No Jumper - Sharp SPAZZES on Kazumi & Her Friend! Intense Argument
Episode Date: March 24, 2022Sharp unleashes on Kazumi about her hygiene, lifestyle, how she makes money, not being a good role model and more, while Kazumi stays unbothered and unfazed, stays 10 toes down and advocates for what ...she believes in: doing what she wants, when she wants while making money and investing. https://www.instagram.com/notkazumisw... https://www.instagram.com/spicyemmamag/ https://www.instagram.com/tha_sharp_one/ https://twitter.com/theonlysharp https://www.instagram.com/doknowsworld_/ ----- NO JUMPER PATREON http://www.patreon.com/nojumper CHECK OUT OUR NEW SPOTIFY PLAYLIST https://open.spotify.com/playlist/5te... FOLLOW US ON SNAPCHAT FOR THE LATEST NEWS & UPDATES https://www.snapchat.com/discover/No_... CHECK OUT OUR ONLINE STORE!!! http://www.nojumper.com/ SUBSCRIBE for new interviews (and more) weekly: http://bit.ly/nastymondayz Follow us on SPOTIFY: https://open.spotify.com/show/4ENxb4B... iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/n... Follow us on Social Media: https://www.snapchat.com/discover/No_... http://www.twitter.com/nojumper http://www.instagram.com/nojumper https://www.facebook.com/NOJUMPEROFFI... http://www.reddit.com/r/nojumper JOIN THE DISCORD: https://discord.gg/Q3XPfBm Follow Adam22: https://www.tiktok.com/@adam22 http://www.twitter.com/adam22 http://www.instagram.com/adam22 adam22hoe on Snapchat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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We back.
We got myself, of course, Duno.
Kazumi.
Canasty.
What's your name, baby?
I'm Emma.
I'm Emma Magnolia.
It's nice to meet you.
Emma, nice to meet you.
Yeah, man, so let's go ahead and pop shit off.
Now, I'm going to say this, because I was just listening two minutes ago,
and I got a ride off this one.
Okay, I got a ride off this one.
You just said, yeah, you just said, you don't like, yeah, you just, what happened?
What was that?
That was good.
Okay.
I shot myself.
You listen, I thought one of them things blew out on the back.
Hey, but all seriousness, you said you don't really like white people.
But you're so quick, though, but you quick to go do a 20, 30-pound gang.
I'm sure there's some white folks in that.
If you watch my first gang gang, it was actually one race of people that did that gang.
But I am now a community girl and I fuck everybody.
You fuck everybody.
What was the one-raising your first gang?
Yeah, yeah.
No, what was the one race?
It was all black people, but it just so happened to be that.
It wasn't on purpose.
They just were there.
It was a coincidence.
Yeah, coinky dink.
What was the reason of that?
I showed up and that was what everyone was.
You showed up and that's what everyone was.
So you don't, do you feel like this was maybe like a self-gain for yourself, like an alkyade?
This was something I just want, like I had just gotten over a breakup.
So I was looking up like little party events by myself to see what I like.
about having a man's opinion about it.
So I went to this party that turned out to be a gang bang party.
And 50 people later, you know.
You're just being promiscuous, mischievous.
A situation happened.
Change my life for the better.
Our condoms?
Yeah, of course.
I'm asking.
You sure?
Not one of them popped out of 50.
I don't care if you were allowed.
Many of them fuck motherfuckers with no condoms and still alive.
And you moisturized your face.
Yeah.
With semen.
Yeah.
You were fucking disgusting.
I'm going to say this.
I'm going to say this like for real.
Now, I had overheard once upon hours you say something that you don't take showers but twice a week and you baby wipe it through the rest of it.
I lied for house phone.
I thought he would relate.
Why would you lie for that?
I'm going to say this.
How do you feel about that you being another woman sitting here at the table?
What do you feel about a woman that says that she likes sex just as much as she does, right?
And she only takes showers twice a week and she baby wipes it through the rest of it.
I feel like these are two, like, kind of, like, separate qualifiers because, like, how much you like sex is in determining how many times a week you're having sex.
I'm talking about taking showers after the shit.
Don't be fucking nasty.
No, but that's what I'm saying, too.
Like, do you agree with her within?
She does what she does.
She's very sexually active, right?
Right.
So.
Which isn't a problem, right?
No.
Not a problem at all right.
I mean, it's a limit.
No, it's, there's definitely a limit, you know, but neither here nor there.
But for somebody that, okay, you're going to.
do what you do. Why the fuck you only go take a shower twice a week? That's very fucking nasty.
See, that's the shit that I talk about with women on that square shit because they'll go
fuck this man, that man do all this shit and then still go home to their boyfriend and try to kiss
him in their mouth. I wish you would. I'm going to slap your ass down.
Try to come kiss me in the mouth after you didn't did all that nasty ass shit and you
ain't even get nothing. You got a dirty pussy and some broke pockets.
Have you ever been in a situation where a girl gave you head and then try to kiss you?
No, she'd go wash her mouth out first
She'd go wash her mouth out first
Go hit that mouthwash
They do it naturally
Was like eat my cum
I was like why don't you taste test yourself first
So he was like all right
So he skeeted, ate it
And then he was like ew
And I was like yeah
So I actually don't swallow
I'm nasty
I don't think I would
I don't think I would fuck a guy
If he didn't want me to kiss him after head
That's I'm just saying go hit some fucking mouthwash
What is wrong?
with y'all like and you know you fucking with 50 men like come on man like you're telling me you
ain't gonna swallow no nut but you're fuck 50 men upside down to all the shit you're do to him
but you're telling me that's the only thing that's off limits damn motherfuckers got their priorities
fucked up i'm like calorie count it's nine calories tablespoon and it has a lot of sodium as professionals
fucking nasty man are do you guys kiss on some of the shit you guys do no right there's no
Kissing on some of the scenes?
Mm-mm.
Mm-hmm.
You guys snowballed.
Stop.
Why?
What is that?
It's when the guy comes in one girl's mouth.
Yeah, three nasty motherfuckers come together, do even some more nasty shit.
That's five girls.
That's what it is.
Five girls, one guy?
Well, actually, I was just there.
I didn't get snowballed, but I was watching you guys snowball.
Yes.
And I was like, yeah.
All right.
I'm going to ask you.
And then I, I'm going to ask you this.
Like, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
What the fuck?
I'm asking you, because it's got to make sense to me.
Let's speak logically here.
What the fuck do you honestly gain?
I want to know what you gain out of this
because you got to make it make sense to me.
What's the alcalade that you gain?
They're millionaires.
I don't give a fuck about that, man.
I'm just saying.
Motherfugas, that's the problem with motherfuckers.
No, because you're so quick to look, well, they're this.
No, man.
Look at the shit for face value.
That's the problem with this day.
and that's why they get the slide
with all the bullshit.
Do you kiss after eating pussy or is that?
Man, I'm not doing none of that.
And to be honest with you,
that's none of your business
what I do.
See, that's the difference.
That's the difference between me and you.
You go out to, hey, man,
you got to pay to come see.
How come it's your business
what we're doing, but not our business.
You already putting your business out.
You're starting it off off the jump.
Man, sitting there juggling nuts and like clowns.
I'm snow falling,
snow falling, snow falling.
I don't know, bro.
I'm just looking at it from what it is.
they started the conversation off with the nasty shit.
So I'm just trying to figure it out.
What's the self-gain?
What the fuck do you really get out of it?
You got to make it make sense to me of why you do it.
I like it.
Yeah, we're having fun.
Having fun.
Two girls living in the morning.
What if y'all catch something that y'all can't get rid of?
You get tested every 14 days.
You get tested all the motherfucking time.
But how about the people know?
How about some of the people that you deal with?
Because you have to think about it.
Some people do slide through off screenings.
It can't happen.
I don't do scenes with people who aren't, like,
like recently screened.
Cool.
Yeah,
but let's be real with it, man.
Sometimes people stop heard people,
man,
there's been scares in the industry a few times.
Not me.
I've been chilling.
Yeah,
there's been scares a few times.
Here I am alive to this day.
Proof of the matter.
But for how long living like that?
How long do you live?
How long?
No, I'm saying, for how long?
I think Sharp's crazy
has you guys ever caught anything.
Oh, no.
No.
I have like, you know,
it's a miracle of God
that I stay.
Were you convinced?
How you said that?
You convinced when they just,
the response that you got out of that?
From what I know,
my knowledge in their world
while working with
our great white man,
Adam 22,
I think people do cash it.
Adam just had gonorrhea,
and he talked about it publicly,
you for me?
Woo!
I mean,
that's what's up.
De-stigmatized.
What do you think about that?
I don't think,
gonorrhea is a big deal.
What do you think about that?
It's something easily curable
and should be destigmatized
and we should have conversations about it.
People do catch it.
Fuck all.
that. Why are you over here? No, let's not try to sit there and try to go to statistics. No,
let's really look at it. You say, no, I don't feel like I'm, you're pretty much treated like,
no, I ain't going to catch shit. People get tested. No, people slip through screenings. That's what
I'm saying. It happens. You know what I'm saying? Not every test can be accurate 100% all the
time. Hell, they tell you even condoms ain't fucking always 100% effective. Things can happen.
All types of sex. It can happen. But I'm saying, don't try to act like you just want.
walking is just, oh, we got it under control.
We got it all figured out.
It's all good over here.
We got it all figured out.
Ain't nothing going to happen over here.
And you know, damn well, that's a fucking lie.
Don't be lying to these viewers.
Don't lie to them that way and try to say like it's just, yeah, no, really raise the
awareness then.
That's what you're going to do.
Bring the awareness with the nasty shit.
I can respect that.
Let me raise awareness.
Yeah.
Adam and I had sex of a condom on.
Just saying.
I have a lot of unprotected sex.
Lina, Manea, let's talk.
That's why.
Let him made her nasty ass wear one like, man, Adam, if you fuck this bitch with no comment, it's over with.
Getting gonorrhea is not really different from getting like strep throat or something like that.
Shut the fucking.
Can what?
Man, who brought these?
I did catch a wife.
You playing with me today and you too.
I once got.
Oh, man.
Oh, that's a fuck on.
Repeat that again.
Hold on.
Repeat that again.
I mean, you can treat it with antibiotics.
So getting gonorrhea is not really that different from getting strep throat.
It's not that bad, huh?
I don't think it is.
It's like gatewaying that.
STDs. Oh, it's not that bad.
What's next? Oh, AIDS, it's not that bad.
You just take some pills and, you know, for
the rest of your life and, you know, you just got to
live with that. It's okay, though. You can still live
with it. You can still, that's fucked
that's fucking crazy. It's not the
80s. It's not about it being the 80s.
And then I gave, like, nine people
pink eyes. Y'all going to catch
something. Y'all asses can't get rid of, boy.
I hate to say it. Wait, so you
ate somebody's ass. He gave you pink eye
and then you gave nine other people pink eye.
Yeah, because there was nine other people there.
but like I was I mean it was just pink eye
but it's also like it was farting on pillows around here
this is not the medieval age and like lay your face on it
somebody was farting on the pillow
y'all was you was obviously down face down ass up
so you knew you was in a pillow
somebody probably was sitting sitting on the pillow
doing whatever they was doing and they probably pooted
and when they pooted you know it
those are funny words
when they pooted you know
it left all kinds of bacteria and all types
of shit like that on the pillow.
So when you face down, ass up, of course you're about to come up with some pink in the
wink, you know?
You're going to come up with some pink in the wink, man.
That's what I'm saying.
Like, how, it doesn't make sense to me.
If you catch a something as simple as fucking pink eye, how you know that you really,
and you're just moving through like that, not being safe, how you know that you're going
to be careful for any other thing that might come your way, man?
Because you never know, man.
I'll tell you this.
The most AIDS comes off the most handsome man, the man that you feel that
day or whatever, it can happen in an instant, man, because you're so open with yourself.
Just learn to be a little bit more exclusive.
I bet you it would be dope for you can still go do the nasty shit, but do it, if you're
going to do it, y'all squares to me.
So if you're going to do it, go do it with one man and live your life.
If you're millionaires.
You don't even, I think that.
You're not eating pussy.
You're not eating, man, no twat.
I think you're educated at the Y.
I don't want no furburger.
You ain't ever ate pussy before.
Not eating no furburger.
Not even a furburger, man.
Charpe, you ain't ever ate cooking in your life.
When I was a kid.
What?
When I was a little, when I was young, nigga, fucking bitches.
Come on, bro.
We didn't ran through bitches, but I didn't surpass that.
I didn't.
Did I have what?
No, I didn't.
No, I didn't.
I'll tell you this.
I probably, if it was, let me finish.
If it was you, I probably would say I had a bad experience because then as I got older,
I would really think about it like, damn, I wonder how many dicks and.
Have you ever made a girl come?
Bitch, man, girl, you would be mesmerized.
Yeah, I just feel like you have.
I bet. I bet. It's okay.
That's fine. That's fine.
So you got to eat pussy for a bitch than that.
Damn.
There's some other shit going on in the world then.
There's some other shit going on the world because that's for motherfuckers that really
don't know how to stick them.
That's for motherfuckies that don't know how, man, you ain't got no swag game.
It's okay.
I understand.
You got no swag game.
Me?
Hey, man, I don't know how to take care of business.
But that's neither here nor there.
No, I'm not talking about him.
I'm just saying that's four people that's like that.
But do you know be out here eating pussy?
That's that's his bra.
Hey,
that's,
I don't eat like,
I don't eat like,
give me a second.
I don't eat like random girl pussy.
That makes sense?
Like,
I'm not just like,
like,
like if it's like a one night stand,
I'm not gonna eat your pussy.
Yeah.
That's what's not gonna happen.
Do you ask you to suck your dick?
I'll for sure get some head.
You ain't never slipped up one time.
Oh,
I just start a lot to be unacceptable.
Hold on.
Listen,
listen,
listen,
I'm young.
I'm,
I'm,
I'm 20.
Man,
I just turned 22.
What?
You just turned my two.
I just turned two.
I'm a $2,000, baby.
Come on, I'm on my freaky shit.
Not at that third level, obviously, bud.
Yeah, yeah.
You feel me?
Yeah, you feel me?
I'm on my, but, but, so are you telling me that as I get older, the pussy shit gonna get boring?
No, you're just gonna make yourself more exclusive.
You're gonna say, you've been there and done that.
See, I'm the type of dude like I'm like, okay, cool.
I like to hold it for a rare bitch, man.
That's just me.
A bitch I know how to get it all, man, and give as less as possible.
less as possible.
She knows how to get it all, man.
She's going to move the room.
I don't know.
I just look for something.
I don't look for something that I don't want something that everybody can have off the shelf.
You can go get off Walmart like a Brats doll that's been opened, brought back to the store.
Somebody brother done molested the motherfucker, put it back in the box.
Your mom took it back as the hair was fucked up, put it on the shelf, and then they're selling it.
I like my dick with some mileage, bro.
I like some experience.
I like a guy who knows what he's doing.
That's cool.
But your pussy don't need to have no mileage.
Is that motherfuck can get blown out?
That motherfucker didn't, you didn't got blown out.
You didn't got blown out before.
Canasty.
You didn't got blown out before.
Blown out.
But how would you feel if, like, you were dating a girl?
I don't think you get blown out like that too much.
You don't think I?
I don't.
I don't think you even be fucking like that.
Hey, it has to be a duo for you.
I'll fuck with Emma.
I'm not.
I don't lie, Emma, you'rella cool.
Are you, are you cool?
But you ain't the most attractive.
That's probably the most attractive thing about her.
That's just you?
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
That she showers.
But.
I hope that how often I shower is not the most attractive thing about me.
Man, your hygiene will say it all.
If you have to take listen to me.
You don't even know anything about my hot.
A woman's body is her temple, man.
That's her temple.
That man and that pussy is a, it's a gateway to her, man.
It's a gateway to her emotions.
It's a gateway just ever.
You got to take care of that thing.
If your hygiene off, no wonder your attitude be nasty.
Or you're running around just saying,
fuck it, giving it to anybody.
because you know it's stank.
It's nasty bacterial infections are at an all-time high down there.
Sorry, he's tracking the frequency.
I once had this guy who had like a little tiny dick, right?
So he would like me to get fucked by other guys,
but I would like come over and then he would eat the come out my pussy.
That's hot.
All right, wait, wait, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Hold on, sorry, right on, sorry.
Run it back to real quick say this story.
But sometimes like the guy.
So you used to fuck a guy with a tiny, well,
no, you wouldn't fuck him.
Sorry, sorry, sorry.
He would like you, the guy with a tiny cock would like to see you get fucked by other dudes.
I would have protected sex so it would be in a condom so he would kind of like a gogurt.
Fucking nasty.
Condom gogert.
You, the man.
What time of guy was this?
Let me say it.
I'm about to find him out in the crowd right now.
Hey buddy.
Hey buddy.
If you're watching this.
Thanks for paying for college.
You won now.
Oh, he was just tricking.
Okay, so he wasn't really shit.
He was just, hey, he had nasty fetishes and shit.
You know what I mean?
saying and he ain't mind paying for your college.
See, that's what I'm saying, man.
Like, this shit then got fucked up.
I don't know what that's like.
Yeah.
I don't know what that's like.
Five you ever paid for a college?
I'd pay for my kids, college.
I don't know.
Let's go.
I pay for my kids.
But not a girl like Izumis, college.
Fuck no.
She's already slut button and sweating on somebody's dresser.
Shit, homie.
Might as well, go ahead.
Hey, man, get the money while you're on the way out.
Don't get a point.
Don't get a pug when somebody fuck you Ella nasty can nasty and they offer you something
afterwards.
I know that about business like her.
Don't offer me nobody.
What the fuck's wrong with you?
I need sub-title.
Or something's wrong with you.
She starts covering up.
Oh, now you want to be conservative.
Shut the fuck up.
Okay, let's just say, because you're me, you didn't know nothing about Kazumi, right?
And you would just see her first glance.
Would you think she's the top of girl you would take on a date?
I know her now.
Bro, it's already fucked up.
I know, but let's just say you didn't.
Okay, let's say I didn't.
I'm gonna try hard and think on this one for you.
Come on.
Okay.
Let's church going, girl.
Let's just say Kazumi, right?
On my knees frequently.
You know, yeah, on your knees frequently sucking dick.
You know what the fuck you are.
I'm gonna smell that shit in the first two minutes.
Let's go back to the story.
Oh, my Stevie Wonder shit.
You see Kazumi.
Would you take Kazumi on a day?
Nope.
Where did he meet the house?
We can sit down and have a drink,
because I'm gonna tell you this.
I know this about women, right?
Something about women that I've learned.
Because I've had real women tell me this.
They already, bro, when you meet a woman,
she already know whether she going to fuck with you
in the first five minutes of being you, dude.
For real?
She already know, bro.
She already knows whether she's going to,
how she's going to deal with you,
if it's going to be a relationship,
if it's going to be something she wants to entertain,
she already knows.
That's why a bitch can be quick to either say,
entertain you or be like,
I'm good, I got a man.
Or just don't say nothing to you at all.
Because she can already kind of see that.
See, that's one of their gifts, man.
They know how to be able to see their future a little bit
and what type of man.
Because they already know in their mind.
they already have this ideal man built.
My ideal man is Duna.
Appreciate it.
She's got a rainbow of colors of men in her mind.
Obviously, yeah, she's got a whole bunch.
She wants to fuck her back.
If she can listen to me.
I would fuck her back.
Which is different.
Let's be clear.
Let's be absolutely crystal clear.
I haven't met him yet.
I'll pay for the production and we can sell it.
Would you watch?
No, I'm not watching.
I'm just going to make sure I pay for the production.
We can sell it and make some money up off of it.
But other than that.
if he was a cool dude.
Why ain't he cool with you?
What's wrong with him?
Well, that just means you ain't met him yet.
Doesn't mean he don't want to fuck you?
Yeah, I mean, I would.
You know, like, ask, you're nasty.
So you met Sarp, you didn't talk about different concerts?
Would you fuck Sark?
Unfortunately, no.
You wouldn't.
Wouldn't bother me, no.
I think we are best as friends.
She already knows, bro.
Because she already know I ain't smashing.
That's why.
So it's easier for her to say, hey, yeah.
No, unfortunately not.
You're right.
Not eating your pussy.
Canasty, can nasty, canastiness.
Can you call someone who's pussy you ate?
Booty waterlogged.
We need proof.
Yeah.
No, waterlog ass is just mild dude.
Sharta said in his younger days,
he used to eat a lot of coochie back in the day.
No, I didn't.
You said it when you were younger.
I didn't say I ate a lot, motherfucker.
You put extras on it.
You just put 20-8s on some shit.
Okay, okay, okay.
All right.
How many out of ten have you in?
You don't bathe.
I don't like that.
That's nasty.
To even sit at this table
and you ain't even took a fucking bath today.
I took a shower today.
Today?
That's probably because your ass knew you was coming here
and we didn't need to smell your funk.
I knew I was here an hour ago.
Yeah.
We know what it is.
We know what it is.
Whole foods up in there stanking up the whole fresh section.
The fuck.
Whole Foods energy though.
They swore one of the employees
that took a shit in the back at lunch.
Like who don't walk through, man?
This motherfucker's stank.
I'm not the only person at Whole Foods, bro.
There's like many people like that.
So what?
But just knowing deep down inside
that it was really you
is fucked up.
Everyone at Whole Foods
kinky, bro.
Damn, man.
It's also,
but not as kinky as Trader Joe.
Real freaks go to Trader Joe's.
All right.
We're going to take a turn here to this.
Give Emma some attention.
Shut up.
I'm going towards her.
Shut up.
Because I want to get to know.
I know her already.
Canasty.
Weirdo.
You got to do this to her
when she comes in the room.
I love her.
Do it again?
Do it again?
It's wrong with your face
Hey
There's nothing wrong with my face
There's wrong with butter things
What's wrong with your face
Fucking actually to me
Because who's very pretty
Yeah thank you turn now
I want a bad stop playing
She's pretty she's pretty
She's pretty she's pretty
She's pretty she could be a lot
But she's pretty
That's how I know you
Hey no if you're right bro
I do 50 man gang vangs I can still be cute
You're young bro
Listen to me
Okay yeah 22 you haven't
I guess you haven't really experienced
That many bad bitches your life
No I've experienced
Two thousand baby
I'm in two thousand baby
and you start thinking every woman is hideous.
When you turn 30, your dick just explodes and is useless and you don't eat pussy.
Wow.
Sorry.
That's what they think about your cock.
Wrong.
Wrong.
Okay, ask them the questions.
I like how you tried to call yourself setting that shit up because you really fucking didn't.
I'm already headed to the girl.
Canasty?
Sit back.
Kazami, I want to know a little bit about you.
Because I already know her and her whole mixture.
She's easy to figure out.
nothing that's the mystery to her.
You know what I'm saying?
Because I'll tell you this, right?
And we'll get off of her.
But I'm going to say this.
If you take away all your nasty shit, right?
All the shit that you say, take away your little tinnies, take away your little ass.
They're not little.
They're double D's.
You take it away.
What do you really got to offer?
I'm a really good cook.
I took three years in bistro.
I agree.
And let's kill that one.
That one over your head.
Let's learn a little bit about you, Emma.
Where are you from?
Where's you grew up?
I grew up in St.
Louis than for like the last 10 years I lived in Little Rock, Arkansas.
Oh, right there by Conway probably, huh?
Yeah, I went to college in Conway.
Conway.
Yes, and then I just moved here this week.
Motherfucker so small you lay down, you're in a different state.
Your feet touch a different state.
Did you live in Conway?
I've passed through.
Oh, passed through, okay.
Y'all got a Long John Silver's, a McDonald's, and maybe one other thing.
I don't know, maybe a Crystall's.
They ain't got really shit in Conway.
Like, that's their little shit, their main street.
Long John Silver?
Because it's parishes, right?
Like you go from like little parishes.
You know what I'm saying?
I went to college there.
So it was like a little college town basically.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Okay.
What did you do there?
What did you go to school for?
I have a degree in biology.
Biology.
Oh, she's smart.
I met her yesterday.
Biology learning and how to gargle nuts.
Yes.
Yeah.
Did you, for real?
What did it pertain to for your biology?
Like what was your favorite part of you?
I was studying a lot of like macrobiology, zoology,
entomology, botany.
I was studying like ecological systems and for a while I wanted to study bees.
But then by the time I was done with college, I kind of was like I really would rather,
you know, eat a pair of jeans than be a research scientist.
You're so smart.
You should have made your own plant.
Made my own plant?
Botany.
I mean, you know what I'm saying?
It was just fucking around with shit like that.
You should have created a flower that nobody's ever seen before.
I was a farmer for a while after college.
I decided I didn't want to be a research scientist, so I was a vegetable farmer for a while.
I was a teacher.
Stripper.
Yeah, I was a stripper.
So you feel like, I've had a lot of jobs.
Do you ever feel like, because I've said this before in a podcast that I've done right,
and have you ever felt like going to college and spending all that time to end up working
deadbeat jobs anyway?
Deadbeat jobs.
Who has a deadbeat job?
Not deadbeat, but just like shit.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Just like how you say you've had a lot of jobs.
Like you never just got to go to school, you know what I mean?
And once you got out, just go thrive on it.
Sure.
And just be great at it, you know, because it's something that you love.
It's something that you love to do.
You know what I'm saying?
Versus you get out.
Yeah, it's something that you love to do, but you need money right now.
So it's going to draw you to make other moves.
You know what I'm saying?
I think it's kind of complicated because I did feel like the things that I was doing,
I was great at them.
But I also feel like, number one, colleges are selling this, like, false fantasy
to young people in America today that they're going to go and get like, I don't know,
conquer the world.
Yeah, I get an anthropology degree and then be able to sustain themselves or something like that.
And so I wasn't able to sustain myself in a realistic way off my degree.
So I started dancing.
And it's been much more sustainable for me.
You feel like that was a downgrade or an upgrade?
It was an upgrade for my life.
And now I do like OnlyFans stuff and it's even bigger upgrade.
Biggest upgrade of my life, honestly.
Yeah.
Best thing we've done.
Only fans.
Best decision I've ever made.
Only fans.
Yeah, absolutely.
I don't know, man.
Don't you feel like eventually like on On On
fans, it's going to hit like its peak, right? It's going to hit a peak at one point in time
to where it's going to get so saturated because everybody's doing it. It's not rare anymore to like,
okay, Kazuma, you probably would have been more rare 10 years ago on that because not everybody
was fucking with it. So to see an Asian chick like yourself on there moving and grooving,
okay, even though you're the nastiest bitch, you look good, so they're going to pull you the most.
You know what I'm saying? Now there's probably like 20,000 of you on there. You know what I'm
saying? So it's competition now. It's starting to become more competition because every day you're
starting to compete with 50,000 of you in your type of style. I feel like the more girls that are on
OnlyFans, the more money that we make because it's more normal for people to have OnlyFans. So there's
more consumers on it. I feel like with OnlyFans, we are normalizing buying sex from the source,
which is me and not having the middleman of having like a factory company. So I have the intellectual
property of all of my content, right? So will someone always want to buy
video of an Asian 19 year old girl getting fucked hard yes yes but you ain't gonna be 19
forever so it'll run out but it's gonna run out but it's gonna run out but it's gonna run out so
why even put yourself to where it's gonna last forever when you can still go take care of your
business just like that behind closed doors what I mean to say is those are residual that's residual
income that I can use forever for my other projects and investments no no all right then all right then
you know what you should have did made yourself so rare to where when you could have dropped one
video. See, every bitch think that they Kim K today. You could do a video with somebody else and
once that gets out, you get even more booming. Well, not everybody started around then. It's exactly.
There was another, people don't look at the insights to what it happened in that situation to make
that popular. Because it would have not been a viral video if Ray J wasn't the one fucking
Kim K. Okay, so very true. But you feel like they should fuck, do one video with a crazy
popular celebrity and then execute off that. I just say this. Yeah. That's,
If a celebrity wants to fuck me.
But isn't it about this?
Isn't about like, it's rarity, okay?
Being exclusive.
You go around and you sell it, you tease it, you do all of that.
By the time that you do drop in OnlyFans, even video, just doing even something small, somewhat, you get multi-millioners because people just want to taste.
Just a taste when you just put it in their face, put it in their face.
Stop the, man, shut up.
I'm so tired of that bullshit
I'm so tired of
Hey man can I get some joints
I ain't getting our fucking one
this whole damn time
I'm a little pissed about that
And the money we made goes into investments
that are private
All we can do is tell the truth
And it's up to you by the way
You're able to speak for her whole life
And how you're able to speak for her whole life
You both let me tell you something
Into real estate baby
Into what?
We're investing into real estate
Getting into the Airbnb business together
Yeah what y'all gonna call it
Bumping purses LLC
We could that could be our new
Bumping purses?
Bumping purses.
What do you mean by that?
Bumping pocketbooks.
Inc.
Yeah.
Like,
Bumping ugly is like,
but it's my purse?
I'm kind of into it.
Is it a purse of a vagina?
Multi-millionaires.
Multi-millionaires, bro.
This is what multi-millionaires have to offer.
Because let me pay 500k in taxes.
Stop the bullshit.
Think about it.
The mines, man.
This is what multi-millionaires have to offer.
This?
Think about it, my man.
Multi-millionaires.
This is the conversation they have to fucking offer.
This shit is nothing, bro.
It means nothing.
You can try to carry them through the conversation,
and they still don't fucking get it.
This is what millionaires are.
Then I'm about to be a fucking trillionaire.
Okay.
This is what millionaires are?
This is what they make now?
This is what it is.
This is the new wave, huh?
It's the new wave.
Then my shit's about to be a fucking tsunami.
Get to it.
Sunami.
I'm already there, baby.
Marty getting to there.
Marty there.
Marty there.
Marty there.
First year.
First year.
First year.
First year.
I'm saving my money.
First year.
I don't.
That's fucked up that you're
cheaply investing into yourself.
She said my stuff's cheap.
Wow.
That's what you do for your.
I'm just saying,
I'm not even saying that,
but just for you to sit there and say,
like you should say,
I got the best doctors.
Like, money was no object for that.
I think she does have the best.
You don't need to speak for her.
Stop pompomming.
Like, I'm trying to,
No, she don't need to.
She don't need to.
It's like, damn, because they know when they come and see fucking sharp on no jumper,
it's going to be some shit.
And it takes two or three, you motherfuckers, to try to come and see about me.
But guess what, man, that shit don't never work.
Access denied.
You failed.
Okay.
That's okay with me.
Access, motherfucker, and denied.
No, no stamp on it.
Get it off our desk.
Can you say one-night thing about Kazumi?
He has none.
It's incapable.
Hold on, let me give a second.
Let me think about it.
Let's give Sharper chance right now.
Just one nice thing.
Just one.
Kazumi.
Just one, sir.
Knazzi.
We're in a compliment.
Kazum Boom.
Journey again.
Kanzum boom, that's my favorite.
Just one.
I just hope that you see the light one day
before it fucks you over.
Because it will, baby.
Life fits hard.
Let me tell you something, Mama.
You know what they say, right?
It's not the punches that you see coming that hurt.
It's the ones that you don't see.
Okay.
So just remember that one.
It's the ones that you don't see.
Nah, rob you for what?
You don't have nothing that I even want, baby.
Not mentally, physically, nothing.
I don't want not a piece from you.
I don't want 50 cents.
Bitch, I don't want a Starbucks.
A dictionary on what a compliment is.
I just hope that she sees the light one day
because she got some potential that you need to upgrade showers.
More showers.
More showers.
Can you come back and let me know that you actually did a full five days of washing your ass?
You ain't got to sit there and you.
You're seven days in the week.
Seven days in the week.
Yeah.
Just after a bad.
No, just the five days because I know she going to take off too.
She's going to cheat.
You shower only five days a day.
It's like, you know, you're going to die a nigga.
You know, you snuck some shit, boy.
You know, you snuck some shit.
Man, I tell you're going to diet at these once a week.
It never happens.
But them two days, man, you know you're going to cheat.
Everybody got their cheat days, I guess.
Make sure, no, just make sure you take a shower, you wash your ass.
Don't ever ate.
I got nothing.
It's all love, man.
But I just hope that one day you see the light.
It's like I told you, baby.
It's not the punches that you see coming that hurt.
It's the ones that you don't see.
So you have to understand.
You have to understand something like just don't play with life because it's very valuable.
What am I playing?
What are you playing?
What are you playing?
Yeah.
With your life.
How?
With your life.
Man, do you think that shit always?
Hey, condoms don't always work.
Sure.
They'd be ready.
You know what you motherfuckers?
I sit there and say, oh, I fucked her with a condom and she still got pregnant.
And that really be that motherfucker baby.
Hold on.
Hold on.
That really be that motherfuckers baby.
I'm just saying.
So for you to say safe sex, listen to me, for you say safe sex, there's people like I said
that have sex with condoms and still get a chick pregnant.
And you would think like, oh, well, he wore a condom.
He ended up getting a test and the baby still he is.
So you got to understand something like.
You're not taking it off context.
I'm telling you for real, like, if that can happen,
how do you say that condoms just work 100% effectively?
I didn't say they worked effectively.
You're treating it like they do?
I get tested.
Who do you really, what brands you really trust in?
What brands you really trust in?
Shout them out.
Trojan condoms?
Trojan?
Okay.
So if you end up fucking catching something, right?
They're going to frown on you.
Talking about I wish this bitch never brought up our name.
Well, I won't.
So it's fine.
Well, you just did already.
So that's already fucked up.
It's the 21st century.
It's not the age.
18th century where people just die of
like syphilis. Yeah, facts. Yeah.
Can you guys say what I think about shirt?
I like a shirt. You always say some
shit. You said you like my shoes last time. It's some weird shit.
That's kind of all I got to say. Like, that's weird shit. I'm sorry.
No, I'm saying like
that's all you said last time. I'm saying you didn't really say much.
I like that you have neck tattoos. That's a nice thing.
Thank you. I appreciate you. I have a lip tattoo.
What does it say? I won't say it.
Insert nut here.
It's actually my ex's name.
Insert nut here.
It's my ex's name.
But he went missing for a second, but he was found.
Oh, good.
Right?
No, he was on the dark web.
Oh, shit.
Interesting, right?
Like he got kidnapped?
Wait, what?
She won't speak on it.
I said, like, he got kidnapped off the dark web?
No, I don't know what happened.
A dark web kidnip her?
I don't know what happened.
No, just.
I got to make sure you know production and everything.
We got to stay on course.
Sure, sure.
Keep going.
That was the end of the story.
That's how you know it was really meaningless
because if it ended that fucking fast.
There was no questions?
What's one thing you respect?
Hold on, Kuzumi, hold on Kuzzi.
What's one thing you respect about Kassumi's hustle?
And that must.
Yeah.
Just one, just one.
Let's be one thing you have to admire.
Not admire, but you have to be like,
hmm, I get it.
Hmm, it makes sense.
Just one, sharp.
Give me one, Sharpe.
I'll say this, man.
I got to get to know them
because they got to show me something to respect
in that manner.
In that manner.
Yeah, you earn that.
You don't just get that.
It's a privilege for me.
So you got to really show, yeah, think hard.
I like that.
You really look down, tape like, damn,
what would it be?
She looked down, bro.
It fucked her up real quick.
She just caught out.
It's out of the way.
Because Zumi's always like,
what the fuck happened?
You catch on.
I like.
that good student you could tell you really we did go to college and you paid attention
in class you sat in front row you go she don't listen to this
are laughing shout off to this woman's professors because a little ass trying to at
least somewhat listen fuck you knew she could make it look where the fuck you got
her to no jumper with me thanks yeah my professors totally did that yeah
because I'm gonna ask you this what's what's what
One thing that you truly value in your life?
I value the connections I make with people around me.
I really love Emma.
You are, you are like kind of like a dick rider.
Like she'd do that to everybody, bro.
She did that shit to sugar cookie.
I watch what she does, bro.
That's her M.O.
She couldn't just, she couldn't just answer that shit 100% of period.
That's also my home girl.
But it's the way you dick ride it though.
Like, you don't ever stand for yourself.
It's like you're scared.
You always need a crutch.
She can't never, like, stand on her own.
Like, come on.
Like, I don't understand.
It's not about loving, no.
I love Laura.
I'm talking for real.
Something for you.
No, I'm talking about something that.
So do you think.
The people over here?
She's not even answering it right, bro.
Sit short ass down.
I might even say I love sharp.
Please.
Like, let's be, like,
What about Kiki?
You love Kiki?
I love Kiki.
You play.
She's a lover, not a fighter.
I don't know if Kiki loves me, but I love him.
So you think one of your biggest things is the way you love people?
Yeah, like I value the connections.
I'm really happy to the people I surround myself with aren't toxic or shitty or horrible, so I'm happy.
Great people's skills.
Yeah, I have a good.
Who sent you over here to try to infiltrate us?
Josh, wherever you could.
No, somebody, some of your people or somebody.
I feel like somebody sent you to try to infiltrate.
Like who?
Like, who?
I don't know. No, you try to play this certain role that, like, I don't know.
you're like on a certain program.
I watch you like it doesn't change.
Like even if she gets stumped,
even if she fucking gets stumped,
she goes back to the same thing.
She goes back to the same thing.
I just pick up shit about bitches,
man, for real,
and that's the bob,
I pick up.
That's what she does.
No,
there's a million like you.
That's fine.
They're getting created daily.
Yeah, cool.
Daily.
Like every day a new Kazumi is born.
The world is becoming a better place.
That's trash.
The world's about the word.
Replicated like Tomi A from the
Jiu-Eto book.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Now, you heard her say, right?
The world's becoming a better place.
It was nice knowing you, my man,
because this shit's going to blow up soon.
Get out of your chart.
The shit's going to be out of here soon, bro.
Sad because my kids are going to have to grow up in that shit.
They're going to have to watch shit like this
and listen to shit like that, bro, for real.
Real fucked up mentalities.
Think about that.
I'm going to ask you a question.
Go ahead.
Would you, you have, if you had a daughter, right?
Huh?
Would you be cool with her watching Kazumi shit?
Her porn shit?
That's weird, bro.
Just everything she told.
That's a weird question.
That's for adults.
Shut the fuck up.
Everything that she talks about.
Like, just like, so something like this.
Yeah.
And how she talks and how she speaks about certain things.
I would be okay with my daughter being,
thinking a lot of things funny and entertaining.
No, you're just looking at it because you're a fucking comedian.
Don't do that, bro.
Look at it as a dad, bro.
As a dad?
As a fucking dad.
Not as a comedian like, oh, well, she's like,
because she might not want to be a comedian like you, bro.
Your daughter ain't trying to step in your fucking footsteps and go do that.
She's just being a girl growing up.
She just so happens to have a dad as a comedian.
How old is the daughter in this scenario?
Like eight?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, she's 12.
Hey, let me tell you something.
Because these kids these days, as soon as they get old enough, they get right on YouTube.
So you got to understand that, man.
These kids get on young.
They be watching shit their parents don't even be knowing about.
So you mean like watching like these YouTube stuff?
Let's not change the narrative.
So one, so one, I don't have kids.
So it's just.
Listen, I know, listen, let me answer.
Let me answer, let me answer.
Both the y'all.
Shut up, let me answer real quick.
I think, I think if I were to walk in and my daughter was watching you and Kazumi argue,
I would most definitely be like, what the fuck are you doing?
And then if she were to tell me like, oh, I really like this girl.
And the happen to be Kazumi, I would ask her, why do you like her?
And if she can't give me a solid answer and then she goes like, well, because she would be like, well, dad, she's hell of pretty.
and all the guys like her,
all the guys want to mess with her,
I kind of want to be like that.
Little girls look for role models, my man.
They go find them wherever they can find them.
You have to understand that.
These girls had role models at one point in time
and they liked.
There was somebody that they looked up to, bro,
even if it was for a fucking month.
I don't give a fuck.
It was somebody that pivoted your life.
I for sure.
I for sure wouldn't let my daughter watch a panel of Kazumi and you.
That's the question.
Don't just put me in the mix.
No, but if she does these already by herself.
She does these already
Oh no
Because we're talking about 50 gangbanks
I'm not letting my daughter watch it
That's what she does
Right Kazumi
That's your game
That's what I do
That's what she does
Yeah I'm for sure
My son could watch Kazumi
Weird
questionable
Why is that weird
How old is the son of the scenario
Is he the same age?
You care about
Like is that some pedophil
Like why you keep asking that
Obviously we know
He's got they gotta be of somewhat
Some age
You keep asking like
It's little little babies or something
That's some real weird
shit to me
Because that's the second time that's happened
and I let that shit pass.
But she did it, that shit,
she did it twice now.
Well, how old are the kids in the situation?
Come on, we should already know.
Kids, we're talking about kids getting on fucking YouTube.
As soon as kids get old enough to, man,
mom, can I see your phone, getting on a tablet, iPad?
Could I think like the average that like,
like, I mean, at least when I started like,
yeah, that makes sense.
But I mean, no jumper in general has adult content.
Yeah.
Wake me up when we get there.
Yeah, I mean, are.
We're talking about YouTube.
I mean, is this going to?
He's lost to.
Yeah, we're talking about YouTube.
I wouldn't want my kid to watch this.
Yeah, I wouldn't want my kid to watch your kids.
Not just no, but fuck no, they ain't watching this crazy bitch.
Keep that shit a band, do know?
My daughter, we're from the same click, bro.
Keep that shit a band.
You don't let your daughter watch this shit?
For sure no.
Hell no.
No.
We don't need them type of role, so we'll go back to saying you say you're a fucking role model.
Hell no, you ain't no fucking role model.
My mission was not to be a long lock.
You're just another thought bot from the street.
I'm here and it's fine.
She's just doing what she wants to do.
Another thought bot.
I don't need your pom-poms.
Give me an A, give me a B shit.
Yeah, nobody needs a.
Okay.
Stop.
I know you don't.
But let me tell you something, Mama.
Let me tell you something.
Hey, you're right.
But I'll tell you this.
There's always, okay.
That's cool.
Hey, that's cool.
But hey, hell yeah.
Bight your motherfucking face off.
Bight your.
your motherfucking face off.
Yeah, you're right.
Bite your face off with these words because you know that they hurt you deep down inside.
And I'm going to tell you this.
Yeah, there is because I'm going to tell you this.
There's going to be one time.
Cool.
Out of all these, listen, that's cool.
But out of all these, listen to me,
out of this whole conversation,
there's going to be one time in your life you're going to run across something
that I told you was going to happen.
And you're going to think about me.
I promise you.
You will.
You will.
No, you know what I'm saying.
That's real shit.
You're going to think about what I was saying.
You'll be like, damn,
this crazy motherfucker was right.
He wasn't just kicking bullshit.
He was really kicking me knowledge to get me through the next door.
I don't think you know anything about anything.
You're right.
You're right.
I don't think you know anything about gangbangs and getting nutted in.
I'm not gonna take a butt from a dude who doesn't be pussy.
All you bitches is slut buddien's from the appellations of slut buddyer.
Fuck y'all.
Nigger, fuck is you talking about.
I don't think you can say that word.
Yeah, I can't.
He's a slut butt.
You ain't really getting to it, man.
I'm just slut butt.
Man, what you mean?
I can't say the N-word, bitch.
I'm black.
You can't say it.
That's the difference.
I'm sorry.
That's the difference.
You can't say it.
I never said.
That's the difference.
You can't say it.
That's the difference between me and y'all.
So don't try to ever try to check me, baby.
I was not going to say it.
I think maybe she just didn't think you were a lot.
Such a little funny looking ass down somewhere.
Let's cut this shit short.
Well, shout out.
Shout out.
I'm Kazumi.
Shout out Emma.
You feel you want us to do the outro?
No jumper panel.
Me.
My man do.
know from the crew to Knazni.
Azumi.
Emma.
I got this one, brother.
We'll be back for another episode.
See, y'all stay tuned, man.
No, because we're coming back.
And we're going to do this shit for real, man, and not for play.
You did.
