No Jumper - No Jumper Sports Ep 2 - Super Bowl Recap and Baseball is Dead

Episode Date: February 21, 2022

For his second episode, Keekee is joined by our very own Josh, to talk about the Super Bowl, how trash the parade was, who's their favorite players and more. https://www.instagram.com/josh_at_noj... https://www.instagram.com/2cckeekee/ Want to send Keekee and Josh jerseys? No Jumper Sports PO Box 11659 Burbank, CA 91510 Are you an athlete trying to get on No Jumper? Contact [e-mail] for booking info ----- NO JUMPER PATREON http://www.patreon.com/nojumper CHECK OUT OUR NEW SPOTIFY PLAYLIST https://open.spotify.com/playlist/5te... FOLLOW US ON SNAPCHAT FOR THE LATEST NEWS & UPDATES https://www.snapchat.com/discover/No_... CHECK OUT OUR ONLINE STORE!!! http://www.nojumper.com/ SUBSCRIBE for new interviews (and more) weekly: http://bit.ly/nastymondayz  Follow us on SPOTIFY: https://open.spotify.com/show/4ENxb4B... iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/n... Follow us on Social Media: https://www.snapchat.com/discover/No_... http://www.twitter.com/nojumper http://www.instagram.com/nojumper https://www.facebook.com/NOJUMPEROFFI... http://www.reddit.com/r/nojumper JOIN THE DISCORD: https://discord.gg/Q3XPfBm Follow Adam22: https://www.tiktok.com/@adam22 http://www.twitter.com/adam22 http://www.instagram.com/adam22 adam22hoe on Snapchat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Yo, we are back with episode number two. It is your boy, Big Ski, 2C. Kiki, and it is no jumper sports. And today, I'm tagging in my best friend. Josh, the motherfucking man, Professor X himself is in here. Let's talk that sports shit with Skie. Yo, Ski, when you asked me to do this, I couldn't say now. I've been wanting to do sports here since I got here. So the fact that you asked me

And a bunch of people have asked me to do things in the past I could not say no to this So I appreciate you bringing me on Appreciate talking sports with my dude We do this probably every day anyways So we want to talk to athletes We want to talk to these guys Let's start with us though

Bring them on down Come on down We got what? We got space We got space But first Shout out to the Los Angeles Rams man We got a super bowl

E. L.A. Hello! Wait, where was it? It was in L.A.? It wasn't at the crypto. Okay. What is it called? The sci-fi? No, it's just that...

So-Fi. What's today? It's Friday now? Right. I feel like people in L.A. forgot about the Super Bowl by Tuesday. Why? That's not... Well, I mean, did you see the celebration? Yeah.

That was the most half-hast celebration I've ever seen. Do you see how drunk Donald was? Did you see them taking over the... Hollywood sign and how trash that look. Fuck that shit was garbage, bro. I'm pun, you my boy, but that shit was hot garbage. Yo, L.A. ain't have a parade in

three years because of COVID. They've won this is their third championship, and that's what they did. They hosted this shit. They had so much time to plan for something dope as fuck. Right. I'm so salty with this because we missed the Laker parade, we missed the Dodger parade, but it's okay. It's okay. Rams, we

giving you all your flowers right now. Congratulations to y'all. Much love. Matt Stafford. By the way, our favorite number is what? Our favorite number is nine. Donald, where's what? 99.

Stafford where's what? Nine. I'm just saying, though. Coincidence? My favorite colors is blowing. Yeah, speaking of Matthew Stafford, did you watch the parade? No.

He was lit. He had the Don Julio, 1942 in his hand, and he was lit. I've seen all the memes. Okay, but he was so lit that when he was walking off stage, there was a photographer

who was taking pictures of him fell off the stage. Oh my God. He saw her did want to catch walking. His wife sees her, like, goes to her attention. She broke her fucking spine. Oh my goodness.

Matt, come on, bro. Scramble, man. You can't be out here just tipping on fo' fo' fo' foes. You think L.A. is going to like that? Yeah. Yeah, kind of. I do, too. We're a rowdy-ass fucking city, man. We went all the drunk shit.

We see it every day. You know what I mean? But real talk, man. I'm proud of the L.A. Rams, man, for real, man. Because they've been out here really grinding. What was, um... I mean, they put it all into this season. They went and made a lot of...

They gave up all these draft picks. They gave up everything they have in the future. I've heard rumblings that this thing is not built to last, and this might be it. This might be it? Yeah. They might not come back. I was about to say, do you see them? coming back? No.

This was an anomaly. I feel like this was somewhat rigged too. Come on, man. T-R-R-L set it, and I have been riding that wave ever since. Tiny Cud don't know what he'd be talking about, though, when it comes to sports. I know, but he has

like maybe 10, 12 conspiracies a week. One of those usually hits. All right, I'm going to start putting my conspiracies out there. Because, God damn. Shout out to the Rams, man. I don't want to take nothing away from y'all, man. They told me that it was rigged. I think y'all really did that.

Because OBJ would not get hurt in a rigged championship game. For what reasons? Dramatics. It was all a spectacle. So the moonwalk was just... Yep, it was all work. They practiced that all season. Do you think he tweaked his knee when he was doing it?

Probably. That makes way more sense. Oh, my gosh, man. No, I'm happy for all those guys. They work really hard. Some of them will never... win the Super Bowl, they had a chance to come through. You know, we respect those guys for what they do. I just don't know how good this team is as a team and built to last. Yeah, I want to say shout out.

The rails were good this year. They won their shit. LA, like, it was good for L.A. L.A. actually cared about football for a second, which was, I think, the whole point. But, again, by, like, yesterday, nobody is talking about it. You're not going to see any Rams championship shit, Warren. You know, that's what it's different, like, in all these other football markets. It's like that takes over an entire region and the Rams still are just a blip out here.

That's an interesting point because say if it was the Lakers, right? We're going to hear about that shit until the next season. That's true. The Lakers matter out here. Like a big factor out here. The Dodgers matter out here. The Clippers don't. No.

Sorry to say. But I'll be going to y'all games because y'all tickets be for the low, low. How do I sound boss? Good. You sound great. You're doing great. I'm just making sure. I'm usually on the other side.

They're listening and watching everything, and I can't see shit right now. Yeah, don't worry about it. You smooth. We're cool. Yeah. So, now we're going to, Los Angeles Lakers.

The Lakers. How you feel about them? Because you know how I feel about them. I want the world to know how you feel about the Los Angeles Lakers. Okay, so I am from the East Coast, Hash Browntown, very close to Boston. So Celtics fan. Patriots fan, Red Sox fan.

I'm not a fan of the Lakers. I respect what they've done. You just made a good point why you don't like the Lakers. You're a fucking Boston Celtics fan, bro. Bird and magic. Yeah, I respect great players like magic. Yeah. But then there's also, you know,

the current Lakers which are just not a team built to win. Oh gosh. Despite GM, LeBron G.M. doing his best effort. Oh my gosh. That's my opinion on the Lakers. G.M. LeBron James. That's a huge statement, but it's a fact.

And I wouldn't want to play on nobody else's team. If we have a leader and he can't be a GM, I kind of don't want to be on that team, too. I'm going to just be real. Reasoning why is because. Reasoning why is because, like for instance, you. Say you're LeBron, right, here at No Jumper. Okay.

If you see me, Russell Westbrook, I'm doing my thing I'm catching myself but then I start falling off throwing up gang signs and shit what are you going to do as my GM teammate the leader

I wouldn't be the GM if I was your teammate why that's not a role that any teammate should have hell yeah it is bro no it's not yes it is you're supposed to be able to be like he

is you should be able to stinking up the gym I don't want him and the Coach should be able to identify that. And the GM should definitely be able to identify that talent. That's why those roles are like built in an organization. The players are there to play together.

Bro. And yes, if you have the talent of LeBron and you can command, and the NBA is the way it is and you can command other players to come play with you. And get rid of whatever players you don't think are a good fit like he has here. Dwight, you're out of here. Kuzma? Out of here. only one I wish that stayed

Lamello Out of here Alex Caruso, man Fuck! Out of here Out of here But that was the only one I was like to

Julius Randall Oh my gosh I love the way Julius Randall be sizing Big Dudes up like You know what I'm saying? When LeBron took over as GM That's what happens brought older friends onto the team

that don't necessarily build a good team for a full season to get you into the playoffs, to have a playoff run. I see where you're going with this. Maybe you can just chill on the GM shit and focus on being the most dominant player in your twilight years here. You just admitted he's the most dominant player

in his twilight years here, which is what I wanted to do. Right now, yeah. not all time but yeah right now my boy like fuck LeBron it's all good

man because I love LeBron though so you feel me we just having a conversation How is Space Jam 2? Wonderful Did you see it? Yes

I took a little ski Ah You thought I wasn't going to support The King I support my favorite Flynn That's like you make a movie I'm up there

man All right I did not see it Oh my gosh You're missing out I don't think I'm missing No lie It was a dead

Yeah Yeah, it was. When they just make her go out of space with the computer shit, I was like, all right, bro. I'm just act like this shit cool because my son here. I'll just watch the actual Space Jam twice rather than watching that one. What? The original?

I mean, it's no comparison. You know, that soundtrack? Do you have it? That movie soundtrack, the Space Jam soundtrack? R. Kelly's on it, so no. You knew back in 1990. I believe I can fly. I believe I can touch the sky.

you got rid of it I think a lie I think I still might have it somewhere Hey Josh For show for show I would like Watch that movie And then as soon as I hear that song

I'm just I know what's about to happen I'm up out of here Time to go get a drink You feel what I'm saying I can't do it no more You all just mix the R. Kelly man Up with one of the most best movies

in the world man So you can't listen to R Kelly at all anymore No No No But do you sing it? No. Four plays a hit.

Separate the art from the artist. Right. So that's what I mean with LeBron James. Yeah, I can separate that. Yeah? I mean, I can accept that he is a unbelievably talented athlete. That's right. He also has one of the biggest egos I've ever seen in my entire life.

Man. That sometimes gets in the way of the good, he's trying to, accomplish along the way that I think is distorting his image a little bit, but ultimately at the end of this, everyone's going to respect what he's done. How do you feel about the Lakers coach, though? Who is it? I think, isn't it Folley, Foles or some shit like that? I thought it was LeBron.

Well, if that's the case, then they are all right. Because you just mentioned those players that he just brought over to the team. They won, though. They got a ring. They were supposed to have a parade. What's the record this year? We're talking about when they won. I just brought it when they won.

Oh, two years ago in the bubble when it didn't count when it wasn't here with no fans and no pressure. So, oh, my gosh. Is that what you're talking about? Because that's an aster. Right? When everyone has those jackets walking around, that one's got a little asterisk next to it, right? You are cold. With a little bubble around it.

You are cold. So wait. You think because they didn't have no pressure and pressure. fans and hecklers in the crowd and no pressure on them you feel i'm saying they just breathed by and just beat everybody like that yes maybe what if they were sick but they were also they're also living in conditions that were completely new to everybody everyone was off their game right so you're not getting the players at their best i remember that it was like they were staying like in dorms and shit they were staying in like these disney hotels but like literally in a bubble and they were sneaking people

Remember they were sneaking people in the hotel? Yeah, I didn't see that. Hold on, who got caught? Didn't Louis Williams get, didn't he sneak out and go get some chickens? Yeah, some chicken wings at the strip club or something? Yeah, but he had like an exemption. Oh, my God, why don't I remember the story? He had an exemption.

He was allowed to go to a funeral. Oh, my gosh. But on the way back from the funeral, he stopped at the strip cloak for chicken wings. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, and that's what got him in trouble. So you used your family to go out to see some tities. No, I think he went out for the wings. I think he legitimately wanted the wings and was on his way back. Come on, bro.

Come on, bro. Come on, bro. We can't be out here in these streets messing up our opportunities to change our families live. He already did it. He's a vet. But at the end of the day, you still are a hero to some kids. You feel what I'm saying? You can't be out here.

My auntie passed away. I need two weeks off. I can't play these next two games. And then they catch you in the show. strip club with a fire bird chicken wing what is it what's my favorite one sweet heat

he was in the club VIP section with the firebird sweet heat with tithes in his face I'm not with that because Lord knows if I had the opportunity to be playing in the bubble I ain't worried about no tities

but I love tities but I wouldn't be worried about no tities though Again, I think he was more concerned with the chicken. Them sweetheets do bus. I think it was lemon pepper, but yeah. Oh, my gosh. He's just like Rick Ross, man. What's up with the lemon peppers, man?

I don't know. Okay. Okay. Los Angeles Clippers, though. Who? Right. So Paul George, man, come on down over here, man. Let's talk about it, man.

I want to talk to you about some shit. Pat Bev, you my homeboy. I think I want to get you on here, too. so we could talk about how horrible the Clippers was because I think you will really like tell the truth. Paul George, I need you to come down here and chop some game, you feel what I'm saying? Because I want to know why the goddamn ticket so low.

You know what I'm saying? But when y'all play the Lakers, they sky high. Hmm. I think it's because it's the Lakers game. I was going to say, no, I was going to say we're going to get more depth into it. Is it because of the GM that's over there that you said? Mm.

Mm. Mm. Mm. Right now, if we was to try to buy a Laker ticket to be through the roof, right? We try to buy a clipper ticket it's for the low. It's like car wash money.

We try to buy a fucking... How much is car wash money? Well, me, I'm on the low, so I'll go get the one that's like $7.99. I don't get the $5 one no more. You can't know to a clipper game for $8? For sure. Shut up. No parking included. Oh. Okay.

Sorry to sound like this Clippers, but y'all know y'all asked. I might be a Clippers fan. I might go. Like such a good game to go right now? What? All you do is go see who you really like and go watch and play the Clippers, bro. That's all you got to do. The ticket is about $24.

That's what I did as soon as I got out here. I went and saw when the Kings were playing. I went and saw all the teams I liked us. I saw when the Bruins came out here. I saw when the Oilers came out here. Wow. Yeah. The Oilers.

That's dope. I haven't heard. heard that in a long time. Since Wayne Gretzky, way back in the day? Wayne Gretzky! Just saying, bro. I'm just saying, I'm just saying. That's the jersey I want to get, too.

Man, I never been to a hockey game. All right. We're going to vlog that. Let's go. But show, hey, Josh. I'm taking you to your first hockey game. Hell yeah. Let's go.

I am with, I never been to a hockey game. That'd be joke. I'll be fucking cold as hell in there, though. I just thought about that. We'll get you like a big parka, maybe like a... Cool. I don't know. I don't even know what a parka is.

What is that? It's just a big ass jacket. Oh, okay. And then we'll get you another jacket. Cool, because I'm wearing my hoodie. I was about to say I'm going to wear my hoodie. Show. Maybe a couple jackets.

Cool. Some mittens. Back to these weak-ass clippers, man. Earmuffs. I'm in love with earmuffs. Hand warmers. Come on, man. See?

You was close to not... Do you know what hand warmers are? Yes. These little heat things. You look homeless when you use those. Yeah, but they were warm. Yeah, man. Listen.

I don't know about it. You ever been to a Dodger game? No. Best glizzy dogs ever. Pause. What? I called it before you did that. Because they come wrapped with bacon, bell peppers.

You feel, oh my. What the fuck? That's not a hot dog. Why? It's a Dodger dog. Of course it's not a hot dog. It's a Dodger dog. That's the difference.

Mayo. You know what I'm saying? It is crazy. Like, people go to the Dodger game for the Dodger dogs. I know I do for show. I like the blue. You know what I'm saying? You ever have a Fenway Frank?

What? Finway. What is that, man? What do you mean? You never have a Friendway Frank before? You never been to Boston? No, I haven't. I have, but I was...

You go to Fenway Park? No. Wait. That's where the Red Sox play. Okay. Oh, I was about to say. I was going to see how long this one takes to connect the dots. I was about to say, wait, wait, wait, a Fenwood.

No, I would like to try one, though. No, no problem. It's just a regular, big-ass-clizzy. Pause, pause. I'm never mind. I don't even want to go there no more. Finway, I'll pass. Hit it.

No, hit that shit. I'm not going to hit it. I don't like me anymore. Oh, I was right. I was going to hit it. You pick the right one. A shout-out to the homie Carl, Lamar, because... Hey, shout-out, Carl.

Because his hat was, like, given to the Dodgers when they actually won, and they were supposed to be wearing it. And I see he's been going hard with the hat game. Dee Wade has been wearing his hats. Anthony Davis has been wearing his hats. And it's just, like, it's good to see and know people that's, like, in the sports field that what we're doing, you feel me? It's connected and respected, man.

So shout out to you, bro. Please send us some more hats. so we could pass them out to these players when they pull up. Exactly. Together we rise, man. Also, anyone who has a jersey plug, send them in PO Box in description. We'd be looking for jerseys right now. Oh, and gang.

Make sure they ain't no bullshit, because I ain't wearing no bullshit. Straight on. I'm going to go pay a buck 50 for a throwback. You know what I'm saying? I'll make sure it was fire. So, Josh. Ski. What did you think about the Ricky Williams interview I did?

All right. I've watched and done probably, I don't know, a thousand interviews or podcasts at this point, a lot. That was one of my Mount Rushmore's. That was like one of my top five because Ricky Williams was somebody that I looked up to as a kid. I remember watching his highlights on ESPN when he was in college. I following him being the number one draft pick, hating him, you know, following when he was on the Saints and like loving him, hating when he was on the Dolphins and played against the Patriots. but like still loving and watching him play.

I've heard him do probably like five or six podcasts. So I've heard him talk about his career. And, you know, that's one of the things I told you when you did this podcast was, hey, he's answered a lot of questions of just about who he is and what, like, find something unique. And I, you did everything you could have. Literally, my only critique is I wanted another hour of it. Oh, me. And that was not you. That was just Ricky being on a limited schedule.

But, man, you killed it. I was a huge fan. You asked him some great questions. You were completely natural doing this, too, which I was like... I appreciate that, man. Hey, you earned that, man. You have been grinding your shirt. I don't know, everyone here, go check out Ski TV, but Skibe on the other side of this room,

just been trying to do this shit for a minute. You know, with his... He did, he did, like, a sports take. He just sit on the green screen and do his thing. He was doing it with an iPhone, and I said, hey, you need to stop. doing that and at least have a microphone so people can hear you. But he's been putting in the time and he's been grinding and like I was so like proud and happy to see you doing such a good interview here.

Yeah. With someone who was so dope and opened up. Like I love it. It was one of my favorite interviews on the jumper. Thank you so much. First and foremost for the opportunity because when I brought it up to you, you was like, just just film it. That's all you told me.

You didn't want to give me. You didn't want to put too much on it. You was like, bro, just film it. get the person through the door, feel me. After that, that's when we'll talk about everything else. So that was all that was on my mind, man. So thank y'all. Thank you, No Jumper.

Thank you, Adam 22, man. I appreciate this opportunity. Thank you for real, for real, my little brother, A.D., because without you, bro, you wouldn't have brought me around the crew like this. And now this is a hood, and I'm going to protect it. You feel me? Anything that come through the dough, I'm right here front line. You got to come through the motherfucking nose guard.

Remember that. So, yeah, man. And I'm going to speak on that interview too a little bit. Yeah, what did you think of it? Super excited. I anticipated that. I was just like, I was like, you know what I mean? On the edge of my seat because it's like, bro, this is Ricky Williams, bro.

He wore a visor to protect his, you know what I mean, his demeanor and identity. And it's just like I'm watching interviews of him growing up where the interview was about four seconds, two seconds, because he didn't even want to do that type of shit. so for him to sit across like the table with me and it's like did you what of course you've seen it but the first question I asked him

tell me how it was growing up in San Diego well how long you've been knowing me that right there in an interview it could have went way the whole opposite way we did not want that shit to go it could have took a big turn

but me I'm like you know what be you yeah since whoopty woo Swo-to-woo's his whoop-ty-woo's his woo-ty. Bro, it's about making somebody comfortable, bro. And I notice that I sit here, like you said, I sit here and watch Adam every day. I sit here and watch T-Rail.

Every day. I sit here and watch Duno. Every day. I see here and watch my brother. Every day. I watch house phone. Every day. Watch you.

Every day. Borsanova, Kelvin, T-Py, Bill, Jason, Laura, Gina, every day. And it's like, what can you do? You get what I'm saying? Yuri, Riley, what can you do, ski besides protect it? You feel what I'm saying? So it's like, you know what? I'm more than just somebody that could sit here and protect everybody.

And it made me feel like that. You feel I'm saying? So it was like, fuck that. It was this validation that like you do belong here doing your shit. Straight up. It's like, I don't, yeah, bro. And it's like, man, that's why when y'all gave me the opportunity to do ski TV here, what?

I'm here. Also getting a roll of one for Ricky. That was like a, this weird, like, achievement as well. Speaking of, let me... Come on, let's roll it up. Smoke it. Let's ski. What's the deal?

Ricky Williams, starting off with a banger. Who do you want to see come on this show? Oh. Maybe not specific names. Like, you have... I think the list could be out there, but we'll get there someday. But, like, I don't know. I don't know.

It'd be dope to have some athletes on here, pro athletes. Ricky. With us smoking as much as we do, it might get, I'd get a little hard with current athletes. We're going to have to be on our best behavior with that. Right. But mixed martial art athletes, MMA fighters, boxers.

I think we should, you know, there's a lot of people. I think it would be really interesting to talk to. Billy Fresh, UFC, man. Come on down, bro. Met you in Florida, Pensacola. The time is now. I think the audience wants to hear from these guys. Hell yeah. I want to hear how

they could just get like pounded in the ear all day and then your ear just swell up like that like I want to know if they wear air muffs. Yeah, do you ever see their ears? That shit looks crazy. That cauliflower year shit. Thank you, Kev. That shit looks crazy, bro.

It looks uncomfortable. Looks like you got stung by like 50 bees. Like, bro, it just looks hell of weird. It looks like your ears always ringing. Like, for real. It looks like your ears always ringing. Like, for real. It looked like somebody like all in the like I feel like I have to shout to their other side Then come on all right this is to change the subject for them

Niggas trying to come up here beat niggas up I'm about to beat one we're gonna get our fucking ears Beak one of you niggas up bro straight up beat you niggas up y'all niggas is human just like me What let me train niggins beat your ass Let's go triple skis shit Oh man Shout out to big chief. Shout out big chief. You feel I mean?

They've been holding a block down with the big chief. You feel me? They got the Mac and Chief. Chief Responsibly, kids. Hey, so. Growing up in Boston, who was your favorite? We're not Boston, but Hasbrook Town? And you being a Boston fan?

Yep. How was it seeing Bird? So, I'm not as old as Adam. What? Larry Bird was like Larry Bird was like late 80s early 90s and that's like I'm aware of him

I don't think I started like watching basketball until after he had retired so like Antoine Walker was like the dude I was watching Paul Pierce like young Paul Pierce those were the Celtics I was watching but like

there's a lot Boston was a title town for a minute man I'm paying my game around Antoine Walker at one point of my life, bro. You just saying that? I hope. A lot of my friends are just like on the court and not like his gambling

because he lost all of his money. He had baddies though. Yeah, he had some baddies. Antoine Walker with three high socks. Ooh. He was a big deal in my career and the way I played ball. I know a lot.

A show for show. So, it was ball your number one sport? Basketball? Yeah. It was always basketball. It was never going to be. football. It was never going to be baseball. It was never going to be anything else. No, it was

basketball. It was just like I played baseball as a kid. It was just boring. Like, it was just like, you couldn't really show too much of your talents. We was talking about this the other day. Baseball's a boring sport. Like, it's hell of boring, bro. Like, only thing you can show is just like how much you jack off from hitting

the ball over the damn fence or it's just a slow moving game. Like you're still in bases. Like, what are you, a little thief, you fast motherfucker. Like, what is going on here. I feel like baseball becomes more interesting when you get older. It's like a weird old man sport with like the numbers and all of these statistics. But it's a sport that's probably not even going to happen this year because there's currently a lockout.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. There's a work stoppage. So like spring training is supposed to start this week. And right now they have the CBA, the collective bargaining agreement between the players union and the owners. that ran up in December and they haven't had a new one. So without having a new one in place, there's no season. This is why I actually be on this. This is exactly why I asked you to be on this show with me, bro.

Because do you know, I didn't know that? But honestly, that's the problem with baseball. It's so boring that nobody even cares that there's a lockout right now. They're not even going, what? Oh, man. This is the perfect time to get some baseball players in here then. They're chilling. true

whoa all right man my bad you little fast motherfuckers you little jack off boys hitting shit over Barry Bonsca

come on down man let's talk about that shit where is Mark McGuire not in the Hall of Fame but I don't know St. Louis

hmm dude Mark McGuire Sammy Sosa that was like the most fun time we'll be watching baseball. Do you know Sammy Sosa's your complexion?

Bring back all the steroids and let them hit home runs again and baseball will be fixed. Do you know Sammy Sosa's your complexion? At this point, yeah, we pulled up a picture on at the end of the day, maybe last year, blew my mind. You got like that Michael Jackson disease, right? What would make you want to be white if you're black as me? You're smart, bro. You're like, you're one of my smartest friends. I'm also white.

Like, I have so, I have zero. will do you want to do you ever thought of being black i once tanned went to a tanning salon this is why you want best for my wedding because i wanted to not look like a ghost oh yeah wait well i had dreads but i wasn't trying to look black no i i've seen that picture bro you was posted up with a big ass tall tan you was with a tall can you was with a tall can posted on the rocks with Dredds with a bar, Marley Beanie. Like you was really from the block, Josh. Fucks with it, man.

Appreciate it. Dredd, man. Would you grow the Dreds back? Dude, I can't even, like, grow 80% of the hair on my head back, let alone Dreds. Welcome to the ball club. Hey, ball club. You feel I'm saying? Ball guys. You know what I'm saying?

I got a few waves. I ain't going to let them go yet. I ain't going to let him go yet. I'm going to wait probably next year, man. I, yeah. You're not going to get the, you're not get the, I'm 22 hair restoration. I would. I'm down.

Are you going to get dreads if you do that? No. But what's the point? I'll get some Allen Iverson braid. All right, that's all. I had corn roast too. See, what the fuck? Yeah, you might as well, the only thing you was missing was blue chucks.

No, I, there's probably, I'll find some pictures for you at something. We'd grow our hair out for every, hockey season. So by the end of the season it would get like really fucking long. That's crazy, man. Growing your hair because of the seasons and shit, Josh. You never did like locker room shit like that where you all did something

together. Hell no. I was trying to get out the locker room when these niggies. What? I'm out of here. Lies. Never. You guys never played any games in the showers. Fuck you mean. Play games in the showers. What kind of game could you play in the shower? That shit is

there's so many games you could play in the shower. This is a-old right here, man. Come on, bro. Clearly we had two different locker rooms. Hey, y'all funny, man. What y'all was doing, playing hockey with the soap. Don't dress.

See, this is where we was taught. Don't drop the soap. Y'all niggins dropping and playing hockey with the shit. All of me thinking. No, man. No, not yet. My boy Adam would have said, It's a pipe fight.

And you know it. Hey, man, shout out to my boy Adam to me, too, man. Exactly. me, cuck-all. Oh, man. Oh, my gosh, bro. Who was your coach? Just letting y'all just be all free willy and shit like this?

Kind of weird. Well, the coaches wouldn't really hang out in the locker room. They had their own locker rooms. Because think about that. Think about that. It's kind of a little pervy for there to be adults in the room and there's all these kids change. Right playing hockey issue well just in general

Hey, so what about your sports life? So my sports life it was not basketball It was hockey really early a little bit baseball okay my dad was a real seamhead love baseball He never played any sports but baseball was a shit what position did you play pause in baseball? Yes So I originally, when I was playing, I was a catcher. Backcatcher. I mean, you used the backcatcher. I mean, when I play baseball, they said you're the backcatcher. No, a backcatcher sounds like a made-up position they gave you to play.

A catcher is the person who stands behind the fucking batter. Right. Yeah. All right. All right. I mean, backcatcher. Has Browntown Compton. I'm just saying.

Maybe. It got to be. Were you a back catcher or a back-tatcher? or a back scratcher. Neither one of those. I was the pitcher. The nigga throwing the ball. But first I was in the fucking field,

out in the outfield. So I was a catcher, and I liked being catcher because baseball is so boring, it at least involved you in every pitch. Yeah. Like that kept me a little bit more. But then they realized I was kind of fast.

So they moved me to like second base. So I didn't have that strong of an arm. That's where the thieves be at, around second base and the shortstop. Quick guys. Yeah. A little fass motherfuckers But I only played baseball for a couple of years

It was really just hockey, hockey, hockey And then I found out about lacrosse Which was Pretty much hockey On grass I'm gonna teach you how to play lacrosse That is something I think you'd love Is it like contact?

It's the most physical sport there is Let's go You're allowed to carry a six foot Metal rod And hit people with it Oh, it's over. My type of sport. I mean, let's go.

My type of fucking sport. Especially now as a growing-ass man, for sure. Yeah, we can teach a little ski lacrosse. I'm cool on him learning that. He's going to grow up with attitude playing that shit. You think so? I know so. I'm going to tell you right now, you get him playing lacrosse.

He's going to get D1s. He's going to, like. Little ski going to be six, eight. Exactly. 320, boating shit over on the lacrosse. I'm going to tell him where number one, too. tell me where number nine that's right

all right ski what you got Mike Tyson Mike Tyson Mike Tyson would you how much would you step in the ring

with Mike Tyson for how much would it take how much money would it take for one round family to be financially stable for the rest of my life and my kids

and their kids How many millions is that? Because you know why? I will be dead. I will have zero things to be able to contribute after one round with Mike Tyson that the money has to be whatever, whatever money I might make in my lifetime or could have made in my lifetime, times in whatever.

Bro, because I'm dead. You stand a chance. No. Yes, you do. To not die. Bro, you stand a chance, too, because you know what's going to happen? we're going to throw two punches and I'm going to let one connect

man down man down all you're going to see is this and I'm going to be asking where my bag at where my bag at man where is my bag at um there on come on man

come on man you know what a lighter is always near when ski is here we got this rolled okay it's gonna be a celebratory for our first episode in the bag. Okay.

Tell the people what they have to look forward to next. Guess what? What? Cassim Osgood. Levyon Bell. We're going to end it like that. No jumpers sports. Big ski.

Josh. Add no jumper. Let's go. Ski!