No Jumper - The Mary Magdalene Interview: Plastic Surgery, World’s Fattest V****a & More

Episode Date: September 2, 2021

The flamboyant Mary Magdalene sits down in Adam's chair for a very spicy conversation about her strict upbringing, her surgery journey, not wanting to be touched without being asked first, planning on doing more surgery, Jimmy Smacks and more! https://www.instagram.com/leave.xomar... https://www.instagram.com/marymagdale... ----- NO JUMPER PATREON http://www.patreon.com/nojumper CHECK OUT OUR NEW SPOTIFY PLAYLIST https://open.spotify.com/playlist/5te... FOLLOW US ON SNAPCHAT FOR THE LATEST NEWS & UPDATES https://www.snapchat.com/discover/No_... CHECK OUT OUR ONLINE STORE!!! http://www.nojumper.com/ SUBSCRIBE for new interviews (and more) weekly: http://bit.ly/nastymondayz  Follow us on Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/nojumper iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/n... Follow us on Social Media: https://www.snapchat.com/discover/No_... http://www.twitter.com/nojumper http://www.instagram.com/nojumper https://www.facebook.com/NOJUMPEROFFI... http://www.reddit.com/r/nojumper JOIN THE DISCORD: https://discord.gg/Q3XPfBm Follow Adam22: https://www.tiktok.com/@adam22 http://www.twitter.com/adam22 http://www.instagram.com/adam22 adam22hoe on Snapchat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

No Jumper. Coolest podcasts in the world. Why am I sitting on the wrong side of the table right now? Because I was telling you, you know, this is my good side. And they were telling me you always sit here. So I was shocked that you actually let me sit in your spot. Well, you said that that side of your face look different. Yeah, because it does.

Look, this is my good side. And then this is my bad. Right. But no, because guys are insecure. So even if it was, like, you're a bad side of your face. Get that mic right in front of your mouth. You're not going to tell you. your friends that you know right so yeah so you're somebody that i've been seeing on instagram oh i know

you have honey i break in the internet hon you do real because i always swipe up and see who follows who's watching my stories so it's been a couple years actually that i've seen you periodically feed my story hey yeah i don't know a couple years i was like a good year no i swear to god i think we've done a good year that i'm saying what she shouldn't it's not a big deal not that you're sitting there watching me every day, but you periodically piqued my story. Yeah. Yeah, so that's why when you followed me and you asked me for the interview and stuff like that, I was like, oh, that's really cool because I'm not like a huge, like a huge, I just don't watch stuff like that, but like I do watch your stuff here and there too. So I was really excited, especially since my page just keeps

getting deleted. I was just really happy about it. Right. Yeah. I mean, I, I, I just keep seeing you go viral over and over and over and over and I feel like that's at least one of the things that I want to do with this podcast is I want to take people who are viral and just sort of explain them to the world. Yeah, I just feel like I'm very misunderstood and I feel that's, I'm just appreciative to go like a bigger platform like this and like have you interview me so people can see like more different sides of me, you know? Right.

Because everyone just assumes my personality based on what I look like, but I'm really different than a lot of people think. Right. So let's, okay, let's get the actual story. Where did you grow up and tell me a little bit about your childhood? Oh God. Mexico, Canada and the United States. You're moving all over the coast.

I've always moved around. Like I grew up living in a camper for a bit, done a trailer. I lived like near the jungle of Mexico. I lived in Kentucky and Santhiana and Lexington. Like that's why my personality, I'm very weird because it's like I've been exposed to like very different. Like, I don't, I don't feel like I'm Canadian. I don't feel like I'm Mexican. I don't feel like, you know what I mean?

I just, I don't feel like I'm. I just feel like I'm married. Like, I don't know. You're from a different planet. Literally. Like, very much that. Like, yeah. Okay.

So you moved around a ton. What were your parents doing? My dad, they were, I come from like a missionary family. So my, they were super religious. They were very, very religious. Were they Mormon or what? No, they were just a very Christian. Like, I wasn't allowed to watch that.

So Raven, Sabrina, the Teenage Witch. like they were just very very strict and I feel like maybe that contributed to me rebelling okay like I don't know so rebelling when did that begin well I remember I remember when I was 12 like my brothers I have three older brothers I'm like the only girl and the youngest I remember they found like chat logs of me like um sex thing like me like basically I found out I was starting giving him at 12. But 12, 13 were the wildest years, slottiest years of my lives. Why? What were you doing? I was getting fingered, sucking cock, like I was doing lines. I was of cocaine.

I was going to school, drunk this and that, that's grade seven and eight. Then after that, I moved to Mexico and then I became emo. And then it was just, I was a totally different person. Wow. Yeah. So wait a minute. What? Who introduced you to Coke at 12?

I don't know. just hanging around ratchet people. Really? I love it. I don't regret it. It made me who I am. That's one thing about me. Everything, yeah, I'm not perfect.

Like, I'm okay saying the good I've done in my life and the bad. Like, that's why I'm, like, so confident in myself because I love my personality. I love it. Right. For sure. So, okay, you're a while and out there, and then you move to Mexico and become an emo, which for those who don't know, it's like a fucking gang of depressed people in Mexico. It's crazy.

Like, honestly, get. Oh, my God. I went on YouTube and search like the, what's it called like the emo wars? Like there were like wars of emo, right? No, okay. So no, you know how like in my space era that had like the big hair? Oh yeah. But my personality, like my style, even to this day, I'm not like fashionable.

They said it's like my style is always just random. I don't know. I just like. Is that what a lot of your tattoos came from, the era in your life? I don't know. I still just get like a lot of shitty tattoos because I feel like the older. I get the shittier my aesthetic. is like I like this temporary tattoo that says fuck me

I want to get that seriously whereas before I would have thought that's retarded now I think it's like retarded but like in a slutty bimbo way right so I guess right right now I would describe my aesthetic as confused bimbo like depends on the day so why did you convert to emoism can you turn your fucking phone noises oh shit okay I don't know I don't I'm a Gemini. I'm like really very Gemini. So it's like I don't like being put in a box. I have many different personalities.

I don't like being labeled. I like to just be married. And that is what is frustrating about like my look. It's I'm always put in a box. So the emo culture spoke to you at that time of your life? What music were you listening to at that time? Um, like, I don't know. Like Silverstein, Bring Me the Horizon.

Nice. Archie Star. like, I don't know. That's cool. You were big on MySpace or no? No, I was like 13 and 14. There's a lot of creepy guys there, sweetheart. In Mexico.

On MySpace, sweetheart, when you're that age, wow. That whole, like, band scene, it's looking back now, I see how a lot of those, I'm not going to say that word, are actually disturbed men because they prey on young people. Really? Yeah. Did you feel like that was what was happening to you? At the time, no, but looking back, I feel that's fucked up. All these band dudes were fucking you when you were underage?

Yeah, it's just real weird, and they're like 25, 26, 27, 20. It's just very weird. And you're like 15 getting backstage and shit? Yeah, so creepy, but, I don't know. It is creepy, but man, that was pretty fucking normal at the time, too. Literally, it was. That's like, I don't feel like, oh, I'm a victim, this and that. I don't have victim mentality, but, like, I do think it's fucked up.

Like I don't think that's right, but I don't know. I feel it. Okay. So then what do you do? After the, when does, how long does the emo phase of your life last? It lasts for the couple years. I'm living in Mexico. Then I had like a mental, I don't know if I'm oversharing.

So anyways. No, oversherring is what this is all about. Sister. So then my dad had this company in Mexico. And then I went and I lived there. And then that's when I was just started. just dressing in like boys clothes. You started dressing like a boy.

Yes. This I never could have expected. And then I went and I was just like adopting cats and then I would I put up inside my dad's house. I put up a tent and then I moved like all the furniture and I put it inside the tent and I was just there for two weeks. And then after that I was like I'm over and I have to go back to Canada. Wait. So you started dressing like a boy and then you made a tent in your dad's, living room and you stayed in it for two weeks. I'm trying to figure out what the

fuck the point of the story is. It's just a long point. I just had like yeah I was just going through like weird phases trying to figure out who I am this and that. So it took me a while to like fully be comfortable with myself and confident of all myself and that didn't come to like like you know a few years after when I started getting my surgery. Okay. When did you start getting surgery? When I was 18. And so how long did you? you thinking you were a boy last? I am. I'm a flamboy and gay boy. Right now.

Everyone that knows me knows I'm, yeah, I'm a woman, but I have a flamboy and gay boy. Oh, so you're not telling me that you, like, identify as a man? No, I don't care. I don't view things, like, I don't need to label myself. I'm just in my personality, everyone who hangs out with me, it's like I'm a flamboyant gay boy.

Like, I'm not like womanly. So, like, I look very, present, very feminine. I don't go, I don't need pronouns this side. It's not that serious. I'm just saying, like, my personality is boys. which is, you know, I'm like, I have three older brothers. Right. So I feel like, I don't know. I don't think that's that weird.

What drove you to the surgery? What made you want to do that? Well, when I was 18, I started, like, dancing and stuff like that. And then I remember, I used to think the over stomach was so ugly. Okay. And then I just remember seeing girls, like, was, like, really huge fucking implants in the club. And I was, like, I was like, like, I had. Everyone would make fun of them, you know?

Everyone thought it was like, but they were the ones making the most money. So then I got it just because the look grew on me. It wasn't even for the money necessarily. But not that big to start, I'm guessing. Yeah, I wasn't that big to start. It took multiple surgeries to achieve, like, what I have done. Right. And yeah, so then after that, then I just started liking the overdone look.

And then it kind of just became my image. I got like famous. Well, it's all and famous. In Mexico or where? on MySpace? In Canada, the States. Everyone knows me. It's like I'm known for the surgery girl.

Right. But was that your goal from the beginning? No. Just to get in so many surgeries that everybody would have to talk about you? Because that's the thing. I'm actually introverted. Like I know it doesn't seem that way, but like I have multiple personalities. I have my personality like when I'm traveling this and that, but at home I'm a totally different person.

Like if it wasn't for me having only fans, you know, I wouldn't even give a fuck about being on Instagram or anything like that. Like I just now, luckily, because of that website, I was able to stop dancing and escorting, which was making me depressed. So, yeah, so now I'm, like, blessed enough to just kind of live off of that, you know? How old are you now? 24. 24.

Oh, my God. You're talking about being 18, and I'm thinking it was, like, a long time ago. Well, did you think that it was sweet. Oh, yeah. Not like that. I meant, like. Just because you feel the surgery and shit, it kind of like makes you look like, you know, more adult, I feel like. I know.

When I was 17 before I had surgery, people would think I'm 30, so I don't get offended by that. Okay. But so did you start escorting right after you started dancing? It was actually, like, at first it was just like me giving, like, um, massages. That was when I was 17. You started dancing when you were 17? No. When I was 17, I started doing like massages, like on Craigslist.

And then I was underage. So then the police started investigating me, and then I got scared. So then I, the day of my 18th birthday was when I turned to become a stripper. Okay. Yeah. Wow. So you were just doing massages, but then fucking them? I wouldn't fuck them.

I was just doing, I think sometimes I sucked dick, I forgot, but that I, like, was just mostly just hand jobs. Would you, do you describe yourself as just like an extremely sexual person? Is that why you were driven to do all these crazy sex? sex from early on or where does that come from? No, I'm not going to get into how I got into it. It is like too fucked up, but not really. I'm just, I have a very sexual side to me, but like, I mean, that's not, I just like the aesthetic of surgeries and looking sexual.

Like, I love it. Yeah, I love cock. Yeah, you know, that's not my entire persona. Like, I don't need to. There's a lot more to me than my surgeries. and fucking being sexual, this and that. But like I got that mostly what I put on the internet is that sexual persona, so I don't get like offended

or anything when people talk about that more. I mean, that's what I'm putting out. Yeah, like your body being so modified, it's like even if you dressed super not sexual, it's like you couldn't really hide the fact that you've basically like transformed yourself into the sex robot. Like people see me, they already assume I'm like a sex worker or this and that.

Which I don't care. That's the look I'm going for. Like, I like to look really trashy and cheap and slutty. Like, even I got my makeup done today, I always don't let the makeup artist do my eyebrows because they make them look good. I want them to look like shit. Oh, really? I wanted to look like a line, like a cheap poor. You should get them tattooed on.

I did, but I went through a phase where I was trying to look classy, so I had them do it thick. And now I just don't like them like that. So you do have them tattooed on there? but it fades but then you cover it yeah but it fades a lot hunt it's like it doesn't stay hit me with the babes oh my god that's why I just like that I'm already a babes to you sugar I say bates sugar sweetie sugar is cool I'm definitely like old mom vibes mm definitely you got any kids I never want kids I do have kids I have nine animals I have a pig I had three rabbits with two dyes

So I have one rabbit. Where do you live? I have two cats. I live in Canada. In like a rural area? I live in the middle of nowhere. And I don't disclose the location because I'm very private. That's what I'm saying.

You guys, everyone thinks they know me, but you guys really only know, like me, drunk me. Right. No one actually knows who I am. Like, I live a double life. But you're always drunk. Have you not seen my drunk lives? Drunk lives, no, I don't think I have. Oh, okay.

On Instagram, you get drunk and going live and get crazy? Yeah, it's embarrassing. Why not? Because when I only really do lives and stuff, like when I'm traveling. So when I'm traveling, I'm always drunk because when I'm at home, I'm a different person. I'm like Mother Teresa when I'm at my home. I'm with all my animals. Like my life, my real life, do you know the game Star Do You know the game Star Do You Valley? It's a video game. It's like a farming simulator game. And like that literally feels like my real life. And I'm just painting all day and I'm hanging out with my animals. And then when I'm traveling, I'm just a drunk mess every day and I love it. You live alone? I was living alone then I invited my brother to live with me because I got broken into twice. Really?

Who the hell's breaking into homes out there? I think it was an inside job, honestly. Because I live in a gated house and a gated community and just the way the guards were when I questioned them about it, they just kept changing the story. It was very weird. But now I'm protected, baby.

I got installed barbed wire all around my house, cameras all around my house. Oh, wow. Like what they do when they broke in like nothing that's what I think that's what's scary because like I feel like it was actually for sexual assault because tell me why when they broke into my house they didn't take anything that's what scared me of it rob me sweetie I don't give a fuck but I don't want you to rape me I watch a lot of murder mystery and that's very scary babe wow yeah that is really fucking scary you just out in the middle of nowhere and these guys are just like fucking

breaking in to this. So now, luckily from that happening, I always, I bought like a megaphone that they used in the Navy with an alarm. Wow.

So now, and I live like maybe 10 houses down from the security house. So I can just blare the alarm whenever, if something does happen. And I have all my dogs,

so. What do your siblings feel about the persona that you've taken on here? I think that my family, as far as that goes, obviously, like, why would anyone want their family, you know, sisters to, like, be overly sexualized stuff like that? But at the end of the day, they're just happy for me. They're, like,

proud of me in a way. They, like, this is the thing with me. I don't care of the shit anyone talks about me in the comments because I'm very strong person and I'm confident in who I am. But it does make me sad. Like, the only thing that I care about is because my brothers, see, that stuff. I'm going to get emotional. Because that's all I care. It's just, it's sad for me. Like when, ew. Aw.

Ew. Oh, my God. It's okay. Let us all hang out. It's just, like, I don't like when my brothers should, like, my brothers, I don't like when they read that stuff. It makes me feel bad. Like, guilty. You got to have pretty thick skin to be you, right?

Like, I literally don't give a shit. Like, I just, like, literally the only time I ever care is when my brother's, like, are showing me stuff and like I could like they feel very uncomfortable with stuff but like it's not like every day they're showing me this up but it's like when I like go really viral and like then they're like on red or something they got like frustrated because they're like they know that's not like fully who I am you know yeah yeah that's a cry that's embarrassing can we cut that No, it's good. Come on.

That's what this is all about. You want to see some real shit, man. I mean, we could cut it out if you really wanted to, but I think it was good. That's good. You're a real person. You know, people want to fucking turn you into like a punchline or they just want to, you know, and I see that over and over. Like, we had a girl on here who, um, her fetish is that she likes to get walked around like a dog, you know? Her name's Jenna and she fucking, you know, she does all the dog stuff.

This is just what she's into. Like she fucking eat dog treats and shit. She likes to get treated like a dog. And like the level of anger that I saw towards her for just having this fetish was fucking crazy to me. It was just nuts. It's great. You know what though? Like looking like this, like being like a surgery or whatever has really showed me.

Like I just feel like I'm more empathetic and wise than other people because I really see so much of like the world's hypocrisy of how people are. Like, okay, so tell me this. why is it acceptable for people to have like super fat asses, but all the girls that have like massive tits, they get shit on because it's not trendy. Baby, I'm sorry I'm not a follower. I do what I want because I like it, you know? But it's like there's just so much hypocrisy.

Like, oh, don't fat shame, don't this shame, this and that. But then it's okay to clown on like bimbo girls. That's fake. Right. I follow this Twitter account that's all 90s porn stars. And they all have boobs like yours. I mean, not all, but like a lot of them. Like, that was just the style back in the 90s.

When I first saw a porno in 1995, the first porno magazine that I found, like the first time I saw fake boobs, they were like in the general. And I'm not done growing. I just got a new implant in this year where they inject it here. Can you see there's like a bump? So they put a syringe and I can just keep growing it. Like look at my talent. Whoa.

Wait? Wait. It has to be empty. Wait. You, I can do it. If it was, oh, see, there you go. The full bottle is harder, though. If it was only like a quarter full, then it would probably be easier.

Well, I'm going to keep growing and growing. So that's what I'm saying. So this isn't done. This is partial, partial preston augmentation. You want to go bigger. Not even partial until I die. I don't care. Bigger and bigger and bigger until you die.

Forever. To me, there's not an end point. It's like. Isn't it painful? I mean, no, I guess now, like since my last fill up, like kind of, I have some back issue. but you just got used to it. Right, but it's worth it for you.

Just because I like, I just view it to me, okay, you know, to a lot of people, though, maybe they see it as a big deal to me. It's literally the equivalent of getting a tattoo or a haircut. It's like I don't feel like too nervous or anything before surgery is more just like, oh, I'm excited, that's cool, but it's not a big deal to me.

It's like the older I get, the more plastic and fake I'm going to look. And I like that and I don't need anyone to, like understand it like i just because at the end of day even before i had surgery everyone had something to say after surgery everyone has something to say so it's like i don't care clearly i'm doing something right because everyone keeps talking about me my only fans is popping so i must be doing something right sweetie would you say that you're doing it for yourself or you say that you're doing it for attention because you want people to pay attention to you like and that is a thing

because i literally i am very a very logical person i have a very logical way of thinking you know so i'm very understanding how it totally would seem that I'm doing it for attention this and that but it is literally to me this it's as simple as this okay why did you buy that jacket because you like it actually was sent this in the mail by trainer gear on trainer gear go get yourself one why do I wear it though because I'm a level 50 Pokemon Go trainer but do you get my point though it's like I do this because like I just literally I love it and I can afford it so I'm gonna do it because I like it can afford it. If I stopped liking it when I'm 40 and didn't like that look anymore,

I could just take stuff out. It's like, that's what I'm saying. It's like literally not that serious. People with every aspect of the way they think it's like they overcomplicate everything. It's like when like life doesn't have to be so complicated. You just do what you want like and you have no regrets. No. My only regret is fucking I wish I didn't do butt implants and just did stuck to BBLs and silicone injections. I have all three, but yeah. Give me the order of surgeries as best you can. Okay, so I've had three nose jobs. I've had cheek fillers, like fat transfers and fillers. I've had fat transfers to my lips. I've had fillers to my lips. I've had buckle fat removal. I've had two brow lifts. I've had lipo on my arms. I've had four breast implants. I've had

three BBLs. I've had two, actually three rounds of injections. I've had silicone butt implants. I've had lipo and... A lipo on my thighs. Facelift stuffed your eyes and shit too? But it doesn't work. It sounds like a a lot, but like a lot of the times I got work done, it's like I couldn't even see a difference after because they're trying to give me a natural result. So it sounds like a lot, yeah, but I was not trying to be natural. So that's why I kept going back. Is it hard to convince the doctor that you want to look as extreme as you do? I mean, with some doctors, because I just find a doctor that does like more extreme results. So I don't usually, I don't go to any random doctor.

I travel all over the world for my surgeries. Do you consider, do you think of yourself as like a walking, talking art project in a way? Because it's not like you're trying to just look like the best human being you can. It's kind of like you're trying to create something that's like totally outside the realm of whatever, what a normal human being could look like. I just, last thing, I just, it's just crazy that people are so fascinated by me because I literally, I just don't overthink anything in my life at all. I'm just Mary and I just do what Mary wants to do.

It's not like nothing I do is like a big deal. Like I can understand why like I'm more weird and stuff like that, but I don't like it's not like oh. I don't know. Like for example, like when I got my pussy done and I almost died. Wait a minute. What did you get done to your pussy? So basically I told, okay, have you seen girls that do pussy pump? Not really.

So basically like there's this contraption you use and it sucks your pussy. And then it makes it like very inflated. And so I told my doctor, why would you want that though? What is that about? So I told the doctor, I'm like, I just want it to permanently look like that. You want like the sides, not the lips, but like the sides of it to push out more. Yeah. And it does.

I have like, it looks like balls and a lot of angles. Balls. Yeah. So I would say it's a female ball sack. So you like the way it looks though. It's like all puffed out. Oh yeah. You haven't done anything to the actual lips though.

I don't need to, bitch. Okay. I'm going to keep, I'm going to keep just growing it and getting bigger. Growing your vagina. I'm going to get like injections to like more out. And so I want to, and that's the thing. Like to me, everything I do, because I've had my lips smaller before. I had them really big at one point, like bigger than now.

And then I was over it for like a year. So I got them smaller. Then I got them bigger again. That's what I'm saying. It's like nothing. It's, I don't know. Right. You got your lips small.

smaller at one point. Yeah, so do you see, I have a scar here now. Okay. It's hard for me to imagine you ever took a step back at any point along this journey. It feels like it's always bigger, bigger, bigger. Because I have a Gemini. I'm a true Gemini. Sometimes, like, think of the Geminiis, Coni O'S, Donald Trump, Azalea Banks,

Maryland Monroe, Kurt Cobain. Like, those are all kind of like intense personalities, right? We're like very, like, bipolar. Whatever you say. What is true? What's your, what's your authority? Terriers. I'm not really, not really an astrology guy, are we? Yeah, we are. Interesting. I feel I'm compatible with lots of people, but people just assume,

because of how it looked like, that we wouldn't get along, but I'm very versatile. Interesting. Interesting. What kind of people do you normally date? I don't know. Do you date, or you like to just be free? I just like, that's why I call myself a fake slot, because it's like I love making out with people and like cooking up but i don't actually just fuck a bunch of random people but i do like other stuff but it's like i just especially after i got my pussy done i just feel like a virgin again so i'm like i don't want to just waste it on some shitty dick did it make your vagina tighter or something yeah really and now it's just sex is way better so it's like because now like they

when they actually fuck me it's like i can come from them just doing like the slip and slide thing like with my the outside part around it i'm not good what's the slip and slide thing you know they're just like i don't know i don't explain i'm not good at like anatomy and stuff like that but do you got what i'm saying so this is the outer part and then say the lips are in the middle so they can fuck me without actually putting it in the middle part like inside do you got what i'm saying because it's so fat that it just like wraps around their cock like you see what i'm saying or no i mean It's kind of hard to fathom what this might look like. Okay, wait. So this is outer part.

Outer, your pussy is so fat that they don't even need to actually enter the vaginal canal. Is this on your only fans? Like, can we witness this? Literally, I literally, hon, I literally have, I'm swear to fucking go. I know it sounds ridiculous because I don't know. My God made my life ridiculous. I literally have the world's fat as vagina. Wow.

That is like I was known. Google. Mary Magdalene World's Fat is. vagina literally have the world's fat as vagina there's photos on Google or do we have to go on only fans you have to go on only fans the world's fat as vagina but there's articles on it you should be in the Guinness Book of World Records oh bitch I know I don't know if they would actually dip into that yeah they would like I've had so many opportunities but like I isolated myself for two years and so I didn't do a lot of stuff but

it's like like this year I was like I just need to go stop being like scared and like go do shit, you know. Get out there more. Why do you like to live in the middle of nowhere so much? Why wouldn't you want to live in New York or L.A? I do want to live here, but it's like I just feel like I needed to live there

to be, to find who I really am. It just keeps me grounded because like when I'm here, I'm parting so much this and that when I'm at home, all I'm doing is like painting and with my animals, so it's just a different life. Like I feel I do, my ultimate goal is to live here, but I also worry that

if I do live here, it's like I'm going to lose myself because I'm just parting literally non-stop. So who do you party with? Are you like what kind of social circles? All the gays and trans. Really? That's who you kick it with? I don't like, when I hang out with like like, like cis one, I don't know the proper terms like that. Sis head.

I don't feel like. You don't kick it with them. But you're into dudes. You're a woman who's into dudes. I would consider myself, panseg. I don't care. I'm like a vibe person. And if I like you, I like you.

But I don't know, because I, there's, I was at the club the other day. And this girl started like licking my tits and stuff and I don't like it. You didn't like it. Well, maybe it was, maybe it was just that woman. Oh, yeah. She was scared. She was like really butch, babes. She's like, and that's what I don't like about my look.

It's like people, whenever they come ask for a picture, this or that, they're like just feel like entitled to touch me. And it's like, babes, like, you could literally take a picture, like do this. If you want to touch me, ask, but I hate how it's like, they just feel like they can grab me. That's wrong. Right. Like, and I'm not a person that it's like, oh, like sexual assault, this and that. But, like, really, like, that is, like, it is.

That's fucked. Guys, you can't grab a boob, even if it's a gigantic boob. She's like, oh, do you mind if I finger hurt? So the people I'm with. Who says that that's scary? She didn't ask you. She asked the people you were with? Yes.

That's weird. They had to push her away. It's like, and this is stuff I experience all the time. You don't need to go out the ladder of command. You can just go straight to you? Girl, it's scary. Or maybe you don't even ask. It's kind of a big question.

But I'm just used to being sexualized. A lot of times it's like I don't speak up for myself, but I really sure because like a lot of stuff is wrong. Yeah. Do you ever like cover up? Do you like ever, you know, sort of have like a down day where you wear like a black turtleneck and a big overcoat? Well, I just bought a non-cost. But yeah, when I'm at home, I dress like a boy. But then when I'm traveling, I like to look like a.

Cheap Vegas hooker. Right. That's my aesthetic. You fuck a lot of famous guys? They're always in my DMs, like rappers, athletes, stuff like that, but they're not my type at all.

So it's like, and my logic is like, I'm very much a vibe person. So why am I just gonna fuck you because you're famous when I'm not even like, I don't even find you physically attractive like that.

So I'm not going to like really enjoy it. So what's the point and just for like, I don't know. Because I'm not like, like a cloud person where I'm even with you like I after my account got deleted I wanted to message you this and that but I don't want to be annoying so I was like I went on my live I'm like I feel I feel shy to message him so can you guys just message that's funny because I was looking through my requests and I had a bunch of DMs that were like

interview Mary do it yeah that's why because I'm like I don't know I feel I always feel like I'm being annoying so I don't want to like message first right yeah I guess that's nice I you could have just messaged me but i know i just assumed too you wouldn't see it because like my account got deleted and and now it's like we weren't following each other so it would have just stayed in like your request you know i feel like um like i don't do this go i love it like say what is that that's kind of so something like say you i love it like do it because i'm afraid the baby's going to see it can you say it like can you just say it like can you just say it like Like, yeah.

That was cool. Yeah. No? Oh my God. I love it. So are you like rich off only fans? Are you like super comfortable at this point? I'm very, very comfortable.

To me, rich is like multi-millionaires. But I'm very comfortable now. And like, honestly, I'm so happy when I feel very blessed because I was so depressed. I was like, oh my God. Like I'm just so over stripping and dancing, this and that. And I literally thought I was stuck doing that forever. And then, like, yeah, my shit just kind of blew up. And, like, I'm just so grateful.

And I just hope that it just stays that way for me. And, yeah. Yeah. But, like, my ultimate goal is to just, like, sell my art. Like, I want to have an animal sanctuary. Like, that's my ultimate goal. So what, you just want to kill a bunch of animals in the barium? Bitch, I'm vegetarian.

Oh, hell, no, huh? Oh, okay. So you're going to just find roadkill in barium or something? No, ew, that's rude. I don't know everyone I hang out with. I don't let them eat pigs around me. I'm like, I'm tolerant. You can eat any other animal, but you can't eat a pig.

I got a salad right in there with bacon on it. No. You don't like that? Fun. Look. You're going to show me a dead pig? I don't care. No, I'm not going to show you that.

Look, wait, hold on. I watch those factory farming videos for fun. What is that? It's like a dog's dick. That's a pig? Look, his eyelashes. They're like little dogs. It's like really zoomed in.

If that's a pig. Yeah, because I like his eyelashes. What the fuck? Oh, that's the eye, okay. So you're like super into animals. I love animals. You never done traditional porn. It's always just been only fan stuff.

Yeah, I feel like now, especially that there's like platforms like only fans and stuff. You make more money doing that. So it's a point I'm doing, I mean, porn is good in the sense that you got like more exposure, this and that. But like, yeah. Why'd you block out your arm? Because I'm emo. It's like my emo person. personality taking over you didn't have like a tattoo that you covered up no you just

decided to go all black I was just seeing like I started getting a bunch of like people from the UK and Germany and my feed that had like were really emo and I was like oh I want to look like I didn't know that was the emo thing I always thought that people just covered up their arm because they didn't like this weird like I don't know if emo's right way but there's like this weird like I don't know what to call it scene and those countries and they like black out their whole bodies I was like oh that looks really sick Damn.

I love it. Look, my legs like that too. Wow. Like. Like. So that's like your catchphrase or what? My main one is like, ew, I love it. And then there one's like, so now I just combine it's like, ooh, I love it.

Like. But you have to like roll your eyes. You and I love it because now whenever I go to like gay town, like that's where I met, everyone they come up to me. They're like, ooh, I love it. Really? I just love it. I just, I fucking love the gay scene.

I love the gay clubs. Like it's such. a vibe like so nice yeah it is a good that's a good time i've definitely been to some gay bars like with a bunch of girls and and it's like the women feel so free in the gay bar i love it just because and i just met the girl you had her on your podcast and now i love her eden eden yeah she's so sweet she's so sweet she's really cute i love her yeah her and her friends she's like one of my favorite persons i've met in ellie they were super sweet it's terrible what happened to them you know what we're yeah that's messed up before i came here like

Last night, I was like, I watched her interview. I was like, so I don't know, because I want to have an idea of like, you know. What did you think? I thought she looked hot, but it was sad, but yeah, I just like watching her. What did you think of me? You were intimidated or what? No. I didn't feel, I wasn't really nervous coming here or shy.

I just felt like you just seemed like a very, like, chill person. And she had told me too. She was like that you're very, like, non-judgmental and stuff. So I just had a good vibe coming here. Yeah. The only thing I was like, oh my God, I hope I can sit on my good side. Like, no, my bad side. It is weird, though.

I feel like a lot of people in my life think I'm like fucking totally crazy. But then when it comes to doing interviews, it's like, I kind of just like sit back. Yeah, I don't think you give off that vibe. Maybe you want to give off that vibe and you're assuming you give all that vibe, but you literally don't. I'm just always like tweaking out like I'm mad about something. I have a different big idea. I got something crazy. You're like a dad with children, sweetheart.

I'm sure I know. I've only had it for nine months. Yeah, but I feel like you're like right now. Oh, yeah. Like no one thinks of you that way, hon. My kid is tight. You, I love that. I don't want kids, well.

Yeah. Good for you. She's the best. That's nice. Very exciting. That's sad. Sorry. Um, okay.

Okay, so you're living in Canada in the middle of nowhere. You've got a dead animal sanctuary. No, I don't. Why do you lie? You're... Your face. Your well actually tell me about like when you first went viral and what was that was like when you were already fully Surgeryed out the first time I went viral

Was like a few years ago. I think it was for like the The Daily Mail. Okay, that's always them and then and after that I was like I remember the first time was like so excited I'm like oh my God, I don't know, it was just weird feeling and then I just remember I The title they put for that one was like, I think that one was like, oh, a woman can't drink out of a straw. She can barely keep up with the Kardashians or something like really suede like that. And then like I remember like I used to always read the Daily Mail and I thought it was like so true. And then but I remember like when they like called me or whatever email me for the interview, I was just making up a bunch of shit. And then it just like they thought it was real a lot of the stuff I was saying.

You were just making shit up? Is that what you're doing here today, too? No, I'm not. I'm not. No, I'm not. No, I'm not. No, I'm not. That's happened a few times.

I'm not a pathological liar. I actually really like honesty and people and stuff like that. That's I'm like very selective of who I actually like allow in my presence because I just feel like so many people are fake. And that's always like a loner for so long because it's like, it's just I don't like fake people like that. Right. I'm not lying to you. okay that's good anything i could say i could back at all right you lied to the daily mail and what

how did they frame the story about you was it like i didn't lie it was okay i lied in the sense that they i over exaggerated some stuff because they kept asking me this and i'd be like i would already tell them one thing and then you know how they are it's like they want to twist things they're like oh so this and that just not i'm like okay whatever so it wasn't like i just lied lied it was just like yeah right that's what so i think you know you know I found out about you because you were doing some Instagram stuff with Jimmy Smacks. That's not true because you see you're lying at him. What?

Honey, but you're lying, sweetie. Because I remember the first time, or no, one of the times I went viral, this was like a few years ago. That's the thing. You're lying. Okay, explain why I'm lying. Maybe I'm forgetting. You're ugly, Adam. Oh, come on.

No, listen. Because I remember, okay, one of the times I went. viral was I was like wearing like this green jacket and like I had like a purple song and I was just doing like a lip singing song and I was like it went crazy and I remember like swiping off to see who was being my story and you looked at my story I mean maybe I don't know yeah yeah you do I feel like you know you do I don't I mean it doesn't ring a bell I think that the first time I ever saw you was when you did this thing with Jimmy Smacks I might have looked at your story before that.

It doesn't really seem like that big of a correction. Okay. Oh, my God. You're like so out to prove that I'm lying. No, because I do. I feel like a lot of people like always periodically look at my shit. And then it's like I like I watch such. Because you know like the people that are verified too, it always shows them at the top.

Okay. I'm obsessed. I've been looking at you for me. I'm not saying no, I'm not saying that. I feel like you're like because we're a. filming right now so you're probably like insecure to be like I'm not like trying to paint a picture of me not knowing about you for longer than I have actually known about you I'm totally okay with people thinking that I'm fucking obsessed with you for sure but okay okay Jimmy smacks how is that

he's nice right now I am annoyed I'm not going to lie to because I after um like when my page got deleted and I'm not talking shit about him because I really like him actually and like he was always so nice to me and he's actually followed me for a long time like before i went like obsessed with surgery even and but i remember like i messaged him i'm like hey can you message adam for me because i was going to do an interview with him but i feel like if i message him he's not going to see my message blah blah blah blah what he said did he message you was this was recently yeah no he didn't message yeah and you that's why i was annoyed i'm like okay he doesn't like me because we talked about him sucking dick on the podcast

I never saw that video. I don't know if he sucked it, but there was like a fucking dick in his face. But I think like who, you know how many fucking guys, especially like rappers, athletes? Like, you know how many guys are actually like fuck trans and like are obsessed with trans women? Like when you see a trans woman, this is why I just think the people don't think logically. Okay. Okay. Okay.

Yeah, maybe they, some of them have a dick because every trans person is different. But if you see a trans person, you're going to see them. You see a woman. So how does that make you gay if you see someone that you don't know what's there, but you see a woman? Like, and then, you know what I mean? It's not like they don't look like a man. Like I just don't get it. I just don't.

To me, it's such a simple way to think. So I don't get why everyone's making a big deal, but I don't know. That's how everyone's a follower. They see everyone else being like, oh, like shading him and like trying to make him insecure about this and that. So they're going to. Yeah, I mean, we are a little immature. I mean, we see a guy that we thought. was straight we see him with a dick in his face we're all like oh my god like he had a dick in his face

when it's like at the end of the day though half of like a lot of very very beautiful trans women where if they were alone would someone like saying oh i'm straight like a guy in the room a guy is going to fuck them that is just literally a fact i don't i don't need anyone to to try and argue with that with me because i know for a fact that's how it is right i know for a fact some people for sure yeah i mean a A lot of people. I'm not. And do you know how many rappers have hit me up and been like, oh, you T.S? Like, they think I'm trans, girl.

I have a lot of T. You transsexual is what that? Yeah, like lots of people think I'm transsexual. So T.S is just what they're abbreviated to? Yeah. I didn't really know that. No, yeah. I mean, obviously there's nothing wrong with him.

Sucking dick. It's just like when you see someone and they seem like such a badass with the girls and then you find out that they're sucking dick, It's just, you know, I guess I'm still stuck in the 90s because I can't help but be like, oh my God, that's crazy. Like, I'm so shocked. He's like the dick, you know. I should grow up. I guess, but I don't know.

That's what I'm not judgmental. And I'm like very like, um, I don't like to push my thoughts on people. I just like to talk with people and have like have tried to have people like, you know, like approach things with a more open mind. That's all I want. So you fucked him for only fans? Like. You let him hit the fattest pussy in the world? Or was that just like that was an OnlyFans fake out or what?

You might have to click the link in the bio and find out. OnlyFans.com. I ain't got money like that. Wait, can you let me talk on the advertisement page? It's going to be gone by the time they see this. No, let me talk. Onlyfans.com slash. Okay, there's two.

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That's from the Bible, right? Wasn't it like a whore in the Bible? Yeah, that's why I chose that name. Because my boyfriend, he was like, like, tripping on shrooms. then he had this vision that he was Jesus reincarnated and I was Mary Magdalene reincarnated. That's how I chose that name. And it honestly, it sounds like, but the one, have you ever done shrooms? Yeah. The way you think, it's, wow, wow. Those shits talk to you, sweetie. You know, there's actually this

conspiracy, well, it's a theory and like all these visions, these people had in the Bible of them, like, seeing God that it was actually them just tripping on shrooms because manna they talk about taking mana beforehand and in Hebrew oh i think that's he i don't even know you ever play magic at the gathering what's that they got manna in that too that means shrooms I forget because i don't know how to talk properly like i think things well but it's like i don't know how to talk properly i think that the people in the bible were just a bunch of fucking cavemen that were trying to figure out what the fuck was going on. They were tripping on shrooms, sweetie.

You have to see that. No, you have to see that theory because I'm not good at explaining it, but it just makes so much sense. Because you know how when you do shrooms, you got that feeling like, oh, we're all connected, this and that. It's very, very much thought. Yeah. Very much thought.

Like. That's addictive. Like, you I love a like. You, I love it like. Oh, my God. So you talk about shrubs. rooms you're into drugs in general no I like people doing cocaine off my tits and but I just like being drunk so it's crazy because I'll start drinking from 7 p.m. I can party literally just

drinking I swear to fucking God because I'm honest about what I do I could drink from 7 p.m. till noon the next day just from alcohol but everyone I'm like always like I go to a party I'm like do cocaine off my tits like I love it I think it's hot it's a lot that's illegal Oh, it is? Well, the cocaine part. Okay. You turning yourself into some sort of table. Like, I mean, like you're.

I don't know because it's like very like trash. It's paraphernalia. Your body has become a tool of drug consumption. But I don't know. I'm not a drunk. When I am drunk, I do give very much my head energy. When did you stop doing Coke? When I was 13.

13? Then like since then periodically because I just did Coke. when I was 12 and 13 then since then I just and I never even really liked it I just did it because and then like since then when I was a stripper I would get offered it a lot and every time I tried to like it or every time I tried to like weed even I would try it and I just I don't know it's not for me like I just like with with when I'm drinking alcohol it's like a fun vibe you know but when I'm doing that shit it's like sketchy that's a good thing you got that on a deck so you can just say that anytime that you can't think anything else to say so

you're gonna do these these edible strips can i take it home i don't want to take it home yeah yeah you're not gonna make it home if you take you get high like what is it you eat it and get high that's pretty much it well so all of them or i would say eat one and then just see how it goes oh my god yeah you don't want to dive into and that's so what's a difference between just doing that and like smoking weed like what's the difference in the high it's more of a body high it's like your whole is it like more shrooms is no it's more like your whole body is feeling it though but is it fun yeah i mean if you like being high it's you get higher oh my god i love that hopefully i like it oh my god so what do you want to accomplish in the future

what what else is going to happen beside from drinking more gray goose and gatorade covered in glitter and gray goose oh my god see i'm so ghetto when i'm drinking she really Okay, why do I want to accomplish? The glitter. I want, no, honestly, like, my main thing is I just want to actually stop procrastinating and take initiative and like, like, actually, like, doing shit with my art. Follow my art page. Wait, what is it? Marymagdalene.

Don't ask me. Yeah, Marymagdline. Art. I just want to take initiative and, like, actually, like, putting a store up for my art and sell. Merge and like my ultimate have an animal sanctuary one day but like right now then my main focus is just like my art and then just obviously keep my only fans popping because that's like really what's like keeping me up right now if you want to start an animal sanctuary you should start a factory farm because then

you can just like have all the dead animals on that's really mean I don't let's rude what it's just what no because that's really rude I'm sorry you know that's wrong I know, but do you understand? Have you seen those videos? I'll show you videos, sweetheart. I mean, I got no heart, so I don't care, you know. Yeah, you do, because you're a father now through your leg. Yeah, my kids are going to say, Daddy, where'd this bacon come from?

I'm going to say, I can't. No, honestly, I'll tell you this. Before I was vegetarian. I'm a hunter. Before I wasn't vegetarian, this and that, like, I didn't have a pet pig at the time. I feel like just having all these dogs and, like, a pet pig and stuff like that, It, like, really made it naturally easy for me to just not eat meat. And also something really nasty, you know, like a pig's B-O.

It smells like bacon. You call it B-O? Body order. Like, the natural scent, it's just... I would just call it the smell, but... Bitch, it's just so nasty. Like, now it's just physically. It's just gross.

That's why we only eat a little bit of it. It's on the inside, and you cook it a bunch of times first. Yeah, but that's still gross. You're literally eating, like, decaying flesh. Yeah, but I mean, what am I gonna tell? I'm an American, I gotta do it. I don't know. Like I said, I don't push my thoughts on people.

I just say things so you could think of stuff on your own. I justify my meat consumption in a very like carnal way. And after that's what I'm saying everyone. I can't even consider the alternative not eating that. I mean, well think of it like in fucking like Korea, China, whatever. it's acceptable to eat dogs and cats you know so it's like that's what i'm saying everyone's moral compass of what's right around it's acceptable it happens there sometimes no they're doing in korea oh my god and i haven't trying to i can't find an update on this but in north korea they started confiscating

people's pet dogs because they wanted they're they're trying to get rid of like western culture and they're trying to um yeah yeah it was really scary and then i tried to find an update on that but i can't find anything because how they're so private and north korea imagine you have it's true no it is true who told you i don't know i read it somewhere honey i know it's true you're probably on these vegan misinformation sites no sweetheart i don't watch that shit like i bet it's out there oh okay i think i saw it on a documentary honestly oh a documentary well those are always those are always true factual right yeah i watched the good ones sweet the good ones nice like oh my god i just saw this one called tickled see that's a difference between me and you i

I wouldn't watch something called Tickles. You got to watch it. It's so, Josh, do you watch it yet? I'm going to beat the shit out of you if you don't watch it. What is it? What's it about? The best documentary I ever seen. Yeah, but what's it about?

Oh, you're smoking. I love it. Can you do a shot? No. You, I love it. Can I do my talent again? What is the talent? I'm not taking off my top.

Can you give me a cup? Okay. I need a little bit more. My talent. Ew. What camera should I look into? OnlyFans.com Flash, sexy, Marymagic.

I'm waiting for you. Call me. Text me. Ew, I love it. Ew, I love it. God damn. You got to be on both of those. Do I love it?

Does it look better with the straps on? Should I keep it down? You got to be careful. This is YouTube. I know. Susan, I know we're calling it close here, man. Please let us stay monetized, man. No, but when we had Nicolette Shea on here, you know who that is?

Oh my God, before her account got deleted, she had messaged me to visit her. Oh, she did get deleted on Instagram. Then coronavirus happened and I haven't talked to her since. I would love to be her friend. I like her. I used to follow her on Instagram, but I wonder if... I can't find her new page. Oh, she got deleted?

Fuck. I follow her on Twitter, too. That's weird. I haven't seen it. Yeah, she seems really fun and cool. We tried so fucking hard to get her interviewed, monetized. That wasn't happening. Why? What does she do in it?

Just like the biggest fake boobs ever. And I feel like yours is going to be the same thing. Oh my God. Yours are bigger than her. But see how hypocritical that is. It's like people like, um, like whoever runs the internet shit, it's like they're really against big boobs. But yet if I, if I was wearing a bikini right now and I was really skinny.

And Susan, the CEO of YouTube, she has a BBL. Then she's fake. She's fake. Oh, God. Do you know her number? She's fake. We should confront her. We're going to call her after this.

No, honestly, because that's fake. That's fake. That's fake. I don't like that. Oh, I can actually put it on my butt, too. Can we do that? Yeah, I want to see that. Wait.

I'm scared. I'm scared. I'm scared. Jesus Christ. Oh, my God. This might be a Patreon exclusive. Wait. The coffee falling all over.

Is there coffee on? Oh, my God. Oh, but now my tits are out. This is a Patreon exclusive. This is officially on Patreon. Yeah. Okay. Jesus Christ.

Okay. We didn't, you weren't supposed to get naked, but I guess it's all right. I'm not making. Brief. When I was, oh my God, I went to WeHo and I was like, I always take my top off at the club. Uh-huh. So say I was wearing this. Can you sit down and get closer than mic?

Yeah. So yeah, I always just take off my top, like when I'm drunk. And then this guy was like, oh, you can't do that. You take your top off in the club? Yeah. And nobody cares? The one guy did. Then the owner came to me.

Then the owner came to me. He was like, oh, no, you could keep it on. In fact, he got me a bottle. He got me my own booze. Bottles all night. All the trunks. What a guy. It was so cool.

That's amazing. Appreciate you. Yeah. Mary. No Jumper. Coolest podcast in World. Check us out on YouTube and Patreon. Wait, can I do something for my video?

Sure. $25 tier is on the screen or was on the screen. Can you tell them to follow me? And follow her, obviously, yeah. We're gonna make a story right now. Oh my God, that looks cool with the mic, like, ew. Like, I don't go like, ew. Ew.

I like how you say, ooh about things that are not really like you, where they. Oh my God. Oh, my. Listen guys, we're gonna need a like, comment and subscribe and head on over to nojumber.com and scroll down to the bottom and enter your email so that you can be kept in the loop because as soon as we get the scoop we're going to keep you in the loop and everyone in the comments right ooh i love it like yeah do that honestly and go follow my only fans onlyfans.com slash sexy mary magdeline the free one very 100% free

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