No Jumper - MAD LAtely Ep. 31 w/ Jourdin Pauline
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Well, I'm Genevuees.
I'm Rose Cans.
And I'm Gabe C.
I'm Jordan Pauline.
Welcome to Matt Lately.
Josh played too much.
I know.
I don't know when we're live.
I just know, look, hot mic in front of you.
Don't say anything that you.
Don't say nothing incriminating?
Exactly, yeah.
That's all I know.
I know good enough about that.
Even though I incriminate myself every week.
No, we did have one episode where I was talking shit.
I don't think the person I was talking about every scene, though.
Oh, yeah.
It could come across their time.
It was the one day. It was the one we had the reality.
Oh, now you narrowing it down.
Yeah.
I mean, I don't get the fuck.
Yeah, we got 31 episodes to check up on.
So yeah.
I feel like the deeper you get into the podcast, the more shit you can talk without it being like, people will like really pay attention to it.
You know what I'm saying?
If you say it at the top, people watch like the first five minutes for sure.
And then they're like, oh, shit, they didn't say nothing about me.
But check our number one hour, one hour, 29 minutes.
50 minutes later.
Talking spicy.
Let's go with y'all though.
How's your weekend, Gina?
I didn't do nothing this weekend.
Nothing at all?
Like, not a zealch of nothing.
I took my mom to the grocery store.
Oh, that's cool.
Yeah, I didn't really do nothing else?
It was just me and rolling for the weekend.
Didn't you get followed or something?
Oh, fuck.
Yes.
Okay, let us know, yeah.
Okay, so basically I was at the grocery store.
And what two weird things happened,
because before that, somebody randomly knocked on my door and say,
hi we want to clean your house for free
oh I'm gonna shoot you
get the fuck out of here
I'm gonna shoot you
I open the door
sweepsticks
You were doing a contest
Gets like I won
Come on in it
Dog I open the door
I only got a t-shirt on
I'm holding my holding rolling
And like
I'm like
Han like you want to clean my house for free
I honestly don't know if they want to
clean my floors or clean my house
I was, because I was just thrown off by, I'm looking at what the bitch got on.
Like, she wearing a mask, no badge, no uniform.
You know, she got her purse on.
You don't bring your purse to work.
You know, like, was it, oh, was she trying to, like, sell a vacuum or something?
I don't know.
She said she worked for something, like, vacuum company or something.
Kirby vacuum.
That was probably legit.
Kirby's a vacuum company?
Fuck that.
She said she wanted to clean it for free.
I don't trust free shit.
It's got to be a catch somewhere.
The catch is that they're going to make you feel really, really,
And they're going to say if you don't buy this, I'm not going to be able to either feed my family or go on a trip to Hawaii.
I've been through it off.
Well, she said she, so after she like explained and gave her whole shit and I said, no, thank you.
Then she was like, well, can I just clean something in your house?
Because if I just clean something, I'm going to trip to Arizona.
Exactly.
Arizona.
They don't do Hawaii no more.
Why are you going to Arizona?
Bro.
Arizona is not booming right now.
They say you on a fucking Greyhound bus.
Like, if you clean Gina's floor
I'm like, no,
which is a Grand Canyon?
If I was like,
that girl, I'll collect unemployment.
I'm not going to lie.
And I didn't see her going to knock
on nobody else's door.
That's why I thought it was just weird.
Like, I don't know.
She said, can I clean some?
She's like, bitch, you thirsty.
The front yard.
So then I went to the grocery store.
So I'm standing in line putting all my groceries up on the belt or whatever.
And I look over and I see a nigga
hiding behind the beef jerkeys.
So I'm like.
What the flag?
What is he on?
Like he go to the other side.
He hiding around.
Now he fished in through the candy and shit.
So I'm like, okay, I could be tripping.
You know, like maybe I'm just fucking paranoid or, you know, whatever.
So then he comes and he stands in the line.
Before COVID, it's just.
I think COVID is the word.
He doesn't like it.
That's his trigger word?
That's a trigger word.
Don't you see that?
If anybody says COVID around me, bark.
They got it.
That's your COVID test right there.
But yeah, so I'm, you know, you're not supposed to get that close to anybody.
Yeah, personal space.
Personal space.
So I'm, I'm the, so the little sitting thing is like right here.
I'm standing right here.
And he's like right here.
Like, fucking move.
You don't even supposed to come up to the thing until you're able to put your food up.
Yeah.
He didn't have no food.
He had no fucking groceries.
Oh, such.
So my.
My purse was sitting right there.
So I kind of just, I don't like people close to me that I don't know.
Like, it's just a little weird.
So I'm a little to the front of the basket, but I'm still putting my food up.
He comes and he gets up on the basket.
Like, we went grocery shopping together.
Oh, what?
Like, he's about to push the basket.
Oh, maybe he's going to pay for it.
Mm-mm.
He still don't have shit.
So now he's picking up sneakers and stuff like that and just finding stuff to just put on the things.
So I used to work at the grocery stores.
So I'm thinking in my mind, like, okay, probably he's about to get cash back.
Like, you know, like, he just came to.
the owl to get cash back or something like that.
So as I'm sitting here paranoid and shit
and now I'm pulling my card out,
I'm trying to hide the, you know,
I don't know what this man on.
Then I get thrown off because the cashier
put my fucking bread and my milk in the same bag.
Like, girl, you, and she was old.
Cross-contamination.
Yeah, you got smush my bread.
You got smush the shit.
So whatever, fast forward.
She goes, what's you doing here to him?
So I'm like,
oh, this her boo.
Like, he then popped up, and that's why he looking for something.
So, you know, put on the thing or whatever so he can fake bite something.
And you thought he wanted you.
And I thought he wanted me.
So I'm like, who, I was tripping.
There's your problem.
So I'm like, oh, I was tripping.
Like, you know, he doesn't even help me.
Yes, the fuck he was.
I get to the car.
When I get to the car, I'm putting my last bag in the trunk.
And he drives up on me and says, well, hello.
Oh, shit.
And I'm like.
He was trying to bag you.
You're a cornball.
So I freaking hurry up and run to the little cart thing and push my car in there and I come back and I'm like I'll bont out.
Like I'm like trying to hurry up and get back to the car.
And he freaking like starts busting the bitch in the parking lot and it comes back.
Oh shit.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
Hoping my car, reverse out, leave out the parking line.
He follows me out of the fucking parking lot.
I don't know at what.
point I lost him but yeah that shit was scary that shoes that was scary yeah that's yeah
but if you watch it next time just pay for my groceries king he's like what the fuck you did
all that to not pay for my groceries maybe he was working up the confidence to try to finance
your ass that man was that man was as old as reggie oh he was old yeah by how old
reggie my daddy um like Steve Harvey old yeah he was
like, oh, like gray.
Like, could have been a potential trick.
I still haven't had a trick before.
If any tricks out there, look up for any sugar babies.
I think you're running away from it.
They're coming to you.
Yeah, you are blocking blessings right now.
I should have blocked a couple blessings.
Give them a second.
It's just like I'll talk about wanting,
but when it get right up there, like,
I just want to give you no sugar.
Like, you know.
That's what to be the mama.
No sugar.
sound good but I don't really want to give it to you you know how's y'all weekend enough about me how
are you here game my gosh my gosh my gosh my gosh my mom uh finished up the album uh we have coming out
with stupid young and uh we were in the studio all weekend doing a finishing touch with my brother
callie oh yeah um o'tr records shout to my brother soul it's coming in you guys were in the studio
from what eight to eight yeah like that was like the longest i've ever been in the studio a m yeah
You be doing studio sessions?
Yeah.
That's regular.
I don't know.
After the six hours.
I can't do the overnight.
I got fired for,
I worked at norms for a brief period of time and I was falling asleep at the register.
Who the fuck applies for norms?
I did.
It's way better than Denny's.
It's way better than selling vacuums for Arizona.
Jesus Christ.
Can I just clean some.
Hey.
People and Denny's.
There's no way.
There's no way you are.
norms I asked if they was hiring I did I did I don't have a job I was 20 years old I was like you know
I had a graveyard shift yeah I had a had a graveyard shift and it was trash and I was falling asleep
every day yeah yeah like yeah like even when we go to sessions and they're like yeah
nine to nine I'm like I'm gonna be there till 12 or one yeah and I'm dipping out because I'm
gonna fall asleep on the road if I stay in a longer them rapper hours is different yeah
them rapper hours just but but the thing is it's probably like do you like nap at not the nap in the
day or something I try to
At least two hours.
Some people can sleep during the day and then be energized at night.
I can't really sleep during the day.
Yeah.
So then if you do that, you go to sleep like 8 or 9 a.m.
Then you wake up like at 4, 5, set your day at 5 p.m.
And I'll be like the cycle.
Low key, it'd be like 2 p.m.
2 p.m.
2 p.m. early, huh?
Yes.
Oh, shit.
Because I'm having to do like interviews and stuff, so I got to wake up.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
What time you went to sleep last night?
5.
PM or?
A.m.
A.m.
So that's different.
Like, what are your experiences with, like, morning studio shifts as opposed to the night?
Like, the creativity is not the same, huh?
I'm actually getting into, like, daytime sessions.
I'm feeling it.
I heard Farrell likes to only work in the daytime.
Daytime?
Yeah.
Like, maybe the vines are good.
Yeah, I was supposed to my schedule for real.
Game's a night owl for sure.
Yeah.
He's a night out.
I try.
There's probably the golden ticket mushrooms.
Yeah, probably.
I mean, I try.
There will be some times when I wake up, like, 8 in the morning and then just be really, really sleepy.
two, three hours of sleep and then try to go to sleep like regular time, like at midnight.
But then the next day, I'll just mess up the whole cycle because DJ a club, like I went
in the morning.
If I'm ever up past four in the morning, just know I'm being a thought.
Nothing else.
I'm not in the studio.
There's one time big texting me at 5.30.
He's like, you know why I'm up.
That's why I was up.
I was like, you're a freak.
And he hadn't gone to sleep yet, though.
You seen him in his close friends last night?
You saw where he was at in his close friends last night?
you mean?
No, I just
like that.
Nobody's on.
What close friend?
It's certain stuff
that I can't.
I was looking up.
It's certain shit I can't do in the morning, though.
Like, my brain needs to thaw out.
Like, I hate it in school
when they would give you math first period.
Oh, yeah.
You can't think that really.
I was, yeah.
Just call it a dub.
Seven to summer school.
Yeah.
You're just staring at the wall for a whole hour.
Oh, yeah.
You're not picking up on none of them
formulas or nothing like that.
I never really pass.
math for being honest.
Really?
It's still pending.
I feel like math is a scam though.
Not all math, but.
I took algebra four times and I failed it four times.
Well, I mean, all you need to know is like count your money.
Exactly.
One, two, yeah, multiple.
One to 100.
Yeah.
That shit is definitely a fucking scam.
Like, what's the, what's the last?
What's the one that can't anybody pass?
Trigonometry.
Statistics.
Oh,
statistics.
Yeah.
Fuck statistics.
Yeah.
Fuck statistics.
that prevented her from going
like a good college or something.
My life would have been way different.
Dog, so before the school I go to now,
I was stuck at my last school for,
I took statistics three fucking times.
Transferred out into a whole other school
and they said, you don't even need statistics
for your major.
Wow.
But it didn't matter.
I don't know the shit.
Like, I can't.
If I didn't need it, I'll be asked out.
I don't know nobody who has passed statistics.
I was out of the same.
shout out. Like, it was only her?
Yeah, she's the only person I know.
Excuse the fuck out of me.
Okay.
All right.
Yeah.
Yeah, fuck statistics.
Fuck, man.
Yeah, that's crazy.
What has y'all mad lately?
Well, I know statistics for you.
We didn't skip our, what has you mad lately for like the past like three weeks.
Yeah.
Oh, my mad lately is when, like,
like, okay, this has been happening to me a lot recently.
Like, people have been, like, hitting me up to, like, hit somebody else up.
Mm-hmm.
But, like, in reality, their job is to find a contact for that person and, like, book them for shit.
You are the contact.
So, they should give me the fucking job.
Like, stop playing around.
Like, you know what I'm saying?
Like, you look at.
Yeah, like, I'm like the middleman, but, like, they probably got their job by saying, like, oh, yeah, I know, Rosecrans, Vic.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Give me the job.
Give me the job. What the fuck?
I'm not. That's not even a flex. I'm hot. Like, that happened to me like two, three times.
And I only do it. And I only do it because the other homie, like the artist or whatever,
will get a bag. So if I'm being a dickhead, like, I'm going to stop the homie's bag.
So I do it for that reason to like on this end. But fuck the people trying to use me.
You feel me? Like, it's like, bro, you could break me off with something or introduce me to that.
You feel me? Like, I just hate when people hold on to the plug.
Cut you out. On their end. Yeah. But they want you.
you you're the source to utilize their shit you know what I'm saying yeah that's annoying like
come on they got to stay ahead so I'm saying yeah yeah what about you get mine is um just like
invading personal space like as I'm going up this ladder like sometimes it's like when
I'm putting out like personal like content on um Instagram there's like some shit that should be like
you should never like plug in your shit you know I mean like I have a close homie like well my shit
I keep it separated, but I have a close homie that put up a picture of him and his girl,
and they're having a baby, and someone just congratulated me on his.
They added me on my friend's picture.
They thought it was you?
No, I don't know if they thought it was me, but they thought that it's the only way to get in contact with him.
And he has nothing to do with my music, but he's like, at Good Morning Gabe, thank you for
everything you have done.
This is very successful or some shit like that.
So congrats on the baby.
No, I'm not.
That's the confusing.
But it was the homies baby.
But I don't know how they went on his shit and commented me to get my attention.
But it's just weird.
Anyways, like, that's why I like, I stopped putting up, like, personal pictures.
I think they thought you was.
You think so?
It could be.
It was a hint to racism in there.
Something about it felt racist.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, I didn't put my finger on it.
Both the homies are Asian.
Like, I didn't feel right.
Yeah, Big J.O.
So you're racist.
But anyways, just hit the email or hit the DM.
You might not get seen on DM, but just hit the email.
Yeah, because people are mad weird.
That's why I don't post no pics of like my mama or anything like that.
You know what I'm saying?
Because people just be mad weird because my mom's on Instagram a lot.
So people literally have like DM to her like, you should get your son to listen to this.
And then she'll tell me and I'm like, mom, stop listening that shit.
That's the whole point.
Like they're trying to get my attention.
Like I'm now never going to speak to that person.
Never listen to that person's music.
Like stay the fuck away.
That shit is weird since, you know, these past.
The last few months, I've been working with Blueface.
And now I'm getting people hitting me up like, hey, Jeanne, we want to give you a show.
Do you think you can have Blueface be to be the co-host?
Or be, what?
No, like.
No, I can't.
It'll be a good luck.
You have Blueface money?
Yeah.
You have Blueface money?
Yeah, that's weird.
They think you're just going to bring them on.
Yeah.
No, I can't.
I don't, I'm, you, y'all better call whack.
God.
Yeah, people are weird.
They don't understand, like, the dynamics of relationships.
Like, even, like, Gabe or Gina, like, if somebody asked me to get to you guys,
it's like, at the end of the day, it's your guy's decision.
Right.
I'm not going to say, like, oh, yeah, I could this and that, like, talk to them.
Mm-mm.
You know what I mean?
You know, I'm going to send a screenshot straight through.
You better call that man.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah, just getting relayed messages, like, somebody, like, somebody hit you, like, hey, like,
tell Vic to hit me up.
To do PR.
Yeah.
Like, no.
Let him know about me.
Does anything have you
mad lately, Jordan?
She.
No.
Nothing at all?
Oh, mixing.
Mixing what?
Getting, like, your records
to the perfect, like.
Oh, mixing master?
Yeah, that's what's been.
Engineer?
Yeah.
You've been going around with engineers.
Yeah.
You have like version seven, and you're like,
I don't know, I think I like version four or more.
Yeah.
It's version one for me.
Yeah.
I like that when I heard it right now, and I'm like.
It's all the, like, the thing is like,
these very, like,
trained ears of like engineers where they're like no no no that part sounds like shit and you're like
sounds cool to me yeah you know and like the frequencies off yeah yeah you heard how it cut off right there
you're just like no i don't like it's a lot of the times it's like a lot of people um they can hear
shit that like yeah we don't yet you know what I'm saying so it gets complicated for sure
you know I feel that yeah that's that's enough to get frustrating because it holds on it holds up
like the whole process right like are you doing you dropping like a project
Yeah, I'm dropping my EP, my first debut.
Hey.
Is that what's been holding back?
Because I saw you change the release dates a couple of times.
Yeah.
We just get in the mixes right.
And I was waiting on the feature.
It's a little like, you know, other people.
That's what.
What feature?
Which feature are we talking about?
I think I don't know that feature.
Whenever somebody says they can't talk about it, it's like a big deal.
Yeah.
Because nobody would.
I need some shit.
I can't talk about.
We've been on here talking.
about everything.
We can't talk about the shit we did last week.
All right, right.
We signed a paper and everything.
I don't even know it was on there.
I just signed it.
Did I read it?
I don't think I was in the show at all.
I walked in the background on accident.
I might look like an idiot in the background of one of those scenes
because I walked out the front and they were all like recording
and then the director's like, go on there, go on there.
And I was like,
And then down.
And I was like, oh, shit.
Like, I did the whole, like, the most embarrassing shit you can do.
I'm just like, me.
And I'm like, oh, shit, let me walk over here.
I'm going to walk over here.
That's like when John signals and he said,
don't look at me.
And then we were like, huh?
No, but I definitely did not read that.
I don't know.
What was on that paper?
I probably sold my life.
They made you, like, hold it up and take a picture of it.
Oh, yeah.
No, I didn't do that part.
You didn't do that part.
But when I, when I signed my paper, the cameras was rolling.
So I had my bag in my hand.
I'm trying to cover up the logo because they told me no logos.
I'm trying to cover up the logos and shit.
But, yeah, I did not read that.
I don't know what.
I don't know.
I just know we can't talk about it.
Yeah.
You might have just signed to that company.
Yeah.
I might have signed a defro.
I was just about to say that.
She said it could have been records.
Could have been record.
Could have been.
That could have been.
That's hilarious.
But you also.
I heard that you lost a flash drive or your hard drive yes it was stolen so what was that like getting the process of getting all the songs back did you have to make new songs or record new music yeah oh my
songs like I've been making music my whole life yeah my catalog was excessive that's like losing one of your senses no bro I was crying like someone died for like a whole two weeks everything
get over you should make new music it's okay that's yeah that's tough see ideas and everything like everything
Were you trying to like remember like
I was like and it's crazy
Because like since I've been like
Re-doing my catalog
It's more advanced
Because you know
I've advanced from all those songs
It's just like damn that melody I had
Back in two dollars fucking
17 I was hard
Yeah, you know
But yeah
Yeah
It's something you lose some
It could be a blessing though
No it is yeah
I made the new EP in three days
Lit quick
Everything else is just coming to me
But now I'm just like
Can't really hold on to stuff.
Yeah.
I think that happened with Kendrick's album.
Or no, I don't think he lost the flash drive, but basically, like, they just made him redo
Good Kid Mad City again.
And then it was, like, one of the best albums ever.
Exactly.
You know, so it's like a lot of times you think you're done and then some weird shit happens
and you have to start from scratch and it's annoying as fuck, but it could be a blessing.
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah, for sure.
I feel like Future said he had lost a hard drive, too.
Oh, that's when he dropped 56 nights.
six nights because he didn't lose it.
Esco had it and he was locked up.
In Dubai.
In Dubai.
They held him back.
It's because they found a piece of weed in his luggage.
Just a piece.
Just a piece.
Just a point five.
Y'all saw that they making cigarettes.
They're about to make cigarettes illegal.
Thank God.
Yeah.
Backwards.
Backwards, right?
Backwards and menthol.
Oh, cigarettes?
Like cigarettes?
Yeah, like.
No way.
Like cancer sticks.
Yeah.
Oh.
My dad is going to be.
No, they're going to be selling in a black market.
My dad is trying to pick up.
You're trying to pick up some four six on?
I think we could really replace nicotine with CBD and hemp at this point.
They could be smoking CBD hemsticks.
Talk about it.
And it could be Jordan Pauline brand.
You know.
Let them know.
Yeah.
So you have a partnership with cookies?
Yes.
What?
How do you do that?
Forgive me.
How the fuck did you do that?
Because that's a big deal.
Yeah, you know.
Cookies is like.
I'm a hustler.
Yeah.
I heard that.
And, you know, I get shit stunned.
Yeah.
And my boyfriend slash partner is a grower.
Oh, okay, perfect.
So, like, I had access to all this weed and farms.
So I got to pick it and look at it and all that stuff.
From the ground up.
I was like, you about to make that happen?
Shout out to the booth for putting you on and something because a lot of niggas just come with nothing.
Talk about it, Gina.
A lot of niggas just come with nothing.
Can't help you.
Nothing can't help you think can't think for they say out of
That shit purple
Oh
I'm gonna tell you like once you guys smoke it you're gonna be like okay
She ain't really like just all tall or like nothing like that y'all
I'm gonna act like I know something about weed look yeah whatever I smoke I'm gonna get high
Yeah this is the Zah? I said I said I said ohmg like I know with good weed and bad we're
I don't know what the fuck I know the pack look good though we
You're my good sis, okay.
So you got your own strain of indica and hybrid?
Yeah, one is called Pauline Kush, which is the Indica dominant.
The night night.
It's you and yo.
And then the other one's called Pop Star.
And that makes you feel like a pop star.
Yeah.
Good, happy.
Get your shit done.
Balance throughout the day.
But it's also like, it's a good high.
It's not going to make you feel like, I got to go to sleep.
I'm paranoid.
Is it a ghost around me?
Like, you know.
That's what happens with me when I smoke.
So just so, yeah.
The spirits have got me.
experience
that's crazy
that's super dope though
I mean like having a strain with cookies
is like the equivalent to having like a record deal with
I don't know like
insert the biggest record label like right now
like it's capital
like QC or something
I don't know like you know what I'm saying
like it's like it's a huge like cosine on the weed
because you know it's fire you know what I'm saying
like nothing trash comes out of like QC
at this point you know what i'm saying like they have a standard of quality you know i'm saying so
having like you know a strain with them is like that when i saw that i was like yo that's i don't know
nothing about weed i'm like i don't know nothing about weed and i know that's a big deal so
that's fire i'll just know cookies it's cracking yeah everybody's at the cookie store all the time
yeah that's the only weed store that i know that's um that's like on the map yeah no it's um
what's that really popping uh space in l a beverly hills uh rodale
rale yeah they they got a fucking shop there mm-hmm that's
like they had a store in Puerto Rico too in Puerto Rico global cookie
gotta be like Target for wheat damn they ain't no Walmart yeah we need to be
like $1,000 and they'll be lined up throughout the block yeah that's dope are you
originally from LA no I'm originally from Georgetown Guyana oh came to LA when I
I was six years old oh shit so you're born out there yeah pretty much but you were
born out there that's that's yeah I was born there wow what part of
LA. South Central. Nice. Came me one of your six. Yeah. Do you feel like being born in a,
like, a foreign country when you get here, you have like a different mentality of just like,
your hustle's like on a different level. Oh yeah. It seems like it. I take care of my whole family.
They still out there struggling. Like I'm out here in LA. Yeah. American eyes getting all the perks when
they like using fountains for showers and stuff. Yeah. No, like the homies that were born in different
countries, like they, most of them have the most money that I know. Like, like,
The homie that was born in, like, Korea.
I had, I just met another dude born in Russia the other day.
Like, I'm like, yo, like, the hustle is different.
Because they talk about.
You come to America, this is like, this is sweet.
Yeah.
You feel me?
Like, you could change your whole family.
Everything is different, different.
They talk about not having nothing.
When they said nothing, like, they're like, no, literally nothing.
Like, yeah.
And I'm just like, yo, that, it's a different perspective, you know what I'm saying?
Like, even me, like, my parents were born in Mexico.
In Mexican?
Yeah.
Yeah, but I feel like even that,
Yeah.
I've been called the Europeans.
Eurovision.
No, yeah, it's right.
But, yeah, like, it's still, like, you know,
like my grandparents and, you know,
my parents were born out there,
so they just instill certain things in me,
like, yo, you got to take advantage, blah, blah,
you know what I'm saying?
So I always seen that when people are,
like born in a different country,
the hustle's different.
Yeah.
Yeah.
What?
Are you laughing up the European shit?
I was trying to imagine you being a white man.
I'll just look like Trevor.
Okay.
Hey, it's stupid.
Yeah.
You guys hear about Drake
breaking up an eight-year engagement?
You kind of look like Drake.
I keep getting that.
Yeah.
I keep getting a Mexican drink.
That's the third time I heard today.
Dripped in, like, dipped in bleach, all that, yeah.
He's rocking a drink like.
Oh, what the fuck?
So you guys think, you guys think I'm good?
I'm like, I'm good enough to break up an eight-year engagement, like, off the, off the strength.
What happened?
Okay, so basically, oh, I got to read this letter.
Wait, no, all right, I'm going to talk about it.
I'm going to read this super sad letter.
All right, so basically, Drake.
he found an artist, a new artist.
Her name is Naomi Sharon.
And he gave her an opportunity.
I guess he wanted to sign her.
So he flew her and her boyfriend out
and basically like to work on music and shit.
But then some fuck shit happened.
And then he posted, her boyfriend posted this.
Imagine having the most beautiful, supportive,
and faithful relationship eight years long
with an engagement and wedding planned.
A beautiful woman on your side as ride or die.
Then this major opportunity comes and a world star calls your fiancé to sign a record deal.
She flies you both over and then out of nowhere all the trust has vanished with knives in your back and your heart.
Imagine.
Wow.
The way he wrote it.
He's a good writer.
He's a good writer.
He should write a song about it or something.
He's a weirdo.
Or pitch it to Hulu or something.
I think it's a weird out.
He is heart, bro.
He is not.
His girlfriend.
Drake's stung his girl.
We don't even...
But how has he confirmed that Drake did anything?
Then he hit his bitch?
Like, I'm just confused.
Can you take your girl back if, like, she fucks straight?
You have to.
It's Drake.
It's not that big a deal.
It's Drake.
Drake.
That don't mean none.
Drake.
I would be, like, I'm gonna be, I would be mad.
I'll be hurt.
Imagine being able to say,
but I won't be that mad.
You and Drake is Eskimo Brothers now.
I'd probably get over it quickly.
Yeah, I would be like,
I get it, I get it.
I hope this is in a new song.
He's like a taller,
way more rich version of me.
I get it.
Like, you know what I mean?
Like, yeah, that's crazy though,
but like, it's like.
I don't even like the way
your boy ran to the internet
with a caption.
So he probably just insecure
and think something happened.
Did he add him?
Did he at him?
Did he at Drake?
No.
He just posted.
posted on like I don't know I just seen a screenshot yeah there was another one where he wrote it in like a poem form too oh yeah he did like a haiku he did a high cool what she look like what's these
eminithesis um let me see how she looks she picture yeah oh yeah she hard at least yeah like musicly um I didn't I heard a little bit
but that that sound like some Drake shit though you know I'm gonna fly you and your nigga out and then I'm gonna take it take you
look oh she cute yeah she's cute her man ain't on here yeah I think he's in the past
her man ain't her man ain't out here oh yeah yeah but like can you blame her though
like damn Jake if he's if I get cheated on with whoever the equivalent to Drake is
Rihanna.
You go catch that body.
Who the fucking mind?
Who the fucking mind to tell you not to hit Rihanna?
You cheating on me with broke bitches anyway?
Maybe.
She has a point.
You know?
I'll catch that body.
But that's why I'm single.
I don't trust nobody.
But the part is like the eight-year engagement.
Like, yo.
But why have y'all been engaged for eight years?
She don't come back.
Yeah, eight years is a very, very long time.
At this point, like, they're so in sync with one another that they need each other.
Yeah.
Eight years, that's like one of your senses.
You know, they're going to be back together.
But I need some more context.
I need to know exactly how, like, what happened.
I mean, he probably showed her the new Chrome Hearts Rose Royce.
That shit is insane.
That Rose Royce?
That shit makes you want to work hard.
Like, I didn't add it next 24 hours.
to my day
when I saw that car.
I was like, yeah.
That shit is nuts.
That shit is insane.
What probably happened?
He was probably like,
y'all, let's get in the car, guys.
And he's like, no, no, no, no, no,
you stay back, homie.
Yeah.
No, no, no, no, no.
Stay right here with security, bro.
Yeah.
Would you be able to forgive something like that?
No.
It no matter who it is.
I mean, Rihanna.
Maybe I right.
Nikki Minaj.
Nicky Minaj.
Nikki, too.
Yeah.
But any other bitch, no.
That's two.
He got two options.
I want to hit her too.
Go ahead and get that potty for us.
Go for us, King.
We're a family.
Whoa.
I'm the mom on me girls.
I'm the mom on me girls of credit.
I'm a cool mom.
I'm a cool girlfriend.
You need a thing?
Chocolate, condoms.
Let me know.
Get her pregnant.
Shoot that club up.
Give me a step baby.
Period.
Wow.
You're real for like admitting that.
Because a lot of girls would be like, nah, fuck that.
I'll be at home like but her like a motherfucker.
Like, dang.
I can't, I'm not her.
I can't add up to that.
Would you be listening?
Would you be able to listen to Rihanna for like?
Yeah, I'll still listen to her.
It wouldn't take nothing.
I could listen to everything that came out before she hit my name.
but everything after she might
subbed me.
Because I remember when
she in love with him
she's talking about his dick
I'm like,
dang he can do got them all right there.
I can't hear that.
I remember when one of my exes
came out in a YG video
and I couldn't listen to YG for like two years
and it was terrible.
What?
What video is it?
It was one that never came out.
More suss.
I'm like that shit never came out.
What the fuck were y'all doing?
YG blasts and Mazzi video.
Yeah.
So that's what they was working.
parking on in Cabo was in Cabo?
Yeah.
Yeah, that's fire.
Yeah, that's it.
So it's a YG and Mazi album on the way, which is dope.
That's great.
And Blast is like that glue to make it like just a real summer record.
They call him the new hook.
Hook God.
Yeah.
Especially, yeah.
You put on points.
Mazzie's like, hey, hey, Blass, it's me again.
I know I just see you yesterday, but I need you again.
Blah, nah, I need a hook again.
Brother, brother.
That's a good song.
I'm excited to see what's going to happen for the rest of the tape.
You spinning it this weekend?
Mm-hmm.
Absolutely.
Need to.
Hell yeah.
But back to breaking up, you guys saw Melinda Gates is filing for a divorce.
Bill Gates's wife.
Okay, you had to clarify that.
Yeah, I'm like, who the fuck of him?
I don't know.
I'm about to see what she looks like.
I'm about to look her up.
I'm like, this one of big bitches.
Who the fuck?
She's my living, she is.
She's about to be.
Jesus Christ.
She's filing for divorce Bill Gates,
one of the richest men in the world.
She didn't get.
What did he do?
She's going to take half.
Bill Gates.
She's going to take half.
He's going to have to just cheat on me.
They were together for 27 years.
What did he do?
I don't know.
He just posted like a statement and said.
I feel like Bill Gates is probably a little weird of.
Yeah.
All that money.
Yeah.
And he wants everybody.
Keep your nigger.
Yo.
Hey.
Can we pull up?
Can we pull up a picture
around the gate?
All he does is work on his computers.
We're going to pull up a picture on the gates.
Okay, nobody won't need her, yo.
I'm going to see if I can do it for two billy.
Hold on, or whatever the amount is.
Dog, what did he do?
I don't know.
They just posted a statement.
Like, it wasn't messy like that.
You get to a certain age and a certain point in your marriage.
You might still stick together.
You just keep the nigger.
That's her.
Can we blow it?
it up. Can we see a bigger picture?
Blow up that one though with the red, the red jacket.
Yeah, she has character.
Yeah, keep, no, girl, keep your, where's her to look?
Girl, keep your nigger.
For four bit, for however much, let me see, wait, let me see Bill Gates,
now, bro, it's Bill Gates.
Yeah, but let me see, because you got to divide it by two.
Okay, 129.9 billion.
$9.9 billion.
That's half?
That's how much he's worth.
Oh shit.
How long they've been married?
27 years.
Yeah.
They've been together 27 years.
She was like, I'll tell you 60, you keep the change.
Would you be able to...
Would you be able to do it for half of $1.29?
I guess it would be...
I'm terrible about math.
I just talked about this.
Whatever half of $129 billion is.
Yeah.
You'd be...
You'd do it.
You'd wife a...
Melinda? Oh no, no, no, no.
I probably not. I probably wouldn't.
No. What if she just wants night cuddles?
Big spoon and little spoon?
She's a big spoon. I'll be the little spoon for her.
Yeah, I'll shoot it. Shoot it. I'll run it.
I would run it all the way. I would do it, but I would
coach her into like getting a BBL eventually though.
You know what I'm saying?
She has character.
She don't have no lips.
The fuck am I supposed to do that?
What the fuck is this character shit?
character we're looking for character okay I take her to the Juana she's get a
tiquana so you feel me like your lip injections like you make it looking right
she's like 64 65 there's still some tread on those tires you still we're gonna
work it out she did the brain you'd be sliding though but let's tread
yo that's crazy I want to know what he did why is it always
always have to be the man because she's falling for the words he didn't want that
created the vaccine yeah he created a lot of shit he created a lot of shit
she's probably like into that world they're like in a different world you know right
right right so they probably yeah she's anti-vax probably yeah yeah and they had an argument yeah
what if she did something yeah what if she did something what if she was you just saw her
what the fuck you think she did she was in her room chilling the whole relationship
you just fucking seen a picture of her bloomed up what the fuck do you think she did
She didn't do nothing
You all leave my baby alone, right?
Y'all leave Melinda out of this
Slide on there
Slide on it
You're the real trick
That Dave Chappelle episode where he marries Oprah
He quits his show
Exactly, that'll be me
I walk in
On Monday next Monday
I'm out bitch
He walked in the building
knocking shit over.
I hate you.
I hate you.
I hate you.
You're cool.
Oh my God.
I don't know how it would act
with half of $129 billion.
Well, I hope they figure it out.
I hope to experience them.
To act like that.
Whatever they experienced it.
Y'all stupid.
That's crazy.
After 27 years old, like,
what do you think you would divorce?
you do though like no like I mean well all that money you're like just buy separate houses exactly
so at that point like you just you just want your piece you feel like it's like what like
because it's like you're already old like I never been in a relationship so I don't know how it feels
the thing is like when I see like I see I see like old like this is a thing of like a lot of older
people like getting divorced at like 60 something I'm like for what what it comes a point you get
to a certain age and a certain point in your relationship
where you just might as well just stay.
That's like breaking up with your cousin.
You can't get rid of my husband.
Hey, go.
Take it back to me.
That was done real quick.
Melinda's not going to be able to be with nobody else.
We didn't even know her by her day being Melinda Gates.
I don't know what the fuck her mate name is, but who, like.
I thought she was an actress.
I thought you was talking about Kevin Gates.
No, that's what Drika or something like that.
But like what a lot of Mexican
old couples do is that like
they never really divorced because they don't believe in divorce
they just get separate rooms in the house
and they just don't fuck with each other.
It's like super weird.
Super awkward.
After 27 years?
But yeah, but they don't get a divorce because it's like,
it's like for what?
You don't break up the family.
Everybody, all the kids will be like, shut up.
Like, yeah, y'all stay together.
It's too late now.
You should have thought about that when you were 39.
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah.
After 27 years on.
Unless the girl made me absolutely miserable
ruined every single day in my life
I'd probably just stay in my game
fuck it you know what I'm saying like
yeah they probably went through some shit
because if that's like all you could think of
like the remaining years that you have left
like damn she's like I want to die without her
I want our plots
at the cemetery to be so far apart
put me over there with the hose
how many kids did I have
did you guys see
there was a meme I seen that said
When I died, don't Photoshop
Me in No Clouds. Put me around some hos.
That should have me dying.
Oh my God.
Hey.
This is kind of fucked up, but
I hate when a celebrity die
And then they add the new celebrity
To the new picture with all the other day people.
Oh, like playing poker?
Yeah.
They don't even like, they never like playing poker.
I hate that shit so much.
Or they're playing basketball against each other?
That shit is,
All the Venice Beach shops.
It's a picture with DMX and Nipsey with Nelson Mandela.
They're quick.
Oh, my God.
I hate that.
The Blas announced 30 minutes.
30 minutes later, you got to picture everybody like, dog.
That shit is weird.
They're all in the same room.
How do they, how do the people making that decide?
How do they keep fitting new niggas in the picture?
How do they decide what people are doing in the shit?
Oh my God.
The graphic designer wakes up at the more like, I know what I need to do.
This is my contribution to society today.
Where's that poker picture at?
Hey.
I need freaking, I need a little peep and DMX to high five right here.
They didn't even know each other.
Like, come on.
I don't know why they do that shit.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
What else?
What else happened?
Oh,
Meek said some interesting shit again,
like he does every week.
I'm starting to think that.
He just got bullshit in his drafts on Twitter.
Look, he said,
when he cooled down?
He just said his sin.
What fuck shit can I say today?
Basically, he said if he and a girl break up,
he doesn't want to watch his bust down
blinging against him.
So, like, basically he's saying that, like,
if he buys a girl a gift,
perhaps like a watch or some jewelry that he doesn't want to see her out wearing that with other dudes
and he feels like it's like basically he was like he wants to take the gift back basically is what he
saying honestly feel like indian giving it's bitch nigger shit talk about it not indian give
i heard that yeah however have you ever taken anything back jena no i haven't but oh no no no
girls can take it back.
Guys, if a guy gets something to you, they can't take it back.
But if a girl gave something to me, I can't.
No?
Girls be petty with that shit.
I wouldn't take it back, but I'll be.
Give me back my coffee maker.
What the fuck you're going to do this?
I'm like, where's all my hoodies, bitch?
You didn't get no hoodie back.
Yeah, no, that's a lost cut.
I would be irritated, though, like, seeing him, like, with somebody else with some shoes
that I bought or something like.
that like that would kind of be a little like how you you thought you put a whole fit together
with some shoes that I bought to go out with another bitch like oh I got you one better I bought a
girl lingerie and then she wore it with another nigga probably we broke up like a day later
whoa yeah it's sound like you you bought that lingerie while y'all was on the rocks you was true
I was trying to you know what I'm trying to do some nice shit make a panty backfire you never know
maybe she never wore it for anybody yeah right she wore that she wore that she was that
it the next day.
She got it on right now
on her close friends.
She's watching this shit in her
I don't like them
people that be like,
oh, I need to come to your house
and get all my stuff.
Yeah.
Like that's weird.
I had a home girl.
She picked me up on it and was like,
hey, I need to pull up on so-and-so
to go get my shit.
So she was like adamant about it
like tripping like picked me up
the other home girl.
Oh shit.
Y'all are going out for a ride.
Yeah.
So I'm thinking it's some shit.
We went to go get.
Oh no it was oh no and a reusable water bottle that's how you know they weren't even serious
I thought we were going to get the bitch passport
you know you can you can tell how serious the relationship was by like at the
type of shit you had over there yeah because like yeah if no girl has no shit at my
group so it's like they try to say some shit like y'all want to take your coffee maker I guess
I really liked it, but there you go.
You know what I'm saying?
But like, if you guys were really serious, then there's hell of shit.
You don't even remember what you have over there at the crib.
You know what I'm saying?
It's like, oh, my shoes are over there, my sweater.
You know what I mean?
Only thing they can leave at my house, wife beater and boxers.
She got a drawer at her house, y'all.
I do.
I don't even know who white beaders they are anymore.
I was thinking it with somebody.
I was falling up my laundry.
I was falling up my laundry and I was like,
oh, here you go, your white beater.
I was like, these are your socks too?
He said, this is not mine.
Oh, shit.
You're crazy.
I had like, damn, that nigga did leave this over here?
This is not sure.
I was like, I had to give a whole story.
Like, remember it at one time and we had, da-da-da-da-da-da.
He took it off and he threw it.
And then, da-da-da-da-da.
He said, he said, he said, he said, he didn't even call me,
He said, Regina, this is not mine.
All right, it's mine, then.
We know, like, as men, we know our brands.
Like, we only buy certain brands.
No, no, no, this is what's fucked up.
All the white beers I have in my drawer is all the same fucking brand.
Oh, you have a type.
What color are the white beers?
White.
Neutral.
Okay.
Mm-hmm.
They all white.
So I heard that you are big on affirmations.
So in the beginning of the year, are you doing like vision boards and stuff like that?
Yeah, no, I have a journal.
I have mad journals.
Write it down, pray.
What kind of stuff have you manifest 2021?
Everything that I am pretty much.
I heard that.
You know, we ain't going to die me yet, but we can go diamond.
What do you say?
Like, do you say a prayer or anything?
or do you just write it down like I am going to get this I am going to be this uh I declare or I am
and I be like in the name of Jesus at the end amen and so it is it's done you write it down you say it out
close the journal notice and sometimes I even get like sticky notes I used to have like mass sticky notes
all over my mirror and I just look at a mirror all like you know my inner insecurities speak it to myself
like um being Mary Jay um I never read the watch that show but I guess so no mm-mm
Really good show.
I had some music in there.
Really?
Oh, yeah.
Talk about you.
You have a vast TV catalog, right?
Yeah, a lot.
What kind of shows like have you been featured on for your music, I should say?
Shake it Up, Ant Farm.
I started with Disney and Nickelodeon.
And then I ventured off to like grown-up shows.
I did like songs for 11 hip-hop, keep it up the Kardashians,
all the little MTV reality shows.
I literally grownish.
I'm a mad grownish this season.
And Blackhead.
this is us I think it's another show I think I'm in the new Jamie Fox show I have us on
oh I watch our show so yeah I have like it's really extensive like really long right now so
that's super dope that's a whole different like side of the music industry that a lot of people
don't know and it's super lucrative right you get the fat checks like what streaming what
like and you get it up front so it's like it's well you guys were listening to some shit the other
day, right? From like people that submitted into that one thing that we can't talk about.
All that weak-ass music. If y'all need music.
No, we were, now, trust me, we're nowhere near like shot colors on that show. We were like
extras, extras, extras. We were the extras extras, extras. Yeah. But they had to basically like
curate like some songs, a playlist or whatever of like songs that were like purchased like that.
Songs are like I've never, ever heard before. But. Because those songs don't get released to the
right? Yeah, some of them
though, some do. Like now
that I'm like establishing
my own catalog, like now
in Gronish and like the newer shows, all of my
newer music that's out of iTunes or
Oh, like they'll credit you now.
Okay, because now they're like... But like before I was getting like
you know, write-ups, this is what it's about, right
or anything like that. Don't do it. Yeah.
That's dope. Have you gotten any placement in movies
yet? Yeah, I have a few.
I actually just got the offer
for Lion's Gate to do a soundtrack.
Oh, shit. Okay.
What?
Hello.
That's fire.
Did you write down Linesgate on the sticky note?
No, but I did write down the movie.
The movie shit, that's fire.
I'm about to go do that when I get home.
I'm not to write so much shit down.
Hell yeah.
Your ass will be fat and your.
It will be financed.
Melinda Gates will be mine.
Yeah.
Real shit.
Real shit.
You have a single right out right now.
Nasty.
Nasty.
Nasty.
Nasty.
How do you set the mood in the bedroom?
She, I guess.
It's like the LED lights.
What color are you putting them on there?
Is they in transition?
Blue.
Ooh, the transition be lit.
The transition be lit.
Red, of course.
Red is nice.
And, yeah, red and blue.
Are you playing your own music?
No.
You got a sex playlist?
No. It depends. It's like it's never really nothing that sets the mood.
Yeah.
You know, it's sexy times.
How y'all set the mood?
Y'all look like y'all just get straight to me.
I was like after she's.
I have a strategy.
I put on like a weak-ass TV show super boring.
Right?
Mm-hmm.
And we get so bored.
It's nothing else to do.
Nothing else to do.
The fucking creed.
Come on, just playing.
Are you still watching?
Are you still watching?
Oh, y'all laughing.
Is that something doing?
No.
Wow.
He can't breathe.
He can breathe.
Like these like, yo, poopie down.
Oh, wow.
Noted.
Because, like, I don't know.
I mean, you could put music on,
but, like, what am I going to,
like, put some Jacquee's greatest hits or something?
Hell fucking, I'm.
You guys are going to laugh at me.
Jerichuze is not playing.
No, no, no, I do a 90s.
I got the little playlist on Spotify.
He's a DJs.
90s classic.
Nasty.
Yeah.
Nasty.
Yeah.
I like to take it back.
Gabe over here.
I like envision like a throwback.
Won, won, won, won, won.
I was like, back of my day.
Gabe is kissing her neck.
Wong, won, won, won.
wall
I'm like
you know I'm coming over right
make it last forever
hey yo
y'all hilarious
hey bro
if I'm gonna do it
I'm gonna do it with style
there you go
in the fucking style
what do you mean
I don't get the ambios
like the colors
I don't got the lights
yeah
yeah I don't got the LEDs
I got the colors popping
but in my living room
I need to change them
I need to get some in my
let's show I get freaking in the
Las Mugas Casamigos
Cosamigos
Oh, the Casamigos in the freezer right now.
Yeah.
That's a really good thing to go on.
The Cosmigos, you do the Repasado or the Blanco?
I'm a little bit of both.
Okay. Repasado when I'm like, want to get lit.
And then Blanco, like, when I'm chilling, because it's not that serious.
Okay.
Yeah.
So the Repasado, when you want to get nasty?
Yeah.
There we go.
Just have the Costam Eagles ready.
Ooh.
You feel me?
Okay.
You'll be mad when I pull up with the Kirkland.
What's up?
He just has a big stash of Kirkland brand.
Kirkland tequila.
It's kind of fire, though.
Just give it a shot.
Give it a shot.
Why not?
What's on your place, Gina?
Some Trey songs.
Some Adina Howard.
I even got fuck faces.
What's their name?
That's a song?
It's too short.
Oh, Scarface.
Yeah, Scarface.
Scarface.
Classic.
Faces.
It go up.
I got pretty Ricky.
I had R. Kelly, but no.
Of course, the obvious.
Somebody, I'm glad you brought this up, not to cut you off, but somebody said, I forgot
who was, they said that they're going to go in and record all of R. Kelly's music so that
we can listen to it, like, guilt-free.
Who?
Like, somebody can.
Like, in a whole lineup of different artists?
That would be fire.
I miss stepping the line.
Come on.
You guys on the step in the name of love?
It's not that deep for people to remake it.
Why not?
It's not.
Like, come on.
I hate when people remake classes like that.
It's a freaking, so you know how none of Aaliyah's music is on Apple Music.
Is it JS that did come over?
Somebody re did come over.
Who's JS?
It's just, it's like horrible.
Like, let me tell y'all exactly who did it.
And no disrespect to y'all, but I mean, at the end of it.
they okay I don't know who the fuck did it I can't find it it is J.S right yeah they
re did come over like I don't want to hear it in your voice yeah I want to hear the
person who it's not karaoke yeah what if what if Tray songs did all of our Kelly's
catalog that's weird no you wouldn't listen to it no I don't I don't like
remakes of like stuff like that like I like samples but we can't listen to it anyway
no remember how bad it was when Joe came on saying this is a I mean Tray songs this is a
big rich town
Oh, I hated that shit.
So much.
That shit was weak.
God damn it.
I hated that shit so much.
It was like ruined my day.
And then they changed it back because we all hated it so much.
The power of social media.
Yeah.
Yeah, they for sure changed that shit back.
I don't even know why it told them to go ahead and change it.
But no, don't re-record R. Kelly music.
Just leave it there.
And we can never listen to Step in the Name of Love again.
I mean, I don't snuck a couple times to listen to TP too.
It's a great fucking album.
Feeling on your booty.
It's a great album.
I can't fuck to it though.
God damn it, R. Kelly.
Are y'all able to separate the artist from the crime?
The crimes?
Not really.
No, because the artist is still human beings.
You should be more aware of your actions because you're an artist.
Right, right.
So it's just like, no, you're all together as well.
The crimes I can't, but if it's like something that, like,
personal I have against like an artist.
But I listen to like
their shit slaps and slaps. Like I'm just gonna be like
I don't fuck with the person but this song is hot.
Like I've tried. I can't do it.
You can't do it? Once you don't like somebody
just completely off the thing. What if they're singing or rapping about
their victims, you know? Right. Yeah.
Like all those children.
Yeah. He's clearly talking about
especially with some of the girls all day
was coming out saying like oh
we did such and such and then he went right in
and you know, recorded. That means that his inspiration
came from a kid pussy.
So the whole shit is nasty.
Yeah.
Like, I can't even listen to some of the B2K.
I don't know what.
You know, he wrote a lot of B2K music.
Oh, okay, okay.
Oh, no, because they was touched before.
Yeah.
No, I'm...
That's what I was like, oh, what?
Oh, shit.
Hey, disclaimer.
I'm not laughing at that.
I'm not laughing at that.
No, what I'm saying is,
this is not going to age well.
What I was to say?
Next subject.
No, R. Kelly wrote a lot of B2K music.
Did he write bump, bump, bump.
I believe bum, bump, bump is one of the songs he wrote.
I love that song.
So, like, even, like, certain stuff like that, like, it just made, for me, it contaminated all
their music because it's like, well, what songs did he write?
Like, I'm not going to take the time out and go through all the credits and stuff like that, you know.
But, yeah, it's a Michael Jackson song he wrote too, right?
Right?
That nigga had a pen.
My man in the mirror.
Legendary.
Oh, my God.
He had a pen on him.
He did write some Michael Jackson music.
He did.
And he couldn't write or read.
So weird.
Right.
Yeah.
What?
Oh, shit.
I forgot about that.
He doesn't know how to read it right.
How was he writing?
The fuck if I know.
He could talk.
He's running a booth and did it.
He figured it out.
What else?
He was like, Nick Cannon and drumline.
He was just like, I'm going to see it.
I'm going to do it.
Y'all see that Wall and all his back on TV?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's great.
I don't think it's new episodes though
This new episodes
But I saw a few
Not new episodes
It's probably all the ones that they were going to
Yeah
That probably would have been released last year
Yeah
Because of everything
Was it?
There weren't like
Brand new ones
There's new ones
But they're not like
I could have swore
I seen somebody like
Clowning him for like
What the fuck are you doing here?
No no no
I know what you're talking about
Because I just posted that
He was talking
You said
Was it
What's his name?
DC Young Fly
Yeah
He said you got fired
What the hell you doing here?
Yeah that was to
the white boy.
Oh, okay.
Because he got fired.
They was clowning each other for both of them getting fired from TRL.
Oh, okay.
I thought he was talking to Nick Cannon.
I was like, that is fucking hilarious.
But that's the way that they promoted that episode, though.
Like, that's not a commercial look.
They did it on purpose.
But it's a, it's a, they give a disclaimer at the beginning of all the new episodes that
says this was.
Recorded.
It's going to, oh, it's going to come back for sure, though.
Yeah.
Hopefully.
A guess that we were supposed to have is actually.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
He's on me.
That's why he didn't come.
Yeah.
Because, yeah.
because those wild styles are going to be hilarious
when they start like making fun of him
for getting fired.
Yeah.
That's going to be hilarious.
Like, because they don't hold nothing back on Nick.
Like, I would never be able to like,
if I had a boss like that,
I would never be able to talk that much shit.
Like, I wouldn't be able to sit there
and have that much shit talked about me.
I've been watching like hella battle raps this weekend.
Oh, yeah.
And they are fucking disrespectful.
Like, I don't understand how they can just sit there
and just take all of the, the insults.
Yeah.
Like, I'd need a fade after this or right here.
Would you ever be able to battle rap?
Or would you want to?
See, I was just thinking about this like four days ago.
Oh, shit.
I don't know.
Like, a lot of battle rapping doesn't really make sense.
It's like Donald Duck, Muck, Cluck, Bitch, you're a duck.
I'm like, I don't, you know.
Bitch, you's a duck.
I don't even know.
I thought about it, but I guess I'll just like sit it out.
Yeah.
What made you think about it
four days ago?
Randomly, I was scrolling on
Instagram and I guess I
ran into a battle rap page, so I was just
looking at mad battle rap videos.
It'll take you down a rabbit hole.
It'll take you down a rapahole.
Yeah, literally.
I was like, yeah.
Yeah, a lot of those bars would be like,
they don't be hidden, like,
it just takes too long for the delivery.
Yeah.
They have set it up at the beginning of the rap
because it's too.
complicated they're like yeah they made it like for quadruple entendre you're just like all right
it's a little far like said something else did watch jZ and dmx battle rap oh legend that was lit
because they were talking about shit it was like really going through stuff so but the new ones
no yeah it's uh i can't like i i i like to watch some of it but like i i don't think i could
watch like an hour long of it you know i'm watching them
pretty cool who's who's like your favorite um hitman holler and conceded
if y'all watching come on down wait to the show he did the same one that's on
well no what he has like his own they started from battle rock that's how you finished
conceded i didn't know that that's why they cut the beat cut the beat oh that's why is that's
Slow it down.
I just dished you.
That's his little style.
Rewind it again.
You hear what I said.
It's like, all right, right, right.
Yeah, they all came from the battle rapper.
Oh, SmackDDD.
Yeah, they all came from there.
So Conceded was on Wallin'all first,
and then he brought him in hollering,
and then Charlie Cups came on.
That would be dope.
That'll be dope to have him on the show.
Yeah, it would be dope.
So if y'all are watching.
Because we know they.
They are.
Come on down.
Because people be watching and I'll be like, huh?
Like, you watch, you see little old me?
Oh, yeah.
You'd be surprised.
People will always watch.
People are always watching.
People are always watching.
People be tapped in.
Yeah, when people bring up like old episodes, like I was talking to somebody and then I was
like, oh yeah, watch the last episode.
It was pretty good.
And then they're like, oh, you already watched it.
And I'm like, okay.
And then I sent them the one with Slink.
And then she's like, oh my God, that was so funny.
And I was like, yo, like, how many episodes did you watch?
Like, I just met this person.
Who was she?
Oh, yeah.
What was that?
You hear it now.
Big, let me find out.
She probably watches every week now.
I don't know.
Oohie.
That's what you was tricking on this weekend?
What?
It's not tricking.
What was you doing?
What?
Because I hate one of the niggas post the plate, but don't post the date.
Yeah, I'll show you.
Allegely.
What else?
What else is happening in the world of somebody else business?
Jay Cole says the offseason is done, his new project.
Who do you think is dropping on TD?
Oh, it's Isaiah Rashon.
They already know?
No.
I just know.
I thought it was like Zikari.
I thought it was.
Oh, that would be for, no.
because yeah no
reason catching strays
that shit got me hot
did you watch job button in podcast
yeah
but I seen it in real time
like everybody quoting it
I swear to God if this is another reason
album
I'm just minding this business at home
like what the fuck
I just jumped one
so it's Isaiah Richard dropping
yeah
oh okay
dang I thought it was yeah
I'm looking forward to another says the album
That's what I want to hear
We're overdue for a Kendrick project
Yeah Kendrick I really thought was Kendrick
I don't think that's going to happen until like
Outside really opens up and you can tour and shit
I'm thinking like late 2021 like October
November probably
The outside is open I just seen niggas with caskets at penthouse
Like what is the point of that
Yeah
The casket is like I think I just killed
What the fuck?
Wait wait I didn't see this
Yeah
A casket out in the middle of the day
Hey, Bluebugs have motherfucking caskets, airplanes.
They do tears.
They do tears.
It's like if you buy five bottles, you get like the sparklers, right?
But if you get 10 bottles and you're dropping 10 bands, they'll bring out the casket with a girl in the casket holding the two bottles.
This is.
Who came up with their martin?
So it's like you ain't bawling unless you bring the casket out.
But what's the airplane too?
Because I see the bitch on the airplane yesterday.
That's the lower tier.
That's like $8,000.
Oh, we're about to hear about this in some new Blue Buck's songs.
I brought the casket out
You got the plane with him
Yeah, I'll be at Pan House
Who's got the casket though?
I'll be at Pan House
Bring out the caskets though
There ain't no funeral
Like
It's definitely gonna be in a bar
So my God
I can't I didn't see this
Yeah I don't I don't know what
Era that started in
I just always thought it was RIP
I just killed the club
And they play like the GZEZ shit
I don't know
bubbles come out that'll be kind of cool i don't know how to my i'm not in that pay uh pay scale yeah
i mean what is what is it called act yo what they're saying act your tax bracket yeah i'm not in that
tax bracket so that is wow now i want to go just to see it like you didn't see it on their story
yesterday i didn't see it yeah you just got to look at i don't be at the club i'd be looking at people's
story like the fuck going on what's going on there we got caskets and airplanes
imagine just dancing in the dance floor and you get hit in the head by a casket like oh no
That has to be bad, doo-do, bro.
Keep that casket the fuck away from you, bro.
I'm not getting in the casket and fake and dead.
Like, I'm not-
No, you're not fake and dead.
You're just like happy.
Yeah, but that's how big is this casket?
That's like when you die in a movie.
It's a real casket.
The bottle girl lays in the casket, though.
The bottle girl lays down in the casket with the sparklers.
It's like when the strippers pop out the cake.
Like the undertaker?
Like the undertaker?
Like this.
With bottles in her hand.
What the fuck?
So it's like,
They keep saying outside is closed, but like, that isn't.
It's caskets.
It's closed because it's closed because like venues still have weird-ass restrictions.
Because what just happened with you?
Yeah, like they, so we were going to throw, unfortunately our Rosecrans live show, May 6th, postponed, if you haven't heard already, issued all the refunds.
Um, basically like they, hold on, I'll go see this.
Can we put that on the screen so that they see?
Because I need them to say, can you send it to John?
I don't even know.
I don't know.
Like screen record it and then text it to Josh or something.
Can you open Instagram on her?
Oh yeah, yeah.
Yeah, what?
Was it Brees a Bucs, sorry?
Yeah, got to just search GZ Obama.
But tell us about that.
Oh, yeah.
So basically I get there and then they give me like a pamphlet.
It's like a week before.
They give me a pamphlet of like all these crazy restrictions of like,
you need to comply with this if you want to throw a show.
And I'm like, why the fuck didn't you tell me this before I booked it?
Whatever.
But the regulations and all that were like so out of pocket.
Like it's like vaccinated people to the left, unvaccinated people to the right.
They need to be separated.
Like unvaccinated people can't drink.
Like just, you know what I'm saying?
Like it's like, bro, how is anybody supposed to enjoy themselves?
And everybody needs a COVID test before they come in at a venue that was going to throw a show at.
And I was like, I'm not going to separate a.
Exxed and unvaxed?
Yeah, bro, segregation.
You need to talk to them day party of lay people because they've been throwing shit every week.
They're figuring it out.
But a Plexi got glass in the middle.
It was some weird shit like that.
It was like, I'm like, bro, this is not going to be an enjoyable show.
Anybody that comes and actually gets in is just going to be pissed.
And like the vibe is not going to be there.
So I'm like, I rather not do it.
Sound like segregation to me.
So I'm saying.
Like, what?
Oh, yeah, let's watch this casket.
It's all his story.
Just click on it.
This is.
I need to see this.
shit there it is where's the casket it's coming up outside well next I'm
that isn't Pete it is what tip tip tip next one that's the lower tier on this side to be
no oh my god first night bring the casket out first night bring the casket out
The casket out.
That's going to be the bar.
There's going to be the bar.
She's happy.
She's living.
Oh my God.
The airplane coming somewhere.
I would have lost my shit.
That's the last thing I would have expected.
How do they choose like the pallbearers?
The closest one, the family members.
The strongest niggas in the building.
Who's lifting a casket every night?
That is, mm-mm.
Wow.
The airplane.
The airplane.
The airplane is late because we go in places.
So you'd rather get the airplane?
Yeah.
Bottle service?
Yeah.
I don't like, I mean as much as she doesn't have the bottle on.
Oh, she does have the bottle on her.
As much as a spectacle as the casket is, I wouldn't want that like energy around me.
So I'll probably get the airplane.
Yeah, for sure.
One airplane, please.
How much money?
Yeah.
I think 10K minimum.
10 pounds.
They got money over there.
10K minimum.
Yeah, we're going to see what we're going to.
Yeah, we're going to see what we're going to spend.
get a couple airplanes out there
we need some planes
and playhouse this weekend
all right
you can't tell me that
they got a vaccinated room on one side
and unvaccinated
room on the other side
yeah they're doing it right
they look like everybody is mixed together
no facts
oh my God
yeah that's crazy
all right
that was insane
and I need to see that in person
I can't wait for these day parties though
there's been a few pop up
but like they're coming up
This one, I believe Pennhouse and day party LA is like every Saturday.
Saturday?
Maybe every Sunday.
I like the Sunday.
I like the Sunday.
I like the Sunday, but Sunday.
Sunday, the party's going up.
You getting booked for anything soon?
Yeah.
It's picking up a lot.
Like Friday, I'm DJing a party bringing out blast.
Oh, talk about it.
Plug your shit.
Oh, C.
We're doing.
It's out of heat.
It's at a club called Heat.
We throw this party.
Happy Friday.
It's all like 90s.
90s R&B shit.
Freaky boy.
It says a lot about me.
Now, when we write it up,
I'm bringing out blast on Friday.
You got me?
Yeah, for sure.
On the list.
V-I-P?
Do I get airplanes?
No, we're doing like one airplane.
Just one airplane?
Like paper plane.
A paper plane?
We're not going to do a casket.
We're going to a body bag.
A body bag.
Oh, my God.
You know, we got casket money, bro.
The bitch just pop out of the guy on Zipper?
I'm in my bag.
All summer.
Dark humor, guys.
We got a living their tax bracket.
Oh, my God.
I'm just call you on Friday, Gabe.
Bring the body bags out.
We're going viral tonight.
Oh, my God.
That's crazy.
Yeah.
What else you got coming up?
Shit, just this EP,
Love Songs About Nobody,
along with my single,
Lusful Desires, May 5th,
with video.
Mm-hmm.
Go Cinco to my job.
That's fine.
Drop in,
jumping, job,
all right.
Anything else?
Anything else you want to tell the people
before we get out of here?
Plug your shit.
Plug your shit.
Make sure to follow me on Instagram
at Jordan Pauline,
J-O-U-R-D-I-N-P-A-N-E.
And if you're cool,
you'll get some of this.
There it is.
And you'll go stream Jordan Pauline.
I'm on every streaming platform
and look out for love songs about nobody,
the best EP coming ever.
Okay.
Yeah.
And lessful desires.
All right.
Appreciate you.
Thank you for having me.
See y'all next week.
Next week, we are.
