No Jumper - The DamnHomie11 and Francety Interview

Episode Date: November 12, 2019

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No Jumper. Coolest podcast on the world. And today I'm in here with one old friend. Damn homey 11. Returning guest and our new friend. Francetti. That's how we say it? Francietti. Franciti. Yes.

So this is some Italian shit? Colombia. Colombia. Yes. Okay. I'm not very terribly well researched, as you can probably tell. How did you guys become friends? Through Instagram.

Yeah. We were both getting posted on Worldstar at the same time. So she like DM me and said. said, oh, you know, we should totally collab. So she came to New York. We did a video. Then I came to Miami, did another one. And then it just, we just kept going back and back and back.

And now we are like non-stopable, right? Yeah. Yeah. Now that's like family. So you guys became like a fucking Instagram duo is basically what you're telling me. Like a fucking just hive mind. Like, are you guys, do you guys think yourselves like a group? Are you guys like the amigos yet?

No, because we don't have a third. Mm-hmm. And they're related. That's true. She's like, who's the amigos? Yeah. It's like, okay. I think what it was at the time, it was like, so me, you and someone else was getting posted

the most on World Star, so it only made sense for the three of us to do something together. And we just so happen to keep being friends and the third person just, you know. Who are we going to make the third, though? Can I be the third? You do skits? No, not like you guys do. You guys are all about it. It's just like bouncing your tits up and down.

I don't think I can do that. Where do I bounce my head? Is that not it? Maybe you can bounce something else. Yeah. Do you consider yourself primarily a booty bouncer? Maybe it's some balls bouncing. What do you consider yourself?

Like, if you had to say. What? Like how I consider myself? I think I'm a model. In terms of what? Yeah. Well, I like, I think I like to do this sexy, sexy, funny comedy. That's what I think I'm doing right now.

Plus modeling, pictures, showing booty, you know. Just sort of a jack of all trades. You can just do it all, right? Yes. Anything that I can do is kids, anything. How did you get into this world? Talk to me about your life before all this shit. Okay, so I came from Colombia.

I used to be a model in Colombia, but I never work out over there because I was very short. So my dream just didn't come through. So I came to America. I went to school as an esthetician. Didn't work either. And I have a friend that told me, you should take some pictures. You know, Instagram is popping up. Take some pictures and I start posting them. I have been always very, like, energetic.

So I started posting pictures and people starting liking all my stuff, you know? Right. And then World Star started posting my videos and everything started growing. So I've been World Star for like almost 40. times. 40 times. Wow. Damn, I used to be on World Star before they stopped posting my shit. I don't know what the hell happened. Yeah. She has been forever there. She doesn't even have a count of how many times she's being there. Really? So I've been in there for 40 times. And it's the World Star has been the ones that have grown all my, most of my followers.

Wow, really. So your fans are like the six, nine fans and shit, right? Like the little, like they're reposting like you, little. pump talking about his jewelry, somebody smoking a blunt, six nine, yelling at the camera. Do you feel like that's kind of, do you have like a hood urban fan base? Oh yeah, totally. That's where it came from? Yes, I do. I think, yeah.

I do. And also a lot of Indians. Yeah. Indians? Yes. A lot of Indians. Really? Yes.

What do they say? Like, how do you know that? Show me your tits. That's what they all say. I'm like, I'll get sons and messages. Show me your tits. Show me your pussy. Please.

Please. why are you no a porn star? Things like that. It's funny. They sing the big pictures and things like that. Wow. The dig pictures. Yes, a lot of them.

You don't like that? Sometimes, no, not really. It's kind of, yes, no, I don't. No, okay. If I want to see a deck, I just got to a porn page, you know? Right. Yeah, but you know, it's funny. It's part of it.

You know, I agree with what they do. I'm showing my booty. out there. So I think it's okay. So you don't do actual porn? You're against it? No, I don't do actual porn star. Yeah, but I do OnlyFans.

Oh, yeah. So what's on the OnlyFans? That's why I was wondering. I wasn't about to drop the 10 bucks to find out. Oh, yeah. You maybe have to drop the 10 bucks. But so you don't do any like sex stuff? Do you get fully nude?

Well, yeah, you have to go and check it out. Oh my God. These freaking only fans, girls always do this. I just have to go and check it out. I just had Rosa Costa. in here and she was doing the same exact thing where she's like oh yeah if you want to find out if i'm naked on there you got to go buy it's like i cannot give everything out so maybe they don't buy my you know my subscription so i have to be you know see this is some kind of like weird change that

has happened now where all of a sudden we've got columbians coming to our country and taking all of our american hard earned dollars so that we could see them naked on the internet yeah this is what Trump's been trying to warn us about yes when we come here they come here they're Take our jobs. The freaking immigrants. Hey, it's coming from all sides. It's not just Mexico. It's like they're coming for our, you know, you can't just come to America and be like a day laborer because they kind of got that market on lock.

It's about to be like that. To all the hot chicks coming from South America and stuff. Yeah. Central America. They're going to be coming up here and just taking over only fans. It's scary. Yeah, I know, right? What should we do about it?

What should we do about Maya? Build a wall. I guess it's Trump. Tom said we got to build the wall. We all need money. We have space for everybody. I don't know if that's true, though. How many OnlyFans girls is the world supposed to support?

Well, you know, I think it's always money for everybody. Some people are good for it, some might not. So if you're good, you're going to get the money. If you're not, you're not going to get it. So maybe you have to go through all another things. Like if I'm going to OnlyFans, I don't want to see bitches that look like me. I want to see the complete opposite. I want to see Spanish, like, big booty.

Big fake tits. Really? Yeah, just dark hair. I want to see exotic. I don't want to see too many white bitches, to be honest. I'm not supporting the white bitches that is like, check out my shit. That's racist.

You got to support the white bitches too. Well, you're just saying you're racist too. You're saying that's too many Colombian girls. Oh yeah, no, no, no. I'm saying it's my podcast. I got to do that. Okay. Well, in your podcast.

No such thing is too many Colombians. You don't think? No. No, I agree. Oh, Hispanic. Hispanic women. Well, actually, yeah, in Venezuela's too. Yeah, a lot of immigration from Venezuela

too. But you know what we're lucky? Is that like China is the biggest growing economic force in the world. They're taking up a lot of the jobs and stuff, but they're not going to take over the only fans market because they're not thick. I wouldn't, I don't know if I, I can't even watch porn with,

she was just about to say she can't watch porn with Asian people. Well, I don't know. Like I have never watched porn. But I feel like everybody has no category. Like if you had to, if you're in porn home, what category are you searching? I usually would go to specific names because I, if the only times I'm actually going to watch porn is when I want to see a girl that I met in real life or like on Instagram or something, I want to see what she's been up to.

That's when I was searching a name. I only did that once when I was doing a skit with Ray of Sunshine. Oh, I know her. She's great. Yeah. Why, you know like her? No, I do. My girlfriend's like good friends with her.

Yeah. So I like, I looked at her porn thing and I was like, shit, maybe I shouldn't have done that. Because now I'm like And then my ex was like Looking at her shit too and I'm like Why are you looking at it? But she doesn't even get fucked on the internet She's just a regular cam girl

Yeah But I thought like a lot of times when you see somebody And you're like wait does she a porn star And then you realize no she just does like only fan stuff Right But you know what's crazy about her though Is that she will trick you into things Like I think I saw her one time do like a eight dick

Like blow bang or like whatever But it's all fake dick she's sucking a bunch of fake dicks at the same time. Now she's like... Some shit like that. She's good. That's lit. These girls are out here trying to deceive.

But why not just actually suck eight dicks? Although I guess I completely understand. That's a whole different thing to find out. Who? Bring her through. We need her, right, Yuri? No, only her man. So like she...

She'll suck his dick eight times. That's not that big of deal. No, like all her videos are just fucking him, sucking him, sucking his dick. Right. So when they broke up, he basically like got back with her just so she wouldn't...

Because she needs to keep doing content. So he's like, if I see another dick on there, I swear to God, I'm going to kill you. So he had to get back with her just to make sure she didn't fuck someone else on her only fans. It has to only be his dick. And then he's like, wait a minute, you should be paying me because that's my dick. And she's like, that's not going to happen. I'm starting to get to that point with my girl. You got to break me off.

Yeah, if I'm going to be putting my penis on camera all the time, I need, kick me back away. I don't think people watch it for your penis, though. Yeah, but I would watch it for her. I have to take time out of my day to do this content. No, I'm just kidding. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not that dude who's going to be the one being like, oh.

But at a certain point, it does kind of become where like she wants to do a lot more content with a lot more girls. But it's kind of like she knows that when I have fucking four interviews in a day that it's kind of hard to get me to like come home early to do some sex stuff in the middle of the day, you know? Yeah. And it's a lot of work too. Yeah. So what is keeping you from crossing that line and just doing real porn? I think that's what the world wants. They want the private snap, right?

Yeah, well, I just, you know, I think you make more money this way. Teasing? Yeah. I think showing everything out there and like it's not, it doesn't have the same value as going in paying a subscription, you know? I don't know. I think it's more valuable if you just keep it like that. It's like if you first meet a guy and you just let him fuck you in the ass like the first day. You should do that, yeah.

As a guy, I would say that that is going to give me a year. You got to get there eventually. Not A-Saf. I'm not sticking around to find out. My girl let me hit the first night. In the ass? No, but I didn't even think to ask about that. If I had it, I feel like she might have been down.

Well, yeah. No, you don't want to do it surprise anal. Well, I'm not doing a period, like ever. You're anti-anel, right? I'm saying if it happens, it's going to be like 10 years together and, you know. I mean, but from my experience, you don't want to be surprised anal. You want to know that you're doing a way in advance because she's going to have to be thinking about it, eating gummy bears.

I don't want to fuck a girl I'm surprised I just stuck it in your butt You ate a fucking hot Cheetos Like an hour beforehand Hell no girl I've read someone Not read Okay I heard a podcast one time

And you're about to admit that you read something You're like no no no I'm just kidding Okay so The Slop was part He was talking about how He was interviewing some girl Who for some reason

Like loves to do anal And she fucking was saying how Before she knows she's gonna go out Every weekend she only eats soup. This way she doesn't shit on anybody. Right. No, that's real. Because one time I did an anal threesome with my girl and this other porn star,

and they were on this crazy diet for like 24 hours beforehand where they're only eating certain things and stuff. And then when we finally did it, you know, I didn't see any specs, particles. Nobody worth me fucking not eating all day. So you could fucking enjoy yourself? Like, what do I? So you could fuck a different hole?

Yeah, I think you should only do anal if your pussy is completely fucking destroyed. Yeah. So you're anti-anel too? Well, she's open-minded. Yeah, but it's painful. It's not like, it's like it's not enjoyable. You know, like I, you know, it depends. Wait, for the only fans, you should actually be saying, I love it.

Yeah. Of course, I'm not going to say I don't like it. You know, I'm like, I'm not stupid. You just had a painful. But, you know, I have to, it's true. It hurts. That freaking thing hurts. I just think you haven't done it enough.

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Speaking of, I know, I gave you a nickel. No, and then the whole time that I was talking about it. Yeah, you know. Well, to be honest, that might be a pretty good, like, starter size if you wanted to sort of figure out what exactly you could get in there because it's kind of thin. I guess I'm just going to remain a virgin there forever. I was totally just thinking while I was doing it though. I'm like, how is the evil energy going to feel about the fact that I said,

speaking of anal sex before I started talking about the front? I feel like they might think it's funny. Bro, I say some things sometimes just to get people's attention. Oh, I've noticed. Oh, you have. You got your Instagram girls. That's your whole career. It's just doing wacky shit to get attention.

Yeah, my shit is a little crazy. But that's because like when I met you, I still have my original page. Oh, so you lost that one. Remember? I DM you. I was like, I lost my page. You're like, cool. No, but I didn't realize that you never got the original.

back. I did get it back. Oh, you did. Right, yeah. So I lost it, and then I was like, fuck. So I said, let me start over. I started over from fucking zero six months ago. And my friend was like, you should write to Instagram and be like, I'm so sorry.

I'm going to make clean content from now on. So I did that. I wrote a whole email like, I promise from now on, I'm going to make clean content. I'm not going to curse. As soon as I got my page back, bro, by the time I got my page, I didn't even need it no more because my new page was already lit. As soon as they gave me that page, I'm like, back to work, I started doing even crazier videos because I'm not about to fucking change my shit for you guys. Like, fuck you.

Right. What, define crazier. Like, you're not allowed to say, dick, pussy, cunt, things like that. In the captions? In captions, in memes, in the videos, you can't even say. Like, I have to bleep shit out. But, so they said, why don't you just stop cursing? I can't not curse.

Everything, you need cursing sometimes. Like, that's like me saying. instead of saying bitch, girl. Yeah. It's not the same fucking joke. It's not gonna even sound right. You can't even put, you know, like the emojis. You cannot put the water emojis anymore.

You can't put the water emojis. Or the eggplant. You can't put the eggplant anymore. I never did, but. The eggplant emoji most properly represents my penis. Like when I look at the eggplant emoji, I'm like, that kind of looks like a dick. Yeah.

But that's more for the DM anyway. Like that's some shit. I don't, I just go for a straight dick pick in the DMs. Yeah. I'm not, I know. You sent a dick pick? Just total strangers every day, over and over. I doubt there.

No, I'm just kidding. No, you're done. That would be kind of cool, though, right? That would be, like, bro, if I was, like, a normal person and you send me a dick pick, I'd be like, something's wrong. Like, this is going on here. As a famous person sending random dickpicks is definitely not. But is that a crime? Like, have you actually broken the law if you send somebody a dick pick without them asking for it?

I feel violated. I feel like I shouldn't be seeing your dickpicks. unless I ask you for it. And if you send it to me, it's like, like. No, I totally agree, but it's just interesting. But you know, in the funny part, it's like the guys that has the smallest dick. It's always the guys that have, it's never, I've never seen a nice looking dick in my game. Really?

It's always like uncircumcised or fucking evil looking. What's wrong with an incircumcised dick? I've had, well, there's probably a lot of uncircised dicks in here right now. No, you don't like that? No, in Colombia, everybody's uncircumcised. Actually, no? No? Everybody's circumcised.

Really? Uh-huh. Wow, I didn't know that. Why would you think that is the land of like making things better? Columbia? Is that their slogan? You get off the plane and they're like, we make things better. The slogan's like you're not allowed to be ugly here.

No, I don't know. I feel like everybody would have small dicks in Columbia because I just assumed that there's a lot of people doing cocaine in Colombia. And that for me at least has really made my dick not perform as well in the past. The only people that have small penises are personal trainers. What? Yeah. I think like half the personal trainers are my gym are gay. Gay?

No, they're not gay. They cry a lot because they're hungry because they're always dining. They don't cry. Well, okay, I dated one personal trainer. He was very emotional. Like, he cried more than I did, which I think he was Puerto Rican, but I don't, I don't know. Maybe those two together kind of, whatever. He was emotional.

Have you done a lot of cocaine in your life because you're from Colombia? Oh, yeah. Actually, the funny story is I never did cocaine until I came to America. Really? I never even saw it, like never saw the powder until I moved to America. It was the weirdest thing. I mean, my city is like, you know, we do it, but don't consume it. So that's like probably a bad thing.

They make it and they sell it. They don't get high in your own supply. They don't get high with the product. So nobody's snorting coke in Colombia. Well, they, of course. Some people. Yeah, of course for partying and stuff. But when I moved here, I was in 19 and I never saw it.

Really? I didn't even see the join, nothing. Until I came here, I just smoked pot and cocaine and all of the. craziness. You weren't smoking weed in Colombia? Never. Is there a lot of people smoking in Colombia or no, not really? Now yes. Before it used to be like a taboo, but now everybody, it's like the same in here. Everybody does it. Really? That's so interesting. Yeah. I always heard that in Colombia they'll just like actually chew the coquolese. Is that happen? Like the cocaine, yeah. That's common. That's how, well, the people that work, they

cocaine, they process the cocaine so they chew the they live so it makes them energetic. But isn't it like less than one percent of what it's like to do like actual powdered cocaine? Like it's way more chilled out. Yeah, but it's more clear, like clean. So it gives like the, I guess like the energetic part instead of the craziness, you know. Right. So I actually want to do that. I want to go to Columbia and chew the cocoa leaves.

It sounds kind of nice. Oh, there's so many places to do that. Really? You just buy it at the store. Just help me where it take you. It's like smoking a cigarette. You just go and like grab a leaf. Yeah.

Just grab the leaf and chew it. Yeah. What? Are you down? Hell fucking now. You're not chewing the leaf with me. Bro, I don't, I don't fuck with coke. I don't fuck with coke.

Like I don't have any friends that are cold kids Not that you're saying you're a copay I tried to before never liked it I don't like co-kets because they talk too much I don't want to hear your whole fucking life story Like get away from me Yeah I like it makes me really weird And they're jittery and they're too energetic

And they run a lot The worst feeling is when you're at a party or something And somebody who's blatantly drunk and on cocaine Just comes up to you and starts talking to you And you're sober and you're just like Holy fuck Get away from me Are you serious?

You really think I'm going to talk to you. In New York, actually, a lot of people do coke only because, let's say you go out to the clubs and you get super fucking drunk. You kind of have to do a line to drive home. Who's driving home in Manhattan? A lot of people. That's insane. You don't want to drive in Manhattan. That's why I don't drink alcohol because I'm always driving and I'm not going to get pulled over and go to jail.

You don't drink alcohol at all either? No. Oh, okay. It's like three times a year. Halloween, New Year's birthday. but I last year I missed all of those and I just went to the strip club one time and I drank

And how was it? Wonderful The strip club? Yeah You get in there? Do I what dance? No, do you like,

You smash your face and over a bunch of boobs and stuff? Hell no, nah That's too much Listen, I don't want to touch them like these Like strippers have the specific smell It's like glitter and sweat

I love that. You like that smell? Whatever that smell is, yes You go to the strip club The girls in the strip club They smell like nothing you ever smell before. It's a totally even smell that you never get from a non-stripper. It's like a lot of perfume

with sweat and like it's, yeah, but it's a specific perfume. It's like they all use Victoria's Secret. I want a girl. I want a girl. What are you're like in fucking Victoria's? I love Victoria's just like, you know, not on strippers. I want a girl who smells like seven or

800 other guys that she's grinded up on in the course of the night. Just making a living though, really. Just taking care of the kids. So you're just like that grimy shit. Nah, I'm not going to say I like it, but it's There's a certain allure to it. I said the guy that's wiped up. I know, right. Yeah.

I like Grammy shit too, though. Like, my type is very, like, specific. Like, if I don't wipe after I take a shit, you like that? No. What? I consider that's totally optional. Whoa. I might just say shit not wipe.

Why? Just roll the dice. Find out later. You have to have a felony. Oh, so grimy means has to have a felony. You have to have been in jail. Choose cocoa leaves on the race. No, no drugs. You can't do drugs. You could smoke weed. I smoke big dope.

Yeah. Dope. Like weed? Yeah, cush. Okay. No jumper cush available in stores. Head to your local dispensary, Californians in particular, and let them know that you want no jumper cush available. Harass an employee. That's just some of my advice for y'all. I'm going right after. Because I haven't smoked in two fucking days. Really? We've been shooting skits and I'm like going crazy. Shooting skits so hard that you forget to smoke weed. That would not happen. Okay, so I can't, no, but I came on like the latest flight and I went straight to sleep. And then yesterday we were shooting all day, so we didn't even have time to fucking go anywhere. Right. So today's my day to smoke and. And chill out and do a no jumper interview.

You can't smoke on here though. Not when I smoke. Just here is this room. Because when I smoke, I like, I don't want to talk. I don't want to. I literally just want to like, uh-huh. Like when I face-time, that's why I don't like to face time people. Because as soon as I get high, you could see it in my face that I'm not paying attention to you.

Yeah. That's real. Yeah. I just be getting high and then like all of a sudden my girlfriend can tell that anything she's saying to me is not really entering my brain. Yes. The good thing about weed though is like no matter how mad I am, the second I smoke, I don't give a fuck about nothing. I need everything in the kitchen. So you didn't take to the American cocaine, but the weed is cool?

You're okay with the weed? Oh yeah, yeah, I love weed. Nice. Yeah. That's good. Yeah, weed is very good. Yeah, you never put Coke in the blunt? We should do that.

I don't know. We used to do that. What does that do for you? I don't know, because I read that it doesn't do anything, but I'm going to be honest, I've definitely smoked a blonde with coconut and fucking lost my mind for the rest of the day, just like running around,

being super weird, tweaked out. No, but if I'm smoking, I want to be down. I don't want to be fucking up, like. Right. Because how would that even work? I'd be cross-eyed, like, you should try smoking dust. Never.

Why is that even a suggestion? Like, you should try smoking dust. Oh, yes, why? Okay, here's why. Because all those early Wu-Tang albums, dustheads. They were all smoking dust making that shit. That's especially the first one. It's one of the greatest rap albums of all time.

You could smoke dust and you would all of a sudden make the greatest Instagram skid all the time. You would think of some shit. I was even in America yet when you have Wu-Tang. Like, I'm still in Russia. That's unfortunate. Maybe you can do some crocodile. What the fuck is?

No. You know about that? What is crocodile? Yeah. That's the real shit in Russia. That's like zombie shit. Oh, like the zombie crack. I don't know why.

Zombie crack. I don't know why you would even do a drug that you know is going to, like you, the rule is you shouldn't do drugs that are going to make you want to suck dig. Like, no one's ever sucked dick. Well, it's well, it depends. I'm saying, like, heroin is something like you want it bad enough. You'll suck a dick for it. No one's going to suck dick for fucking weed. Well.

Unless you're in Brooklyn, then I know a lot of bitches that do. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. There's bitches out there. I know so many girls that would definitely give head for an ounce. Ain't no weed good enough for me to suck dick for it. Really? Well, clearly you haven't had the No jumper Cush available in stores at Nojumper.com. Well, I'll buy it.

I won't suck a dick for it. It's actually not available at nojumper.com. No, I swear to God, once you try this stuff, you'd be like, okay, yeah, I would suck a dick for that. We're getting it right after. Shrek's dick. Yeah, we're getting that one for sure. Let me ask you this. So you're all natural still, to this day?

What do you mean? You don't remember, we talked about it. I can't remember, you're right. Those are fake then? Yeah. Oh, right. Okay, sorry, I forgot. You asked me if my ass was real.

I said my ass is real. everything else is fake. See, I've done some way too many amos. I thought that our conversation was that were real. But okay, I'm glad we got that out of the way. Mine are very real. Yours are real? You're Colombian. So it's like a totally different spectrum of what's possible? Oh no, they're fake as hell. Okay. Really nice. But you didn't get your ass in? Just the boobs? Yeah, just the boobs. Okay. Yeah. The rest is Colombian. Gold. Colombian white. Damn, that's interesting though. So neither you guys are going to go for the booty treatment?

You don't think you need it? It's not worth it? I'm going to do it. Okay, so once I have a kid and I get all fat, I'm going to definitely do it 100%. When are you having a kid? Not yet. Every girl says that now. No, but remember I told you I never wanted to have kids?

Right, yeah. Do you change your mind? No, but that's just because I didn't want to have a kid with my ex. I feel like if I was in love, like my mom says maybe you just haven't been in love just because when you love someone, you want to have a kid with them. Right. But I feel like every girl now says that they're going to get the mommy makeover after they have a kid and get the fake ass and all that stuff. So like I'd be low-key, like, hoping that they get pregnant because I want to see how they look after they get the...

Yeah, let me see the difference up. Listen, I'm lurking your Instagram for the long haul. Like, when you get your body redone in a year and a half, I'm going to still be here and I'm going to be watching. The second you get pregnant, you lose all your followers. I've unfollowed bitches before just because they got pregnant. Oh, you got married? Fuck you. Like, you're pregnant?

Yes. I've talked to a lot of porn stars to tell me that guys love the porn. The pregnancy shit. Oh, so you hate it. You don't actually have any evidence. I don't know. I can't explain why. You hate children and families.

No, I love children. Just like, depending on the kid. Right. If the kid's ugly, then get off my timeline. There's, yeah, if your kid's ugly, like, even if it's cute, like, that's not what I'm here for. I'm here for fucking, like, tits and ass. Well, there's a lot of people that's true for it. But I just, I feel like I know a lot of girls.

Like there's this girl Carly Gray who just had a kid and she looks fucking great. She looks fine. And I don't think that she lost any momentum really like while she was pregnant. So what's going to happen is while you're pregnant, I'm on following you. Once you have your kid, maybe I'll follow you again. If you snap back and you look good and you're doing other things besides posting your baby every fucking day. Like I don't think you should be posting your kid on the same page or posting your tits on. Really?

Yeah. If you're going to post your kids, bro, what all the fuck? weirdos out there why would you want to post your kids see this is what we were having this conversation the other day because my girl just started a new instagram that's more like clean so she can put stuff that doesn't have anything to do with her being naked on the internet and stuff but then there's crazy examples do you guys see britannia 187 on uh halloween she's walking around she got some crazy eyes outfit on and she's got her kids the kids are dressed up like a fucking joker i believe it was and it's like a mom and and kids Halloween costume and this is the thing though

if she didn't have such a crazy body nobody would be looking at that like it was fucked up but because she has such a monster ass and huge boobs and stuff people look at it like it's super sexual. And it is kind of a sexual Halloween costume but it's not really like like if she was shaped like a fucking twig

if she was some 300 pound chick nobody's going to be looking at it like it's fucked up which is kind of interesting me. If it was you guys looking the way you guys look people would be looking at it like oh it's kind of crazy right? I agree with that too. Yeah. But I think you have to separate, like, your family and stuff from the craziness.

I believe that. I believe that, too. You don't have kids? No, no yet. Not yet. You're working on it? You're thinking about it? Yeah, working on it.

Who's working on it? Who's going to be donating the sperm? Maybe somewhere over there. What? Who? This guy with the camouflage shirt? Just kidding. Wait, is that your man over there?

No. Just a good friend. Oh, okay. How long you known him? Oh, a long time. A long time. Yeah. You're thinking to letting them shoot up the club.

The what? Shoot up the club. Shoot at the club. Ejaculate inside of you? Get you pregnant. Oh. No. Like, you know how like I have my manager come with me everywhere?

Yeah. That's him. My manager. But is there ever a part of you? How do you not just decide to fall in love and get married and have kids with your manager at some point? You're like, you're here for me. I feel like most girls are getting like the organizational side of their life and stuff from the manager. How do you not just fucking fall in love with the manager?

Well, my manager's like my brother. Like, fucking stand. Like, bro, no. No, no. There's no happening. No. Well? No.

No. Okay. But it, nah. So you're fully single right now? You're not getting dick from anyone? Well, since I did the interview, I have not got dick. At all. You told me you need to be single.

I told you about all my relationship. You're like, yeah, I think you should be single for a while. because I told you I was in a relationship for 10 years. Right. Then I dated someone for a year and a half. And then I literally came on the show as I was ending my three-year relationship. And I said, you, I haven't been single ever. And you said, I think you need to try to be single.

Right. So I'm like, so I was like, you know what? I'll take your advice. Does he know that I'm the reason why you guys broke up? Is he mad? We broke up before I fucking, like, we try to like get back together, but it just wasn't working. And so I was like, and I'm like, let me just try to be single. And I'm single.

I'm just working, living life. I'm fucking happy. And as soon as you're fucking happy, that's when somebody comes along and wants to like, you know, with this whole thing on Instagram. Yeah, you need to have somebody that supports you really on it. You know, if you have like a person that's not helping you with your, well, you love, you know, that's not happening. I don't need you not to stop me.

Don't tell me Don't stop me Don't tell me You can't do this, this and that Just let me do What I do You do what you do I would never

Like let's say my man Also does something Similar Not comedy But anything else I would never tell you You're not allowed to do this You're not allowed to be around

Bitches like Do what you do Just You know There's limits Like Just have a little bit of respect Right

I was talking to this Rapper the other day At this music festival I went to And he had his girl With him And my girl was talking to his girl

And I guess she said my girl's like, why did you come to these things? And she was like, well, if I don't come, then I know he's going to be around with the bitches and shit. And I'm going to be mad as fuck. So I figure I might as well just come. I'm like, that is a lot of girls' mentality on having a boyfriend is like, they want to like be there to sort of dive between you and any pussy that might be coming.

It's not even an option that you would trust the guy enough to not fuck somebody else, right? No, I trust you. Okay. I trust. Not you. Okay. In general. Like, I'll trust, but that's because, like, I don't get intimidated by other women.

But what if you know he was getting some fucking top backstage at the rap show? I could, bro, I could be getting top, too. It's fine. You're in a committed relationship? So you're saying you're going to cheat no matter what? I'm not saying that. I don't cheat. I think if you're going to cheat, just be single.

Like, do you? But you're not going to stop a man. Just by being there all the time, you're not going to stop him from cheating. If he wants to cheat, he'll find a way to fucking cheat. even if you're on him 24-7. You know what? A guy's not going to cheat. If you leave him the fuck alone,

if you're constantly like, oh, you're what other bitches, blah, blah, that's going to make him want to cheat more because, bro, if I'm getting accusation, why not just do it? Leave him to fuck alone and let him do what he does.

You're just sort of creating like a toxic environment, man, you're really drinking and spark on water with a straw on this podcast. I don't know if I've ever seen that. And then she tucks the straw into the bottle and puts the cat back on.

Isn't that convenient? It's easy right Save a little carbonation You got your straw ready to go How do you get the straw out though I'm like that's what the nails for Oh my god look how smooth that was Such technique

I'm impressed Yeah I can't do that So what do you think of a jealous woman Yeah like a woman that's on top of If a woman not jealous she don't give a fuck about you Yeah I don't think I could do it Yeah you need some space Yeah my girl she knows she needs

to have a very long leash when it comes to work and stuff that she can't really be telling me not to do a million interviews and stuff. But she, you know, we have a good communication now where it's like if there is something important to her, like if, you know, we'll just we schedule it. Like that's, I'm just all about my calendar now at this point. It's like if she wants to go to the movies,

she knows that she needs to kind of tell me in advance, like, yo, like can we go to the movies Friday? Put it in the calendar that way. Like, I know it's coming up because my brain is just so fucked with so much shit coming into it that I can't remember anything. And if she says Monday, like, oh, let's go get dinner and go to the movies on Friday, I'm not going to think about it again at all, period,

unless you put it in my calendar or kind of remind me and stuff. So she's kind of like figured out how to communicate with me because I am a child. All men are like babies. Yeah, I just want to be babied. I wear a diaper. In private. You do now?

Now? Like right now, no. But I could definitely. I've thought about, actually, I was interviewing this like gangbanger basically yesterday. This guy Wack 100. formerly a gamer. Now he's a business guy.

And he's showing me that he created a diaper, like a special diaper that was like really absorbed, like it absorbed better and stuff. I don't know why he invented this diaper. For like, grown men? No, no, for babies.

Oh, I was about to say, like, okay. Because it's a good business. I guess it's a good business to get into it. But I'm like, wow,

I would never think to just invent like something for a baby to shit in. Yeah, because that's the most money. I wouldn't even think to do that. Right. Yeah. Women are like, lip gloss.

Does he have kids? T-shirts? He does have kids, I believe. Yeah. So that's probably why because it's a lot of money you spend in diapers. Right. Yeah. It's a big market.

Yeah. He like went out and like found out. Like he found this like stretching material that was like really absorption, absorbent and stuff so that he can invent this diaper. And I'm still like. And he's so hard. I could just imagine him in a meeting like, okay, I got this idea. We're going to make diapers. What do you mean like where you could put your gun?

in there? No, they're straight diapers. Honestly, if this dude actually gets those fucking diapers made and actually like creates a successful business out of this, I'm gonna, I want it. You're gonna consider doing it? No, no, I'm not, I'm definitely not gonna steal his idea. I just am gonna be so amazed because that would be such a weird thing to have in your resume. Like if you're Dr. Dre and you have this like big music career and everything and then you invent fucking headphone company, all right, makes sense.

It's not that big of a stretch. But if you go out into the world and you invent a diaper, After all these years gang banging and you invent a diaper. You're chilling for life. Yeah. I'm impressed. Yeah. That's true.

That's a rioty. Even if you guys, like you guys are both women, mothers. And if you guys are potential future mothers. Yeah. If you guys invented a diaper, I'd be really interested. Watch me come back in like two more years be like, yeah, I'm still waiting. You're still waiting. I don't know if you got two years.

But knowing me, honestly, my life changes so quick. I might literally like, you really never know what me. Like every week should something come. But do you guys feel like you have to pump a kid out soon because otherwise your female reproductive organs might shrivel up and just not work anymore? No. No. That's always in the head.

If it's between not having a kid, well, okay, so I'd rather just not have a kid than have a, I want to have a kid with someone I really do love. I want the kid to me made out of love. I never want to be the bitch that's like, fuck it. Like anybody.

Just more. Yeah. Right. I don't want to do that. It has to be out of love. And I really, you know, I prefer to be one person that we spend our lives together. What if you got some like really premium dick? What if you like, you just happen to like just end up shacked up with, I don't know, logic.

And like, would you let logic shoot the club up just so you could get a baby out of them? You literally forgot everything I told you guys last time. Logic is white, right? No, he's biracial. Okay. No. No white guys at all, though. And you can't even be halfway.

You can't even be halfway. No. This is such a disturbing trend for this podcast is that every girl who comes on here just says that she won't sleep with a white guy. I'm like over here like, thank God I got in a relationship. Blacklisted off the market. I'm half expecting my girl to just be like, listen, like everything's great. But I just really, I'm looking for something in a black guy.

What is that? Listen, a lot of girls, it's not my, I'm not saying, no, like, it's just, I'm just not attracted to white guys. And I never have, like, since I was young. younger and the neighborhood I grew up in is all like it's Russian, Spanish, black, like, it's everyone. But the Russian kids were all taught you only date Russian Jewish guys or you're looked down upon. But my parents are the only ones that raised me to her. My dad said, be with whoever you want to be with as long as he loves you, like, I don't care what he is. So I always date it

outside my race and other people tell their kids like, don't be friends with her because of that. Really? And now those same fucking dumb bitches that didn't want to be. my friend. Now they're all catching up. Like, yo, my was right this whole fucking time. Now they want to date black guys and fucking Spanish guys. Took you fucking 10 years of wasting your time. I don't have any.

It just depends. White or black guy. See, because you don't have this American racism in your bloodstream like the way she does. Colombia, you think about it a little different. Yeah, I don't, you know, the only thing, I will never date Columbia men. Why?

Because they are more macho, macho. So you guys both have turned against your own kind. You don't want to date anyone that looks like you and you don't want to date anyone that comes from where you're from. I guess it's like, I don't know. You have lived through all that men over there. It's like, ooh, I never did a Colombian boy. There's got to be some good Colombian guys out there. But another one side is new.

So I just like never. But I like I like American boys. If I was a guy, let's say I was just born a guy, I'd only date black women, I think. Why? I can't explain everything. Nothing against them. I got a lot of love for the bulls. black women out there. I just don't know why I would limit myself to one race. I'm actually

really not that concerned with the color of the skin of the person. Yeah, I'm concerned with personality. Right. I just don't have anything in common with the white guys from my neighborhood. From your neighborhood, there's a whole world of white men out there. It's not all, where you're from Canarsie or something? Do you ever try? Okay. Listen, if you live in Coney Island, there's something at least a little bit wrong with you. Like, why have you chosen to live on this artificially man-made beach? I didn't choose to live there. My dad brought me from Russia And he said, let's make this fake beach

And just raise this child here Brain Beach is where you go Like as soon as you come, shut up It's a fake beach I just can't respect growing up on a fake beach I used to call it syringe beach Because it was so dirty I cut my foot open multiple times

On Corona bottles there No not anymore It's so clean now Well that's nice I guess Yeah So it's not like I chose I didn't choose If it was up to me

I would have just stayed in Russia My dad's one that brought me to America For the American fucking dream Everybody in Russia is trying to come here. Now they can't. They can't. They can't. But that's what somebody warned me when I went to Russia.

They're like, don't fall for any of these girls. Because all they want is your papers. We call them OTBs. The bitches that come here? Like on a visa, on a student visa. Bro, those are the girls that are like, do you want breakfast? Do you want me to suck your dick? Like, whatever you want.

As soon as they get the papers, goodbye. I had one. It was the same in Colombia. Your girl has papers. No, but I'm saying back when I went to Russia, like, I'm like, she acted like she fell in. I was talking to thick annual balls. She acted like she fell in love with me.

And then I started thinking about afterwards. I'm like, is she just trying to suck me into like flying her out or something? Which I mean, I guess every girl really is. But I don't get flown out. Flute out? But if you meet somebody in another country, what do you expect then? What do you mean? So everyone who's from a different country has to be taking advantage of you?

Well, but if you get in love, whether you live in America, if you get in love with The person is different. If I don't love with a guy in a different country, yeah. What will you do? Bro, I'm not, no, we're not doing that. Like, because, no, I don't know. Because I would just assume you're there for the papers.

You ever watch 90-day fiancé? No. Oh, my God. You know what I'm telling you. No. No? What is it? Okay, so it's like, okay, so this season is like,

this fat, white old lady went to Jamaica? I don't know. I didn't see this, this coming. to Jamaica and she fell in love with this like 22 year old guy and she's like bringing him here and they're like she's madly in love with him and that's basically like what it is like it's just they go to other countries and then the guys like trick them into being like I love you and bring me to America. Okay but this is my issue. It's like how legitimate is any relationship where you have somebody who presumably has a lot of money and influence and wealth and privilege and stuff and then they go to a poorer country and just sort of pick somebody out that has no. Nothing in common with them in any kind of cultural level that has no clue about your way of life. You're living in the lap of luxury compared to where they're at.

And then this is supposed to somehow be like a consensual, like respectable relationship. It seems insane that the basis TV show up that. Now, granted, I don't know anything about it. I don't, like, when it comes to relationships, I don't need you to support me. But be able to support yourself at least. Right. You know, like if I'm getting married, we're signing a pre-no. So that we already know, like, you know, we're here for something not.

for that. Yeah, the money wise. If I was single tomorrow and I went and met some pretty 21-year-old that has nothing going for her and she's like out of college or whatever and I started dating her, it's like what is that relationship when I have so much life experience, I've done so much with my life already and then you're going to meet somebody that realistically hasn't really like... You know?

You wouldn't last. I don't think I could see it working. A bitch that doesn't do anything, she's going to be on you 24-7. a lot of my friends that like they're constantly harassing their boyfriends. I'm like bro, you just need a hobby. Like you need to find something to do so you could leave him the fuck alone because like you're not doing nothing. You're not letting him do nothing. I think it's good that you have some night. She got her own shit going on. Exactly. Yeah. And you and you guys come together do your thing together. I feel like if I were to start dating somebody

that hadn't really done anything yet in their life or didn't have a lot of life experience. Yeah. And it would start to feel like I was just had like a like a kid like hanging out or something. Yeah. Like yeah. Like how are we going to build something to? together when you're young when you're in like your early 20s and stuff it's like you're still figuring out who you are i don't want to be in a relationship where i'm basically like dealing with somebody whose identity is so malleable that i'm basically like instilling who they are in them even though i mean maybe it would work out this doesn't really seem yeah that healthy yeah i don't think you ever figure out who you truly are though you don't do you yeah i think you're

all right i do every 10 years you don't think your life just drastically changes like 10 years from now. You don't think you're going to be like, like. But it's all an evolution of where I'm out right now, I think, you know. Yeah, but you just get better and better. And by the time you realize your purpose, you're already 80. Do you think I could go to Columbia and fall in love with a girl there without her just basically being, just exploiting this gringo motherfucker?

Oh, yeah. Really? Yes. Well, you know, it's not because I'm Colombian, but Colombians are like, we give to me. much. Even if she fake loves you, you're going to feel so much love. Yeah, like we give a lot. Like we, I think, I don't know if it's good, but we love our men. Like we treat them like with food, we cook, we, you know, we respect. And so I guess men love that. That's why we are like different, I guess. Are you that kind of wife? Yes. Yes. I'm very respectful. Yeah, I love to have my men.

You take care of them. Yes. You're making the food. Yes. Everything. I do laundry. All day, all the stuff, you know, but you know, it has to be half and half. Right. You know, like it's not like I'm going to be the servants. I'm not doing half the laundry. Well, that's, oh, you better. You do your, I mean, we're going to get an assistant. She's going to do the laundry, right?

You know, yeah. Like, you have to be half and half. But, you know, I think that's Columbia woman. That's why we are like different a little bit. Yeah. Definitely. Yeah. That's interesting.

Yep. I want to go out to Columbia with my girlfriend and just find some, some girls to just just bring home and just let them sort of. Yeah, get them sleep in your bed. They could be like strippers slash, like clean the house, slash clean the cat shit, slash. No? Laura's saying no. She doesn't think it's a good idea.

No. But that's, you know what I heard? I heard that like Kalamian girls are kind of taken over like the private snap market. The private snap? They're all hot as hell. They're not coming from a lot of money. So they're standard for what a good amount of money is is low. And so then they can kind of come into the game and they don't have all these like

worries that American girls have about it. They're just like, fuck it. Yeah, whatever. Well, she's in like the top 1% on OnlyFans? Yeah. Damn, you're one of the top girls on her? Wow, that's cool.

Yeah. How is your life change? You must make a shitload of money. That's crazy. She's chilling. It's never expected, you know, like it just happened in a year. Everything that's happening to me is being just in a year. In a year?

Yeah. Wow. So it's being like overwhelming, but you know, I'm very happy with it. money wise, you know? Right. Yeah. All those World Star posts, Jesus Christ,

they should be getting a percentage of whatever you're making. That would have been smart if they had said, listen, we're going to take... Do you know how much pussy they get? World Star? All the people that work there, you don't think, like, bitches be throwing pussy at them? Is that how that works?

Because that seems like a real ethical conflict. If I found out that one of my... I'm just kidding. They definitely don't get questions. World Star has, whatever, like a huge Instagram. We have, I think, 1.6 million or something. If I found out that one of my employees, We're getting some top in exchange for a fucking meme post.

That's wrong. Kes who is going to be an array of emotions. Number one, like, okay, Yuri, I'm going to throw Yuri as the example. Number one, I'm going to be a little impressed because I'm going to be real with you. I didn't know. Wait, why is that wrong? That's like him saying, hey, I work for no jumper. You think bitches aren't going to be like, oh, yeah, take this person.

Okay. And if it happens like that, it's like, I work for no jumper. Oh, I'm going to fuck you because I like no jumper so. If it works like that, by all means. I want to get on no jumper. Oh, no, no, no. See that I have an issue if there's a service being exchanged if it's like oh you work for no jumper I will suck your dick if you guys post my music video then that I have a big issue I'm not saying

They say we'll put you on there it's more like oh they work for a world start let's fuck them maybe they'll put us on Okay that that doesn't work like that no yeah clout is fine when there's an exchange of services Bro cloud is like the most easiest way to get pussy nowadays like right that's a guy with my following Bro I'm fucking everything but I'm a female. But you know, I don't think that there's that much good stuff that comes to you in life in the long room

from just fucking everything. And I say that as a guy who basically like tried to fuck every girl I met for the many, many years in the beginning of my life. It just doesn't seem like you really, because I sometimes think, you know, I'll see guys who are sort of like in my position

and they're just fucking so many girls. And I'm just like, number one, I don't think I could be doing as good a job with my current career if I was putting, you know, huge amounts of time and energy into that. And also it's like, what do you get from the end of that?

When I think about it, it's like all the random pussy I got in my life, did it really like make me a better person? Like I have some cool memories. Like I'd have to jerk off and think about some fun times I had, but that's not really. Well, somebody said that to me recently. Like, you're not, you don't get nowhere with groupies. You get someone with a good, like, woman besides you. Right. So, yeah.

I think that was his way of, like, trying to get pussy from me. Yeah. I'm fucking crazy, baby. I mean, probably. Probably. At least in the long run. I mean, isn't that weird that you can count on that? When you meet a guy, everything that he's saying to you is a calculated decision to make you to increase the chance of you fucking.

No, but listen, if you're going to finesse me, I want to pull out all the fucking tell me everything I want to hear. That's why I like jail guys because they got the jail talk. They tell you whatever the fuck you want to hear, even if it's bullshit. You're not going to fuck somebody if they tell you the truth. Like, hey, I'm, you know. Jail dudes are the ultimate manipulators. Yeah. Yeah.

You love that. She loved to be manipulated. No, but I could tell when people are lying in me. But I just like, I don't know why I like it. Just that swag. That's that jail swag. You smell it on them. You know what it is?

When the shoes don't have any laces. No belt because they can't trust them with a belt. That's not, okay. The truth is like, I just could never date a pussy. Like my man has to be the man that like will beat the shit out of someone if he has to. But here's the problem. He's still a pussy. Why?

Because, you know, there's always somebody tougher. There's always the cartel. Like you could walk around with a big old desert eagle on you every single day. It doesn't matter because if you have two dudes to run up on me with guns, you're done. Yeah. You can never just let me win. I'm just telling you my thoughts today. Everyone I've known in my life who acted tough, you know, it's only how long you can keep that facade up.

Yeah. Well, listen, keep it up till I give you pussy and then become, you know, then be who you really are. And then it's like, oh, fuck, I guess I'm single again. Right. Yeah, well. Until I find the next one that lies. Can you fuck with a pussy? Well, it's not about being a pussy.

It's just like somebody that can be, you know, like, go with you. It's not like. No, no, no. What do you mean is let's say you're out and somebody smacks your ass. What do you want him to fight and like get killed? No, nobody's talking about getting killed, but you want your man to stand up for you. Well, yeah, definitely. Exactly.

Yes, but it doesn't have to be like the toughest man to be like, oh, you know, like... Okay, what if the dude who smacks is out her asses with the cartel? So if your man says anything to them, they're going to beat the shit out of them. Oh, no, no. That's just right. I'm running. I can't keep it with me. No, it's okay, baby.

You can't slap you up. No, but that's like an extreme example. I'm talking about just regular shit. Right. You're not expecting somebody to necessarily be super tough when you're just hanging out and fucking sheep's head back. Just don't be a pussy. You're putting it too hard or not. I was like, you're not.

But that's what I'm saying is that you can run around acting tough, but there's always somebody tougher than you, you know? Because I have dated someone before that acted tough, but then like you can't, you know, and somebody knocked him the fuck out and knocked their teeth out. In front of you? No, I wasn't there. Are you kidding me? But then you had to go visit him in the hospital and shit?

Hell no. Oh, no. It was over. Yeah. No, no, no, no. We weren't together. We were, this is the 10-year relationship. We were like on a break.

And I think he fucking like went out and got zanned out, drank. and started arguing with someone like always because he was Albania. He loved to fucking argue with people and got knocked the fuck out. I mean, if you go out on the town Zand out drinking and you get beat up, it's not just like you got beat up.

You got beat up because you were slipping. You were moving around like a fucking idiot. It's like if you are in public getting Zand out, starting fights with people drinking. I'm saying don't act tough if you can't fight. Yeah. That's one thing I hate.

Like I'm not, no. You know, by way, you have drinks. you become stupid, you know, like, right? Like, when you have drinks, you just like, you think you're tough. That's why I don't drink. It's like, yeah. That's the shitty part about being famous, though. I don't even feel like, I don't feel like if I win a fight that there's any kind of win

because I'm going to get fucking sued or I'm going to get arrested and it's going to cost me a lot money. It's kind of like, yeah, what I don't feel like if I just knock somebody out that that's really a win because I feel like it's coming back to get me real quick. No, if you got shit to lose, you think twice. I was younger, I didn't, I didn't have a lot to lose. So I didn't, I didn't even think before I act that now I actually have to really think about it. Like, is it really worth it?

Because it's not. Yeah, it's not. Like, I just saw this case. It's a very famous of opera guy. And he was like in a traffic light. And the guy behind got pissed and he did like a 60 year old guy. And he was, he's like a 40. And he punched him in the face, killed the guy.

Killed the freaking guy. And so his career is all destroyed. it's over and he's in jail now so it's like for a stupid being anger for nothing like you know in just a hit in the boy if I'm out

and people recognize me and somebody wants to fight me and someone else is recording it somebody screams World Star yo all my strength is I'm beating the shit out of you you're not about to catch me on tape getting the shit beat out of me

right do people still say World Star when there's a fight now I do always even when people aren't fighting yet you know when they do the whole like talking thing like oh hold me back i'll purposely scream well start just to egg people on and it works yeah one time one time somebody uh it was i actually saw this really weird situation happen

where there was two black chicks in new york arguing with each other and some white dude goes world star and then this other black lady was there immediately started screaming at the guy calling him racist. Because it really like it wasn't that tense of a situation like for him to insinuate the any two black people getting into like a heated conversation was about to turn into a fight like because I laughed my ass off when I heard him say it. But then she started screaming out and I'm like oh well that is a pretty good point. It just got fucked up.

You know, to just like use World Star as this like blanket term for any time that two people of color might get into it. That's kind of fuck that. It's not. It's everybody fights. You're right. You're right. Everybody fights on World Star.

But I feel like the hillbilly fights are a little underrepresented on World It's mostly urban violence on there. You know what I miss? Bum fights. Yeah. Fights. Wait, back to this. I don't think so I've seen so many white boys like beat the shit out of each other.

And it's like, and they fight dirty. Like they always have to pick something up. Like they can never just fight normally. I like that. You like that? I mean, for me at this point of my life, I'm not really that concern or like proven that I'm tough or anything. So I feel like if I got into a fight and there was like a boulder on.

the ground or probably like pick the boulder up. I still feel like I have to prove myself. You know, like you see a hammer on the ground and all of a sudden you've got a hammer. That would be me. Nah, I would never fight with a weapon because that's like if you fight with your fist, they could only lock you up for a day. Like if you use a weapon, I can knock somebody out with your fist and fucking kill them. Me?

Well, no, I've knocked teeth out, but I've never like killed anyone. I mean, you're right. Average woman probably won't kill someone with a punch. But it could happen. Like, you could happen. You never know what part of the body you're like, you know. You never know if it's going to be fucking Rhonda Raucy and she's going to knock you out. She's going to knock you out.

You might get into a fight with a UFC fighter. That's true. Mm-hmm. Because I've had somebody try to fight me before thinking because I was like, I'm blonde. And I beat the shit out of them. They wasn't expecting that. But that's what my dad always said.

Never start a fight, but always finish it. But you know what the problem is is when you watch the UFC is that it's not some some loud talking American girl like you or a sassy Colombian. you who's actually fighting women's UFC. It's these Russian chicks and they got their hair tied up and they can't say a fucking word of English. I know, but like they're not from like the part of Russia.

You're from. They're from the part of Russia where they like grew up in a fucking, where they have to fight to survive. They're not a shit. These bitches are so tough, but they're so boring. And UFC kind of has that problem in general. Like once in a while you get like a snazzy fun champion.

But for the most part, it's like, you know, everybody's just kind of. boring because they spend all their fucking time in the gym. Anyway, what I'm saying is I think you guys should become cage fighters. No, you want her to ruin that face? Hell, fucking no. No. I kind of like it, though.

You want to fight? Yeah, I kind of like that. No, we were doing a skit. I don't think I see myself doing that. I'm good. Yesterday, this girl, we were doing a skit and she punched me in the pussy. So the point, the skit was, what was it, twat punch? Yeah.

But this bitch actually punched me in the pussy. What? Like because we were practicing. Yeah. And it didn't feel good. That sucks. Yeah. Respect the vagina.

You can't just be running around doing that, right? No. No, I can't. Well, then I'd have to just quit doing skits if I'm going to be fighting. Otherwise, what are my skits going to be about? Like, right? Oh, right. I'm posting.

I hate the fighting. Spread love. Yeah. And boobs and funny Instagram stuff. Like freaking like me, jump all over the mall. And spider girl. That's, what's? What?

Spider girl? I just, I just paid my body. all over and I went to the freaking mall and it started like, so going crazy. Wow. Yeah. So it was like, they've been trying to get me to do body pain, but I'm like, it takes so fucking long. But you were naked with body pain?

Yeah, like, yeah, I had my panties, but everything else was painted. Wow. So I got these two kids and I said, oh, just pretend you're stealing her purse. So I'm like, oh, you're stealing her purse. They were 18. They were really crinch. I do really cringed. My kids.

Tough. 18-year-old kids. So you kind of fired. Yeah. Yeah. So you made sure they were 18. so you couldn't get in trouble? Yes.

I have to ask it very thin. And so I started rolling all over the mall and everybody started clapping like, oh, it's crazy. Wow. So, yes, like really. Life in times of an Instagram model, man, I don't know. Yeah, like really crazy stuff. That's an interesting thing about you guys though. You consider yourself kind of model first and she considers herself comedian first?

I'm not a model at all. You don't like to claim that? I'm not a model. Okay. No. You don't model? like... Baby you are

in some point because when you take your sexy pictures you look like you more you do. I think I'm just a comedian to be honest because a sexy comedy because a lot of people even told me

like the fact that you're not ugly is gonna actually hurt you in comedy. Really? Well it's true. Like I don't want to see like a bitch like me doing Santa but I want to see you gotta be a little weird looking

or fat. I don't want to see a tall tattooed guy doing comedy so I feel you because I don't think anybody wants to see me telling jokes on stage. No, I would because I'd be like, wow, he probably got some interesting-ass stories. But what are I going to... What do comedians make jokes about?

It's always like, oh, I got a small dick, and I can't get any pussy, and nobody likes me and stuff. I don't really think I'm going to be able to go out there and do that and, like, get away with it. That's right. You got to talk about something. No one else has ever spoke about. Like, the shit I talk about, no one has ever done.

Every bitch that's a comedian is... They all have feminist followers. I don't have... My following is, like, 90% men. maybe 95 like so all my shit is about degrading women because I look at things from a guy's point of view I don't look at things from a woman's point of view do you ever think about becoming like a like a right wing type girl like like a Tommy Loren and there's all of a sudden you're out there with your MAGA hat and like just kind of go in that direction hell fucking no that's a lane though there's so many people that are like basically famous for that you can do it too they love when it's somebody's non-white how my jokes are about dating drug dealers and scammers like how am I going to go from that to like

I love Trump. You can't be MAGA and date scammers? Hell fucking no. Oh, yeah, you can for sure. I think, no.

If you heard what I talk about, you wouldn't. Trump's an OG scammer. So I could see definitely, if you like Trump, you might also want to date like somebody who's, you might want to date T. Some credit card scammer.

Cool. Our friend who's a legendary credit card scammer. Yeah. He's probably doing it right now. Yeah. Well, you guys might like him. Where's, yeah?

I don't know. He might be around. He's on tour with ski mask. How can you be a famous scammer? Does that kind of defeat the purpose? Like, what does it be easy as fuck to arrest him? His interview got a million views because he was talking about all the scam and shit. I know all the scamming shit. So you was teaching how to do it or what? You can teach you. I could teach you. He would probably love to. Yeah. DJX6. Check him out. Anything else we need to know? What else do we need to know about you guys before we wrap this thing? Hmm, what else?

Should we talk? Follow us. Follow them. Their apps are on the screen, yeah. That's definitely not. Anything random you want to ask? Like if you... Yeah, something you want to know.

What's like the one thing you'd really want to know? Like, what do you want to know about the Instagram world of our crazy life? Not fucking Instagram, in general. Well, in general. Yeah, well, in the whole... So you are super anti-lesbianism. Are you on the same wave? Oh, I love girls.

You do love girls. Yeah, well, I like girls, but I don't, I will never have a relationship with a girl. What about just fucking them? Yeah. That works? Yeah. Yeah, girls are fine. Once in a while.

You know what? Does anyone ever tell you to remind them of Melania Trump? Melania Trump? Yeah. Why? Do I look like her? Yeah. But Melania doesn't speak of her.

You might be better looking than her. Yeah, she is. Okay. I never heard that before. Really? Yeah. Trump. Maybe it's the red, too, that you're kind of.

giving me this like Donald Trump Republican type vibe. I know you don't want to do porn. I'm so anti-Trump. If you want, I know you haven't done porn, but if you could definitely play his wife in a porn and that would be. I feel like that's the role you are born to live. Yeah. Oh, thank you.

But you don't want to do porn. But you don't want to do porn. No, we give our commission to World Star. Oh yeah. We've already established that these dudes are swimming in pussy. Okay, fuck, I'm gonna get a Melania Trump freaking. But there's always more pussy. Is never enough pussy?

That's not true. Really? I bet you Drake's feeling like, damn, there ain't enough pussy in this world. I already fucked them all. No, there's still some left. He just has to go to Columbia. But you know what I find crazy? You know how some rappers are kind of gay?

No, I never heard of it. Why? No, okay, fine. I think it's because when you get so much pussy, you're like, oh, my God, you get tired of it almost. Who's the gay rapper? Let me try something back doors. I don't know. You don't think there's any gay rappers?

I mean, I've heard some rumors, and there are some, like, verified gay rappers, like, amount. No, not the ones that are out the club, the ones that are in the closet I'm talking among. I don't know who's in the closet. I hear rumors, but then I hear about those same dudes fucking bitches and I just, I don't know. Yeah, but if you're by, dude, if a guy fucks guys and girls, is he considered gay or just

that's gay? That's gay. He's gay. He'll fuck anything as long as it moves. Listen, this might not be correct by woke standards or whatever, but if you had a dick in your mouth, you're gay. And I was like, you can decide to now want to fuck a woman or whatever. But I mean, me and the homies are going to be like, that time you suck that dick is a little, you know, it's kind of like none of us are going to forget about it.

But if a girl sucks pussy, like she's not a lesbian. No, no, that's just what I. Why? Because women are just born naturally curious. Because I don't have to depend on you as part of my imaginary criminal organization. In my head is the reason why I have to be worried about these things. Also, is the point of the three times so you don't have to eat pussy? Wow, yeah, yeah.

Like, no, I'm just kidding. But, yeah. Like, do you have rules? Sometimes I'm watching the other girl eat pussy I'm like, damn, that's great I don't gotta do that She's doing my phone me I had to do some of my ma'am

Try to even like eat this bitch's pussy I'm fighting You're getting the left hand He's getting the fucking You might not know this but Your jaw and your tongue started hurt If you're eating pussy long enough So you know

If you have some other girl doing it for a while You're kind of like shit You're like saving me a little bit of A little bit of jaw You think eating pussy's harder than sucking dick? Well I don't know because I never did that Okay good Okay, so when you, do you know when you're sucking dick, like, you have to, like, breathe out of your nose the whole time.

Is that how that works? You're popping up and down. Your throat fucking hurts. Your knees. You're getting your hands and you got to not use hands. Your hair's fucking getting saliva. But my. Like, eating porky, you're just sitting in one spot.

Is that why you have your hair short in the front so I won't interfere with your dick sucking? No. Well, I haven't gotten in a while. Right. So. But if you were about to suck some dick, you might change your haircut out. No, no, no. Like black men.

Why? Because you know. Why? You like to work on that big thing, too. I don't know. I actually don't want to, if a guy. But most of the black men have big. Remember last one?

I told you that. Yeah. Okay. If I'm like, if I see your dick and it's too big, you got to go. No, no, no, no. Like, we could say friends. I can't fuck somebody that has too big of a dick.

I've only met a couple of people in my life who were complaining about their dick being too big that they couldn't like like I definitely knew a dude back in the day who said that he straight up like could not fuck girls like he would bring girls back didn't work dick was too big I just only a couple in my life have said that yeah

I think you know how guys think like oh was my dick small no you're just with the wrong bitch find a girl with a smaller pussy like stop dating these bitches with fucking like hallways yeah find a girl with no pussy with no pussy just a wall yeah build up

Wall. No. Is this a red hat? No, it's black. Sorry. No. I do not support Donald Trump for the record. I don't know if this podcast is going to make anybody confused about that.

He's joking. Because you're sarcastic. I am. That's why we got to. Don't beat the wall. And I'm dealing with these fucking crazed feminists over here on the other side of the table. I'm not a feminist at all. I'm always on the guy's side of shit.

I'm never on the female side. Right. Well, hey, when me and my girlfriend do our porno and we have you play Melania of Trump, we can always remember that this is where that idea came. I want to see that. Yeah. Yeah, you can't, yeah, let's do a Melania one. I'll be Trump, you're Melania, and my girl is, I don't know, Monica Lewinsky.

And I'm the cameraman. Yeah, there you go. I'll record this. Oh, yeah, baby. But I can't, I'm not into women. No. Like, I, like, I. Me neither.

Like, when I'm drunk, maybe I'll, like, kiss my friends. Like, like, pach, like, not with tongue and nothing. But, like, I cannot get turned on from women. But when I watch porn, I could only watch lesbian porn. But in real life, I can't fuck a, girl. You just go a therapist. Do you think I'm crazy?

Yeah. Why? Like that's not. You watch lesbian porn? Like if I, my category is like, it has to be girl and girl because guys I feel like fuck everything up. And females too, like, okay, so I'm very specific. Like I, if the, okay, so if the pussy's too stretched out, I can't watch this.

If her fucking boobs are saggy, I can't watch it. If your nipples are weird or too big, I can't, like, I'm, okay. I'm very specific. Like, I need two bad bitches. I'm weird. But what a guy and girl? You fuck anyone? Whatever.

I love to watch gay porn. You like gay porn. I like to watch two men. I don't know why. You get turned on? Super turned on. Anything you can recommend? Any titles?

What? I don't know. I don't know why. I'm crooked like that. Gay corn, man. Gay porn. I don't know if I ever heard a girl say that they like that. Yeah.

I like that. Maybe because I like men too much. I like to see them together. I don't know. But in real life like girls. In real life, though, you like girls. But I like men more than girls. You want to see two men fuck each other in real life?

I want to see that. That's the last thing I ever want to say. I'm going to be honest. If I go to hell, it's going to be gay porn playing. It really fucks up the vibe for me. Yeah. Because one time me and my girl went to a party and we saw this fucking dude, fucking another dude in ass.

And it was, it was like a weird. It was this crazy like sex party in Vegas. And we saw this. It just so happened to be going on. And I was so like, it really. kind of fuck my mood at. Yeah, well. Like, do you, but I ain't really trying to see that.

Yeah. Yeah. Well, everybody has to. But I'm like, she would have been geek. She would be like, wait, wait. To the front of the crowd. Like, this is awesome. You know what is?

She's like very open-minded. I'm not. I like what the fuck I like. I don't, like, like, like, I feel like with me, it's like, I need a man because a man has to be the one dominating me. Because in real life, I feel like I just scare a lot of people off. Really? So my man can't be afraid of me.

You have to, like, dominate me in private. I like that. Not in real life. If you try to, don't dominate me in life. But sexually. So sexually, like to be like, yeah, okay. Spit on. No.

No, don't choke me. Oh, you're boring. Come on. Why? Shocking is really good. No, what if I die? You don't die? You're not going to die.

We're going to have a safe word and you can tap out. No, how am I going to say the safe word? If I'm being choked, I'm like, oh, potato. You tap out. It's like a UFC. What's the same word? Kalamazoo. Yeah, I don't know.

No, you're going to tap out. If I can't breathe, how am I going to say Kalamazoo? You tap out? All you have to do, you ever watch a UFC fight? No, but what if you, okay, how am I going to tap you? Okay, I'm not going to be, I'm not going to be, like, destroying your face and holding your arms down so that I can make sure you don't tap out. That is what I'm not going to do.

Bro, if I'm going to have a referee there. No, no, no, I'm not tired. If my name was so. D. You got any time next week yet? No. You're dying. What do you get from getting choked?

Because it's something is different. It's a near-death experience. It heightens it. I don't know. I'll tell you what would happen. I'm fucking my man for the first time and he starts choking me. I'm choking you too. Not the first time.

But you know what you're alluding to there that is a real thing? Is that a lot of times I think these young dudes, they hear so much, they hear podcasts, they hear people talking about crazy sexual shit. They watch so much porn. And then they're sleeping with a girl for the first time. And they think it's normal to like, her face and choke or out and like do all this exercise. And you slap her, yeah.

In reality, you should probably the first time you sleep with someone have relatively normal sex and then start to maybe explore things after that, right? Having chalking you, it has to be like with years of like a long relationship to go and trust all of that, you know. Or even a conversation where you're sort of like if she says I like it and choke, okay, cool, let's have some fun. But if you know, I mean, I've smacked my ex while we were having sex. But that's more because I was mad at him.

And I, and I pretend that, like, I was so into it that I was like, ah, with all my strength. And for a second, I saw him going. But then he just went right back into it. He started to get mad. No, he, like, I think that, because I kept going, I kept moaning, that he really thought I was into it. I knew exactly what the fuck I was doing. I was just really mad at him. So I just smacked the shit out of him.

Oh, so you took the time to do it, like, oh. Well, I did you. Well, as we're doing it, I'm like, you know, it would be really funny right now. but if he did it back to me oh no right no yeah my girl knows not to hit me when with doing sex or just ever like I hate that shit because I'm like in my single life

that happened many times where I'd be like you know getting kind of aggressive you're pulling her hair and stuff she decides she wants to pull your hair it's like there are roles here the patriarchy is at work you ain't pulling my hair you ain't smacking me no no no no Wait, what about during an argument? Let's say you're arguing and she like smacks you in private, not in front of people.

I mean, that's normal. I don't like that. I don't think I would even get in the ballpark of where a girl felt like it was acceptable to hit me. If she hits me, it's like probably I would have stopped talking to her somewhere before that because I just... Yeah, I think it's not respectful. I have a huge standard for disrespect where if like a girl is even slightly disrespectful to me, I'm just... It's over. I don't want you to try to even think that you talk to me like that.

I think with hands are involved. I don't know. Yeah. I think it's not. The same thing with me. I could never imagine being a relationship where I got so deep with the girl that I would even think about smacking her or wanting to smack her. It's just I don't want to even give somebody that kind of emotional energy. Yeah.

Like I can never even imagine. Like me and my girl are communication so good that we, the most will ever do is kind of yell at each other. You know? It's like we don't, it doesn't really, I couldn't even imagine. I think that's the best relationships. Yeah, I don't like that either. Because communication is key. At some point in the argument, somebody has to be able to de-escalate the situation because, and I know how people end up beating each other up because I see some fucking relationships where you see people arguing the street, you see a YouTube video and they, like, it's when you have two people who are refusing to back down and just keeps escalating over and over and finally it just boils over and somebody hits the other person.

Me and my girl never even get close to that because she's so. very sensitive. So she's going to try to make it better before, even if I'm really pissed, like at some point she will just... So in a relationship, but it has to be one person's like the crazy one. Another one is the one and the other ones, the one that calms them down. If you got two crazy people, a lot of times it might seem really lit at first, but I don't think it works in the long run. No, but I'm crazy and I always go for crazy where I guess like I should be going for someone that's calm to calm me down, but I'll be bored. I was always like that and that's why I think it's different now.

It's not about that. You can teach. the person how you are too, you know? And I tell people who I am from the fucking beginning. So you don't say later on are you crazy. You knew that. But he doesn't need to be crazy. He needs to know you are different. And like Stan says, he's just going to

have to get used to you. But I tell you from day one, like, I thought like I'm not that girl that like, I'm really really nice and then once we're together, all of a sudden I become who I really am. You're going to know who I am way before anything. That's what you're not surprised. You're a bitch off rip.

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