No Jumper - The No Jumper Show Ep. 105

Episode Date: July 28, 2021

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I just been eating like spicy noodles and like spicy fucking rick and spicy pop pies and all types of shit. Yuri, can you do this and then give me the phone afterwards because a grid on my call? It's funny because you just had shitty in here, but then I was shitty in the bathroom. Yeah, that's a good joke. Brick baby shit trip. That's one of the only- What you know about, bro? That's definitely the only interview that I ever been able to do where I was like, yeah, I used to buy drugs off your ex-girlfriend. And I mean, he knew it.

He knew right where the fuck was up. Who? It was like seven, eight years ago. Is it who I think it is? Probably. The white one? Yeah. Yeah.

They might still be together. No, they're not. You don't know that. He just did like four years. Yeah, she was probably holding him down the whole time. You don't know? She probably forgot about him by the end of that. That's cap.

That's cat. No, like literally, she was doing a lot of Zams. She probably forgot. Nah, I really, no, I'm... Well, he confirmed that he don't talk to her like that. Okay. I thought she was holding it down. But who knows?

I thought she was holding it down. It's a possibility. I didn't even know that was him at first. I was like, nice to meet. And I looked and I was like, wait, whoa. He's so hard. Bro. He, he, was he like the first MPA West Coast?

Him and Pee-wee started it together. He started NPA with Pee-Wee? He's talking about being around Thug in 2008. He was, though. Back in the day. And AD did the Bloods and Crips album reunion with him. Gang-bang. What's the point if you're just going to put a couple of crips on one song?

I mean, you're from different. No, that was the Y-G album. No, but you have a lot. a song of Bloods and Crips song together too. Oh, he did. From the compilation. Adam was more tap than you are? Was that the actual?

Because everybody remembers banging on wax, the old school bloods and cribs shit. Is this actually like, no. Related to that? But they have a new banging on wax, Bloods and Crips one. That's what I thought that this was. No, I'm on that one too, though. It's coming out. What's up with the song with you and him?

As long as we're going to start the podcast off with some deep shit that everybody's going to know we're talking about. That was like some middle ground mixtape my old manager like put together. Oh, okay. Yeah, so he just, like, all the bloods and cribs he knew, he just put them on the songs. T.Rail's on that fucking album, too, I think. Really? I didn't know T.Rail made music until Adam started posting it, and I was like, damn, hold on. He retired, and he might come back.

People say the same thing about me all the time. They didn't know I make music. Do you feel retired? No. But how long are you allowed to go without putting music out before it's considered, like, a break? That's what people were saying. Oh, no. You don't take you serious.

You don't drop any music. I haven't dropped in like a year. Me neither. You became like a, back to back. House Fund became a shoreline rapper, and then he became a Flint rapper. Hey, last week? I just dove into whatever.

No, no, no, you're right. You're right. Last week at the end of the day, he busts like five freestyles off the top. For real? Yeah, it was very good. I was really, you know, I'm a comment lurker, so I was, you know,

read through the comments. They definitely said that, like, a lot of times. Housephone killed it on the freestyles. I'm like, all right. I did a freestyle yesterday. Walla girl was titty twerking. She had her boobs out for the Patreon. Titty twirking.

She goes, I don't know what happened with her implants, but she got it so she can, she don't have to move her shoulders. She can make the titty's dance. And then AD's beatboxing and I rap, they only got about four bars out of me, but it was solid. Because you said purple, no. I said purple, nurple. He starts repop.

Hey, just know, Adam, Adam, he has sneaky bars, bro, but. I wrap all day in my head. I better be able to do something when I actually do that. In your head, Nicky, you got let those bars out, bro. I wrap to the kid. You rap to Parker? All day. Parker.

Parker. Parker. pull up with a marker no I shoot you in your starter I just hear darker coming next I just want to

yeah I know this lean I pour it's a little darker I fuck with house foam more to AD because he darker a little bit not not that I am

but yeah a little bit no but yeah and then I also say park or Ann and then I always want to rhyme like an unmarked van that doesn't go

please don't say that sounds like an abduction bar. I don't really want to do that. Don't abduct your own kid. Don't put that in the universe. Wait, wait, wait, wait, speaking of abduction. Let me try to take her. I'm going to wait. Wait, speaking of abduction, let me just read this text real quick. Just for anybody who's out there watching, I want you all the ladies to be safe. No, look, I want all you guys to be safe. Okay. Okay. My homegirl texted me today at 8 in the morning. She said, there is this weird mark on the back of my windshield of my car. A couple weeks ago,

I got kind of scared about it, so I rubbed it away. Then tonight, I noticed the same marking was right next to where I had white. the first one away and I don't know when it appeared again. I'm just scared to be at home by myself because you know what happens. Anyway, anyway, I feel like it could be a prank house mom. Nah, bro. No, this girl I know got kidnapped before. She got kidnapped before.

Yeah. How does that even? Is her dad Liam, the nigga from taking? I don't get that joke. What's that? You funny. What's taken? Fuck.

I hate when I don't get the joke. Was it a nigga name? I was just saying like, damn, bro, like, niggas is out here doing some weird shit and, like, kidnapping bitches. Well, did you see that video in New York City? You are crazy. The two, the guy runs out of his car

and tries to abduct a five-year-old boy. Yeah, I see that. What the, the New York? What the more was that? Yes. Hey, but the moms or the aunties, they wasn't going. The mom pulls back up and steals the kid back, but it's like, well, what was this dude planning on doing

with a five-year-old boy? He just hopped out and just grabbed him and just put him in the car. It's called the Hollywood elites. They use children's blood to... This is officially a Q&N on podcast. It's official. No, but that shit chipped me out because I'm just like,

this is a horrifying clip because what is this guy going to do with this fucking... Probably sell the fucking baby organs or something. I don't know. Oh, no, man. Some weird shit. No, that's what I was scared. They're obviously going to do something weird.

I was trying to not name worst case scenario, and you went right for it. Why else would you be kidnapping a fucking baby? He may have lost his baby and he wants to raise another one. So if you lose your Arby sandwich, are you going to go steal another one? Yes. Bro, and tell us why the other day on the Patreon episode, the girl starts talking about how she was getting fucked in the slide.

In the Arby Slide. He about jumped out of his fucking chair as soon as she said Arby's. She said she got fucked. I didn't even know Arby's had slides, bro. Yeah, I'd never been to a sophisticated Arby's with a children's section. He starts telling us about which Arby's in the OC this happened at as if we have an encyclopedic knowledge of Arby's locations. He might. She's like, oh, there isn't a slide there anymore.

She really knows the OC and particularly the RB's OC in the OC. And I kept saying the city and she didn't get it. You just kept repeating the name of it but getting you completely wrong. What was the name of it? That was a weird connotation, bro, because AD kept making weird jokes and she was just like, Gah. Who was this girl? A little hottie with pink hair.

Is this the- Can we talk about the other one after this? Or should we say the one before? We had a girl who squirted on the fucking ground on a towel. That wasn't even the worst part. How many girls? I was here I interview in a week. I thought it was only like one in a week.

My nigga, this story, this girl said, he'll crack it off. That'd be cool. I mean, I asked her about the squirting. I asked her when the first time she did it was. She said that it was when she was 17 with her pastor. She fucked her pastor, bro. In the church. In the church.

She said she squirted on the pew. Yeah. Yeah. And she didn't really seem to be acting like there was anything wrong with it. She's like, oh, 17's illegal in Texas. I'm like, okay. That's like my friend from Canada was telling me about how she, was fucking her teacher all the time.

It's her teacher. Like at school, at his house, she would be ditching and going to at Arby's. I don't know if they got Arby's in Canada. I don't know. They got that one with a lot. But yeah, no, like she was like saying it like it was just like all cool. Yeah, this girl didn't seem mad about it at all. And then she said she like went to college, came back, boom, pastor's not there anymore.

They moved him. They moved him. To a different church? Yeah. And I'm like probably because it was. To a different religion? He became a Jewish pastor. He's a Muslim pastor now.

No, they just took him, put him somewhere else. She didn't even know why. I'm like, so you never thought about snitching on it? She said, no, whatever. She said, I'm not a snitch. She said his name on here. She said his name. His name is Pastor Williams.

I mean, that could be anybody, Pastor Williams. Well, I asked her if it was Montel Williams, and she said no. Oh, my, my God. I mean, if he had been working as a pastor, then that would have been pretty out of the ordinary. Well, because people would have known. Dude. But, yeah. And then she went over there and squirted it on a towel.

Over there? In like four seconds. Why did she squirt over here? It was instantaneous. I didn't want to get it on the seat or nothing because you would be sitting in it right now. Or like in the, I mean, that's okay. I don't know. Why do we even have a towel?

But yeah, she squirted on the towel. You got towels on the wall. Oh, this is paper. Paper. It didn't take any time at all for her to start the square. Like four seconds. Four seconds. Boom, it squared everywhere.

Yeah. She was very nice though. You ever had a girl make you come that fast? Four seconds? Of course. Like, just like drop of a dime. Before you even did it when you first started. I've definitely.

I put girls where I put it in and came pretty much. Really? Yeah. I mean, same. But like, you ever got some crazy head that are making that in like under 30 seconds? I'm so much better at controlling it with head. Nah, I got some craig. Shout out to it.

Shout out to that crack. I got some. I got some. She had no tea. The gummy got you. Y'all got to go. He's the gummy doctor. I'm the gummy man.

I'm the gummy man. I just interviewed energy. Really? Finally. Really? That was cool. The producer that changed the sound of music. He's the most low-key.

Chill, dude. Chill kid who's not anything like all the fucking savages that he made all this big hits with. Well, I feel like that's kind of the game of being a producer. It was like you kind of just play the back scenes. That's why everybody's so shocked by him south side. Because he's the rare producer

who really seems more with the shits than, like, damn near any of the rappers. I was actually just listening to this RX Poppy song, and he was like, he was like, why Southside act like a rapper? Get all them dumb ass tass in your head. He can rap.

He'll get at him, though. No, that's a fact. We better hope he never gets popular enough for him to find out about that. Yeah, I think you just told him. I think I just told him. But, you know, I saw a post on Instagram where basically

somebody on Twitter quoted the RXK nephew's song about Lil Reese and said, something about Lil'Reese and Dirk still wearing the same clothes. And then Reese sighed and responded and said, like, I don't know why you always keep saying this. We weren't wearing the same clothes, yada, yada. But it's a bar from that song. Yeah, like, Nick, that means that probably hasn't heard the real Lil'Rease, the like 16-minute song that is kind of about Little Reese.

But if he ever does hear that. He has a 16-minute song about Little Reese. Called the Real Little Reese. Yo, he is fucking hilarious. Out of his mind. Where's this guy from? Rochester. Yeah, from upstate New York.

Do you know about Poppy too or you just know about nephew? Yeah, he's supposed to do that interview with him. That interview would have been a totally different kind of interview. That would have been kind of crazy. I think they're going to do it together soon. Honestly, Alex from A. Anyway, cool, was sending me clips of nephew rapping. It's absurd.

Like the things he says, bro, like every line is a fucking miraculous state of affairs. Bro, you have to go listen to that one Slythering conspiracy. That's the craziest one he ever put up. That's my goal is to clear out enough time in my life that I can listen to R.X.K. nephew for like seven or eight hours in a row. You go to sleep at 8. No, I go to sleep at midnight. It's kind of reminiscent of like, you know, like the Lil B times where he just put out so much crazy music.

And instantaneously, when that interview came out, Little B starts showing love on Twitter, which he, like, he's shouted out AD and us, like, frequently as well, like, just when we mention them randomly. You probably do it after this, too. Thank you, sir. Shut out, set out, little B, man. Shout out to the bass guy. I wish I still had a Twitter. He would tweet me all the time. He's making new one now.

I try. He can't. He's racist. They won't let him. You know it's crazy The other day when you was They was all mad at us For missing a last year

For being an hour and a half way Yeah, that's understandable This nigga house phone said I'm about to go live And this nigga house phone is blocked Bro, I still can't go live Bro I can't either What the fuck did you do?

I got a post deleted That was just nothing It was a picture of me And Duno with the dog girl From the Patreon And all of a sudden She was so hot Sorry

You like that? Just she was hot because she was on a leash Bro Patreon.com slash no jumper Because you want to see the clips Because we did, we pulled up her only fans, right? And we were looking at her just crawling around with her butthole out, everything. Why was her butthole out? Well, you know what I realized about her is that her boyfriend has an only fan's content house with a bunch of other girls in it.

And they'd just be making fucking pornoes all the time. And he just has this whole little crew of different girls. They're not fucking with me. And they're just out there just, you know, she's the only one who acts like a dog. But the other one, he got some other girls too. So is he like the mastermind behind this? Like, okay, I'm going to have you be a dog. Bitch, you're a cat.

You're a horse. Bitch, you're a fucking turtle. And he just like pointing him out. I want to meet a turtle. No, a girl who presents me a turtle? She moves really slow. She has a little turtle pond. Remember the turtle pond thing you were playing as a kid?

A little plastic thing? You filled with water? A little pool? Oh, like a turtle pool. Yeah, yeah. I don't know. I was a pond? That shit was fun.

Well, all you called it a pond. I don't know. It was like a pond. A pond type of. A turtle pond. Or a sloth one for the patron And talk slow. A sloth bitch.

Yeah, no, I think that... I think they started kicking it and then, oh, you want to know one of the crazy things is that one of the girls in the house, I remember her from when she was, she came to a meet and greet that I did. The one in San Diego or years ago. And she was like 16 or some shit. Ain't really seen or heard from her since. Pastor Williams.

Pastor Williams. I click on this shit. I'm thinking like, yo, I recognize that girl. I click on her. Paige and I realized that she had been to my meeting grade back in the day when she was a kid. And now she's a full grown only fans girl, man. They grow up so fast. They grow up so fast.

Crazy. The Patreon shit has been wild as fuck though. It's been an experience, bro. I got fucking CMAQ coming with girls and fucking. I don't know how I feel about that. That's going to be crazy. But why CMAX text me and say, do you have two blue dildos for the shoot? Like, no, you can't do that too.

I don't have any dildos of any color. Definitely no blue. And that's like not allowed, right? If somebody to ask, it'll probably be you. It's crazy that he's so comfortable just asking, like, he's a real gangbanger. Like, the gay shit don't fly on that world. Will you call him every fucking day? I don't call him.

We talk. That's your bro. Like, y'all are twinned up. Hey. That's your Twizzy. If you end up in a ketamine coma, then he's going to replace you. When I'm with my twin, I call him my Twizzy. If C-Mack is your twin, then you got problems.

When I'm with my bitch, I color my busy. What are he singing? This guy named Yeat. You got to get on him. Yee! No, Yeet. Yeat. Like, yeet.

I don't think I know yeat. He's hard. Is this one of the white kids that you do fucking ketamine in the warehouse with? No, but he is white though. Somebody else did ketamine here and it wasn't house phone. It was not me and they were. I know. And tell me why Josh was like, oh, is it cool?

If this person does ketamine on the podcast, I'm like, no. Absolutely not. I'm proud of you, bro. Don't be proud of me, nigga. I don't do. I don't do it. I never did ketamine. I said, I'm proud of you for not doing it no more.

I never did ketamine. I paid all the horses. He got horses in the back Like a farm Like a farm Okay Let's get halotopical What you think of a little on this video

Ah Okay I seen a tweet That tried to like Break this into A racism thing That I didn't even think about Until I read the tweet

They were like white corporations Are co-signing Or no They said white corporations Are funding This music video Where all The black men are gay

And engaging with each other And the one white man is heterosexual. Yeah. Jack Harlow's cis head ass. So basically it is you can get canceled for just being straight and white.

I thought Jack Harlow's verse was the highlight of that song for me. His verse is far. He went crazy. I'm going to be honest with you. I didn't actually watch the video. I just watched like reaction videos to the video. Life's like that. You can watch a 12 minute reaction video.

these days, but you can't watch the actual four-minute video. I mean, I didn't need to see like a shower for the naked niggas twerking. I'm going to be honest, which he reminds you a home too much? I've never been to prison, though. No. Yo, but the video looked hard though. Every time, like literally hard. Every time the little nudge drops a project.

No, but literally hard. I get it. Boners. I get it. But every time he drops, not a project, but a song, it's like, who's going to get offended? Somebody's got to get offended. Because the marketing campaign is always kind of like based around the idea that somebody's going to get offended.

I mean, I feel like they're just like pushing the... Is this going to offend people who are in prison? Wow, no. Because that's like the only people I could think of who would really care about him sort of like violating the sanctity of prison by showing a bunch of hot naked black guys dancing. I mean, a lot of...

Not the dancing part, but shit like that goes on in there, bro. So I was just like... Not with dudes who look like that. Those dudes were chiseled. Chiseled dudes. I mean, niggies be in jail chiseled because they got nothing else. dude. I like this. These dudes were cut up. Were they really that chiseled? I mean, I only seen it once, but they seemed a little too hot to be just like out there in prison. I like as you think

they're hot. I mean, that was the point of it. The point was to put the sexiest, darkest, black men on camera. That's your fetish. Yeah, that is your fetish. Wait, wait, so their private parts were blurred, I'm assuming. Yes. But then, like, how much was it blurred? Like, was it, like, chest down? You just couldn't see the junk. Everything is. else was visible. Can you pull up the notes that Vashti sent too on the screen? Shout out to Vashti. Shout out to Vashti for helping us make this show less incoherent. I think regardless of what we do, we're going to be

incoherent. I think people want us to be at least somewhat incoherent, right? Yeah, I feel like that's the whole the whole... I don't know. The whole draw to our show. I thought last week's was the best podcast that we probably ever done and we didn't talk about one actual topic, I don't think, and we started an hour and a half late, which is why I blame that the views bad was just because we started so late that we missed out on the live crowd but i thought last week

was great very human that was very human i don't really remember well we talked about health being healthy yeah we talked about ad almost losing his life about ad having to fucking stop with a baloney i didn't relapse already but i had a fucking life threatening situation recently yeah you got shot at almost you were with them with who no no i wasn't with them no i wasn't with them Who's him? Pot Lord tweeted about getting shot at. Do you know about that? Yeah. And he invited me and AD.

Oh, that's shit? Yeah, exactly. Where was he? He was at some event or something, I guess, and he wanted me and AD to pull up and do a song for free, which I was like, I'm not doing for free. That is like your best friend. That's literally my best friend. Literally my best friend. I would have did it for free.

And that's my. But guess what? I know less long time to you. But guess what? Was there anyone there? You didn't do it because you had that six cents who was going to get shot up. No. Your spidey senses start tingling.

I didn't do it. I was with my kids. You're telling me there was a music festival that got shot up. Who said it was a festival? I don't know. You're talking about this like it's a festival. It was not a festival. Okay, what was it?

Some random ass party or something. Oh, okay. It wasn't a festival. It definitely was not a festival. But I'm gonna be at hard summer this weekend with Cam Grill. So turn the fuck up. All the EDM thoughts. Let's go.

So it... I'm putting Mali and bitches assholes. Turn the fuck up. That's hot. Somebody shot it up from inside? From outside. They shot up the outside. Outside.

But they shot up the building or they just shot somebody? They empty the whole clip. What? Why? I don't know. I don't know. I wasn't there. I don't know.

We need to do some police. I'm not going to detect the phone. I'm not going to go detect the phone mode right now. Wait, but look, look, besides that, look, so. I just remember I haven't taken an edible yet today. Where's the fucking gummies? They're literally right in front of you, bro. My brother did four and he didn't do nothing to them.

That's how fried your brother is. Your little brother? He's so fried. ride. He was like, this didn't do nothing to me. He's so naturally high. But he did go to sleep early yesterday though. Yeah. I was like, you high. He was like, no, I'm not. Okay, can I tell my story about how I almost got shot at? But it wasn't there. It was something else. It was not that. It was completely separate. Somebody saw some scissors. Yeah, I got you chimp. I can't open it. No, no, no, I don't trust you. You don't trust me opening them?

And scissors for this bag. All right. So, who shot you? I didn't get shot or shot at, but I was approached with a weapon and I had to flee the scene immediately. What they say? when they approach it. All right. So boom. I'm leaving. Bye Gina views.

Bye, Gina. Everybody spent some time on the No Jumber Instagram story because Gina has been holding it down doing a lot of extra bonus shit, answer, you know, questions, additional questions from the guests and shit. She's been holding it down.

Holding it down, baby. So the guy pulls up to you and says, I'm going to shoot you. No, no, look. So I'm leaving my homie's crib, right? I'm in not really like a known gang area or at least a known black gang area. Okay. I'm wearing a bandana around my neck. It was a green one though.

Gucci bandana? Yeah, so I'm thinking like... Green can mean bad things as well. Yeah, I was thinking that, but like, not where I was at, though. So anyway, I'm going down the stairs and I make eye contact with this dude who I was at the time I didn't know was my homie's neighbor. Now, this nigga is outside in his boxers sweating profusely at about like 1 a.m. midnight or some shit like that. So it was already weird, right? So I'm like, what the fuck?

So I like get in my car. Now, I'm going to look for the button to lock the door, and the big sweaty, big sweaty nigger is at my passenger door, like, eyes big as fuck in his boxes and I see the gun in his waistline. So I'm like, nigga, I'm not even going to engage with this, nigga. I don't know. What's going on? I'm out of here. I hit reverse on my car to pull out, and I hit somebody that's going by. Because I'm going to be honest, I was spooked.

I'm like, nigga, I'm out of here. As soon as I seen the gun, but I didn't know if I really saw it or not. Anyway, hit the guy, right? Could have been a flashlight. It could have just been digging around pretending he got something. Anyway, let me finish. So I hit the car that's going by. I'm like, fuck.

I start backing out. The niggas still coming towards me. And I'm like, yo, what the fuck is this? So I drive down the street a little bit, maybe like four to six apartments down. And so I get out the car and check my car. Check the other guy's car that I hit. I look up. This nigga is jogging towards us now.

He's jogging towards us. And I'm like, nigg, I get back. back in my car and I drive away again. I'm like, fuck all that. I don't know what this nigga's on. I don't know why. You should have ran them over. I was thinking that too.

Yeah, but then like what if he would have pulled it out and start shooting? Anyway, it would be flat. It'd be a pancake by that time. Anyway, look, look. I didn't want to commit a vehicular manslaughter. I've been looking for a free vehicular manslaughter my whole life, bro. That's a dream. I'm going to be honest with you, bro.

Then you don't even got to have a weapon. You don't even got to shoot them. You just drive. Bro, I'm going to be honest with you. If I had it on me, I would probably be in jail right now because I was that spooked. He wasn't because you wouldn't tone on yourself. Use the car.

You don't get to shoot them. Well, look, so I leave. Shoot him. I bleed the scene. Like, I get the fuck on. I'm like, this was weird as fuck. I don't know. That's what bleed the scene means.

You just leave. Bled the scene, yeah. Oh, you said fled? I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I just am trying to learn some new cool hip-hop slang. I mean, it could be whatever you want it to be. But anyway, bro, stop, which is fucking sick. How about someone I'm going to take the edge off? Wow.

I was like, I just had the west side. Stop fucking smoking meth and then you wouldn't have to take the edge off. This is my kind of split. Oh, you're fucking gross. Edibose and a sick. So look, so look, I leave, right? I leave and then I'm calling my homie who's apartment like I was at. And I'm like, nigga, what the fuck?

Like, and he starts laughing on the phone. Like, yo, like, da-da-da-da. And I hang up immediately because I'm mad as fuck. I'm like, nigga, I just hit somebody. Like, this niggas running at me with a gun. Like, what the fuck? But I didn't know if I really saw the gun or not, right? So then I talked to my homie.

and he was like, yo, yeah, I just, I just talked to my neighbor, and he was like, I was like, your neighbor, and he was like, yeah, he was like, he asked me like, yo, you know that dude with the bandana that was coming down the stairs? And he was like, yeah, that was my homie. And he was like, oh, I thought he was the enemy

is like coming for me, like, blah, blah, and he showed my homie the gun. What? So he was really fin of bus at me over nothing. We had no combo, no interaction, nothing at all. He was really just from to just up it on me for no reason. He was pumped faking, though. You blame it on the green?

bandana though? I mean, I guess. I think he was really off the shits, bro. He has so much sweat coming down his forehead. He was like, like bigger than AD, honestly, in his boxers at midnight with a gun with a gun on him. I've done that before. He had a gun in his boxers. Bro, he must have saw me coming down the stairs and like grabbed the burner from inside. That's a lot of faith in the waistline of those boxes, though. I'm not going to be real scared. He probably was real scared and thought somebody was really trying to get him. That's what I'm saying. He probably fucked up off fucking meth or something. I'm saying like, bro, like,

he could have really just start, like, lighting my whip up over just him just being paranoid over nothing. And that's how much it can go down in fucking random-ass places. That's why I don't like going on. But what city was you in? I was in K-town.

That's what I'm saying. I mean, the MS. No, no, no, the MSs would be over there and, like, 18 streets and shit like that. But I don't know about no black gangs over there. Or he was black. He was black. He was a nigger.

Right. Fully-tited, big crib. Are you going to go back over here? I have not been. back over there since. I have not been back over there since. We're going to get Wack 100. We're going to send him there with you and he's going to figure out what the deal is and sort it out for you. No, I was so, look, I was driving back by there the other day to go pick up my homie or some shit like that. And it was late as fuck at night. And guess who I see sitting

in front of the house again? I kept driving. Yeah. I did not even stop. I didn't slow down. I actually sped up. He would probably apologize. Be like, I thought you were the enemy. You can't apologize. You might not apologize, but it might. Try to contextualize it for you. I'm gonna really be honest with you, bro. Like, I'm not even like no nigger trying to be hard like that or nothing like that. But I had it on me, bro.

I would probably be in jail because I was that scared. You'll be defending yourself. It's weird because that situation, if it happened to me in a random ass area, I would consider it my fault. But if it happened in my neck of the woods where I live, I would consider it 100% their fault and I would feel like I was comfortable being the aggressor.

Yeah, I mean, I don't. If anybody runs up on your car for no reason, bro, then that's a reason for them to get popped. That's what I'm saying. Man, like, nigga, you out here tweaking, bro. You're just running up on niggas, like, for no reason. Our fans who live in, like, Nebraska and shit probably are listening to this, and they're, like, thinking, like, in L.A.

It's just constant people running down on you with guns and shit, bro. If it would have been Josh, murder she wrote. Bro, tell me why. We went glizzy shopping the other day. What? Without me? And the fucking glizzy salesman walks right up to me, Jason and Josh, and says, okay, ladies, what do you need?

That's funny as well. Do you really just punked me out in here? Like, bro, I get it. You work at the gun store. You probably got guns all over the place. He can't say nothing. He's like the soup Nazi. It was like that.

I was like, yes, sir. I will have that one right there. The soup Nazi? What's that from? You never watch Seinfeld? No. SMH. I'm not that old guys.

Classic. Comes on every day. You're like 30. Not yet. I got a couple more years. You need to get with the Seinfeld, bro. But you probably wouldn't, like, but if you watch Kirby enthusiasm?

Yeah. And it's like that. I know that he's the writer of Seinfeld. But the thing is, is it's way less realistic than Curvell So I almost feel like You got a road Seinfeld Yeah, yeah But I almost feel like you

Like if you already watch curb Maybe Seinfeld wouldn't necessarily Register with you the same way Does he pop up in an episode I'm only on season one Of Seinfeld Curbianthusiasm Larry?

Yeah The whole show is based on Larry. No, I'm talking about In Curbue enthusiasm The Seinfeld ever popped up Later on there's all this I've seen what's a nigga name

George Hey I'm gonna be honest with you Jason Alexander Yeah Bro George had the crazy drip though anytime I did see anything about Seinfeld. Bro, what? He just dripped up.

George Costanza? Yeah. Bro, he had the crazy, like, hill figure, like, like buttonups and shit and, like, polo jackets and crazy shit. He was dripped up. That show was so inspirational because every episode, George and Jerry have a new bitch. Really? George is getting bad.

George get bad ones. For no reason. Like, you look terrible. You look awful. He's not even as bald as he was on the show. He kept his head artificially bald, I think. The nigga still getting commercials. I see him on a Super Bowl commercial.

Oh, that's fire. When you're that famous, yeah, you can just do that forever. I've seen Waleigh and Druske, uh, rolling loud, and they were talking about Seinfeld and he was, like, asking him, like, how he, because, like, Waleigh had the mixtape about nothing or whatever, but then he actually ended up doing, like, a whole album, I guess, what Jerry said. Jerry did, Jerry did, like, the intro on shit. Jerry decided like, oh, this century, I'm going to do, like, one thing.

Right. Or is it a decade. This decade, I'm going to do one thing. And it's going to be a mixtape with the richest comedians of all time. Oh, yeah, I'm sure. Yeah. And, like, he had that one show, like, fucking comedians and cars or some stupid shit about that. That shit was hard.

It's still around. Is it? I think so. Like, new, new episodes? What's Kramer doing? He's still calling people, niggas? I think after that, he kind of ceased to exist as far as I know. What was their, like, reason?

What was the joke that was being told? Somebody was heckling him. Yeah, somebody started heckling him. And he was like, you dare me to say? I'm sorry. Nigna, nigger, nigger. What a miscalculation. Like, what?

How did you think that was the answer to the heckle? They made a whole like South Park episode over that shit. They're like, hey, that nigga guy. Yeah, that was a bad look for him. It kind of honestly feels like what happened to the baby this weekend. No, it doesn't. Not that bad, but bro, they've been going in on the baby on Twitter. I haven't been on Twitter.

Can you scroll down? I'm pretty sure we have a quote up here of what the baby said. That nigga said, if you ain't got HIV or something like that, make some noise. You ain't sucking dick in a fucking parking lot. Let me read this quote. This is what the baby said on stage. If you didn't show up today with HIV, AIDS, or any of them deadly sexually transmitted diseases

that'll make you die in two to three weeks, then put your cell phone lighter up. Ladies, if your pussy smell like water, put your cell phone light in the air. Fellas, if you ain't sucking dick in the parking lot, put your cell phone lighter up. I wonder if this had been sort of like stirring around in his brain, like, oh, I got these bars.

someone just dropped this shit later. What's wrong with that? He 1,000% freestyle that off the dome. What's wrong with it? Let me try to explain to you why someone might be offended by this. What if you were in the crowd

and you had AIDS? If you had three weeks to live, you should be at the hospital trying to get help. Nobody said you got three weeks to live, nigga, what if you just in the... He said if you didn't show today with HIV or AIDS or in a deadly sexual transmitted diseases

that will make you die in two to three weeks. Okay, so for the record, there is only one disease, sexually transmitted disease that will potentially kill you, which is AIDS. So we're talking about one disease here. So obviously, I mean, it's hard to take this as not homophobic.

I understand the perspective of people who are offended by this. I can see the ending one, you know, sucking dick in the, if you're a man of sucking dick in a parking lot. Right. At the end, I guess, you know, ladies, if you're pussy smell like water, put yourself, okay, that's fine. You're pussy can smell like water. That's acceptable. If you ain't sucking dick in the parking lot, put your fellas, if you ain't sucking dick in the parking lot. If you're coming to a concert, you shouldn't be sucking dick in the parking lot.

Yeah, but he said, fellas. You know, it comes off home. Where's the logic? He could have said, fellas, if you ain't sucking dick or eating pussy in the parking lot, which I guess maybe he wants to take a stand against public oral sex, then I guess I can kind of... I mean, you have to read it as being intentionally aimed. Obviously, when he's saying something like AIDS and HIV, you got to think, all right, this is aimed at the gay community. They overwhelmingly deal with this more than...

I think everybody's too sensitive now, bro. You can't say shit, bro. Listen, I agree with that statement. I just feel like this, I understand why people are so offended. So you heard that you're in a crowd like this? No, I mean, I don't get offended by anything. Kramer is saying worse. Yeah, okay.

I can say that, but only because you are offending more people by saying the N-word in the context he did. And, you know, there's probably more black people than gay people. But they seem both pretty offensive, right? I'm just saying, like, you just got to be like, people are, too sensitive but you also have to like kind of be willing to accompany

everyone and don't make like certain groups to butter the joke you feel especially if you're at a baby and you're at this huge festival and he's such a big artist that it's like of course he's going to have a ton of gay fans fuck yeah you know he's on songs with fucking

dueliepa and shit like I mean that's just don't he got a song a little Naxe but does he have a song with him I don't know I don't think a song with him I think he just uh he's like Or did he get on the old town road remixes? Either way, Lil Nas X's dad posted the picture of them together talking shit basically to the baby for what he said.

I don't know if Lil Nas X had bars for the baby about this. I think, okay. But it was done at a moment where there's already a bunch of controversy about Lil Nas. And obviously he's just kind of like the standing gay guy. He's thinking about Lil Nas X and he said that, no. No, no, no. I don't think that. People are acting too soft.

It's hard for me to imagine what he was thinking about, though, because it was just such a strange rant. This is what it is. Not only gay men have HIV or AIDS. But listen, listen. Right, but only gay men can suck dick in the parking lot. Right? Technically no.

Technically no. Technically no. But he said fellas. He wasn't talking to the girls sucking the dick in the parking lot. And I assume he would support that. Regardless of what it is, when you're a performer and you're on stage sometime and you got that crowd control shit, sometimes you just let it get out of the hand you see me on stage be like

when I say nigg y'all say er nigs and I felt weird I wish I wasn't tan here because he had to say I'm just saying like sometimes you just get carried away of just like saying reckless shit

saying funny shit trying to get a reaction out of people you know I broke 24 carer golden's CD on on stage what an air world bully that's true I'm just saying like

you can sometimes go overboard I don't think that he was intentionally being homophobic, but it definitely came off like that. I don't know how saying, you know, fellows, if you have AIDS, get the fuck out of here. And if you were sucking dick in the parking lot, this song ain't for you. How do you not take it as being at least a little bit homophobic?

The first one, no, the third one hundred percent universally. I'm pretty sure that the gay community took it as being like, oh, he's shooting at us. Why? What is the cause of this? I'm just trying to put myself in their shoes. I was just kind of missed. Should men suck dick in the concert bath?

I mean, in the parking lot. Well, speaking as, you know, if I were a rolling loud employee or security, I would say, no, you should not do that. Everyone should wait to go home to have sexual relations. This is probably people fucking in the middle of the crowds. One time I went to that day and night fest and the traffic to get out of there afterwards, I literally was sitting in that parking lot for, I think, like, four hours. Yeah, it took so long to get home.

And the girl I was with, I was kind of thinking like, oh, shit, it would be dope if she sucked my dick in the parking lot. She passed out and was sleeping next to me the entire. year of time. So that wasn't happening. Yeah, I luckily went some other way, so it didn't take a six hours to get home. Though, that was brutal. That was honestly one of the crazy. That was not even the longest Vegas, like drive back I did. I'll drive back. I did nine hours. Okay, nine hours. I could see that. But no, you could see that. I'm in the O.C. Yeah, if there's bad traffic. I mean, it's like four hours, five hours normally. I mean, I can see nine. But I mean, I'm saying, bro, four hours to get out of a parking lot.

Once we were on the highway, we were chained. I dropped this bitch off at her house at like seven in the morning when the lights were coming out. He made a whole vlog about this. I remember that. Four hours into parking lot. Yeah. Bro. Wow.

It was the craziest shit you had ever seen. And meanwhile, like, this is before-Lennon. Pre-London. I got this girl with me. She's looking good. I'm trotting her around the whole festival. You know, all this. I'm just thinking like, ah, when this is over.

We're going to have some fun. Yeah, but at the time you get to her crib is 7 a.m., it's like. 7 a.m. The fucking paper boys riding by. I mean, shit, ain't nothing happened. The milk, the milk man's bringing milk. The milk man's dropping up the milk on her porch. Do they still have milkmen?

I hope so. I was just joking. They better. That's fucking gross if they do have milk men still. Yeah, you don't need milk that bad. Wait, wait, wait. Speaking of Royal Loud, though, did you see that the fucking one of the stages collapsed before it even started?

Yeah, and everybody, like, yo, it's crazy how the fucking fake news just travels so fast. But that was fake? Well, no, but like, people were acting like, oh, the whole thing's canceled. Yeah, like, what the fuck? Yeah. And it's like they were probably still setting it up, bro. There was no one there. Don't try to slander.

Don't try to fucking slander rolling loud. If that happened during rolling loud, like during a day where it was supposed to be performing, yes, that's a huge problem. It would be Rod Waves. The day before, yeah. You want me to explain that? Yeah. Because I've been surrounded by even worse fake news when it comes to this topic. So that post goes up on the No Jumper Instagram.

I think, oh, I'm going to be funny. I'm going to make a joke. Everybody's going to laugh. I comment. I blame Rod Wave because obviously. he had an incident previously where he crashed through the fucking floor yeah the whole stage collapsed i'm like i go to click on it again like 20 minutes later i see i got like 5 000 likes on the comment i'm like yeah does five minutes later thank you for the cloud you're like

give me that cloud click my comment anyway then some fucking kid pulls the wool over my eyes fucking pranks me it's probably one of these meth heads watching the shit right now it wasn't real he ratio he ratioed you they fucking No, the kid Photoshop's, or I don't know how you do it. That wasn't even a real post? No, he makes it. He makes it say, Rodway,

Pussy ass, crack a mouth up or some shit. I thought you meant the rolling-on-loud thing was fake. I didn't even think about it. I repost it and just, I'm dying because I'm like, like, it's so funny to me like, how could Rodway possibly get offended by this joke? How did he fake the comment? Kids are good these days. You can do that now.

They do that with Trump all the time. They'd be saying like, you niggas give me your stimulus back. You all like me and shit. I just never seen it with an Instagram comment. If it was a tweet for sure, I would have thought like, oh, this might be fake. But that's an Instagram comment. And there was already like 500 responses to my comments. So after I had already reposted it on Twitter, dying laughing about it, then I'm clicking through trying to find the original Rod Wave comment.

To me, I can't find it. He fucking bamboozled you. And look at you did. You went and call CMA for back. up. I did. Okay. We got to address that as well. I was already supposed to go on Instagram live with CMA because he'd been telling me that he wanted to do a live so that he could sort of get his followers up on his fucking eighth Instagram since I've known him. He had like 55 Instagram since I met him. He did 55th Street. And then yeah, I'm talking to him and I bring it up because I figure out like once

we start talking about, I'm like, oh, this is so perfect. I'm going to talk about the Rod Wave thing to see what CMA got to say about it. And he said he said it kind of jokingly. He was like, oh yeah, you want me to fight? could yeah but i'm like no no no we don't got to fight or everything you don't got to say nothing like that but like then it gets recontextualized by the meme pages attitude to do calls seymack the lobe for backup he can't get him out he said we're gonna put him on bunk status he can't get off the bed oh god and he said he was 550 pounds i was fucking dead no see mack said that was funny but yeah i mean i wasn't calling seaman for backup even the idea of seamack like encountering rod wave i think cmack would really try i really want the strength of you you've been very

Well, that would be nice. But I mean, the... How would he ever even be in the vicinity of Rod Wave? Rod Wave, he sings real niggie shit, so he probably will come to the hood one day out here. If Rod Wave goes to 55th Street, then I would be impressed. But either way, Rod Wave has yet to even acknowledge my funny comment. This fucking kid fooled me. And now this 5 million fucking meme pages.

Yeah. You all Rave and apology. I guess you're right. I kind of do for falling for that, yeah. I'm more impressed with the... Sorry, Rod Wave. I'm more... I'm more impressed with the fact that the fan pages or like the whoever did that

finessed you into thinking that there was. It said at Rod Wave with a blue check and all that. Oh my God. They finagled you. But like it was so many because I was trying to find it. But it was like 75 pages that you had to load to even like get up. And it's like nobody got time for that. And then you know it's even more fucked up and I'm not going to name names.

Somebody who works for me. Gina views. No. I'm not going to say who. But it wasn't Gina. She's new. I don't want to put that. people on her.

Somebody goes to pin my comment. Laura. Somebody goes to pin my comment that works for me and accidentally deletes the comment. With the 5,000 likes? Yes. You probably had more than that by then.

Probably had way more by then. I hadn't looked at it in a long time. The comment is then deleted, which makes the whole thing. It makes it look like it. It makes it look even more suss because then it's like, oh, now we can't even like prove that Rod Wave didn't actually leave the comment

because my original comments now, that person had your back. Damage control. I guess overall, they might have been kind of doing it. It was out of love. That nigga said, shut your white crack.

But you want to know? He did not, though. This person got it up. It was a deep fake rodwaves. Oh, my God. Deep fake rodwaves said this. No, but then it's even more fucked up, too, because the person who deleted it

could have easily skated on the offense and just not said anything. And I would have had like four or five people that I could have blamed it on. I probably wouldn't have blamed it on anything. I probably wouldn't have noticed that the tweet wasn't there. that the criminal name was.

She claimed it. She called me right away and told me. That's honorable. It is honorable. You got mad after shit. I want to say a shit. Yeah. No, I couldn't get mad because you called me.

You let me know that you know you fucked up, so how am I going to be mad at you, you know? Respect. She got in front of it. Respect to a named person. Thank you. She says she's a woman. Well, everybody who runs our social media is a woman. Except.

No. Except anybody. All of them. All of them. I know someone else. No, you don't. We have four different girls who have access to run it to. Women.

You don't run it. You have no access to that. I am a mod now. You'd be doing all kinds of shit. You'd be gangbanging on the story and shit. No, I don't. My story is very peaceful. Don't come to my block.

You just heard this song. Yeah, what the fuck was that? No, because I... He just heard the song. I was an act like that. I was getting ready last night to interview Chitrow. And I'm looking at songs, and I see that he's got signed AD. I click on it.

Oh, my God. You would think that AD was an enraged bear on steroids listening to this song. It's just straight up like, Oh, you fake-ass rappers, you fucking pieces of shit. You fucking the game of for us real rappers. It's the angriest I ever heard. Were you rapping this?

I came to no jumper and got gentrified. Were you thinking of anyone in particular when you spit those bars? No, I was his... Who were you sub-dissing? When I did that, bro, it was like... Like, you're talking about the song of YG, right? No, I'm talking about the fucking Bloods and Cripps album song

with you and Shitra. I think. But you know, actually... You're talking about the shit. The YG is the real angry one, okay. Oh, I remember that. At that time, it was like a lot of people in L.A. giving our passes to a lot of rappers just because they got like a bag or something like that.

So it was just like, you know, niggas would be claiming hoods and doing all type of shit. That's when like five different niggas were claiming. There, my, I'm not going to say it. Yeah, leave it alone. Yeah, yeah. Just know it was at a time where like a lot of motherfuckers, it was like pay to play. And if you know like real street politics, it's like, shit shouldn't be sold. So that was the premise of the shit.

So this was a real moment. But then also the game should be sold, not told. And we did a video, we did two videos for the shit. We went to the L.A.X. We went to L.A.X, my nigga. Oh, so you was in my hood. You were at the airport? Nick, we went to the L.A.X sign and did the video and never came out. Why didn't it come out? I don't know. And then YG said he wanted to redo it.

And then we redid it again and then it never came out. What the fuck? But we went to L.A.X and got on the sign. And was rapping that shit. And was running once the fucking airplane police was coming and shit. You're YG with a major label album and you don't even get a fucking permit to go film on the sign? We didn't have a permit.

You're gonna get in trouble after the fact anyway. Maybe they weren't really catching people for shit like that. But nowadays, I feel like you would get in trouble. There's some tour or shit. You got to spend a lot of time with Sad Boy Local. That's what I'm taking from this story. Yeah, too. Was that fun?

That was fun. You were turning out? Yeah, we turned up. Who was drinking more? You were in. Probably me. Nice. Hey, nigga.

Don't go to LAX without tapping in with me. Shut the fuck up. You better tap in with American Airlines too. Tap in with all the airlines. That's not basically. Nigger. The earth is my turf. Ooh.

The surf is my turf. The surf is my turf. Yeah, that shit. I put you on that. We can't eat that now, though. You're going to lose the race, bro. You're going to lose the race, bro. Wait, wait, what race you're doing?

I was thinking about cutting my arm off for something so I can beat you in this arm. The race loss race. I'm beating them now. So y'all didn't even throw me in. Niggas, we talked about it last week and you said you were down. I know. I'm throwing a thousand in, though. I don't know.

You're going to have to, like, show us your commitment to this game. I'm throwing a thousand in right now. Let's go. Better drink a gallon, brother. Nick, I'll drink a gallon before I even came here. A gallon of what? Henny. And he tastes like a purple popsicle. Who said that?

Nephew. Did he? Yes, nephew. Oh, my fucking God. What other rolling out antics happened? I feel like nobody got shot this time. Nothing all that crazy. But you know what I did think for a moment that was like fake news?

it was spreading on Twitter that I was going to call attention to. So when I was at Rolling a lot of Miami the last time, NBA young boy gets shot at on the highway or some shit, and his girl gets hit. No. You were about to re-act the phone. You're about to reiterate the fake news. Yeah, it was fake news.

It was fake news. And so some other guy gets hit. I'm pretty sure it loses his life and all that. It's stated on Twitter that Fred O'Bang was picked up by the feds for that shooting. I'm sitting there looking at Twitter holding my my head like what the fuck what the fuck I'm like I talk to this fool you're telling me that he I've seen him at that shit and then he went and was shooting at young I'm freaking out like bro yeah fredo's way more savage than I thought turns out wasn't true and I'm also thinking I'm like even

if you were on a fucking murder mission at rolling loud like shouldn't someone else be the one shooting him yeah not you bro like what the fuck I can't believe it wasn't true so can't believe they were both there fredo just got caught up because they raided his crib and they had like body armor and shit there. But you know why they rated his crib, right? Because of the lit Yoshi shit, right? But that wasn't always for something else in Louisiana. Some shit.

Yeah, right. But the one crazy thing is that they said that NBA members is snitching on. I read that. I was like, what? That's going to be interesting. I guess if it comes out, right? I mean, I guess it's already out there, but I guess it's not 100%. But he didn't take the stand or anything yet, didn't he?

Not yet, but they have police paperwork saying this dude is doing that. If that shit came out and you didn't take the stand. stand yet? I feel like that's a reason for you to not take the stand. Yeah, but you've already said the shit to the cops. Ain't that good enough. Yeah, I know, huh. You're right. God damn, man. The game is fucked up, bro. What shit going? Wild game, my friend. I'm trying to think if I did anything interesting this weekend. We went and looked at office spaces Friday.

How was that? Oh, Nick Cannon really got put the battery in your back. He did. I took a stream off on Friday and went and looked at spots. You're like, fuck that. We're up in this bitch. We found something I'm super excited about that are about 10 times fucking nights than this place. So we're going to have an upgrade going soon. Josh, you're just scrolling through this just all willy-nilly. He does that on Wednesdays too. He's just like, hey, we go, look at this whole thing. I'll tell you when I want you to locate a story.

We already talked about that. That's why you don't need to be scrolling. So we did that Friday. Then we hit the pool. Then Saturday I went to the mall with Parker Mac and Lena. Wait, what? We went to Islands. You brought C-MAC with you? Parker Mac. Parker Mac.

Oh, I thought you made Parker M-C-M-C-M. His next kid is going to be Shante. I'm really not going on my way to bring Parker around CMAQ. If they meet, they meet. But I'm not really trying to bridge the gap right now. You're not trying to facilitate that. She don't even know about like villains and movies and monsters and stuff. I feel like she...

Damn, why you got to act like he's a bad guy now? But he got that aura of like a... He's like, Shrek style, you know? He's like, oh, yeah. By, my... I mean, Parker might cry if she got introduced to... No, you probably turn real sweet and sentimental. He was, hey, Parker.

You were, you were like, hello. I've never seen AD to the song. He said, hello, people. I got kids. You kind of got to do that. Like, if you don't do that, you're weird. Yeah, that's part of learning to be a man. Learning how to play with a kid correctly.

Yeah, I'm like, I respect it. And don't be Pastor Williams. No. I miss. I miss. No, Montel fuck the vice president. He, oh, you did say he did that. Wait, what?

You can do your Googles. I'm pretty sure it's out there. Yeah. Montel Williams fucked a man vice president? Camala Harris. We talked about this last week. You got to at least. You have some of my brain pills he could take or something. I can start remembering shit.

No, listen. He had remembered him last week. No, no, no. No, no. That shirtless guy scares you. He scares you straight. No, listen. I'm the type of nigger.

Once I do something, it leaves my brain completely. We've noticed. The fans like to point that out in the comments. Yeah, I'm like, why do I need to, like, harbor on some shit that already happened? I'll just be the one to let you know when we already talked about something. Even though realistically, I mean, I fucking probably repeat shit all the time. We do. Everyone does.

I've told the same stories like 90 times. I'm self-conscious about it, though, because I'll have like one thing in my head and then I'll realize, like, I've said this in four different podcasts, just talking. Because like, a lot of times when I'm doing an interview, I'm kind of like sorting through my own shit. I've been thinking about it. I just asked them for advice. Like, what do you think about this?

Oh, dude, that fucking Allie interview was really good. I watched the whole thing. Was it worth last week's episode being late? I'm going to be honest with you. It was actually really good. That was a movie. I couldn't sleep the other night and I literally watched the whole thing. That's been nice to have all the alley

Fan page that's shown up. That guy scared me to go to sleep. I wasn't scared. You was scared. You hit somebody car. Yeah, I was scared. I didn't want the nigga to start blicking at me, bro. The fuck. I didn't have no blick on me. But so at no point in this, did you decide to go back to leave a note on the car? Nigger, I got on.

You might actually. Allstate might be looking for you. You might get hit up. Somebody might be trying to figure it out. I'd rather get hit up by insurance to get hit up with bullets. Ooh. See? I'd rather eat crumbs with a bum

For I ever eat a steak With a steak Don't act like you're not a rapper When you got bars like that on deck I'm just I am a rapper I'm not acting like I'm not You read again

Oh shit Oh hold on Hold on Hey bitch ass nigga Try to shoot at my whip Pulled out And you know I got hit By another car

Nigga I'm about to take another bar Nick I'm gonna die I ain't gonna go far Hey nah nigga I'm just playing I got the Coke nigga And I laid it out You got a bitch in your mouth. I don't know.

That was white. That was like this time. You did that. Sorry, so you guys were doing this on at the end of the day the other day. Like five times. He was five for five though. 55 times.

Yeah, yeah. That one was weak, but whatever. That's what we do. Black people, we, uh... Bang on the table. We harmonized. You bang on the table, too. In different ways.

Not this table. Oh, I hope not. I wasn't square it on the couch. No, now that... She squared it on the floor. Yeah, on a towel. She's a good aim, too. I don't think any of it hit the ground.

Is Lina okay with this? Yeah. She was cooling. Can you invite me next time you got some squatters around? The last time you was a, you was getting lit. I was, I was, I was disruptive. Would you have laid on the ground and let her do it on your face? Maybe.

Oh my God. Wait, wait, wait, which one? Now, that would have been. You got to, you. Which one? My dog's got a pack of nerds. Wait, which one? I think Housephone will probably do the most stuff in the Patreon.

No, I won't. That's good, though. Mm. You cool? I'm not doing the most stuff. You know what's weird? about the Patreon episodes with these girls is that you sort of start to learn some shit

about your friends like with AD and I had him spank one of the girls and the way like his whole mannerism around spanking this girl's ass with a book but like that sounds painful the way you did it you were just like yeah

Robert Green I don't know that sounds more painful than like with like a no the first one it was a bamboo with holes in it like a bamboo leaf No, like a paddle. And we had a whip too.

That's racist. He said that. He said that. A white girl walking around with a whip. It's a sex whip. Yeah, you can't just throw racism on the whole bondage community just because some people were whipped in a different context in the past. You're standing up for bondage rights. I get it.

Well, I do kind of feel like now, and I don't want to turn this whole box into a fucking PSA about the Patreon. But we have learned a lot. But like the girl who pretends to be a dog. So many people commented and hit me up just straight, disgusted with the fact that she likes to pretend to be a dog. And having sat here and had the conversation with her, I'm like, bro, that's just her thing. So 50 gang bang wasn't worse than being a dog? No, that shit is viral.

Everybody talking about that shit, bro. And I'm just like, you. Hey. Yeah. Hell you. Hey. Bang banging. Even this girl I know got a viral tweet off of your tweet.

off of just being like look at Adam's face I know and then her shit went viral I was an important part of it because you could really see me yeah we had we had two different yeah he's like Adam was lying and in your head you were thinking bro

she just no rhythm there I know that beat was not correct you're like you're like the when you type in like worst beat of all time and then it plays LeBron James like nodding his head I'm trying to like do enough podcast so I can take like a week off and just like learn to be a producer during that week. You think it's going to be a week? If I squad up with somebody who like

actually knows what they're doing and they could take me through the journey, I think I could make a lot of progress in a week. You give me 40 hours. I think I can get pretty far. Hey, listen. And I'm not saying that I think it's easy. I'm just saying if you put me with an expert for 40 hours, I think I could make some progress. Go with Kanye. He seems busy. You know, speaking of like expert producers, I don't know if I told this song at the end of the day, but Metro. Bro. Metro. Yeah. Dog. I heard some of the best unreleased music I've ever heard about life. This nigga played music for like four hours straight at the studio. It was,

I heard the best future song I've heard in the last three years. Really? Bro, it was theatrical. So how did you end up in the studio with Metro? First of all, you know he'd be wearing my shit. You know, you know I'm tapped in, my boy. Somebody wearing your shit doesn't mean that you're going to end up in the stew. No, nigga, like he's tapped in.

with my boy, Koo. Cool. Koo brought me to the stew. Oh, Koo brought you to the stew. We was in that bitch, bro. Okay. And it was some of the most beautiful music I ever heard in my life, bro.

That's dope. I didn't know, like, it was, and it was random-ass people on songs together that you wouldn't even think would be, like, I don't know, bro. It was, it was inspirational. Like, the level of artistry this man.

Well, that's what producers do they bring you to the studio. They show you music that you never heard before they play. It's so loud that you can't think about anything else. Nah, but it was- You go on your podcast and you say that it sounded fire. Nah, but it was like, bro, okay, so I'm gonna just explain this one song. Okay. So I thought he was making the beat because it took so long, like to build up, right?

But it was really, it was just like, it was like a full symphony or something. It was like leading up. And then it drops, and it's this hard-ass future song. And I'm like, I looked at him and I said, bro, you need to contact Marvel. and put this in a superhero movie. This shit is crazy. It was one of the hardest, hardest future songs I've heard in the last half a decade,

for sure. It was crazy. There it is. Did he say anything about one in the, sucking on a titty? Like he was trying to get some lean out of it? No. Well, he said that on the ESTG album.

Oh, did he? Viral lyric. No, yeah, because I keep fucking, because I filmed Parker's sucking on his boob. I've seen it. I said, this nigga's sick. What is wrong with that? You can't put your wife's titty on the gram.

They're all over the gram already. I know, but breastfeeding? That's creepy. Why? It's a miracle of life. It's only creepy because you think of this. That's some white people's shit. Look, look.

It's two things you don't do. I'm open-minded. You don't put your child breastfeeding on your wife, and you don't put your child naked. You don't put your child naked for sure. Although, you know, we do show in, like, baby nipples from time to time, you know, just not even thinking about it. Yeah, but people are weird.

But you definitely can't show baby genitals. No, no baby genitals at all. The baby nibbles may be fine. I know that shit's serious because, like, members of my own family will send baby pics in the family group chat. Really? And censor the fucking genitalia. Wow. Even amongst family.

Yeah. But, I mean, I feel it. No baby booties either. My phone will probably get hacked at some point in them. I, please don't know that that happen. Either way. What are you on, my boy? But, okay, so I just thought that was the most amazing thing ever, the ESTG.

shared the clip of on his Instagram story. And he then asked me what was up with the girl who acts like a dog. Wow. And I just kind of, I wrote like a paragraph explaining like bro like what if she becomes like fetish et cetera and he responded like

man I don't understand none of it. He was like that shit way beyond my comprehension or some shit like his response was so good. What if she becomes like the next like rap video vixen where people are just walking her in a leash in every video.

Well, nerd baller TV is gonna be pissed. Who's that? Her boyfriend. Why would he be pissed? Fuck. Ask more money for you. After, do you know, fed her the dog treat? She gave him a little peck on the lips.

Like, I thought it was so sweet. Like, oh, the dog tree is? I wasn't thinking about the dog treat, but like, she had already munched that. No, but I was just thinking like, damn, that's how strong their bond is. Is that like, after the homie feeds her a dog treat, a foo even, feeds her a dog treat, then he's still going to give her a little smooch just reminder. I love you, baby. I ain't going to lie when I was younger. I had a bacon strip.

I eat a little dog bacon strips. I eat bacon strips every day. But okay, a dog bag on the dog? Yeah, you remember bacon? Remember that shit? Bagel! Bagel, no! No, you remember the commercial dog, but like, yes, bacon! It was for dogs and shit.

I tried it one time. Wasn't that bad? It wasn't that bad? She said it weren't that bad, but she said she doesn't eat the ones with animal products in the dog food because she figures that they use like... She eats vegan. Yes, she figures that they use low-quality. Yo, white people are insane. So she eats the dog food.

Let me eat vegan dog food. It was just a dog treat. But I did see a picture of her in like a little kitty bathtub type thing full of dog food all over her. Wow. I clicked on one of her pictures. White people shit. The bottom of her feet were so dirty. I had to just click away.

But that's because she was marching around here with no shoes on, I think. But if you're on your all fours, you should. How are your feet even dirty? Yeah. I don't know. She managed to get them dirty at some point. I just don't understand like. I mean, go off.

People hate fetishes that they don't understand. But I kind of get it because I feel like if I hadn't sat here and had a whole conversation with her about it. I would have hit her with newspaper. She had to like a human being up until the moment that we told her to drink out the bowl and that we were going to feed her the dog tree, whatever. And she got naked during this too. No, she didn't get naked, but we reviewed her only fans on screen. So we got to, you should have dressed up like Barb Barker. I said, get you.

I was thinking of that the whole time. Wait, Bob Barber. barker barking you remember he used to say that he's like don't forget to get your pet spayed or nude i thought you were just making a joke about the barker like a dog barks no it goes both ways you should have been Travis barker hmm you kind of already are a dog that name would lead him into that you know his son is like a sound style rapper really yeah i went to his son's 15th birthday yeah you know he's like a rapper now i didn't know that i thought he was a rapper back dude oh no he's lit that's lit that's lit that's lit

Look at water guy Water boy Water boy Z. Glug, Glug, Glug, Glug. Yo, Patrick C.C. Tried his low-key stilled out from Chris Travis. You should start a group with Chris Travis. Just know he almost hopped on my

Xavier Wood. I don't know who Patrick C.C. are, Chris Travis is. Hey, just know he almost hopped on my I don't know Jeffrey this. Oh, boy. What? I'm just being honest. Stop naming your ops.

Yeah. And I ain't going to lie. Okay. I wasn't supposed to like that shit when I first came here when I was liking it. Bro. He's driving around listening to the diss songs about you and Camgirl. You too.

Yeah. Yeah. I couldn't fuck with it though. I was like, if I see this nigga? I'm gonna fuck. What's your dad? I'm not finishing to fuck with it. You're so fucked with it.

I had to tell you, I'm like, don't say anything about that around Camgirl. She's going to get mad. It was so hard to not to. Really? It was that hard not to? He just likes racist jokes. It was pretty racist. If there's a racist joke that AD feels like he has a license to laugh at,

he's all about it. Probably. So what did you do this, wait, wait, where's the AD dis is at? Everybody send me, send me the AD gang related business. No, this too.

I want to hear it. Niggers don't diss me. Look, he got out of the series. You got a hell of serious. He's like, niggas don't dis me. It's going to be handled differently.

If you diss me, you're going to be handled differently. You're not going to wrap back at a nigga? It's going to be handled differently. A lot of the hardest rappers in L.A. history have been dissed on songs by other rappers. I mean, but if it's like Young thug in the game

We're beefing at one point If it's if it like makes sense It's different But if it's just like some like street shit Then it has to go different When I think my beef With them niggas was street shit No I didn't know what it was for

Come on that was insult shit If you go back I was listening to a bunch of shitty's music And realize And how hard he was gang banging And distant other hoods When I did not understand Because I was like not

Introduced into this world enough shitty and the shitty boys gotta drop a tape together I wonder if he even knows are there shitty scamming are they still a group or is baby trying just doing his own thing I think they're still a group

I think they still drop music together he's still bang shitty boys on his songs bro duh because it's shitty boys for life but I don't know like how much they wrap together now nigga they still rap together don't I just want to check don't disrespect my boy TRD and motherfucking Stan will

I had that interview so long ago I know bro you I got you you. I got some good ones on the way too. Yeah. Who? No. Let me find out.

Yeah, I got to, you treat me like I don't work here? I'm doing, I just don't, I won't call out interviews on the podcast before I don't. No, that's, that's, that's, that's, oh, before you do them. Blast for me. I thought you already did them. No, no, I got some heat on the way, though. We got a little scrappy today. Fuck you talking about.

Okay. Okay. And we got kind of drunk. We was drinking on that Henny. You let him, you drank with him? Tasted like a purple popsicle. You don't drink with us? Hennie makes me angry.

Y'all don't drink. on here not anymore I don't think I ever took a shot with ADD during Yeah you did Maybe one time I took my birthday

Y'all all bought me Can you come out of retirement Like once? Like not now When will you announce Your return Is this like rappers quitting rapping I'm not gonna return

I'm drinking I'm never gonna go back To the way I used to drink But listen I have a problem You were a fucking You were trying to be like Olympic sport drink

Olympic drinker Yeah And like Plum was telling my mom Like yeah You know your son drink like 30 shots and he just challenges people and stuff. Pund was fucking aggravating the situation.

He's just as bad as you are. My mom's looking at me like, what? Has he had his blood pressure taken lately? He needs to. Yeah, I told him. But hey, he's like been in the game a lot longer than you. Maybe he's just built for this. But the thing is that I drink more than like everybody he knows.

Because I'm like a challenge drinker and I notice all like this is bad. It's like double dare. Yeah. And it's like no one should consume like 20 plus shots in a day. like that's fucking over. Why push yourself to that limit? Yeah. That's like how I used to be with coke and pills and alcohol.

I wouldn't. I would have a bang, no. No, literally. You drank two bangs out of the hospital. I want to think energy. Yeah. Speaking of coke and pills, Josh got a Coke straw in his hand right now. Oh, shit.

You've got some lines. There they go. I would draw the line there. You all can smoke buns, but you're not allowed to do coke on the job. Yeah, once a girl started doing ketamine here and dying. Yeah, see, that's exactly what I'm worried about Nah, it was scary for a little bit Definitely

Here's a story I act like I didn't see him mostly do Here's a story We were trying to get AD to get a lap dance on the podcast He's like no No I talked to her last night She invited me over at 5 a.m.

And I went to sleep She got some little A little nookian I love both of them Equally That's good Okay So the Breast Club

Had the CEO Oh no the head of Instagram Adam Moseri on They were basically Just like sucking his dick Not fucking putting his feet to the fire At all

Because there's so much shit If I had an Instagram with it Or if I had an interview with this guy There's so much shit that I would love to call them out on Because there's so many rappers and porn Starts getting their shit deleted Who have like And basically they did press the line about one thing

Basically Talking about Boosie's page And the guy said like Oh there's nudity Then that's why it got taken down even though Boosie says on this account that he's talking about this

was not a problem. I know so many girls who've had their Instagram deleted and it's like they didn't post anything inappropriate they did not post nude shit, etc. And they still got their shit deleted

and even with the rappers, same shit. There's a bunch of rappers who've had their shit deleted over bullshit-ass reasons and this motherfucker Adam Missouri is going to sit there and just act like it's all good

like oh, they showed fucking nudity No, they didn't. Like, maybe Boosy did. I don't know, but Boosy, when he responded, he said. Bucy had bitches busting the dog pen. At one point, and they had the fucking, the challenge with the cucumber going down the girl's throw and stuff.

That definitely seems like something you should not put on Instagram. I agree. Bro, they're OD. I just got another strike, bro. I'm scared to post shit. Me too. I got to fuck. I get strikes every other day.

I posted a clip of the dog girl on the no jumper page. It gets 80,000 likes, hell of views. All good. And then I post the same fucking thing on my page with the pitcher, deleted, removed. So if my account gets. is deleted is going to be because of bullshit like that and this motherfucker's going to sit there and act like Instagram doesn't have a problem news flash you do your fucking size is totally unfair to towards hot girls and rappers bro now i posted an album cover of of a of a big sad i did big sad album cover and somebody i reposted somebody saying a line that i said bro and it said big white bitch read the script like she rose in they said that was a hate speech and they gave me a strike for that oh my you can't be hating on me and they said and they said you Oh, your account might be deleted. I'm like, what the fuck?

And you know what? I noticed, I think they penalize you by fucking making your story views go down after that. Have you noticed that? Yeah, I feel like it, like it hides your story or something. I feel like I was getting like 100,000 story views, no problem. And now I'm lucky to get like 50 after that. Like, you get a strike and then they just fuck with you and make you, I'm scared to potion.

Somebody asked me, oh, if you had a world, what would it be called? And I was about to say, Crip world. And I said, I shouldn't do this now. I'm scared to post it. The other day, I'm scared to post. commented and I was I was saying something I was telling somebody to shut the fuck up or something somebody's face on me

was a Grito? Eliza you know she's watching right now answer thought it was Grito what up asshole on Patreon fine yes everybody go sign up patreon.com slash no jumble she's going to come on she's going to show us her butthole if you guys don't subscribe this

Patreon I'm going to fucking I'm calling ICE on everybody I don't know what you call it we are all citizens are you talking about Duno specifically Oh my God Well She's breaking up Hey we love you too

Come on soon Poor connection That poor connection She seemed very drunk and very tan It fell out The call died right away So That sucks

But yeah I can't wait for her Patreon episode What we're talking about? I don't know Her showing her also She said I would die for you What is that? I don't give a fuck.

I would die for you. Oh, thanks. Yo, what? Did she get her Instagram deleted again? She's had like four since I've known her. Look, he's about the DM her. Don't you dare say this. One of you guys needs to be brave enough to actually put your dick in her, bro.

Man, listen. Saw him? I'm going to just. I mean, I'm probably going to have to fuck her for our only fans with Lennon. It's good. I'm down. Let's go. Listen, listen.

You got the brand new booty? Let's get in there. It's been... That's my friend. That's what I'm saying. That's the home girls. Don't not act like me. No, no, no, no, no.

You guys live in a fantasy world where you only have sex with girls that you're like pretending to be in a relationship with me and her can just do it for only fans with Lena. Yeah, I'm, uh, my manager's wife explained it to me because she's known me for a very long time. She said, you like a GFE, a girlfriend experience. But you bring a girl around, you hang out with her. You take her out. She meets all your friends. and you pretend that's your girlfriend.

That's what the girl that squirted on the towel, saying that she provides to all the guys, and all these fans is that they like her. Remember that girl where I sent you the rates? Yes. You did it? No, no. You invested?

No, what I'm saying? That's what, because I was trying to pry some more information out of her. Like, okay, like, if I pay this hourly rate, what's the, what's the goal here? For the record for the people out there, house phone had this bad bitch that he was talking to. He's sending her to the group chat. We're all agreeing. Like, damn, she looked pretty good, et cetera. And then he asked.

like, yo, what are you doing tonight? She says, oh, yeah, I would like to spend time. You boom, here are my rates. And it's like, you know, half hour, two hours, spend the night. Thousands of dollars. Yeah, it was like, it was like, spend the night was like, what, like seven racks, six racks or some crazy shit like that? That's ridiculous. I don't want you that long.

I want you for 45 minutes. And like, obviously I was not even considering that. But I was just trying to pry some more information out of her. I'm like, so what am I getting for this, for these rates? Yeah, no, I'm saying like, can you eat Kibble out of a fucking ball maybe? And she was like, that's my new fetish. And she was like, I provide a GFE.

And I'm like, what? What he's doing? I'm cutting it open for you. It's already open. I'm going to make sure you're eating still my weed again. Bro. Very professional podcast. Thanks a lot.

Dips off to go find his weed. I'm just glad he's not doing the poogie. But so would you ever do that if you were talking to a girl? And she said like, oh, here you go, there's my rates. What? To pay for it? For sex? Fuck no. I thought you were basically acknowledging that you were into that kind of stuff.

Listen, people got it mixed up what I was saying. I was saying basically like if you meet a girl at the club and she's just saying like, I'm thinking like she works at a grocery store or something. And it's like, oh, I'm about to make $400 tomorrow. Hey, here, here's the $400. Come chill with me. Not necessarily for sex, but just to look like a boss. And she could tell her friends like, oh, yeah, he did that for me.

But she's going to get fired from the grocery store if she, If she's a good work or if she takes a day off, I don't see why. Right. I mean, to be honest, like, in my current financial situation, which I absolutely was not in the time that I was single, if a girl said, oh, $700 to come over and fuck you, I wouldn't even. I wouldn't even think about it still. I got to do seven interviews to make that much money. Nowadays, it's kind of like, that does kind of sound like really convenient. They're like, oh, damn, I can have this bitch come through and just fuck me real good for a little bit and then leave.

If they say it's 700 to do what you do or Patreon, then I'd be like, okay, if that's what that is, if that's the feed. But like, nah, if you're going to be a prostitute, I don't want to fuck you anyway. That's disgusting. That's the part that's gross about it to me. For me. It would be fucking for free anyway.

The idea that. Yeah, but these bitches are fucking for free even more. But if she's doing it because you met her and she likes you and you trying to talk to you, you talk to her and she likes you, then I at least feel like I worked for it and I did something in the position. But if she's saying it's a transaction, like, and do you do this all day? Did you fuck five other dudes said? Because that kind of grosses me out.

They for sure ran it up, bro. Yeah, that's what they're doing. Yeah, I don't know about that. But look, this is what I'm saying, though. No, like a girl next door who just works at Food for Less or something. It's pretty. That's way more fine. Do you know what I'm saying?

Food for Less employees? I haven't been there a while. Why not? I just feel like, you know, the kind of girl that I would be into might be working at Lulu Lemon. She might be working at the Macs store. Most of the rappers, they find girls at Macy's and all type of stuff. Do you? Yeah, that is a fact.

They find them at the places, bro. I was in Blooming Hills this weekend. Man, I didn't see no bad bitches working there. Maybe I did. Maybe I got it to look harder. How about I said? Not the ones you go to. Well, they got masks on now.

No, I don't know what the fuck I'm looking at. You can still see that. Nah, that mass can be deceiving. I saw a tweet. A girl said that though. A girl said like, damn, these bitches really getting BBLs to work at Macy's. And I was like, damn. That's kind of real.

This is kind of a crazy investment. BBL is cheap now, though. But they're at least like, what, 10 grand? Fuck, no. They'd be going. Nah, nah, they'd be paying like $2,500. Yeah, that's too low. That's my nigger, they do it.

Like 4K. You don't want somebody sticking a tube into your stomach and then sticking that tube into your ass for $2,500. That's why they got that show botched and all that shit, bro, because of shit like that. They pay the cheap things. They put that cement in their ass. I know girls that went to Atlanta and they got this shit done like in the basement. Like in a hotel room.

You know that's how Lana Rose got her ass done, right? Randomly. Yeah, but her shit looks amazing. But she fired all of her fucking podcast girl co-host. What that got to do with her ass? Nothing. We can talk about her ass again. But yeah, I know she did have some janky shit done at some point, I think.

But it worked out good. And then they had a scam with care credit too. So it's basically like if you pay like two bands, they'll give you like $10,000 in care credit. So girls will use that shit too. They're getting a $10,000 BBL, but they only really spend in like $2,000. But they put it on a payment plan. Yeah. But it's like it was like a scam.

No, they only pay like the 2K. Oh. And then you're a runoff on the plug. Basically. Hey, wait, but honestly, like that is crazy to think about because. Because they teeth like that too, not me, though. Look, I was talking to this girl who, like, has a regular job, got a BBL. And then her friend was like, bitch, what the fuck are you doing?

Like, why you're not, like, at the strip club or why you're not, you know, like, doing some shit so you could, like, basically make your money back on it. And I never, I hadn't thought about it like that until she was, like, complaining to me. Like, I don't know why my friend is making me feel bad. And I kind of was just like, damn, like, you aren't getting the money back off from that. I mean, but if you want to this. Do the BBL have to be for the. purpose of then selling your body to make more money. I mean, I know girls that told me, I asked them, why did you get the BBL?

They was like, I want to look better in pictures. Like, I didn't like how my body looked. I wanted to feel dresses more and stuff like that. And that's some real shit. If you're a woman, you want to feel good about yourself. You don't like your body. Do not respect that. But isn't that crazy that another woman that was like supposed to be like her friend is like,

bitch, what are you doing? Yeah, because she needs to go get it and go see that thing. If you've got five tubby girls and their best friends and one of them get to BBL and all of a sudden is whoosh, she's super hot all of a sudden and getting way more attention than the other one? you know how bitches are you know they're going to be salty as a motherfucker over the guy i knock bro i had knocked some bitches bro that was like on the like kind of chubby side but they wasn't like and they got that b b b b l and i seen them in the club and they like i'm like hey hey what's up no not today

that's why you all that's why you all right hey guys that's why you always be nice to all the bitches because you never know which one's going to pop out with a bbl and that bbill will take you from like a seven to like a nine, sometimes a 10 with the makeup. It's fucked up. It's fucked up. It'll take you from a 7 to a 30. Take you from a 5.5 to a

no jumper Patreon episode. Yeah. Look at the Kazumi girl. We were very bad at not talking about her. Bro, she's the goat, bro. She put me on the telegram too. Yeah, she did. You didn't know about telegram?

The girl, no. The girl yesterday, she broke down like the science of telegram. And that's what I was telling my girl. I'm like, you know there's a whole community on telegram. be doing mad different shit with the OnlyFans promotion and stuff. Because my girl always just had a huge OnlyFans from the beginning.

So she didn't really like get into the weeds of, oh, there's all these girls selling promo and lining up collabs on Telegram and stuff. So I finally got it. Immediately like 10 people messaged me that I'm friends with that apparently like it just tells the people when you get it. It makes some stuff. If you ever see OnlyFan girls on Instagram or Twitter, they're always reposting other people too. So I wonder if that's where it comes from.

And that's why multiple bitches begin deleted because, they'll be like, oh, go follow this girl swipe up for her only fans and then boom, the girl who was just doing the promo is get deleted. I've gotten bitches, like, I mean, I've gotten strikes on my Instagram for some girl paying me for OnlyFans promo. Yeah, I will never do a swipe up to anything X-rated.

I don't do the swipe ups to the Patreon. I just put... Not even to the link tree? I don't have a link tree yet. That's a good idea. No, I mean, like, if some girl was like trying to, like, well, I guess you don't really sell personal promo like that anyway. No, but if I did,

I would not do that because at first when we did the Patreon we're posting and saying hey swipe up for the Patreon now no no no we don't do that did you did you get a strike or something they just got the shit removed off Instagram and I'm like I want to play with us at all no fuck all that it's not worth it's not with these rules now yeah it's hard out here for a pin when you got to make the money for a rent I ain't trying to be on Instagram number two I'm gonna have to be Adam 22 underscore official I don't want to I don't want to go through that bro I don't know how already sucks yes yeah I don't know how I haven't got deleted I'm trying to get the regular AD forever.

I don't know how I haven't got deleted. Yeah. Pray to the Instagram garage. Yeah, if you get taking up Twitter and Instagram, then you really got that. You don't want to be like my little. I'm like my little house phone 745. Now, I want to just get at house phone and just dropped a little. But then I'll have to go back to all my music and then like edit or some shit.

Yeah. Which is kind of way. Wait, no, you can't drop. You already got a good ad. I would just keep that out the ad the way. I was. That's what people search anyway, you know. Yeah.

People got used to mine, but a lot of people like they couldn't find my shit. You know, I was Adam. 22 spelled out TW, N, TW, N, T-W-N-T-Y, etc? Really? What on Twitter? That's why I had at first, because Adam 22 was taking on Instagram. Instagram had Adam 20. Who daughter that, randomly?

I managed to get it off some random person. I don't know. My network got it for me or something. You know, it's fucked up. When I made a Twitter, little house phone was already gone. So my shit was like house phone three or some weird shit like that. I remember. And I remember the guy who had at Low Housephone, he gave me the login, gave me the password.

It was like, yeah, like, you can have it. And I just got it. gone. I just, no, I mean, it was like years that I never could find it back in my DMs because it was so long. And then, and then I got deleted. I wish the guy that got at AD would do that with me. Hard time. He was super cool. And the no jumper fans be hitting him up like all the time, bro. Is he active on the page though? Yeah, but he's like from a whole other country, bro. Oh, he don't give a fuck then. Yeah. You don't want to hear a news story that I heard about. So there was a guy who had at Tennessee on Twitter. And I'm not sure exactly.

Eliza's calling back. Should we answer? We already talked to her. So she was texting me saying, I'm gonna get butt naked raw. All right, we'll pull up. We got plenty of time. Okay. So you gotta bring one of our fucking slut-ho friends with her so that they can be a little. Does she even have any friends? Yeah, one of them tried to tell me that some rapper killed somebody in front of her.

Yeah. I don't think she kicks it with that person anymore. What? Yes, I'll tell you after this. This is the world crazy shit. The craziest thing you ever heard in your life. Yeah, I can't say it on camera. He called me and told me about this rapper allegedly killing someone in front of her.

I'm like, I'm supposed to just believe this. Like, bro, listen. I don't believe you. And what am I going to do with this information? I'm not going to tell anybody. Hey, listen, like, fuck with her, but like that's... I bet you deserve going on me. It is.

Yep. Listen, listen. Saliva. Saliva. Listen, Eliza saliva. That should be her porn. That's fire. That is fire.

Listen, I'll fuck with her, but it's like, sometimes when they just do shit like that, where, like, bro, when I picked her up from the airport, she said literally the craziest thing about some rapper who I would not name. You picked her up on the airport. Yeah, like that. I think you y'all know this already. But not like, I want to pick on my own no, no, listen, listen. I'm too busy.

I'm sorry. Harriet. She hopped on a car. She hopped on a car. It's like, oh my God, blah, blah, blah. Has the smallest dick ever. And I was just like, man. Yeah.

I'm out of here. That's a good thing about Eliza. Whenever you hang out, she's just going to tell you some crazy shit. I don't want to hear no bullshit. That's what I'm saying. Like, I'm just cooling. I'm not trying to hear about.

Yeah, I don't want to hear about what rapper likes his nipples licked. That's what I'm saying. Probably. Do you? Oh, Flaky Loke is in the field. Freaky Loke. Freaky Loke. Shout out to Freaky Loke.

Yo, you know that we have the sound board set up now? Yeah, I know. Josh, can you give us a sample? Oh, my God. Long pause. Silence. Yeah, you're going to be right. How did I come up with this idea and I don't have the board chair?

How I don't have the board and it was my idea. I'm going to get it. Hit me with one more. Oh, hey, Tony. Why don't I have the board on the table next to me? Because we don't trust you with it. You could try it out tomorrow on your podcast. There you go.

There you go. I just want to remain receptive to the fans who are going to tell us that you're Odean with it. I'm not going to be O'D. You didn't even give him a chance to even go Ode with it? Oh, you gave you some weed. First of all, this is my weed. It looks like he fucking stole some. Only fire.

Only fire. Let me open it for you. No, niggins. Damn, man. Fingers. knows you were going to grub some. You don't even smoke. You stole all the fucking alley,

uh, Lottie Biscotti. No, I didn't. Yes, he did. Yes, he did. You stole all in a loti Biscotti. You piece of shit. Or two fucking things of it. No, no, no.

We've been to get down to the bottom of this. Because look, it was like seven of my two. I'm pretty sure that Uri and Riley are walking around head to toe Lottie Biscotti back at home. Bro. Look, look. So I had like a little thing of it and then I had a bag of it. And I left it right there.

The home girl was like, oh, what's this? Like, she looked. looked at it or whatever, five minutes later I come back, the weed is gone. It was like seven things there. It's completely disappeared, right? And I look over at the table, Uri suspiciously has a bag of it

sitting on the table. He was like, this is mine. This is the one I took earlier. So I think... First of all, she didn't fucking give it to you. Yes, she gave it to everybody. She gave it to all of us, yeah. I know.

So don't say it was just yours. I'm saying, I didn't get a piece of it because Yuri stole it all. All right, as long as he said with me, hey. No. Can I ask something of the audience? Why are you asking a question?

AD. That one's weird because it says AD at the end. I need my soundboard. Why are you asking questions? AD. That shit is weird. Anyway, Yuri's a weed thief. The thing I would like to ask that are hardcore fans

who are watching this episode to do for us, it would be a huge favor. It would be to go to YouTube, where you're watching this right now, but open another tab so you don't lose this. Let me open. Search No Jumper Kandama and subscribe to our new.

Kandama exclusive YouTube channel, bro. This is the new Wyatt Bray pro mod that is now available. We got like 100 or 200 of these things left, but go check out his introductory video. If you want to see the craziest Kandama playing, you've ever seen in your life, subscribe to No Jumma Kandama. I appreciate it. I know almost none of you guys watching this right now play Kandama, but hey. What a fuck it? It's a small community. What the fuck did this nigga just cut my weed back in half and now I... Use your access.

Now I gotta like drink it like. It's a fucking Kool-Aid. Or you can roll it the fuck up. I don't know how to roll. Oh, God. Me neither. Grow up. You didn't know that?

You know I never know how to roll since I know you, right? I don't know how to roll since I know you, right? I don't know. Looks like a ghost guy. Oh, he did die. The founder of Slipknot was found dead. The drummer, right? Which one?

What was his name? The drummer, right? Holy shit. I was supposed to interview Sid a couple years ago as one of the other guys. Sid Dish? No, he's been dead for a long time. But, uh, damn. Man, that sucks.

Slipknot, dude. You got a lighter? I'm going to have to act like I was a fucking real deal slip knot fan. Yeah, you got to go on Twitter and just be like, oh, man. My favorite band, bro, this sucks. I never listen to him like that. I'll be honest with you. I can't find my letter.

Niggie, you just sparked a nasty ass cigarette. Oh, no. Where the fuck is my soundboard? You so want to be a soundboard guy. Just don't give him a gunshot noise. It was my idea. How are you going to take my idea and steal it from me? He's a fucking deep.

Does that make sense to you? I suggested you guys Biden say you can't have it, AD. Nobody's stealing it from you. We just don't necessarily want you to have it on here. I know that y'all bought two, though, because y'all showed me. But we also have to get it through the headphones because I can barely fucking hear it when he's doing it off the computer. Well, just know, I suggested that I had a podcast with me and Camgirl, and then he colonized it.

It ain't happening over here. And took it and turned it into this beautiful show that we have here now. This is how we do. steal a podcast beat your ass up at the club at the end of the day we fight to the death oh fuck

can I tell you one more funny thing that we forgot to mention before we were talking about the baby thing is that bro like Meg the sign was performing

like very high up on that festival yesterday or nice talk the weekend and then he brings up Tori Lans that felt like the ultimate like

like fuck you sub dis low key was her boyfriend there with it with him I'm assuming that there was multiple rolling loud staff tasked with keeping them apart. Wouldn't you assume? I always feel like that's always a beaut staff.

Oh, yeah. It's like keeping certain people. We got that going. That's an issue tomorrow. What's tomorrow? What? Oh, wait, wait, wait. Shut up.

Don't say. Oh, yeah, don't even. But we have people that we have to keep. Blah, blah, blah. Don't put that shit in the air. Yeah. I would not be here tomorrow then. Oh.

You ain't coming back? I think you like Wednesday. I do. It was super fun. I said, House Phone really likes coming on the Wednesday show. I'll come again. It just sucks.

It sucks on the days that we have to film the Patreon content because then we have, it's like a ghost out in here. Like half the employees don't come because they don't want to have to see the squirting on the ground and shit. I mean, I feel like they come tomorrow. Who do you got for the Patreon tomorrow? You'll see. It's somebody that D.K. name. Is this someone else that I know? Hey, Tony?

I want you to keep bringing girls out of know. We're doing a gay porn episode tomorrow. We don't want you to be too tempted to get involved. They're so hilarious. You should change your revenue to Big Nazex. That's a good idea, right? Call me if you want. He should put me on the remix.

Yeah, it might happen. Our big sweaty guy with gunning his boxes. But that was some real shit. Fuck y'all. No, I'm going to lie. If I seen a nigger, he had something banged out on his chest too. I was like, oh, hell no.

That nigger, that nigga said, he was a stoop kid and he wasn't going. Scroll back up on the list. I think there's some other shit that I wanted to talk about. We talked about Boussey. We talked about Da Baby. Let's go. What about him?

Yo, that was the thing is, okay, so he not only had the best one- He brought out Tori Lane. He had the best performance? Like, what said, well, did you guys actually watch any, like full sets? Travis, it was crazy. I watched a lot. I seen, like, a bunch of parts of it on the live stream,

but I watched any of his full stuff. B-Fee shit was good to me. Yeah, it was bad. He was acting like he was about to eat the girl's ass, and he ate a donut over her butt. I'm like, well, that's nothing. Yeah, but he did not... In your fucking world?

He didn't even come close to actually eating her ass. BFB, you're a fucking pussy. Eat the booty. Yeah, he should have put the donut in between her ass cheeks. That's what I'm saying. Burry your face in between the buttches. And then his Instagram would have got deleted.

He doesn't have to put it on his Instagram. Rolling it, you get deleted. Who knows? Or then what if you would have caught like a, you know, charge or some shit? What's the charge? Eating ass? That's legal in Miami.

I don't know. What if the bitch was like, I was pressured into doing it. Be it, Yeah, Pac-Man. Let me speak to you. You gotta think about shit like that. The game does not reward half-stepping.

No half-stepping. Eat the ass, bro. Bro, the baby had a bed on the stage, bro. What was he doing on the bed? He had the girl like twerking on him on the bed, bro. And then you bought out Tori Lanes

in the mascot shit? But isn't it pretty crazy that he brought out of Tories and then somebody threw a shoe at him and he called it, who threw this bitch ass Adidas. He threw his best... I seen the other angle.

They threw two shoes. Yo, and then the kid posed of the photo claiming that he threw his shoot because I was thinking I'm like, what kind of savage throws a fucking shoot and then has to walk around this property for the rest of the day it was at the middle of the night. Still, you're going to walk all the way back to the car

there's going to be dirt and mud, all kinds of I mean, this George Bush reflexes. There's probably not much of a chance of broken glass because they give everybody plastic bottles for everything these days, but still, that's a real degenerate shit. Damn, I didn't think about that. They have to get plastic at these shits

because then what if someone throws a fucking glass bottle at the baby instead of a shoe. Yeah. Who threw this bitch ass Adida? Do this dusty ass Adida at me? Let's go. Has anyone ever even thought about taking Adidas and making it singular? I don't even think that the S on the end of Adidas

infers that it's plural. Adidas. Adidas. No, Adidas. That moment just really made me think about how if you're I'm good, if you're a rapper on stage, you've got to be so ready to roll with the punches.

Because, like, he actually... He could have tweaked out. He reacted pretty smoothly to that moment. Because realistically, like, I probably would have, like, said some shit that would make me sound crazy, bro. You would have pulled a Kramer. This fucking nigger's throwing shit at me. This nigger Adita?

Or, like, he didn't do some Acon shit, like, oh, come on stage and then fucking power bomb. Speaking of Acon. That was amazing. Speaking of Acon. He threw that nigger off. How do y'all feel about Wack 100 connecting with 6-9 in Miami at the Fresh and Fit Studio for Academics' new podcast yet to be released? I mean, I don't know why people are surprised. He already said he wanted to interview.

Three hours. All I know in terms of insider information is that when I hit up Wack about it, Wax said, this motherfucker just argued for three hours. He was even arguing with my wife. That's what Wax said. So that's what we got to look forward to. Apparently Wax girl got on camera to argue with 6'9. That sounds kind of fire. Momentous.

I mean, well, you know, me and AD went to the fresh and fit podcast studio. Yeah, shit the fuck up. What do you mean? I met you there. He was with Eliza. He went there and invited.

You just showed up on some crackhead shit. They thought I was a goon trying to fuck him up with the army T. Braves. I mean, they're a little too public about where this shit is at. They might need to relocate. No, they got security. Oh, yeah.

Yeah. Are they public? I see them posted up outside and shit. I don't know where it is, but I'm like, yeah, but if you did know, like if you knew the area, you would know.

If I was doing no jumper in a place that was that, but I mean, if there's security downstairs and they're not letting random people run up in there, then I guess they can't just walk in there. Yeah, you can't even just walk in there.

Because they have it to where you can't even get in the elevator if they're not welcome or sign into the shit. Damn, that's a fact, huh? Yeah, but, and it's like what? Like, there's security,

there's cameras everywhere. Like, what are you really going to do? I felt bad to last week. They played one of my songs and got the fucking YouTube flag and I had to call to people and get this shit clear

for them. What a guy. Damn, they put it on for you. Are you putting on for them for getting it clear? When they came out here, man, I showed them a good time. They really,

I really fuck with them and they really fuck with me. And, you know, people was asking me, how do you feel about them doing the shit with 6-9? I'm like, they're not street niggas.

Who gives a fuck? I don't understand why it's such a polarizing thing where people just think they, like, if you're not a street nigger, I do not expect you to stand for the same type of principles

that somebody else do. If I was buddy with 6-9, you'd be fucking pissed. I wouldn't be mad, you're a civilian. I would be mad that you talk shit about him all the time and then you would just back, back,

back back for an interview. I'll say that's pussy of you for that. But not, if you were just like, hey, I want to interview him. Like, why wouldn't you interview the nigga? You don't fucking gang bang. You don't stand for street politics.

But you hold me to all kinds of gang banging standards. No, I just tell you there's things that if you're going to jump into, if you jump into street shit and ask street questions, you have to understand. and be mindful shit that you could say because it could cause other shit. I just did an interview where I accidentally brought up

someone who was an enemy of the person I was interviewing and he basically... The one you did... You feel like I'm being vague for a reason? I don't want you to spend it up. Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. But... Sorry.

I'm going to edit it out, but it was a little awkward because it immediately was like, oh, God, I don't want to be responsible for whatever's going to happen from this. Wait, did you really not know? And then, you know what they'll say? They'll say, Adam is bringing young African-American men and asking him about beef and ask them about their ops and then because people, if somebody says a nigga name and an interview

off of something that you said and somebody goes retaliates, that's blood is on your hands. And I don't think it would be my fault, but I don't want to be anywhere near it. That is your fault if you bring it up. If you start it up, yeah. If you bring someone here and you say, hey, what's up with your option?

He disses him. And if something happens to that guy because of your interview, that blood is on your hands. It wasn't really like that. It was like I said, so-and-so was on the podcast a little while back, and he said this. And then he took it upon himself to be,

but also this is the thing. If you said like, oh, so-and-so's a bitch, that's one thing. He went beyond that. He said that there was smuddle his name. But who bought it up?

But who brought it up? Who brought it up? Well, I brought up the person's name. So then you're responsible something was to happen for that shit. Delete it. Yeah.

The whole interview? No, no, no. So I just advise you because you tend to like interview a lot of people tapped into the streets. So I'm like,

listen. I am tapped into the streets. Yeah. Okay. relax but if you but if you know I gotta sit there and tell you hey this may look this way as your homeboy

not you know what I'm saying hey look this may look this way this may look this way and if you listen you listen if not and shit hissed the fan because I'm a keep a G a lot of shit that I didn't told you I ain't been wrong about too other podcasters and other people too I said this is going to be

bad this is going to be bad and this is going to be bad and like clockwork every single last one of them situations didn't fucking play it out the west end I'm just not uh I'm not letting anybody diss somebody else's gang or say, you know, in terms of LA politics, you know, like I can interview Fulio and he can say something about Young and Ace, and I can interview Young and Ace,

you can say something about Fulio. That's not, you know, I'm not in fucking, if I was doing a Jacksonville podcast, maybe that would hit close to home. So you're talking about niggas that got money. And that's different too. Yeah, I don't want to be talking about dudes. Somebody that still living in a jail.

Still on a block. Yeah, that can get touch and an interview can make some bullshit happen. And look, a lot of shit that you do is live. No. Well, I'm not talking about the interviews. No, but I just meant like, okay, you be posting niggas why they hear when other niggas that are not cool with those niggas know where this shit is at.

Usually I don't post them until they're like about to leave. But I guess, yeah, Gina has been like posting them like while they're here. That's what I'm saying. Maybe I should tell her to sort of. You just got to be mindful. Just like that. Like you probably do the same thing. If you go to a restaurant, I know you don't post it when you're there.

You post it after you leave. Nah, not always. Or like on the way out or some shit. Listen, if some gangbangers want to pull up to. some nice-ass restaurant that I'm in. Not even just gangbangers, but it's like, if you out with the baby

and Linda, you don't want to be bothered by people. So you don't even, like, post where you at until you leave. I even do the same thing. I could be at fucking Dave's hot chicken

and I won't post it until I'll leave. You know what I won't even post it until I've already taken the shit so I can make sure I didn't get food poisoning from it. Yeah, bro. You just got to be real mindful

and stuff there. Because I know you when you do this shit, you're not doing it to be messy, but it will come off as messy if it leads to other shit. Because nobody's giving me a pass If somebody gets shot or no jumper interview and you can easily tie it back to that thing, nobody's giving me a pass.

Nobody's going to say, oh, well, he didn't really do me. He didn't really, like, drum it up. No, they're, if there's even, they get on Vlad for getting people locked up when it's totally made up. It's not even like any evidence of it at all. And they still put it on Vlad and make up fake fucking headlines about it and this shit. And that was even my thing with thoughts next door. I was just like, bro, I don't think you understand what the narrative that you're putting out there. is that, nigga, you have a collective of people who are not black who are dissing black men

and outing them and shit like that. I know that wasn't what you were trying to do. And I'm like, you're just like, oh, I got some ratchet. I told them ahead of time. I said, nigga, this is going to be a fucking shit show. It took a little while for it to really set in that people were going to really be judging us based off of that shit. I didn't think it was going to be that crazy either, to be honest.

But it wasn't that crazy the first couple times I had her own. Then when we gave her own show and it felt like, oh, she's just running wild on no jump. That's when it really started to be like. That's when I came in here. I think that was the most mad I've ever been since I've been here. I came in here tripping. Put the fucking piss down.

Don't get me a wedge one time, too. No, no one gave me a wedge. I was over here. I was mad, though, because, you know what I'm saying? I care about y'all niggas. And I'm like, listen, if I'm going to be here, I stand for shit. You know what I'm saying? So we all need to stand for something.

We've got to have some type of moral compass when we're doing this shit. Ain't no view worth that shit. It's no, you know what I'm saying? The integrity of the company, we want the shit to keep going. You want the train to keep going. you got to treat people right. I agree. And it's also, it's not worth it for the views,

especially when you consider that you can make so much more from just getting a girl to squirt on a fucking towel on the ground. Come on. She don't even got to talk about what rapper. She's fucking. She's just got to squirt. And willingly wants to do it. Yeah.

With consent. Yeah. With consent. We can't point a gun at her. No. If you don't squirt, you're not leaving. Still, to be very, I was very impressed that that was, like, on command, like she said.

Three seconds. I thought you would be sitting there for a while. And it wasn't like a little bit. It was dripping. Did she had to like warm herself up or something? Bro, she went like this. It was like that, bro. Blasted.

Yeah. What happened to that towel? Do we throw it away? Nice. I told my brother, hey, pick it up. He looked at it. I'm not touching that with my name. Your brother was here?

Yeah. He wasn't watching? I don't know. He should have watched. I didn't even know Yara Ling here with Hayden and Rochelle for a while because I was in there. And then, like, I looked over. I saw two blind, like, heads. I'm like, oh, I know them.

Oh, so can I explain? what's going on with this. So when we started the Patreon, I guess I didn't realize how much work I was really like cutting out for us when we set up the Patreon because we promised one bonus episode a week and then an uncensored episode once a month.

So basically we have to put up five bonus episodes per week. And the Hayden and Rochelle one is the uncensored episode because they're fucking naked, they're twerking all over there. And it's part podcast, part, vlog so they're going back and forth. They do outfit changes. They're telling some crazy-ass stories and shit. But yeah,

that is for the $25 a month tier because basically we have to try to think of something extra as fuck to do for the 25 a month tier. That's Kasumi. Every month. No, she was on the fucking regular tier, so she kind of fucked up our whole perspective of it. And just to print of perspective, I think the next one,

we're going to do a hot tub podcast. Stealing Yuri's ideas. The hot tub podcasting is huge. stole out from fucking anirith and shit. Roddy's over there like this. Motherfucker. He looked at another woman in a hot tub.

God, Tent talks! No, she was, no, she's mad at you for stealing their tent talks like that. Did they actually do one? Or did they just talk about it?

I think Yuri just got in there with his homie. Does anyone want to see Yuri with his clothes off? I don't know. No, he was fully clothed with fucking Lucha. They both had clothes on

in their fucking living room. Imagine I thought the hot tub in here. That's going to be a fucking movie. We're going to have to, I don't know how the hell we're going to do this. Are you going to get like a little kitty pool or like a big one? Oh, what?

You can get like a little small kitty pool or like a big one? I think that when they do it, they do it with like kitty pools basically and not actual hot tubs. I think you should get a mobile. Would you get like a teapot and you just keep pouring it in the shit? No, they were sitting in like lukewarm. Yuri was sitting in yellow like lukewarm cold water. I can't pee in it, I'm assuming, right? You should get like a mobile hot tub as literally as literally as the no-jurban news thing and bring it in here.

Maybe we should just get a couple more of those and then fill it with water. You just make Josh build a hot tub A wooden one Yeah exactly You ever watch those people who build like houses in the fucking jungle Out of nothing on YouTube? Like the low houses? No, like the dude's building like full houses

Like in the side of a cave That's hard. By hand. Shit is insane. You ever seen the rogue Tesla guy Who like repairs Teslas and shit? No. You didn't know?

Oh man I got to send My nigga Richard rebuilds. Shout out to him. I watch his fucking videos all the time. So he had a whole documentary on Vyter. that was about basically like Tesla owners you're not

able to like contact Tesla and get parts and fix it yourself. You have to own, you can only get your Tesla fixed through Tesla allegedly. I don't know. It's like an iPhone. Yeah, damn near, right? No, but even iPhone, you can go to a random as like Apple store, a fake Apple store and they'll repair your phone. Right. But apparently

Tesla doesn't do this and you're not supposed to repair them yourselves and they'll give you a really hard time but apparently that's breaking some law where like if you own some shit you should be able to fix it or whatever so this guy Richard was like battling with Tesla and he basically ate his whole his whole thing where he would buy

salvage Teslas from junkyards and shit and rebuild him and now he has a crazy YouTube I'll watch this shit all the time I'll actually check that out I'll send it to you guys it's super fire shout out Richard Richard Rebuilds he's somebody's going to send us to him he's going to be like all these his hip hop guys we're talking about

wow that's cool I love that in that experience. We want to call him Crippard. Bro, the Threaducation guy told me that he plays poker on fucking ACR. That's fine. I was like, what the fuck? That's so cool. Set out the education.

I watch all those videos too. Oh, what? Threadducations. You should check it out. It's about like, basically. The education of drip. If you want to learn about all different brands and stuff that you've probably

worn but no absolutely nothing about, you can go on his channel and learn. I watch Imagineers. A.k. A.k. A.K. Marino. Disney Imagineers. You seen that.

I watched Boss Baby. No, yeah, the two. Disney Imagineers They teach you like the people who made the rides And shit And the puppets and the animatronics and shit I don't want to go that far behind that shit That shit is right

You're kind of accepted for what it is Nah It goes like back and it breaks down everything It's fire Y'all fuck with Legos? Yeah the Lego Masters What's the shit called the show? You seen that show?

Show's fire Lego Masters I watched like one episode of it It's all these couples And they fucking do Legos together And they compete against each other For who can make the best Lego sculpture But my girl got into fucking

Playing with Legos So she She built Oh, she built a bunch of Harry Potter stuff Like a big book Out of fucking Legos And then we got the Mickey and Minnie

Set and she finished Minnie already But I got finished mini They have a Seinfeld Lego set You saw that? Hey bro Trust me Watch Imagineers bro

It's dope as dope as fuck It didn't sound like what Like And it shows you too like Basically how they took Disneyland To try to take it to other countries And how the other countries Was like accepting it

Because I think they went to France And they did They was not fucking with them. They didn't fuck with Disney? Bro, they was like throwing tomatoes at the president, all type of shit, bro. French people do that about everything. Anytime they're mad, they just throw it to know. But basically because they tried to make the culture and they didn't like tap in with the culture.

So they had to like redo certain shit too. That's like me starting white people land in Compton. Yeah, bro. But no, but it teaches you, it teaches you how they made all the fucking, all the fucking rides and shit. all the little you know when you go like small world how they made that shit the animal the fucking animatronics and it's just fire hey but you're such a legend if you started a theme park in compton hey listen i think it would be it wouldn't last a fucking uh summer it would if you were really really serious about security hey if you're not no security in the world to stop that

listen if y'all give us the nick cannon budget i will come up with the funniest skits that would be so funny i would make high rollers too that would be hilarious like as a skit like the white people laying in like an actual amusement park. You know what's funny is I was talking about my meeting with Nicanan around my fucking cleaning lady the other day and she was like, he was married to Mariah Carey, right?

I was like, was it? I don't know. You didn't even know that? He got two kids with her. Lennon knew. Lennon confirmed. Bro, he had... Two kids. I forgot about that. I don't know if he still has it, but he had a huge Moriah tattoo going from one shoulders to other. But if you get Mariah Carey, bro, you know, you go for that, bro.

That's some ass that you just, you get to live That's like legendary. You get to live in the aftergo of that even once she's gone. That's kind of like legendary. That's kind of like why him and him and him got beef because he would always like, hit the morockees and shit like that. I forgot that like Nick Cannon made like some like warning this song back to him. Him and like eight other dudes.

Remember that? It was like on the who shot you. It was like on the who shot your beat. He put together a fucking Wooten Club. Hey, he couldn't handle him and him on his own paws. What he did have, this is on his own towards them too, I think. Yeah. Then he just did a crew disc.

He had to get the hummies like, what if he would have, like, what if Eminem would have got D12 back together and then just diss Nick Cannon and the whole. D12 was amazing, bro. I interviewed Bazaar. Bazaar was, bro, as a kid, Bazaar was like, he said the shit I've never heard.

He talked about his Joe Button Beef. That nigga said, you want to know what my dick so numb because my grandmother soaked my dick and I didn't come. I heard it. I was like, what the fuck did he just say? Yo, Bizarre? Bizar.

You have a D12? I do. You got a deal? Devil's Night That shit was crazy Bro. Bizarre was the original Rio the young OG

Yeah he said He was just saying All this insanely offensive shit that was like his whole brand Niggas said he fucked A pit bull and shit Yeah he was Yeah

Rio would say some shit like that Maybe no no no You gotta think about it M&M really is the first Rio de young OG Because he was saying The most nuts shit He was talking about like

Killing his mom And his baby When I first heard that as a kid And he's dissing his mom I was like Bro That's that's That's Detroit rap in general.

Think about ICP. They have all these different dudes. I've never heard of ICP song. Because you're going to tap in with white people. Yeah, you're uncultured. But anyway, that, like, if you look at the entirety of Detroit, they have so much offensive, fucking funny-ass rap. There's a few exceptions and shit, but.

But even like Danny Brown would say crazy shit. That's crazy that Eminem was saying the whole Detroit has been over a while. I didn't think about that. I'm just not threading this all together, too. It's a place where, like, you know, there's, no like businesses there's no industry everybody's just sort of running around in the street and shit so it's like I mean why not why not just fucking say some offensive shit how else are you gonna get attention out there bro listen that's so facts bro because look that that that's why flint

was so fucked up because the the fucking I think it was like Chrysler or uh general motors yeah yeah some shit like that was there that was the biggest shit there and bro my mom's from there she would she told me that it was like you know back then it was motherfuckers that like you know they stopped going to school and middle school just like you know to have a job there to be able to pay for bills and shit like that once that shit was gone nigga nobody had nothing there like all the money left the city you feel me i remember seeing the documentary of there's a one like a white kid he said that he befriended somebody and they shot him with a shotgun i gotta show you that yeah yeah he lived though but it's because he had a white friend no he was just he just trusted some guys

and then like he thought it was his friend nigga pulls out a shotgun and just shoots him he lived Oh, Lord. That's crazy. Crazy. Can I read this tweet from you that, or to you that was going viral earlier today? Basically, this girl was pissed off that I sent my toxic fan base after her opinion. So let's make it worse. We're not going to say her Twitter name though, so at least it's a little bit obscured.

Anyway, so this girl got ratioed hard on Twitter, young African-American woman. She said, I want to know. what it was about the social climate that made Bubba Sparks and Paul Wall acceptable back in the day, L-O-L, because that shit would not fly in 2021, L-O-L. Yes, it was. What the fuck is she talking about?

There's so many popular white rappers at this moment. There's way more now. Yeah. If anything, they stood out because they were like, you know, they seemed like very organic, authentic participants in the culture. Paul Wall, to me,

stands out as being like one of the white. white rappers who was like never really seemed to piss anybody off like he never really like seemed like he was acting in a bad faith way at all I think part of it is the fact that he like came out popped off got huge and then just sort of dipped off and like didn't really like seem like he cared about staying now he makes grills yeah yeah always made grills I think but I don't know about always but I don't know as much about Bubba sparks but I mean I don't think Bubba sparks is really problematic either if you have a white dude who gets into rap and is rapping and seems like a real authentic part of the culture and doesn't seem like, you know, like, look at the way

the Jack Harlow gets treated. Jack Harlow is a great rapper. Seems like a really nice guy. Granted, yes, he's like a very different type of guy than like Paul Wall. Like the thing you can say about Paul Wall above his sparks is that they were basically acting like all of their peers, you know? They were like slim thug style, you know, fucking. But you got to think about it too.

Like they were both really from the South. They were really from the areas that they was from. Right. And a lot of their influence, like you said, came from the people that they were rapping with. then like the influence that. And they were good and they would seem like good guys and people fucked with them enough. Isn't that best case scenario?

Is that if a white guy gets into the game and is respectful and actually is doing something, people fuck with them, that people will just accept them. Like, all right, we fuck with them. Okay, yeah, no, you're right. But you got to think about it like this, though, too. The reason that like a Jack Harlow

or like even like a Mac Miller or something like that gets accepted is because they are being themselves. They're not trying too hard. They're not trying to be black. and I think that her tweet meant that like maybe to some people it came off as like

Paul Paul Wall and Bubba Sparks like trying to play into a black character or something by like but it's just them just being Southern now if like there was a white rapper that came out that

in 2021 that came off like they were trying to be black but they weren't like authentic or even like a Whoa Vicki or somebody like that Who was just like that's what I'm saying But it's like But she was never like a rapper rapper Anyway.

No but I just meant like she was someone in the culture That was trying to be black And it was like obviously fake And she even took it to the point to where she was actually trying to be like No I am black like I don't know what y'all niggas talk about I'm black you know But you know what? Okay this is the thing about it is that

None of the rappers that we've named here And this is something that I still feel Has not happened for white rappers And it's pretty interesting like there's tons of gangster-ass rappers. There are no gangster-ass white rappers that pull off like, you know, like

an icewear Vezo type, like a white rapper that's taken seriously. White AD? Yes, a white AD. We have not seen a white. White ADD is Jody Howard. It would be like, can you think of anybody? Riff Raff. Riff Raff was huge, but Riff Raff got by on

being funny and weird. G. Easy was huge, but G. Easy got by on being a smooth, cool guy and tight jeans. Mac Miller was cool. Back Miller was like a super thoughtful, you know, whatever. Like, he had his own persona. Jack Harlow is not trying to be gangster at all. We need...

Slim Jesus. Yeah, but he was a... He was a literal joke. He was a literal joke. You know. We need 1090J. Eminem was probably like that. That's the white...

The most aggressive white rapper ever. 1090 Jake, not a rapper, but that actually is not a bad point that he might be the most gangster white boy in rap. If he... I think he has to like further enmesh himself into the culture before we... we can start to like really i think we gotta really think about this we probably are being disrespectful to some who's the white so some some gay so i can't think of anybody i know me either oh the two twins from the bay i told you oh the ATL twins the ATL twins the ones from the bay from the

you didn't watch it no oh i got to show you the shit afterwards this is amazing god damn now you got me scraping the inside of my brains for some hard white rappers yeah i know i'm sure i can't even think like yeah i think it's possible too but the thing the thing you say about bobbis sparks and Paul Wallace is that they were not acting like that. They were not putting out like, hey, I'm the biggest gangster drug dealer in the fucking world. It hasn't been nobody. It's a tough thing to pull off as a fucking white guy.

I'm going to be honest though. I understand that tweet too, bro, because you got to think about it, bro. Like, nigger, like, I fuck with Post Malone, but we got to be honest here. Charlemagne was on some shit. When they first did that interview with him, they was on, and he was on his ass. Like, he did exactly what Charleston said he was going to do. He was like, yeah, you came into the rap game with the braids. with the gold teeth and all that shit, blah, blah, blah.

And then you went back to, like, oh, I'm not a rapper. I make whatever music. NGK. He's not hard at all. I'm sorry. Even though he slapped to you. I'm not saying, MGK's not hard? He came in the game as a rapper.

Oh, yeah, yeah. And then went back to this. It started to just seem like it maybe wasn't working out. It said, all right, fucking I'm a pop punk guy now. Yeah, exactly. I mean, if you're white, that's like you should do that. You should have done the first place. No, but it's like what people can't do that.

We can't sit there and say, oh, we want to start doing wrong. I think you just could. You just would have to actually try it. Nigga, I'm going to make like a blood orange type band. You were organically a fucking pop-rock top. I'm going to be black to Marco. When Wayne did it, people was talking shit about Wayne. Watch me.

They were talking shit about Warren down. Hip-op wasn't ready right then. Nigga, Run DMC started doing that shit. That was 13 years ago. Hey. Run DMC's 13 years ago. The Wayne album was 13 years ago. I love the fancy underwear.

People, even like, look, if you look at somebody like Lil Nas X, he did country. music. White people are like, we're not accepting that shit. The rock world did not accept Little Wayne. No, no, no. The country awards didn't. The country awards didn't upset the little Nazek shit, remember?

But at first they made a big fucking thing about him doing the country music. Didn't they have to put Billy Ray Cyrus on it just to get it on the country station? Billy Ray Cyrus had to come out and like stand up for it and be like, no, this is, like he had to like, this is racist. Because that was somebody, that was white people's music. It was

like this is a real country music. I just want to reiterate. Old Town Road is a rap song that basically like use some country sounds in the beat. Like a farmer was an actual country song. I want to live in the alternate

timeline in which like a farmer became bigger than Old Town Road. Shout out to Lil Tracy. He said he felt like he was going to get COVID soon. He called it out. He predicted his COVID on the fucking on Twitter the other day. Why? Because I mean, we'd be out sometime. I'll be seeing that, nigga. But bro, little Tracy is like,

Fucking, why does he keep fucking with his Twitter name? I don't know. He used to, bro. If you know anything about him, he's always an artist that used to do shit like that, bro. Back in the day when he was dropping music, he would literally delete his whole SoundCloud or delete all the songs off of them.

And then just make like another one with like three random songs that he just made like that night. What could have been? I mean, I feel like, bro, I feel like he's one of those artists that has a strong fan base that no matter what he does, he can still go like tour around, do a little venue with, like, like, you know, maybe a thousand, a couple thousand people.

It should have been bigger. When I found out who his mom was, I was mine. Bro, exactly. The chick from SWV or whatever. SWE is the goat. You got to think about it too, bro. Like Tracy is kind of like a contemporary artist where I feel like, I feel like at first he wasn't like after like trying to be like the biggest rapper or nothing like that.

Because I feel like you can live comfortably. You can have your fan base, but you don't have to be like a charting like the biggest rapper or nothing like that. Right. But I mean, I feel like Tracy being. like extremely erratic kind of held him back in a lot of ways like you know he's had like multiple things like going well for him and then he just i think that's a part of his like artistry though and that's why he's so like creative let's not forget that he was also caught in this fucked up deal for a long time he didn't want to put up music for years when he was at the height

of his career bro and then his fucking boy well i guess they fell out before he passed but yeah yeah he's had a complicated uh career arc honestly though like like a farmer was better than old town I believe, yeah, you're right. Honestly, though, like, I don't know. Anytime I hang out on him or we just have, like, an interaction, I really just, like, realize, like, man, you really are just, like, a regular nigga that's, like, not even, like, off that, you know?

Like, you be around a lot of rap niggas that just, like, are just so egotistical or just so, like, just kind of rude to people or whatever, and he just not like that at all. Like, he just... Whose door was he peeing on? That sounds rude to me. Now I remember.

I'm not going to say it, but he was pissing on a fucking ops door. You're funny as fine. I mean, I don't know if they squashed that or not. Imagine walking out the door one day and it just smells like pee. He got me. It smells like op pee. You down with Ipp, P. You know it's AD.

Yeah, you know me. You know what it's AD. Yeah, you know me. You know what it is AD. That's my black homemade. That was a good one. I don't know how the hell we're going to do any better than that. No, no.

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I've been there. I've been there. What are you planning on doing? You got any big surprises? For what? Your podcast? No, we're keeping the G. You'll be chilling.

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I have sweet greens today. I love sweet green. I'm not going to get that right now. I'm going to tell Polly Lord to bring some food. You should make it... Tell them nothing to get shot at any time. Yeah, I don't know what... I'm going to say, Pile Lord.

You try to put us, me and household on in danger. Bro, that's what I'm saying. I'm like, Nick, look, I had to tell him, I was like, bro, sometimes the bag, the random bag is not worth it. Going to your random homie hood show. Yeah. And like, I've learned that. Bro.

That's why I only the crew. Hey, RIP, my boy, Rico, man. Look, he used to do, like, security for Eddie Baker and co. Back then, like, he had this warehouse in Western. There was the homie Rico. And then he started throwing his own parties and shit, right? Now, me and this nigga was cool. He's, like, from Engelwood and the shit.

But he always, like, fucked with my vibe. Like, he was like. pause. No, like, he was just on some shit where he was like, he didn't want to be like contained to just hood shit. Like, he was like, bro, I want like white fans like you. Like, you like, I'd be seeing you moshpinning with people and shit, blah, blah, blah. So we started making music.

We made a song together and then he was throwing these hood-ass parties. And this one time I'll pull up, it was hell-a-close to me in like Gardena. I'll pull up and it's at like a tire shop. And like, it just looked mad ass-sus, bro. Like, I was just like, nah, hell about. I go to a part of the tire shop. No, look, look, I got on, right? Right?

two weeks later, it was his birthday party. The last thing he posted was him like Moshman with a bunch of people tagged me. He's like, house phone, come perform our song. He gets into it with somebody at the party. They shoot him and kill him at his own birthday party. Fuck. And I've heard that shit like that happened more than often on people's birthdays. You feel me? Yeah. Like the nigga wanted his

homie to perform or something and the homie was like, no. He was like, oh, fuck you, you a bitch. Hummy slapped him. Boom, the nigga pulled out the burner. God damn. Killed them. Everybody, be nicer to each other. Detective phone. Dude, dude.

That was my homie, bro. R.R. P. my nigger Rico. Shout out Bricka RICO, man. All right. No jumper. Follow me on Instagram at Little Housephone. Appreciate y'all. Follow the pictures on the screen.

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