No Jumper - The Lou Ratchett Interview: Hood Comedy, Having a Hot Mom, Pittsburgh Crippin & More

Episode Date: August 4, 2021

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No Jumper, coolest podcast in the world. And today we got an up-and-coming sensation, Lou Ratchet on the podcast. How you feeling, man? Appreciate you. I'm good, bro. Morning, everybody is DJ NV. Angela Yee. Shalameen Nagat, we are the Breakfast Club.

You've been thinking about that for a while? Yeah, that's my nigger. No jumper, coolest podcast in the world. There it is. That's not a little bit. Not white enough, though. My voice is like unmistakably just Caucasian as fuck. How you feeling?

I'm straight, bro. I've been your main train. I can get rid of the roaches in my crib and shit. Really? I got roaches, bro. Do you really? Real life roaches, though. But they would roaches, though.

So it's like where I live, there's trees and shit. Like, I can't. I'm costing too much. No. But you think I'll look at you? That means you're cousin too much? No, we encourage that. Like, I don't know, bro.

I tried to spray. I tried to put the bait out. It's over. Yeah. That's a terrible film. My first spot where we used to do in the jumper interviews, I saw Hoodridge Pablo Juan like jump out of his fucking seat

because there was a roach crawling over the place and that was just happening randomly throughout interviews, roaches everywhere. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I had one crawled on me while I was trying to sleep, I was shook. That's a good point. People, you get to the point in your life where you don't have roaches and you take it for granted. That's what I'm saying. You're trying to get there?

That's exactly what I'm trying to do. Trying to find your way to a post-roach existence. How you've been there, bro? Great, man. Actually, it was weird. Like, you came in and my kid was here. I had, like, a surprise visit from my kid. So then it's, like, I'm code switching. Like, I'm in fucking interview mode, and then I'm, like, dad mode.

And it's like, holy fuck, I've never had to do these at the same time before. Yeah, I fucks with her. She's cool as hell. That's my little cousin. What's her name? Parker. Parker. Parker. Parker.

She already has. She's straight up G-Dep. She got a hood name from C-Mac the Loke. That's my nigga. Yeah, yeah. Parker Mac. So. All right.

I'm riding with it. Tell her, I'm saying, where you're my man. What's up with Pittsburgh? That's where you're from? Ooh, I love Pittsburgh, man. I'm actually, man. I just recently moved to ATM and shit. I miss I miss Pittsburgh already bro like I'm damn there

think about going back already I fucks with Pittsburgh heavy really ever been there uh I don't know probably not you got go you look like you would eat permanence and shit bro like that's the spot yeah what kind of food is that I don't know they'd be making sandwiches and shit yeah yeah that's what I figured they got to have sandwiches there's only so many ways to put food together yeah but okay what was your upbringing like out there I mean I grew up On the Hill District, I mean, it's kind of rough. Choncy Drive to be specific.

Shout out to everybody up, Choncy. Like, I mean, it's projects. It's just like everywhere else, bro. Like, you know what I mean? Just go through regular shit. But, I mean, yeah, that's about it. I was watching a video of you and a bunch of other people, I think, and, like, the projects.

Yeah, yeah. But you're all roasting each other. Oh, get ratchet. Yeah, we try to do like some hood, like some hood, low budget, like wilding out type shit. And I felt like this is like kind of a peek into what the average person from this area is like. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. We all ripped. That's all that we came up, like everybody make fun of each other type shit.

That's like the first thing you learn with your little kid type shit. Just start flaming, niggas, you know what I mean? Go ahead. Biggie head, little neck, nigga, like, you know what I mean? Just little shit. You throw your little, yeah, from the womb, you just come out knowing how to rip. type shit. Yeah, because when I was watching that, everybody's jokes, at least for the segment I was watching, we're, like, predicated on, like, I'm so broke that...

Yeah. That is so the opposite of L.A. where everybody's fake rich. It's, like, so weird to hear people actually acknowledging that they're broke. Right, right, right. I like to just keep it real. You see me with the crooks on, like, I ain't got no money, bro. Have you really? You don't got a money? I mean, I'm... You hopped on the plane and flew out here. It can't be that dire. Yeah, but this is, like, an investment type of shit. I'm broke itself, bro.

Brad, like, I'm straight, though. I'm good. I'm good. I feel it. Oh, yeah, and I'm from the same hood as Jimmy Wopo, if y'all know about Elm Street and all that shit. Rest in peace, right? Yeah, R-I-P Wapo.

Yeah, he died the same day as that. He would have been one of the best, like, if he is still here, hands down, top five type shit, like right now. Damn, you feel like he was kind of the next big hope for the city? Not even just the city for the rap game period. I feel like dude was slept on. For real, for real.

Like, yeah, just because Pittsburgh, we, like, city of the underdogs type of shit. Right. Definitely. Does that, but like growing up, did you find yourself attracted to, like, comedy and trying to make people laugh from a real young age?

Yeah, I mean, I was always, like, I was quiet. Don't get me wrong, like, growing up, I was always quiet. But then, like, I had my little outbursts and shit like that. Like, yeah, it's just, like, a way of, like, I don't know, like, some niggas rap, I do comedy. Like, you got to get that shit out some way. Like even like in my comedy like I'll put trauma in my comedy like everybody got their own little outlet where I'm from you know what I mean like you might draw you might uh I don't know do art do whatever like but that's just my way of doing it type shit who are you influenced by though that you were looking at on the internet I would say wait on the internet internet I don't really I ain't big on the internet comedy honestly like I more so grew up like watching I mean the legends like Dave Chappelle he number one uh Richard Pryor easy like

Like, I feel like he don't get the respect. Yeah, I mean? Because he was back in the day. Like, a lot of people don't go back and dig up his shit, but Richard Pryor was a bad motherfucker. Like, I close with him. This is true. And Eddie Murphy, I would say, Eddie Murphy.

So you were, like, more a fan of the classics, and then you sort of figured out how to translate it into social media content? Oh, and I can't leave out, like, Mike Epps, because I feel like he brought something that wasn't really, like, that hood comedy. Like, nobody really dug that deep into it. Like, Mike Epps really took it there. Like, I like, yeah.

I respect that. But so, so do you feel? like, did that just occur to you that you weren't going to go the regular comedian route? No, no, no, to keep it real with you. I wasted a lot of time like I did. I, bro, I want to college and shit. Like, and that, man. For what?

Waste a lot of time. Labor and employment relations, basically HR, so I was in there with them. Yeah, that means. You know what I mean, doing a lot of HR. So you were going to be the guy that I would go to to be like, hey, Laura smacked my ass on the job, and I'm pissed and I'm... Yeah, yeah, yeah, that type of shit. You were going to be the one meditia.

So she touched you, bro? Yeah, so here's how we going to do that. She didn't for the record. She would never touch me. Shout out the Lord. But why did you think that that was something that you were going to be involved in? It was like, I knew I had somebody

who was already doing that type joint. You know what I mean? Like somebody, like a... Not a family member per se, but it was like a friend of a family type joint. And it's like... I don't know. I just took it. It was the easy route. Keep it all the way real with you. I couldn't do no engineer. I couldn't do this. I couldn't do that. I'm like, all right. I'm going to just go in there. And yeah. Just be a human who helps other humans relate to each other. No, because, okay, I know a dude who owns like a big company. And he told me he's like, once we got to this number of employees, we had to get an HR person. And I'm like, why? And he's like, you know, if one of them feels like they're sexually harassed by the other one and one of them feels uncomfortable. which we get an HR person, it's like an insurance policy

so that they are going to have a harder time suing you. I was just like, holy fuck, that is so depressing that at some point I'm going to have to invest in that. I hated that shit. I used to be in there with my, I was the only nigga in there is always coming at me because I do little shit. Like, I don't know. I was always like, I had like a certain mentality.

I couldn't dedicate myself to the job because it's like, I really, y'all ain't doing shit for me type of shit. So I just like leave work early, like sneak out. Still shit, like little petty shit from the job. You know what I mean? You feel what I'm saying, bro? So, like, I don't know. And then one day, the whole thing that just made me like,

I don't know. Chickie was, they was like she was beefing with me, right? But she was doing some shit like through this little chat. We had this little chat joint. So she, like, sending something to another chick. But she ain't know. I got the chat joint. She's talking shit.

Like, if he does that, if he leaves again, I'm a killing. I'm like, oh, ho, ho, a little shorty. And yeah, I just dipped up out of there. after that basically you're over it yeah were you influenced by toby from hr from the office you never seen the office i ain't know i take it back i take it back if he's in the office you're not going to know but trust he's like the the best human relations officer ever yeah i fuck with steve carel heavy yeah he hated them on the show right he held him back from being funny a lot i got you okay but so you waste all the time trying to do HR and then what and then

oh you're gonna like this bro i went into the uh to the sex rated the x rated you know i knew that's what he was going with i knew it was something porn hour related i tried that bro that shit was crazy like and it definitely like we was on the like little feature page and all that shit like i was doing a little bit but bro the money wasn't coming in but wait like i was like on porn hub and shit like yeah i mean my name was like not my name but you're a cam girl oh me no i'm saying that that that, you know, I mean, her right there, but yeah.

Oh, okay. So, like. So you'd be profiting the D? I mean, not no more, not on camera. I'd be chilling now, but like, that's what I was doing, bro. Yeah. You were, you're,

I was trying to just make it any way out, and then I'm like, yo, that's shit. I was trying, yeah, I don't know. I love a story of someone who makes it up out the hood through their penis. My nigger.

My nigger. I'm not enough of them. I ain't gonna say I made it, though, bro. That niggas was sleeping me. Well, you left the hood, at least for a little while. Yeah, I got work on that pipery.

I mean. I know a guy. Brian Pumper. Oh, I know, dude, too. Not knowing, but yeah, I know you talking about. He could help you out. We had a girl on here the other day who were asking her if she knew Brian Pupor, and she was like, all my friends fucked him.

I'm like, wow, that's so amazing. You get around. You fuck what, from back in the day, Wesley Pipes. He, ugh, stupid little white bitch. Did he say that? Yeah, no, he would just say, wow this shit. Like, bro, he was nasty, nigga. I fucked with Wesley Pipes, though.

I never got into, like, racial porn. Like, they're sort of pressing the issue in that regard. Not even saying that, but he just got around, bro. He was definitely the man back in, like, I feel like early 2000. So, like, when I was a little kid, when you first started tuning in, yeah, that's what. That's what, it was him, Mr. Marcus? Mr. Marcus, yeah. He's so big.

For real? I think so. That's what's up. Shout out to Mr. Marcus, man. Yeah. No, if you're reliable as a porn dude, there's a lot of, you could be in the game because. Yeah, there's only a few dudes, though. There's a lot of women you see go through that industry.

A lot of weirdos. A lot of weird dudes who, like, fucking end up, like, you know, addicted to drugs and shit, and the girls hate them. For real. I've had girls, like, complaining to me, be like, oh, these dudes come in, they smell like shit. They stink like alcohol. They've been out all night partying.

They show up on the job, no sleep, and they just can't get hard. I'm like, fuck. That's crazy. Damn. See, that's that. Yeah, it's a wow industry, I guess. Okay. So then your porn career didn't work out?

No, I'm gonna say like basically no, overall, hell, nah. So I left that. And then, like, I put up a little comedy video, like, I don't even remember. My first video was, like, then they're, like, clowning my job type shit or some shit like that. But, like, I don't know. That joint did a little bit of numbers,

and I just from then on, I was like, ah, that might as well stick with this. But it was like some shit. Like, I was like the class clown and all that in high school, so I'm like, ah, that could do this. Like, you know what I mean? So I just kept pumping out content. Keep pumping it out.

Well, I went back on your YouTube channel. The first thing I found was the Pittsburgh Crip skit. See, that ain't even, no, I was already, yeah, no, I had some joints, but they just wasn't, they wasn't making no money. I just took them joints down. Really? Yeah. You trying to keep it, like, quality on the channel?

You see what I'm saying? Yeah, yeah. So I took a serious after a minute, so I'm like, I get all the trash up out there and put that up there. Right. So were you getting some traction where people actually fucking with it from the beginning? Yeah, yeah. And that's what kept me going. Like, it was just people in my, people from my hood, they knew me.

people from the city just showing love like and it was just like they just kept saying keep going you got something with this and i'm like all right let's get me yeah because i mean like on one hand if you start just making funny videos that are being shared around twitter and instagram and shit it's like it's good but also there's like there's no money associated with it but it lets you know that people are reacting to it like how did you feel about were you excited about this opportunity that people were i was but i ain't i was like i was more so scared i ain't want to be the niggie who was just like Like, all right, you funny. You got some followers, but I ain't making no money.

And I dealt with that for a minute. You know what I'm saying? Like, I wasn't really making no money off of it. Right. Shit weak. But just knowing that that many people are like even interacting with your shit has got to feel pretty good at a certain point. In comparison to like being unknown just dude from the hood.

To even have, you know, thousands of people seeing your shit has got to feel kind of crazy, right? But even that, though, like, it's like the same shit. I went through in high school. It's the same shit now. It's just on a bigger stage type. shit like in high school where everybody was running up up to me.

Ah, you said he said funny you like, you know what I mean? Definitely had love in high school but little shit like that. Definitely. Yeah, when I think about it there's just been a lot of people who've kind of come up like

it seems so novel to me at first like when I was interviewing Bunk or some shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And like now that just seems like you know, I mean his shit is like kind of extra fucked up. He was doing like prank type shit. Just stealing shit. Or all the people who were like smashing milk jugs in the 7 of

That was a wild era Well you think them was real though He was really just going in just going wild and out Like them cars and all that I think at a certain point it was real And then I think over time he kind of started But he, Boone was always someone who said That he didn't like doing stuff that was fake at all

So I think more of his shit was real than most people Which is why it was unsustainable I respect yeah Yeah you never got into like doing pranks or anything Yeah I was focused on the comedy show I ain't even try and go down on that route I ain't trying to get hit up get wet up None of that

Yeah That was the best Dude, the best was when on YouTube When you first started to see Like prank in the hood Yeah And it would just be somebody in the shit beat out of it But I feel like

That shit might have been real for a little bit And then turned fake so quick You could tell how a drag be sometime That joint be set up I know what you're talking about The pranks and shit Yeah It was just like white people thinking

Like I'm gonna go to the hood And like pretend to fart on someone And then they're just getting their head cracked And it's like That was like so satisfactory To watch just because you're like, yes, that's why you shouldn't have done this. You're getting beat up.

I feel it. Fuck, yeah. So being from Pittsburgh, though, did you, like, know anybody who had anything going on or do you have anybody to collab with that was able to help you get going? Damn, that's a good question. Fuck, I hope I ain't forgetting nobody right now. But basically, no. No, I mean, we're so small, bro.

You know the names that come out of Pittsburgh. like it ain't really too many of us like whiz he been made it then you got walk you got mac miller you got who else is it you know what i'm saying like it ain't really yeah i don't know i hope i ain't shit on nobody right now but yeah whiz klieffin don't come around no more you feel like he don't talk about pittsburgh like he should i can't speak i don't know that man that man he's ain't mine of scenes i don't know that man he's like standing outside the bodegg he just been like man fuck whiz he ain't come back here in years but that's a whole whole thing that's a whole thing thing he ain't even from my hood like he's supposedly he from he from he from hazelwood right

so i'm from the hill like i don't we don't i don't know nobody who knows him like you get what i'm saying like he with two different hoods like once you leave once you've been in l a long enough you're from l. i feel it i feel i fuchs with l a lake but he gave you guys the fucking anthem he put the spotlight on the anthem yeah yeah so like shout out the whiz you still drive around listening to that song every day hell no i mean they're not no no no it's more so but i still i still I'm still bangwop, though. I'm always bangwop. Right.

I'll probably be 50 years old still, yeah. I respect that. Okay, so, do you know a bunch of, like, were there not gangs where you're from, like that made you feel like it was okay to create the Pittsburgh Crips? See, I wasn't doing it as a shot. Like, I knew I could fuck around get killed behind that, but at the same time, I'm doing it. Like, it's my dream. But, like, it wasn't even shitting on the Crips because a lot of the Crips just from Pittsburgh

was fucking with it. get what I'm saying. So you did know Crips from there, though. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Like, I lived in a few Cripped neighborhoods before. Like, it was like, yeah, it's all love. Like, but I don't know. Yeah. Most matter of fact, yeah, no, the Crips were sharing it and shit. Like, they definitely fucked with it. Nobody caught feelings about it. The niggas who caught feelings about it be like, be the cornyest motherfuckers. It'll be people from other cities. Like, I don't even know. It'll be from some, I don't even know. But it'll be like, uh, something I wonder with the niggas from a whole wood and Haysawood. Think about that. But meanwhile, I fucks what the nigg's from you.

they fuck with me. Right. So, yeah. Makes sense. But, okay, was that one of the ones that blew up the most? At first, at first, at first,

I'm trying to think. The biggest shit so far, like, I feel like it's still to wear your mom at shit because, like, that's what everybody come up to me.

Like, even if I, even though, people I don't know, just out, where your mom, man, niggis say it for me, where your mom,

man. So, like, that's, I feel like that's the biggest joint Do you feel like that was kind of the stuff that's reacted the best is basically you just like emphasizing characters that we've all kind of like run across? That's what I'd be trying to do. Like, I mean first, for real, for real, for I wasn't even trying to. I ain't know everybody was going to relate to it.

Like I did it more so like, I'm just telling my shit like what I've been through. So my mom, she was bad as hell in the hook back in the day. You get what I'm saying? Like my mom still beautiful. But like, yeah, back in the day, like all the niggas wanted her, then-da-da-da-da-da-da. So, I mean, you walk into the story. everybody, little meaner. Where you going, nigga?

Come here, nigga. Where you mom, man? Right. All that shit punching on you. Them little hits be hurting and all that. Right. Because I'm, like, laughing my ass up watching that video because it just seems so realistic.

But then I'm also thinking, like, I don't really know anybody who ever say anything like that to me. But I could imagine it. It seems like a real stereotype. Man, I had niggas. The nigga Spoonie back in the day. Your mother is special, man. Like, your shit like that hits you.

Like, woo. I'm supposed to have a hot mom, dude. Yeah, it is, bro. Like, she was like, she was like Hallie Berry in the hood. Like, it was, yeah, it was crazy. So that's where a lot of that come from is like, yeah. Yeah, like a woman being hot, it's like she's just walking around with just this like, this value to her. It's like a dude having like a big ass chain on, but, you know, you could take the chain.

Like, you know, he could not have that chain if his fucking job goes bad or whatever. But then, like, being a beautiful woman, you're just walking around with this press. cargo and everybody just acting weird as fuck to her because it's a fact and it's just I don't know man you see it all the time like walk you're like walking around with your girl and then you like walk away from her for a moment and then you just see these dudes just start sniffing around they can just smell it yeah I feel it that's a weird feeling and especially you y'all y'all y'all fucking celebs and shit it gets extra weird yeah yeah I already know bro y'all can't I really had dudes like come up to me and my girl and just like basically be like telling me they beat off to my girlfriend. I mean, yeah, that's that's an awkward joint to hit me with.

Because it's like a compliment at the same time. You're saying she's decent. Like, you're saying she fine. So like, yeah, good look. But at the same time, you're supposed to feel some type of way. Yeah, like, get the fuck away from me.

But you see, like, you really get a taste of just how bad people's social skills are. Because that guy probably says things that creepy to girls all the time. Right. Probably every girl he wants to talk to. He just says something like equally strange.

But then you ain't going to get no point. You don't think so? How long you've been in a relationship? Shit, I mean, long time, bro. Long time. Yeah? Hell, yeah. Sounds depressing.

I mean, I'm telling. I'm telling. Yeah? Yeah, I keep that shit, you know what I don't know. Should I just call you? Does the world know that you're dating a white woman? Damn, he just called me out. But no, they do, they damn near do, though,

because that's the porn and shit, like, you get what I'm saying? Oh, yeah. So your fans go back and they have access to the former porn archive? Niggas be telling you. Yeah, no, as a matter of fact, put it this way. All right, so I'm in charge of the porn hub shit. I don't even know if I still got it up. But like, all right, like, niggas will be in the joint, like Lou Ratchet or something.

Like, they'll be in the porn hub comments, where your mom had, all that. Like, it hits us. Like, it's a whole, it's all tap back together type of shit. Yeah. How do you feel about the world seeing your meat? I don't give two fucks, bro. Like, all that. I will literally, if it came down to it, if niggas ain't feel no type of way, like, like, not on the weird shit.

I'll do comedy butt-ass naked Like you get what I'm saying Like none of that faces me Like this interview I could do butt-ass naked Matter of fact I see y'all be doing For the Patreon joint yeah Y'all don't have girls

Squirt on it the fuck I already know y'all got Right over there Y'all got juices over here A man named CMAQ was sitting in your chair Eating ass and Pussy Walla girl was doing a handstand yesterday

That shit is still in the air That fucks with it He ate rice and cheese off her ass I'm still just, I can't get it out of my head. Wait, how? She, wait, what? She said, $300 and I'll let him eat this food out of my ass. I said, done.

She said, you all going to cash out me? I said, yes. When you said that, I was picturing like you had her shitted out. But no, you're saying he just ate it off the ass. I love that idea, too. No. Fill her ass with food. No, but it was more like on.

Nothing entered the anal cavity. Luckily. I had a fucks with it. Yet. I fucks with it. But anything's possible. Yeah, I like how y'all doing that, though. Right.

I respect that. Yeah, I mean, it's a weird feeling like, oh, I've been doing podcasts for this long. We've been talking about nasty-ass shit for this long. And then finally, after like six years, somebody ate ass on the podcast. Like, why did that take so long? We should have done that so long ago. So, wait, you dropping them bitches on YouTube? Patreon.

Dot com slash no jumper. I like that a little plug in there I do I plus good um okay so like as your shit has kept getting bigger and bigger like what lessons have you learned about the kind of comedy that you want to do like what what direction have you gone in and shit I mean I just I just keep to like what I like you know what I mean like it's basically my own little niche like I just be doing like hug comedy just something that resonate with me something that it would make me laugh type shit but it's like

I mean, I'll probably start branching out. I mean, like, try to do, like, more, I don't know. I don't know, bro. Then I forgot the question type of thing. Just what works and what doesn't work in terms of the content that you've been doing? I feel like when I try to do something like, if I tried to do something that was trendy, like you was talking about the pranks and all that, it ain't going to work. Like, my people's no fuck with that. They see me for something else.

Like, you get what I'm saying? and they be liking when I do that like real personable, like something real relatable to the hood. Like, or not even just the hood, but like, yeah, like I got my own little niche type joint. Yeah, they want you to speak on like, you know, what's really going on in the hoods and in places that don't necessarily have that spotlight. And they want to see you sort of shine light on it in a certain way. I mean, Drusky is like kind of the king of that right now. Right, right, right, right. Just like, identify something that is funny as fuck that we don't talk about.

Like, when I first seen him, like, pretending to be. the dude who sells drugs outside the gas station in Atlanta who got his lean and he's rolling a blood and he's just saying all this stupid shit and you see that and you're kind of like fuck I know so many rappers that are basically this dude but I've never seen somebody really make fun of it like this well before right I feel it he in there in there he yeah in there do you look at something like him like that's what's possible if this shit yeah that's what I'm saying yeah yeah and I think I just, only thing is like I just got, I got show them yeah, it means that I ain't no bad person. Like, you get what I'm saying?

I feel like, I feel like that, like, my, my fuckers might think, like, some of their shit is a little too real, but it ain't. Really? You think, what's too real? Like, I don't know, bro. Like, I don't know, bro. Like, I ain't, you know what I'm saying? Like, I might be looked at as like a street nigga, but I'm not, bro. Like, I'm just a comedian. You never really been on that?

You never checked to that life? I was kind of, but it's like, you know what I'm saying? I checked the fuck back. out once I got shot you get what I'm saying I'm checking check in check right back out like you said I'm saying that easy right yeah a lot of that shit that Drewski be doing you have to keep like a very clean image in a way see now you're telling me that I'm about to cry bro no yeah yeah but that's a different situation anyway you don't got to do all that but like just for for an example we took part of his interview and we we had a clip and it was titled drusky talks about

cheating his way through college and then when he started to get some corporate deal he had to kind of him me out and be like, hey, can you like take that specific title down? I was like, oh, okay. So things can get you canceled in terms of doing a Nike deal or whatever. Damn. But I mean, realistically, like, almost everyone I know is not going to be able to do shit like that. Because, like, if you're a rapper and you're talking about taking perks all the time and shit, it automatically, like, closes the door and a little bit of stuff, you know.

I never thought of it that way. But yeah, I'm going to just keep putting it out, whatever. you mean the supporters like just keep putting out of joint yeah because i mean if you try to clean your shit up preemptively right they're not gonna and if i don't like doing it like i don't know i ain't gonna fuck what it was the point of doing it if i don't enjoy it like i don't think it's funny yeah that's how my whole point and i got it got be something personal to me too like at the end of the day so but is it tough though because it's like the on youtube if you want to make good money off you oh yeah they'd be they'd be definitely demonetizing a lot a lot you

And yeah, my best joints, bro. A lot of my best joints. I ain't get paid for that. I'm doing that for the people. Like, you get what I'm saying? And that's, yeah, yeah. But you're incentivized to put out a ton of shit and also for it to be kind of long

because a lot of your shit is like 30 seconds. Right, right, right, right. You just cram a bunch of jokes into like a short piece of content. Right. But on YouTube, it's like, no, make a 10-minute video and also make a 10-minute video every single day. Right. I mean, I'll do a little bit of that.

I'll get more into that. at some point right yeah I did notice that one you did about the lawyer recently yeah no so I can stretch it out a little bit but that's yeah

I'm trying to get that money real quick like because I could have just summed it up in a quick 45 minute whatever but it's a tough decision to make because you know it's like the I like the short joints I think they're funnier when they're sure

me too yeah 100% but like when you when it's funny and short as fuck I mean that's just that's gold right there. You want TikTok? When I was on TikTok I mean I remade one but I

don't post on there but like when I was on TikTok they just kept taking my joints down so I just gave up. But then I see other motherfuckers ripping off my content and posting it and they blowing up off my shit. Really? I don't even know. I just don't know how to use it so shout out to the little

the nigger who made the Lou Ratchet page like the fake joint. You got that joint boomer. Oh so they actually take your videos and turn yeah and he asked me and all that and I was like yeah go it bro because I don't know how to work that shit anyway really yeah you should repo it now I ain't doing that because I already I told and they he could do it and like I said I don't even TikTok ain't my thing like a YouTube dude the dude who does the soft white underbelly channel he was just telling me that there's a whole TikTok full of his his shit and they just you don't even know

how to get it taken down yeah ain't really much you could do like I don't I mean you probably Good. But they are like insanely hard to get in touch with. Right. How'd you get shot? Selling, selling weed. I got shot over $20, basically. Wow. The bullet cost them there $20. Right. I mean, probably not, but it's, you know.

Looking back at that shit, I was just, just dumb, just dumb shit. Like, and then a week before that, or two weeks before that I got shot at, like, it was just, my life was going down. It was fast. But this is the same time, like, I'm still about to go to college and shit. Matter of fact, put it this way. When I got shot, I had just came back from a little global travel scholarship, bro. I won a scholarship to go to the United Kingdom and live there for a month.

I was staying with a host mother and all that, like a British mom. Like, you know what I mean? All that shit, like it was cool as fuck, bro. And I come back and I'm right back to the dumb shit. I told my little counselor or not counselor, whoever the group leader on the little trip and shit, I had told him, like, I'm like, bro, I don't want to go back. Like when I'm in the UK or whatever. As soon as I go back, I get shot.

So just being out there and seeing all that shit, it made you feel kind of depressed about your living situation? Yeah, well, yeah. It's like I wanted to escape that shit. Like, you know what I mean? A lot of motherfuckers are like glorified. I'm like, no, bro, this shit ain't for me. I'm out of it.

I don't fucks with it. I mean, I fucks with it. Like, I love going back. The vibe, you ain't going to find, like, the vibe of fucking Chauncy or the hell. Like, you ain't going to find. that in too many hoods like just the love up there is crazy second-to-none type shit so when you go and like just hang out on the projects or whatever do you

do you feel does it feel like you're taking on like a big risk at this point like just because you're a little more known more of a target or is it is it still just fun to you I mean at this point it might be but at the same time it's like bro I know these niggas I grew up with these niggas like it's I don't know and I feel like it'd be a bad look on the for something to happen to me type shit you get what i'm saying because it's already we already lost why y'all can't you know i'm saying like somebody got to make it out type of shit i feel you when you say that you got shots on weed like how the situation go somebody tried to run off on you or what it was it was the dumbest shit ever bro like basically we we uh what's the call you show a nigga

your hand like we told not we but like words was said and it's like All right, we're coming back type of shit because I got robbed without my pistol type of shit. Like I ain't had no gun, so I had to go get it. But, you know what I mean? And next thing you know, like, it was on some shit. And then at the same time, hold on, yeah, let me add this.

I had some weak-ass guns. I had a little deuce-duce with a little tape on it. Like, it's like, bro, this motherfucker would shoot one time and then it jam up on my life. So my man's had to use that joint. Like, that was a joint he had. And it was like, I don't know, he would use that motherfucker though. He would know how to use it.

He'd keep, like, practicing that shit, like, and showing me. Like, bro, I got it, I got it. Like, man, that shit. I ain't playing with that. But then the other joint, a little weak-ass 32 revolver, like, man, I don't know. We was playing with little toy guns. Not toy guns, literally, but them joints were weak, bro. We wasn't, we wasn't ready.

Seventh-generation gun. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And one of them was hot, bro. Like, it was just that whole, that whole shit was just terrible. Right. Dumbed shit. get hit? One was in my nuts, bro.

I was leaking from my nuts. I don't know. I bullshit you not. Well, hold on. I swear to go, well, it ain't go. Yeah, like, bro, you know how when you get kicked in the nuts? Yeah. Like, you feel that motherfucking your stomach almost?

Yeah. Like, that's how it was for me, bro. Like, so first, I got hit. It was like, I don't know. Like, it's like, pow, pow, pow, pow, pow. Like, I got hit three leg joints, one nut joint. But when I felt the leg joints, like, it's like, that shit ain't even hurt. my adrenaline was rushing or whatever.

So, like, I'm just like, shit, shit, shit. Like, I feel that I'm getting pushed back. Like, you get what I'm saying? And then, uh, yeah, like, I ain't feel it until, like, like, I'm still trying to stand up and all that shit, so I fall down. And then, uh, let's say, like, a minute go past, like, I'm looking around and shit. I just feel that shit in my stomach. I'm like, oh, shit, I got a shot of my nuts.

Then you see it, like, you see the blood coming. Like, it's like, oh, fuck, I'm leaking. It's like a nigga. period type shit yeah i was leaking right so what'd you do the ambulance came or you just hop in a car or somebody drive to the hospital oh yeah no so i luckily there was an older dude like there was a bunch of people there so like luckily the uh i don't know weird dude came from but there was i don't know somebody was helping me and that that shit helped me like i feel like it saved my life because i was losing so much blood but i'm like shivering like you get what i'm saying

when you lose so much blood it's like like you feel like you're going out like you're like 18, 19 at this point? I was 17. 17. 17. So like, yeah, no, dude just kept saying breathe. Breathe. Like, shit like that, bro.

You don't even think in that situation, you ain't thinking my breathing. So I'm, yeah, I'm just. So, yeah. And you went to the hospital and it was just fine? They removed the bullets and no big deal? I mean, I was on crutches and shit, but yeah, I was cool. I mean, and that's a good thing. Like, that tissue and shit down there is regenerative, like, or whatever.

So. On your balls? Yeah, bro. If you get shot in your nuts, that shit gonna grow back. But I feel like if they shoot through the actual nut, that's gonna be bad. But the sack. Yeah. The sack seems like it might regenerate. I don't know how it went, because they said I'm straight, basically, but like, I just, I know I felt that shit.

It felt like getting kicked in your nuts times 100,000, whatever. But you haven't had any negative experiences in terms of? No. Okay. No. I mean, it was little shit. Like, when I went back to. school and shit, there would be little shit like I just feel my shit start leaking.

I'm like, oh shit, I think I got a period and clap. I got to get the fuck up out of here. Wow. One time I was riding my bike and I smacked myself in the nuts so hard with my bike seat trying to do this trick that I had blood in my jizz for like three, four days after that. On some biker shit. Yeah. That was kind of weird, man.

I just kept jerking off because every time I jerked out there would be less blood. Oh, man. I'm just being real. And you know what was really filthy about that? Is that there was a girl I was fucking with at the time this crazy-ass porn star, this fucking psychopath. And she was so mad afterwards because she was like, do you know how much I wanted,

I would love to have had your blood come on my face? Right. Because I avoided her for a few days when this was going on. Because I knew we were going to hook up and I didn't want her to realize that, also my nuts really hurt during all this. You should have Dan there went for it, bro. You should have gave her the blood.

Vampire a nut. Blast that all over her face. I know. I kind of look back on that like, fuck. I'm going to have missed out on a good opportunity there. Wilden, bro. Yeah. Yeah.

You know what one I really liked that really had me like rolling around on the ground laughing last night? What was that? When you see your teacher from high school after high school? Yeah, we all got a teacher like that. Yeah, we all got a teacher like that. And they kept sleeping you, like. That never occurred. to me. Like, maybe culturally I was just coming from a different place, but it never occurred to me

of like, oh, I'm going to like, see this teacher down the road and just punk them. Like, take out. Like, they're like the jail warden or some shit where like they've done these injustices to you. What about like the nigger that, uh, if a nigger, all right, put it this way, bro, I can't swim and shit. So like the niggas that used to try to make you change for swimming. Like, nigga, don't put me on a spot like that. Like, bro, like you can get on the same. So you feel some type of way about shit like that. I mean, teachers would act differently if they knew that they could get hemmed up after the fact, like, down the road, you know? Yeah, yeah. But pretty much all my teachers, when I think about it, were women.

Not a handful of dudes, but not a lot. Yeah, I feel it. Yeah, it is mostly, I guess, women in that field type shit. Do you think you have to be kind of a weirdo to be a dude and want to, like... I had this topic. I had this kind of with somebody before, and I don't know, bro. It just means you got, like, a nurturing side to you as a man. That's kind of bitch made.

Ooh, I ain't going to say that. Shout out to some bad teachers. It's kind of weird, right? Like, I mean, I don't know. Because, okay, if it was a really well-paid job, then I get it. But it's not. I will say this. You don't never see a grown-ass man working out of daycare.

You'll never. You used to working a daycare? My bad. It was more on the, like, business side, I think. But he's my cousin, though. You know what I mean? He'd get away with that. Yeah.

I don't know. I mean, I just, like, have seen that on Twitter lately. It was like some conservative, like Republican type person basically saying if you're a man and you want to teach kids and you're a weirdo. And I was like, wow, I never thought about it like that before,

but they might have a little bit of a point. I mean, I think it's pretty noble to want to like teach kids. Right. That's what I'm saying. Yeah, so give them credit type of shit. But like what?

You have, like, if you're a male teacher, then you're going to have to have your girl like out like selling pussy or stripping or something because somebody got to make some money in this family, right? Right. Right. Wait,

you're saying teachers don't get paid? They don't make shit. That's compared to you, bro. you getting that. Compared to a lot of people. When you actually see what teachers get paid, it's fucking dark,

bro. When you consider that responsibility of how important what they're doing is. Right. And then like, but also like, you know,

you're a member from elementary school and shit. I mean, like, it's not, it can't be that fun of a job. These kids, we treat our teachers terrible.

Yeah, nakes did anything to the teachers. Horrible things. Oh, yeah. Hell yeah. Oh, why you grow your hair,

bro you was working with the uh the skeezer yeah oh yeah it looks good on you look like montal jordan oh yeah that's my man now we're gonna talk to to sally yeah no but i uh yeah i guess i was just kind of sick of looking like a nazi skinhead and like everybody just kept saying i look like even the people who weren't like oh you look like a nazi it was like you look a little aggressive but you went like you voluntarily had a ball head bro like this i'm i got forced into this like bro. Why? The hair lines are serving? Hell yeah, just running my family like, you know, man. And that's what motivated you to start making money

doing comedy is like maybe I can get my toy lane surgery if I just kill it. No, I ain't, I ain't even getting a surgery, bro. I'm gonna rock out with the body. They haven't invented that shit in Pittsburgh yet. Huh? The hair transplant? I don't know. There's probably somebody getting it out there.

Man, I ain't getting that joint. You gotta go to Beverly Hills. Hey, my fuck gonna be saying I need to get my teeth fix. I ain't doing none of that shit. Teaks don't look that bad. yeah see i mean like these ones ride up a little high see no you should

see bro like my bugger i don't know my fuckers was able to get braces and shit like no i'm not saying me like that's my whole point of like bro i came up with we couldn't get that shit so now i ain't going to go get that shit now bro like i'm a grown ass man yeah you gotta stay stay approachable see what i'm saying belatable hey fucked up hairline bad teeth this is gonna keep you in the you know

here we go it's a believable fucking That's your merch right there? Yeah. Where your mom's at? Where your mom at, nigga. That's just the one that goes crazy. Do you sell a lot of this? Yeah, yeah, my fuckers definitely be copping.

I press these bitches myself too. So it's made with love. Really? You're making it in the crib or what? In the crib, yeah, I bought a little machine and I'd be in there. Right. With the little heat press.

What's going on with the pinwheel hat? Bro, this is good times. I'm bringing joy to the motherfuck no chumper. Yeah. No, that's what I was thinking. I wish this bitch would just keep spinning them. I don't like having to do that shit myself. It brings like a childhood style joy to any situation, right? And I do it for the young niggas, so go get y'all one. Right. Get a pinwheel hat. You selling those too? No. See, you're thinking a good ass ideas and shit I might need to come out with some pinwheel hats. Move out to L.A. and just, you know, start doing business. Selling

pinwheel hats. Yeah. Easy. What about like the hood movies type shit that you've done on your channel? Oh, bro, that was the funny shit. Oh, I'm going to just say now, I ain't make no money off that shit, though. Because they ain't fuck with, let's put it this way. The second consament, consament betrayal, like that shit had like bro in there, he was cooking crack. You can't put that on YouTube. So they took that, you know what I mean?

They took the money out the first consignment. They took it out because we had Wapo song and it and shit. So whoever his people with the. who own his shit they took the money and shit i don't know just little shit like that yeah so forget uh we there was another joint uh first day out the comedy joints but that shit was fun as hell yeah it was fun actually making it hell yeah but is it kind of weird because it feels like your audience like you've created like a pretty decent size audience in terms of subscribers followers etc but they want like one thing from you more than anything else don't you feel and not your dick

or your ball sack, regenerated. Right, right, right. So you're saying like the skits and shit. Yeah, it's like, it's just kind of... But not there's niggas. There's definitely niggas, especially Pittsburgh. Like, bro, make another consignment. Make another consignment.

But even that, though, like, bro, when we went into that, it's just all improv. Like, we didn't, I ain't right shit. We just turned the camera on. All right, bro, y'all ready for this scene? Fuck it. Let's get it. We just start talking about shit.

There was no fucking storyline involved. We just, all right, fuck it. We need a shooting scene. Let's just fucking. somebody start shooting shit like that. That's just how we... Yeah, no, that's just how it's going with it. Right.

Damn. Shit was fun as hell. You need somebody... You need, like, an investor. You need somebody to give you a bag to make some crazy level of content. Do you feel like if you really had a budget, you'd be able to make some crazy shit?

I really do. Like, on the ice cube type shit. I mean, somebody put the money behind him. Fuck with your boy. Yeah. That's why you got to move out here, bro, and just start making rich friends. you're going to find some fucking billionaire

and you're going to just convince him to fund all these ideas. Yeah, what's up with Jeff Bezos and shit? Elon Musk. What's up with y'all niggas, man? You're really going on the top of the food chain right there. I don't know if they'd be interested. Turn it down. All right.

Have you been making, like, an effort to, like, get more into, you know, like, doing TV or movies or anything like that? Is that something you're really interested in? I mean, yeah, but at this point, I don't even know how to... I'm trying to get in there. I don't know how to get in there, though. You know what I mean?

I just got wrapped shoulders with them. Yeah, I mean. Yeah. That's real. Yeah. I don't know. You have anything else planned? Anything else that we should discuss here?

I mean, I'll definitely probably get into some more rapping and shit. Oh, yeah. How's that? Oh, shit like that. I just be fucking around on the beat. I fucks with it. It's fun. Right.

You prefer to, like, do it more of like a comedic way? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I want niggas to take it too serious. You get what I'm saying. I'm still a comedian at the end of the day. I ain't fucking with none of the big ass rapper. You know what I'm saying?

Them niggas is coming hard. Oh, matter of fact, shout out the Uzi and shit. I wouldn't even be on this motherfucker if it wasn't for him type shit. Uzi show you love? Uzi show me. Major love, bro. How so?

Fuchs with Uzi, bro. I mean, the nigger reached out to me a couple times. Like, I don't know. He's a real nigga, bro. Really? He a real nigga. I'm telling you that, bro. Like, Ozi, Ozy official.

He reposted your shit? Yeah, but like, yeah, yeah, I'm gonna just leave it. Yeah, who's the official? Interesting. Hmm, for sure. I reached out to 52 recently. And he ain't hit you back? Nah, I ain't fucking with me.

Man, I'm pretty far on the game. I hit 50 up at times, and he didn't respond either. Ah. I even told Tony Yeo, like, yo, tap me in and didn't do anything. Damn. I know. All right, it's cool. He's big money.

Yeah, a little too big. I don't know. Yeah. Um, all right, shit. Anything else that we should establish? Anything else you want to air out or, uh, that's about it. That's about it. Where y'all niggas mom's at, huh?

Why your mom's at? My boy. Hey, I'm a fan on the content, man, so keep cranking it out. And hopefully we can use this to create some connections. We've got to get you in the game, bro. I appreciate you. I don't know. We've got to find out what Elon must, if he's interested in sponsoring some hood films.

Appreciate you. tap in Elon Tesla guy yeah nigga I'll drive a Tesla I'll do all that bro I'll promote your shit bro I'll pop a Tesla

come on nigga on stream on live let's go Lou Ratchet also where the name came from because you had the ratchet on you or it's like

a double joint what's that a double an double entendre Entander that's not so you read it but Yeah, so like my granddad gave me the name Lou. I ain't know how to say like you and pronounce all that shit back in the day.

So yeah, took that. I've been loose since a kid type shit, but then I threw the ratchet on it. My man who passed away, he gave me that shit. And I just took it. Talking around with it. For sure. That's what's up. All right.

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Amen.