No Jumper - No Jumper Show Ep. 190

Episode Date: March 29, 2023

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Starting point is 00:00:00 No Jumper coolest podcast in the world, then we are back after a slight hiatus. And you may notice that I'm joined by some of the people that I was joined by last time, and other people are different. Bootleg Kev is no longer substitute teaching. And instead, we've got... Bootleg icon.
Starting point is 00:00:16 Bootleg icon. Along with Remo, who you may know from No Jumper Instagram captions, joined also by court. And before we even get into that, I do want to say that I'm rocking fashion over jeans and they feel absolutely incredible. They look amazing on you. Thank you.
Starting point is 00:00:33 I appreciate a man who's got some tastes like that. Anyway, how are you guys doing? I can't complain, can't complain. You're enjoying the Cali lifestyle again? Oh, yeah, man. It's moving to my new spot in Malibu. Malibu, really? Yeah, I'm living in Malibu, man.
Starting point is 00:00:49 I'm lying. You look like you're hating, boo? You see my paychecks? You think you're living in Malibu? I have not seen your paycheck. I just, Malibu's, very expensive. Oh, yeah, it is.
Starting point is 00:01:00 I heard they have trailer parks. You look shocked right now. Well, when he said Malibu for a second, I was just like, Malibu. What are you thinking? That's crazy. You're not going to survive out there. No, yeah, if I looked in Malibu, I would be sleeping outside.
Starting point is 00:01:12 It wouldn't be... Yeah, he sleeps underneath the awnings at Maestro. Right. Well, see, that's the weird thing about talking to court and Remo right now is that I forget that they're both, like, in the process of moving, and that that is very complicated. And so, like, I just hit Remo up randomly, and he's just, I realize he's been spending, like, the last eight hours moving his stuff. I'm been sleeping on an air mat. I'm out here, thugging it out.
Starting point is 00:01:35 I ain't going to hold you. You should have just slept right here. There's a big empty space. You know, that's one thing I'm glad that nobody's ever asked about is, like, can I stay at the office? Yeah, that's crazy. I was going to ask, I don't know. I was just, like, I was thinking about it. But I was like, like, I don't think they in that.
Starting point is 00:01:50 You should have, fool? I'm definitely down to, like, spend the 70 bucks on the hotel room. or whatever than to let them stay here. I don't think that's a good idea. $70 is a young motel six. No, I'm staying at hotels. I'm staying at a hotel for a few days. But I just moved in my spot too.
Starting point is 00:02:05 What type of hotels are you staying in there, Remo? Regular hotel? Like, say a hotel. Like, say a name. Docks you. No, I ain't going to do all that. You're free breakfast? Huh?
Starting point is 00:02:15 You free breakfast? Oh, yeah, I was eating good, though. I ain't going to hold you. Don't cap. If you're paying for these weak-ass hotels, what are they giving you, like, orange juice and, like, bagels or something? I mean, eat mad bacon.
Starting point is 00:02:23 I ain't go on you. But wait, wait, wait. They have, like, a breakfast that, like, you have to show up there by, like, 6 a.m. in order to get the breakfast? Yeah. I don't get there at 6. I think I'll probably get there. Like, I'm the last.
Starting point is 00:02:33 He's staying at the Hilton for sure. For bacon. Yeah, I'm coming in there. You mean? Bacon? No. He's fake Muslim. That's Haram?
Starting point is 00:02:40 It's Haram. Wait, did you some, at some point, transition from, like, a fake Muslim to a real Muslim? All right. So, check this out. I was raised. Are you a radical Muslim? Yeah, I'm mad radical. Carry on.
Starting point is 00:02:51 My bad. So I was raised Muslim, right? Like, for, I want to say, like, 15 years and somewhere in high school, I was just like, oh, I'm going on my own journey. And then that's why I ended up with the hat and all that, to just instantly become Muslim at the drop of a dime. But after I went through a bunch of stuff, like with, after that, I was just like, you know what, it's time to get back to being modernly religious.
Starting point is 00:03:18 Like, so that's basically when I was sick. I was like, all right, if I get through this, then I'll believe in something. At that point, I thought it was all me. So when you were having seizures and all that, you thought, like, oh, I need to, like, rely on somebody. I need a big guy in the sky or else this ain't going to work. Basically, it was more so after that when I couldn't walk, I was like, yo, if I could get back to living a decent life, then I believe in something. And my guy got real good. And it kept getting better.
Starting point is 00:03:44 So every time I would get better, I would just be like, yo, thank you, God. I always wonder if, like, life could get so bad that Jesus would just start to seem kind of appealing. So you were having seizures and you were like sick and alien and all kinds of crazy? Yeah, dude. What was wrong with you? Well, I had two strokes. Whoa. Yeah, I know that.
Starting point is 00:04:01 I'm going to take it easy on you, pal. I'm sorry. It's all good, bro. No, but what was it? This was 2020 and 2021, I believe. So basically he left because 2018 was when we were kicking it, right? 2019. Yeah, 2019.
Starting point is 00:04:17 I left 2019 and then, um, I guess like right when the pandemic started cracking off I got sick as hell dude I'm like throwing up for a month straight scared to go to the hospital because you don't want to get COVID exactly I barely get it. The first COVID was the real COVID it was COVID for me
Starting point is 00:04:36 see this is why we need a court interview on the channel so that we can have like a cheat sheet for all of the trauma that he has been through so that we don't have to like reiterate it on the show over and over even though we're probably going to end up reiterating it over I'm bringing up all your trauma every time, on the news, everywhere we go now. That's fine, that you said that, uh, you're calling the cops on you. But after that, that got you teller.
Starting point is 00:04:57 It's a religion. You said, you got me back into religion, right? Well, why that religion? Well, that's what I was raised as. So, I like, so. What about Zeus? What the fuck is Zeus? You prayed a Thor or what?
Starting point is 00:05:08 I mean, he's the god of thunder or something, isn't it, right? Oh, I see you doing his atheist. I mean, I'm just saying, like, why you got to go? Yeah, of course, but why you got to go to the religion that you grew up? So the religion that you grew up with, why couldn't you just freak it a little bit and be like, no, I'm a Jew now? Oh, I dropped the ball. Yeah, how you choose up though? He claimed to be Jewish when he initially met Joshua.
Starting point is 00:05:29 I entered the drive and went right back to my old fucking team, man. I could have been Jewish, man. A black Jew? That would have been amazing. Blueish. Bro, I could have told Kanye to shut the fuck up. Like, you ain't about it. I feel like I was a Jew.
Starting point is 00:05:44 That's kind of like the easy way out at this point. Because he forgave y'all Jews with the 21 Jump Street. Shout out to Jonah. He saw Jonah Hill and he's down all of a sudden. Yo, what it was really good with 21 Jump Street. I saw it on the airplane. I didn't find a new love or more or less love for the Jewish people. Let me ask a question.
Starting point is 00:06:03 What is 21 Jump Street? I don't know anything about it. You're old enough to have seen the fucking old show, dude. That sounds like a show that I heard of when I was a kid, or it sounds like a show that my mom mentioned watching, but I don't know anything about it. is there any possible reason? It's about undercover cops.
Starting point is 00:06:18 Does it speak to the Jewish experience or is it just like, oh, there was a Jewish guy in it? He's an actor that's Jewish. And that really bothers me. It's like, how could a fictional character... Inspired. A Jewish person playing a fictional character. How could that change your entire mind
Starting point is 00:06:32 about the Jews in general? I think he just really admired the way Jonah Hill really owned up to being a... to an arc. And it just really inspired him to re-love the race. Wait, so... The rich is special... Josh did like that.
Starting point is 00:06:46 Baby Boy and then decide that he fuck with black people again? Is that what happened? Well, that is a great question. I don't know what exactly spurred his transition, but... That nigga was about it, about it. If he was a little less controversial, that would be like one of the best series on the internet. It was like Richard Spencer reacts to Baby Boy.
Starting point is 00:07:03 Oh. Richard Spencer. I'd really like to sit in on your next interview with him. That would be really great if that was his channel. He made a channel for that kind of content. Somehow I don't think that us platforming is the move. this moment. Dicks hood movies.
Starting point is 00:07:18 Oh. Richard. Dick. No, I feel it. Some of him he hates being called rich. Because he never will be, or is he? Sounds a little too hip-hop. I had thought about asking him, like, because anyone ever called you rich homie Kwan.
Starting point is 00:07:32 Rich homie Spence. I try to cook it fast enough for him to be a rich homie KKK something earlier, but I couldn't cook it fast enough. Yeah. Rich money clucks. Yeah, no. We're clearly not here to talk about 21 Jump Street. Have you guys see that movie though?
Starting point is 00:07:47 No, I've never seen it. I saw the remake. I remember the show. That's up. You remember the show? Not like that. I just remember the premise of it. What was the premise?
Starting point is 00:07:57 They're undercover cops. Two young ass undercover cops. They go back to school, try to like bust a bunch of niggas. She was like. Damn. I saw Jonah Hill one time when I was out doing cardio. And what was he doing?
Starting point is 00:08:11 Cardio as well? Yeah, it was in Santa Monica. There was like this place that my girl told me about called the Santa Monica stairs and it's basically just like a huge set of stairs and it's in San Monica. Isn't that the Culver City stairs? I mean,
Starting point is 00:08:22 she called it the Santa Monica stairs. I don't know. I assume there's got to be a good set of stairs in every town, right? I don't know. Yeah, I don't know. But we went there and we're just like walking up and down that shit and I just see Jonah Hill.
Starting point is 00:08:35 And it's awkward because there's so many fucking people there. Did you greet him? Casdy, but yeah, we had a whole conversation. He's like, oh man, I know you. Yes. He's like, I, he's like, I swear you.
Starting point is 00:08:44 Usually, if you were to run into me here, I'd be listening to your podcast on my, on my headphones. He's such a fucking rapper. And that's why Kanye likes him because he'd be pandering and shit, you know? Yeah. And I think I remember that, like, Benny the Butcher had just put a new album out. So I was like, that's why I tried to make small talk about it. I was like, you heard this new Benny the Butcher album? He's like, yeah.
Starting point is 00:09:04 I don't remember what his reaction was. I don't know how Tapton he was. Probably not at all. Yeah, he doesn't seem to be too tapped in. That's the real, like, definition of a celebrity. if you could have Kanye West disavow Nazism because of a movie that you were in and you don't even say anything about it.
Starting point is 00:09:21 Like he has not weighed in. He's still just like on the couch acting like shit is normal. Kanye bang Nazi? No. Kanye using his movie to disavow Nazism. I feel it. I mean, doesn't that just kind of,
Starting point is 00:09:35 doesn't that sound like the least YouTuber slash influencer slash creator thing possible? Normally now, like somebody talks about you, you're like, oh, I'm going to make an Instagram story about it right away, or I'm going to hop on a stream and talk about it. And Jonah Hill is like so, he just doesn't need any of that. So he just ignores it. You got to do that Beyonce shit.
Starting point is 00:09:57 Beyonce don't speak to nobody. You'll seem way, way bigger if you don't talk about shit. Like, nobody even knows if Beyonce is smart or anything. If you're just above it all? She just exists. She's like a robot. She just exists. She's so quiet, though, that you just kind of like a scrabble.
Starting point is 00:10:13 every positive thing you could think of to her, right? Yeah, that's what I do. Like, oh, your... No, Beyonce's far, but Beyonce, she's... I don't know, she don't be showing her human side enough, you ask me. We didn't, we didn't talk about... We didn't talk about Jay-Z, like, drugging her or something like that, that conspiracy theory. What?
Starting point is 00:10:29 Yeah, yeah. That conspiracy, it's a conspiracy theory. I'm all about the beehive. I love bay, whatever camera you guys are looking at. You're the only guy saying this, I should work it out. You just said it. You got to tell us he drugged her. This is just a headline that I read because I don't deep dive into conspiracy theories anymore, but...
Starting point is 00:10:43 Doesn't sound like you've looked into it at all. You get this shit, fools going wild. That's all the racist. I thought about saying that. I was like, that sounds racist. I can say that. Leave it to him. Leave it to him or goose on the racism.
Starting point is 00:10:54 Don't trip. Bottom line is, is basically, like, if you notice all the pictures of her and Jay Z, she's always, like, looking down and looking off to the sides because he has her, like, on drugs and, like, totally on lock. Like, she's just under Jay's wing. She cannot fly away. And you think he's drugging her to get this effect? That's what the headline said.
Starting point is 00:11:14 I'm just telling you what I read. That would explain a lot, because she made a whole album about this nigga cheating and it had twins with him. Oh, you know what? Isn't it... I think one of the former bodyguards came out and said some crazy shit. That's what I saw. I don't trust these bodyguards.
Starting point is 00:11:28 You know, she's not a former bodyguard. She has a former bodyguard. Bro, Julius has been her bodyguard. If this was live, like Josh pulled up. He said Julius. How you know the name of my name? Why you know Julius, man? Really, you know their security?
Starting point is 00:11:42 I have a cat named Julius, so. I was born in July. That's kind of like half of Julius. I've been to the mall, and I had an orange Julius before. I don't like orange bangs. I know a nigga in New York named Bobby Pulio. That's about it. Julius de Boerer.
Starting point is 00:11:59 Okay. Bower. Even if you don't know his name, you've more than likely seen Julius in photos or videos. The bodyguard who's been working for Beyonce and JZ since 2008 can be spotted at all of the Queen's outings, moving paparazzi out of the way, or shielding Miss Blue Ivy from the flash of photos. Miss Blue Ivy. I like it. I mean, they didn't put anything about this alleged drugging. That's not from Julius.
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Starting point is 00:13:17 It's the chat's idea. Yeah, you guys are all looking a little big, but that's okay, right? Somebody said it was 1,200 pounds on the couch, and I resented that fully. Well, because you're a good solid, what, 320? Damn, you're a hater. Shit, I'm... 280, right? Hey, I'm just, I'm 60 pounds of dick alone.
Starting point is 00:13:34 Wait, so 320 was good? 320 was better. What are you? No, you got 300 on you? 289. Okay. As of three days ago, but I ate a pizza since then. So who knows?
Starting point is 00:13:46 Remo compared to these two. You're looking pretty good. What you got? Oh, this is we looking hell of buff. I was telling you here. Remo a buck 30. Oh, five, ten. Five, nine, five, nine.
Starting point is 00:13:54 Maybe two, three, three, twenty. How much two? Two, ninety-five? Two, two, or something like that. Oh, that's two-22? You look like you gained some weight, out. Gained weight? You're a terrible judge of that.
Starting point is 00:14:07 No, I'm just cabbing just to, like, hurt your self-esteem. Yeah, how much weight? Just you lose. I'm at 206. 206? I'm down 40. Oh, shit. A clean 40.
Starting point is 00:14:19 Are you like buff under there? Like Mike? Not really. It's not really taken. Like it's like I'm losing the fat. But then like, well, but honestly like the weeks where I'm like working out every day, I'm looking to myself in the mirror like, oh, you're kind of looking yoked. Are you doing resistance training, sir?
Starting point is 00:14:34 I lift weights. A lot? Five days a week. But my trainer has been gone for a week. So you ready to kick out? Without your trainer? No, I totally could, but that would involve some sort of self-control and discipline that I apparently don't have because as soon as he leaves, it just, it just stops.
Starting point is 00:14:51 I'm surprised it's not part of your daily routine. What time does this man come to your home? It's part of my daily routine to work out with him. And as soon as it becomes my responsibility, it's just, it's not happening. So you lost 40 pounds? In like seven months. Do you know what a fupa is? He has one for sure.
Starting point is 00:15:06 Oh, my God. He definitely has one. I've never seen Pluck Talk, but I assume he has, like, Like a little foo, but... Let me tell you something. You know, you've heard about the fat pad, right? No, what is that? Well, let me...
Starting point is 00:15:16 We're all fat, food. I try... I'm trying to not talk about my dick on here. Oh, you don't want the photo. It's kind of a thing. You know, it's kind of like... What's the thing? Your thing?
Starting point is 00:15:25 I just feel like, you know, I don't like to, like, mix and mingle, like, the plug-tock stuff into this too much, but I will share... This is a vicious plug. This is... I have to tell you guys about this. I lost the 40 pounds and the fat pad. Like, allegedly it makes your dick bigger when you lose that fat.
Starting point is 00:15:38 For sure, it does. I can see new veins in the base of my dick that I have never seen before. Just you out. Like, right, right at the base. Shout out to your veins. I really wish that I, I guess I do. I guess I have photos of it or whatever. Not to show y'all, but, like, you know, I just, I feel like there's, like, some,
Starting point is 00:15:58 some cabling on my dick that I never saw it before. Man, it's vascular now. I'm supposed to be as lean as you are. So that's the technical turn. And I have been twice or thrice. And every time I get fat, I've definitely. You see the difference. See the difference.
Starting point is 00:16:13 Yeah. I feel bad for my wife. I lost a gang of dick. That's what it is. If I lose another 10, I'm convinced that I'm going to see a whole new crevice. I think you would get like a fucking quarter inch out of it or what? Quarter inch sounds reasonable at this point. Thing is, you don't lose.
Starting point is 00:16:30 What's your gold with? My gold dick. What's your gold dick like? I honestly don't know. I'm just trying to get to like, I want to have abs. Okay. That's going to take a lot of. starving.
Starting point is 00:16:41 It's kind of, it's like a general goal, you know, because I don't want to make it like, oh, I want to get to 200 and I guess it's a 200. I'm like, I just want to lose more. But I'm also not trying to get to some crazy state where I like have to struggle on a daily basis and I don't feel like I'm eating enough or whatever, you know? You definitely don't need shit. I've seen your preps. My meal prep is pretty pathetic.
Starting point is 00:16:59 That's true. Can we talk about the fact that everyone here, minus icon, met up and hung out on a Saturday night? That was my idea. It was crazy. Hanging out? No, the movie. Oh, it was your idea for us to go to the movies, but then you were occupied?
Starting point is 00:17:17 It was my idea for what movie we should watch, and then you guys planned it while I was busy, so I wasn't able to jump in and be like, yo, no, let's do it on Sunday instead. To me, Saturday. Saturday seemed like more of the night. I don't really want to go to the movies on Sunday night. Wow. I definitely watched the movie on Bootlegs, so fuck you folks. That's what you did. Watch it.
Starting point is 00:17:39 You tapped in? Absolutely. I told you guys was going to watch. Cocaine Bear. I showed up late for that shit, right? You did. Me and Josh showed up late too, and Remo, and when we walked in, we saw the title go across the stream, Cocaine Bear. And, like, you could tell that the thing that was happening right before that was the bear, like, mutilating some Coke.
Starting point is 00:17:58 But I didn't see it. I feel like we only missed, like, a minute or two, like a little bit of the intro and all the previews. But then we plunked our asses down, and then you rolled in, like, five minutes later. Yo, the crazy thing is I was on line trying to get like a hot dog or some popcorn or some shit Oh, you were in line too?
Starting point is 00:18:16 Hold on, so some dude is there with his son He was on time Some dude is there with his son His son is like small as hell Hey, I'm cracking jokes with him While the line is moving And then he's like,
Starting point is 00:18:25 he's so fool Well, you can tell he's Mexican My bad Yeah, I got that He's like, so fool, What are you here to see? And I look at him And I look at his son
Starting point is 00:18:34 And I can't say cocaine beer So I was like A bad movie There's a movie about a bear on a sick one. That's valid. That's highly valid. He goes,
Starting point is 00:18:44 ah, okay, fool. You wouldn't say in front of the kid? He did that? Yeah. He did not do the extra shit. I went to breakfast with Josh and his kids and my kid on Saturday and my parents as well.
Starting point is 00:18:58 And I was talking about cocaine bear freely in the diner spot in front of the 10-year-olds and shit, you know? I'm talking about cocaine bear. It's not like a promotional cocaine documentary. Is it uncommon for them to see you talk about cocaine at him? Probably yeah, because I would have no reason to bring cocaine up around my family except maybe to say like, yeah, I used to do cocaine, but like a bear doing it? I mean, this is kind of abstract, right?
Starting point is 00:19:22 Did you guys at least see the real story before seeing the movie? Not really. I just assumed the movie was the real story. The movie is not the real story. What happened in the real incident that was different than the real movie? And for the record, the movie is more like a drug-based. thriller, right? Like, what would you call that type of movie? I don't feel like I never seen a slasher. A slas. Oh, okay, because I never seen horror movies and stuff. So, like, while I'm watching that, I'm thinking, like, I've never seen a movie quite like this.
Starting point is 00:19:51 This is different. That shit was a horror movie. It was definitely smoked out. That leprechaun is a horror movie. Well, I still haven't seen that. You haven't seen lepercon? Lepercon in the hood, right? That's what you made me save to my fucking playlist.
Starting point is 00:20:03 Yeah, you got to watch that. They got, all right, it started with, like, it didn't start off in the hood, though. I think they had, like, a couple. A couple movies that came out. There's a record of Lepicon. Then they took it in like a comedy show. They're in white hood.
Starting point is 00:20:12 So there's Lepircon and then there's Lepercon in the hood and Lepricon in the hood was made by the same people as Leperone? It's all the same shit. It's all the same Lepercombe. That's fucked up. Why? No, it's far as. I got a parody your own movie.
Starting point is 00:20:24 Yeah, did y'all know that that was Ice Cube son? Yes. He got stabbed in the back. I feel like that's an Ice Cube rule and they just gave it to a finger. Whoa, are you serious? I said that. What? I was looking at that dude and thinking that this dude kind of reminds me at Ice Cube.
Starting point is 00:20:36 That's crazy. He just got mad. So when I said- I never even, okay, I didn't know he had a son who was an actor. When I said that's baby Ice Cube, you thought I was talking about some Crip? Well, you said that in the movie? I thought you were just like making fun of him being like, oh, like, he looked like ice cute. So I gotta stop being a comedian.
Starting point is 00:20:51 Sometimes you be serious and it should go completely wrong. But see, that is the awkward thing about going to the movies with people is that you basically have to be quiet. And... Focus. You can talk, but like, you have to be very efficient with your words because you've got to kind of whisper. You can't be like, you can't be like, you can't be like, like whispering some long-ass sentences and shit, you know, like, you're kind of limited, like,
Starting point is 00:21:11 in the way you communicate when you're at the movies. Nah, not. So you guys were talking during the movies is what you're saying. No. That's why we weren't communicating about Eskeeps' son being in the movie. I talked during movies. I had to chill out because I didn't want to ruin the movie for everybody around me. But I'm the outburst, nigga, at the movie movie video.
Starting point is 00:21:28 I like it. I like a director's commentary type thing. Oh, shit, big ass titty. Like, that's me in the movie theater. You're trying to get it. get a laugh. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. And then you keep going to the movie over and over
Starting point is 00:21:40 doing the same jokes to make everyone laugh. I'm back again. I'm back again for the 9 o'clock. What's the wildest shit that happened? At the movie theater. You're talking about in the movie or at the movie. To you guys, in the movie. What's your best ad lib?
Starting point is 00:21:50 Well, fuck it. Well, yeah, what is the best outbursts or the wildest outburst that you had? Anything Jamaican. Such as. Wicca. You didn't have to do that during the movie. No, it's Buyika. Oh.
Starting point is 00:22:02 So it's just a Jamaican exclamation. It's all like a girl with a burka walked in. Oh, no, no, no, no. Berger's in the front! This nigga here, bro. You love your commentation, don't you? Yeah, I'm just trying to turn them up. Yo, but that definitely was like,
Starting point is 00:22:23 the crazy thing for me to realize part of the way through watching the movie was like, oh shit, like this movie exists solely to create situations in which people can die at the hands of the bear, the cocaine-fueled bear. And, I mean, I was impressed. Like, they just kind of like, they really came up with, like,
Starting point is 00:22:42 situations in which the people dying felt meaningful. Like, you know, you get to know this person on camera for, like, eight minutes, maybe like two minutes. So then when the bear kills them, you can really feel something, you know? I don't know. I found it a pretty interesting. I was cool that everybody died in there. Like, I didn't care about none of them.
Starting point is 00:23:02 But shorty, I don't care. I'm spoiling it. I'm spoiling that. Spoiled generally, yeah. Shorty that bounced on her face. Ha ha. Oh, you was ready for her. You're talking about the old lady?
Starting point is 00:23:13 Oh, you said, The Park Ranger. The Park Ranger, yeah. No, because she didn't bounce. She. Hey, that made me react. Yeah. That was the most.
Starting point is 00:23:21 I was like, oh, shit. I felt it. I didn't want her to go, man. She was, like, she was there to protect. She was just trying to smash old boy. She was, but then, oh, I can't. You know them dudes, though, that were, like, there, like, hanging out, like the guy who's, like, stealing the gum and shit, and he's talking to her?
Starting point is 00:23:37 I don't like those guys. Didn't it feel like that dude probably. has like a TikTok or something and that's why they put him in the movie is like oh like this dude's here to like get some like viral posts about this that makes sense we don't have to look into that that's a very valid point because that's what they do right i just don't appreciate how the niggins supposed to be teenagers and they was older than me do any of your guys as children watch pup academy not yet what's that okay well pup academy is like dogs that go to school or where i'm going with this is is the little boy is the main actor in pup academy so
Starting point is 00:24:09 My son was running around. Oh, a little boy in that fucking moot? Oh, the kid who does a fat line of coke. Actually, he eats it. He eats the whole thing. So I was looking at this, and then I looked at my son, and then I see him looking. I was like, oh, shit, that's the kid from Pup Academy. He went from training the dogs to do little fucking stupid tricks to doing big, big, big nightfuls of coke.
Starting point is 00:24:33 He's got a big future ahead of him. He's on. I was surprised that they had the kids eat the Coke instead of snorting the Coke. I think it was to make it more childlike. I was thinking that too. My wife was very disappointed. The park range was from The Watcher. You got seen that movie?
Starting point is 00:24:45 Yes. Absolutely. But, yo, you could really tell the differences with everybody in the audience when the kids were eating the fucking knife full of cocaine. Because if you've done cocaine, you know what that would taste like and how horrible it would feel for your mouth. You wouldn't be able to feel your mouth for hours if you ate a fucking old brick like that, bro. I think the little kid was saying he couldn't fill his throat, pause. Yeah, and I don't know. Like, you saw, like, me in court, like, when they're eating the cook, we're like,
Starting point is 00:25:16 oh, like, jumping out of our seat and, like, oh, it's disgusting. And then you look over and you see, like, normal people sitting next to us who are, like, not reacting like that because they don't know how bad that shit would actually be. Yeah, that shit, when I saw it, I was just like, oh, my gosh, these kids are going to die. Like, everything from your lips to your stomach is going to be numb. I'm like, that shit is crazy. What about when the, when the, there was an amputation and the bear did a line off of the limb? I don't want to, well, I'm just going to say it when the leg got cut off in the initial part and he did a line off the leg.
Starting point is 00:25:51 Oh, are you talking about in the intro, intro that none of us saw? Yeah. Yeah. No, no, we saw that part. Oh, we did. It's when the dude that the park ranger was after, his leg fell off. Oh, yeah, you're right. Up in the tree, right.
Starting point is 00:26:01 Yes, yes, yes, yes. The bear grabbed the leg and just did a little baby line. I don't, speaking of the babies, I don't like how the Cubs just fiend out too That was tired Yeah, that was crazy I stepped away to go to the restroom or something I came back and I saw the Cubs playing in the key I was like, damn
Starting point is 00:26:18 See, okay, that's my problem with going to the movies I don't want to fucking be in this environment Where I have to go take a piss I'm gonna miss two, three minutes of the movie I show up to the movie a little late We could have seen the whole movie But I had to wait in line so I could get water Because to me it's like
Starting point is 00:26:32 If I don't have some fucking aquafine on deck during the movie I'm just not going to be able to handle it, you know? I feel that. And I don't know. It's like, I'm just so used to Netflix, being in the quiet of my own home, having the subtitles on. I can pause it whenever I want. I can go smoke. I can go, you know, like, I'm just so used to all of these luxuries that once you get into the theater, it feels very old school.
Starting point is 00:26:54 Yeah. Like, I should be able to tell everybody, hey, fuck off. I'm going to the bathroom, pause this shit. What was the last time you guys went to a drive-in? Never. What? I'm from the projects. You know, where the fuck is out?
Starting point is 00:27:04 Like, my family didn't even have a car. There's no drive-ins in New York, son? They just started... Where would they put a drive-in? It's like the most expensive real estate of the world. They got a spot in, like, Dumbull, but that shit is not even like your driving. That makes sense. That's more just like a projector on a fucking parking lot wall or what.
Starting point is 00:27:19 It's like projected outside of a bridge or some shit like that. I like it. If they want to make it in New York, it should be... It shouldn't be a drive-in. It should just be like a bunch of sets of stairs and everybody just sits on the stairs, like, stoop kids and then they can watch the movie. Yeah, they got in, like, all the big parks, like, in, uh, 4. Green Park in my neighborhood.
Starting point is 00:27:36 They got some shit you can bring a blanket. That's tight. I feel like Long Island has drive-ins. The reason why I ask. The island is not New York. It's because there's three drive-ins in Southern California. Where?
Starting point is 00:27:46 In Los Angeles. You know where they are? Yeah, I've been there, of course. Where? Ones in Claremont. Well, that shit just got shut down like last week. What for?
Starting point is 00:27:54 I have no idea. I was prepared to fucking buy that shit. You got shut down because it's not the fucking 50s. That shit's popping, son? Why is a nigga's going to? The whole last time you've been to a driving? Oh, like maybe like two months ago? three months ago?
Starting point is 00:28:05 What fuck is you out of Lucy or something? Why are you going to see your job? What do you get out of the drive-in at this point? What movies are you watching? Well, for instance. Sentimental? No, I'm just chilling. How old are you again?
Starting point is 00:28:14 I'm 37. Okay. Why? You get the fucking muscle brain. Matt-day, you got 21-year-old. You said you got a 21-year-old, didn't it? Yeah, I had the baby when I was 15. Oh, that's crazy.
Starting point is 00:28:23 There's another, there's another driving in the San Gabriel Valley in a beautiful town called La Puente. Uh-huh. That driving is active right now. You guys can go. And then I think there's another one like in the harbor area Is it the cost the same as a regular movie? Nah, I think it's like seven bucks a pop.
Starting point is 00:28:40 It's cheaper? And then you could take your own food. Would it be crazy if I took an Uber to that shit and got out? It'd be kind of wild because you would require the car radio to play the audio. Oh, because you turn into 89.1 on your fucking FM dial. Why can't the Uber do that? Well, he said he's going to get out of the Uber. I'm not going to pay that nigga to wait there and watch a movie with me.
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Starting point is 00:30:55 going to the movies, or going to the drive-in, I think I was probably like 17 or 18 in a lot. last time I went and I think I might have got a hand job. That's right. And we saw, what was it, Bill and Ted? Excellent Adventure. No, not them though. Who the fucking, the other dude?
Starting point is 00:31:10 Silent J and Bob. Oh, that's tight. But it would have been the one that came out in like 2001 or 2002 where I think that they went to their internet haters houses, right? Jay and Silent Bob straight back. Yes, that was the last. So you were 17 in 2001? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:31:25 Yo, what was 9-11 like? Picture this. I'm in art class approximately four to five hour drive away from New York City in Nashville, New Hampshire they drag a TV into the room in the art class.
Starting point is 00:31:38 They were like, watch this, I remember. They're like, check this out. Fuck New York City, they're blowing it up. We're all Muslim now. No, they just showed us. They showed us on TV. It was very confusing. I'm like young enough that I don't
Starting point is 00:31:50 fucking understand the implications. You know, it's like I knew it was really bad. This seems terrible, but it's like I had never seen a fucking terrorist. attack in our country before like that, you know? We've never seen any type of attack like that of that nature ever. Planes crashing into shit.
Starting point is 00:32:06 Epic. That's some Grand Theft Auto shit. I mean, yeah, because like in comparison, the other World Trade Center bombing where they just fucking parked their car and blew some shit up. I mean, that's nothing in comparison. I think that's way before all of our time, right? I mean, it happened while me and you were in 193. It was at the other Twin Trial though, right?
Starting point is 00:32:21 No, it was the same one. They just didn't really kill them many people, right? They blew up the parking lot. It was the parking lot. But, yo, 9-11 was my V8. When I meet a kid that didn't experience 9-11, I'm like, you fucking pussy. You don't know nothing, man. The towers fell.
Starting point is 00:32:35 I was 10. Where were you? You was in New York for that? I was in school. Same shit, bro. They wilt TV into that shit. They was like, yo, the building is on fire. And I went home, that's when shit got rid of these.
Starting point is 00:32:45 These fucking Arab niggas. I'm like, yo, chill out. You know, everything was wild, bro. Like, you couldn't go to the corner store or nothing, bro. The niggas is going to anything. Oh, fuck you. Let me get some new ports. Wait, because you were in school.
Starting point is 00:32:57 in Brooklyn? In Brooklyn, yeah. So the niggas was just mad at the Arabic niggas for no reason. Even the Indian cab drivers was catching some splash. Everybody. Everybody. If you had skin that look like nobody's picking Dowson on Street Fighter. Like, none of that shit was caught down, bro.
Starting point is 00:33:14 Niggas was mad. Patriotic. If you want to see patriotic black people, that's where my patriotism comes from. That's why I be talking shit about Kim Jung and all them pussy asses. I wonder if that shit would be different now. I wonder how different it would be. Like the casual racism towards like the dude who works at the fucking corner store. It'd be still heavy, I think.
Starting point is 00:33:32 Yeah. Maybe heavier. And then people would be fighting back on it. Yeah, 22 years later, it feels like society's got to change a bit, right? For the better or for the worse? Okay. I think he's been changed by all of the fucking terrorist attacks that kept on having. And then y'all niggas keep shooting shit up.
Starting point is 00:33:47 I'm just going to be real, like, 2001, I didn't even really like know about anti-Arab, you know, discrimination. Yeah, that wasn't even a thing. It wasn't really a thing. I didn't really, I've said this a million times, but my fucking, the guy who worked on my dad's car, like he had an auto body shop down the street. He's dead now. He, like, two days after fucking 9-11,
Starting point is 00:34:08 I go there and I see the back of his truck and it says, let's just kill him all and let Allah sort him out. Damn. I've never seen that sticker. I didn't even know that their god was called Allah at that time. You know, I'm like 16, 17. Like, I'm just like, what the fuck?
Starting point is 00:34:23 Hell of culture. Fair. New Hampshire will do that too. But then, yeah, that was like, I really got introduced to. I just remember, never forget. Never forget was like Black Lives Matter for white people. That shit was ill. Those niggas was cooking.
Starting point is 00:34:35 Yeah, that sticker was out here. 98% of Americans supported the invasion of Iraq. So I heard, but the niggins ain't asked me how I felt about it. So I must be. I'm just saying, like, it's kind of weird to think that, like, and I might be wrong, it might not be 98, but it was like something close to that. Like, it was an insane, like, you can't imagine Americans agreeing that much on anything now. I don't want to sound insensitive, but do you guys believe that it was like an inside job and all that stuff?
Starting point is 00:35:00 You know, stay off YouTube. Stay off that fucking YouTube, son. We're starting to get a taste for icon as a person. Were you watching Lose Change? Lose Change is my shit. I used to fuck bitches to loose change. All I'm saying is Alex Jones is my guy. Oh, no.
Starting point is 00:35:17 We don't know. We don't know you well enough to know if that's true or not. I got depth, fool. Alex Jones' depth. Put that on your Tinder bio I'm a really deep guy I watch Info Wars Secret Space and shit
Starting point is 00:35:31 Oh man But uh All right Josh What's your review of cocaine bears Since you're a fucking movie guy Probably more so than any of us It definitely reminded me A snake's on a plane
Starting point is 00:35:39 I feel that I don't the guy ever actually Where I didn't know If I was supposed to take the movie seriously Until like 30 seconds into it And when the kids ate the cocaine That was a turning point That was pretty
Starting point is 00:35:53 funny. I think the deaths definitely got ranked. The Park Ranger had the best death scene for sure. Just seeing her face slide on the ground. Yeah. And even that, I still thought she was going to walk up at the end, like in the post credits or something. Yeah, because she survived the initial malling. Yes.
Starting point is 00:36:09 I would love to have a bear expert on here so I could kind of talk to them about how likely some of those scenarios are. None. So the true story, I didn't want to ruin it. Oh, yeah, yeah. Exactly. Say the true story. They just found the bear dead. No, they're saying that his tracks from where he found the coke were about a hundred yards like he ate all the coke and then died and then he
Starting point is 00:36:29 that seems like a way more likely scenario because i was thinking that like are you really telling me that a bear could take like a brick of uncut coke or you know minimally cut coke to the face and live i'm sorry i'm not really seeing it when they did the autopsy on the bear he had like what nine pounds of solidified coke in his belly nine pounds yeah he only absorbed like uh three or four grams of it though that's what killed him. The first three or four grams killed him? That's what he absorbed in his liver and all that shit but the rest of that shit was
Starting point is 00:37:02 bricked up in his stomach. I know you were jealous when that bear came over and laid down on the floor. Why was he jealous? But that shit was fucked up because in the movie he says the bear's vagina is on my ear. And then when you actually see the bear get off of him it's much more like the bear's head would have been on top of his head. Yeah. They would have had to be more like in a 69 position
Starting point is 00:37:25 or for the bear's vagina, if that is how that works, but the bear's vagina to have been on his head. Yeah, what do bear pussy smell like, yo, that's why you're the most rancid thing ever. Like, you got the fur collecting the piss molecules. That's a good word, rancid. I'm pretty sure I've had some pussy that smell
Starting point is 00:37:41 worse than any bear. Was it on Pluck Talk? No comment. Yo, put me on, son. Bro. I love a good, stink bitch, Joe. You don't like stank bitches? No, I'm just, I'm just thinking. Speaking of how that would play out, like, what role would you have there? Would you be getting taken down by Adam?
Starting point is 00:37:57 I just like a little funk sometimes. I don't know. No, yeah, yeah. Local funk. Medium dirty bitches. I always call it that. That's how you like. You guys are crazy as fuck.
Starting point is 00:38:07 You're not on the full-blown like you fly a girl out tell I don't shower for three days? That's, nigger, that's me. Oh, no. I don't say three days, three days is some shit. You might be. You savage if you're doing three days. That's crazy. People have been exposed on here for that.
Starting point is 00:38:20 Yuri? No. But Selena Powell, like. made, or one of them made this claim about, like, an athlete at one point, and like everybody, like, it was a big deal. He's erring himself out. Yo, if Selena probably out, apparently. He said you in Selena Paul DM?
Starting point is 00:38:35 No, if I ever DM'd her, for sure she would show that she, because I'll be reckless, bro. I like that little slut. I think maybe a month more of you on camera, she's definitely going to answer your DMs. Is she going to get me, too? Please don't. You're probably right in there. No offense to her, but I feel like her having almost any involvement in my life just seems like it would probably be a bad thing.
Starting point is 00:38:54 If anything, I really feel like I'm trying to kind of simplify my life and just perhaps not introduce, you know, constant crazy characters into my life. Like, I like you guys because you guys are all pretty chill. Now, you might as well fight me right now because I'm getting Selina pregnant. That's amazing. I'll do the pregnancy photos.
Starting point is 00:39:14 I'm trying to think about how that would affect me. Well, she'd be around the office. She's going to be here all the time, right? Yeah, that's going to have to be a one. She can't go there. That's her in, her permanent. and you gonna do have tone sick up pregnant.
Starting point is 00:39:25 Yeah, Tom, get her the fuck out of here. That's crazy. Yeah, she better listen to that, niggins. You better just walk out of her own. I'm not fighting Tom for killing my baby. Do you want to use Selena Powell as a segue? To what?
Starting point is 00:39:41 To everything. Oh. Oh, no, no, no. But before we get into that, I'm going to give them what they want, which is some kind of commentary on the state of my existence and why we missed last week, et cetera.
Starting point is 00:39:53 You missed last week? I didn't do, yeah, I missed a Tuesday show for once. Oh, yeah. For twice. I think that was going good in my life. Maybe the second time that that's ever happened. But, yeah, there's been a lot of hoopla going on, I guess you could call it. To say the least.
Starting point is 00:40:07 To say the least. And the first thing that I'm going to, maybe less laughing. The first thing that I'm going to comment on is just in terms of the allegation stuff, the stuff from 2018 that just keeps getting brought up and everything. Everybody wants to make content about it and everybody wants to fucking just get into it. I don't really have anything new to add. You know, I had a conversation with AC in 2018. Let's not forget Vlad.
Starting point is 00:40:34 I had a Vlad interview clip. I had a, uh, I talked to Joe Buttering about it the other day. It's just, I don't have anything more to add. You know, people just want to keep bringing up shit. There's all kinds of fake shit going around. I'm just not really trying to respond to any of it. If anything, the last couple weeks of my life, like I'm not going to lie. there was a moment where I kind of just like zoomed out a little bit and I was like,
Starting point is 00:40:54 you know, you don't have to do this. Like you don't have to put your whole fucking life on camera. You don't have to, you know, constantly be making content. You know, and I kind of like did the math in my head and it's like, well, you know, if I really like didn't do shit for the next month or the next couple months, I'd be all right. I might have to, you know, fire a lot of people because they wouldn't have anything to do. But, you know, I would be all right. We would have made a crack right here without you, I promise.
Starting point is 00:41:17 That is debatable. but you guys might, I feel like you might need a little bit longer of like an intro to the audience, you know, before we could fully be like, I'm just going to take off for two months, whatever. But, you know, like, you got to... You've been selling chicken sandwiches.
Starting point is 00:41:34 That's what's hating on us right now. You were killing them on the news, right? No, you guys are doing great with the news and everything for sure. But it's just like, you know, it's kind of like I'm just kind of doing the math in my head. Like, would you rather make X amount of dollars and have like a totally chill, easy, simple life? or would you rather make X amount of dollars
Starting point is 00:41:53 and have your life be like infinitely more complex and complicated and constantly have shit going on? And my whole thing and the reason why I'm still here and I'm still doing this content is because, A, I have a bunch of people around me right here who are extremely supportive during this time period. I kind of appreciate you calling me and giving me a pep talk and let me know that you have a lot of people that you want to interview
Starting point is 00:42:14 and content you want to do and everything. That's not a hell of insensitive. Like I just hit you up to produce. content. Okay. Well, you can clarify if you want, but yeah, no, it's not, it wasn't a completely like content-driven conversation. But, you know, with you, with court and Remo just moving out here and stuff, it's like, I still have a vision for what I want to do with this brand and what we can do on camera and stuff. And it's like, I don't think that we need to really, like, continue to do a lot of the same stuff that we've been doing for the past couple years in terms of really just kind of
Starting point is 00:42:45 antagonizing beef and making everything about conflict and stuff. And, like, Obviously, there's going to be stuff that we talk about when it comes to, you know, celebrities and public shit. But in terms of like us, I personally am just looking at this. Like, I need total unity between the staff and I need for anything outside of that to be playing out off camera. Like if you guys have problems with each other, if I have problems with you guys, I feel like we need to like really be kind of committed to letting that shit play out off camera. So just scrapping the parking lot. instead of in here? Well, maybe not scrap, maybe talk. You know, I think we'd probably get most of it done. That's a good first step, right? Yeah, talking and stuff. But I'm just like, I'm just at a point in my life where it's like,
Starting point is 00:43:30 I've seen what it's like to run a crazy, you know, soap opera here for the last couple years. And, you know, plenty of that blame goes on me, some of it goes on other people, whatever. But I'm just not interested in it anymore. And I feel like at this point, if that's what it continued, to be, I would probably just be like, okay, I'm gonna just, I'm just gonna say fuck this and just, you know, kind of do my own thing maybe, but for, you know, I feel like there's still something that we could build
Starting point is 00:43:59 that is gonna be dope and that I just don't think it needs to necessarily like, I had this realization that I'm going to be really, really happy to take a dip in views. Because I feel like
Starting point is 00:44:15 at a certain point, our views were kind of like artificially inflated by the fact that there was so much conflict and drama, you know? And it's like if this podcast gets 100,000 views instead of 200 or 300,000 views, I'm just totally okay with that if it feels like something sustainable and enjoyable and fun and laid back. And that's why I think stuff like us going to the movies and seeing the cocaine bear, that appeals to me because I listen to a lot of fucking podcasts. And the vast majority of them don't really like feel the need to dig into the personal lives of the people on the show.
Starting point is 00:44:47 and that's something that at a certain point just became like unbelievably normal on here and I'm just done with it I'm just like you know it was a lit time it was fun and I got to see what that was really like and I got to see what it was like when it started to impact my private life
Starting point is 00:45:03 and my sanity and stuff but I mean like for the last 10, 12 days whatever I've been just like hanging out with my kid going for walks like you know actually having time to like watch shit on YouTube that I'm not like fucking watching because I have to immediately talk about it after on camera or because I immediately have to fucking do an interview about that thing.
Starting point is 00:45:25 And it's just for me, it's like my own personal happiness just really kind of needs to be at the forefront of things. It became paramount finally or what? It just, yeah. Because I feel like, and that's the kind of whole thing is like I tried to like kind of make some small changes in terms of how the podcast looked. And as a result, the whole thing kind of blew up. Long story short.
Starting point is 00:45:49 And that's okay for me because it's like as much as I'm going to miss those guys. I think those guys are super talented. It just at a certain point was kind of becoming uncontrollable, unsustainable. Yeah, your personal life is now paramount to you. Well, I would like to treat it that way. I just like I listen to so many podcasts and I like just don't see them doing the whole drama thing. And it seems like a lot of people like, especially the comedian podcast I listen to and stuff, that they just seem like they're able to get on camera, have a fun conversation for an hour or two.
Starting point is 00:46:17 and then they go back to their lives and there's not this like thing where it has to be about their lives. When did the drama start with everybody really? Was it lushies? No, no. It's just been like a slow, gradual thing. And I'm not trying to do like a whole full post-mortem
Starting point is 00:46:33 on how no jumper became what it kind of became at a certain point. I'm just acknowledging that like I don't really give a fuck if it hurts our views or if people are like less entertained or whatever. It's like I feel like we can build something that's much more of just like a chill hang out with the guys, you know? And I don't really, like, I mean, I know you listen to like a million fucking comedy
Starting point is 00:46:55 podcast and stuff. And it's like, I don't know. I just think there's a different direction that I'm more than happy to take things in. Also, I don't know if this cast is, I mean, it seems pretty clear the court's part of it. But in terms of you guys, we're just throwing pain at the wall, seeing what happens. We're separated on the other couch and went on a single chair. Well, if you guys all wanted to sit on courts a lap, that would have been a little different. but you know I'm just trying to sort of figure it out and try to like actually get myself into a state of mind or a state of being where I like doing this content and where it doesn't feel like a headache.
Starting point is 00:47:27 I feel like I've kind of like seen a version of myself over the last like few months at times where I'm like you don't seem like you were having the best time on camera. Like you kind of were just, you know, like where I see it with the audience too where there will be like oh you you've seen negative or you whatever. and I'm like kind of looking at it like yeah you have a point there's definitely some of that going on here and definitely not gambling during the pod so that's a plus right that's only on the live stream oh I see a music stream because that shit gobbles up like a huge percentage of my brain like even playing one tournament right now would be really difficult
Starting point is 00:48:00 and I will never admit the one interview that I did while I had the laptop under the desk and I was playing a tournament oh shit they're like why is Adam looking down so much no nobody caught it and that's why I'm never going to rat anyway um the other things that i wanted to comment on oh yeah this is an important one so there was a clip that went viral of basically destiny making a joke that went over quite poorly on the no jumper fan base side of things where i said something about the fact that destiny thought that i was black prior to us doing the podcast together and then he said yeah at first i thought i were black but then i just realized
Starting point is 00:48:38 you were the slave master of hip-hop that was his joke and And I just want to make it clear, even though I did laugh in that moment, like my laughter was more of like a nervous laugh. It was like a old shit laugh. It was a, oh, he's making fun of me laugh. So I have to kind of laugh to like go along with this to like, you know, not look like I'm getting offended. That's how I was going through my head at the time. I did say something about cutting it that nobody really heeded. I'm really going to need a closer eye from some of my employees with stuff like that because I should I should have followed back up about it.
Starting point is 00:49:10 but, you know, I kind of had the conversation with everybody in the office the other day about it and stuff. It's like, you know, all these years doing content with people of color, I don't think I've ever, like, gone for that as like, oh, this will be funny. I'm going to make a fucking slave master joke. No, that to me seems like clear-cut, not something I need to be saying, not something that would be funny or that anybody wants to hear me say. Destiny clearly is coming from a very different place. I've seen a lot of people thinking that Destiny was a Nazi. They're confusing Richard Spencer and Destiny. Where is Destiny from?
Starting point is 00:49:42 Nebraska. I mean podcast-wise. Springfield, Millhouse looking at. He's a Twitch streamer. And he talks about politics primarily and stuff. But he clearly was making that joke without the sensibilities that probably a lot of our audience has or whatever. So, you know, definitely I'm just going to be a lot more hawkish when looking for that kind of thing. Or like in terms of how I respond to that kind of thing.
Starting point is 00:50:07 Because it was the kind of thing that as soon as I heard it leave his mouth, I knew like this is bad. This is going to go over poorly. A light nuke? Yeah, it was just not. You know, that's a kind of joke that I'm really, like, not trying to have on this podcast. And I need to be more mindful
Starting point is 00:50:20 because in that case, I was having people on the podcast like Destiny who clearly are from a different world. And I don't think there's anything wrong with that for us to have, you know, Twitch streamers and comedians and YouTubers. No Jumbers always been like that. But if there's going to be, like,
Starting point is 00:50:35 certain jokes that are made that are offensive to, you know, a large percentage of the people who work here or whatever, I just need to be more on. top of making sure that they get cut. Because I can understand the position he was coming from that he didn't, that he thought he was like, ha ha, I'm going to get you. I'm going to make fun of you here.
Starting point is 00:50:51 That's a wild ass way. Yeah, it was not good. White niggas played too much. Facts, especially blue-haired ones. The thing is, like, I don't think that Destiny or Adam are racist. What I feel like is Destiny has limited black people experience. Yeah. He has limited exposure?
Starting point is 00:51:12 Well, I think he has a lot, just probably not with the types of people that are watching No Jumper. It's more like, like, because he's talking about how he's always doing debates with, you know, red-pilled black men and stuff like this. A red-pill black man is not the average black man. Exactly. That's what I'm saying. You come to my neighborhood and talk about red pills and they want to sell you some fake Xanax. That's like when Flacco came here and he was just, he was using the N-E-R-O word and like adding the M-I-T-E after it and stuff. And that was.
Starting point is 00:51:41 This was a whole thing. I've actually heard him say that before. Right. In person. He didn't spell it all the way out. You did that shit and you said, and adding the, you know, that was fire. I'm so far from saying that I'm just going to spell it. I'm going to spell it and stick a sentence in between.
Starting point is 00:51:54 No, but he was coming here saying all that kind of shit. And then certain people on the team were like, what the fuck is wrong with you? And he's thinking that it's totally normal because he's on the Tariq Nasheed side of YouTube where that kind of stuff is apparently not that offensive. And then you're talking to like normal-ass black people who are like, what the fuck? Why would you say that? You know. People who haven't heard all this crazy-ass shit.
Starting point is 00:52:17 I think Flaco's cool. Flocko's cool as hell, but with the, I'm going to say, because I'm like, the Niko might shit, we don't need you invent any more words for Nix to take us down. So that's where the anger comes from that shit. But his thing would be he didn't invent it, that he just heard all these red pill streamer type people saying. Advocating for the word.
Starting point is 00:52:35 Still, like, just stick to the regular ones. We got a bunch of shit that, you know, fuck niggas up there. So just use one or else. bro. You don't got to go do combos and shit like that. Yeah, like new racial slurs. Like, I don't really like need people finding out about new racial slurs on here. Yeah, especially from here. Racial slurs are like rock music.
Starting point is 00:52:54 The best ones were made in the 60s. Wow. You'll be eye. We'll let you tell it, brother. I mean, it does seem unlikely that they're going to invent any new ones that are like more popping than the ones they already been had, right? More popping. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:53:07 I don't even like when they just quote me colored. So. That's crazy. He's calling me a Negro might is mad, like, past the mark. Hey, that's crazy to get called colored. Tell me about it. When's the last time that happened to you? Shit, I was only Greyhound going to Houston for no apparent reason doing low-abiding things.
Starting point is 00:53:24 And that's right. When we stopped one time, they was like, was it in Mississippi or Louisiana? Nah, that's his hood. I was living in Mississippi. I ain't ever been called colored, though. That's crazy. It was like Arizona or some shit. They was like, is everybody on the bus?
Starting point is 00:53:36 They was like, oh, that colored guys over there smoking. Ooh. Arizona. And I threw the shit down and I just started walking. I'm like, God, damn, this is crazy. You just reminded me, one time I was taking the bus from New York to Boston, and I had a fucking brand new, all-black Rockefeller,
Starting point is 00:53:52 no, Rockaware fitted hat. They're like, what are you doing with that? I left that shit on the bus when I went to go take a piss in the Popeyes or whatever, and then they fucking, like, come back and my hat is gone. Something stomped out. And I had to sit there the whole time just thinking about the fact that somebody on that bus
Starting point is 00:54:07 had my Rockaware hat. You got punked. But like low key? What am I going to search everybody's bag for a $30 hat? Hey, homie, he took my shit. Yo, why didn't you say that shit during the Dame Dash interview? I don't know. You think that would have scored points?
Starting point is 00:54:26 He would have gave you a hat. He hasn't owned Rockaway in a long time. He's salty about Ragaware, too. So you think he threw all his Rockaway hats away? That's even more of a reason for them to give you a hat. In his house probably. Do you seriously think like Jayzee or Dame have like archived rock-aware product facts j-z probably rock or dan dash no so you're saying when
Starting point is 00:54:45 you get so famous you don't care about like keepsakes and memorabilia or some shit i'll say that i never did and now i regret it because all the bmx shirts that i made in 2006 and seven and all that kind of shit like i mean i wouldn't want to wear them or anything because the graphic design is fucking horrible in retrospect but i definitely like wish i had all that shit or like the band shirts that i had when I was in like eighth grade and shit. Like all that shit would be so badass to have. And that's why now I like save a lot of my shirts and stuff. I like archive them and put them aside.
Starting point is 00:55:15 You got to. Just because I like, I know that when I'm 60, just not that far away. But I'm going to be dying. I'm going to want that shit. Yeah, I wore the LAS T shirt from the awesome shit still when he was open. And the shit was a tweet from Young Thug. It says no homo, but be smoking penises. I've seen that shit before.
Starting point is 00:55:33 That's crazy. Yo, that is my favorite shirt. I used to wear that shit to everywhere. Like my Christian-ass aunt's house. Oh, she did not like that. I show from Bible study, Bible worship, no homo we smoking penises. But bro, go and look at that shirt.
Starting point is 00:55:48 I'm still pissed off. I kind of have to blame myself, but it's like when they screenshot it, they included like the whole tweet including like all this white space to the side and the follow button. And if they had just cropped it down to just the tweet and his name,
Starting point is 00:56:03 it would have been a much more powerful shirt. And somehow when I approved the shirt, I didn't think of it. The graphic designer didn't think of it. I remember the graphic designer being like, so you just want to put this shirt on the word, on a, or this tweet on a shirt? So it's like a screenshot in a crop. No, he said it. We out here smoking penises. No, no, no, I'm saying it's like a screenshot in a crop.
Starting point is 00:56:21 But he didn't crop it down to just. He could have cropped it like much more. So the shirt would have been much more powerful. But it was like the whole square, the whole rectangle. It was way too big. Yeah. If you go Google it, you'll see it and you'll be like, this is disgusting. That shirt, we made a bunch of fucking money about it.
Starting point is 00:56:36 it and then I thought and then like we were going to stop selling it right because we don't run into any issues I guess you could say and then like I realized afterwards that like five billion people were selling the same shirt without you know obviously like not even mentioning us and like charging way less and stuff so that's the fucked up thing is now anytime you make a shirt there's somebody's bootlegging it like you could think you're like on some cool shit like I'm only going to sell this shirt for a couple days no no they're coming they're moving that shit. Have you ever been to the downtown alleys and seen a gang of rip-offs of shirts that you've made? No. I've been down there, but I've never seen the actual bootlegging taking place.
Starting point is 00:57:11 I've actually seen the no jumper logo on a shirt and it says no gender. Oh yeah, but that's some other company made that. So you've seen that? I did. I saw them selling it, yeah. I wonder how it sold. I recently saw that and I was just like, no gender. But they made that at a like a good time or like a time where it was kind of witty. I feel it. I just saw it like three weeks ago, so I was like,
Starting point is 00:57:35 is that some logic mats giving back the quarter shit, or is it? I have no idea now. Oh, okay. It looked well made. Should have bought one. I should have got one. I wasn't down. See, I'm not taking my archive all that serious.
Starting point is 00:57:50 But, okay, in terms of, is there anything else I should be commenting on here? I don't know. I feel like that's probably good enough for me. Basically, my status, my statement about where I'm at, in terms of content is just everybody could talk about me and I'm just fucking over it. And I'm just not really like trying to jump into it every week. You know, it's just like, and granted it would have been nice if I could have, you know, figured that out before everybody decided to just sort of tee off on me for a couple weeks.
Starting point is 00:58:18 You have your notifications off, huh? I have been pretty much off social media, yeah, which has been really nice. I kind of just totally just backed away from all of it. That was like another realization. And I, man, you wouldn't believe some of the conversations I've been having with other canceled men. People that perhaps I would not have been so likely to have conversations with at a certain point.
Starting point is 00:58:40 And then all of a sudden now we're just like talking and like just really like giving each other like feedback and advice and stuff. And that's definitely one of the main things I got. It was just like just stay off all this social network shit because it's like you, you know, granted it's nice to like know what's out there. But at the same time, like you just don't have to spend all your time fucking looking at this. It's like you have that power if you want. And that's very important, I think.
Starting point is 00:59:05 It is. I follow very little people so that way I'm going to be drowned in bullshit. Yeah, definitely. It makes it seem less appealing to, like, be paying attention to other people's bullshit, too. Like, when the 6-9 thing happened, I'm not going to lie. Like, I had a hard time laughing at it the way that I might have normally laughed about it because I was... Speak for yourself. Speak for your goddamn self.
Starting point is 00:59:29 That shit was rough. I was in a little bit of a, like, you know, mental state where I actually was like, I feel bad for the kid, you know? He's just trying to get a workout in, trying to sweat his ass off in the sauna. I still don't understand why he was at the gym. Getting beat up with his jacket on his 20s. I don't get with nobody. My man had to puff around.
Starting point is 00:59:48 But Sarah Molina saying that the kid was embarrassed is kind of crazy. That was whack, right? Yeah, what is that? I'm going to say that, yeah, because, like, and me and my girl were having a conversation about that. I like Sarah Molina. And it is, you know what's so weird about this? Is that there's, like, multiple TMZ stories that they've been putting out.
Starting point is 01:00:01 that don't really relate, like, there's no, like, proof that they said anything, but it's like, oh, they have a statement. Like, 6-9 said that he's not going to move any differently now. I saw a TMZ article is like that. But there's no source. Exactly, that's what I'm saying. Like, who is telling you this?
Starting point is 01:00:16 And then also the Sarah Malina thing, I didn't see, like, a clip of her saying it. I just saw a TMZ article saying, this is what she said is that it's embarrassing that their kid is going to have to see their son getting beat up or whatever. It's like, as the baby mama, you don't, no matter how much you dislike this, dude, you don't have to say that because obviously the kid is going to see it one day.
Starting point is 01:00:36 And that clip is the least of the fucking kids were. He's done a billion. There's a million things that he's going to have to fucking explain at some point to his kid. And I just think, like, her as the baby mom is saying, like, this is, like, you've embarrassed your child or whatever. Like, he knows. He knows that this is not a great situation and not a great outcome. And I don't know. Like, yeah, I thought that was kind of wild.
Starting point is 01:00:57 Do we have any kind of update about, like, anything else that he's been saying? or whatever because I mean for anybody else like I was thinking about if that happened to me it's kind of like whatever like it would be super embarrassing I guess but I've never been out here saying like you're never going to catch me lacking you're never going to get me you're never going to catch me in the 24 hour fitness but he really was saying all that shit you know like when I got beat up in the nail salon it is what it is it's like I never said I was the toughest dude in the world and I never said that you couldn't catch me lacking so I didn't really feel like people tripped that hard about it but with six and nine he really said like you are never
Starting point is 01:01:31 going to get me. You're never going to catch me. Well, where was his guard during this whole time? He was dead. But he did have a guard with him. That's what I'm saying. Didn't a guard magically appear after the fact? That's what I'm saying. I seem like a black dude wearing all black standing next to him at certain points in that clip. And then a bodyguard
Starting point is 01:01:47 put out a statement basically saying that he would kill the dudes who beat him up, right? Like if you want to come fuck with me, I'll fucking kill you. Yeah, like let's get a four on one if need be. I think odds are that he was just being too passive, right? Like, even people with security, I see it, but they'll run to the store without the security. They'll do whatever.
Starting point is 01:02:07 Like, you know? And it's like, I don't know. But did you see, do you seen the clip of those dudes running into the fucking gym? That was rough. Just him getting packed out like that on the ground in the restroom is just rough. That's disgusting to me. Yeah, that was crazy. That's well.
Starting point is 01:02:19 I think I was watching on X-Stream. He said that he's going to convince 6-9 to suit LA Fitness because you see how the guys just walked straight in there. Yeah, that was a little wild. Yeah, they didn't even buzz in. Six-N-N-9. You know what I'm saying? He's been talking. people trying to get people to whoop his ass for years
Starting point is 01:02:32 I just surprised that he actually got caught slipping like that. That shit was crazy. Yeah, it is kind of crazy. What I want to say about that? What are you doing in the LA Fitness? Are you thinking bro running out of money? The Dota shit, I don't know, yeah, that's, I don't think he's running out of one. I think he's like trying to stretch that shit just make it last. Well, like, an Equinox membership
Starting point is 01:02:49 is, I think, like, 250 or 300 a month. Now, granted, I don't know if there's a hell of nice gyms where he's at and everything. Yeah, but Equinox is like, you know, you're probably not going to get jump to the equinox, right? Like, it's a fucking high-end gym. 24-hour fitness, yeah, you could definitely get
Starting point is 01:03:03 the shit does not have good security. Random people are getting punked. There's a piece of shit establishment for the most part of anything could go down there. So I feel like that that is the part that I found confusing. And what was he doing in... For real.
Starting point is 01:03:16 He was on the stair machine. So they say he's trying to drop an album so he'd be working out to lose weight, but I just don't see 6'9. What are you doing at LA Fitness? But that elliptical, the stair machine, like those things are a couple thousand bucks like i think like a nice one might be like five grand i mean this is a dude who has like
Starting point is 01:03:34 many many millions of dollars where the cars in his driveway or whatever is this where he lives in the area he generally lives i don't know exactly so i'm assuming if he's in a hotel he'd be staying in a hotel nice enough that has a fucking gym now he live in miami so that's like he probably left the crib to go do that but i think he lives like far enough away from miami like you know like if you're that level of celebrity put the fucking stair machine in your garage like i'm one percent as famous as 6'9, right? And I'm not going to the fucking 24-hour fitness. That'd be amazing to see what a fucking...
Starting point is 01:04:06 It's just not... And I was up until 2017. Aren't there like influencer gyms? I've heard of something like that. I don't want to say it's Equinox. It's something along those lines. I don't know. There's one in the inland empire.
Starting point is 01:04:18 There's a lot of different levels to gyms now. I was actually just reading New York Times article about some gyms that cost like $2,500 a month. And like, yo, it's like a social club. Like, they want you in there all the fucking. in time you're supposed to be friends with people and like networking and they have all classes and all kinds of shit
Starting point is 01:04:35 and you have to fill out an application it's like college and they fucking reject you they're not going to let you work out there if you're not cool enough but all I'm saying is like none of that matters because A you could have gone to a like a nicer like private personal training gym or you could have just built your own personal
Starting point is 01:04:51 put the shit in your fucking house. Amazing gym yeah so I mean I know it's old news but we had to we had to touch on the six nine thing. Do you have an elliptical or something like that at your crib? Yeah. I have a badass. You don't have an elliptical.
Starting point is 01:05:05 I have a treadmill, but it's from UFC. I got an elliptical, and I got the stair machine. How much was the stair machine? I don't know, a couple thousand. But realistically, I don't like to use it because I'll probably hit my head on the ceiling in the garage. My girl's on it, though. I feel it.
Starting point is 01:05:20 Snake, you got a garage. I mean. That's nice. That's what happens when you live in California, pal. It's not the nicest garage. Yeah, you find me a nigga. with a garage in New York, he's probably running familiar.
Starting point is 01:05:35 There's so many shitty little garages like next to people's cribs in New York, though. Yeah, but you gotta buy that shit. Like, that shit's extra. That's like the dream in New York is that you save up until you finally able to get a house and the shit is this wide in the garage.
Starting point is 01:05:50 Like, when you get out of your fucking car in the garage, you have to be like, there's like this much fucking space between the wall. Like New York dates, your sardines. in that bitch. No, I stayed at an Airbnb in Brooklyn thinking I was fucking smart instead of getting a hotel. Dove.
Starting point is 01:06:05 I don't even know how to compare it to anything in this building, except maybe the restroom. There's nothing that condensed in all of Southern California. That shit is crazy. When you're in Hollywood and you have to park in parking lots where the spaces are a little bit smaller. That shit sucks, too. It can be a little stressful, but there's nothing compared to New York. Where you're from, is it small like that too? No.
Starting point is 01:06:25 It's big, right? Yeah, it's like everything's spread out because the real estate prices. are allowed. That's what it all comes down to. Are you living like in a small condo type vibe, like in a regular size condo? You're asking me where I live on camera. No, no, no, I'm just asking if it's like a nice-style of home. Yes, exactly. Thank you, sir, for clearing that up. Well, allegedly, it's a cool-looking apartment.
Starting point is 01:06:47 The reason why I ask is because, like, how he's saying everything's so small over there and then you guys come into an apartment over here, does it seem like super spacious or some shit? Oh, no, my shit is big and luxurious, bro, Malibu. That's right. Definitely, though. Like, out here, everything feels fucking glamorous compared to New York City. Everyone wants to live in downtown over here, and I'm like, dog, I'd rather stay in my suburb in my nice house.
Starting point is 01:07:10 I'd rather do anything to live downtown, to be honest. That shit is horrendous. Not to trash downtown or anything, because I've done a lot of it out on the Pottios over the years, but it's just not. Downtown is trash. I'll trash downtown, man. Fuck downtown. I'm not living there.
Starting point is 01:07:22 Downtown we're a skiro at, right? That's a portion of downtown, but yeah. That's the bad part. But, like, you know, we'll know porn girls that are, like, moving to LA and they're asking us like yeah I was thinking about getting a spot in the valley or I was thinking about just getting an apartment downtown and I'm just like no don't do it downtown boo not gonna appreciate your lifestyle out there it's nice that you get to have that like big you know it's like you're up you're up in the air that's kind of nice I don't like that shit
Starting point is 01:07:48 yeah I mean not really either to be honest no I don't even want a two-story home damn for real I don't I'd rather have like a long wide I got a big lot space so I'm chilling but we were thinking about putting a second story on my house hey adding it like stacking some why you laughing Joshua because you hate stairs that's why you only wanted one level I hate stairs oh yeah I could climb upstairs you're making a fat joke right now you fat shaming me damn Josh on my first time on the Tuesday show you were adamant about not wanting stairs there's got to be a reason no I don't know I just don't want it my kids to fall down the stairs or no stupid shit like that
Starting point is 01:08:27 Josh has a great presence of the movies because he just fucking annihilated a large popcorn while we're in there. Small popcorn. It looked very large to me, but. It was the small popcorn. They just give grotesque amounts of food in these places. And how are you going to see a movie without popcorn? I'm just not that into popcorn. And like, honestly, if somebody next to me has popcorn and I could take like two bites, then I'm probably good.
Starting point is 01:08:51 I feel like you guys slap your hand if you would have reached from all popcorn, bro. You probably have the popcorn with a hole in it and you're dicking it. Fuck. That's the new episode of Plug Talk. Now I understand. That's how dudes used to try to get a pussy back in the day. Yeah. With the dick through the popcorn, son?
Starting point is 01:09:06 And they're going to be eating the dick corn the whole time waiting for the mystery. No, no, no. Before Pornhub, that's what they were doing. No. I wonder if there's any documented cases of that actually happening or if that was just like. Pee Wee Herman.
Starting point is 01:09:18 He was just jerking off in a movie theater. He really got like the short end of the stick if you think about it because he was just what? It was a gay movie theater? Nah, it was supposed to be a porno. It was a porno theater. It was a pornos in the theaters. Does I'm saying?
Starting point is 01:09:33 Do those still exist? But nobody gets caught up doing that shit anymore because you just beat off at your house. They also don't have porno theaters as far as I can remember. Why are you showing porno in the theater and make jerking off illegal? That's a crazy thing. Yeah, right? Like, who caught him?
Starting point is 01:09:48 Who actually told on him? Yeah. Was it a sting? Can you please, please, please look that up? Some of the other gay dudes in there were just, like, jealous of his fame? So we're sure it was a gay porn place. that pee-wee got caught at. Somebody finished
Starting point is 01:09:59 and he was definitely the big top adventure. Would he have lost his career if it was a straight movie place? Oh, fuck, I just got a deja vu like we already had this conversation on here. I think we already had this one point. Really?
Starting point is 01:10:10 That's okay. Yeah, I mean, that's kind of the weird thing about having an all-new host after like 190 episodes or some shit is that like, you know, like we're going to have to retread some ground. It's pee-wee. That's okay.
Starting point is 01:10:23 He's worth it. It's not like most of them have seen every episode of this anyway. That's true. That's true. Dog, sometimes people are like, who the hell am I? I'm like, dog, I've been on like 40 news episodes already. Like, where have you been?
Starting point is 01:10:34 It's a slow grind. You got to just keep putting yourself in front of their faces over and over and over, right? I was going to Tuesday show like mad years ago. But nobody remembered when you came, right? Yeah, at all. Not one hardcore diehard fan was like, yo, I remember Courtney from back of the day. I think I helped egg it on a little bit because I posted the clip with a link. Oh, you helped the refresh.
Starting point is 01:10:55 On my story, I posted like the Aaron Carter. clip of him. Oh, I watched that story about you. We talked about it on Sledged Lords, and then I just wanted to like, oh my God, that's... He didn't want to give me the left hand, son. That was the most Latinx. You got to, you don't do the left in New York. That was a Latinx.
Starting point is 01:11:10 We don't do it here either, but I was just trying to reach. That was grimy. I don't know if y'all going to recover from that. Can we edit that one out? No. But, yeah, I mean, but if you think about it, too, like, 2019 was a different era. Yeah, it was. You know?
Starting point is 01:11:29 Like, that was an era where we could, like, have arguments on the podcast and, like, talk about all kinds of shit. And there wasn't, like, leagues of people who wanted to make videos about the arguments. It was, like, we had our own little world. Content about the content. Well, that, but. About the content. I know people who make videos, like, about other people's drama,
Starting point is 01:11:49 who now make videos about my drama. About their drama. No, about my drama. And then I'm saying it's multitudes of drama. But I don't even watch it. Like, I've, watch people who like made videos about like different people attacking them like you know a dozen times 50 times and I'm like clued in watching that shit and then now they like feel they need to talk
Starting point is 01:12:09 about me and I'm like I'm not watching that shit don't be selective watch it no you don't have to watch everything about yourself it's actually no that's actually it's a super toxic to just avoid it to what duck the comments fuck the comments just don't even watch it in general it's amazing You got to just think of like, what would Kim Kardashian do? You think she's watching all the YouTubers making videos about her? I would do wonder what she does. She's not watching that shit. He's in her own world.
Starting point is 01:12:34 I don't know, but maybe she does. I'm sure everyone occasionally takes a second. I was just like, damn, this is what they're saying about me. Catch a temp is one thing. You know, sort of like see where the people are at. A little temp check. A little five-minute dive. Yeah, that's how I do that.
Starting point is 01:12:51 Fuck around fetal position. I've got to be having to restrain myself to respond them. because sometimes, like, people to take certain things the wrong way. Like, some dude was, like, court keeps wearing the same shirt. I was jumping needs to pay him more. And it's like, motherfucker, I've been living out of a suitcase for two weeks. And you are repeating a shirt right now that you had early on, huh? I'm repeating two shirts right now.
Starting point is 01:13:12 This whole shirt is repeated down to the socks. I've been literally just grabbing this hoodie, like, half of the time that I pick out clothes and just putting it on. I mean, it's your own brand. I don't know if anybody's catching on to the fact that I just keep wearing the same hoodie, but. They probably just assume you have several considering it's the brand. That would be incorrect. I only have one. Let's dive in to the fact, like, okay, so if there's anything that happened in the
Starting point is 01:13:38 latter half of it, I didn't see it. I only watched like the first half, but you got us to watch Hookers at the Point. I didn't know what it was going to be, although I guessed that it was probably going to be something HBL special. Hockey-related. It came out in, I think, like, 92 or 93. or something. Amazing. And it's basically, it's very similar to a lot of the shit
Starting point is 01:13:59 that a lot of people are doing on YouTube these days except that they... On site. They're filming prostitutes. They were on the block, on some random spot in Queens, Hunter's Point or something. It's just in the Bronx. It's in the Bronx, okay.
Starting point is 01:14:11 Surprise we didn't see any drill rappers there. They didn't exist yet. They got conceived there. Some of them were conceived... At Hunt's Point. Actually, no. Because then there would be like 30 now. 35 now.
Starting point is 01:14:23 You were conceived on this whole stroll in 1992, you would be 35 now. Which is kind of freaky. Huh? 31, 31. 31. No, well, they followed them for like, what, six years or some shit like that, that seems like?
Starting point is 01:14:39 Wait, that documentary started over six years? Wasn't there two episodes in one? Like, wasn't that like... Yeah, it was two and one. Wait, that was like a series? I thought it was just one. There's part one and a part two, but that's it. But hook is at the point, basically, to do with the Texas drive. in the 70s and then he went to Hunts Point
Starting point is 01:14:56 and realized, oh shit, I should document this. Now I'm here with Corby. He was ahead of his time. Courtney was way ahead of his time. And he had a style of filmmaking that I don't think any of these YouTube vloggers, hood vloggers that they've thought of, which is basically like you film interviews
Starting point is 01:15:11 with the prostitute, then she goes into the car and starts fucking and giving head to or jerking off The John. The John and her, she's wearing a microphone. That shit's crazy. We have incredible quality audio of her. Of the early nights. And some of it is just like mind-blowing, the shit that is being said.
Starting point is 01:15:33 There's one where she starts talking about how she's like getting fucking the ass. Oh, I got this. He goes, I like getting fucking the ass. She's like, that was crazy. Oh, I got this, bro. I got this. Let me cook it. Let me get this out.
Starting point is 01:15:43 All right. So look, she gets, she's in the car. She's like, okay, Poppy, I want you to do it to me. Do it to me nice. I want you to stick it everywhere. Put it in my ass. He's like, oh, yeah, I like dildos in my eyes. She didn't do that ex this nigger, bro.
Starting point is 01:15:57 This nigga was just mad horny. But thing about that dude, this is like pre-internet. That dude has this fetish. Super deviant. And he can't tell anybody. You can't tell his wife. You can't tell his co-workers. He's probably not the kind of guy who's going to go start hanging out of gay bars.
Starting point is 01:16:12 So he's got like random dudes to confess this shit to or whatever. He's at the point with it. Yeah. The only person he could tell is this fucking prostitute. I felt for him. I wonder if he, like, thought she had a dildo on her. On deck, ready to give it to him? Yeah. Or if he would have bought his own dildo, how much she would have charged him?
Starting point is 01:16:30 Because once you're in the beginning, she was like, oh, it's 70 for the fuck, 50 for the suck, 90 for around the world. Or like, a hundred, around here we can bring you to the hotel and hit. And I'm like, yo, pussy was dead ass the price of my Wi-Fi bill back in the United States. That's what I was thinking. Like, yo, one of them said it was like 10 bucks for a blow? Yeah, Angela. She said that she ain't know. She was getting low-balled, so she was working on that.
Starting point is 01:16:55 She said she was booked up because she was only charging 10. Then she found out that she was charging to her. Yeah, she was locking it down. If we got a fig right now, how much are they charging us for a hooker? I don't know. But I remember Backpage. A hundred bucks, right? Back page was cracking, and that was like $100.
Starting point is 01:17:09 Yeah. I mean, once you get lit, if you're popular, I could imagine it being more. But if you're just a random chick on the street, it's got to be like $100, I'm thinking. I don't know. I don't know. I mean, shit. Point was lit. That's point was lit.
Starting point is 01:17:24 The shit that made me sad was everybody was on crack. Damn, for real. But some of them was bad. Like, the chick who was, her name was a school teacher. Lisa? Is that Lisa or Angie? She was such like a normal person. Oh, it's Angel.
Starting point is 01:17:37 Angel, I think. Angel, because she had Sinbad, right? Sin bad. Oh, we're going to get to Sinbad. We're going to talk about Sinbad. Lisa was the one that was jerking your nigga off. Like, give me the leche poppy. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:17:47 Give me the letche. She was gangston. Lisa was gangster. Bitch. I can't come. Yeah, I'm gonna sound like fucking Moe's tavern. Tollison, give me a L'EGerman. Honestly, I've never heard a Puerto Rican girl
Starting point is 01:17:57 or whatever she was to speak like that. Mexican girls don't really speak like that. Give me the Leche. I was astonished when I heard that. I was like, what the fuck is that? Like, you're just using your fucking culture to like make this guy have a little laugh while you're jerking him off.
Starting point is 01:18:10 Like, is she really calling come Leche on her day to day? That's normal? For her, apparently. She was mad he wasn't coming fast enough. Because that wasn't just in that one particular instance. She says shit like that throughout. Yeah, she's a. I need you to come, Poppy.
Starting point is 01:18:23 Don't play me. Play Game Boy. Yes. He's like, don't play with me. I got to get back to work. I'm like, are you fucking serious? She's at work. She's at work.
Starting point is 01:18:30 She's at work. How she said it, Adam? No. But the fact that they just film the car. That's dope. You can see the car rocking around a little bit. Grab that bottle, fool. I'm telling you.
Starting point is 01:18:44 They just got this audio. I felt bad for those dudes, too. Like, that dude, like, you can hear his voice. If I knew that dude, I would know. and if I recognize his car I would really know well you gotta wonder how long after that instance that they aired it on HBO
Starting point is 01:18:58 probably took years and years that was an HBO thing at the time though dog yeah I literally seen it on HBO originally HBO used to be crag bro like they used to have like I don't know if it was them to have a taxi cab confessions exactly all of that shit like HBO after dark
Starting point is 01:19:14 HBO after dark was a vibe that shit used to crack for a young man without access to free porn But it's just crazy because you can still see when you, like, look at all those TikTok accounts where they're filming chicks on Figaroa and all those YouTube channels. Like, there's such a desire for people on the internet to see what's going on in the world of prostitution, even if they would never go there. A lot of people think is. Yeah, and a lot of people think it's more difficult to get and find holes than it really is. So, like, a lot of people will see it on YouTube and say, you know what, I'm going to try to find me a lady of the night.
Starting point is 01:19:50 a situation like that. A lady of the night. My shit was crazy when I lived in Korea town, bro. Because I would see a fucking van pull up and probably like six African-American women. Some of whom were like damn near naked would just fucking pop out of this van. Crazy, right? And then just be walking around. And it's like this whole neighborhood is Asian.
Starting point is 01:20:12 It's all hell of Korean people. And then like, you know, a sprinkling of like white people that are transplants who are living there like myself. and dude they would just pull up and like someone would be wearing like fishnets but like you could see the fucking nipples and shit and me and my homies are just like BMX dudes like just hanging out like yo it was just like what the fuck
Starting point is 01:20:30 like this is crazy like there's a whole business going on here and like you have your homie smash them out I don't think in my whole time living there I don't think anybody actually went for it God I would have been mad if somebody brought one back to the crib that would have been dope I almost went for some fig shit once I was managing a weed shop that was like right by fig
Starting point is 01:20:47 So you would see them You know they used to come in there bro Once she came in with a sweater tied around her waist Nothing else Yeah Nigger just the pussy out sweater tied around her waist She's my read I really wanted to be like yo
Starting point is 01:21:02 How much? Like easily She was fine And she had a home girl with her And I was just like yo I know I make enough to To get both of these bitches At least today
Starting point is 01:21:14 I'll be broke tomorrow But it'll be What's the max you would have spent. I would have to get both for them for like 350 or something. Damn, you were a generous guy. But that's for both bitches.
Starting point is 01:21:28 No, I feel it. For how long? An hour? I'm assuming it's like an hour. Because I wouldn't even need the hour. Listen, if I'm paying for it, I want to have a real good time for an hour. I don't want the fucking school teacher. It's like, give me the lecture.
Starting point is 01:21:42 Like, don't rush me, bro. Like, I'm not trying to just do this as fast as possible. Have you guys ever got a hooker? Have you? Have you? I spent my money on a hooker before. I ain't know. I sold hookers.
Starting point is 01:21:53 How was that? Yeah, like you ain't never spent your money on the hooker before. Oh no, we're gonna get to that. What about you? I'm over. Alright, so I was, I pimped for three months. You pimped? For three months.
Starting point is 01:22:04 How did he describe it as you one of them little closet pimps or was you on the stroll? Alright, so check this is back in my cocaine deal. He was a death metal pimp. Yeah, for sure. Cray, sell your body. That was good All right So I was in a strip club one time
Starting point is 01:22:21 Selling Coke right These two chicks They basically chose up They told me they planned to choose up At the end of the night They was like yo meet us on this corner About the Ross or whatever I'm gonna give you this niggas money
Starting point is 01:22:33 And you just you know Make sure he good So I was just like I call one of my homies I was a pimp I asked this thing What the fuck all this shit I mean
Starting point is 01:22:41 He explained it to me He was like Oh nigga you in the game You in the game They was out of pocket. Yeah, exactly. Them bitches ain't even have a pocket.
Starting point is 01:22:49 That's tight. They paid me and shit, and I'm just like, I'm working these bitches out of the hotel. Then my dumb ass, I'm like, you know what? I can say more if I just move these bitches into my house. So I moved them into my house. Shit is going wonderfully. They're doing alcohols. They're doing all of the shit.
Starting point is 01:23:05 What is this? It was no strong. I can't tell you for, like, legal reasons. But I'll tell you off camera. I'm sure the cops are dying to catch somebody who pimped in. For three months. Yeah. Whatever it is, I don't be amends and no crimes that you fuck up.
Starting point is 01:23:19 I like it. I got a statute of limitations, and I'm going to say this one passed it. I'm going to say exactly when it was when we left him. You got a hooker before? So I was in China for a bicycle convention slash contest. I was like judging a contest, I think. And translation, they give you like 500 books and they fly you out. And so I stayed out there for like a week or two with Catfish, who some people
Starting point is 01:23:45 know and a few other people. And I remember I was talking to somebody who was like a, like an older guy, like a 50-year-old dude who like owned a bike company. And he just goes, hey, my advice to you, if you spend some money on getting a lady tonight, get two. I'm like, why? He's like, well, it's like really cheap. So you might as well get two.
Starting point is 01:24:05 And as it happened, we ended up going to a like a nail shop basically that was like clothes. Like in China, it's kind of weird. a lot of the nail shops that are just like active during the day. They're trash box at night. Yeah, like the lights are off or like turned down and you'll like see girls like clawing at the at the glass and being like come on. That's tight.
Starting point is 01:24:29 And it's weird because like some of them seem a little bit more high class and some of them like, like even me not being a Chinese person. Like I could tell pretty quickly like oh, this one is garbage. This one seems kind of nice. Whatever. And long story short, yeah, I got like two chicks. I go into the room and it's like
Starting point is 01:24:47 for sure is the worst nut I've ever blown in my entire life like they take an alcohol wipe and they clean your dick off with it then they put a condom on then they're like sucking your dick through the condom
Starting point is 01:24:59 then you want the other girls suck it right so I'm like trying to like take it out and put it in the other girl's mouth she takes the condom off wipes it down with another alcohol wipe puts another condom on and then she's sucking it through the condom this is like the dumbest thing
Starting point is 01:25:14 I've ever, so like people are like, have you got a hooker? I'm like, I guess so have you guys ever, have you been to Hong Kong? Because they're not from here. Have you been to Hong Kong? Yes. Dog. I'm not going to bother to tell you this story on camera because I was told it so many times, but I got an insane Hong Kong story. So look, one day, if Adam allows us to vlog it,
Starting point is 01:25:31 Hong Kong is a strip club and Tijuana for the people who have known. I'm taking you fools. You guys are going to Oh, I like that. Oh, so we could go to Tijuana with you and we'll be good? Yeah. Are you just saying that? No, that's a valid thing. So they know about you or what? Relax, not on the freaking strip. Bro, like, you walk in?
Starting point is 01:25:48 We're going to survive into TJ, don't worry. I want to go because the last time I went, I had just done like a cocaine, a cocaine bear level of cocaine. So like, whatever I experienced was probably like pretty different from what the real Hong Kong is. Well, first we're going to walk you down
Starting point is 01:26:03 the alley in English, the, you know, the alley. What's the alley? Well, it's the little block that Hong Kong is on. So there's a prostitution? Also, you don't even remember then. I remember what happened. in there and I remember getting dropped off by the taxi
Starting point is 01:26:16 in front of it. Let's just say you hit the block and the block is like the driveway. You know what I'm saying? It's just hookers just on deck. And where are you supposed to bank? For $35 the last time I was there it'll get you a room for your fuck
Starting point is 01:26:34 and Does it cover the fuck? Yes. Nigger that's less than lamb chops. It is with mashed potatoes. That's amazing. Hey so anyway. ways that's outside now if you go into hong kong you'll probably like spend a hundred bucks but if you're a baller like how we were in mexico once upon a time you could get a house call and that's crazy i'm not letting them business come to my hotel no we were at Airbnb well wasn't even
Starting point is 01:27:01 i'm not letting them go there either i don't know who they worked for the owner of the record now you're that's where we're going so the owner of the record label that i was with uh had spots right there and um we were staying there and he would call them in and they would just pull up and I had a protected sex with a fucking T.J. Oh, no. Unprotected makes it so much better.
Starting point is 01:27:24 Wow. But with a T.J. Hooker, right? So I'm sure you kind of grasp how wild that could be or just period, right? For the record, I'm not going to tell the whole story, but I fucked the prostitute in the strip club. Unprotected? No, I wrapped it up, yeah.
Starting point is 01:27:35 And what's wild is I had to go see my, back then she wasn't my wife, but I had to go see my wife and I told her, like, I'm super transparent about, like, I'm not really into cheating. So I'm like, yo, I've smashed this bitch and this bitch and this bitch, right? You told your girlfriend at the time? I told my girlfriend at the time. So not your current.
Starting point is 01:27:51 She wasn't my girlfriend, though. We were just all, I was just seeing different bitches or whatever. Okay. Sorry, call you a bitch wife. How long ago you been with you ago? Eight years, seven, seven years. Respect. So in that instance of me courting her.
Starting point is 01:28:05 Pause. I was courting again to other bitches, right? So anyways, I told her and she made me go get a STD test before I went over. You know, point at that thing where you say FCD test? Well, no, he's the STD test. Yeah, well, I've definitely been tested probably more times in the last couple of years than anyone in this office has in their whole life. They didn't.
Starting point is 01:28:26 Sure, you guys didn't test in most times today. They're not going to have tested in my whole life. You never got tested? No, I think he's just. He's walking around here with some crazy shit. I woke by faith. Yo, I was living that way for a long time. Until I started fucking around in the porn industry,
Starting point is 01:28:43 and then they started making me get tested and I'm like, all right. Yeah, if the bitches are fucking don't got nothing. So there was drawing blood from you weekly? Bye weekly. Pause. But, you know, the weird thing about that. Why you pause that?
Starting point is 01:28:56 I'm not by. Yet. Weekly. No, but you know what? It was fucked up, though. Actually, I got tested when I was 19. And the fucking doctor said to me, he goes, so why do you want to get tested?
Starting point is 01:29:12 I'm like, you know, I slept with a couple of girls and I'm like, not sure, yada, yada. And he goes, do you have any drips? I go, no. He goes, do you have any sores? I don't know. He goes, then you're good. I want to dig. He goes, I'll give you an AIDS test.
Starting point is 01:29:28 But besides that, he's like, if you have something, you're going to know you have something. Is there a test where they hit you with the Q-tip inside your ether or whatever? Yes, there is, my friend. And you do that biweekly. My guy. Some things are too hard. armful to talk about on here. Some things I just don't like thinking about besides the once every two weeks I have to do it.
Starting point is 01:29:48 It sucks. It's a fucking pain in the ass. This guy has a high pain tolerance, clearly. Bro, the worst one is the anal swab. You do not get anally swabbed. Yeah, you're right. I don't get anally swabs. I had to do it myself last time I went in because I don't even want to get all into it.
Starting point is 01:30:02 But like, there's certain girls who want a throat swab, a genital swab or urethraub and an anal swab. Damn. Why would you need to get an anal swab? You know, I was wondering the same thing, and it just really... You're getting pegged by random dildoes or what? I don't know. It's just like certain girls request it, so you got to do it. Hey, see, we start a band called anal swab.
Starting point is 01:30:25 And how to make sick merch. No, that's a good idea. Anal swab and then just something like that. Ayah, yeah, Adam, that's something I never knew about you. That's fucking crazy, though. It's not fun. It kind of makes me think, like, oh, do I want to do this? You do.
Starting point is 01:30:38 Yeah, I've got something that... You want to get swabbed. I got something to admit to all the homies. We was like 15 or 14. We went to all go take STV tests. I was a fucking virgin, right? You did it anyway? I did that shit.
Starting point is 01:30:54 That's tight. I'm going to the doctor's office. He's like, so why are you here? And I'm like, dude, I'm just here because they're here. I'm a virgin. I was, honestly, you don't even got to give me your own leaders. If I could just leave out and then you can call me back in and tell me I ain't got nothing, that's fine. He's like, well, you're here.
Starting point is 01:31:09 I got to take the blood. charge you. I'm like, all shit. So. I got to take the blood to charge you. Yeah. I said, Tass reasons had like some free ass, like stupid-ass shit. Found out you had something anyways? That shit would have sucked.
Starting point is 01:31:23 But I was just, I know I'm good. But everybody in the office sweat and I'm sitting there just twiddling my thumbs. Lottie. Knowing I ain't got shit because I ain't got no pussy to get nothing. But yeah, Tess came back. Negative. So I was supposed to say positive.
Starting point is 01:31:38 Hey, can I just like shoot down a narrative? real quick. Sure. I just seen so many people acting like no jumper is like pivoting to politics. And that's just like not... I like that you're shooting down that narrative.
Starting point is 01:31:51 I never said that. Like I said that I enjoy talking about politics and that I'm down to do more political stuff, talk to people who are, you know, conscious of that kind of stuff and everything. But like, you know, I realized how pervasive that narrative must be because I had like a meeting with various people
Starting point is 01:32:07 on the team the other day. And one person on the team who I have a great relationship, relationship with and who I trust, he was just like, are we pivoting out of hip-hop? Are we like mostly focusing on politics? And I was just like, I interviewed 14 rappers in one week, last week. You know? You had three fucking. It's just like, because people see like me doing stuff with destiny and everything and they're just like, oh, like he's doing political content. And it's like, it's always kind of been that way. Like from the very beginning in the jumper, we were interviewing,
Starting point is 01:32:37 you know, streamers, porn stars, podcasters. YouTubers, whoever. And it's like, yes, I'm down to have conversations with people who are on the political realm. I'm like thankful of somebody like Flacco because he's helped bring people like Tariq Nashid or Resa Islam on here who I would probably have never had a conversation with
Starting point is 01:32:56 or never even thought about reaching out to otherwise. But, you know, for sure, hip hop's going to be the focus. And I feel like it always has been. And I feel like that's the weird thing is that it's like people will literally, judge us based on our most recent couple interviews. So it's like if we drop a John Zirker one and a destiny one back to back, it's just like, oh, look, they are so clearly just dead set on doing this politics thing.
Starting point is 01:33:24 I don't really like, there's so many channels that do a great job with politics and who would do a lot of, do a great job with like the red pill manisphere type content where you basically like gather together a bunch of bitches and talk to them, you know. I see that. And it's like nowhere in my head in my head. like, oh yeah, that's what I want to do. I want to give up all of the equity I've sort of built in terms
Starting point is 01:33:47 of rappers wanting to talk to us and have conversations with us and everything. I'm going to give all that up to basically do the exact same thing. Yeah, well, destiny is somebody I actually just like and, you know, I consider myself friends with. There's like certain conversations that I'm more confident in having with him there. Like for instance, I probably wouldn't have talked to Richard Spencer
Starting point is 01:34:04 myself. Somebody like Destiny kind of helps. Takes the onus off me because it's like, oh, he understands politics. on a level that I probably don't. And like, there's like a part towards the end where I asked Richard Spencer about like his religious beliefs and him and Destiny are going back and forth. There's like 45 minutes there where
Starting point is 01:34:20 I don't know what the fuck they're talking about. It must be totally real. Like it's fucking the level of intricacy or just insanity of the religious conversation there is just like, you know, it's not my wheelhouse. It's not like necessarily something that I felt confident doing on my own. But I just wanted to sort of
Starting point is 01:34:36 shoot that down because I'm down to do like all kinds of different. content on here. But somehow the idea that I was just like dead set on only doing political content going forward, I just had to like acknowledge that, Josh, did I ever say that? No, not even like anything close to that. They were watching your actions. It's just weird fake narrative. Not clearly like you're saying, like you interviewed those people, then you interviewed like the EBK dudes or some shit like that, right? I think I probably interviewed like 20 Bronx rappers in the last, like 20.
Starting point is 01:35:10 20, like, New York City drill rappers in the last, like, month. It's just, I don't know. I just wanted to hook holes in that. Because it's just like, I see people, like, reiterating that as if it's something I really said. I'm not sure what the source would be. Speaking of Bronx drill rappers, I saw that you interviewed, what's the chick's name, Murder Bee? Yeah. That's tired.
Starting point is 01:35:34 She looked really, really good in that interview, but the picture she was talking about how she came. I looked like Michael Jackson. I kind of started that narrative. Of her looking like Michael Jackson? Yeah, because like, she, so easy posted a picture of her and I'm talking about,
Starting point is 01:35:48 I went on the shit and I commented, murder B, he, he. And everybody was like, yeah, that's murder Mike and shit like that. Like he was going in. Call out all kinds of Michael Jackson shit, that shit was hilarious.
Starting point is 01:36:01 But that interview was kind of wild because I felt like she acts so ratchet in all these, like, interviews that she does and stuff. And then for some reason, I got like a very, like, chill, humble, cool version of her. I felt like I was having a conversation
Starting point is 01:36:13 with like the real her, which was kind of a surprise. You gotta remember you white. That's tight. So niggas be cold switching. Yeah. But she's not really that, right? Because she, like he's saying. No, she's ratchet, but thing is, niggas don't like being ratchet
Starting point is 01:36:28 around you. Like, you see how I don't switch for nothing. I still say the N-word. Right. Right. I'm conversation. Like, that's just how I am. I don't have a code to switch to. But there's people who know like, oh, this person might not want to fuck with me or this person might be put off by this or this person might think I'm going to steal some shit.
Starting point is 01:36:48 I don't have that worried. I was not thinking that about murderby. No, yeah. Like, if people are harder on themselves than they are, you know, or they expect people to be. Like, they're harder on themselves. So it's like, if you know you never stole something in your life, you may try to extra not look like a thief in front of certain people. And I'm just using that as an example.
Starting point is 01:37:08 If you know you like not so ghetto, you try to like bring out other sides and shit with me, I'm a ghetto ass nigger. Like, and I don't necessarily take pride in that, but I'm a smart ghetto person. So I'll never hide nothing. I'm showing you how ghetto I am, how smart I am, how business savvy I am, how, you know, economic, all that shit. Just because like I have multifaceted, she seems like somebody who has the ability to be hood and the ability to be what she thinks is not her.
Starting point is 01:37:39 I think she's pretty. No, she's fine and shit, dude. Like, she got some looks on her. I like her, and I feel like, yeah, like, I could see her career having a longer shelf life than just the like, ah, we smoking on Lil Ronnie, man, like, all that shit. Like, I don't know. RIP, Lil Ronnie. I don't know if there's a little Ronnie or not.
Starting point is 01:37:58 I don't know either, but. May or may not be a Ronnie out there. Sounds valid. You sound real. But, yeah, I mean, I think she's got some, she's got a future ahead of her. She's signed. So that's what they're supposed to do, right? Is they're supposed to, like, figure out how to turn her into more than just a drill rubber?
Starting point is 01:38:12 Yeah, and, like, I like the media trainer she had because I think you asked her to something about Ice Spice. And she's like, yeah, I'm happy with her. He's like, bitch, not. But good job. But I think she doesn't really have, like, an Ice Spice beef. Like, like, Relo G's has to talk about the fact that, like, Ice Spice used to follow her and everything. Like, she has to kind of get into that. Used to?
Starting point is 01:38:31 Yeah, like, she's all talking about, like, you know, she has to talk about the fact that they were kind of cool and then they weren't cool and ran, right, right, right. But I don't think murder bee has a reason to dislike ice spice. Yeah, that's true. Ice spices is how likable. Like, chicks like her, like her for a different reason for the chicks. But ice spices have likable. You got seen a lot on ice spice beef that's cooking up right now? But that's just cap, right?
Starting point is 01:38:53 Because I tried to look it up. I don't know. I tried to look it up. And, okay, this is like the evidence that they had, right? Is that there was an award show where they tried to ask a lotto, like, this, a munch that whole I eat them for lunch whatever the fuck they say
Starting point is 01:39:07 and she just like doesn't she seemed like she didn't know the lyrics is like I don't know Is that wrong for her not to know the lyrics? What I'm saying? And then the other thing was that she posted a photo where she was bent over with her hand between her legs
Starting point is 01:39:20 I'm not going to do it would make you guys all really grossed out if I were to do this right now but she's bent over I would in a different time I would but she's a white-ed emote back just grabbing her Yeah yeah the wiping mode
Starting point is 01:39:31 The wiping remote So yeah And that to me is like You know Anyone could do that Why your hands of food No one's robbing you This nigga said
Starting point is 01:39:39 In a different time He would have did The ice spice Tork and white If I was feeling a little bit more lively I might actually hit that pose For y'all right now You imagine
Starting point is 01:39:47 Like bitch I'm a betty I get what I want Everybody can imagine They should me do Wake gear or shit on here But I don't know I just
Starting point is 01:39:54 I'm so glad They didn't even Ice spice didn't fire back Isn't that a boss Move to not bust back That's what I'm saying It's like a fake beef they have nothing
Starting point is 01:40:04 all they have is she took the photo where she was striking the same pose as the cover of the Ice Spice EP and then she immediately denied that she was trying to be like anybody or that it's just had anything to do with anything Ice Spice didn't say shit I'm like holy fuck why did I just
Starting point is 01:40:20 search this on Google you know it's crazy? Remo do you have a rebuke to that though or like is there more to it? It's not really more to it but it is just more of like I guess they're taking the emotes because Ice Spice she's the originator of it I guess she's saying she, well, I'm not the first girl to do that.
Starting point is 01:40:35 I've seen chicks do that in the strip club for years. Little Nas X did it first. Ice Ice Ice is doing it, though. She's making it hot. Little Naz X twerk, bent over, grabbed his nuts. I'm just saying, I think that when it comes to these girl rappers, people are so thirsty to create tension between them. I felt that.
Starting point is 01:40:52 But they feed into it, though. Because she's kind of like. The girls. Did they really in this one? Not all the way, but just a little bit, I guess. Yeah. I don't know. I just like.
Starting point is 01:41:01 We'll see what happened. to be continued. I don't think nothing's happening. What the fuck is at the bottom of your drink there? Berries. I don't even know, man. It's berries. That's they said it was.
Starting point is 01:41:09 It's a lot of sugar for sure. It's like cranberry pits. Those are like fake berries. These are you supposed to be dragon fruits. I don't know. Isn't it supposed to be red then? Is that a real thing? Well, this shit seems fictional.
Starting point is 01:41:21 Dragon fruit or that? Am I going to be able to get you guys to watch Succession? That's a hard ass HBO is the best food. Have you seen it? You've seen it? You're caught up? I began to watch it. Oh, my God.
Starting point is 01:41:32 The best. I'll start tonight. The best. There's a new episode, like the season one of this new season. I'm going to watch it all tonight, don't know. I'm telling you. It is fucking gas. What is it about?
Starting point is 01:41:43 Succeeding. It's about a guy who owns, like, an incredibly successful media company. It's basically like Fox. And, you know, so obviously he's like a billionaire and everything. He's got all these kids and they all want to own it when he dies. And it's basically just about all the stuff that's happening between. them. Isn't it something like, well, all you guys are going to prove yourself to become
Starting point is 01:42:05 to prove yourself as the error or something like that? Yeah, kind of. The kids are all like incredibly fucked up and there's tities in it, there's tities. For sure, there's at least a couple. There's a really hot redhead named Shiv. Shiv? Yeah, like what you would stab somebody with. But you don't see her boobs or anything
Starting point is 01:42:21 but she gets hotter like throughout the seasons. She keeps looking more and more bad. She's like a white girl with like a big ass. How many seasons? And it's two and they're starting three now. Oh, okay. I'm just saying. I felt comfortable
Starting point is 01:42:37 with us going back and forth saying like, okay, let's watch this documentary, let's watch this. For me to say, like, watch this show that is going to take you, like, I don't know, each episode's an hour. Definitely, 45 minutes for sure. Like 20 fucking hours of your life, you know? Oh, no, we're on season four. Look at me. I'm an idiot.
Starting point is 01:42:53 Oh, fuck that. Dark comedy's my lane. Oh, it's dark. I fuck with it. You can watch it on YouTube with a premium subscription. maybe like the first or second episode there's a lot going on that I don't know but anyway yeah there's three seasons I guess so that makes it way worse but um let's get to the final thing that we watched
Starting point is 01:43:14 did you watch it absolutely what's it called again devil's playground yeah the devil's playground which means like all of earth so for the record it was it was my idea that we should watch similar documentaries and stuff so we had out shit to talk about on here those sheds do not correlate. But none of my, I don't even know if I submitted any picks because you suggested cocaine bear, you suggested devil's playground, you suggested hookers at the point.
Starting point is 01:43:39 I don't think that I even threw a suggestion out, right? And instead I watched at least three other documentaries so that we could have this conversation. But I will say that the devil's playground was pretty fucking sick. What about what you said, the thing about the kid rollerblading all the dirt?
Starting point is 01:43:55 I mean, that's the craziest thing I ever seen. So to Try to like lay the scene for the people out there who haven't seen this. Why court has us watching documentaries from like nine, from the 90s. About Amish people. About Amish people. Basically Amish people, it's a fucking strict religion located on the east coast of America
Starting point is 01:44:15 for the most part. A couple different little, you know, units of it. Townships. Pennsylvania is where I always thought of it as coming from. Have you seen Sprite and they got Sprite remix? This is like they got white. This is white remix. I like their point of view, which is like you can't choose to be like baptized and Christian until you're of age.
Starting point is 01:44:37 That's tight. Because if you're raising your kid to be Amish, like basically they do a thing. Oh, what's it called again? Rum Springer. Rum Springer. Like rump shaker. And so basically when you turn 16 in the Amish community, turn up time.
Starting point is 01:44:51 They say, hey, we want you to be sure that you want to be Amish. So as a result, we're going to let you go be free for a couple years. Do your own thing. And if you like it, come on back and join. And if you don't like it, then we'll shun you forever. And you have to go live your life as a non-omish person. No, no, no. You could stay in a Rumspringa for a long time like Fallon did.
Starting point is 01:45:15 But if you come back and then you leave, that's when you're excommunicated. Okay. That makes sense. Yeah. Because remember he's like, I could change my ways and go back if I want. At this point, it's already like, what, four years or some shit. But my favorite thing about what they choose to do with their freedom
Starting point is 01:45:29 when they leave the Amish religion is smoke cigarettes, hang out in other people's dark living rooms and like wrestle with each other and drink beer and then do meth. Exactly. I was kind of bored with it until they started doing meth. That was like, I was like,
Starting point is 01:45:45 you know, what the fuck do I care about a bunch of fucking 18 year olds just hanging out smoking cigarettes in the fucking in their living room? Like this is not, this doesn't seem like enough to base a documentary on And then they started doing meth And I'm like, ah, okay, here we go And the worst case scenario was
Starting point is 01:46:01 Is that it was the preacher's son Like the main preacher of that community's son That was going to Fallon The white boy, yeah, that that fallen was most of it His dad was the preacher His dad was named Fallon too Probably end up being a snitch though man Hey!
Starting point is 01:46:16 We're airing it out It has been out for like 20 years But that was definitely one of the most shocking moments He marked out the drug dealer And still stayed He didn't even dip And they didn't need to make him, like, deal with the reality of him being a snitch, like, an Amish snitch. Like, the camera crew didn't ask him, like, why did you do that?
Starting point is 01:46:33 They had to ask random friends of his to be like, why did he snitch on those dudes? Maybe he just chose not to answer, and what do you think? No, I think he wore a wire. He wore a wire. No, yeah, he wore a wire. Because they have the, like, okay, if you're watching it and not paying close attention, you'll miss the fucking titles that they put in between. You can watch this on YouTube.
Starting point is 01:46:51 Exactly. The titles, I missed a couple of them where I had to, like, Those are the headlines. Yeah, because that's where it said, like, oh, he was wearing a wire. He snitched on these drug dealers. Like, they're going to kill him. And I fucking, if I had missed that, then I would have missed a huge detail on the shit. Oh, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 01:47:05 Cora, where'd you stumble upon this, Courtney? Honestly, I watched that shit way back when I was younger. But all I remember was that, like, I knew what Amish people was about. But I remember that I thought it was crack at the time. I remember they all went on this little vacation from religion and all ended up smoking crack. so I was just like yo this shit is lit but it was meth it was crank it was crank
Starting point is 01:47:28 yeah I think it was a nickname for it or the original meth crank so crank is different than meth I have no idea I've never done it they were calling it crank in the document yeah they're like crystal meth and then crank and I'm like what the fuck is the difference here
Starting point is 01:47:41 Donnie what's the difference between crank and meth Frank is like the bike or dirty meth like the raw shit where crystal's like the refined cooked out like Eisenberg thank you for that sir interesting
Starting point is 01:47:53 I didn't know that I think it was going to answer so fast. I would have spent some time you're defending. Donnie's the only. No. You want to know something about me? I was thinking about it. I'm like, well, you know, if I'm going to have icon on the Tuesday show for one episode
Starting point is 01:48:07 and never again. I'm coming back next Tuesday, guys. I mean. If I'm going to do that, then I got to watch your interview, which I had been postponing, right? I made it like a half hour in. And I was just like, bro, you. only talked about smoking crack. Like the first half hour,
Starting point is 01:48:27 it doesn't really go outside of the smoking crack subject. What about me being homeless and being like a cool kid and fucking rapping? I don't think you talked about rapping. It's all crack. I wasn't being homeless.
Starting point is 01:48:40 But the reason why is because the person who was interviewing you was... Yeah, we're drug addict. Clearly more interested in crack than anything else. Being homeless was kind of wild fool. I wasn't homeless, homeless like homeless like in a tent
Starting point is 01:48:51 Skid Row homeless, but I was like couch surfing. Oh, what year was it? I don't fucking know. I was a long time ago before I was like late middle school, early high school. Oh, okay, okay, okay.
Starting point is 01:49:05 What's a pee rod or a pea dog? Pea dog is cracked with weed in it. See, you guys talked about it so much without ever explaining what it was. We said what it was. You must have blinked during that time or some shit. Maybe you like really quickly touched on it. I said it just like that.
Starting point is 01:49:20 So yeah, quickly. There's pee stand for preamble? Yes. Okay, yeah, Primo's is what they call, like, Woolies out here. Willis? Woolies? Is that a term you're familiar with? Wooly-ass?
Starting point is 01:49:30 Woolo-Willy. The only thing I think of when I think of Woolies is the fact that my kid recently, like, started pronouncing D's as L's. So she'll go, like, Woody from Toy Story Street, she'll be like, it's Wooly. Or, like, I'll put a hoodie on, and she'll go, you have a hoolly. And I'm just like, wear, like, it's so weird. Your kids just do the goofiest shit. They just, like, think up these variations on words. two almost two and a half like two in five months give it another year it's just gonna be way more lit
Starting point is 01:49:56 so you have a 21 year old and that's it and a four year old four year old with the tooth fairy she got the tooth fairy how's that going great i feel like a very okay because during that time i had my kid during the homeless face so i was a horrible i was a horrible little drug addict freaking little street kid doing gang shit oh the 21 year old right yeah but now i'm like a super responsible adult and it's like pretty tight but I also feel guilty for not providing that same life for my original son but anyways what's your relationship with your son like and I know you're probably not going to be able to go into full gory detail here rough it's not good right now before the baby it was cool after the baby is a little rough he sees a which we could have had basically right
Starting point is 01:50:38 I guess I'm not going to put words in his mouth yeah but that's got to be kind of tough I mean it's even tough on me so I mean yeah we should interview you son if he's down to fucking pop out probably is like, fuck you, fuck this show, fuck everything. But it's like that with everything, right? Because, like, you know, I wish that I treated my girl when I met her, like, the way that I fucking do now. I feel that. But it's like, realistically, you've been with somebody for six, seven years.
Starting point is 01:51:02 You were a different person when you met them. Absolutely. Anybody who treats somebody as good as I'm assuming you treat Lennah so early is like a tender dick ass nigga, like you see. That's real too, though, because, like, if I had been treating her like that in the beginning, now maybe I didn't have to, like, you know, be a callous asshole for so long. I feel it. But I definitely like, you know, kind of look back on that.
Starting point is 01:51:22 Definitely sets the tone. Do you still get like vibes that they still think of you that way? What? Like being a callous asshole because I'm a callous asshole as well. Not as much now. Sometimes it just feels like you're in makeup where you like have to kind of compensate for the shittiness of who you were when you met them. That you kind of have to like work a little harder now that you've decided to be a good guy.
Starting point is 01:51:47 But see, that's the fucked up thing. And you know girls are conscious of this too because I've seen tweets about it and stuff where girls will hate it so much when they get to see like a fucked up version of you and then your next girl seems like she's getting a much better, easier to deal with version of you. And it's kind of like, yeah,
Starting point is 01:52:04 that's a pretty valid reason to be pissed off. That doesn't seem very fair. Just a time in the life. Yeah, I mean, even when you think about the relationships you were in high school and shit, it's like you could have had the best girl in the world in front of you and you wouldn't have known because it's not like you're going to act in a way
Starting point is 01:52:18 that is going to facilitate finding out, right? Exactly. I don't know. That's pretty crazy. Damn, you're going to have another kid? Oh, nah. We're getting old. Would you be willing to have another child right now?
Starting point is 01:52:29 How old is letting? She's only 31. Oh, she's young as hell. Your girl's your age? My girl's older than me. My girl's 40. So I don't know if I'm prepared to put her through that. What if she dies or some crazy shit?
Starting point is 01:52:41 No, you can't do that, son. You got a rule? I do, but... Go get the L.A. tooth surrogate. Nah, that's a lot. some major bread. Isn't it like 100 grand or something shit? It's definitely like 40 or 50.
Starting point is 01:52:54 My neighbor is a... Really? Neighbor. If you're watching this, I don't... Wait, wait, wait. She does this as like a living? She's done it once to my knowledge. I was like, oh my God, I'm so happy for you guys. Doing it over and over and over. Because they just moved in.
Starting point is 01:53:07 Like, you've got to have another baby every year just to live? That's crazy. That's insane. What about her box? How do you trust a fucking surrogate? That's my problem. Not doing fat. What about the stress that she's under from like normal life?
Starting point is 01:53:22 That's what I'm saying because now everything that happens to her is a huge problem for you. Because what about if that little $40,000 is just like her actual only income, then like, that's rough. Here's a good hypothetical. Here's a hypothetical. If your girl's pregnant and she loses the kid, it's like the most traumatic thing ever. And it's happened to me, by the way. Really?
Starting point is 01:53:42 I'm sorry to hear that. Damn. One time? One time, yeah. I'm so thankful that that's never happened to me. but the, like, what if, like, how do you feel if the surrogate loses the baby? Because it's technically the same thing, right? That's her job, but keep the baby.
Starting point is 01:53:55 But I don't think I would feel as emotional. Oh, place some blame, huh? Yeah, because you could place a blame on the rest. You're never going to blame your girl, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. You might be more emotional. So now you're 40 grand on top of that. I feel like that's the, I would be so happy to say by to that 40 grand.
Starting point is 01:54:12 If, like, you know, like, I'm going to, I feel like I'm only going to be worried about the terribleness of the situation. I feel like the money would be, like, so much easier to get over. I don't know, but... Even though that's a lot of fun. I wonder how much Kim Kay is paying her surrogate. Because she hasn't carried none of her children? I'm not going to say that.
Starting point is 01:54:28 I thought she was big-ass pregnant. She carried at least one, maybe two. But the last one was a surrogate for sure. I don't know how I even feel about that. Who how much she paid the surrogates if it was available? I think it was like 100K. It's Kim Parkashian. We round it up on her for sure.
Starting point is 01:54:41 I do it was. Whatever the normal thing is when you get a surrogate? Multiply that shit. Yeah. Whatever she's doing has... got to be such a more prestigious version of it. I was all. That's it.
Starting point is 01:54:52 How much they can... What? I ain't doing that shit. She paid the normal ass fee. And 10 payments of 4,500. It's cheap fucks. They have that on the NudgeEversight, too, where you could pay for, like, a t-shirt and pay, like, five bucks a month for, like, a year.
Starting point is 01:55:06 What is that, like, a corner? Quad pay or some shit. I'm confused. That's cheap as that. They have to have elite surrogate services so that you can, like... Well, maybe they housed her there with them or something. something like that so that way they maintain the diet. See, that's what I always thought is like, well,
Starting point is 01:55:21 if the chick is living in your backhouse and you can check in on her every day, you know that she's not smoking, what is it, pee dogs? That bitch is smoking pee dogs? Yeah, and she got Remo coming over every night banging her. I'm gonna be like, what the fuck? This is not how I'm imagining my child's birthday. That's the next question.
Starting point is 01:55:38 Like, for sure my neighbor was boning his girl. What about the parents of that young baby just getting moved around in there? That shit. You ain't your baby. your head. Oh, Lord. Also, not how that works.
Starting point is 01:55:51 I was going to say the baby doesn't turn around to be like in that position until the end, but I know, I understand you don't have children yet. Oh, so they flip and that's when they start to come, huh? I'm not going to sit here and tell you about fucking no feet. I didn't. That was fire. So you're saying that there's some sort of like wall in there so that you won't like
Starting point is 01:56:07 encounter the foot hanging down? Yeah, there's a lot of, there's like a sack. Right? Yes, yes, the embryo spot. I never thought about that. Because towards the end of the pregnancy, my girl said, like, we need to have sex like every night because that'll make the baby come sooner. She was trying to definitely get the baby out.
Starting point is 01:56:25 Yeah. I don't know if it's cap or not. No, it's not cap. Like long walks and stupid shit. Well, at that point, it's about the chemical balance in them that will, like, induce labor. My son came early because she ran out of space. I was going to pause. You all have that conversation.
Starting point is 01:56:41 It came early. So, yeah, she ran out of space, so. I just remember something that I should have said earlier. The greatest scene in Hookers at the point, the most symbolic of the time is the moment where Sinbad, who is not the Sinbad that you're thinking of if you're picturing the legendary black comedian, Sinbad, who's like a white guy who is a pimp.
Starting point is 01:57:06 He's just a husband. He ain't a pimp. Well, he's barely a husband. He's officiating, right? Whatever. He's sitting in the car playing Tetris on his. his Game Boy, while his wife is fucking a dude in a car. I don't get along. I mean, I don't ask.
Starting point is 01:57:22 Down the street. As a person who played a ton of Tetris on Game Boy throughout the early 90s, he was into it. That shit just hit me right on top of the head, bro. Like that right there, that's like a sign of the times. That will never happen again. Honestly, you imagine how traumatic the fucking Tetris theme song is to this nigga? I want to know how traumatic it was to watch that dark.
Starting point is 01:57:46 documentary hearing his wife get maxed down and say all these wild things and then they go home and do heroin Oh, they do. Whoa. And he's doing some of her shit. She's like, supporting her passions. Well, he's doing it too. He's definitely getting support.
Starting point is 01:58:02 Yeah, yeah, they both did it. That's what tripped me out. At first I was like, damn, he's just going to let this bra do heroin. And then he was right there licking the bag with her. And I was like, you know, I don't know. Would you rather do the heroin from the hookers at the point or the mess? from the devil's playground. Probably the meth.
Starting point is 01:58:20 I'm going heroin, bro. Those niggas that... Yeah, I'm going heroin. I'd rather get a... Get a nice nap in. Yeah, them niggas was wild and it's how you end up snitches...
Starting point is 01:58:29 They're partying. It's their part of their rum springa? Um, Springer. Like, how the fuck is that what it's called? Bro, if I do math, I know what meth is like. It's the worst. I've done meth once in my life,
Starting point is 01:58:41 but I was so drunk and didn't do shit. I'm gonna be real, like, heroin. I know it probably like doesn't, have the best feeling going the next day. Have you done heroin? No. But I've taken like Zanzaline and shit.
Starting point is 01:58:51 So I feel like I kind of maybe get an idea of like what the next day would be like. Oh, I feel that. And you're just kind of groggy. I just kind of, you don't feel good. I definitely slipped a lot of lean in my life. I fuck bitches that do both. And I would say,
Starting point is 01:59:03 yeah, that slammed heroin? No, no, no, no, no. You like watch her shoot up heroin and then you fuck. Is that off limits? You all helped her and shit? You loaded up for.
Starting point is 01:59:11 He was heating up the spoon or use the same flip. He's Ed Buck. If those Demi Lovato, I'll heat the spoon up. Damn. That's a fine-ass. Hey, shit. You can't say that because you know them. No, she's not a Zay-Lam no more.
Starting point is 01:59:25 Oh, I'm Tha-Thame, too. Oh, right, right. We can be four people. Damn. No, yeah, on my Instagram, I'm Zay-Tham, but I'm only that to fuck with my Jamaican family. There's a dude I know. Regular-ass guy. Say his name.
Starting point is 01:59:39 White guy? No, I can't. But I don't want to shame him. And I won't mention, like, what walk. of life I know him from. And I don't know him, but I've seen him around, right? And seems like a nerdy guy, regular guy. Definitely biking.
Starting point is 01:59:53 I look at his Twitter. It's he slash they. What exactly does they encompass? Clearly he is he, she is she. What is they? If somebody's on the spectrum in the sense of like, the, you know, gender spectrum where they like, him, her. They is him, her? I think so, right?
Starting point is 02:00:15 That's what it replaces. So how can you be? They, they. Listen, I don't know. I have no answers. But I'm like, normally, I know people who are they, them. And it's like. But what does that mean?
Starting point is 02:00:25 It's like a guy who starts dressing as a girl. And maybe they're going to have the surgery or some shit or have some surgeries. So they're, they them. Okay, cool. Like, I don't, I don't fucking know. But I guess that, you know, they don't want to be a he. They don't want to be a she. They feel like a they, them right now.
Starting point is 02:00:38 Cool. Because being you're in the same age bracket, what's the difference between a cross dresser and a they them? A cross-dresser, I guess would be... Remember the old school term, cross-dressing? Yeah, but a cross-dresser would just be somebody who, like, dresses as the opposite gender. You know, back in the 70s, niggas fathers was cross-dressing. Why is mad stories about niggas going downstairs and catching their dad in a dress? That's how Marilyn Manson got turned out.
Starting point is 02:00:59 Bro, Bruce Gender... Fuck! Damn, I keep calling him Bruce Gender. Just rock with it. Bruce Jenner. Yeah, Bruce Gender... I had to move the mic because I was just going to go crazy. Bruce Gender was a cross-dresser, bro.
Starting point is 02:01:11 before they went trans? Oh no, wait. You're not talking about Bruce Jenner? Bruce was a cross-dresser prior. Yeah, I think Chloe caught the nigga or the bitch. I've met one person that cross-dressed in real life, and it was so crazy. The girl that was dating the guy,
Starting point is 02:01:29 my wife's friend of a million years, however long childhood friend, she calls crying one day. I'm so sorry if you're watching this, babe, but I'm putting your shit on the last. She calls, and she's like, oh my God, I found a dog. No, she was finding the high heels and shit
Starting point is 02:01:43 And she was like, where are these high heels coming from? They're size fucking 11, size 12 fucking high heels And she was just so baffled And I guess she was like spring cleaning one day And she found all the high heels like She found a stash And the fucking top of the shelf or something like that And she broke up with them
Starting point is 02:02:00 And this fool was cool I even remember selling pot to him Back in the day like She broke up or no She absolutely broke up with that film She needs to be more open-minded And then she got with a cholo and then he overdosed on fentanyl not too long after. Sounds like she would have been better off.
Starting point is 02:02:19 I don't know. Nah, because imagine you dating a cross-dresserf so that overdoses on fentanyl. Like, then you, that's two whops. Like, that's crazy. Like, at least she had one or the other. But, hey. Where would you take a cross-dressing alive person or a dead lover? She was addicted to heroin.
Starting point is 02:02:39 That shit's fucking. Have you ever worn high heels at him? One time. You're down, food. I rather dress like a woman and do fentanyl. We did a vlog. Say it was like when you were like two when you were trying on your mom's. It was a couple years ago.
Starting point is 02:02:52 We went to a like a gay convention or something, like a drag queen convention. They were like, come here, Adam, try on these shoes. Well, I just like seen a booth and they had like size 13 heels. And I was just like, oh. You got curious? I was like, this is it. It's now or never. Like, I'm never going to know what it's like to put that shit on.
Starting point is 02:03:10 otherwise and I put it on and it felt fucking terrible like it just you know I like the fact that people were able to walk around with high heels on is like the craziest shit ever to me I wouldn't I wouldn't be able to understand that it was unbelievably painful now granted also like I haven't been I haven't been in training my whole life to like know what this is like but I think we don't give women enough credit for how difficult that shit is no because I see young girls like during their like quinceaneras or whatever like stumbling like little deer fucking wearing high heels for their first time. And it's like, it's kind of crazy.
Starting point is 02:03:44 Also, in New York, you see a lot of Puerto Ricans at the Longroomat in High Hills for some reason. Oh, they practice in this shit. No, they be wearing Halloween costumes and shit. Puerto Ricans, like, I swear they put all their clothes in the washing machine and then they wear their Halloween costumes to the laundry mat. It'd be bitches.
Starting point is 02:04:01 It'd be like a Disney parade, that motherfucker. They're wild, fool. Yeah, man. You got to go do laundry in New York, bro. You always going to see Hispanic kids in there. dressed like Disney characters. Like, Shrek was in there last time I was there. I've thought about cross-dressing, like, on here for an episode.
Starting point is 02:04:17 Like, fully get, like, my hair, like a wig and my face painted. Get your fucking makeup done? Big ass fake tits, a mini skirt, whatever. Like, I thought about doing it on here just to be funny or whatever. It didn't really seem like it was worth it. I wouldn't do that if I was here. And I'm definitely not rocking the high heels because I had them shits on for, like, a minute. You get wedges or pumps or some shit?
Starting point is 02:04:38 It was terrible. I don't know what I would do. Yeah. Belly flats. Just wear some, just wear the burks without the socks, like a girl. You look so much like Parker
Starting point is 02:04:47 that you cannot do that shit now. Because it'll be like a vision to her in the future. Yeah, bro. And I know you will cut the... Hopefully she's not 6'3. Although she is currently so tall that it seems like
Starting point is 02:04:59 she could be like six foot when she's older. How tall are you? Six three. All your siblings are that tall? No. I'm the only tall person in my family. but then my mom's dad was tall
Starting point is 02:05:12 and she's got brothers who was really tall The gene might pass on I had one more thing that I wanted to note just about the hookers on the point thing which I'm sure people are kind of sick of us talking about at this point but the drugs just clearly weren't as good at that time Oh yeah
Starting point is 02:05:28 Because like the school teacher And like some of the other people Like that's why it's trippy watching them Is because they just seem kind of like regular people that happened to be like doing heroin and fucking, yeah, like they smoke the crack and then they go suck some dick and they're just back in their apartment.
Starting point is 02:05:42 Like, I don't watch a lot of the like shit on fig or on these different strips and stuff, but like normally when I look at prostitutes on camera, they seem pretty fucked. Like the drugs, I think, are just so much gnarlier now. And it's more strong. If you want to be a sex worker,
Starting point is 02:05:58 there's like a bunch of other options of things that you could do, you know, you could be a stripper, you got an only fan, you could be a cam girl. Whereas at that time, going and selling an ass on the street. You don't have the internet in 1992. Like that shit. There was no back page.
Starting point is 02:06:11 What else are you going to do? Yeah. So it felt like the caliber of those hookers was like in a weird way. Wild. Yeah. They were like not top notch. Two phone guy. You should just go off? I don't know. Usually it's on them. Do not disturb. You know, the bitch that was saying give me the leche was only charging 20 a fuck. And suck you get.
Starting point is 02:06:31 Inflation, that might be like 40, right? That's still wild, guys. Yeah. No self-worth. Okay, and then this is the other thing I just wanted to mention real quick. Have you ever heard of divestors? What? Nah.
Starting point is 02:06:45 All right. What is that? There's a clip on one of the Destiny pods that we did where he basically tells me about it. And apparently, and then, so I've seen this clip of Destiny explaining it to me. I've seen it kind of going viral on Twitter in the, like, black Twitter world. Divestors are black women who want nothing to do with black men. And apparently in some cases, even like, you got like a nervous laugh. Like that shit.
Starting point is 02:07:13 Sometimes it's a little weird. No, that shit's hilarious. But, okay, maybe not like, don't laugh that hard. We're going to get to it. Go ahead. And then they, they in some cases are so against black men and think that black men are so irredeemable that they support the abortion of black male children. That's intense.
Starting point is 02:07:36 that's not funny. So in the clip, which you can watch, Destiny is, like, explaining this to me. And I've never heard of it. I've seen some people be like, Adam's playing dumb. He knows all about this shit. I am not as deep as you might think
Starting point is 02:07:46 into some of these places on the internet. That's wild. And I'm asking him, like, so is this like an extremely fringe thing, I would assume? Like, this can't be that popular, right? And he's like, no, it's actually, like, way more popular than you'd think. And then when I'm seeing people talk about it on Twitter and stuff,
Starting point is 02:08:02 the overall message seems to be like, look at how, stupid you women who believe this are and look at what white people talking about you. Like look at how these white people think that you are the dumbest fucking people on earth for this. It's kind of hard for me to even comprehend because I can't think of any time I've ever heard of any racial group not like being like explicitly like campaigning against procreating with their own kind.
Starting point is 02:08:27 Now the only thing I do talk to white girls all the time on the podcast who are basically like, no, I wouldn't date a white guy. But they're not like against the existence of white guys. Yo, that got to be some... That was a curve. Go ahead, sorry. I got to be some bald and pussy. Don't nobody fuck better than the bitch that hate your guts or hate your existence.
Starting point is 02:08:44 But they're not... If they really are sincerely about their beliefs, they're not going to give you any pussy. I know, but... They actually might push you out a window. They don't even want you to exist. I'm into race play, okay? Oh, bitch. Another one.
Starting point is 02:08:57 And I'm also into black women. If I can kill two birds with one stone... Explain race play to me. Yeah, give us your version of it. All right, so with me, it's like... He said your version. I like white women saying the hard are. Oh, you're a wife.
Starting point is 02:09:13 King Croc, who's like Danny Mullen's homie who kind of vanished. He was sitting on this podcast maybe like a year or two ago telling us the exact same thing. That that is his fetish. He likes it. Now, I'm talking about during sexy time. Don't call me that shit when I'm in the bathroom. Like, if I'm in a bathroom to him, don't call me the N-word. But there's a designated time where I would be okay with that.
Starting point is 02:09:34 That shit would give me where I'm going. So you want her to. to hit you and call you a hardy are? If that bitch hit me, I'm hitting her back. We're fighting at that point. But what I'm saying is I'm okay with a little Jim Crow shit. Like, hold the German Shepherd and skim me with it. What's your boy at him?
Starting point is 02:09:48 Don't let the German Shepherd go. Well, that's my kind of bitch. Like, race play is my shit, bro. All right, let me make an assumption. You've, a large percentage of your sex partners throughout your life have been white. Yeah. Just, you seem like you probably hang out like white bars. and shit like that.
Starting point is 02:10:06 Yeah, I get a lot of that, no. He likes the lock. At what point do you have that conversation with the girl? And do you have that conversation with every girl? Or is it like...
Starting point is 02:10:15 It's right in the moment. Say it. Because I feel like a lot of girls are saying, I know you want to say, you know. I'm not doing that. I am anti-racist. I read this book.
Starting point is 02:10:23 Right fragility. I'm not doing it. The only girl that said yes to that shit was Mexican. Hell yeah. She was so down with that shit, but that's because she was more so
Starting point is 02:10:32 a rase of freak than she was a racist. And she was a racist. extremely freaky and she would have did anything like but so you've told white girls this and they've just been like no yeah how do you introduce that though food like I'm a comedian I can say whatever the fuck I want to somebody I totally feel the vibes finesse is key in that situation but what I'm saying is that like is that like at the bar like hey uh when we do it a little later I want you to call me a no you got a fucking normal first right not the thing is you got to start that shit out
Starting point is 02:11:02 like oh it's ice breaking from the gate yeah let's say I'm boned chick the first time, you got a missionary, you got the bitch waste, you dumping that shit, right? So you tell her, oh, I get it. Tell me you love this. Exactly. Uh-huh. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Say it.
Starting point is 02:11:17 Yeah, and then she's, and then... I love it. Boom. Would you start out with like, would you start out with like, say you love that black dick? Nah. And then as time goes by, you start to, like, insert more offensive phrases? Nica, racism didn't escalate. Racism was there when we got here.
Starting point is 02:11:32 So I don't escalate that shit. I just bring that shit there. Straight day. Racism didn't escalate. No, yeah. That shit wasn't a little. Or has it been kind of steadily, like, decreasing as time was by the lady. Have you ever been with another race and told him, do you love this white cock?
Starting point is 02:11:48 No. White dick is not something that's like. Statized. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's tolerated. It sounds like you offering her, like, we don't got coke. Do you like Pepsi? That's what white dick is.
Starting point is 02:12:00 White dick is the Pepsi of penises. So only one girl's ever said that to you then. Yeah, she was. How many? So you're one out of how many? Well, I don't fuck a lot of women in my life. No, but how many people have you introduced that idea to? I want to say a calm, like...
Starting point is 02:12:15 Calm. Like, under 20, over 15. So we can say 17, maybe. One for 17, not found out. A lot of people would have said between 15 and 20. Yeah, yeah. That's basically what I said. Thank you for sharing that with us, though, because that's a very unique perspective.
Starting point is 02:12:33 I thought King Croc was just like a total fucking free. when he told me about that's just crazy period that's so you've never attempted to tell a girl like I say some do you love this Mexican dick bitch no yeah that doesn't sound cool we're in LA's casuals you know what I'm if anything every time I saw a black woman I was like trying to like not acknowledge my whiteness I'm trying to like seem a little less white I'm cool don't talk about old Seinfeld episodes don't pull up rocking out to Van Halen you know that hailing's probably acceptable He's trying to fit in. You like this credit score, bitch.
Starting point is 02:13:08 Do you like this credit score? All right. I got to piss like a fucking race car. Race horse. I know. The niggins said I pissed like a race car. I said it all purpose. It's a joke.
Starting point is 02:13:21 I'm a comedian. Ha-ha. I like this race card dick. I don't think he said race card dick. Facts. Like race card. We might be honest. You're a comedian.
Starting point is 02:13:32 I'm a comedian. Can't ban comedy. Go can't sense. I appreciate you guys coming on here. So it's been a wild time. But hopefully we can keep doing this sort of thing. Fast times. I Ridgemont High.
Starting point is 02:13:45 Fast times. Shout out to Judge Mathis. Shout out Judge Judy. Oh, I say shout out the black. All right, cool. I try to think of a Mexican one. That's my aunt.

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