No Jumper - The No Jumper Show Ep. 112
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Like one shot wasted.
Yeah, I can only do one shot.
You're very small. I just have a hard time.
If you could drink eight shots, I'll be like confused.
But everyone has the vice. So what is it, Gina?
What do you do? Like, what's your vice?
What does it, you know?
Like, someone smoke, some people smoke, some people drink, you know?
Oh.
Some people wear wife beaters.
Well, now I eat edibles.
Some people gang bang. You're addicted to the edibles now?
Yeah. Oh, really? Interesting.
Well, we.
Yeah.
There you go. I've been off. No. No. She has.
That has plenty.
We bring her the 2020 futuristic edibles all the time.
I got like a drug around my home.
Damn, geez.
That's the best thing.
You could get one of these bags.
It'll last you a while, even if you take a lot.
I can only eat half of half.
Half of...
You know that's a quarter, right?
You eat a quarter of a ring.
Look at her.
She's little.
And I'll be high.
Like dead out sleeping.
Well, you cut it with a knife?
Nigel one or send me to the hospital.
I thought you meant a quarter of the bag.
You mean a quarter of one ring?
Yeah, just one of them.
And what you cut it with scissors?
No, I bite it and then I put the half down, then I'll take the other half, and I'll bite the other half, and I put the other half back.
She stores it for a little while.
You don't ever think that you might be feeling a placebo high effect, not even high at all?
And I got a pipe.
Oh, you put the rings in there, too.
You want to know why she gets so much higher than we do?
She doesn't smoke.
It's sogging.
Oh.
Anyway, I need to speak to the people at home.
Yes, your eyes are not deceiving you.
Housephone is not here again.
My heart is broken.
I'll have the world know that I DMs or I texted AD in Housephone maybe an hour ago.
And I said, guys, let's start on time.
Let's make sure we start on time this week.
He is not here.
It's five minutes after we're supposed to start.
What was the example that you were giving that you read in the comments?
Oh, my show.
I said on my show last week, I said the chat treats House phone like a bad dad.
like he'll be like I'm going to show up you guys
and then he don't show up
and then they'd be like
he's gonna do it next week
he's he still
my dad said he's gonna do it
and he doesn't show up again
and then they'd be like oh
he's still the best dad ever though
it's weird how he's still the best
I love my dad
listen even if he didn't like us
that much
you'd think that he'd want to show up
for the fans right
like clearly he has fans
he's been on this for two fucking years
they love him man
I know and that's what's so crazy
you read the
And it's like they're mad at us for him not showing up when we're here every week.
We pay him to come here.
He knows what time it is.
It's the same time every week.
And I mean, it just doesn't come.
I mean, honestly, I was kind of planning on having the conversation with him when he was in here of like, you can't keep doing this.
Like, there's got to be a point where like you don't show up enough that we're like, we're going to go in a different direction.
Like, thank God we got you guys to like just sub in.
Thank you for letting me.
And I actually thought that last week was a pretty good.
I felt like the fans fucked with it.
I didn't see too much hate on you guys,
even though I feel like, you know,
they tend to, like, hate on new people.
Like, not that you guys are new,
but, you know, they tend to hate on anything that's not.
I love reading those comments.
I love the roast.
What?
My God damn!
Were you laughing at the blacker ginger?
Or are you just talking about?
The fans in the comments.
Oh.
About me.
What did they say about you?
Yeah.
They were hating a little bit?
I got paragraphs on Twitter.
There was hell of comments I saw about me too.
Paragraphs.
I'll be in trouble.
Someone said listening to Yiri is like listening to a 16-year-old lesbian.
And I had like 20 likes on it.
I feel like the average 16-year-old lesbian has their life figured out a little bit better than
yet.
Probably, to be honest, not taking shots for donations.
Yeri's just mysterious.
Like every time I come in and I see him in the corner, he's always doing something different.
I'd be like, what are you doing?
Before I was in the corner, I was working in the middle like everyone else, but I was placed
in the corner.
I don't know if you don't want to deal with me or something like that.
me was my stench.
They don't want to deal with things.
I was going to eat dinner the other day and you weren't at your little table because you leave when we do the Patreon episodes and OnlyFans.
We'll talk about that more soon.
But then I went into your little nook because it was the only chair available.
And I'm like, this is where I'm going to eat my dinner.
And as soon as I got over there, like, you ever been over somebody's apartment and you can tell that like all they do is just sit in a chair and just beat off?
I've never beat off in that corner.
That was the vibe I got from being in that corner.
It was like, oh, I feel like I'm doing something wrong
because I'm in Yuri's little like jizz layer over here.
I feel like...
It is very homey.
It's just like, I leave my place.
Homie is not the word of homie, maybe.
But no, I wasn't really feeling homie.
I was kind of feeling like, oh, like Yuri has actually beat his meat in this corner.
Like mad times.
You think so?
Yes.
No.
Tell the truth of Yuri.
I've never beat my meat.
Not even to an orange.
No.
Not in that corner, but here?
No, nowhere in this building.
nowhere in his building.
That's what's going to be great about this next spot we're getting is that there's going to be
way more bathrooms to jerk off.
Oh my God.
It's a D-Rome.
We should make an admission to like poop in every bathroom in one single day.
No.
You have like 10 bathrooms.
If I have to shit three times while at work, that's a bad day.
Really?
I mean, most days I'm on zero.
I feel like Josh's minimum is five.
Is Josh really?
What?
I've never shit here since I've been here, not once.
That has to be.
But you shit in the woods.
No.
I rather drive home to shit.
I feel that.
I feel more comfortable with
I would go to McDonald's before I went home.
Why?
Why would I not want to shit in McDonald's?
They literally have people
whose job it is to clean the bathroom.
Well, I think McDonald's is more safer than here.
If it's not good enough of Black China, it's not good enough for me.
Black China said the bathroom stink.
Ever since he got this BBL,
since he's black China, man.
He swears he got pretty privileged.
He's talking about himself like he's a bad bitch, man.
Not a bad bitch.
He thinks he's a bad bitch.
I've never shit in McDonald's either.
What?
Why?
You just save your shits for like days and weeks?
No, I ain't gonna lie.
Like, if I got to go, go bad.
You shoot at the club, that's for sure.
I probably, I probably shit the club one time in my life and I was disgusting.
Not in the bathroom in the section?
No.
No, at the club.
Like, I don't want the DJ to be like, hey, y'all, I need this dinner poop.
Maybe you're a doctor misdiagnosed you.
Instead of alcohol, it's like you just holding your poop for too long or something like that.
That's what's going.
You gotta let it out.
You can hold it in.
No,
what if you're out of town?
I'll do it.
Oh, out of town?
I mean,
hotels you do it.
Of course,
you're gonna have high blood pressure
if you have 15 pounds of shit
backed up in your tummy.
Of course your tummy going to hurt.
I'm just saying,
I live close,
so I'd rather drive home
than go to that bathroom.
Because, like,
you guys are like strange people.
How are we strange?
All of us seem like we don't shit.
Sherry is like Dobby from Harry Potter.
I don't know what the fuck you'd be doing that corner.
I don't get that right.
You've been telling me you don't shower like that.
I didn't shower Friday.
I showered Friday morning and then showered Monday morning.
You didn't want to start shower until they start yelling the ashen culture.
Take a shower.
Yeah.
No, all Friday, all day, Saturday, all day, Sunday, no shower.
I know it's fucked up.
I felt kind of gross about it, too.
And Josh, he'd be around here just patrolling the shit.
It's like a fucking bullet war place now.
You feel me?
I don't know what the fuck goes on around here.
What do you mean?
He brings his fucking targets all over the place now.
I know.
He lets people know.
I know that this is a no man's way.
But sometimes the guests come in and they see the targets on the wall and they are like, oh, who've been shooting?
They assume it's me.
And they probably assume it's me.
No, they assume it's me because it's above my, I'm sitting there.
All the things are above my desk.
They're like, oh, you go shoot?
I'm like, no, my manager puts these behind my head for some reason.
Josh is your manager.
Basically.
Josh is your manager.
I don't know.
What else do I?
Not a manager like, Wack 100 manager.
Oh, that's what I'm saying.
Tom from Best Buy type manager.
No, I was like he gets a percentage of tent talks.
He's the whack to my 100.
WAC needs to sign you and make $43 million for you this year.
I'm done.
I don't know what year he would do with $43 million.
I don't know what WAC 100 did with 6-9 to make $43 million, but that's what he said.
Probably just answered the bookings.
Couldn't anyone do that?
I don't know.
43 million.
I was surprised by that number.
Any details?
Over the span of them just working together for what?
I believe it, especially they trying to get fights and all type of shit.
Where is Wack 100?
You call them, nigger.
You call them.
Okay.
Let me dial him up.
If I call him, he's going to give me a way too long about a lecture
about how I should have made $43 million in the same time period.
He did have some ideas for you.
I don't know if you're going to take him.
What, diapers?
No, not the diapers.
I remember that.
He was talking about, like, you know, expanding and stuff
and shit he wanted to do.
I tried to offer Wacko weekly podcast on here.
Yeah.
Do you think that he would show up more than house fun?
The question is, and like, this is really kind of like a question for the fans as well,
is like what what do i do in this situation i've been trying to build this weekly podcast with house phone
for two years he clearly you know you've been here for a year you've clearly like taking it
dramatically more serious than he has since he doesn't even show up and you have your own show which
granted you have been late to a few times but you know you have your own show i'm here five times a week though
it just sucks because it's like we have made the fans like housephone you know the audience i don't
I don't call them all fans, but like, you know, we collectively have, like, made them have this guy in their life that they like.
They want to hear from him.
But meanwhile, he can't get his shit together enough to show up once a week and hang out on stream for two hours on a Tuesday night.
Like, it doesn't make any sense to me because you'd think that even if he didn't like us that he would do it for the fans, right?
We could provide, like, a room of all of his favorite things, you know, where we're like...
What is he a toddler?
I think that's the problem is that, like, Friday.
through Sunday, he is in rooms
full of his favorite things.
Except that his favorite things are hard
drugs. Yeah. And
you know, like, think about how many times we
thought that House Fun was dead in the last year.
I had two scares. There's been a lot of
different, like, oh shit, like, and
not like, I had at least four.
That one time I felt, remember I was looking
up the birthday? I was calling, I was
looking, putting in police shit, looking for a
nigga. But now you've learned the lesson that we've
all learned, which is if he's not around, it's like, okay,
well, I mean, I mean, now is just,
hey, Disney, give him my shoes first, man.
I have a feeling you're nerrigan.
What made you look him up on the, what is it?
No, I was like, I was really concerned.
What happened?
He had gone missing and we were all worried about him.
No, because he really, like, disappeared.
And I didn't know his birthday, so I went on famous birthdays and I put his name in and shit.
He looked at Tokyo Googles.
I found it.
I was trying to find him.
I was like, damn, I'm really concerned.
I'm like, I don't want nothing bad to happen to the homie.
What is an inmate look up or something?
Yeah, I just looked up in a image.
Why don't I do that every time one of my homies like not to be bad?
supposed to do.
You probably always got a boyfriend who's in prison at that time, so at any given time.
You got to check the hospital.
A couple of different guys in jail.
Oh, you dating Gina?
No, I'm dating Gina.
You called the morgue?
I got a morgue.
What's the fuck?
You called the morgue before?
Hello.
Is Monta there?
Can I talk to it?
Let me go check.
I don't think you can really speak to you right now.
But don't you feel.
We looked up at like, we keep laughing at him just disappearing and not being around.
But then it's like, I mean, we've had this conversation of how we would feel if something serious did happen.
I mean, like, at this point now, like, he's, I think he's had so many instances of not to have the same type of behavior he's been having.
Like, bro, it's like, what else can you say to somebody?
What can you really do to, like, force somebody to, like, take.
their life more seriously.
And it's not even,
as long as he's safe
and he's,
you know what I'm saying,
doing it like,
fuck the podcast,
fuck a job,
all that.
Like,
as long as you're doing things safe
and you know what I'm saying
that you're trying to live
and you're trying to move on
and do things.
Like,
everybody goes through shit.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, everybody has problems.
Everybody goes home
to their separate problems
and they go to sleep on their own pillow.
We all have to deal with that stuff.
You know what I'm saying?
But at the end of the day,
we all supposed to,
especially for the podcast,
for the fans and stuff like,
There's a million things that we all can be doing.
I mean, I like to be here every Tuesday and Wednesday because I don't even want to let the
motherfuckers down.
You know what I'm saying?
And also, isn't it kind of like easy and fun to, like, show up with a podcast and
hang out for two hours and just talk?
It's like it's not like it's some big sacrifice.
It's not like you have to go run a fucking run around a track for two hours.
You just sit here.
You talk shit.
You have a little drinky, a little smoky.
You talk some shit.
I mean, what are we even fucking talking about?
It's like therapy.
And then what really pisses me off too, though?
And I wanted to have this conversation in front of him.
but I guess he's gonna hear it regardless,
is that he doesn't even like feel
as if he owes it to us to apologize or acknowledge it.
He didn't, after last week,
he didn't say anything in the group chat.
The next day he was just back to messaging us like regular shit
and didn't even explain or say anything.
Yeah, you do that a lot though.
I'm used to it now.
But it don't, I mean, it's super disrespectful to the audience
and to the whole team.
It's like we're trying to build out more shows.
We're trying to like, you know,
we have this new space,
we're moving into. We're trying to like get people more and more people involved who want to help us make more consistent content for the audience. It just feels like it's so disrespectful to the audience and to what we're trying to build that at a certain point we just got to put our foot down and be like, bro, you know, we can't keep doing this. Well, a lot of people, that's why they, some people may wonder how did AD get a show before he did. And it's like, I mean, shit, if bro don't want to come on Tuesdays on time, but what makes you think you're going to come another day and handle a whole show and do a whole show and do a,
all type of shit like that you know what i'm saying like almost everybody we fuck with we like
fuck with them a little bit and then if they are doing good and they're consistent then we'll do more
with them like i would totally you know i want to talk to do know about him having like a weekly
live stream that'd be fine night and him putting together a cast whatever you know i'm super into all that
shit but i mean at a certain point it's just like you know i would like to be like trying out
additional co-hosts and like trying to do different cast members building them up and stuff like that
Even like Veil and Kiki, bro, like they're, niggas like Vail Kiki and they would love to have the opportunity of the house.
They would show up every week.
Even fucking Yere is like anytime it's time to be a team player.
I know like those three, even Gina too, like I know we have people here that are like, okay, well, I'll come take the, you know what I'm saying?
That's even too like how I started being on a Tuesday show.
It was like, okay, Camgirls.
You were the Camgirl replacement.
Let the record show.
I didn't come as a cam girl replacement.
You was looking for somebody temporary and then I just, I guess I just.
And it worked out.
That just kind of happened, yeah.
Yeah.
I think that was the whole thing, the whole thing would mean, no jumper, period.
I mean, the whole question is like what kind of responsibility house phone could take on,
which you feel like if you can't show up at 6 p.m. once a week for an hour and a half or two hours, that that's pretty much the minimal thing you could ask for, right?
Yeah.
Like, how could you give him more responsibility when you kind of have him doing the bare minimum now and he's just not doing it?
And I'm here five times a week.
Right.
Maybe he didn't want something that's above him.
Right?
No, they know mostly.
Something I was for.
You're right.
What were you saying?
Maybe he's dealing with something that's above him.
He probably don't know how to talk to you about it.
That's a possibility.
And he's made that kind of thing clear to us in the past.
But I mean.
But I've had talks with him like off the record and I've been saying things to him and stuff like there.
And just giving him my background as well too.
I've been through and things of that nature and stuff like that.
But it's, you know, like at least if you're going to miss something,
on you going through something, give somebody a heads up.
You know what I'm saying?
So don't have everybody counting for you.
I'm counting on you and then pop up.
Because like right now, if I have something to do tomorrow, if I got to go out of town,
I'm texting them.
I'm like, hey, I'm not going to be here.
You feel me?
Even if it's like a one or two in the morning.
Although that's ideal, everybody don't handle situations the same way.
But every week, though, but that's like bare minimum respect that like I can deal with
AD like having to go to Vegas on a random Thursday and oh, I'm going to miss the Friday thing
and the Thursday thing.
It's like, if he tells us Tuesday,
then yeah that's cool like we'll fucking fill in for you but if you're gonna leave us like high and dry
it's just too disrespectful it's like and that's the other thing about no jumper now we're moving
into a huge new spot we're doing more interviews than ever we have more different types of content
the news is getting more views than ever the fucking everything seems like it's good and good we have a
bunch of different hosts who are gonna have new shows and we're gonna have consistent live streams
and stuff so it's like we can't really be like dragged down by somebody who's just gonna keep
slowing shit down you know it's just like how
How are we supposed to deal with that at a certain point?
Yeah.
And it's like with Housephone, like, I know he cares.
You know, like, I know he cares about the show.
He says he cares about the fans.
But just like, it's like, what is it that like enters his head last minute that goes like, you know,
like, oh, I can't do this.
Or maybe he over, you know, stayed up too late last night.
And when you compare it to everybody else where we're here every time.
Yeah.
I don't think he's doing it purposely or malicious.
That's what I'm saying is like, I don't think it's malicious.
But I think it's like he feels guilty about it.
No, I don't even think he feel guilty.
I think that his mind and whatever.
whatever the fuck he's doing is so out of it.
Like by the time, like the last time he talked to him,
he said he slept until a certain amount of time
and stuff like that.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, I think whatever the fuck that he's consuming
or taking or whatever the fuck he's doing
is making him totally spaced out.
And because when he does tap back in,
he'd be like, oh, my bad, I was doing this or like.
Not this week, though.
Last week you didn't even give us an explanation at all.
Like he told us beforehand, oh, I got a car accent.
I'm trying to make sure this white dude
doesn't call the cops.
We're all sitting here thinking like,
oh shit like you don't got a license he going to be in a lot of trouble yet he got to
we never even heard anything else after that but didn't he tell it I couldn't tell
if he was serious about him COVID or not oh yeah I saw it I think well he told us yeah I'm
positive for swag he'll swag that might be what it is swag what no you can come here with
swag have you seen his hats it's got like 18 different patches what happened to the three hats
in the other room they're in the box yeah why isn't anyone where you guys just
one right now. Oh, really? Okay.
This is 9 of 11. Shout to Lord Fubu.
I tried on a bunch of those hats
and I hated them and I'm not going to wear them.
Why did you choose 9 of 11? No, bro.
This is 9 out of 11. It's only 11 of these made.
Why did you choose the 9th one out of the
11? I didn't choose. This is how it was into me.
That's a weird coincidence.
Rest of peace to everybody. Rest of the
World Trade Center. Not as you put up the Black
Power sign doing that. Why did
it too? Yeah, I did it too. I don't
think it's the Black Power Center when I do it. I think that's
like, it's just me. It's just me.
musty ass and cutcher sign.
Just putting my hand up.
I could see Adam getting that rant.
Take a shower.
Take a shower.
I really got to show.
Nicker, you were the last person to talk.
Hey, I started to any showers.
We, we dissected you on our show here.
I don't want to get into specific detail, but I suffered.
He said, AD, I brushed my teeth two more times this week.
No, no, I brush it every day.
I brush my teeth two times a day now.
And also, I suffered the consequences of not taking a shower every day.
And now I shower every day.
I'm not going to talk about it.
Your girl wouldn't touch you?
You had a bad rash?
She didn't hold this on time?
she's the one who pointed it out.
Like we're just chilling in bed.
And then she's just like,
she's like, hey,
once last time we took a shower?
And I was like,
May 30th.
You had a,
you had a cruddy dick.
And it had been five days.
Oh my God.
And I was like, yo, what?
You can't.
You can mess up like that.
Rodney really loves you.
Yeah, you can fuck up her inside like that.
Oh, that's a good point.
She could die from getting an infection from you.
But also, let me explain something to you.
Jesus Christ.
If you are a dork-ass discord fucking nerd, like yourself,
who spent his entire life in just a sea of just anime porn
and just, you know, just really like thinking that there's like a pretty good chance
that you're going to die a virgin.
And then somehow, by chance, by the grace of God,
you find a very pretty, nice, caring young woman.
You've got to find him now.
Who wants...
No way, did you not describe, Yuri?
No.
I'm not talking about him.
I'm talking about his girlfriend.
If you do find that situation,
especially given that like, you know,
when I,
before she came around,
I thought there was a 99% chance
that you were going to die of virgin.
You need to show her some respect
and clean your balls.
You know what's funny?
It just seems like the bare minimum.
Go get a fucking man scape.
You're not the first person.
No, dude,
that's the worst case scenario,
to be honest.
A nightmare scenario for me,
but you're not the first person
to bring up
point of view. People in 10 talks have been saying like,
Yuri, I can't believe Riley's even with you.
At least take a shower.
I feel like that's the whole theme of your podcast.
It's like, hey, I'm, I somehow
lost my virginity and now I have a podcast
with my girlfriend who was stupid enough to take my
virginity. Yeah, it's like saying
something you've never seen before. I like that you're so scared
of her that you don't want to admit that you weren't actually
a virgin when you met her.
Keebeji.
Where are you? I like, um,
it's true, d'i. It's like yes or no.
No, I just, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
It's just yes or no.
I wasn't a virgin before we got to get there.
What?
How many was under the bill?
What?
Really?
No, that's a terrible.
You're throwing me under the buster.
That's a terrible question.
You don't feel comfortable saying it.
Just don't say it.
Can I just say that Adam recently interviewed.
How many bodies did you have?
Adam recently interviewed Travi, the dude, and he's asked them about his relationships before his marriage.
And he said, you know what?
I had just gotten engaged, so I don't remember any of that.
You ain't a gay, you, nigg.
I don't remember any of that, dude.
Ah.
That was pretty, I was kind of impressed when he said that.
too. I tried to ask Travis. I tried to be like, you know, so you was really fucking like you was going crazy on Toria. He's like, I just got engaged. I don't know none. I was like that's pretty well played right there. I don't. I don't give my girl that discretion. I just air out my escapades. I don't even know. Bro, if I had to put a number to it, I wouldn't even fucking know.
You don't keep a list? No, the fuck. It's complicated with yours too because you have two different lists of guys and girls. Bro, no, fuck out of here. That's you.
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And if you can't remember that, Adam Graham Mason.
Oh, that's what AG stands for? No. Probably says for someone else, but I mean,
It's coincidence.
Acrobatic graham crackers.
It's definitely not...
That's more of an AGC.
That's a good day for a gymnast group of white women.
AGC. Anyway, white women now.
What are you trying to ask?
Graham crackers. Are white women?
All right, never mind.
I love Graham.
I was trying to make a joke.
Them golden grams.
Bro, that is like last case resort snack.
Golden grams?
That is so plain.
Golden and Graham's?
Both of them.
Both of them are fire.
Really?
If you have a closet full of snacks of everything, everything of your choosing, you can choose those.
What is your favorite snack?
First go to snack.
Chaco rooms.
Like seaweed, seaweed squares.
Oh my God.
Three calories.
So good.
Oh, I love it.
You have to eat 800 packages of them and then you'll have a full meal.
I like seaweed, but nigger as a snack.
Yes.
My first choice.
Over golden, I mean, gram crackers.
We're talking about sweet or salty.
If it's sweet, I'll choose, I don't know, like a Snickers, bro.
Like, a candy bar.
I have a great idea.
You guys, black-owned seaweed.
I'm about saying, why are we with a black-owned seaweed company?
I'll buy everything.
Don't you think I will go crazy?
I think that's a dumb-ass idea.
Google black-owned seaweed brand.
Black people don't like seaweed like that.
You guys both just said that you like it.
Yeah, but we're different.
They really do nothing for me.
The seaweed?
It's good.
You don't like it?
How about black-owned no jumper?
Yeah.
We kick you out off your head.
Black, no-jumper going hard.
Although, I mean, if house phone keeps not coming to the meetings.
He never was part of Black-O-Jumper.
He's going to the way.
He's too white.
We replaced him with Josh a long time ago.
Josh's the new house phone.
Okay.
Speaking of Josh, oh, I'm the only one who saw this documentary.
That sucks.
The hockey documentary.
Not the Namblo one.
Oh, I was like, Jesus.
I watched a documentary about basically like a mobster.
and his son is playing hockey his son's super into hockey he's 17 and he gets injured like really bad
so he can't he can't play hockey anymore but his dad's a rich mobster so what does his dad do
his dad buys him an entire fucking hockey team and they become the super badass hockey team
called the trashers and they're killing they're beating the fuck out of people like bad like
as soon as the fucking game starts beating the shit out of the other team is a true story yes is real
They have footage of everything.
It's fucking nuts.
What's it called?
They need to make this into a movie.
No, the documentary is like untold.
It's like one of the first ones that pops up on fucking Netflix right now.
They need to make that into a real movie.
He was inspired by the Mighty Ducks.
Huh?
Crime and Penalty.
Search that on Netflix.
I want to see Ben versus the Mighty Ducks.
He was influenced by the Mighty Ducks.
That's why he started it up.
Yeah.
See, look.
Drake wore the Trashers jersey.
Look at that.
Damn.
Trashers.
I mean,
I mean, I guess if you're, like, from Canada, that you just kind of...
Oh, he's from Canada?
No.
Drake is from Canada, yes.
No, I'm saying that I feel like, you know, if you're from Canada,
you kind of have, like, a built-in level of appreciation for hockey, maybe.
I like hockey jerseys.
Aren't monsters known for owning, like, trash businesses?
That was the point, yeah.
He owns this, like, illegal trash business.
Damn, that's hard.
That's hard.
However the fuck that works.
No, Jemper needs hockey jersey.
We need an OG trashers jersey with someone's blood on it.
That would be hard.
That would be hard.
You know what I saw recently being sold?
on Instagram is shirts with walk spilled on it and the shirt starts being sold for
$300 because it has exactly one line of walk which is $300 and they're basically just a white
shirt with one line of walk spilled on it like lean lean that's interesting I've never heard of a
better opportunity to cheat people because clearly you can just make some other liquid that looks
like it and just use that I know right like what the fuck are they gonna know like and especially
Especially like, even if like, like, I know a lot of people who can look at lean and tell the difference between like fake lean and real lean.
But once it's settled into a shirt, you have to lick it.
A white shirt.
Fuck all that.
Speaking of walk, my nails matched to Canada dry.
Damn, that's true.
But what am I drinking?
It's Tito's with Fent.
With what?
Fent.
He put fentanyl in Canada dry?
No, in the Tito's.
Fentanyl.
You shouldn't even joke with that.
A lot of people are dying.
I'm joking around.
I'm joking around.
But do not do drugs because.
They're putting it in and THC cartridges.
They're putting in everything.
But my kind of walk shirt is we go to Panda Express
and have them drizzle a little bit of wok juice all over that shit.
Doesn't mean negative $300.
That's my goal of life is to own a Chinese restaurant
that has a really bad walk pun in the title.
You know, you go to the mall and you see walk and roll.
You remember South Park's shitty chicken?
We will walk you.
Walk you.
Wait.
No.
You're stealing my cashphrase.
and another one bites the crust
and another one bites the crust.
I want to open a pizza restaurant and have a commercial
just to play that. No, if you guys steal it, I will hate you forever.
But the thing is, you're going to have to license that
from the band. From Queen.
From Queen.
Who is listening to Queen nowadays? It's going to be like
five bucks.
I'd assume they have a robust licensee program.
They fucking still do numbers, bro.
If I go through your listening history, you do not have Queen on there.
Oh, Jesus, I'll show you.
If you go through his born-up history, you're going to see a different type of queen.
A drag queen.
Oh.
Fucking another drag queen.
Speaking of which.
Stop putting them claims on me.
Dude, you're, god damn.
You're brother.
I get this every fucking day now.
Oh, my brother told me about you too.
You got very upset at me.
Look, look, look all this queen.
Damn.
I can see.
Are you just showing us that queen is featured on Apple Music?
Because, yeah, I know that.
No, no, look.
This is from my, what's it called?
My library.
Oh.
Brary.
You have queen on there.
Library.
Library.
Library.
Yeah, most yes in 2021 music.
Theater.
Live right.
Don't stop me.
Your brother was going to beat me up the other Friday.
He told me you kept testing them.
I wasn't testing them.
I was testing jokes, you know?
You just say the gayest shit to him.
I couldn't even believe it when he told me this year.
We will be, listen.
We will be on live stream for fucking eight hours.
Tell me what my brother or something.
We're actually, guys.
We're not doing it Friday.
We're not doing it this Friday.
We're not doing it next Friday.
We're doing it the Friday after that, I believe.
But, yo,
Yuri will literally just like start rapping and he'll just be like, I was going to the mall.
I'm trying to suck on Kiki's balls.
Kiki will be sitting there like, bro, what the fuck?
I didn't even believe it.
Like, you're making me uncomfortable.
Me and my brother was driving.
He was like, hey, man, I got to tell you about this nigga here.
And I'm like, who got a lighter?
No.
I was like, I'm like, what are you talking about?
Because I'm like.
Not for that cigarette.
You can't be near shit.
I was hoping you'd be sparking.
in the blunt too, Gina.
Put your mask on.
We're going to smoke the blunt in a little bit.
Can you hold yourself, your composer with a cigarette?
Composer?
This is like I'm at a bar in the 80s.
That's what I like to think of this.
Just blow it up that way, yeah.
I'm going to blow it out my leg.
Hey, no, but Uri never fucking, like, says anything like that to me.
So I was like, huh?
During the Friday stream, sometimes I'll fuck with you like that too, you know.
No, you don't.
But the thing is like, Kiki is like so quiet that I can't tell that I'm pushing it too far.
And then all of a sudden he's like, hey, my son watches.
this stream. My friends watched this stream. He was upset. He's like, you're making me look bad here.
The weird thing is that we just get so high. And just like, we're sitting here for so long.
And your true self comes out, which is that you want to fuck AD's brother. No, I'm just
practicing, I'm just fucking around with different jokes that comes to my head. Yeah, he's like,
he told me he was like, yeah, he's talking about he wants to have sex with me. I'm like,
what? I said, you? I'm like, you're saying that? No, I would, no, not to say he's not a handsome guy.
I would never want to have sex with him.
Now you got my brother handsome.
I'm saying not to say he's not a handsome.
Okay, no.
I just, I'm not.
Yo, I don't want to.
Speaking of Yuri being full-born gay.
I know a dude who recently, and you guys don't know this dude, but he's one of the weirdest
people I ever met, right?
He's from like a different part of life.
He's a different type of dude.
But he always had this like hot girlfriend, whatever.
They broke up, I think.
This motherfucker is talking about being bisexual on his fucking Twitter.
Twitter and Instagram so much using mad filters.
And I think the gist of it is that like his girl before didn't want him to talk about
being bi because she felt like that was weird or whatever.
And I was wondering like I wonder how many guys are bisexual but then they get a wifie
and she doesn't ever want him to talk about it.
I feel that happens all the time.
I literally, it's funny that you bring that up because I literally.
You're in the exact same situation.
No, no, no.
I was showing it Riley this Instagram video too.
I just saw this Instagram video on the.
this Instagram account called You Ain't Hardful.
And it's basically, it's like this couple.
You ain't hardful?
It's like a TikTok about this dude who's like, I came out bisexual to my girlfriend and
I thought she wouldn't support me.
But now she's my best friend.
And they're like doing each other's hair and like twerking with each other.
And like an open minded woman, I could see being down like that.
I don't think that this girl, I met his girl.
I don't think she was the type to be like, oh, that's so cute.
You fucked men before.
I think she was the type to be like not into that.
So I could kind of assume that's the deal.
But that's going to be the new thing.
It's like you'll, you know, come out to your girl.
Come out to your girl.
That's where we're going right now.
I mean, it must be right.
Prepare for this, Gina.
It must be weird to be by,
but then to just be in a,
like a monogamous relationship with a woman.
I don't know.
I mean.
Let's ask AD.
Don't ask me.
I think that part right there.
We are next, nigger.
That's our tick.
That's our tick.
It's just like,
calling AD gay.
Yeah, that's your shit.
tick for sure. We got to fight back against that.
Bro, since day one, he'd be like...
You know what it is? You know how a dog... You want to do only fans?
Let me see the meat and all this stuff.
I'm like, well, that's real. If you want to do
only fans, I should probably know what you're working with. I thought about it.
And you know what it is? It's kind of like how a dog can sense...
It's how a dog can sense fear and a dog attacks the person who's the most scared.
It's like, we like throw the gay jokes against the person who seems the most worried
about them. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That is what it is for sure.
But he doesn't say anything. And that's what confuses me.
And you badgered him.
And that's what throws the mix of him.
My brother doesn't want to hear you want to fuck him and shit.
I will never, I'll never express.
Josh, can you keep the screen up so I can see the viewers?
I will never express any type of affection towards Kiki again for the rest of my life.
I'm watching the view count and I'm judging you harshly because I also can you refresh it
because I feel like that shit is so all over the place.
It bounces up and down by no, it always does that.
It goes, boom, boom.
The viewer count is confusing as fuck.
Yeah, I don't.
It's weird.
Okay.
So now that we've talked about you being gay for AD and Kiki.
No.
And house phone just not showing up over and over and over.
What a shit show.
I do want to say something that we forgot to talk about last time.
And this was way more something that I wanted to say to house phone, but I just want to acknowledge it.
There was an episode that we did with Selena a few years back.
And she was with another girl.
Lil Klava.
I remember.
Rest and peace.
It's real this time?
Yes.
Because people who've watched this show for a long time will remember that Housephone once a
announced her as dead on this podcast and then it ended up not being true she's fucking calling me
texting me i'm not dead like why the fuck did he say that well it came out on the internet the other
day that actually rest in peace so wow crazy right from i don't know if i should ask but drugs yeah
is what i heard yeah it's weird because the last time that i had to block her number which i'm
pretty sure was a couple of times was because she was hitting me up nonstop telling me she was
starting an only fan's account with Kyle Massey.
Wow.
Which I really, and I hit up Kyle Massey and I was like, bro, are you sure there's a good
idea?
I just remember she had that crazy tattoo.
That's definitely how I remembered her, at least at first too, is that she had the giant
black and white, like, I don't think they look like chest pieces, like chest
pieces on her chest.
Bro, I feel like I'm getting to this weird point in life too where I just like constantly
and finding out about a friend or a friend of a friend of a friend who's passing away and
I'm just like, it just feels like life is random.
Like, you're just lucky to get old.
Like, it's just like weird.
Imagine living the hood and you start.
Yeah, we've been losing people since we were 12, 13.
Yeah.
Elementary, for sure.
Like, you lose, you start losing all type of people.
You hear about random kids getting shot and all type of stuff, bro.
So you start to be worried when the summer too cool.
Oh, yeah.
Like, nobody died?
For sure, for sure.
You start to be worried that all of a sudden turn up.
The calm before the snow.
No, because usually like summertime, it'd be like,
like cracking you used to like all right five six seven eight nine and when it's too calm it'd be like
a storm's about to come and it usually be like that too fuck bro and we used to dealing with that shit
forever though so it's like I mean like like no disrespect but it's like you know when I see people
be like man I lost this person lost person I'm like damn I can't even count how many times that
I've been to fucking funerals of people young people people I went to middle school with high school
with and not even just close people
as well too, it's just like constant
and it still goes on like that. And that's why
age is a gift. It's like, you know, it's like
people always like, oh man, I don't want to celebrate
my birthday because I feel old. It's like, dude, a lot
of people don't even get to get that age.
I didn't think I was going to live to see
21 the way like my neighborhood
was and the way shit was going
and the way niggas was talking and everything like that.
Thank God you found no jumper.
We saved you.
Fuck out of here. It wasn't no jumper. I was already
out of here. I was already out of
I was already out the hood.
What the hell?
I came to Compton, you were standing on the corner, I was like, get in, AD.
Selling oranges and CDs and oranges.
I was like, AD, come with us.
Jump in my van.
I took him.
I let him sleep in the back of the No Jumpper office for a few weeks.
I'm like, I'm going to help you get on your feet, bro.
That's my idea for a house phone is like, what if for the new office we create one of the
place, like you know how Kanye recreated his house?
We make him live there.
That way he won't be able to not come.
You know how Kanye recreated his house in the warehouse?
We have to recreate Housephone's house in the house.
the new warehouse so that he that's where he returns no we need we need a we need a live intervention
with the fans that's what we should do i feel like we just did but he's not here oh with the fans letting
him know how much they he has let them down yeah we should have a live audience like me i try to like
talk to all the fans they be hitting me up like hey i'm going through something i try my best to like
hit them all up and be like yeah give them words of encouragement shit like that just like no you know
you know i appreciate you watching and let you know that i'm fuck with y'all too i do it all the time
like at least five six times a day do you ever get like a message that
that you know that is gonna take a while to respond to
and you're just like, fuck, dude,
like I just don't have the emotional energy right now
to deal with this like-
I mean, nigga, you don't gotta write 10 paragraphs.
No, but you know, just a little bit of acknowledgement.
If somebody writes you a paragraph, bro,
I feel like in that day, you should have the decency
to even say, hey man, hope you feel better
or something like that.
That don't take you fucking nothing from that, bro.
I usually don't get messages that like tugging my heartstrings,
but recently I got a DM from this dude
who lives in the UK and it's a voice message
and he's like, what's up brother?
He's like, I fuck with your shit.
I fuck with that, you know, you work with no jumper and stuff.
He's like, he's like, just asking a favor if you, he's like, if you could find
it in your heart to send me some music that you listen to.
He's like, I just want to be in touch with what Americans listen to, blah, blah.
And he's like, I'll send you some stuff back too.
Why can't you have to ask you for that?
Why can you look at the billboard charts?
I have no idea, but like, I saw that message.
I was like, damn, that's crazy.
He just like, he just wants me sending some music.
Like, it's crazy.
I don't know.
What?
I mean, I'm just saying like, okay, because you said a my nigga by Wagi.
let me give you this example.
You don't listen to music?
I'm listening to Hella Baby Tron basically.
Listen.
Was Baby Tron really on the Kanye album at one point or did he make that up?
I have no idea.
That verse was fired.
That he dropped.
Oh, okay.
Because he put out his own.
All right.
The other day, I was interviewing Ryan Holiday, who's an author and shit.
And he said that at one point, a dude flew from Europe,
showed up at his fucking front door, somehow figured out how to figure out
where his address wasn't pulled up.
And so obviously, like, you know,
this is not something that he wants.
He doesn't want people pulling up to his crib and shit.
But he also didn't want this guy coming through when he left while his girl's there,
et cetera.
He doesn't want, you know, some weird shit to happen.
So he came out and he talked to the guy for a little bit.
And the guy, like, his question that he wanted to ask him.
Well, number one, Ryan Holiday specified that he didn't even remember what the question the guy
asked him was.
But he said it was something that he basically has answered on, like,
like a million different podcasts, you know?
Which is kind of how I feel too.
Because like a lot of times I'll see people like really trying to get my attention
and I'll DM them back.
And I realize that like the thing they wanted to say to me was like, what was X like?
And it's like, bro.
Listen to my other.
Do you know how many fucking podcasts I've done where people ask me what X was like?
And I go in depth about it.
Yeah.
Like it's just kind of like, I don't know.
Some people want.
They just want a response.
They want the answer spoon fed to them.
They don't like.
And you know, that's why people pay like all this money to do.
like coaching sessions with mentors and shit like that is because you know like like it's it's like
that whole conversation about like would you take the half a million or would you do lunch with jZ
bro the vast majority of like what jZ could tell you to start a business or to get your shit
popping at this point in your life a common knowledge is shit that you could probably figure out from
like reading a couple of business books at barns and noble or some shit like it's just like
if you get to a certain point in your career where you really have a business and shit where
Jay-Z really could help you, he could really help you.
But if you're just starting out, you don't need a fucking, you need a half a million dollars
for sure.
You don't really need the lunch with Jay-Z that mad.
I mean, this is a guy who has books out, his books about him.
I mean, there's like a lot of information out there that you could probably use to learn
a lot of what Jay-Z could teach you.
That's like 50 cents a book.
I read that shit.
And I tell people all the time, I'm like, listen, this man breaks down every aspect of
business from music to the vitamin water deal to every single big transaction he did with his uh with stars
his deal with stars the directors and shit he used for shows movies and everything and it's like
the information is out there you just have to want to go dig and go get the shit it's like you have to
implement the work it's like a lot of people it's like they just like they don't understand that's
like it takes you staying up all night on your computer doing this thing physically manually and it's
boring and it takes a long time it sucks but you got to fucking do it because
It's like even with books in there, you don't have to have a physical book
and read no more like me.
When I'm driving, if I have an hour to drive somewhere, I put on an audio book and I can
listen to that shit and I can give myself some games.
I listen to so many podcasts from so many people that are so much smarter than me that if
I were to sit down and have a conversation with them, I would probably feel like a fucking
moron, which is kind of how I feel every time I talk to Ryan Holiday is like, holy shit,
this guy, his brain is fucking gigantic and I can only hope to be able to communicate as well
as him, you know?
But I mean, what we're talking about?
talking about. No, like the smartness with the podcast. But it's even like, when you sent me that
COVID podcast, I was like, this nigga Adam is sitting here listening to this shit. Every day. I'm like,
that shit is like straight CNN. Fucking, I'm like, you know what I mean, this is great. And if anything,
that's kind of like what keeps me, I don't listen to as much music as I used to because yeah,
there are artists that I'm like super excited to hear what they have to say on an album. But like,
if I listen to a Sam Harris podcast or a Barry Weiss podcast or whatever for an hour, I guarantee you that I'm
to get a lot fucking smarter and learn a lot about something that I don't know about right now.
So sometimes it's like, I just want to learn more than I want to like listen to some good beats and
shit.
And it makes sense too now because I would like, this nigga Adam was always talking about facts.
He's fact base and there's like the shit that you consume.
That's what that shit is.
Anyway, I want to tell everybody that Ryan Holiday's book, Courage is calling, is available, I think,
for pre-order on Amazon right now.
So definitely check this out because it's a great little book.
And check all his other books out as well, especially the first one.
what's it called?
Media manipulation.
Trust me on lying.
That's one.
It's an old book now,
but if you want to learn
about how the media works,
trust me online by Ryan Holiday,
will blow your GD mind.
God damn.
Not, oh.
They live the GDs in the dope.
Yeah, they live the GDs and the dope.
That's what I keep hearing.
Anyway,
enough gang banging.
I did also want to just say
that this week's
Patreon exclusive
Morgan Lee, a porn star, an adult actress that me and my girl did have sex with previously
and we're going to actually shoot with her again apparently.
We did something kind of totally different this time for the Patreon that actually caused us
to create an only fan's because at one point, because one thing about Morgan that I
always was fascinated by is that she's done like real deal gangbangs, like 12 dudes face jamming together.
That's like a gangbanger interviewing a gangbanger.
He wasn't there.
I do know was there, which also was another gang member.
But no, we were watching, we watched part of the gangbang and had her react to it.
And she was already smoking weed and shit.
So she's just dying laughing and like talking about it.
She's like looking at herself and all getting gangbang.
Just like, oh, my.
So I feel like we kind of like covered new ground in terms of the Patreon.
We saw some wild new stuff.
So definitely if you want to sign up the link.
If you go to my Twitter is the PIN tweet right now if you want to cop the only fan.
So that was pretty cool.
There's two different types of versions of gangbangers who have sat in these seats.
Yeah, we got our A-D.
We got our Kazumi's.
Exactly.
I dropped the No Kazumi on AD the other day when we were talking about gang-bang,
and I thought that was pretty smooth.
I didn't catch that one until now.
No, it was the Drake-on one, which comes out tomorrow.
That's going to be crazy.
Which I'm very, very excited about for the world to see.
Gina's like, whoa.
Gina, how do you feel about this conversation we're having right now?
Is this a little over the top of you?
Don't want to get past it.
She's cam girl and us.
She's a little too,
a little too squeamish.
Are you talking about Kazumi?
Yeah.
She don't care about that shit.
She's like her.
I don't talk about that shit.
Gina don't want to get caught up in the streets too much.
It's like which version of it are you talking about that?
But Gina, you're Miss Ho fessions.
We start talking about the gangbanging.
You got a little too.
No, no, the other gang bang.
Okay.
The Draco stuff.
Right.
Make me a little nervous.
Gina's from the hood.
She doesn't care about the gang bang stuff.
I don't know. You made that very, very clear.
I said that from the giggo.
That's why you wanted her in here in the first place.
Somebody with thick skin who wasn't going to sit here and trip out.
Is gang banging like an American thing?
Like, I wonder if like French people are searching the porn hub like gang bang shit.
You know, like.
I don't even know what we're talking about now.
I'm pretty sure that.
I don't want to confuse nobody.
Anything that anybody jerks off to.
Anything someone jerks off to in America, they probably jerk off to in other countries too, don't you assume?
I feel like we set the trends.
Yeah, I would say that too.
Nick, you from Russia.
I'm not.
I was born in Russia, but I grew up in America, basically.
Do you know what they doing over there?
Not really.
Crocodile.
I can't even go out there.
They won't even let me out there.
Why?
I saw something on Twitter.
Because they're going to make me join the army.
Really?
Yeah, because I have dual citizenship.
I have Russia.
If you went there, they would try to make you join the Army.
You're like 37?
There's a high chance.
Let's vlog it.
No, hell, though.
How old are you 28?
27, but you have to be 30 once you pass that age of like, okay, we're not going to
to fuck it to me at 30.
Yeah, exactly.
So it's like, I can't even go visit my family because they're going to make me
go to the army and dude the suicide rate in the Russian army is even higher than the suicide
rate in the American army. It's like people kill themselves because of how shitty it is out there.
Wow. I can see that. When I was out there, definitely it felt like, damn, this is a country
full of people who want to get the fuck out. You saw the dude who's jumping the car over the fucking
thing. Russian people do not give a fuck. Dude, I saw another one where that dude was standing on a
pile of tires and this car drives towards him full speed and he attempts to do like,
a fucking gainer off the pile of tires as the car is hitting the tires and he doesn't do the
full flip. So he just completely faceplants and smashes the ground. I'm like, bro, this is really
what people are doing in Russia just to get like a couple hundred thousand likes because like
what else are they going to do? I'm like, this is fucked up. And you know what's even worse is like
if you're a popping YouTuber in Russia, the ad revenue sucks out there. Like Russian companies don't
advertise through YouTube. They advertise through Russian TV.
So it's like if you're a Russian YouTuber with 3 million subs,
you're not going to be getting even close to the amount of ad revenue
American YouTuber is going to be.
So that's why a lot of Russian YouTubers speak English.
They don't speak Russian on their video.
Can you speak Russian?
I can speak Russian.
I can't read it.
I never thought about that.
But, you know, I was reading that or something about how in a lot of other countries,
like Spotify and shit, don't cost anywhere near as much as it costs here.
So that's why if you sell millions of millions of copies of your album
or stream millions copies of your album in other regions, you get paid like 10% of what you get
from Spotify in America because the service costs so much less.
But they have to price it differently to compete with all the other streaming platforms
in those countries.
Exactly.
It's so weird, dude.
It's like in Russia literally like a Mars bar.
I don't say the other brand because 80's going to get it.
He's going to like, yo, don't say that.
A Mars bar out here costs a dollar.
A Mars bar in Russia costs like one 25th of a dollar.
You know what you mean?
Like it'll be the same quality, same everything.
But just because you're in a poor country, it costs less.
We need to go out there with hell out there empty suitcases and just fill them up with candy.
Exactly.
That's actually a hustle is a, you could buy shit from Russia and then sell it in America, like iPads, iPhones and all that stuff.
It's way cheaper out there.
Isn't that called, what's the shit called?
That's a crime.
That's a crime.
That's a crime.
You can't do that.
You can't do that.
Yeah, 100%.
I agree.
Oh, my God, that's just called.
Yeah, you shouldn't be doing it.
You know what else is a crime?
Or apparently it's not a crime.
We is.
Motherfugger's wearing skirts.
Really?
New York Fashion Week is upon us.
I mean, hey.
I thought this is a new one.
I seen a picture of Russell Westbrook.
Do we have it ready to pull up?
No, I don't think we do.
Can you search Russell Westbrook dress?
I believe in her.
That's the love of your life right now.
Let's see how our Googles are.
She get Google.
And then throw us in the corner and put Russell up on the screen.
And then also we want to see Kid Cuddy's skirt as well.
Because I just want to get a drip review.
You know, I got AD in the building.
I was up to use the restroom.
How much could you possibly pee?
Didn't you pee right before we started?
I did.
But like, I don't know what it is.
I feel like you guys have more practice than me than holding in your pee.
Like, even on my podcast, I use the restroom very often.
Don't you have more practice just like being a human being?
Like, I mean, I'm small, skinny, scrawny person.
I feel like your bladder.
Your bladder is probably like the same size.
My bladder is dehydrated.
You know what?
I'll wait.
Go get your pee on.
I just, I don't know.
Maybe we could eat you a diaper before this show or something?
I.
We want to pull up Russell, uh, fucking Westbrook in the dress and then also Kid Cuddy in the dress
so we can get A.D. and Gina to give us their opinions since Yuri wears dresses himself
in his free time.
I wouldn't be against trying out a diaper, an adult diaper.
I don't know, man.
The idea of just like sitting in pee to me is just something that I really.
really am not.
Doesn't think of Waka?
They can see it?
You in Scotland?
Okay, let's,
you in Scotland?
That's what fucking Waka said?
What's Waka?
And you'll look at 21 with just mad laughs.
Don't address me unless it's with four letters.
And then he tagged Kendrick.
Man, I hope Kendrick don't want to be involved with us.
Okay, flip through the next picture.
I just want to get an idea of exactly how far down this thing goes.
Look, liked by OT Genesis.
Ha ha ha, ha.
Okay, AD, Gina, when you see this man who I don't know anything about, so this isn't the dude who's fucking Sierra, right?
No.
Bro, he's way all.
What's his name, Russell.
His wife is in the comments.
Wilson.
His wife is in there, too?
What'd you say?
She put the fire emojis?
That's who's guiding him in the wrong direction.
Why does this exist?
Why is this a thing?
Like, I'm just kind of baffled.
Hey, listen.
I'll fuck with Russell, Russ.
but I ain't with this one.
I just want to understand why.
I expect that from Kid Cuddy.
I ain't expect that from Russell Russell.
Yeah, like is this his image?
Like, is he often?
He just got traded to the Lakers.
He's home right now.
He's like one of the best players in the NBA.
If I was on the Lakers,
he is an L.A. native.
I would assume that this would not be looked upon
kindly in the locker room.
Am I wrong?
You're not wrong.
Like, what happens?
like the dude just get like they get money and they just decide that they want to just really really
push the limits of what a man can wear like this just doesn't i mean i don't get it they did the
same thing with uh d way that's that's that's true that's whole thing his hashtag dad he does dad on
everything d wade everybody used to like you know to talk about d wade pushing the envelope and stuff
like that so was he wearing dresses he was he was doing all type of shit i guess dennis robin had a
dress dennis robin too but even back then he didn't they didn't come with a whole fucking
wedding gown he married himself right and when you look at this like I mean this is a basketball
player with his hair dyed a weird color and he's wearing a dress I'm sorry Dennis
Rodden is one of the most influential human beings of the last fucking 30 years clearly right
like and you see it all the time you see it with rappers you know like the style that he came with
has clearly influenced a shitload of people he was insanely ahead of his time because I'm
still offended by this let's let's take a look at Cuddy
See, I expect that for Kuddy, though.
Isn't this different, though?
I swear you had green hair.
Swipe over?
I swear he had a green hair.
He had the little mushy and baby with the green.
Yeah, he had his eyes and stuff.
Maybe he switched his.
Yeah, this is wrong.
Can you just search, this must be a different time.
Can you search Kid Cutty skirt?
No, to show us.
Kid Kuddy Met Gala.
Oh, yeah, that was at the Meggala.
You talked about last night.
Yeah, that's what I think he started.
That's the one I saw.
He completely switched his color in days.
That's crazy.
Yeah, right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Look at the first one from Vogue right there.
Yeah.
Click it again so we can bring it up bigger.
Oh, here we go.
Are they going to make a scroll through much?
Look at this, dude.
I mean, listen, who am I to judge?
I look like the car.
The nigga chain is crazy, though.
The chain, 1.6-milled.
Ben Baller made that shit.
What makes him want to do the black around the eyes, dude?
Like, that, he's going full vigilante.
I'm about to go fight crime.
That's what's frustrating is, like, it's supposed to be fashion.
It's supposed to look cool.
Yeah.
It doesn't.
I've just closed my mind to a lot of the adventurous fashion stuff
because to me it just seems like that's kind of like what it is to be a celebrity now
is they all just get together and just compete on who can look like the biggest douchebag.
And I just don't really like get it.
Like I don't think no matter how much money or fame I got that I'd want to like be walking around
looking like a work of art.
I think you made more money.
You're just going to be fully by.
You're going to embrace your roots.
Do you think Kit Cutty's by?
I don't know.
You want to bet that he is?
Or isn't?
Which way would you bet?
I don't know.
I don't know either.
But I expect Kutty to do what Russell Russell was a book.
I love the fact that Kit Kuddy and Frank Ocean showed up with basically the same hair,
that they just both landed on the same green.
Did you guys see what Kim Kardashian is wearing for the Madgala?
All-Black thing?
What was the political statement that she was trying to make there?
There's like America Horror Story vibes.
I felt like she was making a statement.
about Afghanistan.
I feel like it could be perceived in the, you know, an offensive way potentially.
And also how do we know that was her?
How is that offensive?
You see that ass?
That's her.
That's what Riley was saying.
She's like, I could tell by her figure.
But I'm like, anyone could have boobs and butt.
It's like, who could that be?
A lot of people aren't total idiots.
So they could tell that it's her and it's not like, like, why do you just immediately
default to like, oh, it's a conspiracy?
The whole world is lying to us to convince us that this is Kim Kardashian.
It's her.
She showed up as Donda.
but Kanye just unfollowed her
and went private on Instagram
interesting
but either way
I mean
he follows a launch
and Kuddy
listen there's all these women in Afghanistan
that are forced to
cover themselves up like that
all of a sudden they've been walking around
without their heads covered and shit
over the past however many years
in Afghanistan now they're forced to cover up again
that to me would be the
intelligent social commentary
that Kim Kardashian could have been trying to make there
I'm not sure it was that well thought
out. Yeah, what was a conspiracy that you were trying to say?
No, he just immediately, his
fucking brain just immediately goes to like,
oh, it must be a conspiracy theory. How do we even know
it was her? Because you can't see her face.
Yeah, we get it. You gotta grow up sometime.
Yeah, she posted it. Yeah, that's what, actually, I forgot
about that. She posted that same outfit on Instagram.
I love one on the podcast, and it's like, Yuri thinking about
something for the first time. Or just really
thinking for the first time.
All day. I don't know, man. I was
a little baffled by this. Sometimes I feel like
Maybe I'm getting a little too old school.
I mean, the one thing I will say is we don't see a lot of white dudes taking these wrists.
You are a goddamn lie.
Yeah, what the fuck are you talking about?
Who?
Y'all cracked this shit off of his doubtfire.
That was fictional.
Robin Deltfell?
All right.
Y'all been doing this shit for you.
You rockers been doing this shit for year.
Rockers and fucking punts and all that.
I never seen a motherfucker and a dress.
Kurt Cobain used to cross dress in a drag queen and stuff like that.
He was a heroin addict.
It doesn't fucking matter.
What is that matter?
We wasn't doing that shit.
We're a weed addicts.
Kid Cuddy's showed up with heroin addict.
Listen, I've been doing this.
Harry Stiles is not from National Block.
It's not, it's not, it's not, I'm not moving the same way to them.
You know, why niggis are showing up at the Met Gallo looking like it.
Harry Styles is English.
He's from Britain.
What did I do?
I don't want the blame for it.
Bro, white people started this.
He is saying this is our fault.
It is.
They're not pulling up to the BETT Awards like that.
They're doing that shit at the Met Gallus.
That's a good point.
They code switch when they go to the EAT Awards.
Your requirements.
Who are these guys?
Is that Jack Harlow?
No, Matt Stone and Drake Park.
They're not even celebrities.
Yes, they are.
I mean, okay, but they're not like movie stars.
Like, they're joking around.
They're trying to be funny.
No, no, they're trying to make people more open-minded.
Now they're trying to be funny.
No, nigger, serious.
How many years ago was this?
It was like Jack and the Beanstalk, bro.
Click on one of the images.
I want to see the fucking timestamp guy.
It was like 20-15.
Hey, no.
Put in white men and dress.
Let's see what pops up.
If I see Adam, I'm gonna fucking cry.
White men in dresses.
Have you ever wore a dress, Adam?
I'm assuming you probably searched this before, AJ.
No.
Is that ludicrous?
Look at, look at, look at first, go back, go back.
Look at the first search term that gets suggested.
African, Nigerian, Chris Rock.
Why?
Just saying. That's weird.
That's weird.
I don't think that the white people invented this.
Just because that's what people searched.
Click on the day with the red brought.
I'm just saying Google did this.
I don't know what's going on.
see the guy in the red bra all right what the fuck look at this dude i don't want nothing to do with this
dude who's that oh that's gonna be me in my wedding pilgrim grand mason you would wear the wedding
dress i love that i'm woke wait who is this nigga looking like howie go up to all right
riley's wearing a tux look at mr clean how's that howie howie was that is mr clean mandel
yeah you know dress no he looks like that he's bald like that mr clean is mrs clean now i'm
I'm bald like that. I'm bald like that. I'm bald like that. I mean, didn't Kid Cutty
started with these, I mean, Andre 3,000 used to do it with the kilts and shit.
Speaking of funny outfits. A kilts is different. They fashion is just advanced. We just
are understanding because we're not in that world. Is that really how you feel? Are you just
saying that because you're trying to fit in with the woke crowd? It's the world of derangement.
No, that's what it is. That's really how I feel because even outside of Kid Cutty, we don't
agree with the women are wearing either. Gina, if you showed up on a date and a guy was dressed
like this.
We're not at,
what are you saying?
He'll be like,
Gina, I gotta tell you something.
I'm Batman.
I wouldn't fuck with a nigga
who even,
even on a fence
with wear and some shit like that.
Gina likes stuff.
That's why we like Gina
because she fucks
with real binary men.
However, if we have
Fashion Week and his Megalini
got that type of money
and he into that,
then I probably would have to put up for.
So if, if Kit
Kelly was your man
and he showed up looking like this,
you know.
At fashion week, yes.
But what if he didn't bring you?
What if you're forced to sit at home
and watch this go down on Twitter.
Divorce.
She's pissed.
No, bring me.
I need my clout.
If you're wearing the same.
She too.
She'll go dress like the little baby he brought.
Where's the baby?
That baby was fired.
They have me on his head.
I'll support my man.
Carrying Gina around like the alien.
I'm with that.
That's a good idea.
Gina Cuddy.
Gina Cuddy.
Speaking of funny outfits,
are you guys going to dress for any of the episodes of October no
jumper show?
Why?
a different Halloween costume each week.
Yeah, that would be funny.
Well, actually...
An outing.
You got to have an outing.
17th door, we should go this year.
I was thinking that we should do a big No Jumper team dinner
to celebrate us getting the new office in the near future.
That would be awesome.
Hell yeah.
And maybe we could make it Halloween themed everybody.
We go to 17th door.
A chucked a cheese.
What's that?
Maybe we were supposed to go last year.
You're supposed to go last year.
Who bailed?
Who canceled?
You got you.
You did.
You and AD.
Because a blue face.
Because you wanted to go to sleep.
No, because the blueface's house.
And then guess what?
We made the company basically lose hundreds of dollars and they stopped replying to you.
Like hundreds of thousands.
Hundreds of thousands.
No, I didn't say hundreds.
I said hundreds of dollars.
They got very upset.
They got it.
They were upset that we bailed?
It was their last week of operation and we rented out two hours for like 12 plus people,
which they could have each ticket 60 bucks.
You still should have went.
I, without the main, you guys are the purpose of everyone else going.
I would rather pay and not.
get the guilt trip, even though I don't know who it is, so I don't actually care at all.
I got the guilt trip.
And you said it up.
That's why.
Yeah, exactly.
All you got to do is blame it on your boss.
That's like a great position to be in.
I wish I had somebody to blame shit on.
Well, I guess I can blame everything on all you guys.
But, you know, I'm like the last, you know, everything ultimately goes up to me.
It's like, it's my fault.
Even if I wasn't the one who actually canceled this one, it would still ultimately be my fault.
All you have to say is, I'm sorry, man.
Adam's crazy, bro.
He like picks, picks, his brain.
His brain's on a different level every day.
I wonder it would be funny if I text her back a year later after not replying going,
hey, what's up with this year?
Why not?
I think I'm going to do it.
Just to see what happens.
I know that you have never been in a relationship before, but that's normal.
You fuck a girl.
You don't talk to her for a couple years.
Hit her up again randomly.
How's your mom?
Because you see her in a relationship, she looks happy.
You hit her anyway?
How you doing?
What you're doing tonight?
Oh, when she's in a relationship, you got to hit her up.
You're just drinking hot chito Dorito.
I mean, Moundu.
Yo, why did I love the hot, the flaming hot mountain dew.
It was good.
Droz was acting like it was gross.
That's because he's...
Who wants to drink flaming hot mountain dew?
It tasted amazing.
Throw some ice cubes in there, delicious.
And I hate something else you all people started.
Listen, no offense to the Latinx community or whatever, but when you get the Spanish candy and it's got the crazy spices all over it.
Now, that's good though.
No, no, no, no.
The Tahitim and all the Lucas types of that away from me.
That shit is fine.
When they drip the stuff all over the can and you drink in.
This food don't get that wild, okay?
Like, I get wild, but not that wild.
That's too much.
So I can't do that, but the Flamin Hot Mountain Dew?
I'm not going to go to Kit Kuddy route.
I want to fight crime.
Are you going to wear a dress?
No, I want the eyes.
You're a criminal.
Allegedly.
The eyes are not for fighting crime.
It looks like he was emotionally or, like, domestically abused.
Let's get all these dress wearing guys off the screen, man.
I don't know what the hell to do with these dudes.
Kirk Albay.
Why do I keep looking at you as if you're the one who's supposed to say something?
I don't know.
I got a big old little.
list of topics that we can talk about right here.
We're already an hour and five minutes in.
Woo.
That's what I'm saying.
Anyway,
let's talk about,
let's talk about this.
Let's talk about Nikki Minaj
tweeting out coronavirus vaccine conspiracy theories
and talking about how her friend
can't get a boner anymore,
which is definitely not a real thing
from everything that I've been able to read.
I've done a little bit of research.
Nigel, you don't know what happens with people's body.
Everything is different.
Everybody got a different side of face.
A lot of different side effects.
So you guys are willing to just say everybody has different side effects,
so therefore we're allowed to attribute this side effect to that,
even though it sounds like it's probably completely made up
and all the science suggests that it is made up.
What science is just with the bonus?
They haven't tested it out enough to even know.
That's what I'm saying.
Not enough time has passed.
Oh my God.
It's been a year.
This is probably not the best point.
You have no friends at this table.
I love how, though, like, okay, there are scientists.
There are scientists who, their whole thing is to like,
like research stuff.
It's interesting how you guys have such doubts
when all the experts seem to agree
that this is completely made up.
And who are we listening to?
Nicky Minard's cousins balls.
No, we live in an age in which
nobody wants to defer to an expert
or even acknowledge that expertise exists.
Trust me, it does.
Because one of the things that Nick Minatis was tweeting
that we will get to momentarily
is she was saying, she was saying,
she's saying, once I get done with my research,
I may get vaccinated.
Nikki, you really are
not in the place to be doing any research when it comes to this.
You're not a doctor.
You're not a scientist.
Your opinion, your research, I'm trying to be polite here.
It's completely meaningless.
There are already people who know 10 million times more than you about this topic
who have put in a lot of research and have a great.
It's FDA approved.
What are we talking about?
But listen, what research are you doing that the FDA hasn't done?
Can you admit that they are risk taking it?
And people are having bad side effects.
There are extremely rare side effects.
Keep in mind that if we were to take a million people...
What's the percentage of people to have side effects compared to...
I wouldn't know that.
Like 0.001.
So for the record, if we were to give everybody...
If we were to get a million people, everybody in L.A., we'd give them a peanut.
A couple of them are going to die.
Some percentage of those people are going to die.
So, yes, is it possible that something bad could happen to you from taking the vaccine?
Sure.
Is it unbelievably unlikely and not supported by any sort of research?
Yes.
But there are some people that went in to go get there.
didn't end up dying, they probably
thought the same thing. Who are you talking about? I'm just
saying there's some people who died. There are
people who have died, yes.
Who? I don't remember the name
specifically. Yeah, because you're just making shit up that you
saw in a fucking block. So you're saying,
nobody has died from getting the vaccine.
Okay. Or got it in bad side of things. Keep in mind, we are
comparing, you got to stop talking.
We, I mean, he doesn't have a mic, you got
to stop talking off camera. We are
comparing getting vaccinated
to COVID
in terms of risk. So you're
talking about one thing that has killed millions and millions of people and then you're talking about
one thing where you guys can't even name a single verified case of someone dying from it.
We don't know.
Maybe it's happened to a couple people.
But again, with COVID, millions of people have died from it.
Yes.
And what have we told you what happened with our people and the government?
Oh my God.
We don't trust them.
I really don't know why you think that it's a good idea to use being black as an excuse to not use your brain when it comes to getting back.
They experimented on black people countless times over history.
The government.
And also, who trusts the experiment?
I've told you one all the time.
The Tuskegee experiment.
Why are we bumping in the government as if like the military is the same as the fucking FDA?
Look at the Tuskegee experiment.
What they did.
The sauce that you get at the fucking five guys.
There's so many other things that are approved by the FDA that kill you, including cigarettes.
Okay.
The FDA has the, the FDA is the reason why they are.
black anyway. You see how on the side of this tobacco product, warning, cigar smoking can cause
cancers of the mouth and throat even if you do not inhale. Jesus. Okay. It says that on there.
That's a warning that was approved by a government agency. Even Starbucks on the cups and things.
They say that about, what are you talking about? What does it say on the Starbucks cup?
It's actually this beverage you're about to enjoy is extremely hot. No, it's not on the beverages at the place.
Yeah, they have the sign to say you can get canceled with them everywhere in LA.
can get acrylicized, which is a cancer-causing agent.
It's also at McDonald's.
It's also on olives and it's also on potato vets.
Yeah.
Have the same time.
They have this on.
And beans and coffee beans.
Look at how many things you guys prefer to talk about that have absolutely nothing to do with the fact that the vaccine is free and safe.
When you read the warning.
Bro.
I always said are there.
Are there side effects for some people that have it?
Okay.
Again, millions of people have died from COVID.
You can't name one person who's died from the vaccine.
how are we comparing these two things in terms of danger
because you're getting that from the news
you don't even know they're going into you
just how we ran it came across on our timeline
you came across on your timeline too
I think we might need an IQ test for co-hosting on this podcast
I don't know I don't know Gina
I don't know man
let's breeze past
yeah this is the biggest because I just you know
I think we might have enough ground right here.
Every time I try to talk about the vaccine with you guys,
I got to kind of remind them why I don't talk about the vaccine with you guys.
She should be in the group chat.
But what is changing your mind that you've decided that you are going to get it?
Because it's a requirement for my daughter to go to school.
And if my daughter gets it, I'm going to get it.
I'm not going to be a shit-fucking parent to have my daughter get something.
And I'm not going to get it.
I'm not against getting it.
I just need more people to get it before I get it.
Do you know that like,
60 or 70% of Americans
already have it? I need to be the
last 10%. Let's look
up the side effects and how many people
got it. We really don't need to look up the side effects
since almost nobody has any side effects.
No, I've seen a whole collage
of people that was fucked about in the shit.
I saw a grandma from a car motor skills.
This is the thing is I sent it to you before.
I don't think you realize how often you're
duped by misinformation on
Instagram and I know this because frequently
when you send me information about
COVID, it is like
funny. Whoa, like, we
really need to start teaching media
literacy in school because... Naked you send
the same shit. No, I don't. I'll send you
real sources. I will send you
something from Fox or something else. You're like,
big news. You're like, oh, look, L.A. Hood Media said that the vaccine's
going to make you grow horns.
Cap. Cap. No. I'm sending you CNN
links. I'm sending you doctors. I said you CNN
links as well. Yeah, but they don't
say what you think that they say.
So I can't read now. No, I'm just saying
that you will send me a CNN link.
And be like, look, the vaccine's killing people.
I'll be like, that's really.
Because like, I sent you that Sam Harris podcast, you listen to the whole thing.
And I agreed with it.
And then you texted me back and you're like, so black people can get it.
No, I didn't.
And I'm like, that's really not what they were talking about.
You said, there are so many children that are dying from COVID and stuff like that.
And then I sent you the percentages of, since you were fact base,
and apparently no kids are dying from that.
It's very unlikely that kids are going to die from it.
But more and more kids are dying from it.
your argument was they're dying at a crazy pace and all this stuff.
Your argument that this is the whole thing about getting vaccinated.
It's not about your personal freedom.
It's about keeping society as a whole safe.
And when it comes to kids, yes, those kids are very unlikely to die from it,
but those kids are excellent conduits to spreading it amongst people.
The whole idea with vaccines is that everybody or almost everybody has to get it
in order to keep everybody safe,
which is why President Biden has done something great in his fucking camp,
his career so far by making it so,
that government workers have to get it
so that businesses that have more than 100 people
have to get it because at a certain point
you just have to accept, oh,
the people in our country are apparently
not smart enough to do this on our own.
So we have to basically make it extremely
inconvenient to be unvaccinated
in the year 2021.
And I personally am 1,000%
in favor of Joe Biden
and also Joe Budden making that decision.
And also I think Joe Budden should have been more involved
in this decision-making process.
I recommend vaccines as well.
I just feel like it's,
It's a topic that it's hard to talk about.
It's definitely not that fun to talk about
because you piss off half of the fucking people
either way.
Exactly. That's what I'm saying.
Maybe not half. I don't want to give the anti-vexers
half. But there's plenty
of them. It's crazy.
Minorities don't trust the government, so.
It's kind of like during the election, it's like.
I'm just that they forcing on you.
Once I've seen that goddamn, what was that Webby
that did the commercial?
Oh, I saw Juvie.
Juvenile.
But, AD, this is what I want for you.
Hey, we try to talk the niggins.
I want.
less like you're so comfortable
stating how it is but you
really don't seem comfortable at all stating how it should
be you're not in my skin you know you
have to grow up how you say you say how you say you're going to tell
me that it should be some other way bro if you do not
grow up black you say you don't understand
you say black people do not trust it
what about black people should
trust you have the power you have a voice
you should be pushing your people
and make more intelligent
decisions so if me growing up
and seen you refuse you refuse to take on
any responsibility cap cap cap cap
FACCAP, no, you did not grow up.
If you wanted what's good for your people, you did not grow up.
You would encourage them to get vaccinated.
Again, you're using excuses.
Gina feels the same way.
Again, you're doing it again.
How am I doing it excuses?
Because you're just pointing out of the Bible and saying, look, they don't want to get vaccinated.
That doesn't change.
Let the chat.
Every doctor in the world wants you to get vaccinated.
Every fucking minority will sit there and tell you, bro.
You're just doing what I'm telling you.
Our trust in the government has always been fucked up.
Our trust in the police has been fucked up.
It's been different.
for your people and things of that nature.
When it comes down to it, you can't tell us
that we're wrong for feeling a certain type of way, bro,
because our people been done, no, no, no.
You definitely can tell you you're wrong.
No, our people been done wrong by the government
for centuries, bro.
And now something pops up
and we're supposed to be like, okay, we're with it.
I need you to at some point accept that the fact.
I'm not accepting nothing.
I'm telling you the real how I feel.
I know, but how your opinion.
This is the thing.
Like it's your opinion.
How you feel is completely meaningless
when we're talking about getting vaccinated.
We're talking about science.
We're talking about keeping people safe.
How you feel has no bearing on this at all.
And did I ever tell anybody, don't go get something?
Yes, the last time we brought this up, that's exactly what you said.
I said that my people don't trust the government.
You have not once heard me say, don't go get a vaccine or go get a vaccine.
I need you two at a certain point, except that your people not trusting the government has nothing to do with getting vaccinated.
It's not that complicated.
It has everything to do with it.
The FDA has approved it because it is safe.
It has nothing to do with how you feel.
How you feel is meaningless.
Are you nervous?
Sure.
Okay.
Everybody's maybe a little nervous to get a needle putting their arm.
It doesn't change anything.
All we're saying is this, right?
If motherfuckers or people has been done so wrong,
fuck the science, all the, whatever the fuck you're talking about.
We don't listen to everything that the news tells us like other people do.
Or they say do this or do this.
The media controls what the fuck they want to say.
Using your blackness as an excuse to be ignorant about public health?
That seems really evil.
It's an opinion.
You don't get to have an opinion on this.
Yes, you can't have an opinion.
That's the whole problem.
That's the whole problem that people think that them and their opinion of some shit they read on Facebook is more important.
Nigger.
Then public health than protecting their family members.
No.
No.
My opinion on something is my opinion.
I ain't telling nobody to go do something or not to go.
do something. I'm telling you how I feel of you
asking the fucking question. This is the same
exact thing. There's a lot of people that feel the same
way that I do. I'm pretty sure most
of the people that you interview will tell you the same exact
thing. This is the thing. Go tell, ask 50%
of the fucking rappers that you interview all the time
how they feel about that and they're probably going to feel the same way I do.
What if you felt like the world was flat?
That's my opinion.
It doesn't change that it's wrong.
It's factually wrong.
Who mean? Some people may feel that way.
I might feel my opinion is that Yuri has a
vagina. I'm pretty sure that I could check
around and figure out that it's not true.
How was it moving? When your opinion is
blatantly, easily disprovable,
it stops being an opinion and it becomes a delusion.
And what I'm saying is that other people,
what I'm saying is that you're in a
role where you should be encouraging
your people to let go of their delusions.
Why? Why? So you tell more about keeping
your people safe. Wait, wait a minute. So I should
tell my community who's been fucked up by the government
for many, many years to sit there and trust them all of a sudden.
I'm not going to sit there and say that.
It's either damn if you do, it's damned.
You're putting vaccinated and getting vaccinated in the same bucket as, like,
the government maybe having lied to you about some vague thing that you,
no, there's a lot of stuff.
Do your research, bro.
That's a very sinister thing for you to lie to your people like that.
Yes, it is.
How am I lying to somebody?
How am I lying to my people?
Because you're not telling them to get vaccinated.
How am I lying to my people?
I ain't told my people nothing.
What the fuck are you talking about?
How am I lying to somebody?
my people, bro. Because you're telling them that your opinion is a valid reason to not get
vaccinated. It's my opinion. I ain't telling nobody not to get vaccinated. You asked me a question.
I'm telling you how I feel about it. Don't put a fucking words in my mouth.
Your people to do the right thing. Advice some shit that I don't know nothing about. Why am I
saying they're going to tell them to do some shit? The fact that you don't know what can be right.
It's not an excuse. Come on, man. I'm just going to put words in my mouth, bro. That's cap.
I just want you to do better. Do better by what? By being real with the people who actually value
your opinion by doing your research and not
just reiterating fucking bullshit on here.
I'm not telling them to do anything that's anything.
You have been basically spreading a lot of
misinformation during this. How have I spread misinformation?
What have I spread? What have I spread? Every
black person that you text tells you the same
exact thing. But you turning the vaccine into
a black versus white thing is evil.
How is it a black or white thing?
All I said is my people have been
experimented on. There's plenty
of facts that you can go see
historic things that happen.
that the government said, yeah, we fucked up by black people.
I'm telling you right now, when this vaccine is coming up,
there's a lot of black people in the community who don't trust it because of the past.
And there's nothing wrong with that.
You have a voice.
So all of a sudden, you have to ignore history.
You have a voice where you could encourage your people to make intelligent decisions.
I just want you to at some point admit that you're not using your platform correctly
when you refuse to tell them to do the bare minimum.
You're acting like I say, I got something that says, well, this is so safe.
You guys shouldn't do that shit.
No, nigga, I'm sitting there telling you the real shit right here.
My people don't trust everything that's coming from that.
And you can ask them yourself.
But you can tell us the reason why some people are doubting the validity of the vaccine.
But that's the right thing to do is to encourage your people to protect each other.
They're not doing a good enough job of convincing our people that is safe.
You don't understand that it's on you.
You're one of the people that could be convincing people to actually give a fuck about other people's health.
And why are minorities feeling a certain way about it, bro?
You don't realize that this conversation is just going in circles?
Bro, because, like I said, why are all the black people you're talking to saying the same thing?
The first thing I said was that you are very used to talking about how it is,
but that you don't seem comfortable of telling people how it should be.
What do you mean how it should be?
Listen, I get it.
A lot of black people have doubts about the vaccine.
You are somebody with a platform.
You could be encouraging them to be better, to make the right decision, to care about the people that they're around.
Bro, what is the right decision and what's the wrong decision, bro?
Getting vaccinated is the right decision if you care about your health and everybody around you's health.
That may be what it is.
No, that is how it is.
There's no opinions to be had about it.
There's no opinions to be had about it.
It's just how it is.
Everybody is welcome to the own opinion, bro.
But I ain't telling nobody to do no shit.
That's really not the case.
I'm just saying.
You feel a certain way.
Here's an example of an opinion.
I feel the same way I feel.
I like the Kanye album more than the Drake album.
I like the Drake album.
I like the dangers of COVID to the dangers of vaccines is not
something where you just get to have an opinion.
It's a fact-based issue.
Bro, I'm over the shit.
Just go to something else.
We can move on.
Please.
This is just a sad step of it first.
This shit goes on
fucking every fucking day
for the last two to three months.
And now you're starting to say that you're going to get vaccinated.
Because it's a requirement for my daughter,
I don't give a fuck.
He's not going to actually admit that I was right the entire time.
You're going to get it.
How are you being right?
How are you being forced to do something?
If they tell you, oh, you can't go travel somewhere.
Who's being forced?
You're basically being forced now.
No.
But you're saying you can't go to certain countries.
You can't go to certain places.
But you realize that's because both.
Go to school.
Go do this shit, bro.
This is a good example.
This is a good example.
So if you want to go to Greece, you're going to have to get vaccinated.
I'm going to Greece.
But do you not think that it's the right of Greece to make their decision about them not wanting
to let people who haven't been vaccinated into their country?
Of course, that's it.
That's their right.
That's their right.
Of course it's American Airlines is right to say we aren't going to let you be unvaccinated
on a flight with hundreds of other people and put them at risk.
Isn't that obviously they're right?
Bro, if some, but I'm saying forcing what I mean.
If a school doesn't want their vaccinated kids to be around unvaccinated kids, of course.
If the school district says for your daughter to go to school in this district, she has to
get vaccinated.
That's basically forcing.
Who's going to sit there?
No, it's not protecting the kids.
They already do that.
And they already do that.
you mean that's the bare minimum in protecting children what i'm saying is they don't have a choice
if you if yeah they can maybe go they can most most of most most of these mothers and young and young
um most of these black people most of these mothers most of these minorities they don't have the
luxury of home school they don't have the luxury of having somebody private education or something
like that they do have the luxury wait wait wait wait wait wait let me let me finish let me finish everybody
else in the developed world would consider that a luxury finish
You realize all these other countries are dying to get vaccinated, right?
I'm saying that if these mothers and fathers don't have the luxury of private education,
they don't have the luxury of homeschool.
But they do have the luxury of getting vaccinated for free.
But you're still letting you're still cutting me off.
I'm just,
I want you to acknowledge that getting vaccinated for free is a luxury.
Okay, keep on.
So for these parents who may not want the vaccine, may not trust the vaccine,
they have no choice but they get their kid the vaccine.
They can't afford to do anything else.
Because that's forced.
We live in a country in which,
A significant portion of people have fallen for disinformation like yourself who think that there are risks associated with the disease or with the vaccine that are much greater than they are.
And yes, in that situation, I'm not even against this shit.
I don't give a fuck.
If this, bro, if I have to stop getting money to go out of town and keep doing all type of shit, give me the fucking shot tomorrow.
I'm not against that.
You're willing to admit that it's not actually dangerous because you're just going to get it so you can go make a couple thousand bucks.
I don't know that is dangerous, bro.
I make my money everywhere.
I go on the road.
I do all type of stuff.
I'm not about to stop my life because of this goddamn shot.
So that's where I stand with the shit.
And I know a lot of people feel the same way.
But you don't realize that that's you admitting that you don't actually believe in what you're arguing.
If you are willing to get vaccinated just so that you can get on a plane, that means you are never really anti-vaccination in the first place.
What am I going to do?
Stop money.
Stop money.
If you really believe the vaccine was dangerous, then yes, obviously you would not do that.
And do what?
There's hundreds of thousands of people to have jobs that they will get fired.
if they don't get something. They're not about to stop their money
not about to stop their lives, bro. But if they really
believe that's basically being forced. If they really
believe the vaccine was dangerous, then yes,
obviously they would stop their life.
Because they can't fucking live without
having money. There are a ton of people
who actually believe what they're saying about the vaccine
and won't get vaccinated and I at least
believe that they believe what they're saying.
With you, it seems like
it's just a matter of convenience. No, bro.
I don't fucking care. If I
have to go get something for me
to continue to make my bread, I'm going
to go get it. I have families. I have people that
counting on me and I have to provide for. You being able to go make some money out of town
is a reason enough for you to get back to. Sacrifice in my self and your entire family
is not a good enough reason? Sacrificing myself or how I feel about anything to take care of
my family and do what I have to do. Then that's worse. You think getting vaccinated is sacrificing
yourself? I'm saying that I don't want nothing in my fucking body that I wasn't born with, bro.
You realize you've had many, many vaccines throughout your life, right? And there's a lot of shit, too.
They say vaccines now.
Every kid now is what, one and three to have autism or something like that, bro.
It's all type of shit.
My son might have autism.
I got them vaccinated, bro, so I don't give a fuck.
I've said that I think you're falling for disinformation.
When you say that you think vaccines give you autism, I promise you, bro.
This is deeply unscientific shit.
No serious people believe this.
There's documentaries about that shit, bro.
There's documentaries about how the U.S. government fucking flew planes into the World Trade Center.
There's documentaries, bro.
That kids, that kids growing up now.
There's a certain point where what you're saying is such a dangerous lie that I have to stop you.
How is it dangerous, bro?
You're saying that vaccines give you autism.
You don't realize how dangerous it is for you to spread those lies.
Like, you haven't done the research.
You don't realize.
I've done the research on that, bro.
That's a very, very dangerous lie that you're trying to spread here.
And there's a lot of black people that are going to fucking hit you up and tell you the same exact thing.
Just because a bunch of people might have fond for this.
TI made a whole fucking.
T.I. is not a fucking doctor.
I'm not saying that.
I'm saying that there's science that show that kids are getting autism at a way higher.
No, there is not.
Yes, it is, bro.
There absolutely is not.
Yes, it is.
You could spend five minutes on Google and you would never believe that again.
Man, whatever.
I challenge you to spend five minutes on Google tonight reading about vaccines and autism.
I don't want to hear that shit, bro.
I'm going to keep a G with you.
Don't want to hear the truth?
No, that's your opinion.
That's what you've seen.
No, no, no, no, no.
What I've been saying, bro.
I want you to understand there's a difference between opinion and fact.
whatever
I would love to read the chat right now
I know me too
I don't even have anything left on the fucking list
to talk about
I mentioned the chat's pretty half out too
I don't know about that
I refuse to believe that some significant percentage of people
are that deluded
As minorities ask half the people
ask 90% of people that you interview
how they feel about certain shit
and they'll tell you the same again
you're doing the same thing that I already pointed out
that you're just pointing out that a bunch of people
are diluted you're not acknowledging that they
shouldn't be diluted
You could use your platform to want better.
You could try to educate yourself and see why are so many black people against this
or why so many minorities against this since you're in a position.
I need to educate myself on this.
You just said that you think vaccines give people autism.
And they're stuck that shoulder.
No, there is not.
Yes, it is.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
You have to realize that at a certain point, I can't just let my platform be used to spread evil like that.
Like, that is so, that is so next to level.
I said and that's supposed to.
Gina's seen the same shit probably.
It's full shit.
Okay.
It's in your opinion.
And I will come in and give you the full dissertation about how vaccines be not paused.
Please show me.
But the thing is, is that yes, I can do that work for you, but also you could spend 10 minutes on Google by yourself.
You know, it's like that is like the bare minimum.
When you're talking about vaccines giving people autism, bro.
And I've done that before.
No, you have not.
How are you going to tell me what I've done?
You're referring to the first set of shots, right?
Yes.
That baby's good.
Yes.
Okay.
What was that question?
He is he refined.
to the first set of shots that babies get.
Right.
That like almost every kid gets.
And then you guys are doing.
And autism is at a higher
alarming rate than it has ever been, bro.
I really would encourage you guys to educate yourselves
because the lies that you're spreading right now are...
You see how he's shaking his head right now?
That's your fucking brother.
We actually get how evil what you're saying is, bro.
All I'm saying is minorities and white people think differently
that like we're not mad at you.
We're sad on your behalf.
because the fact that you fall,
I've been watching people fall
for this vaccine misinformation for years
way before COVID. And the fact
that it's now happening to people that I'm
friends with is like, it genuinely
terrifies me that
so many people are incapable of telling
the difference between facts and bullshit
on the internet. And how many people are your
friends that are minorities? The same amount.
If you ask all the fucking people,
bro, this is what we've been
told. This is what we've been given.
I don't understand how you
not seeing that. It's crazy that I tell you what the scientific consensus is and then you tell
me that I should just ask random people that I also agree. Those are also people who are
brainwashed. You've been giving me things about the vaccine and I've been sending you articles just like
you've been sending me articles. You have not sent me anything from any reliable sources. And that
proves what? We're talking about what's more dangerous. COVID or the vaccine? Again, millions of people
dead on one side. The fact that you think that these are like
Equal and comparable is insane.
People can do, and I implore you.
No, and I agree.
People can do whatever they want,
but they shouldn't be allowed to go work in Microsoft.
They shouldn't be allowed to get on a plane
with a bunch of people who are respecting the people around them.
All I'm saying is, bro, talk to the same people
that you interview and see how they feel about the situation.
Instead of doctors, I should ask blueface.
I'm just saying.
I don't really, yeah.
Instead of a doctor, I should ask Nikki Minaj and Nick Cannon.
Okay, that makes a lot of sense.
No, you need to ask herself,
since you cover hip hop,
why are so many people in the community
feel the same way as we do?
So I should be taking into account
their opinions over doctors and scientists.
No, I'm not saying to take their opinion.
I'm not saying take their opinion.
I'm not saying take their opinion.
I'm saying why they feel a certain way
since you're so interested in the culture.
Why are they so feeling the way like that?
Why do you not consider it at least partially on you
to educate your people?
That's what I don't get.
Because I consider that part of my responsibility to spread the truth about the vaccine since there are so many people that want to spread lies about it.
Your opinion is there are a ton of people who believe lies about it.
I'm just going to let them have their delusions and I don't want to say anything that's going to change their minds.
Why are most minorities, most artists, why are most people not stop doing this thing where you just say,
oh, a lot of people don't trust it.
That is not an argument.
I'm saying, that's not an argument.
Find out why minorities are not trusting certain things, bro.
Not just a vaccine.
Not just the vaccine.
She's in general, bro.
Right.
But how would that change the fact that the FDA is approved it?
That there's a scientific consensus.
How long has the fires have been approved by the FDA?
It's only been a couple of weeks.
Right.
You could, you just now can have that argument, bro.
You realize this vaccine was based on technology that's been developed over the many decades now, right?
How long was the Pfizer vaccine?
How long was it FDA approved for?
So like 70% of the country's vaccinated?
I'm asking you how long
how long has it been FDA approved for?
Or is it even FDA approved yet?
It's on its track, right?
No, it's approved.
Okay, since when?
A couple of weeks ago, but everybody obviously has known
that it was safe for much, much longer than that.
It was what? A month ago?
Like three weeks ago?
He said almost a year. You saying a couple of years?
No, it was not a year.
It's not a year. That's wrong.
It's definitely a week or two.
It's very recent that the Pfizer
it has been FDA approved.
Because I know the Johnson and Johnson
was fucking people up, correct?
They were getting a lot of blood clots.
Yes.
I mean, again, just some shit you're right on Facebook.
But anyway.
So the Johnson and Johnson one wasn't giving people blood clots.
That's facts.
Can we look that at a please?
Go up Google and search Johnson and Johnson blood clots.
I don't think we're going to find anything valid that says more than like a couple people
have gotten it.
You do?
Watch.
I can't believe we're still doing this.
You don't want to bore up, I would.
But you're the one who refuses to like accept any logic.
Refuse to what?
You sit there and send shit to us all day.
You don't want to talk about something.
give a fuck about you and your health
and I want you to do the right thing.
Blood clots.
What else? Look at that. There's a particularly
rare and dangerous blood clot that
a very small number of vaccine
recipients have received. You know they had to recall it, right?
Have they? They did before because of it. Search Johnson and Johnson recall.
I don't believe that. Okay.
I can't think anything worse for the people of that. I don't know.
Let's smoke this one. Issue voluntary recall.
There you go. Yeah, about sunscreen products.
That's not about the vaccine.
Wait, put it back soon.
Johnson, Johnson makes all types of stuff.
Yeah, they recalled nature.
They recalling NACDC.
They recommended pause on Johnson and Johnson.
There was a pause on Johnson and Johnson.
It's almost like we were right the whole time.
So it wasn't a pause on a Johnson and Johnson?
That's not a recall.
No, a recall.
It said it was a pause.
Why did they pause it?
Click it.
There was six reports of rare and severe types of blood, whatever.
It's not a recall.
They paused it.
They stop people using it.
This is the type of thing where...
This is the type of argument where it's so obvious that AD realizes that he's in the wrong and he's just going to fight to the jet.
Because you're trying to tell us so many things that they're all wrong.
Did they pause it?
Did they pause it?
No, we just saw that there was no pause.
The thing with AD was saying earlier...
Yes, it did.
That was before the FDA even approved it.
Why would they fucking pause up then they hadn't approved?
It's not even proved now.
Johnson and Johnson is not approved, bro.
Yes, it is.
The article said that they lift them.
Lift the pause.
Can you click back on the John?
Your argument is now that because at one point there, because of a blood,
so if at one point there was a pause, but the pause was lifted,
you think that that's an argument.
Lift recommended pause.
Actually not being safe.
CDC recommended them to pause at Johnson and Johnson because of the bloodshend.
Following thorough safety review, it has been reinstated.
So that means they paused it for a reason.
So they could do a safety review and then they re-invented it.
Why do they give it a safety review?
Because people were getting.
rare blood conditions.
I wish you could understand how insane you sound.
It says it right there.
Let me just say,
you're looking in your face,
blatant.
It says the pause is recommended
as the reports of six cases
of a rare and severe type of blood
clot and individuals following the administrator.
If you were willing...
I just said blood clots and I said Johnson and Johnson.
If you were being honest with yourself,
you would look at this and realize that this is exactly what I said.
This goes directly against the point that you're trying to make,
but you're so committed to your point that you're willing to
a lie about the text that's on the street.
Now I'm lying. In front of us right now.
Now I'm lying when it says that FDA paused.
And then what does pause mean?
And they quickly lifted the pause.
Pause means fucking stop. What are you talking about?
Pause means you're gay.
So I'm a liar.
And then they immediately lifted it.
But you still, wait, wait, wait, wait.
You're trying to excuse us to make it as if.
So you're telling me.
You said to me, they didn't stop it.
Did they stop it?
Did they stop it?
Yes.
And then they did a thorough safety review and they reinstated it.
See it's a judge and just.
Come on.
Again, this is.
blatantly against your point
and you're trying to lie to my face
and tell me that this is in favor
of your argument?
How did I lie?
Because I said they paused it.
You're not just lying to me.
You're lying to everybody at home.
Did they liar?
You fucking liar.
Did they pausing? Yes or no?
I'm calling big you.
You're lying.
Did they pausing? Yes or no.
This is one of those things.
And then immediately reinstated it.
You just got to be like, dude,
I recommend being a vaccinated person
and I don't want to talk about this.
You shut the fuck up.
I ain't listening to you.
But vaccines are all types of different things.
So it was just like,
I recommend
you're in a vaccinated person.
There's actually one very specific thing.
And that's it.
Well,
but Lisa's good content.
Maybe.
People are going to be
interested in this conversation.
You guys want to.
By a cun hair.
Bro,
can we get to the next topic?
All right.
Be a little clava, man.
Please.
All right.
I hit the blunt all of a sudden.
I cooled out.
All right.
I'm going to just read.
I'm just read to y'all.
I can't take my hoodie up
because my fit's so fly.
I'm jealous.
It looks like Robesman's on your fit.
be honest.
Shut up.
Are those serial killers?
Yes.
Well, I think isn't it mostly like famous people that they had like,
I think that's what he said.
They're like famous cereal because these were the drawings to try to help.
Because whoever that nigg is, I don't know.
I don't like him.
Yeah, who's the guy who looks like a cartoon.
They look like Mohamed Ali.
This guy looks like the most fucking weird one.
It looks like a potato head.
Whenever I look at myself in the mirror, I look at this one and I'm like,
that is the creepiest Mohammed Ali ever.
Yeah.
And the guy below him.
The guy, the guy immediately to the, uh, to the left for me,
of the dude we're talking about
is so detailed
compared to the person
to the right of him
it's funny
because it's all different artists
I can't want to see
how the reaction videos it is
and it's probably like
it's all throughout history
so you got people like
drawn probably from the 60s
and 70s and then you got other people
that are drawn like last week
dude it'll be cool
if we can have a mugshot guy
come in here
and draw pictures of all of us
I've always wondered that
like
if somebody like did something
and I mean
80's gonna come here a snitch
but hypothetically
if you had
go into the police and describe the person
who did something to you. It's the hardest thing ever.
Don't you think like, like if I got
rock, like, okay,
I've looked at AD five million times.
Pause. If I had
to go to the cops right now and describe
AD to an artist, you can't describe me
in a team. I'm not going to be able, like, maybe I could
get something in the general ballpark
of what he looks like, but I'm not going to be able
to get something that really looks like him, right?
It's because, like, you know what AD's wearing, but you have
to describe the lines on his face
the way his nose looks.
It's like, yeah, it's like, you have to be a...
What kind of nose do I, guy?
Now I'm looking at it like...
A sexy nose.
No, I'm kidding.
I'm looking at his nose right now.
And I wouldn't be able to tell an artist how to draw his nose.
And I'm looking at it right now.
There's a piercing.
There's a piercing.
That's the only thing I can think to say.
He has a beard.
I mean, that's why tattoos are distinctive when they're like saying the shit.
But like, even with that, I watch a documentary on Netflix.
It's called Sons and Sam.
And it's cool.
You seen that shit.
But you see that the first, all the sketches that people were
saying they were like totally different people so that is let you know people can't uh describe people
describing people and people also have shitty memory hey bro it's funny too this fucking movie i just
watched called malignant right and it pissed me off because one of the scenes they told him they told
the guy to like age up a girl and they made like a photo copy of the person in the movie i was like
that shit is not realistic bro like it looked like a fucking photo real shit pissed him make her older and then
they drew her exactly exactly how she looked like
I found fucking Picasso's grandson to draw that shit probably.
Bro, it looked crazy.
I was like, this shit is not real.
Picasso's grandson.
You have to be a fucking talented person.
Have you ever seen a Picasso painting?
Because my dad used to always say, there was a guy who would always be sealing his driveway
down the street from us, you know, like taking the blacktop and like spreading it
all over your driveway to make it all thick and smooth.
My dad would be like, that guy down the street, he's like Picasso with his driveway.
And I would always be like, dad, have you ever looked at it?
Picasso's painting is like you would not want to park on a driveway that Picasso designed.
I think Mona Lisa, that's what they're trying to say.
Is that what you were thinking?
He didn't make Mona Lisa, didn't?
No, I'm just saying, like, usually people would be saying shit like that would be a better
example.
He treats it like the Mona Lisa.
I'm just saying Picasso because he was known as a talented artist.
Like, even his father, when he's, uh, Picasso's father said that when he saw his son paint
his first painting of a bird, he was like, my kid's going to be more talented than I am,
because he already saw the talent inside of him.
So it's just like, I'm just, I'm referencing his talent.
Every time I see my kid take a shit, I know she was born to take shit.
Oh my gosh.
She took one the other day.
She looked like a cliff bar.
You'd like pick it up and like embrace it?
I just took a bite.
Jesus Christ.
Wait, kid shits aren't solid though.
They're mostly liquidy.
Now because she eats food.
When she was just drinking milk, they were.
Bruh.
That sound effect was too real.
I hate the blowouts.
Those are the worst.
I haven't really had many of those yet.
What does a blowout?
Nigger, when that's up a,
Come up the size of the diaper.
And what do you do?
Just throw you in the water and just like rinse him off or something?
No, I think you got to wipe that shit off with the water.
You can give them a bath sometimes.
There's been a couple times parking shit or so bad with it.
Especially when you were like when you're fucking when you're like out somewhere and you can't go home, you just got to clean up.
You guys ever think about you're just dedicating your life to these kids that 16 years from now are going to be like, fuck you dad.
I fucking hate you.
That's all the time.
They don't happen in our community.
Get your ass whoop for that.
That's not true.
You guys have come a long way.
There's definitely some people who hate their moms.
No, I'm saying they don't say that.
In black, I'm yet to see a person in a black man.
Fuck you, mom.
We're going to my room.
They don't tolerate that shit.
I never had a room to go to me.
Where did you sleep?
I told you your Dobby.
I shared a room with my two sisters.
It was like three people in one tiny bit room.
So if I wanted some privacy, I would close my eyes.
Parents, why they were fucking so much?
Like, why they have to have so many fucking kids?
Wait, how many brothers did you got?
Two older sisters.
Oh, just three?
And honestly, bro, I remember walking into my parents two times and it was just like the worst shit ever.
They were doing all kinds of cool shit.
Not cool.
Well, it's just, yeah.
Come take this vodka spirit.
Bro, no.
It gets to a point where you're like, you feel guilty living there.
You're like, I ain't to get the fuck out of here, dude.
This is.
I'm guilty.
Wow.
Yeah.
Do you guys ever walk in on your parents having sex?
I walked in on my mom naked and seen her bush and that fucking just really just, oh.
I'm so glad that I didn't see my.
Bro, one time my sister was in a hospital bed,
and I fucking rushed to the hospital because she's, like, injured, right?
And I, like, I opened the hospital door,
and her bed is pointed right towards me,
and she's wearing the hospital gown.
And the first thing I see, I'm just like, God damn it.
I'm like, I went my, I went 23 years without seeing that.
I could have went with the rest of my life.
My sister, aka Josh's life.
No, but her bedroom was, like, right near my parents' bedroom,
where I slept in the basement.
I had my own little room down there where, like,
nobody was even close to me so I could kind of do whatever and they wouldn't know.
Can't smoke though.
But one time my sister heard my parents having sex and she came down while a couple of my
BMX homies were there and she told me what she heard my mom say to my dad while they
were having sex.
She was traumatized.
In front of my friends.
That is a level of traumatization where you just have to blurt out what you just saw to get it out.
Do you remember what it was?
Yes.
And I'm not going to say it.
Please say it.
Come on, please, please, please.
My parents are still alive, so I'm not going to do that.
But I would say, oh my God.
I would be lying if I said that my friends wouldn't still say it to me if they saw me right now.
Like, they made fun of me with that thing that my sister said in front of them for, like, multiple decades after that, they thought it was so funny.
I wouldn't be surprised if some of your friends used that same line on their girls later in the future.
They're probably saying it to their girl right now.
I already want to know now.
I'll tell you off camera.
All right.
It's not even like it was anything bad.
I'm like, you take this hanky-panky, baby.
Think about it.
No, I wish it was funny like that.
That would have been amazing.
East Coast, snowy bikes.
Something along those lines.
You know it's only snowy for like half the year or like less than half the year, right?
Basically most of the year.
Come get this Mr. Plow.
Mr. Plow.
That's my name.
That name again is Mr. Plow.
Are your pipes frozen again?
Let me clear them.
Hey, baby.
You want to come get this plow?
I got a cool jacket, bitch.
If you're a girl says on hood.
but after recommending sex to her, that's hot.
That's all I gotta say.
If I had a girl,
if my girlfriend said on anything after things that she said,
that would be a reason for concern.
I don't like girls with ad libs.
Like, you know, when you're around a girl
and she'd be saying like, you feel me all the time?
I'm like, listen, bitch, you ain't mozzy.
I'm not, talk normal, brother.
I don't want you gang banging while we're just like kicking it in bed.
Like, you can't have an on hood or a on crit or whatever it is.
Like, I just, if you're like a woman and you're sleeping with me, you got to nix
that from your, maybe when we go back to your hood day, you can bring that back.
A lot of women.
But not in bed.
A lot of women be doing that shit too.
Honestly, it would be so funny.
It would probably mean a lot if you heard like, hey, I've never felt like this about anyone
else I've ever met before on hood.
I will.
I think I'm saying anything like that.
Do you say on anything?
Yeah, look at her face.
I'm a dead looks.
You feel like, yo, that's hot.
Oh, every day.
I hear it.
You do hear it?
Yeah.
What do you mean?
Like, you know.
Like, third, like, schizophrenia?
Like, you just like, you just hear voices?
What do you tell your parents about what you do here?
My daddy think I work for the Jump Network.
What is that?
Is it a basketball thing or something?
I don't know who it is.
Interesting.
Jump by T-Mobile?
You didn't feel the need to correct them and be like,
no, it's called No Jumper Dead.
You don't even have the name right.
And they interview porn star.
and you leave.
I would prefer that he doesn't Google it.
You don't want him to Google it?
What?
He'll probably be a fan.
Mm-mm.
You don't think your dad would like this?
My daddy don't even know about Whole Fessions.
I think he'd be more concerned about that.
Yeah.
He just came to something I did recently when I did the Revost Show.
Oh.
And what did he say?
He was like a little like, uh.
What about your mom?
Does she know about November?
Yeah, my mom knows everything.
What's you think?
She thinks.
He likes comments and subscribes?
No.
She's not a technology.
Can you at least teach her about the like button?
And the comment phone?
It would honestly really mean a lot.
Honestly, I'm glad my parents don't know about any of that stuff.
Yeah, Miss Gina.
Miss Miss Miss Miss Miss Miss.
My mom too.
Shout out to all the vaccinated moms.
I remember a long time ago, I, uh...
My mom had a conversation with me about OnlyFans the other day.
What she said?
I can't remember, but she just like said something like acknowledging that she like knows what the only fans is.
I'm like, oh, that's new.
I was gonna ask.
But she know you do porn, though, right?
She definitely knows and definitely has never said anything about it at all ever.
My mom is so polite.
Bro.
You know what sucks?
My daddy's seen a picture of me with a little situation though.
He liked that.
Oh, he told me I need to start being trashy.
And like, I got like paragraphs and stuff.
You got little sisters.
Yeah, y'all look up to you.
You've been acting so.
Didn't make you doubt your Hodem?
Hohom.
Well, she was a hofession.
I just know he'll be that.
What did you say to your dad?
You'd be like, oh, sorry.
You need to be more open, dad.
No, I just told him I'm grown.
I pay my own rent and my bills.
Can't say nothing after that.
That's real.
I haven't been in his house since I was 17.
Yeah, it's just like guys make money from their physical strength.
They can lay bricks, you know.
Girls can make money from their beauty.
Lay bricks.
It's just like, it's like there's differences.
I love one.
I like that.
They can lay bricks.
They pick berries.
They pick berries.
Can a woman lay a brick?
Can a woman pick up?
a two pound piece of cement and place it on some wet cement and women can lay
with it.
I have to say I've worked as an appliance installer for two years and I've never seen a
woman appliance installer.
It is such a difficult, fucking exerting, like dangerous job that I've never seen a woman.
I mean, I know girls that work at the oil refinery, bro, so.
That's crazy.
That's not crazy.
Two home girls that work there.
I don't blame the women who don't want to be kitchen.
repair people.
It's a shitty job.
I hated it.
I don't think every...
It's dangerous, too.
Every industry needs to be diversified.
I agree.
But that's what I'm saying is like, men are able to make, you know, get those jobs because
of their physical strength.
Women are able to show off their body and make a little extra money.
You know what I thought was one of the funniest things ever is that like a couple years
after I left New Hampshire, there was like shit in the newspaper like New Hampshire is
introducing new initiatives to try to bring more black people to New Hampshire.
And I'm reading this in the newspaper like,
what's their initiatives?
Why the fuck would a black person want to move to New Hampshire?
Like I'm trying to think of like all the reasons why you might move somewhere and I'm like,
I really don't think white people are going for this one.
Just anyone in general.
Anyone in general.
I don't really see why would move to New Hampshire.
Black people are particularly like you would think a lot of black people probably want to be around
other black people.
There's one reason to not move to New Hampshire is that there's almost no black people
there.
And I mean, it feels like maybe they should just accept that.
Only like you ever see certain.
towns, they'd be like, we'll pay
somebody a certain amount of money if they're residents
here. That's the only way I can see people
just like trying to jump and go somewhere. The only reason
I could see me moving to New Hampshire is like
The logic is so bizarre. I don't know too much
about New Hampshire, but I feel like if I moved there,
there I wouldn't have to deal with like many neighbors.
Like I would just be by myself in the middle
of a forest. Right. But the thing
is that there's probably like a lot of places
that you could live if you just wanted to sort of
be to yourself. Like that's easy.
My brother lives in Connecticut. He's like
I mean, not Connecticut, Delaware. He said Delaware. He said
Delaware is just quiet.
Yeah.
That seems kind of like, I don't know.
Delaware?
Seems scary because at night it's like...
My nigga, have you ever heard you were square from Delaware?
That's like, where they consider squareness?
Can I tell you about some Delaware trauma?
Age.
When I was 19, I had some friends in a band,
and they asked me if they could use my credit card to rent a van to go on tour for a week.
And I let them.
And they got like multiple...
They like blasted through like multiple...
Red lights.
No, the fucking
the pay things on the highway.
Oh, a toll.
The tolls.
They blasts to the tolls and you pay it.
So then I got the bill in the mail and that's when I realized you should never let anyone.
What is Connecticut to do with that?
You should never trust anyone ever.
I was so pissed.
I think I got them to pay me back too.
Was it in Connecticut?
They paid you back?
It was in Delaware.
So for years and years and years, I'm getting like shit in the mail saying I owe all this money to Delaware and I just ignored it.
And that was like 20 years ago now.
So I'm assuming that seven years ago.
I don't know.
Maybe if I go back there and I get pulled over, I'm fucked.
You probably got an outstanding warrant in Delaware.
Honestly, that's the awesome part about the United States
that a lot of people out of country don't realize
is you can go to some state
cause fucking havoc, leave
and never go back to that state again.
There's a lot of crimes that carry over.
Except murdering somebody.
There's certain crimes that will carry over,
but there's a lot of shit that you can do
in certain states and just never return every kid.
When I left New York in 2010,
I fucking got a ticket for riding my bike on the side.
which happened to me multiple times but this one happened to me right before I left so I didn't pay it
So every time I go to New York now I'm thinking like if a cop pulls is over and runs my ID am I gonna have a
I have to go spend the fucking weekend in jail just because I
You're because of that but but like I mean it's been 11 years they're like hey Adam your ticket has a
Cummute accumulated to 20 years in jail
He's gonna go to 20 years and pay $50,000 sorry, but I think about but that's what's weird is that like when I lived in New York I was out
riding BMX bikes every day.
So, like, me getting my, my license
ran to see if I had warrants was like,
that would probably happen, like, every couple weeks,
you know, it was like not a big deal.
Now, if I go back to New York, the odds of me
even talking to a cop
are, like, really close to zero.
Unless you're riding around, like,
for a week straight. If I was riding bikes,
yeah, then maybe. But even that, I mean,
I'm probably just going to ride away if the cop pulls up,
you know. I still got a warrant for a train ticket
here?
You were doing some Brian Puppers?
Honestly, I have the same thing where like every time I get a cop asking for my name, I get scared.
He just started telling a story and then you start telling a story.
I apologize.
I apologize.
I apologize.
I apologize.
Adi.
Hey, no, it's good.
But no, every time I'm like, well, I haven't been pulled over in like so long, but fucking
a cop would be like, you know you have a warrant.
I'll be like, oh, I do officer, but it's so low, it's like $10,000 or something.
For what?
For a train ticket?
You have to pay 10K for something on the train?
No, you don't have to pay 10K, but basically.
Basically, like, if I was to go to jail for it, it's really, like, no reason.
Like, I don't even think that's a fucking day.
Like, I can pay what, $100 and bailout or whatever.
So did you used to hop on the train without paying the ticket and just say, fuck it?
I don't say, yes, that wasn't me, but, you know, I just took it.
Yo, you never, have you even been, like, to jail?
Yeah, I'm going to jail a couple times.
But for, like, a couple days?
The longest was, like, a week and a half, two weeks, something like that.
Does that feel like you, like, haven't really, like, got the full game experience?
Oh, if I go now, I got some fades to run.
You probably have a break time now.
Really?
Like, people who are locked out that you have problems with?
I mean, it's by default and shit like that when you, you know, come from where I come from.
But it is.
Honestly, like, talking to people like Brick Baby and Krip Mac about going to jail really has, like, made me a lot less nervous about what it would be like.
But one of the realizations is that, like, you got a fight.
So, I mean, if you're from the streets, you have certain shit you have to do.
Seema makes it seems.
It's so casual.
What?
When you first get in there?
Oh, he's talking about the holding tank.
But you're tickling.
The tinkling.
The fluffy fingers.
No, but.
It's like a three-fade or a two-fade minimum or something like that.
Jesus Christ.
What if you don't want to fight?
What if you just want to be friends?
You said Jesus Christ, if you get put on a gang, there's going to be a lot more than that.
Wait, I don't get it.
You know how you get put on the gang?
How?
You get jumped by a gang of people.
You get beat in.
But what if you come in and you're like,
like guys I'm I'm a comedian I just want to make you laugh would you still get your
ass well you think less of me if I went in PC no you're you're a figure yeah I couldn't
I couldn't go I couldn't go piece you mean you got a figure niggas are fucking you
clown you think it's fucked up the soldier boy did in LA jail that's a tricky one he
wouldn't out of town if he went and and was in population he would have gained so much
respect people would still be talking about it I think didn't wang going and um I know boozy
Shore was in a regular.
For real?
Yeah.
Boozy wasn't PC.
If I went to jail, I would shit myself until they put me in the insane part.
That was one.
You asked to stay there.
Just throw pooping people on that.
But that was one thing that amazed me was that Draco was like, yeah, I saw Soldier Boy
in PC.
And I was like, oh, I didn't ever realize that, like, the people in the population could
see who was in PC.
I would think they would be completely separated.
Not only do they see, but they talk to security guards and the security guards will leak information
to them telling them, like.
Like, yo, this person does this, this person.
Like, information flies.
I feel like I would go to population and I feel like I would regret it.
Even when you call, like when certain homies are called me and I hear that at a day in the medical bay or something else, I'd be like, hmm.
Because usually people do stuff when they're scared, you know what I mean?
So somebody calls me and they call them from a certain unit of the job.
I'd be like, hmm.
And I called the homies.
I'd be like, hey, he may be all bad.
Oh.
You're in the game like that, huh?
I mean, this is in the past.
Have you ever been to the drunk tank?
Oh, my God.
You should have been.
Nobody deserves it more than you.
Bro, I ain't going to lie.
Almost everybody that I've hung with all have at least one D.
He never got one, never got one, bro.
And I hate to say, and it's terrible kids, don't never do it,
but I used to test the waters almost every night.
While working here, yeah.
Yeah, for sure.
Yeah.
I mean, that's pretty obvious.
Yeah.
The first beer.
And my mom, you know, what made me really stop is my mom, like, call me the next day,
blowing my phone up.
And I answered, she was like, Arman, do not drink and drive ever again.
She said she had, like, a vivid dream that I fucking either died or I got seriously
injured in a car accident because I was drunk driving.
And that made me was like, oh, swear to God.
But that was around the same time that you got told by the doctor you had to stop drinking?
It was, like, like, kind of around.
on the same time.
The better sweet part about drinking and driving is like you're not going to notice your death.
You're just going to, you know, you're going to be so blacked out that you won't even notice
dying.
It's not like you're necessarily going to die immediately.
And also like, I mean, if you're going to die, it doesn't really matter if you're drunk
or not, right?
You're dying.
Yeah.
I feel like the immediateness plays in a, plays a part.
I would much rather die immediately.
Exactly.
But realistically, it's like if I'm like drunk while, really being drunk is going to make your
body all loose and you're, I think, more likely to survive.
But it's like.
The problem is not with you.
It's like that you might injure someone else.
You might hit someone in a car who has a kid or, you know,
it's almost like something else we just talked about.
Yeah.
Oh, God.
Anyway, I get it for the first and last time.
I freaking dozed off for like probably like five seconds.
That's definitely.
And then I woke back up and I'm like, oh my fucking.
On the freeway.
I was on the frown coming from.
Blueface took us off to the strip club.
Now you didn't
incriminated
Blueface.
What like that?
Blueface.
Are you now admitting that you're
a part of Blueface's
harem?
Dog.
I am a part of staff.
Okay.
No,
that is one funny thing
about Gina though
is that
she's the girl
with the Ho Fessions
channel and stuff.
I mean,
hey,
could have fooled me.
Can I come on
from a whole page?
She doesn't do any like,
you know,
she doesn't like
do no nasty stuff
around all the
I don't see her flirts.
with the guests and stuff.
She's very professional, though.
That's true.
She's all about her shit.
That's why she was a good recommendation.
Perthage.
Holphections is just a character.
Okay.
It's like, it's like Miley Cyrus and Hannah Montana.
What's the most ridiculous
whole fashion you've ever heard where you're just like,
what?
Oh, I got one.
Me and AD heard one yesterday.
Oh, my God.
You say yours that I'm saying mine.
He didn't hear a lot.
This girl, she sees.
a dude on Instagram and he was like,
it was an LA little like up and coming person.
And they was like following each other,
flirting back and forth,
sending hard eyes.
Sounds like me.
This don't,
all right.
So then they went to Vegas for a day in Vegas
and she met up with them.
And I want to say they like,
I think they was like about to have the threesome
or they like had the threesome.
But in the middle,
of it, the dudes start like
doing their thing together.
Wait, what do you mean? She was about
to fuck the dude and his homie? Oh, so she
thought she was having a three or two guys.
She was doing it to him and then
it was like, can my homie? He started just jerking the homie off too?
Can my homie come in? And then she was just like,
all right, fuck it, we in Vegas. But then they started
doing shit to each other? Yes. Oh,
this is an artist?
I don't know.
I don't know who it is. No, but you said
that's a upcoming L.A. rapper. That's what she said.
Oh, my God.
So then when I dropped a story,
everybody called.
So many names just crossed my mind that I wanted to say.
And I mean, it was like, no, no, no, no.
Don't say no name.
But, like, everybody was calling me.
Like, just tell me if it's one of my homies.
Like, just tell me.
I'm like, I don't fuck.
Because the stories are anonymous.
Already a gang member, though.
She could have just made it up too, right?
Exactly.
She could have made it up.
I don't fucking up.
So the other day, me and AD are doing a podcast,
and this is a podcast that's coming out on Patreon.
I'm not telling you guys which one.
it is so you got to just copped the
Patreon or the only fans and you're going to hear this
story from a girl
coming out soon. I asked her
she's young, she's like 22, I asked
her what's your craziest thing
that ever happened to you because she said that she had a one
week period where she went to Florida and she was
doing porn, right? She had an agent who
was lining up these porn shoots for her and shit.
That's the place to do it, I guess. She
drives three hours
to go do a scene with this guy.
Jesus. She pulls up.
Three hours. He's 65 years old.
Keep in mind she's like 18 or 19
He fucks her for four hours
Does everything she said no everything she said eight hours
No no she does four hours then they're like done scene one
And he's like oh okay now scene two
And he's got her there for what was it eight ten hours or twelve hours or
12 hours fucking her a 65 year old man just going crazy on it just setting his camera up
It's just him
I'm like
He had a lot of stamina
This dude
$1,200
He's videographer
Sound coordinator
Director, producer
Editor
And talent
And talent
Imagine being
Imagine being a 65 year old man
And you've got an 18 year old chick
Doing all this for you
For a hundred bucks an hour
This dude's got life figured out
Man
Because you're paying an escort
Way more than that
That's literally
Honestly
it's weird to say but I'd rather
She said he wouldn't stop
She'd rather see a
She was tickling him
She said he was tickling her
No she was tickling him
He wanted to be held down and tickle so who knows
What kind of freaky ass shit is doing
I'd rather see a passionate old person
Than a boring, depressed
Giving up on Life old person
He is dedicated to his life
That's dedication dude
I wish I could apply that mentality towards my skateboarding
Or work
I think part of how we got there in the
conversation is I was saying that if I paid for a prostitute, like if I paid for a girl to come
through for six hours, I'm going to pretty much want to be like in my mind that is like I want
to get the best value for my dollars.
For your book.
Let's fuck for six hours.
Like I'm just trying to like get my full six hours worth of money or whatever.
That guy had the same mentality apparently.
Have you ever fucked with six hours?
Off a lot of alcohol and cocaine.
Yeah.
Honestly like, sober, no.
I feel like this guy's going to live to 120 years old.
If his heart can withstand.
hours of erection at 65 years old.
Yeah, right?
He's going to live for a long time.
All the camera for real.
This guy is on Viagra.
Like, I mean, 99% chance.
There's some performance enhancing drugs involved.
So think about yourself.
You're 65 years old.
You've retired.
You worked at Coles for 50 years.
You get yourself a little condo in Florida.
What are you going to do with your fucking pension?
You buy camera credit.
Every month, you get a couple of girls that come down.
Papa Viagra.
to set up your DSLR, you eat
them out for 12 hours.
And imagine this guy's got it figured out.
And his friends probably ain't getting no ass.
And then he has all the homies come over and they watch the videos of him
fucking her for 12 hours.
Because that's the one thing I forgot to ask her is did those videos ever come out anywhere?
Wow.
Because I kind of doubt it.
You know what strangely comes to mind is like,
what if he had some sort of wife that passed away a couple of years ago and he
meets her in the afterlife and has to explain all these Excel post her?
She's like,
You only waited six hours
To fucking other bitch
We interviewed a girl the other day
Who was talking about how she was fucking
She had a client as an escort
And that he was trying to like
Sexter while he was in the hospital
While his wife was dying
And he didn't give a fuck
He's laughing about it and shit
And trying to sext her and jack off
While sexting her
With his wife dying right there
No, no fuck all that
I made a joke
to one of the Patreon girls
you gotta watch
I said
oh your mom
should make an only fan
she was like well
my mom does have only fans
I was like what
she goes
we used to have a split page together
where we'd have contact both of you
and I'm like you're hooking up
your mom
she's like not really separate things
but she said her mom
got rid of her only fans
for some reason
that's insane dude
it's like sometimes
you look at the way you look at life
and you're like
you know there's certain borders
that wouldn't cross
that's too crazy
but then you're
You hear stories of like that and you're just like, you're like, why do I care about anything?
Yeah.
Yeah.
You know?
Your mom could have an only fan.
And it's like, you have to be a mature person to go to school through that and be like, dude, you know?
That's what I'm afraid of.
Get the fuck out of here, dude.
I don't care.
No, not just you.
Just all kids in general, like moms are only fans.
Like, you got to have thick skin, bro, because kids, like, I know Parker's going to be all right.
She's going to be, she's going to be.
That's the great part is that by the time my kid is, like, old enough to.
get bullied for her parents having sex
on the internet. We're going to be old as I'm not
going to be doing fucking porn when I'm 50 years old.
But it's not as bad because at least she
can say my mom and dad do it together.
And they did it and now they like made all this
fucking money and now they don't have to do it anymore.
I'm talking about the ones that have like different
men come in and oh you know what I'm saying?
I feel like by that time no one's going to be bullying
for that type of stuff. It's going to be so
common. Exactly. That's
that I think. It's like no one's going to even blink
and eye at it.
it's like I don't know dude
how would you feel your mom had it right now
I don't know dude
you know what's funny though is like
there's actually
I would cop
you definitely one friend that I had
in elementary school
I had no idea my whole time
going to elementary school
but her mom was a porn star
the whole time I was in elementary school
with her and I remember her coming to
parent teacher conferences
she came to like everything
she was super
she was super involved with her daughter's
scholastic
career, but I had no idea she was a porn star. And later in high school, I found out she was a
porn star. And like, she apparently still continues her career or something like that. But like,
I never knew, you know, but she was still a great mom, still was there for everything. Like everything,
my dad never showed up to any parent teacher conference. Never show up to, hey, my parents, I mean,
my teachers would complain about my grade. My dad would never show up. My mom would always show up,
and her mom would always be there. And I never even knew that. It's almost like porn stars are people.
It's like, that's what I'm saying.
That's what I'm saying 50 years from now, no one's going to care, dude.
Or 30 years, 20 years from now.
I'm just kidding.
But that is the thing you wonder about, though, is like, my kid is probably going to grow up thinking that, like, for somebody to be an adult model, let's say, is like not that big a deal.
By the time she knows what's going on, she's going to be way more open-minded than everybody else's kids because she's just going to know what the fuck is going on in the world more so.
So but then you go to school and all of a sudden you're around a bunch of fucking boneheads and like people that don't know anything about how you grew up or don't know anything about.
Especially in public school.
It's like that is the weird part, bro.
That's so scary to send your kid to school knowing how much bad information there is out there that they could be taken in like not.
And from so many different angles and ways too, you know, you don't know how many people are going to be telling your kids stupid shit about what to eat or what to think or what to listen to.
I don't want my kid go to school.
All of a sudden she listened and a redacted.
That's when like the parenting comes into place and then you as a person as that kid get to, you know,
like get to like distinguish between stupid ideas and good ideas because there's friends I made in high school
where I did not agree with their lifestyle choices or what the stuff that they did.
But I found them as a good friend and we would hang out together.
But I didn't fucking do meth with them or fucking do all these fucking things with them.
But I would hang out with them because I thought they were a cool person.
You know what I should.
I should.
But I'm just saying it's just like I feel like that's the stuff you do as an adult when you get older.
is like realize who are the people that you can like look up to and not look up to.
And how do you raise a kid to know that like, yeah, like you can have friends that are like
doing weird drugs and getting all fucked up doing all kinds of stupid shit, but that's not you.
Like that you don't need to do that just because they're doing that.
Man, that is a challenge.
That's a real challenge, especially now because everything and like kids have so much at their disposal now.
Like, I would imagine just even fight videos, bro.
Like, the fact that kids are in school now recording their cells fighting and shit too is like,
that shit's going to live on the internet forever and shit.
I got a homie who's like an older like-
I got squabbles on Facebook.
You do?
MySpace.
Ooh, I would love to see that.
Vice Space Squabbles.
No.
Gina's MySpace Squabbles.
That's an only fan's out cop.
The, uh, fuck what I was going to say.
Squabbles only fans, just for little fights.
in the bathrooms. Squabble fans.
Squabble fans. No, we were talking about...
Squabble squad. No, no, okay. I have a homie.
He was like a BMX dude. He used to be a pro. He's probably like 40 years old.
And he does like real estate and shit. And he's like at this fucking school, right?
Like he's like looking at a house that he's like selling or whatever, like doing real estate shit with.
Okay.
All these kids start running out of the high school across the street sprinting.
And he just pulls out his phone and starts filming it because he can't believe what he's seeing because it looks so crazy.
And he like doesn't really know what's going.
on but then he hops online later and sees that a bunch of kids got into a fight in the hallway
and one kid pulls out a gun and ends up shooting one of the kids three times and like is there's a
video of it like he saw this happening he films the kids road across the street and then he tunes
into the local news and gets to watch the video of the fucking fight I'm like bro this country is out
of goddamn control and I was thinking about posting the video of all the kids running on the
school on Twitter but I'm like
I was like, does this even stand out to people?
Like, is some random kid getting shot at school?
Like, is that even, like, news these days?
I didn't even know how to write the caption
because it didn't feel like it was even newsworthy.
Dude, the thing that No Jumper posted earlier today
about the two kids who were planning another Columbine in Florida
and got caught, one of them was 14, one of them was 15.
They really was like planning it?
They were planning it.
They were like 12?
14, 15 years old.
And you know, what's even crazier is like they got caught,
arrested, take it to the fucking police station
and their moms are like,
both their moms are like my mom my kid would never do this blah blah
they only got 21 days in juvenile prison
and apparently they're going to go back to court so they might face more
penalties but it's just like they literally only have to spend
20 you know less than a month in prison and then they
they get out listen I want my government watching every
goddamn text message those kids send for the rest of their
fucking life I want their computer hacked
monitored they need to be on every goddamn list
possible because those kids are problematic
yeah because if something happens they're going to
sit there and say, oh, they only gave
him this amount. That's like, even like watching a
1090 Jake thing with a,
what is your homie name that the rapper? His girlfriend
was taken. A germ.
Yeah, germ. Like, when I heard about the guy that did this
shit, how much he
got away with for him
to even be out, he shouldn't have been out
on the street. Bro. At all,
L.A. is on another level of that too as well.
Like touching children, like
doing all type of crazy shit. For him to even be on the street was
crazy for him to go commit a commit a murder it was fucking crazy you want to know something insane
i had to tell act about 1090 jake he didn't know about him i sent him some random like
thing of 1090 jake and i like just and i said i'm like this motherfucker inherited the lane
that you started and he was like fucking killing it with it and he was like kind of like not even
he didn't know and i'm like this is like crazy i didn't know either i'm like act this is your type of
shit right here you're gonna love it it's the fucking best youtube channel you want to know about what
was going on the streets.
When I go through my, when I'm signed in on No Jumper and I go through the
subscriptions, I see a bunch of stuff that never gets recommended to my channel where I'm
like, wow, this is like deep cut shit.
What's so funny though is the TV in the garage where I work out is my girl's YouTube
account.
So her shit is just getting infected on the regular basis with my shit.
Or like when you watch Mad Kid videos for your kid on YouTube and that takes over your
home page.
I don't even sign in no more.
That cocoa melon.
Oh my god
That's funny
It's nuts
Brough you guys are gonna be tapped at
Especially you Adam you're gonna be tapped in with the kids fucking content
His kid's only a year older than mine
Yeah
You guys gonna be fucking tapped in for a minute with the kids content
It is cool because you just get to find out about this whole different world of content
That like you would never ever think about
A lot of people will not know about
I did it with my daughter like man she was going crazy for certain shit
But we don't really show my kid like cartoons really
We put on Coca-Mell and once in a blue moon
we mostly just play music for her.
And I, like, that's what's tight is that the shit that she freaks out over is like different, like mostly classic rock songs.
But the other day, I played the Young Thug NPR concert in front of her.
She was dancing.
The tiny desk thing.
She was loving it.
And then we were playing Blink 1282 in front of her and stuff because that young thug thing, it sounds like straight up pop punk.
And I'm like, like, my kid was freaking out.
I'm like, oh, this is our energy.
Her vibes are pop punk.
I got plenty of pop punk.
You got yourself a young Aver-Levin.
dude.
Bro, my daughter was so much of a fan about Jojo Seawah, bro.
She went crazy for her.
She don't give a fuck anymore?
Nah, she's just over it.
But at the time when Jojo Seawall first came out, she was hype.
Man, Christmas time, she said she went Jojo Seawar stuff.
I go to the fucking mall.
I went to at least four stores, my nigga that she had merchandise there.
It was a girl's clothing store.
She had her own bowls and clothes.
Pass a year.
Then I go to Tar.
She has fucking figures and stuff and dolls and stuff.
I go to another store.
She has a coll- I'm like, this girl is fucking.
She's making so much money.
Do you hear something crazy is like maybe a month ago,
I was heading to Adam's house and around this area,
I fucking see Jojo Siwa and her Tesla, which is wrapped.
Thanks for letting people know when he drives.
And a bunch of, no, everyone knows where she drives.
Her face is all over the outside of it.
Which if I'm Joe Siwa, and keep of mind,
I'm like one hundredth as famous as her,
that's the last thing I would ever want to be driving.
Funny is I wanted, I was like, I wanted to search up Jojo Siwa's car just to make sure that was her car.
I search it up and I get an article literally from like a day, I think it was the day I saw her, her car gets egged.
Because people recognize her car.
I subscribe to the Hollywood Fix on YouTube and every day there's a different clip of JoJo Siwa literally like getting out of her car and walking into a restaurant.
And it's like, 300,000 views.
It's so pointless.
And I'm like, I cannot believe that there's really someone.
who films this.
And watches.
And there's a market for this.
Just to see her just walking for like 10 feet.
It's nuts.
Honestly, those views are going to go way up in like a hundred years.
Like if YouTube is still around, it's crazy.
Like when I watch the old Nardwar interviews where he's interviewing Kurt Cobain,
I'm like watching a glistening eyes like, wow, like this is old school as shit.
You know what I mean?
And DJ Vlad's talk about this before where he's like, he's like, when I make content now,
he's like, I don't care about what people think about it now.
He's like, I care what people are going to think about it 100 years, 200 years from now,
because the Internet's going to be around for a long time.
And just like, you know, people are going to see like, oh, this is that girl who's making
hell of bread at 15 years old in 2020 or 2019.
Like are people going to watch this podcast 100 years from now?
Probably.
Probably a lot of other podcasts more than this one.
But yeah.
Why say that?
I don't know.
I mean, this is just like a random episode of the No Jumber Show.
But that does surprise me that I'll see random episodes that I know got like 100K or 150K
when they came out in like the first week
and now they have like 300 or 400k
so people just ended up going back to random episodes
people always do there that's pretty crazy
you're a podcast dude i remember looking at yours a while ago
it was like at 3040k
and then the interview yeah the interview
and then after at the end of the day and the jumper show
and all this stuff it was like at 150k i was like damn hell
if you look at the analytics on his interview it's so weird
how the algorithm will just decide to show it
to 20 000 people in a day and then it'll sort of go back to normal
bro but when i when i put in my name it's before music videos and everything now it's just like
pangh like right there legendary i mean yeah that's once like old content that's one thing you
start to realize is that like old content is epic as fuck like you really gonna go pee again i hate you
he pees every hour what is wrong with him i was like that too we're doing this
doing the gallon all every day.
That shit has been,
I've been falling off of that at all.
But yo,
it's like NFTs.
The older it is,
the cooler it is.
The fact that like,
yo,
like if I interview somebody
and they don't do nothing
in their career just stalls the fuck out,
but then like 10 years later,
they kill somebody and go to jail,
guarantee everybody watching that interview
to see what the fuck he was like 10 years earlier.
Well, sure.
And that's like a sinister conclusion to his life.
but like, you know, say that dude becomes the mayor.
I mean, who the fuck cares?
But maybe they become a really cool mayor.
Has somebody done that?
Like, they had like either a business deal in, they were like, hey, can we delete that old video?
Sometimes I don't fuck up the money.
I'm like, no.
Mostly I'm like, no.
It's not happening.
Can I do anything about that?
I don't know.
I don't think if it is, he ain't go to it.
Because like Danny Mullen is, or not Danny Mullen.
Danny Duncan is huge now.
He's got the story and as a Supreme and everything.
everything he's fucking huge and he asked me to delete our old interview and it's like bro
that is legendary that i have a fucking interview from that time period in your life why the
fuck would i delete that i can't delete that it's just legendary i would need a really really
good reason and uh you know i ain't seen it so i think we've uh established what we came here to do
it's an interesting episode definitely interesting episode there's definitely a point where
People are going to think that me and you are like not cool anymore.
And then we go back to normal and they're going to be like confused about that as well.
This happens all the time.
You can have a debate with your homie.
You feel I have that people to think that when people get upset, that means that you like,
you really hit them at the core.
We should have faked a fight with that too.
No, I ain't doing the more fake fights on here.
No more.
That was a legendary era.
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