No Jumper - MAD LAtely Ep. 20 w/ Slink Johnson

Episode Date: February 16, 2021

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Oh, damn. Red Fox. We're by going to go live. Him. My boy Slink. What up? What up, Vic? What's your cool ass, bro.
Starting point is 00:00:07 I don't even know I talk to this, nigga, which he's got to your glasses on this shit. Nick, I don't know if I want a record deal or to buy key. You know what the fuck you got going on. This is a year, man. Welcome back to another episode of Mad Lately. I'm Rose Cranes, Vic. Gabe C.
Starting point is 00:00:24 Gene of views. And we got Slink Johnson, aka Black Jesus. Hey, what up. We in this thing. No jumper, man, no jumper. And we mad lately. I'm real mad. What has you mad lately?
Starting point is 00:00:36 It's a bunch of shit, man. It's just, you know what I'm saying? Just watching shit from, you know, just watching the world go crazy, man. You know what I'm saying? These mercers and shit, these niggas and these tight-ass pints, you know what I'm talking about? Just all these atrocities happening all over the world.
Starting point is 00:00:52 It's all kinds of shit. You know, niggas, mama's acting like they too much for TV now. It's just, I'm mad about a lot of shit. I think we should open the show with the black Jesus prayer for all these things to change them. Yeah, and we have a lot of haters in the world. We have a lot of haters in my comments too. Yeah. There's a lot of haters in your comments.
Starting point is 00:01:11 Right now. Yeah, they're just hating. Well, look, that's what you're at. You're in the comments. You see what we're at? We over here chilling doing real one shit. You know what I'm talking about? We're doing real shit right here, no jumper, man.
Starting point is 00:01:22 You know, mad lately. People are always going to have comments. You know what I'm saying? A lot of times, you know, they come with that old bullshit, you know, in the comments with the whole tough talk. and shit and you know all the disparaging remarks with soon as they see us they want to just immediately put a nigga mouth, put their mouth on a nigger fallas. Like,
Starting point is 00:01:36 like, Samp the world! The worst is my job, you don't want. Fucking fun boy talking all that shit and then we suck dick when you see a nigga. Fuck you. So yeah, so yeah, we should, we should pray for them. Well, we're gonna pray for him. Dear Heavenly Father, we come to you today
Starting point is 00:01:55 and we ask that this microphone, don't short out on me again, Lord. I come to you, Lord, humble and obedient. And I ask, Lord, that you give everybody what they need to have, to be themselves and to love themselves. So they don't hate on nobody else. What else nobody else got going on? Lord, I want to thank you for the lotion
Starting point is 00:02:15 that Gina rubbed on them ankles before the show start, making sure that her femininity is always highlighted. You know what I'm saying? Making sure her skin is always moist and supple and soft. for a real player to rub on. Dear Lord, I want to say
Starting point is 00:02:35 thank you for Rose Crams, Vicks, nice, nice sunglasses, Lord. And I pray that the feds never come investigate that brother on the strength of his sunglasses, believing that he got 37 kilos of good Peruvian powder in his trunk, Lord. And last one not least, Lord, I pray that Gabe
Starting point is 00:02:55 gets the woman he's looking for, Lord, because I know he's been following them women's thirst traps on Instagram double tapping every damn thing on the timeline. Lord, please let this man get some trim that's going to love him forever and ever.
Starting point is 00:03:12 Amen. Amen. You're going to get some trim. Thank you. You're going to get some trim. I appreciate it. Happy 20th episode, man. Yeah, we made it a 20.
Starting point is 00:03:23 The prayer for the 20. The two old. It's a dumb. Yeah. What a That was hilarious So, Gino What has you mad lately?
Starting point is 00:03:33 Rent It's due every month Like every single month is due We don't get no breaks on rent We don't get no breaks on bills or anything Like that shit is crazy Yeah they don't give our coupons
Starting point is 00:03:46 No discount calls or nothing I'm just happy to hear that you still striving to pay for Because there's a lot of people that can pay rent That's not paying rent now That moratorium is going to be over soon. If folks are going to want their buddy, you need to be trying
Starting point is 00:04:02 to pay that bread. I mean, if you got it, if you ain't got it, man, it is what it is, man. God bless you. You know what I'm saying? Just make it the best way you can. But if you know you got them folks' buddy, you need the pay. Oh, shit.
Starting point is 00:04:19 What has you madly to give? You ever come up with someone? Like, you know, like your car washman or or maybe you're barber. In my deal, it's my barber right now. We started from the bottom boat. But right now, I feel like he's just progressing way too fast.
Starting point is 00:04:37 Like, he's jumping prices, $10 every fucking three months. Is his skill? I know. Is his skill matching that? Kind of. Sort of kind. I think it's just more the area he's in. He's in a rich part of Long Beach.
Starting point is 00:04:54 So he's getting like up there. Like today, no, not today. Three days ago, he's just more. canceled my appointment because he said straight up to me there's a guy that's willing to pay double what you're paying me and I was like damn
Starting point is 00:05:08 this y'all barber? Yeah I was like we were grinding together we had five years of relationship like that barber must he must assure you that he doesn't cut a yee haircut I'm gonna ask you to take your hat off off camera because you might have a
Starting point is 00:05:22 yee cut well what was you doing this yeah let me see yeah let me see yeah it's looking like blue right What did I do? Let's see your hair. How much he charged?
Starting point is 00:05:32 How much he charged? How much he charge you? Right now he's charging me 45. So he said that he was getting a good. Is he in your shit? With clippers are just scissors? No, he's doing clippers. He's doing the whole thing.
Starting point is 00:05:42 Taper fade, line up. So you guys are being. For $45 a haircut, the bitch is supposed to be on your dicky meeting. You ain't even supposed to get out the chair without the bitch is on your dick. That was actually a Twitter argument. Are you supposed to pay $50? $50 is normal for a haircut? or
Starting point is 00:05:57 I mean That's how much I pay now yeah you pay $50 yeah mm-hmm yeah
Starting point is 00:06:02 that hair cut is once a week right yeah yeah y'all niggas and you better go on Amazon and get you
Starting point is 00:06:07 some clip you know what I'm talking about and I just you know hey man my shit gross but in the pandemic
Starting point is 00:06:15 with the barbershops being fucked up I'm like fucking I don't know how to cut a fade I'm just gonna whack all this shit
Starting point is 00:06:19 off fuck that it ain't no fade fly enough for $50 that fade but the last nigger
Starting point is 00:06:25 for a month month, niggins. For a month. And I just better be peeling bitches off my damn bitch. Bitch. I just be peeling them off my dick. They're for 50 bucks.
Starting point is 00:06:36 And then the nigga want to tip. Man. Yeah, I know. And I was just like, damn, the fact that you told me that straight up is great. That's fucked up. It's honestly, you have a sense of integrity. I fuck with it.
Starting point is 00:06:48 But then, I got to move on. You do, bro. He's treating you like a regular. Yeah, he got to have a fucking loyalty program going on. You started with that nigga. Sometimes you got to pull a nigga to the side. I want to see you win, my nigga.
Starting point is 00:07:02 I'm supporting your B-I-N-ness. You understand what I'm talking about? But look here, man. You know what this is. You're going to stop hitting me with these exorbitant ass raises and prices, my nigga. We're going to stop that right now, nigga. What's that nigga name? What's his name?
Starting point is 00:07:20 I'm not going to put him like that. Hey, the nigger that cut gave him. You better stall that nigga This is a motherfucking pandemic right now We're in the middle of a motherfucking quarantine You fucking with that man You want some bitches on this dick, man That nigg's penis ain't felt no vaginal moisture
Starting point is 00:07:39 In a long time Get that nigga hair right So he can get some bitches on this dick, man You know what I'm talking about? Everybody needs a little vaginal moisture around their phallic tool, you know what I'm talking about? This is not the episode for her to watch Huh?
Starting point is 00:07:57 He got somebody at home watching. Allegedly. No, it's okay. She understands. She's cool. She's with it. What has you met lately, Vic? Toxic relationships.
Starting point is 00:08:14 Are you in a toxic relationship? I don't even know at this point. Did you do anything yesterday? I did. So basically, what happened was I woke up at three in the morning on my couch with the bumping headache fully clothed and I was like, yo, this is like the worst Valentine's Day ever. Okay.
Starting point is 00:08:40 Yeah, I mean, bro, I woke up fully clothed. Okay, but what did you do before you got home? What was the take us through your Sunday? I mean, like I went to brunch. You took her to brunch? Took her to brunch, you know, a little $200 joint. Oh, you got some mimosas, pop up? Some mimosas, you know what I mean?
Starting point is 00:08:56 Okay. And then some, some, some. Some joke I made yesterday, like somebody sent it to her something. She got mad. On Twitter? I don't know. I don't sound like she was holding a tweet in. Something like that.
Starting point is 00:09:07 Something like that. Something like that. I don't know. At night. I don't know. Like she can't look. She left. She like gave me the flowers I gave to her.
Starting point is 00:09:15 She gave them back to me and I'm like, the fuck am I going to do with these. And then she left. Then she came back. Then she left again. I'm like, it's too much. What time did y'all leave brunch? I don't know. Like one.
Starting point is 00:09:25 And what time you got back to your house? Like. Like 1.30? I don't know. P.m.? No, like. Oh, A.m.? Where did y'all go?
Starting point is 00:09:32 No, wait. No, not A.m. Yeah, P.m. sorry, yeah. Oh, okay. And then you went to sleep? No, I didn't go to. No, like, I was just kicking it.
Starting point is 00:09:39 And then she called me. She's like, I'm coming back. And I'm like, okay. Oh, shit. Yeah, then she came back and then was the way we're chilling. And then she like, was like, no, I got to leave. Well, shout out to sit. So like she went to dinner with another thing.
Starting point is 00:09:50 No, no. I don't know. Is this the same? this the same one? Same what? Oh, you like her? Same what? I don't know.
Starting point is 00:09:58 Because about two episodes ago, he wouldn't fucking with him. Or it's a new one. We don't know. Who knows? Who knows? Who knows? Who knows?
Starting point is 00:10:06 Yeah. Slink, what are we doing? You know, did some shit like that. I planned this nice little Valentine's Day for this special lady, man. Nice little shit, man. We was going to go to the dog fight and, you know, who's going to hang out and watch the pit bulls fight. And after that.
Starting point is 00:10:23 You know, it's going to go to the street races and shit, you know what I'm saying? That's a night. And hang out in front of liquor stove. It's going to cap the night off in front of the gangster stove. You know what I'm saying? But the best didn't call me. Tully was going to be a fun-filled evening, you know what I mean? I have a tuxedo on and everything for the dog fight.
Starting point is 00:10:40 Damn. Were you going to change for the street race? Excuse me? Were you going to change or were you going to wear the same suit for the street race? Oh, just my jacket in my boots. Okay. Just my jacket in my boots. You know what I was going to try to switch it up for.
Starting point is 00:10:51 So we take the pictures, it looked like we did a whole lot. that day but nigga really didn't do much. You know what I'm saying? It's cool. They'd be street racing like up and down in Wilmington because I live on Wilmington. I hear that shit all the time like at one in the morning. I'll tell you man the motherfucker 20 cars. Every Sunday. Fast and furious.
Starting point is 00:11:08 Gabe you're never a racer? No, my cousins and my brother were like I went to him literally like where the industrial place is where the 91 is like if you go down those like little streets be gone. Yeah there was like I remember like being like 15 16 going with him he was like don't say anything and then just like 50 cars in a row and they're just going pairs and pairs and pairs
Starting point is 00:11:28 pairs and pairs two by two like noah bringing them up in the arc so what car are you bringing you bringing the oh g's the oh man you know what I'm saying I don't know you know the scrape I don't know I was thinking about pulling out the uh the gremlin oh the grimlin yeah you know what's that little bow wow pulled out in Tokyo drift I don't know what that nigga little bawa I don't be I don't fuck a little bawa too much man I like my nigger man but I don't know. Little Bawads to be doing too much sometimes, man. I don't know, man.
Starting point is 00:11:57 That's my little guy, man. He's a good guy. He's a good guy. Like Mike was a classic. Yeah. Like Mike was a classic. Roll balance. I got it.
Starting point is 00:12:10 Like Mike was better. I got a jet just like Bawa. I got a jet just like the one Bawa got. You do? Yeah. Go back. Go back. Go back.
Starting point is 00:12:21 Go back in the internet. Look at Bawa. I know. I know what you're referring to. They sleep. They still stuck on Valentine's Day. I know. It was fake.
Starting point is 00:12:28 How's your Valentine's? Because the nigger loved her. You couldn't wait. Yeah, how was your Valentine's there? It was cool. What did you get? Flowers. The nigga said, what did you get?
Starting point is 00:12:37 Eight out? No, I don't know. Wait, wait. Wait, no. What did you get for Valentine's Day, eight out? You got flowers? Somebody sent you flowers?
Starting point is 00:12:46 No, one of my friends came over and gave me some flowers and we went to dinner. That's what I'm talking about. One of your friends? Like a female friend? Mm-hmm. That's something talking about. That's funny. I feel like Slink has a tweet for this occasion.
Starting point is 00:13:00 I had a bunch of tweets for this occasion. Something about mismanaging. Oh, yes. I say it's crazy how chicks have four or five guys in their rotation all year. But on Valentine's Day, they be looking lonely, hanging out with their home girls and shit. Y'all bitches be mismanaging your pussies. You really mismanaging your pussies. You're not.
Starting point is 00:13:22 You're not. a new manager. Just manage the motherfuck a little bit better because you're giving your pussies to the wrong guy. How do you manage your pussy the correct way?
Starting point is 00:13:30 You manage your pussy correctly by you look at the character of the guy. You don't look at the performance of the penis. You look at the character of the character. You know what I'm talking about.
Starting point is 00:13:38 You check you mind. Is this the kind of nigga that's going to check on me on Valentine's Day even though he might be at home with his wife? Is this nigga going to send me some grub and some flowers?
Starting point is 00:13:48 Is he going to make me feel like something? You know what I'm talking about? Because I told him. you, it's only 24 hours in the day, but we're not going to get into that. You know what I'm talking about? But thanks to technology, grubhub can be there when I can't. You understand me? And you just put my picture in front of the meal, you eat that meal, and I'm there.
Starting point is 00:14:05 That sound like mismanaging, too. No, it's not. At least you eat. But you're not there. But at least you eat. These niggas won't even. These niggas will fuck you on an empty stomach. These niggas, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm getting older and you call it tricking or whatever because young niggas don't like
Starting point is 00:14:26 buying shit. But I'm getting a little bit older and I don't mind. Nigga, you want some pussy buy or something to eat, man. Bitches is better when they mind is at ease. They ain't worried about their stomach. You know what I'm talking about it? I'm talking about a bitch something to eat. Bitschers fuck better and suck
Starting point is 00:14:41 dick on an empty stomach, my nigga. They don't, I mean, they don't suck dick on the empty stomach. You got to, you know, feed them, my nigga. So at least a nigga, make sure you eat. You know what I'm talking about? You get some fine what's them a witness sampler? You know what I'm talking about? Get you a fine Whitman sapler with the little strawberries
Starting point is 00:14:56 nuts and shit. You like that, don't you? This is not about me. She mad at the Whitman Sapler. I want Sees. All right. Seas next year. You got to work. You got to work your way up. You know, these niggas, these girls
Starting point is 00:15:18 be wanting shit for nothing. Y'all ain't even did. nothing to deserve it yet you know what I'm saying first date first time they take you out you want to go to glass stone bitch if you don't go to long John Silvers and enjoy that number two and work your way up as long John Silver's this month next day you might fucking round and move up to Fridays I don't know Fridays that's facts Friday Fridays levels you know you just don't get a job and they put you they don't promote you the first day you got to perform based on your experience you you already come in at a great position Based on your experience.
Starting point is 00:15:52 Based on your experience. Yeah. You're based on your experience, it's going to be how fast you move up. Work your way up. You know what I'm saying? It's a merit system. You don't just fucking like these guys be too quick to shower these girls with shit. I don't even know you.
Starting point is 00:16:28 What have you done to deserve that? Take me. I want a louis person. Bitch, I'm going to go to food for less. You better put all that bullshit in this bag right here. And you work your way up. Because right now you're nothing. You just chumfish.
Starting point is 00:16:41 And then when you work your way up, eventually you work your way from chumfish to shrimp, from shrimp. So why guys can't work that way up to get in pussy? We do work our way up. No, y'all expect pussy off of Long John Silver's. It's optional. Well, you're not on empty stomach. You hungry, right?
Starting point is 00:17:00 No. I've had myself already. She just had PTSD of Long John Silver's. She just had PTSD of Long John Silver's. I've actually never had Long John Silverers or Arby's. Long John Silverers is fire, though. You're a bad one, Gina. I start you off in California Fish Grill.
Starting point is 00:17:20 California Fish Grill. and then you get the clam chowder on the side I know Josh not over here shaking his head California fish grill is fire It's top tier It's pretty good That's a dinner I can make that at home That's an anniversary
Starting point is 00:17:32 That's an anniversary dinner for sure I want something that I can't cook Hmm With the Sway It got some recipe to it that is like The garlic butter I don't think you can make that script Oh you didn't see my story this weekend
Starting point is 00:17:46 I didn't see it I didn't see it I want to see the garlic butter You have a picture of it? I want to see the garage, but... What's the wildest thing you guys seen this Valentine's weekend on Instagram? I've seen some great... I've seen some niggas doing it up.
Starting point is 00:18:06 What's his name? Michael B. Jordan, running out the aquarium. It did. Yeah. For Lori Harvey? For Lori Harvey? Yeah. I would run an aquarium, my friend.
Starting point is 00:18:16 I said, I couldn't... Have these bitches I know I wouldn't rent no aquarium off one. Bishmail like one anyway. Bitch. You wouldn't take her home? They'd smell like swine. See. I'm talking shit, Gina.
Starting point is 00:18:36 This ain't directed towards you. I know. I know. I know I smell good. I've seen you rubbed the fragrant lotion on your ankles. It still smell like pomegranate in this motherfucker. See, you lying because it's vanilla. It's vanilla.
Starting point is 00:18:50 You ain't fucking going with. You're not going with it. I'm giving you a compliment. You're not going with it. Let me see. What do you think? If it's not vanilla, it's... I mean, it's vanilla, but it,
Starting point is 00:19:08 it don't smell like that bed bath and beyond vanilla. It's smell like that Ross vanilla. No, shit. I mean, it's vanilla, though. No, no, no, no, no. That's bad, bath and body wax. Oh, shit. Mm-hmm.
Starting point is 00:19:24 Get you a swing of that. No, my baby mama, she, She probably need, like, one of these for one ankle. Not even, not even both ankles, both sides. Like, just one ankle. You know, I'm following body, bitch, that shit. I rubbed motor oil on her. Don't do her.
Starting point is 00:19:44 Lurricate that ass. Biss got all the miles on her. Take your shot to that. Take her off to that. Oh, my goodness. Yeah. Future and his girlfriend have matching chains. Did y'all see that?
Starting point is 00:20:04 It's really cute. Future got a drawer full of them chains. Shout out to my nigga, Future. I love Future. He's a real player, and I'm just making jokes because I fuck with you, Future. I love you. But this nigga Future goes through all.
Starting point is 00:20:17 I wonder, that thing got an ironic name. Because, bitch, do you actually see a future with Future? Bitch. How ironic. And these bitches is, that's how I was to say. Some of you businesses just do. as a box of rocks. Why they're done?
Starting point is 00:20:32 Because you just, I mean, okay, if not dumb, then not necessarily truthful with themselves. How? If you, I'm looking for love and I'm looking for my everything. Bitch, you're not going to find it
Starting point is 00:20:45 with Future. Future is going to knock you down on the balcony in Dubai, give you a motherfucking chain as a parting gift. You're not going to get that. But you still go after them niggas. But why you don't go after
Starting point is 00:20:58 Ronnie, the bus driver? Because they fuck you on an empty stomach. That's what you did say. No, Ronnie, the bus driver, men cool. He'd been working that job for 20 years. But he don't got that AP watching that drawer. What the fuck the Cassio Hotel the same time
Starting point is 00:21:09 the AP do? Look, either you're going to leave with something, you're going to leave with nothing. Okay, exactly, exactly. So are you coming, so is the lady in this situation coming in with dynamic neck with outstanding double-jointed, you know, motherfucking windpipe?
Starting point is 00:21:27 Can she tire windpipe in the, not and serve it to this man on the platter. If it's future, she might. I'm just saying she coming in with all these prerequisites and shit. I'm telling him, Ronnie the bus driver. He's cool. He's a little overweight. He missing a couple teeth, but the nigga nice and he can cook.
Starting point is 00:21:44 But Ronnie is not going to sound good in the group chat. But Ronnie is missing teeth, first of all. But Ronnie is missing teeth. Ronnie is nice to you. Ronnie is nice to you. And some of these women is missing the motherfucking father's name on their child's birth certificate. kid, but ain't nobody saying nothing about it. Little Fitchin's nice, too.
Starting point is 00:22:02 I'm just saying. That's a fact. He's missing a lot of shit, too. But Ronnie's nice. I can't flex Ronnie. Oh, that's what you want. So you don't want the nigga that love you. You want the nigga you can flex with just that's temper.
Starting point is 00:22:17 It's all temporary. It's all temporary. The nigga that love you. Ain't nobody. The nigga that love you. Nobody yours is just your turn. I didn't say yours. I say the nigga that love you.
Starting point is 00:22:26 The nigga that love your dirty. Mother fucking draws your ankles when they not Valentine vanilla lotion on them. You want that nigga? You don't want that nigga that love you when you ain't got no vanilla lotion on you. Not if he's not who I want to. I don't care who he loves. I'm not settling if I want him.
Starting point is 00:22:44 I heard the fuck out of that. That's why I think that very sentiment is why I think a lot of women is going to die to fuck alone. They're going to die to fuck alone. I'm not going to settle for what I know. I'm not telling you to settle at all. I'm not telling you to settle at all as much as I'm saying, to compromise.
Starting point is 00:23:03 I'm not compromising for no teeth. Old women die. You go to their funeral, they ain't got no man. Old men, they died. It's some old bitch. Bernard Dean loved his ass. Look what you're asking
Starting point is 00:23:12 to compromise. You're not asking to compromise on no kids. You're asking to compromise on no teeth. It was teeth. It's the teeth for me. It's a bunch of shit, though. Motherfucking missing.
Starting point is 00:23:22 Like, shit, it's a lot of shit. You got to look beyond the image, though. That's what I'm saying. You look at me. You say you want somebody. You want a flex. Yeah. You want somebody you want a flex.
Starting point is 00:23:31 I'm not at that age. I want somebody that I'm attracted to. If I'm not, I'm not flexing Ronnie with no teeth. Flex on, flex on. Flex on, baby. Flex on. Flex on, baby.
Starting point is 00:23:42 Flex on. That's not my problem. Would you, you fuck a bitch with no teeth? Let's just be realistic. Yes, I will, and I have, and I'll do it again.
Starting point is 00:23:53 However, it makes for a better time. It makes you a better oral stimulation. You know what I'm talking about when you, that's neither here nor there. Yeah, I started off with Aaron Gruder. This nigga got me off, this nigga got me off this bargain store TQ right here.
Starting point is 00:24:19 Kurtman is not bargain store. It's top tier bargain store. I didn't want to say what, I didn't want to get the people no shot because they ain't gave us no money. They ain't gave us no money. But, you know, we just, we just talking shit. Sometimes I can get a little bit passionate about this man-woman relationship. things, you know what I'm
Starting point is 00:24:34 a lot of this shit is a crock of bullshit. You know what I'm saying? I think that, I think social media destroyed relationships for everybody, men and women alike. We constantly chasing something. You know what I'm saying? It's social media. I'm scrolling every night. Every day, every night. Wake up first thing in the morning, scrolling, scrolling, scrolling,
Starting point is 00:24:49 looking at my bitch, like, you ain't good enough. Bitch, you are not good enough. Look at this bitch here. You know what I'm saying? So the guy, we've got to get off to social media and start paying attention to the shit that's right in front of her face and shit that killed. Like Ronnie. that driving 1 15.
Starting point is 00:25:05 I don't know that. 20 years in the game. 20 years in the game. Never crashed a whip. I don't know. Get you from A to B. Impeccable driving record. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:25:15 And he's happy to do it. Ronnie sound like Cool Ranch. No, he sounds like natural cheese. He's for sure, not your cheese. Y'all to answer if y'all would, if y'all would, wife somebody with no teeth. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:25:29 In the heartbeat. If the personality was cool. Yeah. Because what I'm looking Because when I'm looking for What I'm looking for Honestly You know
Starting point is 00:25:39 Is a motherfucker that's going to be down Because like you said How are you looking for something And somebody was just laying next to you? No like hypothetically Yeah You go on as much shit You don't smugged out of shit
Starting point is 00:25:50 You don't smugged out of you I told you girl You're too pretty All the hate don't look good on you That hate is not becoming of you I'm dead I'm just saying baby you're a beautiful young lady
Starting point is 00:26:02 She got everything going for yourself. You just wasn't about to skip past that. But continue, go ahead. I'm just saying, oh, you know, you just got to go for the shit that's, you know, it's good for you in the end. But big ones to know which tooth was missing. Yeah, what tooth would, like the front two. The front two.
Starting point is 00:26:17 Or like the girl, like Chrison. Yeah, I'm with it. I'm with it. She don't look too bad. But she got a too far. Sometimes it had character. No, yeah, it added character to her for show. Y'all are you fucking cappy.
Starting point is 00:26:28 You're a fucking cappy right now. You're a cappy. No. I would say. I would date Christian. You would date Christian. That's somebody who's been on a reality show who has a lot of followers. She's actually really, really gorgeous.
Starting point is 00:26:39 And missing a tooth. And I don't discriminate. We don't discriminate. We're going to it. It's a difference between dating and fuck, though, too. Let's keep that clear. There's a difference between dating fuck. We know we're not using the term date.
Starting point is 00:26:51 And even if it's a really pretty girl, but like missing like a back tooth back here. So y'all would date somebody you're not attracted to. No. I mean, you still could be attracted to them. Just missing the tooth. It's just a roller. I said somebody you're not attracted to it because the teeth will make you're unattractive to me.
Starting point is 00:27:05 No, I would not date nobody I'm not attracted to. But I would fuck the dog shit out the bitch if nobody knew. If I could keep it quiet, you know what? Nobody going to find out. And fuck it. Yo, that's what you think. And then one day she opens her mouth and then now people are like, you hit that. And I was like, nobody was going to find out.
Starting point is 00:27:26 I ain't tripping. I'm missing some. It's all good. We put them together. We'll have a whole set. Y'all's a bullshit. No jumper. This is no jumper.
Starting point is 00:27:37 Man rightly right now. I'm Slink Johnson. The carnivorous coochie cutter in the house with Gina Buse. Rosecrans, Vic and my man, Gabe. We're kicking it live in the place to be right now. Hit us up on the chat line. We live. I don't even see the chat room.
Starting point is 00:27:52 If y'all in the chat room, hit my shit, dollar sign, Slink Johnson. Love me down right now. Because every dollar, every donation you send a dollar sign. Slink Johnson goes to the help keep Tasha's baby daddy out of prison foundation. And you do know that. You know what I? Yeah, every donation prevents one unsuspecting racist from being robbed and hit over the head at gunpoint. So, Dollar Signs, Slink, real quick.
Starting point is 00:28:20 Can you explain what the whole Smoke Yours movement is real quick for the youth, youth out there, just tapping in? Oh, man, smoke yours is more than just, you know, smoke your weed. I want to smoke all your weed or some leech shit. Smoke yours is to do you. Whatever you is, do you, smoke yours, ski yours, cook yours. Meth, smoke. Whatever. That's what you do.
Starting point is 00:28:41 Whatever you, if your heart desires it. I didn't say meth. That's a little extreme. If that's what you like. If that's what you do. You're not hurting nobody. Smoke yours, bro. I'm not tripping.
Starting point is 00:28:54 But smoke yours is to do you. And it's also a friendship. organization based on friendship through cannabis. I ain't got to smoke some of yours. Like Jay Money, smoke his. And that don't mean I won't smoke mine because if I'm here and I got weed if I'm smoking, I'm smoking, we all smoking.
Starting point is 00:29:10 If you smoke, we're going to hit that shit. Just smoke that. It don't matter. Somebody need to light that shit. We don't do match. We don't do match. We do smoke yours. You got some, smoke it. I got some smoking.
Starting point is 00:29:21 Jay Money, twist some more up. So anyways, my homie, Jay Mack, right, play Maker John. He knew exactly what your movement was all about. he knew that all three of us don't fucking smoke so he wanted to give this pack to you. Oh, okay. Yeah, Playmaker John.
Starting point is 00:29:33 You could tell he's Filipino by the son, the Filipino son. Playmaker John. Playmaker John, man. Thank you so much for this weed. I really appreciate it. Give some joints if you want to roll up too. Oh, thank you.
Starting point is 00:29:44 Oh, man. John, you are all right with me, man. I really fuck with you. I don't care what this nigga Gabe said about you. Look here, bro. Look here. All you got to do is stop by the drug store. Get the little cream.
Starting point is 00:29:55 Put it on there like three days. It'll be clear, bro. I'm not even tripping. I'm not even tripping, bro. I fuck with you playmaker John. Thank you, man. Smoke yours. And he watches Black Jesus on Adult Swim, and then he was like, I know what type of person
Starting point is 00:30:07 he is. He smokes Indica. Do you smoke Indica? John, fucking right. John, you're talking with me, John. I like John. I like John better than I like you, niggins. John is all right, man.
Starting point is 00:30:20 Fucking John, I hate you, bro. Why didn't you bring John in your place today? Oh, John got some funky, too. Look, look. Punch in on this. You can't punch in on what we lie. But look, this is a shit, nigger. Show to him.
Starting point is 00:30:35 Show to him. Wait, which camera are you at, J-O? Jay Money, what camera are we at? Shut down. Jay-Mack, man. Jonathan. Jesus. I just drop the bud.
Starting point is 00:30:53 I can't be dropping buzz and shit. Hey, John, you all right with me, though, John. Put it back, Gina. I know your little thiebe and fingers and shit. Gina type of stealing niggum. She don't smoke, she'll take a nigga weed and give it to the niggins she liked. Here, Dante.
Starting point is 00:31:13 Fuck that. Fuck Dante. Oh, shit. That does sound like something Gina would do for sure. Boy, fuck you. I like how she said that. Boy, fuck you.
Starting point is 00:31:25 That was real. That was real. That was real. What's up, though? Wait, you want the joints? I got some raps from the homie Dezzy G. He has his own wraps. Give me some wraps.
Starting point is 00:31:35 In the backwood, like some leaf. You want some frontal leaf? Leave me. You got that, nigger, right there. I also got shrooms if you want shrooms. Yeah, shoot them. No hesitation. No, bro.
Starting point is 00:31:47 There's a podcast. This podcast is much. Wait, mushrooms, not shrooms. Give me the mushroom, niggas. I'm going to pop the mushroom live on the 20th show. Nigger, nigger, give me the guy. Nick, give me the goddamn mushroom. You motherfuckers will be talking to me like I'm a young-ass punk.
Starting point is 00:32:02 Here's some shrooms. Take a handful. Whatever you want to eat. Whatever you want to eat. Oh, my God. You're going to take all that? For real? You want a cap?
Starting point is 00:32:11 Oh, Jay-O. wants a cap. Okay. Oh, shit. You're going to eat them? Those are blue meat? Holy shit. Holy shit. I didn't think you were really going to eat them, but you ate them.
Starting point is 00:32:27 Oh, damn. I don't think about you motherfuckers are now Yeah Yeah You're really taking the shrooms Holy shit Hold on I got to find a wraps for you Hold on I got the rap somewhere in here
Starting point is 00:32:41 Everything everything All the drugs I have is from the ground up So nothing you know what I mean I don't got no prescription bills How many drugs you have in their game? Jesus Christ Although I got the rap We live on no jumper
Starting point is 00:32:55 Mad lately bitch Hey I feel like I need to I can't take some with you, bro. You can't. What else you got in there, Gabe? You got some grilla glue in there? Everything is organic. Don't panic.
Starting point is 00:33:05 Oh, my fucking strong. My, what we used to, we put the motherfuckers in a blender with some orange juice and some peanut butter. And make a smoothie out of my mom. He's talking about peanut butter, yeah. That's, yeah. Why are you, I can scare now? No, me, I can scare now. You're talking shit a minute ago.
Starting point is 00:33:22 Oh my God, they're doing drugs. This is from the homie Desi G. He got his own brand. It's called the pack. It's a big frontal leaf. G. Yeah, come on, Desi. Desi.
Starting point is 00:33:32 My boy, Desi G. Desi, y'all hit, y'all, y'all cannabis sponsors. Hit me up, man. You see, I ain't got no cannabis sponsorship. I need a motherfucking strain. I'm fucking, I'm going to take something with you, bro. Why do you want to take mine?
Starting point is 00:33:44 You got a big ass bag. Take the ones I church. You want to take that home with you? Jake, money, you are all right with me, man. No jumper. That's right. In East L.A. They say no yomper.
Starting point is 00:34:00 I'm gonna take so much. How much you take? You take a grip? I took a cap and a stem, man. I'll take some over about 10 minutes. I'll take the stem with you. I'll take the stem of you. If I don't feel my shit blasting off, I'm going to take some more.
Starting point is 00:34:13 Because my car neverosity bubbling, know I feel an engine revving, niggie. Take one more step with me. Is that cool? All right, let's go. You want mine? Here, take mine. I'll take it from the back. This show has gone off the radio.
Starting point is 00:34:24 It's a 20th episode. We got to do it, Mick. Hey, fuck it. He's going to take it on live. I wasn't going to take it live. but since he took it live, we're taking it live. I just want to see what the chat's saying right now. Let's let Slate talk to the chat
Starting point is 00:34:37 before we leave. Oh yeah, for sure. Yeah, later on yet. I'm taking it with you. Hold on. Okay, yeah. We didn't even cheers. You just took the shit.
Starting point is 00:34:49 Nigger, we cheered. I'm cheerful as a motherfucker. Cheers, niggins. Jesus Christ. I'm eating that. Hey, Jake Take a cap, man No way
Starting point is 00:35:05 You're talking like a little bitch right now Hit the cap, nigga Give this this a big J.O. You acting like a little bitch right now Them niggins smoked your cousin And you ain't gonna do nothing about it, nigga You better take that cap, nigger Can you pass this to J.O? J. Money?
Starting point is 00:35:23 Oh my God. This little pussy-ass shit right here. This looks like a button on a baby coat. This shit is nothing, man. What the fuck is this? I think he disrespecting your manhood with that small ass cap,
Starting point is 00:35:34 niggins. Now you decide the one he took earlier. Yeah, he took a big one earlier. Yeah. Why is you monitoring that nigga tolerance? You're seeing shit.
Starting point is 00:35:42 You're good, right? He eating his Doritos. Jay-O, do you want more? Yeah, the nigga won more. No. All right. Here, let me hold his. Oh, yeah, it's about that time.
Starting point is 00:35:58 I'm feeling good. Yeah. This is. I really did. think you're going to do it live. That's how you know a nigga. Oh, we'd be stretching this motherfucking
Starting point is 00:36:06 violent. I'm feeling good. You know? Yeah, this is the, this is the funnest National Side Chick day I've ever had, to be honest. Hey, man,
Starting point is 00:36:17 I don't believe in side chicks. What do you believe in? They are my girlfriend. I'm in a relationship with all my bitches. Yeah, I mean, Future verse 37.
Starting point is 00:36:28 They provide different things, you know what I'm saying? They're, you know, the different things. All my girlfriend, I don't like to make them, like, you know, titles and nothing. So they're all nacho cheese, Doritos? Yeah, all of them. You got to explain.
Starting point is 00:36:45 Some of them might be that sweet, spicy nacho. That shit is good as a motherfucker, too. A new challenger has entered the chat. Gina, can you explain the nacho cheese versus Doritos, Cool Ranch? I know what his answer are going to be, so I'm not going to explain the whole thing. I mean, everybody, everybody's shit on Cool Ranch, but I like Cool Ranch. No, there's another explanation for it. There's another explanation for Gina.
Starting point is 00:37:08 All right. So we was having a conversation about if you try to get at a girl and she curve you, is it okay for you to talk to her home girl? I already know your answer. You're fucking right. You're fucking right. If you and your friend go in the store and your friend pick up this cup and I don't want it. And you like the cup.
Starting point is 00:37:28 You ain't supposed to get the cup because she didn't like it because she picked it up first. She didn't drink out the motherfucker. She's just looking. I don't want it. Yeah. So yeah, you better. So when you open a variety pack of chips, which one do you get first?
Starting point is 00:37:42 Where are you going to start it? They got a bunch of different kinds of varieties. The basic ones. The basic one. It got it got nacho cheese, cool ranch, Layes, Fritos. Maybe sweet and spicy nacho. It depends on what I got going on with it.
Starting point is 00:37:55 You know what I'm talking about? I'm like, I'm like, I'm going to put a funions first. I'm feeling. But if there's only, I'm on some fungions. But if there's only two left. And there's Doritos, Cool Ranch, or Spicy Nacho Cheese. Which one are you going to pick up?
Starting point is 00:38:11 Be absolutely, absolutely honest. Real straight up shit. Literally with them two brands, them two flavors, I don't give a fuck. I don't care. Cool Ranch, nach, whatever. I eat them with cottage cheese anyway. This shit tastes good. Cottage cheese?
Starting point is 00:38:25 Cream cheese. Doritos, no, cottage cheese. Doritos and cottage cheese is bomb. Shout out to my cousin, Shrimp Loak. They put me up on that shit way back. And way back when me and your mom was. kicking it. You know what I'm talking about? I introduce your mama to the Duccottagee in the Rio. She loved that.
Starting point is 00:38:42 So can you talk about the, we know your mama movement? Because you've been going hard with it recently. Yeah, yeah, Vic. You know, I just, you know, the know your mama movement, it come from a lot of places, you know what I'm talking about? It come from a lot of places. You know, for one thing, I want to make sure that I want people understand that, you know, your Mama human. And I think we need to get Mama's day humanity back. You know what I'm talking about? We hold Mama up to this on this pedestal way as we should because she
Starting point is 00:39:12 mama, but we forget that, you know, Mama, you know, Mama, like Cool Rand's Doritos too. You know what I'm talking about? Mama, want to have some fun. Mama want that little trim tickle sometimes, you know what I'm saying? And it's all good. And, you know, being up in age now, you know,
Starting point is 00:39:28 I was just talking to you cast, you know, I ain't feeling to go into the, you know, a niggas ages, which, you know, you were telling me like, damn, when y'all was, like, damn, I was really grown when y'all can't I probably know your mama Wait where did you grow up? Englewood south LA and y a Yeah my mom used to work at inglewood Fuck yo my mama grew up in engwood
Starting point is 00:39:49 Lennox Slick how do you know my mama And the whole thing is look when I know your mama That don't mean I have sex with your mama That did not mean that I just I know your mama I remember when she was young she had a little pony tail inside and she's with a scrunch socks and shit, the two pairs of scrunch socks up high
Starting point is 00:40:08 your legs be real shiny because she couldn't afford the good lotion so she used Vaseline. I remember that. I remember your mama. You know what I'm talking about? I wasn't fucking her, but the homie was. But that's something else. That's something else. Let me get a lighter. I know these niggas' mamas, man. Niggas got a humble themselves.
Starting point is 00:40:28 And also, also knowing these niggas' mamas, I need niggas to understand that you know, I got three daughters. I got three daughters. I got a mama. I got two three sisters. You know what I'm saying? I love them all. You know what I'm saying? And I respect them all. Niggas got to start respecting these women and quit dealing
Starting point is 00:40:44 with these women and talking to them and treating them like you do because if not one day somebody going to have a know your mama story for your daughter. You know what I'm saying? Or your sister or your mama so you know what I'm saying? Start with us. Let's start just treating these women you know what I'm saying with a little more respect because you know black men don't cheat. Black men, you know what
Starting point is 00:41:02 saying? We just try to just live and up whole, you know, the word like we supposed to, you know what I'm saying? So I'm just saying, let's try to get to that more. Oh, okay. Word. Gina, have you ever been a side chick? Shit, I don't know. Not that you know of?
Starting point is 00:41:19 No one doubt it. Not if you was mine. Look at a thing. I think everybody meant somebody's sidepiece. Oh, shit. Like, would you be one on purpose, though? No. No?
Starting point is 00:41:37 Like today? Or like, what about in the past? Would I have been one on purpose in the past? Mm-hmm. No. I was a side piece and didn't even know it. I was fun in a whole good time. It didn't even know I was a side piece.
Starting point is 00:41:51 Yeah, sometimes you're not really aware of it. Not really. Well, you're just having fun. You're just blissful. Yeah. You're just blissful as a motherfucker. It's just gleeful. You know what I'm talking about touching that little trim,
Starting point is 00:42:00 smelling that little fragrant aroma. You know what I'm talking about that trim on your mom? mustache you get up in the morning like I love that bitch you usually find out you the side piece on their birthday if they go to jail on Valentine's day
Starting point is 00:42:13 if they die or on Valentine's day I thought I was a side piece on their birthday because bitch I always get mad every year around the same time bitch you what would you mad at me for oh bitch the day before
Starting point is 00:42:25 yeah I see bitch now niggas don't see the bitch patterns till after women are observing with everything that goes on in relationship in real time Understand that, my nigga. We don't see shit until way after the bitch gone and shit over. Like, damn, that bitch was fucking with that nigga.
Starting point is 00:42:43 Yes. Yes, nigger. You can relate. The bitch had been through two niggers since then, and then you're just not finding out. You just start realizing she was only posting the passenger seat of the car. And you're like, wait a minute. You got to learn with the inside of that car. Her car looked like.
Starting point is 00:43:00 Musty-ass chicken fish, bitch. Smoke yours. Player Jay. Jay, money, he's behind you. Player John. Play Marker John. Smoke yours, nigga. Oh, shit.
Starting point is 00:43:26 Did you guys see Meek Mill and Takashi, their little scuffle? I'm tired of all them niggas. Meek, I like you. I've been through a love, hate thing with meek. Like, I like, like, I didn't like the nigga. I liked the nigga. I like the nigga.
Starting point is 00:43:44 I like him. I really fuck with me. Meek. Stop fucking entertaining that rat shit. The shit pissed me off. All that fucking back and forth. You got all these fucking bodyguards and shit. Look here.
Starting point is 00:43:55 Niggas, line it up. I don't even want to do all that fucking talking. Hey, look, Big Biff, Big Joe, Big Barry. You go talk to their security and tell him we're going to line this shit up. Fuck all this talking, all this camera. Y'all nicks stop doing that shit with the camera. That's how niggas get killed. You niggas really don't want to fight.
Starting point is 00:44:10 You really don't want fun. But you put that camera in there. And then you get niggas all riled up, and then you get put in a position where you got to answer to that shit. Stop doing that shit. You niggas, niggas just hug, niggas. Just hug, niggas, you niggas don't want to do nothing. I'm tired of you, niggas.
Starting point is 00:44:27 Fucking, niggas, be a wrestler or something. I'm tired of this shit, man. Fake-ass shit, man. Niggas out here getting killed, for real. And these rich-ass niggas is bouncing their naked-ass chest up against bodyguards and shit trying to get to each other, knowing they really don't want to do nothing, but make a record with each other.
Starting point is 00:44:43 Stop that fast. shit, nigga. And when I say fag, I mean most, most much respect to homosexuals, but you fag niggas. You know what I'm talking about. Stop that fag-ass shit, nigga. Weird shit, man. I hate these old, that's why I need, I know your mama, nigga. I know your mama. Hey, that's why you, your daddy didn't talk to these niggas, man. Niggas, daddies didn't talk to him, but I feel like it's my place because I know these niggas mama, man. Stop. I'm going to tell you what your daddy should have told you, niggins.
Starting point is 00:45:14 enjoy that money. It's real niggas out here dying a motherfucker with a bank account of negative negative zero. These niggas ain't got shit and dying on the street for some shit and they can't get out of and y'all got everything ahead of you got everything for you man stop and you rapists quit talking this weird
Starting point is 00:45:30 ass nigga Tukashi. He's a bitch and a troll. Stop talking to him. He's a fucking weirdo man. Don't listen to that shit, man. Tired of these niggas, man. That's what I'm mad about you. You're motherfucking weirdos, man. This nigga got a motherfucking rainbow pompadour You niggas is really going to get mad at this nigga?
Starting point is 00:45:47 Fuck this bitch-ass nigga, man. We're talking to that guy, man. You keep entertaining this fuck-nicker shit, man, and stop all the bloggers as soon as they want to bring that bitch-ass nigga up. He's a whore, man. Stop that shit, man. The horosity has to stop, man. You guys are real, real, real timid, little horrors,
Starting point is 00:46:08 and you've got to stop, man, because it's some bullshit. You're putting the black guy on the game, man. All this old weird shit. And all you street niggas are lining yourself For these rich rappers Just because you want to do something, nigga You gotta stop, man Stop letting these niggas in the gate
Starting point is 00:46:21 These niggas ain't this shit, nigga These niggas is whores But that's neither here Now I'm sweating this shit I'm sorry Who did say it Came out looking worse though Meek or Takashi
Starting point is 00:46:31 I hate to say it but Meek Meek I like meek man But meke come on Mick You cool, you fucking rich And hanging with you know what I'm saying You got the right bubble around You don't fucking argue with this old rat
Starting point is 00:46:42 Rat what they're gonna get one day that nigger gonna step on the glue trap and get stuck my nigga my nigga trust me when i tell you stop stop arguing with the weird ass nigga man stop giving these weird niggas motherfuckin fucking shine stop stop paying attention to this old buster-ass shit man because none of these niggas want to line it up i'm not the toughest nigga in the world man but i'm telling you i want to line it up i don't want to do all that shit we can jokey joke and and flip-flop and laugh and ha ha ha all that shit man but oh hey nigga when it get real it get real we're gonna line it up we're not for to do all that old weird shit man stop
Starting point is 00:47:13 God damn nigga got kids and shit looking man come on man one day you're gonna look at these motherfucking tapes 20 years from now your kids gonna be looking
Starting point is 00:47:20 like damn dad you was a fucking clown stop nigga fucking weirdos nigga I swear to God word yeah
Starting point is 00:47:29 not much I said to that no yeah I think I think Mink has come too far to be even entertaining 6-9 and doing some shit
Starting point is 00:47:36 why are they in the same place man look man line it up nigga I want to see the nigga fuck a rap battle Fuck all this arguing in the parking lot. Fuck all the videos in these expensive condos,
Starting point is 00:47:48 shirtless with a gang of motherfucking guns dancing in the circle with 20 niggas. Fuck that shit, squab. Scrap, nigger. Have you seen this thing going on in South Central called Backyard Squabbles? Yep. You seen that shit?
Starting point is 00:48:01 Yep, I love it. I love it. It's bringing it back. Shout out to my nigga. God bless his soul. Rest in peace, Big B. Big B from Row to 20s, N.HB. My homeboy, that nigga showed me the fade tapes
Starting point is 00:48:11 way back in the late 80s. niggas been doing it, but they're bringing it back. Yeah, you want to be a star? Go ahead and fat mouth now, nigga. Yeah, I just seen that. Backyard Squabbles. I think L.A. Taco did an article about it. They have a legit ring.
Starting point is 00:48:27 They just have people lining it up. Tryouts. Like, it's legit as fuck. Like, they just have what we need to do. Damn. We need to go down there and commentate, do color commentary. Let's get it. That would be incredible.
Starting point is 00:48:38 That reminds of like Kimbo-Slic-era. Exactly. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I think not. We'll be like, from the top rope. I think, I think not, because that's how niggas get killed. I think the backyard squabble should just be non-televised. I think they should just get theirs on, especially when it's real, get their zone.
Starting point is 00:48:53 Because motherfuckers don't need to see it. That's why niggas, I keep telling you, niggas is dying all the time because it's getting caught on camera. Back in the days, niggas took some beat downs that you had to be there to see. And if you wasn't there, that's cool, then they can live the rest of their life. And y'all didn't see that. But now, you know what I'm saying? Everywhere you go, nigg, nigger, you're the nigger that got fucked up. Now you gotta kill a digger.
Starting point is 00:49:15 Stop, man. Stop putting the camera ain't for everything, man. This generation, I love y'all niggas, man. This is your uncle, man. I know your mama, man. I'm telling him, I'm just trying to help you out. Stop putting everything on camera, my nigga. Everything don't deserve it.
Starting point is 00:49:29 Even when it's non-criminal, some tender moments with your family, with your bitch. The world don't need to have that, man. It ain't for them. It's for you. You know what I'm saying? Stop doing that shit, man. I swear to God, man. I wish
Starting point is 00:49:42 Tell your mom to call 310. I'm going to do it off camera. I'm talking to show taking the other. I'm sorry. I don't want to do that. You know what I'm saying? I just get passionate about
Starting point is 00:50:00 seeing these youngsters doing some stupid goofball shit, man. Stop, nigga. Stop. Mick Mill is rich. Stop arguing with this weird old man. He's still.
Starting point is 00:50:11 nigga gasping for air, man. He's a snitch, man. The streets don't love him, and he's going to do whatever Hollywood going to do. He going to do whatever Hollywood let him do to keep afloat. He can't come back to the streets. He's a snitch. He's a whore.
Starting point is 00:50:26 The nickers are bitch. He can't come back to the street, man. So, you know, he's going to do all kinds of clown shit. Don't subject yourself with that clown shit with that nigger, man. He's a buster, man. What that nigger nip say, man? We don't entertain clowns, man. Come on, man.
Starting point is 00:50:39 Rest and peace, nip hustle, right? Weird-ass nippers. out here, man. Yeah. Speaking of Nipsey, did you hear the track you did with Jay-Z? No, I didn't hear you.
Starting point is 00:50:46 Bruh, that shit is so hard. That shit is so hard, man. With Jay-Z, that's the feature that we wanted forever, man. And it was, like, such a powerful record. It's, that beat itself. I don't know if hit boy produced it. No, no, that was $1,500?
Starting point is 00:51:03 That was $1,500? That was $1,500. My guy, Mars. I tried to do a versus battle. I hit that niggie. He didn't hit me back. That nigga don't want to see me He don't want to see me
Starting point is 00:51:14 I want a versus battle Jay Z. Y'all spam that nigga Jay Z right now wherever he on right now you spam that nigga and tell that nigga to get Slink Johnson this motherfucker versus battle Tell him
Starting point is 00:51:25 Nick ain't got no hits Bro you ain't going to last the first round You ain't going to last the first round I'm fucking with you Jigga He gonna play Can I get a what you're going to play He got some shit with Too Short probably in the tuck I got some shit
Starting point is 00:51:40 I mean you know it's hits for me the rest of the world, you know, didn't quite get it yet. However, you'll get a war. You know what I'm saying? Check this out, man. I'm a barbarian, man. I do all this shit, man. I rap, you know, act, comedy, you know, change, breaks, babysit.
Starting point is 00:51:53 All kinds of shit. You know what I'm saying? Seminars, life coach. All kinds of shit. Grand Theft Auto 5? GTA 5, nigga, yeah. Yeah. Speak about that, like, how that came about and just the phenomenon of, like, Lamar Davis,
Starting point is 00:52:05 and how it's taking, like, a life of its own. Well, that nigga, DJ Pool. Shout out to my main man, DJ Pool. That's a solid nigga. I love DJ Poo. Let me give that man this motherfucking roses. Because DJ Poo changed a lot of niggas lives, man. But DJ Poo gave me the call.
Starting point is 00:52:19 He asked me to come out and read for the part. Nigger did it, knocked it out the Pinnark, and here you go. You know what I'm saying? That motherfucker made a billion dollars. And I got half a tank of gas right now. Rockstar, hit a nigga, man. I'm just saying, man. I remember seeing one of your interviews and you said,
Starting point is 00:52:39 after the first take, after you left that audition, you already knew you had it. Because I was hungry. I'm still hungry. Can't you feel the hunger? Can't you right now? You know what I'm saying? I was just gnawing that Gina elbow a minute ago
Starting point is 00:52:52 because it smelled like vanilla. Nigger hungry and shit. You know what I'm saying? I was a nigga's hungry, man. Nigger won't that shit, man. You know what I'm talking about? You want it, nigga. You got to be hungry.
Starting point is 00:53:01 That don't mean act a goddamn fool. That means stretch yourself to the limits of yourself and be the best version of yourself and get that shit. Like a slinky. Like a slinky. a fucking slinky, but I'm only fun for the girls. I don't fuck
Starting point is 00:53:13 with the boys. I'm only fun for the girls, nigga. All you niggas are right on nigga, get on, nigga. You niggas don't smell like vanilla, niggas. And for you niggas that do smell like vanilla, go back way.
Starting point is 00:53:29 I smell like vanilla. I fucking smell like vanilla. This shroom cast is on some other shit. I think it's low-key hit it right now. I'm not a lot. Hey, right there.
Starting point is 00:53:44 Go ahead. I'm going to take some more because actually I just feel my car nevarosity is idling at about 27. You know what I'm saying? 2,700 RPMs. I still can go up a little higher.
Starting point is 00:53:55 You want to keep that for it to go and go out of the bag? We're going to get that for to now. I need some more water. Okay, to now. We're going to get in a second. Hold on, hold on, hold on, man. I know what I'm doing.
Starting point is 00:54:05 I know what I'm doing. I get you some water. Hold on. Just chill out. Just relax, Gabe. You said one and water. I'm gonna get you water. We're gonna get one other guys
Starting point is 00:54:12 from the camera, man. You got a whole fucking staff. No jumper is a motherfucking illustrious business here. It's a lot of shit going on behind the scenes. You don't know. We got runners and shit. Naked bitches at the dog greeting me and shit.
Starting point is 00:54:25 It was a naked. Naked bitch gave me a COVID test. Naked bitch gave me a COVID test. She's a straight test of the nigger. All up in your nose. Naked as a motherfucker. I'm trying to look you, shoot. Hey, that sounds like a new, that sounds like a new business, naked COVID test.
Starting point is 00:54:48 Like the lady comes out. Yeah. Naked as a motherfucker. What? You get the whole Sam's Huff, bro. Yeah. As a COVID test center. I just came back from Atlanta and that motherfucker.
Starting point is 00:55:05 Thank you very much. See, I'm talking about no jumpers. A real motherfucking business. You see the white man coming here with the motherfucker of water? A white man did that This is real business Nick
Starting point is 00:55:15 You see that shit Don't you like You serve by white man He served me The Frosty with a shit Thank you white man It's about motherfucking time
Starting point is 00:55:25 He served me Some frosty-ass water Oh shit Oh shit That's right That's right He know what's had He's seen that hat
Starting point is 00:55:40 Yeah Shout out to straw and wool Man straw and wool they keep me right with you see this hat niggins you like this that's the caten man that's the catan k a d-e-n man you know i'm talking about this available at straw and wool dot com man get you one of these yeah use my promo code slink 10 yeah sl n i k s l-n i k see this room's fucking with you yeah hell yeah let me ask you question can i pull one of those off you think i could pull one of those off yeah i'm sure you can't i'm sure you can
Starting point is 00:56:09 because i you know what i see i see pimping in you oh i see i see it in you. Is it in me or on me, though? It's in you. You just ain't tapped into a check. You just say, you gotta get that, you gotta, hey, you got to put up with the $50 haircuts. You got, you got to stop beefing with your barber, bro.
Starting point is 00:56:22 Yeah, hey, but, hey. That nigga doing you wrong, bro. Yeah. So what would the real pimp do for a haircut? Because the perm, wait, wait, first of all right. Wait, wait, first of all. I don't know what a real pimp would do. I don't know what a real pimp would do.
Starting point is 00:56:34 I don't know, because I'm, I'm not a pimp. I'm not a pimp. Okay, slap. Okay, slap. Something like a pimp. almost. I'm just not I just ain't I just ain't got all my
Starting point is 00:56:46 certification shit I can't I can't The Shroof's ending You're just on point right now I don't even know what the fuck is happening A slap I went to school for that shit
Starting point is 00:56:57 man I was in New Mozambique man I've been around the world man Master of the West African Monkey Spank Technique five time wild cheetahs Submission Hold Champion The Prime Minister of Poundown Down Founder and President
Starting point is 00:57:09 of the Smoke Yours crew your mama's favorite. I got a lot of monikers, you know what I'm saying? I've been doing it, you know. Teach you how to fish 5,000 fishes? What was it? What did you say on the show? Teach you how to fish 5,000 fishes.
Starting point is 00:57:22 I'll be popping so much shit. I don't know. I got to go back in the archives. Teach you 5,000 fishes. I got to go in the archives. You know, nigg will be popping shit. Yeah. Just being black Jesus alone is like the biggest flex you can really be.
Starting point is 00:57:35 Like, how is that that? I'm sure people come up to you and probably call you that. Yeah, they come up to you. me at all the wrong times because I I still be trying to shoplifting shit. Don't be don't come up to me while I'm still in my nigga.
Starting point is 00:57:50 Wade, catch me in the parking lot. If we're in a store you don't know what I'm doing. Come on man, talk to me in the parkline. Don and dash, all that, right? Yeah, man, next me gonna stop me and shit, I got a motherfucking coat full of shrimp. Like, Jesus! Hey, come on, nigga! He's like, I'm trying
Starting point is 00:58:06 to make this shit disappear. He's trying to turn water into wine. At CBS. No, but it's amazing, though, man. It's definitely, you know what? Honestly, I'm overwhelmed and I'm humbled by it all, man, for motherfuckers. Because, again, in this fast-paced world, there's so much going on. So many vibrant things here and there and so much other shit to take your attention, man.
Starting point is 00:58:31 It's nice that the motherfucker will come to you and, you know, tell you, you know, express that they really fuck with what you do, man. I appreciate it, man. That's love, man. Especially, you know, most of my demographic, most of my fan base is made up a man. You know what I'm saying? So I get a lot of dudes come to me, and I really appreciate that because, you know, being dudes, we homophobic a lot of time. It's hard to tell another nigga, damn, you tighter, that shit was good. But when they do, I appreciate it.
Starting point is 00:58:58 You know what I'm saying? Because, man, niggas don't be wont to. But I appreciate when they do, man. That's love. Thank you. Yeah, and so. That nigger high as giraffe, pussy on the 7-40. seven right now.
Starting point is 00:59:12 I was never supposed to take shrooms live on stream, but since Black Jesus wanted to do it? And he's still taking it. Yeah, wait. You just took a host. That was a point five. You took a point five to the dome.
Starting point is 00:59:32 That's a whole gram. You got down to take the last one. No, no. No, no. He's down to take the last one. I'll refill it. Don't worry. Oh, shit.
Starting point is 00:59:41 He took a whole eight. Look at Gina's face. He took a whole eighth. Wait, for the people at home, you guys don't understand. What? I'm a fucking nasty as fuck. Black Jesus just has an incredible tolerance for drugs. I just want to show with you for the next eight hours because that, I know that's going to last you 12 hours.
Starting point is 01:00:04 I mean, you're going to be on your ass for the next eight hours, so might as well find somebody to get you with. We go meet in the parking lot just staring at stars. He just got me putting me on. Oh, shit. All right, so, Slink, real quick. I know you said you celebrated your birthday, right? And you're feeling a little older, but you finally took a gas station pill. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:00:29 You know, that's Vicks shit. Rhinos? I'm sponsored by Rino. Oh, right on, man. Oh, my God. Right on. How was your first experience? It was all right, man.
Starting point is 01:00:41 But the niggas, you know, the night didn't go. playing. I know the rhino work. Nick went through a whole whole bottle of lotion but yeah, the motherfucker worked. Did you get the headache after? No, no, no. Oh, okay, okay. That's good. Yeah, that's the premium. You got the premium. He splurged. I used the other one. You know, they got all the motherfucking animals and shit. I think I use motherfucking cheetah. I've never seen the cheetah.
Starting point is 01:01:08 The cheetah submission holds. The only thing I've seen is the rhinos. I don't know where the fuck you're going. No, I see somebody posted kangaroo yesterday Oh, they had a kangaroo? Yeah, I've seen that yesterday. You got to kill you. You're a little nigga, man. I'm trying to tell you, you know what I'm saying?
Starting point is 01:01:22 Y'all little niggas stop taking them gas station pills saving for the niggas of older homies, man. Y'all niggas ain't going to be no good to keep taking them getting a niggas 24 years old off gas taking pills and perks, man. Y'all need to stop this shit, man. Yeah, you're dropping gems tonight. Holy shit.
Starting point is 01:01:42 I don't know you stop this shit Your dick in your back is good Nickas stop You know what I'm saying You young nigga Stop taking all them drugs Same for the niggas You know what I'm saying
Starting point is 01:01:53 The bus drivers Like Ron Like Ronnie Like Ronnie You're cool You know what I'm saying You got low T You know what I'm talking
Starting point is 01:02:03 I'm talking about that you Don't testosterone Oh my God What's up Jeter You good baby She's speechless right now You see it You see this Macon?
Starting point is 01:02:15 You can see it alive and color up. You see it. Look, look, she just is. She's high too. She ain't took shit. Hi. So, Slink. Black Jesus started out originally on the Super Rumble Mixo.
Starting point is 01:02:32 Yeah. So tell us what the Super Rumble mix show, where, how it started, like. That nigga, hi, hi, that motherfucker. I'm about to start laughing. All right, so when I start, I'm going to follow shrooms. Hold on, when I'm all in my homies always tell me that I laugh like a baby dolphin. So if you hear a baby dolphin throughout the show, it's because I'm smacked off the shrooms. But continue.
Starting point is 01:03:05 I'm sorry. Call that nigger flipper. Now, Super Rumble Mixo Man was a variety show, man. You know, created by Aaron McGruder is a bunch of different segments in the Super Rumble Mix show, like Black Jesus, like Ask John Witherspoon, Negro News Network and Tube Steak, you know what I'm saying? A bunch of great sketches
Starting point is 01:03:26 and segments. You know what I mean? More than what? Here we go. Come here, come here. Say what's up. Yuri? Say what's up?
Starting point is 01:03:37 They just did a whole handshake. I'll fuck with you, white man. What's that white man name? Yuri. Yuri. He'll hear real white man. That niggas a real.
Starting point is 01:03:52 He comes straight from the homeland of white man. That d'nary. Oh, shit. That's why he's so goddamn good. He just got out here. That niggins about to expire here. So it started off as a Super Rumble show.
Starting point is 01:04:13 Then at what point did it pick up into like the the pilot that we seen. I was about six years in between. It was about six years, man. I think Super Rumble was like 2008. And Jesus made his debut on TV in 2014. I think we shot the pilot in 2013 and came back and we got greenlit
Starting point is 01:04:37 and then shit. In 2014, we shot the motherfucker came out on TV. All of seven. Four seasons in? Three, three, three. Is there going to be a fourth? I don't know. Yuri.
Starting point is 01:04:51 Wait. Do you remember where you were when you got that call then? Because I know that call had to change the life. When I got... Yeah. I was going to ask the white man.
Starting point is 01:05:05 I don't know if the show coming back. You got to ask the white man. I'm going to say, yeah, but the white man only know that. But where was I at when I got the call? Man, I was shooting GTA 5. Oh, shit. I was in New York, and I remember getting a call.
Starting point is 01:05:30 I think I don't know if I called them back or whatever because I know we was in and out of studio shooting a, you know, shooting a motion capture. And I just remember I was happy as a motherfucker. I went back a solo, nika, they green little, snaker. Damn, I'm black, Jesus. That had to be a crazy-ass month for you. because first of all, you're on GTA 5
Starting point is 01:05:47 and then you get a call from Cartoon Network like we want to give you a show. That's a blessing, man. That's God, man. It's only God, man. God making his movements, man. And I love him and appreciate him for every movie we make. Thank you, Lord.
Starting point is 01:06:01 Yeah. How did you deal with, like, I'm sure there was some type of backlash for you portraying Jesus like that. What was your, like, response to it? Only backlash I got was bitch. Like, I'm not going to suck your dick with that wig on, you gotta take it off.
Starting point is 01:06:18 A bitch, I'm Jesus. Bitch, let me bless you. No. I didn't get no backlash. I mean, I was a lot of shit in the press, but you know, personally, I didn't, nah, I didn't, I didn't get no backlash.
Starting point is 01:06:41 Yeah. No, I fucked with the show. I thought it was, you know, hilarious. And just the fact that they, you, even though it was like, condition shit, it was still like, you still always kind of brought it home to like a central theme. You know what I mean? That was like pushing a positive message, which was pretty funny. Oh yeah, and that's much respect to Aaron Magruder. You know what I'm saying? It was important
Starting point is 01:07:00 to him that we kept that, you know, kept that wholesomeness, you know, Jesus' ultimate divinity. We wanted to keep that intact. You know what I'm saying? We didn't want to put a black eye on that. And I appreciate it. Because leaving to me, I probably would have really, really niggerized Jesus. But I'm glad that, you know, that was a smart move. I'm going to get that to Aaron, you know. Again, I agree with it. It's dope, you know, because it gives more substance and depth to the show, you know, when somebody can get something out of it.
Starting point is 01:07:30 And that mean a whole lot to me, too. You know, when you get something out of it, you like to show my nigga, you fuck with it. And like, damn, my nigga, that really, I can't tell you how many messages I get from people that say, like, you know, shit helped me at a low point in my life. And it really makes me feel some kind of way. You know, it feel like purpose, my nigga. Yeah. I would like to believe that Jesus is that way, like somewhat.
Starting point is 01:07:54 Like how you're like, I'm not going to do a miracle right now, bro. Leave me alone. It's up to pops. Yeah. It's up to pops. I say, I quote Pock. Pock said, they say Jesus is a kind man that he should understand times in this crime land. You know what I'm saying?
Starting point is 01:08:09 So what that means to me, the way I interpret it is, you know, he understand what's going on. Jesus is not going to judge me. You know, God is going to. He's the ultimate judgment. Jesus is not going to judge you. I'm just going to love you. You know, I know shit fucked up out here. I don't think you need to,
Starting point is 01:08:23 you shouldn't do it like that, but I'm not going to judge you for it and I'm going to love you regardless. You know what I'm saying? Jesus is with you everywhere. Jesus is in the car with that drive-by. He don't want you to do it. Like, chill.
Starting point is 01:08:36 And that's, you know, when they turn around, that's when they get that change of hearts and fine nicks don't listen. They still go. Jesus is with you when you in there stealing. Jesus is with you when you in jail. Jesus is with you at all these low points, just like he is with your high.
Starting point is 01:08:47 points. So when you recognize and acknowledge this, Jesus is always with you, you might change your behavior or you might get more thought to your behavior. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Knowing you got somebody with you. No need to be scared. No need to be fearful. Don't be fearful. You ain't
Starting point is 01:09:03 got to be out here acting like this. I'm with you. You did? I got you, my nigga. You think Jesus was with you when you were allegedly sticking people for their cars? Absolutely. Absolutely. Absolutely. I think he was with me when I was allegedly doing such things. Who did you say
Starting point is 01:09:21 you played for the Inglewood? Yeah, I played left pistol for the Englewood carjacker. Left pistol. Yeah, I went 19 and 1. That's a streak. That's a streak. That one took me out to day. How much, how much time did you do?
Starting point is 01:09:43 I got at a state of California 31 months. Oh shit, yeah. It's a sentence for show. Yeah. That's crazy. And when you came out, is that when you pursued your rap career? Or how did that work?
Starting point is 01:09:57 Yep, yep, yep. I was young and I went in and Yonge C-Y. And then, you know, I always was rapping. I always had a knack for putting words together. And you know what I'm saying? But when I got out, I seen my friends they was doing, they was actually making tapes. And shit, that blew my mind.
Starting point is 01:10:13 Like, nigger, what you do that at? I thought you had to have a whole. whole deal, but you know, niggas had studio access and shit. You're right. And we started doing it. I just started taking it more seriously, you know what I'm saying? I started back in 86. Been going hard since 94, a veteran at a time.
Starting point is 01:10:28 In the dark, you see my diamonds glow. You know what I'm talking about? No. I ain't got them on right now because these niggas just, that's just rapper talk. Rappers be wishing diamonds, you know what I'm saying? And y'all rappers, man, y'all stop wearing that bullshit, man. That's a lot of you niggas wearing some bullshit,
Starting point is 01:10:47 man, just don't wear nothing. If you can't get some real shit, don't wear bullshit, man. I see you niggins these fugazy-ass stones and shit. People will be popping out with diamond testers now, so you don't want to do that. Yeah, y'all niggas, watch out. And that shit doesn't make it bad for the niggas out here,
Starting point is 01:11:05 jacking, man. Nicker go to jail for life. You don't want a nigga go to jail for life for a fake-ass chain, at least make it worse something. I got it, baby. It's cool. It's cool. I see a real nigga going to fix it. You see what I'm saying? see you an independent black woman, you know I'm talking about, and you're trying to make sure it go
Starting point is 01:11:21 right, but fear not, baby, a real niggas here. You underdigg what I'm talking about? I hear you. How you like your eggs? Friday of fertilized. See, he said that. He said that. Wait, why did you do the, oh, I'll call for the
Starting point is 01:11:37 same. Yeah, I got the pack away, man. You put to smoke another one, nicka? Do you want more shrooms, by the way? I still have more. Give me some more, nigga. What's a-ha? What's a lot? I think I am, man. You think I'm a bunk or something? You think I mean,
Starting point is 01:11:52 one bunk? I'm gonna leave the bag of shrooms here. Seriously, the bag right here. Why is it really close to you? Like, why can it just be in the middle? I'm the motherfucker going to be a joy at these motherfuckers right now. Obviously, you're not. No.
Starting point is 01:12:06 You hide, nigga. You only don't even remember this moment. Like, what did my bag of shrooms go? How long does it take the kick in? Like 30 minutes. 30 to 45. How long has it been since I took the first one. No, I can tell you straight up.
Starting point is 01:12:21 It's kicking in. It's already been in. So the fact that you already took an eighth. Yeah, that's what I told my bitch. It's already been in. Fuck that bitch. Gina. This is my old girl right here.
Starting point is 01:12:42 What's up? You got to say, hey, let's more than 40. I'm broke. Fuck. Let me hold what's up. See again, mismanagement. If you ever hear a woman say she broke, it's mismanagement. It's mismanagement.
Starting point is 01:12:57 You shouldn't be. Explain. Cash app one of them niggas. I'm just saying. Cash app them or? I'm going to take this request. I don't know. I don't have no niggas.
Starting point is 01:13:08 I'm just fucking with you. It's, yeah, whatever. I don't. So I hear you. You have a few web series coming up? Yeah, yeah. I just dropped one on Valentine's Day called Why She Keep Scratching. Go to my YouTube channel, YouTube.com, 4 slash Slink,
Starting point is 01:13:26 and check out why she keeps scratching. Starring myself, Teddy Ray, and Daphneek Spring. What's the concept behind that? She keeps scratching, and the nigger Leandro, he was trying to get her. You know what I'm talking about? Sometimes some players are just blind. Sometimes you're just blind to somebody's worn the signs. These red flags, niggins run right through these red flags.
Starting point is 01:13:46 And red lights. And red lights. Yeah, yeah. You sound like you've been running them. I don't know you got all kinds of camera tickets. Let's see you. Nasty dick, nigga. He's thinking some nasty dicknickers, man.
Starting point is 01:14:06 Gabe, you ever run a red light? My kind of guy. You ran a red light before? A couple times. Gina, have you ever asked anybody to run a red light? This ain't my interview. Yeah. But I knew
Starting point is 01:14:17 We're all family here I knew she was into the red lights When I knew she was really into twilight And I was like, oh, you into Dracula's Oh Okay So that's what we're doing That's mixed level
Starting point is 01:14:30 Yeah I'm cool I'm gonna stop at the red light Yeah Just red light, I'm cool But what if she's like Fuck it Red light me
Starting point is 01:14:39 She's the one Egging it on though What day What day is she In her soul? Michael. Right. I mean, is it full, is it full blown gushers or is it drying up? Is it towards the end? I met this growing time and it was probably only our second, third time being intimate. I don't like that shit. And she was like, she was like, yeah, let's do it. I'm like, you're weird for that. Like, it was like, you're waiting for this moment type shit and wanted to see if I was with it.
Starting point is 01:15:13 I'm cool. Hit me after the period. Because when you got dick, you're going to. strike oil and I don't want to do that. Strike oil. Holy shit. Jackpot. Some of you niggas is in the blood, but it's cool. What's the name of that fetish?
Starting point is 01:15:40 Somebody put it in the comments. What is the motherfucker that love bloody sex? There's a scientific name for that. I'm going to lick it up right now. That's some kinky shit. I can only imagine the motherfucker description of this video. Slink Johnson talks knowing your mama. Bloody sex.
Starting point is 01:16:01 It's called the blood sexual vampirism fetish. Man, what? I don't know. As Yuri, I bet Yuri could tell you all about it. So you're going to be in the new space jam, right? That's what they say. That's what I heard. Shout out to Malcolm Lee.
Starting point is 01:16:26 Thank you very much. I just cast that chick. Thank you. Oh, shit. Space Jam 2. That's legendary. What kind of role can you disclose that? Nope.
Starting point is 01:16:38 Okay. Did you meet LeBron? Nah. Bugs Bunny? I'm still trying to, no, I ain't meet that niggas. By the Bruns. I want to meet LeBron. I fuck with LeBron.
Starting point is 01:16:52 I think me and LeBron. But hit it off, man. I want to meet LeBron because that nigger's a raw-ass brother. He likes what he doing. He watches the show. What's up, Brian? Follow your nigga on the ground, man.
Starting point is 01:17:02 Invite me out for some of the fun festivities with all that fly shit you be doing, nigga. Shit nigga, slink. Follow me. Slink Johnson, nigga. No, I'm just playing it on. He don't watch this show. He's going to watch it now.
Starting point is 01:17:15 He going to watch it now. You're a disrespect for me, man. Bro. Disrespectful. We ain't given the fuck what's going on in the comments, huh? Hey, my niggas. You're going to read it.
Starting point is 01:17:36 You can't. I want to read it as they go. I like to talk to. I like to talk to little Billy in Baltimore. That's the demographic for show. Let me see. Twist it like 13. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:17:50 Twist some other one. Yeah, yeah. Twist that shit. I'm not talking about from real Twist up some more Yeah Trist up some more
Starting point is 01:17:57 You know Jeremy Jimenez says everybody Eat more sroom Nah I'm not Fitt of smoke No weed
Starting point is 01:18:08 With brony nigga I don't fuck with kids And slink And the Asian Need a show The Asian is named Gabe Gabriel
Starting point is 01:18:17 Gabe C You call me Gabe Gabe You're Filipino A Filipino They never say That's why we tight because Filipinos is the niggas of the Asian community. Yeah, especially in L.A., Southern California.
Starting point is 01:18:27 Hey, you know, it's crazy. I was watching the show, like Jesus. And then Ms. Tudy, she wanted to have a Filipino party. Why? Because we fuck with the Filipino, niggas. Lupio's a fire. She was like, fuck, nigger, are you crazy, we fuck with the Filipinos, nigger? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:18:44 I'm going out there, nigga. You go to the Philippines? I'm going to the Philippines. I'm going with you. I'm pulling up. I'm going with you. And I'm going to. And I'm going out.
Starting point is 01:18:51 And I'm going out. And I'm going out. And I'm going out. And I'm going to meet all y'all mama. Yeah. No, no, no. Do we call them Titas? Tita.
Starting point is 01:18:56 Yeah, Titas. My Titas. Your Tita show me are Teta. I can't wait. No, no, no, no. But they call it Pek Pek. Pek. Pek.
Starting point is 01:19:08 Pek. Pek. Pek. Pek. Yeah. I want some neck. The most of the disrespectful thing, they say Pek, Pek, my Baho. That means your pussy stank.
Starting point is 01:19:17 That's like a. It sounds like you said, butthole in the back. Bajole. Beck back my bow That sound like some You see Slink takes some more srooms Nigger hit my cash out
Starting point is 01:19:31 You want to see me here some more shrooms Nick hit my cash out I need $500 $500 and he's going to take a whole ounce of shrooms Hit my shit Yeah He can take the whole bag Dollar sign slink Johnson
Starting point is 01:19:44 The whole bag Dollar sign slink Johnson You said that You said that But dollar sign slink Johnson Hit my shit, nigga He said pull out the tattas Yuri, we need more water, nigga
Starting point is 01:19:57 Yeah, here, got you got you guys Got you got two down here Okay, okay, okay, okay Okay Okay, well you Oh, Yuri can't run it back in this moment Um So aside from space jam
Starting point is 01:20:12 What are you working on next? What do you got coming up? What time is it? 7.20. I'm working on these niggas mama's about 9 o'clock. I'm on my way over there. I'm on my way over while you out thugging with your homies.
Starting point is 01:20:33 You said One of my favorite tweets is you said, remember when your mama took you with her to go see Uncle Ronnie? Then he goes Ronnie again. In jail. And when he got out, y'all went to see him a couple times, but your daddy was mad about it. They always
Starting point is 01:20:49 used to argue, huh? That's because your uncle, Ronnie, ain't your uncle. I'm just telling you the truth, my nigga. You know, you start thinking about these uncles, you know what I'm talking about? Niggas are tapped your mama. You know what I'm talking about? Hey, nigga, you remember that one time, the refrigerator went out? Motherfucker just wasn't getting cold no more.
Starting point is 01:21:11 Yeah. Mama was in between jobs and she was working down there to school, but it was middle of the summer. They didn't pick her up. It was show times in the house. You know who went and fixed that? Jose. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:21:28 The Mexican handyman. That nigga know your mama, nigga. Jose know your mama. He don't want no money. No, no. No, no. No. He fixed it for free.
Starting point is 01:21:44 Because that nigga, know your mama. Nigger, you know. Hey, what was, what was it like being on tour with Too Short in 99. That shit was fun, man. You know what I'm talking about? I was a young nigga. You know what I'm talking about being bad out here, me, niggas, mamas.
Starting point is 01:22:01 Little did I know I was getting all this material. It's just fun. Little niggas, come on, pull your panties out your ass, nigga, relax. Put your man purse down, man. Cool. And don't shoot a nigga. I don't know yo mama. Come on. But I probably
Starting point is 01:22:18 could crack the bitch. Had I been in her head? Had I been in her area. I probably could have crack that bitch. You know what I'm saying? You said, me and your mama don't talk no more, but me and your aunt Candace are 100 to this day. Yeah, that's how I'm being sometimes.
Starting point is 01:22:34 That's how I be sometimes. That's how I mean. Oh, yeah. I was with her when she went to get her first tattoo. It's your daddy name. It's your daddy name. She really, really loved that dude. You know what I'm saying? I don't know why he wasn't there with her to get the tattoo, but I was there
Starting point is 01:22:52 with her. You know what I'm saying? I've been her friend 25 years now, yeah. He said, yo mama had her game banging face too. I remember she had a crush on Dulo her whole senior year. She used to have Parula playing on the voicemail green and it's and she started liking New York niggins. Niggas know your mama.
Starting point is 01:23:09 Not when you said... She did all that shit. Read the one word. He said back in 94. You got that one else? No. That's the one that link? No, no. He says back in 94, your mama used to hang on the low bottoms with your aunt Tammy. But daddy knew Tammy was scandalous and didn't trust it.
Starting point is 01:23:25 He went over to catch them doing something. They caught your mama in the car with someone from villains. He cried all the way home. He was hurt. I remember that day, you know what I'm saying? He had his fresh Jebo suit on and shit. He was going to try to look good for your mama. You know what I'm saying?
Starting point is 01:23:41 If you ever watched the 1999 documentary Pimp Himself Holes down, watch the opening credits very closely. Slow it down if you have to. Tell me who you see. Niggas not your mama. I was just saying that don't make her a bad person. That don't make her a bad person. She's just human, my nigga.
Starting point is 01:24:01 You do dumb shit. Everybody do dumb shit. It's cool. You know what I'm saying? She did some shit that, you know, might not have been favorable today, but she had a lot of fun. You know what I'm talking about? It's just good.
Starting point is 01:24:12 Let your mama live a little bit, but just no. Niggas not your mama. I think my favorite one is. when he said, your dad took your mama to West Side Connection concert at the sports arena once. Why did he do that? He went to get refreshments,
Starting point is 01:24:29 comes back, and she's gone. Where was she? In the lowrider, on stage, throwing up the dub. He got mad and left her, but she got home. Your mama, she was trying to. She really wanted to suck Ice Cube dick
Starting point is 01:24:40 that night, but she couldn't get closer to. I think she got one of them crib niggas, though. I think she got one of them. I'm just saying. Dub C, no, your mama. Yeah, Dub C, know your mama, nigga. He know your mama. I'm just saying.
Starting point is 01:24:57 Oh, shit. That was fucking hilarious. We got some new music that dropped real quick before we get out of here. Petty and Draco dropped a whole project called Out of Character. Little Deuce 3,400 dropped outside. That shit is hard. I'm playing that shit this week on the radio. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:25:16 Y.S from Compton. He got... Shout out to Y.S. That nigga was in one of them. my videos man pop pops pull up man ys what up man yes what up man yes shout out to that niggas nigger yeah he got bumped in the beacher featuring crispy life kid which is super dope produced by energy um the homie tu de guapo drop certified player a real dope EP yep and um man rp catchy catchy the great i don't want to bring it up in the beginning because i don't want to bring
Starting point is 01:25:46 down the energy but that should have been on my mind you know ever since it happened happened earlier today. It just happened. Yeah, a couple hours before. LA legend. LA legend. Been around since the jerking days was known as one of the best jerkers in the city before he ever started rapping.
Starting point is 01:26:00 He was incarcerated for the past three years. He got out about maybe four or five months ago. I'm not exactly sure what happened, but regardless, you know, family. Long live. Yeah. Sending love to his family, all the stinks, hit mob, Arbarian. Yeah, man, just sucks, man. So much tragedy associated with the Stink team.
Starting point is 01:26:19 It's been unfortunate. but everybody hold their heads up. Yeah, not much else to say. He's a legend, man. We booked in for mad shows. Always brought good energy. He was here about a month ago. He pulled up with Draco.
Starting point is 01:26:32 Yeah. It was the last time I seen him. And, yeah, man, it's super, super unfortunate. I'm glad we got to at least have that moment with him here. Yeah, and then on the show. Yeah, no, definitely. It's, yeah, RIP, man. It's just sad.
Starting point is 01:26:49 You guys have any, yo? who's that picks? Yeah. You want to go first? Go ahead, Jana. It sounds like you was ready. No, no, no. You go.
Starting point is 01:26:56 Ladies first. The artist's name is Jinks. He just dropped a project called Sorry for the Wait. Really cool project. I believe this is his first one, too, and it sounds great. It sounds like he's been doing music for longer than, you know, most people. And it sounds really good. He has a whole team behind them.
Starting point is 01:27:17 They're called BME. Okay. They got a couple other artists coming. out and everybody just has this like star power. So they're young. I'm excited to see what they're going to be doing in the next few years. And Hattie F, he dropped, Turn Your Boss Up. I don't know if y'all know who Hattie is. He's a play for the Rams, actually.
Starting point is 01:27:34 Really? Yeah. He has a part of the, from the district area. Okay. We got to get him on to. But yeah, he used to play for the Rams for a few years. And now he's doing music, boxing, tennis, the nigger doing everything. Yeah, but now his project is great too.
Starting point is 01:27:54 He's actually a great rapper, I would say. Okay, Doug. Gabe, your pick? Mine's, my bad. This room's kicking. But mine is actually from Compton. You know, got a shout out to the homie Wally Sensei. He just dropped an amazing tape.
Starting point is 01:28:13 It's called Fourteens Love. You know, something special for the Valentine's Day. but my record specifically has to be the one with Kalin and it's called Come Slide. Fire. I got to hear that. Yeah. And while we're talking about Wally, RIP to his boy, Nebula Swavy. He passed a few weeks ago, I believe.
Starting point is 01:28:34 Yeah. A shout to them. And I just played his record too, like six months ago and I told him and he was just so happy about the situation. And so to be able to have that interaction, you know, it's dope. RAPE to him. Long live. Yeah. My pick is a little deuce, again, outside.
Starting point is 01:28:50 It's just incredible tiny young freestyle. It's just like, Jesus Christ. And the whole like black aesthetic of the music video, like black and white is, and then they have. They're doing numbers too. Yeah, because it's naturally just fire. Like it's one of those things that's like, it's just going to pick up. And it doesn't sound like a West Coast record or nothing like that. It's just universally like fire.
Starting point is 01:29:11 Shout to shout to whole Mac & Coat team. What else? Oh, Ramp has a J1 of 1, mood swing. featuring J-Wall. And yeah, anything else? Anything else you got to plug in? Plug in your cash app. Plug in your...
Starting point is 01:29:23 No, no, no. I got to give a big shout out to, like... This is not even anything locally. But the Judas and Black Messiah, the whole tape. The whole tape from front to back is such a beautiful album they put together. Whoever A&R did. It was Archie Davis. Archie Davis.
Starting point is 01:29:42 Hit Boy was part of it as well. Ryan Coogler. Hit Boy is rapping on that album, too. Yeah. Yeah. But like, dog, those records that they're able to put out, so fucking powerful. Yeah. So if you can do me a favor, go check out every single one of those records on that album
Starting point is 01:30:00 because not one of them missed. Yeah. The movie. I try to watch it, but I haven't seen the movie yet. I got drunk and passed out. It's on HBO Max. I believe it came out in theaters, too. I saw that shit and that goddamn Bill O'Neill as a whole.
Starting point is 01:30:14 Watch the movie. It's a real good movie. I learned a lot. I didn't even know watching it the whole time that it was a true story. So I think it's cool that we're not getting the same slavery movies over and over again. We're not hearing, I mean, you know, the rest of the rest of the...
Starting point is 01:30:29 Regal Randy, you are right. I am high-ass fuck right. I know you for sure feeling the shrooms down because I'm really like knee deep. I'm feeling it, nigga, but I ain't trembling and shit, you know, I'm good, you know what I'm saying? I feel you young pot of wine, but I'm a Jedi, man. I feel you.
Starting point is 01:30:51 You're just a young pot of wine. I am. I am a young pot of a while. I will let you know I am high right now. My car, never rock. I'm bubbling. And I know y'all see me over here quiet because I'm just paying respect to the conversation that must be paid.
Starting point is 01:31:06 However, there's a time and place for everything. Check it out, man. I'm Slink Johnson. Y'all make sure y'all hit my cash app, but Dollar Signs, Slink Johnson, please and thank you. Dollar sign, Slink, Slink, Johnson. is the cash app.
Starting point is 01:31:19 You can hit me on all your social media networks at Slink Johnson. Follow me on YouTube. Subscribe to my channel. Fuck with me. Slink. YouTube.com forward slash slink. Smoke yours crew. com.
Starting point is 01:31:31 Slinkjohnson.com. I know your mom. Hey, Slink. So what made you bring the whole show to Compton? The whole Do Swim, Black Jesus. That was Aaron McGrews idea. Oh, really? To bring it to Compton?
Starting point is 01:31:45 Yeah. Because, you know, the show had to be. excuse me that's that nice fine tequila excuse me yeah I mean you know Jesus in a place where
Starting point is 01:31:59 you know in the hood you know what I'm saying Jesus need to be in the hood man Jesus is in the hood you know what I'm saying I think he'd air stronger
Starting point is 01:32:07 than he than some of these other places y'all need to come on the slide on in talk to your boy you know what I'm talking about let me see what I say with his comments Slink Johnson for president you're fucking right Yeah, let's do that.
Starting point is 01:32:21 Oh, yeah, good vibes only, good vibes right on. Yeah, we got good vibes. Yeah. Let me see what this. Slink turned on. Okay, when these shrooms just adjusted it. It's cool right now. I'm good.
Starting point is 01:32:32 You know what I'm saying? I've been over here getting my shit. You know what I'm talking about you. You're from the good vibe tribe. Good vibe is a motherfucker. It ain't nothing but good vibes. You know what I'm talking about? Make me feel real carnivorous and you know what I'm feeling real macus.
Starting point is 01:32:45 You know what I'm talking about? Tell your mom to call me. Why not? Give it the role. But what did you get the name Slink Johnson from? Because first, Big J.O. was the first one that pointed out that Slink Johnson was actually a name
Starting point is 01:33:01 in the player-hater's ball. Shout to Dave Chappelle. No, I think it was Silk. Silky Johnson. Oh, yeah. Silky Johnson. Silky Johnson. Okay. You letting him lead you wrong.
Starting point is 01:33:13 You're letting him lead you wrong. Big Jail, I'm sorry. I apologize. What did you get? You can't listen to a nigga right. He would wear tipless condoms. Tickless condoms. Oh, shit.
Starting point is 01:33:31 He can't a nigga that lied to this. It's like, you know, you still get the same sensation. This nigga right here, man. I swear to God. I swear to God. You can't listen to him, man. I need a tipless condom sponsorship. That's how he was.
Starting point is 01:33:47 I know you're a nasty dick, nigger. I swear to God. God. Hey, colleague, appreciate that, man. Hey, Slink, I appreciate you. Everybody go follow Slink. I hate to turn my back on my man Rose Prans Vick, which is the way this fucking
Starting point is 01:34:03 set is made. I don't feel comfortable. I'm looking at this, nigga. Ain't no camera over here to see my beauty, nigga, you know what I'm talking about? When I'm looking at you, that's why I keep looking. But my man, I mean, my man Rosecrans Vick, you're talking about Compton, you know what I'm talking about?
Starting point is 01:34:19 My man Rosecrans Vick is a cool nigga, you know? I'm saying. Let me. Get a nigga a chance. Get a nigga of a chance. Don't worry about. Yeah, I'm trying to build up my roster backup. See, you fucking it up.
Starting point is 01:34:29 Talking about a roster and shit. He's just going to make me another number. No, he's going to care about you. That's what I'm saying. I'm in a relationship with all my bitches. Oh, man, Big Papi. What's up?
Starting point is 01:34:42 What's up? Oh, shit. Yeah. Thank you. A.T. L.E.R. Right on. And Gina, you're getting a lot of love. Gina is so attractive.
Starting point is 01:34:50 Oh, you? oh mexico tapping in Kyle Wong with the dolphin whatever the fuck that means that's the homie Kevin oh the dolphin laugh Dolphin laugh Kyle that's the homie Kyle
Starting point is 01:35:02 Carl Wong he's part of the morning crew Okay shout to homie Kyle Kyle yeah Kyle what's up What's good But yeah Slink like I said Appreciate you everybody Follow Slink Don't come up to him at the grocery store
Starting point is 01:35:16 He might be trying to stuff something in his pants Hit me in the parking lot Wait until he gets outside Don't do him like that Don't try to block me in Because I'm gonna run your ass over Don't do that Appreciate you bro
Starting point is 01:35:29 Mad lately We out Peace

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