No Jumper - The Gianna Dior Interview: Winning Performer of The Year, Why She’s Mean to Dudes & More
Episode Date: June 16, 2022Gianna started to get into adult content out of boredom until she won performer of the year! ----- 00:00 Intro 3:21 If Gianna had to choose between Adam and House Phone 7:45 Gianna has no sugar daddy ...she doesn't wanna be bothered 8:55 Gianna treats dudes like they treat girls 11:11 Gianna has won the award for performer of the year, she also writes and produces adult content 12:25 Gianna was in school for forensic psychology and realized it would take her forever to get a job in that field so she hopped on Tinder 15:17 Gianna got sent to Illinois for being active in high school, got right back on Tinder + Now she’s banned though coz people use her name to catfish 16:30 Gianna says keeping track of your conquests is a weird thing to do 19:37 Gianna offers to share her vape w House Phone he cleans it and asks if she has done any scene today 21:21 Gianna says getting the fun S___ are like a reward 29:15 Gianna dumped a dude over text for being too nice, says she didn’t like his vibe 33:25 Her type is “gangsta white boy” 37:27 Gianna has a 15 min rule on set for guys to get ready or she bounces 40:19 Gianna loves what she does, that's how she expresses herself 44:35 A day in the life of Gianna 45:25 Gianna always showers after any scene, needs to get rid of the smell 51:42 Gianna doesn’t understand the hype around Jack Harlow, she likes Pete Davidson ----- Shout to our Partners at Gamer Supps! ORDER YOUR FREE SAMPLE TODAY with our Promo Code NoJumper https://youtu.be/UUwcj1YC-NE Gamer Supps offers esports athletes, gamers, and podcasters the most effective and healthy energy choice to help them perform at the highest potential especially during their most crucial moments. Try it today 100% Free with our Promo Code NoJumper https://gamersupps.gg/ ----- NO JUMPER PATREON http://www.patreon.com/nojumper CHECK OUT OUR NEW SPOTIFY PLAYLIST https://open.spotify.com/playlist/5te... FOLLOW US ON SNAPCHAT FOR THE LATEST NEWS & UPDATES https://www.snapchat.com/discover/No_... CHECK OUT OUR ONLINE STORE!!! http://www.nojumper.com/ SUBSCRIBE for new interviews (and more) weekly: http://bit.ly/nastymondayz Follow us on SPOTIFY: https://open.spotify.com/show/4ENxb4B... iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/n... Follow us on Social Media: https://www.snapchat.com/discover/No_... http://www.twitter.com/nojumper http://www.instagram.com/nojumper https://www.facebook.com/NOJUMPEROFFI... http://www.reddit.com/r/nojumper JOIN THE DISCORD: https://discord.gg/Q3XPfBm Follow Adam22: https://www.tiktok.com/@adam22 http://www.twitter.com/adam22 http://www.instagram.com/adam22 adam22hoe on Snapchat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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No jumper, coolest podcast on the world.
And today we have a very, very good friend of the no jumper world.
I've decided.
Yes.
Gianna Dior is in the building.
And I brought a little house phone with me for backup.
Just so I wouldn't be intimidated.
How are you doing?
You got to get right in that mic.
Exactly.
She's freaked out by the ASMR that is going on in the headphones.
I can hear too much.
I don't like that.
Right.
Ew.
Wait, why would you be intimidated?
She is intimidated because she feels weird about showing her voice to the world.
She's intimidated or you're intimidated?
I'm not intimidated.
I think she's a little intimidated.
I'm intimidated by the microphone for sure.
Really?
I was going to say, haven't you guys done the do already?
She's more used to like a boom mic.
Yeah.
Hanging there above what she's doing.
It's different when you're talking right into the mic.
Yeah, I actually can't hear myself like this.
That's cool that you know that, though.
I was going to break it to you on this podcast that me and her have worked together.
I think you texted me that like yesterday.
Oh, did I?
You were like, I already smashed, so.
I don't know why I give you like this surfer voice in my head.
Like, yeah, I already smashed, so.
Right.
How do you feel about that?
Kind of gross.
I mean, I fuck a lot of people.
Not a gold star on your record.
Wow.
No, definitely you're a gold star.
Really?
Yeah.
It was definitely something different.
I'm a high value man.
What a fucking ugly-ass white guy?
I was just more excited to fuck Lennon to be quite honest.
There you go.
Why girls always say that?
Why can I have my moment?
Girls always want to say, oh, I like Lennon more than you.
I mean, at least you get in where you fit in with the Lina thing, you know?
Yeah, yeah.
I mean, I speak for the average size white penis guys, you know?
That's not what Flacco said.
I'm not Johnny Sins out here, bro, I don't know who that is.
You got a thing on him.
He's such a fucking amateur.
Yeah, I'm like, yeah, I know, like, Pinky.
That's it.
Pinky and Brian Pover and then I haven't paid attention to porn since that.
Yeah.
Oh, my God.
Like when he said Gianna, I thought you meant like...
Gianna Michaels.
Yeah.
Mm-hmm.
I was like, damn, you pulling her out of retirement?
You get that mistake a lot?
Not really.
Because it was so long ago.
She wasn't really shoot anymore.
Does she not shoot anymore?
She was so fine back in the day.
Yeah.
Where's she at now?
Y'all should collab because they got the same name.
People always end up having that conversation about any girl who's in the
90s, the early 2000s or whatever.
In the 90s?
It's always like, what happened to her?
Because so many girls just separate from it at a certain point.
and just want nothing to do with it.
Or they just kind of age out of it
where nobody was really trying to see them
once they're like 45 or whatever.
Did porn even exist in the 90s?
Yes.
I didn't exist in the 90s.
When were you born?
97.
Oh, okay.
Most of the 90s.
I kind of existed.
Yeah, yeah.
You were a three on Y2K.
Yeah.
I don't like that.
I'm 93, so I was, yeah.
I was 83.
So I got a nice 10.
Are you joking?
I got a 10 piece on you.
Jesus.
83?
I'm an 83 baby.
What are you?
Damn.
38.
I'm a 38, baby.
Yeah.
I thought you were like...
Only me and you know that got that joke.
I thought you were like 30.
You ever fucking NBA young boy?
No.
Oh.
You thought Adam was 30?
Yeah.
Like right now?
30?
You thought he was 30?
All these grays in my beard?
I don't know.
I'm almost 30.
Yeah, you look like you're 25.
Here's the important question.
If you didn't know us and you walk into a bar,
you see me in how old.
phone on either side of the bar who is the one that you would naturally gravitate towards just based on the looks
probably him every time sorry every time why i don't want to tell you what he just looks more fun
he looks more interesting just at a first glance you like that he's wearing this crazy yeah
illuminati hoodie it might just be the outfit he's in right now but i just like this all the time so
But I've also seen you for like years, so you're just kind of ingrained in my...
This example, you're not supposed to know who I am.
You're just seeing me, just my body.
He came kind of fresh today.
I'm not even going to lie.
The listening biceps.
Yeah, I got the Gucci D3s on.
Whoa, those are crazy, actually.
I saw, I was like, I got to get that.
No, those are fire, actually.
Damn, okay, my boy, you stepping it up out here.
Let's make this about us.
I like your necklace.
I like your necklace.
I had a necklace like that, but I'd,
Lost it.
It's like a friendship bracelet.
Yeah, it's like one of those.
Yeah.
I don't know how those got popular again.
Like celebrities would get like diamond ones and shit.
That's kind of hot to me because I would have a necklace like that when I was at like summer camp in sixth grade.
Yeah.
That's the vibe.
Okay.
Never mind.
I have a friend.
I have a friend.
They made me a necklace.
I'm going to rock this necklace for a couple days, maybe a couple weeks, month.
It definitely looks like I made it.
Why you got necklace?
Where'd you get it?
Hawaii.
Hawaii.
Yeah.
What are you doing out there?
Surfing.
Really?
You're really into that?
I'm not very good, but I'm into it.
That's fine.
I wouldn't say I'm good.
You have a surfing sponsor?
No.
My homie is like the only black professional surfer.
Really?
Yeah.
What's his name?
Is that fact checked?
No.
Not at all.
I just always say that to people.
Because when I think about it, I'm like,
it's probably.
Seems like there would be black dudes who are pro surfers, even though I don't know anything
about surfing.
That's what I'm saying.
I mean, all he had to do was tell me and I was like, wow, congrats, bro.
There were definitely black people surfing in Hawaii.
Might not be pro, though.
Like, he has, like, his own board and shit like that.
Okay.
You sure they weren't just Hawaiian?
Yeah.
I don't think they were Hawaiian.
It's hard to say.
What other hobbies do you dabble?
You're a swag surfer.
How good are you?
not great
I'm not like
professional
how long are you standing up on the board for
I can ride a wave
I can ride a wave
I just
I'm not great
I just try surfing for the first time
and riding the wave alone
is a fucking thing
I feel like standing up is the thing
just standing up yeah
so when you actually see
and you're thinking about
what it must be like
to be a dude who's just fucking
whipping up and down on that shit
and just going crazy
it's like that is insane
how the fuck that is insane
Fuck can you do that?
My thing is I don't fully stand up.
It's better if you, like, stay crouched down.
And then you can, like, go faster.
Interesting.
You can, like, maneuver through the wave and shit like that?
Yeah.
Okay.
Wow.
I'm not athletic at all, so I wouldn't know.
Who got you into surfing?
Let's make this a surfer interview.
Fucking COVID.
I got bored, and I was like, okay, I live very close to Malibu at the time.
Don't.
So I was just like.
Don't docks yourself.
Yeah.
That's pretty general.
Close to.
Malibu. It's like many millions of people who live there anymore. I'm just like scared. I got a
weird DM earlier today and I'm like damn I need to move now. Oh like they knew where you
lived maybe he's getting famous yeah I know got to stop giving your address out on the podcast
on the podcast I'm pretty sure you've done that before why would I have why would I've done that you're insane
yeah maybe like five years ago I might have done that just being an idiot so you just go to Hawaii now
and you're just like I'll just go surfing wherever I'll let the
The world guide me.
I'll go do whatever the fucking.
Really?
Wherever you blow the wind.
So, like, I'm not going to put you in this box, but sometimes you see girls, hot chicks
on Instagram, and you see them, and they're in France, they're in Italy, they're in London,
they're in London, whatever the fuck.
And you're just like, I believe that you could pay for this, maybe, from your only fan's money,
but sometimes you're wondering, like, is there a rich dude who's funding these adventures?
For the most part, I think there is.
For me, there's not.
There's no sugar debt.
No.
You don't need that.
Why not?
Yeah, I just don't need it.
I just can't be bothered.
Really?
I respect that.
That is kind of the vibe that I get from you is that you are kind of bitchy and you probably wouldn't.
She's kind of bitchy?
No, but I couldn't see her being fake nice to a rich guy for a while just to get the bag.
Yeah.
I'm unable to be fake nice.
Right.
Like I can't do it.
I kind of pick up on that vibe a little bit.
What are you guys trying to say?
I just don't see you being.
able to be the type of chick because I always think it's insane when I see girls who are like on trips
with these douchebag 57 year old guys who can't get hard and they're just hanging out all day every
day just being nice to them just so they can get purses and money and shit I think it's more insane
to not do that but imagine just doing that day and day out yeah you're only hot and young once
yeah run it up so why spend all your time hanging out with some fucking old sleaze bag on a boat
that's how I see it like I would rather just be myself
Yeah.
Because when I interviewed her on Plug Talk,
bro, the way she talks about dudes,
she's just biting them off and spitting him out.
She's talking about dudes the way that, like,
misogynistic dudes talk about chicks.
Okay.
Well, I want to hear.
You're like, I hate when a dude doesn't get me head.
If he doesn't last long, I'll just kick him out,
leave him on the street.
Yeah, do that.
I did tell you that story.
Take the money out of his pockets.
Fuck him.
Wow.
I was like, damn.
If I was, like, single,
I'd be scared to fuck with a great.
girl like her because I'm thinking that she's going to Twitter to be like
it came in three minutes
I do have a burner account just for that
wow you think people know that it's you
some people know that it's me like your friends or something
yeah do you have friends not really
two different types of girls some girls got a lot of friends
some girls got no friends honestly
fuck them who needs Finn friends
yeah why is that you think
I feel like a lot of girls who go into porn are the types, though, who are kind of like lone wolves who don't feel like they need a big social network.
I don't know.
I feel like most girls in porn like have friends.
I feel I started out with a lot of friends.
They withered along the years.
Wow.
You think you outgroom?
Yeah.
And I just, I don't trust anybody and people are fucking schemy and sketchy.
And weird.
Yeah, they do sketchy shit to you.
Yeah, they do weird shit to me.
So I just.
Like what?
Yeah, I was going to say.
I don't know, like using me for shit and like...
For like what money?
Clout.
Clout.
Clout, mostly.
Like, hey, let's post on our Instagram.
That's a collab post.
Who the fuck says that?
The ugliest picture you've ever seen of me and they're like, let's post this on Instagram.
Right.
And they're like, yeah, tag me.
Yeah.
That's fucking weird.
That drives you away.
Yeah.
I hate the cloud chasing.
Really?
Yeah.
Because I mean, if your friends have to ask you to follow back.
The cloud chasing and porn too?
Because there's so.
So many random people doing it.
And then there's only so many girls who have enough followers and like enough attention
on them that they could kind of move the needle.
Yeah.
So you see the level of sucking up to the big girls that is so crazy.
Yes.
Okay.
Can I just ask this like because I didn't do my Googles?
Are you like only fans girl?
Are you like real actual porn star?
No, she's in there.
She's Jenna James.
I'm, what am I performer of the year?
Just go crazy.
what it was called.
Go crazy.
That's when we got her on Plug Talk.
That's one thing,
Lena said.
She's like,
this is a big one
because she's performer
of the year right now
is going to have a lot of eyeballs.
Yeah.
What got you a performer
of the year,
if you mind me asking?
Do you think you shot more
than a lot of people that year?
I didn't fucking do anything.
Like I shot a movie
that I like wrote and produced.
That's fire.
That was it.
That's good, though.
I mean,
I shoot a lot.
I haven't heard any girls say that.
But.
I haven't heard.
heard any girls say that they wrote and produced any porn.
So like...
Yeah.
We usually do that much later in their career.
It was like a porn movie.
It was a porn movie.
Okay.
I got a billboard and everything.
Wow.
Really?
Yeah, it was sick.
That's crazy.
Yeah.
Porn is weird like that.
We're like, you get the award.
And a lot of times it's like, it feels like it's kind of out of your control.
It's just like people like you.
Yeah.
You get the award.
Well, I figured out that if you do like the best year of your life, like the best work you've
ever done, you win the next year.
So I kind of see how I could have won the year before,
but they just do it the next year's, like the trend.
But I don't know.
Can we go back to the time period when you decided that you wanted to get into porn?
Yeah.
What was your life like prior to this?
I was in college, and I was working two jobs.
I was studying forensic psychology.
And that's one where you have to like, the fuck.
We both said, so we gave each other a fistbone.
Okay, okay.
Bro shit.
I realized that it would take me like fucking 10 years to even do anything with that job
And I was just tired and I'm like fucking working two jobs shit's fucking I'm just exhausted
And like I'm on Tinder looking for dick one day and see that's how it starts
She talks about us like we're pieces of meat oh my god I like it though what school um where you
going to Auburn okay in Alabama yeah why I mean why why did you go to fucking all the way out there
Because I lived in Alabama.
Okay, cool.
I thought you were from here or something.
No.
You give me L.A. vibes.
I know.
Like Beverly Hill, like Shaws of Sunset vibes.
We were just with no cap.
What the fuck?
From Alabama.
Fuck you.
What?
That's like my favorite rapper.
You don't read the group chat.
We were talking all about it.
I don't read it sometimes.
I was trying to convince T.R.
How great he is.
Yeah.
Because T.
T.R.
is fucking is old.
Eighty seven years old.
Currency is from there.
True.
From Alabama?
I thought he was from Louisiana.
Yeah.
Oh, maybe I...
I don't know.
My friends from Alabama, really.
Gucci Man is from there.
Gucci Man is from Alabama, but...
Even though you think of him as an Atlanta guy.
He's missed his own six, though.
So you were going to school in Auburn.
You were on Tinder one day.
Looking for Dick.
Objectifying a bunch of men.
And then what?
Someone just like...
Looking for little house phones on there.
Someone just recruited you on Tinder?
Yeah, from Miami.
And he was like, have you ever thought about doing porn?
And I'm like, no.
And he was like, you should come to Miami and do a scene and see if you like it.
And I was just like, I'm fucking bored.
I did not think anything was going to come out of this.
I was just like, all right, whatever.
You didn't think you would be performer of the year?
No.
I was just like in it because I was fucking bored.
And I'm like, okay.
But you weren't worried about the societal implications that the world was going to be looking at you like a prostitute.
No.
Because I was like already very slut shamed in high school.
Really?
When I really was like less of a slut than everyone else, I just didn't hide it.
I just don't, it was like too much energy.
So you always had that, that, that hoe energy?
Yeah.
You just wanted to get it in?
Yeah.
What was it? What was driving you?
Do you want the acceptance from guys or did you just want to feel good?
I just wanted to feel good and like my parents are very conservative Catholic people.
Right.
So it was kind of like a rebellious thing too.
I loved it.
I got sent away for having sex in high school.
Oh really?
Sent my ass away.
Where was sent away to?
Fucking Illinois.
Why?
Illinois.
I feel like that's better than being in Alabama.
There's no one to have sex without there.
It was actually worse than Alabama.
That was like the worst place I ever lived.
There's nothing there.
Like you went to like Chicago or like?
No, not even.
Some random asses.
Like fucking home of Abe Lincoln.
Oh, fuck.
Springfield.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Yeah.
But what?
Like what?
Like what?
There was like an anti-sex fucking camp or something there they sent you to?
No, my dad was working there.
and they're like, okay, go live with your dad for a little while so you can't have sex.
I'm like, I could still have sex in Illinois.
Yeah, you just fuck random Illinois guys.
Yeah.
You got right back on Tinder?
Yeah.
Did you really?
Before Tinder or?
This was like years of Tinder.
I was like high school.
So you were a Tinder soldier since a young age.
Yeah, I'm banned now.
Really?
Why?
Because people impersonate you or what?
Yeah.
People think I'm not me.
I hear so many people say that.
Yeah.
But you can't just be her on Tinder because there's other.
other people using your photos, you end up getting flagged as a fake account.
Yeah.
And people use all kinds of crazy names and shit.
So when you got into porn, what do you think your body count was?
That's a good question.
I think anyone who keeps track of that is a fucking weirdo.
Really?
Has worms for brains.
See?
What you mean?
I think me and him talked about this enough that we both like stopped counting at like a certain
number.
I stopped counting around like 280.
That's, okay.
That's pretty high.
I think my body count is way lower than you guys think it is.
Because you fuck the same 40 guys in porn, right?
Yeah, less than that.
Like the same fucking 20 people.
Really?
Like I would say my body count was higher before porn than now.
Really?
Yeah.
It's gone down.
That's not possible.
Somehow it's gone down.
I knocked a few off.
Is it hard not to fall in love with the porn guys when you're just fucking them over and over?
She doesn't seem like she wants to fall in love at all.
It's actually amazing because I feel nothing for them.
I know they feel nothing for me, so it's fucking awesome.
You don't think they ever fall in love with you?
Not really.
You haven't had one guy, you wouldn't like, oh, I'm like, maybe I would go get a coffee
with this guy.
Not really.
Maybe I'll wake, maybe I'll go get a scone and a coffee.
You don't respect them?
I respect them for sure.
Okay.
You respect the dick.
Yeah.
Respect the work.
Yeah.
It's necessary.
I more respect the work they're doing.
Right.
But do you think that that's the type of guy that you would see yourself being able to
date. Absolutely not.
No. Why not?
I don't know. I think anybody who's in
porn is weird. Yeah.
Like Adam? What?
I wouldn't say you're in porn.
Yeah, barely. How? The male
porn stars that I know, it's
crazy because they're like hustlers. Like, they're
like drug dealers. They're just like dipping around,
bouncing around town, shooting content
with all these different girls, just getting money
all over the place. They all have a weed business.
They all have a fucking cannabis company.
Who's really buying weed from
porn guy. Yeah, but even that's
true for the rappers too. So many
rappers have weed brands that it's like
why would anyone do this? Now I agree
with you, the porn star selling weed is even
harder to believe. That's terrible, but the
rappers, people will buy weed
from, for sure. I would buy some weed from you.
If you had like a, like your vagina
as the bag or something. Yeah. Or your boobs is the bag. Yeah.
That'd be fire. You should do that.
I don't smoke weed. My friend
designed that bag right there with the ass.
She runs.
Oh.
And that's like my other homegirl's ass.
That's cool.
It's fire, right?
You should just steal the ID and, like, do yourself.
I don't want to be in cannabis.
You're anti-weed?
I'm not anti-weed.
I just don't smoke it myself.
You used to?
I used to.
What happened?
I moved to California, and all of a sudden...
Everybody smokes weed.
Yeah, and it's like a different fucking strain or something here.
It's too strong.
Yeah.
I started giving panic attacks and, like, anxiety and shit, so...
Same.
I used to smoke.
Blunt after Blunt after Blunt, like in college,
and then all of a sudden I moved here, and it was immediate.
Too powerful.
Yeah.
You were smoking at mid in college, you know?
Yeah.
Especially in fucking Alabama.
Yeah.
And Illinois.
They're smoking dirt.
Speaking of smoking, I fucking lost my vape, and I'm losing my mind.
I'm like, where the fuck is it?
Did you steal mine?
No.
This is the same one that I have.
Are you tested?
I've had that one for like three days.
I don't know how.
So you just blow vapes now?
you blow fat clouds
no
did you shoot any scenes today
oh my god
I'm just making sure
slut shamer
wow
that's toxic
let's examine your behavior
where's your mouth been
I ate some pussy today
are you tested?
Yes
you are tested
yeah
and how many days
like last week
yeah why don't you get tested
what do you mean
to make sure my dick is clean
you don't do porn
No, that's smart.
Civilians don't get tested that much from my experience.
Are you joking?
Why would you get tested?
To make sure my dick is clean, Adam.
How often are you getting tested?
I mean, like, every so often.
Before I got in the game, I was doing it, what, maybe like once a year?
That's kind of wild, Adam.
I would say at least, like, a couple times a year.
Yeah, I would do it like every couple months.
Yeah, like once every, like, three months.
You fuck one nasty bitch, and it's like, oh, let's get tested.
That's what I'm saying
That's why I got
Okay
You know when I got tested
After the live show
Would you fuck after the live show?
I fucked this girl before the live show
Wow
That's why I was like 10 minutes late
Really?
Yeah
You wake up in the morning
You could still
The smell of her pussy is still ringing
In the back of your head
You're like let me go get tested
Ew
Even though it's probably not going to show up
The day after you fuck her
It does?
It was just a girl
that I was just like, I should have not done it.
But I felt like it was going to relax me before the show.
Is getting burnt just part of the game when you're in porn?
Yeah.
Yeah?
It's kind of like a reward because then you like don't have to work for like a week.
What the fuck?
And it's not like I'm getting like the, I'm getting the fun STDs.
Like I'm not getting the ones.
What the fuck is a fun STD?
What are you talking about?
The ones that go away.
People think that STDs are a lot worse than they are.
But when you've actually had chlamydia like 10 times,
and you realize that it's just you go in, boom,
shot in your ass.
I don't want anything in my ass.
You don't work for like,
you don't have sex for like three days and then you're good.
I never had.
Comitia, gonorrhea, none of that shit.
That's fun.
That's insane.
Why is, why do you keep saying that?
How was that even possible?
No, like for me it actually is like a reward
because I don't have to work for a minute.
That is a good way of looking at it.
For me, like the most recent time that I did it,
I had to cancel like fucking three plug talk episodes for the next week
and it was such a huge fucking bummer.
because it fucked up our whole schedule but yeah you do get some time off so that's kind of nice
fun do you like not fuck like off camera now because do you like fuck for work no she does she's on
tinder well not anymore oh i'm about to say yeah you're banned now i fuck off camera but i do like
i go in little phases i call them two week relationships where i just like fuck a guy for two weeks
and then i'm bored and then i'm just like because of the guy or just because this like the situation
Just the situation.
You're just like, I'm over this nigga.
Yeah, because usually like two weeks,
they like kind of start wanting to date.
Oh, so you just, you're missing.
And that's, is that ever on the table?
Are you ever like thinking,
hmm, maybe I could date this guy?
Yeah, I've considered it.
But then I'm like, do I really want to?
When's the last time you had a boyfriend?
2020.
Okay, two years ago.
Pandemic boyfriend?
Pandemic boyfriend.
A lot of porn stars got those.
Yeah.
A lot of porn stars spent.
like six months in a relationship.
We got quarantined together.
Together.
Yeah, this dude lived in New York and he like couldn't go back to New York at the time.
Like you couldn't go back.
Damn.
So he was just like stuck with me.
I'll wipe you up.
Yeah, basically.
That's kind of fire.
Yeah.
It was fun while last.
I mean, at least you let him stay with you.
Yeah.
At least you let him stay with you.
What if you didn't have anywhere to stay?
Yeah.
It was more of like, okay, well, I'm quarantined and like, I need dick.
I need somebody to hang out with.
This is like a classic porn interview.
question that I feel like a lot of guys always want to know the answer to is is it hard
to date a guy with a regular size dick or even a small dick after you've been banged by
porn stars with gigantic 13 inch dicks I think fucking guys with huge dicks is not very it's not
comfortable right it's not like pleasurable the guys with the top tier huge dicks are kind
of like cursed yeah and it's kind of more of like a look what I can do look at this little party
I got going on here.
Yeah, it's more of like for the scene.
I just wanted to look good.
Yeah.
But it's definitely not practical.
So the 13 inch dick guys are not going to be your boyfriend.
You couldn't handle it long term?
No.
I actually kind of feel bad for those guys because I'm like, who are you fucking?
Oh, you feel bad for this guy with this huge dick.
Oh, man.
Life is so hard.
I'm rich.
I'm just to fuck hot girls all day.
Porn contract.
So bad.
Oh, my God.
You kind of have to do porn if you have a dick that big.
No, you can go be a lawyer and just not take your pants off.
Yeah.
And just have your darts.
Yeah, but who's going to fuck you?
Like, only porn stars are going to fuck you.
If I was a real girl, if I was like a normal person.
If I was a real girl.
No, but I was watching an interview with Dredd,
and he was saying that before he became a porn star,
he was just like a sex party guy,
and he was doing weird couple shit
where he would like get flown out
and just be like hooking up with some couple together.
Like he was already doing some sexual shit,
which I guess you would be kind of led in that direction
if you did have one of the biggest penises in the world.
Yeah.
In the world?
But if I was hooking up with Dred
and he pulled that out, I would leave.
Like, that's something you have to, like, know what you're walking is now.
You've got to be prepared for that.
I've had friends over the years who had dicks that were realistically way smaller than his
that told me that, like, every, because we were just talking about it.
He loves, he, we're gay and white.
He wants to fucking see all his friends.
I had friends who realistically, they probably more like 10 inches, and they would talk about
how every girl that they fucking tried to ban, because this is when we were young, like, 18, 19.
And it's like, a lot of girls are just not going to be able to handle that.
that it's like you know he's he described it like
he was doing fucking surgery every time he would a
fucking new girl you gotta just
ease your way into it right yeah
yeah when you're young you don't know how to use your way
in you can't just like
you can't just dive into it yeah you can't
with great power comes great responsibility
who said that
have you
but okay why are you she's so demanding
about oral sex
I'll fuck with that she said if a guy doesn't do it
she'll beat the dog shit out of him no it's not
Why are you beating people?
I don't even like getting my pussy eaten, to be honest.
I don't like it.
It was just kind of like a power moment when this guy was like, I was like,
eat my pussy and he like wouldn't do it.
So I just got up and put all my clothes and I left.
Fire.
And what do you do?
Text you?
Have to contact me.
Yeah.
Beg you to come back?
Did you go back?
No.
I never saw that man again.
That's fire.
I hope he sees this.
You really don't like the feeling of getting it eaten?
No.
Really?
it's like too many nerves
it's like too sensitive
so you don't like the feeling of it
but you force guys to do it because it makes you feel like you're demeaning them
no not demeaning
that's what I'm taking from this not demeaning more of like
it was kind of a thing to see like is he going to do what I tell him to do
and he didn't so you want a yes man basically
basically really but only in sex not like in real life
how do you differentiate the two?
Where does it stop and where does it start?
She likes to be the rapper.
She likes for the dude to be chasing her
and she likes to be very aloof and like, you know,
maybe I won't call you back for a few days.
Maybe I won't answer your text for 10 hours, etc.
She likes to be like sort of dangling a guy along by a string
and that's like her whole vibe.
I don't like to be dangled.
I've had girls like her in my life before.
They play hard to get.
They force you to.
act like you really want to fuck them
you know you have to actually try
and then you fuck them a couple times and then
all of a sudden the power shifts
and then all of a sudden it's like no now I'm not
texting you back ha ha ha ha
I like to play the little games
for sure fuck all that
we too we too grown and be playing games
yeah also
but she likes the games the games
are the point she's not even really trying
to get her pussy eating she just likes playing
games with them yeah that's fucked up
torture yeah you're a psycho
If you were a dude, you'd be a sick fuck.
We would talk about you like you're a predator.
Yeah.
If I was a guy, I wouldn't get away with this.
Yeah.
Nah, but a lot of guys are like that.
Nowadays, it's kind of like, you know, if you were a dude sitting on a podcast
in this day and age and being like, yeah, my favorite thing is I like to go to the bar,
meet a bitch, have a few drinks, take her home, fuck her, never call her again.
People would look at you like you're crazy, but you know mad dudes are living like that.
I was living like that for a long time, too.
You would get canceled on Twitter immediately.
That's weird.
I hate when things that are real end up being canceled a bullet fences, you know?
Yeah, like not texting a girl back or some of them.
Ghosting.
But is ghosting really, like, look down upon this day and age, you think?
Hell yeah.
Yeah.
I feel like there's, like, Twitter threads about people because they fucking fuck the girl and didn't text her back.
But, okay, if you fuck a dude and you don't want to talk to him again, do you, like, answer his text, but just sort of, like, tell him to fuck off and, like, you know, sort of, like, let him.
no, now I'm not interested anymore, or do you just ghost?
The last situation, I just sent him a text, and I just said, I don't like your vibe.
And he was very understanding.
He didn't pass the vibe check.
My vibe does suck.
It was almost like he knew that his vibes.
Got a shitty vibe.
Yeah.
What about his vibe was threw you off?
He was a little too nice.
Too nice?
Yes.
So it's true?
Like, y'all really like assholes and shit like that?
No, I don't like assholes.
How nice are we talking?
It's somewhere in the middle.
Give me an example.
What did he do?
Like we were trying to find somewhere to eat and he was like, whatever you want.
And like, well, what do you feel like?
I'm like, just fucking drive somewhere.
Like, it shouldn't be this difficult.
Yeah, but then y'all bitches be he's going to go.
So then like, if I pick somewhere and then you're like, oh, my God, they don't have Brussels sprouts here.
No, I'm not like that.
And I'm going to be like that.
You could fucking drive me through McDonald's and I'd be like, say less.
Yeah, right.
You would not let a guy take it to McDonald's.
I would.
Maybe once you were seeing him
But on a first date
You can't do that
That's like basically like devaluing yourself
Right?
No I'd be like that's actually
Yeah
You're amazing
You're so avant guard
What a crazy idea you came up with there
I would think it was so hilarious
That I like
I wouldn't be mad
That's interesting
It would actually be entertaining to me
Hey listen
She's an easy one guys
I ate a lot of McDonald's in my day
But I'm not really doing that anymore
I don't want to eat McDonald's
That's why I wouldn't take a girl
Yeah same I don't even
Do you still eat a lot McDonald's
No I actually don't
I won't eat McDonald's, but I was just using that as an example.
Okay.
You would take some nuggets, right?
No.
No?
Fake chicken.
I'm not mad at McDonald's if I have to.
If I'm on a road trip or we're on the side of the highway, you know.
Yeah, if I'm starving.
Yeah, if I have to do it for sure.
I would pick most fast food over McDonald's.
Like what?
What else is fast food?
Chick-fil-A.
Yeah, for sure.
Chip-Ole.
Five guys.
Anything.
There's so many options these days.
I'll take Wendy's.
Yeah.
Burger King or McDonald's though
Honestly I'll fuck a Burger King
Before McDonald's
I don't think I would do Wendy's
It's kind of in the same category
I think that I'm disgusted about Burger King
Because one time they came out with the
Like Cheeto
That sounds disgusting
Like mac and cheese
Encrusted Cheeto bites or something
That's disgusting
They were like Cheeto collab
Burger King and Cheetos
Why did you eat this?
Because they came out with it
And it was viral and I was like
Fuck it I'm going to Burger King
I'm gonna get this shit
This is back in the day
I can't imagine doing this
Now, I got it, I ate it.
It honestly wasn't bad, but I was so grossed out by the whole thing.
I don't know if I got Burger King since.
That's fucked up.
I was living my truth.
It sounds like you had a great experience.
Well, if it made me eat less Burger King, I think it was probably for the best.
Yeah.
What was the last time?
Sorry, when was the last time you had Burger King?
I don't know.
It's been a while.
That was the last time you had it?
I mean, I would probably be lying if I said that because I'm sure I've had it.
It's not the most memorable thing in the world.
world.
It's disgusting.
I just ate Burger King out.
I think of it.
Exactly.
At fucking JFK airport because there's nothing else to eat.
Yeah.
And there's a fucking piece of paper in my sandwich.
What the paper?
Are you sure you didn't just like unpeel it poorly?
No, it was like a fucking piece of paper inside the sandwich.
Like baked into the fucking sandwich.
Like not the paper that they wrap it with?
Like just another sheet of paper?
Like white lined paper?
Yes.
Like you're just like chewing and it was a little too chewy.
Well, luckily I saw.
I thought before I ate it.
But, and like, what did you do?
You, like, lift up the bun first?
Yeah, I always, like, inspect.
What?
That's smart.
You give me that vibe for sure.
Yeah, I did inspect before I ate it.
But, no, like, the people were fighting a fucking JFK airport in the back of fucking Burger
King.
Why?
They're, like, fist fighting in the back.
And I'm like, this is the only place to eat.
Well, that's probably how the paper got it.
Niggas was squaring up.
All sorts of commotion.
I knew the vives before, yeah.
I should have known.
but there's nothing.
I had like 10 minutes
so my fight I'm like fuck it.
Have you ever fucked a fast food employee?
McDonald's Frye Chef or something?
Not that I know of.
Is that a fantasy?
What kind of guys do you go for?
I've been told that my type is gangster white boy.
I don't like that.
But you said you'd pick him over me.
You're not gangster.
I'm like Fez, bro.
I'm like the gangster white boy.
You are kind of gangster white boy actually.
But yeah.
Come on.
I have yes.
to like prove this though like I don't think that's my type but that's what people tell me
they put that on you yeah I don't like that why white boys are you racist
who you bring it home to parents
I don't bring anybody home to my parents I don't even bring myself home to my parents
they're over you my mom likes me my dad's a little it's a porn thing
yeah I think it's a porn thing but he didn't even like me before porn so I'm like
why not he's a very Catholic and conservative
very like, this is how you do things.
I've never been like this.
Like I've never.
But also like all my siblings do the thing where they follow the rules and they're like.
You're the black sheep.
And you're like, no, I'm not just going to go do porn, but I'm going to become performer of the year.
I'm going to become internationally known.
Millions of men will beat their meat to me on a daily basis.
All your friends will know about what your daughter is doing because she's world famous.
You can't go to Pornhub without seeing her on the sidebar.
that's a different level
you think your dad's friends are
beating off to you
I didn't want to think about that
he's hearing about it
I didn't want to think about that
I did tell him very early on in the game
what I was doing because I was scared of that
I was worried that his friends would like
you got to wait it out
as long as you can until he figures
it out no I don't want him to hear
from somebody else we've had girls come
here on this podcast and just be like yeah my parents
don't know and I'm like
that is not going to be the case
for very long. You realize we have four million
subscribers. Somebody's going to rat you out.
Yeah, dude. And now we're on Facebook.
I feel like that's what's exposed to a lot of
people because we got a million followers on
Facebook. Your parents are on
Facebook. 1,000%. You know?
Yeah. And if
you have any type of a regular job or some
shit like that, you might as well kiss that goodbye.
Yeah. I don't understand how people do that.
You let your dad know. It's just like the doze
you kick it with like, hey, if you don't like it, get the fuck
out and don't talk to me. Basically, yeah.
Yeah, dad. But he's like he's my dad and he's my dad
and he still loves me
and like we just don't talk about it.
He just,
he just acts like it just doesn't exist.
Yeah, yeah.
I don't talk about it with my parents.
I would probably do the same thing.
You don't talk about that.
No, they know what's up,
but they just don't bring it up
because they're hella polite.
What's your dad's name again?
Phil.
Yeah, Phil.
You don't talk to Phil and Ann
about your fucking porn escapades.
If Phil asked me about it,
I'd be like, dad, shut the fuck out.
What are you doing?
Now my mom, I tell my mom everything.
My mom, like, keeps up with my career.
That's a little weird
But like kind of cool
Yeah
Yeah
I have a very
I have a good question
This is something I've been wondering
So now that I'm sometimes doing
directing scenes
I guess you could say
Where we have the girl
Fucking a male porn star
And I'm not
Fucking I'm just directing it
I'm bringing these people together and stuff
And it's like
Sometimes the dude gets on
On set
And he's all over the girl
Like as soon as he sees her
He's grabbing her ass
He's making out with her
where he's like fully like,
because that helps them get into the zone
to then be able to smash on camera for an hour.
And then sometimes it's just totally like business.
The guy's just like, hey, how are you down, man?
Hello.
And it's kind of weird though, because even a girl,
like, because some girls are in relationships.
So it's like they're kind of just supposed to be getting fucked on camera, right?
But like when they're on set,
sometimes it's like the dude wants to be like this.
What is your perspective on that?
I'm very cold and professional, I think.
Like it's literally like handshake for a scene.
So if he comes in and grabs the back of your head and tries to kiss you, you're just like, no.
If he like really needs it, I'll be like, fucking roll the camera, shoot whatever is happening because I'm not doing this for free.
The camera better be rolling.
So if you have to suck him off to get him hard, you want it filmed because otherwise it feels like this is just a waste of your time?
Yeah, but usually guys are already hard, like coming into the scene because, you know.
So how many times do you do it?
How often do you deal with guys who fuck it up and can't keep their end of the bargain?
Every once in a while and I have a 15 minute rule if you can't get here.
She's calling her own shots.
I'm pretty sure you don't get to put a clock on the guy.
No, I'm literally.
The amount of times I've texted my agent and been like he has 15 minutes, start the timer.
And I'm out in 15 minutes because I'm like, dude, come on.
If you can't, like this is literally your job.
Right.
Like if you can't come and like do your job.
Yeah.
I don't have all day to waste.
Like I'm here.
I'm being paid for my scene.
I'm not being paid for anything.
I'm not being paid to wait for you.
It's literally your job.
I shouldn't have to.
But that doesn't happen very often.
You can't warm a nigga up real quick.
It also depends on the person.
If this is someone I've never worked with before,
I'm like, no, fuck you.
You should have done your job.
But this is the thing about it is that the girls,
even if they don't want to be flirty or make out with the guy,
a lot of times they'll just do it
because they want the guy to be easy to work with.
So they're like, whatever.
If he needs to make out with me,
I'll just roll with the punches and just do that
just to make sure that this comes out all right.
Yeah.
It's a weird business man.
I work with like mostly guys who have been in for a long time
so they know.
Like, manuel Ferrar does not need me
to fucking get his dick hard.
Like he's good.
Right.
So, I don't know.
Are all these guys making out with you?
What do you mean making out with me?
The male porn stars.
Do you think it's like normal for them to kiss you
or is that kind of extra?
I don't really think about that.
People have asked me that before.
I don't I don't really notice if I kiss them.
I don't know.
Right.
I should be doing the scene.
Just be doing the thing.
Yeah.
But you know, I did something with her that I haven't really done with almost any of the other girls.
Made out with.
I don't know if we made out.
But like when we started the scene, I started out going down on her because she had demanded in the interview.
She had said if a guy doesn't do that.
She's not fucking with the dude.
So I've never heard you even say that before.
Yeah, but you didn't have to.
Thanks for that.
I thought you were on some.
Thanks.
Send me a thank you card
I thought you were on some DJ Callet shit
I thought you weren't even eating any type of pussy at all
No I'm down okay I'll slide
I'll slide on an app
I thought you were on some DJ Callish shit
Oh I get in there
But I don't really do it for porn
I don't feel like people are trying to see that
Yeah it's kind of like a boring part of the scene
This shit's old school
Yeah
What are we lesbians?
Yeah
But like
But people watch blowjob scenes though
Yeah but that's so different
That's what they want to see right
I don't know
Whenever I see the scene and I'm flicking through trying to get to the good shit and I see the guy with his face buried in her house
I'm like no yeah you can't even see anything I don't need to see this this is not yeah it's just boring right do you love the art of porn or are you just trying to make money no I love the art really how I express myself I love it
explain a lot of people might laugh at that like this asshole she's being sarcastic as far as no I'm for real I like to pretend like I'm someone else because like when I get on set I'm Gianna do you
as soon as I get in my car to go home I'm not Gianna's you or anymore so are you
who are you on the way home well my real name's already on the internet but I'm Emily
oh okay I'm just a normal ass person outside of porn like I have my own life and porn
is not my life so it's like you put on it infuses in each other it's like Clark Kent
going into the phone booth and coming up a Superman yes yes no super head but I like go way
out of my way to like make a fine line between porn and my
life like I keep it very separate so you don't have like pictures of yourself in hair and makeup all
over your walls and stuff no people do that yeah sometimes you have like a hot girl and she like has a
house and she'll just oh yeah pictures of her on magazine cover I and you know I thought about that
like because we're on that penthouse cover I thought like should we frame this yeah I was just like
yeah I mean it's cool I guess we could frame it but it feels weird it feels weird to celebrate yourself
like that you know yeah like it's a little narcissistic yeah
My friend that's like a model and shit, she has her whole background of her room is pictures of herself and shit.
That's actually amazing.
She's very hot though.
Shout out to anyone who has that much self-confidence and likes the way that they look that much.
Yeah, no.
All her merch is like her, like stickers as her.
Everything is her.
I love it.
I wish I was that self-confident.
Same.
Couldn't be me.
Yes, you could.
Couldn't be me.
You have sex on the internet.
You could do that.
I have it.
Yeah.
Do people come up too a lot in public?
No.
Really?
Yeah.
I rarely get recognized.
Really?
Yeah.
Has it been weird when you have been recognized?
Not really.
The most I've ever gotten recognized was a fucking complex con.
Really?
Yeah.
Same.
Same.
Honestly.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
AD felt like that was five as well.
And I'm like no makeup, hair and a ponytail, wearing a t-shirt.
Were you at the one, the last one?
Yeah.
Oh.
Damn, Adam didn't introduce us to your
I don't think I saw you.
Your porn star friend.
Also, don't know if I knew her at that point.
Oh.
You were there?
Yeah.
Yeah, we were in that beach.
I went for like two hours.
I was just outside, like, playing basketball all day.
I didn't really go inside.
Really?
Yeah.
You get it basketball?
No.
Do you think?
Because it's like a new world we live in where you could be a porn star,
but then you like do regular shit.
You go on people's podcast.
You go on fucking sneaker shopping.
You do all these different things, you know?
get on these YouTube channels to like promote yourself.
Do you feel like that's like worth the time
rather than just shooting more porn?
Yeah, it's fun for me to do something else.
And be like an actual person and not just objectified on camera?
Yeah.
What?
Except that's so hard.
I mean, it's got to feel kind of good that people like get to know you better and
your actual personality, right?
Yeah.
Like just doing porn was fun for a while, but it kind of just got boring.
And I'm like, people need to see who I am outside of porn
because it gets so fucking boring.
And like a lot of porn girls
Like don't have personality
Yeah, that's a fight
They're like very monotone
And like you ask them about anything
And it's like what the fuck are you saying?
Yeah
I think most of the girls
Who end up getting really bigger
Usually the girls who can show their personality
And people end up liking them
When you have that combination of good personality
And really hot
That's when you end up with the girls
Who end up being really fucking huge
Yeah
My fans I think don't even care about my porn anymore
They just like my personality
Really? They don't even care when I like post
Pussy. Let's not get ahead of ourselves.
Let's be realistic.
But the most requests I get on like my only fans and shit is like I want to see day
in life. Like I'm like I'm not fucking doing shit. Like a vlog?
Like they want you to vlog and shit? I'm not doing that shit. Why not?
I just don't think about it. Like I'm just doing whatever throughout the day.
You could be like, hey vlog. I'm getting my nails done. Then I'm going to get my pussy eight.
I mean, yeah.
Tell her. I don't even want.
I don't even want to get it eight.
The average day in the life of a porn star.
You wake up in the morning, you eat breakfast.
I eat my avocado toast.
Yeah.
And then you go to some random house in the valley.
Always.
You should work out first.
And then I wake up pretty early.
But I don't like go to.
You get a workout in before a scene?
Usually, yeah.
I'm assuming you feel good about yourself.
Yeah, I'm tired when I show up to set.
I'm assuming you like shower in between.
Yes.
Duh.
Well, I'm not assuming.
I mean, I don't know.
I mean, they do hair and makeup and shit too, right?
Yeah, true.
Yeah.
But, okay, so you show, you, you usually will end up on set by like what time?
Nine, ten.
Okay.
And then you do photos?
Yeah, hair and makeup takes fucking forever.
I hate that.
Right.
Photos, storyline.
Scene itself is like 30 minutes.
Mm.
And shower before I leave.
Always?
Collect my check, yeah.
You can't go back to the house and sit there with a cum energy on you?
No, no.
There's come energy, right?
Yeah, there's come energy.
Usually after with girls, though, whenever I work with girls,
I can't get rid of the fucking pussy smell on me.
So then I just smell like pussy all day.
Just pussy vibes.
I like it, though.
I like it.
But because if you're a girl, like as a guy, if you end up doing that,
you go in the bathroom, you put fucking soap on your face from the hand soap
and you just wash your face up.
You wash your face.
You wash your face.
Well, if I'm trying to get rid of a gross smell that has somehow arrived on my face,
yeah.
But then they can't do it.
that because they got a full face of makeup. Actually, but it's the end of the day so you don't
care. Yeah, I just wipe it off. Yeah. Okay. Yeah, you've probably got some makeup wipes on
one deck, right? Yeah. You encounter a whole kit in my car. You encounter a lot stank-ass vaginas
in the porn biz. I feel like on plug talk, we only have a couple. Name drop. Name drop.
Definitely don't name drop. No, don't name drop. That's like they got a code. I'm usually
pretty open to it though, because like if it's somebody who works a lot, I kind of expect it because I'm like,
really. It's just kind of part of it. Like all these dudes fucking you, like, you like,
you get, you just smell weird.
Like pH balance is awesome.
Yeah, yeah.
It's kind of like hard to control.
So I kind of just know, like it's happened to me before where I'm just like I've worked
fucking five days in a row.
I'm going to smell weird.
Like, it's just not going to be good.
But girls are pretty okay with it.
Like, I don't care.
I was interviewing a male performer the other day and he said that the grossest thing
he's ever encountered when doing it is that it smelled so bad that he couldn't do it.
And then it was revealed that she had a boyfriend and he had finished inside of her.
Okay.
Now that's right before the scene.
That's out of pocket.
So that's not cool.
You have to be dused.
You have to remove anything that might have been inserted into you.
Right.
Like there's a line where it's like you smell too bad.
That's crazy.
Right.
It's never what happened to me, but like I've been around it.
Just like cum soup just stirring up.
Ew.
Yeah.
The best kind.
Best soup.
That's disgusting.
Like a bread bowl?
Good soup.
Like a bread bowl.
bowl clam chowder
that's the best soup
what's your favorite suit
it's such a bad combo after
you just painted that picture
what's the plan
afterwards yeah when are you going to get out the biz
did you ask a doctor that
yeah no but that's
an easy job to keep for the rest of your life
yeah no my plan
right now I'm taking action
classes. I'm like, doing that. I can see you doing that. I can see you killing that, to be
honest. I'm pretty good. I'm able to, like, I'm comfortable in front of the camera. I'm able to,
like, be any character. It's fun for me. That's far. Are you, uh, yeah, because I feel like that's the
new wave. All the Porn Stargirl saw Chloe show show show chloe on Euphoria and they're like,
I'm next. Which one is that? Do you try it out for it? I, I was that role. And then they found
Chloe. But she did so good and she deserves it. And, like, she did amazing. But that was supposed to be
my role. Damn.
So you got B for her now? No, no. I love her. I actually think she did a better job than I would
have done. Would you beat her up if you saw her impersonate? No.
What fuck?
Okay, you know what happened with her that I've never had this happen before? Which one is? Which one
are we talking about? The one? She has a half a fake lips.
She's blonde. She's the one. Have you seen the whole thing? Yeah. No. No, I know. I know.
She, me and Lena worked with her way back in the day. Really? Didn't really think anything
of it.
And then all of a sudden she's fucking huge on the shit, which is weird.
It's like you're invested in Bitcoin because now that only fan scene is probably, I mean,
I don't know if my girl's selling it like crazy, but it's out there.
She should.
Yeah.
You need to go find that Hispanic girl.
Which one?
What's her name?
Maddie or something like that?
Oh, yeah, yeah.
From the show?
I don't think she does porn.
Yeah, that's who you need to go get.
It's so cool, but no, I don't think that's.
You need to go get her, my boy.
I think that's on the table.
Yeah, all the girls on the show are hottest shit.
Yeah.
She's the hottest one.
Yeah.
I think so.
She was being the...
I know so.
She's in Dye getting the shit beat out of her?
Huh?
There was a video that went viral
or her getting whooped on.
Is that not her?
That was fake.
Okay, I saw this.
I saw this.
It wasn't her.
Yeah.
That's good because I was thinking how...
Didn't she been a Disney kid
or some shit since she was like super young and just...
I forgot she was even on that show.
I felt like she would be able to avoid that.
Yeah.
What's she was Disney kid?
I seen what's his name...
Yeah.
What's his name got to a fight at the homies house?
Who?
The same guy from the Euphoria.
Fez?
I guess so, yeah.
Fez got his ass whoop?
I didn't really get beat up, but he was throwing hands.
Was it Nate Jacobs?
He came back to get his.
I feel like he's non-confrontational, Fez.
They were fighting at the homie's crib, for sure.
Fez seems so stoned.
If you could get him mad enough to fight you,
you must really be fucking up the vibes.
Yeah.
Just know, like, I would reveal some information about him, but I can't.
What?
I'm not going to.
You snore coke with him?
Stop it.
We got to talk about it after.
You know that action Bronson was supposed to,
have his role.
What?
And he turned it down because I don't know how that would have worked though.
Think about the way it would have been presented.
It would have been like, oh, you're action Bronson, but you're like, you're the drug
dealer guy and you're fucking with these high school girls.
So he didn't want to do it because he felt like that role would make him look like a
fucking weirdo.
Yeah.
Which makes a lot of sense.
But then when you see how big euphoria is, it's got to kind of be like, wow, maybe I should have just done it.
Yeah.
That's crazy.
Because Fez doesn't want that stain on your name.
When you see Fez in the show.
So it seems like he's like 19 or 20.
Like he's kind of like fresh out of high school, right?
So it doesn't really seem creepy.
But with Action Bronson, he's clearly like in his 30s.
Yeah.
I don't know.
Yeah.
That's definitely a little weird.
But I wonder how much that would have affected Action Bronson's career.
Probably would have made him explode.
I feel like it would have been too weird.
Like it just like it wouldn't have lined up right.
I don't know.
You ever fuck Action Bronson?
I don't even know who that is.
He's a white rapper.
Okay.
He's a legend.
You like gangster white?
Queens, brie.
You should fuck big body best
Yeah you like gangster white boys
Yes we have a guy named Big Body Best
We want to introduce you to
Yeah if you like gangster white boys
Oh like Jack Harlow can you get it
I do not get the Jack Harlow thing
Really?
Like I don't think he's ugly
But I don't get the hype
I really don't
Wow
So you're not really down with the white
Like you are portrayed to be
Right
That's what this whole point I'm trying to
Who's a gangster white boy
That you do think is hot
Pete Davidson
He falls under the gangster
umbrella?
I think it's,
I don't think it's
gangster.
That was a joke, right?
If you have tattoos,
you're just
automatically gangster
like society.
That's not our definition
of gangster.
In our definition,
you have to either.
You got to be in a gang
or be doing some
gangster-ass shit.
You can't just be Pete Davidson
Davidson with a fucking
rose tattoo or something.
You have to have like caught a body.
I would,
I thought he was hot in like
the Ariana Grande days.
Really?
You kind of give Ariana vibes
a little bit.
I get that a lot and I don't.
I don't see it at all.
Would you do Ariana Grande porn where you pretend to be her?
That would be funny as...
I don't think that's respectful.
Yo, rest in peace.
You got to get like a Mac Miller, like...
Oh, Lord.
He was my favorite.
Look alike.
I'm not going to say the joke, though.
He was my head.
Yeah, like, that would be my type of guy.
Mac Miller.
Yes.
He's gangster too.
No, yeah.
Okay.
Rest his soul.
I'll give Mac Miller more gangster than Pete Davidson for show.
Oh, yeah, for sure.
But they say Pete Davidson got a porn.
dick. Yeah, I've heard that. That's crazy.
He just has big dick energy, I think.
He's tall. Yeah.
I mean, he's dating Kim Kardashian. She, like, exclusively has only dated black guys her whole
life, and all of a sudden Pete Davidson pops up. You assume he got a thing on him.
I still don't think that's real. Like, something has to be...
He has a tattoo of her kids' names.
No, he did not.
The initials, I think.
Fucking wild. He's a fucking weirdo for that. I'm sorry. That's out of pocket.
You should have kept that to himself.
I was on his team until he fucking...
sent Kanye a picture of him
in Kim's bed.
That's when I was like,
yes, he's finally standing up for himself.
I was hyped on him after that.
I would have pulled up.
Yeah, same.
Kanye, where are you at?
In your bitch is big.
I would have fighting.
Yeah, I would have poured up.
I'm team Kanye now.
I would have not cared about what
nobody had to say.
I would have pulled up.
But I feel like you've never cared about a guy
that much to go beat the shit out of a girl for him.
Yeah.
You don't putting it out there if you have been.
Well, I don't like physically fight or do, like.
Leave mean messages.
Yeah.
Emotional warfare.
Right.
You just say mean stuff.
Yeah, I just like fuck with their head.
Like I'll do something.
Are you involved in an ongoing lawsuit?
Yes.
With?
I just had a meeting this morning about it.
How's that going?
Legally, I don't think I should talk about it.
But it's going well.
It's going well for me.
Right.
Let's say that.
Let's just say that I'm friendly with both sides of this thing.
And it's a wild tale.
But I shall not repeat it.
Wild tale.
It's a little much.
I don't hate the girl, though.
I don't hate her.
Really?
Off camera, can we, can you tell me?
Yes, off camera, I'll tell you.
Or just fucking Google me.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
Like, I don't hate the girl.
It was just some words were said between both of us.
I was acting in defense.
Harsh accusations, though.
Yes, from both sides, I think, though.
But my intention was never, like, I'm going to ruin your career.
Like, it was, she said something about me.
I retaliated.
And it was like, I don't hate it.
I don't hate her.
I was just like, if you say something about me, I'm going to defend myself.
And it got a little out of hand.
I would need brushing up on this topic because I don't remember exactly how it went down.
Yeah, but it's legally.
Legally, I can't say too much.
Unless you want to just throw the case out the window real quick.
Yeah, just for us, you know?
Basically.
Just some Elon mush shit and just talk about it, air it out.
Yeah.
What do you got planned for the?
the future in terms of like taking your shit to a new level the acting classes is a big deal yeah
music no no music you don't rap you got you have a very like calming voice thank you well you thought about
being a YouTuber and shit or what yeah you should do ASMR videos i actually love ASMR shit but yeah i thought
about doing YouTube or Twitch or something but i just i don't know if that's me i thought about i think
I think I'm going to direct at some point.
I just don't.
I don't know if I would be a good director.
I don't know if people would listen to me.
I mean...
My only.
You have a lot of experience.
I do.
I just don't think people would take me seriously.
Yeah, you might have to ditch this whole Cruella DeVille persona you got going on.
Curella DeVille.
You're kind of like, you got this like sort of, I'm sexy, but I'm nasty and I'm kind of
shitting on you.
I'm going to make you feel bad, but I'm going to do it in a hot way.
I'm so nice.
Yeah?
I don't know.
Okay.
I'm a tourist if that.
That means nothing to both.
He's a tourist too.
No,
I'm a tourist?
I'm a Leo.
Okay.
Tourist.
Tourist.
Where?
I've been here my entire 28 years of living.
Fair enough.
What's your sign?
Saj.
Okay.
When is that?
November?
Mm-hmm.
November 24th.
I was literally at your birthday dinner.
Thanksgiving baby.
Yeah.
Oh.
Turkey baby.
When is?
I'm a turkey baby
When is tourists again?
May I just had my birthday
How old you turn?
25
Now how's that
I'm grown now
Yeah you're an adult adult
Grown as woman now
Yeah
That pussy grown
Can't be doing these fucking
Can't be playing these little games
Any more
I gotta be grown
You got grown pussy now
That's disgusting
I don't want to have young pussy though
Yeah exactly
That's true
I'd rather have grown pussy
But okay you know how there's like
Old Man's strength
What?
Yeah you know like
Like as you get older, like if you're fucking 37, you're just going to be like way bigger and stronger than the average like 18 year old.
Like you just, when you look at like a 50 year old man, there's just that kind of like, oh, they'll just beat the shit out of you.
Like there's the old man's strength.
Yeah, but then there's like a certain level where it's like, oh, you're too old and like I'm going to fuck you up, old man.
Yeah.
Then you're like 65 and it's like you're just getting pushed down the stairs.
Yeah.
But do you feel like you have like grown woman pussy?
Like it's just it's kind of gotten better with age in a way.
Like is there a wine effect to it?
I definitely feel more feminine.
A wine.
I feel more feminine throughout each year.
And you know what you want more?
Yeah.
Like I started porn when I was 21.
I turned 21 that week.
So four years.
That was a good way to celebrate your 21st birthday.
Yeah.
Well, a lot of girls get in right at 18.
Yeah, exactly.
Yeah, I think the age should be 21.
21.
Yeah, you should probably wait it out a little bit.
Because even I felt like I was kind of pushing it and I was 21.
I was like I knew what was going on.
But like if I was 18.
teen doing this, I would have no fucking clue what I was doing.
You need a chaperone.
Not you, but if you're like getting into it at that young of an age, it's like,
it should be like the equivalent of like a lawyer, like a representative because there's
so many girls that get into it at that age and they really don't know how to handle their candle.
Well, they do.
Handle their scandal.
Yeah.
Well, they do have shoparons, fucking suitcase pimps.
Handle their brand deal.
Do you think we're ever going to fuck again?
That didn't work.
Is it likely?
I mean, it's on camera, so it's all business.
Yeah, if it's on camera, I'm not going to.
Are you dreading the day, or would you be all right with it?
I'd be alright with it.
Is it like a horrible thing to imagine?
No.
Okay.
I'll probably be better at it by then, too.
You're going to learn some new tricks by then?
My capillaries might expand by then, too.
I might have like an extra millimeter.
If you think too hard, it's not going to be good.
My veins might be better.
on a scale of 1 to 10
how was his dick game
she don't remember
so that means it was not
it was not memorable
I do a scene and I forget all about it
I don't know I just
that sounds like you got some
because I remember
enjoying fucking her but it's not like I remember
that much about it
I could go rewatch the tape and be like
ah yes I remember it was a good day
I had a good time it was just kind of
I do this all the time
it's not like I wasn't like dwelling on it
I remember it being an epic day because we show Kira Noir the same day.
Oh my God.
Who is that?
Love her.
And sexually, she's just, who is that?
Bad ass porn, sir.
She black?
So it was like her and her back to back?
She sounds black.
She's black.
She's so pretty.
Was that racist for me to say that?
No, because I'm black.
Well, she is black, so.
She is black, yeah.
We're not like talking shit about her being black.
So we're starting a rumor here.
There we go.
Oh, my God.
Okay.
Well, thank you so much for coming through.
had a great time.
Thanks for having me.
No doubt.
This is like my second one of these that I've done with you.
Who's the other one?
Kelly Kay.
Okay.
But that was a Patreon, but this is a regular interview for some reason.
Yeah, because...
We're not trying to tell her to take the tities out.
I mean, if you want to.
If you want to, go ahead.
No, because we have non-Patron employees here.
We have to clear the room.
We have certain employees leave.
Get the fuck out, everybody.
You can go copy your OnlyFans membership and give us the review.
Oh, what the fuck?
Yeah.
I'll give you a free subscription.
Oh my God.
But you still got to pay in the DMs.
What the fuck?
I'm just giving her advice.
He's a simp.
No, I'm not.
He'll give you the keys to his car.
No, she got her own car.
Do you want to order to model for your brand?
Would you mean to that?
Yeah, do you like my shoes?
Yeah, I was looking at those actually.
He's an entrepreneur.
Let me get a pair.
What size are you?
Seven.
I actually might have a seven.
You ain't going to tag him.
You do. I saw it.
Yeah.
She's like, those will be mine.
What?
Which color are you like?
I don't know.
I need to look.
Okay, there's only three.
Let me get a pair.
Look, look.
See, look, now, look, look, I got to line Laura up with a pair.
Good.
Well, I have to do a photo shoot first, so everybody has to wait, okay?
You maybe could take a T-shirt.
Okay.
You guys think you might fall in love after this?
I think you're extremely beautiful.
Thank you.
And you're, like, kind of, like, mean.
I like that.
Right?
See, she got a mean bitch swag.
I'm not mean.
You have, like, mean vibe, though.
Yeah.
I'm literally so nice.
My girl's nice.
You are like, cool, but you're bitchy and you're like kind of harsh.
I'm just sexy, you know?
Yeah, it's hot.
It's a cool swag.
You live in L.A.?
Yeah.
Let's go on a date.
Waffle House.
Actually, that's not over here.
Start the two weeks right now.
Start the two weeks.
Wait, what?
Start the clock.
You've got two weeks.
Oh, yeah.
That's cool.
I'll be over in two in one week.
He's going to take it to Norm.
First date.
I like
I like 3 a.m.
There's a bar.
Fuck McDonald's.
We're going to norms.
That's a splurge style bar.
No,
a bar in one of my songs is
I said,
she want to go to Nobu.
I won't get her at McMuffin.
She want to go to Nobu.
I took her to Norms.
I don't get it.
You never got a Nobu?
Yes, I know Nobu.
What do you mean at Egg McMuffin?
I said she wants to go to Nobu,
but I wouldn't even get her a McMuffin.
That's what I'm saying.
Ah, okay, okay.
A lot of rap lyrics for some of some,
reason at this point of time are like I'll do this thing but I won't do this thing
and it's kind of like I don't know why that's a thing but you guys you guys are just not
I'm like I wear Versace you this ain't no old Navy doesn't that sound like that's like yeah
that's like yeah that was good that's just like that was fire or that's like um how like
rappers fucking talk down on beer and they just like drinking this lean I ain't drinking
a course yeah exactly but I won't fuck you oh oh yeah that was not that sounded like
That was a bar to you.
That was a personal bar.
Cool.
Nice.
Sweet.
Gene of your bitchy energy.
But we like it.
Okay, I'm going to leave on that though.
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