No Jumper - The No Jumper Show Ep. 100

Episode Date: June 23, 2021

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Eye busters eye busters that mean we see this is oh yeah that means like oh my god that's what that's what's It's like it's like your tattoos. It's like the fuck is that why is it sound like I'm talking about it can Is it check check check check check check? What? Not that color feel like it won away I heard it those like yeah. It was scary soundly No, not probably are you playing something like you're gonna get blamed right now? Maybe it was an echo type thing yeah the dolphin oh I just kind of I love a good AC situation. A.C. Slater. What is that on your sweater?
Starting point is 00:00:37 What are you wearing, Adam? What do you feed a rat? Poison? Oh. Cheese? Bullets. C. Mack. This is his merch that he gave me. You're going crazy with the CMAQ merch.
Starting point is 00:00:52 No, I'm just wearing a hoodie. This is like the third hoodie I've seen you wearing. No. He definitely got all colors. That's a good point, though. He gave me the Crip hoodie. That one was crazy. I wore it on the corrupt interview.
Starting point is 00:01:03 Did corrupt have anything to say about this amazing? I got a chill. He thought it was amazing, yeah. And he said he wanted one. I got a chill. You're putting on for C-MECD. I got to chill. Are you okay?
Starting point is 00:01:16 Why you say you got to chill? I just heard like a weird thing in the mic when you went and adjusted it there and I was just confused. I wasn't even sure if your mic was working. Okay. That works. I think you're good. Well, why don't you say you got to chill? Because I can't be gang bang.
Starting point is 00:01:29 It's so hard. People are going to get the wrong idea. You don't want to get beat. And I've seen what you did. So somebody on the comment said, Adam is slowly aligned on the L.A. Crips. And you said, I got some blood brothers or two or something.
Starting point is 00:01:39 I said I got plenty of blood buds. The blood's cool. We call them that. The bloods. Blood buds. I think I'm a blood now. Wow. Would that purple hat?
Starting point is 00:01:50 What's this name for? No, I was just with the homies from Englewood all weekend. So I feel like I'm a blood now. That's like a, that's like you're banging prints. If you wear that hat. Rhinestones and purple. Honestly, the purple is cool.
Starting point is 00:02:02 I align with Prince And his Swag Prince is dead I'm He put Danny Lay on That was his final act For what I mean
Starting point is 00:02:14 Who's that Wait wait I talked about my interview You don't know who Danny Lay is Well, Then she must be black She can't be Mexican If Duno don't know who she is
Starting point is 00:02:21 She's probably born in 2002 Yeah she's probably born in like 2001 Is she? Maybe What does she do? She thinks Yeah I just know
Starting point is 00:02:28 I just know her Because she was fucking the baby That's the only reason What? What? You know her because she was fucking That's the only reason I know you. Who me?
Starting point is 00:02:34 Yes. How dare you? That's the only reason I know she is. She's an incredible artist. She drops a nice movie. Name me one song by Danny Lay. Oh, you're a piece of shit.
Starting point is 00:02:43 What's the big one? There's one that's like a million times more probably than the other ones. Give me. Babe. Baby, baby, baby. No. Well, I can't fucking. You're pulling me on the spot.
Starting point is 00:02:55 I can't remember it. Would you ever interview Justin Bieber? What? Duh. Yeah, no, I don't want for 20 million views. I should beat your. ass right. We interview rappers
Starting point is 00:03:04 that nobody knows. Yeah, that's my thing. Yeah, that's my thing. That's my thing. That's my whole identity, bro. Would you interview one of the amazing Corritos groups?
Starting point is 00:03:16 The fuck is the racist. He's a Caritos group. Corridos. You're racist. Charizo? No, for what you eat? What the fuck is that?
Starting point is 00:03:24 You eat chorizo for show. Hell yeah. That's how I know I'm not racist. No, this. I love Mexican. That doesn't mean you're not racist. I think it's a good start, though. Didn't you like just start even eating avocados when you moved to LA or something like that?
Starting point is 00:03:36 Avocados are trash. What? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, we're not doing. We're not doing this. We're not doing this. We're not doing the- What, you like avocados? Duh.
Starting point is 00:03:44 I eat an avocado every morning, if possible, but they're one of the most complicated parts of my breakfasts because the bacon and eggs are fine every time. The avocados, you have to buy them. You got to wait until they're soft and black and then it can't be too soft. Black, black. Why don't you just have like an avocado? Avocado tree in your fucking backyard or something. Listen, if, if you have a little. If my fucking groundskeepers were a little more ambitious, maybe I would.
Starting point is 00:04:05 Well, how about you be your own grounds? Can you just have an avocado tree out here? Yeah. You think it's illegal to have avocado? I thought avocados come from like the ground. Are you? Fuck out your ground people? Worker, fucking.
Starting point is 00:04:15 Are they're a Latino? Yeah. But what type of Latino? They're like Sauvese, Mexicans? I haven't asked for their fucking their, uh, they're, uh, they're 23 in me. I haven't asked for their DNA. You should ask?
Starting point is 00:04:26 I don't want to know. Why not? I just feel like that I probably want to know as little as possible about the guys who do the maintenance at my house. Why do you want to know the little, the least amount about them? I just don't, like, he's mowing the lawn. I don't need to know his kids' names.
Starting point is 00:04:41 I don't need to know, like, what he does in his free time. Do you have a big wall? I would prefer that he doesn't even know who I am or what I'm doing. Sir Adam, he called you, Senor Adam? No. Do you even speak to them at all? Yeah, say, what's up, bro? How are you doing?
Starting point is 00:04:56 Bro. He's at your house. You've got to be a little more friendly than that. Yeah, smile. I say hi. That's the, keep them moving. You never offer no lemonade or nothing? What am I?
Starting point is 00:05:05 A fucking grandma. I'm a fucking Mrs. Goutfire or some shit. No, I don't offer them. If they want lemonade, you know what they should do? They should go to fucking 7-Eleven and buy a lemonade for $1.99. Zach from FTP told me that he bought his, like, homekeeper lady, like all her kids' Xboxes and PS5s for Christmas. Wow, what a G. You would never do that.
Starting point is 00:05:28 No, we gave her a fucking cash bonus. Okay, that's fine. Christmas that's good enough it would be nice if I went and did an Instagram giveaway type set up for a PS5 Macbook all the shit that would be great you know you should give them credit to upload songs a credit doctor no yeah coupon you should give a song on the live stream Friday at noon a hundred and twenty dollars some little coupons yes I should go give those out in the hood and they tell their home boys they say hey hey fool you can be a rapper
Starting point is 00:05:57 you have a coupon yeah damn we just came over the guy there what are you doing Throwing them gang signs now? I just give it to me. I don't even know what it is. What is that? Laura's trying to unlock my phone for some reason to text my nudes to herself. Oh, because you got one of your little fake butt girls coming through?
Starting point is 00:06:11 Yeah, relax, relax, relax. What happened to fake butt girl from Germany? What do you need it for? Damn. I don't want Laura Lurkin to my phone. Let her take that. I don't want Laura lurking through my phone. What happened to German fake ass girl?
Starting point is 00:06:22 She went back to Germany. Oh, they're not ready for all that. That's where she's from, Adam. These German little dick motherfuckers, they don't know what to do with all that fake ass. Oh, my God. She ain't even going to feel it. Father when I met at your phone bull life shit.
Starting point is 00:06:33 Yeah. It's German. What's that? This, okay. I'm just going to make this perfectly clear. This is an English-only podcast. What was that? You look the most German from all of it.
Starting point is 00:06:47 She's the Germans. You're talking about what the fuck's wrong with your accent? Oh, I thought you said something in Spanish. No, he said. Oh, my God. Sorry, that's Spanish. You know what I'm leaving? Did I fuck up?
Starting point is 00:06:56 He said. Is that racist? He said, a German. At least you say Latin next today. They didn't say Latinx Wait, but is Latinx not acceptable? I'm not Latinx. You're not a fucking woke dude.
Starting point is 00:07:07 If you were, you would be Latinx. What's like, woke dude? There's two sides to the Latino community from what I could tell. There's Latinx, and then there's food's gone wild. And they don't overlap. Oh, my God. You're so ignorant.
Starting point is 00:07:21 I think that's like a good, rough breakdown. I'm mind blown. Food's going wild. It's all like, is based off of Hispanics. What the fuck did you think of food was? I just thought it was like fools going wild Yeah, it is.
Starting point is 00:07:33 It's the way that an average Mexican person might say fool. Am I wrong? When they say fool, they say like F-O-O-O, not F-O-O-L. Yeah, that's why. That's why. Yeah, but when he says food, he has to add the hell for sure.
Starting point is 00:07:45 Mind-blown. That's why it's food. What did you think of food was? Just fools? But like a nigga in a nice word? No, food. Like, fool's going wrong. Sometimes I wonder, like, if you're really here on earth
Starting point is 00:07:57 with the rest of us. Yes, I mean. You weren't in on that joke this whole time. I mean, I didn't pay attention to until now. And I've seen a fool. And I said, wow, a fool gone, wow. Okay, I'm going to give you an example of comparison. I think I said this on a podcast before.
Starting point is 00:08:12 But I remember being like six, seven, something like that. And realizing that. But realizing that Toys Are Us was Toys Are Us. In my head, it had always been, Toys Are Us. It was just used to that was the toy store. I never thought about what that are. meant like we are toys like toys like toys Richard again I was six and I would say that it's kind of like on par with toys our rest was was around back then I was the
Starting point is 00:08:40 biggest in the business now it's gone that you were woke at six I wouldn't say that hey we didn't address something it's episode 100 everybody do a long that was good yeah damn if we were like a real podcast we would have like music Biam, bian, bian, on air horn. Darn, son, where'd you find this? That was dope. Aedes asking for a soundboard.
Starting point is 00:09:12 But I'm not sure I trust you with that. Bro, it's dope. Because I'm afraid you're going to turn into Funkmaster Flex and be doing a fucking bomb in between everything you said. No, I want to be like, when you say something, I can be like this. Yay. She's for the streets. It's going to be like, listen, Capp. Oh, that'd be hard.
Starting point is 00:09:28 You know what? I think that. I think the host of the show, like on my podcast, I should have a. the sandboard, but on your podcast, you should have the soundboard. Yeah, everybody had their own soundboard. I don't want to touch it here, pause. That's a good. No, I think we should have whoever's manning the
Starting point is 00:09:42 cameras and all that shit, they should be able to. No, Josh is going to fuck it up. He's going to be playing hockey jokes and shit, bro. He's going to be like, wagoo, waggoo, waggo, we got to talk about that waggoo, bro. You didn't have to waggoo. I should have some waggo here at the Ben Bottle Grill. You had it?
Starting point is 00:09:58 Yeah, after we did the fucking podcast. Bro. Last Wednesday, that shows gas. like a different level yeah they're super good never had steak to taste like that bro over the price I probably want everybody around my own but
Starting point is 00:10:09 it was good well eating in here on the job it was better than the restaurants bro I never tasted steak like that in a restaurant ever did you all season 8 or y'allelry I just threw it on the grill I think he just put salt that nigga Jason has put salt on here but it was like some good ass waggoo but I'm like I've had this shit at restaurants so many time
Starting point is 00:10:25 he ain't taste like that did you get it from like Walmart or something though Costco I saw that it said Costco I was like, oh, these niggas is going crazy. I bet you never even been in Costco besides it just hit the pizza. The pizza is fire.
Starting point is 00:10:38 Yeah, I don't think I've ever really been to Costco. That's like a certain cheer of humanity of like only just like never making a pass of the pizza. No, I never even had the food there. Everything. Oh, you never been there? It's just fucking gas. I think I ever been to Costco.
Starting point is 00:10:51 What's some little rolls they'd be having? The chicken roll. Yo, but that makes sense for house phone because house phone, like to go to Costco, you have to be like thinking about like, You have to be responsible. You have to think about the future. House phone is in the moment. Because you need to have a home.
Starting point is 00:11:07 Otherwise, you wouldn't want to buy a fucking 80 pack of mayonnaise. Yeah, no, I'm not. Housebone is not thinking about his manas needs next year. I don't see you grocery shopping, period. You strike me as like an Amazon Fresh type of n-I. I'd be at Trader Joe's for show because I'll be looking for. I'd be looking for think white holes in Lulu Lemon sweats. But so you aren't Trader Joe's, but not to buy food.
Starting point is 00:11:29 I got food for less. Yeah. I've never been in there. What's that all about? It's like a poor target. No, no, no, no. It's like a bumy, it's like in between a soup kitchen and a grocery store. In between the soup kitchen.
Starting point is 00:11:45 Is it not? But is it like, can you get like actual Oreos or do they have like the Oreos that have poisoning them? They got like the Oreos that are like bootleg. But they got real Oreos too? Yeah, yeah. The fake ones are good. They're like Orioles for Oreos. But they do have the real.
Starting point is 00:12:00 Why are you always coming for Roeys? No, not Roarie. Like, like Wario, Luigi. Oh, Wario. Oh, I thought you said Rios. Oh, no, no, no. Who I smoke. Rurio.
Starting point is 00:12:09 If you had a weed burn, you would make Voreos. A weed cereal. I actually have a weed brand coming. July 10th. What's gonna be called? You're like, you are the horrible advertisement for weed. Because you just end up catatonic passed out on the couch as soon as you're Why are you dissing my endeavors?
Starting point is 00:12:30 I mean, I like the end up. The man trying to hold me down. You need to smoke a lot more weed before you can credibly have a weed brand. I'm crediting you for letting me come on a Friday streams and getting cooked out of my mind and build it up my tolerance. You need to do that every day.
Starting point is 00:12:45 Oh, you are crediting me. That's cool, thank you. That was cool. I am good. Thank you. How much is he slough of day, Adam? Do you have to have a high tolerance to sell weed? I don't think so.
Starting point is 00:12:54 What do you mean to sell weed? To sell weed, you don't have to have a high tolerance. You can be like, hey, I'm high as fuck. There's a difference between selling. weed in the streets and being a trapper and being a like celebrity like a fucking you know I don't know what level
Starting point is 00:13:08 What would you say you are? B list, C list? I would say C list, guys. He's definitely going to He's rounding up for sure. I didn't feel comfortable like I was about to hit you with a letter and I was like no I'm not going to do that so You got a list he picks up. You got a good face card. In the clubs of L.A.
Starting point is 00:13:27 I'm going to say C list. Hey, that shit isn't a been a shocker. What are you consider this? D-list. D-list? I feel D-list. Pause. Yeah, super pause.
Starting point is 00:13:40 What about you, dude, no? Probably like, now, I probably like, shit like a little under, like, shit, probably like an E. You said an E? I didn't know who did E. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:13:49 You're on E? What did you? You said, you're a D-list? Yeah. But if he's going to be a C-list, I don't know if I should be a D-list. Yeah, yeah, for sure I could be. You got to up yourself to a B there.
Starting point is 00:13:58 But the thing about me being on any kind of list is, like, I feel like if I went to a nightclub, it would be like such a shock to like a lot of people that I was there. Whereas with AD, it's like they're completely used to him being there. So then that feels like it should change the list. But I'm not sure if that means that his list,
Starting point is 00:14:14 his letter should be higher or that my should be higher because I'm a novelty, but I'm not familiar. Wow, that was deep. That was kind of deep. Yeah. You're woke. That came from the depths of your heart right there.
Starting point is 00:14:26 That was a lot of thought into something that makes almost no sense. Wait, wait. Speaking to going to the club, are we still going, are we still Saturday, baby? Club's appearance. Why did you say that? What happened? You can still come.
Starting point is 00:14:38 He can't go? Why can't go? He's not going to come. Oh. Listen, this is one of the main things I wanted to talk about today. I went to fucking, we was in Miami the whole time. This nigga never hit me back. Shut up.
Starting point is 00:14:47 He never hit me back. They were both in Miami independently of each other and Housephone tried to hook up with AD. No, he did not. No. You see it. You see it. No, he did not. Not gay.
Starting point is 00:14:59 I got. there, I FaceTime because I went on the Fresh and Fit podcast. Before I did that shit, wait, wait, wait. I FaceTime house phone twice. He does not answer. All right. Wait a minute. I got the proof.
Starting point is 00:15:09 I got proof. He doesn't hit me back. I'm doing the podcast. Be quiet over there. Honestly, he doesn't hit me back. And then he shows up at the podcast. Like, why are you going to tell me about this? I'm like, nigger.
Starting point is 00:15:21 How did that happen? Well, I was jet lag. I took a nap. I woke up and I was supposed to meet up with Eliza. Eliza was like, oh, A.D's. at this podcast and I was like what the fuck they didn't even hit me up I look at my phone I did have one I had one not two one miss call from AD I was like oh you got boost mobile I'm gonna I'm like oh fuck let me hit that nigga back but I know he was in the middle of
Starting point is 00:15:45 doing the podcast so that's why he didn't answer so eliza said let's just go there I know where it is I'm like cool let's go we go upstairs the fresh and fit nigger opened the door and he's spooked he's like he's like hold on on going on here? Like, because I guess him and Eliza had some type of thing.
Starting point is 00:16:03 So he see me and the homie Myron? Uh, the tall dude? Yeah, yeah. So I guess he sees
Starting point is 00:16:08 me and the homie T. Brays who was like literally A.D. size. So he's looking like, who is these niggas? Like you bring it big black niggas
Starting point is 00:16:15 with face tattoos. They're gonna come around me and see. And he was like, what's going on here? Like the last time we spoke, we had some issues. Did or da, I guess they squashed
Starting point is 00:16:23 a little beef and then, yeah, so you pulled up and watched AD film. What, he was, They were like, oh, you're already done. It was like five minutes left by the time we got there.
Starting point is 00:16:33 But I was just like, nigger, I hit you up and you're just going to pop up. Right. I just, I noticed, I said pussy runs house phones mine. No. So he gladly hooks up with Eliza and doesn't hit you back rather than hit you up and go do something with the boys. I'm not letting this agenda pass. He was with Eliza all weekend. Tell me I'm not.
Starting point is 00:16:52 We were in those guts. I was with Eliza for like one night and we went to the club that night. That's all you. Did you make love to her? The night that I saw you. Did you make love, relax. No, I did not.
Starting point is 00:17:02 That's the moment. It feels like she's trying to make love to like almost every dude that she's around. No, that's just the homie. Maybe that was just the last live stream that we were on where she was digging Kiki's penis
Starting point is 00:17:11 out of his fucking jorts. I will say though, me and the homies at her crib when you drink it and she was like, you guys want to see my porno? My three-send porno? We're like, hell yeah. She pulls it out
Starting point is 00:17:21 and it's her eating a nigger's ass while getting fucked by another nigga. She texted me this. And I'm like, please get this out of my face. She's drowning in this black man's ball sack. Bro. As soon as I press play on the video, you just see dick and balls in the air. And just her face in the nigga ass.
Starting point is 00:17:40 It's like a shiny gray nut sack. And then her face, like if she had makeup on, her makeup must be so fucked from what she was doing to this brother's ball. This brothers and butt brother. Bro, it's foul. She had this nigga legs. And okay, all right. I don't know about it. I don't know if I ever got my ass eating like that.
Starting point is 00:18:01 Oh my God. And I have my ass eating a lot. Hey, are we showing the donations on screen? Just so y'all know, for the first time ever, if you donate more than $10, your donation is going to show up on the screen. And also, if you become a member, that's going to show up on the screen. So just a little something for the people at home on YouTube to watch if you want. And then at the end of the stream, we're going to pull up the list and read out all of the messages. So if you want us to acknowledge something,
Starting point is 00:18:29 we will check it out at the end, probably after about like two hours, so probably around 8 p.m. But yeah. Anyway. Honestly, I felt like AD all weekend. Like, I'm at the club. I'm smoking hookah.
Starting point is 00:18:39 I'm in the section. I understand why he lives his life now. It was very fun. Yes, but it's stressful. No, no, I did. He showed me a great time. He's like, we're going to go to Delilah's and they were going to go to the highlight room.
Starting point is 00:18:51 And I was like, never invited me. And then I'm the only one that's not dressed like everybody else. Exactly. Everybody got the tape and found me like a pro club sweat. I got some dungs out in a black tea. One, I'm the only Mexican, right? Yes.
Starting point is 00:19:04 With avocado mommy. With, where? You were with our girls. We took them. Yeah. Wait, there were our girls first, nigger. Yeah. I'm not claiming it.
Starting point is 00:19:12 I'm like that, brother. All right. So me avocado thari, you're the only Latinos. But I'm thinking about the only one. That's what we're calling Janet. We're calling Janet. We're calling Janet Avocado Thoddy. That's her name on two.
Starting point is 00:19:23 That's what she knows for. Janet sucks. I like avocado thari. Okay. Yeah, Janet's kind of boring. Bro, there's like these bad bitches just in line a bunch of fucking fools with chains. And it's just me walking in with AD.
Starting point is 00:19:34 And they're looking at it. Who do you know? And there, bro, some guy even gave me, um... What the fuck did he... He gave me like his card. He's like, bro, I wrote for the Big Three for Ice Cube. And I was like, I was like...
Starting point is 00:19:44 What the fuck is that? What is that mean? What's the Big Three? Like the... You saw, you know, Ice Cube out of his own league and shit? Yeah, it's a big tournament. A league of what? Like, retired basketball players, celebrities.
Starting point is 00:19:55 I think that. It's like a whole league. I don't know what the fuck was going on, but we're walking in. Everybody's just looking at me like, hey, and for your fucking funny food. Like,
Starting point is 00:20:02 everybody's just, right? And then it's so funny because these badass bitches are trying to get in. And they go, like, he's the last one.
Starting point is 00:20:09 And the guy goes like, okay. And they're looking at it. But it's just like, it's just so extra, bro. Like at a regular club like, nah,
Starting point is 00:20:18 that's a hungry, you know, little bad, come on. They was not having it there. They were like, who's with you? Mm-mm.
Starting point is 00:20:22 All right, come on. Elevator for elevator to go upstairs. Chris Brown Pop, Locking. He was there and dancing? Two Chains was there just standing there? Bro, he's so awkward. I have no with two chains at Kanye's shit in Wyoming
Starting point is 00:20:41 and he was cool as fuck. He used to come to the villain store all the time. He didn't cool as fuck. Yeah, maybe he just felt kind of weird in the club. He was just standing there. He was high. That one was dressed like a pilot from the 30s. Were you drunk?
Starting point is 00:20:52 No, I was kidding off. You was drunk. I wasn't. bro, you, me drunk with her, I was Chris Browner for a dance battle. Okay, from my experience, when you're sober in the club, you look at people and just think about what they're thinking. And sometimes you'll just see somebody just sort of standing there at their table. And you're just thinking like, what is he thinking?
Starting point is 00:21:11 Like, what is he doing? It kind of ruins the whole thing for me. But it was so weird because I was like, hey, I fuck with you. It's just like. He just like said me off and down. I think about it. This is, then it's just
Starting point is 00:21:23 predominantly black. So I'm the only like, if I have a Mexico hat on, they're not taking me serious, bro. You need to be totally honest. But it's so funny how AD knows fucking everybody,
Starting point is 00:21:35 bro. This dude is outrageous like, food, let people breathe. They're like 30 sections away cheering to a 1942 while listening to Ashanti in the background.
Starting point is 00:21:44 You have the bottles? You have the bottles? Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Oh, yeah. I've done this shit. But the highlight room, bro,
Starting point is 00:21:51 There were bitches like, Drake was there last week. I don't give a fuck if Drake was there. I don't give a fuck with Drake. But I was there with the homie-dress. Girls are hitting you like because like they couldn't even get in there. No, they was hitting me on something like,
Starting point is 00:22:01 oh, you have the boozy shit and I'm like, I mean, shit, I guess. Yeah, right? I'm just kidding. We had a lot of bottles too. But yo, what's the point of even going if you got to dress like a bitch? If you can go in there in your pro club,
Starting point is 00:22:12 then that means you actually are doing something because you don't have to fucking adhere to all these bullshit as rules. You got to wear a pro club? You can put on a, like a, like a, a collar shirt. Well, okay, yeah. If he showed a degree
Starting point is 00:22:24 of sophistication, I agree that would be nice, but we know him and we know that's not going to happen. I just, I just, when I'm flipping a podcast, I'm comfortable.
Starting point is 00:22:32 I ain't never seen you without a pro club one. Ever, I got some flip. Were you in gym shorts or you have jeans on? No, I had the pro club. This man, that's my swag. Look,
Starting point is 00:22:43 you're just like a fucking parent from the fucking 40s. I got a hardcore kid. I'm a mosh on you. Oh my God. That's not y'all mosh? I love, I love, not me, others. I was mocking how others.
Starting point is 00:22:54 He was like, he was milking the cow. He was like, I didn't have to stand up. Hey, I felt like I got, I felt like I got all y'all just like super drunk, bro. Because y'all never. I had a great time. They were super, you see, but I was like chilling at the bar. I mean, at the Lylas, they were off the champagne and poppy.
Starting point is 00:23:11 There were bitches that probably, you know, do what they do with stars. And they were like right there twiging and I'm just, oh, my phone texting. They did it? Like, you're good? I'm like, yeah. making a TikTok. No, I wasn't making a TikTok, but I was for sure, like,
Starting point is 00:23:24 arguing one of my bitches because she's seen the pose. Like, she's like, you with these. And I'm like, for my thing is always like, I'm working. She was mad. She's pissed out of a jam. She wasn't mad. You have to, like, you have to learn how to angle your phone to make sure they're not there. You feel me?
Starting point is 00:23:39 You show the a audience? I didn't care. So you didn't put the Mexicans on your story? Fuck no. The Mexicans. What the fuck is wrong? Yeah, I did not see them on your story at all. No.
Starting point is 00:23:48 They're bad. I would put them on my story. And I don't even fucking. No, you don't need Nobody to even think Like three girls there How have we only been left for 20 minutes? It feels like we've covered so much ground
Starting point is 00:23:58 Yeah, we are podcasting Like our lives depend on it right now Like desperately trying to get a word It's like Game of Thrones podcasting. It's the fucking 100th episode, baby It's the 100th episode and Camgirl is out of town So she couldn't be here. We're going to have her do a little guest visit. Just pull love, show some love.
Starting point is 00:24:17 Y'all should have had to do like a Zoom call. I just had a pop-book. I guess we could stick. They'll do that. We could do that, but I feel like, you know, she said she'll stop back next time. There we go. Nice episode.
Starting point is 00:24:25 For the 200th episode. Give us a little update on what's going on with her. The 200 episode, then she'll come. The 200. Two years from now she can come on. It's going to take us that long? Are you high? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:24:38 I can say, anytime you put the hoodie on. Always. Just make sure it's not a white hoodie ever. No white hoodies ever, bro. No, you can't do it. Why not? Because they've been points up a little bit.
Starting point is 00:24:46 I don't know what you think about the Klan? Where in L.A. Hey, do you guys think the clans? the clan eats fried chicken for sure Kentucky fried chicken they're fucking crazy if they don't the colonel it would be in the clan
Starting point is 00:24:57 you would have to be the most racist motherfucker on earth to not acknowledge how good fried chicken is no I love oh yeah french chicken is nice oh yeah Asians make the best fried chicken I was gonna say it's it's fried chicken of all cultures Asian fried chicken is the shit yeah what's something that's not our cultures
Starting point is 00:25:13 that's not all cultures kimchi I mean it's just like that you eat kinsk And you're like, damn, these Koreans thought of some shit that nobody else is fucking Because this is some weird shit. But actually, no, isn't it just fucking, uh, it's fermented it's fermented cabbage or some shit with some What about some shit with hot sauce?
Starting point is 00:25:32 It's probably not as weird as I think it is. I'm just like not culture. What about Kish? What does that come from? Isn't Kish just eggs? But who made that? It's just you whip the fuck out of the eggs. This is the least sophisticated conversation.
Starting point is 00:25:45 Yeah. Us talking about foods that we don't know what they are and everybody else knows what they are. knows what they are. Yo, but me and Duno. I love all different types of curry. Me and Duno just did an episode for the Patreon, which is launching in about a week. We just did an episode with avocado thought.
Starting point is 00:25:59 And how the fuck do you say that? Other one's name is Japanese or something? No, for Spanish, Yahira, but in English it's Yahira. What is Yahaira? I don't know. I don't know what it comes from fucking... Beautiful name for a beautiful woman.
Starting point is 00:26:11 When I see it, I think of like Yaki Hama. It sounds like Japanese to me. Or like a motorcycle. I'm called a Aki Hama for now. She should have a sword. Yeah, she should have a sword I seen her at the strip clip the other time And she was wearing like if she was like a motor combat type of shit
Starting point is 00:26:25 That's kind of fire honestly I said this on the episode with her But I think that her being on the podcast Is the best thing ever because people can literally watch the podcast And then go to the strip club And smack her ass And she said I don't like it They'd be smacking my ass too hard
Starting point is 00:26:39 That's not how she talks at all Fucking do you smack stripper the ass really hard No honestly Try to put him in the hospital Nah, I was in the strip club Letting the homies go crazy Remember Blueface when he threw the giant brick of money And hit the bitch right in the head?
Starting point is 00:26:56 I do that, but not in the head, though. That was when I was like, okay, this is a little too crazy. You got to take the rubber band off And throw them. I mean, honestly, I'm not a strip club guy. When they book me, I'll take like, if they booked me for like 3,000, I'll throw like maybe 6,700 and then pocket the rest of them going.
Starting point is 00:27:13 Yeah, I felt that. I'd do like a thousand in the strip club other night. I feel like the most I ever spent in the strip club was probably like 80 bucks on jack and coax and maybe I threw like 10 bucks How much did you spend in the jack shack? I never been there No actually my girl My girl is such as Sam's on my birthday one year member Sam's far I was kind of crazy I was doing a hell of blow in the bathroom
Starting point is 00:27:36 Oh wow I was like what that might with the strippers I think I got fucked up one more time after that but then I think that was the end of me doing cocaine Wait listen one of our rapper friends that was there did one of the craziest moves I ever seen at the strip club. He had bricks of money with like the rap sale on them, right? He was smacking their asses with the money, but he never took it off and threw them any
Starting point is 00:27:58 money. You're talking about smoke perp? Yes. I was like, yo, it's so badass that smoke perp came to Stance for my birthday. That's tight. Yeah, but isn't that crazy? He didn't actually give them any money. Not one dollar? Not one dollar. They don't even want to keep them like this one to feel it on their skin.
Starting point is 00:28:15 Right? Yeah, hi-ed it. That's not what the two. I've done one of them plays before. That was hard. Just holding the shit and be like, you ever like, you didn't slide to the left? You ever throw it? And some of it, like, blows back to you and you're like,
Starting point is 00:28:28 double up, free. Hey, hold on. The homie picks the money up off the table and do it again. I swear to God, bro, one time my homeboy comes to the club with us. I'm not going to say, it's an older rapper. I'm not going to say his name, no. Snoop dog. No.
Starting point is 00:28:44 Spider look. No. The game. Spider look. What the fuck? Anyways, niggas is throwing money going crazy. My homies is on the ground like,
Starting point is 00:28:52 like it's Thanksgiving. He looked at him like, what the fuck are you doing? I was so embarrassed, bro. I'm like, bro, take that shit out your pocket. The thing I probably had $300. Is it like your homies
Starting point is 00:29:03 who had never been to the club before? Yes. He had $300. Bro, he had to have like $300 and ones. He was just collecting them. Oh, my God. I mean, I've definitely picked up like a couple singles like off the floor.
Starting point is 00:29:13 Y'all niggas are wild. But just being in like a rapper's I'm in the strip clubs stealing money off the flow. Not, but that's it happened, bro, when you got a hoodie on? Somebody throws money. Who's that? Who's that? Who's that?
Starting point is 00:29:23 Who's that? Wow. Anyway, yeah, so keeping in mind, the Patreon is dropping soon. Did anything stand out to you about the episode? Because for me, it was really when Yahela was talking about how she gave the guy who was uncircumcised head and he had cheese under his dick. That and the sex head. You guys went super deep into, um, um, chlamedia and like. Clemedia.
Starting point is 00:29:46 I was, bro, I was sitting next to three fucking porn starts technically, and they were just, the conversation was just all about dick ass eating and pushy fucking grabbing. And I was just like, wow. There was a lot of insight into what makes a woman tick. I couldn't believe it. I'm like, wow, this is gold. And we're going to have it be a Patreon exclusive. But, hey, we've got to sacrifice sometimes.
Starting point is 00:30:07 I'm so, my brain is so tuned to just YouTube, YouTube. We're making YouTube videos. We're making as many YouTube videos as possible. that like now it's like all right well I'm gonna have to take take a little bit of it give it to the Patreon side of things gotta give it to the Patreon fan man yeah okay so what is the plan
Starting point is 00:30:24 for this weekend and does it count that I'm bringing my fiance with me to the club no why does it why would that count? You didn't tell me that oh what the fuck you're gonna do you're supposed to come with the boys oh yeah if we were just talking shit of hand for wanting to fuck you don't bring sand to the beach man
Starting point is 00:30:40 you gotta have fun with it no you don't got to fuck I'm just saying I was I was gonna a girl. Letta is a plug. No, you can't bring a girl. Really? Wait, what the fuck?
Starting point is 00:30:49 I was going to invite him? Well, what? Lina got clout, though, so I guess it's fine. Wow. She got to go out one time.
Starting point is 00:30:55 Like, I could go out with just the boys. Can you go out by yourself sometimes? Yes, but I got to get one time out of the way with her. Because,
Starting point is 00:31:01 and you want to do it. BT weekend. She wants to socialize real bad because she's been so cooped up in the crib with the baby. She just came from a fucking wedding or something, right?
Starting point is 00:31:11 We went to a wedding for like four hours. Big deal. He's really trying to keep her at the crib. Yeah, he's like, bitch, stay home. He's kind of Cedonnell's over here. I just, I was just like, go. Go make me a bacon egg sandwich.
Starting point is 00:31:22 Go make me a bacon egg sandwich. I was a picture in all the boys we go out. We just get drunk and all that. And I'm just like, it's like, ah. And there's no offense to Lina. This is where any of my homies, when the girls are around, I'd be like, we got to behave. I understand you because if it was anyone besides me,
Starting point is 00:31:39 then I would totally agree. So like, I'm just, Because it's me, I figured that I was going to be judged by a different standard, but I appreciate you being repulsed of the idea of me bringing my significant out of the club. Because, you know, most people I'm married, man. Say Saturday's a fucking bachelor party or something. Wait, hold on. Wait, wait, wait.
Starting point is 00:31:57 Are we, like, going to promote this, like, as November night? You're not coming. Wow. What the fuck? Why can I come? I wasn't invited. I see your phone. He's, like, officially, like, had enough of believing your bullshit.
Starting point is 00:32:09 Yeah. You probably do. Okay. You told me you was going to come. on at the end of day like eight times. No, you never officially invited me. Yes, we did. When?
Starting point is 00:32:19 No, I was out of town last week. No, we asked you, bro, you were supposed to be one of the first guests to keep a Jeep. Wait, really? Yeah. Yeah, you're a piece of shit. You did it like Yassie, huh? Sexes.
Starting point is 00:32:29 No, I love you. I like Yassie more than A.D. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. I believe it because pussy runs your mind. We got it. We got it again. So we hit Miami and you hang around Eliza all weekend.
Starting point is 00:32:39 I literally was not with it like. Don't answer AD and you pop up on me still. I was not with Eliza at all. I hung out with her for like 30 minutes at the club. Bro, she left me at the club to go get fucked by some nigger or something. See, that's the problem. I was drunk as fuck throwing up outside my Uber. I got charged $500 with throwing up outside of the Uber.
Starting point is 00:32:58 I got charged $500. What you throw up, bro? I got him before, too, because fucking someone who you're friends with it, I will not name out of this girl fucking puking out the Uber. I want to know who it is so bad. When Uber first came out. First came out. When Uber first came out, he has this bitch hanging his fucking.
Starting point is 00:33:12 fucking her head out the window puking all over the fucking car now dude's got a baby with it what's who oh wait actually I don't know it might have been a different girl but I'm pretty sure is the girl that he had baby with anyway stop talking wait I really want to know who you're talking about yeah 500 what are you guys throwing up it's so obvious whatever but I said his name on here before too what the fuck are you guys throwing up that it's 500 bucks I got charged 80 like a month ago 80 80 80 80 where the fuck Did the other you know I think it's right though I think when I got charged And it was back in the day I think it was like a hundred bucks and I was yeah I'm
Starting point is 00:33:47 I'm furious but it wasn't no throw up what the fucking throw about no throw up they need a date at the deep clean the shit It's like a biohazard it's waste you know it's probably COVID they probably charge me more damn You know what it was I think that I just looked at like my charges from the night from uber and I took like two different ubers that was like a hundred dollars each or some shit oh okay well so you're alive for my mommy so it probably only charged me like 200. You updated your card and all the charges you didn't pay for hit you at one time.
Starting point is 00:34:18 Something, I don't know, but Uber smacked me this weekend. So Adam's allowed to go to the club, maybe. House funds definitely not allowed. Both of you guys are out now. Do no. Don't let me down.
Starting point is 00:34:28 Damn, so you take this. There's like some real serious shit for you, huh? I mean, you just springing this on me on Tuesday? What club are we going to? What club are we going to? We'll tell you in private. I'll DM you. But now at this point, if I tell her
Starting point is 00:34:40 I'm going to the club without you, that now she's going to feel rejected like because I already invited her oh my boy that's how you gotta ask the homies first how about this then how about this and I'll make it better how about she can come for an hour I'll come to dinner and she can't come to the strip with her I'll bring
Starting point is 00:34:57 a female and go to mashroses on me why is it on you can I treat my friends I would rather pay why because it lets me feel like I'm fucking you know okay it's on you then let's go reverse psychology Are we doing this Saturday?
Starting point is 00:35:12 Let's do a Saturday. And then we'll go to the club after? We'll talk about it. Wait, wait, wait. I'm bringing your height up. You should. I am. Fuck, I bring avocado.
Starting point is 00:35:23 Let's go. No jumper. The bill is really on. No, yeah. I was talking about paying for dinner. I was talking about paying for $80,000 in bottles. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:35:33 He's funneling Casamigos into his veins and shit. I remember he was like, yeah, 20K. That's a light night. Hey, and then he asked him in an interview and what the homie say in Miami. That's normal. He didn't really seem that shocked by it. We were shocked by that.
Starting point is 00:35:48 I'm shocked by it. I'm still shocked by it. $1,000 there in my pocket. Hell, okay. You got to, listen, you got to understand, bro, is that in Los Angeles, bro, most of the people that go to the clubs, bro, these fucking athletes,
Starting point is 00:36:00 they be getting like, oh, he just signed for $80 million. He just signed for $60 million. But it's just like, even if you have, like, $40 million, like, can't you think of something? than better to do than like a really expensive couch to go stand on like what the fuck is wrong with you that's just me you know what's crazy so many ways to get there'll be niggins that be doing that
Starting point is 00:36:21 you could get pussy for free by just being a cool niggia most of these athletes ain't cool niggas bro yeah you're right they're lames they're hot dogs wings or bread bro who knows crazy if i can't picture you standing on the couch and like like awkwardly bobby yeah because okay so i went to riley reeds wedding this weekend vlog coming soon But then everybody's getting drunk. Some percentage of people may or may not have been putting cocaine up their nose in the bathroom, maybe even some ketamine house phone.
Starting point is 00:36:47 And I'm not drink. I had one mixed drink that was not strong at all, and then one glass of wine. So I was not drunk at all. And this is over the course of like five hours. So I'm not drunk at all. Everybody says dancing all crazy. I'm just standing there and I'm like,
Starting point is 00:37:02 I've seen a nigga doing backflips. Yo. What the fuck was that about? No, because the dude that she married is a parkour guy. That was him? So all his homies and him, they can all just do like standing backflip 360s and shit, bro. Like the craziest shit you see in their life, they're all just doing it in the dance circle.
Starting point is 00:37:21 That's probably why they got married because that nigga was doing backflips in the pussy. I mean, hey. I like to think, like, the weddings you go to, the song is on. Dance a great good time. Come on. And everybody just do. Let's celebrate. That wedding was so white.
Starting point is 00:37:35 I seen, like, it was just soccer. People were just surrounding the dude just doing like. It was like a porno. Latvian parkour wedding. What's a lot of being? He's from Latvia. What the what is that? That's why he's okay.
Starting point is 00:37:48 Are you saying it wrong? Is it Latvia? I have to Russia. Shut out to the Lottis. Oh, shout out to Yuri. Yeah, maybe. You know, it's crazy. I'm chilling with the homies,
Starting point is 00:38:00 and I'm like, hey, look, look, for it already, really got married. And then all their girlfriends out there and all the homies go, like, somebody married her? And I was like, dude, that's shit. That was my same way actually went out of him. I was like, oh my gosh, she's getting married.
Starting point is 00:38:13 Yo, this girl is totally off topic. It's like everybody who ever jerked off to her is getting divorced from her. Oh. Like, oh, she's not like she's going to stop filming more now. No, it was. That's exactly what it is? Yeah, she's not doing a real porn anymore. Just only fans.
Starting point is 00:38:27 So just with him? Yeah, I think. No, no. My thing was like, I've seen her, like, get trained before. So I thought I'm like, I'm like, Dan, I was a brave man, you know? But guess what, though? I respect the love. I respect to love.
Starting point is 00:38:36 If you're a ninja, a lot of being all over the place, dude. Mark, I swear. Live hands all over the place Wait, listen though I don't afraid he's getting mad But then there I don't appreciate The disrespecting of sex workers
Starting point is 00:38:49 But I have to allow for some of it Because you are all toxic pieces of shit No, no, no, no Let me dig in it. Yeah, I go home Let her dex me me I was at the door Parker in the other arm
Starting point is 00:38:59 She's like, fuck ain't me too Let's go out Half on. Let me defend There's bitches that get trained On a regular That's not on video No, no, I'm not knocking at
Starting point is 00:39:08 You don't know about So what's the the difference. It's a big difference. What's the difference? I prefer not knowing. She went, found herself a high value man with one and a half million
Starting point is 00:39:18 Instagram followers. And he's doing backflips. And he does backflips. You actually, though, the park horse shit that he does is actually bulk if you see it. Is it cooler than Yuri, like, climbing to the top of some building in Hollywood? It's so much cooler than that.
Starting point is 00:39:30 Yeah. Yuri does that because he just doesn't care about his own life and he's just a fool. Why do all Russians do that? Climb buildings? You can always see the Russians. They'd be hanging off with these fucking cranes. and doing all this crazy shit.
Starting point is 00:39:41 It's cold. Like they have no fear. David Dobrick style. They're hanging off a crane in Ukraine. That's crazy. You're always right in the bar, huh? Always getting a bar together in your head, huh? Now, but I think that's dope.
Starting point is 00:39:52 She's on love and shit, you know what I mean? Yeah. Have you ever been in love, you know? Yeah, half. You think so? But you have to really love somebody. To watch you get trained by 12 black dudes on it. Shut up and dance with me.
Starting point is 00:40:07 I think that you don't understand. because you're not a sex worker. No. But the thing about it is she didn't fuck 12 guys. She acted in a film in which the character Riley Reed
Starting point is 00:40:21 fucked 12 guys. Isn't her name? That's not her real name? No. Oh, that's fire then. It's a character. That's all she has to say. No, I fuck.
Starting point is 00:40:29 Hey, honestly, I fuck with that. I would never do that. It was a movie. Yeah. It actually makes sense. It does. It does. It's like you're in a movie
Starting point is 00:40:37 like, what, bullying somebody in line? You would never bully. somebody that's a TV show that's a TV show he was right if I had a movie role he's portraying a gang member if I had a movie I would take a movie role where I you know
Starting point is 00:40:51 was the white supremacist sure I can see you like in Django too I'll act can be those niggas and you're acting like a character I can see you in America History X Curbsombin the nigga that tried to break it to your house most legendary scene in the world I don't think I'm
Starting point is 00:41:07 ready for that meme you don't think you're ready for that everything I do the rest of my life is just going to Photoshop Adam Curbs stomping No, but I think we are all in the same category Where we had all never even thought about the idea Of curb stomping somebody And then everybody saw that movie
Starting point is 00:41:24 And immediately it was just a thing in your head Of like, wow, who was directed? That motherfucker is wild I'm like, how'd you think about like, Okay, look, we're gonna put his mouth here open his dog And just step on his head I'm like, what the fuck? You hear the teeth
Starting point is 00:41:35 From what I recall, I haven't seen the movie in like 20 years ago Yeah, I haven't seen the teeth crushing on it crumbling That's honestly one of the best movies ever That was Edwin Norton, right? Yeah. And didn't he lose his mind from that movie and have to get divorced from his wife because he, like, lost his mind from getting so in character? Maybe being the Hulk.
Starting point is 00:41:52 He made him lose his mind. He was the same guy. He was the Hulk, too. What the, I think this was way before the Hulk. No, no, it was not. It wasn't? I'm not going to sit here and just guess about movies, but definitely the Hulk came after. Yeah, the Hulk came way after.
Starting point is 00:42:07 Hey, can we celebrate the fact that I finally watched Boogie Nights this weekend? Why do you I celebrate time you watch a black movie? It's not a black movie. I'm over it now. They watch a black movies every week. There's like a black guy in it, like one. I don't even remember any.
Starting point is 00:42:21 I'm going to be honest with you. Oh, and people pointed out that the movie with Idris Elba, he was molesting him, bro. Somehow my mind is so oblivious to molestation that I didn't even notice that this African warlord
Starting point is 00:42:37 was raping the child soldiers that he was using. For one movie, the Beast of No Nation. Oh, yeah, but yeah, I mean, shit, like, man, that movie's fucked up, though. That's an active-ass movie. That's shit crazy. I didn't notice the molesting. Probably because I was playing Pokemon Go while I was watching.
Starting point is 00:42:51 Probably playing poker. He's like, okay. He's walking through the house playing Pokemon Go. I'm not walking. I just play it sitting down. I thought you had to walk around. You could drop an incense, and then you could catch mad Pokemon, send all your gifts, feed all your buddies, and then keep it moving.
Starting point is 00:43:06 Let me tell you a Pokemon Go hack. I used to do this shit when I, when I, when I, When it first came out. You had a train and you put it on the train and it goes around the house? That's good though. No. I didn't get that.
Starting point is 00:43:18 I want to do that and just have to do it all night. If you want to be the ultimate Pokemon Master, you put that shit on the fucking blue line and let that shit go crazy. What's the blue line? It's a fucking train. It goes everywhere. No, but they used to have the jailbroken iPhones.
Starting point is 00:43:31 You can hack into Pokemon Go and put your location anywhere. And I remember they had like special Pokemon that you can get only in like Central Park. Yeah. And I said, I want to do this shit. Not, not actually true, but it's cool.
Starting point is 00:43:44 What? There was never, like, Pokemon that were, like, restricted to a specific area. I'm pretty sure they did that before. There's regional exclusives, but any Pokemon you can get in L.A. You can get in New York. What's your most cool is? You can put yourself in China if you want to.
Starting point is 00:43:57 And go get it. I've said this previously, but it's pretty impressive that you played Pokemon Go so little and still managed to cheat and scam your way to the game. I've been playing for a long time, never broke the rules. Hey, and it's crazy too, because they'll have you put like, put the longitude, the latitude and all this shit where you want. And, bro, like, I put myself in New York and China and other places and shit. And then it gives you the credits, like you walked all the way down there.
Starting point is 00:44:23 So they think you walked from Compton to Sydney, Australia. And I got banned. You got banned. Exactly. They band through all the time of that shit. That's what I was thinking. I'm like, how do you beat that? You got banned from Pokemon Go?
Starting point is 00:44:35 Yeah, if they know you're scamming. It was cool at first. And then Adam did try to bring me back into it. I tried to get him back into it. He's talking about, oh, I'm going to catch a squirrel. What's the scam? Like, do you get... Well, you're not playing the real game.
Starting point is 00:44:45 You're not beating the ass catcher. We're not walking. The game is about moving around and actually, like, doing stuff related to the places that you can go. So they're going to ban you for that. Yeah. That's cheating, bro. That's super cheating. That's like if I fucking, I don't know, put a cheat code in for 2K.
Starting point is 00:45:04 They're going to ban me for $2K. If you're doing it in a tournament, yes. That's the thing is. that Pokemon Go is like in theory at least you could be using these Pokemon that against other people and the whole thing about it and there has been like issues that came out where people who actually battle and play
Starting point is 00:45:18 where it comes out that they were cheating and it's like when you are like really grinding to get the best possible Pokemon and you're able to do it just by cheating instead of actually doing it it really is like a huge advantage so they don't want like casual players doing it as well all right how about this let me just throw this out there
Starting point is 00:45:34 the double XL freshman list I'm gonna throw out these names one by one and everybody just hit me with a yay or nay and we can maybe have a little discussion okay. About it afterwards, all right. 42 Doug. Yay. Yay. Super yay. Mega yay. Yeah. That's almost stupid if he wasn't on there.
Starting point is 00:45:52 Slow Millie. Yay. Yay. I don't know who that is. She's cracking. Yeah, she's super pop. People fuck with her. She's very popping. She's talented. She's very marketable. I'm not aware of like how good her career is doing right now, but in terms of like what I've seen from her and stuff, she seems like... Her TikTok, she went.
Starting point is 00:46:08 stupid. Did it? My daughter will always have played this song. What song? Can you tell me? I got to my, man. Tell my car. Guess what song? That's a remix of, A.D. What? Playboy Cardi beef. Well, I haven't heard it so. Well, yeah, you're a weirder and like shit like that, huh? He's in the Cardi community.
Starting point is 00:46:26 Oh, my God, but one of my cousin likes that shit. We'd be time to play FIFA. He'd be playing some shit. That one, Fapt will be screaming about? Cardi, whatever the fuck was in it? I don't know what you talk. What's the dude? You guys have here all the time? Yeah, that fool. Oh.
Starting point is 00:46:40 You're like, your cousin be playing Mario Judah? And like their whole fucking little scene I'm like, for this shit, we want to kill myself with.
Starting point is 00:46:45 You should become a Mario Judah impersonator. Me? Yeah. Or you should dress as for Halloween, get the hair? I know,
Starting point is 00:46:50 I could do that, actually. That would be fire. Anyway, oh, no, no. Mare. Yay, for sure.
Starting point is 00:46:57 I support. I give him a yay. He's got a huge song. He's got some other good music. The whole thing is like the difference for Marais between how he's remembered when we look back at this list
Starting point is 00:47:06 in a year, two years, three years, is going to be how his music after that one song delivers. Because there's been a lot of people on fucking quicksand is his big song that has like 100 million views on YouTube. I'm so clueless for like music and shit for real. Yeah, you are.
Starting point is 00:47:22 But you just like to eat. We could have told you that we were going to discuss this. Yeah, we could have warned you. We could have practiced. You fucking beat the shit, you fuckers. We also didn't know Duna was coming on until like two hours ago. That is a really good point too.
Starting point is 00:47:33 Yeah. Anyway, yeah, I support the Moray thing. I think it seems fair. But that was a, an argument to say that we got to see what he's going to do after this a lot of people have to realize too this list is very political and they really they really move off of how you're signed if you're that thing because that but then also like just how you are when they meet you and like there might be a few more uh marais songs that are performing well but from what i saw when i interviewed him it was really
Starting point is 00:47:58 just the one song compare that to somebody like 42 doug who has a whole bunch of really popular songs like that one with futures going crazy or even who's who's She is next on the list. He has a bunch of popular songs. I'm not saying that it's, like, guaranteed that his career is going to be crazy forever. But, you know, Marais, like, I feel like he's kind of untested so far. But, you know, he was such a cool dude when I met him and interviewed him that I just, I support it. I see why double X I would want to get behind him in that way for sure.
Starting point is 00:48:24 Pushai Stee. Come on, too easy. Pusha Cee, we might not see him out on the streets for a while. But definitely he deserves the nod. There's always someone on the list that is, like, you know, having jail problem. And it's just such bullshit. It's so political that you can't shoot a security guard in the ankle in the nightclub. Yeah, right.
Starting point is 00:48:41 Make the list. Why not? What is that? Or no, he did. He had already made the list by the time that happened. Right, yeah. You think that would have stopped them? If he would have shot a girl on the ankle, then it would have been, it would have took him off.
Starting point is 00:48:53 That is a good point. For sure. But you could shoot a security guard. He said he was on drugs and that he was lying. He said he had his own fire and he don't need security in the club. And he actually had his own fire and had security in the club. and still shot the blammy and and hit the security.
Starting point is 00:49:08 Allegedly hit the club security. Oh. Security in the club. Now I got in trouble for that. You did. You got in trouble for that. You got in the grocery? Wait, what do you mean?
Starting point is 00:49:21 You remember the first thought? For Adam, skimed at me and gave me a whole lesson about podcasting. But that's what made me proud about Wednesday when avocado thought he and then was on. And he was like, hey, hold on, fool. You guys, no. You can't just be talking over each other all crazy. It's very important lesson to,
Starting point is 00:49:35 I'm not surprised that avocado thought he needed a lesson on that. That wasn't even her Instagram name. Okay, let's get back to the list. Let's go. Pussy runs, house phones, mine. Pooch, I see very, very good. We all support. Has anyone at the table heard La Caya?
Starting point is 00:49:51 No. I'm not even trying to be funny. I heard she signed a QC. I think she may or may not be like the City Girl shooter, but. City Girl Shooter. I myself, I haven't heard her. I haven't heard her either. Camera shooter or like?
Starting point is 00:50:04 No. No. She's like, when city girls need somebody killed, this may or may not be who they call in. Oh. I'm just kidding. She's like an associate rapping. I'm saying, she does that. I think she's done music with them.
Starting point is 00:50:15 She with the functions. Yeah, I think it's, you know, QC. I wouldn't be surprised if they were able to make this happen. I mean, QC got some. Then, too, where is she from, though? Because there's a lot of niggas popping down south that don't get burned out here. She came up in Milwaukee. That's what it says on this list.
Starting point is 00:50:32 Milwaukee got a crazy sound going right now. too you would know tell her ass milwaukee i need my box it ain't about gurbs i don't give no fucks no but honestly i identify as a gurb i think you're and has the gerv shit now because you fuck with too many crips oh gurb is exclusively blood that's like bloods like i mean it originated from but but look listen to the mr organic interview if you want to hear him talk about how they almost took his chain in uh in wood that's crazy crazy so it's a great place to get your chain taking crazy that's crazy but it's fucked up because there's always people on these lists every year and everybody's like who who but I'm gonna be honest I did that this
Starting point is 00:51:15 year she's the only one that I didn't know on this list everybody else on this list it's kind of like a no-brainer like I already know plenty about them to be honest she's the only one that I'm like Chica oh yeah we didn't know what that was and I heard of music I'll say she's talented that is fair okay next one is also in my opinion a no-brenner coil-or right yeah no yeah that was You can not like her music, but there's no argument that she's fucking huge and she's mega popular and has all these songs doing crazy. Yeah, she's young and got a good-ass future. I feel like they should have positioned her closer in the like the lineup of the picture.
Starting point is 00:51:49 I feel like she was kind of in the back somewhere a little bit. That makes sense. You wanted to see a little more naval? No, I just wish they would have pushed her closer. You ever catch a nut to Coilera's Instagram? Yeah, what? Who's jacking off to Instagram? That's what I'm asking.
Starting point is 00:52:01 It's probably some horny-ass niggas that are jacking off to Instagram. You never did it. If you- You for short at Twitter, KBG. Oh, Twitter for sure. You catch a note to Janet's Twitter? Who's Janet? Avocado Mommy, I don't have Twitter, so no.
Starting point is 00:52:14 Not catching nuts to nobody. You're getting that to the story? Yo, you gotta relax. Who's jacking off to be bitching stories? I don't know. I might throw it in the mental road of the Xenadex. I need something longer. See something really cracking on there?
Starting point is 00:52:27 I need something longer than 30 seconds. I can't jack off to that 30 seconds. Do you have a collection of porn on your phone that you jerk off to? No, I got, I got some archives from different bitches, you know? I wish that the algorithm was better on porn hub. I searched the term, and it just shows me the same shit every time. I know, right?
Starting point is 00:52:42 Anyway. Tusi. Easy. Tusi's up. I support that one. And they always, like, they always throw in, like, the R&B-ish vibe on there. He's doing numbers. I saw people getting mad at that, though.
Starting point is 00:52:55 I was like, I thought, yeah, double X-O-Fresh bills for the rappers only. He's kind of like a rap singer, though. It's not really. any be any be john like fight niggas and shit too i like that too see i'm gonna be honest i never heard one song about him he might box uh he might box almighty jay really what they got beef there's a big boxing match coming up blueface is gonna be fighting some ticotker almighty j i think is fighting tucy so like the fantasy of like rappers doing this shit is like actually coming true like they're finally seeing the vision why don't we have blueface box another rapper though
Starting point is 00:53:28 uh i don't know for some reason i want to fight this stuff TikToker and I guess it's a good matchup so all right you want to finish the list off okay and also whack 100 call me and told me a fight that almost happened or that might still happen and it's actually the craziest thing ever oh you told me I don't know if I should say but whack 100 is coming
Starting point is 00:53:44 on the podcast leave it leave alone whack you don't want to make whack mad again next up blast easy no easy as fuck I wasn't aware of how much bigger blast has gotten since I interviewed him yeah but I mean I've always thought it was like mega talent
Starting point is 00:54:00 super good person. Seems like the kind of person that's going far. He's been going crazy, though. You can't go to an L.A. club without hearing his music right now. See, I didn't know that because I don't leave the house. He brought with him yesterday. If I did the music video for a movie with him and Bino. You did.
Starting point is 00:54:14 That's fire. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That song was fire, too. Mm, okay. Well, I was very, very happy to see him on the list because I definitely didn't consider him to be somebody that was, like, definitely going to make it, but it's definitely the look that he needs, I think.
Starting point is 00:54:27 Because I think he just needs people to check. his shit out. That's all. You know, he just needs people to check it out. If they check it out, they'll fuck with. Every girl in LA, exactly. Thanks. Oh, my God. Audience. All the baddies, fuck, a black guy. The kind of girls that are listening to shit, I feel like are going to be loyal-ass fans that are going to keep listening to his shit for years and years to come. Like, he got the type of fans that, like, bitches that's going to get, like, blast-tatted
Starting point is 00:54:50 on them and shit. I feel like with something like Blass, it's going to be a slow come up because he doesn't have some OD ridiculous personality and shit. He's just like a cool-ass kid that I feel like, I don't know, it's like, but also you wonder when he's just going to have that song that will just all of a sudden put him on a totally different level. Because with him, it seems inevitable. He's been dropping music.
Starting point is 00:55:14 Maybe he probably started like 2010 or something like that. He's been around for a while. That's what makes me really proud of him because he's always been doing his own music, producing, grinding, dropping great quality shit. And people wasn't paying attention. So to see him now, to make the double S.F. freshman cover. None but props for that man.
Starting point is 00:55:32 That's what trust is the process. There it is. Yeah, I was aware of him maybe like 2015, something like that. And I was like, damn, this kid's fire. Yeah. And I think he's from Torrance, like, from down the street, from your boy.
Starting point is 00:55:41 Something like that. Speaking of Torrance, I've got Torrance full of Ruby Rose's music. That was so... It's like the worst transaction ever. Do people still use Torrance? I... Wait, Ruby Rose is on the list?
Starting point is 00:55:56 Yes. I forgot about that because the meme. You see that. that meme? What? Somebody DMed her and said, oh, you make music? I thought you was just a ho. Congratulations. That's the meme. Is that now, like, a lot of people
Starting point is 00:56:10 somebody told her that? She posted it. This is the most critical question. And Ruby Rose, to be honest, and I fuck with her the long way. I totally support her. She's a huge fan of my baby. She's a huge fan of my baby on the Instagram. She's the most controversial person on this list, besides maybe La Caya, who still nobody has heard her music. But do you think
Starting point is 00:56:30 Ruby Rose should have got it like last year? No, I think that people are pissed because they just don't think that her music has really caught on to the extent that she deserves to be on here. For somebody like her, it's always going to be hard because no matter what her music is doing, it's going to be hard for you to
Starting point is 00:56:46 think about the music first when she got the fire Instagram and everybody's fucking catching nuts to her Instagram feed, right? I mean, I feel like the Big Mouth song was pretty big. I don't know if it's charted or anything crazy. able to speak like 100% literally on how well all her shit is performing right now.
Starting point is 00:57:06 I know that song did pretty good. If you want to ask AD our club representative, I'm pretty sure that. You hear Ruby Rose in the club? I've never really heard that in the club. Really? For sure. You might not know. I'd like that look for it.
Starting point is 00:57:17 Yeah, yeah, you might not know. Double X off first, man. You might have thought she was a city girl. Fours wise, sweetie and city girls all day. Can't go to a club without hearing them. But I mean, maybe I didn't hear her and know it was her. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
Starting point is 00:57:28 Because a lot of mulatto songs are heard in the. club and I didn't know who it was at first sweetie was already on the cover wasn't she oh was you know no no I don't think so I have no she popped off like what last year she should have made a cover she really she maybe she was though I don't think we know I don't think we're remembering right mm-hmm is a lot of the one that sings I'm a realize yeah she's hard then because that song is hard he and Dior I fuck it in yeah I feel like he maybe should have been on last year that song that he dropped there's so some fucking crazy ass number but they
Starting point is 00:58:00 couldn't put them on last year because they had 24K Golden and they were both on the mood hype what mood was out before the cover last year or I don't know if it was out before yeah I can't remember that's what I'm saying like that kind of because in Dior kind of like but they always do that I made in Tokyo was on the year after he should have been yeah at least one year oh somebody you feel I shouldn't have been in there in this list yeah in this list I don't know I think like most of the picks are pretty solid besides the La Caya one which I still still I don't figure out what that is. I feel like Ian should have or could have been on the year before.
Starting point is 00:58:34 I got to hit YouTube and search Lakia. I don't know what Ian Dior's current music performance looks like. Yeah. So I don't really know how I feel about that. Is there anybody that? There's one more, DDG. Oh, I forgot about DDG. I'll give it to him.
Starting point is 00:58:52 Hell yeah. This shit does seem like it's doing pretty good. He's been all over the place later. And then I'm going to keep against it. A lot of the music he might. been dropping like I heard him like on some boys like some UK drill type shit I was like that shit ain't bad and shit like that you've been getting
Starting point is 00:59:05 a lot of hype he did this boxing shit too he'd been doing this thing fucking drago should have been under for sure yeah Drago's not really a freshman you consider Drake or freshman if you can't if you don't call Drake or freshman you shouldn't call Blass or freshman yeah there's a lot of people on the list but Blass wasn't popular
Starting point is 00:59:21 until now Drakeo had the cold devil tape in like 2017 I feel like Draco is at his biggest that he is right now I agree But Drake, what the fuck? That's what I'm saying? Like that. Jericho's shit about him, but he's not signed.
Starting point is 00:59:34 That's real. And Drakeo's not going to go up to the double XA office. It's like, hey, how's it going, guys? Nice to meet you. My name's Drake. You noticed that this cover? I'm the biggest in L.A. I guess because of COVID, but this cover was like definitely like the least content
Starting point is 00:59:49 that was ever made around a cover, the fakesest photo shoot for the fucking cover. I forgot about that shit. A double Xer on Tashina. And then obviously, And then to balance for the only thing, I paid it to your trick. I've seen blast. He's in the West.
Starting point is 01:00:02 We're from L.A. You didn't come all. We got supportive. I felt like I just woke up one day and it was just already out. It was no like. There was no hype. Yeah, it was no nothing.
Starting point is 01:00:09 And considering that like I came around right when we did last year's shit. And that was like, right, when COVID started, it was just too much. I don't know. Yeah, I mean, they probably like, even though right now it feels like, oh, it would have been so easy
Starting point is 01:00:24 to get everybody together for a photo shoot. That shit takes so long to plan. Hell, yeah. They probably, I don't know. I guess they just scaled it back a lot this year and decided to just rock with it like that. I don't know. I was kind of a let down because normally like the spectacle of it is the whole thing. I don't know.
Starting point is 01:00:39 Are they going to draw fucking freestyle videos? It doesn't seem like it. They probably. Did they even do the thing where they like they like vote in the last person and stuff like that? I don't think so. But that's the thing too. Even when they do that? Yeah, they always did that.
Starting point is 01:00:49 They did a vote. DDG was the one that won the vote. DDG was the fan vote. Interesting. That makes sense. Well, you got to think about it. He has a huge fan. He has the YouTube fans who will actually do something when you tell him to do it.
Starting point is 01:01:01 I respect that he deleted all his YouTube videos. Yeah, did you see that? He quit YouTube. Thank God. He deleted the one where he was calling us out. He was calling us out? You remember this? You're just so fried.
Starting point is 01:01:13 You were part of all this. Now, I remember us having a little thing with him, but he made a whole video about it. Yeah, I think it was like him on the stream, like reacting to it or some shit. I don't, sorry, DG, I don't know. There's holes in his brain from the ecstasy. No, I just don't care. You don't care. Shout out to DG though, but yeah.
Starting point is 01:01:30 But yeah. For sure. Yeah, I mean, overall, I thought it was pretty solid of this. There's always some, like, I don't know. Most of them are pretty, like, self-explanatory. I don't know. There's nothing like exploding out of my brain right now that I'm like, it should have been him. He should have got it.
Starting point is 01:01:47 I feel like BFB to Pac-Man would have been a good one. Super. He's not big enough. You know what I think so? Saada. Yeah, but he's that comedy right? He didn't make it. I would say he could have.
Starting point is 01:01:56 The sod has said last year that he didn't want to. after they didn't give it to him last year. He had a Nicki Minaj feature. Yeah, we do not have no Detroit presence. Oh, 42, sorry. No. For Rio should have been on there. We should have, you know what I was,
Starting point is 01:02:11 you know I was going to say. Rio, they never put people in jail. And also, he's not. They put Chief Keith at that time that Chief Keep was in jail. Yeah, but he was like the biggest rapper. Of all time, yeah. And Rio. Rio should, I mean, Rio could be on there, though.
Starting point is 01:02:24 For sure. If Rio signed to a label and had them pushing him and didn't go to prison for five years, then it didn't talk about throwing his bitch down the flight there. They might not want to do that. On my interview with Sophia from Caller Daddy, I told her about my bitch don't work at Mac
Starting point is 01:02:40 but I beat her face. What did she say? Some white shit. Oh no. She's just a normie. Who was that girl again? You already call her daddy? Nope. Never mind. It's a podcast? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:02:52 White people should. I'm assuming it's pretty big then. It's white people shit. Huge. Huge? The other girl got some. $60 million from Spotify for the podcast 60 million yeah because they split
Starting point is 01:03:03 up the other girl took the fucking brand the money apparently so what it is going to Spotify wants to do that to us I will take the 60 million I will take the 60 million jizz down my throat what what I don't know but I will take the 60
Starting point is 01:03:21 I will take the 60 million Spotify I will call it no jumper too I'll call mine yes jumper Yes, Jules. What happened to her? Is she still gone as a vibe? I was listening to the new Kodak Black.
Starting point is 01:03:39 I was watching the new Kodak Black video. And in the beginning, he's like, talking about his birthday party. Thank you to Yon Gotti for coming to my party. Thank you to so-and-so. Shout to, yes, Jules. I'm like, boom, she's on a Kodak song. There you go. Wow.
Starting point is 01:03:51 She kind of snapped with that. It made me feel kind of bad because I was just talking to murder Mook about how I ain't heard shit about yes, Jules. since then. His little controversy with her. But then also, you have no idea of yes,
Starting point is 01:04:03 Jules is right? You have a fucking batter rubber? Oh, no. Murder moogs the butter rapper rapper. Murder moogs a butter rapper. This food has gone wild. Wait, fucking murder moogs are about a rapper, right?
Starting point is 01:04:18 Oh, yeah, bro. Do not try to keep up right there. I like it. What do you mean? That was fucking crazy. That was classic right there. Yeah, not yes, And then for yes jules was the channel hair she's a
Starting point is 01:04:31 she's a thirst trapper and she got fucked yeah yeah yeah I do remember you're right but I just so murder moot and then yes dude I'm like so rob that's your way of describing her she has no hair and she got fucked we were talking to her like she's a trophy like bro that was even saying nothing that might have been the funniest thing you ever said ever that was the best I don't know he says a lot of fun I was like I read the chat at something like this anyway uh yeah is her ass still fat have you have you
Starting point is 01:05:01 have you learned have you learned the gram no reason i haven't looked around i think we should lurk after this you can you never tried to get her on the only fans deal she has the only fans i heard really yeah but i i don't think you you need you need to do one of those uh you need to do one of those i bought yes jules is uh i'm cool i bought yes jesus is the only fan so you don't have to i did that early on in the john of people making those videos you made one of those about her no I did it about Selena Powell and I did it about fucking what's what's their name alex but you didn't do one about yes Jules I got hell of views no no I did not and I did
Starting point is 01:05:36 about Safari yeah I remember that one didn't get that many views people weren't people don't want to hear me talk about like a man speaking of Safari let's go do you see that viral tweet he's bleaching his skin he's like trying to become light skin I feel about that no I didn't stay where you at I feel like AD did that what I'm looking at your skin right now. I'm like, yeah, that could be bleached. No. I feel like we were the same color at first. How are you
Starting point is 01:06:01 read my mind? And then you went and had like one session done. You know how I could tell? Because the inside of your hands. Like I'm selling melanin? Just here taking it out of a little bit. A little bit. No, but if you were getting your skin bleached, you would be buying the cream on the black market and
Starting point is 01:06:17 applying it in like some trap-outs somewhere. Why are trape house? This is your style. You have vaccination card. He gave his message. Listen, he gave his melanin to Nuka Zeus. Oh, my God. That's the guy. Yeah, he got a light job.
Starting point is 01:06:35 Was it Nuka Zeus? Yeah, or something like that. What the fuck was that dude's name? You know, change the name to Nick Azusa. Watch. Oh, my God, no. How much do you start? How much do you do you do?
Starting point is 01:06:45 How much do you cost you? We all looking at it. How much like, 75? No. Now, honestly, like, on some real shit, that's like a deep level of, like, self-hap. hatred and like... Why is Safari allowed to just
Starting point is 01:06:59 make the whole world go nuts anytime he says something? He's so good at just making the internet go so viral. I'm trying to like Sammy Sosa. But okay, what is so bad about a black person wanting their skin to be lighter? If I go, white girls go to the taining booth, right? Well, it's because it's like
Starting point is 01:07:15 you're trying to be like us and we're trying to be like, oh, they ain't work. Well, look, it's like, especially, okay, he's Jamaican, right? And a Jamaican culture is very like being dark and being Jamaican it's like you get like picked on more you get like tested more
Starting point is 01:07:31 like like being lighter skin is like uh it's just looked at as like more beautiful in certain like countries and certain regions of shit certain places of Africa they do that shit like heavy really like heavy really like bleach like bleach like bleach day skin like I think I'll change my opinion that is some weird ass shit
Starting point is 01:07:51 yeah it's just yeah like the self-hating It's hard for me to think of it any other way. I've seen this soap that they have. Like, it does this shit like instantly. It's fucking ridiculous, bro. I swear to God, bro. I'll show some videos. Michael Jackson did that shit, right?
Starting point is 01:08:04 Michael Jackson did like intense, like. He went crazy with it. You think Safari's going to take it there? I don't want to see Safari without skin color, bro. You know, I'm a avid Michael Jackson fan. And I watched this one documentary randomly on TV, bro. Man, I did not know he was so much into the drugs like that. Oh yeah. And to what drugs, though?
Starting point is 01:08:24 Bro, they just broke down, like, all the shit that he was like, like, he was just, like, he would go places. He was, like, off the purges and shit. Like, he would just be just getting fucked up all the time. I never, like, heard that. What do you mean? What was, like, what, the 80s, 70s? It was kind of, like, early on people, like, like, being a pillhead didn't have the same stigma. Yeah, they kind of thought that that was, like, what you were supposed to do with your life was just be on a fuckload of drugs all the time.
Starting point is 01:08:44 Isn't it how he died, too? Yeah, I think so, right? Sleeping shit, but, like, they really made it seem like everywhere he went, he was just popping pills and just. He probably was. He was all the shit. Everybody, brother Smiths, Jim Morrison, they're all doing that shit. And then all the...
Starting point is 01:08:57 I knew about the surgeries, but then it was just like, his team was giving shit to the tabloids to make this shit even crazier. Like, you gotta watch his document. It was dope. I want to know what that is. That sounds like
Starting point is 01:09:07 but it was crazy as fuck. I can't stop thinking about what Safari would look like with his skin Michael Jackson color. Sammy Sosa. I don't know what he looks like. Sammy Sosa. Sammy Sosa, the baseball player?
Starting point is 01:09:19 That's a nigga who bleached shit. He did? He went crazy, but we pulled up Sammy Sosa. He could look like this. Shut the fuck. This guy was black. He did like Dracula, bro. Oh my God. What the fuck, bro? Fuck. By Sammy Sosa. Are you
Starting point is 01:09:33 Oh, my, fucking. How am I just finding out about this? Yeah, I hadn't had no idea this happened. Fax with AD. That's another show. He's a clown for this, bro. What the fuck was he thinking? What was he going? Look at the three stages of him, though. How am I just finding out about this?
Starting point is 01:09:49 bro, he literally turned into a white man No, he looks Mexican by the last one He turned into like a Dominican Uber driver Yeah, for sure Everybody did until y'all's no pooing Don't you like Dracula now? Is he like, you guys know about him I don't know anything about him
Starting point is 01:10:05 Is he like fucking fried? What you mean? Like when you listen to him and talk Does he sound like a total psychopath? No, this nays like one of the biggest baseball players All the time Okay, but he don't sound crazy You could be good at baseball
Starting point is 01:10:15 And still be a fucking dumb ass He was like America's hero Till he bleached himself He looks like he talks like this. Hey, he's on a cereal box. And I think he's wearing a chrome heart shirt right there. Oh my God he is.
Starting point is 01:10:29 That one, that one. The man is a goat. Hey, I swear to God he might be wearing a chrome heart shirt. I got to get all chrome hearts if I'm coming to the club. What if he read the book about the red cowboy hat? And he tried to apply there. Can you ever go back?
Starting point is 01:10:44 You can't? No, he can't. You can't? I don't know if you can add melan in back in. I mean, as the Nuga. Nuccasoos did. It didn't work out so good. But I wonder if you were actually black if like once you
Starting point is 01:10:57 reintroduce the melanin, if it would actually look normal. Once you go black, you can never go back. Once you go white, you don't look right. Look at that. Bleach effect on skin can be reversed. However, just as it takes a few weeks or years to get results of lightening your pigmentation,
Starting point is 01:11:16 the process of changing back to your original color is lengthy as well. That's insane that you could re-fucking introduce it, bro. Listen. Like, what even is skin? Listen, I think you should just love yourself, love the way you were born. Love the one you're with.
Starting point is 01:11:31 What the one you're with? What the fuck is that? I don't know. I like every time you snap it, you saw a beat. Yeah. God, you damn it? Like you're scatting. Yeah, I got a piss.
Starting point is 01:11:39 I'm like a lot. I have them, too. I was going to hold it. You stay. Talk about something that won't matter. Talk about something I already know about. Meg and the baby. Maybe you can explain what happened with Meg and the baby
Starting point is 01:11:49 since we already did it on the news. Well, maybe I could. We could do that. Talk about it. Because I do want to talk about that. That's what? What you think? About what?
Starting point is 01:11:57 Okay, so. You didn't hear nothing. Okay, we got you. We got you. I'm going to bring it down for you. So Meg the Stallion and the baby used to be cool, right? Oh, okay. They made music together.
Starting point is 01:12:07 They just recently had a really big song together. Cry Baby. Tori Lane's allegedly shot Meg the Steylon that you know about, right? Yes, yes, yes. So previously, the baby was on some shit. Like, I'd never make a song with that nigga. Allegedly, according to Meg the Steyer. Detecta phone.
Starting point is 01:12:25 Fuck, it wasn't the guy, bro, behind the closed doors, right? No, no, no. I mean, she just said this on Twitter. Like, oh, you said you would never make a song with him. Whatever the fuck, right? Yeah. So they make a song together, Tori Lanes and the baby. Meg the Steyin gets mad as fuck, unfollow him.
Starting point is 01:12:41 They start beefing on Twitter. There was a whole debacle over basically. the baby making a song with Torrey Lance. AD real quick, real quick. I was going to ask this, just because, do you consider her a snitch? Who? Make the silent?
Starting point is 01:12:55 I don't, I don't think that apply to women. I don't think that applies to women either. Honestly. Especially not a gangstool. Like, if you're a woman who claims to be street with the function, and with the bullshit, then yes? Then, yeah, I can, I can say that.
Starting point is 01:13:08 But if you're, if you're somebody that's a civilian, bro. If you're an entertainer. Like, honestly, we put on this world as men to protect women and children at the end of the fact. So this is my thing. This is my thing. I feel like if you're a civilian,
Starting point is 01:13:22 you're doing what you think is right. I think us at street code, especially high group. Like, my mom have never been like, hey, I'm gonna cut a cop because you guys just jumped by your enemy. My mom,
Starting point is 01:13:32 that has never cried my mind's head because she knows how we were raised and everything. But I was seeing like the controversy. Like, you know what? That's like, that's like if something happened to Beyonce and Beyonce went to the cops and then we're like,
Starting point is 01:13:42 oh, yeah, Beyonce is a snitch. Nobody's looking at Beyonce's a snitch. No, no. I'm not saying Megan's, but you. You know, she's like, no, you just want to, you want the perception. Yeah, the perception. Yeah, I'm like, no, like, I don't, I don't look at Meg the Stalian as a hood female in any type of sense.
Starting point is 01:13:57 Okay, okay. So, I think the city girls is hood. Like, I don't, I can't see them. Come on. Come on. Okay. Come on. Okay.
Starting point is 01:14:05 No, no, no, other thing. She would never see her. Okay. why should the baby have to apply some like weird street code to the situation where that's not
Starting point is 01:14:19 the thing is not about no street code the song has already been done the video was done before all that shit happened well we don't know the video was done nigga they had a snip they had the video the same video I've seen the video when Tori first posted it up
Starting point is 01:14:33 that's the same exact video from from from back months ago nine months ago okay the baby says somebody cleared this shit on his team. You get what I'm saying? And at the end of the day, too, that's still business. Why are we letting the baby get away with that bullshit-ass excuse?
Starting point is 01:14:49 Like, fucking, the idea that, oh, somebody on my team cleared it. Let me put you in a hypothetical. If you had a song with blank L.A. artist, and then that artist shot somebody that you're cool with. Shot O.T. You would jump through fucking hoops to make sure that the song. that you did with that artist did not come out because you are so concerned with who you're affiliated with and the politics
Starting point is 01:15:15 and you don't want to get caught between beef and you absolutely don't want to be associated with somebody who's done something terrible to someone that you're close to. The baby did not extend the same courtesy to Meg and that is what this whole fucking conversation is about. And I agree, but the thing is that we don't know their relationship just off of songs and shit like that.
Starting point is 01:15:34 Who knows that they're really friends and shit like that? And then... Wait, wait, hold on. If they're not really friends to begin with and they're just great collaborators because there's plenty of people that do songs together and they're not personal friends. Why would you let that get in the way of business for somebody that's not really a friend?
Starting point is 01:15:48 She said that she talked to him and that he assured her that it was not coming out. Maybe at the time when the heat was on and it seemed like people weren't making their opinions and it was so cut and dry. He shot her. He shot her. Now the opinion is I don't know. The baby has talked to
Starting point is 01:16:03 Megastain about this. Whatever we know about the situation, what she has told the baby, baby is surely like the 100% her version of it, but the version of it that is probably going to come out in court, right? But, but he forgetting that you, the baby has no control over his label and them,
Starting point is 01:16:22 and them clearing the song. But again, if it was, if it was about a guy, don't you think that he could make it not happen? It's lightly, but at the end of the day. Toilings ain't even signed to a label, right?
Starting point is 01:16:31 No, not Tori, but the baby is. Right, right. No, no. See, my thing is the fucking, the fucking, what's it called, whatever example you gave to him.
Starting point is 01:16:38 That's not the same thing because, AD and what you said O-T and then they're from the same city So there's actual relationship like Yeah And that's my actual friend He came out together and had big songs together That's collaborating though
Starting point is 01:16:51 But publicly they are viewed as really being Sort of like they're supposed to be But that's how they're not That's how people's perception of it You ain't never seen them You ain't never seen pictures of them in a nightclub together Or going to dinner I think the baby
Starting point is 01:17:07 Should have just kind of went like That's y'all said I'm trying to make some money That's what he did That's what he said basically And then Meg I feel her You know she got soft food Like whoever saw her Legally he's on
Starting point is 01:17:18 You know she gonna put some type of way Like fuck that fool I feel it though Shit I've been shot before Fuck that fool You've been shit Let's just call a spade A spade
Starting point is 01:17:27 Meg feels like she has been abandoned By the black men Who are supposed to stand up for her In hip hop I mean I just guarantee That's how she feels She fucking hints at it She says these rappers
Starting point is 01:17:38 ain't shit. I'm just saying that like her reaction of being like, wow, like she probably thought that Tori was going to be ostracized from hip hop in a way that really has not happened. Not at all. And that's very much a sign of how resilient Tori Lanes his career is, but I think it also like
Starting point is 01:17:54 has a lot to do with these dudes just not really giving a fuck about women the way they care about each other. Laura's nodding her head. I know every woman on her right. Bro, you're a hundred percent right. I'm not going to get it. And you got to understand too. If something doesn't happen, and this is people in general, If something doesn't personally happen to you, who really gives a fuck about the shit?
Starting point is 01:18:12 You know what I'm saying? Everything you or your homie or your family? That's how my niggas just to tell me all the time. Hey, what would you do if you've seen 6-9? Nothing. The nigga is snitch on me. I don't give a fuck. I don't have to fuck what the act that he did.
Starting point is 01:18:22 But I don't have a vendetta or beef against him or do I give a fuck out of. Why would you risk your life or your freedom to go do something to 6-9? See, but my thing is that you really think like, all right, the black man in the rap community, right? Man, you really think fucking Mick Meos out there and I'm like, I'm sorry, You shot Meg. But don't you think Meek Mill probably wouldn't do a Tori Lans song at this point? Or do you think he would? Yes, he would.
Starting point is 01:18:43 He would. But that would be a very clear choosing of sides for Meek Mill if he were to do what Tori just did. We all know that Meg would not go anywhere near Meek Mills, musically, career-wise, et cetera, if he did go into a song and Tori right now, right? That's why Tori is not doing song with everybody under the sun right now. But the thing is now, it's like we talked about before, is that it's taken so long now and there's so much shit going on. the general shit, if people was like,
Starting point is 01:19:09 I don't even care anymore, I don't know who's telling the truth. You have one side saying, she's lying, you have her saying, he's lying, and everybody now was just like, nothing is happening.
Starting point is 01:19:19 We don't know what's going on. On the news is that justice takes a long time. That's what Meg Tweet. Justice takes a long time. It's not out of the ordinary for a case like this to take a couple years,
Starting point is 01:19:28 especially with COVID. You know what's crazy? Us not like food, they're like A-list artist, right? Yeah. Their industry shit is really, but that shit is based off money. Like, you know what I mean?
Starting point is 01:19:38 Like, I'm like, I feel it, I feel it. You know, I feel it like, I have homies that have one fuck down with the opposite. I'm like, oh, yeah, fuck, you're not. No, I'm not knocking her for it. I feel like, you know, whatever. She feels like thing. She's right. I feel her.
Starting point is 01:19:50 But do you think that the baby let that song atory come out because of money? The baby don't need money. And that song's not making him some absurd amount of money. He did it probably just because that's his home. Number one on YouTube. He knew the shit was hot. It's number one on YouTube. He knew the shit was hot.
Starting point is 01:20:04 And he knew that it would be a good look for his career. And, at the end of the day i mean he really was kind of just choosing to fuck with tory over keeping his relationship with meg super super super safe he knew he knew that as soon as that was coming out that it was a rap oh i mean shit the baby knew meg would probably react like this but if it's not his friend anyway who gives a fuck yeah but that was him making this i know that's that's what i'm seeing it i don't know the relationship the hip-hop shit if that was just some girl he made songs with then i feel it but i mean i mean you know but but but if but we don't know we don't know if they're
Starting point is 01:20:36 Have sleepovers got drunk blacked out have videos of each other fucking and that's like right now too Or whatever that's like that's like right now too somebody says oh uh house phone shot somebody and then house phone tells me nigger i ain't shoot nobody and convinces me that he didn't shoot nobody right i may be inclined to believe house phone whether he did this shit or not and i'm gonna make my decision business wise if i believe that he didn't do this shit then i'm gonna do a song with this nigger because i believe that shit I think that the reason why this all seems a little hypocritical to a lot of people, and I'm not really like, throwing my opinion out there. This is what other people probably think.
Starting point is 01:21:13 Against the backdrop of every motherfucker on earth tweeting shit about Breonna Taylor, saying shit about respect black women, year after George Floyd, I think Meg thought that she was going to have a more sympathetic audience in hip-hop. Yeah. And it hasn't really turned out to be quite what she thought it was going to be. I'm going to be honest, you know what it is? is because these niggas be jerking each other off. No, no, no, no.
Starting point is 01:21:36 You think there's like a gay sex syndicate that is holding this thing together? I didn't mean physically, I meant like metaphorically, like, they want to be in the club, drinking bottles and shit. They want to be broed up in the club, like, you know?
Starting point is 01:21:53 It's that whole vibe. No, bro. When the shit first happened, bro, you got to think about it. When the shit first happened, everybody's like, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit. Oh, shit.
Starting point is 01:22:02 And as time has been gone by, and you hear people saying, well, there's new evidence coming out. And we can't, oh, he goes to court. And they're saying he can't talk about this shit for some type of reason. And they're making it seem like he has some evidence that I help him in his case. And they're blocking it. It's all type of little shit that's been going on that makes it seem like there's more to the story that we don't fucking know. And then when that comes out in court, I don't think that is going to be just as cut and dry as he's going to prison. But have you heard that?
Starting point is 01:22:32 I'm just saying Have you reached out to Tori and said Hey what happened? No I didn't No but let me say this though Right I can see this shit Really going to
Starting point is 01:22:43 Like some plea type shit And not being as cut and dry As it is because The way that they're presenting Evidence and shit like that right now And how they're trying to stop Certain evidence and shit like that Is not as cut and dry
Starting point is 01:22:56 As oh this guy shot me or something like that You know what I'm saying? I feel like People think he like jumped off the portion was just like, fuck, man. I don't think, you know what I mean? I just think shit happened. I'm not, like I said, I'm not knocking hair for fitness on top of way.
Starting point is 01:23:10 So there's a baby because, like I said, have you ever fuck with somebody? And then they focus somebody. You don't focus with it. You're kind of like, uh, all the time, right? Exactly. But imagine that's just emotions. Imagine the, imagine somebody got shot during that situation, you know?
Starting point is 01:23:23 And I'm, and I'm going to keep a gangster. If that was my close friend, if that was my sister, if that was my auntie, if that was anybody, even the allegation of that shit, I'm coming. for blood for whoever is involved around the situation so if you're a personal friend of magna stallion i can understand a hundred percent wait for that type of way why you feel that type of way but if you're on the outside looking in like everybody else and you're hearing this over here and this over here and this over here you're going to be sitting there looking like okay who do i go to you're going to have to choose a fucking side oh my god big ski in the building i'm on
Starting point is 01:23:57 a d and big ski side that's what's what's beautiful man what's that big ski in the building But I think I got a size 19 shoe on right now. What you bring? What you got? A can of dough? What's in that? Can a doll? It's the 100th episode.
Starting point is 01:24:11 It's the 100th episode. Big one. You got it's a hundred cans of doll? I know when you hit it, but it's a hundred of it. Oh. I was going to walk in Scandles and just spray champagne on your heart. Oh, my God. I'm glad you didn't do that.
Starting point is 01:24:25 Sipping on that Don, Julio. Here's my shit. You know what I'm saying? So, hey. Should we all pass it around? Shotty shot. God, I love y'all, God. I love to kick you.
Starting point is 01:24:35 Shut up the big ski, man. My boy. Look, he gave me the crickshake, look it. I didn't even know that was a thing. Oh, my God. This guy. Honestly, I've been doing this new diet. I'm only going to have one sip and I'm cool.
Starting point is 01:24:50 I don't want it. I don't want it over and don't. So the alcohol is part of this little diet? I'm going to hit the Don Julio. I'm just trying to cut back as much as I do. Let me record you. Let me do this. You want to film me.
Starting point is 01:25:02 I see it before. Yeah, motherfucker. You were filming me fucking eating a fucking hotthaw yesterday. You didn't like that? I didn't tag you. No, for everybody, I got a beach shot. Somebody said me a screenshot was like, damn, you're a fat fuck. And I was like, you're fucking assholes.
Starting point is 01:25:17 I see you fucking. You ready? Yeah, why they so, why they so fat phobic? You know, it's crazy. I see when you guys talked about that girl, and my fat was just sitting there like, fool, you're fucking delusional. Who are we talking about?
Starting point is 01:25:32 The fat girl. The fat girl. That's mad that nobody likes her. Oh, you were thinking she's delusional? Bro, I've had girls tell me, go like, I don't like big guys, and I'm like, I feel it, bitch. I don't like, I don't like big girls. That's not my type.
Starting point is 01:25:43 Doesn't mean I'm like, I hate food. Shit, my best friend is fat. Could you really blame anyone for wanting to fuck someone, for not wanting to fuck somebody that is going to die sooner because of their bad food choices? That seems reasonable. Dude, we're picky about, think about somebody's skin. You look at a girl that she has perfect skin.
Starting point is 01:26:05 I'm not like that. This is not a clan lecture. Okay, okay. Let me start over. Think about someone's skin. So when you're dark skin, you're ugly. That's not where I was going. I'm deeply offended.
Starting point is 01:26:18 Take a shot, let's go. I'm deeply offended. Think about when you look at a girl who has nice, clear skin, versus when you look at a girl and she has fucking pimples all over her face. So now you're an anachnophobic? Yes. Think about that. We judge people so harshly off of the face.
Starting point is 01:26:33 something as stupid as who has pimples on their face. Having pimples, nobody dies of acne. People die from being like 100 pounds overweight, like way before they would die otherwise. I think that basing your attraction to somebody on their, like, fitness is the most basic human thing on earth. Why are girls attracted to the guys with six packs? I don't have a six pack, but I'm not like so in the dark that I can't admit
Starting point is 01:26:56 that, yeah, girls are attracted to guys who are in great shape. And that's coming from me as somebody who's been getting asked my whole life without having a six pack. I just honestly felt like she wasn't looking the right place and she should have started hitting her pen pals, you know what I mean? She should have got married in prison. If you're fat, you need to date a man in prison. Oh, my fucking God.
Starting point is 01:27:13 It just seems fair. You guys, y'all, y'all are Kevin Sandwich. Help out the community a little bit. Y'all are Kevin Samuel. No, but I was like, damn, you're really mad that nobody wants to fuck you like shit. Who? No, but she got a husband. She got a man.
Starting point is 01:27:27 Oh, what the fuck she mad about him? Exactly. She found a man to love her. She's just mad that not everybody wants to fuck her. Yeah, yeah. She wants everybody universally want to fuck her. She wants to be walking on the street and people would be like, oh my God. Men?
Starting point is 01:27:39 The bison? You'll never hear a man making this argument. Like, oh, man, it's so fucked up. The girls don't want to fuck me because I'm fat. Men are so used to the idea of women not wanting to fuck them. It's an omnipresent thing in our lives. You go to the beach. You walk around for a fucking hour.
Starting point is 01:27:54 Guess what? 99% of the women that you just saw do not want to fuck you. They're not even thinking about you at all. And in order to make them want to fuck you, you have to buy them burking bags and take We have to take to exotic islands and buy it to dooms It's just men are so used to women
Starting point is 01:28:12 Not wanting to fuck them So that's I think that is why it was so insane For us to see this fucking gigantic Pool of blubber Telling us that Are we talking about Jabba hood again?
Starting point is 01:28:23 That guys don't I'm like are you fucking But she wasn't even making it about her She's saying it's fucked up If you don't want to fuck somebody In a wheelchair Fuck you marshmallow lady Yeah man
Starting point is 01:28:33 Man, that's had me so dead. When I was watching that one clip, I was like, fuck, she's fucking active way. If I went on her TikTok and, when I was showing the homie, the homie the chubby tape. You went on to TikTok too? Was the homie down? No, for the homie that chubby chase her. I ain't going on. And he was like, and he was like, well, fuck the fucking shit I heard, dog.
Starting point is 01:28:49 What the fuck? She can get it. But you know what I mean? I've seen this show with these two 600 pounds sisters, bro. Oh, they're funny as fuck. They're funny as fun. Oh, okay. But you know, like, but you know, like, they're so.
Starting point is 01:29:02 No, I'm just saying. they're so funny to just be like if there was a last woman on earth the last one but you was trying
Starting point is 01:29:07 to cut or what because you fuck with Lizzo so you might not be so against that this is beautiful though yeah she had a nice face yeah and she got a great personality
Starting point is 01:29:15 but the two 600 pounds sisters one of them has a has a black husband bro like a skinny black healthy if you were dating Lizzo
Starting point is 01:29:26 and she wasn't famous would you flex her on the gram no damn damn I mean I'm just wondering I think you were just honest with me, which I wasn't expecting. I wasn't expecting that.
Starting point is 01:29:36 No, no, no, no. I'm going to take it back because if I was in a relationship with her, then yes, I will put her on the car. You don't, you never flex your girls. I have. No, hell, you're a piece of shit with. Yeah, right. Don't make me start bringing up shit.
Starting point is 01:29:50 Yeah, please. I can show you the archive. The archive. Oh, okay, yeah, yeah. You take the buzz down. Fuck, we put on. My back to the queen. That's the most gutter shit that I've seen this they do.
Starting point is 01:30:01 How is that good? No, no, no. Because, I mean, I don't know if I'm allowed to talk about this. No, no, no, no. It's too late now. He got called out because his... Go ahead. Go ahead.
Starting point is 01:30:13 His version of saying happy birthday to OT is what? A feed post with 18 different shots. A feed-up story post. They're going out for the night. Happy birthday, O-T. The camera all in his face. Even me. He's probably posting a bunch of shit.
Starting point is 01:30:29 Right-or-rah. His girl at the time, it's her birthday. He literally goes on his story and just writes, happy birthday to the queen. You're a piece of shit. You're a piece of shit. First of all. First of all, you don't need to tag your girl.
Starting point is 01:30:41 You don't need to tag you. You don't need to tag you. I tag. There's a my girl. We're a tag team. There's a lot of thirsty niggas that'll be sliding in a DM. But not even that, but just harassing her, saying some weird shit. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:30:52 You might have other weird bitches trying to make up shit and say shit to her. And then, too, I can honestly say you're right. That's not the right way to go. But I like my public perception to always. be like I'm available. You think you're a little, like, sexy guy. I mean, everybody tells you, I'm attracted. You feel like you're like Tyrese, low-key, huh?
Starting point is 01:31:10 Everybody tells you I'm attracted. You're trying to live out your Tyrese future? But no, bro, I don't want to see you with a six-pack. If you get a six-pack, you're going to be acting so far. You know what I'm acting like? I'm acting like sexy Squidward. Don't let me see him on steroids, bro. If he gets on the juice, I don't want to see him.
Starting point is 01:31:24 You ever see Handsome Squidworth? That's not I'm acting like, no. Yeah, we don't want to see Chisold AD. He's going to be. He's going to be. Chishol ad is coming back. Oh, my God. He's going to be doing proud ads.
Starting point is 01:31:35 He'll never see him again. Chizzle AD is going to be in the club, no shirt on now. For sure. On top of the table. Getting all the rest of the tattoos. Oh. Ad right there. Yeah, that's sexy squid word.
Starting point is 01:31:47 That's him right there. That's him right there with the chains on with the nigger. What the fuck. Yo, but I can just pitch your suicide. Hit you on the face time right now. Hey, real gangsters don't dance with a shirt off of the club. He definitely would. Hey, in sandals.
Starting point is 01:32:02 He definitely would dance in the shirt with his club, or he definitely, or. Bro, this body, once it gets right, it's getting shown. I'm going full Baywatch on niggins. That's how I always feel, too. It just never got right. Yeah, you got close. You're saying that. It's because of this.
Starting point is 01:32:15 This makes me eat. I was trying to have a six-pack by the summer. I'm over here 240 pounds. I mean, and you're 240? Oh, you're tall. I'm 240, but I was 215, right when the pandemic came. In your defense, the pandemic happened, the gyms are fucking closed. You had to go outside for, like, private.
Starting point is 01:32:31 nothing to do for a while. It was a perfect time to exercise more and eat healthier. Not what's your snack drawer you be saying you have. I made to get rid of the snack drawer. I made her get rid of the snack drawer. Is it wrong to like want to make yourself seem available?
Starting point is 01:32:47 Yes. If you're in a relationship, yes. I like, but I get what you're saying. I like looking like on a business definitely took my notes. I'm sorry. I've always said. I've always told right like no no lie I was told that once a woman feels like you're taking they can't have you business wise they don't they want to support you as less what women are you
Starting point is 01:33:13 doing business with no I'm just talking about in general potential potential women like you know how girls would that oh this is my favorite artist and they feel in their mind like this is my husband and I like him or I want to get with him and shit right this argument with your ex no I like I need to see him away wait well actually actually did though bro but that's the thing is that I looked at it as a business thing as like you feel me like they said usher like when he made you confessions and all this shit came out his sales was going up crazy and stuff
Starting point is 01:33:39 like that tried that logic on Lina at some point like listen to me I fuss with you but if I really want to be lit as a podcast or I have to fuck random girls all the time no no no no no no that's different because like y'all like are like were lit together and like you kind of like help her get lit
Starting point is 01:33:54 too and it's like you know like and when my girl met me she was like I was already somebody so it's just like No, no, no. I want to project that to the world like, hey, I'm still available. If you're coming into a relationship, you have to come into an equal footing. And I feel like you thinking that you are this rap god that cannot be loyal to a woman is going to permanently have that effect until you like do find. What's your name?
Starting point is 01:34:17 Maybe you should look into Lakaya. Wait, hold on, hold on. Think about this. Think about all the like, I don't know, Twitch streamer girls that have all these niggas that donate to them and all that shit every week, right? That could be AD if you had a six back. They had, if the people that donated sub to them had any idea that that girl had a boyfriend at home secretly, they would literally unsubscribe. You just said it right now. You said people that, oh, Roddy Reed is married now. They're like, ah.
Starting point is 01:34:42 A piece of that is going to be like a factor. I guarantee you. Oh, yeah. Okay. So it's the same exact. 80 is Riley Reed, basically. Yeah. AD is Riley read.
Starting point is 01:34:50 It's nice that you think that you can get away with that. But no high value woman is going to accept that argument. There's no such thing as a high value woman, fresh and fit. I didn't say it. I was joking. Some other guys said that. Who would be your equal? Would you be loyal to Megastion?
Starting point is 01:35:08 For sure. Bro, she's way too popular. So you're willing to admit that your love and your loyalty is only based off popularity and cloud? The thing is, bro. Yeah, you're a piece of shit. It's okay. I'm really cornered him here.
Starting point is 01:35:18 No, because I honestly, bro, I don't like lit women like that, bro. Not to wipe up and start a family wood and shit like that. Like, no. Why do you have to start a family with every girl you're in relationship with? Because that's the goal. That's, yeah.
Starting point is 01:35:30 That's my going on. I just feel like you do it a little early. I did the first time I did it a little early. But I don't want to waste nobody's time. And I don't want to waste my time, because, like, going to the clubs all the time, fucking bitches all the time, doing that shit. That shit gets fucking old.
Starting point is 01:35:43 Are you looking for Wi-Fi in the club? No, hell not looking for, like, wiping in the club. But it could happen. Why not? Because they go on to the club for something. I'm going to the club or something. Where else are you going to meet a girl? At the library.
Starting point is 01:35:54 You don't go to the library. Man, what the fuck? You're not allowed in the library. Your books have been overdue too long. But, hey, on some real shit, though, it's like, I don't want to waste my time. I don't want to waste a woman's time and stiff too. And my problem is this, bro, I'm going to keep it honest with y'all.
Starting point is 01:36:08 I'll be with a woman. I'll be head over hills for her for like a year or two. And then little by little, it'd be things that, like, turn me off. And I get turned all the way off. And when I get turned all the way off, I just don't care anymore. Turn me up, Josh. But how long does it take you to really get to that point of totally being over it? Because sometimes it could be like the drop of a dime.
Starting point is 01:36:30 You know what's crazy. You know what's crazy. For me, I used to happen about the moment that I nutted. Oh my God. You know what's crazy, but there's like this one girl. The second that I ejaculated.
Starting point is 01:36:38 That like, whenever we're like hanging out or I feel like I just want to hang out with her, I like her and the next day I give her like the whole like, maybe we should just be friends talk while I just bullshit I heard the day before. So you fuck her and then you have no, no, the conversation the next morning. Now you know it's crazy,
Starting point is 01:36:52 bro. My thing is, bro, my thing is, but if I take you to breakfast and don't try to fuck, then you know I feel like we should be together You mean that with bitches at 8 in the morning To go get breakfast Right, I have breakfast with this great
Starting point is 01:37:03 I really like her And it's only been like a week and a half That's the thing I'm still trying to make sense of Is the fresh and fit dudes telling me That they go on three dates a day No That's too much What the hell are you talking about?
Starting point is 01:37:13 You could do it though I've done that before Wait wait wait But it's very stressful Three days a day with different Like just random bitches Different girls that they're working on fucking I guess
Starting point is 01:37:21 I've done that before bro And it's very stressful How would you ever get anything done You don't get nothing done That's the whole point. That's your whole day. Your whole day is committed to fucking trying to get some ass. That's crazy.
Starting point is 01:37:32 Fuck that. No, that's socializing. That's socializing. Let me get the only fans. I'm going to just beat off and then just go do something else. Listen, I've come to the point of realizing that if I jack off before I do shit, it just makes my day easier.
Starting point is 01:37:46 That's why. Less stressful. That's how I'm not even thinking about. Now I fucking slam a nut out in the shower, like as if I'm like smoking a cigarette in the morning. Like, it's like this thing that I have. to do to just be a normal person and if I do if my say my girl tries to fuck me afterwards well then probably like you know actually be able to last because I got the nut out in the morning humpback chunk honestly you kind of look like
Starting point is 01:38:11 what he's saying nothing but listen if you leave you if you leave the house if you leave the house but you got a nut off you clear-minded you're not out making horny decisions you're not taking bitches on three dates a day wasting your time and money. I'm trying to show to Marino, y'all. You're like Anirous right now. You ever notice her streams? Like, she's streaming with her ass in front of the camera.
Starting point is 01:38:35 I'm trying to show to eat visas, bro. Remember I was to see your gaping asshole. No, hey, at the strip club in Miami, they get naked. No, this girl's asshole was like as wide as the bottle right here. Like, it was in the club. Like, I could see into her. The strip clothes, they get naked after.
Starting point is 01:38:50 I could see into her anal cavity. I've been to 11 a couple times. 11 is popping. 11 is popping. 11 is pop. Wow. You went to 11. A couple times.
Starting point is 01:38:56 But you know what's funny? As me and my girl went as Normies one time And we're just like getting laugh dances Being fucking dorks spending like $200 or some shit And then I went another time With a little pump and dub and shit Also with my girl And we get escorted into this private area
Starting point is 01:39:11 And they bring us these gigantic plates of chicken wings The chicken wings are amazing Yeah Probably the best chicken wings you ever had Best chicken wings And yeah And Lina was the only girl in the section It was allowed to have a phone
Starting point is 01:39:22 Which I was like Every time I was pumped That was funny It was all the girls didn't have phones with Atlanta got to keep her phone so the bitches are treating Lennel like she's a superhero because she's allowed to keep her phone
Starting point is 01:39:30 they're like wow what did you do to get to this point I think you get your phone maybe yeah come out of Uber Can you take a picture of me a little bump Tell me why Mr. Organic
Starting point is 01:39:41 basically I confessed to like previously being a coyote when we were doing his interview Who is this guy? I know I know him from a fresh and fit podcast huh?
Starting point is 01:39:50 I know about him from a fresh and fit podcast Right A coyote's not a bad thing for I know you got to watch this episode Do you see his fit that he came in? A coyote?
Starting point is 01:39:57 Like Houdini. It's like coming to America. Wait, wait. Okay, two questions. You said you can't even describe who he is. He's basically a YouTuber. Okay, and then you, what is a coyote? Somebody that crosses people from the border.
Starting point is 01:40:09 A poirot. Go down there. He goes down there. I know a couple. No, he goes down here with the bright red beard and illegally smuggles people. He didn't say it, say it. But he basically said that that's how he used to be getting money back in the day. So, go out of money.
Starting point is 01:40:24 That's a bad. Like, fucking, three bands per person? You done it? Three bands per person? If it's really three bands a person, then the person I know who was doing it was really getting ripped the fuck off. Yeah, I know exactly what you're talking about.
Starting point is 01:40:35 He's definitely getting ripped up. He's talking about a stack per person. We got to think about it. Like, like the borders, like people from like El Central California, San Diego, Arizona, and all that. Well, boy, have the kid. Fuck, kids in high school are doing that shit.
Starting point is 01:40:47 Yo, what? Kids in high school for real? What, bro? Yeah, bro. I would load up my van with as many people. No, because, yo. I'm sorry. I got a homie who does that shit.
Starting point is 01:40:57 He sent me a fucking, like a disappearing message on Snapchat or whatever of him driving. And then he's just got three dirty ass motherfuckers all sleeping on top of each other in the backseat of his car. He's just sending me a selfie with that, like doing a little drive. Yeah, shit, bro. It's a mental game, bro. It's just, you know, keep your calm, bump your music. What do you mean? He's helping people cross the board.
Starting point is 01:41:18 No, no. I'm not saying it's fucked up to do that. I'm saying it's fucked up that these people have to go through that to get to a better, life. My mom crossed the border three times. Damn. You can't let everybody in. Is she a citizen now?
Starting point is 01:41:30 Nah, not yet. Go crazy. We're working on it. We're working on it. Three times. Were you worried about the whole wall thing? Wait, wait. Did she get...
Starting point is 01:41:38 Man, they didn't take it my mom. I promise you. I promise you're not taking the love in my life. Wait, wait, wait. My mom ain't going nowhere. Wait, why did she come back? Did she get deported? She had to come back?
Starting point is 01:41:47 No, no. Mom came back three times. She crossed the first time. With my sister on her, I think I like, No, actually Is it that bad that motherfuckers are Crossed up all with a baby?
Starting point is 01:41:59 Yeah, bro, I know, bro. What's going on over there? Babies fucking die trying to get over, bro, and shit like that. To me, that seems like it's mostly on the parent. Yeah, so mom, ah, now you can't think about it like that. I was like saying, it's like saying, my mom was like, well, fuck it and my daughter died on the way here. That's why if Lanoa did something with the baby
Starting point is 01:42:14 that was extremely likely for the baby to perish, but, of course it's her fault. If you live like an Iraq or something, it's not a rock, right? I'm just saying it. How bad is it? That's what I'm saying. The cartel look like the SWAT team now, bro.
Starting point is 01:42:28 Bro. Bro, the cartels are killing everybody. I don't think they're killing everybody. I don't think they're killing everybody. Bro, I mean, not that, but I'm just saying, rival gang members. It's fucked up. No, police chiefs.
Starting point is 01:42:39 I mean, all the type of shit. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, but yeah, three times. That's crazy. Bro, I've seen a fucking, they have a course of people. They had, like, an American course to show people exactly what is like to cross the board. bro and everybody was like this shit is fucking crazy they couldn't do that
Starting point is 01:42:57 a TV show warrior fool walking through the desert the trouble of getting to bro through that shit is crazy what was that on I think I seen that on I seen that or a TV show someone remind me in the comments what was the name of that show I want to watch they say they sell these things though bro you can do that shit it's a whole challenge where they pick you up at like 5 a.m. and it's like what it was like a whole 24 hour challenge why would anyone want to do that because they're there's not for white people there you tell me it was all That's not
Starting point is 01:43:25 Why are they sick white people Want to experience somebody else's pain For no reason And they paid like $3,000 And they pay like $3,000 of some shit Each like Oh fuck is wrong with you I feel like really bad about being white
Starting point is 01:43:39 You ever seen my I gotta like I gotta make up for this somehow I gotta go do a fake border crossing You ever seen like McKinney Maynor Harry Maynour? No McCainy Manor McAney Manor
Starting point is 01:43:49 Harry Weiner No What's McCannie Maynors It's like the most extreme hunting house experience ever they got shut down too yeah they beat you up and they like everybody they'll waterboards you and torture you
Starting point is 01:44:00 yeah they don't want to die and if you can make it through then you like win some money or something or something or what do you know nobody nobody makes it nobody's ever made it they're like duct tape you they fucking beat the dog shells and shave your hair literally someone died anybody want to ring somebody died someone died there on a candy manner
Starting point is 01:44:16 you don't even smoke like that huh if I don't smoke at all we're trying to educate Adam he's fucking smacked off the rain Everybody wants a ring? Here, yeah, I'll take him. Yeah. I was going to take the whole thing and throw it. We're at the end of the fuck.
Starting point is 01:44:29 Oh, I'm not here anymore. I know how you get done. I'll take it ring number two. I knew you're on one of them, right? What a challenge? Fuck no. Yo, what if he makes an actual song? I've been blacked my whole life.
Starting point is 01:44:40 I know what it's like. Hey, what if he makes an actual fucking song with the real address here now because you fucking brought him here. Oh, he probably got all the research he needed. He's going to get in trouble. He's going to get into trouble. We're going to be in trouble
Starting point is 01:44:53 What fucking mean? No, no, we're not. No, because part of our conversation is like, if you are really doxing people, you already would have had your Instagram deleted. Yeah. You know? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:45:03 I mean, I just thought that's dangerous for you to take someone who made a whole troll song. Pull up, you know, die. 22 got the blammy. Yes, he does. But what are you going to do with the blammy? That's the thing.
Starting point is 01:45:14 Put it down the throat, squeeze. It's been a dozen of burner and died with it. I just like, listen, listen. I want the rent-up. I'm a partner and die with it. I want the record to reflect. Only the white people in the office carry. That's not true.
Starting point is 01:45:32 Listen. Lord got the stick. I'm just saying. Lord's wearing a dress today because you had to have the stick. I'm just saying as someone who has ran up on you in multiple occasions just to scare the fuck out of you, I don't know what you really going to do. Those were blamiless times.
Starting point is 01:45:45 You tried to scare me. I tried to scare AD and I scared the fresh and fit naked. He almost jumped out of his fucking pants. House phone is, come on. Nigel boobob. I'm like this. No, no, no. I literally turned like this.
Starting point is 01:45:55 I was coming out the door and I ran up on their whole crew and I was like, Nick, where you got this from? And AD literally did not even, he literally looked over like, what up? AD, AD, AD,
Starting point is 01:46:04 no, no. Meanwhile, the other guy from Fresh and Fitt was like, uh, AD, AD, they ain't really like been around that crazy shit, so they definitely weren't ready for that.
Starting point is 01:46:13 Eddie real quick. He jumped way harder than you jumped. Furnessly. If I was going to bring your hood did he for the food that just got in by banging on them by somebody that didn't know them? All the time.
Starting point is 01:46:22 Yeah, right? You guys did that? So let's say, so let's say So one of my homies got jumped into the, fucking to the crew and shit We saw one of the hummys that they haven't meant Stop him to test if he was with it But one of the homies put it out of him
Starting point is 01:46:35 Where you're from? The homie licked the name like, man And the homie was just like Oh, you're with the bush and food We're from the woo woo, but we were in the back seat But we had like the windows that we were just testing the gang So wait somebody pulls up on me I'm new to the gang
Starting point is 01:46:47 Somebody pulls up on me For test your gang scene And I have to act tough Even though they have a gun out pointed at me See if you with the bullshit. So to see if you with the bullshit. I see, look, I've seen, I've seen, I've seen, I've seen, I've seen niggas get put on and somebody is not from the hood and they're laughing
Starting point is 01:47:03 and the niggas just are firing on you. I told you, I told you, I told you we did that. Bro, I found a big-eyed rumble. Bro, hell yeah. Oh, that's the 7-11 guy. You're on the hood. You're on the hood. No, but that's not, that's not good because that's how a lot of the snitches and people come.
Starting point is 01:47:20 Yeah, you know, dark-ass random nigger from the hood for no reason. Yeah, this doesn't sound like a gym. And you got to feed them? A bowl full of? Bullets. No, a box of bullets. And then Yuri goes, they have boxes of bullets?
Starting point is 01:47:33 Yes, they only come in. All right, what else do you think bullets come in? He's like, I don't know. He's about it. He's a big-ass rumba on Saturday. Shut up.
Starting point is 01:47:39 Yeah, you did say that. What happened? Yeah, but that shit was on and cracking. TFTI. That shit's just fun until you get hit hard. You're a racist. You're a racist. You got a banda.
Starting point is 01:47:48 You see my story? We had the bonda cracking and the, you know, in the pad and Moldwin Park. Who's the bonda? The banda. The corridos. Yeah, we had a group. We had a group.
Starting point is 01:47:58 We paid him like $3.50 an hour and they play all our favorite courrios. Can I have like X number of words that you'll translate for me? Say $350 and play him. Listen. Let me explain it. Still though. He's got a band. There's a band of performers.
Starting point is 01:48:14 Live you're coming with Corridos. Listen, there's a band of live performers. We got. Musicians with instruments and a singer. Yes. It's like a normal band, Adam. It's a band, but it's called something else. I kind of want to show you.
Starting point is 01:48:28 No, Mariachi is different. I went to a Mexican-Armenian wedding. They had a mariachi band. Okay, but Mariachi band is like trapped my grandpa. No, they were. I was playing. Bro, they got like gangster, like, trap corridos. Kind of want to show you.
Starting point is 01:48:42 It's not copyright because it's like, they're on song. What about Sad Boy Loco? Sad Boy Loco. Shaboy Loco makes rap. He makes like Chicano, this is Carritos. Well, I'm going to show you have to do.
Starting point is 01:48:51 I'm not saying this. right, but I'm getting there, right? Yeah, yeah, he said it right. I'm close. I'm starting to sort of get, like, tapped in with the foods, I think. Do you know what's up in me? That was amazing. At 80, didn't know the foos gone wild was... I need to pay food's gone wild for some promo.
Starting point is 01:49:06 Bo, why is he not on here yet? Have you asked? He wears a mask. I don't know if I've asked, honestly. He should have to wear a mask? What happened to Luchin? What did happen, Lucha? He hangs out with Uri.
Starting point is 01:49:17 I haven't seen him. He hangs with Yari all the time. Who does? Help me out. He just got into the hot tub stream with Yuri the other day. That's good. Super good. And the water was literally yellow.
Starting point is 01:49:29 The water looked like this Don Julio. Yuri would like pee in the hot tub and not think it's a big deal. He's like, I'm on my stream. Do you imagine if we did a hot tub stream in here? No. You wouldn't do it? No.
Starting point is 01:49:41 You probably get a hard on. Me or C-Mack. He's going to be stretching himself at the end. He's going to be stretching. He's going to be stretching himself at the lake again. He cut all your hire at the. for your hire up Umaccarati
Starting point is 01:49:53 We got way too much electrical equipment for y'all to have Yeah somebody's not gonna make you Yeah no splashing for sure You're he's gonna trip over the whole thing And splash I'm gonna go And then the whole office dies
Starting point is 01:50:08 For electricity I'm the best swimmer on no jumper I'm gonna kill you in swimming I'm gonna put everything I swim like a motherfucker I swim swim swim You wouldn't race me You definitely
Starting point is 01:50:17 Well I don't know you gotta pull in your backyard You'd be back shrugging with Parker. I've seen you. No. You just back shrugging with Parker. Real quick, real quick, real quick. My pool's not big enough to, like, really be, like, going back and forth.
Starting point is 01:50:29 But I used to live at the fucking Palazzo for anyone who knows about Hollywood. There's ghetto's food. You used to live at the Palazzo. And I would be swimming laps back and forth in that long-ass pool. What? I lived the plaza for like two years. Really? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:50:40 Bro, I for sure would win. If I could put a ban on, I was racing and me winning. I'm going to beat you. All right, but. I'm going to be you. I'm talking about really swimming. Let's go to the Palazzo and race. What do you mean really swimming?
Starting point is 01:50:50 He can't, you can use whatever swimming technique he wants. I don't know. I'm going to wear a speedo and shave my legs. You try to be more aerodynamic? Hero dynamic. Hero dynamic. Who's Harold dynamic? Look, I was really good.
Starting point is 01:51:05 I played a link for the other time in the gym stadium. Hey, do know. Wait, that's your pool? You're in your neighborhood or something. You're playing dodgeball. Playing water polo is a real sport. Oh, I forgot. Yeah, I forgot.
Starting point is 01:51:18 So a thousand, you better. You're bad already and we're gonna do this. You being from Boston, I feel like you should have known. I thought you went to school with the bums. It sounds familiar. You're fucking weird. You're going on homeless people right now. The two gangs in your school where the homeless and the homeless and the homeless.
Starting point is 01:51:36 I'm leaving. Hey, wait, wait, wait. I'm leaving fucking the hookah place in a homeless person throws a fucking bottle at the car. What is the end of the freeway? Why is you fight them? Huh? In LA or Miami? You're letting the homest gang win.
Starting point is 01:51:48 No. This is okay, look, for one, it was a whole bunch of them. I thought it was wrong. I thought it was wrong to single out one person. No. And they had already shown a propensity to use weapons. I had Billy Western on me. Wait, where is that coming?
Starting point is 01:52:02 He's still confused about it. I had Billy Western on me. And if one of them nominated it, he would have got hitting the toe. You can't kill a homeless person. They're not killing. He's just a flesh wound. Wait, wait, wait, also speaking of fights, now that we finally have him here, big ski. He already told us.
Starting point is 01:52:19 He told me privately. What? He didn't know. No, my brother told me. Well, finally. It was like two weeks where you didn't know. It definitely was. He tried to take my chain.
Starting point is 01:52:27 I ain't gone. But he told me he didn't tell me because he knows how I am. He didn't want me to get involved in this shit. Bro, bro, what are you going to do? Drive to Vegas and just hugged down teenagers. Don't worry about it. Bro, right before the fucking.
Starting point is 01:52:41 I only, I last time something happened to Kiki, I sent some guys. Hey, bro, bro. I was only asking because this nigga didn't know. And Adam knew all the info. And I'm like, you should have seen his reaction when he actually seen me in person. He's probably tripping. Bro, bro, bro, bro.
Starting point is 01:52:56 You like, calm down, bro. On Saturday, on Saturday right before the Rumble, I'm sitting next to some girl. And she's like, let me see your chain. Hell, no. No, but she's just trying to watch it, right? No. I know her. She knows how, like, we went to school, whatever.
Starting point is 01:53:08 She cool. She cool. And then she, but she pulls my homies one extra hard. And I look at her and I'm like, what the fuck? I'm putting my homie shit like that. Yeah. And I'm like super respectful right to his groom me, you know what I'm not feeling? about it?
Starting point is 01:53:18 But this one time, he was like, bitch, don't ever pull. No, but she put my homie shit. Yeah, yeah. Pull the airman. You know, you think you're cool. You went out. You, for me. Yeah, let me see.
Starting point is 01:53:28 But this one, man, man. And then for the rumble happened. And you hit her. No, I didn't hit her. Smacked her weave off. Was that hard? What? To not beat her up since I feel like you probably, like, are used to that.
Starting point is 01:53:40 Yo, realize. So I don't be beating. No, woman. Okay, wait, wait. You guys. You guys all beat women. Wait, finish the stories. Not me.
Starting point is 01:53:45 No, she pulled it. So she was pulling it in. And then I felt disrespected as fuck, right? And then her homegirl was like, hey, do no fool, my bad food. Like, don't chirp she's drunk. I'm gonna take her out. Five minutes later, the rumble happened. We beat the dog shit out of two foods.
Starting point is 01:53:58 Wait, what? So her homies was like, hey, nigga, don't be. No, no, no, hell not. She was at our party. Wait, so how did this girl trying to snatch her chain? No, she didn't want to snatching it. I know. I'm very confused.
Starting point is 01:54:10 She was drunk. She was drunk. She was drunk. Like, we're talking. But I'm saying, how did that lead to the rumble? Oh, no. That was a whole different situation. I thought you made the girl
Starting point is 01:54:19 I thought she made the girl try to take it was a crazy night It was a crazy night Yeah I thought at the day tomorrow I'm telling you We're gonna have to hear this again tomorrow You're not coming, nigga Yeah, you're not
Starting point is 01:54:30 I thought you were saying that Like the guys came to her defense Because you was like bitch Don't grab my chain Hannah for my homegrs would have beat The dog shot of her She tried to grab my shit Okay
Starting point is 01:54:39 She would have not even made it After she stood up She would have smashed my right there What a tail What a tail What a taut I didn't know nothing about. Yo, Kiki wasn't fucking around.
Starting point is 01:54:50 Now he got a fucking bottle of champagne on him. Oh, my God. This dude's a savage. It is. I've never been around nothing like this. And he got a Philly beard, too. I felt that. Hey, the fact that we made it to 100 episodes is kind of crazy.
Starting point is 01:55:05 I said you pop it right now. No, that's what I'm saying. I feel like we should pull up the, uh, the fan messages so we can share some fan. When did I come, episode 50 or something? Maybe like, you. Sorry, Laura, I'm sorry
Starting point is 01:55:19 Sorry Laura, what the crazy It's always about you Hey, I'm gonna be honest though I just wanted to see what part of the history I came in around When did Camgirl exit? These are all milestones
Starting point is 01:55:30 that I can't remember Because I'm too high Hey, yeah, yeah Adam I mean Josh Can you like can you like go through the fucking no-jum show history? No, he could do that over there But we should be looking at the messages
Starting point is 01:55:41 Make like a montage Like we will still be friends forever of all the moments. You should have did it. It's too many moments, how would I find even one moment?
Starting point is 01:55:55 Yeah, right? There's a million. No, it's too much, bro. All right. Who's going to do that? He's not going to do it. I'm going to start reading these donations. Bowie Bowie said,
Starting point is 01:56:03 tuned into all 100 episodes. Congrats. Thank you so much. That means so much. Racist 22 made Safari would have bleach himself. Tone zone. If I said,
Starting point is 01:56:17 racist 22 made Safari I want to bleach himself. Fuck you, man. Shout out the Duno representing La Raza. Shut up, Mr. Good Vives. Drew Tarantino said, What's going on?
Starting point is 01:56:27 I'm Drew. I was here last week on AD's pod when the two lovely ladies followed me. Oh. I'm here to say, I'll be here every week
Starting point is 01:56:35 until I join you guys as team. My journey starts now. Yeah. Shout out Drew. But Drew, but Drew, if you come to no jumper,
Starting point is 01:56:42 you can't harass the women, bro. Yeah. You cannot harass the women. Yeah. Yeah. He paid for two follows. We can't have sex with anyone.
Starting point is 01:56:47 He did. He paid for them to follow. He paid for them to follow. He paid. He tried to flex like he got the free follow. God damn. Thanks for blasting them out. Yeah, do no.
Starting point is 01:56:58 We keep it real. Vice Undead said love from West Sacramento, aka the Wild West, much love. Ben Siebel said, Hey, yo, love the show, but watch this episode one, any advice to someone
Starting point is 01:57:10 who's doing everything right in his eyes and is investing most of his money wisely, but just ain't catching any big break. also peep dms wait but um any advice to start what he wants to start his on podcast music he didn't give us any information doing everything right in his eyes what does that mean most of his money wisely i mean i guess maybe invest your money more wisely do more research and do more things right yeah because it's not about just or do different things it's not about spending money it's about well we don't know what you were even doing that's so general like people usually will be like how do i
Starting point is 01:57:41 make my rap pop off. And it's like, I don't know. But that's even more general. That was crazy. Shout out to him, though. Happy episode 100, homies. He's been watching since episode one.
Starting point is 01:57:51 Love y'all. Shout out to my LA slash IE. Family. Wait, wait, wait. How many people that keep saying this about they've been watching from episode one? Do you really believe
Starting point is 01:57:59 that's watch every episode? You know, I'm going to sort of give them the benefit of the doubt. How many? Like 50%, 70%. Some people might have gone back. Some people might have gone back.
Starting point is 01:58:10 People would DM, DME about something like an episode with Camgirl from like nine months ago. Hey, somebody said ketamine pods with house phone on the Patreon? No, sir. Y'all ain't gonna fentany. Not me. You're not fentany. Fent on me, man.
Starting point is 01:58:22 No, fentany. A. Housephone. Show AD, T. Mills, fresh out of East Long Beach. I promise you that's Fina B. C. New favorite rapper. Hey, shout out to T. Mills, though. Not T. Mills? T. Mills is a nigga that comes to my live stream over at the phone booth live.
Starting point is 01:58:38 I thought it was T. That's on MTV now. No, not my T-Mills. T-Mills sounds like, yeah, yeah, that's what I was thinking. I'm like, I know it T-Mills. No, not that T-Mills. This is the real T-Mills, can't? Edwin 101 E.V.
Starting point is 01:58:51 Said, shout-out to the No Jumper crew. Happy 100th episode. Shout out to you, brother. Kalin Brooks, $11 said, AD, what's your top-five anime or manga? Norto, Barto, Dragon Ball-Z. Wait, what was the second one? Baroto? It's like Naroto and then Barato?
Starting point is 01:59:08 Yeah. Oh, bleach because you want to bleach your skin. Shouldn't you do carato? Anyway, Duno, wearing booty shorts in the cut. That's a scary sight. Those are booty shorts. You're really underestimating the size of his booty, or overestimating, I guess.
Starting point is 01:59:26 Adam, you should interview UK rapper Central C. He in L.A. right now. I'll have to do my Googles. Shout out to y'all for making every Wednesday awesome. This is Tuesday. It's Tuesday. We need that video of you guys eating at. East L.A.
Starting point is 01:59:40 Much love from Boyle Heights. We love no drummer. What's in East L.A.? I think he was talking about the food shit we said what was going to do. Man, me and Adam were supposed to bingo fucking eat some food. Yeah, we did say we're going to do it.
Starting point is 01:59:50 You got to put this full on. Shut up, Fran. He's not going to do it. We'll do it. Man. Fragilations through the $5 and said episode 100, let's go. And Harmonious man said happy
Starting point is 01:59:59 100 of the episode. Much love to Yuri. That was it? That was it? Those were the don't know. Those were the don't know. So just so you guys know, this is going to be the plan.
Starting point is 02:00:09 every time we stream you guys can send your little donations they'll show up on the screen and then we'll read them afterwards so that was very enlightening and also how are the members we get the members I'm gonna hit it for the 100 episode bro hey just know it's only for you 10 new members or something
Starting point is 02:00:24 oh that's lit I need more personalized house phone comments next time oh yeah I want every message to be about me oh we got 7,500 people in here right now that makes me want to keep fucking hanging out honestly we're going right now let's keep it going guys You know, Asher, I really felt like...
Starting point is 02:00:42 You know what I always do, Laura? I ash in this little hole right here. You don't even know where that goes, huh? It goes to the car. No, it goes on his pants because he sits right there. No, but I do like us having this, this carpet that we can just destroy. My boy. Josh, are you going to roll up a backwood on that, uh...
Starting point is 02:00:59 Oh, yeah, yeah, I forgot. I got some wood for you, Josh. What's that like, you're a special backpack? Special back to... Hey, that coat, that cocaine cowboy shirt, 10 out of 10. Dude, I didn't have the best off the day the came. Oh, no. Oh, the weed and smacks you in the face.
Starting point is 02:01:16 Oh, yeah. I'll shoot you with that one, do. Yo, why did you just... Mine is not... What the fuck is wrong with you? Yeah, what's hell with this nigga, man? I'm just kidding. Like, Carman, the Mexicans.
Starting point is 02:01:26 I feel like one day he's just gonna spaz and just... Who's Cartman? Kill your... Of the Mojewan. The Mokieg... They said Cartman of the Mohicans. No, the Mexicans. You know what he's a racist?
Starting point is 02:01:36 The Mohicans... Cartman was a racist? Yeah. Montecchio. Yeah, bro, he's the biggest racist. He is racist. He hates. Bro, what? Department would be tripping.
Starting point is 02:01:45 He did be tripping. Is that show still on air? Man, boy, he is still on air. They must have to dilute it and water it down so much. No, they did not. They're still explicit as a motherfucker. No, no, but I'm saying like, that's important message for the people, though. If you guys donate between now and when we get off, we'll read all the donations before
Starting point is 02:02:03 we get off. Yeah, let's go. And we can see someone right now. Because Bartholomey, the grudies have been watching for years. It's been dope to watch it evolve. Happy 100th. I'm proud of the NJemper crew. Also, Yuri should be on more, in my opinion.
Starting point is 02:02:13 Well, actually, you know what's interesting? Because, like, I think Yuri at one point, like, when he was talking about doing 10 talks, he kind of, like, thought that it would be dope if he did it on No Jumper. But now he's getting his own YouTube check. He got his own Patreon. So it's kind of like some, like...
Starting point is 02:02:28 You kind of glad he didn't. You teach a man to fish versus you fucking give him a loaf of bread. I forget what the fucking thing was. But now he's got his own thing going on. He got his own platform. Shout out the following. Big Ski TV with Yuri and Riley. Shout out to Vell, Big Ski TV.
Starting point is 02:02:42 Shout out to Vell 2. Shout out to Duno, the Brown bag. Shout out the Housephone on Valium. Yes, sir. Brownback podcast. Why are you the Brown bag? Because he's brown. He's brown.
Starting point is 02:02:55 Hey, I'm not to start Twitch, video games. I support that. Are you really? With the special guest, I'm not going to tell you who we're going to do it. You might as well say it. You might as well, you're fucking asshole. No, because it's going to get fucked up. I'll tell y'all later.
Starting point is 02:03:06 Oh, T. Yeah. No. You need to monetize your two Latin queens. Sign them. I think Adam signed them already. Why me? That's what I was going to say.
Starting point is 02:03:22 What about me trying to hook you up with this porn star when we were at the fucking wedding? No, boy, you. Go back to the business. I'm not signed it. I mean, if they want to do business, we could do some business. But the one, okay, what's the name? Avocado thuddy. What's the name?
Starting point is 02:03:36 Avocado thuddy. Jane Jane Janet I forgot the tea Janet said she don't want to suck dick for only fans so she's out of the picture we didn't mean only fans Adam yaka oh well I mean if yaka hama want to do it we were talking about some pod shit that they took his own the YouTube not on that was like I mean it's only fans oh you man like that hey no more rings for you bro that's like I mean if she don't want to in my eyes and she if she didn't want to lick my balls and my taint Then I don't fucking want her.
Starting point is 02:04:08 I only want women licking my taint who want to be licking my taint. But that being said, I would assume that's a huge percentage of people, right? Half through the stream last week, Josh is just like, like Eureka. Why did he do that? He liked him. That was so wild. That was a wild. That was a wildest one.
Starting point is 02:04:28 If I was in a relationship, I would never talk like that. Who was in a relationship? Is she? No, no. I'm talking about me. I was wilding. Oh. Boy, that shit was like.
Starting point is 02:04:37 like oh wow this shit with this way me and dude don't just kept doing the moment when she was talking about you know what he said yesterday you're such an interrupting asshole yeah but you know let me just get this thought out before you start your thought you fucking asshole I already forgot no she's talking about the cheese under the dick it's like I thought she was pretty sexy and then she started talking about the cheese under the how is that diminished her being sexy by some nigger having cheese on his dick I mean like a lot of times did she eat the cheese Yeah.
Starting point is 02:05:08 Well, she had to tell him, like, you've got to clean your penis up because there was cheese under the foreskin. No, but it was so funny. It sounded like a 42 Doug song starting right there. You got to clean your dick, man. These niggas is crazy. No, that shit had me dead.
Starting point is 02:05:19 Yesterday was just... I got it. I got it. That shit was wild. I did. You know the whistle, yeah. Come on. We know the 42 Doug whistle, bro.
Starting point is 02:05:27 Stop playing. I can't whistle. My kid just figured out that she can make high-pitched noises and that everyone. She's probably going to crazy. I can't make noises like that. Like what? You can't whistle?
Starting point is 02:05:37 I can't make like a key Yeah That's why I like listening to random Like white auto tuned sound cloud rappers That'd be like hitting random high pitch notes and shit I'm like lying you don't actually I swear to God I do Why?
Starting point is 02:05:50 Why low? You know what David Shadi is? No. Google go home and listen to David Shardee. You know who Shadi low is R-R-Ip? The Shardy low. You know who Bowsko 100 is? He's allegedly somebody from the Sting team
Starting point is 02:06:01 knocked him out. Shut up. No, I'm just playing. Just drag on some funny shit about this. There's no way to fall. There's no way. There's no way I wouldn't have seen that on LA Hood. No, no, no.
Starting point is 02:06:09 I'm just saying Drake. Shout out to LA Hood Media. They post about a gang beep that I don't want to come anywhere. I'm pretty sure we all follow them, right? Of course, yeah. Honestly, one of the best. And we're from the hood. I want to know who's under Grind.
Starting point is 02:06:23 Who's under Grind Face. Grind phrase. Because they keep like. Grindrase. The dude who runs that is a fucking workhorse. Yeah. Grind face dude and the fuchsus dude. They both go hard.
Starting point is 02:06:33 He made the fucking Crip mingle shit. What's Cripping. I'll show you. Oh, I see that. It was his. Crip mingle. But grind face, mine.
Starting point is 02:06:44 Grind face. Oh, okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yo, that is kind of genius,
Starting point is 02:06:48 too, instead of putting a watermark on your fight videos, just put like a fucking a drop like you're a producer. Grind face. Grind face. For you only,
Starting point is 02:06:58 you'd be like this. And then they got like, the trademark. Bro, they got so many different Instagram, too, they got like three
Starting point is 02:07:05 or four different Instagram. Yeah, because imagine how much you get taken down when you post that many fights. Yo, you know what? I'm about kicking. Me. No jumper post fights, but we're verified, so I feel like we're safe, hopefully.
Starting point is 02:07:15 Hey, I almost. No, they take shit down for that now. I can't get no, not one more strike. They're going to delete my shit, so I'm keeping it real cool. Yeah, because didn't you post a video of a little kick at him a boner? No, I didn't. No, that was, that was, that was,
Starting point is 02:07:26 no, that was puns for it who did that. He's not wrong, but he's saying that. Tell me about the child porn that your friend was posting. That was a funny video. Oh, I thought I started grind face in the chat. Dry face. Grind face. No, but
Starting point is 02:07:38 Yeah, if you If you post too crazy They definitely get you Speaking of grind face You let Eliza grind on your face In Miami I believe it I did not touch that one
Starting point is 02:07:48 Why not? Honestly, Didn't want to hang With you born The game back Go laugh I literally begged you Like what club were you at
Starting point is 02:07:56 I was in a group chat You seen it I'm like What club you at Where are you at? Where are you at Literally no response That's a lie
Starting point is 02:08:02 There's not a lie It's a lie And then you didn't even stay till Sunday. Father's Day, bro. That's being irresponsible to not have to be with the kids. What's you doing, fathers to? I was waiting because I didn't have the kids.
Starting point is 02:08:14 I was at my uncle house spending time with him and my kids. That's fire. What did you do? Your first father's good. So you didn't spend any time with the baby mom's though? Why would you spend time with the baby mom? You were in charge on Father's Day, so you got to do whatever you wanted. If you were asking if someone took me out for Father's Day,
Starting point is 02:08:30 did you see the game? You see the game bitching about how his kids didn't do nothing for him? That's not bitching to be paying for everybody. even acknowledging him and random people are saying happy problems. You could have just came right here. That's a weird route. It is.
Starting point is 02:08:43 Why the fuck he get it? It's my weed. That's why that makes no sense because I knew if you took that route he was going to get at first when you could have just came right to me. He's going to perish before he gets to the end of the fucking blunt, bro.
Starting point is 02:08:55 Everybody keeps donating and ask us some questions. Okay, let's go back to the donation screen so I can read what they've fucking been saying so then we can. Oh, man, see that? You are? If I was going to ask you, if he puts in a picture of Parker, And for some reason you tagged me, bro.
Starting point is 02:09:08 Yeah, I know you like that? I was so confused. I was like at a party and I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, the foot is tagging on a picture with his dog. I can see him do that and be like this. Yeah. No, nobody does.
Starting point is 02:09:19 You want to know why I did that? Who I? Because I'm your daddy. Oh. No, that was not funny. That is why I did it. It's because I just wanted to let you know. That was not funny.
Starting point is 02:09:28 That you my son. No. That is not what it is. You are a white man. Why do you think I did it? I kind of thought it was funny. I don't know. I woke,
Starting point is 02:09:36 Go back to the top or I don't know should we should we go from the well they said they need to fire a little house phone He's the biggest fake gangster slash hater out there That's what the name for Corey said all right go back to the top I'm gonna read these rap and fire We gonna get through some of these yeah that was crazy Cheers to episode 100 show Alan Sieger cheers to episode 100 close pockets in the world boom Shout out to okay Danny Darko shout out to y'all and watch the whole all the episodes about been tapped in La da da da da da turn into something firm much left to you John Gordon said house phone was all against the sus jokes now he's sus-as-but I never I never been against you
Starting point is 02:10:11 always gone back and forth from homophobic to gay you got to you got you got you got to keep you got to keep it on the spectrum and I'll let people people know you can't guess which which one am I a saint online said thank you for bringing my life to my Tuesday joke or no such joke look at this starcola question for house one do you like the life of Pierre 5 more than 4 slash deluxe and what's your favorite song from it T lax question T lot 5 T-LOP 5 to the moon T-Lap 5 is one of the best albums of the year
Starting point is 02:10:41 My favorite song is probably going to have to be 42 42 Doug David Quartler Adam, when is the Parker interview driving? Congrats on 100 episodes. Shout out AD and Big Phon. When is that Parker interview driving? I thought this is all year you donated.
Starting point is 02:10:55 Dylan Toomey, who will win in a rap battle? K-Fed or Fred Dirt. K-Fed or don't even rap, so I think Fred Dirt is going to have to win off the experience, right? Yep. AD's about to say They said Camber federal Oh they said
Starting point is 02:11:07 Who got a lighter Someone said Camgirl was out after episode 71 Oh okay Damn so she almost made it to 100 And I'm moving on We met Camgirl list for 29 29 things
Starting point is 02:11:20 29 them things It was a good run That was a good run yeah It was a good run show of Cambrill She got coming next week apparently For a cameo like a feature Nashville New Hampshire in the house Shout out Adam
Starting point is 02:11:30 Shout out to you Seth's Pringles Congrats on the 100th episode We're rubbing hard in Birmingham, Alabama Oh, Bham, okay, okay. Shout out to the crew. They need to fire a house for them. I've been watching for years.
Starting point is 02:11:43 It's dope to watch it evolve. Certified extracts. Bartholomey is the one who said that one. He's been watching for years. AD you killed it on Fresh and Fit. Oh, I want to say fast and furious? Yeah, right. I was like, oh my God.
Starting point is 02:11:54 Duno fitted hard as fuck. Facts. J.C. Gong Brazy said that. Sadie Perry said congratulations. I'm so proud of y'all. I'm so glad to have been here since the beginning. Thank you for. creating no jumper Adam I love you guys we love you too Sadie Perry we always
Starting point is 02:12:06 see you in the chat yeah are you going to address the next one pass I think that's it though right yeah unless we have more since we just did that hit refresh one time right hit a refresh and fit I just don't want to leave anybody on the outs read those name niftiest podcast in the world yeah although the same up there oh those are the same Swifty You got me into credit card fraud You'd be proud to see the man I'd become
Starting point is 02:12:40 Ben here says the Ian Connor episode That's like what Future told juice world that he got him in Or juice around to future he got him in a lean Oh my god Got him to credit card fraud Fugue You're gonna be proud of the man I became Don't do credit part fraud
Starting point is 02:12:54 I'm fucking dead No do Watch the Aaron Carter episode Talk about biting gold to see if it's real I listen to his tweak ass my shit I'm gonna in fast now We're gonna get a couple more and then we out Congrats on 100 episodes.
Starting point is 02:13:05 AD, when are you checking out? I hate this. You should now for the fucking meme of it. I am by next week, I'm going to do it now. Just because my expectations are so high now. Bro, the number one... You're going to do let down. The number one sound...
Starting point is 02:13:18 Me and Adam literally argued about this shit a million times. The number one sound on TikTok right now is punkmunk from the whole lot of red. I think that's the one song that I heard. Me and Housefund argued over if the album was good or not. You argued over if you've heard it or not. I mean, I guess it's not even an argument. It's okay to not hear it. It's like if I listen to it now, I'm just conforming.
Starting point is 02:13:39 Yeah, that's funny. Get with the bloods and listen to it. All right. It's kind of funny that you still haven't heard it, honestly. I think you heard it on and you didn't know what you were hearing. I heard like five songs. I haven't heard it in the entire. You got to hear it.
Starting point is 02:13:53 He thought it was K-pop. What? Shout out to Lil Dickie for using that one public cardy song in the show. What? Yo, the new little diggy show when he's talking about eating the carrot. Fire. Wait The carrot
Starting point is 02:14:04 What song did he play? I forget one of them Really? From the new album? Whole Ledererre is the new Jesus youth will come up With the new sound based on the album Out of the new Howard Stern Suck my dick Nate
Starting point is 02:14:15 Tap in with surf game from New York City Yeah tap in with surf game Shout out to Baby Soscelia Shout out to Evogiani Shout out to Polo Shout out to all the surf gang Man tap in the surf game Been here since Ian and Shane interview
Starting point is 02:14:27 Shout Roeb Gang Interview more Detroit rappers Yeah Interview a little boat again I think you should do that You have bees on here. When are we getting Swade or Peso interview? Tell Swade A&A interview for show.
Starting point is 02:14:37 Let's go. Tell him Slide to DMS. I'm interviewing him today. Really? Yeah. Paiso, Paiso? No, I'm doing. I'm doing Swade. Maybe I should DM him.
Starting point is 02:14:46 I won't make them DM me. They said AD that Bruce Lee and Slide Jones are fire my favorite songs. Malo. AD is a rapper. Don't forget. Adam 22 and Housephone have terrible taste of music. Housephone is only there because he gay and Adam a free. Mason's son do the math.
Starting point is 02:15:03 Oh, shit. This has been episode 100. House Phyllis about to go suck off. I don't know. Duno. Josh. Who I suck. Duno.
Starting point is 02:15:18 Yon niggas is gay. Adam. I'm trans. Okay. Why can't I keep this thing with it? Why don't we got to end with problematic stuff? This is why I don't take one sip. He's like, call me.
Starting point is 02:15:31 Bye.

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