No Jumper - The Mia Malkova Interview: Being Newly Single, Buying a Castle, Preferences in Bed

Episode Date: January 4, 2022

Mia Malikova is moving back to LA and says she's looking for a friends with benefits situation! She also talks about her career, her celebrity crushes, some of which apparently can't get it up and more! https://www.instagram.com/mia_malkova/ ----- NO JUMPER PATREON http://www.patreon.com/nojumper CHECK OUT OUR NEW SPOTIFY PLAYLIST https://open.spotify.com/playlist/5te... FOLLOW US ON SNAPCHAT FOR THE LATEST NEWS & UPDATES https://www.snapchat.com/discover/No_... CHECK OUT OUR ONLINE STORE!!! http://www.nojumper.com/ SUBSCRIBE for new interviews (and more) weekly: http://bit.ly/nastymondayz  Follow us on SPOTIFY: https://open.spotify.com/show/4ENxb4B... iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/n... Follow us on Social Media: https://www.snapchat.com/discover/No_... http://www.twitter.com/nojumper http://www.instagram.com/nojumper https://www.facebook.com/NOJUMPEROFFI... http://www.reddit.com/r/nojumper JOIN THE DISCORD: https://discord.gg/Q3XPfBm Follow Adam22: https://www.tiktok.com/@adam22 http://www.twitter.com/adam22 http://www.instagram.com/adam22 adam22hoe on Snapchat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Do you remember the first time that you were massively let down by some celebrity dick? Because it's the thing, you know? I always laugh conversations with girls where they kind of admit like, yeah, like I wanted to fuck this guy so bad. And then I did it and I just realized like he doesn't give his shit. He's not going to try. Yeah. So obviously I'm not going to name names, but there was an actor who I was obsessed with growing

up. He was like probably my top five. Wow. And I've masturbated to a. many, many, many times growing up, because I was, like, I've always been a masturbator. Aren't we all? Yeah, we all are. But I had, you know, been going through my Twitter and looking at the verified people who follow me,

and I noticed that he followed me. So I was like, holy shit. And I ended up going to the DMs, and he was a really big fan, and he wanted to meet up. And he was so cute. And we got along really, really well. but he was really tired and he was actually really shy and nervous and he couldn't get it up

and so like nothing really ended up happening and I slept over and like we still had like a great time but I never heard from him again and I never, I still wanted to fuck him and try again because like I really wanted to like steal the deal but I just didn't feel like I should be the one to reach out first considering the situation

and he just never reached out to me again so I just missed out on that opportunity. And so you bought this whole tired thing that he told you about why he couldn't get hard? He was definitely tired. But nervous too. He was 100% nervous. I think that I think some people, it really is like a big deal like with a porn star because they expect us to be like really experienced and were like worried that they have to perform to some impossible standard. Yeah.

And I think that a lot of like non-porn industry people really watch a shitload of porn. Yes. And really, like, think about it. Like, think about, like, my dick is four inches and pasty, and this guy has a 12-inch fucking monster rock. And that really, like, that's got to put a lot of pressure on them. You know, I'm, like, right up front to a lot of the porn stuff, so I don't really ever feel that way.

Like, if I have a hard time getting a boner in a scene or whatever, it's like, I know this girl has done this 100 times. Yeah, and I get it. Like, it doesn't bother me because it's a human body. Like, women, we're easy. We can fake it. We can use loop. Like, a guy can't fake it.

If he's not feeling well, if he's tired, if he gets like too inside of his head, then, you know, it really does happen. I'm very understanding. But you see, this is why people fuck with you is because you seem very nice and understanding, whereas a lot of women would literally come on this podcast and be like, he's a piece of shit. Fuck him. He couldn't get a whole new wave. City girls attitude. He didn't buy me a burking bag so he can't even touch my ass. What?

That kind of thing. You're not that kind of girl. No. No, not at all. Pretty sure. But, yeah, I mean, that must suck, though. Like, okay, do you feel like that comes with you when you do decide that you want to date somebody? Is it hard to get them to forget about the porn side of you?

I mean, when we're talking about the two guys you've dated, one was an actor and one was a photographer, so they know the porn game, presumably. Yeah, and even the photographer, he had directed for Black Raw, Vixen, you know, he was, like, very much involved with everything. thing. And then the porn actor, I dare say he was a sex addict. So like I was dicked down literally every day for the entire time of the relationship. Satisfactory? It never. That was very satisfactory. Yeah, the sex was never a pain in the ass. It was actually too much sex. That was the issue. I was exhausted. But as far as dating, I haven't had an opportunity to date a lot of people because I've been locked down. I've been in somewhat of an open relationship, but I don't, I'm actually quite picky and I've lived in Portland so I haven't really explored it too much. Open relationship

like mostly with other porn actors or just in general you could you could meet a guy and it's all good. In general I can meet a guy but like I said I'm picky so it's typically like an actor or somebody like that that like I really want to see and it's kind of worth my while if that makes sense. What did you like so much about living in Portland? The nature. I love the nature so I've always like loved hiking and camping and that's been one of my favorite things and Portland is just so unbelievably beautiful with hot springs and waterfalls and old growth growth forests and yeah I just I really love it but I'm bored as fuck and I can't wait to come back to L.A. So how long did you actually live here? L.A.? Yeah. Maybe seven years. Oh wow. So you were ready to get the

fuck out? Well I've been in Portland for three, I think. So I'm ready to get the fuck out. Now you're ready to get the fuck back. Yeah, I'm coming back. That's it really is. It really is. that kind of thing, right? Like there's so much fake shit here, but then you leave and it's like, ah. What do I do in my life? It wasn't that bad. It wasn't that bad. It was fake, but it was beneficial to me in my career.

Yeah, I was so excited to leave L.A. to begin with, and now I'm so excited to come back. Really? Yeah. Interesting. Yeah, because, I mean, living in Portland as a person who's in a relationship or even just moving away in general, probably seems kind of attractive, but then once you're single, it's kind of like, well. What am I going to do with there?

I want to be around people that might be considered eligible for dating me. Yes. I mean, you talk about actors immediately when you talk about your type. So Portland's going to have a lot less celebrities, right? True. But what is that? If you're an actor and you're attractive, slide in my DM. Is that just you wanting to fuck important people because you're newly single and it seems fun?

Or is that your overall type? Like you feel like you need to be with a famous person? No, no, no, no. What happens is I'm a huge movie buff. So like I watch all these movies and I develop all of these like crushes on all these actors. I see them walking around moving their facial expressions. I'm like, oh my God, they're so cute. You know, you become invested with them.

Okay. And then you watch their interviews, et cetera, et cetera. I feel like public figures, you can, you have an idea if you like this person and you're sexually attracted to them or not. Right. Whereas like someone who isn't, you don't know. And I'm the kind of person where it kind of has to live in my head for a little bit for me to reach out. You're really making me think I should like dream bigger because I watch movies. and it never like creeps into my head.

Like maybe I could fuck sell my high egg. I don't know. Maybe I could. That's cool. That's true. You might not realize, but you're putting on a clinic of being a privileged, attractive woman right there.

Your life experience is not like a lot of other people watching this. I agree. I agree. For sure. But in terms of having a social life in Portland, though, what's that look like for you? Because I was just hanging out with a couple of girls from Portland.

We were talking about the strip club bar scene and shit. which I've actually been around a little bit, and it's ridiculous. It's like a crazy-ass place. But did you feel like you kind of found your niche? So I haven't done a lot with the city. I moved to Portland right before COVID hit, so everything changed. I think all the cool shit and the nice place is really shut down. But I didn't move up there for city anyway.

I've always been kind of introverted in a home body. So it was more just the nature. And I haven't really made too many friends other than people that, like, work with or you know help me out there like my personal trainer and i can't cook so i have a private chef and like those are my friends did you used to feel like it was a lot easier to socialize and meet people before you had this level of notoriety no it's much easier now oh okay much easier um you just dm ryan reynolds and boom you're in there oh he's married just a guess she knows all this all every actor's marital status if he was single yes i'd be trying

Sure. Okay. This is a conversation though that me and my girl were having about you. It's like, like there's clearly something about you that brings people in that people really like about you, not just your looks, your personality as well, I think. Like, how would you, how do you think about that? What do you think it is that has made you such a big star in this adult world? So I only feel like in the last maybe four or five years, I've really started showcasing my personality. Beforehand, it was mainly just like a very overly sexualized version of me before like the real social media boom. I do have a, I think I have a big personality. Do you do for sure. Yeah. Originally, though, with the adult industry and the sex work,

I was a big slut and I wasn't thinking business wise at all. I was literally just there for a good time and I was loving every minute of it. So I think that that's what people really like notice and resonated with was hey, this is real. This girl's really turned on. She's really passionate. Really? And then as far as social media, I think now because

people have been watching me, it's a very intimate thing to, you know, have like a favorite porn star and to watch that kind of a content in that relationship. And to be a porn star with 10 million followers is a very different thing than being just a porn star. Like clearly, I don't think any porn star really is getting 10 million

followers from just their looks? Yes. There has to be an element of people liking them. Yeah, agreed. So I also think when I really started showcasing my personality, I think people find me endearing. Yeah. I think I'm endearing. For sure.

I think a lot of people at home are probably commenting, she is very endearing. Yeah. And surprised by it. And so, yeah, I think that's why I've had success with social media. It's kind of impressive, though, too, because you don't really shoot traditional. content I even know the past few years, right? Not, no, a lot, most of it's amateur. I haven't shot for a company other than Playboy,

but that's not porn porn for a couple of years. But that's interesting because in prior times and porn history, that would basically like eliminate you from being popular or growing, right? And now it seems like it's shooting mainstream, so it's very optional, right? Yeah, it's more important to me to get all my mainstream content than it is for me to get my non-safe work content.

Right. It's more important to me. Really? Yeah. Wait, you're saying, because... Because I feel like it markets. It's how I market myself. And then I feel like people are just going to find their way to my non-safe-for content,

right. You know, on their own. I don't even have to promote it too much. It's pretty crazy. Like, even somebody like Lana Rhodes is... She's, like, still the biggest porn star. And she hasn't shot for years. She, like, talks shit about it, basically, like, doesn't really want to be associated with a lot of the stuff

that she previously did. But still somehow, like, the more famous she got. gets, that just makes the... Exactly. But what was a shame for her is that she doesn't own any of that content. Yeah, but they're still like going around to her other things. She's making money. She's fine.

It'll still help her in the long run. But it's like, I don't know, like when I think about girls who actually start their own production companies and own their content, I mean, that's got to feel so liberating in a way. That is the way to go. I'm still interested in, like, I would, I wouldn't say I'm fully retired. I would shoot for companies, but it would really have to be something that works for me. Right.

And worth my time. Yeah, but does anything stand out as being actually that attractive? I mean, if I'm being honest, I do miss shooting for companies. Like every once in a while, it wouldn't be like before. Before it was like maybe 10 scenes, at least a month. And I was always staying busy. If I did like a scene every few months and it was like a big production and I had a lot of control over everything, it'd be something I'd be interested in.

But your success has really made you kind of lazy, huh? Yeah. As far as that goes, yeah. Well, because I mean, when you really are like dreaming about having 20 grand in the bank or whatever that number is, then it's kind of easy to get you to go shoot porn because you're trying to just get your money up to a certain point. Once you get to a certain point, it's like, well, no matter how much you pay me, it's not really going to change how I feel about my situation. I'm not lazy with everything else, though. Like, I keep up on my Instagram, my Twitch, my TikTok. Like I'm on all of those, obviously only fans.

Like all of that I keep up on. but as far as like sitting down and shooting full-blown scenes, no, I'm a little bit on the lazy side. Knowing what you now know about the game and everything, would you have come into the game differently? Like if you rewind the clock, say you're like 21 right now, you know that you're capable of what you have already accomplished. Yeah.

You're getting into the adult game. What would you do? How would you approach things if you got to start your career from scratch right now? I don't know. I would love to say I change a lot of things, but then also that just might not work. It might have just happened how it was supposed to happen, you know? That's true. What about this castle?

Oh, God. I heard you bought a castle. I did buy a castle. How does one buy a castle? What has to go on in your brain before you buy a castle? It was my dream home. I saw it on Zillow like a year before. And I was like, this is my dream home someday.

And then come, you know, a year later, I realized, hey, this is an actual possibility to get this and like very you know somewhat affordable um and I'm also kind of impulsive and just pull the trigger really I'm impulsive impulsively spending millions of dollars on a castle yeah that's type do you like investigate the history of the castle do you know about the knights that live there and the kings and queens I don't know where the kings and queens in Portland it's not a real castle it's newer it was finished in 2016 first I'm just imagining it being like like a medieval castle. Yeah.

Have you seen it? It's beautiful. I've seen pictures from inside it. I do have to say I'm giving it back. You're selling it. I don't want it. Why?

I'm not going to be in Portland. I don't want a fucking castle. But you're not trying to rent the castle out? No, no. I don't, because it's in Portland. I don't think that it'll be able to cover everything and I'll make my money back. I'd rather just cut my losses and move on.

Yeah. But I haven't told anyone I'm giving it back yet. But yeah, I'm giving it back. But that's the problem with owning an insanely expensive house. Yeah. There's not that many potential buyers, right? Yeah, exactly. It's not worth to sell.

Because especially in Portland, there's only like a handful of people can afford a multimillion dollar home. But I always hear that out here too, where like basketball players or actors will buy a $10 million house and then do all these modifications to make it exactly what they want. And then when it comes to sell it, it's like, oh. You're never going to make your money back. Nobody wants the stupid shit that you installed. Yes.

And it's a very unique property. So that makes it even less likely to sell. Right. You live and you learn. Yeah. You're living in your life. Okay. So moving back to L.A., though, like, what do you plan on focusing on?

Like, what's the stuff that you are actually excited to work on at this point? I mean, obviously just work. Like, I think that this is kind of where everybody is at. So I just want to do a lot of, like, collaborations, like, work with a lot of different photographers, different types of people. I just want to stay very, very busy and meet everybody. Definitely. I mean, we've really seen the whole game change.

a lot for girls. Like I look at somebody like you. I look at O'Reilly Reed, etc., my girl even, who are very early on realizing, or maybe not even realizing, but sort of just getting these opportunities regardless and seeing that like the mainstream market, the YouTubers, etc., they have a real appetite. They want to know about adult stars. They don't necessarily look down upon them with the same scorn that they might have had years ago. I feel like there's quite a few porn stars who are actually like more in the mainstream light now, like you said. I feel like I'm more mainstream as I'm like considered a mainstream porn star so is Lena like Riley Lana. It's just like a different category that you can kind of transcend to at a certain point where

you sort of use that as a way to get like there's a lot of rappers. Like we're still doing naughty stuff but. There's a lot of rappers who will have a little run have some popular songs or whatever but then at a certain point the music is just not popping anymore but they're still like famous. They're still on loving hip hop. They're still doing this, this and the other thing. And it's not really about the music. they're just a famous person.

And it's kind of like that with a lot of, like Riley Reid shoots for herself now. It's like it doesn't really matter, right? She's Riley Reid. It's like you put in all this work. She built the name doing that stuff. Honestly, and that's why OnlyFans is so popular as well. Like with OnlyFans, I've noticed they don't even,

yeah, they like the scenes, but they don't even really need that. They just want like an inside into what you're actually doing throughout your day. And I've noticed that the amateur organic stuff is what actually does the best. So yeah, it's, it's, you don't have to, you don't have to have this crazy production to be successful with today's market. Right. So how serious are you taking the Twitch streaming stuff? Not that serious. How often do you do that?

Okay, so for a couple of years, I did it all the time. Okay. But I'd say the last year and a half, not very often. I go through serious breaks. Right. So right now I'm kind of at a point where I'm only really hopping on if like I really want to play someone. or if I want to collaborate with another streamer or if I have something to do kind of situation. I've just gotten, I love Twitch and I got on it in the first place because I'm a big nerd and

I love video games, but it takes up way too much time. Yeah, that is the problem for sure. In order to be successful, you really do have to be on there all the time. What did you feel was motivating you at first? Because it's... The video game. You can make a little money on there, but it's nothing too crazy unless you get big. No.

It was never the money for me. It was always the video games. You always been a gamer? Yeah, and I was playing them anyway, and I was like, why am I not doing this in front of an audience and building a platform? Even if I'm not making money, I'm still getting exposure,

and it's something I'm doing anyway. And so I had not played that many games for a few years in the adult industry because I was so busy all the time. So I kind of looked at it as, this is my pass to play all these games that I've been wanting to play. Right.

And how did the, what was the fan base like at first on that? Like who was immediately drawn to it? And what was it like by the time that you kind of slowed down? I've kind of, I still have a similar fan base. They're honestly awesome. I love the Twitch community. And obviously not everyone who comes on is nice, but the majority of them really just want to get to know me as a real person

and like watch me play games. And they love all the like little moments and the real moments, basically. Right. It's a great community. It is, man. That's the thing that kills me. is just that I just don't feel like I have the time for it to be like this consistent live streaming presence. And like if you don't have anything going on in your life, like when I think about if I had

nothing going on in my life, the idea of like getting to stream eight hours a day sounds amazing. No, you don't have to do that. Like you could be streaming, live streaming this if you wanted to. Obviously you wanted on YouTube and that's the problem on YouTube though is that you fucking, if you live stream it, you like don't really make any money during the live streaming. And you remove your ability to re-upload it seven times to try to get it monetized never mind yeah yeah don't go with streaming you fine it's always the time there's a lot of complications but we got crazy shit I've been streaming too where it's like you know we never had a nipple pulled out but it could happen I've had like a little nip slip but I've never been banned on Twitch they didn't get banned

even with a nip slip no it was just like a little sliver they didn't you didn't see much I deleted everything right away it was obviously an accident and you know they never had an issue with it That's good because you hear about people getting delivered for the craziest little things. Yeah. No, I was, I behaved on there. I was pretty mild and really just there for the gaming. So I think that they like me on the platform. Can I ask you an honest question?

What's this little bruise right here? PRP. What's that? So PRP is like where they take your blood and then they spin it and then they inject it back into places and it helps to build collagen. So I had it like all injected into my chest and only one of the areas bruised. Really? Yeah. And I did it under my eyes too, so I have like a little brood.

Oh, okay. So in theory, it's supposed to like, what, make you more full in that area? No, no, it helps build the collagen. So I'm a side sleeper. So, like, one of, and I'm a huge into skincare. So, like, one of my big things is, like, making sure I don't get any, like, weird chest wrinkles. I'm, like, very obsessive over it. So, like, I do all these fun little things often so that I can still sleep comfortably on my side,

but I'm not, like, aging in this area. So sleeping on your side is bad? Yeah, well, it is because, like, you're, like that and creating the wrinkles. I'm a side sleeper. Especially with big boobs and your face too. Right. Yeah, I'm a side sleeper.

So I like to curl up like a little baby. Are you a cuddler? Uh-huh. Really? 100%. At least at first. I'm like extremely cuddly at first to where I don't want to be separated,

but then after you've been in the relationship for a while, you're just like, get over there. Yeah. Because I always thought of myself as a cuddler, but then the longer we are in the relationship, it's like, I will go over to the side of the bed, wrap myself all up in there, kiss her. Even though she's sleeping, she'll be like,

hmm, huh. And then I'm kind of like, okay. At first. I'd be a little bit more comfortable, like a foot away, two feet away. At first, like, as you're going to bed, like maybe cuddle for about three or four minutes, but then you roll over and you get your space kind of situation.

Yeah. But at the beginning of the relationship, I'll cuddle all night. You could fall asleep that way, but then, you know, once you've been sleeping for 20 minutes, half hour, I mean, then people start moving. You know, my girls told me that I was smacked her in the face. like while sleeping multiple times, you know.

But sometimes, like, have you ever cuddled all night long and, like, woken up and you've been cuddling all night and you realize that? It's just, that's, like, warm, fuzzy feeling that you get. Oh, yeah. It can't happen every night. But I used to be the kind of guy who would, like, meet a girl at the bar, bring her home, we'd have sex, and then we would be cuddling. I was going to say, yeah.

That doesn't sound like something I would do now. One night's dance. I want to cuddle. Like, if you don't cuddle me, then I'm missing out on so much, and I'm probably not interested to come back. But my problem is that I'd be farting hell aloud in my head. sleep. Isn't that the word? And I would have a brand new girl colored up on me and then I'm just blasting it with farts and I'm

sleeping so I don't know. Yeah. It's not a good feeling. I mean everyone does it though like you know we can't control it when we're sleeping. That's probably one of the most like embarrassing things towards the beginning like when you start seeing somebody until you're comfortable. But how would you judge it? Say randomly you met a guy tomorrow you take him home you sleep with him, he sleeps over and then during while he's sleeping he's just really violently farting on I wouldn't care. So like in Brazil.

Brazil? Is that's where we're going with this? No, no. This is a different story. Okay. So there was this really, really hot model that I slept with.

I love that you're doing some aspirational fucking. You're out here getting the big dogs, the ones that all the other girls really want to fuck. I'm so picky. So there was this really, really like super sexy hot model that I slept with. And like I slept with him for like a few different times. And we'd spend the night together. And he had to come over to my hotel and the food that was there was all super, super spicy and it like really irritated his stomach.

So the entire night he had like explosive diarrhea. It was like one of the worst things that I've ever heard. But you're listening to it? I had to hear everything. It was so fucking bad. And this was like maybe the third time sleeping with him. And it didn't bother me. It was just like poor guy, but I'll still fuck you tomorrow.

Right. Because that's the question is like, you know, if you really love someone and you're in a relationship, someone and you're in a relationship. But if you're in relationship for a long time, you're going to have to hear the person be sick, farting, shitting, throwing up,

et cetera. So, but if you do that on day one, not day one, it could freak someone out, but if you do it on like date 11, then at a certain point, you got to accept it, right?

Yeah, if it's like an accident or something like that, it's not a big deal. It's really not. It's, the only thing I don't like is when they do it on purpose. If someone farts next to me on purpose, I'm so,

like it's funny? Yeah, it's not funny. It's mouth. in your face and shit? Yeah, yeah, I fucking hate that. I hate that so much. I love the idea that you've had to deal with that.

Yeah, my first husband. He just did not give a fuck. And it's, it just smells really bad. And it happens so often if they're comfortable. That's one thing I like about my girl is that she'll go, like, walk to the other side of the room and fart a lot of time. Yeah, she's considerate. Yeah. But if I can still hear it, like, you could kind of like go in the room to it.

Yeah. If someone does it accidentally, that's funny. It's, you know, it's when it's on purpose that I get mad. Yeah. I mean, that's kind of the question is how much of a relationship needs to be serious versus, like, silly, you know? You need both. You need balance, 100%. But you can't have, like, the silliness stop you from having the serious, sexy part as well, you know?

Yeah. Yeah, exactly. That was actually probably one of a big issue in the relationship I was just in, is he was always joking around and being super, super silly, so I can never take him, like, sexually serious, you know? It's like, but you're not being sexy. You're not flirting. You're like, everything's just a fucking joke. Wow. So there just needs to be balance.

It's interesting. Yeah. Because, I mean, like that, like the way you act towards someone during sex. Even before, though, it happens before. You have to flirt. You have to have that vibe and that chemistry and, like, let them know, hey, I'm into you kind of thing. If it's all just a big joke and comes out of nowhere, like, I don't know.

Like, I'm not going to be interested. Right. Okay. To put that in perspective, I want to get your perspective on this. The other day I was interviewing Ari Spears, Aries Spears. I think somebody said I was saying it wrong in the comments. But comedian, a little bit older guy. Wait a minute.

46, 47. Oh, I don't know. Hosted the Avian Awards one year. Okay. You don't remember. Super funny guy, but he got booked to host the Avian Awards maybe three years ago or some shit like that, four years ago. And he told me that he showed up and he was excited.

And the first thing that they told him was you can't joke about the girls that much. You can't really poke fun at them because you've got to understand that to a lot of them, this is like their career. They take it very, very serious. If you come in and you're sort of shitting on them or if it feels that way, they're not going to like it and it's going to be weird for the whole vibe of the show. And like his point was like, he said that one of the films that was nominated was called Black Loads Matter.

And to him, it was kind of hard to take that super serious. That's hilarious. This is funny. That's fucking funny. How am I supposed to act like this isn't funny? I love that. But from your perspective, like, how do you think of that? Oh, that's fucking funny.

Like, I think that's ridiculous. And, you know, I get it and I am in complete agreeance that there's, they, you know, the girls in the industry, 100% they take it very serious. It is a business, but it's a fun business. You know, you should have a bit of fun with it. Right. Yeah, when I heard that, that is kind of what I thought, too. No, I'm not nominated for, like, what is it?

Like, what's the craziest thing you can think of? Best double anal. Yeah. But yeah, I was blowjob queen. It's not like I'm like crying. Thank you so much. I've always wanted this. You know, it's like, fuck, yeah, I'm blowjob queen.

Well, you have to have a little bit of a sense of humor about it. Because, I mean, this is the same award show that has like best tits. Yeah. And I remember the first year I went and I was just like, wow. I've never won Best Ass. Isn't that weird? Really? Yeah, I'm actually, that's like the only one that I feel like I should have and I feel like I've been robbed.

Who always wins Best Ass? Alexis, Texas has won it a few times. I don't know. You got a cool one. I think I have a great ass. But in the age of the BBL, I mean, do you feel like the stakes of the best ass competition have changed? Because can, can best tits be a girl with fake tits?

I feel like it usually isn't. Yeah, they can. But no, it usually isn't. You are right. Yeah, it's like the big natural tits. It just feels like impossible to judge the two against each other. Like real boobs versus fake boobs BBL versus real ass. Yeah, they're completely different.

Yeah. How could you ever, you could sort of like objectively say like, I think that girl's hot and I think this girl isn't and she has a fake ass and she doesn't but you couldn't really like you know it would be like judging like a Lamborghini versus a fucking really really nice school bus and I said I love fake asses but I'm just there's two really they're two different things school bus fake asses a school bus I don't know I'm trying to invent an example right now that's one doesn't like BBL that is not true do you like BBLs yeah okay yeah I've seen some great BBLs that I had no idea we're even fucking fake and then they'd fucking jiggle really

nice too. Right. Yeah, I don't care if it's like fake or real if it feels nice and looks nice. I'm like, yep, I'll get in there. But I feel like that's like a subcategory in porn now where it's like you could have a girl, like girls will have surgery but still look kind of normal. Yeah. And so it's like nobody even gives a shit that they've had surgery. Yeah. I know girls who have like really big boobs. They're fake. They don't really look fake. And they don't look fake. Exactly. You don't really get the fake boob card as much because they seem soft and they move around and shit. Yeah. They're very soft and they jiggle. Whereas I met a girl the other day who had like the, she's skinny, the biggest fucking fake boobs I ever seen. Somebody was telling me she's huge on only fans. And I'm like, that makes sense to me because that is kind of its own category. Yeah, that it is. Some people like the fake boob look.

Like that's a hot. Like I feel like it's kind of a slut look that they like. They're like this little whore. Yeah. I personally, I think it looks hot. But to play with, I don't like it if they're hard. It's not like, I want something. and it just jiggles.

Yeah, the skin has to be, like, loose enough around it. Yeah, exactly. Like, my girl had the problem at one point where she got her boobs done, and then she had lost so much weight that they sort of, like, just didn't have the right, like, movement or shape or whatever, but then she has the baby or boobs stretch out. Now I feel like that it could be way better. Like, now the boobs, like, look more normal inside the skin and shit, you know?

Yeah, she was saying that she's interested in going bigger. Because I was like, I want to go smaller. She's like, but I want big boobs like yours. Like, why are you going small? I think it's all about figure out the science of like what your boob can handle in terms of a bigger implant or a smaller one. Everyone is going to be different. Yeah, 100%. Do you, like, what are you aspiring to do?

Like, I feel like you've just gotten to this point in life. You have so many different opportunities. But like, you know, you've built the big social media following and then sort of like decided that the Twitch thing wasn't necessarily for you. Like, I'm still doing it, but yeah. Right. But what's like really driving you at this point? Or do you feel like you're just kind of that rich woman? who already made so much money that you just don't even know what the fuck to do?

No, honestly, I'm just never, I'm very motivated and I never think like enough is enough. Like, yeah, I have 10 million followers. I have this, I have that. Like, I'm very successful on these things, but it's not successful enough to me because I feel like the sky's the limit. You really can't stop trying and growing in this type of industry. There's never like, there's never a point where I'm like, okay, I'm happy with this. Like, I'm satisfied.

I'm going to chill and stay here and relax. I'm like, no, no, we can always keep going. But I feel like you moving away to the castle was kind of like that. Like you were kind of like, oh, I could chill. I could relax a little bit. I was. I did. But a relationship will do that to you.

But at the same time, like I was very interested in shooting like a bunch of nature things and like kind of growing and standing apart in that type of a way. Which if you look at my Instagram, like it's a lot of waterfalls and, you know, like snow and trees and hot springs and stuff like that. So it was still like a business decision that was like a direction that. that I wanted my page to go. But I also wanted to kind of integrate with the lifestyle that I wanted,

which was a bit more like quiet and trying something different. But so are you dead set on like finding that balance out here? Because that is one thing that's cool about LA is you have the downtown area and the Hollywood, but then you could move 45 minutes up north and you're kind of in like a very natural area. Yeah, no, that's what I'm trying,

that is the balance that I'm trying to find as well. I wanna be like near somewhere where I can go hiking, but also close enough to where I can like, you know, go into, I have everything around me. So I think I'm kind of looking at West Hollywood or Hollywood Hills. Okay. So you haven't fully made the move yet? No, I'm doing it in January. But I haven't, like when I was in L.A., I was in the Valley. I was in Woodland Hills for a lot of it. And then I was in North Hollywood to Luca Lake. So I've never really like kind of been in the

heart of everything. When you were Woodland Hills, do you have mad porn neighbors? Yeah, not mad. Not mad. No, but that's like, it's like a whole little community. out there, right? Isn't that like, or what's the number one area? A lot of porn. Yeah, there was a lot of porn people in Woodland Hills, for sure. Because like, I remember back in the day going to some girls' apartment and her just telling me like, this person lives across the hall, this person lives over there. And I'm like, this is like, we're at AVNs right now. Yeah, they're all there. That kind of blew my mind. Yeah. Yeah. L.A., that's where all the porn stars are. That's for sure. Okay. So this is one thing that I want to bring up that I think is an interesting

thought experiment. So it was discussed that perhaps you, my girl, and I were going to film Plug Talk. Might still happen. Do you think this interview would be different if we had already fucked? No. How different? Like how different do you think you would feel comfortable talking to me if we had already done that? It wouldn't be different at all. Really? No, not at all. That's almost kind of disappointing. I feel like the dynamic needs to be adjusted a little bit. It's just kidding. Right. No, it wouldn't be different at all because especially like the fact that you guys are married,

you're settled. I wouldn't be coming into it like with any sort of like sexual tension. Right. You know, it would, it just wouldn't. Like that's, there's a level of respect there. Right. So I would always still keep everything on a very friendly basis. So it wouldn't change the dynamic at all.

Right. Yeah. And I feel like the deeper I get in, because I'm going to be honest with you, a lot of girls in my life when I was a mere civilian, I would kind of like fuck them and then just completely look at them differently afterwards in the sense of like I really don't want anything to do with you once I'm done this

you know. That's kind of fucked up. But it's true. Like you know what I'm talking about. You know I do like you got it out of your system and you're like yeah it was great. Like would I do it again? No it's not worth my time. And when I think about us doing the plug talk scenes or whatever it's like even the worst ones which for the most part they're always pretty good.

But even if I had a terrible one I'm not really like looking at the girl any different. Maybe I don't really like. want to like keep hanging out with her after. Yeah. But it's not, it doesn't really change up. It's not like we're going to be friends and like let's go hang out.

Yeah. Especially because you're married, you're settled. You have a hot chick. You have a family. Like, it's like new girls are fun and everything, but you're not trying to have any sort of relationship with them.

Even like in a friendly way. Yeah. Am I right? No, totally. Yeah. Well, in a friendly way, for sure. We could be friends. In an acquaintance friendly way.

You're not going out of your way to spend time with them. Yeah. I think about that a lot about how. how all the girls that we work with clearly just view me so differently because of my relationship, you know, like I'm a safe place, you know, because they know that they can do this content with me and I'm not going to be texting them or being weird or whatever. And it's like, that's just so fundamentally different than when you have a dude who you know is on the hunt for pussy and you know that he's capable of some weird shit. And you know, it's like, this is an

entirely different category that I sort of get put into at that point. Well, you're not in a bad place. No, I'm cool with it for sure. I remember the, you know the rapper Ruby Rose? Yes, I do. She's super hot. She has the only fans. She's fucking gorgeous. When I first met her, or I think it was the first time I met her and she had like a whole

crew of these little hot girls that she's running around with, right? They're all like, you know, 21 or whatever. And they all were so hyped to meet me and they're taking photos with me and everything. And I'm just like realizing like, I have officially become an old man because these girls love me and they're not thinking about me. as like a person who would even consider hitting on them at all, which I was already fully in a relationship, so they were right. Yeah.

But that was kind of funny to be like, I'm, like, I'm safe right now. I'm, I'm really a dad now. I'm giving off that vibe. Yeah. Yeah. Like, I'm really a dad. That's kind of cool, I guess. Yeah, it's cool.

I don't want to be there. I want to give off a, sorry. You'd be bummed if you had the same thing? I'd be so bummed. I'd be like, because I actually think I like younger guys, so I wouldn't, I would be fucking bummed. But I think, because when I was younger, I really liked older men. But now that I'm kind of, I'm 29 and I'm more mature, I'm kind of like, ooh, the younger guys are so cute.

And I think it's a very similar situation because it balances out with experience. Right. Yeah. I mean, but, okay, give me an example of a time in recent memory where you hooked up with a younger guy. And I'm interested with this dynamic. Okay, so I've only like. Because you've been in this relationship. You probably haven't.

Yeah. I've been looking at a lot of, I mean, I've realized that I've found a lot of. lot of 25 year olds cute. So 25 was kind of like where I thought my head was at. And then recently I tried something different. That was a 22 year old. And I love the 22 year old. That was so much fun. But you got to get the right one, right? You have to have the right one 100%. It's not like every 22 year old. I think that they have to have a lot of life experience and be more on the mature and confident side. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Because when I was 22, I was not mature. I was not I might have been confident, but not in the right way. I mean, they don't have to be super mature,

obviously they're 22. But like, I don't know. I mean, okay, here's an honest question. If we had a hundred dudes, but let's give them my age too, so that you have like a even way to judge them. Let's say we had 100 dudes. What percentage of those dudes do you think are giving dick good enough that you would be happy with it?

On average, what percentage of guys are serving solid dick? These are just like regular guys or just like random, just random. Yeah, because obviously if we're picking it from a porn convention, it's going to be a different percentage. If we pick it from a construction site, it's going to be a different percentage.

Maybe 5%. Five! You think it's that bad? Yeah, I do. I do. They need to teach fucking in schools. Because these guys need to learn to fuck girls better, I think. Yeah, I think 5%.

Because, like, I think that the majority of people, I live in you too, in a bubble where, like, people have a lot of sets and they're attractive. I don't think that the most, you know, most of the population is like that. Wow. 5%. So guys, get to work.

What would you say the biggest problem is lack of stamina? What is the biggest problem? I think the biggest problem's got to be them coming too fast. Yeah, that is a problem. And also not, yeah, lack of stamina. Because, like, sometimes I'll be, like, go harder. Like, let's, like, satisfy me. And, you know, like, I, the model, he couldn't go hard or fast without coming right away.

So, like, it's like, I don't want just slow sex and then five seconds of hard. Like, I'm used to being pounded. Right. You know? Like, I don't know. It has to be a right fit. Yeah. In terms of, like, actual vagina and dick size or in terms of.

I mean, that too, but, yeah. That fit is important. That fit is, of course, that fit's important. I always think about that when I hear about people who get into relationships like, you know, arranged marriages and stuff. I feel so bad for people. Or people who even just date for a long time and they don't have sex before. I know. I'm sorry.

That is not a good strategy in life at all. No, it's not. Like, you don't know if you're, it's just, you don't know if you're compatible in that way. Yeah. You ever really like a guy and then you actually fuck them and you're just like, I can't do this anymore? 100%. Or you, like, really like the personality. and you'll fantasize about it, and you're like,

okay, this is going to be fun. And then, like, when it really comes down to it, you're like, no. Yeah. I wasn't feeling it. Yeah. No, I had a girl back in the day that I actually thought I really liked, and then I started to realize, like,

I'm never going to come from having sex with this girl. Yeah. Like, it's just her pussy's too loose. It's not going to happen. We're badly a bad fit. Yeah. And honestly, I think, like, a lot of that's genetics, too. Oh, yeah, definitely.

I mean, I highly doubt that she was getting rammed out by such big dicks throughout her life. She just had a loose pussy for you. We were young, too. I was like 22. She was probably about my age. So it was like, it wasn't like she had time to like really get her pussy gauged out. It didn't fit, you know? No, yeah.

Your bodies didn't fit and mesh with each other. Although it does kind of make me wonder if she had had kids that she didn't tell me about. I don't think that that makes too much of a difference either. Like obviously, yes, it makes a difference for a short term, but it's a muscle. So it does go back. I think that. But you would know. I, well, my girl didn't push a baby out of a vagina.

Oh, okay. So I can't like compare with her. and maybe it does go back a lot. I've been told by mothers, they're like, oh, I have such a tight pussy, and I'm like, good for you. Maybe some of them, but I can definitely say from experience that I've, like, shot content with girls, then they had a baby, I don't see them for two years,

and we shoot content again, and it is... Yeah. I think a pregnancy will loosen the vagina up way more than, like, a lifetime of huge dicks. Okay. You know, if I'm being honest, like, that's something I've always been terrified about, because, like, it really does matter.

Like, you want to stay tight, and I've had a lot of, I've had a lot of porn experiences, but the only one that really, really scared me was Mandingo. That was like, do you know who that is? Yeah. That thing was just massive, terrifying. I'm sorry, Mandingo. It's too big.

So it was too scary. It was too, well, I did this scene, but I'll never do that again. And even afterwards, like, I felt so uncomfortable with how much I had to stretch out that, like, I went through, like, a bunch of treatments for laser tightening, like, down there. You can laser tighten everything. laser tighten it. And even though I didn't need to, it literally just scared me. And I got so unbelievably tight from that as well. Like, so there's things that you can do. Wow. Yeah. That's interesting because one thing I'll always tell my girl, like, we'll be shooting a scene with

another girl. And like one thing I love about my girl, obviously, her personality, all that kind of stuff. She loves me. Yeah. That pussy is still tight as fuck. Yeah. I love it. Yes. It's genetic. I still feel at home in there, you know, like I still. It feels good. It's. It's good. It's. It's a lot of stuff. It's. a good fit. After all these years, I still, like, if I fuck her, I can easily come every time I'm to get in there. I've done scenes with her where, like, the other girl just was not as tight. Yeah. But it was way easier for me to fuck the shit out of the other girl because of the fact that I wasn't going to come as easily. Yeah. And that's a tricky balance where, like, you kind of want to fuck the girl where it feels less good because you're going to be able to shoot longer and

better. Oh, and that's, like, really, like, an honor for your girlfriend. It probably makes her feel or your wife. It makes her feel comfortable. She probably thinks I'm lying when I say that. Like he wants to fuck me to come and not because you're being considerate. It's because you really want to. I feel like when you tell a girl how tight her pussy is, she's never going to believe you. I had a, um, I had done a scene with my ex-husband and like, honestly, anytime he would grab somebody else to come, I'd always be insulted.

Really? Which I shouldn't have been because it makes sense. It's like a new hot girl, you know? Like that makes sense, but it'd always be like, me. That's interesting that you have the jealousy. gene when it comes to that too. Everybody does. It's so normal.

No, I know. Yeah, it's human nature. Even being a girl, like, you're really kind of subverting biology by even trying this. Because the average person, of course, would not want someone to fuck their fucking significant other. Yeah, yes, exactly. You're wired to not want that. Yeah, it's not something we want. It's just something that we're open to, you know?

And I can control my jealousy and I can, like, rationalize it, but it's still there. But you don't flip out in the middle of this? No. No, but you would say something afterwards? It'd say something afterwards. But I'm also not a... What is it? I wouldn't say I'm a cuck, but, like, I've always gotten turned on by watching my significant

other, like, bang, other people. So anytime I've had threesomes, it's always been like, oh, wow, you know, that's really fucking hot. Yeah, but do you feel the need to, like, get in there, or are you... I feel the need to get in there. But you can't just watch? I have watched, and I can watch. But then you get in there.

As long as I'm sexually attracted, like, like, like, like, you feel the need to, you. Like, yeah, but I'd prefer to be in there. Right. But yeah, like my first husband, who I'm not attracted to at all anymore. I'm going to say that. Throw that out there. We don't get along. I'm not attracted to him.

What did he do to you? Holy shit. What do you do? Sorry, but I used to watch his porn with other girls. And that was like what I would watch to get off. Wow. It's like him just enjoying fucking other girls. Right.

But then, yeah. And then it's really funny because when we would do scenes, I would get jealous. Like, part of me would be like, this is so wrong. But then I'd also be super turned on. Like, this is so right. Yeah. Because honestly, sometimes on the days where we shoot Plug Talk, I'll be booked to do like an only fan scene with my girl and another girl

and then two episodes in a row of Plug Talk. And by the third nut, I'll be a little nervous sometimes. I'll be like, you know, like I don't know if it's going to stand up. I don't know if I have anything left. You know, like sometimes I'll be feeling like. Actually, that's insane. Most male performers can only do it once a day. Really?

Yeah. That's not normal. I've gotten to a really good groove with it. Yeah. You should be doing twice a day. I'll do two or three, no problem, and then go home and fuck my girl again. Yeah, because it always motivates me to want to fuck more later. Yeah, actually.

I never felt like I was this horny of a person until, like, the doing porn thing. It's just like I'm so in the groove of it now. I think that there's something to it that when you're surrounded by other people and you're also attracted to your significant other, but when you're surrounded by other girls, it like raises your testosterone because it's like new, exciting, but then you're also like equating that to Lena at the same time. Right. Right. Yeah, no, because I mean, by the time I get like about to do number three, I'll have, usually we start the scene with the girls taking each other's clothes off, hooking up or whatever. And by the time they've been doing that for two, three minutes, I'm rock hard every time.

Like, it's no problem. I'm ready to go again. But that's when I feel like I perform the best is when I've already fucking drained it a couple times. So you're not nervous? No, I would never get nervous, I don't think. Yeah. No, this is my environment. Like, you know, not that we should have here, but like, it's my environment.

you're coming into my place like what the fuck am I going to be nervous about you know I mean not performing I think like not being able to perform because it would be embarrassing right that did happen to me one time yeah well that's it that we got past it yeah it's not that big a deal I fucked up because I went smoked weed in between the oh yeah I can yeah like a lot like I don't know and normally that doesn't matter but I got a little too high and I got kind of in my own head I can't smoke weed at all not around other people I've smoked a lot of weed but I only do it by myself to like hyper focus on video games or something. And I haven't done it in a really long time.

Really? Because I do get anxiety and I get social anxiety. So I'm not able to talk to somebody like looking in their eyes. Like I have a very short attention span when I'm high. So someone could be like talking to me having a nice conversation or they'll get really serious. And I'm thinking about something completely different. And then I come back and like, fuck, what are they saying? Like trying to catch up.

And then it gives me anxiety. Yeah, I could see that. Or like the, the, the, the, extreme version of it for me is like in the past when I would do edibles and like I used to just like do edibles in the crib like whatever like sit around watch YouTube whatever and didn't think it was a big deal and then I would like do those same edibles and go to the bar or the club and be trying to talk to people and socialize and it was like a fucking nightmare like I just could not have any kind of normal conversations with with new people but if I was in at home in a comfortable environment with people I already know same same no problem yeah and I think a big part of Part of it as well is I don't like people seeing me under the influence, like of the head high. It's like I'm talking to them or seeing them and I'm like, oh my God, they know I'm high, I'm acting high and you kind of get in your own head. Whereas when you're comfortable with someone, it's just like, eh, I'm high, who cares?

Yeah. No, and like even if I had smoked a bunch of weed before this interview, I would have been hell of nervous. Yeah. But because I didn't smoke, but that's because you're new. So I don't want to be like super higher, I knew. But doing my normal. like weekly podcast with the homies?

I can be highest. I can smoke weed all day before that. It doesn't matter. Yeah, you're comfortable. Yeah. It's a little bit different. Okay, what else did I have written down here? Oh, yeah.

I wanted to ask you, did you bone Tiga? Uh-uh. Oh. But were you part of his management thing at some point or something like that? No, what makes you think I bone Tiga? I don't know. Maybe it was just the G-EZ video that I saw you in with him or something. I thought you might have been a part of his agency at one point.

No. I did message him asking. if he wanted to shoot with me. Really? Yeah, he said, I don't do that anymore. And I was like, that would break the internet. Wait, he stopped fucking on camera? I think, yeah, he said he doesn't do it anymore.

I hit him up to do it. That's so interesting. I know. I would totally get in there. Wow, you're a tag of fan like that? No, I don't know. I actually don't listen to rap a lot. Oh, really?

So I'm not. But I heard he has a nice dick, and I think that, like, it would break the internet. So I'm fucking down. I've seen his dick. Yeah. I don't know if it would break the internet. the internet, but it's pretty good-sized dick. No, no, I meant me.

Oh, you fucking him specifically. Yeah. I mean, his dick's already out there. Yeah, I know. I've just had a bunch of girls on here telling me that they were sort of around the the tiger. Oh, no. Kelly, Kelly Kay, the girl that you fucking shoot with all the time.

You love her, right? I love Kelly. She is a great vibe. Yeah. She's awesome. But she told me all about that. And she told me about how the guys back home in fucking Tennessee or whatever don't really like her because she's got this famous rapper body.

Wait, she is this. famous rapper body, but? No, body hasn't had sex with. Like, she fucked this famous rapper and you're in Tennessee. Oh, yeah, yeah. These guys are jealous. They probably hate black people, et cetera. So they're not feeling that.

And that's a whole thing for her. Fuck them. How did you become cool with her? She came over for like a content, a content shoot. And I just kind of gravitated towards her. I really like, obviously she's super hot. She's super fun. Like, she's a little bit on the crazy side.

a good crazy and I typically gravitate towards good crazy girls. Yeah, I like her. She got like really good energy. I think she could blow up. Yeah, yeah. I mean, she kind of already has. Yeah, she, you know she like ran the Super Bowl, right? Yeah, we did that whole interview and we didn't talk about it.

What? Yeah. Well, she's telling us about getting hemorrhoids from MGK fucking her in the ass and Logan Paul's backyard. So I kind of forgot about the Super Bowl thing. You're like, that's not important. That story was so much. about it all the time because I had a hemorrhoid recently.

Yeah. I just kept thinking about her. I'm sorry. I mean, for real. Because she told me that she had one and I just kept thinking about like, you know? I think I got it from just pushing out a turd. I've never had a hemorrhoid. Really?

And I've had a lot of anal sex. So I don't know how I've managed, but I don't fucking want one. Yeah. Maybe I just eat a lot of fiber. Yeah. No, I mean, it'll make you be really careful with your butthole for the rest of your life. I'm pretty sure. Yeah, I heard it's pretty traumatized.

I'm scared to even like push hard taking. the shit now because I don't want to fucking aggravate it. Yeah. Yeah. I'm there with you. But yeah, I'm just careful. My whole life I was that person who would just push. No, you can't. You don't want to get the whole thing cleared out. You just want to let out the amount that's right there. You need to relax and take your time.

I feel like this is like a doctor's appointment. I'm telling you about all these things I'm going through. I have a stye. I have a hemorrhoin. I just want to push really, really hard. By the way, are we going to have vodka on the plug dogs. Have I said anything here that would make it less likely that you would work with us?

No, it's fine. I feel like we're all human beings. Kelly Kay told me about her fucking two-year hemorrhoid ordeal. Two years? I still fucked her a bunch of times. No, two years? With my girl dropping soon. Oh, my God.

Yeah. Me and Kelly are going to New York together for New Year's Eve. What are you going to do? We're going to go see a play. We're going to go to a party. We're just going to do a few, like a, we just want to be there for New Year's Eve, basically, and like shoot a flog. Nice.

Yeah, I'll admit that her pussy was tight enough that that was like a round three that still didn't last that long. Around what?

Round two, round three. I forget, but like, I had a hard time lasting in there even on round two. I mean,

I've had my fingers in there and it's, yeah, it's very nice. She's a hot girl. Yeah. She loves the, you drink much?

She loves the Trulies. She does. She loves, she with me and her together are always like a little drunk. Okay. Because I never hang out

with people who drink anymore and she totally just like had a truly on said just chilling and she's talking about like being hung over as fuck and I'm like damn you're hung over like that and she's like yeah but it's cool I'm just going to keep drinking and she's telling us oh I'm not going out tonight and then I look at her story and she's out drinking that night too and I'm like wow like I just don't know people who are that committed to it anymore I'm I was never a big drinker but I'd say the last like two months I've I've definitely been a social drinker and I've been drunk more times than I have in the last five years. Yeah.

Being single is definitely a time where you start drinking. 100%. Being in a relationship is the time where you stop drinking. You settle down. Yeah. That's why I stopped drinking. It's because I'm in a happy relationship. I just don't really feel like I need it.

Yes, exactly. We know how that works, isn't it? No, it makes sense. You're just in a different place in your life. Yeah. But then I also feel like we go through phases because you can't really say, oh, I'm kind of done with that lifestyle. You know, in five to 10 years, you might, you know, pick it back up.

up again. But you felt like you felt like you had reached the apex of your life and now you were retired to this castle and you weren't really going to be doing the LA thing. Yeah, I'm like, I'm so mature now. Yeah. But isn't that weird when you get out of that? Like, I mean, the mental turmoil I would have to go through if all of a sudden me and my girl broke up and I had to like resettle my brain into the process of what it's like to be a single person. Yeah. Yeah, you would change. Your life would change your mentality, everything. It's a whole thing. Mm-hmm. Yeah.

I'm happy to be single, though. Yeah. I'm happy about it. Yeah, well, when you can just like DM Iron Man and get them to come dick you down that night, then, I mean. Well, it's not that easy. I do get, I do get rejected. I'm sure that many of the people at home have a hard time to leave.

Yeah, exactly. You're not just going to the bar. And I'm not afraid to be rejected. I'm very much like, it's worth a shot, you know? Definitely. Okay, so what do you have plans? you're making this big move to LA, you're going to be doing different things. Are you trying to, like, start up more, like, social content?

I could see you with a podcast. Maybe. I'd consider a podcast, yeah. I think that I know enough people and it'd be really fun. And, I mean, yeah, maybe. It's a consideration. I could say it happening. I think you'd be great at it.

Really? Yeah. Thank you. Appreciate that. Oh, is you're going to cry? Jesus Christ. So you're cracking up for a little bit there. I was like, oh, no.

Okay. Yeah, so I think that's pretty much everything. I did write down hentai. I don't really feel like I need to get you to re-explain how horny for Japanese cartoons you are. Yeah, I mean, everyone already knows I am. I wrote craziest, grossest stories, but I already feel like this interview is kind of like too high level to just do that.

We've been kind of gross. Oh, yeah, you're right. But I haven't done the thing of like, tell me about the time somebody pooped on you on set. I mean, no, it's typically me pooping on them. Yeah. During anal. Not that bad. I've never been that bad.

Yeah. But, like, shit happens. Yeah, that's pretty good. Okay, anybody want to thank? Anything you want to tell people to go check out? I mean, yeah, I guess, oh, I'm really trying to grow my TikTok right now. I'm very much like about TikTok. How many follows you on there?

1.5. And actually, I managed to get $1.5 million with my name being banned as a term. So you couldn't look up my account and I couldn't like direct anybody to it. So they couldn't look up me in Malcova. And I managed to get to 1.5. I've had it fixed in the last couple of weeks. Oh, really? How'd you get that then?

Huh? How'd you get that then? I feel like it's almost impossible to get TikTok to do anything. Oh, I reached out to literally everybody. I exhausted every option I could. Literally everyone knew I met. If I was still having this issue, you'd be like, you know anybody? Do you, but were you posting anything sexual or no?

No, my name was banned as a term before I even got on the app. I think that what happened was somebody else was posting my pornography and my name was just kind of, you know, associated with non-safe of work. That's the biggest challenge that we've got to get past Is we got to get Instagram and TikTok To start being nice to pornsters Oh no especially if we follow the rules I know Riley read boom gone off TikTok She had a couple million

She didn't even do anything She was dancing around in the fucking Avocado costume and they got it Hers were nothing I think that it's because It might be because she's like still Full Fledge into performing I don't I don't know

But think of how fucked up that is Are you worried about your platform Or your TikTok because it's a little more adult. And so, no jumper TikTok is like, we'll put the clips from the interviews with porn stars here and there, but it's like a small percentage of the overall content.

So I wouldn't be too worried about that. Yeah, I worry that just one day it's going to be gone. They're going to be like, yeah, we don't want this me and Melkova on our app. It weird to me out too, because we'll upload, like we had a clip that goes super viral. This girl Kazumi, she is naked,

so we had to blur out the whole time. She's talking about getting fucked by 50 dudes in a row. And it's like, technically we're following the rules because we blurred it. We edit out the swears. On TikTok? Yeah. You can blurring?

You could do that with naked? Well, you can. We can. I wouldn't try it if I were used. No way. We look like a media organization. I'm kind of worried about it. You liked it on my Instagram.

I posted that on TikTok. Is that fine? Was it the one you and Kelly? No, it's just you jumping around in the pool or whatever. Yeah, I was thinking that's like, hey, you want to fuck? I mean, honestly, I think I liked it without turning the noise on. Oh, come on. You need no help.

They allow more swearing when it's the audio. Mm-hmm. Whereas, like, if you are in the video saying, fuck you, that could be a big problem. I'm in a bikini, but I'm actually in a hot tub. And my girl told me that you said that was a very important thing. Yeah, well, you need to have context to show that skin. So, like, yeah. If you're in a bikini in the living room, it's like, okay.

Yeah, exactly. You look like a slut. There's so many girls who can do it, but I obviously can't. There needs to be context. And that's the fucked up thing about TikTok and everything, too, is that, like, the same thing that you could get in trouble for, if you were a skinny chick without big ass boo. and a big ass then it's also the fact that I'm a porn star and a well-known porn star too yeah although like you should never really allude to that on TikTok I don't I don't very vaguely I'm very vague I'm innocent on there for sure yeah yeah I behave how do we

find the only fans um onlyfans dot com slash me and makova just for the people at home I appreciate that we're sure um I appreciate you uh shooting this with us and uh hopefully more content to come in the future. Yeah, thank you. Thank you for having me. Thank you so much. Mia Malkova, No Jumper, coolest podcast in the world. Check us out on YouTube, OnlyFans, Patreon, onlyplug talk.com. If you want to see some real X-rated shit, like, comment, and subscribe. Nojumber.com. If you want to support, appreciate y'all. Go follow my Instagram at Mia underscore Malkova, my TikTok at me at Malcova, and my only fan. Just go follow it.

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