No Jumper - Kelly Kay’s Insane Interview - Crazy MGK, Tyga & Carti Stories 🤯

Episode Date: October 25, 2021

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No jumper. Coolest Patreon slash only fans in the world. And today we've got a very lively ball of energy sitting across from us. And she came with a truly. Yeah. It's Kelly. Kelly Kay. Kelly Kay.

A.k.a. the Super Bowl streaker, aka Southern Hellraiser. So you're just out here branding yourself, huh? Yeah. I like Southern Hellraiser. I didn't even brand myself. That's just what people call me. That's what I've been branded. Okay. Yeah.

You should get Southern Hellraiser as like a Tramp Sam. Ben. Can we go right now? After this? I'll take you. We'll go after this. You would look so much better if you had a tramp stamp. So much better.

She looks pretty good already. She does love it pretty good. There's no deny on that. That'd be far. I was thinking about. The denim on denim fits. In my mind, I always have like a hierarchy. Like in my head, like every girl we have on the Patreon is kind of in a beauty contest with every other girl who's ever been on the Patreon.

You think it's a beauty contest? Something. This shit is amazing, by the way. Shout out to them. Shout out to them. Shout out to redacted. Yeah. I mean, I'm just saying I feel like she lands pretty close to the top of the pile.

The very top. Oh, okay. I haven't seen the other ones, though. No, hey, I love all women. You've seen zero of them. Yeah, no. I told you I was going to watch some, and then I didn't. Did you tell me that?

I don't know if you were actually told. I told you that. Yeah, that's Josh. Not on his phone, yeah. He's not involved with the inner workings of this. No, but I talked to. I set this up. He set this up.

You set it up? Yeah. How do you know her? Where did we mean? At a shoe store, actually. Yeah, let's go. We was at a bodega, and I was like, oh, this girl's fine. and she has cool shoes.

You met him at a shoe store? Yeah, I used to be big in the sneaker community out here. Where were you when you met him? I think that's where... Bodega. The store called Bodega. Downtown. Oh, downtown L.A.

Yeah. I put on my jury just to go to the bodega. When was this? How long ago? A while ago. A while ago. A couple years? 2018 or something.

Yeah, I used to... I mean, when I first moved to L.A., that's how I made money as I raffled sneakers. I'd go all around L.A. And I'd buy them for retail and then I would flip them. That's actually what I was doing there, too. I was getting a raffle for some off white shoe or whatever that was coming out. Yeah, we're probably standing in line.

That's how I meant like all my sneaker fans just standing in line waiting. That's what I got upgraded, you know. And you left the sneaker game. I left it. When it got oversaturated too, I make way more money now. She's offering us a very interesting perspective

into what it's like to be an innocent woman getting hit on by a little house farm. I wouldn't say I'm innocent. Well, you know, you were innocent of this particular offense that you then had perpetrated upon you, right? perpetrating. No, and then he hit me up and he's like, hey, remember me? I was like, yeah, of course. And then I was like, hey, you want to come get naked on our Patreon? I was like, yeah, let's go. That's cool that you have that as a backup plan. Like, oh, you don't want to hook up with me? Well,

you should come on this Patreon. It was never a hookup. It was just off the bad of like, I'm trying to get you on the podcast type shit. For me, it's always like a hookup test first. Jesus Christ. No, not anymore. How do you test? How do you test the hookup? Aren't you married? She just trying to son me. You are kind of married. No, I am, yeah. Yeah. Well, like, I'm engaged.

There's no wedding yet, but. I want to come to the wedding. I'm the best, like, wedding person. I'm like, this gets turned up. Are you got a shotgun truels at the... Fuck, yeah, I'll make everybody shotgun truilies. When I get drunk, I make everybody do it. I made my 16-year-old brother do it.

I was like, don't be a bitch. We're doing it. And he was like, I'm going to throw up. And I was like, no, you're fucking doing it. And I shouldn't know what to do it. What the hell? I love him. If you catch a kid smoking a cigarette, you make them smoke a whole pack.

Yeah. What? You catch a kid even looking at a truly, you make them slam a whole case. No, no. I was just trying to teach him how to, like, be cool, you know? Okay. But, yeah. Anyways.

You think shotguning is like the epitome of being cool. Yeah. Because, you know, it's about being first, not last. And when you shotgun, you got to open your throat. And I like to sign all the guys, because if they win, I'm like, you're good at opening your throat, you know? Wow. I think, see, in our community, or perhaps his community, we think that's the... Which community is that?

You know, drank sippers. That's like, that's kind of like the definition of cool is, like, people who drink lean and stuff. So to us, like the, I don't know, I never felt like shotgun and a truly really took off in the urban community, wouldn't you say? Because, you know why? I'll be too dripped up. Like, I'm not trying to, like, spill truly all over my vintage babe caused crewneck. Take shirt off. Give it a rest.

He's too dripped out. Let me show you how to do it. Okay, let's go. Hey, are we ready? Let's get the camera over here. We're going to start off with a fucking, with a shotgun of a truly. Do you have like a shotgun tool? Yeah.

I like that she already has one truly open, so she has to. Yeah, do I have to go get another one? To crack. See, she already got it ready. Oh, she's already ready to go. Something about watching a woman do this. Sorry, I still. Sorry.

That's all right. Oh, shit. You smelling it everywhere. Chuck, Chuck, Chuck, Chuck, Chuck, Chuck, none spilled. Oh, actually. It's really a little bit spilled, actually. It, like, spilled when I opened it, you know?

Yeah. All right. Well, I'm not doing that, so go crazy. Why? Now I'm all wet and sticky. What are we ever gonna do? No, I'm all wet and sticky. You should make house phone, look it off.

Look it off. I taste yummy. He's been waiting his whole after this. Yes, I also have been waiting my whole life for this. Oh my. You taste. What the fuck? Why you taste like candy?

Secret. I take this like it. Where can I put this? Uh-oh. You can just throw it on the ground. It's all good. You can just throw it on the ground? I never thought I would get a half a chub from watching the homie liquor girl's stomach, but here we are.

I mean, I was trying to go titty, but I was like maybe that's a little too early for the titty. I should have done it with my titty's out. Oh, wow. You know what? The next one, I'm down. How many of those do you think you got in you, pause? But like, in terms of like doing shotguns on this podcast, how many think you could do? I mean, as I want.

I mean. I'm a professional shotgunner. I don't think it's a bad thing. I just think, like, at a certain point, if you've done enough shotgunning, then you probably can't, like, hook up with anybody on camera because then we'll get in trouble. Are we hooking up with people on camera? No, I'm just saying that, like, if you're going to say, have you seen one of these before? If you drink enough, then we're not going to let you and house phone make out because then it'll be, like, too far.

I didn't know there was making out on this podcast. I just am ruling it out before it even gets discussed. I think that's what you want to happen, but I don't know if it's ever happened. You're right. Yeah. Relax, man. You guys should make out on camera. Okay.

I'm pretty sure we made out before. Yeah. I believe that. The Coke? Don't do that. It has fintol in it. That's a fact. Don't kiss house phone.

He has fent in it. I might have some fint running through my veins. I feel like at this point... Oh, God. I feel like at this point, I either dodged the fint or I just have done it so many times with accident that... You're like immune. You're immune.

You've got your own vaccine for it. I got the fentanyl vaccine. They need to make that, honestly. Oh, it's called Narcone. can actually. Oh, God. That's like good shit. Okay, so tell me a little bit about your upbringing and whatnot and where you came

from before you started shotgun and truly for a living. I've been shotguning truly since I came out of the womb. A lot of people say that. That's interesting. Born and raised in Tennessee. They didn't exist when you came out of the womb. Okay. She had her own family.

Warm, naty light is what I started drinking when I was a freshman. They used to call it moonshine. Oh, the moonshine hits different. Now they call it Truely. You definitely can't, you definitely can't shotgun that. Fuck, no. You take one sip. You're on your house.

I'll take a sip before that shit will hospitalize you. Literally on your ass. That's what my grandma used to give me whenever I was sick. Just like a little sip of moonshine makes every cold go away. Really? Swear. Wow, that's interesting. Yeah.

But yeah, born and raised in Tennessee, grew up kind of crazy, really poor. By 18, I was like a drug addict and alcoholic. I was homeless. My mom kicked me out. I went to jail. What? Let's not race through this too fast. This is good content.

How did you end up like becoming? a fucking homeless drug addict. Because where I'm from, it's like such a small town. There's like nothing to do there except do drugs. Besides get hell high. Yeah. And it's like prescription pills in East Tennessee. It's like where 40 and 75 meet the interstate.

So it's like a major like pill mill. So like a lot of my friends have died, best friends have died. People I know have died all from like overdosing and stuff. It's just like there's nothing else to do literally or there wasn't at the time except do pills. It was like before social media and stuff. I'm kind of old. Now you can make skits instead of doing fentanyl.

Yeah. But it seems like people just do more fentanyl now. Well, I think there's just maybe more being distributed. I don't think they know that they're doing it. No, a lot of people definitely know that they're doing it. That's the fucked up part. Oh, there. I've heard people be like, yeah, I want the fake pills because it hits stronger or some weird shit.

I've never heard that. Well, when I was 18 and we were doing this, it was just like, I grew up like, it wasn't a bad environment, but I was just a troubled teenager. Grew up without a dad. I had, like, daddy issues, I guess. Okay. Yeah. What was your mom on those?

She didn't really do enough to keep you out of trouble? My mom, she was like a single mom. She had me when she was 20, so she was really young. So she just was, like, working all the time. And, like, I don't know. She just, like, couldn't really be around, I guess. And then she, like, got married and had two other kids. And so I felt like the older black sheep.

And I went down the wrong path. Even though I graduated, like, A, B, on rules, varsity cheerleader. I was like, good. I just had problems. Yeah. For sure, for sure. Let's go. Go team.

I'll be your biggest cheerleader Wow, I need that actually His rap career and his fashion brand He needs cheerleaders I saw the fashion brand go off Hook it up He's a high roller Well you're not

You're not into the sneaker game anymore So I'll take picks for you I do need that actually Got you I just did a crazy photo shoot the other day It should have been you But you just got here I would have came earlier

He would never work with a white woman Don't listen to him Oh wow Excuse me Not good enough Josh Josh said Josh told me that we were starting This at 330

because he knew I would be late. So I wasn't. I was like me being five minutes late is me being on time, right? I guess I was still getting ready. But the one of the things, he said, if I half naked white woman won't get you here on time, I don't know what else will. How do you feel about that? It's kind of your thing, yeah.

Why is that my thing? I know you love white women in your private life. I'm just saying that for your brand, you're not going to do a photo show with a white woman because you are racist. What's going on here? You can't be racist towards white people. Anyway. Anyway, so then I was like doing pills and stuff and then my mom like kicked me out.

I was homeless and went to jail, blah, blah, blah. I was like kind of traumatic. But then... How was jail? Oh, I've been to jail four times and I told myself I'll never go back. Is it like Orange is a new black? I should have worn my like orange jumpsuit here

from when I went to jail for the Super Bowl. And then pull it off? That would be brilliant. Wouldn't it? If we knew that you went to jail so many times, we would have definitely told you to bring them. You should have, like, had my mugshots, like, posted up. I didn't even know you went to jail all these times.

I also didn't know you were famous for being a fucking streaker. How did that happen? Yeah. And just crazy. Wait, wait, wait, we can't get into that. Not yet. Okay, okay, okay. We'll go back.

Skiff and a head. Jell sucked. And then I was like, I'm so tired of being homeless and, like, I need to get my life together. Honestly, my best friend passed away, and I was like, I can't do this shit anymore. So then I got a job, and then I got another job. And then I started selling weed. And then I got an apartment and then I got a car and then I kept selling boy weed. And I don't know.

My life just changed. I just made a decision one day. I was like, I'm not going to be this drug addict and follow in the footsteps of all the people I know and die or just stay like this. Wow. So you were able to just sort of like stop doing hard drugs just by the sort of force of will. You just went clean all of a sudden? Yeah.

I'm an extremist. I'm like either going to do something a lot or do nothing at all. Right. I felt that. Yeah. Yeah. So then I stopped everything. I smoked weed for a long time.

And then I like got into psychedelics and stuff. And I feel like it really changed my life and like my perspective on everything. And I did that until I was just like, I don't think I need to do this anymore. It's not like anything bad happened. I just swear like I swear like I just finished with things. I'm like, okay, onto the next thing. That must be nice. Most people build up like habitual behaviors throughout their life to the point where they just

die with a ton of like fucked up weird behaviors embedded in them, you know? Yeah. But I feel like our minds are so strong and we're so smart. And like you can do anything you want to do. I feel like some people are just. week or they're lazy or they don't want to like practice those parts of their brains that are like okay you can stop this if you want but most people don't want to most people are like doing things for a reason to escape and most people don't want to i think most people like even the the idea that you could

have that control over your behavior would probably be pretty foreign concept too you know yeah you think people are just like out here just on autopilot mode just being yes yeah like i feel like the average person who like is you know living in a poor area and they just even just drink all the time. It's like the idea that they could just stop doing that when everybody around them does that is probably like pretty fucking foreign. Well, that's why like I just moved back home and that's what everybody does there. They just are in their little nine to fives and then they drink at the bars and like the fact that I came to LA and I did what I did for like almost seven years like they can't comprehend it. You know? And then the fact that I do only fans

and shit now, they're just like, whoa. Like you're not, you know, like you're not acceptable. I guess. I mean, I don't give a shit with anybody things, but it's just so, it's the Bible bell. And they're also, yeah, just in their little, like, robotic thing that they could never even imagine. They're like, I can't believe you went to L.A. And I was like, well, you could have went to L.A. Yeah, what do you mean? I saved up, like, $1,200 and I moved to L.A.

Like, you could have done it. I always think that because people, they'll be like, my life dream is to go to France. And I'm like, literally. That's not that hard to do. That's like, well, pre-pand pandemic, like, that's what, like you save up, like, two grand so you can go, like, a flight in a hotel room. Like people have such a hard time like imagining making their dreams come true or whatever. Okay.

So how did you, you get your life together by what age and then when do you move to LA? Like, I got my life together like 20. Oh, and then I started working at Hooters. Oh, that's such a gateway to great things happening in your life. Dead ass. Like working at Hooters, it was like you had to be hair and makeup ready every single day, right? So you had to look like this every single day. And it got me my first boob job.

It taught me confidence. It told me just everything I think I needed to know about like moving forward in my life as a woman. Well, you met somebody who offered to get you a boob job? Dude, he bought half of, he bought one boob. So he said, how much was a boob job? He paid for one. He paid for one, kitty. This motherfucker told me, he said, if you make half of the money, I'll match you half of the money for your boob job.

And I said, all right, let's do it. So you had to save up $2,500? So I did. I saved up $2,500. And I went to him and I said, hand it over. He was like, by God. And he fucking wrote me. He was like, he was like 80 years old.

He's, I don't know if he's still alive or not, but he owns one of my tits. Well, one of the old tits is my second boob drop. Oh, so that doesn't count then. Yeah, you don't go on either of them. No, they're mine, no. Actually, no, they're not. I got these for free, too. Who got you the second?

I did, like, a YouTube collab with Vitale after I ran on the field at the Super Bowl. Oh, because he also did the same thing. Yeah, it was like five girls that, like, all got boob jobs at the same time. From him? Yeah, but they, like, did a collab because the plastic surgeon had just got out of prison. He's, I don't even know if I should plug him or not. He's wrong with a cool crap. Even Vitaly who's like currently dealing with a case for just beating up a random woman. Yeah, because he ate 60 grams of mushrooms. I mean, it's not, it's not like it's acceptable that you beat up a woman,

but I mean, if any of us ate 60 grams, I don't know what happened. What did he think? Like, he thought she, like he needed to beat this woman up to save the world. He thought she was a demon. Okay, that makes What he said. And then he I mean, have you not seen his mug shot? It's like, yeah, he looks,

no, I saw the clip of them arresting him. And even in that, it's weird. His face doesn't like change emotion the whole time. He just looks so fucked. Because he's fucking on space. That's what I was.

Literally on space. He's on top of the universe. Is it normally eating like a gram or two of mushrooms? Like, I'll be smacked off a gram. Yeah. Yeah. I'm microdosed and I'm like,

no, exactly. He took 60 grams to the face. That's like, my man. You would probably beat up any random woman that walked by. Or person. or anything.

Yeah, anybody. Choke out a dog. I knew it would be some crazy shit because the news story just comes out and I had just been with him and it's like, oh, this guy just attacked a woman, jumped out of a bush and it beat the fuck out of a woman. Out of the bushes, bro. I'm like, bro, what were you on? Like, I know you were on something because this doesn't make sense.

He was on like a little bender, but, um. Okay, but so anyways, this plastic surgeon, he had just got out of prison so he was like looking for deals to get promo out. But he didn't go to prison because of like botry. He went to prison for like tax evasion or something, which I understand now. after making the amount of money I made over the last year. You would like to evade taxes? My first year ever paying taxes, I was like...

How much did you pay? About half. I paid a lot. Well, I paid my taxes and then I paid my first quarterly because my thingy said that I should pay quarterlies instead of having to pay. I paid $70,000 in taxes. Jesus Christ.

And I was like, dude, I normally get money back because I've always been like a server or bartender. And I was like, why am I doing this? I was like, should I just run away with all my money? I'm about to pay like, I'm going to pay like, I don't want to pay this. I pay 50% of what you make. You need a better accountant.

Yeah. I mean, you know, the little, you need to write off of shit. You need to write some more shit off, my guy. When I have conversations with my business manager, it's basically, if it's like, oh, you got 100,000 in the bank, well, you got, you got a hold on 50 of that because you got to give it to the government. It's like automatically, like, whatever it is, it's, you know, it's fucked up. I hate that.

My guy got mine shit down to one taxable income of one third of what I made. I hope he's the slimyest. I want the slimyest. fucker out there where I don't get audited, but like everything. But when you do OnlyFans or when you work for yourself, like car, nails, this, that, like anything, phone, gas. It's like, yeah, I'm working. You better write all that shit off.

Yeah. Apartment. Because that's where I work. That's where I film. That's a fact. I need to write my shit off. For sure. Okay.

So you move. Wait, so you get the boob job. Yeah, I go, okay. I work at Hooters for four years. Your confidence is higher now. Yeah, I was like in the calendar and like in the. In Knoxville. In the Hooters calendar.

Yeah, in Knoxville where you're from, like, the highest level you could get is Hooters Girl in the calendar. So I did that. And then I was like, okay, I need a career. I went to beauty school. And then I was like, I think I want to go to L.A. I want to work under, like, a plastic surgeon or a dermatologist because I, like, graduated beauty school. And I was dating this guy that wanted to be like an artist. Like a rapper?

I'm like a country singer? Not country singer. Yeah. Low white? It was little white? No. Oh, wait. No.

Which one? Which one? He wanted to be a rapper and a singer, but he sucked. I wish. Marry me. You're watching this. Yeah, right. I'm here.

She's a real kid rock fan. Literally. I have plenty of story to tell you about not kid rock, but somebody very similar to kid rock. I could see you on like Rock of Love or some shit like that. I should have been, but I was too young. I watched that as a kid. And so then yeah, I like saved up enough money and we moved to L.A. And then I like, me and my boyfriend at the time.

And then we lived. lived together and I started working at Doheny Room. I opened Doheny Room. The fuck is that? It's a popin' ass club. It was, no, but it was like the Popinus Club. And I got it with my little Southern charm.

They were like, they've never seen somebody or heard somebody like me. So I got the job because it's really hard to get bottle service jobs. And then I realized I was dating a piece of shit. So I left him. What was he doing that was so bad? He just was like a bum. Like he was just like, oh my God, he was a fucking cry, baby. I hate that shit.

He's living off you? He just like. Shit. He's drunk. You're cut off. Do you think he would have realized what a piece of shit he was if you didn't leave your hometown? No. Because he probably wouldn't have,

No. No, if we wouldn't have left the hometown, I wouldn't have known that there was other people out there that I... That was doing something. That was doing something. And then the potential that I had, because he never made me feel like I was a goddess. And, like, I would do modeling shoots. And I'm like, look at this photo.

Like, let's hang it up. And he's like, he was just so worried. He was just worried about him. Like, I was his biggest cheerleader. And it was never about. about me and then I realized like you know what fuck you and then I started I'm seeing somebody famous during our breakup in right after and so ludicrous why the most random celebrities why what why ludicry maybe you're dating ludicrous I don't know

like a little over my time you can't tell us who Dave girl I will I will I will when we get into like more like sexual questions because mm so you're gonna give us a cliffhanger until later in the interview yeah come on isn't that how you keep the people yeah you're like warm you're warming it up That's not what they're here for. They're like stroking the balls a little bit. They're here to see you shucking a beer with your top off. Okay, I'll do one later.

Okay. But anyway, so. So yeah, I moved here and then it was all over from there. And so, but you start dating this famous guy? Did that go really well for a while or how did this progress? No. It wasn't really well. I realized what it meant to date a famous person.

And then I started seeing somebody who was even more famous, but was married. and then they paid me a lot of money. To be quiet. And now you're on a podcast talking about it. But I would never say that person. Because you're scared of legal stuff? No, because I made, that's my friend. And I would never do that to them.

They helped me out. I tore my ACL playing flag football at fucking Hollywood High. And I had to stop, stop working at all the clubs. And he was there for me. And he gave me probably like 50 grand in a year just so I could pay my bills and eat and stuff because I couldn't work. Couldn't walk. Right.

Two surgeries a year apart. Jesus. What a legend. Yeah, he helped me out a lot. Shout out to him. You're using his riches for good. Yeah, because I never, I mean, I'm just not like that. Like, you know, if I build a relationship with somebody, like, I want to keep that forever.

And I would never rat them out. But you were with somebody who was in a relationship so you didn't want to expose it. But did the wife know? Probably not. I think the wife knew that he did other things. Not just with me, but with a lot of people. Was it Will Smith? I learned that.

No. Was it an entanglement with August? It was not the. entanglement. No. But I did learn that in LA. I just learned that things are different here than in my hometown and you just kind of got to play your cards ride or play whatever. You can play anything. You can be whatever you want to be, do whatever you want to do. Yeah, my fuckers just move here and become different people. You feel what I mean? Like they're like. Yeah. Or they're just, it's just different here. It's a different world. What led up to you leaving? I think I did that for so long and it was like,

cool. And I went on all these trips and I met all these celebrities. And I, I've lived the narwhal earliest life that I think I could ever picture living. But like for me, what's important is like joy and nature and having a family and just having peace and quiet. And like that just doesn't exist here in what I experienced in almost seven years. Right. That just doesn't. You think one of those good old country boys is going to want. Oh, that's what I want. I want boots, a cowboy hat. I want a farm. I want cows, chicken, pigs. You said that they're not with all the only fan shit and all the other shit. I think most of them aren't, but maybe I could like wrangle one in. So you moved back back.

Rangle one literally. He's wearing wrangles. You moved back home like without a plan for a dude. You just moved back. Like I'm just going to figure like that. Yeah. Usually when they go back home is because they got a guy already at home. Well, there was a guy, but we're not going to talk about it.

He doesn't even deserve a breath. Wow. That just hurt. He's going to be hurt when this comes out. I hope he is. I hope it hurts him to his eternity. Oh, we upgraded to $10. Oh, we upgraded to $10.

Yeah. But no, but then I was like, I just, I love wearing. I'm from. It's like the most lakes. It's per square footage. Like I'm just country. I love to like shoot guns. I love to go out on the lake. I love to kayak. What's the biggest gun you ever shot?

I don't know. Probably a huge shotgun. I just got three guns because you can't really have guns here. I just went. I didn't even buy them in Tennessee. I had somebody go buy me three guns. Because in Tennessee you don't have to have your concealed carry permit and you don't even have to register the gun. Yeah. This motherfucker went and bought me three guns

and delivered them. Well, he brought them to my house under his name and I can carry those guns around. And they're not registered to me. Really? Yeah. Well, that's why you'd be out in a park, frolicking around and shit, because you got that thing on you. I don't really.

It's not like crime like that there. I just be frolicing because I'm a little fair. You can just frolic without the blame me back at home? Yeah. You got to have to blame me at least in the car. I'm going to put it in the car. Okay. Just in case.

Just somebody tries to play me. Exactly, yeah. Wow. So, okay, but at no point during your LA life, did you strip? or do any sort of sex work per se? No. You stayed away from all that?

I stayed away from all that because I worked at the clubs and I made good money at the clubs and then, you know, dude helped me out. I worked like a couple poker games, but they were like hell of sketch. Did you? Really? Bro, they were hell of sketch. And I also am not. God, this is such a thing.

I don't like, I'm not like trying to stay up until 7 a.m. Like, I need my eight hours. Bro, that shit is fuck. That's the real pandemic is that. That shit is just taking over. Every girl that I've ever known. Yeah, I mean, they make good money, but you got to do some shady shit. And I'm like, I don't give a fuck what these girls.

I mean, I don't know what goes on in the back. You got to jerk off a six-year-old Chinese man in the back room. I can't speak on that because I'm in the front. I'm like, just sit pretty, get tips, give drinks. And then I'm out. Just hoping nobody asks for a hand job. Literally. No, you know what's crazy though, too, is like you, like, say you don't fit the criteria of like whatever guys are there.

No, yeah, you have. You just sit in there, right? Yeah, maybe they don't like blonde. hair with ass and tits. They want like a skinny brunette. Like, then you lose money. You literally are just sitting. Why do I know so much about this?

What? Because you've been there. I ain't been there. You've been there. I ain't never been there. They're a lot. Then how you know. Because I know every girl that does that shit.

Yeah. And like some girls make like a couple hundred dollars. And then I mean, when I did it, I would make like maybe like 7, 8K a night. That's what? 8K and what tips? Because people like me. They would tip? Yeah, they like me.

And that's with half. That's because the house would take half. So you was really good at like. talking to people, making them feel good. So you're making 14K and then giving them half. And then giving half and I fucking hated that shit too. I was like one. I don't like giving away that much of my money.

Only fans already. That's too much, the 20% but yeah, that. You made 14K tonight and you had to give away 8K. Multiple nights. Yeah. And then I'm leaving at like 7 a.m.

And I'm like, I'm dead the next day. I don't like this. So I did that maybe like a couple times. But then I started like Patreon and I would sell, dude, I went back through all of my shit today and starting on Patreon and then OnlyFans and I did the weirdest shit starting out.

Like what? Like I was not sexual. Like I would pour like honey all over my. I'd make 20 minute video. I guess like, but anything food I did like chocolate syrup. I'd make like banana splits. But like that's all I did. But was like on your body?

Popsicles all over my body. Were people requesting this or you were just doing it on your own? I was like what can I do where I'm not like, you know, like not triple X rated shit. But like what can I do that sexy besides just like? picks because I started with the picks, you know, like little titty picks, little naked picks, made a little bit. And then I was like, what else can I do? And I don't know.

I like, I like, I like food. So I just was like, let me put it on my body and see what I'm going to go crazy. Yeah, honestly. Literally go crazy. Did you ever have like a cleanup incident that was like? No, right? Is anything really hard to get off of you? In the tub.

I always did it in the tub. I don't know. This girl I know, she, uh, she had one guy that would like just request hot chito stuff all over her feet and like, shit. I believe that. Yeah, but you don't want to get that in the wrong places, right? Yeah. I tried to do like the sexual stuff. Like I did like coconut cream, which looks like Jizz. So I was like that one's really high. I think about selling that to this thing. Yeah. It's not just a regular coconut oil because that looks like Jiz too. No, it's like coconut cream.

I did that when I was in Hawaii and I found what coconut cream are you wearing on your body. You literally taste like candy. That was weird. I know. Not weird. So it wasn't the drink. She just No, she literally tastes like cotton candy. Do you want to taste? I'm currently engaged, so I'm going to hold off on that. Right answer. Right answer. Great answer. Yeah. Look at you. I was testing you. That's what they all say. If you want, me and my girl, we could all drink some truilis together. I like that. I like that. I like her. I like her. So me and her got our Instagram's deleted at the same time. When that sweep came through, it was me, Lena, Riley Reed, Battali, another girl.

Are you a part of that swoop? That swoop and we couldn't get ours back. For the last year, everybody's gotten their backs, but I think that, like, we were verified. It's hard to, once you get deleted and you're verified, it's hell of hard to get it back, right? Yeah, we were in that same sweep and I. You were verified before? Yeah, for running on the field. How many followers do you have before you got deleted? 700,000.

What? I was not. I did also when I was here. You wasn't not popping when I met you. No, but I just, I did my due diligence. Now, you went crazy, yeah. I did. I remember, like, you were probably, I don't know how many of you were.

rap, but I saw you gradually, like, go crazy. Because I was hanging out with Vitaly doing some crazy shit. I was hanging out with some Tyga doing some crazy shit. Making nasty. Tell us more. What was it like with Tiger? I mean, T's my dude. I fuck with him heavy.

T. T. Did you sign to the only fans? Before he had his agency. T raw. T raw. Yeah, they ran mine for a little bit. So I, okay, I'll tell you the story.

So my friend Eric, shout out Eric. I love you. He is a photographer and he's really dope. And he hit me up and he was like, we're doing this Vixen Taiga music video. I remember this. And I was like, oh, I'm down. I didn't know what Vixen was. Like, this is how innocent I am.

I didn't know what Vixen was. So I get there and like, it's all cool. And then it's like, they do our hair and makeup. I was like, okay, photo shoot. Like, that's what I'm used to. And I had Only Fans at the time, but I wasn't really doing explicit shit. I only started the like explicit shit recently. So I'm there.

And then it's like porn scenes. and I was like, I asked him, I was like, what is, like, what is Vixen? And he was like, it's like a porn company. We did an X-rated version on Porn Hub. They did an X-rated version for one of his songs. And there's like, porn scenes going on. We won't have to pull this up.

Can we pull it up? No. It's a different time. But I was like, okay, I was like, I don't hate, like, I love it all, but I was like, I can't be in an orgy right now. Like, I just was like, I don't know what I got myself into. But you were kind of down, like, to have an orgy with Tygun in a bunch of bad business?

No, not at the time. I didn't know him yet. Was that part of you that was like, all right, let's do it. No. You ain't never been in the valley. No. They say I ain't heard because I stay in the valley. They say I never been to the valley.

I'm telling you, like, I was like innocent at this time. Okay. And I don't know. Like, I just ended up, he somehow I ended up next to him talking to him. He wanted to talk to me or something. And then I became friends with him. And then he was like, do you want to come to Palm Springs with me? Do you want to come to Cabo with me?

And I was like, fuck, yeah. And he had just started his only fans. So he needed girls on his only fans to, like, collab with. And I was like, oh, I got a lot of girls. I got that. I got myself and a lot of girls. And, like, he just showed us a good time. And he, like, tagged us on only fans.

And we did, you know, we did the thing. We did some things. You did hook up with him after the fact? Yeah. How was that? He's fucking bitches on his only fans? He was. Go crap.

I copped his only fans. And let me tell you. For the $20? I didn't pay for any of the videos in the DMs, which is I'm pretty sure that's where the sexual stuff would be happening. But I did see there was one picture of his meat on the feet. Yeah, so he started out just like mirror pics, selfie pics, blah, blah, blah, blah. And he was making so much and he was like, fuck it.

He was like, I'm going to put sex tapes on there. So he started fucking me, my girls, other girls, started T-Raw, like all this stuff. Would he be filming in himself or would you have an actual filmer? No. He would film it. He was filming off the phone? Yeah, off the phone. And it was like not like, I don't know, like it was chill.

I don't know. It was never weird, you know. He never made us feel like we were being used, but also like we were getting tagged. So it was just like a good like symbiotic relationship, I guess. Think about how great that is like, yeah, hey, let me fuck. I'll tag you. I'll tag the tag. That's what I was just thinking.

I'm like, I'm like, were you getting broke off per video? Or you, or that was you getting broken off by just getting tagged. Yeah, I would never ask him for money. Just the tag. And he tagged me on Instagram. there was this post we were in Cabo on this golf course and I had no panties on in my golf skirt and I was behind the whole the whole and one thingy and I went like this and he put that on his Instagram 200,000 followers immediately.

This is the real challenge. This is the real challenge in your life is for you to now find a guy who will accept you in Tennessee and want to be your baby daddy even though he knows that you had orgy sex with Taiga in Kaobo while he was driving a truck. back and forth up and down the same 18 miles stretch of highway. Well, I never had orgy sex, but I did have sex with him. And this is how I look at it. If I'm some guy in Tennessee and I drive a truck for a living,

I'm beating the shit out of my girlfriend when I find out she fucks Tyke. I'm beating the shit. But why? Because everybody fucks people, right? This is- Assuming the Tennessee mindset. Myself, I wouldn't care. If I found out tomorrow, my girl fuck Tyga,

big fucking deal, whatever. Yeah, and that's a lot of the problems, I think, and the problem that eventually happened, the guy that I was seeing, like he dated me for like a couple of months and then he was like went nuts so one day and was like I just can't believe you fuck Tyga I can't get it out of my head. Did you really say that? Oh god Tyga came on when we were drunk it was just like on Spotify he lost it I'm telling you throwing stuff slamming doors and I'm like and the thing is it wasn't even Tiger playing it wasn't even Tiger he was just so drunk he thought it was

oh no I was like we got it I was like I got to go you get this mother plug shazam dog yeah I was like it's not even Tyra get him an election That might have been like the most turned off, turned off thing ever. Turned off, turned off. It's like when I came there, he knew I did OnlyFans and he filmed with me. For the couple, like second time in my life, I had a man film with me and I paid him. I made him the most money he's ever made in his life. But he could not mentally get over the fact that I fucked Tiger.

And I said, well, you nutted in a girl and you got her pregnant. So you have a kid. It's the same thing. He's like, no. Doesn't count. Doesn't doubt. He's like, no, this is some random bum-ass bitch. that I nutted in.

This girl works at Vons fucking. She works at Wadder. But to me, I think fucking people is fucking people. And if I'm going to fuck somebody, like, I mean, what, I would rather fuck somebody and get paid from it than fuck somebody and get chlamydia and then fuck somebody and be sad the next day. Imagine me if I was single tomorrow and a girl's going to be like, oh, I don't want to fuck you.

You fucked Riley Reed and Trisha Pade us. I'd be like, I'm so glad you fucked them. Show me what you did. Show me the guys. But I think that's more what it is like for guys, though, is if you fucked, Dan Lovado. Whenever you pull up to... She's a fucking trans person or some shit.

So if you fuck them, they, whatever, and then you go to him on everything, you don't think all these retarded ass bitches is gonna be looking at you like, oh my God, he fucked Demi Lovato. I want to find out what it's so special about him. Or that's like I was watching Fresh and Fit with fucking academics

and they were like, yeah, we only know you because of Selena Powell. And I'm like, imagine being known just for fucking Selena. She's stuck out here being famous for just fucking Tiger. I didn't even know that happens. Those are the best tapes that sell on my shit. Really?

People love it. And Playboy Cardi. Have you ever heard the song, Kelly Kay? No. Well, there's a song about me. Kelly Kay. I thought that was serious that that was really about you. Are you joking?

No, it is about me. How the hell you know him? I mean, how do I know anybody? I know that song. There's no way that song is about you. Can we pull up the lyrics? And I only fuck with rich hoes. And I only fuck with dick hose.

A white hoe. Wait. Hey, let's go. That's not the first song about me. Okay, so... Shut the fuck up. There's no way that song is actually about you. It is.

After the Super Bowl, the guy that I was like seeing that's like famous or whatever, he's hot. This song is not actually about you. It is about me. And he told you this? I know. The Cardi community needs to know. Playboy Cardi has an insane amount of fans who are watching this right now. Also, hello, Iggy is there.

She's watching this right now. I love her. Right. Well, we're going to investigate. Yeah, we need to know this song is actually about you. Also, this is from 2017. You were fucking Playwork Cardi in 2017. I was out here.

You were out here. That's when I was like, kind of like on my list shit. At that club, I'm telling you working at Toghany Room. I introduce me to everybody I know. Are you really saying your name is in the song? The name of the song was called Kelly Kay. Whoa, I didn't know. Wait, so how do you meet him?

At the club. But your, but your name is Kelly K-A-Y, no? Yeah, or K. I mean, whatever. Have you ever seen how fucking Play-Bowardty spells shit? Yeah, you're right. You're right. language. Who else do you know is Kelly K?

I don't know. Kelly Kapowski. No, not Kelly Kapowski. I mean, I just don't. I mean, she's Burnett. I really never. This is crazy. This is me. This is blowing my mind right now. Okay, wait. There's another one.

No, no, we need to hear all about fucking Playboy Cardi. Yeah, we need to know about this. That's, I can't really speak on that one. You saw the NBA? Tiger's like he's out there with his shit. The other person, I'll tell you more about. But, yeah. Playboy Cardi suck your blood.

That's all we want to know. I have vampire bikes back here Really? Oh my God Was Iggy Azelia in the other room? No She was nowhere to be found I don't think that was even the thing yet This was a different era

Yeah, it was not a thing yet This song came out 20 That was on his first album Wow This is crazy Okay so then there's another song She fucked Cardi That's crazy

Okay keep going I didn't This person It was after the Super Bowl And this person It was like during quarantine He did like a little Jack Carlo remix

and he's like, he's like, ass fatter than Shakira. I saw her live at the Super Bowl. I was in town for a movie role. So after the Super Bowl, I went and met him. No.

Should I tell you? The baby? No. Tori Lane? It sounds familiar. I was in town for a movie role. Toy Lane. No.

M.G. Oh. My boy. I don't air people out, but I woke up this morning choosing to air people out. She chose violence. I did.

I've not talked about this with anybody. This is going to, like, blow. people's minds. I've like barely told my best friends. I'm just a very quiet person, but I did. I woke up today and I said, you chose violence. Wait, but so what happened with MGK though? So that's who I was like dating for a long time and like, yeah, it was like low key. He did whatever he wanted to do, but like I still was around. It was before he like blew up and was huge. It was like right when I moved here. I left my boyfriend. You were with him from what year to win? He was big in like 2014. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I would like wild win stuff out here. But he's like actually big now.

Yeah, you're right. He's like winning awards now. Then he was like, He was like a famous failing rapper. That's what it was. And now he's like a successful rock guy. And he's dating Megan Fox, which is really weird because she's from like a town over of where I'm from in Tennessee. Really? He likes the southern girls. Yeah.

So we fucked with each other for a while. So anyways, after the Super Bowl, I met him at Liv. We took some Teslas and we fucked for like eight hours. Like I've never done that before. I was like, this is fucking amazing. And then he was like, I'm going to write a song about this night. And he did. It's really fucking fire.

What song is this? It's like a Jack Harlow remix. what's popping. It's on his reels. It's not like out. MGK got on the remix. Oh, it's on his real. Yeah, it's on his real. He's like, I just, fuck my ex just rod it. I was like, but you weren't really his ex? Oh, no. Yeah. You were his ex at one point. Yeah. Damn. Damn. We have some crazy stories. You and MGK. Yeah. Why did that not work out? Do you want me to tell you why? I have the text. To prove it. He said, he said, leak his number you're like wife material and he's like I'm a fucking rock star and I want five bitches around me at all times and like you're just like wife material and like it's cool that you're like that you're like it's just not me and I was like I didn't want to be your wife but I mean he was just being honest you know because I would get jealous I'm like yo like I'm from Tennessee like I don't fuck around with a lot of people if I'm fucking somebody that's the only person I'm fucking allegedly so he was he was fucking out the people and it was hard for you to it was

It was hard. I went to one show and he had these groupies there and I was like drinking whiskey, which is never a good idea. Do not drink the whiskey. And I like start crying and I was like, they're going back to your house. And he's like, don't cry. Don't cry. He was like, I just have to provide for the party. And I was like, so what about me? And yeah, that's just embarrassing that I used to be like that. But I mean, you know, I was young, young and in love. Could you be with a celebrity again? No. There's just too much. I just, I have been with and seen what happens with celebrities and their like partners. And it's just not who I am. That's why I move back to Tennessee. One for like, I like nature so much. Two, I just, hopefully I can find somebody that can put my past besides them. But if they can't, then I mean, I'm such a feminist. I'm like, if you can, then you're a pussy-ass bitch.

Like, what? Like the past is the past. But like, it's definitely a mindset thing though, too. It's like, you know, it's like that's, that's, it's a different lifestyle, like you said, you know. But see, the thing is, if I was single and I met you, it wouldn't even cross my mind to be, like, bummed on you or mad at you that you had, like, dated rappers or whatever, because I'm like, I'm on the internet fucking all these girls and shit. Like, how can I possibly care about any of that shit? But I, you know, that's what I'm saying, like, you being in the

small-ass town trying to date regular guys, I mean, yeah, it's going to piss them up. Because your life experience, it's not even just about the fact, yeah, they're, they're, they're dicking you. It's like, you've had a crazy. You've had a crazy. You've had a crazy. life. They have been hanging out outside the Walgreens. Like this is just, it's going to be hard for them to accept that you've seen and done so much that they haven't done, you know? But they should be blessed that I'm into them because I don't, yeah, I lived a crazy life. But if I didn't live that life, then I wouldn't be ready to settle down. And if I settled down, I would have cheated. Yeah. Like, this is why I'm a Gemini. Like, I'm fucking nuts. Me and Kanye have the same birthday.

Like, we're a little wild. So I'm like, let me be wild. And then when I'm ready to settle down, I'll be the best wife there was. And this goes into like sex workers of like, I want to normalize like, okay, just because I'm a sex worker, it doesn't mean that I'm not a good daughter or a good sister or a good wife. Like why? Because I put my nudes on the internet. Does it make me a weird person or a bad person to be with?

Because I'm the best person you could ever have around. So I just don't understand like where that comes from. I think guys have like an ego and stuff. Hell yeah. Maybe. Insecurity more than ego too. It's 100% that. They have an ego and the fact that you've done all this stuff.

Because think about it, at the end of the day, this random-ass guy that you met outside the Walgreens, he just knows he can't compete with a lot of the dudes that you've been with before. But I don't want to be with somebody here, I would be with them. But to them in their mind, they can't make sense of it. I tell people, if I wanted to be married in Beverly Hills with the Lamborghini yours, baby, I could have done it. But I wouldn't be happy. I'm not about all that shit. Like, yeah, I like nice stuff, but I want to buy it for myself. I don't want anybody to buy me anything.

At the end of the day, I want love and I want happiness. I don't want the fake shit. And it's like, okay, can't find anybody in Tennessee. So what? Come to L.A. where nobody's loyal. Yeah. Or like nobody fucking, I don't know, I'm not famous enough or whatever.

It's just like, all right, I've just decided that I'm going to be single. And I've had my like shit red, like astrologists and Riki healers. I'm super into that. And they're like, yeah, maybe you should just be single. So I'm just going to make as much money as possible, do as much mission work and stuff like that. Missionary work. Yeah. Mission, yeah.

Sorry. Well, mission. Yeah, missionary. Yeah, missionary until I can do the mission work. And that's what I'm going to do. Oh, you were making a joke. Oh, you were making a joke. Oh, my bad.

No, but missionary work is also what it's called. I know. I know, but the first thought I thought was. So yeah, I'm like, you know what? If it doesn't happen for me, I would love for it to happen. But if it doesn't happen, I'm just going to give my services, sexual, X-rated, and then not. And then we'll see what happens.

But would you want to be in a relationship and then still be able to film content with other people? Well, if I'm in a relationship, I'd only film with them. That's the requirement to be in a relationship with me. You got to help me. You got to give me the dick. You got to throw that dick, yeah. I'll literally buy you anything you want.

I'll pay you. I'll give you a gift. But that's why, like, I sometimes look up with, like, random people for my only fans because, like, the little, like, barn boy or whatever. Like, they love that shit. And they're not going to ask me for anything and they're down. And then, like, but yeah, the guy I dated, he, like, filmed for a couple months. And then he was like, fuck this.

Like, I can't. can't do this anymore. Like, yeah. Like, what was his? What's crazy. Because I fuck Tiger. I meet girls on here all the time who I'm like, how do you find guys to shoot content with for your only fans?

They're like, oh, they just let me. They're just down. Some guys are just down. Like, because realistically, the world's not going to know what's your dick. Like for me, I got tattoos all over my fucking crotch. I got leg tattoos. I like the tattoos. But yeah, but yeah, if it's a random dude, like, you're like kind of famous or whatever.

Exactly He's like offended I would love to be kind of famous So that sounds great But yeah like you know Your tattoos are obvious But if I'm gonna fuck a random person In fucking Knoxville Tennessee

Who's gonna know who the fuck it is You know? Or out here or whatever so I have a question Can we do the topless Truly shotgun? We can Yeah

Yeah Can somebody bring me in? Someone bring her at Trulian Let's get this vlog camera I just want And then we should do the outfit change after Right? Okay

Yeah Also, I feel like you should just like marry a Playboy Cardi fan. He would be so fucking stoked that this song is about. I don't think you understand how mind-blowing I am by this. Why? Do you ever talk to Play-Boy Cardi still? No, I don't talk to any of these people. No.

He probably says never like five times. Do you know what songs are on Narcissist? No, I'm not even a fan of his. This is what's crazy. I used to babysit. Play-Boy Cardi? No, a 17-year-old who turned 18 and I took him to a Playboy Cardi concert. Really?

Backstage? What? No, not backstage. Why not? I don't know him. I don't know these songs. But you did though. Is this really gonna be Topless?

Oh yeah. Wait, wait. Did you know the songs really or you were just joking? I know. What's the really hype one? You know this one. We should play it. You should play this one.

Okay, because it's like my theme song. Yeah, I can't even believe this is. Are we getting topless? Yeah. Get right up in there with the camera, bro. I'll get Topis with you. I'm a rubber nipple. Suck on, suck the Trulietta one,

because that's literally all I drink. Why? What? Wow. Those are amazing. Yeah. Second boob job did me right. Free.

How was the first one? I'm mad at your doctor. It was fine. They were just smaller. Okay, do you guys know Allegra, the woman with the like literal like fucking 50 pound tits? I think so. She was there like filming for the YouTube video. And so when I was under, she was like, what the biggest one's in her?

And they did. They put 505 Cs and I'm like 100. What size are I? Triple D. So you didn't get to decide that they decided. while you were under the under the knife? Wow. Were you awake?

No, I was asleep. They said we're going to put as much will fit under there. When I get my dick implant, I want to decide beforehand what kind of dick we're going for, and that's just, that's just it. That's it. Yeah, I was like, I don't know how big I want them, but I mean. Do you have like a weird full send, uh, fucking shotgun tool? No, I use a key.

Oh, good. Real country girl. Real country shit. Can you stand up for this so we can really get the shot? Yeah, but let me like shotgun. first so it doesn't go all over your shit you got to find the air bubble but it's hard on the gay ass truly I see some air bubbles you see some air bubbles these are called coochie cutters for a reason my vagina is it is full it is full right now

ready she's in the food she got some coochie butter and I fucked her mama I like the coochie mother I'm ruining this fucking footage you're ruining your ass is all natural Yeah, 10-9-2. Cornbread fed, honey. Cornbread fed. She'd be in the gym all day long. I've been seeing your story. Well, I have good genetics, but I've been like an athlete my whole life.

Volleyball? Also, cornbread fed. Volleyball? No. Cheerleader. I forgot. Try football. You got a little six-pack going on.

I see you? Well, I mean, if we would have filmed that like 11 a.m., it would have been better. Really? You know, girls like morning tummies and afternoon tummies are different. We had a dude in here the other day who did a bunch of push-ups before we took a photo together. That's literally me. I'm like over here like,

like, ah, abs. Like drinking my deep low tea before I come. Deep. Psycho. What is, um, let me ask you this. What is the outfit change though? I just want to know what we're. Oh, it's like a Pamela Anderson, like vintage Baywatch bikini.

All right. Yeah, we're going to have to do that. I'm a fucking huge Baywatch fan. Me too. Pam. Yeah, you're old. That's why. My literal icon.

I keep trying to get a rapper to say, like a blood rapper say like, I'm in all red like David Hasselhoff. That's kind of hard. Right? Yeah. You're tired of the cowgirl? I'm just excited to just keep. Can we get a Yee ha real quick?

Yee, motherfucking ha. Let me ride you, Daddy. Your teeth are very nice too. They're natural, thank you. Because in my mind, the fans who are watching us right now, they may be close to jerking off so they're going to see the, or they may be close to ejaculing off. Yeah, they probably already jerked off. With the truly shotgun? I change right here.

Sure. You're okay with those smoking weed during all this? Yeah, I don't care. Are you going to get contact high? Definitely. And start acting weird? Yeah, so weird. We like weird.

Weird is good. No, I might fall asleep. That's cool. Sorry, we got some nose beers to wake you up. We got some nose beer. I'm a drinker. Let me try to get these off. Should I sell these online?

Because these have been, like, up in my uterus the whole time. We love uteruses. I'm not going to lie to you. I had a home girl back in the day that used to sell her, like, used panties to some, like, old guy. So you're not turning around? You're not letting the camera see the other angle? I'll show you my little freckle

but you got to subscribe to the only fancy There you go Plug it You're welcome out You're about to get rich all this I like when people kiss this one You have to kiss this one

And then I have one like next Down there You got kiss them both Why you got hella freckles Oh no We're just freckley people Why you got hella freckles Why don't you have hella freckles

I got you know what Sometimes I got a little Freckle action No because I've been in the sun Ever since I can remember No shirt Only diapers. You're a big fan of Baywatch?

Huge fan. You were like not even alive when I came out. You don't know how old I am. I don't know how old. No, you're not. I am. Are you going to tell us how old you are? How old are you?

28. Older than you? No, you're not. Really? How old are you? 37? Younger than me. Yeah, definitely.

Yeah. What if I was like, I'm 50? That's the age. If you were 50, that would be like, you found a found a beauty. If you had said you were younger than 20 yet, I would have believed you, but I'll believe that. I know because I went to school for skincare, so I take care of myself.

Can you give me a routine or a regiment? I got you. Oh my God, that's my favorite thing to do. Really? Because I feel like it's so overwhelming. I don't know what I should be doing, but I know that my skin looks like shit.

I'll tell you exactly what you need. Stop smoking backwards. It's probably going to be on the list. No, I don't think so. No, it's just like some moisturizer. Like you need like a moisturizer. I'd love to get some of the way.

I'm naturally moist. You know? You know? You know. Naturally. He's been mashed lotion into his skin his whole life. No, honestly.

Like moist, you know, other places. Exactly. Whoa. Moise. Yeah, because when I was in 11th grade, I had a math class in the morning, first class of the day. And it was like, for some reason, it was like hell of black kids in my class. For some reason. And they would be, because it wasn't like a ton of black kids in my school, but they would be passing lotion around.

They're good on their skin care. When I think about that now, I'm like, wow, they knew something that I didn't know, which is that it's important to take care of your skin. Yeah. I feel like white people are just, you can't tell. that they're ashy so they don't as a white person you don't find out that your skin needs lotion until much later in life whereas with black people i think it's too late they kind of realize like right away they're like oh these these elbows might need a little help and then well yeah especially if you can't say anything about my outfit like can i just acknowledge that it's hot way they can't see you right now

you got to no i love it i love they watch you got to do a slow motion job yeah yeah he'll film you Hold on. Michael Scott. No, that's running the hell. You're ready to try to find the life card thing. He'll film whatever you want to do right now. Wait, didn't they have a patch though? I mean, should I run here?

Where should I run? You got to just do the slope. You got to just. Wait, are you? I like she's still got the cowboy boots on that. I know, right. Hey, those are hard. The brown and pink cow.

Okay, you're going crazy. I know what the fuck is up. I ruined my other ones at the haunted house the other night. What the fuck were you doing at the haunted house? Getting scared. What are you mean? Was it here or was it in Tennessee? No, in Tennessee.

You came out here just for us? Just for you guys. No other plans? Swear to God, well, then I plan some other shit the fuck you mean? I'm going to poppy country night tonight. Pull up. They got country night at poppy? Pull the fuck up.

They got a bully. You best believe my ass is about to. I mean, you could just go to Saddle Ranch on any fucking given day. Boring. I'm like over it. I don't do influencer shit. I fuck with that. And then I'm going to go like have a little.

a lot of like orgies with girls the rest of the week who are you working with some girls anyone we know suppose no oh okay how long you're around for well I'm going to San Diego to do this we're doing like a little content trip in San Diego I was going to leave after that but like every time I come to LA I'm like I should just stay longer you might as well just move back and just dive right back into the lifestyle oh dive back into the lifestyle that depressed me oh you don't do coke anymore or anything after people dive from the fentanyl. I just assumed that

in the L.A. M.G.K. part of your life, you were doing Coke. No, I actually was so good. I've just drank. I did Coke like a little bit last year. I don't know. Just depressed or something. I don't know. Or when I drink a lot, like when I'm blacked out,

like it makes you sober up. In that moment, when you're too drunk and you do some coke and it brings you back to life, you're like, this is a miracle drunk. Everybody should have access to this. You're like, oh, I could drink more now. But then when people were dying from fentanyl, I was like, this is just, it's not worth it.

Like, my life is so valuable. Like, other people's lives are so valuable. Like, I can't. That's why he goes straight to the cartel. The cartel, let's go. You said the cartel is to go. Is that what you said? He goes straight to the cartel to get his source.

Yeah. Yeah. Let me put my face in a fucking thing. My favorite movie is Scarface. Like, if I could be anybody in the world, I would want to be a mob wife with a fucking AK-47. And I wish somebody would come up in my house with my man. But then when he gets a Fed case, you see. snitch on them and you walk.

No. That's the best part about being a girl. I'm sorry. I feel like you was snitched for show. Oh, hell yeah. She's white. No, I would run. I wouldn't go back to jail.

I'll tell you that, but I would run. You're not taking 50 years for some shit you weren't even doing. I'm not taking nothing because I'll run. I'm so small. I fit in small spaces. Put me in a crate overseas. They're going to lock you up. They're not going to give you bail and they're going to keep you in there and they're

going to feed you one Frito a day until you talk. Until you talk. Tell us where MGK kept the kilos. It was definitely on the kilos. I'm picturing this. This is what's going to happen is Megan Fox is going to find this in his browser history.

Trouble in Paradise. This, no jumper thingy? What we're doing? She's going to look on his phone. Why, you got the Patreon app? You're spending $10 a month

with that out of 22 piece of shit? No, he's going to hear his name and then he's going to want to know. I've never aired it. He already slapped Adam once. He might slap him again. I'm not airing him out.

He didn't cheat on Megan Fox, you know, but we did like do things. Also, oh my God, I have the craziest story. Here we go. Should I do? tell you? Sure.

I mean, what's the wrong? Why not? Was this the famous person that you were going to tell us about earlier? Yeah. Okay.

But wasn't there a very famous person after? No, was even more famous. No, the very famous person is the one I'll never speak about. They gave me $50,000 and I lived off that.

That was probably nothing to him. Trump change. Okay. The reason. Trump change. Oh my God. I don't know. This is my,

oh my God. Let it fly, baby. You're looking very MAGA. What's that? Make America Great a Trump supporter. Like, I could see Trump.

Trump. 2021 on there. If it said Make America Great again It would just work, right? I'm like an environmentalist I don't do politics

I love that answer I'm vegan I just want to save all the animals That's what I would say If I was a Trump supporter too I'll continue I don't even know I don't even know what that is

I don't even know who Trump is I don't know these people I just stick to myself She's like I just know Playboy Cardi and MGK And Tyga and Tyga Tia raw skinny nigga Big Bo

And Arco Light skins Let's go Oh God Oh that's your type I mean, I don't really have a type. I like tattoos and I like people who are going to treat me nice or treat me like really shitty.

It's like the extreme. It's like you treat me really shitty or you treat me really nice and I love me. But you can't start off treating me shitty right? Oh yeah, you can. Really? It makes me love you. Do you really think you're going to find love out there or do you think that you're too jaded to normal guys at this point?

I'm not jaded to normal guys. I think they're jaded to her. They're jaded to me. She's so much hotter than every other girl probably out. But guys out there they don't want hot girls because they can. can't stand people looking at their wives. So what I'm going to do is I'm going to... It's a different mindset, bro.

I guess. It is. I'm going to go out there and I'm going to start my businesses that I've made the money from only vans. I'm going to start businesses out there because it's like cheaper to have businesses there than here. So I'm going to do that. Panini shop.

You're going to steal it. I'm going to steal it. Somebody watching this. Tell us the crazy story. Okay. I don't know if I should. It's like kind of gnarly. Let it fly.

But my friend was like, you should definitely tell this story. Okay. So tell it. Listen to your friend. knows what's best okay so it was the hundredth episode of Impulsive the Logan Paul podcast and I had done their sound bits for their soundboard hot which you know like it was like yes this I went in one day and I recorded a bunch of stuff and then they used it so they invited me you do have a great voice imagine if you heard ours yeah I want to hear them no you don't it's

really stupid they're all okay okay go ahead so they invited me but I didn't really know anybody there also MGK, it was the 100th episode and it was him coming there. Did they know that? Did they like set that up on purpose? Yeah. So they had no, they didn't know that. They didn't know that, but I also had to say like MGK sound bits. So it like kind of worked out.

That's kind of funny. So they, he was the guest and he did a show and then I can't believe I'm going to tell you this. You haven't even asked me any sexual questions. Okay. Should I just tell you? You suck his dick on impulsive. I'm dying if I know. No.

So, okay, he does this little thing. Like the thing ends. It's a party. There's people at Logan Paul's house somewhere. there. So he like pulls me outside and like his favorite thing he used to text me was Enema and come over. Like that was like the Netflix and chill. It was like Enema and come over. That means I want that booty hole. Very funny. Yeah. Enema and come over. Well. You're big on anal? No. Only with him because that's what he really likes. But after that night. So anyways,

we're like outside and we're like doing things. but I was like on my period and he was like all right well I'm gonna fuck you in the ass and I was like okay well normally when you fuck a girl in the ass you're like laying down and there's a lot of lube and like all this shit right like you're comfortable yeah we were on the back of logan g-wagon standing up standing up hard yeah I mean it was like really hot and he like busted a load in my ass and then I had to go back in the party with like coming or dripping out of your ass dripping out of my ass I felt like and on your period so you have blood coming out of your vagina a cup in.

I wear little cups that like hold a cup. A cup. It like holds the blood in. It's better than tampons. They give you like a I don't know. Anyways,

she knows so much. Yeah, very experienced. She has a vagina. Yeah. Um, so yeah, I had to like deal with that.

But then a couple days later, I got a hemorrhoid. Wow. And I still have a hemorrhoid to this day. But like, because he did anal so much and his dick is so big. And it literally, I was like,

I love you, but like you fucked up my asshole for life. Literally like inverted your asshole. Like, literally like, The hemroy cream. Yeah. You carry preper.

You've had a hemorrhoid for months because you did. For years. For years. It never went away? Because you have to do anal properly. Yeah. You got to like ease your way into it. Ease it not standing up like this on the back of a motherfucking g-wagon getting rail.

Well, you can sense it to this though. Yeah. Well, yeah, I liked it. In the moment or maybe I didn't. I don't know. I liked it because he liked it. Like, I liked him enough. Like, I'll kind of do anything from my man.

Right. You know what's crazy? Yeah. I'm fucking this bitch and spreading them ass cheeks that booty hole pink. Who's that? You what? Saw baby. Oh, I thought it was going to be related to the story in some way.

I know. I was like, are you going to tell the story? Where you like ripped a girl's asshole? No. Well, I guess moral of the story is like make sure you get it like lubed up and like nice before you do anal because like that was not cool. That's a rookie mistake. And like I have a nice asshole and like sometimes I get a hemorrhoid and I'm like,

what the fuck? My friend was like my parents get hemorrhoids. Yeah. Let's see it. absolutely not Is this a source of embarrassment for you now? Well, it was embarrassing To who? Just to you?

Nobody knew. Well, now I just told like, I don't know how many viewers. I thought a hemorrhoed a whole bunch of times in my life and I always went away within like a week or two. Well, I don't know. I have IBS too, so maybe like agitates it. Me too.

I have I BS. Every time I eat anything, I'm like right to the bathroom. Yeah, so it probably irritates it. And I mean, I did a double penetration video the other day, so it probably irritated it. You're two dudes or two toys? No, like, no, I found one toy that had both. Whoa.

And it vibrated. Damn, so you're going all out on the only fans now, huh? Yeah, no, I do everything. But it's hard for me to find guys to film with when I'm single unless I find that one golden, like. Golden Goose. Yeah, the golden goose that's like, I like hooking up in, like, public and random places with random people. As long as they're, but with that, you know, you have to have a condom. It has to be clean, like, because I'm very, like,

very OCD about that. But I love that shit. Anything in public, I'm like, oh, you're fucking hot. Let's go to the bathroom right now. See, I think that shit's hot too, but you never fucked the random guy wrong? No. Never. Kidding.

No. Like the girl that we signed to our OnlyFans Management Company, she this weekend went viral because she was eating this dude's ass in an elevator. Some guys she just met. Allegedly. I would do that. I don't know. I hit the blunt.

I didn't know. It changed. I don't know. And that's just been viral as hell. But like, on the other hand, I'm a grown man, relatively well-known. My girl, same shit. She's like doing this for a long time. Yeah, but not in public.

I would love that. That would be my, I like to eat ass. Well. But like with guys that I like love, like, I don't know. If it was like a. I just don't fuck that many random guys. It's been like the few on my only fans. Other than that, it's like boyfriends.

But I do like to eat ass. It tastes like cupcakes. Not mine. Ew, stinky. Mine tastes like the Nile River. Ew, fucking Inima. Get it together. This nigga also just doesn't shower.

He showers like once a week. That's not true. I shower immediately before all my scenes. Use like the little wipies or something before. My girl has done that to me before. Like, come home from the club. She's about to eat my ass and she just gave me a quick wipe because she got it right there for the baby.

Yeah. Like who cares. Come on from the club? You got the wipes. Who cares if you're not? Yeah. You should definitely do that. It's not a big deal.

Yeah, clean my ass, girl. Clean it and then eat it. I asked this on a podcast the other day. I was like asking the guys that they ever like dropped off some sweaty dick, you know, after the club, sweaty balls and like not care. Unless the club is like extremely well air conditioned, then your dick might be a little sweaty, yeah. You're not having a problem? You don't have a problem with it?

No, because I'm very particular. I never had cheese. Very particular. I never had dick cheese either. That's kind of crazy. Yeah, I would really hope that she would deny that. No, that's not even a deny. And uncircumcised.

And I just never had that. I heard mad dudes talk about it, but I never had cheese. Yeah, I think uncircised dix maybe, like, have the potential to be a little stinkier. Yeah, because under the hood, all kinds of shit can grow in there. Well, if you're a nasty nigga like you who had showers once a week. No, if you clean it, then obviously you're good. But I think that that's why it was originally done, even in the first place was for cleanliness reasons. What about girls?

Like, have you ever ate like a girl's pussy that was icky? The other night, I put my face in some cuchy and it didn't smell too good. Grateful experience. So you stopped and then kissed her? I did, yeah. I swear to God I did. You transferred it. That's what I did.

Dude, this girl was like, I love women, by the way. It's like my fate. I like women more than guys. And I would marry a girl, but I dated a girl once and it was like drama. Yeah, she was so crazy, but I love crazy. But I couldn't date them because I do love like the testosterone from men. It like turns me on. But I do love women.

Why don't you just get a dyke? Huh? Why don't you just get a dyke? It's not the same. Give a Lori Lightfoot. But I want both. Like I would love to be able to like have a husband and a wife. I thought you meant you want it both in one person.

Or that. You got all this OnlyFans money. You just find yourself a beta male little Tennessee guy. And then you get yourself a boss Hillary Clinton bitch. You're in business. Oh, and have both. That's the dream. Like a sugar mama and then like a boy.

I don't think you really want that complex of a life. Yeah. My life is already complex. I'm in Gemini. I literally. That seems like so much to deal with. It's a lot to deal with. deal with.

No, I meant like dating too. Are you going to create a child? Oh. Oh. You have? Well, they're gone now. They got to go. So you're not down with this, that law that passed.

You'll see me next year. They already had one. Next year, you'll see me front force. Like, I'm telling you I'm going into mission work. I'm going into all that shit because I finally have the money where I don't have to sit in a fucking place for nine to five or. And I, yeah. Yeah, how are you doing financially?

Great. Out of this world, you're extremely pleased. You know what? I'm doing so good. And being back in Tennessee, like, it's unfathomable compared to those people, but I want to do more. And I want to do more. And then I want to do things that, like, are other than only fans. Like, I make a lot on only fans, but I want to make more.

And I think it's because I don't have a husband or kids or anything else. And it's not because, like, I want a lot of things. but I want to eventually like employ my family and employ my friends and like I don't know, I just want to have my little empire so that if I want to go on this little sea shepherd trip where I work on a crew of a ship, a naval ship for a year that everything's taken care of, you know? Do you think anybody in your family is going to hit you up after this and be like, yo, what's up with MGK rounding you in the ass in the backyard of Logan Paul's party? My family doesn't know what I do.

They still don't know. Influencer. But they don't do like they're so like small town. they don't do social media shit. You don't have your only fans link in your bio or something shit? I do, but they don't even know what like that is. That's crazy. Like they just don't.

They don't know. Or they know when they don't ask. But they've disowned me a few times in my life. And I think that I kind of like, I pay my way back in. You got it to go. I do my shit to get back in that I think they're just like are at work. How do you get back in? Gifts.

Lick asshole. Not literally, but yeah. Just like, you know, you just got to be. I'm a good. person, you know, it's just whatever. They just not ready for the lifestyle. They just live that life we talked about earlier where it's just so like kind of robotic that I'm just so foreign.

They just like, what the, what happened? Error, but they've just accepted it. So that's all it is. They accept me for me. I'm the same daughter and sister to my sibling. So that's all it is. But do you think that would change if they found out about the only fan shit and that you're doing double?

They're not going to find out. I don't, I don't understand why you so confident in that. I just don't, I don't, it's on the internet. Because I know, there's Scorpio's and they just don't, they don't even want to deal with that. This is why. All right. Very confident. For the record, we have 4 million YouTube subscribers.

Wait, how old are your siblings? I can't tell that. Okay. I'm just saying like they might know what this is. Stop making her think about the repercussions of our actions. Oh. The last thing we want to focus on. I don't care about that unless I have to go to jail.

Like repercussions of my actions, boy, when I get fucked up, the next day, I'm like, I did what? Excuse me? So, yeah. Same, actually. But you don't get fucked up like that anymore, or you still turning up? Oh, every weekend at the bars in Tennessee, but like, it's like on a different level. You can only do so much, you know?

What's your drink of choice? Trulies are Moscow mules. No, ew. What? Why are you hated? They hurt my tummy. I'm going to be honest. This is the best one I've ever had.

We have more? Yeah. Do you want to get you one? Yeah. I won't get you one. The problem is when I start drinking, I don't stop. Like, this is what people in, you do like we're drinkers if you're looking for someone to let you treat their body like a

amusement park i would like to nominate my friend with amusement part you'll film only fans videos with me yes maybe no i need an answer right now they'll be able to identify him from the xanax bar tattoos on his legs my leg i got zanx bar tattoos right here we can cover that up though we'll get some makeup well we're talking about it right now we'll go to home depot honestly we might sell more we'll get some spray paint that matches your skin tone. Yeah, it's like a collab. And you know what? Let me spray paint your legs to cover the tattoos.

This is a good idea. But they already know, it's like, we're not as famous as him, but we're like kind of famous. So it's like kind of too famous people making a sex tape. Exactly. You know? We can help elevate each other. And then I can watch it. I'll judge it.

Can you be in the room like with a little scoreboard like the zero to 10? Yeah. I'm gonna eat some beans first. Shut the fuck up. I want to ruin the vibe. No. I really like, I mean, I don't want to like fuck with your hemorrhoie, but I really like eating ass.

So like, you know. You can flick it back and forth. You might like it. Flick it. Play with the, play with the hemorrhoid. No, the hemorrhoid will be gone by then. I'm using the cream religiously. I love it.

Tell me more. That's so hot. Tell me about what you're going to do to your hemorrhoid. What I'm going to do today, himroy. Yeah, you're going to fucking make it come out again. Many a time, though, I've looked at a porno and seen a girl just rocking a hemorrhoid like it's a fucking like it's a piercing or a fucking little

jewel or something. Yeah, does anybody have asshole piercings? Hell yeah. Let's get one. Probably. Tramp salmon asshole piercing at the same time. I could not fuck a butthole while it was pierced though because that piercing is going to be fucking your dick up.

No, it's like a clip piercing or something. One time I was fucking my girl and she was jamming out. She was doing her little DJ session down there and she had her nails done. Yeah. And I had to tell her like you're literally like cutting my penis. You're fucking nail. You're slicing my cock. Shorty was hitting herself with the vibrator while I was in it.

And I was like, this is kind of fire. Yeah. Because you got the vibration too. I just started doing that. I mean, I'm my age or whatever, a little older. But my whole life, it was all about making the guy nut, which is also like my favorite thing to do. Like, I just like making a dude nut.

Like it brings me so much satisfaction. It's like, whatever. Yeah. Like, I don't even have to come when they come so big. I'm like, you peg dudes? No, I can never, ever, ever, I cannot look at a dude's asshole. That might be a deal breaker for him. I have a mechanical dildo.

I could peg you in a strap one or whatever. I'm good with all that. No, but especially, especially she hit the nuts with the vibrator. I was like, oh, this is a rap. Yeah, that's the thing. So I just started using toys with my ex. And like, I felt for the first time comfortable, like meat orgasming too, like rubbing my clear using a vibrator.

And he was like, oh, I fuck with that. Because I think it also like vibrates on to the guy and it makes him come. He's like, hey, listen, I was like, damn, I can't fuck a bitch as regular no more after this. No, so you need it too. Yeah, I can't come unless I have a vibrator on my phone. Damn, where? Or my hands or something. You ain't never had, you just need some good head.

That's all you need. Show me. A real bitch could get pegged in the ass in the back of the fucking car. Okay, we can't do this on here, but just know, I will after this. She's great. She's amazing. You know what? I actually, you know what?

I wasn't sure how live you were willing to get when I asked you to do this. So I'm glad that you came with like. I wasn't sure either because I didn't know what it was. She's got to be as a fucking goat. No, honestly, you got to be. The goat? I think this is the best one so far, right? Josh is nodding vigorously.

This is so good that I'm just sitting back like, wow. Yeah. But I will say, though, you got a lot, you got big shoes to fill. We had a girl that talked about getting fucked by 50 homeless guys. She's the reason also I knew about this. I love her so much. I collabs with her. Oh,

I'd love to see that. Dude, well, I love her. Just y'all to? Just y'all to or with a guy? Yeah, I told her I said I'll have a house for us.

Like, come over and I love her so much. She's so fucking amazing. I fucked her with a condom the other day. Good for you. Was it good? Well, after that many dicks,

like, can you feel a difference? I'm very curious. Man, I don't know. I was like fucking through a condom. I was just like, I was the last time you fucked with a condom.

I can't feel a difference. Literally years? Years and years and years. When am I fucking with a condo? Yeah, you're right. You got a baby. Yeah, but. Hey,

I'm a dad. I can't be poking with a car. That just meant like you obviously, like you obviously have not used the condoms, obviously. Oh, man. Back in the day. Back in the day. But was she good?

I mean, she told me so many stories. She had me rolling the whole time. She told me I was the first white guy like ever. Everty. So she got her body done. She doesn't, yeah,

it doesn't count. It like, it cancels out like Pem Dats. Yeah. Am I really. You sound like you sound like the Hoff twins now Like I know I'm white But like

I don't know what else you'd be Yeah right like are you You looking a little tan Are you hung or something? I'm looking the whitest I've ever looked right now Let's be real Yeah the fit But I meant like your actual skin

Yeah And I'm looking a little pink today yeah I'm fucking this bitch And spreading them ass cheeks That booty hole pink I'm a surfer now Okay Okay so yeah she's lit

We did a couple collab videos She brought a Sibian Do you know what a Sibian is? What the fuck is that? She brought that here, but she brought the wrong charger. Yeah, so she brought her Sibian, and she was like, well, it's like, it's like a machine where you ride it. You sit on it and it has a dildo attachment.

Also, while the dildos in you, it like vibrates all kinds of ways. It turns to dildo this way and it vibrates and stuff. So we did this cute little segment and she was like, I'm going to ask you questions. And if you get them wrong, I'm going to torture you. So, yeah, we did like 10 minutes of me on the street. Sibian with the collar on my neck and her like torturing me asking me questions. That sounds amazing. Yeah.

It was cute. And then we did like, I mean, it wasn't cute. She made me come a lot. That thing is really gnarly. But I do prefer digs instead. But it's fun to collab with a girl. You prefer a real dig over the Sibian. Yeah.

But when you're with a girl, what can you do, you know? That's a fight. I've been fucked with everything. Assybians, fuck machines, like the ones that are like, you ever get fisted? No. It's too small. Too small.

I can't take big dick. I can't. Actually, lie. One time, maybe twice. Actually, MGK was probably like huge. The mysterious man was

fucking... Damn, MGK's got a thing like that. No wonder he became a rapper. No wonder. He was just a regular kid, but then he looked down in this giant dick and he was like, you know what?

I'm spitting bars. Fuck this shit. And then you know what? I'm going to become fucking Green Day. And then beef was to do whatever. beef with Slipknot. That's, how do you feel funny?

You know, he slapped Adam at a festival, right? Who's Adam? No, who slapped him? MGK. Yeah. No, I'm not laughing. I know who you are. Oh, why did he slap you?

I thought you said you slapped somebody. I honestly don't really know, except I had talked shit about his raps and his music and stuff, so I'm assuming it was related to that. And then also about that M&M versus MGK thing? Oh, yeah. Did you like side with Eminem? Duh. Duh, because we're like older.

I mean, that kind of ended his whole. He stopped rapping after that. He literally stopped rapping. He switched genres. He put out one more project after that. And then he's like, you know what? But now I'm going Green Day on him. But now he's beefing with Slipknot and the Slipknot fans are like booing them offstage and shit.

Really? Yeah. So he might go back to rap now. I don't know. We'll see. Anyways. So there was a like. Rehemorrhoge you again?

Yeah. Absolutely. Let him start it up again. He has a special place in my heart and my ass. And you're out. How are you thinking he's going to feel after he sees this? Like, what's the text to you going to be like, after this?

I don't know. You fucking stupid bitch. He should have wifeed me up and not like diss me for his groupie. Oh, instead of Megan Fox. I thought you made Megan Fox. No, I like Megan Fox and they're Twin Flames.

So why do you like her? Why do like like, like normal people just like celebrities so much that they just like, oh, she's hot. I like her. No, I like her because they're twin flames. They've like gotten this like astrological reading.

They're meant to be together type shit. So whenever he ended up with her, I was like, you know it makes sense. They're good for each other. I'm not even upset. The groupie hoes. can't deal with but yeah if he text me after this sorry I love you you can come

re-hemroyd me and I'll you can forgive me I'll say a prayer I'll pay my repentance so do you know that he wasn't with Megan at the time of the Logan Paul 100th episode oh so that was before her yeah it was when we were like still kind of seeing each other it was like way before her imagine pulling out to a podcast and your your random like sneaky link bitches there yeah and And like they asked him about it on the podcast and he didn't say anything. They were like, because he walked out to my voice being like, M.GK. Oh my God. And Mike was like, he was like, you know who that voice is, right?

And he got so mad. Did he do the fake introduction? That's the best. To me? Yeah. No, I was like off to the side. Isn't that the best seeing a bitch you already piped out in public and then you got to hit him with the fake introduction? Love that.

No, he always says hi to me. but I was like off to the side. Oh, hi. How are you doing? Nice to me. No, he's like, hi, let's go to the bathroom. I like and subscribe. Once.

Okay, I'll tell more secrets. One more secret. One more secret. Okay. So he was like having a show in L.A. And I was like, I want to come to the show. And he was like kind of mad because I didn't say anything before. I went to the show.

It's before the show started. We went to the bathroom and nothing was going to happen. But things happened and he ate my pussy. And then he was like, why did you go to bathroom? Nothing was going to happen. He was like, I have to like, do my hair. And I was like, I'll come with you. That's so punk rock.

You just eat your girl's pussy in the bathroom before the show. Yeah, I was on the sink. And then he was like, I have to go do my meat and grate with your pussy all over my breath. And I was like, I love that. And then he ended up with a different girl that night. And I was like, baby, I wonder how my pussy tastes because you can fuck him. But like, I was first. Were you mad?

No. What? I was, like, dancing with other girls in the section, like living my, I wasn't mad. I don't know. I just, I know how he is. And, like, I also, like, got my pussy ate and fucked before he. before he went to a meeting great like i can't be mad you know you got him first for everybody else for anybody that's an optimistic way to look at it for the night i would tell the bitch that

if i if somebody who's fucking my girl right now i'm gonna be like well guess what i'm like three four days ago so ha ha it wasn't three four days ago they were probably yeah right you know it was like i was like i'm saying like if i told a girl that she would probably be mad though like hey at least you got me first i was on vacation with the kid just for the record that's why my sex life has been drier than a fucking brick. It'll come back around. Yeah. I thought you back home.

Ask her to add me into it and see what happens. Oh, so you're trying to do that? I mean, I'm down. I need dick, like, or, like, any form of, like, a sucking a dick or eating a pussy, like, after breaking up with my ex, like, I'm dry. So, so I need SOS. Anybody? SOS.

Can I tell you something? I want to just know your thoughts on this. So the famous Twitter clip that my girl posted in which her and the porn star Emily Willis, like, my girl's sucks. my dick and Emily's eating my ass and then I flip I turn around so that the other ones eat my ass and my girl's suck my dick whatever my girl right before we did that she she just had a hunch because I had to work all day she's like I'm gonna get a baby wipe come over here and she and I told her I'm like you're bugging like I fucking took a shower like five hours ago

like my ass is clean that is a long time ago she takes the fucking baby wipes to my ass and sure enough comes back with a little smudge on it no yeah because you get like hair and stuff And it's been five hours. You probably did a lot of shit. But I have not shit. Immediately before you go, no, immediately before you do any sort of scene, you should always like baby wipe. See, now I know.

Yeah. I like shower really before I fuck anybody unless I'm too drunk. But isn't part of the hot part of getting your ass eating, just knowing that you might be consuming a little bit of your feces? Ew, sick. No, I need it to be clean. I went to almost eat some ass and then she was just like, no, wait, hold on. And just like turned around.

Like, nah, not right now. Yeah, I don't know. That's respectful. No, that is respectful. That is respectful. That means she probably took a crazy shit earlier. No, I just think maybe she had a hymroid. Maybe she did have a hymroid.

I feel like the tongue would soothe it instead of a. We'll find out. I'm trying to find out. Please work together. Let's run it. I've never done on camera shit, but I'm with it. Actually, fuck it. You get to film it.

I've been asked before, but I'm like, whatever. You're just filming with the phone. I mean, I mean, like, I've done on camera shit on my. my own not posted somewhere. What's the difference? There's no difference at all. It's posted. Exactly. Let's go crazy. If you suck the dicks. Hey, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, hold on. Wait, but hold on. Can we

like promote that? Because I want to. I'm with that, but hold on. But I'm not one of these barnyard niggas. I need some paper. I'm being honest with you. I'll buy shoes. I don't want a fucking shoes. I got shoes. I mean, okay, I just mean, like, of the shit that I'm in. Like, I just mean like a little,

you know what? A little percentage. I'll take. That's like very ill-old, but I got you. take 15. Two. Ten. Might have it. 12. I'll take 12 and the shoes.

I'll take 12 and the shoes. The fact that you're even trying to negotiate this is I'm impressed. No shoes because shoes are like a grand. I'm not going to, I'm not going to take you. I'm not going to take you to get the most expensive shoes. I'm going to do you like that. What do you want? I mean, these costs like 600.

Those are ugly. Why do you have these? These are crazy. Why are they 600? Yeah, they're new balances. I got new balances too. like 80 bucks. How about the new balances. You see these.

sponsor him. Sponsor this man's. He's defending you. They are kind of weird looking. I'm just wondering why they're 600 books. But they're like, they're like peeled away and shit. They're hard. They are hard, but not $600.

Okay, 12% or nothing. I put it all on the table. Or she could just fuck literally anyone else. Drive a hard bargain. I'll take the 12. Like literally any guy off the street. Look at that. Okay, we pinky promise.

Okay. All right, man. I'm about to see my dick on. Only fans. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Yeah. Where are you staying at by the way? Where are we standing? I'm saying with my friend, but I'll get a hotel. I'll buy the hotel. How about that? All right, let's go. When are we doing this? I don't know whenever I want. Whenever you want. I mean, I got a schedule. So like, no. I work around. Like tomorrow I got something to do. I got no jumper. If I were you, I would move my schedule around.

Dad, you just want me to just be like just available, huh? If I were you, I'd be available. I mean, but I'm not going to be thirsty with it. I'm playing it cool, man. We're not playing it cool when it comes to money. This isn't like dating. This isn't like marriage. Like you don't have to play games with me, baby. We're about to make monies.

Okay, well, let's go crazy. Let's go crazy. I'll skip no jumper tomorrow. BBC! On my only fans. I was going to go crazy. I was skip no jumper tomorrow. I don't get it.

Big house phone. No, we won't do that. Do it afterwards. Yeah, I need to be like a little lit, you know. Some truly's in. some ketamine. Relax. He always making these ketamine jokes.

Why you got no fucking shoes on right now? These are terrible. What? I don't like these. Do you like this? Do you want to try this? I'm all right. It's disgusting.

Were you not drinking on the? I'm not drinking. You weren't drinking in Hawaii? I had a single Truli, I believe. I had a couple mixed drinks at dinner. Dinner. Not much of a drinker. Can we get a Trudy instead of this.

Sorry. Don't hate me. I like this. This is fire. Anyway, why should people, Why should people subscribe to your only fans? Am I going to get COVID? I just liked it.

Yes. Why should people subscribe to your only fans? I don't sanitize those. Because House phone's going to be on it. So subscribe. That part. That shit's busing. I'm hot as fuck and I'm like kind of famous.

I think that's why people subscribe because when I ran on the field at the Super Bowl, we haven't even talked about that. When I did that, I didn't even have an Only fans. Which Super Bowl was this? 2020 last year. I didn't have Patreon. I didn't have Only fans. I did that shit just because I'm fucking crazy.

Somebody dared you do it? Vitaly was like, do it wearing my bikini, and I was like, oh, I bet I can do it. I was like, I bet I can fucking do it. I know my passport's going to be flagged. My ID's going to be flagged. It's a matter of terrorism. It's like a lot of shit. How did they even let you on a flight here?

Well, I've like worked through it since then. I've been a little angel. No, that's a fact. Yeah, honestly, though, if I was a security guard and you came up to me about to hop the thing, I would let you go to. Not about to hop the thing. I had to hop over a 10-foot. wall. I literally ran on the stairs, hopped over a 10 foot wall.

Oh, are we on my fucking, like how cute she is. Yeah, no, this is busting. Um, yeah, so I did that, but then they, but then they like tackled me. Three of them, I was biting them. I was fighting and everything. And then I was like, fuck, I failed. You tried to fight them off. I just showed my ass. And that's about it. Wait till next year. Just kidding. Wait till next year. Do you probably are you not banned from like? I'm not banned. I went. I actually got my confirmation today of where I went to court over Zoom for four hours and my misdemeanor is dropped. Misdemeanor or

felony, whatever it was. How to sit there for four hours, but it's okay. This is like fire white girl privileged because if that was anybody else they would be banned from every... I don't, maybe or maybe they forgot because I don't know. Stupid. I think you're just hot so they don't give a fuck. And they want me to do it again. They kind of want, they like the judge

wants to see your ass on the fucking... Well, I want to, yeah. I couldn't do like nudity because then that's like fucking... That's like... That's a different charge. Indecent exposure. Yeah, with like you can't be next to schools and shit. I'm not trying to do that.

Yeah. He's like, I know what that is. Excuse me? Yeah, nah, you definitely don't want to register as a sex offender. I don't want to be a sex offender.

I'm not. I don't want to do that. I will wait till later in your life. Maybe I'll go out in like this and then promote my only fans. Because I didn't have only fans too. You got to put the only fans on the front for sure. Yeah. Printed on.

You shouldn't be talking about this right now. It's funny though because I, think you have a very likable personality, but if you did that, you would instantly be perceived as the most clout thirsty bitch in the history of the fucking universe. And rightfully so. And then would never find a husband. Well. Depends what kind of guy you're going for.

You already street, you already did the Super Bowl once. But I mean, look at Tanna Mojo or whatever name. She's like the most clout thirsty bitch ever and people still like her and subscribe to her. But do you think people really like her like her? How does she have so many followers and subscribers that people don't like that? I don't mean that. I didn't mean that. I mean, like, on some of the time.

Yeah, I didn't mean that I meant like on some like niggas. Niggas that date her though are probably just trying to be on some cloud shit though. I don't know. Do you think people really like her or don't? I don't know. I don't know her like that. I don't know. I'm not a cloud chaser like that.

That's what I'm saying. I jumped on the field because I'm, what? I fuck my girl in front of her. I fuck my girl in front of her for a YouTube video. That's fire. Back in the day. I mean she. For the cloud?

Yeah. It's not like we got paid or anything. Didn't she make a song? Wasn't she a rapper too? No. Yeah. How was that? I went to one of her music video shoots.

Hefner was the name of the song. You should remake Playboy Cardi, Kelly Kay. I should. Are you joking? My girl asked. I leave Thursday, but I'll be back Monday.

Thursday, but you're really on the back of four days. She's back Monday for how long? Until I went. You leave Thursday? To go to San Diego. Oh. I'm doing like.

a little content trip and then I'll be back for how long however long I need to be I go where I'm told hey wait I'm trying to get this in first before you before y'all do the threesome so when we do whatever you want to do I don't know I kind of like girls um all right I can't like discuss this on air with both of you right here I kind of think that we should just put this whole episode on the YouTube channel and just censor the naked parts we should do that I think so too it just seems like it's too good to just have it be on the Patreon you honestly are an amazing guess like You got good stories. I don't want to just clip 10 minutes of it.

I feel like it was too epic. Yeah, very good on camera, honestly. I know when I was so nervous, I was like, I need a shotgun, but liquid courage or just maybe my coffee. I don't know. I hope you find a baby daddy through this. I want a baby daddy eventually, but I... It'd be cool because we'll both smash first, but then... Yeah.

And then after. I'll come to the wedding, honestly. I come to the baby shower. You'll come to the wedding? I'll come to the baby shower, all that, yeah. I'll bring a present and all that. I want to adopt kids. If I have kids, I want to adopt them.

What race? Like Angelina Jelly, like all races. From everywhere. That's kind of fire. United Nations. Yeah, like a little rainbow sherbetter kids. Yeah. Oh my God.

That would make me so happy. I swear. If I saw you at Disneyland with like one of each kid, like, I would be like that would make my heart so full. That's literally what I want to do. Have baby daddies of every different race so that all your kids look different. I don't want to be pregnant. Dude, my body looks fine.

I don't want to go through that. It will bounce back, but I also don't. I just don't. I don't. I work out too hard. I don't. I honestly thought you were like 24 this whole time and like that's amazing because white people usually age like milk.

You look amazing. Good jeans. I'm 29. You were making it seem like you were like that much older than. I thought like 34 the way you were talking. Yeah. Yeah, the way you were talking. I'm still in my 20s, I guess, but I feel like young soul but old soul I guess.

I don't know. No, it's a good little balance. But where I'm from. people that are 29, like, if you're 30 and you're not married with kids, you're like the outcasts, which have been that my whole life. Can we, if we're gonna do this on a regular basis? Can we do like, fucking

hype be scenes where you're like, you like work at Foot Locker or something? Do what on a regular basis make content? Yeah. Yeah, we need to do like scenes. You feel I mean? Like, we got to- get them in the game. Yeah, we got to do scenes. Like, yeah, I'm working at Full Locker and you like come up and you're like, what size do

you need? And like the biggest size you have. Wait, am I the full-out worker or you the full-lock worker? You're the full-lock worker, full-locker worker. I mean, I'm just saying, like, I'm, like, reaching like this for, like... What about lids? What about lids? What kind of head do you need?

What kind of head do you have that I can fit perfectly? Okay, you know what? Any scenario. Maybe we shouldn't. Maybe we shouldn't post our ideas yet. Let's just do it. Okay, we're going to do it. Soon to come on my only fans slash Kelly Kay.

I might fuck around make one too, honestly. Fuck it. Damn. I was just... Am I turning him right now? He's turning. Is that what you wanted? Look, look, I was just talking shit to this rapper in his comments the other day

about how he needs to stop selling dick and get back on the beats. A little whop. A little wop. Is he making only fans money? Yeah. And now I'm fucking... He had a little moment as a rapper and then like kind of fell off basically. And then all of a sudden he's like posted up with some girl in Vegas and they're doing

only fans and he's pushing that shit hard. which is pushing the foot. I feel like you're going to see that more and more and more to the point where you're not even surprised because it's just such an easy monetization option. Did you see long neck? Oh no. He's doing it.

He did it and then he got a girl pregnant but he was doing it. He asked me to collab and I'm like, are you joking? I would cop the wide neck only fans. I think he probably has one too. Definitely. What is the world coming to?

I gotta get a wide neck back in. What is the world coming to? It's like, yo, Yolo, you either do it or you don't. You're either going to be, that's what I thought. When I went into it, I was like, look, I'm going to fuck guys and it's going to make me sad because they're going to leave afterwards. Because you're going to like them. Because I'm going to like them blah, blah, blah, blah.

And I was also like so poor growing up, drug addict, blah, blah, blah, went through all that shit. Even when I lived in LA for like five years that I lived here, I was broke, like working at the clubs and shit. Like you don't make like extravagance amount, especially being around people in LA that makes so much. And then I got a little taste of money. I was making like just a little bit.

And I was like, oh my God, I can fly to Bali. I can fly places I want to fly on like the most minimum. money and then I met a girl this girl and she made like 300,000 a month and she said this is all you have to do you just gotta you know be more X-rated and I said fucking show me how

fucking it does it's not even a question I don't give it I've never gave a fuck what people thought about me but like when you bring money if I'm just like all right well yeah 300k a month yeah like I'm like okay I can fuck people and be sad possibly get an SDD possibly just

not be happy or I can fuck people and like make money, it's a no-brainer to me. You know? Gang shit. Yeah. And okay, the repercussions, like, somebody might not like me. Well, who gives a fuck? Literally.

Like, okay. Enjoy. Literally, who gives a fuck? Yeah. Enjoy your life doing whatever the fuck you do. You ain't going to have more money in me. You ain't going to have more nothing to me. And it's not even like about money to me at the end.

Like I just, I want to be able to be set up to have like a future that I want, like help my family and friends. But like, I do hope I can find somebody. but if I can't then fuck it. You know, at least I did something that was good for society. People got to see my fucking nudes and my pussy get railed.

Definitely. And the hemorrhoids. And the hemorrhoids. They haven't seen it. Should I like try to sell my hemorrhoid picks? Pierce? Honestly? Pierce the hemorrhoid?

Dude, that would hurt so bad. You know, you said you had hemorrhoids. Many sounds. I don't think it's up. For what? Lennon and Lena peg you with no looom. The pegs? I don't really want to win this talk about my hemorrhoids.

Past tense. not currently. No, they come back. Don't try to fucking fake it. Oh yeah, I don't know. But that's why I try not to push that hard I want to go to the bathroom.

Yeah, just let it ease out. Yeah. Anyway, you're amazing. Can we please have you back in the future? Yeah, I would love to come back.

If anything is right in the universe, this will go ridiculously viral. Yeah, honestly. The hammered's toy. No, I think just you were just a great guest, honestly. I didn't know how live you were like,

you know, because you seem kind of just like. Thank you for this, by the way. Hey. You really lined up a winner. Jesus Christ. With a little, you know, just kidding. Oh, just kidding.

Oh, okay. Maybe, maybe not. Maybe, we'll see. Thank you. No Jumper. Gang shit. Thank you. Yeah, this is amazing.

This is the first house phone Patreon. I think I came pretty correct. Yeah. It was lit. No jumper. Kelly Kay. Let's go. Only slash only fans in the world.

Yeah. Onlyfans.com slash Kelly K. Like, comment, and subscribe. Nojumper.com. If you want to support, drop a comment, motherfuckers. We need all the likes and then I'll have a threesome with him and his wife if we get the most likes. We need the most likes. The most likes. That's cool on. That's a lot. 10K likes. 10K likes. Okay. Oh, that's easy. You're going to get that regardless. Gang shit.