No Jumper - Gerald Huston On DC Young Fly Beef, Gay Son, Getting Arrested & More

Episode Date: November 27, 2023

Flakko calls Primm to sit down with Gerald Huston and talk about his beef with DC Young Fly, family dynamic with his son, getting arrested, and more. ----- Get the latest news & videos http://nojumper.com CHECK OUT OUR ONLINE STORE!!! https://shop.nojumper.com/ NO JUMPER PATREON   / nojumper   CHECK OUT OUR NEW SPOTIFY PLAYLIST https://open.spotify.com/playlist/5te... Follow us on SNAPCHAT   / 4874336901   Follow us on SPOTIFY: https://open.spotify.com/show/4ENxb4B... iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/n... Follow us on Social Media:   / 4874336901     / nojumper     / nojumper     / nojumperofficial     / nojumper   JOIN THE DISCORD:   / discord   Follow Adam22:   / adam22     / adam22     / adam22   adam22hoe on Snapchat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

No Jumper Quillest Podcasts in the world, man, we're back again with a recurring guest, man. Mr. Gerald, wait, Hudson or Houston? Houston. Houston, man. Everybody say my name wrong. I call you Hudson, right? Why?

Because I went to high school with a kid called Dante Hudson. Okay. And he spelled it exactly like your name, bro. Oh, no. That's not down to Houston, bro. I'm Houston. It's Houston. Houston?

Everybody said my name wrong, man. Was he funny? Was Dante Hudson funny? He wasn't even funny? Listen, man, Dante was a light-skinned guy with a curly tie who got. all the hos. Okay. Okay.

I hated that. Oh, man. Shout out. I despise that. You feel me? Right? Like that. Yeah.

No. Wait. And how did you know, like, how to pronounce the name? I pronounced it wrong. He said it wrong. He said it wrong. Oh, really? He texted to me wrong.

So, you know me. No, what? Wait, no. Wait. I typed it H-U-T-S-O-N. H-U-S-T-O-N. Yeah. No, he put H-T.

Oh, Houston. Oh, Houston. It's Houston. D-U-S-T. Yeah. Duh. Man, yo, listen, like,

whoa, so we got my boy, Prim here. What's up, y'all? Now, Prim is the stand-up comedian official. That's not true.

I mean, yeah, no, low-key. Low-key. I'm not the Simon Cowell. Right? Yeah, I don't do it, but, you know.

No, he tried it. Did you bomb? And, and... Lo-key, yeah. And I did. What joke you tell when you bom? Well, I mean,

I just kept forgetting the jokes. That's what the problem was. But everybody because I have a lot of comedian homies so like everybody knew it was gonna be my first time and everybody you know what I mean I mean everybody like that was the point of the show

like I think the theme of the show was like they were telling all their first sets or whatever and like the jokes that they were bombing with for their it was like a first time type of theme so it wasn't that bad that I bombed but yeah I wasn't I gotta bring a notepad or something next time man that's stuff bro

but you quit though why you quit I didn't quit I didn't quit I mean stop bro like wait though Like, you haven't, like, done it sense, though. Well, I mean, I think... You don't do it one time?

Yeah, he quit. You did it one time when you quit? I have a lot of other stuff going on. You ain't got hurt, bro. You ain't got hurt. I think it got terrified. Well, yeah, even still, like, even if I would have did good, I don't think I would have liked it. You know what I mean?

It's more of, like, I got to sit and craft my shit. You know what I mean? Like, I can't just be up there, you know what I mean? Exchange it with people, you know? I don't know. See, hey, listen, right? It's a different vibe, man. It's just, it's tough.

I might get back up there again, man. Everybody's trying to get me back up there. You should, though. I got some decent jokes, you know what I'm saying? Tell one. Let me hear one. Yeah, for you. Tell them.

You want me to tell a joke now? Tell a joke. You have an actual successful comedian here to give you a vice. Okay, all right. Take advice. All right, so I have a joke here. I'm not going to go through the whole joke, but this is based on a true story. I have a joke where I went on a gay date one time.

And so. I was a girl He said you're on a gay date Yeah, pause With a gay person Yeah I didn't It wasn't It wasn't

They set me up or whatever Yeah, gay girl It was a dude It was a dude It was a gay dude Tell the four joke though For me Because we got time

I'm gonna So the joke So The four one I'm not gonna I don't have the whole Structure Of it

Oh Okay Just the structure So how it goes is I'm like We're We're going home From like a part

You tell like this on stage I bet you're I'm not I don't have it on this On the stage I don't have it on this So basically, all right, we take too much time with this.

No, listen, we got time with time. No, we want to hear it. So the joke is we all driving home from a party, me and my coworkers. And one of my coworkers is like, hey, bro, we got the after party at my place. Yes.

And I'm like, what's going to be there? He's going to be like, he's going to be drinks, everything. So this is based on the true story, too. Okay. So we get to the house and he takes us down to the basement. It's just me and him.

We go down to the basement. and it's like a steel chair and like a TV and like a bed it's like a f***ing jigsaw trap in that much A dungeon Yeah

And so I'm like Hey, bro Like where's the He's like you the Nah No I'm gonna That was

That was out That was terrible That was terrible bro You know That's crazy That's funny That's nuts

I don't know I don't know Why you would That's true Yeah Yeah This man said you the

Hey man y'all made me tell the damn joke and you know you're not that's when you bomb you're bum no I didn't tell that one

I told a similar one but yeah either way yeah it's not for me bro it's not for everybody yeah no what

no what the polite that's why like okay but like that's a thing right it is for him

right like he's like a natural like anti-ethus type of type of time comedian right right

that wasn't into like personality right I guess yeah yeah I guess it's got to be you feel him right like an

anti-ethus is, you feel me, right, like, real bland, real, like, monotone, you feel me, right, like, right? Kind of just, like, just like, just like, just like, lead us into the joke like, like, like, you know, like, you know, like, you know, like, like, you know, like, you know, like, you know, like, you're funny, dude, you think you could do stand there? No, man, listen. So, yeah, that's what I'm saying.

Me, no. It's not for everybody. Yeah, it's not for everybody. Yeah, but he said, there's something, like, real important, like, and he said, uh, this is a true story, too, right? Now, I'm not sure if you've heard about, like, the Hassan Manjari scandal, where it's kind of like... No, I heard that.

So he was telling jokes, right? Where, like, it included, you know, like, how the cops, like, stopped him one time and brutalized him in Ontario, how, like, a girl invited him to prom. Then, like, he got there and she was with somebody else, right? So he was telling, like, these real sophisticated jokes, right? So the New Yorker was supposed to interview him. But, but, again, but the New Yorker fact checks everything, meaning, like, these n-knits a beat.

So while preparing for their interview with him, they was fact-checking all of his stories and it came back like, bro, all this is fake. So then, like, they did like a piece on him, right? So now people are saying he's a fraud. So as a comedian, do you feel like your jokes have to be truthful?

Or do Gerald be lying? I mean, I'll be telling my story. I'd be telling true jokes that really happened to me. Yeah. I might, like, you know, fabricate a little bit of it to make it funny, you know what I'm saying? How much of it? Like, basically, like, what you said,

if I told that joke, bro, I would have had to tell some lies and to add to the joke. Yeah, you know what I'm saying? It's been a true story about he had to add some lies to the joke, you know what I'm saying? I mean, he didn't say you to whatever. Yeah.

No? No. So wait, wait. Hold up. What do he say then? It was, it was, I'm not. Let's not do this, man. I don't want to talk about this story.

Is that a funny story, man? Nah, so what, so basically what happened? Did he touch you? No, so he was supposed to just like take me home. with whatever the fuck, man. We was, like, chilling, just, like, drinking some beers or whatever. And then we were, like, talking about working out. Yeah.

And I'm like, yeah, I'm trying to fill my, fill my chest in the shit. And we could grab my chest. Why he didn't pull his dick out? No, he didn't pull his dick out or wherever. Grab my chest. Yeah. And it was like, and I'm like, nah, don't do that, bro. And he was like, oh, what you on f*** around?

Yeah. And I'm like, nah, I don't. You grab it like this? No, he, like, grabbed it like. He did like this. You know what I mean? Wait, though. And that was the funniest part of the joke.

I mean, there's no joke there, though. Exactly the point. That's a sexual harassment. That's a cool, bro. That was funny, bro. That's traumatized. I mean, if I can package it and you know what I mean, delivered in a funny stand-up way, you got to be,

maybe. But yeah, I don't got no time to do all that, man. That's like a side hustle and then that's not really, you know. I mean, that gets you on, but like the money don't be there, but you know what I mean? It definitely gets you on. What kind of lies do you tell, though? Like, for example, do you tell, like, for example,

Right? Like, like, tell me a joke that's a clear-cut fabrication. All right, so check this out. So basically, I tell jokes about my son because I got a gay son. You know what I'm saying? My son's gay. I support my son, you know. Well, yeah, I got a guy. My son's gay.

For real. Yeah, for real, for real. How old is he? He's 15 years old. About to be 16. How did you know he's gay at 15? You know what you like. Bro, I'm saying right now, bro, the school called me.

And they called me one day and they was like, yo, he up here, twirking. Damn. Like, you up here twerking Oh, that's gay gay Yeah, they called me And I'm looking like, hold on, you're talking Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, My daughter?

Or my son, like, No, your son, I'm here twerking. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? So, like, when I told the joke, I told the joke, like, it really happened like that But I kind of change up everything, you know, I tell the joke, I'd be like,

I told the crowd be like, yo, I got four kids, I got three daughters and one son, you know, and I got custody of my kids, I'm a single dad, and I tell them like, yo, the school called me all the time.

They call me all the time, and your kid up here, sexed you, irasional boys. I'd be like, yo, that's my son doing all that. Yo, walking through that, though, right? So as a, okay, so as somebody, though,

like, who, you know, like, you came from the trenches, right? Yeah. You was a trench baby. Right. So, now, being a trench baby, we are not, I guess, the most open-minded

and accepting people, you feel me? So, one, how do you find out that he was gay? And how did you, like, deal with it? I mean, that's how I found out. Like, when the- Oh, Torby. The school called me.

He told me this shit. You know, he came home and said, yo, man, is you gay? He was like, no, I mean, I'm asexual. Oh, asexual is crazy. Aexual, men, they're not attracted to men or women. What? You know, but it's my son, you know what I'm saying?

So, like, I can't. You're not gay then, right? Yeah, like, I can't whip it out of them. I can't whip it out of them. I might like it too much, you know what I'm saying? Yeah, wait. Wait, though. If he's asexual, then he's not gay, right?

He don't like men. He don't like men. He don't like women. and figure itself. And before you found out, though, did you have any inkling? Like, he was, like, playing with the girls too much? My son got a lot of sisters. He got brothers, you know.

And I used to start to, like, when he was growing up, I tried to correct him and shit, you know, but like, hey, man, you don't do that. You don't talk like the girls. You're a boy, you don't do what they do. You do what you do. You know, but it seemed like it just, it was always in the minute. You know what I was? I couldn't change it, you know what I'm saying?

So, like, that's who he is. so I love myself, you know what I'm saying? Yeah, man. See, like, here, right, for me, it's like, for example, right, like, the scariest part for me for having, like, a gay son, right, is, like, how do I, like, coach him through, like, a heartbreak, right?

Right, right, like, right? So, look, I can say, listen, your hos ain't shit, these bitches are, you know? Just switch it up, yeah. Pinnip for this. Go digging, you feel me? Like, watch your pockets, right?

But, like, when dealing with men, like, what do we say? Like, yo, men ain't shit? Well, I mean, I don't know, man. See, I just told them. I just want my son to be on top, you know what I'm saying? That's funny. Yeah, cool.

I don't want to be on the bottom. Oh, yeah. Yeah, that's different, right? I mean, all the way, yeah, though. I think, once you there, you're there, you're there, man. I think he's going to be a gay player, though. I think my son's going to be a gay player. You know what I'm saying?

You know what I'm saying? Yeah. Wait, though, okay, so then, like, why? So, okay, so what about the bottom is like, bro, that's, like, that's too far. That's too far, my nigga. It's like, your son, like, he's the girl in a relationship. Oh, yeah, that's why? You want to be the man in their relationship.

You feel me? Because if your son on bottom, you got to pay for the wedding. You don't want to pay for the wedding. You know what I'm saying? Your son on bottom, you pay for the wedding. You know what I'm saying? Oh, really? Right.

Nah, that's crazy, bro. You know, man. God damn, man. Yo, but hey, right? But look, but like since you've been here, man, you've been in something like headlines, man, you feel of me? One, you are now an official comedian. Right.

You are a stand-up comedian now. Yeah. How's that transition been from, like, the all-line stuff. Right. Right. Right. Yeah, right? Because you were, you know...

Oh, you successfully transitioned? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, that's a feed, man. He's a real comedian like a full-time one now. Okay, that's what's up. So how do it feel, man, to, like, for example, us as, like, all,

us as, like, all online creators, like, we get told, like, that's not a real profession, my nigga, right? You got to hop in this, you know, world, right? And you finally did it, right? So how do it feel? Man, I don't know, man. It's just crazy because, like, people think I couldn't do it.

Yeah. Because I do internet videos. And, like, man, all you do it. do is walk up and call people the wrong name or look for look-alikes. Of course. How can you go on stage and be funny? What you're going to do? What you're going to do?

Like this person. Of course. You know, but like I'm actually like a writer, bro. Like I really can write jokes. So, you know, um, before I started doing internet videos, I had to try to do stand-up. You know, I went on stage. I did good sometimes and I bomb sometimes. But like, like, I still had the heart to get up there and do it again.

Like, let's get there and get this right. You know what I'm saying? Like, so I don't know, man. It's like a good transition for me. Like, it was kind of easy because. Hey, how's the money? As good as the internet money? No?

Yeah, no, it's not. That's what I'm saying, man. Wait. The money ain't as good as the internet money, man. How much they pay you right now, man? Don't, don't be... For sure. Man, see, right now, I'm on tour with other comedians.

Oh, who? Right now, it's me cheating as Myron. I don't have you heard of him or not. No. Kelly Kills and Funny Marco. Okay. So we all... I don't know.

Wait, hey, he does stand-up too? Yeah, Marco's transition doing stand-up right now, yeah. Oh, that's hard, then. Mm-hmm. But, hey, now when... It comes to touring, though, man. Like, we don't know, right, that, like, niggas be scamming, right?

Yeah. So we just found out about the TK. Kirkland and Charleston white shit, right? Oh, yeah, I heard about that. Who was your, like, reaction to that, right? When, like, Charleston was saying that he didn't get paid, he got cheated out of, like, out of his cash. Like, is that normal?

Like, in the company world? I ain't never got, uh, cheated out of what I got. Yeah. I never got cheated out of money. Yeah, no. I think during this tour, we've been about, I think we did, like, probably 15, 60. so far.

Yeah. Only one city has got us on our money one time. Oh, man, it was Denver, man. We was in Denver. And we had a comedy club

called Comedy Works in Denver. Yeah. You know, packed out. It was sold out. Yeah. We could see four sold-out shows. They said that we only had

20% of the crowd, 20% of the room filled out. Oh, really? Yeah, so a lot and say that shit, bro, like, but. Damn. Wait, wait, wait. Wait, so like, oh, okay, so like,

y'all bomb? No, we didn't bomb? No, no. Yeah, they didn't bomb? We sold us. We sold the whole room out. Oh, God. They said they sold us.

They sold us. And we only had 20% of the room for it. Oh, wow. I got videos and everything. I got videos and everything, bro. That shit. Now, hey, now, you're some real niggas, though. You feel me?

Again, again, though. Again, like, they're comedians now, but they still, still from a Kent City, feel me? Yeah. So how does some real niggas deal with? Man, see. Befinessed.

You let the manager handle that. Ah. With the manager handle that, and you don't get too much involved with that shit. You know what I'm saying? It's like, like in my heart, what I wanted to do, like, I can't do what I wanted to do. Yeah. That could ruin my relationship with other clubs.

Like, yo, he beat up the manager because he didn't get his money. You know, like, you don't want to be, make that, you don't want to have that. Yeah, don't do that. Yeah. Yo, listen, right, so like, yeah, yes, right. So, like, speak about that, though, right? Like, is there, like, kind of like a sanctuary and in, like, in, like, the comedy clubs, right? Like, here, right, because I think it was a L.A. comedian who claims he knocked out, like,

like Ticket Kirkland at the... Oh, yeah. Right. My scruncho. Yeah, right? Yeah, right. And he said, like, he felt bad because the comedy shows

was going to be like, right? You know, it's like this, like, century of, like, peace or where you shouldn't even... Man, they don't think that comedy clubs like that. They don't like drama.

They don't like... Yeah, not. That shit, bro, that shit don't make them no money. You know? What makes comedy clubs money is putting much in the seats. Yeah. material and no drama.

You know what I want you fighting and beating up comedians and stuff like that. That shit ain't cool. A fact. Like, and how prevalent is that, though, the comedian or comedian beefs? I say, I heard of that shit, bro. I ain't gonna lie. You know, I don't even be around. I didn't seen it from the outside.

Oh, I was just a wild shit in LA. I stay away from that shit, bro. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, I haven't really seen, like, full-on beefs, but there is always like a air of of competition, you know what I mean? They always be like, oh, this thing is not. funny or... Committee's, they'll be still in jokes, man.

I ain't going to lie, bro. People be doing jokes. Oh, wow. They were still in jokes. How do you know, though, that it's still like... Right, like, hey, right, because, listen, for example, if I make a YouTube video and somebody else makes the same video, it's just, you know, like, we just thought about, you know, about the same thing.

But somebody can take your shit word for word. Damn. You know, I had somebody take my joke word for word for word. A comedian back home in Kansas City. Oh, wow. He took my joke word for word and then added something to it. Oh, no. And so all I did was just like, thanks for adding me that joke.

Give me that joke too. Oh, really? That she was funny. I was saying, that's what I'm trying to end that joke. You held me out, bro. You know what I'm saying? You stole my shit, make it my shit back. Oh, wait, hold up.

So he made your joke funnier? He ain't make it funnier? He's added another part that I liked. And you stole his shit too? And I took that shit back. Like, here, let me that end part you just said right there. Put it in my joke. God damn.

Have you ever stolen it? Well, I thought of that though. Have you ever, like, stole it, you know, jokes from, let's say, Dave Chappelle or? I ain't never stole no joke from nobody. Damn. You know what I'm saying? I think of original stuff like

Yeah. Like out the box. Like some jokes is you can't, you can't like not tell them, you know what I'm saying? Like, you're telling a joke about cheating. Yeah. A lot of people tell a joke about cheating.

Tell a joke about sex, you heard that shit. Like some of these jokes are hacked. You haven't heard them before. Yeah. But they tell them from a different angle, you know what I'm saying? Yeah.

So like I try out to, I'm trying to tell hack jokes. Of course. But, you know, there are certain jokes that people are going to tell. Like, say something happening in the media. like what happened in the media yesterday, sexy red, right?

She got her sex hate leaked. So it's going to be thousands of comedians tonight, tomorrow, this weekend, telling the joke about sexy red, pussy getting leaked. You know what I'm saying? Where's she from? She's from St. Louis. Dog. Okay, that makes sense.

You seen that video? Dog. Hey, oh. What's your take on it, man? Man, I think she lied. Her pussy wasn't pink. Well, like, inside got me pink, right? Right?

Somewhere. It was more like, like, like, Brank. Damn, it's like your color. Color of you, bro. Yeah, right? Wait, wait, wait, pause though. Yeah. We like the same color.

I'm saying, bro, you're a little darker than me, bro. Hell not, man. A little bit. What? A little bit, bro. I mean, like, one shade, man. And Primm's light skin. Not really.

No, he's not light skin. Like a peanut butter. Yeah. No, I'm not peanut butter, bro. You like more like orange. Of granola? I was, I would greet orange probably. Yeah, he's more than that.

Like a horn. Wait, though, so when you watch that tape, right? Is that how, like, most girls from that side of the world, like pussy is because I think like Kilda City and St. Louis is names. They're next to the other, man. I don't know. Right? Hey man, I can't speak for her, man.

That shit was kind of whack, though. You seen it, bro? I see the tape. That shit was dry, bro. He had to spit on it and everything, but, like. Yo, bro, he did like a lugi. He spit on that, motherfucker. Yeah, they definitely could have

did another take or something, man. Yeah, I wasn't fighting with it. How do y'all think, though, like, does it go to affect her career? It's not going to affect her career. Yeah. That was she rap about? Yes, right?

Yes, right, right, but look, right, but look. She doesn't get a Grammy. Yeah, sex saves a regular now, too. No, here, right? No, listen, right? Because, like, Ice Spice and Gorilla, right? Like, they have been able to cross over into Morse or, like, the mainstream, right? Her, she don't want to be stuck in the same, like, niche that Sukiana is stuck in, right?

Well, I don't think she was ever. Yeah, I don't think she was ever really going to get Ice Spice level, you know what I mean? I don't think. No? She's hard as fuck. I mean, she is, but. I like the music, man. She'd be going hard.

She told her truth. She told her truth. But I think that that's just her, who she is, bro. Like, she's this freaky, nasty rapper, and that tape ain't going to affect her. Yeah, she was never, yeah. They're going to just talk shit. Ice spice can, like, clean it up a little bit and be, like, commercially acceptable for white people type of shit. But, like, sexy red can never clean her up at all.

You can't even compare Ice Spice to Sexy Red, though. I don't think she's ever. No. Hey, listen, the last six months, she's had like two billboard hits you feel me right so it's kind of like who's talking about sexy red yeah right so right so like she's on that rise right feel me like uh and ice spice though like again like in her her first video much like we all thought thought you know that she was like this ratchet suciana right and she crossed over

into like the taylor switch i think she was that ratchet though she wasn't she had ice spice and suci and suci red they're a totally different category now right sexy red and suci and suki in the same category but ice spices She got Dunkin' Donuts commercials, bro. Yeah, she got her own Dunkin' Donuts drink. Yeah, they're like video-a-me. Kind of type of joints. Yeah, like, she's up right now, man.

You feel what kind of drink you're going to make with sexy red? Hennessy? Got a new cans of Hennessy. What? Malt? Yeah, right? Nah, listen. Like, that's not the problem.

No, but either way, I think that was always her plan to be in that lane or whatever. Like, some people aren't going to be able to get Dunkin' Donuts commercials, you know? Yeah. Yo, bro, why do you keep on tricking the internet, man? What do you mean? What are you talking about? Listen, though, right? Listen, right?

So we got beef, right? Because, like, I'll be posting the videos, right? Thinking this shit is 100% real. And then, like, it's like a Gerald Hudson. Houston. Yeah, sorry. Yes. Gerald Houston scenario video, like, where it's kind of like, you just.

And I'll be like, yo, he gets us every time. Because, like, his fucking face is not in it. Not in the video. But it's the voice, I mean, oh, you feel the year? The videos, man, like, well, I discovered what? People like to argue on the Internet. Yeah. They love to argue.

Yeah. They don't care if it's real. Fake. They don't give a fuck. They'd be like, yo, this video might be fake, but this shit happened all the time. And if it did happen, it's my think piece on it. You know what I'm saying? People love to argue on the internet, but they love to argue.

They love debate. They love that shit. So when I know they love it, I just keep giving it to them, you know what I'm saying? Plus, some videos make a lot of fucking money. A word. Yeah, they do. Where, like on YouTube, TikTok, or everywhere? On Facebook, really?

Oh, Facebook, yeah. Yeah, besides YouTube, Facebook probably been the most of the show. One video, one of the video can make you $10 to $50,000 on a video, bro. Wait, the shorts or on the long one? Three-minute videos. Damn, really? Three-minute videos, man, on Facebook. Wow.

I'm telling you. Yo, I got to tap in, bro. You feel me? Right here, right? Because right now, I think I got like a thousand followers in the right bottom post. Mm-hmm. You feel me? wait so wait here right so let's say this

a video that does a million views that makes you what on Facebook they can pay you between a thousand and three thousand if not more it depends on how long the video is it depends on uh how long people watch the video yeah you know uh I've got a video that

got 40 million views video that made me a hundred and fifty thousand dollars you know what that's $150 million 40 million it was actually the video I mean I've been living on this video for like three years, bro. It was a video the DNA video

when I had a girl watching this to the singing I gave her to the DNA results and the baby ain't mine. That was you! Yeah. Yo, he keeps tricking us, bro. Yeah.

I posted that video and it was a think piece. Right. People, they write long scenarios engaging. When they get the arguing, I get the arguing, like, man, this is what,

how do you know this? I get the arguing and shit, bro. You got them. How do you come up with scenarios or like, what do you be getting inspired by? Man, I don't know, man. Just like real life situations.

Like the last one I did, I had a last one I did, I was in a poly relationship and I had two girls. And there's at that nail shop. And I was like, yo, if y'all don't move in with me, I ain't paying for your nails anymore. Y' got to move in, both of y'all. And they both arguing like, girl, I move in. She's like, I don't want to move in.

They're arguing this stuff. So people like that type of shit, bro. I like drama, bro. So. How do you find actors or whatever? You just be asking around. Like, just girls are on the internet. Okay. Just girls that be, you know.

You slide the DMs, be like, hey, you're trying to do. It'd be, like, girls that I've already, like, because I did a lot of Viz where I did, like, pick up lines and shit like that or whatever, getting girls' numbers. And then, so, like, I just hit them up like, yo, you want to do a video with me, you know, stuff like that, you know? You want to go viral? Like, oh, yeah, I go viral.

So, like, a lot of them, like, they still cool with me to this day, you know what I'm saying? Like, yeah, bro, like, yo, bro, like, you be, listen, bro, like, in the last one, like, the wind, I'm talking about, like, bonkers was that one. And then it was the, I flew. you out, bitch. Oh yeah, that shit was crazy, bro. Right, like. That shit was crazy.

Yes. Yeah, man. Bro, everybody posted it. Right? Yeah, I told this girl, I said, you want to do a video? She said, what I got to do? She said, what I got to do?

Yeah, me at the airport, man. We did that video. We drove around. Did the video in like, what, 10 minutes? Really? Yeah, that shit was crazy, bro. Like, I posted that shit. Because, man, that's a real scenario, bro.

Like, if a girl, if you fly a girl out, you expect the cheeks, bro. Um, yeah, what the fuck? Like, I didn't flew you out and you don't want to fuck? Like, hold on. Yeah, I would be upset. I would be arguing. And then you got people arguing, like, girls would be arguing, well, he should have knew what they were going to do before they got there.

And just because the nigger flew you out, I mean, like, you know, push you. Like, you have people arguing and shit. Like, this shit is a, uh, a, uh, a, uh, a, uh, a, a, uh, a, a, uh, a, a, no, a, a, no, I'm saying. If a, a, uh, a, a, hell not, man, hell not, right? Yeah, that's the fuck you do? No, no, not, not, nah, nah, nah, no, no. But I'm saying like, if you fly a girl out, she is got to fuck you. That's a written rule.

Or what if she lives, you know, let's say, you know, like a five-hour life fight away and you just want to spend time with her. So you are offering to fly her out. Do she still have to fuck? Man, why would you, bro? I mean, if you fly a girl out, you want to fuck, you're going to fuck? Well, I don't have sex until marriage, so I'm the wrong with her. Are you a virgin?

No. No, but. Hold on a brother. Don't get started to other than that. No, tell the truth. Hold on. So why you ain't having sex? So the last four years, me and my girls sort of have journey into our, like.

So you got a girlfriend, you ain't fucking her? No. For four years now. Hey, listen. Man, she gets some dick, bro. Hell now, man. She gets some dick, bro. I'm telling you right now.

She's a virgin. Bro, she ain't no virgin. She's lying to you. Maybe. That's what I'm saying, bro. Is she getting some dick? Is she getting some dick? Is she fear?

No, she's African, but. Okay. Yeah. Some dead begin some dick, bro. Man. Well, wait through, right here, right? Turn back. That's sound like bongos, bro.

Well, like, she's kind of thin, though. So, I don't know. Yeah. That shit sounds like stair-drama. Damn, bro. Question, though, right? So look, right? So look, so those videos got to be paying, right?

Because I just found out that fucking, like, oh my God. You're like, like, just hilarious ex-boyfriend. Like, what's the name of you? Chris. What are it again? Chris? No, man, no, no, man. Oh, yeah, country way.

Yeah, country weight. Oh, yeah. He paid $200,000 a month in child support. Hell yeah, that's too, man, that's too much. I mean, yeah, this thing you got a whole ass. Too like, much. Do you all right? Man, I believe it.

You don't be lying? 200K in month for child support. Got one, like, 11,000. Hold on, hold on. Nick, what? Oh, yeah, the Roli. Damn. Courtesy of Facebook.

Shout out of Facebook. Snapchat. God, damn. You make money on Snapchat, too. Really? You ain't got no Snapchat show? No Jumper dude, but I don't... Bro, listen, no.

They're making a bag, dude. I just hit 100K and on YouTube, man. How do I get my own Snapchat show, man? Man, you got a holler at the plug. Cool. Man, we're talking about that after the show. Wait, wait. And they pay you, like, what?

Per month, per video, or what? It takes them 60 days to pay you, but they pay you after that. Per view count or what? It's, like, based on, like, impressions. It's, like, how many people come watch your video and stuff? Yeah.

Like, it's like, set up. It's a weird setup, but you get paid, though. I don't get on to the analytics shit, bro. I just know, I get paid. Damn. I do the video and get paid. So you have four kids, right? Yeah.

So how have you avoided child support? Like, how did you, like, get custody? Man, shit, bro. Like, my baby mama can't ask me for money. I was like, man, quit asking for money. If you're going to keep on asking for money, like, send him to me because she's asking money for dumb shit, bro. Like, she need money for, my baby mama call me for everything.

Food, every single thing. She ain't got nothing. Like, she ain't got nothing. I don't know nothing. That's crazy. Like, I don't bought her a car and everything. Really? A car, go to drive.

She didn't get the car stolen and shit. Like, I'm what I'm saying? Like. He's in Kansas? Yeah, man. God, God, man. And then when I bought her, my first,

my first YouTube check. Yeah. I was like, all right, I'm leaving. Ken City. And you ain't got no car. I'm going to buy you a car. I bought her a motherfucker car. Bro, tell me why the next day,

I see the, when I got her car next day, I see the boyfriend driving that motherfucker fucking smoking weed. They got the car all limp back like this. Oh, that they're cooling, man. I'm like, nigga, that's my shit. That thing, having fun. Then, then when they broke up, he stole the car.

Oh, he kept the car. He got, hey, bro, bring the car back, bro. Yeah. Like, that ain't your car. I bought that motherfucker. You better bring that a car back. Man, bro. That seemed like a hassle.

He just got the one baby mom? Huh? You just got the one baby mom? Okay. I got two. I got two. I got one. She's an alcoholic.

You know what I'm saying? So, wait. So you was fucking like the worst type of women then? Man, bro. See, my first. Babe Mama, she was, she wasn't like, they wasn't, it seemed like her. I fucked up with her, I ain't gonna lie. I fucked up with that one.

Why? Because, man, bro, I had had no pussy for a long time. I had the wrong vision goggles. Yeah. You know what? I had the wrong, you know, he had no pussy in the way. You're like, well, let me just get some. Was the ass fat or what?

It wasn't none of that, bro. She just a little cute little dark chocolate little, you know what I'm saying? She was decent. She was decent. At that time, she was decent. You know what I'm saying? Wait. So your standards have upgraded now?

Man, my hand is way hard they was. That's crazy. 15 years ago, bro. That's, man. See, hey, see versus, listen, the fame be changing nicks, man. Real, bro, I ain't gonna lie, bro. My baby mama's, they, they're, they ain't. My second one, she was cool looking.

She was nice. Like, they wouldn't want to fuck her. But she's drinking. Now, she's alcohol. Nobody wants to fuck with her now. Like, she crazy. Word? Like, she crazy.

She called me this time. I'm, I'm rapping now. She's on that kick the sneak and shit, you know what I'm saying? Oh, wait. Oh, nah, is that bad? Bro, the drinking. How bad is you to, like, meaning, like, for example, are they, like, so, like, so, like, off-looking

that, like, you'll be embarrassed to, like, post them for, like, Mother's Day? Never. Damn. On no Mother's day ever in my life, bro. Why? They ain't posing them ugly motherfuckers? They're just a motherfuckeruck.

I ain't posed to do. Wait, they are that straggly? Man, they're scraggling. Oh, yeah, fuck. Let me see them. Come on. You want to tell them baby mama's me at home? Yeah.

Nah. man. Right? You're too rich right now probably. Bro, I'm trying to tell you, bro. They're going to watch this shit. They mean mad at shit. Yeah, right.

Feel me? Like they watch this shit? I told them they themselves. They're feeling to say, Gerald is on no jumper talking down on it, you feel what I'm like child support. Hold on, see if she pulled up.

I can't go to the first one right here. This nigga got the kids. How are they going to do the screen chawson? Hey, hey, listen. If they go back and try to get custody, you feel? And then my up, my buddy, Mama boys, this one right here, she got bad luck.

Her last two boyfriends died. Really? Last two of them, shit. Oh, you was lucky for leaving her. I made it out, bro. I made it out. Last two of them in the thing is dead. Now, here they go right here. See, that go the first one right there.

Oh, come on, Gerald. Nah, come on, Gerald. I know, I got a couple like that. I got a couple like that. What? To the left? Yeah, I got a couple like that. That's fine.

Come on, Gerald. She's big, though. So what? They need love, too, man? He's getting his face. And he's skinny as fuck. That's how I'd be, man. He lost weight, though, right?

Yeah, I lost weight, yeah. Yeah, like, oh, come on, Darry. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, is, that's your son? Yeah. Bro, he looks exactly like, like, like, his mom. Like, it's not even like, like, right, like, like, right? That's fine. Right, like, that's all his mom.

Like, none of you, like, it's all his mom. He looked, yeah, he just like her, too. Wait, wait, wait, hold up, bro. So you got two big, two big, two big ones. No, this, this one right here, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, She ain't like real big, but she's big enough. That's crazy. I ain't find the other one.

Hold on, man. Is George big? No, no. I got her block. I can't even if I fucking follow her or not. But yeah, I definitely, I definitely ran it some big ones. You know what I mean? Oh, yeah, yeah, you know.

That's how it goes. It's like the starter hose or whatever. When was the last time like you fucked the big girl? It's been some years. Man, we ain't even find another one. I got her block. Yeah, but, hey. She's not.

Wait. So you have up. Okay. Okay, so. Well, it's my upgrade. I've been my girls so long. I ain't been, you know what I mean? At what stage, though,

in, like, your lives, though, like, did y'all say, I can no longer fuck my big holes? You can't find her. Yeah, me. She blocked her. No, I blocked her. Oh.

She blocked her. Where'd you stop the fucking big bitches, though? Me? Yeah. Man, I never really, like, fuck big girls like that, for real though. No? Like, my mom got big out there.

She had the kids and shit. Yeah. You know? I mean, once I did. fuck this big girl. I met her at my brother's wedding. My brother got married, and I met this girl to wedding.

She didn't look that big. She had a girdle on and shit. You know what I'm saying? I'm like, dude. She's cool, though. She's nice looking, you know what I'm saying? We get in the motherfucking bedroom, took that girdle off.

All this fat just roll out and shit, you know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying? You got to turn around. Like, I ain't about the fuck you face up. You know what I'm saying? You said that? You said that? Turn around.

I'm not. We can't do nothing face up. You know what I'm saying? No, that's nuts. God damn, man. Wait, and why are you currently in... Do you get on top of your girl when you fuck? We, like, we, like, we, like, we, like, don't have sex.

No what I'm saying? When you do, fuck her? Yeah, yeah, of what? You're going to get on top. Yeah, right? You're going to kill her. Nah, not. Listen, how not, you feel what?

Well, hey, well, hey, right, here. Here, listen. And hopefully, I lose away by that, right? You don't get on top of her, bro. Nah, man, she's a... Nah, they like that shit. No, she's not thin thin, you feel me? Here, let me see.

Like, she's thin, but not thin thin, right, to where, like, I can, like, break her or suffocate her. Oh, okay. You feel what I mean? Like, she's, like, medium-sized, right? Let me find a full-body picture. He's right. You got to find her full-bodies, boy.

You got to find them full-bodies, boy. You know, right? You feel me? You feel me? Yeah, you know, yeah, look. Yeah, look, you know, like, you know, like, she's medium-sized. Oh, yeah, she could.

So you was never fucking fat-fat-holes? You ain't hit that? Not, but not yet. And you lying like a motherfucker. She's fucking. Nah, not yet. She, no, I'm saying. She fucking, not you.

So you ain't never fuck no big girls, huh? You just went. I'll be real, bro. Like, I don't think I'd ever fuck the big girl. You know. What's your body count? You got a lower-ass body count? Nah, I meant not here.

So I would say my job. What's your body count, bro? Early 30. It's probably like 31-30. Okay, that's... Okay. What about yours? Like what?

Probably same, yeah. Stop it. Loki, I made a list the other day and shit. I was just going down. I'm in my name. Then you made a list, bro? It was like, yeah, I made a list. Yeah, that's some lame shit.

But it's only for me, you know what I mean? You bullshit. Yeah, no, it's like early 30s, bro. And you? What? Man. This dog got more than bird, but, you know. Yeah.

And embarrassing to the mouth? Embarrassing the amount, you know what I'm saying? No, you getting it, bro. Five hundred plus? This thing you say 500 I don't know I don't No, bro

You're going crazy Hey be careful Yeah be careful Yeah You got wear condo You got wear condoms bro You definitely Yeah no

No, I'm boths Yeah Yo bro Why are you in on probation On probation bro Because I got

I got DUI Really In Georgia Speak on that though Man Because okay Okay So I live in L.A.

For two years And I got these kids Now So I'm like Yo let me go to Georgia get a bigger space you know and bro

I went to do the interview with a off the porch and I was smoking weed to interview Oh yeah of course Yeah I was smoking with the interview So I'm away back My whole car smelled like weed

I got pulled over And the cop was like Yo It smelled like weed in here Get out the car Bhab blah blah Bha took me to jail For weed

That's that easy Yeah And Georgia's crazy Yeah bro It's a slave state In fact true I hate Georgia bro I've been living there for a year

I'm ready to come back To LA I hate Georgia so much I say second. Wait. You, like,

you want to come back to L.A.? Bro, I hate Georgia, bro. Bro. L.A. sucks. No, L.A.

is fired, bro, compared to L.A. is fired. Well, you don't like L.A.? It's heavy traffic, no parking.

The same thing in Atlanta. A world. Oh. The Negroes done mass migrated to the, to urban. Right?

Right. Like, no, here, right. Because this is like Georgia and like the Midwest like,

you know, it's not densely populated. But, but like, I'm assuming what? Atlanta now was like mad populated now. Bro, there's hell of people there, bro. That's crazy.

It's 24-7, bro. It's just like L.A. Damn. And there's no parking? Man, you really can't find parking. You park in the wrong spot? Your car can get a boot. Just like L.A.

It's the same thing. You know what I'm saying? Like, L.A. is like, I think maybe just like Atlanta probably just a little bit. Man, I don't know about it. It's too much traffic in Atlanta, bro. And too many goddamn trees. You know, right?

You know, everywhere. Yo, wait, yo, listen, why did you... So, here, so was DC Youngfly video before or after the death and else? The D.C. video? Yeah. Was that before his wife passed away or after? It was after. Now, hey.

Hey, put me on. What happened? Now, hey, use a cold nigga for that. Man. See, now, bro, that's crazy. Hair right. Like, when it first happened? Yes.

Like, okay, I seen DC at the mall. I see DC at the mall. And I'm like, oh, I got my glasses on. Like, oh, I'm going to call him Chris Tucker. I'm like, oh, my God, it's Chris Tucker. I've seen that one. You know what I'm saying? And then, like, he got super pissed.

He got really, really mad. When he got really, really mad, it was kind of like, I was like, damn, I didn't think he was going to get that mad. I thought he was going to, like, probably laugh at all. We probably seen the video before. He was laugh at off. Yeah. He didn't.

do it. He got super pissed. So I was like, damn, I'm not even posting this video. I'm not going to post this shit. You know what I'm like? I'm not going to post me. He was mad. He probably still, he probably still mourning over his Babe Mama or his wife. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. But he's probably still morning. I'm like, damn,

niggas really, really really. He never posted the video? I posted the video on the course or something. No, I posted it. I posted it like two and a half months after that happened. You know what I'm saying? So like and I told him, I was like, yo, bro, like, bro, I do videos after the video I'm like yeah they do videos I'm on tour with funny Marco blah blah yeah and so like I leave Lennox mall and he must have he called Marco and was like yo he was mad at first called him like man why he ran up on me

man and so like that like he's talking Marco like really pissed yeah and then Marco called me like yo DC mad bro you ran up on him you know what I'm saying yeah he don't know you ran up on he's fucking pissed of course and then Markko called me back like oh DC said post a video oh really so I was like man I don't know if I want to post that video or not of course because like he was super super pissed. Yeah. You know what I'm saying?

Like. But though, like as a person in his space, right? Yeah. Like, and he got a bunch of like attention and praise, right? When he like punched a dude and on stage. Right, right, right, right. So that video, though, of him like, low-key, you know, like being ready to fight, and he probably like, shit.

Hey, listen, man, you feel it right? Like, that makes me look good. Yeah, yeah, he was, like, posted the whole video, don't cut nothing out. You know what I'm saying? Like, I posted the whole video. I'm part of the cut out. And I was like, it was a part of the video. I was like, yo, when I said, yo, I'm going to tour with Funny Marco, I cut that part out.

Oh, gotcha. He was like, I cut that part out. And then, like, like, he was like, like, he wanted the video post because I believe that he wanted to, like you said, he wanted to appear that he was a tough guy. Like, D.C. tough. But I'm not saying D. D.C.'s not a tough person because, you know what I'm saying, where he's from, he's from the west side of Atlanta. I heard things about him. I heard that he ain't, you know what I'm saying?

He's a tough nigga, you know what I'm saying? Like, he ain't like that. But, like, in the day, bro, like, I ain't a bitch either. You know what I mean? Like, the same thing. Of course. And I think, like, for me, like, it, like, I didn't really think about the part that his wife passed away. When I did the video, I went thick in that shit.

I was thinking, oh, D.C., go prank him. He's probably going to laugh. Because a lot of people see my videos, bro. Like, I prank. I got Kevin Hart. He already knew who the fuck I was. Of course. You know what I'm saying?

So I walked to Kevin Hart. He was like, yo, what's up, Gerald? Before I even got the calling the wrong name, he already knew who the fuck I was. So y'all seen him when you walked in. You know, I haven't posted that video yet. Oh, a word? Yeah, I ain't posted the video yet. Oh, that's a video of Kevin Hart.

I got a camera on a car with Eddie Murphy. That's like, when I seen Kevin Hart, I tried to go dressed up as an African. I started to disguise myself as an African. I started an African, like, suit on and shit. Oh, dear. And, like, had on some sandals and shit. And I tried to prank Kevin Hart. You already knew what I was like, damn.

You know what I'm saying? That's fine. But when I seen DC, I wasn't expecting, like, that reaction, I was like, maybe you've seen my videos before. Of course. He probably going to laugh at all. Like, dude, you fucking silly. Yeah, of course. Like, a lot of celebrities, dude, I'm saying?

Like, only you chopper laughed it off or he wasn't? Yeah, he didn't laugh it off. And then I was like, I was thinking like, man. Bro, honestly, for me with death, it's crazy because, like, the last two years I lost my dad. Damn. My brother. Damn. And my closest cousin.

Damn, bro. But you know what? They wasn't popular. So nobody knows. That's true. Them motherfuckers, you know what I'm saying? That's true. D.C.'s baby mama was popular.

Everybody know her. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, no. So I wasn't thinking in my head, like, you know what I'm saying? Of course. I got my own shit going on. So I'm not thinking in my head like if I go up and hug this man. Of course.

He mourning him through his wife. I'm thinking he's in Lennox mall walking around shopping and shit. I wasn't thinking, bro. You know what I'm saying? And like, did you guys like, so after like y'all like shook hands, he said, all, cool, cool. Like, what was the conversation next? Like, he just left. He just like, after that, it was just like, you know what?

Crazy. I met D.C. When I first I started doing videos in Kansas City. Oh, really? Took a pitch with him and everything. Yeah. He still didn't remember me. You know what I cut my hair.

I had dread, I had long dread, I had my hair. You know what I'm saying? I don't know if that was what it was or what. But when I posted DC video, I end up getting a DM from Mike Epps. Yeah. You know what I'm saying?

Okay. Because I only know I've got to make before. I caught him a little bit while back, you know what I'm saying? Yeah, of course. So Mike Epps called me. He was like, dude, you ain't got to do that. Yeah. He said, I've seen your stand-up.

Your stand-up was good. Like, you were funny as hell. Like, you ain't got to do that, bro. Of course. You can just do stand-up and start through a podcast or something. Like, you ain't got to walk out of a celebrity and calling the wrong name no more.

You ain't got to do that shit. Of course, yeah, of course. He was like, man, I really want you to do your stand-up. So, Mike Evers told me to do that shit. So I'm like, man, that's why I ain't posted to Kevin Hart. Yeah, I'm like, man, Uncle Mike said, don't do it no more. Bro. Wait, how do that feel as a comedian when Mike Epps and Kevin Hart knows who you are?

Bro. That's crazy. Yeah, that's crazy. Yeah, that's good. It's a great feeling. Like, Kevin Hart, the top dog. That was who the fuck I am. Of course.

Mike Yips called me, one of my idols, calls me and tell me that my stand-up is good. I'm like, bro, I'm Mike, don't need to do this shit no more. He said, God told him to call me. That's what he said. He said, God told him to call you. Man.

Man, man. What a-ne-said? Listen, man, listen, I only buying that bullshit. That niggas drunk or something. So who were some of your earlier influences? Like, some Mike Epps? You know what I mean? Who were you watching when you were younger?

Mike Yips. Dave Shappelle. I met Day Shappelle, too. I prank him. I called him Michael Jordan and shit. So where you be, you just be, we got a celebrity map or whatever? Bro, like, you just be randomly finding them or what? I'd be in the right places at right time.

Always, bro. How do you find it? Like, do I just seeing a little booty daughter out of the airport, out of the airport and she walked past me and shit? No, Poisson and Ivy? Yeah. I sent to the airport, bro, like, I ain't fuck with her, though, because I'm like, man.

I mean, yeah. You know what I'm saying, but. Bro, I be running to them motherfuckers all the time, bro. It's just a coincidence? Sometimes I'll be at the right place and right time, like, like BETT awards when I got in the elite chopper. Bro, this is how I got him. So he walked into the private area

where only the celebrity can go, like the high power motherfucker and going to his little room and shit. He'd go in there. I seen him walking in with like 15 people they're holding canteries and shit. They're walking in. So I'm like, fuck it.

I started walking like I was with him and shit. Yeah. And somebody said, who are you? I was like, what thing right here? I know. I walked in, I got into the back, bro. I got in the back. I seen Lado.

I seen, I got Lotto. I seen Lato. I seen L.A. Chapa. Everybody's back there. Everybody's back there. I wasn't supposed to be back there, bro. Yo, how do Lado smell in person like

like right like listen man like how delightful is it bro a lotto smell like Jesus mama yeah but she's so cold man well a loto is bad bro bad in person right or bad in person yeah she ain't bad as sweetie though

sweetie the baddest nah man hell no better than Lotto and ice spice you tripping man sweetie is the baddest woman I ever lay my eyes on bro what sweetie's more cuter than she's like sexy girl I thought my name was bro

bro. She's the bad as woman you've ever laid eyes on. I seen Sweetie, I turned to I was like, like, I was like, uh, of her life. I was like, she's like, what's your name? I'm like, Clark. You forgot his name. I'm like, what? Sweetie's bad, bro.

What do you, man? But like, I don't see like how she's like, like, hair, right? What makes her, like, stay apart from the rest of them? Lado fine, too. I ain't going to lie. I mean, it's all subjective. Lido is fine and a motherfuckerucker, bro.

I know, right? Philmy. But sweetie is. You got white hips. Ooh, sweetie, bro. well hey she's dating like a gangster now man I don't care who she's dating

hey hey it's YG I made YJ nigger shook my hand like like oh

shit back nigga I'm gonna I made YG when gave me the hardest handshake everything in my life bro like nigga what

I'm gonna get my hand back who who was that man who was that uh that's Dottie man so wait wait wait let me see man

like what else what else we got to talk about left man oh you know listen Give me like your opinion, man, on Bobby Autoff. Because I feel like she jacked you and Funny Marco style of comedy. Who are talking about? The white girl who did the interview with Funny Marco?

I've never heard of her before. Bobby, stop it, my nigga. No, I did. I'm never heard of her. She's new. She's very new. Niggin, listen. Listen, hey, listen.

I had never heard of her, bro. Man, man, all right, bro. Listen, yo. Tell me a picture her. Man, listen, yo. I never heard of her. girl who did the interview with Drake she's like in the bed or whatever and

I've never seen that interview. Yeah, yeah. You know what I'm saying? She's only picture ever before. She's in the controller, man. Does she do interviews in the bed? Her, like, Bobby Altof, nigga with Footy Marco.

Oh, that girl, that white girl. Yeah, yeah. She's awkward as fuck. What, though? She said she felt like she said what? She thought that was Michael Sarah. She stole you a funny Marco, like, style

of like, comedy and interviewing and like back and forth. You feel me? Right? She stole y'all shit, man. So, so one, how do you feel like so how do you feel

about like your style comedy being being gentrified and taken to a new level? I mean she did kind of you know still funny Marco style with the interview and so like that but that's black people phone they invite everybody to the barbecue

bro like he invite everybody to the barbecue bro like I really feel like she really don't like us. Damn! Like I really feel like she really don't like us bro like. Hey now like again whenever she's

uh, wrong some niggas. But I said tore her ass up, though. You see, I see, see, see, see, right? No, no, no, no, no, no. I said, too. But you thought that he was like, he didn't know about her. I mean, you said, I know.

I've heard of her. In fact, right? Yeah, right? Yeah, but I. So why do you feel like she don't like, like us? Bray can just kind of tell, bro, like, you can just tell, bro, like, she's too awkward with the shit. Like, she, like, I don't like the fact that when she,

I seen, when she, remember, she interviewed with her, She was like, I don't know who you are. I called on time down. Like, you control, but it's a level of trouble. Like, you know who the fuck offset is? You know what I'm saying? Like, that's like, that's the bit, though? Or, this thing is married to Cardi B, you know what I'm saying?

Yeah. Here, right. Here, right. But, like, that, like, that kind of, like, falls into, like, her whole, you know, like, her whole bit, right? Which is, like, I'm super awkward, you know, I insults for a little bit. Yeah, right? I think that's her being genuine. And I would rather be that than, like, her, do.

Do like Iggy Azalea, do like a fake accent or whatever, like a black scent type of thing, you know what I mean? Nah, bro. I feel like she's being genuine, so like. A lot of it was called her white, funny Marco. They call her white, funny Marco. Yeah, right? They called a white funny. Wait, so like, have you in life, Funny Marco ever, like, talk like, yo, we got to, like, start going harder, like, at this interview and shit, right?

Because she then came in. Yeah. I never heard Marco say anything about. it. You know what I'm saying? Like, about her. But he always talking about how we got to go

harder, just whatever. You know what I'm saying? But, you know what I'm saying? If, listen, if I'm him, I'm pissed. Because, Nick, listen. Because, no, right here. I mean, this thing, get money, man. Bro, she got money to.

Bro. Yeah, when you get money to, you, man, you don't care, man. Like, she, listen, she got Drake before Freddie Marco. Like, how's that fair? Man. How's that fair? I mean, when you're in the game. She white, though.

Yeah, a lot of. Don't be fair sometimes. She's white. You get used to it, bro. Yeah. Listen, right? Listen, but if Drake was a track, listen, right? So, Drake hit her up because he's seen a Funny Marco interview.

Right. So you know that Fuddy Marco does the exact same style of interviews. Yeah. And you hit her up to go on her shit before his shit and his shit was more lit at the time than her shit? Man. Man. Hey, it's not fair, bro. But life ain't fair.

Hey, man. White people got the head of us all the time, you know what I'm saying? Man, a white dude can do my videos right now. He's going to be on Jimmy Kimmel. Hey, boy, like, look at this motherfucker right here. Listen, though. He invented this new style of videos. Wait till like, again, though, like, that's coming though, right?

Because if you stop doing those style of videos now, somebody is about to fill right into that lane, my nigga. I'm going to do it. Like, yeah. And it's a voice. It's a constant ground. Yeah. How do you, I was going to ask you that, how do you like,

like, fight like writer's block or like you ever get like creative blocks so you just be in a slump, don't know what to do next? To my forest, like stand up. I mean, just either way, yeah, writing, yeah. Just your skits are you. No, not really, bro, because,

like, you know a biggie, right? Like, Biggie, they say Biggie wrote what he's seen around him. So it's the same thing for me, bro. Got the internet. You got hell and shit that's trigger your mind and like, you know, okay, inspire you by some shit, you know what I'm saying?

So, like, you know, it's never like a writer's block because you all got the internet, bro, the internet is always going to inspire you for some shit. You know what I'm saying? Then you got a funny friends. Like, I got friends that are funny. And so I can call a friend up talking on the phone

45 minutes or an hour and then come on with some material or something right there. All the conversation I have with him. Okay. Man, man. Yeah, I can't talk to a nigga on the phone and shit. That's weird. Phone?

Why? Yeah, like, I don't know if I extended period of time. I got a phone conversation. What? I got like one friend that I've known for about 20 years. Wait, bro, like I got like a bunch of people that I can right

hair, right, look, like you called them for, for like one thing and then, you know,

like y'all just okay. Yeah, I like playing 2K. Bro, I'm asked for 2K but I'm a mad at God though. Are you asked to,

you play 2K? I don't play 2K. I don't play 2K. I was ranked 47 last year. Word. $47. How do you have time? Time?

No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Hey, Rakens has nothing to do with your win with the win-loss records.

It's just, it's so random? No. No, right? No, like, it's just not how much you play, you feel what I? Right,

right, like, right, right, for example, I could go 5,000 and 10,000, meaning like, I won 5,000 games and lost 10,000, right?

But I'll probably be ranked like number one. Right, right, because I play, you feel me? Yeah, I play a lot because like, but like, a lot of people quit.

I play a lot of games Well, guess what? Now, like, that's actually like, now, like, not a lot of them all, right? So 2K now is, like, hitting out, like, like, a seven-day ban, a third-day ban for, like, quit and make a game. Yeah. You feel me? Sometimes, yeah.

People be quitting, bro, like, especially, like, I don't know, the first quarter of me, man, people be quitting. You mean, stop it, bro. You're that nice? You make niggas quit. Man, I'm not. I'm trying to get my game up for this new 2K that came out. Yeah.

I ain't got nothing wrong. play like six times. I ain't getting around. You're too busy, man. You're too busy, man. You're too busy. I've been busy lately, bro. I know.

Last year, I was like, last year I was busy, but I wasn't as busy on him this year. Yeah, man. This year I'm real busy. Yo, yo, your hair is too perfect. Yeah. Now, now, hey, now maybe it's the Hayton African hairline in me. Right? But your hair line is too perfect.

Yeah. The texture is too perfect. Hey, man, the barber's in Atlanta, bro. Is that a toupee, my naked? Nah, bro, that's my real shit. No, you can see it, yeah. It's my real shit, bro. You can see it, bro.

My shit is perfect, bro. I'm trying to tell you. Wait, though. And you're what, 36, 37? I'm going to be 34 in, what's the day? Nine days. So you're 34 years old? Yeah.

Demmer 35. Yeah. With a perfect hairline and silky smooth waves in hair. Because my daddy, man, my daddy was in, like, hey, any of them and shit. Ah, that's probably why I don't. Yeah, right? I ain't full of black, bro. Ah, you feel me?

All right, you feel me? All right. Yeah, right? Because if you would have came here as a blue-brown negro with silky hair, I would say, hey, my nigga. Like, what's the clock? Right, for me? Right, but, hey, hey.

And on that note, man, Gerald, we think you're coming, man. Listen, man. Hey, much love, man. Yo, hey, listen, Gerald is going to be back with Kenny soon. Kenny Brooks, yep. And I'm working on a dating show right now. a dating show. Okay.

Wait, no. I see, listen, you are inconsistent with that though, right? Because I've seen, I've seen, like,

the bad dating show. Yeah, a bad date. I watch every episode of it. Yeah. And then, and then one day you just stop.

And I don't want to be bad date no more, I mean, I'm doing something else right now. Were, what? What? Like an awkward dating show?

Like a Bobby, all-thoff theme, dating show? No. Right? No, not like a Bobby, bro,

but I can't really getting too much to other because we're working on it. We're trying to pitch it to some networks. Niggins still shit, too, so. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah.

I heard me going to know a joke, so you go, let me hurry me. Let me hear him do it real quick. Like, what I'm saying? So, like, we work on a day show, yeah. It's like starting you or what? Me, bro, like, well, not, well, I'm going to host it. I'm hosting a dating show. You know what I'm saying?

I have a couple's coming on my show. And listen, man, we would be staying tuned. And then afterwards, man, you got to tell me about the Snapchat plug, I? Oh, yeah, I'll tell you about that shit, bro. No problem. Hey, man, like, subscribe, comment, man, and follow Gerald Houston.

Yeah, follow on Instagram. I am Gerald Houston. Yep. And on Facebook, Gerald Houston. Yep. And everywhere else, Gerald Houston. You type it in, you'll see it. Man, folks, man, peace out, man.

Peace.