No Jumper - The No Jumper Show Ep. 114

Episode Date: September 29, 2021

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This is the most excited been to podcast in a while. Because you went somewhere? Oh, your mic's not plugged in. Nice one. Nice one. He's trying to silence me on purpose this time. Wait a minute. It is plugged in.

You're trying to silence me on purpose. Look, you're trying to silence me on purpose. I always trying to hold up. God damn, Yuri. Didn't even answer the phone. Didn't even answer the phone. No, no, he called back. I apologize for not picking up the phone last time.

Apologizing for deleting. episode. No, Josh said it's still on the server. No, but wait, did you not tell me

that you deleted it? Yuri is a king of disinformation and misinformation and misinformation. You know what? And cisinformation. I do want to apologize for speaking on Yuri

while he wasn't here. Oh, that's fine. We do that all the time. Yeah, I know. But you know what? I'm a man of my word

and I like to, I like to have, like, give the other person a chance to say their rebuttal. But he didn't pick up the phone. so it's his own fault.

But Josh had his back, though. He said his phone was dead. No, I just wasn't watching that. Yeah, I mean, why would, like, do you think I sit at home and watch the episodes when I'm not here? You should. I do.

Do you really? When I'm out of town, all that. Really? Look at my phone and my cell phone. Because he has to make sure that nobody says anything about him. Well, the last time, it was like the whole OT and Yassie people's going on. And I wasn't here. I was like, I got to make sure when I come back, I'm prepared.

You know, when we had the whole conversation about blank person not liking you, I think that we forget that the main. reason why they didn't like you was because you acted like a fucking asshole on the podcast with O.T. I didn't act like a asshole. Well, I think in their perspective. I think that was where there started to be some stress there, wasn't I? We're friends

now. It's so obvious who are you talking about? Well. I don't think it's obvious to the people at all. I don't know. Okay. Yeah. No. We're friends now. But I feel like that and you don't drink anymore and that was like, that was like, you've never been that drunk on podcast. Yes, I have. I've been worse.

Really? Hell yeah. You were acting like a total cheesehead in that episode. I think my first or second episode, I was like slammed. Really? Yeah, because I was trying to like get the shit together. I didn't know what the fuck was going to happen and shit. Interesting.

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I've been seeing everybody having those. Your brother Kiki was lugging one of those around all weekend in Florida and just taking drags out of it the whole fucking time. I don't know what that was. I thought he had like a little mango juice that he just couldn't get rid of. No, he was, your brother is a big, big nicotine head. I never noticed. Stop.

Seriously. He smokes. Oh, what? The high rollers! What? What? I want to fucking hear it anymore. Size 13, holy shit, I might never take them off.

No, no. These are the ones I bought? No, because you, I expedited order before you bought them. So now you basically got two pair on the way. Wow. Well, I want a different pair of these. Well, you already bought the other ones. I bought these, didn't know?

I don't know, but where did you run to? To the car, sorry. Housebowl! You forgot to bring them in? Yeah, you know, I just, you just, you know, I just, I was like, I'll might as well do this now. This is hard. I'm in the building.

You can't even buy none. I know, right? Yeah, give me some fucking money. Now I'm gonna buy them. I actually have a lot of money in my parking right now. Look here. He's like, where's mine? I pay for.

Get the fuck out here. We ought to a good start this episode. Great start. And now House phones back so we can actually. Okay. Yeah, sorry. Should I wear these? How do I look?

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Bring them in. Yeah. Have them coming in. Yuri, can you grab him real quick? I'm so on the couch. You just like, I hate that house. Jonah?

Jonah? I hate that. Did he say that? Yeah. It's Jonah. Yeah, no. Cyberspace. Okay.

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I saw picture this. And we could tell the whole story of this week. Picture AD posted up. It's like, No, I don't want to hear this. 11 o'clock in the morning. Oh my God. Getting the most intricate beard trim slash haircut.

He was all in your face with the camera like this close. I know. AD said the N word in a very funny way when I was filming that. He was like, nigger. Yeah, the way you like whispered it. It sounded so weird.

I was like, I never heard someone say that. Because I think he was getting his beard. You're lined up so you can't talk all the way. So he's like, yeah, he was fucking scared because I was actually going to bong him in the head with my phone camera. What is bong? Bung. Bong. Nah, bro.

I think you would have got up and slapped the shit out of him. I just wanted to touch the camera to your head, pause. But then I started to get stage fright as I got closer and closer. You should have. I had a little cup of hot Joe on my hand. I would have went, gee. Hot Joe. Anyway.

Anyway. Yeah, what's up, man? Are you guys going to talk about your guys trip? We got to tell you about this way here because it was such a fucking, you know, I was thinking about this is this is what made it so weird is that I'm so used to spending, you know, a couple hours at a time with AD. But all of a sudden, we just got launched into this, this world of having to be around each other for like 24 hours in a row or however long it was, 72 hours in a row, no sleep. And just traveling, which can be kind of stressful. and stuff. It was very interesting to like be plunged into this like 24

hours a day environment. Not that we were together 24 hours a day since we slept in different rooms despite his request. You requested to not sleep in He wanted to sleep together in the same room. Okay, wait. So you guys went to the airport together or I met at the airport? We did go to the airport together

and yeah, that was pretty gay just being in the same Uber and everything. It was you A.D. Kiki. Kiki, Trevor, T-Rill. Trevor and T-Rill. That's a good game. It was good.

It was like, I realized as soon as we really got going that if we had one more person, we would have been totally fucked because we had to, like... Oh, it would have been terrible. It was so hard to fit into the fucking Uber's that we were taking and stuff because they don't have like these glamorous fucking big-ass Uber's in Florida. Pensacola. In Miami, in Pennsylvania. In Pensacola, it's like you're...

Pensacola, everybody has like a 1984 minivan. Yeah, I know. Or like a cut list. T-Rill accused one of the Uber driver. of being part of like a minivan mafia he's like do you guys just all like there's just like one guy who owns mad minivans and like that's what they do and the guy

was just like no we all have our own minivans he's like what it was kind of weird to have him make that accusation anyway so yeah we get on the plane we fly to fucking Charlotte that was our connecting flight oh really North Carolina

we get to Charlotte annoying we eat pizzas mini pizzas personal pan pizzas Like from Pizza Hut or something? No, just from some random place. Because we were pretty thankful because when we got there, we realized that... I wasn't thankful.

We almost didn't have food because the fucking restaurants were all closing down in North Carolina. We would have been very, very upset. It was not even that late. It was like 9 p.m. What the fuck? And they were like, oh, everything's closing down here. Me and AD had to sit next each other on that flight for fucking six hours. I saw T.rell clowning that you were in an economy.

Yeah, I mean, what am I going to fly first class and make all the guys flying the back? We was like in front of everybody, though. It was kind of like a hierarchy, though. Yeah, for some reason we were all, we got moved on the way to the front with hell of leg room. Look at Josh. Did you pay for that? Yeah, Josh. Why did you go, Josh?

It's not a coincidence that they put me and you in the front and everybody else in the back. Kiki's just as tall as us. I didn't. I'm anti-classism. Every, every plight we went to, I'd be like this. See you guys later. Me and Adam just. We got extra leg room.

No, it was only the first one. Okay. Because on the way back, we were all the way. in the back of the plane of my legs were way more tight up in that shit. But that was the last one. We took, what, four different planes? God damn. Three of them planes we were supposed to sit next to each other.

That's like four on the way there? One, two, and then three. Oh. You just took one on the way back. So we were up in the front. No, one, two. We flew to Miami and we flew back to LA. Oh, okay, you're right because there was a connecting flight.

Oh, I didn't realize that that's why we were in the front. That was worth it, though. And three out of that four? Me and you were supposed to sit next to each other the whole time. Pause. How much did you pay extra for us to sit in front like that? 80 bucks a ticket I'll accept you

Because I feel bad for Kiki When I was looking at the shit He's too big to be sitting in the back He's a giant And how's he's supposed to be securing you guys If he's not right next to you It was like you know what There's a hierarchy here

Take your ass in the back What are the odds of anything happening On the plane? I think on the plane Me and you As long as there's not some like 9-11 type situation that goes down I think we're going to be all right

Hey bro And this nigga looking at me weird Because I like I got the whole complete series of the Twilight Zone. I like that shit. I'm looking over at him and he's just zoned in watching a TV show from the 50s. Black and White show.

It's like a little white boy with a fucking corn cob pipe and he's just sitting there he's just watching and I'm like how many things are there about you that I don't know? I like the Twilight Zone. That's classic television.

What was that episode about? Because I've never seen it. It was crazy. It was really about these two kids that parents were about to divorce so they go in this swimming pool and they find this lady who just like cooks them cakes and

shit like that and she's just like you guys can come stay with Auntie. Oh no that sounds weird already and they keep going back and forth and then eventually they just leave their parents and they go live in this imaginary world with this old lady who makes them cakes and shit. So you're into like the Marvel world which is like all movies that have come out

for the most part in the past couple years and then you're interested in this random show from the 50s. I watch every Marvel movie that's that That came out. And then you also watch this random black and white show from the 50s. It's Twilight Zone, bro. That's classic television. That shit is too old.

I just never seen it. But see, a lot of television shows, bro, wouldn't be what they are today if it wasn't for that television show, bro. That's a fact. I've just never seen you take such an interest in my culture. I love film, bro.

White people. You can't cancel my movie reviews. You see how like that shit. I drove you into the arms of the Twilight Zone. No, I've been doing that shit, bro. Like, like around every Christmas,

they do like these marathons and shit. Now I'll literally sit there and watch this shit, bro. Interesting. So many of them, too. So then we arrive in Pensacola, and I think immediately, within like five minutes of driving around, AD and Kiki and T-Rail starts to realize, like, Pensacola is really nothing like Miami. No Gucci store. We tried to look it up. It was five hours away.

Yeah. It was five hours away? Yeah. I don't even know why we looked it up because just the topic came up of like, would the mall in Pensacola have a Gucci store, which having been there? I now realize that was. When were you there before that? We'll get to that. You were there before this instance?

Well, yeah, because actually- Apparently's a nigga used to live there. Yeah, right? When I was 21, I had like just moved to New York. That was what, 72? Ageism. Ageism is real. I'm like, when the fuck did you live in Pensacola?

Old people matter. Anyway, I just, so when I moved to New York, it was like, okay, it's wintertime, it's freezing fucking cold. I just moved to New York. I'm like finally out of my parents' house and shit. I'm like, I got to find somebody who will let me stay with them in Florida or some shit so I can get out of this cold-ass weather. I had a friend in Pensacola.

He had a fucking spare room at his mom's house, and she let me post up in a sleeping bag for a couple months. Did you fuck his mom? No. Two years in a row. I stayed in Pensacola sleeping in a sleeping bag on the ground. And, you know, road bikes, stuff like that. So for some reason, I've spent a lot of time in Pensacola.

Did you, like, pay rent or anything? You were just hanging out there for. And one time, one time the dude's mom, like her boyfriend had the big idea to ask me to do some lawn work around the house. I mean, I told him I was doing that. I just didn't do it. Because I knew I was leaving in like a week anyway. Yeah, I would have not did it either. You're not going to follow up on this.

Bro, I noticed that Adam really didn't go anywhere because he was like, you can add your airplane pass in your iPhone. That is the fact. I haven't been on a flight in two years. Have you not? All right. I haven't been on a flight in two years. years since COVID started and even before that since like January so like this January it's been two years I'm not that technically savvy when it comes to my phone I didn't know that

you could add I you know I have that's like the only way to do it honestly I've never done it I've always had a piece of paper I got my fucking COVID test on my wallet right on my phone okay yeah wow I just didn't know that I could do that and now I know and it was an incredible experience not having to go get my ticket this way and you don't even have to like scan your face to pop it. You just click it and they'll pop right up. Right. I did my usual bad habit of not paying attention to my girl

because she was like, oh, do you want to do this thing on the computer real quick so that you can check in with Clear on the plane? And I'm like, no. I was like, no, I don't care. I don't know. I don't even remember saying it, but she told me, she's like, you blew me off when I tried to help you with it.

I used that. I don't even remember. Maybe you don't blow your lady off. And I had to wait in a long ass line while he coasted through in the clear like nothing. You'll leave me hanging? Exactly. He was probably sitting down by the gate for like 20 minutes more than me.

Oh, I was watching. I had an episode of Twilight is on the watch. I had me a- He got through a whole episode while you were in line. I had a sausage bagel the whole time. Bagel, no! That was the best thing that happened on the way there. Because, okay.

No, I didn't hit a dog again. I was going to say you killed another dog. While me and AD are in the airport. I get recognized. I think a couple times. AD might have got recognized once or twice. I said to him, I said, I'm not going to be happy until we got

recognized by somebody who acknowledges that it's weird that me and you are here together. He did say that. Just in the sense that me and him never been in an airport together. We never been going on a flight together, etc. But people see us together every week. So if them seeing this in real life together. Okay, but

if, not every week. Oh my God. Okay, but like a real hardcore no jumber fan. If they see me and AD together, at the airport it's not just going to be like oh adam 22 or like oh ad it's going to be like what the fuck are you two doing together you know like they would just if they're a real hardcore fan they would maybe think it was a bigger deal i would have never thought about it like that

because you know there's like a lot of them levels to fans you know there's fans who just know who you are there's fans who fucking watch the show every week and actually that's why that girl sky that we signed because i realize that she's a real deal fit she knew all she knows everything we fuck it she's gonna hear this right now yeah facts what's up sky hi anyway so um Wait, is her name Sky or Bree? Sky Bree. Okay. Okay, go ahead.

Go to Lennus page if you want to, or mine too, if you want to find it, whatever. Anyway, so me and Ad are sitting there, and a dude walks by, and he, like, he looks at us, and he goes, R.I.P. Tony and Bagel. He looks at me and says, R.I.P. Tony, and then he shifts his gaze to AD and says, and bagel. And then he just keeps, he might have a little pound, but then he just kept on walking. And I was like, that's it. That's the moment you're waiting for?

I didn't trust him after day. You didn't trust him, but you're the one that killed the dog. On Tony. Sometimes I feel like I'm like bringing it up too much. You got to get a Tony face hat right here. Tony. Not that big. If you do that, you know.

Just get a little above the eyebrow. Long live Tony. Okay. You ain't got to do all that. I know just the font. Anyway, I don't know. I was excited about it because I keep saying on Tony and Long-lived Tony around the house.

I don't think my girl's like used to someone who just brings up the dead all the time to like make a point. You gotta do like the hungry like, I mean, I saw my nigga Tony, bro. And the niggins be like, I'm gonna say it's just like that. You feel like that?

You lose the end and use everything else. On Tony. Long live Tony. Like if you and your girl are ever arguing in the near future, you got to be like, man, on Tony, you got me fucked up. Tony, Tony, told me I couldn't trust you.

Oh. No, but I want to say that. For what I really, really am. Like, you know, when you say, Oh, my mama. Yeah, like. On the damn. God.

On dead Tony. Okay. No, but. On the Tony Awards. On the Tony, Tony, Tony, Tony. Tony, Tony. Tony. Exactly.

It's Tony, Tony, Tony, Tony. Really? It's just one of the tones. Tony Tony. Tony. I thought it was Tony Tony Tony Tony Tony. No, Tony Tony Tony Tony. What was their song?

Toing to Toin. It feels good. That's them? That is them. They got a bunch of bager. That's a banger right there. You don't listen to R&B, you don't stop you.

No, I'm Kevin. You never hit the slow stroke in your life. That was the age of my life where I would be like, actually listen to the- R&B on the radio because I had to listen to the radio. Did you ever make love porn, man? Yeah. That niggins just throws the anal-cunt greatest hits.

I don't put Tony-ton-tony-tony on it to hit the skins. To hit the skins. That nigga put on anal-cunt greatest hits. Hell yeah, that'd be hard, though. No, I would like to fuck my business Slayer for sure, but I just never really got around to it. It's like I hung a nigger in the forest. Okay.

No, I'm not going to play that one. Anyway, so we get to Pensacola. They have the realization that Pensacola is a pretty fucking dry place. Although you guys were like really catching a vibe with the women working at the hotel. It felt like. Yeah, they were nice ladies. That's the best thing about going to random cities is the only attractive women will be the women that work at the hotel.

I wouldn't call them attractive. Not the word that I was thinking of for sure, but they were really, really nice. You know, did you have that realization a couple times on the trip that there would be like women trying to talk to us? And it would be like pretty obvious that none of us were really trying to talk to them. Except Kiki. Yes. And Kiki would just kind of rise to the occasions like, yeah, you need any help, little mom? He's much more open-minded about women, I think.

I love that. I was there just to accompany Kiki on that mission. One of the ladies, she let me get behind the counter at the hotel. She wasn't supposed to do that. Wait, what? Yeah. But you didn't really do anything back there.

No, I just wanted to do it. It's not like there was even a gate. Did you make like a TikTok or something? Like, why did you want to be back there? I just wanted that authority. You should have and you should have used the music from that's the holiday end. Damn.

No, we was not the holiday end. I know, but that would have been a good, that would have been a good TikTok. Oh, my God. You might as well let Adam just like running your TikTok career. Run your pockets. You're going to turn me into Chingee? You always remind me to Chinging. No.

Wait, okay. Chingaling. As I call him, Ching-Ling. I'm a hardcore fan. I call him by Ching-Ling. My main question is, where's cheating? Can we get him on the pod? I know.

Laura? Laura, Tapping. Laura. You've been fucking up on Chingi and Tony, Tony, Tony. Wait, I just need to know why. Raphael-Dic is not coming here. You don't know who Raphael-Sadic is, huh? I know the name.

Okay, let's leave it along. Be my lover, won't you be my lover? No. Bro, you remind me of like Brendan Fraser in the 90s or everything you fucking say and sing, bro. Be my lover, won't you be my lover? No, hell no. No.

I've been watching that video so much. My name Bush and Boo. You know the actual song? Because I know it's like a popular meme. I know the meme. R-R-P to that man. He died. He died.

I die. Bishop Bullwinkle. There's barely anything on his fucking YouTube channel except that song and like maybe like one or two other songs.

He went out with a bang. That shit got 65 million views and none of his other shit. Hell to the no, no. That means he left a fucking imprint on life. He did, but how did that song become a viral thing?

I need to check the know-your-meadage about that song. No, that's like, what's that guy name? Like, Wavy WebServe when he like makes like the,

the like documentaries about me. I bet he has a video about that dude. You know, You know what else he has? Or someone like him. You know what video he does have? The damn son, where'd you find this?

He has a whole video. It wasn't, I'm not. No, it wasn't McLevin. That was cap. That was all cap. That was a pretty big contribution to the culture from a guy who has absolutely nothing to do with the culture. I know, right?

Like, he literally did a whole investigative report on who really made that song. It's like a random DJ from Florida. I don't want to, son, where'd you find this? I don't want to take away from wavy web surfs cultural impact. He made for all that. I know he may be a white rapper as well. He gives me rapper vibes. You notice they were playing when we were in the club with Snow Informer.

What is that? Informa. I mean, I heard like an EDM remix or some shit pop off in the club. No, you did not. Yeah, you still hear that song remixed in the club here. No, you did not. That nigga must have had his headphones and playing that shit in by himself.

He was so drunk by the end of the fucking truth. Did you drink? No. No, he didn't. I was not drunk. We'll get to the club. Yeah, yeah, let's lead up to that. We'll get to the club.

Okay, so y'all, we still at the airport. No, no, no, we're in the hotel now. We went to bed. And by the way, we would love to have had you there, but we kind of had to not invite him because he didn't come to the podcast. It's okay. It's okay. Anyway, so he bought shoes. He's all good in my book.

We get all, we get in there. We tear up the gas station, actually. The gas station attendant was fucking with us. That felt good. Cop some snacks. Run up in there. Smoked a couple of blue. because we did bring weed on the plane because we weren't we decided to not be bitch made you thugs did not me

we thugged it out actually made Trevor do it but uh put it in the camera was it too put it in the camera bag he uh smoked a few blunts go to sleep i fell asleep at three woke up at 10 we went we interviewed uh or i did quick interviews with boon or excuse me john gabana yeah get it right buddy and supreme patty get it right get it tight did those quick interviews met up with them i met up with the announcers so i actually One of the dudes is in the UFC. Fuck, I'm not going to remember their names, but I followed them on Instagram, so we are homies. And then the other guy is this dude who's more of a traditional announcer. And his thing is that his entire Instagram is photos of him holding Diet Mountain Dew.

Why? I don't get it. But he fucking every... Is it different flavor? Every post is him flexing with a fucking gallon of Diet Mountain Dew. Apparently, this is just how he lives his life. Anyway, these are the people that I was tasked with announcing the fights with. Oh, you announced the fight?

Yeah. What the fuck? Anyway. The end of them. So then, yeah, a couple of them at the end. So then we leave there. We go to the mall. Which didn't have a Gucci store.

Which did not have a Gucci store. But it did have a store that pretty much made AD the happiest boy on the face of the planet. Lids. Close. Describe this store. Fans. It was a very fancy hat store. What was it called?

Do you remember? Pensacola fancy hat store. That's all I like to remember it as. If you've ever been to the Cordova Mall and Pensacola they have a lovely hat store but it wasn't lids or nothing like that it wasn't let's he just had a big and bordering machine in it oh that's oh

he felt a love he was geek and he didn't think to wear one of the hats that he had made but he put in multiple hat orders he was having all kinds of cool stuff stitched onto his fancy hats while he was we just went and walked around we went and checked out a couple other stores

we went in the hot topic it was like the hot topic was like an underage club in the middle of the mall there was so many like 16 year old weird kids just standing around in the hot topic why were they why were they just hanging out in there i don't know why were you hanging out listen i just i walked in hot topic so he was working on his fancy hats at this time like why are you hanging out in the hot topic was next to the fancy hat store me and treb walking to the fucking store just to check it out and there's just so many people crammed into the hot topic it really reminded me of like when you're when you're young hot topic

is kind of like the club if you're if you're a goth kid no if you're a white kid it Lids is like that for you. No. For your people. We hang out of Lids. Jimmy Jazz. Hey, Mimi bought a Laker hat. What the fuck?

Jimmy Jazz. Hey, hey, make a left with the Atlanta Braves. I'm underneath the Florida Marlins. What other stores do we visit in the mall? We went to the cookie store. We went to Dix Sporting Goods. Oh, I love Dix sporting goods. We did stop by Dix, didn't we?

Yeah. That was nice. We didn't buy anything, though, right? I bought like an odd Nike suit for the airplane. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Who cups of fit at the dicks? I mean, to like be comfortable in.

I had, because I didn't have no shorts or nothing. I just had like regular pants and shit. So you're underpacked. No, I overpacked. Speaking of fucking packing, right? Pause. Pause. We go to the fucking airport as soon as we get there, right?

I've got like four outfits in my bag and they open the shit up. They open up this nigga Adam bag. He has one outfit in a fucking book. I'm saying, what the fuck is wrong with you? I didn't see no. wear no socks no toothbrush it's just one outfit and a fucking book because he's planning on not showering and wearing the same draws

and the same socks the whole time and I'm like nigga you got a book it's a two park book like like that made any difference I got an advanced copy from Simon and Schuster whoever the fuck they are you should have got an advanced copy of boxers from Haynes listen we went to the mall we went to a million stores he didn't think to go get a t-shirt socks or nothing he had the same hoodie on

for the whole fucking trip and he was already wearing that hoodie for the whole week before that that nigga was on day eight you're fucking gross I went there wearing clothes I went there wearing clothes of water on this nigga so I was only gonna have to you get my blunt wet that's just gonna get sparked at some point

I had to have clothes for Friday Saturday and then Sunday we're on the flight right so in my bag I had I think a jacket a hoodie is it no you're right because I was wearing a hoodie I was wearing a hoodie you're right so I had a jacket three t-shirts

three pairs of underwear and three pairs of socks. And a book. And a book. And then a toiletry bag. Did you even read the book? No. Didn't even open it. The seal was still on it?

That's pretty fair. And then he sees me, bro. I got these headphones on. I got my computer. I got the phone. You ready to go. He's just looking at me like, you got all this fucking stuff.

And you got this dumb-ass book. I got a book on my phone. Which is the reason why I didn't open the actual book. Yeah. I'm a very simple person. I don't need anything on the plane. All I need on the plane is. plane is a fucking folded up hoodie to put on my lower back so that can be nice and comfortable

and then a book on my phone got to make sure that ass is in the air and then that's it and usually end up sleeping on the plane and even though i'm not tired if i read for like a half hour i'm gonna get tired and probably fall asleep anyway so i really don't you know you got your laptop i didn't need a laptop because i i brought a duffel bag which is not safe for the laptop i was proud that i just had the double bag i didn't even need a backpack i put my back why about i love traveling light you need a laptop bag, bro. He can't just have the laptop raw dog and I love to travel late. It's such a nice

thing to be on a trip doing multiple legs, multiple days and you just got like a tiny backpacker. All I know, you started the trip with a white hoodie by the end of the trip, that motherfucker was yellow. It looked kind of yellowish before. Who wore it better? Me or BFB? I think BFB Swaggy. God damn it.

Anyway. There was no hesitation in that. We both picked BFB. And I want to tell you how long I actually wear that hoodie because he's a liar. He's a liar We get on the flight Thursday and I'm wearing it And I actually wore it for a couple interviews

No when did you first put it on When he first got it? The Chronicles I wore it a couple Like a week before that I wore it for a couple interviews Then I washed it Or my cleaning lady washed it

What's a couple of interviews Did you see it for one day So I think I had it on for two interviews Then she washed it I wear it Thursday We do the news Then we get on the flight Friday, I took off the shorts, put on jeans, but I did wear it to the fight on Friday,

which we still haven't even got to, which should give you an idea how long this is going to take first to describe this. So I wore it to the hoodie on Friday. Also wore it Thursday. So basically you had this bitch glued onto your body. We got onto the flight on Saturday at 6 in the morning, so I still had it on. Then we weren't able to check into the hotel until three. So I still had it on all day while we were going out shopping.

In Pensacola, Florida. We're in Miami by Saturday. I wore it all day, Thursday, all day, Friday, and then Saturday until I was able to take a shower in to change it to my pro club jacket. So that's two and a half days. I know it's hot as fuck in there. I wasn't sweating. That's why I felt comfortable.

And I showered in Pensacola one time. Allegedly. Did you shower in Miami at all? Yes. I shower on Saturday. Once I got to Miami, I shored. I showered and then I put on the purple jacket. Take a bet. Take a bad.

That's what that Kiki Klaus said. Shut your stinky ass up, man. She could have won the wall. She could have killed you off and just go take a shower, digger. We're going to talk about that. But anyway, all right. So then we leave the mall. We stop by the crib, by the back bag of the hotel.

Then we go to the fight. I feel comfortable saying we all had a fucking grand old time at the fight, right? Yeah, that is a grand old time. for sure. It was so... It was very swell. It was a swell old time. We'll have a gay old time.

Of course you had to say that. Gay. Okay, but... So we pull up, we got to watch like 15 fights of just like random dudes, but being up front for it really, really helps the experience. Like, I've been to UFC fights and shit where you're fucking far as hell and you're just basically watching on the TV. Being up front and getting to really hear these motherfuckers punch each other and shit,

was really added to it. Somebody's were brutal, bro. It was a lot of knockouts. Did anybody sweat or blood fly out of the ring onto you? No. That would have been awesome. AD, I saw him lick one of the wrestlers' arms. Oh, my God.

Wait, I was watching one of these fights on your story, and this guy was basically pushing this other guy to the floor. Like, it wasn't even like... They were amateur fights, many of them, the beginning fights. Boxing and MMA mixed together. Yeah. No, but this one I was watching, for sure, was they were boxing. boxer.

The one where, what was the guy's name? It was like a huge, he was a huge black guy. The white guy we just kept

screaming. Big Mike. Big Mike. The guy that kept getting not to the ground looked like a like a version of Kiki. Oh yeah.

He got a man. Whoop too. Yeah. Kiki should have fought him. We were thinking like Kiki said that he would have got on the ring right then and there and fought out of that.

Except he would have tested positive for Newport. So that might have been a whole thing. What? He smokes a lot of Newport. But they don't test you for cigarettes. Yeah, but I feel like he smoked

so many new ports. that they were probably still. He's like a walking hookah? They'd be like, you can't fight here. You got too many new boards in you. Anyway, so that was a good time. Then finally, all right, then I go over to the announcer booth finally for these last five fights.

And the first one is Skinny from the Nine versus... He was fighting? Yes, versus a guy named Terry Business. Now, I'm not sure exactly... I still haven't really fully investigated Terry Business. You can cover your mouth, Yuri. What are you doing over there? He's fucking sneezing loud as shit.

I thought you were gout. spying at the name of Terry business like, who he was like, Terry business. You're like like, that's my favorite Twitch streamer. But then, oh, so even before that, we went in back behind, like behind the scenes before the fight.

Behind the Home Depot. Boom, we see Skinny from the 9 and he immediately. He wants to smoke. No, he was cool from the beginning. He's like, are we cool? I made it clear. I'm over it.

I don't give a fuck. It's over. It was like fucking three years ago that we had a problem with each other. It is what it is. He was so. hyped that I forgave him or that we were cool again or whatever we filmed a little video real quick then whatever I go back out there to watch the fight Terry business you got to watch this fight I know it's on YouTube Terry business comes out like this boom he's swinging like this

you would not believe it and Skinny's gonna just covers up and Terry is jah-da-d-d-do-do like that but I mean you know skinny was doing a lot of defense it's not like he really hit him that bad that many times, but he really had Skinny like flustered. Like Skinny clearly had no fucking clue what to do. I would say this. Terry threw like seven million punches, but every time like Skinny would fire back at him,

he would like back down and then it would just go back to that. Like, it was fucking weird. But I mean, it was a funny fight. And Terry Business is a very, very white guy. He's like the most, it looks like you could be like, you know, working a foot locker. Actually, usually the foot locker. Flores are kind of hip these days.

Maybe Dix. Yeah, he can work at Dix for sure. We could definitely manage a dix. Okay. That's kind of your job to manage Dix. His. No. Whoa. The Adam 22 and Lina.

Guess who's. Formed production. Coming soon. Guess who skiing from the night had in his corner? Someone who you don't get along with. Four or five, eight keys. Oh, my God. That was his corner man.

What? I swear to God, you a sighting. I don't know. Look at you. Charlie. I already have fucking hated on each other. I didn't, I didn't even. Okay, let's.

Now he didn't pop the back and analyze it. Let's review this. You don't remember we reviewed this. We literally, we pulled the clip up, we watched it, and we all came to a general consensus that I didn't even say anything crazy. And he squirted mustard all over you. Niggott. What?

Oh, that was veiled. You got to be fucked up. I'm not no fucking hot dog. Anybody squirted mustard on me. Where do you think it stands with Keith? I don't know. I mean, that was the last thing I heard was that he was just on Instagram going crazy. Like, he had a problem.

me because I said the guy that was like vogue in oh yeah that's all I said that's all I said yeah yeah but shout out to him man I ain't got a problem with him yeah okay but so then yeah I mean and it's weird because like I'm with the announcers and we're the only people in the building who can hear I didn't even know they knew each other what we're saying yeah I know they're like best friends there they hang all the time apparently but like nobody else can hear what me and the announcers are saying you know I'm sitting next to two guys who are like basically experts in this so they are judging the fight and they're saying who they think wins each round and by that

the end of the fight, it was very obvious to us that Skinny had been defeated and the Terry Business won this fight and so we go into the ring because I'm supposed to interview the winner and the loser right after this happens, right? And so I get in there and Skinny flips

out because he has no idea that the announcers who are announcing this shit are basically saying that he lost the whole time. So he's completely surprised. At the last minute they switched the final round from 90 seconds to 60 seconds. That's what he was mad about though. Which was really weird. because the Terry dude did look kind of tired,

but I also really don't think anything would have happened in those 30 seconds that would have changed it. I mean, what if Skinny would have knocked him out in the last 30 seconds? That's what he was upset about. They changed the round on them. They should at least let them know, I'm going to be honest.

It was really weird. And I asked the dudes that I was announcing with, I said, have you ever heard anything like this before in a fight? They're like, no, I've never heard of the... Normally the rounds are set in stone. It is what it is. So that was kind of strange. But anyway, so Skinny gets super pissed off right away.

I'm interviewing Terry Business. in the ring. He says that he wants to fight Soldier Boy next, which is obviously just a clout move since Soldier Boy is not going to fight Terry Business. But Mr. Business. It's going to piss off Skinny from the Knights and Skinning from the Knights. Signed to Terry Business. Then... Or signed to Soldier Boy. Or, yeah, right, right. Well, maybe now he's

if he signed to Mr. Business, that would be... Mr. Business. Anyway. So then, they're leaving the ring. And the other thing about is that Skis from the Night was getting booed by the crowd hard, which I don't really know why, because I didn't really get the vibe that the crowd really knew much about. How many people?

People were in attendance. Wherever that niggatery was, they loved him. Yeah, they did like him. That negatarian. I don't know why exactly. How many people you think were in attendance? Be honest. I don't know, like a couple thousand.

It was a decent crowd. Like, they were telling us a couple thousand. You don't think? It was a thousand. At least a thousand? Maybe like six, seven hundred people. Hell, that was way more than that. Fuck, no.

Like, I've seen 600 people. That was way more. I'm talking about like, aside from cast and crew. It was in an arena. So it probably felt smaller. than it was. But it wasn't like densely packed. I'll get some numbers.

But either way, it was way over a thousand people there. I don't think you're very good of counting people. I can't tell if Adam is like trying to big it out because he was like, you know. Oh, maybe it was 6,000. We've got a promo coming. It's sold out. He's like,

actually I'm going to be headlining the next one. So yeah, there was 10,000. I take it back. 30,000 people. Yeah. Anyway. So,

Skinny for the 9 actually got in a fight. with like a fan on his way out of the ring. I would actually like a full breakdown of this from him. But basically, like, he got in some sort of scuffle on the way out of the ring with like a fan or something. And then once they were back there, and I believe that there is video of this, but that they're trying to keep it off the internet.

But I would really like to see it because Kiki said he saw it, but he didn't screen record it. But then once they got out back, I guess Skinny from the Nine's girl started attacking Terry Businesses girl. What? And there ended up being like a big brawl between the camp,

I don't know how far the brawl or the fight went, but there was like some sort of intense back and forth brawl and like Terry business couldn't leave until security came to usher him out of there because they were scared of the scene from the nine was gonna do something. It was pretty crazy to be totally honest, even though we didn't see that

because we were still by the ring. It was normal to me. You thought it was normal? I don't think that's normal for like the person boxing to like fight someone outside of the ring. I think that's why Supreme Paddy's manager wants to keep it off the internet, middle. because it's like so out of the ordinary for that kind of thing to happen and like T Mills the white rapper no no

he's a dude A mills and wouldn't that be crazy if that was his manager he plays a guitar now T Mills yeah he's in a band wasn't he all didn't he always play guitar a lot of the white boy rappers who are on they always revert you know mj K he got a guitar they always they always they always right in the building what up what up um that was a hard shirt was I say my energy my energy is vice versa either that's hard fire anyway So, yeah. Then, okay, then it's time for our final bout, our final battle. The main event.

I'm going to be honest with you, it would be really, really hard for Supreme Patty to beat John Gabana. That's right. John Gabana is a weird. Some of y'all was doubting him. I told y'all he was going to win from the good job. We both tried to bet on John Gabon before. I know.

I tried to spend $2,500. We were going to, I was going to bet all the money I had in my bookie account, but then it only was going to let me bet $50. $50 with the no jumper code. Yeah. I got some explaining to do it. I was like I don't know anything about betting sports online, so I think I was confused about why it was only trying to let me borrow,

bet $50. But either way, yeah, I mean, John Gabon is so much bigger than him. You should have bet that $160,000 NFT. I'm not betting an NFT. I don't want to bet that much money on a fight.

But anyway, yeah, I mean, John Gabon won for sure. By like a month, by landslide? Yeah, I mean,

it would have been really hard. It was a good fight, though. Yeah, it was solid. But Patty ain't no pushover, bro. Was it any blood and did anybody get knocked out? No.

Boonk was dead, buddy. That's not his name. John Gabano was dead. Mr. Gabonan. He was exhausted. If that fight went for another three rounds, then maybe Supreme Patty could have came from behind because his cardio was still going good. I felt like Patty was in better shape and was probably more prepared, but I just felt like the

size difference just kind of made it almost impossible for him to win. I mean, no shit, no disrespect. I feel like maybe John Gabonner probably had a lot more. Jesus. Because he's in a Christian rap group now. That's fire. Honestly, I respect that. They had fucking crazy face tattoos and shit.

They did the interview with him. They all are just out here praising the shit out of God. Whoever got him into that, shout out to them, honestly, because it changed his whole life. He seemed real, like, just real healthy. He's like, these holy hands. The lines is right. These holy hands. Yeah, that was fire.

He's out here, man. He's, he's reping for God. Bro, the way he was talking, though, is like, you wanted to root for him, too. Yeah. And even his crew, bro, you would think, like, everybody had tattoos. You'd think, like, our crew kind of be standoffish,

they're like, hey, man, hey, give us hugs. I was just like, yeah, that was dope. Did it stand out to you that Pensacola was, like, an extremely racially diverse place? I felt like when we were in the mall, it was, like, almost, like, 50-50 white black. Nah, I think it was like 60-40. Oh, that's pretty close,

but okay. I'm trying to eyeball the work. He's like, no, no. I just love that Adam's brain is, like, immediately. He's like, let me just see. Gentrify. How can I relate to? See, like, who's tapping in.

Well, I mean, you know. We don't see color, Adam. We just go into places and just see people. I think that the woke community don't really vibe with that anymore. They want you to see color these days, I think, so that you can know your privilege. What privilege do we have? Yeah. I'm not you

but you're Americans so that I mean American privilege Well I mean You're certainly privileged to be born in America No I mean Haiti right I mean it's a pretty privileged

country that we live in overall sense I mean I'm just saying like you know That fucking yesterday was talking about growing up In Vietnam in a fucking Yeah she said she said she couldn't eat for days

And her stepdad was a dwarf with cancer So I don't know if you tell the truth I'm sorry I'm not trying to laugh at that But like what? She did say that. I feel like she said those exact words verbated. Are you going to tell her what she let us do? A.D. dumped Doritos on an Asian woman's head.

Stop Asian hate. She wanted it. That was Asian love. I'm not going to stop her from wanting cool ranch on her fucking head. That's her right if she wants to do that. And then I hit her with the no jumper, wetest water in the world. No, I dumped Doritos on.

He's like, can I pour some water on your head? And she's like, okay. What do y'all got going on in this? He took a Dorito like a softball. I'm not bringing none of my bitches to the Patreon. He threw a Dorito like a softball at her head. Just one Doritos? I think when I, or the bag.

When I had the idea for him to dump the Doritos on her head, I thought that he was going to squish the bag so that they would like tumble all over. Why don't you give him some instructions or how to do it? I just kind of like had a vision in my head. Instead, you know, it's a small bag of Doritos. It's like five chips. They're like, bunk, bunk, bunk, bung. Why was this a part of like the Patreon?

Somehow it just came up. She was a funny girl. What was sexy about that? I don't know, but did you think it was hot? I thought the water was kind of hot. I just want to You want cool ranch juice all over the chairs. I had her kneel on the ground for the water.

Neil Armstrong. New to Grancy Tyson. Oh, I'm like an astronaut. You were talking about the Neil thing. Yeah. You just like kind of wrap it to me. I'm sorry. All right.

So the fight was cool. We finished the fight. I think it was like 1230 at 1 in the morning. We walked to a waffle house. Oh, yeah. We purchased food. Yeah, we walked. What type of bullshit is it?

It was close. Yeah. At this moment, I don't have been like, I don't call the fucking Uber. Hey, no. It was like, if we was in LA, we couldn't walk.

Yeah, I'm not walking nowhere. There's not many things that you really like walk between in L.A. Everything seems like is haunted in Pensacola at night. That's how you felt? They got like this creepy-ass Irish band. Man. With Muppets in there and shit, that look at you,

this shit was ridiculous. There was like a van. A bus full of like stuffed zombies. Oh, hell no. It was really weird. And when you walk by and not they look at you like this. What?

It's crazy, bro. Super weird. I'm staying far away from that. And we go to the Waffle House. At that moment, I'm very happy to have Kiki because there was one fan

who might have been on Crystal Meth who was kind of like, oh man, he was going crazy. He goes, Adam 22. Start freaking out of me. He probably couldn't believe that you were in Pensacola.

He looks over at AD, and in the moment I could see his brain trying to remember AD's name and he goes, you and you and the other black guy shut the fuck up and Kiki starts to like get into it

because Kiki's like basically telling him to chill the fuck out like because he was kind of like really up on me and shit like like in your face. Like he was so hyped up but like he seemed like he seemed like he was maybe either drunk or like on Crystal Meth or like something like he was geeking bro. What time of night was this?

It was almost two in the morning. Oh, yeah. Anybody you see past midnight at a Waffle House? And the Waffle House is stuff. And, oh, what made it so awkward is that there's this random homosexual man that's just sitting there. And this fan is trying to tell this gay dude that he's bugging because he doesn't know me. This is awkward. This guy is probably trying to eat and enjoy his food.

This is perfectly within his right to not know who I am. And fucking this is wanting to eat waffles. This random fan is basically, you don't know what? this is mine that's doing fucking sick and him him too and you and this guy's just like

I'm just waiting for food I don't know like whatever you're talking about I don't know man it's okay oh my god and I'm just like it's kind of awkward that's when Keithy was getting mad at him yeah don't harass the random

leave the dude alone he's perfectly okay with not knowing who I am yeah right anyway so then we get back to the hotel we sleep for like one to two hours Damn. Not fun. Head to the airport. Hop on the plane.

To go to Miami? Fly to Miami. Why the fuck did you... Damn, y'all really crammed this in. Pause, but yeah. Like, we really, really, like, did not... Thanks to Joshua. We really just crammed this shit together.

Shout out, Josh. Well, you guys wanted to leave by Sunday morning, so we had to sort of cram everything together. Next time we go on a trip, we need, like, a week. A week? A week? A week is kind of long. Wait, as long as it's somewhere suitable.

We go somewhere that we... I ain't staying to Pensacola for a day. We have no reason to ever go to Pensacola again. Bro, I would never have a tag. If there's a bag in Pensacola, we go to Pensacola. But otherwise... There's a bag. We go anywhere.

Right. Yeah. I'm taking a trip to Quebec to go pick up a check. Woo! Anyway, if we went to Miami for four days, that would be fun. That would be fires. I still need a bag. You need to be getting a bag while you're there.

What kind of bag are you getting in Miami? Any type of bag. What's the bag? Club hosting bag. Performance bags. modeling How much are you modeling game?

Not dead ass, bro. Not that kind of modeling. How much are you getting paper a walk through in Miami? Non-disclose. Yeah, what's up?

Here we go. Nick is trying to get the contracts revealed. What's up with you, man? What's up with you, man? What's up with the left hand? Real men don't do that. No.

That's off limits. Well, we come from, we do the left hand. Is that normal? Yes, it's very normal. My whole life I grew up thinking the right hand was the only way.

You grew up next to the hash brown factory. What? Next to the Hachbrown factory. Ashbrown factory? You mean the potato factory? I don't know. Some percentage of the potatoes might have become hash browns, but it's not a Hashbrown factory.

Are you from Idaho or something? I'm not, though. I'm trying to think of what businesses I even grew up near. The 99. What is that? A fucking restaurant. People love calling me while we're doing this. Like, I know you watching this.

Why are you calling me? Okay, Joe Button. Maybe he has on his phone? No, he always gets mad when people calling around the podcast. Does he know, does Joe button even still do that show anymore? Yeah. I haven't heard anybody say anything about it. I'm sure a somewhat smaller audience, but yeah.

Roy and Mall, they ran off. They took some fans with him, hard times. He's going to hit you off about this one. I'm just acknowledging reality. I'm just acknowledging reality. He's going to send you to the Twilight. You're acting like you don't know who made that black no jumper Instagram. I don't know.

It was you. It wasn't me. I swear to God. It was Laura. Laura secretly made it. He was mad because the black no jumper don't follow him. They did. He said, they don't follow me.

They did. Well, why would they? I think they just wait a little bit. You're not black, no jumper. Can we file a copyright with black no jumper? Anyway. I had to send out some, never mind, let me.

No. No. B and J. Like E and J. We could use that logo. Wait, B and J? P.B. and J. Why would it be B and J?

I was thinking like Ben and Jerry's. Why would it be B and J? Did you say they have Netflix. They had a Netflix flavor. At the hotel. Oh, they probably do. A Netflix flavor? A Netflix flavor of Ben and Jerry's.

I wonder what it. it is. Can you pull that up so we can analyze the ingredients? I would love to know what's in it. Anyway, they got like a Jimmy Kimmel flavor too. What? I swear to go. They're giving all the weird. It's like a tonight show like a tonight show flavor. They have a show right now that's fucking crazy.

Squit games. I knew you're going to say it. Bro. It's just fucking crazy right now. I've seen they brought gang land back. Fuck gang land. We played squid game. No, they didn't. I just saw it on Netflix or it's called gang lands, which I'm not sure if that's probably not the same game is like a I heard it was very hard. It's kind of like

hunger games damn near. You watch it, Josh? You got to kill people. I trust Josh's... Well, it's like a lot of contestants play this game, and like, if you do something wrong, you die. And there's like this a whole bunch of money on

online. I would be dead immediately. Yeah. Any game? I don't know. I just feel like I'm going to fuck up. Benning Jers is releasing a new ice cream flavor called Netflix and chilled. That's so stupid. Made in collaboration with the streaming platform. The treat is made with peanut butter ice cream, sweet and salty

pretzels, swirls, and fudge brownies. It tastes like stranger things? Pretty inoffensive. I would definitely eat that. It just tastes like a random show. It tastes like a Demi Gorgon. It tastes like Joe Gzogas ball sack. You guys ever had you ever had salt and straw? Yeah, the best ice cream. The best ice cream.

The best ice cream. You think Ben and Jerry's is good until you have a pint of ice cream that costs like four times as much. That's salt and straw and it's stupid. I pay like $10 for like two scoops. It's expensive. but it's so good. It's very good. All over.

It's all over. Yeah. They got a couple locations, I think. They got one in ours district, obviously. Whenever we go, it's like a real look into who the yuppies that want to buy ice cream at like 9 p.m. Some of the flavors are weird, though. I would be there somebody like that. Some of the flavors are weird, though.

It is an extremely white demographic who wants to buy ice cream at 9 p.m. It'll be like lavender, camamil. Yes. And, I mean, it's good, but it's just like. It's like some shit. I would have never thought like I'm like saying sign me up oh oatmeal lavender

camamile ice cream they go crazy they got like I mean I'm more of a shaved ice I mean shaved ice type of nigga I'm more of a I'm more of a shaved balls type nigga manscaped

that's the trashiest thing I ever heard you say Shaved ice is great bro you never been to Hawaii but comparing that to like a top notch fucking pint of ice cream is like $20 you're telling me about an Italian icy on the corner is great in Brooklyn for a dollar

No, bro, not in Brooklyn. Like Hawaii, they got the thing and the cone is just like, and they stack up the ice like this and they put all the... I never had real-shaped ice like that. Yeah, bro. Can I fly with weed to Hawaii? You can fly with weed anywhere. Hawaii been tripping, especially if you ain't vaccinated.

I definitely shouldn't bring meth. Yeah, don't do that. Anyway, so, okay, we land in Miami. Fresh from Fresh and fit, picks us up at the airport like a fucking G. He really went out of his way and took incredibly good care of us while we were out there, bro. Yeah.

That's far. He would not return the favor. I have never picked someone up from the airport. If it was up, we didn't have no plans, bro. I said, I'm about to call fresh, bro. If we was leaving it up to Adam, bro, you'd be just sitting in the Airbnb. We all have been sharing his hoodie in the fucking cold.

Bro, I tell you, our hotel wasn't even ready. The hotel wasn't ready? By the time that we got there, bro, no. What time did y'alland? I'm such an insular mordo that if I don't, like, you know, I didn't want to hit up fresh at fucking nine in the morning and come pick us up. I felt bad. You know, I would

have gone to the hotel and just sat in the fucking waiting area on my phone. Until 3 p.m.? That does seem extreme. Your boy, AD took care of them when they was in L.A. They said whenever AD's in Miami, we're going to give him the red carpet treatment. So he said, hey, when you get there, call me,

I'm going to pick you guys up and we're going to do everything. Normally it's just difficult for me to do that. Like even, okay, today I interviewed. How did he fit all of y'all in his car? I interviewed Fat Nick today. I fuck with Fat Nick but my schedule really does not allow for me to go like pick Fat Nick up from the airport and like

you know kick it with him like I got I just got too much shit to do so it's like the fact that he went that out of the way to fuck with us was I was just incredibly so now when he comes here are you even going to think about at least sending him an Uber you have to maybe you could pick him

if I don't have a packed schedule like I often do then I'll definitely pick fresh up from the airport fresh so does a lot of I love, man. And this motherfucker, okay, you know what he did? This motherfucker fresh. All right. You know what he did?

So we go off a brunch? I'm thinking that I'll try to grab the check if possible. He grabs it before I can fucking see if he pays for it. All right. Fair enough. Oh, before you go there, I let a fucking no jumper fan meet us at the brunch spot, bro. What do you mean? He replied to some random dude.

Josh's face? He did. He DM, he was like, he said, AD, bro. I can't miss his opportunity to meet you. He was like. Just come, just like, let me come pull up for you. And I said, man, I sent him. I said, man, come pull up on us.

We all eating breakfast right now. And then he waited outside for us to finish breakfast, bro. What if he was a fucking, he waited outside? What if he was an assassin? He took a train and an Uber, bro. Yeah, he was taking the train and he thought that he wasn't going to get to the brunch spot in time. So he jumps up off of the train, moving train. And then dives off.

Dives and rolls onto the ground. He lands in the Uber. Never stops moving. and comes and meets up us literally gets to talk to AD for like 90 seconds. Dude was so thankful. I mean, that's tight. That was a really nice thing to do. Pictures with all of us and stuff.

I'm going to be honest with you. It's a little things like that, bro. You got to show, bro. You got to show the fans that we fuck with them, bro. They come and watch us every fucking week, bro. We wouldn't be shit if it wasn't for them, bro. And I totally agree, but I'm at the point of my life and maybe I should reconsider this where if I look at my phone and I'm out getting brunch and I see a fan who's like,

yo, let me come meet up with you. The last thing he's going to do is even open it. I'll probably just not respond to that because, you know. He was just like, man, I got to meet you. And I was just like, man. Wait, wait. But was it, was this someone that, like, you had already replied to in this, in the, he hits me up like, that's what I'm saying.

Yeah. It didn't just pop up. It's like, he always comments on stuff. Okay. Okay. You're real, you. All right. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

He's a real supporter. I've got plenty of supporters that I, like, respond to them all the time on. Yeah. Yeah. I respond. I just don't, I can't respond to everybody. Stop the cow. Stop the cat.

Stop the gap. If somebody even says something thoughtful, usually I try to respond. If it's just like, you know, boring or like, here's my sound call, I think that I don't respond. If somebody says something that, like, makes it clear to me that they actually watch the podcast and we're thinking about it. I like responding to a show like that. No, for show, for show. But shout out to that guy. He took pictures with us, man.

Said out to him. Bro, he was like, when we're taking pictures, he's shaking, bro. That's fire. He's like, he's like. Oh. He had. What if he was planning on killing Adam? He had Parkinson's.

Stop back like he was nervous. He had Parkinson's. He didn't know how to have Parkinson's, bro. I thought he was being dead eye. I was trying to trick him. No, bro, why do you say that? I mean, that's what I would explain to shaking, right? Oh, my God.

Shake, shake, shake, shake it off. Anyway. Don't try to do sexy stuff to us. That's just my wondering question. Don't try to turn me on. I think I did that and lick this fucking lick that thing, shake, shake. I know you're not talking, nigga. You was over here molesting Lenna's leg last week in front of us.

show was I. This is my babe right here. I want to let you all know. This is my leg. I want everybody to know. You come sign to the Lina and Adam Management Company. Why do I turn into Smoky Robinson? That's not Smokey Robinson at all. Bill Cosby. That's Adam Robinson. That's Adam Robinson.

This is my sitch. I fucking put babies inside. I'm going to rub her leg. What? What? You've been around too long, man. Oh my God. Whatever. I'm rubbing the leg. Fuck y'all. Okay, so what's up, man?

Get to the juicy stuff, man. So then... Who cheated on who? A.D. cheated on the streets. He joined the boys. Anyway, so then we go from brunch. We go to the shopping district. We go to the Bap store.

Whoa. I purchased Parker a couple of Bap Fits. No, you did not. Yes. So Parker's out here getting slimy with it. Yes. It was so easy for me to decide what I wanted to buy her for clothes. Whereas for me, I didn't really personally want anything from the Bates store.

Right, that's fine. Then we go to the fucking, bro, we go to the Chrome Heart store. And before we even realize what's going on, Fresh gives them $100, pays $100 each for me and AD to go into the Chrome Heart store. You have to pay to go shopping. Well, because, like, it's on some like appointment only type of. Appointment only is like real exclusive. Yeah.

Especially to Miami. I don't even want to buy a shirt. Yeah, you had to at least buy a T-shirt. I had to buy two shirts just to make it worthwhile for us. I'm looking around. I'm trying to find something. It looks like something I want. It's the most simpleish, like white.

It's literally made for you. I spent almost two grand down when he went to the shit. At the Chrome Art store? He bought two T-shirts. I bought, well, them T-shirts were like $200 T-shirts. There was like six something. 600? No, they're not.

600 for both, bro. I thought you meant they were 600 for one. Okay, you were trying to be Mr. Relatable and fucking with the fans. Guys, you think that he's Mr. Coral Relatable guy. He spends $300 on a t-shirt. He's a fucking. I'll spend a lot of Babe, too. He's an elite.

He's a coastal elite. And not in a good way. be. He's not like you. Yes, I am. Nigey, you should have bought a damn shirt. I just didn't really see him. He paid for you ought to get in. He's like, I don't want.

You could have bought the most simple just black that says chrome hearts on it. It's hard for me to put into words how much I don't want to own that. I feel you. You know you see everybody rocking the same as that chrome heart? No, no, no, no. It would kill my soul to be wearing that same exact shit.

Because he's like, I want the damn. I spend $100 for us to get into this shit. I want the jeans so bad. I'm like, man, I'm going to buy some shit. And once I was walking out, I remember that he took the free coffee. No, you can't drink the free beverage and not buy it. Once I was, he was, he was a hundred dollars to get in is more than like, you know,

we went in the lids and didn't pay nothing, you know? Like, I went in the Hot Topic Club. I've watched something everywhere we went. I know because he was addicted to consumerism. He can't just not buy something. I mean, honestly, I would have did the same thing. He's just having a fun time. He's like, supermarket sweep.

He's like, oh, let's fill the card up. Yeah, yeah, we go. You got a box of Cheerios. Yay. What you should have, you should have bought the jeans. The jeans are like four grand. Four grand.

I didn't see the jeans here. Jesus Christ. The jeans. Or you should have bought the Chrome Hearts Rolex. And there was one shirt that I actually asked. I'm like, do you have this in Excel? They said, no.

I should have bought a large. I go home. I see Pump wearing on Instagram. There you go. It's like sex records or something. Who is that a collab with or something? I think that's just like there. Either way, bro.

It's like that's why I can't buy Chrome Hearts is because everybody else is it. I don't want to look like everybody else. You wear a fashion over men. Just right now. I don't. I wear it all the time, actually. Speaking of them, I'm ready to come back home.

I'm sorry. Ready to come back home. You see more of a boo-hoo man type of guy. What's boo-hoo man? I used to fuck with them too. It's like a fashion-over competitor. I used to go to fuck with them too. But I'm ready to come home.

When you sign your fashion-over contract, it basically says that you can't do like a boo-hoo man post within 24 hours of your fashion-over post or whatever because they're in tight, tight competition. I used to be very bad. I'm sorry. You're a boo-hoo boy. No, Abaha man. Can I wear...

What's the... Who? Who? Who? Who? Who! Who? Can I wear, like, uh,

Rihanna Savage Fenty men? Silk boxers? On this podcast, yes. No, I meant, I meant, like... Maybe for the patron. I would have them. Oh, I love that idea.

Yeah, you know? Just mix it with... No, no, no. It's just wearing boxing on y'all. Relax. Relax. Relax. You know, okay.

Hey, Monti. Just so you guys know how good this podcast is going to be, I'm going to tell you some cool stuff about the Patreon as soon as we get done with this Miami thing. Anyway, so we go to the Chrome Heart store. My first time being in the Chrome Heart store didn't buy shit because I'm a cheap fuck. Then we leave there.

We go back to the hotel. We did hit the Louis store and stuff too, but I'll spare you those details. Then we go to Fresh and Fit. Me and AD do a two hour, or no, an hour and a half or something. Just me and him talking to them. That was cool.

But then they bring in 14 women. Huh? Or I think maybe 12. It was like 14. 12 or 14 women. I'm so glad I stayed at home for this. The table was so beyond pat. And we brought T.R.R.

With us. So the table is crammed. He's like half a person. He's like a person. You are a terrible person. And then the couch over there, half arm. They put,

oh, trying to say he was skinny. You feel I mean? Now you didn't just took it to somewhere. No, shut out T. I thought we went that whole trip without giving him any arm jokes, too. You can't do that.

Look at this asshole. what you're a what's it called an abelist an abelist yes abelor yes it is he's an abelist anyway so then then they're not a couch full of four girls too and the crazy thing about it is right away so this is the thing that's been going viral i has like six million views on ticot right now is that there's this girl kiki clout right you remember her from from back i do remember her you swam or dms or something no no i didn't i never like met her but i remember she was on that interview with uh violet myers yeah aren't they beefing or something now, though? I don't know if they're beef anymore. She said that

they were cool, but anyway, I don't know about that. Fresh and fit asked me, they're like, is it cool if Kiki Cloud comes? And I said, yeah, and they're like, she has a problem with you. I'm like, I don't care. I'll argue with it. Who cares? Who cares? You know? So, she was donating to say fuck you. Oh, during the first interview, yeah. She was donating to say, fuck you, Adam, and talk all this shit

in the messages on the Fresh and Fit. But was it the talk to screen or whatever shit? It wasn't like reading it out loud, but it was showing it on the screen, whatever. But anyway, so then we we started doing the episode with all the girls and pretty quickly we get into the beef and me and her have this big ass fucking argument

and it got intense what was the argument I was like then I seen them you can watch the clip if you want no you got to explain to us he found a blue bandana bro and the energy just went

I thought you put it on there for him no he did all it himself yes oh my god no oh my god this nigga Yeah, you can't come back now. Yeah, you joined the other side, man.

You look so stupid right now. I just want you to know that. With the flannel underneath? You're like an old Joker. Like a Joker card? No, like Joaquin Phoenix on this. Okay, so... Okay, so Shorty Siddera, and immediately starts airing her grievances out with you.

Her grievance, if I had to explain it, was basically that I did that interview with her and Violet. Shut up to Violet, by the one. The clip was then reposted on Instagram and whatnot a bunch of times. I don't think it ever tagged Kiki Cloud. I don't even know if it ever tagged Violet because it was on TikTok and stuff, you know, so I don't. Is this when Violid was talking about how she liked getting shit on and all that? Yeah, that was the thing that went viral. And, you know, Kiki's sitting right there and she didn't say anything about wanting to get shit on.

So she's not really, even though she was there, that really didn't go viral. So she's like in the viral clip, but she's not really getting much from it because she's not talking and nobody's tagging her. that's part of what she was pissed off about and she's stupid she had messaged me a few different times wanting to come on the podcast and i hadn't responded because i just you know whatever like you're already on here once i don't i don't normally interview people more than once unless there's like new shit going on or whatever and you know what new shit going on there's going to be some shit going on you know you got to poop on somebody get a new shit going on yeah yeah some beef you know whatever but anyway so we we get into this big ass argument you guys can go watch it but i'm

not trying to rehash the argument because we squash it afterwards i think she kind of realized that she was being sort of unreasonable once i explained it to her and then we were cool and we're actually supposed to fuck in a couple weeks now because uh we're going to do only fans together with lena so that's gonna be cool like i was yelling at her and now i get to fuck her face that's pretty You should probably yell at her again, like, for the content. You're not good enough. Or I want to find out... You're mid.

Yeah, I want to find out how down to get disrespected she is. Because I would love to do like a really, like, filthy fucking... You should bring some Doritos. Aggressive scene, yes. Doritos and water. Covering... Oh, yeah, if I could just pelt her with food in general, I would love that. You should put Doritos, cool ranch, and water in a blender, make like a mush.

Yes. And I'm saying... And I really, I want to empty out a jar of jelly on. her head. What the fuck? No, you know what you should do? Yo, yo, yo, you know what you should do? You should, like, do like a whole fake like roll plate thing and be like, all right,

well, since, uh, violet like shit and then you like pull out like a diaper but like some... They won't let us do that on all any things. Why don't you just like warm up a Snickers bar and put it in a diaper or something? I feel like my shit was probably more like a butterfinger. It's got like a weird and like crusty center.

A weird orange color. My shit's more like a white chocolate Hershey bar I hope it's not That means you should go to the doctor You got colon cancer You know shit white White with black dots in it

Hell no You know when a dog takes a shit And what it looks like a couple weeks later If you keep walking by it No I never The dog shit turns white I never saw a week Weeks old dog shit

I think that's when they have worms and shit You didn't live in the suburbs though In the suburbs we would walk by a turd Over and over and over And you would see it slowly Because white people don't care about the environment man, they just leave the dog shit there. That is true.

Fugs. Josh is searching white dog shit. Look, boom. White dogs. What the fuck? I literally have never seen his... That is the right. Look at all the way it's top right, though.

It's fucking from stepbrothers because they made them lick a white dog shit in the movie. I thought that was you up there for a second. Look at all these naughty dogs. Bro, this is disgusting. Yeah, yeah. Noddy, daddy, dog. I can, like, smell the screen now. What causes white dog poo?

I might have to look into that more. White people call. is white dog poop because y'all don't care about the environment. Anyway, so. That's a tick. We go, you're a tick. So then we, so we do the rest of the episodes with the girls. Did anybody else yell at you?

No, we got along pretty good with all the girls after that. There was a bunch of stars, I think. There was a bunch of them who we were really, really having a good time with. A couple of them were one of them had only fans, and Myron ended up making out with her. Whoa. Thanks to A.D. Addison Cactus. I pumped it up for him.

Oh, that's the one you sent in the group chat that was twerking. She was throwing that thing. I don't think that he wanted to know that it was to post it in the group chat. No, I'm sorry. That's fine. Yeah, right? I was going to say, like, she was throwing it back. She was throwing that thing crazy.

Officer Myron, and that was pretty funny. Officer Myron. I'm sorry. He's had to do that. Yeah, I was going to say, like, he seemed like he wasn't even a part of Y'all trip at all, really. He was, like, sick. So he wasn't around during the day when Fresh was taking us around. He was sick of y'all niggas.

That's what he was. I guess he just wasn't feeling good. I saw him like face a bang energy in order to get energy for the show, which is, that's, that's serious. Your nerves have to be fried to face a bang. I feel like my nerves have been fried. Like my hands have been feeling weird. You should face a bang.

I hear that's good for that. Probably not. I'll spare you guys all the other details, but we had a great time on the other. It was like the most fun. I don't know. Like at first I thought like, this is stupid. Why the fuck are they bringing in 14 girls? 14? That's crazy.

I felt like if you had six girls, that would be more than a, Yeah. Four. Five. 14. But it actually was fucking great because it's like, I don't know. You get so many different perspectives. Yeah.

Like the most fascinating thing was when we went around the room and we asked them what, when you get into a relationship, what do you bring to the table? And nobody had an answer. Really? 95% of the time, they just talked, they ended up talking about what they want from the dude. They were just like talking circles until they end up telling you what kind of guy they want. Wow.

It was bizarre. It wasn't like, it wasn't even like, oh, I got a fat ass, I got this, I got that. No, it's like, I asked them, I said, what other than sex can you bring to the table? It was like you have been planning that because you knew that they would give a terrible answer. No, that's like the, that's the number one thing, Kevin Samuels and fresh and fit-faced women, bro. I mean, that's a real serious question. I mean. And you see the genius of their content because they only need one question and it takes like 20 minutes to go around the room without each girl answers.

So it fills the fuck eye You know what it's like It's like going on a date With 15 fucking women In the course of two hours But you get a little bit of their personality Just enough to sort of get an idea of what you think of them Yeah

And then all of a sudden the show's over But think about this though If you got if you got one girl answering Then like But if you're like number 13 Then you kind of hear all the other girls say Stupid ass answer Yeah

Wouldn't you have formed a better answer by the time You think but pretty much by the time You get to the end the answer would be if anything the answers seem like they got more uniform like they kind of like were like kind of scared going outside the box so they ended up giving like pretty straightforward answers well give me one example of of one thing that they said honestly i would i would implore everybody to go watch it because yeah i want to go watch their inability to say anything that made any kind of sense was mind-blowing yeah they're just they're just

it'd go from like oh yeah i'll inspire them to like oh oh Well, then he will have to have this. Oh, Jesus. I want a man who's got aspirations and a good career. And it's like, did you just like forget what the question was? I want a man who got aspiration, ass burgers. Ass pizza, nice ass pizza collection. Where is Yuri at?

Yuri, I need Yuri to give me my goddamn $500 back because Yuri made me fucking buy this fucking ass pizza drop two months ago. But you shouldn't know nobody gets their ass pizza drops. God damn it. It's like, Yuri always tells me about how like nobody gets it. The comment section, like his Instagram comment section is like, it's like years worth of people bitching about not getting their shit.

Bro. But I mean, I'm not saying that. I thought this time was going to be different because it was like the Supreme Club or whatever. But do we really believe that was a real Supreme Club? Did Supreme ever say anything about it? Damn, you know what?

They never did. Hustle G. Well, I'm, I'm just curious. I'm taking my money back directly from Yuri's, No jumper paycheck. As far as I'm concerned,

if Supreme didn't sue him, it's an official collab. That's what I was saying. You know? Like if they turned a blind eye, that's basically a collab. That's you collabing on not doing a lawsuit. No,

I think, I think that they let him do the collab through his own terms, like dude, ass pizza way or whatever. You think they gave him a bunch of Supreme patches to put on the shirts or something? No,

no. I think that's the expensive thing about doing that shit. I think they produced the shirts and the stickers and all that and let him release it. Because I think that was one of the terms that he like, put forward they're owned by this big billion dollar

multinational company could you imagine them explaining to them like yeah we want to do this collab with this ass pizza kid I know right and Yuri I don't think it's

it's not fake like it would have been well I mean it did it's kind of fascinating I know I know where do you okay so I was thinking

about it like people go on apps and buy drip yeah all the time where do you go when you're doing this you know it's funny like

I'm thinking about stock I'm thinking of trying to buy drip. No, thank you for asking this question because, like, so many people will ask me specifically where I get certain stuff from. And I'm like, I don't have an answer for you because I feel like the underground streetware game is, like, blowing up right now. Well, you should go check out a vaunt space on Instagram. And you should go check out your activities collab, right?

Oh, that's not a collab. I just modeled. Oh, okay. I thought that was a little collab of you guys are known. Maybe it went on the way. I'm wearing a little high roller sample piece right now. That's hard, too. The Ben Davis?

No. That's hard. and I had to crop it because I'm on my crop shit right now. I don't know why. A little Xavier TV fitted up there. Why you said that? Because they ain't got no decals or nothing. It ain't AD fitted.

Yeah, you know what? I feel like... This is a J-Tips. This is the face of stock hats. It's not stock. This is not a stock hat at all. I have to say... It's got no fancieness.

This is a 1992... Oh, okay. World Series patch. It's not a J-Tips, friends and family and school. No, no, no. Shout out to J-Tips. Nine of 11. Suck this J-tip.

You got a crown on your thing. Because I'm the king. Anyway, okay, so here we go. What do you use, Deep Pop? No, honestly, but you got to understand, like, my levels of drip is, like, surpass the normal human being. So, like, when I'm going into, well, first of all, a lot of the stuff that I get,

like, clothing-wise is all either from my friends, from people that reach out to me, and I really like their shit. Because there's a lot of people that reach out to me where I'm like, I have too much shit to where if I don't love it, I'm not even going to respond because I got too much shit. See, that's my problem is that I end up wearing

just shit that people send me because they send it to me. And then like sometimes I'll respond to people with small brands and stuff. But I want to actually just start buying shit that I like more often. Like when I was in Miami, this guy, fuck, what's his name?

Austin. Don't make a joke. Bigroom. No, it's like Austin Epstein. or some shit like that. I swear to God. And you're in Florida, you definitely be with the Epstein. No, but shout

out to Austin. He gave me like four pairs of these pants. So it's like, I've been wearing the fuck out of these. I love them. Shiny pants. It's a good wax denim, but it's not wax on the inside. It's regular denim on the inside. Oh, that's great. So it's not all fucking weird

weird and hot. What size is you wear? I want to rock those. 36. I'll try them out. I'll take them off for a lot. You want them? Yeah. Show me your cock. Sit down. No.

Keep the baby signing on. You see it's a product, but you know. I just farted. I'm not going to lie. Can you believe I interviewed Fly Soldier and that was fucking insane. I can't believe. I can't believe that I saw them in this office. I resisted doing that interview hard, but you know that Kodak might be signing.

Oh, my, my fucking. He changed his name. Kodak told him to change his name. So he changed his name. To what? Codiac Red. That's not the one I got put in the car, is it? I got them.

to tell that whole story. So, oh, wait, never mind. About the kidnapping. I was going to ask you what happened. You ain't a blood issue. They don't call it. They denied it being a kidnapping.

You got a tune. Yeah, I was going to say that was crazy. Mind-blowing interview. Also, mind-blowing. Trayway. Trayway 6K. Saw that interview.

Oh, boy. That was a good one. Shout out to him. Was Josh here? My Josh. He was. Tell out to Josh. He was.

Shout to my boy. 10-90, Josh. Why does that always the joke? 1080s, sorry, I fucked it up because he's a snowboarder so he does 1080s. Anyway,

so we do that whole thing with the girls. Then as soon as Fresh and Fit ends. We're still telling this Miami story. It's almost over. Soon as Fresh... He decided, man.

I was fun. I left the house finally. I know, right? Of course I want to take an hour and a half to describe it on the podcast. We leave the Fresh and fit environment. We take off.

Fresh rushes us to the club as if it's like an emergency that we hit the club because it's almost almost like three o'clock the club closes at four wait y'all did the fucking shit till three a m yeah dude shit just runs late in florida you sort of realize because like even that that boxing match was going till one in the morning uh-uh but then you kind of realized that would have been done at like 9 p.m here right because that if it's on pay-per-view there then it's done by 10 p.m. on this side which sounds

about right right so like they do everything a little bit later there and even like the fresh and fit live stream it's not it's only ending at 1 a.m. for their time zone it's ending at 10 p.m. from our time zone which seems a lot more reasonable. So it's like everything is a little bit later on the East Coast. It's kind of easy to forget. As soon as it's done live or like club. Yeah, exactly. We dart to the club.

Strip club or regular club? Regular club. Ah, you fucking lame-olds. I'm three white claws deep. We walk right up in there. Walk right up there. I don't know what the fuck fresh said to the DJ, to the bouncer guy. Boom.

He lets us in. Out of 22, no jumper in the building. Yeah, he said, hey. Hey, D. This guy, four million subs. Let's go. This guy. his song was using a Jake Paul TikTok.

You! You and you! And you! Anyway, we walk up in there. All of a sudden, we're in the section. We're with fresh and fit and all their fucking weird, like businessmen type dudes. Did the 14 bitches come to the club too? Many of them did.

Not all of them, but they did end up coming as well as Eliza. Eliza pulled up to the spot. My Twizzie. Eliza was shaking. What? My Twizzy. You never heard that? What's a Twizzy?

You got to get on to the. The yeet language. I keep calling you A Dizzle. That's not a Twizzle. I got you saved you in my phone as A Dizzle. It's got to be A Dizzy now. No. Dizzy bitch.

My Twizzie is my twin. Oh. When I'm with my bitch, I call it my busy. So what is it dizzy then? And when I'm getting lit, I'm getting Lizzie. But what is it dizzy then? My dick. My dizzes.

Can I smell your dick? Oh my god Shemma You don't remember that You don't remember that song? Why you coming home at 5 in the month Hey how Josh know the only is going rough Can I smell your dick

Wait what are you doing I'm never I'm never surprised by Josh anymore Once I found out that he used to have dreads Hell no No he did it bro Wait were you not here when they talked about this That was a way

No he had dreads I fuck with that Nothing was the same. Josh is the original Hoff twins. Let me put my glasses on. There's nothing whiter than being a white guy with dreads and having to shave them off in your early 30s because they start pulling on your hair line

and that shit will advance your balding. I'm not saying that's what happened to him, but it happens to many men that I've seen through my life, the white guys with dreads who I'm very tapped in with. You look like Mac 10. Thank you. Anyway. Speaking of white man with dreads,

I was so disappointed in the hog. Twins interview. Why? Because they literally cannot stop talking over each other the entire time. They're interrupting skills. I couldn't even, I couldn't even listen to it. It was nuts, wasn't it? Like, it was like they were, and you would think that like since they're twins, they would have some type of unison in the way that they talked. Right. It was, they were all over to place. Let's dig into this though. How did you feel about their use of the word? I mean, I don't love it. No, no, no. I thought you're going to say, how did I feel about their, their whole like thing? Right. Honestly, I'll watch some, like, YouTube, like, analysts, like, analyze how, like, they thought it was fake or, like, scripted or something. I thought that shit was real.

And I honestly, coming from L.A., coming from somewhere where, like, a lot of people that I've grown up with that were, like, pretty much, like, in the same similar predicament as them, it was, like, they were, like, the only, like, either Asian or the only white kids, whatever, like, in the group of, of all. black friends yeah you feel me so it's like that wasn't something uncommon to me being from california is like seeing like that one one or two kids that was in the in the squad and like they had to like fight to be respected and um yeah i'm not saying this right and like honestly as you get older you realize how ignorant it is and like how like that shouldn't be that's what i was trying to get across to them without being a dick about it is like yeah i i totally get it they're like your neighborhood there's like hell of black dudes that think you're real as fuck because they know all this shit about you and they think you're the real

deal and granted they walked in with a bunch of black guys who all clearly were super down with them saying it yeah but I also was trying to like kind of explain like that's not going to fly in real you guys are going to get bigger that shit is just going to stand out more and more and there's going to be more and more people that are going to take issue with it and all of a sudden if you guys get really famous nobody's going to get well fuck about the fucking 40 dudes in your neighborhood that don't care you know Now you got to impress like the Van Lathens and the fucking the Royce the 5-9 is excited because Royce the 5-9 reposted the entire Instagram live clip on his Instagram and this is

what he put for the caption. So let's get some thoughts on this. Priorities. Dear culture. I can't sit up in a fucking clubhouse room tearing down, accusing, threatening, and exposing my own people, parentheses, especially not a black woman, knowing that people like this think it's cool to behave this way you can't command respect from your own by any means necessary and then let shit like this slide y'all saw detroit ain't though i wish they would sincerely old

n-word wow so i thought it was interesting because uh you know i i was trying to do the interview and make it clear that i wasn't in support of them saying the n-word that that was a bad idea i don't know that i went in enough i seen a lot of comments was like 80 didn't show over this one on God it was so many it would have been so mad at you because you would have been letting them live right

see this is this is where I stand with all this shit bro it's like when you get to a certain plateau you know what I mean

you have you can't ignore the years of history bro of what that's done to our culture and shit like that bro

so if you really love black people bro if you really fuck with us and shit like that you got to be a leader and be like you know what

maybe I can say this around the peers that accepted and stuff like that And when you come to a platform, you can't, you have to acknowledge that. You know what? This was used derogatory against our people and shit like that. And maybe I shouldn't say this to a broader group of people who won't accept that.

You know what I'm saying? Like, it doesn't matter about the story at the end of the day when it comes down to that. Do you think that like the documentary and like the way that it. And I've seen the documentary. No, I understand. Because the documentary got two million views. And I bet there wasn't much hate because I was going to say like they were really, really, really, well-liked and popular from that.

Yeah, like the way, like the way the, the documentary, uh, like, like, like, sorry, the way the documentary like made them, like, like, showed them, it like, it was almost like hard for me not to like be going along with the story of what they were saying and being like, damn, these niggas are funny as hell. I would love to know what Royce would say. I'm sure he would still have the same opinion, but I would love to know what he would say after seeing that documentary. Yeah, yeah.

See, a lot of people. Different when he's sitting across from a white dude saying it. It's kind of different when you see him in that environment. I think it would be the same, bro. Yeah. I'm sure he would have the same opinion, but he would kind of understand the context maybe a little more if you saw that. That's one thing I will say.

I feel like a lot of people that had like this initial reaction to them. And I probably would have the same thing if I hadn't seen the documentary first. I feel like if you see the documentary about them first and then like, you know, you listen to their music or watch your interview. about them. It may like change your perception a little bit, but I will say one thing that, like, I didn't notice that rubbed me wrong

until I watched it, like maybe the second or third time was it was like, yeah, like, like, yeah, don't get it twisted. Like, nigga, we white and we got our white privilege, nigga and I used that bitch too. Like, that was like, that was kind of seen an interview. The thing that they said that that, that was in a documentary. The thing that they

said, I think that it was probably like the number one thing that would piss off somebody like Royce is that they basically said like, piss off anybody, really. Yeah, people are going to be hating on us, but they ain't never shot nobody. They ain't never like, like, like, basically they were like,

y'all can't tell me not to say the N-word because I'm gangster as fuck. I'm more gangster than you, et cetera, et cetera, et cetera. That's not what, that's not what Roy's wants to hear there. And bro, even our people, bro, when they see us and they see us acting a way that they don't want us to act, bro, they're the first to say as black men, you shouldn't act like this.

You know what I'm saying? You should have respect. You shouldn't be gang-banging. You shouldn't hurt your fellow brother. at the end of the day. You know what I'm saying? So when you see somebody that's white doing it and saying it the same way, it's the same thing, though. It just makes it real counterproductive of what you want to push as black people going for a period. So it's like, like I, like, don't get me wrong. I understand it. I understand you grow, you grow up.

But like I said, at the end of the day, and that goes for everybody. Once you get to a certain, because honestly, I can say the same thing about myself and like the type of, the type of shit that I used to push or the type of way I would carry myself at first. And once- T tattoos. Huh? Xanax tattoos all over your body.

That kind of thing. But like, you know, like, I was like, literally used to like rap about doing drugs and doing drugs into videos and shit. Now we don't hear having like therapy sessions and shit. Shout out to OG suicide in the building. Yes, sir. But you know what I'm saying?

Like, like now as I'm getting older, as I'm getting older and like maturing and shit, it's like, bro, like, I realized like that I have a voice and that people watch me and that's not the type of shit you want to be pushing. onto people, even though it's different, but it's like, it's comparable. Those words are very powerful, bro. Man, for real. And it's just like, you know, you can, let's say another white kid

that has black friends and say, well, I got some black homie. So I can start y'all niggas to have. I can start saying nigger now and do all that. You know what I'm saying? That dude is going to say it around the wrong. Even if they are so thorough that nobody's going to catch them lacking, whatever, if you're just some random kid, there's a whole

shit little black people that are going to hear you saying that and they're going to take it upon themselves to smack you across the face. If you're lucky, just that. Because there's a lot of people who are not going to just let you walk away after saying that around them. And if you really know about our culture, bro, if you learn the history, I think you would think twice before saying the N-word on a public to 4 million subscribers, bro. That is a big part of why it rose people so wrong is because it's like, it just seems kind of ignorant of like the history of this country and stuff. And like I said, on a platform. I understand it though. I understand exactly where you come from. We got homeboys in

our neighborhood that are white or Mexican, you know what I'm saying? And you grow up, they say it is what it is. We don't give a fuck about it and stuff like that. But once you get to a certain platform, you've got to take responsibility, bro. It's not just your corner, you know what I'm saying? They're brand new to being famous at all. I believe it. So, I mean, they'll probably figure it out at some point.

Did you, did you, like, ask, like, how this documentary came about or like? I did, and it sounded like it was pretty random. Like, just one of the guys from Channel 5 knew them. Andrew hit me up as soon as he came out something that he liked it. because that was why I wanted to interview them is because after I saw the documentary, I was like, I just really have a lot of questions. There's a lot I want to know.

When I seen it, I was fascinated about a documentary. I was like, this is crazy. I'm like, you heard about these guys and shit like that? Do you know how many people I've showed that documentary to within the last like last month? And they seem like good guys, man. They DM me and, you know what I'm saying? They seem like they don't have any ill intentions, honestly.

I'll fuck with them. The fact that... Have you heard Twin Exotics? That's their song, the music video? Too hard. Yeah. No, they were pretty good. I was impressed. Like, it was actually hard. Wait until you hear the minorities rap.

Oh, I know it's by gas. I know. I know it's by gas. I know it's by gas. I guess they're shooting. Well, I don't want to fucking I don't want to fuck up that rollout, but I heard it. Did y'all end up doing that prank with them and shit? We did a video on the same money to appear together. Oh, we got to do another one. We should, but I'm working awesome shit with them if you want to be. The song I heard from them. I was like, damn. Like, they could actually be. I think I've seen them freestyle and shit in the car, like in their videos. I know they could rap. Right.

Honestly, just like people from the Bay just got a whole different type of swag. Like they did like, you know. Be nasty. Shout out to her. Another famous person from the Babe who was white and said that on my podcast. Who did not, who did not back down from that shit ever. No, she's still somewhere saying it right now. Yeah.

To the mirror. Pimp not to a bitch, on a bitch. To a stud. No, she's the stud. Okay. She is. bro i was interviewing ruga yesterday you don't know laurie lightfoot is no she's the mayor of chicago

no i'm sorry with the afro they didn't let the gdies in the dough and he goes man that's what they get for electing a stud they didn't let the jdies in the dog we talked all about that song you know what's crazy about that is that that he was saying that on live just saying it really people clipped it and started going crazy saying when you're putting out the gd song. Then he had to go in the studio and make it because it was just something that he was just

fucking around saying. That's hard as fun. Random. But that's how life is, man. The fans will lead you to the Promise Lamb. And when I'm interviewing Trayway today, he said that he said that he was locked up singing this ain't blank, this the Hovers. He was rapping

that, getting in fights while locked up because he was saying that shit. And then he gets out and he had to actually make the song. And now that's his biggest song. I fuck with him, man. I just like, I said, I met him at your shit. Yeah, I fuck with him, man. I'm just like, he's young and talented. I just like just focus on the music shit, man.

Like all the extra shit. Yeah, he was, you know. He seemed easier said than doing. He seemed focused on. He seemed like you realize that you got to not for real, man. Not be on the bullshit so much, yeah. You know? You can't say not don't be on the bullshit fully because it's like.

Yeah, you still live in the environments, bro. You can't escape it. You know what I mean? It's very hard to get away from that shit for sure. I'll fuck with him now. He's like, he's super level-headed. Like, he got. He got a good, like, head on the shoulders.

Like, he's a smart kid, man. Definitely. I'm going to play you guys something. Let's just play this. What are we right? Here, I'm going to play you guys a little bit of audio real quick. Hey, Lisa Simpson tattoo. Oh, that's fucking God.

Today we're going to talk about the piece of shit named Adam 22, who runs the channel, no jumper. Okay, this motherfucker. This is a Brazilian guy? This God. Fresh and fit months back. And they were trying to make fun of me in the community. Isn't that ironic?

Okay. The guy with the most proof of reason. results in the whole fucking industry more than the whole rest industry combined. He brings these two massive scammers, who were later outed. I'm going to just leave it at that, but I just love the way he opened to that. This piece of shit, Adam 22. This fucker. And I wrote him.

Oh, you found him? Like on Instagram? Well, no, because the guy, he made an original video, and he was like, this guy, fucking no jumper and his stupid, his stupid sidekick. I'm like, I got to be a stupid sidekick. Don't even know me. Wait, I thought you commented. Did he delete your comment? He probably did.

Oh, hell no. You don't love to delete the... Oh, no, it's all the way out of the bottom. AD said, somebody's salty. Come to L.A., loke. John Anthony responds, word on the street is you guys know for a fact that they are scammers, fresh and fit.

What are they scamming people about? I mean, his argument is that they are courses that they sell about how to get girls are not good information. He's convinced that he's the only motherfucker on earth who can get some pussy. I was going to say how, like, how can he gauge that? Because he's, this John Anthony guy believes that he is the god of getting pussy

and that nobody else has any good information about how to get girls at all. Didn't he have, like, a ridiculous number of women that you say he fucked? He's like, I have a 1700 like, I'm like a 1700 woman. Oh, sorry, it's 1700. He's like, I have the facts. I have the science. And I told him to, I was like, my nigger, you live in Brazil. Yeah, what, you go, you take advantage of women in fucking poor countries and stuff.

You like giving a bitch a loaf of bread To get some kutchey, like, come on Annal for a loaf of bread type shit. Okay. Word on the streets is you guys know for a fact They are scammers. Yet you have them on just for reviews. That's called being a shithead sellout.

Congratulations. Guess that makes me salty for calling a spade a spade. You responded. Word on the streets, you take advantage of women in poor countries. Come to the state's guru. Linguini head ass. This niggins traveling third world countries. He responds, take advantage.

What does that mean? I had banged 1,179 girls before I even arrived in Brazil. The majority of my lay count is from America. Is he fucking like, has a tally mark situation going on? And speaking of linguine, nice spelling, by the way, because you did spell it. You spelled it's horribly wrong. Looks like you have a little bit too many late night servings of that after you finish slurping on Adam 22. I didn't even know he wrote back.

I got to write him back now. Yo, he was talking spicy. Somebody else responds. Linguini? No, this is their fault. Two words. Two question lines. Linguini?

Loak? John Anthony, response to that guy. He responds. AD isn't the brightest crayon in the box. Would it be surprised if he graduated high school, L.O.L. He sounds racist now. Racist. And then on Anthony.

Someone else responded to him saying, calling a spade, a spade, that should be racist and shit. L.O.L. Which I actually have Googled that before. Is the expression calling a spade a spade a spade racist? Because I guess a spade was a term used for black people at one point in time. I didn't even know that. A spade is the black playing card or something. never come to Los Angeles.

He will get rolled up. He's not coming to conference. He's going to get fruit rolled up and he's going to be his science. He wouldn't even say any of that off the internet. He's, I dare him to come do an interview with us. He's definitely not coming to L.A. He's not coming to Compton.

Anyway, Danny Mullen also commented. Let's get an Adam 22, Danny Mullen and John Anthony, no jumper. NAD interview. John Anthony responds, I am still waiting for you to accept the pickup challenge for money, loser. Wait, what was the pickup challenge?

I think they would both go out and see who could pick up the most girls. Are you joking? Throw me in this bitch. Come on. Let's go. Stop lying to your fans that you accepted. Email me at John at John Anthony Lifestyle.com to set up details. What?

And he comments at this in a public place. John Anthony, I'm not doxing. Come sit down for an Adam and AD interview. I will bring to Linguini. Could you imagine if me and you and then him and one of his little butt boys were actually trying to get the most numbers of girls in public, we would fucking annihilate him. The fact that he even thinks he has a dog in this fight is fucking weird.

And we'll fuck them up. Afterwards? Yeah. Down. Boom. Anyway, yeah, I mean,

I can't even believe you guys are entertaining. I can't even believe that this dude is still. Why is he still making videos about me? Fucking, obviously he's going to make like way more videos about us now. Yeah. Are you talking? Fuck that nigga.

What is wrong with this dude? He's going to call me a crayon. you're not the brightest one in the box what color crayon would you be? That sounds like a horrible that's a mutilation of that expression because what's the original one? You're not the sharpest tool in the shed? I mean at least that makes sense because there's a reason for your tools

to be sharp. Just call me a nigga, why don't you? Yeah, basically. That's what you want to say. Oh, coded racism. He was like, I bet he didn't even graduate high school. I know, right? He's like, I bet he didn't have a father. Playing upon stereotypes. He's saying the most racist shit possible. And the spade is the spade.

Said you didn't graduate high school and the other thing, the brightest crayon. Because the black crayon is probably the least bright crayon in the box besides, I don't know, maybe brown. Damn. He probably was like, yeah, you probably like fried chicken too, huh? He did say that. No, he didn't say that.

He wanted to say that. I wonder if he's racist in Brazil and his picking up of women as well. Does he speak Spanish? I don't know. If he doesn't, that seems like he's really not doing his... He looks like he works a subway, bro. His head looks like a subway sub. Is that how he got to these 1800 kills?

He just giving bitches free six inch subs. His head looks like a white macadamia cookie. I put extra pepper on dinner. I put extra mayo on your sandwich. No. But he's so obsessed with like, I have the science that I slip with 1400 women. Yeah, like what the fuck are you talking about? That just doesn't even sound.

It just sounds like you're trying to oversell it. It's like nobody ever told them what a weirdo he sounds like. But I'm sure a lot of people, including us, have told him. No, but look, this is my thing. It's like, do you think, okay, when did you stop counting? After maybe like a year or two of my girl. Okay.

Which is too bad because now I can't remember all the porn strides that we've done content with. But I'm saying, like, do you have a rough number of how many girls you slept with before you got with? Like 300 something? That's what I'm saying. Like, nigga, who the fuck is really sitting there tallying how many girls they've slept with?

Because he thinks that this makes him the boss of the pickup artist's game. Because he is fucked the most girls. And he says he's fucked the most girls. He sells tips The same way Fresh and Fit sealed tips to get girls too

So he's the exact same business model Except he just thinks his shit is better It would be like If we just picked out Another podcast And we were just like

Fuck Rory and Ma They think that they could talk About shit No, no We talk about shit We have the facts We got We have the science

We're better at talking about shit than you So fuck you Because his whole argument In that Is like that Fresh and Fit Are proven scammers But

How have they been proven To be scammers? Like you can say that you don't think that they're methods or whatever the fuck they're selling, which I have no idea because I never bought the course. You could say, oh, that that shit's not legit. Fine. Whatever. It's all a matter of opinion, bro. Listen.

Fresh got some girls. He had girls face something the whole time that we were out there. I thought he had a girl. No. Wow. All right. They're both single. Oh, is it? But I thought.

I thought somebody was like, oh, yeah, like, I thought they were talking shit about his or his wife or something like that. No, no. That's over and preach. That's a reverse. I thought somebody was talking about Everybody else involved Just single

Shout out to preach I do I want to acknowledge And just tell you guys For a moment About the Patreon episode That we put out yesterday On Monday

So we had Kazumi return Cosumi part two Can y'all invite me next time Kazumi's here You can call us on one Are you done to get your ass eating? No Okay

Then you can't come Kazumi came back And she brought this girl Ava Marie Maybe if I get a wax first I'll be down Oh my God Kazumi will wax your asshole.

She shows up with this other girl. Ava, pretty cute. Did you throw Doritos and water on her too? We didn't get into all that. But they told a lot of crazy stories. But when the podcast really heated up, because I did it with Danny Mullen. Danny Mullen.

Shut out Dallemone. Shout out Dalmatian. Danny Mullen was with us. And at some point, within the podcast, we started to request the girls. to fist each other. They didn't have any lube. So that idea was like sort of quickly nixed.

But the idea did come up and use like water and the girls did approve it. Water is maybe not. I feel like for fisting you need like real deal lub. You know? Anyway, so they have small hands too. Do you do they start like one finger at a time? Yeah. I mean you warm it up.

But then all of a sudden you got a karate shop your way. Yeah. I'm like, how do you get all? Okay, anyway, go ahead. People be fisting. I don't know. I couldn't really imagine this going in too many pussies, but maybe it was going to be a pussy out there that could handle this.

I thought they were uppercut. Fishing assholes. Finish him. They go flying, they land on the spikes at the bottom. Okay, so Kazumi's fisting. We started talking about them doing the fisting. That kind of gets rejected. So then the girl, Ava says that she's a squirter.

It's decided that she's going to squirt onto Danny Mullins' film. face. Why not on Danny Mill then? He's in a relationship. Wow. And so this guy, his name is cigar guy. I'm not sure why he's a cigar guy. But Ava sits...

He likes cigars? Maybe. Ava sits down on the couch and starts proceeding to go to town masturbating and ends up blasting him in the face pretty good with her own squirt. How, how, uh... I didn't pay... How hard did it squirt out? She was masturbating in his face long enough that it was like, I could.

kind of stopped paying attention at a certain point because it was so there was just so much masturbating I was sort of like just going in the other room talking to the guys because it was just at a certain point I was kind of it took her that long to get warmed up thought she was a professional it was taking her a while to create the the the squirt that she wanted to create in the one the one to fuck the pastor no that wasn't that was instant that was a squirt so it took her a little while but then once once they did that then Danny mullin he kept proposing new ideas and they proposed the idea that one of these girls would actually put

what Kazumi had ended up being would put her entire finger in his asshole. Yo, yonigas got some shit going on. I wasn't here. Now, needless to say, this content... This is literally turning into a porn company. Yeah. The Adam and Lenna. A porn company.

What the hell? I mean, they were fingering his ass while he was beating his limp dick on the couch. Shut the fuck. I swear on my life. Which couch was it? Talking stay away. Not the one that your girl said. sitting on the other one.

All right. We cleaned it, although I'm sure it's not going to soothe your concerns that much. Who was assigned the task of cleaning the couch afterwards? Erie. Huh? Her assistant did it. She had an assistant?

Okay. That guy? Yeah. That's why that guy was there? Yeah. To clean up the squirt? She has a random white guy as an assistant. Yeah.

How much is we're professional squirt cleaners get paid a year? We're going to have to ask them. Yeah. We got to bring him back on an interview. You want to know some bug that shit is like a fuck is going to me tomorrow. For only. offense he's jealous I'm so jealous

are you I got a question for you oh my god no no no no no no no this nigga is burnt this nigga is burnt the fuck out bro what's up with him no man this nigga man this nigga burnt what are y'all talking about I asked him wait a you fucking reposted me

on to your story you fucking burnt out of it what do he repost me and shorty on yeah what you're talking about him and shorty are fucking in love taking all these cutey picks up Relax. What do you want? Congratulations, Mr. phone.

Please, press the button, please. No, that's the homie, man. Relax. You weren't beating the cheeks? That's my homie. You didn't try to offer a little 400?

Maybe you give her some shoes. What? You're out of pocket. I feel like she fucks with you. She might hit you for the low, low. What if she likes him? He's a great guy. If you could get it for free, then you should get it for free.

But if not, you should hit it with the 400. Listen, that was like my first time hanging out with her. Just relax. That's YG. Oh, I was like, what? I'm like, are you in singing? I'm going to ask him later, you know. Just know that's the homie, man.

Damn. I mean, we just want to. I had a couple uncomfortable calls about that already. I didn't know he reposted it, though. I zoomed in a lot. I looked out for you doing in your caption. You know what I'm saying. So you guys can put whatever you want on your own stories,

but then as soon as Adam 22 reposted on his story, his story, shit is all fucked up. Yes, that's exactly what it is. A little bit bigger audience. Yeah. I don't need everybody that don't even follow me to be seeing this shit. I think I speak for everybody in the room when I say that we would all appreciate knowing what test riding your high-risk BBL would be like. Bro.

So I was curious. I don't know. I want to know what it's hidden for. Well, if you don't know, if you don't know, then you don't know. I don't know. You just, there you go, just blurt it out. Yeah, right. Can we get the gavel, please?

Yeah, right? Like. Why is so low? So quiet now. So quiet. It's probably up for them though. Hell no. Hit him with that.

I knew this is... Yes. I knew that this is going to come up. I knew this is going to come. Is that a lighter? He knocks up into Parker and one. No. Don't play with P.

Anyway. You don't even look like Parker. They didn't know what she looked like at first. Yeah, right. Yeah, that was a prototype. Fake baby. Wait, really? They made Parker like boss baby.

Wait, where is it at? We made the fake Parker figurines. No, because I think it comes with the Lennie doll from U-2s. What happened to it? Wow, so. The Lena one, I don't think we have here. We just have me. So basically, they don't fuck with you.

They didn't put your own baby. Don't throw that on the ground because it's down. It's going to break. We already had a fucking super glue of that thing. What? Basically, they don't fuck with you. They didn't put your baby on yours. I have the bike.

So then Lena has the baby in terms of the. sets. Why couldn't you like put a... I gave him a condoma. They could, yeah, right? I made a condo. Oh, yeah. Why didn't they just like put the,

put Parker on the handlebars or something? Parker wasn't even born yet. So in the, in the fake little Parker that was made a white baby. But she has like, her eyes are like closed, which when you actually look at Parker, she's like the biggest fucking eyes you ever seen,

which is kind of like her whole deal. So, honestly, I enjoy watching the Parker and stories on your, on your Instagram. Thank you. Sometimes I feel like. It makes you seem like a human.

Yeah. Honestly, right? I'd be forgetting that you're a real person. What do I seem like the rest of the time? Like you just go home, you get a bunch of wood with your ex, and you just make fires and shit on night. That's what you think I do when I go home and make like pork and beans and shit? Pork and beans.

You're eating hot canned beans. It's like you just started saying words and you didn't think about it. You're like a lumberjack. I'm the least natureish person on earth. That is a fact. Nobody has ever been less interested in nature than me. Yeah, this bitch asked me that I wanted to go camping I almost smacked the shit out of her

Sorry, I didn't mean to say I wasn't going to smack the shit out of her, but I used to love camping But there's too many mosquitoes now Man, I just don't want to be in the woods Like, nah, I'm good There's too many mosquitoes now, why? I'm down to go Do you think the world changed and there's like way more mosquitoes now?

I don't know when I was a kid, I didn't give a fuck I used to like camping and shit Yeah, I feel like I would go I'm down to pull up going to hike or some shit But then also get back in the car and drive home Then again, the last time I went camping, somebody ran over my foot. What the fuck? I swear.

Do you know I slept through a bear attack? What do you mean? They were like looking for food? 2003, me and the homies were sleeping in the woods in Florida on a BMX trip. Why are you sleeping in the woods? With the homies. We were broke. We didn't have money for a hotel or whatever.

Did you have wood in an axe? I wasn't going to build a cabin. I felt like that would have been a little much. but apparently a bear showed up and went through some of our stuff and I slept through the whole fucking thing yeah well it's kind of fucked up my friends didn't wake it up good thing you didn't shower

so the beard didn't want to take a piece of you yeah honestly that probably that might have saved your life your stinky rules your body odor just if I give you that hoodie will you wear it fuck no it probably smells so bad what if it smells perfectly clean

are you gonna wash it how else is it gonna get clean I mean you could just go I don't know how you wash anything You get his hit up ain't nobody cool They'll give you one They would I need the yellow one though

I'll hang it up for you like a trophy Isn't it crazy to think that I wore that Or they worked on that for over a year apparently Production was a huge pain in the ass They finally get it I wear it for four days straight Ruin it It's over

Hey how about you piss off Kiki When he's talking to the old lady What happened What happened? We walk out of the Kormard's store And Kiki is just chilling on a bench Talking to this old white lady Why?

And I just walk right up Kiki says He's like yeah Hey everybody say hi to my friend And ladies are hi And Adam was like Don't talk to him We just got out of prison

No I said he just escaped from prison I go don't talk to him We just escape from prison It's crazy Did the lady get up Kiki was pissed on with that shit He wasn't stuck Yeah you probably really scared

the fuck out of that lady. There's a big difference there though because saying he just got out of prison is not that funny. Saying he just escaped from prison and I realize now that this was inappropriate and I shouldn't have said it

and I apologize but just like telling a random person that he just escaped. Nobody really escapes from prison. It's very rare. If you ever see how almost got away with it? Who?

It's a show called. Almost got away with it. They escape a lot. Okay. Hell no. No, no, no. Oh, yeah, you were doing the gospel singing with Lizzo in the Fresh and Fit. That was not Lizzo.

That's so disrespectful. She was a great woman. People were commenting and calling on Lizzo. I loved her. She was delightful. You're going to call her fucking Lizzo right now. I couldn't remember Tatiana, so I called Lizzo. I'm sorry.

Bus down, Tatiana. And plus, we like Lizzo. Yes, we like Lizzo. Yeah, but you said that as a joke. Don't try to act like you wasn't trying to roast her right now. I couldn't remember her name. I called the other girl Kodak Black. You are out of pocket.

She wasn't even black. She just had a grill and shit. She was ratchet as fuck. She was from Hylia. What the fuck is Hylia? Apparently where all the ratchet people are from. The nigger, dumb. Somebody gas for this nigga, man.

They're trying. That's right. I saw a hell of people agreeing with me that I saw hella people just saying that High Leia is like the most lit, ratchet-outed-outed place in Florida. So it made sense that she was from there. Once you go to Florida,

you realize that everybody in Florida has their stereotypes about every part of Florida. Like, oh, you're from there. Oh, like, you know, we do it too for sure. Look, here's from Compton. White from Lawndale. Look at him. Palmdale. Wait, Londale or Palmdale?

Which one? Never. Never. I'm about to say something. Anyway. I want to know why he maddeny. Anyway. Yeah, so.

Oh, but anyway, the club. It was my first time being in the club in a long fucking time. 80s it lives in this environment we are still talking about this two hours in we got more talking still sober man I like that

I'm on the cushion only I'm on that good cushion alcohol you don't have to ask on the same part I'm like that I ask on my cushion ketamine that's real anyway yeah the club

club is fun but I was looking around Eliza showed up Oh, I just showed up. I'm looking around. You know, it's 4 in the morning. Anyone who's still up in the club at 4 in the morning is probably fucked up.

And trying to fuck. I'm looking around. I'm seeing girls at other boots in the fucking club guy. What is that being? I'm in their faces and shit. Like, I can just, I'm looking at them and it feels like I'm on Coke because I'm just watching them be on Coke or whatever fucking drugs they're taking. Oh, my God. They have to two see you in Miami.

I heard. Compton Crips, yeah. I'm uh no that's it that's new oh the two see right that's the new thing you ever try that no i'm not gonna tell you to try it no what is it i don't know what it is i'm scared it's like pink right it's kind of like molly or some shit but it's like oh i know that is i've seen that shit i had random girls ask me eliza asked me about it at one point i guess this is popular no i'm good i don't want to try not like i remember looking for my drug or choice when i was in miami i couldn't find it which was no everybody had tosy really

swear to God. Wow. That's crazy. I mean, I mean, I only ask like a couple of people. I'm not going to be like trying to like getting, like getting like drugs from random people in Miami. I don't know. Yeah, I'm sure we've never done that before. I mean back back in the day, but like anyway, I'm not trying to die, bro. No, that's good. I don't want you to die. Don't do the two C. But if you do do the two C, let us know how it is because we would love a review. Let's do a two C buck. Are we still doing the lean cast? I don't know. I'll break some sobriety for that. I'm not. I'm sure you're sober. I'm sure. Fuck you.

Yeah, probably sound like asshole right there. Anyway, club was cool. Took a bunch of 1942 shots. Still couldn't get drunk. What? You did not. Who paid for it?

He was drinking. Who paid for it? Three white claws and a bunch of 1942 shots still wasn't drunk. Is that where a no jumper company card is going to 1941? I was not paying for it. It didn't go to that Netflix ice cream. I'll tell you that. It was some other, one of the dudes, it was like his birthday or something.

My nigga, Mike, man. I love that. I love that. I love going to the club on other people's dime. The one time I went in it wasn't on anybody's dime, they gave me a fucking $4,000 check, and I'm looking at it, and I realized that there's one dude who was with us that I invited just to be nice, and he ordered like a $600 bottle. Shut the fuck up.

This was a long time ago. Oh, I was just talking about this. The one time I went and I paid, and I realized that this guy just casually ordered a $600 bottle on my tab. I wanted to crack it over his fucking head. I was so pissed off. But then how did it get to $4,000? Because it was already like fucking $3K.

for the booth and the fucking bottles. We'll just let the homie get the one-scent-dollar bottle. I was just being nice. I tipped. It was Lundas' birthday. Oh, okay. It was like we kind of realized that we weren't meant for the... Can you just hop back in the game and have one more crazy birthday party?

I'll throw a party. I don't give a fuck. His party. His party used to be lit. I can't hold you. I like to think of them like Charlie Sheen type of parties. It kind of was. Okay.

and hello-hows. Yeah. That's exactly what? Winning. I remember... Winning. Tiger's blood. I remember I fucked this

porn star girl back in the day and I thought it was pretty cool that she used to be one of Charlie Sheen's girls. Well, you better got it checked. Yeah. Yeah, then it came out in the news that Charlie Sheen had AIDS. And then all of a sudden I didn't know.

I didn't think it was cool after. Did you run to the goddamn clinic? I got tested all the time, so I already knew I didn't have it. But yeah, definitely. fuck this girl with no condom who used to fuck Charlie Sheen all the time, so that's kind of gross, I guess. Yikes. I survived, though.

I've been through a lot. Bumps and bruises. No, what we got. Okay, I have a question for you. For me, specifically? Did you watch, how much of the new academics podcast have you watched? Because I only saw the clip of Rich the Kid, which, to be honest, was kind of a disaster on multiple fronts. Jesus.

How much of it have you seen and what do you think? I didn't see the whole thing either. His 21 Savage episode that he did, I noticed that he's now sitting on the couch. Because I saw a viral tweet that was like, why is academics sitting so far away from the guest? And it did occur to me that like that is kind of like the set. It's a set that might have seemed good until you actually get in that environment. You realize it's awkward to be on the other side of the fucking room. Yeah, right?

You're like, yeah. So how's your upbringing? Yeah. Yeah. I didn't watch the whole thing. but I did watch that Rich the Kid thing, man. Yeah, that, um... I feel like why even go into the interview

with that type of mindset, though? The thing is, what I thought was so funny about it? I was a court. I hit up Vlad as soon as I saw that, because Vlad and me have both gotten Rich the Kid interviews, been excited for it, thought it was going to be great, and then, no, he just, he's not giving you nothing. He kind of seems terrible on camera, I'm going to be honest.

I mean, he refuses to talk about anything, and he'll say, oh, I want to talk about the music. what the fuck is he really going to say about the music like you know if academics had 30 questions about the music written down I still don't think you're getting much out of him he's just not really trying to give you anything what do you think he was like what are you going to talk about I don't know but act was trying to get talk about getting robbed and shit

which he was definitely not talking about at all he literally got up and walked up but is that disrespectful you know yes you'll try to do that to me walk out no she tried to like ask me about some random shit that I had tweeted about about some shit that happened to me like long-ice time ago. And this is how I know she didn't write the questions. It was like her little intern dude was like some like

No Jumper fan dude. It's like a Nordwar? I think I know who it was. Yeah, exactly. And he was when I wrote the questions and I was just like, why the fuck would you give, why would you tell yes, Jules asked me that? Probably wouldn't have a good interview with a good clickbait like little house phone talks about getting the shit beat out of him outside

the club. What was it? Are you got beat up? No, it was just like it was just some random ass shit that I tweeted about for two seconds and then deleted it. So I was like, nigga, what the fuck? Like, I was yes,

Jew was asking me about this. I'm like, I know she don't even know who I am for real. She just interviewed me just because. The thing is, the messier you get in interviews, the more viral that interview is going to get. This shit wasn't even posting nowhere. It was like a live stream

and then there was nothing. It wasn't like clip that uploaded after. I mean, there's so many people that like make content and just have no fucking clue how to get it. it out to people. But basically,

I didn't walk out, but I just like diverted the hell out of the question. That's a skill in and of itself. It really like that is what it is. It's like if you're going to be somebody, that's what I would prefer. And that is also what I would advise any artist

who's doing an interview and they ask you about something that you don't want to talk about, whether it's legal, personal, etc. Be funny. Dance around the question. You know,

joke about it. Dart you're away away from the question. Don't get very. Visibly upset. But don't get mad, definitely because that's like, from my perspective, if you get mad, that's kind of like good content. So, yeah. But if I'm your manager and I'm telling you what to do, you never get mad at the person

interviewing you because the people who watch that person like that person. They relate to him. They're mostly going to take that person's side. So if you get upset, like the average academics fan is not watching that risk the kid thing and thinking, oh, I'm rich the kid. He's great. He walked out. they're thinking like, you know,

you didn't give academics the respect they deserve. And they're academics fans, so they want you to be cool to academics. At the end of the day, it's just like, why even go do it if you, like, because you know academics and you know kind of what vibe he's going to be on, I guess. Even though it is something new.

Right. But like you kind of, you kind of have a sense of just who academics is as a person. A part of Rich the kids like public persona is that he gives. bad interviews. It's like part of like what he does. Yeah, honestly. Because he's like, he just like will troll and like show up fucked up or just act funny. Like my interview that he showed up for. He was on another planet. I feel like he's like constantly had his likeability

go down and down more like over the last couple years if that's, if you think that's true or not. I mean, I would like to think that me and Rich the kid are buddies. So I don't want to speak too harshly. I mean from how like how like the fans are perceiving him. Yeah. You know? I feel like if you're not open with the fans, then it's hard for them to really like you that much. He wouldn't even talk about the label shit.

Yeah. Like they want to hear about that. They do. You tell them. The fans care a little bit too much about the label. You tell them everything that you've been dealing with, everything that you've gone through. All of a sudden,

you're a relatable, likable person. I understand why he doesn't want to talk about a lot of that stuff. But when you go into doing an interview, you got to have like a, chunk of your life that you're willing to just talk about openly you know academics is funny though he jumped right into it i didn't say the full thing so i don't know how he like approached it but that that that literally was the whole no like the six minute clip that was like the whole thing bro so that's

why that shit was funny as hell but um no i don't know if this was the same podcast maybe this was another episode after but they had like annoying tv a couple other YouTubers on there and fucking annoying tv basically Well, academics brought up the fact that Anoyant TV basically was like oh, like, if my girl fuck Drake, like, I wouldn't care and I would actually be honored

if my girl fucked Drake and was like trying to get like academics to agree with him. That strikes me as like the kind of thing that someone says on a podcast that they could not possibly actually agree with. You don't think so? That guy loves Drake though.

I say this not really knowing what annoying TV's life is like, but I'm just imagining him sitting on the couch watching Rick and Morty and his girl is in the Uber to the Calabasas mansion and getting digged down by Drake. And I'm just kind of imagining that he actually wouldn't be happy about this being the situation. You would think that, but honestly, it is some niggas that like, because, bro, he explained

it. He was like, oh, um, like, that means like that my bitch must be a badass bitch or like something like if Drake or like it's trying to fuck her or something. And I'm just thinking like, bro, are you completely removed from the fact that like, these celebrity niggas be fucking the same bitches that everybody be fucking skit? And remember the old Luda fucking skit? He was like

oh my bitch fucking Luda so maybe niggas have been thinking like that for a long time. That's what I'm saying like that's I already think my bitch is bad you know right? I would think that you feel the same way I would think that maybe you feel the same way like that you would not call your girl bitch no I'm sorry I would never look at your woman like

I don't look like that's sis you know what I'm saying no he was just saying that like I'm just saying you don't need another If you got a girl, if you're willing to be monogamous or have some semblance of monogamy, how's fine, with a woman, I would think that, of course you think she's hot. Yeah. Of course you would. Why do you need a validation from? Who gives a fuck if Drake thinks she's hot?

That's cool. That's like, you know, yeah, that would make me think, oh, I guess Margar really is hot if Drake thinks she's hot. He's like everybody should think she hard. But you don't want to actually go through with that process of having him put his dick in her. That's almost like, that's like back in the day when Lil B was like in his prime, I literally seen videos of. white kids picking up their girls. Oh, fuck my bitch, like in the crowd,

picking up these girlfriend and putting her on stage. Like, please. It's like she's a sacrificial lamb. Like, take my girl. Please little be. Imagine me, you know,

it's Sunday afternoon and my girl's in the Uber to the Calabasas Plaza. She's going to be in the stew with, you know, with Calid with 21. Callet is married. No, but I'm saying like Drake.

Drake's in the stew. He invites your girl. Maybe your girl gets to hang out on the stew. Maybe she gets to hear some songs that haven't been released yet. Your girl's kicking it with 40, having a nice little conversation with 40. If she already went, you lost her. Yeah, you lost her. Focus on yourself.

I'm at home. If she replies back to the DM? I'm at home taking care of the baby. Oh. I'm at home watching cocoa melon. I don't even know what that is. You think that I'm going to be happy about this turn of events? No, you're going to be upset.

Anoying TV, I don't believe you. I didn't even hear the fucking clip of him saying this. But I just think that's like, you know, I get it. You want to say something viral. for the I got a homeboy for the podcast but my homeboy

rappers be DM and his girl and he'd be like yeah these nicks be deeming my girl and stuff like she with me yeah but he like he used that like yeah these niggas be like

want my girl my girl but nigga she with me and I feel like if you're gonna be if you're gonna be a nigga that has a bad bitch a bitch

a bitch with status of like you know any type of relevant she got her own shit going on you have to be okay with knowing

that she's gonna be lusted I'm pretty confident after to be honest I'm pretty okay with like where my life is at and like

let's say hypothetically like Drake DM me and he was like yo he wouldn't he wouldn't say that to you your bitch is trash I mean I would be like Drake that's pretty rude but it's not gonna make me think any differently about her right I'm not gonna like be looking at

her and I like damn she's not OVO material fuck some niggas would though yeah that's that's when you really give a fuck too much I don't know if I can really I'm not a certified boy lover I can't fuck with you anymore bro you was right the first one you are a certified boy lover

in the fucking hot top in the hot topic ball club you cry when you heard the nambler nigga died you should have seen me in a hot topic club going crazy in a hot topic club I swear that shit was a club bro if you if you live in Pensacola

pull up to the hot topic club and catch a charge and cocked yourself an ICP shirt Yo, I felt like a chaperone when I walked in that, bro. Oh, shit the fuck. Get me out of here. I felt like a chaperone. Definitely felt like a chaperon.

Meanwhile, he's over our next door again anchors stitched onto his hat by a fucking Pakistani man. Yeah, you got a fucking a diamond. A diamond with some wings and a fucking anger. I asked him, what can I get? He was like, this is all you can get. I was like, well, fuck. You pick the Cyan world's random thing. It was either that or like a monkey.

I didn't want a monkey. I wanted to see you get like a Pensacola on your hat. Why? So you have a half to remind you. Unless they pay us. You should have got like a Philadelphia P and then just got Pensacola. All the clubs in Pensacola hit my line. HML.

We got to tap in. We're going to do a whole event. Little Housephone and AD are going to perform. That's a fact. Do you want to really bring in some star power? Maybe we can negotiate O.C. Genesis. Lil Tracy, your big homie. Who's my big homie?

Kiki will perform. The leader of the KKK. The recently deceased founder of Nambler. That's your big old. Bigel him up and bring his casket in to the ring. Those guys. And the casket? Yeah.

Oh, fuck. That was the most awkward thing that happened to me during quarantine when I had to Google that. What? That meme of the dudes dancing with the casket. That was a weird thing. I feel like you did that on here. It's a Uganda Knuckles.

Remember that? No. You do not know the way. You don't remember that shit? No. What the fuck is that? Oh, I got to show you that shit afterwards, bro. I watched Avengers last night.

Which one? The one where they fought at and Wakanda at the end? I'm talking about Black Panther? No. The Avengers, nigger. But the Black Panther people... I've tried to watch Avengers multiple times, and I just... Honestly, it was hard.

It was fire. It was fire. Fucking Spider-Man. fucking snuck on the aircraft with Ironman. That shit was crazy. And then that was in space. That was the first one.

That's the first one? Yeah. There's another one after that? Yeah. Oh, I'm asleep. What the fuck? I thought that was... Like, how did it end?

When he snapped his finger? Yes. And everybody disappeared? Yeah. Where is the next? Then you got to see part two of that. So is everybody dead? I don't tell me.

Don't spoil it. I'm like the latest person on this of all time. Wow. I want to tap in. Hey, hold on. It's a whole hit. My fault. Tripping.

My fault. I wanted to mention this. Rick Ross is currently involved in a child support dispute with one of his baby mommas. 11K. He has to pay 11K a month.

So because of this process, we now know how much Rick Ross makes per month, at least according to this case. Oh, God. Probably so much. You know, maybe he's making money

outside of this. We don't know. but this is what is being reported and that they're claiming court is that Rick Ross makes $585,000 a month. Why? It's so much money. Interesting. Do you think it's supposed to be more or less?

I really don't. You don't have 11K for three kids. That's pretty good, yeah. What three kids? It's three kids. Yeah, that's a bar. Yeah, that's what I'm saying? What the fuck?

4K a kid. And if you're making fucking 600K a month, then that's like nothing. He's probably making more to that. Yeah. I didn't mean a port of Miami It's probably got cash coming in Oh One time somebody told me that when I come

I sound like Rick Ross saying That was You don't say rough You sound like a dead dog I think when I come I'm like a deceased animal When I come I produce a court I produce a court

You was laughing every time I said that Every time I produce a court What is that from Stepbrothers along with the white dog shit every time I come I produce a court and every time I come I say Ruh like Rick Ross apparently

MMG baby Put Molly y'all in her champagne She didn't even know it I took her home And I can't wait wait First of all First of all what Molly

Has somebody just like unconscious Well I don't You would know more than anyone House phone I mean, the most charitable, the most charitable reading of that Rick Ross lyric is not that the woman is ever at any point incapacitated, but. But I took her home and she enjoyed that. Surprising her with this Molly.

Obviously, most people are letting me. You can't be surprising people with this reading. There was a time when everybody was just doing Molly going crazy. Yeah, but you can't give somebody Molly unknowingly. That's a bad idea. Yeah, I think that was the. You don't want to be slipping anybody in a drug. Okay.

I'm gonna go just take the phone for a second. Hit the gavel, please. You know what was the funniest part about that? Is that he lost, this wasn't funny, but he lost his Reebok deal because he said Reebok's on. I'll just do it right before that line. So when everybody was making a big uproar about it,

Reebok was like, hey. But then he was fucking with Reebok again, like the next month. Really? I heard that they like fake, cancel them. That's like, damn. That's what I. hurt. Asaab Rocky did that to Aesabari too when that shit came out. He like

fake dismissed him and then like was cool back with him again. The like rap nerd part of my brain just really wants to know what the conversation was like before that and after that. Maybe it was legit. Maybe that's how you felt. That was a time because didn't Seelow get in trouble that same time too? Really?

But what did Seelow do? I forgot. It was something like that. It was something with some... Forget you. Yeah. I'm going to look it up. Seelot got in trouble for some shit like that, too. Interesting.

Thanks for coming with the facts. Yeah, that's a fact. Detective phone. Just sort of speculating on Seel out here. Google it, Josh. Google me, baby. Google it. Google it, moogily.

Do not. Google Cilo. Cilow green. Cillow green accusation. Don't Google Celo green accusation. So, okay, can I just ask this? I want to look this shit up. And also, shut you.

Shout out to Shout out to everybody who is going to hear about the Miami trip on AD's show tomorrow as well because T.R.R. I'm not going to say that about it. You're not going to talk about it at all?

I mean, T.Rail wants to talk about it. I think you summed it up pretty much. I'm interested to hear about it from T.Rowell's position. When we were in the club, I looked at Trell and I said, I hope you all the niggas ain't been out in years. I said, we're the most sober people in here. See, look.

That's a fact. What do you get accused of? I'm saying rape tweets apparently. Oh, no. Raked tweets? Oh, no. Celo Green speaks on highly irresponsible rape tweets. This is from 2015.

You ain't got to hear the nigga out. He has apologized for contract. Give my fucking phone, nigga. God damn it. Give me my fucking phone. Where'd you going to read? What was six years ago? I don't know.

Irresponsible tweets. Who knows? Wait, but this is recent or this happened then? No, 2015. These guys don't even know how to play Celo. I don't either. You don't? You don't?

You know how to play Celo? You know I play Celo? You know how to play Celo Like Dice I didn't know it was called Cilo We don't do that shit in L.A The hell is wrong with it We play craps, niggas, straight two dice

What's Celo? Yeah, that's 4'5, 6 That's a New York game Yeah, that's New York shit Isn't that weird? No, it's not weird. The two different biggest States have their own games

Nah, niggas, two different ghosts It's like, yeah, people just be making that little shit Interesting What the fuck they're making the hash bro? Rock paper scissors. Rock paper scissors where I'm from. Hey, but you know what's weird?

Y'all like rock paper nigger. We just dock where I'm from. We docked paper nigger. We dock where I'm from. Rock paper hang? Rock paper whip. Although when I went back to my hometown at some point, like 10 years after, I moved out and I saw there was like a gun store, like a couple of miles from my house.

And they had like basically like racist Obama cartoons and the, window of the gun store. No way. And this is where you're from. You should have smashed up the fucking gun store. You should have shot the window out. I didn't stop or anything. That was a weird.

He was like, hmm, it looks normal to me. Bro, I remember. I'm telling you because I was offended. Fuck your hash brown town. Why do you keep calling? That's what I like to think. That's what I like to think. I'm like, are you from Idaho and I didn't know?

I don't know. But anyway, I kind of realized like, oh, shit, maybe there are racist people here. you know what I went to I love definitely some racist people in New Hampshire no for sure you don't meet a lot of them when I lived there but I guess maybe I was just not really that's okay they live next door to Josh he said it's true racist neighbors wait did y'all did y'all know each other before you started dating his sister no that's how y'all met obviously yeah but like who's his who's his guy the fucking dreads the dude the sister's dating the dude that my sister's guy with the dreads

The dude my sister dated before him, I beat the fuck out of it. Yeah, fuck yeah. So did you ever think about beating the fuck out of Josh? It actually seemed like a big improvement in comparison. Yeah, because he was like, yeah. I stole his bike too. Yeah, you knew Josh was a girl. Press the gavel on himself.

Yeah. He got an outstanding worn for a huffy out there. I broke my hand on his head. Bro, you really beat the fuck out of this. I broke a bone in my fucking hand. What made you want to beat up her ex-boyfriend? Because, okay, let me paint the picture for you. So I'm in town in New Hampshire because I was trying to open a subway.

The restaurant? I know. Like you had bought one or like a franchise? You would have been just like that Jonathan guy. Me and my friend had this idea that we were going to start a subway. And we wanted to try to get my parents to invest in the subway. And so we went back to New Hampshire and we had a whole presentation and we were trying to convince either my parents or one of my uncles to invest in the subway.

Jared 22 over here. Okay. They all basically in one form or another told us to fuck off and that they were not going to support the subway idea, right? So me and my homie, he's sleeping on the couch. I'm sleeping on my bed. And he leaves super early in the morning to catch the bus back to New York. He leaves at like four in the morning or some shit.

My dad wakes me up an hour or two layers. It's like five, six in the morning. My dad wakes me up. And he says, we got two scenarios. either your buddy stole $500 out of my wallet or your sister's ex-boyfriend came into the house while we were sleeping and he took $500 out of the wall.

Which is like much more unlikely. We figured out pretty quickly that, yeah, it was her ex-boyfriend because basically he had been like homeless, I guess, at one point. Oh, he really did. He got kicked out of the house by his parents or some shit. So he didn't have... Olden a subway.

He didn't have anywhere to say. stay he's like 18 my parents let him sleep on the couch downstairs at our house for like I don't know a couple days or a week or something shit and so they did his laundry for him he comes back he sucks to get the laundry and my parents used to not even fucking

lock the door on their house back in New Hampshire he goes in my dad's wallet and takes 500 bucks on my fucking dad's wallet so piece of shit my dad says he's like you know so what should we do he lets me borrow his truck you want the subway I'm on handle this. You must kill.

And I will give you a subway. No. So then I go and I fucking, I take my dad's fucking spare truck and I'm driving around. His spear truck? He had his own car. He has got a spear car. Yeah,

niggas got spare. You know. In Hatsboughton town, it goes down. Anyway. That's right. Yeah. It goes down in Hashbrown town. We did it again, too.

Back bitches in a bend. Uh-huh. So I'm driving around of my dad's fucking truck and my sister hops on AOL and starts talking to like she's trying to figure out

she's talking to different people she's trying to figure out where this dude is she figures out she hits him up she says like oh so you made a premeditated crime yes what she asked him she says like what are you doing

he tells her he says I'm at so-and-so's house my sister my sister looks it up figures out this girl's address This girl that she was hanging out with. So I go over two ways at him. I park the car or I parked the truck. Send the telegram. I see that he's, because he rode BMX bikes too, much like myself.

His bike is sitting in the front yard. I take the bike. I throw it in the truck. Yeah, first. Then I knock on the door. The girl comes to the door. She's like, can I help you? Punch her.

Boom. Knock her ass out. Move. Run up in the crib. Slitter. No. Okay. I just say, I'm like, hey, is Jared here?

I go, is Adam here? His name is Adam as well. Wow. He says, he's Adam here. She goes, yeah, do you want to come in? I go, no, can't you just send him out? He comes out. I say, I know you took money from my dad.

He goes, no, I didn't. He's like, looking down and shit. He wouldn't even look at me. Wow. I'm like, I know you fucking did, bro. I'm going to beat the dog shit out of you if you don't give me this money. Where is it?

I don't got the money. I'm like, all right. Here we go. The game warning. Boom. Put your dukes up, buddy. Did you literally say, here we go. This is for subway.

Let's go. It's for subway, buddy. Why did you? Beating the dog shimmer out of him. Did he even fight back? Not so much. Did he even have $500? Yes.

And did you retrieve it? After. So, all right, I punched him in the face. Okay. Then I take him. I got him on the ground. I'm fucking, I got him in full mount. Boom.

And I hit him. him and I realize that when I hit him the first time that I fucking broke the pinky bone in my hand on my like primary hand my right hand was I normally punched with so I'm on top of him still just

just beating him with my left hand once I've done that enough he's like curled up in a ball going his pockets I find like $437 or some shit and a receipt for like

like $63 for a temporary phone like a burner phone type shit that's like a prepaid phone. It's like he trusted your sister. He got his boo was calling back. Exactly $500 worth of stuff in his pocket. So I take all that.

Should have broke the phone. Nicka you should kick him in the head a couple times. You should have went to Subway bought $400 worth of sandwiches and tell your dad he didn't have the money but look at greater company Subway yes. They watched the beating. I gave him when they offered this all sandwiches afterwards.

I'm so thankful I have you here. That was the most. What the fuck is wrong with you? I'm like, you know what? Someway's a great company, son. We're here. We're ready to invest. Here's my pocketbook.

Sell my spare truck. What? Go get some hash browns. Go get a pickup truck with hash brown company. Yo. I'm too high for this. man and then um adam is doing his podcast

with no shoes on by the way i dip off yep i dip go back to the house tell my parents what happened my mom's a little worried she's like you gotta get out of here she's like

your mom's a real one my mom's like what if the cops come she's like what if the cops come I'm like I'll just go in the fucking basement she's like what if they want to look around the house I'm like all right so fucking where'd you go you escaped he with the pincal go

look that's the orchist story that's why he started going to Pensacola he was on the run yeah dead ass for real no but so I need to make a getaway

but first I have to deal with the fact that I have a fucking broken bone in my hand oh yeah you can't go to the hospital though I did I went to the hospital they're going to know that you beat the fuck out of the kid I mean whatever I went to the fucking hospital I figured like did I really beat him up so bad

that he's going to call the cops and like he doesn't need to go to the hospital so is he really going to call the cops how you know how bad you beat him up you might have fucked that thing no i fucked him up bad but i didn't think i fucked them so bad you need to go hospital you don't you just said you broke your hand on him yeah what do you mean you kick him in the head you say you say you were fully mounted on top of him like listen i was like 23 ufc beating his ass now that you're saying it like this maybe you're right maybe i shouldn't go to the hospital but i really wanted to get my hand put in a splint so i went to the hospital i was there for like

an hour they put my hand in the splint whatever i hop on the fun waw bus back to new york Fung Wah bus I never have to deal with it What is that? That's the bus Is it made out of funnions The cheap ass Chinatown bus From Boston and New York

And New York to Philly And how much is that? I think At the time it was 10 bucks Boston to New York 10 bucks This kind of sounds like The first principal

Yeah right Like That was a cross-country trip It was up to no good It was $10 a ticket And I'm in the world You got a contact high I swear

I swear the guy you did Got a one little fight. My dad got scared. My mom got scared. You got a silly your dad's drunk to buy a subway. This is like when your drunk uncle comes on the podcast. Who is this guy? Who is this guy?

Oh, my God. I can't believe they fucking sent you away. Like you're a fugitive. They didn't send me. My mom wanted me to get out of it. Who we want your auntie and uncle and Pizzicle look? There was another time where I pulled up to my, I went to my mom's house and I have blood all over my shoes from kicking this kid.

Oh, it was from the same thing. Because I basically when I was beating that kid up He tried to blame it on his homie this other dude He's like you beat him so bad He didn't remember you did it It's like Guantanamo Bay He starts snitching on his homie It was Jerry, get him

He starts snitching on this other dude, right? Why? So then like a year or two later I'm at a fucking hardcore show in New Hampshire And I go outside to fucking catch a breather In between all the mosh pitting And I fucking walk outside And I see this dude

The same dude that he had snitch on And said that this is the kid who drove him there so I just fucking start like jogging up and the kid doesn't see me coming and it's honestly like in my life it's probably one of the best punches I ever thrown mostly because it was a sucker punch you didn't see it coming you're such a pussy I fucking like jog up you got him fuck and I sort of just like put my hand behind his head what just boom like that I swear to God that the fucking blood blasted out of his nose can I get a gavel Josh this thuggery I wish every time for the rest of my life that I get in a fight that I could deliver a

like this because I fucking You knock him out? I mean, I don't know I got on top of him and started kicking him and they said, hey! And then I pulled back up to a fucking wild animal.

Back in the day, bro, New Hampshire, there was just like a cultural thing just fought a lot. Yeah, that is like some Boston straight-edge shit. I was just very down. Is that how Josh lost his dreads?

Yeah. A fight. Got in a fight. Wait, literally? In a mosh pit. Oh. He's got all those dreds yanked out. Oh, you would be the easiest

person to attack in the mosh pit. Mm. Just grab your dread. Anyway, I showed up to my mom's house and I had blood all over my ednie. She was like, you have to leave again at him. Yeah, no, for real. She's like, get on the bus. For real.

She like drove me to the bus. We called it to the bus station. Fungway. Fungwa. I'm pretty sure she had to drive me to the bus station. Again? Yeah. Do you think if you like hit somebody right now and you go to your mom, she's like, get out of town?

If I told my mom about me getting in a fist away right now, given that like, you know, like 40. She knows that, like, I'm doing pretty well, and I probably shouldn't be taking any silly risks like that. I think she would be pretty disappointed. She would say, Adam, you have a kid. Yeah, she would say that. Yeah.

In that exact tone, too. And it would be a good point. Yeah. You feel like because you got a kid now, you can't catch a fate? I would probably be a little bit. You definitely got to make better decisions, though. I would be more intent on avoiding it, but I would already be trying to avoid it.

Okay, okay, let me give you a scenario. Okay. And you tell me what you would do. You, Lena, Parker, Ann. At Disneyland, you all got matching ears on. You're having a good grand old time, right? Good old grand time. I'm going, oh, geez, you're on the staff.

Yo, look. You see that? Yeah, yeah. Look, look, you already didn't took like 70 pictures for the day. You barely been there a couple hours. It's hot. You're fast past not even working. You got to stand in the regular line.

You get one drunk fan, right? He's drunk. He's drunk at Disneyland? Niggas be getting blacked out of Disneyland for show. That's true. So look, so, you know, maybe late 20s, he's had one too many beers. He sees you. What color is he?

He's white. Okay. He's white. Fuck. Maybe about 5'9. Kind of muscular bill, but not, but like he looks like he smokes too many cigarettes, right? He's very descriptive. He better not look like a Jap 5.

No, no. If he got a Jap 5 body, I'm going to just let it go. No, that's cool, bro. Look, look. He's pressing you for a picture, but you could tell he's obviously drunk, right? He's getting too close. I mean, I would just take the picture, first off. Really? Yeah, I mean, even if he's kind of annoying, I shrug off or I'm nice to drunk fans are annoying and fucking fans all the time.

What if he's like, drop your bitch and kid and take this fucking picture, Adam. Oh, no, no, no, no, we definitely swing. Oh, hell yeah. Oh, hell no. He's like, I'm grabbing you in the back of the head. Yeah, yeah. Excuse me, sir, can you turn around real quick? It wouldn't even be me.

It wouldn't even be making it. I wouldn't be making a decision. It would just happen. Mom, happy at Disneyland. I'm going black. Like, my vision is black. Oh, shit. Not like that.

My vision is going black. I'm blacking out. I'm going black face. Lina, where's my paint? I throw up black face. No. I'm going blacking out is how it. Lena, call the half twins, please.

That's why I keep a half twine. I keep a key kid. I keep a twin anxiety. Oh, hell not. Somebody call your girl a bitch in front of your kid? Yeah. You got to risk at all.

And calls your kid a bitch, too. Oh, hell no. It's weird, though, because, like, in terms of the best decision to someone who's that fucking drunk and stupid, like, the best decision is probably just fucking turn the other cheek and walk away. But somehow, I don't think that that is actually what I would do. I ain't turning no cheeks.

Pause. I don't think I could do that. My cheeks is not being turned. Hell no. Fuck all that. If I got to shoot it with me. I was going to say, did you shoot him?

Do you feel like you got to keep Kiki with you now at all public public outings? It was nice. But it's cool because Kiki's the homie, too. It's not like a random nigga. You got to break the ice with it. My brother is willing to search and destroy. No, facts. But the thing I don't like about him, he smokes Newport 100s.

How was that bothering you? Because if he smoked Marlboro lights, then I could smoke Marlboro lights. so that I could smoke marble lights with him and it'll be hard. I feel like you make him switch. You can't make him switch. It's like he likes them. Telling him to fucking change his whole lifestyle. He likes what he likes.

Is cigarette like that? People are very devoted to their brands. That's a fact, no. He's a good blunt roller, though. I'll give him that too. I need a professional blunt roller, honestly. I still don't know how to roll. I've never, I never learned.

I've never learned. I'm not a roll either. I know. People make fun of me all the time because I smoke with Halloween, lokey. Yeah. I mean. should probably learn you probably should

I have a bong in my car that sounds really gross no is there water in the bomb no I dump it out and I've only had it for like a couple months me and the homies used to drive around with a water bong in the car that's crazy you gotta pour the water out and then just put more like I keep water out on me some harold and Kumar shit that is some Harold and Kumar shit

Lose her out stoner shit you are a real piece of shit like now if I go to a bitch house I don't got no blunts and I don't how to roll, I got to pull the bong out. That's like in my trunk. It's not like, like, just sitting next to me. Like, I'm not just sparking up on the freeway. I remember like Rucci used to pull up with a big ass bomb.

Bong in the booth. He has literally like, big ass green bong and just pull up with it. Pretty sure he hit it on stage and rolling loud too. Not green glass. Pretty sure he hit it on stage of rolling loud too. It's hardcore. We got a girl in here that we were talking. She says she doesn't smoke weed because the first time she ever tried to smoke weed,

she just did a huge ass bong rip and got all sick and fucked up. I'm like, why starting with a bomb? It was the worst idea I could think of besides taking a dab. Yeah, I don't think I even started smoking dabs or bongs way until. You want to smoke weed for the first time? The most extreme way. Hit the blunt once or twice or the joint. You know, just like hit it once or twice.

You see how you feel? If you feel good, maybe don't do it again or maybe do it once a little bit more. You got to like. Taste yourself. See, but that's the thing, though, it's like. People want to be like, oh, me. the edible. Don't do it. Or like, I never, when I started

doing shrooms and like, I remember. Chaka rooms? I mean, just like, what motherfuckers was like, oh yeah, take an eighth for your first time. My nigga, if I were to take an eighth the first time I did shrooms, I would have been fucking in a whole other planet. Why didn't nobody tell me don't do it in the clubs? This podcast is brought

to you by Chaka Rooms. What's that? Chocolate shrooms? The most booming a snack on the world. Is it really just booming? But is it? But is Business is booming. But this is like just regular. It's not medicated. It's like really just chocolate.

You sure ever probably eat one. No, it's good. It is. Taste test now. First of all, relax. It's a real product. It has fucking the nutritional information on the back. You're right.

I was just making sure it wasn't a fucking, listen, I know I know bitches that make Hershey shroom pieces in a fucking kitchen. You know girls that poison little kids on Halloween. Get me out probably. Act like candy, man. The bids is you hang out without a reason why kids can't go trick-or-treating. This looks like Adam. This is like Adam's dick after he left one of the porn sets.

Oh my God. What about that girl cuddling with the dick, the blowjob? Bro, that was terrible. What? We did a Patreon with a girl. She showed us a video of her giving a blowjob, and it was like, she's like cuddling with it. She's like, rubbing against her.

She's acting like a cat on Tony. I'd be Tony. I'd be Tony. This is a long one. Pause. Super pause. Wow, almost three hours. You like the Chaka Rooms?

Chakarooms. Temples of Chaka Rooms. I don't think I laughed on this podcast this hard besides this episode. This was actually really funny. I don't know why. You never know what you're going to get with us. Honestly, you might get some super deep shit. Might get some freak shit.

Freak hoes. Freak hose. Drop it down. Let your knees touch your elbows. Guess what? I will be live streaming after this at 9 p.m. on the dock. I'm too sexy for this pod. Too sexy for this.

not too sexy for this bod too sexy for the cod too sexy for that fraud too sexy for your bod i said that already i'm i took all the word sorry they need to just start blasting the original right said fred version i don't even remember it at this point now i don't can we play it on here for two seconds no demon it's german is it really what which fools are german i kind of remember i'm Too sexy for my shirts. Too sexy for my so sexy. I love that Future's brain just goes right to, I'm to succeed for this drink.

Too sexy for this serp. This chain. All the nouns he picks out of a hat are like the most important things to him. That's hard as fuck though. Who I might have told Fuchs what to do? F-E-W-C-H. All right, I think we've done what we have to do here. Everybody out there, Josh, can they go enter their emails on the website?

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And No Jumper? Just hit a million on TikTok. Yes, sir. A million. I'm too sexy for TikTok. Too sexy for this sock. Too sexy for a cock. Mm.

I'm done. and on Instagram we just hit 2.3 million. I'm too sexy for this block. Too sexy for this. Long live the chasers. What's wrong with you? What's wrong with you? The chasers.

No, the takers. Dream chasers. I used to pray for shoes.