No Jumper - The Dope as Yola Interview: From Trapper to YouTuber, Blacklisted on Social Media & More
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No Jumper. Coolest podcast in the world.
And today, we have a man, a very high man.
Pretty high. Yola.
What's up?
Dope as Yola.
Dope as Yola.
What do you prefer to be called?
Like, if I were going to be talking about you, and I'm your friend.
I always say Thomas to everybody I meet.
Man, that shit gay.
I don't want to talk you, Thomas.
Fuck out of here.
What are you, a train?
I mean, it's not that bad.
Smoke train.
Oh, man.
No, like, if you're going to have cool.
We always says yola.
Everyone always says YOLA.
Okay.
If I'm gonna have cool YouTuber homies and rapper homies and shit, I always hate that.
It's like you'll be friends with someone like Young Thug and then like people would
be friends with them and they'll be like, oh you mean Jeff?
It's like, motherfucker.
I didn't like become friends with young thud to go around and call them Jeff.
I guess I get that.
I went to high school with people named Jeff.
I always felt weird about it like, fuck.
Because when I started, everybody was like when Instagram started it's like I'm fucking stoner
girl 8653.
I'm like, oh fuck you, get away from me.
Right.
Like that shit's down the corner.
So I'm like, yo, I'm Thomas.
That's how I always did it.
But now that I'm doing more, not just me shit.
It's Yola.
Everybody calls me the same shit.
And so they call you that because you were snorting Mad Yolo back in the day?
Mac Dre.
Okay.
Andre and Andre, the song.
It's just when I was like 15, I heard it.
MacDray lyric.
And I'm like, you know what?
That shit's hard as fuck.
My sister always tagged.
So I suck at drawing, but I'd go with her so she can get fucked up.
Okay.
And I'd be tagging dope as YOLA.
Just thought it was cool.
Okay.
Started Instagram.
Pick the name.
was all it was. Okay.
Yeah, not because I was doing hell of lines.
Was Mac Dre when he was saying it, it meant Coke?
His rap, rock and roll, I'm dope as yola.
Basically, dope as yola, cocaine. Dope is dope.
Dope is dope. Gids. That's how I interpret this.
And you've never done coke, though.
Oh, I did so much coke.
I had to stop, man. I really, the reason why I had to stop is
I didn't want to like pull a Chris Farley and shit.
That's what you thought. He's kind of funny. He's a piece popping.
He's dead.
Right.
So I was just like, fuck this. I'm done.
You thought you were going to die you were doing so much coke?
I'm not skinny and I was doing like I don't know if we're gonna do we're gonna do a eight ball that's a bad recipe exactly like you're already fat motherfucker I just didn't want to admit my funeral like so I'm fault yeah that's it that's the weird thing about being fucking 38 is that I've had a ton of people close to me die from drug overdoses from you know getting shot whatever but then like I also know people who are dropping dead from just like an illness or whatever like you know
A little older than me, for the most part.
You don't see a lot of people in the 30s just dying.
But that's just scary.
It really makes you feel like, fuck.
Like, maybe I need to actually take my health serious, which I never, like, to me being healthy, eating good or whatever throughout my life to the extent that I did that, which is, you know, very unbalanced.
It would be, like, healthy as fuck for six months.
And then just, like, off the rails, eating fast food for six months, you know, throughout my life.
But, like, I was never eating healthy because I wanted to live longer.
No, that happens when you're getting older in the doctor goes, hey, man, you need to chill the fuck out.
Right.
That's whatever.
I mean, for me, at least.
Well, you want to know what really fucks you up when you have a kid.
Oh, that's different.
And then you're like, oh, shit.
Like, I finally have a reason that I don't want to die.
I know exactly what you're saying.
Because before that, it's like, why do you not want to die?
So you can smoke more weed.
So you can, like, you know, make more YouTube videos.
It's like, no, those are good things.
You know, you have a fan base.
That's good.
Like, of course, you would want to keep living when you have a nice life going.
But once you have a kid.
And you're like, this kid's life is going to be fucked up if I just bail out because I'm eating KFC every day.
Yo, this started off real deep.
This started up real deep.
I ain't fucking around.
You weren't ready for this.
You were ready for an interview.
I'm like, so, like elementary school.
How was that?
I'm good, man.
I'm good.
How was elementary school?
Yeah, I guess I was talking to Rosie the day.
I'm like, yo, when we have a kid, I got to be like not fat for two years first.
I ain't trying to give the kid my fat-ass jeans and shit.
Really?
Yeah.
I'm not trying to pull what I had to go through as a second grader and shit.
That shit was whack as fuck.
Really? You were fat as shit when you're little?
What happened was I was a stick figure my whole life.
And because my mom, I'll just say my mom wasn't the best.
So I wasn't eating food and shit.
Okay.
And when we got, we came back and my grandma was like, yo, whatever the fuck you want you got.
I was like, oh, can we get McDonald's twice today?
And I just got fat as fuck like third grade.
Okay.
And that was it.
I just stayed fucking big my whole life, man.
But you said you were buff at one point?
Oh, in high school.
Yeah, in high school when I stopped, I got kicked out.
I had to go to Oregon, and I used to do weightlifting, like, competition.
I'm still really strong.
I'm just fucking fat now.
You still lift?
Yeah.
Like, I can max, like, 250 at the most.
Dension?
Yeah, like, it's not like I was.
But I used to do, like, competitions and shit.
So I was drug-free.
I got kicked out and had to move to Portland.
You got kicked out for smoking weed?
I got kicked out of my house from my mom for not going to school and selling shit.
Okay.
And my dad lived in Portland.
So I went up there and was like, yo, no connect.
Fuck. I guess I'll just work out.
Right.
I just got fucking rocked out
for like eight months.
Came back and just kept selling weed and then here we are today.
Okay, but
we'll talk about all that. But this is a real question.
So we have a guy you may know him,
do know who we have doing the podcast.
Oh, me knows it well.
So you don't know.
I've never met him.
I would like to tap you guys in.
I feel like you get along.
Okay.
He doesn't smoke weed like that.
It's okay.
He's a drunk fuck, really.
I chill with fools I don't smoke weed all the time.
Right.
But, okay, so with Duno on his podcast,
it's kind of like the fans keep donating
trying to like basically push us
to like confront him about being fat.
Like they want us to make a bigger deal about it
because you know like even just in the last year or two
my guy AD who does the podcast with me
he basically like used to be the biggest drinker you ever met.
He goes to the doctor, the doctor tells him
like your heart condition, et cetera, high blood pressure.
You need to stop drinking.
He stopped drinking like that almost a year.
go six months i forget and then
little house phone we also do the podcast with he goes
with the doctor they're basically like bro
you're getting fucking a health condition
you need to stop drinking you need to stop doing
drugs etc so it's kind of like
this is happening to like multiple
people that we do the podcast with and then people
are kind of acting like we're hypocritical
for like not making a big deal out of him being
overweight but i'm like bro he's like he's
in his early 20s that and he's
like he's a fucking adult he's gonna do it's gonna do it right but that logic
compared to like people doing drugs
and shit is kind of like, you know, if they're going to do it, they're going to do it.
That's kind of like you're just saying, like, well, if my friends die, whatever.
No, I'm saying, like, you don't got to sit in there and fucking badgeram about it.
Right.
Yeah, yeah.
But what about, like, an intervention?
I think it's more of like, yo.
You fill a room with salad?
It's so hard to fucking find clothes, right?
Let's make that not a fucking deal anymore.
You think we should make, we should appeal to his sense of fashion?
I bought you this, like, Louis jacket.
It's an Excel.
Work at it.
And you'd like, hey, damn, that's an incentive.
We were just talking about, like, y'all,
I had fucking F some of my mom.
And then they were like,
yo, pizza party,
4.0 student.
Right.
It's a little incentive, man.
Yeah.
The question is just what's going to incentivize them?
And is it,
is it like at what point do you really step in?
Because I,
okay,
if you're a homemy,
is this,
this man's not gigantic.
He's not that big.
You're probably better than it.
Thank you.
He's not a big dude,
right?
But what I'm saying is like,
okay,
you know like that my 600 pound life shit?
That's,
that's a whole difference.
If one of your homies gets to that point
and you don't step in
and like take his gushers away.
Bro, this is the thing with me.
I call my friends out in five seconds.
Do you?
Bad.
Bad.
Yeah, I'm like, yo, remember you're doing cocaine?
And you just fucking, like, had an ulcer in your stomach.
Yeah, keep fucking up.
I do that kind of shit.
Like, like, fucking dickhead shit.
But I smile finger guns at him while they do it.
Right.
You know, it's like, because one of my homies had a fucking heart attack.
No, sorry.
He had a stroke.
Woke up all covered in blood.
Three days later he's doing lines.
I'm like, yo, this is not going to be fun.
Like, if I have to talk to your mom when you're dead type shit.
This is not this is stupid.
Because you know what's a bad feeling is when your homie dies and you like
Didn't do it was gonna happen where it was like super obvious like if you had like people don't say it
But like you know sometimes when people are like living like a really bad lifestyle
I've definitely had people around me die and I was just like zero percent surprised and that's not a good feeling
No, I've never had I've always talked shit I talk I think no but even if you talk shit it's still like if you like that guy you're talking about if he fucking had another heart
attack and died. It's like, how would you feel?
You'd feel like, oh, no, like, as soon as I'm done,
this was going to happen. Yeah, no, as soon as I'm done, it's like
more of like, yeah, you need to stop. I always talk to my friends
and I get in a real way. Like, if it's a serious thing,
I've had friends addicted to
too many things. I've had a fucking
homies disappear. Probably because they
owe money. Really? Yeah. And you
don't even know what happened to him?
Just one friend. He was
my connect and he, um,
and he disappeared, man, and Mersed
and it was really sad, man.
Wow. And the family, the
family doesn't know what happened right there's missing sign we did all that shit
I know what I think I know what happened because he called me but he's on ox
he's bad this is another example I would go over there and like you let's smoke weed
what's why stepbrothers like fuck the pills all right shit with you all day like if
someone needs help I'm and my friend I'm really I'm gonna try but there was no
stopping him there was no I would hit his pills once and he fucking lost his
shit wow I've walked into his house door open 150 200 pounds money just
slumped on the couch
Door unlocked.
And I'm sitting here putting packs away like, motherfucker, bro.
Holy shit.
He's a little older than me.
He doesn't really chill with nobody because he's so bawling, but he's on pills.
And he's always got a gun because he's fucked in Merced and he's white.
So, like, you're a Mercedes selling that much weight and you're white, you're, you're, you're the minority here.
He's the target for sure.
Yeah, you're the guy.
So you set him up and robbed him?
Fuck, no.
Hell no.
He called me one time and he just, that was a test.
Yeah, he got jumped at the party, and then the next morning he had, uh, he had,
He called me.
I'm like, don't worry if I owe you hell of money.
He lost like 80 bands.
And his Kinek was a fucking...
He had 80 bands on him at a party?
He was selling the bag there.
He's a fucking idiot is what happened.
He's a fucking moron.
This is an intervention right now.
Your friends are sending this to him right now.
Like, bro, he's talking about you on a jumper.
He's still gone.
Oh, this is the guy who went missing.
Yeah, he's still gone.
No.
He's still gone, but hopefully one day,
I get a picture from his brother.
Like, yo, look who showed up.
It's been like nine years,
Right.
He's been,
I think he's gone.
But.
So where are you from again?
Merced by Fresno.
What was that like for you?
I know we talked about a little bit on the podcast, but do you have like a super hood upbringing or was it like an average California kid upbringing?
No,
Merced is a meth and gangs.
But I don't see.
Both?
No.
Fuck.
I mean,
I've done meth before because where the fuck I'm from.
What age?
On accident the first time I was 14.
It's a good old time, ain't it?
It wasn't fun.
I was real drunk and it made me get violently sick off the alcohol and I just kept puked
I could look at it now and say like wow that was bad but at the time apparently I liked it
because I kept doing it for like a day or two you don't remember well I was just fucked up with this
one girl just doing hell of meth and just fucking for you could have had a different life
and I went and hosted a BMX contest in the middle of it I just went showed up grab the mic the megaphone
hosted it for like two hours announcing all the tricks with sunglasses on then went back to her house
and kept doing math and fucking.
Were you in Merced, California?
I was at Laude Beach.
Holy shit.
Yeah, no, I don't do shit like that.
I do drugs and then just
I'm just fucked up.
But I always had a sense of like,
so growing up Merced, my mom's mad strict.
Okay.
She'll punch me in the face type shit.
So when gangs happened,
I was in like third grade.
Some kid asked me what I bang.
I'm like, I don't know what the fuck that means.
I got home.
My mom like, like, Joe Pescied me.
You asked mom.
Mom, what do I bang?
No, I asked her like, what does that mean?
And she, like, fucking strong-ard me against the wall.
Like, don't ever fucking talk to that kid.
My mom's crazy, bro.
Really?
She's insane.
So your mom was just trying to ignore the fact that you were surrounded by the street.
She just wanted you to ignore it and hope that it will go away.
Well, what I did is everybody knows Thomas Loweed and he's not a game-banger.
But how do you make that decision?
At one point on you like, you know what?
I'm not going to be like one of these tough fucking sad boy loco type dudes.
Instead, I'm going to be a fucking nerd.
It's third grade.
Is nerd a fair?
Yeah, I just did.
My mama fucked me up.
Oh, really?
So I was always like trying not to get caught with Pax, not trying to get caught with Zitt.
Or I never got caught because I knew like, oh, she might stab me for real this time.
And no shots of Sad Boy Loco because I fuck with him.
But I was just using him as an example of like, oh, a rapper.
Yeah.
If I'm you and I'm growing up, it's like, you know, you've got to be looking at these fucking gangster rappers on TV and a music videos and shit and kind of feeling like that shit is cool, right?
Never in life, right?
Never thought it was cool.
Like, cool enough to do it.
Respectable.
Because I looked around and saw all the fools with their dads get not, not picking them up too.
And I'm like, yo, so who's picking you?
Oh, your grandma?
Okay.
And I chill with them.
Like, oh, their dads are obviously affiliated and shit.
And my friends are acting like their dads.
I'm like, yo, we're never leaving this fucking town if you act like that.
And I just couldn't do it.
But you always knew you wanted to get out?
Oh, fuck yeah.
Oh, really?
I always just didn't want to live there.
Had you, like, gone to L.A. and shit as a kid?
Like, have you seen what bigger...
I was in, like, six or seven.
So you kind of knew what living in a bigger city was like,
and you were attracted to it?
I just wanted to be in Merced.
Okay.
Because it's just too much...
It's just drugs, man.
Everybody I know is just on fucking drugs.
And so you were a little kid,
and you knew what a methad was.
You knew what all this shit looked.
My mom was still on meth at the time.
Oh, in your mom.
Yeah, so, like, my dad just got out crank
when I was, like, 17, 16.
So drugs are very, like, present in my upbringing, you know?
Okay.
But they always hid that shit for me, so it's not like...
Well, like, I remember I said my mom wasn't the best.
There was times like she chained the refrigerator because she was tweaking and was like,
you guys can't eat until we eat.
And that's when I was like a stick figure, like all CPS kid and shit.
So like that's when I came back and got fat as fuck.
I think my body was like some trauma.
I'm like, nah, no, save everything you eat, motherfucker because we don't know what's happening tomorrow type thing.
But yeah, growing up in Mercedes was just gangs, man.
It's just gangs and shit.
But I know hell of gang mares.
I know them all.
And they know me.
and they know I got fucking fire
and I don't bang anything so
it was very easy for me
but you never had you never felt like pressured
fuck no okay
my dad was trying to be a little Norteno
when I was about
eight he came to my party
completely flamed out
shaved head just the top bang
slick back and I remember looking at him like you look like a jerk
you told them not no in my head
I'm like but I remember he was on one
what's flamed out
completely red dripped all the way down
oh okay that's what they wear
Right, yeah.
No, all the way up and down.
Wow.
And I remember he came to my party, he got me at BMX.
I'm like, first off, he showed up, oh, my God.
And you got me something?
And then he fucking was tweaking, and, like, threw my bike and fucked it up.
What?
Because he was trying to do a trick.
He's a grown-ass man.
I just remember a man in red jeans.
I'm like, why is my dad wearing red jeans?
And then some shit happened.
He stopped trying to be a gang man.
It was like a phase for him.
Wow.
Yeah, my dad's a real nice dude like me.
So it was always a weird.
phase. He was dating some gangster as girls.
I mean, it's weird, you know,
as humans, we go through phases.
But as a kid, you want your parents
to have their identity, like, very established.
And if you see your parents dip in and dabbing.
He was, like, 22 at the time.
Oh, 23. Yeah. Yeah, my dad
had me at, like, 17, 18. My mom was like
17. My mom was like 19.
So they were fairly young when I was, like, four.
So you thought drugs were bad news
up until... Because of their program,
they actually did do a good job for a minute.
But up until what point did you realize, like,
Oh, actually, no, I'm going to start fucking.
And were you smoking weed from a super young age?
No, 13.
The day before, you know, remember the, you don't fuck with sports.
But when the Raiders played the Buccaneers and the Super Bowl, the night before that,
I got high for my first time.
Okay.
I watched Mad TV.
I drank Tampico juice.
Oh, so that's why you like his jacket.
Yeah, I fucking watched Mad TV.
Oh, Perry Newman.
What's going on?
It was sick, man.
Like, it was the first time I smoked, Mountain Dew Can.
That's how you did it.
Yeah, 4.0 student, though.
So I was like.
If he, I'm like, is this going to fuck me up?
And you got really high?
Eh, kind of.
And you loved it.
I just remember I loved the feeling of not the word.
And you were like, I'm going to base my life on this.
That happened at like 22, 23.
Okay.
I was just selling packs and shit until I started Instagram, and then I started slowing down selling
because obviously I'm going to get my door kicked in for showing that much weed.
So I figure out if I sell it, show 30 pack, who cares?
I'm not selling it.
Kick my door.
But did you ever have legal problems?
Yeah.
Yeah.
I had like some DEA bullshit and they wasted their fucking time on me.
Why?
What did they?
They thought I was shipping mushrooms.
Oh.
And you weren't?
Fuck, no.
I don't ship shit.
Oh.
I don't ship nothing.
I used to sell weeded to people I knew and I saw.
Okay.
And I can see in person and like, you know this full from where?
Okay, cool.
Because it was always just like me getting in trouble, like how long you will follow me.
And my friends above me are not going to be too fucking happy when they kick their fucking door in from my text messages or my calls or
It was just not
You were getting your phone searched and shit like that
Well fucking the DEA
They started this little investigation on me
He thought I was shipping mushrooms
Because I was posting at the time
Like 10 pound bags of mushrooms
Because I was buying a lot of mushrooms
And I was eating them
I was eating the fuck and I wasn't even selling them
Really?
It was long enough ago that I can lie
And be like no, so
But I really wasn't
You would geek the fuck up
I was just taking a lot of mushrooms
That shit turns people weird real quick
Don't you think?
Yeah
Yeah
You could smoke weed every day and remain somewhat normal,
even though for sure I've seen people have their personality
fundamentally changed by weed, too, like in bad ways.
Yeah?
Yeah, you know, I wouldn't say it's the usual occurrence,
but I've definitely seen people turn into strange people through weed.
I've seen a lot of people off the acid.
They take acid too much.
Oh, yeah, for sure.
You don't think mushroom has a similar effect at some point?
Yeah, I would not take it every day.
I was like every three days for like a month and a half straight.
I ate a lot of them at the same.
Like I smoked, we ate a lot of shrooms at once.
But maybe I'm just old school.
Maybe I just think that about mushrooms because, you know.
You probably struggle?
I have throughout my life a bit, but I definitely haven't done it with any kind of regularity.
I did a Sada Baby podcast where we ate mushrooms and we had like a super weird like conversation that you would never fucking have unless you were on mushrooms.
So that was that kind of made me a little bit of a believer.
But we really didn't eat much at all.
How would you eat?
I don't know, a small amount of chocolate or some shit.
Oh, okay, okay.
Yeah, no, when I eat them, I go hard.
I take like a quarter and sit in my room.
Is chocolate not valid?
You got to...
Fuck, they work well.
Okay.
Oh, man, they're awesome.
But the chocolate bars aren't more than four grams, I'm saying.
So if you ate the whole thing, you'd be tripping.
But I also, I had a couple different nights in my life.
Like, I remember one night in Long Beach with this girl that I was seeing at the time,
and we ate a fuckload of mushrooms, and it wasn't doing anything, so we ate a
fuckload more.
And then it all just hit me like a fucking brick while.
I feel like I've heard everybody in the world tell the story.
But, yeah, we got so...
fucked up. And at that time, we were
really, really into scaring each other.
So basically, like,
you know, like, if I was still into
scaring, like, I would, like,
you know, like, crouched down by that
door over there. And then when Josh walks in,
I would jump out.
I've gone through those faces too. We would do that.
We would do that all the time. And we were, all we were just
coming up with mad, different, like, creative
ass ways to scare each other and shit.
And I remember one of the homies,
we went to fucking, uh,
Jack in the box around the corner, got some food. I'm
coming back with the girl, I'm walking up and I see this fucking kid like crouched down in the bush
and he lets me walk by, spares me, doesn't scare me.
But then when the girl, who I'm fucking walks up, he jumps out.
Does she shit her pants?
She looked like she was going to have a seizure.
Yeah, um, everything's more intense.
Bro.
That was fucked up.
Yeah.
That's not fair.
That's not cool.
If that chick worked for some like feminist blog and had like an article about like this is what
they did to me while I was on mushrooms,
it would be like, she would be 100%
the right, because that shit was fucked up.
Like, you should not do that to somebody when they're mushrooms.
No, the most shit I ever do on mushrooms, like, do coke and shit
when I was younger.
That's a wild combo.
It is pointless.
Yeah?
It's pointless.
So do you actually, like, decide I'm going to stop doing coke
and all this other shit at some point?
Yo.
Do you do none?
Or do you do very little in terms of, like, other drugs?
No, I do mushrooms.
I smoke a lot of weed.
I drink sometimes.
That's it.
I don't do drugs anymore.
I just don't want to...
I got too much to do, man.
Yeah.
I'm just too busy to take
five hours of my fucking day to get fucked up.
Right.
Yeah.
And then after I'm going to feel shitty
and go, now, tomorrow I'll do everything.
That's how I feel.
Because I bought a pint of lien like a year ago
or like six months ago and shit.
And I've like drank some a couple of times.
But generally speaking, it's like
it's going to make me really tired.
And then I'm going to fall asleep.
And I'm probably going to sleep longer
than I normally would sleep because of the lane.
And like, I had a kid.
that wants to wake me up at like 5.30 in the morning.
So it's just, it never feels like a good time to drink some lean.
Whereas when I was younger, for sure, if I had some lean,
I would be drinking that fucking lean really fast, you know?
What the fuck else am I doing?
The last time I did cope, I got a super bad sinus infection from it.
My friend brought over something nasty, I guess.
I got a bad sinus infection.
I was spinning for, like, days.
I had a crazy bacteria growing and shot in my fucking nostril or whatever was.
I do with the doctor.
Anyway, my dad just had surgery.
And he's like, yeah, I got this bottle of a painkiller.
I'll bring it to you.
I don't give a fuck, bring it.
He's like, drink about a third of the bottle, maybe half, and then go to sleep.
So I drink this bottle.
I drink this bottle?
I drink it down to about here.
And I wake up a couple hours later, the hottest I've ever been.
And I just start throwing up this like, you've seen Ferengully?
It's been a lot.
Remember the black slime?
I start throwing up the black fucking slime.
Really?
And then my nose starts bleeding.
It was lean?
As I'm done, as I'm done, like, throwing up all over my house trying to make it outside,
I'm by myself.
My fucking girlfriend's just not there at the time.
I fucking read this bottle, and it says pro-metazine with coating on it.
And I call my dad, my dad, you know what the fuck you just gave me?
He goes, yeah, it's a fucking painkiller.
My dad, I drank half a bottle.
It says, like, to pour a small amount.
I said the directions on the bottle.
I never tried lean.
I never said.
No one's got money for that shit.
Right.
I never even saw it in my life.
And that's the only time I ever drank Lane.
And it was horrible, bro.
Wow, I drank so much.
I never heard of anybody having that kind of reaction to it.
I threw up so hot and like water, slime, black.
I just remember I just threw up on the ground and went,
fuck, I got to clean it.
Wow.
And I ran out the house throwing up a little bit all the way out.
My first time doing Lean, though, was kind of like that too, though,
where, like, we had no idea what we were doing.
So we poured up way too much, drank it way too fast.
And then we were just fucking passed out by like 3 p.m.
We didn't even make it out the house
We were planning on like going out and doing something
We all died
We all woke up at like 11 p.m.
The downers man
They're not for me anymore
Yeah
I mean I just don't know
I never
I fuck with pills in high school and shit
I used I love ecstasy
If they had an ecstasy
It was like yo don't worry
You won't die off this shit
Your heart's fine
I'll take that shit
You miss it
What do you do on XCC?
I would just go to parties and sell weed
You just be doing shit
Just do stuff fucked up
Many times in my life
I've done ice stuff
and just basically been like paralyzed with like good feelings slash wanted to fuck like in my life i've
definitely like if any time i ever did ecstasy i was either with a girl who i were like made sure
it was going to be there to fuck like you know that's why we were doing i see or i was like in my phone
hitting up every girl i knew trying to get somebody to hang out with me oh man because that shit just made me
like fucking demon time i just fucking melted wherever i was at and just slum
just felt like water everywhere
I love that
You ever fuck with mescaline?
No not specifically
Took a lot of mescaline
When I was like 1920 for like a year
How's that?
So fun
Everything is just like
Oh my jaw feels like it's got to move
And then I'm just a puddle
That is a good feeling
Disclaimer kids
We both don't do drugs now
Because this shit is very very bad for you
In the long run
Even though it's insanely fun
During it
Yeah
That's pretty much it
Exactly what he said
Don't do drugs
But there's always a come down even when you're doing it.
There's always just...
Everything has it.
You pay a price the next day with everything.
Coke was the worst because I drink so much.
I used to do lines.
I just wake up fucked up.
I don't even honestly really know what it would be like to do coke and not drink.
Yeah, exactly.
Like every time I've ever done coke back in the day...
It was always keystone line.
Really?
Because we were all kids, man.
We all had no money.
We were selling weed just so we could buy more weed to smoke and then buy some coke.
And shit's expensive.
I remember when I first box...
I had this girl that wanted to kick her with me, this fucking tattoo model girl,
probably the type of chick you would fuck with.
And she was like fucking this huge fake boobs and like tons of tattoos and shit.
And she like, I remember she was on the cover of some fucking magazines and shit in that
weird ass fucking tattoo world.
And she wanted to hang out and do coke.
And I knew this dude down the street who sold coke.
So I go get some fucking coke from him and I'm buying it on like a Saturday night to hang
out with her on Sunday and do it.
And he realizes when I'm buying it that I'm not going to.
gonna do it that night that I'm saving it for the next day and he just told me he's like
just so you know you're definitely the only person I'm selling coke to tonight or like any other
night that's gonna save it for the next night he's like that's he's like everybody I sell
a coke to is doing it right now it's kind of unheard of I'm like wow I'm like fucking
because I was I'm about to do it for the first time well that was the first time you did it
or first time you bought it first time I did it I was probably first time you did it you bought it
25 six or something for you that's fucking awesome I made it a one of the one
I love seeing that shit, dude.
I do, man.
I was doing drugs way too fucking early.
How old are you now?
I'm 32.
You're old.
Yeah.
Is that how you feel?
No.
You don't feel old?
Every time someone asks me, go, 20...
Excuse me.
I don't get old at 38.
Oh, no, I don't feel old at all.
I felt old as fuck.
I have a kid.
I made it to like a stage of oldness
that I never thought I would get to.
Hold on.
The day you start rocking the new balances and the high japanes,
then you're a dad and you're old.
Yeah.
That's when you can do it.
So when you stop paying attention to your clothes is when you're old?
The day you turn into the man that Morse that always wears the new balances, the white ones that are lace real tight.
Yeah.
That's when you're always wondered.
Like when you're a kid, you're watching Hook and you're sitting like, Robert Williams like, damn, he's a fucking old man.
He's like 40 years old.
Got a house, a career, he's answering the phone.
Okay.
But in my book, when you're old, in rap culture, when you're old, is when you never leave the house wearing anything besides your own merch.
so no offense but you've kind of already
you kind of hit that one.
I've been doing the Holmish Simpson shit for a long time.
What?
Just wearing the same exact thing.
All the time.
But I notice that when I look at rappers
is that once they hit that point
where they're just wearing their own merch only
is that that is like a very significant career milestone
except in the battle rap community
where they just,
they all only wear their own merch.
It's like a rule in battle rap.
You can't wear anything besides your own merch.
I had my phase of watching every fucking battle rap
that's ever been on a team.
on YouTube for months.
Really?
I don't know what it is about that shit.
It's like a comedy show that rhymes.
I love that shit, man.
It is fun.
But it's also very taxing and large amounts.
Like I went to my first battle recently.
I never been.
And it was wild.
I was standing up for like eight hours,
watching motherfuckers make punchlines
at each other on stage.
Eight hours, I don't know.
We were going to like sitting down
for an hour or a half hour or whatever.
But it was a taxing experience for sure.
But I respect the fuck out of the people
who were just eagerly
standing there the whole fucking time
hanging on every word
when's the last time you went to
a music festival
as a regular ass person not going in the back
not having the past not going
hey the artist invited me
when's the last time and you remember how long
you used to stand for that shit yeah I know
days it felt like oh my god
it's weird to thinking like would you go to a show now
like I wouldn't do it if you paid me I wouldn't stand for
eight hours in the fucking crowd what
yeah but I I don't know I went to see Drake
at stable center and that was cool
just a couple years ago
it's fun being in the crowds at rock shows only
I don't really like the rap show crowd
yeah but I mean Drake has such a mainstream audience
that I felt totally comfortable in the crowd you know
where I was like you know I can't go to like
a rap rap show and be in the crowd
that's like gonna be way too hectic
yeah it gets hectic as fun I used to a lot of shows
in Santa Cruz but I went to like Coachella
a couple years ago too
I never been to something like that
I went to rock the bells it was weird
it was it that's just too white for me
like I don't know any of the fucking
I don't know any of the people playing
did they have wine stations
you can buy wine
they have all kinds of whatever fucking alcohol
you want to waste your money on
they'll definitely sell you $15
drinks for sure
it's just too white for me I'm like
if there's a wine part
then yeah I think like very few
times in my life have I felt
or thought in my head
this is too white for me
because I mean
I used to like LARP
when I was 12
Wait what's that
You make swords and you go like
Beat each other up in the park
And I'm just saying that at that's how
I didn't feel like this is too white for me, but at Coachella, I kind of felt like, you know, like, I just like really was like, fuck. Like, I need to go to like rolling loud. I can't be here. I got to cancel this out right now. I need to be at summer jam. This is just not my tribe. I get you, man. You know? My other side of my family's all white Jewish people. Right. So there'll be times I'm sitting there going, these are my blood relatives. This is fucking insane. You're Jewish and Mexican? Yeah. My other side of family's, uh,
They're like Polish and...
God.
I don't know.
My grandma Dolores shoot.
A whole side of the family is from Massachusetts.
I've never met them before.
That's like directly adjacent to where I'm from.
Hill, Cherry Stone, something rich as shit.
I don't know.
But I know they're all bawling.
I never met him because they got shunned.
They married like my grandpa in the 30s, but he was a Catholic white dude.
They got shunned.
They got shunned.
They got shunned and got cut off.
Like, he's Catholic.
Get the fuck out the family.
So that's why you're not getting any of this Jew money?
That's pretty much.
I never even met him, man.
My grandma.
I never even matter.
Well, then it seems fair that you're not getting other money then.
Yeah, I don't give a shit.
I just think it's crazy.
Like, there's my counterpart out there in Massachusetts somewhere.
Well, you should not give them any of your YouTube riches.
I don't know them.
I don't know them.
I don't know that.
I think it'd be kind of cool to know them, though.
Bro, I went back on your YouTube.
I did the thing on YouTube where you fucking click, like, oldest videos.
Bro, your oldest videos.
It's pretty much just like GoPro footage, no audio, no talking of you just smoking.
admittedly like pretty insane amounts of weed.
Yeah.
That's all, what it was, it was iPhone
before Instagram had video.
That was the iPhone?
No, it was my iPhone.
Oh, okay.
I didn't film on a camera until 2018.
Really?
I was just all iPhone, and what it was,
I used to film clips
because Instagram didn't have video yet.
So I would just be like,
yeah, one day when Instagram has video,
fuck it, I'll get my YouTube clip.
So that's why a lot of it has no audio.
It's just stuff.
Right.
Like the old shit was just me going,
I don't know what YouTube,
what's my password?
Fuck, I post like every eight months.
I didn't give a fuck.
And you weren't getting any traction back then, I'm assuming?
Or were those videos getting any views?
Some of them had like 800.
Just because back then, like, you could probably like search any old weed term on YouTube.
And like, people were like trying to figure out some weed shit on YouTube.
Yeah.
No, now when I, like my biggest videos I've ever had on the channel now are all tutorials.
Like how to roll it back, how to roll a joint, how to fucking cross joint.
Right.
All that stuff because I remember that era when like everybody had to make their own how to roll
Backwood video. Really?
I felt like that was kind of a thing.
And literally Hot New Hip Hop had a series.
It was all rappers teaching you how to roll it backwood.
And they did like 50 of them.
Really?
Yeah. And I just remember, I knew mad rappers that, like, for some reason, would just
have a clip of them, like, rolling a Backwood and talking about it back then.
Have you ever seen ours?
It's very, very fucking awesome and detailed.
And it's the number one on YouTube.
Really?
Yeah.
I need to watch that.
Yeah.
It's, I think what it is, I had like 30 pack just in the back.
and I didn't even mention it.
So I think people were like,
yo, what the fuck is back?
Oh, shit.
I said, I think it was a lot of attraction.
People go, what is that?
So, like, hit an algorithm or something.
Right.
But yeah, I don't smoke backwards at all.
I just did it because I know my fans.
You never did?
I used to smoke Swishers at, like, 14 to 19, 20.
And I just smoked joints 21 and up.
Right.
I just don't want tobacco, man.
You really hate it.
I don't fuck with it, man.
You never smoke a cigarette?
I smoked packs for years.
Hi, Gina.
Yeah, I smoked.
packs for a long time. You did? Yeah,
I used to smoke a non-filter camel-nail filters.
You ever gone to the doctor and talked about your lungs?
Yeah, I've done lung tests. I'm good.
You're good. Yeah, they were like, oh, no, you're fine,
but sometimes I'm like, and then I figured
it was just the pollen from certain strains of packs.
Might be dumping hell of packs out. I realized, like, is that
where my fucking chest feels like that?
It wasn't like me getting sick, because I've been
to the doctor, like, yeah, you have very strong lungs.
I don't know I do. You seem like you were, like,
born into, like, the weed community.
Like, it was never an opposite.
that you weren't going to be a weed guy.
I mean, in my town, that's all I was.
That's what I was saying.
But there's a lot of towns like that in California.
Well, what it was, man, is a...
I was, remember when the Instagram first started,
the Explorer page? Yeah. All the most popular.
It was me with pounds.
Just like this nice kid with 30 packs,
just holding them before rappers started holding stacks of money like this.
I would do the pounds.
I started like doing all that shit and it would get on the Explore page.
Right.
So I'd have all these fucking celebrities going to
Who the fuck is this kid?
And it's before I got started getting deleted.
I had a huge following.
How long did you go before you started getting deleted?
I went for like four years.
Oh, wow.
Yeah.
You're on 25 accounts?
This is the 26 or 5th or some shit.
And you don't have much faith?
You are pretty sure.
I'm about to get 100 again.
But so you're pretty sure it's going away eventually?
Eventually they're going to fuck with me.
Do you just not post anything even close to weed?
I don't post nugs.
I don't tag companies.
I'll tag my own legal companies because they've deleted me for that.
Wow.
Do your brands get deleted as well?
Fuck yeah.
My just clothing company, the day they said you're approved for verification, they deleted me.
Wow.
My clothing company.
And you can't get through to Instagram to talk about this at all?
I've talked to them many times.
They just politely like, eat a dick.
Just get the fuck out.
I went to Friscoe.
I went to the headquarters and everything.
You went there.
Fuck yeah.
What I was doing when I was dropping some packs to my friend.
Oh.
So it was convenient.
Yeah, I was like, you know what?
I'm going to fucking go to the headquarters
And I did
And they're like, yo, fuck off
Yeah
That was it
Wow
Yeah, but I mean if I had them
It'd be like almost four million on Instagram
That's fucking sad, man
I don't give a shit
Because I'll just keep doing other stuff
You just have to fucking focus on other things
Yeah, that's right point
Yeah, that's why the podcast
It helps me a lot
Just because it's another outlet of like
We've done five episodes, six episodes in a row
No Smoking
Oh really?
So YouTube's like
that's what we want.
But it's like my episode demonetized because
no, somehow no.
I don't know.
We don't get demonitized that often for it.
Desto Dub porn of lean on the podcast got
demonetized the other day though.
I could see that though.
Yeah, no, just sometimes what we talk about.
Just the topics we talk about, we get flagged for it.
But it's so hit or miss.
I will do a podcast talking about the most
fucked up shit sometimes.
Just all nonstop poop jokes.
terrible shit, racial jokes,
all the shit that you would think
that YouTube would be like, no.
And it'll just boom.
It's monetized.
What it is is I talk about
shit that they don't want.
I'm like, yo guys, everyone's shipping packs,
give me five minutes of your time.
Let me make you not go to jail.
This is what you're going to need to do.
And I'll just talk about it
because it just popped up in my head.
Right.
But that might help someone's fucking life.
But YouTube's like,
hey man, don't be fucking doing that shit.
I always thought about this back in the day
because at the time I was actually doing this.
film yourself packaging the weed and shipping it and then film receiving it on the other end
that's fucking insane and make a YouTube video about it but I was like bro if you do that
you need to also like have the clean like you can't have anything dirty in your life at all
because you're making yourself such a target yeah and you're probably basically a new channel
off a phone you bought off the street but like because I've just I've seen people do it I did a little bit
back in the day, like just the process of watching somebody package it and ship it is crazy as
fuck.
It's on the YouTube.
My video is on there.
Right.
Yeah.
But you didn't film yourself walking to the post office.
Fuck.
No.
No, I'm saying, like, that is something that people need to know.
In the beginning of YouTube, though, my kind of like main thing was like, oh, I'm going to do crazy
shit.
I'm like, I did an acid trip vlog.
That's cool.
Three-some vlogs where I would like, you know, be pull up to the house, talking to the girls,
afterwards talk about it and shit like that.
You know, I let you post the three.
Yeah, well, we didn't show any special stuff.
But, you know, like, that, like, early on,
that was kind of like my thing to a certain extent,
went viral a few times with that kind of shit.
But then, you know, obviously over the years,
YouTube has become a lot.
Yeah, you're just pushing it without showing it.
A lot less hospitable.
Yeah, no, that's exactly what's going on.
Everything's getting fucked with.
But the idea you talked about,
I have that, I was telling you about that brand,
the HACC brand.
Right.
So I had the idea of packing it all up.
walking into the post office
and filming the post office working like what's in here
hash and addibles and pens
I'm like what I'm like no it's all illegal
don't worry and hand it to them
and I was thinking like do you think a
GoPro could last in an overnight fucking
box right and just have the GoPro going
so when the person opened it but this
is legal so it's not as like
oh this will ship a pack and fucking filmed it
but then again who wants to go to prison let me ask you this
hypothetically when you're shipping
pounds of weed in the mail
what percentages of them are getting
confiscated.
This is a good topic.
I want everybody to hear this.
For everyone out there,
go, my shit always lands.
It fucking lands.
Every time, never had one go.
I guarantee seven
out of ten got looked at
when I let it go.
Because they're just building a case bike.
I want 20 going to this fucking address.
I want them to pick up 20 fucking times.
And then I'm going to come at him and go, I have you
shipping weed 20 fucking times across
state lines instead of just the one.
And now it's more, it's easier to go.
So who you send more shit to?
Really?
Fuck yeah.
So you've seen this happen over and over and over
where they just build big ass cases?
Of course.
Okay.
A lot of people don't think about it.
Like, all my shit always lands.
Like, you think it did.
It landed twice.
Right.
You know what I'm saying?
I used to get them pushed trees in my clothing company
ripped open all the time.
It'd come in another package.
It was the DEA bullshit when I thought was shipping shrooms.
Okay.
They're cutting open all my clothes thinking I was shipping in my clothes.
Right.
So they spent like six months.
months ripping open my packages search it was searched and uh it has little notes in there
or it'll be in another bag right but yeah the DEA no for everyone out there that thinks
they're getting away you're probably not but how are they finding it just like x-ray in the
shit or they have dogs sniffing it out yeah you'd be believe it or not some people just don't do a good
job right that's what it is they fucked up my best homie used to work at a postal place right
people used to send like a little quarter bricks through there just in a shirt in a box
my friend had a
He found a pack of purple
It was just in a box
Double bagged
Right that's it
People really do shit like that
And think it's gonna get through
And I mean weed
Is about the strongest smelling
Fucking thing on earth
Like you ever like get your luggage
And just be like
Oh fuck
Yep
Like holy shit
All the time
Every time I go to an airport
I make sure to go
All right dump the whole bag
Make sure I don't have any bags
In here from last time
Or you realize
how bad it is when, you know,
you'll be like, I'll be out
of the car for like a half hour
and like we're smoking blunts in the car
but we'll be out of the car for like a good amount of time
and then I'll get in the elevator and like some
old guy I'll be like, it smells good here
today. That's the national
Hey, I smoke too. Yeah.
Whenever I walked up to the
poker table, they're always like
oh, somebody smells good.
That's a pretty good impression
of every person that's ever said that shit.
That doesn't smoke. Every single person
says it the same fucking way.
Yeah. Yeah. I think
I smell everywhere I go and I just don't realize.
Right. Yeah. So
I'm over it. Do you know people that you consider
sensees of ship and packs?
Like people who you know
get those things through over and over and over. I can't say it.
Obviously. But they do have a method of
if this is searched, I'll know. It's fucking incredible.
That's interesting. You ever see a
demolition man?
I don't know.
Damn.
Well, the reference won't work.
But anyway, there's a lot of things you can do to make a box feel completely
factual.
Okay.
And there's no.
It's hard to explain without explaining it.
I'll tell you after.
But yeah, I have homies.
I look down and go, wow, you can stand on the box and won't even crush.
Really?
Yeah.
They're geniuses.
Is the answer shipping like 10 of the time or is it shipping like 1 or 200?
I have a minute to 50 to 100.
Through the post office.
these are doing industrial
loads so they're doing like trucks and shit
right industrial shit but I'm talking about like people just ship
just shipping packs I have homies that
I've seen their prices I'm like yo here fucking
apply this somewhere else but like 10 at the time
or is it smarter to do a lot of small packages
it's always 10 and under right it tends like the max
the max man because other than that's like you know
this boom box you're shipping overnight bullshit
you know what else is being a fucking class
why would you be shipping a boom box overnight
it's a good question for sure yeah people always
You're going to go, just do two-day, motherfucker.
Who cares if it's overnight?
That's what they check the most.
They do.
Of course, the overnight's checked first.
Right.
Because if it's, they always got, is it perishable?
Why doesn't it have a hazardous sticker on it?
Or why does they have this on it?
They're allowed to open.
What about the fucking, uh, the private jet shit?
Wasn't that what Rallo was doing?
You're talking about the Jet Suite?
I don't know.
But I just, I mean, it makes a shitload of sense.
I will probably way less security in that.
No, the security's strong, but it is.
Okay.
I've
I got put on to that
the first time I took one
and I had a couple pounds on me
just to fuck with
not to sell
whenever I'm getting on
like
like
yo you could have brought your gun
they could have brought anything
they didn't even like
give a fuck
they put it through the x-ray saw
and went
right
they got right on the plane
wow yeah Dan so the private jet
shit if you can get the actual
private jet
with your homies I will
this is why you do
fucks with me. Right. Just rent a private
chat with your friends. If you're getting a box
each and just fucking, you guys throw five bands
apiece. Get a private jet. You got to take your box
not even a drive, no trunk,
no stopping a gas stations.
You're just in a fucking private jet
selling weed the best way possible.
Right. And it's worth it. If you're selling a box,
what's a box? A hundred? A hundred pounds. Yeah, if you're like, yo, five
of my friends, we all got a hundred each,
it's worth getting a jet. Right.
So easy. They're going to go, oh, thank you.
And they really don't.
search you. It's not that they don't search you. They search you for weapons. So it's a metal
detector thing. Right. So it's not it's that's why you have a private jet. Uh-huh. That's why
people get them so they can probably take bricks. Wow. That'd be the easiest way possible.
You know, you ever like been tempted to get into that world of shipping other drugs or
working with other drugs? You always just stuck the week. No, because I always saw and I always
thought it was my little brother sold meth and this motherfucker man. And there were so many times
he was getting shot at. I'm like,
Yo, why the fuck are you doing this bullshit?
Right.
And then there was a couple times where he had to shoot people back, shoot back.
I'm like, yo, do you know what you're becoming?
Like, what are you fucking doing?
This is not, let's go play NBA jam, motherfucker.
What are you doing?
Like, we smoke weed.
You're selling meth?
Sell some wheat.
And now he's just a grower.
It's perfect.
But no, dude, meth brings evil.
Coke brings people at 3 o'clock ready to fucking rob you.
No pothead ever fucking bust through my window.
for a dub, you know, but for a 20 of meth, you might get killed.
Right.
Yeah.
And it's a no winning thing.
Once you start fucking with those drugs, now it's cartel shit.
Now it's gang shit.
Before it's just like, oh, that's a little fucking selling his little 100 pounds.
That's fine. Leave him alone.
He's a pizza guy.
I used to be a pizza guy.
And I would sell sacks during my pizza shifts.
So I'd put my scale in my weed in my bag.
I walk up to my homies selling weed and leave.
And it was the best thing ever.
Wow.
I keep my sign on.
after work because who the fuck's gonna pull me over.
Right. No one ever pulls a pizza guy over
ever. Right. So I
did that for like three years. And I would
just do it to have a check and know
how you're paying rent. How are you paying for your car?
Right. So I just have a little check
and it was so insignificant. I'd make
double my check just selling weed.
Right. So it was a very good
thing I had going for a long time.
Right. And then the pack started
moving more and I just stopped really
fucking with a smaller sex and then I just stopped selling.
Right. So when did you actually
decided to get serious about YouTube
or like content in general
right those early videos seem like they were
kind of like just you just fucking around
fucking around but like when you start to see like
okay maybe I could do something in this space
I say like
2016
so 2012 like the end of 2012
almost 2013 to 16 I was just making pictures
on Instagram fucking around
and then like 16 17
I moved here because I was like
no there's there's got to be more I can do
I got to do something else I want to do more
before I ever thought, before I ever talked on camera, actually.
I've never talked on camera until 2018, late 2017.
I did a story time on my phone.
I was like, maybe people want to hear a story about me the first time I sold weed.
And I just, I'm super descriptive and shit.
So I think that's what got me.
I watched it bad and go, this isn't bad.
This is all right.
And the first time I sold weed, I was at school.
I remember what the fuck I was wearing.
I remember everything.
And that moment changed my whole fucking life.
and that's when I got serious.
I went, all right, I'll start making long form content.
I started talking.
People like, this is what your voice sounds like.
Like, yeah, I haven't followed you for five years, never heard your fucking voice.
Right.
And that's it, man.
As soon as I started talking on camera and telling stories and shit, people are fucking with it.
That's what blew my whole fucking channel.
Because you know anybody else that was like you on YouTube at that time?
Because if you live in Southern California, California in general or whatever,
your personality type
meaning like
Mexican dude who sells Halloween
and like is you know
a cool cool dude
but like you know has some good
stories and shit like I know a lot of dudes
who are sort of like you
but to the average person on YouTube
I feel like they needed
a guy to kind of fill that role
and you were there
relatively early on
yeah so what I think it is is
I'm super transparent
so every story I
tell him, and this is where I fucked up, and this is where I went broke, and this is where I
fucking got hooked on drugs. I'm super transparent because it's like, yo, if you're in
that stage, I'm not anymore. Right. It's not impossible. You know, I'm, I was, I was
fucking poor my whole life. And now I'm not. Right. Just keep working because I did this shit for
free for like nine years. And then I finally got paid, 2019, the first thing I ever did, I got paid
for weed shit. I was doing shit for free. Just the clothing company kept my fucking rent going and
just... Really? So you, you were always
fucked up money-wise on YouTube?
I never got paid before.
Wait, you just didn't try to sign up, or you tried to sign up?
I got monetized, and they, he's seen it.
Sometimes they'll say, two cents, three million views.
Really?
Wow.
Because it's demonetized, and then they just took it away completely.
Oh.
Yeah, I've never gotten paid.
Oh, I got paid $700 one time in, like, 2018.
Mm-hmm.
And that was it.
Wow.
Yeah, I've never gotten paid off this fucking $100.
150, 180 million views, whatever it is.
Nothing.
That's crazy.
Just because on my podcast,
we're smoking weed a very significant percentage of the time.
It's explicitness.
We have had issues with getting money from YouTube and stuff,
but at this point, we're totally fine.
And it's just crazy that your shit would just be viewed as being only this.
I'm so fucking explicit.
One of my first story times is hard drug confessions,
It's me at 14 talking about how I accidentally smoke fucking meth with this girl, Jennifer.
You were at 14?
Yeah, I was smoking weed.
I was drunk as shit off gin.
And I'm like, yo, let me hit that fucking pipe.
So I hit the pipe.
And she's like, it's a cabby.
I'm like, what the fuck was that mean?
As I'm hitting it.
And I'm ripping, I'm ripping it.
And as I let it out, I'm like, what is this feeling?
And then she goes, there's fucking meth on it.
And I remember she says it all slow-mo.
And I just got, it was terrible.
Wow.
But that's one of my first stories they were told.
And I'm over here just fucking smiling, smoking a joint.
Oh, I'm smoking meth.
And I'm fucking, blah.
And the first time I smoked crack with my uncle by accident,
I thought it was a fuck a Coke on my weed.
I'm like, oh, I hate doing this.
All right, I'll smoke it.
Right.
And I look at it, the band, I'm like, this is fucking crack, rocks full.
What's wrong with you?
But I'm telling these stories.
And there's a million, two million views on it.
And I think YouTube's like, no.
Right.
Fuck this guy.
Have you tried to change your content to be profitable?
Or like, you know, not say specific terms?
I have another channel where I'm...
The podcast channel, right?
No, where I'm family-friendly.
It's called The Adventures of Yola.
How well does that do?
I hate not smoking weed and doing camera shit.
So I do get paid.
I got like 220 subscribers, $20,000, probably.
I just don't use it.
I made one video on it yesterday, but that was the first one since September.
I too have a dead channel.
I have my own personal channel that I almost never upload on.
But I do get paid off.
I'd just rather not get paid and make fun shit and make money some other way.
But now I am doing more content.
But after you left and you were telling me like no, we have we get demoted I'm like how can I do
Something so I made a video on YouTube called a YouTube's restricted my content. I didn't cussed didn't smoke
And it performed like just like my other videos like 20,000 thumbs ups in like 12 hours
Like it's a just like my old videos but it didn't make any money no it doesn't get no money
But it didn't age restrict it didn't throw it down it suggested it right the first time in a year
So even if I can just get the views back
that I normally get, I can still make money off of that in some way, even though I'm not getting paid.
So has the merch always just been like the thing?
That's the only thing that kept me alive for fucking five years.
Yeah.
And does it do really well?
Would you say?
Postreste, that's fucking amazing.
Really?
Dude, when we drops, like certain drops, man, it's like a fucking supreme sellout.
Wow.
Like eight, ten minutes, done.
Sold out of everything.
Wow.
On certain shit, like on our bombs, on our certain grinders, on certain shirts, it, shit,
Our fan base is super strong.
And so do you do it like that where you do these drops and then you can't really get it otherwise?
No.
No.
Well, you know what?
Yeah.
On certain things.
On certain things.
But we could go to the website right now and you have like.
Yeah, I have clothes.
You have clothes.
I have fucking bongs and grinders and trays.
But you do certain drops.
Certain drops of wild ass shit.
Right.
Yeah, I'll do that.
And do you think your fans just like support it so much because they know that you don't get paid by
YouTube?
so they want to help you out?
The comment I get a lot is
I'd rather buy this
than go to the store
knowing that you're getting paid
because you don't get fucking paid
because people have seen me get to leave
like, yo, this is your eighth account this month
like I know, still gonna make shit
I'll give a fuck
because my fans, the reason I don't stop
is because I get, I'll be, I'm sure you do too,
but people like, yo, you made my fucking day today.
Thank you for fucking post and you reply
whole fucking weeks, man.
Like, dude.
Right.
As a kid, you could never imagine
you could just be like,
yo, have a great day.
It can make someone's whole fucking day.
Right. That's why I always keep making more accounts and don't stop.
And I'm glad I didn't because if I stopped when I started getting deleted,
what the fuck would I be doing? I don't know.
Earlier I said I was at the homie's funeral and this young kid,
maybe like 20 or something.
He said to me, he's just like, I look up to you, man.
I love your content so much.
And I just, I don't know.
Just him saying, like, I look up to you.
Like, I was just like, fuck.
Like, that's just, that's crazy that.
Like, now it's a well-known.
road to success making YouTube videos and shit.
Like there's just a lot.
Kids understand that's an option for them.
They don't have to sell drugs. They don't have to fucking go to college or whatever.
That's an option for them.
And just the fact that I did it early on and that like that kid could look at my story and like see it as a fucking blueprint for how he could make something out of himself.
I don't know.
I mean, I have people say shit like that to me all the time.
But like for some reason that one just moved me.
It's it's and look it.
I bet you that was a fucking.
such a good ass fucking day for him.
Like, yo, you know what I did today?
I'm fucking Adam Twain.
He told every fucking friend he had.
He said, yeah, bro.
Nah, he was cool as shit.
Nah, man.
I mean, I was at a funeral, but still,
I guarantee you that shit's going to live for him for fucking forever.
And that's what an impact you can make by just existing and doing stuff you like.
Right.
That's why I did it for free for so long.
Like, I read the comments on my interview that you did,
and it was interesting because everybody has YouTube comments.
A lot of my commenters are fucking assholes.
No offense, guys.
I love you guys.
But, you know, they're just kind of talking shit, making fun of whatever they can in the comments and stuff.
And I love that.
I love that, honestly.
Like, the more negativity and sarcasm in the comments, it's totally fine by me because that's like my personality, my style of humor.
So I'm okay with that.
But when I'm reading your comments, I'm like, wow, this is a very, very supportive.
Positive.
Fan base.
Like, they were really genuinely happy.
Like, oh, you got the Adam interview.
like this is a big one for you they're like coaching you like they're really happy for you that
was interesting like 99.9% of everybody i can tell you how many people are rude in a month like
on one hand right our fucking community is so because they've do you remember being like 14 just
sitting by yourself watching whatever movie you're watching like fuck man one day i'm gonna do some
sick shit like that and now they can actually watch someone me saying remember i was like 14 saying
man i'm gonna do some sick shit and they're like yo me too
you, fuck yeah, I can do it.
You know, it's like a, oh shit, it's possible.
Right.
Yeah.
Especially the fat brown kids, too.
I get that a lot, like, yo, man, I'm fucking fat.
I'm brown too.
They see themselves in you.
Yeah, yes, yes.
Or see, like, they saw me like,
yo, remember when you were, my rent was like $600.
I remember when it was struggling to get that shit.
Right.
I mean, you know, like, if you're a kid and you like, you know,
Bryce Hall or Tanner or whatever, you know,
these like good looking people, they're like, you know.
I don't know who that was.
Oh, you don't know.
Bryce Hall is like this super buff, like TikTok star dude.
He's the homie.
We interviewed him and shit.
But it's like you could understand how a kid who looks like you watching him on
TikTok or whatever, it's like you just don't really see yourself in that.
You think like, oh, this guy is famous because he's in fucking crazy good shape.
And he's like Mr.
handsome dude and shit like that.
You know, with you, it's like the fact that you can make it off of just being like a cool dude
who represents the type of dude that you are is like that probably just has inspired.
I always say one of my first videos that started going viral I said I'm you you are me
We're just like in different parts of life right now
I remember looking up at people like my homie that disappeared
Yeah like the only teenager I know that had like 250 band stashed like what did you just fucking say
You're looking at that like
Oh you mother because he was well your fans are basically looking up to a drug dealer as well
Yeah like the all the old stories I get that but my homie's like he was the fucking cool one he was the white kid that fucking freestyle
hell look good and everybody knew that shit we just he was just a cool motherfucker so when he
came up everybody's so happy for him you know I'm saying so when I saw that I'm like dude
there's nothing negative about this guy why wouldn't anything good happen my thing is like
just try to be positive unless someone's being a piece of shit and then it's a whole
different story right but it the more positive you can be but like you said I love that
sorry I do my fucking favorite shit is Larry David I love just talking shit right but going out
and hurting someone's feelings versus just fucking
around is a different thing right so like when you're saying like your fan base is so
positive is just because that's like I preach that shit but do you block people who are
negative and shit oh instantly oh okay oh man I'm I don't have the time for it right yeah
that and mostly it's like what are you going through right now mm you're going through
something right now sometimes I'll talk to them I have a lot of people that talk shit to me
and at the end they're like all right my bad you're right because it's like yo this I would say
if this is a movie are you the bad guy are you Kobe guy and fucking well why are you the good
guy because I'm not being a piece of shit and I was just in mind in my own business right yeah you know
unprovoked pieces of shit I can't lie though like some of my favorite YouTubers are the ones who are just
like talking shit you know the people who I love shit talk they got no skin in the game they're just
an anonymous motherfucker in Idaho or whatever you know they they do not expose in their face or sometimes
they are but they don't really you know they're not in a situation where they have to deal with the
consequences because rap music just to speak about my sort of niche you know you got infinity
people who will not say how they feel because they want to get an opportunity down the road.
You know, like when I am honest about how I feel about Kanye and I say he is being an asshole
and, you know, this is this is fucked up.
What he's doing right now is fucked up.
I mean, I know that I'm kind of closing a door on potential things where if I were to just
revere Kanye all the time and ignore the things that I think that he's doing are fucked up,
that would be probably good for my career overall.
So I love anyone on YouTube and shit who just has.
the balls to just shit on somebody, not to empower your haters or anything like that.
If you, I don't know if you have it.
No, rightfully so?
Yeah.
I love that shit.
I love people talking shit when it's justified.
Right.
For sure.
I love, like I said, Larry David, I love all that shit.
I love sarcasm.
But when it comes to, like, just being a nice person in public, yeah, I'm not going to be a piece of
shit.
You ever had somebody talked shit to a person?
Fuck, no.
Never.
Never.
I'm not enticing the shit.
But we're all the motherfuckers that say you're going to catch me somewhere.
I'm not enticing it once again
I'm a very nice person
And that's why I always get like
Me?
I'm what?
You're not worried about that?
No
I don't do nothing
I've never burned nobody
You never ran into beef throughout all this shit
You never have like a beef?
Oh I've had a lot of people just start
Being rude yeah
On YouTube
You ever have like a good solid back and forth
The fans are invested in?
I have I have words
But it's always like
At the end I go
What did I do?
Why don't I waste my time on this?
Really?
What the fuck am I doing here?
You stay away from it for the most part now?
It's more of like, you didn't make me any money.
You're not fucking my shit up.
Why do I care about you being a dick?
Right.
Yeah, that's what it is.
Do you have a Patreon?
No, I tried it for like a month, and I went,
this is too much to keep up with, and I'm out.
Really?
Yeah.
But do your videos ever get taken down?
Yeah.
Feels like that's why it would be good for the hardcore fans
to be able to see the shit that YouTube removes.
I have a dopeazola.com.
I put everything up there.
Okay.
Yeah, that's, I just always feel weird like,
yo, remember that shit you saw for free?
Give me a dollar.
You know what I mean?
I always felt weird like,
you already saw this.
Right.
Yeah, but I just don't have enough time
to make more, people always ask,
why didn't you do more Patreon shit?
I just, I'm just busy.
You just got rid of it?
Yeah, I just shut it down.
I was over it, man.
Patreon.com slash no jumper.
And that's what you guys do what?
We interview OnlyFans girls
and porn stars.
Oh, because you can do whatever you want.
They get naked.
They fucking eat each other out and shit.
It's crazy.
Like Playboy TV?
Remember that shit when we were kids?
My homey had that channel was insane.
It's kind of like that.
But wait, right here?
A lot of times on the couch is.
Okay, cool.
We had a girl squirt on the ground, on a towel.
Okay, on the towel.
All right, I fucked with that.
Yeah, she squirted it on the ground.
I was like, oh, damn, this was over here on the casting couch.
I've filmed.
I've filmed a lot of porn on those couches.
Maybe not a lot, but, you know.
No, we clean it all the time.
This fool's laid the fuck out.
I mean, I'm talking about like, you know, over a year ago and it's been clean probably
100 times since then.
You'll be all right.
You'll be all right, man.
Your track suit's good.
Well, that's cool, man.
Fucking Patreon.
You can do whatever you want.
Well, but, you know, it's weird, too, because even on Patreon, on Patreon, we can show nudity.
We can't show masturbation or sex.
So then we also have onlyfans.com
slash no jumper where we include the full.
Smart.
Now usually nobody's like having sex or anything,
but like for example,
Crip Mac ate like some like rice and chicken and cheese type dish
out of this girl's ass.
Where you're sitting actually?
It's disgusting.
Right here.
You got a weak stomach?
I just imagine somebody eating food ass.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
He poured the food all over this girl's ass.
I paid her $300.
to do this. Oh, on her. That's fine. And then it took a while
that's fine for her to clean her ass off after. Yeah, you're running a
wild ass show out here, man. I'm an entrepreneur.
I can't say it's a bad idea. Yeah, all you do was merge
some other shit you can't show on this fucking platform. But then we also have, as long as I'm just
doing an infomercial about what I have going on, we also have only plug
talk.com, which is that's the one where we interview a different porn star every
week and then we have sex with them afterwards.
Stop me and my girl. That's our joint business. That's totally separate from no jumper.
Shut the fuck up. Yeah. Hold on. Is it like a thing like, yo, you know after we're going to bang, right?
Oh, they know, yeah. Are you fucking kidding me? Yeah. You remember I was like, man, sometimes I looked up to my home. He was like 250K. I just look up to that. Thank you. That's amazing. So, uh, that's fucking awesome. What's your boner game like? You out here fucking? Are you, you've been a relationship for a long time?
Oh, me and my fiancee have been together for 10 years.
10 years?
Yeah.
And you're 32, so you got in a relationship at 22.
I mean, she likes girls and shit, too, so it's fine.
You guys get freaky.
She, I mean, we don't want to talk about it too much, but yeah.
No, I'm not like upset or anything.
Really?
Yeah, she dated chicks before she dated me.
Really?
So I got very lucky.
So how's that, goes?
She just gets, like, a hunger?
She gets a hunger at a time?
Honestly, do.
She's like, babe, it's been three months.
What it is is we're both like,
I don't know if you fuck with Seinfeld, but
I do.
We're very scary Seinfeld.
Like, oh, this girl's cool.
Like, yeah, maybe we should chill.
Oh, this bitch is littered.
Get this bitch away from me.
Or to pull some little thing.
I'm like, oh, it's so insignificant.
I'll look at her.
She's like, all right, man.
See, I was thinking that earlier.
I was thinking, I was thinking,
you seem like the type of dude that would fuck a bitch who litters.
Hell no.
No?
Be gone with that bullshit.
Hell no.
Wow, okay.
I just, there's certain things I'm like, oh, why do you do that for?
Really?
But that's what sucks when you are a civilian and you're trying to like figure out threesomes with you and your girl is that then your girl will start being like way more picky than you are.
But you don't want to totally like reveal to your girl that like, oh, I'm a piece of shit.
I'll fuck anything.
So you're like, you're trying not to like let on that like you will literally fuck anything that moves.
Because like my girl's like so much more
She she would be so much more picky
When we were just doing that without filming it
You know? For me
For me I'd be like let's go
She's down let's do it
I think it's really funny you said that
It's pretty damn true
Just keeping it real man
You know you'm saying
There's a real shit I ever heard
And yes it's true
I believe in equality
Yeah I always feel like
Hey this girl's a bitch at all
I'll tell this girl to get the fuck out of here
Because it's always a weird thing
because it's like, hey, you're just someone's daughter.
Remember that shit.
This is my fiancee.
Right.
There's been situations where it's like, hey, man, this is not a relationship.
What are you doing?
Oh, where a girl started to get a two touchy, feel they are like in love?
Not to the max, but like where I got the vibe and she got the vibe.
I'm like, oh.
Let's just not do this.
We had that one time where there was this fucking Asian girl that we were banging.
and the girl just like at one point started texting my girl like
shit that she wouldn't say in front of me like kind of like oh like you know like
me and you should hang out soon without Adam like I would really like to you know she's trying
like really like take her from me I'm like what the fuck is going on I didn't realize that power
move yeah I know really she's like really confident she's very I don't think it was going to
work but props to her for trying let's live she's down yeah she's cool she's trying to take me
of the game
Yo, could you imagine?
I don't even know if I'd be that sad.
Like, fuck, man.
I guess.
Fuck.
Kind of lit.
Yeah, I'll say, it's not that.
Like, it's not like you got dumped for real.
Yeah, no, if it had worked, I'd probably be telling the story in a totally different way.
I'd be bummed.
Yeah, for sure.
For a little bit.
Right.
So when did you decide to do the podcast?
2019, I was doing all the story times.
And at the end of one of them, I was just bounting off high as fog.
I'm like, you know what?
You guys sit here.
I could do three hours of this shit.
What if I did a podcast?
Let me know in the comments and everybody was like yeah let's do it and Marty
My producer you met and have you been homies with him forever or when did he come into the picture dude
2019 okay even following me since 2013 never hit me up like yo I film I produce because you don't
How many fucking people do that shit? Oh yeah how many times you get that DM? Oh I produce I do this
Okay, sick but he's not here today he never did so he doesn't support you get any here
No, Marty's got the three kids and shit. Oh yeah he's like he's like
like a actual human. He's a real dad.
Okay. Yeah, he's a real, he's a good dad.
But how did he get in such a you? So, look,
that's the reason I brought it up, like, everybody produces,
he's been following me for that long and never, like, hit me
up to do shit until he saw the video
where I said, I would like to do a podcast. Right.
2019, he hit me up.
And Marty's, like, the media manager for Rogan,
Theo Vaughn, and, like, a bunch of big comedians.
Media manager? He, like, runs all their tours,
lines all their shit up, runs their socials.
Oh, wow. So Marty does, he, like,
fighter and the kid, Marty's the, he's the,
He started all that with them.
Oh, wow.
Yeah, Marty's been in the shit for like a decade.
My Brennan Shub interview came out today.
You were on there?
No, I interviewed him.
Oh, he was here.
Yeah.
Oh, good shit.
Yeah.
He actually just stopped working with them like three months ago because we got too
fucking busy, man.
Oh, really?
So I think he just does Rogans and, you know, Ryan Sickler's and shit, and that's it.
Wow.
He dropped all, because we started getting so busy, he goes, let's just run with our podcast, man.
But Marty doesn't have enough power to get you on Rogan?
Oh, no, we talked to him about it.
Yeah.
Yeah, we talked to him about it.
It might happen?
We'll see.
Interesting.
I always tell him, like, it's your employer.
Let's not just go, hey, by the way, you know, we should be on your.
I'm like, yo, let's check out our shit.
If you see it, you like it, hit us up.
It's like, got a Drake feature.
Yeah, it's like, if you want it, we're here.
Let us know.
It's the podcast equivalent of a Drake feature.
You just sort of get that, like, supercharged, like, validity of like, oh, I'm on Rogan,
so I could be on anywhere.
It's like saying I went on Carson for a comedian.
Right.
It's like, you know, I want on Rogan, no matter what you do.
Right.
Yeah.
but it's like for here like yeah I went on no jumper like oh shit as a as an artist that's a big
fucking thing I do have a lot of people come in where it's like very obvious like the gravity
of it like oh my like I actually made it like this was a thing for me that I've been thinking about
for a long time yeah it's a big it's a big thing dude so yeah Marty he me and him is just
just chill like yeah if he hits us up we're not gonna force it we'll hit him up every what we do
is like send him his analytics every couple five months hey man we just whenever you want
do we'll be in Texas.
But anyway, he
hit me up and says, hey, I can help you with that.
And then we thought, let's start off
with editing. And that's when my YouTube just started
because Marty is the fucking
badass editor. And he edits all my
crazy 120 macro
fucking Apple commercial weed
shit, basically. So I have a lot of
reviews. If you're watching the air reviews, they're so fucking
high death. It's insane.
It's hard to watch things on your channel
because I was watching on my TV last night.
Every single video I clicked was age of
So I couldn't watch it on my TV because it said you have to log in on your main account and I was trying to Google what the fuck that even means
So annoying dude. It's fucking annoying.
Almost 99% of my shit's age restricted. Wow
But yeah, like I said, took a year to find that warehouse. So we're just planning this podcast planning it out and actually the day your episode came out was our year
anniversary of the show. Yeah. So we've been doing it solidly every week for a year. Who felt like the biggest deals that you got on there?
The people that you were just like, I cannot believe him, actually.
Probably Stevo was one of them, right?
Steve was super cool.
Yeah, he was very, very awesome.
He was a super cool guy.
I had Chong on my story time before.
I saw that too, yeah.
Yeah, I had him on my story time like a year or two ago.
That was awesome, but having him on the show.
Right.
The only bad thing is his producer kept doing this behind him.
But it was like over an hour, right?
Yeah, he was going to stay for fucking hours.
I've chill with him before, and every time's like, all right, I guess we're going to go.
Was he smoking?
Fuck yeah
Really
bro he is fucking awesome
Okay
He's just one of those people
You gotta meet one time
He's like he's like old fucking
Full of wisdom old smoking
He's just a cartoon character
I did this weird like mini
Interview with him back in the day
This company was like
Would you do this like interview with Tommy Chong
And like you know we're just gonna like
Edit it down and turn it into this like
Slick little four minute video
And actually went viral and got like
Three Million views or something shit
But he was like
I don't know.
He was just fried.
Really?
He just was like so high.
It was like, I don't know, probably four years ago.
But I just remember like I was asking him questions and he was giving me like the most spaced out answers that I could ever imagine.
And I was just like, holy fuck, this dude is on one.
He's got really bad cancers.
So it's probably he was probably fuck because I did meet him one time and he was he was, he was.
seemed a little out of it, but I think maybe
because, like, the Medicines he was on or something.
Yeah, I think that's what it probably
was, man, because when I meet him, that motherfucker's
on and crack. We always
do 45 minutes before the camera rolls.
Every time. The shit that we kind of cut
out, because he's from a different era. Don't you
kind of hate that? I don't want to get him canceled and shit.
Doing 45 minutes before the interview of just talking.
I do it so much, too.
Sometimes I want to be sitting here when they get there.
Like, when it's somebody who's like a really
good conversationalist,
it's like, just get in here.
Because, and that's actually kind of why we have the vlogger, we have Trevor follow the guest stand with the camera so we can sort of capture anything that happens on the way in, you know?
I totally agree, man.
Some people just have a fucking inner monologue going at all times that you can just catch on camera.
Yeah, but with him, I think that might have been it because he was fucking great.
We talked for so damn long.
He's a, he's a cool dude, but honestly, I think just being there for me is the biggest thing.
Right.
I think just being there and going, hey, this is the fucking show.
And knowing that all these people are just fucking waiting on it, super still.
Like I said, everybody's positive.
I am hyped to be in the premiere every Monday.
Like, I'm there typing back every fucking Monday.
Oh, you premiere it all.
Every time, because it's live chat.
We're talking.
I'm like, all right, this next part, get ready for this bullshit.
How many live viewers you got while you're premiering it?
It depends on who it is.
We've had like 8, 10,000.
It was the most.
Nice.
you know on the on the on the channel but we're gonna start premiering our shit dude do it just hop in we got
steva to do it now he does it every time fuck and dude people you know like hype people are dm you
thank you so much for fucking making him do this he did he hit me back today right it's making people's
fucking days man just by going thank you for watching right thanks for being here like just
it's just that much more that's dope yeah it's that much more interactive i feel so you are
actually making money off the podcast because you're doing podcasts and shit and then also that channel's
monetized, I'm assuming?
Yes, it's monetized.
Wow.
That's nice.
The first time YouTube ever get, I never got a plaque, so Marty made me a plaque.
Right.
And as he was making it at the store, they deleted my fucking YouTube.
I told you at 9.95.
Holy shit.
And I got it back like a month later.
Oh, okay.
But like, what are the odds?
I'm like, I'm calling you because I got deleted right now.
Oh my God.
What the fucking odds?
I remember his face just dropped.
Oh.
But yeah. Oh, yeah, back to that.
That's how I met Marty.
Sorry.
A long-ass friend.
That's how I met him.
He's like, yo, let's do a podcast.
I can help.
Right.
Yeah, but like through the sponsor, like we got Miller Light finally.
What the hell is that?
How you got Miller Light sponsors?
Bro.
They asked us like, yo, you want to be our like our 2022 brand ambassadors?
I go, uh, what the fuck did you just say?
Right.
Sign it.
And I don't know.
Our ad guy's monster.
Right.
And he got that.
So we just got on a call with them a couple days ago.
And I told him basically like, yo, I want to be plastered in Miller Light.
I want to be able to do these ad reads like, uh,
Wayne's World fucking Garth.
Like, people sell their soul, and he's all
fucking decked out and fucking brands.
That's how into Miller Light you are.
Well, for these motherfuckers paying us like this
for only having to do one ad read a month?
I really want to come through for them.
I want them to go, who the fuck did we sign?
It's an impressive amount of money?
I think it is.
Nice.
Yeah, it's like, I think it is.
Just for 12 minutes of my life for one year.
Right.
that's part of being a YouTuber
every time you watch somebody do a brand deal
you just think how much do they get paid for this
and should I be jealous or not
like you think is this like
or is this
I think it's cool
nice yeah I think it's pretty cool
but yeah we have a
like Rogan's company on it
so we're thinking like yo we'll go on your show
we'll go vlog the on it
fucking university
you're sponsored by Onet
yeah really and at first
Avery was like I know a lot of you were saying
how is this fucking fat guy
sponsored by on it and then
we started trying to work out
not enough alpha brain
yo you're not taking the alpha brain
it actually works are you taking alpha brain it actually works yeah
it works they have a little shots now
those are more those are easier to fuck with right
but yeah no um that's the podcast man we
we sit there and just that's what we get to uh age
of tricks a lot because i i will sit there and talk about
times i almost got killed or times i almost
this or that right i think that's why but you never have that
happen on the podcast?
Yeah, it happens on the podcast.
Oh, it happens on that.
A lot.
All December was everything I restricted.
Really?
Yeah.
Wow.
That's a whole month.
Damn.
Yeah, it's some bullshit, man.
Painful.
Yeah, but trying to ease back, not talk about so much fucked up shit within 10 minutes.
Just give it a little break.
Oh, what?
Just jam pack all the bad shit at the end?
Yeah, I'll be explicit toward the end, man.
That's what I'm trying to do.
Like, I'm trying to, oh, the teacher's not looking.
All right, hey, fuck.
You know what I'm saying?
do something like...
Do be like that.
We're trying, man.
Who's your dream guess?
Adam Sandler.
Oh, same.
That was so legendary.
I'm from like 10 minutes away from where he's from in New Hampshire.
So when you said, I'm like, whoa, shit.
He's a hometown hero.
He was.
He was like the local legend when we were kids because he's like with one of the only famous people,
basically the only famous person that we could look at from where we were from.
And one of the most famous people on planet.
Yeah.
And in the 90s, 2000s.
I mean, that's one of the people that just not was fucking awesome at all times.
I would have never thought that I would be looking at Adam Sandler as such a legend
when I'm almost 40 years old.
You know, like most people kind of fall off at some point,
but he's just somehow managed to make more money.
Maintain this crazy level of relevance, you know?
I think because he's fucking chill and everybody's like,
yo, I want you to win.
He just does exactly what he wants, you know.
Yeah, that feels awesome.
Right.
Whenever you, you genuine, like, good for you.
And I think that you had a good thing going.
Right.
I think when your fan base is good shit.
it. Right. That's when you win.
I think you just got to be yourself.
And if you're fake nice,
people see through that shit, you can't hold
that shit through a podcast. You can't be fake
nice every episode. You have to genuinely
be yourself and that's how people fuck up
and they shouldn't have made a podcast. Podcast
is weird because it is kind of like the ultimate
litmus test. I was watching this little like mini
documentary about Joe Rogan the other
day. They were just saying that.
Like before Joe Rogan,
where did you really see
somebody just sitting down and
having like a full in-depth conversation on camera where you actually felt like you got to know that
person and while the person who made this little documentary thing they're editing in like screenshots
of all these different interviews that I remember seeing rogan do throughout my life that were just
like insanely in-depth and really like open my mind a shit low because I was stuck in the bmx game
for a long time I started doing the website in 2006 and like up until like 2012 you know I was
basically only doing BMX shit and I was really really like stuck in that world you know like
didn't really see a way of or didn't have my mind expanded enough to see like doing anything
outside of that world and it was honestly listening to people like Joe Rogan where I really
started to like get a grasp on like what it would be like to do content with people outside of
the BMX world because up to that point it was only BMX and then rappers was like I was just
listen to rap and ride vmx and that was like the only two things in my life that i paid attention to
i think so that's why i take it a little personal when everybody's trying to cancel my boy joe rogan
even if i don't listen to his content all the time these days he's just like the biggest influence on me
content wise 90 years old in my and inside i don't fucking watch the news i don't watch youtube other than
fights and now there's no fights left i used to watch world star fight comp every fucking that's
that's all i watch bro that's all i ever watch anything except fight combe
Norm MacDonald compilations a lot.
Okay.
I watch fucking,
I watch a lot of comedian shit,
and that's it, man.
At some point,
I started to feel like I needed
to get educated about,
like, the outside world
to be a better podcaster, you know?
You know, I don't play online games.
I just had a Franklin from GTA,
Sean Fontino on the show, right?
Okay.
He's a real person.
He's fucking awesome.
I met him a long, long time ago.
Right.
I don't play online games.
I didn't know GTA released another thing
called contracts.
The contract is a new,
expansion of GTA.
Okay.
And he brought it up and I didn't know it.
In a like old
gangster funny way like shunned me like
motherfucker. You don't know
my new shit? And I went
Hey man I got to start fucking
reading. Right. I got to start like you just
said to be a better podcast. You're going to open up your
brain. I think I do.
Because after that last week
I went, what am I doing here?
Yeah. I kind of just like feel like it's my duty
to try to get as educated about as many
things as possible so I can be kind of equipped
if it ever comes up.
So Joe Rogan shit, like, you know monkeys are very strong and their thyroid muscle.
That motherfucker knows so much.
See, that is one thing that is fucking weird for me when I'm watching his shit is he will bring up a fact like that.
And I'll be like, how did you remember that?
He doesn't get fucked up like this, I think.
Yeah, he is a pussy when it comes to weed.
I'm pretty sure.
He smokes weed.
He does, but I'm pretty sure.
Exactly.
Because I remember seeing him go on the fucking hot box, which you're doing that this week, right?
Yeah, the Thursday.
That's how you tweeted that.
Yeah, yeah.
But I saw him on that, and Joe Rogan was way too high, dude.
Like, he was stuck.
He did not look comfortable.
And that moment, because, like, when you're in that fucking hot box,
that's, like, four fucking people smoking at the same time.
So you're smoking, and then you're also breathing in B-reels, weed.
And they have fucking, like, basically, like, curtains over the windows.
So it's like, you're getting stupid hot.
I remember watching that and just being like, bro, Rogan is fucked up.
I saw him talk about going on.
He was saying, I don't think I've been that high before.
No, yeah.
And in that moment, I was just like, oh, shit, he's in a little too deep here.
Or the other time that I kind of thought that, too, was when I was watching one and he was
talking to some rapper or something.
And the rapper said something about, like, oh, and, like, you know, I had like 10 pounds
of weeds.
And Joe, Joe was just like, wow, 10 pounds of wheat.
What does that even look like?
And I was just like, oh, that's crazy.
That is crazy.
Joe Rogan might not have, like, been around, like, serious.
some amounts of weed.
He's just kind of, because he's been a fucking famous
famous guy all these years.
And he's kind of in his own bubble.
It's refreshing to me though.
Like everybody I know, like, is a 20 pack?
Like, it is a 20 pack. Good job.
It's like, yeah, what is? Because like
I said, my videographer is fucking Russian.
Right. And we were filming, this is, we were
filming the other day. I'm like, wait a second,
these gangbangers are staring at me. I'm just waiting for them to stop
staring at me. And then we'll film.
He goes, do you want me to film them? I go, bro,
put your fucking camera down. He was ready to
start zooming in on these guys' faces staring at us.
Right.
And there's the fucking barrier of like, wow.
Right.
You really don't know.
So, like, hearing Rogan like, 10 pounds.
Like, motherfucker, it's this 10 times.
Yeah.
About right there.
Yeah.
But it's crazy because he's so famous that why would he know a 10 pack?
I just like, I'm surprised that at some point in his life he wasn't at some fucking
grower's house that had 10 pounds out or something, you know?
Like, doesn't that just seem like something that Joe Rogan would live through is like
it's probably had every fucking weed dispensary.
in California offer like come through
we'll give you all this weed blah blah blah
wouldn't you think that he would just at some point be around
that but I mean or maybe he's such a good interviewer
he's like I know what that is what would that be
what would that look like so for my audience at home
maybe he's like asking questions just to
fucking entice a conversation because
he's got to see 10 pounds you're right
but that's like a thing with Joe Rogan like when
I really pay attention to his interviewing style
is that especially when he like is interviewing a comedian
they start doing this like
weird little thing where they just start like bouncing little like comedic ideas off each other
back and forth. It's like almost like they're trying to, they're trying to find a good joke.
They're like trying to like find like what.
Yeah, like what is the funny thing that we're going to do here? But it's kind of like they're
just sort of bouncing the ball back and forth. And I'm just when I see that, I'm like,
that is like some real comedian shit. And it's way different than the way that I interview.
Because one thing I've realized about myself is that I tend to be super literal. Like I just ask like a
factual question.
I say, like, so what about this?
Boom, bam, bough.
Just, like, lay it out there.
And, like, sometimes I love that when I'm watching my shit.
And I, like, yeah, you said, oh, you're boner game pretty tight.
You said that earlier.
So, yeah, you're pretty fucking direct.
No, you know what?
You know what I was actually impressed myself?
I was watching that Brennan Schaubb one.
I just, for some reason, clicked on the clip that said,
Brendan Schaub on Jake Paul calling out Dana White.
And I just said, so what about Jake Paul calling out Dana White?
What do you think about that?
Right now?
Like, I just said it.
such a matter-of-fact way, but that is one of the things I've learned as a podcast
over the years is like, you got the question, you don't need to add any, like, extra fluff
to the question.
Just lay it out there.
Yeah.
If you're not friends with them, that's a brave thing to do.
So that's awesome that you can do that now.
But it's also, it's not really, like, that brave because it's kind of like, I know he does.
I've seen motherfuckers walk out of here from questions you've asked before.
I'm like, damn.
Only girls, though.
Why only girls?
It wasn't like girls as well.
But I've seen that like, whoa, is it that big?
Because I don't know anything.
Right.
So I'm like, is that a bad thing to ask this girl?
The fuck.
So I don't really.
You ever interview the girl?
Yeah, yeah.
Like one?
We've only, we've two.
Two.
Yeah, we've had like.
More than one.
No, three.
We had like 25, 30 guests probably.
Right.
So far.
I remember when I, like, I had done like 100 interviews and somebody was like,
dude, you interviewed like one girl.
Like, you're a fucking sexist.
I was like, oh, shit.
How about that?
I didn't know that I had a fucking diversity requirement here.
Yeah, I don't.
It's never, the first girl we interviewed was a Jessamee Paluso.
She's a comedian.
Funny as fuck, the most vulgar person I've ever met in my life,
and it was hilarious and funniest shit.
And we had another comedian on where she was super,
I knew I was up for some shit because I'm mad ignorant.
Okay.
I'm mad ignorant.
I say stupid shit because I know.
I like to say some ignorant shit to people to see if they're going to get offended.
I go, I don't want to hang out with you.
It's a little test.
You know what I'm saying?
Interesting.
And this lady is very political.
Like she has a political talk show and she's a comedian.
And we did fine.
I remember thinking like, oh, was that too much?
But did you feel like?
She was good.
She was cool.
She would shun me.
You were in too deep.
Like you didn't really know how to.
No, anything I could talk about.
When I talk to people who are like really like politically intelligent, even though I do listen
to a lot of like podcasts and stay up in the news and shit like that, it still feels
like that's when I'm kind of like, oh, shit.
I'm like a little bit out of my depths here.
whereas I can talk about rap all fucking day, you know?
I kind of like it if I don't know what the fuck they're talking about
because I ask a question.
If you can't explain that shit to me,
do you even know what the fuck you're talking about?
But that's also very relatable as a podcaster
as somebody who's just willing to ask questions
because the truth is that the average person
probably also like watches the news
and feels kind of confused like, oh fuck,
like I don't really understand this whole Afghanistan thing, you know?
Yeah, for sure.
I asked her straight up like, so what the fuck does this mean?
Can you like, because I'll ask, fuck it.
I asked Dr.
We had Dr. Drew on.
Saw that.
I was just asking them fucking questions.
Like, I've never been to a doctor.
Do I have herpes?
Oh, shit.
Some shit like that.
Look, what is this?
Dude, only fans dope as usual, maybe.
Right.
But nah, man.
That's how I felt like, let me just ask.
That's the only time I've ever been direct was asking Dr. Drew, like, so what about this shit?
Really?
Yeah.
You show him like a boil on your leg or something?
No, just asking him about.
He's like a therapist.
I'm like, so my childhood sucked dick.
I'm not a weird.
Am I just an anomaly?
Because I don't give a fuck that my mom sucked.
Right.
I don't give a fuck.
That I'm hungry.
You kind of feel like you should give a fuck?
Like you're supposed to be traumatized by these things?
I guess.
And you don't feel that way?
Fuck, no.
I was raised like the cable guy.
Like, you'll watch this shit.
I'm like, oh, I will.
Don't worry.
Okay.
I'll watch Habi Moore 60 times again.
If you do enough therapy, they'll convince you that you have trauma that you need to work on.
Yeah.
But you smoke too much weed is to make up for something.
Uh-huh.
It's not that.
That's definitely what they're going to go with.
Right? They'll be fine. I don't know what it is.
But I smoke a lot of weed. That's definitely what it was.
You're like, Tupac. You're the rose that grew from the concrete.
I'm down with that.
I'm going to cry.
Dr. Drew was super. I've never talked to anybody that had any type of education like that.
So it's kind of refreshing to hear that shit.
You know what I'm saying?
You could level up as a human being through the podcast, you know?
Like when I look back on the kind of questions I asked in my early interviews, I'm like,
Oh, shit.
I knew way less about everything back then.
Six years ago, Jesus Christ.
I don't know a lot more now.
Yeah, I don't know.
Shit.
But that's what you do.
You just get people who are experts in things that you're interested in,
have them on the podcast.
And because when you think about that,
that's what's dope by having a podcast is that if you wanted to talk to Dr. Drew for an hour,
I mean, what's his hourly rate for fucking personal consultation?
It's probably like thousands of dollars.
if he even does that.
And when you have like a podcast with a platform,
you can get somebody like him to talk to you
and tell you all the shit that he knows, theoretically,
because it's like an exchange.
Like you're giving him a platform.
You're like exposing him to more people,
even though you kind of wonder if Dr. Drew really needs that
at this point in his life.
Yeah.
Yeah.
No, he's crushing.
Have you ever seen that man in person?
No.
He's fucking buff.
Is he?
He's like,
he's a little fucking Hugh Jackman.
Like, what the, I didn't expect that.
Maybe he's on some.
test. From older men, man.
He's got the growth hormone. He knows about all this
shit. He knows it's safe. He might. He knows
exactly what's going on. I asked him about COVID.
Like, you know what's up of the shot?
What the fuck? Because I didn't know what's going on. I'm like, you
vaccinated? That's what I asked me. Are you?
You asked me right now? Yeah. No.
God damn. Why'd we let him in here? No, I'm not.
We should have kept him in a bubble.
It was a good movie. Ever seen Boy in the Plaza Bubble, John
Gibalto? No.
Damn. We're zero for three here.
It's five.
One was Ferngully.
It did come out in the same.
Ferngley. Demolet.
Demolition, man. These are all movies I need to put on the list.
They're all great.
Wesley Snipes versus fucking Sylvester Stallone in the future.
Right.
Oh, yeah.
Taco Bell is the only restaurant left on Earth.
I watch like a couple of movies every year.
Oh, you don't watch movies and shit?
Yeah, just not much.
See, that's my shit.
I'm almost done in Money Heist right now.
I don't know what that is.
Netflix.
It's a Spanish show, like from Spain.
It's pretty sick.
Anyway, I got to eat half a sandwich before we did the No Jumper show,
which we do every Tuesday at 6 p.m.
If anybody wants to tune in.
Yola.
What's up?
Nice talking to you, my friend.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Thanks for having me.
No doubt.
I'm fucking high.
How long we've been talking?
Hour and a half.
Okay.
Tell me where, tell the people where to go if they want to support you.
Just go to Dope as Yola on YouTube.
Go to Dope as usual podcast on YouTube or Spotify, Apple, whatever you want to do.
The Adventures of Yola on YouTube.
Other than that, dude, my Instagram gets deleted so much.
my Snapchat. I don't know what's going to be
alive by the time this
comes out. So we'll just say that.
Let's just say YouTube. Yeah. Or doopazillo.com.
It's the easiest thing you do.
We, new show every Monday at 3 o'clock.
You should just have a section on your website
that is just your social media.
It is. We have one. So that they can tune in
when it gets deleted. Okay. That's good. Every time.
Every time, dude. So if we just get
played so much, I might as well. These motherfuckers.
Yeah. We'll fucking find a way
to get rich another way. These haters.
All right. Appreciate you, man.
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