No Jumper - No Jumper is Over?? Spoetyface Blower Revelation, Spencer Pratt Defeated & More

Episode Date: June 11, 2026

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Like the low. Like the look, like the beard's thinner, right? The beard's thinner. Okay, okay. That's what it is. He doesn't have his grill. I am. I wasn't,

it's my second day, but I mean. Okay. Two days, pretty good. How do you feel? Any withdraws? Yeah, it was tough, man. Like, you know, like if you be drinking a lot and then you stop, then it's hard to sleep and shit, then it's like you're just doing a little tossing and turn thing for like

two or three days. He's like our Adrian Broner minus the box. That's even better boxer. Exactly. Because he's crazy. Apparently, yeah. Apparently. Yeah.

He's at the height of his career. Exactly. Yeah. He's past his brine. We got dope boy. Yeah, when we announced in the group chat that it appeared that, like, you know, Sputty Face and Jay Hood might be the more realistic fight. I kind of sense some relief.

Yeah, he definitely was like, thank God. I wasn't tripping, man. I was ready to get out, man. I was ready to really, really get out. And like, I still am. So if it don't get pushed out the way, he's still going to get his issue. But if not, Moose is going to get it. I didn't sense relief, though.

I felt like he was begging for the ass whooping more. He was like, absolutely not. I didn't sense. that he was upset that his fight was taken from him. So he was capping. He was capping. He was definitely putting on a little lion's face, you know, and that. But we could all agree that, you know, maybe we could find a better matchup for Doboy.

I could say that much. I think Do Boy doesn't agree. We all agree. We all don't want to see this happen. But he can't agree in case it happens. Right. How many outs has he been given and that he just refuses to take? I mean, I kind of respect it.

You know, he'll be taking outs, man. No boy strikes me as a guy that's like getting beat to a bloody pulp and like he's like, missing teeth and he's like, you hit like a bitch. I take my bullshit to the end. Okay. I don't think he would duck the fight, but I think that once he realized that the fight might duck him, I feel like he was a little bit relieved. Yeah, you're like Israel.

You're just a little opportunistic. The contracts have been signed. So if they move my opponent, I just got to fight somebody else. So we'll figure it out. Wow. I'm good with it. What do you feel about? Because you came in here, you had a lot of camaraderie with Spody.

You've developed, you know what I'm saying? and you felt like he was a great guy. That's why you even wanted to spar with him podcast-wise. And in the ring, what do you feel about Adam running him off? For the record, Jay Hood ran him off. But that was an agent of whack, which is agent of you. I mean, that's the narrative that people are running with. But for the record, I asked Sputtyface if he was cool with Jay Hood coming on the pod.

And he said, yes. And I didn't know that them having a disagreement about whack was going to result in them basically challenging each other to a fight, which didn't happen because Spody Face went and got something out of his car as opposed to actually engaging in a fight. And that's a WAC narrative that you've been running with too, because we don't have any proof of that other than WACC saying that. Well, I've been told that by various people, including J-Hood and Wack. Including people who won't say it on camera.

Are you serious? I don't know about that. Okay, wait. That's not up for debate. I think that is up for a debate. That's straight from Wack and J-Hood. That is absolutely up for debate. That's coming from the person who has access to the cameras.

But they said that when they tucked off, they went around the corner. I got cameras up and down this whole block. Yeah, I'm not buying that. That's a whack and Jay head here. We're not believing that as fast right off the bat. We did see. How come in that moment you didn't say like, hey, yo, no, no, no, like I'm not cool with that. Who am I to tell two big menacing crips that they're not allowed to go shoot the friendly?

You're the CEO. Okay, but you could have made that call. If they want to leave the building, I told them don't do it in my. parking lot they said okay we're going to go down the street cribs enforcing office if I knew that one of them was going to take it to the level of going and get the whoopty-whoop then I would have been more concerned but if they wanted to just go have a little like friendly in the in the parking lot I mean that's not really

my problem right I think it was that big a deal but it didn't seem like Spody's energy was matching that it was definitely a Jay Hood energy it was a whack you know defending whack energy it came from Jayhood from the beginning of the podcast you could tell if you watch it it's like SpodyFiz was saying things to Jay Hood that were like essentially like designed to get it to the, but like when you say, hey, that's a PC move, especially to someone who has had controversy on the internet because they were on a yard that is not like a PC yard, but a 50, 50 yard. I mean, you don't really like say that to somebody like Jay Hood without expecting that it's going to go there. No, I understand that, but people are kind of misplacing that because that's after Jay Hood say, we could squabble. They both escalated.

That's after Jay Hood. and then Spody's like, oh, you doing this kind of, he felt like he was cloud-chased, and that's why he said the PC comment, I feel like, and then they escalated even further. But Jay Hood had already said, we could squabble. You know, after the pod, we could squabble. Yeah, I mean, it was just as surprising to me as everybody.

Everybody thinks I have, like, divine knowledge of how these things are going to play out. And in reality, I thought that, I thought Jay Hood was just going to be a good addition to the pod. And I thought, notably, when I had Munchy and Jay Hood on the podcast together, I talked about how I thought that it was important that I get them on the same page.

I didn't know that, there was going to be any potential for conflict between Spody Face and Jay Hood. And I didn't know that the whack thing was going to be the thing that, like, was so serious that they would feel the need to go handle each other out in the parking line. But you don't feel any responsibility for you being the person that headed the whack conversation and kind of brought up the thing. So Spody wasn't saying any gay stuff.

You're like, Spody's always saying wax gay. And then that sparked the conversation that led to the fight. I mean, like, I don't understand how me bringing up a person that one of them likes and one of them doesn't like is like like why would I think that that would lead to them fighting yeah I don't think it would but if I'd said that and I didn't think that would lead to them fighting and it did I feel like I would have a responsibility to fuse a situation no no no I don't think that the responsibility comes in there that's why I asked Adam why he didn't stop it the way that you stopped the altercation happening between moose and waxed supposed to jump in front of spode you like that you basically said

that you just because you don't want violence at the building so even though these are two established crypts reptibles from their hood you feel like you shouldn't insert yourself in their problems you are the boss of this building, which gives you the right to say, nah, like this is a violence-free space, even friendlies. I could have tried. I could have said, like,

no, please don't go fight. But ultimately, like, if they want to leave the building and go fight, it's kind of like out of my hands, right? Yeah, I just, all they get the show. I just, in that moment, would have liked you to see you be like, nah, bro, like, I'm not cool with that.

Because if I knew the Spodyface was going to go and get the whoopty-wop, then I would have probably said that. I thought that they were going to do something that was a little bit more chill when I found out that Spoddyface was, I guess not into the whole fair fight thing, that's what kind of blew my mind later on when I realized that like, oh, I thought they were about to shoot a fair one.

Turns out of Spodyface just wanted to shoot somebody. Also, though, how could it be a fair one if they don't believe that? You seriously don't believe that? I really don't believe that at all. That's crazy. Just because it came from Wack and Jayhood first and then now it's like from the- Who really think Jayhood would lie about that? I don't know.

Spodyface is the only person who has an incentive to lie about. But it just doesn't really make sense. Like, why would he go outside even, agree to go outside if he was just going to go to the car and get a weapon? So no punches were thrown. Is that confirmed that nobody got hit? I personally, I think punches were thrown because I don't understand how Jayhood had an egg on his head and how Spottie Fis' glasses disappeared. But I think, like, Sputtyface and Jayhud, basically I know that they got on the phone and agreed to not discuss what happened outside. So that's why I think it's confusing to people and they don't feel like they're getting the full story because they,

they came to an agreement between each other to not tell the full story. But along the way, various people have kind of leaked the full story. I feel like I have an understanding of what happened, even though, even tomorrow, I don't think Jayhood's going to sit there and give everybody the juicy details that they probably want, you know? It's just still not fair because Spody doesn't have a whack up here. That's going to pretty much tell the story. But in Jayhood's favor, he told me and showed me text messages conveying that Jay Hood fired on Spody, and Spody pretty much ducked it and then went and got it.

the blammy or clutch the blammy. That's what he was trying to portray to me. I just don't want it to be like a thing where Spody has a whack guy on the pod that's able to challenge to a fight when Spody will never have a guy on the Adam and whack show that's going to be checking whack disrespect and being like, I'm standing on the Spody Hill. We could go outside. To be fair, like Jay Hood, his attitude on it is like that he's really, really new to the

internet because he was gone for so long. For sure. You know, Spody Fiss says like I was in prison. but Jayhood was in prison much more recently. And Jayhood, like, to put into perspective of how green to the internet he is, he was like, damn, I had no idea that so many people hated Unk. Oh, yeah. That shows a lot of fades.

That shows a level of greenness when it comes to the No Jember fan base and the internet overall that is like, damn. Like, he thought that this was something that it wasn't because, I mean, all of us know that the whack hatred is. a title wave. And I've only seen it get worse since he started doing a podcast on No Jumper. You know, so the fact that Jay Hood was in any way surprised by that was kind of like, oh, I should assume that you might not know things that I would assume that everybody would know when it comes to the internet because all of us knew that. That Wack has, you know,

a massive army of people who hate him. Yeah. And that would show that he's kind of moving as a genuine person, like not even really knowing what's going on and still riding for whack. I get that. I just, you know, I don't want to see fools just challenging each other to fights up here, you know? We can do better than that. I think Spody is a good addition to No J-Humper. I don't want that. Jay-Hood is also a good addition. We would be at the strongest if we had both of them, you know? It is kind of funny though, because it's, it's funny seeing the fan base act as as if they're so heartbroken that Spody face is not on the podcast anymore when I feel like he might be one of the most complained about no jumper hosts ever.

I think that's how it goes here. It's like then as soon as he's gone, it's kind of like, God, we loved him. We're not going to be able to watch this podcast without him. You know, I do kind of have a hard time taking it serious.

I do think like the munchy thing is kind of the more mind-blowing exit just because... That one is less understandable for me. It is, it's hard to fathom that right there. I understand his thought process, though. I think he's gotten tired of the plays, and he's not really sure where they're coming from. He's not being informed of the plays that he feels are being ran. He wasn't really around for any plays, right?

Not too many, but I think just like, you know, Spody Crashing the Pod, which obviously there's no issue with that. But he's just like a blind guy who's being, you know, bombarded with people crashing pods. I feel like that's making him feel some type of way. Do you think it was more of him being pissed off at plays and stuff, or the fact that he thinks that Flacco called the bull? on him so that's like a play sort of type of thing like I don't think I don't think

I don't think so anybody did say saying it like weird to me that he believes that because there was police outside that day that's why I think yeah but I don't like did Flacco even say that walk he said it much later though right he said it in a video he said that's how I play ball he said that's how I give it oh is a psychopath because that's what I want to know I want to know how Adam feels about a no jumper affiliate going full Charleston white and saying I called the police on that I think to me, it's pretty obvious the fuck I was trolling when he says that. So to me, it's kind of like the more astonishing thing is just that Munchy fell for that.

But I mean, in general, like, listen, we had asked Munchy multiple times not to have that shit on him when he's on the podcast, you know? It's not that hard to, like, give it to somebody else or leaving the car or whatever, right? So the fact that Vell captured it is like, yeah, I don't really have any sympathy for you. because we had asked you multiple times, hey, a strapped up blind man on the podcast is obviously an insane look. It's so fire, though.

It's, no put it to it. But it's like, we asked him multiple times, like, bro, it looks crazy. Like, it was bad enough when you had Brick Baby and you saw it on him a couple of times and we had that same conversation with Brick Baby.

I'm like, listen, I'm not going to search you every time you come in here, but if you do feel the need to be, move around like that, just please do not have it visible, right? And like the fact that Munchy felt the need to do that again, and I didn't, I didn't see it. I wouldn't have known about it if it wasn't for Vell's little fucking metaglasses clip. But ultimately it's like, I mean, like, I don't know. It's just it's, we don't want this to seem like this super unprofessional environment. And we already feel like we've kind of are like turning a corner after the great

no jumper beating that took place like a year and a half ago. And so I mean, to me personally, as a business owner, I was offended and upset when I realized that he had that on him. So the fact that he quit because of the fact that it was somehow exposed. And, you know, granted, you showed up to be on camera for five hours on the podcast and you apparently thought that it was like, you know, not going to be exposed, which it wouldn't have been, I guess, if it wasn't for it. Because it was on his kind of like opposite camera side. So I'm sure he felt like, why would anybody be filming me from the other side when the cameras

are over here? Yeah. And I feel bad about having to expose the fact that this is what is about. But I mean, his clip already exposed it. So it's like, I'm not going to just sit here in line. But yeah, I mean, like the fact that he quit because he was exposed for having something on him that we already asked him repeatedly not to have. It was kind of mind-blowing. And that's one where it's like, well, there's really no way that you could make this my fault, right?

And somehow like some percentage of the audience and maybe him or actually. treating it like it's my fucking fault, which is that really proves to me like, oh, no matter what happens, they're going to make it my fault, no matter what. Because I, and that's, but, okay, and that, I don't want to go super long about this, but that's the one thing that pissing me off is like, I felt like I went so hard to protect Munchy on the podcast in terms of like arguing with Wack about him. And, you know, I obviously pissed off. Like, there's a bunch of people who, if, you know, we're not going to go to the No Jumper Live show because of the fact that Munchy was on there and I kind of went against people that I've had friendships with forever

in order to be able to fuck with Munchy because I thought they was a good podcaster and then he quit because he brought whatever on the podcast and somebody exposed it. I mean, it's just like, I don't know. I guess I am just kind of like offended that he would quit over something that was so stupid and also so obviously his fault. Like I think it would have been much more understandable if I said like, listen, we if this had ended with me saying, hey, we can't have you on the podcast anymore because of the fact that you keep breaking this one rule that we put on you that we feel like makes us look really unprofessional. But instead, he was so offended by the fact that somebody captured him on camera breaking the rule that he felt like that was a reason to quit, which is I'm still kind of flabbergasted. Okay, wait, can I interject right here?

because we're talking about your back is to the camera. So you cannot do that. This way? No, just kind of open up and look at us. And think about what the camera is seeing. Okay. So,

so what do you say about them making the assertion of they want to leave no jumper because it's starting to feel like the streets? And you're talking about these rules that you've instituted up here that are great, but it seems like sometimes you're picking and choosing with the rules where it's like you want no jumper to be this safe professional space,

but you're allowing the Crips to get up and catch a friendly in the middle of the podcast. where it seems like sometimes the rules are being... But what could I have done to stop that? Just flat out, like, not at my place of business. Like, yo. Or you're both fired. I said, don't do it here and don't do it in the parking lot.

I said, if you're going to do it, you can't... Or just like, in general, if you're going to do that, because I feel like it doesn't help your podcast, right? And it's like, like, you're talking about this rule with Munchy, but we also have like a zero tolerance of violence rule that seems like a little bendy. And like them saying, this is starting to feel like a street environment. So maybe I feel like I've got to have it on me.

But the dynamic with Ant was the same. Jay Hood is the X factor because we had the Tuesday show with three different gang members from three different hoods. It's only when Anne Hefe left and got replaced by Jay Hood that it became an issue, which I guess in retrospect, maybe I should have like known that having, well, I don't know. It's like, how would I have known that Jay Hood would have been

such a contentious figure to them? I don't think you could have known that. In retrospect, okay, the whack thing, but like, dude, I wasn't thinking about the fact that Jay Hood was basically like subservient to whack because of his dad, you know? Like that didn't cross my mind. It was only like once Spodyface and him start getting into the argument that I realized like, oh, this is going to be an issue. But basically like immediately after that, Spody and Mungry both announced their departure, you know, so. Do you think these are like in stone quittings or do you think that there's wiggle room for these guys to come? I mean, I'm going out of my way to not say things that are going to make it in stone.

But that being said, I'm also like, I'm offended that both of them felt like this was a good enough reason to leave when I felt like I had already like put a lot into both of these people to try to like develop them as podcasters and everything. And also my confidence and my ability to rebuild is extremely high. And one thing, this is one thing. I feel like people think that the No Jumper channel lives and dies by the Tuesdays. show let's let's be let's let's look at like this right now no jumper 20 million views in the last 30 days the Tuesday show 100,000 views per episode approximately right so that's 400,000 views per month

if we round up with the clips and everything maybe it's like a million views come from the Tuesday show every month that's 5% of the total that we did in the last 30 days so I like the Tuesday show is one of most fun experiences for me every week to have that podcast. But we are talking about like 5% of the total views that we bring in every week. And with how much bullshit it causes me to fucking deal with, it does kind of make me look at like Vlad's business model where he just 100% focuses on interviews. And it does kind of make me feel like maybe it's just not worth it to have a bunch of gang

members on the podcast together because so much bullshit, it's so much negative PR that comes from the channel, it comes to the channel is basically from that dynamic. And meanwhile, it constitutes like a very small percentage of the revenue that the channel brings in. That being said, I don't know. I mean, it really makes me like want to have hosts on the channel who are a little less tender or a little bit more confident in who they are. Because when I look at, at this situation. It's like, I brought in a new host who seemed to intimidate a couple of the hosts and that just kind of blew it up. I don't really fucking know. I honestly, I haven't lost a lot of sleep over those ones. It's not really been something I've been thinking about that much,

largely because I had to deal with this whole fake divorce narrative last week, but I'm not really. But also, Munchy and Spody aren't going the fig immunity route. They're not super smutting, no jumpers, saying fucking Adam. They're running the content, but even when I checked out the content, is not like, you know, the white devil. I want to be honest to you, I have not watched a single moment of Spody or Munchy's content since they're left, so I don't really know what they've been saying. It's not that crazy as I'm saying, you know? They're not like scorch earth on you, you know, type of shit.

They said they're not going to go on a no jumper bashing three. That's what kind of everyone says, though, but it reaches a point where, like, Adam starts jumping out the window and then they go on the no jumper. It hates free for show. And I mean, they're already going to get mad at me for saying the whoopty-womp thing about what they had or whatever even though i'm like trying to not say it as much as i could but i mean there was also the b braze thing with munchy he was kind of like not sure if that was true b braz was like oh they switched the seats last second he was really supposed to slap the shit

out of munchy and then i just feel like as a plus was further right i know that's making that up out of thinn it's fake but as a blind dude i can understand being a low area where it's like there's dude wants to fight spote he's this other guy saying that that guy was actually supposed to slap me you know it's like you know the environment wasn't the most secure i feel I was asking how he felt about them saying it's becoming like a street environment because I wouldn't say they're like intimidated, but what gangsters, like they're always putting their rep on the line. Like even when they get on these cameras and stuff, how they represent themselves, what they may say, that's like putting your rep on the line. And then you have a situation where you might actually have to like fight somebody over some words that you said at him. And he said to you, you feel me, there's going to be a winner and a loser type shit.

And shit could just escalate super quick. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. Being a gangster on a podcast is like the worst spot. It's like you have to crash if anyone ever challenges you in any way and like ruin your life. If you make them, if you make them look bad, then you get DP'd in your neighborhood. Apparently or allegedly some people. That's kind of mind-blowing.

Yeah, that's those consequences. Kids, stay out the streets, man. Let me ask you this. Let me ask you. Adam. Are there any curveballs or surprises that the fans can look forward to for the live show now that we got a few subtractions? Are there any things you got cooking in the back of that? Bring to yours.

I definitely have surprises. We're definitely reformating the whole thing. But that being said, I'm not ready to announce that just yet. But for anybody who thinks that the live show on June 24th, where the link is actually in the No Jumper Instagram bio, if anyone who thinks that that that's over, no, no, no, no.

We are still coming very, very hard. You will still get five minutes of some of the greatest comedy known to man. I had a dream that I got a stand to know. You did. You had that dream. And you also referred to yourself. I was a youngin' on the group chat.

I was like one of, okay, so I forget exactly how you said it, but we're in the group chat, and he said something that, like, kind of got him roasted by like, almost everybody in the group chat right away

where he's like, us youngans, we got to do this. Because y'all has said, y'all was talking about how the Jay-Z verse wasn't getting the reaction. They were like, only the old heads like that.

I was like, yeah, forget the old heads. You're like, us youngens appreciate Drake more than Jay-Z. I'm like, you are 46. calling yourself young. I was like me calling myself young. Like if I was in Congress, yeah.

Running for president. Yeah. If I was running for president, I would be a very young presidential candidate. As just like a guy in the rap game, I am not a young spring chicken. So I am 42. Am I getting close to old head status? Oh, you've been old head. You've been past that.

What's the age? What's the number? Your number. So is Adam old age? I'm only four years older than him. You're all moving like Unk right now. Let's be real. You got the mid Jordan ones on, bro.

You reach Unc status right now. Why is everybody clowning? No, I'm not clowning them, but I saw the conversation earlier is because they're mids and they're not highs. Jordan won highs are the ones that are like. And then I had ankle socks on and they told me that was trash for that. I feel like the ankle socks is gay. When I see a dude wearing dunks or Jordans right now to me, it feels it's kind of given unk status. Like I feel like the world has moved past.

the need for dunks and Jordans. And I'm not trying to tell you the need to throw out your whole closet or whatever, but just to me, it doesn't seem with the times. See, this is what keeps happening. I literally laid this out on the bed yesterday. I was like, I'm finally going to get some respect.

You laid that fit on the bed yesterday? No, no, this is a better fit than a lot of his fits. The shorts is cool. They have, like, a texture. Yeah, for sure. Black shorts, and then I got the shoes with the, With the homeland? I was like, they're going to be like, oh, I know.

This is like in the Jordans with the home room. Oh, it's crazy. Check the mathematics. Imagine it. Go getting a standing O in his dream, though. It's like a two-deep cartoon. It's a fat Albert S fit on. He's on stage.

Yeah, yeah, guys, I did it. No, but this is an S-tier doughboy fit, I was saying, for sure. Yeah, that's good. Yeah, because, all right, you tell me, all right, you guys know who Dax Shepherd is. Yeah, I know who that is. I did not know who that is. I'll bring him up on the screen. The corny wide do, right?

Yeah. As a podcast, doesn't he have a podcast? He was on. He's in a bunch of movies and stuff. Yeah, like, I don't know shit about him, but my wife watches his podcast, so I've been kind of forced to, why is my keyboard not working? Laying this fit on the bed. Laying this fit on the bed. The mid-jordan ones laid out on the bed.

What? I can't tell if this window is frozen. Oh, there is, that's. Yeah, just classic movie white guy for sure. I know this dude. He's a bit older now. And actually, no, the best thing I could do is to bring up Dax, Shepard, Jack Antonoff. So Jack Antonov is a very, very famous music producer who notably produced like a ton of, a ton of Kendrick's recent work.

Ingo, you're going to want it in the production, as well as like Taylor Swift. which is like the reason why my wife is so interested in him. But, okay, peep his fit right here. I roasted this fit to my wife because this guy, I think, is like 52 or something. He's actually on a TRT. He is fueled by fake testosterone. He looks jacked. Do you see the vein in the forehead?

Definitely TRT vein. My comment to my wife was that I feel like this outfit is not becoming of a man in his early 50s. because he has really, really tight jeans on that are cuffed up way above his ankle. Listen, I know a ton of BMX riders who essentially dress like this. So I have to say, this looks like Adam 22 fit. They are in their early 20s. No, Moose, I would never wear striped socks. And I would never wear these really low-fitting converses or whatever this is.

I question if he actually listens to the exploited. Definitely doesn't. So I basically said that this is not a fit. that I would be okay with a man wearing in his 50s. This was enough to basically like call. You feel like he's a poser. Like he's trying to fit in be too trendy. To me, this for a podcaster is just like a really uncomfortable fit that I would not,

I would hope that I would be done wearing a fit like this by the time I got to my early 50s. And she disagreed. And it caused, I'm not going to call it a fight, but it caused a little rift momentarily. So she was standing on business over this fish. So she liked, what did the rift come out of? The rift was that she felt like this is like just fine. A normal regular fit. Just a good outfit.

And I personally, and then she pointed at my outfit. Yeah. Hell yeah, Lennon. Take the Lego Land hoodie out of this right now. Let's look at where I was wearing her the day. Just like a plain black FTP shirt. And then I've been wearing a short. Very small FTP shirt.

I've been wearing these shorts like essentially every day. Very small shorts. Forever for, you know, months now. And she's like, well, you're wearing. like a fit that a lot of people would say. You look stupid. This is not necessarily appropriate for 42-year-old either. And I said, okay, but this is also the most comfortable thing that I think that I could possibly wear while I sit here on the podcast for like seven hours doing podcasts today. And, you know, I feel like me wearing something like, honestly, my current style of dress is influenced by Dan Bilzerian,

who is an anti-Semite. I just want to throw that out there. But then also, It's your favorite part. I like the fact that he for years and years and years wore like a plain white tea and a bathing suit. Yeah. I remember those days. Because to me that's just like max comfort. Like just different color, a little like neon shorts. And that's what I'm going for.

I'm going for max comfort. And nothing else. That fit is uncomfortable and you look like an 18-year-old. So that's an inherent problem. What is that you know he's not comfortable wearing. It's not comfortable and it reeks of youth. What I'm wearing is the most comfortable possible thing, which again, minus the Lego land.

Reeks a little bit of youth right now with the Lego Land. Not a lot. The Lego Land is contradictory to what I was saying. But this is the most comfortable thing I could possibly wear while I'm sitting here doing podcasts all day. And what kind of shoes? Let me see the shoes. What the shoes are?

Me and Moose both the Kings of Aex. Yes. Out here in the field. Just a nice, simple, $150. Not too bad. Is he married though? Is he in a successful relationship? He's married to the woman who voiced Elsa in Frozen.

I feel like this is like a my wife dress me fit a little bit. He's dressing like older white. older white dude trying to get pussy still. For sure. I'm not going to lie. Like he might be in the street still. Yeah, like he might still be smacking a young day. Oh, yeah, I know her.

You know her, right? She's like super hot. Wait, wait, no, I did it wrong. Why don't I write Jack Hintanaff? I meant to write Dax. Shout out to Jack. He got him a little thing, too. Yeah.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't know shit about her, but apparently she's in a bunch of shit too. She voiced Elsa in Frozen, which basically means that she's a big deal. Oh, yeah. Kristen Bell. Okay. She's been a bunch of movies and shows and shit. Yeah, she's hot.

He, you know. But I feel like this is like the Joe Rogan effect from the TRT to the like the, the corny kind of acid wash band t-shirt to the tight jeans to the low top converse. This is like bro podcast format here right there. But this is Russell just like to me when I see this. He looks like he's in Williamsburg in 2008. Look at Joe Rogan.

Vane's popping out of his head, tight t-shirt, gripping his arms, tight jeans, converse. He is hipster leftist coated and Joe Rogan wears like, you know, black rifle coffee coated apparel. I'm just saying the shapes are pretty much exactly the same. They're both on tier T. But to me, I just see that and I just go like liberal white guy. That's how they dress. That's how they give it up. They're signaling like culture to people with the way that they dress.

They could because like, bro, at 50 years old, how do you think you're going to be dressed? You're in media. You probably a lot like this. But you want people's attention garnered towards you. So you're not going to just be always super chill. But Adam's not like a care about his fashion too much. That's like I'm paying. If you cuff the pants and roll them up, you're carrying a little too much.

I see for a 50 year old. That it takes a lot of work. It's uncomfortable from my perspective. I don't know. He has a little body fat percentage than me. So maybe it's more comfortable for him to wear this outfit than for me. Because part of why I'm dressed the way I'm dressed is because I'm a little chubby right now. And, you know, I'm in a hot room, sort of a little hot guys.

Some of them are fat. But, um, damn, man. I was talking about both of them. Yeah, both of us. Yeah, this dude isn't the skinniest guy in the world. Yeah, shave that beard off. Let's see what that neck like. Summertime.

The older I get, the more I'm like, I want to just 100% for comfort and zero percent for, like, trying to project that I'm part of a subculture, which is what I feel like Dax is. I get that, but imagine, like, uh, just like the generations of dads above us. Like, when did fools just start tucking their shirt into. every pair of pants that they wear. Like, why do dads do that and shit? I feel like with the younger generation of people, we're gonna be pushing back

and trying to still incorporate fashion into what we're doing, especially if you're media facing. Like, I don't be putting all this shit on to fuck in my normal life. I'm in fucking shorts and shit and shirt as well, but if I'm gonna go to work, I'm like, you have to tell the world

who you are through your clothes. Yeah, that's what fashion is. The world is not necessarily, you know, obviously most of our audience is familiar with you. But I get why, like, a black dude in his mid-20s is not in the same position I'm in where I can like just literally wear whatever because I'm already like well known enough that I'm not trying to like tell the

world who I am but then also I do think about becoming a suit guy that would be hard which would be the other version of that because sometimes like you know Andrew Wilson yeah piece of shit he uh fucking he's like a conservative debater or whatever and I just saw a clip going around with him and he's wearing a hoodie in it most of the time when I see him on camera he's wearing like a nice dress shirt or a jacket, whatever. But I saw a clip of him where he's on live stream like from his own home and he's wearing a hoodie. And there was like a quote tweet clowning him for wearing a hoodie. And there is like a small part of me that feels like, shit, like do I want to be in my 40s just wearing a hoodie or a plain t-shirt or never mind some stupid graphic tea every day?

Or do I want to start telling the world, hey, I'm all grown up. I'm a serious podcaster now. No, that is true. Like 60, you go one way, whether you keep rocking the hoodies or you drop them, you throw on the sweater, the cardigan, you know. Jordan Peterson doesn't get to be Jordan Peterson, which obviously I'm talking about pre-retardation. Jordan Peterson, unless he wears a suit all the time, you know. He wears him all the time.

Bo Jackman would have never rose to prominence without his suit. Rose to prominence. Adam Jackman. Rose to prominence. All right. Let's keep it moving. Yeah. He did a Snapchat interview with Draco on top.

I think it's falling off now. The Mexicans did not show up to work. The Mexicans don't show up to work. You should have gone to Home Depot and got a couple more. I actually have one on Wednesday with some other Mexicans. So it's all good. Podcasts. Yo,

who's got good English? Podcasts, let's go. We definitely can rock out like that. Is this like a socioeconomic thing, though? Because like all you dudes got a bunch of money and are you all like hating on each other? Like, look at that fucking fucking band shirt acting like he's like some Seattle. Yeah. because he could just be like, look at his little tiny FTP shirt.

He's fucking, put on a fucking suit, right? Put on a suit or put on a play t-shirt that costs way too much, but you're still being classy. Is this some socioeconomic stuff? Look, I'm not against. Oh, yeah, I'm totally fine with him wearing the exploited shirt, even though I've never listened to the exploited,

and I assume that the music is ass. But, like, it's just the tight jeans and the fucking, the high-colored socks. Like, the stripes. Wow. And then, like, the shoes that are super. I don't like wearing, like, pipe-fitting, low top shoes like that.

To me that's super uncomfortable. Damn, I literally have these chucks on right now. We have on the same fucking shit. I don't know if this. These are Monclesies though, by the way. Oh, hey, my bad. I don't know if it's my age or my thigh size, but like I'm starting to move away from jeans.

Like jeans is just a little. Like, I'm going like joggers or like jeans. We need to move away from the joggers. Joggers are so old school. Like we all wore joggers in like 2017. Yeah. like jeans anymore? You don't even have to have jeans, but it's like, I, like, want to consult you

on the fashion a little bit, dope boy, because I feel like I could get you fat boy flyer, you know what I'm saying? You know, I got you. All right for sure. I got you. I got you. Well, he came in here looking like the polo bear, bro. You got a, you got a little.

Oh, God, yeah. Oh, God. Oh, look at this. So I asked Chappies Gee, are joggers out of style. Joggers are absolutely still. Yes. They're having evolved from purely athletic wear to an athlete's staple. I think they're thinking of like a different style of jogger.

Let me go, Gemini. because they're thinking of like Lulu Lemon type joggers. It's definitely a woman in the picture wearing them. Oh, no. That's four men. I don't know about it. I fucking hate in their 40s. I like the jogger era.

I used to wear them like literally every day. I just feel like they have had their run and they're over. But lace up my Roshi runs with my joggers in 2016. My whole thing with podcasting in general, though, is this just like, I like to dress for comfort purely because I just feel like I have nothing to prove here. And I'm going to be sitting in a chair. for six hours a day, I might as well be comfortable. I think if you were single, you'd be acting a lot different, though.

That's what I was, I was literally going to ask if the divorce fucking allegations were true, how would you be moved? Dude would be in a suit right now. He would be in a suit right now. Adam Peterson. With a rose in his mouth biting down on it. You said, you were, hey, black ladies, get at me. You feel me?

Were they going to let them turn you into Travis? They went wild. When he had the black girlfriend, were you going to have a Caesar, He definitely was going to have a taper. But that's the thing that really would suck and would scare me if I was divorced is I would probably have to drink, which I hate, because just everybody drinks when they're on the dating scene. And then I would probably have to, like, care more about how I dress.

I might even have to buy jewelry. I'd probably have to leave the house more. I probably get out at night. God. Might have to hit the gym. I'm doing that anyway, you fat fucking. Oh, shit. That's great.

You might have to drink. This big old cup of redol. You can eat three packs of gummies? I fuck with that. So, okay, can we spend a little bit of time on that? Because I didn't know really what happened. Where did that all derive from with the whole divorce thing? So nobody wants to believe me for whatever reason.

But like literally on, I figure what day it was, I think it was Wednesday, I'm sitting around. We're shooting plug talk. We finished the interview part. We're about to do the sex part. And I posted the screenshot on my Twitter. But I get an email, hey, this is Devin from TMZ. I'm sorry if this is a sensitive subject, but we just got access to the divorce documents that apparently Lena filed on her birthday.

Damn, Lena. And yeah, on June 1st. And we just wanted to know if you had a comment. I immediately kind of knew what it was because we had got something in the mail that had sort of indicated that somebody was filing some sort of like divorce paperwork on our behalf. And Lena had like started to look into it. But basically she has like a dude who's obsessed with her. who we believe that he's talking to a catfish version of her, like some random person on social media who's pretending to be her.

And basically like there's been a few different things that I'm not going to talk about that have happened with like cops showing up in my house and shit. That it's basically like this guy is so convinced that he's in a relationship with Lennon and that she needs help to get out of the abusive relationship that she's in with me that I guess the catfish told him that he needed to file paperwork. for us to be divorced. Now, the thing about that is that, and I assume that maybe people will start to believe me

once they realize that there's going to be actual charges against this guy because he forged Lena's signature on this paperwork filing for a divorce. So as soon as I see this, and I explain it to Lena real quick, and she's like, well, tell TMZ that it's fucking fake and then we're not getting a divorce. And I said, I don't think you realize

what a big opportunity to this is. I can said pause. Always with the cuts. I'm like if we let the people believe that we're getting divorced for a day or two, we will get so much free press. And also instantly, the signups on OnlyFans just started to explode on both Clug Talk and her account. So I was basically like, let's let it run for a couple days. And then we'll tell the world what is actually going on.

And she was kind of pissed. off with the idea because she just doesn't want to look like a liar. And I, and, but then she started to like soften up a little bit once she actually looked at her own fans. Just start running and got out. Maybe he did have a good idea. So, I mean, I don't know. Like, for some reason, I'm not going to be able to convince people that I didn't do

this. But I definitely absolutely on my mama did not file divorce. Well, it wouldn't even be me if someone did it. It would be her because it was like filed by her, even though it was actually this guy. So that honestly is the entire story. I just wish you wouldn't tell us next time. Just let us kind of believe it. It's hard to act out here when I'm on podcasts and every single pod.

They're like, hey, and I'm like, oh, it's crazy. It's over. And that's the whole thing that's funny about it is that if, is that it's not like I didn't tell anybody. Every group chat that I'm in in my BMX group chat, the no jumber group chat, I have like a media group chat. Like people think that like academics is this fucking. sleuth because he figured out that it was fake i fucking told him how do you feel about that him just

aering it out not even i told him i know i told him i know but just you give him the green light he did he gave it like 24 hours and then he no dude he debunked that night like he debunked it the day i don't care because if you're friends with academics you just have to know that he's not going to keep a secret he told me that like the only thing he ever kept the secret on his entire life was drake flying him out and i actually like kind of believe that and he didn't use like his text when he was debunking yeah he He was like going through the evidence saying, oh, she doesn't have a lawyer. She's saying she only has $3,000. You know, he was like going through the evidence.

And even that right there is so, that's like such crazy evidence that the whole thing was fake. I'm sure that she has no income. She has one of the biggest only fans accounts in the world. You were bull he'd in her. She owns half of PlugTuck. She makes quite a lot of money on Snapchat and all the, whatever. Like, she makes a bunch of money from a bunch of different things. And the idea that I'm giving her $3,000 a month, like $3,000 a month wouldn't cover her half of the

mortgage. So even that right there, like this is, it's stupid as far. So I did tell academics, but he didn't go on camera and say, hey, Adam told me it was fake. He went and basically looked at the documents and like saw different elements of it that basically proved that. There's too many holes for him to like go online and be like, oh shit, they're really getting divorce. He had to go, come from the angle, like a little skeptic, you know. He could have, his first appearance on camera, he could have been like, you know, I give it up church. But then it's going to go to like, oh, academics is, you know, with Adam. behind the scenes and he's doing fake headlines and shit like that.

Adam, does it just like on a personal level? Does it like weird you out a little bit that there's somebody out here really doing some nuts shit like this? What if he kills you? No, because there's, well, number one, the guy lives in New York. And it's not like it's just a random guy. He's a fucking accountant. Like he's like a rich accountant.

He's falling for this, which is kind of amazing. So bizarre. It sounds like the perfect guy to fly here and try to kill you. I'm honestly. He's catching federal charges right now. When you really think about it, like he filed for divorce in LA from. fucking New York. He might get like serious charges, which is kind of amazing.

Who are you go testify? I will do everything possible to put this man in prison. But, uh, let him off and fight him on brand risk. This is not the first time that this kind of shit has happened to us because there's always like, and any girl is like big on OnlyFans or whatever knows this. Yeah, he got stalkers and shit.

Yeah, it's kind of regular, which is sort of bizarre. But I mean, it is weird because you'd think that it would be kind of embarrassing. if you were somebody like, oh, I don't know, T. rel who made like a video like celebrating my divorce, which I didn't watch it, but I assumed that it's cringe. But then like, then you find out that it was not real. And like there's just no incentive at all to like acknowledge that you look like a moron. It's kind of falling into your trap. It's like Trial just kind of promoted it and his only fans for a day.

It wasn't originally my trap. But then I saw the trap and I immediately took advantage of it. And then even the TMZ guy when he asked me for a comment, my response was, Guess you got to run the story. Strug emoji. Yeah, I've seen that. You posted that text. Yeah.

Shout out to Lina. We're glad you guys aren't getting divorced, man. Shout out to you. Because it would have been a wild time around here. You and Lush single? I think both you guys might have died off the Fettywop at some point. I'm not going to lie. That's the first thing I would do if I became single is that I would start doing fentanyl in

MacArthur Park with Lush. Exactly. Unknowingly. With smelling like cat piss. On the news today, we were telling, we were telling Lest that he should do the 20 everyone live at the show. He was kind of opened up into the idea. How much time do you people think that we have at this live show? Six hours?

Yeah, no. Definitely not. But Lush is like too scared to the 20 versus one. He canceled it after Josh like spent time organizing it because he's still scared of germ. Women were getting threatened though. Women were getting threats from an undisclosed source. Let's just say that.

Germ is another person who honestly belongs in prison and should really just go there and stay there. I was going to say on the Tuesday show, but I guess we have different ideas. And also, shout out to anybody. I don't care if you're a member. If you say anything about my daughter, you're getting banned for life. So shout out to the guy

who just got annexed off the island for life. Weird ass fool. People are very weird. It's weird that you apparently are comfortable giving us money on a monthly basis, but then you also would say something like that to me. So you're gone for life. We've got some crazy fans, man. Shout out to all

the supporters. Did you see a Hunter Biden, man? He was setting Twitter a blade. He's talking about smoking his crack. You y'all see that? Well, seven, what do you get, 700,000 followers or something like that? No, he's talking about sobriety, and he reactivated his account and just started going crazy. I mean, I realized how awesome under Biden was when I saw the Channel 5 interview with him.

And I just like immediately realized like, holy shit, I was fed this version of him by the right wing media that is just total bullshit. He's fucking awesome. Yeah, he's a dope guy. He's definitely dope. He's setting up his presidential campaign. Not a crack at anymore. No. Which is cool.

You know, I would have liked him probably as a crack out as well. But yeah. Fucking straight dime prostitutes off the crack, you know? I don't know why. Dude, he's lived some life. Yeah. I don't know why it took him so long to realize that we would love him in this form. I think he was just trying to stay out the public until Biden was done with his political career.

And now he's like, hey, the OG retired. It's time. Yeah. Let's get it crack. And it's kind of just a perfect time to be a real dude in politics, you know. That's what I'm saying. Yeah. this is a but supposedly he doesn't want to get into politics but definitely he's likable i could see him

being kind of that you know this isn't a politician type of guy you know 700 000 ain't done to sneeze at that's one yeah i'm pretty sure it's 700,000 i had the topics in there but uh and also uh but yeah but yeah that was crazy you want to click over to the topics probably yeah it was like down a little bit because these are oh boys i think it's around 11 or so i don't know where they all there are no numbers here. I added another one. I added some and then sent it to Josh at no jumper and labeled it Monday topics. I'm not sure.

Nathan. Address that. What do you think about your boy, Spencer, possibly taking out? It's still, he's losing by 3,000 votes, I believe, right now. I mean, I don't understand why anybody thinks that there needs to be like voter manipulation for this to happen. It's not like we've ever had, like, well, we haven't had a Republican mayor in, like, an extremely long time. It's not like he was like the most popular Republican candidate in the first place.

And everybody already knows that the mail-in votes tend to be, you know, more Democrat. So, yeah, I mean, it was a nice idea and everything. But ultimately, I mean, I don't, just because it's like shit goes crazy on social media, I don't know, it's like, I think everybody on the right acting like this is so mystifying or kind of full of shit. Yeah, we're going to see a lot of voter fraud talks lately. It's already starting as soon as this started rolling in because he was in the lead behind Karen Bass. It was going to be him and Karen Bass. And then what's her name? Nathia came through in the late with the overnight votes.

And now he's about to take the hell. But you said that it was looking like he was going to get picked. He just felt like he just, do you think he made any choices wrong off? Yeah, okay. But then it ended up being that, what's her name, Indian lady, got way more votes than him. Yeah, Ramon. That's who I voted for. I didn't vote.

Yeah. I never vote. I've never voted. For anything? Nothing. I like your apathy. I'm a part of the problem. What is your daughter think of that? My daughter's voted more than I have.

That's crazy. That's crazy. Yeah, I mean, I, what did you think of Spencer Pratt? I should just be happy he made it this far. I thought it was amazing that he was able to garner this much attention. I've been surveying people in my neighborhood, like people I see on walks and stuff. I feel comfortable enough for them to ask about like, hey, how do you feel about Spencer Pratt?

My neighborhood's had a bunch of people moved from the Palisades fire into it. And of course, like a lot of these old. ladies are like, oh, I love them, but you know, you can't ask me. I'm like a fire victim. Yeah, he's going hard for that. This one lady almost started crying when she was talking to me about her like Spencer Pratt support and, you know, the negligence of the mayor position and shit. And I was like, well, this is just a bunch of emotional kind of like voting. You know what I'm saying? I don't think he's really affecting change or he has the money power structure behind him to even,

you know, like garner that type of attention and make it to a main stage. No way. Yeah. It's all about money. His presidency is basically entirely based on hatred of homeless people or like fear of homeless people, which I totally understand. Vail was going hard for Spencer Brown. I am very, very anti-homeless as well. And I fucking, they piss me off more than anybody. But it turns out that that's not really like enough to get people really out there to overturn the vote. Yeah, because the same thing, like I have the same criticism.

I agree with Ricky. Just kind of like, he sounds good. but then it's like you look into kind of policy positions and like how he's going to get it done and it's kind of just like trust me bro you know i got this i got y'all and uh it sounded good i heard he also went hard on like the online like kind of clip farm kind of campaigns to where he seemed a little larger than he really was like the support that he was getting for sure even up here he just seemed out of his depth when you guys were asking him certain things just basic uh questions and he was just like i have a billionaire friend dude he's about to drop the bag off all me

We're about to get these holes and see a little body. Trust me, don't. Where are you going to put them? Trust me, don't. So they're not sleeping outside out of the 22ster's house, you know? He's passing off the ring footage. Yeah, no, I mean, I just, yeah, I mean, it was kind of odd interviewing him because it was just pretty clear that he was running on one issue and one issue alone,

which is basically like L.A. is disgusting and a dump, which definitely a lot of truth to that. But, yeah, it's just not going to carry you to victory, you know. When I was sitting there, I was like thinking, you know, in his convincing moments, like, how hard is it really to run a city? You know what I don't know? Like, how hard is it really to do it type of thing? I don't know. We'll see.

And I was, I was like, it don't matter how hard it is, Spencer Pratt can't do it. This is not the guy. You feel me? Not the man for the job. No, 100%. Yeah. And the Indian girls like a city planner and stuff. She has a pretty good.

Yeah, that's who I voted for because I haven't heard the best things about Karen Bass, even though she's running Democrat and all that, but she's had her chance that, you know, it's always nice to try somebody new. We'll see. I mean, I would be lying if I said that I really was like paying that much attention to the fucking mayoral race. Like, I didn't even know what the mayor was

until a couple months ago. Yeah, I just moved here a few months ago. I had to register out here to do all that for show. I had to do the research. You know, I got to. I get straight to it, man. I seen you on a grand post and I was like, that's what's up, man.

Yeah, I'm not like you settle out just moving down here and not trying to Well, at least I try to balance it and not complain about shit. I just don't know. At least I don't know anything about it. Yeah, fuck the homeless. It was like, go back to making fun of me. I don't want to talk about this.

It takes so mean to me. I like how Vell has decided to make a return to the streaming world. Yeah. And he like had a spot in the hills where he was going to do his big introductory stream. I was going to pull up. I'm glad I did it. out of it? He looked at tore up, bro.

He said he took a perk and passed out, like, he took like a fucking shot or something, like off the perk and just died and just could not do his stream. Back to the draw. Perfect for Vell's first stream. Yeah, no, he was sitting on the ground. Like, they were like, well, he's like, uh, he's like, you know, straight caveman on him.

Who story did y'all see this on? I saw it. Uh, I forget. He was just like, yeah, anybody pull up. Yeah. And he was like, I forgot I took a perk earlier. And then I started drinking. Fucked me over.

What do you think about Vell? Because Vell's always been like a likable character of the No Jumper universe, probably the longest standing without a lot of flack. And now the fans are giving him a lot of flak as if he was, there's a conspiracy that Munchy put out there that he was working with Flaco to take that video of the weapon so that Flaco could call the police and incarcerate Muncheon. I would bet money that Flacco and Vell have never had a private conversation. I think so too. But it was funny because Munchy was like, I go on Vell's Instagram. he got pictures with fat ass flaco on there i'm like what picture he's like it's from the live show three years ago bro it's like bill what's up with the picture he's like bro that's from

three years ago i'm like that's crazy that's dope i mean like okay if i have the metal glasses on right now and i do a little clip to promote the live stream and i just go like this are we really supposed to believe that this is like an act of aggression that he was trying to expose munchy like i guess i guess He didn't notice that shit. And so he posted it, which I feel like whatever you are presenting yourself as on a podcast, that that is shown on camera that you can't complain about that. I mean, I know people like to say that I don't like to take accountability. But I feel like that is one person's fault and one person alone.

It's not Vell's fault. I love the idea of Flaco just being so in tune with a live show, Vail story, everything. He's on it quick. He is like a board with a bunch of money. That's my work. Like, you aren't tying them together. It's time to play ball.

Yeah. I know much you would hate to hear me say that, but something about that is just so fucking funny, but not, yeah, ease up on Vell, y'all y'all. Vell definitely had no malicious intent behind that.

Anybody that knows Vell for fucking talk to him for 30 minutes, know that Vell wouldn't do no fuck shit like that or even work with Flocko and be on police shit like that. Yeah, that don't seem like Vell's character at all. Yeah, he definitely did not mean any harm. And if anything,

I should be thanking him because he exposed, that one of the hosts had broken one of the only rules that we had placed upon him where we asked him, please don't have that when you're on the podcast. And I mean, apparently that's like too much to ask because I felt like it made us look insane to have that going on on camera. A little crazy. Yeah. I think Munchy could have just easily been like, hey, Vell, there's something that's shown

in this that I don't want to show. Vell would have been like, I'd delete it right now. I think it could have been as simple as that. And we could have avoided all this. I guess it wasn't his glasses. I guess he had Yeah, he took a phone out. But either way, so he's supposed to notice the like one inch of black material that is sticking out

of his pocket, like, which he filmed Monchy for like less than two seconds probably. It's the classic I'm showing everybody on the pod and then flip the camera to myself, I'm on the pod. You know, it's like at least Moody Fats had to go to his trunk to get it. He's not in tune with the environment the way that we're in tune with the environment. You feel me? So like, obviously that's just going to be like liability in his head. Like what the fuck?

Yeah, because he can't see him recording. Maybe Munchy would have seen him and been like, hey, bro, you know. I like the idea that I'm, like, supposed to lie on their behalf. Like, I'm already, like, not saying the word or whatever. I'm, like, not, like, giving anybody like a direct quote. But it's like, we all saw the fucking screenshot in the Reddit. Am I supposed to, like, come on here and just, like, lie about, like, what happened when it's already been, like, very well documented that, like, that's why Munchy got mad.

That's what he was offended by. It's always going to go back to the street dudes as. like the frosty Pokemon thing like Adam you're the one amplifying it you're the biggest voice you're going to put it out to way more people than if the red it just all it yeah it's just so much easier to fucking blame

to blame the white man than to like take some accountability for me personally if there's anything I kind of learn from this is that I feel like every podcast on No Jumper needs to have a smaller percentage of gangsters you know

like one is okay two this is our one that's our gangster right there he's got bodies throw up it's just like one is good two okay maybe three no three's not gonna worry especially if one is like noticeably more turned up that like because i feel like jhood is just like fresh about the slammer like they need to be on the same page of streetism for sure honestly i have that's a problem having lushing j hood on the same panel i feel like yeah that's two gang members ready to go at it. You know what I'm saying?

Let's been throwing up the five a lot. I have an idea that I think could solve the potential weapons being brought in by any potential host. Yeah, don't do it. A wand. A security girl with a wand in the metal detector. Let's say me out. I hear you.

You got to get past. If it was my building. Cash for guns like Obama did. I would make a zero tolerance of you can never have a weapon on premises. I would have one door that would be the talent that you can only enter to this door and I put a metal detector on it. But then who's going to operate the metal detector? Well, no, you just have something.

Whenever they come in, you just got to walk in, just have somebody just come check, just make sure they're good. And then if you do bring a gun in. I don't think you've thought this through very well. I don't think so, because who's going to operate the metal detector? Do you really think that we want to be like? And also, people are going in and out all the time. Because, like, keep in mind,

DW Flames first time on the podcast, we had security that day who wanted him down and basically told him, like, you got to go back to the car and put that in the car. and then while he was on the podcast, he sent his girl to the car to get it and bring it back in just to make sure that it was easily accessible for him, which I don't really understand why this is such a big deal for people

on a podcast that like you just feel like something might happen that you're going to have to shoot somebody on a podcast. But yeah, I feel like, you know, I don't know why people are so devoted to this, like why they can't just listen to it. Which granted, like most people, like even with Brick, like we had that conversation with him a million times like multiple times and

eventually he abided by it although not the time that he was with loose canin and stuff but it's just like i don't know i'm kind of growing like sick of dealing with this from so many people so it's like for sure like my appetite for bringing like gang members on j hood did not right he told if he did it was hidden good enough it's like if you are then make sure it ain't poking out and showing exactly if you're going to do it have some fucking tact about it you don't have it you know you You don't know. That's a good rule. Why is it poking out? But I think we could maybe add on the doughboys rule.

Okay, we have the metal detector at the front door. But we also have a no-jumper armory inside the building. So if you sneak a gun in, we all run to the armory. We grab weapons, have shootouts within the building to neutralize the person with the gun. What about a no-jumper gun buy-back program? Yeah. Yeah, bring it back. We'll give you.

I stole that from the chap. That's what I'm saying. We definitely need the gun buy-back. You know what I'm saying? if you get caught with it on the pod, we have to buy it from you at a premium. In general, like, we can make sure that all the gangs just stop having guns by just buying the bat. Come to No Jumper, bring your guns. Bring up.

Bring up. I like the idea of Doe doing the pat down at the door. Sorry, Killet, you have to sit at that car. Kelton is. He puts his hand on his chest. You know, I would. Normally I would. He's going to have fingerless gloves for sure.

You know, he's definitely going to go all out. He would have been a good security guy. Absolutely. Absolutely. Yeah. I did that security back in the day. A neutralizing glaze. A neutralizing glaze. Do you ever do security? No, I've never done security. Never done security. I did like one day. One day at a South by Southwest. Were you sure? For real? No. Definitely not. You're just running the mill security or like an artist security? No, I was like checking IDs at the door at a bar, at a venue. Okay. And then had to do a little like regular security. But for sure, if anything had gone down, I was nobody. had prepared me for anything at all. Like if somebody had done anything like out of the ordinary, somebody brandished a gun, I would have,

you've been a female CIA agent on them. Nobody gave me any instruction about that. Volunteered to go to the music fest type of thing. It was one of those. My neighbor basically was like, yo, you want to make 10 bucks an hour doing security at this venue for South by Southwest that I,

like he worked at the venue and I was like, okay. And by the end of the day, I was like, I can never do this again. Yeah, just not me. Yeah.

Yeah. Adam of the security guard I did secure I used to do like Lost Prevention for grocery stores so I used to like a plane co's guy just walking around act like I'm shopping like

I know you like looking at the cereal I'm a kid nigga so to this day I see people shoplift all the time because it's just tell tell signs that people give you just lock into that mode you were racially profiling

you were racially profiling oh he was on the white yet that's got to be part of the job that has to be If you're not racially profiling, you're profiling about everything out. Did you get fired because you kept eating the food? No.

I was going to say you were definitely crushing gummy worms and stuffing them in the back. He figured out a system to steal. Oh, we did. You used to steal food all the time. We were stealing. Me and my boy, I wasn't drinking back then. Give me that chicken. And then he's eating it in the back.

Who was the worst offender, though, boy? And how many on feet chases did you have? Was it 13% of the population? I ain't going to lie. It was a lot of niggas, man. This was in Shaq. It was in Shaq. I mean, I could lie.

You're supposed to lie, bro. I'm just being honest. Put it on like elderly, like, Ukrainian women. There's a lot of Japanese people in sack. But in my defense, the safe way that I was at was in the hood, though. So it was nothing but necks of it. Was it one like near Broadway over there? Yeah, yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, so, you know what I'm saying? So it was a couple of them, too. Like, how were you dressed? I was just dressed regular. A long-wanger shirt, jogger pants. And then I would have to wait until they tried to exit the store.

And then, like, as soon as they go, you just walk up to them, you just grab them by their arm. Like, hey, I need you to show them your badge. So you were allowed? You grab their balls. You were allowed to make physical contact, though? Yeah, as soon as they walked out the store, you just grab them and just show them your badge and then walk up to the bag.

The messed up part was if they were trying to steal alcohol, you had to call the police. Oh, gosh. So you couldn't apprehend them yourself? No, you don't. When you apprehend them, but once you take them back, you have to call the police. I have to show up. My sister. I let a bunch of nags go.

I wouldn't call him police on anybody like that. You're so cool security guard. You were locking up more people than come all in the air. I got punched in the face at that job, too. They punched you in the face? I got punched in the face by a Mexican lady. Did you keep fighting? No, no.

That was his last fight? Hell yeah. Oh, wow. No, that was his last fight. You could tell she had brothers. Like, she stole on my shit. I was, pooh. But like, I'm random Mexican lady, but I can't punch you that home.

No, she was bigger. Yeah, think of Louway. They were so smart. Let me tell you all the operation that they would do. They were both coming on separate sides of the store, right? Because it was a team of four of them, and we had knew about them and we heard about them. One of them would come in with just a basket. The other ones would come in, they would grab a bunch of bags.

And then they would go fill up stuff in the carts. And then they would push one of the carts into the bathroom and then bag up the groceries that they just did. And then they would walk out. So we seen them doing it. So I go outside, try to do this shit and grab her. She just turned around and just, I just took my shit. And I was just like,

maybe I was thinking about hitting her back, but then I was just like... When you just punched your hand, I kind of saw the vision of how you could defeat Buddy Fish. See it, man. Nike? That smack?

I was like, they used to call it Nike Will. Put the niggas asleep. Yo, when I worked at the grocery store, though, I was stealing a lot of food. I would take a Mama Celeste and slip it down the front of my pants before I left every day.

What's a Mama Celeste? It's like a microwaveable pizza. Oh, shit. Yeah, and then I was... This is my band? I would take the... These frozen hamburgers and I would kind of slip that into my bag pocket. When they would send me on cart duty, like to go out and collect the carts and then bring them in, I would like, I remember once I'm grabbing like a little container of pepperonies and like just sticking out of my pocket and I'm like bringing the cartel.

Hell yeah. Pepperoni's up my pocket. Like that was the best shit. And that actually was the first time that I ever got addicted to caffeine because it was I think the first, I didn't even know what caffeine really was because I was like 15 or 16. We're going to the grocery store. But I would steal a mountain dew like every time. time I left and I would drink that and take to Mountain Dew. No, for real. And then I would start to crave it and I realized like, oh, I'm craving Mountain Dew because

of the cap. I knew about caffeine a little bit, but like I didn't, I hadn't really like experienced it. And that's the first time that I kind of realized. Did you ever get caught stealing? No. No. But they, they kind of like quietly fired me.

They're like slowly stopped booking me to the point where I, my shift was like three hours at the end of the day on a Sunday. Oh, shit. They caught you stealing. They caught you still. I was doing such a bad job that they didn't really want me here. He's eating the pepperoni. Get them out of here.

Stop scheduling them. Yeah. No, that was a bad job. I mean, because like who's stealing in your hometown? Do you think a lot of people are coming in grocery? Yeah, there probably wasn't a bunch of theft in Nashville. Yes.

I truly believe that theft was just like a thousand times easier back then before there was tons of cameras and shit. Dude, it used to be so easy to steal because in high school I would like not pay for condoms. I'm just running in the CVS, getting the condoms, dipping out, then they put them behind the fucking glass. The homeless. It's the homeless people.

I feel so bad for the kids now. You can't even go. Still condoms. So now Ricky goes out to the community hands little kids condoms now just to help them out. In case they want to fuck. I do not have a little kids.

You want me to tell you how to use this? I'm going to rip it open for you. Man arrested at with them. Man arrested at. then it's beach. I'm just trying to take them back. No, I literally, I got in trouble in sixth grade in school because in sixth grade, I guess it was like 11 or 12 or whatever.

Let's not start. No, please. Whatever I got PTSD. But I basically told the principal or I told the teacher, I like raised my hand in class and said, why does the school not distribute condoms? That's a good question. Well, I think it's suspended, but then like I got, called down to the office they told my parents that I had raised this issue and they basically were like

are you sexually active and I'm 11 and I'm like no but I'm like watching TV all the time and I'm seeing shit on MTV about like how they're giving out condoms at different schools and stuff like that probably in like high schools. Yes for sure. More likely that people are having sex. I'm 11 and for some reason was thinking ahead and was just like I think that the school should have condoms available and I mean the the principal as well as my parents were just flabbered. at the fact that I actually like raised this issue and in retrospect I was you know seven years away from becoming sexually active so and you're a trailblazer we could have stopped the whole teen pregnancy wave if we would have listened to the little grand mason yeah yeah thank you I appreciate we got to we got to give the kids condoms I think is what we came down to yeah for sure I actually couldn't afford my first pack of condoms before I started stealing them and I told the dude at the counter local grocery store I was like he's like yeah you're short like at two dollars or whatever was like, ah, that's good.

He's like, no, wait, buddy, let me just. Like, I'm a raw dog. Yeah, I was like, ah, it's good. Buy a couple McChiccans instead. Yeah, yeah. Get a little dive sack afterwards and he gave it to me. Did you use a condom? I never really had a condom face.

So you didn't use... No, I just... Did you wear one in the bathroom? Uh-huh. Did you wear one in the bathroom? What do you mean? Like, in here. I didn't do it.

Okay, my bad, my bad. But no, I've never been like, I think because when I started smashing, I started smashing, I started smashing. Ross. I never, I mean, there's been times in my life where I have, but not a lot. I mean, I'm so thankful that I was indoctrinated into condom usage early in my life because like TV really and in school as well, like really convinced me that if I didn't wear a condom that I was going to get AIDS. And I wore a condom for like the vast majority of my early sexual experiences. And it wasn't until

a bit later that I started having raw sex with every single girl that I fucked. But by that point, I had like actually figured out how to pull out So yeah me and Ricky's generation is definitely like the condom suck generation We definitely started that wave Because the AIDS has started going away Right You know

You don't want to be that unlucky guy I feel like herpes was the big thing That's the one you didn't want to get the age dog You remember talking to this OG dude When I was working at a fucking Home Depot OG Mexican dude He's like bro I've smashed like a hundred chicks I've never used a condom

Never got a STD you kids are pussy I was like, what the fuck? I was like 100 people never got a S-TD. I'm scared of the pre-go too. That sounded impossible to me. Like if someone who told me that, like, I remember I fucked this girl when I was like 19. And then I was like, I went home and I saw a commercial on TV about AIDS

and just completely convinced myself that I had AIDS. Oh, that's the worst. That's the worst, bro. Definitely. With straw dogs and some shit, and you're like, oh, fuck. I just ruined my life. I was like, what is this little spot here and shit? Like, you know what I'm saying?

I never seen this before. I convinced myself that this girl that I had sex with who probably only had a couple of sex partners before me had definitely given me AIDS. And, you know, I just freak out. I got to go get tested. I made her get tested like everything. And like, looking back in it now, I'm like,

what the fuck was I so worried? I should have been worried about getting her pregnant. That's realistic. But you shot up the club, too? No. But, you know, we've all had, uh, pre-gum abortions.

But see, you know, the crazy thing about your experience with your thought of what AIDS could be was so different than mine. Because I found out really young. I want to say, I found out like 16 that it was really difficult to get AIDS through heterosexual sex. So I was just like, oh, well, I'm good. I wish I had, nobody ever told me that. I learned that really young.

So I was just like, wait, it's harder for me to get it from her? I mean, from snigger. I had a friend when I was in sixth grade, I had a friend named Aaron. and he like moved to my town from Lowell, Massachusetts, which was only like a 20-minute drive away. But apparently his lesbian mother had died of AIDS, which as I'm thinking about right now, I don't know how the fuck a lesbian gets AIDS.

But whatever, his lesbian mother died of AIDS, and he basically, like, got sent to live with his, like, you know, his aunt's family in my hometown. And that just carried me through, like, many, many years of being terrified of getting AIDS because I knew that my friend's mom had died. of AIDS and yeah, that just, it freaked me out so bad for years and years and years. That's so crazy how we just process it. So is HIV a gay disease is what you're saying?

No, I'm not saying that. I'm saying that it's very hard to contract it through heterosexual sex. Well, I heard that dudes were like bisexual and then fucking chicks too and then giving it to the chicks and then the chicks were spreading out. A guy can give it to a woman, but it's harder for a woman to give it to a man. That's what I'm saying. Like, as men, we carried in our sperm. They carried in their blood.

So that's, you know, and I was just learning that really young. I was just like, oh, H-F-E expert. Cheat code, cheat-code, so. Che-code, don't be gay. Don't fuck dude. I was thinking about it, but now I'm not. That's the one thing that has kept them all the heterosexual past. And that's why I'm not gay.

It's a sesty mate for a dog. No, no, but I, that did stick with me when that dude said that. And then I grew up and I started like, you know, raw dog and random chicks or whatever. and I'm just like, damn, it is kind of hard to catch some shit. Like, it's never happened to me, but it's like you're rolling the dice every fucking time. You know, like, why roll the dice? Also, I heard you guys discussing that, like, HIV infection is down up here or something. HIV infection is definitely not down.

What are you talking? What should mean? I don't think it's down. Bro, people. The Hiv is down. They have meds where, like, you could get it so low that it's not detectable anymore and shit. I did see that. They damn near cured HIV.

I'm not going to lie. People don't die from that shit in America no more. Oh, wow. New HIV infections have significantly declined since the 1990s. Like new HIV infections have dropped by 61% since their peak in 1995 falling from 3.4 million cases to 1.3 million, which still 61% is not like that. Like I was thinking it was going to be like 90%. No, 60s pretty good. Maybe it was STI, though.

Maybe you guys are talking about STDs because that's what prompted this whole memory is as well. well when I was thinking about that dude saying like he smashed so many chicks and never got an infection and I think I think he was lying on his dick honestly that's what I think well I lie about you ain't going oh what he's an old Mexican I've heard a lot of people say that though that they've been raw dog and shit never caught anything I was I was sexually active for 20 years before I got into a relationship with Lena and throughout that time I never once got a STD and then once me and her got together I fucked her like makeup artist because we were like doing drugs after whatever, like went to a party together.

I ended up banging her makeup artist in the bathroom. And that was the first time that I actually got a STD, which is kind of amazing when I think about how many times I went to the bar and just fucked a random girl that I just met like 20 minutes before and never got one. And then I got adjacent to the porn industry. Before I even really got in the porn industry, that's when I, and I got burnt like on set like once or twice.

I've never had an SDD. Never? I had a few abortions with no STD for show. I've never had a devotion, but I've had a CD. Well, Chlamydia, if you want to count that. No, we count. That's what I'm talking about. Yeah, brother.

That's literally in the book of STDs. But people... It's like the shit was coming out of your dick? Nah, no. But that's the thing about it is that it's like, like, people act like getting chlamydia is like the end of the fucking world. Once you have it, you realize it's not a big deal at all. You get it.

Your dick feels weird. You get a shot in the ass or you just take the oral medication and then it goes away and you're totally good a week later. I had a homie get that in high school and he told me he just got a little shot. He was like, it took a week. I was good, bro. Now, if you get gonorrhea, you're pissing flames out. Okay, that's what I was thinking about.

Okay. If somebody had told me when I was 20 that getting chlamydia and gonorrhea was as simple as it is that you just go to the clinic and you get a shot in your house and that's it. Or if they had told me how unlikely it is to get HIV from having heterosexual sex, I would have never wore a comfort. So I'm glad that I was. fed the idea. The fear-mongering actually helped. Exactly, because I would have been terrified. And had like six kids with like hell of different ethnicities and shit.

Indian babies. Which probably would be lit. I'm not going on. I'd love to have an Indian baby. Do you see that a clavicular gave up his ownership of the club in Miami? I never even got to go there while I was under his control. Baccarat or something? Baccarat.

Lennah got to go one time. Damn. But he basically decided that. that it was just too much liability. Well, actually, I don't think he decided because he ended up saying that his like Israeli mobster business co-owner is a Jewish mobsters pushed him out. They told, they decided it was too much liability

to have him involved, which to be totally real, like when I first heard about the idea of him starting a nightclub or being involved in a nightclub, that's the first thing I thought is like, you are just going to attract so much of the kind of attention that a club might temporarily appreciate, but in the long run will not be great for business. And yeah, I mean, like, honestly, there's so many businesses that I've thought about over the last

couple of years that seem like really good businesses. But once you get used to getting sued, just becomes, like, unbelievably clear. Like, this is not worth taking that risk. And was the idea that the club was going to be like a streamer club, like where everybody could stream, right? When we first found out about it, Wax said that the club was going to be called club stream. Yeah, I remember that. That's why whack cannot be. I love that.

No, no. He needs to be in charge. But apparently there's clips of him going around telling people to cut off their light at the club. Like, you know, the streamers, like cut off your light, dim your light and stuff. So how does that make sense? That's the problem that immediately occurred to me is like when you go to the club, like, granted, I'm a content creator. So I'm already like prepared for this or whatever. But, you know, everyone in the club is at the very least drunk.

And a lot of people are doing code. A lot of people are doing nice to see your Molly or whatever. last thing you want is to be recorded by a hundred people. Committing crimes. That's what I'm thinking. Everybody's committing crimes in their section these days. Yeah. So, I mean, to me, from the very beginning, I was kind of questioning this idea.

But, like, probably like five times this year. I've had a business idea, thought about it a day or two, and then went to chat GBT and asked it about that business idea. And within like two minutes was like, oh, never mind. The strip club idea. I was thinking, like, wouldn't it be amazing to have a strip club in L.A. that was owned by people in the adult industry who could like bring in a ton of talent

and create like you know they just create like a the affiliate there's so much that we could do with like an IRL version of plug talk when you actually look at all the liability that you're dealing with with a strip club it just really doesn't seem that appetizing what's the liability I've always wanted to own a strip club girl saying she got some assaulted in that motherfucker

right when it's basically the girl's job to get lightly sexually assaulted by the clientele every fucking night because in line yeah I mean like they're like we all know that a dope strip club is one in which the strippers are at least a little open-minded about like hooking up with the clients and they're usually turned up too right yeah they are getting drunk every night we all know that and so like you turn a blind eye to that as the business owner boom that seems like a huge problem not to mention the fights not to mention the fact that people are going to get into shootouts in the parking lot not to mention that you know you know about this new thing where

like if they over serve you and then you get a DUI or whatever, they're assuming the place that served you, the alcohol. Right. This sounds like the best idea ever now. Shootouts, bitches, you know, like.

And it's one thing if they don't think that the club owner is rich, but the thing about being a content creator is regardless of the fact that, like, I might have less money than the average strip club owner in L.A., but for sure, like, you're just a big billboard for this place. and you're like well known you're a content creator like oh i'm getting that bad they are suing you left and right

wouldn't the clientele be so high though that the chicks wouldn't be like expected to like obviously give some random handy in like vip room one degenerate's gonna degenerate bro it don't matter how high you go up the degenerate's going to degenerate i feel like a dude would pay like four thousand dollars for a really high class hand job and that's not the type of dude you got to worry about but if she maybe she doesn't hand him good enough he's like i want a little more for my 4k you know it's like i'd be pissed if that wasn't the best hand job. Or she's missing a couple fingers. She can't even do it right. You never know.

But then like think about the, okay, have you ever, well, I don't know about you guys, but have you ever gone in the bathroom at a club and, like, tried to do coke in the bathroom and, like, the security, like, before you even get the key up to your nose, they're fucking banging on the door and shit. And you're just like, why would you even give a fuck what I'm doing in this, in this urinal, or not in the urinal in the fucking stall? Like, why would you care? And then when you start to realize the insurance issue, you realize,

Like if the club creates a hospitable environment for you to do drugs in the bathroom, then you're basically like asking for a loss. Might have a lush O'Don in there. I might not lie when you go out now, bro, you just see people getting zooted on the like dance floor. No, for sure. People aren't even going to the fucking bathroom. And I'm thinking like, how the fuck is this shit happening? And I'm like, dude, all these places need so much money to survive that everyone's just turning the blind eye. Like it started with people just smoking weed in spots.

And now motherfuckers are just, you know, too. It's like if that's what we need to let them for them to pull out. Oh shit. Beep, this is crazy. And it's easier to do drugs in public now too because like I see people like out at the club and they have like a little bottle or a vial. A little vial. It's like a little vogue.

So they fucking will just do that real quick. It's like taking a bump. Yeah. And I'm just like, oh, fuck. That's how y'all are doing it now. That's like so much more convenient than going to the bathroom and having to fucking somehow chop up a line on your phone. And then you're passing it around. Yeah.

It's like trying to smoke in high school versus kids nowadays with a fucking bait pen just hitting that bitch real quick trying to get sued. Oh, yeah. I'm at Lego Land this weekend. And I'm seeing dads left and right. Just hitting that fucking cart. And I'm like, wow, that was like so sleek the way that he just busted that move. And like none of the other parents even noticed. Yeah.

Well, I was smoking out of like a Pepsi can in the school bathroom trying to like. get the grandma for a quick before school started. Now the kids are just going crazy. A little apple. The Pepsi can and apples. And to anybody who's saying that it's like a police move for me to say that somebody went to their car and got the whooptywop, it's like I'm trying to encourage them to like not live that life anymore by acknowledging their behavior.

That's bullshit. Listen, okay, this is a thing now. I am a podcast. I can't just lie on everybody's behalf. I have to talk about. about what happened. I can't just keep all of your fucking secrets. So either keep it out of my eye

or just don't do it. Because if I know about it, I'm gonna talk about it on the podcast. I'm not here to keep your secrets. But you just kind of got yourself in this conundrum by starting the pretty much street podcaster wave. And they're- How much longer that last?

They're cut from a different cloth than regular podcasters that they're gonna have expectations of you where they're gonna be like, Adam, you knew who I was when you signed me up and now you turning on me, you know? That's kinda how they're feeling I feel like.

Yeah, because Munchie was kind of saying like all these felons that come through, like, y'all got to know that you can't be putting everything on camera. He's like between me, faux extras, everybody just named off everyone, you know, that they feel like this is a felon, uh, Fort Knox, dough boy as well. Right, but the thing is, is that like none of those people, like, if four extra has ever had a gun on them coming in here, I never seen it. Right. If any of his homies ever did, I didn't see it.

I appreciate you being, uh, you know, low key about it. Yeah, I think that's a fair. If I see it sticking on your fucking pants, then I'm going to acknowledge it on the podcast. I might not have done it. Like, I might, I wouldn't expose them. But the fact that somebody else accidentally exposed them, like, when am I supposed to just hold my tongue about everything?

No. Yeah, it puts you in a rock in a hard spot. Adam, I was like, you're damned if you do, damned if you know. He was talking, sorry. Interrupting me. We got to be mindful of that. Go ahead. Just put you in a rock and a hard spot.

It seems like no matter what you do, they're going to look at you as, you know, the bad guy. If you're lying, it's just like, you're lying as thing. He's laughing because he's your glazing. Oh, my God. You actually kind of did me? Like he doesn't need that, though, boy. Like, he doesn't need you to be like, hey, Adam, you know what, no matter what you do,

they're going to give you flag, man. That's not a glaze. I know that. And everybody kind of knows that. Even if they hate me, they know that. He's an arrogant asshole. We don't need to like sympathize with them. Give me a one glaze per episode pass.

Okay. No way you make it through the rest of the other. Yeah, there's not a chance. But how do you feel about your tuna report card grade potentially dropping? I'm not worried about that. I'm ready to go over the dark side. Let's go. Full snitch.

Let's go. And I did end up finishing my 10 pod commandments, which I actually only got to eight. But I could, like, if we wanted to do that, I could kind of lay it out. I was planning on laying out my commandment. No, I'm not ready to do it. Lay it out. I want to print it out and do like a thing, an episode where I actually like go one by one. No, that's a whole episode thing for sure.

That's all episode. And then once I do that, I want to do performance reviews with everybody on camera, which is, of course, the only way to do a performance review where I kind of like sit down with all the hosts, including the news hosts and everything and sort of give them my thoughts and my tips, my tricks. But I have to like, I have to like watch more content and get prepared and really do that. So I want to like make a real thing out of it. And obviously the nose-upor universe has kind of been rocked by the fact that, you know a couple people left but we do we have a female co-host who I shall not name who will be

trying out for the first time on Tuesday I would like to nice I would like to acknowledge that okay which definitely not what y'all are thinking if you guys are expecting a an only fan's batty you will be perhaps pleasantly surprised I have a couple ideas but I really don't know who it is but I think I might know probably not good old Jalise no was she eating chicken in a video that was sent to the group chat no comment but A lot of people eat chicken on social media. Yeah, yeah, they definitely do. Yeah, but did you guys actually see the Jalise and her daughter interview?

Absolutely. I couldn't bring myself to watch that. I'm not going to lie. I saw some of the clips. Okay, okay, I want to show you guys like the first minute or two. What? Hell out. Did you see it?

Yeah. I heard that it's an interesting piece of confidence. Check, check. My headphones are not operational, so check, check. I mean, as much it is a little odd to, react to a nine-year-old on a podcast, but very intelligent one I've heard. That is what I'm saying.

I really, like, okay, I've always heard over the years that your parents don't matter that much when it comes to like how you end up, which is like, I think it's very hard for people to like accept that. Yeah. But they're, you know, I've heard like a lot of people speak on that. I've never felt more like I believe in that than watching this. Because this girl has for sure been through more in life and seen things more than most kids.

I can hear it. Yeah, that's good. Check, check, check. I think, check, check. Yeah, I think that's more why, like, versus having a shitty parent, the having kind of a rough upbringing, that makes you mature a lot younger. You know what I'm saying? When your parents are fucked up, you mature, you start to realize things a lot early. you have to do a lot of things for yourself

that your parents would probably be doing for other people. So that's what I see in her, which I don't know that. You know, that's just my assumption. I feel deep empathy for what this kid has probably had to go through. No, eventually, so I'm not acting like you're just like the worst mom in the world, but I do assume that this kid has seen a lot of shit. Yeah, but some people kind of corrupts, but some people are prepares for life. And she seems like it's prepared her for life.

She's kind of like more well-stained. spoken than her mother, which is crazy. Let's check out the clip. I want to hear. I actually haven't heard her yet. All right, check it out. Let's go ahead and introduce the world to who Madeline is. Well, should I just introduce myself? Absolutely. Well, my name's Madeline, and I'm nine years old. My birthday was two days ago, and I just turned nine.

And my favorite color is pink, but I don't think my mom likes that. So, we're here today because you wanted to interview me, correct? Yes. And I think you drafted some pretty interesting questions. Very interesting. Interesting. And how do you feel about the questions that you're about to ask your mother? I feel very great about the questions.

I feel like these are like some very polished questions. These are very polished? Oh, excuse me. Polished. Oh, I think you listen to me a lot. This is a theme in the first 10 minutes of this that I watch that she uses, like, remotely big words. And Jalise is kind of like, what the fuck does that mean? Yes, I do.

You do. Elite, polished. Structured. Right. A lot of people don't know that side of your mother. How do you feel about that? I feel like before you judge someone, you can just get to know both sides of them. I mean, yeah.

sometimes you act this way but then the other times you act this way and I think they need to know that side of you before they start judging because this is the best side of you yeah how do you feel about you know how I handle the situations the online backlash is it backlash um I think like backlash is a pretty big word for a nine-year-old right like she's so well-spoken this Before that was super introspective. Like there's two sides of you. You're only shown one side. If the people saw the real side that I know of you, that I love of you, that they would have a lot more sympathy.

Like, this is deep shit. Right. Nine-year-old. I have not been around that many nine-year-olds, but it stands out to me that she's way more well-spoken than most of the nine-year-old kids that I've been around in my life. Let's just people a little bit more. I don't know if we'll get to it right now, but there is one part where basically like this kid, somehow knows about how hated her mom is on the internet. And Jalise is flabbergasted, which seems kind of performative.

But like, she basically like has no idea how her kid could know that she's hated. Yeah. And I guess she's probably just confused on like, how the hell do you know that? Yeah, she says that the, that her kid doesn't have social media, which seems really, really good and probably crucial to her turning out halfway decent. Yeah, probably why she's speaking so well. She's reading books and shit. Not on.

I feel like it's backlash. You really do? Mm-hmm. Oh, my gosh. You're hurting my feelings. Well, I don't mean to hurt your feelings in any type of way, but I just feel like someone has to tell you the truth. I mean, we just can't hide the truth from you. Oh.

Okay. The truth is a lot of people don't like you in the media realm. And sometimes you just have to know that because, you know, all of these celebrities didn't make their way up here without a little bit of backlash. And this is just to start. So you shouldn't really be that worried. I mean, it's okay to have a little bit of backlash. I mean...

But everybody loves me. Like, what do you mean everybody doesn't like? You really believe everybody doesn't like me? No, I feel like it's 50-50. Like, a lot of people don't like you, but a lot of people love you at the same time. Okay. Elaborate.

Elaborate. I mean. You don't even have social media. I know. Do you have social media and I don't know about it? Uh, is YouTube social media? A form of it. YouTube is really all you would need to find out that

Jalise is very controversial, right? I don't know, I was just like shocked that this kid seems like she's turning out so good, given that I personally have seen Jalise really just explode on. camera and just basically behave about as bad as an adult could. Yeah, she seems more mature than Jalise. I'm not going to lie. I don't know. I think this pushes against the narrative that she's a bad mom, no. I mean, she looks like she's doing a good job to me.

I mean, her kids seems very bright, well-spoken. I had actually talked to Jalise. I was like, you need to show people more this side of you. Like, you know what I'm saying? Like you're really this nice girl. Like, you know what I'm saying? Like you're not this mean turned up individual all the time. Maybe that's just the outer shell.

But I think her doing some stuff with her kid would be dope. I mean, this is a good interview. I mean, I like this. I don't really see what the value in putting your nine-year-old on a podcast is. Honestly, I would never do this to my kid in a billion fucking years. But I like this kind of one-off episode, but like a consistent thing. Well, doesn't necessarily be a podcast. Just some level of content.

But this is cool. It does humanize her. It humanizes Julie's a little bit to realize that she has like a normal daughter or like her daughter turned out like seemingly to be more mature than her in a lot of ways. But I mean, like what does your kid know? I have so many questions. What does her kid know about drugs? What does her kid know about the skinny from the nine situation?

And like and and how drunk she apparently was in the lead up to that. Like I like I guess her kid has YouTube. So she's like looking up clips of her mom. Yeah, she can look up anything, you know. Look up Jalise. Think of all the videos that are popping up. Think about every conversation that you've ever had about Jalise on camera. And then think about the fact that apparently this fucking nine year old is probably reading

that. Yeah. So she saw you slide in in her DMs after she went through that situation, Do-Boy. She's probably screening the DMs for her mother. Like Do-Boy, put them in the request. Speaking of DMs, you know what's so crazy about this situation for me is the last DM that I had with Elise, she was hitting me up all mad and saying like, don't ever speak about my kids on camera again because we're commenting on the skinny from the nine situation or whatever. And I was a bit disparaging. And then she's putting out this like hella intimate, transparent interview with her daughter, which is going to force people to talk about her kids. And I'm watching this.

And I'm like inside slightly feeling offended that Jalise is doing this. And I know it's supposed to be like repair for her image and stuff. But like a part of me just feels like it's too late. And this is like a really low reaching move. Like it's not like a PR move. Yeah. Like it's not pulling at my heartstrings like, oh, this makes me want to give Jalise more. And obviously I watched.

two minutes of it. If I watched the whole thing, I might walk away feeling different. But for her brand and everything she's put forth on the internet, this feels a little offensive. It's like a blatant pivot to like try to kind of gain, garner sympathy, you feel like kind of thing. Yeah. Like, it's just, it's just not a good look. I mean, she was upset at something that you and whack were did you and whack talk about this interview? No, I just saw this last night. Oh, okay, because she was in the chat, like, tell Adam and whack when we're on the news the other day, like, stop speaking on my children on my kids how I parent yeah she was spamming the chat she's been hitting everybody yeah she's going crazy like I was like what did Adam and

wax say I didn't even see what they said and I hearted the message I was like fair you know what I shouldn't be talking about her kids what the fuck am I doing they have nothing to do with what she does up here if you are like self-admittedly raging out on meth and like slamming Hennessy and screaming at people on podcasts while your kids are in the other room yeah sorry we're officially in the territory where it is fair for me to criticize your parenting. That being said, I mean, it's kind of like all those YouTubers over the years who like make content with their kids. And it's like blatantly obvious that nobody would give a fuck about them if they weren't making videos with their kids all the time. But the kids are kind of interesting to a bigger audience. And then these parents like make content with the kids. Kind of ace family-ish type of. Yeah. You know. And I, but I don't know. It just doesn't really suit. Right. Like, hopefully this is the only time that they do this. Now so too. If Julie. least was living on the straight and narrow, I would maybe feel a little bit different about it.

But just the fact that like her lifestyle that she's living is like largely predicated on drug abuse and gang violence. I don't know, man. Yeah, and she dropped it on her page. I feel like making the daughter maybe a little YouTube page for her podcasts or whatever would have been a better move because her audience is kind of, you know, be ruthless if I had a guess, you know. Yeah, my bad.

To what see what other videos? Just like what predated this, you know? Um, so we've got... Yeah. Well, this is actually the first video that has been on her page in six months. Stockton, California rapper M.B. Nell targeted in mass shooting, leaving four deceased and 19 wounded. And then do it. Popular Instagram model passes away in car accident causing 13, whatever.

CML Lavish D freeway Donnie affiliate arrested connected to the murder of EBKJ bow. I mean, yeah, it is. It's a pretty harsh pivot. I mean, clearly she's trying to figure it out as a content creator. I'm not going to like kill her for that. No, no, it's just a crazy transition. Your personal brand, like that's the part that's offending me is like your personal brand. You seem like the type of person that should keep your kids off camera because of the reprisal you might get about the things that you say about people.

Yeah, she does as dead people and shit. You know the way that you move? Yeah, you know what I'm saying? That just doesn't feel appropriate. I don't know. Maybe I'm being too harsh, but it's just like such a glaring. And then to be on the interview, like obviously you're not going to be like, yeah, I'm daughter. I'm a scumbag.

But to be like, you think people hate me? Like, she obviously got that from somewhere. It's like you should be exploring like, you know, why she feels that is. And she agrees with that. I just saw a moron in the comments saying that Adam didn't feel this way when he was exploiting Tini. And Nova. Nova had already been on multiple podcasts with over a million views before she came on the

podcast with Tania, which is obviously fundamentally different than Jaliy's taking her nine-year-old who had never been on camera before. Also, big difference to win. nine-year-old and the 15-year-old, obviously they're both children. But like a nine-year-old is like especially not really prepared for what this will be all about. And actually, Lush said that Jalise's nine-year-old is apparently like sophisticated enough that she went to Lush one day here and said, how much money do you make working here? Which is just like that, I don't know, that just kind of like, bloomy. I was just like, whoa. Like she's like thinking about shit like that.

When I was nine, for sure I had never thought about how much money somebody might be earning at their job. Right. I think around that time, I probably thought about stuff like that. I didn't know about money at all. Yeah, that's real. But I think it's just like you said, sensitivity. If your parents aren't necessarily like up on game the way they're supposed to be, it makes you more aware of the world and problems that maybe you shouldn't necessarily be crossing your nine. Yeah.

When I was nine, I was definitely getting pushed outside and like come back when the lights come on. The street lights come on type of shit for sure. Yeah, I was outside on my bike and shit. It's outside. I was outside on my bike for sure. And it was like hanging out in the neighborhood and stuff, but there wasn't like anything bad to get involved with in my neighborhood when I was nine. Or at least I didn't find out.

Mine was pretty janky. Yeah. I had a paper out at eight. Eight. And you went to church and shit, bro. We only hear about none of that. I had a paper room. I was just kidding.

Twelve, but, and I thought that was early. Or like 11. This is how old I am. When I used to deliver newspapers to people, Sometimes they would have like they would have like milk and like juice and shit delivered from like crystal and steal their milk in their juice. That's fine. So many of your stories involved stealing food.

You're like fucking yogi bear. The fact that there's still milkmen when you're alive. Boy, you are not a young man. That's crazy. I promise. That's young guys. You're only, you're four years older than me, but I don't think there was a milk man in my name. Damn.

So what are you guys saying though? Is this a W for Jalise? Is this a, you know? I think it's a W. I think it's, I think it is. I think it's a, you know, a chance for people to see a different side of her. You know, we're all layered, you know, individuals. You know, you might, you know, crash out one day, but at the same time, you might be good

parents. So I think it's good to see it. And I think she should do, you know, she doesn't have to convert totally to doing that. But I think to show people different areas of your, of your life and your personality, I think it's cool. I have like a cynical mind part that's like, yeah, this is kind of conniving a little bit to kind of trying to get her image better. But also I have the wholesome part of me that's like.

Like at least, you know, her daughter seems like she's having a pretty good time in life, you know, and doing her thing. That's where my mind goes. What you say? Those are, that's Ozzy Marcus's daughter. Yeah. That's Ozzy Marcus's kid? Yeah, because her oldest kids are going to be Azzie Marcus. Wow, I did not connect those dots.

That is fucking crazy, bro. Yeah. You know that? No. Yeah. Well, because she has like a restraining order against them and shit. I'm pretty sure they have a pretty estranged relationship. Yeah, that makes sense to me.

wow that's fucking crazy i don't know i mean like it's it even more of a surprise that she's this well-spoken you know that's two kind of fucked up parents and she's you know i'm very intelligent i want to like offer support but i don't know like what that would be or like i want to like let her daughter know i realize that you are living in a war zone right now that whatever you're dealing with being jelisa's daughter is worse than like living in fucking Gaza probably, but I don't know how to like, you know, offer that support. Maybe I should give her like a scholarship one day or something. That would be hard to have been.

It's going to be a long time. College. A thing. About 10, 10 years. But she seems like she's handling it well. Like you said, sometimes, you know, people that grow up and fucked up situations, but it prepares them for life and kind of makes them grow up fast. But she doesn't seem like she going to have any issues.

And having a fucked up mom, you know what I'm saying? My mama was fucked up when I was growing up. and, you know, you just move on with life. How old is the boy? She keeps rocking. I guess that's the W. Yeah. He's younger.

Okay. I think that's the W's kid seems right, sharp. Has a good future. Yeah, exactly. You know, so that's a W. Yeah, she came off brighter and smarter than Delisce in that interview. What are the odds of her becoming a drill rapper? Hopefully zero percent.

Hopefully zero percent. If anything, maybe like a Molly Santana kind of lane, you know. Mother Santana, no Hannah Montana. I can see that. They don't really have to lean on their parents for like all their experiential like inputs. There's so much on the internet and stuff. A kid can kind of like build themselves through their interests. You know what I'm saying?

They learn technology so early. They want their parents to fuck off half the time anyway and just be into their iPad or whatever. That's what I was going to say. Even we did that. Maybe that's why we're witnessing this with her is that she's just developing herself outside of the, what we perceive the Jalice circus. you know so i feel like i feel like i don't see a lot of badass fucking yeah none of us wanted to like really be like our parents i don't think you know i was always trying to like you know do the opposite of what the fuck they told me half the time you know so my mom is a librarian so for sure

that wasn't like interesting enough for me to want you got librarian energy thank you i appreciate you do you spend a lot of time at the library like bookworm for sure my parents would take me to the library yeah i was a big judy judy jilloody bloom fan i used read out of judy bloom read some jriles of fourth grade nothing super fudge i was captain underpants all day yeah i was check gecko was my shit yeah um what's up with this kevin hard topic i want to get into this it's bad no some new stuff that's this just still dragging on i'm over apparently he he was saying that he didn't have any say so over the jokes that went out but then it came out later that he did yeah he did so they're basically saying no niggin you knew what they was going to say i mean

I saw like when I was talking about Michael Blackson today he told me that certain people were certain things were removed from the live stream but then nobody felt it necessary to remove the George Floyd joke that Tony Henscliffe made yeah there was 18 jokes I believe that were removed total 18 18 yeah most of them were most of them were like a lot of Trump Melania jokes got cut I heard I heard it's a couple of Israeli jokes got cut And that's pretty much what they're saying. Why are you protecting all these people? But then you are not removing the George Floyd joke.

That was the most. And any of the black jokes, pretty much. Okay, here we go. Jokes about Kevin Hart. Several jokes about Kevin Hart's height, career, and personal life. We're cut, including jabs at his past scandals. Failed vegan restaurant and business venture. One specific line cut by Jeff Ross reported in focused on his businesses,

while others touched on his height and a car. I can't imagine that his height is actually a fucking offensive to him at this point. but segments targeting other comedians removed such as jokes regarding Shane Gillis's military background Tony Henscliffe opening for Trump like these are all things that like everybody knows about a joke about Chelsea Handler's Time on E on the television network

She's been sensitive as fuck about this I get it. They cut a joke about Lizzo who like I mean I'm assuming it was a fat joke she did good though she did good she caught some crazy she caught a lot of jokes but she rolled with them

she was laughing at him and shit you know she took it well Yeah, that is a little wild that, you know, they can find 18 jokes to cut, but you keep that other one in that was really, you know. Yeah, so Mark Lamont Hill. I don't know where he was getting that from, but he said it was 18 jokes and was like going into, yeah, those same reasons. My two reactions was the end of it, him bragging how rich he was and all the sponsorships and stuff was mad fucking corny. So I can understand why the corporate ties were cutting Israeli jokes and Trump Malania jokes for sure. and then the most offensive joke with race for me was the lynching joke.

That was the one I couldn't get over. But I understand that it is. It's, you know, after-letters and I guess. But like, I won't lie. I was offended by that. I was like, and I'm cool comedy, like, free speech and shit. But I was just like, damn, lynching seems a tad too far. It was a long time ago, to be fair.

George Floyd was like very recent. And it's just the George Floyd one, I just don't think it was as funny or as creative as the Bonzai tree. But I think the bonsai thing, I think what makes it funny is it's just so ridiculous. Like even schematically you couldn't do this. So it's just like you're so short black guy. Yeah. I totally understand what makes it fucking funny. But you still find defensive in it?

I just found it was a touch too far. I'm not like these super staunch people that want to like, you know, make it a whole thing and speak out against it. And Kevin Hart used a sucker. And I don't, I don't take it. So for the record, the George Floyd joke was, the black community is so proud of you. Right now, George Floyd is looking up at us all laughing so hard that he can't breathe. It's like I get it, but it's kind of like a, like I can see doughboy sending this in the group chat. Like Adam, you should say this.

In terms of offensiveness, yes. In terms of offensiveness, that's high up there. That's like a nine, let's say. In terms of funniness, I would put it pretty low even in comparison to like every other thing that Tony Hinchcliff said. Right. Because he had a good, great set. And that was like the closer. So it was like, ah, he was like kind of rapid firing jokes. And then the last one, it was like, he kind of fell off. And if you're going to get this off, why are you trying to keep people from talking about you doing the standup at Trump's like big event?

That's more of a Trump thing than a Tony thing. Because Trump is, I think they're afraid of Trump going to the FCC and saying, hey, they're doing. Because he cut all this shit off. He trips. He trips on fools that talk, make jokes about him. I thought that was a Tony Hinchcliff requesting. Yeah, but I'm saying, like, there was multiple things. about Trump that were removed so it seems as though it was a fear of Trump coming down on the roast type of thing that's what it seemed like because it was like Trump and Melania jokes getting

cut what the fuck that's like you know the president like we can't joke about him but yeah he's going after foods you know he don't fuck with that shit so that's what it seemed like at least I don't I can't see Tony being like don't talk about my Puerto Rico was a garbage island joke I mean I feel like that's the worst thing in his career yeah but at least that one was a little bit funnier you know it's like you know the misdirection there's a giant floating piece of trash in the ocean we call Puerto Rico it's like at least there's some you know he's laying the groundwork he's doing the punch if it didn't land with people and it's at a trump rally which is fueled by some racism I get that but it seemed like a trump thing more than a

Tony thing so I noticed y'all have been talking about breaking into comedy up here and each and every one of you guys have you been trying to write jokes I've been trying and just not going well I'm not going to lie I just don't have a brain wired like that yet I don't know how does everybody session one day. When you watch people do comedy, it can kind of like fool you into thinking that it's easy, but then like, you know, I think I've like might have opened up my notepad

app like one time to try to like write a joke and I don't really like understand how you would go about doing this. My brain just isn't wired that way right now. I don't know. Super easy format, right? Premise set up or punchline. Dude, sounds so simple.

Like you start out broad. Like I was thinking like, oh, people call me corny. Yeah, give me, give me. Give me something. Come on. Everybody give a joke here. People call me corny all the time in the chat. I don't think that I'm corny or whatever. So maybe this is where I was missing. You feel me? I couldn't relate. I couldn't put my body and my soul into that. But I was like, oh, this is super broad. So many black dudes can relate to this. If you're not like, I don't know, the stereotypical idea of a black dude or whatever you ever deal with that in your life, you felt like, you know what I'm saying? You can relate to the joke. So I'm working on the setup. And in the setup, I just go so myopic. It's so zoomed into like my. life and my like unique experience with coming to no jumper and finding out from the chat that I'm corny. Like I never had that. You feel me? Allegation left on me until you've got to make a little more broad to like the general audience. No one's going to laugh at that. Like no one's going to feel like this is relatable or whatever. You know what I'm saying? A small streamer community

that I'm a part of like liberal black dudes or whatever. I'm like, oh, it's kind of funny. Whatever. You know what I'm saying? I'm trying to. I see this. He's trying to give him the prompt. Okay. Help me write a joke. I have a friend named Sharp who thinks he's a pimp basically is what I wrote. When I was thinking about jokes, I was thinking like, I want to make jokes about my former co-host that I don't get along with. So, okay, this is what Gem and I came up with. I used to have a friend named Sharp. He claims he's a pimp.

But the only thing he's successfully managing is a group chat that leaves him on red. You can't run a stable if you can't. can't even get your friends to show up at the movies on time. What the fuck? Sharp walks around talking about his player lifestyle. Man, you dress like a monopoly board game piece that got lost in the laundry. This is the doughboy right? If you were a real pimp, your outfit would cost more than my entire set, not look like a 70 prom, 70s

prom reject from the 165 pimp jokes that are smooth, clean, and way too funny section. Okay. Yo, those both sucks so horrible. But low key, the first one, if you inserted your own sauce and intimate knowledge drinking pee, you know? You could make that funny. You can't be a pimp when you're drinking pee. That's a pretty good kind of like easy set up, warm up, walking into the set.

You know what I'm saying? Wow. I can see the vision is what I'm saying. I guess I just like assumed that the AI would be able to like write some pretty decent jokes. Like if you gave them a, like the comedy writers definitely have time because AI is. is not replacing them. It doesn't seem like. That was horrible.

Sharp's interviews and fed it the script of what he's saying. It could probably come up with some shit. He's fucking uploading thousands of hours to Jet. Oh, Sharpie yelling at women. For sure. I feel like it's not going to let me do this one about CRO because it's going to say that it's able. Yeah, it's definitely going to be like, I'm going to give you something that's a little nicer. Help me write a stand-up joke about him.

Oh, God. Oh, wow. Observational and light. We don't want those. Okay. I have a buddy named T. Row who lost use of his arm in a motorcycle accident. Great guy, but hanging out with him is a constant psychological test. Like whenever something great happens, my instinct is to yell high five and then I just freeze. My brain goes into panic mode. Do I pivot to a fist bump? Do I just clap my own hands together and pretend it was cheering for myself? The worst part is, T.R.

knows exactly what he's doing. He just stands there watching me sweat, waiting to see if I'm going to choose the correct side. He's not disabled. He's just running a social experiment. That was not. We are going to bomb. Wow.

I'm losing confidence. Okay, we got edgy. Read one of the edgy ones. They're saying that this AI isn't brutal enough. No. The edgy one. They gave us an edgy one. Option two, yeah.

All right. My friend T. lost use of his arm in a motorcycle accident, which is tragic, obviously. But the wildest part is that he still rides motorcycles. This is better. I asked him, T.R.L, man, isn't that how you lost your arm in the first place? And he looked at me completely deadpan and said, yeah, but look at the bright side. If I crash again, I got nothing left to lose on that side anyway.

It's built-in insurance. This is a dangerous level of optimism. Most people see the glass as half full Tiro sees his body as half indestructible That's better That's better we can work with that We can work with that It doesn't really strike me as like funny enough to say on stage

No definitely we need to go to the intimate knowledge though Yeah saying like you gotta really feel that shit like so many comedians just are like self-deprecating in the best Like surgically Yeah it's just like man that's so fucking introspective I wish I could roast my life like that. They're actually making me want to try Grock now just to see if it's any different. Yeah, we definitely got to try all the eyes. So this is what we should do, you guys.

Yeah, yeah. Let us know, Do Boy, what's idea? We all should just get like a three to five minutes set and just go hit an open mic together. I'm not feeling any sort of confidence right now. I think that would be even funnier if we all bombed, including Doe Boy. Yeah. We can stream that shit. I saw my friend bombing college, and it was pretty funny.

I'm not going to lie. I honestly don't know if I'm sorry. secure enough to do that. I heard it's like the worst feeling ever. I'm definitely not looking forward to it. It's just like getting into a fight. It's just like once you know you're not going to die in the ring, then you can go in there and just fight. Like you just got to go on stage and just survive. Just

go up there no matter what happens. I've got to booed at like in my rap career before at a show. This is all right. This is my problem. I am extremely critical of other people stand up without ever having done it myself. Same. So I feel like I'm going to be equally

critical of anything that I write I don't think I'm even going to be able to come up with like a handful of jokes that I would be able to say on stage because I feel like my like I already feel particular enough about it. I don't know if I'd be able to like even land on anything that I thought was good. But I think when you do land on it, you're going to know because you're like being super hard on yourself to where it. If it's still making you laugh, you're like, okay, this might be the one. Yeah. And it's just like fuck it, bro. We're going to die one day.

Like, yeah, I know. I just want to try. Like, what's the worst like it happened? Five minutes of potential. Like I guy. It's man. Like, bro, you fuck on camera. Like on a weekly basis.

Yeah. And you have a gut. What are we talking about it? What are we talking about? You can't get on stage? Okay. I'm just going to read what Grock gave me. I got this buddy named Duno.

He's a fat Mexican motherfucker. Let's go Gron. He's not just morbidly obese. He's call ice and report a structural collapse obese. Okay. That's better. Grock is way better. That is way more in the direction of something kind of fun.

It's actually comedy. This dude shows up to a Kinsigni. and the Marriacci's start playing La Bamba on his stomach rolls. Okay. He's so fucking huge when he tries to sneak across the border, they don't need drones. They just follow the seismic readings and the trail of empty Minuto buckets. Whoa. Rock is just hell of racing.

My rock is just great. God, Kevin, crap. I mean, wait. Okay, wait, there's more. Border Patrol sees him coming and goes, nah fuck the wall build a ramp let him roll back to Tijuana like the human avalanche

he is I like the build a ramp that was human avalanes I don't know Duno doesn't do tacos he does taco one singular taco the size of a Volkswagen that he sits on and calls it meal prep

that's middle school yeah that was pretty good I'm fucking with it the motherfucker is so fat and lazy his idea of Cinco de Mayo is lying on the couch yelling hey I caramba every time he farts salsa

Damn, GROC racist is fucked. He went super hard. I thought it was going to be a joke about like Cinco de Mayo and then like Mayo. Yeah, they won't stereo. I love the guy, but if Duno ever dies, they're not burying him. They're just declaring that part of the neighborhood a new landfill and calling it Little Guadalajara. Oh, my God. Rock is a boy.

Yo, Groc is old. Brock is the funniest. Rock is like 56-year-old. My lit dad at the party. lit white dad. No, for sure. Yeah. He got that in the email. He's about to read it now. He keeps in nothing. He's killing you. He's killing you the whole. It's way better than the other two at least. It's crazy, bro. Man, you guys keep talking. I'm going to come up with another little thing here. But yeah, guys, we should do that. A writing session? Yeah, do a writing session to

prepare. No, no writing session. We got to come up with our own set. I'm not taking doughboy jokes respectfully. You know what I'm saying? If doughboy kills it, you might change my mind, but as of, you know, up until this point, I'm not taking doughboy jokes. Put it like this. After the show on the 24th, I bet you will. All right, I got you. That was something that is going to see that fire and desire.

Rising to me for the Kevin Hart roast as well, not to just keep coming back. They had so many writers. The comedians had writers. And they're all white. Had writers. Why do comedians need writers? That is so wacky.

A few of them didn't. A few of them didn't. I think we're realizing right here, though, that it is so hard that even a comedian might need some. No, yeah, that's what I'm saying, because a lot of the comedians... Oh, you son of a... This motherfucker. The comedians are super funny, but a lot of...

I got my own about that. He's making these, right? All right, this picture, Alan's 22 taking the stage at the comedy store. There we go. Ladies and gentlemen, give it up for my boy, dough boy. Yeah, this N-word is so fat that they had to give his stomach its own zip code and then evict it like a Section 8 tenant. He got that gastric bypass surgery. doctors went in there with a staple gun and a dream

turned his gut into a sad little corn purse now he eats like a supermodel but he still looks like the Pillsbury doughboy fucked Mike Tyson and the result was left in the sun too long that's that's getting there that's getting there that's getting there dough boy is black so you know the surgery doesn't fix shit

he lost 80 pounds but kept the same neck he looks like a bowling ball with a hoodie on he walks in the room and the floor board's file a restraining order dough boy my N-word how do you lose all that weight and still got tits that clap when you breathe he says it's muscle yeah muscle from carrying around three generations of fried chicken regret oh that's crazy that is crazy at least some Mexicans ain't the only ones and this motherfucker might be gay he might be we ain't sure

he claims he's straight but every time a dude walks by he does that little head tilt like a pigeon spotting breadcrumbs after surgery he started drinking even more like his new tiny stomach is just a shot glass with commitment issues

bro gets lit off of two coronas and suddenly he's twerking on the barstool talking about the vibes the vibes no that's better N-word, the only vibe is you sucking at life and potentially sucking dick. We tried to set him up with a girl, and he said that she had a strong jawline. Bro, that's code for I want her to peg me while watching RuPaul.

I'm not going to keep going, but. Yeah, that's just Adam's notes that he wrote for sure. I've never been so, like, convinced that one AI. was better at something than was crazy because Chad was terrible and Grog was pretty good Brock has shit

that was a couple times way better than the others for sure way better yeah it would need a lot of work but you know good base good little base better than you think like pinky

I want to wife you yeah Kyle needs to come with us to the standup too for sure it's weird how that the pinky thing was like way less sophisticated than what Groc came up with

but we still it's so it way harder yeah way harder. AI is never going to replace comedians. That's what we just got. Yeah, I'm pretty sure.

It's going to be a while at least. I think part of it, though, is like our standard for Kyle was so low because he was just walking in the room and just having the nerve to like talk shit to him. Whereas like with Grock, the stakes are so low that it's like we expect so much of it. No, we were expecting. It's just missing that human element, though. Yeah, it's got no soul. Yeah, it didn't have no soul.

It was kind of like, this is what a human would think to say, you know, for sure vibes. Like, even though our. expectations were low like that just like you know but dope boy does got to top that too he's got to show us on stage he could tell you it's funny how like grok thinks that just being gay and black are like hell of funny like yeah and mexican comedy i mean that is some of the only information that i gave it as i was like he he's black and we think he might be gay they're like if this is all we can work off of well i needed to tell us some shit about you to base the jokes on blacking fat and gay i said mike did you I didn't say Jesse because I didn't know if Grock would know that Zessie was like slanted.

Stensip. That would have for sure been a bit. Let me just do the boxing part, okay? Boxing. This fat homosexual disaster tried boxing. He thought he'd be like Mike Tyson, but blacker and gayer. First sparring session, he threw a punch and his arms kept going like it was trying to escape the rest of his body. The opponent hit him once in the stomach and, well, where the stomach used to be,

and Doe Boy folded like a cheap lawn chair at a family cookout. He puked up Hennessy and regret all over the ring. The refs stopped the fight because he thought Doe Boy was having a heart attack. Nah, that's just Tuesday. Now he shadow boxes in the mirror and loses. He talks like, I'm gonna fuck you up

while wheezing like he ran a 5K to the fridge. All right. Yeah, shout out to Grock, man. Shout out to Grot. I'm gonna go type to Grock after we had done with this. Yeah.

Try to figure out my jokes. Shout out to Grock. Yeah. So I did the Michael Blackson interview today and Daphne Joy. Tell us something. What was the contrast between the two? He, he was good.

He seemed like he kind of got annoyed by me trying to talk about like racially divisive things like Chud the Builder. Whereas her, she gave me like a really, you want to hear what Daphne Joy was not allowed to talk about? This might amused it. One of the things. Okay.

No legal talk. No kids or motherhood. No 50 cent. No young Miami, Cassie or any of the dudes that were in the freakoffs. No freak off in general. Wow. No sex worker testing or condom details. No disrespectful name calling even jokingly or while referencing online commentary.

What the fuck did you ask her then? Yeah. It's all the good stuff. Ten minute interview. Did you watch the one with Ackin'Hare? No, I saw some clips of it. It's like it did. He was kind of going hard on her though.

I felt like a little bit in the clips I saw. But he wasn't really going hard on her. He was just kind of doing the like sexual stuff. Like she wanted it to be like flirty. Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I see. Which that's kind of what you're left with once you're past all that is like,

let's do some lighthearted sexual banter. Because I think like in her mind, I told her, I'm like, you remind me of like a phone. sex operator. Because she just like only kind of like talks about sex. She like exudes that. She talks in this really like cute, sexy little boys, you know.

But when the tape came out, she came out like she was heartbroken. This doesn't represent her. I just seen her twerking, shaking ass ever since. So it's like, seems like you're down with it. I love how quick the internet moves. Like no one gives the fuck that she put out that statement and she's just online taking shots with act. We read like six paragraphs on the news like a couple weeks ago or whenever that came out.

And she's like, I'm heartbroken. I can't believe it. And then she's just like with Adam. I love her management team. It was like, hey, excellent opportunity. So it's like, let's do it. Yeah. I mean, I think like, okay, if you want to like promote your only fans, yeah, that pretty much

is what you need to do is you need to just talk about like sexy shit and not really like dive into like painful memories or whatever, you know. Yeah, that's with everything with the only fans girls. Like the dudes just wants you to be sexy and hot. We don't want to hear you talk about politics or like fucking, you know. have pretty much any hard stances on anything pretty much you know just be hot and sexy and that's what it stuck out to me with acts she was really trying to show her like uh her fucking personality like i could be a really good girlfriend like i love my man once i'm in tune with him

you know we're in lock step like she was really trying to still preserve her like dating vibe it's like don't nobody give a fuck about none of that i know i don't know if it's just because i'm married or if it's partially because she's just like more into act but and you know historically i guess like she's been with black man primarily but she wasn't quite as flirty with me as she was with him like it actually left me feeling like oh act like should probably really try to hit because i didn't really get left with the feeling that i had much of a chance maybe just the plays are different like the act you know flirting with act is going to come off different than flirting with the 22ster maybe because she

No, she's going to actually get that plug-talk invite. Yeah, for sure. Yeah. She made that clear that she's not going to do porn. Oh, for a little. Unfortunately. How does that help the only fans? She's just the biggest, roundest, fakedest boobes ever.

And she's kind of like adjusting. The entire time she probably adjusted her fucking shirt like a thousand times. Are they fake? I mean, have you seen any? I've seen her, right? I don't know. I'm not a good. You are sorry.

I'm pretty sure. I'm a question. No offense. But, yeah, I mean, Axa, Axe Riz might have been. Yeah. Or Axis is hot. But also she seemed like she was very respectful of the marriage element, so that might be part of the explanation. Yeah, that's what she's.

That's why she didn't flirt with you, bro. Maybe. Because you're married. It's the marriage thing. All right, I'm going to read some fucking donos. What the hell? Whoa, whoa. Oh, yeah, bring it up.

Oh, yeah. Gooning her gigantic, goonable. Oh, wow. Yeah. Look at this. All right. That's nice. We're not covering her, are we?

Oh, yeah, show it on screen. Yeah, show the people. I'm going to put it right here. Show the gooners in the chat. Yeah, let's... I mean... Okay, yeah. Okay, from my angle, they looked crazier than they look...

The side angle, they looked humongous at the beginning. The split angle is like the whole thing. I did not say that act is hotter. I said that maybe she thought act was hotter. I have no opinion. Right here, you're really getting a glimpse of how round and gigantic... Those are some knock. These are great.

These look absolutely amazing. Yeah. God damn, it's been really hard for famous dudes this past week and their baby mamas. It's been a whole lot of baby moms. But at least you're not like Diddy. They say in Diddy got the micro. And I see three inches a micro? Yeah.

You might as well be. Well, it might as well be. I thought micro is like, it doesn't even get hard or something. I don't know. What is the technical definition of all microbeys? Bro, imagine you pulling up three inches, bro. inches bricked. That's why you gotta get

sly digler in there. Yeah, you need to bring a guy with you to fuck for you. I mean, honestly, that kind of makes me impressed with Diddy that he's got a micro, so he's a billionaire or whatever, so he brings in some guys

who got like fucking 10 inch dicks and said, here, you do the heavy lifting. If I had a billion, I'm buying a new dick. I'm getting the lengthen insert in. He's not bringing in no regular shit, booze. He's like, I'm going top of the time.

But you're going to be able to take your dick from maybe like three Three to five. That's workable. I'll do it. It's a lot better for sure. Yeah. Three to five.

Five, I think, gets you out of micro easy. Yeah, yeah, for sure. Four, you're out. You can whip out a five. They got the little plastic tube thing, I think they put in you. I've seen it on YouTube before. It doesn't seem like the technical definition is really that specific. Normally structured penis.

Yeah, it says it's characterized by a normally structured penis that is significantly smaller than the average size for a specific. specific age group. It's like you have a baby like the brook on a micro. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, the exact threshold generally includes. I don't care if a newborn. A newborn broke out of micro.

Holding a baby. Imagine you have a baby and the doctor tells you I have a bad news, Mr. Grand Mason, your baby has a micro penis. And I'm like, bruh, he got like 20 years to grow out of it. No, but okay. Jose, abort him like the Down syndrome baby.

A fully, a fully straight, yeah, go make juggernuggets. Abort this little motherfucker. Yo, that would be great if they could diagnose

a micro penis before you're born. Look at his old. Yeah. That motherfucker fucking tiny, get them out of here. Yo,

but it says a fully stretched length of under 2.8 to 3.6 inches, which, yeah, that does sound like a micro penis. Yeah. I thought that,

it was going to have to be smaller than that in order to qualify. Even my 4-inch homies got micros, you don't want to be the dude going, yeah, but it's not a micro. I got to be 3.75. I'm over the range. What do you mean?

I made the cut off. A micro penis is frequently confused with an inconspicuous penis. For example, a buried penis occurs when a standard size penile shaft is hidden beneath abdominal fat or skin folds, which do-boy, I think

that's probably what you're suffering from. Medical measurements must always press past. Suffering. No, no. Suffered. This is important. Medical measurements must always press past the pubic fat pad to get an accurate skeletal base reading to differentiate.

That's cheating, though. We all know if you measure a dick like that, you're cheating. No, that's cheating. That's definitely stabbing the roller into your fucking on top of your dick. There's more dick behind the wall. There's more dick. behind there. You can only measure what you can use.

Daping it into the top of your dick and giving it like an extra inch on the measurement. But everyone who's ever like lost weight knows that that really is how it works is that you're, that fat pad. If you lose 20 or 30 pounds, like you can gain like an inch of visible penis, which is kind of insane. I actually at one point when I was much lighter when I was like 215, I started to spot an additional vein close to the base of. of my penis that I had never seen before, like in my penis, a new vein that I had never seen before.

Let's check it out. How are you? I'll show you after, yeah. I just saw it, like, all of a sudden, like, I felt like I could see more of my penis and I could now see a vein. You had it wrapped around your wrist and then you look down.

Yeah, and I said, hey. I knew he couldn't, I knew he couldn't, I knew he couldn't make it through the ball without an additional. No, that was a joke. That was a joke, that was a joke. That was a joke. That's a callback.

You guys shave your, do you guys shave your asses? No. I keep the Gucci. I have. Pretty trim, yeah. I saved my head, my balls. Guich, I'm talking gooch and ass because it's connected.

It's a friction problem. You just reminded me that I haven't shaved my, the inside of my ass in probably like three years. Damn. And you've been having all these chicks go up in there just bushed out? I'm not really concerned about their experience. They're just flossing. They could do whatever they want done. I'm going to, I'm going to actually read some donuts before we get out of here.

So Mr. Byrulls. said, Adam, please tell the producers on the news for the 10th, for the 100th time to talk into the mic where I'm behind the camera, a whole combo, and I can't hear half of it. Yes. Edgars. It wasn't you. Like, what the fuck? It was Stephen. What is the disconnect on that? Nobody should be talking on the podcast at all, ever unless they have a mic.

Stephen, you're fucking dumb, bro. What the fuck. Yeah, that is despicable. Um, okay, fuck Frankie said, okay, so Adam thinks we're dumb still. Great. I don't even know what I was referring to. Smackpad said, so Adam, So Adam, you think Jayhood just came and sat back down with someone that pulled a pistol on him.

Wack can tell you anything and you won't question it. Well, if it was just Wack telling me it, then I would be skeptical. But unfortunately, you are 1,000% wrong. SmackPack said, Adam, why you have never spoken on Wack having a gun on him when he did the play with Flacco on DW Flames Show and no jumper? Could it be because Wack is a cop? That is exactly correct. Who am I to tell a cop not to carry a weapon? He was issued to him.

Yeah, the great state of the Karen Bass actually directs. gave that to him on her own. Just kidding, Wack. Just kidding. J.P. Cincinnati said, Adam, you should have never brought Jay Hood on the Tuesday show. That was dumb. Now we have no Munchy B and no Spody Face either. L. Adam. Well, obviously, I'm not able to predict the future.

So the fact that I brought Jay Hood on the podcast with permission from both of those people was not something that I expected or could have predicted, you fucking retard. 5-700 said, Jay Hood is the issue. You're losing all the great podcasters that came through. Make it right with them, boys, bro. I've already reached out to both of them. And unfortunately, these hardcore members don't like responding to texts from me, apparently. So.

Or you got us, guys. You got us. I'm not really sure what I could have done about it. Celebs in distress said, Adam, how do you get mad at Munchy having a blight, considering how many enemies he probably has when you, when you yourself had one dealing with King Pill? Well, number one, I'm the boss. And mine is, I'm not embarrassed to have mine. I'm allowed to have one legally.

And also, I have my vision. I have 20-20 vision. So those things make it much, much different. You should have shot King Bill. Yeah, whatever you're talking about. D major said, to perpetuate the Wack narrative that Spody and Munchy and intimidated by J. Hood because they don't want to risk their freedoms at work is insane.

Have you considered that I know things that you don't know? Because I think that's impossible. That's important. Arm said, why is it not acknowledged that J Hood and Spody Face were on the Tuesday show the week before with each other and had no issues? It seems like a J-Hood slash whack situation to elicit. it a reaction. Well, I do agree with the first part that it's important to remember that they were all on

the show the week before and everything was fine when you are making the assumption that I knew that there was going to be this tension. But, you know, I'm not really, at a certain point, I kind of have stopped expecting the audience to have logical takes on what occurs. The Wackenjahood orchestration is more likely. I was going to say, and as much as I pushed back against Adam of like, why didn't you stop it? Like, that was some real street shit that happened like instantaneously.

Like what, you feel me? what are we talking about? There's this asshole, Stephen. Steven, stop talking behind the camera without a mic. That's what the chat said. The chat is always right. Louis is going to come in here. Shit.

Kay Blowing said Wack said the Jay Hood would squabble anyone about him. How are you surprised that happened between him and Spody? Come on, you're smarter than that. Honestly, I didn't even really notice when Wax said that. I guess I did hear him say that, but I don't really remember it. So, yeah, I don't know. I mean, Wax says a lot of things. The idea that they were going to, like, actually decide to fight each other within the first two minutes of the podcast.

I mean, come on, man. Big game over. It said, Adam first, two, now three douches. What the fuck? Don't talk about Ricky Adam and Doughboy like that. Wait, what do they say about me? You guys are douchebacks. I was reading the glaze.

I have a little bit of a doucheback. So I'll take it. Motek said, I like Ricky on here. It's refreshing having an educated young man on the pod. Moose is a liberal twinkerbell, by the way. He's our liberal Twinkle Bell. Come take my cheeks

as my Twinker Bell. Yeah. Just come take his cheeks in general. Snoop Will Pock said A. Doe, Ricky Eaton. L.O.L. Much love, y'all.

W. Pod, W. Chad. Have a good week. Appreciate that, man. You board said, you don't know what you're saying is a fact. Otherwise, it's lying,

but not saying who told you. Well, just because I'm not revealing my sources doesn't mean that I'm lying. Inside. Official Mr. Beganman. So, Wack was lying about the Jay Hood squad.

because Spody said that they just talked. Jay Hood committed podcast self-affliction by fighting for another man. Lame. Self-affliction. I feel like Jay, it wasn't really directly about whack. He just felt disrespected by what Spody said to him. It was definitely for one. And then also, but this is the important part, is that Jayhood's logic actually makes

sense, which is don't go calling another man gay if you're not willing to deal with the gay people from your own community. that's what set it off because, you know, I don't really want to go into details, but whatever. But even that's not fair because it's like, I don't have beef with my homies in the hood so they could be gay, you know. There's going to be some hypocrisy when I have an op. But then also, too, why I talk about some real ass shit like that on the podcast.

Like, that's just, that's where I feel like it becomes too street. It becomes too jailhouse. I get Jayhood's point where it's like, you're calling my uncle gay. We'll talk about the dudes that you know that's gay instead, you know, which I mean, I get that point as from a lawyer. loyalty standpoint, but also. And notably he has beef with whack. Everybody being named is a secret gay.

You know, like if whack is gay, he's secretly gay, which it is kind of corny to be like, oh, yo, this dude is gay, if he's openly gay. If he's secretly gay, it's understandable to call that out because they're like, you know, they're acting like something that they're not. That being said, there really is no evidence to suggest that whack is gay. And that to me is an important caveat thing. including this. Like what what is your best evidence of whack being gay that he laid on a bed naked one time? Well, I don't believe it, but Spody Canneran with the, you know, this trans

Twitter came out and posted a video of whack jacking off. But like, I think that that's not enough to call him gay. Yeah, yeah. If I was an opt-to-wack, that would be enough. But it does suggest that he masturbates in his car with his eyes close. Yeah, that's what I think. That's more likely. I feel like you don't need much more ammo than that. But wax put out fake news the other way, you know, not gay, but... I feel like they could all hop on the phone, bro, and just, like, smooth this out. I'm not even gonna lie. That's the craziest thing I've probably ever heard.

You don't think so? I mean, do you seriously think that? It doesn't. I mean, even from Wack saying, you know, Spody's gotten DP'd like three times since he's been on here, you know, that. Not whacking Spody. I'm talking about Spody, Jay Hood, and Munchy. Like, they've already been on the phone talking with the, I'm obviously the wax shit's way too far.

I mean, I think Spody Face has already kind of made the decision that you don't want to... That not only does he not want to not want to, podcast with Jay Hood, but when I, I suggested to Munchy and Spody Face, like, listen, maybe we move Jay Hood to a different night of the week and we build up another episode of the No Jumper show, which I thought was best case scenario,

and that apparently was not good enough to even get me a response from them. So. They're just upset right now. I think that could work out in the long run. I think like, I think if this was Munchy's first time quitting, that he would probably be down to come back. But I think that because it's his second time,

he feels like he now has. has to like. He doesn't want to be the boy who cried wolf kind of thing. I mean, how many times you're going to quit? Yeah. Come back, you know. I don't know. That is what waxed it too.

Put him in that spot. And then C.W. says, shout out to him, but Sporty did not have the intelligence to pod. He sounded like Patrick Starr and lives under a rock two with the takes he had. Ducees. I ain't. Shit. All right.

Well, I'm not co-signing that, but. No, I fuck with Spody. He was a good addition. Yeah, I thought he was fun to have on there. We don't have to find a new woke, like, gang dude, right? That's willing. to challenge pretty much anybody on anything type of thing. Yeah. Okay. And then Dragon I, Mannheim said, we need the Edgar pod with Ed, Ed, Ed, and Edgar. Gotcha. We're working on it.

And then Lush One, who I'm going to assume is not Lush one, said, we should all catch cases and do a pod from behind the walls. That's 100% lush. That's actually lush. That's his profile picture and that's his That there you go. Put that out to the Una. I will say, though, that I did an interview with Blueface and the clip came out today in which he spoke on Almighty. I just watched that before the. And I read like a ton of comments that were basically like, oh, look at the kind of friend that Adam is that he'll have your ops on and talk to you about it. It's like, I'm friends with Almighty and Blueface.

I might even say that I'm like better friends with Blueface than Almighty. like I think everybody in No Jumper kind of knew that me and Suspect were cool, but never spoke off camera almost ever. He's not even like in the No Jumper group chat because of the fact that, you know, I think like when he was, it was so explosive that it just didn't really seem like a good fit. I always wondered that. And also like suspect talked crazy about Booth Face like many times on the podcast. it would actually have been kind of weird

if I didn't allow Blueface a platform to speak on suspect, right? Like why would I not have allowed Blueface that? Now granted, it's kind of beneath Blueface to speak on suspect just because he's so much more famous. But I mean, to me, like, that's just, that's fair, right? If suspect's

going to talk about Blueface like many times on the podcast over the years, why would I not allow Blueface to speak about... I think that's the fair part is that like, if you were like going to suspect and being like, hey, man, cut out the Blue Face. talk like no more dissing blue but whenever a topic came up he was able to speak freely and how he wanted and and blue face didn't even jump out the window he said he was going to have a bad

time it was probably going to be a horrible time but prison seems like a horrible time so it's not like he either way it go violated him wouldn't even be tripping on adam about that like he's not he wouldn't he would like oh adam like how could you you feel me i'm sure he's seen that clay for someone told him if i like really fed into it and said like yeah man suspect's such a fucking piece of shit you should really go in on him right now that was be a little different, but me just opening the floor to, like, say, what do you have to say about suspect? I mean, it's what a good year. All of the no jumper audience wants to hear what Blueface has to say about almighty suspect going to prison with their beef. And also, that's like one

of the primary rules of No Jumper that, like, many people from Brick Baby to Suspect have said this over years is that they had the realization at a certain point. They're like, no matter how close you are with me, I'm going to have people on the podcast at some point, whether intentionally or not. And they're going to talk about you. And I'm not going to like hold back on asking them about you like you being at no jumper does not mean that you now all of a sudden have carte blanche to like not have anyone else who doesn't like you come on the podcast this would be a deeply boring podcast if that was the situation but the reason why i bring that up is because of the fact that frosty the snowman is currently incarcerated in l a county jail

and i've been told i thought that suspect would have been going straight to prison he got to sit there for apparently he is going to be in the county for a significant portion of time so they might actually get there behind the walls fade that we've all kind of wondered if it would happen at a certain point yeah i know suspect ain't no ho at all but fucking frosty be hitting them pushos bro the loki swole yeah how but you know what i'm saying suspect got in there and started programming okay but i'm pretty sure that frosty has been like shot and had like serious nerve damage and shit so I feel like that's at his detriment but he is like

more muscular both of them too if this was a body building contest I think that you would have to give it to Frosty but I mean I think suspect's taller that being said he got a bad back he always talking about his bad back almighty so they said they're both

they both got some injuries yeah they got to fight through we're going to hear about it for the rest of a lot they'll probably swabble though and for real just like get back cool man There's going to be 10 different stories from hell of gang members saying different accounts of the fade and shit for sure. We're going to see that.

Yeah. So that's going to be some interesting lore that might come out. Let's go to the county and team up with us. Definitely. Just for the love of it. Yeah, go get locked up. Help out your homie. Yo, we didn't speak on it.

But just lastly, is Dragonite Crip the Grand Wizard? Okay. Why do you not believe this? Because everything that I've pointed to, what is that video fake that said literally I run this account? count dragon night crit did we unmod them officially we have not unmotted dragon night crypt but people have told me that he's like unfairly banning people from the chat is he allowed to do permabans can we can we unmot them i think you could hide user from channel as a moderator on youtube for sure no and that's even more of a reason to believe the allegations okay so

dragon eye crypt is probably the most prolific donor in the history of the tuesday a show as well as on many other podcasts. At some point we added him as a mod, right? Apparently, Dragon Night Crip, there's a recording of Grand Chat Wizard, which, as many of you know, is a very, very popular Instagram account. Okay, Dragon Night Crip is in the chat.

He said, because Almighty said you came into hip hop F32. Yeah, many, many things that Almighty said that were not sure, then pissed me off. But anyway. Luschon said Almighty would leave the chat too. and he didn't even get kicked out of the group chat. Okay, whatever. Either way, so there's a leaked screen recording of Grand Chat Wizard

allegedly telling somebody that he is Dragonite Crip. The reason why I'm massively skeptical about this is because of the fact that I have been in communication lightly with Grand Chat Wizard over the years, you know, for, I don't know, four or five years, We have like an open DM. I've been on group chats with him. I don't know that he's ever like hit me up separately, like on his own.

But then like he's extremely active in Dragon Night Crip is extremely active in the group channel. It was all the or in the chat, right? Every lore ever. To me, it would be really weird if Dragon Night Crip was that active in the chat. But then meanwhile has my phone number, has an open Instagram DM with me, And in those contexts, has never said anything to indicate that he is familiar with the no-jumper lore. Trying to get an inside scoop or anything from you. Right.

And so now Grand Chat Wizard has been exposed by private investigators hired by Rock Nation. This is a real thing. So that's how that Asian dude is absolutely a chat wizard. I believe this is real. George is a heavy set Asian man who lives in Australia. Australia. And I guess his narrative building has been so upsetting to Jay Z and Rog Nation that they actually hired private investigators to stake out his home, take photos of him, identify him, etc. According to Charlemagne, he's actually snitching to law enforcement about academics. Oh, like he's cooperating because they're coming down on him. academics has said that he does not believe that Grand is in any way snitching on him or whatever.

Like academics, this is like, this is like his bestie. Maybe like his closest confidant. I don't know if academics knows that he's an Australian, that he's Asian, etc. That's crazy if he didn't. So even like Dragon Night Crypta said, I live in Long Beach. He said who, I don't know. He's rejecting it. I don't know.

It just seems like how do they get tied in this conspiracy? Like how does Dragon Night Crip even come up as like a fake video to fake the because of the league DM in which Grand Chat Wizard says I post as Dragon Night Crick? Yeah, why would he lie though? But maybe somebody fake the DMs, but it seems like the last thing that if you were going to fake a DM that you would ever say. And also it's a screen recording of that.

It would be harder to fake that. Yeah, get Dragon Night Crip the fuck I'm out of here. He's it up. Dragon Night Crip, if you are in Long Beach, you need to get in touch with me right now and come on this podcast and reveal yourself. Facts and prove that you're not. They're not even banned.

They just like to say that. And if he's from Long Beach, he might be Asian as well. You know, you never know. I love an unrelenting Asian that just has to say the N-word. Yeah,

that's what I was going to say. Does Chat Wizard get canceled for having the N-word in his name and not being black at all and kind of posing as like a black academics fan? Is that N-Ward in his name? I thought it was like, Grant Wizard Chatton.

Yeah. Oh, yeah. So he really probably wasn't. expecting to be exposed ever yeah i mean because he's been around for five plus years with academics i've been hearing about this dude exactly and i mean that's part of the other thing that i have a hard time believing is the idea that he could be that prolific of an academics fan and that prolific of a no jumper fan at the same time too much i looked up i looked at the time difference and that's what kind of threw me but i was like wait this motherfucker's on act stream all the way until like 3 a.m.

already online just consuming all of it. So it probably is possible. This is crazy. But okay. Also, he like runs social media accounts for academics. He runs clipping campaigns. Like one time when we tried to do like a clipping campaign with PlugTalk, Grand was the one who was basically facilitating it and everything like that.

He's updating the academics TV accounts. He's apparently an extremely close confidant to Drake, which that's the other weird thing is that Charlemagne was just something brilliant idiot saying that he thinks that Drake is running the academics TV account. Okay. That makes me question Charlomaine's sanity. Yeah, he might be getting dementia.

Because imagine Drake having the time to post that much. That would be, he would be the go if he is. But I do absolutely believe that Drake is like directly feeding. Yeah, no, for sure. For sure. That makes more sense. That's such a crazy on take, but I'm not going to lie. I've seen little episodes of the No Jumper News

clipped on academics TV where I'm just like, why the fuck is this? Yeah, like me saying something about Aidan Ross and they were like oh, this Pion thinks he can speak about Aidan Ross and it's like a 15 second clip and I'm like, that's fire. I'm on academics TV but like this is

so random for the I'm gonna be. I promise you I'm just a random on the internet. I'm not even I'm not even subscribed to Ack L.O.L. And this is my other thing is that grand like maybe not like so much now but do you remember that his instagram posting style used to be like

just having like a ton of slideshows of like different memes yeah and they were like unbelievably funny and clever to the point where my wife who does not engage with hip-hop media in any way was familiar with his account and had mentioned to me how she thought it was one of the funniest accounts out right Dragon Night Crip is funny in the chat But I don't think he's that funny To me like that I just I feel like there's a dissonance there He's definitely one of those guys that thinks he's funnier than he is in the chat for sure

I mean I think he's funny Dragon Night Crip is funny but I don't think he's that funny He's funny to us to our universe he really gets it But he's not gonna make a popular Instagram page with the you know Understanding nuances of culture to make these memes that we're appearing on this page Now sounds like we're dissing one of our our mega fans. I feel bad. I'm gonna fuck Dragon Night Crip. All he does is hate in the chat.

Fuck that fool. Hate nass. Hey, nobody's worse. Some John Doe though. Dragon Night Crip, will you meet up with me in real life? You don't have to expose your face, but will you, will you meet me? Come to the office for your put on. Yeah. Come to the office for your put on.

I just want to meet you. I just want, like, I would like to have him on the podcast. There's been a lot of people like overtly invested. What up overly invested who is literally clipping this as we speak. I tried to have him on the podcast. He wasn't done. No, he's a lame too. Yeah, we should.

Dragon Night should pull. Just Clips. I can't find his Instagram. He doesn't have social media, does he? Oh, he does. Yeah, yeah. Oh, he does. I message with him.

I messaged with Jess Clip. Oh, he said yes. Adam. He said yes. No. Yes, Adam. Yes, Adam. All right, Adam, Addojumper.

Send me a message. Yo, we should have them pull up and dough glaze them for two hours straight. God damn it. Like, you can't even say them off. But yeah, man, I guess we'll find out if you are George Nguyen. If George Nguyen shows up and Adam's like, wow, that's crazy. Long Beach like fucking, I don't know, like. You think he's insane or 20s?

He's definitely want to tell you ass, homies. It's probably a long ago. Oh, God. We can't bring him here then. I was going on with it. All right. Shout out to everybody who watched this. Smack a like.

It's a fun. It was a good episode. One a little long, 240. That's pretty good. Yeah, shout out to Ricky, man. Yeah, shout out. Way, Ricky. I'm saying, New Way podcast.

Appreciate y'all having to be on. You know what it is. Yeah. It was good. It was probably like our first episode where we didn't psychoanalyzed doughboy. I know. Working hard to not do that.

Baby steps, man. Just baby steps. Yeah, I'm just joking with you, dough. You feel me? I want you to feel like you want to feel like you want to feel like you're one of the boys and you don't got to keep doing the, like, liberal therapy talk.

Let's not get too gay. You guys. I'm feeling my best way. You know, just flick him in the nuts. Flick him in the nuts. He's one of the boys. BOW!

Get my hand. BOW! You feel me? I want Daphne to flip my nuts. It's crazy. I love you with the fucking loss prevention. Like he was like, grab him by the arm.

Then you grab him like this. Show him the badge. I'm like, why are you showing the badge like this? Show the micro. All right. We love you. Chat.

Appreciate you.