No Jumper - Orlando Brown on Meek Mill & Diddy, Usher AKA Gusher, Being Piru & More

Episode Date: March 28, 2024

Orlando Brown talks about Adam and Lena viral episode, Raven-Symoné, TMZ, Meek Mill, Diddy, Nicki, Omarion, Playboi Carti wearing a dress, and more. ----- 0:00 - Intro 0:13 - Orlando starts off with ...asking Adam why he let everybody f his wife 1:12 - Adam says him and Orlando have spent only 2 hrs together ever 1:28 - Orlando says people look at Adam like he’s his bro and expect him to answer for Adam 2:25 - Orlando says he never expected Adam to agree with Lena doing scene, Orlando thanks Adam for helping him out with a interview when he was down, says the interview helped him 4:50 - Orlando says he’s didn’t watch Lena’s scene Rebecca says she feels like Orlando definitely watched it 5:43 - Orlando says he’s been in the public eye since 5, says before there was a Usher, Teyanna Taylor, Bow wow, Ciara, and Katt Williams there was an Orlando Brown 7:13 - Orlando says his birthday is 12/4/87, he has the same Birthday as Jay Z, Orlando says it’s the same birthday as her and points to Rebecca, she says “Me?” Orlando says “Jay-z” 7:30 - Orlando says Rebecca is Jay-Z the same way Adam is Miley Cyrus and sings “I came in like a wrecking ball”, Orlando says Rebecca looks like Jay Z because of her top row of teeth 9:48 - Orlando says it’s our prerogative and that’s the move we have to make in our lives, if you want to work out, get your a** up, says things have to go back to being simple 10:05 - Orlando says the last time Adam seen him he was in a different place, says it’s time to grow, says he wasn’t illuminated in certain areas in life 11:09 - Orlando says people should know that you should stop doing what doesn’t work for you as soon as possible, and that’s how you level up in life, says he just had a daughter, his family and life is happy 14:10 - Orlando calls Raven Symone a b*tch and speaks on Miley 24:18 - Orlando swears that he got on a song with Crip Mac 26:55 - Orlando says he met Diddy and he’s one of his best friends 27:40 - Orlando says he didn’t take money from Diddy to not talk about him 29:20 - Rebecca ask Orlando about Nickelodeon Tv Kids documentary 31:07 - Orlando says he’d do another Disney show, says he’s been getting calls to do things and Rayven is pissed, says he just wrapped up recording his album, and photoshoot for the album roll out 33:52 - Orlando says Rick Ross is g*y 34:50 - Orlando ask why Wack100 isn’t he there for the interview 42:17 - Orlando says he banged on Raz B because he was drunk 45:05 - Orlando says he’s not allowed to get into who he’s connected to in the streets 47:10 - Orlando says if he was single Rebecca wouldn’t be his cup of tea 49:27 - Orlando says he doesn’t like how Usher slipped while wearing skates 50:17 - Rebecca ask Orlando what he thinks about Ryan Garcia’s viral rants 53:35 - Orlando Brown says MC Hammer runs the entire music industry, says that’s his uncle 55:45 - Orlando comments on Sexxy Red, says Nicki Minaj would talk sh** but would have a record to back it up 56:48 - Orlando says “im sure Nicki Minaj wanted to keep her regular nose before she went Barbie and made a million dollars”, Orlando imitates Nicki 1:03:00 - Orlando says he heard about Playboi Carti wearing a thong, Rebecca says she wants to know where do the balls go, Orlando refuses to look at Playboi Carti in a thong 1:04:17 - Orlando says wearing a dress in Major pain wasn’t Co opted by Hollywood Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Starting point is 00:00:00 My guy. How are you? Hi, what's up? You smell good. Thank you. What's up? See, the Riz begins. The Rizs begin.
Starting point is 00:00:09 All right, so what's up? How you doing, man? I'm great. What's that with you? Nice to see you. It's been a while. I'm ready to see you. It's been a great while.
Starting point is 00:00:18 Why you later about your wife, bro? If all that did happen, we could talk about that, but. No, why did you do that? Oh, you want, like now. Why did you do that? Um, you know, we do. so sometimes you got to push the limits but that's like really weird and then like for me to know you and then like to come like because you know I'm married you feel me so like are you
Starting point is 00:00:40 stand up to stand up for like bros that are married and then I see my bro with his dick out are we bros I was like I did your show wait when was my I don't know this is out but I mean aren't you talking about but like that was weird and I'm like dude like what the fuck are you you doing, bro. And I did you, and I got, like, all these people, like, yo, y'all, hit me. I'm like, I don't know what the fuck he's doing with his wife. So we've spent... That was not fair, Adam.
Starting point is 00:01:14 We spent two hours of your life together. Great. So before I did the camp shit... But the fact that I do my cam... Kevin, my little Versacee shot off of my... It's show and all this shit now. What's your cams? It's like, you know, the Camp Capone.
Starting point is 00:01:28 for reviews. No, it's cool. So it's like, dude, like you were in the lead of that. Now it's like, I got to deal with the only reason that you should not is because you let people fuck your wife. Like, that's not cool. So I got to get that out of my
Starting point is 00:01:44 system because I get my DM up. That's like, that sucks. And they look at me like, yo man, that's your bro. And I'm like, yeah, what do you want me to do about that? I feel like anyone hits me up acting like it's my business when you're walking around town with your luggage.
Starting point is 00:02:01 Right, bro! Right! But it ain't got that to do with me, though. But why don't fuck you in my beat? So, yeah, bro, that's the only shit I can say in my because I don't fuck with that shit. I'm not into that. You wouldn't get cucked. No, bro, it's not that. I just don't f*** what you being a good person like you are. And then I would never, like me, I would never expect. I mean, that's what you do in your personal life is cool. but to be the person that you are to me, which is a very cool person
Starting point is 00:02:31 if you have taste class, I was like, wait, he did what? Right. And so that kind of fucked me up because I know what kind of person you are. And then you helped me out when I was gonna f*** up note in my life
Starting point is 00:02:43 and no one believed that I was a cool person. The interview helps with that? Dude, you let me come on your fucking show. You let me rock it out. Talk about a little shit. Yeah. And it helped me out. Definitely helped me out.
Starting point is 00:02:58 So that's good to know. Well, that's why it was kind of important to me to start off there and I had to get off my chest. Because I know that you're not that person. And it's like, what the f***? I feel like to you, given that you've grown up around like the Hollywood Illuminati, that people having sex with each other's spouses probably shouldn't even hit the register. There you go. That's why I'm like.
Starting point is 00:03:22 This is normal shit to you, right? It is. But dude, you're one of us. Why would the fuck you? And by us, you mean? Us. And then that just disturbed me. That was all.
Starting point is 00:03:34 All I read on us. Because you know I've been trying to get invited to the cookout. There's an elite people that are smart and then there's an elite people that are not. See what I'm saying? So you still be elite and don't be smart. You're like smarter than that. So I'm smart and elite. Well, when I did a jumper, when you see the no jumper sign, bro, you have to realize like some people look at it as
Starting point is 00:03:56 a way to come and, you know, get away from what people say they, you know, when they say, they want to make it. We don't even have a sign. We have the Quran and we have a cereal called whoops. That's cool. But what I'm saying is like the football, I mean, the basketball with the no jumper, like when I, that's what I'm saying. We should have that up here.
Starting point is 00:04:13 But people, yeah, but people game. Yeah, but people came. My thing is, it's more like when people understood when I sat down, it was more like, all right, cool, bro. Like, they respect you as the big homie. So regardless of what you've done, we've all made mistakes. You know what I mean? You'll be the big homie and still let someone
Starting point is 00:04:27 your wife on camera. Well, that's cool, but I just did want to see that that's all. Not in my, not in my lifetime. What I want to see my big brother's wife get. That's what I'm saying. It kind of feels like it's not really like your business. It is, but that's the issue.
Starting point is 00:04:46 But he put it out there, blood. On social media and stuff, yeah. And that's what I'm saying. So that's what I mean. And so some moves, it's what I said. We all make mistakes. Did you watch it? No.
Starting point is 00:04:56 but but but but but but for them to know that I rock with him on a point to where he helped me going up and then they're trying to there it's all the getting said and all this is like I don't know I feel like you watched it no the way you said it no you saw her biting the sheets no it wasn't it wasn't that at all my main thing is it was more like I just really respect you and I don't know but you're smarter than that that's smarter than that but it seems like a conscious choice on my part, right? I mean, you could do whatever you want. Like it's a preference. Like you said, in your own behind closed doors. Like, if
Starting point is 00:05:30 I found out that last night you were slurping on some dudes, I mean, would I feel a little bit of weirdness about knowing that you were getting down like that? I guess maybe, but like, at the end of the day, what you want to do is what you want to do. The difference between me and that
Starting point is 00:05:48 situation is, I've been in the public eyes since five and, you know, before there was an Usher, there was an Orlando Brown, before there was a Tiana Taylor, there was an Orlando Brown. You're a legend. No denying that. Before there was a bow wow, there was an Orlando Brown, before there was a Sierra, there was an Orlando Brown.
Starting point is 00:06:07 Before there was a Cat Williams, there was an Orlando Brown. There's me. So, they know me. Big facts. They know I wouldn't be sucking no dick. So my main thing is at the end of the day, is like I said, I said that it's dead. Deg.
Starting point is 00:06:18 Deg. Not the deck. I mean, you said it in like the gayest way possible. No, no. But my main thing is, is at the end of the day, like, I respect you, brother. And your decisions are your decisions. It's great, but just don't put me in that position again. I got to be answering questions that I don't even know.
Starting point is 00:06:33 Like, it's not my business. I can't control what people DM you. Well, I can't control your. They don't. Do you want to? You know what I mean? You get older by the base. Like, you know what I mean?
Starting point is 00:06:46 It's your prerogative. But, bro, like, you know what I'm saying? Like, just know that the people that you interview. They do have substance. Right. You know what I mean? And that's all I'm saying, bro. Like, it's not like I'm just trying to direct you.
Starting point is 00:06:58 Do you what, do you what I'm saying? Like, just, I respect you still. And I'm going to always respect you. I just don't want you to be doing that. Will you do me the honor of having sex with my wife's fleshlight? Hell no. I love my wife. It's just a piece of rubber.
Starting point is 00:07:12 It's not a daughter. It's a rubber. No. It's not really her. When's your birthday? It's a mold. When's your birthday? It's a 12-487, the same birthday as Jay-Z.
Starting point is 00:07:21 So that's your, oh, he's a sad story. Literally the same? Yes, the same birthday as her. Me? Jay-Z. So my main thing. What? How was she, Jay-Z?
Starting point is 00:07:33 So my main thing is that. Explain that. Explain that. Exactly you're in Milie, Cyrus. I don't know, Miley. Look at the front teeth. Look at the grill. You know what I'm saying?
Starting point is 00:07:42 I came in like a row. How am I, J-Z? Because, you know what I mean? It's just, it's always this the top grill. all your top It doesn't mean that it's bad But you could pay She has nice teeth
Starting point is 00:08:00 I do I didn't say that it was bad But Jay-Z kind of has like the camel teeth thing Going let's be real What's what I say? That's what I say I'm not saying About jigas teeth now
Starting point is 00:08:10 People always say it looks like a camel Like he's even wrapped about it He's gonna bug his teeth No man I'm just saying like you That's what I think of when you say Jay Z's teeth No man you know
Starting point is 00:08:18 It's very recognizable The mouth part The mouth. He has a recognizable mouth. Yeah, and so does Miley, is all I'm saying. Does she? Mm-hmm. They'll rewind this shit, start to look, and I promise all the memes.
Starting point is 00:08:34 He said no jumper looks like Miley Cyrus, and you look like Jay-Z. I don't look like Jay-Z. What do you look like with the slanted flat-top? Is the flat-top back? Oh, well, it's our prerogative. The whole entire world, not just mine. It's our prerogative. Yeah, whatever we want.
Starting point is 00:08:52 Yeah, whatever we want. whatever we need, we got it. But was there like a conversation amongst? The Luminati? Oh, no, no. I mean, like, there's you guys all. I'm just saying, like, there's only one race that could really have the flat top, and I'm seeing a lot of flat tops.
Starting point is 00:09:06 I'm just wondering, was there any kind of coordination? There wasn't any illuminatic meeting, no. No. There was not a board meeting about my hair. If there was, I want to be in one of those. There was definitely no board meeting about my hair. Okay. I definitely can vouch for that.
Starting point is 00:09:32 You were just feeling, let's go slanted flat top. Well, I feel like this is the world of us. Not so flat top. Well, there you go. Yeah. And so slant top. Slant top. It makes sense to me.
Starting point is 00:09:45 I can dig it. You're bringing it back. Well, no, we're bringing it back. It's our prerogative. It's our prerogative. It's our prerogative, yeah. You know what I'm saying? And that's the move that we have to make
Starting point is 00:09:56 with our life, with our choices. I'm saying, you want to work out? It's your prerogative. Get your ass up. Stop. You know what I mean? Like, it's just, everything has to just go back to being simple.
Starting point is 00:10:06 And because the last time you saw me, it was a different situation where, like, my mind wasn't, uh, um, uh, ready to accept certain things emotionally, spiritually,
Starting point is 00:10:16 uh, physically I wasn't ready. But it's just a time to, to grow in, in every aspect in every single way. You think the prior version of you was kind of, immature? I just wasn't, I wasn't illuminated on certain areas in life.
Starting point is 00:10:33 And I think what makes me better in life is that I would like to learn from all my mistakes continuously by keeping the gift of life and sharing what those experiences have done for me. The title on the last one, which, by the way, was 2022 April, so just about two years ago, Orlando Brown on quitting meth, Raven Simone, Nick Cannon, Dr. Phil, and more. So that's just the title to give the people a little taste of what we might have talking about. And it's fun to know that the best thing for people to do is to stop doing what doesn't work
Starting point is 00:11:15 for them as fast as possible. And that's how you get to be able to level up in life. And that's what it is. People don't want to hear that part of me. But that's basically where I'm at in life. I just had a beautiful daughter. My wife is happy. My family's happy.
Starting point is 00:11:32 My mom is happy. My dad is happy. And that's where I just go, I'm going to keep it that way. Does your daughter get to see a different version of you? Yeah. The version we see is pretty erratic. Yeah. Well, it's not the erratic version.
Starting point is 00:11:47 There's two different versions. You have the internet version and you have the television Orlando. So the television Orlando is definitely where I'm at. in life. It's, you know, you do all this shit. Get paid.
Starting point is 00:11:59 Is it in frame? Uh, you, you, you do all this shit. Just wanted to check. Uh, you get paid,
Starting point is 00:12:05 uh, whatever, whatever, whatever. You know what I mean? And, uh, it's great.
Starting point is 00:12:09 But from there, you move on to being a, being a grown man and knowing, like, yo man, you can't lose this chance and, and then you know, you help certain people,
Starting point is 00:12:18 do what you got to do. But you still have to make sure you take care of your family. And that's what I think that a lot of people don't do. do today as as men they don't they don't put effort into taking care of their family they don't put effort into taking care of what matters first and and that's where i'm at in life it's just it's two different orlando's you know i was that when i was um you know family matters and jamie fox show all that that was that was that was no choice my mom was in control of the money all of that all you did was make moves based off of you knowing that you had to go to the set now i'm going to the set again
Starting point is 00:12:52 And I'm actually realizing it's just me on set. And there's nobody but my family to take care of and not just me. So I can't just go into the club and party and play games with these mob people. They have to treat me as such. And I'm going to treat them as such. And that's what's been going well for me. You get paid by the club? Yeah, club, uh, uh, club interview, all that.
Starting point is 00:13:15 What do they want you to do? Turn up. Some people just like me to come and joke around on the mic and say the various stuff that they here on interviews. You got to go do a Cam Capone interview in the club? Not necessarily. Do your greatest hits?
Starting point is 00:13:30 Oh, no, no, no. It's fun to interact with the people, bro. And like, you know, you can't find Drake walking on the side of the 290. You can't find Little Wayne. You know, and they're not going to hop in your car.
Starting point is 00:13:47 What were you doing, walking in the middle? I was going to get a vape. Yeah, you know, it was right down the street from my suite. Is it a vape a code word? You know what I mean? No, no, it's not a code word. No, it's not a code word.
Starting point is 00:14:02 But, you know, it's, they will make it seem like it's wrong for me to walk down the street because they can't walk down the street. Same thing when you hear, like, I was doing karaoke, and the shade room posts, I performed the Dats O'Raven song. It's like, I understand my fan base. Come on, dude, I was having karaoke with family and friends. Like, what are you? Did you sing it?
Starting point is 00:14:28 Like, no, I had fun doing karaoke. And somebody's like, yo, will you do this? And I'm like, yeah, I'll do it. You know what I mean? Like, but because she's a, that doesn't mean that I don't. Yeah, that doesn't mean that I can't see this song. Raven is a bitch. The bitch, have you heard me or seen me stand next to the bitch or talk to the bitch?
Starting point is 00:14:48 It feels like she kind of exed you out at a certain point, right? It's not about. Is that how Hollywood is? If you're not on Orlando Brown's way right about now, bro, and that's the problem. Well, she's got a brand to maintain, and you've said some wild stuff about her, right? Her song is cool, but, like, it has nothing to do. Like, she's not going to be on bad girls. She's not baddies, bro.
Starting point is 00:15:09 Well, that's probably a good thing, right? No, bro, like, it's not about that. I f*** with the people. She don't. She's very Hollywood. It has nothing to do with who's better and who's not, my nigger. Like, I'm with the folks. they're like, where is she?
Starting point is 00:15:25 You feel me? What is she doing? I don't know, my niggins. I don't know what she's doing. So when you take it from like the Shade Room, they ain't posted me do the, what is it? The bad boys, Texas. They didn't post my daughter. But they'll post me doing karaoke and say I'm performing the song for the.
Starting point is 00:15:47 It's like, come on, me, y'all be in petty as f***. You know what I mean? Would you go on a podcast with her and tuck it up? Nah, my nigger, like, I'm Orlando. That's it. Okay. You know what I'm saying? Like, I got my own way popping.
Starting point is 00:16:03 You know what I mean? That's it. You know what I mean? Like... I think you're a little too volatile for her to get involved with. I would love to see it. Let me tell you something. I would watch it.
Starting point is 00:16:11 I don't watch it. I didn't talk to producers that don't want to fuck with her. I didn't talk to people that's offering the Orlando Brown show, bro. Like, so much shit on the table, bro. I'm like, yo, man, you know what I mean? Like, let's make a way. Like, I don't got time for her games, bro. Like, I'm really that dude.
Starting point is 00:16:26 Well, would you say you hold a grudge? No, I don't have a grudge, bro, at all. It's, I know what she's doing. I know what she's been doing personally. She's been doing some fucked up shit. Spill. Period. Nah, man.
Starting point is 00:16:40 A nigga, you only pay me. I charge $5,000. He was only going to give me two. Ask me $10,000 questions and ask me $5,000 questions. I'll give you what you work. So depending on how much you pay for the interview, that determines. Hey, man, you know what I'm saying?
Starting point is 00:16:54 So at the end of the day, like, all I'm telling you is what's Cam Capone pan? Oh, man, you know what I'm I'm telling you is in the day. Like, all I can tell you is at the end of the day, some people just don't know how to respect, you know, the fact that I've been doing more. It has nothing to do what's been going on.
Starting point is 00:17:08 But what are you doing? Well, I mean, I'm not here to argue about that. I'm just here to say. Like, that's not my phone. But just like, what would you consider to be your main, what are your personal? That ain't this interview. And that ain't my boat.
Starting point is 00:17:22 Well, what are your accomplishments of, like, recent years that you would want to hang your hat on? Miley. Miley. I can't do that with you. Not Miley. I just want to know. Miley. I'm going to need you to find me a new name. Before there was a Miley Cyrus, there was Orlando Brown.
Starting point is 00:17:36 So I can't. You know what I mean? But not Jay Z? Exactly. Hey! Okay, now you talk to Timmy. Do you have, like, a religious reason that you can't be sitting closer to her? Because normally people sit more like right here.
Starting point is 00:17:47 Well, well, the best thing for me to do is understand my, my prolific mind, right? Is this a thing for your relationship? It's a prolific thing. You don't want to sit this close to the only fans girl. You, but I got to have respect for my camera. If I sit there, all those cameras go right to the wall, baby. No, but this is kind of putting the mic right in front of your face. No, do you see the camera set up?
Starting point is 00:18:07 Yeah, I got that gone. I can try these on. You can have them if you want to. I don't want to have them. I'll have them. It is. It's not it for you. I feel like I shouldn't go into the sunglass shop and pick out the most.
Starting point is 00:18:21 dickhead. No, you should. That's just not from me. You should actually. You should put them on. No, no, no. I don't want to put him on. No, you know what it is?
Starting point is 00:18:30 Did you ever get your hair line done? I missed you, bro. Did you get your hair done? Bro, you know, I got the Bobby Barth told you. Because you got a killer lineup right now. I appreciate it, man. That shit looks grisky. Yeah, man.
Starting point is 00:18:40 But no, the thing was, man, when they tell me, like, yo, man, you got to do this, this no jumper interview and shit. You know, I think about all the pussy reconnect with an old friend. I've been talking about Jay Z's specifically. We'll see.
Starting point is 00:18:56 Wait, wait, wait, wait. Well, it's... But it's more like, you know... Jay Z's... Yeah, I was telling my wife... Hers or Sean Carter. No, no, no, we were talking about Sean Carler.
Starting point is 00:19:08 Carler? Carter? Carter? That's what you said? Carler. Okay, okay. So, we were talking about Jay Z... And... I'm confused.
Starting point is 00:19:16 The thing about Jay Z pussy is so... It's sweet. it tastes like coconut. But it does have an Afro on it. The only thing, I've never seen such an Afrocentric vagina. It was the most thing.
Starting point is 00:19:31 Afrocentric doesn't just mean that it has an Afro. Okay, well, I knew that, but that, well, it wasn't just solute. How do you know what Jay-Z? Jay-Z, you have 24 hours to respond or else I'm believing this shit. Oh, he's got to respond.
Starting point is 00:19:45 You got to respond, Jay-Z. Solid pussy. Solet. You know what I mean? You ever seen the movie when they, when they, when the real black, black exploitation film,
Starting point is 00:19:56 they're solid. Not, no. You reference like a lot of things that I don't know what they are. Yeah, well, that's,
Starting point is 00:20:04 that's, that's, I'm supposed to be dead for knowing how good his pussy is. I need, I need more, I need more clarity on this. I talked about bow wow's, Baowow had,
Starting point is 00:20:12 you got that bomb pussy. Okay. Shaquillo O'Neil, he got that curry chicken pussy. and he's he got curry chicken guys on paro curry
Starting point is 00:20:28 yeah you got curry chicken pussy Shaquille O'Neill you got that curry chicken that curry chicken pussy and then they'd be like to eat that curry chicken that pussy be tasting like
Starting point is 00:20:46 curry chicken cows on bloods but curry chicken's like Indian food why would a black tooth pussy smell like Different kinds of ethnicity. Why would a man have a vagina? Well, that's on demand. Why did you want to have a vagina? Did you want a million dollars?
Starting point is 00:21:02 Wait, did they take their dicks off and now they have a vagina? That has never to do with me. Okay. I'm not here for that. So you don't actually, you don't involve yourself in the actual surgery. No, no, no, no. Just the people that put their pussies on me is who I can talk about. That's all.
Starting point is 00:21:22 Well, pretty much. But does your girl get bothered by you? getting pussy from all these men? No, she's bothered that they all tried to give me pussy. You can take it. But her only expectation could be of you, not them, right? Well, the only thing that it's fun to know that, like, my friends are my friends. I've been okay with the test that I've been given.
Starting point is 00:21:46 And, you know, people are beautiful in their own way, bro. You know what I'm saying? I make jokes of it in my own way. You know what I mean? But, you know what I mean? Like my peoples are like beautiful. Like I have people that can not only be animals, they can also be human. They can be whatever the fuck they want.
Starting point is 00:22:03 At that point of over $100 million, you tell me what you could be. You know what I'm saying? And if I get close to you and I give you my heart, you know what I'm saying? This is the only way I can express the fact that I know that what I'm saying is a, it's coherent enough to be real for me to be alive. So I'm not making a mockery of it. But I am, I'm acknowledging it. And it's the best way for me to explain the fact that I have people in my life that are from the top that came to humble themselves in the most humbling way.
Starting point is 00:22:32 Never thought that I would be able to identify them. And I'm able to identify them. And that's why it's, it's okay for me to have fun with this thought because certain people were, they went crazy. Certain people explained it the wrong way. Exactly. Because some people are watching this thinking you've gone crazy. Let's just put the elephant out in the room. I'm not going to be Camp Capone.
Starting point is 00:22:52 He never calls you out in your shit. I'm trying to actually get in here. Miley. Miley, you haven't gotten up and going to the bathroom. That's how I know you're the same fucking person. Okay, Miley, I can't do this with you. 28 minutes. I came in like a wrecking ball.
Starting point is 00:23:07 I feel like he's going to be telling people you have a vagina soon. He's Miley Cyrus. Let me read to you a... He's never going to fucking admit the fact that he's Miley. He's on his downtime right now. No one sees him walking up Hollywood Boulevard. He's too tall to be Miley. No, actually, she's pretty tall.
Starting point is 00:23:22 pretty fucking tall. This is a clip title that ran on Campicvon. Orlando Brown. Adam 22 has effed everyone he's interviewed except me. Dude, yeah. What about her? I have not had the pleasure of getting in her guts. I would not know that, Miley.
Starting point is 00:23:38 But I'm just telling you. She'll confirm it. Have we had texts? Why the fuck would I not call him Miley? He's fucking awesome. So if I die tomorrow and don't get the opportunity to say this shit. What the fuck, bro? What are you getting?
Starting point is 00:23:57 Out of Miley? She has a great voice. Where's the Miley? I'm a new fan. You can't sing? Give me a note. Yeah, not terrible. No, I don't. I can't say. I've never sung. I don't know why I chose that note. I don't even know what a note is. I could, but you only paid me $2,000. No, you were scared to get on a track with Crimp Act.
Starting point is 00:24:17 He was scared to get on a song with Crickm because he was going to wash you. I got on the song. song, bro. Yes, I did. I got the song. I'm going to look for it. Bro, it's not out. I got the song. I'll send it to your email. I got the freaking song, bro. What was it like?
Starting point is 00:24:34 What did you do? You did the hook? No, no, no, no. I definitely did the verse. It was cool. I want to hear it. I can't let you hear it. I don't fucking remember it. Excuse me. I'm so sorry, I was rude. He went to, I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. He, but he danged your way. I'm sorry.
Starting point is 00:24:51 That was rude. It's okay. But he went to jail right when I did this song. He went to jail. So now, it's not out? Is it out? No. But I told him right before he went to do the video and all that stuff. And I was like, dude, like, you're on parole.
Starting point is 00:25:05 He can't leave. And I was like, dude, at the time I was in Texas and he couldn't leave, he couldn't leave L.A. So I was like, dude, we can't do anything. So you get up parole. And then right after that, he went to jail. But the song's definitely done, though. Is it far? We need to hear it.
Starting point is 00:25:20 It's dope. I wanted to do the video. We gotta leak it. He was on pro. I really hope that when he gets out, he'll let me, like, hire somebody to write his raps. Because they are unhinged, to say the least. Do you like his raps or what?
Starting point is 00:25:34 I like what he's saying, but the structure of it oftentimes is very not structured. It's just him sort of just yelling, whatever comes to mind. That has a certain charm. But I feel like he could go further as a rap. As a rapper, he can do better. Yeah. Okay. I'm not mad at that.
Starting point is 00:25:57 I thought that the song was loud. It was a lot, 55th Street. Yeah, I did the, I did the song. I liked it. As far as the vibe of me saying, hey, bro, send me something over and we'll get to work. You know what I'm saying? And we got to work. And it was amazing.
Starting point is 00:26:16 You wrote your own shit? Of course. Or it was right off the dome. I read all my own shit. You didn't think about giving him the Diddy treatment? No. What's the Diddy treatment? Well, yeah, what is that?
Starting point is 00:26:27 He's a heterosexual. I'll have you know. What is that, though? What is the Diddy treatment exactly? Crip Mac has made one thing abundantly clear to me. No gay shit. Okay. So what is the, what is the treatment that we're asking you of such, sir?
Starting point is 00:26:43 Gay shit. Oh, gay shit? Is that what you're saying? Yeah. Yeah. Oh, okay. I was like, what the fuck? All right, cool, great.
Starting point is 00:26:56 Have you met Diddy? Yeah. Uh-oh. What was that look? What happened? They party partied. Explain. He's a cool friend of mine.
Starting point is 00:27:04 I love him. It's nothing else to say about Diddy. Does he have a vagina? Come on, man. I'm asking. I just want to know. Jay-D's got a vagina. He definitely has a vagina, for sure.
Starting point is 00:27:15 Everybody knows I love Diddy, man. Oh, you ain't going to say it. Diddy's like, you better not talk about money. No, it's not even that. It's not even not. Have you been threatened? And I ain't never got nothing to do with that. Everybody tried to come at Diddy.
Starting point is 00:27:31 Everybody tried to come at Diddy. Why I'm going to make it harder for my man's. Yo, I love my man. But when I interviewed Aubrey O'Day, she told me that basically like Diddy's team was offering her money not to do the interview. No. Have you had those conversations? Like, hey, don't mention me on no jumper and I'll give you a. No? No.
Starting point is 00:27:48 Give you some pussy. You know, I tell you. You know I will fucking tell you. I don't know that. You could be corrupted. Why you got me here? You can be a Lubinati. You're the only white boy I call a nigga.
Starting point is 00:27:59 Let me tell you. Somehow I don't believe that. So I bet every white boy you call it. No, why the fuck would you think I come here and come see you? I won't lie to you? No, I'm going to lie to you. You don't fucking do. Nah.
Starting point is 00:28:08 Because you forget that I'm white. Yeah. Thank you. Thank you. My vibes are so down with the homies. I feel like you're German. We got to look into that. You're definitely German.
Starting point is 00:28:21 You got German. No, no, no, no, French. French, Italian and Irish. The luck of that. Yeah, you got Irish and Irish. My last name is French. I got like a little bit of Irish me. A lot of people think I'm Illuminati.
Starting point is 00:28:34 Have you dug in on these conspiracy theories about me? That's why I'm just like, all right, cool. Now we're having an interview because the first time was weird for you. It's weird when I watch these videos because they all assume that my dad was also a member of the Illuminati. when in reality my dad was like the most boring dude ever. Yeah, well, it is, it's fun to hear certain things of the bloodline and of the brotherhood. But the fun thing is to know that it exists only for those that actually have family members that give a fuck about them enough to put them through the test to say that they're bloodline. So it's not nothing to play with.
Starting point is 00:29:19 It's just like, you could. Have you seen Well I don't know if it's out yet There's a documentary right now that does Like of Disney Are you know what I'm talking about Which one? I can't remember the name of it
Starting point is 00:29:29 But it's coming out soon You should watch it I thought you'd be in it Because I want to know What your experience was in the Disney? Like what happened Yeah like what happened It was fun
Starting point is 00:29:41 It's my family And that's fun We make a lot of things happen We make people smile Do you resent because you started up young. Resent, resent being A resentful towards
Starting point is 00:29:55 Walt. Oh, hell freaking no. How freaking no. I love the fact that I'm Disney royalty. That's fun. But like a lot of people are coming out. So I can go in the store and spend $1,500
Starting point is 00:30:12 on a fucking sweater without thinking of it, not because they pay me still, but because I'm Orlando Brown. You got to keep that kind of shit up. That's where this straight jacket type thing came from. Fuck you, man. It seems like it was inspired by a straight jacket, right? Yeah, so, you know, yeah.
Starting point is 00:30:32 And it's like you got to realize, like, some people just don't know, like, you know, you can't go through life without having people that cover you in the family. But you're all for such. I know. The shoes? Oh, yeah. I don't know about the pants, the shirt, the sunglasses. But definitely.
Starting point is 00:30:47 But definitely I am happy to be a part of the family. The insides of what people think and how people don't want you to get on top and this and that thing. I ain't going to deal with that. But you just work hard every day and you hustle. And recently I've been on my hustle. Would you do another Disney special? Heck yeah, man. I mean, that's fucking awesome.
Starting point is 00:31:13 I mean, well, a lot of, well, there's been. Some people that have called and want stuff to happen. And it's coming from the building, which is a lot of the reason why. Rip is kind of pissed and it has nothing to do with her and that kind of shit. And then, you know, me doing like, you know, the bad boys thing and all that shit moving on with my life. And, you know, I've been doing my music, which is why I first came to see him and all that kind of shit. Like, everything's been working ever since I've told him I was sitting out to do. everything I said I was set out
Starting point is 00:31:47 How's the music going right now? I was doing great Actually wrapped up the album finally I told you that was my avatar And it's just working out very Very very great I just finished up the photo shoot That shit's fun
Starting point is 00:32:00 For what? For the fucking album Oh So the rollout is soon to come It's just done Yeah everything is just done So I'm just waiting You got anybody on the project
Starting point is 00:32:11 Not anyone worth being like Yo I got such a such Just people you are close with? No, just one person, P.B. Assign, that's my brother, and he's cool. Fuck with him real tough. And, you know what I mean? That's about it. I just, you know, just keeping it slow motion, man.
Starting point is 00:32:32 What was going through your head when you were watching Usher perform at the Super Bowl? I was happy that they did it for free because everything is not about money. And I think people would be basing everything about money. It's like all about money, money, money. And I think that he's a fucking great performer, one of the greatest performers that we've ever seen. And then on that level, it's more like, you know, to know that he only got paid that much money
Starting point is 00:33:00 and then took that much on the back end is just showing people like, you know, man, you don't have to just be so hard up on breaking the bank. Well, I mean, it's an unbelievable promotional opportunity. Right. I'm sure he made millions or hundreds of thousands of dollars. off of that somehow through everything that came with it, right? Right, right, right. He knew what he was doing. Yeah. So, you know, everything is definitely done for something.
Starting point is 00:33:25 If not, it's done for a reason. So Usher has your respect. Yeah, definitely. Me too. That was a great performance. I mean, I feel like that was something that everybody agreed on. I mean, it was done out of smart thinking and great marketing performance. Fuck, who could say no to that? How did you feel when you saw this lawsuit that made it seem as if perhaps Diddy and Meek Mill had sex? I mean, to each their own, and why would they not have sex when they're gay rappers? They. Do you think Meek Mill is gay?
Starting point is 00:34:08 We all know he's gay. Who's we? Rick Ross know he's gay. I didn't know. Snoose to me. Everybody knows Rick Ross would sign a gay rapper. Rick Ross knows he's gay is what I said. Everybody right now, he paid me $2,000 to say that, right?
Starting point is 00:34:29 Me? You only pay me $2,000? To say Rick Ross is gay? No. No, to say Mick Mills. Okay, well, yeah. I've never told you to say that anyone is gay for the record. Okay, so, yeah, okay, so meek Mills is gay.
Starting point is 00:34:42 No, he seemed very unhappy with that. characterization. I mean, that's just up to you. If you were like, I heard you heard. Why was the Wack 100? Why Wack 100 wasn't here? Meek Mill basically trying to kill academics over spreading the information about him. Why wasn't Wack 100?
Starting point is 00:34:59 He's not here typically on a Monday night at 930 p. Oh, he has hours. Well, yeah, typically he'll only come when we're recording. He's a schedule. It would be weird if he was just sitting around here. He asked the nigger. He's a busy guy. guy.
Starting point is 00:35:18 Orlando Brown's crazy. I'm not showing up past 7.30. It's kind of like you. You're only here when you're doing content, right? You're not going to just kick it at all. Where the fuck is whack, man? You should have been here too, bro. You should have been here too.
Starting point is 00:35:32 We had a great cause, but bro, I thought she was going to be in here talking to Mike Tyson type shit. You like her? I thought you were going to ris her up a little bit more. I, man. You know, I married this fuck, man. I'm so addicted to my wife's vagina. Viginer.
Starting point is 00:35:44 Can you look at her, and rate it? I wouldn't do that. That's not what I'm here for. You only paid me $2,000. I feel like I should pay you less and you should get to look at her butt. No.
Starting point is 00:35:58 You know. She gets maddie. I'm here because they came from my boy, bro. I don't get to fuck how much you paid me, bro. I was not going to not come, but you guys just like throw me something this time. That was dope. You did do that.
Starting point is 00:36:09 How about this? How about she has 60 seconds to say shit to you that will give you a boner. Nah, man. And then I'll check. I'll tap it and see. No.
Starting point is 00:36:21 No. Fucking, fucking, fucking Adam, bro. I mean, it's fine if you don't want to do it. I'll tap it.
Starting point is 00:36:29 I'll check so he could, if it makes it a little better. Yeah, yeah. I'll tap it. Adam no jumper is Danielle. Danielle. Poor goalie?
Starting point is 00:36:38 No, Danielle. Who's Daniel? Daniel. That could be anybody. I'm married to Adam. Oh, no. I thought you were the only one I didn't have sex with.
Starting point is 00:36:49 He's the only one that was like, nah, nigga, he ain't lying, cats. What? Nah, you good, bro. I'll leave alone. I'm already married. But I promise you all the phone. I was like, all right, I'm going to tell him. And he's like, you better have.
Starting point is 00:37:04 Is your wife here? Yeah, Adam. I said myself, sorry, Adam. If there was another woman out there, you would have noticed her. Actually, no. Miley is your wife. Okay, so we got it. All right.
Starting point is 00:37:18 So at least we're saying that. We all got a... So what the fuck is you all smoking? That's a flaming trash can. You want... Oh, give him that big fat. Get him... Give him that fat one.
Starting point is 00:37:26 I think that already got smoked. King Palm. Smug with me. An incredible weed company. You want to smoke that? Right, come on. Smog a little. I don't know if you get high.
Starting point is 00:37:33 Fine. Smog with me. I don't know if you can handle it. See me get high? Yeah. No, go. Well, I've weed. Not that other stuff.
Starting point is 00:37:40 It looks nice. You have a lighter. You have a lighter. You have a lighter. There you have a lighter. All right. fine. I'll like this. You have me smoking. Where are you
Starting point is 00:37:48 at on the whole, you had a whole little gangbanging arc there? Huh? I think you need to let that a little more. Oh, well. Is it a gang banging arc? Yeah. What the fuck is a gang banging arc, bro? I mean, you're on this reality show kind of proclaiming. Well,
Starting point is 00:38:07 not proclaiming, but it's more like, you know. Where are we out on that? On this fake weed that I'm smoking, damn. It's not fake weed. I can taste the fakingness. This shit tastes like fucking Plato. So my main thing is...
Starting point is 00:38:21 Play-O-Pretel. I see the way my kid wants to eat the Play-Doh? She don't give a fuck that it's not food. She wants to eat that shit. No, I think that gangbanging is one thing, but the whole dead homies thing, dead homies and dead homies and all that stuff
Starting point is 00:38:42 is like so fucking stupid and far-fetched. It's like some people just need to respect the fact that like life goes on and leave the dead homies alone. Do you mean dissing people's dead loved ones? All that shit is just so whack to me. It's like, bro, like, on blood because you know what I mean?
Starting point is 00:39:02 Like bring that shit together real fast. Like all that shit is stupid. Like I don't know all that killing and all that's the same shit over and over and over again, bro. And I just don't fuck with it. You know who breakbaby is? I remember when gang bang it was like, Like, no, no, PBA.
Starting point is 00:39:17 I'm like, Do you know break baby, though? No. He works here, and he's always putting shit on the dead homies and on the 6-0. Yeah, but my thing is more like, my thing is more like, you know, I don't get down all in that whole world. I got deep family members and stuff. But my main thing is, it's like, you know, like, just leave that shit alone.
Starting point is 00:39:37 You know what I'm saying? Like, just work on what you work on. Like, I remember when gang banging was like real mafia shit, niggas was doing work silently. you know what I mean like all this shit on the internet my nigga no I mean and I don't do no work like that you know what I mean but I'm just watching it's like this ain't no show
Starting point is 00:39:59 so you love the streets alone at a certain point hey yeah I do I'm heard what's that I got there from Christopher walking yeah is that the guy that was on hairspray I know you're talking about it And what's that?
Starting point is 00:40:17 He's an actor. He's a great actor. It's a fucking one of the greatest. I'm really bad with actor names. Oh, Christopher Walken. He goes, oh. He goes, oh. He goes, oh.
Starting point is 00:40:24 So you have a deep appreciation for all these actors? I'm real trash with my knowledge of that shit. Yeah, man. We don't have respect anymore for people that actually give a fuck about real life. And certain people like Clint Eastwood, you know what I'm saying? He's still doing his shit. You know, you got people like Tisha Campbell. You know what I'm saying?
Starting point is 00:40:46 She don't get no respect. Even, even, just she and Arnold, like, Kat Williams, a lot of people don't get no fucking respect. A lot of people don't get no motherfucking, their trophies and they flowers while they still here because they look at your mistakes. If you're not young enough, I guess, they look at your mistakes. And then that's just like supposed to be your last fucking memory. And it's just so much time to play.
Starting point is 00:41:08 And there's so much, so much growth in the industry. You know what I'm saying? To just be like so short-minded. and don't have that much love anymore. You know what I mean? Like so many people, like, have so much more talent than me than us. You know what I mean? Don't have the platforms.
Starting point is 00:41:24 Don't have the means. But there's no people to actually give a fuck enough to be like, you know what I'm saying? I'm going to open up and be like, yo, man, I wouldn't normally do this. But for that person, it's not that much anymore. And back in the day, we was doing that. You know what I mean? Like, Houdini opened it up for L.L. Cool J. You know what I'm saying?
Starting point is 00:41:41 Like, like, real shit. But everybody's trying to put on rappers. There's a massive financial incentive. Well, yeah. Well, that's because they want the financial to come to, they wanted to come to being their incentive. Right. But it's just like, at the end of the day, it's just their initiative.
Starting point is 00:41:55 But regardless, that's going to surface talented rappers, right? When you have everybody trying to find all the new talented rappers. Well, yeah, which is why there's not that many people doing anything that's going to be with a circle of people anymore. You have everybody trying to do everything independently. Let me ask you this. I felt like it was big when you and Raz, be we're able to settle your differences.
Starting point is 00:42:19 You as a blood, him as a Crip. That's my nigga. And my thing, yeah, yeah, but my, but my, but my, she didn't even know you're a game, but my nigga, but my nigga is like, like, like, really, I'll say my brother, my brother is really like, you know, a great person. He, um, he understands the mistakes that he's made, like, just the same way as I've made mistakes. And it's just like, that was a great avenue and a great platform for us.
Starting point is 00:42:46 both to flourish and be ourselves. And first time being around each other for that long and actually get to just feel each other's souls. You know what I'm saying? And rock with each other as artists. And it went down great. You know, hey, Natalie's a great person, my great sister of all the great sisters I'm ever going to have
Starting point is 00:43:07 next to Janet Jackson. You know what I'm saying? And she's just like awesome. You know what I mean? Like, you know, as a boss lady that she is, you know what I'm saying or as the bus lady she is she made sure we had all the fun
Starting point is 00:43:20 in the world bro it was fucking amazing but do you think you took it too far by banging blood on no bro like nah because he was drunk he had fun he was doing a lot
Starting point is 00:43:31 we checked him in the house it was on the show we checked them you know but what actual blood set are you from I'm the only person I'm the only person you won't tell us who put you on
Starting point is 00:43:40 but my but my thing is I'm the only person that he could listen to that that'll calm him down. Like he's the only person that, you know, understood that, you know, um, it's not, it's not a, it's not forcible pointing with me is you know who I am and what's going on. Stop. Take your ass upstairs, bro. You little too drunk. Yeah. And they'll send me over there go get him like, hey, go get your brother. But it wasn't really that. It was more aggressive. It was like, go get your brother. I was calling his mom, bro. I was calling mom the whole time. I was calling
Starting point is 00:44:15 the shine. Mama to shine. Called Mama LaShawn. Whole time. Was it edited? It was edited. It was edited to look a different way? It was edited to where it was looking like, no.
Starting point is 00:44:24 The part we saw on social media was probably not even what was in the show. No, bro. It was like, it was edited to where like, you know what I'm saying? Like, they're going to push their narrative. Yeah, but it was edited to where kind of like to where he showed his ass. That was all him. That wasn't the show. That was the fucked up part.
Starting point is 00:44:43 It was all him. Then he did. It was on him. So you're saying your blood in was underrepresented? Yeah, pretty much. So you were more aggressive than it seemed from... Nah, I wasn't... I wasn't...
Starting point is 00:44:56 It wasn't that. He was really, really tripping. Brass wasn't ready to be on camera at that time. Who do you have strong relationships with in the blood community? Nah, man. I'm not even allowed to get into all that. I don't know. I'm not even...
Starting point is 00:45:12 Honestly, I ain't even allowed to be... Real mob-tized shit. Nah, not yet. I'm not even allowed to get into all that. See, go to the streets. They still exist. Yeah, we don't, we don't, I don't get into all that shit. But my thing is, it's more like, yeah, Raz knew what he was on, you know what I'm saying, what he was doing.
Starting point is 00:45:31 And we don't condone that shit. And it was cool, you know what I'm saying, for what it was, you know what I mean? But even Raz B, Brewer, you know what I'm saying? Ricky, no. You know what I'm saying? I don't know if you know Ricky romance. All right, well, Ricky, no. Like, you know what I'm saying?
Starting point is 00:45:47 Like, he, Ricky had to get called, and his mom had to get called. It was a big time situation where he was doing on the set, bro. You know what I'm saying? And I'm not going to put all that out there, but he ended up going to the mental shit and all that shit.
Starting point is 00:46:01 And it was crazy. He tried to break out, jumped on the roof and shit. It was wild. It was really crazy for him right now. What show was that? That was the Bad Boys, Texas. Oh, fuck.
Starting point is 00:46:12 I need to watch that. It was wild, man. we have fun. You know, Natalie is a great producer, great at producing, you know, um, a residence. We love to, you know what I'm saying? Entertaining. And, you know, I mean, I keep saying we, because that's my family. What's up with the Orlando Brown show? They want to do it. It's a couple people that's, that's trying to actually work on. Is it like a reality show that you're doing? No, it's a real scripted sitcom and, I mean, I mean, I think that the, that I'm excited about it and I hope it happens. Well, you're, are you working on it with them or
Starting point is 00:46:43 What's holding up? Hey man, I mean, I'm Look, are they not all the way in? We're close To a lot I hope it happens I can't be telling everything I'm not here to be giving up stuff
Starting point is 00:46:57 Man, you only paid me $2,000 Well, why you can't be like Usher and not make it about the money Because they knew what it was Before I came here This is like the Super Bowl Yeah
Starting point is 00:47:09 No man It's a lot like the Super Bowl If this was the Super Bowl If this was the Super Bowl Taylor's not here. Exactly. But she'll probably watch this. But Miley and Jay Z are here. So what are you going to?
Starting point is 00:47:19 I know, we're good. We're straight. If you were single, would she be your cup of tea? Mm-mm. Why not? I would. I like white girls. She could pass, right? I'm Mexican.
Starting point is 00:47:30 I'm just kidding. I'm not Mexican. She's Mexican. Essentially, right? What are you? My wife is like white. Columbia. My wife is like white and Mexican seems like she's like.
Starting point is 00:47:39 Columbia versus white and Mexican. It's not that different. She's like dope as fuck, man. My wife's like, my wife is like dope as shit. Really? Dude, my wife is the shit. I want to see. What is dope as fuck?
Starting point is 00:47:51 What is she doing right now? At 9.56. Probably would. Thing out in the mouth of my daughter feeding her. They do a lot of that in the early. That's called breastfeeding. Breastfeeding. There's a term for that.
Starting point is 00:48:07 My kid's three. She could tell me to fuck off. Word. Does she? Not that word. But she, you know, routinely will basically just tell me to get the fuck out. Oh, wow. Not in those words, but.
Starting point is 00:48:19 Intergalactic planetary, intergalactic planetary, intergalactic planetary, intergalactic planetary, intergalactic planetary, intergalactic planet. All right. You're a big Beastie Boys fan? That's kind of like late BC boys, right? Yeah, that was in high school. Original Beastie Boys. Well, no, that's like 2001.
Starting point is 00:48:38 That was sickly, Beastie Beastie Boys. That was like the best Beastie Boys. Once they went like I don't know It's all out I don't out Girls That shit was dope though
Starting point is 00:48:53 That shit was dope though I hate that song Why the fuck would you hate it The final one of my least Fares on the all time You hate it because you wrote it? I hate it because it's annoying And I've been hearing it on the radio
Starting point is 00:49:03 Since I was a small child And I still hate it to this day And I hate how much everyone else loves it You hate how much everyone loves it? Yeah What the fuck is that? It's annoying. Is that like a hater move on his, like, why you hate on the public for liking that shit?
Starting point is 00:49:19 Hater move seems fair. Why is he hating on the public for like that shit? I hate how much everyone loves you. He's a hater. I just don't. Why are you hating on the public? So there's nothing you dislike that's popular? Yeah, some things I like this.
Starting point is 00:49:33 I like, okay, I'll tell you what I don't like. I don't like how Usher slipped on them skates. When he knew he could have stayed on his motherfucking skates. could have stayed on his feet. He bust his ass. When? What kind of shit to hate is that? When did Alfred bust his ass?
Starting point is 00:49:50 No, fuck that. Yeah. Usher made a motherfucking mistake. Yeah, I paid $25 and he fucked up on skates. Yeah. Did you call him? Gusher? I say Usher is a gusher.
Starting point is 00:50:04 That's what I said. I said, I said, Usher is a gusher. It was nice. I don't even want to know why you say it. His all thing is accusing everybody of being on some mystery Illuminati gay shit, right? So what? They should have showed me their cooches.
Starting point is 00:50:19 Oh, so let me ask you, what do you think about what's going on with Ryan, Garcia? Is he, like, did he see some shit? Which one is Ryan? Where's the boxer? What's that? The boxer, that's going viral. Oh, you're not going to speak on it? I'll promise you, I don't know.
Starting point is 00:50:35 What does he look like? What do they do? Give me something. Look him up. But not right now. I'm trying to help it. Okay. My nigga.
Starting point is 00:50:44 I'm not doing you dirty just because I'm married. I'm basically, I'm telling you I want to see a face. Let me see some. He's been exposed to some sort of like Illuminati sex rituals. So he's saying. He's saying he got abducted. She really felt like I hate her or something. No, you don't hate me.
Starting point is 00:51:00 You can't hate me. You don't know me. All right. All right. I don't think you hate me. All right. I'm not trying to just be like shading. No.
Starting point is 00:51:07 I honestly don't know. I honestly don't know who to do this. Yeah. I don't know who the fucking dude is. Okay, so what's that what the dude? What are you talking about? He's on one. He's on one.
Starting point is 00:51:19 Do you think it's like a promotional thing? So, okay, I'll give you some backstory. He's this boxer that's going nuts on the internet. Like he's saying that he got abducted by the Illuminati and they took him to like the Bohemian Grove and he saw like crazy shit. Oh, he was a, he was this and he was that. I mean, keep in mind that this is the same dude who like had a baby and then announced. that he was leaving his girl. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:51:45 So he's going through some sort of like... Number one, if he was kidnapped, you wouldn't be talking. Why not? Well, that was the thing. People could talk about their kidnapping? No, he said he's exposing them because he's like, he's powerful.
Starting point is 00:51:59 He's like a, I don't know. I'm crazy shit. You got to look it up. It does kind of mirror some of the stuff that you've said. That's why I was bringing in that. Maybe you guys have been to the same sex rituals. Have you ever been to the Behemian Grove? Yep
Starting point is 00:52:14 When's the last time you went to a good orgy? The Behemian Grove probably Oh, he ain't talking about it That kind of stuff is like Is it scary? It's all lies Oh, it's lies You don't believe that exists?
Starting point is 00:52:32 It's bullshit No, I mean it exists Alex Jones snuck in Yeah It's all lies You're a liar What? You're lying
Starting point is 00:52:43 That it exists? I mean, I think it's like kind of misrepresented by some conspiracy theorists, but it does exist. No, I don't. It's an event. No, I don't. What are your thoughts on sexy red? No, it's not. No, it's not.
Starting point is 00:53:02 You lie it. Stop, don't smack your lips. Not in a bite. Because you lie. Because you lie. That's why you're a liar. It sounded voluptuous. Scrumptious. You be lying. Why you lie?
Starting point is 00:53:20 What am I lying about? You just weren't saying all this stuff about it, about Bohemian Grove and all this stuff you're lying. Do you want me to tell you what it actually is? What is that? I never even heard of that. Oh, but how are you telling us it doesn't exist? He, no. What are you even talking about, man?
Starting point is 00:53:35 What the hell are you saying? It's actually just a campground. We're like elite, the elite go and they meet and they have like, and they have like, fucked up ritual. Like, think of the most fucked up shit. And that's what they're like. rich and powerful go to misbehaved. Why are you sweating?
Starting point is 00:53:54 That's what they do? You got something you want to tell us? Orlando Brown. What do you know? Speak up. I don't know about that. Was MC Hammer there? Maybe.
Starting point is 00:54:05 Probably not. Exactly. I don't think he got entrenched enough with the powerful people. Jay Zeepe was probably there and Beyonce. I think MC Hammer runs the whole entire music industry. Do you have a relationship with him? It's my uncle. I believe that.
Starting point is 00:54:24 He always had that reputation for being this corny guy. And now everybody has this reputation of him of being this, like, fearsome gang leader. I wonder why. Why? I mean, you've seen him with sugar. You've seen him roll around before he just decided to chew. Some people can tell it. Some people have more money than others.
Starting point is 00:54:46 It's just weird that he was like. Some people want you to think they're broke. Some people want you to think they're not. their house in them sense some people want you to think they lost their kids and shit some people actually just want peace he's one of those people so back to sexy red
Starting point is 00:55:02 are you feeling that whole movement movement I don't know it was a movement I mean the energy because Candace Owens thinks that sexy red has basically been like planted into mainstream society by the record labels to
Starting point is 00:55:17 I think you just unplug the oh no did I My bad Check, okay You get it? Yeah, sexy red Okay Candice Owens thinks that she's been basically
Starting point is 00:55:30 Like planted into society To spread degeneracy Does that sound right to you? Generacy or generosity? Degeneracy Not generosity Generacy I don't think anyone's like giving
Starting point is 00:55:42 Because of sexy red necessarily Oh they're giving Some people just like to talk a lot Right. Some people just like to talk. Right. And no, you're right. But some people just like to like talk a lot.
Starting point is 00:55:58 And then there's no substance behind. You know, when Nikki Minaj was talking a lot of shit, she was actually, she had records. I don't want to hear you talk shit if you don't have a record to back it up. Like, even without me not having records, I'm I'm you can go
Starting point is 00:56:23 you can find out who I am and I'm humble about that it's a resume is what it's called that means I know things these feet have a lot of mileage on it a lot of respect that's what it is so when I see things like that
Starting point is 00:56:40 I see careers that can flourish but do they want to flourish or are they just looking for numbers. I mean, she seems pretty happy. Well, things can be happier. I'm sure she likes the music she's making. I'm sure Nikki Numerage would have liked to keep her regular nose before she went Barbie and made a billion dollars. She chose whatever surgery she had, right? I'm sure her nose hurts. I mean, it's not like a nose job hurts. Did she have a nose job? I don't even know that
Starting point is 00:57:09 to be true. I mean, you listen to how the fuck she's talking sounds like she got her fucking throat, you know, fixed and changed your nose, nostrils and all that shit's weird. What are you trying to take away from Nikki? She's the greatest female rapper of all time. Nikki's pussy's tired. Give your pussy a break.
Starting point is 00:57:30 Bitch. If you understood how much your pussy hates you, you would hate your pussy back. Because you'd never be friends. I feel like the only person that needs to worry about her pussy is, you know, her, obviously, from like a gynecology point of view.
Starting point is 00:58:03 And that big zoo, her man. Oh, zoo is his name is zoo? Big zoo. Is she married? She's married, right? To be a married woman. I love Big Zoo, but damn it, why the name? Does her pussy smell that way?
Starting point is 00:58:20 I mean, I'm sure that was his name before he met her. So probably not. Does your pussy smell like a zoo? Call 389-682. Two, too. Same. Why would you assume that Nikki Menaz a smelly vagina?
Starting point is 00:58:43 Ah, man, you can see it in her porous. I look at her and I imagine a water-like vagina, if anything. She's got to have a good scent, fragrance. She sounds like she always has
Starting point is 00:58:59 a dick in her mouth. I was watching her at Rolling Loud and she just looks so manicured and refined. Right. Like every inch up. Groomed.
Starting point is 00:59:10 Groomed. Bebibh. Ha, fa. Blah, blah. Blah. Blah. Blah. Blah.
Starting point is 00:59:16 Is that your impersonation? I don't know how it sounds. That's what I hear on the radio. But she got them deep cuts, too. You know how many barbs were there at Rolling Loud? I love. Everybody know I love Nick. Nikki, I'm sorry, man.
Starting point is 00:59:31 There are so many people. She didn't fuck it with you after all that. So many people wearing all pink. Man, come on, man. Nicky. Nicky, bro. Her fan base is insane. Bro,
Starting point is 00:59:39 bro, Nicky, bro. They like, they like 50s. Don't bro her. Bro, Nicky, bro. That's,
Starting point is 00:59:44 you don't miss gender name. Nicky, bro. Mickey. Brat. Nicolai. Nicola. She's listening. You can speak to her right now.
Starting point is 00:59:57 I think she will see this. She will be. When Orlando Brown speaks, she knows. She's been through this shoe with my stupid ass, bro. She, she for sure knows what you're talking about,
Starting point is 01:00:04 right? Oh, man. She don't know nothing. my man she'll tap in she don't know what the fuck I'm telling she's for sure subscribes are no jumping I know man but she ain't worried about my dumb ass she too rich I don't know it seems pretty worried about what people are saying about her on Twitter on a pretty regular basis somebody says you want to do a so my stupid ass I was like I was like fine what happened to that I don't know it was recent
Starting point is 01:00:29 you didn't follow up on it oh the reason what do you think she's seasoned you that I fucked with it the last time and she almost killed me for it and was like, like mad at me. Yeah, it was... She almost killed you? Yeah, dog. Like, she almost put...
Starting point is 01:00:46 She put me through a lot of bullshit. Nicky? Yeah, bro. Her whole team. Whole team fucked with me bad. Like... Why? Because, man, that shit was... It was a dope verse, but it was just fucked up, like, at the
Starting point is 01:01:00 time that it was, you know, it was uncalled for. You know what I mean? You know what I mean? And I'm not really in that world like that. You know, I'm an actor. So you said something to offend her and then she came at you. And she came in me and then we got to fucking know.
Starting point is 01:01:17 You're bold. Yeah. You know what I mean? So that hurt your Barb status? Nah, I mean, at the time it did, but then. Did they come for you? Oh, they came hard. The gals.
Starting point is 01:01:28 All of the fans. What were they saying to you? What were they doing? They were just, they were fucking mean. Did they hurt your feelings? They were fucking mean, man. Hey, order me a drink. It's your show.
Starting point is 01:01:43 Like, dude. Like a water or? No, like a drink, bro. I heard you have like something to drink. Order me a drink. Like, what kind of drink? A drink. Give me more specific.
Starting point is 01:01:53 Did you drink? Alcohol drink? Yeah. Like, do you have a drink? Do we have alcohol? Do you guys have somebody else? I assume that you have alcohol. I'm a bad boy.
Starting point is 01:02:01 Please make it work. Is your team a possession of that? But no, but like, so. sister's like, like, you know, she, she was annoyed, very fucking annoyed. Like, very annoyed. Mickey. Yes. Very annoyed.
Starting point is 01:02:17 And then, um. I love Nikki. I love you, Nikki. But she does seem like she gets annoyed pretty fast. She, oh, yeah, yeah. She got to know. But, but, but like to be able to play and joke now, people know that my personality is like I was telling you, you know, I make light of the things that I can make light of based
Starting point is 01:02:32 off of my knowledge and what God has allowed me to see. and to know that she's one of my best friends and to, you know what I'm saying? Like, know that she's cool as fuck. And she allowed a lot of shit to happen when I know a lot of shit wasn't supposed to happen. Like, shout out to Nikki. That's why I keep fucking with her.
Starting point is 01:02:47 Just a Sagittarius like you. That's my dog. Oh, shout out to Nikki. Crazy enough to keep fucking with her. That's why. Do you, what did you think about Playboy Cardi with the thong? Did you see this?
Starting point is 01:03:04 I've heard. of these things. Playboy Cardi spotted wearing a song. This is not like a new thing. I don't look at certain Do you want to see for a visible reference? No, I don't want to see it. You don't want to see it. But I do know that I know some things aren't to be visualized for a reason. I just want to know
Starting point is 01:03:23 where the balls go. I don't know. That's what I'm saying. Because I were, never mind. Adam, I don't know what the fuck you're talking about. But hell no. I'm going to visit it for her sake. That shit is stupid Right there This motherfucker can actually pull it up
Starting point is 01:03:39 It looks more like like regular underwear for like This niggis is too legit Just look Just look at it Paru on Crip cast You can't do both I can do both I think we're really a blood
Starting point is 01:03:51 It's cool outfit though You don't want to look at this No Okay but I mean I feel like this is kind of like a new level for a man To be rocking a thong No but that's not
Starting point is 01:04:03 a society. This is not the first time we've seen something like this. It's not the first time. Who was it that was wearing a dress? Was it, um... He wears dresses. He wears dresses? He made your pain.
Starting point is 01:04:14 Okay. Was there an agreement that this was like how you were going to basically be co-opted by Hollywood when they got you to wear a dress? Yeah, is that a thing? No. No? You're not on board with that. I mean, there's no co-opted anything or there's no, um, when they, when you do
Starting point is 01:04:31 something like that, bro, it's just more like you. You have to understand, like, I was a kid, man. I was five. Oh. You were five wearing a dress? I haven't seen major pain in a long time. I'm not going to lie. Yeah, I was a kid, kid, bro.
Starting point is 01:04:45 Like, I wasn't like a child. It was fun to be around people. They make little boys wear dresses, too. Did they ask you if you were okay with it as a kid, or they was just like, this is what you're wearing? They didn't give a fuck. Oh, yeah. And I thought it was funny anyway.
Starting point is 01:05:01 Right. I don't even mind. I mean Would you wear a dress now? You know your little boy You know your boy You see as your wardrobe It's supposed to be a dress
Starting point is 01:05:10 It's like If you got to be in the new Cat Williams movie But you got to wear a dress Are you down? That would be a big no But you'll wear the straight jacket shirt For free?
Starting point is 01:05:25 For 15, honey Exactly You tore the mall up I'm surprised it was that it was more it's like straight jacket but so you would definitely not do it why not it's art right
Starting point is 01:05:41 you're taking on a roll doesn't have anything to do with you uh-uh no thank you was it a no on the alcohol his homie's going to get it oh shit yeah you have to
Starting point is 01:05:54 yeah so but but yeah he'd bring that first that's cool do you want a beer Yeah, you bring that first You got fucking micolobes in there But I didn't come here to bullshit with you, bro, like You know, I came in to really like shit with you
Starting point is 01:06:10 And, you know Yeah, what do we What do you really want to talk about? That's it I don't want to be like just the clickbait guy You know I literally just came in to chill with you I didn't come here to fuck around
Starting point is 01:06:22 I think you already You have a You already have a great platform Just, you know Straight away from that gang bang shit, bro. I'm saying the same thing to you. But I don't, that's not my world. I'm not gang banging on TV.
Starting point is 01:06:41 I make it funny because all my, my homies really dead and shit. And they know, but they told me and I know I can't do shit. But my thing is, you know what I'm saying? It's my job to make sure from blood to Crip. I got a lot of mileage in my feet.
Starting point is 01:06:57 It's not for niggas to know where I've been at or where I slept at or where I grew up at. You know what I'm saying? I could do some. and shit that people came for a reason. I know that reason. You know what I mean? And I don't want you to, because you're great, have certain people come around you,
Starting point is 01:07:15 and it disturbed you. I came up on this Disney shit, this, that's Saravan and all this other shit, major pain. That's cool. I got homies and all that shit. That's cool. Got uncles, cousins, all that shit. Your blessing is your blessing is what I'm telling you, bro.
Starting point is 01:07:30 I feel like I'm doing okay with the gang thing. Well, yeah, well, no. At least right now. No, all I'm saying is, all I'm saying is you got a great host right now. Got a great host. Her? Well, I'm saying at the end of the day.
Starting point is 01:07:40 I knew you'd be feeling about it. Why did you say her like that? Because he like refuses to acknowledge you. I brought him here. That was a header move. I brought you here to try to like create some kind of cohesion and look, look how fucking far he's sitting away. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:07:54 I'm about to just grab his whole chair. No. Yeah. You going to fight me? Bon or tap him too. I will never freaking fight you. Don't do that. Please.
Starting point is 01:08:02 He's scared of his wife. I know, is she beating you? Are you beating him? What's going on to cheat? He's scared straight. He don't want to end up on the streets. Something happened. What'd you do to have you?
Starting point is 01:08:17 Almost lost her twice. I ain't doing that shit. You were cheating? Nah, fuck that. What were you doing? What were you doing? Running the streets. Just fucking scared of my dumb ass.
Starting point is 01:08:29 Yeah. Just scared. A lot of shit going on. A lot of my moves that I was making as far. to be who I am to get to this kind of platform again and things like that. You got scared straight? Yeah, pretty much. I used to cheat and stuff at a certain point.
Starting point is 01:08:45 Yeah, yeah, because I didn't, I'm not the cheater, but I definitely am the shit talker, and I get mad at small shit. And, well, I used to get mad at a lot of small shit, so. You've worked on yourself? Pretty much. You got to counseling? I did go to counseling. I find that helps.
Starting point is 01:09:02 people be like really really like like stupid and fucked up when they say that it doesn't it's not going to work for them low key I feel like everybody needs a little therapy sometimes well it's cool to go talk to some people to get that shit right like you got to talk to somebody you got to understand where your mind is you got to understand what you are in life you have to understand your goals
Starting point is 01:09:23 if you're even having the right kind of goals if your mind is evening out with your heart if your heart is evening out with your thoughts those kind of thoughts and it makes a better person it really does. The music that you listen to at night, you know,
Starting point is 01:09:38 you can listen to sleep therapy music or you can listen to fucking rock and roll. King Vaughn. There you go. You know what I mean? He knows. He's specific. There's just certain things that you can do
Starting point is 01:09:49 to elevate yourself. And I think a lot of people just need to dig deeper into who they really are because life is way more beautiful than what it really seems. Right. Because like, wow, I feel like when you do interviews,
Starting point is 01:10:01 is you're kind of projecting an image of chaos. And a lot of people, like, based on your camp component interviews, it seems like you've kind of lost your fucking mind. And people don't know if it's... Well, not necessarily. I lost my mind for coming and talk to the guy that fucked his self off for letting everybody fuck his wife. But...
Starting point is 01:10:19 I'm just... I mean, hey, I'm just keeping it real, too. Hey. Some people think I've lost my mind. Yeah, I mean, yeah. So, I mean, it's kind of good to lose your mind in the good sense. But in the sense of, like, you know, Ooh, that looks good.
Starting point is 01:10:33 And then you got to go home and you got to eat it. Do you even eat pussy, Adam? Everybody likes a big dot cock. Do you eat, Adam? Do you eat pussy? Of course. So you ate the pussy after? I ate two vaginas and butt holes to that.
Starting point is 01:10:47 This is where every motherfucker, every you should even have. Everybody want to know. Adam, did you eat your wife's pussy after six niggas ran through your wife's pussy? Six? How many, how many niggas? One. And then me and her shot with a guy together. You are bullshitting me right now
Starting point is 01:11:02 I seen a fucking Oh that was just a photo No you bullshit her He's son of fucking bullshit That was the reality show Your son of fucking bullshitting right now bro I'm not It was a fucking video
Starting point is 01:11:15 With you right now It was a photo of me Or not even me It was like six fucking guys What's up bro Why are you lying? What's up bro? Why are you lying?
Starting point is 01:11:25 What's up bro? Why are you lying I've seen that shit bro I see that fucking photo We would have made a lot more money if we had let six guys fucker. We chose one out of the reality show. Did you watch the reality show? So you're just mad because you ate the pussy after six guys.
Starting point is 01:11:39 This is a fictitious account. That is bullshit. I think I struck a nerve though with the idea that you lost your mind, right? He ate the pussy. I'm no jumper. You ate the pussy. You should do ASMR. I could unite at your wife's pussy.
Starting point is 01:12:10 Yeah. You have to. After. No, Adam. That was a lot of cum, Adam. Adam. No. No.
Starting point is 01:12:21 What are you doing, Adam? Adam, no jumper. Adam no jumper. What the fuck, man? I tried to tell him, man. I tried to fucking tell him, man. Woo! He definitely needs that.
Starting point is 01:12:41 I don't know if he does. So, to Adam no jumper. Why? Why? Because he likes to eat dirty. Pussy, man. You need the good stuff. Stop.
Starting point is 01:12:53 Don't say that. No, man. Her vagina is immaculate. I will have you know. Why would you say that, Adam? I feel like. After six guys, you allowed. Do you want me to open this?
Starting point is 01:13:02 Yes, it's for me and you. I'm not drinking this shit. You're gonna take a shout with me. It's kind of late. Take a shout with me. A little. And a Red Bull? Bro, take a shout with me.
Starting point is 01:13:13 I don't know if I want to. You're being kind of mean to my wife. I'm loving. I'm standing up for my sister. Don't let that shit happen again. She had a good time. No, fuck you. That's rude.
Starting point is 01:13:24 What? You have no taste. We're doing it again soon, too. No, you're not. We're shooting with another guy soon. No, you're not. Cancel that shit. No.
Starting point is 01:13:33 No. But it's so fun. No. What do you have against it? Why are you going to? No. That's what they like. It's not happening.
Starting point is 01:13:41 It's also kind of old. Ladies and gentlemen, cancel that. He's not doing that shit. He's not doing that shit. I feel like it's been kind of like disgust to the end of the earth. doing that shit. Sorry. I don't give a fuck how much money's on the take. You're drinking this shit with him?
Starting point is 01:13:56 No, I'm, I support that. Drink of me, please. Is it a lay? I can take a shot this late. One fucking shot. Oh my God. You guys are our little team together? All right, fine. Okay, okay.
Starting point is 01:14:09 All right. See, that's what peer pressure looks like to the extent that we're in. Hey, yeah, did you catch that shit, y'all? Yeah, man. The fuck man, yeah, baby. Okay, so I apologize for the rude remarks, but I was just like... That's okay.
Starting point is 01:14:24 I've accepted what I'm doing with my life. I just honestly wanted to know if you really was like into eating nerdy, eating that kind of pussy. I will say that a lot of the porn star dudes when we do these orgies, that they are, they seem kind of happy to eat the pussy after someone was just fucking the girl. And that is something I can't wrap my head around. It's called their cooks, right? Is that the term?
Starting point is 01:14:49 No, they're just... sanitary and they just are down to eat a pussy that just have been getting fucked by somebody. We're on like national TV and you guys don't want to fucking... This is not national TV. It is, bro. This is the internet.
Starting point is 01:15:03 This is national TV. This might be like TikTok and Facebook, but... Bro, it's national TV. They watch this shit on the internet in Japan, Cuba. Not so much in countries that don't speak English. Yeah, so much as in countries that don't
Starting point is 01:15:20 Speaking of you buy the subscription Cuba probably doesn't have you right. No, you just got to buy the subscription. Is that yours? Is that mine? Yeah. Oh, you're pouring her the big shot. Oh, we need you. I want to know what kind of shot he thinks I'm going to
Starting point is 01:15:34 give you just a small little piece. Little baby shot. He wants me to drink 1942 of them and he's going to ditty me. No, I'm not going to ditty you. What is dittying mean? What does that mean? Okay, take the shot I'll tell you.
Starting point is 01:15:47 Cheers. Pahriva, pa abo, person and I'm going to tell you. All right, cool. Vibola Raza. Viva la Raza. That's some strong shit. You must be rich.
Starting point is 01:16:05 You're buying the 42. Oh, oh, Lord. This ain't for broke boys. Oh, Lord. All right, cool. That shit really speaks to you, huh? It just hit me right now. The Modella wasn't doing it.
Starting point is 01:16:30 It made me want to put my grill in and shit. You got the grill on you? Yeah. Put it on. Other interviews are like grill interviews and this was not a grill interview? This is like so the first grill interview. It looks so preppy. This is not a grill situation.
Starting point is 01:16:43 Yeah, I know right. Well, I knew. Preppy is don't wear stray jackets. You out here? Versacee strait jackets. That's a good book. Well, you don't wear it during, you know, while you're eating shit. Yeah, you got to take it out to eat.
Starting point is 01:16:57 It's one of the worst things about it. Yeah, you got to take that shit out to eat, but it's cute. Girls like it. my wife do so you're serious about good answer okay that's a good man
Starting point is 01:17:08 she can't find a guy like that look at girl she's on the she's on the hunt she's trying to find a good guy alert
Starting point is 01:17:16 I'm not trying to find a good guy she can't find one well you know what advice do you have for me because it yeah well I tell anybody you know that's
Starting point is 01:17:27 I can't I don't know if the camera looking for you know what they're supposed to be calling the man, you know. But real shit, it's more like, you know, if you want a football player, go to a football game. You want a soccer player, go to a soccer game. You want a church man, go to church.
Starting point is 01:17:45 Go to church. Where did you find your wife? In the parking lot of P.F. Chings, I believe it was. Or was it P.F. Yeah, it was P.F. Yeah, it was P.F. And what was under what pretenses did you meet her? She was dashing and I was going to a meeting. and then her kids recognized me and then she wanted a picture and I
Starting point is 01:18:03 get walked over and she was pleasant hella pleasant. A fan encounter turned into a long-term relationship. Well, that was pretty awesome. That's crazy. Does she level you out? She levels me out, but she has to. I feel like she's not doing enough. No, she levels me out, but she humbles me. And that's what it is. Like, I think a lot of people don't realize
Starting point is 01:18:21 that you need that balance. And when you have that balance, it's only because you're intertwined with your word and you know, not only your word, but you're entitled to be a husband. And it's an honor to be a husband. And I think a lot of men forget that. You know what I'm saying?
Starting point is 01:18:41 Wait, how long have you been with her? For maybe like three years, going on four years strong now. And my main thing as a husband is I'm excited to be her, man. I'm excited for me being the person that she can call and say, hey, you know, I need this or that or this, whether she's around. I mean, because, hey, man, marriage is a long-time relationship.
Starting point is 01:19:03 It's a long-term thing, right? So if you have that, why would you not allow your mate to go and chill? If they need time away, give them time away. Would you let her do OnlyFans? Like, oh, no, that's not what we're saying. I'm just saying, like,
Starting point is 01:19:21 when it's time for people to go away, you know what I'm saying? Let them go away. But what is going away to you? Is it like basically running off into the streets and just whiling out for a few days? Not necessarily that, sir, but it's more like, you know, you have to give people time. It doesn't mean that, oh, I put a ring on your fucking finger and you're my slave or I have to fucking have eyes on you 24-7. That's what make you a fucked up husband or a fucked up wife.
Starting point is 01:19:48 You know, let people fucking want to be around you. If they run away, let them fuck run away. They're fucked with you. They said they loved you. And what you're going to do? Stop being you? You know what I mean? It's like that.
Starting point is 01:20:02 You know what I'm saying? It's like I don't go fuck what she does. My loyalty, my life, my word, my love is going to always stand. And that's what marriage is to me. No matter where the fuck she is, no matter what the fuck is going on, she always has one person to call. The only time you don't sound crazy is when you're talking about your wife. Well, the only time y'all don't sound crazy is when y'all don't say that it's cool
Starting point is 01:20:25 motherfuckers to fuck their wife on camera. You keep going to hit me with that bullshit. I'm hit you with the right back. You don't like the- I miss you. You don't like her denigrating your mental health. That's what I'm taking from this. It's not that.
Starting point is 01:20:36 You know, it's... Shit, I'm crazy too. That's a soft spot. No, no, no, no, no. It's nothing. Wait, hold on. We're not going to sit here and act like he's not a little fucking crazy.
Starting point is 01:20:43 You don't care about his mental health. I don't care. We embrace the word. We already... She would gladly have you locked up in a loonie bin. I will tell you that. No. My thing is, it's more like you hit.
Starting point is 01:20:54 You hit you get hit back and then take it. Don't just fucking start talking about me. It's just there's nothing that seems like it gets to you besides. But I wasn't saying nothing bad. I'm giving, I'm saying. Nobody said anything bad. I literally,
Starting point is 01:21:05 all I said was you don't, you don't, the time when you're talking about your wife, you sound the most like clear. See, she's got pretty girl syndrome. What is that? She thinks that she does it,
Starting point is 01:21:15 that she can say whatever the fuck she wants and you're just going to take it. No, no, no, but my thing. What did I say? Did I say it in a bad way? No. I'm sorry if I offended you.
Starting point is 01:21:22 But that's what I'm saying. But, But that's what I'm saying. Y'all don't sound crazy when y'all think it's okay to let people fuck your wife in this society. I think that was a shot towards you, not me. That was a shot toward both you motherfuckers. Why me? Because you ain't said it wasn't okay, motherfucker.
Starting point is 01:21:36 I mean, I think everybody should be able to do whatever the fuck they want to do. And we get one life, Orlando. You can't be over here telling people they can't do this and you can do that. Oh, man. Well, look, it's like this. She's scared to do porn. She's halfway in. Duane.
Starting point is 01:21:49 Duane. Duane. Duane. Duane. Duane. Duane. Duane. Duane.
Starting point is 01:21:52 Duane. Duane. Duane Johnson. Duane Johnson. Ooh, you're the Rock now. Duane. Who? Oh, me.
Starting point is 01:21:57 I'm the Brock. Duane. Duane. Yeah. Duane was supposed to have been known to be having some good pussy when he did the movie. Be cool. Keep being cool, Duane. I have no idea what the fuck that means.
Starting point is 01:22:12 Do you think Dwayne the Rock Johnson is culpable for... His pussy looked like this. I know. He's fooling these young men with the thinking that you could have that kind of body. By just working out. Hey, bro. Why are you looking down? Bro.
Starting point is 01:22:28 His, the rock pussy looked like this. How did it look on camera? Amazing. I didn't say that pussy look amazing. That's a fist pussy. He said it look amazing. He wanted to fuck a fist pussy. All right, well, it's amazing.
Starting point is 01:22:44 Is it the color of my hand? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. You ever fist someone? one one girl one girl one girl it was a on tour I did an album called Trade It All an album it was it generated a couple of numbers and we went on on tour and when we went on tour I had the blessed opportunity of going to the auditorium of the embassy suites and we went inside the NBC suites and I met the girl on our birthday her name was Rebecca Rebecca wanted me to go back to my room with her and I went back to my room with her and I went
Starting point is 01:23:23 back to my room with Rebecca and Rebecca. She said, hey, why don't you stick your fingers in my pussy? And I said, what? She's like, stick your fingers in my pussy. And I was like, all right, okay, I'm going to stick one finger in your pussy. So I stuck one finger in her pussy, one. Okay, so, all right, let's stick the other one in my pussy. So I stuck the other one.
Starting point is 01:23:43 And all of a sudden, I just got real creative, put the other two in there. Whoa. Whoa, this is kind of wide. How far did you get? Well, to right here with the four. And then I said, oh, fuck it. Let me go put the thumb. And next thing, you know, I'm in there.
Starting point is 01:23:58 She said, ooh, I like your fangles. I like your fangles. It was nice. It was good. I like your fangles. I'm like, ooh, your fangles, your fangles. Yeah. I'm glad I asked.
Starting point is 01:24:17 What I asked about the fisting thing? It was a, I mean, hey, it was an experience. It was a rendezvous. You always asking the tough question. It was definitely a rendezvous, you know. Do you think that? that she has ever been fucked as good as you would potentially be able to if you were
Starting point is 01:24:31 a single man? I think Maryland Monroe had got fucked by Robert F. Kennedy and John F. Kennedy at the same time. Perfect answer. Do we have any proof? I can't, hey, man, that's the best way to answer that question.
Starting point is 01:24:48 Do you, what do you think about the Island Boys kissing? Their brothers. I mean, I told you guys, you know, on Cam Show, bro, like, you know, Ashley and Mary Kate has the right they have the right to kiss their transsexual cells But they're not transsexual they're men Yeah that's that's their brothers well that has nothing to do with me
Starting point is 01:25:10 What would you do if you were Ashley Mary Kate and got sick of having vaginas I'll probably just keep having a vagina even if I'm sick of it well I ain't got nothing to do with me they'd be kissing on each other and fucking on each other Why do you think they're kissing on each other has nothing to do with me but I was just saying why do you think that I don't know brother You don't know. You tell me. Oh.
Starting point is 01:25:32 Okay. I mean, it has everything to do with the fact that they are who they are. I just, you know, have to just. Seemingly heterosexual. Who did what? Who fuck are you guys talking about? The Olson twins. Oh.
Starting point is 01:25:44 And then the Olson twins. We're talking about the Olson twins being the island boys and the island boys being the Olson twins. I see. Yeah. That's what we're talking about. You think they're one and the same. Dwayne.
Starting point is 01:25:57 Dwayne Raven get her get her raven all I'm saying is raven You think he's her yeah, oh shit you hear that accusation? Oh, how's that feel? Because we both shooting now like a dagger to the chest oh that's so dope damn she did you dirty Raven's broke not you you got Versacee fit oh do with me? Ain't he a bad boy. You think he's bad? Nah, I ain't bad.
Starting point is 01:26:32 If he was single, would he be able to get some? Rebecca. Look at the way he hits that blunt. I'm thinking. Can you just imagine him doing that to your nipples? You horrible, cuz. Don't come, me. I think you're supposed to, there you go, see.
Starting point is 01:26:55 I feel like we would have a fun, a fun time. I don't know about fucking, but we would definitely have fun. Oh, wow, that's delicious. How the fuck is everything he said? No, it's not even that. It's just, oh, gosh. Are we talking about, why are you talking about fucking me, Kass? I'm not.
Starting point is 01:27:12 He asked the question. I'm answering the question. Faroo, why the fuck that? I didn't fuck this this shit going. What is it? Listen, I remember one time, one time. It was just one time only. I fuck the bitch, right?
Starting point is 01:27:27 The bitch, she was retarded. And the bitch, I stuck my dick in the bitch. and it was real cute and the bitch was like oh yo yeah I thought it was real cute she had that's the hair
Starting point is 01:27:38 oh yeah oh yeah it was like that's what you really do good you keep going for a little bit longer oh yeah oh my god
Starting point is 01:27:47 in their eyes were going oh yeah yeah that was the best pussy I ever had oh it was the greatest ever
Starting point is 01:28:01 I like so you're saying that retarded Pussy is the best pussy. Better than a lot of pussy in the world. Not better than my wife's, but I'd rather have a retarded bitch than a bitch that thinks she's mentally stable. You're saying the shit that people are scared about.
Starting point is 01:28:15 I'd rather have a bitch with a shit out to hear. I'd rather have a bitch like that than the bitch to sit here and look pretty like you. Because that bitch is going to be, that bitch is going to be home. She's going to have my bread. If she's mildly retarded, she'll have my brain. Yeah, the bitch's going to have my motherfucking breakfast done, dead on time. Kids is right there with their mama.
Starting point is 01:28:43 Bitch, where you're madmy? I'm like, yeah. I promise to God, it's going to be okay. But if I get somebody that's pretty with her like this and nails like this, bitch, I can't even get my dick sucked after I make $100,000. You want to be so cute, so fine, so fresh, bitch. You won't even fucking pick a hair off my back. I don't.
Starting point is 01:29:02 You make too much. money so you're lazy about giving your man had admit it yeah admit it boy no I'm never too ready to this and I would pick a hair out of back oh I would pick a hair out of his what back and I would even I'd even press your hair like you know what I don't know what a retarded bitch to do I like the retarded bitches I like the retarded holes you me retarded me I'm gonna leave my if my wife ever cheat on me I'm gonna leave him for a retarded bitch I'm gonna be like you So you stupid motherfucker, that's what I'm going to give me a retarded bitch.
Starting point is 01:29:41 You dumb, motherfucker. You hurt my feelings. I'm so mad at you, bitch. Let's go. No game. Yeah, man. You know what I'm saying? On a bitch, man.
Starting point is 01:30:13 On a motherfucker bitch, man. You know what I'm saying? Pull that shit, man. You know what? Cause it is besides you might make that shit. You know what I'm sweating and shit. Yeah, man. Fix that shit.
Starting point is 01:30:21 Hey man, what is the questions? We're all dumbfounded right now. You are the greatest entertainer of the 21st century. I appreciate you. You get your flowers for the rest of your life. I appreciate you. You know, I try to do what I can do what I can do. But I learned that for a quick sucky, man.
Starting point is 01:30:42 We can't do it. We can't. Respect for still drinking the Modello even though the 42 is here now. Yeah, I get that because you got to. He's going to conserve. He's going to finish it. Yeah. Cheers.
Starting point is 01:30:53 Hey, I got, yo, St. Patty's Day was yesterday. It was. Okay. Everybody at the farmer's market was wearing green. Were they? Yeah. Did you respect it or what? I respected the green.
Starting point is 01:31:04 Did you wear green? No. With your Irish. Didn't even think about it. Honestly, I didn't even know it was. You didn't fuck with it? I didn't know it was St. Patty's Day. I didn't know it was St. Patty's Day.
Starting point is 01:31:15 Until somebody was like, happy Saints' Poch? No, my mom, until my mom was like, you have Irish in your blood, son. You do? And I was like, I was like, All right. And she was like, say, happy St. Patrick's Day. And I was like, oh, fuck, yeah, cool. You know?
Starting point is 01:31:28 And then I was like, all right, all right. So now I know. I shouldn't celebrate St. Patrick's Day now because I have a kid. So it's like the kid, you wear green, it's fun. Yeah. You got a four-leaf flower toy or something. I guess it's in school. They do their thing in school.
Starting point is 01:31:45 Maybe. Yeah. Yeah. Maybe in school. Well, it's not even just the, it's, when I was in school, when we were in school, I remember the green. Remember, you know, you come to school, you see the, the, the, the, the four-le-clones and stuff like that.
Starting point is 01:31:59 My thing is, lepracons. Yeah. Is that racist now? Leparcons? No, it's not. No, it's not. No, it's not. No, it's not.
Starting point is 01:32:05 No, it's not. In America, what the fuck is the point in the same path? That's why I forget about it. It's like, oh, fun Irish culture stuff. But why he, the same way. Or is it? I mean, that's the idea, right? It's not like everybody's Irish,
Starting point is 01:32:16 but everybody's just kind of having fun. Nobody's Irish, and nobody's Mexican, and we still celebrate Cinco de Mayo. Right. We have fucking Mexican holidays, right? So I think it's like any reason to drink. What about like Black Guy Day? Okay. Black Guy Day is cool. Black Guy Day is cool. Black Guy Day, but I would rather, I would rather nigger day. Oh. I would come out for nigger day. Not Black Guy Day.
Starting point is 01:32:38 But that's not really something that the white kids are going to be able to participate in. Yes, because it's just for niggers. Right. But that's not really like inclusive, right? St. Patrick's Day is very inclusive. Cinco de Mayo is inclusive. We can't even say happy day. On black guy did, you get to learn about Mike Tyson, J.Z, like, you know, Charles Barkley, and others. But you just learn about good stuff about it.
Starting point is 01:33:08 We both reaped in. Wait, wait, wait, wait, okay, so what does that mean? Just learn about a bunch of black guys and like, good, shit that they did. That's like a good holiday, right? That's called, that's called Black History Month. I know, but I'm just, I'm offering a different take on it. It's going to be one day. One day. And it's just going to be a bunch of black dudes. Not like the best. But do we have, is it going to be called that though? Because not everybody. Yeah. That I'm not so sure. Okay, so is that the only day that everybody is going to come to Orlando Brown's niggers.
Starting point is 01:33:41 Like you just got to say, like get it out of your system. If you're not a nigger day, bro, I don't even want to know you. If you don't come the nigger day. Right. We got a nigger parade. And so what would be the... We got nigger soup, nigger salad, nigger and rice. What is using the hard R say about the day? Nigger salad. And it would be a cookout.
Starting point is 01:34:00 Everybody all around the world would just have a cookout. People don't really say that word that much of these days. So it's kind of like a throwback thing. It's like a throwback to like an era where that was more common, right? Nigger stuffing, nigger gravy. Green, beans, tomatoes. all that okay
Starting point is 01:34:30 I'm like 12 hours in interviewing today this is how I'm ending it it's kind of epic delusional but I got to fuck the first person with a nigger
Starting point is 01:34:38 right what a way to end the night what a way to end my night with a nigger with a nigger like coming to a nigger near you
Starting point is 01:34:52 you know I'm mostly I would listen to all of your ASMRs Oh, you would? Translation, she wants you to eat her out. That is not. That is what that meant. That is so nasty.
Starting point is 01:35:03 She wants you to eat. It is not nasty as came down there. We don't know. I don't want to know. We don't know. But she's... I don't want to know. She's Hispanic.
Starting point is 01:35:13 Do you eat eel? Eal. Do you eat eel? I, like, you know, sushi that has eels on it sometimes, but I don't go, like, super out of my way, but am I down? Yeah. I'll do anything. Okay, so check this out, bro. eel
Starting point is 01:35:27 ew exactly there you exactly but ill sauce it's sweet right so just stay away from eating raw fish
Starting point is 01:35:38 if you don't like eating pussy some women are going to sting down there if you're grown ass man you're going to eat some pussy but definitely you've encountered pussies that are too gross to eat yeah I've encountered pussies that were too gross to fuck
Starting point is 01:35:52 we're just hoping that you don't have that let me ask you a question say you're down there, right? Like, you're working your way down there and you're down there and then you realize, this bitch got some steak ass pussy. What do you do in a lot? How do you divert? You are at a critical juncture.
Starting point is 01:36:07 Yeah, like, where, how do you get out of that without being obvious? You kiss her thighs a little bit. O'Marion was fucking a girl. You got an abort mission. Oh, Marion was fucking a girl. She was real cool. Omarion. Marion's fucking this girl.
Starting point is 01:36:24 And she was real cool. And you were there. No. I know the girl And the girl She was real cool She's real cool Got cool with me You know what I'm saying
Starting point is 01:36:34 After she stopped fucking with Omarion Stop fucking with me She started fucking with Orion You know Omarion's brother All right So she
Starting point is 01:36:43 You know she get around Pretty much You know what I'm saying So basically When we go At the time My boy Reno Was still alive
Starting point is 01:36:51 I don't know If you know Reno You kind of look like His daughter that's something else But it's like Let's start there Yeah
Starting point is 01:36:59 You know Let's start there But my thing is It's more like So We go to Reno's little spot And You know
Starting point is 01:37:08 Reno He was hitting all kinds And He was fucking pussy You know And getting the pussy He's like Ha ha
Starting point is 01:37:12 I get the pussy Woo! I know Kobe Bryant You want to meet Kobe Okay No Give me the pussy And I tell him
Starting point is 01:37:19 That you know Me And then so he gets the pussy Okay Then next thing, you know, I was getting, I get the pussy. But this Pacific time, she was in there. And I was like, you know, like, like, like, back to stick my thing where it didn't belong, you know. The sun.
Starting point is 01:37:40 It's not a private part. Yeah. And I pulled the pants down and. Describe it. Describe it. It stunk. It was bad. To the high heavens.
Starting point is 01:37:52 Put a taste. It don't. smell good to be jogging, run down the alley, smell a dead cat. That's, it was fucked up. It was worse than a dead cat. Yeah. You're paying the picture. So you're not going to fuck that.
Starting point is 01:38:11 You're going to put a, this sheep back up. She definitely knows who she is. She also listened to this like, fuck. Yeah, bitch, your pussy. Stank like a motherfucker. I, bitch, I know you had like eight kids four. You told nobody you had no kids. bitch who are you today?
Starting point is 01:38:26 I thank you, Taraji P. Henson. Bitch, close your legs. Ha! In the ha-ha-da-ha-da-ba-horosh-a-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha. That bitch got some pussy that can't stand. Yeah, did you speak in tongue? Oh, no, man. It was nasty smelling.
Starting point is 01:38:40 Taraji P. Henson's pussy it was. I'm starting to think that Jay-Z and all these people that have vaginas are not really... It's like a metaphor. It has nothing to do with me. It has nothing to do with me. You're a mystery. I mean, a mystery for my wife to unriddle. Oh, God.
Starting point is 01:39:00 Poor woman. That shit can be cute and it can be not, too. At the same time. Okay, so Crystal has some stank. Stank pussy. How did you get out of that? Did you tell her? Because I feel like you would tell her.
Starting point is 01:39:13 I was like, nah. You told her? He don't smell good. You said that? You said that? I'm her right now. Tell me the way you said to her. I was like, it just did you know.
Starting point is 01:39:24 Hey, I gotta go with it. I gotta talk to Reno. Why was Omarion able to thug it out? And you weren't. He probably didn't eat her out. He was probably the one making her get the abortions. Because you know, you only gonna stink like that if your tubes is being fucked with like that. Not necessarily, right?
Starting point is 01:39:41 I don't give a fuck unless the bitch was shitting and putting it in her pussy. What the fuck? What the fuck is you talking about, man? I mean, I've encountered a bunch of stinky vaginas in my life. And I don't think any of them were putting shit in there or getting like a shitload of abortions. No. It just stinks sometimes.
Starting point is 01:39:59 You can wipe front to back, back to front. Some people, they have a little fucking, I don't know. I'm the kind of man don't even want to wipe my new daughter. I look away when my wife is changing my wife. I look away. I don't want to see nothing. I ain't even knowing nothing. Being a grown-up, being a dad, you got to just suck it up.
Starting point is 01:40:24 You're wiping poop. I told her. I told my wife when she teaches me how to deal with that. Cool. It is uncomfortable, though. I don't have one. I don't. When she grants me the gift of showing me how to do that, then all right.
Starting point is 01:40:43 Over than that, I'm just not excited to be. She's like, oh, anyway. Like, no. This is a weird feeling. This is a weird feeling. Even with my son, before he got to a certain age, I was like, I'm not going to be just, wiping my son like that's his little ding ding what i mean yeah but you know you've got a penis so it's kind of yeah but i know but still man that's their privacy man can't anybody say nothing
Starting point is 01:41:06 he's a child so what do you wait time out because y'all sound crazy okay mama with the mama no it's weird it's weird because you didn't have what if you was raising your door about himself how the fuck are you gonna you're gonna leave her like well you gotta realize i'm like i'm not the person I'm not the person to be like I'm not the person to be like, yo man, you know what I'm saying? Like, you know, I'm going to tell you that's all good and Danny. Like I'm still a baby as well, but I'm still grown. You know what I mean?
Starting point is 01:41:38 I'm still coming into my own too. So some things are beautiful for me to learn. I'm 30 fucking five. You're not coming into. You're grown as man. It's weird for an obvious and simple reason. Because as men, we've never had to clean. a vagina before. There you go.
Starting point is 01:41:53 It's just kind of weird. You're doing this for the first time. You never had to think about what it even was like. But my son, when I got my son, and she brought me my son, I was like, all right, and he was already used to her. So I just had to get used to making sure, you know what I'm saying? See, I don't have a son, so I don't even know what it's like to clean a little boy penis. Yeah, you know what I'm saying. So I just made sure, you know, and I got to show him. You got to show him how to pee. You got to show him how to pee. You put Cheerios and toilet and just let them shoot them. That way they
Starting point is 01:42:24 learn. Seriously? Yeah. What the fuck? Yeah. Shoot these chirias. That's my way. That way. That way they like, they try. Actually, that sounds interesting. I got to let them do that. That was dope. Yeah. You put churias in there. Let them shoot them. Yeah. That way they don't get on. They learn to like shoot.
Starting point is 01:42:40 I've just always heard that the kid's going to piss on your face. You have a boy because it's sort of, you know. Well, it kind of depends on what you do. It depends on what you want, what you like. I don't want that. But I mean, if it happens to happen. Anyways, so I'm supposed to be doing this Orlando Brown show shit After this. Zeus is pump fagging. No, it's not that.
Starting point is 01:43:02 Everyone wants to know that I'm on the level that I'm on mentally. Everybody's a little skeptical. No, no one's skeptical. It's more like, are we ready or are we not? Do you think you're ready? I think, I've proved that. It has nothing to do with what I think. Fuck what I think.
Starting point is 01:43:19 Do y'all want the money? Of course you want. want the money, but do you... I think you could do it. Do you think you have multiple weeks of filming and being consistent with them in you? It has nothing to do with what I've already
Starting point is 01:43:31 demonstrated. That's a whole other world. The internet is something different from TV. TV is one thing. That's my world. That's how I play. That's how the world knows me. The internet
Starting point is 01:43:46 is a whole other world. Right. That's fun. That's sitting here, getting to know good people, having good drinks. Hey, man, can we get a, because I'm chilling my buddy. I got a new found sis, chilling. We just fucking around, you know what I mean?
Starting point is 01:44:07 You could jerk off to her. I don't know about when you get home. Adam, not now. The people want to know. That if you, I know you're looking for something along the lines of an answer for that kind of shit. And I'm like, dude, hey, man,
Starting point is 01:44:24 stop it. You got an alien. Shut out, Assali. It's weird as fuck. Shut up Milo. You know, but if you need,
Starting point is 01:44:34 if you, if you, if you want to fucking rock with me, man, and chill with me, I have no problem coming and chill with you, man,
Starting point is 01:44:41 because that's the, this is the vibe. I want you to sit around. I don't know about that gay thing, shit. You got fucking girl host. You got Orlando Brown here tonight.
Starting point is 01:44:48 And I don't mean, all the thugs left. This is like this is cool now I want to see like Tom Cruise coming this bitch I meant if it's like Miley Cyrus coming in this fucker Were you scared of Wack 100 being here? No I wanted to meet him again. I only met him one time Dude he's scary no he loved me gave me a hug really he was fucking awesome He was really coolie I was looking forward to seeing him. He's probably got sex tapes of you What? Huh?
Starting point is 01:45:20 Uh-oh. That says love language. The sex tapes? Just kidding. Just kidding. The sex tapes? What sex tapes? Of me?
Starting point is 01:45:31 So I'm going to be concerned about. No. No. The whack 100? What the fuck is you saying, man? Are you worried? You're worried? No, I don't have any sex tapes with nobody,
Starting point is 01:45:46 you look like you're thinking about it. You look a little concerned. I don't have any sex tapes other than... Where were you? I do have two sex tapes. I do. I do. Those other ones we're talking about.
Starting point is 01:45:56 One sex tape with my ex-assistant. I was fucking a shout of her. And then I got... Excuse me. I'm sorry, Danielle. And then I got one other one with the two girls in one time. Woo! Sell that.
Starting point is 01:46:14 My boy getting a pussy. I like it. I got some pussy sometimes. I was fucking a pussy. Sometimes. I had fun when I was married. Man, I was doing some cool shit. You know, hey, man, you know, I wasn't a player, but I was doing some player or shit.
Starting point is 01:46:30 I really was, man. I really was. There it is. She's chewing ice. I was doing some player shit, man. That's just like a nervous thing for you. Yeah, I'm like, I think we need to be on the radio or something. I think she's.
Starting point is 01:46:48 I think we need to be on. She's threatened by your dominant big dick energy. Okay, fine. Okay, so I want to do a radio show. You should do radio show. We should see how that sounds. I feel like a podcast is like the modern radio show. I think that like radio.
Starting point is 01:47:03 I feel like a radio station. I don't listen to the radio though. Like let me on the radio. This is like on demand radio, right? Nobody fucking listens to the radio anymore. You listen to the radio? Nobody listens to the radio. The radio is just like cut up this.
Starting point is 01:47:15 Nobody listens. Why are you listening to Al Sharps? He's not, you can't listen to him. The fucking big boy Big boy is not on the radio right now in California anymore. He moved. We don't have anything. And Steve Harvey
Starting point is 01:47:31 is definitely not on the radio anymore. We have nothing. We have nothing fun to get up in the morning. Like me, you have coffee. We all have coffee. Get up in the morning. You remember Delilah? Dude. You remember Delilah? We fuck around and get up in the morning and have coffee, bro,
Starting point is 01:47:48 and just fucking do this shit. Get in current events. You know what I'm saying? Get into the news, and just fucking sit here and just shit and shit around, bro, and make this shit happen. You know what I mean? Like, really, like, wait people up. They fly in in their morning when they're on the plane, they land. You see a billboard of us.
Starting point is 01:48:04 Go to school, going to school in the morning time they hear us and shit. I think that will be fucking amazing, bro. I think that would be cool. Because it's not about what they're not doing anymore, right? It's about what we allow them to do. Nobody's going to listen to the radio. Dude, everyone listens to the radio. Dude.
Starting point is 01:48:23 No. No, they don't. Dude, X-Im radio. My fan base, they watch YouTube. Yeah. Maybe like TikTok. But they don't listen to the radio. And even like if you're in the car.
Starting point is 01:48:36 Do you really basing yourself on TikTok in the fuck? I'm saying like normal kids these days, normal 20-year-olds, 25 girls, they watch YouTube and they watch TikTok. Yeah. And probably like Instagram and maybe Twitter. All right. And you could even, and you could even put the. the podcast in your car and just have that shit running while you driving.
Starting point is 01:48:55 What about these black guys that come through with all this money and they do this fucking quick like fucking, okay, like Ricky fucking Smiley. He comes through, he makes all this fucking money and your ass is like, oh yeah, well, we'll just do this and we'll just do that. Ricky Smiley has been doing this shit for... No,
Starting point is 01:49:12 no, he hasn't. Not since before the other motherfuckers is before him. So what are you talking about? The motherfucker with the green eyes. I can't think of a fuck his name right now. What's the motherfucker's name with the green eyes, bro. That dude the motherfucker's show, the fucking, the, do the, do the, do the
Starting point is 01:49:27 fucking radio shit. What the fuck with that? His fucking name, he's fucking green eyes with the niggins shit. He'd be doing it on the fucking radio shit. He got fucking, he probably imagined him. I have no idea what you're talking about. He's made millions off that shit.
Starting point is 01:49:44 My brother, Riley Broussard told me about this motherfucker. And he's on the radio. So how you know he got, he's made millions off the radio. That's how I know the motherfucker. The only black men to make millions off the radio. I really have no idea what he's talking about. Why the fuck you don't know about this MC Hammer?
Starting point is 01:50:01 You look like him right now. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. You're probably thinking of like a bunch of other celebrities who look more like. I'm Dwayne Johnson. But if you're also Jay-Z, then what does it really mean? I don't know.
Starting point is 01:50:17 They don't look anything alike. He's Polynesian, right? Well, who cares? What I was trying to make happen for this fucking radio world? It's awesome to me because I remember when Usher was like, do-do-do-do-do-do-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-chute-choo-ch-ch-choo-ch-ch- And that's the days, man. It's because you're older. No, I don't even fuck about an older.
Starting point is 01:50:36 No, no, I'm saying like when, you know, it's like nostalgia. My baby, Mama, O'Mina, it's older. You want to, you want to. You got a baby with Obama? Who got a baby with Obama? I got a baby with Obama. Your wife is Obama? No, not my wife.
Starting point is 01:50:49 You fucked Obama as well. He's transsexual. He's a white. He's no, he's trendy. He's from Hawaii, right? He's Kenyan. He's not fake. He's not like a Donald Trump lie.
Starting point is 01:51:02 He's got Kenyan and pussy, man. He really is Kenyan. Or were they lying about him being a Muslim? Nah, man. Let him be set free. I don't think he's practices. Okay, if Obama would let you hit, you'd do it. Would you hit if Obama let you do it?
Starting point is 01:51:17 I hit the pussy. Obama had clean, good, strong. A natural pussy I didn't I didn't Obama didn't do nothing wrong to me I won't say nothing wrong by his pussy His pussy tastes good
Starting point is 01:51:35 Smell good Was good So is Michelle Obama? Is Michelle Obama? Michelle Obama is his wife I'm talking about his pussy I've ever talked about his pussy Because her pussy has nothing to do with this situation
Starting point is 01:51:47 Leave his wife out of it Mrs. Obama Yes okay She didn't know what Obama was doing. Obama was having sexual relations with Alamos.
Starting point is 01:52:01 And Landos had no idea that he wanted to have sexual relations with me. See? And I I was behooved on the invitation to have sex with Obama.
Starting point is 01:52:19 And Obama's pussy, it tastes like mangoes. I was like. Yes, it was mangles. I would say, no, that was the other one. The other one. Yeah, but this one did, I can't say it. And then this one right now, it was mangoes on this pussy. And I said man garlic pussy, man garlic pussy.
Starting point is 01:52:41 Mang garlic? Mang garlic. Mang garlic pussy. It was the most, it was like pussy off a tree. Yes, it was like pussy off a tree. If it had a sound, what would it be? No, man, no. Can you armpit fart?
Starting point is 01:53:07 No. Oh, I did it, I think. You could do that. You could go viral on TikTok. I heard the... That needs to be a gift. I haven't done that. So the Breakfast Club.
Starting point is 01:53:25 What are your thoughts in the Breakfast Club? No thoughts. What the fuck do you mean? No thoughts, bro. I haven't watched it in years, realistically. Okay, so what do you think, though? He has no thoughts. You get the
Starting point is 01:53:38 They added the new girl I'm kind of interested But I haven't seen I haven't seen anything She's dope She is dope She's dope She's dope
Starting point is 01:53:46 She's dope She's fucking dope I honestly don't know anything about her I don't know Why are you acting like You don't know about this I just don't You cannot possibly not know
Starting point is 01:53:55 Who Jess hilarious No I just I know who she is But my point is I think we would have a bigger show I've seen a little bit of like Clips of her I think we would have a bigger show We'd be like
Starting point is 01:54:04 Bit Bill It's in the situation baby I'm ton-n-nom-da-p-p-sue-d-ch-ch-ch-l-lady. But if you, I want to give me flowers, I like to talk for hour. Like, if it was like to be. I'm a du-bba-d-d-me.
Starting point is 01:54:20 I'm trying to-be-d-d-da-da. No. I literally, I was like, what? I feel like I know this song. Like, yeah, every was like to play some. It goes like this. Now you feel me? But play some dope-d-d-d-d-d-d-chit.
Starting point is 01:54:34 Mixed with some chodd-d-d-shit, you know what I'm saying? Hey, yeah. How come we got all the soul at the table? Right. And they had hair like me. They were like, um, I thought the one dude was a chick. Do,
Starting point is 01:54:48 I really did. I thought it was like a hot chick. The main dude in the group. For a long time, I'm not gonna lie. I thought, I'm not gonna lie, it was like, is it a girl? And I thought she was cool. She was fucking dope.
Starting point is 01:55:02 But I'd only seen the Mbba video. Did it work? I never hit. Unfortunately. I was a little kid. Yeah, I could do three hours with you with my day in the morning. This is two hours. I got to go.
Starting point is 01:55:14 I'm done. We're going on two hours? This is two hours. I've been here for 12 hours today. We're sitting here. We've been sitting here for two hours talking? Yeah. Okay, yeah.
Starting point is 01:55:23 So let the people know that this shit ain't easy. People think that what we do on social media is so like. This is like your first podcast. Who me? Yeah. No. I'm like, no. I'm saying in general, the social media shit,
Starting point is 01:55:37 you got to be like on top of it. Bitch, I'm going to go eat some not you, but I'm going to go eat some sushi and bitch, fuck you and what you think? I don't really think. I sat here with my brother and my sister. I didn't got loose and I could talk about my shit and on some bad boy and on some thank you for. Who was supposed to come to the content house?
Starting point is 01:55:56 Which what? A while back you were supposed to come to the content house and you got real Hollywood. I'm going to say it. You got real Hollywood. You got real Hollywood and was like, please believe me. He's a bad bitch. He's a bad bitch. I'm a stand on business.
Starting point is 01:56:11 You know my friends, Sam Jones, and you were supposed to come, and you didn't come. I will. You let only fans a girl down. You did. I'm not just the only, first of all, there's more layers to me than that. We don't know that. We do. I would just like to say that.
Starting point is 01:56:30 Number one, before we end this shit, I know it's been a long time that motherfucker's been listening, but I'm going to give you, I'm going to give you one thing, you know, and a couple things. to go ahead, go he goes sleep with. I'm going to tell you, you know, I did not mean for my dick to land in so many ladies at one time, and then all these kids pop up crying like they mind. I did not, I did not mean for my mama to tell me she hate
Starting point is 01:56:51 me, and then I act like I love her, but she's still going to hate me, but I want to hug her. I can't keep on telling y'all that it's my fault that I keep dripping on these bitches. It's not my fault that I'm great. Ain't my fault that all this money. on my motherfucking plate
Starting point is 01:57:09 bitch ain't my fault that I won't your ass to keep watching ain't my fault that I can pinch my own nipple to feel like this shit is real ain't my fault bitch that I promise to God I got on Versace and it ain't my motherfucking
Starting point is 01:57:25 fuck bitch that I'm trying to do it on time I got a grill I put the grill back in to leave we gotta get the fuck out of here now we gotta go take a photo so maybe the grill would make the photo harder.
Starting point is 01:57:40 That was a really good way to end the show. I love that shit. I am fucking cooked, bro. That was really inspiration. 12 hours. I felt motivated by that. 12 hour day. Love you.
Starting point is 01:57:49 Five interviews and I had to nut. I washed my hands like a while ago, yeah. All right, we out now. Orlando, appreciate you. Rebecca. Everybody goes sign up to her only fans because that's why she's here. Immediately.
Starting point is 01:58:03 That's why she's here. Okay. No jumper. Coolest. podcast and world check us on YouTube TikTok Patreon Instagram, like comment and subscribe nojummer.com let me know if we should have Orlando back soon. Soon as fuck.
Starting point is 01:58:15 Yeah. If I'm allowed ladies and gentlemen I love y'all. Boom, boom, shake the room. Like for a shot in 1942. Bye guys.

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