm going to become a water or I'm going to become weed, one of them. Uh-huh. And then,
Starting point is 00:53:30 um, because I'm so like, Because I understand numbers and URLs and websites. The first thing was, like, about those websites. And the next thing, I meet Elle, me and Elle, like, he's like, you know what? You're going to get your own straight, too. Like, let's do this. Like, because I was doing the black market.
Starting point is 00:53:48 I was just buying lemon cherries and just reselling them. I was buying fake runs and reselling it. Oh my God. She actually used to buy weed for my ex-boyfriend. Oh, myka? You and this mic. I think it just reminds you of something. No, you got talking to it.
Starting point is 00:54:04 Yeah, yeah, I used to buy, yeah, exactly. Before I met LB, I was already buying. I was buying. You had the Obama Rots? Oh, my God. I remember selling some Obama Rants, yeah. Nice. Anyway, but yeah.
Starting point is 00:54:16 Do you even know what you're smoking on? I forget. See? What? Are you a true smoker? Are you? I think about burning all the whole podcast. You're right, but honestly, when I smoke, I at least get high.
Starting point is 00:54:31 you're getting high. You're hitting that like Elon Musk. A hundred percent. Hey, is Elon Musk ball in right now? He's so bawling right now. You're going to marry him next? No, I wish. Just kidding.
Starting point is 00:54:43 You know where the money sat? Elon Musk? No, no. I really want to get into AI. Like you're going to make a robot? Yes. Really? See, all that weird shit, you know what I have a stick to?
Starting point is 00:54:57 I already have a name for. Brands, companies. Like, that's the shit. to me that rocks me. You get my point? Edibles to me, I think, is the biggest fucking market right now. I'm being honest. I, that's my whole thing. Like, you have not dabbled into weed at all, have you?
Starting point is 00:55:11 Not that much. What does this tell you? Everybody who is gallery department, right? Right. They started, I'm just saying, whatever, 90% of the people who are hypebeasts, whatever, fucking whatever, right? Right, yeah, I don't really get that either. I'm just, oh my God. Okay, I have some pieces. Next.
Starting point is 00:55:28 Okay. She loves him. First of all, you have a lot of pieces. Okay, so this is my whole. point, right? They're starting a weed brand. Gallery department. I cannot believe I'm saying this. I'm not even supposed to say this. Maybe you shouldn't, bitch. Yeah, but it's okay. Gallery department is starting a weed brand. How, what? I don't know who runs it, but. Okay. So this guy Joshua, but like my point being is that I think right now, you guys, they're letting gas stations sell fucking marijuana soon.
Starting point is 00:55:56 Philip Morris is taken over. Okay. And guess what he's going to do? He's going to buy out every fucking brand there is. Brand. Okay? They're doing already that in New York. I'm just saying. Any big brand? Everyone else?
Starting point is 00:56:10 That's it. I swear to you. Like, that's my whole thing. That's like, for you, it was like, if you ever wanted to do weed, per se, it's so easy for you. Why? Even your own edibles? Because you're always around people.
Starting point is 00:56:27 You always, it's always in their face. That's how coconut eggs was. So it's like certain people, Maybe let's say the people that know what coconuts are. 90% of them know them because of the name. And then when you say the chocolate looks like weed. Like these new no jumper cocoa nugs cookie dough flavor. Have you tried them?
Starting point is 00:56:46 Yes. Okay. So that's my whole point. There's some people that don't eat chocolate per se. I'm giving an example. But I do think that chocolate is incredible, right? We did moon rocks. Okay.
Starting point is 00:56:56 I just beg of you to try this because I think these are. Wow, she has SQs. I'm not going to eat her right now. It's not Medicaid. I'm not gonna eat right now. You're scared. You're not, come on a very strict diet right now. No, you're lying.
Starting point is 00:57:08 You're scared. You think I'm gonna give you something medicated? No, I just don't want to eat. I'm not eating any sugar right now. You really think I would do that too. No, I'm just, the diet is strict right now. You're lying. Take a Zempec.
Starting point is 00:57:17 You're not gonna pressure me, lady. Yeah, take a Zempec. What's a Zempec? Oh, so that's what everyone's been doing. I've been doing it too. It's like a shot, it's a diabetes shot, and it makes you like not, sorry. I know you like the mic. It makes you not want to eat at all.
Starting point is 00:57:32 Really? I literally probably lost like 10 pounds in like a week and a half without working out. How much are you eating? Like once a day? Honestly, what did I eat today? I don't think I ate today yet. Sounds really good for you. It's like 8 p.m.
Starting point is 00:57:47 Is it really? Wait, did I eat today? Yeah, but when I have that anorexia look, it's going to look so hot. Oh, my gosh. Amazing way to lose weight. Okay. Let's just say that. When that anorexia, okay, listen, when that anorexia look comes in, you're going to be like,
Starting point is 00:58:03 Yeah, bitch. Give me some of that as then back. Jesus. It's probably not the best description. I like that you're so open about this. All right. So what else are we needs to know about the life of flow and? Polar.
Starting point is 00:58:16 Yeah. Philar's my name. Polar. I know. I want to hide you? Oh, you're going to think they're medicated too, aren't you? No, I'm just not eating candy right now.
Starting point is 00:58:25 You're a paranoid guy. What? I'm on a diet. No, it's the paranoia. I want to diet, Lee. Because you get on a smoker. So when you smoke, you get really paranoid. I want to smoke every day.
Starting point is 00:58:33 for like 15 years. Have you really? Yeah. Where did you get weed from in New Hampshire? I lived in New York for like seven years before I moved here.
Starting point is 00:58:42 Okay, cool. So you're a New Yorker. Did you live in the Bronx? No, I lived in Brooklyn, Queens. Did you? Yeah. You know, I was dating a guy that lived in Queens.
Starting point is 00:58:52 His parents lived in Floral Park. Do you know where that is? No. You don't know where Floral Park is? You lived in Queens? By Bayside? I don't know Bayside is. You know what?
Starting point is 00:58:58 You know. Bayside is? Yeah. Okay. Just can be a show. So you were getting weed in New York. Geography check. Yeah, I got some weed in New York.
Starting point is 00:59:07 Not as much as we got these days. Really? Right. Yeah. How long ago is this? Like 15 years ago. You didn't the girls in New York are hot? Honestly.
Starting point is 00:59:16 I think there's hot girls in New York, sure, yeah. But once you agree, they're much more simple than L.A. I mean, they've got to bundle up a lot more, a big percentage of the year. That's true, too. But don't you think L.A. goes a little bit more done up than New York? Yeah, for sure. For sure, right? Yeah, there's way less applies to surgery in New York.
Starting point is 00:59:35 Lots of guys like that lately. I'm being honest. Oh, yeah. Lots of guys love that fucking, can you not wear makeup? Believe it or not, I look really good without makeup. I look like I'm fucking 19 without makeup. Wow. I swear to you, I look like a fucking child, and I look really good without makeup.
Starting point is 00:59:49 And it's weird because lots of people don't look good without makeup. But actually, you look good with my good. You have good skin? But have you ever seen some of these girls when you actually take the layers off? The skin is important, too. Yeah, I mean, I avoid seeing it, but I've seen it. He's like, you can't ask you one question? Be honest, sorry.
Starting point is 01:00:06 Oh, I didn't hit you. I hit that. Okay. So we have to go back to this wife really fast. Sorry wife. I never need to talk about you. I just need to find this out really fast. No, we love that for you.
Starting point is 01:00:16 I mean, that's what makes him, you know? Okay, no, this is my whole question. Yeah. So you were allowed to have three sons with other women. Do you pick the women or does she pick the women? No, it's a collaborative effort. A collaborative effort. Okay.
Starting point is 01:00:28 Have you ever come home and they're just laying in bed? No. Never. It's always in the same. schedule. Oh, so you guys have to schedule this? It's never impromptive, yeah. Really? My schedule is very much packed all day every day. So it's not
Starting point is 01:00:40 like, it's not, you can just come home and have two laying there? No. Okay, let me ask you another question. Are you allowed to do another guy and her, or it has to be a girl? No. So that's not allowed? No. So would you consider her cheating if she was with another man? Yeah. 100%? Yeah. Wow. But you can be with another woman all the time. On camera, yeah.
Starting point is 01:01:01 Hmm? Patriarchy. What if she was on camera with another man? No. You're never doing that? No. Don't you know it's a little selfish? No. Why?
Starting point is 01:01:10 Men and women are different. That's not true. Why? Because one has a penis and one has a fucking vagina. Well, that's one surface level difference, yeah. Okay, next. Well, everybody's allowed to pick the details of their own arrangement, right? I mean.
Starting point is 01:01:24 Right. That's your partnership. Which is true. But, I mean, also it has to do with the type of man he is. Yeah. You know, so it's not like... You're a male show. You've got a little bit of that, I can tell.
Starting point is 01:01:36 I can really, really tell. And I guarantee she's probably like some innocent girl that's like, you know, that you turned up probably even more. No. No way? I met her and she was like on the verge of making the only fans. Really? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:01:51 So you didn't turn her up? No. Did I turn her up? Yeah, I mean, I guess a little bit. No, I'm saying turn her up, like make her more wilder. Yeah, I mean, I guess. That's pretty fair to say. White guy from fucking New Hampshire. She was already a little wild.
Starting point is 01:02:05 It's not like I fucking took her virginity or anything. I mean, that's true. Are you guys going to have more kids? Yeah. How many? At least one, maybe two. So you're going to grow old with her. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:02:14 Oh, I'm excited for you. See, a fuck is just the fuck. People need to realize that. So when you're going on these rampages, are you cheated? It was a fuck. Right. So exactly what you just said.
Starting point is 01:02:26 Are you going to grow old with her? I would have grown old with him. You violated the terms of your arrangement. Correct. So did you? No. Why? Because I'm working within the terms of our arrangement.
Starting point is 01:02:37 Oh, so this is about money. I mean, not only am I... Not only do I have her permission to fuck these other girls. I'm doing it right in front of her. Yeah, he's never behind her back. She's right there. Do you have a fuck her alone? My girl?
Starting point is 01:02:48 Yeah. Yes. Okay. Thank God. Fuck. I just wanted to make sure you weren't just fucking her with other bitches. No, we only fuck on camera. Okay, so you fuck without camera too.
Starting point is 01:02:57 This is more of a business, like, aspect of it. Well, it's fun, but it's also, like, And it's beneficial to your liking, so it's perfect. Yeah, yeah. So I want to know about you for one second. Oh, God. No. You're making this all about me.
Starting point is 01:03:09 Okay. I'm just so curious because, like, how many times do people really come on here and ask about you? Not? Here and there, people do this little thing. No. No. Do they ask? They already know all about me.
Starting point is 01:03:21 But about your real life, like how you really got into this. Like, that's what I want to know. I really know. You think they all really know? Because I don't know. And I want to know. Yeah, but they know. Okay.
Starting point is 01:03:30 Can you just tell me? No. A little short version? No. You won't tell me? How long have you had a podcast for? 10 million years. No, come on.
Starting point is 01:03:37 Just come on. Nobody cares. They don't care. They want to hear things about you guys. No, but what if somebody really wants to know? There's a lot of resources out there. Adam 22 interview and you're going to find 50 interviews of me talking about myself. Really?
Starting point is 01:03:50 Yeah. Oh, so you talk about yourself. I mean, yeah. So you're self-centered too. I did some podcast today where I talked about myself for an hour and a half. Swear to God. Yeah. You just sat in the camera talking about yourself.
Starting point is 01:03:59 Well, they asked me about myself. Yeah. So you were just answering question. Well, it's kind of like exactly what I'm supposed to be doing to you before you took over and started asking me about myself. Okay, that's it. Fine. I'm done. Right.
Starting point is 01:04:13 Okay. So when is this coming out? Jason said you're taking forever with it. Okay. So what we're going to do is on camera with your agreement. We're going to launch this. I'm going to put it in the best stores. It's regular chocolate.
Starting point is 01:04:24 I'm going to put it in the best stores and we're going to make more to be able to distribute them to stores. And we're going to make them in Delta 8. But I would like to make those in THC. Let's get high. Are you cool? Sure. Cool. That's all I wanted to know.
Starting point is 01:04:34 Like that was like my main thing. I was like, you know what? We got to do this. Next thing I was going to ask you, well, tell him I want to make a string. I know you, I know you want to walk before you run with me, but you got to just do the whole fucking leap. Does that make sense? Uh-huh. I want to do a strain with you.
Starting point is 01:04:54 Okay. Are you in? I don't know. Are you going to think about it? Yeah, we have to talk about it. Okay, fine. Fair. I mean, it doesn't have to be talked about this. What are, like, what are you expecting from, like, your strain?
Starting point is 01:05:05 I already know. He's not going to talk about this on camera. We're going to talk about this on a personal. Right. But I think everyone would agree that if you had bomb-ass flour and sick-ass packaging, your shit would go fucking crazy. We have a lot of weed collabs working on instead of us doing our own brand. I know, but guess what?
Starting point is 01:05:19 You're just growing the collab. Right. Do you get my point? I have a collab with you that I can kill it off of the medicated market. Right. And I'm giving you advice to hurt myself. What does that tell you? You must be really looking out for me.
Starting point is 01:05:34 In this case... You got a friend in flow. See? I mean, you kind of always do have a friend in me. Think about it. You always have a friend in me. Would I be the type of person you would call for advice? Keep it a buck.
Starting point is 01:05:44 Like, honestly. You got a friend in me. You got a friend in me. Hey, I guarantee, after this podcast is done, you're going to be like, you know? Flo is fucking crazy. But flow is mad fucking cool. I can't wait to read to read to read the comments on this one. You can't.
Starting point is 01:06:00 Oh, it's going to be amazing. It's going to be insanity. Why? Because I was just being me. I just want to know what they were going to think of you. What do you mean? What would I want a normal person think of me? That's what I want to know.
Starting point is 01:06:11 That's why I'm going to read the comments. I'm dead. So what is your final thought of me? Be honest. I only like honesty. TBD. What does that mean? To be determined.
Starting point is 01:06:21 Really? Well, I don't know. Yeah, I think you're great. But do you think I have a good personality? Yeah. So do you think I'm... I think you did my boy Scott Dirty. Oh my God
Starting point is 01:06:30 He's not gonna give this shit up Do you care about our child at all? Boys Club No seriously Do you care about our child at all? Do I care about your child? Yes But not like
Starting point is 01:06:41 Not more than You know I don't know So you're one He's really close to Scott No No I don't know
Starting point is 01:06:48 I'm like that He's tight But I think he's more like It's a man code with him Right Yeah No he's cheated on You made him cry
Starting point is 01:06:55 You said it I wouldn't even know it If you didn't tell me but you wouldn't cry for a girl of six years you found out cheating on you? No, yeah, I might. What do you mean? You might. You're going to cry in a heartbeat.
Starting point is 01:07:07 But I'm just saying that you did that. I know. Are you going to freaking chop my head off right now? I'm just saying that's why it's hard for me to like fully endorse you. But you don't think, let me ask you an honest question. You don't think, but what woman stands up and says it? And one woman brags about it. Don't you think I wanted to get caught?
Starting point is 01:07:26 If I didn't want to get caught, why would not? I came my mouth shut. Well, you told Amber Rose, so. I told more people than Amber Rose. Right, yeah. At least another seven, eight, maybe nine. I just think you should have just told them you wanted to be done with it. I think I shouldn't have told anybody if I wasn't doing it on purpose.
Starting point is 01:07:41 It's not like some kind of whore fucking random ass dudes. It just happened with one person after six years. But you can't even admit you were wrong. A hundred percent. If I cheated and got caught, I would be like, yeah, I fucked that. What? I lived with myself and went crazy for probably a year. and a half.
Starting point is 01:07:58 Right. Meaning like I couldn't even focus at times on my son because I was so corrupted how everything happens. Are you crazy? That was like, that's why now I'm like I would never in my life cheat on a man because of the way like I've done it before plenty of times, but it was like all kind of like I didn't really give a fuck. I had a straight whole kid with this guy.
Starting point is 01:08:19 You get my point? So it hurt me for the first time in my life and feeling that hurt, I was like, damn dude, I would never again. Ever. So I started growth flow and it is I'm I'm there. I couldn't do it anymore like even like I'd rather just walk away and just Just being like a normal human being. Does that make sense? Yeah, that's like the right thing to do. A normal weed entrepreneur. I mean Nothing about me could ever be normal. Okay, let's start there. Who are you dating now? Oh, who's the next? Did you have to? Who's the next project? Did you have this one was the best
Starting point is 01:08:57 project ever. You have no idea. When I met him, I'm not going to say his name though afterwards. Props on waiting at like an hour to vape. What? I mean, it's just cool that you showed that restraint. What do you mean? You just waited that long to vape? Yeah, I did. I think I sat here long enough. I would never smoke a cigarette either.
Starting point is 01:09:15 Hey, can I just sit here all day long? I'll never smoke. I'm trying to quit smoking cigarettes, so you can't smoke in here. I need her, too. She's been smoking in things for too long. Too long. Wait, let me ask you a question. What were you just asking? Okay, so the guy? Had a fucking he had like dentures instead of veneers, but he thought they were veneers Ro, I was like, I made this dude fix his teeth Spent a bad at least he spent three, four hundred thousand more just on clothes
Starting point is 01:09:41 You're new dude. Yeah, I made him spend $300,000 on clothes His teeth were 100, I swear to God in everything that I love On his teeth Dr. Glossman, see I gave you a shout out even on here. Dr. Glossman, he's served for Kevin Sands, which Kevin Sands does all the celebrities but Glossman is the one really behind Kevin Sands and he has his own office on Roxbury.
Starting point is 01:10:00 But bottom line is he spent 100 on his teeth, all the clothes, made him fucking, he used to live in downtown, made him move to Sherman Oaks and fucking rent this big ass fucking house because I was like, like, we ain't doing this like little kid retarded shit. Like we're not sagging pants.
Starting point is 01:10:19 We're not wearing like only merch. You know what I mean? Like we're not doing any of that. Like, you know what I mean? Imagine me watching me. walking around all day long. Coco Nugs. Like, bro, I'm good.
Starting point is 01:10:31 You get my point? Like, I... If you really believed in your merch. Listen, I just... I'm not a merch type girl. But the funny thing is when I first met this guy that I'm actually dating, I met him in the studio by accident.
Starting point is 01:10:43 I said another one in studio. It was weird, though, but we were doing a wee place so I don't consider a studio. But I was working with L.B., and I was like, who is this dude? This dude's like Malibu's Most Wounded. Oh, my God, I'm dead.
Starting point is 01:10:54 You remember that? So I go... This dude's like reminds me of Malibu's. Have you ever seen the movie Malibu's Most Wanted? Yeah. Okay, so it's about this like, you've never seen it? Oh, wow. You have to watch it tonight.
Starting point is 01:11:03 Please just get high and watch it. Yeah. It's about this white dude who like is it like just wants to talk and be really black and like, it's just from Malibu though. It's like, I see people comparing me to it sometimes. Swear to God. No. No, you have it. There's no way.
Starting point is 01:11:15 There's no way. There's no way. There's no way. This dude's really like Malibu's Most Wanted. I swear to God. It's like crazy. He was at least. and then I just like
Starting point is 01:11:24 That's what I do I take like It's like a project blitz to me It's like a project And then you figure out Are they staying for You know someone said something smart The other day
Starting point is 01:11:36 It was weird They go Florence What makes you leave a man I said how do you know I've left all of them And you know what the response was And I actually thought They were pretty smart
Starting point is 01:11:45 For this response Because it doesn't seem Like any man Would leave you Because you're What was the word he said he said because
Starting point is 01:11:57 he said something like it doesn't seem like any man would have the balls no it was like something weird what he said it was weird but my whole point being is like this I'm at the point where no I already have a kid right just stop I already have a kid I'm at the point where I'm like I don't know what I want right now I'm like period I'm not having any more kids
Starting point is 01:12:16 I want some more you do I do I don't want to I don't think I want to get pregnant again But I want some more. I did it once. Would you ever consider a surrogate? I think it's a great idea. You know how to surrogate? I love the idea. You do.
Starting point is 01:12:31 Do you know what my surrogate was? My girl's weirded up by it. Do you know who my surrogate was? Who? Are you ready for this? Dun-da-da-da-da. So my surrogate was Scott's baby's mama. She carried the baby.
Starting point is 01:12:43 Leo, yes. How cool do you have to be really like how grown? Wait, you think you do gangster g-g shit? I fuck my wife with other bitches. I didn't negotiate something like that. Hold on, listen. Listen to how genius that is. So I'm like, why would you go?
Starting point is 01:12:58 You should have seen his face when I said, Scott, I want Carla to carry the baby. He goes, have you lost your freaking mind? Like, you know, Scott would have to be like a little Jewish man and yell at me. Like, and try to like basically say like, you're not driving me crazy today. Yeah. So I said, Scott, and I started sitting there. I remember I was drinking my coffee. And I was like, Scott, I was like, listen.
Starting point is 01:13:22 I was like, come on, dude. I was like, we can move her out of here. They can move from Oakland. You can have your daughter near you. And I was like, and we're going to pay, he was like, Florence, call your father. This is what he tells me. Call your father. If your father says, okay, I will do it.
Starting point is 01:13:36 He thought my dad was never going to be cool with it in a million years. Obviously, he wouldn't say call your father. I'd call my dad. My dad goes, Florence, you know what? That's not the bad idea. Oh, that's so cute. Scott's face turns purple. That's so cute.
Starting point is 01:13:52 And he's like, we're doing this. Have you lost your fucking minds again? No, he says, have you lost your minds again? And I said, Scott, I said, honestly, I said, think about it. I said, why are you going to have some stranger? Bro. Bottom line is, fast forward.
Starting point is 01:14:09 She moves out here. Baby's about to be born. I rush to the hospital. Her water breaks. You guys have to hear this story. You're going to die. Her water breaks. Scott's like, should I go now?
Starting point is 01:14:20 I was like, no, no, no. I was like, I'll call you on the baby. He's about to, like, because the hospital wasn't far from our house. He walks into the delivery room. I call him, and I was like, come to the hospital, he's about to be born. He walks in the delivery room, and he looks at me. And we're about to have a baby, okay? I'm wearing a hair and pressed and jumpsuit, fucking hat, like a jeep.
Starting point is 01:14:42 My baby's about to be born. And he goes, can I ask you a question? And I was like, what the fuck is this moron going to ask me right now? Like, what stupid shit are you going to tell me right now? He was like, could you have least? Gotten her wax before our baby was born. Yo. Got in what waxed?
Starting point is 01:14:57 Gotten her for her. Oh, the baby mom's. The baby mom's bush. Who was about to have our baby? So Scott runs out of the room and he's like, I'm traumatized. I'm traumatized. I'm like, what are you traumatized about? He was like, dude, I just saw a big old bush with our baby's head coming out of it.
Starting point is 01:15:15 And I was like, that was my life with Scott all day long. Can you imagine that? That was my life with Scott. All day long. So I remember Steve LaBelle used to say Whatever Steve LeBelle's like this you know Manager who like managed bone thugs back in the day But you know he also made his come back to
Starting point is 01:15:33 But my point is that He's in the weed business now which is weird He doesn't even want to do anything with music anymore But why was I just talking about Steve LaBelle? I had a reason I don't know I got really high Yeah No I got too high this is really good weed
Starting point is 01:15:47 Yeah I think we should just end with Scott Storch being weirded out By the hairy vagina giving birth to his child. Okay, fine. So the hairy vagina. No, I mean, I think that was more than enough information. Okay, listen. I have a beautiful little boy and he's blonde hair, blue eyes.
Starting point is 01:16:01 Even though he came out of a hairy vagina. Even though he came out of a hairy vagina. And sometimes I'll mess with Scott. And I'll be like, Scott, how is he so gorgeous? You remember that hairy vagina? And he'll be like, you're a bitch. So like, yeah, so bottom line is. And yo, this girl's crazy.
Starting point is 01:16:19 No, so bottom line, I kind of feel like, I feel like, I feel like my lips. is all like disgusting and crackled and fucking who cares. Okay. So bottom line is I really need you to really just ask people, forget me. Okay, ask your audience and be like, should I start my own weed brand? Okay. Okay, is that fair enough? Can you ask your audience that at least?
Starting point is 01:16:41 I think that's what the world needs. The world needs one more weed brand. There's not enough. See, that's where you're wrong. You're wrong about that. Because what if you really have a weed brand that takes up? You have the platform. You have everything.
Starting point is 01:16:55 All the keys for the success of it. Exactly. It makes no sense. Screw me. I don't, I know nothing. Ask your fans. Would you buy my weed brand? Would you buy my edibles?
Starting point is 01:17:06 I'm gonna keep on Zanz. See? Yeah. You want to sell them Zanz and perks, huh? Yeah. I am so dead right now. I'm just, see? It's like, it's like this guy is from New Hampshire and is like against having a weed brand because he thinks everybody else had a weed brand.
Starting point is 01:17:20 I'm not against it. I just like don't care. It's just I'm not motivated by the idea. But what if somebody does it? I know. I have to be like your wife. I have to do it for you. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:17:28 I think they have to be able to. Oh my God. Imagine you wouldn't have had health insurance if she didn't do it for you. But if I do it for you, you can actually have it. You can really have your packaging to be your logo. It's beautiful. Wow.
Starting point is 01:17:39 You could do just the basketball just like that. No jumper. How about that? All right. So I appreciate you guys for coming on. His tongue is twisted already. He's tired. He's like, I've had enough of flow.
Starting point is 01:17:51 Get the cocoa. The cocoa nugs, no jambra. Get the princess cuts weed available everywhere on earth. At ice cream. At ice cream. Let's do it. Let's do it. But we are making a medicated.
Starting point is 01:18:03 That you already agree too, so you can't let people be like down and be like just do a medicated coconut. Like at least, if you don't even want to do a weed strain, it's fair enough. Do a medicated coconut and be in dispensaries and your medicaid coconut. That's it. Let's do it. Okay? Appreciate you guys. Yeah.
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Starting point is 01:18:27 I couldn't even talk that fast. That's my outro. I'm like an auctioneer. Oh my God, that was crazy.

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