No Jumper - The Blackout Girls Return To The Pod and It Gets Ridiculous (REUPLOAD)

Episode Date: May 5, 2021

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Starting point is 00:00:00 No Jumper, coolest podcast in the world. And today I am rejoined by the infamous blackout girls. How are you? We're good. How are you? I'm great. It's probably been, what, like two years since we did that last interview? Two years.
Starting point is 00:00:14 And for the record, at that time, we just randomly met you guys on the street that day. Or did we know each other a little bit before that? I invited us to do the when you review music thing. Okay. And then it just ended up going crazy. Yeah. And then I remember we did this one podcast. I think it was titled
Starting point is 00:00:31 Three Random Girls We met on the street Pulled up We were getting drunk A shit show Somebody here A fucking shit show This is welcome to the shit show
Starting point is 00:00:41 Our shot glasses Somebody here Oh my god It's 3 PM guys If I ring your microphone I'll buy you know it I'm so sorry I made an only fan
Starting point is 00:00:51 So I have money now Oh yeah Well we definitely got to talk about that But yeah My recollection of it Was that we were all getting drunk And Lena pulled up in the middle of it and kind of had to like hall monitor the situation because we were all too
Starting point is 00:01:03 late and somebody may or may not have been vomiting by the end of that podcast. It will happen today, I promise. It's in your bagel. Last time I think we were already a bottle in. A bottle in before we started, Jesus Christ. You know, no, no. We have like two more. Somebody has the whole package of it.
Starting point is 00:01:21 I already took a big ass shot. No, I don't. What are you looking for? What are you looking for? Welcome to the shit show. Jesus Christ. Oh, here we go. I told you.
Starting point is 00:01:31 This podcast now sponsored by Red Bull. And Cosamigos. Okay, so yeah, I don't know. That was a good time. How was life changed since then? It's, it's, we got better music videos since then. I've noticed, yeah. It's popping off.
Starting point is 00:01:46 They were in Young Thugs video. Who else? It's kind of weird. It's like a O'Gizi after he dissed us. After he dissed that. What O'Gizi say? We did. He didn't say anything.
Starting point is 00:01:57 I don't think he meant to dissing. I think he just had a baby. It was on your life. Oh, really? Yeah. That day. His baby mama is like a, like a pit bull. I respect that.
Starting point is 00:02:07 She will fucking eat a girl a lot for looking at him. I respect that. You're blocked. I'm blocked. I'm locked too. Case and point. I respect that. I respect the baby mama.
Starting point is 00:02:16 Yeah, the baby mama with him is a very important force. He doesn't need security. You got her. Okay. So, yeah, that's tight that you guys. I've noticed that. I just keep watching random ass music videos. And all of a sudden,
Starting point is 00:02:28 the black girl girls are there, front and center, just in there. The Young Thug video definitely stood out to me. We watched that a lot of times just to like. I love that one. I love that video. What was that like? That was fun. It was really fun.
Starting point is 00:02:39 It was like, we weren't going to go. And then our friend was like, just come. We're doing a video. And then we show up and it's thugs. And we were like, okay. And then it was like two days of filming. Did this girl like hate you guys by the end of it? She's so cool.
Starting point is 00:02:51 We partied with her for her birthday. Are they still together? I have no idea, but I don't think so. I don't either. Honestly. I don't know. I'm not. Yeah, I don't want to any false news.
Starting point is 00:02:59 How was the vibe? Would you guys become slats that day? Yeah, we're slats. We've been sluts. You've been sluts, but did you become slats? Wait, what does that mean? Slats, that's like young thug. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:03:09 Gang thing, slats, slime, all that shit. Slut to slat, yeah. Yeah, he's really nice. He was cool. Yeah, he's nice. He's nice. You guys get a chance to talk to him at all? Of course, yeah.
Starting point is 00:03:20 Okay. Yeah, we still hung out with him. We did like three videos for Thug. Really? Yeah. You should tell about the time you got pushed in the Oh, yeah, we went to his birthday party in Palm Springs. And we didn't know they were shooting a video.
Starting point is 00:03:32 I was fucked up. I was on drugs. I was on alcohol, whatever. Like, you know, it was like a little key video. And I get pushed in the pool to know where someone picks me up and throws me. No, it was me first. It was you first, but then it was me. And I had my whole bag on me and all my tampons and everything.
Starting point is 00:03:47 We're like flying out there's like a music video and you could see all my tampons floating in the pool. Yeah, they included in the music video. Yeah, it was pretty crazy. Your tampons were floating in the pool. They were floating in the pool. What? What is it? What is it called?
Starting point is 00:03:58 It's Lil Kied. I don't know what the song. Who's the motherfucker that fucked you over that? I don't fuck with him. Who is his name? I'm not. I'm not. Oh, well, I don't fuck with him.
Starting point is 00:04:07 This motherfucker that filmed it. Who? Who? What was the film? Oh, not filmed. Oh, he's not bad. Okay, well, there's somebody I don't fuck with that. Oh, from a music video?
Starting point is 00:04:17 Oh, yeah, yeah. I think it was Blotty and Hajie. Blotty. Suck my dick. You guys are on the scene in a way that I so am not. You guys know everybody. This is crazy. I thought you were on this scene.
Starting point is 00:04:28 No way. I got a kid. I'm fucking posted up in this random ass warehouse doing interviews all day every day. Adam, you're still on the scene. I was more like that when I was on the strip. When I was on Melrose, I was meeting different people every day and stuff. Now I'm in this fucking cavern.
Starting point is 00:04:42 I only meet people that come to do interviews. I like these vibes though. It's more like, wait, why did you move from Melrose to here? The Melrose store was just, the vibe was kind of done. It was just sort of like a dead scene. The IRLs were really fun. The Iros were fun.
Starting point is 00:04:55 Were we the last like lit? I think so. I'm gonna give that to us. I mean, I think you guys were probably the last one of the era of like just doing a drunken crazy podcast with random girls, which is like, that was a thing that we kind of did a lot for a while. I feel like I've seen you guys over the past couple years though, and occasionally I'll see you guys and you'll be with a dude and I'll see the dude sort of looking at me like, oh, just some dude. I don't know, but I definitely seen you before and you were with a guy and I felt like the guy was looking at me like, you disrespected my girl on your podcast. Was it really loud? Yes. Okay, yeah, no, that guy was not.
Starting point is 00:05:32 That was not affiliated. I don't know. I just remember that the guy was... What's his body saying? I don't know, but I just remember a dude looking at me sort of, and I'm thinking like, oh, man, he don't like the fact that his girl was drunk as hell in my podcast. I didn't even know him. I met him there.
Starting point is 00:05:44 I never anyone's girl. I misinterpreted the vibes, though. I saw you and I was like, why is he so hesitant? I was like... I just felt like the dude was looking at me crazy. I'm like, I don't want this guy to give me a wedgy or nothing. A wedgie? Oh my god, I've been given many wedges in my life.
Starting point is 00:05:59 Have you? That's kind of a thing? No, I mean, like, as a kid, being bullied. Okay. I thought you got a wedge fetish. Yeah. Okay. So I felt like...
Starting point is 00:06:10 Wait, are you taking a shot? Where's your shot glass? We're doing another one? Oh, I've done like six. You killed yours. You can't just like... I know you're a dad now. I respect it.
Starting point is 00:06:18 I respect your, was it your wife? Not at this time. Not yet. She will be. She will be. We better be invited to the wedding. Yeah, if we're not invites to the wedding. the wedding of blackout girls guess. I'm gonna get a bomb-ass gift for you guys.
Starting point is 00:06:31 Or maybe you guys could just babysit for us. Oh my God. Can we make that a vlog? I know that he's such a good vlog. Wait, I'm good with babies. I love babies. I come back, Parker's got a fucking lampshade on her head. She's dancing around the kitchen.
Starting point is 00:06:43 I don't know. She has chains on. We'll teach her to work. She got a neck tat. I made a TikTok for my little sister. You did. And then it was us drawing her eyebrows on. And then it got like five million views.
Starting point is 00:06:56 gonna go taken down. Yeah, because of child abuse. All I did is draw eyebrows on. Like, come on TikTok. They are. It's crazy, isn't it? They're so sensitive.
Starting point is 00:07:06 But I love TikTok though. We made one recently. We had to delete a post of Lil Pump talking because he was holding a blunt. It wasn't even lit. We had to re-we have a sensor a blunt. Even if you have like a jewel, you can't have that shit on TikTok.
Starting point is 00:07:18 It's like they're trying to create a world where none of this real shit happens. But these kids go along with it. Like this new Gen Z fucking loves this like censored shit. I know. It's whack. Maybe like the kids won't want to sell crack
Starting point is 00:07:30 and join gangs because they know that they can't sell crack or join gangs on TikTok and they like, everything's about TikTok so it's like, nah, fuck the gang. We can't put that on TikTok, bro. I remember even the rappers or singers that we met recently from like Jen's here playing. You know they're wack as that. Like who?
Starting point is 00:07:45 I heard how did the young ones? Who's your favorite male TikTok stars? We just had Bryce Hall on here. I may allegedly, have been involved, allegedly not. I don't know. You're the one who broke up him in Addison? I don't think that, but let's just say
Starting point is 00:08:02 he was fooling around while he was with Addison allegedly. Well, okay. No, allegedly, yeah. It was a legend in the news. Well, we did the podcast yesterday and he said he didn't cheat on her, but. They're broken up now, so who cares, right?
Starting point is 00:08:17 I mean, yeah. We brought dick popsicles. So you guys, where do you get these dick pops? You guys make these? Spencer's. Spencers. Gotta hit Spencer I have to go through there.
Starting point is 00:08:28 I was a little fucking crap up in here. Wait so none of you guys have fuck Bryce Hall? No, I have. Allegedly I have. Allegedly I have it. That's hot.
Starting point is 00:08:39 Do you ever fuck Austin McBroom? Speaking of the fight. I feel like he would like you. They need to do a female version of these boxing fights. Oh, I love that idea. Let's challenge Selena.
Starting point is 00:08:52 But don't tie your hair up. Can we challenge Selena? You can't. You have boxing gloves on. You got a problem with Selena? She has a problem with me. Really? Why? She hit us up when we were with Solja that one time. She thought that I said on our interview that I fucked academics.
Starting point is 00:09:06 I was like, bitch, rewatch that shit. I did not say that. You didn't fuck academics. No, I never even met him. She's like, bitch, I know you fuck my man. We're like, what the fuck ho? We don't even know you. I was like, girl, I never even met him and I don't know you.
Starting point is 00:09:18 So I was like, Solja, get on the story and tell this bitch. Can academics get it? Uh-uh. Oh. What fuck, man. My dick is broken. That's what she said. Well, that's what I said.
Starting point is 00:09:29 Me after doing a lot of Coke. Take your shot. Oh, okay, okay, okay. Do you want a chaser? I have a chaser. I do. But whatever. Cheers, everyone.
Starting point is 00:09:39 Cheers to 2021. Cheers ladies. 2021, blackout girls. Wait, but it's not the same because you don't have the shot glass. We can get Jason. We can bring it back in. We can't just roast.
Starting point is 00:09:47 He can bring it back in for the next shot. You guys are fucking me up with this. Casamigos, motherfucker. What have you been up to the past? Yeah, what have you been up to Adam? Well, I'm a dad. now. Oh true. I don't know if you guys know this, but there was a global pandemic for the last year. Really? I know that. Yes. I had no idea. I feel like you guys didn't stay in. I did. I did. I was terrified.
Starting point is 00:10:07 Really? I actually got it. She did. You got it. I got coronavirus. And you survived. I lived. And I didn't get it. I didn't get it. I was smoking out of the ball with her. I was like doing drugs. So same bottle. Same puff. My theory is because she has O positive blood and she does it. And there's like this thing that if you have O positive, you don't. get COVID. Interesting. Do you have you heard of that? I don't know. I don't know. Have you got it? No, I did not. Are you vaccine? I vaccinated. Yeah. Really? You got all two? Yep. I'm terrified. How do you feel? Amazing. I didn't get sick. I'm like the only person I know didn't get sick. Did you see the people that got like the faces like droop half drooped? I think that's
Starting point is 00:10:44 Batman. Two face, one of the villains. I saw people that got the vaccination and their face was like drooping. I was scared. I was like I cannot look like this. I already have that. I'd rather have coronavirus. I thought it was Zenix. Coronavirus. Corona virus I heard I said like that in a while. That's when you knew it was real
Starting point is 00:11:01 was when Cardi B said it like that. It was like right about the time that you knew it was real. She said it very passionately. No, I knew that she was real when Coachella was canceled. Oh, yeah. No, South by Southwest.
Starting point is 00:11:11 I told Richel I was like South by Southwest is canceled next is Coachella. We had some shit booked for South by and then all of a sudden it was like, nope, it's over. Are you going to Rolling Loud in next month? Isn't it in Portugal or some shit?
Starting point is 00:11:23 In Miami. I thought it was in Miami. In a month? Fuck, I don't know if I can go. You have to go. You have to go. You're the fucking. The SoundCloud guy?
Starting point is 00:11:30 No, you're just like, I think you're more than. Why wouldn't you go? No, not really. I would love to send someone so I don't have to go. You have to go. What the fuck? It's the first event. Send us.
Starting point is 00:11:42 We'll interview. Yeah, yeah. Hi, we work for no jump right now. What you guys are talking about is the sole reason why I feel anxiety about the pandemic ending is the feeling that there are all these events. And I have. to go. It's not like, oh, you can go if you want. No, it's like you're out of 22.
Starting point is 00:11:59 You got to go to every fucking rolling loud. I don't care if there's eight next year. You got to go to all of them and you got to be out there like, you know, just talking to people. Because I'm old and I don't want to socialize. I'm going to stay my house. I'm excited to go out. I want to play with the baby. Aw, I feel that.
Starting point is 00:12:17 We're going to babysit her. Oh, yeah. We'll babysit her while you go up. But you guys are going to roll out. Oh, yeah. You guys are trying to get signed. Sign to what? Yeah, sign to what?
Starting point is 00:12:26 We're trying to get signed to fucking... We're trying to get signed by a little baby or something. Okay, well, our ultimate plan is to have me and Hayden made to only fans. Yeah, how was that going? No, we're releasing that. Oh, yeah. I'm dropping it today.
Starting point is 00:12:38 We're dropping it whenever this drops. How hard are you going to go? As hard as... I need 10%. I'm not going to enforce that, but, you know, I kind of... You kind of deserve it. Okay, how hard are you going to go? Are they going to be dicks?
Starting point is 00:12:52 I mean, not just dick pops? That pays the bills. No. I'm taking dick auditions because right now I've just gone topless, but I'm looking for a dick to suck. And I just got jaw surgery too, so my jaw can make moves. Wait, why? What kind of jaw surgery? So I had TMJ.
Starting point is 00:13:08 My jaw was getting complete law jock or jock lock. Jock loss. Was it from singing or just in general? No, it was from like accumulation of because one bone was longer than the other. So it was growing like this. So when I would like open my mouth, it would be like, it would lock on the gym. I was a photo of you. Oh my god, you should see what my boobs looked like on steroids.
Starting point is 00:13:28 Wait, wait, wait, no, there is a time. You had problems sucking dick because of this? She did. So, once I was there one, she called me crying. I was sucking my sugar. I was sucking my sugar daddy's dick the first time I ever got law jock or jaw locks. Sorry, I'm fucking. Lock jaw.
Starting point is 00:13:41 Law jock. Yeah, anyway. Wait, this is your current sugar dad. No, he's dead now. He got shot in July and he died. Who shot him? He got shot the first time with me in 2017, but then he got murdered. in July 2020.
Starting point is 00:13:55 Yeah. What kind of dude was this? He was in the cannabis industry. He was really high up. He was like a large distributor. He was crim-crim as fuck. I know I'm saying this really like this, but it's because I've like,
Starting point is 00:14:04 she breaks down at night time. People die all that every day. Where I'm from, people die every day. National? He would be dying. So it's all good. Anyway, so this, this old fuck that you clearly
Starting point is 00:14:15 didn't give a shit about. He died. Oh, she loved him. That was like her man. And he wasn't that old. He was only 20 years older than me. So when I was 21, he was 41. Okay.
Starting point is 00:14:23 And like, we were. No disrespect. to him or his family, by the way. I don't know, just watching this man. We had, like, one of the craziest relationships where, like, we'd be fighting all the time. Then we'd be like, oh. It was cute.
Starting point is 00:14:33 Talks. Fine. You, like, I ditched him at Coachella, because he was being fucking annoying as shit. He was on Coke. He was being, like, super aggressive. I was like, fuck you. I ditched him at Coachella.
Starting point is 00:14:44 And then, like, he ends up taking me out because he always did. But then the next night, went back to his house. He got shot in the middle of the night, and I had a gun to my head. And so, like, I survived because I have God on my side. Was it just a rock? robbery or what?
Starting point is 00:14:55 No, it was an inside job. They were trying to kill him because there was money everywhere. But they did rob him, right? Or no? No, they did not. They were there to fucking kill us because there is money everywhere. There was product everywhere. They're just there solely for the reason to kill him.
Starting point is 00:15:05 They killed him in front of you? Well, no. They shot him first time. So then he, after. They didn't finish the job. After that, because they had beat the shit out of him. They had shot him. And then he had a stroke in the hospital because of all the, like, you know,
Starting point is 00:15:17 shit that had gone down. Then four months later, he hit me up. And I met up with him and he just wasn't mentally there because he had been, like, fucked with because of the stroke and everything. Okay. And so, like, I still kept, like, gradual contact just because, like, I don't know. So then 2020 hit, when the pandemic hit, he was being super persistent.
Starting point is 00:15:34 Like, I want to see you. I want to see you. And I was like, I was hesitant because, like, my mom told me not to talk to him. They told me not to talk to him. Like, everyone's, like, stay the fuck away from him. So then he keeps- We never, we never do that. Well, yeah, anyone with a hit on them?
Starting point is 00:15:45 Why would you want to be around that? Yeah. So he had a con. Oh, I hope he's got hits. Yeah. So he had a- I remember last time we came, you almost got shot the next day. Yeah, you had a hit on you the next day.
Starting point is 00:15:57 We were there. I'm a hot topic. You heard. You're not hot until you have a hit on you. Oh, God. Who trying to kill me? No, dude. Yeah, so 2020 hit.
Starting point is 00:16:08 And he was being super persistent, like, I want to see you. I want to see you. And I was like, eh, suss. And then so he had a condo in the lagoon. A lagoonish, sorry. I'm a little, girlie. I'm a little dread right now. What's going on?
Starting point is 00:16:19 He had a condo in Laguna Beach. And he was like, I want you to come to my condo. I want to come to my condo. I want to come to a condo. So the night before he died, oh my God, I feel so horrible for this. I'm going to cry on the stream. It's a fact, though.
Starting point is 00:16:30 It's a fact. He was hitting him at being like, I want to see you, blah, blah. And I was like, fuck you. I hope you die. I hate you. The next day, he gets murdered. And I get, like, a text from someone,
Starting point is 00:16:39 like, with the news article. And I was like, oh, shit. Like, he's fucking dead. So, like, all of August, I just went through a spiral. I was like, because I'd never, I'd never known someone that I had fucked, that I actually had a motion with
Starting point is 00:16:51 that had gotten murdered or even gotten killed or died. So it really fucked with me for a minute. And then, yeah. Yeah, I don't think any of the girls I ever fucked up in a whole life ever really got killed or maybe even died at all. Yeah, do you know any girls that got killed? Definitely not got killed. I don't even think I know it. But to be honest, though, I think of like sexual experiences I had like, you know, four years ago.
Starting point is 00:17:10 And I'm like, I will never remember that girl's name as long as I live. Okay. And that's just kind of tight, you know, just knowing that. I know. He didn't even know the fuck I was. The Blackout girls. Well, you went all angle of sex in with this fucking blonde. I know I did.
Starting point is 00:17:24 Are you gonna switch it up? It's your love. You're trying to hide being Hispanic. No, I'm not. Okay. I don't even know about I'm Hispanic, honestly. I got 23 of me and I had like all these random like... She's like Native American.
Starting point is 00:17:36 You're Mexican. No, I know I'm Mexican but like... Oh, she's Native American too. Who? You're white fishing. Are you white fishing me? No. Everyone's been calling me a white girl.
Starting point is 00:17:46 Everywhere to go, I'm like bitch. No, they'll be like those two white girls and we're like neither. She's not so white. I mean, you became so white that I didn't recognize you. and you came in. That's kind of crazy. What? And like, I know,
Starting point is 00:17:56 I know who you are. Like, I've seen you on the internet a million fucking times. You guys are always together. I know you are. But when you walked in, it didn't register to me that that was who you were
Starting point is 00:18:04 because you now are a white girl. Yeah. I feel that. Well, now white girls. Did you ever see how video E.T. was in? Which one? We casted her for a G.
Starting point is 00:18:13 Oh, yeah, we did. We all twirked on G's. Oh, I think I actually saw that. My first music video debuts. Every time I see you guys in another rapper's video, I get kind of jealous. Like, those are my girls. I was like, why am I not cut in on this deal?
Starting point is 00:18:25 He tried to haul at me. He's like, hey, E.T. I'm trying to phone home. I had braces at the time, so I was like, I'm not trying to phone home with braces. This is a little awkward. You can't say, like, big of braces? I just felt awkward because I was like in a transition and I was just like, I'm not trying to like. Look at you taking G.
Starting point is 00:18:42 I stopped dick. That's a one of a kind dick. Oh my God. He's, I'm saying. Like, you got to fuck G. Easy, right? Never. I'm sure that day long.
Starting point is 00:18:52 It's a right of passage in L.A. I feel like that's an L.A. thing. That's what I was going to say. You got to fuck you. How many girls do you know that have fucked G. I feel like fucking G.E. More than a couple. More than a couple.
Starting point is 00:19:01 To Tripy Red's house. Mm-hmm. Like who's house? Every bitch in L.A. brags about that. You've seen those memes. I have nice sense to be. I've never been to Trippy Red's house.
Starting point is 00:19:13 Surprisingly. But if the invite comes in, are you going? We've been invited. Oh, but you just don't want to go? But I just seen the meme. So I'm like. Oh, it's not that we don't want to go. We just never had the time to go.
Starting point is 00:19:22 I'm always, like, fucked up by the time anyone hits me up. Are you guys in relationships at this point with anyone? Never. No, no, no. Well, not never. Maybe when I'm 30. Yeah, I'm waiting until later in life. How have you been making money through the pandemic?
Starting point is 00:19:34 And this is all, obviously, there's an elephant in the room, which is a certain TV show that we're going to start talking about at some point here. But how did you, how have you guys been making money through the pandemic since the only fans hasn't launched yet? Strip club shit was fucked up for a while, I'm assuming. Still fucked up. Still fucked up. Everyone has been doing, like, how.
Starting point is 00:19:50 strip clubs. We've only been to like two of those though. We had enough. As workers. We had enough money to just kind of get by through it. Because we save up. Yeah, we save up. But also there's been poker games too that have been really fun. Oh, really? Also some music videos that started coming back around. Okay.
Starting point is 00:20:08 But we don't really know if we want to keep doing music videos. I'm kind of like outplayed. There's like only three people. Well, I want them to get Justin Bieber's video and they didn't get the pop star videos. So like I felt I feel like after that you guys were like, I'm done with videos. tried to be in the pop star video? Yeah, because she was actually in the, our friend Sidney was in the pop star video.
Starting point is 00:20:25 Oh, lit. And she had submitted us, we didn't get it, but after that our dreams were crushed. We were like Drake and Justin Bieber, those are our two main, like. We were depressed for like a month or two. They were, they were literally depressed. I was like.
Starting point is 00:20:38 Justin Bieber performing a Drake song. What a rare, rare moments to be a part of, you know? He's so fucking. Wait, not gonna perform him, but lip-syncing. Yeah. It looks so fun though. It did be fun. It did be fun.
Starting point is 00:20:51 I'm so happy to just be there. I'm a pop song, not a duck. But after thug, it was kind of like, we can't just do any random video. That's how I felt. I felt like that, too. It was like, like, I'll get little videos and I just can't do them because I just feel like. If the pay's not right, I'm definitely not doing it. I really don't like videos anymore because people will be like, you get paid this and we'll show up and they'll send like half of what they said.
Starting point is 00:21:12 Recently, I've been seeing casting directors trying to pay like $60 for a music video. And I'm like, how fucking no. For 10 to 12 hours. What do you think is fair? Like five to eight? Well, that's for us though. Yeah. Because you have a bit of a reputation.
Starting point is 00:21:26 You've been doing this. You know you've done big artists. It's kind of like why not get more money? We started out with like Gabe. So it's like from Gabe to Young Thug is like like like like like Like like dozy. Yeah. I saw you tweeted yesterday that that interview got taken down.
Starting point is 00:21:39 We call him Gab three. Yeah. They made us remove it because the fucking Mike the ruler kid was trying to get into college and his mom was like if you don't remove this, I'm going to sue you. That was like what I hit you up because she was trying to. Oh yeah. That's why we had. I hit you a photo.
Starting point is 00:21:53 I was like, can I get this taken down? American Idol. Oh, yeah, that was a different time. Yeah, you guys didn't try to sue me. Are you, do you still wish that interview was taken down? No, it's a part of history, right? To be honest, I would be honest with you. I was like really like not feeling it for a month because like I just have never been.
Starting point is 00:22:09 The comments were crazy at him. I just, I was, first of all, I didn't have so yeah. I was just really alarmed by a lot of it. Right. And so I apologize. I'm sorry. But now I'm cool just because like, I look at it as like, that's a part of the comments. in my past in a way where like the things I talked about like I'm not ashamed of it.
Starting point is 00:22:26 I'm grateful it happens. No like I shouldn't be ashamed of it and like people try to like comment to me like even like like people after American Idol was aired I've gotten like hate because of it but it's like I've got articles written about me because of but like I don't care it's a part of my past it is what it is I'm not involved in it's 2021 and I'm not involved in that I think that the thing that was crazy to people was just how gleefully you were speaking about like I would fuck some random guy and get a thousand I was like this is amazing. I'm gonna do this every day. People expect you to be shameful about that stuff and it's like I don't understand why because prostitution is the oldest work in the industry in general in human life. Like, doesn't God love hose? He does. He does. I heard. I heard I heard I was I got to ask chance the rapper but I heard he does. Yes. Jesus hung out with the host. The prostitutes. So like her tits hanging out in one. It is in his face. He was trying to like not look at me while I did it. Who chance the rapper? Yeah. Wait you were with chance of
Starting point is 00:23:21 I did a hot shower, no, no, I did his video. Oh, really? It was hot shower for chancer opera, yeah. He didn't try anything with you? No, no, no. He's totally, no. No, hoes. That was an organized set.
Starting point is 00:23:31 He wouldn't even look at you? No, but I'm literally on, like, a court table with him, like, twerking. It made it on New York Times Square. She was on the Times Square with her ass and everything. I was excited, yeah. Have you guys had any plastic surgery since I last saw you? No. No.
Starting point is 00:23:44 Stop lying. I haven't. Just filling her like my lips. Okay. Yeah. But the same old BBL? Yeah. I'm getting a new one this year after my wife.
Starting point is 00:23:51 I want a new one. I want some boobs. You want another one. You're addicted to it. No, no, no. If I was addicted, I would have got one like during quarantine. It's more just like upgrading what I don't.
Starting point is 00:24:00 Like not what I don't like, but what I need to upgrade. That's how it feels. Yeah. I used to, well, not I used to, I try to get filler and the lady said no to me straight up when I went with her. She said she did her lips.
Starting point is 00:24:10 She'd have an eight face. Really? Like your lips would look weird? I don't know why. I think she was rude, honestly. No, I try to get filler where my laugh lines are and she's like, you're going to look like an eight face.
Starting point is 00:24:19 I'm like, and then I take my mask off because I'm like, can you do my lips? She's like, your lips are touching your nose. Honestly, I hate on the lip filler, but I think you guys just look good. Thank you. I don't think it looks fucked up, which is a lot of times I end up thinking of what's fucked up. I think the most important thing is to do your research, like whenever you get anything done. It's to always at least take two weeks or something. They look fucking scary.
Starting point is 00:24:42 Oh, yeah. It's ugly. Santa Hajo. How dare you. He said that's my. friend bitch. She openly talks shit on them and says she doesn't fuck with them and she has never even like had a cordial conversation with them. She just hates them.
Starting point is 00:24:59 Where did Tana say that? There, okay. So I'm not going to say which specific friend, but it's a friend that lives next door to her. And she's like, well, is that very specific. Just go with it. Just air it off. All right. No, she's like, what did she say exactly?
Starting point is 00:25:11 She's like, I don't, like, she wouldn't let us go to his house. Yeah, she was like, you guys can't come back to my house because she's a crazy psycho neighbor. And he was like, and she sees me with you right now, so she's gonna come over in the morning, so can I go to your house? So then we forced him to let us come over. Yeah, and then nothing happened because he was like, I gotta go somewhere,
Starting point is 00:25:28 but I think he was just. You guys are like the girls that girlfriends get mad at. Why? She was not. You would know. No, my girl totally fucks with you guys. She's cool with you guys, but.
Starting point is 00:25:40 Let her dick on me. You DM me that next day. You were like, me and Lana. I was blacked out before she even got there. So, I was just a bitch. I was sober, but I always talk about that podcast because we were all hanging out. The vibe was good. I'm like, oh, I'm going to get some alcohol.
Starting point is 00:25:57 Boom, she's puking like 20 minutes later. If I didn't have pews, it would have been even more in a lot of day. I had no food that day. That's when I realized I'm like, oh, like I can take two shots or three shots and be fine, but these fucking 100 pound girls that have not eaten anything all day besides celery, they can't take two or three shots. They're going to end up in the bathroom. Because as a guy,
Starting point is 00:26:18 If you are like a guy who drinks in 2021 and you're hanging out with girls, it's like you're constantly on that line of like, is she too drunk? Like you're out drinking, but if she gets too drunk, then you probably don't want to hook out with her. Well, if I say I'm down before I'm drunk, then legally,
Starting point is 00:26:34 I don't know how far that goes or especially in the court of like Twitter shaming. One time I was, one time I was busing in it and then I realized I was too drunk in the moment and I just threw up everywhere. That's what you do, yeah. While it's working. No, well, bussing it. What's busing it?
Starting point is 00:26:49 I was fucking. Oh, okay. And so the guy, like, starts panicking. He's like, Rich out, Rich out. And then he, like, goes and gets her, and I'm like, what time is this? Oh, okay. Oh, yeah, you know what time it is. You know, I've had that experience back in the day where you'd be hooking up with a girl.
Starting point is 00:27:03 And, like, maybe she, like, I remember one time, like, this girl I was seeing, she hit the 40, like, really hard before we started to fuck. The 40. And all the sudden. Yeah, I know, I know. This is where I was out of my life. She sounds like she might be our first. But then we have sex for like 10 minutes and by the end of the 10 minutes it's like she like that 40 that like that big ass sit from the 40 that was the end of her night and it's like it was weird to realize that while we were, you know.
Starting point is 00:27:29 Doing it gets tricky out there. Yeah, it must be awkward because. Wait, that's cute. Is that you? Yes, this is me on. The side track. I need one. I don't know if it's still available from.
Starting point is 00:27:40 I'll give you my 10%. I want one. Yes. We have the baby too. We shut the baby. Oh, we don't want me. I want the whole family on my death. Fuck a Barbie.
Starting point is 00:27:50 I want my Adam and Led. Since you guys are going to be our babysitters. So when's the next offspring? You know, it's kind of like a toss of like, do we do it soon or do we wait a few years? At least two years, I think. She wants to wait a few years, yeah. Well, of course, I understand that. No, because they have to be friends.
Starting point is 00:28:06 I'm sure she was still bomb pregnant. How is her money? I mean, I don't want to get personal if that's too personal. Huh? But what if I get pregnant? No, but I'm saying like as you're pregnant. Like, what if I get pregnant? I have my only fans.
Starting point is 00:28:16 I mean, it's slowed down just because you couldn't shoot content and stuff for a while. And then even after you have the baby, because she has C-section. It's like, you know. Oh, shit, yeah. But now she's back in the grind. Like, she's a mom five days a week. I knew she's. Schedules, photo shoots and whatever.
Starting point is 00:28:28 She seems like she's on top of her shit. She seems like, yeah. Wait, that's gnarly. She had a C-section? I respect her. Last minute. Emergency. Was she okay with that?
Starting point is 00:28:36 Like, how did that go down? Was she scared? It was kind of like, yes, it was scared, but it was like, wow, like a C-section's way better than, like, the baby's life being in jeopardy. Because there was like a couple moments where when we're in the hospital and she's all hooked up to all the machines and shit. And there's there's a moment where like we're sitting there. I'm looking at my phone. And then there's 10 doctors run in because they're tapped in with like the baby's heart rate and stuff. And like her heart rate stopped for like a few seconds and stuff.
Starting point is 00:29:03 The baby or Lena? The baby because, you know, the baby was so big that the fucking circulation was starting to get cut off. How big was your baby? Well, she was like over two weeks late. Oh, okay. How many pounds was the baby? Well, she was, I think, almost eight when she was born, but she's in the 99th percentile of height still. Like, she's super.
Starting point is 00:29:21 So she's going to be like your height. This bitch long. So you were nervous. She's going to be a modern. What is it? NBA, WNBA young girl. That's going to be. I'm going to change your name.
Starting point is 00:29:32 No. You just like will tell her. You should Lil Tate her. Just her whole life. Should I? Yeah. Just turn her into a gangster rapper from day one. I kind of like that.
Starting point is 00:29:41 I'll bring my sister in. We'll help with that. We'll help with that. Maybe sitting on that one. That's so amazing. I wonder like what kind of lit chicks my daughter is going to get exposed to early on. Because all the like porn star girls we're friends with, like by the time my daughter knows what the fuck's going on, they're all going to be like 40-year-old bombs and shit.
Starting point is 00:29:56 I know. Are you worried about like your daughter saying like you or Lena bus it? I don't think you should be. She's going to be a scientist. I don't think you should be either. Yeah, I'm picturing like me telling my kid about it. It's like, you know how mommy is really pretty? Well, some people think mommy's so pretty.
Starting point is 00:30:11 They want to pay her to take really. pretty photos. I like that vibe. Period. I feel like I can imagine how I would like explain it that you know and I'm probably probably never
Starting point is 00:30:21 going to want to have a conversation about the fact that dad was in there with his meat out. I saw a daddy getting his booty eight on Twitter. To be honest, I'm going to try to avoid talking about that. She's going to see it. It's on Twitter.
Starting point is 00:30:31 Is she going to have Twitter? Hopefully. Don't let it. I mean, I'm sure it'll migrate somewhere else. Honestly, kids that come from people that have a lot of exposure I feel like are way more intelligent. Like who's the girl that Johnny Depp's
Starting point is 00:30:42 daughter I feel like is so intelligent. might even just go the opposite direction. Picture how crazy it would be with my daughter, like, people like tagging her in a retweet of a video from like literally like 17 years ago. Oh my God. The Easter orgy? That's like the meme.
Starting point is 00:30:56 Exactly. People literally will tag her in that kind of shit. So it's like imagine the like level of defense that we're going to have to get our kid ready for, you know. When we have kids, when we have kids, they'll hang out with your kid and they can all defend us. But that's what I'm starting. We had that conversation the other day. Like we put our kid in a private school.
Starting point is 00:31:13 It's like are the other parents of the private school if they're like you know the the fucking president of some bank are they gonna want their kid going to school And it's two two's kid like yeah they have money but they got it from doing porn and interviewing rappers like fuck him It's 2021. It's 2021. How are they gonna talk shit? Hopefully but like who knows if like fucking Lena Dunham's kids gonna want to go to school with Adam 22 and Lenna's kid But it's like your kid is still in the same school is there? Is it she's not it doesn't matter She's controversial as bad. Rape her sister or something, right?
Starting point is 00:31:45 Yeah, she said, she did some such shit, said some such shit. And then she blocked me on Twitter, which is even worse. Oh, my God, I get a lot of blocks. Elaborate. Elabor on this rape. It's open. It's open. There's somebody that wrote like an open thing that she raped.
Starting point is 00:31:58 Like, I don't. It was like her sister and she had this article about like fingering her sister when they were little kids. Jesus Christ, it feels gross. Why did she block you? What did you say to her? What did you say to her? She said something about smoking weed.
Starting point is 00:32:10 And I was like, yo, quit talking about weed. You're going to ruin it for us. And she blocked me. I was like, you're gonna make it seem lame for everybody else. You should not have even had her house on this. That was like eight years ago. I'm so mad of you, Elena Dunham.
Starting point is 00:32:21 What the hell's wrong with you? And I'm mad that Iggy Azalea blocked me when I defended her. I think Ply McCarty is a bad bitch. Wait, wait, wait, wait. I think you're gonna say a bad dad. I was going hard for Iggy. I was defending her.
Starting point is 00:32:34 I love Iggy. I love me that Christmas present that I needed. She did. That story. Iggy gave me the rage that I needed because I didn't have a Christmas this year. And honestly, I was raging myself. So seeing that was amazing.
Starting point is 00:32:46 But I also love Cardi too, so I'm not picking sides. His new video is so fire. Like shout out. His whole crew is fire too. Shout out to Mitch Mood's. Period. And Shane Melly. What?
Starting point is 00:32:59 I see Shane smoking Siggs in the video. I was like, we should have been in this fucking video. He was one of my first ever lit no jumper interviews. Shane Gonzalez back in the day with Ian Conner. Oh, okay. I think I have seen that then. Legendary shit. All right, Ian.
Starting point is 00:33:10 Some old times. I think they're fire as fucking. That's their movement that they're bringing on, like the rock star fucking shit up. If I see Cardi is going to make a security be me up. Why? He doesn't fuck with you? Because I just talk shit about him so much in his gay vampire persona. I love it.
Starting point is 00:33:23 I love him. He's all right. His security is definitely going to be me up. I love him. It's fire. That's why I got to keep the blaming. Wait, why did Iggy block you exactly? That's what I don't get.
Starting point is 00:33:32 I think I might have DM to her and been like, yo, let's do an interview. He's one of the DMs in that expose. But I also might have not. I might have just like talked about her too much on the podcast to the point where she was like, Fuck this dude, I'm blocking him. I hope she doesn't block me. Yeah, Iggy.
Starting point is 00:33:48 We said so many nice things about her. No, I got in a fight. I got in a fight. We never got in a fight at the observatory to get front road to Iggy's concert. This is so embarrassing. 17 or 16, right? I think we were 15.
Starting point is 00:34:00 We were 15, yeah, her concert. You guys were so smashing rappers with fake ideas at 16, huh? No. No, we didn't meet anyone. Well, Gabe got us into it initially when we turned 18. Don't air the homies out, all right?
Starting point is 00:34:11 We're not airing him out. No, I'm not air. Other people were gonna do anything. No, I did. I did. I started this out in our whole career. I never even knew I'd be a music video girl. I never even wanted to be a video girl, but then he put this post up and it was like,
Starting point is 00:34:20 I'm looking for two female models. And then I was like, no, he said three. I was in that video too. Oh yeah, yeah. We did lost in the night. Cardi's in that video too. Hey, I have an important question for ET before we start talking American Idol. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:34:32 How is it hanging out with these thick mamacitas with BBLs when you yourself are so skinny. I love it. They didn't have BBLs when they met them. They were skinny little bitches like me. We were in a fight when we got her. our BBL so we didn't even talk to her. We didn't even talk for a whole year and a half and that's when I got in a relationship
Starting point is 00:34:48 and got all corny and fuck. But like, yeah, so I wasn't, you know, they weren't thick when I knew them. But they're out here augmenting their bodies. Are you not tempted to do? Because you've got to eat a lot of KFC. I don't have that, first of all. You've got to eat a lot of KFC if you're going to want to get a BBL. The thing is, it's like, we're not like, just because we're friends doesn't mean we're the same individuals. We're like, no, we all do different things. We're all individuals in this like, in this friend.
Starting point is 00:35:12 group where we all have our same preference no different preferences i'm so fucking dread right now like she says you know what the word dread means no i was wondering i was like dread means like slow like when you're fucked up i haven't drank and i think it's a new york thing right yeah wait i have to go i have to go the bathroom okay she's going to has anyone ever called you a trish a what a treish i've never heard that you never heard that yeah see defined trish do you want to take her spot for a minute Yes, Sydney. Sydney with the glittery
Starting point is 00:35:45 Von Dutch hat coming through. I love it. I honestly, I really I really missed. I literally came from a lodge point and wore no makeup. They called me. They were like,
Starting point is 00:35:54 hey, what are you doing right now? Bro, Sydney got the smashed little waist. How old are you? You do. 23, okay. She has a baby. You have a baby?
Starting point is 00:36:03 She has a baby with that little body. Whoa, inspo. That's crazy. Definitely. Goals. How old's your kid? She's five. Five?
Starting point is 00:36:10 Yeah. Yeah. Yo, consistently, I get made to feel older and older on here because I have a five-month-old daughter. I am 37. Every day, every day I interview a different 21-year-old who has like a four-year-old daughter. It's really making me, I've been missing out.
Starting point is 00:36:27 Adam, you're still a bad age. I love it because, like, when you have them, like, younger, like, you bounce back. I promise you, like, if I showed you the photo five days after I had her, my stomach was right back. I've seen it. I've seen it, too. I'm going to tell my girl that you should have had a good. kid when you were 18. No, she looks bomb. No, but I mean, some people, it's like, it's also genetics, though.
Starting point is 00:36:47 Yeah, I'm a big. Some people really do have to work for it, which I respect, but. So how do you start hanging out with them? We met, we met at the go crazy shoot. And I don't know what, like, they know, I don't like people. I don't know. So, and then, I was so to myself and we met. We officially met at a party, remember? On your birthday. We met on your birthday. We met at the set, and then like a week or two later, we went to a party with four. And then we had bumped into And then I love them because when I like, because we met there, but then when I saw them there, I realized they did not give a fuck. Like, it doesn't matter who you're around. They say whatever they want.
Starting point is 00:37:22 And I was like, I love them for that because I'm so blunt. We talk like the interviews to everyone all day. And then she watched the interview. Right. You guys are like rappers. They told me they said, do not watch it. Do not watch it. So I watched it.
Starting point is 00:37:35 I might become a rapist. I hate when people tell me they've watched our interview. And what is it made me feel weird. We were too close. That's why we have to keep doing interviews, though, so you guys can always have an updated version. You can be like, don't watch that old. Watch the new one. That's where I'm bad.
Starting point is 00:37:48 That's the idea I'm doing. I was like, Adam, we need to upgrade. Some shit's going on. We got to get some updates going, yeah, for sure. I was trying to get only E.T. And you were like, let's have all the go. Has she made you sluttier? She has inspired you to, like, sort of be more ratchet?
Starting point is 00:38:05 Either of you. Which one is more ratchet, do you? You guys are the slut influencers, right? No, not at all. We are. We are the like, who gets a fuck? Anything she tells, you've called. Is this wrong?
Starting point is 00:38:16 And we're like, no. So if I do something, if I do something crazy and like, you know when you like want to tell someone but you don't want to feel judged, I call them. What's the craziest thing? Give us an example. Give us the best one. I'm just saying. I know.
Starting point is 00:38:27 A girl came on here and told us that she sucked off seven basketball players in a row. Oh, no. Nothing like that? No, they know I'm not like that at all. Like so me? Like what? Like, what? What?
Starting point is 00:38:37 What? What? You guys share a mic, yeah, yeah, come on, we need all this energy. This bitch goes, this bitch goes, this bitch goes, taking them. Okay, good. This bitch goes like all the time. I need to get your, stop. No, no, no, no, we're gonna talk about it.
Starting point is 00:38:59 Hi, no. How's that going? How's that going? How's the Coke buffet over there? I don't. No, I don't go that at the time. All right, we've met. That's where I saw them.
Starting point is 00:39:09 Simmy, let's explain. expose some motherfuckers. Oh my god. Come on, Cindy, I know you got the Intel. I know you got that Intel. We might have to bleep some names if they're got the homies. This is the thoughts next door. Oh, Selina Powell really gonna kiss the fate, huh?
Starting point is 00:39:24 Where is she? Isn't she in LA right now? Why don't you get her? I feel like she would tell me if she was in LA. Michelle. I'm Selena gang. I, I, I, I, no, I don't fuck with that shit. I don't like Eliza? I want her to roll through it out.
Starting point is 00:39:39 Eliza's her. her homie who suck the seven dicks. Oh, I mean, well, I mean, I don't know. She hasn't said anything to us. So wait, can I tell you something, though? Yes. I know they don't like her at all. Speaking of them.
Starting point is 00:39:48 I would like, I've never like hung around her, but she's funny as fuck. She's the bad. She's sorry. She is so funny. Like, don't get me wrong. I like, because of the people that I know and everything, I could never like hang around her
Starting point is 00:40:02 and this and that just because of the look that she has, I would never want that portrayed on me. You're a trace on this girl? But no, I've never met him. Sorry. Corny. You have. I never met him.
Starting point is 00:40:10 I'm never. You're being corporate. No, but I know. You need to throw those shots back. If I'm bored. We go. We need to get more tight. Because girl.
Starting point is 00:40:20 Come on. Let's get crazy here. We know you got. We know you got tea. We know the tea. We need the tea. One bottle down, girls. We should have got three bottles.
Starting point is 00:40:31 She wipes it up with their finger. We haven't had a good tea episode in a while. Can we get some tea? Wait till you ask you. Is that her tea. Adam, I must say. Yes, he's sipping tea in your hood. I like your vibe.
Starting point is 00:40:44 Come here, yes. I don't know. When I first met you, I didn't fuck with your vibe. But right now, there's like a refreshness about it. I don't know how to explain it, but like, I don't know. I really, I fuck with you. I feel like you're like a changed person. I've accepted my dad status and I'm not trying to fuck every girl I meet.
Starting point is 00:41:00 So I think that's, yeah, like I'm not trying to fuck you guys. Last time I was like, yo, let me get my girl here. So we're going to call. We were so fucked up. We're not going to judge you on that. It's funny because recently, like maybe a few months ago, all of the Corona people were like, we're going to email Adam and let him know exactly who the fuck you guys are.
Starting point is 00:41:17 There was this Facebook post and it was a picture of Selena, Eliza and Chief Keith's baby mama. I don't know. And then the whole Corona was like, these bitches are familiar. And I was like, so I log on Facebook just to check my dad shit because he always puts fucking weird shit of me.
Starting point is 00:41:34 So I'm like, I need to see what's on Facebook. So I'm like scrolling and it was like, these bitches are like some of the bitches we grew up with and I was like hmm what bitches are those and he said you and then he said the N word he's like a white dude I was like yo this is criminal like what's it Ted Hanks
Starting point is 00:41:53 no it was a nobody ass it's like a nobody from Corona and then he was like I'm gonna email Adam and tell him who you really are and I was like email him bitch not speak for itself yeah what could be worse than what you said on that podcast period I didn't fuck with you guys. He was trolling you the whole time, blah, blah, blah.
Starting point is 00:42:10 We're gonna email him. I was like, are you chasing me water? I always knew. Could Chet Hanks get it? I don't know what he looks like. I've been hearing his name all week, but I don't know what he looks like. He speaks in Patoa.
Starting point is 00:42:22 I don't know. I like accents. Picture like Tom Hanks, but like 40 years younger and he's kind of got a six-pack, but maybe he's like not as consistent as he could be on his diet, you know. But he's doing all right.
Starting point is 00:42:34 There's a few rappers. I want to haul that little Nause. I just want to say that right now. I don't care. Oh, could that? No, no, no. No, I want to three some little naws and the devil. And another dude.
Starting point is 00:42:47 No, just the devil, just Satan. I want my shoes, I want my Satan shoes. Lil Naws X. That's actually a really hot mental image. You, Lil Naz X. And the devil. And knowing that he's not enjoying him, he's off a rhino. No, he can fuck the devil.
Starting point is 00:43:01 You know, dead ass people thought he was a part of the cult because of that video is so hilarious. Like, this guy, I know. Hosted this whole like Instagram conspiracy. Like Lil Nas is involved with the Luminati. It's like, bro, he was trolling. All the Christian people came out of the closet
Starting point is 00:43:17 to get mad at Lil Nas X. Yeah, I was like, you were fucking, he's trolling. Oh, she got the devil on her arm, Jesus Christ. Friday the 13th. That was like 15. Amazing. Yeah, bro.
Starting point is 00:43:29 All right, yo, yo, yo. Elephant in the room. E.T., you were on American Idol. How did that happen? She wanted subscribers for only face. Period. I'm so serious. No, I'm gonna be a little dead ass here.
Starting point is 00:43:41 I don't care what you guys say. What do we say? I don't know. I was in a very big rut to my life. I was like, what am I doing with my fucking life? I'm going to- She broke up with that boyfriend that we talked about in the last one. Remember that boyfriend I was with when we were-
Starting point is 00:43:55 He's a fucking bitch. He doesn't fuck with us. Fuck him. He has yellow teeth. He's alive. He's not dead. Like the other guy. Please floss.
Starting point is 00:44:03 Please floss. Please floss. Please. Not specific. Tell me you floss. Oh, I floss, yeah. Every couple days. I wish I did more.
Starting point is 00:44:12 I would brush my teeth twice a day. Yeah. You better fucking floss. I brush my teeth twice a day and I floss every other. If you don't floss, you're a criminal. But I have an electric toothbrush now, which I didn't used to have. Okay, okay, that's a step. I used to be like a regular toothbrush guy.
Starting point is 00:44:26 Now I got the electric one. I hated it at first. I love it now. Okay. That's bougie. Thank you, Lano. Your tat looks bomb, by the way. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:44:33 I'm just trained. No, but what were you saying about? American Idol. You were out of. bad place in your life. I was in a very big rut in my life because I was going to school and I was like I hate school. I hate this shit. It's a pandemic. I was like what am I fucking doing my life? My ex broke up with me because he wasn't our friend. He broke up because he was working in like the stocks and so like for the first two years of working for a company that works at the stocks.
Starting point is 00:44:55 He wasn't making money. The stocks. Like he worked for like a company that work. You know about like the trading companies, right? So he worked for a trading company. He wasn't making money for the first two years I was supporting him emotionally throughout the whole thing emotionally emotionally you're buying your own tickets to see him I bought I bought him tickets to see him anyway yeah okay shut he's no Jordan Belford period he's no bandman keva did us anyway I don't know I was hella I was hella depressed and I was like I'm trying to get on the bachelor and so I tried to get on the bachelor they didn't accept my shit and so American Idol I was like oh I can sing all right and so I do a Zoom audition and the guys
Starting point is 00:45:35 gonna do it up first. Oh yeah, Rachel convinced me. So I had a Zoom edition, like, what's it called? Scheduled. So right right now. Fuck. The alcohol's kicking in. I'm not really this incoherent.
Starting point is 00:45:48 I swear, I'm just, fuck. I got nervous. I was a little nervous. That's cool, yeah. Adam not kidding. I was very nervous. I got a little drunk too, man. You guys get a little more.
Starting point is 00:45:55 Yeah. Sorry. I was waiting for that. I feel like this interview would be a let down if one of you doesn't puke. Not gonna like, we were scared. You weren't gonna drink. Why?
Starting point is 00:46:06 Because we watched some. We did our inner dad, yes. I never drink, can we get some paper towels? Is that what Laura's doing? Oh, are you having a lot? Laura, are we brought in Laura's name? You already do this what's going to happen?
Starting point is 00:46:15 By the way, we have. We love Laura. We love Laura. How did you find her? How did I find her? Yeah, we love her. Right from the moment we entered, she was so open. She was so calm.
Starting point is 00:46:27 I felt, I felt invited by her. Listen, but if she starts running around with y'all, I don't know, Laura. Right. She's like you're fired. You're fired. You're fired if you run around. It's okay.
Starting point is 00:46:38 It's okay. It's so funny because once in a while people will see Laura in the video, but way more often they hear me just refer to her. And it's like, then they see her. And they're like, wow. Like, Laura's a real person? What the hell? I thought it was Lena.
Starting point is 00:46:50 I thought it was you. I was like, this must be a fake account. It has no last name. I was like, is Adam himself pretending to be a... Laura is Lennas' publicist's name. Oh, my God. Laura, the plug. Whoa.
Starting point is 00:47:04 Laura, we thought you were Leta. I thought you were out of. No, but you know what's funny is that a lot of times when I'm interviewing like a porn star girl, I'll have Lena with me just because, you know, she's being a mom all the time. We want her. She can be involved in conversation. She knows about that whole world more than me. But everybody will drop comments being like, oh my God, Lena forces herself onto the podcast whenever.
Starting point is 00:47:30 So this is good evidence that that's not actually. Yeah, no. Also, also, everybody follow Lena because she's got deleted. So free Lennah the plug. Yes, thank you very much. I appreciate that. Of course.
Starting point is 00:47:42 That's really fucked up, but people think she's forcing herself on this podcast when it's your podcast. It's your girlfriend. You have a motherfucking baby together. Like, huh? Right? Like, no.
Starting point is 00:47:54 That you still have a home? The baby, yes. No. Lena. No, baby. The baby. I used to have her Snapchat added like a year or two. No.
Starting point is 00:48:02 She's off the snap. Nice for her. Now she got the only fans. No, she got the only fans and she got a Instagram that got deleted recently. It was like so long ago. No, I had it. But the question for you guys is if you're going to enter the only fans world, are you trying to do the LCP collab?
Starting point is 00:48:16 I don't know, it depends who wants to collab with us. If you guys want to see. Should us in Lana collapse? I mean, I'm available for whatever she wants to do. Let us up to you. Well, you know much when new stras have it gone? I don't know. Are we doing the shot?
Starting point is 00:48:29 Are we doing the shot? She's a mom who can buy. She's a mom who can buy. I know. I'm so cute, you're so cute, thank you all. I think you guys could bring out the whole energy
Starting point is 00:48:39 that she might be lacking ever since she became a mom, you know? I don't think she's meant to be... It's hard to balance the whole energy and the mom energy. Yeah, maybe it was meant to be that I died last time so I could bring it out this time. You know, Adam, I can say that after you having an offspring, I love your energy.
Starting point is 00:48:56 Thank you. You have a more understanding energy. Like, I'm not trying to be rude, but... I think he was just fucking. up. No, no, no, it was, it was just, you were a fucking dick. I feel like you have a more understanding energy just in general. Like, I don't know, you just like, I don't know, I really fuck with your vibe right now. Like, I did not fuck with your vibe when I first met him.
Starting point is 00:49:14 That's probably I was so defensive. I love that. I love the little bakery. Yeah, like, I really fuck with you. Like, honestly, you were emitting, like, positive energy. And I don't, I don't say that. Like, I really don't. Like, do I say that about people?
Starting point is 00:49:25 She hates everybody. No, she hates everybody. No, I hate everybody. She's trying to fight Sydney. And I'm not just saying that because you're a clout king or my clout Sugar Daddy over here. You were gonna ask our Cloud Sugar Daddy.
Starting point is 00:49:35 You're at Cloud Sugar Daddy. Len is our Club Sugar Mama. I got recognized it in and out for being on your podcast. That's amazing. Wow. You know we actually? I was at Adam too.
Starting point is 00:49:46 Where? Huh? It was a while ago. Right? Where are we meet? At Maxo Cream Shoot. I wasn't supposed to be in it. You were there.
Starting point is 00:49:54 Yeah, I wasn't supposed to be in it. And then we met. He's like you with one boss in. And I like, I was like just being like, I'm funniest fuck all the time. But I said something really fucking funny and you were like, I fuck with you. And then that was it. Like you were just, we were there at the shoot together.
Starting point is 00:50:10 I wasn't supposed to be in it, but they like put me in it. Those all the interaction was? That was back like 2018. That was forever ago. Because that was like the day after X died or like a couple days after X died. It was at like a house like a smaller house. And that actually. Like inside the living room, they like tied someone up in a chair.
Starting point is 00:50:28 Yes. This old guy. Yes. Well, he was a music video. get invited to more of your party. No, and AD was there too. And I actually... We never get invited to your party. I invited you to my birthday party. You never came. Also, free 03 Grito. My bad. You know, the whole pandemic, I was kind of... It was 29. She's like, bitch. That was a couple years ago, but all right.
Starting point is 00:50:48 I will cool up. Now, I think that me and Lennis should be you guys as only fans managers. I'm down. I'm down to collapse. You guys should be your godparents. I need, like, I've been like trying to tell her for a while, like, yo, we got to like pick a girl. and just manage her only fans and blow her up and like turn her into a more of like a personality. I'm not gonna lie, we did actually mention you at one point. I was like, think about what we could do for those girls. Yeah. So I just told her I'm literally about to start one.
Starting point is 00:51:14 I would be down for that. I was like, I'm not doing it. And then I'm like the other day I was like, guess what? I'm doing it. The only thing's thing. Yeah, I'm gonna do it. Yeah, that gave me to million dollars. I just said I was like everyone messages me all the time.
Starting point is 00:51:27 Cindy, you're hot as fuck. One do you have one? And then I'm just like, you know what? Fuck it. Are you nervous about being naked on the internet? No, if you look on my Instagram, I'm naked on my Instagram. We already twerking music videos. I'm just, I mean, I'm not like nothing shows on my Instagram,
Starting point is 00:51:41 but there's a photo with me actually naked and I'm just like this. Let me see. I'm ready to suck it up. I'm ready to suck some dick on my Instagram. I mean, I'm not going to have my only fan. We're holding dick auditions for each TV, by the way. Wait, can I suck your dick from my only fan? No, I'm a dad.
Starting point is 00:51:58 But I know this male porn star that I would love to recommend. He has like the biggest dick I ever seen. So if you want to start at the top. This is the only problem. His name is Rob Piper. Is it a big dick? It's huge. Okay, the thing is, I can't feel my bottom half my face because I had jaw surgery.
Starting point is 00:52:13 You're not going to be able to feel your brain after this dick goes in your mouth. Well, I don't want to feel my brain. See, like I have it. I've only seen. That was a bar. I don't want to feel my brain. Dropping a mixtape. What?
Starting point is 00:52:30 Why did that like? that so much. Okay. Um, please host my mixtape the way I did. Are you guys rapping it or what? No. No. But I'm down to start. The city girls are... Oh, the shitty girls.
Starting point is 00:52:42 The shitty girls. Sitty girls. Not the shitty girls. The city girls seem like they're... Slatty girls. Slatty girls. Slatty. I have so many ideas.
Starting point is 00:52:53 You see my value, right? You see the energy, right? Manage us. Okay, E.T. 20%. Yo, E.T. just opened her phone and it was on Laura's It was on my expert.
Starting point is 00:53:03 It was on my explore. It was on my explorer. Follow Laura publicist. Everyone. Follow Laura's not Laura the publicist. What's your wife? I'm trying to up on the story. LTP.
Starting point is 00:53:16 I don't know. Wait, why does it just where it doesn't do the fact, by the way. It's so weird. They will love your filters. I don't fuck with filters, but I don't really care. You fuck Simon Cowell. Tell us about it. Oh my God, I wish you guys. I wish.
Starting point is 00:53:29 Oh my God. T.B. H. Simon Cal would have eaten me alive. You think he lays it down? First of all, that was the first way I ever performed for everybody in my audition. I had never performed by everyone. It was like I only sang in my room. I didn't tell anybody I did music.
Starting point is 00:53:44 We met on X Factor, bitch. Yeah, okay, first of all, Hayden and I, the reason why I even met two of them, I met her the X Factor. I met her at the X Factor auditions in 2013, and we both made it to the same rounds. And, like, so the second day of my auditions, I saw her. and she walked up, I was like, girl, fucking cut in line with me. And so she cut in line with me. We were in the X Factor auditions. We made it to the third round together.
Starting point is 00:54:06 And then we made it as far as that was, which was just game filmed. Yeah, as far as possible. So we didn't get aired at the X Factor edition, 2013. And then, yeah, um, she just kept saying. Last year hits and I was just in a bad fucking space. She needed some fans, fully fans. They sing really good both of them. She is, honestly.
Starting point is 00:54:25 Adam, she is like, Ariasiana Grande. She's not here. She's on a garage. Hayden, you remember you were in the shower and literally when you came out I said, was that your phone or were you singing? No, that's her like, oh, that was me. Like that was forever ago. She sings really well.
Starting point is 00:54:42 You do have a nice voice. I got to admit, yeah. Oh, you watched it? I watched it. I was like, Wait, Adam, you being serious? Yeah, I was like. Wait, which one?
Starting point is 00:54:49 To be honest. To be. Her. I've never seen, I've never heard that before. Wait, Adam, are you actually being serious? Like, I mean, like, I don't think he lied. I mean, like, Katie Perry said it was good too. I don't feel like I'm totally bugging.
Starting point is 00:54:59 Yeah, you made it on a whole of show. Erica, I got a lot of hate comments for the way my voice sounds. You get a lot of hate comments anyway. Fuss to hate. If you get a hate comment on the world, you know, you're going viral. You were doing like kind of like a weird
Starting point is 00:55:15 vocal thing, right? That's her style, though. But there's a lot of people that do that. I had never. She just mastered it. You should have said, hey Simon Kyle, you ever heard a young thug chief key? Fuck you, fucking douchebag.
Starting point is 00:55:26 Did you see the tweet she put up when she got eliminated? She put up chief keeps Katie Perry like suck the skin off my dick. Oh my God, that's so funny. Because Katie Perry was nice to you at first and she started being a bitch online. She called me a Karen and my girl, I'm the furthest from a Karen. I'm a fucking whore. Like she was being a Karen on the show but then they cut the part.
Starting point is 00:55:44 No. We can't really talk about it. Okay, she said she's about a contract so I can't say like exactly. Oh shit. But basically Katie Perry is an abuse of Nazi. I love Katie Perry. I love the American Idol production team. She's worse than Ellen.
Starting point is 00:55:59 Y'all made me who I am. She's worse than Ellen. You heard her here first. I heard she was crazy. Katie Perry, you suck. You take another one. That's like another one. Where's the alcohol?
Starting point is 00:56:13 It's your piano. I'm kind of having fun and drunk with you guys. This is kind of fun. It's like round two. It's like a reunion. It's a good time. It takes a second for me to start, but when I start, I'll get you drunk. It's been a busy week of interviews.
Starting point is 00:56:26 You gotta rewind. I saw you had. Bryce here yes. I saw that you were saying you're sober now and I was like, I was like, I don't think you think ETA is asshole in outer space? I know she ate a white rapist's ass. I don't know shit about that. There's only so many.
Starting point is 00:56:39 I know. I know. I know. That's hot. That's hot. It could have been Eminem. That's hot. That's hot.
Starting point is 00:56:47 That's hot. That's hot. Signed me up. You like Jack Harlow. For sure. For sure. He's a cracking young white boy, Annie. A cracking young white boy, Annie.
Starting point is 00:56:56 I'm just saying. He's cracking. I think you're the most croaking. I didn't know what person. And I saw like this TikTok come up and I was like. No, with our only fans money, we're gonna do a reality show.
Starting point is 00:57:07 Yo, she keeps dipping the dick in the shot. Why? So it tastes like a shot. I wonder what YouTube's policy on dick-shipped candy is. We literally, no, we talked about a reality show like so long ago. And we're just like, if they followed us around.
Starting point is 00:57:21 That's what we didn't go to, was that us through we were making an only fans to get money to make our own reality show. reality show. Because that's what we ultimately wanted. Nobody was giving it to us. So I was like, fuck it.
Starting point is 00:57:31 Let's all make only fans. And then let's like blue fans. Use our money to make our own reality show. Because I had told him this TV company like reached out to me for a reality show. And they were like, tell them. Like if it was us, it would go crazy. Just because of like how we are and like everything,
Starting point is 00:57:46 especially together. We're like, we're like. We're like. And I literally. I literally met with a guy and like talked to him about and everything. And like I can't say the actual like the which TV company it is. but I'm seeing him tomorrow. You guys are like the note girls.
Starting point is 00:58:00 Yeah, exactly. When I watch them, I'm like, oh shit, the boys, bitch, we're the girls. I want to drink a whole bottle of 42 with Steve will do it. I will do a whole bottle with him. We got to get you guys on their app where they put all the dirty shit. Let's do it. I'll do it. Now that I'm managing you guys, we're going to be creating all these new.
Starting point is 00:58:21 I mean, I'm going to talk to Leonard about it, but I like the idea. We've been needing it as well. I'm really serious. I don't know if we're ready to take on four bitches at once. I like the idea, though. We immediately just go to scale. Right. Just zero to 100.
Starting point is 00:58:32 Nobody wants to manage us. We'll manage you and then we'll hire somebody to be more of like the day to day helping us make sure everything falls in mind. House phone. You fuck Housephone yet? No. He's a hoarse. You got to fuck him and tell me what it's like. I haven't fucked any no jumper alumni.
Starting point is 00:58:47 I love Housephone. He's a homie. You got to suck Houseone off and tell us what the smells like. No, thank you. Is he circumcised? I love him. No, he's got cheese on his dick, I heard. He's circumcised?
Starting point is 00:58:59 I'm just kidding. He's not cheese on his dick. You're not white. So is Hakeem. He told me the first second I met him. But that he has cheese on his dick? Oh, wait, I don't want to talk about. That's rude.
Starting point is 00:59:08 Okay. Moving on. I don't discriminate against cheese. She loves cheese. She's not lactose intolerant everybody. Me and Josh are lactose intolerant, and we still love cheese. Wait, what? What?
Starting point is 00:59:24 Pause. What the fuck? All right, so again, you were on American Idol and things got weird. Tell us, was anything good from behind the scenes and shit that we should know about before? What did I sign? We had to sign a bunch of shit.
Starting point is 00:59:39 Jack, because they were, I remember. So, they were in a clip of mine because I was cussing out the cameras. Oh, that was so fun. Cheese dick. What the fuck? Cheez dick. I feel like cheese dick is when they're uncut.
Starting point is 00:59:52 Right? Like peek-a-boo dick? I've heard about that. Peek of cheese dick. When you're uncut, you have cheese dick. That's why I'm so glad to a thing. Just use condoms. I've always wondered like what, you're into condoms?
Starting point is 01:00:03 I do condoms. Get tested and then we'll talk. If I'm fucking someone I don't know like that. Yeah, yeah. I don't, uh, the condom thing to me. It's like, I'm not gonna fucking throw a wool blanket either. Yeah. You do what I'm saying?
Starting point is 01:00:16 You don't need a condo. But that's why I haven't worn a condom for five years. I mean, I hope they're not. No, but I mean like me and her fuck other girls, but they're all in the porn or. So they're tested. They're too straw on the ground. I don't know what?
Starting point is 01:00:29 He's a dirty ground straw. Anyway. We don't know if they're tested, so we need condoms. Okay, I guess this is the main question, and that's a good point. Thank you for saying that. But this is the main thing that I want to get at is what was it like when they realized that you had sold pussy before because of your no jumper interview? They didn't know. But then the blog started talking about it.
Starting point is 01:00:50 Like, that was pretty crazy. So Adam, let me elaborate. So we had a whole, if they sue me, it's okay. I'll help you. I'll pay a third. I will get a third with you. So basically, I like, Sydney, you're making your only face. You gotta go hard with the only fans.
Starting point is 01:01:04 I love her. I lied to the entire ABC production about my past. And told them what? Oh, and so the very first questions they asked you, like, is in the psychological exam is like, oh, are you, the first question they asked me is like, are you, have you ever been a stripper, exog dancer, blah, blah, blah.
Starting point is 01:01:22 Yeah. And like, so I was like, it's amazing to ask you that right. So I was like, no, no. You rebel? No. No. I lied out of my ass to them. And because my government name wasn't on that interview that we did, you know?
Starting point is 01:01:35 So when it finally came out when my whole audition got aired, that's when it came out. And I was like, okay, you know what? This is what it is. I have to own it. My mom sell it. My whole family saw it. The interview. Yes, they all sell everything.
Starting point is 01:01:48 How do they see it? It's viral. We love two hours of. When you Google my name, it pops up. as Erica Perry and like there it is. I don't understand how because we didn't tag any of your actual names in it. I think Yuri did.
Starting point is 01:01:59 No, I've looked through the tags. We talked about this. Although I agree, Yuri is definitely a bad guy. By the way, we have our on YouTube, Hayden and Rochelle. And like, you have to tag the name, right, for it to pop up. When I look through the tags. No, no, no, I think people looked up our names
Starting point is 01:02:14 and then they found you from it because it's like, we're the only people on your page. But they fucking found it like regardless. And so. Who gives a fuck? To be honest, like, Adam at first, like, I was like, okay, this is happening. But then I was like, you know what? It is what it is.
Starting point is 01:02:30 And, like, life is what it is. And so you just got to keep flowing. I got a lot of hate comments. Not going to lie. What's new? And, like, I'm pretty sure a lot of the hate comments were from American Idol contestants because the way that they were attacking me was very personal. It's like, hmm, really, bitch?
Starting point is 01:02:48 You and your mom? Oh, I see you. Because a lot of these people on American Idol have probably their whole life and working towards being a pop singer and not like you who's just like taking large detours to sell ass and strip and go on no jumper. Well, I feel like American Idol people are from the middle of nowhere and they think that going on the show is going to make them famous. They're a bunch of losers who never sold pussy before.
Starting point is 01:03:12 Period. Period. That's why each is my American Idol. It's the idol for me. I even thought, I have even had people that I thought I was cool with where like, don't go back on a show. I'm like, dude, you don't understand that like in the same, like, in the same space, like, Adam I are in the same lane where it's like you can't judge, you can't judge someone based on like just because of a podcast or anything. It's like it is what it is. You can't judge. I don't know.
Starting point is 01:03:39 That was two hours of my 24 years. Exactly. Exactly. Yeah. Getting that blackout drunk in two hours, like, of course you're going to see the worst of us. And that's fine. It was very revolutionary. That's what I'm saying.
Starting point is 01:03:51 It was revolutionary. Some of the shit I said was very ignorant. Yeah, of course. But like, that's old. And there's a lot of people that told us not to come back. And I'm sorry for anything I said that was offensive. I'm not going to not come back. I'm sorry for anything I said that was offensive to anyone.
Starting point is 01:04:05 I'm very sorry. Anyways, no, really though. But the first interview, like, I apologize if I said anything crazy. I know I said incriminating things. I'm not sorry, but I didn't do that. Well, incriminating things for myself. I'm not sorry about. But if I said anything about.
Starting point is 01:04:19 Other people. I'm so sorry. If I said anything like politically incorrect, which I probably did. I completely apologize and I'm very sorry. Is the political correctness? What? Did you like harass any like minorities?
Starting point is 01:04:33 No. What are minorities? You don't know what a minority is? No, wait, like which ones are you talking about? I'm just talking shit. What are minority? What is potential? What is potential?
Starting point is 01:04:45 What is potential? Um, Adam? Adam, you need to take another show. I didn't take the last one you gave me. No, no, no, I got one right here. Adam, oh my god. You guys gave me the boss cup with the brass knuckles on it.
Starting point is 01:05:01 Last time when we went on with house phone, did you realize the whole monitor broke? Really? Did you see it? I didn't know that. I think he broke. What is a monitor? The monitor, the screen that was there. He broke it, we didn't.
Starting point is 01:05:13 The computer? Back at the Melrose story. Oh, back there. I think I kind of remember that, yeah. I think I kind of remember that. I'm sorry. I apologize. I'll pay you with my 10%.
Starting point is 01:05:22 House of it, not us. You guys really got a fuck house phone. Let's return to that. He's not. I just want to know what it was like. Or help. I want to know. I'm sorry.
Starting point is 01:05:32 You could help him make his only fans debut. I've kind of felt like he was due for a while. Yes. I feel like, no, I saw your interview and you were like, the blackout girls was the best moments of my life. Oh my gosh. You said the black girls was the best for your decade. I told her that.
Starting point is 01:05:47 It was on a podcast. I'm thankful for that. Our new manager supports us. Yeah. I thought she was putting us on a story. We're signing the papers right after this interview. Honestly, I'm going to talk to Atlanta and try it because that's my goal.
Starting point is 01:06:00 I feel like we could help. Where's my phone? Yo, honestly, though, when I did that Selena and Eliza interview, they each made like 100K on fucking OnlyFans for like every month after that. Damn, that's insane. From one interview.
Starting point is 01:06:13 That's 10K for you. We didn't even hook up. Like, we didn't even like do shit on. on Lena's only fans, which is like a huge way that we could, you know, do all that. Yeah. Yeah. I'll bust it. Fire as fun.
Starting point is 01:06:23 I'll bust it. I think it's the future. We could do a lot. It's 2021. Every bitch has the only fan. I'm ready. I know. That's what I was like, I'm just gonna do it.
Starting point is 01:06:32 I'm ready. I might have especially because. The things that I post on my Instagram, everyone's like, it's giving me only fans vibes. So they're like, why not just actually post it on only fans? Why don't they get paid for it? I feel like ET is wearing the same thing that she was wearing last time. That's what we said. That's what we said.
Starting point is 01:06:49 I'm wearing different. She always loves her whole life. Little booty matter. Little booty's matter. Yo. Hey, got her way to her fitting in this seat. Coila Ray,
Starting point is 01:07:04 I love her. She represents little booties. But her shit be moving though. We moved that. Why don't she be moving like that? Hold on Hayden. Okay. She got a little booty,
Starting point is 01:07:14 but I feel about that. What? What? Blow booty. Coy. Oh. You all for the course? I literally, I asked her.
Starting point is 01:07:23 She's kind of a lesbian. Why? She's bad. But I literally told her. You know you want to kiss me right now. Shut up. I wonder what her eating pussy is like. Jesus Christ.
Starting point is 01:07:32 Does she even like girls? No. She has to like she's straight now, ain't she? No, I don't know if she likes girls or not. Is anyone actually straight? I just think she's cute as fuck. That's all. Yeah, she's a baby.
Starting point is 01:07:43 She's a very, like, different look, but. I'm so down on her. I'm like, for what? I'm so confused. My gram is probably in the comments. Yo, my dick, gross. Can you open it?
Starting point is 01:07:56 Coelera, these girls want you to use their face like a toilet. Um, well. Have you seen her TikTok videos? Her TikToks are bomb. She'd be moving. Shippy fucking clapping. I didn't know skinny girls could make it move like that. Little booty's really dramatic.
Starting point is 01:08:10 Adam, for the record. You called, um, what was his name? You call me the ice Poseidon. No, you call me the skinny. one. I mean, you are the skinny one though. You are.
Starting point is 01:08:20 If it's four, then she's also brought up the skinny one. You also said I was on Ice Poseidens. I looked into research of that. I'm not that girl, Samantha. Oh,
Starting point is 01:08:28 you're not. I'm not Samantha. I think what they thought that you were a girl from the Ice Poseidon stream. Yeah, it was a girl named Samantha that had a smelly pussy.
Starting point is 01:08:36 That ain't me. How did you know? Did you smell it? Did you smell it? The whole video. It's like, Oh, I didn't watch it. I haven't watched it.
Starting point is 01:08:43 I haven't watched it. I don't remember. You watched it with me. her pussy smell and they're like her pussy smell. Can we get an independent analysis of your vagina smell? Like if we just have one of our employees give us sniffed up? Laura? Adam!
Starting point is 01:08:56 Laura's like, no, Adam. Can I please have one of those things? I know, I had to ask. I was like I'm fine. She said Laura,
Starting point is 01:09:03 right? Where did you find Laura? Laura, you're the best. Laura, But it's old-school rapper. You got a good pick. Yeah, I was worth it. She's honestly amazing.
Starting point is 01:09:20 Right when we walked up, I felt welcomed. I was like, wait, my anxiety is gone. No anxiety shit, no more. I had so much anxiety coming back. Really? I did. I did. I'm not going to lie.
Starting point is 01:09:29 I feel the way about Laura that I feel about my girl, honestly, which is that she's just, she's loyal. She's supposed to get broke with her. I can't. You have anxiety coming here? I just, I fuck with her too much, you know? Loyalty is all that. Literally, when you called me, I was like, I felt fine, but I think it was
Starting point is 01:09:44 also because you guys called me. Yeah. For a minute, she was like, I watched your last interview. Can I be in the next one? That was forever ago. That's why they called me. I literally left my last appointment. And they said, what are you doing right now?
Starting point is 01:09:57 I said, going to my nail appointment, they said, no, come here right now. Fuck a nail. Those are cute. You got the smiley faces. Yeah, but they need a fell. But do you want to use? I have some of the cup. I thought no anxiety, but I think it's because you guys are here.
Starting point is 01:10:10 You want someone for any fat? I'm comfortable. Adams here. You guys. Just don't, my advice for your career is just don't go too deep into the Selena Powell exposing lane. No, we know that already. Honestly, like, the Selena thing would have probably lasted a lot longer on a jumper
Starting point is 01:10:27 if it wasn't. Like, her exposing rappers just became too complicated for us real quick. That's a crime. And I don't think that she was specifically trying to do that, but I think that it was way too easy for people to, like, go with that narrative. I feel like, what is her narrative now? Like, is she going to keep exposing people? Does she want to fight us?
Starting point is 01:10:44 Like, what's good? bitchless bops. No, we saw that she was coming to L.A. I was like, you guys got to rub your pussies together for only fans. That's better than fighting. No, I'm going to suck dick for only fans. I'm never sucked dick before I ever rubbed my pussy.
Starting point is 01:10:56 Would you suck a dick with Selena Powell? No. Why not? Because she might outdo you. Can I suck your dick for my only fans? I would never outdo me. I would have to ask my manager, Lennon of the plus. Lena?
Starting point is 01:11:06 All right, I'm down a second with her. She's going to be our second manager. She'll, wait, tell her. I'm down for the cause. I am going to have a conversation. about you guys after this interview because I think there's a lot of synergy. To be honest, I really fucked with Lena. I felt like a mutual.
Starting point is 01:11:22 I think I cried to her after the interview. You did? While you were blackout drunk. Wait, there's also a misconception that me and her are bad friends because you were throwing up and we were trying to leave her. No. That was kind of my perspective as well. Yeah, it was.
Starting point is 01:11:40 It was. It was. It looked crazy. To go see someone else after. I wasn't planning. to get that fucked up. He's irrelevant. Metro Booman?
Starting point is 01:11:47 Huh? Metro Boomer's not a relevant. No, no, no. The guy was going to see he was relevant. But like, I didn't know about what happened after I left. So that was not. Can I also say the elaboration as well? So like, it was said when we told that whole story about like the waiter and quote, he wasn't a waiter.
Starting point is 01:12:02 I thought he was a waiter. Like I told that story in a sense where I was just talking about how he's a waiter. No, he owns a bunch of friends. I'm so much. He was a sugar daddy. He was a sugar daddy. He owned a bunch of franchises. when, oh my God, I'm so fucked up.
Starting point is 01:12:15 Do you guys have that we're gonna have to worry about if we go into business? No, I did. They didn't. They've never had a sugar daddy. I have. I had a whole sugar daddy
Starting point is 01:12:24 in, well, in New York. I thought he was a waiter when I first met him. He was not a waiter. He owned a bunch of franchises. I'm so fucked up right now. I can't even talk correctly right now. I'm too.
Starting point is 01:12:35 Popped him in his hands as he tied. So that's what I got to say. It was not a waiter. He owned a bunch of businesses in fucking New York, in the whole world. He was a rich ass motherfucker He was not a waiter
Starting point is 01:12:46 He fucking owned shit And he was trying to human traffic me Okay Oh God What is that mean human traffic day? First of all Why would he fly me out With no one way
Starting point is 01:12:59 But fly my friends out Because he didn't want to meet them Okay he did kiss us out Because we brought zero dollars No but he didn't meet you ever No this is a point where I thought Like I don't know what I thought But I was like
Starting point is 01:13:12 I'm gonna go to New York with zero dollars was zero dollars. I've never been to New York. So when she was like, I have a sugar daddy going to fly you guys out. Adam, he didn't want to meet them. And that's why I thought I was like, why wouldn't you want to eat my friends right away? That's really weird. So you guys all went to New York together and then he didn't want to meet them? He didn't want to meet them. He disappeared to South Africa. He wanted to see me when he got back from whatever trip he was on, which was in South Africa. Which was an acid trip. Okay. Girl. No, she had flown out a night before. Spent time with him. We came out.
Starting point is 01:13:41 I didn't spend time with him. I didn't even fuck him or anything. Oh, but I'm saying that, like, we came the next day after you had already been there. Yeah, I'd already been in L.A. I never met that man. So you ate his ass. No. But I have eaten a white rapper's ass.
Starting point is 01:13:58 Can we, I don't know who. If it's not Jack Harlow, who else is there? It's someone who is in the top popping cradigory. Cratagory. White rappers, it's, okay, it's, there's like three of the. them, right? Jeezzy, Jack Harlow. I'm trying to think of white rappers who are popping right now.
Starting point is 01:14:16 It's not that many. Let's just say my tongue was deep in a white rip for sass in this category that is popping. It was deep in. It's pop it. It's definitely Jack Harlow. It was deep in the ass-home. What's that? I didn't say that.
Starting point is 01:14:36 Holy, I take it back. I said my tongue. Jack Harlow, we know. I said my. You was getting your doo-doo shoe cleaned out. It's all good. I don't think it's good. I'm sorry.
Starting point is 01:14:46 I take it out. I take a bad. I take a bad. Yeah, I'm not there to us. I didn't say who it was, but this hole right here knows where the fuck. She knows where the bodies are hidden. What?
Starting point is 01:14:57 Jack Harlow, I was just kidding. I know. We're all kidding. He's not shit. He's so cute. But what's popping? What's popping?
Starting point is 01:15:04 Can you imagine the gossip in the city post? Like, these girls said that Jack Harlow, let them eat his ass. Oh my gosh. I didn't even say I ate any of us. I don't know about ET's sexual. I'm not trying to get Sudatch here, so I'm just going to say.
Starting point is 01:15:18 Allegedly. We don't air rappers, I don't know a jumper anyway. But I feel like if Jack Harlow is not the kind of guy who would be embarrassed to have gotten his booty tongue down. I don't feel like he gives us. I don't know much about him. He's from Kentucky. We love Kentucky. What does that mean?
Starting point is 01:15:31 They kind of do that, right? I don't know. What happens in Kentucky? I don't know if people in Kentucky are more or less likely to want to get their asses eaten. Maybe they want to experience that little more because. Oh, possibly. What's popping? Oh, what's popping?
Starting point is 01:15:42 She's like, maybe. What's popping? Brand new ass just hopped in. Ooh. I'm about to get a round two. What else should we cover before we wrap this here? You're trying to wrap this up?
Starting point is 01:15:54 I mean, I just want to know. Like, what are the important things to cover? Oh, hell. No. He's trying to wrap this up. You're bored. I might have to take a piss. I'm going to leave.
Starting point is 01:16:02 I'm going to take this shot and then leave you guys alone for a few minutes. Oh, that's great. Laura, keep a close eye on him. I'm scared. Are you being dead ass? I'm going to leave. I'm going to go pee.
Starting point is 01:16:10 That's good for it. Are you done with this? No, I'm gonna let you guys podcast alone for like five minutes while I go urinate and then I'm gonna come back. But the first time I take this shot. If I take the shot, then I'll have more to pee out. Okay. Well, don't pee the shot out.
Starting point is 01:16:26 Shot o'clock. So, Laura. E.T. don't try to bust it for Laura. Let's talk about you, E.T. So how do you feel ever since you've been on national television? I feel, um, prevailed to the world.
Starting point is 01:16:42 E.T. talk about your haters and your lovers. My haters and my lovers. Well, love my haters. Love my lovers. Just kidding. I aired out my ex, but like him and I are good now. We're all good. Eared him out. It's the past. It is the past.
Starting point is 01:16:59 Wait, tell me about... Couple wet wipes kiss a bum trying to touch me. Ew. Wait, we should all take a shot together. Blackout girls. Come on. Shut. She needs to get drunk. I don't know how many. Do you realize how much I've been drinking this whole time? I don't care.
Starting point is 01:17:12 We don't care. We do not care. And you're watching this right now, take a show. I've been drinking non-stop. I am drunk already. I literally, I am drunk. We were drinking before we were three hit one.
Starting point is 01:17:24 I don't know what's happening right now. Wait, I know. So anyways. Whatever she's smoking is a car on. Sydney, tell us a crazy story. I like that. Please, of the industry. Like, since you've been started doing music videos and everything.
Starting point is 01:17:37 Yes. Yes. Sydney, come on. Tell us. What's popping? Like, what's a rapper or someone? Does anyone take your phone? That's been crazy.
Starting point is 01:17:43 Yeah, who's taking your fucking phone? No, thank God. Is this a rebel? Not anymore. Like, don't be wrong. They used to, but now I just, I'll leave before someone takes my phone. Okay, okay. You got it in the same way.
Starting point is 01:17:56 Wait, who takes your phone? Except for, if you're drunk, you'll be like, here. Who is not? If you're drunk, but if I'm drunk or sober, I'm, mm-mm. But I know whenever we go out with you, it's fine, because you're going to be like, no. They cannot pick that phones away. Because if they try to take your phones, I'll literally be like, sorry, we'll leave. But that's also what he was like, do you like, when he was telling her he was like,
Starting point is 01:18:19 how is it like hanging around two girls that like got Vibios? You have two bad bitches around you all the time. Period. But you guys are bad bitches without surgery. But I'm just saying. Like being able to be like, look, I got these bad bitches. Like, look at the, that's what it is. That's what it is.
Starting point is 01:18:34 Yeah. No, I feel like. I have some in his cup of him here for you. I. I need not going to get my bobs done so oh okay you already know let me see after you're okay I'm picking you up I'm picking you all me family fans period oh what was I saying shit I'm gonna talk about some motherfuckers I have all right E T talk your shit talk yo shit shot a clock E T and shot a clock oh Laura okay where's your shot at where is that
Starting point is 01:19:04 with your little gray penis yeah why does E.T have a Pren penis. Allegedly? Not allegedly? That's not green. Thank you. I hate it. That is not green.
Starting point is 01:19:15 B. Hall likes to say that like, you know, it never happened. I'm a fucking TikToker. No, bitch. You know that shit happens. Like, what are you fucking saying? Allegedly, not allegedly. Yo, dick may have been inside of me. You may have cheated on.
Starting point is 01:19:38 Yo, girl. I'm at his one. Cheers. Eden, what is new? Um, what's a new? I don't know. 2020's been a weird year. I've been chilling, really, because I'm done with music videos.
Starting point is 01:19:51 I feel like, 2020, like, slowed us down with our music videos in every day. But I'm so done with them anyways. Like, it made me much. It took, like, probably like two to four week break. Yo, I don't like the swab up my nose, so it took a long break for me. Huh? Yeah. I did all of those.
Starting point is 01:20:07 No, I did the swabs. No, I did the, How deep did it go? This is the empty as fuck. It went all the way back to my nose. The front one, I did the finger prick twice. How did that feel? Great.
Starting point is 01:20:19 You're a fucking criminal. That's great. I'm totally kidding. I'm just a little lit. It's fine. We might make a rap group though called the girls. We already have a song written. Going out with the girls.
Starting point is 01:20:31 We're going out with the girls. Whichever. Period. Bitch, get on my fucking seat. Get on her leg. Get in my lap. Get in my belly. Ooh,
Starting point is 01:20:41 let's go. I got a pee too, so I'll be right back. Okay. Now, everybody can just switch. I mean, stole it from me. E.T.
Starting point is 01:20:48 smashes her phone. You better hurry up E. E.T. You better hurry up. You already fucking went. Yo, these podcasts have so much energy. They're so lit up.
Starting point is 01:20:56 I was so excited for today. I haven't seen Adam in so long. We got to do this more often. I'm so. You're a manager now. We're doing this. You're a minute. You agree that.
Starting point is 01:21:05 Yasi is prettier than stoss. Right. I agree. Because I saw her little argument with O.T. You like that? Oh, I saw that too. I loved it.
Starting point is 01:21:15 I was like, you know, almost more iconic than a E.T. The threat? I was like, oh my fucking gosh. Listen, I know you guys like to drink. You don't like to drink as much as Yassie. Yesy, get the fuck over here. Is that a threat? She is the true blackout girl.
Starting point is 01:21:30 Ooh, I gotta see this for myself. Can't take a shot. Now you're managing five, bitch. I haven't seen it. Oh my God. Imagine the contracts we would have to get that like, oh, the girl who does social media for you, you're now managing her only fans. Okay, we need 80,000 pages of documentation. Anyway.
Starting point is 01:21:48 Also, she's an illegal immigrant. Why are you saying that on the air, Adam? I'm just kidding. She is not an illegal image. She was born out of my mom's. Yo, but that's her merch. Her hat she's wearing that says Lil' leagues. That's her merch that she made to diss OT in his hood.
Starting point is 01:22:03 She's a shooter. Yeah, we need your merch, by the way. Oh, we'll let's shoot. all kinds of shit. Yeah, I'm excited then. Because we never got any. I was like, yeah. What did you guys talk about while we were away?
Starting point is 01:22:12 Everything. I was away. Don't believe me. We talked about you just a little bit, though. What? Like we went a little crazy talking about you. Then I'm a great dad. That, yeah, and a little bit else.
Starting point is 01:22:20 You're a daddy. Daddy. Dude, Parker is the biggest. Lenn is a mommy. Yes. Yeah. Are you guys confident in ET's mental health? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:22:32 I love it. I think she's in the best. It's all over the place, but I think what she's at now is like she's, she's good right now. She's not her personality. People think like that she's not there in her mental health
Starting point is 01:22:42 but it's literally her personality. Like that's who she is. She's just never there. Mental health is a personality. No, I'm just saying like she's fully just like out there like amazing like that's just who she is. It's nothing to do with her mental health. I feel like the guy she was with is trying to like make her not sing,
Starting point is 01:22:56 make her not be crazy. Make her not be like herself. Let's stop him with the air time. Yeah, honestly. He's over. I wonder if I know this dead guy. No, you don't. No, no, he's literally a fucking irrelevant.
Starting point is 01:23:08 Like, dead-ass in a relative. Dead and irrelevant. Period. Bye. Yeah. Her sugar daddy would have been funny here to ruin. Yasus' baby daddy got killed right before she moved out here. Damn.
Starting point is 01:23:20 I'm shaking my head. He was a fentanyl dealer. Love him. R. IP. No, our drug dealer had died last year. And it caused us to not really talk to ET. Because remember we were sober when we were on last time. Yeah, he had a drill rapper.
Starting point is 01:23:32 We told you, no more Xanax. After the interview, we relapse. Oh, Zanz are a motherfucker. They're a motherfucker. And so our dealer had died. Especially if you drinking. We had seen that like our dealer had died and that we were on fet and all
Starting point is 01:23:44 from the whole time. For like years. And so like, not years. It was probably like months. It was like since we had relapsed after the show. It was like last January till he died. And then he died and then he died on the same day as pop smoke. And then E.T. thought we fucking killed pop smoke.
Starting point is 01:24:00 Because I was trying to hang. I was like gonna hang out with him that day. But I got like this weird vibe. And it was just like, Not right? Never ever. I would never. You are not with the hoot.
Starting point is 01:24:09 He was so nice. He was so, can't run with that. R-P to him too, by the way. RIPP, pop a smoke, like for real, for real. But E.T. didn't talk to us for fucking months after that. Because she was so convinced. She was so convinced. No, she's fine.
Starting point is 01:24:22 It was her birthday too, so I was like. Dear God. Yeah. It's lit. It's a situation. It's a lituation. It's a lituation. It's a lituation.
Starting point is 01:24:29 It's a lituation. I really did miss you. Is there anything that you guys want to talk about that you couldn't talk about? There she is. E.T. just walks into a wall real quick. She's out here. But look at her vogan for Laura. She loves Laura.
Starting point is 01:24:44 It's a situation. No, is there any questions you? She doesn't like people. So if she likes you, it's a thing. It's a thing. She did. AT talk about who you don't like our friends. I try to fucking fight this bitch.
Starting point is 01:24:57 You don't like any of her friends. I thought every one of Hayne and Michelle's friends are fucking annoying as shit. Yep. First of all, there's this one girl. I'm not going to announce her name, but she tries to get so much clout. It's like, honey, fuck off.
Starting point is 01:25:12 Sydney's the only friend I like of Hayd and Michelle. I don't fuck with any of these hodes. Any of these dumb hos try to fuck with Hay Michelle. Fuck you. Now that I've had a few drinks, E.T. is reminding me how much fun drunk girls are. I totally forgot. I totally forgot how charming a wasted girl can be.
Starting point is 01:25:31 No, no, no, no, no, dude, do, do, do. We're not just any wasted girl. I did, do, do, do, do, do, do. I would never this table. I just try to give you a laptop. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Parker's dad is not going to be getting any lap dances. No, no, no, no.
Starting point is 01:25:44 Adam, would let her care if they give you, like, a little syndrome? Lena probably would rather you wait. Can let her pull up again. I wish she could, but, dude, her time is so, her schedule is, like, rigid as fuck because we got to be. I want to take another shot. Let's fucking get fucked up. Adam take a shot.
Starting point is 01:26:00 Bro, I have another one right here. Take care right now. Yo, Lena, goat mom. Goat mom. Is she? How so elaborate. She just is like. She seems, I watch your vlogs.
Starting point is 01:26:11 There's no way to explain when you're like a good album. She's the best mom ever and then like I'll try to be like, yo, I gotta show you this movie and then I like look over and she's like Googling like mom shit. No, but I looked on Lena's Twitter because I was trying to do my research before this and I was like, damn her tits are still popping. Who's her doctor? That's what I'm saying, right? But that's the weird decision for her is like, do you get your shit tuned up right after you have the baby? Do you wait to have another baby and then you get your shit tuned up? She looks amazing.
Starting point is 01:26:42 She does. You look amazing, Lena. That's why I'm going to get mine done. That's why it's weird when I come home and I'd just be like, you know, looking at her just like, oh, my God, let me get in that. And then she's like fully like, oh, I've been breastfeeding for eight hours. I don't want to fuck, you know. As soon as you'll manage us. Are you managing my only fans?
Starting point is 01:26:59 I already sent her, I sent her a text being like, yo, I think we should do this. Yeah. Wait, please. How old is your, how old is you get? My baby? Yes. Five months.
Starting point is 01:27:09 That's a sign. Five months, five years. It's perfect. I remember. 55th street. I don't know. Oh, 50. Fifth.
Starting point is 01:27:17 If you guys are ready to get in the only fans game, then I think they wish to get in a ball. I'm so ready. You guys are like a little bit less edgy Selena Powell. What do you mean? We're just not going to expose anybody. Apoll just like aired out so many rappers. But, big, if you want to fight.
Starting point is 01:27:33 That's why we don't air anyone out. Let's bring it. I'm on my Austin McBrugh! Sorry, I'm sorry. I'm like Austin McBrugh. Hayden. Let's fight, I'm on my Austin McGrum.
Starting point is 01:27:45 You smashed him? No. Talk about it. I didn't. Sorry, Catherine. Why not? Sorry Catherine. But I didn't.
Starting point is 01:27:56 Oh my God. You're like a little mini Catherine. I'd say. So see it. Shout out, Catherine. Wow, that's hilarious. We're not the same doctor because.
Starting point is 01:28:05 Dude, we got to do a, if we're going to manage you, we have to do a fake only fans parody. Let's do it. Because, yo, like in the real porn world, they would do like, okay, Simpsons parody porn. Is it like the Easter one? Can we do the Easter one next Easter? Oh, easy. We really got away until Easter. We could just bring the bunny suit back out.
Starting point is 01:28:24 I don't want the bunny suit. But then, yo, we could do fake Ace family porn with. and oh my god that's so... I'm down to be the babies. I'll be the baby right now, Ace family. Go ahead. Call her L. I wish I could tell you guys what she is showing me right now.
Starting point is 01:28:44 I feel like it's not... But wait, but wait. I'll say it. Sydney, what are you showing him? Adam, just fucking expose the bitch. Yo. What do you have to say, Adam? I love your insight.
Starting point is 01:28:57 Yo. I feel like Bryce tall already knows. about that type of stuff. Bryce Hall. Already knows the in-holes of my pussy. Watching a movie. Allegedly. I wasn't there. Allegedly.
Starting point is 01:29:10 Yo, Bryce Hall, bro. No, Austin, you're going to get serious by your family, bro. It's not. Bryce Hall knows the halls of my pussy, allegedly. Alleged leave. He saved me.
Starting point is 01:29:24 I love this podcast. You're like the Lennon of the group now. You're like the prude one. This is crazy. Oh, my God. I'll bust it if it pays the rent. No, I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding.
Starting point is 01:29:36 Bro, what the floor? My whole life has changed. Do you get more drunk for us? We want to get turned. I'll do one more shot before we end the pod. It's almost. End it? Let's not end the pot.
Starting point is 01:29:45 Let's go all the time. How much only do you guys want to go? Can we go live? We go live? We have. It's like a bag. You know we carry the last I already. Did you see my fight with that man that I allegedly hit with my Yuri's
Starting point is 01:29:59 scooter? Huh? What? I allegedly hit this man's car with Yuri's scooter. Yo, y'all didn't drive, right? Wait, why didn't look? Trying to like your bathroom. Your bathroom is beautiful. Get a Uber. Wait, Adam, why didn't let him? Can you drive me?
Starting point is 01:30:13 No, I cannot drive you home. I'm just kidding. I probably shouldn't drive myself home. It was this. Give me an Uber. Show Adam. I already showed him. She just showed me over. Adam. How do you know the tea before I do?
Starting point is 01:30:25 I just showed him. You think Catherine's going to leave his ass if Bryce knocks him out? I don't know what. Me and Catherine can haul out and something. This is my prediction. This isn't their opinion, but I think Catherine is stuck in a very dark hole, like a black hole that's like sucking her in.
Starting point is 01:30:42 She doesn't even know what to fucking do with it. I know you guys don't agree with this. Her birthday is the day before mine, so I feel you. What does that have to do with my prediction? I don't want anything to do with their prediction. I think the girl sucked in a black hole that's sucking her in. Oh my God. This is why there's makeup on this.
Starting point is 01:30:59 We're sucking her. What are we talking about? Your mom, your mom on balls on a dirty fucking dick. Adam, is there any more question? Good. I'm just so taking the back, Rob. Adam, the fact that you're wanting to end this fucking stream is making me want to like... We're not even live.
Starting point is 01:31:17 You're gonna have to wait like a week before you find out. I'm so pissed. I was like he post them. I was like, I think this is a real thing. And you're also like, oh, it's not gonna like, this is gonna be done soon. It was just a little of it. little bit like I appreciate that you guys think that you should be on stream for like three hours but I feel like an hour and a half is pretty good
Starting point is 01:31:36 nope they watched a good two hours it was like a movie yo ET has a certain charm about it she goes noop she just got some good catchphrases right maybe I'm narcissistic and I like to be on the camera for a minute a few minutes yeah you know it's so good as I'm so not dropping this interview until we sign our only fans contract Fine. Let's sign it today. Adam, I mean dead ass.
Starting point is 01:32:01 I want you in my manager. I'm serious. Because if I haven't started yet, I would take paper to the pen for 30%. I think Adam's going to take me in Rochelle before he takes anyone. You got to love a girl that's going to call you at a number higher than you were thinking about asking. Maybe 10%. Adam,
Starting point is 01:32:14 you've got to take me in Rochlefuss. Maybe 10%. I'm going to say they're a different because they've actually got it started. I'm saying that because I haven't started it yet at all. Listen. I just got nonstop messages about asking what my only fans is. I feel like why not because you're basically naked on Instagram. That's what I'm saying.
Starting point is 01:32:30 So I'm like if I told you like 30% that gives you initiative to be like 30% to make my only fans till you manage me. I honestly I if Lena sees my vision, then we're lit. Because I honestly I see it. Like I see it. Oh, I will say. I'm ready to be a motherfucking porn. The best thing about like doing all of us together is that we're so close.
Starting point is 01:32:53 So if you're like, all right, all of us are going to do one together. Okay. You know what's? the best part is Lena just liked, she, she hearted my message. We need to call her. Call her. Listen, Lenna responded. Listen, she's such a boss, bitch.
Starting point is 01:33:06 You know what she says? She goes, she's a bad bitch. I'm down. We'd have to get a team to run their only fans. I wish she was here today. Why didn't you fight your fucking white bitch? I didn't fuck with her in the first interview. I was like, dude, I was blacked the fuck out.
Starting point is 01:33:18 I was fucked up in the bathroom. Adam, you just, you want me to, you want me to FaceTime Lena right now? Let's FaceTime, let us black. I was blocked out when I saw him. I love Lena. So we have that. Adam, I must say, I'm sad this isn't life. Lena!
Starting point is 01:33:32 Lena! Miss you. I swear. We wish you were here today. We really have been asking for you. I'm in baby mom mode right now. Girl, I get the mom. We want a babysit.
Starting point is 01:33:47 They want a babysit really bad, babe. We do. Let me babysit. Lena, I'm a mom. Lena, I know. They got one homie who's a mom and she's pretty cool too and she, you know. I'm very cool.
Starting point is 01:33:59 Lena's waist is snashed after the baby. This girl looks, I don't understand how the fuck she had a baby, bro. That's fucked up. That's not fair to all the other girl. Let me see. Let me see. Let's put it up for the thick bitches. Just hold it to the mic.
Starting point is 01:34:11 Oh, baby. We didn't get to do what we had to do. Hello. Hi. We wish you were here today. I'm sorry I couldn't be there guys. I'm just in the nice feet. Oh my gosh.
Starting point is 01:34:23 I was trying to prove that I could be independent. Should I pull a black china? Lena. White China Should I walk the fuck out? Yeah, we're still here But we miss you Leonard, they made me take shots
Starting point is 01:34:36 I wish you were having fun Made you We weren't there for the baby shower Yeah, you never invited us To the baby shower Oh my God It was a virtual baby shower Because of COVID
Starting point is 01:34:46 I know And we hope we're there for the wedding Five months ago The baby shower was probably 10 months ago Yeah Well we'll hop you plan it We'll do your Bachelorette part I want to be a bridesmaid for sure.
Starting point is 01:34:59 I want to be a bridesma. Isn't she? Tell her. Tell her. I love you, let me see. Yo, because I, what are you saying? Are you doing? Hayden, when is five months ago?
Starting point is 01:35:08 I had a few shots. December or November? Listen, Lena, I think that these girls are the perfect, like, ho prep team, like, to bring the hoe out of you when you're done being a mom, you know? Lena, I will eat your ass. Oh, my God. Dear, dear Lord. I will eat your ass, too.
Starting point is 01:35:24 Lena, girl, we, I'm so sorry if I was. like, what's the word when you're condescending? You condescending a bad moment. We're blasphousating. That's not my vibe. I'm not condescending or conservative. We're trying to eat your asshole. I want that mama booty.
Starting point is 01:35:41 What you say? I want that milk booty. I'm going to take an Uber. I'm only in my car since I, you might have to pick him up. I'll drive your car. I might make Laura drive me home. Yes, Laura. We love Laura.
Starting point is 01:35:53 Laura rides a tricycle around town. I know she looks good because I see her too. years ago. Lena? Two years ago. I told you, I had her on Snapchat like two years ago. Yes, Lena is a babe. That's what I'm saying.
Starting point is 01:36:04 I come home. Lena's the goat. I come home and I want a pipe but she's been breastfeeding for eight hours. I had no clue who she was and like, before like anyone that I liked girls, I had her on my stuff and I was the only girl. She is, thank you. She won over Kim K. She won over Kim K.
Starting point is 01:36:21 That's the only. I salute Lena and I fuck with Lena and I've always wanted to fuck with Lena. Same. The fuck out, but I fuck with you. I mean, like, my bows are a little fucking, like. No. This might be one of the best podcasts ever. My titty's just fell out.
Starting point is 01:36:38 You know, let's like get in a shot, but I'll help you get there. But Lena, we're going to make you some money. We're going to make you some money. We love you. Why do you start talking like Yosemite Sam when you're all round up? I don't know. Yo, I start talking like pop smoke sometimes. I'll be awake.
Starting point is 01:36:52 I'll be awake. Your voice changes. Huh? Wait. And you won't stop. No, I'm really gonna take it over here. You'll literally just change your voice. Love you.
Starting point is 01:37:02 And it won't stop. Adam Leonard, are we partying? That's why I'm over with time. Yo, you gotta understand the baby thing is like a whole thing. She can't just like party. She can't just pop up. We could plan a like content session like a week from now. I'm trying to get tested and everything.
Starting point is 01:37:20 Oh, that would be good. Yeah, she would appreciate that. I don't want to. I'm clean, but like I just want to prove it. like she knows them, but if her knowing that I'm a mom of five years, she might be like, okay. You guys can be mom but actually know, but I'm saying like
Starting point is 01:37:33 if you're like babysitting, all of them being there would you trust us with your baby, babysitting her? No, for sure, but I'm saying like, Lena like on a whole other level, if you're like oh, we want to babysit, but then if you're like Sydney is actually a mama five year she's coming, she might be like, okay, that's different.
Starting point is 01:37:49 Because she actually has a kid. Hayden would be trying to take shots with the baby and that's just not, you know. I would never make the baby to shot. So we can have a little base of makeup. No, we can babysit. We can chill. Look at E.T.
Starting point is 01:38:04 Oh, no, Adam. We'll babysit and I'll be in there. I'll be like the mom of the group and they'll be the fun one. I like this idea. Yo, should we all do the Instagram follow right now? Because I don't think I follow any of you.
Starting point is 01:38:15 You don't follow you, Adam. Yeah, you don't follow. Me and Hayden. I was like, Adam, I see you. Let's do it. You cannot give me a lap dance. I know. I know.
Starting point is 01:38:24 Lenn of the plug. would be very upset. Respect the relationship. Period. I know you're in the zone, but you're going to have to take it out on Josh or Yuri. Where's Yuri at?
Starting point is 01:38:38 Yeah, ET is thriving. Oh, you know you love ETA. What is that, Adam? Yo, I made my phone bastard. I made my phone. Go to Hayden's follow it. I got him, I got him. I followed.
Starting point is 01:38:50 No, no, no, go followers. Okay. Just tell Lennon. I don't know. I honestly, how much do you charge for your first dick sucking the only fans? Look at that. We're friends.
Starting point is 01:39:02 Holy shit. E. T. You're going to do the follow-out. Me too. He was like I would have never thought that. E.T. is never going to be able to spell her own Instagram name.
Starting point is 01:39:09 This is like a literal milestone. It is. E. T said she would never hang out with you. E. T didn't even have an Instagram when she came on last time. Do you remember that? Look at all these people that we know in common.
Starting point is 01:39:22 Yeah. He's like, fuck you, bitch. I'm flogging. Rochelle, Sean. Sean. How do you know Sean? You ate Sean's ass?
Starting point is 01:39:29 How do you know Rico's strong? He's a porn star. You're doing porn? You fucking porn strip stars? Cindy knows everywhere. Crip porn stars? I don't follow him. You don't?
Starting point is 01:39:39 No, I don't know. She knows everyone. This is who follows me. Anybody who does porn and bang's crypt is my homie. Who? Who was it? Rico? Rico strong.
Starting point is 01:39:50 Yeah, I don't know. They follow me. I don't follow them. He bangs crib. You know they found you? The only. The only people. The only people I follow is Desto, Sean and Drew.
Starting point is 01:39:58 All right, I'm just trying to get you guys to follow on me so that we can follow each other, etc. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, we can form this bond. Adam, you're turning my sugar daddy. Oh, you're already following Einty. The club sugar daddy. You're following me? Rochelle, am I just going to type Rochelle?
Starting point is 01:40:13 No, you follow. Hayden already did it. Yeah. I already follow you, Rachel Vega? Hayden did it, yeah. I got you. Hayden put it in. Oh, shit, okay, here we are.
Starting point is 01:40:20 We're lit. Instagram's looking pretty good. Little House phone liking all your pics. He's still trying to get some pussy. I like it. I love him. He's great. He's great.
Starting point is 01:40:26 Love that for you. Has house phone ever eaten your vagina? No, we've never done anything sexual with house phone, but I love him. I know Drew. I know Drew filmed it. We interviewed him a couple weeks ago, yeah. Oh, okay. Do you, are you trying to eat house phones ass in the new year?
Starting point is 01:40:39 No, I'm not. What if he cleans it? If he cleans it. Just a little bit. He doesn't have any blueberry jam on it. All right, we're going to end this pod. E.T. He's not here to end it, though.
Starting point is 01:40:50 E.T. We love you for what you are, which is a drunk-ass bitch. I thought you hated me. That's not true. Bro, we gotta wrap this. No job, bear. Coolest podcast in the world. Shout out to the blackout girls.
Starting point is 01:41:00 Shout out E.T. Shout out Adam 22. The No, girl. Line of the plug. And Parker, the baby. Yeah, well, Parker Ann is an honorary blackout girl. It's lit. Parker Ann is our God baby.
Starting point is 01:41:12 Just so she could have friends. Let's fucking go. Y'all got to have a kid for sure. No jump bird. Coolest podcast or world. Check us on YouTube SoundCloud, iTunes. Shout to Laura. Shout out Josh.
Starting point is 01:41:23 Shout out Jashy. prettier than stars. Let's fucking go. Drop a comment. Bang, bang, bang. Yeah.

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