No Jumper - Orlando Brown on Meek Mill & Diddy, Usher AKA Gusher, Being Piru & More
Episode Date: March 28, 2024Orlando Brown talks about Adam and Lena viral episode, Raven-Symoné, TMZ, Meek Mill, Diddy, Nicki, Omarion, Playboi Carti wearing a dress, and more. ----- 0:00 - Intro 0:13 - Orlando starts off with ...asking Adam why he let everybody f his wife 1:12 - Adam says him and Orlando have spent only 2 hrs together ever 1:28 - Orlando says people look at Adam like he’s his bro and expect him to answer for Adam 2:25 - Orlando says he never expected Adam to agree with Lena doing scene, Orlando thanks Adam for helping him out with a interview when he was down, says the interview helped him 4:50 - Orlando says he’s didn’t watch Lena’s scene Rebecca says she feels like Orlando definitely watched it 5:43 - Orlando says he’s been in the public eye since 5, says before there was a Usher, Teyanna Taylor, Bow wow, Ciara, and Katt Williams there was an Orlando Brown 7:13 - Orlando says his birthday is 12/4/87, he has the same Birthday as Jay Z, Orlando says it’s the same birthday as her and points to Rebecca, she says “Me?” Orlando says “Jay-z” 7:30 - Orlando says Rebecca is Jay-Z the same way Adam is Miley Cyrus and sings “I came in like a wrecking ball”, Orlando says Rebecca looks like Jay Z because of her top row of teeth 9:48 - Orlando says it’s our prerogative and that’s the move we have to make in our lives, if you want to work out, get your a** up, says things have to go back to being simple 10:05 - Orlando says the last time Adam seen him he was in a different place, says it’s time to grow, says he wasn’t illuminated in certain areas in life 11:09 - Orlando says people should know that you should stop doing what doesn’t work for you as soon as possible, and that’s how you level up in life, says he just had a daughter, his family and life is happy 14:10 - Orlando calls Raven Symone a b*tch and speaks on Miley 24:18 - Orlando swears that he got on a song with Crip Mac 26:55 - Orlando says he met Diddy and he’s one of his best friends 27:40 - Orlando says he didn’t take money from Diddy to not talk about him 29:20 - Rebecca ask Orlando about Nickelodeon Tv Kids documentary 31:07 - Orlando says he’d do another Disney show, says he’s been getting calls to do things and Rayven is pissed, says he just wrapped up recording his album, and photoshoot for the album roll out 33:52 - Orlando says Rick Ross is g*y 34:50 - Orlando ask why Wack100 isn’t he there for the interview 42:17 - Orlando says he banged on Raz B because he was drunk 45:05 - Orlando says he’s not allowed to get into who he’s connected to in the streets 47:10 - Orlando says if he was single Rebecca wouldn’t be his cup of tea 49:27 - Orlando says he doesn’t like how Usher slipped while wearing skates 50:17 - Rebecca ask Orlando what he thinks about Ryan Garcia’s viral rants 53:35 - Orlando Brown says MC Hammer runs the entire music industry, says that’s his uncle 55:45 - Orlando comments on Sexxy Red, says Nicki Minaj would talk sh** but would have a record to back it up 56:48 - Orlando says “im sure Nicki Minaj wanted to keep her regular nose before she went Barbie and made a million dollars”, Orlando imitates Nicki 1:03:00 - Orlando says he heard about Playboi Carti wearing a thong, Rebecca says she wants to know where do the balls go, Orlando refuses to look at Playboi Carti in a thong 1:04:17 - Orlando says wearing a dress in Major pain wasn’t Co opted by Hollywood Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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My guy.
How are you?
Hi, what's up?
You smell good.
Thank you.
What's up?
See, the Riz begins.
The Rizs begin.
All right, so what's up?
How you doing, man?
I'm great.
What's that with you?
Nice to see you.
It's been a while.
I'm ready to see you.
It's been a great while.
Why you later about your wife, bro?
If all that did happen, we could talk about that, but.
No, why did you do that?
Oh, you want, like now.
Why did you do that?
Um, you know, we do.
so sometimes you got to push the limits but that's like really weird and then like for me
to know you and then like to come like because you know I'm married you feel me so like are you
stand up to stand up for like bros that are married and then I see my bro with his dick out are we
bros I was like I did your show wait when was my I don't know this is out but I mean aren't you
talking about but like that was weird and I'm like dude like what the fuck are you
you doing, bro.
And I did you, and I got, like, all these people, like, yo, y'all, hit me.
I'm like, I don't know what the fuck he's doing with his wife.
So we've spent...
That was not fair, Adam.
We spent two hours of your life together.
Great.
So before I did the camp shit...
But the fact that I do my cam...
Kevin, my little Versacee shot off of my...
It's show and all this shit now.
What's your cams?
It's like, you know, the Camp Capone.
for reviews. No, it's cool.
So it's like, dude, like you
were in the lead of that.
Now it's like, I got to deal with
the only reason that you should not is because
you let people fuck your wife.
Like, that's not cool.
So I got to get that out of my
system because I get my DM up.
That's like, that sucks.
And they look at me like, yo man,
that's your bro. And I'm like,
yeah, what do you
want me to do about that? I feel like anyone
hits me up acting like it's
my business when you're walking around town with your luggage.
Right, bro! Right! But it ain't got that to do with me, though.
But why don't fuck you in my beat? So, yeah, bro, that's the only shit I can say in my
because I don't fuck with that shit. I'm not into that. You wouldn't get cucked.
No, bro, it's not that. I just don't f*** what you being a good person like you are.
And then I would never, like me, I would never expect. I mean, that's what you do in your
personal life is cool.
but to be the person that you are to me,
which is a very cool person
if you have taste class,
I was like,
wait, he did what?
Right.
And so that kind of fucked me up
because I know what kind of person you are.
And then you helped me out
when I was gonna f*** up note in my life
and no one believed that I was a cool person.
The interview helps with that?
Dude, you let me come on your fucking show.
You let me rock it out.
Talk about a little shit.
Yeah.
And it helped me out.
Definitely helped me out.
So that's good to know.
Well, that's why it was kind of important to me to start off there and I had to get off my chest.
Because I know that you're not that person.
And it's like, what the f***?
I feel like to you, given that you've grown up around like the Hollywood Illuminati,
that people having sex with each other's spouses probably shouldn't even hit the register.
There you go.
That's why I'm like.
This is normal shit to you, right?
It is.
But dude, you're one of us.
Why would the fuck you?
And by us, you mean?
Us.
And then that just disturbed me.
That was all.
All I read on us.
Because you know I've been trying to get invited to the cookout.
There's an elite people that are smart and then there's an elite people that are not.
See what I'm saying?
So you still be elite and don't be smart.
You're like smarter than that.
So I'm smart and elite.
Well, when I did a jumper, when you see the no jumper sign, bro, you have to realize like some people look at it as
a way to come and, you know, get away from what people say they, you know, when they say,
they want to make it.
We don't even have a sign.
We have the Quran and we have a cereal called whoops.
That's cool.
But what I'm saying is like the football, I mean, the basketball with the no jumper, like when I,
that's what I'm saying.
We should have that up here.
But people, yeah, but people game.
Yeah, but people came.
My thing is, it's more like when people understood when I sat down, it was more like,
all right, cool, bro.
Like, they respect you as the big homie.
So regardless of what you've done, we've all made mistakes.
You know what I mean?
You'll be the big homie and still let someone
your wife on camera.
Well, that's cool, but I just did want to see that
that's all.
Not in my, not in my lifetime.
What I want to see my big brother's wife get.
That's what I'm saying.
It kind of feels like it's not really like your business.
It is, but that's the issue.
But he put it out there, blood.
On social media and stuff, yeah.
And that's what I'm saying.
So that's what I mean.
And so some moves, it's what I said.
We all make mistakes.
Did you watch it?
No.
but but but but but but for them to know that I rock with him on a point to where he helped me going up
and then they're trying to there it's all the getting said and all this is like I don't know
I feel like you watched it no the way you said it no you saw her biting the sheets no it wasn't
it wasn't that at all my main thing is it was more like I just really respect you and I don't know
but you're smarter than that that's smarter than that but it seems like a conscious choice on my
part, right? I mean, you could do whatever
you want. Like it's a preference. Like you said, in your
own behind closed doors. Like, if
I found out that last night
you were slurping
on some dudes, I mean,
would I feel a little bit of weirdness
about knowing that you were getting down like that?
I guess maybe, but like, at the end of the day,
what you want to do is what you want to do.
The difference between me and that
situation is, I've
been in the public eyes since five
and, you know, before there was an Usher, there was an Orlando Brown,
before there was a Tiana Taylor, there was an Orlando Brown.
You're a legend.
No denying that.
Before there was a bow wow, there was an Orlando Brown,
before there was a Sierra, there was an Orlando Brown.
Before there was a Cat Williams, there was an Orlando Brown.
There's me.
So, they know me.
Big facts.
They know I wouldn't be sucking no dick.
So my main thing is at the end of the day,
is like I said, I said that it's dead.
Deg.
Deg.
Not the deck.
I mean, you said it in like the gayest way possible.
No, no.
But my main thing is, is at the end of the day, like, I respect you, brother.
And your decisions are your decisions.
It's great, but just don't put me in that position again.
I got to be answering questions that I don't even know.
Like, it's not my business.
I can't control what people DM you.
Well, I can't control your.
They don't.
Do you want to?
You know what I mean?
You get older by the base.
Like, you know what I mean?
It's your prerogative.
But, bro, like, you know what I'm saying?
Like, just know that the people that you interview.
They do have substance.
Right.
You know what I mean?
And that's all I'm saying, bro.
Like, it's not like I'm just trying to direct you.
Do you what, do you what I'm saying?
Like, just, I respect you still.
And I'm going to always respect you.
I just don't want you to be doing that.
Will you do me the honor of having sex with my wife's fleshlight?
Hell no.
I love my wife.
It's just a piece of rubber.
It's not a daughter.
It's a rubber.
No.
It's not really her.
When's your birthday?
It's a mold.
When's your birthday?
It's a 12-487, the same birthday as Jay-Z.
So that's your, oh, he's a sad story.
Literally the same?
Yes, the same birthday as her.
Me?
Jay-Z.
So my main thing.
What?
How was she, Jay-Z?
So my main thing is that.
Explain that.
Explain that.
Exactly you're in Milie, Cyrus.
I don't know, Miley.
Look at the front teeth.
Look at the grill.
You know what I'm saying?
I came in like a row.
How am I, J-Z?
Because, you know what I mean?
It's just, it's always this the top grill.
all your top
It doesn't mean that it's bad
But you could pay
She has nice teeth
I do
I didn't say that it was bad
But Jay-Z kind of has like the camel teeth thing
Going let's be real
What's what I say?
That's what I say
I'm not saying
About jigas teeth now
People always say it looks like a camel
Like he's even wrapped about it
He's gonna bug his teeth
No man
I'm just saying like you
That's what I think of when you say
Jay Z's teeth
No man you know
It's very recognizable
The mouth part
The mouth.
He has a recognizable mouth.
Yeah, and so does Miley, is all I'm saying.
Does she?
Mm-hmm.
They'll rewind this shit, start to look, and I promise all the memes.
He said no jumper looks like Miley Cyrus, and you look like Jay-Z.
I don't look like Jay-Z.
What do you look like with the slanted flat-top?
Is the flat-top back?
Oh, well, it's our prerogative.
The whole entire world, not just mine.
It's our prerogative.
Yeah, whatever we want.
Yeah, whatever we want.
whatever we need, we got it.
But was there like a conversation amongst?
The Luminati?
Oh, no, no.
I mean, like, there's you guys all.
I'm just saying, like, there's only one race that could really have the flat top,
and I'm seeing a lot of flat tops.
I'm just wondering, was there any kind of coordination?
There wasn't any illuminatic meeting, no.
No.
There was not a board meeting about my hair.
If there was, I want to be in one of those.
There was definitely no board meeting about my hair.
Okay.
I definitely can vouch for that.
You were just feeling, let's go slanted flat top.
Well, I feel like this is the world of us.
Not so flat top.
Well, there you go.
Yeah.
And so slant top.
Slant top.
It makes sense to me.
I can dig it.
You're bringing it back.
Well, no, we're bringing it back.
It's our prerogative.
It's our prerogative.
It's our prerogative, yeah.
You know what I'm saying?
And that's the move that we have to make
with our life, with our choices.
I'm saying, you want to work out?
It's your prerogative.
Get your ass up.
Stop.
You know what I mean?
Like, it's just,
everything has to just go back to being simple.
And because the last time you saw me,
it was a different situation where, like,
my mind wasn't,
uh,
um,
uh,
ready to accept certain things emotionally,
spiritually,
uh,
physically I wasn't ready.
But it's just a time to,
to grow in,
in every aspect in every single way.
You think the prior version of you was kind of,
immature?
I just wasn't, I wasn't illuminated on certain areas in life.
And I think what makes me better in life is that I would like to learn from all my mistakes
continuously by keeping the gift of life and sharing what those experiences have done for me.
The title on the last one, which, by the way, was 2022 April, so just about two years ago,
Orlando Brown on quitting meth,
Raven Simone, Nick Cannon, Dr. Phil, and more.
So that's just the title to give the people a little taste of what we might have
talking about.
And it's fun to know that the best thing for people to do is to stop doing what doesn't work
for them as fast as possible.
And that's how you get to be able to level up in life.
And that's what it is.
People don't want to hear that part of me.
But that's basically where I'm at in life.
I just had a beautiful daughter.
My wife is happy.
My family's happy.
My mom is happy.
My dad is happy.
And that's where I just go, I'm going to keep it that way.
Does your daughter get to see a different version of you?
Yeah.
The version we see is pretty erratic.
Yeah.
Well, it's not the erratic version.
There's two different versions.
You have the internet version and you have the television Orlando.
So the television Orlando is definitely where I'm at.
in life.
It's,
you know,
you do all this shit.
Get paid.
Is it in frame?
Uh,
you,
you,
you do all this shit.
Just wanted to check.
Uh,
you get paid,
uh,
whatever,
whatever,
whatever.
You know what I mean?
And,
uh,
it's great.
But from there,
you move on to being a,
being a grown man and knowing,
like,
yo man,
you can't lose this chance and,
and then you know,
you help certain people,
do what you got to do.
But you still have to make sure you take care of your family.
And that's what I think that a lot of people don't do.
do today as as men they don't they don't put effort into taking care of their family they don't put
effort into taking care of what matters first and and that's where i'm at in life it's just it's two
different orlando's you know i was that when i was um you know family matters and jamie fox show all
that that was that was that was no choice my mom was in control of the money all of that all you did
was make moves based off of you knowing that you had to go to the set now i'm going to the set again
And I'm actually realizing it's just me on set.
And there's nobody but my family to take care of and not just me.
So I can't just go into the club and party and play games with these mob people.
They have to treat me as such.
And I'm going to treat them as such.
And that's what's been going well for me.
You get paid by the club?
Yeah, club, uh, uh, club interview, all that.
What do they want you to do?
Turn up.
Some people just like me to come and joke around on the mic and say the various stuff that they
here on interviews.
You got to go do a Cam Capone
interview in the club?
Not necessarily.
Do your greatest hits?
Oh, no, no, no.
It's fun
to interact with the people, bro.
And like, you know, you can't
find Drake walking on the side of
the 290.
You can't find Little Wayne.
You know, and they're not going to hop in your car.
What were you doing, walking in the middle?
I was going to get a vape.
Yeah, you know, it was
right down the street from my suite.
Is it a vape a code word?
You know what I mean?
No, no, it's not a code word.
No, it's not a code word.
But, you know, it's, they will make it seem like it's wrong for me to walk down the street
because they can't walk down the street.
Same thing when you hear, like, I was doing karaoke,
and the shade room posts, I performed the Dats O'Raven song.
It's like, I understand my fan base.
Come on, dude, I was having karaoke with family and friends.
Like, what are you?
Did you sing it?
Like, no, I had fun doing karaoke.
And somebody's like, yo, will you do this?
And I'm like, yeah, I'll do it.
You know what I mean?
Like, but because she's a, that doesn't mean that I don't.
Yeah, that doesn't mean that I can't see this song.
Raven is a bitch.
The bitch, have you heard me or seen me stand next to the bitch or talk to the bitch?
It feels like she kind of exed you out at a certain point, right?
It's not about.
Is that how Hollywood is?
If you're not on Orlando Brown's way right about now, bro, and that's the problem.
Well, she's got a brand to maintain, and you've said some wild stuff about her, right?
Her song is cool, but, like, it has nothing to do.
Like, she's not going to be on bad girls.
She's not baddies, bro.
Well, that's probably a good thing, right?
No, bro, like, it's not about that.
I f*** with the people.
She don't.
She's very Hollywood.
It has nothing to do with who's better and who's not, my nigger.
Like, I'm with the folks.
they're like, where is she?
You feel me?
What is she doing?
I don't know, my niggins.
I don't know what she's doing.
So when you take it from like the Shade Room, they ain't posted me do the, what is it?
The bad boys, Texas.
They didn't post my daughter.
But they'll post me doing karaoke and say I'm performing the song for the.
It's like, come on, me, y'all be in petty as f***.
You know what I mean?
Would you go on a podcast with her and tuck it up?
Nah, my nigger, like, I'm Orlando.
That's it.
Okay.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, I got my own way popping.
You know what I mean?
That's it.
You know what I mean?
Like...
I think you're a little too volatile for her to get involved with.
I would love to see it.
Let me tell you something.
I would watch it.
I don't watch it.
I didn't talk to producers that don't want to fuck with her.
I didn't talk to people that's offering the Orlando Brown show, bro.
Like, so much shit on the table, bro.
I'm like, yo, man, you know what I mean?
Like, let's make a way.
Like, I don't got time for her games, bro.
Like, I'm really that dude.
Well, would you say you hold a grudge?
No, I don't have a grudge, bro, at all.
It's, I know what she's doing.
I know what she's been doing personally.
She's been doing some fucked up shit.
Spill.
Period.
Nah, man.
A nigga, you only pay me.
I charge $5,000.
He was only going to give me two.
Ask me $10,000 questions and ask me $5,000 questions.
I'll give you what you work.
So depending on how much you pay for the interview,
that determines.
Hey, man, you know what I'm saying?
So at the end of the day, like, all I'm telling you is
what's Cam Capone pan?
Oh, man, you know what I'm
I'm telling you is in the day.
Like, all I can tell you is at the end of the day,
some people just don't know how to respect,
you know, the fact that I've been doing more.
It has nothing to do what's been going on.
But what are you doing?
Well, I mean, I'm not here to argue about that.
I'm just here to say.
Like, that's not my phone.
But just like, what would you consider to be your main,
what are your personal?
That ain't this interview.
And that ain't my boat.
Well, what are your accomplishments of, like, recent years that you would want to hang your hat on?
Miley.
Miley. I can't do that with you.
Not Miley.
I just want to know.
Miley.
I'm going to need you to find me a new name.
Before there was a Miley Cyrus, there was Orlando Brown.
So I can't.
You know what I mean?
But not Jay Z?
Exactly.
Hey!
Okay, now you talk to Timmy.
Do you have, like, a religious reason that you can't be sitting closer to her?
Because normally people sit more like right here.
Well, well, the best thing for me to do is understand my, my prolific mind, right?
Is this a thing for your relationship?
It's a prolific thing.
You don't want to sit this close to the only fans girl.
You, but I got to have respect for my camera.
If I sit there, all those cameras go right to the wall, baby.
No, but this is kind of putting the mic right in front of your face.
No, do you see the camera set up?
Yeah, I got that gone.
I can try these on.
You can have them if you want to.
I don't want to have them.
I'll have them.
It is.
It's not it for you.
I feel like I shouldn't go into the sunglass shop and pick out the most.
dickhead.
No, you should.
That's just not from me.
You should actually.
You should put them on.
No, no, no.
I don't want to put him on.
No, you know what it is?
Did you ever get your hair line done?
I missed you, bro.
Did you get your hair done?
Bro, you know, I got the Bobby Barth told you.
Because you got a killer lineup right now.
I appreciate it, man.
That shit looks grisky.
Yeah, man.
But no, the thing was, man, when they tell me,
like, yo, man, you got to do this,
this no jumper interview and shit.
You know, I think about all the pussy
reconnect with an old friend.
I've been talking about Jay Z's
specifically.
We'll see.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Well, it's...
But it's more like, you know...
Jay Z's...
Yeah, I was telling my wife...
Hers or Sean Carter.
No, no, no, we were talking about
Sean Carler.
Carler?
Carter?
Carter? That's what you said?
Carler.
Okay, okay.
So, we were talking about Jay Z...
And...
I'm confused.
The thing about Jay Z pussy is so...
It's sweet.
it tastes like coconut.
But it does have an Afro on it.
The only thing,
I've never seen such an Afrocentric
vagina.
It was the most thing.
Afrocentric doesn't just mean
that it has an Afro.
Okay, well, I knew that, but that,
well, it wasn't just solute.
How do you know what Jay-Z?
Jay-Z, you have 24 hours to respond
or else I'm believing this shit.
Oh, he's got to respond.
You got to respond, Jay-Z.
Solid pussy.
Solet.
You know what I mean?
You ever seen the movie when they,
when they,
when the real black,
black exploitation film,
they're solid.
Not,
no.
You reference like a lot of things
that I don't know what they are.
Yeah,
well,
that's,
that's,
that's,
I'm supposed to be dead for knowing how good his pussy is.
I need,
I need more,
I need more clarity on this.
I talked about bow wow's,
Baowow had,
you got that bomb pussy.
Okay.
Shaquillo O'Neil,
he got that curry chicken pussy.
and he's
he got curry chicken
guys on paro
curry
yeah
you got curry chicken
pussy
Shaquille O'Neill
you got that curry chicken
that curry chicken pussy
and then they'd be like to eat that curry chicken
that pussy be tasting like
curry chicken cows on bloods
but curry chicken's like Indian food
why would a black tooth pussy smell like
Different kinds of ethnicity.
Why would a man have a vagina?
Well, that's on demand.
Why did you want to have a vagina?
Did you want a million dollars?
Wait, did they take their dicks off and now they have a vagina?
That has never to do with me.
Okay.
I'm not here for that.
So you don't actually, you don't involve yourself in the actual surgery.
No, no, no, no.
Just the people that put their pussies on me is who I can talk about.
That's all.
Well, pretty much.
But does your girl get bothered by you?
getting pussy from all these men?
No, she's bothered that they all tried to give me pussy.
You can take it.
But her only expectation could be of you, not them, right?
Well, the only thing that it's fun to know that, like, my friends are my friends.
I've been okay with the test that I've been given.
And, you know, people are beautiful in their own way, bro.
You know what I'm saying?
I make jokes of it in my own way.
You know what I mean?
But, you know what I mean?
Like my peoples are like beautiful.
Like I have people that can not only be animals, they can also be human.
They can be whatever the fuck they want.
At that point of over $100 million, you tell me what you could be.
You know what I'm saying?
And if I get close to you and I give you my heart, you know what I'm saying?
This is the only way I can express the fact that I know that what I'm saying is a,
it's coherent enough to be real for me to be alive.
So I'm not making a mockery of it.
But I am, I'm acknowledging it.
And it's the best way for me to explain the fact that I have people in my life that are from the top that came to humble themselves in the most humbling way.
Never thought that I would be able to identify them.
And I'm able to identify them.
And that's why it's, it's okay for me to have fun with this thought because certain people were, they went crazy.
Certain people explained it the wrong way.
Exactly.
Because some people are watching this thinking you've gone crazy.
Let's just put the elephant out in the room.
I'm not going to be Camp Capone.
He never calls you out in your shit.
I'm trying to actually get in here.
Miley.
Miley, you haven't gotten up and going to the bathroom.
That's how I know you're the same fucking person.
Okay, Miley, I can't do this with you.
28 minutes.
I came in like a wrecking ball.
I feel like he's going to be telling people you have a vagina soon.
He's Miley Cyrus.
Let me read to you a...
He's never going to fucking admit the fact that he's Miley.
He's on his downtime right now.
No one sees him walking up Hollywood Boulevard.
He's too tall to be Miley.
No, actually, she's pretty tall.
pretty fucking tall.
This is a clip title that ran on Campicvon.
Orlando Brown.
Adam 22 has effed everyone he's interviewed except me.
Dude, yeah.
What about her?
I have not had the pleasure of getting in her guts.
I would not know that, Miley.
But I'm just telling you.
She'll confirm it.
Have we had texts?
Why the fuck would I not call him Miley?
He's fucking awesome.
So if I die tomorrow and don't get the opportunity to say
this shit. What the fuck, bro?
What are you getting?
Out of Miley? She has a great voice.
Where's the Miley? I'm a new fan.
You can't sing? Give me a note.
Yeah, not terrible.
No, I don't. I can't say. I've never sung.
I don't know why I chose that note. I don't even know what a note is.
I could, but you only paid me $2,000.
No, you were scared to get on a track with Crimp Act.
He was scared to get on a song with Crickm because he was going to wash you.
I got on the song.
song, bro. Yes, I did.
I got the song. I'm going to look for it.
Bro, it's not out. I got the song. I'll send it
to your email.
I got the freaking song, bro.
What was it like?
What did you do?
You did the hook?
No, no, no, no. I definitely did the verse.
It was cool.
I want to hear it. I can't let you hear it. I don't fucking remember it.
Excuse me. I'm so sorry, I was rude. He went to, I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry.
He, but he danged your way. I'm sorry.
That was rude. It's okay.
But he went to jail right when I did this song.
He went to jail.
So now, it's not out?
Is it out?
No.
But I told him right before he went to do the video and all that stuff.
And I was like, dude, like, you're on parole.
He can't leave.
And I was like, dude, at the time I was in Texas and he couldn't leave, he couldn't leave L.A.
So I was like, dude, we can't do anything.
So you get up parole.
And then right after that, he went to jail.
But the song's definitely done, though.
Is it far?
We need to hear it.
It's dope.
I wanted to do the video.
We gotta leak it.
He was on pro.
I really hope that when he gets out, he'll let me, like, hire somebody to write his
raps.
Because they are unhinged, to say the least.
Do you like his raps or what?
I like what he's saying, but the structure of it oftentimes is very not structured.
It's just him sort of just yelling, whatever comes to mind.
That has a certain charm.
But I feel like he could go further as a rap.
As a rapper, he can do better.
Yeah.
Okay.
I'm not mad at that.
I thought that the song was loud.
It was a lot, 55th Street.
Yeah, I did the, I did the song.
I liked it.
As far as the vibe of me saying, hey, bro, send me something over and we'll get to work.
You know what I'm saying?
And we got to work.
And it was amazing.
You wrote your own shit?
Of course.
Or it was right off the dome.
I read all my own shit.
You didn't think about giving him the Diddy treatment?
No.
What's the Diddy treatment?
Well, yeah, what is that?
He's a heterosexual.
I'll have you know.
What is that, though?
What is the Diddy treatment exactly?
Crip Mac has made one thing abundantly clear to me.
No gay shit.
Okay.
So what is the, what is the treatment that we're asking you of such, sir?
Gay shit.
Oh, gay shit?
Is that what you're saying?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, okay.
I was like, what the fuck?
All right, cool, great.
Have you met Diddy?
Yeah.
Uh-oh.
What was that look?
What happened?
They party partied.
Explain.
He's a cool friend of mine.
I love him.
It's nothing else to say about Diddy.
Does he have a vagina?
Come on, man.
I'm asking.
I just want to know.
Jay-D's got a vagina.
He definitely has a vagina, for sure.
Everybody knows I love Diddy, man.
Oh, you ain't going to say it.
Diddy's like, you better not talk about money.
No, it's not even that.
It's not even not.
Have you been threatened?
And I ain't never got nothing to do with that.
Everybody tried to come at Diddy.
Everybody tried to come at Diddy. Why I'm going to make it harder for my man's.
Yo, I love my man.
But when I interviewed Aubrey O'Day, she told me that basically like Diddy's team was offering her money not to do the interview.
No.
Have you had those conversations?
Like, hey, don't mention me on no jumper and I'll give you a.
No?
No.
Give you some pussy.
You know, I tell you.
You know I will fucking tell you.
I don't know that.
You could be corrupted.
Why you got me here?
You can be a Lubinati.
You're the only white boy I call a nigga.
Let me tell you.
Somehow I don't believe that.
So I bet every white boy you call it.
No, why the fuck would you think I come here and come see you?
I won't lie to you?
No, I'm going to lie to you.
You don't fucking do.
Nah.
Because you forget that I'm white.
Yeah.
Thank you.
Thank you.
My vibes are so down with the homies.
I feel like you're German.
We got to look into that.
You're definitely German.
You got German.
No, no, no, no, French.
French, Italian and Irish.
The luck of that.
Yeah, you got Irish and Irish.
My last name is French.
I got like a little bit of Irish me.
A lot of people think I'm Illuminati.
Have you dug in on these conspiracy theories about me?
That's why I'm just like, all right, cool.
Now we're having an interview because the first time was weird for you.
It's weird when I watch these videos because they all assume that my dad was also a member of the Illuminati.
when in reality my dad was like the most boring dude ever.
Yeah, well, it is, it's fun to hear certain things of the bloodline and of the brotherhood.
But the fun thing is to know that it exists only for those that actually have family members that give a fuck about them enough to put them through the test to say that they're bloodline.
So it's not nothing to play with.
It's just like, you could.
Have you seen
Well I don't know if it's out yet
There's a documentary right now that does
Like of Disney
Are you know what I'm talking about
Which one?
I can't remember the name of it
But it's coming out soon
You should watch it
I thought you'd be in it
Because I want to know
What your experience was in the Disney?
Like what happened
Yeah like what happened
It was fun
It's my family
And that's fun
We make a lot of things happen
We make people smile
Do you resent
because you started up young.
Resent, resent being
A resentful towards
Walt.
Oh, hell freaking no.
How freaking no.
I love the fact that I'm
Disney royalty.
That's fun.
But like a lot of people are coming out.
So I can go in the store and spend $1,500
on a fucking sweater without
thinking of it, not because they pay me still, but because
I'm Orlando Brown.
You got to keep that kind of shit up.
That's where this straight jacket type thing came from.
Fuck you, man.
It seems like it was inspired by a straight jacket, right?
Yeah, so, you know, yeah.
And it's like you got to realize, like, some people just don't know, like, you know,
you can't go through life without having people that cover you in the family.
But you're all for such.
I know.
The shoes?
Oh, yeah.
I don't know about the pants, the shirt, the sunglasses.
But definitely.
But definitely I am happy to be a part of the family.
The insides of what people think and how people don't want you to get on top and this and that thing.
I ain't going to deal with that.
But you just work hard every day and you hustle.
And recently I've been on my hustle.
Would you do another Disney special?
Heck yeah, man.
I mean, that's fucking awesome.
I mean, well, a lot of, well, there's been.
Some people that have called and want stuff to happen.
And it's coming from the building, which is a lot of the reason why.
Rip is kind of pissed and it has nothing to do with her and that kind of shit.
And then, you know, me doing like, you know, the bad boys thing and all that shit moving on with my life.
And, you know, I've been doing my music, which is why I first came to see him and all that kind of shit.
Like, everything's been working ever since I've told him I was sitting out to do.
everything I said I was set out
How's the music going right now?
I was doing great
Actually wrapped up the album finally
I told you that was my avatar
And it's just working out very
Very very great
I just finished up the photo shoot
That shit's fun
For what?
For the fucking album
Oh
So the rollout is soon to come
It's just done
Yeah everything is just done
So I'm just waiting
You got anybody on the project
Not anyone worth being like
Yo I got such a such
Just people you are close with?
No, just one person, P.B. Assign, that's my brother, and he's cool.
Fuck with him real tough.
And, you know what I mean?
That's about it.
I just, you know, just keeping it slow motion, man.
What was going through your head when you were watching Usher perform at the Super Bowl?
I was happy that they did it for free because everything is not about money.
And I think people would be basing everything about money.
It's like all about money, money, money.
And I think that he's a fucking great performer,
one of the greatest performers that we've ever seen.
And then on that level, it's more like, you know,
to know that he only got paid that much money
and then took that much on the back end
is just showing people like, you know, man,
you don't have to just be so hard up on breaking the bank.
Well, I mean, it's an unbelievable promotional opportunity.
Right.
I'm sure he made millions or hundreds of thousands of dollars.
off of that somehow through everything that came with it, right? Right, right, right.
He knew what he was doing. Yeah. So, you know, everything is definitely done for something.
If not, it's done for a reason. So Usher has your respect. Yeah, definitely.
Me too. That was a great performance. I mean, I feel like that was something that everybody agreed on.
I mean, it was done out of smart thinking and great marketing performance.
Fuck, who could say no to that?
How did you feel when you saw this lawsuit that made it seem as if perhaps Diddy and Meek Mill had sex?
I mean, to each their own, and why would they not have sex when they're gay rappers?
They.
Do you think Meek Mill is gay?
We all know he's gay.
Who's we?
Rick Ross know he's gay.
I didn't know.
Snoose to me.
Everybody knows Rick Ross would sign a gay rapper.
Rick Ross knows he's gay is what I said.
Everybody right now, he paid me $2,000 to say that, right?
Me?
You only pay me $2,000?
To say Rick Ross is gay?
No.
No, to say Mick Mills.
Okay, well, yeah.
I've never told you to say that anyone is gay for the record.
Okay, so, yeah, okay, so meek Mills is gay.
No, he seemed very unhappy with that.
characterization.
I mean, that's just up to you.
If you were like, I heard you heard.
Why was the Wack 100?
Why Wack 100 wasn't here?
Meek Mill basically trying to kill academics over spreading the information about him.
Why wasn't Wack 100?
He's not here typically on a Monday night at 930 p.
Oh, he has hours.
Well, yeah, typically he'll only come when we're recording.
He's a schedule.
It would be weird if he was just sitting around here.
He asked the nigger.
He's a busy guy.
guy.
Orlando Brown's crazy.
I'm not showing up past 7.30.
It's kind of like you.
You're only here when you're doing content, right?
You're not going to just kick it at all.
Where the fuck is whack, man?
You should have been here too, bro.
You should have been here too.
We had a great cause, but bro, I thought she was going to be in here talking to Mike Tyson
type shit.
You like her?
I thought you were going to ris her up a little bit more.
I, man.
You know, I married this fuck, man.
I'm so addicted to my wife's vagina.
Viginer.
Can you look at her,
and rate it?
I wouldn't do that.
That's not what I'm here for.
You only paid me $2,000.
I feel like I should pay you less
and you should get to look at her butt.
No.
You know.
She gets maddie.
I'm here because they came from my boy, bro.
I don't get to fuck how much you paid me, bro.
I was not going to not come,
but you guys just like throw me something this time.
That was dope.
You did do that.
How about this?
How about she has 60 seconds
to say shit to you
that will give you a boner.
Nah, man.
And then I'll check.
I'll tap it and see.
No.
No.
Fucking,
fucking,
fucking Adam,
bro.
I mean,
it's fine if you don't want to do it.
I'll tap it.
I'll check so he could,
if it makes it a little better.
Yeah,
yeah.
I'll tap it.
Adam no jumper is Danielle.
Danielle.
Poor goalie?
No,
Danielle.
Who's Daniel?
Daniel.
That could be anybody.
I'm married to Adam.
Oh, no.
I thought you were the only one I didn't have sex with.
He's the only one that was like, nah, nigga, he ain't lying, cats.
What?
Nah, you good, bro.
I'll leave alone.
I'm already married.
But I promise you all the phone.
I was like, all right, I'm going to tell him.
And he's like, you better have.
Is your wife here?
Yeah, Adam.
I said myself, sorry, Adam.
If there was another woman out there, you would have noticed her.
Actually, no.
Miley is your wife.
Okay, so we got it.
All right.
So at least we're saying that.
We all got a...
So what the fuck is you all smoking?
That's a flaming trash can.
You want...
Oh, give him that big fat.
Get him...
Give him that fat one.
I think that already got smoked.
King Palm.
Smug with me.
An incredible weed company.
You want to smoke that?
Right, come on.
Smog a little.
I don't know if you get high.
Fine.
Smog with me.
I don't know if you can handle it.
See me get high?
Yeah.
No, go.
Well, I've weed.
Not that other stuff.
It looks nice.
You have a lighter.
You have a lighter.
You have a lighter.
There you have a lighter.
All right.
fine. I'll like this. You have me
smoking. Where are you
at on the whole, you
had a whole little gangbanging arc there?
Huh? I think you need to let that a little more.
Oh, well. Is it a gang
banging arc? Yeah.
What the fuck is a gang banging arc, bro?
I mean, you're on this reality show kind of
proclaiming. Well,
not proclaiming, but it's more like, you know.
Where are we out on that?
On this fake weed that I'm smoking, damn.
It's not fake weed.
I can taste the fakingness.
This shit tastes like fucking
Plato.
So my main thing is...
Play-O-Pretel.
I see the way my kid wants to eat the Play-Doh?
She don't give a fuck that it's not food.
She wants to eat that shit.
No, I think that gangbanging is one thing,
but the whole
dead homies thing,
dead homies and dead homies and all that stuff
is like so fucking stupid and far-fetched.
It's like some people just need to respect
the fact that like life goes on
and leave the dead homies alone.
Do you mean dissing people's dead loved ones?
All that shit is just so whack to me.
It's like, bro, like, on blood because
you know what I mean?
Like bring that shit together real fast.
Like all that shit is stupid.
Like I don't know all that killing and all that's
the same shit over and over and over again, bro.
And I just don't fuck with it.
You know who breakbaby is?
I remember when gang bang it was like,
Like, no, no, PBA.
I'm like,
Do you know break baby, though?
No.
He works here, and he's always putting shit on the dead homies and on the 6-0.
Yeah, but my thing is more like, my thing is more like, you know,
I don't get down all in that whole world.
I got deep family members and stuff.
But my main thing is, it's like, you know, like, just leave that shit alone.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, just work on what you work on.
Like, I remember when gang banging was like real mafia shit,
niggas was doing work silently.
you know what I mean like all this shit on the internet my nigga
no
I mean and I don't do no work like that
you know what I mean but I'm just watching it's like this ain't no show
so you love the streets alone at a certain point
hey yeah I do
I'm heard what's that
I got there from Christopher walking
yeah
is that the guy that was on hairspray
I know you're talking about it
And what's that?
He's an actor.
He's a great actor.
It's a fucking one of the greatest.
I'm really bad with actor names.
Oh, Christopher Walken.
He goes, oh.
He goes, oh.
He goes, oh.
So you have a deep appreciation for all these actors?
I'm real trash with my knowledge of that shit.
Yeah, man.
We don't have respect anymore for people that actually give a fuck about real life.
And certain people like Clint Eastwood, you know what I'm saying?
He's still doing his shit.
You know, you got people like Tisha Campbell.
You know what I'm saying?
She don't get no respect.
Even, even, just she and Arnold, like, Kat Williams, a lot of people don't get no
fucking respect.
A lot of people don't get no motherfucking, their trophies and they flowers while they still
here because they look at your mistakes.
If you're not young enough, I guess, they look at your mistakes.
And then that's just like supposed to be your last fucking memory.
And it's just so much time to play.
And there's so much, so much growth in the industry.
You know what I'm saying?
To just be like so short-minded.
and don't have that much love anymore.
You know what I mean?
Like so many people, like, have so much more talent than me than us.
You know what I mean?
Don't have the platforms.
Don't have the means.
But there's no people to actually give a fuck enough to be like, you know what I'm saying?
I'm going to open up and be like, yo, man, I wouldn't normally do this.
But for that person, it's not that much anymore.
And back in the day, we was doing that.
You know what I mean?
Like, Houdini opened it up for L.L. Cool J.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, like, real shit.
But everybody's trying to put on rappers.
There's a massive financial incentive.
Well, yeah.
Well, that's because they want the financial to come to,
they wanted to come to being their incentive.
Right.
But it's just like, at the end of the day, it's just their initiative.
But regardless, that's going to surface talented rappers, right?
When you have everybody trying to find all the new talented rappers.
Well, yeah, which is why there's not that many people doing anything
that's going to be with a circle of people anymore.
You have everybody trying to do everything independently.
Let me ask you this.
I felt like it was big when you and Raz,
be we're able to settle your differences.
You as a blood, him as a Crip.
That's my nigga.
And my thing, yeah, yeah, but my, but my, but my, she didn't even know you're a
game, but my nigga, but my nigga is like, like, like, really, I'll say my brother,
my brother is really like, you know, a great person.
He, um, he understands the mistakes that he's made, like, just the same way as I've made
mistakes.
And it's just like, that was a great avenue and a great platform for us.
both to flourish and be ourselves.
And first time being around each other for that long
and actually get to just feel each other's souls.
You know what I'm saying?
And rock with each other as artists.
And it went down great.
You know, hey, Natalie's a great person,
my great sister of all the great sisters I'm ever going to have
next to Janet Jackson.
You know what I'm saying?
And she's just like awesome.
You know what I mean?
Like, you know, as a boss lady that she is,
you know what I'm saying
or as the bus lady
she is she made sure we had all the fun
in the world bro
it was fucking amazing
but do you think you took it too far by
banging blood on
no bro like nah
because he was drunk
he had fun
he was doing a lot
we checked him in the house
it was on the show we checked them
you know but what actual
blood set are you from
I'm the only person
I'm the only person
you won't tell us
who put you on
but my but my thing is
I'm the only person that he could listen
to that that'll calm him
down. Like he's the only person that, you know, understood that, you know, um, it's not, it's not a,
it's not forcible pointing with me is you know who I am and what's going on.
Stop. Take your ass upstairs, bro. You little too drunk. Yeah. And they'll send me over there
go get him like, hey, go get your brother. But it wasn't really that. It was more aggressive.
It was like, go get your brother. I was calling his mom, bro. I was calling mom the whole time. I was calling
the shine.
Mama to shine.
Called Mama LaShawn.
Whole time.
Was it edited?
It was edited.
It was edited to look a different way?
It was edited to where it was looking like, no.
The part we saw on social media was probably not even what was in the show.
No, bro.
It was like, it was edited to where like, you know what I'm saying?
Like, they're going to push their narrative.
Yeah, but it was edited to where kind of like to where he showed his ass.
That was all him.
That wasn't the show.
That was the fucked up part.
It was all him.
Then he did.
It was on him.
So you're saying your blood in was underrepresented?
Yeah, pretty much.
So you were more aggressive than it seemed from...
Nah, I wasn't...
I wasn't...
It wasn't that.
He was really, really tripping.
Brass wasn't ready to be on camera at that time.
Who do you have strong relationships with in the blood community?
Nah, man.
I'm not even allowed to get into all that.
I don't know.
I'm not even...
Honestly, I ain't even allowed to be...
Real mob-tized shit.
Nah, not yet.
I'm not even allowed to get into all that.
See, go to the streets.
They still exist.
Yeah, we don't, we don't, I don't get into all that shit.
But my thing is, it's more like, yeah, Raz knew what he was on, you know what I'm saying, what he was doing.
And we don't condone that shit.
And it was cool, you know what I'm saying, for what it was, you know what I mean?
But even Raz B, Brewer, you know what I'm saying?
Ricky, no.
You know what I'm saying?
I don't know if you know Ricky romance.
All right, well, Ricky, no.
Like, you know what I'm saying?
Like, he, Ricky had to get called,
and his mom had to get called.
It was a big time situation
where he was doing on the set, bro.
You know what I'm saying?
And I'm not going to put all that out there,
but he ended up going to the mental shit
and all that shit.
And it was crazy.
He tried to break out,
jumped on the roof and shit.
It was wild.
It was really crazy for him right now.
What show was that?
That was the Bad Boys, Texas.
Oh, fuck.
I need to watch that.
It was wild, man.
we have fun. You know, Natalie is a great producer, great at producing, you know,
um, a residence. We love to, you know what I'm saying? Entertaining. And, you know, I mean,
I keep saying we, because that's my family. What's up with the Orlando Brown show? They want
to do it. It's a couple people that's, that's trying to actually work on. Is it like a reality
show that you're doing? No, it's a real scripted sitcom and, I mean, I mean, I think that the,
that I'm excited about it and I hope it happens. Well, you're, are you working on it with them or
What's holding up?
Hey man, I mean, I'm
Look, are they not all the way in?
We're close
To a lot
I hope it happens
I can't be telling everything
I'm not here to be giving up stuff
Man, you only paid me
$2,000
Well, why you can't be like Usher
and not make it about the money
Because they knew what it was
Before I came here
This is like the Super Bowl
Yeah
No man
It's a lot like the Super Bowl
If this was the Super Bowl
If this was the Super Bowl
Taylor's not here. Exactly.
But she'll probably watch this.
But Miley and Jay Z are here.
So what are you going to?
I know, we're good.
We're straight.
If you were single, would she be your cup of tea?
Mm-mm.
Why not?
I would. I like white girls.
She could pass, right?
I'm Mexican.
I'm just kidding.
I'm not Mexican.
She's Mexican.
Essentially, right?
What are you?
My wife is like white.
Columbia.
My wife is like white and Mexican seems like she's like.
Columbia versus white and Mexican.
It's not that different.
She's like dope as fuck, man.
My wife's like, my wife is like dope as shit.
Really?
Dude, my wife is the shit.
I want to see.
What is dope as fuck?
What is she doing right now?
At 9.56.
Probably would.
Thing out in the mouth of my daughter feeding her.
They do a lot of that in the early.
That's called breastfeeding.
Breastfeeding.
There's a term for that.
My kid's three.
She could tell me to fuck off.
Word.
Does she?
Not that word.
But she, you know, routinely will basically just tell me to get the fuck out.
Oh, wow.
Not in those words, but.
Intergalactic planetary, intergalactic planetary, intergalactic planetary, intergalactic planetary, intergalactic planetary,
intergalactic planet.
All right.
You're a big Beastie Boys fan?
That's kind of like late BC boys, right?
Yeah, that was in high school.
Original Beastie Boys.
Well, no, that's like 2001.
That was sickly, Beastie Beastie Boys.
That was like the best Beastie Boys.
Once they went like
I don't know
It's all out
I don't out
Girls
That shit was dope though
That shit was dope though
I hate that song
Why the fuck would you hate it
The final one of my least
Fares on the all time
You hate it because you wrote it?
I hate it because it's annoying
And I've been hearing it on the radio
Since I was a small child
And I still hate it to this day
And I hate how much everyone else loves it
You hate how much everyone loves it?
Yeah
What the fuck is that?
It's annoying.
Is that like a hater move on his, like, why you hate on the public for liking that shit?
Hater move seems fair.
Why is he hating on the public for like that shit?
I hate how much everyone loves you.
He's a hater.
I just don't.
Why are you hating on the public?
So there's nothing you dislike that's popular?
Yeah, some things I like this.
I like, okay, I'll tell you what I don't like.
I don't like how Usher slipped on them skates.
When he knew he could have stayed on his motherfucking skates.
could have stayed on his feet.
He bust his ass.
When?
What kind of shit to hate is that?
When did Alfred bust his ass?
No, fuck that.
Yeah.
Usher made a motherfucking mistake.
Yeah, I paid $25 and he fucked up on skates.
Yeah.
Did you call him?
Gusher?
I say Usher is a gusher.
That's what I said.
I said, I said, Usher is a gusher.
It was nice.
I don't even want to know why you say it.
His all thing is accusing everybody of being on some mystery
Illuminati gay shit, right?
So what?
They should have showed me their cooches.
Oh, so let me ask you, what do you think about what's going on with Ryan, Garcia?
Is he, like, did he see some shit?
Which one is Ryan?
Where's the boxer?
What's that?
The boxer, that's going viral.
Oh, you're not going to speak on it?
I'll promise you, I don't know.
What does he look like?
What do they do?
Give me something.
Look him up.
But not right now.
I'm trying to help it.
Okay.
My nigga.
I'm not doing you dirty just because I'm married.
I'm basically, I'm telling you I want to see a face.
Let me see some.
He's been exposed to some sort of like Illuminati sex rituals.
So he's saying.
He's saying he got abducted.
She really felt like I hate her or something.
No, you don't hate me.
You can't hate me.
You don't know me.
All right.
All right.
I don't think you hate me.
All right.
I'm not trying to just be like shading.
No.
I honestly don't know.
I honestly don't know who to do this.
Yeah.
I don't know who the fucking dude is.
Okay, so what's that what the dude?
What are you talking about?
He's on one.
He's on one.
Do you think it's like a promotional thing?
So, okay, I'll give you some backstory.
He's this boxer that's going nuts on the internet.
Like he's saying that he got abducted by the Illuminati and they took him to like the Bohemian Grove and he saw like crazy shit.
Oh, he was a, he was this and he was that.
I mean, keep in mind that this is the same dude who like had a baby and then announced.
that he was leaving his girl.
Yeah.
So he's going through some sort of like...
Number one, if he was kidnapped,
you wouldn't be talking.
Why not?
Well, that was the thing.
People could talk about their kidnapping?
No, he said he's exposing them
because he's like, he's powerful.
He's like a, I don't know.
I'm crazy shit.
You got to look it up.
It does kind of mirror some of the stuff that you've said.
That's why I was bringing in that.
Maybe you guys have been to the same sex rituals.
Have you ever been to the Behemian Grove?
Yep
When's the last time you went to a good orgy?
The Behemian Grove probably
Oh, he ain't talking about it
That kind of stuff is like
Is it scary?
It's all lies
Oh, it's lies
You don't believe that exists?
It's bullshit
No, I mean it exists
Alex Jones snuck in
Yeah
It's all lies
You're a liar
What?
You're lying
That it exists?
I mean, I think it's like kind of misrepresented by some conspiracy theorists, but it does exist.
No, I don't.
It's an event.
No, I don't.
What are your thoughts on sexy red?
No, it's not.
No, it's not.
You lie it.
Stop, don't smack your lips.
Not in a bite.
Because you lie. Because you lie. That's why you're a liar.
It sounded voluptuous.
Scrumptious.
You be lying.
Why you lie?
What am I lying about?
You just weren't saying all this stuff about it, about Bohemian Grove and all this stuff you're lying.
Do you want me to tell you what it actually is?
What is that?
I never even heard of that.
Oh, but how are you telling us it doesn't exist?
He, no.
What are you even talking about, man?
What the hell are you saying?
It's actually just a campground.
We're like elite, the elite go and they meet and they have like, and they have like,
fucked up ritual.
Like, think of the most fucked up shit.
And that's what they're like.
rich and powerful go to misbehaved.
Why are you sweating?
That's what they do?
You got something you want to tell us?
Orlando Brown.
What do you know?
Speak up.
I don't know about that.
Was MC Hammer there?
Maybe.
Probably not.
Exactly.
I don't think he got entrenched enough with the powerful people.
Jay Zeepe was probably there and Beyonce.
I think MC Hammer runs the whole entire music industry.
Do you have a relationship with him?
It's my uncle.
I believe that.
He always had that reputation for being this corny guy.
And now everybody has this reputation of him of being this, like, fearsome gang leader.
I wonder why.
Why?
I mean, you've seen him with sugar.
You've seen him roll around before he just decided to chew.
Some people can tell it.
Some people have more money than others.
It's just weird that he was like.
Some people want you to think they're broke.
Some people want you to think they're not.
their house in them sense
some people want you to think they lost their kids and shit
some people actually just want peace
he's one of those people so
back to sexy red
are you feeling that whole
movement
movement I don't know it was a movement
I mean the energy
because Candace Owens thinks that sexy red
has basically been like planted
into mainstream society by the
record labels to
I think you just unplug the
oh no did I
My bad
Check, okay
You get it?
Yeah, sexy red
Okay
Candice Owens thinks that she's been basically
Like planted into society
To spread degeneracy
Does that sound right to you?
Generacy or generosity?
Degeneracy
Not generosity
Generacy
I don't think anyone's like giving
Because of sexy red necessarily
Oh they're giving
Some people just like to talk a lot
Right.
Some people just like to talk.
Right.
And no, you're right.
But some people just like to like talk a lot.
And then there's no substance behind.
You know, when Nikki Minaj was talking a lot of shit,
she was actually, she had records.
I don't want to hear you talk shit if you don't have a record to back it up.
Like, even without me not having records,
I'm
I'm
you can go
you can find out who I am
and I'm humble about that
it's a resume is what it's called
that means I know things these feet
have a lot of mileage on it
a lot of respect
that's what it is
so when I see things like that
I see careers
that can flourish
but do they want to flourish
or are they just looking for
numbers. I mean, she seems pretty happy. Well, things can be happier. I'm sure she likes the music
she's making. I'm sure Nikki Numerage would have liked to keep her regular nose before she went
Barbie and made a billion dollars. She chose whatever surgery she had, right? I'm sure her nose
hurts. I mean, it's not like a nose job hurts. Did she have a nose job? I don't even know that
to be true. I mean, you listen to how the fuck she's talking sounds like she got her fucking throat,
you know, fixed and changed
your nose, nostrils
and all that shit's weird.
What are you trying to take away from Nikki?
She's the greatest female rapper of all time.
Nikki's pussy's tired.
Give your pussy a break.
Bitch.
If you understood how much your pussy hates you,
you would hate your pussy back.
Because you'd never be friends.
I feel like the only person
that needs to worry about her pussy
is, you know, her, obviously,
from like a gynecology point of view.
And that big zoo, her man.
Oh, zoo is his name is zoo?
Big zoo.
Is she married?
She's married, right?
To be a married woman.
I love Big Zoo, but damn it, why the name?
Does her pussy smell that way?
I mean, I'm sure that was his name before he met her.
So probably not.
Does your pussy smell like a zoo?
Call 389-682.
Two, too.
Same.
Why would you assume that
Nikki Menaz a smelly vagina?
Ah, man, you can see it in her
porous.
I look at her
and I imagine a water-like
vagina, if anything.
She's got to
have a good scent, fragrance.
She sounds like she always has
a dick in her mouth.
I was watching her at Rolling Loud and she just
looks so
manicured
and refined.
Right.
Like every inch up.
Groomed.
Groomed.
Bebibh.
Ha, fa.
Blah, blah.
Blah.
Blah.
Blah.
Blah.
Is that your impersonation?
I don't know how it sounds.
That's what I hear on the radio.
But she got them deep cuts, too.
You know how many barbs were there at Rolling Loud?
I love.
Everybody know I love Nick.
Nikki, I'm sorry, man.
There are so many people.
She didn't fuck it with you after all that.
So many people wearing all pink.
Man, come on, man.
Nicky.
Nicky, bro.
Her fan base is insane.
Bro,
bro,
Nicky, bro.
They like,
they like 50s.
Don't bro her.
Bro,
Nicky, bro.
That's,
you don't miss gender name.
Nicky, bro.
Mickey.
Brat.
Nicolai.
Nicola.
She's listening.
You can speak to her right now.
I think she will see this.
She will be.
When Orlando Brown speaks,
she knows.
She's been through this shoe
with my stupid ass, bro.
She, she for sure knows
what you're talking about,
right?
Oh, man.
She don't know nothing.
my man she'll tap in she don't know what the fuck I'm telling she's for sure
subscribes are no jumping I know man but she ain't worried about my dumb ass she too
rich I don't know it seems pretty worried about what people are saying about her
on Twitter on a pretty regular basis somebody says you want to do a so my stupid ass
I was like I was like fine what happened to that I don't know it was recent
you didn't follow up on it oh the reason what do you think she's seasoned you
that I fucked with it the last time
and she almost killed me for it
and was like, like
mad at me.
Yeah, it was...
She almost killed you?
Yeah, dog. Like, she almost put...
She put me through a lot of bullshit.
Nicky? Yeah, bro.
Her whole team.
Whole team fucked with me bad.
Like... Why?
Because, man, that shit was...
It was a dope verse,
but it was just fucked up, like, at the
time that it was, you know,
it was uncalled for.
You know what I mean?
You know what I mean?
And I'm not really in that world like that.
You know, I'm an actor.
So you said something to offend her and then she came at you.
And she came in me and then we got to fucking know.
You're bold.
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
So that hurt your Barb status?
Nah, I mean, at the time it did, but then.
Did they come for you?
Oh, they came hard.
The gals.
All of the fans.
What were they saying to you?
What were they doing?
They were just, they were fucking mean.
Did they hurt your feelings?
They were fucking mean, man.
Hey, order me a drink.
It's your show.
Like, dude.
Like a water or?
No, like a drink, bro.
I heard you have like something to drink.
Order me a drink.
Like, what kind of drink?
A drink.
Give me more specific.
Did you drink?
Alcohol drink?
Yeah.
Like, do you have a drink?
Do we have alcohol?
Do you guys have somebody else?
I assume that you have alcohol.
I'm a bad boy.
Please make it work.
Is your team a possession of that?
But no, but like, so.
sister's like, like, you know, she, she was annoyed, very fucking annoyed.
Like, very annoyed.
Mickey.
Yes.
Very annoyed.
And then, um.
I love Nikki.
I love you, Nikki.
But she does seem like she gets annoyed pretty fast.
She, oh, yeah, yeah.
She got to know.
But, but, but like to be able to play and joke now, people know that my personality is like
I was telling you, you know, I make light of the things that I can make light of based
off of my knowledge and what God has allowed me to see.
and to know that she's one of my best friends
and to, you know what I'm saying?
Like, know that she's cool as fuck.
And she allowed a lot of shit to happen
when I know a lot of shit wasn't supposed to happen.
Like, shout out to Nikki.
That's why I keep fucking with her.
Just a Sagittarius like you.
That's my dog.
Oh, shout out to Nikki.
Crazy enough to keep fucking with her.
That's why.
Do you, what did you think about
Playboy Cardi with the thong?
Did you see this?
I've heard.
of these things. Playboy Cardi spotted wearing
a song. This is not like a new thing.
I don't look at certain
Do you want to see for a visible reference? No, I don't want to see it.
You don't want to see it. But I do know that
I know some things aren't to be
visualized for a reason. I just want to know
where the balls go. I don't know. That's what I'm saying.
Because I were, never mind.
Adam, I don't know what the fuck you're talking about.
But hell no. I'm going to visit it
for her sake.
That shit is stupid
Right there
This motherfucker can actually pull it up
It looks more like like regular underwear for like
This niggis is too legit
Just look
Just look at it
Paru on Crip cast
You can't do both
I can do both
I think we're really a blood
It's cool outfit though
You don't want to look at this
No
Okay but I mean
I feel like this is kind of like a new
level for a man
To be rocking a thong
No but that's not
a society.
This is not the first time we've seen something like this.
It's not the first time.
Who was it that was wearing a dress?
Was it, um...
He wears dresses.
He wears dresses?
He made your pain.
Okay.
Was there an agreement that this was like how you were going to basically be co-opted by
Hollywood when they got you to wear a dress?
Yeah, is that a thing?
No.
No?
You're not on board with that.
I mean, there's no co-opted anything or there's no, um, when they, when you do
something like that, bro, it's just more like you.
You have to understand, like, I was a kid, man.
I was five.
Oh.
You were five wearing a dress?
I haven't seen major pain in a long time.
I'm not going to lie.
Yeah, I was a kid, kid, bro.
Like, I wasn't like a child.
It was fun to be around people.
They make little boys wear dresses, too.
Did they ask you if you were okay with it as a kid,
or they was just like, this is what you're wearing?
They didn't give a fuck.
Oh, yeah.
And I thought it was funny anyway.
Right.
I don't even mind.
I mean
Would you wear a dress now?
You know your little boy
You know your boy
You see as your wardrobe
It's supposed to be a dress
It's like
If you got to be in the new
Cat Williams movie
But you got to wear a dress
Are you down?
That would be a big no
But you'll wear the straight jacket shirt
For free?
For 15, honey
Exactly
You tore the mall up
I'm surprised it was that
it was more
it's like straight jacket
but so you would definitely not do it
why not it's art right
you're taking on a roll
doesn't have anything to do with you
uh-uh
no thank you
was it a no on the alcohol
his homie's going to get it
oh shit
yeah you have to
yeah so but but
yeah he'd bring that first
that's cool
do you want a beer
Yeah, you bring that first
You got fucking micolobes in there
But I didn't come here to bullshit with you, bro, like
You know, I came in to really like shit with you
And, you know
Yeah, what do we
What do you really want to talk about?
That's it
I don't want to be like just the clickbait guy
You know
I literally just came in to chill with you
I didn't come here to fuck around
I think you already
You have a
You already have a great platform
Just, you know
Straight away from that gang bang
shit, bro. I'm saying the same thing to you.
But I don't, that's not my world.
I'm not gang banging on TV.
I make it funny because all my,
my homies really dead and shit.
And they know, but they told me
and I know I can't do shit.
But my thing is, you know what I'm saying?
It's my job to make sure from
blood to Crip.
I got a lot of mileage in my feet.
It's not for niggas to know where I've been at or where I
slept at or where I grew up at.
You know what I'm saying?
I could do some.
and shit that people came for a reason.
I know that reason.
You know what I mean?
And I don't want you to, because you're great, have certain people come around you,
and it disturbed you.
I came up on this Disney shit, this, that's Saravan and all this other shit,
major pain.
That's cool.
I got homies and all that shit.
That's cool.
Got uncles, cousins, all that shit.
Your blessing is your blessing is what I'm telling you, bro.
I feel like I'm doing okay with the gang thing.
Well, yeah, well, no.
At least right now.
No, all I'm saying is,
all I'm saying is you got a great host right now.
Got a great host.
Her?
Well, I'm saying at the end of the day.
I knew you'd be feeling about it.
Why did you say her like that?
Because he like refuses to acknowledge you.
I brought him here.
That was a header move.
I brought you here to try to like create some kind of cohesion and look,
look how fucking far he's sitting away.
Yeah.
I'm about to just grab his whole chair.
No.
Yeah.
You going to fight me?
Bon or tap him too.
I will never freaking fight you.
Don't do that.
Please.
He's scared of his wife.
I know, is she beating you?
Are you beating him?
What's going on to cheat?
He's scared straight.
He don't want to end up on the streets.
Something happened.
What'd you do to have you?
Almost lost her twice.
I ain't doing that shit.
You were cheating?
Nah, fuck that.
What were you doing?
What were you doing?
Running the streets.
Just fucking scared of my dumb ass.
Yeah.
Just scared.
A lot of shit going on.
A lot of my moves that I was making as far.
to be who I am to get to this kind of platform again and things like that.
You got scared straight?
Yeah, pretty much.
I used to cheat and stuff at a certain point.
Yeah, yeah, because I didn't, I'm not the cheater, but I definitely am the shit talker,
and I get mad at small shit.
And, well, I used to get mad at a lot of small shit, so.
You've worked on yourself?
Pretty much.
You got to counseling?
I did go to counseling.
I find that helps.
people be like really really like
like stupid and fucked up when they say
that it doesn't it's not going to work for them
low key I feel like everybody needs a little therapy sometimes
well it's cool to go talk to some people to get that shit right
like you got to talk to somebody you got to understand
where your mind is you got to understand what you are
in life you have to understand your goals
if you're even having the right kind of goals
if your mind is evening out with your heart
if your heart is evening out with your thoughts
those kind of thoughts
and it makes a better person
it really does.
The music that you listen to at night,
you know,
you can listen to sleep therapy music
or you can listen to fucking rock and roll.
King Vaughn.
There you go.
You know what I mean?
He knows.
He's specific.
There's just certain things that you can do
to elevate yourself.
And I think a lot of people just need to
dig deeper into who they really are
because life is way more beautiful
than what it really seems.
Right.
Because like, wow,
I feel like when you do interviews,
is you're kind of projecting an image of chaos.
And a lot of people, like, based on your camp component interviews,
it seems like you've kind of lost your fucking mind.
And people don't know if it's...
Well, not necessarily.
I lost my mind for coming and talk to the guy that fucked his self off
for letting everybody fuck his wife.
But...
I'm just...
I mean, hey, I'm just keeping it real, too.
Hey.
Some people think I've lost my mind.
Yeah, I mean, yeah.
So, I mean, it's kind of good to lose your mind in the good sense.
But in the sense of, like, you know,
Ooh, that looks good.
And then you got to go home and you got to eat it.
Do you even eat pussy, Adam?
Everybody likes a big dot cock.
Do you eat, Adam?
Do you eat pussy?
Of course.
So you ate the pussy after?
I ate two vaginas and butt holes to that.
This is where every motherfucker, every you should even have.
Everybody want to know.
Adam, did you eat your wife's pussy after six niggas ran through your wife's pussy?
Six?
How many, how many niggas?
One.
And then me and her shot with a guy together.
You are bullshitting me right now
I seen a fucking
Oh that was just a photo
No you bullshit her
He's son of fucking bullshit
That was the reality show
Your son of fucking bullshitting right now bro
I'm not
It was a fucking video
With you right now
It was a photo of me
Or not even me
It was like six fucking guys
What's up bro
Why are you lying?
What's up bro?
Why are you lying?
What's up bro? Why are you lying
I've seen that shit bro
I see that fucking photo
We would have made a lot more money
if we had let six guys fucker.
We chose one out of the reality show.
Did you watch the reality show?
So you're just mad because you ate the pussy after six guys.
This is a fictitious account.
That is bullshit.
I think I struck a nerve though with the idea that you lost your mind, right?
He ate the pussy.
I'm no jumper.
You ate the pussy.
You should do ASMR.
I could unite at your wife's pussy.
Yeah.
You have to.
After.
No, Adam.
That was a lot of cum, Adam.
Adam.
No.
No.
What are you doing, Adam?
Adam, no jumper.
Adam no jumper.
What the fuck, man?
I tried to tell him, man.
I tried to fucking tell him, man.
Woo!
He definitely needs that.
I don't know if he does.
So, to Adam no jumper.
Why?
Why?
Because he likes to eat dirty.
Pussy, man.
You need the good stuff.
Stop.
Don't say that.
No, man.
Her vagina is immaculate.
I will have you know.
Why would you say that, Adam?
I feel like.
After six guys, you allowed.
Do you want me to open this?
Yes, it's for me and you.
I'm not drinking this shit.
You're gonna take a shout with me.
It's kind of late.
Take a shout with me.
A little.
And a Red Bull?
Bro, take a shout with me.
I don't know if I want to.
You're being kind of mean to my wife.
I'm loving.
I'm standing up for my sister.
Don't let that shit happen again.
She had a good time.
No, fuck you.
That's rude.
What?
You have no taste.
We're doing it again soon, too.
No, you're not.
We're shooting with another guy soon.
No, you're not.
Cancel that shit.
No.
No.
But it's so fun.
No.
What do you have against it?
Why are you going to?
No.
That's what they like.
It's not happening.
It's also kind of old.
Ladies and gentlemen, cancel that.
He's not doing that shit.
He's not doing that shit.
I feel like it's been kind of like disgust to the end of the earth.
doing that shit. Sorry.
I don't give a fuck how much money's on the take.
You're drinking this shit with him?
No, I'm, I support that.
Drink of me, please.
Is it a lay? I can take a shot this late.
One fucking shot.
Oh my God.
You guys are our little team together?
All right, fine.
Okay, okay.
All right.
See, that's what peer pressure looks like
to the extent that we're in.
Hey, yeah, did you catch that shit, y'all?
Yeah, man.
The fuck man, yeah, baby.
Okay, so I apologize for the rude remarks, but I was just like...
That's okay.
I've accepted what I'm doing with my life.
I just honestly wanted to know if you really was like into eating nerdy,
eating that kind of pussy.
I will say that a lot of the porn star dudes when we do these orgies,
that they are, they seem kind of happy to eat the pussy after someone was just fucking the girl.
And that is something I can't wrap my head around.
It's called their cooks, right?
Is that the term?
No, they're just...
sanitary and they just are down to eat a
pussy that just have been getting fucked by somebody.
We're on like national TV
and you guys don't want to fucking...
This is not national TV.
It is, bro.
This is the internet.
This is national TV. This might be
like TikTok and Facebook, but...
Bro, it's national TV. They watch this shit
on the internet in Japan,
Cuba.
Not so much in
countries that don't speak English.
Yeah, so much as in countries that don't
Speaking of you buy the subscription
Cuba probably doesn't have you right.
No, you just got to buy the subscription.
Is that yours? Is that mine?
Yeah.
Oh, you're pouring her the big shot.
Oh, we need you.
I want to know what kind of shot he thinks I'm going to
give you just a small little piece.
Little baby shot.
He wants me to drink
1942 of them and he's going to ditty me.
No, I'm not going to ditty you.
What is dittying mean?
What does that mean?
Okay, take the shot I'll tell you.
Cheers.
Pahriva, pa abo,
person and I'm going to tell you.
All right, cool.
Vibola Raza.
Viva la Raza.
That's some strong shit.
You must be rich.
You're buying the 42.
Oh, oh, Lord.
This ain't for broke boys.
Oh, Lord.
All right, cool.
That shit really speaks to you, huh?
It just hit me right now.
The Modella wasn't doing it.
It made me want to put my grill in and shit.
You got the grill on you?
Yeah.
Put it on.
Other interviews are like grill interviews and this was not a grill interview?
This is like so the first grill interview.
It looks so preppy.
This is not a grill situation.
Yeah, I know right.
Well, I knew.
Preppy is don't wear stray jackets.
You out here?
Versacee strait jackets.
That's a good book.
Well, you don't wear it during, you know, while you're eating shit.
Yeah, you got to take it out to eat.
It's one of the worst things about it.
Yeah, you got to take that shit out to eat, but it's cute.
Girls like it.
my wife do
so you're serious about
good answer
okay
that's a good man
she can't find a guy like that
look at
girl
she's on the
she's on the hunt
she's trying to find
a good guy
alert
I'm not trying to find a good guy
she can't find one
well you know
what advice do you have for me
because it yeah
well I tell anybody
you know
that's
I can't
I don't know if the camera
looking for
you know
what they're supposed to be calling the man, you know.
But real shit, it's more like, you know, if you want a football player, go to a football game.
You want a soccer player, go to a soccer game.
You want a church man, go to church.
Go to church.
Where did you find your wife?
In the parking lot of P.F. Chings, I believe it was.
Or was it P.F. Yeah, it was P.F. Yeah, it was P.F.
And what was under what pretenses did you meet her?
She was dashing and I was going to a meeting.
and then her kids recognized me
and then she wanted a picture and I
get walked over and she was pleasant
hella pleasant. A fan encounter turned
into a long-term relationship. Well, that was
pretty awesome. That's crazy. Does she level
you out? She levels me out, but she has to.
I feel like she's not doing enough. No, she levels
me out, but she humbles me. And that's
what it is. Like, I think a lot of people don't realize
that you need that balance. And when you
have that balance, it's only because
you're intertwined with
your word and
you know, not only your word, but you're entitled to be a husband.
And it's an honor to be a husband.
And I think a lot of men forget that.
You know what I'm saying?
Wait, how long have you been with her?
For maybe like three years, going on four years strong now.
And my main thing as a husband is I'm excited to be her, man.
I'm excited for me being the person that she can call and say,
hey, you know, I need this or that or this,
whether she's around.
I mean, because, hey, man,
marriage is a long-time relationship.
It's a long-term thing, right?
So if you have that,
why would you not allow your mate to go and chill?
If they need time away,
give them time away.
Would you let her do OnlyFans?
Like, oh, no, that's not what we're saying.
I'm just saying, like,
when it's time for people to go away,
you know what I'm saying?
Let them go away.
But what is going away to you?
Is it like basically running off into the streets and just whiling out for a few days?
Not necessarily that, sir, but it's more like, you know, you have to give people time.
It doesn't mean that, oh, I put a ring on your fucking finger and you're my slave or I have to fucking have eyes on you 24-7.
That's what make you a fucked up husband or a fucked up wife.
You know, let people fucking want to be around you.
If they run away, let them fuck run away.
They're fucked with you.
They said they loved you.
And what you're going to do?
Stop being you?
You know what I mean?
It's like that.
You know what I'm saying?
It's like I don't go fuck what she does.
My loyalty, my life, my word, my love is going to always stand.
And that's what marriage is to me.
No matter where the fuck she is, no matter what the fuck is going on,
she always has one person to call.
The only time you don't sound crazy is when you're talking about your wife.
Well, the only time y'all don't sound crazy is when y'all don't say that it's cool
motherfuckers to fuck their wife on camera.
You keep going to hit me with that bullshit.
I'm hit you with the right back.
You don't like the-
I miss you.
You don't like her denigrating your mental health.
That's what I'm taking from this.
It's not that.
You know,
it's...
Shit, I'm crazy too.
That's a soft spot.
No, no, no, no, no.
It's nothing.
Wait, hold on.
We're not going to sit here and act like he's not a little fucking crazy.
You don't care about his mental health.
I don't care.
We embrace the word.
We already...
She would gladly have you locked up in a loonie bin.
I will tell you that.
No.
My thing is, it's more like you hit.
You hit you get hit back and then take it.
Don't just fucking start talking about me.
It's just there's nothing that seems like it gets to you besides.
But I wasn't saying nothing bad.
I'm giving,
I'm saying.
Nobody said anything bad.
I literally,
all I said was you don't,
you don't,
the time when you're talking about your wife,
you sound the most like clear.
See,
she's got pretty girl syndrome.
What is that?
She thinks that she does it,
that she can say whatever the fuck she wants and you're just going to take it.
No,
no, no,
but my thing.
What did I say?
Did I say it in a bad way?
No.
I'm sorry if I offended you.
But that's what I'm saying.
But,
But that's what I'm saying.
Y'all don't sound crazy when y'all think it's okay to let people fuck your wife in this society.
I think that was a shot towards you, not me.
That was a shot toward both you motherfuckers.
Why me?
Because you ain't said it wasn't okay, motherfucker.
I mean, I think everybody should be able to do whatever the fuck they want to do.
And we get one life, Orlando.
You can't be over here telling people they can't do this and you can do that.
Oh, man.
Well, look, it's like this.
She's scared to do porn.
She's halfway in.
Duane.
Duane.
Duane.
Duane.
Duane.
Duane.
Duane.
Duane.
Duane.
Duane.
Duane.
Duane Johnson.
Duane Johnson.
Ooh, you're the Rock now.
Duane.
Who?
Oh, me.
I'm the Brock.
Duane.
Duane.
Yeah.
Duane was supposed to have been known to be having some good pussy when he did the movie.
Be cool.
Keep being cool, Duane.
I have no idea what the fuck that means.
Do you think Dwayne the Rock Johnson is culpable for...
His pussy looked like this.
I know.
He's fooling these young men with the thinking that you could have that kind of body.
By just working out.
Hey, bro.
Why are you looking down?
Bro.
His, the rock pussy looked like this.
How did it look on camera?
Amazing.
I didn't say that pussy look amazing.
That's a fist pussy.
He said it look amazing.
He wanted to fuck a fist pussy.
All right, well, it's amazing.
Is it the color of my hand?
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
You ever fist someone?
one one girl one girl one girl it was a on tour I did an album called Trade It
All an album it was it generated a couple of numbers and we went on on tour and when we went
on tour I had the blessed opportunity of going to the auditorium of the embassy suites and we
went inside the NBC suites and I met the girl on our birthday her name was Rebecca
Rebecca wanted me to go back to my room with her and I went back to my room with her and I went
back to my room with Rebecca and Rebecca.
She said, hey, why don't you stick your fingers in my pussy?
And I said, what?
She's like, stick your fingers in my pussy.
And I was like, all right, okay, I'm going to stick one finger in your pussy.
So I stuck one finger in her pussy, one.
Okay, so, all right, let's stick the other one in my pussy.
So I stuck the other one.
And all of a sudden, I just got real creative, put the other two in there.
Whoa.
Whoa, this is kind of wide.
How far did you get?
Well, to right here with the four.
And then I said, oh, fuck it.
Let me go put the thumb.
And next thing, you know, I'm in there.
She said, ooh, I like your fangles.
I like your fangles.
It was nice.
It was good.
I like your fangles.
I'm like, ooh, your fangles, your fangles.
Yeah.
I'm glad I asked.
What I asked about the fisting thing?
It was a, I mean, hey, it was an experience.
It was a rendezvous.
You always asking the tough question.
It was definitely a rendezvous, you know.
Do you think that?
that she has ever been fucked as good
as you would potentially be able to if you were
a single man? I think Maryland Monroe
had got fucked by Robert
F. Kennedy and
John F. Kennedy at the
same time. Perfect
answer. Do we have any proof?
I can't, hey, man,
that's the best way to answer that question.
Do you, what do you think about the
Island Boys kissing?
Their brothers.
I mean, I told you guys, you know,
on Cam Show, bro, like, you know,
Ashley and Mary Kate has the right they have the right to kiss their transsexual cells
But they're not transsexual they're men
Yeah that's that's their brothers well that has nothing to do with me
What would you do if you were Ashley Mary Kate and got sick of having vaginas
I'll probably just keep having a vagina even if I'm sick of it well
I ain't got nothing to do with me they'd be kissing on each other and fucking on each other
Why do you think they're kissing on each other has nothing to do with me
but I was just saying why do you think that I don't know brother
You don't know.
You tell me.
Oh.
Okay.
I mean, it has everything to do with the fact that they are who they are.
I just, you know, have to just.
Seemingly heterosexual.
Who did what?
Who fuck are you guys talking about?
The Olson twins.
Oh.
And then the Olson twins.
We're talking about the Olson twins being the island boys and the island boys being the
Olson twins.
I see.
Yeah.
That's what we're talking about.
You think they're one and the same.
Dwayne.
Dwayne Raven get her get her raven all I'm saying is raven
You think he's her yeah, oh shit you hear that accusation? Oh, how's that feel? Because we both
shooting now like a dagger to the chest oh that's so dope damn she did you dirty
Raven's broke not you you got Versacee fit oh
do with me?
Ain't he a bad boy.
You think he's bad?
Nah, I ain't bad.
If he was single, would he be able to get some?
Rebecca.
Look at the way he hits that blunt.
I'm thinking.
Can you just imagine him doing that to your nipples?
You horrible, cuz.
Don't come, me.
I think you're supposed to, there you go, see.
I feel like we would have a fun, a fun time.
I don't know about fucking, but we would definitely have fun.
Oh, wow, that's delicious.
How the fuck is everything he said?
No, it's not even that.
It's just, oh, gosh.
Are we talking about, why are you talking about fucking me, Kass?
I'm not.
He asked the question.
I'm answering the question.
Faroo, why the fuck that?
I didn't fuck this this shit going.
What is it?
Listen, I remember one time, one time.
It was just one time only.
I fuck the bitch, right?
The bitch, she was retarded.
And the bitch, I stuck my dick in the bitch.
and it was real cute
and the bitch was like
oh yo yeah
I thought it was real cute
she had
that's the hair
oh yeah
oh yeah
it was like
that's what you really do good
you keep going
for a little bit longer
oh yeah
oh my god
in their eyes were going
oh yeah
yeah
that was the best pussy
I ever had
oh
it was the greatest
ever
I like
so you're saying
that retarded
Pussy is the best pussy.
Better than a lot of pussy in the world.
Not better than my wife's, but I'd rather have a retarded bitch than a bitch that
thinks she's mentally stable.
You're saying the shit that people are scared about.
I'd rather have a bitch with a shit out to hear.
I'd rather have a bitch like that than the bitch to sit here and look pretty like you.
Because that bitch is going to be, that bitch is going to be home.
She's going to have my bread.
If she's mildly retarded, she'll have my brain.
Yeah, the bitch's going to have my motherfucking breakfast done,
dead on time.
Kids is right there with their mama.
Bitch, where you're madmy?
I'm like, yeah.
I promise to God, it's going to be okay.
But if I get somebody that's pretty with her like this and nails like this,
bitch, I can't even get my dick sucked after I make $100,000.
You want to be so cute, so fine, so fresh, bitch.
You won't even fucking pick a hair off my back.
I don't.
You make too much.
money so you're lazy about giving your man had admit it yeah admit it boy no I'm
never too ready to this and I would pick a hair out of back oh I would pick a hair
out of his what back and I would even I'd even press your hair like you know what
I don't know what a retarded bitch to do I like the retarded bitches I like the retarded
holes you me retarded me I'm gonna leave my if my wife ever cheat on me I'm
gonna leave him for a retarded bitch I'm gonna be like you
So you stupid motherfucker, that's what I'm going to give me a retarded bitch.
You dumb, motherfucker.
You hurt my feelings.
I'm so mad at you, bitch.
Let's go.
No game.
Yeah, man.
You know what I'm saying?
On a bitch, man.
On a motherfucker bitch, man.
You know what I'm saying?
Pull that shit, man.
You know what?
Cause it is besides you might make that shit.
You know what I'm sweating and shit.
Yeah, man.
Fix that shit.
Hey man, what is the questions?
We're all dumbfounded right now.
You are the greatest entertainer of the 21st century.
I appreciate you.
You get your flowers for the rest of your life.
I appreciate you.
You know, I try to do what I can do what I can do.
But I learned that for a quick sucky, man.
We can't do it.
We can't.
Respect for still drinking the Modello even though the 42 is here now.
Yeah, I get that because you got to.
He's going to conserve.
He's going to finish it.
Yeah.
Cheers.
Hey, I got, yo, St. Patty's Day was yesterday.
It was.
Okay.
Everybody at the farmer's market was wearing green.
Were they?
Yeah.
Did you respect it or what?
I respected the green.
Did you wear green?
No.
With your Irish.
Didn't even think about it.
Honestly, I didn't even know it was.
You didn't fuck with it?
I didn't know it was St. Patty's Day.
I didn't know it was St. Patty's Day.
Until somebody was like, happy Saints' Poch?
No, my mom, until my mom was like, you have Irish in your blood, son.
You do?
And I was like, I was like,
All right.
And she was like, say, happy St. Patrick's Day.
And I was like, oh, fuck, yeah, cool.
You know?
And then I was like, all right, all right.
So now I know.
I shouldn't celebrate St. Patrick's Day now because I have a kid.
So it's like the kid, you wear green, it's fun.
Yeah.
You got a four-leaf flower toy or something.
I guess it's in school.
They do their thing in school.
Maybe.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Maybe in school.
Well, it's not even just the, it's, when I was in school, when we were in school,
I remember the green.
Remember, you know, you come to school,
you see the, the, the, the, the four-le-clones and stuff like that.
My thing is, lepracons.
Yeah.
Is that racist now?
Leparcons?
No, it's not.
No, it's not.
No, it's not.
No, it's not.
No, it's not.
In America, what the fuck is the point in the same path?
That's why I forget about it.
It's like, oh, fun Irish culture stuff.
But why he, the same way.
Or is it?
I mean, that's the idea, right?
It's not like everybody's Irish,
but everybody's just kind of having fun.
Nobody's Irish, and nobody's Mexican,
and we still celebrate Cinco de Mayo.
Right. We have fucking Mexican holidays, right?
So I think it's like any reason to drink.
What about like Black Guy Day?
Okay. Black Guy Day is cool. Black Guy Day is cool. Black Guy Day, but I would rather, I would rather
nigger day. Oh. I would come out for nigger day. Not Black Guy Day.
But that's not really something that the white kids are going to be able to participate in.
Yes, because it's just for niggers. Right. But that's not really like inclusive, right?
St. Patrick's Day is very inclusive.
Cinco de Mayo is inclusive.
We can't even say happy day.
On black guy did, you get to learn about Mike Tyson, J.Z,
like, you know, Charles Barkley, and others.
But you just learn about good stuff about it.
We both reaped in.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, okay, so what does that mean?
Just learn about a bunch of black guys and like, good,
shit that they did. That's like a good holiday, right? That's called, that's called Black History Month.
I know, but I'm just, I'm offering a different take on it. It's going to be one day.
One day. And it's just going to be a bunch of black dudes. Not like the best. But do we have,
is it going to be called that though? Because not everybody. Yeah. That I'm not so sure.
Okay, so is that the only day that everybody is going to come to Orlando Brown's niggers.
Like you just got to say, like get it out of your system. If you're not a nigger day, bro, I don't even want to
know you. If you don't come the nigger day. Right.
We got a nigger parade.
And so what would be the...
We got nigger soup, nigger salad, nigger and rice.
What is using the hard R say about the day?
Nigger salad.
And it would be a cookout.
Everybody all around the world would just have a cookout.
People don't really say that word that much of these days.
So it's kind of like a throwback thing.
It's like a throwback to like an era where that was more common, right?
Nigger stuffing, nigger gravy.
Green, beans, tomatoes.
all that
okay
I'm like 12 hours in
interviewing today
this is how I'm ending it
it's kind of epic
delusional
but I got to fuck
the first person
with a nigger
right
what a way to end
the night
what a way to end my night
with a nigger
with a nigger
like coming
to a nigger near you
you know I'm mostly
I would listen to
all of your ASMRs
Oh, you would?
Translation, she wants you to eat her out.
That is not.
That is what that meant.
That is so nasty.
She wants you to eat.
It is not nasty as came down there.
We don't know.
I don't want to know.
We don't know.
But she's...
I don't want to know.
She's Hispanic.
Do you eat eel?
Eal.
Do you eat eel?
I, like, you know, sushi that has eels on it sometimes, but I don't go, like, super out of my way, but am I down?
Yeah.
I'll do anything.
Okay, so check this out, bro.
eel
ew
exactly
there you
exactly
but ill sauce
it's sweet right
so just stay away
from eating raw fish
if you don't like eating pussy
some women are going to sting down there
if you're grown ass man
you're going to eat some pussy
but definitely you've encountered
pussies that are too gross to eat
yeah
I've encountered pussies that were too gross to fuck
we're just hoping that you don't have that
let me ask you a question say you're down
there, right? Like, you're working your way down there
and you're down there and then you
realize, this bitch got some steak
ass pussy. What do you
do in a lot? How do you divert?
You are at a critical juncture.
Yeah, like, where, how do you get out of that without
being obvious? You kiss her thighs a little bit.
O'Marion was fucking a girl.
You got an abort mission. Oh, Marion was fucking
a girl.
She was real cool.
Omarion.
Marion's fucking this girl.
And she was real cool. And you were there.
No.
I know the girl
And the girl
She was real cool
She's real cool
Got cool with me
You know what I'm saying
After she stopped fucking with
Omarion
Stop fucking with me
She started fucking with Orion
You know
Omarion's brother
All right
So she
You know she get around
Pretty much
You know what I'm saying
So basically
When we go
At the time
My boy Reno
Was still alive
I don't know
If you know Reno
You kind of look like
His daughter
that's something else
But it's like
Let's start there
Yeah
You know
Let's start there
But my thing is
It's more like
So
We go to Reno's little spot
And
You know
Reno
He was hitting all kinds
And
He was fucking pussy
You know
And getting the pussy
He's like
Ha ha
I get the pussy
Woo!
I know Kobe Bryant
You want to meet Kobe
Okay
No
Give me the pussy
And I tell him
That you know
Me
And then so he gets the pussy
Okay
Then next thing, you know, I was getting, I get the pussy.
But this Pacific time, she was in there.
And I was like, you know, like, like, like, back to stick my thing where it didn't belong, you know.
The sun.
It's not a private part.
Yeah.
And I pulled the pants down and.
Describe it.
Describe it.
It stunk.
It was bad.
To the high heavens.
Put a taste.
It don't.
smell good to be jogging, run down the alley, smell a dead cat.
That's, it was fucked up.
It was worse than a dead cat.
Yeah.
You're paying the picture.
So you're not going to fuck that.
You're going to put a, this sheep back up.
She definitely knows who she is.
She also listened to this like, fuck.
Yeah, bitch, your pussy.
Stank like a motherfucker.
I, bitch, I know you had like eight kids four.
You told nobody you had no kids.
bitch who are you today?
I thank you, Taraji P. Henson.
Bitch, close your legs.
Ha!
In the ha-ha-da-ha-da-ba-horosh-a-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.
That bitch got some pussy that can't stand.
Yeah, did you speak in tongue?
Oh, no, man.
It was nasty smelling.
Taraji P. Henson's pussy it was.
I'm starting to think that Jay-Z and all these people that have vaginas are not really...
It's like a metaphor.
It has nothing to do with me.
It has nothing to do with me.
You're a mystery.
I mean, a mystery for my wife to unriddle.
Oh, God.
Poor woman.
That shit can be cute and it can be not, too.
At the same time.
Okay, so Crystal has some stank.
Stank pussy.
How did you get out of that?
Did you tell her?
Because I feel like you would tell her.
I was like, nah.
You told her?
He don't smell good.
You said that?
You said that?
I'm her right now.
Tell me the way you said to her.
I was like, it just did you know.
Hey, I gotta go with it.
I gotta talk to Reno.
Why was Omarion able to thug it out?
And you weren't.
He probably didn't eat her out.
He was probably the one making her get the abortions.
Because you know, you only gonna stink like that if your tubes is being fucked with like that.
Not necessarily, right?
I don't give a fuck unless the bitch was shitting and putting it in her pussy.
What the fuck?
What the fuck is you talking about, man?
I mean, I've encountered a bunch of stinky vaginas in my life.
And I don't think any of them were putting shit in there or getting
like a shitload of abortions.
No.
It just stinks sometimes.
You can wipe front to back, back to front.
Some people, they have a little fucking, I don't know.
I'm the kind of man don't even want to wipe my new daughter.
I look away when my wife is changing my wife.
I look away.
I don't want to see nothing.
I ain't even knowing nothing.
Being a grown-up, being a dad, you got to just suck it up.
You're wiping poop.
I told her.
I told my wife when she teaches me how to deal with that.
Cool.
It is uncomfortable, though.
I don't have one.
I don't.
When she grants me the gift of showing me how to do that, then all right.
Over than that, I'm just not excited to be.
She's like, oh, anyway.
Like, no.
This is a weird feeling.
This is a weird feeling.
Even with my son, before he got to a certain age, I was like, I'm not going to be just,
wiping my son like that's his little ding ding what i mean yeah but you know you've got a penis
so it's kind of yeah but i know but still man that's their privacy man can't anybody say nothing
he's a child so what do you wait time out because y'all sound crazy okay mama with the mama no
it's weird it's weird because you didn't have what if you was raising your door about himself
how the fuck are you gonna you're gonna leave her like well you gotta realize i'm like i'm not the person
I'm not the person to be like
I'm not the person to be like, yo man, you know what I'm saying?
Like, you know, I'm going to tell you that's all good and Danny.
Like I'm still a baby as well, but I'm still grown.
You know what I mean?
I'm still coming into my own too.
So some things are beautiful for me to learn.
I'm 30 fucking five.
You're not coming into.
You're grown as man.
It's weird for an obvious and simple reason.
Because as men, we've never had to clean.
a vagina before. There you go.
It's just kind of weird.
You're doing this for the first time. You never had to think about what it even was like.
But my son, when I got my son, and she brought me my son, I was like, all right, and he was
already used to her. So I just had to get used to making sure, you know what I'm saying?
See, I don't have a son, so I don't even know what it's like to clean a little boy penis.
Yeah, you know what I'm saying. So I just made sure, you know, and I got to show him.
You got to show him how to pee. You got to show him how to pee. You put Cheerios and
toilet and just let them shoot them. That way they
learn. Seriously? Yeah.
What the fuck?
Yeah. Shoot these chirias. That's my way.
That way. That way they like, they try.
Actually, that sounds interesting. I got to let them do that.
That was dope.
Yeah. You put churias in there. Let them shoot them.
Yeah. That way they don't get on. They learn to like shoot.
I've just always heard that the kid's going to piss on your face.
You have a boy because it's sort of, you know.
Well, it kind of depends on what you do. It depends on what you want, what you like.
I don't want that. But I mean, if it happens to happen.
Anyways, so I'm supposed to be doing this Orlando Brown show shit
After this.
Zeus is pump fagging.
No, it's not that.
Everyone wants to know that I'm on the level that I'm on mentally.
Everybody's a little skeptical.
No, no one's skeptical.
It's more like, are we ready or are we not?
Do you think you're ready?
I think, I've proved that.
It has nothing to do with what I think.
Fuck what I think.
Do y'all want the money?
Of course you want.
want the money, but do you...
I think you could do it.
Do you think you have multiple weeks
of filming and being consistent
with them in you?
It has nothing to do with what I've already
demonstrated. That's a whole other world.
The internet is something different from
TV. TV is one
thing. That's my
world. That's how I
play. That's how
the world knows me.
The internet
is
a whole other world.
Right.
That's fun.
That's sitting here, getting to know good people, having good drinks.
Hey, man, can we get a, because I'm chilling my buddy.
I got a new found sis, chilling.
We just fucking around, you know what I mean?
You could jerk off to her.
I don't know about when you get home.
Adam, not now.
The people want to know.
That if you, I know you're looking for something along the lines of an answer
for that kind of shit.
And I'm like, dude,
hey, man,
stop it.
You got an alien.
Shut out,
Assali.
It's weird as fuck.
Shut up Milo.
You know,
but if you need,
if you,
if you,
if you want to fucking rock with me,
man,
and chill with me,
I have no problem
coming and chill with you,
man,
because that's the,
this is the vibe.
I want you to sit around.
I don't know about that gay thing,
shit.
You got fucking girl host.
You got Orlando Brown
here tonight.
And I don't mean,
all the thugs left.
This is like this is cool now I want to see like Tom Cruise coming this bitch
I meant if it's like Miley Cyrus coming in this fucker
Were you scared of Wack 100 being here? No I wanted to meet him again. I only met him one time
Dude he's scary no he loved me gave me a hug really he was fucking awesome
He was really coolie I was looking forward to seeing him. He's probably got sex tapes of you
What? Huh?
Uh-oh.
That says love language.
The sex tapes?
Just kidding.
Just kidding.
The sex tapes?
What sex tapes?
Of me?
So I'm going to be concerned about.
No.
No.
The whack 100?
What the fuck is you saying, man?
Are you worried?
You're worried?
No, I don't have any sex tapes with nobody,
you look like you're thinking about it.
You look a little concerned.
I don't have any sex tapes other than...
Where were you?
I do have two sex tapes.
I do.
I do.
Those other ones we're talking about.
One sex tape with my ex-assistant.
I was fucking a shout of her.
And then I got...
Excuse me.
I'm sorry, Danielle.
And then I got one other one with the two girls in one time.
Woo!
Sell that.
My boy getting a pussy.
I like it.
I got some pussy sometimes.
I was fucking a pussy.
Sometimes.
I had fun when I was married.
Man, I was doing some cool shit.
You know, hey, man, you know, I wasn't a player, but I was doing some player or shit.
I really was, man.
I really was.
There it is.
She's chewing ice.
I was doing some player shit, man.
That's just like a nervous thing for you.
Yeah, I'm like, I think we need to be on the radio or something.
I think she's.
I think we need to be on.
She's threatened by your dominant big dick energy.
Okay, fine.
Okay, so I want to do a radio show.
You should do radio show.
We should see how that sounds.
I feel like a podcast is like the modern radio show.
I think that like radio.
I feel like a radio station.
I don't listen to the radio though.
Like let me on the radio.
This is like on demand radio, right?
Nobody fucking listens to the radio anymore.
You listen to the radio?
Nobody listens to the radio.
The radio is just like cut up this.
Nobody listens.
Why are you listening to Al Sharps?
He's not, you can't listen to him.
The fucking big boy
Big boy is not
on the radio right now in California
anymore. He moved. We don't have
anything. And Steve Harvey
is definitely not on the radio anymore.
We have nothing.
We have nothing fun to get up in the morning.
Like me, you have coffee. We all
have coffee. Get up in the morning. You remember Delilah?
Dude.
You remember Delilah?
We fuck around and get up in the morning and have coffee, bro,
and just fucking do this shit. Get in current
events. You know what I'm saying? Get into the news,
and just fucking sit here and just shit and shit around, bro,
and make this shit happen.
You know what I mean?
Like, really, like, wait people up.
They fly in in their morning when they're on the plane, they land.
You see a billboard of us.
Go to school, going to school in the morning time they hear us and shit.
I think that will be fucking amazing, bro.
I think that would be cool.
Because it's not about what they're not doing anymore, right?
It's about what we allow them to do.
Nobody's going to listen to the radio.
Dude, everyone listens to the radio.
Dude.
No.
No, they don't.
Dude, X-Im radio.
My fan base, they watch YouTube.
Yeah.
Maybe like TikTok.
But they don't listen to the radio.
And even like if you're in the car.
Do you really basing yourself on TikTok in the fuck?
I'm saying like normal kids these days, normal 20-year-olds, 25 girls, they watch YouTube and they watch TikTok.
Yeah.
And probably like Instagram and maybe Twitter.
All right.
And you could even, and you could even put the.
the podcast in your car and just
have that shit running while you driving.
What about these black guys that come through
with all this money and they do this fucking
quick like fucking, okay, like Ricky
fucking Smiley. He comes through,
he makes all this fucking money and your ass is
like, oh yeah, well, we'll just do this
and we'll just do that. Ricky Smiley has been doing
this shit for... No,
no, he hasn't. Not
since before the other motherfuckers is before him.
So what are you talking about? The motherfucker with the
green eyes. I can't think of a fuck
his name right now. What's the
motherfucker's name with the green eyes, bro.
That dude the motherfucker's show,
the fucking, the, do the, do the, do the
fucking radio shit.
What the fuck with that? His fucking name,
he's fucking green eyes with the niggins shit.
He'd be doing it on the fucking radio shit.
He got fucking,
he probably imagined him.
I have no idea what you're talking about.
He's made millions off that shit.
My brother, Riley Broussard told me about this
motherfucker. And he's on the radio.
So how you know he got, he's made millions off the radio.
That's how I know the motherfucker.
The only black men to make millions
off the radio.
I really have no idea what he's talking about.
Why the fuck you don't know about this MC Hammer?
You look like him right now.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
You're probably thinking of like a bunch of other celebrities who look more like.
I'm Dwayne Johnson.
But if you're also Jay-Z, then what does it really mean?
I don't know.
They don't look anything alike.
He's Polynesian, right?
Well, who cares?
What I was trying to make happen for this fucking radio world?
It's awesome to me because I remember when Usher was like,
do-do-do-do-do-do-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-chute-choo-ch-ch-choo-ch-ch- And that's the days, man.
It's because you're older.
No, I don't even fuck about an older.
No, no, I'm saying like when, you know, it's like nostalgia.
My baby, Mama, O'Mina, it's older.
You want to, you want to.
You got a baby with Obama?
Who got a baby with Obama?
I got a baby with Obama.
Your wife is Obama?
No, not my wife.
You fucked Obama as well.
He's transsexual.
He's a white.
He's no, he's trendy.
He's from Hawaii, right?
He's Kenyan.
He's not fake.
He's not like a Donald Trump lie.
He's got Kenyan and pussy, man.
He really is Kenyan.
Or were they lying about him being a Muslim?
Nah, man.
Let him be set free.
I don't think he's practices.
Okay, if Obama would let you hit, you'd do it.
Would you hit if Obama let you do it?
I hit the pussy.
Obama had clean, good, strong.
A natural pussy
I didn't
I didn't
Obama didn't do nothing wrong to me
I won't say nothing wrong by his pussy
His pussy tastes good
Smell good
Was good
So is Michelle Obama?
Is Michelle Obama?
Michelle Obama is his wife
I'm talking about his pussy
I've ever talked about his pussy
Because her pussy has nothing to do with this situation
Leave his wife out of it
Mrs.
Obama
Yes okay
She didn't know what
Obama was doing.
Obama was having sexual
relations with Alamos.
And Landos had no idea
that he wanted to have sexual
relations with me.
See?
And I
I was behooved
on the invitation
to have sex with Obama.
And Obama's pussy, it tastes like mangoes.
I was like.
Yes, it was mangles.
I would say, no, that was the other one.
The other one.
Yeah, but this one did, I can't say it.
And then this one right now, it was mangoes on this pussy.
And I said man garlic pussy, man garlic pussy.
Mang garlic?
Mang garlic.
Mang garlic pussy.
It was the most, it was like pussy off a tree.
Yes, it was like pussy off a tree.
If it had a sound, what would it be?
No, man, no.
Can you armpit fart?
No.
Oh, I did it, I think.
You could do that.
You could go viral on TikTok.
I heard the...
That needs to be a gift.
I haven't done that.
So the Breakfast Club.
What are your thoughts in the Breakfast Club?
No thoughts.
What the fuck do you mean?
No thoughts, bro.
I haven't watched it in years, realistically.
Okay, so what do you think, though?
He has no thoughts.
You get the
They added the new girl
I'm kind of interested
But I haven't seen
I haven't seen anything
She's dope
She is dope
She's dope
She's dope
She's dope
She's fucking dope
I honestly don't know anything about her
I don't know
Why are you acting like
You don't know about this
I just don't
You cannot possibly not know
Who Jess hilarious
No I just I know who she is
But my point is
I think we would have a bigger show
I've seen a little bit of like
Clips of her
I think we would have a bigger show
We'd be like
Bit Bill
It's in the situation
baby
I'm ton-n-nom-da-p-p-sue-d-ch-ch-ch-l-lady.
But if you, I want to give me flowers,
I like to talk for hour.
Like, if it was like to be.
I'm a du-bba-d-d-me.
I'm trying to-be-d-d-da-da.
No.
I literally, I was like, what?
I feel like I know this song.
Like, yeah, every was like to play some.
It goes like this.
Now you feel me?
But play some dope-d-d-d-d-d-d-chit.
Mixed with some chodd-d-d-shit, you know what I'm saying?
Hey, yeah.
How come we got all the soul at the table?
Right.
And they had hair like me.
They were like, um,
I thought the one dude was a chick.
Do,
I really did.
I thought it was like a hot chick.
The main dude in the group.
For a long time, I'm not gonna lie.
I thought, I'm not gonna lie,
it was like, is it a girl?
And I thought she was cool.
She was fucking dope.
But I'd only seen the Mbba video.
Did it work?
I never hit.
Unfortunately.
I was a little kid.
Yeah, I could do three hours with you with my day in the morning.
This is two hours.
I got to go.
I'm done.
We're going on two hours?
This is two hours.
I've been here for 12 hours today.
We're sitting here.
We've been sitting here for two hours talking?
Yeah.
Okay, yeah.
So let the people know that this shit ain't easy.
People think that what we do on social media is so like.
This is like your first podcast.
Who me?
Yeah.
No.
I'm like, no.
I'm saying in general, the social media shit,
you got to be like on top of it.
Bitch, I'm going to go eat some not you, but I'm going to go eat some sushi and
bitch, fuck you and what you think?
I don't really think.
I sat here with my brother and my sister.
I didn't got loose and I could talk about my shit and on some bad boy and on some
thank you for.
Who was supposed to come to the content house?
Which what?
A while back you were supposed to come to the content house and you got real Hollywood.
I'm going to say it.
You got real Hollywood.
You got real Hollywood and was like, please believe me.
He's a bad bitch.
He's a bad bitch.
I'm a stand on business.
You know my friends, Sam Jones, and you were supposed to come, and you didn't come.
I will.
You let only fans a girl down.
You did.
I'm not just the only, first of all, there's more layers to me than that.
We don't know that.
We do.
I would just like to say that.
Number one, before we end this shit, I know it's been a long time that motherfucker's been listening, but I'm going to give you, I'm going to give you one thing, you know, and a couple things.
to go ahead, go he goes sleep with.
I'm going to tell you, you know, I did not mean for my dick
to land in so many ladies
at one time, and then all these kids
pop up crying like they mind.
I did not, I did not
mean for my mama to tell me she hate
me, and then I act like I love her, but she's still
going to hate me, but I want to hug her.
I can't keep on telling y'all that it's my fault
that I keep dripping
on these bitches.
It's not my fault that I'm great.
Ain't my fault that all this money.
on my motherfucking plate
bitch ain't my fault that I
won't your ass to keep watching
ain't my fault that I can pinch my own nipple
to feel like this shit is real
ain't my fault bitch that I promise
to God
I got on Versace and it ain't
my motherfucking
fuck bitch
that I'm trying to do it on time
I got a grill
I put the grill back in
to leave we gotta get the fuck out of here now
we gotta go take a photo
so maybe the grill would make the photo
harder.
That was a really good way to end the show.
I love that shit.
I am fucking cooked, bro.
That was really inspiration.
12 hours.
I felt motivated by that.
12 hour day.
Love you.
Five interviews and I had to nut.
I washed my hands like a while ago, yeah.
All right, we out now.
Orlando, appreciate you.
Rebecca.
Everybody goes sign up to her only fans
because that's why she's here.
Immediately.
That's why she's here.
Okay.
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Yeah. If I'm
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Boom, boom, shake the room.
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