No Jumper - Mandii B tells insane hook up stories, goes IN on Nicki Minaj and Future, How She Started Podcasting

Episode Date: September 3, 2019

Shout out to our presenting partner Bluechew. Visit Bluechew.com and get your first order free when you use promo code Adam22. Just pay $5 shipping. --- New podcast host sensation and s*x positive influencer Mandii B from the infamous duo 'Whoreible Decisions', sat down with Adam and shared the craziest anecdotes on her sexcapades, her take on hip hop, and especially on female rappers! --- 00:24 Felon Bae, Attracted to tough guys, physical deformity 3:10 Hybristophilia - Women attracted to people who committed crime. 5:00 Black guys in jail finessing white women on the outside 6:10 Difference between race relations in other countries. Nigerian friend in London stopped by cops right before run. 10:20 Early days before the podcast 11:40 Podcast Origin. Device lost in her.. 13:50 Dating with the podcast, men can’t be monogamist, clubs, swinging, three ways. 20:50 Magnums smell bad, condom head trash. 24:56 10 times in one night 26:10 Pegging men, Being a dominatrix, Coaching Lena to prep Adam 28:50 Never slept with a white man 31:30 Allowing black men to be comfortable in their sexuality, being selfish with sex. Needing rounds. 34:22 Bad dick. Is Adam22 on Dick Yelp? 40:00 Pro-Choice and Pro-C****m 43:42 Chance the rapper album talk. People can’t take criticism. 45:35 Future hate, not a fan of his relationship with women or live shows. 47:10 Nicki Minaj is Lame (“Hiding like a little b****h.” Among today’s women talent.) Relationship with Megan the Stallion is for show. Doesn’t embrace women. 55:10 Joe Budden’s Pool Party 56:34 New found friendship with Joe Budden, slight beef back in the day. 59:00 Pokemon nicknames for her thing (Jigglypuff and Squirtle) 1:01:40 6ix9ine aftermath, rappers not being able to comeback after jail. 1:05:50 Doing it music --- FOLLOW OUR NEW SPOTIFY PLAYLIST! https://spoti.fi/2vi9lsD CHECK OUT OUR ONLINE STORE!!! http://www.nojumper.com/ SUBSCRIBE for new interviews (and more) weekly: http://bit.ly/nastymondayz Follow us on Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/nojumper and iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/no-jumper/id1001659715?mt=2 and follow us on Social Media: http://www.twitter.com/nojumper http://www.instagram.com/nojumper http://www.reddit.com/r/nojumper JOIN THE DISCORD: https://discord.gg/Q3XPfBm follow Adam22 as well: http://www.twitter.com/adam22 http://www.instagram.com/adam22 and follow adam22hoe on Snapchat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Really good at looking at the bright side. No jumper, coolest podcast in the world. We're in here today with Mandy from Horrible Decisions. How are you feeling? I'm feeling good. I'm feeling great. It's great to have you in here. Fellow podcaster, I'm sure this is going to be a prosperous conversation. You were just telling me about how somebody might actually enjoy the fact that I have a cracked kneecap and that it looks kind of funky. Yeah, we were talking about in a recent podcast, actually like that people get off by physical deformity sometimes. So like I dated this guy. I used to call him felon bay, but he was a felon. He did eight years. But he had a like scar on his cheek.

And I used to like love just to like touch it and ask about the story about how I happened in jail. Like and it just had a good story behind it. But it turned me on like the little scar on his cheek. So I just said someone would be turned on by your knee. So I guess we could just start there. You're one of these girls that is like clearly attracted to dudes who are sociopaths and have like the marks of sociopath. No. No.

I just speak for everyone like you may think it's ugly. Someone may be turned on by it. But you're talking about how this guy having been in jail and having. having had his face sliced open by an enemy gang member has you all turned on. I just want to try to identify that. Like, why is it the anti-social behavior seems to get you, I don't know, made him kind of bad.

Like, I don't really date bad guys. So I was just kind of into it. I'm really into like crime shows and stuff like that. I remember when he first came over. I was watching locked up raw. Right. And realize that,

oh shit. And he's like, let me fucking turn this fucking. No, I turned it to Shalomann because I was like, fuck. Like, this looks really bad.

I know you just got out from eight years. So Charlemian? was the most woke thing you could think of. Shallow Man. Not Charlaman. What the hell is shallow man? Is it shallow man? That's the,

it's the water guy, no? What, water guy? Am I saying a right goddamn superhero? Or is he a superhero? Aquaman? No, it wasn't that. It was another movie with like,

oh, okay. Okay, you're, I believe it was shallow man. I'm out of my depth, so I don't know. You are. Shallow man. Nobody in this room seems able to confirm that that's a real thing. Tony. Hollow man.

Man. Tony said. How many episodes of this you watch? I don't know. I be fucking up my words all the time. Shallow and hollow are the same word though, right? They're synonyms? It makes sense to me.

No, they're not synonyms. Oh, God damn. Don't get me fucking started. This is my thing. Men commit like 90% plus of the violent crimes or just crimes in general in our society. Women, for the most part, do not commit a lot of crimes. And I think when you actually look at the crimes that they do commit, a lot of times, you're going to find that they're, like, largely put up to them by men.

Like, you know, when you think about like boosting and shit, it's like it's typically a girl that there's a guy who's sort of commanding her to do this, whatever. Now you're seeing this huge trend where through all this mass analytical data like Netflix, some of these podcast apps having stuff, they're realizing that women just want to hear about violent crime. Yeah, for sure. And why? The question is why. And I feel like maybe this is my theory. And I'm not saying I'm married to it. Maybe we live in a society where, you know,

sort of carnal male instincts are so out of style and men are really not supposed to be. You know, we're having a lot of shaming of guys and they're sort of like natural propensity to be total pieces of shit. And so I think women kind of get turned on listening to these tales of the Ted Bundy's of the world who are, you know, pure evil. Okay, no, he's pure evil. That's something different. And you might not want to actually have sex with a Ted Bundy the same way that, you know,

most women don't actually want to be abused, but there's some extent to which sexually they want to sort of have that teased and peek through a little bit, right? So you're going to get on me if I say it, but that's actually called hybristophilia. Hybrstafilia? Hybrstophilia? Hybrstophilia is the attraction to people who have committed crimes. Okay. So it's what people do, like when they go on to, like, Inmate.com, and they literally seek

relationships with people who have been in jail. If you had a little less going for you in life, you think that you might be one of those girls? There's too much, like, free dick to get locked up dick. I like having sex too much. So I don't know about having a relationship with someone who can't fuck me. What is the purpose? The people who are writing letters to Charles Manson and shit and all those girls that are trying to date felons, I think that that's a problem.

They have some kind of mental issue that is like they don't want to actually be able to be around the person that they're seeing, I would assume. Because otherwise you could pick any old Tom Dick or Harry from the bar and probably have a more productive relationship than dating some guy that's in jail. But it's also they have all of the control to know where that person is. They know that they now. are getting attention from someone who just wants the attention from someone on the outside. So I think it's a huge insecurity thing too, like where you have the control of knowing where

he's at all time. So you're not worrying about who he's with when he's not with you. It's all that shit. And, you know, I've talked to dudes who were in jail, like straight up, you know, gang type dudes who are doing, you know, 20 years. And they talk about these fucking overweight white women that write them letters in jail. They talk about it like it's the biggest jug on earth. I'm like, yo, like, yeah, I was getting.

commissary lit up by this bitch for 10 years and then I got out and I never even went to see her. But wait, did you see Joe Birds on Netflix? No. So you have to watch it. It's about the women who are incarcerated. Okay. But they also bring in the guys.

And this guy has the girl who locked him up who locked him up because he stabbed her. Okay. He's dating a white woman on the outside, trying to get the woman on the inside to recant her story and was like, there's no way he abused you. I don't believe it. And it was a white woman and I was like, oh my God. Men, mind games. No, that's what they're good at.

I feel like I can say this. My mom's white. So, I mean, and she dated black men her whole life. So here we are. So you're white and what? I'm white and Jamaican. Jamaica, really? Yeah, she liked Islandman.

That's tight. Yeah. Shout out to her. I would think that I would be doing the same thing if there's a white woman just out here trying to get scandalous. Why is it getting scandalous for getting black dick? Not black dick in general. I just feel like the Jamaicans are really like, you know, they're going to dagger with you.

They're going to do all those crazy-ass dance. smooth with you. Like, I just feel like if you want to get into it, it's like if you want to have an exciting fling, they're like, most of the Jamaican guys I know seem like they would probably be able to deliver. Yeah. Yeah, they all say shit, but you said my guys they shit. All men ain't shit.

So here we go with that. I was loving listening to your story about this fucking Nigerian dude who tried to take you on a run. Which, oh, yeah. And then you got arrested outside the club or whatever. No, it was awful. When I was in London, I literally feared for my whole fucking life. Yeah, he tried to go on a.

run with us and I was like, no, you're not driving with anything in your fucking car. And we ended up getting pulled over right before we made it to the club. And he didn't get arrested. He didn't get arrested because they didn't find anything in the car. But we were on the way to get shit to be in the car. So I'm like, thank God you didn't do your fucking pickup. I found that so interesting because it's like, I think everybody when they start going in Europe or England in general, specifically has that moment where they realize like,

oh shit, race relations are so fundamentally. different here that all of my assumptions about what like like your dynamic yeah yeah that inherently American like when you were assuming like that this dude was about to get shot by the cop because he started yelling at it that's such an American thing to assume it brought like PTSD like and I didn't know I even had it because like so all I did is black men but I don't put myself I feel like in those positions here like I know I'm not riding around in the car going on runs with you so when I was in another country doing I was like nah I don't roll like that but when we got pulled over and he did he started like shouting at the cops

cops. All I was like, I kept telling him like, yo, you got to shut the fuck up. Like, they kill people who look like you. Like, you got to stop. I didn't even know that I guess in London, they don't carry actual loaded guns and stuff like that. So, but I didn't know that. And the cops, their demeanor just seems different in the sense that they're way more likely to try to calm you down. If you start tweaking out on them, I've noticed that in my experience. Yeah, but here clearly that's not the fucking case. Like you're scared for your life if you just get pulled over for, you know, fucking going past the stuff. When I get pulled over by the cops, I'm like both hands on the wheel, turn the music off, crack the window.

Like, I'm totally... Wait, wait. You feel that way? Well, yeah, and I probably shouldn't feel... I don't feel that way to the extent that I'm sure a person of color feels. I got tattoos on my face. I'm just kind of assuming the worst, you know? And it's also like my car stinks like weed. And it's like realistically, I probably do have something illegal in the car.

So it's, you know, I just feel like I need to just check all my bases, you know? Realistically, I wish whoever's watching this could smell your student because it's loud. As soon as we walk the door, like it's loud in here. It's a good time to mention. and this delicious no jumper cush that we have on deck here, which I swear, it's the best stuff you ever tasted in life. Yeah, I was like, ooh, we're going to smell like weed leaving out of here.

Yeah, it's actually weird. A lot of people come in here, and that's kind of their reaction is like, wow, it smells like weed in here. And I remember, like a lot of people just don't go into sort of like a dank weed-soaked basement that often. No, never. I don't think it's legal in New York yet. Oh, yeah, I know. It was terrible.

You know, it was in that moment when you were talking about how you basically, like, we're willing to jump out of the car to avoid going on this run with this sketchy, you do that you were hanging out with when I just realized like that's a New York girl right there because if you're a chick who grows up in New York, you just have to learn the craziest instincts to protect yourself from all the dudes who are trying to take advantage of you or get you wrapped up in sketchy shit. And like I was just impressed when I heard you immediately recognized that you are on a run. And I was like, yeah, that's a New York chick right there. I've been in New York for seven years, but I'm from Florida. I'm from Orlando, 47 Chappasper City. But, but.

Florida isn't even weird. Yeah, Florida is super even more weird. But yeah, I'm literally abroad and that's exactly what I do. Like I opened the door while it was moving. I said, nah, you're not taking me on this run. And then my friend had to get me back in the car and they turned around to take us to the club. And it was a long night. But yeah, literally had I let them go on that run and we got pulled over.

They took my passport and everything. It was like, you're going to get it back upon us not finding anything in this fucking vehicle. Right. And I'm like, I don't know them, bro. They're like, so was this an Uber driver? I said, damn near. I don't know these. You know.

And yeah. They weren't going to allow me to really say that I didn't know these men. Right. Yeah. Yeah. You've been in situations like that in the States where you got pulled over and were able to get off on just being the girl because it's like if I were just happened to be with those dudes, I would not be given probably the same. No, probably not. But they seem like they were ready to take both of us.

And my friend is a German citizen. So they took both of our shits and we were both just like, oh, we're fucked. What were you doing in London? Just hanging out. Oh, okay. I like to travel for fun. What were you doing in your life that led you up to realizing that you were good enough on camera to have a successful podcast? So my podcast, we didn't know it was going to be this successful.

We just talk about sucking dick and eating and all that shit. And everybody in New York starts a podcast at one point or another in their life. So it's kind of like, it's easy to forget that like it's very rare to become popular. Well, prior to doing that, I was doing sports. So this is like a complete 180. I actually was a sports blogger for about five years. I did credential media with the NBA. I did a lot of that.

And then I stopped doing the blogging. As you see, it kind of went down. No one really blogs anymore as much. And I got into school. So I was like, okay, I'm going to like become wiping material now. Let me become an accountant. So I went back to school and became an accountant. And I literally just left my accounting career.

How liberating is that? It's dope. It's dope. So to be able to do what I want, but also to be making money literally talking. about sex is like it's dope. So when you started thinking about the podcast thing, were you thinking immediately it was like sex just the obvious thing that you just knew more about than anything else? Well, I had a podcast before that called Point Takeman.

It was a sports podcast with Thousand and Lamar Woodley, who is a retired NFL player. He played for the Pittsburgh Steelers. So we did a remote podcast, but it was just hard with all of our schedules. Stopped it. Weezy, who's my co-host, came to me and was like, hey, if I know a girl who's a, you know, as big a hoe as me and wants to fucking talk about sex, it's you. So let's get on the story. And it just so happened to how to condom stuck in my pussy while we were talking about planning for this fucking podcast.

Stuck? Like, how much work did you put in to get it out? No. So the guy, we realized it was gone. And because he couldn't pull it out, we ended up going again, which probably is why I got extra stuck. So normally a condom gets stuck in your pussy just falls out. Right. Two days later, it still wasn't.

So we went to the gyno together so they could pull the condom out of my pussy. And this was literally what made our first. our first episode. Do you make the guy go with you while you're... No, but he tried, like, he pulled his phone out and, like, put the flashlight on. Like, and he was digging. I said, you got to get it out. So my legs are fucking spread wide open.

He's like, with his camera on his iPhone, literally with his fingers trying to search for this goddamn condom. And he didn't get it out. He couldn't find it. How long have you known this guy when this happened? This was our first time fucking. He's just a lightweight of gynaecologist. This was literally our first time fucking. And I was like, oh, Jesus.

Christ. Let me ask you this. I feel like you are somebody who probably at various times in your life has gotten in a lot of trouble for just talking like when you're in school, just talking about the things that you wanted to talk about. And I know I certainly was. And then it's interesting to see like that you now are like monetizing stuff that like almost everything. There's probably 10 things you already said in this conversation that would have got you like kicked out of any kind of school. Yeah. So I'm just very unfiltered. But I feel like there's like two sides. to me. So even when I was in school, I'm, I'm super into my books. I'm super, I think, I don't want to say intelligent, but yeah, I'm book smart. So it was easy to talk to the teachers. I made straight days. I graduated cum laude. Like, yeah. You're also like in the back of the class just like talking about nuts and shit. Yeah, well, that too. And sexting and sleeping at the same time. Yes. Right. Wait, sexing and sleeping and sleeping at the same time. Those were the things that I was doing in class. I was sexing someone and not really paying attention or sleeping. But was there any sort of like moment where you sort of realize like, oh, this is who I am, is that I'm going to be this sex positive podcaster because that's kind of a leap.

You know, there's a lot of people who people trying to take it for granted that there aren't, you know, recordings of them talking about all their deepest, darkest secrets. And that's sort of, that's something to give up. That's the problem with dating right now. Like, I just met this guy and he's like really nice. And he's like, oh, so I started listening to your podcast. And I'm just like, no, let me block your IP address because like literally things that are on my podcast. We're about 150 episodes in. I've talked about my abortion.

I've talked about an MMF threesome. I've talked about, you know, having threesomes with my friends and fucking a lot of my friends. And so now it's just like, damn, so if we date, I don't know if you're going to be okay

with me hanging with my friends since, you know, I fuck them too. Yeah, it's going to take a very specific type of dude to be able to handle it, I guess, right? Well, I mean, I like sex clubs. So, I mean, I would need someone

who's open to maybe the swinging lifestyle. So now it's just having those conversations about non-monogamy and what is it you're actually looking for? because I don't, I know men can't be monogamous in my mind. I think they lied to any woman when they're like, yeah, let's be committed in our exclusive relationship with just each other. That's why everyone cheats and that's why women spend so many, so much of their time looking for their partners to cheat.

It's like a lot of, I feel like a lot of women are kind of self-sabotizing with that because they just want something to be able to like obsess over and try. Like a lot of chicks, especially chicks who start dating rappers and shit and like just act oblivious like they don't understand what's gonna happen but it's act it's actors it's athletes it's rappers it's the fucking guy who works at fedex it's i mean we all watch marie them they be some regular nays right everybody's work at the fucking post office and you still don't know if to quontas is your baby daddy and all that shit like no like everyone's everyone cheats they just it just depends if you get called or not i feel like me and my girl have a good thing going because

we just fuck girls together and also i'm so easy i'm so busy with my fucking job that i can't even imagine what it would be like to have enough time to put it into like working on some side pussy right now. It just feels like, wow, that would be such an undertaking. So who bring the girls? Like, do you get to ever pick the girls or does she pick the girls and brings them in? Yeah. I mean, you got to be careful about when you ask and stuff like that. But if there was like a girl that I had met randomly that I could like, you know, I'll meet a

girl and sort of feel her out or whatever. But then I'll just like bring it to my girl and be like, yo, this girl wants to hang out with us. Actually, she's caught me multiple times where I was just lying and I was like, yo, this girl wants to hang out with us. And then I told the girl, you know, Elena wants to. hang out with you and sort of like just created the threesome by telling them both that the other one wanted to do it. Oh, so you lied. Okay. Yeah, but I got caught doing that a few times. I didn't realize that that was bad. Yeah, um, you need to be honest. First off. Um, I wanted to like,

have you ever asked her to have sex with a girl that you've already had sex with? Yeah, a bunch of times. That's the easier route to go, no? Um, because at least you know both girls are going to be into you. No, yeah, that's cool. But I mean, and for us, for the most part, I feel like we end up mostly hooking up with like porn stars or strippers or like chicks who are kind of, you know, that works easy then. Yeah, because at a certain point it's kind of like, when you're

hooking up with random girls, they're not just, they're just not with the shits to the same. Like, you know, like, like, I'm friends with a lot of regular girls who are with the shits. Right. No, no, totally. But you could tell who is. Like, when we were in London, there was a girl like hitting us up that if I had a classifier, I would say she was kind of like a rap groupy type

chick. She definitely had like a photoist smoke perp and like I was just kind of like you know in my head it's like I know smoke perp I know that smoke perp probably isn't hanging out with you for just no reason but whatever so like you know I'm like we hung out with her and we went out and we were like getting drunk they're trying to get coke at four in the morning and I'm just getting reminded of like oh yeah this is why we prefer to hang out with professionals because these girls like you know it's like a lot of girls when they want to like go get into some slutty shit their their idea of what they're going to do is get fucked up until like eight in the morning where it'll just kind of like, no, we're just

happened. just sort of happen. It's like, I'm not trying to hook up with somebody that needs to get like incapacitated to fuck around. I think that, yeah, no, no, no, no. And was it, no, it wasn't my, we just had the conversation like that. Even some guys just shouldn't even be fucking girls when they're drunk. That's why you're getting in this case with the Me Too movement and everything like

that. But I, that shit gets scary. That's a tough one because like I could be hanging with you tonight and we go, I want to go to the bar. Then we go to the club. You pop bottle. we've already agreed we're going to have sex, but now we're drunk. It's a very tricky, tricky, slippery slope.

And it's not fair for the men. It's not. Me and my girl had these fucking girls that I met in here. And they're just cool ass, like strippers slash like rap video girls or whatever. And we, what? The way you classify bishes is funny as fuck. You got to be. You're like a rapper and actor.

I'm like a video girl. Stripper. Yeah. But you're like, that's pretty much how you're classifying everyone. I feel like they would be okay with being classified that way. They know what it is. Do they? I mean, it's a job.

You're in the new young third video. Then you know you're a video girl, right? No, it's so funny because like I said, I was listening to your Tiana and Brittany interview. And you literally called her a video girl. She's like, but what video have I been in? Name it. But you can't. She's like, I'm an author.

I'm like, bitch, where's the book? I ain't seen that book. My girl actually listened to the book. No, she has a book. She told me the book took like three and a half hours to listen to her. I'm like, that's not a book. That's a little pamphlet or something, Britney. but that's just me um what the fuck you're saying i don't listen i'm oh sex was being drunk

and incapacitated wait is that is it incapacitated yeah but okay let me just throw this out there wait isn't that when i was more of just a regular ass jabroney it was kind of like you know all the people i know who just go to the bar they're just like going to the bar and everybody's just getting so wasted together and fucking each other. And when I think about it now, it's like as a person who hasn't been to the bar and like part of that sort of culture in many years, it just seems so dangerous. Like, holy shit, you guys are really taking your fucking freedom into your own hands by going out and fucking drunk-ass girls every night.

Oh my God. And I really just did. I just had a one-night stand here in L.A. And I haven't had a one-night stand all year. And we were fucking fucked up as hell. And I went and fucked on the beach. Right. Yeah.

Which I was with a stranger. Well, essentially. He could have killed. But I did share my location with my friends. So now with Chef, I put it in the group chat. That's good. I'm glad you made it through that. Me too.

My purse didn't. Yeah, I saw that you lost that. Yeah, so it was stolen. Is that on the beach? It had to be. Someone must have walked up and took it because we like fucked a couple rounds on the beach. And I was tired. I was drunk and I kind of fell asleep for a little bit.

A couple rounds. Yeah, we did. We went three rounds. So that's why I'm saying someone had to come up and take it. Because he's like, well, no, you didn't bring it. But I'm like, yes, I did because I pulled the condom out of my fucking. Oh, so this is this guy. You were doing this on the beach?

Yeah, we fucked on the beach. Impromptu. Inprompatology session on the beach. No, seriously. Like, I haven't fucked on the beach. I told you we fucked on the beach, bro. Oh, I had one. Well, I had the skin condom, but he had two other ones.

He had, I don't like Magnum. So when he pulled out Magnum, I like- You don't like Magnum? No, first off, they stink. I think guys just pull it out because it's like, oh, it's a gold rapper. But them shit's fucking stink. They stink?

They smell bad. They smell awful. They make your pussy smell and your dick, especially if you want me to still suck your dick after you put it on. I'm not like, without talking about my penis too much, I'm going to be honest. The magnum or something bigger is kind of required. If I throw on a regular size condom, it just doesn't really work.

Yeah, but they have large condoms in other brands. Oh, okay. I've just been rocking with Magnum because that's just when you think about a bigger condom. Well, just know. If a woman fucks you and allows you to put on a magnum, she really likes you and really wants your dick because the shit stinks. You're the first person I've ever heard talk down on Magnums. Um, you must not listen to the show.

Every woman that I know is not here for magnum condoms. They fucking stink and they taste bad. So if you want to come in my fucking mouth. So, no, so let me break it down. I am not, I am not sucking condom dick, but the person that I currently have sex with, we fuck with a condom, but I like for him to come in my mouth when we're done. Right. So he pulls the condom off when he's ready to bust and he comes in my mouth. So I'm normally tasting whatever condom he had on.

If you take the condom off to come in her mouth, then you really want to come in her mouth. That's crazy. I ask that. I'm like, you're going to come in my mouth, right? If I'm going to fuck a girl with a condom, I'm definitely going to come inside her because, you know, it's like you get to come inside her. Yes, there's a piece of rubber that's preventing it from coming through and everything, but it's like that enjoyable feeling of not having to pull out. Never mind having to pull out and then jerk the fucking condom off and then vigorously jerk off. So we're communicating when this is happening.

So I know when he's going to come and he's like, I'm about to come. and I'm literally turning around while he's pulling the condom off. And it just, we have, we're in sync with it now. Okay? But I think it feels better when I continuously suck you until you start shaking more than you just busting in me. So like you get every drug. But like with my girl, like we, there's no birth control, no, no, no condoms, no, no pill, no nothing. Oh, y'all trying to have a baby.

Nah, but I'm fucking her for like three years without a condom and I just pull out every single time. Okay. That method is very high school of y'all, but that's cute. That's really cute that you think to pull off. method is gonna fucking work. Three years, I'm telling you. I feel like Hugh Hethner. Like, I'm just, I feel like someone who is really in control of my nut to the point

where I trust my own nut. You sound like so many men and they're all probably like, hell yeah, no, you can't like, you can get pregnant on pre-com. You could, but it's pretty unlikely. No, it's pretty unlikely. The whole, every woman in the studio laugh because no, bro. But I'm in fucking girls with no rubber for like 20 years and I haven't got anyone pregnant. And yes, I've worn rubbers and shit, but like just not that much.

Well, in the age of casual sex, you probably did get someone pregnant, but they didn't know if it was you or maybe the other two guys. They had unprotected sex with that much, so they just took care of it themselves. And really, up until recently, I was the kind of guy where if I got a girl pregnant, you would probably definitely want to get rid of it. Well, I don't know. You're kind of a big deal now. They might actually want to keep it now. Now I feel like a lick, you know? You feel like a lick?

At least a little bit, you know? Oh, my God. I'm not going to lie. Yeah, like me too. Like, I feel like I'm kind of popping now. So I don't send nudes anymore. Now getting you knocked up as a thing. You might have a dude with a hole poked on the conum just to get on the blogs and shit.

No, no, no. You just want to get on the pod. I would hope. I would fucking hope not. No, I don't even send nudes to guys, especially if I feel like I make more money than them. Like,

I don't want to end up on anything. Right. No, that's smart. I mean, you're Jamaican. You've got that self-preservation instinct. You're just convinced that like the world is out to get you and that like, something bad is going to happen if you're not really, really careful.

Is that a Jamaican thing? Well, when I was saying you're a New York girl and now I don't feel comfortable. knowing that you grew up in Broward County or whatever. Orange Cali. I just want, I don't know. I just feel like there's,

there's a certain, like, a Jamaican young lady grows up with. They have to be really, really careful. Facts. I always feel that. Dude,

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I don't know if you heard. So me and Leno were talking about. talking and hanging out yesterday. And was I not getting her prepared? I was like, listen, you're totally going to be able to get into Adam's booty hole very soon. So I, like, gave her just the rundown on how to, like, ease you into it. However, she did say she fucked up because I guess you did let her stick a finger in there

and she went too hard. Listen, listen, listen, listen. The finger did not make it in. It's just... She penetrated it too hard. Well, she was getting all robbed up. We're hooking up. She's going down on me.

She's sucking my balls, whatever. And she starts kind of like rubbing her finger down there. And I didn't immediately say no. And she tried to like start inserting it. But the thing is she had nails going on. Yeah, we talked about that. I felt some sort of like cutting. And you know, I never noticed any sort of ramifications from this.

Maybe I was just paranoid in my head. But it felt like there was some kind of friction, some kind of blood being drawn down there. So I said no. And then I've been completely, I just, listen, I had a colonoscumia earlier this year. And having that doctor's finger in my ass where he was just really. rubbing around there and trying to figure out what was going on inside of my car. No, it really convinced me that I never wanted to have anything in there. I think I'm just so heteronormative, so binary, just so, I'm just the last of a dying breed. I'm like a John Wayne type who just

doesn't want a finger in his butt. But your G spot is there. So you could essentially have an orgasm that you've never felt before in your life. Allegedly. I've heard that there's a deconement. Listen, that doctor didn't hit it. No. Can you wet this wood, would you? Was he, was he, well, he was just testing your health in there. I don't think. he was looking to make you bust a nut while he was filling your prostate. But I don't know. He kind of had a lisp. I kind of felt like he probably wanted to get me going, you know?

Because he had a list. I was getting vibes from him that he might have been gay. Okay. Yeah. Okay. Well, that would be a great job for someone who's gay. I'm not going to lie.

That's what I was thinking. I'm like, is this just a complete and total coincidence that you're kind of given, like, my gay door, which I agree is probably not super accurate. I was kind of thinking like, yo, I think you're into this. He wanted to, yeah. Well, I gave her some tips on maybe how she could try again.

And you guys can like shop for the size together that you guys want. Like so you can start off really small. Let me ask you this. How did you get interested in exploring men's anal cavities? I really, I wish I knew. Like the first booty hole that I fingered, I was only like 21 or 22. But I'm like really dumb. I like being in control.

And it sounds really weird because I hate to use the word violate, but I like to kind of like feel like. Make them feel like a bitch. I like, yes. Like I've had a guy call me daddy before. So, get out. You are out of the group chat. Wait, why?

Jimmy, you're out. No, Jimmy, I don't talk. I don't think I've ever had anyone named Jimmy. I would hope not actually to be right. No, that's kind of a white guy name. I haven't had pink dick ever in my life. Ever? Dude, if I was single, I was thinking about that, I'd probably be kind of offended.

I would kind of be like, like, even regardless of we're vibed, I would be kind of offended by the idea that I was excluded just off the color of my skin. I mean, so that's the thing and I was telling her too. Like, I've been tricked. Like, in porn, it's just the picture of the dick. And it's kind of brown skin. And then I look and it's a fucking Italian. And I was like, oh, fuck.

Okay, I guess. Yeah. So, I mean, there are some guys, I guess, that have, like, brown dicks. But that, what, so the color is the main thing? Yeah. It reminds me of, like, what comes out of the dog. Like, when the dog, like, when his little dick falls out. Oh.

No, like when the dogs become aroused. You fucked a white guy with a lipstick dick? No. You ever see a dog's dick? I have seen a dog's dick. I have seen a dog fake. It is kind of bright red. It's really red, but that's even in porn.

I've seen some like that. It just doesn't arouse me. And then I'm a size queen. So maybe that's also me just with a stereotype that black guys have bigger dicks. I don't fucking out. One thing I find really interesting is that the subgenre of porn, it's not like there aren't like white guys that have huge dick, but the giant dick subgenre of porn is 100% black dude. It's BBC.

It's crazy. But I have seen white dicks that are like, oh, shit, that's kind of big. But even the whole genre, yeah, big dicks is black men, which is why black men are fetish size and everything like that, I'm sure. It must be hard for all the black dudes out there. Shout out to all my small-dicked black guys, right? You know, and I don't want a little dick, shame, because a lot of my friends like small dicks. They do.

I swear to. What librarian? They're not librarian, no. They don't like the pain. So a lot of them like smaller dicks. I mean, let's be real, there's different sized vaginas as well. There's definitely a lot of girls out there who, like, Like I straight up was like struggling to get my penis in at some point in my life.

Were they wet? Yeah. But I'm saying like even me and Lena have a thircum with this girl. Oh my God. I could not believe. And she's a porn star. So it's not like she's new at this. And she it was so hard to get it in.

She scampers off into the other room and comes back with this hemp lube. And it proceeded to immediately become incredibly easy to get it. It was really weird. Oh wow. Yeah. Hemp is like like from CBD or THC or yeah. From the Cush. Some of that shit.

I guess. Yeah. Yeah. I saw that. They just apparently legalized it in Texas or some shit. I was just listening. Right. Okay. Let's back. Back to you exploring men's booty holes. So it's, oh my God. It's not even exploring anymore. I just like, I feel like there's a lot of people who should be able to experience everything they want to experience. And sexually, we don't allow specifically a lot of black men to experience the things that they want to necessarily. So I just like to make people really comfortable and try everything. Like,

I brought a guy to a sex club before. That was the first time for them. Like I do, I like to be the first for a lot of things because then I know that that guy will remember me for the rest of his life. That is cool. Yeah, because like me and my girl,

I've told the story like a hundred times on him, but me and my girl were at the ABN Awards and there was a sex party and we decided like, oh, cool. Like, let's go, let's go check it out. Let's see what it's like. We walk in and there's like, like women wearing strapons, banging men in the ass in the middle of the room.

I'm going there. I'm going there. And it's in this like, like big boxy room in Vegas behind some guy's house is like a mansion you like walk through the mansion and then all of a sudden you're in this crazy layer there's girls tied up people that whip in and shit wild shit i could easily tap you in because like please i'm trying to go i know people out who like were part of organizing this or some shit i was so weirded out to be honest why i never really wanted to see a guy got fucked in the house the strap on me honest it's like in that moment i was just

like wow i am so not gay like i really know right now that i'm not No, what's crazy is that, well, you're not gay if you're getting pegged. I was so weird about it. Because that's a woman, you're a man. Gay is two men together, same sex, sex. Okay, fair enough. See, yeah, that's what you got to tell yourself. No, but even, even Lina yesterday was just like, oh, bitch, I'm more vanilla than you.

And I'm just like, you're on porn hub and you're more vanilla than me. The fuck. Come the fuck on. But I could see how she's right because I feel like you are sort of like jet-setting, like, you're just hanging out all these different dudes. And like realistically, me and her are sex like outside of like doing threysms and like anal and stuff. It's like it. It isn't like that wild. I mean, three sums and anals are a lot to a lot of people.

To a lot of people. But then when you compare it to somebody who's like going to sex clubs like a lot and like you're talking about getting 10 rounds on a beach and a night and shit. I'm like holy shit. But also like you're like combining so many stories together. These are different. Whatever you have to say. Fine. But yeah.

I mean. So you just like that feeling of dominating. a guy. So is it like every guy that you end up spending time with is a potential mark for you in the strap on? Is like, no, like now I don't have sex just to have sex. Like I said, this one night stand was like the first one that I've had all year. I'm very, I'm into vetting who I'm having sex with now. So if I don't feel like we're on the same page, then I won't have sex with you. Like, I have sex now to please me. So we can decide, you know, what you're into. I'll let you know what I'm into, if we can compromise to us both experiencing these things, but I'm about my pleasure.

So if you're just like, oh, I want to take it down. Okay, well, I'll pass. And then I also don't want someone who fucks one round and then goes to sleep. So if you can't go rounds, I don't want to fuck you. So, like, I like, I vet all this shit. Bro, I've been in a relationship for three years and it feels like the scene has gotten so much more competitive because bitches are really out here exposing motherfuckers for having bad dick. And I've laid a lot of bad dick in my life. Like, I've definitely had a lot of girls come on in my life where I gave them like that solid like two minutes bump in and then I fell asleep. Yeah. Oh no. You got to go. My yelp review were going to be bad now. Are you, do you have a

dick yo? You saw that there's a dick yoke. Oh, actually, I heard about those on Joe Blum's podcast, but I didn't know what I was going to do. Yeah. There's a real page. So, oh, I got to see if you have one. No, for real. But that like now I feel like if I was back on the single scene that I would have to be like having coke on me and shit because I feel like that's the best way to if you want to, besides bluechew.com, you code out of 22. Cocaine is a. Really, really good way to control how long you're fucking. Well, you know what? This sounds like white people shit to me.

Like, I'm in L.A. And all these girls are talking about Coke. I'm just like, no. Yeah. In Spanish Harlem, we don't do that. Well, I don't fuck, like, all the guys that I fuck are, like, weed smokers. They'll smoke weed, but none of them do hardcore drugs. Yeah.

No. All the biggest gangsters I know do coke and they just don't talk about it publicly. No. I fuck people who get drug tested. What? You fucking people with jobs, you shit? No, yeah. Really?

I swear to God, they have jobs. or their athletes. Oh my gosh. That's a harsh life. I know. No, it really is. It fucking sucks. That is so crazy.

But no, like I was dating like a lawyer. Like outside. The felon was on parole. So he definitely couldn't do that. Like, yeah, I date people who have drug tests. That's wild. Dude, that's so crazy to be an adult and still be like basically grounded. Like I just can't.

Oh, yeah. I have friends who are on probation and shit who are like they're not supposed to be doing drugs. But then they always just end up going to jail again because they just can't stop. Yeah. Well, that's what happened. when I was dating felon bait like three months since I was dating he violated parole and I was like see fucking over some week really that is

fucked up and he was locked up for like three months yeah oh my god from November to to January and they got out wow they got mad because I didn't write him and you're that type I was like what the fuck no I'm not a writer die no I'm fucking not I told him when we met I said just so you know if you get locked up again

I'm not putting money on your books and I'm gonna fuck whoever when you're in there right so you couldn't imagine yourself being in anything even sort of committed at this point or what? No, I want a relationship. Absolutely. Yeah. But we have to be on the same page. You know, you're one of the only people, they're probably the only person I've ever interviewed. Yeah, definitely the only person I've ever interviewed who has actually been in my house because it's like, number one, it's brand new. First off, your house is lit. I was like, oh, the wealth. Y'all are

fucking rich. Well, we got some money now, but I feel like every time I walk into that house, I'm just sort of thinking of like, this is a couple years of not buying any design. clothes or really any clothes in general. Right, right. No, well, you guys did fucking good. I mean, we're just like... That shit is nice. We just don't, we make a good amount of money and we don't spend any money on anything. And she said I can come over and get in the pool, so we're about to have a party.

The pool. The pool is a good time. Skinny dipping. Skinny dipping. Everything has to come off. You know, it's so weird because there's a certain place that when you're standing in the yard where somebody could potentially see over the fence and see what you're doing, like right from the road, but they would have to be in exactly the right spot. Like, even when I was on the beach, we definitely saw people walking by and I just, I got

louder. Oh, that's hot, though. That's hot for sure. I remember once I'm even going to the bar back in the long beach days and then we ended up fucking in the alley behind the bar against the fence. See, that's hot. I know. And the fucking bar owner came out and like yelled something sarcastic at me. And I said, shut the fuck up. At the same time, like, I really thought it was hot. No, that is. I like fucking a TGI of parking lot. Like, yeah, when I was younger. So, like, I like that type of, you know, fun shit. That's like just proven that you're like really down for some shit. But like, are you that religious about condoms? Because I feel like if you're Am I what?

Are you that religious about condoms? No, I'm here for condoms. So I like to know that my period is coming every month. And when I go and get tested, I don't want to be like, okay, who could it possibly be from if there's anything there? So, yeah, no. Oh, you already said you have an abortion, but you're definitely not trying to have a number one. I had an abortion when I was in high school. So, yeah, I'm almost 30 now.

Oh, shit. And haven't had a scare since then. So. Right. Yeah. Well, that's good. I like condom dick. I like not, you know, being scared.

It's so hard for me to even imagine, like, like, like, I'm almost. I mean, I guess I could fuck a girl one time with a condom, but it's like... Wait, only once? Then by the second time, you're like... By the second time, I got to be like, yo, go get the test done for sure. Like me and my girl, every girl that potentially we have three somewhere, we're just like, you gotta get tested. Do you also make them take a plan B after? No, I anything about that.

I'm telling you, I got control. Yo, get the... How old are you? 35. And you still really think that way? Yeah. I think you've been manipulated by the fake news media to tell you that. No, there's no fake news media.

Yeah, that's why even my friend now, she, well, shit, my co-ho talks about doing the rhythm method. And I'm like, girl, an app is not going to tell you when you can and cannot get pregnant. Go the fuck. Like, I don't believe that shit. So she tracks like, oh, well, this app said I can get pregnant only during these, this time of the month. And I'm like, you're really basing getting pregnant on an app. Come on. I'm not really worried about that.

I'm just worried about just being able to hold it in. I don't believe that the precom is actually going to do anything. You just don't believe it. Okay. I never, well, that's fine. I don't believe in much science either. but I still feel like, I still feel like, oh, that's like there's proven facts that people have gotten pregnant.

What is? Yeah. Occasionally. Like one time, 1984 in Russia. Yeah. It was like one case of like something. Yeah, I don't know. I really feel like I'm doing a disservice to the community by just acting like condoms are

uncool though because you know there's a lot of impressionable minds out there watching this. Yeah, no. So please tell them to fucking wrap it up because that's why everyone has all of these fucking STDs and why all of these women are posting. their sonograms are not they niggas. Like we're having all these baby showers and no weddings. And then somehow we have all these girls that are just coming up mysteriously pregnant, but they have no partners.

Wow. What the fuck is it? Wow. Yeah, it's because everyone's fucking each other wrong and just busting in each other. Yeah, especially when you have money in a check, they're going to keep it.

But the progressive woke version of this, the Murphy Brown approach is supposed to be that, no, we want single women to be making babies. What? No the fuck. No the fuck we don't. You're not a white feminist.

No, I, yeah, wrong bitch. Definitely not. No, absolutely not. I believe in having control of your body. So, of course, I'm pro-choice. I am pro-condums because I feel like there's a lot of men who feel like we made the baby ourselves, and that's not how to fucking happen. So you guys get to go on and live your fucking lines.

Why now I have to have a two-bedroom because I have to fucking have a baby to provide for it. My bills are more. And then y'all come and act like child support isn't being used right because I have a new fucking outfit. Get the fuck out of here. That's what they say. Yeah, no, they out here thinking that child support is not going to. the baby it's going to the woman that's fucked up like guys really be paying like 400 a month thinking they doing something that's a lunatic isn't guc man paying 25k a month so not everyone is

guc man y'all be talking about these rich ass people like they are not the majority 400 bucks a month that's all i got to pay for child support wait what is um what is blake griffin paying isn't he paying like 200 000 or some shit can you can you look that i swear that is one rich house baby he's paying a lot of fucking money a month is fucking crazy yeah i was gonna look at out, but I'm just going to take a word for it. This is a fact check-free podcast. Yeah, okay, cool, because I didn't want to pull up Google either. I'm like, oh, it's probably going to be a dick that pops up.

You need to have a research agent. I do believe Lou is actually over there looking like Jay Cole looking it up. You know, hey. How much? $258K a month for a baby. A $3 million baby. You tell me what you could possibly do. Is that not insane?

What is the baby doing with $3 million? Is that not insane? Okay, now that's a little much. But apparently, like, they break it down. and because of what he makes per month like it's really only like maybe $1,000, $60 a month for someone making a comparable

like $100,000. Do you see the video of Gucci Main's wedding because I'm telling you the 25K of month ain't much either. Yeah, no fucking shit. Yeah. No fucking shit, but I mean... Yeah, I don't think she was getting much money

while, you know, he was locked up and stuff. And he had her out living in the bando. That's how he knows he's a real gangster. He didn't even give a shit about his baby mama just in the hood. That's terrible. That's wild, right? So gangsters don't give a fuck about their baby moms.

Look at the narrative the Adam 22 is putting out. I just want you out of see. I need John to hear this. You're offended by me saying that Gucci main is a gangster? Yes. Maybe not these days, but you know, he's kind of... You think, like, he actually killed someone?

You interviewed a lot of rappers. Like, do all of them, like, you think live the lives like they rap? No, but I mean, some significant percentage of them have done, you know, some significant amount of stuff in the streets or whatever. Gucci's like the rare person that killed somebody, got off on self-defense. Everybody knows about it. And he's just out here walking around. living his best life. It's kind of like a weird combination because, you know, it's like

most people who are out here living like, like, you know, nobody's really all that interested in Big Sean just living a great happy life out here with a nice house and wife and shit. Like that's not as appealing because motherfuckers aren't like with Gucci, like knowing when he came from and knowing that he's done all this crazy shit, it's kind of. But I mean, we're also in the era of like woke people now. So like that's why Big Sean still has his following. Jay Cole has his following. Kendrick has his. So they have really diehard culty like following. But Chancellor Rapper got like the worst album reviews. of all time because he put out a really

happy album about how much he loves being married. Yeah, because who wants, like, we're in an era where divorce rates are higher than marriage rates. Who wants to hear about your fucking happy wife, happy life? I mean, people can make the argument that that album isn't good just because of the music or whatever, but it does feel like there's a certain extent to which people just don't want to hear

your overwhelming happiness, that they're just not going to be able to go for that. Misery loves company, but then what more are you expecting from a guy who's on fucking KitKap commercials and shit smiling like, hey. I think Chance is just, he was so, he was so, used to just watching his breakfast club. I mean, he's so used to being able to just come out and just share his truth and talk about

how he's feeling and have that sort of like brutal realization that like, oh, maybe people were more interested in hearing your truth when your truth was a little bit uglier. Right. I mean, that's even if you listen to our shit or listen to you, it's like people also just don't know how to accept criticism, even when it's constructive. People feel like if they don't agree with you, now they hate you as a person. Like, like we're not all able to have opinions. So yeah, the people said they hated it

That doesn't mean they hate you Come out and do something better So what do you listen to rap wise? Oh, I love... You don't fuck with rap? I love, no, I love rap So I like Jay Cole I love Kevin Gates

I like the baby Young Thug Um, yeah those are like my kind of bops Yeah, I like a mix of shit Right But I'm really like Jay Cole Like so the whole Dreamville I love JID

He's amazing J.D is fire Yeah, no he's really good JID had a lot of good talks When I was in Australia Because we managed to get some weed before he did and it's kind of crazy how much somebody will like come over to your trailer and be wanting to kick it with you when you have weed and they haven't gotten weed yet and you're

overseas. Of course and now y'all are best of friends. I mean I already did that interview before that he wasn't even trying to hide it. It was just very obvious. It's like y'all got weed. I am in this trailer. And that's it. Yeah, no. So he's amazing. That's like the type of stuff that I listen to though. And I really like them like when I could watch someone live like future sucks life. You don't like future. Oh my fucking God. First off, I also don't like him as a person because of the shit he does with women. I think he's like, just not a good person. I don't know. I feel like he just impregnates all of them and like just treats them kind of bad. He's like a verbal abuser just from what I've seen online. I don't know him personally. And then I did see him live for the Purple

Rain tour and I was just like, okay. That wasn't that impressive? No, it wasn't. See, but Jay Cole like wears basketball shorts and he's still really good fucking life. So it's not even about like the theatrics. I just, you know. That's interesting. No, I saw, I just saw Fugier tear down like a huge crowd in England though for a wireless fest. Yeah. I'm like he gets the crowds, but I don't think he's great live. I could see that. I don't know. I love Future, although I got to be honest with you that sometimes I look at Future's

career. And it just doesn't feel like his shit pops off the way that it was, you know, five, six years ago. 100%. And it's kind of like, damn, like, am I slowly watching Future become sort of irrelevant? Because it pains me as someone who's like been listening to him and enjoying him for so long to sort of see that kind of slowly take place. No, I agree.

I mean, I think that a lot of that has to do with social media. too. So just like how he has been portrayed in the blogs, I think that's affected him the same way Nikki's shit has affected her fucking career. Like I think you like these artists, but now they're seeing that people are becoming brands based off their personalities. You have Cardi who's fucking become a phenom because of her personality, I feel like, because she's not the best rapper, but people like her. So when you have people trying to show more of themselves and be so accessible like through their social medias, you start to see, oh, these people are kind of lame. Future is kind of lame. Nicky's fucking.

lame. But this is the thing, you're comfortable saying Nikki's lame. Yeah. The barbers are going to attack me. I know. Emily like, like even her shit with Joe Bud and like her queen radio, she's, she's lame. And now she's fucking dating a pedophile. Like, girl, sit down. I'm sorry.

But okay, do you not feel like you're supposed to have some sort of solidarity with Nikki because you're sort of coming? Why? Because she's a fucking woman. Oh my God. No. And she's the only woman. She's made the most strides out of any woman in hip-hop history. No, she hasn't. Have you seen her with any female friends? Yeah. No.

A little bit here and there. Where? Meg. Trina, the rollout might not have worked out, but she's done stuff with Trina. I agree that she's a little late to the party in terms of supporting other women. And I feel like she's sort of allowed Cardi to brand herself as being a little bit better at that and such. I totally agree with that. But don't you think.

I guarantee you, first off, we're probably never going to get that video with her and Meg. I don't think that she genuinely likes Meg. If you even heard how she talked about Meg in the Joe video, she's like, yeah, everyone kept telling me to hop on this girl's a lot. Even the way she talked about her, it was like this girl, that girl, like, she didn't even put fucking respect on Meg's name. Like, I literally think she's a fucking hater for women. So am I going to sit here and stick up for a woman who, if you look through the line, she hasn't had female friends almost her entire career. You've seen her attached to men. She's been friends with men or dated men.

But she's never really supported women herself. She hasn't brought any woman on board with her. And I think the shit that she did was Meg was for fucking because they see that her and Cardi and that. Everyone says that she doesn't stick up her women. There's a whole woman tour coming and she's not a part of it. Okay, but don't you think that you've got to put some respect on her name because she has accomplished things in the rap game that absolutely no woman has ever accomplished before? It's like, I can't sit here and have a conversation about Jay Z and say,

JZ is blah, blah, blah, because of the fact that he has done so much within the game that I feel like there's just a base level of respect they deserve. And even when Nikki Minaj, I agree with some of your critiques. I think that she has been slow to embrace other women. I think she put out a bunch of garbage ass pop albums when she should have put out some real hip hop albums. that would have actually endeared her to the people, which I think is one thing that Cardi as a big part of why Cardi.

So, Be Loved It Now, she put out an album that was much more of a rap album than really, almost anything we ever heard from Nikki. Okay, but you can't look at, like, you can have an, like, and that is my opinion on her. I feel like how she's carried herself recently is shitty. So do you want to know what it exactly popped in my head when you started listing out her accolades and why she deserves some sort of respect because of her accolades?

And this is not to say that you're all right or anything, but Trump. Trump has a ton of businesses Trump did put a lot of people on his Apprentice show all of his real estate investments him bringing money to a lot of even lower income areas based on what he's done as a businessman

and now he's president and he does a lot of shitty stuff but should I sit here and respect Trump because he's done all of these things over his career that are somewhat commendable he has put people on and he was in the space of rappers and people we you know he has pictures with Diddy and everything else and I used to actually love celebrity apprentice

So those were areas in which he was doing well. Now he's in a space where we don't like him. I feel like that's Nikki. You can't go back to itty-bitty-titty-fucking committee and all that shit that she did. And her great monster verse and everything and be like, well, she did this. So actually, let's give her her flowers now. Right now she's declining and she's showing her ass. She was a gimmick before.

She was a fucking character. Everybody has to decline at some point in the rap game. And she's up against a monster in the form of Cardi B. And I feel like Nikki, her argument would be, and I agree to her. certain extent that she just deserves a level of respect. And I feel like, why are we so quick, or view specifically, I guess, to jump on Nikki. Why are you so quick to jump on Nikki for the perceived sin of not putting on enough girls when we don't compare most men to that standard? Like granted Jay-Z is like attempted to put on a lot of artists throughout his career and stuff,

but not a lot in recent years. And that doesn't seem like a bad thing to me because I totally understand that rappers have to protect their spot and be very careful about who they put in position. And I understand that from Nikki's, perspective, not putting on that many girls is probably largely because she just like, like, why? Nobody was helping me. Why am I going to put all these other business on? But it's weird that you say that because if you do look at the top like guys in rap, you have Jay-Z. He had Rock Nation and Rockefeller. You have Kendrick who has TDE. You have J-Co, who has Dreamville. You have all of these artists that do bring up other artists right under them.

So you can't say here and say like they're waiting to hold their spot and not bringing up the guys under them because as soon as they come out, they're creating all their own labels to bring people on. So you have guys like J.I.D. and Earth Gang on records with a J. Cole. So now you're bringing them to their audience. The same with Young Thug. His latest

album is fucking dope, but did so good because he just toured with fucking J. Cole. So J. Cole introduced him to his whole audience, which is now why Young Thug is like, it's good. I mean, it's definitely been helpful and everything. I just feel like you're also talking about Nikki being great rapper

female rapper in an era where she didn't have much competition. And now that you do have all of these other rappers coming out, you have the Rhapsody, the Doja Cats, and I love Doja Cat, the Rico Nassies. So now you're able to see what she's doing and she's fucking hiding like a little bitch. I mean, I'm sorry. The barbs are going to fucking attack me and I'm going to have to fucking mute fucking Nicki Minage for my shit. Well, it just so happens that I like going viral, so I'm not too mad about it. But, you know.

No, but I mean, so you bring the feminist. Because, of course, yes, my entire podcast is on sexual liberation, women empowerment. Feminism is a fucking sticky slope because I think that we should still be able to hold women accountable for their fucking poor decisions and the shit they do and how they act. I just think that, and I'm an employee devil's advocate here, I think that it's kind of a false equivalency issue when we're sort of comparing Donald Trump, putting all these little Mexican kids in cages to Nikki Menaz, maybe not showing Asian doll enough love. Well, that's why I then brought up the Dreamville, the TD, all of the rap groups. they do bring other people up with them. But okay, I think from a strategy perspective, if I had been one of Nicky Minha's managers or whatever, I definitely agree with you that I would have been advocating for her

to like find the next female talent and to really try to, you know, sign artists and stuff. That would have been very advantageous to her for sure in terms of like her public brand and everything like that. You want to know the problem? But I can't really hold it against her that much so she didn't do it because at the end of the day, being a star is a full-time job. And we've seen a million motherfuckers. Like, I love Jay-Z, but Jay-Z spent all these years trying to make Memphis bleak hot.

and it didn't happen. And I don't necessarily blame Nikki Minaj for not sinking a bunch of her career into her own Memphis Blake. And shut out to Memphis Blake. I love you and I really want to have you on someday. But yeah, I got that. I know. I get that. But I mean, everyone's just not going to hit as well.

But I think that it has more so to do with her possibly just not listening to the people around her. The way she's acting online and even the way she conducted herself in her own Queen Radio and the Joe Bunnan interview. She didn't even let them talk. It's like you, she doesn't allow people to. disagree with her. She also listens to respond. She doesn't listen to listen. So there was a lot of tidbits in her interview where I was just like, oh,

now I see why you probably don't have a team. When we're all questioning who her team is, we probably see that they probably can't get through to her. I bet she won some points with you when she started accusing Rory of having put broomsticks in people's asses. That's the kind of thing that you seem very in favor of. Well, no, that's thought of me on another level. I'm not... No broomsticks. No, no broomsticks, but I did have a guy. He didn't have a dildo and he put a weight.

brush in his ass, but he put a condom on the tip of it because he didn't want to get splinters. So yeah. We need a database of everyone with sick waves in the community and we're going to figure out. We're going to smell all of your wave brushes. So it wasn't necessarily a broomstick, but the wavebrush, yeah. Wow. Yeah. Nigey Minash had no idea how funny it was that she was throwing this made up broomstick

accusation on Rory. Like, just such an unlikely accusation for Rory. I was really into that. For sure. For sure. It was funny though. Is it true that you brought the cucumbers to Joe Bunnan's pool party? Hell fucking no.

He didn't have any cucumbers at his pool party. That was one of the rules. No cucumbers. Yeah, no, no cucumbers. His party was really lit. I was licking du-say off of asses in the pool. But other than that. Stripper ass or what kind of ass?

No, my home girl's ass. And she's not a stripper. She has an ass like one. But no, she's not a stripper. It was just a good time. His pool party was a good ass time. Was it, was it like sadistic? Was it like crazy sex shit happening everywhere?

Hell no. It was really tame. It was cool. Joe's a chill guy. Like, people were smoking, drinking. It was a late vibe. Like, a lot of people came late, but it was. Like a war zone to get in outside because he's like promoting it on his Instagram for all

these people. And then I'm assuming there's like a pretty limited list of who can get in. Oh, yeah. No, like there was a list. Yeah. And if you want to, like, he had security guards at his door. Like you're not getting in if you're not on this list. Yeah.

And then like there were girls like trying to roll up to come in with me. He was like, oh, no, that's not how that works. Is it not the worst feeling? You're getting to a party and you have to see a thousand people that you kind of sort of know as you're getting into the party. And every single one is like, hey. I showed up early on purpose. Yeah, no, I'm an early person. And then I also had a flight to L.A. right after.

So I'm literally in the airport with my fucking swimsuit on looking like a thought. Like, okay, let me catch this flight. Right. Let me get on the red eye. Did it hurt you to see the Joe Bunnan breakup? Were you at all invested in him and sin? No, me and Joe just became cool. Oh, okay.

So. But you were you were beefing before or just didn't know. each other. Um, we had our discourse. How'd that happen? Um, just mutual friends, just talking and him having a certain, you know, I look on me. Like when you're friends with people who are enemies of you, like, you know, things get said. So just, you know, we talked it over though. Like, we're good now. But I think it's because we're in a similar space. So I commend him on everything he's been able to do with his podcast. And he came and supported our, you know, me at my live show in New York and has actually been giving me advice now with the podcast game.

So like, were you squatted up with the reed and you were involved with that beef? No, I was not. But the read is a part of loudspeaker. So I am really good friends with that whole crew with the friend zone. Okay. And I support everything that Fury and Crystal do. So to see them go at it, I was just like, that was very strange for me to see as well. I was literally just with Crystal and Fury during Pride weekend.

And he threw like a private screening for Spider-Man. And literally two days later, I'm in the car heading to Joe's house. and then Crystal and Joe are going at it. And I'm just like, oh, this is fucking bad. This looks so mixy. That's so New York podcast interdrama. I'm so lucky. I'm out here just away from that.

No, you are away from everything. And being white, yeah. Well, that too. Yeah, I mean, but you could be like Andrew out of there, you know. Yeah, but Andrew is so flagrantly not hip hop that he kind of like gets to avoid a lot of that because he's sort of like outsider. I don't know what he is. Like he has a whole sports podcast, but they don't even talk sports. Really?

Flagrant. Like, it's not really sporty. Absolutely nothing about sports. No. No sports in my brain at all. Oh, wow. So just music and weed. Music.

We didn't sit. Well, I mean, I rode bikes for like 15, 20 years. That's a sport. No. Yeah, but like nobody cares. Like nobody wants to hear me. Talk about what Van Holman did on this rail back in 2001. I was about to say, growing up, I totally had the Tony Hott game on PlayStation.

A lot of people have a cultural reference for skateboarding, but not BMX so much. Oh, okay. Yeah, you're right. I know none of those people. Yeah, it's kind of. Those white people should. It's like Dave Mirro was like the superstar and then most people haven't heard anyone besides Oh wait, Dave Mirror.

He started hosting shit on TV, right? He did. T.J. Laban was another one that hosted one of his stuff on MTV. See? Yeah. So I'm kind of hip. Yeah, but BMX just doesn't have that much of a cultural impact.

No, not at all. So it's like I just end up not really having, being able to talk about it almost all. At all. Yeah. That's like me. Like my co-host, I try to talk about things. And we like different music. I'm into like more nerdy stuff to like aliens and fucking I reference my pussy to Pokemon a lot.

And she's just like, I don't know anything about Pokemon. What, what a Pokemon is your vagina look like? So it was, well, it was jiggly puff because I put that nigga to sleep. That's my girl's nickname. I was call her jiggly puff. Really? Jiggly puff. Well, I'll just be looking at her butt stone. I'd be looking at her butt.

I'll be like, oh, jiggly puffy. Yeah, but he recently, like, the guy that I fuck makes me squirt. So I was like, oh, now I'm squirtle. And like, so yeah, no, like, so I just go into this. She's like, okay, bro, I know nothing that you're talking about. But I used to like trade fucking Pokemon cards. I was younger. Me and my girlfriends still play Pokemon Go.

No fucking way. Every day. There's like conventions and stuff still for it, right? Like are people big on it? Or is that just like Comic-Con? I'm talking about the mobile game that blew up like approximately three years ago. Oh, where you catch fucking I'm dead. We play that.

Remember it took over New York for a while? I can't, yeah, no, it took over New York. People were going like standing in the fucking middle of the street to fucking catch Pokemon. I was like, what are you doing? You doing it too? See, yeah, no. My friend just was like, me too. You play too?

Wow, I'm always impressed when there's like a hot girl that plays Pokemon. That just like stands out to me. It's like, wow, anything is bought. You were driving around catching them. I think, yeah. Oh, back then you were playing. Okay, cool, yeah. Do you still play?

Look, no, you're like, no. No, it was like the most viral thing in the world, but I swear the game is still so fun. It's really a glorious. Well, you probably can catch more Pokemon now because no one's not doing, because no one's catching them anymore. It's a great game. And also, it gets me really in touch with the sort of like mega nerdy community because I'll just like go like to the community day meetups for Pokemon Go.

Wait, wait, wait. This is a real thing. I went to a Pokemon Go community day meetup in a park. And it was a memorial for two Mexican dudes who got shot and killed while playing Pokemon Go. Their whole family was there. It was a big memorial. It was so sad. Wait.

I know. I couldn't believe it. Wait, you're serious? Yes. I shouldn't even be laughing because this is sad. Rest of peace. I wish I knew their names. Yeah, dude.

Wait, this was a Pokemon Go meetup, but it was also a memorial. for these dudes because they were just in like the wrong neighborhood pulled over playing Pokemon going the side of the road some dude just walks up and smokes him okay this you just made this really dark. It's the same man. It's fucking shit is real out here that is fucking that is fucking insane that's also some real LA shit to hear like yeah he just smoked him yeah no one really that well because you're fucking going to jail you see what happened to Sebastian Telfare oh you don't watch sports he literally

just got three or three and a half years because he was transporting his guns that We're registered in another state, but just because he had guns in New York, he's serving like three years now. Like, you can't have a gun. There's not even shooting ranges in New York. You have to go to like fucking Pennsylvania. Ever since Trayway got locked up. It's over. It's massive.

It's way before fucking him. All the real gangsters are gone now. Did you really think it was a real gangster? Were you a 6-9 fan? I've known 6-9 since he had like 15,000 followers. I just want to throw out there. Really? So you saw just the troll that he was?

I saw everything the whole way up. Well, I remember 6-9 when he was going viral because he made. shirts that said, fucking I have HIV or some shit. Oh, he was, he was really trying. Yeah.

Yeah, he's done. He's done. He's done. He's locked up for good. You can't gun on? You can't fuck with a snitch? No,

I don't fuck with snitches. Hell no. That's good. You're a real one. I don't know. Like, I even cry sometimes when I watch like first 48. I be like,

damn. He's really saying everything. Like, there was a one viral clip. Like, this guy even told his shoe size. Like, this nigga knew everything. It was like, yo, he did it. This is his name.

This is his nickname. This is his shoe size. He's about 6'1. He's a little darker than me. Yeah. He probably got on a khaki pants on a day because that's his favorite. Listen. I have no idea what's going to happen if this is going to happen or not.

But if we get access to the footage of 6-9 snitching in court. Oh, that's going to be good. The internet will, that is all we're going to need for many days. Oh, yeah. No, that's going to be a beautiful thing. And then isn't Bobby Smurter getting out soon? He is actually getting out. And it's actually crazy because he did that song with six.

And he ended up standing out there and doing his seven years or whatever he did six nine on the other hand couldn't Couldn't do his years and it's just crazy this nine at one point minutes to get the Schmerter Verse from jail on that song and then they clearly dealt with a similar situation in very different ways and clearly different ways I mean one is about that life one is not Bobby Schmerter gonna come out and be a legend for that shit No in real life in real life I don't know though is it He'll have a shitload of respect if he can turn that into a real like successful music career a long-term basis? He has to come out with a bot, though,

because it hasn't happened for other artists that have done time. Like, Boosey came out, we were all excited. Oh, Boosey out, and then we ain't got no wipe you down. I'm on.

We ain't got that. Also, old guy who dates Rami Ma, Papoose. I thought he was going to come out with something, nothing. But he didn't get locked up for a long time, did he? They both did.

Shine was always... But that's what I'm saying, Shine didn't come out? I mean, I thought he was going to bop because he was on the Usher remix, wasn't he? Right, yeah. Thought he was going to do something.

And then he did that in jail too. That was kind of, you know. That's what I'm saying. So people do jail time. We think they're going to come out. It's like, oh, they're out. And then they still don't really do bobs. I'm old enough that I remember being 18 and really, really into Papoos.

Were you? I'm so into. That was the most New York shit on earth to me. Yeah. When I moved to New York, I was surprised that dip set was a real thing. I was like, I thought y'all just thought Jewel's was cute. I didn't know people actually listened to them. Oh, no.

Sananas Town. I didn't know that. I didn't know that. I didn't know that. Yeah. Oh, that was it. You know, so yeah, I'm learning things about New York. Well, you're listening to you down in Florida?

You were hanging on Uncle Luke and shit? In Florida? Yeah. So fucking Uncle Luke, mystical, Pidi Pablo. Tampa Tony, Trick Daddy. Yeah, that's all well good. What about this camera on though? Yeah, no, I didn't know. All of the shit I listened to was like talking about pretty pussies and shit.

Shit I probably shouldn't be listening to now that I think about it. Plies. I can't listen to enough sex music. I ain't really trying to hear motherfuckers rap about fucking and dating and shit. their feelings. Like that's one of the weirdest shits when I listen to Joe Bunners podcast is like, these are a bunch of grown men and they all like listen to Siza. Yeah.

I don't know. I have no friends, no frame of reference. I don't know one fucking adult that listens to R&B at all. Wait, really? So I'm so like that is a totally different world to me. I don't know anyone who listens to that shit. Really?

A lot of the guys that I know listen to that shit. Shut up. You never heard Sizzah. Get the fuck out of here. I don't know that. I don't know that. I heard R. I heard Sizza because she had that trash ass song on the DJ Cal album.

That's all I know. It was trash. And it was a good sample that got ruined. I was like, what are you trying to pull out? You ain't going to pull the wool over my eyes. No, I mean, she had some really good songs. She also isn't that great live. But yeah.

I just don't know anything about R&B. And whenever I like meet dudes that are sort of like my peers and they know a lot about R&B, I'm like, damn, like I could be doing, I could be interested in that. I don't know what happened in my brain that I can't listen to that. But you just don't like it at all. I just doesn't even. You've never fucked to music. When you fuck, you fuck to the lulls.

Like you're fucking. Yeah. Realistically, like if you go and watch videos of me and my girl, fucking you're gonna hear like ski mask in the background you're gonna hear some fucking that is so odd but really I would rather fuck to like fucking Frank Sinatra or cannibal corpse

okay you're really white death metal or something that is not of the era that I lived in because really fuck to red hot chili peppers yeah really at the end of the day like I could be listening to my boys rapping but I don't really like want to like just start thinking about what Juice World's talking about while I'm fucking

that's kind of weird okay yeah and even looking at imagining them have sex at all. It was kind of weird. Juice world and his girl? Well, I don't even know what he looks like. I don't know what juice world looks like. No. I think they all look alike.

I can't keep up with them. Like all the little's. That's racist. No. Turn in the tables. Boom. That is not racist. Yeah, I can't keep up with him.

But yeah. No. No. I'm fine. I'm going to line you up with a, actually, I know a rapper that you're involved with. I'm not snitching, but. Please don't snitch. I know shit.

I know shit. I know shit. I would not. And I actually, I had to verify. I was like, you don't think she. She's like, no, no, no, no, no. No, no, no. That's all I need is to know,

because I ain't trying to think about that like that. Nah, I can't. So, guys, thank you. Oh, I'm really getting hot. It's getting hot in here. Before we get two carried away, thank you so much for coming through. It was super fun.

No, thank you for having me, Adam. This was fun. Yes, appreciate you. And I haven't been fingering no booty holes. So I'm glad that you were able to shake my hand. Anybody out there if you need some good energy, some good podcast stuff, horrible decisions. Thank you. Yeah.

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