No Jumper - MAD LAtely Ep. 33

Episode Date: May 18, 2021

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Mad Lately. Here. Episode 33. I'm Rose Cranesvick. We made it to episode. I'm Gina Vuees. I'm Gabe Z. We made it to episode 33.

You thought we wasn't? That's a Christmas. They thought we wasn't. Yeah. No, it's good though. Got to do that on YouTube. He'll clip that part out. I did the middle finger, Josh.

I can do that. Let's go. Yeah. Shrek. No, shout out to our supporters, though. No, shout out to the real supporters. The real supporter. I think the haters have like most of them have like gone by the wayside by now and we just have like, you know, the people that support us.

If you fuck with us, then you're here. If you don't, then you're like somewhere else. I think they went back to work. That, yeah. Because it was kind of like the pandemic was going on when we first started. It was like deep in the pandemic. There was a lot of time to hate. Yeah, yeah, yeah. EDD ran out.

I mean, well, with all the haters, we get that one special listener. I got a message earlier today that reached out to me and was like, hey, man. We did verbatim. Huh? Oh. We got to show him out. Oh, yeah, yeah. So shout out to my brother Don lives in San Diego.

He just, earlier this morning, he sent me this message. He says, looking forward to watching y'all tonight, man, lost my brother two weeks ago, and life ain't felt right since. But I'm looking forward to a good laugh tonight and all about your weekend. Brother, keep doing your thing. Thank you, Don. Yeah, appreciate you, Don. That's love.

That is love, man. But it's true. Like, if you guys have ever, I mean, everybody. got through some shit, right? But yeah. There is like sometimes the smallest things can like bring a sense of normalcy, make you feel a little better, get you out of a mood. Like I'm very much a person of mood.

Like yeah, I'm probably an extremely moody person and it's only getting worse. Like the older I get. Cause once I'm in like an upset mood like, like, it's hard to get me out. You know what I'm saying? Like literally I just remove myself from talking to anybody. I'm like, I'm in a fucking mood. Let me get over this myself. But it'll be certain shit that like you could be on like listening to

radio or listen to a podcast and it's hilarious or something and it brings you out of that mind state and you just remember about funny shit your mind gets completely like off that for a few minutes so i definitely know how that is sometimes it takes you out of that like the mindset mindset of being too serious and like just like bruh on god i watched that on comedy like if i have like the blues or something yeah like some good shit though i like to watch regrets regrats because they imagination just blows my mind and it's like how the hell did these kids Really in Mac, like I did not have a big imagination as a kid. So it's like how

It's like how to hell that these kids, they imagine them being like on adventure like adventurous shit. I don't know, it's crazy. And then they actually have full blown conversations with each other. They can understand each other. Like I can't understand a two year old, one year old baby. But them kids understand each other like, I don't know. You're going to be something out of your right.

Yo, did you ever hear about that theory about the Rugrats? It's like... That they're like all dead or something? Yeah, yeah. And then all grown up was like their... They're re... What is it? Wait, so they're all dead.

Like, all my friends are dead. Like, all my friends are dead. Like six cents, kind of, yeah. They're really the ghosts. It was some weird shit that, like, only they could see each other. Like, that was the reason why, like, the dad was always inventing shit to, like, make up for like his lost children so weird it was weird it was a very dark i'm like nicolodeon you got to chill out i don't i hate all of those freaking um because those things send me into a loophole those

conspiracy theories of cartoons and stuff because it was also something about um like south park i saw something about ed and eddie like they were like all pedophiles or something like that yeah um a bunch all the cartoons that we grew up like they just run my fucking childhood people try to ruin them yeah when we get older they do like some like some like thesis paper and just fucking ruin it for everybody. Yeah. I hate that. Because they was high and they had a weird ass perspective. It's literally that. It was somebody on a

shroom trip. Oh my God, the Rugrats are dead. I know exactly what happened. They were dead to begin with. How's your weekend? It was good. It was dope. It was my girl's birthday. So we just hung out. Shout out to Mrs. Gabe C.

Yeah. We held it down. Happy. Backday, girl. Had a little barbecue in the backyard. Okay. O.G. No, backyard. Very COVID-friendly.

You know? Backyard buggy. Yeah. You know, and then on Sunday. You can get rid of, you got with her right now? Hmm? You can get with her birthday? She got.

What she got? I got her some, the finest Kobe beef. Oh, okay. Yeah, I took her a nice date, a little date. Is that a euphemism? No. Okay. got her that old wagoon

yeah he had a great time man I gave that bitch Tomahawk I'm fine I go on I get for the Kobe beef like Keel O'Neil

oh okay and then Sunday we had another show with blast at the same spot Yeah talk about it Amazing Yeah both both shows sold out in less than an hour

OC sounds like the spot to be in right now Yeah, we might have to reschedule Rosecrans live to Orange County, though. Los Angeles. Don't come to Orange County all of a sudden. I'm going to just camp out in Buena Park. Like, this is close enough to L.A. Don't come to L.A.

Hong God. Yeah, I love that sweater. Shout out to League and two. Yeah, so it's like you guys are selling out shows in Orange County. How does that happen? And, you know, what was the crowd reacting? How was the crowd reacting to blast? Man, this was the second one.

with like, I think there was like at least 700, 800 people in attendance. Wow. And every. And this is indoor? Yeah. And with the ticket, you have to show up at 4 o'clock or 5 o'clock or else you won't get in with the tickets. Wow. So they're very strict.

So everyone was already inside. Yeah. So when he performed at 7, it was like a packed house. It was a day party then. It was a day party. Yeah. Sunday's OC. Why didn't you tell me?

Again, he did it again. I did. I told you. He didn't tell me. Wait. Telling and posting on Instagram is a little different. If we were one, back to the last episode, I told you it was a cracking. We're going to have the same one this Sunday.

What did I say? I said, give me a section. You said, yeah, I got you. Okay. Who got me? Not Gabriel. I didn't even have a section. Not that I think of it.

Not DJ, Gabe. Well, I'm in the middle of switching up my management right now. Okay. Week. Oh, shit. So when we figure out everything, I'll make sure I get you a section. All right. Perfect.

All right. Right now we're doing wingman. Winging the whole thing. Yeah. Shout out to blast though. Oh. You going to meet my manager too? Fuck it.

Fuck it. All booking inquiries. Yo, he got Duno right. You look at Duno's shoes. You look at Duno's chain from when I first met him. All I'm saying. Okay. All I'm saying.

Duno, I have this like, different smile every time I see this gets bigger and bigger. He just be talking different. So I'm financially stable, fool. And I'm just like, and I'm like, yeah, I like that. I like that talk. I like that talk. Kelly, come on.

Put me in some fashion over or something. I'm trying to quit my job. What's that? I'm quitting this week. Two week notice. This is my two week notice. I know y'all a last is watching. They are all in the damn.

the team's group chat. We've seen Gino on TMZ. Yeah, she's on no jumper now, too. Y'all might have to get her accounts. Fuck y'all. Oh. The jig is up? The jig is up.

The jig is up. It was only a matter of time. They saw the blue face shit. They said, oh, are you, what's going on? Are you like a part of his, you know, how they're saying? Yeah. I'm not going to say it because I'm not going to, you know. Are you a part of that?

What's going on? Are you going to be able to come in? Fuck y'all. He don't have that. they thought you're part of the cult which is not a cult shout out to blueface I'm like nah

like nah but yeah Kelly I'm trying to turn into one of them Instagram bitches Hey if you can't beat him join them That's dope

But yeah shout out to Blas shout out to Blas he facetamed us and showed us love We definitely got to get them on the show soon Yes. Very soon. That's Mando. It's inevitable.

We've been wanted Blast since episode one. Yeah. We wanted Blast to be our, we had it planned out. Blast, Blueface. We just was like, episode what? Episode two, we had it planned out. But, you know, when we bring them on, like, I like to bring guests on when it makes the most sense possible.

You know what I'm saying? Because it's like when they're promoting something, when something's about to pop off, you know what I'm saying? Some announcements could be made with us. I don't know. You know what I'm saying? That'll be crazy. I heard that he's tuned in, too.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So that'll be Shout out to everybody watch All the all the rappers All the artists All the you know

Everybody Yeah And shout out to everybody Who'd be like posting us And stuff like that It's a lot of the artists And stuff Kian told me

We're his favorite podcast One take Ocho too Yeah I appreciate that Because that's true Like Griffin PJ A lot Yeah

And they always be posting us too It's Those are the people Who's been like I would say Who's seen us From the bottom From the ground up

And shit So Yeah Yeah, so they as happy as we are, you know? No, in fact. Even, like, Speedy. Speedy, you always watch us. Oh, Speedy.

Speedy somebody I met. I mean, I haven't met him personally yet, but he shows a lot of loves. Yep, put it on for the youth. Yeah, he got good energy, for sure. Just watching us while working in the studio. Yeah, that's fine. How was your weekend, Gina? This weekend, I went ahead and got the twins.

I babysit it for a day. I thought I was going to have them the whole weekend, but I realized that you got to cry before you ball. And like I can't really do kids like that. Like my house is not kid friendly. But, um, they snuck into Gina's drawer. No. Oh, Tijuana, what's this?

It doesn't stop. Is this Plato? It doesn't start. Desiree. Do not get offended grossly. Oh my God. But yeah, like my house is like not kid friendly. So I have a, you know, I got that picture.

in my room of myself. Oh, yeah, you gotta cover it up. Dog, I thought about it, but they had already went in my room. So they're like, Gino, where do we put our, where we put our bags at? So I'm like, oh, just go put it in my room and then they go in the room. They didn't say nothing about the picture, but they're kids. I know that they fucking seen it, you know, but I'm like, dang, is that something? Eight.

Oh, okay. I'm like, should I have like taken the picture down? Definitely. You know, but it's like, damn, TikTok anyway. No, as the father of a seven-year-old, he'd be like, oh, I'm like, oh, I'm like, Like he'll be like looking at shit like we're like Like he knows he knows he's like Daddy that was inappropriate

And I'm just like yeah yeah yeah I get used to it I'm like yeah they saw the Busted challenge They've seen the silhouette challenge The kids is on TikTok dog Like come on But they didn't see that anti-Gina doing it though That makes it a little different It's a little different

Gina what that's me So y'all know my bonnie is how The logo is me on the back And their mom she of course she wears it She got the pajamas and stuff like that. And they said, Mommy, who was that? She freaking told him one day. And then one day they had said something like, Mommy, you got Gina's butt on your head.

And I'm like, fuck. Like, they probably think I'm Zeke the freak. You know, like, I had an Auntie when I was little and I remember she took some naked pictures and they was in black and white and stuff. And I remember we found them or whatever. And it was like, oh my God, Auntie did. You know, it's like. And you never looked at it to the same. Never.

I just thought she was my freaky ass. That's what I'm saying. Yeah, so yeah, it's a wrap for you. That's how they're going to look at you. Oh, my God. Saturday, I don't think I did anything. Oh, I, I. So look, y'all manifested something for me.

Okay. Talk about it. I can't talk about it. But y'all manifested something for me, and I'll probably have a follow-up for y'all in about 30 days. In about 30 days. Maybe, yeah. So the ass is being financed as you speak.

So I actually changed my mind about getting my body done. What? Come to, yeah. You did 33 episodes? I know that. We were so close. We were so close. There are girls that's being like, stuff is happening to them on them tables.

Oh. And I don't have a lot of information because I've only seen like a couple of sources. I do have like a personal situation where something happened close to me. I don't know if it was a one-off or if it was just like, you know, something that's just other people are going through, but they're not being vocal about. But it's like stuff going on to where like these people are really not professionals when it comes to them processing these surgeries.

They're not real doctors. They're doing things illegally. They're doing janky fucking business. And I've seen something on Twitter this morning when the girl was saying that like the doctor was touching on her. Like she woke up with her vagina throbbing and stuff. She went and got tested. She had some STDs and stuff like.

that after getting her freaking surgery. Oh, hell. So, yeah. Also, I weigh, like, a good, like, 1-17, right? Like, I need to be, like, almost 200 pounds to get... Really? Not probably 200, but I need more weight than I got to get a BBL, you know? Yeah.

Yeah. And I'm not putting no concrete in my ass or whatever they'd be doing, you know? It'd be lumpy. Yeah, it'd be lumpy. But I come to the conclusion, man, we are not getting ass finance. But you can get a car. finance. Okay. House.

You know? Pay my student loans off. You know? Finances. There are other things to finance in Gina's world. Yeah. So we can still call it finance this ass though. Yeah.

I mean, because technically. Yeah. What are they paying for? You got to pay to play. You got to pay. Like Lucy said, you got to pay. But yeah, y'all manifests is something for me. So I mean, I'm going to tell y'all about it all fair.

Okay, look, you got a smile. You are glowing right now. That's maturity. Gina, you went from finance his ass to finance these bills. If you want Gina to stay in the streets, comment right now. If not, she might be gone forever. Yeah, like my reckless mouth might be gone and everything. Yeah, it's like that type of situation.

Cancel Christmas. Wow. Cancel Christmas. He got money. Cancel a son. say that. You're looking at me for confirmation. You looking at me for confirmation? I didn't even say that. Hey, sidebar, I love when I see the, like, you know, because like, we're all dirt bags, right?

And we shared, like, we shared. You mean, like, that's three? No, like, me, like, me and some homies of mine. I'm not going to name who. But, like, we'll, like, share, like, DMs or something, you know, like, oh, look what this just happened. When, like, girls will be, like, commenting in, like, the homies, DM's like, oh, he got money. Like, because the friends, like, the homies got money now. It's like, it's, I'm like, yeah. that's fire you know what I'm saying like

we are at that stage the girls are saying that to that person exactly yeah like like replying to their story like you know what I'm saying now do that make them feel uncomfortable no I think they love it they like it okay okay yeah yeah you know you might be like bitch is you you know no you just throw them like in a certain

category like shoo like the go digger yeah you like but you need some though you know what I'm saying like you got some right here you got the groupies over here I'm gonna still fuck with you but I'm categorizing yeah I'm categorizing You know what I'm saying? Time and day.

You ever been on porn hub? They got categories. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, they do. X videos. That too. Yeah.

How was your weekend? My weekend was good. What the fuck did I do? What did I do Friday? Why am I drawing a blanker now? I wish Swift was here. I was with, was I was, was I was, no, no. Wait, did you, did you go to that 500 racks video?

Yeah. Oh, okay. All right. All right. Yeah. Okay. All right. Yeah.

when Tiger was matching. Yeah. Okay, yeah. So, yeah, I guess my weekend technically started like Thursday. Or was that Wednesday? Fuck. All right, my memory's fucked up.

Point is, yeah, I went to a video shoot. Shout out 500 racks and her whole team. They have a song called Dump Truck featuring Tiger. So they asked me to come out to the video. They wanted me to do a little cameo or whatever. And it was cool. It was good vibes. Saw rumor there, the homie rumor.

And then I'm there. I'm chilling. And then Tyga walks by. And then he like does it like a double taking me like, and I'm like, why is he looking at me? Like, I don't assume that he knows who I am or anything like that. But like, he looked at me real quick and I was like, that was weird.

And then so he's walking to his car, I guess to go change, comes back with almost an identical shirt that I had on. Oh, my goodness. And like, after, I'm like, why is he wearing the same shirt? I'm like, oh, that's why he did a double take. He was like, who is this motherfucker at my video shoot wearing a dangerously close version of my shirt. The same exact thing.

He probably thought you went in his car and took his shit. Something. Like, he just thought like, like, I can only imagine being like a famous rapper and then just being at my video shoot. I got like two, three changes of clothes. You know what I'm saying? And then one of my outfits, like somebody already has it on. I would have been hot too.

I was like, yo, Tyga's not fucking with me today. You would have had to leave. I would have, if he would have asked me to kindly leave, I would have been like, I understand, Tiger. You know what I'm saying? Like, you made Rack City. I didn't. I'm going to go to sleep.

You didn't go up to him and ask him if we could get an interview. It was a little weird. It was like, yeah, yeah, like, we were, like, standing, like, very close to each other. He didn't, like, look my way the whole time. Like, I could tell. It was that energy, like, get him the fuck out of here. You know what I'm like, who is this guy? Why is he here?

The guy at the party with the same shirt? You just like. It was like shame room, bitch on my look. Yeah, that's why I had to do it. Who wore it better? And honestly, I got a lot of comments that I wore it better. But, you know what I'm saying? It's whatever.

Shout out to Tiger, though. I didn't make Rack City. I didn't make taste. You know what I mean? So, you know, on the music, he got me, but the fits that day, I might have won, maybe. You know what I'm saying? According to some people. According to your followers.

If not a tie, at the very least. Yeah. A tie. Duh. That joke of the day. Ain't know, but that 500 rack song is pretty dope. Dump truck. Yeah, she got a lot of heat.

She got some shit with Coy Lee Ray on the way. Like, she's about to surprise a lot of people. I feel this. She's an artist from Compton. from Rosecrans too Nice melodic sound She's gonna make a bunch of waves She's not even really know

She's not even really know She has like 3,000 4,000 followers She's about to like make some real waves Shout to her and all team I don't know She's independent So it's like yeah

It's about to be a flood So yeah And then I took my son A Universal City Walk That was cool Watch the movie Ryan the Last Dragon Incredible

How's the movie theater During this time? It's a lot more empty but it's cool and everything is like just like you have to it's a little more complicated like you can't get your own soda you got to wait in line for them to get you your your soda you know what I'm saying like little stupid shit like that and then a lot of the like the rest of what's it called the capacity is halfway so it's like normally it would be like 60 people and you can only fit 30 in here. Have they done any rearrangement with the seats or it's the same seats people just don't sit in certain seats? It's the same seats you just can't sit in certain seats but nobody's really in there you can't.

It's in where you want, you know what I'm saying. Got you. Okay. Yeah. So it was cool. It was a cool weekend. Mostly on dad mode. I see your, um,

Rose Cranes City. Oh, this whole thing. That we don't have. Oh, yeah. You see a city that we don't have. This is a one of one. Oh, okay.

Yeah. Management, can you make sure I get it? So, yeah, so we're working on some, yeah, we're working on some, some merch, you feel me? This is like super high quality shit. I can tell. I'm gonna do a very limited run.

I asked for the same material of like a essentials and like the like high-end fashion brand like you see there's no hoodie holes none at all never wear let me tuck mine in you feel me no um let me feel that let me feel that oh yeah oh okay so yeah we're we're about to put the the merch online it's it's real dope embroidery and everything so yeah these going on sale very soon yeah but um you know on to other things what you guys think of the jbp saga who's y'all niggas hiring so if anybody's been living under a rock

mall and rory were fired by joe button from the joe button podcast um i'm not sure how closely you guys have followed it i listened to a joe button podcast every episode every single episode and i saw the response they did they dropped the response Rory and Mald did titled We'll name this response later It was an hour You have to pay like $2 to get it

But eventually it got bootlegged on YouTube I paid the $2 dollars though shout out to y'all And they did say shout out to the bootleggers That was appreciative for the bootleggers Bootleggers they'd be tapped in They'd be having shit Somebody needs to bootleg this show And I feel like just put up random clips

Like you know why not Yeah that's how you know you're popping People start stealing your shit But yeah so what after like hearing both sides and everything like who do you feel like was in the wrong? Yo buddy don't uh if there's anything in the future you want to do I still want to work with you king no but um I would say that I definitely before Maul and Rory put their responses out I was on so I even had retweeted if somebody tweeted it sound like y'all um you guys are upset for Joe

butting making a decision on the Joe button podcast. So I still stand with that though. He absolutely has the decision, the choice to do whatever the fuck he wants to do on his show. It doesn't fucking matter. If Adam coming here and say, A, B, and C, we have to do A, A, B, and C. You know, this is still his

fucking platform. So, no matter if we don't agree with it, then did, you know? But after hearing their response, I understand why they were upset. I don't understand so much why he wasn't in favor of showing them the information that they asked for.

Yeah. Which was they wanted to see the books. So it was a lot of Twitter finance people and Twitter lawyers. My favorite. Yeah, those are my favorite. Twitter is filled with professionals and experts. Yeah. And people was like, well, you don't have to see it if it's not your shit.

Or, you know, like if you're not in control of it, you're not the control of it. You don't have to see A, B, and C, you're something. supposed to just go off of what this person is saying. But the way Maul and Rory broke it down is like we get a percentage. So we have to know. And in the same token, they got to file taxes and shit too. You know, like what if all that? That might blow back, you know, back firing their face or whatever.

If they say that, you know, Rory and Maul earned X amount and they didn't and they have to pay taxes on more shit than they actually got, then that's a huge problem. You know what I'm saying? I also felt where Maul was coming from where he was like, you know, I, I, I, I, Yeah, I came in on episode 77, but I still helped you guys build this. And yeah, you can put anybody on a podcast and, you know, it might get views and stuff. But we are there for them three, them as a, even watching Rory and Ma. I can't say that I'm going to, if they do have a podcast, then I'm going to watch it.

I can't say that. Same thing with the Joe Button Show. I only was watching a podcast with Issh and, what's the other guy name? Ice. Ishing Ice because I wanted to see if he was going to. talk more about what's going on with Rory and Moll, and if, you know, they were coming back, we fell in love with them three.

See, I can't do them separate. You know, like, I don't know. Even, like, down to back to when he was doing Complex, when the Lesca and Act, I became a fan of the Joe Button podcast because he left Complex and I wanted to hear Joe Button talk, and then I was introduced to these two other characters,

Maul, and Rory. So, like, those the people I want to see. I don't want to see you sitting with Ish and Ice. I don't want to see Rory and Ma talking by themselves. You know, like we come to watch them as a trio. We don't, you know, so. Yeah, it gets, it gets weird. And then you can't fake that, like, that cohesion, the relationship.

Like, with the podcast, like, it's like, if we're on bad terms, if us three are on bad terms, like, you're going to be able to tell. Eventually, like, there's enough time, you know, most, most, like, information is shared is not even by voice. I'm saying. It's like you could tell by people's mannerism. Yeah. Body language. You know what I'm saying? So it's like you could see all that building up.

Yeah, you can see it in the last episode that Ma was on. Like he, it was like a good 30 minutes with no expressions or anything, you know? Yeah. But that's why like when you have underlying tension or issues with your friends, y'all need to talk about it. Facts. Like y'all have to talk about it because you'll let it build up, build up, build up. And you know, guys, y'all probably don't want to address certain situations.

You know, y'all got an ego and stuff. like that but it's like stuff have to be fucking talked about or is in especially you guys are performers is going to show on the stage we're going to see like we was able to freak and see you know but too i i feel what more was coming from like don't play with my fucking name yeah like the only thing you have when you die is your name do not play with my fucking name like you know that whole hiding detergent thing made me look at him differently temporarily when i just thought about it like and he even addressed it too and i thought it was like Joe's really smart Joe is really good at what he does.

Little seeds of things like that will try to paint a narrative about somebody that you can start to now believe. Yeah. And then when he said like, oh, like he lived with me, I didn't know where he lived. I don't know where he came from. He was just painting him out to like literally how. Like a bum, like he said, like I was in front of the liquor store. Like Maul said, you know, it's not my words. It's malls.

He said, oh, he painted me out to be like a bum. and like if you paint somebody out that way like that's damaging you know what I'm saying especially somebody like him who carries himself a certain way he's literally hip hop royalty we're being honest like his his family is like Rockefellas you know what I'm saying so it's like and all a nigga out here like he like don't play that type of weird shit you know like ma'all remind me of a lot of dudes that I was raised around and stuff like a lot of like you don't play that them type of games with somebody like that you don't say no shit like that Like you got me sounding like a fucking bum out here.

And even if it's like if we was like that and if we did live together, why are you discussing shit down to that depth in public? Like that's not fucking cool. At all. That's not cool. What if I was down on my last dollar type shit? Like I thought we were homies. You feel me?

Like I didn't think I would have to hide that from you for it to because it's going to come out 10 years later. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. Yeah. But, no, I think it's. could have been handled or addressed differently at some point. I don't think it should have been.

We all wanted to know the T at the end of the day. Yeah. But, like, you know, the fans are the same people that told Meg Dostalian caught that was pounding her to say something. And then when she said something, called her a snitch, you know what? We really don't be knowing what we want. But at the end of the day, like, just starting shit just shouldn't be so publicized. You know, like, because initially you remember when they first left, he didn't say anything.

He was like, oh, they can come back when they want to. Yeah. Whatever. He was kind of being, like, discreet. about it, but it's like now you know, hopped on, on the, on the, the show talking to empty chairs and yelling and stuff like that. And it's like, these your boys. Like, these your people fuck the show. Like, these your boys, you know.

It just makes you look at somebody. Like, I always watch how people treat people who used to be friends with them very closely. I make sure to never make friends with those people. Because I don't want no weird shit like that to happen after we fall out. Right. Because everybody eventually falls out or isn't as close as they used to be. It's a long-ass life. You know what I'm saying?

Like, we all transition into like different phases. And it never has to be personal. But if like, you know what I'm saying? I see a homie of mine airing out his best friend in the world. I'm like, stay away from this dude. Can't get that close because he's going to air me out. I thought that was his brother. He just introduced me to him last week.

Like, that was his brother. And now he's calling him a bitch, a snitch, and this and that. That's what a lot of the rap beefs. be too. I'm like, oh, y'all weird for that. Yeah. They have all this information that they've been holding on to and like they start to air it out. Miss me with all that shit. And they're waiting for that one bad conversation

or that one bad deal. Come and say it and use it against them. Yeah. That's how you felt. Yeah. That just goes to show they've been holding that shit in the whole time. Waiting, waiting to, you know what I mean, to speak on it and shit. But whatever his moral compass is,

that's his, you know, prerogative. And at the end of the day, it's still that Joe Budden podcast. So whatever the fuck he wanted to do on there, he can still do on there. But niggas gonna look at it a little like, you know, but when you look at it from either perspective, you can look at it from a business standpoint. You can look at it from a homie standpoint. As a homie, that shit is weak.

Yeah. Business, you can fire whoever the fuck you want to fire. Yeah. You know? Exactly. You don't have to show. If you don't got to show him, you don't got to show nobody shit. Yeah.

Whatever. But I think it's interesting what you said about. how we all don't know what the fuck we want. I feel like Joe literally said that on his interview with Adam last week. And he was talking about the McDonald's breakfast. He's like, yo, I wish McDonald's served breakfast all day. And then he said once McDonald's served breakfast, he's never been there. He never goes.

And it's like, yo, I wanted to see that response from Rorya Mall like bad. And then I saw it. And I was like, damn, I wish they would have just worked it out. You know what I'm saying? I still wish they could work it out. I kind of think it's no. No, it's no turning back. Yeah, no.

I feel like that was scorched earth policy by Joe. Like that was, yeah. I just, I just wish that it can just be a light at the end of the tunnel within this situation. I mean, I feel like if you support, now you just have to support the individuals because I think they're going their separate ways.

Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Like, I think Rory's working on an album. He still has his like, Ducey Paloza shit, which outside is opening back up, so he'll probably get back to that. he has a name.

Everybody knows Rory from the Joe Button podcast now. You know what I'm saying? So he can go on and do other stuff. And Mall, I feel like he's kind of been behind the scenes anyway. I don't look at him and think he's going to start his whole own podcast himself or anything like that. But who knows? He might, you know what I'm saying? But if he manages an artist, I think he co-manages St. John or something like that.

He's involved with his camp and does shit with Rock Nation. So, you know, if you want to support them, I think it's going to have to be on like an individual. basis now. Yeah, but it's just crazy. But Cole dropped the off season. That shit. Muffucking bars. It's fire. Yeah. Did we have a rollout for that? It was unexpected, right? No, he had a, Jay Cole's a king of rollout. I'm going to be honest. You got to, you got to give it up to him. And I think he constructs them himself. Like his rollout, he played a professional basketball game in Rwanda. Okay. He just signed to that was the rollout. That was the rollout. Like, how do you? How do you? just play a professional basketball game in the middle of your album like rollout you know what

saying like that shit is fire the clip surfaced yesterday and um and yeah like the off season is out now what do you think i like those um non what would it be what's the word non conventional uh rollouts and stuff or it's not technically a rollout it's them popping up and doing something like you know like how we were trying to figure out what the hell niki menaise was doing Then everybody like, oh, her and Rion are only following each other. You know, like, what's going on? Like, I like rollouts like that because it's like, it's a new generation. It's creative.

Like, at the end of the day, like, we just want shit to be creative because we've seen the rollout where you go on the breakfast club and then you go on this and then you go on that. Yeah, the whole press around and talk about what's fun to come. That's it. That's it. That's it. There's like, there's no creativity in that. You know what I'm saying?

So, yeah, no, that was dope. But do you guys think this is his best album ever? Maybe not his best album. But this, this project really had like the mixtape vibes. Even from the intros to the horns to everything, all the transitions. It was like very like, okay, I'm going to just show you like the warm up. But I'm going to just show you how much I can spit more now. More rhyme schemes, different patterns.

Just like fucking outrageous bars. It was definitely what we've been waiting for. Yep. And when the last time he dropped the album? 2009 4th no no no you were sleep on the last two albums

what was the one where the when the kids was everybody eyes was like it oh yeah I'm tripping so he did two very forgettable albums he did kids on drugs

and he did and for your eyes only yeah come on yeah outside of the dreamers like who really listened to those albums

you know what I'm saying like they were not his best work I know he knows that because he wouldn't have came back this hard if that wasn't the case. Because he made songs about folding clothes and like, come on, bro.

Like, you know what I'm saying? Like, we don't want to, like, okay, people need to understand, like, rappers need to understand, like, chance the rapper. We don't want to hear about your happy marriage, bro. Like, we don't. We don't. Like, you know what I'm saying?

Like, one song, maybe. You know what I'm saying? Not a whole album. Not a album. That's funny. I was having a conversation with Bucky, you know, he just posted that, his picture with Eminem.

He let him, you know, he heard the album whatever, so it's in the finalizing stages. And I asked him, like, I hope you either in a relationship or you just got out of a relationship because we want to hear you talk about the bitches. Like, we don't want to hear no happy shit. We want to hear all that sad shit

with you getting into it with the girl, you making her famous. We want to hear about the baby mama drama. We want to hear all of that. We don't want to hear about no happy shit. Yeah. The best R&B music came from relationship breakups. Yes.

Yeah, and people getting cheated on and stuff like that. That's what I want to hear. My best tweets, when I'm miserable in life, depressed damn near, like, I'm going through it. My tweets are fire. You body in it? Yeah. When everything's going good, my Twitter is boring as fuck. There's nothing to tweet about, really.

Like, you know what I'm saying? Like, who wants to hear me tweet all about it? Life is amazing. Like, life is amazing. Nah, like, when I'm petty, tweets fire. I have a lot of shit in my drafts though for one day when I'm not feeling so good. Set the timeline on fire.

That's why you don't like chance because he reps about happy days. Man, I love Chance. I love Chance. He was one of my favorite rappers. Esser Rap was like a very classic album because it was like everywhere. I even loved coloring book.

That's literally one of my favorite albums ever. But like the other shit, the big day. Like it was just. But yeah, that's how I felt like I guess you could say like Cole got comfortable. He got a little too artistic, I think, with kids on drugs. It was like two grand of a concept. And then also, he seemed like he was talking down to like the kids. And it was the SoundCloud era, so it wasn't received well. And then you got the fuck Jay Cole chance and everything.

It was a divide for sure. And people like his like he became like like a meme. His name became a meme. Like, oh, I'd rather, you know, do this than listen to Jay Cole. You know what I'm saying? It became like that because he made some like boring content type songs. And on this, you can't say any of these songs are boring. He went all the way to fucking applying pressure is incredible. It's fire from top to bottom. Yeah. Like, I love on applying pressure.

He's talking about, why don't you rap about being a broke rapper? Like, stop front. Like, you know what I'm saying? Like, he's like, it'll make more sense. Yeah, like, and he's like, that was me in 08, you know? Like, shit like that is like, and even when he said the shit about if Michael B. Jordan calls your guys. girl she's gonna pick up if he calls mine like she won't like not or not everybody could say the same whatever he said like that was a fire bar like talk your shit you know what I'm saying like tell

people like yeah like I'm not to be fuck with you know what I'm saying and like you said that mixtape vibe with Cameron and the intro oh bro fuck when Cameron came on I lost my shit we didn't get a verse but but the talking shit it was his presence period and then little John at the end with that shit like that was that was incredible and if you like look deeper into that like 95 i 95 south is you know the the highway that you take from North Carolina to to New York and that's the road he was taking when he was going back and forth from from college to home and at the time he was in college what was popping the diplomats lo john and I was like that's so fire the way he did that and

reincorporated them. It's like, okay, I'm going, you guys got me going back into that bag, into the 0-4-05 bag when I just wanted to outwrap the whole world. And I honestly thought this is his best rapping album. Like on the level he is, it's like, like you could say like LeBron, people are saying like, yo, he's better now than he's ever been. And it's like, why? Because he learned all the tricks. He has all the experience. He's been through it all. That's how I feel like Jay Cole is, you know, is performing on this album. How did y'all feel about Bimmy Up Scotty, too? Well, it was, so it was like the re-release of her mixtape, and then she added, like, a few new songs.

She added a couple new songs, yeah. But the track everybody was big enough was the one with Lil Wayne and Drake. Oh, yeah. The three-headed monster, I mean, yeah. That's like, speaks for itself. We always want more of those songs, too. And every time they come on the song, it's like, finally. And I think it was dope because we haven't seen Drake and Nikki work since the whole mixt shit.

Right? They worked on the, when she diss Rimima. So I think that was after the week thing. What did she do? They dropped a song. It was what? Oh, it was forgetable. It was like, yeah.

But it was more like a, it was some, it was, you know how back to back was like a hit. Yeah. Like you can tell she tried to use that same formula and drop something that's going to be played in the radios, play it in stuff like that. Oh, I do vaguely remember that now. But it was like trash. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. I do vaguely remember that.

Yeah. It wasn't really a, to me it wasn't really a disc track. It was just sort of a response to her dish track. Yeah. I remember Remy Mastas was fire. Yeah, I want to say it was off of ether, right? Yes, ether. Sheethe, yeah.

Yeah, I remember that shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. But yeah, I love that song. And I thought it was just dope reissuing the mixtape to the people. You know what I'm saying? There's a lot of mixtapes that are lost almost like because who really wants to go to live mixtapes now and like pull up the browsier.

I was like to ask y'all. Damn, son. Where'd you find this? Depiff.com. Let me find out that's gay. It's been in the whole time. I was going to ask y'all, what's the theme with that? Because Drake just put comeback, I mean, not comeback.

What is it called? Is it called comeback season? Yeah. His first mix tape. It's on streaming platforms? I wouldn't say it is now, right? Comeback season? I think so.

I thought it was only on dat Piff. And then Little Wayne put no sillings on. Yeah. on Apple Music. No, it's not comeback season. It's one of, it's one of, so far gone. So far gone. Yeah, so far gone.

He just put that on there. What is the thing with that? Like, because I thought the whole point of mixtapes not being on streaming services was because they can't make money from. Yeah, because they couldn't get the sample clear. Well, so they probably, they go back and clear the samples. It took 10 years to clear the samples. Long ass fucking process.

It was probably the Peter Bourjorn song. Oh, yeah. Let's call the whole thing off. That was like that's exactly what happened to the Dom Kennedy yellow album. They couldn't clear the last notorious BIG record. So they just made it a whole mixtape. They couldn't. Yeah.

They wanted to make it the album. He's talked about how he can't clear any of those mixtapes. Because he's independent. So these labels are like, fuck you. Like, you're not going to make money. Like, why? You want me to clear a biggie sample? Yeah.

For you, an independent artist? No Fabulous was saying that the same thing happened with one of his albums and he ended up making it a mixtape because they couldn't clear doing it well Was it doing it well with Nicky Minaj And I think it is just him in the summertime shootout One of them I think I know it was around that time

But that's like fucked up like how y'all Especially if the song is good like just clear it Like what? Clearing samples and stuff like that and make you go back to the original song Eventually yeah You know, if you're knowledgeable where the sample came from. It's a lot of the times the terms are outrageous that they want. They'll be like, oh yeah, you can clear this.

Just give us 50 bands. 50 bands. Like you can clear it just fine. We need 150 wired to this account. And you're just like, you got to pay for samples. Yeah. That shit is crazy. Even sometimes to clear features.

You might, let's say we get a feature from a big artist before he's big, right? and then they go on to get big and then the artist that he worked with he's like all right I'm gonna put this song out now I'm gonna try to clear it with his people they either don't respond or they'll be like

oh yeah you could put it on streaming platforms no problem just give us his going rate 200 bands you know what I'm saying you're like bro like if I had 200 bands I'm cool man yeah

No, shit gets wild. And I love sample, sample music. Yeah, it gets tricky when it gets like bigger artists and shit like that. Like more people involved, the lawyers are involved, so they want to cut. Nobody wants to like, lawyers and shit don't want to, you know, do any type of business for free, let alone for like, you know, three bands or something that they're going to have to split this way and that way. It's like, they're going to up it all the way and see, like, how bad do you really want to. this song. You know what I'm saying? It's the whole game. It should be crazy. But I'm glad

Be Me Up Scotty is out now. Because to a lot of people, oh my God, it's a new Nicki Minaj album. They think it's completely brand new. They're like, oh my God, I can't believe. Nicky and Gucci are working together again. Like, it's just an old song. You know what I'm saying? Imagine I heard these new kids that are like Nikki fans and like the barbs. Part of the Barbes. Yeah. And they don't even know about

mixtape Nikki. Because mixtape Nikki was nothing to play with. Yeah. Yeah. NISTateenik was a method to play with. Yeah, no, that was... But that whole era was, like, coming off of the mixtapes. Like, when Wayne made Drought 3, it was like, oh, this is when rappers really want to come to spit and just jack for beats. That's when they were going to go crazy.

Them DVDs where they had everybody rapping in music videos and stuff on there. Oh, like the Cocaine City DVDs. Because that's where Nicky came from, the DVDs. French Montana had, like, the Cocaine City DVDs, and there was, like, Smack DVDs. that was a legendary era that was mostly like some New York shit I'm mad that a lot of that shit didn't go on like on the West Coast because I felt like we lost a lot

of documentation yeah of that time yeah you know what I'm saying speaking of that PC's home hey welcome home PC a legend that most people maybe new like new fans and stuff like probably don't know

who he is but he was all over YG's story this whole weekend because he's that big a deal PC was essentially YG before YG was YG. He was like the biggest artist in that jerking movement for a while. And everybody was like, yo, Project PC, he's next, he's next. He caught a charge. Went to jail for, I think it's been 10 years, right? He's been a long time.

It's been a long time. And he just got out and it's fucking great news. I'm excited, even if he doesn't do music, you know what I'm saying? Just that he's home. that he's not behind bars and can maneuver out here. I feel like people are still going to care to an extent and imagine that story if he comes back with a hit. Like imagine Thai dollar sign, YG lace him up with some heat in 2021

and we party that shit this summer. We got to get PC on. Yes. We got to get PC on the show. And I must be like, I want to know what, he thinks of like this whole new wave you know what I'm saying of just like how shit how much shit shit has changed you know what I'm saying and like compared to when he went in at the height of the pushes era seemed like and now mustard YG and tire like still on top you know what I'm saying

but now there's a lot of like his children essentially you know what I'm saying and just like people that looked up to him and listened to him and shit and yeah welcome home PC man shout out to him The Paramount Legend. So I was scrolling through Instagram. And I seen this tweet by Ralphie the P. Shout out Ralphie the plug. And he said, why do bitches complain about N-words cheating and shit?

But as soon as you stop fucking with them, they got an N-word in two days. Hold on, bitch. Where you pull them out your pocket? Stupid bitch. Should have kept y'all pocket dates on the low and let me do me. What do you think about that?

From a female perspective, Gina. I knew it was coming to me. I want to hear what y'all think first. I always feel like there's, why is there always somebody in your pocket? Why is he always just in case? Why is he so close to you? Like, you need a six men. You know what I'm saying?

I can answer this question in one or two ways. Look, because... And I can be honest. Because how many times have, you know, I can't even recall how many times it's like, I like this girl, whatever we're talking, everything's going good, some weird shit happens. The next day, she's on a fancy date, Mastro's, Tao, wherever it might be, you know, you just see the... No boo. You're just like...

Catch. Catch, L.A. all of a sudden. In front of those flowers. Bitch, you never been to Beverly Hills before. I know you. Where did he come from? You know what I'm saying? Like, that shit gets me hot.

I'm like, okay, all right. Okay, so here's the thing. I really just count on some girl cold shit. Like, I really just can't even like. No, no, no, no. You got to keep it 100. Keep it 100. Okay.

Take some more numb. Keep it 100. Let me see if anybody listening. Let me see if I got that text of it. Okay. Drink some more number of them. Okay. I don't know what Ralphie went through.

I don't know what. It's clear. Yeah, I don't know. This sounds like a very specific situation. So I don't know if a bitch popped up with a nigga and was doing the selfies and all that. I don't know if he's in the hand. I don't know what exactly happened. The wristwatch.

It's the AP. You know. The AP stunt. Then she's the gunner. Where'd the AP come from? No, no, no. Because I have friends who, you know, they might. get mad at their boyfriend or break up with somebody and they might pretend like they've moved on

or they got a backup or something like that. But in all reality, it's just their best friend or they homie or something like that. Like, it's not really a full date. Yeah. So have you ever broke up with a girl and you notice that like right after y'all broke up, she doesn't glow the fuck up? It's like, dang, this bitch here, she's here. Oh, yeah.

She got this steering wheel to a car I never seen before and stuff like that. You know what? There's no stars in the cinema, bitch? There's no stars in your Honda? The Honda got the curtains on it? We like, our mindset might be like, let me just do something real quick. So he think that, you know, like, bitch, I know you fuck with that basketball player sign into my Instagram right now and post like something so it looked like I'm with him.

You know. Oh, it's that sick. It's that like calculated. It's just so the niggis is like, so. the naked, and this is just from my experience from girls who I've been friends, but I'm not saying this is what all females do. But it's just

so you could think that I'm doing everything that you was doing to me that you thought I wasn't doing it. It's like, hi-ha, nigga. You thought I didn't have them. Got them. But, so in reality, they don't have them is what you're saying. They don't even got them. Black women, don't

you? I don't know about other races, but black women don't cheat. Now, y'all got four pockets. Four pockets or not? Four pockets full. Like little baby said. Now, like I said, it's one or two ways I can answer this.

On the other side of it, everybody got somebody else. And that's just the reality of life. That's not true. Because when I'm really fucking with a girl and it doesn't go, like, it doesn't go as planned, I guess you could say. It takes me a while to build a roster back up. You got to get back on the market, scouting department. free agent signings

you know what I'm saying you gotta look like okay who's coming off of waivers right now you know what I mean who want a 10 day contract like it takes a while I don't just got them in my pocket

all right but we had episode 33 and you didn't describe three bitches to us this whole season so like you don't bounce out with another bitch at a point in time bro

like don't even act like oh I'm just lonely no nigga you don't bounced out with three other bitches from episode one but it took time you got like 10 pockets

Who side are you on, Gabe? Who side are you on? It don't matter how much time it took. Just because he only got one pocket in the shirt. Because he only got one. That's what I'm saying. One pocket. He got his girl in a rhino in that pocket right there.

You got too many pockets. You can lose your shit. No, but it don't even have to be like the day after or a week after or a month after. So you're saying you're coming back with a bitch, period. Nigel you're supposed to be lonely and gone through. through it until I move on. You're not supposed to fucking move on to nobody else. Until you move on, but they move on the next day.

They post in the seats with the ambient lights in the passenger seat with their feet like this hanging. That's a rental. That's a rental. She didn't have been trying to got a nigger like that that quick because if she got a nigger like that that quick, she's not going to be fucking with you. Wow. So you're saying she rented a car, went into the passenger seat. No, I'm saying that the king that she went is a rental. Oh, his car is a rental.

Yeah. His car is he ain't paying the $900 car no. I can only speak for black women. Mm-hmm. Interesting. These black women don't cheat. But everything is a game. It's all a game.

It's all a play. Like, you know, so it's no telling. She's probably not really even dealing with. She probably don't even know the nigger. I was walking on Hollywood Boulevard going to Harold's chicken and somebody pulled over and stopped. I mean he had a range rover. He didn't even fucking live

all right. It was a rental. But what if I would have gotten a car and took a picture? Y'all would have thought I had a new nigga. Yeah. So how quick that can happen. But if you posted it,

you would have wanted people to think that. Yeah. Somebody specifically. Exactly. Yeah. We fucking petty. Because we're really not cheating. We just want you to think that.

We're just trying to like get back. Ha ha ha. That's why you wanted teapot's hand in the picture as New York. Yeah, remember. Remember? You like, y'all

pull me in this shit. You remember I said. We're at Cheesecake Factory and Gina's like, Teap, put your hand right here. I want everybody to think I like white men. The bag will be bigger. Exactly. She said everybody going to get their shit together after that.

Everybody don't get that shit together. They're going to try to raise their credit. What's going on? They're going to be like, damn. She worked for blueface. She's fucking with white men now. Let me get my shit. In that cheese cake factory.

You know. On the beach. She got the pasta and shit. She's on the beach. She got to drink with fruits in it. Yeah. My price would a winner. Should have posted that picture.

He wasn't fucking with it. Bitch, I'm in a relationship. You ain't about to ruin what the fuck I got going on. He said she knows my hand. Why are you doing me like that? He was like, what are you going to do with that picture? He was like, he said, for what? give me your fucking hand

tattoos that's right on time she said this rate is going up pussy right when I threw but he didn't want to fuck with me he didn't want to help me make some people jealous but that's what I'm talking about like we're not even like

okay but like like Cole said if Michael B. Jordan calls I'm answering the phone the day after you break up why would I not why would I fumble the bag Why would I not?

It's Michael B. Jordan. Why would I not? Why would I not? That's what I'm saying. It's like, you know, you move on so fast, but I'm supposed to be miserable for months at a time. You would, yeah, you would ask for another fucking. But Michael B. Jordan?

Hell yeah. I mean, yeah. What's up, bro? I mean. But that's what I'm saying. You say we're supposed to, men are supposed to be miserable for weeks. That's from our perspective. You, y'all, you.

You kings or can go do whatever the fuck y'all want to do. But how we feel, you need to be fucking miserable. That's why we keep checking your pages and shit, because we want to see that you sad. We don't want to see you out with your fucking homies, having fun and enjoying life. And enjoying the fruits of your labor. We want to see you miserable in the fucking house. Wow, that's how you really feel. Yeah.

So all you want to see is just like Drake captions on the story. Yeah. Oh, yeah. We want to be able to see. our homegirls and say ha ha bitch he's sad we don't want our

home girls to be like bitch that nigga brought the casket out at penthouse we don't want to say that you brought three caskets and one airplane and Cali

next time we go through it we bring in the caskets out if you break up with your bitch if you break up with your bitch you go to pinhouse and you bring the casks out she's gonna go fucking crazy she gonna go crazy

or she's gonna post a AP across the table yeah that's why At that point, y'all might as well just get back together. Keep you a bitch. If I don't play tip for tat with the who bag bigger, like, just keep your bitch. I feel like, I feel like girls could always win, though. I don't like to play that shit because girls are always win in reality.

Yeah, because we can take niggas fucking somebody else. Y'all can't take us fucking nobody else. Exactly. We could accept that. We go, okay, he gave a bitch and pussy. Y'all be like. Y'all take it on the chin like that? Yeah.

I'll do. But the thing about it is like... What if she's like not bad though? If it's a weak bitch? Yeah. It's even better. Oh, it's even better. You want to cheat because now I can clown you.

But if you cheat on me with a bitch or go move on to a bitch that's better than me, it's like you motherfucker. How dare you? But when it's a weak bitch, I'm like, ha, ha, that bitch, you're like, you came back. But when it's a weak bitch is, I mean, when it's somebody, because all you, as a female that's, you know, that's honest and shit, all you can do is give the bitch her motherfucking flowers. Like, okay, like, you did that. You wouldn't have somebody better than me, but when it's a weak bitch, I'm, ha, ha, you back. This is great insight. See, yeah, that's why I knew, like, unless, yeah, got to pop out with the,

but imagine if your girl cheat on you with a weak nigger, you're not going to salute her. Oh, that's the worst. Bitch, you're like, bitch. Yeah. You know, it's like, bitch. Yeah, you, you gave him some. You gave him some pussy. What?

Yeah. We're not even. he's a fan of mine like how dare you I'm a joint he looks up to me how could you you're moving backwards

bitch like wrestling backwards but yeah we like when y'all when dudes have sex we can like because you guys don't catch feelings

off of sex you know to my knowledge guys don't catch feelings off of sex but women like if you fuck if we fucking niggas

because we like them we're not just fucking them just to get some dick like we fucking them because we like them yeah wait stop you right there

What if you're on vacation? What if you're in a different city, country, whatever, for the weekend? What do you mean? Like, just run into some random dick? Yeah, like, you're in Miami. Yeah, you're celebrating and you have a great time with girls. Like, you're fresh off a relationship. Like, you see somebody that you, the guy's, like, kind of cute or, like, he's charming.

Like, then what? He just has to be a great catch. he can't be kind of cute or charming he got to be that for me to hit a random person it has to be a random person that I am very familiar with that every the rest of the world is very

you can't just fuck no random if you're gonna catch a body if you can't catch a body you gotta make it work thing you can't just catch a random fucking body you can't just fuck Jake from State Farm you know like you gotta fuck Drake from State Farm you can't just fuck a random

no no No, no. But what if Jake from State Farm had a really, like, nice conversation, very smooth, great personality? I'm not fucking Jake from State Farm. No. I'm not fucking Jake. I've seen him in a few commercials, though. He don't only have, like, he's a few commercials.

The other guy was like, is that the same Jake from State Farm from the Drake commercial? Like, I kind of recognize him now. From the Drake commercial? Yeah. That's what the... That's why I would have to fucking Drake and now, Jake. See? How you just did that right there?

Yeah, no. Females, we're not fucking no random niggas on vacation. I mean, I don't know what bitches are doing. I can't fucking no random nigga on vacation. That's just for the hell of it, just because I just got out of a relationship. Because, you know, you don't want to go back to your nigga. It got to be really over, over, you know.

You got to go back to your nigga. But, yeah. But y'all? Who hurt you? Who's in your pocket? Who's in your pocket right now? I told y'all. I got a new situation that I'm trying to make.

Yep. She said, yep. Because I don't know who watching. It's better, though, rather than going to get a random body, it's better to get an old body. Rather than up in the body count, you just go recycle. I feel like that's good for girls, but for guys, it's like, I don't know. Well, you guys are free to go fuck new people.

We're not. We can't up our body count. Our body count got to stay at a certain capacity. We can't go over the COVID restrictions. Y'all can. Y'all can go past that motherfucker. We can't. And y'all, you guys, like I said, when a girl have sex with somebody else is because we like them.

Like me, if I like a nigga and we have sex, I'm picturing our whole fucking life together. I got our kids' names. I got our wedding colors. I got our wedding songs. I got all of that in my head. If I want to have sex with him, I mean, I really fucking like him. But y'all, y'all just want to do it just to catch a new body. It's an ego thing for y'all.

It's different. It's an ego thing. That's interesting. So all of those ideas come in your mind on your first date. Yep. Since kids, I mean, names, kids names. I'm matching up names with his last name to make sure it got a ring to it. Make sure it got a little razzle dazzle.

Every morning I'm waking up and reading his horoscope to make sure that I'm the only bitching his horizon. I'm the only bitching her. His horizon. I knew I was dead. Damage, but I used to wake up in the morning to read my nigga horoscope to make sure it wasn't another bitch on the way. New things are coming your way.

Gina just text her man. No, the fuck they're not. Things are staying the same. Don't read this bullshit. A new what on the horizon? Yeah, stupid. No, but yeah, when we, I don't know. Like I said, I can't speak about females, but if I have sex with somebody or, like,

we only date and stuff, like, because I'm not going to go on a date with nobody I don't see myself talking to. not going to talk to nobody i don't see myself in a relationship with and i'm not going to be in a relationship with i can't see myself being with for the rest of my life yeah so that's why i don't fuck on nobody now because everybody i keep meeting it's a little everything something is off yeah something a little off i might not like the way a nigger sweat or the way his feet smell you know very very picky yeah that's a good thing though you should be yeah because fuck you niggis it shouldn't be all willy-nilly like that uh-uh m-uh m-uh but yeah i feel that

What else? What else we got to talk about? What else is on the, I'm halfway through this. That's the problem. We might need to wrap this shit up. There's numb room. Yeah.

I don't got the text yet, but I feel like the moment you say, all right. All right. I think I've been watching this whole time. I've seen that a Florida man. Everything, every good story starts off with a Florida man.

So police say a Dunkin' Donuts store employee fatally punched a 77-year-old customer in Florida. after the employee said the man used a racial slur against him. As he should. Facts. As he should, because I'm tired of people pulling their phones out and recording people and saying, he just said this to me and you're not doing it. Suck that nigger.

Did that person die? Yeah. Oh, I'm sorry. I apologize. No, I mean, but I feel like. Wait, did you say that though? I did say that. But fatally don't always mean like they die.

That's literally what it means. Fatally meaning it? Fatality. Like, he was in a fatal car accident. Like, people died. I thought fatal just missed serious. No, that's critical. Damn.

That's critical. Fuck. Yeah. So does he get in charge for it? He's getting charged for it. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. I apologize to that man and his family and for what they're going through, but he said what he said. Right?

I mean, I feel like if you're. 77 talking crazy like that. He was 77. Read it again. I didn't hear none of that. This thing is not the old. Bro, you're a wallet. Wait, okay. So, police say a Duncan store employee fatally punched a 77-year-old customer in Florida

after the employee said the man used a racial slur against him. So basically, young guy worked at Duncan in Florida and a 77. year old racist man said you know a slur to him so the the employee punched him and then he died he died off that punch that's crazy fatality i feel like it's not his fault that bro's head was like made a porcelain right like how was he supposed to know how is he supposed to know porcelain what the fuck is what a toilet is made out of you ever cracked the toilet like it's not that hard No, I have never cracked the toilet. My boy over here, he knows what I'm talking about.

He broke in New York at the Weston to top it off. He just broke the whole toilet. You know when people say, oh, he broke the toilet and you think that they like clogged it or something? But what was you doing? No, like he broke the whole shit. But what was you doing? He did the Rikishi. He did the Rakishi.

Mind you, Swift was a. animal at this point, a 350 pound animal, like, at this point, he got drunk, fell asleep in the bathroom, woke up, elbowed this shit, or I don't know what, like, it was something, like he bumped into it or some shit, and it just broke, like, everywhere, like the whole, the whole shit was flooded. He stomped out the toilet. I'm saying he fell on top of it. He fell on top of the toilet.

He gave him a five piece. Did he break anything? Did you break anything on your body? Damn Swift He broke the whole shit Yeah So it's like It's easy to break

It's not that hard to break You know what I'm saying Yeah yeah How much is a hotel taxi For a toilet Oh bro What was the deduction Hold on

You don't know how fucking mad We were at him Because we were like Googling How much does the toilet At the West End cons You're like Yo I feel like

I don't got it Like I don't know I'm like This is 2019 I don't think I got it Bro That shit was like That shit was like that

When we got here So by the grace of God Somebody committed fraud on that card that weekend And they booked like another hotel in Jersey So we canceled the card We're like yo what the fuck We didn't book no hotel in Jersey We're staying in New York at the Weston

And so we canceled the card so All the Winston couldn't charge them They didn't have our card info luckily We didn't even do it like that But it just like we never got that bill or nothing Oh you guys didn't fix a toilet or nothing that's that's the western that's between the weston and god finested

my high ass would be like trying to figure out the closest home depot what's like what's the skew in Manhattan what's the skill what's the skew on it bro Gabe looking for a home people in Manhattan is what the home people right here

home depot home people the homies with a wheel barrel wheel barrel in the fucking toilet oh my god no but I guess he didn't really mean he didn't know. I'm sure if he knew that the guy would have died that he wouldn't hit him. Yeah, he didn't do it in tension like that.

But 77? It was off instinct. That man 77 years old. He had a death wish. He was a fucking toddler. When he was on a plantation, and he probably races as fuck. That's what I'm saying. So it's no matter.

It don't matter. You know, like what the fuck? He probably says some crazy shit to get sock. And imagine being a duck and don'tons. Duck and donuts. ducking donuts all right sounded out

imagine being a dunking donuts employee and you come in here every freaking day you're probably making whatever minimum wage is in Florida and these white people is coming there saying some racist shit to you every fucking day we in the Black Lives Matter

movement he probably said some foul shit you know unprovoked I'm sure pal right in the kisser Yeah, pow right in the kisser Yeah, but Yeah, that's I didn't really I don't know, the fact that he was 77

Made me feel way worse I mean, way less worse You know, I'm like, mm- Like he was about to die anyway You know what I'm saying? He had a death wish clearly You know what I'm saying? It's like you don't just say that And expect no repercussions Did they say what he said it?

No, it just says racial slur You know what I'm saying? So, I mean But it's crazy because like customers always think they could like say whatever they can say get you out of pocket. That the customer is always right. It's a fucking fib.

The customer is not always right, period. No. No way. There's so many times when I used to work at Starbucks I wanted to like to fight the customer because they would always like get mad or something and then they'll just say something to aggravate you

that has nothing to do with their fucking drink. What's the worst like experience? Like go back to your country. Like oh shit, for real? What's the worst experience you had with a customer at Starbucks? Oh shit. Do you remember like, Frappy hour so it's like three to five happy out Frapuccinos are all half off right

Really? Yeah so there's like a line around the store still to this day it's usually Whenever summer starts but I don't know if it's gonna be this year but I would always hate it because You have like a hundred fappuccinos you gotta make and if you don't make it like five minutes You're gonna help back the car behind them and so when people wait over five 10 minutes that's a very very long time and And there was one time I made strawberries and cream frappuccino. They wanted some cookies in it. I didn't make it right. And that motherfucker took it.

He drank it and he threw it back at me. And then I had like, oh, shitloaded strawberry strawberries and cream frappuccino all on my apron. Like he threw it like firing the hole type shit. Like threw it back inside. He was like, this is not what I wanted. And threw it at me. Oh shit. And I'm like, dude, I was like in the middle of making 100 fappuccinos and then I got a frapuccino thrown at me.

I was like, oh shit. This is some real life shit. That would have been my last day. Yeah. I was thinking about hopping out that window too. Yeah. I just want to talk. Me me right out here, bro.

I'll make it for you. I just want to see if you wanted more of cookies. He said, I'll make it for you just right. What's your work for you? With the customer, when I worked at the bank, I worked like by the beach. So it attracts like, the beach just attracts like certain type of crazy people sometimes. Do you know what I'm saying? Just like, no, just like.

sometimes like mentally ill unstable i guess you could say like not to be insensitive but like it was just i'm trying to think of like a specific time but it would just be people like being like so out of pocket you know i mean talking shit to you like oh what's some like like you guys don't know what you're doing and stuff like that i mean more so i feel like i've seen it be done to like other people around me but it's like it still puts you in like a position like if they're talking shit to like one of your female co-workers, like you not got to intervene like, oh shit, here I go. Like, you know what I'm saying? Like you got to do some shit like that.

So it's, it's shit like that that's happened. I can't think of like a specific scenario. But I do remember one time when I worked at Taco Bell in high school, there was like this super, um, like, she was like a crackhead, like lady. And she was like, she played cool at first. And then she just started being super like weird, like fucked up. Like, you guys don't know shit. You guys don't know what you're doing.

and she's like, I'm going to tell your manager. And I'm right there. I'm standing next to my best friend. We actually, we worked at the same Taco Bell at the time. And then she goes, she was telling him like, what's your name? I'm going to tell your manager. And then he gave him my name. He goes, Victor.

I'm going to call your manager. I'm going to get you fired. And I'm standing there next. I'm like, bro, what the fuck? That was fucking hilarious. Like, I was mad at the time because I really thought I was going to get fired. but late in retrospect, that was one of the funniest things that's ever happened to me. Just gave away my name.

And I couldn't even be like, no, that's not his name. My name is Victor. Like, it was just all bad. That shit was funny as fun. What about you? I was, we was, I used to work out. I was a manager at Walmart. We was robbed at gunpoint.

Oh, shit. That probably was it. Was it like intense? No. The guy was actually kind of cool. What the, let me find out you got Stockholm syndrome. Come back next week.

This is my pal. The best bank robber I ever met, that's for sure. But he was a little dumb, but like, he was cool, but it was like, because he handed me a note, and then the note it said, this is a robbery, but robbery was spelled wrong.

So me, like, I prove free text messages before I respond, you know, so I'm sitting there, on a proof read the note and I'm like, do this mean that we getting robbed? Like, because it was a reburie. R-A-W. It's a rubbery.

I didn't fucking know. He said, look, bitch, it's a rabbi. Put the money in the bag. You better open the register. I didn't fucking know what was going on. And it was in red. I'm like, am I tripping? Like, is this the moment that has,

it's finally presented itself from everything I went through and training and all those modules and shit. And then he said, as I was like reading, he said, read it up as a, I mean read it up. I'm fair. Ring it up as a regular transaction or I would shoot you right here. So then I was like, look, regular transaction. It is.

But I couldn't even remember what the code was that you put in. Because whatever the code is, you press it and then it automatically open the joy because they want you to give the money. But yeah, shit. He said that. handed them all the dough. I'll start pouring the train in my hand and like, it's a gorgeous shop like here.

How much you need? He said, oh, that's cool. I don't need that one. He asked for some cigarettes and some other shit. Wow. Yeah. How much did he get off with? I think it was like $2,000.

They had just, so my shift had just started. And they had just did the, because we emptied the drawers out between managers. We get what's up underneath. Yeah. So they had just did it, like right before I came in. So he did, he just got what was in the, in the teller.

The teller. Yeah. And it was just like $2,000, which is- He would have got way more. He would have got way more if he would have came at like 10 o'clock. Yeah. But, yeah, that's probably my worst customer experience. What goes through your mind? Like, are you thinking as an employee still at that point?

Are you more like, oh shit, like back to like the hood mentality or like what? You know what I'm saying? It was so much shit going through my mind because it's like I'm from the hood. And I'm somebody that's like stupid respected in the hood. Like it's like nobody to fuck with me. I got siblings from every side I got friends from every side My daddy's a fucking gang member

My brothers is from You know so it's like I'm the person that could go Wherever the fuck I want to go And to me it was like Dang he really gonna come in here And wait for me to hop on the register You know it's a little like

I don't know it was a little fucked up So I'm thinking like Nigga you bitch go to the Let's go to LA The Walmart wasn't LA The Walmart wasn't LA was in Taurus You know like who you think you Like, you know.

But then at the same time, I was like, dang, like, I could run. And then, because they tell you, though, like, do not keep, protect yourself before you try to protect the money. If anybody ever try to rob y'all, like, you know, give them the money. But we in this fucking white neighborhood. I'm the only black person I work at this store. I didn't want them to think I was a part of it or, you know. Damn. So you kind of almost feel like guilty, like, in a way, like, like, I don't want to do this if they think.

this like when you're really just a victim exactly that's fucked up now I'm like okay if he shoot me was like what's the worst that could happen like where he gonna shoot me at like I'm gonna just get pop you know like what's the worst that could happen a regular day but I'm like do I want to get pop for warm work yeah it's another day then it's like Gina's over there shoot me then it's like what you you're trying to punk me like yeah you know it's like but like whatever but all of that was literally going through my head and then when And he said, ring it up as a regular transaction. Because even like, as I was thinking about all of this shit within those few seconds, it was like, okay, so what should I do right now?

Like, you know, like, but he gave me instructions. He said, ring it up as a regular transaction. I'm like, you know, that's a good idea. Let's just get this shit over with it. You know? But, nah, like, I want to run into that nigga now, you know? Like, bitch. And then that was another thing.

I described him completely wrong. Oh, on purpose? you're a weirdo What? She's like I ain't no snitch I ain't no snitch Yeah blue hair Yellow skin

He's like Ma'am you're describing Homer Simpson Yellow eyes Pop belly The person that I described Was what I thought I saw And then they showed me the camera They said Gina that's nowhere near

Oh you look guilty as fuck What hell yeah I look guilty than the other fucking She said you're a liar It was down to of like the hoodie like I said a whole different he had a crew neck on and I said he had on a hoodie but when I was like

visualizing a person in my head it was a football coach from my high school that I was like visualizing for whatever reason you know but this reminds me the scene in Superbad when he was like it was a black Jew in the hoodie he's like him yeah that's saying yeah you

described to him completely fucking wrong but I had called my daddy like come give me right now he came up there tripping he thought we was being held hostage. Oh. Came out with the burner? Yeah, he came up there tripping. My daddy wanted people, you tell him something.

And he heard a total fucking opposite. Oh, yeah. He heard the total opposite. And he came up there tripping. He said, it's a shootout, is it? Bet. I keep two in the hostess. Sir, you need to calm down.

Wow. I'm like, Daddy. I'm like, where's my fucking daughter? Wow. Come right here, Daddy. One time he came into my school. had a fight with a boy in sixth grade. Oh.

For whatever reason he heard, I was in beat the fuck up. I don't know what they said to him, but for whatever reason he heard my every bone and my body was broken. And he must have came up there banging on fucking doors, tripping security at the coming tackle his ass and stuff. Don't fuck with me. Hey, talk about it. All the people in the comments.

Don't fuck with me. My brothers, I played these things. Don't fuck with me. What else is going on in the world of somebody else's busy? Lil Reese. Yeah. Have they posted an update or anything? I don't think so.

Is Josh your... Teapot? You heard anything about Lil Reese? Any updates? No. Yeah. I mean, as far as I know, he's still... Okay.

Yeah. I saw his lawyer post that keep him and his friend, I mean, him and his family. Yeah. And your prayers, yeah. It's fucked up. Little Reese has been an act of a lot of violence. Like he's been shot a few times. You know, people make jokes on Twitter about it.

Like, oh, Little Reese got shot again. Like, what else is new? Like, but at the end of the day, like, it's still fucked up. You know what I'm saying? For him to come from where he came from in Chicago and survive all that, make a name for himself to where I feel like everybody knows who Lil Reese is. Maybe they haven't heard his music, but he's like a figure in pop culture. And especially in the rap world.

And he keeps running into trouble. And we don't know if it's brought on by himself or whatever, like the story. that's kind of circulating, which we don't know if it's true or not, is that he was involved in like a car robbery and then the people who owned the car came out, found him, shot him, and that's why you see that video that's like really disturbing where he's like bleeding on the floor and like, they're like, yeah, that's right. That's why we got you. And I'm like, why the fuck would anybody post that if they shot him? But if it's from what they think is like a retaliation or self-defense, you know what I'm saying? They feel comfortable enough

to like, I guess, post that or share that. Or I don't know if somebody else on the side was recording that. But like the people who heard them, I guess, stuck around because they didn't feel like they did anything wrong type shit. You know what I'm saying? So it was like, it's interesting. I don't know. I mean, it kind of, I guess it's like what you believe, if you believe, like, Loireza is still

out here, like, hidden licks, you know, at this stage in his career. We don't know his business. We don't know if, you know, he's making a lot of money off his music or if he's making money other ways or anything like that but either way i mean like you know i hope he's hope he's okay hope he gets like the help he needs and shit you know i'm saying because shit it's always unfortunate to see just young people because we might think he's old and he's probably like 25 because we've known of him for so long you know what i'm seeing same thing like chief keep is like 24 25 and we think they're like old and everything when they lived a lot a lot has happened to them but you know what i'm saying it's like at the end of

day they're all young and shit you know it's always sad when somebody gets gets hurt or you know potentially like loses their life you know so yeah keep little recent your prayers yeah shit is crazy keep low 28 you see what i mean we're same age like that's young as fuck even though the homies think i'm old but that's another that's another story for another time the other day dunal was like 28 like what the fuck i'm like bro you were born in the year 2000 like shut up You eat tide pods. You never heard like tie pods. What did you mean?

You said eat tight pots? Yeah. You didn't hear about that? Like tight? That's how. That's how people clown like Gen Z, I guess you could say. Because there was a moment where kids were eating tight pods. Because there was like some weird trend like on YouTube a few years ago that like they were like damn these tidepods look so good.

I'm going to eat them and then like people were eating them. Yep. You never seen that? No. Yeah, it was a whole thing. That didn't get sick or anything? Yeah. It's like a high.

It's like the Whippets? No, it's not. Why the fuck? I don't think they got high. I think they just got really sick. Why the fuck is people doing the helium? Yeah. Hey, whip.

That's what Whippets is, right? Whippets. No, no, no, no, no, it's different. Oh. Helium makes your voice really high pitch and then whipits and like Naz does opposite and makes your voice really deep. Okay. But what is Whippets?

What's the correct way to use the whip it? To fill a blues. Yeah. Well, the Whippets, we use those at Starbucks to make a whipped cream. So you put in a thing. Oh, whip it. The whipped cream is supposed to be in there. Oh.

So it's heavy whipping cream. You put in there and it goes, so it makes it whipped cream. And you're in, you're inhaling the aerosol. So what you're saying is this is Starbucks fault because somebody at Starbucks was high. No, I feel like you could buy them at party supplies. Or I probably shouldn't say what you should buy it. You could buy them. I've seen the homies with like.

receipts like big boxes of like party supply stores and just like yeah bro you want one I'm like I'm good I'm good I haven't done Nass since I was like 18 and I'm pretty proud of that yeah I'm gonna five five five I've never tried that but I've never tried NOS I've jed right next to you were you're yeah you're in the jerkin era that's all there was wait what is Noges yeah and Naz and four locoes and four locals yeah what is Naz it's um nitrogen oxide Like the shit in the Fast and Fears movie? But how do you get it? What is it? Like, where do you? You go to a performance store. Yeah.

Go to a car performance racing store. No, you're not picking up what I'm putting it down. Like, how do you get it? Oh, like you put in a balloon. You put in a balloon. And then like, like, buy the balloon and then take the stuff? Like, well, you don't like tie the knot on the balloon. Like you, like, put it around.

You know, like you're filling up balloons. And then you hold it. And then you inhale it. Oh. It's similar to Whippets, but I feel like Whippets are probably easier, right? Yeah, I think it's the same high, right? 10 seconds of joy. Whippets are probably easier to get because I remember back in the day, like, the Nause shit was like, you had to like, we used to pull up on like the sloths and swap meet.

There were some guys that we knew. We'd be like, yo, like we got the 80 pound tank right here, or no, 20 pound tank. Like, how much can you fill it up for? They tell us like 80 bucks. We all pitch in on it. And then we go to the party supply store by a bunch of balloons. You know what I mean? And then we just like vibe out.

And, you know, a lot of times we would almost crash a car or, you know, wild shit. It sounds like you were in a party crew. Almost something like that. I'm glad everybody is smoking weed now. And whippets. Yeah. I can't wait for the whippets to get out of here. It's the thing.

It comes in and out. It comes in and out. But when you see grown-ass people doing it, like, it's, like, it's, a little different. Like, I can't imagine no grown-ass people in hell of the balloon. You didn't see the, you didn't see the stinks when they came? I heard them.

I heard the lip-and-talked. And they came with more. Like, they, like, ran out at some point and somebody went somewhere to get some more. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Shout to the stinks, man. I think that's it for this week. All right. I'll see y'all. I'm going to be out of here. I'm off to Hawaii.

You're going to Hawaii? Yes, sir, Oahu. What? Wait, what's Oahu? Did I just make up a word? No, that's, that's it. What is that? What is that?

Oahu. That's a city. Oh, it's a city. Oh, okay. I thought I was saying, like, peace out. What's you doing? What's you going for? Work.

You going to Hawaii to work? That's a lot. Loha. Aloha. Are you funding the whole trip? No. You split the trip? Yeah.

Between how many parties? I'll see you guys next week Mad lately I'm Rose Crensvick Genevues Gabe C We out