No Jumper - Gerald Huston on Getting Punched by Blac Chyna, Young Thug Pressing Him & More
Episode Date: December 14, 2022Gerald Huston talks about his pranks going wrong, Facebook backlash, Blac Chyna, Young Thug and more! ------ 00:00 Intro 5:10 Flakko talks eating b**ty and being a munch 13:15 Gerald Huston on goin...g viral on Facebook and getting hate 21:40 - 27:12 Gerald Huston on using glasses to secretly record pranks and getting pressed by Young Thug and Ben Simmons 28:05 Gerald Huston speaks on copycats after doing pranks with Funny Marco 1:01:00 Gerald Huston on Blac Chyna p**ching him in the face during a prank 1:05:15 Gerald Huston's experiences with squ*** and golden showers ----- NO JUMPER PATREON http://www.patreon.com/nojumper CHECK OUT OUR NEW SPOTIFY PLAYLIST https://open.spotify.com/playlist/5te... FOLLOW US ON SNAPCHAT FOR THE LATEST NEWS & UPDATES https://www.snapchat.com/discover/No_... CHECK OUT OUR ONLINE STORE!!! http://www.nojumper.com/ SUBSCRIBE for new interviews (and more) weekly: http://bit.ly/nastymondayz Follow us on SPOTIFY: https://open.spotify.com/show/4ENxb4B... iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/n... Follow us on Social Media: https://www.snapchat.com/discover/No_... http://www.twitter.com/nojumper http://www.instagram.com/nojumper https://www.facebook.com/NOJUMPEROFFI... http://www.reddit.com/r/nojumper JOIN THE DISCORD: https://discord.gg/Q3XPfBm Follow Adam22: https://www.tiktok.com/@adam22 http://www.twitter.com/adam22 http://www.instagram.com/adam22 adam22hoe on Snapchat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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No jumper coolest podcast in the world.
And we're back with the most requested interview.
Now, I'm going to tell you this, right?
It's the most requested interview, bro?
Yes.
How I know that?
Well, again, right?
Like, it acts our fans, right?
So when, here, right?
So I think it started for after the JD-on interview.
They've been asking for me to, like, interview more, like, content creators, right?
Right.
And I'm like, damn, I, who?
You feel me?
And there was, like, Gerald.
And then here, so I got the Gerald.
I got the Kassonaut.
I got Phantom. So, so, so, so like, we did Kassan, now we did Phantom. And I was kind of
reluctant on reaching out because I'm like, listen, bro, like Gerald got like $1.5 million.
He lit already. Why would he want to come and sit down? But Gerald said, yeah, you know,
like, let's do it, man. Well, I thought this was about Ben Simmons because it's called no jumpers.
No, for real, I had just prank Ben Simmons when y'all hit me up. I thought this was about Ben Simmons.
I thought Ben Simmons was to set me up or something.
No, man. No, bro. Well, hold up. So, like, you expected for Ben Simmons.
Ben Simmons and the ops to be right, like, behind the door and shit.
Right, because it's called No Jumper, bro.
So I thought that Ben, that was like a, I thought that was Ben Simmons LLC.
Yo, he got no jumper.
But listen, though.
But you actually bring back, like, PTSD from me, bro, because I'm like a, uh, a Sixers fan.
You were a Sixers fan?
Well, what?
I'm sorry to hear that, bro.
Why?
We're doing good now, though, right?
We got a...
Last thing I won something.
I'll be real.
Like, what?
Like the, like the 80s, right?
No.
No, no, no, no.
we never won an NBA championship.
That's nothing to be proud of, bro.
No, but I do think that we have a great chance this year, though.
Right?
And who's your team?
I'm a Lakers fan.
Now, are you a Lakers fan or a bandwagon Lakers fan?
Time out, bro.
I've been a Laker fan since 1996.
It's a 96, bro.
Why, 96?
6.
Because I was a little kid.
Kobe Bryant, bro.
Kobe Jellybean Brian.
Oh, shit.
Like, he got drafted in 96.
He got Dravlett 96.
He took Brandy to prom.
I thought that was so cool.
I'm like, he took Brandy to prom.
Now, some Lifelong Lakers fame might be like, come on, bro.
Like, you became a fan because of a player.
Like, that's not really a fan of the team.
I'm a real Lector fan.
I was a kid, bro.
I was a kid.
I was only seven years old, eight years old, bro.
I was a kid, bro.
Seven, eight, I won't lie to you, but that's a little bit too late, though.
That ain't late, bro.
Tell me right now that ain't late.
Again, listen.
Like, you probably have to join me.
I'm a proud bandwagoner, bro.
I'm a proud bandwagon, nigger.
So how long you've been a Philly fan?
I was a Philly fan when I thought that Ben Simmons,
Joellen B, Tobias Harris, Al Holford.
So you're a bandwagon fan?
Yes.
Now, I started...
You weren't a Philly fan with Alan Iverson?
No, no, no, no, no.
No, again.
So he's a bandwagon fan, man.
But again, listen, I'm a proud bandwagoner, bro.
I like winners.
Like, for example, every team that LeBron went on,
like the heats, back to,
Cleveland, those are my tea for the year.
You feel me?
You want a them.
Yeah.
And then I transitioned to a Warriors fan once Stefan KD was cooking.
Bro, you're all over the place, bro.
You got no loyalty, bro.
Not, not at all.
Listen.
Y'all better watch this, dude.
I like winners, man.
You might go work for another podcast.
You like winners.
You got no loyalty, man.
He's all over the place.
Bro, listen, man, I like winners.
But Gerald, speak to me, man.
Where are you from?
I was born in Detroit, Michigan.
I was kind of raised in Kansas City, Missouri.
Yeah.
You know, so that's my background where I was.
Bro, where'd you get your personality from?
Like, is your parents like this as well, like your brothers?
Man, I don't know, man.
I think I got a personality from like my dad.
My dad was like a prankster.
Ah.
R.P. My daddy did, but he was like a prankster though.
So like he was type of person that shake your hand,
you have a buzzer on his hand.
Yeah.
So like he was just, that's how he was.
Like when I was a kid, my daddy just tell me on Saturday morning,
he'd wake me up by my sleep and be like, yo, you get ready to school.
Get ready for school.
Yeah.
Had me outside the bus stop on Saturday morning.
morning fully dressed, he's in the window looking at me laughing and shit.
So like, yo, I hated that.
Yeah, my daddy was a prankster, man.
So I think it more came from him.
Yo, that actually just brought up, that brought back, so, so real memories for me, right?
So I remember, and it was a snow day, right?
So my brother woke me up, say, yo, like, you almost late for school.
You put me in a right, like, get up, right?
So, like, and he, like, had school probably like an hour later, right?
So I woke up, put on my backpack, bro, my jacket,
walk to the bus stop and after about an hour there of, like, nobody coming,
I had to walk back home right before finding out.
And you had the whole hour, bro?
Fan.
Yeah, bro, like.
A whole hour, bro.
I was like 12.
Bro, they could have told you.
He was gullible too.
Yo, they say right now that I have kind of this like.
I'm learning stuff about you, bro.
You're not loyal and you're gullible, bro.
Very gullible.
Listen.
And that's why, like, putting me.
me in these LA streets with these holes, it's like, bro, I'm like a big juicy slab of me
to these people.
Yeah, they're taking all your money, bro.
Listen, me, not yet though.
Not yet, you feel me?
Nah.
Here, right?
So, like, here's why not yet.
I'm just too paranoid right now, bro.
Right?
Like, I'm like, um, in LA there's all these stories about jacking, set up, backdoor
until I don't respond back to no IG DMs.
What kind of backdoor?
You mean like, like a dude, like backdoor you?
Uh, not a, a, um, not a lot.
anal. No. I'm not into that yet.
No, not yet. I would never be into that. Oh, snap. Okay. So we learned a lot about this guy.
He's not loyal, he's gullible, and he likes anal. Okay, all right, cool.
Nah, but not yet, right? Nah. He's thinking about it, no.
Nah, no, no. Wait, wait, no. I haven't thought about it yet. So if a girl lick your butt is a gay?
Lick? Now, how far into it, though? Like, put her tongue into it? She can lick your butt. Like, yo, she's thick her tongue in your butt.
Like how far deep?
No what I'm saying?
You took it in your butt.
It don't matter how deep you just went in there.
Nah.
Here, right?
I feel like if she's rim in it, you feel I mean?
You know, like, you know, a little bit of a rim.
That's probably cool.
But if she's putting the penis into the insertion of the butthole,
I feel like that's where we have to get a, you know,
like that's where that's crossed the line, right?
Because, you know, like you got penetrated.
How about you?
Do you, you know, like your assay, do you do?
I don't do it, no, bro.
I don't know penetration, bro.
But do you get your assay?
I eat girls ass.
You eat ass?
Yeah.
Gerald, break that down for me real quick.
Because I never got into that phenomenon.
Now, I feel like that started when, in like, 2013 when, like, Janay Eiko said he got to eat the booty, like, groceries.
And, like, since then, I've been seeing a lot of, like, admitted booty eaters.
Now, were you eating ass before 2013?
Man, I don't know, man.
I can't remember the first I ate at ass.
I think it was, like, I think it was a little bit before then, bro, like, probably, like, 2011, something like that.
Like, what a, wait, hold on.
Where did you, like, freaking 18 in 2011?
2011.
What was it?
2011?
What's that?
11 years ago.
Yeah.
I was like 24, 23, 23, something like that.
You been a freak, bro.
Because, like, I think like eating ass is, like, for people who are 30 and up, right?
Because, like, that's when, like, that's when, like, you just get.
Man, I like to try new stuff, bro.
Like, I like to try new stuff.
So how did a girl convince you to eat her ass?
She didn't tell me to do it.
I just tried it on my own.
You went into it with the game playing of,
during this pound town session
I'm gonna put my tug in her back
no it wasn't during pound town session bro like you know what I'm saying
she you know she got took a shower
you know I was eating the pussy and everything
and then like I just said I wanted just like
I heard about it I heard that you know girls liked it
this shit couple of OG told me that you do this girl
OG was like you stick your tongue in girl butt
she gonna love you forever uh huh you know what I'm saying
OG told me that so I said I'm gonna take my tongue in the butt
see if it worked so I did it and did you know shit
this man was improvising
it worked wait though so like
Do you qualify as a munch?
I ain't no munch, bro.
I'm not for real, bro.
Like, bro, that happened me the other day, bro.
Like, me and my homeboy, we literally having, like, a confrontation.
Like, we're going back and forth.
Like, you know, you're your homeboy, y'all, y'all roast each other, y'all talking shit.
Yeah.
We have a, we talk about a fantasy football.
He was like, man, you're a munch.
I'm like, hold on, bro.
Bro, that was those zesty-assie-ass comeback, bro.
Super zesty.
You know, that's a jesterful comeback.
nowadays, like, you can't call a grown man no munch, bro.
Yeah.
No, but I just found out, like, what a munch means.
So a munch is apparently, like, well, it's two things.
So if you eat, let's say, her out, and like, you get nothing back, and in return, you are a munch, which I feel like, at some point, we were all munches, though, right?
Right?
Like, we eating a girl out, and then after what she said, thank you, you know, like, I don't want to fuck by.
That's never happened to me.
That's happening before?
Me?
Me?
It's a, it's a, you know, you know, it, uh, you know, it might have happened.
You ate a girl out and then you gave her some money and then she left.
Now that's, now, listen, now that's a wild concept.
That's a wild concept.
Paying or brought to eat her out.
That's wild.
Why didn't say you paid her out?
I said, no, you like, gave her some money and then she ate her out and she didn't give you that, right?
No.
Well, like, just paying for it, right?
Like, giving her money just.
to eat it out and then, five.
No, I'm saying.
You gave her the money, like, she needed some money for a light bill or something.
Uh-huh.
And you gave it to her.
Yeah.
And then she came over to hang out with you, you thought she was going to get some.
So you started eating her pussy.
And she's like, I ain't giving you nothing.
Ah, yeah, bray.
And then she left.
Did that happen to you?
No, never.
But that story sounds awfully specific, man.
What's going on?
It ain't happen to me.
I just know what happens to guys.
It's a song called, get that head, that bread, then leave.
So, you know, like, that shit happened all the time.
Nah, bro.
I feel like Ice Spice has like changed pop culture forever, bro,
because that song is crazy.
Wait, here, right?
But, okay, so you grew up in Detroit, you moved to Kin City.
When did Gerald say, listen, I'm about to hop on the social media wave and take over?
Man, I think it started in like 2018.
I was doing like stand-up comedy.
I was doing like open mics.
You're doing stand-up comedy?
Yeah.
Speak on that then.
Because I believe like a bunch of, you know,
the quote-unquote like influencers or or like social media I guess like comedians it's kind of it's
kind of like the opposite like right is they start off usually they get on the videos they
go up on their videos and they're just scrambling around trying to do stand-up yeah and then
stander you actually started off and then somebody's like oh this person's really not that funny
as they are in their videos yeah you start hearing and it always happens and then they eventually
they get better sometimes they get better they get a lot of things nah man these niggas suck
Now, but bro, it's a different type of art though, right?
Like, a 14-second IG video is way different than like...
It's not the same, man.
It's not the same, like, I literally started doing stand-up.
Like, I'll be number like, bro, I took a series to the point to where, like, I'll be number 43.
And I sat there all night and watched 40 terrible comedians.
Yeah.
Go on stage.
I can't do that.
So I can get on stage and get five minutes of time, you know?
Really?
And I did that for a while.
I kept going on stage.
I ended up, like, getting on to improv,
comedy club back home.
And I got to open up for, like, Little Duval.
And then I opened up for Just Hilarious.
And I didn't know who the fuck she was.
When they called me, I was in the gym.
They was like, yo, you went over for Just Hilarious?
And then I had just, like, kind of heard about her,
like, a couple weeks before that.
And so when they said, I was like, yeah, man, I'm in my way.
They said I get a whole weekend.
So it was my first time getting a whole weekend at the improv
and opened up with Just hilarious.
And then I went, and then I went to her show.
And I was like, okay, she got follows on the internet.
I was like, damn, she got all these people here to come watch her do this.
And then she got on stage, she performed.
And, you know, it was all right.
And I was just like.
And no, wait.
It was all right, you said.
It was all right.
Was it funny?
It was all right.
But, whoa, was it funny?
At that point in time, no.
I saw.
Here, so at that time, you like, damn.
Like she got all these followers.
She's got all these followers.
And she's ass right now and on stage.
I'm going to say she asked.
But a stand-up was subpar at this point of time.
Okay, okay.
It was very sub-par at the point of time.
And I'm looking at it and I'm like, man, if she doing this is getting on the internet,
I got to do something to get on the internet, get followers so that I can, you know,
get on stage and sell these shows out, man, so people can hear my, hear my story.
Yeah.
You know what I'm saying?
I worked.
Like, I actually, like, worked, like, did open mics.
like five nights.
You grow up going there.
You know, my brother told me, he was like, man,
you're wasting your time.
Like, all these comedians, they get on the internet.
They're doing videos.
They're blowing up.
You're wasting your time going to open mic.
Like, you're wasting your time.
But I told him, I said, yo, I want to learn how to do this first.
That's cool.
But that when they do give me an opportunity to get on time and do that,
that I have a set.
I don't want anybody saying, man, oh, Drew Houston, man,
he was trash.
Yeah, his videos is funny, but he gets on stage and he was trash.
You know what I mean?
So I got to open up just lyrics that entire weekend.
it went great and then a couple weeks later I went viral for the first time
wait hold up so you got us okay so you got on like social media I'm assuming
Instagram right or or or on Facebook yo yo I got on Facebook yo let's yo I know what like I
freaking dread right is in five years when my nieces and like nephews is looking at me
like yo Facebook like you still on Facebook like that's antiquated right
Boy, you got on Facebook.
Now, now that Facebook grind is different, though.
You feel it?
So, like, you got on Facebook, and, like, what video did you post that went viral?
Man, it's crazy, bro.
I posted this video where I had caught my cousin in Foot Locker,
buying his girls some shoes, and he owed me money for the rent.
I seen that video.
Remember that video?
I seen that video.
A lot of people don't even know that's me.
They don't even...
Yeah, I didn't.
I have so many viral videos like this that people do not know.
that they're me.
Yeah.
They don't know that I created.
Was that a skit though?
Or was that shit,
because that shit actually looked real.
It was a skit.
Wow.
I like my skits to feel real.
I don't like,
I don't like the skit feeling.
You know what I'm saying?
I don't like the feeling of,
like if we want to do a skit,
like you want,
I'm doing a video with you right now.
I'm like, let's think of an idea.
And then we're sitting here acting this out
in this room.
He's recording it.
Nobody's around.
I don't really like that.
I got to get the,
I have to feel it.
I have to feel it.
Yeah.
You know what I'm saying?
I gotta feel like I gotta feel like this is real and this is a vibe.
So I like my skits to feel real.
I like them touch home.
No factual.
So like, hey, some people would get mad and be like, man, you're creating a bunch of drama,
but you know, whatever.
Like I like it to feel real.
Not fact.
If you hit home, then I know I did my job.
Bro, because that shit, listen like, that shit looked, bro, like it looked real as hell,
you feel I mean?
Right.
Either like, bro's a great actor, you feel what I'm?
Like, wait, who's your, is he like, here, so like, okay, here, right?
So like, after it, like, after it.
after that went viral, did like he get like a bunch of like DMs and shit, like people
to like clown in him?
Like how did he deal with that?
Because I'll be salty as hell.
I got so much hate mail.
I don't know how much he got.
It came from my page.
Yeah.
So it did like 25 million views from my Facebook, my personal Facebook page.
That's wild.
Yeah, personal Facebook page.
And I had 900 files on Instagram at the time.
Yeah.
So like he got, I don't know if he got an email, but I got a lot of hate mail.
People turn hide your cousin like that.
You're wrong.
This sending me all kind of hate me.
I got so much of it.
It was like, damn, this is crazy.
But I never forget, though, when I first went viral for the first time,
I thought that this was like, this is it.
I was like, man, I'm on.
I thought I was on, bro.
I know the feeling.
I thought I was on, bro.
Nothing happened.
Like, at all.
After a week, if everybody tagging me, it was over.
It was like, okay, you were, yeah, you think you was famous for, like,
One five days.
But bro, I'm gonna lie to you,
but that Facebook famous hit, like,
it hit different though, you feel like, right?
It just feels better to me, you know?
Right, it happened.
Then people like, yeah, I've seen that video, man,
you and them all, they thought that was the funniest shit ever.
Damn.
And then, after that, you know, I made several other videos.
I mean, we could sit here and talk about them,
and you probably might remember some of these videos seen.
You wouldn't even know that, you wouldn't even know.
You'd be like, what?
It was you.
Here, Russell, like, for that, like,
wait, no, it's a full locker, right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, right?
So for that, like, full-acre video, right?
Did, like, you posted on Facebook and, like, and, like, and, like, IG?
Or just Facebook.
I just posted on my personal Facebook page.
That's, man, bro.
Here, right, here, right?
So, question for you, right?
It went so crazy.
I think that video had, like, I want to say that video,
probably had, like, a million views on, like, a couple of hours.
Like it was like...
Yo, who helped it though?
Like, just like your family and friends
Like we're like that supportive
And just like reposted because listen
No, what happened was
We all uh
We all linked up everybody was in the video
It was me
My homie Lamont hi
And this girl named Kayla
Kim in her last name
She was in the video
And we all like
Met up at the house
And we kind of went over
What was gonna do
Plan it out
And then we went to the mall
And then
This funny story is
they walked one way.
I went the other way.
They was like,
what's wrong with you, man?
I was like,
I'm getting a character,
man, leave me alone.
Yeah.
I started cussing in our thing.
They was like, boy, you're crazy.
And I was like,
no, I'm getting into character.
I'm going to fuck with y'all.
Yeah.
Oh, man, that's wild.
I was getting a character.
I was like, oh, I'm going to fuck with chariot.
He's like, man, you're already into character.
I'm like, yeah, I'm getting a character right now.
Get away from me.
So, like, we went in the mall and did it.
And then it just, like, I don't know,
we all shared it.
when we got home, we all shared it.
And then, like, after that, it just, it seemed like, I'm from Kansas City.
Yeah.
So my city was like, they never seen no shit like this before.
So they started sharing it and started supporting it.
Oh, man.
Hey, Russell, like, were you already, I guess I quote, I'm called Hood famous back home?
Yeah.
Yeah, a little bit because, like, just a little bit because, like, I was a barber.
Mm-hmm.
And, like, I used to rap, you know.
A barber who rap, bro, you probably had all the hosts, bro.
Yeah, I definitely did.
A monopoly on the host.
I definitely slept with a lot of people back home, babe, mammas.
Listen, if they're watching this, you know who you are.
That's a fact, bro.
Listen, because the barbers get the most pussy, bro.
Listen, like.
No, barbers get a lot of pussy, bro.
It's insane.
A lot, because you got the girls coming and get their son haircut.
You get them crispy.
Hey, man.
Yeah, and she's going to pay you.
She's going to pay you, too.
Of course.
Women are going to get good.
I'm telling you, man.
Women, they fucking their sons, barbers.
And they're paying them, too.
That's crazy, man.
Bro, listen, like.
And that's my biggest, like, bro, like, my biggest fear, right, is getting a wife and getting
a son, having a work, and then having her go ahead and take my son to and his barber,
bro.
Listen, you got to make sure your girl cool, though, you know what I'm saying?
Nah, bro, listen, bro, bro, fan.
I ain't a lot to you, bro.
It's that atmosphere, bro.
The girl is not safe in the barbershop.
I'm laying up right now.
Bro, it's that atmosphere.
I've worked in the barbershop for five years.
You've seen your girl to the barbershop.
Like, we're the camera right there.
Which one looking at it right now?
Hey, world, listen, I'm telling you right now, bro, your girl is not safe at the barbershop.
Stop letting your girl take your son to the barbershop because she's not safe at all.
Bro, is that atmosphere now?
I don't know if it's like the pheromones from the spray.
Bro, it's something about that, man.
But here, right?
But then after that, then when did you say, yo, hold up now, bro, like this is going for me just going viral.
So, yo, this is becoming a legit business, right?
Because I think it was boo game.
And, and, like, he did, like, really early on a live stream with, like, academics.
And during the live stream, and he told, Act, listen, I got about one million followers now.
I ain't make a $100K yet from this shit, right?
Right?
So, like, when did you turn the IG and the Facebook shit into, you know, this shit is, like, a legit business, and now it's profitable?
Man, for me, it was, in the beginning, it was nothing.
Yeah.
Like 25 million views got paid zero dollars.
Crazy.
We made nothing, not at all, nothing.
And that video wasn't even the first one.
We got, it was several videos done that we made no money.
We did video in 2018, we made no money.
No.
We did videos in 2019.
We made no money.
Yeah.
We didn't make no money until the end of the summer of 2019.
You know, other than people saying, you know, like, do a promo video.
or something like that
and you make it money like that
but wasn't making no money
we couldn't figure out how to monetize
Who's we though
Is it like
Hey my myself and I fool
Nah
Nah not right
Not right
Yeah right
Cause like when I see like your videos
You know like it's just you
So like do you have like an actual team
Like do you have like a you know
I have people that be with me
Ah
Like what goons
Or like just people who are
You can tell you that bro
Bro
I go a lot
And like he walked in like with the cameras
Flash you know pants
He's not really my cameraman.
And he's definitely a shooter.
He's not really my caro man.
He's definitely a shooter.
He definitely is.
Right?
Don't show his face because I don't want nobody know he looks like.
Yo.
And now I see why you weren't scared when you got pressed by Young Thug.
By Young Thug?
Bro, let's speak on that, right?
So first off, how did you get Young Thug at the Opera Tool moment?
Did you, like, see him in the mall before?
Or, or...
These Braves be looking for me, bro.
Really?
They be looking for me.
They see my videos.
They be looking for me.
When they want to get their views up, they Spotify views up,
they know where I be at.
They know where to come find me at.
I don't be looking for them.
People think I'll wake up in the morning and be like, you know,
I'm going to prank a celebrity today.
Like, no, motherfucker.
I just wake up and go do my normal routine, my normal day.
I like to go to the mall.
I like to look around that stuff, you know.
These rappers be following me.
Like soon I leave the house, the rappers, NBA players,
they'd be following me.
You know, Little Webby was following me.
one time. Little Webby.
You know.
Webby.
Yeah.
Nobody heard about nothing about Little Webby in a long time.
The Webby is like looking around like come on man.
Can you hug me?
Get me hot, get me.
Call me somebody wrong person name, man.
But like, you know what I'm saying?
Nah, yo, here, but let's go back to like the Youngstuck situation.
So you went to the mall.
Now, where did you spot him at first?
Like was he just...
I don't see it one time.
And your phone was already out?
He kept looking for me.
He's looking for me.
You said, when y'all felt to realize these, these letter are you looking for me.
Yeah.
They follow me.
I don't follow them.
They follow me.
Damn.
Here, right now, a question for you.
How fast.
See, you don't know how I record.
They didn't do you, though.
No, right?
Like, are you like, just like.
See, man, I'm going to show you how I record first off.
Sure.
Okay.
Yeah.
Now, first of all, since this company is stupid and they don't want to sponsor me.
Yeah.
I'm not going to mention them.
But people that look at this, they probably know what it is.
because I'm going to show you what it is.
But this company is stupid for not sponsoring me
because we didn't did over a billion views with their product.
This is cool, though.
We just take the money that we make, you know.
But what's that?
These are my, these are, this is how I record, bro.
I got spy glasses.
Really?
They got recorders in the glasses.
I got cameras in my glasses.
So nobody know what's going on.
I got cameras in my glasses.
Wow.
This is, I'm the first prankster, first person to do videos
to ever have cameras in their glasses.
and do videos in their glasses, P-O-V videos.
I made P-O-V videos popular.
Wait a pause.
Is that cap?
Or that's, like, that's for real?
This ain't cap, bro.
This ain't cap.
This is record.
You see the, you see the glasses in there?
Oh, yeah.
It's a car in there, bro.
Holy, yo!
This is a new age, shit.
Ain't nobody even doing this.
That's why I said the company who make these.
Yeah.
You're dumb.
Whoa.
You got a kid.
You got a kid recording around here with your product.
getting billions of views in your product
and you're not doing nothing about it.
Yo, hair, right?
Sorry, because it's my skin tone.
Yo.
In my hair, but.
How do the foot is safe, though?
Like, it go to my glasses.
I mean, it goes to my, it goes to my,
it goes to my phone.
Yo, that is genius.
Because if you, like, had a phone,
let's say, like, in, like, somebody's face.
Right.
They would know it's.
Right.
So when Ben Simmons, when he lied on camera,
Yeah, he's a liar.
Yo, he's a liar.
You know, he's a liar, bro.
No, you're a liar, bro.
First off, this man was in Sephora.
Really?
What kind of black man being in Sephora getting hair products and stuff in the first place?
Hey, man, there's a hoarse, right?
He got holes.
Man, he was in Sephora, bro.
That's some light-skinned, nigger shit right here.
Nah, that's crazy.
Yeah, for sure, for sure.
He's been in Sephora, bro.
That's why he can't shoot.
You're getting the wrong kind of shit for your hair, bro.
Really about get some real products for your shit.
Be up a Sephora.
Yeah, listen, man.
Bens Simmons.
Bro, who keep, bro.
Who keep, but that's why he lied, though.
He said, he said I had my phone and I was recording on my phone.
He said he's seen my phone black.
But I'm like, no, bro, I'm not recording my phone.
I record with my glasses.
I got to carry my glasses.
So when I see somebody, it happened.
Like, when I seen Thug, it was just like, I'm with him.
He's like, they go Thug, we look up.
We had just left the, we was in there and messing with this little female and stuff.
That we messed with this little, this little, this little, this little, this little stories.
in the mall. Going there and visit her, say it was up to her, whatever. And then, um, and then
so thug come out. He's like, they're going to thug. So I just look up, hit my glasses.
Bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam. They're on. Then I just seeing him. Oh, my God, this future.
I couldn't think of nothing else. Really? That was at the top of my head. I couldn't think of
nothing. This all this stuff is off top of my head. Every video you watch of me, it's off the top
of my head. I'm not scripting anything. I don't write anything down. Yeah. I don't know what
I'm gonna say to this person.
I mean, I got a kind of a system
where I'm trying to think of somebody
who they don't like
or somebody similar to them or something.
Like Young Thug, Future,
they bought from Atlanta, blah, blah, blah, the rappers.
So, you should have said,
YFA and Lucia.
That would a hit.
Yiff and Lucci.
You're trying to give me shot.
What you mean?
You're trying to get me shot and killed up in here, bro.
That would have hit, though.
Right?
What are you would have hit, though?
We probably have been boxing tomorrow.
Me and Young Thug.
You know, I would let him hit me, though,
he got more money to me.
I'd be like, man, yeah, go ahead and just lay me right.
Oh, definitely, soon it hit me right here, and I'm falling out.
The first celebrity that hit me, I'm falling out, bro.
I ain't, I ain't about to scrap with you.
Oh, man.
I'm falling out.
Definitely going to be suing.
I'm going to be falling out.
I'm a hollow like Charleston White.
Yo, what you should, you know, what's your thoughts on Charleston White, man?
What are on Charlton White, man?
Man, I don't know.
I don't want to talk about that dude, but he's, me.
Yo, listen, man.
I'll be terrified.
That's a wild old man, bro.
That's a wild ass.
That's a wild old man.
I'd be terrified, man.
Again, I, I, I, I, I, I, again, bro, like, I don't like went to, you know, like
some, you know, like, you know, like, you know.
That's a wild old man.
I don't want to be one of the people who justify what he's saying and be like,
well, it's some truth.
Yeah.
I'm gonna say, that's a wild old man, bro.
Bro.
I am scared to even, like, talk about that guy, right?
Because, again, bro, I didn't, like, stole some, like, candy bars from Walmart
at some point before, bro.
Right.
And he might get me, you feel'am, like, locked up, man.
But like, yo, here, right?
So, like, you actually, like, created.
Like, you guys started rapping first.
If you rap, then still the candy bars, then he'll get you locked up.
No, no spoken to, man.
But, listen, right?
So you actually, like, crafted this new way of doing this type of content, right?
So now, like, what's your thoughts on, I guess, the Dick Rodders and Dick Eat is who are now trying to copy your format?
Hey, man, shit.
I look at it, like, it's, like, paying homage.
You know, like, I don't, I see it on the internet all the time.
You know, I see it all the time.
I see people redoing the thing.
Like, the, it seemed like the, the, the pranks got really popular.
Super popular.
Once, like, you know, I always just say it, like, and people don't, they probably get mad.
I say it.
Once me and Funny Marco started doing pranks, it made it popular.
Yeah.
You know what I'm saying?
Not facts.
Like, it made it popular.
We both from the same city.
We're from the same area.
Oh, word, word from, like Ken City too?
Yeah.
Oh, sure.
We're from the same city, same area.
Oh, sure.
Okay.
So, we made this.
shit popular.
Very popular.
People started doing it.
Now it's like watered down.
Everybody out here doing it.
It's saturated.
You know, and then everybody's going to Walmart.
Everybody's going to be famous.
Everybody will be famous in Walmart.
Yeah, I can't be the Walmart employees, bro.
I'm good.
You're not going to be famous at Walmart.
Funny Marco already killed that shit.
Gerald Houston already killed that shit.
You're not going to be famous for doing pranks in Walmart.
I hate to say that.
You might get some views.
You might go borrow a few times, but you're not going to be famous for doing
pranks in Walmart.
Try Target.
Like, he said, try to-y-like.
No, no.
I'm certain.
Listen, bro, because I've seen a couple like,
Gerald, you know, like,
Gerald clones, right?
I'm like, damn, bro.
Like, I kind of wonder, like,
how do you even, like, react to that, bro?
Like, people who is copying the,
the entire format down to the even
same line to shit.
I ain't going to lie.
If you steal my shit, I'm going to your page,
I'm going to find something on your page.
I think I can steal it.
And I'm going to steal your shit back.
Straight like that, bro.
Straight like that, bro.
I ain't gonna lie.
It's an influencer stole one of my videos.
I knew the little video I'm in the store playing basketball with people like doing like that and hooping.
Like, who stole it?
He stole my shit.
I don't want to say his name because we cool now.
You know what I'm saying, man?
If you're cool saying, give some shout-out saying.
You know, we cool, no.
No, we cool.
But no, it was a dude.
I don't even know his name, Cush Poppy, whatever.
He had stolen shit from me.
Cush popin' up.
And I was mad.
I was like, man, why are you?
Like, I felt like he stole this video and he was like, man, you ain't the first person ever
do this.
I'm like, bro, but I ain't seen nobody else do this, bro.
I've been doing this.
He got millions of views.
You know what I'm saying?
So, like, he, like, he did that.
But when he did it, like, it made me, like, it made me kind of like,
it made me so mad that I created something else.
Mm-hmm.
You know what I'm saying?
Absolutely.
I created something else.
And then he couldn't take that from me because I had created something else about
for being mad, you know?
So, like, that shit happens all the time, bro.
Like, people do steal your videos.
I'm going straight to your page.
Mm-hmm.
and I'm about to find something on your page
that look like I can do
and I'm gonna do it better than you.
Not fact, yo.
Don't be stealing my shit off my page, bro.
Don't do it.
People stop stealing.
But, bro, speaking of Walmart,
you made me realize
how, bro, I know that Walmart
had the baddies like that, yo.
They do.
I ain't know, bro.
I'm talking about, bro.
I'm seeing dimes with BBLs,
thick ass.
They do.
All type of shit in Walmart now.
Bro, girls got to go to Walmart and shop too.
With the ugly girls
go to Walmart and shop only?
Yo, I ain't know that Walmart had it like that, bro, until your videos, bro.
I'm seeing Dom.
They be there, bro.
Uh-huh.
They be in Y be everywhere.
Yo, right?
Especially when you go to like Atlanta, Houston, Dallas, L.A.
L.A. ain't got that many Walmarts, but, you know.
One Walmart.
Well, no, it's like no Walmarts now.
It's like none, but they're all like scattered in like Inglewood.
Yeah.
You know, Long Beach and shit.
Which I'm not going to.
I will.
I did pranks in Compton.
Really?
Compton, Walmart.
That was so much fun.
You break, wait, wait, Paul, did you, like, have to, like, tap in, like, before going to, to,
to, uh, Compton Walmart?
Yeah, well, no, we don't tap in.
We don't tap in with nobody.
We're not asking permission from nobody to do nothing.
Mm-hmm.
You know what I'm saying?
We can, like, we can kind of, like, trick them into doing some stuff, but we're not
going, like, ask them to do anything.
Yeah.
You know, so we were to Compton Walmart.
We just didn't come to Walmart until the, to the, to they kick us out.
Yo, speak on that, though.
So, like, how do, like, the kicking out process work?
Like, are they, like, are they, like, banning y'all for a life?
Like, Ola, how did that process work when to kick your auto walk?
I mean, I'm only banned from a couple places, like, like, they can tell you leave, don't come back here, but if there ain't no paperwork involved, I can come back.
Yeah.
You know, so until the paperwork come around, I can keep coming back.
You know what I mean?
So, you know, I'm only banned, really from, like, Houston Galleria.
Houston Galleria?
Yeah.
What did you do there?
Like, that was so, like, so horrible.
It wasn't anything prank related, like, it wasn't anything else.
No?
Like, I got into the Starbucks worker, man, like.
You?
Yeah.
You're the calmest, funniest person.
I can't.
That's what I said.
But what did it?
Like, what happened, bro?
Man, if you pissed me off.
Yeah.
Then that's the whole thing about it.
And like, so what happened was we was at, we was getting some water from Starbucks to some free water.
And I sat down on the, like, free water?
Yeah, I was getting some free water.
And I guess it was like a seat or something, but it wasn't a seat.
I sat down on it.
And dude was like, hell of rude.
He was like, you can't sit there, man.
I was like, bro, I'm getting it.
I'm getting it.
I was like, man, get up now, man.
Like, he was like,
he was like, on that type of time, bro.
He was like rude, dog.
And I was just like, bro, so I just kind of went off on him.
And then he called the security on me.
And then they told him to leave.
Bro.
But I'll be real with y'all, man.
For me, right?
Like, that does sound like some niggishy, you feel
me, you get the free water.
And now you're going to patronize them
and sit down in their seat for pay customers.
No, I was sitting in the seat.
It was like in the Houston Galeria.
It was like in the Houston Galleria.
It was like a edge right there.
It was like an edge right there.
I'm sitting on the edge.
He's saying don't sit on the edge.
And he's like, I'm trying to get out.
I'm trying to get up, but he won't even let me get up, bro.
He keeps saying it over.
Like somebody telling you like, get up, get up, get up, get up, get up, get up, yeah, yeah, yeah.
My fuck, I'm gonna get up.
Like, tell me that one more time, bro.
He's like, get up, get up, get up, get up.
Yeah.
And then I just went, I just, I just, like.
It's what it is, bro, took a job too seriously.
And then like me, like, I could take a lot of shit, but then like, that point in time,
he was like, irking me getting on my nerves.
You know what I'm saying?
I did a pranks in the mall that day.
They get kicked out, but I get kicked out for his.
You know what I mean?
Yeah, wild.
Here, right, so now, like, the most amazing thing that I see from, like, in your content
is, especially those, like, Walmart female content is, bro.
Where'd you get your, like, ability to, like, talk to women?
Because, bro, like, those, like, pickup lines, how fucking smooth it is, the fucking transitions,
bro.
Where the fuck did Gerald, like, learn that from, bro?
Bro, that shit comes since I was a kid.
Hobbs just put you on?
With my daddy, he was like a ladies man for what he said.
Yeah, before he said.
What he told me, you know what I mean?
It's unverified.
I think it was true because my mom had to leave that, nigga.
I don't know.
I think it was true, you know.
But, like, I don't know.
I remember when I was a kid, it was a dude named Tony.
Yeah.
And he'd be like, hey, man, I'll give y'all $5.
You'll get her number.
And he'd be like, tuck it to all my homeboys.
and you pull out five bucks
and they're all looking
I'd be like man I want the money
snatched the money up
and go over and get the girl's number
you know
I had a cousin
growing up who used to go out
and get girls numbers
and come home
when these barbecues in Detroit
he had come on with a shoe full of numbers
so it was just like
I don't know
just like kind of inspiration man
just like looking at my cousin
get all those numbers
and then like getting paid
five dollars to get girls numbers
and I was a kid
and I was just like man
it was easy like going to the mall
like the shit
I do now, they did shit when I was 13 years old, bro.
Go to the mall and get girls' numbers.
Come home, I got five Ashley's, bro.
I got five girls' name Ashley.
Damn.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, I'm talking about, like, me and my cousin had competitions.
Like, who can get the most girls' numbers?
I always win.
That's crazy.
Here, right.
So I was a kid, bro.
Do you think that, like, you were just swathous, move with it,
or a host fucking with the dreads and beard?
I didn't have dreds and beer when I was a kid.
Ah.
So, like, I think it's because the niggins just cool,
like a cool ass person, then just kind of like a little funny a little bit.
So like they mix that two together, then you know that bad combination for women.
Yo, right, look though.
So I don't seen you like grab some baddies, like some baddies numbers.
Now, how many like of those females like who like and who say, yeah, here, here, right?
How many of those females
numbers you take do you ask
Do you like hit up?
Oh shit.
I hit, man, when in the beginning
I already didn't have none of them up.
None of them up.
And then like, oh, no, man, like
when I first started doing it, like, in the beginning,
like I first was doing it back home.
I was in Ken, sick, I were hitting them up.
But then I started traveling and stuff like that
and meeting different girls and so like that.
Then I started hitting them up, man.
But like, I ain't got a certain percentage
of which ones I hit up.
But, like, I don't know.
man, kind of like hit or miss, the ones that kind of just, like, seem like they, like,
like they ain't playing the games, like they're cool.
Yeah.
You know, like, fishing with women, it's crazy, bro.
Like, you got the girls, the fake busy girls.
Oh, fake busy.
You got the fake busy, always doing something.
Uh-huh.
You got girls, got kids, can't never leave.
You know, you got all, you got all them kind of girls, bro.
Bro, definitely, man.
They're hair miss.
Yeah, right.
So you actually, like, moved out here now full time?
Yeah, I live in L.A.
Really?
Yeah, I live out of here.
So, like, how was that, though?
Like, so, like, why, like, why did you, like, choose to come to L.A.
And, you know.
Because I like the weather, and I like to smoke weed.
I don't want to get me.
The weather and smoke weed.
The weather, the weed, the comedy clubs.
I like comedy clubs out here.
They're dope.
Oh, wait.
So you're still doing that now.
I'm still doing stand-up now.
Like, full-time.
Well, the crazy thing about it is now is, like, I started out doing stand-up,
and then, like, you're doing the pranks, and then you go doing stand-up.
People are like, oh, how you're going to do stand-stand-up?
up because you do pranks.
Like, I already did stand up.
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah.
Of course.
People are looking at it like, oh, yeah, he do stand up.
But like, yeah, I still do shows at the Laugh Factory,
the improv,
ha, comedy club around here and everything.
Yeah, right.
Look, right.
So give me some advice.
So I've been like,
so I've been writing jokes and stuff like that,
for me right?
Right.
Trying to get into comedy.
Now, I'm trying to like take the Paul Mooney Rowland,
Cal Williams, like weird moro.
It's like storyteller, right?
Right.
So what's your advice for somebody who's trying to do like stand-up comedy?
Like, what's the, like, what's the one aspect I should master?
Timing.
Your timing, timing.
Timing is everything.
Yeah.
You know, timing and wordplay and time.
Wordplay and timing.
It's really all about just getting up there, though, you know?
Because, like, you're going to get there.
You're going to fail.
You're going to bomb.
You're going to not do good.
Bombing is funny as fuck, though, like, right?
Yeah, it's funny.
Bro, watching the community.
You're not bombing, though.
I watch famous comedians bomb, bro.
Uh-huh.
It'd be like, watching somebody bomb, it's kind of funny
because, like, in its own way.
It's uncomfortable and awkward.
And seeing them trying to recover,
it's the most satisfying thing ever, you feel me, right?
Bro, like, like, who was it, man?
I think it was, like, I forgot who it was, right?
Right, but, like, I heard something, like, crazy, though,
that like everybody bombs.
I think it was like Andrew Schultz
and who said like,
and he went to like a,
um,
like this,
like random like comedy show.
And they told them probably like,
probably like an hour and into the show,
oh, oh, oh, uh,
like,
like, um,
Dave is coming in,
Dave Chappelle.
And it's like,
what?
He's coming in.
And he said,
yo,
like,
and like he,
like, he,
like, went on and he bombed.
Like,
the jokes really wasn't like feeling the same.
You feel right?
Because apparently like comedians will like go to like random like comedy shows
to kind of like try to like perfect a set before they go on tour.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you got perfect a set.
But if they should Pella's bombing, bro, like we got no hope for-
Everybody can bomb.
Damn, anybody can bomb.
I bombed before.
You bombed before.
Hell yeah.
Damn.
I bombed.
When I first I do a comedy, I bombed and my friends, everybody came out.
It's like, man, they're like, oh, that's the worst.
My nickname Wooji, so everybody knows me is Wooji.
Yeah.
Everybody like, man, Woojee, what you're about to go on stage, man?
Like, he's about going to stage.
Like, so everybody, like, pop up to see me.
And I bond in front of all my friends, everybody.
That's the worst.
And here's why that's the worst.
Your friends and family sees you with talent and it's see you, yo.
Woojee about to get us out the hood with this shit.
Yeah, he goes there and bomb.
He fell out of the hood, man.
My brother, baby mama was there and shit.
I told you he wasn't shit.
Oh, man.
She right told him my baby mama, yeah.
Oh, he's a shit.
I'm like, he ain't gonna make it.
No, it's for real.
It was comedians back home when I bombed that time.
Yeah.
They thought I was done.
And they was like, you know,
the funny thing,
the funny thing about it is I went,
after I bombed,
I bombed bad,
I cut my hair,
and I was like,
it's when I first was growing my dreads,
so I cut my hair,
I didn't want to buy it recognizing
with people like,
oh, yeah, you cut your hair.
And they still knew who I was.
So I had cut my hair off,
it bombed,
and I went to this comedy club.
No, I went to a bar
that used to do comedy back in Kansas City
and I did my own monthly show
for an entire year, one time a month.
And I had people come out
and I practiced all my jokes.
And then I went back to that same club
where I bombed at
and the comedians that made fun of me
I watched them bomb this time
and I killed.
Oh, wow.
Yo, here, right?
So like speaking of a bombing the killing, right?
And who's your, give me three names?
Like, who's your top three other than Gerald?
Funniest Instagram,
creator who does comedy too.
Like, because I think
I've seen Desi Bank. Yeah.
So, okay, so yeah, Desi
would be
one. As the funniest.
As the funniest? Yeah.
Like, top three funniest.
Oh, I'm not put them in order.
No, no, no, no. I'm going to put them in order.
I would say Desi's one of them.
Uh-huh.
Desi Banks is one of the people
does that.
Three that I just
are really funny.
Yeah, three.
Here,
Rice Sula.
So here's,
so here's my three.
And let me know, right?
So.
Some of them that I do,
that I think are funny,
they don't always do videos, though,
like.
Who?
Like, Tony Baker,
like, I think he's funny.
I don't think I heard about Tony Baker.
Nah.
That Tony Baker funny,
but he was on the video.
He do more of the stand-up.
Well, hold up.
So, like,
is he kind of like the fat black guy?
No, he's a bald-haired dude.
Like, he's a bald-haired dude.
Like, he's like,
black-skinned it.
Yo, I heard, listen, I heard a crazy story and tell me if you heard this too, right?
So there was a, I think he's from North Carolina, right?
And he's like a stand-up guy and does the Instagram stuff too.
He's big.
To my Ryan Davis.
Yes, right?
He's big.
He'll be one of them too.
I'll put Ryan Davis up there.
But bro, did you hear about, about like the Ryan Davis, like, leaving L.A. story?
I heard about Ryan Davis leaving L.A.
Come on, bro.
I heard a couple of different things.
I can't speak on it because I don't really know the whole, I don't know the whole story.
But I heard, I heard people random out of L.A.
I heard he went on L.A. on his own.
I heard, right?
I heard a couple things.
Right, right.
Look, though.
So I'm like, tell, like, you know, what I heard Ryan did.
Again, Ryan did this what I heard, right?
And then tell me, like, how, like, you move in L.A., right?
So what I heard was Ryan and some other dude who was, like, the grandson or nephew,
of this like really like
official gang member
that that
like they were on like
the same comedy set
I think backstage
Ryan was like
on the couch I guess
like tired as fuck
and sleeping and snoring
and then dude came in
and just started like
roasting and Jones
right you know just doing the most
so then Ryan like
I guess like got up
and was pissed off and shit
and it started like cussing him out
and dude said bro listen
it's all good my guy
you feel me
bro chill you feel me
so they're on a
another occasion
a dude
seen Ryan
and thought it was all good
and reached his hand
out to kind of like
squashed the beef they had earlier
and Ryan like threw up like the middle finger
said fuck you to him and then after that
like dude said every comedy show
I see you at I'm going to whip your ass
and it's on
so so so then he spotted
I think Ryan at another place
and got up on Ryan's ass
and then since then Ryan's later
he didn't go with bro
I ain't dealing with this nigger shit
you feel me like
I'm made and like
I'm gone
now being somebody who's famous
in LA
how do you move to avoid
the nonsense
not be so sensitive
I guess
because if that's what really happens
that looks like something you're being sensitive
about because we're comedians
I should be there
if you're a comedian I should be at
roast you 24-7
any time of the day
yeah
you know what I'm saying?
Like you should be ready at all times.
So if that was me sitting there asleep
and you roast me, when I get up out my sleep
and I look at you, I'm roasting.
You're gonna up out of my sleep.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
Like, that comes from me being roasted
by my daddy my whole life.
Yeah, like my entire life.
My daddy don't never call, bro.
I thought my name was Big Lip Nigger
till I was 13 years old.
Shit.
You know, I didn't know what my name was.
Big Lip Nigger.
Big Lip Nigger.
That's why I used to call me, bro.
So like, I've been roasting my daddy
my whole life.
So like, me growing up with,
thick skin, you know, born in Detroit,
Raising Kansas City, you gotta be, like, thick skin.
So, like, all that sensitive stuff.
I'm not trying to, like, call him sensitive,
but he acted sensitive at that point.
Like, if that's what really happened,
you were acting sensitive,
because, like, somebody just roasting you,
and they said, I'm, hey, man, I'm bad, I'm sorry, bro,
you know, with you, would, whatever.
Yeah.
But, like, I don't know, Ryan, you know,
I reached out to him, sort of, like,
network with him and stuff,
but he never, like, responded back to me,
so I don't really don't know him like that.
Yeah, you know.
Man, bro.
Sounds like a bad deal, though.
Bro, man.
Ryan, come back to LA, man.
But, right?
Come back to LA, bro.
Man, but come back, man.
Yeah.
Learn how to take a joke.
No, listen to the, not even
about her response.
He picked the wrong ones to deal with him.
He definitely got her to take a joke, bro.
You don't have got no neck, bro.
You don't get a little neck.
You don't know like this.
I'm a mistake.
Like, bro.
Like, bro.
No, no, man.
But that shit, bro, like, it's insane, man, right?
But here, the rest of question, though, right?
So, coming from Arkansas City,
now to LA
hair right so look
so like when I first got here
I got invited to
a quote unquote sex party
right
but I'm like a lower
sex party
yeah crazy shit right
is our friend Kazumi
right
but I'm of like a lower tear right
so like the girls are ugly
no no no no no no I never went
you feel me right
but my like stature
is at the floor you are
I actually lit as fuck.
So I know, bro, you've been invited
or have, like, frequented
or visited those, like,
weird Illuminati
influencers party, huh?
I ain't never been to no weird parties, bro.
No?
I don't be no weird parties,
but I don't do any weird parties, bro.
Yo.
I've been to a couple parties,
but they weren't weird,
but maybe, like,
maybe my kind of weird is different.
Maybe what I see don't make me not be weird.
Mm-hmm.
You know.
Hey, right, what was your comment to like LA
like hair rush?
Like, what's the biggest adjustment then of,
I guess moving from like the Midwest or?
Man, the fucking traffic.
Yo, it's insane here.
Everywhere you go and wherever Ken City,
take 10, 15 minutes to get there.
I'll be there in 10, 15 minutes.
45 minutes to an hour here, man.
That's what you got to get used to the traffic.
I hate this.
45 minutes an hour, bro.
I hate this shit, bro.
Like, I really hate it because you really can't,
you can get more done.
I can get more done.
back home. I can't hear.
It's insane, bro.
You know what I'm saying? If you got to go to a DMV in LA, that's all you're doing that
day. If you got to get a haircut, that's all you're doing that day. You ain't doing nothing
else. Speak on that DMV. Listen, now, now, I went there once so far.
Bro, I stood in line outside. Like, there was a line, wrapped, wrapped around the corner.
I had to stand outside. Way to get in. Like, probably, probably, like, like, probably, like,
like 30 minutes, right?
Wait.
Once we get in,
there's still
another line inside the store
and then once you get your ticket,
it's like a long-ass shit,
right?
Plus, bro,
it's been like 30,
like, well,
like 38 days
and I still ain't get what,
like,
I went there for, right?
Like, they said,
like, they sent it like,
bro,
LADV is fucking trash,
bro.
Bro.
Bro.
Why do people move it,
do you think?
People are going to,
They got dreams, hope.
They want to be actors.
They want to be models.
There's so many girls here that want to be models.
They want to be actresses.
They're working two or three jobs.
That's crazy.
Why do you come out here to L.A. to work two or three jobs?
They struggle.
Yeah, right.
And struggle.
And be a struggling actress.
You know?
But that's cool, though.
A person like me, I saw you a dream and I get some pussy out there.
You feel?
You feel?
You, like.
Has L.A. have your career, though?
You said what?
Has, like, has L.A.
career. Yeah, LA had my career. Really? How so? I just say like, basically like me prank
at a lot of celebrities being around the mix, just being in places that they would be at.
Yeah. You know, me being around going to comedy clubs and being around comedians that I've
seen on TV, touring, and kind of like measuring like what I do, like, I go on stage and be like,
damn, well, I mean, shit, I ain't too far from him or he ain't too far from me. And this
motherfucker been doing this
20 years.
Like, you know, I'm looking at that.
That helped me out.
That held my confidence.
Yeah.
I go on stage and I kill.
And there was people on stage
where people were known
for 20 years
that were doing comedy
and they're laughing at them, you know?
So, you know, I learned a lot about LA.
What's like your end goal, though?
My end goal?
I want to do my own movies.
Okay.
I want to do a Netflix special
for my stand-up.
I want to call it raised by Detroiters.
Raised by Detroiters?
Detroiters.
Okay.
You know, my parents are Detroiters.
I was born in Detroit.
I left when I was like eight, you know, so I was raised by them.
So I want to do a Netflix, and I also want to do, like, my own movies.
Like, I write, I write a lot.
I'm a writer.
You, you, like, are right movies as well?
Yeah.
Damn, right.
Like I said back, and I got my final draft, and I was right, you know?
Just dib one dabble and just write, you know?
Oh, shit.
Hey, Rush, do you, like, take those, like, scripts, scripts and, like, pitch it to, like,
these, like, production companies?
I didn't pitch to nobody, like, I kind of, like, want to do my own thing, bro.
Like, I kind of want to, like, get, like, I kind of want to just, like, produce my own movies.
Wow.
Like, because, man, I don't want nobody, like, controlling my stuff.
I want to do how I want to do it.
You know, that I want to, like, make, I want to, like, because right now, it's the lane's open.
It's 22, bro.
Everything's on the internet.
Nobody even watching TV no more.
Like, who watching TV?
People watching no jumper.
They're watching this.
And I'm watching TV no more.
That's why they say, oh, like, being famous ain't what it used to be.
Absolutely not.
In the early 2000s, when we were kids, it ain't been famous.
That ain't it no more.
At all.
Because people watch me more than they watch Denzel Washington.
Yeah.
That's one of the best actors of the best actors of all time, Denzel Washington.
You watch me more than you watch him because you only watch him when you make a movie.
You only watch that movie for 90 minutes and then you're done.
No, listen.
Like, like, that's factual, right?
But do you feel, though, like, here, right, here, right, look, right?
So like, you know, so it's a catch 22 though, right?
Like, for example, like guys, you know, like, guys like Denzel and Leonardo, right?
You know, you know.
They're filthy rich too, though.
Yeah, right.
Right.
Right.
You know, but, but like they have to, you know, apply for jobs, audition, right?
But for us, it's like we have our, let's say, like income source online, but we can get deleted.
Yeah.
We move deep platform within a heartbeat.
and now our entire like...
Yeah, I've had to happen.
Like, you feel what I'm right?
You had it happen where?
On Instagram or YouTube?
I've had it happen though.
I don't even get paid for Instagram.
I don't get paid on Instagram.
I'm paying me nothing.
Damn.
They give me like some little scraps.
Yeah.
A little money.
They pay a bill or something.
No.
I don't make the money on Instagram unless it's off a promo.
Yeah.
You know, so if you look at it to make money on the internet, it ain't on Instagram.
Nah.
Damn Instagram.
No.
It's Facebook and YouTube, right?
Facebook, YouTube, TikTok, you a little bit, but Facebook and YouTube, where you make your money at?
Hey, right, hey, right.
You got a band, though, you said?
Or, like, demonitized before.
Oh, YouTube.
Like, I got demonitized on Facebook before.
Really?
Facebook demonitizing, too?
Yeah, like, they do that on, yeah.
If you're getting trouble on there, I ain't know that.
Because Facebook don't really understand our culture all the way yet.
Yeah.
They don't understand how we, like, how we talk.
Absolutely.
So they just flag you for certain stuff.
ever been flagged for a video, it's always for a comment that I said.
Yeah.
You know, so I've been flagged and demonetized and it affected me.
Is you a commenter man?
You'd be like, you know, comment sections like, fuck.
No, I'm a-talking shit in the comments, no, I'm a shit talking motherfucking.
Oh, really?
Yeah, I'll be talking shit.
Like, to, like, your family and friends?
No, you're like, no, no, not just no friends.
No, no, not just no fans.
Like, I don't be trolling like that.
Like, usually like, like, uh,
Like stupid stuff, bro.
Like, my homie, we're talking about basketball.
I told my homeboy one time, I will beat you with one arm in basketball.
Yeah.
Facebook took it as me saying I'm going to literally take one arm and beat his ass with it.
Interesting.
Bro, I hate the algorithm for that, though, man.
And, like, I shared a meme one day.
Like, it was a meme with, like, Megan and a Stallion and, you know, Shea Marco.
Yeah.
Like, they was in the meme, and it was, like, a stallion versus a Charlie horse.
And then I posted it and they took it down on my page, but it was up on like 10 other pages.
I'm like, yo, what's up?
Bro, it's insane, man.
So what's your thoughts on, I guess, like, deep platformers?
Like, you know, like, for example, guys like Sneco just got hit, Andrew Tate, et cetera, et cetera.
But do you feel like they should just allow free speech no matter what?
Or is there like a certain line where if you cross it usually be taken out?
This is not America.
Is it not the amendment?
One of the men is the freedom of speech.
So it's about freedom of speech.
I should be to say whatever that fuck I want to say on the internet.
You know what I'm saying?
Like I shouldn't have to be trying to think too hard without giving flag.
Yeah.
It says right here, what's on your mind?
I'm going to tell you what's on my mind.
Exactly.
You know, it's freedom of speech.
So I should be able to do what I want to do.
Bro, your fam, like, listen, I definitely agree with that shit, right?
And when I see that, man, I'm like, damn, bro, like, as a content creator, bro, like,
how do you even, like, make content with a piece of mind?
Because I'll, listen, if I'm making...
It ain't about the content.
My content don't get flagged.
Yeah.
You know, my content's fine.
Oh, got you.
It's just you just being...
Yeah, if I say something.
A freaking menace.
Yeah, like, my content, if I'm like, so I never thinking, like,
this is going to get flagged.
You know, I know, I know what can get flagged.
I'm not going to do it.
You know, I don't do sexual content.
Smart.
Things like that.
You know, we learned to bleak cuss words out on certain platforms.
Yeah.
You know, so, like, I don't know, man.
Like, I don't know, man.
Like, I don't know.
really don't get flagged. I think I had like I learned this in the beginning. Like we did a couple
videos like I don't know if you ever seen this video but there's a video I did at a dollar
tree. Yeah. Where this kid kept on coming up there stealing in a dollar tree and I was a worker.
Yeah. And he stole some batteries and I caught him with the batteries and I put him out of his pocket
and I whipped them in the store. Yeah. I don't have you ever seen that video. No, I see it.
But I did that video and it went viral and like it got taken down because, you know, you're hitting
Kids, yeah.
Even though he was a grown-ass kid.
He was like 16, 17.
Yeah, grown.
Like, it's still hitting.
And then I did a couple of videos in my earlier days
where I felt like a girl was macing me
and that shit get flagged.
That's crazy.
I knew that.
I knew all the flip.
Can't whop nobody.
Can't mace nobody.
Yeah.
It's no violence, you know what?
Right.
So I knew that all the flip in the beginning.
Since then, like my content don't get flag.
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah.
That really bothered me as a content creator,
like thinking about something
that don't get flag.
Of course.
It'd be more about it.
If I comment on something, if I say this, like just yesterday, I posted my homeboy,
and he was like, he looked like 50 cents on Marquis.
Yeah.
So I put him side by side.
I was like, you were like, 50 cents son without the C700.
Yeah.
So in the back of my mind, I'm like, man, it's just a joke, but his Facebook going to think this is like, you know what I'm saying?
Paranoid now.
Like, yeah, that kind of stuff, you'd be paranoid, but like, it ain't nothing, but still they just.
Yeah.
What makes you different?
Like, for example.
Right. So, like, when I tell in all my friends this, right, as content creators, I just think, like, we're just wired differently, right?
Like, like, for example, like, my whole hustle was, I just, like, I'll grind the motherfuckers, meaning, like, I was dropping five videos a day until Adam recognizing, right?
Right.
So, like, but, like, that takes a certain, like, a certain screw being loose of dropping five videos a day, seeing, like, each video doing, like, 10 views.
10 views and then 100 views, then a thousand, right?
Right?
Like, right?
Like, so like, it just, you know, like, we as like content creators
or just, like, why different, right?
So like, what do you feel like make you, I guess, special,
you know, to where, like, you were able to, I guess, you know,
like be successful?
Oh, shit, man, I just be myself, bro.
Just being me.
Yeah, just funny.
You know, and just trying to stay original as I possibly can.
Mm-hmm.
You know, I know that that's not as easy as a task because, like, the Bible would say there's no new theme under the sun.
Everything's been done before.
But I just say the originals I possibly can, man, just be true to myself.
Yeah.
And then, like, when you got good energy, like, the world will see that, you know?
Mm-hmm.
And so it is spread upon.
Yo, who's your closest, like, closest industry, friend?
Probably funny, Marco.
Oh, really?
Well, here.
No, Rutgers.
Because you guys actually like have like like have like half kind of like the same like roots, right?
Mm-hmm.
Yo, boy, yo, is something about Kilda City then, right?
Because you guys both have that like that weird like awkward alternative like personality, right?
Yeah, they fucking, he's bored at there.
It's boring at there.
I'm telling you all, bro, it's something about the, listen, because for you Michael.
Bortem strikes creativity or whatever they say.
Yo, his interviews are like crazy.
Genius.
Right?
I don't know how he came up with that, right?
Because he actually, like, started doing interviews,
and it's, like, it's awkward, it's a prank.
Like, yo, but the more I think about it, though,
like, y'all have the same personality deal, though, right?
Maybe a little bit could be, like, bros.
We're, like, real cool.
It's insane, man.
Hair, Russell, other than him, though, right?
You kind of think of, like,
because some of the things he'd be doing,
I'd be like, oh, boy, I was just thinking about that.
Ooh, hey, right, but then once he does it, though,
like, you do it, or, or, like, do you do it?
Or like do you have to just like scratch that?
I don't like I wouldn't touch nothing that was like like it was something that that that was done like repetitive
something that was done before.
Yeah.
That's different but like something like that's brand new to him.
Yeah.
You know what I'm saying?
Nah, I can't touch that.
Like he's like he's the blind man swinging in the air.
I'm never gonna go be a blind man and swinging in the air.
You know what I'm saying?
But I might do a Bluetooth prank because there's a lot of Bluetooth pranks on the internet.
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah, sure.
You know, shit like that or whatever but like.
Has a prank ever gotten too intense?
Man, Black China hit me in my motherfucking mouth, bro.
Really?
What?
Like, off camera or on camera?
Bro, on camera.
Damn, damn.
On camera, but it's dark.
So, like, we posted it and took it down.
You know what I was like?
It was so dark.
Yeah.
But, like, she hit my mouth.
That was why?
Bro, this shit was crazy, bro.
I seen Black China right at the club.
And I walk out two, I'm like, oh, my God, it's Ari Fletcher.
I called her Ari Fletcher because, you know, they both got fake lips and fake booty
and fake body parts and stuff like that.
Yeah.
So, like, I matched them up like that.
So I called her Ari Fletcher.
Bro, she immediately squared up and just hit me in the mouth.
You know, she's violent.
She hit me in the mouth.
I'm like, yeah, what's your mouth for?
And then she was like, don't play with me.
Don't play with me, don't play with me, pussy boy.
I'm like, don't call me that.
I'm like, don't call me that.
She grabbed my beer, and she was like, you like this little freaky stuff.
She was like, play with me again.
I'm gonna knock your ass out.
And then I'm like, now I was telling you.
I'm like, yo, girl, I'm just fucking with you.
Like, damn, let me take you out.
Oh, let me take you out.
Oh, man.
Oh, let me take you out.
Hey, she was like, she was like,
Cunner Berries or getting the trunk.
Wow.
Yo, listen, like, listen, she's her mother's daughter.
She gave me an option.
Come to Barry's pizza with her or getting a trunk.
At that time, I didn't know where Barry's was.
I thought Barry's like somebody house.
You know what I didn't know
berries is a pizza place in L.A.
Where they go get pizza.
You said no?
Man, shit.
I can't say what I said, bro.
Bro, I'll be real.
I don't think you miss anything, though,
because I've seen her...
She's crazy, bro.
Bro, I've seen her sex tape, though.
Did you watch it?
I seen the sex tape,
the one when she did with
with that YBM, Mere,
do whatever it was?
Nah, hell no.
No, you're talking about the old sex tape?
Wait, hold on.
She got two sex tape with YB&Mere?
Man, I don't know.
What, do you?
No, no, no.
Don't get me lying on this show, bro.
No, sorry.
Almighty J.
Yeah, Almighty J.
Yeah, that dude.
Right, right.
Almighty J.
That's the tape you're talking about?
I never seen that tape.
I've seen the tape.
Where?
Or Holly fans?
I've seen the tape, bro.
I've seen that tape.
You ain't ever seen that?
No.
I've seen the first one,
like where she was like sucking,
dick and rotting,
you feel I mean?
But, you know,
but, but, like,
that shit was trash as fuck.
Man, I think that the tape I seen,
it looked like it wasn't hurt.
It looked like it was a dude.
Like, he was scared to beat that mug down.
Really?
That's from the tape I've seen
Yeah
No no no no
Here right
So the old one
I'll be real
Like her
Like dick sucking skills
It's trash
Like which
I'm like
Bro
This is like
Like you don't suck
A thousand dicks
Like you can
You feel me
But you
But she got a new one
Bro
I can't wait for
The interview to be done
She got a new one
Yeah
But yeah
But
Yeah right
Right you said
I ain't seen that one
I'm talking about
O tape bro
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
The Almighty J, ain't that tape?
That, like, O tape was trash as fuck, right?
It's like it's in a hotel room, right?
Yeah, that shit.
Yeah, that was trash.
I think that was the guy not, he was acting like he was scared,
like he ain't going to beat it up, you know what I'm saying?
Ah, if it was you, like, you are beating up the goonies.
Man, diabolically.
If I'm on camera, I'm showing the fuck out.
Nah, as a fact.
I'm showing the fuck out.
You don't think I'm a monster.
as a fact though
you know they got my mind like he's a monster
no as a fact
bro listen
I've seen one
influencer shit where
I became terrified
it was the fat boy sex tape
bro my nigga bro
he was trying to kill
he was trying to kill the guns
bro I'm telling you can't
my nigga was walling
you put me on camera down
I'm like that was brutal
brood real like that was brutal
you know he was yo
Yo, you
You, uh,
like seeing,
like seeing,
like,
like,
I didn't see a fadboy one,
right?
I ain't seen,
no.
I don't really watch sex takes,
bro,
like,
unless they, like,
come across my,
like,
they just come across my,
my,
my feed or something,
you know what I'm saying?
Like,
yeah,
I don't really don't watch sex takes,
bro, I watch one type of porn,
I watch squatter porn,
I like squatters.
Squirtor porn?
Why?
I like squatters, bro.
I like to watch girls
squirt.
I watch squirt.
Isn't that piss?
Man, I don't care.
I tasted it.
It don't taste like pig.
You tasted squirt before.
Yeah, yeah, I tasted squirt.
It don't taste like pick out a little tinge, little piss in it.
It might have a little bit of piss in it, but I ain't.
You were freaking niggins.
I drink that shit, bro.
You would drink.
Here, right?
Here, right.
So then is there like a big difference between squirt and then a golden shower?
Would you be down for, let's say, a female like golden shower you?
Man, I'll tell you right now.
I don't care what a girl do to me, dog.
Nah?
Golden shower, squirt.
Where are you want to do?
Do that nasty shit
This man's a sexual deviant
A sexual god
I don't care what they do it bro
As long as there ain't no penetration going
We ain't doing no pegging
Man
Peking going on
We ain't doing nothing of that
But I don't care about
A little golden shower
Man ain't wrong with that
We can play swore
Me and her
I can come out there
Bring my sword out
A piss on the piss on earth
How about poop play?
No, I ain't doing that
No that's a poop
That's nasty bro
You now draw the line of poop
That's nasty bro
I remember when I was a kid
I listen to Biggie, Biggie.
You know, B-I-G, the Torres B-I-G?
Yeah.
He got an album.
He talked about he's sitted on the girl in this album.
Can you imagine Biggie, fat-ass, shitting on the girl?
That's some nasty shit.
Nah, that's wild as hell.
Bro, he looks, look it up on YouTube.
Biggie got an album when he told a story about he's shit on the girl.
He said, the bitch, hey, you know what I mean, sit on the school?
I shit it on the bitch.
Like, can you imagine fat-ass biggie sitting on the girl, bro?
Like, who daughter is that?
Yeah, who daughter is that?
Yeah, who don't, listen, I'll be real.
like the poop not is out
go to shower
that's probably out for me too
but it probably like depends on who the girl is right
like look like so like if Rihanna said
nah man
Rihanna says you're gonna
Rihanna said I want to piss on you
nah nah I'm gonna give you this pussy
but you're gonna I'm gonna piss on you
you litter piss on you
now again though right so like Rihanna ain't really my
but listen if Quarreasy told me that
yes or no question
for a for a
Yes and no question.
Rihanna, no.
It ain't for nothing.
Just, okay, what celebrity would you let piss on you?
Corrizi, for sure.
Corrizi?
Yeah, for sure, Corrizi.
Just one person?
She's like a YouTuber, I think.
I think Corrizi, yeah.
Like, she's like a YouTuber.
Yeah.
If Corrizi, for sure, for sure.
She's probably like the only, like, celebrity chick that I will let, you know,
you know, but, like piss on me.
You know, bro.
Like, I mean a lot of pissy girls.
She's bad as a motherfucker.
Bro, I actually had a girl pee in my bed.
Like, no, I had a girl pee in my bed.
And she stayed?
Bro, I had a girl, like, check this out, bro.
That's why you, don't fuck your fans.
Don't fuck the fans.
You be out here, like, long-dicking fans.
I long did a couple of them.
Oh, you're a cold nigger, man.
I learned my lesson.
I learned my lesson, man.
It's a cold nigger, man.
I learn my lesson, man.
No, you don't want to fuck the fans.
I don't fucking fail.
I'm a Ken City, Missouri, motherfucker.
I ain't shit.
You fuck a fan.
It don't matter.
Man, I'm fucking fan.
If she looked good enough,
like, she'd get fucked.
Like, for real, I ain't gonna lie,
bro, we ain't gonna sit up here in Cap,
Ella.
Bro, she's bad.
She getting,
she getting to meat.
Like, for real.
With the soul, she pissed and,
and, oh, you're back.
This shit crazy, bro.
This is a crazy story.
I literally,
this girl from Philly.
She hit me up since she was in L.A.
Okay.
So I hung out word.
You know, nothing happened
Just hung out with her
You know
You always ain't got to fuck
On the first night
All the time
Yeah, just show
Sometimes it's a set up night
So I hung out with her
You know, a couple times
A couple times
She came back
Like she was in town
So she came back
You know
When she came back
I was like, yo shit
We're about to get some
Basically we're about to fuck
Like I told her
I told her that
I told her where we're gonna fuck
You know
We agreed on this shit
Like we both agreed
That we was gonna fuck
You know
You know you talk on the phone
To a girl
You talk
You know
So she come in town
we go get some Hennessy, we get some edibles.
Oh, man.
We come back to the crib, eat the edible, smoke some weed.
Yeah, pass out.
Yeah, of course.
You know, I wake up next morning.
I'm hungry because I'm eating edibles.
I go get some food.
I order the food.
And then she wakes up.
And I'm like, yo, I'm about to get the food.
I'll be right back.
Yeah.
And she's like, I wanted to fuck you last night.
I'll say, y'all want to fuck you too.
But we passed out, you know.
And then so she got up, took a shot at Hennessy.
It's like 10.30 in the morning.
I'm like, damn, if you take her son of Hennessy, I'm like, that's kind of early.
She's burnt out.
She was like, when you get back, anything's possible.
I was like, all right, so I go get the food.
I come back.
Yeah.
She passed out in the bed.
Oh, man.
I got her food.
I'm trying to get her up.
I'm like, she ain't getting up.
I'm like, damn, she ain't getting up.
What's wrong?
She's just sleepy?
She knocked out.
I look over to the count.
I look over on the nightstand.
And she didn't smash the whole fucking fifth of Hennessy.
The entire fifth.
I've only been gone for 30 minutes.
She burnt out.
This girl doesn't smash the whole fifth, bro.
She's a Philly drawing, man.
Yeah, Philly, bro.
Philly, bro.
Philly, man.
Luckily, Philly gave me, they blessed me.
They blessed me.
They blessed me.
The Philly God's blessed me with something else.
Let her on in life, dog.
I got to beat her up and send her on out.
But yeah, this girl, though, she, like, not beat her up.
Yeah, of course.
I know we're on camera, no, I beat the guts up.
Yeah, of course, not the face.
Not the face.
The guts.
Yeah.
So, like, so basically, like, she's passed out.
And so I keep checking on her, like, every hour, you know?
And I ain't even got this pussy.
Oh, man, that's the worst.
This is tragic for me.
You know, I got people in the house with me and shit.
I'm like, yo, bro, it's a girl passed out.
You invested so much into this.
I'm like, she's passed out.
She ain't getting up.
You know, my homie, my white homie in there, he's like, man,
she's not getting out to about 10.30 tonight.
You know what I'm saying?
So, like, he's like the whole fifth.
So we like, I'm like, fuck it.
I had reservations at Roochrist that night.
Yeah.
You know, so at Roof Chris?
Took the female to Rue Chris?
I'm going to take her to Rude Chris tonight, bro.
I'm going to take it up there.
So, wow.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, man, she was nice looking both stacked.
A little nice, thick.
She was nice, she was a little Philly John, bro.
You invested a lot into this, bro.
Ruth Chris, multiple dates.
Come on, man.
Right.
So, yeah, we, we, that's probably been by the third date.
Root Chris is in like third date.
But we didn't kick it, though, smoke.
She drank.
I don't go to drink like that.
that. Yeah. You know, so like, all right, so at a certain point of time, I'm like, yo, man, I'm not
about to fucking, I don't want to go to Ruth Chris no more. So I'm not even checking on her
no more. I'm going to just check on her when Ruth Chris reservations are like pastime. I think
it was like at 830. So I checked on her at like 930. I go back there at 930, bro. This girl
is laying on the floor on the other side of the fucking bed, bro. So I'm like, what the fuck?
So I pick her up and she come back to life. She was like, I told you anything is possible.
And she pushed me in the bed, boom, get on top of me.
She's thick as hell, you know what I'm saying?
I'm 6-1-185, you know what I'm, I'm kind of like, I'm lean.
She's thick.
Big dress for days.
Yeah.
Get on top me.
I'm like, yo, I'm like, yo, I'm trying to get up, trying to get her off me.
I'm like, yo, yo, yo, yo, chill, yo, that's a drunk, you drunk, you drunk.
So I kind of pick her up and push her off me.
I slide back.
And she's like, I slide back when I slide back, the bed wet.
Oh.
The bed wet, bro.
Oh.
I went out and smelled that shit.
And I was like, girl, you just peed in my bed.
You just peed in my fucking bed.
She started crying.
She was, I peed in your bed.
Oh, man.
Bro, shit you not.
You got to go.
Shit you not.
She started crying and she pulled her pants down and got in the
motherfucking position and arched her ass up.
Like, come get this motherfucker.
Really?
Yeah.
And you got it?
I put her in a shower first.
Oh, this is, this.
I'm a nasty nigginess.
I put her in a shower first, dog.
I was like, bitch, you got to get in the shower first.
You didn't piss all in my shower first.
I gotta get something back.
I gotta get something back, bro.
That just shows, bro, you see what you just say?
How is fire pussy has?
You see what happened, bro?
I didn't, bro, I didn't went out with her, took her out.
I just spent money on the ball at Hennessy.
I just bought some weed, some edibles.
You gotta fuck, man, come on.
I don't bought some food.
She didn't eat the food.
You know what I'm saying?
Then she didn't passed out, peed in my bed.
I gotta clean that too.
And I ain't get none?
No, hold up, so I get your shower real quick.
Clean that little bit of that piss off
And I'll go ahead and lay you off real quick
You feel me?
You know what I'm saying?
And then like after that, like
Well, she like redeemed herself?
No, she still had to go.
No, she still had to go.
She went the next day.
I sent her to Uber next day
and she kept calling me, she was like,
she kept calling me, she was like,
calling me just randomly.
And I was like, every time she called me,
I was like, you know you peaked in my bed, right?
At the home go.
And then she was like, I was like,
I was blasted.
I was drunk.
Yeah.
And then she called him when she sobered up.
And I was like, you know you peed in my bed, right?
I told her again, you know what I said, feeding my bed.
God damn.
Like, you was fucked up.
Yo, listen, bro, like, now here.
Now, like, how do you know, though, like, which fans, you should fuck?
And which fans...
I mean, ever since then, bro, you should, like...
That was kind of, like, when that happened, that kind of, like, made me, like, not want to do it no more.
Yeah.
I ain't did it since then.
Like, that was kind of, like, my wake-up call.
Here, but you're so, like, big, though, that I would think that, like, most women, like, you meet would, like,
know who you are.
Man, crazy thing about it is
My following is like 75% male
You know, 25, 30% feed on.
Sausage Fest
So, like, yeah, there's a bunch of dudes
that want to see me talk to girls and stuff like that
So a lot of girls don't follow me
So they all don't even know what's going on
Yeah, you know, so they all be knowing
And then like, but you do get girls that
Follow you and they see you out clout
And they make they all in after that, they're like, oh, yeah,
what's up, how you doing?
You know, that's how it is with these girls, you know?
Yo, have you smashed an industry chick yet?
You mean, if she's like a girl that does, like, an influencer chick?
Hey, right.
So, like, obviously not no, like, low-level, 1,500 subs, do makeup.
You know, like, a joint who's actually established in the industry, yeah.
Yeah, like, girl that got, like, hundreds and thousands of millions of millions of followers?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yo, now who is it, man?
I can't say.
I don't kiss and tell.
bro. Here, what industry is she in?
Oh, I love them.
Wait, wait, wait.
Have you fucked the
popular YouTuber that we
are, though? Yes, definitely.
Really? Yo, I feel like the audience
is...
I don't want to know what it is.
Like watching this? And they
already probably know, right? Hey, they don't know.
They don't know who this?
Just watch my videos. Go to YouTube.
Watch my videos.
Damn.
I kind of wanted to, like...
You can guess.
Play the guessing game.
Okay, here.
I mean, guess.
Who's a YouTuber, man?
That's, like, a female.
Neek?
I don't know, Neke.
You listen, man, fans,
please let us know, no, man.
Who...
Listen, listen, because listen,
I haven't gotten to that point yet.
No, that's crazy because, like,
I smashed the girls that I have smashed
that are popular influencers.
Yeah.
Like, all the other influencers.
They'd be like, how did you do that?
Crave it.
Craven for them.
Like, they were like, how you do that?
They'd be like, how you do that?
Like, she ain't like, nobody did that.
Here, are they black?
Or are they like on the white side of YouTube?
No, definitely, bud.
Y'all, listen up, man.
But listen, this guy's a demon, bro.
I wanna know, ah, come.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, here.
Give me just a clue.
I can't tell you who she, I can't tell you who they are.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
A clue for a, a clue for a,
You, listen, can trust him, bro.
I, listen.
Okay, tell you what they are.
And just like, like, say, they may or may not be in my videos.
I don't know.
What kind of clue they want to get?
All right.
I'm going to definitely check those videos.
Like, what they want to get?
Because this guy is, it's ridiculous, though, man.
Yo, here, right?
Here, here, that's a question for you, right?
You know, like, pass the who you smash, Convo.
But I'm for the watch every one of your videos, right?
Listen.
And the first YouTuber with that, that, like, I see that I see that I,
think it's fine.
I'm going to be, listen,
I'm going to be your biggest
hater. If I find out
that, that I, you smash, one of my
YouTube crushes, bro. I'm going to be your
biggest haters. Yeah, what are the
funny because my homies are back home, they'd be
sharing girls and I'd be like, they'd be their crushes.
I'd be like, crush your dreams, Nick. Oh,
man, listen up, man.
What?
Yeah, cut your dreams, dink. That's how you
make ops though. You feel what? Right, right? Right.
Like homies.
They never, br.
Bro, some of my homies back home,
they're never going to see these girls
ever in their life, bro.
They're not going to ever meet them.
Right.
And then, like, like,
I feel like, like, I feel like that's the same thing with me
and, like, Correzi, right?
Whereas, like, we would never meet
and, like, I got a girl, right?
Right, right?
You know, like, I would never, like, pursue it, bro.
But, bro, bro, definitely check her out.
She, like.
Correzi?
Crazy.
Feel me baddie, man.
Hey, right, hey, right.
But how do you, like...
My secret is, like, just.
ignore them.
Ignore them.
Yeah.
Don't even...
Well, I guess like...
Because you got thinking about this.
These girls on Instagram
who have a bunch of followers,
what do they like the most?
Like, they like what?
Attention or peace?
Attention.
Yeah.
You said it, right?
That was the first thing you said.
Yeah.
These girls love attention.
So if they're not getting your attention,
they got to figure out why.
Mm.
Once they figure out why,
ended up figuring out that you cool dude,
they know how to eat some pussy.
Lay a pipe.
So like, they might figure that out.
So like these girls, they really,
the girl, they really inquisitive, they wanna know.
Why is this man so quiet?
Because sometimes I'll be, like, laid back.
Like, I'll be laid back, cool.
Like, so a lot of people might say, like,
if I didn't know it's a comedian,
I wouldn't even know, because, like, you like,
laid back, you just chill.
Like, you just chill.
That's because I like, I like looking,
I like soaking everything in.
And then when it's trying to do comedy,
I like spewing it out.
Yeah.
You know what I'm saying?
So I'm soaking in the world,
And then when it's time for me to perform, I'm spewing it all out.
But these girls, they really like, they inquisited.
They want to know what's going on.
They want to know why this dude is not showing me the attention that I'm always getting.
Yeah.
And let me see if I can get his attention.
You know what I'm saying?
Man, bro, listen, I don't think I would have that willpower if I ever meet Correzi, bro.
You got to ignore her.
Okay, okay.
Now, look, I haven't followed her yet on IG.
So, you know, right?
You know, so, right, you know, so, you know.
Yeah, no worry.
Because the girls that did have crushes of.
Yeah.
IG models.
When I was commenting on them, they, they ain't commenting back to me.
At all.
Ignore them.
Damn.
Ignore them.
Wait.
Here, right, but isn't that kind of like surreal, right?
Going from like being, you know, like, this regular guy who has to try to get some pussy.
Right.
To now you are, like, lit as fuck to where, like, there's a whole.
was just lining up trying to fuck you.
How do you handle that power, bro?
Because, like I told you, when I was a kid.
Yeah.
I did this when I was a kid.
I lost my virginity in a threesome.
Yeah.
With two girls.
One black girl, one white girl.
You lost your virginity during a threesome?
I lost my virginia and threesome.
My little brother, rest in peace of soul.
He was in the closet watching.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, pause.
Ask that story.
How did you, like, lose your little brother?
My little brother?
Yeah.
I loved him a little brother last year, bro.
And, well, what's last year?
2021?
Yeah.
Yeah, 2021 lost my brother.
He died from, he had a stroke.
Oh, man.
Like, he was, he was like an overweight, big guy.
Oh, man, that's crazy, bro.
He did with some health issues, stuff like that.
Yo, you see, yo, like, again, like, stuff like that is, like my wake-up call, right?
It's crazy, bro, because I lost my dad.
in 2020. Damn, that's fucked up,
and then I lost my brother the next year.
Yeah. And those are
those are the people who I'm closest to, my
dad and my brother. How do you
keep going and telling jokes
and being funny, like, after going through like
bro, that's like tragic, man.
Because that's what they want me to do.
Yeah. My dad is a jokster.
My brother's an asshole.
Yeah. My brother would tell me right now
if I didn't post
after he died, I didn't post
for over a month. Yeah. My brother
told me what the fuck are you not posting oh man you know what I'm saying yeah get your ass out there
and make content yeah you know I was very I was I dealt with a lot with losing those two people
yeah you know what I'm saying but wait the best way to get over is just like yeah like uh my tattoo
on my arm says laugh or ease is pain so the best way to get over pain is to laugh you got laugh
through it yeah you know I was able to tell jokes at my dad's funeral and my brother's funeral
Oh, man, you know, so.
Wait, though, right?
So, like, you come off to me as the strong friend, right?
So, like, who do you go to then when you're, like, feeling, you know, like, down, you know, or, like, want to talk to somebody?
Nobody.
Is that crazy?
I was a joke.
Right?
Who are you talking to?
Yeah, like, right?
Nobody, bro.
Who are you going to talk to?
Who can relate to somebody losing their brother and their daddy in a year?
Yeah.
Nobody can relate to.
to that. There's a small percentage of people that can relate to that. So there's nobody
to talk to. Yeah. So you just kind of just hold it in. Then you just kind of just like
spewed out in your comedy. You know, my brother is part of my comedy. Okay. My dad is part of
my comedy. So we just put them in there and we, that's how we, that's how he represent them.
What's your best joke that? I couldn't be weak. Because I got another little brother,
another little sister and my mom. If I'm weak, what the hell they going to do?
Got, yo, hair, right?
So, like, are you kind of, like, kind of, like, kind of, like, the breadwinner right
now for, like, everybody?
Pretty much, yeah.
Damn, bro.
Hair, right, hair, right.
So, like, what's the-
My mom makes good money, though.
My mom's, oh, she still works.
My mom still works, yeah.
I hate that.
She still works, but she still works right now.
But my mom's a hustler, though.
Like, even if you give her 10 million, she's still going to go to work, trying to go
to find some money, like, she can't stop working.
You know, like, I'm moving into a house, and she's basically than kind of
landlord to let her clean the house for the money.
She already got money already.
Like, what do you need $200 extra dollars for?
Like, she's a hustler for real, for her.
My mom was money hungry, like, straight up.
That drive, though.
She's money hungry.
She money hungry.
She's money hungry.
No, she had crackhead for the money, man.
Yo, brother.
I feel like, though, right?
Like, that hustler spirit, though, like...
But that's come from Detroit.
Yeah, you feel me?
She's a Detroit.
My dad was a hustler.
My dad worked for Sears.
He started off on the sales floor of Sears.
Yeah.
Worked his way all the way up from the sales floor of Sears.
Hustler.
Hustler.
Hustler.
Yeah.
Where he's over a region with no degree, the high school GED.
Yeah.
You know?
Just like pure rustler.
Yeah, just straight hustler.
God.
That's what my dad did.
You know, I've seen my dad take me from living in the hood to living in the suburbs.
Yo, how was that, though?
Like, again, because we're in the hood.
How long did you, like, spend in the hood, though?
Like, how many years?
Man, we got, like, I think about our first night's house.
I probably was, like, 12, 13.
Here, so you spent, let's say, 11 years and in the hood.
And then transition to the suburbs with the white kids, you know, you know.
It was a culture shock for me.
Right, right.
Because, like, you know, like, man, like, it was a culture shock for me, bro,
because, you know, we're from Detroit.
We used to be around all black people.
and then we get around
to this mixed environment
and everybody's like different
you know what I mean
you're trying to adjust to it
so it wasn't like the best of adjustments
but we did the best
we came
my dad like he had a lot of jobs
so he moved us around
we left Detroit
went to Illinois
went to Kentucky
went to New Hampshire
you were everywhere
god damn
like I lived in like 13 different cities
I went to four different high schools
god damn right
in three years
yo listen bro
but that like
so that kind of like
reminds you
me of like sleazy work all right where in city too yeah right but wait but uh i think he was
reping i think detroit uh he from uh not detroit michigan yeah i don't want to say it right wrong
uh it's somewhere right might be lancin i don't think it's lancin it might be flint or something
no not flint it might be lancin i don't know if it's flint or not right but right no like but
like but but but he can't see all day yeah right but like but like but
Like, folks was calling him a fraud because he was born somewhere, then moved somewhere else, right?
Bro, when you born somewhere, like me, I'm born in Detroit, Michigan, right?
Yeah.
So I got Detroit blood in me to the day I die.
Yeah.
You know what I'm saying?
But I got raised in the Kansas City culture.
So I have Kansas City culture as well.
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah.
Like, I might say, one day I might be like, what up, though?
One day I might be like, what's up with it?
Yeah.
You know, so you never know.
But it's all still the Midwest culture.
You know, as that Michigan is in Midwest.
I'm from North Dakota.
So, right?
So, like, I'm like, no black people out there in North Dakota.
Huh?
Black people out there?
But very few.
Like, very few.
No, there's mad Africans now.
Right?
Like, because, like, where I'm from, it's kind of like a hub for resettlement
to where, like, if your country is going through war and you're, like, you know,
like, like, a refugee and they would, like, kind of, like, just move you to, like,
where, right?
So, yeah, it's mad Africans there.
But like you being born in Detroit then
And now you're rapping like in the city
Because you moved there right like as a kid
Had people like
Say like yo bro like start rapping
You know like I'm not raping KC
No no nobody in Kansas
Had the goons try to press you man
Had the KC goons
Try to press Gerald for rapping in city
No man nobody
Nobody presses me in KC
and rapping KC
Nah
That you love it
You know
Yo bro
I just have a feeling been
That like Gerald got some real sharp hands
bro like you feel me right bro like like yo I mean a couple of me I mean shit I mean
hey there's their stories people know back on whatever bro no right here right I
you know what like I always think about right so like Pah smoke right um before like like he got
on the right like this like mad videos of him like 12 13 years old 14 years old fighting the shit
right in the streets do Gerald got some like before the fan videos out there of
him tussling doing some, you know, some goofy shit?
Man,
this should be no fight videos of me, I think.
Like, I ain't really like,
I don't know, there should be no fight video.
I think there's like one fight video of me
on the internet now.
Now where?
Other than that, there should be no other fight video.
Wait, hold up.
So you said now, so, like, death fight video is recent?
It was a fight, like, probably, like, two years ago,
two summers ago.
You see, like, I'm so tapped into, like,
Just your content?
Yeah.
I'm not even like going looking for no fucking.
But then my, my, at that time, publicist told me to take it off my Instagram page.
So it wasn't on my Instagram page anymore.
Break that down.
Why was you fighting and like what, like how'd that happen?
Man, this shit was crazy, bro.
I was in Vegas doing pranks.
We in Vegas doing pranks.
I seen somebody who knew me.
Mm-hmm.
I got on security guard uniform.
I'm doing security art pranks.
Yeah.
So I'm taking a picture with these people.
I'm like, come take a picture with it.
I'm taking a picture with it.
I'm taking a picture with it.
And I see this fight breakout
And I'm like, oh shit, I'm like, back up
I'm like, back up.
And then so you back up
and I get to looking, I'm like,
that's my fucking brother.
Oh, shit.
I'm like, that's my brother.
Now, the whole time we're doing these videos,
I have the, these glasses are already running.
Yeah, it's on you already.
They were already on.
Yeah.
So I see my brother over there
and I immediately go over there
the dude that's getting to taking advantage
of my brother.
I see him over there.
and just started whipping on him, just hit him.
He flew over there.
He started hollering up for security and shit.
Damn.
Like, he was like, security.
I got a security area for him on.
And then, like, holy shit.
It was crazy.
Like, it was at Vegas.
Why was he fighting?
My brother, fucking dumbass, man.
Yeah.
My brother, I said, I ain't asked in it afterwards.
Yeah.
You know what I said?
We got there, all that shit going on.
I said, man, what did you fight before anyway?
He was like, man, I told him, I was going to slap him.
I said, why are you going to tell him?
He asked a dude.
He said, how long are you?
I've been here.
Dude told him, I've been here just as long as you.
He was like, man, sure that boy I'd slap you.
And dude, you end up slapping him up.
I was saying, I'm like, bro, how the hell are you going to tell somebody you're going
to slap him, but you don't really slap him?
Like, you don't want to do that.
Head to, but like, before you hopped in, though, and who?
He was losing.
Your brother was losing the fight.
He was losing.
Oh, man, listen, man.
He was getting his ass who.
He got to teach your brother how to fight them, man.
He was getting his ass wood.
You got to teach him.
He was in the military.
He taught him that.
Oh, God.
He was in the military.
He was in the United States Air Force.
He taught him something.
God damn.
You listen, man.
Listen, like, you see, I know how to, like, avoid conflict and de-escalate
because I know that my hands probably ain't up to par and superior.
Right.
But let me give you some advice.
Let me give you some advice, right?
Yeah.
Just hit the motherfucker first.
Ah.
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah.
Like, me, I'm undefeated in club fights.
Can't nobody beat me in no club fight.
Yeah.
Nobody.
I don't get fucking Floyd Mayweather, Mike Tyson.
Ain't, no, Mike Tyson can't even beat me in no club fight.
You push first.
I punch first.
And I swing to security come.
You swing to security come, bro.
Yeah.
You hit them first.
Soon as they flare up, soon you see the flare, hit them.
Don't ask no question.
Dudes do this all the time.
Touch me again, hit push me again.
They're pushing shit.
Don't do all that, bro.
So when you flare up, when you see his nose flare, watch the nose.
As soon as the nose flare, hit them.
Man, don't start swinging.
To security come, bro.
Yeah.
security break you up, then you won.
Yo, but, bro,
you can't be getting, like,
into the bar fights in 2020
and in these, like, major cities, bro,
because, like, niggas are shooting now.
That's true.
Right?
Right?
So, you know, you're going to, listen,
listen, you got to avoid it, right?
Now, question for you, right?
As somebody with, like, something going on, right?
How do you feel safe in L.A.?
Do you, like, again, like,
you got on, like, chains down, you feel?
Right?
Is it just like, damn, bro,
I should probably like tuck the chain, you feel what I mean?
Right, like not drive a nice car.
Honestly, man, like I don't think, I don't live in fear.
Yeah.
And then like, you know, me, like I said, born in Detroit,
resin can city, my instincts be there,
so I'm not going to wear no jewelry to certain places.
Yeah.
I only wear this chain can come in no jumper.
They're talking about jump me up in here and take my chain.
No.
Only wear this book, I come in no jumper.
Oh, wait.
Wait, wait, word?
Wait, who came here to impress us?
Nah, I can't really look good for the camera.
Oh, hi, come on, now.
Come on, man.
Bro, nah, what the word?
But, like, I realize, too, bro, like, you don't do a lot of interviews.
Nah, I did a couple of them, but not that many, though.
Yeah, though.
Most of it's because, like, people say, you don't show your face enough.
All the videos is in first person, so people don't see my face.
They don't know I look like.
So everybody looking like, look, this is what I look like.
If you know what I look like right now, you can see me, this is why I look like,
this is my face, go watch my YouTube videos.
You know what I'm saying? What's the face with the voice?
No like.
I've been in places and people have been like, I'd be talking and they'd be like, are you the guy
from the videos?
I don't know what you look like, but I heard your voice.
Yeah.
No, like, I knew you had hair, right?
So I knew you had dress because I think it's one of like the chicks in the video said
okay Dreadlocks
Right so like I knew you had like
Like the Dresy feel you feel me
And then I think later on like you showed your face on camera right
Right like through one of like
Those videos right
Yeah some other videos yeah
Yeah man
Yo bro listen man
90% of the videos I had a face in him
Hey man
Yo listen
I'd have had you here for an hour
And what Josh 40 30
Yo listen man
I had you here for an hour
A 39 minutes but I apologize that
It did take you know
No that's not good
Yeah, man.
Yo, Gerald, though,
hair, though, man,
but, like, tell these people, man,
what do Gerald got coming up next?
Right now, we're working on our project,
Bad Day TV, it's on YouTube.
You can go to my YouTube channel, Gerald Houston,
check it out.
We also working on a reality TV show.
What?
Hubey, trying to find me a little cutie
trying to find me in some love, bro.
For the love of Gerald.
For the love of Hubey.
Oh, Hubey.
Okay.
Hube, that's my character.
Ah, that's who I am.
When I get the girls' number,
I'm Hubey.
Yeah.
I'm Hube.
Yeah.
That's who I am.
So I'm trying to find love, bro.
I can't be in these streets for too much longer.
Yeah.
You know what I'm saying?
I'm approaching the mid-30s.
I can't be in these streets too much longer.
Mid-30s?
How old are you now?
32, right?
33.
Okay, 33.
Just turned 33.
God damn.
I'm approaching my mid-30, bro.
I can't be in these streets too much longer, bro.
Wait, how the reality is you're going to be like?
I got to hang my rope up.
I'm going to have girls doing, like, challenges and stuff like that.
In, like, one house?
In one house.
We're gonna let them fight too.
Or like only fans or like you doing it kind of like an actual...
Man, you kind of want to do it like, do it kind of like big man.
Like with this one right here, like I got a couple networks that like been hitting me up.
So like I'm gonna hit them up with it.
Yeah, I'm gonna present it to them like y'all be hitting me up, here it go.
Yeah.
You know?
If they don't bite down on it, then we can go to Tubby route.
But question though, though.
It's like, are you actually doing it though like to find love or like just for content?
I'm trying to find love, bro.
Man, come on, bro.
You don't believe me, bro?
Yeah, listen, bro.
You don't believe, bro.
You don't believe, bro.
Bro, I'm talking about a love, bro.
Bro, ain't no way you wife it up a chick who's gonna come on a reality TV show.
Man, like one of them up?
And fight for your love.
Man, I'm like, I like a hood, ratchet, ghetto, and loud, bro.
Hell no.
Nah, that's cat, bro.
Wait, hold on, I, like, and pause.
That ain't cat, bro.
Hold on, bro.
Hold on, bro.
You were still dating a hood chick.
Hell yeah.
Who's ratchet and love.
Hell yeah.
Why?
Yeah, bro.
Come on now.
How do you wife
I'm somebody like that?
Come on now.
Who's hoodor-rachers?
Bro, they're loyal.
The little hood rats be loyal as hell, bro.
See, that's for y'all.
You don't know, probably, man.
Y'all think these little Instagram girls
are the ones that's loyal.
No, go get you a little hood rack.
Who are going to love you to death?
You know how to cook.
I'm too square, though.
For like a hood rack, though, right?
Man, bro, the opposite of the track.
Bro.
Bro.
Hell, no.
Bro, listen, like.
I'm a square, too.
Hell no, hell no, no, I'm a square, bro.
Nah, bro, you know what, you know,
like, listen, like, all camera, I have a feeling,
you feel me, right?
The generals of Reggie smoker, you feel me?
Pistol packing, right?
Like, at the trap house.
No, Reggie smoker.
I don't smoke Reggie, bro.
No?
That's regular weed.
All hood niggas, though, like smoke Reggie.
Who smoked Reggie?
All hoodniggers.
Bro, we in L.A., who's smoking Reggie?
I'm gonna lie, man.
Like, these hoodnigas come out of here and they be starving.
No, no one of him smokes Reggie, bro.
No?
Listen, I've never smoked before, right?
So, like, I feel like loud and Reggie are, or, like, the two terms that...
It's loud.
I know. I smoke loud.
Gas.
So, loud and gas are the same thing.
Loud and gas is the same thing, bro.
So why gas them?
Like, so, here, so loud and gas is, like, the same brand, same whatever.
And then Reggie is, like, for, like, the trash smokers, the dirt.
Reggie's regular.
Regos.
The regos.
Just plain shit.
Just plain regular.
Regos.
If it's plain, then like, then like, why has that gotten, like, a bad reputation?
Some people don't want to be that high.
Some people don't want to get a little bit of high.
Some people don't want to be all that high and be all stone and all spaced out and stuff like that.
Some people like Reggie.
Yeah.
It's crazy, though, right?
Like, my cousin put him out of that time.
You want to put some moon rock cousin?
Hell now.
It's one of damn moon rock, bro.
It's on 11 o'clock in the daytime.
What moon rock?
Crack?
It's like, damn near.
It's like weed crack.
It's like crack weed.
God damn.
These kids nowadays, man, they're getting too high, bro.
They pop in the perks.
They pop in PECP.
Bro, I remember back in the day, when I was younger, when I was 20, 22, 23, all they had to do give a girl with some weed and some liquor.
And she's letting you fuck.
Now you gotta give her some Perkassette, Zanex, Mali, drink, everything.
Fentinaw, all this shit, bray, you got to give her too many drugs.
Like, yeah, you feel me?
Wait.
It's like he already.
he smoker? No, he don't smoke,
ready, you smoke with me. Okay.
Okay. If he's with me, he's smoking
the good stuff. Yo, listen, man,
Gerald takes care of his
team, man, you feel of me?
What's your team, though? Like, so is you
My team, the Lakers? No, no, no.
Like, so is you
him for, like, security, I guess, you know, like him or man?
Oh, yeah, what shit, man? Really just, it's it.
It really just be me, man, it'd be me, him,
and then we got, like, four or five shooters
that be with us in the mall.
I can't tell you who they be like
because I don't want to be like,
because I don't want to be
up on me, then they're going to get off on some shit
because you don't get shot.
Yo, question, right,
would you ever like go down, like the podcast,
because like every comedian now has a podcast.
Man, I want to start my own podcast.
Do it.
I do because I'm very opinionated
about a lot of stuff, you know, so.
Wait, word.
Yeah, I'm very opinionated by a lot of shit.
How about Kanye, Kanye, man?
By Kanye?
Yeah.
And that White Lives Matter shirt and the
Listen.
I'll be real, man.
Kanye and the white life matters, man.
Man, I don't know, man, my whole thing about Kanye right now is like, like,
like some, some things Kanye do, I can't defend him.
You know what I'm saying?
I'm not trying to defend him because I don't want to get no debate with people that I love.
Because, like, you mean, like, a lot of shit that go on the Internet,
it's like put on there so you can be arguing with the people that you love and shit
and be blocking each other and stuff like that.
Like all that little propaganda shit, it'd be on the Internet just so you can argue with the people
and stuff like that.
So, like, I try to take things out of context,
but, like, it's just crazy, man.
Like, people say he crazy,
or he's, like, something wrong with him.
Yeah, of course.
But he's a billionaire.
Big beat.
So if I got to be crazy
and something wrong with me to be a billionaire,
then call me whatever you want to call me, man.
Listen, no, no, no, no, right.
Well, like, baby B.
No, right, here, right, here, right,
but what's, like, kind of, like, scary, though, for me is,
like, once you reach a billion,
I think, like, or I thought that you were
untouchable. They are now
showing us that once you reach
a billion, like you still a nigger, you feel me right?
And it can knock you down.
I mean, he said that in his music. You still a nigger in the
billions. That's crazy.
So he's still a nigger in the bins with that billion.
At that point, though, like
he can wear whatever shirt you want to wear. You still a
nigga in a white live matter t-shirt.
Not facts, but like
at what point do you have to reach
them to where you're, like for example, like Jeff Bezos,
he's untouchable. You can never
cancel Jeff Bezos. He's.
It's untouchable.
Man, see, it's all a, I'm gonna say something to my homeboy be saying all the time.
It's a mindset thing.
Can't anybody fucking cancel me?
I'm untouchable.
Nobody cancelling me.
Gerald.
You know what you cancel me?
No, I'm not.
No, I'm dead serious.
You know what they come out?
You know what I'm gonna cancel me?
Yeah.
God gonna cancel me, bro.
Nobody ever gonna cancel me.
Yeah.
Ever in life.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, I don't even know who even really been canceled before other than Ari Spears?
Every is, yeah.
Nah, boy.
But at the same time, like, they got them out of here too.
But since time, though, like, you can't just be saying any old shit anyway.
Yeah.
But, like, keep your mind and where it needs to be at and everything will be okay.
But, like, me, me, I don't think negatively.
I'm not thinking, like, I'm going to get canceled.
In my mind, I'm like, I'm never going to get canceled.
Even if I say something that people don't like and they rub it the wrong way,
they're going to get canceled.
They're going to be mad for five or six days and then move the fuck on.
Bro, like, I feel like canceling, like,
really only happens, like, once you go into, like, the mainstream, right?
Because, like, for example, back, back to, like, Charleston White, right?
Right.
Now, he can never get canceled, right?
Because I don't, like, feel like he would ever, like, reach the mainstream, right?
Right.
But a video surface of bro, like, saying how he raped this chick, all type of shit, right?
Bro, like, listen, you can't cancel somebody if their audience, again, and his, again,
And his audience
With the internet
Being the way it is now
It's hard to cancel it anybody
Nah
Like you can cancel somebody
Bro
Like somebody like Airy Spears
He can get canceled
You know why
He can't use the internet
He has no power on the internet
When you have power on the internet
Yeah
Can't get canceled
Andrew Tate
They can remove your channel
Yeah
And at that point
Like
If you get taken off
Instagram YouTube
Twitter
Like you can take it off everything
But guess what?
They still talking about him now
That's true, right?
They still talking about him
And now like he's on Rumble
Yo, yo
bro, yo here
Listen, oh
A big question for you
Right?
Because I've always said this
And I've gotten like backlash, right?
Do you see
Like here?
So like I've always said
In 10 years
I don't see YouTube
Still being what it is now
I think it's going to die down
like Vine and that's going to be like something new
Right
And I think that's going to be TikTok
That could be right
So like do you think that
You know
I guess YouTube is
It's like always going to be here
Or like is it going to die down to
I mean I hope they stay
You know what I'm making money on this
I hope they stay
Yeah
But like I can see like
What you said TikTok
Like I thought TikTok would be like
The new Instagram
Oh really
Like it would take her
Like new Instagram
It takes up like new Instagram
Yeah
You know, because some of these places can't keep up with the new stuff.
Yeah.
Like, TikTok got a crazy algorithm.
Like, you're going to be seen.
Yeah.
They're going to show your content.
You're going to be seen until these other companies adopt that TikTok algorithm,
then like you said, 10 years from now, they might fade out.
Yeah.
Because they didn't allow people to be seen.
Yeah.
You know what I'm saying?
Yo.
Because why I got a post a video, if you got, well, I got 1.8 million followers
and I post a video and fucking...
10K.
Yeah, 10K people see the fucking video.
Yeah, of course, but...
Wait, right?
How many followers do you have on TikTok?
I got $1.7 million on TikTok.
Bro, how easy is it, though, to grow...
Like, like, for example, right?
It's very easy, you just post.
And if you're a girl,
put some tight clothes on...
Mm-hmm.
And just mouth some words,
and before the camera goes off,
show that age.
And you're gonna like like you getting it like that
Put some tight clothes on
Yeah
And mouth some words or do a dance
And show a little bit of your
Curve your curve you mean you ain't got even
Be half-necked just show the curves
I put at this point though right
Yeah
Get you a girl to got the curves
And put her in your video
I put that
Here right but at this point though
I feel like
Once you build something right
Like you kind of acquire
like this formula that you can now like use
across platform, right?
Right.
If Gerald loses
his like, his,
his, like, Instagram, his YouTube,
his TikTok now, right?
Do you feel confident that you can
rebuild it back up?
Oh, yeah, I do.
I feel like, I feel like a...
Bro.
I do.
Bro.
I wouldn't want to.
Especially with Instagram.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Bro.
Especially with Instagram.
TikTok, it'd be like, boom.
Because we got other pages on TikTok
that, like, my cousin
that was running.
Yeah.
like over 100,000 followers.
My cousin just reposting my content.
Bro.
So TikTok.
Start an ebook and teach that though.
Yeah, TikTok, I would be like,
it'd be so easy.
Just start another page.
Yeah.
Instagram.
I think Instagram would be the same thing though,
because like, they, like,
it's something in the algorithm where new accounts
are getting more engagement.
I don't know if you've noticed that or not,
but newer accounts are getting more engagement.
I see accounts that have like 200K,
and they're getting like crazy in my engagement.
Fast.
TikTok.
like it wouldn't be that bad.
Yo, listen, man, I got to get back on the, it's like, I'm just heavy right now
and on IG and YouTube, but I'm gonna definitely get on that TikTok wait.
Wait, is it like too late though, like to like hop on TikTok?
No, no, I ain't ever to let hop on TikTok.
TikTok, you can make a page a day.
You never know, you post something and it go crazy.
You got 50,000 followers.
Oh, shit.
All right.
Man, bro, listen, man.
and sit time next man
you know Gerald bro listen man
like thanks for coming you'll listen
you like you have to come back once you drop the reality show right
listen
you have to sit down with Sharp right
and do you sharp and all the girls
right come
right yeah bro
start fighting in there
bro listen
man
sharp listen like so like so
like so like so like sharp is kind of like
he's an ex-pimp
and he does content now
where he tries to
enlighten and help
lost IG models, right?
You know, and lost women.
There's a lot of them.
Right, bro.
So Sharp has gone viral for like, you know,
for like screaming, you know.
Bro, if you bring like, listen, like
like find the most problematic
rowdy girl
And on your show, bring her hair
And I promise you, man
Sharp won't get her right, right, right, huh?
I'm telling you, man, wait,
have you ever, like, watch, like,
Sharp content?
I ain't seen it.
No?
Oh, that's, listen, bro.
I got to check it out.
Bro, I'm telling you, but, listen,
my blue face brought, like, his, like, you know,
like, you know, like, his, like, only fans, like,
girls here, right?
The Bad Girls Club, Girls.
Man, bro.
Got, like, 5 million views went viral, bro.
Man, bro.
I'm talking about yelling, getting her right, feel me?
So, so please, man.
But Gerald, we appreciate you, man.
Hey, thanks, you feel me, man?
We're here for, like, what, one hour and, like, what, 40?
140.
Almost two hours.
Damn, bro.
It's a long interview.
Man, but, bro, listen, man, like,
about talking too much?
No, no, bro.
Again, like, listen, I like to talk, right?
So, you know, but listen, this will come out soon, man.
check out Gerald stuff
stand-up comedian, comedy, script,
writer all the time.
Go to my YouTube, man.
Go to my YouTube.
Watch all my videos.
Man, facts, man.
Go to watch a bad day TV.
Oh, was it called?
It's what?
It's called Bad Day TV.
It's the girls.
Some of the girls are getting numbers
in the stores.
I take them on bad dates.
Like the worst day there.
Oh, shit.
Yeah.
Bad Day TV.
Bad Day TV.
Listen, folks, listen, man,
check it out, man.
Bad Days TV, man.
No jumper coolest podcast in the world.
We're out of here, man.
peace
