No Jumper - The Brittany Renner and Teanna Trump Interview (featuring Lena The Plug)

Episode Date: August 27, 2019

1:55 Brittany Renner’s Book “Judge This Cover” 2:40 Learned how to suck dick from Teanna Trump videos 5:55 How the friendship / bond came about 9:15 Looking for men on college tour 10:50 Brittany is an author first 11:40 Pornstar’s struggle of moving on to new careers 13:10 How has life changed since President Trump 14:00 Teanna would Fuck President Trump 14:50 Repercussions after first No Jumper Interview 15:28 Brittany’s beef with Adam22 16:10 Does Brittany hates men? 17:50 Dating life after book, avoiding public figures? 21:10 Avoiding drama and not using it for content 22:25 2nd book focusing on self help 24:15 Thoughts on cucumber viral videos 32:29 Brittany dating as a side chick for 10 months / 4 year relationship 35:10 Warning signs learned from dating 36:40 Sex is a must. Doesn’t hold out to test a man 41:00 Teanna and Brittany Sextape? 43:50 Brittany’s business relationship with Teanna 45:25 Teanna’s future after Vixen contract expires 48:30 Brittany on Lil Uzi Vert 54:50 Teanna bit boyfriend’s dick for cheating 56:15 Thoughts on Jay-Z’s business moves with NFL 1:01:40 Teanna Trump x No Jumper dating show 1:03:45 Monetizing their relationship ------- FOLLOW OUR NEW SPOTIFY PLAYLIST! https://spoti.fi/2vi9lsD CHECK OUT OUR ONLINE STORE!!! http://www.nojumper.com/ SUBSCRIBE for new interviews (and more) weekly: http://bit.ly/nastymondayz Follow us on Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/nojumper and iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/no-jumper/id1001659715?mt=2 and follow us on Social Media: http://www.twitter.com/nojumper http://www.instagram.com/nojumper http://www.reddit.com/r/nojumper JOIN THE DISCORD: https://discord.gg/Q3XPfBm follow Adam22 as well: http://www.twitter.com/adam22 http://www.instagram.com/adam22 and follow adam22hoe on Snapchat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We're looking at each other. No, yeah, we're looking at each other, yeah. Okay. It changes every time I come to the podcast. You guys have a new camera angle, so I'm just... Yeah, yeah, we've been switching it up. All right, right. Yeah.

No jumper, coolest podcasts in the world, and today I am here with returning veteran of this podcast, Tiana Trump. Thanks. Happy birthday. Thanks. Yeah, happy birthday to a real one. Along with returning co-host, one of the plug, who I may or may not sleep with and own a home with. And then our new... friend who I just met today, Brittany.

How you doing? How you doing? Brittany, Brittany, I'm wearing the same shirt, but I get the feeling that we're not on the same team. She is not feeling my energy. What is up with this? Are you guys up with this? No, I'm a Sagina.

I'm pretty close. I'm like two days away from Scorpio. You're really into zodiac signs. I've noticed to know on your Twitter. Sadges are petty. That's like your whole brand. You're just like the astrological? No, not at all, actually.

Just something she probably picked up from being observant. Because you guys are on the same way, but I'm probably menstruate in the same cycle and everything. Probably are. Yeah. She's ready to pounce across the table and gouged her eyes out. I'm happy to be here. I'm really excited to see what you're going to talk about because Tiana has told me like so much about you. Really? What did she tell me? She doesn't know anything.

And elephant in the room, I just want everybody to know. No, we have nuts love with Tiana because I feel like after the last one everybody thinks that we did. And everyone thinks we have, we do this because we are trying to see with the people across the table. We're really just trying to have a good podcast. Yeah. And we can bang chicks without interviewing them first. we just, you know, it's like, why not? You can make all kinds of content.

What have you heard about my boyfriend? Do I need to... You'd be asking some smart-ass questions. Smart. I'm saying some smart-ass shit. Yeah, I'm just kind of giving me an overview and how you wanted us to come up here. I said it was live.

We're going to go back. So if you wanted us up here, I mean, going to questions you got. We're not actually doing this one live because we're too paranoid about our monetization status, which on that point, I want to say, everybody, nojumber.com,

great place to go if you want to support this podcast. So I bought a Britney's, audiobook? Yes, and you listen to it, which I think is really cool. I was listening to it on the way here. I actually thought it was really dope. I appreciate that. Oh, well, he told me last thing. He's like, we're going to interview her if you said bring your A game. So I was like, she reads books for me. She also read Carmen Carman's book before we did that. I like reading, okay? Yeah, I don't have time for all that. He likes reading, but I'm only on Seth, which is the first boy slash chapter. It's a long way. It's a long way. So you guys have some similarities. Me and Seth. Mine is the physical abuse part. Which one is he?

So this is why I wish we were alive because then the chat would tell me like, like, He's not he doesn't have a blue track mark So you wouldn't know him Are you serious? This is from before she became bundle of Brittany So you fuck Normies too? Used to That was one of my questions

Wait Can we just back up? How did you guys meet? Yeah yeah I referenced her in my book And I wanted to meet her So we did some video content That I haven't released

And that's You manifested it Wait what did you say about her in your book Good things? Well I learned a lot from her I think every person is a teacher Oh, about giving a top? Yeah.

Oh. She is a very inspirational source. Did you walk in on a boyfriend watching her porn or you just find her? No, I just, she was trending a lot on Twitter and I thought she was really beautiful. So I was like, I don't know, I felt like I kind of identified with her from her look.

So it was just someone that I'm like, if I'm going to learn from anyone, I could kind of relate to her. But what did you want to learn how to be a better lover? I just like did. Clearly, babe. I feel like Tiana's Dome giving her. has inspired you in your technique. Do not bring up my dog.

You've never learned your lesson with this. No, I'm not saying anything. I think there's probably a lot of girls out there that would say that that Tiana's dome giving has kind of made them want to give dome in it. No offense to Tiana. I feel like I have been given Dome really well since before. By all means. But my boyfriend often talks about how artful your blowjobs are.

Which I'm not offended by Intel he wants to bring up the comparison of me. It's not a comparison. comparison. Then I'm like, just admire Tiana without bringing my name into it, all right? No, no, no, no, nothing to do with you. I'm just saying style-wise. Like, you could sit here and say, oh, Gunna was inspired by young thug. That doesn't mean that Gunna is a young thug clone.

He just had his style. Hey, babe, I saw that you started copying Joe Button on his podcasting. Like, how do you feel about that, babe? There you go. See? It doesn't feel good. I wouldn't regard it as copying, though, if I took a technique from someone, another podcast. I wouldn't take that as an affront.

I would kind of be like, um, don't compare me to a podcast. I have always, I have always been ready to learn from the legends. I have always, you know, I don't think anyone should ever be just stuck in their ways. And, you know, Tiana's a very influential figure in the dome game. All right. Anyways, I appreciate Tiana's dick-sucking skills,

but I want to know more about them. Let's focus on the guests. Right. So then how did you go about meeting her? Fleur out. And, yeah. You got a fly-out for Brittany Renner. Wow.

That's, like, no one could really say that. Pretty about me and Chanel purse. Are you serious? She's a sugar mama. Wow. Happy birthday to you. So I'm making for my birthday. I just didn't want her to be impressed by what any man could do for her.

And she could, she obviously could do that herself. But for me, I just felt like it was more of a sentiment. Like, you don't need a guy to get stuff like this. Because, is that because, like, my perception of Tiana from doing the interview is that you seem a little bit more interested in running around doing hood, hood rat shit with your friends and such rather than like the bag. I feel like you aren't as money focused as you maybe could be for better or for worse. Did you identify that in her and also am I tripping? Well, it's not always about the money when you're trying to have fun, but when it comes to business,

I bought that money. Trust me. Right. I love the nostril flare there. But I don't know. I don't know what you just heard. Foo! Talk to me.

What did you see? her that you feel like you saw the potential and you felt like she needed assistance to take it to the next level or what? No, I mean, she's never asked me for help. I've never assumed she was like some wounded dog that needed saving. We just, honestly, we just clicked on another level. She's like a sister, like a soulmate. So for me, it's just our paths crossed and however I can help her, that's how, you know, if I do it, I can, you know, but I just want her, I just teach her how to fish. I'm not here for her to be like, oh, I need Brittany. Our Brittany has to do this for me.

Like, I teach her how to fish, and I encourage anything that she does. But do you think that you guys are, like, do you see yourselves as a duo? Do you see yourselves as, like, each sort of playing a role in creating something greater than you'd be able to do just on your own? I think there's always power in numbers. I mean, I think even what you guys are doing, I mean, I think it's more powerful, like, a couple being able, yeah, I had, you know, just, okay, yeah, I'm still in my head, like, that's cool.

Okay, right, we can talk when we get out. I think there's always power in numbers, especially, like, beautiful women from different, different worlds. I mean, combining and just kind of joining forces. It's not something you've really ever seen. How long have you guys been friends now? Like, how long ago was the book mention and, like, the you guys getting together? It was like a year. A year and a month.

Oh, the anniversary keeping track over there. You're so romantic. I remember, like, you were some new, like, friends right after my birthday, you know? Or right before. I love seeing you guys together on social media. I think I saw you guys, like, one that first, probably maybe a year ago. when you posted a video mentioning her or something. And I was like, I love this because it's like two hot girls.

You guys look similar. People probably compare you a lot. But instead of letting that be the thing, like people pinning you guys against each other, you guys are just, you join forces and you just love each other and, you know, build each other up. And I think that that's really cool to see. Thank you. I think that, you know, there used to be a lot more rap groups and that I feel like what you guys are doing when I see you guys sort of like promoting like, oh, who wants to book us for your clubs, blah, blah, blah.

It starts to make me think, like, oh, this is like a group. This is like the Migos, but for, like, hot chicks on Instagram. This is kind of a new thing that we haven't really necessarily seen before. But it's, like, a little bit more marketable because it's like, oh, you want to book us for a club. It's kind of like it's not just one person's two. And it's kind of like additional value there. I bet the clubs love having you guys. Yeah, I mean, they really came out for her birthday.

I mean, I hosted the weekend before. You know, whatever. I've been doing this forever. I'm consistent. It's packed when she hosts. But it was like, it was a different energy, like, when she came in that bitch. Like, they were like, move. Like, everyone had just, like, all eyes.

Like, they really weren't partying. They were just staring at us. What city was this? Scottsdale, Arizona. The college kids love you. Oh, my gosh. They would turn up. It's fucked up.

But my fans are kind of the younger people. It's not like, I don't have, like, 40-year-old fans. I'm like, young. You got, like, the cool, hip kids. You're like, as much as your, as much as your, porn star, you're a social media star too, and I feel like, you know, young people on social media and some, it's cool because it's like, you know, she, she learned from you, a second dick or whatever, and I feel like, girls love you for that because they're like, oh, I can watch

her skill, learn from it, and then guys love you too because obviously, like, I wish that was my dick. So it's cool that you get like both sides, both demographics, you know? Oh, yeah. Because if I was a girl in college and you were coming to my town at a club, I'm like, I'm going to go see her, see that, the lips in person. The way I saw people start sort of framing, what you guys were doing with the college tour on Twitter and stuff, people started

like immediately framing it as like, oh, Tiana Trump is trying to do a tour of colleges just so you could fuck all the dudes. That's an option. The football teams and basketball teams specifically at the colleges. Well, those are the tallest and most handsome perhaps. Oh, that is an option.

When we go to our cities, if you guys know we're out there, what is it like? The college. So you are looking for hot hookups. I do college tours. Don't get it twisted. but it's every now and again. If I do it all the time, I might get sick.

Yeah, you never know what you're getting out there. These men aren't dirty. Frat dick. Have you ever been burned? Yes, bitch. Okay. I was too. I'm just wondering.

You don't, you play a lot of lot. You know, you scrape your knees every now on soccer, bitch. I know you scrape your knee. Yeah. Okay. Is it weird for you? Are you at on the same level

of promiscuity that Tiana's on? Is that kind of intimidating? What would be intimidating about it? I don't know. She is. But she's more of a private person. I think you're like, me, but you're just private.

I mean, I think we I mean, we both have similarities. She's with the shits, but she's not going to be as loud about it, I think, as Deanna is. Everything out on front street. And I think that's kind of why it's interesting is because you're used to seeing porn stars hang out with porn stars and Instagram models, and that's why it's kind of weird,

because you're more like a rap vixen fitness type chick, and then she's just full porn star. She's full businesswoman to me super white. Rapp, Vickson, I ain't never, What music video have I been in? Oh, you tell me. Right. Exactly.

Oh, yeah. Hey, I don't know. So what category in this extremely generic, vague template that I'm describing here? How would you describe yourself? I mean, I think I'm an author first. I made six figures from my book. Really? Yeah.

Holy shit. Yeah. I'm going to write a book next week. That's awesome. I had no idea. That's amazing. So I would say I'm an author first. I've also acted.

And obviously, I'm an entrepreneur. So, I mean, if I'm using labels to best identifiable, to identify myself with, it'd be that. But I'm not just limited to any of those things. Definitely not. I've never been called a rap vixen. That's like a first. Yeah, well, I don't know what the fuck I'm talking about it.

Fitness, I used to do fitness. I'm not passionate about it. So now I just try to help people write books. Right. I guess it's just like as much as we've made in roads in the, in the acceptance of sex workers, I feel like a lot of people are still so not cool with people who do porn.

I'm going to be honest with you. Including us. We see it all the time. What do you mean? People just totally disregard anything about you If you're like, well, you can't listen to you You've done or you do porn Yeah, it's weird

I feel like a lot of people write people off Who are really involved in the industry Not us, obviously, since we're all wrapped up too I feel like strippers even when Cardi was talking with What's his name? They were like talking shit about that I feel like we can't, we don't have a place That's not Bernie? Huh? When she met with Bernie?

No, yeah, did you not read the comments Really? That's what they're saying? Yeah, I listened to that. That's so fucked up. I think that was like literally literally the best co-signed that Bernie could have possibly gotten was her. I can't imagine anyone right now that would make more people more likely to be interested in politics than her. You should co-sign with him because it's like your name is Trump for that because I think it would look really there are a lot of good memes coming from

that. I'm picturing to you honestly doing an interview with with Bernie like the way that Cardi did and that would just be the best shit ever dude. I don't care what you say it would be so basic. They would give you a script they're not letting you go off the top on camera with him. No way. You're going to straight violate Bernie. You're going to be like, yo, is that thing so work? Prostitution?

Legal. But he's going to be like, I agree. I agree. But listen, Tiana, I think there are more important things for us to talk about. Why is your impression really good? Yeah. So do you have any particular hatred for Donald Trump as long as you're rocking these shirts

that I'm assuming are available where? Yeah. Do I have hatred for him? Talk to me about how your life has changed since he became president. I mean, I was in prison when he became president, so I don't know what the hell went up. He freed you, but he didn't free shit. I am so on probation. Donald, if you're listening, get me out.

Yeah. But I'm on probation. I haven't fell any until 2020, but it didn't, I mean, it just helped me sell T-shirts, really. I don't know if it helped me, because I'm, whoo. I mean, I don't know if it helped me. Right. I don't know, but the T-shirts and the merch shit damn well helps. Right.

But I'm black, so they're like, she's definitely not his daughter. Like, so. But how do you feel about him? Do you hate him? Do you feel like his remarks are terrible? No, and I don't think he's racist either. I just think he's like me. He says whatever the fuck he wants. And sometimes it's gone to fuck that.

But I think he's racist as well. I think he's saying everything he thinks. I would totally fuck Donald just to fuck Donald. Okay. Just to say you fucked dog. Which I want a picture of leave the White House like, you know, like mid-walk. Oh my God. Like they would let you just leave out the front door.

Like it's no big deal. They're not going to let you smash in the White House for sure. Oh, that's the goal. Yeah. Well, the three-way with Melania would be sick. She's bad as hell. She's old, though. Come on.

So you could fuck older dudes, but you couldn't fuck older women? I'm doing, I'm definitely doing all the work then. Because if she, I have an old bitch and an old man, fuck, I'm doing all the work. Right. No, that's totally true, yeah. I mean, his dick has to be honestly minuscule. Like, there's no, I bet that every dick you've ever been involved with either of you. I bet there's no way that any of them are as small as his.

I don't know. For a couple. Fuck. Do you have to deal with any ramifications from that last interview? Anybody get really mad at you? I got a phone call. Lance called me, but was silent. Lance, what was that about?

But was silent. But he didn't say anything about him by name, did he? I didn't say anything about him. He just knew that you were talking about him. Which one was he? Lance. Yeah, but what did you say that he did? Match him up with the description.

Why are you reaching out on behalf of them? You're supposed to be on her team. I feel like she's your manager over here. And she's like, I cannot give him. I want to just talk to her. You're acting like you're intimate. It's weird. I'm what?

You're acting like you're into me. I feel like a little like kindergarten, like elementary school type vibe going on here. No, don't project on you. So I want to ask you why you hate my boyfriend. Like I'm like he's not here because I feel like I'm just getting this energy that you really need him. First of all, that's my friend. So no, we're not about to do all that in front of me. So it's not like I have a hate for him.

I don't, separation is the greatest. illusion. So if I hate him, then I hate a part of myself. So no, I don't hate him. But I've obviously seen and heard things from her. So it's like, yeah, I'm, I'm on go regardless. Like, I don't, you know, he's a man. Is his shit? I respect him. You're standing up for the ballplayers and shit. You're not about the women. Do you hate men? No, I don't hate men. Even after that book and everything that you had to court. It actually cleansed my heart. I don't really. I was going to ask you like, did you feel better? Do you feel like you can't like, when you date now, you have to.

pick really wisely because you wrote this book where you kind of like shed light on all your mistakes in dating and now you feel like since you put that all out there do you feel like you have to be really really careful in how you move in the dating scene you know what I mean I think mistakes is like that's kind of subjective because if it led me to where I am now then it wasn't a mistake and if it changed my life financially then none of those guys were a mistake it was like the book was meant to be written but I think in general I think as you climb of course you have to be a little bit more selective and for me I definitely have to have my fun and was doing whatever I was doing

whatever I was doing it with. But I would say probably more men are intimidated to be with a woman who can articulate her thoughts and feelings and put it into a book and monetize it. Yeah, that's intimidating. Oh, hell yeah. You're banging an author and you're thinking about that. Like, not only is she going to...

You inspired me for what book I'm going to write about him in a couple years. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Can we get some MDAs done for her too? Girl, I'll help you out. Let me know. You got nothing to expose. You're going to be like what he was mean to me. he, like, farted in front of me. I was like, oh, we knew that.

Farted in front of my family, really loud. This is what she's mad about this week. Yo, man. I busted a fart at a family party. Dude. You can't do that in front of my family. Anyways. I'm going to leave this one to you.

This whole thing. She's a tough one. Next question that you want to ask her. I was going to ask you if you, I mean, this is a kind of a dumb question, but. There's no such thing as a dumb question. Oh, there is.

He'll tell you. Do you only, would you only date a dude with a blue check mark now that you're, you know? That'd be kind of shallow. That'd be kind of limiting my options, I feel like. It is shallow, but like, do you think like a random dude could just DM you or whatever, get in contact with you and you'd be down? Well, I mean, I don't use my Instagram as like a dating app, you know what I mean? It's kind of like I just do it for business.

And if a guy's meant to be in my life, he'll find me. And I don't know how he'll find me. I don't really know. I'm 27, single. I have no children. I mean, I can't really worry about how any man is going to find me, you know? I mean like, or if he's going to have a blue check or not, like, I don't know. Yeah. You could pull a Nicki Minaj and just date like some killer that you dated when you were like 16.

Yeah. That's simple. You know, sounds good for her. You know, it's like she's never, like she would never be able to meet that guy now at this point in her life. She's never just going to end up meeting some fucking dude from the block, you know? I find that so interesting that she had to go back into her childhood to find somebody that felt like a normal guy to her. I feel like it's hard nowadays since she's Nikki. People only want her for Nikki.

one after. Yeah. So she was like, fuck it. I'm just gonna date one of the old ones. That's why I feel like it's like you meet people on social media and usually they're verified or whatever because it's like, how else are you going to meet someone?

Yeah, you're not going to meet them at Whole Foods. You're usually working, you know. And then the thing about like dating someone who's verified just to me it just implies that they're like also a public figure. And sometimes if you're a public figure, you might have to date a public figure so that they can understand your life and you have similarities because it would be hard to just,

data dude who managed a Starbucks, right? Or, like, managed at, you know, maybe not Starbucks, but like... Starbucks is a great job. How dare you? I didn't say it was a bad job. I just meant like, okay, maybe not a more Starbucks manager, but maybe something else. You can make up to a quarter million of dollars a year as an

in-and-out manager. Wow. I saw that last night. That's pretty impressive, right? That is, yeah. A lot of rappers are making that after all their expenses, you know? It's being real. Shots fire. We need that button. No, but okay, that's the thing with Nikki is that she dated fucking Meek Mill publicly for years. One of the biggest

rappers. So it's like after Meek Mill what do you do? You either go up which I think she kind of like she tried to like she like dated Quabo for a bit and shit like that but it didn't go like public or anything. She decided to go all the way back to square one. She didn't go back. That bitch is

that bitch is up here. I feel like Meek. If anyone dropped it was Meek. Hell no. Meek's hot as hell right now. Pause. But if anyone dropped, if anyone dropped, it was Meek. Mickey has done nothing but It might seem like that at first But I feel like now, right now

Like meek is bigger than Nikki Really? Yeah Things can change that quick You know all the tea I don't know any of this Yeah I don't know neither I'm tapped in

You can tell me if I'm wrong But I mean if you look at album sales Well no probably not album sales I don't know And her radio he got Nothing Your industry so you're probably like best friends Nicky

You're like right now you're like Stop talking about my girl Stop talking about Lance Stop talking about Nikki First of all I would never depend Lance okay I don't know I'm like that. Bye. Right. Goodbye. No, but I'm a bar. So, of course, I'm like, you know, you can date who she was.

We don't have to agree. I understand. You know, but I mean, I love Nikki Minaj. So, you know, yeah, I don't know. We all like different things, you know. Yeah, definitely. So what other, you know, as long as time of the relationship, though, this is one thing I did want to say is, like, now you're incentivized to have wild, messy-ass relationships because it's just going to give you more fires you're right about and if you were to get into like the worst fucking relationship ever with like somebody who's really high profile then that would be like the best thing content wise you think about that I don't want that you don't you don't want the mess so that you can create art from it no because honestly I feel like I've dated or fucked like every guy I've ever thought I

ever wanted to sleep with or be with I've met every person every athlete like there's just to me I'm just kind of like over all that you know so I wouldn't even want to be in a type of relationship where I'm like ripping and running and being spotted here and like all that attention. I think someone who has like something to lose but not like consumed like I'm a clout hound. I'm just so into attention. Someone that's more low key like I see you on social media. Maybe I met you on there but I'm not pressed to like post all the time. Someone is just more low key.

That's what I want. I don't want to be running around. I don't want to go through another situation like I did. That was really traumatic. I've been in therapy for five years too. So it's like there's no way I could even take steps back. and date somebody who's abusive in any form. Right.

I can't. But does that, that means bad things for your writing career, right? Because, like, the worst thing that could come if you wanted to make another book like that is just to get in a really stable, solid relationship, right? But I think it could also,

it depends on how you angle it, because if I have come from all these different, like, unhealthy, like toxic relationships and then I found something healthy, I can kind of be like, okay, well, this is what I did, you know, like, this is how you can do it. For me, I mean, I'm ready to write my other book,

another one as well. It's like more self-esteem, self-help. That's to me where I feel like my strong suit is when it comes to helping women and just other people. I think I have the best idea ever. You guys buy houses side by side and you both become mommy vloggers. I was thinking that she should write her next book

about their shenanigans and adventures and hotels, if you will. I want to know about the messes that happen at these cities. But do you think people really want to hear like hotels? I feel like, you know, that is like people are going to perceive that a weird way. I feel like even just Because a lot of people don't know Who Kiana is outside of Tiana Trump

So it's like to me There's a lot of things about her That I find very interesting And to me that are more relatable Than any dick-sucking story Or any porn she's ever shot So that's like not something She opens up to everybody about

So I think her actually Owning more of her truth And what she's been through Is way more interesting Than any of that other shit Yeah I think I saw a photo That you had a comic book collection in your house? Is that your house?

Yeah. That's just the looks though. I was about to get deep into your hobbies here. That's just to appeal to the nerd fans. Are you like comic books? Yeah, me too. Buy my snap. Give me that money.

That's so funny. Social media. No, but is it, tell me this. Isn't it so shocking how conservative people still are when it comes to the ho-ass shit? Because you see the video of fucking Alexis Sky in trouble with the cucumbers and everything? No. This is like, this is kind of wild because, I mean, what she was doing was gully as fuck.

they just had some girls like on her back at this pool party. And Alexis this guy's fucking her with a cucumber. And then she pulls it out and just fucking starts jamming it down her own throat. And it's like so obvious that this is just this wild ass pool party. And you know, everybody's tripping out about it. And I mean, I'll admit even I was like, holy fuck when I saw it. Really? When was this?

Maybe a week or two ago. There's a lot of cucumber stuff going on. But the four cucumbers, they got to go through all this shit. I feel like it's the like I think girls. should be free to express them self-sexual as much as they want, but it almost looks like a zoo. I got to say it. It looked like some reckless shit. I got one thing to say. What is your opinion on that? Like what do you see that? That cucumber shit, I hate. I'm tired of people talking about to suck a cucumber. Suck a cucumber. Bitch, I suck a dicker. I do the real shit. I'm not going to suck a cucumber and go back in life.

You know what I mean? I hate when they're like, suck a cucumber, we want to see it. I suck dicks on my Twitter. Like, what the fuck? Right. Yeah. And the cucumber, they're holding that shit. Like, if you want to suck a dick, it's way different.

That shit, you can't grab it up in the air and shit. Yeah. I mean, like, do it any way you want. Like, what are these?

You're in full control. That's not how you learn how to suck dick. You need an actual, put that shit, blew it down. Right. It's a dick. It's attached.

Like, a cucumber's not going to teach you enough. I don't think so. You don't think it's good practice, though? Fuck, no. How can you even like double hand

that you got to hold the shit? So you're just like this the whole time. You can balance it on something. Put it between your knees. Get a little tripod for it. I just don't see the, I feel like it's pointless. Okay, but how do you feel about the judgment

that came out of people? And it's weird because it felt like people were so judgmental about that clip because it looked so reckless. Like, it looked like it was not really... I have no comment on the video. I don't know. Do you want to see it?

No, I'm not really good to. Yeah. It's a fucking cucumber. It would, yeah, you know. Where do you feel about that? It's like, People act like they want to be so sex positive now, but then some shit like that happens,

and it feels like people are just not ready to really accept what sluttery actually looks like when it's actually going down at a fucking pool party. Even myself, I was shocked by that one. That's interesting. I mean, comment. Honestly, the cucumbers, anything, just, it's like, I do agree with you, though. I actually understand it's like, it's very contradicting.

You can't say we're sex positive, and then it's like we're doing wild-ass shit, and then now we're being judged. Um, I don't know for me, it's like, I wouldn't be either girl, but I'm not going to sit here and be like, oh my God, that's so disgusting. Like, I can't believe they did that at the pool party. It's just like, you know, cucumber prices going up. I mean, I don't know. Yeah, I don't know. I mean, I do think it's, it's just interesting that this is what our world has conjured up. Is that, is that, is that, is what to turn guys on the cucumber thing? I mean, I, I'm shaking his head, like, what's the point of it? I don't get it. I just imagine at that at that pool party that it's like, maybe the girls were trying to one up each other. or like someone was drunk and just suggested it and some girl was drunk and was like, yeah, I'm down. But I don't think it's... Well, you know what it is too?

It's their audience. It's trouble in fucking Alexis Sky. So it's like a purely loving hip-hop type, like black Atlanta audience. It's like the majority of people that are seeing this. And those types of people are kind of conservative when it comes to stuff like that. And I think that that's what made it kind of weird

because that's something that if we saw Riley read do that at a party, we wouldn't think twice about it, but she's like a real porn star and stuff. I feel like the audience was a little bit shocked by it. Definitely shocked. But I do agree, though, like, if you're going to do with a cucumber, you might as would just pull out the real thing. Yeah, what the fuck.

I mean, if you're trying to get wild, I'll pull it out. I would be less weirded out if I saw it just being actual sex. I've been public at a public party, right? Like, we've done ratchet shit in front of people at parties, but it was porn parties. It might not have gone that viral if it was just that. And really, honestly, it was the way that she sucked it out of the girl because it was just like, whoa. I just couldn't believe the enthusiasm that she did it with.

And also in the clip, I think when you first saw it, it seemed like the girl that she was doing this with was a complete stranger. And that made it kind of crazier. Because then in reality, when Alexis Scott put out the comment about it, she was like, oh, no, that's my girl, blah, blah, blah. And then it's kind of like, oh, well, that's not that weird. Honestly, give me a few shots and I might fucking eat a cucumber out of a fucking stranger girl's pussy. Like, you've seen me do some crazy shit at the club before.

You let that stranger fucking eat my ass on the dance floor. I'll do it again tomorrow. I am just saying, like, we, have done things that are not so far from the cucumber challenge. Yeah, I don't think that's, that is not a big deal. That's not a shocker to me. I've had dicks pulled out of a girl's ass and I sucked it. Right.

So like, but that asshole was very nicely primed and cleaned for you. That girl didn't need for 16 hours. Exactly. You knew exactly what you were getting into. That's the thing about that clip that was so shocking to people is that it looked like she didn't even know this fucking girl. And that would be pretty wild.

You know you were jerking off to it later. I didn't jerk off to it. No, I think actually the craziest thing about it is that it was up on Boosie's Instagram for like eight hours. It definitely was, yeah. That's wild. I'm like Instagram.

How far? I would have a lot of respect for either of you if you were to date Little Boosie next. Who? Who? Who? He's not my type. He's not? Why?

Well. Too real for you? First of all, doesn't he have like kids my age? So many kids. At least some of them probably have to be your age. Okay, so that is what makes him a know. No? His kids my fucking age.

That's weird as that's how. That's responsibility. That's a real man right there. I know, but like, his kids have a better. you know, shot than him. Just because of the age. I don't know if any of them are actually like legal age, though. Oh, okay.

I think he has a son, though, that's closer an age to me than shit he is. He has sons that are definitely rappers and stuff, yeah. Yeah, no, no thanks. No, no, thank you. Respect him as an artist, but no thanks. Right. He would say probably the same for me, so right back at you. That's actually a good point, yeah.

I feel like Busy might not be able to handle you. No, he wouldn't. Yeah. So what else do you pick up from her book that I need to know about? Miss literary critic over here. I told you I'm only through Seth, who reminds me of you. But what about Seth reminds you of him? I mean, if you're going to say it, stand on principle.

Also, who's Seth? I need to know who Seth is in real life. Seth is the first man in her life who she fell in love with. He's the not famous one. Okay, so yeah, I don't care. I think I got reminded of him because of the, like, you tried to do the three-something in your relationship, and we do a ton of it. It's very successful with us, though, because what Seth did with you, it seems like

he was like oh three-sum and then kind of ignored you sort of thing he's like very strategic and inclusive diverse but you know when the things you were describing that he did were like oh like he was looking at her and stuff like that like sometimes i'm like is it in my head like is he looking at her or is he looking at like when you're enjoying that too much my gaze is evenly split at all times 50-50 no more to what he's like wait i fuck that shit up Wait, what is your sign? He's a sadge. What are you?

Gemini. Okay. Okay. So you are like, okay. Talk to me about Seth's threesome. I haven't gone to the breakup yet, but. Oh. Then you broke up because of this threesome.

One so bad thing? No, no, no, no. He was too much. He was controlling. He, he was on your Instagram, only accepting female followers. Like, what? Mm-hmm. Yeah.

I mean, he was just abusive, like, across the board. So emotionally, it got physical more towards the end of it, like, bruised arms. and shit. Then I just feel like it got to a point where I talk about it even in my book. It's like you love each other and hate each other so much that I remember just like looking at him like staring at him sleeping like really plotting in my mind.

Could I kill him and get away with it? So I feel like that's a really people think that's like really strange but if you've never been pushed to that point to where you feel like you're in almost like a fight for your life and you can't get out because that's why a lot of people who are in abusive relationships so they stay.

They think there's like no out. So I think when I got to that point, I just was like, I got to get out. He's going to kill me or I'm going to kill him. Wow. That's scary. When you look at that now where there are really obvious warning signs that you would be able to identify now, like you don't think that you would ever be able to get wrapped up in something like that again because you're just so much more intelligent about who you associate with?

Yeah, I mean, he had a girlfriend of five years when I met him. I was a side chick for 10 months. So I kind of asked, I got exactly what I wanted, which was him. So it's like I kind of made my own bed and I had to lie in. and we dated for four years after that. But being somebody's side-check, do you think that that was you being self-destructive at that time in your life?

Or was that you just not knowing anything better? You didn't know at first, right? When you met him? You didn't know he had a girl. Oh, no, he told me. From the jump. He's like, I don't want to lie to you. I was like, oh, okay, well, shit.

I want to know, like, I don't really not want to know what he's up to now, but I'm just like. He's engaged. So did he change, though? Like, I just wonder if people like him change. You know what I mean? He's a Gemini. He was a Gemini.

He was a Gemini. People try to use my Zodiacs time. I'm like, God damn I'm not shit about Zodiacs. No, he actually got engaged 10 months after we broke up. So I actually recognized the girl. He had like shouted out on Instagram

like they had had conversations on there before. And my biggest thing was like I'm not about to go like searching for shit. Like if I have to go search through, which I did threaten, like text messages, phone logs, I felt like at that point then I needed to leave. So 10 months after we broke up, they got engaged. Wow. So I think it just kind of goes to show like when it's,

not right. Like it just it's not your guy. He's not your guy. Like if there are signs there he's not your guy like let him go and that's her that's going to be her husband. Like she might be a better fit for him than I was. And I was just like, you know, we were wasting each other's time just being toxic and destructive like

what's the point of being in relationship? Like if, you know, him even just having you include in the podcast and I know you guys do stuff together on Twitter or like you know your your site. To me it's like what's the point if your guy or your girl like doesn't include you in what you're doing. Like doesn't want you to like

like doesn't want to help you. Doesn't want to be better. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You know, why are you together then? Yeah. She's hidden. You know what I mean? Like you don't want to help her. Especially if you're both like entertainers and like you have some like everybody, you know, like everybody, you know, like everybody loves that shit. Relationships are one of the most saleable things. It's like you're supposed to be a team. Like if otherwise walk through life alone. Like why, why not be a team, you know, then you don't

really need anyone like if you're not going to be. Might be single. Yeah, exactly. Like, you know, the only time you should bring someone into your life is if they're going to improve it and not in selfish ways but like they want the best for you so then you want the best for you and you want the best for them so then they want the best for themselves too like um but how long do you think you guys stayed together after you should have known or knew that it was like over um I mean probably like year two I was like okay this is probably and you stayed for four yeah and you just think forever do you think that that period got shorter and shorter and shorter with each dude like did you recognize and and leave in a

shorter amount of time because you knew like better you were better able at telling like um you're talking about in just like situations after that relationship oh yeah yeah yeah it's like usually within the first month i can tell actually not even first month like first two weeks yeah because your first relationship's kind of all about like learning learning about what what it's like to be in a relationship yeah what is your note sorry i have one more question those are my notes like what what in the first week like what is the warning sign or the absolute like no like this guy is not the one for sure. Let me think

it was something that guys typically do. You can always chime in, too. They should check your phone or some shit? Oh, God. No one's ever done that to me. What? That's crazy to me.

That is crazy, though. But yeah. That's clear-cut psycho shit. I felt my thumb's like, click. I'm like, what the fuck? And he has, I'm sleeping. He's put my phone on my phone. I'm asleep.

You know what I mean? Holy shit. If a girl ever did that to me, I don't even know. What the fuck I would do? I'll be so. mad that I would just be like I had never even known her. I'd be like, what? I'm gone. I don't know. I think the

thing I look for at first is just their behaviors. Their texting patterns and probably just the way that they talk to me. How they want to talk to me is it text? Is it phone? Is it FaceTime? I think usually with their effort, you can kind of tell what their intentions are. I mean, all guys want to fuck. I mean, you know it is, but kind of trying to figure out who wants to be around for the long run.

Yeah, you gotta have to just see. Because a lot of guys can fake being consistent. I mean, I don't really know that many, but, you know, are you just, probably the effort. Are you into the idea that, like, you can't just fuck first and then start dating? Like, do you hold off if you want to be serious with someone, or do you just fuck if you want to fuck? Oh, I'm having sex. Oh, cool, cool, cool.

I'm glad you're not, like, old school or anything. No. I feel like that mentality, like, oh, if I just hold out, you'll really see my value. No, you won't. Well, so you guys are bringing me back to my whole Steve Harvey thing. I fucking went home with this girl years ago before I mean. at her and start making out, went to go grab a titty or something. She's like, she's like, no, I just read the Steve Harvey book.

He told me I have to wait like six months before I could sleep with anyone. I was just like, are you fucking kidding me? Bye. Harvey, just cost me some ass. Are you fucking kidding me? Like, what if that girl waits six months and then finally sees his dick and she hates it? Like, God forbid.

You got to see if you even want to commit to that dick. No, but actually, you know what? Her instincts were completely right. Because in reality, I wanted to have sex with her and never talked to her again because I found a super fucking annoying. But we fucked the first night and that could have gone the same way. I mean, it's not like you were looking for a girlfriend. You said you never wanted to have a girlfriend anyways. You're right.

Because if she had had sex with me that night, I probably never would have hung out with her again. And if she didn't have sex with me that night, I probably never would have hung out with her again. But we ended up running into each other randomly and had sex. But if it wasn't for that, then I definitely probably never would have seen her again. So kind of smart. But if you're out here trying to minimize your body count, I mean, what kind of life is that? that. You got to try it off. It's crazy. Okay, so question. You said he never wanted a girlfriend, so what made you guys, like, make it official? I fell in love. I'll tell you. I was like,

are we together? All these blogs were saying we're together, but I don't know if it's real. And then we went to, no, he went on vacation with his parents in Florida, and I was here in L.A. And he was like, I'm going to this porn star party with a little pump later. And I was like, he was like, normal life story. This was when Pope was like 15 too. No, but no, he was 16. I met him randomly. We ended up hanging out.

Anyways, it was like, it was like two months, two and a half months into us hanging out. So I was not thinking anything of it. Like, he can tell me he's going on. He can not tell me. I don't care. Like, I'm not like that at all. Oh, you cared. But you weren't trying to represent him.

No, you said to me, maybe I'll FaceTime you if I'm getting head from some girl or something. You were trying to like flex a little bit. And then I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, you don't need to do that. It's like. all I said was you don't need to do that Like I don't want to see like it because I assume like he might be doing some shit out there But like it's not my business I'm not your girlfriend I don't remember saying that but it sounds like I was trying to fill you out

Trying to troll you a little bit And then you said But if you suck another dick I will fucking kill you And that was how I knew that you loved me Unfortunately For the record I was not actually gonna kill you I know you were actually gonna kill me on the record

There's probably a lot of people that are like Oh Adam threatened to kill Lange But you had just like, you're very, you're not a very expressive, emotionally, romantically expressive person, and you had never expressed, like, you were like, I've seen you. I used to watch your channel, so I knew you would fuck girls and then kind of never talk to them again, and we'd been hanging out for a couple months, but you telling me, like, that you basically wanted me to be exclusive with you was like, oh, okay, he likes me, likes me, you know? That's so cute.

I mean, it's not that cute. It sounds a little toxic, but. I feel like I ended up being in a relationship with her before. I was willing to admit to myself that I actually was in a relationship with her, you know, where it's like it basically became that before I was actually willing to say, you know, because in my head, it's like, oh, I don't want a girlfriend.

I don't want to be in relationship or whatever. And then like, it's sort of just slowly crept in. I'm like, oh, this is a good feeling. She loves me. She's like taking care of me. She wants me to do good. She's like helpful. She cares.

You were constantly shocked that I wasn't trying to get you to like skip out on work to hang out with me, you know, like stuff like that. You were in the beginning you were rooted out about. But I found the, the card he wrote me for my birthday, like the first year we were together, and it says the first thing,

I tried not to like you. It's like the first line of the thing. But, I mean, that wasn't the plan, you know, I was just trying to hook up with this hot girl

with a big ass on Instagram, and then here we are. Yeah. It's been three years. Wow. Yeah. That's nice. Magic guys.

That's what you need to do, just find some guy, just level them up, making me your little boy toy and just manage him. I feel like that's what you're doing with her. You kind of like scooped her up. You're like, you know what?

I could help you lower yourself up. The audience, obviously, isn't just like, Lena, asked the fucking question. We all want to know. Have you guys eating each other out? Whoa, that's a good question. I feel like they all are jerking off right now. They want to know.

They're peaking right now. No. No. You never have. Listen, I'm tired of people asking that fucking shit. Okay, I only ask because you guys have teased about sex tape. Yeah, yeah.

Teased about it. It seems like it's like a thing that you guys don't want anyone to actually. No jumper exclusive. There is no tape. Really? Okay. Okay. But that's why I asked.

loving your boobs together or something you said that you recorded stuff that you never put out We do, we have, she has a bunch of shit But that's what it is, like super softcore, lesbian porn? No. Probably naked, I actually interviewed her. And that's what's never going to come out? What?

Or that hasn't come out? Mm-hmm. I just, for some reason I just, like, we became friends in real life and I didn't want to release the interview. I don't know, I just felt like we were meant to meet each other and I know that's not what people want to hear, but yeah, like people sexualize us all the time,

which is fine. Like, we get it. We played around. And a year later, people are still joking about it. But yeah, she's like my sister. Like,

she doesn't want to touch me. I don't want to touch her. Like, I totally get that. I have a girl that I was best friends with for a long time. And people still like make a tape. And I'm like, I don't want to eat her pussy.

Like, I don't want to make out with her. It really does feel like kissing my sister. But I only brought it up because you guys were talking about a little bit. Yeah, we play around all the time. Yeah,

because it's fun to fuck with people. Yeah. Because they're just, it doesn't really matter. it's in their mind they're still gonna be like jump the tape where's the tape i just got the elephant in the room some sisters be fucking wow future i don't give a fuck if they was real sisters no i'm just saying that is the thing that occasionally happens i've heard of a lot of girls isn't like natalia doesn't she have a sister and they used to do shit i think they're both in porn i don't know if they've

actually ever shot together that would be crazy i know they heard they have but i heard like they don't eat each other's pussy or no shit like that but they haven't been in the same scene together yeah that is fucking i'm almost completely i don't think that's that crazy though because i know a lot of porn girls that do private snap stuff together that are so not there's like no sexual vibe between them they're not really into each other they're just doing it to do it and it feels like you could do that with your sister because like there's definitely people you've done scenes with that there was no sexual chemistry yeah but i mean like it's your sister i still like my sister will film some private snap chat stuff for me but it's all this stuff but before the sex you know not the making out even

like even like even before that's like the photos the whatever stuff like that and i can like change in front of her, but it's weird that she like helps me with anything that's related to sex. It's too weird for me. If I had a brother, I would hope that I would addick down at least one girl in my life with her. Really? I've heard a brother's doing that shit. I have to. I mean, you guys are different.

I don't know. I would do that with any of my friends, to be honest, if I was single. Okay, so after meeting us, do you feel that vibe at all? What? Between us? Any sexual. I feel like you're her sensei. What's that?

like your karate instructor where I feel like you saw Tiana and you were like I don't know I just feel like you helped like you've kind of like taken up upon yourself to not just be friends but to sort of like mentor her a tiny bit I don't know if you if you reject that notion

I don't reject it but she's never like I said she's never asked me for anything but I just into my nature to just like if I can elevate somebody if I can like lift their like because to be honest Tiana has and always will be more than a porn star And I know a lot of people are going to box her.

You guys never talked to her outside of or what you've seen. So for me, it's like I just really grew to love her as we would just talk and really care about her. And I, that was never, again, it was in my plan. You know, I was just flying her out to interview her from my book. I talked about her. I never had any intention on like, we're going to become best friends. Like, you know, it just happened. But yeah, so anytime I can help somebody or she never asked for it, like if I hear little things where maybe I could,

okay well maybe this or have you ever thought about that. I always want her to be a free thinker and question everything I tell her. Like don't take what I say, my word is bond. Like you know, you feel how you feel and you figure it out. So it's like I share things as she allows me to, but I don't just like force my opinion on her. Like I'm not her mother.

I'm her friend. Yeah. You know, so like I said, if she wanted to shoot porn for another 20 years, like I'm still going to be her friend. Do you think, how do you feel about her doing porn? Do you think it's a good decision going forward? Going forward? Yeah.

I think it just depends on where her heart is. You know, wherever her heart is, if she wants to shoot, then she should do it. If she doesn't, she shouldn't. Are you still shooting for Vixen right now? Yeah. How's that going? That's good. I don't have many scenes with them, though.

Like, I have two more left, and my contract ends in March, so I'm just chilling. But are you going to go crazy and do it a million scenes? Are you going to do a million scenes? Whenever I get out of contract? Probably not. I'm done with the companies. I'm done with them owning my shit. You got me fucked.

You're just going to appear a Snapchat? chat? Or just if I am going to do it, it's going to be my own shit. You should start your own site. That's a good idea. Yeah. No, you have me fuck up. Yeah. It's a good one. That shit is for the birds. All the girls who are making the most money in the adult

industry are all having their own websites and stuff. And then when they go do scenes for other companies is basically just promo for their own shit. That makes sense. I mean, because it really is all about ownership. I mean, these companies are like, you know, they really give these girls peanuts to do the shit. It's like if you go, if you were to go get like you're going to be on some

TV show or you're going to, you know, if you were going to be like a correspondent on like go to Fox News and talk about some shit or go on CNN or whatever they're either not going to pay you or they're not going to pay shit and then, but it's all just the whole goal is just to drive people to hear shit, you know? Definitely.

You like to put your dicks like videos for free on Twitter anyway, so. You might as well be fucking. You know just as well that those go so viral. I know, yeah. I don't really do the Snapchat only fans right now because shit's annoying me. And I live in Baltimore.

So them dicks aren't always clean. So I am not going to do. Stringerbell's dick being clean. I feel like there's an alternate universe in which you are one of the main characters on the wire. You think so? My dogs are named after the wire. Really?

You love the wire? It's Baltimore, so. Yeah. I just wish that you, like, had got a roll on there and you had been like one of the crackets or something. Or no, a cop. You think I want him to cop. You think I want him to cocked.

See? I told you she's your manager. She talks reckless, and you are like, I'm going to put as little words out here as possible. I mean, I'm an open book, but you have to ask certain questions. And she's allowed to say whatever she wants to say, like, again, you know, but I'm, like, I've been doing interviews a long time, too. So there was times where I was really loose-lipped and, like, saying names.

And it's just a process. Like, you just learn to say what you want people to know. Not what people can get out of you. You know what my audience wants to hear you talk about, though, right? What do they want to hear? I mean, you've spent time with the goat. Who's the goat? Little Uzi.

Oh my God. She doesn't even call him a little Uzi. She calls them by his real name. Samir. No, but I mean... Oh my God. You didn't know what I'm thinking about. What was that?

His name is Samir. I didn't know that. His name is a great name. Anytime I meet someone who, as like, they have their stage name, first day we're taxing. What's your real name? Oh, because you're always just trying to drop them down a level.

I'm the opposite. If I become friends with somebody, no, I'm sticking with the real name. I ain't calling fucking Lil Pump Gazi. I ain't calling. Lil Zan Diego. No, we stick it with the clout name. Fuck that.

I ain't going around talking about Diego. There's a million Diego's. Adam's friends with Zan. Just so you guys know. Just so you guys know. Friends with Lilzan.com. Yeah, but talk to me about that. What was that like?

Because I feel like our audience is so fascinated by him and we don't get enough of him. Yeah, he doesn't really open up like that. He doesn't. Yeah. So obviously we have something in common and if, you know, like draws like. He's a Leo.

Any? Mm-hmm. You need a podcast all down Zodiac signs. You need to start that. Well, I'm a Leo, and he's a Leo. It's really depressing that that would probably be really popular. It would be so popular. Zodiac signs are, I hate, on social media.

Me talking to every girl I ever met my entire life. Like, what sign are you? And I'm just, like, at the bar, like, all right. Yeah, I'm a sedentary. Yeah, it's cool. I mean, I don't know. Like, I just feel like if he doesn't say, if he doesn't, if you don't know him if you're not like in that circle then it's nothing for you really to know but you you you publicly

called him out like a few months about for not linking up with you when you were in the same city as him or some shit or was it like a fly out where you like you like didn't link with you or some shit like that what was that about um i actually had permission i had talked to him on face time that day actually because um he wanted to help me yeah with my book sales and i told him like you know he's like how come you know people don't know like who any of these people are in the book and i'm just like because that wasn't the intention of it. So yeah, he just told me, like, put it out. Like, we had a whole conversation.

It wasn't, like, me being spiteful. That was my own audio that I sent him months before my book. Like, we hadn't even been hanging out, talking, or anything like that. So, yeah, he has respect for me. I have respect for him. And he was just trying to help me, like, boost my book. In that moment? That was fake news?

Oh, in that moment? No, that was a real recording, but that was, like, our relationship was not romantic when we, were talking about my book, like that present time. We were not romantic at all. Oh, okay. So, yeah, that was a real recording.

I said, I was really mad. You know, but... So I was just like, I'm going to use this old screenshot that I have of us on FaceTime and put that recording on it and people are going to think it's like just last week

or just yesterday. I said this him, no. Wow, so you're like a fucking media manipulator out here, huh? I mean, that's what the media does all the time. Yeah. I'm just playing the game on that. You're describing it like it's not

nefarious, fake news, Russian disinformation campaign. It was very, it was very true, like what everything I said is exactly how I felt. Just the timing, like, of course I'm, I don't, like I said, I don't really open up or like say, this is who I'm with, this who I'm running around with. You know, this was just, you know, I had permission. I asked. You care if I pose this out?

Because people were going to, you know, would they wooed. You were never in love with Liluzzi? Of course I love him. He's cute. He's fun. He's nice. Like, everyone's not to love about Luzi. Not that kind of love.

We all love them that way. I haven't, I have. I haven't been in love in years, so I haven't met that guy. What is the most devious thing you've done to an ex? I feel like you must have some stories. I would never want to hurt Samir, like, you know, whatever. But what devious thing have I done? Uzi, I tried.

I tried to get some good shit. I tried to get it to air your ass out. Devious. I am like all in or all out. So when our relationship is done, I just move on. I've never tried to like bust anyone's windows, the car, any damage, like stalking, none of that. I mean, I creep online and look at their profile. See, that's a turnoff.

I want a girl that's going to break my windshield at some point. Really? No offense, but that's been pissing me off for the last few years. All right. Buy it's a hammer right after the podcast. Do it with your elbow. You know what? I was thinking this because my sister and I were just thinking about the story about the stupidest thing we ever got in trouble for us kids.

My mom found paint thinner in my sister's bedroom and thought we were hopping paint in high school. That explains so much. much. My cousin bought it to pour on her boyfriend's car. So that is why she had it and we all got in fucking trouble for you guys are huffing paint. I'm like what ratchet people do you guys know who huff paint? But anyways, that's

why I was like, are you the type to throw paint dinner on an ex-boyfriend's car? I went in therapy for five years so for me I'm committed to, despite what people might paint, you know, with my monologues and like how I speak and carry myself online, like those are two different people.

One's entertainment and one is the person you guys are talking to now. So for me, I don't like doing all that raw, raw, all that extra shit. I value my freedom. I don't want to have to fight for it. And to be honest, like, if our time and our relationship is done, I have to just honor what the universe is allowing to move on, like, let go. So I'm not about to block my blessings because I'm fucking using paint thinner and going

out of my way to be evil. That's, you know, as above so below, as above so above. So it's like, I'm not going to put out that type of energy because I'm going to get it right back. that's what I'm a very we live in an energetic emotional world so when people are doing all that crazy shit it just comes back to you but isn't that weird how people worship left eye for the fact that she like burnt her fucking dude's house down but then meanwhile like if a dude did that to a girl could you imagine the way they would talk about him yeah it would be unfair and everybody on here the devil standard if you said that you don't paint thinner all over some rapper's car that it would be so

fucking excited you'd be like a feminist icon for the next few weeks yeah I don't like that no I would never do that no no I don't believe in hurting people like that. Yeah. Yeah, I think that doesn't seem very productive. No? No. Because if I was mad at you, I would never think of ways that I could hurt you.

I would be like, how can I solve this issue that we seem to have? One time, I was so mad at this girl that I had been dating, and I was ranting about how fucking mad I was at, how bad she had screwed me over, and I was just ranting about this this dude I was friends with. And this is like 10 years ago. And he goes, he goes, well, you know. know the best way if you want to get revenge on somebody. I'm like, what? He goes, you order boar piss.

And then you put it in a syringe and you go to a car and you squirt the bore piss into the fucking, into the car, get all over the exterior, and you squirt it into the fucking air ducts and shit. And I'm like, what is that do? He's like, well, there's no way to get rid of the smell. She'll never get rid of it. And I'm just like, I'm like, what the fuck? I'm like, in that moment, it kind of made me like, okay, I guess I'm not that.

Because I'm not mad enough to go get some bore piss. I mean, how do you even find out about such a thing? Sounds very personal. Like, he did. Yeah, he was into hunting and stuff. So I guess that's like how he got on the way. That's boring. What, bore piss?

My story is. Oh, yeah, yeah. Let's hear what you got. Back in the day, my boyfriend cheated on me, right? And I knew he cheated. I didn't tell him. I think I told you guys a story. So I went to suck his dick.

And I bit the fuck out of it. And he punched me so fucking hard. And I had three little like knuckle bruises right here. Yeah. Wow, that would be so. Honestly, if a girl bit my dick like that, that's, I guess, exactly what I would do is. I would punch him as hard as like you on the face,

which is cool because you don't normally get like a guilt-free way to punch you on the face. Like I'm probably, you know, you just, you never normally would be able to do that and feel okay about it. But in that moment, like what else you're going to do? It happened so fast. It was like a reflex. It must have been a reflex for real, though.

It's like you would never want to kick a dog. But if a dog bites you, you get to beat the shit out of the dog until it gets off of you, right? Oh, no. No? If a dog bites into your leg, you're not going to punch the dog as hard as you.

If it's still latched on the dog. to you yeah but if it's gone away then no you don't get to go back if I had a gun on me if I had a gun on me and a dog started buying my leg I would shoot the dog oh I probably would too right it's not even gonna lie because I I'm a model and if I have a scar on my leg bitch you're taking away from my cash and this dog is dying saying here I do a podcast I can't podcast with a big scar on my calf well you're good but me I got to you know she got to be in all kinds of crazy positions all you can see everything yeah you can have that the dog bite that's over I'm not watching it goes porn if she's a dog

Bites all over. Hell no. It's like watching someone mosquito bites like, I think it's crazy that you can't have like little scars but mosquito bites?

No scars it's like I feel like it's more real I don't know. Yeah, I like a girl with a big old bullet hole

in her stomach or something you know unless you know she's real she's from the grizzle. How do you guys feel about

Jay Z signing this deal with the NFL? You talk. You go first. No. Opinions. You should definitely go first. Why?

Because you're the rawest in the world. She's industry as we've discussed. I don't really know much about Jay-Z, so I don't want to talk about him because he's boring as fuck. So you go. Old news. I mean, it kind of seems like there's a lot of questions, so

I mean, it's kind of hard to base an assumption like an opinion on like a bunch of hearsay. Like, we hear that he wants to be an owner. Like, we hear all these things, but like where is where are the facts? Because that's manipulative media. We don't know 100% what the whole deal is. Right, so I can't really give like 100% of my opinion. But is your gut reaction when you see this that he's kind of being a backstabber and turning

his back on your boy, Kabbernick? Hey, you know? What do you think that he's thinking right now about it? Do you think that he's in the dark on us? No idea. Me either. I would assume he's bad. But we don't know.

Maybe they're both on the same team. Who knows? If you got to, you want to keep your enemies close, right? Yeah. Jay-Z could do more to change the system from the inside. from the outside, right? True. Just a thought.

I don't know what he's doing. I don't know what that man's doing. He's boring. On to the next. You never got that call, J&B. Come through, spend the night with us. Oh, I'm coming. But for Beyonce.

Let's be clear. Beyonce. You're not going to let Jiga touch you? He can touch me. Yeah, right? Yeah. He's done enough. He's done enough?

I mean, all those albums. I mean, he's done a lot for the game. He's got a billion dollars. Like, what are he waiting for? money don't mean shit it means something it means something it's a billion

like you're saying I'm gonna be like have a lot of fun with him sexually because he has a lot of money yeah mm-mm I'm probably gonna give you some right

probably not no probably not it doesn't seem like they're doing that Beyonce don't no you guys are calling people boring I think Beyonce is gonna be the boring one out of that she's the one that's not having these crazy three sons

that I wish he was he's out here having a good time on the side we don't know yeah we don't know what she's doing yeah she wrote a whole fucking album about it. He's out here fucking white girls. It's like the worst thing you can do. Maybe I wasn't paying attention. Did he fuck Superhead?

Yeah, back in the day. Actually, I remember because I read her book and she's she... What she said about his dick? I don't remember what she said about his dick. I just remember that she was his video girl in a video and then he proceeds to like on the lunch break he takes her in his car, drives like part way down the mountain, just pulls

over on the side of this fucking trail and just like kind of unzips his pants, puts a condom on and then just like moves her head down there and just doesn't doesn't even say anything. What was the point? Jay, I know you're rich as fuck. Even back then it was like 99. It's like,

I know you're rich as fuck. I know you're so important. I don't give a shit. You get head with no condom bro. Like what, what? You haven't done all this with your life to get Trojan top, my friend. I thought he just had them, had a condom with him. You know what he was doing. She was legendary for like having the best head in the game at that time. I've never given condom head. Sounds boring.

One of the greatest. One of the, Jadaicus. Can I just tell you guys one of the best lyrics all the time. I had this bitch name Superhead. She gave Superhead. She moved in the building, even gave the Superhead. Like the superintendent? I know none of you guys have ever lived in an apartment,

so you don't know what I'm talking about. You probably say landlord. Yeah, I say landlord. The Super. You always constantly expose how old you are by saying things like this. I have to be old to enjoy a Jadaicus lyric from like 15 years ago. He called a purse a pocket book the other day.

I was like, is that so weird? I've never heard anyone call it a pocketbook. God damn it. How old are you? 35. 36 in November. Thank you. No, but you know what it is that is weird about that?

I was Googling pocketbook because you made me feel bad about this. And it's like usually when people say pocketbook, they're talking about like the monetary aspect. Like, oh, well, if you stop order in postmates, it's going to really help with your pocketbook. That makes sense. That's a little bit more. I feel like I could hear your dad saying. things like this. Yeah, I can imagine my grandmother

saying it to me right now in my head. Yeah, I never heard the word until you said it the other day. Well, you've also never seen Seinfeld. So you don't know what that was going on. Has anyone here at this table seen Seinfeld besides me? I've seen Seinfeld. God damn it.

Yeah. I don't even know what they is. I need some white friends. My friend's my age too. I need to switch my whole demographic up so I can talk about Seinfeld. Hey, I heard legendary things about it. Oh, it's great.

And I just highly, listen, if you are going to sit down and watch Game of Thrones, no turn it off Seinfeld episode one to the last one Spoiler they go to jail at the end Is everybody there's a coffee And coffee with the Is that Jerry Jerry?

Is he one that does the comics with the Are the comedians and coffee? Comedians and Cars are in coffee is his new show yes Okay sorry if you want Something that will help you This was back when TV was just on networks Before Netflix and shit like that Oh the good old days

The good old days shit was different You know what they need now? I want to be on a motherfucking next bus. Remember like room writers? Oh my God. Please. They need to bring that back. That would be fun.

If they had like social media girls as the girls and all those men on the bus and you know what I mean? That would be so fucking on. I love that show. What about this idea? You come in one day. We do a live stream together where we say date Tiana Trump and we have people line up outside. I'm down. And then I send some of my goons out to the line and maybe some more than your friends too

would probably be good so that you get a woman's taste here too. But we, they pick the. ones that they think might be eligible, they get to come back in here and talk to you for like five minutes and we feel them out. Let's do it. That'd be super fun, right? And they got to pay. Oh, yeah.

I like wear your head set. I mean, she needs an appearance fee, right? Five minutes, 100 bucks. No. We'll split it. $100 minimum. You get $10. I get 90.

No. No? Fuck, all right. The house doesn't get paid that much. Right. She ain't reading the contract? No, she is now. Well, she needs an appearance fee.

She got to make something. I do agree with that. Actually, and to be totally honest, I think me and Riley conjured that idea at first. I conjured it up for Riley. I was there. I made it up. You always do this. I make something up and he fucking, like, came up with this thing.

I'm like, no, no, no, no. Oh, yeah, yeah. All the time. She came up with, like, a rap lyric that I took and now I'm claiming it as my own. Oh, he's like, I got the best bar. I'm like, yo, I drop one bar, you steal it. You make it yours. I just keep saying that I'm going to do a rap song, and I'm going to say at some point in the song,

I'm going to say, I got a fire shirt, Guy Fierry. Now my voice on stone, because I didn't say it like that. Anyways, um... That's a good line. And every rapper watching this can use it. Guy Fieri always wore a shirt with fire on it. Do I have to spell this out? He did. It's funny.

Why does no one ever dressed like him for Halloween? Everybody does. Okay. I know a lot of bitches that walk around looking like Guy Fierry all the time. What are you guys doing for Halloween's coming up? And I feel like you guys have some master plans over there. I know, but we're definitely probably getting booked and doing a motherfucking duo look. Yeah. But we've been thinking about it.

You guys just pull up to clubs together. Are you guys bringing in a lot of money that way? Is that a good business to be in doing the club appearance thing? I mean, when you're us, yeah. I mean, I wouldn't say for other girls. I don't know how lucrative it would be for them. But you have a lot of promoters chasing you guys down to do this, huh? I don't know.

Yeah, I think. Yeah, I'm in, yeah, we do. I think so. Look, I saw a video that I'm sort of sitting there looking all cute being like promoters. If you want to succumb your city, blah, blah, blah. We should do one like that. You want Adam in London to host your club? I have been sought after tons to do feature dancing.

No, not that. That's like club clearance is. Don't do that. That's a strip club. Yeah. Would they make off of that? You will make off of. I got offered a really good rate, but I'm like, I can't fucking dance.

And I don't want someone touching my ass. So I was watching. I was watching one of our lady friends strip on the time on the other day. I can't lie. I was kind of looking at it like, man, I don't want to do it. Oh, I know you don't want me doing it. I know.

Oh, man. It's like, when you talk about it, it sounds like, all right. You've been encouraging. You've been encouraging of it, but I really don't think that like when it came down to it, first of all, I am so fucking clumsy. You're telling me I have to dance in those heels. You're going to be a meme. You're going to fall off stage.

I have a back problem. And then I have to let someone touch me potentially just to put some money in my underwear. I don't want nobody to touch my bitch even for a second. Oh, I know you don't want anyone touching me. We've been up for this. I want to encourage you to go out and get every bag available, but yeah. I like doing it virtually at cam, so I feel like stripping and camming has like very similar things. You like get tips for things you do.

But the best part is I don't have to leave my house and no one can actually touch me. If you went in Featuredance once, you'd probably look at camming in such a more positive light going forward because you'd be just like comparing it in your head. I mean, like some photographer says something super creepy to me the other day and I like really was put off by it. Like, could you imagine if someone says something creepy to me in person while I'm naked and my job is to engage? Your job is a stripper is just to basically like, you're basically getting paid to just let guys to disrespect to you. Yeah. As long as they don't take it to the extent that you have to actually flip out. If a club wanted to book me and do a meet and greet at a strip club, I would totally do it.

If you're out there listening, I would do a meet and greet and like sign posters, whatever. I can't fucking dance. Me either. Like. I like how this interview has kind of turned into us asking you guys for advice about our careers. I mean, I feel like, you know, she's, I can learn a lot from her. She's going to have to write this book in a couple years. Oh, man, that's going to be that.

If we break up, it's going to be because Britney Renner fucking swoops in. Surviving Adam 22. She's like, listen, I think you got a great book. I'll have land of the blog all my Instagram. Uh-huh. Follow her, you guys. You guys are going to be a three. No, then you will finally be the Migos once you adopt her in your time.

Am I going to be takeoff? Because I really don't want to be takeoff. No offense to take off. I'm not interested. You immediately knowing that you might be take off is so good. I'm so going to get to be takeoff. Takeoff is not fair. Because takeoff is the one

who's always all leaned out all the time and you are always just out here just sipping. Nope. I like my uppers, not my downers. Thank you very much.

Very good. Okay. Tiani, want to smoke a blunt? Let's go. Whoop, who. Wait, do you guys want to add anything? By the way, I feel like

we didn't mention this, but your book is called Judge This Cover. Yes, ma'am. That was the book that I started reading. I'm not done, but I'm working on it. I need to read it so I can more aggressively spill tea. Actually, we're going to do another interview

where it will be based entirely. off the comments of this video, right? I want her to interview you. Oh, yeah, it's going to be fucking crazy. I want her to interview you because I'm like, she is just like... You got a podcast yet? Not yet.

It's coming soon, right? Everybody I know who, like, I know so many successful authors that straight up do not write anything anymore because they just have podcasts. Sam Harris, the main one I'm thinking of. We should have been the new,

you know, back in the day that it was Dr. Drew Adam and David Carolla sometimes? Is that his name? Or, am I right? Adam Carolla. Adam Carolla and Dave. Yeah, date line. Who is the black guy who will come on sometimes?

That's real funny. What the fuck was it called? Huh? Who's the black guy that would come on? I don't know. Okay, well, that's it. You should be a no jumper commentator. That would be so good.

What's that? I don't know. Just like go, like you could be like our host. Wait, but don't you already have a podcast that you're doing with somebody else's? Who? Okay. We'll talk after, but I feel like that would be good. I feel like my fan base would love you as like a person going out and doing vlogs, doing your own podcast.

That would be great. We should get into business. business you should just start a YouTube channel because you're fucking hilarious I would watch it every day she's so funny I would not make no money though but you know fuck it don't use your real name that's the teeth yeah just don't use don't use you because who are they telling us as a it happens what we happens with Layla star Mia Khalifa they were saying Mia Khalifa just goes your own name on YouTube like that tag they just know you're a porn star in the system her being a point start because think

about it it's all artificial intelligence shit so they know that 99% of the time when Tiana Trump is in the title of a video that it means that it's not not for kids, that it's adult content, whatever. So they basically, like, off-rip, treat you as if you're, like, whatever, you know? And it's like, but if you were to start a channel from scratch, never do any, like, super extreme content and not use your full name, then maybe you'd be good. But also, it's, like, one day the YouTube algorithm is going to be like, oh, we figured out you do porn, boom, no money.

Fuck YouTube. For real, we need to sit. And I almost forgot, it's Tiana's birthday. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you Happy birthday dear Tia Happy birthday to Make a wish

More I didn't know you knew of that I think you could call me old for that I know about that Dude I was about to end the podcast And completely forget that we got the kept here Yeah That's a good point

I totally forgot it was so deep in the combat Thanks guys Thank you for watching. That was really sweet, you guys. Yeah. That's a good note to leave on. Yeah. And I learned some new things from you guys, and you guys, you know, not so bad.

I feel like a lot. So you were coming into this ready to hate us? He still swamination. I know she likes me. I don't think she likes me. He's real tricky, but he's not. He's all right. Yeah, I'm tricky.

I just, I consider myself lucky that I, like, ended up dating like a nice normal girl before I got famous so I didn't have to go through a period in my life where I dated like a fucking evil chick like Brittany who was just going to expose me in a book. Call it what you want. Hey, you might turn me evil and sour. I might write about you. Don't forget. Again, Jason, NDA.

We're going to need some NDAs. Treadly. Got all the receipts. There's this one folder on Dropbox. Just kidding. Hackers. Hackers, don't get any ideas. Storm the Lennon.

BPN. Whatever. Where did you guys get these from Walmart? I don't actually know. There's a Walmart nearby. Sent one of my employees to get those. There's no Walmart. Not nearby here

All these look really good No but my employee got them Possibly up north from the valley Oh see there you go Yeah There you go You have flames on your shirt The candles are papyrus I picked them out myself

Are you guys so health conscious that you're not going to eat these cup cakes Because that's the category that I'm in right now Are we done? Are we done? We're pretty damn close to done I don't eat I just run out of any money I'm gonna do my outro right now okay It was amazing having you guys here by the way Likewise thank you for having us

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