No Jumper - The No Jumper Show Ep. 106

Episode Date: August 4, 2021

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We live? Today was my fault. This is the first day I was late for Tuesday. Yeah, what were you doing that was so important that you had to... Traffic. Traffic, traffic. What before the traffic? Put it on a baby shower shirt.

You had to drive hell out of your way to get this shirt? I hate that he got that joke off before us. I know these guys don't let you do that. Wait. Well, you got a Drake pin on your hat. Maybe you went to go meet Drake. I thought it was Dave East. Drake to Dave East.

You thought that was Dave East? The same at all. So what? You had to drive to a day to? different location to pick up your Burberry shirt? No, I didn't pick up the Burberry shirt today. Oh. I was just lying. Oh. Oh, it was a joke.

It was a joke. Then what were you doing before you had to drive here? I was in traffic. Before that, where are you coming from? Yeah, you live like very close. I haven't been very close for a long time. I was somewhere else. Yeah. Off. Off in the universe. Anyway, this is the No-Jumber show.

Adam 22, AD and EDP 4-45. I know. They've been saying, they've been saying I was getting smaller and you've been getting big of it. That's just what that shirt says to me. That was funny. Damn.

I got to take this. I don't think he was wearing it when he actually got picked up for the. That's the same one? No, this is not an eagle jersey. He's just famous for wearing that shit in general. This is just a Nike. What is it? Yeah, now I'm like, I want to take it off.

What's go flea? It's a cactus. How do you feel about little children? It's a cactus plant flea market jacket, uh, jersey. Can that footage of EDP, imagine we had that footage of house phone? No, I couldn't fuck with him no more. No, no, no, no, no, you'd be canceled. What do you mean?

Why would you want to, why would you want to imagine? I would, like, have to beat your ass if I'd talk to do it for shit like that. Yeah, like, don't be a tough decision. Yeah, I know. It wouldn't be tough. That's not a tough decision, no. I would have- Okay, you're right, yeah. That's a no-brainer.

I would pretty much fuck either of you guys that be there, too, for that. I don't think you guys would. Yeah, you're supposed to. I mean, that's the kind of thing where you've got to just shrink away and just go become a mechanic, a mechanic some random place and try to just avoid the fact that people know who you are, which it wouldn't work. He's trying to come back. Yeah, I know. And I don't know what his, like, I don't know what his argument is.

If I catch him, I will whoop his ass. You got to protect the children, bro. You got to stand for something. To me, that is the worst, like, shit you can fucking do, bro. Like, some of the worst shit you can do is rape a woman, and that is the worst than that. You touch a child or do something with a child. The crazy thing about it, and I have no idea what you. while we're talking about news from like two months ago.

Yeah, we're so late on this. The thing about it was that it was somebody pretending to be a 13-year-old kid, right? They DM him, he responds. They don't respond back. He DMs again. He double-de-ms on this fictitious 13-year-old. So he was really like trying to find this sort of situation for himself. I wonder if he fucked adult women, too, or if he was just solely focused.

What a fucking creep. You think any adult women was giving him some pussy, you think? Nah. No, he does have a million subscribers. Yeah. Yeah, but they'll fuck you for a million subscribers. Yeah, it's not like they knew about all the weird shit that he was doing on the side. I'm just saying, though, I think, like, I ain't trying to fashion him or nothing, but just like his.

Grotesque body for sure. Yeah, it's just like. Farable body. Fat people get love, bro. I mean, I'm fat, but like, not fat. He's defending his former self. His old identity is a fat ass. He doesn't want to get.

Now that he's all hot and shit. Bro, I'm not even a name names, but a friend of ours called me. the other day and just said it like it was all good he's like hey you becoming fat at him again i'm like oh damn like i'm not sensitive about it but i had to let him rock because i mean what am i gonna do it's bad when i'm the healthiest one in the room bro i don't know if i believe that what well i guess yeah because you're eating super healthy you're not drinking a white claw right bro you know what i you know what's up with you in the white claw today what's going on with i i'm trying to get spicy i had a charcoal shot today you know how they have tamarics i mean

I thought you were going to say a Charzard. I had a Charzard. I wish I had a pet Charzard. I would burn EDP. A shiny one looks like. I would burn EDP. I would burn EDP alive. Yo, that's a good idea, though.

A Charzard blasting, like a little cartoon EDP with fire. We're going to fuck him up when we catch him. I'm turning to Deadpool. Where are you going to find him at? Where is he even at? No, it's a cartoon. Chuckie cheese. Oh, you're talking about beat him up.

He said a Chuckie cheese. Bro, they probably have a picture of him up on the wall at Chuck Cheap cheese. Too nuts, sir. of this man. Yo, he really ruined his whole shit. When I see that, when I go into a corner store and I see pictures of people on the wall, I get so fast. Like, I want to know every single one of that on what they did.

I've been on the liquor store wall. What'd you do? I should steal, like, wine and shit. You look like the type of nigga that was still in like a boxed wine. But it was like, when it's in your neighborhood, you just feel the authority, like, what you're going to do about it? So you were on this podcast talking about not being an alcoholic. And then, meanwhile, in your free time, you were out here shoplifting bottles of rosé.

But I wasn't even drinking there. That's the whole part about it. You're just giving us a ladies? No, not even giving to the ladies. We'll have little functions and it was just here. We'd steal some hypnotic or something. So you were stealing bottles of hypnotic to give to the homies to get them fucked up? So you can take it to them.

I can make anything sound bad. You can make anything sound bad. You're good. I had one of your bopped-in homeboys on today. Wally the Sensei. Oh, that's my guy. I got niggas trying to kill me. No.

For some shit that I forgot I did. That's him, right? The scandalous song. days doesn't matter at all. It's his my own three flow. So go go check out my floor. You know, like two such different reactions like to the same topic where

he 100% was not trying to talk about what gang he's associated with, etc. Yeah. But then I had Jap 5 right after that and that's like the whole thing we talked about the whole time. He didn't go fuck. So I mean, that was dope though. That was dope. Wally is. I did some shit with Wally too those far. For real? Yeah, hopefully he drop it.

Really? Yeah. Were you singing on it? No, he said the hardest line never get. He's like, Tom Cruise, you're going to get this dick tonight. I thought that line was so dope. Tom Cruise is going to get this dick. No, like, Tom Cruise, she going to get this dick tonight. Why? I don't know, but it was tough to me and it stuck out to me.

Why was that related to Tom Cruise in any way, shape, or form? You know what's even harder than giving Tom Cruise some dick? You're about to say something crazy. These fashion overshoff. Oh, my fucking God. Real talk. I've been rocking these fast. Fashion Nova shorts for days.

And I'm showing some knee. Yeah, they got some cum stains on them and look like you've been wearing them for days. That's a possibility. But I'm showing some knee, which is what you can do when you have the latest and greatest fashion silhouettes from Fashion Nova. They might just be cut in such a way that you can see some knee. Hmm. Interesting.

Anyway. I got some new shoes from a... Yeah, what the fuck are these? Those are like a combination of every shoe I've ever seen in my life. They, uh, they're like Carhart. like work men's slippers. I like everybody has an advertisement right now. Shout out to my boy Vandy the PIN.

He paid for him. He's just showing them. I didn't pay for these. Oh, really? Yeah. They paid them for advertisement. No, they didn't pay me. I fuck with bro. And I, he...

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but I can assume that that's coming. Yeah, if they do keep it far away from Yeri because that's just going to be long gone. This is a lot of righteous Kush right here. We're going to be smoking this at some point probably. Some point. Is that candy? What are these? What is this? Power pack.

Oh no, this is weed. This is weed, but it comes in like a backward style. Oh, and we got a little thing of dabs in there as well. Oh, Jesus. Well. Keep me away. Are you smoking, though, at least?

Yeah. I did something this week. I thought, yeah, I'll just get into it. It would have been better if you were using some Cush that you got from Amused. So again, get Amused. It's an app. No, it's in the app store, right?

They just download it from the app store. Get you your Amuse. I'm surprised that they're allowed to have weed delivery apps in the app store. Why would they live? That's fire, though. I don't know. I mean, can you start a cocaine delivery app? I mean, you'll probably go down.

Cocaine is like illegal. That's why. Well, who knows? Maybe when you sign up for Amused in the app store and use code, no jumper for $30 off and check out, maybe there'll be an eight ball listed in their options. Snow deliveries.com. Well, that is not the worst idea for a startup I've ever heard. Honestly.

Because one day, coat's going to be illegal. I don't think so. Why do you think that? Everything becomes legal in time. Meth is not going to become legal. Yeah. I think that I could imagine like a government controlled, imagine all these different brands and rappers coming up with their own, their own meth strain. I want to get a ketamine string.

Oh, I know the perfect person to market it for. Perfect endorsement guy. He's like, do you like horses? I do too. And I like their medicine. I feel like this is the exact conversation we had last time. Housewell has horses and horses on horses. horses.

I'm getting hot already. I'm taking this shit off. I just want to know at one point, when is this joke going to be played out. I don't think you're going to be played out, which is probably a good thing. Huh?

Like, if you flipped out, then I could see it maybe being like, we'd go forever. Yeah, of course. You don't seem like you really care.

I feel like keeps it at like a minimum. It's because like, it's just not true. So that's why it's like not that funny. So you never did it? No, I've definitely tried it before. You told me the last time.

You told me, you did too? Hell yeah. You did meth, though. Yeah, of course. He's white. I thought about it was the sugar son, Sean O'Malley,

but no, you got to realize. Did you ever do crack? No. I wish. You got to realize that somebody finessed me into doing it.

I thought it was something else. Like a woman? I thought it was cocaine. Like, how do you? How do you? I thought it was cocaine. He turns out she was an Olympian.

Wait. So how do you take it? Like, you sniff it? It's white and powdery like Coke. I don't know why I thought it was like, you got to inject it. In a wild.

You got to, like shoot it up you're like a horse clinic you're surrounded by horses like you get a shot and you're like oh my fucking guy like you're a jockey

and you start yeah yeah not not away not people like they like I guess it's a liquid but then people take it

and they cook it up and make it into a powder it's like a whole thing apparently you know ketamine blunt all that shit yeah what we smoke

ketamine bloods hey you know nigga you know they put in fentanyol and weed now they better what do you mean they better ain't nobody

gonna rip me I don't have given me some regular ass weed that don't got no kitten it. No, not Ket. Fent is what I meant to say there. No, yeah, definitely. I heard about that though. That's us. What kind of idiot is doing that?

Is your weed so bad that you need to amplify it like that? You just want to kill people? That's what I'm thinking. Like, you have to be like a serial killer. Is it fentanyl probably kind of expensive compared to weed? No, it's very inexpensive. How do you know? I've heard.

Detective phone. Hey, do we put down on the soundboards yet? you already know you know that AD definitely has a homie who's running a ketamine ring fuck no no I probably know somebody to know somebody look this is what I'm thinking I'm thinking if I'm a drug dealer right why would I buy a brick of fentanyl to bust down in all my drugs when it's going to just kill people and then people are not going to come back

and buy more drugs because niggas is dying that's what I don't get about it but maybe you only put a little tiny bit of fent in your weed but how do you even put it where you make you turn it into a spray or something You, like, sprinkle it on the weed? They can't sprinkle it's going to fall right off. It's got to be a spray, right? Like, if you take that, you break the fentanyl down. Introducing no jumper, fentanyl spray.

Fentanyl spray, add it to your weed and kill the whole town. There'll be a lot of less Patreon customers. That's true. Most of our Patreon customers are also in the fentanyl business for sure. I get all my fentanyl from ESDG. Allegedly. Well, he's just always wrapping about fentanyl, so I figured he's probably a good connect. I don't know.

but uh don't but that it has to be a spray i'm convinced what else you're going to do i don't know make it a vile i do know like a girl that told me that she like ended up in like in the emergency room because she smoked some weed and had something on it and i guess it was fentanyl but this was like eight years ago so maybe she was super no no way people already had a k2 bro but you mix in like you mix in like fucking uh percocet's like break it down create some perk water and then spray the perk water the week. You know there's a good, man? Would that work? We need to try these things. No, we don't. Coming this week on the Patreon. Are you just going to say, are we doing y'all lean gas? I was just going to say, are we doing that? Nobody's really shown that much

excitement about it. Me, I'm extremely excited about it. Well, you're a drug addict, so of course. Well, you mean, like, the fans weren't showing excitement about it? I haven't seen a lot of enthusiasm from the fans. I haven't really, like, you know, I mentioned it AD. He said he doesn't want to do it. And so it's just kind of like drugs are bad. We could get dub in here, but I also like drinking lean for dub is Like regular Does he care? He's used to it

Why don't you use yeary? Yeah we kind of need We kind of need like a oddball Yeah we need like a test dummy That's not a dog But I think Jerry's done a lot of drugs in his life A lot? I mean Roddy said yes

He always talks about it like he's done a lot of drugs I don't think he's done a lot He probably like tried dabble to love I couldn't see Yuri on any type of substance Like handling it well I saw Yuri on the 24 hour stream Doing dabs because it was like $5 a dab.

I paid $5. Have you ever heard his song, dab no dance? Ureys? Yeah. I have actually, yes, I think. But he did so many dabs in like the first half hour that I was watching that it was like there is no way.

There's no way that this was worth like $25. And there's no way that you're going to be able to keep this up for another 23 hours. I think at one point he took it off the screen. Probably had to. Wait, so he was only charging $5 per dab? Yeah, thanks. He's tripping. Isn't that stupid?

He should have charged at least like 20. We charge $100 plus a song. And listening to a song is a lot easier than like taking a dab, which everyone knows, the dab's going to whoop your ass, you can be coughing, even if you do it all the time. And I'll be sleeping like I used to do on the couch. And $5 is not that much. So it's like, you know, you could have 50 people donate $5 in the first hour and now you're totally fucked. And then you've got to get through all of them.

He should have priced it more. Dab for $50. I would have, yeah, exactly. White cloth for $50. Hey, bro. Cheers. Speaking of that, I've seen it. I've seen bail in traffic randomly, like in Hollywood.

And the only reason I knew was him, because he had, like, on some shit on his fucking helmet or something like that. Really? And I honked out and he turned around like, he was like, hey! Boy, you know he has a new name. What is it? Cawkey Velley. Why is it hard?

He got his Instagram deleted again? No, it's just, we were comparing him to R. Kelly. We were calling R. Valley. Hey, I don't like this. I don't like this. I really been debating on taking his jersey off the whole time. You've been deba-baby? I'm like, yeah.

I'm like, I'm like, dun dun dun dun dun dun wait, so what is the the law and order theme song supposed to indicate? Detective phone, when he says some shit like, you know, there's like copish.

Yeah. I just, I'm sorry that we do a podcast and I do my research. You do more than research. And I talk to the police. I call up the sheriff and ask him for some hot tips. Oh, man.

No, but okay, so just so we can get out of the way and talk about in advance. The Patreon, we had a very successful month one. Month two, just started off with a bang. We got Karen,

ex-wife Karen. Is that her name or is that like a joke? She's Hispanic. I'm not sure if she's actually an ex-wife, but that's like her... No, I'm saying. Her name is really Karen?

Ex-wife Karen. Yes, she's Karen. She's part Hispanic, part white, I think. One thing that I learned about doing these Patrions are like, most of the women, they're giving out real good information.

They're like super fucking smart. Like what? Like business-wise, like how they transition to do things and stuff like. Bro, you have to be to like take, you know, your looks and then turn it into money. But I mean, it's more than looks at households. It's such an outsized like level of wealth that they're gaining because it's like I'm a girl who likes to be treated like a dog and I post a couple of videos every week. That was crazy. I made a million dollars this week.

It's like, what? Like you know how hard a normal person? First of us to work to make a million fucking dollars. They may not make it in their lifetime. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. That's probably most people. And you want to be a fucking puppy and make it in a month.

No, that was crazy. At that point, I wanted to be an art vark. Why? Because Arthur's an art vark. Oh, you start the only fans where you dress up like an art bark. You have girls treat you like an art bark. You hook up with a girl in an Arthur's suit. And Arthur has no ears either.

so that's even better. Don't they have a new, like, Arthur movie coming in or something? No, they just canceled Arthur. Why? PBS said that niggas out of here. Really? Yeah. Why?

They said, hey. He was out. He was problematic or something? Toxic masculinity? No views? Oh, he just ain't cracking and fucking. Wow. Fuck her.

Fuck her! We showed the memes on my show last week, too. Which are you? Arthur memes. I love those. And the dirty, dirty sloth memes? Well, I grew up loving Arthur. I can't believe he's not popular anymore.

Arthur was not out when you was little. Yeah, right. That's what I was a thing. It was books, and I think they had a cartoon on TV when I was a kid. It was 25 years. You were probably reading like Berenstein Bears. How old were you 25 years ago? I was fucking Berenstein Bears.

I was, wait, they said the Bernstein Bears. I know. The Mandela Effect. Are you familiar with this? We all thought it was Bear and Steen Bears, but then we. No, it was Bernstein. It's Bernstein Bears. I know.

It was a whole job. They had, remember the thing you showed me when they had, had like gangs in there. I was like, wow, Bernstein Bears, you remember? They had gangs?

They had like a gang. They was like one of the books and shit. I think that they were dealing with bullying or some shit. Yeah. It was like teaching you about bullying. That's hard. Wait, wait,

going back to memes, did y'all see that future? Yes. Opened up his hard summer set with all his toxic memes displayed. Did you know that all those memes were created by at Hoodville on Instagram? Who is as far? Is a good friend of the show.

Really? A great man. I don't know anything about him, but he makes great memes. All those memes were from him. If you're going to make it in life as a meme creator, I think that, like, future putting your memes up on the screen and basically acknowledging the memes that you've helped create about him,

I mean, that's pretty much as big as it gets, right? Yeah. That's next level. Honestly, it'll be a lot of shit. And they have shown us love, so I appreciate him. You got to fuck with DeQuan, too. I fuck with DeQuan. I thought your name was DeQuan for a while.

I fuck with Watami Kwan. Wow. Wat Tommy Kwan, who got his Instagram deleted. I think he got it back. But he got hacked by some girly new news. Boosy guy his shit taken down again. Again. Fucking crazy.

It's crazy. He keeps speaking out. I swear to God, every fucking hot girl on Instagram that I know has been deleted at this point. For sure. Is it because of the only fan shit? It's because the only fan shit, for sure. When you listen to this fucking bozo with the glasses who went on breakfast club who's in charge of Instagram. I'm not saying them bad about it.

Okay, I don't want to say anything bad about me either, but this fucking bozo goes on breakfast club and says, oh, you know, you're not going to get your Instagram deleted unless there's nudity on it. Well, I'm sure that Bousie at this point is being extremely cautious about nudity on there. And I know for a fact that a huge percentage of these girls were getting deleted, they didn't post anything naked. It's just fucking bullshit out. This guy gets to go on breakfast club, lie. None of them asked shit because Charlemagne ain't met a new girl in like 10 years.

So he doesn't know that they're all getting their Instagram deleted left and right. I don't know. It pisses me up, man. Bro, I got a strike for an album cover, bro. And it was nothing bad on the album cover. I'm so cautious of what I put on here now. Somebody told me my middle fingers might get me a strike. I was debating putting my picture up. I was like, this shit is crazy now.

We had this exact combo last week. Well, that's what we do. Get everybody ready for the real show by talking about the stuff we already all talked about. Speaking of the real show, I started my streetwear review show called the Drip Tank. Proud of you. Called the drip tank. Yeah, I have not seen it, but I saw you posting it on your Instagram story, and I believe in it. Thank you.

I appreciate it. You a goddamn lie saying it like that. And I, uh, I believe in it. I will judge it. He's there. He was like, this motherfucker didn't want to do it with no jumper. I don't care. You do fucking care.

I mean, listen, I'm taking my movie reviews. So company, too. They're very interesting. Go crazy. So suck my dick at him. I take it to my own company. If they want to... Start it our own YouTube.

If they want to be in charge of that, then good luck. But, I mean, All I'm saying is I believe that my team made a wholehearted effort on the streetware review thing. It didn't really... It didn't really... What was that? How was he in charge of the soundboard? Is that thing going to stretch over the year?

No, I think he was... How do I ask for the soundboard and I don't have control over it? You can have it tomorrow. Okay, tomorrow. And then... Joss says, no, yes, tomorrow. The fans asked, look at the comments. They said, give A.D. his soundboard.

You guys are holding a black man down. This is true. But I want to listen to the fan. and I want to know what they think of it at a certain point because, listen, shout at the fresh and fit. They use that fucking like, like the record stop. They use that shit way too much. I got my own spin on what I'm going to do.

Okay, listen, listen. I mean, I believe you. I never watched a fresh and fit episode until, yeah, sorry, AD, until yesterday. I watched it. Fuck. Until yesterday, I watched the one with academics. And I'm going to be honest, I don't think they overused it at all. It was actually kind of funny.

I've watched other episodes of them where I was like, holy shit. It was that crazy really? The sound board, it's like, I think a lot of people go overboard with it. I've also listened to Joe Button podcast episodes where he went so crazy with the gunshots that my girl was like

jumping. She keeps the thing that she was getting shot at, yes. Now she's kind of a pussy, but still. Well, no, never mind. I didn't watch that full academics. episode how was that honestly once they when they started kicking the bitches out

that shit was hilarious the only part that I thought that I watched was the part where he talked about Selena and what happened with the whole thing I watched that part because Eliza donated yes yeah I'm gonna be honest with you though man

and that's crazy you came to my fresh and fit interview just to be with Eliza no I'm joking what's your pussy taste like I don't know. I'm the first, I've never been near that thing. You should find out.

That's the homie. If me and Lena, because me and Lenner are supposed to do content with her soon. Yeah, why don't you find out what it tastes like? Should I do that? I don't normally eat the girls out that we hook up with for only fans,

but I think you have like a more personal connection. Me and Eliza? Yeah, I know. And that's why I don't want to eat her pussy. It's because I'm like friends with her. It's like I don't want to do some w-v-d-d-wh-y-h shit like that's her. That shit gay.

Yeah. That's not gay. Eating pussy is gay. No, but I'm a one man kind of pussy eating type of dude. You know, I'm only eating one. I thought that. I'm only eating the pussy of the girl that I love. Yeah, that's a fact. Although I did eat Emily Willis's butthole on the couch for content.

Emily who? Wasn't that couch? Same conversation you already had. We Googled her in everything last time. Emily who? This is how we ended up having the same conversation over and over. But at least it only took us 1060 episodes surreal. I've only been here for 40 years.

You said you didn't even know 1090 Jake was on here. Oh my God. I send the links every week. I don't look at the fucking links you send me. To him, every white YouTuber is the same. Bro, we be in the group chat talking for like hours and I'm like,

it's no way 80. My only objective in the group chat is me and T. Real like to piss at them all at least once a day. By spreading vaccine misinformation. We didn't say what it was. Hold on. I'm saying what it is.

God damn. I like that you have kind of like joined in with me on getting on T. T.rell's ass for sometimes not allowing the conversation to move forward. Like, just for an example, and T. Rel can answer this on your podcast tomorrow. But we're talking about the baby getting canceled.

And he's basically like denying that anything bad is happening to the baby. I'm like, he got kicked off six festivals. What are we talking about? It's a big deal. Just admit it's a big deal. Let's talk about it. Puntz him another one today and said, thoughts, T.R.

He's like, holl at me in November. I mean, it's just gotten so much gnarlier. They're treating him like he's fucking Adolf Hitler. They can't book him for anything. But that's what Tori's life is probably like. You probably ain't get booked on any of those, you think? But see, this is the thing with Tori. He really shot himself in the foot there.

No, no planet tender. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Or someone else. Tori is independent, and he has enough fans, and he's dropping enough music that them checks is not really going to affect him like that. He's not tied to no major label. You don't think the babies got other sources of the reverendant?

I'm just saying it different when you are independent artists. You know what I'm saying? Like different people like him are making so much money on the back end of the fucking music that they don't have to go do all these festivals and shit like that to survive and shit. I don't know the baby situation to where like, you know what I'm saying? If this is going to really affect him or not. The baby's going to be good regardless. The baby will be good in the long run.

But the thing that a lot that you miss out on when you just say something simplistic like that is that the baby was a lot and well. and may still be a lot bigger than the average, you know, rapper. He was able to do a lot of things that a lot of rappers just simply can't. There's a lot of popular-ass rappers out there that are not on a single with Duolipa

that's doing 700 million views or whatever. That's probably a huge bag for him and opened up a ton of corporate dollars. I never even heard the song. I have no fucking clue. I've never heard it either. At all, baby, no offense. Doa Lepa, whoever the fuck you are. No offense. I never heard the song. But that kind of shit

is huge. And the fact that she came out and publicly denounced him as well. Right. And the fact that even on, like him being booked super high up on those festivals and stuff, I mean, that's like a big, big look that you just don't get. If your NBA young boy might not have been booked for those kind of things because of him being controversial or Kodak Black, I wouldn't be surprised if dudes like that were left off of the bill

on shit like Lollapalooza because they're woke as fuck. Like, when you look at the bill, it's not like a ton of rappers. It's like... Yeah, it's only a couple. It's only like the pre-selected rappers that are like hip enough and well liked enough by like the fucking loser-ass 30-year-old white crowd that they're willing to put them in that position. So the baby now is in a very different position

where it's like there's no doubt in my mind that he could go and play high up on a festival. There's no doubt in my mind that he's talented enough musically that he could probably bounce back from a lot of this. But at least in the short term, because like one of the things that the baby came out with when they were like dissing him and shit, he said, Lollapalooza this weekend and like put the date and shit.

Like that to him, he's saying, Fuck you guys. I'm so big and I'm getting all these crazy ass looks you can't cancel me. I mean, they took that as a fucking challenge as far as I'm concerned. And did you see what Bamman Kevow said basically?

What? He was saying that these festivals are using this as promotion for their festivals. Hell yeah. And I like half these festivals that he's getting dropped from them. I didn't even know nothing about them motherfuckers. You know what I'm saying?

Yeah. Can we name any of the other ones besides the governor's governor's ball? I know about all these festivals. He got dropped from governor's ball? They don't enter ins or ends of, mind consciousness ever until it's like someone's talking about it that we

the whole thing in Vegas yeah the whole thing about it is that I think the baby's being canceled from entirely forces outside of hip-hop yeah the community rap music nobody goes a fuck it's not like the world star page is like we gotta get the baby out of here it's not like like academics is

defending him I'm defending him fucking basically every loud boy TIE Bousie all these people that are basically like huge figure heads in hip-hop either are kind of sort of defending him or fully having his back. But it doesn't matter when a big chunk of your revenue is coming from people who basically are just going to do whatever the fuck the woke crowd tells them to do. And it turns out Lollapalooza and all this shit is basically that.

I know. They just start coming to him. Can you imagine the baby playing at Lalopalooza? This is almost like a worst thing that probably would have actually happened. If he actually played Lollapalooza and there was like a lot of. of people booing him, which I don't think that would happen at like a hip hop festival, but I think that for Lollapalooza

that might actually be a reality and that would be a really fucking bad look if the baby was up there performing and they were just fucking treating him like a total piece of shit. I mean, that would have been bad optics as well. Yeah. You might have done him some favors by getting kicked off of that shit because at least now

I mean, I don't know exactly what his plan is but he did put out another apology. All his apologies before were basically non-apology. It was like him doubling down more than anything. he has a new apology that is basically like what the woke people would actually want to hear from the baby. You feel like it's too late now? I think in a lot of ways it is too late because it's so transparent that this is only really happening now that his money and his career are being threatened. Yeah.

You know, I don't think that almost anyone is looking at his apology and thinking like, oh, okay, he's not homophobic after all, especially after he doubled down on it, you know? And you know, too, like what people were saying is like, okay, you guys. idolize people who talk in their music about killing people and selling drugs and do all type of stuff and then this situation happens and it's like okay the draw was lying you know what I'm saying like that's fucked up though like you know the whole thing is fucked up bro of how this shit how this shit is going and one thing that a lot of people pointed out which is very fair is like I think it was lollapaloozer one of these festivals they replaced the baby with young thug now young thug has had some extremely controversial tweets said some stuff that was basically

seen as being homophobic or not friendly to the gays obviously it's very different since like people really took the baby's rant on stage as being full on like condemnation of homosexuality which I don't think young Doug has ever said

anything that really suggested like anything like that and obviously he's one of the rappers who's like the most embedded in like basically pushing the limits of what it is to be a traditional rapper so but I mean you know when you have it's not about like oh this guy has said something negative about gay people during his life but the baby when he's in the

middle of this controversy that's what they don't want to co-sign you know and every like in the group chat they're like comparing fucking uh the baby the busi it's like yeah the boozy busy has a good career boosy's probably making a couple million dollars a year however much and i'm sure he's fine but he's not he's not getting a high up spot at fucking uh la la looosin shit like busy has paid the price in his career for saying all the controversial shit that he said over the years and you know i mean even like the stuff about getting this fucking 13 year old son's dick sucked by a grown ass work yeah that was so out of pocket there are people who you know you're maybe just not going to get like an adidas fucking uh campaign if you come out in the past and said like hey like you know i let a grown woman

suck a little kid's dick in front of me i mean that at a certain point that's it fucking insane and i say that as someone who is actually pretty sympathetic to boozy's perspective of, I mean, if I had a 13-year-old son, I probably would not pay a grown woman to suck his dick, but I'm not really that surprised that Boosie thought that that was normal. I guess I was a little surprised that he would say it on camera and not really give a fuck. Yeah. I think people need to like differentiate like the things that go through their head versus the things that come out of their mouth. But that's kind of the problem is that like, you know, the baby probably feels the way he felt when he said, don't put your phone up in there. if you stuck the dick in the parking lot and you got AIDS and it's going to kill you in two weeks. That's probably like how it really feels. But like he in that moment

and by bringing Tori out I feel like if this comment didn't become so controversial, the fact that he brought Tori out right after Meg would have been hugely controversial. It just got overshadowed by the anti-gay thing. I didn't even know that was a thing until later on.

All this is just the baby doing whatever the fuck he wants to do because he feels like I'm so big that nobody's going to tell me shit. And then, I mean, the gay community and everybody who enables them in the media and should really took the challenge on. Didn't like Elton John reach on to say something to Madonna? Jesus Christ. I mean, we never seen anything like this. To me, this is, this is the beginning of the hip-hop culture wars of hip-hop being dumbed down or having its edge rounded off by the forces outside.

of hip-hop. So, like, all, you know, all these, like, non-rap fans or people who are not really part of the culture, rap's always, like, escaped a lot of that criticism. You know, rappers have been able to say things in songs that were objectively, racially insensitive, or offensive to gay people, or offensive to women, et cetera. And they've always, you know, that you can't think of any other art form in the world where it's normal to call the woman a bitch. But you can grow up listening to shit like anal-cunting is fine to go to the concerts and shit. We're not talking about anal-cun right now. saying, the other genre

white people do that dumb-ass shit and rock and this all type of crazy shit and they allow it. But they don't. I'm going to correct you on that. You said they had a song about the N-word. You're talking about a grind-core band that probably had like 4,000 followers at their peak. Oh, I didn't know that. I'm thinking they're not that popular.

I'm thinking of the Rolling Stones of your time. No, no, no, no. I was like briefly like weirdly obsessed with them in like 1998. So that, I mean, okay, let's just objectively say, let's say you had a metal band and they had lyrics where they were saying shit

about you know fuck all these bitches or like bitches ain't shit et cetera hell no they're out of here they're getting canceled hard the metal community

and the hardcore community they're woke well not all of it because it's also like that community is also like where all the racists go yeah well no like the metal community

I realized this from talking to a Finn McKenzie on my interview with him is he to go check out no a very anti-racist he good bro yeah

shout out to him but uh McKinthie all I'm saying all I'm saying is that rap has always kind of been allowed to do its own thing and be offensive and say whatever they want. And there's certain things they're not going to come for. Like Madonna is not going to put out a statement and say, I'm sick and tired of all this killing in Chicago. Yeah.

Lil Dirk, you need to do something about this. She's not going to do that. But they'll go for the low-hanging fruit, you know? Like, oh, you said something bad about gay people? I thought we gay people weren't going to all attack you and turn up on you and decrease your standing and cost you millions of dollars. But I mean, the question is just like, will this sort of thing, because I'll tell you this, the next time a rapper wants to say something anti-gay, they're going to be thinking twice about it. Look at 42 Doug.

He already, he got accused of being a weirdo for fucking sucking and kissing on his son's neck, which, by the way, can I get some opinions on that for that? I got mad about that, though. That's so fucking weird. But the thing is, is like, have you ever done anything like that you kid? Not like that to that degree. I was weirded out. I was like, what the fuck are you?

And I'm not saying there's any wrong with it. I would never go on social media and say you're being weird with your kid. But from a personal level, I saw that. I said, I have never seen anything like that in my life. But the thing is, like, you have to use logic. Like, do people really think that he's trying to do something sexual with his son? No, he just got caught up in a fucking moment. He wasn't probably thinking about this shit.

You know what I'm saying? He got caught up and started making out with his kids. No, but it's like, that's got to be normal. He's got to do that normally. And listen, I take my kid, my kiss around the cheek, whatever I'm just. He's fucking around with his kid. You know, hugging her all the fucking times. You're a kid.

Of course you're super close to her. I just, for me, licking and kissing of a neck. I didn't really watch the whole video. I really kind of reserved for the woman that I'm sleeping with, to be honest. I watched like a reaction video, so I didn't see. That's so you. You all watch a 30 second clip.

I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know.

Yeah. Dun, dun dun dun dun. Don't. No, Traveor Ross is different than Law & Order. No. He gets his detective information from Travelo Ross. Interesting. And 1090 Jake, who apparently

Who is 1090 J? You don't respect his art for him. Yo, 1090 J was geek because we talked about him being the hardest white boy and rap. Hey, you know what somebody made me realize? Max the demon. I guess he was in the chat. Who is that?

He's like a white drill rapper from Brooklyn. But apparently he certified. Fuck you up. Fuck no. Fuck out of here. Apparently he's certified. Apparently I'm certified. He got a bunch of drill records and shit.

I'm not. Or Maddie G's. The Hoff 21. Maddie Jee's. Maddie Jee's, what the fuck happened to him? When I seen him burning the fucking GD flag, I was like, this is the best white kid ever. Yeah, he might be the hardest white rapper of all the time. I mean, the most...

The Hoff twins. Who's that? Who's that? Who's that? Who is that? There's some, like, the white twins from the bay, and they got like black baby mamas and shit. I know the ATL twins. I thought you're talking about the Hodge twins.

Who the fuck are them? The two, like, conservative, fucking big-ass black dudes. Oh, that was supporting Trump? Yes. You know, not going to talk about that. Oh man Those dudes are fried Maga niggas

We need to Mac Do they say that? No I'm saying Oh my God That should be their slogan That's brilliant Miggers

Magas kind of over What? They're miggers Bro, You had to put the ER on it Yeah, Miggers Okay

Who did it I heard somebody say The hard R The other day That I made Maybe jump out of my seat I was so surprised When I heard him

Say fuck Oh no That's my favorite word It was CMA Beefing with so-and-so Wow What? He said the hard R

And he said the hard R and he said in such a way that I, because I never heard Cimex say that before. I'm like, ah! Anyway, yo, can we interrupt this conversation right here? Go ahead. I saw CMAc eat ass where you're seated right here. I know, out of fucking with rice and shit.

Bro. Wait, wait, what? With rice? Bro. I've seen it. So, like, the ass was, like, the main course, and then the rice was the side on trade? He basically ate gumbo out of someone's asshole.

I still want some gumbo now. Okay. I'm just going to explain this. I'm going to remind everybody. again next Monday. But if you do sign up for the Patreon for $5, this content will be available to you next Monday. And also the Karen one is the one that we dropped already.

Well, she was bouncing her titties, right? Titty twerking. Yep. Yeah. You know, Karen says that Adam 22 and Lennar are going to be the first people that she ever works with. She's only ever done solo stuff. This is the pink-haired girl that we just...

She looked like she had the wagon on her, too. Duky booty. Big old thing. Buku booty. Buku booty. I've never said Buku before. I always hated it when people say, Yeah, me too.

I got Buku Bucks. I always hated that. Shout out to my boy Buku Bha. You ever said this in a song? Buku, no. No? I say Bluetooth. Two tooth.

I call my kid two tooth. Why? Two teeth. Oh, I was like, huh? You should call her toothless. She got another tooth coming in on the top. Like how to train the dragon? You seen that before?

No. That's another one that showed the kids. The whole weekend, by the way, I did it. Nothing. But kick it with my kid. And it was very enjoyable. That sounds amazing. Yeah.

I was supposed to go to a hard summer. I didn't go. Why not? I know. And fuck you and Camgirl. What the fuck? I'm going to go talk about it. What did we do?

What did you do? They hit me up. They say, hey, me and Camgirl need a fucking party bus for 13 hours. Can we use your party bus? And I set everything up. Nigger, first of all, I was just passing the play. I was passing the plate. I was passing the plate and I was down to throw into money.

but I don't think the other participants in her group were down to... And I gave them the homie discount. You know what I'm saying? $1,700 was the homie discount? Bro, y'all said $13. What do you expect? Well, we didn't really need it for the 13 hours. We needed it to drive us there to pick us up.

Bro, if I'm giving y'all $150 an hour, and you say you want 13 hours, bro. That's a long time. Wait, no, you're not listening, though. We just needed it to pick us up, drop us off there, and then pick us up and drop us back off in Long Beach later. You know, y'all don't need it for 13 hours. That's what I'm saying.

We didn't need it for 13 hours. No, not at all. You could have asked for the Uber price of it. Damn. I didn't know we could do that. I mean... Why does they have a party bus? Bro, real hustlers...

I have other businesses, man. Real hustlers don't sleep. You like my studio, too, don't you? They take naps. I forgot what he said after that. Oh, yeah, I don't worry. We didn't sleep. We take cat naps.

We were talking about GCJ. But, yeah, so... Who? Peasy. Peasy. We were doing... He was a rapper before you came on the scene. Juicy.

That's how I got a little dicky show. You heard of him? Thanks to him. Juicy Jay? Yes, nigga. That's how you, wait, wait. Speaking of a binge watch season two, I'm sorry. It was amazing.

What did you think of the Chuck episode with the game? That was the little, okay. Do you agree? It was kind of weird? Now I see what you were talking about because you guys were acting like it was just like just the susses shit you ever seen. It was a rubber, no, no, no, no. No, listen, listen.

I'm saying. That's the wildest shit I ever seen. on TV, bro. No, listen, listen. When you guys were talking about it at first, I hadn't seen it. And then when I was watching it, I was like, hey, this is actually a little bit like too crazy. I started to understand

as I watched it, like, once Gator shows up and is basically like, what the fuck is wrong with it? Oh, this is the gayest shit ever. Then I started to get it. Like, oh, the point was that it would make you as uncomfortable as possible for like a half hour. And then boom, you introduce the normal black guy perspective

who speaks for like every black guy. ever met who was weirded out by their white friends doing gay jokes. But it was, but it was like, it was deeper than just the gay jokes. Like, there were scenes where, like, his, like, nutsack was, like, on his niggas head and shit. Like, it was, it was crazy. You ever just hang out with one person long enough that you start to, like, come up with, like, you have your own inside jokes and you think they're hilarious, but then you're all of a sudden you're around somebody else and you're like, oh, geez, like, I'm not as funny as I think I am. It was just funny that. What's the way? Just wanted to me. What are I do? Yeah, like, you guys. You guys.

You guys got some secret gay jokes going on or something? What I'd be saying? Yeah. No, that's a good example. You and OT. Oh! You and OT and that podcast episode you did together is a good example, but you and O.T. think that each other are so funny.

And then you got Yassie and the other girls sooner or comes the table like, well, wait. Oh, fucking dead. That's drunken liquor, though. Bro, that's different. Yeah, okay. And in that moment, it, like, reminded me of why I don't like drinking because I'm just watching you two. I don't drink anymore.

I know. And it's probably been a hugely positive thing for your life, right? Yeah. Anyway, so CMAQ was eating this rice out of the straw ass. All people at home need to know, by the way, and I shouldn't even be talking about this because it doesn't drop till next Monday. But, man, he met the two most random strippers ever at a video shoot. One of them's name is Sprinkle Freak. I love that.

Wait, it was Sprinkle Free. You know her? Yes, I knew Spinkle Free here. From the bounty hunters. She got like paw prints all over her. She has a mind blown. Wow. She has a Candy Land leg.

Bro. Her whole leg, you could play Candyland on her leg. That's hard. Patreon.com slash her dump her. She used to DM me so much. Really? Yes, bro. And I used to be like,

I can't do it. Why not? Because it's like, I can't do it. But then you went to her hood with me. She probably don't live there anymore Damn it Damn it That's your fantasy

What? 80's fantasy Is to fucking every different hood in L.A. No, That is the most dangerous thing You can fucking do in the world That's your fantasy You want to be ushered there

In an SUV With a big security protocol Yeah, that sounds like the worst idea You know, but Sprinkle freak Told some of the craziest fucking stories And then her home girl Was basically like

You know, okay, so CMAG is such a genius that before he does his interview, he gets a bunch of paid promo for the interview. I've seen him. So he shows up with six containers of fries and fucking like meat and cheese and all kinds of shit that some good chef had made and gave it to him. Why can't he just be a chef? Yeah, right? I'm guessing, given CMAX clientele, it was probably a good chef. He hasn't went to cord on blue. I'm thinking that it was probably a other chef.

Anyway, he's got six fucking containers of this food. Who knows how long this shit has been out? Maybe his aunt made it or something. No, he got a brand deal from a motherfucker on Instagram to probably paid him 30 bucks to shout this out on a podcast. He's not even thinking about the fact that it's on the Patreon. So it's like, who's really watching this

to find out about what food do you in LA from some guy on Instagram? Maybe. That's what people do all day. I said, I'm like, let him eat that out of your ass. She said, you got to pay me. She said $300. I said, done. Did you?

Yes. You cashed after her right now? Josh did He ate Josh you paid out of your own personal account What are you going to tell The business

The business Okay okay He ate the fucking food He ate her pussy and her ass Okay wait wait wait I need you I need you to describe this Like step by step She's doing a handstand in front

Oh my God there's an end on here We're telling you that a man was eating ass Right here And you're freaked up Hey, he moved back to his head. Okay. There was a fire ran out. At first, he was just bent over.

And this, she had a big all ass. So she was standing up and bent over the table. I liked her ass. I liked this girl. If she's willing to get tested, maybe she could come on the only fans with one. You go eat it? I'm not going to eat nothing. So because she's like, so because she's black and from the hood and got tattoos, this is one of the-

Everybody has to get tested before we can hook up. I've never heard you say that before by anybody else. Every single girl. We don't, and we don't do it. We turn it down if they're not willing to get tested. And as you should. We've had girls who, ooh, I could like that. What if they're not vaccinated?

If they're not vaccinated, I'm not going there either. Woo! Yeah. So a lot of business are off limits. Okay. So she bent over. She's bent over. Did he spread the ass and then put the food?

He's like, it's using a fork to put a whole pile of this shit. What was it? Rice and shit, bro. And sausage and shit. It was gumbo? I could not tell you what it was. But it was some combination of rice. cheese and meat

which I know that sounds like almost every food ever. Yeah, I really want to know what it was. I don't know. It's like hard to even say. Was it? It's some mad scientist in Compton who's just thinking up food.

Why the fuck he got me in Compton? He's fine. He's from 50 best street. I've seen it with the guy that made it. He was not from Compton. You looked at who made it? Misinformation. You looked at who made it?

CMAX sent me this shit. Like I got some food for y'all. CMAX sent me to food. I'm hungry. You weren't even here. No, I wasn't here. That's fucked up. Was Duno here?

No, it was. Me and CMAQ were the co-host. And then this two young ladies. Duno came later. Bro, you know what I like about Springle Freak, too? I never met anybody who was so proud of their 50,000 Instagram followers. She was banged. She was banging her 50,000 Instagram followers, like, really making sure everybody knew that she had 50K.

Because, man, you know. It's not easy to come by. I was going to say, yeah. She only follows one person on Instagram. Kill it, Twan. That's fine. I'm like, did we just get crazy with a girl who's somebody's baby mama on here or something? I don't know.

Why don't you ask Killet Twine? I feel like it's kind of awkward. Hey, bro. Your baby mama just got some got some right to eat on her. Got some gumbo. That was the other girl. Sprinkle freak was on. Okay, okay.

I thought the whole time that Sprinkle Freak was the one getting me. But you imagine me texting Kilitwan like, hey, bro, you wipe up Sprinkle Freak? I just don't want to. Yeah, maybe you just don't want to tread those water. If I had eaten food off her ass, then sure, I would ask him. After, after, after obviously. Jesus Christ. Well, that was the craziest episode.

every day in my life and the girls were fully talking about selling pussy like really like the one girl's talking about getting fucked in a fucking car on the side of the road while she's driving Uber she pulls over and fucks the passenger for money that's fire I'm like this is the best I'm so glad you're on here and telling us about this I'm just saying like how do you go from like oh she said the word freeway I'm just saying like how do you go from like oh hey how's your day been like blah blah to just being like yo by the way can I buy some pussy off you before I get out the car. That's what I'm saying.

You want to leave a tip or use a tip? You ever have an Uber or you're kind of like peeking around? I'm like, shouldn't want too bad. I definitely got an Uber driver's number. Yeah, I've never. I've been to Uber. I'm like this. If they make the wrong move, really?

You clutching the blame me in there? I've done that before. Really? Yeah. What are they doing it? I'm a motherfucker going to look back like this. I've had some weird vibes from the Uber driver before. And I'm like, what the fuck you're looking back for?

And you start talking to them. They don't say nothing to you. Yeah. I'm like, all right. Or like going a different route that they're not supposed to be going. I never talk to nobody and they ain't talk back to you. And they just look in and they're saying. I've never tried to talk to an Uber driver.

Why? They try to talk to me. I don't know. They're fucking. I don't know. They're going to look at my phone. Yeah. That's why they have the option now like no talking.

That's kind of far. I try to talk to me. I'm like, I'm just nice though. They be like, hey, how's your day going? Yeah, me too. I'm not nice. I walk into Uber. I'm like, hey, how you doing, bro?

he's like this. Where you from? No, he just driving. He's like, you're fucking nigger. And I'm like, hey, can you turn this up a little bit? I never had an Uber driver. It'd be weird. Yeah, and that's all right this.

Something is suspicious. They'll be like, oh, like, so what do you do? I'm thinking, I'm just thinking like, oh, I just watch Seymack E. Rice off a girl's ass. I'm thinking, I do a podcast. What was the last time you even took an Uber? Usually when I'm drunk.

Which is never? Never. I got drunk with a bike out girls I had to Uber home. I probably would have fucking totals my car if I took to drive home. You would have bust a wolf of Wall Street? You got drunk. The night that we did the Patreon with them,

and then we did the podcast after? We did another podcast like six months ago or whatever. Oh, yeah, yeah. I got drunk on that one, went home, fought with my girl. Bought with your girl? Yeah. Why about that? Because he was drunk because I facetimes

while I'm doing the podcast with them and basically was just saying things that I wasn't realizing. What were you saying? We'll just leave it up to the fans. She didn't end up appreciating some of the things And one of the girls Remember I called you drunk one time I forgot what the fuck I said

You know part of it was that the girls were all Like touching my leg and shit on the pocket And I'm drunk, I'm thinking it's a big deal I'm like girls sitting at home Just had the babies Just like, oh my God Alcohol is the worst man It doesn't just stupid shit that you wouldn't do normally

I did a lot of stupid shit bro Hey listen, can I get another white claw Hey key bring me one too Hey bring me one too Hey um Speaking of them man they got to tread lightly with the Humby Baby Mama, man.

Oh, I heard it was, because I had to edit out the shit from the Patreon of them talking about her. Bro, they got to tread lightly with that one. Why, she's going to get her? I'm just saying, like, Shorty's not the one. She's not the one to be playing with. I don't even know what you're talking about. Oh, geez, baby mama doesn't like them

for whatever reason. Give me the orange. Wait, there's a million in there, right? Yeah, there's hell of white claws on deck right now. We've got to get some happy dad. Where the happy dad? I haven't missed alcohol You can't drink

You almost spilled on the mixer So maybe just be careful Yeah, lick that That's way worse than CMAG eating that girl's vagina What? Yeah God damn it Now you're in a relationship with the mixer

That shit nasty Why? Shit mango With all my mixers, yeah You don't fuck with mango? I like mango everything Mango Cricket Dry Bango Critto?

Mango Crits I'm banging mango Critto for real No, mango food is a rapper. That is a rapper. He's from black eyed peas or something like that? Hell no.

He's like a hood rapper. No, he wasn't. He's not for black eyepie. Party Rock is it? No, nigga, that's the nigga from, uh... Go on MFAO. Pull up YouTube and search Mango Fu. F O.

Is that not the guy? Yo, Josh was just Googling Bear and see Bears. Wait. So you're telling me Mango Fu is not the nigger from LNFAL? It's not where I am and it's not fucking... No, I'm saying. No, I'm saying from LMFAO. Look at this.

It's a rapper with With videos out from fucking 2017 on World Star. Okay, type in Mango LMFAO. I bet you. That's the guy from LMFIO. I swear to God.

Mango food is going to be why the fuck are y'all talking about me? Okay, never mind. Django? Jango. Jango. Who is something? I know.

It's something for... Yeah, yeah. Type in members of LMFIO. You know, other people have searched this before. That's pretty amazing. red food red food and sky blue

what the fuck who knew his name was sky blue who knows anything about LMFAO like what I found out so my LMFAO was interesting to me what that one of them is you don't really have to be laying on the floor

and laughing your ass of no but fucking Barry Gordy that's one of their kids that's Raffle they have a song called Goon Rock no do you know Barry Gordy is no

he started Motown which is like the biggest black record label, whatever, Rita Franklin, the temptations and stuff. You don't know what Motown is, bro?

I know what Motown is. But the guy who started that, that's one of their sons from LMFAO. Yahara just texts me and said, Red Food. So Red Food. So Red Fool, Daddy is Barry Gordy,

the guy who started Motown. Normally I'm annoyed about you being on your phone, but what is Yahira saying? She said, she just texted me and said, I see, Yahira too. What did she say? She just texted me and said,

bring the horny vibes. I don't know what that means or where that, what? You need to go pipe and we can talk about it on here. I see. BBL review. You should start doing BBL reviews on YouTube.

You smash, you eat a little pussy. I'm not going to lie to you. That might be one of the best ideas you ever. If I was a single man, this is the best idea I ever had. Who said I was single? Well, I don't see any woman sitting on that couch as well. Usually if you're in a relationship, that's required, right? Oh, my God.

Well, just know, I was going to bring one, but I heard the couch was going to be occupied. But then you thought maybe your Hira was open for business? I got, I don't know what that text means. I've seen Yihara at the strip club, bro. For what you called his birthday? I went. I went the day before yesterday to the strip club. And how was that?

Like three in the morning. Was it weird seeing her in that environment? No, she wasn't dancing. Because when she's here, she's on our terms. When you pull up to the club, she's mispopular. She wasn't dancing. She was just there at the strip club. She was wearing a hoodie or something?

No, she looked like how she came on a Patreon. Officer, can we have a husband's phone stolen? Dun, dun, dun, dun, down. It was your hire a message. It was your hiring, yeah. I was waiting. I was waiting home. Just know one of my homeboys is after that, too.

Go crazy. He could be after it, but he can't have my girl. I don't know. Just kidding. I think Lenna and I might end up doing something with her. Oh, there you go. You got to get it first. I'm a porn actor.

It's like finding out Brian Pumper fuck the girl. It's not like I'm going to fucking be chasing after and falling in love with her. It's just a penis. He might. Ooh. Yeah, that's his style. Pussy runs Housephone's head. Oh, my foot.

Why is this? We discussed this before. Why is that the notion about me? I mean, you got to think about it. Every time that I've seen you out places I invited you, there's only come out is when a girl is in. Because I don't be going out with niggas. Housephone your style.

Would you came for the fresh and fit? Yes, yes. I would have came just to be on the podcast because there was nine bitches. I'm going to, okay. So that's even worse. That's even worse. I'm not shaking your hand. That's even worse, house, Paul.

No, no, I'm just kidding. No, no. I would have wanted to be on there, but honestly, I would just fell asleep. I said, hey, bro, I'm going to do a freshest fit. Why don't you come along with me? Did you know he used to have his hair dyed blonde, and we called him Frank Lotion? Why? I don't know.

Frank Ocean had, like, blonde hair at that time. And I think everybody went through a little blonde phase. I didn't. The lotion was more like you just looked a little ashes. That's like some Long Beach shit. What? Oh, my God. That's so funny.

and have like a little eyebrow piercing. I had an eyebrow piercing. That's Long Beach. I had a rose tattoo. I think you're confusing like Long Beach with like meth head, which granted there's like a big overlap. But no, no, no. We're talking about a specific era like when Ferrell and Terry Kennedy. Oh my God.

My boy. Came to Long Beach, bro. All the Long Beach niggas used to die their hair, bro. You just made it so that I didn't have to come up with a weird segue into our next story. Yeah, you did that. fire. Terry Kennedy done caught a body.

That's crazy. And I'm trying to not make a light of this or anything because it's a fucking another skater that he killed allegedly. The guy that got killed, his name is Josiah Kassahoon. And his estate is claiming that Terry Kennedy beat the shit out of him at a comfort suites in Illinois on July 27.

In Illinois? Exactly. And after that, he did nothing to help him, allegedly. Josiah's family. says that Kennedy hit Josiah, which caused him to fall to the ground and land on his head. The family goes on to say that in the docks, Kennedy kept hitting Josiah while he was on the ground, and they did not get a medical attention after he finished the attack.

Casanoons, Casahoon's family says that Josiah later died on July 31st from injuries. They suffered in the altercation, and they're saying that they are suing Terry Kennedy and the damages exceed 50,000, which is probably really not at the front of his mind. He's probably thinking about the fact that he's now facing a murder charge, and it sounds like he's probably guilty. So that is quite the turn of events. I will say that Terry Kennedy was hitting me up to do an interview over the past few months. My perspective from looking at his Instagram is that I didn't feel like it seemed like he was really in the right state of mind. Doing well. Yeah. Like, he seemed like he was doing better recently though. I mean, he seemed like

he was doing stuff. But then he was back skating. He was like posting stuff about because I was just lurking his Instagram like not that long ago. Right. There's a lot of people. that seemed to think that there might have been something weird going on between him and somebody who was managing him. And I was looking at the comments of the person that was managing him and holy shit there and not being kind to him. Right now, there's a lot of weird allegations about what it might have been going on in TK's life. Either way, I feel the same way when people have tried to get me like Bam Margaria interviews over the last like you're too. You gotta do Bam, bro. Yeah, I mean, that would be cool.

Bam's a legend, bro. He is a legend. Yeah, but he also just looks smoked out of the game right now too. want to interview somebody when they're in the midst of bad addiction and like really going through it. And the vibes I was getting from TK.'s page in the months leading up to this recent thing where just he's not in a good spot in his life. It doesn't really, I don't want to like have somebody on who's blatantly fucked up or like is clearly like addicted to something. Do we know that he was fucked up or aren't anything? I would personally wager money that he was not in a good place or a good state of

mind in the months leading up to all this happening. And I don't know what the fuck he was doing in Illinois. But I mean, even these, these claims. In the documents about this, prosecutors say that Kennedy punched the guy in the head and then kicked him in the torso while he was on the ground. Well, we already pretty much covered that. But he might potentially get life. And I do want to say, this is extra sad because if you were paying attention to skating

in like 2010-ish era, Terry was like a pretty much the first black skater. from the hood to go pro to really like blow the fuck up be really really good and I mean it's just sad like we were you know not even scares but we're paying attention to the skating we're looking at this dude and he's killing it

he's banging Crip in his video parts he's pulling on his fucking sponsor check after doing a trick on a rail we thought that was so crazy because in BMX it's so like if you have money you don't want anybody to know like if you're getting paid good you just kind of keep it to yourself because people are

very much like not braggadocious and shit yeah and like Terry Kennedy always just like amazing to us just because of the fact that he didn't give a full flagrant and big ass chains grills around all these rappers way before other people were doing that and shit like I mean he was the first to do so he was around bam he was around bam too Compton asked Terry that's how he was introduced isn't he not actually from Compton and they came up with that names as basically that's some shit that's some shit that's what I'm Adam's sure.

Oh my God. Me, sorry. Oh, my God. You can smell it? The hot dog water, yes. Yeah. No, I ate Louisiana fried chicken earlier. What was White calling me?

Oh, he called... I'm not saying that. He wanted to keep saying that. What I called him a white Negro? That's my new name on the streets. Yeah, people would be calling me that. That is some shit like Compton-ass AD. Like, he would, like, says some shit Adam would make up for sure.

Oh, wait. What's the craziest city in? Los Angeles. Let's just say you're from Compton. And if it was me up like this, so get to be on TV? Yeah, right. I would have said the same.

Yeah, I mean, I always like, there's mad interviews where I'm like, you know, AD from Compton? They're like, oh, yes. But I mean, AD sounds like not, like, you know, you kind of need something else to, like, explain that name. No, you don't.

Yeah, like, just AD is a little too simple. It's, as we've discussed, there's a lot of other AD and there's a lot of ads. Fuck them all. It's sad. It's sad. It's not a sad. Hey.

Never my. I ain't going to say it. Ooh, I'll talk to you all. Oh, you were going to get spicy with us? No, I wasn't about to get spicy. Why are you censoring us? You're afraid of getting the babyed? No. Just know that something, something from the heavens than presented himself. And I have a potential to get him. And the no jumper fans know what I'm talking about. But I'm not trying to put nobody on a radar. Are you bringing bagel back to life?

Something like that. Bego! No! God damn it. Hey, speaking of Aubam, Margera, you know, he's. He said he's going to do his own movie to go against a new jackass movie. He's drunk as hell just making shit out of fun. No, but he was like asking everybody for like a dollar or something for funding. Exactly.

I just want a drunk-ass crazy broke person would do if they were pissed off by getting kicked off. Because, yo, they tried to have him in the fucking new jackass. Like, I want him to be in there. How did you know that, Adam? Are you there? I watched a bunch of YouTube videos while I was high as hell at like midnight. And I've now forgotten most of the contents of those videos, but they convinced me that damn is tweaking did you see the trailer no that's i loved it they just all just look so old

they are old they said they said in the trailer what uh johnny knoxville's 49 or something right like think you should not be putting your body through this anymore yes you should for the entertainment of the people steve will do it's around to just like do the crazy shit that they can't do you know i don't even like they should have got steve will do it bro i'm gonna be honest like hearing the theme song was very nostalgic and i was like damn like i might be down to watch this but then at the same time, I'm like, have I outgrown this humor? I think I've outgrown it because what was the last Jackass movie? It was like Jackass 3. It was like 10 years ago, right? It was funny. That shit was stupid as fuck. But it was 3D though. I didn't like it. And I'm somebody who when I was 14 and I found

out about CKY, which I thought, whoa, what? You said the first thing. That was a joke, though. Okay. Wait, what? He's trying to do. I'm a Crip. Look at me. I'm a Crip. You can't say she carry around me. Here's the thing. Okay. When I was 14, Jackass comes on TV. We freak the fuck out. You were 14 and what? 1998. Jesus Christ. And then we find out that there was already an existing VHS

series called CKY and that's what they based Jackass on. What was that? It was just like a video series of Bam and his friends, but it was like, so they had this like VHS series basically that they were doing of like skate slash craziness videos, whatever, and it was pretty pretty popular in skating. So basically they colonized the idea. No, it's their own idea.

They brought it to MTV. They got a show. MTV said, okay, we want to bring like more professional talent on. So they bring on Johnny Knoxville, who's an actual stunt man. And then they build jackass, which was basically like a more sanitized version of CKY that would work on TV. But now. But now, Bad Marger is not even involved in it. And he technically created it.

He technically, it was from his idea. It was from his fucking brain. God damn it. That's fucked up. It's the world, man. It is. But, I mean, when we found out about that shit when I was 14, we thought that was the funniest thing that existed on Earth.

Imagine being white from New Hampshire. You're going to put him in a shopping card and push it really fast across a parking line. Then you're going to fly into a bush. I wanted to do all the time of shit like that when I used to see that. I did not want to hurt myself. So I didn't want to do it, but I would watch it. My dad, when we seen the first movie, took us to Target and had us push him into, like, balls and stuff, bro.

And your dad? Swear to God. Your dad was that influenced by Jackass. Yeah, and we thought that shit was the world. I feel like this explains a lot about how you were born and raised. You told another crazy story about... My dad was over it from day one when I was a kid. He wasn't on no funny shit.

I was going to do some crazy shit. This is the worst. Like, he pushed me into the stuff and we thought we got a kick out of that. Your dad wanted... Your dad got in the cart and wanted you guys to push him? No, like, we went to Target and he's like, push me into like the ball things or do some shit. No fucking way. Is that what you masturbate?

in the parking lot of the Home Depot? No, I do not. Stop saying it. Every time somebody thinks of Home Depot now to hit me up, they're like, is this you? I'm like, what the fuck? Adam, God damn it. Somebody please tweet the clip.

Oh, my God. Tweet the clip from that episode at me so that I can review it and make a decision. You already did this and they said that I didn't say that. Here we go. Going back to the whole time. Circling back again. Circling the Home Depot.

Do you ever just park and just stay there? Or do you always keep us? I haven't been to Home Depot ever. I'm a lozen. You like to jerk off at like two miles per hour. What? Because then you might not even have to put your seatbelt on. Because I think you want to go to the jack shacks.

I never heard that time I met you. I drank off in my bathroom like a normal human being in the shower. That's weird. With my cat watching. Where's the worst place you jacked off? Who stands up and jacks off? That's weird. What's right?

Why are you jacking off and driving? Because it was like an eight hour drive from fucking Syracuse to New Hampshire. And I had to get one out. So you want to jack off while you were driving? you were driving? Were you in an Uber or were you like? One hand on the wheel. They didn't have an Uber in 2003.

No, I was not in an Uber. Why are we talking on an Uber? Hey, in the back of the Uber. Imagine getting in an Uber and just searching off and just seeing what the guy does. Hey, you get a fucking limo when they put the shades up. Well, if you're like the girl that C-Mack brought here, it probably wouldn't be that big a deal.

She offered to finish the job. She said she got in the back seat of her own Uber and was letting this motherfucker smash. That's fire. How much did she say? Great customer service. She told me. $40?

Oh, that's nothing. $300. The same that I paid her. Bro, she took so much time in the bathroom cleaning the rice off of her ass after he ate all that shit out. He should have ate all of it to make sure it was squeaky clean. That was the thing is that CMAC ate that fucking meat off of her ass so much that. He's like,

it looked like he was going to fucking die because he ate it so fast. I don't want this white dog anymore. Why not? This doesn't taste too good. That alcohol is bad. Alcohol is bad. I don't have an alcohol problem so I can keep drinking. You have a problem.

I don't have a problem. Wait, wait, wait. Speaking of crazy shit, bro. So I'm fucking on my way back from Corona. And I'm dropping this girl all far as fuck. And then I had to go back home. You went to Corona to get some pussy? No, no.

But to return some pussy? To return some pussy? What do you mean? Anyway, listen. I hadn't, like, at that point, I was feeling really sick. So I hadn't eaten for like two days. And then, like, yeah, like my stomach was fucked up, I didn't eat. And then this day I was like, fuck it, we went to Applebee's.

Oh, no. My first time ever Applebee's, I'm not going to lie, it was fucking amazing. Fuck, no. Your first time ever? I'd never been Applebee's in my life. You got to go to the O-C for that experience. So I thought it was amazing. And I'm on the way home.

I'm having a regular combo with this girl. I get a sharp-ass pain in my stomach. I'm like, oh, fuck. Like, I got to use the bathroom right now. Yeah. So, raw. I find the close, it's like 2 a.m. Nothing is open.

White Claw's kicking his ass. He took like two tips. He's done. No, look, look. Pussy. I find the closest Denny's to take a shit at. Why Denny's? Because it was like 2 a.m.

Nothing else is open. You want to inflict that upon them? Where else am I supposed to go take a shit at at at 2 a.m.? I'm going against the side of a building? I ain't scared. What? Well, listen, listen. It done it many times, my friend.

Disgusting. Let me tell the story. normal. I go to Denny's. I take the shit, see some fans. Oh, house phone, what's up? I'm like, while you're shit in the bathroom.

It'll look cool. Can I get an honor to? Can I get some high rollers after you doing? Hey, can we smoke with you this time? Y'all niggins just smoked the whole fucking. I have a pre-rolled blunt that Josh gave me the other day that I just found. Can we please smoke? Make sure.

Okay. Yeah, yeah, make sure. All right. So, boom. I go. I take the shit. I hit the- You guys some mushrooms.

I go. I take the shit. shit, I hit the road again, right? I'm telling a story to this girl. I'm in the middle of a really good story. My stomach starts hurting again. And I'm like, bro, I don't know what I'm going to do. I'm so far away from everything.

I pull over on the side of the freeway, hop the rail thing, take a shit in the woods. Now, as a person who's shit in the woods many times. And wait, so you shit at the Denny's and then shit again on the road. Exactly. Wow. So let me ask you this. Did you find a tree to lean up against? Nah, so what I did.

So it was like... Did you wipe with leaves? No, no. It was on like a slanted hill, right? And I brought a couple of napkins and I brought a like money print bandana that I had just in case if the napkins weren't enough because I didn't know. I didn't know. This is how I've done in the past is whether, you know, you're in an alley against a wall or if you're against a tree. You got to hit this.

Nah, I didn't... Hell no. What are you wipe with? No, look. You got, bro. Find a napkin in the wood. I didn't go against the tree. I just did one of these.

Like, one of the... Get a full spot? I think against the pole is a dukee, care. All right. I think I'm ready to share something with you guys. I never shared. Well, I probably had shared it on here before, but I'm forgetting. Listen, when I stayed in China.

My friend... If you would have got arrested doing that in China, they would have killed you. It was not shot in the street. They would have hung you. A lot of people don't know this. Large parts of Asia, they don't really have toilets. They have like a fucking hole in the ground, basically. It's like, you know, it's porcelain.

It's in the ground. But, like, in public or in a restaurant or something? Anywhere. Like, restaurant. Actually, really in restaurants, you'd probably be more likely to get something that will have, like, a real toilet because they know there's going to be Americans coming in and shit. But, like, my friend owned a hostel. And so, you know, this is out of time in my life.

The homie owns a hostel in New York. Yeah, and it's just like three different rooms with, like, six, beds in each room. I stayed in a hostel in New York before. Right. But it's in China and it was like a BMX hostel. So it's for all the BMX kids slash people who want to come to China and ride BMX, et cetera. So I'm drinking lots of light beer every night because like they don't really, like the alcohol in China is fucking trash, bro. Like the shit that they think is normal to drink, like the lightest of light beer. Shit was garbage. But anyway, so I'm getting fucking, you know, anyone who knows anything about my stomach, which is probably not most of you,

if I drink a lot of alcohol I'm taking some violent diarrhea shits quite often. It's like a big part of why I am drinking this white claw right now. So you could take a violent diarrhea shit? Yeah, but so, you know, if you want to shit in this hole in the ground, basically you've got to like, there's no wall to like lean

against, so you got to fully... Wait, wait, I also need you to... I'm taking shits like this. I need you to break down like the ambiance of the bathroom. Is it like is it a stall? Do you walk in and it's just a hole in the ground? I don't even know that there was necessarily a doors so that people that's what I'm saying how big is the hole the holes maybe like this it's

like it's almost like a toilet size but other people can but it's in the ground but other people can like walk in and like shit next to you and shit like that or like what my memory is kind of escaping me at this point but it might have been like a single hole in the ground it might have been like that there was kind of like a stall type effect going but either way I drop this full squad we're do it again for effect I'm like this and I'm What happens if you fall over? Do you fall in the hole of poop? Bad things.

But keep in mind, that squat, it's not even like easy to hold that squat. No, it's not. You got like 30 seconds before you're kind of like, oh, my God, I got stand up. I got strong knees. I almost fell over into my own shit, though. I had vans on at the time. The whole side of my vans is just pure diarrhea spackle on the side of it. Somehow, from hitting this crazy shitting motion that I've never had to hit before in my entire life,

the fucking shit is blasting out sideways it's hitting it and then bouncing out and here I am a privileged American who's never shit in any way I've never had to shit with my legs fully engaged that's what I blame is I'm in the squat position so my legs are fully activated my assholes twisted at an angle that's never been twisted in before and so the shit is coming out like a fucking sprinkler

on the fucking ceiling like it's just blasting out sideways and he got a little I'm in China I wear size 13. You know how many people wear size 13 in China? It's me and Yao Ming. And that's it. Yal Ming probably works like a 16. It probably doesn't spend a ton of time in China.

I don't know. But either way, I fucked up my vans. I didn't even try to clean. I think I had another pair of shoes and there was only a couple days left on the trip. You should have threw them in the hole. I think I threw them away

and fucking just figured I'm going to wear my other pair of shoes this whole time. Have you ever shit and threw up at the same time? It's the worst fucking killing. Usually when I had fucking food poisoning, I would be like, shitting my head. And holding the trash can.

It's the worst feeling ever. It's awesome my asshole screaming. No, I don't wait. I don't wait for the trash can. You just do it all over the house? He's walking around the house like God's going to get his shit and everywhere. Bro, I'll tell you a little. Wait, let me tell you a bearer's a story, though.

I like how you know me getting shit all over my shoes doesn't even make an impression on you. I mean, I told you I pooped in my shit. You are from Compton. Okay, keep going. Remember I told you about the poop shoe before? No, I don't. I was that on my show. Who did what to your poop shoot?

That was on my show. Can I have a lighter? We're not going back to this old story. And an ashtrek. Oh, my. I was drunk. Can we get a napkin for that as well? Bro.

One of my last encounters with alcohol, bro, I was trying shrooms. Like, it was like the most... Oh, no, that sounds like a terrible mixture. I was in Arizona, right? And I was fucking drinking like crazy like I usually do. And I'm eating.

And I take some shrooms. And this girl is like, sitting on me and like the pressure, I don't know what the fuck with was. What's a shrew up? Or the fucking, I don't order alcohol. It's probably a mixture of both. But bro, I just like missed, missed her and projectile vomited just in front of everybody. That was becoming a theme for you at a certain point because you also were fucking

projectile vomiting out of the party. And nearly hitting Wal-A. A national treasure, an icon in hip-hop. You almost projectile vomited a while. lost so many hip-hop legends and we could have easily lost Waleh to your vomit. Can you imagine that? People wearing R-I-P-Wale shit? Oh, how he died?

Oh, Ad puked he puked on him. The toxic puke got into his eyeballs and he passed away at the scene of the crime. That's not going to be cool. Waleigh's not going to want that on a minute. What if you would have a third-degree burned him with your vomit? It would be a terrible ending to his career. Bro, that's terrible. Like you had so much acid build-up.

I assume that your puke has acidic qualities to it. Not no more. No, now it's good. bro i've been so healthy with this you should bring in a tupperware full of your that's one of your best smell on the next episode hey that's like um i don't know if you guys remember you guys i know what it is but i've never seen so the guy's like he's like a just crazy drunk and then like spoiler alert if you ain't seen it don't listen to me right now the last scene he's dead and they're trying to like uh cremate his body and he basically has so much

alcohol on his body over the years it causes an explosion really yeah it's funny wait it's funny That was funny. It sounds like he dies. We already died. Oh. And then his body explodes. And that's a joke on the show. Basically, he's so drunk all the time.

He has so much alcohol in his system that he's like super flammable. But why? Wow. You got alcohol. It's a show. It's a show. It's a funny show. So it's not supposed to actually make sense.

I'm assuming that can actually happen. No. It's a joke. It was a joke. Damn, you got to fuck it up. I'm just trying. I don't know what kind of show it is. I don't know what the,

The humor is like... It's just a show, Adam. It's not real. It's not a show. His name is Frank Gallagher. Really? Well, thanks for fucking spoiling the series finale. What the fuck? I did it.

Why would you do that? I just thought about it. I saw a thing where they're trying to pay somebody to watch every single episode of Grey's Anatomy. That's depressing. To note which doctors saved the most patients? I guess there's like an argument over on the show. It's not a real show.

It's a fucking scripted show, but they want to come out with some statistics about who saved them, because it's about a hospital, who saved the most patients. We know what Graz Anatomy is. Lena has literally, I did not know until like a week ago.

Lena has watched nine seasons of this show in the last two weeks. That's crazy. It's fucking weird. Like I think she might really have something wrong with her. And I almost want to have a conversation with her about it because the last time, like she was watching so much of this true crime podcast.

that I said to her, I'm like, do you maybe think that this is like a bad thing for your mental health, that you've listened to this many stories about people being murdered in their homes? Somebody I know watches the ID channel all fucking day. And shit like snapped. Basically murders and stuff all day.

Yeah. It's basically the exact same thing. Yeah. And they watch it all day. Should I be concerned? Yes. Okay. You know what else you should be concerned about? What?

This exchange between DDG and Ruby Roots. Oh, my God. Did you see this? Yeah, that was funny. So I just want to get your perspective on it. She tweeted out, I love tall dudes. My next dude going to be tall.

He said my next nigger. Right. I say dude. I say dude. DDG, good friend of the show. He said, personal friend. Personal friend of the show.

Yeah. Basically like a cousin to me that I haven't talked to in a few years. He said, my next girl, don't have less than 60 bodies. Oh. Do you think that Ruby Rose has more than 60 bodies? 100%.

but like, who cares? I don't think so. I think she's out here collecting high-quality bodies. I don't know that she would necessarily be the type of chick that's going to be fucking a new dude every month. But even if you do got 60 bodies and you wiped her anyway, then that's stupid. But also, why?

You think 60's that bad that you shouldn't wipe her up? No, I'm saying that if you accepted her and you know she has 60 bodies and you join the relationship with her. Yeah, you sound lame. That's fucked up to talk down on her afterwards if y'all breakover or something like that. Because, you know, I had a homie too, bro, and I told him he was lame for this shit. Yeah.

He was in love with this girl. They broke up, whatever, and then he, like, posted her naked, her nudes on the internet. And I was like, that's revenge point, my boy. That's revenge point. This is before they had revenge point. But I told him, I said, bro, you lame as fuck for that shit, bro, because I'm like, nigga, you fucking, you love this girl. You wiped her up.

And just because you guys not together no more, that's weird. And what's a nude supposed to expose? Like, oh, look, she's been naked in her life or she, you know, like, you're posted a photo of her sucking your dick. It's like, well, we're supposed to look down on her because she's suck the dick of a guy she was dating. Yeah, bro. I mean, that's not like embarrassing. It's embarrassing to you that you thought that that wasn't exposed.

Exactly. If anything. That's crazy. You know, you can't, you can't really, you can't really do that and then get back with her and stuff. That's why you shouldn't take stuff to the internet. All right. All right is Ruby Rose. How many? She's like, what's your count? Me? Yeah. Many hundreds. Let's just leave it at that. Do you know like a definite number? No, but I probably, I stopped counting. Give me a range. I mean, 300 or 400-ish.

Okay. What do we? by you. I don't know. Rudy Rose is 23. She's 23, right? I personally know rappers who were fucking her when she was 16. I'm not proud of that.

I just happen to know that. Nigel. Yeah, that was, you know. Nigel! If I like the guy that I wouldn't be saying, your detective, I don't know. N dund dun dun dun. I told this story on the podcast before

about how there was a rapper. who I was cool with and he came to my house he had a girl with him. She was she looked cute whatever didn't even think twice about it then I see her in the fucking Migo's video and then somebody says oh she's 17 and I'm thinking she wasn't 17 in that Migo's video

yes she was oh my god in the bad and bougie video she's just sitting at a booth in a restaurant in the bad and boozy video yes she's enraged in that video when of that song come out forever ago 20 17 and that was like five years ago 2017 2018? Do the math.

Maybe she was freshly 18. Either way. That made me realize, oh, fuck. Somebody had her kicking in my house for like 20 minutes and she was under age other than the time. Whatever. None of my business. All I'm saying was she portraying that she was younger or older, though.

Because girls will do that. She's probably just leaving it in the ether. Like, oh, let's not talk about it. I mean, to be fair, the dude that I'm talking about was probably like 20 or 21 at the time. So it's not like he's a 40-year-old dude kicking him with her either, you know? It's still kind of unacceptable. Still suss. Yes, I completely agree.

Especially in this day and age right now, you could definitely catch a judgment call from Twitter for that. But you're definitely going to be on apps with that. All I'm saying is that she's probably been active for six, seven years, at least, sexually. I mean, if she had managed to fit in 10 sex partners per year, let's say eight, I mean, you're really judging a girl for that? Who the fuck cares? I don't.

To me, like, that doesn't really, you know, like the average girl. you think the average girls knocking down like six, seven, eight sex partners in a year? I wouldn't really consider that that crazy. I don't, I mean, if they're single, then maybe, but if they, no, I don't, I don't see them doing six a year unless they just really on the scene. I don't think that that's that. Because some can do six in the month. It depends on the girl. I was just going to say that.

I'm like, it don't. It depends on the girl because, I mean, listen, we all know girls, though probably go on vacation and fuck three dudes over the course of the weekend. Yeah. I know girls who do fucking OnlyFans content type of shit. Who? We're talking about easily fucking 10 guys in a month. It could be regular girls that do that, you know? It's like, you got to think about it.

If you go out. If you're on Tinder, you're probably fucking like that. You go out. You go on Tinder. Their whole social life is they go to clubs, they go to parties, they get drunk, and they randomly hook up with whoever. I mean, those girls might not even remember how many bodies they're taken down, but it could be a shit.

And I'm not saying that rubies like that either way. All I'm saying is if a girl got 60 bodies, I mean, who the fuck cares? This just doesn't really mean anything to me. No, you know, it's funny. Remember NAV said some shit like that? Like, fuck, what do he say? How many bodies nav got? No, NAV said like.

Can anyone find out? DM up for me. Yo, yo, yo, Josh. Can you, can you Google this NAV lyric? It's like, I think it's nav. Nah. Google NAV 20 bodies. some shit like that.

He said something like, if she got more than 20 bodies, I can't fuck with her. What rapper do I listen to who said she got 40 bodies and you still ate her out? I can't remember. My nigga,

Lil Wayne said, I wouldn't care. She was a prostitute and hit every man that she ever knew. That's some Justin LaBoy's shit right there. That's like the theme. Think so?

I mean, Justin's shit goes back and floor. Control F and then search bodies if you want to find it. Wow, that's all. Learn something new. the position of celestial bodies type in type in nav 20 bodies lyrics the last time we google we found out what didlers were oh yeah didler on the roof okay never mind just whatever it was on turks control that bodies i don't think

it was on turks drowning pool bodies no that's okay but anyway nav says some shit like that like he was like i like that you had to reference nav lyrics to get this point across like he's the fucking Bible or something. He is. He's the Messiah. The Bible of getting ass. He's the Messiah of life. 20 bodies ain't bad.

If I was thinking about wife and a girl up, I'll probably like DMNAV, like a picture of her in like a brief bio. I'd be like, Lord Nav. Do I have permissions to lock us one down? That might not be a bad idea. Have you or belly hit this?

What is your limit house phone? How many bodies does she have? Honestly, like, I'm the type of nigger bro. Like, I used to be a thought. So I can't judge no woman off some shit like that. How many bodies you guys? You got like 100? I mean, probably like closer to like two.

Ooh, nice. But like, not as many as you. I judge you because you don't do porn. Yeah, not as many as you. But think about how many more years I've had, I've literally had like a decade extra. Now, granted, I was not getting a whole lot of pussy off MySpace with like 40 bucks in my bank account back in 2004.

I mean, I'm up there, but I want to say that I'm necessarily like trying to flex that or nothing because like now looking back on it, now looking back on it, I feel like. I could have not hit it. a lot of those. That's what I'm saying. My life would be at least a little bit better. That's what I'm saying.

I gave away a little part of my spirit, my soul of them bitches. Bro. It was like 400 pounds. And that's some shit you don't realize. That's some shit you don't realize until you get older and you start valuing yourself and value in time. I agree. And you start realizing that, you know what?

Like, just me even engaging with some of these bitches was just like a waste of my energy. Some of the, some of the bitches that I smacked, I was like, today they couldn't touch me with a stick. They couldn't take my garbage out. No. They couldn't look at me walking on the street. I would knock her out. This fucking sicko over here.

Fucking sicko. But one thing, whenever dudes are talking about like, oh, she too big, like, I could never fuck with a girl that fat, whatever. I know that I have gone more morbidly obese than anybody. I don't think so. Yes. I could show you one that one. I would love to see it. And I hope my memory doesn't.

betray me, but I'm saying, bro, in the early 2000s, there was one girl that me and my roommates all ran a train on. Saying Jabba the Hut is putting it lightly.

And I was thinking at my head. Bro, I'm saying Jabba the Hut did not have nothing on this bitch. Bro, listen. Y'all ever tell you

that story about when I was... She was that big? Huge. My homie found her on Craigslist. Shut the fuck up. So y'all got

Java the Hut from Craigslist. How much was she? Three. So she was on the free section And she looked like the kind of product That you would get for free You know when you see somebody with a bunch of stuff In the front of their yard

And there's a sign that just says free Like you can take it You got a truck you can just take it Wait what? How was it experience though? Was it like extra squishy? Yeah That big pussy man

No her vagina was loose for sure But the one thing I recall about it Is that so like Basically was she big enough For all you guys afterwards And just lay on her like a fucking We didn't have cuddle afterwards. I don't know what you think it's going down.

Three roommates, right? Three roommates doing credit card fraud together. So is four of y'all together? No, there's three roommates. And then, so it's me, the black dude, and a Chinese guy. Oh, racially ambiguous. Sounds like a sitcom to me. It was pretty funny.

The black dude is the one who went on Craigslist and found a girl who was trying to get fucked. And he said to her, like, he'd down to fuck my roommates too. And she basically made him think that, you know, she was open to it. No, I was the one of smoke here. So then he brings her over. he leaves me in the room with her and goes to take a shower, which is like so awkward.

Because this is like some bungee jumping shit. Like, are we going to actually do this? Because this is, part of my mind is like, I'm not doing it. Did he wear a condom? I'm going to back out. Yes, we all were cars. I don't know about that. I don't know if I believe y'all.

I did. This is before I fell in love with unprotected sex. And so he leaves me in the room to talk. She actually said, she said, I only have two rules. No animals and no. kids. I'm like, I would have been out of there after that. Did you really

think that there was a chance that we were going to bust out a two-year-old or a fucking or a dog or like, do you really? You don't know? You thought there was a chance that that's what it was going to happen here? Post your pussy for free old crackily. Yeah, you never know what kind of characters are going to be replying to that. He came back in the

room. We need to find her for Patreon. He starts fucking her. I'm in like five, I'm in like five poker tournaments at this time, right? So you got the laptop here. walk over, I get hit from him over like 20 seconds and I go over and click fold a bunch of times. They're like, oh, I'm raising these aces. How was the head? Like, I mean, whatever.

I don't know. It's like 20 years ago, bro. I don't know. 20 years ago. I mean, I'm 37 now. I was like 21 of the time. So whatever. But like, and then, uh, yeah, once me and the other guy had finished, I went, I said to

I'm like, you finished off the head? I go, you down to fuck my roommate too? She goes, yeah, sure. I went and knocked on his door. I'm like, you finished off the head. No, no, I fucked her too. I go over and I ask my, my, my room. roommate i'm like yo you're trying to fuck this girl we just fuck he's like hell yeah

and he pulled up and he did it too i'm not really that guy no man this is some weird that shit i don't know what the fuck i was thinking i would never do this shit now he was the myth no it was the fact that we were just young and we really were having not a great time getting pussy so you know maybe maybe you got to find an obese woman on craigslist and get it in it's not like i wanted to be doing this it was like it was just like scarce resources bro. They want to get his rocks off real quick.

And listen, to anyone who's listening to this and they're thinking like, man, my girlfriend is a big BBW and what Adam is saying

is offensive. No, your girl is not as big as what I'm talking about. This was some fucked up shit. There was a miracle that she was living. Is she alive now?

There's no chance. Unless she dramatically changed things in her life, rest of peace oh my god i'm saying i mean once you go to free for craigslist man your life is damn they're over

yeah once you let him adam 22 and his Asian and his black homie run a train on you while he's playing poker I'm probably hey this is my only thing I remember what if she remembers him

and she's still alive now she's like wow I fucked him back in the day because I fucked multiple girls with this Chinese dude why were you in the Chinese homie just like dipping your egg rolls what was we doing with the black guy him too

me and him got it in with all kinds of girls as well why are y'all just running this many trains the types of big women we were attracting we're the low level types of girls that were just like yeah sure

have him and him fuck me too I don't care you know like it was like really like bad low quality women that we were attracting at this point in our life but I have one memory so the Chinese dude didn't

this is like when Myspace first came out right he didn't have a Myspace so we made a Myspace He told the story before, too. I don't remember this one. He told a story before, too. We made a, I didn't really do it.

The other room, the black dude made the MISP for him. But then he started DM in all kinds of random girls as pretending to be the Chinese dude just hitting on them. Wait, wait. Was he like the hop? Was he the hot one reason? He wiped up somebody that he really didn't talk to, something like that? No. So the Chinese guy, he's pretending to be him.

And then at one point, one of the girls really wants to kick him. and so he has to tell him like, yo, I got to admit, I made a fake my space of you. I've been hitting up all these girls, but one of them wants to actually kick in and she looks pretty good. So she comes through to the crib, and she ends up fucking him and the black guy together. Fire.

Because, you know, it's the guy he's pretending to be, and then the guy who's actually messaging her. She's down. She's getting fucked by both of them. I come home from some other girls' house, and they're hooking up with her together, and he's like, bro, you're in, get in there. I hadn't even said a word to it.

I haven't even met her. all of a sudden I'm balls deep and I'm looking at the Asian dude's dick and it's like shorter than his pubes he's got like a two inch dick Oh my God I didn't even know dicks existed this small bro This is wait was this this was your homie

Or this was like just your random roommate I mean You know realistically after we stopped living together We never spoke again But uh Because y'all didn't did some fucking crazy ass shit Yeah but we were doing credit card Fraud together so it's like you know

We were tight like we were part of a criminal unit together so you know we were just running around New York getting it in it's fun the only homie that I ever fucked the girl with it was random as fuck we we met this bitch I met this bitch I met this bitch a cha cha from Australia got a got a double team a girl from chacha before you die no literally the chacha lounge what is that you got exactly you got to go at least once yeah you got to go at least once it's the most hipster bar you'll ever see in your life and if you walked in there everybody'd be like what yeah it would be very weird so look so it was her a vintage t-shirt maybe you'd blend in.

Look, look. It was Shorty's last day in America. She was going back to Australia the next day. She had kicked out of the country. She had a whole boyfriend of like seven years and all that's other shit. We go back to the homegirls crib, right? We're all kicking it. Like, it's like a big-ass group of us.

For some reason, everyone left to like go get whippets or something stupid like that. But like they all left. It was like nine people. They all left. And me, me, the girl and the homie stayed. I start sucking her titty in the living room I'm sucking on her titty in the living room right and then she pulls out the other one

and she looks over at the homie she was like oh you know I have another one here and then he started sucking on the titty Are you saying she was morbidly obese? She wasn't morbidly obese She was a little thick though Like a little on the heavier side of dick But like you know I'm not discriminating I was down

But um gotta suck a titty with the homie Yeah no no we we But would you switch titties No she started That's gay because then you're like sucking up his spit, right? Yeah, she started, she started sucking him up. I fucked her from the back. And then I fucked her again in the bathroom.

And then I went with her back to the Airbnb and fucked her again solo. But it was just weird that it was just like the hummy that like I kind of like kick it with still a little bit. But like not really. But it was just like every time I see him now, he's like, oh, yeah, we fucked that girl. And I'm just like, all right, bro. I wasn't even really down. It's super weird when you end up fucking a chick with a dude that you don't really know that well. Like I know him.

but like, you know, like, it's the homie, but it's not like, I don't, we don't talk like that. There used to be this girl that would come to our apartment back in the day and just like get fucked by the whole crew. Like, she didn't give a shit. She would go between the rooms and just fuck everybody. DoorDash. There's like three or four different roommates all living together and she would travel the circuit and let everybody hit.

Like she was insatiable. She loved dick. She was, she lived in the OC. She would drive up. I think you told us to do this. And at one point, I'm at a hardcore show, right? I see a dude. I ain't seen him in like 10 years, 15 years.

Like I'm broing down with him like, bro, like how the fuck you doing? Like this crazy. I can't believe it. That girl's at the show. And she walks up and just starts talking to me, whatever. I tell him, I'm like, bro, this is the home girl, but she loves getting fucked by the squad. He's like, oh, that sounds like my type of shit. He's like, oh, that sounds great.

He's like, you should let me fuck. She's like, I'm down, honestly. Me and him literally go with her hopping at Uber. drive back to my house because he's only like a mile away he face fucks the shit out he he didn't want to fuck her or whatever and then i go in and i fucking get get some top two and then we all hop back in the uber and go back to the show we're only gone for like 45 minutes bro the worst i've seen is but i didn't know him that well so it's kind of i ain't kicked them about 15 years and all of a sudden we're getting head from this bitch together that's

that's funny that's why i had in a relationship bro my life was getting out of control bro the worst i've seen it was like a line of 11 guys and i was top no to fuck and i was disgusted That's some Kazumi shit. This girl, this girl did that to, it wasn't 11 of us. It was maybe like seven of us when we were in like 10th, 11 grade. Wow. And she was a senior. Low key, I'm going to be honest with you.

I lost my virginity to that girl. 10 or 11, with 10 or 11 dudes? No, no. She gave us all ahead in the homie's garage. But the first time I ever had sex with her was like a couple weeks after that. Wow. And that was a, that was I lost my virginity. How did you encounter this 11 guy gang bang?

So look, it's funny. It's funny why you say this. So this happened in the neighborhood, bro. And I think this was my little brother's first time getting some ass. You feel me? Because everybody kept clowning his stroke, and they videotaped the whole fucking thing, bro. When you're on Pornhub, they do that to you, too, I've learned. What at all?

Talk about your stroke and shit. They critique your stroke in the comments. Man, my little brother did some. And at this point, he's probably like 16 years old or something. You're on some boosy shit. I didn't do that. I didn't do that. For the record, I didn't facilitate.

Did you facilitate? I did not facilitate this and I was not there. He's a predator. I seen the video afterwards. Yeah. That's right. You were just saying you were there. So you've seen child porn.

Huh? So you seen child porn? So what were you doing with this child porn? Is it still in your phone? All right. Yeah. Here we go. So my homie showed me the video of my little brother's stroke and it was like the joke

around the neighborhood for the longest. And he was just so pissed off about that shit. He's about to be pissed off you bringing it up. That's any of the hood is probably so normal. The video of the girls is out here like this. Like, legs is fucking open and everybody is taking. taking their fucking turn and walking away and somebody else on the line comes and she's just taking it you didn't get in there I wasn't there oh I thought you were there no my bad how did we get into what's better than a nice gang bang section at the end of the podcast just let everybody know about all the foul shit we've done in our lives I know you could talk to a muse and download this happen so we delivered for your next gang bang amuse does not actually provide game banks to buy unless you just really want to get high at the game

bang for real yeah go to craigslist find adam's old friend well it's crazy she find adam's roommate she worked at like a law office i remember her telling me that and i remember just thinking like somebody employs you like like you just going to work she's that bad that she can't go to work i mean honestly like the way she said no dogs and no kids i was like maybe it was a joke out of you're right yeah you're right maybe i took it the wrong no no but you got to think about it like this, bro. She is offering

her vagina on Craigslist for free. So in her head, she don't know what the fuck she could be walking into. Yeah. So she got to make that clear. I mean, thank this is the thing is like if I wanted to make her fuck the dog,

the kind of guy who's going to let a dog fuck a girl is not the kind of guy that's going to say no. It's not the kind of guy who's just going to be like, oh, all right, we'll hold off on the dog fucking. You know, like, She has no power to stop the dog fucking at that point. Yeah, she does. She can say no, but I'm just saying that the kind of guy who wants you to fuck a dog

might not take no for an answer. That's why this is such a bad idea. Yo, I don't know where you going with this. I don't know where I'm going. I don't like this. I know exactly where you go with this. I'm just saying, bro, the types of dudes who want you to fuck a dog are special dudes. I think you should not have sex with animals or children.

Yeah. And that's it. Oh, I think that's one thing that this podcast can agree on you. Yes. Don't fuck the dog. And don't wear oaks. As a man, a lot of the people who listen to my monologues right here that they also have to look at your foot.

Man, I'm high as shit. Yeah, that's why we have to wait until the last hour and a half of the podcast is smug. I'm scared of your new balance now because the last one had shit on it. Yeah. Diary of shit. These are like hate breed new balances. If they had hate breed signature new balances, I'm coping. Instacop.

Like those are like the anal-cunt mosh pit version. They had anal-cunt newbalances, Instacop. I want the one where G.G. Allen is like shooting up and his dick is out. The New Balance G.G. Allen collab app? Instacop. It's a shirt, right? I don't know. Anyway, all I want to say is that this morning, this is what I woke up to.

So normally I wake up in the morning and my girl goes and gets the baby from the crib room. She brings her in. Damn, y'all, sleep with the baby in the room? No, not anymore. She's eight months. We kicked her out. She got her own room. And so business must go on.

Fucking dead. Parker, I'm sorry, but mom and dad, I got a pipe. Anyway, so normally... You can't just pipe by the kid to sleep? I don't know. I don't have a kid. I don't know. I mean, you could, but it's just not great for the bars, you know?

Yeah. You've got to be quiet. So normally the baby just sort of like thrashes around and jumps between us on the bed and tries to wake us up. And, you know, realistically, we're, like, not really sleeping. We're, like, half sleeping for, like, the first half hour, hour of the kids awake. but today I wake up as my girl saying,

oh my God, this shit all over the bed. Was it you a Parker? It was neither. It was Tony the cat. Hi, Tony. You knew that one? Oh, and Tony?

Yeah, there you go. Hey, Tony. You see why the soundboard is so amazing? Yeah, but I got to rely on this fucking slow-witted Russian. The niggins said, br-br-mer.

He said, Hit it again. Hey, Tony. He said bruh. Oh, hey Tony. That's right. Let me get a bagel no. So Tony the cat is taking a shit and somehow leaves a big ass quantity of diarrhea all over his ass.

And then he hops onto the bed and somehow just smashing his filthy asshole into the bed. There's a big old poop stain right there. Did you roll in it? No. I watched the baby while my girl went and got the cleaning supplies to spray on it and I assume that they have now washed the sheets. Tony is no longer a cool cat. Not a cool cat, bro.

Did you give him Popeyes? I did not give him the broke. Special. People get a kick out of you doing it. They were like, why don't you let AD read the N-word parts? Could that be even weirder if I had to. The broke, special. Just let him read the whole.

You just read the one where somebody trying to get in my house. Hold on. Read the whole quote. Uh-oh. I'm my little brother. Yeah? He's ready for the gag bag back? No, the brother I'm talking about

that he's in prison right now. Oh, that one. How long until he gets out? Hopefully soon, but he's been there eight years. Bro, it's going to be like a movie when he gets, do we got to give him an interview? Oh, we definitely have to. Oh, we got to have him on the show.

Yeah. Bro. Wait, you got to employ him too, like you employ mother brother that guy out of prison. This is slowly becoming an extortion racket. A bunch of no-show jobs. My brother, my brother gets out of prison out of employees on the next one comes you hear about the way AD said that you got employ him

if you don't I'm gonna burn this place down no all lies on ski that song is so hard he's out here just doing things yeah he's really changed kiki's life man yeah yeah that's true he's really taking opportunity and running with it I fuck with it he's a YouTuber he's a rapper he's a rapper he's a rapper he's hosting big skis tv parties and shows he was already rapping though yeah but he's rapping rapping now big ski TV yeah I'm gonna drop some new shit now finally i've been sitting on it for too long i just turned my fucking album in

too the first of many does it have the pokemon go song on it no that's on the that's on the one afterwards that's on a deluxe now that's on the second one coming you got to wait for the deluxe adam 22 might go the porn route those are the book that's the bar at of 22 and i got tony cat smearing up the poo bars josh on the boards he a jew josh isn't on the boards Yuri, who? Yuri on the board. Is he a Russian Jew? Well, he is.

Allegedly. My bitch said, why are you so shite? Because I'm poo. That was a good one. What was my freestyle? I've seen it at enough times with Karen. She's titty's working on the Patreon. He's like, I'm sorry, no jumper.

Purple and purple. No, no. No, no, no, no, no, I said, this is my bar. I said, uh, fuck. I said something like, oh, she about the titty's work. I can't believe this is what I do for work. Wow. I might go home and jerk.

No, that's how I got a purple nerple. And the 80s started laughing so hard I couldn't keep rapping. He had to clean out the couch because of the squirt. And the cat poop. Seamag ate the rice. It's a dessert. Oh. I like that part of the beef between Jap 5 and Simac is centered around the cat.

What? Because. Why, which cat? Because Jap dissed his cat. Oh, my God. At one point, like on Instagram Live, he said, But, you know, what kind of gangster, like, is having a cat and looking at the cat, all the, you know, because, like, C-Mack has, like, the way I am with Tony where I'm, like, overly, like, in love

with Tony, but C-Mack don't have a baby. I was really in love with my cat before I had baby. Now, the cat's whatever. He's cool, but, you know. I hate cats. Once you have a baby, it's like, you experience it. Fuck, y'all. He has, like, you have a different kind of love once you, like, have a baby.

And you look at your cat love a little differently. C-Mack don't have a baby, so he's, like, really in love with his cat. How do you know what he does? How do you know the status? as if his parental The way he ate ass and pussy on this show He might have a baby This motherfucker probably got a baby, bro,

because he looked like he knew what he was doing I feel like I know him so much better Now that he ate ass and pussy While basically looking at me Did he like We'll show you after the show I think he might have made it Yeah, I kind of have to see this.

No, but I've only seen the podcast angle The vlog angle I've seen the Boston Nova angle Oh my God Hey hey shh But anyway He wasn't bossing over the phone No he doesn't care

All I'm saying No he doesn't care Shout out my boy, boss. Yuri left with the quickness. He grabbed his lunch, pal, he was out of here. Hey, I'm not trying to be around for that. I like that most of the guys, the patient, they're out of here. I heard, I heard Yuri has never been here for any of them.

He hasn't. I think. No, no, he was never here. No, but he, like, he sat in the other room and stared at the corner. He was like, the other homie was here, too. He stayed in the room. Who, our boy? The other boy.

I can't relate. I would be watching no matter what. I would tell my girl that didn't watch, but I would watch. I mean, it's not like your partaking. Yeah. Just observing. Honestly, didn't even know that y'all were doing the one with the Blackout Girls because I was in there for like a long-ass time and I just so happened to see two blonde heads I'm walking here.

Hey, Deezy, hey, get a lap dance. Blackout Girls episode available for the $25 a month tier on the Patreon. All the other stuff is available for the $5 a month tier. We're trying to cook up a great episode for the $25 month tier. I think it might be. I'm going to do episode with Kendis Sunderland, Carmen, Carmen. Carmen Caliente, sorry. There's so many carmas and porn.

And then Lena, and we're going to all do an episode for the Patreon together. And then I think that we're going to hook up and then put that on the OnlyFans. I would love to see Kendra Sutterland's boobs. I have been here before. She was on an edible. That was a long time ago. She was kind of out of it. Y'all, like, lived in the same building or some shit.

I didn't realize until afterwards that, like, oh, damn, she's high as fuck. I mean, I was high as fuck, too, but. Yeah. Edible sex sounds terrible. Well, if you do edibles every day like me, it's not that big a deal. Now, it's been like being really smacked off of edible. That sounds like I wouldn't even know how to. People like me and Kendra.

We eat edibles every day. I wouldn't even, I would be like, boobs. Booboos. Titties. Tattas. Smack us. So talk about your fucking mushroom trip. Oh, bro.

That shit was fucking crap. This niggas in the eat. Why he said? Eahuasca. He had ayahuasca. Yeah, you're not ayahuasca. So I was like, since I ain't been drinking, I was like, let me try to find a healthier substitute. You know what I'm saying?

Why are we only down to 4,000 viewers? What happened? That's probably all it's been. No, it was at 6,000 before. Anyway, I know that's completely irrelevant. Oh, it just changed back to 6,000. Fuck you, too. Hey, shout out to the homies, big chief in them, right?

They got this company, bro. I should have knew it ahead of time. The package was too fucking. good, bro. This wasn't like no regular grab-your-bag mushrooms and shit. It was some chocolates and they were fucking crazy. So we go to this club called Penn House and it's me and the homies, bro. You decided to take some shrimp chocolate before.

TFTI, thanks for the invite. You don't go nowhere. I'm trying to go somewhere. Yeah, let's go. And now we're buddies and not drinking besides an occasional white-law. Uncle Adam, you're not going to where, man. All I'm saying, I need to do that. I'm going to invite you somewhere.

I'm going to see if you're going to go. But anyways, so mind you, I'm in the fucking, I'm in the club and I take three squares of one. Everybody else took four. Bro, I've been having health issues, but I've been getting fucking better. While I'm in there, bro, I'm thinking,

I'm like, am I having a fucking heart attack? Or am I about to have a fucking heart attack? Really? I'm, bro, because it hit me so hard that I couldn't, like, feel my body, bro. So I'm sitting there like this. I'm like, I ain't trying to freak nobody out and I'm in the club and look dumb.

But then I look over at my homeboy. He's like this. So that you feel it. So that count. Describe it. Describe you being on the couch and like what was going through your brain? What was it like? Because being on mushrooms is fucking crazy.

I want to hear this from your perspective. No. So I'm like this. I feel. So my subconscious, my dad had a heart attack. So my subconscious, he always told me that, you know, your left arm will feel weird and stuff like that. So the mushroom made my left arm feel weird and my right arm feel weird. So I'm like.

So I'm like, wait a minute. Am I high right now or am I just fucked up? And then I look at the homie and he's like this, he's just breathing crazy. I'm like, all right, it ain't just me. I look at my other homeboy. He's just eating ice. So I'm like, okay, maybe I should eat some ice. I try to eat the ice.

I can't chew the ice. So I said, all right. You got to suck on the palms. Maybe I'm actually dying. You feel me? And the whole day I had like talked to my, I talked to my baby mama had like a good conversation with her, like got on good terms of her. I talked to my dad about shit I didn't ever talk to

And I'm just going through all these things I'm like today has been a very positive day It would be a shame if you died at the end of the end of this Like is this why the positive day was there Like I didn't need closure with everybody So that's going through my head That's happening before I had a thought like that

So I'm like damn So then I had text somebody else some shit How I was feeling out I thought I was just fucking out of here You feel me I like that you didn't think to text me Adam I think I might die in this club Fuck no. So you can talk about me on Tuesday if I live?

Yeah. You're like the last person I would text. I would just use that for some cloud. Like, oh, I was the last person. He texted. And bro, bro, I was so out of it. And all my homies were out of it. We're just sitting there like this. And then a certain song come on.

And we jump up. Yeah. And we're part. I don't know what it was. We were partying. And then I was like, all right. I told one of the homies. I'm like, hey, walk me to the bathroom.

Walk me to the bathroom. Bro, I'm walking to the bathroom. He's like a girl. You got to go to the bathroom. My nigga. As I'm peeing, I'm like, I feel good, but I couldn't feel to pee like that. I'm like, yeah, my body's shutting down. And then I googling like the my feelings that I had and I look at my homie again and he's

fuck up even more and he's telling me. And I start asking, I'm like, hey, you're feeling in your whole body and shit, right? He's like, hell yeah, you're feeling your whole body. Now I'm like, okay, then I think in my head, if I was having a real medical emergency, I would have checked out by now. It was been about an hour now. Yeah. And I just let the trip keep going.

You got to just ride the trip. It was fucking good. Yeah, once you realize that... Ended in my night, ended it very well. You are now in a theater, and you're just watching this play out. How did it end well? Tell us more. It just ended well.

There's no doubt. Really? Yeah. To me, that means something sexual. That too. Ooh. That is a Willie web. That too.

Once you realize that you've just signed up for a show in your brain and that, like, this is a movie, you. This is something that you're, witnessing that you're experiencing but you're going to be all right that's why I don't think it's good to do mushrooms or acid in like a club yeah no but then bro you can feel every vibration of the

speaker too oh god no no no but the last time I did shrooms I was in fucking uh Indiana uh with this fucking random ass girl from Instagram who picked me up when I was out there doing a feature you would just let a girl drive you to Indiana no drive me

to I flew there to do a feature and then she picked me up from the airport But I end up like staying with her and meet her, her homegirl did shrooms and we're like watching these weird ass movies. And I was just like, it was just weird. I went to the bathroom and I looked at myself and I had blue hair. And I was just like, no, I know my hair is actually dyed blue. And like I was just like, what the fuck am I on? Like, nigga, you're in Indiana right now.

And I'm just thinking like, what if somebody's like, what if her baby daddy or some shit come kick down the door? Like, we was in the hood for show. Like, you feel me? And then Were you in Gary? No, but I was very close. Then him and Camgirl Start arguing in the group chat

And then he's just like I don't think you should work with us anymore And I'm on Shroom's like wait no Wait, what do you guys do it? Bro. Getting really personal here about Sorry Sorry, sorry I'm just saying

I was on shrooms And I was just like what the fuck Was I in that group teams too? Nah, it was just us three Way before AD No It was just us three And they were like arguing

You're just like exposing our Joe Joe Budden and Rory moments. I didn't mean I was on shrooms, bro. No, it's cool. I mean, I'm sorry. We actually had like a very mutual conversation about that after the initial argument. I'm just saying I was on shrooms and I was like, oh, these guys are like being dramatic. You know what's funny is I am very proud of when I was looking at the photos of her hard performing in front of all those people. I was like really proud of her.

But then I was also thinking about how different EDM festival, probably. probably is than a rap show. Yeah, way different. Because if you're at a rap show, like nobody wants to see an artist that they don't already know about performing. True. But you can kind of like go see a DJ,

even if you don't, like obviously she had fans that were there to see her. But even if you. Yeah, even if you did. If you're just like there, why wouldn't you go watch this DJ? Because everybody's there for the music. Yeah.

And it's like... And it's not like you're going to see a rapper. It's not like they're playing their own songs mostly. So you kind of know you're going to hear something familiar, you know? It must be such a different vibe of that kind of thing. It's way too positive for me. I can never handle it.

But that's why I like the E.D. I wish I would have went. The DJs, bro, like make everything. They're like the artists playing other people shit. You know what I'm saying? For real, for real. And like they're on mixes. And I think she did play some of her own songs too.

Let me use the bathroom real quick. The only thing. Who is this on your lighter? Is that the dog girl? No, this is Nicole Desmond.com. This is one of the girls we just had the only fan. That's not the dog girl? Me and Duno.

I think Duno got her number. This literally looks like the dog girl. Thanks for telling them. Oh, no, it's a different girl. No, but you know what's so crazy? This girl came, give me that. I want to save that. This is a rare collectible.

I was going to take a picture. This girl brought her 16-year-old daughter with her to her no-jumper Patreon only fans. Dog girl? No. No. That girl in the other girl. Because, like, when she comes in, she's got two girls with her, and I just look at them real quick. And I just think of my head, like, that seems weird.

Like, I didn't even think the word young. I just saw it like, hmm, like something. doesn't seem right. And then I realized partway through that that was her daughter. So her daughter sat here. She didn't get naked or anything. But it was just straight to me that was kind of, but her daughter's like a huge no jumber fan and shit. Yeah.

And it was her friend. So there's like these two little girls that were like making me. What did you? What made me take a butt pitch back bag like that with our butts poked out? Where were you? What was the mom talking about? I mean, she's like only fans. She's like only fans girl.

She was talking about her only fans and shit. Oh, yeah. And friend of the kids? Yeah. I got a little pee, bro. He's like 16. That was weird. I'm like, wow, I can't believe your kid is in the audience over there.

I've seen an article basically about a boy was having suicidal thoughts because his mom was on only fans and the people like his peers were like sending videos and pictures and stuff like that. I don't know that that's going to be like a reality for a lot of kids going forward. Right, because think about if you were like a 14-year-old boy. Look at him. Look at John. Think about if you're a 14-year-old boy and you're in a group chat with your

homie. Somebody sends your mom. And your mom has an only fan. What are you going to do? You're going to spend $5 on the only fans. And then you're going to screenshot. And you're going to send it in. Like, I just remember being 14.

And like the level of bullying and being mean to each other and fucking with each other and fucking with each other that we've done. It was insane. Like, so this girl that we're talking about who was on the thing. She's like, what do you think about like, you know, your kid like getting made fun of for their parents doing porn or whatever. She's like, is that surprised you? I'm like, hell, no, it doesn't surprise. That's the most

obvious thing on earth. My kid is going to have to be tough as hell. I'm going to have to teach her mad comeback. So, like, when somebody says your mom has the only fans, your mom's poor. Your mom. Warrislegris. Fuck you, bitch. You know? I'm going to have to arm her

with all kinds of bars, you know? You would like, my uncle name is C. Mac the Loke. Yeah, my uncle C. Cmack, the Logue is going to shoot you in the fucking face if you say that again. My uncle, AD, is going to run you over in his car like he did a dog. No. No. That's what I'm going to say.

Okay. Yeah. Can I get a bagel? No. See? It's warranted. Anyway. So, I mean, yeah, it's like, of course your kid is, that's one thing. Of course your kid's going to get a hard time for it. You're just going to have to arm them enough to be tough. Maybe with an actual gun.

Hey, but if you think about it, like only fans and all this stuff going on and the no jumper. Patreon content. Patreon.com slash some jubber. It's getting so common now. I think by the time, like Parker, by the time Parker 16, bro, half the kids in the fucking school are going to be.

I don't even want to know how this world is going to be. I'm still going to be here, though. You're going to still be here? No, not here. You're going to move on? I know. I'm talking about it alive. Okay.

Yeah. The power of the tongue, I don't want to say not in this space still in 10 years. To me, that would be a sign of the things have not gone well. Not at all No but I mean Yeah It's like of course your kids

Is gonna get made fun of But here's the thing It's like If your kid has red hair They're gonna make fun of her So you're gonna have to fucking Make her tough for that shit too I'd be like tomato

The solution to bullying Is just making your kid Better at bullying than the other kid Not like wiping out bullying That's never gonna happen You gotta have the jokes to come back Hell yeah Like the fattest kids

They be having the best jokes Niggas Moulone Exactly Yeah Like the probably the girl you fucked she probably got the best jokes in the whole entire world. Hell yeah, she'll probably make you feel bad about yourself. Why?

Because she's good at this. I wouldn't bully her. Remember you on the Patreon? I think you have a great personality. I did say it? When you said that, I could not believe it. I'm not going to talk about the same anymore, but I was like, bro. What else you want me to say?

You can't have a girl half naked in front of you and say, I like your personality. Why not? He ain't going to say. Leave it alone. It was a thing. All right. I got a piss now too, so I guess we're done. We're done.

Watch my fucking show tomorrow, motherfuckers. Full podcasts are available again on Spotify. Spotify. Music title. Apple. All that shit. Well, you invited me as a guest last week and then told me not to come. Come tomorrow.

And then your guest didn't even come. That wasn't on me. That was on Josh. We're changing our whole flow up. Damn. Damn tomorrow. Come tomorrow. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, hold on.

I think I got something to do tomorrow. Let me make sure. Make sure. I'll make sure I'll let you know in a couple of hours. If not pull up. Go watch all my motherfucking interviews. Energy beats interview live. Sharp from Soft White Underbelly live.

I got to see that one. CMAG the Loke eating ass on the podcast coming next week on Monday. Karen on the Patreon. Titty twerking. Blammy packs are hidden. Blamy Packs coming soon A. D. Bboxing while Adam 22 raps about his

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