No Jumper - Flo on Being Scott Storch’s Ex-Wife, Cheating, Creating Koko Nuggz & More
Episode Date: November 16, 2022No Jumper x Koko Nuggz collab: https://nojumper.com/collections/koko... Adam sits down with Koko Nuggz owner, Flo, to talk about her comeup, her brand, ex-husband Scott Storch, how she capitalized on... their relationship, and more. --- 00:00 Intro 0:07 Flo used to be married to Scott Storch and owner of Koko Nuggz 3:03 How she came up with Koko Nuggz 4:51 Flo went to B-Real to partner up with him on the brand 6:27 Flo says she'd rather hang out with Berner than Drake 7:43 Flo did time for weed back in the day for transporting w**d from Canada, her "partner" ratted her out 8:35 "No offense, I come from a wealthy family" 11:01 Flo talked to Berner for 15 min and he was on board with the brand + Scott and Berner became besties 12:58 Flo always dated street dudes, dudes with regular jobs are boring 16:31 They've been frenemies for a very long time, Flo was mad that Pilar outbid Scott on a car 17:15 Flo says n__ 17:20 Flo says she's not crazy just brutally honest, Adam says that's what crazy people say 18:43 Flo says she saved Scott's life when they met when no one cared about him 19:39 She went to Miami and met Scott in a studio session 21:52 Flo got Scott a gig for 50k, at that point Scott was broke 23:58 Flo moved back to LA, asked him to get sober, and she would take care of getting him back on his feet 25:15 How Scott made a 100M and lost a 100M 27:48 Flo saw potential in making money with Scott but she also loves him like family 29:09 Flo says all his boyfriends go crazy for her, Adam asks if she got that wap 33:28 Flo is trying to convince Adam that Miami is poppin 34:11 Adam explains how Plug Talk works, Flo is baffled 36:52 Pilar has an OF agency with Jimmy Smacks 39:05 "I'm very smart, can't you tell?" 40:24 Flo had to take a lie detector test to admit she cheated 41:40 Flo says leaving was not an option coz they just had a baby, that Scott's baby mom carried 41:53 Flo alludes to the fact that Amber Rose snitched on her to Scott, Amber said they were friends from Philly, Flo says "Shut up Amber!" 43:25 Once Scott found out she cheated, he cried 46:15 Flo wants to check on Kanye's mental health 49:10 Pilar made millions with eCommerce and weed 50:20 Pilar talks about her come up, Flo interjects that she is the one responsible for introducing her to LB and she would be nothing without her 54:15 Flo comes for Adam for not caring what he smokes 55:08 Flo spills the bean about Gallery Department starting a w**d brand 59:13 Flo says girls in LA are better looking than NY girls + Says she looks like a child when she doesn't wear makeup 1:00:09 Flo doesn't understand why Adam wouldn't let Lena work with a man if he's down for thr__somes with other girls 1:02:13 Flo thinks her cheating is the same as Adam and Lena having a clear arrangement, but no way at all, Flo just cheated 1:04:11 No Jumper x Koko Nuggz collab dropping soon 1:05:41 Flo wants Adam to say how cool she is + Adam can't wait to read the comments on this video 1:06:24 Adam says Flo did Scott Storch dirty + Brags that she told about 8 people instead of telling him first 1:08:46 Flo made her new man spend 100k to fix his teeth 1:11:23 Getting a new boyfriend is like a project to her 1:12:14 Flo reiterates that her surrogate was Scott's baby mama 1:14:07 Scott was terrified by the hairy bush when he got to the hospital --- NO JUMPER PATREON http://www.patreon.com/nojumper CHECK OUT OUR NEW SPOTIFY PLAYLIST https://open.spotify.com/playlist/5te... FOLLOW US ON SNAPCHAT FOR THE LATEST NEWS & UPDATES https://www.snapchat.com/discover/No_... CHECK OUT OUR ONLINE STORE!!! http://www.nojumper.com/ SUBSCRIBE for new interviews (and more) weekly: http://bit.ly/nastymondayz Follow us on SPOTIFY: https://open.spotify.com/show/4ENxb4B... iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/n... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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No jumper.
Coolest podcast in the world.
And today I'm talking to my good friend, Flo.
Flow.
How do you want to, like, hook them right now and tell them, like, the big headline stuff that'll get them to, like, keep watching?
Used to be married to Scott Storch.
Okay.
Of Coco Nugs.
Okay.
Not Coco Nugs.
Coco Nugs.
Yeah.
Monkey Nuts.
Monkey Nugs.
Okay.
Right.
And then, and then also, we've got to introduce your friend, too.
introduce us.
I don't think.
Polar.
Yeah.
Crazy-ass fucking amazing woman in the weed game also.
She owns that line Princess Cut.
I really think right now I've been in the game for honestly over 20 years.
Right.
And there's even an article about me in Maxim Magazine because I used to be a big like
girl trapper.
Princess cuts on my wrist like an emo bitch.
See?
You heard that?
You know what that line's from?
What the fuck?
That's crazy.
I'm going to let you live.
I think you're a little older.
It's a Draco song.
Is it?
How old are you?
38.
Are you?
Jago from L.A.?
The ruler, yeah.
Wow, I'm sorry.
I didn't know that.
I should know that because I'm from L.A., but no, I never.
He was hating on L.A. like 10 minutes ago.
No, I was not.
I was just saying I'm from New Hampshire.
Now, the way you said New Hampshire was like, I'm like, where are you from?
He's like, New Hampshire.
Well, I am kind of weirded out when people think that I'm from L.
L.A.
And I was, you kind of have a little bit of an L.A.
Personality.
Well, I've been here for 12 years.
I mean, that's long enough, but still not an L.A. person.
I think I just smoked a lot of weed.
Do you?
So I just think that's kind of like a vibe.
Okay. So let me ask you an honest question.
So this is where, why I'm here and like, why I'm kind of just like, you have a ginormous platform.
Okay.
For me who doesn't care about none of that, like, I remember me and Scott used to get into it.
I used to be like, who are you?
Like, you're a nobody.
And he used to like, I'm Scott Spencer Storch and I love pizza.
What?
Yes.
Because like...
Why would you say that?
And why would he say that?
Because for me, it was like...
It was Scott, who most people would think is a legend
and made the biggest hit songs.
And I'm such like a boss alpha
where it's very hard to compete with me.
So it's kind of like one of those things
where it was kind of perfect in our relationship
because I was the crazy one and he was the calm one,
but he knew it was kind of like...
Have you guys seen Curbier enthusiasm ever?
Probably not.
It was like your curbier enthusiasm type relationship
where it's like I drove him fucking nuts.
but he always knew it was the fucking flow show.
No matter what artists came in, what athlete that was trying to make beats,
they were always like, it's the flow show.
Right.
My vibe on you guys was always that he's kind of like shell shocked by how crazy his life was for a minute there.
And that like now he's kind of like reeling back and like kind of like overwhelmed in a way by the world now that he's sober and everything.
And then I feel like you are this like.
crazy like manager type but somehow this was being manifested through a relationship.
Correct.
Pretty much.
It was like, and it's funny because in a nutshell, like, you know what I mean?
Like this isn't a Scott conversation, but even Koko Nugs and perfect example.
When I started Koko Nugs, we were at a show and somebody was like black marketing his pens.
They were doing like Storch Laps pens and they were black marketing them.
Oh, that's crazy.
Do you remember that or no?
Okay, so it doesn't matter.
So the person now that was black marketing him actually owns really big.
dispensaries and so on and so forth. But my point being is we were at a show and I literally saw
every stoner like going and freaking getting freaking food. And I'm like, this is crazy. I'm like
every stoner just eats and eats and they don't even care what they're eating at the point moment.
And I was so high. So I go, what if I made like a munchy that looked like weed? And I remember
Scott turns around to me. He's like, you've topped the charts with that one.
You've lost your freaking mind.
He's like, what are you talking about even?
The next day I went to a, the next day after the show, I went to a chocolatier.
And I was like, hey, I know this is really random.
Can you make chocolate?
Actual chocolate that looks like wheat.
She's like, what do you mean?
You want like leaves?
I said, no, no, no, no.
I want chocolate that looks like marijuana.
Bro, I was showing her pictures of marijuana.
What it looked like.
I had to bring her real bud.
It took two and a half weeks and we got that shit.
down. What's it like a mold?
You cannot have a mold. It's all handmade. It's impossible. Put it this way.
You know how there's a cereal called Bunchercunch? Like by Nestle, it's like kind of has like,
it's different. We were going to buy that machine. And the only reason we did buy the machine
because we tried it and it didn't work for this. So everything is handmade. So people
sometimes will be like, you have the most expensive chocolate in the world. No, it's a novelty
and it's handmade. So what happened now is I wouldn't, okay, back to really fast. So I make, I'm
going back to how this started. So I went to this lady, she was doing my production, and I was like,
hmm, I was like, I need a green thumb behind me, because I know this business really well.
You know, I'm like, I need somebody who like is just really big and weed to like promote it.
You know what I mean? And at that time, I was like, wait a second, I don't be real since I was literally 18 years old, you know?
And I was like, hmm, it's kind of old school, but he still be real and he's still Dr. Green Thumb.
So I'm going to go to him.
had a meeting, they saw the concept, we went 50-50 partners.
I was like, I'll put up the money, let's go 50-50 partners.
This is fucking genius.
We were not even an edible.
Like we were not even, you don't even get high.
People are buying millions of dollars a year of chocolate that you're not even getting high from.
Right.
Come on.
You know what I mean?
Like, it's pretty genius.
You did it.
So Be Real Be Real Be Real becomes my partner.
We're literally shipping out of his warehouse in downtown.
And this is while you're with Scott.
This is wrong with Scott
And he told you it was a terrible idea
And you decided to do it anyway
But anything Scott would say it was terrible
I would do the complete opposite day
But did he come around at some point
And be like, okay, it's a decent idea
He told me till this day
He never said it was a terrible idea
He said he said it was genius
I'm like you're a fucking liar
I'm like you said it was genius
Because the company is what it is today
Okay
Yeah
So no he said it was a terrible idea
I swear he did
And he's gonna argue that with me forever
Okay
So my point being
It's good to be in the middle of it
Yeah right
So Be Real becomes my partner
and then burner,
okay, it comes out crazy.
Me and Scott are eating dinner,
so that's why I'm saying,
like certain things stem from him,
you know what I mean?
I was the brains,
he kind of was like the,
like, when it's stinky,
you know what I mean?
Like, kind of like the brains
and then the person who can actually like
pull certain things through,
but I just had to do the talking.
Does that make sense?
Right.
I just had to do the talking.
So one day we're eating,
I'm ready partners with Be Rio.
I find out that burner who's like,
the weed god, okay,
is like, oh my God,
this is fucking sick.
And I'm like, what?
Burner thought this was sick?
Mind you, I'm from L.A.
I don't care about none of the hype.
No, I think celebrities are great,
meaning their voices,
what they do,
their career,
but I've never been hyped on it being from L.A.
You get my point?
But Burner, to me, was like,
the weed got.
He was important to me.
Like, I'd rather be sitting next to a burner
than, no offense, a Drake.
That's just me.
You get my point?
So
I'm like
B, do me a favor
Call burner
Because
You're that into weed
Yeah
She said she's been
Like worship burner
There's an article about me
In Maxin magazine
They used to call me hot pants
I like burner
But I mean Drake is Drake
No no no no
I mean I understand
You get my point
For me weed is
It's not about liking it
It's about like
I'm so involved in it
That's our industry
It's like
Because like back in the day
When weed wasn't legal
imagine a girl at 19 years old getting weed from Canada and getting it transported to L.A.
You get my point? I was in jail for marijuana.
How much time did you end up doing over transporting?
So it wasn't me transporting. The guy who ratted me out, there was an article in Maxim Magazine.
He was his name was the rat, actually.
So the rat, yeah. So there's an article about me in Maxa magazine. Basically what happened was
he was transporting not only weed, he was transporting coke and fucking steroids and pills.
and he was living back then.
Mine just almost 20 years ago
in this ginormous ass house by Mount Olympus
and was driving Ferraris
and at every fucking strip club
but he was like an older white man
and I was like, dude,
but he would supply me with everything I needed
and I had the clients, okay?
Because I was flow and I had the clients
and they were paying me fucking top dollar
and he was fronting me all the work.
And then one day,
I was like, yo, I'm done.
I'm done working.
Because like, I come from, no offense,
a wealthy family.
So like for me working.
No offense, bro, bitch.
I mean, I'm going to be honest to do it.
It's not even, no, it's not even, no, but it's not even about that.
I mean, I'm from a very working class family, so you probably had more funny than my family.
Maybe that's me being a little bit traumatized from being a kid because I used to literally make my mom, you guys.
So she had like a 500 style like a convertible Mercedes.
I used to make my mom drop me off two blocks after because I didn't want the kids to tease me as being like the rich girl.
Okay.
So I always kind of rebelled.
It was really weird.
But I'm still, listen, don't get it twisted.
I'm a fucking G.
Okay, yeah. Top G.
Top G for sure.
So wait, what topic were we on about, we were talking about the cocoa nugs?
I mean, I feel like before that we were talking about you and Scott Storke.
Oh, but then, yeah.
Let's get the burner.
No, because this is a really cool story, honestly.
Okay.
He doesn't care.
No, I do.
I do.
There's so many things to unravel here.
Okay, so wait, listen.
So, burner ends up loving music.
I didn't know that burner loved music.
He wasn't a rapper yet?
No, he was like a whatever rapper.
He wasn't like, he was making sense.
He was like, he was rapping, but he wasn't like really releasing like albums and putting crazy money behind it.
How long was it was?
This is about six and a half, seven years ago.
Right.
So I'm at dinner one night and I'm like, Scott, give me your phone.
I ran Scott's whole Instagram.
So when Scott's Instagram was actually really lit, I swear to God I was the one running it.
Like when it was live piano, I knew World Star would pick it up all the time.
And so like he now I told him actually the other day.
I'm like Scott, I'm like, listen, you don't have me to do this shit,
but you need to get someone to start doing the same content I used to post.
I was like because think about four years ago or even three years ago
how lit his fucking Instagram was.
Sorry, Scott, it's the truth.
So anyways, I take his Instagram and I'm like, he's like, what are you doing?
I'm like, I'm messaging burner right now.
I guarantee he'll call right back.
Be real, couldn't get in touch with him.
No offense, but that's his brother.
But for some reason he couldn't.
The second he saw Scott's DM, he responds.
Scott doesn't know what to say.
So Scott's like, yo, bro, hey, like, I heard you do music.
If you ever interested in doing music, like, I got you.
Like, you know what I mean?
Like, totally had my back.
Scott totally hooked it up.
Scott's like, hey, my girl wants to talk to you.
Scott knows, you know what I mean?
Put me on the phone.
Deal is closed.
I get on the phone with burner.
After 15 minutes, he ends up being my partner in Coconix.
Brout.
He blew that shit up for me also.
I'm not gonna front.
Like, I give people credit
where it's due.
But, like,
I literally, like,
I'm gonna be honest with you.
Like, he lit, between, like,
it was like,
there wasn't anybody even walking out of the studio.
So Scott and Bernard become best friends.
That's crazy.
Okay, best friends.
I literally make them best friends.
I love that.
Like, literally, it's like Uncle Bernard.
Burner, we're going to the bay.
We're sleeping at his house
because him and Scott can't,
It's like stepbrothers.
So I have burner.
I swear to God,
it was like stepbrothers.
You guys,
all they would talk about
is food together
because they're both,
you know,
a little hefty.
Right.
So they would talk about
food together all fucking day long.
All they would talk about
and care of things.
You can imagine.
They were exactly like that,
you know?
So burner becomes a partner.
Bottom line,
polooks comes into play.
You want,
oh,
you want my blunt.
Lighter.
Oh, lighter.
Okay.
I thought you want my blood.
Oh, you want my blood.
So,
bottom line is,
All this ends.
Now, coconut eggs.
I'm over the chocolate shit.
It's making good money.
But I'm like, great.
Like, how many times are people going to buy a $40 fucking jar of chocolate?
You know what I mean?
It still sells like crazy.
But then I started and I was like, I'm doing edibles.
Bro.
You just started doing that, right?
I started doing edibles about six months ago.
No more.
Eight months ago.
Every store is sold out.
I can't even supply California.
Everything's fucking sold out.
Then some states we did like, so what I did is now,
I expands it.
So I don't even have
coconut nuts.
That's all cocoa nuts.
So I have chocolate blunts
now that are medicated.
So I can just eat that?
Yes.
I mean, this is medicated, though.
Okay, I don't make high as fuck.
How many milligrams?
A 250.
Can we just like drill down
on like a topic here
before we get fully
into the cocoa next stuff?
Okay.
What were you doing in your whole life
before Scott Storch?
No, I do.
I do.
I just,
we're definitely going to talk about that more.
I just want to like,
okay.
What was I doing my life?
Yeah, like what was the whole?
entirety of your life. You were always just a weed
entrepreneur? Honestly,
I always dated, honestly
I always dated fucking drug dealers.
Okay. That's the truth. And I learned
that's my, that was always my type.
That is crazy. That was always my type.
A lot of girls would say that, but they don't want to be honest.
But see, I'm brutally honest, so
like I'm going to say what's the truth?
So if you have a personality like mine,
what am I going to be with some fucking
rich, random, fucking
no hustling ass, fucking daddy's
money, fucking, you're going to
bore me to death and I'm going to end up fucking
most likely cheating on you. It's not like that's the only
option besides a drug dealer.
You can be like a businessman,
entrepreneur. I know, it's not like my dad right now.
A doctor.
Okay, but they're boring.
Okay. Oh, she likes a bad boy.
So you have high standards for excitement. You want somebody who could
catch a Fed case at any given moment.
Pretty much. That's what's so messed up.
Yeah. What was your dad a mob boss or something?
My dad was pretty, I mean, that's not
Russian, you know what I mean? So like
that explains a lot. You know, my dad, I've watched,
watched a lot, yeah, I have, I guess.
And they say girls like people like their fathers.
My dad was too smart to be a drug dealer and he made too much money to be a fucking drug dealer.
That's scary if my daughter ends up liking podcasters.
Can you imagine?
Oh my God.
What would you do?
Do you have like a slime ball side of you?
No.
Not at all.
No, I'm the best guy ever.
Swear.
Yeah.
Okay, are you loyal to your wife?
Yeah.
Like fully loyal?
We'll do porn together.
Okay, but that's different.
Yeah.
Okay, but like you're not going to look at another girl and be like, damn you hot.
no I would say that right to her
see that's amazing you guys have a healthy relationship
I'll be like yeah I interviewed flow
and she brought this fucking batty with her
I don't really know why but she was posted up
she was posted up because she owns queen Pete
that's what I'm saying she got weed yeah there you go
so imagine I was like Pilar come on fucking
Adam I was like promote your fucking
princess cut she has a crazy weed line
she made this you don't know like she made the ice cream
dispensary happen like do you
you smoke we just
You don't know too much about it.
I'm not like that.
I don't know.
No, you don't know.
She's saying not the most factual things right now.
What?
I didn't make ice cream.
I made jokes up ice cream.
Correct.
Jokes Up ice cream.
So I don't know.
He doesn't know about dispensaries, though.
I know about the Jokes Up dispensary on Ventura.
Yeah, she made that happen.
Oh, really?
Yes.
Oh, wow.
Shout out Young L.B.
Yes, yes.
So you're the ice cream part of it?
I'm actually the reason how ice cream and jokes up met.
Okay.
Yes.
So I, Pierre, one of my friends, kind of was introduced to me by my friend Rachel.
And then I was like, I knew that he worked there.
And I wanted my strain in the dispenser he works for.
So I hit him up and I was like, hey, I think it'll be great if Princess Cut come in here.
Mind you, Princess Cut was already at the cookie store.
And it was number one strain sold for a while.
So I did the marketing for it
When COVID started me and Elby
Kind of just trapped around
We went to
Oh wait, I forgot to mention
Guess what Flo did, Michigan?
What?
Well, I actually hooked them up.
Oh my gosh
Because he was a drug dealer
And I was like, oh, because he was a drug dealer
And I was like, perfect.
You know, maybe my friend will start liking drug dealers too
She'll move on from athletes
She'll move on from rappers
And she'll go for drug dealers
How long you guys been friends?
Oh my God, I've known Pilar
Listen, me and Pilar have had a love-hate relationship
for a very long time.
Okay.
Like to the point there's been times
we're like,
Polar, I'm about to beat the fuck out of you right now.
Why hate?
Like, what was it?
No, no, but we love each other.
This is how we met in a crazy weird situation.
She calls my phone.
I was driving a, I know, I wanted to.
Right.
And Scott wanted the car.
And supposedly she took Scott's car.
Me and Scott were fighting for the same
Rolls-Royce.
So I put a bit on it.
And then something happened
and it got back to her.
Like, she called me cursing me out.
Oh, I cursed her out.
Because I'm like,
why are you trying to take fucking Scott?
car like you know he already wanted the car and got the car like bro that's my man I'm gonna have
his fucking back yeah like you know what I mean period and especially some bitch I don't even
fucking know like come on dude I'm like bro get yourself another fucking wraith bro you know how I thought
in my head I was like bitch have some other nigga by a different wraith you know what
this is like like what like six seven years ago are you crazy
no it was seven years ago seven years ago are you crazy and then agrees with the exact thing
she just said that was just such a flow thing to do like are you crazy seven seven years
ago we met and since then like I was like man this bitch is kind of cool like she's just
crazy as hell but see people mistake my crazy I'm just brutally honest people crazy people always
say that what do you mean that is such a lie like okay let me ask you a question if I'm so crazy
why does everyone want to be around me I mean I love your energy though okay but why does everyone
people lack if I'm not around if I if I'm so crazy I don't want to be around crazy I don't know
They do.
I don't know.
Okay, but I'm telling you, believe me.
Okay.
Yeah, no, no, no.
Definitely, she's like an energy bubble.
Like, she brings great energy.
She's just, but people have to be ready for it.
You're an intense person.
Intense person.
It's so intense.
This blunt doesn't even make me fucking palm.
Right.
So intense.
You burned off a good, like, half a centimeter of it already.
Look, this is what I'm about.
I'm going to tell you something.
It's very simple.
Yeah.
I'm about my business.
Right.
I'm about my family.
And I'm about my close friends.
Everything else.
is all irrelevant to me.
Right.
I've done it.
I'm cool.
I don't care.
I didn't come to L.A.
I was born here.
I didn't come searching to be a fucking movie star.
How do you meet Scott Storch?
Oh my God.
He's fucking back to Scott Storch, dude.
We've got to get the story out before we can move on.
Scott is going to be like, oh my God.
Scott was dating Paris Hilton.
No, that's not how I got to Scott.
No, no, I'm saying.
And they broke out, right?
No, that's not even close.
How I met him.
Okay, so bottom line is, I'm going to tell you something about it's kind of sad.
Do you want to hear a sad story?
Okay, do you want to hear a sad story?
Of course.
Are you sure?
I'm a podcaster, of course.
I want to hear all kinds of trauma.
Okay, so by the way, I can't believe I'm promoting this because it's for everyone to watch.
But Scott has this thing on YouTube.
It's called Still Storch.
Okay?
It's about his life and where he ended up.
And it's only 15 minutes, but it's really cool because there's one part of it.
Of course, and it says that I moved to LA and a girl came along, Flo, who saved my life.
Okay.
And that to me, yeah, that to me was like, whoa, like you killed it with that.
we have a beautiful kid together.
He's my best friend.
So for everyone to know, he is my best friend.
I think he's the most talented human being on the planet.
How we met, my mom was passing from cancer.
I met Scott by Axon.
I went to Miami.
What year?
Eight years ago, seven years ago.
Eight years ago.
My mom was passing from cancer.
My friend Igor dragged me to Miami.
I've never been to a studio in my life.
I'm not the type of girl who's in a studio.
I don't give a fuck.
I'm not a studio rat.
Okay.
He's like, I need to go to do you're up.
Dearfield, Florida.
I'm like, where?
He's like, I need to go see Mario.
And I say, who the fuck is Mario?
He's like, I'll never forget this.
He goes, let me love you, Mario.
Do you know who that is?
Let me love you.
I'm not trying to be a singer right now.
Right.
Well, that was really good.
I can't.
So listen.
So I go and I go with him and Scott's sitting there.
And it was so, you guys, I can't believe I'm going to sing this story.
I love that.
And he literally turns around and he goes in Russian and he's,
fucking coked out of his mind.
And he goes,
Opa kaka jopa.
What that means is damn what an ass
in Russian.
That's what Scott said?
Scott says this. Scott speaks Russian.
He knows probably a couple
words because he's probably been with every
Russian oligarch or
prostitute possible.
I could fuck 8 million Russian
women and not learn a word of it.
Okay, but Scott's also kind of borderline genius.
You're not.
Oh, well.
I guess if that's the case
I mean if you really want to just like
What did he say again? What did it mean?
He said opa kaka jopa
Which means what?
Damn what an ass in Russian
Oh about you?
About me
I mean he wasn't saying about my friend Igor
Right
So I turned around and I was like
Oh my God I was like
Who is this poor guy
And Igor's like
Do you remember back in L.A
So we had a mutual friend
This guy Tariq
And I knew Scott not by his music
I knew Scott by buying Tariq
All his cars and shit
And I was like, oh, the crazy guy that fucking was buying Tariq all his shit.
I was like, didn't that guy like lose 100 million and like fucking like go completely bonkers?
And Igor's like, yeah, pretty much.
I was like, this is my next project.
Bro, he ended up becoming my best friend.
Literally my best friend.
One day, my mom, I get him a gig out here for $50,000.
Scott doesn't have a dollar to his name.
I get him a gig at her for $50,000 and never forget this.
My mom passes away two days after.
I'm like, Scott, can you please play at my mom's funeral?
Because I knew he played piano, obviously.
And he played at my mom's funeral.
And I think that brought us, like, closer together as, like,
just, like, best friends.
And, like, we were just, like, I don't know.
I can't explain it.
We, like, we fit each other very well.
And he, one morning.
morning I wake up and this is already, you know, he's already to the point where he knows he has
no other choice in life but to get sober because he's so low. You know what I mean? Everything's
low. His security's low. Everything's low. So you were getting along great with him even though he was a
fucked up drug addicts. Even though he was a fucked up drug out of because he always had a good heart. He had
like he was always innocent. You were doing mad coke with him? Are you crazy? I've done coke in my
life maybe three times. My whole entire life. Okay. So he,
honestly, I cannot be with a drug addict.
That's not my style.
It's not my cup of tea.
And I saw certain things
when my mom passed, I moved to Florida.
Bottom line is I take my two dogs.
I want to make the story really quick and short.
I take a pit bull and I take a Pomeranian.
I go to his house and I stay there
just to get away from reality.
I don't know what I was doing.
I did not like Scott Storch.
He was not my type.
He was not a drug dealer.
He wasn't tatted.
That was not my type of guy.
And he always knew that.
It was fucking hilarious.
He used to always big.
I'm not Hispanic with tattoos.
What are you doing with me?
Okay?
So like bottom line is
I take my two dogs
One of my dogs gets out
Which is the pit bull
He lives in this gated community
And the pit bull
Bites another dog
I remember
The investors came
That were investing in him
Whose house and his name is under
He's like I'm taking your Rolls Royce away
Scott had one Rolls Royce
That's all he had
And imagine taking his car away
I'm Scott's storage with no car
Like come on
Now you've already hit
The bottom of everything
I look at him and I said let's move to LA
I swear to God I was like I got you
I was like trust me I'm a hustler
I was like as long as you get sober
I will figure the rest out what a beautiful story
yeah so I literally
me and my friend Jason we invested in him
not even a lot and you would think like
to bring this guy back you need fucking
$20 million no it was
I invested in him with my friend Jason
he was just like
like got sober.
He started, he met Steve LaBelle, which was good for him at that time.
And I basically, I was like a pit bull.
You know what I mean?
And I was able to control his life in the sense of,
I was able to make certain moves that as a talented musician,
you can't make.
So now can, when people, there's no people because you,
and the beginning it was tough because people used to still hate on him a little bit
to be like, oh, didn't he blow $100 million?
Like, imagine living like that every day
and still being a freaking gangster, like a G.
He's more G than most, okay?
Imagine, I'm sorry.
Like, imagine having a, let's even say,
let's even say it was $50 million.
Let's cut it in half.
Yeah, how do you make $100 million and how do you spend $100 million?
Can I be honest with you?
The other day, I'm on the phone with him.
We talk every day, obviously.
We have a child, he's still my best friend.
It's just like, I know a lot of really successful music.
producers and I don't think any of them are 100
millions. But see, when you don't have the right team behind you
right, okay, I'm going to tell you this,
I promise you it was because
just in one tax bracket,
I went through all the court systems with him.
Okay, so I will tell you, he owed
$26 million in taxes.
So if you owe $26 million in taxes,
you're in one bracket, you're doing a lot.
Let's just say you're, but that's only what's declared.
I'm not doubting, he made that much. I'm just saying
what the fuck, that's crazy.
The first time I met Rick Ross, you know what the first thing
he said to me was.
He was like,
yo, one day I'm in Miami
and I see this white boy.
And he goes,
he's in the car
with Paris Hilton.
And he's in this sick-ass
fucking drop-top.
Rose Royce,
when they didn't even make drop-tops.
He cut the roof off.
Okay, Rose-Royce didn't
lend to my cars anymore.
He cut the roof off.
So Rick Ross was like,
I was like, yo,
that's the flyest white boy.
And then he asked him what he did.
He said he made music.
He's like, bro,
just because of how fly you are,
I need to get in the studio with you.
So, like, at the end of the day,
to be able to have,
bottom line that much and then to lose it all and to be able to come back with a straight face because when people would like on Instagram talk shit or like this and that no one could ever say he didn't have a talent you know what I mean people could say he lost money that he was a drug addict but nobody could ever say he never had talent right you get my point how do you blow that much money though just coke and private jets private jets coke girls I mean think about it think about how much you have to spend I mean he spent I can't I mean it's public information I just got knows I would never write him out
Like he spent
When Paris was coming there
He didn't even like Paris
Bro, that's not even his type
He doesn't like skinny white girls like that
Right
It's no offense
He doesn't
I'm just being honest
He does it
I'm being honest with you
He likes the Puerto Rican Poreras
type shit, okay?
So like I'm just saying
that like when Paris came out
He bought a yacht
That was 20 feet bigger
than his current yacht
And had two yachts
Just because she was coming
So you ask me
How do you spend 100 million
that's how you spend $100 million.
Wow, yeah, okay.
I mean, come on.
Isn't a yacht like a couple hundred million?
No, it depends what kind of yacht.
I mean, a couple hundred million,
like you're a Russian oligarch, and your name is Vladimir.
Oh, like, so is like top yachts.
Yeah, there's no, no.
Top yacht.
Yeah, exactly. The Scott Storch didn't have no top yacht like that.
Wow.
A top yacht.
That's crazy.
So, like, okay, you basically fall into his life when he's at rock bottom?
I mean, besides his nose,
Pleading, yes, as rock bottom as it could be.
I'm sure that you've had people say this in the past.
Was this you guys falling in love, or did you see him as someone that you could make a bunch of money with or off?
I loved him a lot as a friend.
Did I see potential making money with him?
Yes, I did.
But I fell in love with him as a human, and I fell in love with him of how he was to me.
He was like family.
It doesn't get closer.
Does that make sense?
Yeah, but it doesn't sound like romantic.
I think in the beginning
there was a lot more
towards the ends
definitely not
well that's normal you know
relationship's always no
no because I was cheating
and he knew
he had an iPad no he never cheated on me
that's what's sickening never in his life
I'm ready for this he wouldn't even go
if he had a gig let's say in Vegas
okay you're like down this bitch is crazy
if he had a gig in Vegas and I was like I'm not going to
Vegas like I will not go to Vegas I don't want to go
he will turn down that money
and not go.
For example, if I said I want to go take a trip with my girls,
he would be like, yeah, I'm going to go to Columbia.
I'm like, have fun.
He'd be like, my dead ass you're going on a trip.
Bro, believe it or not, they all go fucking crazy.
What?
Every guy you day?
Every single guy.
Why?
What is it?
Because I'm flow.
You got that whop?
I mean, I got the wap.
I'm fucking crying.
I do.
I mean, like, listen, no, I'm being honest.
I'm different.
I'm very different.
Really?
People really like you didn't know that right so people kind of like different right you know what I'm
you're an intense presence so you keep using the word intense I don't like the word intense I feel like
being married to you or dating you would be like being managed by you like I just don't really feel
like you would be able to avoid that that that it would become that side of me because like I used to cook
dinner all the time I'm I'm OCD my house is like freaking perfect I will like make sure I have
staff to help if I need like I'm very much
She knows how I am. How am I? I'm like very, I'm very, I have a very motherly side to me.
But for a guy like Scott Storch who realistically probably just wants to be in the studio and making
music and real, he's not that kind of person. No, he wants to, he is that type of person. He wants
he wants to eat his pizza, his lasagna, and be in the studio. Yeah. But when me and Scott were
together per se, he's not going to go buy furniture necessarily, right? Like he's not going to do all
the domestic stuff. No, certain things he got so involved in our house that he was coming with me
to pick certain things out.
Like I'll do like 8,000 podcasts, but I won't sign up for health insurance.
But my girl will do it.
See, but I get it and I understand that.
And yes, obviously, that's most men.
So it's not just you guys per se.
But there are some men that are responsible in life.
There really are.
Some people want to do shit on their own.
I'm dead.
Like, I'll give an example, right?
My whole life I've had an assistant.
Someone helping me, regardless if I was younger and my parents hired them or regardless
if it was, someone was always helping me.
That must be nice.
I mean, yeah, it's fucking amazing.
Well, I mean, I would like advise that to anybody who starts making money.
If you become a YouTuber and let's say you're making a couple thousand a month, honestly, you should probably basically be...
Get me personal assistance.
Spend the money on getting help to grow your business.
Your business and your personal life.
This is what I explain to people.
And this is your problem because I know damn well that you don't, like you don't think this way.
If your personal life is organized, your business is going to be organized.
Well, I mean, I have a whole fucking team of people around me to help me make more content.
So then you have people to help you.
And I have health insurance because my girl signed up for me.
Okay, so you have a good girl.
There you go.
Okay, did she come up to?
She's like, hey, Adam, I just want to let you know.
I signed up for health insurance for you.
No, she, like, kind of told me or, like, asked me what kind of plan I wanted.
And then she, like, filled out some forms and shit, I assume.
I wasn't really privy to, like, the details of what this was all like.
So if it wasn't for her, I probably would need, like, a personal assistant.
Okay, let me ask you a question.
be honest have you used your health insurance yet
the doctor a couple times
oh you did so once you got health insurance like yeah
I'm using the shit up I'm going to the doctor well no not really
because it's really I think the doctor that I went to most recently
to get my blood work done and like all that stuff
that he's the one who hooked me up with these vitamins that I'm actually
going to be taking when I get home wait hold on so now you're a vitamin dude
I'm a vitamin guy yeah was this before the health insurance or after
I don't even think this doctor's covered by the health insurance because he's too
Bougy.
Really?
Yeah.
What kind of doctors are you going to?
It's just like a doctor that, I don't know.
Maybe he does.
I'm not really sure.
I'm going to tell you what you can do if you want to be a little cheap.
Yeah.
So with your health care card, right?
Okay.
On the back, there's an 800 number.
Okay.
So you can call that 800 number and find out all the doctors in your area that take your insurance.
And all you have to do is probably pay a little $30 copay or $35.
Okay.
So I'm just giving you a heads up.
You can do that.
I did the blood work.
I got a physical.
Are you healthy?
Yeah, I'm fucking great.
Like great.
Yeah.
So you think you're going to live till 100.
Well, he didn't say that.
But you're perfectly healthy.
I'm in good shape and I work out and I'm healthy.
Honestly, you're 38.
You look great.
Thank you.
Seriously.
You don't have,
and you're American, correct?
Yes.
Okay, so you have no, like Americans.
I'm from New Hampshire.
Okay, New Hampshire.
That's right.
I'm French,
Canadian and Italian.
Okay, there you go.
But you don't have wrinkles.
Do you do Botox?
No.
Okay.
You don't have wrinkles.
So you're good.
Don't worry.
You do Botox.
You hang out of dudes that just like are out of here getting Botox?
I mean, dudes are getting Botox.
Yeah, dudes who hang out in Beverly Hills on some weird ass shit.
I mean, listen, first of all, how do you like Miami these days?
You notice a lot of people are moving to Miami?
I mean, Miami's nice.
I don't want to move there, though.
Okay, you don't want to move there because you have your business out here.
You have everything out here.
If you were sitting on $50 million tomorrow, you're moving to Miami.
Why?
Because the weather, it's always hot.
The weather's good here.
It's freezing right now.
I'm from New Hampshire.
It's pretty fucking nice here.
Okay.
What about the people, Miami?
I mean, they got no clout compared to here.
They don't have clout.
It's easy to be a big fish in Miami.
There's a lot of hot chicks, but there's a lot of hot chicks here.
I agree with you.
And I'm not really moving somewhere for the hot chicks necessarily besides to the extent that it affects my porn career.
I mean, okay, hold on.
Let's talk.
I never knew you did porn.
Me and my girl.
We have a podcast called PlugTalk available at only PlugTalk.com where every week we interview a different girl.
and then we have sex with her together.
Together.
And your wife is cool with this.
She loves it, yeah.
She loves it.
Oh my gosh.
She's from now New Hampshire also.
Where'd you meet her?
I need to be your wife.
She's from where?
She's from Glendale?
Oh, we and her were going along like crazy.
L.A., Glendale.
You remind me of a lot of her Armenian family members.
It's where I'm Russian.
Armenians are Russian.
Yeah, I know.
Oh my God.
That is hilarious.
Okay, wait.
So she's from Glendal.
She meets you.
And then one day you just wake up in the morning like, hey, honey.
I want to start fucking other bitches with you.
Well, she kind of suckered me into it because she was already like a only fan's girl.
Like when I met her, she started like doing only fans pretty much right away.
Okay.
And then we started partying, filming shit.
And then we slowly started taking it more and more serious.
Do you hear that?
And you trip on baby mama's dude?
Like what?
Baby fucking bitches together.
I mean, that's definitely a thing for people.
I just don't know if I can do it.
Okay, let me ask you a question.
Not for everybody.
And I know, you're not going to be honest because you're on freaking air.
Let me ask you an honest.
Well, let's do a half honest question.
Okay.
Okay. Have you ever fallen for the girl that you fucked?
No.
Never. Never. You've never thought about her again.
And I never found a girl whose pussy feels better than my girls.
Are you lying? No.
See, that's amazing. See, but look, that's a man. Like, I believe it or not, he's telling me he fucks other bitches with his wife.
And I still think he's gangster right now for saying what he said.
This is the thing. I have a feeling that it's because it's mine, that in my head it feels so much better.
Because you know that it belongs to you. It's like your mom's home cooking.
I'm dead
It's like the special ingredient is love
Because I just feel like I've fucked too many porn stars
That it doesn't make sense
So I feel like hers feels the best
So either it is true
Or it's because it was made with love
I mean that's so true though too
It's beautiful
It's an emotion
It's definitely energetic
How long have you guys been together for
Six years?
Married
Fiance
Fiance
What's like you're playing on getting married
She's in Italy right now
tomorrow bro she lets you fuck other bitches with her like what the hell is wrong with you dude how
many bitches do you think are letting their man fuck other bitches with them she's looking at wedding
venues in illy right now yeah oh good for you guys are married in italy or cicely or something
yeah okay that's romantic that's nice white flowers so basically what does she like she'll stay home mom
what does she do she does her only fans she does her own podcast she uh does the plug talk thing with me
She has like a rental property that she basically rents out for photo shoots and all that kind of stuff.
Okay, so she's a hustler.
Yeah, she has a lot of stuff.
She still has her only fans now?
Yeah.
How many subscribers she's like?
She does really good.
Oh, I want to ask him this question.
I have an agency where I sign like a lot of the girls that do only fans and.
Same.
He said same.
Can't compete.
I started, me and Jimmy Smacks started like a part, join venture for that.
So that's cool.
Jimmy Smacks loves me.
I believe that you have good energy.
No, he's being sarcastic.
Oh, for real?
I was supposed to interview him, and then he didn't want to do the interview anymore
because we drew attention to the video of him with the balls in his face or something.
He had balls in his face?
Yeah.
You did a company with a guy that has balls in his face?
Girl, it's an agent.
It's 2012.
Hold on, hold on.
You did a company with a guy that puts balls in his face.
I've never seen him or met him, and it's all contracts, and that's it.
Wait, but did you know about the balls?
I don't know.
Hold on.
Did you know about the balls?
Bro, she goes and signs a guy that has balls on his face.
I mean, this world is coming to like some weird out-ass shit.
Listen, I don't know.
Okay, but you're saying he has balls on his face?
Now you're trying to take it back.
He didn't have balls on his face?
Maybe he did.
I mean, I've seen a photo.
That's when you saw it.
That's great.
That's what he does.
I'm just saying, I don't judge him for it, but he was mad at me for...
Would you put balls on your face?
No, but I mean, that's just me.
I don't know.
Do they have healing properties?
Wait, listen, would you put balls on your face?
Just keep it a hundred.
Are they healing balls?
Okay, no, I need to ask you a more important question.
I know we came here for coconut eggs and the weed and it's all amazing and these products are all insane.
Okay.
I also have a weed brand called Jeff Lozo.
You have to see my packaging at least and then we can go back to the ball.
Okay.
Look how sick this is.
Okay.
Don't tell me that is not fucking genius.
Puffport.
It's like a passport.
You open it up.
It's got cushion it.
Okay.
You don't need to talk to the audience.
Tell yourself.
Seriously.
How sick is it? Welcome to world-class cannabis.
I'm dead.
Jeff Flozo has cultivated the world's most potent and rare strains from around the globe direct to you.
Thank you for flying Jeff Flo, that's your alter ego?
Flozo?
No.
My friend's Zoe.
Actually, her name's Zoe, and she's known for, like, flying private all the time, and her, like, best friend is, like, PJ Kev, and he's wild, and he's fucking always has these jets.
And I was like, my name's Flo, and I've been in the cannabis industry, so I feel like I'm giving a commercial.
But, like, realistically, I was like, this is perfect.
Jeff Flozzo.
was like the packaging's insane.
They're passports.
Like what?
Imagine every state that has a, like a licensing deal.
Look, I'm very smart.
Can you tell?
Sure, yeah.
I think smart seems fair.
Smart, right?
Evil genius is up for debate.
But smart for sure.
You know, I'm going to tell you something crazy.
I don't want to say his name on camera, actually,
but somebody walks into the house once and says,
and, you know, on a different level of powerful and goes,
you know
I'm telling you this right now
Blow's going to top every bitch
and I was like damn coming from him
that was really a compliment
Jeff Bezos?
I mean he's pretty up there close
Basically Jeff Bezos
Someone on that level
It was on that level
Wow
I was very can I be honest with you
He talks shit about everybody
I swear to God
he has something to say about everybody
I used to literally always tell Scott like bro
I'm not saying his name I'm too smart
Hey Scott like bro this guy
Always just talk shit about everybody
shit about everybody. He's like, actually, and that's how I found
out. Scott's like, he actually said something really dope
about you. And I said, what do you say? And he said,
and that's what I just told you, he said. So he actually
told Scott, but regardless, I was very
it was very heartfelt coming from somebody like
him because he's a fucking dick.
Wow. So what was the divorce like?
Oh my God, do you really
want to hear this? You drag my boy through the mud?
I, no. Definitely
not.
He had me strapped on to a lie detector
test. I took the
shit off. And I said,
said, yes, I fucked up.
You cheated?
No point, yeah.
Right.
No point to having me in a light detector.
Right.
Actually, the guy cheated with was also very big in the marijuana industry.
Huge.
Flexing.
I'm sorry, Scott.
This is disrespectful.
Jesus Christ.
No, Scott, that's horrible.
Scott knows I'm fucking crazy, so he doesn't care.
He doesn't care.
He cares, but he knows I'm crazy, so it doesn't matter.
But my point being is, listen.
I broke my best friend
and I broke a family. Does that make sense?
So am I proud of that? Definitely not.
But shit happens in life.
Maybe Scott wasn't doing certain things
that were good for me. Does that make sense?
So it always takes two to tango.
A woman is never going to cheat.
Remember, my words,
a woman will never cheat if she's
mentally satisfied.
I didn't care what Scott looked like
and this and that. None of that.
But you could have had that conversation with him before you cheat is.
I did. I did. That's the problem.
Well, you could have broke up with him before you were cheated, right?
I mean, how do you break up with somebody that you just have a six-month-old baby with
that his baby mama carried my child?
How was cheating better?
Did you hear what I just told you?
Yeah, but how was cheating better?
What do you mean?
How is it better?
It happened.
I mean, you cheated to end the relationship?
No, no, kind of.
I mean, you knew you were going to get caught at some point?
No, I was dumb and I fucking went and told certain people and, like, almost like, for no apparent reason,
almost to brag about it.
Yeah, I could imagine that.
Based on how this conversation is going, I can imagine that.
100%.
And, like, there was just, like, you know, and like, at that point,
Amber was my next door neighbor, okay?
And, like, you know, like, it was constantly, like,
all this chip chat talking back and forth.
Like, Amber snitched on you?
Amber, Amber.
I don't think Amber snitched on me,
but I think she gave him clues like, yeah, like, you and Flo,
like, you know, like maybe Scott
you guys need to like go to therapy
or talk, like, when you're getting
someone clues like that all the time, because Amber used to play
like, oh, Scott's my boy from Philly.
Shut up, Amber. Like, Scott is not your
boy, bro. Like, you don't, you guys
know each other because of me. Like, shut up.
Sorry, I just asked on your couch. But like,
my point being is just like,
I just think I told people, maybe it was on purpose.
I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't have an answer.
What do you want me to tell you?
I mean, okay, let me ask you a question.
People cheat, yeah. It happens.
What do you think only men cheat?
These days, girls cheat more than fucking men.
Right, you're alpha as fuck.
Why not?
I mean, cheat it up.
No, I don't want to cheat anymore.
No, my cheating days are over.
Oh, that's good.
They're done.
No, are you crazy?
Like, I can't.
Like, I have to like, you know what I mean?
I have to like, you know what I have to like think about those things, you know?
So that was a hard break off once he found out about the cheating?
I mean, yeah, it was like, I think that was the first time ever saw I'm cry.
Like really cry like that?
I think that was the first time.
100%.
Yeah.
Like, but you know what's so crazy?
Guys, be careful who you trust with your heart.
See, but that's so wrong of you because at the same time, you know why he, till this day, is my best friend and probably thinks I'm still the greatest person on earth.
I believed in him when nobody else did.
Everybody fucking exed him out.
That's actually big, though.
Everybody exed him out.
Besides me believing in him, I was just like a, I was like a girlfriend slash managers slash everything.
You get my point?
Like, so listen, remember something.
You know, it's like, I'm not the easiest person, you know what I mean?
So it's like he, look, I give him credit, period.
You know what I mean?
For how he handled everything, how he is with our son, what?
Scott is super dad.
Are you joking me right now?
It's crazy.
Like Scott lives in Miami right now.
My son, we fight because he needs Leo.
If he doesn't see Leo for a week, he starts going crazy.
I moved to Miami.
Did you know this?
Oh, so listen to this is my life, right?
Lucky I could do this.
So Scott's like,
Flo, I beg of you, just get another place in Miami.
And I'm like, bro, I'm like, are you serious?
I go and I rent a fucking sick-ass place in Sunny Isles,
like every future's next door.
Everybody's like in that vicinity, right?
Go run a sick-ass place out there.
Go get my friend's fucking Bentley truck paying six months up front.
I was like, I need a car out here, whatever.
I go there once.
I was never there.
I just moved out of that place.
What?
Like two weeks ago?
And like, I just, that's why I shit about Miami.
I love it, but I couldn't stand the fact that I was literally spending 20 racks a month every single month for absolutely no reason, just having a place there and never being there.
So I was like, you know what?
I'm over this and he got really pissed off, like really upset.
Like he was like, well, I know you.
If you have a house in Miami, you'll stay here.
So because he thinks because I'm coming from a really big house and moving to a three bedroom apartment type of shit.
Like Miami, you want to be on the beach.
You know what I mean?
You know how you live in Miami?
How Puff lives.
You have to live in Miami.
On how Scott used to live, on Star Island.
Okay, Palm Island with a yacht, fucking sick out.
I need space.
I need house.
I need yacht.
Yacht.
Yes, yacht.
I need it all.
That's how you live in Miami.
That's like saying that's how you live in L.A.
You move to Malibu and you get a house on the beach, $10 million mansion.
I mean, it's different.
How are you going to compare the water in Malibu to Miami?
Miami, you dock your fucking boat at any place.
Like, come on.
Yeah.
Well, I understand that it would be nice to live that way.
It's just not really realistic.
most people? Correct. Understood, but I'm just saying that's how I would want to live in Miami.
Okay. But if I could live in Miami like that, like if tomorrow I put away, see, I'm not stupid.
I'm a Jew. Okay. So let's not get on this racial shit. I don't know what's been going on lately,
you guys, by the way, I'm sorry I'm changing the topic, but what's this racist shit going on?
What, Kanye? It's not even Connie, but all this Jew, yeah, like, Jew shit and like, no one ever
talks about Jews. Like, no one cares. And like all of a sudden, now it's like something about
Jews. I'm like, what is going on, dude?
Like, Hitler was gone a really long time ago.
Like, nobody cares. Like, no. Do you guys ever hear that?
No. People always talk about, like, black lives,
white lives. People are going to talk about Jews.
And now all of a sudden, people are talking about Jews.
Because Kanye is talking shit about them.
So Kanye can make that much effect
where he can talk shit about Jews.
And the whole world just starts talking shit about Jews.
Well, in general, I think
anti-semitism is always kind of a threat to bubble up in society.
I don't know. I, listen, I had this conversation
the other day, and I'm sorry I'm bringing this up.
know we're totally off topic, but I have to say this.
Does anyone at least feel sorry for Kanye?
Besides saying what he's saying and how racist he is and like someone gets on my life
the other day and they're like, Kanye's racist.
I'm like, what if he's having a mental breakdown, bitch?
That's like saying you feel bad for a school shooter.
Like, yeah, I feel bad for him, but there's still the one out here doing damage.
Sorry, babe.
How are you going to compare a school shooter to that?
Well, I'm not saying he's as bad as a school shooter.
But I'm saying when somebody's out here is spreading anti-Semitism and he's getting
dropped by his label and Valenciaaga
and all these companies. I'm sorry.
It's not because I'm sitting here and saying like
Kanye is right. It's not about that. I'm not
playing right or wrong here. But he's also
doing it. His brain is
having a mental problem. He can't control
it. Right, but I mean he's been saying a lot of
this kind of stuff for a long time. Really?
Yeah. No, for quite some time now.
I mean, honestly,
like... Like, I was just arguing this
with Nick Fuentes, who's like a white nationalist
and he's arguing that Kanye is absolutely
not having any kind of mental breakdown.
And Kanye would tell you that he's not.
I mean, I kind of think that maybe Connie is not only because I feel like if he really was,
they would put him in a 5150 with the way he's behaving.
Who would?
I mean, what do you mean?
Who's it going to put him in a 5150?
Who has enough control to tell a billionaire?
Like, hey, we're going to lock you away.
Sometimes you have to do a mandatory lock.
Only if they actually, they try to commit suicide.
That's the only way they could do a mandatory.
I had a really crazy ex-boyfriend.
He used to do that shit.
But Kanye would have to act out a lot before anybody was able to, like, do anything.
institutionalizing.
But what he's doing right now?
Yeah, but I mean, him just saying some offensive shit.
It's not going to get him blocked away.
What was that news person he was talking to?
And he told the guy, listen, baby boy, I'm talking.
What do he say to him?
What do he say to him?
Please tell me.
I'm not keeping it.
I didn't watch the full thing.
I know, but you guys, how can you not keep up with what the fuck is going on?
He told the new, he told this like sophisticated newscaster, like, baby boy.
Like, shut up.
Like, the guys like, first of all, don't call me baby boy.
Like, it was almost offensive.
The dude was like from Britain, bro.
I was like, Connie's, like,
lost his fucking mind.
You know what I mean?
Right.
But listen, also, remember when all the shit started.
It started when his mom.
When his mom passed away, that's when he started going crazier and crazier and crazier.
You can't blame him.
Doesn't help that.
We are Gemini's.
Me and, like, Kanye said Gemini.
Oh, so you're as crazy as Kanye?
Oh, my God, you are crazy?
That's right.
Bro, she is crazy.
Are you?
Yeah.
I made the outfit.
No.
You said crazy?
She just acted like you were saying creative.
No, creative.
Oh, you made that?
Yes.
Oh, wow.
See?
She can actually make stuff, too.
I think, I don't think he knows how I kind of got on, but I started a jewelry line like about 10 years ago.
Oh.
And then I used social media marketing to make sales.
So I was one of the first people that kind of figure how to connect the Shopify to the e-commerce link.
Oh, that's a dope.
So that's how I kind of started making my first million, my second, my third, and modeling.
And then with that, I just had a storm Ventura Boulevard for four years before the pandemic,
closed.
So with that, it kind of just was like, okay, well, e-commerce is great.
The pandemic hit.
I need to make money.
Well, what do I do?
So I became an essential.
And I started Princess Cut.
I really actually bought some websites that go with it.
That's kind of cool that I want to sell eventually.
But it's called neatflower.com, oneflower.com, and then we deliver flower.com.
So before the pandemic, I knew I wanted to be in cannabis.
And then I dug in.
I met LB, LB and I.
Choking.
Yeah, one time, I have to say this really fast,
and you can finish your story, I promise.
One time we were, like, fighting and or something,
like, whatever, it doesn't matter.
And she says, yeah, she said something, or I said,
listen, bitch, I said, if it wasn't for me,
we wouldn't even fucking know LB,
so let's comment down real quick.
Oh, wow.
Like, you know what I mean?
Like, let's calm it down, like, 15 fucking notches real quick.
It's true, though.
She did introduce me to him.
But I'm just saying.
But I like doing shit.
Like, I always try to hook up my friends.
I'm always like, you know what I mean?
Like, just like with people, not like a wham-bam thinking man.
You know what I mean?
Like with people I think they're going to be with and it might be compatible with.
Uh-huh.
But at first you didn't want him, so don't front.
Exactly.
Well, I just knew, like, kind of like.
No, there ain't.
No, no.
She's so toxic.
I said, Al B wants your number.
She said, no.
She said nah.
I said, okay.
If you're going to do that for somebody, you've got to like not try to rub it in their face after.
I mean, I get it.
You're right.
I'm such a toxic bitch.
No.
It's cool.
It's fun saying.
It's an inside joke between her and I.
Yeah, it is.
And then it became like a cool partnership.
We started going to like Detroit, Dallas, Miami, New York, like up north, like way up, almost Canada.
Indianapolis, just like bringing this train throughout the country, just doing pop-ups and, you know,
I'm doing this internship, like, all the way in.
Like, I come from e-commerce and modeling.
So, like, that's not what I do.
I made millions on doing cyber stuff, you know, social media, content creation.
And cannabis to me was, like, my outlet of, obviously, when I had the store and when I had all those
expensive, like, I was really, I had a rose royce.
G-waggons and fucking pandemic hit.
I made from like making $250,000 to making $7,000 one month.
Oh, wow.
So I was like, oh, yeah, this is really more like,
and I got hit before anybody because I,
my company was so big that I was shipping from China
and China got COVID before us.
So I was out of order six months before we even got COVID here in L.A.
So I'm like, damn, I really got to become essential.
I was thinking about going into like maybe a water brand.
Like I'm like,
Daphne,
like Daphne,
like Daphne Joy and I,
um,
are close.
And then I read about how 50 the vitamin water situation.
Like people can really like brand,
but that takes so long.
Right.
To get into water,
it's like you gotta be in the business for at least like 30.
I bet you were trying to get them water business too.
30 years.
I was thinking essentials.
Like I'm like,
I'm going to become a water or I'm going to become weed,
one of them.
Uh-huh.
And then,
um,
because I'm so like,
Because I understand numbers and URLs and websites.
The first thing was, like, about those websites.
And the next thing, I meet Elle, me and Elle, like, he's like, you know what?
You're going to get your own straight, too.
Like, let's do this.
Like, because I was doing the black market.
I was just buying lemon cherries and just reselling them.
I was buying fake runs and reselling it.
Oh my God.
She actually used to buy weed for my ex-boyfriend.
Oh, myka?
You and this mic.
I think it just reminds you of something.
No, you got talking to it.
Yeah, yeah, I used to buy, yeah, exactly.
Before I met LB, I was already buying.
I was buying.
You had the Obama Rots?
Oh, my God.
I remember selling some Obama Rants, yeah.
Nice.
Anyway, but yeah.
Do you even know what you're smoking on?
I forget.
See?
What?
Are you a true smoker?
Are you?
I think about burning all the whole podcast.
You're right, but honestly, when I smoke, I at least get high.
you're getting high.
You're hitting that like Elon Musk.
A hundred percent.
Hey, is Elon Musk ball in right now?
He's so bawling right now.
You're going to marry him next?
No, I wish.
Just kidding.
You know where the money sat?
Elon Musk?
No, no.
I really want to get into AI.
Like you're going to make a robot?
Yes.
Really?
See, all that weird shit, you know what I have a stick to?
I already have a name for.
Brands, companies.
Like, that's the shit.
to me that rocks me. You get my point?
Edibles to me, I think, is the biggest fucking
market right now. I'm being honest. I, that's
my whole thing. Like, you have
not dabbled into weed at all, have you?
Not that much. What does this tell you? Everybody who
is gallery department, right?
Right.
They started, I'm just saying,
whatever, 90% of the people who are
hypebeasts, whatever, fucking whatever, right?
Right, yeah, I don't really get that either.
I'm just, oh my God. Okay, I have some pieces. Next.
Okay. She loves him.
First of all, you have a lot of pieces.
Okay, so this is my whole.
point, right? They're starting a weed brand.
Gallery department. I cannot believe I'm saying this. I'm not even supposed to say this.
Maybe you shouldn't, bitch. Yeah, but it's okay. Gallery department is starting a weed brand.
How, what? I don't know who runs it, but. Okay. So this guy Joshua, but like my point being is that
I think right now, you guys, they're letting gas stations sell fucking marijuana soon.
Philip Morris is taken over. Okay. And guess what he's going to do? He's going to buy out
every fucking brand there is.
Brand.
Okay?
They're doing already that in New York.
I'm just saying.
Any big brand?
Everyone else?
That's it.
I swear to you.
Like, that's my whole thing.
That's like, for you, it was like, if you ever wanted to do weed, per se, it's so easy
for you.
Why?
Even your own edibles?
Because you're always around people.
You always, it's always in their face.
That's how coconut eggs was.
So it's like certain people,
Maybe let's say the people that know what coconuts are.
90% of them know them because of the name.
And then when you say the chocolate looks like weed.
Like these new no jumper cocoa nugs cookie dough flavor.
Have you tried them?
Yes.
Okay.
So that's my whole point.
There's some people that don't eat chocolate per se.
I'm giving an example.
But I do think that chocolate is incredible, right?
We did moon rocks.
Okay.
I just beg of you to try this because I think these are.
Wow, she has SQs.
I'm not going to eat her right now.
It's not Medicaid.
I'm not gonna eat right now.
You're scared.
You're not, come on a very strict diet right now.
No, you're lying.
You're scared.
You think I'm gonna give you something medicated?
No, I just don't want to eat.
I'm not eating any sugar right now.
You really think I would do that too.
No, I'm just, the diet is strict right now.
You're lying.
Take a Zempec.
You're not gonna pressure me, lady.
Yeah, take a Zempec.
What's a Zempec?
Oh, so that's what everyone's been doing.
I've been doing it too.
It's like a shot, it's a diabetes shot, and it makes you like not, sorry.
I know you like the mic.
It makes you not want to eat at all.
Really?
I literally probably lost like 10 pounds in like a week and a half without working out.
How much are you eating?
Like once a day?
Honestly, what did I eat today?
I don't think I ate today yet.
Sounds really good for you.
It's like 8 p.m.
Is it really?
Wait, did I eat today?
Yeah, but when I have that anorexia look, it's going to look so hot.
Oh, my gosh.
Amazing way to lose weight.
Okay.
Let's just say that.
When that anorexia, okay, listen, when that anorexia look comes in, you're going to be like,
Yeah, bitch.
Give me some of that as then back.
Jesus.
It's probably not the best description.
I like that you're so open about this.
All right.
So what else are we needs to know about the life of flow and?
Polar.
Yeah.
Philar's my name.
Polar.
I know.
I want to hide you?
Oh,
you're going to think they're medicated too, aren't you?
No, I'm just not eating candy right now.
You're a paranoid guy.
What?
I'm on a diet.
No, it's the paranoia.
I want to diet, Lee.
Because you get on a smoker.
So when you smoke, you get really paranoid.
I want to smoke every day.
for like 15 years.
Have you really?
Yeah.
Where did you get weed
from in New Hampshire?
I lived in New York
for like seven years
before I moved here.
Okay, cool.
So you're a New Yorker.
Did you live in the Bronx?
No, I lived in Brooklyn, Queens.
Did you?
Yeah.
You know, I was dating a guy
that lived in Queens.
His parents lived in Floral Park.
Do you know where that is?
No.
You don't know where Floral Park is?
You lived in Queens?
By Bayside?
I don't know Bayside is.
You know what?
You know.
Bayside is?
Yeah.
Okay.
Just can be a show.
So you were getting weed in New York.
Geography check.
Yeah, I got some weed in New York.
Not as much as we got these days.
Really?
Right.
Yeah.
How long ago is this?
Like 15 years ago.
You didn't the girls in New York are hot?
Honestly.
I think there's hot girls in New York, sure, yeah.
But once you agree, they're much more simple than L.A.
I mean, they've got to bundle up a lot more, a big percentage of the year.
That's true, too.
But don't you think L.A. goes a little bit more done up than New York?
Yeah, for sure.
For sure, right?
Yeah, there's way less applies to surgery in New York.
Lots of guys like that lately.
I'm being honest.
Oh, yeah.
Lots of guys love that fucking, can you not wear makeup?
Believe it or not, I look really good without makeup.
I look like I'm fucking 19 without makeup.
Wow.
I swear to you, I look like a fucking child, and I look really good without makeup.
And it's weird because lots of people don't look good without makeup.
But actually, you look good with my good.
You have good skin?
But have you ever seen some of these girls when you actually take the layers off?
The skin is important, too.
Yeah, I mean, I avoid seeing it, but I've seen it.
He's like, you can't ask you one question?
Be honest, sorry.
Oh, I didn't hit you.
I hit that.
Okay.
So we have to go back to this wife really fast.
Sorry wife.
I never need to talk about you.
I just need to find this out really fast.
No, we love that for you.
I mean, that's what makes him, you know?
Okay, no, this is my whole question.
Yeah.
So you were allowed to have three sons with other women.
Do you pick the women or does she pick the women?
No, it's a collaborative effort.
A collaborative effort.
Okay.
Have you ever come home and they're just laying in bed?
No.
Never.
It's always in the same.
schedule. Oh, so you guys have to schedule this? It's never
impromptive, yeah. Really?
My schedule is very much packed all day
every day. So it's not
like, it's not, you can just come home and have
two laying there? No.
Okay, let me ask you another question. Are you allowed to do
another guy and her, or it has to be a girl? No.
So that's not allowed? No. So would you consider her cheating
if she was with another man? Yeah.
100%? Yeah. Wow. But you can be with another woman all the time.
On camera, yeah.
Hmm? Patriarchy.
What if she was on camera with another man?
No.
You're never doing that?
No.
Don't you know it's a little selfish?
No.
Why?
Men and women are different.
That's not true.
Why?
Because one has a penis and one has a fucking vagina.
Well, that's one surface level difference, yeah.
Okay, next.
Well, everybody's allowed to pick the details of their own arrangement, right?
I mean.
Right.
That's your partnership.
Which is true.
But, I mean, also it has to do with the type of man he is.
Yeah.
You know, so it's not like...
You're a male show.
You've got a little bit of that, I can tell.
I can really, really tell.
And I guarantee she's probably like some innocent girl that's like,
you know, that you turned up probably even more.
No.
No way?
I met her and she was like on the verge of making the only fans.
Really?
Yeah.
So you didn't turn her up?
No.
Did I turn her up? Yeah, I mean, I guess a little bit.
No, I'm saying turn her up, like make her more wilder.
Yeah, I mean, I guess.
That's pretty fair to say.
White guy from fucking New Hampshire.
She was already a little wild.
It's not like I fucking took her virginity or anything.
I mean, that's true.
Are you guys going to have more kids?
Yeah.
How many?
At least one, maybe two.
So you're going to grow old with her.
Yeah.
Oh, I'm excited for you.
See, a fuck is just the fuck.
People need to realize that.
So when you're going on these rampages,
are you cheated?
It was a fuck.
Right.
So exactly what you just said.
Are you going to grow old with her?
I would have grown old with him.
You violated the terms of your arrangement.
Correct.
So did you?
No.
Why?
Because I'm working within the terms of our arrangement.
Oh, so this is about money.
I mean, not only am I...
Not only do I have her permission to fuck these other girls.
I'm doing it right in front of her.
Yeah, he's never behind her back.
She's right there.
Do you have a fuck her alone?
My girl?
Yeah.
Yes.
Okay.
Thank God.
Fuck.
I just wanted to make sure you weren't just fucking her with other bitches.
No, we only fuck on camera.
Okay, so you fuck without camera too.
This is more of a business, like, aspect of it.
Well, it's fun, but it's also, like,
And it's beneficial to your liking, so it's perfect.
Yeah, yeah.
So I want to know about you for one second.
Oh, God.
No.
You're making this all about me.
Okay.
I'm just so curious because, like, how many times do people really come on here and ask about you?
Not?
Here and there, people do this little thing.
No.
No.
Do they ask?
They already know all about me.
But about your real life, like how you really got into this.
Like, that's what I want to know.
I really know.
You think they all really know?
Because I don't know.
And I want to know.
Yeah, but they know.
Okay.
Can you just tell me?
No.
A little short version?
No.
You won't tell me?
How long have you had a podcast for?
10 million years.
No, come on.
Just come on.
Nobody cares.
They don't care.
They want to hear things about you guys.
No, but what if somebody really wants to know?
There's a lot of resources out there.
Adam 22 interview and you're going to find 50 interviews of me talking about myself.
Really?
Yeah.
Oh, so you talk about yourself.
I mean, yeah.
So you're self-centered too.
I did some podcast today where I talked about myself for an hour and a half.
Swear to God.
Yeah.
You just sat in the camera talking about yourself.
Well, they asked me about myself.
Yeah.
So you were just answering question.
Well, it's kind of like exactly what I'm supposed to be doing to you before you took over and started asking me about myself.
Okay, that's it.
Fine.
I'm done.
Right.
Okay.
So when is this coming out?
Jason said you're taking forever with it.
Okay.
So what we're going to do is on camera with your agreement.
We're going to launch this.
I'm going to put it in the best stores.
It's regular chocolate.
I'm going to put it in the best stores and we're going to make more to be able to distribute them to stores.
And we're going to make them in Delta 8.
But I would like to make those in THC.
Let's get high.
Are you cool?
Sure.
Cool.
That's all I wanted to know.
Like that was like my main thing.
I was like, you know what?
We got to do this.
Next thing I was going to ask you, well, tell him I want to make a string.
I know you, I know you want to walk before you run with me, but you got to just do the whole fucking leap.
Does that make sense?
Uh-huh.
I want to do a strain with you.
Okay.
Are you in?
I don't know.
Are you going to think about it?
Yeah, we have to talk about it.
Okay, fine.
Fair. I mean, it doesn't have to be talked about this.
What are, like, what are you expecting from, like, your strain?
I already know.
He's not going to talk about this on camera.
We're going to talk about this on a personal.
Right.
But I think everyone would agree that if you had bomb-ass flour and sick-ass packaging,
your shit would go fucking crazy.
We have a lot of weed collabs working on instead of us doing our own brand.
I know, but guess what?
You're just growing the collab.
Right.
Do you get my point?
I have a collab with you that I can kill it off of the medicated market.
Right.
And I'm giving you advice to hurt myself.
What does that tell you?
You must be really looking out for me.
In this case...
You got a friend in flow.
See?
I mean, you kind of always do have a friend in me.
Think about it.
You always have a friend in me.
Would I be the type of person you would call for advice?
Keep it a buck.
Like, honestly.
You got a friend in me.
You got a friend in me.
Hey, I guarantee, after this podcast is done, you're going to be like, you know?
Flo is fucking crazy.
But flow is mad fucking cool.
I can't wait to read to read to read the comments on this one.
You can't.
Oh, it's going to be amazing.
It's going to be insanity.
Why?
Because I was just being me.
I just want to know what they were going to think of you.
What do you mean?
What would I want a normal person think of me?
That's what I want to know.
That's why I'm going to read the comments.
I'm dead.
So what is your final thought of me?
Be honest.
I only like honesty.
TBD.
What does that mean?
To be determined.
Really?
Well, I don't know.
Yeah, I think you're great.
But do you think I have a good personality?
Yeah.
So do you think I'm...
I think you did my boy Scott Dirty.
Oh my God
He's not gonna give this shit up
Do you care about our child at all?
Boys Club
No seriously
Do you care about our child at all?
Do I care about your child?
Yes
But not like
Not more than
You know
I don't know
So you're one
He's really close to Scott
No
No
I don't know
I'm like that
He's tight
But I think he's more like
It's a man code with him
Right
Yeah
No he's cheated on
You made him cry
You said it
I wouldn't even know it
If you didn't tell me
but you wouldn't cry for a girl of six years you found out cheating on you?
No, yeah, I might.
What do you mean?
You might.
You're going to cry in a heartbeat.
But I'm just saying that you did that.
I know.
Are you going to freaking chop my head off right now?
I'm just saying that's why it's hard for me to like fully endorse you.
But you don't think, let me ask you an honest question.
You don't think, but what woman stands up and says it?
And one woman brags about it.
Don't you think I wanted to get caught?
If I didn't want to get caught, why would not?
I came my mouth shut.
Well, you told Amber Rose, so.
I told more people than Amber Rose.
Right, yeah.
At least another seven, eight, maybe nine.
I just think you should have just told them you wanted to be done with it.
I think I shouldn't have told anybody if I wasn't doing it on purpose.
It's not like some kind of whore fucking random ass dudes.
It just happened with one person after six years.
But you can't even admit you were wrong.
A hundred percent.
If I cheated and got caught, I would be like, yeah, I fucked that.
What?
I lived with myself and went crazy for probably a year.
and a half.
Right.
Meaning like I couldn't even focus at times on my son because I was so corrupted how
everything happens.
Are you crazy?
That was like, that's why now I'm like I would never in my life cheat on a man because
of the way like I've done it before plenty of times, but it was like all kind of like
I didn't really give a fuck.
I had a straight whole kid with this guy.
You get my point?
So it hurt me for the first time in my life and feeling that hurt, I was like, damn
dude, I would never again.
Ever. So I started growth flow and it is I'm I'm there. I couldn't do it anymore like even like I'd rather just walk away and just
Just being like a normal human being. Does that make sense? Yeah, that's like the right thing to do.
A normal weed entrepreneur. I mean
Nothing about me could ever be normal. Okay, let's start there. Who are you dating now?
Oh, who's the next? Did you have to? Who's the next project? Did you have this one was the best
project ever. You have no idea.
When I met him,
I'm not going to say his name though afterwards.
Props on waiting at like an hour to vape.
What?
I mean, it's just cool that you showed that restraint.
What do you mean? You just waited that long to vape?
Yeah, I did. I think I sat here long enough. I would never smoke a cigarette either.
Hey, can I just sit here all day long? I'll never smoke.
I'm trying to quit smoking cigarettes, so you can't smoke in here. I need her, too.
She's been smoking in things for too long.
Too long. Wait, let me ask you a question. What were you just asking?
Okay, so the guy?
Had a fucking he had like dentures instead of veneers, but he thought they were veneers
Ro, I was like, I made this dude fix his teeth
Spent a bad at least he spent three, four hundred thousand more just on clothes
You're new dude.
Yeah, I made him spend $300,000 on clothes
His teeth were 100, I swear to God in everything that I love
On his teeth
Dr. Glossman, see I gave you a shout out even on here.
Dr. Glossman, he's served for Kevin Sands, which Kevin Sands does all the celebrities
but Glossman is the one really behind Kevin Sands
and he has his own office on Roxbury.
But bottom line is he spent 100 on his teeth,
all the clothes, made him fucking,
he used to live in downtown,
made him move to Sherman Oaks
and fucking rent this big ass fucking house
because I was like, like,
we ain't doing this like little kid retarded shit.
Like we're not sagging pants.
We're not wearing like only merch.
You know what I mean?
Like we're not doing any of that.
Like, you know what I mean?
Imagine me watching me.
walking around all day long.
Coco Nugs.
Like, bro, I'm good.
You get my point?
Like, I...
If you really believed in your merch.
Listen, I just...
I'm not a merch type girl.
But the funny thing is when I first met this guy
that I'm actually dating,
I met him in the studio by accident.
I said another one in studio.
It was weird, though,
but we were doing a wee place
so I don't consider a studio.
But I was working with L.B.,
and I was like, who is this dude?
This dude's like Malibu's Most Wounded.
Oh, my God, I'm dead.
You remember that?
So I go...
This dude's like reminds me of Malibu's.
Have you ever seen the movie Malibu's Most Wanted?
Yeah.
Okay, so it's about this like, you've never seen it?
Oh, wow.
You have to watch it tonight.
Please just get high and watch it.
Yeah.
It's about this white dude who like is it like just wants to talk and be really black and like, it's just from Malibu though.
It's like, I see people comparing me to it sometimes.
Swear to God.
No.
No, you have it.
There's no way.
There's no way.
There's no way.
There's no way.
This dude's really like Malibu's Most Wanted.
I swear to God.
It's like crazy.
He was at least.
and then I just like
That's what I do
I take like
It's like a project blitz to me
It's like a project
And then you figure out
Are they staying for
You know someone said something smart
The other day
It was weird
They go Florence
What makes you leave a man
I said how do you know
I've left all of them
And you know what the response was
And I actually thought
They were pretty smart
For this response
Because it doesn't seem
Like any man
Would leave you
Because you're
What was the
word he said he said
because
he said something like
it doesn't seem like any man would have the balls
no it was like something weird what he said it was weird
but my whole point being is like this
I'm at the point where no I already have a kid right
just stop I already have a kid
I'm at the point where I'm like I don't know what I want right now
I'm like period I'm not having any more kids
I want some more you do I do
I don't want to I don't think I want to get pregnant again
But I want some more. I did it once.
Would you ever consider a surrogate?
I think it's a great idea.
You know how to surrogate?
I love the idea.
You do.
Do you know what my surrogate was?
My girl's weirded up by it.
Do you know who my surrogate was?
Who?
Are you ready for this?
Dun-da-da-da-da.
So my surrogate was Scott's baby's mama.
She carried the baby.
Leo, yes.
How cool do you have to be really like how grown?
Wait, you think you do gangster g-g shit?
I fuck my wife with other bitches.
I didn't negotiate something like that.
Hold on, listen.
Listen to how genius that is.
So I'm like, why would you go?
You should have seen his face when I said, Scott, I want Carla to carry the baby.
He goes, have you lost your freaking mind?
Like, you know, Scott would have to be like a little Jewish man and yell at me.
Like, and try to like basically say like, you're not driving me crazy today.
Yeah.
So I said, Scott, and I started sitting there.
I remember I was drinking my coffee.
And I was like, Scott, I was like, listen.
I was like, come on, dude.
I was like, we can move her out of here.
They can move from Oakland.
You can have your daughter near you.
And I was like, and we're going to pay, he was like, Florence, call your father.
This is what he tells me.
Call your father.
If your father says, okay, I will do it.
He thought my dad was never going to be cool with it in a million years.
Obviously, he wouldn't say call your father.
I'd call my dad.
My dad goes, Florence, you know what?
That's not the bad idea.
Oh, that's so cute.
Scott's face turns purple.
That's so cute.
And he's like,
we're doing this.
Have you lost your fucking minds again?
No, he says, have you lost your minds again?
And I said, Scott, I said, honestly, I said, think about it.
I said, why are you going to have some stranger?
Bro.
Bottom line is, fast forward.
She moves out here.
Baby's about to be born.
I rush to the hospital.
Her water breaks.
You guys have to hear this story.
You're going to die.
Her water breaks.
Scott's like, should I go now?
I was like, no, no, no.
I was like, I'll call you on the baby.
He's about to, like, because the hospital wasn't far from our house.
He walks into the delivery room.
I call him, and I was like, come to the hospital, he's about to be born.
He walks in the delivery room, and he looks at me.
And we're about to have a baby, okay?
I'm wearing a hair and pressed and jumpsuit, fucking hat, like a jeep.
My baby's about to be born.
And he goes, can I ask you a question?
And I was like, what the fuck is this moron going to ask me right now?
Like, what stupid shit are you going to tell me right now?
He was like, could you have least?
Gotten her wax before our baby was born.
Yo.
Got in what waxed?
Gotten her for her.
Oh, the baby mom's.
The baby mom's bush.
Who was about to have our baby?
So Scott runs out of the room and he's like, I'm traumatized.
I'm traumatized.
I'm like, what are you traumatized about?
He was like, dude, I just saw a big old bush with our baby's head coming out of it.
And I was like, that was my life with Scott all day long.
Can you imagine that?
That was my life with Scott.
All day long.
So I remember Steve LaBelle used to say
Whatever Steve LeBelle's like this you know
Manager who like managed bone thugs back in the day
But you know he also made his come back to
But my point is that
He's in the weed business now which is weird
He doesn't even want to do anything with music anymore
But why was I just talking about Steve LaBelle?
I had a reason I don't know
I got really high
Yeah
No I got too high this is really good weed
Yeah I think we should just end with Scott Storch being weirded out
By the hairy vagina
giving birth to his child.
Okay, fine.
So the hairy vagina.
No, I mean, I think that was more than enough information.
Okay, listen.
I have a beautiful little boy and he's blonde hair, blue eyes.
Even though he came out of a hairy vagina.
Even though he came out of a hairy vagina.
And sometimes I'll mess with Scott.
And I'll be like, Scott, how is he so gorgeous?
You remember that hairy vagina?
And he'll be like, you're a bitch.
So like, yeah, so bottom line is.
And yo, this girl's crazy.
No, so bottom line, I kind of feel like, I feel like, I feel like my lips.
is all like disgusting and crackled and fucking who cares.
Okay.
So bottom line is I really need you to really just ask people, forget me.
Okay, ask your audience and be like, should I start my own weed brand?
Okay.
Okay, is that fair enough?
Can you ask your audience that at least?
I think that's what the world needs.
The world needs one more weed brand.
There's not enough.
See, that's where you're wrong.
You're wrong about that.
Because what if you really have a weed brand that takes up?
You have the platform.
You have everything.
All the keys for the success of it.
Exactly.
It makes no sense.
Screw me.
I don't, I know nothing.
Ask your fans.
Would you buy my weed brand?
Would you buy my edibles?
I'm gonna keep on Zanz.
See?
Yeah.
You want to sell them Zanz and perks, huh?
Yeah.
I am so dead right now.
I'm just, see?
It's like, it's like this guy is from New Hampshire and is like against having a weed brand because he thinks everybody else had a weed brand.
I'm not against it.
I just like don't care.
It's just I'm not motivated by the idea.
But what if somebody does it?
I know.
I have to be like your wife.
I have to do it for you.
Yeah.
I think they have to be able to.
Oh my God.
Imagine you wouldn't have had health insurance if she didn't do it for you.
But if I do it for you,
you can actually have it.
You can really have your packaging to be your logo.
It's beautiful.
Wow.
You could do just the basketball just like that.
No jumper.
How about that?
All right.
So I appreciate you guys for coming on.
His tongue is twisted already.
He's tired.
He's like, I've had enough of flow.
Get the cocoa.
The cocoa nugs, no jambra.
Get the princess cuts weed available everywhere on earth.
At ice cream.
At ice cream.
Let's do it.
Let's do it.
But we are making a medicated.
That you already agree too, so you can't let people be like down and be like just do a medicated coconut.
Like at least, if you don't even want to do a weed strain, it's fair enough.
Do a medicated coconut and be in dispensaries and your medicaid coconut.
That's it.
Let's do it.
Okay?
Appreciate you guys.
Yeah.
Thank you.
Let's go.
Thank you guys so much.
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I couldn't even talk that fast.
That's my outro.
I'm like an auctioneer.
Oh my God, that was crazy.
