No Jumper - Left Cheek And Right Cheek Interview

Episode Date: October 25, 2019

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We're good. Do you know which one of us is which? Well, I was thinking about that, and I hope that she's left cheek and your right cheek, but I can't remember right now. You're right. That's good. Do you guys always try to stand in order? I like taking pictures at the same. Like, I have a tattoo on my left side, and if we take pictures like this, I'm always on the right side of the picture.

Oh, so it works out well. Every girl has their side, right? Yeah. Okay. We're like so accustomed to taking pictures too. We're just like, just stand there and we'll pose around you. I have to admit that when I met you guys, I did not know how much work you guys had actually been putting in. You have a ton of videos on you.

You guys have been in the game for a while doing your thing. Yeah. We just recently, though, been like really, really pressing, like our music. We did reality TV for a lot of seasons, and we just, like, dabbing music out. Like, Pop and Bottles was, like, years ago. That's 16 million. Went down, and then we came back. And you guys just keep going viral whenever the stuff drops, right?

You have a whole bunch of different music videos that got millions of views. Right. Yeah, whether it's YouTube, Facebook, it always, like, goes viral. On Facebook, it always just goes crazy viral. But we like having fun. Like, we respect ourselves as women, and, like, but we still are confident enough to, like, have fun with all of our content. Definitely.

So take me back to you guys when you were real young, though. Did you guys want to be into entertainment from a real young age? I like being the center of attention. Yeah. As a teenager, I like to be like in the music industry. Right. And you did cheerleading. Yeah.

Okay. So you guys always kind of knew that you wanted to do something with it. So did it kind of take a little bit for you to accept that you guys were going to be like a group doing this together or how did you guys start manifesting it? What were you like in high school? It like happened by itself. Like we didn't like want it. We would just go out.

Like we would, right when we were 18, 17, we started partying and everywhere we go, people would take pictures, ask us to do stuff. Then we started asking, like, being asked to be in videos. And then it just like went crazy. But we were just having fun. And still to the day, we just have fun with it. But then we started out with a little Chucky from M-CMB from the back of the day. Oh, really? Yeah, like years ago, we did his video and then he actually named us.

Oh, really? It was like a bar in like one of the songs for the video. What was you guys didn't have? have any kind of cool nickname before that. Nope. What a shame. It's like I'm glad we got the one like we chose it. It kind of goes well.

I was hyped when I saw you guys and then when someone said no, their names are left cheek and right cheek. I was like, I'm sold. This is the best thing I ever heard. And then all of a sudden was embarrassed that I didn't know about it in advance because somebody else backstage was like, nah, like they're lit. Yeah. We are what it is.

Everybody like low key knows us. And it's kind of at this stage in acceptance that it's like everyone knows. And some people fuck with us because they've seen other people fuck with us, but other people just like know of us, but they aren't sure if like it's okay to fuck with us and like, they don't know like accept us fully yet. Right. Like is it like the cool thing like if you fuck with us like is it going to be accepted in the industry kind of thing?

That's what I think it is. Interesting. So let me ask you this though. Like when you guys are real young, was it was it weird? Did you guys get made fun of for the height thing? Yeah. But did it like you guys seem very, very confident now? Was that not always the case?

What was this like when you guys were really young girls? I mean, when I was younger, I had an older brother. So, like, he always, like, took up for me. But then I stayed in the same school, so I had friends. So as I would move up, I would always have the friends. But I wouldn't, like, let it get to me. Like, I'm like, okay, they say this again. But, see, my life was totally, I was totally opposite.

I dropped out of high school. I hated everybody. I used to rodeo. Like, I had a horse, and I would, like, not do school activities or have friends. I would just go ride my horse. So I feel like that's why, like, now I'm like, fuck everybody. I'm going to do whatever the heck I want. I mean, did it force you?

you to become like super confident in a way that you might not have otherwise because you just sort of had to always be ready to tell somebody to fuck off if they tried to give you shit. That and reality TV made us like really, really like not cold-hearted, but just we just, we know what to expect from people. We've heard it all. Like people, they crack so many jokes, but it's like we've literally heard it all. Like everything. I swear we've heard it.

I know. It's weird because we live in a world where all of a sudden it's like much less socially acceptable to make fun of somebody for being fat. but we haven't really got to that point with height so much that people still feel like it's like a good joke waiting to happen. But nowadays I feel like it's more known. Like you see more little people now. Especially recently the past like month or two,

Yellow Bezzi and Blue Face have been going very public with their affatuation. But everybody, there's artists have so many, I feel like effituations with us and curiosities about us. Do you think that it's just curiosity or do you think some of them legitimately have like a fetish for it? I know multiple have legitimate. fetishes to the point, but why would you post

different little people on your Instagram constantly? Right. Who's doing it constantly? Air them out. MacMaine definitely fucking loves little people and that's okay. I love that he loved.

Have you heard of his song? He talks about us too? No. That's so cool though. I do know MacMaine. What is it? From a long time ago that MacMaine song? I just want to fuck every girl in the world.

Right. His verse in that one. And he says he wants to fuck a midgetting that song. We met him and he's supposed to on social media a thousand times. He proposed to you? Posted. Oh.

That'd be sick if he proposed to you to Mac Main doing that. That'd be lit. I know MacMaine. Good guy. So is midget offensive in this day and age? It depends how you say it. Okay. Like if you're like, damn, he's a badass midget.

If you're like, ew, that bitch is an ugly little midget. But it's like the word bitch. Like I refer to myself, be like, damn, a bitch mad as well right now. But if you're like, damn, you're a stupid bitch. Exactly. But we hear it, like, we've heard it. her life so it's not like something that's just like oh my god they said it again there's no use in getting super angry about it but it's it's kind of like impolite version of it there's a lot of people that don't

know like genuinely still to this day it's crazy they don't understand or no and then when you tell them it's like not really respectful they're like oh okay but it's just like at the end of the day my name's emily or right cheek like you have i don't classify you as a white guy with tattoos you can though right but don't name adam or the guy from no jumper yeah i mean i'm so you're that a lot though Aren't you? Hell yeah. Right. I like what people just call me no jumper.

And what up, no jumper? Hi, what's that? Okay, so you guys started like going out and partying around like 17 or 18. How long,

like how long to take before you guys sort of started to like earn money or be able to do something with the notoriety that you're building up? As soon as we kept, yeah, as soon as we kept going out. Every time we went out,

like we would get little bookings. We got, but we were very like naive and shy then in the beginning to. Like, we didn't understand the industry. Then the industry is very, different than I think some people assume and we kind of got put like right in with the big dogs versus a lot of artists are like it takes well for you get really in there like where you're

in the club with like mainstream artists seeing everything so like we kind of got put in that right away so it's like we kind of saw how everything was so we learned very quickly about things but it's kind of crazy because let's be real it's hard for women in general to get taken seriously in the entertainment business especially music and shit because let's be real there are a lot of girls that are around just be fucking basically just want to take some dick that's the only reason they're there um so any girl that's in the music industry it's like you really got to figure out what you want to do and you have to have to have a lot of strength of character i guess i would say in order to make it i made a post the other day that was like

just because i DM you or ask you to go to the studio or something like that like i'm not trying to fuck you like i'm trying to work like i'm trying to get some features like i'm trying to network with people and it's like it's crazy the second you DM someone it's like you're trying to fuck or the second you like support someone it's like are you fucking them yeah but like it's not like we're really trying to work they don't like take a series I remember the first time that a super super bang and hot girl DM me and for you know I had never had a super hot girl DM me about an interview before right so I'm like I'm about to click on it and I'm just like no way and then it's like I want to do an interview and I'm like oh okay that's right I'm that guy now sometimes the DMs we get were like

how the fuck did you get here? And my favorite thing is story watching on Instagram. Like the person that paid for Jake Paul and Tanna Mojo's wedding, I'm sure you know him, Tigger or whatever his name is, he watches our stories. Like every day. Like very frequently to the point, like I screenshot it. But they don't follow us. So you search our name every day.

Like a lot of people have been doing that lately. So many people. I screen try everybody too. That's so weird. Just follow. Oh, God. Type in our name or find us again to keep watching our story. So many people.

Oh. And they just wait until they see us. after you post us, then they may follow us, or like after World Star post us, then they will. So like when I posted you guys on Instagram, all of a sudden, y'all started to have all kinds of random people swam up in there? We've been had that. But we have TV fans from the TV show. We don't have like music fans and like no jumper fans.

So was that like the, you all have no jumper fans after this. Guys, get up in the DMs. Let them know you love them. Oh God. Check at our YouTube to official LCRC. He better leave that in there, not bleep that out. No, no, of course not. What are you thinking we want to be the only YouTube channel?

No, never. We be lit though. For sure. Okay. But so was the TV show the first, like, major thing that you guys did outside, like in terms of entertainment? Was that the first big move? Love Shucky was, the YM Z&B thing. Okay.

So that first stuff, you get you guys out there. But then doing reality TV, that's kind of like a bigger thing because it takes. It was different, too. But it was nice because we were who we were. We were left cheek, right cheek. We had like already, I think, like 20,000 or 10,000 followers on Instagram, which now it seems like not that much. But four years ago.

That was a lot of followers. Right. For not being anybody. Right. So, okay. So you do that show. What was the show actually like? Because I'm never actually seen it, but I'm very, very curious.

In the beginning, we were very naive, like reality TV, but then as contracts in seasons going, you get much smarter. But it was also, like, love and hip-hop, but just little women. Little version. Right. Especially Atlanta. So was your impression of it that this was a cool idea because it was kind of normalizing and making, you know, bringing little people to the forefront of the culture in a way? Or did you feel like it was kind of some weird freak show thing?

Like, why are you treating my body type like I'm some fucking oddity? No, it's very educating because it helps a lot of other little people, but it also educates average type people of us. So it's like both. There were things that like the network did that were disrespectful, but for the majority of it, the point of the series is to make people like more aware of us and respect us. Like we have kids.

It follows like our pregnancies and like stuff like that. do normal things like duh there's still people that like when we walk by they like run because they're like fucking afraid of us what did they do that was disrespectful in particular the show yeah well they added stuff so they make our music sound like shit they use like the audio from the mics and not like the recording studio and they like fuck with your shit well and they like make you talk shit about someone else that you're not talking shit about really they all edit it so it's like totally made up they'll just make it look at you said something totally nuts your reactions are real but like the situations are fake as fuck like why would I go to a bar that someone

else works at. They're going to pop up. And they didn't know. And we all have mics on. All of us have microphones on coincidentally. Professional studio lighting. Wow, this is so strange. This is a really well-lit bar. And this person brought another little person friend from a different city that happens to be on another TV show and we're all just friends because we're all little people. But sometimes you watch reality TV and that's why it's so great is the idea that anyone would ever believe this. They do. They argue with those. They swear I'm a bitch. Because like on the show it's edited books. Edited and I am a bitch. But like we fight,

but it's for drama. So you're the bitch and you're the sweetheart? Yep. Really? But it's edited so much. They're like, they're like, why are you friends with her?

But they don't realize it's like, they think they follow us everywhere and it's like all really like everything that they do. They'll be like, where's your boyfriend? Man, y'all saw that shit eight months ago. I have found somebody else.

So, okay, are you guys like the Claremont twins where it's hard to date a guy because the other one is sort of so demanding. And like, if a guy's going to fuck with you, he has to also get approval from you.

And you have to have to, and you have to be okay with her time being taken away from you for this guy. When it comes to dudes, like, we're just like, we do our own thing. Like, we don't fuss about that or argue about that. We've been friends for a while. It's just like it is what it is.

Okay. Like, we're not, like, selfish or anything. So what age did you guys start hanging out? Like 17, 18. Oh, okay. How did you guys meet? At their support groups? There's a convention.

Oh, God. Every year. I will definitely go. You should do it. I'm still trying to figure out if I have this fetish, you guys are talking about or not. I feel like you do because your whole vlog was about us. No offense.

This was it all about you? Oh my god, how many mentions, how many mentions, oh my God, we made a reaction video, but I don't have an editor and every time you mentioned us, we took a shot and we were fucking lit. Like, we were drunk as fuck. So by the time you guys watching it like two times. No. It was one of us.

Every time you had a group of friends. And they were like, they were like, I think their name was like cheek right cheek. And 10 Kats shot act like he don't know who the fuck we are, but we have a song with him. Like, oh God, come on, bro. And then you guys. And we have a whole song with you. Do you guys do the whoa? Not well.

but we like really rock. Do you want to hear our song with that K Cash? You can't play it on here because of copyright issues, but we can definitely play it after. And everybody could definitely go check it on on YouTube. And leave a comment. Yeah, but it will be soon.

It's unreleased. Check out our other stuff. We've been to play a lot of stuff. So is that important to you guys like to do stuff with other Texas artists? Like it seems like that's mostly who you gravitate towards as a scene that you guys are cool with Trey. The truth? Yeah. We've been a long time ago at South by South by South West.

He's very, very dope and always been respectful. Super nice guy. Right. Like the nicest person. Right. And even like Kevin and Ron, they're like really, really cool. We've known them since the first South by, Southwest, the same one we met Trey at, which was like six years ago. Right.

We danced on stage with him and we didn't even realize it was Kevin Gates. And so like. And then we get on stage. That's when like movies and satellite was like. Kevin Gates didn't try your booty or anything? No, not that. No. Not another time.

Not another time either. But they're really nice people too. Kevin Gates is so weird because Kevin Gates is such a respectable, serious guy. but then also of what? Kevin Gates is in your ass? Oh, no, we don't have that one. We can show you that one. Just kidding.

Kevin Gates, I mean, he's such a serious, respectful, religious guy. And then the first times that he ever went viral was talking about fucking his sister or cousin, excuse me. Oh, my God. That was a big fuck. You just messed up so bad. Yeah, sister is a big deal. He said sister and cousin and it was a big difference. Kevin Gates, serious apologies.

That was like, it wasn't even like a little slip up. No, but the cousin thing, the booty thing. When I've met Kevin Gates and Jesus Christ, he was. such a like serious intense that hardcore handshake it's just like whoa he's legit how the hell is this the same guy who was in booty whatever i don't know um okay so you guys do that show do you guys get way more famous from doing the show what was that like i got a lot of hate i have a lot of hate i have more like haters like people just fucking hate me really they're just haters like even on our lives and stuff or even the comments i'm like why do you even follow us then because like a lot

Some of them are like coming from like the music industry, but they still hate. But we're trying to just like sometimes it's nice when people hear our music without putting our face to it. Because they have no idea that we're little. But if they know we're little before they listen, they're going to automatically judge us. And nowadays I think the industry is really fucked up. It's like if you know it's a certain artist, you're automatically like biased versus if you have no idea who the artist is, you're going to be more honest. Because I think some shit is trash that people like. A lot of music.

Yeah. Well, sometimes it's like more image and shit. Right. Yeah. But I mean, hey, some people could say that about you guys. Right. Some people might be sort of more into like, oh, I like these girls. We're like super versatile with like all of our music. Like we've been trying to go every direction. But it's still fun. Do you all fuck with Peter Dinklage? No, but he's a very like dope as person. Like, wait, fuck with him. Is it like, know him or fuck with him to like fuck with him like? Like him. Like, like, do you think he's tight? Oh, oh God, yes. Very, very dope. Hey, do you think I look like him because people always tell me that I look like it's all that's original.

Like he? Like, kind of if you had like longer like red hair. Yeah. If I grew my hair out like him. him and then like maybe switch the beard up and everything. I feel like every little person has like an average height doppelganger thing. Wow, that's interesting. Everyone says I look like, what's the Alyssa Milano? Like a lot of people in my live always say that. Katie Perry. And.

No, like take that back. Margaret Thatcher. I don't know who that is. Take that one back to. No. She just laughing at it. Take them all back. I almost said Margaret Thrasher by accident, which is like,

Margaret Thatcher, but she's skateboarded. I don't know. But yeah, like, we like really are having better for our music. Off the polar pop. It's not even like anything but like soda. I know you brought that from Texas because we don't even have Circle K out here, right? Oh, God, we were across the fucking street. Oh, there's a Circle K around here?

Like literally down the block. I didn't bring this from Texas. I thought that they only had Circle K themselves. We don't double cup like that seriously. You don't? Not like that now. Not like that now. Not like that.

A little bit? Yeah. Maybe. Come on. Admit it. You're like, chill in. I want to see both of you all off of float. Like we thought we were smoking.

What the heck? I know. I'm so sorry, but, you know, we're in this like smoke-free environment here. It's a whole thing. So you guys just got to get drunk, huh? And my drink tastes close.

She pulled up with the pack wood. I was trying to smoke. We don't even have that many. Yeah. I was going to smoke with you. You know when you play a rolling loud, they give you a massive case. They gave us.

They gave us the whole box. It's in the car. Were you on them? No, they didn't have the pictures. We just hit them up like two days before we came, but they were dope, but have to give us like one of the last boxes. I would take the left cheek, right cheek fucking blunts for sure. We brought you guys guys.

Because they gave us like a shit that I had. Nobody even has them. Shut up the packwigs. Okay, look at my sweater right. Look. We rolled that. Oh, that is cool. Look at you.

So you guys are sponsored by them or what? We fit in like PR packages stuff now. They definitely showed us love though. Oh, God. We got to get you guys. But I heard you have no jumper. Yeah, we do. No jumper cannabis.

Go ask your local dispensary about it. We don't have promotional assets right now. We don't have to have. to give to our customers. Keith's lying right now. Doesn't he look real broke? Who? Oh, me.

I thought you said Keith. I thought you said Keith's lying. I'm like, who the fuck is Keith? Get Keith out of here, man. Can I see the little jar? Yes, there's nothing in it. I just want to see the jar.

That's a fake out. Yeah, the people we don't working with, they're capping. They're acting like they're going to get us weird to give to our guests, but they're fucking slacking. Get it together, guys. But we have a really dope video

we need to shoot that's like a real like West Coast like vibe. it's real like hydrolyics cars and like old school and stuff but we want to shoot like some of it and like a dispenser and like stuff. Let's get blue face on it. Let's do it. Do you want to hear that?

I can't. Can we just pause interview for like 30 seconds? Okay yeah we can play it then we'll cut it out. All right. Do you have a speaker or not? I don't have a speaker but you can hold the phone up to the microphone and then we'll be able to hear it really good. Talking to the mic. I don't want to miss out of anything. We've been to turn up. Don't you worry. We're going to talk in the mic which obviously did.

So you guys drink a lot? Not really. I don't like the way it tastes. Really? When we were like 19 new, because we like just poured in our mouth. But now it's like, ugh. Can't even do it.

Okay. It's not mixed, so, well, but it's dope. It's kind of like, I know it looks scratchy. I put 28th on a whip, make it dip. No shit. I got too much. Drip.

You got another one that I think this is better off. That's such a one. Oh, yeah, you did get it at Rocky Loud? Oh, yeah, you all got to play around loud, yeah. Oh, boom, boom, boom. That's a big bears bustin. If you ain't talking monies, that's the end of our discussion. I got three bad bitches and they want to skip a dip.

So of them white, one red, that's a peppermint. I swatter on my. Yeah, well, if you have, have you tried to make a song yet? No, this is a funny lot. Three bitches. They want a skinny dip. Two white, one red That's a peppermint

It's lit, it's that I'm fucking with it Yeah, I like that This one would be tough But we really like Have fun with it You got another one? Yeah, this one is for this

Oh, give me a one You're gonna be like Oh shit Like you're gonna do I know you have a lot of fun They're not really Yeah Like we just pull them out

You're gonna be like You all do this too And we have like white people like festival shit like live live live live just live your life I swear to God I swear it's just like that I swear like like like fish fucking everything All right hold on let's let's let's remember we'll start again because we got to cut all the shit I'm like eating up he tried a slide call it sexion flexion if I fuck with you it's a blessing How dope a blueface be on this oh yeah oh god and he's fuck with little people you ain't seen him in the club peeking britt me up all day like he was talking her like a hobbit

Did you see it? I'm a thaw it. Annie, are you okay? Annie are you okay? Moon rock, moon rock. Annie, are you okay? Check my DM's popping. I throw it like a quarterback, I'm chasing this paper, you bitch is jogging.

Yeah. You fell down, I had a picture. Oh, and you shouted them out on it. That was perfect. Wow, okay. That was lit. We lit, yeah. That was good.

So when you guys got into rapping, did you do it? Did you do it all yourself or do you get help? In the beginning, her like baby daddy and stuff did music and then I just want to try it. So like and now recently we've been like doing our own and making writing and stuff. In the beginning we got help. We're finally finding ourselves in the music. The bards are honestly pretty good. There's like a lot of like really funny metaphors and shit in there that I was like, oh damn.

But we have like influence on all of our stuff and like now our newer stuff we've been writing. Right. But we're getting like more comfortable and stuff and we're still like just turning up having fun. That's what's up. Damn, that's tight. People don't expect us to, like, actually be serious. But, like, yeah, once they're, like, wait. And we'd be in the studio all, like, night and stuff and, like, work hard just like every other artist.

Who has shown love? What? Who's shown love to your actual music career? Like, who's actually sort of... A lot of artists fuck with us. But, like, as far as, like, music-wise, Mariah Lynn from Love and Hip-Hop New York, we have a feature on her remix. She put us on. It's not dropped yet.

It's called, like, what is it? Don't want. Short. I don't want. Yeah, but it's, like, short-dick man. but we're on that. I remember that song. That was sad.

I don't want to know shank gink, man. Yep. Damn. People don't talk about that enough. That shit I heard my feelings when I was a little kid. I was like, I think I... I mean, I'm like nine, listening to that song on the radio. I don't know if I have a small dick or not.

You really just don't know. Just don't know. Anyway, so let me ask you this. What happened in the situation with a little bibby? I'm so good. I love the people. I love... Not controversy, but I love putting people on blast, so I'm so glad you asked this.

I love this. This is so interesting to me. So, first of all, like, we're not dumb. We've, again, like, we got introduced in the industry very fast. So we know how slide people are. And again, it comes down to that, like, people fuck with us, but they wait to see if other people accept it before they're okay with it. Because it's like, it's like a, I think it's very weak. But it's okay.

If you're not like very sure with yourself, like you don't, you need reassurance from others. Okay. Whatever. So we were out at Gillies and we vlog. stuff. Like right now we got our camera rolling. Like we're not going to miss nothing. Oops, sorry. We're not going to miss nothing. It's Aaron Carter. I was scared he was going to come in. I told him about it. I saw that. You never heard of him? No, I haven't. Oh, don't let him get any ideas. He's going to be in those

DMs. I don't know what you're talking about. I don't have Instagram. Just kidding. I do. She blops Aaron Carter preemptively. So we were out. We vlog everything. We're not dumb. And like, again, we're very nice. It was a trade of the truth show. That's why we're there. Because cool with him. And then afterwards, he kept asking me to go with them, go out, where am I going? All of us are there. We have the cameras rolling. Again, come with us. And I'm like, again, we've been in, I'm not going to fuck you. I don't like you. I don't want to go. And this is 2014 or something, 2013? A long time. Before the TV show. Again, before the TV show. Because I saw you guys do a say cheese interview about it. And I didn't even know the say

cheese was a thing in 2014. Yeah, it was a lot. We were, that's what I'm saying. We were somebody before the TV show. Right. But yeah, so we did that. And then the next day, uh, interview posted on World Star and how he was drunk and then midget was trying to like go home with him and then they posted that and I'm like oh no homie we post our footage that shows him like begging me to go I posted screenshots of our text messages all that shit he was drunk boy if you don't get your little bitch ass on so you think that basically that sounds like he was trying to front like he didn't want it because he didn't know if it was cool or not that's kind of like standard like dude's shit though the dudes just sort of like paint their they tell a version of the events to their friends that

is very different but to go on world star and like the fact that we had it on footage i was so glad right damn so because i don't like when people automatically think we're like groupies and like just because we be in clubs and stuff like we're not bottle girls like like little thoughts and stuff that we're drinking like we're artists like we hear like our music is playing DJs and stuff like we know people like we're not thought around for artists like we're not going to go home with none of y'all that's why i thought it was funny though that you guys were hyped to meet juice world of this show in Dallas because Juice World is a little bivis artist. They don't bother me.

Yeah. It's just because someone's like associated with someone. No, no. I'm not saying it's like reason for beef or anything. I'm just saying it was kind of funny because it might have been you guys trying to get back into the good graces of the no limit can. I didn't know he had bad graces. All he did was like try to fuck and I was just like don't say that I was trying to fuck you.

Right. That's not bad graces. Is it something where dudes like sometimes just assume that you guys are down for some reason? Yeah. And they feel like they could buy it or they can use like who they are. like I don't give a crap. They offer your money. A long time ago, we were putting a car and we got told all about it.

And we had the right back out of the car. Really? They said, do you know how much money you can make? I'm like, yeah. Sell it ourselves. Who was telling you about it? People in Miami. Some people in Miami.

Yeah, we just want to say that. A porn dudes? Pimps. Yep. We never knew that I was like really, I mean, I grew up in a very, like, sheltered neighborhood type stuff. And I'm a trust fund baby. So like I was like with the white people.

Yeah. So like I didn't know like that shit was really real. You're not with the white people? No, she was in York. She's like you. I was always in the city. She's like you. Like I lived in like a little white town.

I grew up in like the other shit and then. But you didn't know about escorting. What? No like I saw the movie taken and I didn't know that like that was real like in Amsterdam. Like that's a real thing. Oh yeah. You go to Amsterdam? You can walk through this whole area and there's all these booths.

My life. Because see my life wasn't like that. It's like red and pinkish. No, me neither. But so I didn't realize that was a thing. So when they were in the car, like, we was like, excuse me? Yeah, like, people like, fuck the bitches. Y'all can make, like, 20 grand a month down here.

20 grand of much. And we're like, no, thank you. You never even thought about it? Absolutely not. That's weird of shit. No. Too much of respect. That's weird.

Like, that's just so fucking weird. Like, if you think about it, like, I understand that you're, like, questioning if you have a fetish or not. But, like, I mean, yeah, we can do more things than other people. But I'm just saying, like. And it's different, but it's still just, like, I imagine it's different. I mean, we can stand up and do stuff more than like your feet.

We're not to use their knees. We stand up and suck your deck. My girl has to stand on like a chair when I get home to give her a hug and she's five too. So I feel you. It's probably all kinds of different. I mean, I'm sure you could. I like being like, like I like being like picked up, flipped around all that shit. Really?

People always assume like because like little like little guys. Like they assume and like when we talk shit about like you're tiny as fuck. Like I like six foot like like I don't know. like NBA players type shit. You like NBA players? Like that I like big like tall guys yet. Who? Name and shame.

I don't like, not shame, but name. Oh my God, Darwin, I think his name is Darwin. There's this NFL player. Charles Darwin.

He's fine as fuck. Oh my God. And I have tried to slide in his DMs. I'm telling him. Oh, my God. Oh, Darwin James. If he responds right now,

that would be so lit. He is so fine. Look, really. I want to say the kind of guys you like. But like this is how big, like, average height.

You guys fuck white dudes at all or not it's out? No, it's out of the picture. How did I know? It's how he's all right out of the picture. Look, this is him. He looks like a regular little Santa Claus rapper. He's an NFL player on the chart. I know plenty of rappers to look like this.

I'm like, Emily, what the fuck are you doing? I'm sure he's a great athlete. I sure he is. Florida boy, Polk County maid. Turn up on the squad. He wrote 33 gang. For a second, I thought it said gang. Gang in this beat.

So no white guys ever? When was the last time? Did we fuck? Ever. Are you guys? Is that why? That you're so into giant dicks that you just couldn't fuck a white guy because they're not necessarily like how big it is too is how they fuck.

But like if it's little and it doesn't do shit like that's really like annoying. Like to me sex is important in like a relationship. So yeah. Me too. But so you're saying that black guys give dicks so much better than white guys that white guys are just out of the equation. It's kind of like no. It's still disgusting. Like I just don't find any attraction.

I just don't find any attraction. Some people think I'm disgusting. They do. They think we're here. They think we're like little like they're like, oh my God, if you fucker, you're like fucking a kid. Wow. I'm like, yeah. Oh, God.

Turn out. We heard it all. Wow. That's fucked up. Damn. No, that's crazy because I mean, I mean, I like that you guys are being so real about it because why not? I'm super attracted to black women.

But if I were to sit here and say, no, I don't think black women were attractive, people lose their fucking minds. People say that shit about me though. Like that's the thing. Like, why can I be honest? I have a preference. I don't dislike somebody. I don't like not like white people.

I'm fucking white the fuck. It's like not like, I don't like little people. Like, oh, God, I'm not going to fuck That little person So you wouldn't fuck Peter Dinklage No, first of all, he's old Tuck him on, no, he's, and then he's white too He's old?

Third of all, he's little. He's older. So white, little and older. Oh, what about Bushwick Bill? RIP. Were you into that before he passed? He's like older. Well, yeah, he was a little person.

How do you think we are? He was a little person, so you think we just been up. You're offended that I even think you would know who Bushwick Bill was? Yeah, because I mean, like, I didn't. He's one of the ghetto boys. He's legends. I didn't know until he was posted on people's pages.

disrespectful. No, we're not from there. We were in Pennsylvania. But he also, he passed away. It's from me. Rest in peace. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, but I mean, I'm sure his friends and family would be happy to know that Ditches wanted him even more. I wasn't that bitch, though. No, okay. Well, that's good. How do you think we are?

23. That's good. I'm glad you think that. I'm 29. 27. You always got to go low. Wait, so you guys started going on parties when you were 17 or 18? Who was the young one that was like just sneaking around? Okay.

Well, I was. Wait, I think he said 20. 23 and then 27. No, 29. You said 23. I said 29. Oh, right, okay. I wish that was 23.

That's pretty dumb, though. You thought that. No, definitely. Whenever a girl says, like, if a girl says, how much do you think that I weigh? How much you think I weigh? See, people always assume we're light as fuck. But if you try to pick me up right now, you'd be like, damn, bitch, you're kind of fat. You're dense?

Yeah, like, we're, like, compressed as fuck. What do you weigh, like a good 60 pounds? 70. I'm not even 70. And she little as fuck. I'm 88. I'm fat. 88?

Really? Jesus Christ. I'm like 1-10. I'm fat, she says. I want to get fat so I can suck it out and put it in my butt. Is it hard to work out when you're a little person? You don't do it at all? I don't do that.

I don't do that. Because I used to be in Chile for nine years. Really? Wow, that's lit. How was that? Fun. We can do stuff like literally. When he was like asking like stuff we can't do like when we were younger, we can do it now.

Like we kick herself in the head like we man. Like we can lick our elbow and like shit like y'all can't do. When you're a little person though, do you feel like every little person who's ever been famous or relevant is like of super interest to you like you have to like you're interested in we man just because he's got that in common with you no no okay because we just we're not doing it because we want to be the first little people to do it we do music because we're like two friends that like going out and like it's late when we can listen to our own music in the car and like it's nice when people are inspired best and I use air quotes because yeah they're inspired because we're little people

doing it but it's still like we're still women that live real life situation so you guys don't have jobs. You make all your money off of entertainment? Yeah. One way or another. So we don't do like things like one way, it's not like the one way or another. Like we've never stripped. We've never sold ourselves. Like I don't have anything against stripping. It's just we've never done it. Right. And I don't have any interest in doing it.

Never even thought about. We thought about it. You might just like strip clubs and stuff before. Yeah, we've been, and we've danced like almost like in thongs and stuff like low outfits and shit. Right. Do you always say like a scar on your knee? Do you have some kind of? Yeah. I got limb correction surgery.

Like they broke my legs and then I had metal cages on him and we twisted them. Pulled my bones part to, like, straighten them. Is that a common thing? Really? So you ever had to do it? But they asked me if I wanted to grow four inches and I said no. Oh, really? So you're committed to this life?

Well, you know how dumb? I would look if I was just four inches longer. Like, then people do they arm. But then you're like, bitch, you little. You got a big ass head regardless. Like, bitch. But you're still little. You only grow four inches.

Right. Like, except who you are. If you can accept who you are like you're dumb. Do you feel like when you deal with, average like other little people like when you're doing the show and stuff are there personality traits that they tend to have like do they tend to be kind of insecure people were like there's you can tell who was like sheltered and whose parents were like oh my god like you can't go to the store by herself because someone's gonna pick you up and you can tell

who was like me like you got a car at 16 get the fuck out the house like bitch like what is you dumb right because like some parents they might treat it like it's the biggest fucking deal in the world but they shelter them right it makes it worse for the child well we have kids too like And I have an average high daughter and I have a little son. But my son gets treated the same way as my daughter just because he's little. Everyone thinks he's like so cute and he's a baby, but he just turned a year old. No, like when he's bad, he gets treated like a one-year-old. Right.

Not just like because he's littler. So when you guys are your kids? My oldest is little and then my youngest is average height. So is it like a 50% chance on average? Really? Yeah. Wow, that's interesting. If two little people have sex, do they almost always have a little person?

There is 25% chance. It'd be doubled. dominant, which means it dies because they get both the dwarf genes. It's 50% chance. It's going to be average and 25% chance. It'll be a little person. Wow. So were your kids on purpose or were the accidents?

Mine was on purpose. My last son, I did IVF, which is like you go to the doctor and they put it in and it was like a straw basically. Oh, so you wanted to have a kid that bad that you were like, let's just get this done. Well, not really like that. I had a son prior and he passed away. Oh. So after that, I wanted to have another son and you get to choose the gender.

Like you could choose. Like they made him in like peach. dish literally. Wow. It was all on the show. But then you carry it. You guys both gave birth on the show, right? We had C-sections, yeah. Wow. Oh, okay. So that's complicated. Yeah. When we get pregnant, we get really big. Like, we get like real fucking big. And I had a seven pound 15 out of time. And her her average high kid is not fucking average type. Like he's really big. Like he's like really big. But my second one was big. So when you guys were pregnant though, were you like more or less like incapacitated? You can't barely get off the couch because it's so

like a walk and shit. Like, we like pass out and we lay back if you like lay back too far. Wow, that's interesting. I was going to show him the video. But we, well, I went up to like 39 weeks. If you show me a video of you giving birth right now, then you're lit. No, this is her son. Look at him doing the hood baby beer.

Nobody's ever done that on the podcast. Why? So they could? He's a little person. He's a little person. Well, them giving birth? Oh, no. Oh, he's lit.

Oh, God. He's a while. He's doing the hood baby shit. All of it. Oh my God. God. Yeah, someone better put him in a fucking video because he's so that he's shoot. Hey, wait, watch the video.

He's like a little, I don't knowly chopper. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, look, watch. Watch, watch, and this is our song. Oh, my God, look at him. He shoots, he milly rocks, he dabbs. Hey. Oh, this kid is the one, bro. Oh, God.

That's so adorable. He's got a trailer. This is your song? His heart. Fine. As it is. Okay. His.

Don't miss gender. Yeah, he'd be lit. Can you turn it? I'll just look at all your time. These girls are trying to get us claimed. I'm trying to get his claimed out here. Because I'm going to be emailing you. Please, can you release the claim?

And you're going to be like, no. I'm too cool, but you know. She'd keep all them. You guys. So what are you guys working towards, like right now, aside from just the music and stuff, like what are the things that you're kind of putting your creative energy towards? We want to be put on these shows.

and give in a chance to prove ourselves. It's going to be the very first show that we get put on. I feel like it's going to be a big, like, eye-opener for people that's going to take it seriously. So you're trying to get on a show that's not just based around little people? Not TV show, like a rolling loud. Like we were probably performing. Like, you said not music, but as far as, like, not putting music out wise.

I mean, like, we were trying to, like, perform. Like, we try to show out. They should put you on rolling loud. Why not? We performed at the Dallas. Yeah, we talked about it. I was waiting for the DM back. Oh, they want you back.

Hey, can you also tell Instagram to give us our goddamn blue checks? Oh, come on Instagram. That's so fucked up. Five seasons of reality TV and over like 25 million total channel views. And we have like one of the YouTube plug things like, like bitch. You got a million subscribers? No. Oh, okay.

You got the silver one. You don't try to hate. No, I'm not hating. I was wondering. Just because you have a million subscribers. I'm sorry. I have three million for the record. Oh.

You guys come over to our channel official. They told me they wouldn't give me the silver one from my other channel. Why? Did you break your do something disrespectful? I don't know. Maybe because like our first big video on that channel was like little pump doing a bunch of I just see. I mean, like, turn up.

I mean, we didn't show him taking it. You could just tell when he was on it. That was like when your girl told Tanna that she took shrooms before the wedding. I watched that. My girl is into the shroom microdosing. That's kind of her thing. She's having a little bit of a bad day.

She'll just take a little bit of that. I just like how she was just so blind. And she's like, yeah, I'm going to turn up for your wedding. My girl fucks with you guys. That's not where is she? She's not here. She's at home. Why is she at home?

Like, what made her think we wanted you a little bit more than her. He laughed. like casually like bitch did you just dis me no I mean it's like when I come to work she tends to like bring your daughter to work then you know or bring your girlfriend to work Can you face timer? You're like hey left cheek right cheek's doing it today. Can you Face timer? Of course

Do you think she would leave you for us? Yes And I would leave her for you. I didn't ask that Are you curious or you just think you just know what's up? Curious about what? You think we just like talk a lot of shit or you think we really bought that life? I think you guys are totally kept

cap? I really thought about splashing a drink on him. This is a no cap zone. Don't want to be that disrespectful. I'm not that disrespectful. But like I feel like you just don't feel like I would just stand up on your table and just turn up. No, I could definitely see you doing that. If you got up on the table and kick me in the teeth, that would be good content.

Kick me in the teeth. Uh-oh. Watch the, uh, no. You're going to like, he said, too late. He said, do it. Are you going to pay for a dentist bill? Wait, I had to look up and make sure there was no fan. The other day is she saying, don't fuck.

Don't fall. Look, I've never fucking had to look up at a fan. What did you say? Mama's looking at you. But like boom tank did. Mama's looking at you. I feel like I'm just about to get like a really good view of your butt here. A really good view of your butt.

Yep, and he got your butt. You know, this is the first time I had a little person to date something. Oh, there's a girlfriend. Look. Babe, look. Why are you not here? She's on the table. Like, we already told him.

Why don't you think you wanted him? Hey, ladies. She's with another girl filming content right now. You should have, we should do something later. Not you. Oh, okay. He has it. We could do stuff.

Let's go. Oh, Lord. We put it in the blog soon. Hi, am I invited? What's up? No, you're not invited. God damn it. Why?

You can, like, play the boyfriend part in this video. We're about to shoot. What did you say? My dick is too big? Okay. I feel like you're capping right now. Hit me up. No cap zone.

No cap zone. I'm boss. I get so offended when she's, uh, when she's doing content. She always was really hot friends. Yeah. How did you like, get that like no offense. How did that happen?

And like also fuck you for saying we're dressed like sluts when like your girl dressed is dope. Like little hose. Like we are dressed as little hose. Can you like into the clip when Adam said we were like just like a little hoax? Because we was low-key, not even that naked and I've seen a video if you like grow up in your girl's ass. All I said was they got little chains.

Oh, I just seen two midget girls. Not, you can't say midget. Little people. Dress like hose screaming on some dude. She's like, I thought she's about to steal his full as chain. Left cheek, right cheek or some shit. I don't know. Yeah, she got it fucking pop-in.

You could ruin her whole life, but you're digging it, dude. That's the kind of shit I'm gonna ask him when I hear you. I'm gonna. I said they got little people, they got, no, I said they got midgets that dress like hose. I'm sorry. That's not proper language. I shouldn't have said hose and I shouldn't have said mits. He went to say, they got real people fine as fuck and like...

No, I did think you guys are bad. You didn't correct yourself. You know what it was? It was like a kindergarten type response where you see a girl that you really, really likes you make fun of her and you chase her on the playground. They talk shit. Like on, like for instance, no jumper. Oh, sorry.

Like when you post our stuff on this, on this podcast when you posted on No Jumper on their Instagram page, like people are going to talk shit, they're going to be like, oh my God, minches are gross, we're afraid of them. But low key, those people that follow us, watch us, stalk us. Who would say that? The white people. A lot of you. The white people.

White girls scream and run away. But we're not lying. People swear we're lying. Yeah, they're scared. So we're like, we're going to make you more scared. Like, how dumb do you sound? Like, you sound dumb. Like, you're like, yeah.

Maybe I'm just in the dark because I feel like people are cool. You need to go in public with us, but behind us. Like, watch our blog. We went to Buffalo Wildlings. It's on our blog on our YouTube channel. Oh, that's lit. I like the way the sun started. He was like, we had a vlog.

He's like, what are you got doing? And he was like, he had a look at her. Dengling at the bar and he was so confused how my legs were like, he was like, t, he's just like. He's like, where the fucks? He literally's like, where's the rest of her? And he's like, you're vlogging. What's that?

And he comes into frame. But a lot of people that are with us and they're behind us, they hear everyone that they say once they pass us. So they get it all. Tell them what people do when they like see us and they don't see, we see them tell their friend. Oh, my God, look at the midget. Oh, the people try to be low-key about it, but they're actually way worse. And then they all look. Oh, my God, look.

Don't look now. There's a midget. You know, I just remembered probably my best little person. friend, Big Nick. You guys are fan of him? He's a fan of us. He has to do some collab work. But I don't like, I feel like some of his content is still derogatory.

Oh, wait? I don't know. He kind of clowns on himself for being a low person. Like, we'd be turning up and we have fun. Like, but like I like to dance and like have fun as a person. I don't be like. You had to laugh with us. Like I thought it was late that we drove little cars in a video.

But I wasn't like, oh my God, I'm going to have a little fucking cop and a little night. Like I wasn't like ridiculous with it. Like it was cool. Like we had little cars. Like other average high people. I've had little cars. But if you watch the end, they transform into our cars.

We had like miniature versions of our actual cars. Well, you guys were really doing it. Yeah. Let me ask this. What is the most annoying thing that the average person wouldn't expect that you have to do, like things that are just- Be picked up by them. That we want to be picked up by them.

Because people just do it. Oh, you're so cute. Someone today when we were, wherever we were. They literally, and they'd be like trying to hug us. Like, everybody's armpits is like sweaty and it's so disgusting. They put it on us. Like, because we're small, like it's like automatic like on our shoulder. But you have to also think like...

And then BB and they like, when we walk in the club, people assume like they have to spread the way. Like, no, we get through faster. But it's like, it's nasty because some people like, fat people like, they be running into us. Like, it's just nasty. Like, our face is in the wrong spots. Oh, yeah.

But we can get through real fans. Would you want someone touching you? Like, do you don't have strangers? Or would you just walk right up to you and touch you? Or pick them up. Right. It's like the normal, like, lines of what's appropriate. People feel like it's okay to just totally throw that away.

Right. Especially with when we're with our kids. Like, they like... They be trying to talk to them. Like, you don't talk to strangers' kids. Yeah. Or sometimes they'll pass me and go right to my son. And take pictures.

Because he was, like, on the show and stuff. I think it's a really good interview for us to be doing because I think it might make a lot of people sort of like reconsider. We're regular people. The stupid things that they do without thinking about it. People don't realize in the shit they say, like the DMs that I have. Like, can you imagine the things I would do to you? Yes, I can't because I'm 29 years old and I have a sex life. So yes, I can't.

Do I want to imagine them with you? Absolutely the fuck not. Right. But like, do you say that to strangers? No. No. Because, okay, this is what I've always thought is that if you're going to try to hit on a girl, talk to a girl, whatever, the first thing you should think about is how to not say the most boring possible thing that you could possibly say. Like, for instance, if you're going to talk to an Asian girl, the most boring thing you possibly say is like, what kind of Asian are you?

But dudes do that so consistently. Or like it's just, they're genuinely interested and I guess that's okay, but it's just the most boring thing you could ever say. Or when guys just walk up to girls and they're like, oh my God, you are so beautiful. It's like, bro, there's no short. of dudes who are saying that to her. That's not going to make you staying out. Oh my God. You know what I would do to you.

Like you're such a dream. You're my dream. Like, okay, cool. Right. Like, you're not mine. Like, they're doing you a big favor by thinking you're hot enough. Artists are like so offended when we're just like, no. Because so many girls like throw themselves at artists and we're around it because

we're in the clubs and we're promoting our music and stuff and we're friends with them. We don't go to fuck. But we see all the girls like. Flop to them. Do anything. And they know that they're groupies. so they know that they'll do anything. It's funny because, like, artists,

I feel like anybody likes the people that don't pay them, no mind. But then they're, like, so, like, bothered. Like, why are we not, like, we're not going to fuck with them? I mean, artists are just used to get in wherever they want. So anytime they have anything, they kind of questions that. I mean, like, yeah, because then if you do it vice versa, I mean, when I'm trying to, like, get with someone,

I'd be like, bitch, you don't know who I am. Hey, you there. Some NBA player. I mean, like, what up, though. What about that? I was popping. Oh, my God. So, um,

Yeah, what else is on the way? A lot. A lot of music. So much. We have so much. We have so much. I'm really music. A lot of polar pop.

Oh, God. Polar Pop, you want to sponsor us? Maybe. Big drink. Look, I'm almost done my puppy. Thanks so much. Turn up. I like that you guys are just like getting lit.

Like, would you want us to be like Rochelle? Do you want us to be like this? Exactly. That would be super boring. People expect us to be like shy. I feel like sometimes taken back. And then like I talk a lot of shit. Have you either you guys at plastic surgery?

Oh, she did. I have my boobs done. He looked at your boobs like three times. I hope you guys touched that too. I swear to God, he likes that, boobs, you have the hair on your boobs too? But then he's like,

have y'all had it? I want mine, but I just haven't yet. Is that complicated when you're a low person? Or is it just same thing? It's more complicated. Whenever we get put to sleep because our neck. Like our heads don't tip back all the way.

And plus like for like fake tities, if they're like two rounds, like it would stick out of our armpil like they have to be like the little ones that are further out. You got to go to the right doctor and knows what he's doing. Hell yeah, you can't go somewhere down. I'm like,

But I want a BBL, which is like a fat transfer, but I'm afraid like the doctor, if they're not familiar with like a little person's shape, they would make me really unproportionate. Because naturally we're unproportionate. But you have to make it the right balance. A lot of little people look like they kind of already had a BVL because they already got the big fat donk. Right. And like naturally our torsos are really curved. So like when I'm like relaxing, like we look pregnant. But like I'm not, we just be like our backs be swayed. That's why our butts poke out. I was just watching this new music video that you guys have out with a couple of other girls. Who are they? That's not new. That's all. We have newer stuff. Shoot your shots a lot new and it's a lot better.

Oh, okay. I thought it was pretty new. But, I mean, it's just interesting to see you guys team up with all these other girls. That was for the TV show. Oh, okay. It was, like, very influenced by that. Right. But we also wanted to do it too.

Right. But they don't, like, that was more like the show was like, you do music. They need, like, storyline shit. They didn't really, like, do it. Right. And we kind of set that up with ATL Jacob. who's out of Atlanta. Okay.

So are you guys interested in doing any more of that show? Are they still doing it? I don't know. I don't know. We don't want to be a part of it. They only do so many seasons of most shows, right? But the producers start ruining shit. They don't recast, right?

Like, they don't listen. And then they like, it fails. And you're like, duh, because y'all are dumb. But we watch it when y'all watch it. Like the editing. TV and it airs, that's when we watch the whole thing. And then you sit there on your couch. And is it so intense?

Is it so intense? Because you don't know what the fuck they're going to make it look like you did? Yeah, I get. emails all the time that are like if you don't take that live off your Instagram we're gonna fire you that da-da-da-da-da because I go on live and I'm like that's fake that's fake that's fake that's fake that's fake that I don't like that big that's all that last season when we were watching it they're not like like the stuff about making our music look like different than it really is wow because we take our music seriously they get pissed off when you start poking

holes and then I post the screenshot of the email that's telling me to take the stuff out right it's so funny because I know dudes who are on love and hip-hop but they never really seem like they complain about the bullshit-est storylines just because Because, well, maybe they have, like, crazy-ass contracts that they can't bitch about it. Well, I mean, we're not supposed to either, but I mean. We got to get you guys on love and hip-hop. We need our own show. So many people want to, like, people, that's why we vlog a lot.

People don't realize, first of all, what we go through. Like, every day, like, everyday shit. But I'd rather every day instead of just putting it all, like, reality. But, like, we want to show y'all, like, the truth. Like, we really go through it and, like, the whole, like, journey. Because it's about to be so crazy. Do you think you're about to blow up this year? Think.

Thank. He said pink. No, I agree. Name one, name one, name one like us. You can't be the first. City girls. No, they're not like us. They average.

You guys are. That'd be a dope collab. How dope with that. Them to us too. Sell it up, what up. Do you scam? Do you scam? Yeah.

No, I look like I finessed though, don't I? Do you like, do you scam dudes? You ever like rob a dude? Like the clammer tens when he dies and they use his credit card card? Yeah, what is that? The thing we know how to scam. Like, you can just finesse. Like, it's not hard to finesse.

You guys were the ones who made Mo three not get into the concert, huh? No, God, we was fighting. We don't really like talk about things like that. Oh, you don't like to talk about Dallas Street Beef? We don't like to talk about things that aren't relevant to us. Wait, are you guys in gangs? Is that why you just got all tight lets? We're in the midget mafia.

Right here. We already, we come, ready? We're with the gang. We be the mob, what was you thinking? Oh, God. I'm Crip, on blood, on squad, on gang. Oh, my gosh. Wow.

You just shouted out every set. That's why. And the mafia. You got to say on BD and GD. That way you can be good in Chicago too. I'm good every ride, God, don't you worry. Like, we fuck with Dark,

real hard and his manager before he passed. Like, they were, oh, that's another artist that gave us, they was real dope. Every time they came to Dallas years ago, before he blew up. Dark show love. Oh, God. And even his baby Mama Nikki,

like, and Chino, when Chino was his manager, they were, like, they let us in every show. We fuck with him out of it. They were so cool. They were very nice. And just like Gates and then people.

How can you not? If no John Beck comes to town and left cheek and right cheek want to come. Man, but that other thing we were at, they was their credential bullshit. They was trying to lock all of us out at that other show we just did. Oh yeah.

You didn't get in like that lock, no. They wouldn't give me a wristband. I'm like, you guys paid me to come across the country to come here and you won't give me a wristband. We had a whole fucking flyer. They kept saying what are your credentials? Bitch I have like a million. Look me up online.

I don't need this little tag. Yeah, there's so many cops there. My fucking credentials. Like, are you dark? You'd be like in this area. There's like five rapper dudes and then there's like 10 cops. It's like, why is this necessary? They were so bad.

Futures. Futures like people let us back in. Remember when. they switched the credentials to like blue shit. Yeah. And the cops kicked us out. No, and they were,

okay, the two white cops, because white people hate us. No, the ones in a suit. Whatever, they keep this out of like past the fence. And futures people,

I have weed in my nails. They're lit. I think I already talked about that. Me too. I was just digging some I know, right? But like,

and they kicked us. And they kicked us. And the white guy goes, who let them back in. Wow. The ones in the suit. Bitches hate us, dude out of the old white man.

So Future never tried to holler? He puts babies in everybody. We saw him. We just made our contract. But he wasn't like, yo, I want you to have number eight. We didn't have the interest. Like, we went to that's a party,

but we weren't like, they were in their section. We were just chilling. Yeah, okay. He had a lot of girls in his section. Like, it was a whole. A lot, like 40. And like, uh,

I don't even remember where we were. That's, when I asked Drew's World what it was like recording, uh, that album with Juice World. He just said like, oh my God, he had so many fucking girls with him.

We should do something with Juice World. You should set that up too. Oh, no problem. You should do a lot of stuff. You guys get on the email wrap vibe? We do everything. Like, it's out. We're ready.

Do like a Juice World style vocal performance for me right now. I can't do that. I still see the shadows in my room. No? I like that. That's why I can't be an emo rapper because I'll perform it. That was really slow. It was like really slow.

I'd be like, live, live. Whenever I think of a six-d-d-that, that was my one funniest favorite thing. The six-day I did was when he made fun of Juice World. And he was like, oh, I'm sorry. supposed to be scared of you you scared of the shadows in your room or some shit that was so fucking funny you knew that juzewell couldn't even get mad about it because it was so funny that's how funny it six nine was that's the problem you wouldn't fuck six nine no no not even before the snitchin no good well he's whiteish too it's not black i have no interesting no thanks thank you

i like you guys's version of reparations don't fuck any white dudes I mean, everyone has a perfect dinner like me, so it's fine. I don't get it. My feelings are. That's just like people who just want to fuck up. And some are like scared about some. No. If they're weird with it, yeah.

If they're not weird with it, no. Because I just like fucking really fine. Tall, average height black guys. So it's not weird. Oh, so average height. So like. No, like above average. Above average.

I mean, I don't discriminate against like height in a sense of like it's just different. Like I have very different taste. Like there's some that are like the ones I show you. And the other ones are just like. Do you like that? It just seems kind of greedy that there's dudes who are like six, seven, and then you guys want to date them when, like, the six foot one girls out there are the ones who need the six foot seven dudes.

I need to be picked up and put in his pocket when we fucking type shit. I mean, my dad was six four and my mom's four foot. Really? Maybe on that shit. And my brother's six days. Like, I'm not trying to be boring. I got short parents. Okay.

I don't. I'm just saying. But my mom's side, All the dudes on her side are super tall. Because I accused my mom one time. I'm like, is that really my dad? She laughed in my face. I mean, my parents sold me,

but luckily they sold me to some rich little people. They sold you? I was put up for adoption. Really? That's not really the same as putting a baby out for sale. I mean. Is it? Is there normally money?

Oh, no. Yeah, you had to pay out. It was like $300,000 for adoption in the United States. Oh, you hundred thousand? Oh, God. Bitch, I wasn't cheap. That's how much it costs to adopt? I don't believe that.

People adopt all the time. I'm going to possibly be $300,000. All the time. Do you know how old I'm? I'm 29. All the time. It was 29 years ago. To adopt a little person, it's a lot more, it's like different.

And adopting in the United States, like, to have all the right paperwork, it's, like, more expensive with lawyers. So your parents said we want a little person or nothing. My adopted parents were little. So, like, the people that got rid of me, got rid of me because I was little. People that adopted me, adopted me because I was little. How the fuck, like, how do you get 300,000 to just adopt a baby? How rich are these people?

I mean, luckily, like I said, they, my got sold from some rich, average-type people to some. merch little people. So lucky I got lucky. So you're saying that the reason why I should break up with my girlfriend and date you is because you got hell of money. No, we can't date. Oh, okay. Well, I'm white, right. I mean, like, I can use you a little bit for your clout. We could be like Tanna and Jake. I love that. But like you can't, like, touch me in any of the videos and stuff. We have to like edit it in. You could have like a stunt double. I can't even grab a booty. I mean, we could do that. We could do that on your Instagram before we

leave and you could tag us. So you're saying that if me and you had a Tana and Jake style fake relationship, because I mean, I might be able to use you that much. I might be able to do it. it for that much you said you. I believe that they probably have at least had sex even if they're not. Duh. I'm sure they get fucked up and fuck. Like, duh. So you're saying that in our fake relationship, there will be no intercourse.

I mean, it depends how much. Are you going to do that? I mean, that's really a deal break. Are you buying me a car? A Honda accord, yes. You can't even, like, sit this close to me anymore. Like, you need to back up. Like, you need to back the fuck up.

Someone keyed it. Like, he doesn't even call Uber X, I bet. Like, he probably fucking send us back into, like, a tacky or a shuttle. get in the pool. Little Pump said, I'm a millionaire, but a Uber pool, a bitch.

I don't know who is, remember that line. That's lit. It's a brilliant line, really, if you think about it. Yeah,

he like, fuck them, little house. He's borderline, a little person. I think you guys would be the look. Let's do it.

Where's he at? Call him. Do you face that? How tall is he? Let's get this guy on the line. He's white. There's a very good chance. Very good chance.

Very good change. He's not going to pick up right now because he's a little, damn. Damn. Y'all ain't even, you know, Wes Khalifa manager booked this for his birthday and he knew our lyrics. Really?

And his son knew our songs. I think. We performed at his 30th. I think Pum's gonna fuck with you guys, hopefully. All right here. I need to be snapping. That's good. Is he here, sir?

You thought it was him, didn't you? No, because you were kind of lame. No, because I de-ended him the other day and reminded him that for the past two years, me and him have hung out on Halloween and he did Molly, which had nothing to do with me. Whoa. What up?

Hey, what up, Pump? Pump, I'm with these two midget girls And I'm in love with you Look what he said He said midget girls Like he don't know our name Right cheek, left cheek They want to date you

Yeah, can you come to the interview place My name is night cheek Wake up, boy, why do you sleep? He's still in bed This motherfucker at's 8pm I still have headphones You should come Hey boy look at your fucking phone

He said hit the DM He said he's done even at the phone You're not even looking at the phone You're not even looking at the phone I bet I've been trying to have I've been trying to have I've been trying to have a three-sum with a midget for a minute.

No, there's not, uh, there's two of us. Did there be two of us? He said three. Three-sum. They're kind of bad. I'm not going to lie to you, pump. Man, Adam's been talking about us in all of his long, and he's been trying to hit us the whole time.

He said he's going to make me as famous as Tanna. Gang. Pump turned down, Tana. Are you with it? Are you with the squad? Let's get it. Oh, God. You should open your eyes.

Check out our Instagram, right cheek LG. That's how you know little pump is lit because he's still in bed of AP. He don't got to do shit if you don't want to do it. Is he in L.A.? Are you in L.A.? Maybe. Let's go out. He don't go out.

He don't go out. He don't go out. You got to go to credit. All right. Let's go where you at. Drop your pen. We're coming. I'm going to draw my pee in right now.

Oh, God. We're going to pull up. Don't you worry. You don't wake up. Oh, my God. They were just getting done telling me they don't fuck with anybody who ain't a big, a big-ass tall black dude. And now y'all love Lil'pup.

Squad on gang. Gooshy gang. on squad, on gang, on the Gucci gang. It's up and it's stuck. Drop you up in. Why you playing? You look like you being scary. Yo, I'm going to hit you, all right?

Yeah, we're going out. Are we going in with you? I'll tap y'all in. Yo, we got to hang out on Halloween. No, right now. Fuck you with you. Seriously. Yo, I was just with Desto, too.

Real? Yep. All right, I love you, bro. I'm going to hit you up. But I'm going to hit me that connect? See, look. My famous friend picked up the phone for once. I feel like I do that shit all the time and it doesn't work.

You look really cool. You look really good, right. And on our interview. My 18-year-old famous friend. Oh my gosh. Talk to L'Opubb. He goes, what did I wake up to? Let-tee right-tee talked to little pomp about the threesome they're going to have.

Little Pum really said, what did I wake up? And he had to open his eyes. He even said his eyes wasn't open. He seemed a lot more awake by the end of that call. Yeah, we're going to go hang out. I'm coming. Pump turned down to Anna. Oh, wait.

We're coming. We're going with your girlfriend. So she's coming with us. We pumped? I mean, I'm going to be real with you. I ain't doing shit tonight. But me and your girlfriend are.

Yeah, all right. And pump. And left cheek. There you go. He's a lover, though. How do you know that? I know some girls. They told me that he's a sensitive dude.

We fin to go out. We're fin to see. We fin to see. I like this. So Little baby you can't get it, but Little Pump can't. I didn't say he could get it. I said we can hang out

while you automatically assume. We can't just hang out. See, we got friends. You're fun of the people. You automatically assume. I'm going to be honest. Little Pump probably assumes. That's nice.

I know him. Everybody automatically assumes so. But like this same situation. Like I don't really have interest in fucking him. Do you? Nope. But we're going to go turn the fuck up. There it is.

He don't drink though. You guys are going to have to get that. I don't really talk about it on like alcohol. It tastes nothing. You guys are going to have a little lean party. You got to bring the lean though. Okay. I got it.

I have a plug. No jumper. You ain't fin to do your whole thing, the whole interview? What do you mean a whole interview? Oh, you want me to do that? I mean, don't you normally do that your thing? Yeah, and in fact, you can get one of these at nojumper.com.

Oh, God, we could get no jumper shirts because left cheek and right chic are now on there. I mean, we'll hook you guys up, but. Do you send out PR boxes? Oh, you fucked up. Is he nervous? Is he nervous? You guys are so industry. But why are you so nervous?

You guys are in the bitch. You just said PR boxes. Yeah, because that's what they gave, but they said that. You look real good. Three times. It's hard to say. What's the most here fucked up in front of somebody? I mean, it's not even fucking out.

This is just part of the process. Don't he dare edit this out. He bent not. There we go. Just know that he did it four times. Then he got it on the fifth. Yeah. Hey, you don't always get the first try.

Are we done? Let's go. Let's go smoke. I love that idea. Let's go. Let's go. You're welcome. Where's my split?

Do you knock it off the table when you were dates around? Man, no, most that shit. Don't talk shit. Smoked me a week. Oh, found it. There's definitely somebody was watching at home that saw the slip go fly it. I was thinking about it the whole attack. You guys were both.

That's lit. They saw them. They're like, wait. I got to pee. The resolutions of the story of the spliff on this podcast. Hey, I appreciate you coming through for sure. It was amazing.

We wanted to come for a while. We appreciate you giving us time. I'm glad we got it done. Yeah, we know you could. Gang. I'm glad that I had some people to ask all my basic-ass tall person questions too.

They all got it. You know? Like, I had this trans girl on the other day. I hope you don't edit it real fucked off because I heard you ask. But I heard you ask. That's why you have your film are over there is just in case we edit it so you can.

Just like baby I ain't dumb people always do that like spider loaks sat with his phone on Instagram live for like two hours when we were doing it just so that he could prove if we edited anything out but if it's not anything the thing is if you're boring like if you come and you do a no gym interview boring why would you not edit it to make it though if you don't that's just they're not gonna get views we don't edit it yeah but it's what like you want your shit to have controversy like if you lame as fuck like they should be happy if you make them exactly if you guys want to diss somebody right now like you want to say like hey car We will never have sex with you, Adam from No Jumper.

Damn, really? We can be friends, but nothing else. So we can definitively say that. We can definitively say that you guys were not. But we have a song. I'm going to blame it on the white thing, not anything to do with my actual personality. I mean, not because I like your personality. You like outgoing and speak.

I speak, so. But I'm white, so I'm out the conversation. Yeah. That's all right. In my next life, I'll come through with hella melanin. All right. Gotcha. No jumper.

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