No Jumper - NO JUMPER SHOW EP. 9
Episode Date: September 18, 2019No Jumper Show with Cam G1rl, Lil House Phone and Adam22! They chop it up about the current topics and recent shenanigans in media! --- Follow CAM G1RL instagram: http://bit.ly/CAMGig youtube: http://...bit.ly/CAMGyoutube twitter: http://bit.ly/CAMGtwit soundcloud: http://bit.ly/CAMGsc facebook: http://bit.ly/CAMGfb Follow LIL HOUSE PHONE instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lilhousephone/ youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC05C... soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/lil-housephone FOLLOW OUR SPOTIFY PLAYLIST! https://spoti.fi/2vi9lsD CHECK OUT OUR ONLINE STORE!!! http://www.nojumper.com/ SUBSCRIBE for new interviews (and more) weekly: http://bit.ly/nastymondayz Follow us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/nojumper Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/nojumper Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/4z4yCTjwXa4an6sBGIe7m5 iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/n... and follow us on Social Media: http://www.twitter.com/nojumper http://www.instagram.com/nojumper https://www.facebook.com/No-Jumper-198283650194402/ follow Adam22 as well: http://www.twitter.com/adam22 http://www.instagram.com/adam22 and follow adam22hoe on Snapchat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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drove to Venice Beach, drove back home, and this nigga still had the same beer.
The No Jumper Show is now officially live.
Oh.
We're here.
Yay.
And we don't want any more bears.
What?
No, you guys don't want the Simpsons, so you don't remember, but there was an episode where there was a chant.
We're here. We're clear.
We don't want any more bears.
That makes no sense.
It was funny because it looks like it's going to rhyme, but then it doesn't if you actually know how people say bears.
Bears.
Bears.
Beers.
Any more beers.
It's because some guy got attacked by a bear on the Simpsons on that episode.
I thought you didn't watch any shows or movies or anything.
He only watches a wire.
The Simpsons is God-like content.
And yes, I did just finish the wire.
Thank you for mentioning that, Kim,
so I can sort of pat myself on the back and say,
I finally finished watching the wire
because some of those latter seasons got hello white people
and it gets a little boring.
How many seasons is it?
Five.
My name is my name.
My name is my name.
I finally understand that.
Shout out to Marla.
What a psycho.
I'd never seen the wire.
Really makes you think about how the nature of being a street drug dealer is to kill anyone who tries to even get close to your territory.
That's just the nature of the game.
And I was just thinking about how crazy it would be.
If that's how you went about, like, YouTube, just kill everyone that I'm in competition with.
Because realistically, like, I would probably get a lot more views if I killed Joe Button and academics.
and who else who else needs to go for me to be the only person talking about rap music
you know that fucking chart thing with all the who's the best interview just kill all of them
the thing is though the difference and the reason why the reason why i will not kill joe but in academics
is because when you're selling crack in an open-air project you really can only have one
crew doing it because as soon as you have two crews in contention they're going to be fighting
in that actual area they're going to end up shooting each other podcast is very different because
people can watch multiple podcasts or multiple YouTube shows.
Yes, there's a lot of differences between the crack game and podcast.
But people tell me that it's like the crack game is awful like the rap game.
What's up, Kim?
How are you feeling today, Kim?
I tried watching The Wire because I just finished Top Boy.
What is that?
The show that you need to watch.
It's not a game porn.
It's not a gay porn.
I want to get Top Boy.
The reason why it's called Top Boy, it's because in the...
It's so easy.
We got to say that.
Every rap song.
They're like the head honcho.
You're like the top boy of like your block or whatever.
Right, right, right.
Of selling drugs.
Oh, so it's about selling drugs.
Oh, then I will watch it.
I will definitely watch it.
No, no, it's really good.
So then basically.
I thought it might have been like American Idol.
Like who will be the top boy?
Who will be the top boy?
I don't know.
Because I've heard the name, but I haven't seen a preview or anything.
It was on in like what, 2013?
It got canceled in 2013, 2012?
They had two seasons.
Went away.
There's only fucking four episodes each season.
And they brought it back because Drake loved it.
So then it was on like, you know, Channel 4 or whatever in the UK.
And then it disappeared after the second season.
And then I guess they syndicated it to Netflix.
And then from there, people like Drake and me.
All types of people talking about it.
All types of people were liking it and tweeting about it.
Like, well, when the fuck is it coming back?
What happened to it?
It's really good.
So I finished that.
And then, you know, I was reading like some synopsis about it.
And they're saying like, oh, it's like the new age wire or whatever.
And like I finished, you know, 10 episodes in like a day or whatever.
I'm very intrigued by you.
UK crime. It's really fucking good.
Because they stab each other, so they got to get up close
and personal. They did a lot of shooting in this.
Stabbing someone is like fucking them
because it's like part of you just entering
their body. And that
in that way, like stabbing someone is very
sexual and sensual and sensual in comparison.
They did some acid attacks too, which I don't think we do here.
That is also very sexual.
How is you getting turned on by acid attacks?
Every time me and my girl hook up, I give her a little
acid attack afterwards. No, like
they're throwing like battery acid on people
I know, but it's a metaphor.
You know, like,
JIS.
Anyways, I read the synopsis
and they were trying to say that it was...
Your GIN is like battery acid?
It has, it shows many properties.
Jesus.
It sounds deadly and lethal.
It is.
It is.
Many have died.
They tried to say that it was like the new age wire.
So then I went and tried to watch the wire.
I'm on it.
I'm going to watch episode one.
I'm going to watch it.
I'm going to give you my review when I get back.
You got one episode in?
I got like five minutes in and I was like, I don't want to watch us.
What?
The wire?
Yeah.
Because I have it, I could watch it for free with Amazon.
Prime.
Oh, you try to pay for it?
No, I watch it for free because I have Amazon Prime.
Oh, you said like...
It's on Amazon Prime for free.
I thought you were saying...
Commit to Season 1.
That's all I'm saying about the Wire.
You got to commit to season one because season one is so great.
There's so much bloodshed.
There's so much drug dealing.
I think it's a grand old time.
I don't really like when I got to build up the show.
I don't think it's a buildup.
I need to get like hooked.
I think the wire pretty much gets right into it like the first episode.
Because to me, it's like a show about a bunch of motherfuckers selling crack is like,
okay, I'm in.
Like, how could I not want to watch this?
Like, it's got a really suck for me to not want to watch it
because that's something that...
You're interested in doing it.
You know, that's something that I've ever done,
but I still feel quite close to it
because I feel like I know a lot of people
that have, like, slowed crack in the projects and stuff.
Maybe not crack, but, you know, sold...
Just any drug selling movie in general
just really appeals to me on a visceral level.
I got you, I got you.
Yeah, I don't know.
After watching Top Boy and, like, the cinematic...
Yeah, it was beautiful.
Yeah, it was beautiful.
And, like, you know, all that.
fucking London slang and
you love it
no and after listening to that
and going into the wire when like it looked like
I was watching on VHS and shit we spent all that
time in the UK together do you feel
like you were like at risk
of falling in love with a British person because
they are so sleek and sexy and they
talk cool
I'm in a committed
relationship
admit it though that accent's hot
yeah the accent's cool did you know
that globally people think that
people with the British accent are the most
attractive and intelligent.
They just sound smarter.
You can tell in our country
for such an extreme, like there's so many people
that are just from England and talk like they're from England
and they get so much credit for being so smart, but reality, they're just from England.
They just talk like everybody else from England.
Okay, am I tripping or does Australians and British accents get confused?
They're pretty similar.
Kind of. Like, if I meet a girl who sounds like that, I'm either like you're Australian
or you're from the UK.
That's because you're uncultured.
and you have no fucking clue about the world around you.
I've also never been to...
Australian accents are more like...
I don't know, like...
They're more like goofy.
They're very, very much more like, yeah.
The shrimp on the Barbie thing is a New Zealand thing.
Shrimp on the Barbie?
Shrimp on the Barbie.
That's from fucking dumb and dumber.
That's all I know.
Is it?
I know they like, what's like veggie mite.
Vegetable.
I want to try one day, but...
We don't know.
It looks like salty Nutella.
Y'all eat anything weird lately?
Um, let me think.
I'll always eat weird shit.
Let me tap in to my main memory.
Yeah, booty.
Anytime I eat with Kim, we all eat some weird shit.
Yeah.
What, fuck?
But Kim is just, it's not that weird.
It's like, you get Korean barbecue like two times and you have it all.
And it's just the same shit over and over.
Should we introduce the show first before we dive in?
It's a no jumper show.
It's a no jumper show.
Usually you do your little intro like.
I got Kim, girl.
I did kind of.
I was like house phones on my right.
Ra, rah, rah, rah.
I didn't.
We didn't do any of that bullshit.
Can I say that I was in Hawaii?
And I missed the last show, but I was in Hawaii and it was great.
And I don't really have much to say about it because it was just relaxing.
We didn't do anything crazy.
You went like for vacation?
Yeah, what was that about?
Wow, let me tell you a little bit about that.
So I was booked to do a show with the baby where basically the baby was going to perform.
And I was going to interview him backstage and I was going to sort of host, introduce him, bring him out, all this stuff.
We agree on them out.
This is some dudes that I had previously done a show with before for ski masks.
but I guess that this was a little bit of a different situation
promoter-wise, but the promoter that I dealt with before was involved.
Anyway, they come and they give me the first half of the money
in person.
Before you, like, after you, you got on a flight.
No, no, no, but way before it.
They gave it to me like weeks and weeks in advance.
They gave me the first half of the money, so I'm like, whatever.
The deposit.
Out here, yeah.
But then me and Lena and fucking Jason and Tony Maloof
are all waiting to get our flights.
We're waiting until the last minute.
And then they finally are like, oh, actually the baby's,
We're going to be busy because of music.
They gave us some weird fucking excuse for why they couldn't give him the money
or why they couldn't buy us the flight.
But it's at the last minute.
And unfortunately, Jason has already booked a flight for his pregnant girlfriend to be out there.
And they have a hotel lined up and everything.
So I immediately realized like, oh, well, I got to fucking buy him a flight because this is so stupid
that he fucking got roped into this for no reason.
As part of his job.
And now he's like just spent all this money for no reason.
So I had to buy him a flight.
And then like me and Lennon also just really wanted to.
to go on vacation so we went out of it oh so it was just a vacation yeah yeah but we did do the mean
greet I didn't go to the baby show at this at this at the store bait you're like fuck that
no because I mean what I'm gonna go there like I was supposed to get paid to go there all of a sudden
kind of sucks the fun out of it you know for sure and I wanted to do it the baby interview
too but I did get the first half though right yeah I did get the first half but I mean
then we didn't like trip and ask for it back nah but then we had to buy flights and
fucking hotels and shit so it's like you kind of spent you spent that back right there
I definitely spent money on the thing overall like a paid vacation kind of you can use
I don't know how much you got paid, but you can just use that money for the vacation.
Yeah, it didn't.
It helped to cover it.
But it would have been nice if we got the flights in the hotels covered as well.
You have to just do landed deals where they give you the money for.
That's why I always ask for money for the flight.
So I book it.
I don't wait for the fucking flights.
That's smart.
Because then if they book it, they book like 6 a.m.
Weird ass flights.
Spirit.
Getting the money for the flight is a very smart idea.
It's called landed.
Landed.
Okay.
That's smart.
Pretty much an agent, guys.
That makes a ton of sense.
Random old story, but Adam was going to come with me to a show in New Mexico.
Yes, he literally was going.
Adam was going to come with me to New Mexico and he was down.
And instead of getting the flights, I had them like just send me the money.
And I was going to like, I don't know, I think we're going to rent a car or some shit.
And Adam couldn't rent the car.
So he's like, oh, I'm not going to go.
And then I had this girl drive me.
Was that the reason why I bailed?
I thought it just bailed because it just felt like bailing.
I forget.
Now you went to, well, you might have been lying.
But you told me you, you tell me you went to the place to go rent the car and they wouldn't let you rent it.
You have to tell the truth right now.
I don't remember, but I mean, yeah.
I remember why, but I'm not going to say why, but.
Oh, well, I was doing some fuck shit.
No, it wasn't some fuck shit.
You just, like, you didn't have all the credentials that you needed to rent the car.
Credit card.
Yeah, you needed a credit card.
You only had, like, your bank card or some shit.
I'm janky.
I had bad credit forever, and now my credit is great.
I felt that.
We fixed it.
Good credit is honestly really important.
I don't even know.
Yes, it is.
People don't realize.
Yeah, that's a bad sign.
You probably let TJX6 huge your bank account.
No.
I just slid the B-OA.
No, no, I used to, I used to do the sprint methods,
team up with methods back in the day.
What's the sprint method?
You just go, like, open up a new account and get hell of phones in your name and go sell them to the,
to the Indian man.
Well, so many people, basically the scams that they do are just like, oh, I'll destroy my own credit.
Literally.
Just absolutely ruin any chance that I ever have of, like, being able to buy a car house.
But, you know, you get like a thousand bucks in the short term.
So fuck it.
That's like people being like, oh, I have the cash advance method.
Yeah.
Well, you know that shit goes away after a couple years, though, right?
Seven years.
It does?
Yeah.
Seven years.
It just eliminates, like, okay, you're back to.
It was like a spread thing, though.
But you sometimes you still have to, like, go in and you have to, like, really work to get the stuff removed from your shit.
You have to pay $800?
Like, okay, I needed that money back then.
Like, it was like $800 now.
Yo, I'm going to be real with you.
When I was, like, 20 or something, I, like, cracked my kneecap open really bad.
And I was in the hospital, and they ended up sending me a bill.
And I think it might have been $12,000.
but then they ended up being like oh we'll cut it down to 6,000 but of course I didn't even pay that either
And so it totally fucked my credit but then you know all of a sudden seven years have gone by and I fucking had to like talk to them and stuff
But I got all the shit removed from my credit report and now I never paid it so I
I essentially but there was a bunch of other hospital bills back then I probably got off on like close to like 20,000 dollars worth of hospital bills
And all I had to do is have horrible credit for seven years which is you know actually pretty bad
I mean your hospital cut you a deal they do that they for some reason they were like
like yeah you know if you give us 6,000
instead of 12,000. That was the real
bet, dude. The hospital method? But it was some shit
too where I like brought in my fucking
my bank statements
and shit and showed them that I had
like, you know, like a thousand bucks in the bank.
Oh, I'd be like, okay, look, I'm poor.
Yeah. Cut me a deal. But in reality, how I lot of cash
at the house under the bed, but fuck them.
You still got that? Nah.
But yeah, I used to go to the hospital.
I'll go the ER if I just like
needed something and I'll give them a fake social security number
and then it never came back to me.
They say, what's your social security number?
I just fucking say some bullshit.
They said, do you have your idea?
I said, no.
Dude.
Wow.
It worked over and over and over.
I don't know.
Like, it always seemed too easy.
Did you just like freestyle the number off the dome?
Yeah, I would just say like my social security number.
And then just change a couple.
One, two, three.
Because I'm like, dude, like, I don't need, what?
This is my moment to shine as a criminal entrepreneur where I get to make up a couple of numbers.
six, four, nine.
That's random.
That'll fool her.
That'll get her.
Because I'm like, unless I was saying
my own social security number,
I don't even know how many numbers
it's supposed to be.
Like, you know, do you even know yours?
Yeah.
You would freeze up.
They'd be like, what's your social security number?
You'd be like, one, two, three, four, five.
I was about to say mine out loud right now.
Sure, that doesn't sound very realistic.
I was about to say mine out loud because I couldn't remember.
Air it out.
There's a bunch of scammers out there and they want,
they need that info.
Some people need to go to the hospital.
Wait, my homie put me on to the airport method.
What's that?
Where if you're late to your flight, you just go in and ask for wheelchair assistance and
make up some random reason, and they'll wheel you right to the front.
Really?
Whoa.
I just watched him do this on Instagram yesterday.
The airport method.
Can I tell you my favorite scam was this?
I would go.
I love this.
This kept me rocking denim from my whole childhood.
You go into the store.
You pick up.
two pairs of pants off the show.
You walk up, you pay for him, boom, you leave.
You come back the next day.
Yeah, right, that's just buying something.
Yeah, then you come back the next day or hours later,
and you don't have the pants.
But you go back to the same exact spot where you got the pants,
and you get two pairs of the exact same pants,
and then you walk up to the desk,
and you return those pants,
and they give you the same amount of money
that you spent on the pants from the day before.
Boom, what do you get?
Free pants.
But then, are you?
You're paying cash or you paying card?
Because if you pay cash,
he still has to pay for the pants.
Card, no money trail.
Free pants.
You know how much those Levi's were costing me?
Probably upwards of $30 a pair.
I was getting two pairs, boom, $60 saved.
If you use the car.
In the streets of Nashville.
I was like Al Capone.
If you use the card,
then you're absolutely leaving her paper trail.
No, I would be using cash then.
Oh, that she said.
You just switch it up.
Oh, okay.
I was wowing.
That's not that wild.
I would do that with Nike socks.
I would go into Norsems and,
and like get Nike socks and then be like oh yeah bought these already you know the foolproof
dine and dash method well that you go to burn the place down just leave shoot it up you shoot it up and
nobody's worrying about you not been the bill okay a safer method is you go to the grocery store
and you know how they had the gift cards with like all the different you leave the gift cards
so you order all the food amounting to that much you leave the gift card by the time they're
scanning all the shit you already left you already gone
A decoy, I like that.
Wait, you can add however much you want on a gift card, though.
So what do you mean?
You're not adding anything because you just steal the gift card from the supermarket.
You said you order the amount of food that's on the gift card.
Yeah, because they say how much, like, oh, this one's a $50 gift card.
Yeah, you have to write it on there, don't you?
No, they have different amounts.
Oh, they do.
But when you put that gift card down and then they take it and they start processing the transaction,
realistically, how long do you have to get out of there?
Because it could be, like when you put it down,
I mean, because realistically, anytime you go to a restaurant,
if you just are cool and casual about it
and you put down something that looks like money,
and you walk out,
you walk out.
And it's like, you probably got at least a couple of minutes
to get the fuck out of there.
Yeah, that bird was really fucking bad.
I'm really sorry.
The fan is going like that way.
It's like a spray diarrhea in your face.
I'm sorry.
You now can splive battery acid on my face
or your jizz, whatever you're in the need for.
Yo, you want to know something so suss.
Let me tell you guys something so suss.
This is so fun.
I go to the gym
Every day there's a dude
Who goes there who's gay
A huge percentage of the people who go there
Are actually gay to be honest because it's West Hollywood
I wasn't there
Or this dude saw my trainer
After I trained
And he goes up to my trainer
I guess my trainer told me this and he goes
Oh my God I have such a crush
On your client
And I guess that he emphasized that the guy
closed his eyes when he said crush
And I was like holy shit
That is so much
gayer because he closed his eyes.
Anyway, I feel kind of awkward
about seeing this guy there now that I know
that he's just looking at me like a piece of meat.
He should just fuck him, yeah.
No, no, no, no.
I shall like to get it over with, you know.
We're not going to get it over with.
I'm going to be totally honest with you.
You don't want to have that weird sexual attention in the air,
there's no sexual attention besides maybe on his end.
I mean, you feel like, I feel like you're reciprocating.
I don't know if you can really.
I feel like you're reciprocating the energy towards them.
That's not true.
I'm in there.
I'm looking at.
chicks sometimes, but usually not even
that, because there's not usually any hot chicks in there.
In West Hollywood, there's no hot chicks, I don't believe.
Apparently, there's only gay guys.
Like gay guys. Like gay guys, actually. It might be a gay gym.
That makes sense.
That's why you signed up to go, right?
What might be? I don't know. I heard
the bunch of the staff are gay, too.
I'm totally cool with that.
How about you say? You sound like you.
Yeah, you're inquiring all the staff.
Unless one day I walk in there and they fucking lock the door behind me and all the gay
dudes and the gym just had decided that I'm hot enough
that they're willing to take the charge and they just,
go to town on me.
Is that,
with the barbells and everything?
Is that like the normal fear
for us just being straight?
It's just to think that like all gay dudes
just want to fucking lock you in a room and do that?
I feel,
I feel like that is very plausible.
When you ask a lot of stupid
heterosexual people
about what they think of gay people,
that's kind of their auto response is like,
because they're stupid.
Man,
it cool as long as he ain't
trying to fuck me.
And it's like,
okay, yeah,
okay.
Like,
I'm LGBT friendly over here.
That kind of goes without saying that
if,
if this person is going to,
potentially sexually assault you then
then that's not okay
that's not considered permissible behavior
and any any
no any kind of it should go
without saying hopefully a lot of like heterosexual people
now know that you don't have to say that you know what else
you should go without saying what? Waffles
are better than pancakes
that's what we should go out. I agree
oh so we're all in agreement so it's not even a discussion
waffles are better than pancakes
mac and cheese or coleslaw
mac and cheese is one of my favorite
Are you joking? You're serious
with that question
Coleslaw
I thought I'd have another believer.
You don't know about that scheme-ass lyric.
N-words ain't fucking witchie, Coleslaw.
No, because I X that out of my memory.
It's a really funny lyric because it's just drawing attention to the fact that nobody likes Coleslaw that much.
Except for you.
I'll eat a macaroni salad before I eat at Coleslaw.
Macaroni Salad.
Hawaii Maca salad.
I do like Maconie.
Hawaiian macaroni salad.
Love that.
I don't like mac and cheese.
I love mac and cheese, too.
But I will admit that there's a lot of places that have shitty mac and cheese.
Oh, that's fact.
If you get some mac of cheese
You probably just had really bad mac and cheese.
If you give me some mango cheese that's got a little bit of crustiness to it,
like on that outer layer.
My mom, bread crumbs.
Oh, she'd be bread crumming it up,
so you got that nice, crispy, blackened layer on top.
So that's when I really like mac and cheese.
Josh knows about that.
Some density, some texture to it.
Yuri's time.
Mac and cheese.
I'm not that.
I'm not like,
I mean, what's the super shitty mango cheese?
Do you get in like 7-Eleven?
Like Kraft or whatever?
Yeah, I mean like, you know, I would fuck with that in a pinch, but I'm not going
out of my way to eat that ever.
I'd rather eat like top ramen at that point.
Honestly, that's like one step up from being a bag of chips.
Have you ever played soggy waffle?
No, I have not.
What is that?
I've heard that you have some involvement.
Are you familiar with the game, with the content?
Let's not get the monotides.
Let's not talk about soggy waffle on the podcast.
Wait, tell me what it is later.
It's a game where...
Say it in the most PG way possible.
A man, a bunch of men.
might relieve themselves on a pastry.
Ew.
How do you decide who has to eat it?
The last person who
ejaculates onto the
said pastry.
I feel like you two have played this game.
Together, just us.
Definitely.
And then we split it.
We call it a draw.
A dude jerking off onto another dude's dick.
That just made me fucking kind of want to puke
just thinking about what that would be like.
Wait, who said anything about any of that?
A lot of people.
All right.
You should see the stuff I've been getting into on the dark web, man.
I ordered this Popeye's chicken sandwich off the dark web.
Wait, did you actually?
No, I'm just kidding.
I keep seeing that.
I tweeted that.
I'm like, that is actually like probably the lamest thing you could possibly do is to just.
On the dark web.
What's the beeping?
It's just, yeah.
It's a truck outside.
Beep.
Beep. Who got the keys to the Jeep?
Room.
Who got the keys to my name?
Claimed by Missy Elliott.
Well, that would be.
Legend, by the way.
I think that was like White Clef John or somebody.
not Missy Elliott.
Who originally said that though?
That was like...
Oh yeah, I think he might have said it too.
You're right.
Who get the keys to be my mom?
Yeah, you're right.
We're having to get copyrighted by everybody.
No, but the Jeep one was her.
Yes.
I guess.
He says, but I wonder
if he was the first one to say that.
You're right, though, because we should, like,
really familiarize our audience
with a bunch of weird phrases
that people have used over the years.
I'm really, I'm always, I like to...
The history of who's got the keys.
Yeah, exactly.
Dude, where's my car is the original.
But isn't it weird that
with that future and Jay Z song
I got the keys
Honestly that is the most
I forgot about that song
Is that in some ways?
Is that like a mutated reference to
Who Got the Keys to the Bima?
Can we draw a line
That these are all references to each other
But it's so far away from the original
That's really interesting
I'm gonna look into that at some point
That's probably where they like derived
Is that where DJ Khalid got his little
catchphrase?
Hope maybe
They need to never make a song together ever again
Who future in Jay Z?
That song sucked on the fucking Caled out.
It didn't even suck, but it was just like, but what?
Yeah, Jay Z should not be putting on that song that sounds like that.
Have you heard that song was like, I think it was like Blueface in the game?
I don't even know.
Do you pay attention when a new Blueface song comes out right now?
Yeah, I listen to Derbag.
I realize I'm a, his EP.
Oh, you liked it?
I didn't listen to.
I'm going to be honest with you.
You kind of lost me at some point.
I got to get back on the Blueface.
Honestly, it lost me too because it was just so much like drama and so much like random headlines
that had nothing to do with the music.
I just, I feel like with Blueface, a lot of the music kind of started to sound the same.
They can say that about anybody.
You can say that about a lot of people, but it feels kind of true.
It didn't, it didn't like stay interesting enough to me for the, for a little bit.
I realized that I'm a blue face stand.
You are, so you like him that much.
I think I really do.
I do like Blueface.
I just a little, a lot of touch with Blueface right now.
The Bob song with Tyga is good.
And then I also really like the ambitias.
the gang.
That bobs song is literally just
DeLo.
We already have this conversation.
We don't give a fuck about.
How dare you?
Let's talk about the shit
that the people really want to hear about there.
6-9 took the stand today
to snitch on his gang members.
But I'm going to be honest with you,
this is how TMZ build it.
Takashi 6-9 snitches on gang members.
Skinny from the 9 puts him on blast.
Wait, what?
That's how they titled it.
What?
This news.
This is some of the biggest news of the year, hip-hop-wise, that 6-9 is testifying.
And they're going to somehow warp it into an anti-snitching PSA from Skinny from the Night.
You fucking kidding.
This is insanity.
Do you think Skinny paid for that?
How does he get into that headline?
He's got to just know a film and he hit him up.
Like, yo, I could do this.
What, Van Lathan?
I hope it's not Van Lathen.
I don't think Van Lathen.
He knows Harvey, whatever his name is.
It's got to be somebody in Jersey.
Skinny from the 9 ain't here anymore.
I don't think.
What's the dude's name that owns TMZ?
Harvey?
Well, he's the face of it.
Who knows?
No, that Harvey wants it.
That's a different Harvey.
It's only Harvey, I know.
Good guy, though.
I'm just kidding.
I'll just kidding.
It's a troll.
Okay, I'm going to read the TMZ article.
We got rapper Skinny from the Nine Out in NYC,
and he straight up says Takasi's 6-9 snitching was wrong.
It seems as Skinny's taking sides giving Takashi's ex-manager shoddy a shout-out.
As far as Takashi ever getting a shot of reviving his career after doing so much snitching.
Skinny from the nine says it may be an uphill bat,
Fake news, TMZ.
I respect what you guys claim to do, but this is bullshit.
You can't just put him in here talking about that and not mention the fact that he has snitched millions of times on everybody he's ever met in his entire life.
How dare you represent Skinny from the Knives?
He is somehow a face of the streets.
This is not right.
This is not okay.
You could have hit a Meek Mill.
You could have told Meek Mill.
We want a statement about 6'9 being a piece of shit who fucking rats.
And meek Mill probably would have gave you a fucking statement because you are sick.
TMZ, sorry, your TMZ, you could get anybody to comment on this and you should have.
Instead, you got this fucking bum who has a history of snitching and you don't even mention that
he has that history.
It would be like somebody catching a fucking Me Too case and then being like, oh,
Harvey Weinstein says that he thinks sexual assault is wrong.
Art Kelly.
Yeah, exactly.
Wait, wait, so what's the premise of this?
Like, did they, is it just, they caught him outside the airport and they're like, hey,
six or skinny?
What do you think about?
I haven't actually watched.
Just watch it now.
I'm not going to watch the TMZ video
because I don't want to get claimed,
but it looks like skiing from the nine
outside of a housing project talking about this,
which is presumably that's what he's doing
is he loves in a housing project right now.
But I want to continue to talk about 6-9
and what he actually said.
Let me continue to read from this.
6-9 has completed his first day
on the stand in federal court
where he's clearly panicked about testifying
as his former fellow gang members
of the 9-Tray Bloods.
He spent nearly two hours on the stand
wearing blue prison scrubs, a white undershirt,
and still rocking his rainbow-colored hair
styled in pig tails.
How do you get your hair like that in jail?
Yeah, wouldn't have a growing out by now?
He probably had his sely
fucking twisted up for him.
Some of a fucking hermaphrodite
fucking snitch that he's in the fucking PC with
and he had to do his hair from.
The color.
Oh my God, they probably jizzed in his hair
and it causes the change colors and shit.
You think that they're making fucking hair dog in there?
I'm just like, how else?
How the fuck is your hair?
There's got to be.
People are out there synthesizing alcohol
and heroin in there and shit.
All you got to do is get some fermenting.
it a bread and
I don't know. To make hair
done? Somebody could figure it out
and dude this is a guy who's
motivated he's got energy like he's
probably working he would do arts and crafts
in jail he'll work on his hair. He think this
this nigga's in PC dyeing his hair that's crazy
yeah he's got big bertha
fucking braiding his shit
you got some dude you know he's letting somebody
clap his cheeks in there
he's horny jade's not
not around he knows he's only
going to be in there for a year but he still wants to get it in
Pause.
Let's get to what he actually was saying.
Oh, he crazy.
Okay, at 1.69 IDs, the two men are on trial.
He nervously points up the defendants,
nuke and Harve, and IDed them as nine-tray gang members.
Takashi testified extensively about his hit song, Gummo,
and how the August 2017 music video shoot introduced him to many of the nine-tray members.
For instance, he says that he first met Siko Billy and told him,
want to do a music video with authentic game members.
Takashi says on the day of the shooty,
about three dozen red bandanas for them
to wear it on camera, and this is
when he met shoddy. Prosecutor
showed stills from the music video, and Takachi
pointed out and identified various gang members
who appeared on camera. He also claimed that
Trippy Red was a gang member, but from a
rival blood sec from the nine tray.
So this is becoming a big deal that
6-9 ratted out...
He ratted out Trippie as
being a fucking brim blood,
whatever the fuck Trippy is. I don't even know that.
I been knowing that.
Trippy always is doing that.
Bram blood, blah, blah, blah, blah.
I think in the first interview I ever did with it,
like he is publicly claimed to be a blood
a million times in interviews and in songs
and on social media, you know?
So that's why it's weird
because it's like six, nine,
like exposing Trippy Red as being a blood
is not really that big a deal
when Trippy has said it a million times.
It would be different if he said
Trippy Red is a blood
and is associated with this,
this, this criminal acts.
Isn't that what he's trying to do?
Yeah, but it sounds like he just,
He just, he looped a man with a specific set and said,
We don't know what he's saying behind the scenes.
I watched a bunch of videos in Redshirt.
They were showing the Gummo video, and they did all the fucking calling out people,
and then the people judge asked, like, what is the song about?
And he said, this is a diss song to Trippy Red because he's in blah, blah, blah,
set.
That's my rival.
I just don't think that anything will come of this unless it somehow is extended to be like,
oh, Trippy Red is part of the blood game.
gang that did this, that shot this person.
Then it becomes a big deal.
Just saying someone's a blood is not a big deal.
That's why there's 5 million rappers who go out and say, I'm a blood 24-7.
Yeah, but when you're tying someone to a specific set,
saying this is a rival set and saying that, oh, this is a diss song that we did
that I did to him in regards of our beef, then it's like you kind of are looping him
into all your shit and saying like, oh, like, this is the reason why we were doing this
and doing that.
I just don't think that there's any reason to think that Trippy is going to get indicted because
I'm saying that.
He could be getting investigated for sure in relation to all this because who knows?
Think about it.
Six, nine probably, like, they want full cooperation from him.
Who knows what else he might volunteer?
He hates Trippie.
Why wouldn't he be sitting in there and say, oh, Trippie was involved with this dude who shot this dude?
Who knows what he might know about just from being in the streets, you know?
And that's kind of crazy where, like, memes turned into real life, whereas, like, they had that
meme of him in court and just being like, have you heard of this person?
And, like, just literally just giving out, like, you literally just giving out, like, you literally just.
You literally just throwing in extra information for what reason?
Why are you crying?
My lines are just watering.
Oh, you're crying.
Talking about six nine getting locked up.
That's so sad.
Let's keep a go.
Let me finish this before we talk about household being emotionally erratic and crying his eyes up.
I hate two guys.
Takashi testified that he never had to go through an initiation to the gang or personally shoot anyone.
The gang simply wanted him to keep making hits in order to bankroll its activities.
The snitching was 69 a degree to do when he took a plea deal or provide key testimony for
the prosecutor's case. In fact, he testified that he started cooperating with the feds of the very day that he was arrested back in November 2018.
The fed's fear for his safety, blah, blah, blah.
There's always been a year. We still talking about this is crazy. I'm just saying this is what they're talking about.
I think it's because we've just never seen anything like this to this scale.
The rise and fall and snitch was like the biggest crazy thing I've ever seen in my life.
It's been a great day on social media just watching this all go down.
Well, at least now people know that the conspiracy theory.
of like trippy in 6-9 like actually being friends and being on the same management and label but
they actually I still think they curated a little bit of that I'm not going to lie yeah yeah but also like
he's really just fucking calling him out right now I think they really have real issues I'm not gonna lie
but I think they definitely like curated some of the Instagram live beefs and I mean weird shit like
I think when you say that though okay let's let's think about this like and not the beat a dead
horse or anything but when the dick mensa X beef happened and it's like you know I see
saying fuck Vic Mensa and I'm like oh shit like should I jump into this it's like I can't
help but in my head realize like oh if I'm fucking beefing with somebody then all of a sudden
people are going to be paying attention to me if I tweet out fuck this person I know exactly what's
going to happen I know it's going to be a hot new hip-hop article and you know both the people
are going to be talking about whatever it's like you know that when it's happening so of course
six nine and trippy when they're dissing each other they're knowing that academics is going
to make videos about it they know oh maybe nobody's talked about me in the media for the past two
weeks, but I'm going to go out and I'm going to say, I fuck your baby mama.
That that shit works.
Easy.
So I don't really think it's fake.
I just think it's...
I didn't mean about fake.
I just meant like they definitely, like, knew what they were doing.
Yeah, they know what's out.
They're not idiots.
They're children of the internet.
Lilby tweeted fuck Kerwin Frost randomly.
What the, what?
Yeah.
Oh, wait, yes, I saw that.
Why?
Does anybody know?
Nobody knows.
Littleby, I don't understand that.
Because, and the notable thing that Karwin Frost did recently is they interviewed,
Chief Keefe and yeah, Chief Keith and Lilib
have known each other and stuff,
but there's nothing in the interview about Lil B.
Because that's the only thing that would make sense.
I think I watched a great deal of his interviews.
I don't think he'd even mention Little B at all.
You would assume that Kerwin probably fucks a little bit heavy.
Honestly, if he doesn't, that would have probably surprised me more than if he...
What if?
Because he tweeted out the day that the video of Kerwin, like,
Fighting Cardi got the surface.
I don't, maybe he's like Team Cardi.
Wait, people started talking about that again recently?
Yeah, they're like, in honor of Cardi's birthday, like,
here's this video of him beating up.
That video comes back every fucking week.
That is an epic fight because when you think about it,
at that time, Playboy Cardi was like a pretty
not that super well-known rapper.
I mean, like, on an underground level,
we all obviously knew about him like crazy, and we all
knew who Kerwin was.
Kerwin was like John Ross's friend to me.
Kerwin was not really like anybody that notable at that time
besides just like one of the New York fashion kids,
and then all of a sudden,
Kerwin's, like, killing it on YouTube.
Whoa.
He got a pencil on his face.
He's married to Aaron Gene.
Fire.
He's living the life.
That's...
Really?
Yes.
Whoa, I feel like we're doing, like,
a comedy set and that you just, like,
brought it back to something that we were already talking about.
Named waffle.
That's why we were talking about waffles earlier.
Wow, that's an insane.
Same name.
A boy or a girl.
That's a girl.
Named waffle.
Best name ever.
That's so interesting.
That's like, who else is going to be at school?
with that name.
Five, great name.
Exactly.
Shout out to both of them, man.
I feel like that's like
Kerwin's motto, though,
because he got a pencil on his face
and it's kind of like,
the only reason you could possibly want to have a pencil
on your face is because you're the only person
who's going to have a pencil on your face.
It's like a big pencil too, it's fire.
Literally, like,
his show was like sponsored by like Cash App or something shit.
Yeah, I saw that.
Really?
Yeah, it's like everyone fucking insane.
No, it was like the first episode was like
He's making me want to go harder
because he's gotten a few ones that I've been fucking mean
to get for a long time.
But he, it's just so different though.
like the style of it is different like he's like at their house in their home very intimate you know he's
playing a game it's not like coming to meet up with the nazi white man and like yeah that's a whole thing
it's different it's at your home you're afraid that he's going to start reading some nazi propaganda
to you or something make you watch a ben shapiro video you know start talking about eating ass like you
know but that's the crazy thing about carwin is that he's got this access he goes hard for the access
and like he got like the access to the fucking the kanya shit that's just that's access that's access that's
access that's like nobody's allowed in the fucking Kardashian family home to do videos but he got in there
that's a like that's a very wise have you seen those like the christmas ones and shit like that's funny
i saw dude she's fucking that shit's like 10 out of 10 content i mean yeah even once you get into that
kanea fucking album listening shit like all the access he gets for that you know he came up to me
when i was at that kind of Wyoming thing and asked me if i had any drugs and i was like no
I said no
I laugh at my house
I was like no dude
I just got the fucking plane
and he was like
and then I realized
that they were filming me
for like a candid camera thing
that was pretty funny
it would have been great
if I was like yeah dude
I got a fucking A ball on me
let's go do a line bra
You think he was actually trying to do drugs
and he was just trying to turn it
No it was for a fucking segment
He was trying to troll him
That's kind of trolling
Can I talk about something
Very important to me
Take a note
Yuri this is going to be a section
All right so first off
I've been working out really hard
and eating meal prep and dieting and just feel my arm.
I like that, huh?
You like that?
All right.
He's hard.
He's your own on our slide.
I've been working out really hard recently.
This person hit me up and said to me, they said,
would you be open to the idea of doing an MMA fight against another YouTuber who doesn't
have any sort of fighting background?
No button.
Would you be willing to do it?
They gave me an offer of a dollar amount.
I know who the person is, I cannot say.
You don't wish I knew the person.
I want to know so bad.
You could fuck the person up.
That's the question.
I will talk about that in a moment.
But the thing about it, and I don't think I'm going to do it.
That's the main thing.
I should just get out of the bag because I'm not going to do this.
Because I don't think it's enough money, and I also think it's going to take so much work.
And I'm going to have to rush into.
Oh, and you know what?
The other part about it is that I would have to lose 30 pounds in three months.
Why does you do this 30 pounds?
Because the dude is like 180.
and I guess he had agreed.
I know, right?
Tell him to go out to eat, get fat.
Yeah, he's in good shape.
Is he taller than you?
No, he's like, who's like, he's like,
who's like, he's like, he would, you don't know.
How about I say, just keep giving me hands off.
No, no, no, no, no, no, he's not big like that.
You guys want to know.
Watch him by David Dobrick.
I know, because at first, when I started to do this, before they told me who the person in
question was when I started having the conversation with him, and then Lena goes,
what if it's true Jordy?
You know what I was immediately like
Nope not knowing that clearly
He was going to interview in the UK
He was going to interview me in the UK
But he's as big as me
He's 6-3 and he's like fucking
I don't know how much he weighs
But it looks like he weighs
Way more than me
He's a big monster motherfucker
As soon as I started to imagine it was him
I'm like no
Not ready for that
Are you not doing because you think you're gonna lose
I'm not doing it just because
I think it's not enough money
For all the time and work it would take
I feel like it would take a lot away
From everything I'm trying to do business-wise
His weight in three months.
And then the weight loss is the fucked up part, too, because it would really be, it would be a different thing if I didn't have to lose the weight because then I could just train my ass off, eat whatever, get fucking big and strong and healthy.
Yeah.
If I'm trying to lose 30 pounds of three months, I'm going to probably be doing like an hour of cardio a day at least.
Like, that's a fucking shitload of fucking weight to lose.
Yeah.
And training for a fight in three months, like honestly sounds terrifying.
But you know what?
This is the thing.
This, it made me realize that I want to start.
training MMA and Jiu-Jitsu because I think that this is the kind of thing that I would really like
to do in the future. Like I was, I was having to conversation with my trainer today. I was like,
say different scenario, but I've been training MMA and Jiu-Jitsu for the last six months. And then
I get this offer. Then it's like, okay, boom, I'm down. For sure. I would say, to dive in is too
much. But to start now and have to figure out who's going to be coaching me, who I'm going to train with
and all this stuff. And I've got a million fucking other things going on.
Yeah, the three-month thing sounds intense. And then the weight loss on top.
of it so I'm gonna feel fatigued.
What part of money are we talking about here though?
Less than six figures.
All right.
And I did, part of what made me start thinking about it was I was hanging out with
Data and LaVelle.
And Data and LaVelle will literally just fight somebody on the street for no reason.
Like they'll literally just fucking throw down with some random guy
because he looked at them weird or something.
Maybe you should practice with them.
Right, but then they're kind of looking at me having this conversation and they're like,
you're going to turn down a bunch of fucking money to fucking get, just to go and fight somebody.
and you have gloves on so you're probably never going to get knocked out or whatever like
i think i think okay can i be honest i think that that is what i think you even if you think you
think you can beat the person up i think you just don't want to be even remotely even have the
chance of like losing or getting hit and i've thought about it a lot because like you know
when you think about sticky fingers you think about him getting beat in that boxing match i don't
even know what from onics yeah i know but he was in a fucking boxing match with yeah he did a
fucking MTV boxing match against this white dude.
Are you talking about Celebrity Deathmatch, a cartoon?
No, obviously I'm not talking about a cartoon.
I know. I'm joking. Who's the guy that, like,
ends up being a black guy? Oh, my God, that show. Who did you get beat up by?
Who?
Screech. Screech. Screech. Who did Screech get beat up by?
No, I think Screech beat somebody up.
Screech did a dirty Sanchez with a bitch.
What? He put poop on. He put like a poop mustache. You can Google it.
You never heard that? Swear to God.
That's honestly where I heard that from, too. But Screech beat the nigga up on that show.
Yeah, he went crazy.
I didn't know the screech out of that show.
No, you know who had a super mega embarrassing
MMA fight is Jose Konseco
because he fought against this massive agent dude
who's like seven feet tall, this huge, retarded looking ass full.
His faceless looks all fucked up.
He looks slow and shit.
And Jose Konseko fought him
and Jose Keseko's running around in circles around the ring.
And then finally the fucking Asian dude gets on top of it and starts pounding his head on.
Is the MMA fight?
Yeah, and fucking Jose Keseko fucking taps out
as soon as he starts getting punched in the face, it's so fucking bad.
But yeah, anyway, I do, yeah, obviously it would be embarrassing to get knocked out
or fucking choked out on camera or whatever.
But I'm not that worried about that.
I guess I am kind of worried about like the stress of it and just like not feeling like ready
for it at all.
Yeah.
Because I mean, who the fuck am I?
Let's just pull back a little.
Who the fuck am I to do a fucking MMA fight?
I'm no background in this.
To start training right now.
I think that's the whole point of it though is like not to get some fucking seasoned veteran
MMA fighters to do it.
This is my vision.
Imagine down the road a little bit.
There's another like KSI Logan Paul type fight
and you got fucking Adam 22
Fusi MMA fight on the other car.
Fousie? Fousie just occurred to me as somebody
who would be similar size to me.
Fis would be crazy enough to like kill you.
He might fuck you up though.
He's doing a boxing match. That's why he came to mind
is I was like I want to watch that
and try to get an idea of what Fusi's bringing
to the table because maybe I should fuck Fusi
Fusi up on camera. Is this like a new thing
for like YouTubers to fight on
And it's big, too, because the first KSI and Logan Paul want.
Should me and Kim fight?
I don't know if they would allow us to do both mixed gender and mixed race in a fight.
That might be weird.
I don't think the race matters, but maybe gender and height and weight.
The gender would be a problem, yeah.
You need to lose 100 pounds.
Jesus Christ.
I'll have to lose more than 100.
More than that.
What do you weigh?
Like 200?
Like 220 probably?
220.
Lose 120 pounds.
In three months.
I need to get in the job.
I think I'm going to start training
at the...
You want to start training too?
No, the boxing gym right by the store.
You should.
I don't know I said that out loud, but...
That's really part of what I want to start doing too
is I want to start doing MMA and Jiu-Jitsu,
but I want to start making vlogs about
working out in general, like where I go work out
with different people.
He's going to be a workout YouTuber.
I think I might be.
I just want to be able to fuck somebody up on accident,
like not even on purpose.
That is the weird thing about saying, though, to the fight,
and it sucks that I can't read the chat right now
because I'm sure they're going brazy.
Yeah, me too.
Like, you will be amused when I.
I show you who it is, but it's not...
No, it's not someone you know.
If it's not someone I know, then what,
they're not a prominent YouTuber?
It's something that I don't care about.
They are a YouTuber, but they're not famous.
Like, I mean, they are kind of famous.
They have a million followers.
On YouTube.
On the gram.
On the grand.
Who is that dude from drama alert?
Kim Star.
That would be a fair fight.
I feel like you guys are big.
You guys have the same year.
No, he's small.
You guys kind of look similar.
Kimstar's small, but I mean...
Because I'm hung out of them.
But I mean, yeah.
I think I could probably fuck.
He would fuck my ass up.
He might be kind of slow.
I don't know what kind of athlete is.
I think KSI might fuck you up too.
KSI.
Well,
how much is KSI way?
What's his height?
I think he's like,
I don't know.
But they're doing boxing and to be honest with me.
I'm way more interested in him.
Yeah, boxing than everything.
I want to be able to hit the ground.
I want to drag Fusi to the ground and choke him.
And fuck him.
And then fuck him afterwards in front of that whole sold-out-staple-center audience.
You think you're going to set out the same thing?
Me versus Fusi as the main event?
It's just sell it out.
Nah, but Drake's the fucking referee.
But, yo, if KSI and Logan Paul can fucking do that, then...
They sold out those tables in it?
They did.
It was a stable center?
It's coming up.
I thought...
Oh.
I thought it happened already.
The problem, they did another one, but that was in the UK.
But this is the crazy part about this is that the whole undercard is non-yutuber.
So it's like, the first time that they did it, you had like scarce fighting some dude.
You had Jake Paul versus fucking KSI's a little brother, et cetera.
And that shit was tight, but now they got a bunch of random boxers.
You never heard of them.
That's terrible.
They should have all YouTubers again.
You know? I feel like I would do well in that realm of sort of like just being like a psycho.
Jesse Taylor versus Kim.
Let's talk about it.
Let's talk about Jesse Taylor going on Dr. Phil.
For those who don't know, Jesse Taylor is a friend of the podcast.
A friend of the podcast.
A close person.
A friend of a friend.
She did a podcast just you and her?
Just me and her.
Classic content.
What can they search if they want to see that?
Cam versus Fallon featured Jesse Taylor.
Okay.
And so.
Type in Jesse Taylor, no jumper.
I'll probably come up.
She went on Dr. Phil.
and acted a fool
and the way I came to know
of her was because
I was doing the stream playing music for money
and she sent in a song
and she said that she was a stripper
and that she was making money stripping
and then giving it to me to play her song
and she was trying to make as a rapper
and I really like that idea
of a girl working in the strip club
and doing lap dances and then giving the money to me
yes I really like that
I don't like the idea
to pay palating a percentage
makes it feel like a virtual pen person
you know
it's just cool
It just seems right.
It's like reparations.
Reparation for what?
For, you know, because I've spent money in the strip club.
Like, I've gone to the strip club and spent hundreds of dollars.
Do you get it back?
A couple times, not much.
Okay.
But then for the idea that that money would be coming back to me.
You had no idea about her like her streaming history, I guess?
I think this is before all that because it's a while ago that she hit me up with all that.
How long ago is it?
It was like 2017?
Yuri, can you fetch me the spliff in my office as well as a lighter?
Oh, my God.
And also a dish for us to Ashton.
Hey, can you get a Red Bull too?
Oh, yeah.
Shout out to Red Bull.
They sent through some products.
Okay, so.
So anyway, that's how I met her is because she was donated for me to play her song.
Her name at the time was Lava Girls.
But Girls was G-O-R-L-S.
And she was stripping.
G-O-R-L-S?
Yeah, Lava-Gorls.
There's more than one of them?
GORLs.
That was her and only.
That was just her name, Lava-Gorls.
That makes zero sense.
I know it makes no sense.
It off.
How did she end up getting your number and becoming your club?
friend. I don't know.
Did she have my number? No, but then after that,
I saw her at a party. Me and Lena
were at a party and we saw Lava girls and we were all excited.
Oh, that's funny. It's that girl from the stream, blah, blah, blah.
And then I can't remember. I think she might have hit me up trying to,
trying to fuck us.
But whatever, we didn't do it.
Thank you, Yuri.
Thanks, Yuri.
And this pink fake.
Get me the warmest one.
All right.
Fake go yard.
Who is this?
Oh, this ninja on a fucking red bull can?
This is crazy.
Yeah.
All right.
Okay.
So.
Ninja.
She hit you up.
other N-word.
Oh, my God.
And then, anyway,
that was pretty much all I knew of her for a while.
But then I heard, I started to hear other things about her.
She fucked a robot, right?
Poseidon's robot.
She came on the podcast with you.
Robot Andy.
What else has she done that I need to know about?
Because she's basically just had a whole bunch of ridiculous viral things.
She went super viral because she got her Instagram deleted and she cried.
Yeah.
I felt that.
That was a really big thing.
Because you got yours deleted recently, huh?
It's insane.
Why?
Let's talk about that after.
Real quick.
Why?
I literally don't know why
I got an email back from them saying
oops sorry here's a back
oops and I hoop and hi
I know what that means now
shout out to all my visco girls
hey no you don't know what visco girls are
no any girl that I've seen with visco
and the thing was young as fuck so I don't know anything
about visco camp that's not an exclusive part of the visco girl
I thought it was like a high school thing or something
no but it's just it is the kind of
girl that basically dresses like she's in high school right now
I only know about visco girls because I watch a video that
Leon Lush did about them.
So shout out to him.
And the and I,
Oop meme is like a big thing.
I see that,
I see Visco and people's
fucking things all the time.
Hashtag?
No, and their,
and their bios on Instagram and shit.
What is Visco girls?
Visco is like a social media
platform.
And then like,
there's basically like a style
of girl that's like associated
with the kind of girls
that love that platform.
I think they use it to edit photos
Yeah,
I didn't know that it was its own social media platform.
It used to just be an editing platform.
It is that too.
But like Lena is kind of
kind of low-key of Visco girl because she's always wearing scrunchies
and because she has a metal water flask
and that's two of the main attributes of it
so I'm kind of concerned about that.
Anytime something, like it'll be a blonde white girl
and it'll say visco, blah, blah, blah,
and I'm just like, and then I have a private page
I'm like, nope, click away.
Yeah, no, don't talk to them.
She's not 21.
Anyway, so fucking Jesse Taylor
and then what else?
Jesse Taylor, oh yeah, what else?
She fucked a robot.
So main things.
She's like a 6-9 type character
because she's just doing whatever to go by her.
Iro just did like just for like just being herself.
Just trying.
She's just doing anything she can.
Yeah.
She was on Instagram the other day
threatening to fight fucking Selena Powell.
Now she's on Dr. Phil.
She's hanging out with that fucking Ava Louise girl
that I interviewed too
who's a complete and total train.
She says she hates her now.
That bitch was on fucking Dr. Phil bitch too.
All these bitches are just trying to be like fucking bad baby.
They're trying to follow the same blueprint
of being a super ratchet bitch and then blowing up.
I was really little Debbie didn't try this back in the day.
But they're grown,
which I think makes the whole difference
is like, okay, bad baby was like 14.
She was 13 when she
fucking said that, she was literally a child.
And like, I feel like
with these girls, even that Ava Louise
girl on, I don't know what that girl is.
She's way too grown to be acting.
That's stupid.
She's that like I'd rather
die hot, die ugly than
I'd rather die
what was it, die?
She's just all about calling herself a skinny legend
and saying it's all about being skinny.
She's not skinny.
She's not skinny.
skinny. What's wrong with it? And I'm not even saying it in a way of like, oh, she's not
skinny and she's just not really skinny. Like nobody would really look at her and be like,
oh, she's skinny. She's out here making fun of fat people constantly. It's like, you're kind
of fat. Like you got to calm down now. You got a little gut. You got a little pudge.
Like you don't, you don't get to go around throwing rocks. You're in a glass house, a glass
house of mild obesity. Not obesity. I don't even want to say that.
Not mildly obese. But she got a little puff. But listen, skinny. Kim, you are skinny.
Thanks.
Yuri.
You're skinny.
Wait, call me a skinny legend.
That bitch ain't skinny.
You're a skinny legend.
Jason's not skinny.
Jason, you know it.
You're not skinny.
Lou's kind of skinny.
Saying that she's skinny is like saying Jason's skinny.
Wait, but listen, wait, wait.
I'm saying like the whole point is that like,
ew, like people are fat.
But yet her whole thing is like,
oh, I just want to be hot.
I don't like care about it's being hot and skinny
and all that matters is being hot.
Like that's what she basically said.
It's just like a dumb, like people create
like a stupid fucking meme character
for themselves at this point.
And Jesse Taylor has sort of fallen into this to a certain extent too.
But then they go on Dr. Phil and they act like, oh, everything's so real.
And she's like, oh, like, no, God wants to spend time with me unless it's just for one night.
It's like, okay, well, you just fucked a robot like last year on stream.
So if a guy doesn't really want to take you seriously right now, it's like, maybe just give it a little time.
A couple years from now when people forget about the robot.
She was saying that dudes don't want to take her seriously.
Until they look at her Instagram and see that she's popping.
And then they're like, oh.
She's not popping.
That's what pisses me off too, is that all these people are out here acting, like, pretend.
They're, they're larping as influencers.
You're not an influencer.
LARPING.
You don't have that many followers.
It doesn't make fucking sense.
How many followers does he Taylor have now?
It's not like even 100K, is it?
No, she does.
It is, but like she gets like 100 likes per picture.
Come off it.
Where's my ass tray, Yuri?
Did you watch the full episode?
I just watched the clips that we were just watching.
And I'm not trying to hate on her anything, but you're not famous.
No, but anyway, so even Ava Luis goes on the episode with her to try to talk sense into her.
And then Ava Luis goes on it being like, oh, you know, I'm a changed person now.
Like I almost fell into depression from all the character I tried to create on Dr. Phil.
She tried to get me to delete her interview.
Some dude is not happening.
This dude just DM me and say can't delete his interview.
Some dude with like a hell of thousands of followers.
Who?
Ryan Beckford?
Yes, who is that?
Who is just a kid from Florida that is pissed off because that Danny Duncan interview makes him look like a psycho.
But anyways, so yeah, they just go on Dr. Phil and they know that they're creating these characters.
None of this shit is real.
And I think the reason why Bad Baby worked is because I think she's actually that.
Bro, I need your help.
Tell them to delete my non-jum, bro.
I look so stupid I was on Zanz and shit.
Sorry, bro, you did the interview.
Who is?
I don't even know what it is, honestly.
I like Ryan and everything, but don't deny your history.
It's funny, too, because he had me blocked for forever and then he followed me like a month ago,
and then he just asked for me to fucking delete the interview.
He's just like a funny guy on.
the internet basically i was almost thinking to like have like my shit
because i'm just like i was just like saying stupid shit and like whatever you say
i don't know nothing really don't don't deny your history i think i was just like
i was just like yours was funny i just noticed that i was like i was talking to this girl and she
was like i'm gonna look you up on youtube and see what you do and da-da-da-da-da and i was like oh
fucking hey and then she was like she was like she watched that and she was like yeah we get
it you have sex bro like you like that's very much like a lot of no jember but that's what like
I didn't even notice that sounded that stupid
to I talked to someone like regular
with like a regular job and she was kind of watching it
Let's explain be like that was a couple years ago
I was a sexist pig
No longer now I'm a skinny legend
I wasn't a sexist pig but I was just like
That's all I was talking about the whole time
I was fucking this one bitch and duh
And it's like in reality it wasn't that bad
But I'm just like I got way more to talk about
Than just that stupid shit
Okay and I support that but I don't think that we should be
deleting old content because fucking you used to be a psycho
That's the whole point.
Exactly.
You show the growth.
Exactly.
Yeah.
I feel like, you know, I think about that sometimes too.
Like some of the interviews that I deleted that are like low-key, legendary as fuck.
Jesse Taylor, I have 132K and I have 60K profile views and a couple thousand likes of a picture.
Boom.
Boom, nigga.
To me?
She's watching.
That's so funny.
I'm not even hanging on her or whatever.
It's just like.
Honestly, I'll fuck for her.
It's like they can't find any actual.
fame. There's only so many
Trisha Pettuses. You know, who's like
Trisha's actually, she's
actually huge and she's actually
nuts. There's just not that many people
who are like that. Most people who are like big
on YouTube and stuff kind of have it together
because you kind of have to have it together to be like
consistently making content. And they're
always looking for a social media train wreck.
And now they got fucking this girl volunteering herself
with sacrificial lamb to just fill that role.
But it's fucking bullshit. You got 132K.
Guess who else got 132K?
My fucking dentist, probably.
fucking do it who edits your fucking video's got 132K
I mean
honestly like it's just like
everybody is just in this thing where it's like
their whole life is revolved around that shit
and like I understand why like you know like I'll be mad too
but honestly bro like you gotta just keep it moving dog
like I don't know like like
you got to like like your whole persona
shouldn't be built off of just like Instagram
and shit like that and like I was talking to her
I'm just kind of letting her know like yo like
if you are going to have these
old things that people are going to bring up that you aren't fond of talking about like the way you got to go
about it is not the way that you're doing it because you just you're just antagonizing them to keep
fucking with you and keep i'm confused so is she know what she's doing and does it on purpose or is she
actually like delusional you're trying to go viral but i don't know yeah like her crying about getting
her instagram deleted i don't think that was like her intentionally going viral that was just her
doing something that was so ridiculous that she went viral or like like like i just meant like
just like she got like she got like she not that she got mad at
Dennis she went on this Robin thing I don't think she got mad but she just like
he went on the Dennis Robben podcast I'm supposed to go on that too he was kind of
just everybody's starting podcasts it's so crazy I don't understand okay I'm a
person I can pretty much understand when people are saying shit that other people
don't understand like you know like you hear a song you like what does this nigga say
and like that's how Dennis Robin sounded to me watching that podcast I had no
idea what the fuck he was saying a lot of my interview I did with him is kind of
that too.
Like, I will never forget about Dennis Robbman because I said Migos and he goes
Negroes.
And I'm like, what?
Like horrified?
I can't even say Migos.
Well, I haven't changed it to that.
I'm not a lot.
Yeah.
So anyway, kids, fucking worry about being a good person in real life and like having real
goals and not worry about Instagram.
Even if you have to worry about it, don't actually worry about it.
Let's take a quick sidebar to talk about this bizarre drag on Bino mixtape that came out.
Have they, did they have a real mixtape before this?
Like a definitive project?
Sorry for the, sorry for the get off.
Get off.
Sorry for the get off.
And this is such a change of pace.
It's so bizarre.
They went full auto tuned.
Well, you know what?
They kind of alluded to that when we did the interview with them.
Oh, they did say something about their new show was going to be crazy.
They were like, oh, it's going to be on some whole other shit.
I think they were trying something new.
And like, personally, I don't think it sounded bad.
I don't think it sounded bad, but I also don't think that their audience is probably going to be that into it.
I'd be interested to see what the YouTube.
Comments would be like if they drop a video like that
The beats are so different
Everything was so different
It's so different
I don't even know who I was listening to
Like I don't know who was rapping
Someone was playing that
The first song in the car
And I was like who the fuck is this nav?
Bro
Bro this
My producer homie did the same thing
He was like is this like one of those
SoundCloud kids
I was like nah this is
She's Taylor calling me
She's FaceTiming me as weird
Pick it up and hold it up
Right to the mic so we can listen to her
Yo
Can I say something?
Yeah what's up
I'm, like, watching the whole podcast.
I just want to say, like, one thing.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay, so right now I'm, like, doing my hair or whatever.
Okay.
Great.
I'm watching, like, the whole thing, right?
Okay.
Okay, you get maybe $1,000.
She estimated.
Sorry that we don't fucking, we're not, we don't have your social blade pulled up.
But I have seen your social blade.
Let me freaking talk.
You thought I couldn't speak English.
I didn't know that you didn't speak English.
Can you hang up?
This is all, conversations is so stupid.
You're weird and.
You're weird and.
bigoted and racist.
Your parents are immigrants and they don't probably speak English either.
Hang up.
Okay, listen.
Jesse, Jesse, you're being very defensive about your social media engagement and I'm
going to be honest.
I really don't care.
I don't think that the audience is that concerned.
Camgirl sincerely apologizes, I'm sure, for saying that you got 100 likes of photo when it's
really a thousand.
Great.
Congratulations.
We're just trying to.
We're trying to figure out where you go from here because we saw you on Dr. Phil.
We understand that you're in kind of a precarious position.
What are you doing from here?
What are you working on?
Two grand.
We'll drop your music video for two grand.
He tried to give you a number.
I'm trying to make a sale.
Two grand.
He's trying to give you a number.
You're not even hearing.
He's in the booty club.
Two grand.
He said two grand.
He'll drop your video.
Oh.
The price went up.
Price is going up.
Price is going up.
All right.
That's kind of like a finass.
Can you fucking hang up?
Jesus Christ.
Okay, Jesse, we appreciate you.
Thank you for calling in, but we're going to continue on with the podcast.
Let's talk soon.
Okay, next topic.
Or let's just fucking end this because now I have a headache.
I love that she called it just to defend it.
