No Jumper - The No Jumper Show Ep. 101 w/ the Return of Cam Girl
Episode Date: June 30, 2021The No Jumper Show hosted by Adam22, AD, and Lil Housephone with special guest Cam Girl https://instagram.com/camgirl https://www.instagram.com/adam22/ https://www.instagram.com/iitsad/ https://www.in...stagram.com/lilhousephone SEND YOUR BRANDS MERCH TO BE REVIEWED NO JUMPER PO Box 11659 Burbank, CA 91510 --- No Jumper News Discord: https://discord.gg/6xaQP9RS3A FOLLOW US ON SNAPCHAT FOR THE LATEST NEWS & UPDATES https://www.snapchat.com/discover/No_Jumper/4874336901 FOLLOW OUR NEW SPOTIFY PLAYLIST! https://open.spotify.com/playlist/529mn7of2HBKdLfrAMUzcK?si=rWVBWCuWSXeh0TFYb2P-dQ CHECK OUT OUR ONLINE STORE!!! http://www.nojumper.com/ SUBSCRIBE for new interviews (and more) weekly: http://bit.ly/nastymondayz Follow us on Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/nojumper iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/no-jumper/id1001659715?mt=2 Follow us on Social Media: https://www.snapchat.com/discover/No_Jumper/4874336901 http://www.twitter.com/nojumper http://www.instagram.com/nojumper https://www.facebook.com/No-Jumper-198283650194402/ http://www.reddit.com/r/nojumper Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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He's getting shot in the head.
Honestly, he's giving me like high luxury vibes, honestly.
Oh, God.
That thing right there?
I could ride that.
I'll be out here looking like an alligator.
Will it deflect bullets?
Do you know what this is?
This is like your Through the Wire episode.
I was going to ask you, did I sound crazy?
Where's the change?
I'm the newest signer of the no jumper family.
And I'm the newest member of the Rocker.
And it's so tight because it feels like if I confound you in an argument that it's going to be like hard for you to get your point across because you like can't probably talk that fast or that loud.
I would just throw rings at you.
Rings?
Like in the argument, I just, p.
Oh, you mean like the edible rings or just a ring?
Yeah, the edible rings.
Oh, those rings.
I might need to take like one or two.
You definitely need to take some 2020 futuristic sour strips to the gut.
well if anybody wants to know why it sound weird
I socked because I socked him in his fucking mouth
for missing my episode
now he learned his lesson
Of course he's going to put me on board
He was supposed to come last Wednesday
Yes and I talked to him in the morning
And he said
Oh I said man don't forget
You coming he said yeah I'm coming
And that was it
It was supposed to be a joke at first
That he was going to stand up your episode
Well he did
And then I didn't mean to
What I didn't mean to
Well I'd be looking at me trying to figure this
I definitely didn't mean to Camgirls like that matches my hat what's up dog I
ain't seen this little fight out in a while what's the deal how you doing hello
Camgirl wow she really came through with a cutie a couple of cuties really
what's on your head this is my new hat from our sponsor actually he owns
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not right now though that's like some AD
shirt right there.
No, that's not.
That's the bulletproof alligator.
If I want to go full John Wick and just kill everyone in the office, this is what I'm
using.
You don't think you would fit right in and the VIP with that on?
I can see you a penthouse wearing that.
I can see you in like Tulum.
With a bottle of 1942 in the pocket.
That is actually a good idea.
$9,500 for the table.
You don't belong here.
Drake.
What song is that?
I just saw it from the Instagram caption.
I think he just made it up.
It's new.
That's a new one.
Make it clap?
I never thought I would live to see the day that Draco would be rapping about going to the club.
And like,
the club is the best.
The club is the best way of like flexing.
You know what I'm saying?
But we never saw Drago do that in the early part of his career.
You know?
He's getting to that point now where he can go waste 10 racks at the club.
He goes to the Hollywood club now.
You feel he's like, he gets posted on Drake's Instagram.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah.
Once you do that, you got to go to the club.
Exactly.
You can't just be on the block forever.
You got to touch the scene.
Did they play that song in the club?
They play with everybody's shit now.
Do they play Drego?
Is that part of the deal?
You get a table, they'll play your song?
No, you gotta be hot and they play your song.
But what if you're like a little hot?
I mean, if they fuck the DJs,
the DJs have their own type of like favorites
and people that they fuck with and shit like you're
obviously everyone's favorite because they always premiere new ideas.
He's going to go to depot the situation.
No, they generally love me.
I don't see that.
But even if they didn't love you,
you're going to come in there like, hey, because I know you're going to play my song
three times.
No, AD walks it and then they do on the mic like, we got AD in the building, make some noise.
That's one thing is that like I never try to intimidate people.
You feel me?
Like, people told me like, you need to bully boo.
I'm like, for what?
Like, I genuinely want.
She's the DJ.
So people are actually try this on you.
No, if I saw AD in a club, I would definitely shout him out.
That's what I'm saying.
And I like showing people love though, bro.
I want real love.
I've had instances where people have come up to me like being like, can you connect your Wi-Fi,
download my song right now?
That makes me not want to play your song.
That's the opposite.
Oh, my God.
If you really want me to play your song, like bring a USB, give me a tip.
Would you even do that?
Definitely give a tip.
Yeah, give a tip.
$100.
I put it to the club.
Ask a DJ, hey, can you play the first five, ten minutes of the No Jumper show?
Technically, it's going to be more than $100.
Play my goddamn podcast.
Everyone needs a break.
No.
Maybe on the screen.
That would clear out the club.
When I was in Miami with my boy Santizi, shout out Santizi.
Shout out the, my boy San Tizi.
Shout out anyone named San Tzi.
Is he here?
No, no, no.
San Tizi.
He told me he was with you.
Bro, every club we went to,
they're like, shout out San Tizi.
Yeah, I'll play that new San T's.
I can't even talk, though.
It's crazy.
He got his teeth worked on today.
Really?
Yesterday.
By this.
I did, too.
I got a cavity filled today.
I hate cavity fills.
They're the worst.
I got all four of my wisdom teeth taking out yesterday.
Really?
You don't look like a chick lump, though.
I got too love.
Yeah, it's all swollen.
Do it all four.
Whism teeth is like getting a BBL.
and your tits done at the same time.
I never got mine in.
I'm scared.
I had two taken out.
I never had.
I had like one taken out.
And then I had like another one taken out.
And then I got the other two taken out.
So it was all spread out.
And it wasn't that bad.
I feel like I would want it all at once.
So you could just feel all the pain and then get over with.
See, this might be the worst pain I ever felt in my life.
But you're definitely on something.
I'm not right now.
Oh, you're not?
I left all the shit at the crib.
Would you have?
What they give you?
Some bullshit.
Tylenol and all with Cody.
I had two infections and both of them.
That's why I took them out.
Had to get them out the motherfucking mouth.
Yeah, me too.
I got a random infection in my fucking wisdom tooth.
You don't want to abscess either.
I see my son's dad.
Well, Kiki's dad get a fucking, I said my son's dad.
My fucking brother's dad.
My son's dad.
I was like, wait, that's you.
That's me.
Kiki's dad.
Kiki's pops, a nigga woke up one morning.
I never get this shit.
We wake up in the morning, his fucking jaw is like on
this side, like huge, and was in a stream pain.
And I didn't even know that shit can literally kill you getting your bloodstream.
And you can, like, go on a cardiac arrest over your teeth.
Well, look at that.
That's why you got fake ones.
I think it's connected to your brain and shit, all the fucking nerves right here.
That's why Eddie got fake teeth.
He thought that his teeth were turning on them.
First, second, I thought you were going to show me new fake teeth.
I was like, wait, they're the same.
I got inviseline that I was coming.
I got to put it in next week.
I thought, it's expensive, though, too.
Like, four bands.
I said, you might as well get your mouth.
No offense, but you're telling me that the Invisaline is going to be able to move that one crooked tooth back to normal?
Yeah.
Like braces.
It's like braces, yeah.
I just always look at the Invisaline because my girl has it now.
And I, you know, I could tell it's going to move the teeth, but it just doesn't seem like it would be able to move one that's, like fully out of place like that.
Because it's like these mouth guard things and then you change it every few.
You like slightly moves out.
I have 20 weeks worth of it.
You know what time it is when you should go to the dentist?
Tooth hurting.
Should we laugh?
My mom always tells me that was my first joke when I was little.
She was so stupid.
That's a great joke.
What?
No, it's not.
Are you going to keep all your children's teeth?
That's weird.
Why'd you do that?
Do you guys like that tooth party on the story?
You got a tooth party?
Yeah, y'all didn't see the tooth party?
No.
Very, shut the fuck up.
Tooth party.
Only tooth I know is Timmy the tooth.
One of my old favorite shows back then.
Is that a gangbanger?
Bro, if I showed you that on a computer right now,
you'll be like, what the fuck is this?
There's no gangbanger in L.A.
They had a nigga that called a cavity goon.
He was like the antagonist of the story.
The cavity goon.
Look up the cavity goon.
I implore you to.
Are they teaching kids how to like floss?
I don't like employ me.
Good job.
That's timid the tooth right there.
So they teach kids to like keep good teeth hygiene.
Look, well, cavity gune, the cavity gune.
That's a scary.
Bro.
I don't like this.
I remember I was fucking this girl for a while.
She told me she didn't brush her teeth.
That's disgusting.
What?
See the cavity going to the background right there?
The nigga with the fuck their teeth?
I sent her to the dentist.
Did you really?
Pretty much.
I told her like legitimately you need to start brushing your teeth and you need to go to the dentist.
And she went to the dentist.
She said the dentist said that your shit was fine.
That being said, she ended up being a total liar about everything else.
I can kind of assume.
You know you get out of relationship and you're like, damn, like all the cool stories she was telling me.
All the lies.
I'm sure they were not true.
I'm usually the other way around
Where are you?
Figure out that you've been lying about everything
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Not real.
Not real from, yeah, cow.
So I guess it's a good way to say fake leather.
Okay.
Yeah.
I like that.
Vegan leather.
I think my car is fake or not fake.
Vegan burger.
Yeah.
Impossible leather.
Now they have burgers.
I want it to be impossible leather.
I've always wanted the opposite.
That does not better.
I want like a carrot made of bacon.
Why does that not work?
I want a watermelon made from chicken breast.
Bro, no, you didn't take it too far.
Why?
Watermelon and chicken, you just added the breast.
I didn't say, oh my God.
Let's switch it up.
I want a watermelon made from hot dogs.
Hot dogs.
Hot dogs.
Worst thing ever.
It was way like 80 pounds.
Yeah, I'm not going to lie.
This bag is kind of hard.
though well if you if you podcast very very well today then maybe perhaps you could even
leave with that house phone i thought i need a different color or something that this is
this is giving me like Atlanta brunch vibes like with the weird hat well a bad
bitch in Atlanta might take you out to eat if you i don't have that with you honestly
i could like fit the laptop in there i like the couple of
you can fill it with these 20 20 future rings they said that that is tsa uh tsa size
approved i don't know they did that now don't forget the blame me in it like dual santan
Or like Strapped the Fool from
from Travis Porter
He also went to jail for that too
Oh yeah he did huh
We like the totes and carry
Tea paint
That's what I'm saying
Okay wait
Do you think they started out just making
Like gun bags
I think they started making guns
And then they couldn't
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Guns to bags
It's probably just like a different
There was like wait a minute
Like, I can see AD.
We can
tote and carry bags.
Like, AD is going to be in the club
with the 1942.
I'm not, bro.
We want you to wear this really bad.
Oh, I was like, can you put it on, please?
This is not part of the brand deal,
but I'm, come on.
Yes.
Why not?
While he's putting that on, also, welcome to Camgirl.
Hi, guys.
Some new visitors might have only heard of her.
Mysterious.
Do you guys have a lot?
Oh, okay, never mind.
I'm not that.
The AD fans
might not really know that much about Camden
Hello, AD fans, hello
It's me
You want to put it on for you, King?
What side is?
No, I want to have the pouches in the back.
No, I think it's reversed.
I think it's both.
That shit's lit.
You could have the tequila and the whiskey.
Boom.
I can have the lambie
The tequila and
your phone.
Some pirate's booty.
I'm fucking sick.
Oh, my God.
You like it a little bit.
You like it.
You know, it's giving me superhero vibes right now.
Like, if I jump off the roof, no one's going to question it.
Please don't jump off the roof.
Honestly, it fits your vibe.
Whatever it is that you're trying to be as a man.
I don't know why, but I just really like it on you.
Look, it even comes with a ring you can put on your finger.
Oh, no, I think, oh, never mind.
Probably not with this.
It's a vegan replacement.
A vegan pinky ring.
So I want to inform Camgirl that we've been working really hard at all going out together.
No, you have not.
And it turns out it's impossible.
I'll just say, when have you guys ever gone out together?
It's impossible for you.
What?
You bailed on me.
We were supposed to go out Saturday.
You told me it wasn't happening.
Huh?
You did say that on the last part of it.
You went out Saturday?
You told me it wasn't happening.
I didn't go out Saturday.
When you say like out, you mean like clubbing?
Yeah.
He tried to invite Lennon.
And then AD said, no way, Jose.
But then he told me it was all right after.
Yeah.
But then you told me you weren't going Saturday.
I didn't go out Saturday.
I went on Sunday.
Oh, okay.
Why was it like a no wife no girlfriend thing?
I was just assuming we was gonna be like bros and like try to like that's what I think you know what I'm saying
Yeah, but I also feel like I owe my girl a night out since she's been raising my kid for seven months
Yeah, but you're gonna try to throw that on me, but you could do that separate
Of this bro thing. Yeah
He's like I have to go out. I'm just gonna put it all and then he says yeah, I'm bringing a little house won't seem I'm gonna bring this girl too. I'm just like no
The bro trip is fucking over yeah
AD told me I couldn't come, though.
Because I always flake on the one as wrong as my dad.
This nigga is the worst nigga in America.
I'm sorry.
She's been dealing with us for many years.
He is one of the worst men.
I don't understand this shit.
But I told him today, I was just like, listen, bro, don't lie to me because I'm your
homie that really got your back.
You know what I'm saying?
And I'm like, if you call me for some real life shit, I'm going to be right there.
So don't lie to me.
Don't play with my time and shit, too.
Because then even the fucking fans, they're like, where's house phone?
What the fucking shit like that?
I'm mad on my Instagram, too.
You fucking asshole.
Because you didn't go to the club.
No, not the club.
Oh, on Wednesday.
He was supposed to do my show like 75 times, bro.
What were you doing Wednesday that was more important than doing 80s podcast?
And I talked to him in the morning, bro.
I said, do not miss this shit.
What were you doing?
I don't even remember.
The thing is, the guilt trip don't work with him.
I've done so many of them.
I believe it.
Violence, violence does.
I haven't tried that.
I text the group text and I said, nigga, I'm starting to think you don't fucking like me.
For now, I'm starting to get pissed off, and this is my homeboy.
So Mante is going to get a knuckle sandwich.
We're going to have to go back to the dentist.
Do it?
No, no, no.
I was going to say you should fix it for him.
Maybe this side.
Can we wait until he left first, at least?
I like AD treating Housephone more like one of his friends from the hood than like the way he treats like Josh, where it's like he kind of, you know, I feel like AD's like he would probably never threaten Josh with violence.
But I like that you think of him as just like one of your black homies that you could just threaten to fight.
I will threaten all you niggies with violence.
What are you talking about?
I don't even think it's about like Josh.
You can't beat up Yuri.
No, I ain't going to fight Yuri.
See?
That's what I'm saying.
I would really fight you.
We shake hands and keep it pushing.
I told you that.
Well, I like that better than like the other option.
Of like shooting you and, yeah, yeah, yeah.
He said he will fight me with no fist, just, just like, barely.
What is a lot of a jitza match?
I feel like you want to, like, wrestle him.
He did.
He said, he said, I can take you if there's no punching involved.
I was just grabbing you.
I was admitting that you would beat my ass in a fair fight,
but I was.
I was saying that I felt like if we eliminated striking,
that I felt like I could take you down and joke you out.
What kind of fight would it be?
Like to kick each other.
It's not like a realistic thing that is going to happen in the streets.
Unless you guys want to give us a bag.
I was going to say the boxing matches.
If this team back wants to fight somebody,
we already have one fight ready to go.
I told him I'll fight him.
No, but he wants to fight somebody else.
So we got to pick somebody else for you.
He has to fight milk.
Bro, stop this.
I could get real ugly.
Stop this.
If somebody in the office, you shouldn't want to focus.
right now. It is Josh because every week
he brings his gun range
shit and he puts it on the water.
Let everybody know how good it is.
Every week I get more accurate.
Oh, I thought you were saying he's bringing guns too.
He's bringing the thing he shot. I didn't say that.
You know what I was thinking it would be
a good business that I probably shouldn't start
but maybe somebody else should start.
Make the gun range targets
but then have you ever been in the gun range
and they got Osama bin Laden?
Yeah, they got like a little
I think like a drill rap inspired
Gunshot range line.
Maybe we should make them of a Uri.
Definitely Uri should be in there.
And I wouldn't shoot it.
All the game members.
I'd be like this.
Just no, but I see made something like that already.
Did it really?
Yeah, that's pretty smart.
A crowd?
Yeah.
A crowd?
Make it like a school.
Oh, my God.
Oh, that's terrible.
Don't lie.
Did you ever play Call of Duty?
Wait, why are we not?
Whoa.
Camel looks.
I know.
I just put this on, too.
I felt bad playing Call of Duty
and being a terrorist shooting people in the airport.
That was like still disturbing to this day.
I know you were calling people the N-word
in the call of duty lobby.
Who was?
You?
I'm not saying you.
I thought you were saying you.
I was like you're admitting to that right now?
He definitely was back in the day.
I've never played like an online game
where people were saying racist shit to each other,
but I had a roommate back in the day who had that.
He wouldn't be doing it,
although I kind of sense that maybe he would be
if I wasn't like within ear shot.
But I would hear a kid saying it all the time
and I'm like, I would ask him
because I didn't even know
that was a thing.
I'm like, are all these kids just racist?
He's like,
yes, they are.
They're just trolling.
Apparently, somebody I play war zone with that was at no jumpers,
says the N-word I found out afterwards.
Oh, but he's Cuban.
So, fuck her.
Who's a lump?
But how was him being,
if Lil Pump is Cuban, he's got a pass, right?
He still look kind of blackish, though.
Another nigga don't look black.
But isn't about how you look?
So if you look a little bit black?
I need to know.
You ain't going to question French Montana.
He's black.
Bro, he's a nigga.
He's from Africa.
No, but his skin color is very light.
But he looks like a real light skinned nigga.
He does.
Fair enough.
He says, oh.
Can you pass me a blue shirt?
Are you serious?
You don't want the reds?
No.
Oh, my God.
You're allergic to red food die?
I just like blue raspberry is good.
Hey, this shit is like, you can fit these in there.
Wow.
You might be.
High as hell.
And the water, yeah.
I just want to know, like, what the club would say if you shut up in that.
I'm pretty sure there would be like.
People wear this.
People wear this to the club.
You're breaking passion barriers.
Like, if I wore this to the BT Awards,
I don't think nobody would question the shit.
Oh, no.
If you wore this to the BT Awards,
you would be on the first fucking clip of the show.
If Lil Nas X wore that, they would call him a hero.
They'd say, oh, it's a bold statement about alligator sexuality.
You would be on fashion dimmicks tomorrow if you wore that.
You still think about him, huh?
No, not at all.
Look at how it's fun pulling up this picture
Not how it's phone
Josh
Bringing up the T.I.
What the fuck?
Did he wear that this year?
That's just to-and-carry?
It's kind of,
I like the Dior hat.
Oh, the T.I.
Where is it?
Okay.
Then it's sold.
If it's just,
if a T.I.
Were, then it's got to be
more people as well.
I try to get T.I's kid
to teach me to play bridge.
You play what?
Bridge.
What's that?
Is that the head clapping game?
Oh.
I'm thinking of spades.
You know I beat one of T.I's kids
in a video game of a competition?
You know I beat one.
He had won the TI.
I thought you was going to say that.
They're all along.
They had this shit called rappers versus gamers, hip-hop BX did it.
Wait, how fun.
It's a Tekken tournament.
And I never played Tekken before, and I ended up winning the whole thing.
I got a fucking, I got a fucking trope.
No, I got a trophy.
And they gave me a whole bunch of stuff.
And then Wingstopped, Wootenstaffed that I won.
What?
Did they give you a free year?
Not the Panda Bear.
When was this?
This was 2018?
Oh, bro.
They need to tap me out.
I'll be everybody.
Do you have a strategy?
Or do you just button-mash?
Honestly, I was button-mashing, but they teamed you up with a professional gamer.
So he really was carrying.
It's kind of like dancing with the stars.
But I still got to participate.
But, like, gaming with the stars.
I just like the idea you button-mashing your way into the W.
You didn't even know any move.
You didn't go, like, in the bathroom and look up some codes on your fucking phone.
Wasn't no time for that.
What?
No time?
No, the whole tournament.
They're throwing you into the fire.
You don't got a time.
You got to go, like, they pair you up next round, next round.
I remember when I used to be just riding bikes in the hood and Brooklyn all the time and stuff.
And like there was a kid who kept telling me that he would fuck me up as street fighter.
Had him over my crib.
Whooped his ass like 10 games in a row.
Invited him over to my house.
Never felt more proud.
I was walking around just like, yes, making him feel like shit.
He's like 18.
Just graduated high school.
Don't you have one here?
Why is this grown ass man shit?
I mean, we do.
Bro, that's like Domino's.
My fucking uncle was like, no one.
as the best domino player of all time.
Whop my ass maybe 50, 60 times.
I beat him one time.
He's like, let's play again.
I said, I'll never play you again.
Got it ended on a high note.
He was so fucking pissed off.
The nigga left.
I still ain't seen him since.
That was like five years ago.
You think you just got lucky?
I did get lucky.
But I told him I would never play him again.
And never see him again.
So that means that I'm on top.
I'm not supposed to like chew something this chewy.
Just swallow it.
Like a whole.
Like a oyster.
Maybe not like all of that.
Just like, take, you got to have to use some self-control for once in your life.
Put it in your mouth and just suck the juices out of it.
And then eventually just swallow a nug.
You have to let Camgirl chew it and then put it in your hand.
Like a baby bird. Yeah, right.
She's going to get highest fuck along the way.
I know.
I will.
I'm getting high just smelling it.
I can't open my mouth.
You got to do it like the dip.
Like the sugar in the corner of the shit, though, like the sour shit.
I'm good on this.
I don't want to fuck myself up.
Yeah.
I'm not trying to get a dry socket.
Pause.
I don't know what that is.
How are you gonna get it from eating something?
But you can't.
Tell me some new things in your life.
Tell me some interesting shit that's happening to you.
My new things in my life?
Give me something here.
Give me something.
Okay.
I'm working on music.
Really?
That's exciting.
You're rapping again?
No.
No.
I sent you something,
but you never listen to it because you're a fucking asshole.
You send it in like a weird.
He's an asshole, right?
You could have just sexed to me.
Can you beat him up for you and for me?
Yep.
For all the times he lied to me, flaked on me.
Oh my God.
I'm so glad that.
Your dog is freaking.
I'm not the only person frustrated with a household anymore.
This is very freeing.
I think everyone in his life is frustrated with him.
I used to be like, Adam always picking on this nigger.
Now I'm like, you get it.
Him and Yuri are the two people.
When I first met Yuri, I was like, why does everybody act like Yuri is crazy?
You damn near, they are both.
Yeah.
Wait, so you get it now?
If Yuri said he was going to pull up, he's probably going to pull up.
Don't you think?
Yerry's way more dependable than you more.
Oh, 100%.
His car's going to break down the side of the road or he's going to get lost.
But he'll try.
I think Yuri would walk to make sure.
He would Uber.
If you invited Yuri to the club,
Yuri's coming and Yari's going to be like,
I'm so thankful because I might never go to a club again in my life.
Yuri.
You can't put me in the Yuri category.
I'm a little offended down.
That's almost independable.
No, I feel like Yer is dependable.
He's dependable, but he'll just fuck something up on the way, though.
But Yuri has his own show and Patreon.
Aw, good for him.
So, I mean, you know.
Ten Talks is doing pretty good.
He's done his thing.
I still have the most watch episode.
There's no way.
Adam got the most watch episode.
How many views you got?
And I was the first, so I cracked it off.
I paid the way for you to come over there and do your shit.
And he wants me on this Sunday.
So I'm following your footsteps.
That's right.
Kiss me life kid came with you.
You were wearing little shorts.
You had no hat.
That was that was peak AD not giving the fuck about how he looked on camera, which has changed a little bit.
He's kind of like realized you got to stay drippy.
No.
He's always drippy.
Man, I rode out of bed.
And I was like I don't give a fuck.
That's what that shirt says to me for sure.
I'm glad you're here.
I'm glad you made it.
What did you get that?
What is this?
I'm like Vegas.
I want to roll some dice on you.
Pause.
Go ahead,
Poppy.
Whoa.
Wait, just no,
Desto Dove,
I can't even reveal it.
Just know I was about to drop these shirts
and then Desto Dove literally took this exact shirt and just sold.
That's an awful lot of cough syrup on it.
How did you get it?
And you were going to drop it and act like it was a custom high roller shirt?
I was going to.
I was going to.
I was going to finagle it a little bit.
That's cool.
I didn't know that was how it.
Just know that's a doubt beat me to it.
Okay.
That's an awful lot of higher others coming soon.
Hmm.
Ain't about the truth.
We know the truth.
But yeah, Camgirl, what have you been up to?
Tell the people.
I moved.
I moved to Long Beach now.
So I'm happy.
I'm in Long Beach.
I'm in Long Beach.
I'm so happy there.
How's that going?
Awesome.
You should hang out of Kamaya.
If she lived there?
Don't give at her location?
I thought she lives in Oakland.
It's a whole city.
It is pretty big.
It is like a million people.
A million people just in Long Beach.
Really?
I didn't know that.
Not I'm looking for at the gas station.
Probably not a million more I think about it.
Yeah, it's nowhere.
I mean, she talked about it on my interview with her.
You guys are always cops.
You always just turn into cops and act like I'm exposing something that is not really an exposed.
Detective phone.
Detective Crip.
Detective Loke, Uncle Loke.
They love saying that in my comments now.
Detective phone.
Detective phone.
I don't think that's that saying that Kamaya lives in
in Long Beachers like that big of a deal.
I mean, maybe I shouldn't say I live there then.
It's just so nondescript.
It's like saying you live in L.A.
Yeah.
No.
No, that's not exactly.
Okay, sorry.
I live in the greater L.A. area.
See, if I say the city you live there right now, you'd be like, what the fuck?
You would.
I mean, it would be unnecessary.
I don't want you to fucking narrow it down for the world, even though like.
Tarzanah.
I mean.
Oh, you live in Tarzana?
No, but BF.B.
said something about Burbank in his caption.
And I'm like, people are like, some people are like, oh, he said Burbank.
Burbank is big.
Yeah.
hear his album? The BFB album, I have it on.
F FAT niggas need love too.
You like it? That nigga said,
uh, he said, uh,
because I loved you, I ignored the fish smell.
I was like that shit.
That's all, that's all been on forever.
And then he said Drake, uh, Drake said he was too fat.
He said he couldn't sign him because he was too fat.
He ain't serious.
You know that Treb is filming a vlog at a BFB
the Pac-Man and Coil-Ray video shoot right now?
Fire.
I love that.
Probably there's never been a greater difference in weight.
between two artists doing a song together.
I knew that I was going to go there.
It was like a 300-pound difference.
It's like Java the Hut and Leah.
It's like all over again.
I never seen Star Wars, and I know that's true.
Yeah.
You've never seen Star Wars at all?
No.
Not even one.
Why am I always having this conversation?
We had the same conversation about the verses.
That's crazy.
I watched Verses.
It was good.
Okay, okay, okay.
He said he never heard of Bow Wow.
He said he never even knew who Bow Wow was.
He doesn't know who like Shaw Day is.
And he ghosted Baowowow in 2018.
Bro, Bawa DM him for an interview
in 2018 is that when he was doing bow wow challenge and shit i mean he didn't know who like
like selina gomez was i still don't so 80's like 80's like who i was like that
that's a lot next person oh my god that i could assume that i can't believe you posted a list being like
the second biggest hip-hop media page for the fourth but you don't know who little bow wow is
listen i know who bow wow is in new hampshire they just said that i was not familiar with any of his music to be honest
I looked on Wikipedia
and I think his first album came out in 2001
By the time I was, it was 2001
I'm like 11th grade in high school
Yeah, thanks.
And I was not really like in that
And you guys are a few years younger than me
So I understand you were probably
Like if I had been born five years
After I was
Definitely I would have been
I would have been like fucking 12
When Bauer came out
Same age as him probably
You know and it's like for me
I just kind of missed the BOWS thing
And all these years
I see him in the news
I see him talking shit
The Sousie Boy
but I just never really
that was not a verse that I wanted to watch
because I know every soldier boy song
like probably every son
the soldier boy played I would know
and I do not know a single Bawa
song no disrespect to him
yeah by wow at one point was like
the black Justin Bieber
seriously yes
very big deal
it's huge all number ones
like billboard
chart topping I kind of forgot about that
until watching that versus because he was like another
number one
another number one another number one
he had a movie he had a movie called like Mike
oh yeah
Calvin
He was young ever since he was like super young, right?
He was young ever since he was super young.
He was on.
I mean, he was famous ever since he was super young.
And he was on Snoop's first album as a little kid.
That's like a child, bro.
There's probably a lot of sons I do know, but I just have no idea that they're his songs.
You should watch the verses and see if you know anything.
You're making me feel like it may be.
It was really, it was honestly really good.
Like the performances, like I loved every single one of Soldier Boy songs, but
bow wow, like his energy and shit.
I was like, if I was a rapper, like I would want to.
be that. And then on top of that, the rivalry as little kids, Bow Wow and Little Romeo had this
whole beat with each other. They have never been on the stage. I was Team Rolema. He was here.
I see DC College with MasterP when you did that interview and I was like, oh my God, I'm such a
fucking big fan. His son was a little Romeo. Yes. And I took a picture with him and he was like,
he was like, he was like balanced competition. He came up Romeo, Romeo. But he doesn't call himself that
anymore, right? He calls himself Romeo, Romeo Miller. He used to have like a Nickelodeon show and everything.
The Nickelodeon show was cracking.
That was a good at show.
My apologies.
I just completely forgot that he was on that podcast with Master P.
Yeah, with his father.
But he had his daughter, too.
What was his daughter's name?
Oh, fuck.
She was on the show, too.
She had like a crazy name.
Bro, the Nickelodeon show he had was crazy.
It was really good.
Master P had a Nickelodeon show, bro.
I did not know that.
Yes, Lil Romeo, Master P.
We got to revoke your, you got to revoke your fucking rap pass.
Do you even know who Cousin'Eter?
No, he has no idea.
Damn.
Who's cousin Skeeter?
It was a really good show.
It was the little puppet.
There was a black puppet.
The puppet.
No.
I miss all those shows.
And Mega Good was like one of the main characters.
I love her so much.
You know Megan Good is?
Also, I think that's my watch.
You never seen the boondocks.
And I don't know what Megan Good is.
But I heard about her in rap songs.
It's okay.
Just be like, you never watched the wire.
This is a skisda.
You never listened to a whole lot of red.
That's crazy.
That's crazy.
That's crazy.
I do it on purpose now because this is only he can fucking bring up.
You know what though?
I'd rather you not listen to it than shit on it like this guy.
Yeah.
Hold out of red.
Do you think it's a good album?
Yeah, I liked it a lot.
What about you that song?
You know what I think.
Never too much.
Never too much.
I like Sky.
I like so many of the Sunskyy.
There's a song you can skip.
Watch.
Never too much.
Boom.
You don't have to listen to it.
No, I heard.
I attempt to listen to it and I heard one song and I really fucked with it.
You know what song it was?
And then you what, turned it off immediately?
I was doing something else.
I like it.
It's so much that I turned it off immediately.
I have a lot of Playboy Cardi in my phone, though.
Like a lot.
I feel like you've definitely heard a whole lot of red at the club and like head banged.
Head banged a little bit.
Not the clubs I go to him.
When he goes to the club, they only play AD and OT Dennis.
Okay, I forgot.
Sorry.
And Dunel featuring the homies.
Hey, Blue Buck's performed.
Shout out to Duno.
Wait, is you okay?
Yeah, shout out to Duno, man.
Yeah, we're not supposed to talk about what happened,
but apparently had a little bit of a situation.
It was crazy too because my home.
boy shout out the big chief in them they like hey what happened to do no and I'm like
what happened and when they when they were saying it was like I'm just like what the
fuck they send me the picture and shit and I was I was like real concerned and I seen the
group thing and I was just like fuck shout out to our brother do know man so many people
hit me up all the time but hopefully he's all right man yeah they said they made it
sound like it's looking good that's good that's good I hate leaving the the fans
hanging like this but yeah he's they're gonna have to stay in the dark for a while
he can make his his statement you know we're most people we're most
mostly in the dark too so we're pretty close to where you guys are at in terms of in
terms of understanding this we only know a little bit more than what we're saying
right now which is that well I think that's good news that you know it's whatever
you said that it's looking good we might need to hit Duno with the tot and
carry vest so what's going on that the tomorrow show is you and do know now
me do know and T Rail T Rail comes back tomorrow shout to tiny kids we don't know if
house phones gonna come so but he's not like a
He's just a guest.
He's just a guest.
But it's you three.
Yeah.
Cool.
And then, yeah.
It should have been going good too.
Yeah.
I saw the numbers are doing pretty good.
Yeah.
Happy for you.
I thought he was on the other day.
I'm so committed to no jumper as a hall now that there's-
Shut the fuck up.
You should just sleep here.
I don't want to hear this shit.
Please, Housephone.
There's no way.
Toto and carried his shit out of here.
There's no way I would have ever made it to doing this today like a year or two ago.
He definitely wanted to just like that.
Be in this type of pain.
right now. So I'm not going to promise you, but I'm going to get, no, actually I'm going
to promise you. I'm going to give you my word. Do it for Duno. Do we doing it for Duno?
Oh my God. Did that sound bad? No, I'm because he can't. I know, but because he can't make it
tomorrow. Okay. I know. We should all shave our heads for Duna. Oh, my God. You're going to do the
ice bucket challenge for him?
Let's do it. Yeah, the ice fucking challenge.
It's so stupid. You usually do that with somebody that's cancer. What the fuck you go
We should do the horchata challenge for fucking Duno.
What?
Just drink a lot of water.
You don't a horchata on my head.
Why not?
No, do a mechalata.
No, an avocado face mask.
Oh, I love that.
Those are good.
Let's shave right.
Can I bring?
I'm not going to be part of that.
Can I bring one of the Latin X females to the-
Joe Biden said Latin X.
It's official.
I heard that Latinx, they don't like that.
It's official.
You're Latinx now.
Everybody watching this,
if you thought you were Hispanic,
if you thought you were Latino.
or Latino, you're Latinx now.
Sorry.
You know what I don't like?
Why every time when you fill out like a survey or like write something, it says, are you
Hispanic or non-Hispanic?
Like, why do they have just that one race when you filling out paperwork and shit?
Blasey feels very passionate about that.
That's crazy.
Yeah.
Well, no, we don't have an explanation.
No, but he's brought it up.
But isn't that shit weird?
I've seen that a few times.
It's really fucking weird.
I think that they're just trying to keep a close census on like what the
Hispanics are doing and like that shit. That shit is great.
I don't like that shit. I don't like either.
Maybe it's a specific thing where they need
information about what and also
I'm not supposed to say Hispanic now. I mean not that
I give a fun. No, but no you could say Hispanic.
When they ask you what your race is?
The rules are. Yeah, when they ask you what your race is
they have this whole thing and then it says
are you Hispanic or non-Hispanic?
Like that's it. The thing that also doesn't
make sense is they'll have like you said everything
like are you Asian, are you white? Are you this?
And then after that it's like are you
Hispanic? But what if you already put yes, I'm Hispanic?
then you do I'm Hispanic again
I think we should ask Alexandria
Ocasio-Cortez
I love her
Who the fuck is that?
I love her
She's great
She's like
What are she?
What position does she carry?
Oh yeah Congresswoman
Congresswoman
From New York
So talk to us about
How pissed off you are about this
I already don't honestly like
I'd be forgetting
But you know what
When I do go through those things
I'm like what
Does it ever make you want to
put no I'm not Hispanic just to see what they do
no I like you came through with the V-Lone runs chain
hell yeah that's hard no it's Runtz
it's Blasi runs it's Blasi Runts
How are you guys doing together? Give us some insight into this
relationship oh we're doing good
Doing cool we're doing good
We're doing good and cool
We can take out the trail
We'd be living with each other you know
Yeah we live with each other
You just start living with each other
No it's been like a year and a half
Yeah, still fresh.
How you feel about farting?
Oh, she's about to say that farting?
Yeah.
He farts all the time.
We were on my stream the other night.
This is the manosphere, so we fuck with that.
It is.
I hate it.
It's so gross.
In the manisphere?
We're very pro farting.
No, the worst is like we were on stream last week, and he goes, wait, Kim, I have
told him something to tell the stream, wait, and then he farts on my mic.
So, yeah, that was great.
That's like real love.
That means he's super comfortable with you.
But that's how I feel about farting.
and Hispanic options.
Thank you for that, Blasie.
We don't have a sound machine,
so we got to do our own claps.
See, I want the sound machine.
Allegedly we're going to get one.
It's coming.
It's coming.
Tomorrow.
Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick and Morty.
What the fuck is that?
You ain't seen the Soldier Boy viral clip?
I had my cell machine.
You haven't seen the Soldier Boy freestyle.
viral clip. What's that?
Josh, you have to show him this.
Soldier went, was playing Fortnite and made
a freestyle and a whole
fucking song playing
as Rick and Morty on Fortnite. And it's
just going viral like crazy. Yeah, I think he
actually even made it into a real song. He made it to a real song
afterwards. You can be Rick and Morty in Fortnite?
You can be anybody in Fortnite. How can you
be two people in Fortnite? You can be
Batman, you can be... Oh, you mean you can be
Rick Ormore? You can be a different one. He said
you could be too. You can be Batman.
You can be Batman. You could be
Master Chief from Halo.
You can be Wolverine.
Before they're dead?
I thought I thought it was.
They must have paid so much for those licenses.
Are they getting the licenses?
Everybody, everybody is going to them for licensing.
Stranger things.
Like, everybody is in that game.
I could be Dwight Shrew.
Oh, that would be crazy.
It would have to be too realistic looking.
They had Thanos in there.
They had Avocadosoddy in there.
I want to be Moes.
Moes.
A little Mosy?
Man, I don't know what.
what avocado thought he did to get her Instagram deleted initially,
but her story is like pure nudity.
Like I feel like...
Yeah, I've seen it.
I was like...
If she wants to not get his account deleted,
I think she probably needs to chill a little.
I just told his girl that earlier.
How does she get that name?
Probably being a thought that likes avocados?
I thought she like did something with an avocado.
That would be hot.
That would be...
Adam, pays her the idea.
I would cop the only fans if there was any sort of avocado being inserted.
Somebody's already copped the only fans in his office.
If she's pooping out of it,
avocado. That's disgusting. I'm watching. I'm in there. And I'm not watching the soldier
welfare star right now because we're going to get claims. But I don't think so. I feel like y'all
are telling me mad shit today. Like I don't know anything about rap. Like I really feel like
I've been left in the dust. We got you, bro. That's what we're here for. No, okay, but I've had
like a real realization because like, man, I was getting FOMO hard this weekend from just like realizing
like FOMO. Fear missing out. Oh, like damn it. Everybody's having fun. He doesn't because he's at every
I'm so loose to not going out, that I'm just, I don't know, I got to just get back into that group.
And we keep making plans.
Wednesday are supposed to go out.
He's like, I can't go out Wednesday.
I have an important thing I have to do, though.
That's different.
Fair enough.
Can we wait until I get drink again?
Because I can't drink right now.
Yeah, he might not be as fun.
I didn't even see you drink.
That's what I'm saying.
I want to get drunk with y'all.
I want to see you drinking and I do cook.
Are you guys?
I will.
Are you guys angry drunk now?
We're going to get old school drunk.
I don't believe it.
Are you angry drunk?
No, because some people,
the liquor turned them to a monster.
I'm a goofy, funny.
I might just start telling you how much I love you
and how much I appreciate you. That's what I do, bro.
You're not an angry drunk?
No, I'm going to see it.
I'm an emotional drunk.
Really?
I'm like, I love you, man.
I've got to see you on your story doing that, actually.
Yeah, there's a million pictures of me
hugging, just hugging somebody.
Like kissing, kissing Adam on the cheek, like
in a young boy and baby Joe?
Never did that.
He would never let that fucking go away.
If I kissed him on the cheek, it's not happening.
Yeah, Vell keeps posting a picture of you.
you in your underwear and him and I'm like
this is like the fifth time I've seen him on the cheek
with underwear on
you didn't see that picture on Vell's Instagram
just me and my underwear standing next to him
it's not it's been like the fifth time
it seems like every fucking five days somebody
sends me the picture of house full
what's sucking that dick
suck of the dick salt taker
yeah not my fault
it's her and little thug babies
and Blassie's fault they all set me up for that
I'm trying to get a video of you with an actual dick
in your mouth not a fake one
Oh it's hot. It's not no I realize that the dentist yesterday that I couldn't possibly do that because they kept putting the little suction thing in my mouth and I kept choking
So I couldn't give top even if I wanted why do you think that that suction thing is like a dick. It's really not even close to the same size
I have like gag I have really bad yeah gag reflex
So I couldn't I couldn't possibly do that do you have any friends that I should go to the club with on Wednesday since you can't make it
Yeah, do you want to go?
I'll just fill in for AD.
If anything, I'll take you to the dinner, like the fly-ass dinner.
You know what I'm saying?
What's that?
The dinner before the club?
Yeah, like the fly-ass dinner before the-dinner.
I don't want to go to the dinner.
I want to be standing on the couch.
You can stand on their couch at dinner.
And no boo-send on the house.
I want to go to the club with Draco.
You want to go club with Drake?
I feel like no matter how antisocial I am, he's worse.
No, he was having a good time.
He's like really friendly.
Yeah, he was kind of changing, huh?
Yeah, he was having a good time.
He's not as dark as he was.
The thing is, he just don't.
He like me, bro.
Just don't bother us.
And we're going to be the coolest niggas in the world.
I felt with that energy.
We don't bother nobody.
I don't see Draco bothering people.
You don't say enough attention, man.
He bothers.
No, I'm just saying, if somebody is saying, hey, fuck you.
I got a problem with you and you defending yourself.
That's difference.
Right.
Like, I don't see him waking up in the morning.
Just like being angry.
Yeah, I don't wake up in the morning and mad at nobody.
Because what's the point?
Yeah.
I think that
Living that life
Having that edge
Fuck it
FOMO life
I'm angry
You like that
You're gonna keep using it
He's never gonna have
FOMO
He's always there
I got FOMO so bad
He's there
You definitely are gonna have
You have FOMO sometimes
I see people doing some shit
That you didn't do
How do you have FOMO
He's literally everywhere
What did you do for a BT weekend
I'm sure you did a lot
I did a lot
I didn't even know
What was going on
Me too
I had no idea
All of all of
Why is everybody out
Black
entertainment.
Right.
I don't expect you to.
But I saw Jack Harlow flirting with sweetie,
so I know that there were at least some white people on the top news.
I know him just giving her a little look.
Like everywhere.
Wow, what a shocker.
No, I think I'm better at the actual event.
Nah.
I don't hate it.
I'm sorry.
Don't do,
don't fuck up no tickets for me next year.
But this is the thing.
I've been to BT Awards a couple of times.
And while I was at the BT Awards,
some of the craziest parties I heard about was there.
So I have bad fomo.
watching awards during while you are watching the awards like at the awards and stuff too
oh it was happening during the ceremony thing i just hate the process of like making plans to party
yeah what do you guys think you're doing when you are trying to plan to go out that's why i'm
trying to rely on him so i don't really have to get too in the weeds i can just be like all right
you tell me i'll meet up we do that that time boom we're in there but see i can't just call you
and say pull up you ain't gonna do that yeah yeah so you are you have to pull yeah you're
You got to tell me in advance, but I'm not trying to be the one, like,
negotiating the table with some fucking scheme.
No, but I don't know.
I don't know in advance.
And like, like, shout out to the homie, Jermaine.
He'll, he'll call me, say, hey, we got this tonight.
You want to get the table?
We'll be like, all right, let's go.
We need, we got an hour, two hours to get dressed.
And they can everybody go get cracking.
I can be spur of the moment to do stuff like that.
My bitch, with the baby.
Very different situation.
And ladies with makeup.
You got to give them.
Yeah.
You got to give them at least five, six hours to get, you know what I mean?
Because we all know,
They look exactly the same with their makeup done by themselves or their makeup done by like a professional makeup.
Okay, yeah, you're right.
But for the most part, like, once you're in a dark club, it doesn't fucking matter.
But like, I know she's convinced that she needs to not do her own makeup, even though it looks 95% the same.
No, it don't.
You don't think.
Hell no.
Damn.
So that's your turn on, your kink?
You like a girl with a nice fresh face?
I mean, no, that's not the thing.
The thing is, is like, bro, honestly, when you get too drunk anyway, you're going to be like, you are Beyonce.
Everybody's Beyonce.
Right.
What's Beyonce?
It's all about you, baby.
That's right.
Fuck.
My fiance,
my fiance.
I'm loving the bucket.
Yeah, it's kind of swat.
I'm in love with the bucket.
Making fun of that song
is so lame because it's so
done to death.
Yeah.
It's just like the easiest to parrot song ever.
You could just say I switch out any word.
Any word.
I'm in love with Cam Gill.
What was I just listening?
I was just listening to something
and they were like, O.T., I'm in love with the Coco or some shit.
I feel like that's like, I'm overreused as, but.
You know, you know, it's crazy.
Post Malone said that shit in the fucking.
That's what I was listening to.
That's what I was listening to.
It was White Iverson.
I'm with some white girls and they're living in the cocoa.
I don't think Post Malone would be it.
Where is that right now if he had filed a lawsuit against O.T.
No.
No, but that's the thing.
Like, I never forget.
When I first heard of Post Malone, I think I seen him perform at South by Southwest.
And I heard him say,
the line in the song and I told Jen
I was like hey this nigga this white
nigga hard he said your name in the song
you feel me it was him and then I think it was NAF
and then like posters start blowing
the fuck up after that shit was crazy
I'm trying to holler at NAV
where's that interview NAF? Yeah pop-up NAF
I thought you had beat on that's an academic
ceremony
No academics had beef with NAV yeah no no that was weird
He was brought down with that guy
Were you? I was talking I was talking academics for a while
Cool guy on me
A little chat talk
A little chat
A little chit-chat.
Yeah, cool nigga, man.
He's already gone, I'm assuming.
He was out here for a couple days.
Yeah.
You were with him at the versus?
No.
I'm surprised you weren't there, honestly.
I know.
But at the versus, I was in Arizona.
What were you doing?
That's what I did in Saturday.
I just went out there.
What for?
Jen, Jen had a show.
I was going to, I was going to do some shit out there.
Who?
Jen, O.T.
Jen?
That's what I call him.
Jim.
That was crazy.
That's his name.
Jin?
Genesis?
Oh, like Genesis?
Yeah.
Like Jen.
Oh, Jen.
No, you're not like I'm saying Jan?
Jen.
Or like an Asian guy named Jin?
I thought you were saying gin at first.
I'm like, I don't think you know Jen.
Well, MCJJune.
It's not well enough to go to his show.
Oh, you're talking about the rapper Jin?
Yeah, the Asian dude.
That nigga used to be hard.
I met him at an Andrew Yang rally.
Oh, that's.
He wasn't there.
On God, he was.
He was a big Andrew Yang guy.
Oh, I love that.
Which now the Andrew Yang got destroyed in the NYC mayoral race.
I don't feel like the Andrew Yang
brand as strong as it once was he should have been president he won't give it by a G a month
yeah he won't gonna do that in New York though anyway um tooth party that's really all I have to
say about my weekend tooth party yeah what was this what is this about it's an Armenian thing they
have a tooth party when the baby when your kid gets their tooth but my kid got a teeth
super fucking early that's rich nigger shit right there you feel me that's rich people stuff I know
my girl told me that how much she spent on the party and then they'd be like oh yeah she get a push
gift and I'm like nigger in young black communities we don't get these women don't get no push
gifts and then these two parties if you give her when she's actually giving birth he basically
like while she's in the hospital they'll buy cars and stuff oh car yes I've heard oh no
would you get her for a push gift did I get her anything I don't know some penis
oh the pain so you don't even know what she no I just couldn't I remember getting in
the tell the assistants I wouldn't
Every holiday.
Tell you if that was like a birthday present or an anniversary present or apparently it was a push present.
Josh knows.
The more money you get, the more people expect all these holidays to get shit.
I know.
And guess what?
On Father's Day, we don't get shit.
We barely get any recognition.
Actually, you know what I got?
This mug.
That is fair.
That present sucks.
You want a car.
Your one awesome dad.
I think it's quite cute.
Love Parker and Tony.
But did you get anything else?
No, it was just this mug.
I got this mug.
Would you get a month for Mother's Day?
Wait, yeah, what did you get her for Mother's Day?
I would love for the standard for our gift giving to be like a mug, like a $10 item.
But what did you get her for Mother's Day?
When was Mother's Day?
Didn't you propose Mother's Day or something?
It was a month before Father's Day.
That was her birthday weekend.
Okay, Mother's Day, you got her something for Mother's Day.
I'm sure I did.
It wasn't no goddamn look.
It might have been like a ring or something.
I'm trying to remember now because I do feel like I got her something relatively recently.
But I don't know when,
Mother's Day is so I'm like kind of shoot I think the other's day may yeah it's the month
before father's when was May like I got it way I definitely got her something though um
did you even know if you did or not you don't sound like you know if you did or no no no
now I remember because we just put that vlog out where I got her the fucking picture of the kids
hands on the but it was it was a cute gift I didn't ball out or whatever I you got to we have that
on is that we don't do like the crazy
expensive gifts most of the time.
Like a cute mug? Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, it's the same level. It's not like a car
versus a mug. If you get something that costs less
than $100 but it's very thoughtful,
I feel like that is the equivalent
of getting them a $5,000 bag at the Louis store. You know, it's like
you could do something thoughtless that's expensive
or you could do something thoughtful that is cheap.
No, no, that's real because my baby mama one time. She got me
a pillow
and my grandma when I was like a little kid and shit like that.
So that was like the best gift.
Aw, that's so sweet.
Yeah, I don't want.
But do I want no fucking mug.
I don't want anyone giving me anything expensive.
Like, that would make me feel horrible to think about them
like spending a bunch of money on something.
Why?
Yeah, I was going to say, I like expensive kids.
Please spend all your money on me.
But there's, no matter how hard I think about it,
I would not be able to think of something that I would want.
So every gift that everyone is going to give me,
I'm not going to have any use for.
Okay, but you're like not materialistic and some people are.
Like, there's nothing that, like, my girl could never.
buy me something that I would really
care about.
Never?
That's like, that's horrible to say.
That's like, that's so hard
to give you a present.
I think you like stuff.
You just don't like saying that you like something.
I don't own anything.
I feel like if she got you like a cool
like on no jumper bike or something
like you'd be like oh that's so sweet.
Yeah, but that's cheap and thoughtful.
What about getting a dinner out of your car?
That would be so amazing.
Or like a fucking like Dunder Mifflin t-shirt
or some shit like that.
Oh, that would be sweet.
Yeah.
No, somebody did.
They got me like a Dunderman Mifflin grinder.
I noticed I saw it in my drawer there.
I got some Game of Thrones Monopoly.
And then when the fucking last season came out,
I fucking threw that shit out the fucking window.
You were not mad about it?
I was pissed, bro.
I thought that was the best show ever and they fucked it up.
I don't know if I could ever really care that much about how it was shot.
Oh, I was mad about that and Dexter.
Okay.
But they got a chance to come back.
The office was my favorite show of all time.
The last couple seasons are fucking awful.
I barely watched them.
The last season, whatever.
Bro, the ending, that shit was when Dwight got married.
That shit was like, that shit hit me right there.
Yeah, it was emotional.
You like those later seasons?
Oh, I can't remember.
Yeah, me either.
I don't like the old.
Yeah, after of Steve Carrell left.
The last season of Scrubs.
Stephen Crowell?
When they try to bring it back.
Steve Crowell?
Stephen Crowder.
Stop.
You know Stephen Crowder?
Who is good?
You should watch it.
It's funny.
We're going to, we'll explain one day.
One day.
But the office, there's one of my favorite shows, too.
Even though I only seen the last year.
Right.
Wait, what?
I only I seen the office for the first time last year
You watched the whole thing
I binge watched it I loved it
Jesus Christ I love that man
Are you okay
I'm like does he usually not talk
He's our fucking fried friend right now
He can't and we can't even blame it on fucking smoking weed
Because he can't smoke weed right now
You know what you should do?
No you can tear the strips into little more strips
And you just swallow the shit
Let it melt on the back of your time post
You could jam it into a guy's urethra
and then just let him blast that load
I was still brackly down your throat.
I was thinking about breaking down weed, putting it in my asshole, and then sparking it.
What the fuck is wrong?
What about a piece of gum and you put it on your butt hole and then you blow bubbles with it?
Ew.
No, I'm just talking about.
You probably say some shit like that before.
It was on Dave.
I haven't seen that one yet.
Oh, you haven't seen the new episodes?
I've seen the first two.
I heard it sucks.
I'm boycotting because you're not on it.
Yeah, me too.
I'm boycotting.
I saw a couple of the episodes.
Like the first, second episode, we're funny and stuff.
And then I get to the third episode.
And listen, it is like intentionally so gay and weird between him and Benny Blanco.
You would love that.
No.
I'm telling you, I'm sitting there feeling weird and like uneasy and just like, oh, like weirded out because it's so gross.
They're putting peanut butter on each other's asses and they're laying on top of each other, just cuddling.
And they keep calling each other Chuck.
And it's just, it's not funny.
It's, but then, but the whole point of it, and I'm really.
the episode for you is that then they go
around Gata, they go around their black friends
and Dickie wants to code
switch and suddenly act normal around
Gata, but Benny Blanco keeps doing
all the such shit and Gata's
just like, oh, like, you can't
handle like all this weird shit.
Not in like a homophobic way, I was in like, why are you guys
doing this? And then like, I saw
a bunch of other people reviewing that episode
just saying, like, that episode was terrible.
And I'm like, okay, I'm glad it wasn't
just me because I got what they were going for
but it just, it was my
the least favorite episode I've ever seen in the show.
Yeah, people were saying that it wasn't as good
as the first season. It's because AD wasn't
on there. That makes sense.
Hey, I feel like the no Jover fans, they like boycott
everything for me now, which I love.
But shout out to Lil Dicky, thank you to him because I'm getting
more movie roles and acting roles because
of just that opportunity. So, I really appreciate him.
Shout out to Cah.
Shout out to Cah.
Shout out to Cah.
Okay, should we get in some of these topics?
Is there any topics?
Let's go.
Well, this is what is written down in terms of B.T.
A.D. Reed?
That's what I thought I said it, too.
No.
The first two letters of your name is an ad.
Are the beginning.
They also stands for advertisement.
Or Adam 22.
I never heard of them.
Wow.
I'm right here.
Might go the porn route.
Okay.
Coiler and Pressa out here,
Stunton.
At the BT Awards.
Is that really news?
I know, really?
kiss of fuck. That's what going on for like two weeks.
No, I think they're more
talking about like their outfits and how they looked.
We already talked about Lowe and I was X kissing
the male dancer. Really?
Well, on the news. And people thought
I thought I was going to be just crazy homophobic
and shit. Yeah, why do I think that about
AD? Because you would just...
80's a LGBTQA
ally. We did the review
of the songs with you and CMA
and you both closed the computer. Because I don't want to see
no men twerking, but I don't have a problem
with that's what they want to do. But you'll jack off
watching Lil Nowes X make out with his backup dance.
No, I would not do that.
If that's what he wants to do, hey, it is.
See, my whole thing of it is, too, is that people making a big deal about it.
It's, okay, if you're pushing love, period, love, period.
Like, you know what I'm saying?
Like, Madonna will sit there and kiss a girl on the mouth.
Or kiss Drake on the mouth.
Yeah.
But no one will say nothing about that.
If that's what he wants to do and the BET wants that to be shown, then that's what it is.
What if I were to make out with a man on this podcast?
I mean, that's, that's, that's you.
I'm not going to treat you any different.
You wouldn't?
No.
I feel like you'd treat me a little different.
No, because I already think you're gay anyway.
So it wouldn't be, it wouldn't be that too far fetch to sit there and.
God damn it.
God damn.
How do you feel about the reaction to the CMAC episode that we did together?
CMAC has been calling me and texting me every day since then.
Shout out to A.D.
You a good man.
Bro.
i had so much of a good time in that interview it was so fun right he wants you to be his mentor i feel like
yeah but you know you could take him under your wing and really uh turn him into a but ad has people
associated with him and i now that hate that we have anything to do with seaman and and and as they should
that's different bro like that that gang shit that hood shit is a way different story there's some
niggas that if you interview them i know the business of it so i'm not going to get offense to it
but i will feel a certain type of way i want to know who these people are no you don't know them they're not
They're not famous. They're not like rappers and nothing like that.
You guys know what I'm talking about?
Please don't say it.
No, no, no, no.
But one of the biggest rappers in the world hit me up to tell me how much they like CMAX.
For real?
You've seen it in the group chat.
Yeah, he did.
He put in a group chat earlier today, remember?
That was yesterday.
Drake?
No.
Basically.
Yeah.
I was astounded.
I just like could not.
The last person on earth, and I would not even want to reveal it because it's like too weird for the world to know.
They're not ready for it.
Bro, also, you know what?
The music review videos that we've been doing,
we have number three coming out soon.
We have a playlist on YouTube.com
slash no jumper as well.
If you want to see them all in order.
I want to be on the third one?
What happened?
I think you are.
He reacted to him too, right?
Yeah.
But, bro, we have Hobson on it,
and Hobson is reviewing people's, like,
bars.
That's funny.
Bro, he's so much better at it than us.
Was I in on his shit?
A little bit.
But, yo, Hobson starts, like, picking apart.
Like, what's she rhymes?
Serious and delirious.
He's like,
Listen, listen, you just starts like really going in on them about like the words that they're arriving together and how obvious it is.
And I'm like, that's a useful perspective, bro.
I can't do that.
Yeah, she could.
Should I take this hat off a while ago?
No, no, no.
No, I like it.
Somebody get, Adam with Curious George.
Make the mean, please.
Delirious George.
Pass fire.
Bye, curious, George.
Can I drink this no jumper water or no?
Of course.
Okay, I'm thirsty.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, thank you.
Oh, yeah.
Wet water in the wall.
It's not like we're even selling our water.
It's not like it's a competitive.
Not yet.
Not yet.
Maybe one day.
You ain't had a happy dad yet?
That's the Nug Boys Seltzer.
Oh, that's what it's called.
The happy dad.
I like the hat better, the yellow one.
That's yeah, that's all you.
Hopefully I'll get lice.
Hopefully I don't get lice.
Oh, look at you gather.
Now you look like Curious George's dude.
His dude.
Whatever.
It's not his dad.
I was going to go on his dad, but it can't be his dad.
What is a dad.
George was dating the dude.
You don't know that.
That's something that they were doing like
that's a Nambler shit.
Nambla.
Nambla.
That's a Nambla shit.
Only way I know about Nambla is through South Park.
Everybody said, I saw a comment say that.
Ad will always mention a South Park episode.
I don't even know what Nambla is.
North American Man Boy Love Association.
Yeah.
Men who love little boys basically.
That's crazy.
I don't think I like that.
It's like a group that a bunch of people.
like fucking pedophile dudes started
to try to normalize them sleeping
with young boys. This is a joke
right? No. Wait what?
This is a series. Well to be fair. In South Park
or in real life? No, it's in real life. I don't
know how big a thing it really
is in reality, but I'm pretty sure that
there's, God, I wonder if there's like an office.
If it's an office, I'm throwing a grenade in there. Because who would rent
an office to them? Like, doesn't it just seem like
another namblin nigga? Yeah. Maybe it's just like a Reddit
and like they just like kind of saw.
I can like email each other back and forth maybe.
If I catch into you namble, niggas, I'm gonna fuck y'all.
I don't know a fuck.
You should make a shirt.
You're a fucking nambler.
Yo, y'all can't make me laugh at all, you all, you gotta relax.
I'm a gambler.
I don't fuck with nambler.
If Hopson was here.
Pulled up and some wranglers.
You blew and no.
Fuck that one over.
I'm gonna ask Hopson if I can rhyme nambla and wranglers.
No, the other one was better.
What'd you say?
I'm a gambler.
I'm a gambler.
I'm a gambler.
Namboa.
Pamela.
Stamina.
I saw him in the studio,
so now I like him,
I feel like I'm like a little bit more
like clued into how he thinks about rapping.
You write shit or are you just punching?
Nah,
just go in that motherfucker.
You don't have a couple of rooms.
But I'd be like read,
I read the room.
So I'm like,
I'm one of the people like,
if we're talking about something,
I wanted to be witty.
And when the motherfuckers here,
they were like,
oh shit,
we just talked about that.
We were dying.
He's my socks off.
He's wrapping him up.
Pokemon Go and shit.
Because I'm sitting there playing Pokemon Go
because this shit was right on top of a Poked stop.
And then he just starts rapping about fucking
I might Pokemon go to the hood.
Hey, shout out.
You have to listen to B of B album too.
Because he has Zach Fox on there, bro.
And this nigga said he got a fucking,
he got a gay homie.
They got a gun in his booty shirt.
I want to know how Trebs' vlog is going right now.
Oh, my God.
We got to find out.
I want to see Coila Ray like six.
sitting on fucking BFB's shoulders and shit.
That would be cool.
I don't think press it would like that.
I think press a coppedic, a coil array feature,
and then just turned it into a love affair.
That's great. That's fire.
I would do.
You think she refunded them on the feature after?
Mm-mm.
No.
Here's your 20 racks back, buddy.
She can get them up.
Well, we don't know that.
We don't know that.
We don't know that.
Yet.
Well, they also don't have a baby together.
I wonder if they're like gonna,
like, I wonder if I were to ask,
see, that's the interview question.
If I got an interview Presser right now, I would just be like, how much you prepare for that feature?
And, like, he just turned it in.
If that is how that happened, I mean, he really made the most out of it.
Like, you know, I mean, I'm not sure if you paid anyone for a feature ever,
but you pay someone for a feature, they meet you, you vibe out in the studio,
and maybe you become friends.
That's what people are going for half the time when they cop a feature.
I got homies like that.
Press it didn't know he was going to get a love affair that would realistically kind of blow him up.
Maybe that's why he bought the feature.
I know she gonna like me
I'm gonna cop this feature
I wish I could do a press an impersonation
my voice wasn't go like that
I'm gonna know me too
I just interviewed Harry Jousy
who that you're so weird
you know what that is
yeah it's such a girl like thing
he was like
you ever see this show on Netflix
too hot to handle
it's a show
they definitely would not watch that show
it's just a show about like super hot
people hanging out
like all the girls are bad as fuck
all the dudes are fucking crazy muscle heads
he was on it he's not like the crazy muscle head one but he like won the show
and like scored the hottest chick on the show can't grow dog is always high
he's just sleeping dude be faded bro hey i'm gonna need to go y'all
don't leave you should if you're gonna sleepify this fucking stream you need to go bang a bang
and you know it's crazy all the fucking ketamine and drugs and you and you're gonna
take you out we need to have him a tooth party no but you would think that he has something in his
special drawer that
like ease all the pain.
Yeah.
I left that at home on accident.
Why would you do that?
Part of being a drug addict though is that
you don't like keep stores
of drugs.
You just do the drugs when you get them and that's it.
That makes sense.
There's not like, you don't have like a special ketamine
department?
Hell no.
A drawer.
And like the, if you have this,
you can put someone's ketamine in here.
There's a punk band.
Wait, the ketamine thing is still a thing.
You're still a ketamine?
We just keep saying it.
But there's a punk band called Leftover Crack.
I don't like this.
I don't like that at all.
But that's a funny.
band name, right? Because it's not funny.
Why is it not funny? It's racist, Adam.
How is it racist? What the fuck? Because
predominantly black people
do crack. Just because a lot of black people have done
crack in the past doesn't mean that it's a specifically
black thing. But either way, the
reason the band name is funny is because there would never
be anything. There would never be left over
crack, right? Exactly.
You just keep doing it. Right, you're right.
That's why it's funny. But I appreciate
you guys trying to racialize everything.
Crack, re-racializing. He would call
his band leftover Coke. Crack has
history but the thing is
I don't think left over crap we're thinking about that you never seen
a crack documentary with predominantly white
people in there. Hell yeah.
You just seen black people. You see
fucking what's the one from from Lowell?
I wish I could remember
but either way it's from law. I grew up
around a lot of white drug addicts and I
want you to respect it. Miff hands.
I was this hat look by the way. How would look?
I like the yellow one better. It's a great
looking at. This nigga Adam said I
fucked the bitch who never brushed her teeth before. That was
crazy you no you no I did she was a model too
yeah how does she a model I know they told her brush her teeth
maybe she's not smiling maybe she was better with her
mouth fucking clothes all the whole time she was an alcoholic did you kiss her
oh yeah that's hot did you know cavities can transfer maybe that's how you got
they say that but is that true it's true from person to person
I've heard that yeah how because it's all in like your saliva and you're
you're swapping saliva
Man, my whole life
I've been telling me
that I need to brush more gently
because I'm pushing my fucking gums down
and that I need to floss more and I just
Flossing is a big deal.
That's one thing when you get your teeth up done
you have to floss.
It feels so terrible
like in the mornings like even
some days bro like yesterday.
I didn't even think you had space between those
you guys stay in.
But bro like yesterday
maybe like 6 p.m. I'm like
I got to brush my teeth.
because it just like it don't feel natural
and you have to like floss
or it's not gonna feel good
ugh
did you was yours like big
and then they kind of went down
what you mean when I got them done
yeah when you first get them done you know how they have to like
when I first got them done I told them
I want my shit to be just like my regular teeth
so yeah I if I didn't specify
yeah because I got a couple
homies that went and do you only see three teeth
in their mouth when they smile
I really think that the rappers who just
get all their teeth taken out and replaced with gold teeth are like the craziest fuckers on earth
they don't get them taken out they just put the they put the cap over the caps permanently wait so
they grind the whole tooth down and then put the gold over it yeah basically yeah but isn't it's
like the craziest thing you ever heard it's the same thing same year same shit but it's made of gold
yeah it's literally the same thing people do people do a diamonds like it is the same as veneers i
never thought of it that way it's exactly i really kind of thought they were taking the whole tooth out
and just plugging the tooth with gold which i really think about it that's
That's stupid.
That's stupid as hell.
But why is that stupid?
That's like an implant gold in your mouth.
Yeah, it's the same thing as getting in the veneers.
It's just with gold and darkness.
Yeah.
All right.
You know?
It just freaks me out.
Yeah, it freaks me out.
It's so committed.
Because you've seen the pictures with like them out, right?
And they look like a little baby shark teeth.
Baby shark did.
Did you guys see the video clip of the girls lined up coming home from like the Dominican Republic or some shit?
And they all have the same.
the same ass surgery.
Hey, they all was in the wheelchairs.
Bro.
That sounds amazing.
That fucked me up.
Like, how is this a real world
that we live in
in which every woman is doing
the same exact thing to their butt?
Hey, and, you know, go to DR.
The economy probably booming from that shit.
Hell yeah.
Super.
Yeah, there's like three doctors
who got hell of money
and everybody else is fucked.
But hey,
how do you feel about that?
The BBL world
is just taking over.
It's a BBL world
and we're just living in it.
Mm-hmm.
I'm loving.
House phone was done.
He's,
mm-hmm.
No, I said, I'm loving it.
When I was single,
I think I had just started to see fake asses,
and I don't think I had really, like,
dealt with one myself at that point,
or, like, definitely a girl could have a fake ass,
and I wouldn't know, whereas now I'm, like, on mega-high alert.
You go to Miami, they're everywhere.
You go to Riley Reed's wedding,
you see, I saw a couple of porn stars
who had their, like, COVID booties.
Like, oh, you were off the scene for a little while.
You got a little booty tacked on there.
Okay.
It's kind of hot.
Super hot. I'm down.
It's kind of hot. Especially the strip clubs in Miami. It was crazy.
Oh my God. I saw this basketball ass on the club there that I just like my girl like she just knew I was staring at the whole time.
You kind of have to at this point at some point.
But you could just tell them like, baby, I don't like that. That's she looks stupid as fuck.
Look like a basketball in there.
And then you can't take your eyes off of it.
What about the story that I told you about what Eliza put me on the phone with?
another person and what she said.
We're not talking about that.
We're definitely not talking about that, but
oh, no.
There's the wild shit on there, man.
It's the most absurd story
I've ever heard.
And no jumper.
Ever.
Told to me with such sincerity
that I almost believe it.
I don't believe that.
We will point back to this moment one day
if that story ever comes out in the news.
The one about his from me?
No, no, no, bro.
This, was that on camera?
This, this story.
is like ridiculous.
It has to do with no jumper?
I'm just going to leave it, just leave alone.
Okay.
Because if this can happen, everyone's in danger.
You guys are the worst.
This is a horrible story.
You guys can't be like,
oh my God,
I have a crazy story,
but I can't tell anyone.
Normally, I agree,
but I just wanted to bookmark this right now
just so that I can say,
down the road,
if this ever happens,
I can say, look, I know.
Can you tell us off air?
I will tell us off air.
Okay, because I'm like,
what is going on?
Because it's so crazy that I don't feel
bad about spreading this rumor to people
because it's like, you know, to
friends, because it's like, okay, well
if you sit on air, it'd be like ridiculous.
I love that she didn't actually put the Benzino tweets
unfortunately, because I really wanted to read out
the crazy shit that he was saying. I was trying to find them.
I couldn't find them. He like deleted them
or some shit. A niggas should never disses
his daughter. I don't go to fuck what you're talking about. He must have deleted
them or something by that. Yeah, his tweets, there's only
like one from last month.
He made fun of his own daughter for not
winning best new artist. That's great.
That is lame as fuck.
That is lame.
Do you remember like the verbiage?
I could look it up right now.
Josh, can you bring up the article about
that's just like a.k.a. Roland Ray.
And what he said.
A.K.a. No Nick.
That's what he goes by now.
He tried to switch it out.
I don't know why he's beefing with the city girls too,
but I thought with him on that.
That's cool.
But why do you eat the city girls?
He was funny and love and hip-hop, though.
I never seen that.
I got to watch too hot to handle when I got home.
But either way.
You're such a weird.
Yo, bro, how do you disdice your daughter and say that, that, you know, like, dis her for not winning an award?
Like, you know, when I think about my kid, it's like, I'm trying to, like, mentally prepare her to try to do great things, but also not care if she gets a reward or an award.
That's when clout is too much, because it's like, come on, girl, this is your daughter, bro.
Do you need clout that bad, my nigga, that you're going to go against your own kid?
no matter if your daughter said you was
their worst dad in fucking history of
all dads you don't go against
your offspring bro that's week
I think I was on Vlad and
something about Benzino came up and he said
like why don't you go along with him or why do you
say something about him and I was like I just think he seems
like a bad person
which seemed like kind of like I almost
felt bad as I said it because I'm like damn that's like
it's got fucked up sounding
but like then I read about him this is his daughter
not winning the awards show I'm like okay
that really confirms what I previously
thought. That shit is crazy.
Kind of like the opposite of what a father should do.
Right.
But I mean,
I would never dismal a kid, bro.
But if your kid gets to the point where she is
your ops, where she's coming
at you. Why are they, I tried looking
up, like, what are they beefing about? You're supposed to love
your children unconditionally.
So even if, you're fucking spawn.
You know what I'm saying? Then if you,
if you go against that,
my nigga, then you don't got no loyalty
to nobody in my eyes. I'm not sure
exactly the timeline of them not getting along.
But even like, if you watch your early
interviews if you even watch the interview that I did with her and stuff like she talks about him
she acts like it's all cool like her childhood whatever but then when it actually really comes out like
they start beefing and shit she basically says that he was a terrible dad he wasn't around it's yada yada
and i mean i don't even know if she's gone into that much detail about it but it basically just
you know she makes her childhood sound like hell and he resents that characterization and i mean just
knowing benzino like knowing of benzino it's like you know that he's trying to over
step in his involvement
with her career at this moment.
That is a guarantee
from me having paid attention to him in the public eye.
Michael Jackson's dad is known
for beating the dog shit out of his kids.
They didn't make movies about this shit.
Documentaries. You ain't never seen this
nigger say, fuck Michael or fuck
his kids or anything like that.
You know what I mean?
Like, you post a...
Like I said, unconditionally,
you're supposed to have your kids back.
Whether at some... I didn't got to my dad
a bunch of times and shit. Like, you feel me?
where I'm like, fuck her.
You fought?
No, not fought, but I'm just like, you know,
sometimes I publicly say, oh, fuck my dad and shit like that.
You said it?
You want on Instagram and said it?
Bro, but I shouldn't have did that, though.
You feel me?
But even though, even then my dad was like,
I love you, son.
You may be mad at me right now,
but you know what I'm saying?
I'm always going to be here for you.
Because you're the dad.
Like, you're supposed to do that.
You're supposed to do that.
But also it's weird because, like,
less than 1% of your followers know who your dad is.
True.
So it's like, dis and him like,
no matter how into it with my dad I was,
why would I tweet it?
Almost nobody who's going to be reading this
is going to know who my dad is.
True.
But that's just me.
I wonder who spoke out first.
Yeah, they had a whole back and forth publicly on Twitter.
That's fucking so weird.
It was a whole thing.
It's kind of sad.
It's very sad.
But yo, let's read out the Coralry tweets
about her body
being shamed.
So she tweeted out,
my body is always trending.
I don't understand.
Then later, she asked if there was a
certain way she was supposed to look and wondered if it was against some sort of religious
practice to be thin. She also hoped that she hopes all y'all mothers got beach bodies.
Which to me, I always thought a beach body was a good thing. She basically saying,
don't talk shit about me if you're fucking moms is fat as fuck, basically. Right. Yeah. It's weird
seeing her. Beach body is a good thing. Yeah, right? Like, I want a beach body. I want to look good on the
beach. Yeah. Okay. She's saying don't talk shit unless your mom has a nice ass body too, a nice beach body.
my mom does not have a beach body at all.
Stop talking about people.
I'm not going to say it.
But it's weird how people feel like they have to defend fat people,
but then somehow the skinny-ass girl just gets this ridiculous amount of hate.
Because the push in right now is fake bodies and stuff like that.
And so she's having a good time embracing herself.
She's twerking.
She's doing all that shit.
And she's not looking like everybody else.
They're going to talk shit about her.
But it makes me respect her way more that she's loving her.
She's having fun.
You know what I'm saying?
Doing what the fuck she's doing
And she's not trying to change herself.
More women need to be like that.
I think she looks great.
If I was her,
I wouldn't comment on it though
because you showing them
that it's bothering you is going to make them
See, I'm assuming it was like a viral
ass tweet if I had to guess.
It's the one with her and pressa
like in the red carpet.
And what people say?
Just that her body looks like
fucking kid boo.
Not that rapper.
Not the rapper, kid boo.
He's on Dragon Ball.
Like just.
Never seen it.
Just stupid shit like that.
Yeah.
I never seen it.
He never seen Dragon Balls?
He said she looked like all types of shit.
What the fuck have you seen ever?
I watched one episode of Pokemon cartoon.
He watched...
Like, Pokemon cartoons were good.
He just watched like the movie kids on repeat his whole life.
No, I just watched the Pelican Brief.
What is that?
What the fuck is that?
Benzo Washington's in it.
Oh, I like him.
I like every movie he's in.
I didn't finish the last 40 minutes.
Also, I was going to watch Training Day, but then...
You never seen Train a Day?
I don't think so.
What?
I'm trying to get in the zone, bro.
That's, I'm trying to learn things.
That is like mandatory, bro.
No, that's not additive list.
That need to be top of the list.
There are so many movies I've never seen,
starting with Star Wars.
I mean, I'd rather you watch Training Day to Star Wars.
Yeah, facts, me too.
That's just like Ben Zio killed that.
I don't even know anything about it.
I don't even know what I'm getting into.
I'm going in blind on Training Day.
Oh, you're going to love it.
Watch like Mike and then interview Bow Wow next week.
Probably not.
That's the worst idea ever.
Why?
Just having
Like Mike
You're asking a bunch of questions
about like Mike.
Just only ask questions about that.
So how was it dunking on
fucking Morris Chestner?
I mean,
you're giving me a hard time
about like ignoring his DM in 2018,
but it's like,
I just didn't know.
I like,
I mean,
what am I going to ask you when I don't know
anything about you?
Unpopular opinion.
I could learn,
but.
Unpopular opinion.
Bow Wow is a hip-hop legend.
If you were...
That's not unpopular opinion?
No,
I'm just saying,
And people like making fun of Cud and shit like that.
He's reminding people after that verse is that he's a fucking legend.
He's a fucking legend.
Bro, like, as far as metrics-wise, numbers,
everything that hip-hop superstar had,
he then did that shit three, four times over.
Guerrilla Black, too.
No.
What?
What?
You can't compare Gorilla Black and Black and Bow.
I can't?
No.
Well, fuck you.
Hey, I gotta go, y'all.
I'm sorry.
Are you really leaving?
Okay.
Yeah, I gotta go to take this medicine.
I left it at home.
Bye, I love you guys.
I'll see you guys next week.
Much love.
Actually, and Yuri, I already told me
he didn't want to do the stream after
because he was sick too.
Oh, okay.
The nigga was sick in the head.
Yeah.
Well, he moves last weekend.
He's over there playing around.
He's breathing in the specialists.
I see you tomorrow.
Are you really going to come tomorrow?
Hey, listen.
If you don't see me tomorrow,
you get to punch me in the jaw like this
and I had to go back to the dentist.
Y'all heard it first.
Free body.
That's a free body.
Show me here at 4.30.
What?
That's a lot.
Josh, I mean.
Wow.
Shout out to Housephone.
House phone's coming.
I'll have a day tomorrow.
Despite,
Damn, I really hope he comes tomorrow.
And Duno wasn't going to come this week anyway, so it works out.
But T.
Rell is coming.
Yeah, he's back.
Have we seen T.R.
And Houseone in the same room?
No.
Who is T.
My home boy.
Y'all never met, huh?
They end the group text with each other, though.
Yeah.
They call him Tiny Kepp.
Is he small?
No, he has a bum arm, and he likes to make fun of him for it.
He likes to punch down.
That's my friend.
He can only joke with you, but guess what?
If a random person talk about my homie arm, I'm going to beat the dog shit out of him.
Like, he wouldn't like it if I called him tiny.
I'm going to fight you, Cam, girl.
Can't do it.
Oh, you can call him tiny.
No, but like, okay.
Tiny love.
Infant look.
You can call them Tiny careful show.
Infant look.
My corrupt interview is a movie.
I had time to watch it.
It came out today, right?
So good.
I still got to look at the finish the fresh and fit one.
That was great too.
Yeah.
You know about, how do you feel about being in the manosphere now?
The what?
The manosphere.
Is that here?
Oh, it's different.
I haven't been in this, in this fucking environment for a while.
The bigger, like, overall YouTube landscape with all these men talking about, like, how to be a good man and how to...
How to have sex and women.
How to get women to like you and how to build your life up and stuff.
It's all this like...
Wait, that sounds good.
Yeah, a lot of women don't think...
I mean, if you're trying to teach men to be better men, that's not a good thing.
Kevin Samuels is in the manner.
I don't like him.
He's kind of the king of it.
See? I don't like it.
Just imagine a gang of Kevin Samuels.
Oh, I would hate that.
You know what's funny?
I was in your bathroom and you guys had dude wipes,
which I feel like is very manosphere, very like toxic masculinity.
What is a dude wipe?
They're like the opposite of,
it's like baby wipes, but they're for dudes.
I use toilet paper.
I don't know about y'all.
I use dude wipes and toilet paper.
What, you fucking mash them together like a taco or what?
No, nigga, you wipe with the dude wipes
and then that's like the wet,
and then you dry it off with the shit.
I want to admit something.
You want to be in this?
Have Blasie.
Have Blasey on here.
You're under one condition.
You have to eat some edibles.
If you suck, then we're going to
replace you with Blasie.
Oh, nice shirt.
I love Lucha.
Shot Lucha.
Where is Lucha?
Yeah, where's Lucha?
You haven't seen Lucha since it
became required for you to wear a mask.
Isn't that weird?
That's true.
I haven't seen...
What a quinky dinkie.
And normally you wears a mask.
When I first came to no jumper, bro,
Lucha was always here, bro.
Yeah, so positive.
Great person.
Dude, him without the mask is so weird.
All right, cheers.
Two.
Cheers.
You think this is going to do a number on you?
Do you see Kiki handing out these out to like 10 people and they're all eating them at the same time?
In the crowd?
Yeah, in the crowd.
There's like 10 of them all eating these strips.
How would I do like how are Kiki on your show?
That was fun.
And the fans, they liked it too.
Okay.
Yeah, that was fun.
The one part I just saw that was so fucking funny was when you're all talking about
sweetie taking her Bentley back.
What happened?
What happened?
What would we say?
or sweetie getting her Bentley repossessed by Kuevo.
And Kiki's like talking about it with you,
but he clearly like just doesn't understand
what you're talking about at all.
And he's like, well, she ain't going to get her own.
Bentley is she?
And you're like, she might.
He's like, well, we ain't been seeing none of that from her yet.
You're like, well, she's rich and famous.
So she probably could.
And he's like, well, I didn't know that.
He's like, it was so weird.
The funniest shit I was telling him about buying the couch.
He says, I ain't ever bought a couch.
I'm just keeping the game.
He said I've never bought furniture before.
I mean, if Duno is going to be gone for a little while,
then I think Kiki should stand in for him until then.
So we ain't got to find nobody else like, you know what I mean?
At first I was,
where are you making that fish for?
It's so good.
It's so sour.
How sour is it?
I'm too scared to try it.
Fun fact, my first choice for a co-host,
once Gina got taken by Mad Lady,
I asked for Yuri.
I would want to see that.
That is true.
Do more show with them.
I like.
that idea.
Frenememies.
Which, by the way, rest of peace.
Rest of peace.
I miss that you.
I thought, okay, because there is a
consistent formula.
This is something I've been thinking about.
There's a consistent formula if you want to make
a good podcast.
You take one pretty
ordinary, you know,
conservative, mainstream type
personality and then you pair
them with a crazy person.
Yeah.
Academics.
Joe Budden.
Academics was like pretty much
like a normal guy in comparison to Joe Button.
and he's like tweaking out losing his mind on that podcast.
It was very different than the job and that we've kind of gotten used to more recently.
H3 and Trisha.
Trisha is fucking completely out of control.
Ethan is pretty fucking tame in comparison.
Okay, so their podcast was called frenemies, right?
I was thinking, how about this?
Me and some Mexican girl, and we call it frenemigos.
So you got three words in there.
You got friend, enemy, enemy.
and amigos.
So it's, well, I mean,
there's a boy that has to be filled in YouTube,
so I feel like,
fuck it, might as well.
I just realized friend.
So how do you feel?
I was going to say, yeah,
maybe it's like a friend amigio.
But it could be like the hood version of that.
I feel like I was a crazy one that joined this podcast.
You know what would be better.
You're not,
you're not Amigos is better.
See,
and Amigos.
He didn't know that was a thing.
I know, but then I thought it would be fun here
if you stuck the friend of,
like friend amigos on it.
And it's like you're taking friend of me.
No, there's too much friend in there.
But does anyone know a crazy ass.
Hispanic woman that would be good for me to do this podcast with.
You're here?
Oh, you're not the crazy one?
I thought you were going to be the crazy one.
Maybe the whole theme of the podcast is me just interviewing different Latinx women.
They're going to say something about that.
No, I think you have to have like a relationship.
I just need somebody really toxic and off the wall.
But no, you don't really want that because like it can get a while.
It's like the me and Selena thing.
Yeah, that's just going to say.
I was just attempting.
I have nothing to say.
Yes, because you're terrified.
The world will find out that you smash.
No, I did not.
Oh, is that a secret thing?
He's nuts.
Don't even start dead.
No, I did not.
He was deep in the ass.
No, no.
That's what that's, she's a great woman.
I've been thinking about Selena Powell.
It's pretty,
did you realize that she's Colin Powell's daughter?
Who?
No, she's not.
Who?
Colon Powell is a black guy.
Colon is your guts.
That's right.
I saw a man's name.
But that's good that you know that.
Congratulations, sir.
You came from Russia,
and he eventually figured out a thing
that you could cut your guts.
That's such a good explanation.
Mr. Colon?
How is your poop?
Is Colin technically your gut?
It's not your gut.
It's the fucking giant tube
that carries your fucking food
to your poop canal, right?
Wait, you mean like Colin Powell?
Colin Powell?
Colin Powell.
Oh, I don't know who that is.
Colin Powell.
Condolees rise.
Probably like one of the biggest.
politician, you know, guys working in the government
throughout my life that I still don't, I couldn't tell you
any of the actual jobs that he's had.
But, you know, he's in the White House.
He's still in the White House?
I mean, didn't he run for president at one point?
That nigger Colin.
The only politician I kind of remember is Dick Cheney.
Just because of the name?
Just because the name.
It really says a lot about where you're at in your life.
You think they'll ever come a time
where you start to pay attention to like politics
and like what's going on in the world?
No.
Maybe if I had, yeah, probably.
Maybe if I had to.
Yeah, exactly.
I bet you I know your favorite show when it came out.
Do you remember the Angry Orange?
Oh my God.
You know, I actually did never watch that show because I couldn't, I thought it was really weird.
There's like certain things that we have to try to like stamp out though.
Like we can't have Yuri on the podcast and just talk about him fucking orange every week.
I don't say fucking Orange.
He had a show called Angry Orange.
And when I was reading the timestamps for your last episode, I just see like eight minutes of talking about rhinos.
And I told Josh, I'm like, at some point they got to get sick of talking about rhinos.
Hey, I ain't going to lie.
I had so many people hit me up.
I was like, swear to God, today, it was so many No Jumper fans hit me up asking about rhinos.
I said, maybe I shouldn't tell people to start to keep doing these things.
I didn't know what it was for the long time.
We should, bro.
I don't want to have a heart attack and blame the No Jumper's show.
Their sales have probably gone up like 10%.
Well, they need to give me some of that chili.
It's just a bunch of gas station owners who,
order the packaging on Amazon.
What would be the name of the No Jumper Dick Pill?
Hmm.
Pump it up?
Oh.
No, I feel like I feel like that's copyrighted.
Big pumper.
Big pumper.
What?
Oh yeah, just Brian Pumper.
Yeah, I think Adam would like that.
Pumpers.
Pumpers.
Pumpers is good right there because he can't like claim that that's him.
Pumper.
He hardly could say in court like, Mr. Graham Mason is obsessed with me.
He made a YouTube video about me.
He has mentioned me to almost everyone who's interviewed
Over the last three years.
He says I smell toilet paper.
He researched me for eight months.
And then we put an egg on there.
If you loved, okay, say you were engaged.
Would you let Brian Pumper fuck your wife?
Why would I want to?
Why did it have to go there?
What do you gain from that?
Just.
Wait, why don't you ask him that question?
It's more realistic.
If you were engaged, if you let Brian Pumper fuck your wife,
I am engaged.
Can Brian Pumper smash?
Ideally not.
What is one person you would be like, all right, this person is so goaded and so legendary, like, how can I say no?
C-Marco.
I'll believe you, too.
Because I would want it to be someone that you would absolutely hate it.
Because for Josh, it was Mori, right?
Who is it?
Moray.
No, not Maray.
We were talking about celebrities that you would let fuck your wife.
And Josh said it was some sort of reality.
It was some sort of reality.
star you were like, I would let him do it.
The guy that has the show, the Mori show?
Yeah, wasn't it?
That's Mori Popovich.
I don't know who Mori Popovich is another politician.
Usher.
So she'll get herpes?
Allegedly.
Allegedly, right.
Fucked up.
What do you guys think about Usher telling T.
T. Payne that he ruined music?
That was crazy.
I just couldn't believe that T. T. Payne took it so personal.
Yeah, right?
Well, I get it because like,
do you watch, I'm guessing you guys watch the pop documentary or whatever?
I read it.
Oh,
that's on,
that Netflix series?
It's a really good series.
But I get why he was so hurt
because it was all these things as well.
Like Jayzy made death of auto tune
and like all these things of like auto tune fucking socks and ruin music.
I can see it from usher standpoint of like really being a real singer and live performer
and somebody comes into the R&B space and,
you know,
using enhancements basically and getting praise for it and topping the charts.
And yeah,
but like at that time.
T. Payne was like, they was villainizing him for that shit.
That's so stupid.
I think that's just so dumb that like people that aren't ready and willing to accept like new technology.
And now everybody does it.
Exactly.
The world is going to progress.
Because people forget this, but Jay-Z had like an amazing streak going of basically being able to tell people that something was whack, that everybody was doing, spinning rims, button up shirts.
But there was like an arrow where there was like a specific type of.
with like button up shirt
that everybody was just rocking
and it was like a weird look
but it was really popping for a while
Jay Z said the shit was whack
boom shit's gone
I used to sit Christ out
but them niggas racist
boom the jerseys too
the basketball jerseys
he killed that overnight
it was every motherfucker
when you would drive around
in the hood whatever
you would just see basketball jersey
it was like a war
they would have in the source
they would have the ads for the Negro League jersey
yes they were thinking of every
kind of jersey they could possibly
make and Jay Z shut it down.
The Mitchell and this jersey's
they were everywhere. Bro, he said like
one line and the shit went away
but then he makes a whole
song about the death of Auto Tune
and Auto Tune only got stronger and
honestly that exact moment
was like around the time of the Black
album. It's right when Jay Z
started to actually like kind of
enter into a different part of his career. Obviously
his career is fucking bulletproof
no matter how you slice it. The Black Al was far.
But that was the time period where he started
to sort of not be like the number one rapper and he was more of like a legend and he sort of
started transitioning to that and i honestly think when he made a bad call on autotune that
sort of like cemented that he was being left behind a little bit i don't even think is that
i think that it's as so positive as t pain is like people was really dissing him he still
showed everybody love and for him to even say that he went through depression for four years
and no one knew about that shit will let him know like because he was looking up to usher like
this is my hero.
Yeah.
You know what I'm saying?
Just imagine your hero.
It's like,
nigga,
imagine Snoop telling you,
hey,
you fucked up the West Coast music.
I'll be devastated.
You feel me?
Did you catch the part,
though?
It kind of sounded like
when he told him that,
that Usher was flying,
not first class and T.
Payne was flying first class.
Usher sounds like a hater.
Like,
literally like,
why would you get mad at someone for,
like,
T. Payne is not the one like,
like, he's the one making the music,
but you can't get mad at people for liking it.
You know,
you know who Usher is?
He's,
yes.
It's getting hot in here.
No, it's Nelly!
It's not like when you go to the movies and there's like a guy who helps you be seated.
That's an usher, but it's not usher.
Here, here, don't talk.
Don't talk about usher.
Don't talk, just eat edible.
I can picture his shirtless body right now.
I don't know if he was shirtless that much.
I interviewed him.
You weren't there?
I was there.
But how can you get mad at T-Pain for being popular?
What I'm saying.
Him and Zathoven.
Zathoven, yeah.
I can see that.
I think I remember.
Usher put out his little trap project.
You know, he had like an album with like a gun of feature and shit.
I remember that.
Yeah.
I don't think anyone.
Shout out to ghosts.
I was writing shit on there.
I wonder what Usher thinks about,
uh,
Sofago.
Well,
I haven't really listened to him yet.
What?
What?
Sofago?
I heard like a little bit.
I actually wanted to ask.
What's your take on,
uh,
apparently there's a new underground.
Really?
Yeah.
Whoa.
What's the new underground?
Uh,
like so fago.
Right.
Cash Dami.
Is Summers in there?
I don't know.
I'm mostly thinking about...
He's an old school rapper in comparison of this new crop.
I know what you're talking about.
I don't know.
It's like it's weird seeing people...
Tai Fontaine.
But people are trying to christen a new SoundCloud rap
before there's really like the numbers to support that evidence-wise.
Because like when pump and perp and X or whoever you want to put into that sound glow category
are coming out, they were fucking huge.
I can't believe you don't like so fatal.
That's crazy.
I'm not saying I don't like it.
I just like...
Or haven't listened.
I've heard it a little bit, but I haven't, you know,
You know what I know you would hate?
Hyperpop.
Yeah, I don't really.
Yeah, I knew you would hate that shit.
I know.
I love hyperpop.
I like the thing is like, I'm a barbie girl.
It is basically.
Like 10 times speed.
That's correct.
That's it.
And like pitched up vocals.
That's hot.
That's hot.
It's fun.
I used to really love pitched up vocals.
I don't know why.
Yeah, because it sounds good.
I like the sped up soul samples.
Those are fire.
It's still to the old Kanye beats and the heatmakers and shit.
It got to the point where it was.
kind of like too much and then like everybody just stopped doing it but I was like
bro I still want that like but that was like my favorite era like when dipset came out I was just
loving those sample beats so many good ones diplomatic community shout to the legendary
sampler nujibus r ap fuck is that I don't know what fuck you're talking about new jabes
new I always say his name wrong everyone says his name is different but he's like he's a really
popular sample he has a new job is I think who is your favorite rapper growing up um hmm I
I was really into the gorillas.
That's not rap.
It's like indie alternative.
No,
No, Yuri told me.
This is this rap, do, do, do, do.
I was really in Eric Cloudman.
Do I know?
Who are the gorillas?
I've seen the artwork, but I never listened to.
The guerrillas is fire.
It's a really fucking sick fan.
It's kind of hip hop-y.
No, that's a...
You told me you like like Gucci Main or something, no?
That was like high school.
He said favorite rapper.
If it's elementary, you asked, it would be an Eminem, which is so corny for me to say, but it was Eminem.
That's not corny.
You just saying that's a moral side agent.
No.
I trust his Eminem for Halloween.
Yeah, exactly.
And I was a little white kid going like, yeah.
Say it in an end.
Yeah.
My name is.
My name is.
My name is.
My name.
Big Yuri.
Oh, you should be Eminem the Slim Shady for Halloween this year.
I've been Eminem for Halloween like three times.
You know, you should be.
You know, you can do a better.
I'm costing.
No.
You can be the Rittler every year, bro.
On the roof?
No, the Ritler, bro.
Who is that?
You're a Diddler.
Edward Norton.
What's his name?
Who's the Riddler?
The Riddler is one of Batman's fucking nemesis,
but he has glasses.
He's like slim.
What is the Dittler?
Some of the Nambler niggins is probably doing.
It seems like you're describing Yuri.
Yeah.
Then, glasses.
Please, please, please,
The Ritler for Adam.
Can you type in Diddler?
urban dictionary because I brought this up around fucking Vell and Kiki and shit and they had never heard it and I'm like you never heard of a child molester being called a didler that's the Ritler
I want to make a movie called the didler on the roof oh the question mark guy I like that
that's a good idea to didlers a person who cheats or swindles someone a didler oh we were wrong
yeah what does kitty didler mean
I don't like that.
Someone who is sexually addressing children.
What is it called mammal baths?
Yo, why was this updated seven days ago?
What has changed in the last week?
What about Didler on the roof?
Where is that from?
Is this from Cambridge.org?
That seems like a very legitimate website.
I was thinking urban dictionary.
Wait, what is Kitty Fiddler?
Oh, they can say Kitty Fiddler and Kitty Didler?
I don't know, but I don't like that.
Yo, it has a nice ring to it.
Also, wait, what was that group called again?
So I know
What are knickers?
What is that?
That's underwear.
Well, that's just
AI shit.
They're just grouping them together.
The most ignorant person
just going through
all these search results?
Like, oh, wow.
You think I'm the most ignorant?
Just search didlar urban dictionary, though.
I want to see what the urban dictionary
definition is.
I'm very partial to urban dictionary.
I wonder if they have an app.
I should have it on my phone.
I'm surprised that's an actual work.
One who thinks what?
Oh, yeah. Samoa Joe is such a dare you did there.
Who's Samoa Joe?
And why is he a dirty dizzler?
That's Joe.
That's Joe the neckbones brother.
Wait, what does it say?
Get the Dittler out of here?
When I was a kid, we just thought calling a fucking creeper.
Wait, wait.
Get the Dittler, neck gator, and mug?
Who made this?
Yeah, because you can get a mug.
Oh, a neck gator instead of a mask.
Wait, you got a mug.
It says another name for a shooter.
I didn't get it from them.
You don't know gator.
You didn't get it from, no, gator, gator, gator, did we play you that song?
You put me on that like five times.
Oh, hell yeah.
That's that black cab driver, right?
Yeah.
He's a cab driver.
Jesus.
Damn, I'm so glad that we finally talked about
what a diddler is on this podcast.
I know.
We're all up to date.
We can write a summary tomorrow.
I still don't know.
Wait, so it's a guy who swindles money
or is a guy who wrestled that?
No, it's a child rapist.
I thought that was a kiddie fiddler.
It also said it was a, oh.
Well, as a seven days ago, it is.
Wait, before I forget,
what is that group called so I can avoid that?
Nambla.
Nambla.
You probably won't have to try that.
I don't think you're going to find a character.
You might have no choice.
They might just pull up to your crib and take over.
It did also say that a diddler is the synonym for a bad guy in wrestling.
I don't know if you have a guy.
Samoa Joe.
Samoa Joe.
He said Samoa Joe is a dirty dittler.
What the?
It's already bad.
You are a dirty dittler.
Dude, could you imagine doing like a merch collab with Nambla and your brand?
Oh, no.
But do a fake version of it and just make it look mad realistic.
And promote it on Instagram?
No, do it from like...
You're going down.
But do it for like somebody...
Imagine if you made like a fake like V-Lone Nambla collab.
Just do an end on the bat?
I want to do that to V-Lone, but like you could do that to like somebody and it would be pretty funny.
Metallica and Nambla.
You probably get sued by it.
Yeah, but...
Yeah, but...
I feel like you should do Nambla and like NASA letters.
This makes me think that we need a Pita spam collab.
That would be so far.
Spam is meat.
That's what I'm saying.
It's like against killing animals.
You're all going to be a spam hoodie.
Right.
I'll wear that.
No one's still this idea.
How's your new apartment doing here?
I love it.
It's super, super fucking stressful to move in.
Are you?
Are you moving?
Are you in this area?
The landlord made you move again?
No, no, no.
They didn't make me move.
Basically, we had a rat problem because there's like rats outside of my house.
I had to get rid of dead rats multiple times.
I thought he was ratin.
Yeah, it was fucking too many rats.
And also, uh, six nine was in the area, basically.
And then, uh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, I haven't heard that one before.
I know.
Um, and then also, we gonna fuck you up.
Now that it's, I'll, I'll box six nine.
Wait, now that it's summer, it's so fucking hot in my old department.
We have no central heating or cooling.
So it's like, yeah, you need that central heating.
It's, like, unbearably hot.
So we had to get a new place.
And then we also needed a studio for, uh, the podcast.
So basically we needed like a two bedroom and that's why we went there.
We finally moved there.
We finally moved.
moved 90% our stuff in there and it's the fucking worse it's still not all the way moved in it's
like three months it's like you either have to pay a crazy amount of money to make sure that someone's
really careful with your stuff and won't steal it or you have to do it yourself and it's
no one's gonna steal your stuff what do you got to they can steal yeah no one's gonna steal it
camera lenses cameras those stuff you put in your car and you move it yourself you fill out in your backpack
you want them to carry like the bed not your yeah you have like all your shit and boxes
who stole my boxers
Can you take my wedding ring and all this jewelry?
Here's my cash.
Here's $20,000.
Please make sure that none of it is missing, sir.
Hey, shout out to the maid who gave Young Thug his $10,000 back.
That was fine.
That was nice.
You think he gave it back to her?
It was like, you know what?
For sure.
I will give her like half.
Right?
I'll give it back.
But what I thought was funny is he-
I keep reading all these reports on like people get it or someone got $5 million
randomly on their bank account.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
She said cheese articles.
I refuse to give it back.
I love looking at St.
They gave it back.
And then I think the caption was like,
would you give it back?
No, I would not.
If you put a 50 million in my account, I'm out of here.
That's cap.
Fuck no jumper.
I'm going to go to Mexico and live my life out there.
I'm going to learn Spanish.
We'll learn the Bartow.
You're so confused.
No, I just don't talk about those things.
I would be terrified, dude.
I would fucking give that money back as soon as possible.
Really?
Fuck that.
I like that dude if someone gives you 50 million dollars accidentally if they can't get you legally they're gonna get you illegally
So if I gave you if I if I got you fifty million dollars I say hey hold this in your apartment for me Yuri
For a week what are you doing? I
I thought I'm sorry, but I'm not gonna hold 50 million dollars in my apartment
And I go like this what now?
I'd be like right now
I thought you were gonna give him a big nuggy
No
You know this happened to me one time back in the day when I was like
like 18 where I went to the bank and let's say that they're supposed to give me like a hundred
bucks in cash like I think I was I was depositing my check for my job and I was like and can I get
a hundred dollars in cash because it's back of the day when you still need cash all the time and
instead of giving me a hundred dollars in cash she counted out like three hundred dollars in cash like
let that and you know in my head as I'm watching her do it I'm thinking she's giving me too much
money but I'm not going to say anything so I take the money and I walk the fuck out of there
and I go home.
And then...
I don't want the foot locker.
Soon after I get home, though,
the fucking bank calls me.
No way.
And the lady says, like,
hey, Mr. Graham-Azen,
you were in here earlier.
I'm pretty sure that we gave you
more whatever.
I'm like, nope, ain't seen it.
I was like,
oh, I'll check.
And I went back to get it to her
because I felt too bad.
You have to because they have cameras
like right over your head.
That comes out of her paycheck of anything.
But it was so obvious
that like,
and it just,
just happened. Like if they hit me two weeks later,
I might have been like, what are you talking about?
Like, I don't know if I got more money or not. Like, the money's gone now.
But she hit me up like 10 minutes later. And I just like,
I had just been looking her in the eye.
I just couldn't. And I still have to keep going to that bank.
It's like I'm going to go to the other bank. It's not like I'm going to go to the other bank.
It was. I feel like they would have.
It was. I feel like they would have should have. I know.
Right.
I know. I kind of put it as like a.
That's what I was thinking too is like this shit's coming out of her check.
Over a thousand.
I would have been to the bank at all today.
It matters you.
Hang up.
Click.
I've never heard of a bank.
Like, what bank?
What is bank?
A blood bank?
I would have been like, hey, your $200 are in the form of marijuana in my bloodstream
at this point, so there's no way you can get it back.
They call out of police on you.
Imagine saying that.
I already spent that money on heroin.
I'm loaded, lady.
I feel like that's definitely happening for it's going to say.
And you sound perfectly fine and coherence on the phone.
Sir, you still need to give us the money back.
I don't have the money.
I'm on heroin.
Take the hell, bitch.
But also like they could theoretically.
they could just withdraw the money from my account.
I was thinking that.
Unless you have no money in it.
Is that unethical for them to do?
Yeah, I'd be like that's her fault.
If it was Wells Fargo, they would do that.
Wells Fargo was so taking this.
Yeah, well, Argo's taking everything.
That's crazy.
That actually, you know,
speaking which, that did happen in Bitcoin recently
where some, like, company was trying
to make a promotion and give out like $250 worth
of a certain cryptocurrency.
Fuck all those pumping dumps.
And people woke up in the morning
and like certain people had like 10 million,
six million, five million in their bank accounts of like this cryptocurrency and uh certain
it is actually legit uh it is just that the company made a mistake and then 90% or like 95% of the
people gave the money back there's like five percent of the people who are like no we're not
i'm not giving that check and what's cool about crypto is like in cash like the bank thing is like yeah
they can take the money out of your bank but with crypto it's like you're like you can be like
no fuck you and like yeah they can try to sue you but they most likely won't win and then
that's amazing some people just basically got like a huge bag for free recently you see that
everybody in faith. Not everybody, but like a bunch of people in phase and like there was a whole New York, New York Times article about all these different influencers are basically doing these pump and dump schemes. You know, it's, I've had it offered to me mad times. Yeah, they try to offer it to me. Like, Adam going. But it's weird because you don't get any credit for not doing this. Like the only reason to not do it is because you don't want to be publicly shamed. And I don't want to like for me, this is the thing. And it's illegal. And this is the same logic that all these influence.
notes or should have had through their head is
I have all kinds of like
ethical ways that my
fans can give me money
like they could buy a shirt
they could sub on Twitch they could donate on stream
etc so why the fuck
would I want Patreon which we're
launching on Thursday please do me
but I mean like given that you
have all these ethical ways for them to fuck
with you why I would I want to convince
them to buy a crypto coin that is
clearly a scam yeah
imagine you have shitty imagine you have
10 fans and then seven of them
you scam them for money
and then you only have three fans left.
The thing that confuses me is like
this thing has been going on for a while and now
like the phase thing like
don't people know by now.
Is it my, did I get subtracting correctly?
God damn it.
I'm just going to assume you fuck the map
but he's just.
We're just going to make fun of Yuri too.
How long do you guys do this thing for?
Two hours and then we're going to read the donations
and the memberships, I guess.
Okay, I'm going to help you all right.
Allegedly.
Don't scam your fans.
It's so fucked up.
Don't be a shitty person.
But you know what's funny is I literally was joking around with Jason like two or three weeks ago.
And I was telling him, I was like, yo, what a figure.
I was obviously joking.
But I was like, yo, what a figuratively no jumper promoted some sort of cryptocurrency.
Everyone buys into the crypto.
And the next day you sell and then you make tons of money.
And he's like, that's called the pump and dump.
And that's illegal.
And then I see Face Clan gets exposed for exactly doing what I was thinking.
The thing about it too, though, is that, like, the regulators and shit are not really set up yet to be able to try people for these, like, they're just not pressing these charges against people.
Now, presumably, maybe at one point, they will.
But, like, at some point, maybe a couple years from now, all those people who did this are going to know, oh, I'm going to get fucked.
And I'm going to get sued for this much money if I do that.
Yeah.
But they're not, like, sophisticated enough or caught up enough to be bringing those charges against people because this shit is all so new.
Because that's illegal in the stock market.
Because you could do some similar shit in the stock market
And that's illegal there
That's what happened
What's Jordan Belfare, right?
I don't know
Same shit
From Wolframar Wall Street
Please tell me you've seen Wolfwall Street
It's been a long time, but yeah
Okay, thank you
I'm about to leave right now
Am I really that bad with movies?
Like was everyone just sitting around watching movies?
Yes
So weird to me
You know what I watched again last night?
What?
La La Land
You watch a movie twice?
I watched La La La Land like 20 times
What is La La La Land?
It's a fucking musical
Oh God
I hate musicals.
Yeah, me too.
And it won, well, technically, it won, it won best picture.
It was supposed to win best picture, right?
So the mother, you watch movies and you pay attention to movie awards.
Nigel, I had a movie review that you fucking canceled.
If you want to talk about movies.
It was getting 10,000 views.
You had to give it time, man.
It was getting worse with time.
The views were going down.
We just needed to get advanced screenings, and then the shit, the views would go crazy.
I want your content to do well.
And perhaps we should have, like, worked on that more.
But that's my attitude.
Is anything that we're going to be starting,
it needs to be, like, a constant process of working on it
to get it to the point where a large percentage of the audience is going to react to it.
Thanks.
And that's why I say, if we're going to do it the right way,
we need to have companies, like, send us to get the screenings.
Because usually when I look at reviews, I really read reviews and do all that shit.
But it'd be like four days before the movie come out.
You know what I mean?
I want to know what the, like what other movie review channels are really doing on the internet.
And like, if I had paid attention to more of that, then maybe I could give you, like, more of my analysis of how your shit could do better.
But Hood, uh, wasn't it, hood film cinema?
Was it, was it?
They shit as fire.
Prim's Hood Cinema.
And I like, um, Cinema Sans.
You ever heard of them?
I haven't really watched much movies.
I like a movie review channel?
I started a movie reviews on jumper.
Adam canned me.
he doesn't like movies
exactly
oh so it was personal
I like movies
I just haven't seen that many
it was personal
fuck you
hey no
but cinema sins
I'm out of here
you have
cinema sins
is people that fucking
they find everything
wrong in a movie
and they give it a sin
really?
Oh okay
I like
I used to watch those deals
for a while
there'd be like
101 things wrong
with this movie
and it would be like
all these
but then it started
just stretched too much
and I'm like
that's not
not like wrong it's just something you didn't like when you say wrong what do you mean like
they filmed it wrong or like this plot line doesn't make sense you see a scene and
this cup is here and then you see the next cup in the scene over here for no and I just
knock everything over for no other and then it'd be like this movie exposed and like that's
the whole thumbnail with like a giant red circle around the cup and shit gotta do the
red circle like this this title was too long here's a sin whenever a d's in the thumbnail
we're changing and so there's a red circle around his teeth to let everyone
other nigger you never put me in the thumbnail oh is that pissing you
off? No, but somebody pointed out.
I did see that comment. That's funny how we read all the
comments. I read all the comments. Hey,
because I'll be like this, Adam, Adam would
do something where he'll find a bad comment
about you and send it to you. See, Camgar
understands. But he doesn't find the good ones.
Well, the ones I find her the right ones.
I know when I see the no jumper,
the fucking like thing on here,
there goes that crazy Adam.
Likeing, like in the comments about himself.
It's like, oh my God, Adam is so funny.
I don't know that like button. Not the like button,
that like button.
Because he knows it's a dude.
And if I do it on my YouTube channel,
it's going to be like, okay,
this niggas's liking everything in him.
So I got to be, you know.
Oh, you have a secret YouTube channel?
No, I got a secret YouTube channel.
But, like, imagine they're saying good things about me
and I'm heartened to just the good things about me.
I know, I know.
This is something good about you.
I'm clicking dislike.
Nope, no, no, not hearing it.
Nope.
Just kidding.
Oh, man.
All right.
Where are we?
I don't know.
I do that, too, though.
Like, I will purpose.
not like comments that say something nice about me in the no jump for comments like because
I feel weird doing it. It's like, you know, it's just like, oh. You can respond. Yeah.
A little thank you. Probably the best thing that you could do would be to like drop a funny comment
on every video and try to get that top spot. I tried to drop a funny comment on, um, on one of
academics's post. And then Blasie commented right under my comment. He's like, delete this comment. And
his comment got 30 likes and my comment got like three likes. What did you say? Something.
Stupid.
Something not funny.
That's because you keep scamming your fucking face.
No, I don't scam.
You're really out of here cloud chasing the people's comments section, huh?
No, I was in cloud.
I thought what I was, I thought.
Want to know the funny thing?
A lot of people don't know.
Monta did.
Yeah.
Wait, the funny thing is Monta told, Monta told me like, oh, you got to do that.
He's like, you got to do it like 18.
Like what?
Like 80.
Like 80.
I just like, when I comment on, you got to do it like 80.
I comment on just the boys page.
I think it would like the funniest shit I can say.
and they get like thousands of fucking likes.
And I get like a lot of followers from that shit.
It works.
It makes sense.
Why you do it?
I remember when I used to actually see just on the boys post on my feed,
but then I think at some point I realized that I hated most of the things that he was posting.
And so the feed just doesn't show me that more more.
Yeah, because you don't fucking resonate with that shit.
Yeah, because I don't want to.
You're not like a fucking player or dirtbag.
He's like viral on Instagram for just posting City Girls lyrics.
I was just not really my thing.
I just watched that interview was so good.
Which one?
The one with City Girls on his show.
That shit went crazy.
Really?
I love them so much.
You see Drake just commenting on this shit.
I know making fun of his chain.
The chain was fired, though.
He said he was a barb for it.
Hey.
You like Tyler Creator's chain?
Tiled a creator.
Album is fired.
What kind of chain he got?
A bellhop chain.
A bell hop.
Like, it's actually like a human bellhop.
Wow.
Yeah.
Now we're just like talking about that thing.
Would you guys talk about Jack Carlo trying to get, you know, get, talk to sweetie or whatever?
We talked about how stupid it is that everybody's talking about.
It's not news.
It's not news.
I thought it was pretty cool.
He could have tried to do that behind the scenes.
I thought it was kind of cool how he did in front of everyone.
Didn't he just look at her?
No, he said he had a whole conversation with her.
I think two people can have a conversation.
You could kind of tell he went out of his way to have the conversation.
I would do.
She's amazing.
Gorgeous.
She's an adjustable six.
Exactly.
Fuck, no.
By certain standards.
Hell no.
He defends that hard, though.
Come on.
You got to get.
Put some respect on sweetie name.
Yeah, she's a bad news.
That's your Lord and Savior.
Kevin Sammond, you worship the ground.
This man walks on.
That's funny, academic said that too.
He said, hey, you got a, he said, I've seen you with the suit on?
I'm over here in a windbreaker.
Yeah.
You didn't want to want a fucking suit.
I was so upset that day.
Josh, bring up the donation so I can read these things.
Also, the fact, I just.
Exposed.
She said, fuck, no jumper.
I'm sorry.
It's real water.
How far back are we gonna have it?
It's like going behind the scenes
of the Willy Wonka factory.
This is new.
You guys are reading about this?
Just check the donations out.
I like you think I'd crack that off.
Isn't this not in the right order?
Why don't you scroll down to the beginning of these jokes?
Yeah, the beginning.
Duh.
But the time is weird.
What time zone is that?
2.20 a.m.
Yeah, okay.
This guy donated 20 bucks and said,
Shell Gang Records, Cincinnati, Ohio.
Good to see Camgirl back.
Yes, it was.
Shout out to motherfucking Cincinnati, Ohio.
And Shell Gang Records.
Josh Eldridge donated five bucks and said,
Arby's released a merit,
a carrot made of meat
when all the other brands
were making a vegan burger option.
Really?
Shout out to good old or blacks for Arbyes.
That was literally,
that was hilarious.
That was my idea,
and then it just turns out
they already did it.
That's hilarious.
I will eat a merit.
Xavier Maddox said
house food,
new nickname is Snagletooth.
You ever heard of snagletooth growing up?
Yo, but I've seen somebody in the comments.
We say snagattooth, though.
I don't know what the fuck that is,
But I've seen somebody in the comments saying, like, house phone acting,
like, we don't notice that he got one big shiny tooth.
I'm like, oh, that's fucked up.
He does have a big shiny tooth.
I never even noticed.
I've known this guy ever so long, and I never thought that.
And it took a comment talking shit from that to cross my mind.
And then you can't just like stop looking at it.
I honestly, you're going to beat him up tomorrow.
I love that you are actually fed up with him and not having it.
That was amazing.
Yeah.
It's tight.
I feel like I've been there so many times.
I wish I was a man.
so I could just kick his ass.
No, don't it.
But you know, if it happens, like...
You could become a man.
All you have to do is say it.
I guess I could.
But, like, I feel like a big strong man.
Stay away from that blue.
I would love Camgirl.
She was on testosterone.
No.
That'd be amazing.
Be like that girl I did the first and fit podcast with.
That fucking bug-eyed, fucking Mollyhead or whatever.
You had the one girl next to you with a crazy voice and the giant dilated eyes.
I'm still trying to figure out who the fuck that was.
She got like a million followers.
Are you serious?
Swear.
For what cooking?
Adam is the goat, agreed.
No one wants smoke with AD and House Phone is going to blow sooner than later.
Also bring Camgirl back more.
Very, very nice statement, Gino Cash.
I don't know if I believe that first line.
The goat?
No one wants smoke with AD?
I believe that.
First part, I don't know.
There's plenty of people who want to smoke with ID.
Tell him run up.
That Tyler performance was dope.
Where did Tyler?
She said.
He performed.
Who know what they like?
What was the award show?
there was this weekend.
BT, nigger.
Oh.
But Tyler performed.
You didn't,
half these topics were about
BET awards and you don't even know.
It was in the news too.
I just,
I just, um...
That's bad podcasting.
That's something that you were saying.
I've never watched an award show.
You watch BET awards.
You're a hip-hop.
I never watched the BAT awards.
Not once?
That's crazy.
Never.
When I was in high school,
yeah,
but have you watched any,
like, award performance?
He said he on my MTV either.
MTV Maze was like the shit.
Yeah, when I was in high school,
I for sure seen that.
Did you see what,
when,
Justin took out Janet's titty in the Super Bowl.
I heard about it on the news after.
I seen that live.
I was like, I don't think I ever watched the Super Bowl either.
I've never watched it by the end of this song.
You watched the Super Bowl?
I've watched, um, I've never watched like the actual game,
but I remember seeing the first time I watched was Shakira and is it J-Lo?
Like two years ago.
I honestly might have seen like one Super Bowl.
You know what was fucked up about the Janet thing though?
How like she got canceled for having her tit out and like Justin Timberlake just like went on with his life.
Yeah, I think that's fair though because.
didn't get canceled though.
Booms are gross.
No, she got like uninvited from like the Grammys and shit.
She had mad shit fucked up in her career after that.
Did she?
Did she?
Yes.
Good for her.
It was an accident.
That's crazy.
It was not an accident.
He literally went up to her tit and grabbed it.
I'm saying her first time showing the nipple that she got in trouble for.
Like, it was probably just horny.
I feel like they were trying to make like a weird like statement thing like, oh, shock
performance.
I don't think that happened was supposed to happen.
Really?
You don't, you don't, you don't, you don't, you don't, you think.
I think it was an accident?
I think that was an accident.
It looked so not accidental.
He literally went to her boob and went and ripped, grabbed.
But how could she not know that that was going to be a thing?
Like, wouldn't she have to be in on it?
Wouldn't she notice, like, oh, there's a Velcro's strap on my bra?
You know how much money they probably lost?
That was live television at this Super Bowl.
I know.
God forbid a nipples seen on live.
Yeah, you're right.
But it was so.
Average buddies in the whole world.
That was crazy.
I thought that was the worst shit I'd ever seen.
That was crazy.
But do you remember?
Christopher Donor was killing the police
and that shit was happening alive.
Hell yeah, I was rooting for him.
Everybody in the black community was rooting for them.
How does that make any sense?
No, I'm just saying, like, the cops were doing,
the cops been doing this grimy for this long,
and now they're fucking scared
because he didn't say, we're going to kill civilians,
I'm going to kill police officers.
And for one time, the police were terror fucking five.
That's the LAPD guy, right?
Plosgie talks me about him all the time.
Oh, that nigga was a cool.
That shit is crazy.
I'm going to take the extreme.
position. I'm saying that
a madman killing police officers
is bad for society. He's not a fucking
man man. He had a whole
doc. He made this whole manifesto.
So did the Unabomber. No, wait a minute.
About how he was wronged.
So did Hillary. Wait, he was wronged
in the LAPD, bro.
And he broke down everything and everything
why of how they did him.
So it made sense.
He was trying to show like the
corruptions within the LAPD.
But I would still probably not root for him.
as he like hunted them down
and murdered them. Hey, they hunt us down.
They murder us. They murder us. What are you talking about?
You've been hunted? I mean, no, but they've been,
the police have murdered us
plenty of plenty and plenty fucking times. That doesn't mean
that all cops deserve to die. No, all cops don't deserve to die. I don't want
no cop to die. Why are you rooting for the guy killing cops?
No, we're rooting for the spirit of it. I get it. Like the same way with the OJ.
We were rooting. We were rooting. We were really think OJ's innocent,
but you still got to root for him just because.
We was rooting for him that this is the first time that the LAPD was scared.
So usually, you know, in our community and shit, they always are certain their power.
They always are being extra aggressive and stuff like that.
And he was from the LAPD.
He was exposing it.
And they were terrified because at that point of time, guess what?
People are not afraid to go outside.
He had police officers terrified to walk outside.
You know what I'm saying?
So that's what we was rooting for.
They got a taste of their own medicine.
Yeah.
I don't think they were like cheering them on like oh my god die you know cops but I think they
stop eating snort a line of Doritos um no or orange deals no no no but he's getting all excited
oh it like landed in his lap you know that was a bully shit I'm sorry I wish was a full orange
that's what it looks like I literally nothing has changed guys okay with you guys I'm gonna keep reading
J-Loco 1520 said,
Duno and A.D. The goat.
Thank you, J-LACs.
They could be the goats.
They cannot both be one goat.
Anyway, EUC vibes
said, Camgirl, we missed you.
With your four powers combined,
you are Captain Planet or the coolest
podcast on the planet.
We definitely need to do one of these.
Please stay, Camgirl.
Boom.
She's DJing with Draco the Ruler.
At 2.19 a.m.
Lindsay Wyatt, so good to see Camgirl back.
Love you guys.
Also sending well wishes to Duno
for a speedy recovery.
Facts. Goun de Garsons said,
shout out to Goon. Please never leave.
Camryl also shout at our house phone. He is gone now.
Wow, everyone's so nice. He's on drugs.
Where's the mean comments? Oji smack a putta.
Coilerae is a goddamn goddess.
They didn't pay. Yeah, fuckers pay.
Josh, what are you doing?
Scrolling.
Coila Ray is a god. You read that one?
Camer. Camera girl is a bot.
I am a bot.
And then what happened to do now? Okay.
And if we refresh this, is it going to show more?
Camgirl is short for a camera girl
Um I guess I guess I got that I doubt she has ever thought of it like that but I guess that is the case huh?
Whoa there's some there's some hundred dollars
Oh to charge bags it's definitely
Don't say that word
Oh a hundred dollars? Oh
Keep going down
Okay, two how much? Okay, there you go
How much for you to peep my DM sent to you on this? How much?
I mean I just don't care you know
I don't want your money.
I just want to not read what you have to say.
And finding that specific message
would probably be so difficult.
I mean, you know.
Please don't make it a fucking NFT.
I actually do flip.
I go through my DMs.
So it's like you have like the three or four words
that show up in the preview.
So if you can make that something I want to click on.
You need to wow him.
The first four words have to be really catchy.
I'm not trying to like charge you money
to read a DM.
Shiny Pokemon.
I'm probably just going to say no.
Booboops.
No jumber is.
Lacking on the NFTs.
Big opportunities in crypto for the brand.
Love to help.
Shut the fuck up.
We're not doing NFTs.
Please don't do it.
Yeah.
It's the stupidest bullshit on earth.
Please, no.
Godzilla movie review was 100 out of 10.
I agree.
That was a funny one.
That made me want to watch the movie.
Oh, you already did that.
Yeah.
Oh, I need to watch that.
A.D. Hood movie review was on point.
I agree.
A very large percentage of the 10,000 people who watched it are showing everyone in the show.
Y'all should have supported it with your eyeballs.
Hey, you got to learn.
things grow.
It's Drew from last week.
Turn me up.
Who's Drew Tarantino?
Shout to Drew.
Who's Drew Tarantino?
Whatever.
Adam, who was the Naomi who passed?
I don't fucking know.
Some porn star from back in the day.
Rem number one said make Adam bald again, but he spelled bald, B-A-L-L-E-D.
Bow-L.
You need to be a baller.
It's a ballad.
Ballad.
And then Xavier Bank said Camgirl, dog, well-behaved.
Yes, true.
Adam, you need DB Boutabag Thola.
Compton A.V. Spiffy Luciano and No Jumper. They are viral and there would be a fizzler and no jumper
collab. It's One California. Yeah, I mean, Thola was in here with a MacJ. Was it? Or no, he was with fucking
I feel like I've heard the name Compton A.V. That's the homie. I like that. I think I like him.
It's Warren, California. The show. It's funny how Josh clicks on the fucking like
all-time donation list and it shows you how much we made. I see you. I was like this.
century.
Me too.
My eyes are like, whoa.
It's like how much we made like ever.
I need a raise.
I was going to say, yeah, keep in mind, this isn't even the other one, the stream elements.
Oh, this isn't stream elements.
This is a stream lab.
So this is just like the old ass shit.
That's crazy that that's how much we made off of fucking listening to people's music from back in the day.
That's far though.
That's like before the most recent couple years.
God damn.
Where the hell of that money go?
To BBLs.
Oh.
paying Yuri to fucking sit around and stroke his what?
He does a lot. Wait, stroke his what?
It's stress his little walnut.
I still don't know what Yuri does.
I just always see him here.
He edits sometimes.
I've never seen him do anything.
Are you seriously?
I've only seen him.
Oh.
No, like,
he's little Vietnamese kids to edit for him.
No, like, I know Trevor does like video editing.
I know Bosanova does video editing.
You know more about what Bostonova does than me.
Yeah, because you know.
Maybe the office is like all the way in the corner.
Yeah.
And I always, and what I always do, I come in, I say,
what are you up to?
He's like, nothing.
So that's what I say.
Well, you say, like, what are you up to?
Like, as well, I'm doing something bad, I'm like, nothing.
What's his title?
He's like an editor here?
Yeah, I guess.
But I've never seen him edit a video.
Anytime I'm like.
I think he pays you because he likes you.
Hmm.
I think I do a considerable amount of work here.
I'm just kidding.
I'm just kidding.
I'm here.
Nearly every day.
Allegedly.
Allegedly.
What happened to that no jumber song?
Well, which one?
Yeah.
Look, I was thinking about that one today.
Camgirl song is my question.
Stop.
Well, new ones coming soon.
Really?
Tana Manju's videos are still up on YouTube.
We release the old one.
Anyway, I feel like we've kind of done what we needed to do here.
Oh, look, shout out to us, Yuri.
What's your last name, Russell? Maybe, I don't know.
Y'all should do this once every two months or something.
Shout out Kangaroo and Yuri, great dynamic.
Ooh.
I love that.
They like the Yuri wave.
Yuri, tell them about your show.
I think Yuri's a story.
They love Yuri.
Some people do.
No, but that's why we started having the Friend Amigos conversation as I was thinking
it would be kind of funny to do a podcast with a gangster and a dork.
That was my whole thing the first.
Oh, man.
I liked having the conversation with AD and Krispy Life.
I felt like that was really cool.
I'm like the dynamic of how crazy it be like he doesn't know nothing about my world
and he will say stupid shit.
That'd be fucking funny.
You need to take him to like what are the clubs that you go to, supper club?
Sorry.
That's not a thing anymore.
The summer club over.
I don't know.
Summer club is never coming back.
Really?
What's the thing that you go to?
I'll take over.
Drey's.
Riley's not going to let me go to.
Drey's not a thing anymore.
Drey's not a name.
Drey's in Vegas, though.
I haven't been out in so long.
I don't even know.
I go to like Penn House.
Penn House.
Yeah.
Where's that?
Is that in West Hollywood?
Yeah.
What's funny is the Highline Room or whatever?
That's like industry though.
But Lena said,
Len is like, I'm pretty sure that that is the club that you had a table at for my birthday back in the day,
but they just like the clubs always have different names now it's probably had like five different names
yeah well is that the one we went to for her birthday and it was like edm music
and in hollywood yeah i know they changed their name again i remember like somebody who was at my
table that i like knew but like didn't really like like like like that much he ordered like a bottle
and there was like it's just seven hundred dollars on the fucking tab because of him i wanted to
fucking break the bottle on the table and slice his neck boy oh jesus and then he like sexually harassed this girl
that was working for me after that and I was just like I wanted to fucking murder him.
Terrible.
It was awkward.
That's fucking weird.
It's weird to think that there was a girl working for me at the time besides Camgroo.
But to answer Camgirl's question, I don't think I could ever go to a club with AD.
Why?
I would never hear the end of it from Riley.
Why?
No, she would go.
That's the kind of relationship you have.
You wouldn't be able to go?
I can do stuff.
I don't want to be fucked up, but like, you're just going to be standing around.
Exactly.
Girls aren't going to go.
Dance. Nobody is going to have sex with you
no matter what you do.
And nobody dances in the club.
You don't dance?
Every photo I've seen of AD in the club, it's him on his phone.
You stand, you stand in a section and drink bottles and salt the girls.
The girls are on the couch.
Wait, so let me ask you, does it seem worth it to pay thousands of dollars to sit at a table
to drink and be on your phone?
He's going to say yes.
He stands up.
And stand up occasion.
I mean, honestly, it's just the way that like, for one, like girls, that's how,
they fuck with you like
in the clubs. Or that's how they can see
really quickly who's the richest person in the room.
Not necessarily that, but it's just, you know,
girls come to the clubs and they want to
drink, they want to have a good time, they want to sit down,
they don't want to fuck with no
nigger that, you know what I'm saying, don't have a place
for them to sit when they come to club.
It's the old days where you went to the bar and it was just everybody
standing up, crowded into a hot room.
I like that too, though. I like going to bars
and everybody's, it's different dynamics
of women and shit. You know what I mean?
But my favorite type of clubs
or like, you know, clubs that play nothing but like old R&B shit up in there.
And it's, you're mingling and you're, you know what I'm saying?
Everybody's walking around.
Nobody has to have bottles.
You go to club with the EDM music and shit?
Yeah, I love that shit too.
Why do you keep giving them to me?
My DJ, shout to Tony Hansom.
He's an EDM DJ.
He works for Insomnia.
You should come to hard.
I'm performing.
I think I've been there before.
That's down time.
Ooh, AD guest spot at the Camgirl set?
Yeah, that'll be sick.
I would definitely come do that.
Money.
That'll be sick.
Hose, candy, sluts.
but no my
shout out to my yeah my DJ he works for that's your fourth
encement
I ain't a whole back of these before I don't I don't know what that is
but I'm gonna have to look him up oh yeah Tony Hansom
and I met what what I don't know what this guy name is
I went to time they opened it in O.C I went the first day
and whoever the DJ was
Gasly was it gasily yeah it was him
why were you there you're so random I talk to him
I talked to him a little bit for some reason
man listen these motherfucking Asian people
was running up to him they had T-E
shirts, they're damn near crying for this guy that I've never heard of.
But his fucking set was crazy.
That nicking you at that club with Gasley for Warby is so funny.
And he's just like, hey, you come back to the room and stuff like that.
I'm just like, oh, I'm about to go home.
Should have turned up.
No, that was good.
But I like different worlds and stuff.
You know what I'm saying?
Code switching.
I'll coach switch for sure.
You know what I want to see is an IRL stream of AD in the club.
Well, you know, I'm about to start...
I'm about to start doing Twitch, though.
Video games.
Should.
Oh, that'll be fun.
It'll keep you in the house once in a while.
Nah.
No, he's going to do it and then go out.
Because you know what Xbox just came out with?
I just got the Xbox.
They got Xbox cloud gaming now that you could play on your phone and on your I, like your tablets and shit.
I've got to go to the club and play like Halo or something.
Really?
That's gangster.
It would be actually the most badass thing ever if I was just in the club with my fucking
laptop just playing some poker tournament.
Nah.
People just spilling drinks on your laptop and shoving you.
There will be a shooting in the club.
I'm going to be like, Shine.
Hey, he didn't shoot any when he stabbed him.
I'll be like, pooh shiasty.
Shoot a security guard just for no reason.
Allegedly.
That's not really.
He has enough trouble right now.
Oh, wait, yeah.
I like the idea of smoking paint pills.
He was lying.
Smoking what?
Like, just chilling at the table and just smoking weed.
You need to get a hold of your weed addiction.
I have a hold in my weed.
It's running your life.
No, no, no.
I've cut it.
You say running your life?
It's running his life.
I was complaining to Adam last month about I realized how much money I've been spending on weed,
but this month I cut it in half and I'm planning on cutting it even more.
I've never spent money on weed in my life.
Well, you're lucky.
All the free weed you give, you should give it to me.
And shout out to Bell Air because they send me fucking bottles every month.
I'm going to cut your dick and half.
Too late.
What the fuck?
And feed it to Camgirl's dog.
Oh, yeah.
That's a great idea.
Wait, where did that come from?
I am tired of it being so long and girthy.
Let's get this thing down to a reasonable size.
What do you wrap it up?
I think he should wrap it up.
Let's wrap it up.
On that note.
Like you're fucking a girl with AIDS.
Wrap it up.
This is Ben, the No Jumper show.
Shout out of AD, Camgirl, Housephone.
Thank you for letting me out of the cage.
Can you put me in the description?
Yeah.
My Instagram.
Go right.
Go watch.
And support Cam,
Oh yeah, um, I watch our streams.
Yeah, I'm streaming on Thursday and we're playing all AD songs.
Yay!
Oh, wait, also I'm doing a 24 hour stream this weekend.
I told, I like it on you.
Never take it off.
Or you're 24 hours?
Tote and Carrie.
I like this now.
You're all invited by the way if you want to come.
A.D. If I want you on a performance on my stream, would you do it?
Yeah, I'll do it for you for sure.
Really?
I swear.
Yay.
That's no problem.
24 hours.
Not 24 hours.
You did 10 and that was like, that was like, that was like, that was not.
I was never gonna do that again.
That was too much.
