No Jumper - The Glasses Podcast #5: Why Do Horrible People Make Great Art?

Episode Date: January 23, 2023

The boys bring a couple guests to talk about dating, random jobs, and more! ----- 00:00 Intro 0:05 The guys discuss their 2 guests sneaking into the No Jumper Podcast 2:30 Jayo & Kwechi speak on how they got into content creation, comedy, and music 3:35 Jayo talks about becoming a substitute teacher and having a middle schooler ask him if he's a s__ 6:10 Griffy says the only reason why Kwechi got the job at Whole Foods is because he's light skin  7:20 Jared breaks down his experiences working at Best Buy and Kwechi calls Best Buy employees the Popeyes of electronics 8:19 Griffy says Walmart employees are the absolute worst 13:05 Kwechi says he's invented a new way of watching p__, calls VR "too basic" 17:15 The guys discuss whether or not ___ on an airplane is insane 21:10 The guys speak on Keith Lee and his MMA career 22:32 Kwechi talks using the perception of him being weird to his advantage for comedy 26:00 Jared on why he wants to pursue a career in data analysis  27:10 Jayo breaks down getting hit by a truck and his life ended for 18 minutes 28:17 Kwechi talks about directing corn starring a fox and a tetherball pole 29:05 "Pull the Plug Challenge" 31:10 Griffy says we're probably going to go into another pandemic and Kwechi says pandemics are pretty relaxing 32:30 If Hitler and Martin Luther King Jr. were drowning, which one would you save? And if you had the chance would you try to change Hitler?35:35 Kwechi asks, "Why do terrible people have to make such great art?" 36:59 "Would you rather be trapped in a room with a dinosaur or a P?" 39:29 Would they SD for $1,000,000? 42:00 The guys say gay men don't have to deal with the stigma of masculinity 45:50 Griffy says going to a gay club was one of the funnest times he's had  49:05 Jayo and Kwechi speaks on why he hasn't been in a relationship in a while, most people date for the wrong reasons ----- NO JUMPER PATREON http://www.patreon.com/nojumper CHECK OUT OUR NEW SPOTIFY PLAYLIST https://open.spotify.com/playlist/5te... FOLLOW US ON SNAPCHAT FOR THE LATEST NEWS & UPDATES https://www.snapchat.com/discover/No_... CHECK OUT OUR ONLINE STORE!!! http://www.nojumper.com/ SUBSCRIBE for new interviews (and more) weekly: http://bit.ly/nastymondayz  Follow us on SPOTIFY: https://open.spotify.com/show/4ENxb4B... iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/n... Follow us on Social Media: https://www.snapchat.com/discover/No_... http://www.twitter.com/nojumper http://www.instagram.com/nojumper https://www.facebook.com/NOJUMPEROFFI... http://www.reddit.com/r/nojumper JOIN THE DISCORD: https://discord.gg/Q3XPfBm Follow Adam22: https://www.tiktok.com/@adam22 http://www.twitter.com/adam22 http://www.instagram.com/adam22 adam22hoe on Snapchat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Welcome to the no glasses. Welcome to the no. Is the helixing on or off the table? Off? Okay, okay. Welcome to the glasses podcast on a no jumper network. I am Long Beach Griffey. Absolutely.

It's your boy. I'm about to actually say my government name. Jesus Christ. This is your boy, Mighty Bear. What's good with y'all? Let's do it. And today we have two special people that I like to see on the internet sometimes. I do not know.

at all. Yeah, don't worry, your paycheck will be in the mail like in two weeks. Give us some time. The fakeest podcast in the world, I am literally, I do not know who the is to the left of me are at all. Me either. I have no idea. Can you please tell us who y'all are? Hey, I'm J-O. I snuck in here. I love that. My name is Quasi. How'd you sneak in? Oh, I don't know, man. Oh, we just, like, found it on Google Maps. Actually, it was pretty easy. That's crazy. No, but I did, like, the step-by-step plan. Like, you go through the vents, you just like sneak in through the back like you know i saw like you guys were about to go in and then like the second you guys

went through security i just like went up and was like yo hey uh we're on the episode today see when i was looking at you i was all like i told you i had told you too i was all like them's like they're gonna sneak in this that's what i'm saying they look like they're sneaking for real but now i'm not on up security how y'all doing today man how are y'all mental health that's a good i'm good new year excited uh yeah i feel healthy that's cool that's cool Pretty good. Nice. That's how you know

you're going through some shit when you just say. Yeah, I'm okay. I'm getting ready to tear up and cry. Yeah.

Both my dogs died yesterday. I'm going through it though. I'll come make it too. I got cancer. Like he just whole thing about all the bad things going through. I just like,

but no, that's good. I'm glad. Real quick. Can we turn me up on the headphones just a little bit? I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. I should have said something when he asked if everything was okay.

This is my fault. This was my fault. Jesus Christ. Yeah. That's perfect. That's perfect. Thank you so much. Shout out to crew.

We always shout the crew out. Shout out to crew. Because they don't have to do this. This comes regular to them. But thank y'all so much for being here coming out on time. and doing all the stuff, man. Give it up for them. So yeah, man, like, so what's up, man?

Tell me how y'all got into what y'all get into. It's like, y'all do, like, y'all black markish, right. That's what we talked about. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's. Y'all be selling, y'all be selling this. How did y'all, how did that? Oh, oh. I mean, it's.

It's a difficult process, you know. Like, he's pretty much like the back-end dude. He got me because I'm a little more light-skinned, so people trust me more. I would trust him. I would trust him. Yeah. I would never think you were up to anything bad.

If I was a woman, I would definitely, I would definitely trust you. I mean, he looks like my house of morale is right now. No. He wears black socks. This guy, he would never stab me in the back. Absolutely. Never.

No, but honestly. What the fuck do y'all do? Well, content creator and musician. Nice. How long have you? Oh, wait. Go ahead. Oh, and I do like.

comedy like comedy skits and stuff like that oh i feel that i feel that uh so like what what made you guys do what you want to get into yeah um i i guess like i didn't start singing until like college uh 28 now but started like doing music and stuff and then when i graduated i ended up becoming a substitute teacher what the f right that is so yeah that is cool yeah it's cool i was the subteachers i want to be a substitute substitute just to do it i think it's just i think it'd be hilarious it was pretty fun and then they were the ones that told me about TikTok because I was like posting a cover in the blog and they're like, oh, this is TikTok, like this is 2019.

And then, oh, okay. What grade did you teach? I taught high school and middle school. Oh, this is my high school class. What was tougher? Oh, middle school is hell. I have to imagine. They're ruthless.

I mean, they're like, yeah, they're. And then one time I taught elementary, there was a kid that was like, are you a slave? Technically. Who's asking? that's a loaded question he's like I can be I can be why do you ask yeah middle school is ruthless

right like they what what race was the person who asked oh no that is crazy it's a good thing or the actual teacher because you'd have to have that awkward conversation of your child asked me if I was a slave

I don't think that's appropriate. It's a good thing. It's a good thing. I wasn't the fucking teacher. It was bad. Does your mom work in sweatshops? No. Just kidding.

Just kidding. But anyways. I'm going to fucking hell. So middle school. It's utter hell. No, I think it's really bad because, like, once the kids find out, like, oh, I don't have to pass to go to high school. Oh yeah, I don't go for them. They change and it is ruthless.

But then by sophomore year, because I literally have kids in both where I've like seen the progression. I did for four years like in the same school. Different schools. I did it all over the valley. I did L.A.Z all over the valley. What the fuck? Literally almost every high school in those going to the valley I've like been at. Oh wow.

And you're from out of here? I'm from the valley, yeah. Okay. Okay. Cool. So yeah, it was just like I'll see some students in like eighth grade and then UCMB bad and super like wild out. And then by sophomore year, when they have to retake classes with a year under, that's when they realize, oh, in high school, we have to redo a class if we fail. In eighth grade, you keep going.

So I think that's like the switch and personality and everything. Yeah. That's so fucking cool. What about you? Me, I'm the same, like, Valley Boy. Okay. I had a couple different jobs. At first, I worked at Whole Foods.

Nice. I was dealing with, like, all, like, the retail garage. Yeah, like, the racist, like, white people and, like, stuck up people and stuff. You definitely got that job because your life's skin. Yeah, because I just walked in and got it. I could never. I'm not even a lie. I walked in and got it.

I'm dead serious. Dude, I could never. They would never put my black ass in a whole food. I did work at Rouse, though. I worked at Rouse for a total of two weekends. Yeah. I didn't last in fucking Rouse at all. That was my first job.

What are you guys short as jobs? It was Rouse. The Rouse. Mine was actually one week, and I worked as a telemarketing agent and I fucking hated it because I literally had I was paid basically to call and harass people for things they did not

want. Was it remote? Yes. No. I'm sorry. No, I had to go I had to work until I get in an office but like literally like I would have to call people and be like, hey do you want to remodel your roof and it'll be like no and then I'll have to be like, don't you though? I'm like, no, they don't. Was that before you got the job at

at Amvance? It was before Best Buy. I wanted, I didn't even work there. Oh, Best Buy. Best Buy some shit. They literally, Best Buy kind of screwed me over. I can see you working at Best Buy. Because, yeah, I would have been great. I would have been. I would have been the CEO of Best Buy right now.

I can see that. But like, literally, like, when I got hired there, they were like, oh, okay, cool. We'll give us a drug test and we'll hear back from you. I never heard back from them, ever. I remember that. I took a drug test and I was just like, all right, when I start? I'm not doing it. drugs. What's up? Them Best Buy people are lazy though.

They were just like, I was just telling them the other day. I was like, Best Buy people are like almost like the Popeye's workers of electronics. That's a very interesting take. You be going up to Best Buy workers and they're just like, they're like, oh yeah, it's over there. Like, act like, why are you fucking bothering? Bro, what do you want? Like, bro, you work here.

Like, why do you seem bothered? Like, I think, it's like, okay. I think those employees and Walmart employees are like the worst. You can never find one. I used to work at Walmart. You can never. Run. Bro.

They'd be like, they'd be giving you attitude. Like, they'd be stacking. They'd be like, what the fuck? They'd be like, okay? Like, don't you know what's over there? But sometimes you be trying to get something like just some like some, some, some crackers and the people that's out there trying to stock the shelves, they will literally come and put the cart right in front of what you're doing. You're like, sir, I have not even gotten like, oh my God.

But the shortest, shortest jobs. What was the shortest job? Yeah. Oh man, I worked at Target. Oh, so did we. Oh, yeah. I was forgot I used to work here to Target game. The funny thing is, I worked there because I was like, damn, I need to, like, be more in touch with, like, the culture.

Like, I need some more ideas. Yeah, like, I was like, damn, I should just work at Target for a little bit. And, man, that shit got me fucked up, bro. I was like, this is for the birds. Jesus, I told them. That's important. I was a cashier, man. So was I.

Not me. Oh, was I. He was an honor. I sold four red cards because I had started at a store that had just, it had just been new. Like, they hired, they would hire anybody. You know what I mean? It don't matter, right? So I got the job, luckily, you'd feel me?

And the first week that we opened, the soft opening, I sold four red cards. They wanted me at cashier so bad. But I was like, no, put me on the field. I need to hide. I don't want to be around here. You feel? Yes. Target was a time.

Yeah. It was cool. I got hired as a cashier. I worked Black Friday. And honestly, I remember thinking it was like going to be crazy. And honestly, it really wasn't. I was just like, you quit right before Black Friday. Oh, hell yeah.

You got me fucked. If you think I'm working with the long, the lines are longer. Bro. Hell no. I don't know. I'll be honest with you. I honestly don't think it's that bad. And I only say it because you're just constantly ringing people up.

And for me, the shift went by so fast because there's never me not doing anything. I was just like ringing people up without even thinking. I was just walking around. I was walking around. During Black Friday, imagine. Nobody was bothering me either. Ain't that crazy? During Black Friday, nobody was bothering?

Nobody bothered me. Nobody was worried about me at all. But I was pushing a truck, so. You know what I mean? I worked at Walmart as a cart pusher, so I just stay outside. Damn. Was that the shortest job you had? No, no.

Shortest job I had was after my senior year in college, I decided, oh, I kind of miss, like, you know, working a 9-to-5 grind. Let me go back to a movie theater where there's benefits. Wait, you missed that way? I thought I missed the movies theater. I thought I missed the benefits. I was like, let me like go back to a movie theater. I could watch free movies whenever I want.

And I can bring guests and all that. So I was like, all right, cool. Like, let me go back there. And literally I did training and one day. Damn. And I was just like, why would I sit here for five hours to make like $20 an hour, one hour of being like 15 or whatever? And I was like, I'm an Uber driver.

Like I can make way more than one hour. the Uber driver. Same. Yeah. And they were even telling me while they were hiring me, like, you seem overqualified. Are you sure you want to work here? I was like, yeah, I want to work here. And they never licked me in that, like, I show up to play.

They're like, nigga, you need this job. They know you need a job and will literally not give it to you. Yeah, like, if you try to like walk out and quit, they're just going to laugh. Like, come on, bro. Let's be for real. Good luck, buddy. Yeah. Like, who's going to hire you?

Let's be ready. See you next week. Have you seen your resume? There's like two lines on there. Just imagine just being so like, you just look like you in the worst position in your life. Like, you show up to the job interview on like a bike with a flat tire. Oh, my shit. You're not in no type of clothes.

Like you look just terrible. Just like a stain. They're like, you need this job, but we're not going to give it to you. Why? You desperately look like you need a job, but not ours. Oh, my God. Jesus, man. That's funny.

Okay, yeah, so how did you get into content? So me, I got into content because I was just like, I was kind of like class clown, you know? And I was really depressed as a kid, so I would always just use comedy as a way to like cope. You know what I mean? Because like I don't really have like a lot of like friends and stuff people make fun of me. And I'm like, fuck. Like all I do is just like, you know, jack off and like play video games. Same.

Yeah, same. Hey, that's real though. All I do is just jack off play video games. I can get no girls on nothing. bro. I would literally beat off into a depression. Yeah. You ever beat off so much in a day, you just get sad after like the sixth time.

It starts hurting, bro. Yeah, no, for real. Like mentally, physically, you're like, damn. You should be sitting there like, man, you just feel disgusting. But like, you're not going to go right back and pull your dick back out. Bro, I invented new ways of like watching porn, bro. What? Let him tell this.

Let him tell this. Bro say, let him cook. He thought the way you watch his porn was normal. What do you mean? No, no, the correction. People think the way I watch porn is not normal, right? So this is what, I mean, yeah. Go ahead and tell your story.

I'm gonna write a walk through team. Yeah, no, so everybody's like, oh, let me like, you know, just jack off like whatever, like regular lotion. I'm like, lotion, man, like, you pour? Like, you get some, you need to get, I, you get one, get baby oil. Never go wrong, baby oil, right? And what I used to do, damn. What I used to do, I used to, like, have these really nice,

silk sheets, bro, and I'd be fucking shit on. You would do what? Don't bring this up later on my career, please. I'm not judging. And then, but. The crazy part. The crazy part. Well, he thinks it's weird because I used to hook up my computer to my TV and then

air and then like, HDMI that shit. So I see the porn on the TV. And then I would have three or four different tabs. So I go, because you know, you'd be watching porn. You're like, damn, that shit looks good too. I'm like, I'm watching all of them. Same time. At the same time.

You just flip through it? No. I have, because, okay. So you have windows. You minimize. it just you can see boom. Like so they're all windows stacked up. Stacked up next to each other.

So I'm watching everything at the same time from them to everything. Y'all, you bet that. I'm watching everything. Okay, so me, I'm a type of nigga where I skip through shit, right? So were you skipping through multiple, like, that's a good question. That's a good question.

So listen. So you find the porn. So it's like, let's say, I like back shots in this one or whatever. You find it's like, like some porn I'd be like, damn, I need like the longer 40 minute version because you know, points be like 40 minutes. Yeah. Like the 40 minute version because the back shots be longer.

So I was like, okay, so I'm playing them all at the same time. And it don't matter how long the businesses are because each section or each segment of each scene is long enough to get through my net. See, that's how I got good at editing, bro. So I'm saying like, you had to, and it's all in the ASTMI because the computer screen was too small. Bro. I need to see this shit in 4K.

This is how I got good at editing. What the fuck? I'm dead ass, bro. I see it. You're not a master beater. You're a master beater. No, bro. I literally, I have defeated porn.

You have. I won't. No. Like, actually. Yeah. Yeah. Actually. Actually.

Like, it's over now. Like, I can't. Like, there's nowhere to go. Like, you know, you're just like, MJ and it's like, damn. You know, I'm just to retire because I got, like, you make me not want to ever watch porn every day. That's why. You know what? Because I feel like I'm not doing another.

Yeah, for real. I feel like I'm literally like at the bottom of the barrel now after hearing all this shit. He said VR was too basic. What? It's like, you know, because I'm real. Because I started working out, right? So if I work out and I tell the nigga my workout regimen and he tell me, nah, you got to do this. Then I feel like I'm not burning enough calories.

I'm weak. That is so interesting. That is very interesting. I'm not about to judge you either because that is so. That's optimal. Yeah. What else do you call it? That's optimal.

Like, I'm not, I'm not gonna, like, watch porn at, you know, just, what it's that novice level. Like, I'm not going to do that. Like, you always, you strive for excellence and everything. So it's just like, I'm dead serious. Like, people think I'm joking, but it's like, people are like, oh, I'm watching my phone. It's like, you fucking bitch. Like, you're on your phone? Bro, I just porn on God of Warbone.

Yeah. That, nigg. Bro, you are a. As a curve because that is just something I wouldn't be able to do you watch your porn that way or? Hell no. You watch your phone. He thought I was weird for using the phone. It's too small a screen.

You don't, you don't, but you go to the movie theaters to watch a big ass movie on a big ass screen. That's just stupid, right? It's called convenience because when you're on an airplane, you're willing to watch it on your phone. Oh, what? Am I on an airplane every day? Am I jacking off on an airplane? If you're like in bed. Actually, jacking off on an airplane is in.

insane. Yeah, that's a little wild. I'm trying to get a... What do you mean? What do you mean? What do you mean? Where do you go for that? Bro has no destination.

This thing got money and now they let them jack up on food. That's wild, man. I got to work harder. I got to work harder, bro. It's the secret Delta sweet, bro. And he can afford to be banned by Nairla. What the fuck is happening right now? Oh my God

Okay, okay Okay, we got to chill, real clean We got to chill Let's go back to the jobs Bro, that is your job What are you talking about? Hey, I can't have no more jobs after this though They can't see this podcast

It's gonna be done They'll be like Why do you want to work at Target? I'm like, you the nigger that watch porn I'm like eight different screens I tried that shit man that shit is that shit is monumental

oh that's hilarious that shit is genuinely hilarious that's how you get that's you get hired to like on the big startup companies like Tesla and shit maybe like hey we see what you're doing like you're innovative innovative is fun

Jesus Christ what can you do with this this model okay let's get serious again all right oh god when did we start we never do we never do um so yeah what's what's like what's the what's the what's the what's the end go for y'all like what do y'all want to do you just want to do you guys just want to be like content creators

or do you just want to do something yeah no um no i feel like uh i want to be i mean i want to sell at stadiums but like definitely like as i grow the music as well as dive into content and acting everything i feel like the closest parallel would be childish gambino oh i love him yeah he's great um definitely i'm actually watching community right now as well. I've seen Atlanta. I've seen two seasons of Atlanta.

I need to finish it out. But yeah, like definitely, like I feel like just being able to be in like the host space, the acting space, as well as the music space, but be fully respected in the music

because like everybody, especially all comedians, like I was actually thinking about doing like some research on the parallel between comedians and music because it's actually ridiculous how many do music like from Eddie Murphy to, you know,

like, yeah, like he has hit songs and like all these comedians. And like, yeah, like they're all tied into music in some way and um but child gambino is like on another level as far as like he's fully respected as an artist as well as a comedian and not to say that the others aren't but like that's like what i would like to do if i do end up doing comedy that music is still respected

yeah no for sure i feel the same way but i just see it in a different light i feel like i'm too goofy and i feel like most people they do take me serious when it comes to me making music but like they really want me to drop some some actual shit But I'm just the only time when I start writing, it just goes into a whole different left field. And now I'm writing about, like, you know, stupid shit. Like, fuck my baby mama and shit like that. Which I will never release because, you know.

But it's just like, it's like, it's, it's, it's, it's, I definitely understand what you're saying. You know, you want to be respected as an artist. And just not just this guy's like, oh, like, he, oh, he's just a funny man that wants to make, wants to make music now. You know what I mean? Like, and that's what a lot of comedians get.

You know what I mean? They get the whole like, oh, you know what I mean? You can. You know, you can't do this. Like, you can't, like, who's to say? Who can do what? Right, exactly. You know what I mean?

It's like, if you fuck what if you fuck with it. If you don't. If it's good, if it's good, it's good. And like, that's like been the big thing for me too, especially like making sure people know, like, yo, I was doing the music thing before comedy. Like literally. That's what I tell people all the time.

Yeah. If my students did not tell me about TikTok, I would have never done comedy videos. I was posting covers and blogs. And then it just happened to post comedy. And it took off like in four months. I had a million followers. So it's like, damn.

I was not expecting to do comedy, but now it's like, okay, now I'm willing to sacrifice to the views and all that and just be like, all right, let me just promote music now. Yeah, sure. And you might as well do it while you got it. Yeah, exactly. Exactly. Especially on TikTok. The TikTok is definitely, I tell everybody, getting a TikTok, it don't matter what you want to do, do TikTok. Because the algorithm is set up for people to see your stuff.

You know what I mean? You can put out something your whole life can change. Keith Lee right now is going crazy. Right, right. He's going crazy within a year, right? And he's just getting so much publicity. And a lot of people do even know him as a fighter. Like, you were actually a fan of him as a fighter.

Yeah, I was like, he told me about him. And I was like, and I looked him up and I was like, bro, this dude used to fight him like Bellator. Like he was an MMA fighter. Oh, wow, crazy. So he like, he got cut from like Bellator and then I guess he just started doing that. So I was like, damn, bro, you could have been doing that the whole time. You didn't have to fight nobody. But he's still fighting.

He said he's still fighting. Yeah, a lot of people think he's like, he's like, he's like, he's a, he's, he's and five or something like that he gonna stop i'll tell you no he literally like he's retired he literally in about a year he'll he'll be set he'll be set for life i mean he's set for life now in my opinion of that shit yeah he's for sure no for sure he's good he's good for sure what about you me uh i always like i said like yeah i always like use comedy to cope when i was like younger and stuff uh and i always i was always scared it's like oh man like i'm weird i'm weird whatever because you know like you're like really shunned for that but then when you i always say like

when you grow up, you realize the people who aren't weird don't hardly have anything. It's like being weird, it's like or like having like some sort of like mental like, you know, quote unquote disability. It's like it just means your brain is unlocked in a new way because everybody's in this box. Yeah. But it's like that, like you having that being able to think outside the box and be like, oh, mate, what if you like switch it that way? Like a dude or did that. That actually makes you more creative or more like able to adapt. So I was like, oh, I'm actually like, it actually makes me like special type of way.

So like I always watch like key and peel day Chappelle like yeah you know what I mean like like Tim Robinson and stuff like that like so I just love just like how they went about their comedy and it's like those like small moments of joy when I laugh like I was always chasing that you know because it's like it takes away like you can have like the worst situation but a laugh like it can always sneak itself in there you know what I mean you should be like you know just like oh like my fucking like mom dad or whatever and then it's just not saying my mom died no I was gonna say wait Yeah, no, but then if somebody's like, it's like, yeah, but she did make you like, you know, do them dishes or something like that, you know what? And it's like you, you like laugh and it's like, oh, wow, like that made me feel better about this situation. So I always like watch them and I was like, you know, I want to like, like I want to like the Charles Camino thing. I also want to like, you know, branch out and do other stuff. Yeah. Because I have like a lot of other interests. But comedy is definitely like my, my first love for sure. Yeah. I really, I really love that. I would say just do everything. I would say do everything because, you know, you know, Some things, it's like you might get to a place when you just all like you really value something else more.

You know what I mean? Because no matter how, you know, y'all get to a place where y'all have mass successful. And no matter how successful you are, it feels like in that moment, you feel like that's going to last forever. You know what I mean? And it's not to say that you can't have a long haul and you're not going to be super yourself because y'all both going to be very, very successful. I believe that. That's why I brought you on a podcast because I needed the cloud.

Thank you. But to have this space, we feel like, you know, it's going to last a long time. But it's like, y'all got to remember, like, this shit is not going to last forever. You know what I mean?

Like, I'm realizing that now. I'm like, I don't really want to do comedy no more. You know what I mean? Yeah. I don't want to be the, you know, the uncanncelable. I didn't even give myself that fucking title.

Yeah, I was like everybody else say. I didn't say that shit. You know what I mean? But it's like, I want to do something that just makes me, you know, that gives me a different light. You know, I only want to do music for access. I don't want the fucking billboard. I don't want to be the best fucking rapper in the world. I want access to go to fucking music festivals.

That's what I want. I just want to go to music festivals. I don't want to pay. Remember this. If I get into a music festival, you got to come. Stop playing. I got you. I'm serious, bro.

I'm serious because I just, I just want to be happy. Do a 30-minute set. enjoy the rest of the festival. That's fire. You know what I mean? That's all I want. You know, I just want to access. Oh, yeah, you perform at rolling loud every year?

Yeah. Not because, you know, it's my dream. But, nigga, I don't want to be able to go and just be like, you know what I mean? Right on a little back caddy, the cat that they have back there. That's all I want to do. Like, you feel? Yeah. But you're for me?

Yeah, that's cool, though. Man, I appreciate it. What do you want to do with your life? Man, that is a loaded question. You know, it's hard. Because life speaks you in a lot of different directions. So right now, I think I want to focus on Twitch streaming. And I think I want to focus on becoming a data analyst.

A data analyst? Why? Yeah. That is, what do they do? Analyze data, I guess. I don't know. I'll figure it out when I get there. But, like, yeah, apparently it's a nice starting position for IT.

And I think that's what I'm going to do for now. I also want to do YouTube. Do you like coding? No. At least I've never done it before. So how do you code? I mean, it's like learning. Yeah, it's like MySpace.

Something like that. I mean, similarly, but. That's too much for me. I mean, you know, I mean, you have, like, your own music on your MySpace page and, like, alter the back page or whatever it is. Wait, back page? Not back page. Not, no, no, no, no, no.

I meant, like, the, uh, your, I thought we was about to talk about back page. Only been one time. Oh, no, no, your, uh, your profile, like you change, like, the background and stuff. Yeah. Oh, okay. It was cool. Yeah, it was a cool time. It's programming.

That sounds wild. So, now, I have some facts. I have some facts about both of y'all, and I'm going to bring them up, things that you didn't think I would know, but I actually do. So, J.O., in 2013, you were hit by truck and died for 18 minutes. How was that? Yeah, I mean, it was, wow, how did you find that out? That's actually crazy. Yeah, I mean, it was, it was, I don't remember it, but from what my family tells me, they were very,

sad and they thought they lost me. Do you remember the color of the truck? I think it was white with the green back, but interesting. I think it was that waste company. Do you hate trucks now? I mean, I wouldn't drive one, nor would I walk in front of one again, but definitely

like, yeah, I'm able to avoid and move through life. Where were you on your way to? I was actually, like, I was on campus and I was walking between campuses. That sucks. Some of us suck to get. hit by Trump. Yeah, it was crazy, but I got it stronger.

Is it? Yeah. Quasy. In 1987, you wrote and directed your first porno film about a fox and a tetherball pole. Can you explain this? Yeah. You know, I just was inspired. One of my favorite games to play, like, you know, the, you know, the tetherball?

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That was one of my favorite games to play. You know, I also like animals. So when you were hitting balls, you just thought about foxes and tetherball posts. Unfortunately, yeah, unfortunately.

But, I mean, it became, like, one of my most lucrative opportunities, I feel. And it really set me apart, like, in the animal pole space. So I feel, I feel like if I didn't get to make that, you know, I wouldn't be able to take care of my family the way I am. So brave. Interesting. So brave and noble. Now, I have a question for both of you. And please, do not lie.

In 2020, the both of you were caught at a Jews hospital pulling cords out the walls. Why do y'all want children to die? You said, you said Jews to? St. Jude's. Oh, St. Jukes. Yeah, it wasn't that we want children to die. We were just really trying to film a TikTok. And we didn't know it was attached to the kids bench.

Imagine to pull the cord challenge. Yeah, I know. His hands on TikTok. That's how dedicated we are through crap. That's what I'm saying. We shouldn't be laughing at this. I apologize to St. Jude. And every hospital out there, we are not menaces.

We actually love kids in the healthy way. And we definitely would love to give a donation to St. Jude's in the future when we get a bag. But until then, you'll be in my thoughts of praise. Here's my thing. I wouldn't put it past Gen Z to do the pull the plug challenge. Somebody would. No, I wouldn't. I don't think I would.

What's the next generation after Gen Z? Is it Gen Theta? We're going to, I think the world's going to end. Oh, yeah. That makes sense. It's just like that's it. I think that's it. I think this is all.

It's like all the other, all the like the babies that are being born are just going to like not make it. Yeah. I kind of like that. Like, so we can't have kids. Wait, isn't your kid? Yeah, I fucked him over. Damn.

Yeah, he has to live. You don't know what generation of your kid is? I don't know. I don't think would he be. Would he be like, Genzy? I'm not sure. I don't think so. You think it's a 20-year gap?

Yeah, I don't know. I don't know. Because JD starts at what? 96. 1996, 97. That's crazy. 97, yeah. I'm 96.

No, I'm not. I wonder how the kids, like, the kids are, like, nowadays feel about their parents just, like, running through, like, all the resources, like, right in front of them. You know what I mean? Yeah. Oh, Jen Alpha. I thought the world just was over after that. Wow. Can you just imagine?

So it restarts, that's kind of lazy. Yeah. Are we're going to have Baby Boomers a sequel? Like, we're going to go into another war? I think we're going to go into another pandemic. At this rate, probably. I think we're going into another pandemic. Wow.

Yeah, I think, I think, I think, I think, that would be kind of nice, Loki. I was relaxing. It was, it was pretty, it was okay. It was cool. I thought I was, come on, that was relaxing. You could just make TikToks? I think this for the simple fact that, like, traffic is not existing. But, yes.

Oh, like, yeah, TikTok's an unemployment? Oh, yeah. I think, I think us being content creators, I think would be okay. but like people like a lot of people lost their jobs i mean i was a teacher when it happened i was no not about that i'm talking about the people who were already unemployed or like you know didn't have an opportunity to get employed oh okay i have to say i have to say that's why no i feel you i feel you i get i just thought it was i mean i thought it was hilarious a lot of people's lives were really yeah no that was bad that was bad the death part but like everything else like

no like the opportunities and stuff come on bro like no i wrote a lot of skits in the pandemic like I feel like that was like a good you know how many people died in the lemon that's how many people died in pandemic like man that's terrible a lot like five like a well over no I definitely have some friends and family

friends that yeah same same yeah same okay we should probably move more from this topic okay so I asked you guys this out in the hallway Hitler or Hitler and Martin Luther King is drowning who are you saving

be honest Martin Luther King is not even a hesitation. Martin Luther King. Why? He had a nice speech, man. I think that's kind of anti-Semitic. What? Whoa, I mean, I don't...

How was that anti-Semitic? Hitler wasn't a Jew? Wasn't he? No. Wait, wait. No, he wasn't. I will let him drown. See ya, bud.

You're going to shake his hand on the way out? Yeah, no. Martin Luther King. Is this is this? Isn't that kind of racist? Are you only saving him because he's black? What time period is it?

Wait, what time period is this? Oh, like baby Hitler? Before he did anything wrong? If y'all had the chance, would I just kind of like change, try to change Hitler? Or do you think it was inevitable? Absolutely not.

Do you think it's inevitable? That man has darkness in his heart that cannot be safe. How do you know that? No, they said. They tried. They said, They said, this is a video I was probably going to do, but then Kandne, like, fucked it up for me.

No, you can still do it. I know. Or I can do it. I can do it. I can do it. I can do it. Or we can do it together. Actually, that's better.

We can do it together. Listen, if we do it together, everybody will understand. It's not anti-Semitic. It's not anti-Semitic. And nobody, just to be, just to throw this out there, nobody here is anti-Semitic. Yeah. At all. Not even a little bit.

No. Because the Jews have too much power and they can, destroy our lives. Yeah, no, I mean, I love them, but I would say, yeah, because, like, he was an artist, man. Like, he was, like, before

he did, like, went into politics, that's how, like, got started. He wrote mind comfort. Yeah, so I was just like, man, like, if he just had to, somebody to encourage him, you know what I mean? Like a good, like, a good artist, like coach, like a good painting coach

that encouraged him to, like, stay in art. I think he could. I think you can change anybody, right? I think you could change R. Kelly before he got to do what he was doing. Yeah. You know what I mean? But I think he could be saved, Jared.

Absolutely not. But I feel like his mind was telling him no. But his body was telling him, yes. Like R. Kelly. Yeah. R. Kelly. Damn. To this day, I still get mad that he did that shit.

Yeah. Because he was so fucking good. He took all my karaoke songs away. It's crazy. He was so good. Like his music was so fucking amazing It's so fucking it's still so fucking good You know what I mean

But it's just so fucking crazy Like you have the world nigga Why are you doing this? And now black cookups will never be the same I mean they still are Every time I go to the skating rink They still play They still play it

And everybody still And everybody still they still be dancing to it And I'm like We all preach this thing But it's like we're still gonna play his music At the end of the day She's like, why do horrible people have to make such good art? I just like, no.

No, for sure. Like, what was Mel Gibson? Like, I'm black, right? So, like, just you guys know, but, like, I'm black. And it's, uh, and like, he was just like, oh, like, can you say the N-Ward on this? Yeah, you can say whatever. You can even say hard art. Yeah, so, like, he was just like, he was just saying really like, just racist shit.

And I was like, it was like racist, like, it was like, I feel from, like, the recording. Like you can relate to it. Yeah. Yeah. Like you agree. No, no, I wouldn't not say that. So, I, like, he was just saying racist shit. But I was like, fuck, but Apocalypse is still a good movie.

You know what I mean? You haven't seen it? I don't think I've never seen it. I don't think I've seen it. It's a good, I mean, but it's just a good movie. And I'm like, fuck, like, why did you? Like, I had such good memories with that movie. And it's just like, why this racist motherfucker like making me feel like this?

Yeah. Like, it feels like one of them relationships where to do is, like, messing you, over and it's just like we love him and you want to change him? Yeah. So I felt like kind of like a girl right there but. And you're absolutely right.

You can't change him and you should not try to. That's crazy. I think you just don't like Hillary, bro. Anyway. I hope he doesn't. Yeah. That's a valid statement. Yeah.

Anyways, okay. Next question. Would you rather be locked in a mall with a dinosaur or a pedophile? Have y'all? seen like the stranger things? Wait,

how big are they though? How big are the pedophiles? How big is the dinosaur? Or the pedophile. Like, it changes varying on their size. Yeah, is it like a

pedophile? That's scary, bro. He's like a big pedophile. He's like bald. I think he wears glasses. I think I'll be good if I'm with a pedophile

because I'm not a kid. I'm in a mall. There's weapons. I can take anything. We don't even know what like dinosaurs sound like, let alone how quick they move

because like we're just going off theory at this point it's bones like they got like for real how do we know what they sound like so it's like why would I want to be in a in a in a mall with a dinosaur yeah I think uh the dinosaurs killing you for sure I don't you don't think you don't think the pedophiles a bigger threat no not at all the fact that he's going for kids means that he can't handle Ben what if they're kids in the mall too then I'll save the kids they can't save the kids from dinosaurs they've met their maker at that point

what you might to say I'm not I'm not going to say I'm not even going to say that I'm not going to say it I'm not going to say it because like this is just

this is just learning in class so this is not me condone nothing nothing right he does not condone pedophilia or any of my people here I was just about to correct you I was like I don't think that's true I think it has to do something in their past

but I just didn't want to come off as defending pedophiles I don't want to be like, nope, that's not true. You know what I mean? I'm not trying to like, okay. I don't want to really jump to the defense side. I just kind of laid back a little bit. Well, if you're a petapile, please comment and let us know what your

pop process is. Let us know what your thoughts are. Let us know why. Let us know why you're not attracted. You're just trying to understand you as well. Yeah, let us know. It's a same space. Please.

Or is it though? Yeah. Meanwhile, we'll have 9-1-1 on speed dial. That's him, officer. It's him. Get him. Oh, my God. That's so hilarious.

Feel free to email, Griffey. Please do Please do No he'll He'll just like Fucking gather them all together Get them all in one room Together

Like so what's y'all type It's like So what other interests you guys have I'll just be stuck on that interest I'll be like Why do y'all do what y'all do Oh my gosh Yeah this is about to go to a bad place

So let me change So right There's a question I like to ask all my friends It's probably like my favorite question It's probably a question I'm literally going to ask Any guests that I have on this podcast. All right.

What'd y'all suck dick for a million dollars? Ageo a question. The million dollar question. The million dollar question. No. Why not? I think I'm going to be a millionaire without it. So I think that costs it too low.

Here's the thing, though, right? Isn't that kind of like homophobia? Isn't it a homophobic? I mean, okay, actually, okay, actually, hold on. How long? And does, do they have to? exactly. If they're none of your mouth, you get an extra

500K? I think I'll stick with a million. I'll be good. A million's a lot of money. I feel like as a hetero, having another man bust in your mouth is kind of like, it's kind of disrespectful.

It's like, how do you come down from that? I mean, you just wipe all the tears away with a million dollars that you just made. All the shame of regret is eventually going to go, way. You buy a new mouth. Yeah. There you go. Absolutely. You just buy new teeth. Cut your tongue out, buy a new one.

You got to buy a new tongue. Quasi? It's circumstantial, man. He's like, I need to see the dick. Yeah, what are the circumstances? There's too many moving pieces and there's too many different factors, right? I need to know all of them. Yeah.

It's like, how big is the dude? Like, do we got to do? a bus like you know is like how how was inflation impact the economy so see how much the million dollars is going to help me and you already got money like do i believe in myself is this me when i'm down i'm like oh everything ain't working like you know how many people how many people know let's say you know what i'm saying that's because it's like if nobody knows you'll never be the niggas especially since it's on a podcast because like imagine if you ask me this question off the podcast yeah because these are always see and this is why i asked the question because they're

so many factors that go into it, right? Like, is your family gonna be safe? Yeah, that's what I'm saying. That's what people know it's more about like my mom. Like, yeah. People just think about she's cool. Yeah. And they just like, fuck no. You know what I mean? Like that's a dick. I'm too masculine for this. But I just feel like

you know, given the circumstances, if I had to, I think I probably would. There are actually like, that's not bad. That's not bad. For a million. It's a million dollars though. You know what I mean? you know what you can do with a million you can invest in life you can invest in so many

businesses and your own business just in case just for the long dollar the long haul that's an investment it can change your life if you need it right there in there right and i don't know about y'all but me i think i could suck dick good no i never did it before but i think if i had to come down to it i think i would literally i'd make that nigger bus so fast it's like i never did it if you do it if you make a nigger bust in two minutes it never happened it's like a Eagles. That it never happened. If you make a nigga bus in two minutes, it's

it never happened. Oh yeah, that's professional numbers. You're speed running at that point. I mean, yeah, damn. How much for the handy? Nope, you don't get nothing. Because anybody can touch a dick. No. I mean, yeah, but you got to think about it. Like, a lot of like, like my gay friends

is like, they're happy, you know what I mean? So I'm just like, I feel like there's something missing. Like they know something you don't? I mean, obviously because it's just like, like, I always, Because, no, I'm being dead serious, bro. Like, they're, like, because as men, I'm gonna get really kind of serious. But, like, as men, like, you're kind of, like, restrained by a lot of stuff. Like, ooh, I got to be a man or like, no, I enjoy that.

Toxic masculinity. Yeah, it's just, like, this toxic masculinity. And it's just like, but, like, gay people have tons of money. You know what I mean? I've never seen a bro gay nigga. Yeah, they're very creative. And they're just free. There's, like, like, sometimes, like, as men, like, you know what I mean?

You don't want to admit it. But sometimes, like, I just want to be, like, I just want to snap a nigger face. Like, like, You know what I mean? I don't want to do that sometimes. Right. But like, you're like,

like, no, I'm not, you do you, you, you have the freedom to do that. I know, but it's just like, it's just the way,

like you grow up in the, the masculinity, you know what I'm saying? You know what I'm going to be judged if you did something like that? It's not necessarily about the judgment. It's just about like,

the toxic mass, like, it's just about like massaging and stuff, like how you're like affected by it. Yeah. So yeah. I think,

I just think that just goes with, and I'm going to get serious, too. I just think it just goes in with the conditioning of, you know, the whole gender role situation. You know what I mean? It's like most of these things make you feel uncomfortable because I had a moment when I was younger, I had came out the room because I thought I heard somebody call me, right? I thought I heard my dad call me.

My dad, he's an OG. So, like, he used to be one of them hoodnickers. So he's just sitting there, he got a cigarette, and he just smoking a cigarette. And he's standing halfway in. I hate when old heads do that. He was standing halfway in the house and halfway outside the house. And he was just looking at me. And then I came in and I was like, who called me?

And then he was like, nobody called you. And I kind of left. I did this when I left. And he called me out the room and he was like, what the fuck was you doing? It was all like, well, what the fuck is this? I said, I don't know. I was just doing it. It was all like, like, don't be doing that gay-ass shit.

And I was like, but at the time, you know what I mean? Like, at the time, it's like, there's this kind of like barrier of like gay was wrong. But it's like, just me growing up. had to tell me, nobody had to tell me that, like, being gay was a problem. Like, I figured, I, growing up, I was all like, why is a nigga so, why are a nigga so pressed about what other people do with their lives? Exactly. You know what I mean?

Like, why are you mad that another, that another human being decides to do certain stuff by themselves? Get that dick out of there. That is a, that's a flaw. Get it out. Why are you so upset with what a man does with another man. It has nothing to do with you. It has nothing to do with your pockets, what you're doing, or anything like that.

So why are you, you know what I mean? That's just something I just was learned when I grew up, and I'm glad, like, you know, I had that realization. I just thought about it. I'm like, it is what it is. You know what I mean? Obviously, it's not my preference, but I'm not going to, I'm really not going to judge nobody and be like, oh, he's gay because he over there walking another man.

He kissed the man. Yeah. Like, and I have some of the funniest gay friends in the whole fucking world. Like my friend Callum, that nigga is so fucking hilarious. I've been to a gay club. That was one of the funnest fucking clubs that I've been to in a fucking long-ass time. The men, they just look at you and they know you straight. Yeah.

Yeah. They know you straight. And they don't bother you. You feel me? No, they know you straight and they want to. They want to. They want to test. They do.

They do. But that's nice, though. As men, you don't really get that, you know? Yeah. When you go to a gay club. That's true. You're like, yeah.

You go to gay clubs, you get all this attention. You be like, damn, nigga like maybe I should be gay. Like, you buy me drinks. You complimenting me.

It's just great. Yeah. Boy, you better stop, boy. Yeah. I think the first time I was faced with like homophobia for real was back in like middle school.

There was like a tape of these two guys that were kissing and they got, not expelled. They got suspended for like a week. Wow. Ain't that wild? That shit was crazy.

Imagine. in a suspect. Private school or public? This was public. In L.A. Not L.A. Well, it's Carson, California. L.A. basically.

What school? Curtis. Oh. Oh, damn. He's putting him on blast. Put him on blast. Fuck. There you go.

But, like, it was seriously one of those things from here where I'm just like, I kiss my girlfriend all the time. What the fuck is this? What do you mean? They can't kid? Why?

That's the first time I was really like, what was, yeah, like, where I started questioning that, too, what's the issue? Like, I don't understand. People kiss around the cabas all the time. Yeah. I think the barrier of like, you know, homosexuality and homophobia, I think it's just dumb.

It's so stupid. It's really dumb. Like, I fuck with everybody. You don't matter who it is. And everybody say, like, I'm this or I'm not on the internet because I made this type of video or that type of video. But it's like, I'm friends with all type of people, everybody. I just don't like black people. A million percent.

A thousand percent. A thousand percent. This was a joke. This was a trick. Like, you guys are not making guys this alive. It was a ploy Y'all not going home Y'all are a long away from home

Get some more extreme You're not fucking going on Man so what y'all got coming up next He's releasing a song actually He's recent one of his I would say personally I would say it's his best song to date And it's very polished

It's beautiful Thank you thank you guys What's your what's your favorite song none of all the songs that you made that are out or that are out or unreleased um unreleased yeah it's right there so i got catalog fall for you or are meant to be and falphy is the one that he's talking about that's coming out uh out of release chronically single i just i thought of that's chronically single yeah definitely we're gonna we we need we need we need to remind him to put his put his song in the description of the thing so yeah we can do that we can make that happen that'd be

great yeah if we could if we could put it somewhere i don't know who edits the videos but put it somewhere in the hey will it be on like streaming services or anything yeah that one's out chronically single has been out so everywhere and uh yeah it's uh pretty much just about being single most my life i've only been in one relationship so oh really yeah i can relate to that how is that actually not a lot of people can relate to that are you still with that person no no no i was like that was 2018 so oh 2018 yeah you haven't dated since then i mean i've dated i just have oh you haven't been a relationship uh i see do you want to unpack that I mean, ask me the right question.

I don't know. I just, I don't know. I just haven't been a relationship. I think I'm picky for relationships because it requires a lot of commitment and sacrifice that would pull away from my career that I'm already committing and sacrificing to. So that's going to, that person's going to come along. It has to be the right person. Definitely.

And I'm just not in a rush for that, even though there's societal pressure and family pressure. Oh, yeah. I have a twin brother that got married. So it's like pressure all around. And like, oh, when are you doing that? Yeah, exactly. But I think like, you know, I don't know. I don't want to be like, I don't want to hop into a relationship just because I want to be in a relationship and then end up breaking up.

Like, heartbreak is a bitch. Like, you know, like I'd rather take my time, find that person that I can see myself spending my life with instead of just, yeah, you know, dating to have fun or dating because I'm insecure or dating. Definitely. No, you're doing it right, actually. Most people, most people date for all the wrong reasons. No, literally, yeah. They don't even know why they're in relationships. They're just like in them.

You know what I mean? Yeah. Jesus, what about you? You got anybody special in your life? Right now, I mean, like, yeah, somebody I'm talking to. But yeah, it's kind of the same thing. It's like, you know, I don't want it to, like, take away from, like, what I'm doing. Because it's like, I feel like, I don't know.

I feel like I really need to, like, do stuff for, like, my family, you know, like, have, like, you know, my mom as, like, the woman of my life, you know what I mean. I feel it. I feel like, I feel like she's. sacrifice so much for me, I just feel like I can't, I don't know, sometimes it feels weird. Like, I can't be just, like, going around, like, being in a relationship, like, giving so much time to, like, some other girl that's, like, might not be solid because blood is, like, blood is blood, so. These niggas too wholesome.

No, I mean, that's just us for now. Like, we have a whole pack where, like, if we don't be successful by, like, what was it, 35? We're going to be conservatives, bro. I was going to switch up. I was like, these niggas are going to feel my wrath. I'm going to be, like, can't if someone's, like, dude. You don't want to see me not successful.

Bro. Yeah. So make it successful so we don't become. Yeah. You don't want to hear me being conservative. I'm going to be like, I'm going to emboldened the fuck out of these white people. Oh, that's hilarious. Well, this has been the Glasses podcast.

Yeah. Thank y'all so much for coming out. And y'all, y'all had to drive three hours, right? No, I mean, we lived 10 minutes away, but we were in Santa Monica, so, yeah, two hours. Oh, like two hours, yeah. Wait, how far is Santa Monica for me? Traffic. Really?

A little path. We're not, well, not, we're before 7th or we're in Burbank, right? Yeah. Yeah. I don't know. I don't know. I'm not a marine biologist. I have no idea where anything else.

Yeah, it was like an hour and a half. Jesus. Do you got anything you want to promote? The music? Promote it. What's y'all handles? Tell the people. Tell the people.

Let them know who you are. I don't know, man. Candles at J-O-J-A-O on most platforms, IG, TikTok, J-O-2 on YouTube, and for now. Let's go, let's go. Yeah, yeah. And then my ad is Quaychi, K-W-E-C-H-I. It's pretty much same on everything.

Make skits, rants, and stuff like that. So, check me out. I called you Koochooch for the longest. Even at my Halloween party. I was like, I'm going to give you this. I'm going to let it slide because it's like the first time. No, you got to correct me. because, yeah.

I went with that name and I thought it was so cool. I think he announced it too on the mic. Oh my gosh, jail and Kucci! Yeah, I thought you were just drunk. You're like,

Coochee! I was drunk as fuck in my Halloween party. I'm not going to lie. It's like, it's like, damn, I was like, yeah, I was really going to ask you that too before you actually said your name

was like, how'd you land on the name Kucci? Let's start there. Yeah. Very fascinating name convention you got going on. I tried to make something that you couldn't like mess up and pronounce because my name is Kweecy

and then people were like, who crazy, Kwayze? I'm like, oh, God. I got to really, like, pick this. And then I picked that. And then you said that, I'm like, damn, somebody just found away. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

It's all good. I just really, I just really thought that was that was it. And I wish you would have corrected me at the time. Just one of your mind made you think his name, he, like, pondered like a name to go by the ear and they were just like, Coochie. Yep. That's me. I thought I just looked at the name and I was like, oh, Coochie. You know what I mean?

that's cool to me. I mean, it is better, because I remember the first time I met you, like, I think it was like, after we started following each other for a little bit, I think I bet you a dream card. I was like, oh, what's up where you're like, I don't know something. Okay, here, okay, I can explain. Let me explain.

Let me explain. Fuck that outro. Let me explain. Okay. This is my thing when I go to, when I go to conventions and shit, right? I don't deliberately do it to people. It's just so, many people come up to me

and I don't I don't know how to I don't know how to navigate like people come up to me and they're literally all just so like it's so overwhelming I think we've already talked about this on the last podcast the first the first dream come I went to I literally got I got so anxious that I had

to leave I left and I just was outside crying I was like yo I call my best friend Caroline I was like this shit is too much for me like I don't I don't know if I can do this shit like my heart was fucking beating out of my fucking chest because I've never had so many people

come up to me and I never even knew that I was like this fucking social media nigger that everybody fucked with like I always just I've always just been at a level where it's just like I think of myself just like a regular person I go places because I am a regular

person you know what I mean? So bro people come up to me all the time the dream con we went to in 2021 and that one bruh it was so you got so much Three five seconds. Every step.

Every step. We had panels to go to, places to go, things to do. And they're just like, hey, can I get a picture? I've seen I'm Dante. And me and I'm Dante stood. Oh, I remember this. Stood. Right.

We just stood in the hallway in less than five seconds. We had a big-ass group of people. Literally. Literally. Big. Oh, the ones are running. Yeah. We were going.

It was so big, like so many people. You thought. Willard might have been causing a fire hazard for real. Probably. For sure. Because those are like blocking. We blocked the walkway, literally. We blocked the whole shit, and then we had a security guard come and grab us and throw us in the room because they were like, y'all can't be doing this shit because like these people, like it was too much.

Don't take it personally. Oh, no, I was just like, I was like, oh, okay, like, you know, I'm not even gonna. No, no, no, no, I'm not even that type of thing. And look where we are now. I just thought that was funny. Yeah, nah. I had to call you out about that, you know. Yeah, no, for sure.

Nah, I fuck with you for sure, for sure. Don't call me on my name again. You don't get your asswell. And this has been the glasses. We're going to fight later. I'm going to shoot you in your fucking fit. All right. Oh, God.