No Jumper - The Blackout Girls Return To The Pod and It Gets Ridiculous (REUPLOAD)
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No Jumper, coolest podcast in the world.
And today I am rejoined by the infamous blackout girls.
How are you?
We're good.
How are you?
I'm great.
It's probably been, what, like two years since we did that last interview?
Two years.
And for the record, at that time, we just randomly met you guys on the street that day.
Or did we know each other a little bit before that?
I invited us to do the when you review music thing.
Okay.
And then it just ended up going crazy.
Yeah.
And then I remember we did this one podcast.
I think it was titled
Three Random Girls
We met on the street
Pulled up
We were getting drunk
A shit show
Somebody here
A fucking shit show
This is welcome to the shit show
Our shot glasses
Somebody here
Oh my god
It's 3 PM guys
If I ring your microphone
I'll buy you know it
I'm so sorry
I made an only fan
So I have money now
Oh yeah
Well we definitely got to talk about that
But yeah
My recollection of it
Was that we were all getting drunk
And Lena pulled up
in the middle of it and kind of had to like hall monitor the situation because we were all too
late and somebody may or may not have been vomiting by the end of that podcast.
It will happen today, I promise.
It's in your bagel.
Last time I think we were already a bottle in.
A bottle in before we started, Jesus Christ.
You know, no, no.
We have like two more.
Somebody has the whole package of it.
I already took a big ass shot.
No, I don't.
What are you looking for?
What are you looking for?
Welcome to the shit show.
Jesus Christ.
Oh, here we go.
I told you.
This podcast now sponsored by Red Bull.
And Cosamigos.
Okay, so yeah, I don't know.
That was a good time.
How was life changed since then?
It's, it's, we got better music videos since then.
I've noticed, yeah.
It's popping off.
They were in Young Thugs video.
Who else?
It's kind of weird.
It's like a O'Gizi after he dissed us.
After he dissed that.
What O'Gizi say?
We did.
He didn't say anything.
I don't think he meant to dissing.
I think he just had a baby.
It was on your life.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
That day.
His baby mama is like a, like a pit bull.
I respect that.
She will fucking eat a girl a lot for looking at him.
I respect that.
You're blocked.
I'm blocked.
I'm locked too.
Case and point.
I respect that.
I respect the baby mama.
Yeah, the baby mama with him is a very important force.
He doesn't need security.
You got her.
Okay.
So, yeah, that's tight that you guys.
I've noticed that.
I just keep watching random ass music videos.
And all of a sudden,
the black girl girls are there, front and center, just in there.
The Young Thug video definitely stood out to me.
We watched that a lot of times just to like.
I love that one.
I love that video.
What was that like?
That was fun.
It was really fun.
It was like, we weren't going to go.
And then our friend was like, just come.
We're doing a video.
And then we show up and it's thugs.
And we were like, okay.
And then it was like two days of filming.
Did this girl like hate you guys by the end of it?
She's so cool.
We partied with her for her birthday.
Are they still together?
I have no idea, but I don't think so.
I don't either.
Honestly.
I don't know.
I'm not.
Yeah, I don't want to any false news.
How was the vibe?
Would you guys become slats that day?
Yeah, we're slats.
We've been sluts.
You've been sluts, but did you become slats?
Wait, what does that mean?
Slats, that's like young thug.
Oh, yeah.
Gang thing, slats, slime, all that shit.
Slut to slat, yeah.
Yeah, he's really nice.
He was cool.
Yeah, he's nice.
He's nice.
You guys get a chance to talk to him at all?
Of course, yeah.
Okay.
Yeah, we still hung out with him.
We did like three videos for Thug.
Really?
Yeah.
You should tell about the time you got pushed in the
Oh, yeah, we went to his birthday party in Palm Springs.
And we didn't know they were shooting a video.
I was fucked up.
I was on drugs.
I was on alcohol, whatever.
Like, you know, it was like a little key video.
And I get pushed in the pool to know where someone picks me up and throws me.
No, it was me first.
It was you first, but then it was me.
And I had my whole bag on me and all my tampons and everything.
We're like flying out there's like a music video and you could see all my tampons floating in the pool.
Yeah, they included in the music video.
Yeah, it was pretty crazy.
Your tampons were floating in the pool.
They were floating in the pool.
What?
What is it?
What is it called?
It's Lil Kied.
I don't know what the song.
Who's the motherfucker that fucked you over that?
I don't fuck with him.
Who is his name?
I'm not.
I'm not.
Oh, well, I don't fuck with him.
This motherfucker that filmed it.
Who?
Who?
What was the film?
Oh, not filmed.
Oh, he's not bad.
Okay, well, there's somebody I don't fuck with that.
Oh, from a music video?
Oh, yeah, yeah.
I think it was Blotty and Hajie.
Blotty.
Suck my dick.
You guys are on the scene in a way that I so am not.
You guys know everybody.
This is crazy.
I thought you were on this scene.
No way.
I got a kid.
I'm fucking posted up in this random ass warehouse doing interviews all day every day.
Adam, you're still on the scene.
I was more like that when I was on the strip.
When I was on Melrose,
I was meeting different people every day and stuff.
Now I'm in this fucking cavern.
I only meet people that come to do interviews.
I like these vibes though.
It's more like,
wait, why did you move from Melrose to here?
The Melrose store was just, the vibe was kind of done.
It was just sort of like a dead scene.
The IRLs were really fun.
The Iros were fun.
Were we the last like lit?
I think so. I'm gonna give that to us.
I mean, I think you guys were probably the last one of the era of like just doing a drunken crazy podcast with random girls, which is like, that was a thing that we kind of did a lot for a while.
I feel like I've seen you guys over the past couple years though, and occasionally I'll see you guys and you'll be with a dude and I'll see the dude sort of looking at me like, oh, just some dude. I don't know, but I definitely seen you before and you were with a guy and I felt like the guy was looking at me like,
you disrespected my girl on your podcast.
Was it really loud?
Yes.
Okay, yeah, no, that guy was not.
That was not affiliated.
I don't know.
I just remember that the guy was...
What's his body saying?
I don't know, but I just remember a dude looking at me sort of,
and I'm thinking like, oh, man, he don't like the fact that his girl was drunk as hell in my podcast.
I didn't even know him.
I met him there.
I never anyone's girl.
I misinterpreted the vibes, though.
I saw you and I was like, why is he so hesitant?
I was like...
I just felt like the dude was looking at me crazy.
I'm like, I don't want this guy to give me a wedgy or nothing.
A wedgie?
Oh my god, I've been given many wedges in my life.
Have you?
That's kind of a thing?
No, I mean, like, as a kid, being bullied.
Okay.
I thought you got a wedge fetish.
Yeah.
Okay.
So I felt like...
Wait, are you taking a shot?
Where's your shot glass?
We're doing another one?
Oh, I've done like six.
You killed yours.
You can't just like...
I know you're a dad now.
I respect it.
I respect your, was it your wife?
Not at this time.
Not yet.
She will be.
She will be. We better be invited to the wedding.
Yeah, if we're not invites to the wedding.
the wedding of blackout girls guess.
I'm gonna get a bomb-ass gift for you guys.
Or maybe you guys could just babysit for us.
Oh my God.
Can we make that a vlog?
I know that he's such a good vlog.
Wait, I'm good with babies.
I love babies.
I come back, Parker's got a fucking lampshade on her head.
She's dancing around the kitchen.
I don't know.
She has chains on.
We'll teach her to work.
She got a neck tat.
I made a TikTok for my little sister.
You did.
And then it was us drawing her eyebrows on.
And then it got like five million views.
gonna go taken down.
Yeah,
because of child abuse.
All I did is draw eyebrows on.
Like, come on TikTok.
They are.
It's crazy, isn't it?
They're so sensitive.
But I love TikTok though.
We made one recently.
We had to delete a post of Lil Pump
talking because he was holding a blunt.
It wasn't even lit.
We had to re-we have a sensor a blunt.
Even if you have like a jewel,
you can't have that shit on TikTok.
It's like they're trying to create a world
where none of this real shit happens.
But these kids go along with it.
Like this new Gen Z fucking loves this like
censored shit.
I know.
It's whack.
Maybe like the kids won't want to sell crack
and join gangs because they know that they can't sell crack
or join gangs on TikTok and they like,
everything's about TikTok so it's like, nah, fuck the gang.
We can't put that on TikTok, bro.
I remember even the rappers or singers that we met recently
from like Jen's here playing.
You know they're wack as that.
Like who?
I heard how did the young ones?
Who's your favorite male TikTok stars?
We just had Bryce Hall on here.
I may allegedly,
have been involved, allegedly not.
I don't know.
You're the one who broke up him in Addison?
I don't think that, but let's just say
he was fooling around while he was with Addison
allegedly.
Well, okay.
No, allegedly, yeah.
It was a legend in the news.
Well, we did the podcast yesterday
and he said he didn't cheat on her, but.
They're broken up now, so who cares, right?
I mean, yeah.
We brought dick popsicles.
So you guys, where do you get these dick pops?
You guys make these?
Spencer's.
Spencers.
Gotta hit Spencer
I have to go through there.
I was a little fucking
crap up in here.
Wait so none of you guys
have fuck Bryce Hall?
No, I have.
Allegedly I have.
Allegedly I have it.
That's hot.
Do you ever fuck
Austin McBroom?
Speaking of the fight.
I feel like he would like you.
They need to do a female version
of these boxing fights.
Oh, I love that idea.
Let's challenge Selena.
But don't tie your hair up.
Can we challenge Selena?
You can't. You have boxing gloves on.
You got a problem with Selena?
She has a problem with me.
Really? Why?
She hit us up when we were with Solja that one time.
She thought that I said on our interview that I fucked academics.
I was like, bitch, rewatch that shit.
I did not say that.
You didn't fuck academics.
No, I never even met him.
She's like, bitch, I know you fuck my man.
We're like, what the fuck ho?
We don't even know you.
I was like, girl, I never even met him and I don't know you.
So I was like, Solja, get on the story and tell this bitch.
Can academics get it?
Uh-uh.
Oh.
What fuck, man.
My dick is broken.
That's what she said.
Well, that's what I said.
Me after doing a lot of Coke.
Take your shot.
Oh, okay, okay, okay.
Do you want a chaser?
I have a chaser.
I do.
But whatever.
Cheers, everyone.
Cheers to 2021.
Cheers ladies.
2021, blackout girls.
Wait, but it's not the same
because you don't have the shot glass.
We can get Jason.
We can bring it back in.
We can't just roast.
He can bring it back in for the next shot.
You guys are fucking me up with this.
Casamigos, motherfucker.
What have you been up to the past?
Yeah, what have you been up to Adam?
Well, I'm a dad.
now. Oh true. I don't know if you guys know this, but there was a global pandemic for the last year.
Really? I know that. Yes. I had no idea. I feel like you guys didn't stay in. I did. I did. I was terrified.
Really? I actually got it. She did. You got it. I got coronavirus. And you survived. I lived.
And I didn't get it. I didn't get it. I was smoking out of the ball with her. I was like
doing drugs. So same bottle. Same puff. My theory is because she has O positive blood and she does it. And there's
like this thing that if you have O positive, you don't.
get COVID. Interesting. Do you have you heard of that? I don't know. I don't know.
Have you got it? No, I did not. Are you vaccine? I vaccinated. Yeah. Really? You got all two? Yep.
I'm terrified. How do you feel? Amazing. I didn't get sick. I'm like the only person I know
didn't get sick. Did you see the people that got like the faces like droop half drooped? I think that's
Batman. Two face, one of the villains. I saw people that got the vaccination and their face was like
drooping. I was scared. I was like I cannot look like this. I already have that. I'd rather have coronavirus.
I thought it was Zenix.
Coronavirus.
Corona virus
I heard
I said like that in a while.
That's when you knew it was real
was when Cardi B said it like that.
It was like right about the time
that you knew it was real.
She said it very passionately.
No, I knew that she was real
when Coachella was canceled.
Oh, yeah.
No, South by Southwest.
I told Richel I was like
South by Southwest is canceled
next is Coachella.
We had some shit booked for South by
and then all of a sudden it was like,
nope, it's over.
Are you going to Rolling Loud in next month?
Isn't it in Portugal or some shit?
In Miami.
I thought it was in Miami.
In a month?
Fuck, I don't know if I can go.
You have to go.
You have to go.
You're the fucking.
The SoundCloud guy?
No, you're just like, I think you're more than.
Why wouldn't you go?
No, not really.
I would love to send someone so I don't have to go.
You have to go.
What the fuck?
It's the first event.
Send us.
We'll interview.
Yeah, yeah.
Hi, we work for no jump right now.
What you guys are talking about is the sole reason why I feel anxiety about the pandemic ending
is the feeling that there are all these events.
And I have.
to go. It's not like, oh, you can go if you want.
No, it's like you're out of 22.
You got to go to every fucking rolling loud.
I don't care if there's eight next year.
You got to go to all of them and you got to be out there like, you know, just talking to people.
Because I'm old and I don't want to socialize.
I'm going to stay my house.
I'm excited to go out.
I want to play with the baby.
Aw, I feel that.
We're going to babysit her.
Oh, yeah.
We'll babysit her while you go up.
But you guys are going to roll out.
Oh, yeah.
You guys are trying to get signed.
Sign to what?
Yeah, sign to what?
We're trying to get signed to fucking...
We're trying to get signed by a little baby or something.
Okay, well, our ultimate plan is
to have me and Hayden made to only fans.
Yeah, how was that going?
No, we're releasing that.
Oh, yeah.
I'm dropping it today.
We're dropping it whenever this drops.
How hard are you going to go?
As hard as...
I need 10%.
I'm not going to enforce that, but, you know, I kind of...
You kind of deserve it.
Okay, how hard are you going to go?
Are they going to be dicks?
I mean, not just dick pops?
That pays the bills.
No.
I'm taking dick auditions because right now I've just gone topless, but I'm looking for a dick to suck.
And I just got jaw surgery too, so my jaw can make moves.
Wait, why?
What kind of jaw surgery?
So I had TMJ.
My jaw was getting complete law jock or jock lock.
Jock loss.
Was it from singing or just in general?
No, it was from like accumulation of because one bone was longer than the other.
So it was growing like this.
So when I would like open my mouth, it would be like, it would lock on the gym.
I was a photo of you.
Oh my god, you should see what my boobs looked like on steroids.
Wait, wait, wait, no, there is a time.
You had problems sucking dick because of this?
She did.
So, once I was there one, she called me crying.
I was sucking my sugar.
I was sucking my sugar daddy's dick the first time I ever got law jock or jaw locks.
Sorry, I'm fucking.
Lock jaw.
Law jock.
Yeah, anyway.
Wait, this is your current sugar dad.
No, he's dead now.
He got shot in July and he died.
Who shot him?
He got shot the first time with me in 2017, but then he got murdered.
in July 2020.
Yeah.
What kind of dude was this?
He was in the cannabis industry.
He was really high up.
He was like a large distributor.
He was crim-crim as fuck.
I know I'm saying this really like this,
but it's because I've like,
she breaks down at night time.
People die all that every day.
Where I'm from, people die every day.
National?
He would be dying.
So it's all good.
Anyway, so this,
this old fuck that you clearly
didn't give a shit about.
He died.
Oh, she loved him.
That was like her man.
And he wasn't that old.
He was only 20 years older than me.
So when I was 21, he was 41.
Okay.
And like, we were.
No disrespect.
to him or his family, by the way.
I don't know, just watching this man.
We had, like, one of the craziest relationships
where, like, we'd be fighting all the time.
Then we'd be like, oh.
It was cute.
Talks.
Fine.
You, like, I ditched him at Coachella,
because he was being fucking annoying as shit.
He was on Coke.
He was being, like, super aggressive.
I was like, fuck you.
I ditched him at Coachella.
And then, like, he ends up taking me out
because he always did.
But then the next night, went back to his house.
He got shot in the middle of the night,
and I had a gun to my head.
And so, like, I survived because I have God on my side.
Was it just a rock?
robbery or what?
No, it was an inside job.
They were trying to kill him because there was money everywhere.
But they did rob him, right?
Or no?
No, they did not.
They were there to fucking kill us because there is money everywhere.
There was product everywhere.
They're just there solely for the reason to kill him.
They killed him in front of you?
Well, no.
They shot him first time.
So then he, after.
They didn't finish the job.
After that, because they had beat the shit out of him.
They had shot him.
And then he had a stroke in the hospital because of all the, like, you know,
shit that had gone down.
Then four months later, he hit me up.
And I met up with him and he just wasn't mentally there
because he had been, like,
fucked with because of the stroke and everything.
Okay.
And so, like, I still kept, like, gradual contact just because, like, I don't know.
So then 2020 hit, when the pandemic hit, he was being super persistent.
Like, I want to see you.
I want to see you.
And I was like, I was hesitant because, like, my mom told me not to talk to him.
They told me not to talk to him.
Like, everyone's, like, stay the fuck away from him.
So then he keeps-
We never, we never do that.
Well, yeah, anyone with a hit on them?
Why would you want to be around that?
Yeah.
So he had a con.
Oh, I hope he's got hits.
Yeah.
So he had a-
I remember last time we came, you almost got shot the next day.
Yeah, you had a hit on you the next day.
We were there.
I'm a hot topic.
You heard.
You're not hot until you have a hit on you.
Oh, God.
Who trying to kill me?
No, dude.
Yeah, so 2020 hit.
And he was being super persistent, like, I want to see you.
I want to see you.
And I was like, eh, suss.
And then so he had a condo in the lagoon.
A lagoonish, sorry.
I'm a little, girlie.
I'm a little dread right now.
What's going on?
He had a condo in Laguna Beach.
And he was like, I want you to come to my condo.
I want to come to my condo.
I want to come to a condo.
So the night before he died,
oh my God, I feel so horrible for this.
I'm going to cry on the stream.
It's a fact, though.
It's a fact.
He was hitting him at being like,
I want to see you, blah, blah.
And I was like, fuck you.
I hope you die.
I hate you.
The next day, he gets murdered.
And I get, like, a text from someone,
like, with the news article.
And I was like, oh, shit.
Like, he's fucking dead.
So, like, all of August,
I just went through a spiral.
I was like, because I'd never,
I'd never known someone that I had fucked,
that I actually had a motion with
that had gotten murdered or even gotten killed or died.
So it really fucked with me for a minute.
And then, yeah.
Yeah, I don't think any of the girls I ever fucked up in a whole life ever really got killed or maybe even died at all.
Yeah, do you know any girls that got killed?
Definitely not got killed.
I don't even think I know it.
But to be honest, though, I think of like sexual experiences I had like, you know, four years ago.
And I'm like, I will never remember that girl's name as long as I live.
Okay.
And that's just kind of tight, you know, just knowing that.
I know.
He didn't even know the fuck I was.
The Blackout girls.
Well, you went all angle of sex in with this fucking blonde.
I know I did.
Are you gonna switch it up?
It's your love.
You're trying to hide being Hispanic.
No, I'm not.
Okay.
I don't even know about I'm Hispanic, honestly.
I got 23 of me and I had like all these random like...
She's like Native American.
You're Mexican.
No, I know I'm Mexican but like...
Oh, she's Native American too.
Who?
You're white fishing.
Are you white fishing me?
No.
Everyone's been calling me a white girl.
Everywhere to go, I'm like bitch.
No, they'll be like those two white girls and we're like neither.
She's not so white.
I mean, you became so white that I didn't recognize you.
and you came in.
That's kind of crazy.
What?
And like, I know,
I know who you are.
Like, I've seen you on the internet
a million fucking times.
You guys are always together.
I know you are.
But when you walked in,
it didn't register to me
that that was who you were
because you now are a white girl.
Yeah.
I feel that.
Well, now white girls.
Did you ever see how video E.T.
was in?
Which one?
We casted her for a G.
Oh, yeah, we did.
We all twirked on G's.
Oh, I think I actually saw that.
My first music video debuts.
Every time I see you guys in another rapper's video,
I get kind of jealous.
Like, those are my girls.
I was like, why am I not cut in on this deal?
He tried to haul at me.
He's like, hey, E.T.
I'm trying to phone home.
I had braces at the time, so I was like, I'm not trying to phone home with braces.
This is a little awkward.
You can't say, like, big of braces?
I just felt awkward because I was like in a transition and I was just like, I'm not trying to like.
Look at you taking G.
I stopped dick.
That's a one of a kind dick.
Oh my God.
He's, I'm saying.
Like, you got to fuck G.
Easy, right?
Never.
I'm sure that day long.
It's a right of passage in L.A.
I feel like that's an L.A. thing.
That's what I was going to say.
You got to fuck you.
How many girls do you know that have fucked G.
I feel like fucking G.E.
More than a couple.
More than a couple.
To Tripy Red's house.
Mm-hmm.
Like who's house?
Every bitch in L.A.
brags about that.
You've seen those memes.
I have nice sense to be.
I've never been to Trippy Red's house.
Surprisingly.
But if the invite comes in, are you going?
We've been invited.
Oh, but you just don't want to go?
But I just seen the meme.
So I'm like.
Oh, it's not that we don't want to go.
We just never had the time to go.
I'm always, like, fucked up by the time anyone hits me up.
Are you guys in relationships at this point with anyone?
Never.
No, no, no.
Well, not never.
Maybe when I'm 30.
Yeah, I'm waiting until later in life.
How have you been making money through the pandemic?
And this is all, obviously, there's an elephant in the room, which is a certain TV show that we're
going to start talking about at some point here.
But how did you, how have you guys been making money through the pandemic since the only fans
hasn't launched yet?
Strip club shit was fucked up for a while, I'm assuming.
Still fucked up.
Still fucked up.
Everyone has been doing, like, how.
strip clubs. We've only been to like two of those though.
We had enough. As workers.
We had enough money to just kind of get by through it.
Because we save up. Yeah, we save up.
But also there's been poker games too that have been really fun.
Oh, really?
Also some music videos that started coming back around.
Okay.
But we don't really know if we want to keep doing music videos.
I'm kind of like outplayed.
There's like only three people.
Well, I want them to get Justin Bieber's video and they didn't get the pop star videos.
So like I felt I feel like after that you guys were like, I'm done with videos.
tried to be in the pop star video?
Yeah, because she was actually in the,
our friend Sidney was in the pop star video.
Oh, lit.
And she had submitted us, we didn't get it,
but after that our dreams were crushed.
We were like Drake and Justin Bieber,
those are our two main, like.
We were depressed for like a month or two.
They were, they were literally depressed.
I was like.
Justin Bieber performing a Drake song.
What a rare, rare moments to be a part of, you know?
He's so fucking.
Wait, not gonna perform him, but lip-syncing.
Yeah.
It looks so fun though.
It did be fun.
It did be fun.
I'm so happy to just be there.
I'm a pop song, not a duck.
But after thug, it was kind of like, we can't just do any random video.
That's how I felt.
I felt like that, too.
It was like, like, I'll get little videos and I just can't do them because I just feel like.
If the pay's not right, I'm definitely not doing it.
I really don't like videos anymore because people will be like, you get paid this and we'll show up and they'll send like half of what they said.
Recently, I've been seeing casting directors trying to pay like $60 for a music video.
And I'm like, how fucking no.
For 10 to 12 hours.
What do you think is fair?
Like five to eight?
Well, that's for us though.
Yeah.
Because you have a bit of a reputation.
You've been doing this.
You know you've done big artists.
It's kind of like why not get more money?
We started out with like Gabe.
So it's like from Gabe to Young Thug is like like like like like
Like like dozy.
Yeah.
I saw you tweeted yesterday that that interview got taken down.
We call him Gab three.
Yeah.
They made us remove it because the fucking Mike the ruler kid was trying to get into college
and his mom was like if you don't remove this, I'm going to sue you.
That was like what I hit you up because she was trying to.
Oh yeah.
That's why we had.
I hit you a photo.
I was like, can I get this taken down?
American Idol.
Oh, yeah, that was a different time.
Yeah, you guys didn't try to sue me.
Are you, do you still wish that interview was taken down?
No, it's a part of history, right?
To be honest, I would be honest with you.
I was like really like not feeling it for a month because like I just have never been.
The comments were crazy at him.
I just, I was, first of all, I didn't have so yeah.
I was just really alarmed by a lot of it.
Right.
And so I apologize.
I'm sorry.
But now I'm cool just because like, I look at it as like, that's a part of the comments.
in my past in a way where like the things I talked about like I'm not ashamed of it.
I'm grateful it happens. No like I shouldn't be ashamed of it and like
people try to like comment to me like even like like people after American Idol was aired I've
gotten like hate because of it but it's like I've got articles written about me because of
but like I don't care it's a part of my past it is what it is I'm not involved in it's
2021 and I'm not involved in that I think that the thing that was crazy to people was just how
gleefully you were speaking about like I would fuck some random guy and get a thousand
I was like this is amazing. I'm gonna do this every day. People expect you to be shameful about that stuff and it's like I don't understand why because prostitution is the oldest work in the industry in general in human life. Like, doesn't God love hose? He does. He does. I heard. I heard I heard I was
I got to ask chance the rapper but I heard he does. Yes. Jesus hung out with the host. The prostitutes. So like her tits hanging out in one. It is in his face. He was trying to like not look at me while I did it. Who chance the rapper? Yeah. Wait you were with chance of
I did a hot shower, no, no, I did his video.
Oh, really?
It was hot shower for chancer opera, yeah.
He didn't try anything with you?
No, no, no.
He's totally, no.
No, hoes.
That was an organized set.
He wouldn't even look at you?
No, but I'm literally on, like, a court table with him, like, twerking.
It made it on New York Times Square.
She was on the Times Square with her ass and everything.
I was excited, yeah.
Have you guys had any plastic surgery since I last saw you?
No.
No.
Stop lying.
I haven't.
Just filling her like my lips.
Okay.
Yeah.
But the same old BBL?
Yeah.
I'm getting a new one this year after my wife.
I want a new one.
I want some boobs.
You want another one.
You're addicted to it.
No,
no, no.
If I was addicted, I would have got one like during quarantine.
It's more just like upgrading what I don't.
Like not what I don't like, but what I need to upgrade.
That's how it feels.
Yeah.
I used to,
well,
not I used to,
I try to get filler and the lady said no to me straight up when I went with her.
She said she did her lips.
She'd have an eight face.
Really?
Like your lips would look weird?
I don't know why.
I think she was rude, honestly.
No,
I try to get filler where my laugh lines are and she's like,
you're going to look like an eight face.
I'm like, and then I take my mask off because I'm like, can you do my lips?
She's like, your lips are touching your nose.
Honestly, I hate on the lip filler, but I think you guys just look good.
Thank you.
I don't think it looks fucked up, which is a lot of times I end up thinking of what's fucked up.
I think the most important thing is to do your research, like whenever you get anything done.
It's to always at least take two weeks or something.
They look fucking scary.
Oh, yeah.
It's ugly.
Santa Hajo.
How dare you.
He said that's my.
friend bitch.
She openly talks shit on them and says she doesn't fuck with them and she has never even
like had a cordial conversation with them. She just hates them.
Where did Tana say that?
There, okay. So I'm not going to say which specific friend, but it's a friend that lives
next door to her.
And she's like, well, is that very specific.
Just go with it.
Just air it off.
All right.
No, she's like, what did she say exactly?
She's like, I don't, like, she wouldn't let us go to his house.
Yeah, she was like, you guys can't come back to my house because she's a crazy psycho neighbor.
And he was like, and she sees me with you right now,
so she's gonna come over in the morning,
so can I go to your house?
So then we forced him to let us come over.
Yeah, and then nothing happened
because he was like, I gotta go somewhere,
but I think he was just.
You guys are like the girls
that girlfriends get mad at.
Why?
She was not.
You would know.
No, my girl totally fucks with you guys.
She's cool with you guys, but.
Let her dick on me.
You DM me that next day.
You were like, me and Lana.
I was blacked out before she even got there.
So, I was just a bitch.
I was sober, but I always talk about that podcast because we were all hanging out.
The vibe was good.
I'm like, oh, I'm going to get some alcohol.
Boom, she's puking like 20 minutes later.
If I didn't have pews, it would have been even more in a lot of day.
I had no food that day.
That's when I realized I'm like, oh, like I can take two shots or three shots and be fine,
but these fucking 100 pound girls that have not eaten anything all day besides celery,
they can't take two or three shots.
They're going to end up in the bathroom.
Because as a guy,
If you are like a guy who drinks in 2021 and you're hanging out with girls,
it's like you're constantly on that line of like,
is she too drunk?
Like you're out drinking,
but if she gets too drunk,
then you probably don't want to hook out with her.
Well, if I say I'm down before I'm drunk,
then legally,
I don't know how far that goes or especially in the court of like Twitter shaming.
One time I was,
one time I was busing in it and then I realized I was too drunk in the moment
and I just threw up everywhere.
That's what you do, yeah.
While it's working.
No, well, bussing it.
What's busing it?
I was fucking.
Oh, okay.
And so the guy, like, starts panicking.
He's like, Rich out, Rich out.
And then he, like, goes and gets her, and I'm like, what time is this?
Oh, okay.
Oh, yeah, you know what time it is.
You know, I've had that experience back in the day where you'd be hooking up with a girl.
And, like, maybe she, like, I remember one time, like, this girl I was seeing, she
hit the 40, like, really hard before we started to fuck.
The 40.
And all the sudden.
Yeah, I know, I know.
This is where I was out of my life.
She sounds like she might be our first.
But then we have sex for like 10 minutes and by the end of the 10 minutes it's like she like that 40 that like that big ass sit from the 40 that was the end of her night and it's like it was weird to realize that while we were, you know.
Doing it gets tricky out there.
Yeah, it must be awkward because.
Wait, that's cute.
Is that you?
Yes, this is me on.
The side track.
I need one.
I don't know if it's still available from.
I'll give you my 10%.
I want one.
Yes.
We have the baby too.
We shut the baby.
Oh, we don't want me.
I want the whole family on my death.
Fuck a Barbie.
I want my Adam and Led.
Since you guys are going to be our babysitters.
So when's the next offspring?
You know, it's kind of like a toss of like, do we do it soon or do we wait a few years?
At least two years, I think.
She wants to wait a few years, yeah.
Well, of course, I understand that.
No, because they have to be friends.
I'm sure she was still bomb pregnant.
How is her money?
I mean, I don't want to get personal if that's too personal.
Huh?
But what if I get pregnant?
No, but I'm saying like as you're pregnant.
Like, what if I get pregnant?
I have my only fans.
I mean, it's slowed down just because you couldn't shoot content and stuff for a while.
And then even after you have the baby, because she has C-section.
It's like, you know.
Oh, shit, yeah.
But now she's back in the grind.
Like, she's a mom five days a week.
I knew she's.
Schedules, photo shoots and whatever.
She seems like she's on top of her shit.
She seems like, yeah.
Wait, that's gnarly.
She had a C-section?
I respect her.
Last minute.
Emergency.
Was she okay with that?
Like, how did that go down?
Was she scared?
It was kind of like, yes, it was scared, but it was like, wow, like a C-section's way better than, like, the baby's life being in jeopardy.
Because there was like a couple moments where when we're in the hospital and she's all hooked up to all the machines and shit.
And there's there's a moment where like we're sitting there.
I'm looking at my phone.
And then there's 10 doctors run in because they're tapped in with like the baby's heart rate and stuff.
And like her heart rate stopped for like a few seconds and stuff.
The baby or Lena?
The baby because, you know, the baby was so big that the fucking circulation was starting to get cut off.
How big was your baby?
Well, she was like over two weeks late.
Oh, okay.
How many pounds was the baby?
Well, she was, I think, almost eight when she was born, but she's in the 99th percentile of height still.
Like, she's super.
So she's going to be like your height.
This bitch long.
So you were nervous.
She's going to be a modern.
What is it?
NBA, WNBA young girl.
That's going to be.
I'm going to change your name.
No.
You just like will tell her.
You should Lil Tate her.
Just her whole life.
Should I?
Yeah.
Just turn her into a gangster rapper from day one.
I kind of like that.
I'll bring my sister in.
We'll help with that.
We'll help with that.
Maybe sitting on that one.
That's so amazing.
I wonder like what kind of lit chicks my daughter is going to get exposed to early on.
Because all the like porn star girls we're friends with, like by the time my daughter knows what the fuck's going on,
they're all going to be like 40-year-old bombs and shit.
I know.
Are you worried about like your daughter saying like you or Lena bus it?
I don't think you should be.
She's going to be a scientist.
I don't think you should be either.
Yeah, I'm picturing like me telling my kid about it.
It's like, you know how mommy is really pretty?
Well, some people think mommy's so pretty.
They want to pay her to take really.
pretty photos.
I like that vibe.
Period.
I feel like I can imagine
how I would like explain it
that you know
and I'm probably probably never
going to want to have a conversation
about the fact that dad was in there
with his meat out.
I saw a daddy getting his booty eight on Twitter.
To be honest,
I'm going to try to avoid talking about that.
She's going to see it.
It's on Twitter.
Is she going to have Twitter?
Hopefully.
Don't let it.
I mean, I'm sure it'll migrate somewhere else.
Honestly, kids that come from people
that have a lot of exposure
I feel like are way more intelligent.
Like who's the girl that Johnny Depp's
daughter I feel like is so intelligent.
might even just go the opposite direction.
Picture how crazy it would be with my daughter, like,
people like tagging her in a retweet of a video from like literally like
17 years ago.
Oh my God.
The Easter orgy?
That's like the meme.
Exactly.
People literally will tag her in that kind of shit.
So it's like imagine the like level of defense that we're going to have to get our kid ready for, you know.
When we have kids, when we have kids, they'll hang out with your kid and they can all
defend us.
But that's what I'm starting.
We had that conversation the other day.
Like we put our kid in a private school.
It's like are the other parents of the private school if they're like you know the the fucking president of some bank are they gonna want their kid going to school
And it's two two's kid like yeah they have money but they got it from doing porn and interviewing rappers like fuck him
It's 2021. It's 2021. How are they gonna talk shit?
Hopefully but like who knows if like fucking Lena Dunham's kids gonna want to go to school with Adam 22 and Lenna's kid
But it's like your kid is still in the same school is there?
Is it she's not it doesn't matter
She's controversial as bad.
Rape her sister or something, right?
Yeah, she said, she did some such shit, said some such shit.
And then she blocked me on Twitter, which is even worse.
Oh, my God, I get a lot of blocks.
Elaborate.
Elabor on this rape.
It's open.
It's open.
There's somebody that wrote like an open thing that she raped.
Like, I don't.
It was like her sister and she had this article about like fingering her sister when they
were little kids.
Jesus Christ, it feels gross.
Why did she block you?
What did you say to her?
What did you say to her?
She said something about smoking weed.
And I was like, yo, quit talking about weed.
You're going to ruin it for us.
And she blocked me.
I was like, you're gonna make it seem lame for everybody else.
You should not have even had her house on this.
That was like eight years ago.
I'm so mad of you,
Elena Dunham.
What the hell's wrong with you?
And I'm mad that Iggy Azalea blocked me
when I defended her.
I think Ply McCarty is a bad bitch.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
I think you're gonna say a bad dad.
I was going hard for Iggy.
I was defending her.
I love Iggy.
I love me that Christmas present that I needed.
She did.
That story.
Iggy gave me the rage that I needed
because I didn't have a Christmas this year.
And honestly, I was raging myself.
So seeing that was amazing.
But I also love Cardi too, so I'm not picking sides.
His new video is so fire.
Like shout out.
His whole crew is fire too.
Shout out to Mitch Mood's.
Period.
And Shane Melly.
What?
I see Shane smoking Siggs in the video.
I was like, we should have been in this fucking video.
He was one of my first ever lit no jumper interviews.
Shane Gonzalez back in the day with Ian Conner.
Oh, okay.
I think I have seen that then.
Legendary shit.
All right, Ian.
Some old times.
I think they're fire as fucking.
That's their movement that they're bringing on, like the rock star fucking shit up.
If I see Cardi is going to make a security be me up.
Why?
He doesn't fuck with you?
Because I just talk shit about him so much in his gay vampire persona.
I love it.
I love him.
He's all right.
His security is definitely going to be me up.
I love him.
It's fire.
That's why I got to keep the blaming.
Wait, why did Iggy block you exactly?
That's what I don't get.
I think I might have DM to her and been like, yo, let's do an interview.
He's one of the DMs in that expose.
But I also might have not.
I might have just like talked about her too much on the podcast to the point where
she was like,
Fuck this dude, I'm blocking him.
I hope she doesn't block me.
Yeah, Iggy.
We said so many nice things about her.
No, I got in a fight.
I got in a fight.
We never got in a fight at the observatory
to get front road to Iggy's concert.
This is so embarrassing.
17 or 16, right?
I think we were 15.
We were 15, yeah, her concert.
You guys were so smashing rappers
with fake ideas at 16, huh?
No.
No, we didn't meet anyone.
Well, Gabe got us into it initially
when we turned 18.
Don't air the homies out, all right?
We're not airing him out.
No, I'm not air.
Other people were gonna do anything.
No, I did.
I did.
I started this out in our whole career.
I never even knew I'd be a music video girl.
I never even wanted to be a video girl, but then he put this post up and it was like,
I'm looking for two female models.
And then I was like, no, he said three.
I was in that video too.
Oh yeah, yeah.
We did lost in the night.
Cardi's in that video too.
Hey, I have an important question for ET before we start talking American Idol.
Oh, yeah.
How is it hanging out with these thick mamacitas with BBLs when you yourself are so skinny.
I love it.
They didn't have BBLs when they met them.
They were skinny little bitches like me.
We were in a fight when we got her.
our BBL so we didn't even talk to her.
We didn't even talk for a whole year
and a half and that's when I got in a relationship
and got all corny and fuck.
But like, yeah, so I wasn't, you know, they weren't thick when I knew
them. But they're out here augmenting their bodies. Are you not tempted to do?
Because you've got to eat a lot of KFC. I don't have that, first of all.
You've got to eat a lot of KFC if you're going to want to get a BBL.
The thing is, it's like, we're not like, just because we're friends doesn't mean
we're the same individuals. We're like, no, we all do different things.
We're all individuals in this like, in this friend.
group where we all have our same preference no different preferences i'm so fucking
dread right now like she says you know what the word dread means no i was wondering i was like
dread means like slow like when you're fucked up i haven't drank and i think it's a new york
thing right yeah wait i have to go i have to go the bathroom okay she's going to
has anyone ever called you a trish a what a treish i've never heard that you never heard that yeah see
defined trish do you want to take her spot for a minute
Yes, Sydney.
Sydney with the glittery
Von Dutch hat coming through.
I love it.
I honestly, I really
I really missed.
I literally came from a lodge point
and wore no makeup.
They called me.
They were like,
hey, what are you doing right now?
Bro, Sydney got the
smashed little waist.
How old are you?
You do.
23, okay.
She has a baby.
You have a baby?
She has a baby with that little body.
Whoa, inspo.
That's crazy.
Definitely.
Goals.
How old's your kid?
She's five.
Five?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yo, consistently, I get made to feel older and older on here because I have a five-month-old
daughter.
I am 37.
Every day,
every day I interview a different 21-year-old who has like a four-year-old daughter.
It's really making me, I've been missing out.
Adam, you're still a bad age.
I love it because, like, when you have them, like, younger, like, you bounce back.
I promise you, like, if I showed you the photo five days after I had her, my stomach was right back.
I've seen it.
I've seen it, too.
I'm going to tell my girl that you should have had a good.
kid when you were 18. No, she looks bomb.
No, but I mean, some people, it's like, it's also genetics, though.
Yeah, I'm a big. Some people really do have to work for it, which I respect, but.
So how do you start hanging out with them? We met, we met at the go crazy shoot. And I don't
know what, like, they know, I don't like people. I don't know. So, and then, I was so to myself and we
met. We officially met at a party, remember? On your birthday. We met on your birthday. We met at the
set, and then like a week or two later, we went to a party with four. And then we had bumped into
And then I love them because when I like, because we met there, but then when I saw them there, I realized they did not give a fuck.
Like, it doesn't matter who you're around.
They say whatever they want.
And I was like, I love them for that because I'm so blunt.
We talk like the interviews to everyone all day.
And then she watched the interview.
Right.
You guys are like rappers.
They told me they said, do not watch it.
Do not watch it.
So I watched it.
I might become a rapist.
I hate when people tell me they've watched our interview.
And what is it made me feel weird.
We were too close.
That's why we have to keep doing interviews, though, so you guys can always have an updated version.
You can be like, don't watch that old.
Watch the new one.
That's where I'm bad.
That's the idea I'm doing.
I was like, Adam, we need to upgrade.
Some shit's going on.
We got to get some updates going, yeah, for sure.
I was trying to get only E.T.
And you were like, let's have all the go.
Has she made you sluttier?
She has inspired you to, like, sort of be more ratchet?
Either of you.
Which one is more ratchet, do you?
You guys are the slut influencers, right?
No, not at all.
We are.
We are the like, who gets a fuck?
Anything she tells, you've called.
Is this wrong?
And we're like, no.
So if I do something, if I do something crazy and like, you know when you like want to tell
someone but you don't want to feel judged, I call them.
What's the craziest thing?
Give us an example.
Give us the best one.
I'm just saying.
I know.
A girl came on here and told us that she sucked off seven basketball players in a row.
Oh, no.
Nothing like that?
No, they know I'm not like that at all.
Like so me?
Like what?
Like, what?
What?
What?
What?
You guys share a mic, yeah, yeah, come on, we need all this energy.
This bitch goes, this bitch goes, this bitch goes, taking them.
Okay, good.
This bitch goes like all the time.
I need to get your, stop.
No, no, no, no, we're gonna talk about it.
Hi, no.
How's that going?
How's that going?
How's the Coke buffet over there?
I don't.
No, I don't go that at the time.
All right, we've met.
That's where I saw them.
Simmy, let's explain.
expose some motherfuckers.
Oh my god.
Come on, Cindy, I know you got the Intel.
I know you got that Intel.
We might have to bleep some names if they're got the homies.
This is the thoughts next door.
Oh, Selina Powell really gonna kiss the fate, huh?
Where is she? Isn't she in LA right now?
Why don't you get her?
I feel like she would tell me if she was in LA.
Michelle.
I'm Selena gang.
I, I, I, I, no, I don't fuck with that shit.
I don't like Eliza?
I want her to roll through it out.
Eliza's her.
her homie who suck the seven dicks.
Oh, I mean, well, I mean, I don't know.
She hasn't said anything to us.
So wait, can I tell you something, though?
Yes.
I know they don't like her at all.
Speaking of them.
I would like, I've never like hung around her,
but she's funny as fuck.
She's the bad.
She's sorry.
She is so funny.
Like, don't get me wrong.
I like, because of the people that I know
and everything, I could never like hang around her
and this and that just because of the look that she has,
I would never want that portrayed on me.
You're a trace on this girl?
But no, I've never met him.
Sorry.
Corny.
You have.
I never met him.
I'm never.
You're being corporate.
No, but I know.
You need to throw those shots back.
If I'm bored.
We go.
We need to get more tight.
Because girl.
Come on.
Let's get crazy here.
We know you got.
We know you got tea.
We know the tea.
We need the tea.
One bottle down, girls.
We should have got three bottles.
She wipes it up with their finger.
We haven't had a good tea episode in a while.
Can we get some tea?
Wait till you ask you.
Is that her tea.
Adam, I must say.
Yes, he's sipping tea in your hood.
I like your vibe.
Come here, yes.
I don't know.
When I first met you, I didn't fuck with your vibe.
But right now, there's like a refreshness about it.
I don't know how to explain it, but like, I don't know.
I really, I fuck with you.
I feel like you're like a changed person.
I've accepted my dad status and I'm not trying to fuck every girl I meet.
So I think that's, yeah, like I'm not trying to fuck you guys.
Last time I was like, yo, let me get my girl here.
So we're going to call.
We were so fucked up.
We're not going to judge you on that.
It's funny because recently, like maybe a few months ago,
all of the Corona people were like,
we're going to email Adam and let him know exactly who the fuck you guys are.
There was this Facebook post and it was a picture of Selena,
Eliza and Chief Keith's baby mama.
I don't know.
And then the whole Corona was like,
these bitches are familiar.
And I was like,
so I log on Facebook just to check my dad shit because he always puts fucking weird shit
of me.
So I'm like,
I need to see what's on Facebook.
So I'm like scrolling and it was like,
these bitches are like some of the bitches we grew up with
and I was like hmm what bitches are those
and he said you and then he said the N word
he's like a white dude I was like yo
this is criminal like what's it Ted Hanks
no it was a nobody ass
it's like a nobody from Corona and then he was like
I'm gonna email Adam and tell him who you really are
and I was like email him bitch not speak for itself
yeah what could be worse than what you said on that podcast
period
I didn't fuck with you guys.
He was trolling you the whole time, blah, blah, blah.
We're gonna email him.
I was like, are you chasing me water?
I always knew.
Could Chet Hanks get it?
I don't know what he looks like.
I've been hearing his name all week,
but I don't know what he looks like.
He speaks in Patoa.
I don't know.
I like accents.
Picture like Tom Hanks,
but like 40 years younger
and he's kind of got a six-pack,
but maybe he's like not as consistent
as he could be on his diet, you know.
But he's doing all right.
There's a few rappers.
I want to haul that little Nause.
I just want to say that right now.
I don't care.
Oh, could that?
No, no, no.
No, I want to three some little naws and the devil.
And another dude.
No, just the devil, just Satan.
I want my shoes, I want my Satan shoes.
Lil Naws X.
That's actually a really hot mental image.
You, Lil Naz X.
And the devil.
And knowing that he's not enjoying him, he's off a rhino.
No, he can fuck the devil.
You know, dead ass people thought he was a part of the cult
because of that video is so hilarious.
Like, this guy,
I know.
Hosted this whole like Instagram conspiracy.
Like Lil Nas is involved with the Luminati.
It's like, bro, he was trolling.
All the Christian people came out of the closet
to get mad at Lil Nas X.
Yeah, I was like, you were fucking,
he's trolling.
Oh, she got the devil on her arm, Jesus Christ.
Friday the 13th.
That was like 15.
Amazing.
Yeah, bro.
All right, yo, yo, yo.
Elephant in the room.
E.T., you were on American Idol.
How did that happen?
She wanted subscribers for only face.
Period.
I'm so serious.
No, I'm gonna be a little dead ass here.
I don't care what you guys say.
What do we say?
I don't know.
I was in a very big rut to my life.
I was like, what am I doing with my fucking life?
I'm going to-
She broke up with that boyfriend that we talked about in the last one.
Remember that boyfriend I was with when we were-
He's a fucking bitch.
He doesn't fuck with us.
Fuck him.
He has yellow teeth.
He's alive.
He's not dead.
Like the other guy.
Please floss.
Please floss.
Please floss.
Please.
Not specific.
Tell me you floss.
Oh, I floss, yeah.
Every couple days.
I wish I did more.
I would brush my teeth twice a day.
Yeah.
You better fucking floss.
I brush my teeth twice a day and I floss every other.
If you don't floss, you're a criminal.
But I have an electric toothbrush now, which I didn't used to have.
Okay, okay, that's a step.
I used to be like a regular toothbrush guy.
Now I got the electric one.
I hated it at first.
I love it now.
Okay.
That's bougie.
Thank you, Lano.
Your tat looks bomb, by the way.
I don't know.
I'm just trained.
No, but what were you saying about?
American Idol.
You were out of.
bad place in your life. I was in a very big rut in my life because I was going to school and I was
like I hate school. I hate this shit. It's a pandemic. I was like what am I fucking doing my life?
My ex broke up with me because he wasn't our friend. He broke up because he was working in like
the stocks and so like for the first two years of working for a company that works at the stocks.
He wasn't making money. The stocks. Like he worked for like a company that work. You know about like
the trading companies, right? So he worked for a trading company. He wasn't making money for the
first two years I was supporting him emotionally throughout the whole thing emotionally emotionally you're
buying your own tickets to see him I bought I bought him tickets to see him anyway yeah okay
shut he's no Jordan Belford period he's no bandman keva did us anyway I don't know I was hella
I was hella depressed and I was like I'm trying to get on the bachelor and so I tried to get on
the bachelor they didn't accept my shit and so American Idol I was like oh I can sing all right
and so I do a Zoom audition and the guys
gonna do it up first.
Oh yeah, Rachel convinced me.
So I had a Zoom edition, like, what's it called?
Scheduled.
So right right now.
Fuck.
The alcohol's kicking in.
I'm not really this incoherent.
I swear, I'm just, fuck.
I got nervous.
I was a little nervous.
That's cool, yeah.
Adam not kidding.
I was very nervous.
I got a little drunk too, man.
You guys get a little more.
Yeah.
Sorry.
I was waiting for that.
I feel like this interview would be a let down
if one of you doesn't puke.
Not gonna like, we were scared.
You weren't gonna drink.
Why?
Because we watched some.
We did our inner dad, yes.
I never drink,
can we get some paper towels?
Is that what Laura's doing?
Oh, are you having a lot?
Laura, are we brought in Laura's name?
You already do this what's going to happen?
By the way, we have.
We love Laura.
We love Laura.
How did you find her?
How did I find her?
Yeah, we love her.
Right from the moment we entered, she was so open.
She was so calm.
I felt, I felt invited by her.
Listen, but if she starts running around with y'all,
I don't know, Laura.
Right.
She's like you're fired.
You're fired.
You're fired if you run around.
It's okay.
It's okay.
It's so funny because once in a while people will see Laura in the video,
but way more often they hear me just refer to her.
And it's like, then they see her.
And they're like, wow.
Like, Laura's a real person?
What the hell?
I thought it was Lena.
I thought it was you.
I was like, this must be a fake account.
It has no last name.
I was like, is Adam himself pretending to be a...
Laura is Lennas' publicist's name.
Oh, my God.
Laura, the plug.
Whoa.
Laura, we thought you were Leta.
I thought you were out of.
No, but you know what's funny is that a lot of times when I'm interviewing like a porn star girl,
I'll have Lena with me just because, you know, she's being a mom all the time.
We want her.
She can be involved in conversation.
She knows about that whole world more than me.
But everybody will drop comments being like, oh my God, Lena forces herself onto the podcast whenever.
So this is good evidence that that's not actually.
Yeah, no.
Also, also, everybody
follow Lena because she's got deleted.
So free Lennah the plug.
Yes, thank you very much.
I appreciate that.
Of course.
That's really fucked up,
but people think she's forcing herself
on this podcast when it's your podcast.
It's your girlfriend.
You have a motherfucking baby together.
Like, huh?
Right?
Like, no.
That you still have a home?
The baby, yes.
No.
Lena.
No, baby.
The baby.
I used to have her Snapchat added like a year or two.
No.
She's off the snap.
Nice for her.
Now she got the only fans.
No, she got the only fans and she got a Instagram that got deleted recently.
It was like so long ago.
No, I had it.
But the question for you guys is if you're going to enter the only fans world,
are you trying to do the LCP collab?
I don't know, it depends who wants to collab with us.
If you guys want to see.
Should us in Lana collapse?
I mean, I'm available for whatever she wants to do.
Let us up to you.
Well, you know much when new stras have it gone?
I don't know.
Are we doing the shot?
Are we doing the shot?
She's a mom who can buy.
She's a mom who can buy.
I know.
I'm so cute,
you're so cute,
thank you all.
I think you guys could bring out the whole energy
that she might be lacking
ever since she became a mom, you know?
I don't think she's meant to be...
It's hard to balance the whole energy and the mom energy.
Yeah, maybe it was meant to be that I died last time
so I could bring it out this time.
You know, Adam, I can say that after you having an offspring,
I love your energy.
Thank you.
You have a more understanding energy.
Like, I'm not trying to be rude, but...
I think he was just fucking.
up. No, no, no, it was, it was just, you were a fucking dick.
I feel like you have a more understanding energy just in general.
Like, I don't know, you just like, I don't know, I really fuck with your vibe right now.
Like, I did not fuck with your vibe when I first met him.
That's probably I was so defensive.
I love that.
I love the little bakery.
Yeah, like, I really fuck with you.
Like, honestly, you were emitting, like, positive energy.
And I don't, I don't say that.
Like, I really don't.
Like, do I say that about people?
She hates everybody.
No, she hates everybody.
No, I hate everybody.
She's trying to fight Sydney.
And I'm not just saying that because you're a clout king or my clout
Sugar Daddy over here.
You were gonna ask our
Cloud Sugar Daddy.
You're at Cloud Sugar Daddy.
Len is our Club Sugar Mama.
I got recognized it
in and out for being on your podcast.
That's amazing.
Wow.
You know we actually?
I was at Adam too.
Where?
Huh?
It was a while ago.
Right?
Where are we meet?
At Maxo Cream Shoot.
I wasn't supposed to be in it.
You were there.
Yeah, I wasn't supposed to be in it.
And then we met.
He's like you with one boss in.
And I like, I was like just being
like, I'm funniest fuck all the time.
But I said something really fucking funny and you were like, I fuck with you.
And then that was it.
Like you were just, we were there at the shoot together.
I wasn't supposed to be in it, but they like put me in it.
Those all the interaction was?
That was back like 2018.
That was forever ago.
Because that was like the day after X died or like a couple days after X died.
It was at like a house like a smaller house.
And that actually.
Like inside the living room, they like tied someone up in a chair.
Yes.
This old guy.
Yes.
Well, he was a music video.
get invited to more of your party. No, and AD was there too.
And I actually... We never get invited to your party. I invited you to my birthday party. You never came.
Also, free 03 Grito. My bad. You know, the whole pandemic, I was kind of...
It was 29. She's like, bitch. That was a couple years ago, but all right.
I will cool up. Now, I think that me and Lennis should be you guys as only fans managers.
I'm down. I'm down to collapse.
You guys should be your godparents. I need, like, I've been like trying to tell her for a while, like, yo, we got to like pick a girl.
and just manage her only fans and blow her up and like turn her into a more of like a personality.
I'm not gonna lie, we did actually mention you at one point.
I was like, think about what we could do for those girls.
Yeah.
So I just told her I'm literally about to start one.
I would be down for that.
I was like, I'm not doing it.
And then I'm like the other day I was like, guess what?
I'm doing it.
The only thing's thing.
Yeah, I'm gonna do it.
Yeah, that gave me to million dollars.
I just said I was like everyone messages me all the time.
Cindy, you're hot as fuck.
One do you have one?
And then I'm just like, you know what?
Fuck it.
Are you nervous about being naked on the internet?
No, if you look on my Instagram, I'm naked on my Instagram.
We already twerking music videos.
I'm just, I mean, I'm not like nothing shows on my Instagram,
but there's a photo with me actually naked and I'm just like this.
Let me see.
I'm ready to suck it up.
I'm ready to suck some dick on my Instagram.
I mean, I'm not going to have my only fan.
We're holding dick auditions for each TV, by the way.
Wait, can I suck your dick from my only fan?
No, I'm a dad.
But I know this male porn star that I would love to recommend.
He has like the biggest dick I ever seen.
So if you want to start at the top.
This is the only problem.
His name is Rob Piper.
Is it a big dick?
It's huge.
Okay, the thing is, I can't feel my bottom half my face because I had jaw surgery.
You're not going to be able to feel your brain after this dick goes in your mouth.
Well, I don't want to feel my brain.
See, like I have it.
I've only seen.
That was a bar.
I don't want to feel my brain.
Dropping a mixtape.
What?
Why did that like?
that so much. Okay.
Um, please host my mixtape the way I did.
Are you guys rapping it or what?
No.
No.
But I'm down to start. The city girls are...
Oh, the shitty girls.
The shitty girls.
Sitty girls.
Not the shitty girls.
The city girls seem like they're...
Slatty girls.
Slatty girls.
Slatty.
I have so many ideas.
You see my value, right?
You see the energy, right?
Manage us.
Okay, E.T.
20%.
Yo, E.T.
just opened her phone and it was on Laura's
It was on my expert.
It was on my explore.
It was on my explorer.
Follow Laura publicist.
Everyone. Follow Laura's not
Laura the publicist.
What's your wife?
I'm trying to up on the story.
LTP.
I don't know.
Wait, why does it just where it doesn't do the fact, by the way.
It's so weird.
They will love your filters.
I don't fuck with filters, but I don't really care.
You fuck Simon Cowell. Tell us about it.
Oh my God, I wish you guys.
I wish.
Oh my God.
T.B. H.
Simon Cal would have eaten me alive.
You think he lays it down?
First of all, that was the first way I ever performed for everybody in my audition.
I had never performed by everyone.
It was like I only sang in my room.
I didn't tell anybody I did music.
We met on X Factor, bitch.
Yeah, okay, first of all, Hayden and I, the reason why I even met two of them, I met her the X Factor.
I met her at the X Factor auditions in 2013, and we both made it to the same rounds.
And, like, so the second day of my auditions, I saw her.
and she walked up, I was like, girl, fucking cut in line with me.
And so she cut in line with me.
We were in the X Factor auditions.
We made it to the third round together.
And then we made it as far as that was, which was just game filmed.
Yeah, as far as possible.
So we didn't get aired at the X Factor edition, 2013.
And then, yeah, um, she just kept saying.
Last year hits and I was just in a bad fucking space.
She needed some fans, fully fans.
They sing really good both of them.
She is, honestly.
Adam, she is like, Ariasiana Grande.
She's not here.
She's on a garage.
Hayden, you remember you were in the shower and literally when you came out I said, was that
your phone or were you singing?
No, that's her like, oh, that was me.
Like that was forever ago.
She sings really well.
You do have a nice voice.
I got to admit, yeah.
Oh, you watched it?
I watched it.
I was like,
Wait, Adam, you being serious?
Yeah, I was like.
Wait, which one?
To be honest.
To be.
Her.
I've never seen, I've never heard that before.
Wait, Adam, are you actually being serious?
Like, I mean, like, I don't think he lied.
I mean, like, Katie Perry said it was good too.
I don't feel like I'm totally bugging.
Yeah, you made it on a whole of show.
Erica, I got a lot of hate comments
for the way my voice sounds.
You get a lot of hate comments anyway.
Fuss to hate.
If you get a hate comment on the world,
you know, you're going viral.
You were doing like kind of like a weird
vocal thing, right?
That's her style, though.
But there's a lot of people that do that.
I had never.
She just mastered it.
You should have said, hey Simon Kyle,
you ever heard a young thug chief key?
Fuck you, fucking douchebag.
Did you see the tweet she put up
when she got eliminated?
She put up chief keeps Katie Perry like suck the skin off my dick.
Oh my God, that's so funny.
Because Katie Perry was nice to you at first and she started being a bitch online.
She called me a Karen and my girl, I'm the furthest from a Karen.
I'm a fucking whore.
Like she was being a Karen on the show but then they cut the part.
No.
We can't really talk about it.
Okay, she said she's about a contract so I can't say like exactly.
Oh shit.
But basically Katie Perry is an abuse of Nazi.
I love Katie Perry.
I love the American Idol production team.
She's worse than Ellen.
Y'all made me who I am.
She's worse than Ellen.
You heard her here first.
I heard she was crazy.
Katie Perry, you suck.
You take another one.
That's like another one.
Where's the alcohol?
It's your piano.
I'm kind of having fun and drunk with you guys.
This is kind of fun.
It's like round two.
It's like a reunion.
It's a good time.
It takes a second for me to start, but when I start, I'll get you drunk.
It's been a busy week of interviews.
You gotta rewind.
I saw you had.
Bryce here yes.
I saw that you were saying you're sober now and I was like, I was like, I don't think
you think ETA is asshole in outer space?
I know she ate a white rapist's ass.
I don't know shit about that.
There's only so many.
I know.
I know.
I know.
That's hot.
That's hot.
It could have been Eminem.
That's hot.
That's hot.
That's hot.
That's hot.
Signed me up.
You like Jack Harlow.
For sure.
For sure.
He's a cracking young white boy, Annie.
A cracking young white boy, Annie.
I'm just saying.
He's cracking.
I think you're the most croaking.
I didn't know what person.
And I saw like this TikTok come up
and I was like.
No, with our only fans money,
we're gonna do a reality show.
Yo, she keeps dipping the dick in the shot.
Why?
So it tastes like a shot.
I wonder what YouTube's policy
on dick-shipped candy is.
We literally, no, we talked about a reality show
like so long ago.
And we're just like, if they followed us around.
That's what we didn't go to,
was that us through we were making an only fans
to get money to make our own reality show.
reality show.
Because that's what we
ultimately wanted.
Nobody was giving it to us.
So I was like, fuck it.
Let's all make only fans.
And then let's like blue fans.
Use our money to make our own reality show.
Because I had told him this TV company
like reached out to me for a reality show.
And they were like, tell them.
Like if it was us, it would go crazy.
Just because of like how we are and like everything,
especially together.
We're like, we're like.
We're like.
And I literally.
I literally met with a guy and like talked to him about and everything.
And like I can't say the actual like the which TV company it is.
but I'm seeing him tomorrow.
You guys are like the note girls.
Yeah, exactly.
When I watch them, I'm like, oh shit, the boys, bitch, we're the girls.
I want to drink a whole bottle of 42 with Steve will do it.
I will do a whole bottle with him.
We got to get you guys on their app where they put all the dirty shit.
Let's do it.
I'll do it.
Now that I'm managing you guys, we're going to be creating all these new.
I mean, I'm going to talk to Leonard about it, but I like the idea.
We've been needing it as well.
I'm really serious.
I don't know if we're ready to take on four bitches at once.
I like the idea, though.
We immediately just go to scale.
Right.
Just zero to 100.
Nobody wants to manage us.
We'll manage you and then we'll hire somebody to be more of like the day to day helping us make sure everything falls in mind.
House phone.
You fuck Housephone yet?
No.
He's a hoarse.
You got to fuck him and tell me what it's like.
I haven't fucked any no jumper alumni.
I love Housephone.
He's a homie.
You got to suck Houseone off and tell us what the smells like.
No, thank you.
Is he circumcised?
I love him.
No, he's got cheese on his dick, I heard.
He's circumcised?
I'm just kidding.
He's not cheese on his dick.
You're not white.
So is Hakeem.
He told me the first second I met him.
But that he has cheese on his dick?
Oh, wait, I don't want to talk about.
That's rude.
Okay.
Moving on.
I don't discriminate against cheese.
She loves cheese.
She's not lactose intolerant everybody.
Me and Josh are lactose intolerant, and we still love cheese.
Wait, what?
What?
Pause.
What the fuck?
All right, so again, you were on American Idol
and things got weird.
Tell us, was anything good from behind the scenes
and shit that we should know about before?
What did I sign?
We had to sign a bunch of shit.
Jack, because they were, I remember.
So, they were in a clip of mine
because I was cussing out the cameras.
Oh, that was so fun.
Cheese dick.
What the fuck?
Cheez dick.
I feel like cheese dick is when they're uncut.
Right?
Like peek-a-boo dick?
I've heard about that.
Peek of cheese dick.
When you're uncut, you have cheese dick.
That's why I'm so glad to a thing.
Just use condoms.
I've always wondered like what, you're into condoms?
I do condoms.
Get tested and then we'll talk.
If I'm fucking someone I don't know like that.
Yeah, yeah.
I don't, uh, the condom thing to me.
It's like, I'm not gonna fucking throw a wool blanket either.
Yeah.
You do what I'm saying?
You don't need a condo.
But that's why I haven't worn a condom for five years.
I mean, I hope they're not.
No, but I mean like me and her fuck other girls,
but they're all in the porn or.
So they're tested.
They're too straw on the ground.
I don't know what?
He's a dirty ground straw.
Anyway.
We don't know if they're tested, so we need condoms.
Okay, I guess this is the main question, and that's a good point.
Thank you for saying that.
But this is the main thing that I want to get at is what was it like when they realized that you had sold pussy before because of your no jumper interview?
They didn't know.
But then the blog started talking about it.
Like, that was pretty crazy.
So Adam, let me elaborate.
So we had a whole, if they sue me, it's okay.
I'll help you.
I'll pay a third.
I will get a third with you.
So basically, I like, Sydney, you're making your only face.
You gotta go hard with the only fans.
I love her.
I lied to the entire ABC production about my past.
And told them what?
Oh, and so the very first questions they asked you,
like, is in the psychological exam is like,
oh, are you, the first question they asked me is like,
are you, have you ever been a stripper,
exog dancer, blah, blah, blah.
Yeah.
And like, so I was like, it's amazing to ask you that right.
So I was like, no, no.
You rebel?
No.
No.
I lied out of my ass to them.
And because my government name wasn't on that interview that we did, you know?
So when it finally came out when my whole audition got aired, that's when it came out.
And I was like, okay, you know what?
This is what it is.
I have to own it.
My mom sell it.
My whole family saw it.
The interview.
Yes, they all sell everything.
How do they see it?
It's viral.
We love two hours of.
When you Google my name, it pops up.
as Erica Perry and like there it is.
I don't understand how because we didn't tag
any of your actual names in it.
I think Yuri did.
No, I've looked through the tags.
We talked about this.
Although I agree, Yuri is definitely a bad guy.
By the way, we have our on YouTube, Hayden and Rochelle.
And like, you have to tag the name, right,
for it to pop up.
When I look through the tags.
No, no, no, I think people looked up our names
and then they found you from it
because it's like, we're the only people on your page.
But they fucking found it like regardless.
And so.
Who gives a fuck?
To be honest, like, Adam at first, like, I was like, okay, this is happening.
But then I was like, you know what?
It is what it is.
And, like, life is what it is.
And so you just got to keep flowing.
I got a lot of hate comments.
Not going to lie.
What's new?
And, like, I'm pretty sure a lot of the hate comments were from American Idol contestants
because the way that they were attacking me was very personal.
It's like, hmm, really, bitch?
You and your mom?
Oh, I see you.
Because a lot of these people on American Idol have probably their whole life
and working towards being a pop singer and not like you who's just like taking large detours
to sell ass and strip and go on no jumper.
Well, I feel like American Idol people are from the middle of nowhere
and they think that going on the show is going to make them famous.
They're a bunch of losers who never sold pussy before.
Period. Period.
That's why each is my American Idol.
It's the idol for me.
I even thought, I have even had people that I thought I was cool with where like, don't go back on a show.
I'm like, dude, you don't understand that like in the same, like, in the same space, like, Adam I are in the same lane where it's like you can't judge, you can't judge someone based on like just because of a podcast or anything.
It's like it is what it is.
You can't judge.
I don't know.
That was two hours of my 24 years.
Exactly.
Exactly.
Yeah.
Getting that blackout drunk in two hours, like, of course you're going to see the worst of us.
And that's fine.
It was very revolutionary.
That's what I'm saying.
It was revolutionary.
Some of the shit I said was very ignorant.
Yeah, of course.
But like, that's old.
And there's a lot of people that told us not to come back.
And I'm sorry for anything I said that was offensive.
I'm not going to not come back.
I'm sorry for anything I said that was offensive to anyone.
I'm very sorry.
Anyways, no, really though.
But the first interview, like, I apologize if I said anything crazy.
I know I said incriminating things.
I'm not sorry, but I didn't do that.
Well, incriminating things for myself.
I'm not sorry about.
But if I said anything about.
Other people.
I'm so sorry.
If I said anything like politically incorrect,
which I probably did.
I completely apologize and I'm very sorry.
Is the political correctness?
What?
Did you like harass any like minorities?
No.
What are minorities?
You don't know what a minority is?
No, wait, like which ones are you talking about?
I'm just talking shit.
What are minority?
What is potential?
What is potential?
What is potential?
Um,
Adam?
Adam, you need to take another show.
I didn't take the last one you gave me.
No, no, no, I got one right here.
Adam, oh my god.
You guys gave me the boss cup with the brass knuckles on it.
Last time when we went on with house phone, did you realize the whole monitor broke?
Really?
Did you see it?
I didn't know that.
I think he broke.
What is a monitor?
The monitor, the screen that was there.
He broke it, we didn't.
The computer?
Back at the Melrose story.
Oh, back there.
I think I kind of remember that, yeah.
I think I kind of remember that.
I'm sorry.
I apologize.
I'll pay you with my 10%.
House of it, not us.
You guys really got a fuck house phone.
Let's return to that.
He's not.
I just want to know what it was like.
Or help.
I want to know.
I'm sorry.
You could help him make his only fans debut.
I've kind of felt like he was due for a while.
Yes.
I feel like, no, I saw your interview and you were like,
the blackout girls was the best moments of my life.
Oh my gosh.
You said the black girls was the best for your decade.
I told her that.
It was on a podcast.
I'm thankful for that.
Our new manager supports us.
Yeah.
I thought she was putting us on a story.
We're signing the papers right after this interview.
Honestly,
I'm going to talk to Atlanta and try it because that's my goal.
I feel like we could help.
Where's my phone?
Yo, honestly, though,
when I did that Selena and Eliza interview,
they each made like 100K on fucking OnlyFans
for like every month after that.
Damn, that's insane.
From one interview.
That's 10K for you.
We didn't even hook up.
Like, we didn't even like do shit on.
on Lena's only fans, which is like a huge way that we could, you know, do all that.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I'll bust it.
Fire as fun.
I'll bust it.
I think it's the future.
We could do a lot.
It's 2021.
Every bitch has the only fan.
I'm ready.
I know.
That's what I was like, I'm just gonna do it.
I'm ready.
I might have especially because.
The things that I post on my Instagram, everyone's like, it's giving me only fans vibes.
So they're like, why not just actually post it on only fans?
Why don't they get paid for it?
I feel like ET is wearing the same thing that she was wearing last time.
That's what we said.
That's what we said.
I'm wearing different.
She always loves her whole life.
Little booty matter.
Little booty's matter.
Yo.
Hey,
got her way to her fitting in this seat.
Coila Ray,
I love her.
She represents little booties.
But her shit be moving though.
We moved that.
Why don't she be moving like that?
Hold on Hayden.
Okay.
She got a little booty,
but I feel about that.
What?
What?
Blow booty.
Coy.
Oh.
You all for the course?
I literally, I asked her.
She's kind of a lesbian.
Why?
She's bad.
But I literally told her.
You know you want to kiss me right now.
Shut up.
I wonder what her eating pussy is like.
Jesus Christ.
Does she even like girls?
No.
She has to like she's straight now, ain't she?
No, I don't know if she likes girls or not.
Is anyone actually straight?
I just think she's cute as fuck.
That's all.
Yeah, she's a baby.
She's a very, like, different look,
but.
I'm so down on her.
I'm like, for what?
I'm so confused.
My gram is probably in the comments.
Yo, my dick, gross.
Can you open it?
Coelera, these girls want you to use their face like a toilet.
Um, well.
Have you seen her TikTok videos?
Her TikToks are bomb.
She'd be moving.
Shippy fucking clapping.
I didn't know skinny girls could make it move like that.
Little booty's really dramatic.
Adam, for the record.
You called, um, what was his name?
You call me the ice Poseidon.
No, you call me the skinny.
one.
I mean,
you are the skinny one though.
You are.
If it's four,
then she's also
brought up the skinny one.
You also said I was on Ice Poseidens.
I looked into research of that.
I'm not that girl,
Samantha.
Oh,
you're not.
I'm not Samantha.
I think what they thought
that you were a girl
from the Ice Poseidon stream.
Yeah,
it was a girl named Samantha
that had a smelly pussy.
That ain't me.
How did you know?
Did you smell it?
Did you smell it?
The whole video.
It's like,
Oh, I didn't watch it.
I haven't watched it.
I haven't watched it.
I don't remember.
You watched it with me.
her pussy smell and they're like her pussy smell.
Can we get an independent analysis of your vagina smell?
Like if we just have one of our employees give us sniffed up?
Laura?
Adam!
Laura's like,
no,
Adam.
Can I please have one of those things?
I know,
I had to ask.
I was like I'm fine.
She said Laura,
right?
Where did you find Laura?
Laura, you're the best.
Laura,
But it's old-school rapper.
You got a good pick.
Yeah, I was worth it.
She's honestly amazing.
Right when we walked up, I felt welcomed.
I was like, wait, my anxiety is gone.
No anxiety shit, no more.
I had so much anxiety coming back.
Really?
I did.
I did.
I'm not going to lie.
I feel the way about Laura that I feel about my girl, honestly,
which is that she's just, she's loyal.
She's supposed to get broke with her.
I can't.
You have anxiety coming here?
I just, I fuck with her too much, you know?
Loyalty is all that.
Literally, when you called me, I was like, I felt fine, but I think it was
also because you guys called me.
Yeah.
For a minute, she was like, I watched your last interview.
Can I be in the next one?
That was forever ago.
That's why they called me.
I literally left my last appointment.
And they said, what are you doing right now?
I said, going to my nail appointment, they said, no, come here right now.
Fuck a nail.
Those are cute.
You got the smiley faces.
Yeah, but they need a fell.
But do you want to use?
I have some of the cup.
I thought no anxiety, but I think it's because you guys are here.
You want someone for any fat?
I'm comfortable.
Adams here.
You guys.
Just don't, my advice for your career is just don't go too deep into the Selena
Powell exposing lane.
No, we know that already.
Honestly, like, the Selena thing would have probably lasted a lot longer on a jumper
if it wasn't.
Like, her exposing rappers just became too complicated for us real quick.
That's a crime.
And I don't think that she was specifically trying to do that,
but I think that it was way too easy for people to, like, go with that narrative.
I feel like, what is her narrative now?
Like, is she going to keep exposing people?
Does she want to fight us?
Like, what's good?
bitchless bops.
No, we saw that she was coming to L.A.
I was like,
you guys got to rub your pussies together for only fans.
That's better than fighting.
No, I'm going to suck dick for only fans.
I'm never sucked dick before I ever rubbed my pussy.
Would you suck a dick with Selena Powell?
No.
Why not?
Because she might outdo you.
Can I suck your dick for my only fans?
I would never outdo me.
I would have to ask my manager, Lennon of the plus.
Lena?
All right, I'm down a second with her.
She's going to be our second manager.
She'll, wait, tell her.
I'm down for the cause.
I am going to have a conversation.
about you guys after this interview because I think there's a lot of synergy.
To be honest, I really fucked with Lena.
I felt like a mutual.
I think I cried to her after the interview.
You did?
While you were blackout drunk.
Wait, there's also a misconception that me and her are bad friends because you were throwing
up and we were trying to leave her.
No.
That was kind of my perspective as well.
Yeah, it was.
It was.
It was.
It looked crazy.
To go see someone else after.
I wasn't planning.
to get that fucked up.
He's irrelevant.
Metro Booman?
Huh?
Metro Boomer's not a relevant.
No, no, no.
The guy was going to see he was relevant.
But like, I didn't know about what happened after I left.
So that was not.
Can I also say the elaboration as well?
So like, it was said when we told that whole story about like the waiter and quote, he wasn't a waiter.
I thought he was a waiter.
Like I told that story in a sense where I was just talking about how he's a waiter.
No, he owns a bunch of friends.
I'm so much.
He was a sugar daddy.
He was a sugar daddy.
He owned a bunch of franchises.
when, oh my God, I'm so fucked up.
Do you guys have
that we're gonna have to worry about
if we go into business?
No, I did.
They didn't.
They've never had a sugar daddy.
I have.
I had a whole sugar daddy
in, well, in New York.
I thought he was a waiter
when I first met him.
He was not a waiter.
He owned a bunch of franchises.
I'm so fucked up right now.
I can't even talk correctly right now.
I'm too.
Popped him in his hands as he tied.
So that's what I got to say.
It was not a waiter.
He owned a bunch of businesses
in fucking New York,
in the whole world.
He was a rich ass motherfucker
He was not a waiter
He fucking owned shit
And he was trying to human traffic me
Okay
Oh God
What is that mean human traffic day?
First of all
Why would he fly me out
With no one way
But fly my friends out
Because he didn't want to meet them
Okay he did kiss us out
Because we brought zero dollars
No but he didn't meet you ever
No this is a point where I thought
Like I don't know what I thought
But I was like
I'm gonna go to New York with zero dollars
was zero dollars. I've never been to New York. So when she was like, I have a sugar daddy going to fly you guys out.
Adam, he didn't want to meet them. And that's why I thought I was like, why wouldn't you want to eat my
friends right away? That's really weird. So you guys all went to New York together and then he didn't
want to meet them? He didn't want to meet them. He disappeared to South Africa. He wanted to see me when he
got back from whatever trip he was on, which was in South Africa. Which was an acid trip.
Okay.
Girl. No, she had flown out a night before. Spent time with him. We came out.
I didn't spend time with him.
I didn't even fuck him or anything.
Oh, but I'm saying that, like, we came the next day after you had already been there.
Yeah, I'd already been in L.A.
I never met that man.
So you ate his ass.
No.
But I have eaten a white rapper's ass.
Can we, I don't know who.
If it's not Jack Harlow, who else is there?
It's someone who is in the top popping cradigory.
Cratagory.
White rappers, it's, okay, it's, there's like three of the.
them, right?
Jeezzy, Jack Harlow.
I'm trying to think of white rappers who are popping right now.
It's not that many.
Let's just say my tongue was deep in a white rip for sass in this category that is popping.
It was deep in.
It's pop it.
It's definitely Jack Harlow.
It was deep in the ass-home.
What's that?
I didn't say that.
Holy, I take it back.
I said my tongue.
Jack Harlow, we know.
I said my.
You was getting your doo-doo shoe cleaned out.
It's all good.
I don't think it's good.
I'm sorry.
I take it out.
I take a bad.
I take a bad.
Yeah, I'm not there to us.
I didn't say who it was,
but this hole right here knows where the fuck.
She knows where the bodies are hidden.
What?
Jack Harlow,
I was just kidding.
I know.
We're all kidding.
He's not shit.
He's so cute.
But what's popping?
What's popping?
Can you imagine the gossip in the city post?
Like,
these girls said that Jack Harlow,
let them eat his ass.
Oh my gosh.
I didn't even say I ate any of us.
I don't know about ET's sexual.
I'm not trying to get Sudatch here, so I'm just going to say.
Allegedly.
We don't air rappers, I don't know a jumper anyway.
But I feel like if Jack Harlow is not the kind of guy who would be embarrassed to have gotten his booty tongue down.
I don't feel like he gives us.
I don't know much about him.
He's from Kentucky.
We love Kentucky.
What does that mean?
They kind of do that, right?
I don't know.
What happens in Kentucky?
I don't know if people in Kentucky are more or less likely to want to get their asses eaten.
Maybe they want to experience that little more because.
Oh, possibly.
What's popping?
Oh, what's popping?
She's like, maybe.
What's popping?
Brand new ass just hopped in.
Ooh.
I'm about to get a round two.
What else should we cover
before we wrap this here?
You're trying to wrap this up?
I mean, I just want to know.
Like, what are the important things to cover?
Oh, hell.
No.
He's trying to wrap this up.
You're bored.
I might have to take a piss.
I'm going to leave.
I'm going to take this shot
and then leave you guys alone for a few minutes.
Oh, that's great.
Laura, keep a close eye on him.
I'm scared.
Are you being dead ass?
I'm going to leave.
I'm going to go pee.
That's good for it.
Are you done with this?
No, I'm gonna let you guys podcast alone for like five minutes while I go urinate
and then I'm gonna come back.
But the first time I take this shot.
If I take the shot, then I'll have more to pee out.
Okay.
Well, don't pee the shot out.
Shot o'clock.
So, Laura.
E.T.
don't try to bust it for Laura.
Let's talk about you, E.T.
So how do you feel ever since you've been on national television?
I feel, um,
prevailed to the world.
E.T. talk about your haters and your lovers.
My haters and my lovers.
Well,
love my haters. Love my lovers.
Just kidding. I aired out my ex,
but like him and I are good now. We're all good.
Eared him out. It's the past.
It is the past.
Wait, tell me about...
Couple wet wipes kiss a bum trying to touch me.
Ew. Wait, we should all take a shot together.
Blackout girls. Come on.
Shut. She needs to get drunk.
I don't know how many.
Do you realize how much I've been drinking this whole time?
I don't care.
We don't care.
We do not care.
And you're watching this right now,
take a show.
I've been drinking non-stop.
I am drunk already.
I literally, I am drunk.
We were drinking before we were three hit one.
I don't know what's happening right now.
Wait, I know.
So anyways.
Whatever she's smoking is a car on.
Sydney, tell us a crazy story.
I like that.
Please, of the industry.
Like, since you've been started doing music videos and everything.
Yes.
Yes.
Sydney, come on.
Tell us.
What's popping?
Like, what's a rapper or someone?
Does anyone take your phone?
That's been crazy.
Yeah, who's taking your fucking phone?
No, thank God.
Is this a rebel?
Not anymore.
Like, don't be wrong.
They used to, but now I just, I'll leave before someone takes my phone.
Okay, okay.
You got it in the same way.
Wait, who takes your phone?
Except for, if you're drunk, you'll be like, here.
Who is not?
If you're drunk, but if I'm drunk or sober, I'm, mm-mm.
But I know whenever we go out with you, it's fine, because you're going to be like, no.
They cannot pick that phones away.
Because if they try to take your phones, I'll literally be like, sorry, we'll leave.
But that's also what he was like, do you like, when he was telling her he was like,
how is it like hanging around two girls that like got Vibios?
You have two bad bitches around you all the time.
Period.
But you guys are bad bitches without surgery.
But I'm just saying.
Like being able to be like, look, I got these bad bitches.
Like, look at the, that's what it is.
That's what it is.
Yeah.
No, I feel like.
I have some in his cup of him here for you.
I.
I need not going to get my bobs done so oh okay you already know let me see after you're
okay I'm picking you up I'm picking you all me family fans period oh what was I saying
shit I'm gonna talk about some motherfuckers I have all right E T talk your shit talk yo shit
shot a clock E T and shot a clock oh Laura okay where's your shot at where is that
with your little gray penis yeah why does E.T have a
Pren penis.
Allegedly?
Not allegedly?
That's not green.
Thank you.
I hate it.
That is not green.
B. Hall likes to say that like, you know, it never happened.
I'm a fucking TikToker.
No, bitch.
You know that shit happens.
Like, what are you fucking saying?
Allegedly, not allegedly.
Yo, dick may have been inside of me.
You may have cheated on.
Yo, girl.
I'm at his one.
Cheers.
Eden, what is new?
Um, what's a new?
I don't know.
2020's been a weird year.
I've been chilling, really, because I'm done with music videos.
I feel like, 2020, like, slowed us down with our music videos in every day.
But I'm so done with them anyways.
Like, it made me much.
It took, like, probably like two to four week break.
Yo, I don't like the swab up my nose, so it took a long break for me.
Huh?
Yeah.
I did all of those.
No, I did the swabs.
No, I did the,
How deep did it go?
This is the empty as fuck.
It went all the way back to my nose.
The front one, I did the finger prick twice.
How did that feel?
Great.
You're a fucking criminal.
That's great.
I'm totally kidding.
I'm just a little lit.
It's fine.
We might make a rap group though called the girls.
We already have a song written.
Going out with the girls.
We're going out with the girls.
Whichever.
Period.
Bitch, get on my fucking seat.
Get on her leg.
Get in my lap.
Get in my belly.
Ooh,
let's go.
I got a pee too,
so I'll be right back.
Okay.
Now, everybody can just switch.
I mean,
stole it from me.
E.T.
smashes her phone.
You better hurry up E.
E.T.
You better hurry up.
You already fucking went.
Yo, these podcasts
have so much energy.
They're so lit up.
I was so excited for today.
I haven't seen Adam in so long.
We got to do this more often.
I'm so.
You're a manager now.
We're doing this.
You're a minute.
You agree that.
Yasi is prettier than
stoss.
Right.
I agree.
Because I saw her little argument with O.T.
You like that?
Oh, I saw that too.
I loved it.
I was like, you know, almost more iconic than a E.T.
The threat?
I was like, oh my fucking gosh.
Listen, I know you guys like to drink.
You don't like to drink as much as Yassie.
Yesy, get the fuck over here.
Is that a threat?
She is the true blackout girl.
Ooh, I gotta see this for myself.
Can't take a shot.
Now you're managing five, bitch.
I haven't seen it.
Oh my God.
Imagine the contracts we would have to get that like, oh, the girl who does social media for you, you're now managing her only fans.
Okay, we need 80,000 pages of documentation.
Anyway.
Also, she's an illegal immigrant.
Why are you saying that on the air, Adam?
I'm just kidding.
She is not an illegal image.
She was born out of my mom's.
Yo, but that's her merch.
Her hat she's wearing that says Lil' leagues.
That's her merch that she made to diss OT in his hood.
She's a shooter.
Yeah, we need your merch, by the way.
Oh, we'll let's shoot.
all kinds of shit.
Yeah, I'm excited then.
Because we never got any.
I was like, yeah.
What did you guys talk about while we were away?
Everything.
I was away.
Don't believe me.
We talked about you just a little bit, though.
What?
Like we went a little crazy talking about you.
Then I'm a great dad.
That, yeah, and a little bit else.
You're a daddy.
Daddy.
Dude, Parker is the biggest.
Lenn is a mommy.
Yes.
Yeah.
Are you guys confident in ET's mental health?
Yeah.
I love it.
I think she's in the best.
It's all over the place,
but I think what she's at now is like she's,
she's good right now.
She's not her personality.
People think like
that she's not there in her mental health
but it's literally her personality.
Like that's who she is.
She's just never there.
Mental health is a personality.
No, I'm just saying like she's fully just like out there
like amazing like that's just who she is.
It's nothing to do with her mental health.
I feel like the guy she was with is trying to like make her not sing,
make her not be crazy.
Make her not be like herself.
Let's stop him with the air time.
Yeah, honestly.
He's over.
I wonder if I know this dead guy.
No, you don't.
No, no, he's literally a fucking irrelevant.
Like, dead-ass in a relative.
Dead and irrelevant.
Period.
Bye.
Yeah.
Her sugar daddy would have been funny here to ruin.
Yasus' baby daddy got killed right before she moved out here.
Damn.
I'm shaking my head.
He was a fentanyl dealer.
Love him.
R. IP.
No, our drug dealer had died last year.
And it caused us to not really talk to ET.
Because remember we were sober when we were on last time.
Yeah, he had a drill rapper.
We told you, no more Xanax.
After the interview, we relapse.
Oh, Zanz are a motherfucker.
They're a motherfucker.
And so our dealer had died.
Especially if you drinking.
We had seen that like our dealer had died
and that we were on fet and all
from the whole time.
For like years.
And so like, not years.
It was probably like months.
It was like since we had relapsed after the show.
It was like last January till he died.
And then he died and then he died on the same day as pop smoke.
And then E.T. thought we fucking killed pop smoke.
Because I was trying to hang.
I was like gonna hang out with him that day.
But I got like this weird vibe.
And it was just like,
Not right?
Never ever.
I would never.
You are not with the hoot.
He was so nice.
He was so, can't run with that.
R-P to him too, by the way.
RIPP, pop a smoke, like for real, for real.
But E.T. didn't talk to us for fucking months after that.
Because she was so convinced.
She was so convinced.
No, she's fine.
It was her birthday too, so I was like.
Dear God.
Yeah.
It's lit.
It's a situation.
It's a lituation.
It's a lituation.
It's a lituation.
It's a lituation.
I really did miss you.
Is there anything that you guys want to talk about that you couldn't talk about?
There she is.
E.T. just walks into a wall
real quick. She's out here.
But look at her vogan for Laura.
She loves Laura.
It's a situation.
No, is there any questions you?
She doesn't like people.
So if she likes you, it's a thing.
It's a thing.
She did.
AT talk about who you don't like our friends.
I try to fucking fight this bitch.
You don't like any of her friends.
I thought every one of Hayne and Michelle's friends
are fucking annoying as shit.
Yep.
First of all, there's this one girl.
I'm not going to announce her name,
but she tries to get so much clout.
It's like, honey, fuck off.
Sydney's the only friend I like of Hayd and Michelle.
I don't fuck with any of these hodes.
Any of these dumb hos try to fuck with Hay Michelle.
Fuck you.
Now that I've had a few drinks,
E.T. is reminding me how much fun drunk girls are.
I totally forgot.
I totally forgot how charming a wasted girl can be.
No, no, no, no, no, dude, do, do, do.
We're not just any wasted girl.
I did, do, do, do, do, do, do.
I would never this table.
I just try to give you a laptop.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Parker's dad is not going to be getting any lap dances.
No, no, no, no.
Adam, would let her care if they give you, like, a little syndrome?
Lena probably would rather you wait.
Can let her pull up again.
I wish she could, but, dude, her time is so,
her schedule is, like, rigid as fuck because we got to be.
I want to take another shot.
Let's fucking get fucked up.
Adam take a shot.
Bro, I have another one right here.
Take care right now.
Yo, Lena, goat mom.
Goat mom.
Is she?
How so elaborate.
She just is like.
She seems, I watch your vlogs.
There's no way to explain when you're like a good album.
She's the best mom ever and then like I'll try to be like, yo, I gotta show you this movie and then I like look over and she's like Googling like mom shit.
No, but I looked on Lena's Twitter because I was trying to do my research before this and I was like, damn her tits are still popping.
Who's her doctor?
That's what I'm saying, right?
But that's the weird decision for her is like, do you get your shit tuned up right after you have the baby?
Do you wait to have another baby and then you get your shit tuned up?
She looks amazing.
She does.
You look amazing, Lena.
That's why I'm going to get mine done.
That's why it's weird when I come home and I'd just be like, you know, looking at her just like, oh, my God, let me get in that.
And then she's like fully like, oh, I've been breastfeeding for eight hours.
I don't want to fuck, you know.
As soon as you'll manage us.
Are you managing my only fans?
I already sent her, I sent her a text being like,
yo, I think we should do this.
Yeah.
Wait, please.
How old is your, how old is you get?
My baby?
Yes.
Five months.
That's a sign.
Five months, five years.
It's perfect.
I remember.
55th street.
I don't know.
Oh, 50.
Fifth.
If you guys are ready to get in the only fans game, then I think they wish to get in
a ball.
I'm so ready.
You guys are like a little bit less edgy Selena Powell.
What do you mean?
We're just not going to expose anybody.
Apoll just like aired out so many rappers.
But, big, if you want to fight.
That's why we don't air anyone out.
Let's bring it.
I'm on my Austin McBrugh!
Sorry, I'm sorry.
I'm like Austin McBrugh.
Hayden.
Let's fight,
I'm on my Austin McGrum.
You smashed him?
No.
Talk about it.
I didn't.
Sorry, Catherine.
Why not?
Sorry Catherine.
But I didn't.
Oh my God.
You're like a little mini Catherine.
I'd say.
So see it.
Shout out,
Catherine.
Wow, that's hilarious.
We're not the same doctor because.
Dude, we got to do a, if we're going to manage you, we have to do a fake only fans parody.
Let's do it.
Because, yo, like in the real porn world, they would do like, okay, Simpsons parody porn.
Is it like the Easter one?
Can we do the Easter one next Easter?
Oh, easy.
We really got away until Easter.
We could just bring the bunny suit back out.
I don't want the bunny suit.
But then, yo, we could do fake Ace family porn with.
and oh my god that's so...
I'm down to be the babies.
I'll be the baby right now, Ace family.
Go ahead.
Call her L.
I wish I could tell you guys what she is showing me right now.
I feel like it's not...
But wait, but wait.
I'll say it.
Sydney, what are you showing him?
Adam, just fucking expose the bitch.
Yo.
What do you have to say, Adam?
I love your insight.
Yo. I feel like Bryce tall already knows.
about that type of stuff.
Bryce Hall.
Already knows the in-holes of my pussy.
Watching a movie.
Allegedly.
I wasn't there.
Allegedly.
Yo, Bryce Hall, bro.
No, Austin, you're going to get serious
by your family, bro.
It's not.
Bryce Hall knows the halls of my pussy,
allegedly.
Alleged leave.
He saved me.
I love this podcast.
You're like the Lennon of the group now.
You're like the prude one.
This is crazy.
Oh, my God.
I'll bust it if it pays the rent.
No, I'm just kidding.
I'm just kidding.
Bro, what the floor?
My whole life has changed.
Do you get more drunk for us?
We want to get turned.
I'll do one more shot before we end the pod.
It's almost.
End it?
Let's not end the pot.
Let's go all the time.
How much only do you guys want to go?
Can we go live?
We go live?
We have.
It's like a bag.
You know we carry the last I already.
Did you see my fight with that man that I allegedly hit with my Yuri's
scooter? Huh? What? I
allegedly hit this man's car with
Yuri's scooter. Yo, y'all didn't drive, right?
Wait, why didn't look? Trying to like your bathroom.
Your bathroom is beautiful.
Get a Uber.
Wait, Adam, why didn't let him?
Can you drive me?
No, I cannot drive you home.
I'm just kidding.
I probably shouldn't drive myself home.
It was this.
Give me an Uber.
Show Adam. I already showed him.
She just showed me over.
Adam. How do you know the tea before I do?
I just showed him.
You think Catherine's going to leave his ass if Bryce
knocks him out?
I don't know what.
Me and Catherine can haul out and something.
This is my prediction.
This isn't their opinion, but I think Catherine is stuck in a very dark hole,
like a black hole that's like sucking her in.
She doesn't even know what to fucking do with it.
I know you guys don't agree with this.
Her birthday is the day before mine, so I feel you.
What does that have to do with my prediction?
I don't want anything to do with their prediction.
I think the girl sucked in a black hole that's sucking her in.
Oh my God.
This is why there's makeup on this.
We're sucking her.
What are we talking about?
Your mom, your mom on balls on a dirty fucking dick.
Adam, is there any more question?
Good.
I'm just so taking the back, Rob.
Adam, the fact that you're wanting to end this fucking stream is making me want to like...
We're not even live.
You're gonna have to wait like a week before you find out.
I'm so pissed.
I was like he post them.
I was like, I think this is a real thing.
And you're also like, oh, it's not gonna like, this is gonna be done soon.
It was just a little of it.
little bit like I appreciate that you guys think that you should be on
stream for like three hours but I feel like an hour and a half is pretty good
nope they watched a good two hours it was like a movie
yo ET has a certain charm about it she goes noop she just got some good catchphrases right
maybe I'm narcissistic and I like to be on the camera for a minute a few minutes
yeah you know it's so good as I'm so not dropping this interview until we sign our
only fans contract
Fine.
Let's sign it today.
Adam, I mean dead ass.
I want you in my manager.
I'm serious.
Because if I haven't started yet,
I would take paper to the pen for 30%.
I think Adam's going to take me in Rochelle before he takes anyone.
You got to love a girl that's going to call you at a number higher than you were thinking about asking.
Maybe 10%.
Adam,
you've got to take me in Rochlefuss.
Maybe 10%.
I'm going to say they're a different because they've actually got it started.
I'm saying that because I haven't started it yet at all.
Listen.
I just got nonstop messages about asking what my only fans is.
I feel like why not because you're basically naked on Instagram.
That's what I'm saying.
So I'm like if I told you like 30% that gives you initiative to be like 30%
to make my only fans till you manage me.
I honestly I if Lena sees my vision, then we're lit.
Because I honestly I see it.
Like I see it.
Oh, I will say.
I'm ready to be a motherfucking porn.
The best thing about like doing all of us together is that we're so close.
So if you're like, all right, all of us are going to do one together.
Okay.
You know what's?
the best part is Lena just liked, she, she hearted my message.
We need to call her.
Call her.
Listen, Lenna responded.
Listen, she's such a boss, bitch.
You know what she says?
She goes, she's a bad bitch.
I'm down.
We'd have to get a team to run their only fans.
I wish she was here today.
Why didn't you fight your fucking white bitch?
I didn't fuck with her in the first interview.
I was like, dude, I was blacked the fuck out.
I was fucked up in the bathroom.
Adam, you just, you want me to, you want me to FaceTime Lena right now?
Let's FaceTime, let us black.
I was blocked out when I saw him.
I love Lena.
So we have that.
Adam, I must say, I'm sad this isn't life.
Lena!
Lena!
Miss you.
I swear.
We wish you were here today.
We really have been asking for you.
I'm in baby mom mode right now.
Girl, I get the mom.
We want a babysit.
They want a babysit really bad, babe.
We do.
Let me babysit.
Lena, I'm a mom.
Lena, I know.
They got one homie who's a mom and she's pretty cool too and she,
you know.
I'm very cool.
Lena's waist is snashed after the baby.
This girl looks, I don't understand how the fuck she had a baby, bro.
That's fucked up.
That's not fair to all the other girl.
Let me see.
Let me see.
Let's put it up for the thick bitches.
Just hold it to the mic.
Oh, baby.
We didn't get to do what we had to do.
Hello.
Hi.
We wish you were here today.
I'm sorry I couldn't be there guys.
I'm just in the nice feet.
Oh my gosh.
I was trying to prove that I could be independent.
Should I pull a black china?
Lena.
White China
Should I walk the fuck out?
Yeah, we're still here
But we miss you
Leonard, they made me take shots
I wish you were having fun
Made you
We weren't there for the baby shower
Yeah, you never invited us
To the baby shower
Oh my God
It was a virtual baby shower
Because of COVID
I know
And we hope we're there for the wedding
Five months ago
The baby shower was probably 10 months ago
Yeah
Well we'll hop you plan it
We'll do your Bachelorette part
I want to be a bridesmaid for sure.
I want to be a bridesma.
Isn't she?
Tell her.
Tell her.
I love you, let me see.
Yo, because I, what are you saying?
Are you doing?
Hayden, when is five months ago?
I had a few shots.
December or November?
Listen, Lena, I think that these girls are the perfect, like, ho prep team, like,
to bring the hoe out of you when you're done being a mom, you know?
Lena, I will eat your ass.
Oh, my God.
Dear, dear Lord.
I will eat your ass, too.
Lena, girl, we, I'm so sorry if I was.
like, what's the word when you're condescending?
You condescending a bad moment.
We're blasphousating.
That's not my vibe.
I'm not condescending or conservative.
We're trying to eat your asshole.
I want that mama booty.
What you say?
I want that milk booty.
I'm going to take an Uber.
I'm only in my car since I, you might have to pick him up.
I'll drive your car.
I might make Laura drive me home.
Yes, Laura.
We love Laura.
Laura rides a tricycle around town.
I know she looks good because I see her too.
years ago.
Lena?
Two years ago.
I told you, I had her on Snapchat like two years ago.
Yes, Lena is a babe.
That's what I'm saying.
I come home.
Lena's the goat.
I come home and I want a pipe but she's been breastfeeding for eight hours.
I had no clue who she was and like, before like anyone that I liked girls, I had her
on my stuff and I was the only girl.
She is, thank you.
She won over Kim K.
She won over Kim K.
That's the only.
I salute Lena and I fuck with Lena and I've always wanted to fuck with Lena.
Same.
The fuck out, but I fuck with you.
I mean, like, my bows are a little fucking, like.
No.
This might be one of the best podcasts ever.
My titty's just fell out.
You know, let's like get in a shot, but I'll help you get there.
But Lena, we're going to make you some money.
We're going to make you some money.
We love you.
Why do you start talking like Yosemite Sam when you're all round up?
I don't know.
Yo, I start talking like pop smoke sometimes.
I'll be awake.
I'll be awake.
Your voice changes.
Huh?
Wait.
And you won't stop.
No, I'm really gonna take it over here.
You'll literally just change your voice.
Love you.
And it won't stop.
Adam Leonard, are we partying?
That's why I'm over with time.
Yo, you gotta understand the baby thing is like a whole thing.
She can't just like party.
She can't just pop up.
We could plan a like content session like a week from now.
I'm trying to get tested and everything.
Oh, that would be good.
Yeah, she would appreciate that.
I don't want to.
I'm clean, but like I just want to prove it.
like she knows them, but if her
knowing that I'm a mom of five years,
she might be like, okay. You guys can be mom
but actually know, but I'm saying like
if you're like babysitting, all of them being there
would you trust us with your baby, babysitting her?
No, for sure, but I'm saying like, Lena
like on a whole other level, if you're like
oh, we want to babysit, but then if you're like
Sydney is actually a mama five year
she's coming, she might be
like, okay, that's different.
Because she actually has a kid.
Hayden would be trying to take shots with the baby
and that's just not, you know.
I would never make the baby to shot.
So we can have a little base of makeup.
No, we can babysit.
We can chill.
Look at E.T.
Oh,
no, Adam.
We'll babysit and I'll be in there.
I'll be like the mom of the group
and they'll be the fun one.
I like this idea.
Yo, should we all do the Instagram follow right now?
Because I don't think I follow any of you.
You don't follow you, Adam.
Yeah, you don't follow.
Me and Hayden.
I was like, Adam, I see you.
Let's do it.
You cannot give me a lap dance.
I know.
I know.
Lenn of the plug.
would be very upset.
Respect the relationship.
Period.
I know you're in the zone,
but you're going to have to take it out
on Josh or Yuri.
Where's Yuri at?
Yeah, ET is thriving.
Oh, you know you love ETA.
What is that, Adam?
Yo, I made my phone bastard.
I made my phone.
Go to Hayden's follow it.
I got him, I got him.
I followed.
No, no, no, go followers.
Okay.
Just tell Lennon.
I don't know.
I honestly,
how much do you charge for your first dick sucking the only fans?
Look at that.
We're friends.
Holy shit.
E.
T.
You're going to do the follow-out.
Me too.
He was like I would have never thought that.
E.T.
is never going to be able to spell her own Instagram name.
This is like a literal milestone.
It is.
E.
T said she would never hang out with you.
E.
T didn't even have an Instagram when she came on last time.
Do you remember that?
Look at all these people that we know in common.
Yeah.
He's like,
fuck you, bitch.
I'm flogging.
Rochelle, Sean.
Sean.
How do you know Sean?
You ate Sean's ass?
How do you know Rico's strong?
He's a porn star.
You're doing porn?
You fucking porn strip stars?
Cindy knows everywhere.
Crip porn stars?
I don't follow him.
You don't?
No, I don't know.
She knows everyone.
This is who follows me.
Anybody who does porn and bang's crypt is my homie.
Who?
Who was it?
Rico?
Rico strong.
Yeah, I don't know.
They follow me.
I don't follow them.
He bangs crib.
You know they found you?
The only.
The only people.
The only people I follow is Desto, Sean and Drew.
All right, I'm just trying to get you guys to follow
on me so that we can follow each other, etc.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, we can form this bond.
Adam, you're turning my sugar daddy.
Oh, you're already following Einty.
The club sugar daddy.
You're following me?
Rochelle, am I just going to type Rochelle?
No, you follow.
Hayden already did it.
Yeah.
I already follow you, Rachel Vega?
Hayden did it, yeah.
I got you.
Hayden put it in.
Oh, shit, okay, here we are.
We're lit.
Instagram's looking pretty good.
Little House phone liking all your pics.
He's still trying to get some pussy.
I like it.
I love him.
He's great.
He's great.
Love that for you.
Has house phone ever eaten your vagina?
No, we've never done anything sexual with house phone, but I love him.
I know Drew.
I know Drew filmed it.
We interviewed him a couple weeks ago, yeah.
Oh, okay.
Do you, are you trying to eat house phones ass in the new year?
No, I'm not.
What if he cleans it?
If he cleans it.
Just a little bit.
He doesn't have any blueberry jam on it.
All right, we're going to end this pod.
E.T.
He's not here to end it, though.
E.T.
We love you for what you are, which is a drunk-ass bitch.
I thought you hated me.
That's not true.
Bro, we gotta wrap this.
No job, bear.
Coolest podcast in the world.
Shout out to the blackout girls.
Shout out E.T.
Shout out Adam 22.
The No, girl.
Line of the plug.
And Parker, the baby.
Yeah, well, Parker Ann is an honorary blackout girl.
It's lit.
Parker Ann is our God baby.
Just so she could have friends.
Let's fucking go.
Y'all got to have a kid for sure.
No jump bird.
Coolest podcast or world.
Check us on YouTube SoundCloud, iTunes.
Shout to Laura.
Shout out Josh.
Shout out Jashy.
prettier than stars. Let's fucking go.
Drop a comment.
Bang, bang, bang.
Yeah.
