No Jumper - The No Jumper Show Ep. 111

Episode Date: September 8, 2021

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The people who talk to me will not come in. Wow. I say good morning and open the gate for you every day. I follow you. Oh, you do? You do? You just said you do it. No, that problem is no jumper problem because when I was just typing his name and

it didn't come up. No jumper doesn't follow you. Trevor must have unfollowed me through his account. Do you follow Trevor? I follow Trevor. Does Trevor say hi to you? Trevor, my boy. Trevor is not your boy.

If Trevor having a good day, he speaks. What? But Gino doesn't go out and mingle amongst the men and the other. part of the office, she kind of like would be like tucked away She do be on that like couch right there. We haven't separated by gender. That's her section right there now. They're not doing shit in there.

Yes, they do. That's where everything happens. They don't know. I didn't know what you did. I see you feel like Amazon. I see why you don't go back to that room. We have to purchase things for the office sometimes, you know. Yeah,

we have this green screen here. The salt gun, the green screen. Oh, dude, I caught my first body with a salt gun yesterday. You did? Well, I don't know if I killed them, but I at least hit them. Wow. That thing is so amazing. I need to have that in my life for the rest of my life.

It's like imagine getting shot and salt being thrown inside your body. It's like the worst thing possible. That sounds terrible. Yeah. But is it real salt in there? It's real salt. It kills a table salt. You can eat.

It's just salt like that we eat. Yeah. So, y'all telling me if a fly sit on some salt is going to die. Josh uses it. He salts his food with it. He just shoots salt all over it. I like the thing if the salts are like little mini-beebee-bee. So when it hits the fly, you,

Exactly. To the flies, it's like a shotgun. Yeah, that's all like a thing. I think it's like sea salt in Arizona. What's the difference? It's just too chunky. Because if a fly sit on a hot chito, they probably get high.

We should do something really boss and put just like crack rocks in there so it's like an expensive Why would it be crack rocks? Where do we get crack from? Just because what else looks like salt? Why do you think AD knows where to get crack? Yeah.

What about meth? It looks like salt as well. You should have said meth first year. Oh yeah, the meth guys right over here I'm the meth guy But that seems like the best way to die Just get blasted with coke or meth That's the work

You said to die If you're gonna die No, if you want to die You want to die peacefully in your home Amongst your family or something And go to sleep Who wants to get shot with a brick ride? How do you want to die?

We'll make it happen We'll make it happen Fuck, I don't know I don't want to wish for anything That's going to happen in the future But I guess something like AD says But also being you know High off drugs

or in the middle of intercourse those are two good ways you guys He's gonna die bitch, I didn't even know you were kicking like that You freaky ass nigga

I thought it was just the orange And then I thought you went straight after that Mom just say how would you want to die You know there's not only one way I want to die of acid from an orange getting into my pee hole Like an infection For the record

House phone Claims that he just got in a car accident Not a bad one but he said he's trying to convince the guy not to call the police. Where's it at? I got to. Yeah. I hit a twice.

A double for you. You ruined it. Honestly. I'm going to have to take this away. If AD doesn't be it. Nick, I already pressed one knee. I know, but I can already see you getting out of control. Oh my God.

Wednesdays are normal now. I don't want no ravioli. To be honest, that? You can't press that. Well, now you can. We're at the table. Go ahead. So,

somebody said they didn't like the vibe of me doing it. around a bunch of white people because I was using the I don't want no ravioli n-word. Press it. Fuck you, I don't want no ravioli, nigger. You can stop it too. From saying anywhere, you can- If I press it again, it'll stop.

Let me try that. But then it's like you acknowledge it that it says the N-word. Oh, I still kind of, I got to press it faster. I don't want no ravioli. This is perfect. No ravioli. Black Lives Matter right there, maybe. Oh my God.

Listen, you are going to have to go sit and time out on the other side of the room if you're going to keep doing this. AD, I'm not sure if you listen, but to us, it sounds funny, but to the listeners, it sounds crazy. It just like an explosion of sounds. Sounds like Donda. Basically. It sounds like a bunch of noises and shit. I mean, that's how I felt when I was listening to Donna the other day. I'm like, because AD had some large Gothamian in here hanging out with him on the couch.

I don't know. The dude with the big shirt and shit. Who? Oh, my DJ. The nigga said a golf man. Who was a golf man? He was a golf guy. Oh, he's like golf?

Yeah. That's funny. He got a golf looking. He just got a golf looking. I imagine death from South Park. I mean, from family guy. Who? More like Marilyn Manson.

Death. Oh, he's more like death. Yeah. Yeah. He coming up like that guy. I didn't know what you said. No, it wasn't like death like. No, like golf like.

But anyway, he was trying to like argue with. with me and AD that Donda is better than Jake's album. And so we put on Kanye's album and we're going song by song. And I was just kind of like, there's a bunch of songs within the first 10 songs. I don't even know.

We've maybe got through like seven. There's a bunch of songs that I'm like, I'm never listening to this song again. Like I heard it. It's cool. It sounds all right. But I ain't listening to it again because there ain't no drums.

You don't like drums. No, I like drums. I mean, you love drums. I don't have to have drums and listen to music. Listen, I don't need drums. But there's only so many times I'm probably going to listen to a son that doesn't have drums. They drag on so long. So many of the songs I'm like waiting for something to drop and like the song's over.

I'm like, I just sat here for six minutes. Kanye's album's an art piece. It's a masterpiece, but it definitely ruined a movie yesterday. When you were talking about yesterday? When we was listening to Certify Leverboy and then somebody said, turn on Donda. I know. It's a downer. Somebody else you don't know and you don't follow.

It can ruin any mood probably. CMB is straight victory music. It's like victory lap at the greatest moment in your career. and yeah, some girls maybe broke your heart, but your career's doing good. It's all good. I thought it was interesting. You switched from, like, Texas to, like, lover boy to Texas to lover boy.

It's like a lot of Texas vibes, you know? You don't even know who anyone is. Project Pat. I'm so sick to see who he was on it. Yeah, that's Memphis. But, yeah, Project Pat shows up on Memphis. Project Pat. That's my thing.

The whole album has, like, almost no violence, you know? There's a little bit of aggression towards Kanye and stuff But yeah Then knife talk is literally like 21 Savage is like It's like Drake's crazy friend Who like lost his mind

And just wants to murder people Came over and is just sort of kicking it His delivery was so good But it's like the most violent verse I ever heard in my life And I was just terrified I'm like 21 It reminded me of like why I like 21 in the beginning

He had that perfect demonic delivery where you're just like, oh fuck, that's dark. I think it's funny because, like, you don't hear Dirk do his, like, most drill verse on the Drake album. He'll, like, fuck around, say some soft shit. Say, he shut out his girls. That's what I'm saying. He chooses to, like, you know, elevate himself a little bit when Drake calls him in for a feature.

21, no. Deaths. But what do you want to hear from 21? But I've heard a lot of variety from 21 on his more recent projects. Granted, like, his first projects were pretty much just murder. The first song I ever heard from him was why I like him. Right, but I'm saying... I pull us ridden windows down and...

And we all appreciated that. But I'm just saying, 21's grown a lot. Like, to me, he's transitioned. He listened to his recent albums. Yes, he's very, very violent. And usually, like, each song will, at some point let you know that he's going to take your life. But it's not all that.

He shows up on Drake's album, and it's like, I want to see your mama cry. If you got on Drake's album, would you shout out the Patreon? Where you mom's at? I feel like if I did that my verse will be removed. I know, right? He'll shout out of only fans. Don't you think anyone else who was invited to show up on certified lover boy? If they shouted out their girls' makeup brand, it would have been like, nah.

They're out of there. Dirk got the pass, though. He said it so quickly, too. I could barely even notice it. I didn't catch it until they hit Twitter. Yeah. That's why I hate myself for that. I listened to that whole JZ version, didn't realize that he was shitting on Dame.

It just sneaks in me. I was like, who was he talking about? But who wants to kill Jay Z that? Dame kicks it with. Because I don't know who the fuck Dame kicks it with, period. But also sometimes when I see people like trying to explain these verses, they seem

so speculative. I'm just like he could be talking about almost, it's crazy. Like the lemon, what do you say? The lemon face radio host? What is he talking about you? Oh, he's about him. You have a lemon face.

Have you ever heard anyone say the Charlemann is a lemon face guy? Like, what does that mean? That's why I don't think he was talking about Charlamagne is far from a lemon face. He's not yellow. More like a moon pie. Well, I mean, that sounds a little bit more accurate.

He never struggled with me as yellow. Wait, Elliot Wilson, DJ Envy's yellow. Why? But he don't talk that much. Because he's Hispanic. Is he Hispanic? I don't know. Listen, Elliot Wilson, though, his nickname was always Y N for yellow.

But he's. envy envy is black in Puerto Rican or some shit right yeah yeah I think is DJ Mustard yellow Bro Bro we're gonna beat the fuck On the screen

We're gonna hold you down I'll put you in the ribs Anyway how was everybody's weekend I went to the zoo Shit sucked What? I went to Vegas Would you do that

Think of your ball sack In the hotel around That's your second home Lost some fucking money And just does have fun that's pretty vague I don't think he went to Vegas I did

I did I don't believe you oh I don't believe you went to the zoo I'm gonna tell you one specific thing that happened at the zoo we saw the gorilla

is that like you're trying to call me a gorilla oh this fucking god I like making you uncomfortable with that because you want to put your head down you turn to the side

you go oh man no not at all what kind of gorilla like a white White silverback? I wasn't studying.

You seen a white gorilla? No, I mean, I was going to say white back, but I remember it was silverback. I didn't stare at the placard. I wasn't like, oh, what kind of gorillas? That was the only animal that we saw the whole time that we saw it good enough that my kid was like staring at it, making noise, acknowledging it. It was pretty shitty zoo. Did you like throw anything at it to like make the gorilla move for your, for your daughter? No, but I did talk about Harambe a bunch.

Oh, really? Which in many ways is worse than anything else I could have possibly done, right? Why can't animals have ethnicity? Like, why can't you be like a Jamaican gorilla? My dog, a nigger. I think they do. They do? So what is, what is, uh, Tony?

Well, he's from Brooklyn. Okay. He's like, he's Italian. But don't you, sometimes what is like, isn't there like an African hair doberman pincher or some shit? I've never heard of an African hair dope. I mean, like, but don't you hear that sometimes? It'll be like, oh, it's a French tip poodle.

They do say French. French. French. Isn't that a thing? Why they only have French in fucking, uh, uh, Shit, wawas are what? And a race. And why are you out here

putting a race upon your dog? Huskies. Yeah. Russian. My dog a digger. And why do you say that? Because he is. How?

Because it's my son. But that's just like, you didn't perf him. My dog is a nigger. Where did you get him from? She throws the R on it. I'm going to walk off stage for a little bit. Don't press the ravioli button no more.

Fuck you. I don't walk. Oh, my God. I also just want to say yesterday, me and AD, we got real spicy on the pod. No, nigger, you got spicy. I was just looking at you. You and I interviewed Draco the ruler. Both of us, many, many of his responses, me and you were just kind of like, who's like this?

Well, that guy, Draco certainly has some opinions. That was the best mood I've ever seen him in him Yeah Every time I've seen him he always seems like very you know Kind of like silent or quiet But he seems so happy and like you know ecstatic that day He came in with the vibes

Because as he explained like his previous round Of interviews like when he did no jumper and Vlad before He was all fucked up Because he had just gotten out of prison You know so he was all like weird And fucking not his normal self You have to like get used to sing people I pointed out that me and Draco both had our knees showing

and AD didn't, but AD has been wearing short shorts a lot. Who wear short shorts? You, AD, wear shorts. I wouldn't call him like Daisy Dukes necessarily, but he was definitely rocking some. Bro, I'm going to keep a G. Once I got like the leg tats and they got a little up more, you kind of want to show it a little bit. So the shorts had to drop a little bit, you feel me?

But has there been like a gang statement issued on shorts? I don't think so Because I feel like if you are a gay member You should be wearing long, short, down to your ankles I am a civilian Whatever you say I'm a great man I'm trying to get on Nickelodeon nigga

Leave me alone Then you're gonna say nigga I'm my bad That was a ravioli man That's gonna be step one If you want to get on Nickelodeon Step one is you need to stop N wording it up in public

I'm pretty sure that that's a big thing Can I say Nagar You can talk about South Park again Yeah everybody's going to That opens up is South Park What's up my Nagar? I think this is this needs to be a rule of podcasting, you can't talk about South Park.

Why? South Park is great. No, all right. You can talk about South Park. They reference everything. You got to throttle it a little bit. Because it just feels like a lot of times when you're talking about like anything. It's kind of like, oh, there's a South Park episode about that.

Nigger, because they make episodes about everything. And a lot of shit that I've heard of came from South Park. Like Nambler, I didn't know what the fuck Nambler was. I put you on Nambler. No, you didn't. South Park did. South Park put me on Nambla and you already knew about Nambla. You didn't watch South Park, which makes me look.

at you strangely. What's Nambla? The National American Men, North American Man Boy Love Association. Oh, what? It's, uh, I actually, I was talking about it with my trainer the other day and I was thinking that I want to like look it up and see like, like, do they have an office? Do they like, like, how have they been affected by the pandemic? Like, what is there, what's going on with NAMLA?

Like, are there any video? I want to search YouTube. We should make a vlog, but we try to join in documentaries. Because I would love to see what like the Nambla office. Like, what are they doing there? It looked like it's a small word after all. We need to go find it and burn it.

I really feel like probably they probably can't afford for any, like, pedophilia to be going on. Wait, what is Nambling again? That's a lot of, you lost your damn mind? You? I'm not going to say.

North American man boy love association. It's basically like a group that advocates for like the normalization of like men sleeping with like young boys. Never mind. I thought. I thought it was a group for pro-gainess or something like that.

I don't know. Where's you, where do you hear that in? It was too many words to jump together. I heard man boy. I thought y'all was talking about that show. What, it's Snowball? Who's man boy?

Oh my God. It's a snowball. The homie, Melvin Greg. I also wonder. Yeah. I wonder if Namble is like maybe not like a real thing. Maybe like we've all just built it up in our head. Well, you didn't watch it on South Park and you knew what it was.

was well you know what i've been hearing about in afghanistan is kind of like they can't convince like the older like dudes like the warrior-ass dudes out there to stop raping little boys because it's just such a big part of their culture like they've just they had it done to them it's just like it's so normalizing their culture that like it's like it's it's like a huge phenomenon that they think this is completely normal they think a bunch of crazy shit is normal like having girls having to wear that thing over their face constantly. You know, it's just like... That's crazy.

I don't want to dive any deeper than this. I don't want to dive any deeper than this. But look at the second link. Whatever happened to Nambla, an article on Vice from March 2016. Rumors of the death of the North American Man Boy Love Association are only slightly exaggerated our investigation. I feel like I read that article before.

Because in my head, I feel like Nambla doesn't really exist anymore, but I'm going to read that article. later and find over sure. Anyway, I think you should start up in L.A. chapter. It was founded 42 years ago. Anyway, speaking of... What the...

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Double. Back to Nambla. No. Anyway, yeah, I went to the zoo. And so I had a fun weekend of having my Instagram deleted three times. Jesus. That was just kind of like nonstop. It just kept happening.

It just kept getting taken down. They were teasing you. They were giving them back to you for like an hour. Yeah. Boom. Now it would appear that I'm okay because I've had it for like the whole day. Fingers crossed. Not going to work.

China making me up today. You got deleted. I wonder why. Yeah. He asked me, did you know who he can holly to get his shit back and I told him like you had to fill out some forms and shit my level like I really feel like I tapped in with a lot of different people who claim to be able to help people with Instagram it is tough out here man there's not that many fucking people who

really like seem to feel like they have an in with Instagram because it's Facebook Facebook is such a huge company and they just refuse to give like any level of customer service even to influencers and shit you would think that like you know that that one dickhead from Instagram a CEO Adam whatever Moseari I think he's a great guy. Okay, yeah. You don't want to get to leave me. I love him.

I'm living on the edge. Fuck it. He went on the fucking breakfast club and sits there and talks about how Instagram's just fine and their moderation system is great. Meanwhile, every fucking only fan's girl on earth is getting deleted. I get deleted three times in a weekend and this motherfucker won't even respond to me on Twitter when I'm adding him.

I got almost a million followers. I mean, they're just asleep with the wheel, but you thought your white privilege was going to get you an answer? Not even the white privilege as much as the cloud privilege that I was I thought existed. I thought it was the tities that got you deleted. No, it wasn't.

It was just somebody targeting me. Somebody targeted him. And then also there, I think some people were like pissed off that I wouldn't respond to them trying to talk to me about it. Like these hackers and shit, they just want you to fucking be nice to him. It's like, if there's anybody to be nice to, be nice to the hacker. I'm just like not opening the messages. I'm just not even, I'm not going to wade into that pool.

We should make a North American hacker love association. We can have sex with hackers. I want to have sex with Todd Packer You know him Todd Packer? Yeah, good guy That's you Oh man,

I'm not Todd Packer, how? Yes, you are Because you are traveling salesman No Because everybody else who works here Tom Packer just gets crazy He's crazy

He's crazy He's a total misogynist asshole I'm a massaginist Yeah, go ahead You're traveling Rino salesman Yeah, yeah Yeah, he was doing

He had a brand deal with Casamigos but then he lost it because he got sick. And they made him stop drinking. You couldn't drink as much as you said you could. Ashole. Does it make you happy knowing the house phones on the side of the 101 fucking begging somebody to not report him to the police right now or something?

I was going to say, honestly, those situations on the other hand, like not his, but, you know, the person he hit are usually the best. Bro! That's when you go and you're like, yo, give me hell of cash or else I'm doing this, blah, blah, because I've been there twice before. You hit somebody before? No, someone's hit me before. Ran up to me going, dude, I don't have no license. and I'm like, give me 600 bucks right now. They're like,

and I'm like, sweet, let's go. Then you figure out that you could have got like three grand and you just completely missed the cost of the damage. No, but then that's me like, because sometimes you don't want to go to physical therapy, do all that, you know, yes, you do, that's how you get the most money. But it also was, it waste, it waste your time. You're in a lawsuit?

Yeah. So if you come in with a neck brace, we're going to know why? I might not come here. That should be hard. We need to talk about how to say you met somebody at my bookie.com. You should have had it over on my bookie. I'll say your injuries are affecting your work. I'll be like, dude,

Gina's been fucking limping her way to work. Oh, it happened like two years ago. She said y'all don't do nothing. It's what a big ride share company? A ride share company. You got ran over by an Uber? I didn't. Was you in the Uber when it happened?

I don't really talk about stuff that's happening in court right now. Oh, I like that. Yuri got his car hit by a bunch of girls smoking a blood. Oh, yeah. That was a ridiculous. A bunch of bitches smoking a blunt in the blood in the, whip rear-ended Yuri. Not only did they hit us, but they fucked up their car so

bad that they couldn't continue driving, and they tried to continue driving. And we were walking after them, just filming them, like, waiting for their car to stop working. And they punked you out. They were like, bitch, stop filming me. Yeah, they did get mad. They were like, stop $600? No, that dude, that gave me like $7K.

That was that much of the same. Yeah. And he put it in Bitcoin. No, I should have. Bro, when I got that 7K, Bitcoin was at $11,000. If I had put that 7K in the Bitcoin, bro, I would have been in Hawaii right now. I could have five extra money, buddy.

I hit somebody one time on a freeway, and they chased me for like 20 minutes until I stopped. And he was like, I stopped. He was like, were you driving away from me? I was like, no, I just didn't see you. When you finally stopped, he was mad as fuck. He was like, hey, no, he was a nice, nice white guy. He was like, hey, buddy, he was like,

did you not see me? I was following you. I was like, oh, no, I didn't see. I was trying to get away. This guy's got balls of steel. I want to call the cops. I want a radio. that man, get this guy.

I'm on a freeway really just, this nigga was bro. He had like a little Mazda or something, that nigga was hanging. You fucked this car? Yeah, I fucked it up. Dude, recently I actually had this fucked up car situation where I basically had to go to the store for

to get like smoothies or something, right? Parked in this parking lot. Smoothie, man. When I come back out of the store, there's some dude parked like an inch away from my driver's side door. I literally can't even, I can't even open my door type shit, right? So I'm like, oh, what the fuck?

So I start going around, going through my passenger side. As I'm going through my passenger side, I see this, like, old-ass dude, like, walking up to that car. And I'm just like, yo, I'm like, you parked hella close to me, man. Like, I came and get in my car and he's just like, oh, fuck you, blah, blah, blah, he just gets mad instantly. And then I was like, no, fuck you. I was like, you fucking parked hell too close to my car. I'm like, learn how to fucking drive, you retard. Well, I'm sorry.

I was super angry because he started yelling at me. Anyways, I start crawling into my car through the passenger seat. He spits on my hood. He just goes, it just spits on my hood. I'm like, yo, what the fuck? You got to get it back in blood. What did you do? You got to get it back in blood?

What's wrong with you? At this point, I was like, old man, like 80 years old. If he can spit, he can get hit. I'm not going to assault him old man. That's what I'm saying, yeah. He got to die. He's going to die anyway. You let that man spit on your car and make you crawl through?

You should have sent him to the shadow realm. I did a He should have woke up next to Tupac house What's wrong with you? I did a couple of things I don't want to incriminate myself But I didn't cause any damage to him

He was being hard to die anyway You had the assault gun You beat his ass or what? No, I didn't Because he's an old man How would you do? Basically I was so close to his car That I just took my door

And I went And I should be there damage So you fuck your car or two No I didn't even like Anyone who hit somebody else's car With their car To like get revenge It's crazy

Because it's gonna do more damage or at least like similar amount of damage to your shit. It was like 10 in the morning and I was just like, bro, why don't you throw the smoothies on his car and drive off? I just paid like $10. It was like, you didn't want to $10. It was hitting your car to his guard. My car is already pretty dinked up, okay? So it's fine.

I don't really about that. Oh, you dinked up? I was just like, dude, what the hell, man? All they said was like you parked too close to my car. What, how do we get here? I'm not You're talking about cars Yeah

Well I mean As long as we're talking about the state of our cars My car My car was in the fucking shop For like over a week I brought it in Right away the guy goes You have a nail in your tire

Calls me back a half hour later He goes We found three more nails In your tire I'm like how the fuck That I run over four nails At one time And not have any idea

And be just driving around I didn't bring it in because of the nails. I brought it in because of the check engine thing and to get oil change. But, you know, now that my fucking car has, like, an oil change and it's not telling me that my tire load is too low and I don't have a nail on my time. Don't you feel like your iPhone battery is full

once your car has, like, an oil change and shit? And, like, you know you're not going to have to do any maintenance for a while. You get the full tank. I was going to say the opposite. Like, this feels like my iPhone battery, too. Like, I'm at, like, 60%. So I feel pretty good.

I think I see things floating. Yeah, I was going to say, I see things floating in there. Down. It's like a fish tank. Fucking, ugh. What are you talking about? It's disgusting. Put that down.

It's water. I see a little shrimp in there. There's some shit in there. There's algae and shrimp. Grim. Grits in there. There's an eco-sphere. You're projecting because your beard has grits in it.

Ooh. I'm growing. He's growing. Yeah, I know. It's got food. Yeah, that beard's not thick enough for grit. Bro, he's growing. I'm not shaming.

I'm just saying it's not thick enough. Let's go to Waffle house. They got grits. Oh my God. Hey, you've been to Wapha? What is Grits? Yeah. How was it?

Yuri asked what is Grits. Shut the fuck up. Potatoes? What are grits? I think there are potatoes. You guys are a real wacky bunch, man. You're a wacky. You guys are a whack pack.

I'm definitely the most civilized person here. Hey, I'll give you that. The same shit broke with my car, they, the fucking people had my car for a whole month. A month. They had my car a whole month fixing it, right? Because I fucked it up a little bit. They give it back to me. Everything is fixed except the last thing that I did.

What was that? When I pulled the fucking gas cap thing all over. I noticed you didn't have a gas cap. Yeah, I'm like, it took a month to fix everything, but just like, oh, we forgot to put the gas, the gas cap back on. It's so noticeable too. So, yeah, I got a fucking, I have to order a fucking Mercedes gas cap to put on my fucking car. It's like 300. For a cap.

That's so ridiculous. That's like a work. No cap. No, it's not just the cap. It's the whole cover. I knocked the whole shit off. That's such an AD thing to do. Yeah, that was my drunk day.

That's why you're never go to the dentist or the mechanic because they're always going to find some shit wrong with your car. You definitely want to go to the dentist. You definitely want to go to the dentist or take bass every day? Actually, I, to be honest, smoothie, man. Since I got my wisdom teeth removed, I've been brushing my teeth twice a day

and taking a shower nearly every day. What does the shower have to do with you getting your wisdom teeth? It's nearly food. Makes me feel cleaner. Good. Okay. We're getting somewhere. Yeah.

Now I've been showering more lately because like I feel like, well, I'm just washing my hands in general because I'm kind of like, oh, that's rare. You know, I just take a shit like, I don't give a fuck about like smoking a blunt with my shit hands right afterwards. But I don't want to be like touching my kid with my like hands that just went wiping my ass, you know what's funny? I have one rule here. What the fuck is wrong with you?

Because I'm washing my hands more? I'm just saying, you were. It was a time where you were shit and not wash your hands. Of course. I knew this. I knew of this. I'm not wiping my ass with my fucking hand. I'm wiping up a toilet paper.

Niggia, you still need to wash your hands. Well, now I know. 30 years in. I come here and shake your fucking hand every day. Do you? No, you leave without saying by sometimes. And then even look, last week on my fucking, last week on my show, I'm sitting in your seat and I touch the fucking mic and there's like some fucking gunk on the.

goddamn Mike. It's probably from Mary. Who was Mary? The fucking girl with the boobs. Oh, that probably was from her. She's spitting out Lucas out of tithy. And what the fuck is going on? No, she was covered in all types of goop and glitter.

Yeah, she had glitter on her. She had glitter like in the seasoning salt bottle. Oh, that's what I would have been. What was it like for you going viral sort of off of that clip? I guess everybody felt like I was there mood. You were. You actually jumped out of your skin.

Like, what was that? You know what I want to know you were there? No, I wasn't scared because you threw me off. I was ugly that day. And then you got to put the cameras on. I'm like, whoa, wait a minute. I'm glad that we asked you randomly to be on the pod today and you're like dolled up.

The hair's looking fresh. The baby hairs are all. I just noticed they're in the shape of hearts. Oh, yeah. That's crazy. What is the hair? Oh, I just noticed right now. I got my certified lover girl.

Oh, damn. So I know Drake me in your DM. Bum, bum, bum. I want you to send them in my eye. You better gain about 100 pounds and I think it might be interesting. Just to get back on that subject about Adam's hands I've always had this rule here where every time I do the swipe ups

and I use Adam's phone Yeah, I didn't do it today, what the fuck? And every time you touch Adams' condomerate I always wash my hands after I touch anything Adamers. You're always saying you were dirty fuck. No, because I know he doesn't wash his hands after the bathroom because And I'm like hella like crazy

I'm always touching a lot better with it Well yeah, I'm glad to do it after I pee That's just a waste of time. What the fuck? I mean, look I somehow agree with that to be honest No, no, no, no, listen. You have great.

with that? Because it's clear down there. I'll wash my hands after any interaction in a bathroom, but if you don't touch it to pee, then you can get a pass for that. But not boo-bo-boing. I actually, I have a great strategy for peeing without having to touch my penis at all. Yeah, it's called pee all over the fucking bathroom. This is

what I do. I sit down on the toilet seat. No, you can't sit down. I like being sitting down. Oh, my God. Do you put toilet paper down first? You put me a dick in a bowl. I wake up, I wake up to pee two or three times throughout the course of the night because it drank so much goddamn water, right? Yeah.

When I wake up to pee, what would I rather do? Do I want to stand in front of the toilet like a fucking idiot for 30 seconds? Easiest thing. Like a fucking man. Plop down, stay basically asleep. I plant my hand down on my fucking head. And I basically am still sleeping while I urinate. It keeps me in the sleep mood.

And then I'm done. Boom. I hate the feeling of your penis touching the inside the rim of the toilet. I don't allow that to happen, Yuri. I scoot back. You don't want to be cleaning. You pee on a little kid's potty. Not only happens because you pee on a little kid potty.

It's like this big, so you can't help that. Standing is so much easier, I feel like. Hell no. But anyway, when I'm doing it, then when I'm done, you know you want to like squeeze the last little bit of pee out of your penis when you're done? Well, since I'm already sitting down, I just take my shirt and I use my shirt as a little bit of a penis mitt. to like push down a little bit this is disgusting scoop that last little bit of urine out

and then boom I'm good I took a jacket for me before and I didn't know telling I ever put that on again Oh my god The fucking clansman I mean the fucking What?

The what's it called? I had nothing to do with that The fuck clansman jacket I did not let him borrow a clample Not that I recall That's so random I'm gonna do the social clip

Go ahead and do social Now I'm done talking about peeing sitting down Maybe we're in the mood. Go ahead. I'm going to need y'all to get right in this bathroom while y'all got ladies here every day. Yo, I got called out by Weezy so bad though. She was like, she's like,

Adam, I know you don't wash your hands after you pee. I'm like, why? She's like, because I could hear it. You didn't run the water. I'm like, God damn it. I noticed that, too. She goes, you didn't flush you. That's how I don't want to touch you anymore.

Sometimes I call out Riley with the same thing. You should not want to touch me anyway. He said, he just called his girl out. He just called his girl out. He just called his girlfriend out. Obviously, obviously I use that same technique of like, I didn't hear the sink go off. So you're saying that sometimes you come out the bathroom and you don't hear the toilet flesh.

Is that what you said? Roddy going to whoop your ass. Okay, you're right. Never mind. I retract my comment. Smart man. All right, all right. Try to stay on.

Go ahead. For a moment. Yo, we already been doing the no-jumbers show for like a half hour. Let's go. But swipe up and you can catch the rest of it. Or you can just watch it afterwards. Right, AD? You nasty fuck.

Pray for house phone. Sit down to pee. Let's go. All right. All right. That was all in you know. I like it. Sit down to pee.

Bro, I'm not sitting down to pee. And I'm like, I got a shit too. Yeah, but you're just worried that you're going to get a call from your OG and you're going to search. Oh, you can't be sitting down to pee. That's what the other shots is. Oh, my God. That's what they do over there. And that's the absolute.

Also, the toilet seats always cold. I always have to put toilet seat, I mean, toilet paper on toilet seats. So, like, it's not that cold. You do that at home? I do it at home. What the fuck is wrong? Strictly. strictly because of the temperature.

The tiny seat do we come. It's too fucking cold. I have to put toilet paper down before I sit. That's such a crazy waste. What kind of girl are you? I think both be all anemic is under. I used to do that in my parents. Even your girls sitting over there basically acting like, what the fuck is wrong with you?

She's tired of buying extra paper. Honestly, the first time I ever lived with a girl, I definitely had that experience where I was like pretty pissed off at how much more toilet paper she was using than me. because they have to wipe them and paper towels you pee wear more than you poop girls use toilet paper when they pee guys don't that's true

girls use wipes and shit yeah but so I was I couldn't believe it I was like I'm spending so much more money on paper towels or on toilet paper this is fucked up if you think about it like when you're going number one right

you as a guy you're more likely to have to wash your hands because when you're going number two your hands only touching the toilet paper realistically you're not touching any part of your body bro just leave no No. Thillet paper is thin as fuck.

I crumple it up into a big old piece and then go, foo-fl. You crumple? Wait. How many times are you white? I make like a lufa, basically, out of toilet paper. How many times are you white? Maybe like three loophas. That's it?

Yeah. You wipe three times. I got to make sure. I got to make sure it's clean, clean. I look at my tip. I'm going to wipe till there's no brown. I just, I just, I'm saying. That's right.

I tweeted the link. I just instinctively hit the notification tab inside. Adam 22 is a disgusting fuck. Man said he doesn't wash his hands out of taking his shit, Goddain it. You might make it like fucking, what's her name? Mia Kumbla, what's the name? But I never get sick.

Who? Yeah, them niggas. Mia Kumpula. I was like, who? I love when AD doesn't know what the fuck's going on. Like when I handed him the Bitcoin. I hand him the Bitcoin. I know.

I see you tweet that. This is worth 50K? Is this a pickle? You're like, is this a pickle? Or did you say Bitcoin? And I was like, no, I said pickle. pickle and he's like he goes this is a big one it's not pickle bro i've seen you a tweet and then you looked it to taste it the pickle the bick one okay this is hypothetical i'll give you a nickel

to tickle my pickle don't touch me anyway i never touch you're not too niggins you don't even say goodbye to me anymore yes i do you honestly the past three four days every time you leave you just you're on the phone you're like bit but do bit ab do it and they're just out of here i can see you guys having a taliban type relationship What? Every time I come in, I'll say hi to everybody. You say hi. Yeah, you say hi. So, okay. So you want me start saying bye, Yuri? Well, you stop for some reason.

Oh, my bad. I'm just going to start saying it again. Did I do something wrong? No. Okay. I'm sorry. Sometimes certain people, like, when they come in, I've noticed it's like a thing. Certain people just believe that it's important that they say hi to every employee when they come in. And Travis McCoy did that today when he came in. I say hi to everybody.

I like those people. I say, I do that, but I don't like make hand contact. No, this is you do. You might do this. Hey, hey, boy. Later, everybody. Hey, bud. Why am I like that?

He walks in half asleep. You're portraying me as like a heroin out. Every time I come in, you're sitting right there and shit like this. Hey, bud. How you doing, buddy? I feel like Adam comes in with a hell of energy. Like throws the gate up and just comes like walks in hella fast. He's like, hey, Gina.

Gina! Yeah, he's right here like that. Hey, bud. He's a mischaracterizing me. It's like Adam off lean or something. This dude's fine. What is wrong with this guy? I don't know.

You want to do the lean cast? No, I'm down. I want to do the shirm cast. You do some shirm cast, if somebody's going to get hit in here. I want to do a pain killer cast because my teeth are in pain. They're still in pain?

Yes, because now... Maybe if you start washing your hands and brushing your teeth. Now that I have all this extra space, my teeth are like all moving because they're all jumbled together. I can tell. Yeah, because I have 33 teeth.

Oh, shit. So your teeth are stretching out now? So now they're stretching out. Now all of them are fucking hurting. How many things are about that? Oh, you're supposed to have 32. I had 33 before I got these pulled. And I went back to a dentist,

asked for more pain meds, and he said, no. Why? Because he could tell that you're a fucking junkie. He said, you don't wash your hands. Get the fuck off of his. Like, do I look like a junkie? I'm skinny, I guess. That's why I never became a doctor

because I heard they have to wash your hands a lot. Oh my God. Fuck that rule. You got 29 teeth? I just count them. It's one thing to count them. How did you just count your teeth? No, no.

You ever try that, counting your teeth with your tongue? It's hard. You have to use an x-ray. I don't really trust myself. Right, ma'am. Exactly This is gonna be the best

Best podcast ever Everybody silently You know what would be even better Why don't I got 13 Those aren't teeth For the record Yeah those are teeth You got two teeth

Basically up and upper and downer It's cool that he had Baby teeth Grown up teeth And then fake teeth It's like evolution And then like pottery barn teeth Columbia teeth

Oh my God No it was Miami right bro, you don't know where I got my teeth done. I'm about to pull up. We all should. We should all get our teeth done. We should all get our hair done. You're going to do that when you get all there?

I don't know. I am, for sure. I like the idea of having... You're in advance. Bro, we got to strike back, man. Yeah, think of a new design. Like, work with what's happening. Like, make a bunch of, like, poca dots or something.

Have you thought about getting a BBL? Bro, shut up. No? I thought you was talking to me. I'm not. He was talking to me. He's talking, he was going to ask Drake on the interview yesterday, too. Is AD a joint?

I'm like, why would you say shit like this? But what was funny is you had already told him. Don't say shit like that. That was funny. That was not funny, bro. I didn't ask him as you were an unk. Yeah, you could have had that. Did he a joint.

I got bars, man. Yes. Yeah. I got some fire. Where does a guy get a BBL though? I don't know. But I know a dude who has one. Apparently guys have like, behind your ball sack is another extra three inches of

dick and I think when you get that pulled out I think that's the guy version of a BBO. That's the only surgery that I would want. Right? The one that makes your dick way longer and curved. But you know what's interesting? What about a fake six-pack? Nah, fuck it. Some, um, some billionaire dude died from that surgery like a year ago.

Really? Yeah, he was like a, like a diamond mine owner. Like super billionaire. No, from the, uh, dick extension surgery. He had a diamond mine and he died making his dick long. Exactly. That just really tells you how fucking pointless life is that you might not make all the money in the world both steel was limited literally literally all that reminds me I was going in an accident with no license anyway um I hope he's okay you know his neck might yeah did you said are you okay I actually

didn't even respond when he told me his text is like what the fuck you know he always let you asshole look at I said where you at he said hit this N word on the freeway trying to get him to not call the police snitching on the homie that was like an hour ago You're a rat. Anyway, I do want to tell you guys something very, very important. I have a very big announcement. There is a fight coming up between two of the greatest warriors to ever grace Instagram. I agree.

I will be in attendance. And unless he is cap, which he often has been in the past, A.D. will be coming to. I'm never a cab, naked. Do either of you get a plus one? If you want to fly out, I think at this point Oh, it's not here. We're probably going to have to be flying out. Me, AD, and Trev, and then allegedly.

T-Rell and Housephone, if they want to go. What about Kiki? Can I get Flute-out? We got to take precautions with Housephone. I said, I think he should have to pay for his own flight. And if he goes there and doesn't get arrested, then we'll reimburse him. Bring Kiki. How many people am I supposed to bring to Pennsylvania?

I've never gone to no, no, no, jumper trip ever. All right. How many people need to go for me to go announce a fight? Bring Kiki, bring Vail, bring fucking Yuri, bring Phil, I still haven't even gotten to who. Bring Bossa Nova. I still haven't got to who's fighting. You're acting like flights are free.

Even me flying out UT Rowland Housephone is ridiculous. Nigget. How the fuck is ridiculous you can spend 80,000 on the NFT? Adam, you're rich. What's the fuck out of here? I don't act like I have any kind of money. You can spend $80,000 on a fucking NFT monkey, but you can't fly out your homies.

My art investment. have nothing to do with the pragmatic business decisions that I'm trying to make in the context of running a business. Do you want to go by yourself? No. Then suck a dick and book the flights. I will fly dead dick T-Rell out

so that he can get away from his newborn for a few days and hang out with us. I see a dead dead dude if you got a new baby. I'm trying to get a boo. So can you fly me out too? Yeah, his name is John Gabana. You're not going to find a boo in Peninsula, Pennsylvania, Florida.

Where about people's at in Pensacola, Florida? Where are people's at in Pensacola, Florida? I need y'all like 20 hours away from Miami. AD with rhino pills while we are out there. Can't take it. Can't take it. I have dose.

Anyway, you want to know who's fighting? Yes. Who? The real Jake Paul, Supreme Patty. Bump, just occurred to me that, like, to me,

Supreme Patty is like Jake Paul, but from the streets. I would agree. And then he will be facing perhaps the greatest thief to ever live ever John Gabana

formerly Boong gang Boong gang Boom gang Hold out gang shit Hold on hold out Hold on hold on Who do you guys think is gonna like get you know win?

I ain't a lot I think Supreme Patty That nigga was a He's balking up man He smacked your boy Dan Rue around I didn't even see it I heard though He does seem bulky

I mean Dan Rue didn't really look like He came prepared for that one To be tell you honest John Gabana has been installing pools building pools. He's been working with heavy machinery.

He's probably also, you know, pretty fucking lifting has... He watches his hands. Most likely. John Gamana is sober now, which is very, very different than where he was at when he collapsed on the podcast. So that's good.

I mean, Supreme Paddy is very short and kind of, you know, stocky. Whereas Boonk is like, I think, quite a bit taller and like very lanky. Much more reach for sure. Yeah.

So, I mean, they are going to be a unique matchup. I don't know what their heights are or anything. but he's for sure taller than Supreme Patty yeah yeah Supreme Patty's short as fun yeah he's probably dude he's probably gonna have a like a good amount of reach on Supreme Patty like Supreme Party is gonna have to have

really good dodging dodging skills and just really quick hands you saw him what is the anyway I am going to be announcing it allegedly oh and we're gonna be out there bro this is gonna be tight this is our opportunity to get some like Dana White clout like we're gonna be interviewing these fools

we're gonna be at the way in like, oh, like keeping them apart and stuff. They're trying to fight. We're going to be like holding them bag and shit. That's going to be sick. This is some fucking bonus clout that we might not have gotten otherwise, and we're going to be able to just go out there. And like, maybe you can run in the ring and punch somebody after the decision is made.

Let me do that. Why would I do that? Let me do that. Just get crazy. You know how they have that naked dude? Yeah, let me do it. You could be a ring girl. Yeah, see what's that about?

I might, I might have to get a BBO for him, though. Wait, how many? You don't have enough time. Is there rounds? Oh, yeah. It's a 20. It's a 20. 24th, for the record. It's the 24th.

So if you live in Florida, I want you to come out. I want you to tap in with me and AD. We will smoke your shirm. There is a link on my Twitter. If you just scroll down a little bit, or if you go to Supreme Patty's Instagram, it's like the link in his fucking bio, and you can cop the pay-per-view on there. Are you giving me a first-class flight?

I'm not even flying first class. All right. What about business casual? What the fuck is that? How's a player? Aren't there only two sections? Should I fly first class? That would be pretty funny if I made you to send the bag.

I ain't doing that shit. If I'm fine, you and T. Rella, then you're definitely sending the bag. You're on spirit for sure. No, no. Leaving at 3 o'clock in the morning. Take the last steam train. How do you feel about sleeping out of a homeless shelter? Can I not bring my wallet while we are out there?

I just got a pin for myself. I drop them off at a homeless shelter. And then I drop to the ritz. I don't think there's a retail there. That's what I'm wondering. I'm like, what's going to be the nicest hotel in Pensacola? Yeah,

might just sound so bad. The holiday is... Listen, I stayed when I graduated high school. The next like two winters, actually I think when I was 21 and 22, so like two years in between. But I stayed in Pensacola for the winter, two years in a row.

It is not a luxurious or glamorous place. I'll put it like that. By who's there? standards by anyone living in America at this time. No, you're right though, because there's like a lot of people living in like jungles and stuff who would probably think it was really nice. It is not the nicest place I ever been. I don't know why the fuck they're doing the fight for. Yeah, that's what I was wondering.

I don't know, probably a couple days. I was wondering, too. I want two days, Max. Two days sounds good. I was wondering, we should go to Miami after. No? I'm missing Jamaica for this. I'll only go to Miami is we go on fresh and fit together.

Yeah. They're coming on on the 16th. So? I can go back over there. I'll go there too. Let's go. We'll line it up. We'll talk about it.

You guys should go to Disney World. I'm down with that. Just me and him? Yeah. That sounds kind of sucks. Wait, why it's only just me and you going on there? I like this. Who was going to go with it?

If you're talking about, let's get an Airbnb. That's the sucks. Yeah, you're trying to film you guys. What are we going to do? I want Tierra. I want Tiki Rok to come too. Okay. And I want Kiki to come.

House phone can come, but he has to buy his own ticket. We'll let Kiki come if House phone will come. Let's agree on that. if Kiki wants to go and he I mean that nigger want to go I know him I do like the idea of being surrounded by a large

pack of men Yeah you're like to say Some nails Pack of gum For the 90% chance That house phone ends up not going I'll just Can I sneak on with his ticket

What gang should we tap in When we're out there? I don't want to tap in When the peninsula Why not? Pensacola Pensacola Let's be in

the trap you won't go to bando with me they don't have a bando i think they do give me my notes what kind of food they have out there probably probably the same as everywhere else in america if i had the guess probably fresher to be honest because i used to write with the cows all the time when i was out that xxby's stupid long beach griffy has saxby's in his bio you don't have no saxby's in long beach period zaxbys mm-mm wait maybe it wasn't him maybe someone else i about to say because that's that's like Atlanta thing. I love Zaxpies. What the hell is Zaxby's? It's a fucking fried chicken joint's amazing.

And we don't have an eye? Crispy crunchy chicken though. You taste one chicken, you taste them off. Must be nice. What? You sound crazy. Who told you that? You've really given up on life if you believe that. You think Popeyes taste different in KFC? Yes. Listen, I'm cracking into them birds in every goddamn

state country zip code under the sun. I've had chicken in every different fucking state, city, etc. Were they the best? I don't know. New Hampshire. But I'm eating them everywhere.

Dave's hot chicken. No, it does not. Some of them are happier and like, you know, healthier. Fuck them. I don't give a fuck about their feelings. I'm just eating them.

And pincicola. That could be applied to chickens and. Pinas cola. What the fuck? You want to drink that? What do you even do? Like, what's it going to be like for me to go on a trip with you?

I don't know if I'm ready for it. Oh my God. I just don't know like what kind of weird shit you might be doing. You're going to like book out a hook a lounge. for you to just sit there and smoke by yourself? It should be filmed like a reality show because like I think it's really funny.

What do you think I do? I don't know. That's what I'm worried about. Just look at my stories. AD keeps taking these 30 minute bathroom breaks. But that's the version of yourself. That's the version of yourself that you want to share with the world. What would you mean? The real AD? I don't know.

The real AD is chill. I just fucking play video games and shit and watch TV. That's what you want to do? You want us to get a hotels that have video games so we can just sort of like get our caught on. Yeah. Why not? That's hard.

Fly to Miami to play Cod? No, Pensacola. Pensacola. I need to know about the clubs and bars in Pennsylvania. I don't think I want to go to the bar in Pensacola. They might not have enough internet to play a hard game. What if we get you a hosting gig out there? A walkthrough.

We get a walkthrough. Oh, we get a little like $200 walkthrough out there. I ain't doing to $200. I got it up that up, man. This is Pensacola. That's a big bag in Pensacola. That's a big bag. They never had a walkthrough before.

Throw some chicken, maybe. First walkthrough in Pennsylvania. I want to do a walkthrough. Y'all make it sound so says. I mean, I don't know what it looks like. It's not the most sophisticated place that I've ever been. Not even sophisticated, but it's not like, it's a weird place. But also, I haven't been there in honestly, like, damn near 20 years.

It's probably so nice. Probably gentrified now. It's probably Lamborghinis and shit. Like just. Lambo? I doubt it. I doubt there's a lot of. But people are going to come for the fight.

Yeah, I guess. allegedly we're going that's a trip that's a trip life's a trip that's why I needed me to boo you want to meet a boo everywhere you think that you need a boo to fly you're like blue jasmine I agree someone should take Gina to this fight no we're not gonna

do that why are you having so much trouble finding booed Gina oh this is one of those I think you're a nice person Gina you should get on Love Island or like Bachelorette I watched the episode of Love Island For the love of Gina hosted by no jumper What season? I do

I have many visions for our new office once we get it going and I have I really want to and people please in the chat let us know what you feel about this but I really want to have it be like Monday through Friday four hours guaranteed of live stream content on no jumper I like and we every week just book it out with different dope shit going on and like different combinations of people that me and AD will have our slots do our podcast and then we'll have our whatever and like just really I would love to just build no jump around so we just have like a fire live stream going for like set amounts

of time every week. That's like my goal different ideas constantly. Yeah, just doing all kinds of different shit. I'm down. The sleep stream finally, I'm so excited. Now that I... You're not sleeping in my new office. No, I want you guys to sleep and I'll record you. I will know. So you can watch and try to tickle this? I'm out. No, I'm gonna... Are you tickleas? Me?

He was in this document. He was in this document. You should have seen him getting tickled in this documentary. Oh, I was definitely not in that that document. You wouldn't have done that? Back in the day? I don't know, bro. Where was you getting into that? There's armpits. My pee pee. I'll play it.

Wait a minute. That's right. My pee, pee, please don't say it like that ever again. That was kind of. My beep-be. I'm having a hard time with that. I want to brag about my kid. Go ahead.

She's talking. She's talking shit. What's he saying? Mama. No way. Really? But, I mean, she's shouting dad at everything. What?

So like, you know, like, but you see like some relations. Like she yells at me more than she yells at another thing. But she only has, like, so many. Well, no. The other thing. That's how you talk about your fiance? She'll be looking at the TV yelling dad-da too.

And like, you know, it's like she's not that discriminated about it. Fuck. That's cool. My girl will say, where's dad and she'll look right at me. Like, you know, but her first word was always kuh or kitty cat. Oh, my God. I love it. She's a big crypt.

This one. What? When did she start talking? I don't want to put that evil on her. It's not an evil about that. Babies gangbanging. It sounds kind of evil. Community revolution in progress.

Oh, God. That's all I hurt. You tell Crip Mac that. He's a different type of Crip. Wait, when did she start talking? It's just been, you know, slowly coming together. You know, I feel like she was saying mama at first a lot more. What?

That's so cool. My son says no more than anything. No. No. No! Yeah, he's just a hater like his daddy What is that you got a white claw? Unnamed beverage

I don't even see him ordered can we all have white clothes besides AD because he's an alcoholic? Oh can we please? Yeah Riley can I have a white clause what you know what? Yeah I would like that. Hey I'm sorry I didn't order for everyone else. Bro, I'm still drinking my Starbucks like it's fucking bright and early man even though it's fucking eight or something.

That's why I come at you like that Oh, God. Oh, no. Switch to Rockstar. Fuck that. I was drink my own piss. You can come from the camera. It's all good.

Yo, did you, um, did you see what happened to Boss Hogg's Instagram? What happened? He got, he got, he got his Instagram stolen from him, right? But before he got his Instagram stolen, I guess he was in communication with some, the people who stole his Instagram, and they told him that they would pay him for a video, right? A custom video. And he basically filmed the video for them where he's like, guys, my life has just been I want $10,000 by giving $1,000 to this cash app, this Instagram, right?

And then they had him film that video, probably promised them some sort of money, probably didn't deliver on that, then stole his Instagram, then used that video to basically scam people on Instagram. And what's even crazier. Wow. That's what I'm saying. Dude, that's happening to so much. I have like literally three other friends other than Boss Hog that same, those same post and

everything is happening, like where they're taking people who have like, who have like, around 10,000 followers on Instagram. They're taking the Instagram and promoting this scam, this cash app scam, basically. People just stay getting got. I got got some fake shoes. Fake shoes? No, remember somebody said, oh, you want to give you? High rollers? You cold. I bought some high rollers, too, for the record. Oh. I think I missed it. You didn't definitely, never mind. Let's just say I bought some high rollers. I think I missed the drop. You bought them? You went on the site? You know, I went on the site. I went on the site. Got them.

Oh, it's a little expensive for my taste. I gotta support the homie, man. I could afford those once every ten years. I can think you would do it for me. I don't feel like I should, like, have to support the homie when they seem like they're already going to sell out anyway, right? Like, that's a fuck-deaf friend. That's what you call it.

But they're already in demand. People are buying them anyway, right? I kind of understand. Like, imagine you had a friend who, like, sold, like, you know, who sold hell of stuff, but they didn't sell out. Like, if my homie on Supreme, I'm not going to go wait in line to support him. I don't give a fuck. You're already doing fine.

You don't need me. Exactly, exactly. But what have you come out with something? Wouldn't you want everybody in the office to buy it? Only if it's not actually popular. And also, nobody in the office is buying anything that we sell. Of course, everybody would expect to get hooked up, right? I do.

I bought a condama. Gina, he's keeping it real. You bought a condommer. We'll give you condoms, you're right? I'll buy that book. Robert Green. What are you going to do with them? We're not selling that.

I don't want them little toys. Don't want to me? I want one of me. You want a white man watching over you in your room at all the time? I think it's kind of weird. With the candama? I don't know about that. No, but you want one of you?

I can't. I don't know how to do that, yeah. I don't know how to do that, yeah. We should get a wood carver in here. That means he don't want to plug you. That means he don't want to plug you. I mean, it's like a U-2's thing. They made it.

They sell them, you know? It's like a whole thing. We should want to say no one to buy a Gina one. I'll buy one. I'm just saying that like if I told them like, you should make one of my homegirl Gina and they're like, well, we're kind of busy doing like Mr. Beast. I'd be like, oh, shit, that's fucked up. You're going to do whatever you sell them to do.

I don't know if I really got a poll like that. Ever since you hit up the Instagram guy, it was over. You got to flex your weight. I'm smoking his pack right now. Wow, I'm not. No, what's his name, Maserati? That's my guy. Oh, but no.

Stephen Maserati. No, isn't he an Adam? No, he's a Josh. Yeah, he's a, yes. Yuri, I want to put your head in a blender. Also, I just wanted to say, rest of peace to Michael K. Williams. That's so sad.

They found him dead in his New York City apartment. I listened to a podcast this morning that he did with Mark Maren. We did a pretty good interview with him. And he talked a lot about recovery and about, you know, like all the demons that he had had to get passed in his career. And he made it perfectly clear what his vice was, which is that he loved to drink Duke Coke. And that was always his thing that kept, you know, drawing back. And he had a lot of relapse and stuff. But, man, listen to this interview that Mark Maren did with him.

it was like he sounded like he was at a great place in his life like he was very content very happy like he had really felt like he had made it through all his struggles so that just made it even more sad that you know he could just relapse presumably get some bad shit and uh have a pretty amazing career cut short because he's somebody that anyone who's seen the wire you just cannot you cannot i haven't seen bro love crap country you have not you can't not watch the wire without leaving a fan of his. Homer coming. Terrifying man in that show.

You want to know it made it fucked up more for me. It was like the fact they used him for the DMX tribute and shit like that. Yeah. Yeah. They used him for the DMX tribute. He was acting like he was DMX and like, it was crazy, bro. Wow, I didn't know that. Yeah.

Yeah, that was fucked up. That is pretty crazy. Yeah, she's crazy. She's crazy. She's crazy. She's crazy. Yeah, man. Bro, like at this point, man, and we don't know for sure if it was that, but man, y'all got to leave this shit alone.

They putting a fit in all of this shit. What are you doing? Don't touch my hands, man. You're a lighter. Just addiction in general. It's a crazy thing to overcome, you know what I mean? But they're putting this shit in, like, every week now, it seems like we're fucking talking about somebody dying from this shit. Like, it's getting like too crazy right now, bro.

And at this point, everybody has to, I know it's easier said than done, but. Like none of this shit is worth your life. No amount of high. Like, I drink for fucking 10 years straight. I put that shit down. I don't even miss that shit no more. Like, for real, for real. That's why I sent you that message like two weeks ago where I was like, dude, I think

it's super cool how like you got to, you know, so your doctor told you like, yo, this is not healthy for you. You got to stop doing this. And then like, I know so many people in my life that they've been told the same thing by doctors and they don't care. Really? And like, and AD was so cool to see that he was like, he heard that message and he was like, not worth it.

I got kids and shit, man. He's done. I'm younger and younger too. Yeah, a lot of people I don't do that. I feel like with anything, you know.

If you could have your doctor tell you that and just be like, me, whatever. A lot of people would just be like, oh, I can do this. My own boy is the same way.

He was like, bro, fuck it. My doctor Ben told me yeah, let's go crazy. I'm like, nah, bro, I want to be here. I want to live.

It's not worth it. Yeah. And yeah, like, that's a, that's a talent. You know, it's like an ability that a lot of people

don't have where you just like put in porn things above the shit that you actually really want to do, you know, even because it is, you know, probably it is a part of you where you're used to it. You've, like you say, been doing it for 10 years. So, obviously, you probably do want to do it sometimes, but it's cool that you can, like, hold this thing above where you're like, this is more

important. Not even, like, I don't even, like, care to do it anymore because how I feel off of it now is so much better. I have so much energy. And then, too, like, I just found out, like, I would handle a lot of my problems just by drinking and shit. So I just really got to come to face all that shit. And once you face it, you feel way better afterwards and shit. I had like a lot of hidden trauma and shit that I was like holding on to and I just had to like I had like three weeks that was like real hard for me and releasing that shit. But after that I'm like damn I feel good as fuck. I don't never want to go back to like how it was even if I just let's say like a year down the line. Oh somebody says take a shot.

All right. I'll take a shot. I keep it pushing. But I'm never going to go back to like 20, 30 shots and challenging and just being known for that drunk guy. I'm good. Did you replace it with anything or was it just easy to just say that's it? No, I don't replace me any. I try to get much.

mushrooms, but that shit backfired on me. You would do it in the most stressful places, though. You need to have a chocolate room. You didn't have a chocolate room earlier? Oh, that's true. The chocolate. Bro, when I seen it, I was like, what the fuck is this?

There's chocolate rooms. Everybody go Google chocolate rooms and tell me that you ain't fucking with these chocolate rooms. Where the fuck did those come from? I told Jason to get them. Yeah. Don't grab a bag of chocolate. You ain't traveling yet? I have to use the bathroom.

That's up chaka room. Are those like real mushrooms? are those like they're better chockoombs chakarooms chakal room y'all can't have them in the regular snacks no they're hidden behind all the other shit because they're so addictive they good like that bro wait till you taste this chakaroom you're gonna trip out i guess but they'll get you high no jena why would it get you Gina do you have any you get drunk? I know that I don't do nothing you a demand of eat a chaka room Let me see shock a loom look at that 120 calories for that pack Oh shit's nasty are you fucking serious. That's just whatever overhype

Leave go away. I can't have you around bro. That's addicted to the idea you gotta hide them Oh, that's what they line Gina, try. See what you think. No, y'all just told me that was mushrooms. Stop playing on my mushrooms. I'm not eating at the mushrooms. There's no mushrooms. Look at the packaging.

You can buy them at the supermarket. It's a cookie, Gina. This is like ASMR. Everybody's just like doing shit in front of the right. It got a good afterstays though. I'm not mad at it. Hmm. I might have to take these back.

Let me see. It has a good after taste. Mm-hmm. I can see what these is hitting. I can see that. I can see why they're hidden. I can see that. Like Rosie O'Donnell and a bisexual brother show.

Take the rest of them. You're not you're wrong now. That ain't that too bad. You take your back. All right. I feel like AD would have been one of the judges on that rap battle. I don't know. What's a nigga name?

What was his name? Eli. Eli. I did it. I did it. Bro, that's wrong. That's wrong. bro, don't do that.

It was like that. Bro, that's wrong. The best part is how it just ends, and they're laughing their asses off, and it's all, like, the popular kids from the school. They're, like, dressed nice. They're from the basketball team, and they're dying laughing at these two dudes.

Like, I mean, as an adult, I guess maybe I do feel a little bad. It's about laughing at these handicapped people, but, bro, that's shit. You want one of my water's. I just realized how loud my headphones were. Holy shit. I was destroying my ears this whole podcast.

To the restroom and I wash my hands. I'm not saying, nigga. They're wet. I have an honest question. Water. Why are you enjoying him? Do you think you've ever slept with a woman who was handicapped mentally? Like, low key.

Like on the spectrum. Like off though? Yeah. Like slow? Yeah. Not slow, but I'm like, retardant. Some, something wrong with you.

Everyone's ex is a little slow. Like brain fright. Do you feel bad about that? Like regular stupid or like stupid or like stupid stupid stupid. Nah. No, I'm not like like, like you kind of. You're kind of weird. Okay, what if Forrest Gump was hot?

Wait, what are you asking? Is it forrest Gump when you really think about it? Like, isn't that really just a movie about like a woman taking advantage of a handicapped man? It's kind of like about a guy who's getting cucked, you know? It's like the definition of cuck. Didn't she die from getting HIV or something? She got HIV. Did he marry her too?

Yeah. She told him. She was like, to his face, she was like, hey, I've been doing hell of drugs and fucking hell of people. And he's like, what ought to happen in that movie? And he's like, I love you. It's like the main thing. Main narrative. And he had a baby bar.

He grows a beard at one point. Why? That's just a part of. Did the baby have HIV? He starts running. Did the baby have HIV? Bro. The baby's making rap music now.

You're not funny. For real? You know it's a fictional movie. That's not what I said. Spoiler. It's fictional. Nothing to happen. And it can continue to happen.

Nick, I do it was a fictional. This is funny, though. It's just funny. It's just funny. Yeah, there's something of that movie. But anyway, so why is it like something they can make a movie out of when Forrest Gump is getting banged by this like woman who's not handicapped? Oh, and then AD sleeps with a handicapped woman and all of a sudden they got a right blog post about it. That's true.

Correction? I didn't sleep with a handicapped. Wow. I want to see rolls reversed Forrest Gump and see how people react to that. I just want to know what's the line. Like, how low does her IQ have to be that you can't pipe? And also it's in a situation where like. And what if you're really dumb?

We wouldn't know. Because listen. If I'm like a. 75 IQ, then I mean like, you know, like other women who are in that realm, I mean, when you were smashing other women, did you look at them like, oh, how smart you are? You don't realize till later. Sometimes. That's stupid.

I mean, you don't want to have sex with somebody who's so dumb that they like don't understand what's going on. Well, that's called right? What if you say for someone who can't read? Is that all right? They have to be able to read? Who gives a fuck? Yes, I have to be able to read. Dr. Seuss, bitch. Dr. Stop the suits, bitch. That's too many requirements.

No one would be in any relationships if everyone's worried about that type of shit. I ain't gonna lie. If the bitch can't read, I don't think she's gonna wipe her pussy. You wouldn't even know. How would you even be texting her if she couldn't read? No, I'm like, she's probably got a friend helping her.

She's telling her. You're lying to yourself if you're telling me that all the women you slept with in your life can read. Who don't know how to read? Probably a good chunk of them. Everybody can read. I don't know their names.

In this day and age of Texas speech, you wouldn't even have to read. So, you have to. Fucking bitch is like Boomhauer. He can read too fast probably. Would you fuck Boomhauer if he was hot? No, why is you? That's no.

Boomhauer is hot. Look what you said. If Boomhauer was hot and he was a girl. Boomhauer is not retarded. He just has a really strong slur. He just speaks. He doesn't speak English. If he does.

Hey, well, I said, I'll talk to him. That's one of the great things about watching King of the Hill with the On Hulu with the subtitles. Oh my God. You know exactly what Boom I was trying to say? Wait, he says stuff with the subtitles? He always has like a very specific meaning and it's always hilarious. But I agree with you that I couldn't understand it most of the time as a kid.

When they introduce his family and all of his family talks the same way too, they're just all like blibend up. Say it like he should have been on soft white underbelly to me. I tapped out around season three, but man, I was having so much fun watching King of the Hill. Like the story is so great, but I just kind of lost track of it at some point. You know you remind me of? Cotton, Bill, Dothrieve. You mind me a cotton. I'm offended.

Did you ever get it? You remember me a Sean Cotton. No, not Sean Cotton. No, cotton. Cotton is fucking Hank Hills Dad. Oh, Cotton. I got my legs. He said your legs, too.

No, he had his legs blown off in Nam. That's why he was so short. He'd be walking around on the show. Yeah, but they like, I think they had to cut his shins off and they had to, like, turn his kneecaps into, like, feet, right? I didn't know he was an amputee. I'm sorry. No, yeah. He's an amputee.

Oh. That's fucked up, 80. I was fucking. Something like that. It's such a love-hate relationship with Khan because a lot of episodes they make him seem like such a shitty person but then there's the episode

But then there's an episode where he helps Peggy recover After her she gets in that traumatic Oh, she falls out of an airplane And he fucking helps her recover And she's like thanks Khan She's kind of an asshole about it Oh yeah he was just being an asshole sir He was being a drill

You guys watch any documentaries this weekend Nah Fuck you Why? Because I watched one You didn't put me on on new ones yet I watched one about the Six Flags in New Orleans that was destroyed during Hurricane Katrina. Wow.

And you know, it's just still sitting there right in the middle of New Orleans and everyone sees it all the time. And Six Flags refuses to, like, rebuild it and shit because it would cost like $40 million or some shit. Fuck. And that also is Six Flags pulled out around the same time in Houston at Astro World, which is what Travis Scott named his album after. And then you named your kid after. Bump-da-bum-bum-b-b-b-b-b-on-b-a. I'm the name after Astroar. After the Cosmos.

Doesn't you know DeGrassey Tyson. DeGrassey? DeGrassey, Degraissy, was dope. I just watched that shit. Let's talk about it. It's so funny how Drake didn't go to the Degrazi reunion. At least he got popped in the show. He kind of did a whole music video.

He did a whole music video where he had everybody. He did. Oh, that's true. Then, never mind. Yeah. That was fire. He showed, love. That's true.

That's true. But damn, like, he actually, he did get a pop. That's crazy. I hate one of, like, I kind of tweaked out on this girl one time because we were at dinner and with like a bunch of people and I said something about Drake and she just would not stop talking about DeGrassey. And I was just like, yo, for real, like that was like 15 years ago. He's like the most accomplished musician of our generation.

Just let it go. Like, you know, and it's okay. You can mention it. But just don't make it the whole thing. and she was just like, who the fuck are you to tell me what to say about it? I'm like, I'm giving you advice.

Podcast rules when you went out in public. Yeah, but sometimes I do. You're like this. You're sitting there at dinner at a real conversation. Hey, that's bad podcasting. I'm definitely the dude

that will let you know that your conversation skills suck at some point. That would be such a funny prank video of Adam just like sitting down in a restaurant like correcting people's conversations. Like yo, yo, yo, you're talking for two ways.

Let her talk, man. Come on. You should definitely do that. That's funny. If you want to see a fascinating case study in somebody, uh, maybe like not respecting other people's, uh,

desire to speak, watch the hell. Hellrell. Oh, I got to watch that. I saw that shit happening in person. Like, I didn't want to say anything as it was happening because it's like,

not my place to be like, sir, you should let your friends talk. Yeah. But like every comment says it. So I'm just going to say it. It was like kind of weird. The hell row was like not really letting them get a word in.

I've had friends like that. where like one of them likes to have the center of attention like that and he doesn't let his friends speak but you know that they've been boys for a long time and they're used to it that's just their dynamic you know what I mean but it's so funny to see that where you like even when I was standing here like in person watching and I'm like he's not letting his friends talk at all weird I was like them questions and answering them for him and answering his own questions and just talking about whatever the fuck he felt like about it was kind of a thing my parents are like that and not at one do either of his friends showed that like small you know sign of like being irritated or like

like oh what the hell they kind of just let it go because they don't want to make it awkward on camera and be like oh let me talk no disrespect oh your parents short my daddy short my mama's all oh but you said that like I'm short like I'm average high you are yes you ever see your dad beat somebody's ass um no but I saw him he came into my school one day and tried to fight a boy that I had to fight with really the guy hurt you yeah we have like a fist fight. Really? Yeah.

He shouldn't be. The police came up to my school and everything. My daddy came up there and tripping. Like kicking him out? Yeah. Yeah, they kicked my daddy out. They should have kicked that kid out.

He's fighting a girl. You ever been tempted to do that? What? Somebody fucking with your daughter and you just want to pull up to the school and fucking smash somebody's head against the wall? When I found out my daughter was sitting text messages to these boys. Well, that's her fault. It's like, fuck you, you bitch.

And they sent this shit back. Fuck you too, bitch. You were mad at that. Yeah. I was mad at that. What'd you do? I couldn't really like, you can't go beat up like a 12-year-old?

Send him a link to one of your music videos. Right. Nah. I was just mad. I just took her phone. You always talk about how once you're 11 years old, you're old enough to join a gang. Who said that?

You. No. You look them up in town. Yeah. What the fuck? You should have to pay other 11-year-olds to beat up that 11-year-olds on the payroll? You shouldn't hurt 11-year-olds on the payroll?

You shouldn't hurt 11-year-olds, period. I got tons of 11-year-olds. You'll kill somebody for a Louis Bell. Sorry That one Laugh to my own Jesus Christ You gonna do it for a Louis

I'm surprised nobody Got killed for a Louis Bell I'm gonna do it for a Louisville Yeah It's like 400 That's a lot Louis Bill's like a thousand No it's not

Louis Bill's like $5,600 I'm never looking at the prices to me I just assume they're a thousand dollars You don't go in there and look around They probably don't let you in I've never stepped to me Yeah exactly No no no sir

There's honestly been moments like back in the day I'd be skating around to Hollywood and my friends, we've tried to go to Beverly Center and they literally didn't let us in because our shirts were so covered in dirt and sweat that they thought we were like homeless people looking to a place is chill, you know? We're just like, we just want to walk around the mall, but okay,

whatever. Look, you have AD on your shirt. Yeah, shots A-D. That's a homeless vibe. That's a good. Eddie has a Gucci bill. Facts. Can we give you a nod-jop for Christmas list? What you guys want for Christmas? He doesn't have money for lights.

You just started working here. I know. She'll put BBL on the lid Technically I've been here for over a year Okay, that is a good point Kiki's going to Pensacola I've never gone nowhere Oh

Right Can we give you a list He's fucking white And he's still looking for the fucking special treatment I'm trying to just do something Fun with my brothers And you're trying to invade our space It just

What the fuck You've ever since I've known you I've always told you It's been my dream to go to Pensacola Oh you have always said that Yes But who's gonna finish? him tent talks.

True. We could just send some other guy. I'll have to hire a replacement. Critt Mac and Riley. I'll ask me if you could take my place. Yeah, that would be great. Honestly, I wouldn't.

I don't think you should do that. Oh, hey. I went to leave C back and Riley. You're going to come back. Hey, this is my house now, the worst part about the time. The worst part of me not have to pay you more.

Get out of there. There's like eight more cats. The worst part of me not having an Instagram is that I wasn't able to shout out all of Crip bags, new Instagrams because he had, he had like two or three. during the period of time that mine was getting suspended. He hits me up twice a week and saying, he shot my new one out.

I know. I'm like, at this point, see, man, you need to make a telegram or something, bro. He needs to stick to Twitter, man. He told me the other day, though, he's like, I figured some shit out about why I keep getting deleted. Yeah, I know, too. You can't be eating jumbalaya, bitch's asses. But, bro, he had one page that got to, like, 15K, and then he got fucking hacked trying to get verified. That's crazy, though.

Dude, you know what's crazy? I've tried, recently I requested it, right? after I requested it I get three emails to I have like a hell of different emails I get three emails to different emails of mine saying hey this is me from Instagram I want to get you verified and then I get I just changed my number too right I get a fucking text message saying hey just saw you trying to verify let me try to get you verified blah blah I was like dude how like me sending that request somehow triggered all these scammers to fucking try to contact me what the how was that possible that's what I'm wondering is like I don't trust any of these people who are contacted you didn't respond to a fake fucking scam email or something no i went through in you you apply through instagram but people like you know third party people were contacting me and i was like verified did you have a cindia what's it going in your id that should not be happening i would just like to say that i do you have on twitter that doesn't make any sense to me what twitter facebook has that rule you go to enter your email in a fucking official instagram portal and then you start getting scam emails from random emails like

how is that possible that that's what i'm what how is that happening because that literally happened I have proof Josh did it didn't happen I'm kind of on that side too I think Yuri took a little too much Ivermectin I think he didn't wash his hands and the fucking shit fumes warped his mind

I get those emails to you If I made a slideshow proving my case right now Josh would still not believe me so I don't care Maybe he's off the Ivermectin too He probably is He's probably off the sheep version

So do you guys see what happened With Rolling Stone and the Ivermectin story? Oh I heard you talking about it I heard you talk about it Is AD going to say who is Ivermectin? No. I was thinking it.

David. Tobrick. What? The crane, nigga. Yeah. Crain? Who is that? David Dobrick?

You don't know who that is. That's time. Oh, also, before I forget, can you do a bar where you run Shikari and Safari? Why for you? There's something about like, you know, you want to watch Safari smash Shikari on a safari or something. That was real terrible. No, it could be hard. You're like a rapper.

You said it sound cool. Oh yeah. A's that barry. Throw that in there. Okay. Driving a car. You're gonna do it or you just saying okay. I like a chain.

Hope Fessions? Thank you. You took that to another level. Is that a naked lady or she got pants on? This is my logo. I'm a gamer. No Atari. They made a mold of you?

Yeah. It's actually my logo. What are you talking about? Do you have clothes on? This is my ass. What? Like your naked ass? Yes.

Well, I have a thongong on. I want to get the same thing made of me. They have the thong on there too? They have the thong on there too? Oh, it's connected to the whole. It is connected. I thought it's two separate pieces. No, no, no, no.

It's just one. It's a chain of Gina on the cross with her booty out. Oh, my. That sounds so bad. That sounds terrible. God, I did not say that. Next shirt. God, I did not see it.

That shirt, AD on the cross. No. No? That'll be hard. No. Upside down. I don't play with my lower. Fat AD on the front, skinny AD on the back.

That is terrible. Oh, my God. Oh, remember when they put carbon on the cross? Yeah, they put carbon on the cross. Cross. Not a South Park thing. On South Park, they put Carmen on the cross, and they come back two weeks later, and he's just hell is skinny and still alive.

They're just like, yo, you're supposed to be dead. You ever have that homie that you, like, want to lose weight, so you just lock him to the room for a week? Same thing with drugs, though. You give him lettuce through a shoot? I think that's called kidnapping. That's definitely going to be kidnapped. You ever do that to the homie?

He'll be thanking you after. Give them chaco rooms through the, under the door. One room a month. You just give them lettuce one piece at a time. I don't care about nobody. Hey, I was watching a new season of American Horror Story. They still make that. It's freaking good.

And the guy is like going to kill these people and they actually throw him in the fucking room like, we're about to rape you. I was like, this shit is wild. What? Yes, bro. It's crazy. What was the season of the American Horror Story when the person was dressed in all black and fucking everybody? Oh, the little latex? Yeah.

It was a couple of those. That was season one though. Jesus Christ. No, they do. It's real tricky. Because remember season nine, I mean, the apocalypse one, they came back. Are you talking about American Horror Story? I'm hearing latex, rape?

Yes, nigga. It's a lot of that going on American Horror Story. Yeah, it's crazy. I thought it was about ghosts. I never seen it. I don't know anything about it. It's 10 seasons. That's what I'm saying.

I can't believe they're still making it. It's been going on for so long since I was a kid. My girl's been watching like 14 seasons of Grey's Anatomy in a row. Bro, Gray's Anatomy. That's all she watches? It's kind of tight. She just like leaves me alone at night and goes. in a room and just watch Graze Anatomy without me

so I can watch poker videos. If you go to Jack Shack? I'm not really like a nighttime beat-off guy. I'm mostly hit it in the morning, to be honest. You a morning hitter? I hit it in the morning in the shower these days. All right, I'll talk about masturbating.

No, too, I'm fucking. Hofessions, real quick. Shows. This is bad. Hofessions. I like to smash while I go to sleep. Yeah? Yeah.

Shows prolong your orgasm. I'm like a two, three in the morning smasher. I'm like to go to sleep. You just crawl in, drum as fuck. Throw the orange to the side. Uh-huh. Let me have sex with you. Come on, Eddie.

What's up, dude? That sounds funny. I don't know if the audience thinks about this episode. It feels like kind of like more fried than our average episode. I know. Off the chocolate rooms. Can you see that later? No, you can't.

The chocolate rooms is good. Bro, they're so good. They're delicious. The chocolate rooms now that I've been pushing it so hard Everybody's gonna be coughing Hit up your local Amazon I've never seen these before Hit up your local Arby's

They just bought with Buffalo Wildlings Who was it the dissed Arby's on the story That you were pissed off about? Arby's put too much meat So what you got issues To trade the truth now we're gonna go check in Bro, he's speaking facts Trade is my big bro but he just he diss my company

Arbys puts too much mayo and too much meat Shut up fuck though What? You love Arby's? I didn't say that. Oh, what did you say? Gina's never had it. I've never had it in my life.

Well, you're probably living a way better. I haven't seen nobody that's naked on there, Jane. Yeah. Stop shaming. Stop slut shaming. What about slut shaming? Hose man.

Hoose man. This is the Hose mad. No Jumper collab. I think out of any woman who has ever worked at No Jumper, I feel like Gina is the most likely to like go on a date with a guest. I've already been on a date with a couple of guests. Shut.

Rick baby C-MAC Why out of everybody You gotta beat them too Hell row No Rex 4 I'm not gonna tell y'all who did

I don't even want to Fresh and fit both It's better when I don't know I'm preach No I have the ability to act like I don't know somebody When they walk in the room

So I got that too AD had to do that Because somebody brought in their girlfriend And it was somebody He had slept with in the past Or something right Way way way Wait, wait, wait, wait.

Somebody brought in their girlfriend and you were, you're like whispering to me like, yo, I smashed her back in the day, this shit crazy. I did not do that. Wasn't it something like that? How could you, AD? Who? Duhu-who?

Dund-dun. Who was it? Get the shocking. I was talking. Fuck, I hit two at the same time. Massaging. I heard the name. Let me.

We need a different version with bigger buns. You're talking rules, smacking him. Right? That's what? Thank you. You still, how did you get a... You're my bugger's muscle. And guess what told Jason to get them?

You? Yes. I was like, bro, you got it. If you see AD looking a little bit plus size in future episodes of the show. Blame me. It's because these not make you think, give me some more.

Blame it on the chocko rooms. Chalk of rooms make you thick, all right. Ooh, we got steak at the crib. You want some? You got some of a waggo? Are we all invited? Pause. Anyway, you guys want to talk?

about Waleh and Trinidad James. Let's go. Let's go. So I was looking at Twitter this morning and I saw an interesting confrontation between Turnedad James and Waleh. This is kind of complex. Basically, Trinidad James shared a screenshot of conversation that he was having with Wale. No, but really the conversation, I feel like this has been muddled.

This is DJ Money Waleigh. We have a lot of fucking notes here and I don't really understand it. I don't feel like the thing that I wanted is actually documented here. Whatever. Either way, it was basically like Trinidad James letting Wale know

that they need to work together. And it was a little bit forceful delivery-wise. And it was like stop looking at the screen because that's different. That's like a screen. That's a conversation that apparently

Apparently Trinidad James have with somebody else. Wale's DJ. Oh, okay. Yes. Oh. And as I don't have the actual text that I wanted to read here, I don't really know why we're talking about this because I can't actually explain. This shit sucks.

Look at this. Look at this Trinidad James tweet. This is at least part of it. Why you do things to people that you don't like done to you, give me a chance to do a new song with you. You're not about to smoke me. We ain't got no videos together and you know the consumer would pay for that. This is like kind of weird energy to be coming at somebody with to tell them that you want to work with them.

Not coming from Trinidad though. That's like his thing. And so then Waleigh says, explain the first sentence, which go back. Let's see what the first sentence was. That's different. I don't like this topic. I don't like this topic. Why?

Because you don't want to go on Wale's bad side. Who gives a fuck? I don't really feel like Wale could possibly be seen as doing anything wrong in this whole thing. Yeah, that's the one. The one you just hovered over is the first sentence. Yeah, Josh, click that. What the fuck are you doing? You're fried.

No, click the tab, the second tab on the top. No, that's the third. Can you count? Why you do things to people that you don't like done to you? Okay, now click the third tab. Explain the first sentence. Explain the first sentence. Why do things to people that you?

I'm confused about it because it's like, Walei does songs with other people, right? And then Wale clarifies, it says he did 35 features this year with different artists. I don't know. weird energy from Trinidad James. I don't know why. It just feels like not the way that you would talk to somebody that you wanted to work with.

Right. I feel like he probably felt so inspired at the moment that he was like, bro, this is the idea. This is going to, bro. He was probably just so hyped and juiced on it that he was like, Wally, you know, we're fucking doing this shit. Okay. So this is the next Trinidad James tweet, though. He said, meaning, meaning you talk about how your contemporaries don't give you the features or gestures that you deserve. when it comes to these times.

You don't like it, and you are vocal about it when it gets too much for you. Then you turn around and do the same thing to me. You expect, but you don't respect. There might be some more

like stuff that we, information that we don't know about that's underlying that he's referencing to. You know what I mean? He's saying that he is his rap peer, and he's not doing what

Walee complains about other artists don't give him the respect when it comes down of talking about top tens and, you know, his body's at work and stuff like that. Well, he does not appreciate that he gets left out of the conversation.

Right. And Trinidad feels like he's doing him the same way that people are doing him. Right. But it doesn't seem like while it was like actively ignoring Trinidad James on this topic. He talked to his fucking DJ. Just in general. Wait, so that's what the screenshot of the conversation with the DJ was? That was a DJ.

Like, go back to that one. I need to do something with you, whatever. Did he just not respond or something? something? You still do. You're still in a while. You're still in Wally. You got here when you're done.

Okay, but money, can you ask Walee? Can I get in with him next week for us to do some music? I haven't been vocal about that because he's always given the vibe that he don't want to work with me. It's my fault for assuming. I'm asking that as a man. He needs to reply to you with a yes or no. Easy call. I'll ask him today.

But why can't you hit up Walee and asking that yourself if you're cool enough to even, if you're cool enough to want to feature, why would you not hit him up and say, hey, do you not want to work with me? Let's do a song again? together or something. Why would you hit up the nica DJ? I mean, I think it's like a weird dynamic, right? Like when you, when you, it's like, okay, say there's a girl and you want to fuck her and she seems like she doesn't want to fuck you. It's kind of like on you to not make a big deal out of it. Giving an ultimatum is the worst thing possible.

And if there's like an artist that you want to work with and you feel like he doesn't want to work with you, it's kind of like, well, if he doesn't want to work with me, then fuck you. I don't want to work with you either, at least like, you know. But you can like make it clear that you want to work with him. but if he doesn't want to work with you, it's like, you can't really blame him. Like, people are artists. Like, they're making the music they want to make.

Like, I don't know, like Trinidad James, I guess feels like while they should respect his music more, but it's like, you can't force people to like your music or want to work with you. Exactly. That's why this whole approach here seemed kind of confusing to me. And then I bring it on the timeline. Yeah, and on the timeline. Like, you know, hitting them in the text makes a lot more sense about this, right? Like, what's the difference when you bring into the timeline?

It's just everybody else can see and commentate on it and observe. And it's kind of like you're hoping that that's going to exert some kind of pressure on you where he's going to feel like he then has to work with you. Yeah. In reality, I feel like it's probably going to have the opposite effect where it's like, while it probably feels like, I'm not going to work with you now when you're out here like trying to kind of punk me. Exactly. On Twitter in front of everybody, right?

And who's to say the DJ even really had the conversation with him? True. Is this implying that this was the end of the conversation that he never heard back about it? Because this says today at 104 p.m. What time did the tweet go up? Pretty sure, like really early since I think I saw it while I was taking a shit this morning. But if I say, hey, Yuri, tell Adam the next time, blah, blah, blah, blah, whatever. And I can't get mad at you.

I've had people. If you don't respond to me about something like that. If you want to get a Kendrick featuring your next mixed tape, you know, you can reach out to someone. You could ask somebody, you can hit him, all that. But if he don't hit you back or he like just kind of respectfully tells you like, bro, I'm kind of doing my thing. I don't really want to do feature right now. How can you really feel away about that? That's just like you're an artist.

You're doing what you want to do with your career. If you don't want to do a song with me right now, that's cool. I think, you know, I'm approaching that. If I'm a rapper, I'm approaching that as, all right, like, I still fuck with you as a person, even if you don't want to work with me right now. People do the same shit with social media, though. They be like, why don't follow me on Instagram? They take it as you don't fuck with me.

Yeah. I mean, that's just the world that we live in. But when I see people that are following me on Instagram, I just automatically just don't. But you think like they don't look at them. You won't follow me. If you don't follow me, I'm going to think you don't fuck me. But I'm not saying anything to him, but I'm going to be like, all right, it is what it is. Unless you do a mass unfollow with everybody, then I'm kind of like, all right, well, now I'm halfway annoyed.

But, yeah, that's like a weird thing where it's like I've never want to have that conversation with people. People are telling me my face all the time and you'll follow me on Instagram. I'm just kind of like, you're ruining it, bro. Like, I can't. I always just tell people, I only follow friends and family. That what? I always just tell people when they ask me that. I always tell them like, I only follow friends and family.

It's so obviously not true, though. That isn't true. You follow many hundreds of people, right? But you know what's funny? I have gone messages like that before where people tell me like, hey, I talked to Adam a month ago. We're supposed to link up and do this, blah, blah, blah. Like, I always ignore those messages because I always know that if that's true, you'd be

talking to three other people or Adam, not me. You know what I mean? Who's the three other people? Like Laura, Josh fucking like, you know what I mean? There's like so many. Who's the next one? If you had to think about it. Don't.

Lenna or Gina or something like that. I'm just saying that like it's like when people tell me that they're like they're in communication with you and they need me to confirm it I'm like no that's I don't believe it immediately you know what I mean like I'm like I'll text and go watch in talks going around is just kind of like setting yourself up to look weird yeah like you know you don't need to like be hitting up everybody else to try to make something happen if it's going to happen somebody said that to me before oh just talking to Adam so fucking what that nigga. That's a social. Adam is a... He's actually been mute for two months, so I don't know what you're talking about. Mew?

No, I'm just saying. Imagine you said that to someone. How dare you? You know what's funny, too, is in those tweets Trinidad James makes it seem like everyone wants this collab so bad. Who the fuck wants to Trinidad?

Yeah, exactly. What was the last time you thought about? I didn't want to say it, but like, who the fuck? I felt that same way. And then he hashtag for Lauren, too, which is the name of Waleigh. I love both of them as artists,

but who wants to be on his album against? Like, dude, this is the thing. But now you pray. But now you're pressing to get the pussy. The Waile that I know does not want to get pressed on the timeline. And he's definitely not going to be like, okay, sir, here you go. I'm going to get in. It's just not, oh.

Wait, Wale said that's a fucking lie. That's a fucking lie. No reason to use this type of language. But I'm the last person that got a lie on you. This is Trinidad. When I see you in the studio, I'll be more vocal. And then we go from there. If you're on funny timing, then I'm going to tell you about yourself.

If you not, we make a hit. It's that simple. Did he hashtag for learn again? Filar, dude, just so he's part of the narrative. Okay. I don't argue with redacted men. Just wanted to communicate.

It's time to work. Social media is a better medium to talk to him. No, it isn't. He is more verbal on here. I love Wale. He is a music and sneaker goat, no cap. I'm just a real man about minds. Hashtag dad.

Social media is a better medium to talk to him. I don't know that I agree with that. Yeah. If I can't hit you a personally, I don't expect you to do anything for me. There's private messages, too. Look at this, though. So while they said, yeah, but you never asked for shit. Second, you speak to money all the time.

It's simple, but you're just on here making shit up. Brother, I said to you one time. You don't have a curse to get your point across. You have a way better vocabulary than that. Don't do it again, please. I will hit money. You speak to money. Oh, wait.

He's talking about speaking. To money, that's his DJ's name, right? All right. Don't do it again, please. I will hit money. Ask when we can work. You will reply. We will make great music.

I apologize for not being vocal. You will reply. Now the vibe off. I don't even want to do shit with you now. The vibe is smooth. I don't want to do shit with anyone who's sort of like dominatrixing my career. Just sort of bossing me around.

I don't know. The whole thing to me is just a little weird. I thought what truth is that didn't. I did interview with him. I think he's a great dude. He could do. I totally appreciate him and everything. Seems so chill.

And I know he's someone who, who, you know, fairly, in my opinion, feels offended by the fact that he was very, very much ahead of his time. And really doesn't get mentioned or brought up in the conversation about the shit that was going on in, like, the early 2010s, really doesn't get brought up anywhere near the amount that he should get brought up. So, you know, he got a little bit of that, like, entitlement complex that Waleigh definitely has, where they both feel like they just haven't got the accolades that they deserve, which I would agree with in both cases. But, you know, you just can't, like, you can't, like, badger people into, like, giving you more respect. No one likes an ultimatum. No one likes, like, yo, give me a yes or a no.

You know what I mean? Like, it's so confrontational. Because the definition of cool is just not caring. I feel like if he just left it. I feel like Jay Cole and Kendrick are like the coolest fucking rappers is that they just really seem like they just don't care about the reception at all. Facts. That's easy to say that when you're already like popular enough that like you get to have that. But strategically for me, if I'm a rapper, I'm just like not letting that out on the timeline that I feel like, oh, like people owe me more, you know?

Yeah. I feel like if he had given it a week before he made that post, Walee would have probably agreed or, you know, it could have happened. A man shouldn't be going to the timeline doing no type of shit like this. I agree. This is the real suss. And then he said, you will reply. We will make great music.

Who the fuck is you? Who are you talking to? It's a little bossy for me. It seems like a person who's like doesn't have a lot of social interactions. You know what I mean? They're like, I don't know. Like, we all understand that seems very confrontational. You know what I mean?

Like, you will reply. But at the same time, sending a text message and saying something in person is different. So he probably, the way he was. writing it probably didn't mean to have it seem so confrontational. Was that the only text he posted? You remember when AD almost vomited on Waleigh? I knew he was going to bring that shit out. That was such a good video.

Yeah, that show was bad. That was the tail end of the AD drinkathon. Bro, that day I threw up and jack in the box, too. Oh, dear. I was like on a throw-up spring for sure. That could have been your daughter working there having to clean that up. Why my daughter? Because think about how you would feel if your daughter had to spend her whole afternoon

cleaning up some drunk man's barf. Who said there was a woman there? That narrowly dodged Wollet. Whatever, man. Go ahead. I don't even know what to say to that. Whatever, man. That would have been the end of my night, like a projectile vomiting like that out of a van.

Oh, no, it wasn't in the night. Like, oh, what a night. Bro, you go to the gas station, you get you some mouthwash, some toothpastees they got it. You brush your teeth and you go out and drink some morning. Let me hit you with a hypothetical. Say that your pew. that you projectile vomited out of the sprinter, say that it had collided with Wale's hair and or head.

How do you think it would have gone down and would you have talked about it on the podcast or would it have been so embarrassing that you didn't bring it to the podcast? First of all, it wouldn't have been embarrassing. I'll be like, hey, bro, my bad, and if you wanted a problem, we'll have to... You're coated in my puke.

My bad. I don't know how that would go over. I mean, the only thing you can do is, fight and get it over with and then hey keep it pushing what's you gonna do when you're mad best video ever if you and while they were fighting on hollywood boulevard outside the sprinter with him covered in beauty and him coming in beauty top 10 videos of all time in l a history they're gonna make a documentary about that i mean what are you doing when what's the worst can happen like if somebody throws up on me right now i had two options i can either

if i splattered it on your face from here that would be amazing i mean but you're the homie though I'd be like, bro, you're a sick fuck and I'm gonna be mad as hell. But I'm not gonna hurt you because I knew what's the purpose. I could puke anywhere. It's like, well, I would I projectile vomit across the table onto your face.

Projectile vomit. If you get it on purpose and we got a fate. Like when they throw up on South Park, gonna go straight. No, that's what I'm saying is that you can't aim or control those. Those are the things where you're just like, you know, minding your own business.

And then it just fucking. One time I was out of Riding me, I was with a homie back when I was in high school and he just like bent over, pulled down his pants. and just shot this stream of orange shit like six feet like blasted projectile

diarrhea because he told me that all he had eaten that day was orange chicken and orange Julius. And where were you guys? Where was this? We're out riding bikes at the library and he was like jokingly like pointing his butt at me like he was going to hit me with the fucking diarrhea stream.

Did he have anything to wipe with? I think he used like some tissue from the ground And he was like it's okay You don't have to wash your hands I was like 16 How would he have washed his hands at that time? All right what did you all? Where did you all after that?

I think we just kept riding around for a little while And he kept complaining about his stomach I was gonna say every street BMX And street skateboarder I was taking a shit in some bushes Many times I got really good at it I think I talked about it on the show the other day You just put your back against the wall

Bro I was taking shit's hell of stealth That niggas niggas now When I was a kid and I saw a poop against the wall It splattered I didn't understand you know But then you grow up, you're like, that's why. You realize it's a sign of respect. I want to do that in your car. The shit on the wheel.

That would make a very good vlog title. Adam 22 shit on my car. I don't think you're going to get that. You need your ass beat on that. I don't know. I'll start a new channel. It's giving me jackass vibes. The birds shitting all over us is bad enough.

I know. You got hit one time, right? Yes, I did. On my fucking ass beats the shirt, dude. Like a day or two days after I got it. Didn't somebody get shit in the mouth? Yeah, honestly. You know what's funny is, you know that thing you posted the other,

or you talked about the other day, the dude getting caught with all those panties? He got caught. Yeah, the guy got caught with like 150 different pairs of panties or something shit. 730. 7.30. Oh, my God. Which is Aspeach's his number.

Aspitz were posted it because it's 7.30. And I was like, that's so funny. He stole 330 pieces of panties. Have you ever stolen a girl's underwear? Never in my life. You think of guys ever stole your underwear? Like as a trophy? No.

Have the underwear gone missing? No. If I see the whole facial chain on somebody, I'll be like this. Wait, what? I've heard that there's another one like this falling around. Whoa. It is bigger. We got snatch it.

I'm going to swast. It's the color. Somebody made it. For who? It's a present for you? It's a lot of questions. You got to bulk your zone. Did they slay the Gina and now they're running around with the chain?

Everyone that you just give them a chain. You know how rappers, when they sign someone, they just give out the APs? When someone comes to the genus pad? Wait, is that what you're doing now? You're giving that whole fashion chains? I might be. To your trophies? Wow, that's hard.

Can you imagine if Gina is able to parlay her career at no jumper into a Britney runner's style child support deal with an NBA player? That would be the ultimate move. Bus that move, sister. Sister. I've been trying to get it going. 300k a month. supposed to help me.

You were supposed to be my co-host. I'll be your manager. Wait, these are both my choices for co-holtos at the same table. Oh, thank you. That's crazy. You guys are having a great time, and I'm barely even budgeting in here. You're like, hello, Joe. Adam, just a zombie.

What a random tick for you to pick up today. I've never noticed that. You haven't said anything about a tickman forever. Yeah, but you're ticked out today. How? Give me that green lighter, you asshole. I was going to say, you made 80 stop his tics, and I miss when he would just like,

rambled these random fucking catchphrases from 18 different shows. Say shit like that. W.B. I would die laughing. I mean, if you think AD is annoying, then the AD invasion

has probably pissed you off. Honestly, when I first met... Because he's out here just saying random things. When I first met AD... It was funny the fans liked it. Dude, it felt like you had like 20 different shows

playing in your mind at the same time. And he would just like blurt out every little random thing that played in different scenes. It was so fucking funny. He said 20 different shows. No, no, it is Not the mama

And more Where's not the mama? The WV. Why do we have Misogany twice? We got to change that Bagel, no, bragging about killing a dog, all this weird shit.

I forgot I need a fuck one. I was gonna tag you. I saw like some thing about it was like an adoption post for a dog and the dog's name was bagel. Yeah, I thought it was so funny. I forgot to tag AD.

You said it's AD. Let's get him and kill him. Wow. The reincarnation of bagel. I was just kidding. Maybe no secrets that AD wanted to keep hidden. I don't kill dogs. I kill frogs.

You want to want to? I'll come clean. When I was a kid, I used to pour salt on slugs and watch them crawl out of their own skin. You ever do that? I have demented. You never did that? No. I think it's pretty common.

Josh, you ever do that? No. What? I used to squish snails because I thought it was funny. I used to get the magnifying glass and burn the ants. What the fuck? I used to do that too. That shit was footage.

You never killed any creatures. Not that I know of. Accidentally. You grew up in the hood where there ain't no creatures. That's true. I mean, like, they ain't really like that many. I used to dig around in the backyard.

I would dig around in the backyard and play with like salamanders and shit. I just don't feel like those growing confidence. I ain't never seen a salamander in my backyard. Yeah. Maybe a gecko. Can you pull up a salamander? Can you pull up a salamander? You know salamander is?

Salamanders are. non-Lless Angeles. You're talking about like small lizards or something like that. Yeah. Yeah. There's no way. Salamanders are like weird little lizards in my yard, but I mean, like a gecko. Salamanders live in a river.

We got possums and shit. I'm surprised you didn't pronounce a guyca. We got coyotes. We got coyotes. I never thought about that. Those are salamanders. They live in rivers. Oh yeah.

I've never seen that before. You grew up in a river? Not me. No. Hey, what animals did you have in Russia? If you grew up in New Hampshire, you grew up next to a river. You from Russia?

I mean, there was a river. are like adjacent. That's what I'm saying. You saw way more creatures. They had like a Jack River where everybody do some shit. They did do a duck race in it. What was a duck race?

They would dump thousands of yellow ducks into the water and whoever, like people would pay for, it was basically like gambling to raise money for this cause. So everybody would pay like 20 bucks or whatever. They get a duck. And then whichever duck hits the finish line

first, boom, you win. I don't know what you get or whatever. It's not stupid as anything. So, like, every year he had little yellow ducks. Never won. And they had to stop. I was not doing it because it was polluting the river. I was going to say every year you guys release 20,000 ducks into the wild.

Wait, Gina, go back. What did you say? My uncle Henry had yellow ducks in his house and I used to like duck them in a little puddle. You kill him? No, I would just do that and then like. That sounds, Henry taught you out of murder animals. So you would have told us this before you start working there. Sick fuck.

So you would, I would have considered, I would have thought twice about it. She said they never died. So you drowned ducks half to death. I wish I called my daddy right now. I just like that. And then I let them back up. That's torture. You duck strangler.

That's called waterboarding. No jumper memes. Make Dina, I mean, so guys. Make Gina. Let's just forget about fucking Ted Bundy over here. Let's talk about something a little bit less violent.

Oh, yeah, that's fucking monster. That's literally water, waterboarding. Oh my God. Y'all make it sound so bad. It is very bad.

I was a kid. They're half dead drowned. No, they come back and go What? Epe, Epe Jesus Christ Peter is going to cancel Mojumper after this podcast

I have a question I like Peter Britt Beep, beep Who got the keys to the Jeep? You don't get it? No, is it from Certified Loverboy?

He's never listened to rap music before. Beep, beep, I just hop to the Jeep Jeep, jeep. I want to see Missy Elliott. You and Missy Elliott boxing match

next Jake Paul fight. I do not want to have brain damage, so I'm not going to fight Missy Elliott. You think she beat your ass? She has weight on me. I'm very skinny, small person. Oh my God. I will pay good money

to watch Yuri versus Missy Elliott. If I win a fight with Missy Elliott, AD is going to beat me up. Ad. No one's going to like me. He is also on the undercard. He's facing Young M. Who would win? I'm not talking about fighting nobody no more because this shit got out of hand so far. You wouldn't fight Younger May?

Fuck, no, that's a... I mean... That's a what? I was gonna say that's a woman, but like, I don't want to disrespect her. She is a woman. She's just gay. But she's like, she moved like a nigga.

You feel me? Okay. She's still a woman. Well, codex. Like, but you don't be like... I know this whole trans thing is confusing for you. I think she's going to win because she still drinks Hennessy.

She probably... Shut up. I think she might swap you. Who? Younger man might fuck you up. He might swap you. I'm not saying that. That might be a dark down.

I have to, I can't say nothing about the box and shit no more. Compton will never forget about it. Me and Veil shit got out of hand. I thought it was real, dude. Yeah, what's going on with you? Bro, I literally, bro, okay, I'm going to give everybody to run down. Vail's coming on my show tomorrow and watch that shit, bro, because Vail been having like... 6 p.m. tomorrow.

6 p.m. So basically, I say what I say on the fucking my show. Then... About how you could fuck up. Everybody in the office, including Vell. But I was very clear. But I was joking about everybody. I didn't put Gina in there.

I was like, I'll fuck up Gina and shit like that. Like, I'm sorry. I mean, look, where I come from, and this is what people don't understand, we talk shit like that. We feel like we can fight anybody. If you're from the hood, you'll tell Mike Tyson, I'll fuck you up. It isn't like, you ain't trying to fight. And you're not going to let come out of your mouth. That'll be my ass.

Yeah, you're not going to do that. So apparently, fucking Vail got butt hurt about this shit, right? And I didn't know nothing about this shit. Val is very into defending his hands. Wait a minute. Adam is texting me. Mind you, I'm not knowing Vail is mad about this or anything like that. Adam is texting me.

He's like, hey, Thale feels a certain way about this shit. And I'm like this. At first, I'm like, whatever. He's like, go look at his story. He's instigating the whole shit. So I'm like, no, I wasn't, though. How? I didn't even follow Bail's new page.

The only, hater, the only thing. No, I didn't fucking know. The only thing that I did to instigate it is that when we were on live stream, which we do every Friday, listen in your music. We're going to be on Friday at 12 noon, in California time. The only thing I did... Adam, you're not just going to talk straight through that damn, Bart.

Sorry. It's disgusting. The only thing I did was repeatedly tell Vell that I thought that both A.D. and Crip Mac would whip his ass and got him pissed off. Okay, but look, let me tell you something. But it was just jokes. Wait, wait, wait, wait a minute.

Wait a minute. Let me finish telling you. And first of all, let's play a real situation. Veil sitting next to my brother, right? Before anybody would have a problem with me or feel like they want to really fight me, my brother would get down with him first before I even got to get there. That was our, that's, that's already out the window.

Secondly, I didn't even know I didn't even follow Vail and you're telling me, go look at his story. So I go look at this story and he's like, hey, set it up. So I put, yeah, whatever, bro, like, I'm laughing, he's joking and shit like that, right? Two days go by later. Adam was like this. Man, Vail is so pissed off. He's texting me all of this shit.

So I'm like, what the fuck is, is Vail really mad or something like that? Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. I wasn't texting you to tell you, like, oh, let's hype this up. I was texting you to tell you. But I'm saying is that I'm not seeing the shit. Veil has my number. He ain't hitting me up. You feel me?

Nobody is telling me this shit. You're telling me this shit. So then the third time, you're like, Vail's demanding the fight AD. Now I'm like this. I'm like, now I'm getting mad. I'm like, Cud really got a problem or something like that now? And then I go write him on fucking Instagram and the DM and he don't write me back. And I've seen him put the fucking post up.

and I got mad. I'm like, nigger, I'm not, I'm like, bro, you got a real problem, nigga, this is different now, we can handle that shit, you feel me?

So I hit him up. I'm like, bro, what's up? You got a real problem with me and shit? And he's like, no, bro, I'm joking around. This shit is fun,

it's fun at games. I'm like, I feel like you should have checked in with you before he started joking around about it, right? Like, don't you want to clarify that? But wait,

but wait a minute, but I'm not even knowing that this shit's happening. The only reason I'm knowing this is because you're telling me. You feel me? So not saying that you started shit, but you made it seem like the nigger really was mad. And I'm looking at, I'm like, I got respect for Vail.

Like, he's not a weird old nigger. So I'm like, we don't, we got problems with niggas. We don't sit there and do some bleminos and we don't do no shit like that. So at that moment, it made me lose respect for him because I'm like, I look at you like a real nigga. If you got a real issue with me, you can hit me up directly. So when I hit him up, because now that I'm mad, he's like, nah, bro, I'm just playing. It's for jokes and giggles. I'm like, yeah, this nigga Adam, keep telling me this.

Listen, whoa, whoa, whoa. He's like, man, why is Adam doing that? You know, Adam is tripping right now, and they're pumping this shit up. And you feel me? Like, so I'm like, all right. So I said, look, this is what we're going to do. I'm innocent. I said, this is what we're going to do, right?

And this was my plan. I said, if you want to fight and he's saying, hey, let's go get a bag. Let's fight each other and shit like that. I said, cool. I said, this is what we're going to do. Come to motherfucking. I text them. I said, hey, come to motherfucking at the end of the day.

Come like around 730. And you feel me? Nicky like we're about to get out on the fucking pod and shit like that So I had him come and when he came it kind of fucked it up though Because I wanted us to both be off camera You feel what I'm saying But he walked into the camera You feel me so I think it was perfect

It was perfect It was so believable that everybody Like a very small percentage Of the people in the comments thought it was fake And they are so trained to think that everything is fake And they still didn't really think it's fake Hey shout out to my side card I mean I'm a real good actor though

I thought it was real When I said hey everybody kept telling me that shit I was like damn nigga you got this shit nigga you're the next one No but what I wanted to happen How do we just gain 2,000 viewers Because we started talking about Yeah yeah yeah let's go

No but I had it planned out So I told T-Rail I told fucking Slim Jimmy didn't know And my homie Josh didn't know But everybody else know So funny that he was here during that No no I'm Justin didn't know Josh knew

So I told I told Josh I said listen When he gets there And it seemed like It's a tussle or something like that Cut the camera off That didn't fucking happen

Right And what I No you waited You waited a minute Josh You kind of No Yeah We didn't mean to knock the camera down

That was a That was a casualty But what I wanted to happen Is we be off camera It sound like We're getting down Josh cuts the camera And then everybody's like

I want to see a fucking fight and then hey, maybe we can get some bread for me and Vail to fight. Adam sponsors this shit or something like that. And then to make it fun and all the viewers get what they want. But he didn't cut the fucking camera. Vail comes back into the camera and there's one smart, no jumper viewer immediately. Everybody's like, they fight it. They're fighting.

This nigga screenshots Vail when he's walking off just laughing. That's what I'm saying. He's sending it to everybody that's commenting. And we're like, damn, he's fucking that shit up. And like literally that whole day, I tried. I was like, I'm not going to write nothing on my story. I want people to think this shit is real. Then Vail gets on the fucking his shit and it's like, that nigga don't.

He want to grab it all type of shit like that. So I was just like, I'm going to let it fly. So then I'm like, okay, niggas is like, veil beat you up, they'll beat you up. I'm like, I'm going to have fun with this shit. So I come to the no-jurban news the next day. I buy fucking all these, I go to CVS. I buy these little shits and gaudges and shit.

And I put the shit, gau's. Gaws. And I have them tape the shit to my eye like I really got fucking. up you feel what I'm saying but it was funny though like niggas like bro you finally got what it happened handed to you you I'm like you bitch-ass niggas I'm sitting there blocking all these niggins first of all anybody first of all my blammy something was around anyway but if anybody think that they was going to walk up on me while I'm filming to fuck up my money is not going to fucking happen no one is going to do that they better not do that you will not make it to

to 2022 and I can bang that. But after this, Bell is telling me, bro, people think this shit is real. Vale tells me he's going to a club and people are telling him, hey, some guy, somehow, that's Vail, they go into the car for you.

You need to get out the club and shit like that. And then some of my real people's and hit us is hitting me up. Like, I don't care that this shit is fake. We don't even want niggers to think. I'm like, this shit's getting out of hand. So I was like, we're going to talk about this shit today and I'm going to bring Vail on the show tomorrow.

Let everybody know. And it'd be different if it wasn't my fault. This is my fault. This was my idea. And I'm like, I would feel bad that if somebody wanted to, yeah. And that's not even cool because as somebody where I come from, we don't even play like that and do no fake shit. I got caught up in the internet shit.

I've been around this nigga too long, but that shit was fun of games. Clout. Yeah, but I tried to do it to his brain. But I don't, I don't want nobody to like none of my niggas to see Vail and really try to do something to him because this is kind of where he was getting to and I didn't want that shit to happen so I was like Vailma bring Vail on the show tomorrow he'll be on here

with everybody knows fake and we'll do the pod Well you better watch out for the cocky riders I mean hey it is what it is The concurriders come through I for sure thought it was real And then when I saw everyone in the chat in the comments saying AD God knocked out and then When I rewatched the end First of why you didn't even see no punches

But what's funny is at the end literally the last thing you see Is you uh looks like Vell is pushing you against the wall and then the camera cuts. And then everyone's like, AD got knocked out. AD got knocked out. And I was like,

is this true? I was like, what the fuck is going on? Is this true? And then I text. And Aziri, dude, you know me a while. Do you, do you think I'm a guy

that I can get pulled up on, bro? Well, the fact that you just stood up in the clip, you like just stood up and walked over towards him, I was like,

this seems very real. I thought it was real. Yeah. It was fun, it was fun though. Only thing, it would have been perfect how I wanted it

if they didn't come back to the side of the camera. I just wanted you y'all the viewers are here shit in the background and then the camera cut and then like you got to wait till next week to the Tuesday show or Wednesday show to find out what happened and shit like that didn't go that way because that no jumper nigger though wherever the fuck he is that nigga was taking them screenshots and he was sending them to everybody like anybody that commented he was like follow my page this is fake wow that's crazy and then I seen people with reaction videos to this shit I was like I saw hella too yeah so that shit's dope I saw like four or five other travels I did this got from no jumper got a black eye I like how you're AD from no jumper now like not AD from like blank neighborhood or just AD from no jumper I like it

we're claiming you hopefully I can get Nickelodeon now get my name tattooed on your ass pause you always got to do some shit crazy hey but I was like the only the only fuck the thing about that shit was I thought we almost really broke the camera and I was like fuck I'm gonna have to buy a that camera that was real too because Adam tweeted

Adam literally blew it anyway though Adam says watch that the end of the day. We have something special is about to happen. I'm like, my nigga, you ain't even supposed to say nothing. He literally put that on his story. So I'm like, the fact that no one can even think about that shit was fake. Everything was done wrong.

I saw that on his story and I still didn't think it was fake. But he said, you guys might want to tune in to Wednesday. Something special is going to happen. And I'm like, oh, my God. And Slim Jimmy didn't come. It would have made it even worse. Slim Jimmy was, he was in a blind too. He didn't know that was happening.

And then it's crazy because one of my homeboys is on the couch and he don't know is fake. I just see him take the little switchblade out. He's like, I'm like, no, bro. I'm like, this is, nah. You shouldn't be hanging out with people who carry shanks. I didn't know he had a shank. I feel like you should have pre-warned more people and maybe like reenacted it before. Because I don't want everybody to think is fake as in everybody's going to be smiling and no, it's not going to be organic.

Like you feel? Yeah. And like, I wouldn't even told T. Rural, Arduno, if I didn't think like, you know what I'm saying? I don't know how they're going to react. T.Rail might try to hop in or something like that. I don't want nobody, you know what? Really get like that.

But Josh, Josh knew fucking what, two days ahead of time, yeah. It would have been way more realistic if you had done fluffy fingers and just tickled each other. And then it made it even stupier to me. I'll come see the clip. ADMVL gets to the fighting on Jumper page. I'll say, oh, they want to milk this shit, milk you. Let's go ahead. But for some reason, Laura, I thought it was real, too.

Laura waited like three days to post the clip. And I'm like, whoa. I thought you were going to, like, post it the day of, not, like three days later. And bro, people writing me like that they're making these fake pages and the people who wasn't, I'm just in there blocking them.

I'm like, you bitch-ass niggas was praying on a nigga downfall. Like, that's, I'm glad like it exposed some people. Like, you really want something bad to happen to a nigga so I don't even like, fuck with that.

Don't block them, just restrict them so they can't comment. Then they're still following. No, they get blocked. I blocked somebody was like, bro, I don't follow me back from another page. I was like, all right, man.

Niggas is praying on my downfall. If you want an AD follow, all you got to do is DM and ask. Don't do that Or during the lot When you would come on the Friday live streams You would follow hell of people Yeah I would

You stop doing that You got way too into it Yeah He would come through so I gave my number out And it was bad I had to change my shit Just give it over in

I'm gonna get Gina number out Dude what do you Can I see that later again please You want to play No doxing Gina Let's see Thank you Anyway

Gina's number is Bro doxing is the worst 310. Let's go get some chaco rooms. That's already too much. 4 to 4. Oh my God. That's no.

Chaco Rooms. This episode is sponsored by MyBooky and Chaco Rooms. You love you on my number in that one? No, I don't have nobody on you. Oh, good. I can get your number out. My number is. I'm about house phone not coming again.

What the hell's wrong with this guy? I hope he's okay. I mean, you're sitting on a hard time. You still didn't ask him if it feels okay. You're right. I didn't. I figured he was just like, let me know. Um, the fact that I get...

Hopefully, I'll get my high rollers. Let me look at a story. Maybe we'll go, we'll get an update. He's probably making custom high rollers right now as we speak for this driver that he... Excuse me, sir. Don't call to police. I'll get to some shoes. When you call off work, you can't post on your story.

No, for the record, Housephone hasn't updated his Instagram story in 18 hours. And the last thing that he posted was a girl named Zan Princess one. That's the one I taking shots with Little House phone. That's that girl who keeps coming through. The Zan Princess. That's the Zan Princess? Yeah, that's the girl with the

What's the she called? That's his boo. I don't know, but she gave me some merch and I was trying to bring it back because it was too small. Yeah. That's his boo. I don't know. That's his boo. We don't snitch around here. Platinum recording artist of hit single on Euphoria.

Wow. She's on Euphoria. That's cool. you got a booty out one of these photos Okay probably this is not the best podcasting Available Pears for house phone guys Can we get some pairs Brace for house phone

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It's 8 o'clock. Yep. It's the freaking week. I'm supposed to be at a dinner party. Whoa, at least I'm not to be here until midnight today. Yeah, that's a good point. I wonder if how's one was locked up. Every Tuesday, I'm just like, I'm going to.

You think he really got to Carson or you think he's just like in bed because he got drunk last night? doesn't he even have a car he does well he has a car who shows up in but recently the past couple uh like weeks or whatever he's been coming in ubers

I was like well I was like yeah god damn it okay I'm not stop I'm no more Are we still on? What about the Zan princess Is she okay Is she in the Zanmobile

Was she the cause of this crash I mean I just When house phones around a Zan princess You never know what's going to happen. Everyone, go DM to Sam. He's really kind of a Zan princess himself, to be honest. Honestly, yeah.

He's the princess of many drip. I'm surprised he didn't get that at. Wow. Anyway. No jumper. We don't do the same drugs. Like comments and subscribe. And if you made it all the way here.

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