No Jumper - The No Jumper Show Ep. 103

Episode Date: July 14, 2021

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Straight from the office, we got COVID-22 in the building. What up? Not in the building in his building. Please, Lord, don't put him in the building. He's in the sanctuary. You guys are bitch made for not wanting the pod with me. I'll be bitch made. I didn't duck this whole fucking quarantine without getting touch.

I'm not getting taken out by the man. I had no say-so in this at all. You spend every day inhaling COVID fluids from other people at the club rubbing COVID juice in your fucking nose. And then you can't even be around me. I think it's because I'm white personally. Bro, eating ass doing everything, bro. Then dodged, then dodged at all.

You know what I'm saying? Oh, you eating ass? Hey, the tequila, though. That's the remedy. I'm convinced. Yeah. The Starbucks ain't doing it, man. I just had some Starbucks for the first time, like a real coffee today earlier.

And I'm like wired up. I'm ready to go to. Nick, I got whatever was on the menu right there. You strike me as a vanilla bean, nigga. Hell no, I needed some actual espresso today. Oh, okay. I was a little tired.

I needed to, like, boot up. I like the Chite tea latte's and shit. The most hoodshould I ever heard is going to Starbucks and being like, yeah, I'll have the regular off the menu, like is your first fucking time. It was like some new, like, it was like some oat milk espresso, something. And I was like, nigga, give me a double shot because I'm double turn. I like Chitee latte. Keep the phone.

But does I even have coffee in it, though? I don't like caffeine like that. Yeah, me either. He ended up in the hospital out fucking. That's why. Too much caffeine in the energy drinks. It's hot up in this, bitch. Can you turn the AC all the time?

It feels good on this side. What's up, man? How are you living, Big 22? Bro, Wack 100 told us to change the filter in the AC so it would stop leaking. And then Josh finally got up in there today and he said, oh, there's no filter. Hashtag no filter. Which confused the fuck out of me. Can I, hey, I want to, I wanted to start off with this story.

So the other day, me and AD did an interview with, uh, Wack 100, uh, had a good conversation, very, very productive conversation, very insightful as definitely a man who's not scared to talk his shit and say what he got to say. But then as soon as I get home, uh, Wack calls me and he's like, hey, come link up with Nick Cannon. I'm like, oh, shit. all right let's go I was literally about to sit on the couch and watch drumline and then you're a fucking liar

you were all right you weren't about to watch it before you met him no stop the cat I was I swear to God I just poured up the lean too you don't even believe in God yeah right

why do I got to believe in God because you just said I swear to God oh yeah bro that's a figure of speech on hood here we go again here we go so I fucking bust out

I go, I link up with WAC 100 and Nick Cannon, not knowing that I have COVID. And guess who's there? Super spreader. Who was there? Acon. I thought you said Aiden, like Aiden Ross was there. No, you would think about a white-ass person like that. Okay, wait, so you met A-Con?

Did he know who you were? That's a good question. I don't know. I'm not 100% sure. I think he knew I was. Did you engage with him in any type of way? Yeah, we were talking. I showed him CMAX interview.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. I love that, like, your favorite pastime is just spreading this cryptness throughout the internet. No, because... Right away, his name... Like, right away his shit came up somehow and Wack was talking about it.

And Nick Cannon already knew about it. And then Acon was like, let me see this kid. Yo, the one thing, though, I got to say, though, is whatever happened with Acon's hairline, bro, that shit is the illest shit I ever see. scene, bro. I think it might really be made a titanium or something because he got the crazy like spray painting one.

Bro, I mean, I'm not. He ain't got the boozer, yeah. No. I'm not here to judge if it's real. That shit looked too good to be true. Like the best hairline ever. I don't know, man. I might have to go to the old Steve Harvey Afro. He had the craziest line of his house. Chris was in all time. Apparently that was a toupee. Allegedly. No. Allegedly.

Does they get been bald this whole time? Allegedly. Tell Steve Harvey I don't want her Not Jordan Hightower, bro Hey can I ask you guys something What's a team Jordan? Oh you know Okay I'll let you do it go ahead

You hate when I go talk about shoes Do you really want me to do this right now? Yeah I'm trying to get you to bust it open pause All right, boom so All right so you got retro Jordan's like Numbers 1 through 20 23 or 20 something Nobody wore no 22

Yeah yeah okay so the only acceptable Jordans to where are the retros the numbers one through really I would say one through 18 I would say one through 13 personally but anyway you ain't fuck with the 17s I don't even know what that like those even look like anyway the suitcase this is like the simpsons where everybody has the seasons that they approve of 70 yeah exactly same no no no but it's like it's universally known that you have to stay within the numbers right but then even within the numbers like you have like Jordan won mids instead of the highs, which are unacceptable, right? So basically, team Jordans are like a, it's like whenever you go to full locker,

those are always there. Like they're not exclusive. They aren't a part of the retros. They're just like, for a lack of better terms. If somebody's going to rob your house and you see Team Jordans, you better fucking run or get a blammy. Yeah. Like, you don't want to beef with the nigga out of school that is wearing Team Jordans because he don't give a fuck about his life.

And usually the girls that are like the most pregnant, they be wearing like Team Jordans and shit. Oh, yeah, for sure. Any girl that got pregnant in high school owned a pair of team girls. It could be a badass bitch. And if she got Team Jordan's on on a date, I would never talk to her again. Because she obviously doesn't care about herself. You would need to turn around and immediately leave the date if you walked in and your date was wearing Team Jordan.

But it's probably fire, though. Who brought this up to you? How do you even? I just keep seeing it on Twitter and shit, be like, oh, that bitch looked like she wore team Jordans and shit like that. And I was just trying to figure out. Did I say that shit? Exactly. I wish I could pull you up an exact picture of like 5-2 Hispanic girl with like jeans with no back pockets on them.

Team Jordans and like a weird crop top. Yo, I'm actually going to Google her right now. Oh, yeah, these are ugly. Okay, yeah. As a person who owns one pair of Supreme Jordan Vives, how do you feel about the team Jordans now? Oh, this is funny because the first thing that comes up is a picture of crying Jordan. holding all the team Jordans. Some is acceptable, though, bro.

Which one? Which one? Dobseros, bro. Are dub zeros really consider Team Jordans? They're not retro, bro. They're not, but those were fire. Those was fire. Also, Spizzykes were fired too. Spis Xikes were fired too.

Sometimes the rules is a little change. Yeah, but you, but. Well, can I just let you guys know that one thing that will never go out of style? Fashion Nova. That's where I choose to get all my drip, all my finest. drip comes straight from Fashion Nova. You hear what they tried to do to the CEO. We're going to make sure we're out here

in the streets. We're not going to let that happen. Wait, what did they do? Actually, Wack 100 told us some interesting tidbits about that. You're going to have to turn into his interview to hear about. But yeah, man, I've just been laced up in Fashion Nova lately and it's just been having me feeling real drippy, you know? What kind of a... Can you give me my fucking deal

back? Or upgrade it? No. Nobody can get you back on. Well, we're coming. We're coming for the CEO again. What kind of a... What kind of shirt is that that you're wearing right now, buddy? This is a Section 8 shirt. I was actually wondering if I'm going to get in trouble for the tities.

I didn't even notice the tities until you said that. Yeah, well, bleep the tities out, man. Hey, don't say the car's topless. Josh said he got the tities cropped out already. Oh, for real? Josh, we do some gas. Don't do no jumping jacks. Don't say my car's topless, say the tities is out.

Hey, you know I just did the RXK nephew interview? It's RX nephew, but RXK is the ad lib. Shout out to him. Can't believe that you... Huh? You're wrong. It's RXK nephew and then there's RX Poppy. Okay, but do you know the...

Did he explain the origin of that, of where the K came from? I tried to get him to explain it because I was like, yo, so at one point, did you want to kill RX Poppy so it became RXK? And he basically said no, but, I mean, he was sort of vague about it, I think. Yeah. I mean, I feel like whenever you have homie beef and then y'all become friends again, you kind of have to be vague about the beef. You don't want to go too deep into it, you know?

Detective phone, here it goes. I'm sorry I pay attention. I asked him if he was, if he's RXK nephew because he's cripping too. And he said, no, that that's a West Coast thing, not an East Coast thing. What? They don't put K's on shit? No, but the nephew part. You know, obviously out here, nephew is typically a, a,

Crip thing. He said that's... Well, I think he's nephew's not a Crip thing. That's just Snoop. I thought... I mean, I usually hear gang members called... Niggum. What do you call... What do you call Josh's kids?

Okay, but that's... I'm just saying. I don't know no other way that you would say nephew. No, because, okay, when we were with Wack 100 the other day, Trell walked in, and he kept saying, ah,

nephew, what up, nephew? He calls me nephew. Which to me is like, he can't. I can't remember his name off the top of his head, so he's just going to call him nephew 30 times. That's just because he's unk status. Once you get to-you-unct status, everyone's your nephews. AD don't get to use that excuse yet, even though he's clearly an unc. I'm not an unc.

You're an unc. Yeah, you're an-you-a-unk. AD is like, 80 is like big bro. I'm big-brow, for sure. 80's big-brown. AD, are you going to not celebrate it when it's your 30th birthday because you don't want people to know you're 30? Nick, I'm 32. I was going to say, I was going to say, what?

What the fuck? I thought you were like 29 for like the past three years. Have you even known this nigga for two years? He's known me longer. Yeah. It's just levels to knowing somebody, you know? Like I knew him before, but I didn't really know him, Paul. Yeah.

Kind of like Wax interview, he kind of like, he was like, it's probably a good idea. I kept him around here. Yeah, because he would have fucked you up if it wasn't for AD. No, for real, though, like, I remember I had a situation a couple years ago that, you know, AD probably knows about it, but I don't think Housephone's gonna know what I'm talking about, so don't try to decode it, motherfucker. But I had an issue with somebody on a street level,

and I kind of like sent out a little flag to like people that I thought were gonna make the problem go away for me, and I kind of realized like, oh, actually, like, motherfuckers don't really give a fuck about you like that. Yeah. They don't. But that's what you got to do. You got to get somebody like AD around

who would take such pride in who he's associated with that he's going to take that. that problem and make it go away just because he can't have anybody around him being violated, right? No, listen, niggas can, no, no, take that back. Niggas can get violated if they don't listen to their advice that I say. So if I tell somebody don't do something, they do it, then that's your ass. You're on your, so you're on your own with that one.

Yeah. Now, I'm not going to sit there and let nobody like in front of my face have 15 niggas come pack somebody out. I'm not going to let that shit happen. But you know what I'm saying? If you get yourself into something that I'm not. I say, hey, I advise against this shit, and the shit hit the fan. I'm just going to have to respectfully, you know.

You got to bow out. I got to bow out because I told niggas they had a time. You got to bow out. I feel like this man don't. He don't like to listen, though. So sometimes he listens a little bit now. A little bit. I feel like he's starting.

I feel like you've helped. He listens to people that he, he, like, respects it from. Like, because I'm not going to listen to just anybody. I mean, you shouldn't just listen to anybody, you know. I had to listen to you guys today when you told me to stay home. Yeah, it's gonna like... I didn't tell you that. Nigger, I did.

Why the fuck? I would have accepted your COVID. I'm not accepting that shit. RX killer nephew was just in there. I was literally sitting at that table like an hour and a half ago. What? Hey, they said they sanitized it. They sanitized it.

COVID regulations. I was breathing real hard on purpose. Nick, that's Windex. Yeah, this is Windex. That shit ain't gonna kill nothing. Hey, hey. You know what I did today, too? Just in case I have my partner to come bring me some Z-pack.

I say, bring me a Z-pack. Because all these motherfuckers catching COVID around me, just in case that motherfuckettuckett hits me, I'm going to take all this shit ahead of time. No, people are getting COVID. I know. Everybody vaccinated, I know that's getting COVID, which is weird. Very weird.

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What do you guys talk about? Can you tell, let me ask you this Oh shit. Did you feel disrespected by Joey last week because the viewers were sitting there going crazy. Okay, so this was something that didn't even cross my mind until I started opening my DMs and I just started seeing, yo, fuck Joey Fats. He fucking da-da-da-da-da.

Fuck him, dude, da-da. And I was just like, did something happen that I didn't see it happen? Because you know what it is? I think that our viewers are not used to just how niggas talk to each other. I agree. I've known Joey for a very long time. Joey's a very wise man. He might be a little harsh the way that he says things,

but he'd be keeping it 1,000 to be honest. And I feel like he dropped a lot. I know the conversation was a little redundant. I wasn't really doing a great job at a leading steer in the way. Sorry about that, Adam. That's all good. Learning experience. It's a learning experience, you know.

But I will say that he dropped some fucking knowledge in between the parts of us just feeling. in with nonsense, you know. And niggas was insinuating that I bought them over. I'm like, wait a minute, this was Adam's idea. That's the homie, but this is Adam's idea. And then, too, anybody comes over here. AD don't got a, y'all want me to fight everybody or be gangster with every single person

here. No. I said, if Housephone felt disrespected, Cuck can fight Cuzz or say whatever he wants to right then and there. Like, he's not a fucking small child. You're not 14 or 15. I don't have to jump in the way of you. I ain't got to jump in the way of Adam.

You niggas can handle your own beast if it come down to that. But I didn't feel disrespect about nothing that he said to you either. I said, you know what? He's knowing you a long time. He's known you way longer than I known you. And I give you criticism. I just don't do it on camera. You feel me?

But I feel like he was telling you some real homie shit like on some brother type shit. No, that's a fact. That needed to be said and you respected it. And I'm seeing the comments. I'm like, why the fuck is everybody mad? It's because I don't think people are used to like that level of just like, I'm going to tell you cut straight and dry how it is. I'm not going to sugarcoat it. Nothing like that.

And only your real friends should be able to tell you that and you accept it and you talk about it. Like if I'm fucking up, talk to me, tell me the situation and shit like that. I don't care whatever the situation. Like we were saying earlier, that was somebody that like I didn't respect or like I didn't care about their opinion or like they had no valid. like because you got to look at shit from like whose perspective is coming from you, if you never done nothing in your life and you're trying to tell me how to move

then like, nigga, I'm not gonna listen to you. You find me? No, but yo, I feel like Joey is a lot closer to like the way that fuck, I gotta sneeze. God damn it. Because somebody please just clip that. You look like you just snorted a line of meth.

I'm down. But no, like to me, Joey is like, Joey has like the aggression of like what I'm used to dealing with a lot of like gangbangers and shit like they really like to like push your buttons and they like to be mad aggressive and sort of like figure out where you're at like to me Joey is is somebody who has been around like the industry and shit like that for a long time but he don't really like act like it that much at all. He sort of has that like dude on the block press you fuck with you to figure out where you're at, to figure out how much you're going to stand up for yourself

type of vibe that I feel like a lot of people are not used to. And even me, I'm not really around people who act like that that often anymore. But Joey got like, I like his energy. I didn't think he was really being like a dick or wrong about anything that I heard him say on the podcast. And I would be the first person to say it if I thought that he was whaling and like being disrespectful, you know? Yeah, no, that's a fact.

And then, too, is like, of course I'm going, this nigga comes from a similar place me. So when he says certain things, it resonates with me more than it will resonate with the average motherfucker. You feel me? We both come from the hood. We both have been through similar trials and tribulations just living the way that we've been living and stuff like that. But I just

wanted the viewers to know that house phone didn't have a problem with nothing that Joey said. You feel me? I will say that I appreciate the fact that the fans care so much and they love me so much that they want to rush to my aid, but I think it was a little unnecessary at that time. They were sending him death threats.

They were like, I hope your store gets shot up. They were saying crazy shit to this nigga. Bro, why is Yuri in the chat dropping emojis of fucking Parker? Huh? I'm looking at the chat. I'm seeing Yuri dropping emojis of baby Parker. He has emojis of AD that I've never seen before. Y'all got emojis of me?

Oh, shit. They're not no jumper emojis. Like Yuri made these. Like, here he is. This is how he's flexing them right now. Isn't he supposed to be like control of these people? Isn't he supposed to be doing some work? Is he supposed to be editing something or doing some other shit?

What is he doing? He's making emotions. He's watching the show. Hey, oh, look, see, this is why I didn't want to do the show. No, exactly. Hey, I'm sitting way too close to this mic that you. It's funny too because I tried not to, uh, I wasn't trying to be mean. But I asked you, I was like, what do you do here?

He was like, what do you even do, bro? He was like, sometimes I wonder too. He's like, I edit videos. But I did go to shout to Yuri and Riley. Shout to 10 talks. I went on there 24-hour stream. No, I didn't go physically on there. I looked at Adam's story.

I swiped up. I donated $5 for him and take a dab. You know, I did, you know, did a little bit. I watched like the first like 30 minutes of Yuri's 24-hour stream. Can you get him to tell us how much money he made on that shit? Because I sent him $100. I saw AD sent him $5. He told me.

Undisclosed amount. Undisclosed amount. But he said he made more that day than he usually makes in a month. Yeah. And that's on fucking period. Sometimes I feel like people in the office are starting to look at Yuri a little different because he got his YouTube channel popping and stuff now. And I asked him in front of the whole office, I was like, yo, how much you make off

that interview that you did with me? And I think he said like, oh, like, $1,500. And I felt like everybody was kind of looking at him like, oh. Off that one? You're not like us anymore. You're a fucking, you know, you're like Adam now. You're a content creator. You're not an employee.

You're getting money like that, huh? And to be fair, I've always said this about Yuri from the get-go. When Gina left me to go to Mad lately, I said, Yeri, I want Yeri to be my co-host. And everyone said, fuck no. I was like, all right. Why is Yeri now allowed to be a co-host? Yo, because he's white as fuck. I always believe in my homie Yuri.

He's funny as love. I have such a high standard for white people that are going to be on no jumper. I feel like they need to know more about rap than me. And Yuri literally does not know anything about rap. He knows about the most random, like, riff, rap song from, like, 2011 or, like, some shit like that. Or he'll have some rapper that he's a big fan of from L.A. that got killed three years ago and he still wants to listen to him every day.

And it's like, bro. Like, we can't just listen to your buddies. He'll throw on like a Gucci man album from like 2014, but like have it on repeat for like a month. And he'll put on like song number 17 and be like, you don't know this? Like no, bro, I don't remember this deep album cut. See, that's why I thought it would be funny to have me and him like he doesn't know shit about street life. He doesn't know shit about my world. It'll be funny for me to just get pissed off at him every day and just try to school him and shit.

I thought that would have been funny. It would be like a Robin Big complex. Yeah, I see that vision a little bit more now because I see there's a lot of podcasts, I think, that are popping off that are like bad matches in the sense of like, you know, Ethan and Trisha Paitis. I don't think you guys watch H3H3. I know about frenemy. Stop playing. Right. But they're not like a very, they're not like that similar, but they're like so different that that kind of makes for a fire podcast, which kind of honestly was what we sort of tried to do with me and Dame Dash. But I feel like there's a big, I don't know. I think that. That could be. I would like to see Yuri stop by the fucking at the end of the day set a little bit more. I can't even remember the name. You can't remember the name. People let me tell you about my best.

At the end of the gay, which is the gay porn version I'm making. Okay. Hey, knock yourself out. He's going to make a gay parody of you. He ain't coming to take my show. Right? He's about to colonize your show. Joey, Joey.

You about to colonize at the end of the day and come on every week. Yo, but I mean, I think I did Yuri a favor about. teaching the man to fish by telling him that he should do tent talks on his own. Because if he did it on no jumper, you know, it would be like our thing or whatever. But then say he would be getting $5 instead of $1,500. I believe it. Uh, you know, but we give him about five. But man, yo, when I watched Yuri's stream, Riley was mad as fuck at him within like the first five minutes that I was watching.

She was already like so annoyed by him. And I was like, man, I wonder how much. this is happening when I'm not I'm not watching. Wait, what happened? I don't know. She was just, he was pissing her off. She was getting annoyed by him. I'm like, oh, yeah, this is what it would be like to date, Yuri. I would just be annoyed as fuck. When I tuned in, it was like that, too. She was like, I'll go to the store for you.

She's like, no, I'm going to go to the store. Yuri, get the camera off of me now. Yo, because the other day, me and I did a podcast with that girl, Blue Jasmine, who is basically like a fucking, you know, a gold digger. as you could say. Oh, I know he's on home. Wait, wait, is that the girl that went viral about her, she wants the guy to still pay her rent and shit?

Yeah, which I should have told her, I got this guy named Housephone who would definitely pay her rent for a hand job or whatever. Literally, I want to raise at no jumper just so I can afford to pay for Ms. his instant rent or whatever. I can't even talk. Mrs. Green. What's her name again? Blue Jasmine.

Blue Jasmine. Blue Jasmine, I will pay for everything. Let me drop a couple more high rollers. I pay for your whole life. You want to know what was mad funny, though, as I was cooking Young Ian Aces team, I was making fun of them. I'm like, y'all walk by a girl out there

and none of you got her number, like teasing them. And I heard that right after that, one of them walked out and got her number. Oh, my God. So I need a homie to pump you up. Yeah, yeah. You needed to, like, put the battery in the back real quick.

I think that they all just realized right then, like, oh, she's not somebody's girlfriend. We can just go holler at her. Doesn't matter if she is someone's girlfriend. I like the respect. Because usually niggas don't give a fuck and they're going to try to holler regardless. Well, usually they catch the vibe.

Like people don't try to holler at Riley because they can kind of catch the vibe like, oh, she's not available for that, yeah. I feel that. That would definitely put, that's going to put Yuri in a tough spot if anybody ever tries to holler, you know? I really think Yuri would, like, go crazy.

Off top. What if Yuri fought the whole young and Ace camp because they tried to talk to Riley? Man, they're going to make Who I smoked part two about him. Yuri, who I smoke. Easily. Oh, my God. You don't stand a chance.

Spina Ben's going to spin the block and you're going to be a fucking corpse, man. Speaking of no jump or smoke, you want to address the callout that happened between me and you today. What was the callout? We got called out by somebody on YouTube. Y'all got called out by Mick Silver for him.

He wants to fight both of y'all, and I suggest that y'all get in the ring him how about that i love that he specifically left your name out he wants no problem with that i'm i'm not saying i'm not saying cuss i don't think cuss is scared of me or anything like that but i'm saying he conveniently left your name out bro but but i'm a street nigger we handle street shit differently we don't have no real street problems and shit like that i honestly don't know why he put your name in it i just i was like him and adam he's been salty with me since i just said hey i'm not rocking with the whole n-word shit but you know what's crazy you wouldn't even know who that

was if it wasn't for me sending the videos in the group chat fuck the bullshit why don't you and adam get in the ring with the nigger and handle this shit i think y'all both will get a lot of respect from the people i think i don't get that shit cracking i think adam is personally too above his status to fight him but i will he's not i will personally read my mind anybody can anybody can't i get down with anybody bro that's a fact but i'm saying in a boxing match on some pay-per-view shit like niggas gonna know niggas gonna tune in for Adam and then they're going to know who the fuck is his other guy. Niggas watch Bosco and Gonzo, bro.

That's a fact. But I'm saying you got to have Adam fight somebody like more on his left. I feel like that's almost disrespectful. Like you got to have somebody up there with you at least. So he's good enough to interview, but he's not good enough to fight in a boxing match. I'm saying I'll fight the nigga any day. Then you do it then. Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

I was trying to take it. I was trying to take the fade from my nigga. And I, and for the viewers outside, too, I don't think people understand how fucking, Adam is not no little nigger, bro. Yeah, no, that's a fact. You know what I'm saying? You need to fight somebody more of my size to keep a Jeep.

Yeah. I'm a COVID patient now. I'm dying. I'm falling apart. But anyway, I got a couple things to say. Number one, shout out to Be Real, because Be Real TV is in the chat. I don't know if it's the Be Real,

but Be Real is obviously the man. Vato, you wouldn't believe what they saw? That's a fact. But also, all right. This is what I was thinking when I was seeing this. Number one, we're talking about somebody, like the video was about somebody who got blank killer on his fucking head. Why are you even thinking about boxing me? Okay, that's number one. You got problems. They're not with me. This don't make any fucking sense. All right. So number one,

if you like you like the person that we were talking about the person in the video was a person who basically said that if he saw him in the streets that milk wouldn't do anything that was basically CMAX quote was basically like if you see me in the streets you ain't going to do shit and and so I don't really understand why he would even be thinking about boxing me obviously I'm not going to fucking box you bro number one I dominate I am so much bigger than you that it's like not even It doesn't even make sense. You would never be able to get to the same weight as me. We're not in the same fucking weight class. Well, fucking Lamar, Lamar Odom and Aaron Carter weren't the same at all. All right. Well, if he wanted to get Lamar Odom,

he came to the right place because that's about right. But then number two, I just saw Pino in the chat. And now I'm not, I'm not somebody who is out here, like calling milk out for not throwing down with Pino when he was out here. I'm saying, like, that's a pretty good fight for milk. To me, milk and Pino is a fight that

actually makes sense. I feel like, you know, that that's a fight that would make sense. What's the difference between me, CMAQ and Pino? You have actual real beef with two of these people, right? What's different about me? Oh, listen. I got millions of followers, and I got clout, and you would actually get a fuckload of attention from fighting me. So that's kind of my response to it is there's a ladder that you got to work your way up if you wanted that fight me. Now, the other problem, too, is that I'm not putting a whole bunch of my time and energy into fighting somebody. When I got all this shit going on, I'm making all this profits for the business, doing all kinds of different shit. The last thing on my mind is fighting somebody who realistically is just not on my fucking level in any way, like besides that you want to come up off of my cloud.

So that's my opinion. If you vanquish CMA and you vanquish Pino once he's. out the feds or whatever the hell's going on with him. I don't know. Then we can talk, all right. But I mean, it just makes no sense that he's calling me out.

The idea that people think I'm going to take this serious. No, it does, it does make sense. It does make sense. I'm not a tough guy. I don't walk around saying, hey,

I'm the fucking biggest, bad, as tough as dude. I never put myself out there like that. No, but it does make sense because you bring, you bring his opposition, you interview him, and you brought his name up into the shit.

You didn't have to bring. his name up. That's the only thing that I will say. I brought it up because he caught feelings and was putting it on his story saying, oh, you know, why you, you know, he's talking about CMAQ on his story. Milk was pissed after I interviewed CMA, which doesn't make any sense because in reality, I've interviewed G Herbo and Lil Durk and King Vaughn and all these guys. And then I interview billionaire black and I interview Ruga. They're real mortal gang enemies. People have died due to that conflict. Niggas the same shit.

Because of course, I'm an interviewer. I interview everybody. But you can't say that their Chicago shit is real. Like this shit in L.A. is just as crazy and these are mortal enemies. That's what I'm saying. Hoover's in 55th Street or whatever the fuck.

That is a real beef, right? It ain't got nothing to do with me. But if you bring somebody's name up in the interview, that's their opposition. That's like you're starting some shit. and that's why somebody will call you out to want to fight you. If it was me, if it was

my ops and you said, hey, how do you feel about AD and the nigga disrespect me? They wouldn't have said that shit if you didn't ask them down in the first place. Yeah. And you got to think about it too. Hey, look, you got to think about it too, bro. You playing a game where like you invite somebody here

and then you invite the other person here and you would type a nigga that post a lot when motherfuckers is here and shit like that. It's like bro, if it was really on like that you could be setting yourself up and somebody else up for some, some bullshit just by you, just like not even thinking about it that deep, you know? I mean, the only thing that I said to CMAC was basically like, how do you feel about

the fact that Milk publicly said these things about me interviewing you? For me, my position is clear. I interview people on both sides of shit and I don't try to like stir up drama. But I mean, if Milk said something about the interview with CMAQ, on his story or whatever, then of course, when I go do the interview with CMag number two,

I'm going to say, how do you feel about this? Mill could have not said anything about CMAC, and it wouldn't have been a topic conversation, but either way, the fact that I'm fucking, that he even thinks is a possibility

that I'm going to fucking take time off from all this shit that I got going to fight. You're clearly misreading the kind of person that I am. That's not how I get down. So, I mean, again, if he vanquishes Pino and CMAC, then we can talk,

but he's going to have to vanquish housebone. Because House phone say he's down. I'm stepping up. I'm taking a fade for you, bro. I got you. I mean, listen, CMA already told me somebody that he's actually cool with

that he wants to fight. So. I said I will fight CMAG too. Huh? I'll bear it. I'll fight CMAQ. I'll fight anybody, Keep a G. If somebody gets the bag,

right, for these things to happen, then sure. I mean, but that's what it's enough for me. I would fight somebody for millions of dollars. I'm not going to fight somebody for fucking 20 racks

and a can of Twizzler. I would definitely fight that nigga for 20 racks, bro. What? If you cashed at me 20 racks right now, you could have them pull up a meeting in the corner. And milk fight for 20,000. I'm with it. I need the whole 20, though.

20,000 up. We're going to put it on Patreon. Bro, literally set it up, please. I've been needing to get some aggression out anyway. I mean, listen, you could fight milk. CMA can fight the person from Compton that he said he was going to fight, which is not AD.

I know. I'm going to fight. AD is going to fight alcoholism and heart disease. Oh, my God. You don't have to fight COVID, nigga. That's what you fighting. Can I, am I allowed to get my COVID cloud on here or what?

What? I don't get it. What do you mean? I want my cloud, bro. I got COVID and nobody's even asked me about it. I just said you're fighting COVID. We've been to unplug you. I'm fighting COVID, bro.

That's why I can't be in a boxing ring. You still asked to come to the office today You are here You were here earlier I can't believe you were here And he gonna get offended by me He gonna say hey Because you don't never answer the group text anyway

He said do you guys feel like coming For me coming to office? I said hell no He says yeah the guy who's in the parties Every week You want to quarantine shame me I mean I don't necessarily want to sit directly Across from you if I know you got it

But like You know I guess I'm so close to your mic at this point, it don't even matter. Let me show you what I did. Just as a precaution. So, niggas know this shit real. Put the blame you on it?

No, no, sure. I have my homie, bring me a Z-pack. Just in case, because I've been exposed to Adam and other motherfuckers. Because this shit kills COVID. It's a Z-pack. That's some Haitian shit? Nah, niggas is from the doctor.

It's called R-Zithromycin, whatever. What is it for, though? That kills COVID. How? It's known for killing COVID. Let me get one. Nah, nigger, you good. How much you're selling them for?

I need my regimen. How much you're telling them for it? I ain't selling that shit. Come on, man, we need him. Yo, but you want to know what really sucks is that like, okay, so this is my timeline, COVID-wise. Last Sunday, I had, I basically, like, got the COVID symptoms throughout the course of the day. I felt all right in the morning. By the end of the night, I felt like shit.

Then Monday, I slept all day. And Tuesday, I felt all right. I came in and did a couple of interviews. Wednesday did a couple of interviews. Thursday did a couple of interviews. Friday did an interview. So you exposed a bunch of people to COVID basically. And I had no fucking clue because I was vaccinated. So I thought that I couldn't get it. And then Saturday, Lena starts feeling like shit, she gets the person to come and COVID test her right away. Boom. We realize we actually had COVID. And my kid got COVID too.

Cram crazy, which is bananas, bro. Poor little Parker, bro. It's so sad seeing her in a bad mood. Yeah, I was when I say, how is she holding up? I mean, she seems all right now, but it's It's weird with a kid because, you know, they can't tell you how they feel, but you just get to see them, like, be in a bad mood and, like, be sort of grumpy and start crying for no reason and shit. And you realize, like, fuck, like, these kids actually fucking, I mean, it's just sad to feel like she's suffering and she can't tell us what's wrong. But she keeps seeming better day by day.

But, like, Lena has no sense of taste. So she's out here, like, fucking just eating whatever and not knowing what the fuck to do. She can't taste right now. Did you, um, is this the first time? and Parker, like, has been sick since you, since you had her. Yeah. And in terms of Lena not being able to taste, I told her, I'm like, now you got no excuse not to eat my ass.

Oh, my God. Sorry, wait, are you, are you even going to bother by wiping now or, like, cleaning at all? Like, I mean, that's what I was thinking. She could eat my ass unwhipped. She's not going to know. I mean, she might get sick or something, but I don't know. I thought that was a pretty good idea. You don't get rid of that delta.

The delta. What's that? I think that's what I have. What's the Delta? Delta is the COVID variant right now. Oh, my, speaking of variance, I hear that word a lot now

because I'm going to watch a Loki. Oh, how is that? Fire. I was thinking when I'm done watching Drumline, I'm going to watch that. Oh, my God. Why are you acting like Drumline is a series? Like, it's going to take you that long to get through.

Yo, but actually, Young Enace was roasting me for not having seen Drumline the other day. How did y'all start talking about drumline? We roast you for a lot of movies you ain't seen. I know. Wait, Have you seen paid and full?

Huh? Paid and full? Of course. All right. I don't know. Who's money, Mitch? Man, I can't remember. It's been 20 years.

We is a Dipset fan, so I can see what. It's Cam, right? Yeah, you do love Dipset. I forgot. Yo, is Be Real really in the chat asking me if I need a Dr. Green Thumb prescription? Be real. Look, is.

Is it a verified account? It is. Then it's probably be real. I need to come back to the hot box. You did it? Did you do a freestyle or the interview? I did it with Armin. We did a video.

Armin and Armand. Oh, you did the hot box too? AD, you did the hot box? I did the shit with Armin. Bro, that shit must have been terrible for you. Hey, this nigga was high as fuck. You already know. Bro, I just searched AD Hotbox.

I don't see shit. No, it was Armin. We did a music video would be real in the video. while doing hotbox is weird. That's fire. Bro, Wiz Khalifa got 10 million views on his fucking hot box. Was it 10 years ago or like?

Yeah, it was six years ago. Oh, and burners in the back too. I remember that. I don't think I'll ever watch one of those. I'm going to be honest. Anyway,

bro, ACON, ACON. Did you ask him about the 6-9 feature? We talked a lot about 6-9, but I think that I'm going to keep it zipped lips because I don't want to tell the world. what he told me.

Adam with the integrity. Appreciate that. Adam with the integrity card. I love it. Well, I just don't, I don't know if what he was telling me was publicly available.

So I'm gonna just leave that long for now. If you said it in a private setting, I just want to let you know that your employees are passing around marijuana to each other when there's possible COVID in the bill. They all got COVID, bro. Hey, also, this is the thing that...

It's supposed to some cushioning. This is the other thing that I want to say about going to, Nick Cannon space is sometimes I feel a little lazy because I'm like comfortable money wise or whatever. It's like I don't really feel like I have to hustle. I have to get every last dollar whatever. When I saw Nick Cannon space, I was like, okay, this is why I'm hustling because if we were working out of this spot every day, bro, life would be fucking sick. Like he got the recording studios, the podcast studios look beautiful. There's like a workout room. Right. I was,

I was like, bro, the whole parking lot outside, I'm not a car guy, shit was covered in ill-ass cars. And he's talking about, oh, yeah, I'm about to get this, this Rose Roy's, it's like flat white. I'm about to get it pearl white. I'm like, I don't even know the difference. Yeah. He's talking about like all these things he's going to, bro, so many firewhips in the parking lot. They got security. I was like, if we were working out of this spot, lit.

Nick Cannon got them M's. That's why he can afford to, like, man, Adam can do that shit because it won't be cheap. Yeah, that's a fact. I can't even get a deck to make sound effects right now. Yeah, how much is that like $200? We're cautious. Like, actually, I think we have to say it.

Well, why do you tell me? I literally asked for it. Oh, but we're going to have you using it tomorrow, but me and Josh are very concerned that you're going to overuse it. You know the fucking vibe. Why the fuck what I overuse it? Beap, boom, boom, boom, boom. I just feel like, you know, a couple of air horns,

a couple of gunshots is good, but I feel like you might be O-D-in with it. Bro, my results have been foolproof. They've been proven. You're going to have a like, it's AD button. Yeah, and you can't gang bang with the sound like. It's like Christmas.

I'm not going to funk flex and I promise. You're not allowed to have a whole soundboard full of gang signs or whatever. You can't put. This is not a projector. It would pop up. I think you should make half the buttons on there, be CMA.

quotes. I kind of like COVID Adam because if he starts talking too spicy, we can't no you can't. I know where he lives too. I can just go punch him. I never been there,

never been invited. He brought his mom to my crib. What? Yo, y'all niggas are really friends and I'm kind of offended. Kiki's been there too. You know Kiki for like six months.

Max. He's my brother. How bad can he be? He's not bad at all. He's great, but I'm like, damn. He met my mom and, And he's like his favorite person he ever met in his whole life.

Am I really not that trustworthy? I've known you for like seven years. And I can't even come to the crib once. No, I mean, you just, you show up like five minutes before the podcast and then you leave five minutes after. And then also when you used to come to my apartment in Korea town all the time, you would always have 40-year-old fucking junkies. You got to let that one go, man.

You got to let that one go. Yeah, we found out somebody was. smack in the 40-year-old meth head. And I'm not saying, and now, Oop. No, but, you got to.

Yo, can I talk about this, too? How, how's on, how come fans are sending me pictures of you locked up in a bisexual

fucking guy. You better relax. Okay, first of all, that was kind of questionable. First of all, shout out to my white boys.

You know, my nigga David Shottie. Sometimes the white homies are a little over-affectionate. And like, you know, I'll let them do that game. Cuddle like Dracula. I'm not going to lie, he was kind of geeked up. But we made some fire ass music that night.

But yeah, bro, I'm sorry. Sorry I'm not homophobic. Me neither. He's not even gay. He just, he just a little, a little suss, you know? You were hitting the whippets out of his fucking butt hole or something. I actually was not hitting the whip. Someone asked me to pass in the canister.

And I had, look, no, no, no. It went from one person's hand to my hand to the next person's hand. You were cod red-handed on hood. At no point was there a whippet canister in my mouth in that video. Pause. I guess you're right, but I've seen you feverishly loading the kid. You look like Ralphie the plug. I'm off this perk and his walk doing whippies.

I love that song. RIP Catch you to Great. RIP Catching. Yeah, fuck all that. Every time I watch a Draco video now and I see him, I'm like, God damn it. All the homies from the hood tell me Catchy grew up in our hood. I was like, that's crazy. He was one of the most interesting people on the microphone.

I've ever heard in my entire life. You're saying he's from Lantana Block? Apparently he grew up in a other. What is Lantana Block? Don't worry about it because next subject. The homies know where this location is. Don't say nothing to offend him. Hey, but can't stop him.

Is it like Santana's world, Juell Santana's his old store from Harlem? Hey, see, this is why I say. I try to be an advisor when the nigga keep going. What can I say? Talk about manscape. This is why Bill. This is why milk trying to fade you up on an boxing ring. What are you going to do if CMAQ turns on you?

Man. Run for the heels. Yeah, he's not going to know how to handle it. I'm scared of fucking CMA. I can't be too close to CMA. Like, I'm not going to his block. That's one block I'm definitely not going to. Who's, I know.

Don't even say it because I know what you think. I was trying to have the homie fucked up. I was going to say, who block you've been to a couple blocks. I've been to some blocks. Man, the city's on fire. I don't think I want to go to any blocks right now. I was going to say, bro, like speaking the blocks, man, I need to get off the block. I've been told you that.

Yeah, but that really hit me like a different, like, I don't know, bro. Yeah, I mean, we don't have to go into super crazy detail or anything. But yeah, somebody sends me a link a couple days ago. I'm watching it. I see somebody dying in front of my own eyes and their last words as the person on Live was asking them where they were. The last words was literally warehouse phone. Well, here we go, airing them out again.

But I was like, bro, house phone. Not a good area to be. We got to get you out of there. We got to get you downtown L.A., bro. No, I got to get away from downtown L.A. too. Downtown is bad, too. He needs to come to the valley, bro. I need to be over here, for real, bro.

Yeah, but everybody graduates from the hood to downtown L.A. For a while, although I agree. If you move to downtown L.A., your ketamine issues are going to get way worse. already I already took over downtown LA it's time for me to move on the bigger and better things I'm going out to fucking Porter Ranch with uh... Nariman I ain't gonna say it man Let me give you the rapper starter kid

You make a little money you go to North Hollywood Bro to start off Nah I know Then you keep moving from there And you keep moving from there I'm gonna go with Blank and Blank out in Porter Ranch That's where I'm going

Yeah Porta Ranch is cool But you don't need to be over there bro And it's not Hartthorne is not dangerous now It's been dangerous from the start It's like the middle ground It's the melting pot Because different people from different cities

Are from different hoods All move over there You could be a right around the corner From your enemy And think that you far as fuck away from you A lot of bullshit happens out there Man bro trust me Like that shit's been

I didn't mean to watch that video As many times as I did But it was just like It was just harboring on me bro Like it was just too fucked up Bro, it's sad as fuck, too, bro, that you know that. Also, so many people sent that to me. People are insensitive, bro.

Like, they're really insensitive, bro. The fact that that shit is being shared as many times as it is and people are trying to get clout off the situation, that's somebody's kid. That's somebody's brother, family. All type of shit like that, man. Nobody wants to see that shit, bro. Like, the shit's sad as fuck.

And I wish we got to a point that we don't got to look at shit like that, bro. I'm surprised they even like keep shit like that up. Like I thought Instagram was like, take remove stuff like that. Yeah, and I can't write a caption. Right.

AD can say I'm going to beat you up and sing to your bitch with Trey songs. But you can post a video of that. Yo, speaking to Trey songs. Oh, God. Not really. I was like, don't diss the homie.

Ian A.D. did a Patreon exclusive with this girl who was telling us how bad she wanted to fuck Trey songs. Oh, yeah. The Asian girl? Oh, bro. That's the, If you guys don't got the Patreon

This is the reason to buy the Patreon My homies call me today They was like, bro What the fuck? They only seen 10 minutes of it It gets way crazy Bro, she got butt-ass fucking naked, bro. I watched the little preview on YouTube

And I was just like, they left me at home for this. My niggas, she has her pussy lips Talking to the camera with a Muppet voice, bro. Bro, what? She told her, I'm a pussy. I'm a vagina. She said literally the craziest shit I've ever heard a woman say ever in my life, bro.

The 50 guys thing was crazy. That's not even the worst, bro. That wasn't even the worst? No. I'm not going to spoil it, but she told us a story about her home girl. I want to talk to this home girl. Basically getting ran through by a bunch of homeless bums.

Craziest story I ever heard, bro. But like, was it like on some charity shit? No. No, somebody took her to a certain place and told all the homeless people is gang bang time. Yeah, and they just popped out the tents and just went crazy. You have to look at the patron, bro. And I ain't even trying to sell this shit like sell it, but I'm really telling you like, I left that shit.

Disgust it and it was also hot. It was like half and a half. Did you have a boner during it? No, I had no boner. She's talking, bro, she's talking about getting put on fire and shit. Wait, what? Bro, yeah. I had, I had like a half a boner and AD's not respecting my boner.

He's touching me on the shoulder and shit. I'm like, what? dude you gotta stop bro hey all I know is when she first pulled the titties out y'all both were trying so hard

to make eye contact still like you were trying not to look down at the titty I see him but Adam did a homie move though he told her to give me top at the end of the shit at the end of the peterion I think you got it

you get topped off on the page I'm not about to get topped off on Adams around he'll never let me hear the end of that shit I know he'll talk about it for ever you should have took it to the Home Depot parking lot bro hey man look we swapped information and I kept it pushing you know I mean Did you see her the next day, bro?

She was on Instagram with like 40 Asian women. Like she had a whole organized stop Asian hate group chat or some shit. I hope she accepted my request because I for show hit that follow. Damn, somebody said that Gina views rocks Team Jordans. No, she don't. Nah, don't play Gina like that. Well, we're about to be around Gina a lot more. Gina's going to be in the office all the time.

We hired Gina. She put the cat out of the bag. She had her bare feet out. She got no shoes on right now. Probably because she had Team Jordan's on and you guys embarrassed. Yeah, she threw the Team Jordans away as we were talking about it earlier. And now she's barefoot. I'm sick.

I can't believe Adam knows what Team Jordans are now. He Googled it. I wonder, did any like memes come up, like related to them so you can see? He literally said a Jordan crying face meme. No, but I want you to see what type of like, it's like the girls that eat like flaming, hot Cheetos at 9 a.m. You feel me? That was a little racist, but like,

you know, this is true. That's real. It's the truth, though. I'm sorry. If I eat a bag of flaming hot Cheetos, I got to take half a Pepsi'd after. Yeah, you're on your Lozanne shit. You might OD off him.

Bro, he said he's been cleaning off drugs for 10 months. Lozanne ODed off a hot Chitos. No, he got, he ODed off hot Cheetos. I take Pepsi when I drink extremely too much. Is that like, is that like Thumbs? No, every day.

No, it is like times up. I've been having a gallon of water a day. I've been doing good. I went to the gym today. I'm down 14 pounds. I'm about to lose some more. I ain't playing. But this weekend, I did get too fucked up.

I had a dream. I woke up and somebody was telling me. I had a dream. I had a dream. Yes, I am Martin Luther King of this podcast. But somebody woke me up and they were telling me that something bad happened to AD and he was in, you know, I don't know any of too detail. But I felt like it was the universe.

trying to tell me that I got to remind AD to stay healthy and stop fucking doing all these crazy drugs and four locos and shit. I don't do none of that stuff. No, he did. Why was somebody to tell you something happened to me? He said it was in his dream. Oh, why was you dream that? Why are you dreaming about the homey?

Because I'm worried. I'm going to have to. He wants to govern my dreams. Yeah, you're going to have to like, he's going to debo you in your dreams so you stop thinking about him. Big pause. Was it a dream or was it a nightmare? Hmm.

Well, I, like, woke up to it, and then I rushed to take a shit, and then I don't know. It wasn't that serious, Dan. What if it was a dream and a nightmare? I used to pray for times like this, moms like this. Who's me milk in a box? Academics. Nah. Academics say he wants to box him.

I mean, hey, if he wants to do it, I support it. But somehow I dealt it. I don't know, man. I seen the video of. Meek Mill in the boxing gym. They wasn't looking like he was talking. Here you go. I'm just...

I don't go to the club. You'll sit there and say, whoa, what's the call? Get at me like that. I'd be like, well, you didn't say... Hey, somebody said that AD is an Arby's curly-fri-crip crib. Speaking of Arby's, I have something special.

Drop in tomorrow for the no-jumper fans. Watch at the end of the day, and I have something dope dropping tomorrow. You got a fucking Arby's sponsorship. Just chill out, man. coming tomorrow. God damn it. I'm coming tomorrow. Wait, wait, wait, wait.

Are there going to be more? No, you only want to come for the, for the, for the, for the, for the, for the, it doesn't run my mind. He's about to expose this Arby's. He only wants to come when it, when, when, you know, the Patreon people are coming. That's what I figured. I was, I was trying to, I was trying to word it the right way. Oh, okay.

So that's what we got to talk about is that tomorrow, because I am COVID 22, AD and do know are going to be. interviewing some only fans girls without me for the patreon and i just want to like i don't know maybe have a little conversation about what your plan of attack here is because ad i noticed you don't like ask a lot of questions and i i want you to be ready with the questions to ask these girls and i want i want to figure out how you're going to get them out there clothes and shit bro don't don't worry about it just just let me get some tequila and let the let the talk and start happening. Okay, but if they get drunk, you're not allowed to fuck them. No, they can't get drunk.

I had the only one that could drink. That's kind of what tequila does, though, it gets people drunk. I'm the only one that's going to drink it. They're not going to know I have it. That's weird, bro. Like, I was talking to this girl one time who told me that she was fucking Marilyn Manson, and he would do mad drugs, but he wouldn't let any of the girls do drugs. So that's what you're on? I'm on. What's the purpose of doing drugs? I never let a bitch Bill Cosby, me. what's the purpose of doing drugs with around the bitches and not letting them do it.

Because you're going to be in the whole purpose of doing drugs. Her house phone, the whole purpose of doing drugs is to get the girl fucked up, right? Not what? If you got to get them fucked up, you're lame, though. Exposed. Yeah, exactly.

Now, I'm just a nigga that like to do drugs. So if someone wants to partake with me, then that's different. Yeah, I've never done drugs while the girl wasn't doing drugs. Like, I'm only doing the drugs. You can leave it on the table and say, there are drugs right? here, but I'm not telling you to do it.

If you happen to pick it up, it's on you. Nah, what you do is you just start doing it yourself and then they be like, oh, my God, can I have one? It's like, oh, you sure? And then when high rollers goes public, they're going to say he he gave me a, he put

ketamine in my, and my sarac. He gave me a quail. Yo, tell me how you feel about this. I remember back in the day, I met this girl, and we did Coke, and it was her first time ever doing coke and then we did anal. And it was her first time ever doing anal.

And somehow that, that seemed kind of fucked up. Like, damn, like I took two cherries in one night. That's fucked up. Like, I don't know. It didn't feel right. You took the whole damn pie along with the cherry. What I'm saying? I'm like, why did this girl decide to hand me over all these various levels of her innocence?

Was there anything else left that you could have, I mean, you could have fucking shot her with a heroin needle. That's pretty much the only other thing. That's the only other step from there. If I had it, I would have. Have he ever did that phone? Keep a G. Come on, bro.

I don't know, bro. You said you like drugs. It's a serious question. Bro, really? Dog food records. I'm just saying, damn, bro. I'm not throwing that on you,

but I just asked, I had to ask that question. Bro, never, bro. I've never shot anything up, ever. I don't even like getting tatted when I, with the needle, bro. Me neither. That shit hurts.

but damn, bro. That just hurt me. You even had to ask me that. It's a serious question, bro. Yes, I asked him all that shit. Adam, have you ever shot up heroin? How do you think I found out he did meth before? I asked him.

Yeah, you're right. If I had done heroin, you guys would know and you would talk about it every week. Yeah, that's a fact. I feel like I'm too open to where if I would have done heroin, too, I would have definitely have mentioned it before. But it's not that too far fetched for me to ask that. I didn't even know what ketamine was,

so I got here. I mean, that's because that's, like some it's kind of some new shit i feel like you know house phone you got to watch the whole central c interview so that you can hear the moment where we're talking about ketamine and i was just like oh yeah one of my co-host has a really bad problem with that oh my god he didn't like hear it i don't think you didn't really say anything about it so people just like it seems like i just quickly like anonymously throw you under the bus and keep it moving when i wanted to like people always send me the troll out longer people always send me random clips of you like saying some

such-sad shit about me and other interviews that I would have never seen unless they sent it to me. You're interviewing some girl. I, no, but the other day, I interviewed Central C, right? He was like the hottest rapper out of the UK. And I think he was saying how he hadn't done a feature with an American yet. And then I see him doing a feature with Draco in the studio.

So I'm super fucking geek because I want to hear what that sounds like really bad. Is it like going to be Draco on like a UK drill type beat? I don't know. Honestly. He's not really like a drill rapper. He kind of wraps on drill beats, but he got a lot of different style. He's not like a he's definitely not a boring drill rapper. If that's where your brain goes, which I understand. Because there's a lot of UK rappers who basically are just boring drill rappers. I don't think it's boring, but like just like with any sound. It starts to get redundant after a while. You feel me? Every city comes up. You see one rapper make it with a flow or a style. And then there's like an army of other rappers who want to do that exact style. honestly if it's not like that then you ain't doing something right um it's a lot of truth so there's a lot of pop smokes there was a lot of chief

keefs i mean you know but there's still to this day so many chief keef sons but you know you want to know what there's not a lot of king bonds yeah you're right you know like his style stood out a lot and i don't think people could really like do it the way that he did it you know you know who else i just thought the style's hard to take you know who else i just noticed that about two I feel like DeBaby is like that. Even though people say that like his music sounds the same, you cannot tell me one person that even remotely sounds like DeBaby. In my personal opinion, I don't know.

Maybe I just haven't heard it yet. Yeah, I guess you're right. That is weird. He has an anomaly. He's an anomaly in many ways. Yeah. Let's go. He has the best videos.

Let's go. He does have the best videos. I wondered as, what was the guy's name, like real goat or some shit like that? They used to shoot a video. Is he, I wonder if he still shoots his videos. That nigga is hard. Can I go take a shit real quick? The baby, yes.

The baby never gave me a interview. Put Yuri on camera. Yeah, tell you to come over here. Send Yuri in. Yo, the baby didn't give me an interview for some reason, but he did, I gave him a no-jumper sweatsuit and he wore it in the video with offset. And that to me was amazing. And also, like, that sweatsuit to me was like one of the hardest things we ever made.

Like, I want that fucking sweatsuit. suit. We got to remake that shit in a different color or something. I want to see what sweatsuit is. This is kind of awkward now. It's just me and you, huh? No, it's cool. You at the house and shit. Hey, thank you for telling me to do the little Sodi interview because I really enjoyed that. Hey, how did you like that? Sody's a solid nigga, man. He's a real one. I fuck with him.

Yeah, I got to watch that shit. I say, Yuri, come sit down. Yeah, Yuri, I got a couple questions for your ass. Uh-oh. Hello. Hello. This is so awkward. What's up? What's up?

You smell like beer. What the fuck? I'm not drinking on the job. Okay. Hey, young Epstein. What was the 24-hour stream like? How was it keeping your energy? No, because you slept for a part of it, right?

Yeah, for like four or five hours, but it wasn't really fully sleep because I watched through that footage. And it was like me waking up every 10 to 20 minutes from donations like saying 7-7, 7, 7. 7, 7, or like orange, orange, orange. It's like the most random shit you could think of over and over and over again. And it was fucking frustrating. At one point, I realized that we left my window open and my kerns all the way open. And like right across is like another building. And there was like some lady staring at me like at 4 in the morning like, that's really fucking loud.

She starts screaming at me. I was like, I'm sorry. Like close the thing real quick. But. Are you serious? Yeah. I have a feeling that we might not be able to do that at home anymore just so we don't get kicked out or get evicted or something like that.

I want to get a hotel or some shit. Damn, I'm fucking, that's crazy. I never thought that you would be a bad neighbor. I know, right? I heard you ask a question earlier during the podcast. You said, how much did I make during that whole 24-hour stream? Which is, like, I thought was insane. But at the end of the last hour of the stream,

I calculated all the money, it was like $1,500 in donations of, like, people making my life miserable, basically. Yeah, because it's mostly like a dollar or five dollars out of time, right? Yeah, exactly. Huge thank you to you for donating for the ice bath, which was, that was fucking terrible. Have you ever been an ice bath before? Have you had them? Yeah, I took an ice bath full of henny.

Oh, well, that's, I should have did that. I'm just kidding. I didn't do that. That sounds disgusting. Sounds terrible. And expensive. Exactly. I was going to say it's probably like a thousand dollar bath.

Would you drink henny after I bathed in it? Um, I don't know. Yeah, for the right amount of money you would. For the right amount of money, you would. I would rather do it in tequila so you could see if there was any like butt flakes floating around in there or some shit. Ew. You could probably sell a bottle of that for a good amount of money to some people. Yeah, Adam, not me.

Yuri, I just realized that Bell Delphine follows me on Twitter. No way. What the, you should do a podcast? Who the fuck is Bell Delphine? You don't know who Bell Delphine is? That's insane. Who's Lauren Hill? A singer.

Songwriter. Songwriter. But that's super sick. I would love to see Bell Delphine on a No Jumper podcast. Me too, right? I feel like every other podcast I've seen, you know, what people have done with her has been like kind of like they ask like, I feel like very obvious questions where like, you know, you're more used to girls who are working that field. So you probably would ask like more interesting questions or deeper questions. I'll make her smoke a blunt with me

and then I'll put fucking crystal meth in the blunt. Oh, my fucking... Get a different version of her, you know? I'm not sure if she smokes weed or drinks. I don't remember if she's ever said that. Yeah, I mean, anybody who's got a fucking half a brain is not going to smoke weed on a podcast if they don't smoke weed all the time

because it's just going to make you trip the fuck out. Yeah, it's chasing point. Yep. Well, you slowly learn your lesson. Now you don't smoke at all. No, I'll be smoking. That's not true. He'd be getting high as hell.

I get high. I noticed the past month or two I have not ever seen you even hold a blunt anymore. In the beginning it was like you would just Every time we were in a session You would pass around blunts. It was fine but now you're like nope

I've been on mushrooms lately Like during the day Are you on mushrooms? No, I don't know right now How much do you take? I've been microdosing But I've been up in it though

It's been pretty cool Like actual shrooms or like capsules or chocolate? Nah, I'd be getting these gummies bro Oh Gummies? What the fuck? Yeah, Is it helping you open your mind?

Huh? Is it opening your mind, taking the mushrooms? It's just making everything fun. Like more fun than what it is. I agree with that. But this weekend, I took some. I got lit and then I couldn't hang the rest of the night. So I went to sleep in the car for like three, four hours.

Told everybody leave me alone. Are you mixing alcohol with the mushrooms? Yes. Usually not recommended. The fact that I had these big plans where I was going to go party with AD and then what happens. I get fucking COVID. Wow. What if Adam's just faking it just so he doesn't have to go party? No, he ain't thinking. I'm kidding. No, but also this, I want to announce something is that I think AD, we got to schedule this fucking Miami trip after I'm better because

Fresh and Fit want us to come out there real bad and like I'm sure we could like line up a bunch of shit to do out there, you know? Miami's going to be fun. Shout out to Fresh and Fit too because yesterday, I felt kind of bad because they used one of my songs on their stream and Empire flagged them. So all today, I had to contact them to get their shit whitelisted so they can play some shit.

So shout out to Fresh and Fit. If we white lists like our channel or the Fresh and Fit channel, then we could just play your music on the podcast and shit. Like, you know, Joe Button and be, like, playing all those songs and shit. Then we could just start the fucking No Jumper show off

with AD's new single and get you a shit little promotion, which I think we would, be probably I think people already in the works. Thanks for letting me. Our fans will actually really fuck with them. Oh my God. My pelvis is broken.

Pause. Pause. Pause. Pause. Pause, pause, pause, pause. You just took a shit and the first thing you did was sit on you. Why the seat all wet? Niggily, it was moist and more.

He was nervous. What the fuck. Probably you. You were sitting there the whole time before him. No, it was not like that when I got up. Keeb G, you was pooping. No, I was taking a big shit. But you know when you got to like shit, you were like doing silent forts and shit.

It was coming. It was like, it wasn't, it wasn't together. It lets me know I need to get my diet straight because it was like all over the place. You ate that pasta too. That shit. What's, what's bro's name? Justin. Shout out to my boy, Justin.

Oh my God. The turkey, turkey meatball spaghetti. Whatever the fuck he made. That shit was delicious. Yo, you know what's fucked up about me getting COVID also? As I was going to fucking rent a Lamborghini from your boy, uh, uh, uh, uh, I was going to have a Lamborghini for a week so I could make a YouTube video about it. And then I got COVID.

So I was like, yeah, probably not a good idea. Oh, you're talking about my boy, Nick? Yeah. He would have been happy as hell. Yeah, you, AD is changing you, man. You fucking linting rant, Lamborghinis. You want to go to the club all of a sudden? Lending ramborgineas.

No, but, I mean, I just wanted to see what it would be like to be a Lambo guy for a week and just sort of, you know, feel it out. But those cars are very small. You can just buy one. You got enough money to buy one. I'm not trying to use my money on intelligently. I'm saving up for a Nick Cannon-style office space. You feeling a little inspired now? Where's my dick in?

We're buying. We're not renting. How many more interviews a week are you going to start cranking out now that you're inspired by this Nick Cannon's success? Well, let me tell you, if patreon.com slash no jumper, will have us in the Nick Cannon spot sooner than the interviews. Let me tell you what. I need another raise in.

you AD and Duno are taxing for the Patreon content we out here bro at this point at this point AD is getting paid just as much as Adam is this point AD has like seven

concurring positions at the same time I respect it's crazy it's crazy because he actually is having shoddy negotiate his contract from prison so actually he's only seeing about 15% that would never happen to me Shottie

Shottie gets 80% AD gets 15 we get 5 Nah But aren't you the one supplying the money So then hire you get You're getting

Tell it's a 9-trick Always trying to colonize Taking 5% back But I do live down the street So it's a little easier You know what I'm saying Hey don't let me move down the street I might actually show up

And I bought a studio down the street So like everything is in the vicinity I like so you know Well, don't get on another business. I'm going to tell you later. We used to, we used to have to like, or we used to get to see a lot more of AD like on the live streams. He would hang out for nine hours.

It feels like now that the world is reopened, he's a little bit more like aware that that might not be the best use of his time. There's no way you're going to get AD. I'm doing hostings and stuff. I'm making more money. On a Friday for, After 8 p.m. And then he would get so high that he couldn't go out.

Oh, no, that's not happening. That would happen to. No, I'm saying, like, there's no way we're going to allow that. No. I see Whizcalif, I seen Whizcalifa driving the boat. Pause. That was a personal video, man. Wait, wait, that was on the close friends?

I mean, it was on the story, nigger. No, I took it off the story. I said, nah, man. What's driving the boat? whiz, man. We went crazy. Hey, listen. What's driving the boat? If you don't let me pour some Casamigas down your throat, pause? No.

The way you let Whisklypha do that? No. Then we're not really bros. No. That was the most brood up moment I ever seen with you. What? Y'all are brood up. That's my bro. Niggas said, ah.

Is that gay? Cosamigos, bro. There's been, I don't know if you guys know, there's been a Don Julio shortage. So, like, all the stuff. stores, the clubs, they only got limited amount. And since this has been happening, people have been going, Casamigos crazy, bro. Casamigos has been hitting, though.

This nigga, George, but it was always like a number two. Now, niggas been grabbing that shit like number one. I'm so used to drinking that shit now at the clubs. George Clooney. It's smooth, honestly. Hey, I have two different content ideas that I

wanted to run by you guys. Number one. It's probably be stupid. No, it's not. Number one, I have purchased a pint of lien. Are you guys down to do the lean cast? I'm out. What?

I don't do lean. Not even once? I don't do it normally. That's more of a downer. I'm more of an upper type of guy. Yeah, you can do some molly afterwards. If we do a coat cast, you're going to snort a line? Nope, because I know I'll be a crack hit.

A, D, or a house phone though. You're down for the lean cast? Okay, look, so I'm at a, I'm at a fork in the road in life right now. And I, no, no, pro, pro. And I've been thinking about this lately. I had a whole, like, I told AD, I had a whole moment earlier. I had to pull over on the freeway and I had to like get myself together. And I feel like, you know, even though that's not necessarily my drug of choice or it's not something that I indulge in all the time, I just think that I need to be on like a straight and narrow path.

Proud of you for a little bit. Okay. literally going to do cocaine this weekend. And I agree that generally speaking, you doing much less drugs would be a great development for your future. But that being said, the lean cast, bro, what a way to go out. No, I was going to say, I was going to say if I am going to go out of like the drug game for a while, at least take a little hiatus, maybe I should end it all.

off on camera with the celebratory lean cast. Right. And, but yo, this is the question is who else we should invite? Can we invite Desto D. Because I mean, should we have somebody like, obviously. Desco. Des stuff.

I got the lien from somebody else, which is actually kind of out of the ordinary. Normally he would be the person I would contact. It might be disrespectful then. But who else? Should we get somebody who's like never done it before or should we get like? No, we don't want to talk somebody. I think Bell is definitely planning on coming. Yerry.

Kiki probably never did it before. I feel like John. I feel we've got to get Josh a cup. Yeah, I think we got to pour up some of the office too, even though realistically it's like fucking giving them a big raise because the shit is so expensive. Yeah, right. Hey, can I tell you an idea that shout out to one take Jay.

He came up with this idea and I was going to present it to you guys. So I said one take in the club. and we were drinking and I fucking wrote and I said, you can't hang with us with drinking and he wrote me back and said, we should do a live stream of us just taking shots and seeing who can last drinking.

That sounds like it's gonna end terribly. That's what Yuri does basically. Yeah, he does it for free though. But bro, when I fucking tuned into the Yuri 24 hour stream it was like he fucking was taking shots and taking dabs like nonstop. I can't believe he honestly survived to 24 hours.

I think he took the he took the dabs off at a certain point. Yeah, I feel like he would have had to take the shots off. I pay $5 for him and take a dab. I would have paid the $50 for the shot. It was 50 for a shot? I don't know. I paid $5 for the damn.

How much was the shot? How many shots did you guys get? Because that's kind of a lot. 50 bucks is a lot. Oh, man, I thought y'all was going to run it up. Yeah. $5 for the dab is not enough. Yeah.

Yeah, I know. But $50 for the shot is reasonable. We should do the drinking one, bro. I'm telling you. No, let's do. I ain't going to throw up. Let's do lean shots. Bro, I could tell that Trevor is such a lean head in the making

because he was just in the chat making sure that we knew that he wanted some. Hey, we should play lean pong. How about me? You ever have your friends where you know that if they had more bread, they would be a drug addicts? Yeah, me. Yeah, I think that I think Trevor is like a lean head, but he's he's he's put the addiction on hold, even though it hasn't started yet. Because he's just like, he's like, I'm too busy with this film and shit.

But at some point, once I run it up, I'm going to be a lean head. As soon as, as soon as I was able to go spend $1,000 on lien and not feel like, like, like, what the fuck am I doing? Then that's when I realized that I was, I've changed in life and I need to dial it back a little bit. I think, I think, oh yeah, RX Poppy, didn't he say that you scammed him for some high rollers? No, he actually showed me a picture of him wearing his high rollers like two nights ago. Oh, it was over FaceTime, so I might have misunderstood. I don't want to speak about him. Two-C-baby.

I heard the high rollers are like Team Jordans in the hood. Oh my fucking God. But house phone and putting me on like some dope hat people. I've been trying to get some custom. coming out with these people the house phone to put me on listen man i'm sharing the well i've been trying to drip adam up since since day one man hey you guys want to uh do a a real story a news story right now go let's go so are you guys familiar with young mall not mall from the joe button show yeah young mall is a rapper who was signed to 1017 for a period of time it was almost like a group of uh

young mall and little quill they were like they were together they had a bunch of popping songs for a while this I mean, little Quill is still doing his thing. Young Mall, I don't know exactly where his music career. I'm in the street as a fortnight. I think he's still doing his thing. I think like he's got his own career going decently well up until this. But this is the news story that we have right here. Young Mall and five other men have been arrested on murder charges after gunfire erupted

and one man was killed at a Decatur gas station Saturday night. All six suspects were also accused of criminal gang activity, to call CUNY police spokesperson told the Atlanta Journal of Constitution yada yada. So not a lot of information about what happened with that one yet, but this definitely feels like everybody's outside and all kinds of fucked up shit is just happening nonstop left and right, bro. I knew this was going to happen once the floodgates was open. Everybody has been cooped up in the house. Everybody even talking shit on the internet. Now niggas got to run into each other.

you know what I'm saying you gotta stand on whatever the fuck you didn't do it yeah I mean everybody been in the house rapping about catching a body and now they're outside and it's time to actually catch a body you know it's it's a it's a crazy state of affairs god damn man some guy says something at the gas station boom it's over allegedly allegedly well I mean we're gonna see is young mall being going to be treated like a rapper or is he going to be treated like one of the homies like is there somebody who's just going to say, nah, he didn't do anything and take the charge or whatever the fuck it might be. But then also like, it's at a gas station.

Is there going to be video of this whole thing? I'm kind of assuming. Yeah. See, like sometimes that whole like the fog guy thing doesn't work when like they like the police just want to get everybody. Yeah. And I mean, I feel like if they're already talking about gang activity, I mean, I don't know how the fuck they would know that. Yeah, that's how they try to loop everybody in. They try to throw it like, you know.

So you don't. Yeah. There can't be a fog guy if that's the case because they're going to get everybody on it. Well, you know what's pretty bananas is that we were all just having the conversation about like, oh, you know, Gucci seemed like he maybe had fallen off as an R because he had this whole new 1017 for a little while and none of them really went anywhere. But then he makes like a big comeback like last year he gets push-shishti, Fujianno, etc. They're both locked up and it's not looking great, which is pretty crazy when you do. think about it. Yeah, it's like, it's like Gucci might be,

his real nigger radar is just like off the, off the charts. He could just, he could just spot the most dugged out nigga from a mile away. And he's like, I need to sign all of them. He must sign all of them at the same time. Gucci got to sign somebody who seems like a pussy,

so he'll stay out of jail, you know? Why? No. He's going to ruin his track record. He keeps signing all these dudes who ain't scared to shoot somebody. Allegedly. I mean, it was in a nightclub. The one that happened recently, there's a lot of witnesses,

although the guy changed his story, apparently already. You want to know a funny one about Pus Shisti is his biggest op was trying to do an interview at one point. And then I didn't do it because I was like, I want to interview Pus Shistee. Now it's like, fuck. I'm still glad I didn't do it. I feel like interviewing the op is too easy. It's like interviewing their ex-girlfriend.

You'd love to do that. You do it all the time. I resist that urge now, my friend. I mean, hey, Sarah Molina is a fucking superstar, bro. Man, that BBL is bust. Sarah, you know, she should be BBL Sarah, like, YBN Namir or some shit, like, just throw the BBL in front of her name now. Yo, you should, yo, okay.

That's what the girl says. that we did the Patreon with. That BBL works wonders for her. Yo, the Asian girl showed us photos of before the BBL. It wasn't there? Now. She was sitting down, I couldn't see it.

Tummy flat as fuck. Big old booty. You never see a ass like this on an Asian girl naturally. Let's be real. You want me to sign up for the Patreon, Josh? You should sign up for the Patreon. Yeah, it's $5, brother. You're going to love it.

I wonder how many people are jacking off. I was sitting on a butt pad the whole time. Huh? He was sitting on a butt pad the whole time. She just got it then because she just got it. I think she says she's like, settled you. Yeah. She's like 10 weeks out or 12 weeks out, something like that.

Man, tell me why I linked up with like one of my like little old shorties that I like used to talk to you back in the day or whatever. Linked up with her. She gets out the Uber and like we in the elevator like like like I looked but I didn't really like look yet. Right. We get out the elevator and she was like, oh like you see my. BBL and I'm like wait I like lift her like sweater up and looked and I was like oh my But like it was crazy But she's only like four weeks out so her shit she's not even supposed to be out the house

And that shit looks crazy shit wears wonders bro yeah I'm not mad at it man I feel like I wouldn't even be able to be around a girl for more than like three seconds before I sniffed it out though You're like a guard dog of BBLs I swear to God, I would just sniff it. The poop on the rim of the butthole, it smells different. Like, what kind of chemicals does it give off? No, no. Just a little bit different flavor to the booty.

Hey, if you ever, I had a home girl one time who was telling me, he was like, yo, you ever be fucking a girl, and you just smell her asshole and you get disgusted? I'm like, no. I had before. How bad is her butthole going to smell the, you could smell it from like three, four feet away. I'm like, damn, sure. I unfortunately been in that position before,

and they were not good. Did she, like, fart on you or something? Nah, that motherfucker was just stanky. I had to stop. Really? Mm-hmm. Oh, no. Was it the coochie or was it the booty?

No, that wasn't a coochie. It was the booty. What did the coochie did smell that bad? Then that bitch you need to go to doctor. You might need to go to doctor after fucking her. It wasn't wrong. Yeah, I've eaten so much random pussy and never smelled the butthole.

I've like ate some pussy after the club and what was it? Salteen crackers it didn't smell like asshole though if your pussy

smell like your asshole you're probably dying AD I need you to go hard on these girls tomorrow bro you got to push them to the limit

bro like what's the limit you want them to be like doing backflips off the fucking cage over here? You want me to hit one? Right? Like, yes. Okay.

Sure. Abuse would be good. But no, I mean, I just want to make sure that you get enough out of them that the audience is going to feel like the Patreon is worth it. Like, I want you to get the nasty stories. I want you to know what to do, man. Are they going to be talking with their vagina? Well, she said the. I mean, I don't know. Yeah, I don't know.

Hey, honestly, if she set the bar, it's going to be very hard for anyone to top her. You're going to have to just have someone just literally suck you off on here. That's the only other way. Oh, that's the one thing that we're not going to do is actual sex acts. So, like, if a girl just throws her titty in my mouth while we're doing a Patreon episode. I feel like a titty in the mouth might be all right, but I just don't want any, like, any dick getting pulled out and stroked off. I feel like that's the limit. None of that. None of that.

You would do it. On the Patreon episode? All it's going to take is one screen recorder. And that's it. I'm on the internet. Yo, but do you guys realize how fucked up this is going to be once me and Lena launch our only fans podcast? Because it's literally going to be like the Patreon. We talk to the girl.

She gets crazy, whatever. And then some of them, we're going to have them on the only fans podcast. And you're going to get to see me and the lady, dick them down together. I'd volunteer that you'd have sex with that Asian woman first. I'm here bro. My dick is available for

whoever needs it. She said she wasn't down. She was down for AD. She said that she would wear her out of the fuck AD and then she said she never fucked the white guy. Yeah, I know. Black power. Watch the Patreon. He's a black supremacist. Hey, he should put that in your bio. You should put that in your bio.

That'd be a hard t-shirt home. Get my notes. No, but, uh, RXK nephew just told me that he was a black supremacist, but then he asked me what a white supremacist was. I had to explain that, which was kind of weird. Did you, how deep did you dive into his catalog for this interview? You know, there's so much, but I listened to like as much of it as I could,

but I asked him about a few different bars. I asked him about the bar, Lil Kim looked like Moneybag yo. I didn't even know he said that, But what? And I asked him about the lyric where he basically says that it's Will Smith's fault that his son is gay. He also said,

I googled. I googled is Jaden Smith gay? And it said basically like, not sure. Like they don't know. He's like, he's like non-binary. No,

he said he was going to chop his dick off at one point. Yeah, that's fire. He said he was dating Tyler the creator too. Bro, that's the hardest shit you could do because you like, man, fuck these hoes. I'm chopping my dick off.

When we had the conversation. Okay, here's a conversation. Who's the top five L.A. rappers right now and does Tyler the creator count? Wait, wait. You're talking about when you say top L.A., I'm thinking, are you talking about mainstream? Are you talking about like underground? Just in general. I mean, who's the hottest? I feel like it's kind of blurred.

Like, I don't know, who are you? Because like, obviously Roddy Rich, to me, I mean. You can't really. How can he not be number one, right? You can't put Tyler in a list of like L.A. If you want to be technical, yes, he's from Los Angeles. Tyler is on a whole other level than what you would consider like West Coast. I think you still got to give him that.

Like if you were going to do top five rappers from Toronto, Drake's number one. I'm sorry. True. Well, then Tyler is definitely, he's definitely top five for sure. What if we get a Tyler Draco collab? Okay, but Tyler, Roddy Rich, Draco you can put Drake on there right now

you got to put YG in there for show Fuck yeah You gotta put I'm trying to think currently Damn this is the last spot You gotta think about this There's only one more left No but Kendrick

But it's like very hard A whole Kendrick is Kendrick is number one in my opinion You gotta take Kendrick and Tyler out of it I'm sorry Yeah you can't put That makes it too easy

if you take them out of it, dude. We might honestly need to do 10. I know, yeah. I can put together a 10. If we, you know, because it's very hard to judge Kendrick after, I mean, Tyler just dropped in an album, so it's easy to judge and confirm that Tyler is still hot as hell right now. Pause.

But then, like, Roddy Rich hasn't dropped in a little bit, but I mean, it's still super obvious to me that he's got to be like one or two or three. But it's very hard to judge Kendrick when he hasn't dropped in so long. Kendrick is going to drop. He's going to do ridiculous numbers. Just like Jay Cole, whenever he drops, going to do ridiculous numbers. They have the type of fan bases, bro,

that won't desert them. They're not looking for Jay Cole or Kendrick to drop a hot single for them to support them. Top Dog has an infrastructure like that. Anybody on their label that drops anything, their fans are going to eat their shit up. Yeah. It's easy to judge Vince Staples right now, too,

because he just dropped the project. Oh, man. I feel like... Sol fire. I haven't listened to it yet. When somebody drives a project, it's easier to sort of gauge where they fall in the hierarchy. You know what I'm saying? You know who dropped a fire album?

IDK, bro. Yeah. His shit was crazy. He reminded me of like an old Kanye album, bro. I haven't dove into it yet. That shit is fire, bro. I heard very good things about him. That shit is fire.

Wait, no, I wanted to touch back on this Vince Stable's album because I feel like he just- And Herb Shouts it on. Bro, he just fucking elevates every time and like just gets, more crazier with it and like really the thing with him that sets him apart from everyone is the fucking visuals bro the visuals that go along with it really just like sets the whole tone of like everything man anytime he drops the interview too i would literally like watch it in the first five seconds he's one of the funniest most like wittiest just smartest dudes around bro you see he made a book yeah like a comic a comic about fighting at at the fucking come on bro at the fucking

amusement parks bro and that's so LA to fight at the amusement park there was just a drive-by at fucking Knottesbury Farm which is crazy which in all of my years of going to Nauterbury Farm I don't think I've ever heard that before I've gotten a couple rambles in Noseberry Barreys no no fights but I've never heard

of it being a drive-by that shit is like normal not I don't drive-by though yeah well Boehina Park is kind of lit right now right now everywhere is lit right now apparently yeah Adam take me out the hood bro it's bad Orange County starts having shootings and things like that.

You know what? Adam, let me take over Parker's room. Parker can sleep with y'all. Let me come. Parker don't even like sleeping in her room. She's always trying to sleep in our bed. Let me live in the back house right there. In the COVID house.

Oh, no. There's no ketamine being done back here. I don't think you'd like it. You could be the pool guy. I'm not cleaning at Adam's pool. I've got no fucking slave. I'm still kind of stuck. on, I'm still kind of stuck on thinking about the top 10 list.

And it, it just occurred to me, if I were to put this list out, oh, my God. Like, I would just immediately create enemies. Like, there's some, some hard, hard choices that you would have to make that would not leave anyone happy. I say leave it alone, my guy. It's a nice hypothetical, but yeah, I don't want to put anything in stone. I say tiger is in the top. 10 for sure t raw

damn you got to think about taiga yeah well LA is it's too crazy honestly it says too many too many fucking artists that are at all different points in their careers and shit you know do we count snoop dog

no bro soon dog is from long because then if you do snoop then you got to do train and you got to do quick and then you got to do everybody you can't do that but that's how I feel about

Tyler you can't put Tyler in that realm. Tyler was like, why? Just because he's weird? He's not weird. He's fucking talented artists. He's more like a musician. I don't see him like a rapper, rapper. His album was rap. Bro, his album is such a rap album that I, and yo, I kind of agree with you if you're looking at Igor because Igor was so barely a rap album that it was like, it doesn't feel fair to compare it as a rap album. I love Igor album. I love, it was a scum fuck flower boy too. I like both of them I'm honestly a little mad at myself that it took me this many weeks to hear the new album and I've just heard

I just listen to it like last week and the visuals is crazy and the rollout for that as far damn this nigga he always would do a random ass rollout like it'll just be super quiet and then a nigga would just pop back up with some some heat bro he has a song on there's like eight minutes that's my favorite one on there we're talking about like falling in love with his homie girl I wish I could tell you guys what what would artists I'm thinking of right now, but I noticed these weird things that happen where the labels

will do like a temperature check for how hot an artist is by buying a bunch of promo on a bunch of Instagram accounts. And they'll do it even at a time where the artist doesn't have anything coming out. It might be like six months out from them putting a project out, but the labels will like seed the attention. Like they want to make it look organic where they fucking basically like pay for a bunch of posts on a bunch of different sites and different. And different Instagram things. But sometimes I feel like the rap fans really need to know how much of this shit is being bought and paid for.

Because no jumper does a bit of it. I feel like it's kind of transparent. But like sometimes I see the deals that other places are getting and I'm putting it together. And I'm just like, holy fuck. Like they are able to manipulate the fucking public consciousness and the mind state of who's hot to a crazy degree through just buying media, bro. I feel like so much of this shit is smoking.

and mirrors that like we are all used to it but like the average listener or the casual listener they have no idea about any of the shit and I feel like that would change people's perception on music just in general if they knew more about this type of shit. So you guys want to do another news topic? Let's go. What you go? How do you feel? Okay.

The baby told some kids to fuck off. Some kids tried to out hustle the baby while selling snacks for a supposed fundraiser, but the Charlotte rapper was not going for it. The baby shared video footage on his Instagram story of himself trying to purchase candy from two teenagers who claim they were trying to raise money for the school. In the clip, the baby jumps out of Sprint of Van and surprises the two kids who are outside selling candy. The baby asks one teen, how much for an entire box of Skittles he's selling, to which the kid says $200.

Would you respect the entrepreneurship? Or would you tell the kid to suck a fucking fat. That's not a little-favored cock. I think he taught them a real valuable lesson that they needed to hear. You know, just because you're looking at somebody and you say, oh, he got money and stuff like that. You don't do that to people and try to scan people and shit like that. You ain't going to get nowhere in life doing some things.

And he could have just closed the door and said, I'm not giving y'all nothing. He still bought one item from both of them at the price that they were selling it for. So I thought that taught them a real good lesson. And I got a P. what if he would have uh what if they would have not did that gave him an actual price and then he would have fucking gave him like two racks instead of 200 i mean to me i would i would never buy water or candy off of some kid on the street realistically like you you just don't give a fuck that's why

and i don't carry cash but also it's like they got cash out now by the way yo these little kids to pretend to fucking sell candy for their schools or whatever. Like there would be a million of them on on Melrose and like once in a while I would fuck with them and I would like, you know, give them some money or something just because I got used to seeing these fucking kids every day and I would just want to be cool. Give them a little, little money, whatever. But I mean, they're all liars. None of them.

There's no school that's telling you to go sell candy when you're like 18. These kids are liars. And I fuck with it. Like that's cool, but also they always get me in front of Target. They get me in front of Target all the time. Really? Yeah, that's fucked up because Target sells candy. Exactly.

You could just walk into the target. You know, and they pay for this whole property. They're paying rent. If I was Target, I'd be like, yo, get the fuck out of here. No, but like you feel more noble or you feel like you're doing more of a good deed by buying the candy directly from the kid, you know? I like to support corporations. I used to steal from a lot of corporations, so I can't relate. Yeah, me too.

And I still would if I got the chance. But, you know, we should go shoplifting together and see who's better. Let's do a vlog. We should have a shop liftoff where like, you know, like guys grocery games where they fucking just fill up the carts and whatever, we should just steal shit. Bro, I fucking have some BMX friends that went to Japan. And like, Japan is a crazy place because there's so little crime that they don't really like monitor for. crime like they're not like thinking that you're going to steal from the 7-11 so these dudes i know went out to to japan and oh my god they robbed the fucking 7-11s dry and also there's like nobody who does

graffiti out there so these dudes i went there a couple months after they were there their fucking names were everywhere all over japan i couldn't believe it it was like these terrible americans just going to japan and just yeah i was gonna save a fucking place i feel like if you get if you get caught doing graffiti in fucking Japan they might like chop your hands off or something yeah probably like I feel like they're not even like equipped they're not ready for that

happening because it's so like people just don't do shit like that out there they're very like they follow the fucking rules in Japan and they don't really fuck around like riding bikes out there grinding the rails and shit dude people look at you like you're fucking out of your mind like what are you doing I mean you kind of are out of your mind to them yeah but what's crazy

is that in China it's totally different Like people are like in China, if you have like a couple guys riding bikes grinding a rail And like a sort of busy area. Oh my God, you're gonna have 50 Chinese people lining up to watch you And they totally fuck with it and they don't really get it, but they think it's tight And in Japan, the fucking security guards were on our asses so hard kicking us out everywhere, bro. It's crazy I'm surprised you didn't get arrested. I mean, I was just riding bikes. It's not like we're really you know I wasn't doing graffiti or stealing or whatever Oh, you're past those crimes.

Yeah, that was a different area in my life. I miss it sometimes, but I couldn't, in good conscience, steal from a, from a store. I would feel terrible about it. From stealing from the store? Yeah, it's like, if you, like, beat up an old lady and robbed her, like, you should feel bad about that. But, like, I didn't do that. I would not. I also wouldn't do that.

Yeah, but, like, steal from Target, dude. No one really cares. Sometimes I litter. and my girl gets so fucking mad. I'll rather you go... I'll littered in every state. That's fucked up. You are the reason why global warming exists.

I'm the littler. The littler. Oh, you're the didler on the roof. The what? The didler on the roof. I had to teach AD about the word didler the other day. Hey, someone sent me at an old Batman comic. What it was like, there you go, you riddler, didler.

What is didler? Like a chival. Dittler's bed. Huh? It's like a slang where I grew up. If you called somebody a didler, that was like normal slang for like basically saying they're a child molester or a creep or whatever. Yo.

What? You're like a creep. You riddler, didler? What the fuck? And so I always, I always have my whole life said the didler on the roof. Because there's that,

there's like a player, a book called the, the fiddler on the roof. What was the fiddler on the roof about? What does I think it was a guy who played a fiddle on the roof So how the dude The fact that these are so like they're pronounced so similar But have totally different meanings I don't like that

What about the crippling? The cryptic get all Hey give me some good slang from back of the day where you grow up That we probably wouldn't know about I thought of another one that I can't say I'm trying to think what about You know what I love knowing about but never repeating or talking about Is all the like gang dis slang

Oh, it's, it's so many that I hope you never find out. I've told him some. Don't. Don't. What does this mean? Don't because fucking they're going to just, he's going to just keep saying. He better not say alive. Yeah, I know.

That's his advisor. What I really am fascinated by, though, is the gangs who make jumpsuits dissing other gangs and put all kinds of crazy graphics and shit just to basically say, hey, fuck this other gang like that shit that's that's normal gang stuff hey adam that's every gang that's every game okay but can you wear could you go to like a club or an event rocking that shit and just you you only go into your hood day you you you don't see that at events in hollywood they're not gonna let you into the club like that adam i'm not letting you in the club wearing that shit hell that's in the club yes you can well in some clubs you you can wear whatever you want anywhere because you're mr

Hollywood. I am Mr. Cripler. The Crippler. Yo, make a project called Adolf Cripler. No. Yeah, and you can do your funny German voice. I don't have a German voice. Yeah, you do. Are you slylish? I never heard of that before.

You're doing that pretty good, Adam. He didn't understand. AD didn't get that doing the Hitler voice would be offensive to some Jewish people. I had to kind of fill him in about that. I don't know what he's talking about. Josh? Josh right here is your Jewish representative. Yo, but would it be cool if I,

if I made a jumpsuit that had like anti-A-D graphics for like a prank, I came in rocking it? Somebody might get you. Yeah. Anti-A. I'm just saying. I'm not an anti-house phone outfit or an anti-Josh outfit. Well, that would be anti-Semitic.

Yeah. You might get canceled. You might get canceled. And then you just be anti-Bloafone. not going to put a swastika on it or nothing like that bro you got my god remember i had that jacket with the swastika on it back in the day yeah why were you always rocking swastika back in the day let's talk about that that was made by a black skateboard uh company from compton actually i know i feel i feel like they wouldn't do that these days no he definitely rebranded and it took all the swastika merch away

well i got a homie from long beach who used to make hats that just said white power across the front but he was a black dude he's actually like really political and shit. So like... So why did it... It was like a funny thing? Yeah, I mean, it was weird because like once in a while

you would go to the bar and you would see like a bunch of black dudes and they'd all have white power hats on for a little bit there. That must be the most confused. If you're like in the clan and you just happen to be in Long Beach and you ride by

and see a bunch of black things like... If you're in the clan and you go to Long Beach, you're not allowed to go to the same bar as me. I ain't a lot if I put somebody I see a hat on them. I got to a black dude. If I see a black dude with a white power hat,

that's stupid. I got into a fight with a niggit when I was wearing the swashika jacket. You should have. That's a reason to fight. Yeah. I try to do the whole. Do you even know the meaning behind it? Like, I try to do one of those.

It was so stupid. That was the dumbest thing in my inside. It was like a white person have a fluk Wakanda shirt on. You got to get out. Hey, our future hats back in the day that just said nigger on a huge as fuck. That's cool. That shit was hard. For the record, Wakanda's not a real place.

Acon is making his own Wakanda. Yeah, honestly. I should have asked him about. You just met him. Well, I actually don't know. I don't know anything about that, so it would have been kind of awkward to ask him about it when I could like Google it. Google it now. Acon's Wakanda.

I actually, I got a chance to ask, is there going to be a waterfall? A condo. I did see Black Panther with a grill in. Yo, can you unplugged this, nigger? It's when I had a grill and I went to see it. And I automatically, I was kind of like. like damn i wish i didn't have this really it's actually breaking up but we can't hear you um so ad black supremacist what's up you got any any any other uh news stories for us

you want some more news stories house phone i got some news stories let's tap in how about i said let's get the fuck out of here no no no why where are you trying to go once in your life you're in a hurry no i ain't a hurry chilling all right um the other day i was uh well not the other day but like a month ago or some shit and even before that, maybe like six months before that, I had been DMing with hot boy from Florida to do an interview with him because he is, in fact, a hot boy in the city. He's popping. His music's going up. Pause. But anyway, he is facing two charges. Racketeer influencing and corrupt organization. Racketeering and conspiracy to commit racketeering. I don't know if she wrote this

right, but he's currently being held on a $750,000 bond, and he doesn't have a projected release date yet. And apparently he got caught up with 32 other people, including Glock 9, who we actually didn't expose with back in the day. I wish I had done a real interview with him. But they're all facing racketeering and drug trafficking-related charges stemming from a lengthy investigation into gang rivalry in the state's Orange County called Operation X-Force.

man now does not seem like a good time to be a criminal man they're getting everybody bro they've thrown these rico cases out like it's like stimulus checks bro it's fucking ridiculous now yo like the yfn lucci uh that riko case i mean it doesn't really seem like he's it seems like he's like barely associated with the gang that they're accusing him of basically like being in with this whole case like it's pretty crazy like that that particular connection normally when they do these gang indictments it's like it seems like it actually is a real gang or whatever the yfn luci one is some other weird ass shit where he does not he's not even from the same state where this fucking gang is located i think he just like had a little bit of something to do with it and like maybe said something related to the game they're really stretching the definition of gang on this one i think listen okay don't don't detect the phone me but when when they When they reported, this is public information, AD, when they reported that the alleged shooting was commenced

and whoever was in the car got hit with them, and they proceeded to kick this nigga out of the vehicle and he was dangling on to the side of the vehicle. They literally tried to kick him off. They did kick him off out of the car. I'm like, there's no way these niggins. are like connected like that. Bro.

Hey, stop snitchin. If us three go do some shit, I'm going to tell y'all now. The story's going to end like this. Y'all two are out of here. What'd you mean? AD, if you plan on committing any crimes,

can you let me know so that I can leave? You told me if I commit a crime, you're going to build me out, so you're in it. It depends on what kind of crime. If it's a crime on your behalf, then maybe he'll bail you out. He better bail me off as me on his behalf. If it's not on your behalf. If it's some booty goon and shit, I don't know.

What if, what if I just start an issue just because I know that you'll have my back? I had to, listen, this is the thing. And I told you this before. I'm not going to jump in y'all beefs if it's, y'all started to shit. I'm going to start beefs on purpose just because I got muscle. I mean, I, I will come. do at the end of the day every Wednesday. It's not worth it.

You should go spin the block for AD. Yeah, yeah. If I, if I do one first, then you got owe me one. Damn. You want to know the illish shit that I saw? You want to know the illish? You know what I was kind of hyped on?

Is that, uh, I heard one of my interviews sampled in a diss song, which I thought was kind of crazy. What's, well, I want to which one now. I know what they took a they took a certain Crip Max vocals. Oh my god and put it in another song.

I do know what you're talking about. And it actually, the song is hard. I'm not gonna lie. It's so hard actually like very hard. That guy is actually dope. Like that is the first song I heard from him and I went and listened to more of it. Jap 5. Let's just say it so they can figure it out.

But that shit was dope. I actually was really impressed. You should have just said it from the giggo. But no, Honestly, that shit was crazy. Wait, but what, but like, did, was that clip was from your interview in the beginning? He took the evil laugh and put it in the song. I thought he bought a cameo from him and put it in there.

Bro, speaking of cameo, bro, somebody made William Hung say Coo on their cameo. Oh, my God, what? Yes. You know I played poker with William Hung? Well, he, now he's banging. crib because of William Hung. You don't know William Hung from American Idol? Oh my God, shut the fuck.

I'm not that guy. Bro, he was doing like a weed promotion, and he was just like, this is the best weed. Ka. I was like, oh, fucking God. Yo, AD, I'm kind of offended. You don't think it's cool that I played poker with him. Why aren't we on camera?

I don't care about fucking poker. Fuck you. Poker is some ball or shit, bro. A lot of rappers play poker. A lot of rappers play baccarat. That's some ball of shit. Yeah, that's probably true. But there's like,

You know, Phil Helmuth told me he played poker with Snoop Dog. He named drop that immediately when I started talking to him. William Hung? No. Phil Helmuth said that about Snoop Dog that he had played poker with him. Who to feel is, Phil Humble? He's like one of the most famous poker players of all time. Never heard of it.

It's okay that you don't know him, but one day you'll probably meet him. He's supposed to do this podcast, actually. This specific one? AD, I'm just telling you, bro, the pressure is on tomorrow. You better get some good shit out of these hosts. The pressure is not on tomorrow. What if,

what, you're interviewing two girls? I guess. They're just nice women. I can have a great conversation with them. What if it becomes like two girls? Yeah, but you have to encourage them. Like,

it's got to be part conversation, part. Niga, I know what to do, man. Let AD work his magic, man. And you know, I'm pretty hype that, uh,

you know, You know, it's funny is that Bosanova was all hyped to film this shit for us, whereas all the other guys had to leave because their girlfriends didn't want him to be around. Hey, if I was still in my previous relationship, I wouldn't be comfortable doing the shit. Yeah. But you were just sitting there. Why would it matter? Nah. You don't know black women like I do.

Yeah. I feel like that could even. I believe you for sure. That could fuck up even like possible relationships in the future. I mean, yeah, if you're going to be a bitch and just let the girl tell you what to do. Nigger, let her tells you what to do. Yeah, but she doesn't care about me interviewing naked girls that are making their pussy talk. Yeah, because you guys are in business together.

If you wasn't a business together, he wouldn't be able to do half of this shit. You would just be lumberjack at him. You don't even think about it. She don't even like question it because as long as the girl ain't sucking my dick in the bathroom after, what the fuck is the problem? Who cares? I'm just sitting there asking her questions, man. I really respect that restraint about you today. you don't get your dick suck in the bathroom afterwards

because I don't know. Bro, all he has to do is bringing to shoot content. He's that thirsty. Something's wrong. It's like I could easily line up the only fan shit and make, you know, if you could make five figures from getting your dick suck from a girl, I mean.

That sounds a lot better than just getting your dick suck. I'm going to be honest with you. And doing it and then having to hide it and be worried about her finding out and knowing that the whole gig is fucked up if she finds out, I mean, that's deep that's deep honestly you you have me sold on the five

figures part and getting your dick suck at the same it's like it's like prostitution except the person again prostitute isn't you and the girl it's really the fans the fans you shouldn't tell your fans then how are the fans the prostitutes because they're the ones paying for the pussy

I'm not paying for it they're paying for it so then there are the johns not the prostitutes well that's what I'm saying yeah you're prosecuting yourself to the whole Adam You're the whole, Adam. But even this content right here is basically like us prostituting ourselves to the fans.

It's just free. No, it's not free. Prostitutes don't do anything for free. We have, we have, we have, they don't have the pay to watch this. We have manscaped. You're a prostitute to manscape. No, we're prostituting like, Billy at home watching this is being prostituted to manscape. Their fucking, manscape is getting to fuck them, but we're just facilitating the transfer, really.

Wait, so you're... We're pimps. You're the prostitute, and then Manscaped is also taking care of your prostate. Actually, good point. I don't think they make anything to actually put in your ass. What if they had like a little, like a little deodorant little stick, and you just put it in your ass all to make it smell good at all times? Just in case when you get your ass ate, it's always, it's like a, it's like a car,

like an air freshener for your car. But you got to remember that the FDA, is going to have to approve this. So I feel like Manscaped probably is not going to put too much R&D into this idea just because just might not be worth it. I don't know.

You should be the test dummy and let him test it out. Yeah, you know, they could do whatever to want to my butthole. Oh, man. Wait until we do the Eliza episode, bro. I told her in her homegirl to come through in some sexy fucking outfits. They could get naked on the, They could do whatever on the podcast.

She has been waiting since day one to get naked on here. It's hard to get her to keep her clothes on, dude, normally. I wonder, and I'm going to tell Eliza, I'm going to say, you better not let Umi Zumi do you up like that. She might have to take, like, she might have to step her game up because Shorty had some stories. No, you have to watch the whole thing, bro. She, the craziest stories I ever heard in my life, bro.

I was literally there, like, didn't even care she was naked anymore. I was just like, is this girl serious? Oh, so she, her story started getting progressively crazier as she got more naked. My nigger, who you know fuck's 25 bums, bro? I don't understand how that happened. In a porter body, you got to, you got to listen if you want to find out about fucking 25 bums. Am I considered a bum? No.

No, you have a home. How do I align myself? Can we run like an office train? Okay, no. Not Josh Josh is excluded from all trains Josh is not allowed They asked me that in the group chat

They're like would you keep your mouth shut If Josh got some pussy Josh is married to my sister I'm like hell no I told him I was like I ain't a little white A cheat on my sister He said I thought it was only a white thing I'm like nah

It's not only a white thing No Would you feel like you had to fade him up If that happened And if you... For sure. What if he facilitated it, though, if it did happen? Well, he's a shitty brother.

I'm not going to facilitate somebody cheating on my sister. I'll be pissed off. Well, if you bring, if you bring horrors around, Adams. Oh, I don't count as a prostitute. That's just supporting sex workers. Hmm. As long as he gives her a couple hundred... Josh doesn't believe this.

Then it's cool. Josh... Josh's going to go home. These are not Josh independent views. This is... Josh is going to go home and his own family's going to pack him out. Yeah, Henry and Teddy

gonna pack him out. Wait, that you, Dad. I'm more worried about, like, is it bad for me to expose Josh to lean? To what? No. Oh, Josh said you're not exposing him. Let's just say Josh has been...

He got to drive home, bro. What if he's a secret sipper this whole time? He better... What if you get your brother-in-law addicted to lean? What do you tell your sister? And prostitutes. Sorry. I mean, the problem is the lien.

The problem isn't the lien. The problem is when he runs out of lean and he got to start fucking snoring oxy and shooting up fucking heroin and shit. Then he's going to be stealing stuff from your pool. Yeah, definitely. You're going to come to studio. You got to come to my area

and start fucking stealing stuff, steal people's Amazon packages. He's going to make a make-safe call when the lien runs out. Are you saying to steal the people, Amazon packages? Hey, but okay, this is the other idea that we have that I'm pretty excited about because, okay, on the Patreon is a $5 tier and that's just supposed to be a bonus episode, right? And then the $25 tier is supposed to be one uncensored episode every month, right? The first fucking, or I guess the second episode that we do for the $5 tier of the weekly free podcast,

the girl gets butt naked. She's sucking a dildo. She's talking with her pussy. So now we got to figure out something special to do She's bringing her ass cheeks to the camera, bro Yeah, I told her I'm like show the camera your butthole Boston over zero Oh tomorrow's gonna be great

But now we gotta figure out like something special to do For the fucking $25 tier I was thinking I don't think you gotta get some more special than that But we gotta get some like black strippers with huge fake asses asses for the free for the $25 a month here. Why they have to be black? Yeah.

Why can't they be Ukraine or something? I don't like the way you do it. Why can't I have a fetish? Well, I want like the double dose twins, but I know I can't afford them. Hey, but you know like what kind of girls.

I'm talking about I want like the double dose twins, but not them because they're probably too expensive. We got to get something like that. That, that I would pay 25 bucks for that, bro. Can we pay 25,000 to each Claremont twin and have them on here. See that the Claremont twins. That's what I'm talking about. We got to get them on here. I might be able to make that happen. Just know. For some high rollers. Hey, just know you might have to drop that bag for 25. Okay. No, Adam might end up dead in a hotel. All right. But then

here's my other idea, right? My other idea is I've been talking to the owner of a strip club in LA and already told me about this idea. We're going. I'm talking about it. I'm talking about it. I don't know what a good number is, but like, maybe like 50 or 100 of the homies, definitely we could have some broke homies. We could have some bells and such, some house phones. You just throw him out.

You got my nigga, Val. You just made him the poster. I want to have, like, bro, we got to get some homies that are like down to, like, throw five, ten grand or whatever to come. And we do a fucking two, three hour Patreon video of us tearing up the strip

club. I got an idea. You supply all the money. You give it to your broke home boys. And everybody just throws the fucking money. And everybody has fun. And everybody has fun. And the Patreon goes crazy. Bro, we're going to be like QC.

Wait, what is that? Did you see when QC rented out that strip club one time for that big ass nine? They said they threw like a million dollars. They always do that every year. They do that all the time. The stripper bowl. But now we can be like that because we'll be actually paying for that money with the Patreon. Oh

But they They threw like a million dollars Yeah shit like that Yeah but I want to be able to To C. P And he's throwing money in the club

And I'll be like Hey P I ball harder than you You are not going to spend A million dollars In a strip club You're right I'm not

I'm definitely not If I spend like 10 grand I wouldn't be able to live with myself You want to go real crazy Put your house deed up For the Patreon I use it in a raffle Let's get real spicy

around here. Bro, I already bought a fucking pinealine. I'm about to go broke out here. And now we've got to find somebody else to sip it because AD's bitch made. Oh, man. We're going to sub you out for Desto Dub, bro.

I'm not drinking no, Lynn. You ain't about to corrupt me. Bro, you can't sip one cup. No. Yeah, what if he gets addicted and he's like me telling you all drink 10 shots of tequila with me? Y'all gonna be, no.

I'll take 10 shots of tequila, which you all rip. Josh, but I will take like one shot of tequila. I'm not asking you to drink. the whole fucking pint. I'm asking you to drink like a line or two. Go home. Take a little lean nap, no. What if you don't make a home? Has Duno. Okay. He'll be a real man. Duno can't sip, he can't even sip anything. He'll have to sip it through a straw right now. No, he's talking. He's functional. He's not a vegetable no more. Yeah, I've watched. Yeah, he's in Tijuana party in his

ass off right now, dude. What the fuck? Bro, are you not in the group chat? Yeah. Wait. So he got he got uppercut. He got uppercut. It's so bad that it's fucking tongue. They try to send him to Narnia, bro. Bro. That wasn't, he said that was his homie. I don't think that wasn't your homie.

He hit you that hard. I mean, he didn't mean to hit him that hard, but, you know. Yeah, that's a fact. Dude. You don't cut any of your homies'y's tongues in half on accident? He has to get revenge on the homie. I stumped the homie out one time and the people told me that was wrong. Yeah, what did he do?

So I can know not to do it so you don't try to stunt me up. He took off on his homie. His homey. No, I'm saying what did your homie do when you stumped him out? We had a fight on camera and I kicked him in the head because we was on camera. But I did not. Then it was like, that was wrong. So I figured that I was wrong.

Don't we fight right now? On camera, you're going to kick me in the head? No. I can't do it to my friends anymore. All right. Hey, important announcement, all right? We have Crip Mac scheduled for a Patreon episode with two girls that he is bringing. Oh, shit.

That's going to be amazing. What do the girls look like? What's it going to be like? I do not know. I don't think you should ask at all. I think you should walk into it blindly and make it be a total surprise. I think it's going to smell like cigarettes and O.E. And there's going to be Popeye's rappers everywhere.

Yeah. I'm surprised he hasn't pulled up with some Popeyes yet. Are you going to eat Popeyes? They got some of the best fries. I think I'll make a, I'll pause the diet for some Popeyes with Trip Mac. Raleys fries. I actually bought Popeyes for everybody here, didn't I? Yeah, I did for a stream.

I'm going to eat some more of that fucking Justin's pasta. That show was amazing. Yep. Eat as much as you can because I'm taking it home. Oh, no, I was going to take it home. Mama? If you really want to bring it to your mom, I'll give it to you. No, no, it's okay.

I mean, I will, but I'm just saying, do you want it? No, it's okay. You sure? That's okay. Pasta gang passes pasta. Pasta gang. They used to almost at the... We're still here.

We're in secret, though. We like the Avengers when they got in trouble. I honestly hate that... Every day when I drive by fucking fish dish, I think about pasta gang. We're still around

hiding in the trenches. I was the pasta gang hood day. It was today, apparently. The lady had his hood day the other day and it didn't get canceled. I'm not a gang member. I am a normal civilian. What's wrong with you?

Hey, Adam, you know the fans be watching, right? I don't gang bang. I am a citizen. I'm a tax pain. What are you talking about? You bang all over the place, bro. No, it's a facade.

It's a person. It's a rap persona. You guys, oh, man, dude, AD with street shit is like Housephone with gay shit where sometimes Housephone will say the gayest shit ever.

And then sometimes Housephone will act like he's so grossed out by gay shit. And then AD, meanwhile, has found it entire career on gang banging overbeats and then he fucking comes in here. I say one thing about it

he's like, oh, what are you talking about your sin? It's a no jump of Rico case. And your ass is in the two. You're funding the operation. You're going to be the ringleader. I'm hot boy. Oh my fucking God, no jumper Rico case. Imagine

Yuri, a picture of Yuri at the bottom. Yuri's at the bottom of the ringleader. Yeah, Yuri is all the way at the bottom. Our gang operations is funded by tent talks.

Yuri's not going to be on the fucking whiteboard. Hey, they're going to seize all there. They're going to delete. They're going to take my sound dick. That's the first thing to take it. That's the first thing they take him.

House phone. Are you wearing Marlboro Miles right there? You know what the vibes. What the, that's, that's tight. Dude, I used to collect Marlboro Miles when I was like 11 or 12. You were smoking cigarettes at 11? No, I would just ride around on my bike

and pick them up off the ground and I saved up and I got a backpack. Wait, you said you would ride around and pick up cigarette butts off the ground and smoke them? And put them in his backpack. That's cigarette butts. The miles off the side of the pack and I would save them.

And then I remember at the end of the summer, I got a big red backpack, which I was pretty hyped on. You don't know about Marlboro Miles? Josh was explaining it to me right now that... Some more white shit I never heard of. Yeah, I didn't know they did that at all.

It's almost like Marlboro Miles and Dolly Parton. There's no jumper. And David Dobrick is, uh, my time here. 9 to 5. It's almost like, uh, when McDonald's had the monopoly shit and then you collect them and then you could win. Have you ever seen McMillions? No, they gave you need to watch that.

House phone, you're so out of touch. A.D. After this, I want you to watch the Dolly Parton working 9 to 5 video and tell me that shit ain't hard. Actually, I've seen her Squarespace commercial for the Super Bowl. this year with that. Okay, well, that's some new shit. I want you to go back and watch fucking nine to five, bro. She was so hot. I've seen them talk in the day. They motherfuckers were sitting. Her chesticles

chesticles. Bro, she was so bad. She still is bad. I was beat the brakes off that shit. Golden girls now. I've been to Google a picture of her like now, like today. Well, she's a skeleton. Let me see. Hold on.

All right. I've heard enough. Wait, wait, no, no, no, no. Dolly. Parton, 2021. My girl wanted to name Parker Dolly. That was out. I was like, no, it's not happening. I cannot find a recent picture.

You should have named Parker, Shantay. She looks like, she looks like Lil Kim. Dolly Parton looks like little Kim. Shanty. Wow. Shanty and Monta. Yo,

I remember when I was in high school, there was a girl named Shaniqua and that's cap you don't not know one there's no girl name sheniqua in new hampshire in your class oh shit you're a fucking liar it might have been latoya but it's more either way it's probably not even that probably was it probably was Tiffany and you just made this shit up gabriel he just like made it up you don't even believe that i went to school with a couple of black girls what the fuck is wrong with not with that name not with that name yeah take old bitties i was 12 looking at her like she was something to eat bro i was fucking Why? Because she was black. You looked at her like she was dark meat?

You wanted to eat her melanin? Am I not allowed to have a fetish? Yes. Yeah, we're fetish shaming you from now on. But my fetish, my fetish is not black women in general. My fetish is the double-dose twins style women. Your fetish is just colonizing. My fetish. I taught you that word. I know. I know. My fetish is a giant fake ass with a coy fish tattooed on the side of it. Oh my God. That's a great fetish right there. I want the giant

fake ass with no coy fish. No coyfish tattoos on asses look very nice. Or like a bouquet of flowers. You see how AD genuinely really likes the coy fish on the ass. He's been so conditioned by the booty club to think that that's like the perfect woman. Bro, I love ass tattoos. The shit is fire. She's high. There was a girl.

There was a girl. Especially when it's somebody else's name on there. When you're hitting it, oh, no. Yeah. I'm too jealous. I don't want another niggas name Brandon. When I was, when I was like, bitch, bro,

when I was 13, there was a girl who we took her into the woods and she showed us her boobs. You guys killed her? That took her into woods. She flashed us. We were like hanging on the woods and she flashed us. And then like once we got older,

when she was like 18, she got a big old fucking fish tattooed on her whole tit. She had great tits, bro. Like I remember being like 13 thinking, amazing. Amazing. And then the four kids

then sag the motherfuckers to the ground. And then she got a big fish tattooed on her fucking boob once we got older, bro. Well, what else was she supposed to do why her fucking husband was away in the army

and she was fucking... You better stop it. You're gonna get Patreon fucking banned. Bro, she was on MySpace sending me pictures of her boobs when we were like 19. But this is after you saw the boobs,

like this is like five years later after you already saw them. I saw him when I was like 13, but then when I was like 19, she sent me a picture of her boobs on MySpace. Did she get the stupid fish tattoo removed or no? You know, I don't know. She's probably fucking dead by now if I had to get. Probably now looks like a whale. Yeah, I would pay a good amount of money to see what that.

It turns out of that whale that swallowed Pinocchio now. I would pay it a crazy amount of money to see what that fish tattoo looks like now. I'm going to see this 40-year-old meth head that y'all's around. I would rather kill myself than fuck one of the girls I went to high school with, bro. You would rather kill yourself? I mean, if you're 37 and you're in New Hampshire, I don't want to. No, somebody else can handle that. How do you think they feel about you?

I got money. Fuck them. Is there anyone else from your area that's successful in any type of way? Probably not. I don't know. I got tattoos and I got, and I got, and I got, a YouTube channel so fuck you bitch I have you ever seen somebody

that you went to high school with working at like Popeyes or something yeah and it was just like how's life guy you're like oh good for the record it's cool to work at Popeyes it's just it's not like 30 if you're 38 it's not that

you can't be 42 working at Papa House I mean if that's your life aspirations and you want to grow up do crime what if you want to be a manager and then possibly own your own Popeyes one day There's people in the chat who work at Popeyes and are hyped on it because they get free fucking food at the end of the night. That's how I felt when I was in high school.

I was hyped. I loved working at the grocery store. I could steal fucking microwaveable pizzas. Mama Celeste. I can see you still in batteries sticking them up your butt. What? Have you ever seen the Popeye's porn? You ever seen the Popeye's porn?

With C-Mack? No. Have you ever seen the actual Popeye's porn? Hold that black girl. Who made that? I don't know, but like, if you work at Popeyes, that should be your goal. It's to re-like that.

AD, you remember the video I showed you with the old lady making fried chicken, the song? Everybody wants a piece of my chicken, cut your fried chicken. Oh, I know that song, actually. All the kids are like this. I think I remember that. I remember I went to a bar in Austin, Texas,

like a white bar, and that video was playing. Like, a lot of people were laughing at it. And I was like, I think they were laughing at it. It feels racist. I don't know. It was a living at the video. I previously liked the song a lot as well, but when I saw that, I was like, oh, boy,

this feels weird. Yeah, I don't know, but I don't know how I feel about that. Yeah, you need to stay out of those clubs. Stay away from white Austin, Texas bars. All right. I think we just hit the natural end point of the interview or of the podcast. No, you need to do the Patreon something, Josh said. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

We have a thing on the podcast where if you join the 20s. $25 tier, then your name gets added to the end of every podcast, which I believe is what's happening right now on the screen. You get listed as a producer. So pretty stoked on that. It's like just another way for us to show love. We are going to figure out something dope to do for the uncensored episode, even though girls getting naked seems like it's just kind of par for the course on the Patreon.

So apologies too for making this podcast so much about the Patreon. we're just genuinely excited about it. And everybody, pressure AD to drink Lean in the chat. Yeah, everyone, wait, you know AD will do anything if you just peer pressure him. So, not anything. DM him a thousand times and tell him to drink Lean with us, and he will.

And Friday, we will be streaming your music. We haven't streamed the last two Fridays, but this Friday we'll be in there. And tomorrow, at the end of the day, who's coming on? What are you doing? And I got some special merch dropping tomorrow that you can purchase. And I'm going to be,

I will be streaming your music right now as soon as this is over with. And I did a little house phone show Thursday. That was cool. I had all my gang members in the same building. You had a lot of game members. I had so many different gang. Like, just know, Adam, you think AD is the tapped-in one? You got a locked-in with you boy.

Wait a man, bro. You went too far now. Hold on. You got to lock in with your voice. I don't give a fuck if you blood or cuss. Mm-hmm. I'm with my bros and I show them love. No, long as you got love for thugs.

I don't know what song that is. Man, you don't even fuck with Tupac. AD, I'm ashamed to you. I didn't know it right off the rip. Yeah, I had no idea what that was. Go finish the drumline. Go watch Poetic Justice again. And then talk to me about Tupac.

All right. Fuck you guys. Much love. All right. Hey, hey, get well soon, old man. Hey, I'll be back with a COVID boner the size of Texas. All right, Mr. Wilson. What?

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