No Jumper - The No Jumper Show Ep. 107

Episode Date: August 11, 2021

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They call me Homer. I'm at Home Depot with a boner. I'm going to say something stupid. I ran out of some ink toner. I hate you. Who's doing the social promo for me? Nigel, we're live. Yeah.

Trevor. Thank you, Trev. Don't play Pokemon Go on my account. And if you do, don't waste my balls. Are you still a woman in Pokemon Go? Yes. I spoke. You think that's fucked up?

I was a black woman for a long time, too. A black woman? Yeah. I think that's very appropriate for you. Yeah. Yeah, I just want to see what it's like You identify as a black woman In Pokemon Go, yes

Okay Whatever Trevor Loki just goes Trades like some of your best Pokemon Over to his account really quick Walt during the podcast Can you do that? He will be fired Who will he trade it with?

Can you do that though? Technically you can trade Like you could switch everything To another account Not everything You could trade one Pokemon to another Pokemon Go trainer But you have to be like

Good friends in the game Which takes time to level up your account and then it costs a lot of star dust, which is like your in-game money. If you want to do that trade, so you could do it. And you can only be one trade per day. There's a lot of limits to like,

if you want to engage with that functionality. Could you accomplish that within two hours? What? Getting all those friend points to be able to trade. No, it takes like a month. Jesus Christ. What's the goal of continuing to play Pokemon Goal? I know.

Because you know, like Ash, like the original of the show, he wanted to be the Pokemon Master, and he lost for like 20 years and now he finally got it? 20 years. Why do you play Minecraft or whatever the fuck you play? I don't play anything. But why does someone play Minecraft? That's like, why do I play Kandama?

Sometimes I think about that. It's just like, you know, what is the point of me being able to flip it and perfectly land it? At the end of the day, it's like, what is the point? I go to you saying, no, because Fortnite is no end game of Fortnite and I was to play that shit like religiously. No, it's not. It's like you win the game, but you want to play the game again. Like, think about Zelda and comparison.

To a fortnight or Tetris or kandama or Pokemon Go where when you play Zelda You know that there's a set amount of time that you're gonna play it you're gonna get to the end of the game and then maybe if you're really crazy You'll go back and you'll fuck with more shit but for the most part you just play that and then you're done with someone like for you just you just practice Forever you get better and better and better it's a skill based thing it's like you build up your skill You know you just get a hell if you can do like zeld in shit like I ain't go back I mean You play that kind it's kind like going through a movie you know you mean like you play a show like Zelda because it's kind of like being able to play through a movie. You know what I mean?

Pokemon Go is a collector game for me. Some people like the battling aspect. They like to have the best Pokemon. They like to, you know, be able to take other people on, all that kind of stuff. For me, it's mostly about just collecting and just sort of enjoying the simple fun of just catching some Pokemon and maybe getting a shiny. That's true. What's the difference between getting a shiny and a regular?

Remember when Melvin put that guy? on the headlock? Yeah. That's what you want to do to me right now? Yeah. Over this. Right. Speaking of this,

what, is there any more African-American movies that you have indulged in? I know you didn't finish drumline. No, I took some time on.

I wanted to ask you, what did you think about that movie old? So he asked me a question and then you immediately Oh, sorry, sorry, sorry.

This is bad podcast here. And because you now have your own podcast, I'm going to be coaching you on bad podcast. Don't feel bad because he had to coach me or plenty times.

Oh, I remember. My advice for podcasting in general, and I love to just sort of muse on this topic, is... You take my notes out. When someone is, you got to slow it down. Each topic deserves time. Talk about that topic. Talk about it in depth.

So if you're talking about Yuri's ass, describe every last pore, every last hair, every ingrown hair. Jesus. Josh, I want to describe the smell. I want to, hey, Mr. Feeney for Adam when he does that. Hey, Mr. Feeney? Mm-hmm. You're Mr. Feeney when you do that. I don't even know where that's from.

Do we even have that? Caca! People who've never left a Friday screen don't know. Are my sign. How would I even begin to explain cacaa? Basically, it's a bird noise that we invented when we get too high on the stream because it will kind of wake everybody up.

It's like a battle cry. But I think it did start from us saying cucka? I think you started it, right? I think I started most of the dumb shit we do on Fridays. Yeah, because you get high and all of a sudden, like, you think the dumbest shit ever is funny. And it just somehow influences everybody else to just latch on to these weird, like, pasta gang. You just got... Pasta gang was lit.

You got high as fuck, and then you're eating pasta. Boom. You're talking about pasta gang for like two months. And I have a whole following of pasta gang member. They're still going strong to this day. They still are. Even though he does not care about it anymore. you guys are

you think those are your like hardcore fans those are the pasta gang they really are who do you think the meth hands are oh that I mean meth heads are bitches they haven't really latched on to that

fuck mefans they're bitches eager to run around being a like nobody wants to be a fucking no they come in my chat saying hashtag meth heads well that's because they're just sort of playing along

they don't look like going I never know what they're saying meth heads have beef with pasta gang they need to fight to the death this is like what you were born to do, huh? It's just divide people up, make them go to war. I was going to say, you divided

your own audience into pasta gang and Gumbi squad. Why not just keep one name? You wanted to join both of them. No, I was the leader of Gumbi squad, and I was kicked out for some reason by John. Stop. The people at home don't want to hear you make up the stupid shit. Are we ready for my ad?

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Hey, I ain't going to lie. I had like a little three-hour window. I went in the bathroom. I got butt-ass naked and I was... Did you really? I did that last three, too. I swear to God, my name. And it was with the Manscape rating that they gave

Nick your balls. You do not. You used a Manscape product for this task. For my nuts. And I used it. And I went from my nuts to my legs, to my chest. I did everything. That's how we had all that hair in the, in the bathroom? You'll probably be so fast if you were to swim right now. Oh, that's true. Aerodynamic. Really, we should lube you up and just have you run

across this. No, no, there you go. You always go too far. Or butter. Butter them up. Well, anyway, shout out to Manscapes, because you can get 20% off and free shipping with code no jumper at manscape.com. That's 20% off and free shipping with code no jumper. Make sure you get the ball toner. For a clean Trinity and beyond your space balls, well, thank you. I'm aware that they were trying to do some sort of out-of-space thing.

I might have messed some of it. But no, on Wednesday, so on Wednesday I went to the Hustler Casino and played on this live stream game, right? Buy in for like three grand, a bunch of other players. It was a good time. Why is that crazy? That's a lot of money. Oh, shut up.

And, no, it looks crazy as I went to Gardena. It's Gardena, Nick is not Gardina. Why not? No, no one. There's no eye. Nobody says Gardena. Really? Yes.

Is there an eye? There's no eye? There's no eye. I went to Gardena high school after I got kicked out of another high school. What did you get that time for again? For my other high school? It was a jerking off thing? No, bro.

No, bro. I got kicked out because my little sister was ahead of the talent show. Right. And all these kids, including. me was getting ready performing a talent show and the school cut the shit off because we went over or whatever like that. So one of the people that was auditioning the next day told the whole school she was going to fight my sister. So I went to a walk up to her to confront her and I was like, hey, you got a problem with my sister? And she was like, no. But when this happened, I had like a mob

behind me and they called me to the office and the dean said, yeah, they say you're trying to fight a woman. And they was like, you're out of here. Wow. But did you fight her? No, I didn't do nothing. You just approached her? I didn't curse at her. I didn't say nothing. Was your gang really this menacing? Was it the Crips? Yeah, she got scared, obviously.

But was Monster Cody there? This was Blueface. This was a lot of other things like food fights that I used to do and, you know, curse and my teachers and stuff. I got kicked out the same high school twice. You sound like a real bad boy. That wasn't bad, though. Like American Pie every day in there, huh?

It's like you get kicked out because supposedly you wanted to fight a girl. It was like the last day of school every day. the last day of school was lit. Oh, hell. I always throw the books out the window. That was the ritual. Everyone just throws their papers and their notebooks and everything. You know what?

Poor janitors. Okay, so I was going to say about, I found myself with like a nice hour-long gap before I went to the casino. So I fucking stripped down in the shower and just shaved everything, legs, arms. You did it in the shower? Yeah, but then I scoop it all up and I put it in the fucking, well, I used to always just flush my gigantic pile of hair. I still do. I still do. My body, but my girl.

Do you know that clogs up the pipes and you're going to have to call the plumber sooner or later? I've learned from experience. Really? Yeah. I don't believe in that. I lived in a place for 24 years of my parents and we all were flushing everything down the toilet and the, you know, shower

drain. It's been perfect. I think that that hair was going somewhere else, Erie. Some fish may have died. Your drainage system at your home, I think of it like your immune system, where if you're a young kid, and you eat boogers and dirt and you don't wash your hands ever,

you're going to develop a big, thick, strong immune system that will prevent you from getting other diseases like COVID. I want to put my drainage system to the test. I want to flush a giant pile of hair. Yes, I want to waffle stump in my drains. Stomp a fat turn down the fucking drain. I think you'll kill a lot of fish. I don't think that's how that works.

It's not like you take a shit and it just drops up. off in a fucking lake with a bunch of wait my mom's boyfriend he works for the health department and he just told me recently that it's like gallons of poop got in the ocean that's fire like gallons of it though

like it's bad right now but it's still you can't swim in Venice Beach now no no no it's not bad enough to where it can like cause problems but it's like it's shit in the Los Angeles beaches right now so it's worse than normal it's worse than normal because When you go in the ocean, aren't you kind of accepting that you're going to get some poop in your mouth?

The Doc Wilder, yes. I think condoms and drugs and poop will get in your mouth at Doc Roller Beach. The fish pee and poop in there, too. It's like, don't forget about that. That's what I'm saying. But fish poop ain't bad poop. And am I really supposed to, like, it's the ocean. I'm only worried about the part that I'm in right here by the sand.

I'm not worried about what's going. I know there's poop. There's probably some fucking, you know, foreign nation doing all kinds of fucked up shank. in the water all the way over there. Honestly, they're launching rockets and doing nuclear fucking tests out North Korea. In the water? I'm just not worried about it because I'm hell of far away.

And also, people are silent farting all the time that they don't announce it. There's poop particles everywhere. I shit myself in the ocean. You shits yourself in the ocean? Well, I didn't really shit myself, but I shit. That is disgusting. I shouldn't a lake.

I know, but I mean, I did it. Have you ever, like, peed in the pool and it turned like yellow around you or different colors? It like follows you around as you walk around. No, I say you got to do it. You got to swim. Yeah, exactly. But the color goes after you.

You would look like the kind of guy that would have a fucking orange gatorade piss. Not anymore. Hot, Gatorade piss. I've been on that water recently. I've been on water. I've been on water. Is it hard?

Like, you went cold turkey. Nigger, I've been having alcohol withdrawals. That's been the hardest part. Damn. And Samian shit. I've been having to like get that up.

You ever wear a shirt in the pool at a party when you were like 12, 13? No. No. I was skinny as hell. Really? When did you start to pick it up? Nick. Um, after middle school, bro. Yeah, like, like seventh, eighth grade, that's when I started, like, plumping out.

What food did it for you? What did you discover? Maybe a lot of pizza. I used to always want to be a Ninja Turtle. Oh, you do actually always talk about that, so... Again, this is when you were 18. Yeah. And you were becoming obese trying to be on a business turtle. You know they're buff. They're not actually buff.

The new ones are buff. The old ones, they were like... They always were buff. The old Ninja Turtles had dad bonds, man. Yeah, real early on, but then they figured out real quickly that kids like a buff physique. I don't know. Look at wrestlers. We like wrestlers, but look what they did to Chuckie Cheese.

They made them all anorexic and unapproachable now. He does. It's like a real mouse now. Have you seen what Chuckie Cheese look like nowadays? Absolutely not. Please bring it up, guys. Looks like me, like in a tight fit. No, he doesn't look like you.

Look at the new Chuckie Cheese mascot. Chuckie cheese was cute because he was fat. That's what I'm saying. He had a little belly. That nigga was, he was like, seven foot. and he was, he had like crazy-ass whiskers and looked a little drunk, bro. But look at he looks like him. It looked a little drunk.

Oh, yeah, he's too skinny, huh? Look what they did to him? What the hell? That's him on the, that's a new one on the right? Look at they did the Chuckie. Bro, that's a lab rat. That's like not even... Bro, the old Chuckie's like so fried.

Go to the Chuckie voice evolution. I love that there's a video called the Evolution of Chuckie cheese. To be honest, the first one looks demonic, so it was going better. You got the last one. He's like a real mouse now. Wow. Yeah, that looks like something you'd find in your pizza. He went from somebody's drunk uncle with.

to fucking young and people are like uncle I know the middle one is someone's drunk uncle I was a kid and I walked backstage at the at the

checking cheese and I saw the fucking machines in the back of their bodies that it traumatize you I mean this was like a look behind the wall that I wasn't expecting at that moment like oh you're a fucking machine I feel like one or maybe two

out of ten kids enjoy those machines like they look scary to most kids, I feel like. They're just like, it's like weird. You wouldn't spend a night and it's a small world. You spent the night and it's a small world? No, I'm saying you wouldn't spend the night. Imagine the motherfucker's going off at night. That's creepy as fuck.

Yeah, fuck that shit. You know what a small world is? Those robots are terrible. It's a small world after all. But how would you sleep there? Why would anyone sleep there? Yeah, I don't understand that. You would get stuck in the ride and fall asleep? Why did you just think this up? Because like, I always thought as a kid like, I just want to jump off the boat and just like hang over there and do some stupid shit.

I always thought that shit Like the Pirates of the Caribbean ride Like you just jump off And you just sitting with the pirates Waving their people and shit And you want to just go live with them Just for like a day But that's why

There's that Ernie and Bert song I would like to visit the moon But the whole song is basically about Oh my God How you might want to visit the moon You might want to go under the sea But you always want to come home At the end of the day

Well Bert and Ernie Gay Yes Rubber Ducky You're the one. You make Bev time lots of fun. We just found out that Robin is bisexual. Oh, Robin is bisexual now. So what?

This just happened in one of the comic books? Yeah. I have no idea. Who saw this coming, though? Did any, either of you, like, predict this? That Robin would be bisexual? I swear he had a love life at some point in one of his series. Well, there's like three different robins.

So this is one of the robins who was bisexual. There's no respect for tradition. They do everything in comic books because they just have to keep making them over and over and they just end up doing the stupidest shit. Of course it came to this. Like, what can we do? What can we do to get people to buy this fucking comic book? They made the Silver Surper gay.

Boom. Robin's gay. Him too? The Silver Surfer's gay. He's gay. They should link up. Every comic book hero becomes gay and starts fucking each other. It's like they can't get any older so they can only switch ideologies and like, you know, experiment. They're stuck to being the same age forever.

Yeah. I mean, who the fuck are he's comic books? That's true. Yeah. Do you imagine? People probably buy comic books just to collect them specifically. And that's it. And there are people who are like reading this shit.

But I feel like you're just like setting yourself up to be let down because I've tried to like read comic books in my life. Like Archie. I love Archie back. I used to collect it. Archie. Archie was good. I enjoyed it when I was a kid. It's so dumb and basic.

Even I was like a sixth grader. It was so obvious to me that Archie was below my intelligence level. I used to like the papers. At least they have Garfield and shit in here. Garfield. There was a couple other ones too. Garfield. I know Garfield.

Oh, the papers. Like the papers, and they get the newspapers. They used to cut those out and collect them. I don't know what the hell I did with those. Why did you do that? Because even as a kid, I was thinking like, oh, this could be worth money in the future. Yeah, because you would see the books of cartoon strips in the store. You know, they would have like the big books of Garfield comic strips.

And you would think, like, I'm going to cut them out and I'm going to put them in this scrapbook. And then... It's my own custom comic. It's my own version. So I don't have to go buy the book at Barnes & Noble. You stupid fucking kid. Who thinks that's such a bad use of your time? Dude, I used to record Simpsons episodes thinking like, oh, I'm never going to have to buy the DVDs.

I'll have these recordings saved. I don't know what the hell happened to those recordings either. And then I found out that you could get a six hour tape. Exactly. For like 10 bucks or something. I could fit like a million Simpsons episodes on one tape. And I would always be like, boom, like set ready to record the episode. And then it would be a rerun.

And I'd be like, ah! I already have this one. So how does you feel when TiVo came out? wind the tape. By that point, I was already over TV. When I moved out at like 19, I was just like, I'm not watching fucking TV. I got to try to fuck girls off MySpace. All that dedicated time recording.

And then you and your friends, Game Bang, Jabba the Hood. We did. And I went like, you know, I never like watched movies and stuff. That's why I was surprised when people like watch movies. I'm like, I love movies, bro. I always go see movies. They take so much time, though. Like, it really requires like two to three hours of just sitting there doing nothing.

Some people binge watch show. They can binge watch a whole series of a show in like. like two weeks. I can't do that. My back will start hurting from like sitting in a position for too long. I have to stand up and go do something. Really? I can't say my back hurts. You said for your position too long. That's usually. I have to get you when he's warranted.

We're not going to talk about it because it's not going to come out for a few weeks. But man, Jerry, we had quite the podcast talking about you yesterday. I heard. I tried to say something, but I was told not to. And now I can talk about it. No, you cannot. We're not going to talk about it until the episode coming. out but all right can I continue to the original question asked before which is I had I have a lot of

opinions about it so I want to see what you thought about that movie old because I told me you went to go see it old is I don't know if I I don't know if I liked it or I didn't like it I felt the same way I felt the exact same way because the premise of it okay the premise of old is basically these people they go on this island right and they go to the secret part of the And they age a year like what every 30 minutes every 30 minutes the age a year So like some of them are little kids when they start off you love these like hypothetical movies where there's just like something impossible that's happening in the movie like you you got me to watch what's that stupid as fucking movie? What it begins with a T or something and it's like it's like the

Transverbal of like time tenant tenant was dope that movie made no fucking sense yes it did make fucking sense. I was so pissed. Tennett was hard. I finally got around to watch it because you were bigging it up and it was so dumb. Tell me if I'm wrong in the comments, but I think you're wrong, bro. I couldn't. Everybody fucks it to Tenton it, bro. I haven't seen that yet. I should

watch it. It's basically about people who are going backwards in time and trying to stop things from happening basically. And they're meeting it in a certain it's some twist of terms of it. That's the thing with those types of movies is they're so hypothetical that you just have to like let your mind go

of all like realistic, you know, ideas and just be like, I'm just in their world now. What a waste of time. Old Doe made me, by the time the ending came and I figured out why they were doing what they're doing, I said, it makes sense, but it's fucked up. You know what I hated about Oldo is that there's an Asian character who in the first 30 minutes, in the first 30 minutes, he tells them how to get out of that beach. He says, you have to slowly walk through this passageway, take a footstep every 10, 20 minutes. And he'll, and he said you'll slowly be able to get out of it.

Technically, that wasn't true. No, everyone tried to run out. No one listens to his ideas. No, that nigga took his own advice. No, he swam. And what happened to him when he came back? He drowned. 80's movie reviews has returned.

He didn't take his exact own advice, which is to slowly walk out of there. That wasn't they helped him. He's really giving us the sauce for free. But what's annoying is like everyone tried everything. And at one point they all gave up and were just sitting there like, fuck it, we're going to die type shit. I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, At least try to do the thing the guy recommended, which is slowly. It doesn't take a lot of effort to try that.

Just walk out of there slowly. I'm glad. That's what the director wanted is for you to contemplate like this and talk about it on this goddamn podcast. I know, right? Well, you know what? Don't watch it. It's a waste of time.

You guys are too easily impressed. You guys are the type of shit. Niggotton was great. You probably watched like Benjamin Button and you were talking about it for months. I didn't get to see it. He started out. Oh, my. It's a good movie.

I ain't going to lie. Benjamin Button was sad, man. Do you guys see Big Fish? I always reminded me of a Benjamin Button. No, Benjamin Button was that shit. Please don't turn this into the kind of podcast where we just sit around and name movies. Do you have any-

Have you seen this? Do you have any favorite movies? Never. You don't have any favorite movies. You have a favorite movie. I don't watch those movies. Little Pump. What is your favorite movie?

I think... Grease. I love Greece. Yeah. Watch grease many times. That is a good movie. They used to put grease in my hair. cheese

no more movies see that's why you guys need to elevate you need to elevate your podcasting because when I said I used to put grease in my hair neither you had a response because I wasn't going to keep saying

some shit that you will say something sus afterwards I know you too well you were scared you went into fear mode because you thought it was going to get gay not that as well gay it was going to get suss

I don't think you should talk about gay people ever this is this is not in a negative commentation you're going to have a debate moment I'm woke you're going to have a The Baby moment

You're going to have a DaBaby Oh he already had a The baby You're going to have another A black one What are you going to say to you? Tiana Trump Hey did you see her

With Aiden That was fire I only watched the one little clip Of the one black dude With the Duhag Her saying that she was going to take As virginity But 80 partners

A high school Jesus Christ She was going in But she said that On the No Jumper podcast Like two or years ago I didn't watch it. That's fucked up. No.

You're not part of the culture. That was huge. We did that interview with her. By the end of the podcast, there was already fucking insanely viral clips on NBA Twitter, which is not a part of the Twitter that I've ever really been associated with. You've been associated with it lately more than usual. Well,

with Eliza sucking the son's dick. And then Tiana talking about how she used to, she was like, oh, I was 16, and I used to go fuck this whole basketball team. yada yada and everybody was trying to figure it out and figure out who it could be that's just crazy like is it i'm thinking about how i was when i was 16 like like i'd be scared to come home too late you know and she's like meeting up with basketball teams like who knows where that's a girl with ambition that's what i'm saying like i didn't have that much

ambition or drive to follow any of my dreams as a kid there's been so many times where i've been doing an interview with a girl and i know that she's you know whatever she's she's she's she's 20 and she's talking about like oh yeah like I was doing this and I went to this event and I was kicking it with these dudes and Sarah and I'm like doing the math in my head and I'm just like oh she's like 14 15 kicking it with all these kids can I get a law in order for him to bum bum yeah I'm saying though like the smart girls out there just realize early on like oh I can get into whatever fucking social situation I want to get into I just got to use my body to get into those spots, you know?

That doesn't work for men. No, there's no such thing. Man, look like kids. Like, why can't we go to, like, the rich woman's book club? When you're 14, there's nothing that you could do to increase your social standing. Besides, I don't know, start selling drugs.

Practice like yo-yo or a kid. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, you can get sponsored for riding bikes at the skate park or skating or something. That's an illegal. Not elevate your social status. You can join a gang. That's true.

That actually. has very bad consequences. Don't join gangs, kids. Oh, I thought you were talking about skateboarding. Skateboarding, too. You can fall on hit your head. That's true. I mean, there's only some of the ways. You can go to jail. From gang banging? Skateboard. Or just whatever. I mean, if you go to prison for a while, that kind of increases your social stance. You can get a job. When you go, nah, unless you work at like Chick-fil-A or something.

Well, just because you get free food? Yeah. No, you could get a good job. I mean, at 14, it's going to be tough, but. But if you work at somewhere like foot locker or something, it's cool. You got like, You can give people discounts. Don't sub-disc you dig. And you can't even get too. I wasn't even thinking about you dig. Wow.

That's crazy. I was not thinking about your dig. That was an unconscious dish. That was uncalled for. Somebody was just asking me if you dig ever resurfaced. And I said no. He didn't, right? Not that I know of it.

And we also, I don't know how serious we should be taking the person who told us that they saw him working at full longer. I know. It was a random fan that told me then. We just been running with that shit the longest now. How long has it been like a year? Like almost a year? I mean, Jesus.

I like having him on the social There's no jumper that bad That you gotta go work in Foot Locker afterwards Or you gotta just disappear Because that's the crazy thing If he is depressed He's really fucking depressed That's a long depression

You know like you can get depressed for a month A couple months whatever A year and you disappear But I get it though Because this is something that you keep seeing happening on the internet Rap music is really big So random ass white kids

Especially in other countries Like fucking you probably don't know Who Lail Hanson is from Canada, but she became basically what I would say is like, you know, a hip hop YouTuber. She started making YouTube videos, getting millions of views dressing up like X for Halloween

and, you know, talking about different stuff involving different rappers and stuff like this, blows up, gets hell of fucking subscribers and stuff, but then at one point she just realizes like, oh, I don't actually like care about, I don't actually want to be this fucking nerdy-ass YouTuber personality,

whatever, and that's at least kind of my theory with you dig, because you might have just like, realize at one point, like, maybe this is just not what I want to do. He became the manager. If you're young enough, you have time to, like, be into something. Yeah, exactly, exactly. You know? I thought I was going to be a skateboarding filmmaker.

That's what I was focusing on for, like, hell along. But why didn't work out because people don't like you? Well, no. People do like Erie. To get paid as a skateboarder is difficult. To get paid as a skateboarding filmmaker is, like, two times more difficult. I would say it's like. Maybe, but if.

If I was going to give somebody the advice who wanted to make is a scape film, I would say you got to just start your own project and just make it dope as fuck and use that as your like reference to like show other brands. Think of how many of those are out like that right now because of illegal sieve and show like how many kids have, you know, like there's probably been thousands of videos like that made that we've never even heard of her scene because, you know, hasn't been promoted and didn't get in reviews. Yeah, but if your shit isn't dope, then that's true. That's the whole point. You got to be able to stand out. What did you want to be when you grew up? A poker player. That didn't come around until I was like 19.

Like he was a little kid. He was like, what do you want to be Mr. Graham-A-son? Because I had a lot of weird dreams throughout like elementary school. Just throw me one. I mean, I wanted to be like a comic book artist. Oh, what? I wanted to be a video game programmer. That's fire.

But I'm talking about like during elementary school. But then by the time I was like 13, it was like, nah, BMX. that's it. We riding bikes. Maybe a little, I was fucking music and stuff. Like, I was still listening a lot of rap and listening to a lot of hardcore and punk and shit. But I was really just focused on bike riding primarily. That's far.

That's why I always get like kind of, I have like more respect for the dudes that get into like either BMX or skateboarding really heavy. And then still also work on like side skills like, you know, like DJing or like doing other stuff. Because a lot of people that I know once they get into skateboarding or BMX, like that's it. It's like that's their whole. life, you know. And I relate to that, but at the same time, I would really advise anybody who that kind of becomes their life, have other hobbies too. Because the reality is, is that if you're going to try to become a pro BMXR. Pro Skateboarder, you are going to have it at some point, you're going to have months and months and months where you cannot fucking do what you're trying to do because

of injuries and shit. It's just part of the game. So like, just have other things that you could work on or that you're passionate about because, you know, your body is like, I've seen so many people where they, you know, base their whole life from being a kid on becoming a pro. They finally get sponsored or whatever. And then they, like, boom, hit their head. They, like, can never ride good again. And it's fucking, their whole entire life is just fucking done. And it's like, I don't know, that's such a big gamble to take, you know.

It's like, same thing. Honestly, if you're like an NFL dude or whatever, you can just tear your ACL, boom, your whole career's over. Exactly. Some boxer, I think, like, two years ago, he was like a really good Mexican boxer. He went into a ring. was doing well, got hit in the head a couple times, and then they finished the round. He went home, had like a seizure or something, and then now he's like brain dead, basically. And it's just crazy.

It's like, yeah. Bye, Gina views. You're really putting your body at risk for, like, for money. Hey, by the way, I just want to throw this out there. Fuckhouse phone. Why? Because he's not here. I can't believe if he didn't show up.

I wonder what happened. He said, he said he was going to be late, though. He did say it was going to be late. He could have just like, not came. Yeah. He's been more consistent, though, lately. though. I give him that way more, bro. Yeah.

You gotta give him a little credit for the day. We have a lot to bug him about. Why? Because remember he sends us the photo of him in the... No. Why do I never see him when he sends stuff to the group text? I don't know. He has you muted

in the group text? I don't think so. We're friends. Maybe I'll mute T-Row. You a T-Rail! You is as funny as fuck So if everybody that's listening right now, T.Rill pisses Adam off. And I like to join in with T.Rail. I wish I could see these conversations. I have to just bail out of it sometimes.

He always has to intervene with me, AD. What is wrong with him? Look at Yerry getting brought white claws on the show like a fucking king. That's his woman. Yeah. She holds him down. He's being served. I say him as more of the server type.

I think Roddy wears the pants for sure. Really? She's literally wearing pants right now, I think. I think it's half and half. It's half and half. Yeah, that's what I think it should be. Be a fucking man, Yuri. What?

You run the show, right? Just be, like, scheming orders and stuff. You run the fucking show, Yuri. No, I don't. We both live life equally on each other. The podcast happens on your YouTube channel. True. But you guys share the revenue, though, right?

It is. It is. You give her a church and pay this bill? 5%. Yeah, you take an extra 5% for staff. Who's winning in the fight? You are Riley. I got my money on Riley.

Like a fist fight? Yeah. No, with the bill. Riley, of course. I'm not going to do it. What the hell? You're not really doing that great a job of presenting yourself as a big tough guy. Maybe that's why you felt like you could ask.

Well, people know that I'm not a confrontational type of person. Can I say something? Yeah. Fuck yo. And also? Why? We're streaming Friday. Hey, let's go.

At noon. See you guys. Or so. Maybe one. You're probably not going to be there. I don't get a fistball. Your brother will be there. We're going to be playing your music.

So you guys definitely, definitely show up on Friday. We will listen to your tunes. And then also, I just really, really want to encourage everybody at home. Josh, where do they go to subscribe to the newsletter? Go to nojumber.com. Scroll all the way. Put us in the corner and put it out big on the screen. As long as we have their attention, I just really want to ask everybody.

This is what happens. You go to nojumper. This is new. Nojummer.com. This is the Condama drop, by the way. If you want to get the white bread pro model condama, that's on the web store as well. Which is far.

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We don't spam you. We don't send you ads. We don't do anything fucked up. We just send you a nice little digest of a bunch of the interviews, the vlogs, a bunch of links. Discount codes for merch, shit like that. Boom. It's great. Did you guys switch the music promo thing?

Do I have an avatar now? Click on the pink condama. Best way to say tap it in. Actually, oh yeah, look at this too. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. Wow, I love this. We get to just show them the website for a second. Look at this.

Buy the Wyatt Bray promo. Who is Wyatt Bray? Wyatt Bray is a pro-Kandama player on the No Jumber Kandama team. Who is ridiculously good. ridiculously good. Wyatt Brett is fucking nasty condama wise. You guys got to watch his

YouTube part on the No Jumper Condama channel. Exactly. And please subscribe to the No Jumper Condama channel while we're at. Anyway, the thing I forgot to say, though, is that we are doing a contest for signing up for the newsletter, right? For the people who go to Nojumper.com

and subscribe to the newsletter, we're going to pick three emails at random. And they're going to get a free condama and two T-shirts in the mail, free of charge. That's far. So I'm going to be promoting this on my Snapchat and Instagram later too, but that is the contest that we're doing this week. And this actually will happen.

This will be announced next week on the podcast. But just throw us your email. We'll send you one email a week. And sign up for the Patreon. And we will not sell your information to, I don't know. China. Nigerian scam artists. Why has to be Nigerians?

That's where they do a lot of the scamming. They actually do. You're so on alert for racism. Duh. Supposed to be. We need you. He's the clucks buster. When we wear that jacket, that's AD.

Thanks for the jacket. Oh, I know, right? You did take that, huh? I see the guy hats now, too. Tell him. Yeah. We could go pull up on Khalil. Let's do it.

Wicked thoughts. We'll get thoughts. Wicked, wicked. That's the brand name. Oh, wicked thoughts. I was like, Facts. That could be your,

your girl group. Thoughts next door. Have you thought about starting a management group or you manage members of girls? No, I don't think that's a great idea. Why not? Because. Wicked thoughts.

Oh, that's crazy. I want Yuri to be in my girl group. What the hell? League singer. No. Why? Well, actually, that is woke. We got to ban this guy over.

No. You have to. That's close-minded to have only a girl group. Binary. No, gender is a spectrum. Binary niggas is weird. We're all binary at this table. I know.

So you're weird. Yes. I fucking hate you guys. What are you talking about? I'm going to bring up a real topic right now. Go ahead. How do we get that? 38 minutes in.

We haven't talked about anything. We said movies. I'm just going to make a statement right now. I agree with Milakunis and Ashton, Ashton, Coochard. Me too. Bathing. I think you guys are some nasty motherfuckers. I'm on team.

Don't clean your body if you don't have to. I'm going to be honest with you, all right? Friday, I worked out in the morning and then I showered. Came into work, did some stuff. Friday, did other stuff. Saturday, worked out. Went in the pool. Sunday sat around the house all day.

Still didn't shower. I didn't shower until after the pool. I didn't shower until after I worked out Monday. That's Friday morning to Monday morning. You dirty, stinky bastard. No shower. I didn't really leave the house either,

to be fair. You didn't get all dry and itchy. You probably have sex too, huh? Did you have sex and you didn't shower? Couple times. You a, wait, let me ask you this question.

I lost my hands. After you finally showered when you were drying yourself, Did like little skin flakes come off your body? No, it's exactly the same. Let me tell you something. Showering's already. My lady has a rule. Oh, no.

She made you start cleaning your body. No. You have to, if you go outside, you have to take a shower to get back in a bed. So I'll be taking like three showers a day type shit, bro. That's the rule? Yeah. You're just allowing women to come into your life and create new rules? It's nice, though.

I'm supposed to respect yourself. You think you're a king? Yes. I like it though I'm more clean It's a rule The first day I made you said You said I have two rules

Don't disrespect me And I take one shower a month You don't not say that I'm sorry I'm kidding I don't know man I just don't like But having sex

And not taking a shower disgusting bro Yeah that is kind of weird I'm not gonna lie And honestly I don't even feel great about it Because I like to shower once a day No but their That's fine

Their battle isn't with taking a shower It's with using products, which I agree with. It's like they say you rinse your body under water, but don't be using products every day. A bar green soap and the shampoo that Lena has in the fucking shower, and that's it. You can use your lady stuff. What else do you do? What kind of process are you doing in the shower? I mean, like this.

I didn't ask what they were singing. I could totally see you singing anymore. I ain't a lot. I'll be singing and dancing in the bathroom. Can we get you to dress up like a gun? That would be funny as fuck. I remember I had this one dude who was like my barber and he told me he was like he was like this Arabian dude he was my barber for like six years how do you say somebody I just said life for no reason

but like he cut you hair when he wants to come here Yuri I remember he told me he was like he's like you should only use shampoo once a week because he's like it's a really strong product and people don't realize how strong it actually is and he's like I rinse my hair every day but I only use shampoo once a week I'm not listening to no fake barber he's not a fake barber he rinses it every day but he doesn't wash it. What is washing my hair doing to my hair that I don't want it to be doing? That's not clear. I agree with you have to build up your own natural oils.

What is your shower routine, Yuri? Oof. Are you as dirty as me? You ever go three days? I definitely go three days. It's probably like... Wait, wait. And you work out and having sex and come

here. I just don't... Yeah, but when I come here, I'm usually clean because I got to be on camera, so I shower before I come here. But then sometimes I won't have a couple, I won't have interviews for a couple days. Boom, I don't shower for a couple days. I forget. You don't think you stink sometimes. I just don't really care. Like, what is me stinking? And number one, no. I've never had any complaints of smells. I really hope Lena takes showers every day. I have no idea. If I'm going to eat her out, I would prefer

her to have recently showered. Okay. But if you want some head, you don't take a shower. It's really not my business. Like, if she told me, like, your dick stinks, go shower. All right. I'm going to go shower. But I'm not going to point. I'm not going to say, oh, we can't fuck. My dick stinks. I can't even get in the bed.

Also, she will tell me sometimes, like, just fuck me. I don't want to suck your dick. It stinks. So, stinky dick,

Adam. Were you showering this much before you, when you were still drinking? He was shower and fucking tequila. I don't know. I bet you were. I think you're showering more now

because you have more excess free time and, like, you just got to fill it up sometimes. Bro, liquor doesn't give you more free time. No, I'm saying liquor takes up your time. So now that you don't drink, you have all this free time. If you stop drinking, it frees up more times to shower.

Exactly. Very cool. Very good reason to quit drinking. You'll have more time to shower. You just spend more time in the bathroom. But if everyone was showering three times a day, we would literally go through all of our water supply. And, like, we would be in a huge dress. Well, he is very selfish.

Thank you. It's kind of like an important part of his personality. Honestly, when... Being selfish? To be honest, like, No cap. Whenever I go like three, four days without showering in my head, I do feel good. I'm like, ah, like I didn't waste water. You don't know what I mean? Like I'm actually doing good for the world right now. And one day you kill your cat because of your smailed. It'd be your fault. If you wanted to save water, all you have to do is fucking get in the bathtub and not shower. You use way less. And just keep that same bath there and like not drain the water and keep reusing it. I didn't say that. That's a horrible idea. A bathtub waste way more than a shower. No, it doesn't a shower uses more. Look it up. I don't believe that. Josh. put us in the corner

put us in the corner if you take a five minute shower or fill up a bathtub put me in the corner this is a research-based podcast we're not going to be like Drew Rogan getting canceled for spreading coronavirus misinformation

we're gonna have to be like the myth busters you run a water test a shower uses god damn it that makes so much sense and loses less water but you're probably in the shower all fucking day bro

I am in the shower for a long time that's why I don't like the showers it takes me like 30, 40, 40 minutes to do it. There's no reason why he's been a shower 30. I could show him. Unless you're playing with your shit. No, I'm thoroughly cleaning, like scrubbing myself. I think you think you had what's the shit called? OCD? I kind of do a little bit. You scrub yourself like when I get in the shot I'm just putting

soap on my body. I don't like intend. I'm like, I don't like push it in and like I get my lufa. You use a lufa three or four pumps of cocoa butter like you know what I think you just get dirtier than me. I think you just get filthier like you you have to really work to get your arm clean. Why? like my arms are clean by default. No, it's kind of like shining a car. You know what I mean? You got to get the like all this scum and dirt off and then like you just have that nice glow.

My car when it's dirty gets visibly dirt. You can see the dirt. My body, even if I don't shower for a fucking week, you probably are not going to get to look at my arm and tell me that's a dirty arm. That's the problem. I dare you to get in the tub. And that shit is going to be a big ass black ring around that motherfucker. I know.

I don't want to get in the tub. That's why. You're going to see that shit. I haven't taken a tub since I was a child. You haven't taken a tub? I don't get in the tub. Sometimes it's relaxing It's super relaxing

Get you some Epsons salt Man, let you relax Smoke it I used to do that But I don't really think That does anything Epsom salt What's it supposed to do?

Let's look at what Epsons salt No if you put it in a pipe It really hits This is a research base That's too much Fuck Epson salt That shit don't do anything I used to do it all the time

It doesn't fucking do anything My mom said a To be honest I've had this dream since I was like 16 Since I started smoking weed Of chilling in a nice tub And smoking a blunt I still have never done that

Well you take in one warm baths on tent talks and you could have been to day. It was not warm. I mean, that's just such a stupid dream. It's like, you could do that. That's so relaxing. Think about it. All you have to do is get in the tub.

Do you have a tub? Yeah, we do, but we don't smoke in the room that has the tub. There's always like these issues of conflicts. Who made that rule? Uh, well, we both did, I would say. No, Riley made that rule. No. Because if you want to take the, you want to smoke and have a room in your house.

You love smoking with your total pothead retard. Yeah, it's not a retar. What rules are? What rules do you have at your house? Does Lena make rules for you? I can't smoke in the house. Because of the baby, though. I've got to go back to the jack shack.

What's another rule? That's different. That's because of the baby. There's another annoying rule now, which is that my shoes, I have to take them and put them in a basket of other shoes because my kid is fucking fried. And my kid comes up my sandals and my shoes and just wants to eat them and lick them and shit. Kids do that. So now I have to take my sandals and put them in this stupid thing. Nothing involving your child.

Like, what's a rule that? that you will end up have. Like, you just think by. Turn off the lights in all the rooms before you go to bed. I think everybody has to do that too. Or even like the rooms. For me, I would just leave all the lights on all the time. I don't go to fuck.

Really? What the fuck do I care? I'm not worried about the electricity. You're killing fish and stuff. She's got me into the mentality of like, oh, I have to turn this off. I just never even thought about it. Never crossed my mind. Oh, I got to turn the lights off.

When I'm alone, I leave one light on. Me too. When Riley left to the bay and I was at home alone, I had to leave all the lights on in the house to go to sleep. I was fucking scared. I need one light on and go to sleep when you're alone. Yeah. You sleep with a chopper under your pillow?

No comment. If I had a chopper, I'd probably shoot it accidentally from anxiety because I was so nervous. Like every sound I heard, I'd be like, what is that? That's why people like, you weren't allowed to own guns. Yes. Well, that's not true. I'm allowed, I think. Yeah.

I haven't taken the test or whatever. So what's the long as Riley can leave that you'd like start freaking out? There's no limit of how long she can leave. You know, it's like she can leave for us. however long she wants to see. I mean, like, if she's gone for like a week,

you're losing your mind. Oh, God, that'd be terrible. When she was gone for two days, that was like brutal because it was so hard to go to sleep.

Literally, I had to, I had to- what is hard to go to sleep about? I would hate to see. I'm the same way, bro.

If you get broken up with, oh my God, you are going to be a fucking wreck, bro. He's so integrated. I'll tell you what, I'm not going to come to this office. Oh,

yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Don't leave him around a gun. I was literally telling Riley, I was like, I feel like hitting up one of my homies and asking them to spend the night with me. Because I was so scared to close. How would you describe what you're feeling at that moment? Oh, shit.

Like, what is the emotion? Anxiety and fear. What is the fear? When Riley and I go to sleep at night, we hear little creaks and, like, footsteps in our hallways and, like, shit. And, like, and I have a ring camera and all check. And there's nothing in the house, but we'll hear, like, these sounds. You should get a sound machine. When Riley's there, like, I'm like, all right, that's scary, but whatever.

But when I'm there by myself, I'm like, Dude, you need to be like Winnie to pool, get your shotgun and go see who the fuck's outside. That's what I'm saying. Or why are you like paying attention to the creaks and the noises? Like that would never even occur to me. I wish I could live in the bliss that you live in now. You're not scared of ghosts? No.

Are you serious? I'm dead. I want you to spend the night in my house by yourself and I want to see what you think about it. You're going to be scared. Has this been a problem about like many houses that you've lived in? No. I'm assuming you just live in like a normal apartment that's not really different in terms of ghosts. He's haunted.

Apartments are old in L.A., though. They're all like 60, 70 years old. And that makes them more likely to have ghosts in them? Yeah, someone's probably died in every single apartment in L.A. What would you say if I said ghosts aren't real? I would... I don't know. I would say prove it.

I don't need to prove it. It just seems pretty self-evidently honest. Can I tell you that I've seen a ghost before? I don't give a fuck about what stupid. You're going to make up. I'm saying a ghost. Please tell you a ghost to where I want to hear this. No, this is.

Come on, this is funny. You know what's worse than ghost stories? Dream stories, but it's close. Dreams are dumb. Who the fuck cares about dreams? I had a really scary dream the other day, too. This was not an invitation of you to talk about your stupid fucking dreams. But I feel the same way.

Talking about dreams is kind of like talking about a shroom trip. We're just like... No, it's fucking not. Listening to someone's like acid trip or like psychedelic trip is so boring because you're like, dude, you fantasized all this stuff. You were melting into the wall. I have to be so interested in you To care about this

If my mom was telling me about her assort trip Yes, I would listen If it's just some random person Thinking I care about this Like no get the fuck away from me Before I punch you in the dick I want you to do edible He's off them all day every day

No I'm not I've just been smoking blunts with you guys Oh that's true I'm being a cool normal bro Just hanging out Eating blunts Smoking headable not showering But now I'm trying to worry that AD's not going to want to come into work if we do get a store again.

Why? Because he's like, oh, I don't want to go there. Yeah. I don't want to do the store. You guys say we're going to do the fucking, what's the call? What's wrong with doing another store? I feel like it's a big part of the brand. I like this is being secluded, you feel me?

But what if there's a totally separate office area to the store that is completely removed? We're able to record and not think about the craziness going on in the street. You're going to scan your eye to get in. It's going to be like that. It's going to be fucking. very chill security yeah that's cool blammies

I don't have to bring a blammy then that's good no you got to bring your blaming all right because we're all bringing our blamies you might have to shoot it out with security guard too for for realistic situations me I'm going to ask you in fact um

I'm not going to say that do you know that someone else is starting a podcast on no jumper very soon who oh there's not a news I'm hearing today that I know that maybe bum bum bum hmm

I don't want to announce it just yet, but we do have a person who was going to be starting something that I'm pretty hyped on. Does their name start with the W? No. The W.B. Hmm, trying to think of who it could be. I'm trying to get Lennon to start a podcast. Hopefully is Uri. Homeback chunk?

No. I'm trying to let her start at one with all her porn girlies and just do something weekly. That would be cool. But probably not going to jump around her channel. I feel like every time one has joined a podcast, everyone's always enjoyed it. It was always a good one. When she comes on here, because they want to see behind a curtain. Oh, that's true.

What it's like to be with this beast. Behind the scenes. The beast of a man. You're not a beast. No? You're a dirty beast. A filthy motherfucker. A filthy man.

That's how I'm living. I think that's good for you to get back on that topic, to not shower, to be honest. It's a waste of time. That's dumb. You save time and it's good for you. Think about this. It's not healthy. And you save money.

Think of this. For all of recorded human history up until maybe, you know, 30, 40, 50 years ago. Exactly. People would be lucky to shower like once a day. Nigger, they would go in a lake and pour this shit over. My relatives and Russia shower once a week. You think they were doing that every day? Why would you do that every day?

What a waste of time. And also, you're assuming that everybody's growing up in like a fucking indigenous village right back by a lake. This is not the average person's existence. I know exactly. Not everyone has a lake. Wait, many people were still having a shower with water that came from the... I want to know when soap was invented. How long has soap been out for?

Stay on topic. That's on topic. You're hypocritical. How? Because I'm just telling you... I guess it's not hypocritical. Exactly. I'm just saying that, like, the expectation that it's normal for people to shower multiple times per day, I just don't understand it.

Also, people need more hobbies. You know, that's like a whole... When was soap invented? 2,800 B... So, everybody... Why do we even have to look that up? Of course it was a long time ago. But I'm soap.

But you're saying that people weren't showering. So if soap was made, what's the use of soap? But you think that they were showering with soap every day? I promise you that back in the day, they did not have enough soap. What was soap for to shower and bathe with? But we're probably mostly to be it. So if 2,800 BC, they've been showering and bathing. That's when the soap scam started.

You realize what we're talking about is the difference between showering every day versus showering maybe every couple days. I think that some people will shower every day. If I didn't have to go into work, if I was just like chilling, hanging out with the homies, you don't get, like me personally, if I don't shower,

I feel like especially like in between, like the nut area and shit, bro, it'd be smelling like cheese and shit. It'd be all sticky. From like a day or two? What is wrong with your genital? Well, then again,

that only really happens when you shave. So if you get a manscape and you have shafing and stuff like that that can happen. No, it happens when you, don't shave. If you, if it's clean down there, it doesn't really smell. No, nigger, when you have no hair and your skin hits each other and rubs together and your

balls is going back and forth. That happened to my butt the other day at Universal. When I came home from work, I mean from Universal, I was like, it hurts to walk, dude, because my because you shaved your ass. My butt cheeks were like scraping against you. The whole day. And it felt like I had blisters. I was like, oh, dude, it's the worst shit. What can you do like to prevent it, though? Did Riley have any sort of like home remedies for you? Is she have any creams to apply to your chafed butt? Unfortunately, Roddy is caring for his butt. She doesn't come with remedies?

What kind of woman is she? I didn't ask her for any butt remedies. You should have. Why? You're going to earn her and keep one way or another? Whoa. I try to keep it to myself. You lost your mind, Adam, this time.

Misogynist? You said misogany on the news. I did? Yeah, you did. Sometimes I just don't even correct them. It's probably one of the ones that I wasn't there for. We have a green screen, and I wear green sometimes on purpose. So that let you know.

Yeah, it makes my life more difficult. Trolling the editors. People say, look at this floating head. And I like shit like that. Get a kick out of it. Get a kick out of them. I like how you're trying to make it sound gangster. Like, I like fucking with the green screen.

It takes Jerry two extra hours to edit. In my free time, I like the fucking green screen. I didn't even know what you did until three weeks ago. You don't pay, you don't ask about my life. That's why. Nigna, every time I come here, you say, hey, D, and you just go on your corner. And you just always look back. And I'd be like, what the fuck is he doing?

You know, that's the weird part of you about being a boss is that you have all these employees and you're always kind of wondering like are they doing anything or are they just sort of kicking it I already did not know what you're doing for the longest I would say I'm pretty busy yeah yeah

look at just Josh is offended Can I get it not the mama? I'm more busy than you so shut up but the thing is like I got that vibe shooting at me from across the room It's like my job extends throughout

all 24 seven to be honest It's like, you know, even like, I could be editing stuff at midnight tonight that we need done tomorrow, which I will be. It's like, you know, the MP3s. I am, like the MP3s for your show, for No Jumper show. That all has to be done afterwards. I don't get home until 10. You know, it's just like... Is it like...

Is it like... Yeah. Oh, for streaming, SoundCloud, iTunes. I didn't know who's all that shit. So it's like... Spotify. It extends throughout my whole day, to be honest. It's all on the No Jumper account, though.

Fire. So like the AD pod goes on there as well. Yeah. But I'm pretty big. I'm not just sitting there doing nothing. Yeah. There's tons of things I'm just saying I wonder. I don't really know.

I'll make an itinerary or a list of all the things I do and I'll show it to you AD. Sometimes I feel like I don't know about that. I feel like my full-time job is just basically like freaking out about like whatever like silently in my head. That's what we need Mr. What is going on? Hey Mr. Feeney? This week and last week it was been kind of weird because like multiple weeks before that I was doing like a buckload of interviews. And then like this week and the last week have been like more chill, doing like three, four, like nothing too crazy. Because it was really like we weren't ridiculously hard to get the Patreon totally caught up on which by the way, if you want to see CMAQ the loke eating ass. That one's out now. That one's out, bro. I really have to go a piece. I'm going to use it out. Oh, that's irresponsible. You come on here. You only last 57 minutes with your tiny little fucking bladder and your narrow weak urethra.

Get out. We've been all for an hour in house phones still not here. And we really didn't cover nothing, which is great. We haven't talked about shit besides white people are not showering. Give me something. You nasty motherfucker.

Today was partially difficult because I, for whatever reason, have been smoking a ton of weed all day. I'm fucking highest hell. Maybe I will eat one of those edible candies right now. You know what? No. I don't.

I don't think I ever want to have edible again. Bro, my fucking personal trainer is such a pussy-ass bitch. He told me that he eats like, like 10% of one piece and he gets so high that he's like catatonic I'm one of those people me and edibles do not mix we never have um like two dicks and no chicks bro that's that's that's biggie smalls I'm just leaving that you're not gonna shame me I'm not dropping biggie bars in here have you listened to the Nas album yes I love the Nas album fire how many times you listen to it I've probably listened to it four or five times I'm not sure how many times I've made it to the

end but yeah I'm probably in that area it's a beautiful beautiful project my favorite one is uh moments i think it's called moments let me tell i'm gonna say exactly the one with charlie wilson too i need to listen to it more Lauren hill i finally uh oh Lauren Hills versus fire moments is my favorite on there the no phony love i like the brunch on sundays um death row east that's fire too that was like a Vlad tv rebuttal of like let me talk about all this fucking not like Vlad tv specifically but like all the people who want information about that time period in his life That was fire, though.

He's just like, here it is. The album. I didn't even know they won a Grammy for the first one. Hopefully they won't for this one, too. Yeah. I mean, traditionally, I, like, become a pretty bad fan of all the artists that I listened to, you know? Like, I was, like, really paying attention to Jay-Z, but then, like, at a certain point, when he starts dropping his old man albums, it's like, I'll listen to it, like, a couple times,

and then just sort of not pay the attention that I probably should to it. I like the last one, though, yeah. Yeah. I mean, I like them. I just don't like bang out to what was it called 40 which one which one was it 4 4 4 4 4 bro he was giving out jims in that motherfucker bro that was like real educational piece of the music side and I think too is like as far as j z being a business man and his age that's what I personally want to hear from him just generally speaking though we don't pay enough attention to old head

rappers even the legendary ones I just don't really like get the fucking respect over like you know people just don't talk about old head rapper's albums and even like they sail well though but only the gods of rap get the luxury of getting their music late in their career still listen to that's true you know like even that fucking DMX album didn't sell shit yeah posthumous one had the little I mean not little but the the Noss album that came out recently I'm not sure how it's sold it did like 60 or 70 critical reaction is crazy people love it I mean it got the number it's the number one is rated medic uh album on metacritic bro really of all time rap album ever ever how the fuck did that happen that's crazy it said it happened in three days too one thing i really

like about this album i feel like naz is really like sort of like playing with some of the newer sounds and like flows and like he's just like not rapping like an old head but he's still rapping like so well and so technically and it's just like i don't know he just seems so so in the zone in a way that you just don't expect a guy that late in his career to be in like it just it feels very important and it really made me want to just like revisit all of the latter naz albums because honestly i fucking obsessively listened to his entire cattle dog up till the album nigger i think yes but it was called the n-word right that's what i see or did that just have no title did he not even actually put out but that was around the time

that I like kind of tuned out and stopped really like listening to every Nas album a bunch of times and I this one just made me kind of want to fix that this is fine though but you but you got to understand too now is there's something that I think a lot of legacy artists should do is that know that the climate has changed except that the old ways are dead get you some young hot producers some young hot rappers and yeah let them guide you on what they would want to hear from you and I feel like that's what Nas did but he took a bunch of like rappers are even older than him like e pmd fire though took them and made them sound just so modern and just so like i just feel like the album is like the perfect blend of like old

school rap and new school rap production quality though hit boy did his shit like he killed that shit and it was perfect lovely i'm gonna listen to it on the way home pro far it's a joy when you really find an album that you love that much that you want to just listen to it over and over and over and just keep uncovering the little things that this dude's saying. It's a beautiful thing. Where's my fucking Nas interview? I know. That would be legendary.

That'd be so sick. Speaking of interviews. Who was your favorite interview you've done so far, though? Like of all the time. Bunk. Boom game? Speaking of John Obama? Interviews, you had a pretty legendary phone call recently.

Grito. Mm-hmm. Oh. We tapped in. His mom. Finally, our schedule is aligned properly. You got me on the phone with him. Got a whole update.

That video is going to be driving soon. I'm having them subtitle the whole thing so that people don't have to like try to to understand every single word that he's saying in the fucking phone call because it's maybe not the best. Speaking of him, he DM me too. Yeah? Yeah. He said he had a,

he said he had like a dream about me or something like that. He was thinking about me and I was like, man, me and just started talking about like mental health and shit like that. We was helping each other. That's crazy. Dude's in prison dreaming about you. No, I don't think he said dream. I think he said he was thinking about me or something like that.

That's my God, though, man. I knew him since I was like 14, 15. That's crazy. Free to real. I should have asked him how he feels about the little Nause X video with all the dudes dancing and naked in the jail. Oh, I know right. You know it's crazy about the Lil Nas X song.

I wonder if he's seen that. Do you think they play that in the prison? No. In Texas. But that song, bro, I ain't going to lie, is very, uh, I listen. Bro, I keep hearing that shit in my fucking head, bro. I'm but keep it honest. Really?

Yeah, the song is, bro. The song is dope. I haven't even heard it yet. you're fucking very catchy I already can't remember it though to be totally honest I'm sure it's great

and Kanye made the fucking beat too crazy I just munched two rings yeah that's 200 milligrams maybe possibly what did you and I'm really mostly asking

AD Yuri please try to like restrain your opinion here because you don't know anything about this topic but what do you think of the 699 WIP100 thing I watched the academic

shit for one I'm gonna say this it was very, very, very entertaining. And that's a given. That's a given. But Wack, he brought up something that a lot of people don't like to talk about. And, you know, I can be a hypocrite right now and say, oh, yeah, this is true.

Fuck all this and all that. But no, the truth of the matter is, Wack said there's a lot of niggas who got snitches in their hoods. And I talk about this shit all the time, basically, is that you can pay to play now and gain culture. They ain't supposed to be like that. But, you know, if a nigger, got a bag, he can have paperwork, and niggas will look the other way, which ain't the real

principles if you want to stick to this shit. But what is the point of this whole argument to prove that, oh, there are other people who are bad people, so therefore we should just totally forget about the fact that 6-9 is, like, evidently a bad person? See, I, and, you know, when Wack was here and he did the fucking interview, I told him. He was like, hey, 6-9 is a billion. I was like, fuck no. And I, you know, I told him my reasoning for that.

I don't believe that he was a villain. I believe that he fucking thought he could have. hanging around in this shit. He got caught and he betrayed his, he betrayed people. You know what I'm saying? Because I mean, when you really think about game banging and how the shit goes, bro, like when you go

to jail, niggas will fuck your baby mama. When you go do other things, people will do grimy things too. Your homies will shoot at you and do all type of stuff. And in our culture, we're told to not say nothing about their shit. So if you join that shit, that's what comes with the shit. You don't flip on your people's. But with whack,

I understand that this is a bigger a business move when it comes down to that shit. Wack wants to make the fight happen. Wack would not like Wack knew I think this is my impression of what went on with that is that Wack knew that if he got in a room with 6-9 and they had

a conversation that it would probably be the beginning of him being able to make this big fight dream happen that is and full disclosure I was just speaking to him but it does seem that there's a significant chance that this could

happened with the 6-9 and blueface thing and then too he was saying nephew could they could that guy join your neighborhood and I'm like no so you know his his analogy of it is he wasn't supposed to be this in the first place so he's looking at him like a civilian I don't look at him like a civilian my thing is what I got from listening to that is that 6-9 desperately wants people to like him to fuck with him it pisses him off so much that he's basically like blackballed from a lot of lot of things in rap. None of those rappers will work with them. Rappers just casually shit on him and stuff.

And it's like you would kind of think that after snitching and putting all those guys behind bars that he would like, you know, we all kind of predicted that he would come home humble. Instead, he seems like really concerned with convincing everybody how tough he is. He's bragging about him not having security over and over and over and over. He's talking about how, you know, anyone can run up on him. Do you agree with the thing Wax said about, I feel like you basically have already accepted it

that somebody might kill you and you like don't really care? Yeah, bro, that's the same way I feel about Cuando Rondo. It's just like, hey, check it out. Like, you already know there's a target on your back. Either way it goes, there's no way to rectify the situation. So you can either live in fear for the rest of your life

or you can just fucking just live your life and whatever happens happens. I think they're happy and accepting that this. Well, not happy, but I think they accepted that something may happen to them. And, you know, they came to terms with that shit. They don't live their life. Sixthines just bragging about not having security just seems like the dumbest thing ever. I don't care.

Like, what do you think the reaction would be like if somebody did do something to them right now? Like, it would be weird because it would be like you were just on this podcast that millions of people saw bragging about how you didn't have anyone around protecting you. Hey, man. It is what it is. You know, whatever whack is doing, that's, that's, that's. on him. Me personally,

I don't fuck with the snitching, the rants and all that shit. But like Wack was saying, though, I can't sit here and be fake. There's a lot of niggas who got snitches in their hoods that they don't deal with. So if you're going to play them politics with six and nine, you got to play that shit in your own backyard too. But do you think anybody will start fucking wrong?

Yeah, I think so. And who will it be? Because currently we're on nothing. I mean, but honestly, bro, the fact that he's able to, he's getting a lot of press right now, And I feel like a lot of people don't care. Like, if you don't care about the street side of things, then who gives a fuck?

But this is the whole thing with six-nine is that it's obvious that, like, one thing that he did not talk about at all in that interview, which he used to talk about all the time every other fucking minute is about how successful his music is. And keep in mind, they just put out an album that was number two or whatever. And he had this video that got billions of views or whatever. and now he doesn't even talk about putting out music or as if he's going to make a comeback as a rapper. Like that just that seems like it's the last thing on his mind. Now granted, I get it. You probably have enough money that that's not like a big concern. But it's weird to see that like that has almost vanished from his conversation because that was always such a big part of his identity.

He wanted to prove that he was the toughest rapper and that nobody could say shit to him and that he was the most protected by these gangs, whatever. And he still basically does that by just saying like nobody will do anything to me. But then he used to always just brag about how successful his music was. And it's like he's completely forgotten about that side of things. Well, I look at it like this. There's way more civilians than they are gang members. You feel me? If you're a civilian, just like I said, when people ask me how they felt about him being on fresh and fit,

I said fresh and fit are supposed to interview him. But he wasn't on fresh and fit. Well, no, but that's what people were saying, though, because before the interview came out, the use their space. But even like I told you, if you didn't talk too much bad shit about the nigga, I wouldn't care that you did an interview with the nigga because you're a fucking civilian, you feel me? Right.

I mean, unless you want to be something else. But yeah, you're a fucking civilian, bro. So you're not supposed to hop into street politics. Now, I couldn't have a nigga on my show because I stand for something. People look at me in a certain type of light. But if you're not like that, then who gives a fuck? What do you think about the fact that I feel like I've seen more people mad at Wack 100 over the fact that he sat down and talked to six nine that i've ever seen anyone mad at him over

anything and i understand that a hundred percent because if you look if you stick to the cold the code says that you don't fuck with snitches we don't fuck with rapists we don't fuck with certain individuals once you tell if you're a street nigger and you tell your your rep is supposed to be gone after that shit and that's what 21 was saying i don't feel like no street dude should be even having a conversation with a snitch i understand that he's doing something else as far as business-wise

and to the climate of, I don't look at rap I don't look at rappers and I don't look at this industry as the streets. This shit is fake as fuck. You feel me? And any time that rappers

try to put real street shit in this industry, it always goes fucking bad. It always goes left and shit like that. So you can apply to me, you can apply those principles

when it comes down to entertainment. And I think what Wack is saying is that He never looked at 6-9 as a gang member to begin with, so he doesn't have a problem with talking to a civilian. I don't understand how you could, like, join a gang, carry red rags in your video, be claiming that you're in a gang. You've got a bunch of dudes who verifiably are in a gang,

saying that you're in a gang, and then... Sin and hits, doing all type of shit. And then it's like, no, he wasn't really in a gang. He snitched, but he wasn't really a gang. It's like, you were. in the gate you were part of all these shoes like the most basic definition of a gang member is like

somebody who you know is part of a criminal organization that is meant to make money and see clearly that's what he was part of even if he soon after swore off of it or relinquished his title and the logistics of it

I think makes people sympathetic for him they be like oh man nigga fuck your baby mama oh a nigga did this too they try to kidnap you he just tries to add context anytime he has a microphone in front of them to make people understand that they would do it. But that's the whole thing about people snitching is like, you don't think that Bobby Schmurter probably had all kinds of shit in front of them that made him feel like, oh, maybe, maybe I should do it.

He still didn't do it. Yeah, because he stands for something. Nobody said that not snitching was going to be easy. No. I mean, you know. Don't join. Don't join the life if you're going to tell on somebody. To me, it's so obvious that he's going to do this sort of pivoting.

it right like there's like a thing that you can do jake paul pulled it off connor like kana mcgregor his model of basically like you're big you're famous but people don't really like you that much like that was the problem that jake paul was in where it's like he built up this big youtube channel but his the image of his youtube channel was like it was for kids it's for like little kids it's for like teenagers maybe even younger etc and then all of a sudden jake paul finds himself he's like 21 and it's like all of a sudden kind of cringy for you to be making videos for little kids when you're like a grown man so what's he do he takes the fact that people hate him and he becomes a fucking connor mcgregor floyd mayweather style boxer where he really like embraces the

fact that people hate him he starts saying as many outlandish things as possible he starts calling out every fucking fighter and then meanwhile he actually gets pretty good it would seem at fighting but to me it kind of seems like six nine is going to go it in that direction because he's famous as fuck but people don't really want to hear him rap. I couldn't really see him being in like a movie. See, I disagree. I feel like

the people love 6-9 and the industry people in the industry don't like him. So it makes it seem that way. Because if you ever look at the comments, is all these fucking kids champion him. But he, okay. And granted, his music did sell like not terrible.

Like, if we were judging him based on like the standards that we judge other rappers and he sold, what, like 30K in the first week or some shit. I mean, that's okay. Like, that's fine. But he is not willing to accept himself just being another rapper who's getting like okay amounts of views or whatever. He's just not willing to sort of put himself into that slot and just be this sort of mediocre

rapper. He wants to be accepted and be capable of being considered one of the biggest rappers in the world. And it makes him so fucking mad that nobody thinks he can do that. But he regards him that. We got to be a hundred if we're going to be a hundred on all the chords. If you're blackballed from playlist, that's going to take a big amount of your sales away too. And you know that's probably part of why he's like not dropping music is because he knows he's not going to get that kind of support. Yeah.

Because, listen, that last project didn't do like impressive numbers on the album. Like obviously his YouTube videos, however it happens to get mad millions of views. If he puts out another project is going to do worse than that one. I don't know. So he can't do it. It can't unless he Unless he actually Manages to make a lot of music

That people really want to listen to His next album his the out the first album Or the first album out of prison Did well because yes Like somebody like me wants to hear what you have to say Out of prison so we're gonna listen to it That makes sense The next one has to do worse

So if the last one did like 30k or whatever This one's gonna do 20k Unless you manage to make it Fucking huge and as a rapper How do you make an album huge? Well, typically one of the main ways that people do it is that they fucking embrace just working with a ton of different artists it doesn't seem like you really has any artists that are dying to work with him

so what's he going to do who knows i don't care he could you know what i think actually would work if he did it he should go like rap rock couldn't you see him with like a band i can see that and like doing that kind of shit because that world he should rejoin city morgue you know But if he made like Citymore style stuff, and performed with a band and shit. But I mean, it still wouldn't make him happy. I don't think at the end of the day because I don't think that he cares about

anything as much as he cares about being respected in rap. Yeah. That's like his people. Even if he had a huge career making rock music or whatever, he should go to MGK route. Rap is based on the streets. But not pop punk. They get more metal.

Rap is based on the streets. The consumers are not street people so they don't care about the streets. But what is hot in rap? rap music is still largely dictated by the streets. Yeah. Because if every artist puts this in front of you, this is the guy that we like, this is the guy we like, guess what?

People are going to sit there and gravitate to that. But the average motherfucker, the average consumer who doesn't game bang, who goes to work and they pay for concerts, they don't care if somebody is snitching or not, or not doing no shit. But if that's true, then why was 6'9 one of the biggest artists in the world? And then he came out and put out an album and didn't really sell that good. And it just doesn't seem that popular anymore. He lost all his promo.

He lost all. He got black ball from everything. Yeah, but I'm saying, like to some extent, the casual fans do care. If somebody like Lil Durk and whoever else, like, looks at you like they don't like you, that is going to have an effect on the minds of a lot of other people in the game because if they know, oh, Lil Durk's my favorite rapper,

or I like fucking Drake or I like Blueface or whoever, all these people that have made it perfectly clear they don't fuck with them, I mean, that shit does have an effect on, the consciousness. I mean, if he does have a plan to drop music, he hasn't indicated it at all. Hey, man, whatever that nigga do, he'd do, I don't care about the kid. It is what it is. I thought it was crazy that he, during that interview, called out on well. And it's like, that's the last dude who actually is down to collab with you. And now you're calling him out too. No, he called him out because he wasn't down to collab with him. Oh, really? Okay. No, but I just,

why you're not allowed to talk? I just saw the, why is he on the podcast if he can't talk? I just saw the title. where it said, uh, I got to pee. You didn't even watch it. I didn't even watch it. I just saw the title. I'm a title reader for this one. You got the story wrong because number one, six nine was on there talking about how

Annuel dissed him in the club and basically said that he didn't want anything to do with them, but he didn't have a problem with him. And then the further way that this conversation has gone on is that I saw the short clip with academics talking to six nine and six nine was basically saying that like Annuel hit him up and said that. that didn't happen or whatever, but then 6-9 was insisting that it did happen. Either way, I mean, that's just another artist on the list who's not going to work with him. Yeah, exactly.

Which there's like really none left at this point. Yeah, it's such a weird fucking thing to see him in this spot where like everyone kind of pays attention to what he has going on. But like even, I just can't get over the fact that he didn't talk about music once on that thing. But it's not like anyone even thought suggests to him that he was going to really be. putting out music anytime soon. I don't know. Yeah. And like, unlike the Jake Paul situation, like, I don't see him becoming a boxer. Like, Jake Paul's already kind of physically fit. Like, he doesn't seem like, he's not tall, you know, like he doesn't seem ripped at all.

We haven't seen from 6-9 any indication that he actually, like, is capable of, like, getting really in shape or, like, you know, the boxing thing seems like kind of an obvious thing for him. And he did lose a bunch of weight at one point. But, like, you know, it's like, we haven't seen anything. that would indicate that he would be good at boxing by enemies. I mean, he does seem like he really wants to fight whoever, Lil Dirk, anyone. You think it's possible of him getting that $20 million he's asking for to fight Blueface? I mean, to me, it sounds insane.

Yeah, right? That was the number that Wack was tossing around on the phone earlier, too. Yeah, it seems like unreasonable. I feel like if there's anything 6-9 can do right now, it's be like a Twitch or a YouTube streamer. I feel like you could transition to that and make money off that. And people wouldn't care as much. I mean, think about why he doesn't want to do that because who the, that's like, it's like,

compared to being a rapper, exactly. Being a popular Twitch streamer is like you're a fucking homeless person. No, it's not actually. In reality, it's not like that because really if you were to look at what like the top streamers make, they probably make more than like damn near most rappers. But in terms of like social currency, you know, rappers are considered to be the top of the fucking food chain in a lot of ways besides maybe like movie stars or athletes. But then meanwhile, Twitch streamers are like considered like bottom wrong.

Yeah. Because like he could be, he could, there's so many things he obviously could do. He could have a podcast. He could be a huge streamer. He could be a huge YouTube channel guy, whatever. He could switch genres of music where they don't care about snitching, you know? But then what? Yeah.

These are all valid options that you would think that he would be pursuing if he wanted to. But instead, what's he want to do? He wants to go to clubs that he knows that other rappers are in. just to prove what that these rap is not going to fuck with him i guess and i mean everything he does he wants to go to fucking king vaughn's hood he wants to fucking pull up the nifty memorial see that's the that's the other part of it too that is fucked up to me is that you're doing this you're disand-dead niggas you're saying all this stuff and you can't play the civilian cars when you're doing shit like that right you know what i'm saying it's like nah like but that six nine still talks

about him being in the bloods as if he was in the bloods. He's like when I was in the bloods. Like he doesn't think he doesn't think of himself as not a gangster. He said on that fucking academic spot he said, I'm the biggest gangster in the game. And then when they're like, why?

He's like, because he takes care of his people's and that's gangster. Like what the fuck is wrong? Why do people say this? Just redefine words. If I take care of my kids, like I take care of my kid. I take care of my girl. We've got a nice house. I go to work every day and I do my job? Gangster.

That's not what gangster means. That's only gangster in the sense of like if AD comes in wearing a cool hat and I'm like, ooh, that hat is gangster. I know. It's not like your hat is really associated with a gang. It's a figure of speech. Yeah, exactly. That's gangster. My dad,

my dad went to work every day and he earned an honest living. Gangster. That was gangster. But that doesn't mean he's a gangster. Like, why are we so easily fooled? Why would he think that he would be able to get up on front of all these people in front of WAC 100 and just say, I take care of my family and I take care of people around me.

What are you talking about? The people around you were all in jail. And now granted, yes, some of those people may have done things to you that you have a reason to be. I wish that Wack was a little bit more informed. I had homies from my neighborhood that had done shit to me. I wish that Wack was a little bit more

informed about the details. About the details of what 6-9 did because there's a lot of people that he tattled on that he would not be, he would not be able to sit in that chair and defend tattling on those specific people if Wack actually

put him to the test. Would Wack was not, obviously, he's not the kind of guy that's going to be studying up fucking criminal cases. One of my favorite movies is the goodfellas. And if you look at the goodfellas, bro, it's called Goodfellas, not the Goodfellas. No, it's Goodfellas though. But you've seen Goodfellas, right? I have seen the good fellas. What was it? One of the

number one rules that they told him as a boy, they said you don't never tell on your friends. Never. No, you said, you don't tell on your friends. And to me, being gangster is standing for something, taking care of your people. And when shit hits the fan, you do not fold. Now, we can all argue that he's saddled up with a bad gang.

No. Or at least a gang that had some bad intentions. No, all gangs are like that. Exactly. Because if you sign up in any criminal organization, of course there's going to be some dudes who are fucking assholes. And especially if you're not really like taking care of them. Yeah, like everyone's nice there. If everybody's broke as fucking, you clearly have tens of millions of dollars, we know how this goes.

Do you know how many niggas I know as soon as they went to jail? Niggas was fucking their baby mama's bad mouthing them. They would kill their little brunt. It's all type of shit, bro, that gets fucked up into this gang lifestyle, bro. But you still aren't allowed to snitch. You still not allowed to snitch, bro. Even if you are locked up, you're doing 20 years. Let me tell you.

And meanwhile, all your home. Homies are doing fucked up shit. I have a homeboy. Train your baby mama like Kazumi. I have a homeboy, bro, who didn't do this crime. My other homeboy did it. You feel me? He did 10 years, my nigger, for a crime that he did not do.

He never told him my homeboy one time, bro. That's living life with conviction. That's crazy. I mean, but bro, but that's what you signed. If you signed up for this shit, you have to know what comes. Right now, bro, if somebody said, hey, AD, you're getting 40. years for something that you didn't do. I am not going to snitch, bro.

I stand for something, bro. If they're running trans in your baby mama. Nigger still, it's death before dishonor, bro. That's how this is. But 10 years later, did you ask him? Like, 10 years later, does he still have the same mentality? Like, oh, that was worth it. You know, that was worth it.

No, it's not the fact that it was worth it because what the other guy should have did is, hey, you know, I don't want my homie do 10 years for something. I did. He should have did that. But everybody is not solid like that, bro. Wax. Wax argument when we were on the phone earlier, it's kind of like, these dudes. all the nine trays did they fucked up originally they did by talking about their business on

the phone and having bro he told on shit that he didn't even know nothing he wasn't around for right but he's talking about before all that whack was saying those nine trade bloods are we're already in the wrong because they were talking about criminal actions on the phone and everyone breaks that rule yeah I mean no one follows that rule listen like the argument isn't don't snitch unless the other criminals are bad at crime and then you can snitch yeah right i'm pretty sure that those games are pretty much like you just never do it bro if your worst if your worst enemy my nigger comes in your house and tries to kill you my nigger and the police ask you you're supposed to not say nothing don't join this gang shit if that's not what you're prepared for it feels

like if you explain the logistics of like what we just talked about to a person who's thinking about joining a gang, most people would be like, that's not worth it. Join a gang. Nobody's joining a gang that is like capable of making a rational decision probably about this. Because people join games when their kids. Yeah, exactly. They just, they just realize. And people who join gangs as adults get made fun of ruthlessly within the rap game and shit. And for the record, joining the gang is dumb. You shouldn't join no gangs and shit like that. You know what I'm saying? Like, when you grow up around certain people and you grow up in an area

and every time you walk outside, it's around you. You don't have a lot of good male role models in your life to try to tell you something else. And you go find that family within your homies and stuff like that. You don't want to listen to your mom because you think your mom and your grandma

and everyone, they don't, not that they're born, but they can't teach you how to be a man. Yeah, yeah, exactly. Or how to get respect and shit. And if you don't have real male role models, you look to the people in your neighborhood that you look up to, hey, he's cool over there.

Well, he's a Crip. Maybe this is what being. and a man is and you do that shit it's not and they teach you these things and if i can go back and do this shit all over again i probably would still do the same fucking thing but that shit came with a lot of heartbreak i still had PTSD from all the bullshit you just think it's cool it's not cool it's not cool at all you like you like it's your environment because like me growing up like you were saying like you said that you would see some dude who's respected you would think like oh that's how i become a man like when i was when i was little kid you would i would gain respect for my older

homies by doing a skate trick or stealing bottles for weed you know what I mean like but imagine it was a leveled up imagine it was like beating someone up or killing someone it was more like like money right like the guys in your neighborhood that had all the money and nice cars and stuff like that you wanted to be like that you know what I'm saying you don't want to go work at ride aid like uh uh mr george and shit like that you don't want to be like that as a kid so your role models become the guys that tell me about mr george he's not he's not a real person I'm just giving up normally George is the first time. All right.

Crestanza. Cresanza. But what I'm saying, though, is joining the gang is stupid. It limits you from a lot of shit. It fucks up. Business moves. I didn't have business things happened to me, bro, because of my affiliations that fucked up, that it halted all type of shit for me, money and everything.

Luckily, I get to do other shit now and it doesn't affect me no more. But for a lot of people, they don't get the same type of opportunities that I didn't got. Interesting. As a person who's a part of a gang for two days. I completely wholeheartedly agree. Shut up, Yuri. Yeah, shut up, Yuri.

At least we can agree on something. Yaron needs to shut the fuck up. So have you guys heard about Governor Andrew M. Cuomo? Yeah. Yes. I'm glad that he's out. You are? Yeah, even though he's...

Why? Because it has nothing to do with the fact that, you know, the reason why people are mad at him now. Do you know why they're mad at him? Sexual assault shit. Okay. Harassment. But the only... This is what I saw.

like I'm reading through it because I had seen some like conservative people on social media basically trying to act like what he was being accused of sexual harassment wise wasn't actually that bad and that it was actually you know they're making it out to be so bad or whatever there's one like staffer that said that like he took a photo with her and he put his hands around and like under his shirt put his whole hand on her tit yeah I mean listen if you're the governor like you shouldn't do that to someone who's who works for you, no matter what, obviously. I wouldn't do like 1% of that.

You know, like I would be fucking, I wouldn't want to say anything about the breasts of any employee ever. It's like you're just asking to get in a shitload of trouble or to make her feel uncomfortable even if she doesn't report it. So clearly that's not okay. Grabbing a titty. Bro, you're the fucking governor. Even if you own the fucking gas station,

you could get hit with a crazy ass lawsuit for that shit. You're the fucking governor. like how fucking horny are you like this is not the line of work for you if you really want to just like be surrounded by like young attractive women that are going to just let you just fucking grab on to whatever you should join like a band or something you should be like a port star or like I don't know be Adam 22 get on steroids and go go to work at the strip club or something yeah be a bouncer like there's so many things you can do these are like think about what a staffer for a Democratic governor

is gonna be like fresh out of fucking college or whatever they're like early 20s or whatever they're the most on Twitter people on fucking earth you really thought you were just gonna be grabbing pussies and boobs and shit

and that they weren't gonna fucking gang up and tattle on you I'm not surprised like he's the one viral clip I saw of him before this whole news came out was like of him talking to something when COVID just became a thing

and he was like a part of some like news conference where some lady was basically saying that she can't find a job and she's like I lost my job because of COVID and then he basically said like it's your fault he's like go finding an essential job a central worker job he's like it's your fault that you're not finding an essential worker job and he's basically saying that everyone that's unemployed during COVID it's your fault for not having an essential worker job and like he said in such a blunt dumb way where I was just when I heard this news I was like I am not surprised to see this news come out touching boobs that's bad bro it was multiple people too right it was not just one you know what

I will say can I get a detective can I get a I think it's uh Thank you. I think it's like 11 women or something. Jesus Christ. But you know what? This is the weird asymmetry of this whole thing, though, is that when a Republican gets accused of doing a bunch of crazy-ass shit like this, they all just say, fuck you. We don't buy it.

He's a great guy. A Democrat? If it's a Democrat, they're in a fucking hurry to get you out of here. I mean, there are, like, he, like, these accusations have been floating around for a while. He actually, he really managed to like slip away from having to resign early, like, for quite some time. You know, like, it's been like weeks and weeks and weeks. And then they finally finished that investigation and it just made him look guilty as fuck. So he finally withdrew after being like basically forced to.

But I mean, he did hold out for an impressive ass amount of time, to be fair. He fucking fought. He did not want to go. Is he going to face any repercussions other than leaving his job? I think one woman is filing, like, a legal case. So she actually works with the police. It'll be real, like, it'll be real lame if he literally just has to leave his job and get some servants pay and then no one ever hears of him again. You know, and he's like living in some lake house and he's going to get some kind of a cool job being a consultant or something.

They only fail upwards. Yeah. It's like he doesn't have a fucking, well, I mean, I don't know. How much trouble are you going to get in for sexual harassment? Like, in court? They got to prove it, too. I think I prove it There's a picture you said it

So picture Him grabbing the boot Yeah Whoa Didn't you say There was like During a picture He did that

I don't think you could see The hand on the hood Oh okay okay Which is the hidden thing Yeah Don't grab boobs In politics Although that would be nice

Don't join politics at all To be honest We need politicians though I saw We need people to lie to us We need politicians Why honest ones Because otherwise

There's no anarchy Who will lie You know It's anarchy right now, to be honest. It actually is. No, it's not. It's a fucking definition of anarchy.

If this is anarchy. Have you been keeping up with what's going on? Historically low crime rights? No. Yeah. There's been a spike in crime recently, but I mean, for the most part. Have you seen what's been going on in Chinatown in the Bay Area? Nigger, there's not anarchy, though.

Anarchy is like to see the movies and people are revolting and smash and shit up. When you talk about Chinatown, the Bay Area, it's like. People are getting mugged midday every day. That's not anarchy. But yeah, I mean, more people. People that average getting mugged is bad. Like, you know, there's been like, you know, eight, like, elderly Asian people who've, like got randomly attacked in the Bay Area and stuff. But I mean, anarchy.

Like, that's a spite. It's like, it's still, like, you know, it's not even double-ditching people. That's, like, one thing. I was talking about this to my fucking Iranian personal trainer this morning who I always referenced. He always called him a bitch-ass person, too. He would never come on here because he doesn't stay up this late. Does he even watch this shit? You just talk shit about him?

Goes to sleep at 5 p.m. Because I think he will resign. He does. He goes to bed super early because he wakes up at, like, fucking cool. Nick, you go to bed early too. He waits at like three in the morning. He goes to bed like nine. That doesn't make sense.

All the time you're saving going to sleep, you're wasting like in other parts. It doesn't make sense. You might as well just be a normal person. He wakes up early because his job starts early. People want to work out at like four or five in the morning. Jesus Christ. That sounds terrible. So he has to go to bed super fucking early.

I can't imagine. I can't get myself to go to bed before midnight. Yeah, I mean, maybe 11. I need like 2 a.m. I'm really exhausted. I'll go to bed at like 11. Anyway, we were talking this morning. And he said, he's like,

you know it's so crazy to me like America compared to like where I used to live in Iran he's like it's so not racist it's so open minded to women it's so like open minded to homosexuals but meanwhile everybody in America spends all the

fucking time just talking about how racist everything is and how fucking women are in danger and all this shit and it's like you kind of like lose track of the fact that it's like clearly America in 2021. Despite its laws.

It's like the best place. Bro, I think about that all the time. And history for people that are not, you know, for people that are minorities, basically, whether it's fucking women

or gay people or different races, whatever. Like if you, if you're a black person and someone calls you a racial slur, I mean,

clearly now is your best chance in history of them like losing their job. If you have some kind of recording of it, you know, being crucified on Twitter. Yeah. And I mean, that's just, you know,

because there's some, it didn't exist. There's some countries you can't be homosexual. Almost every country. Like in Russia, dude. The Tower band is like taking over again. And that's like the first thing that they do is they shut down the girls only schools. Wow.

They fucking, you know, make men grow out their beards and shit. They throw gay people off the roofs and shit. It's like, you know, we got a little Nazek shaking his little booty with all these guys in a fake prison. I feel the same way as your trainer, though, is like whenever I heal. What's the problem? Like, we got to hear Ben Shapiro.

talk about it. Yeah, exactly. One minute video on Twitter. The fuck cares. Whenever I hear people complain about how like corrupt or bad America is, I'm like, dude, Russia is a million times worse. Like, almost every other country. And they always like, sometimes people refer to like, oh, Switzerland has a crime rate

of 0.3.3%. You're like, yeah, that's one country with like barely, barely any people in there. We're gigantic. Exactly. I mean, the only thing that I can talk about is the police and police brutality. That is, our people. We get fucked over when it comes down to that in the government. You never hear of people getting shot to death by the police in Russia.

No. Never. You don't hear about you? Yeah. You don't hear about shit like anywhere. You hear them getting beaten up and mugged and people like tell you like, you'll give me some money or else I'll arrest you type shit. Like, you know, there's corruption, but they're not killing people for like, you know,

running a red light and shit like that. Minorities, my people and the government and the police force has always been a fucked up situation. You know what I'm saying? So like that's the only thing that I can say. Say other than that, like, America's a beautiful place. You know what I'm saying? It's a beautiful place. I wouldn't want to live nowhere else.

It's crazy how, like, even just saying that, like, I saw this clip from the Olympics of this one athlete, and I'm not sure exactly what her sport of choice was, but she's black. And she's so enthusiastically. I think she just won a gold medal. She's freaking the fuck out. And they're asking her, like, what do you, like, what do you think of your country? And she's just like, I love America. I love this country.

she just says that she loves America no caveats or anything and it was like kind of crazy because you're sort of like so used to people trying to say that America's also kind of fucked up when they have an opportunity to put it with sponsorship dollars when she didn't do it it was kind of like oh my god like and especially just when videos like going viral

you expect that there's going to be a twist at the end and then I'm like watching it and realizing like oh the twist is that there is no twist she just sincerely hyped on America they're like pull McDonald's now Yeah. No. It's fucked up.

I can't be proud to be an American. Can I also just say this, that the standard for women is so low. For what? What do you mean? Sweetie got the fucking McDonald's collab out of your Travis Scott. I don't understand that either. Who's going to go to McDonald's for a sweetie burger? I'm just saying, Travis Scott is one.

Sweetie got a Sprite, too. Travis Scott, objectively, everybody knows I'm not a huge fan of his music. He's objectively, like, by far one of the most popular rap artists. But he's a hype master. Besides the music, it's like his clothes, everything. The personal brand that he has built up around his music is so gigantic. I'm watching this video, a sweetie out of McDonald's. They got a whole police force.

They got 15 cops. They got security guards. They got fucking barriers up around the entire McDonald's. There's like three people. There's like 14 fans. And they're all like 12-year-old girls. Sweetie, sweetie. I'm like, bro, think about how fucking rigged this game is that Sweetie got the collab after fucking Travis Scott.

She finessed them. If she, who's going to get her next? They might go really underground for the next one, bro. They might have a space ghost per McDonald's meal after this. I don't know. That'd be fine. Who else can get one? I would get a space ghost perp McDonald's meal before Suedees to be honest.

He's kind of controversial. I mean, the one thing you could say about her, though, even though, even though her music is clearly, like, like a million times less popular than Travis Scott's is that she has built like a nice personal brand to her, right? She got a sprite deal. I don't think people are going to be flocking to the fucking McDonald's to cop this meal. I'm totally honest. And also it's not a loss for her because it's not like she released an album and people like people

are like, oh, 14 people showed up. It's like people don't care if people show up or not. You know what I mean? She just got a bag basically. If Travis Scott was at the McDonald's for that mean greed, it would have been the whole. The whole town would have been shut. That's anarchy. Someone would have died.

People would have been collecting the napkins on the floor. Like people would have been picking up the trash from the floor of that event. A fried cook would die. To be honest. I would personally show up and murder a fry cook. He was going to kill a nigga like Spons Bob. She didn't even get a fucking merch collab with this, right? It's just, I think she did.

But isn't it weird? Can you pull up the fucking sweetie McDonald's meal on the screen? I think she did get a merch collab. Put us little in the corner. I want to see what the fucking. merch collab is. Just search Sweetie McDonald's, pull it up in the screen. And her meal... Google as a family.

Her meal is not custom at all. But it's weird. In comparison to Travis Scott. Travis Scott is the most basic meal of all time. I think that's just barbecue sauce. I think that's a reason why she got it because she's known for making concoctions with food. Oh, right. Is that part of it?

Just drop the Suiti meal. The iciest summer collab is finally here. You can put us in the corner? We're in the corner. We're in the corner. Chicken nuggets and a burger. The ICS Summer Club is finally here. A Big Mac, four-piece chicken McNuggets, medium fries, a medium sprite with suedey and sour and tangy barbecue sauce.

So I was run. This is the most basic meal ever. Wait. It just comes with the Swede and Sourney and Sour. McDonald's do you normally, can you even get sweet. Travis Scott didn't have a custom sauce like that. Yes, he did. Well, it wasn't custom, but he had the barbecue sauce.

But no, he had the barbecue, but it wasn't a custom labeled one. That I want to collect. Do we know that it's going to be that designer in stores? If it is, then I would actually get it because Travis Scott didn't have that. here. Enter the Soidi, so weak. Everything is sweet in front of it. Enter the suiti, sweet steaks.

Hey, so sweetie fans. Also, I want to say she has one of the worst names in the history of rap music. I feel gay every single time I say it. I'm just, and not that I have anything, no de baby.

I love the gay people. No de baby. Nobody wants to say soidi. Especially three times in a row, back to back to back. And nobody wants to enter a sweet steaks. Anyways I think some little

This is what I wanted to see Remix it like Suiti Fries in your Big Mac or a chicken McNugget sandwich The Swidi meal Was made to be Remixed and remixed again

So get your meal hack on You have Soidi's Blessings Look at this How do you eat any of those Who would want to remove The top from a big bag And it has ketchup on top

Eat both some fries And that's way too much ketchup This is what I want to know Are they? going to do this for you? Or are they going to, or do you have to do this yourself? Because A chicken nugget sandwich? You're just going to give me a box of chicken nuggets. If it's wrapped in the thing, it's over. And then a bun and then some fucking, some ketchup. And you're going to ask me to do it. I'm not going to be able to do this concoction right here. This is ridiculous.

Dude, I'm guessing that Suidi takes a bath every time she eats McDonald's because everything's so messy, dude. Like, how are you supposed to hold any of those sandwiches by getting it all over your hands? This is, but has she ever done anything like that? What was the thing that she was doing? that people thought was so crazy. It doesn't even make sense. It was something with a cup of noodles. Go back to those. Check out the remixes.

I want to see this. How do you hold either of those? Like, you need a fork and knife. Order. Keeps crawling down? I'm not with the ketchup on the top. Free fries now, free McDonald's. And you know they're going to give it to you wrapped in the package

and the ketchup is not going to look nice anymore. This link? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Going to the McDonald's and holding up the picture of all the Swedish and saying, yeah. imagine taking that to go I want these do it exactly like this

they're going to say fuck you imagine holding up the drive it they're not going to do this for you this is like an art project for you that's why they say you remix it exactly you do it out of your table this is what I find so fascinating about the McDonald's collabs is that

they go out of their way to work with the biggest fucking artists well with the Travis Scott thing and now Suiti I guess is maybe Jay Bobbins maybe yes oh my god that is a good point Jay Balvin is huge though I've heard he is

I don't fucking I speak English I don't listen to that shit So I don't know In his Spanish world Shoo Yeah kind of a mystery to me I don't I don't speak

Latinx or whatever Oh yeah So there's a mystery to me But yes I understand It's very big But they won't actually Introduce any new elements Everything so far

Has been a remit The Suiti sauce If it actually looks like that That's cool Right At least that's a little A custom packaging They did do the merch

though. But so I don't see any merch here though. Can we scroll all the way up to the top to see if there's like, if there was merch, it would say something about the merch. But I've seen her wear a shirt. There was some McDonald's shit. Travis Scott merch shit was fire. Yeah. It's like, at least make some custom chicken nugget shapes. The merch was custom.

Yeah, but to make a custom. Yeah. It's like some diamonds. But like you're saying, it's like it's not even custom. It's like you're going there, I don't know, maybe to support your artist. Did Travis Scott get something new? No, it was this barbecue sauce? But the barbecue sauce didn't even have a custom label. And they make you lie and act like you're so enthusiastic about the slight modification to the meal.

Like Travis Scott had to really put out a press release being like, I love barbecue sauce on my prize. So McDonald's let me make my dreams come true. Sweet and sour on the chicken sandwiches is fine. You will never get an ranch. Ranch on a chicken sandwich. Hell no. Yeah, I'm getting it. You've disrespected the brand.

I never did. Blats for Arby's. You did. You know how they tested a subway tuna for two? And they were like, oh, there's no tuna in this tuna. I want someone to test Arby's meat. And they're going to be like, dude, there's no meat. That's high quality pin right there, brother.

Somebody made a fuck Arby shirt today. And everybody tagged me. And I'm looking for that guy. I'm out of blood. Whoa. Beef. If I was going to associate myself with any fast food chain, AD can get an Arby sponsorship.

Don't be surprised if I'm in a commercial. I told you yourself. My question is, will Burger King fireback? On who? Oh, would get a lot? endorsements. They ain't got the bag like McDonald's though.

Well, how do you know? Of course, they have money that fucking bag like that. I want to custom Aiden Ross meal. If they're going to go

and spend. Who eats Burger King like that? Except me. They're everywhere. Unless you want me to do a commercial for it. I'm not saying, listen, Burger King, Wendy's, I get it.

They're not as big as McDonald's. But if McDonald's can go and give Travis Scott like $10 million to do this kind of deal, where is the Burger King fucking young thug meal? Carl's Jr. needs to bring back.

You know how they, they would bring on like those models to eat the sandwiches all like like in slow motion and shit no they're gonna bring that back now that McDonald's going so crazy you tell me when they had the car wash yeah they'll be eating the sandwich they had jessica simpson going like oh the sandwich so good ever you told me that the song at the car wash is a big part of understanding black culture i never told you that yes you did no you told me like if you want to understand our people watch this video over and i definitely did not do that it was in a vlog you want to understand our people watch roots and see what your people did to my people who i was thinking about watching that

but it's always like, oh, do I really want to get bummed out? I don't want to watch it next to you. I'm going to punch you. Yeah. That's unfair. You said it's unfair? It's unfair. That's nothing to do with it, really.

Hey, it's funny, though, because my people say it when that movie came out and white people watching theaters with them, they were scared as fuck leaving that shit. Yeah. Living in groups. Tuddle together. Do you think that there's a risk of that happening? If what? An uprising in the movie theater?

Like, that the movie could convince a bunch of black people that, that they've been wrong so much that they would then just destroy all the white people sitting next to them. I don't think... That's kind of a leap of faith. I ain't going to lie, though. Temperes could be high, though.

When I watched 12 years of slave, that shit made me, like, kind of mad when I left that motherfucker. Yeah. Did you guys hear of what happened in a movie theater recently? I'm going to critique you as a podcast. Sorry.

He says something interesting. You say, Have you guys heard of this random thing that has nothing to do with what you're talking about? It does have to do with what I'm talking about. Good. Mr. Phoebeon. Good podcasting.

Listen, this is good podcasting is I bring up a topic and we go in depth about that topic. You dash off and you try to make it about something else. No, it was about movie theaters like we were talking about. Okay, that's connected, but it's not elaborating on the original idea. You're darting around too much. And when I did the podcast with you, you did this way too much too, is that like I would tell a story. I mean, like presumably the point of you having me on a podcast was for you to learn about me. And then like I would volunteer a story and then you would just be like, well, what about this?

And like, just tell me. This happened to me one time. And it's like I was just thinking of my head. I'm like, that's like a weird thing that I think you have to fight, which it does seem kind of normal and like normal conversation. But as like an interview or like when doing a podcast, I feel like you need to be able to like dig into a topic and really flesh out your thoughts. No, I didn't realize that until I did the timestamps for that podcast. But I realized that we're like you don't feel bad because this happened. used to happen to me a lot.

That was Duno notes me. AD's main problem is I've had 80 coes on so many podcasts. He's never asked the questions. What? I mean, just you don't really ask, you don't like inquire. Because it's easy for you to talk about yourself.

It's hard for you to like get into someone else's head. See, because I like playing the back role when you do it. I'm there for support and comic relief in my head. Well, on here, but on your podcast, it's like,

you want to like dig up. You want to like get any of the, But we don't really have, we really don't have guests no more. We just, we just chop it up like homies. Yeah, but I'm saying like when you're co-hosting with me, it's like, you know, I always kind of like want to know what you want to know about people because I feel like that would be very revealing. But I feel like you haven't really got into the groove of asking them.

That's, well, no, I did it with Kevin Samuels. That's why I sit. What did you ask him? I told. Kazumi talking about 50 guy game bang? No. You didn't know that he had cancer and I bought that shit up and I asked him about that shit. Oh, okay.

There you go. But I'm just saying, that's why. I sit in on the ones that I personally like. Some you be like, can you sit in with me? And I'd be like, all right, I'm there for support. But it's like, for me to want to sit down, I have to like really be interested in you and I can ask those questions. You know what I'm saying?

That's fair. Because I'm not like an interviewer. I'm like a party officiator. Yeah. Has podcasting become different for you through not drinking? Actually, no. You know what's crazy is that I told myself before that I can't make music without drinking.

I can't do my show without drinking. I can't do anything without drinking. And then some of my best shit I made musically was me being sober. And some of my best episodes on the podcast is me being sober. So I'm like, I don't need that shit. That shit, you know? Like, I always thought like, oh, I can't, like, fall asleep without weight. So, like, then I'm fucking randomly won't have weight.

And I fall asleep in, like, two minutes. It's like, you convince yourself that you need drugs to do things that you really don't need drugs for. And they call that a crutch, too. So there's like, if you need a crutch to do anything, then you're not really a master at something. You going to the club and just having to take mushrooms just because you need to do something. I need to do something.

You know what? That's just me just trying to figure it out. But I've been having fun, bro, just like being myself at the clubs. I thought I was going to hate it because I told myself, if I'm sober, I hate being places. I'm like, nah. I've been having the same amount of fun. I've been having ginger beer and. Mushrooms at a club seems like the worst.

Oh, it's the worst. I didn't do it twice. I'll never do it again. It's like usually want to be with close friends and very few people. Yeah. Because you can feel like the walls is. Don, don't, don't. It's so.

Don't, don't, don't. People have given me so many mushrooms over the past, like, year or two, and I just have them all in a drawer. And I just, I never, like, feel the need of, like, oh, I'm going to be sitting on the couch for a few hours tonight. Maybe I should just freak out. I don't think I need anything anymore. I think I'm being high off of life, and I like it better.

I'm making better decisions. I'm more alert. I'm getting healthier, so it's like, yeah. How's the diet? Diet is good. You're not fucking up? No, actually, no. I'm so jealous of you that you had been consuming

you know, maybe like 10,000 calories of fucking alcohol every week that it's so easy for you to have like lose weight right now because you're just removing a ton of shit that you were putting into your body. Meanwhile, I'm over here. I don't even, I don't have that thing.

It's not like, oh, like, when you like go to lose weight and it's like you should quit drinking soda. Well, okay, I did that. The only thing I have to quit is I just have to quit snacking at night. You've gotten a lot better. I don't know what was like crazy too. On top of the drinking, I used to do like two real bulls a day for like two to three years.

I know. You would drink hell of Red Bulls. Yeah, bro. I feel like, bro. It's like one a day usually. That much sugar was like, but I can feel the difference. My body be like, it's been craving that shit. Like I need some sugar.

I need some sugar. I need some sugar and shit too. So I just been fighting through that shit and alcohol withdraws and shit. You might not have to take a nap during the listening to music stream on Friday either. He doesn't. I don't even come anymore. He's not. I'm not pretending that that was like a thing.

I like that. I like it better though anyway that fucking Vail and Kiki get to do that shit too. You know what I mean? Like yeah. And then too like that was like once the world was closed down. The shit's open. Yeah. Yeah.

Like no, Friday's is. I want to just like, like one thing I really want to do is I want to like have more live streams on the channel. But have them just be like more entertaining and like, you know, like it's weird because it's like, oh yeah, you have a podcast. So what would be like? like an AD lead stream on here be like you know like something that's different than like a

podcast but it's a stream but it's not just listening to music niggas just listen to music video games only so many people are going to want to see that video games but i'm doing that myself though yeah yeah i don't know like when i look at the fresh and fit thing they just like landed on a really good thing and they do do interviews and stuff but the thing that they do where they do streams, they have a bunch of chicks, and then they just talk about shit and they get the girls involved, that's kind of brilliant. Because there's like five million fucking different girls that you could just bring in there. Whereas like finding a dude who has like a good enough personality to be on camera consistently is kind of like a thing. Sounds like me. Women can just get by on just

like, oh, you're hot. You know English. I think I think there's dope-ass ideas for a live stream if they wanted to do that shit. Like even like me with hats, bro, I could do fucking hat reviews or something like that and people to send shit in and stuff. It's all type of situations and shit. Well, the address is in the description of this YouTube video, right? Yeah, if people want to send in stuff to the PO box, whether it's shirts, whether it's hats from Mr. Hat guy over here. Maybe if we get enough hats, we could do a hat live stream. Cat and Hat.

So I bring up the fact that Fresh and Fit are genius for bringing a bunch of girls on, you're like, well, I'm going to bring a bunch of hats on. I know, right? There's something I think more appealing about a bunch of women than hats. It can be different things, though. I mean, I noticed that, like, questions as well. too. People like when we talk to them when they just answer our question. They donate to ask us questions. I think that's dope as fuck too. We can make that a live stream

thing. Yeah. And I mean, look at like what academics does on the stream. He does it by himself, which is actually pretty impressive. He just sits there. He pulls up news stories that he wants to talk about. He pulls up some random video, watch a little bit of the video, stops the video to talk about the video, responds to people in the chat.

I mean, that's the kind of streams that it would be cool to have on here where it's more like just a couple of the guys and they're like surfing the internet. that's what I really want to make is like for the next set like assuming that we got this next space or whatever I kind of want to make it less like a fucking table environment doing the interviews and more like a super comfortable area

with like couches and like the mics are set up so that you can like move the mics around and stuff but it's like you're couches you get super comfortable chair because like my own goal with doing the interviews and shit is make it as comfortable as possible environment so I think people love smoking and shit on here. But realistically, it's like you are sitting at a desk in an office chair. If we had like a cool ass couch and like bean bags, nice chairs

and it was like super comfortable and you're just smoking in this environment, I kind of think that would be better than like the table with office chairs thing. That has always obviously been our thing. It would be super true. I agree, though. It would be more comfortable. You'll probably get more out of people. Because if you really have it be like the coolest hangout area

ever, then you're going to have like even less of a hard time just getting people to be down to just kick for hours and hours on a live stream. Make it as comfortable as possible. And that new location would help with those live streaming ideas too. It's like you'll probably do a bunch of more stuff. Yeah, I mean, that's the thing that kind of sucks right now is just that we don't really

have like enough room to build out a bunch of dope sets. Like we could kind of like build one, you know, against this wall and stuff. I mean, we might as we can. But it's, I remember my podcast started what we was saying that we was going to do didn't happen. What? We were supposed to have like the bar area. and we were supposed to have

like the guests come out with bottle service that's what we was thinking it's so easy to like think up big ideas but then to actually and then I got the wall every week I got the wall you got the wall hey I got to go piss so you you guys talk about things that are fucking

Russian in cell and a guy from Compton would talk about Ask me some questions Yuri Bompton to Balabasis Go watch my Walee the Sensei interview shout out to Wally Sensei Wally not Wale Walee I said Wally didn't I think I said Wale

who you vomited on oh my god ask me some questions Yuri because you know as we know this is you were my first choice as a co-host I want to know

what this show would look like ask me some questions which I appreciate you for that I don't know I don't have any questions for you off the top of my head

bro ask me fucking something are you gonna watch Fast and the Furious 9 is it out it's gonna be out or I think it is out already I feel like no one cares anymore Yuri that's the stupidest fucking question

Do you have any questions for me? You can ask me anything, and that's what you asked me in my going to see Fast Furious 9. Think, come on. I'm trying to think. Give me something good. I don't want to leave it too long of an awkward silence, but how long has it been since you quit drinking? About a month, I believe.

About a month. Interesting. And the doctor tell you like, oh, you have to quit for a certain amount of time and you can potentially get back into it, like glass of wine a day type show or it's like for the rest of your life. No.

He told me don't go cold turkey, just limit to what I did. But I wanted to go cold turkey. That's crazy. Yeah. I remember I had a family member who also went cold turkey, and they had no side effects at all. I've been having bad side effects. Jesus Christ, that's crazy.

Like insomnia and my energy levels, they're getting back there. But yeah, it's been a hard fight. But I tell you what, I never want to go back to drinking again. You don't have those moments where you're like hellless stress style, like something goes wrong in your day and you're like, I need a fucking beer, dude, or something like that. We're like, I need a shot, just one shot. I think you just need to find healthy ways of dealing with that.

And, you know, I always knew that one day I was going to have to stop. But seeing how much of effective as a human I am now and I don't need it, there's no reason to me to continue to put poison in my body. That's great. I applaud, like, your, you know, your mental will, like how you're able to just to be like, dude, I'm worried about my health. I don't want to do that anymore, you know, because a lot of people will joke around with that stuff and be like,

ho-ho, like I'm fucking up my body. Look at me and drinking. I ain't gonna lie, man. Shout to the No Jumper fans because there's been so many No Jumper Watchers that have been DMing me and like, bro, you motivate me to stop this and get my help going. And it's like, there's been hundreds of fucking people who've been like, man, I'm with you and shit like that.

So I don't want to let the No Jumper fans down either by relapsing and doing those shit. So I'm sticking to that shit. I got a lot of people watching me. I feel like, if a doctor told me, like, probably like one of the last things that would ever want to do would be to give up eating, you know, steak. If the doctor told me, I'd be so bummed.

No more steak. I guess I'm not eating more steak. Like if a fucking doctor told me you're going to have a heart attack, if you keep it in steak, I guess I'm going to stop, you know, because it's like realistically I don't want to die. So, you know, if I got to switch to chicken and fish, fine. And I mean, I do eat chicken and fish, probably a lot more than steak on average. But, you know, if the doctor tells you, it's like, what, you'd have to be kind of crazy.

keep doing it. But some people, they still do because I know a lot of people who had the same situation happen to them. But you have like a nice upward trajectory to your life. Like you know, like if you kind of like hate your life, if you hate your job and you know, you just married to some chick that you hate being

around and stuff, you know, like you objectively, if you could look at your life rationally, could be like all right, you know, like things are going pretty good for me. I guess I probably would rather die at like 80 than like six months. And then two, bro.

I got small children too, bro. And that especially if you need a reason. Yeah, I mean. I have so much, like, great things happening in my life right now. And I feel like this was the perfect thing. Like, I feel like that was always holding me back. And I didn't even know how bad it affected people around me until now. People, like, sharing it with me and saying things like, oh, yeah.

You threw up on me. Not necessarily throwing up though, but I haven't made the best decisions. You molested me. No. You were drunk and you fucked me. But then too, even like this weekend, like I go out, everybody's like, bro, take a shout with me. And I'm like, I don't drink no more.

They're like, what the fuck? I'm like, is that my whole like identity? Kind of. That's bad. That was a big part of your identity before. Yeah. That's crazy that you not only quit cold turkey, but you still continue to go out every weekend. Like the challenges you face.

You've been going on at last, right? I'll be going on the same month. Yeah, but see, the thing is is that I noticed that I don't need that to bring joy. The whole point in me going out is to have fun with my friends and network. And I'm having funds with my friend and still networking. And the only difference is, and too, like, bro, like, I've been into audio books and, like, really deep thinking and things of that nature, too. So I'm looking to everything like I'm just sharper when it comes down to everything.

I like that. I like the new me actually way better. Me too. Yeah. You're less aggressive. I'm kidding. Yeah, well, I mean, like,

I don't even really think about it. But when I compare myself now to the way that I was like, you know, four years ago or three years ago or whatever, it's like, I mean, I'm like a million times more efficient,

getting shit done so much healthier. Like, I mean, and I was doing like actual drugs, too, on top of the fucking alcohol. So, I mean, it was, but it was, it made it so that, I was just like infinitely less dialed in at my job or like making money and all that kind of stuff.

I would be leaving so much on the table if I was fucking still at that level of productivity. And I've been seeing people that I know and I've been watching them off of liquor and I'm just like, damn. I can't stand some of these people. So I know some people couldn't stand me. And me too, liquor always made me very emotional. So something that would be like a four, it'd be like an eight in my head. And then when I'm sober, I'd be like, all right, I was tripping over this and shit like that, though. So, yeah, I like the healthy life way better, man.

I've been having, like, way more energy, too. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, it's very respectable and very cool that you were just able to do all that. I'm not sure you really drinking. You can have the Don Julio for me. Oh, I'm down. Do you have a collection that I can take?

You think I have a drinking problem? No, I don't think I have a drinking problem, but I did notice that when we were moving into this new place, Riley and I, like, took a, like, a two-week break from streaming in the show. and then when I got back into streaming I realized like damn my alcohol tolerance is way lower even from that two week break and I realized You only drink on stream mostly? Yeah, I only drink on stream like I will know like sometimes like

even when we're not streaming will take maybe one or two shots but never enough to feel like extremely drunk but I only get drunk on stream I remember when I got back into streaming I realized like oh shit like I actually did build up a tolerance that I lost and I am drinking a lot and then recently after the beer pong stream I did where Josh and Trevor cheated to win in. I started realizing like, damn, like, I'm really like fucking up my body for, you know,

to entertain people, which is like, that's my goal. But yeah, I gave you $5 to do a fucking, uh, damn. Yeah. And recently like my lungs have been hurting too. And I'm just like, I'm like, do you really want to be Steve will do it just like torturing your body. Bro, he's giving away $50,000 every day. I'd love to be still with Steve. But you're making like 0.01% of what he's making. But you're putting your body through the same torture that he's doing. Like, you just not going to be like I don't think your fans are gonna like like the drinking is like you're making it part of your streams but it doesn't have to yeah and like you were saying also is like during the stream sometimes I'll be really drunk and I'll think like

oh this is funny and entertaining and then I'll go back to rewatch it and realize I look like an idiot and I sound like an idiot the whole time and I'm like why did people even continue watching this like I'm literally like you know acting really dumb right now I'm drunk is like the easiest way to make your content kind of like entertaining too though because you just get out of control. And you don't think about shit rationally. Yeah. So you and O T falling all over the ground in here with Yassie. To me that was fun. That was funny. Yeah, but me watching it, it gave me the biggest like, oh yeah, that's what drunk people are like, cringe. This is why people don't drink on podcast. Oh my God. Like drunk people are so fucking annoying and they think they're so amazing.

It's true. I mean, hey, we hit what a million views? Multiple. Hey, that's great content. Thanks to that. Thanks to the alcohol. Some of the best ideas were thought of drunk. Could you imagine if I, like, got drunk on here for the Black China interview? And instead of, like, you know, her just getting up and leaving, I was like, no, fuck you bitch. And I was like drunk as fuck, like yelling at her and shit. I bet you guys were both drinking. You would have been, like, buddies at a bar.

It would have been like a two-hour podcast. Me and her getting drunk together would have definitely changed that podcast. Especially because, like, if me and her both take a shot, she's getting drunk way faster than me. That bathroom is definitely being used. You know? Yeah. So, but she also probably, I think she's an alcoholic.

Really? But also once you're drunk, you're... I don't know. I shouldn't say it. You shouldn't say that. I'm pretty sure that she, like, drinks, like, significantly. So she probably has way higher tolerance than me. Hmm.

She should do donations for shots. She probably make a lot of money. Ass shots. Jeez. You should do a stream where you raise money to get a fake ass. Bro, speaking of fake asses, we went to Universal Studios, right? And obviously, I don't have a kid,

And I don't have, you know, I don't watch kid movies, so I don't keep up with all the new kid movies and shit that are out there. But there was, like, some character who was running around that was meant for the children. It was like some sparkly, like, I don't know, gremlin type thing. And had a big old booty. And I was like, it was like walking past this. I was like, babe, like, look at this, the character's butt. Like, it was like a BBL on a character, like a character for kids.

Did you have fun at Universal though? Yeah, we had a great all time. But I was just surprised. I was like, kids are watching. Like, this is a kid's character. You got turned on by it? I didn't get turned on, but it's just like it was a big old butt. We know what turned you on.

You would have hit it. Everybody knows what turns Erie on. Speaking of which. Good old oranges. Why do you think he works at Nell Jumper? Look at our logo. Oh. Who do you think gave ideas for that logo?

If we just remove, we should make, oh, that's a good idea. We should make a signature of your shirt where we take the basketball where we just removed the lines and then we just put little perforations. And then you got to like. Oh, that's sick. Like apple. I don't want cum losing out of my orange. No, not that.

It'll be before he smashes it. Dude, the prepared one. I'm not going to allow those two rings got me fucked. Really? Bro. They might have been bottom of the barrel. You eat two rings right now and you tell me. I'll eat a whole bag right now.

Do it. $100. Pass them. How dare you disrespect our 2020 futuristic strips? Dude, I ate a whole bag of these and literally the whole next day felt like a zombie. So I'm not underestimating the effects of 2020 for sure. You were saying that the rings don't do nothing.

No, I'm surprised that you are high off too because you eat these every day all day for breakfast and dinner. My brother said, don't do none to him. Yeah, but your brother's a fucking cyborg. I could see him having a big tolerance, to be honest. That nigga is... He's fried. I opened it in such a way where I can't do.

We're not talking about Kiki, by the way. We're talking about his other stoner brother. Yeah, with the bug eyes. I miss him. I haven't seen him in a minute. A lot of his have bug eyes, do he? Yeah, do. My brother has bug eyes?

Yeah. Oh. That's like his whole thing. I guess. I can't get into this bag. Can you pass that red one that's open? Yeah, past the one that's already open. They are tricky to open. You kind of need scissors for my experience.

Or long nails, coke nails. Or a knife. Or a knife. Or a gun. Like a samurai sword. That's dope. You ever shot your way into some edibles? That'll be sick.

Opening my edibles. Pop, pop, pop, pop, bha. Anyway. I'm high, bro. Is that the end of the show? It feels like the end of the show. What are you doing on your show tomorrow? talking shit like we usually do.

I would like to remind everyone that we had CMAX the Logue eating ass on the Patreon. Yes. With rice and Jambalaya. And that I will be dropping a video within the next couple of days updating everyone on some big changes that we're making to the Patreon movie. One thing is that the audio is now back on Apple, Spotify.

For Patreon? Yes. So you do, well, no, you don't have to have Patreon. to listen to the audio. I'm shocked and surprised. If you get the Patreon, it is visual. You need to watch it.

People don't want to listen to podcasts to Patreon. The app is not as on point as they would like for it to be, which is fine. Shout out to them. But for us, we got a new company

that's like helping us to run ads on the audio-only version of the podcast. So that is, we're just going to do that because people just really weren't fucking with the vibe of not being able

to listen to the full podcast. podcast on the app. I underestimate how many people actually listen to it on there. A lot of people. Fire. Well, that's it. That's all, folks. Watch my show tomorrow. Go to Nojumper.com and click the link at the bottom to enter your email to subscribe. We're going to be given

away three gift packs at the Jack Shack. Let's go. Thank you so much. For letting me join the show. Fuck, Yuri. I appreciate you guys. Don't watch tent talks. I can't leave Housewoman didn't show up. That's crazy. Are you?

Can I get a detective? Wait, the one day I wear household shoes, he doesn't come. Are you, uh, are you, are you, Riley's conservator? Is this like a Britney Spears thing? Um, Britney on that sheet.

I do not have Riley on lithium. I can't deny it or. Do you have access to her medical records? I actually did get that recently. How is that? How is it looking? It's extensive. Damn.

Would you feel really violated if somebody could review your medical records? Yeah. Yeah, I feel violate all it. People ask, no, actually, I want to bring it up. Your potassium levels are trash. Yeah, like, if we pulled up your medical records on here. Did you get injected with the needle or not before you come in here? Isn't it fucked up that you have?

You have medical records, but you never get to see them. Can I get the pretzel one? But now Starbucks can review your medical records. Do it again? Yeah. Get those fucking pretzels out of my face, please? What made you want to put that in? I just thought it was funny.

Joe Buddy just does like a bunch of bullets. Yeah, I'm pretty like, I mean, you know, we got our own shit, though. You can use your soundboard tomorrow. Thank you for. It will be set up for tomorrow. The fans have been saying that you guys are trying to colonize my idea. Well, I mean, and the truth of the matter is, a year he didn't fucking load this shit up. Why has it been taking so long, Josh?

I keep saying I want to do it. And Josh is like, let's do it next episode. And the best thing he can get from my shit is pretzels. No, I'm weeks. In weeks. Last week, I told Josh, I was like, let me sit up for A.D.'s podcast. He said, no, he's not ready yet. No, I said, you don't have any sounds.

We have like 10 sounds. We cannot play half the sounds you had on our music. I like how Josh is yelling from there, so it's kind of hitting us, Mike. He does this on Wednesdays, too. What? He's just like an honorary member. But you can't hear. We always thought.

We're like, hey, Josh. Yeah, we do that. Yeah. At some point, he needs a mic. Permanent. Watch my fucking show tomorrow. I'll be there. Interviews dropout.

I've been asking for you to come on a show. No dropper. That'll be cool. Scroll down to the end, enter your email. Can you read come tomorrow? Yeah, you're coming tomorrow. I'm down for it. See Mac the Loke eating ass on the Patreon.

What else do I have to say? Give us five bucks a month. Yeah. I have to pee so bad. Or 10. That's crazy. I like that you have to pee every hour. Dude, these white claws or these bling claws.

You're too young to have this fucked up.