No Jumper - The No Jumper Show Ep. 115 w/ Blazzy & Toke
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You got a bathing ape Superman on.
I like that.
Come on.
Here we go.
Here we go.
Another week.
Another great hat.
You know what I'm saying?
So we lined up a little fade.
Oh, he bought the lie right now.
We lined up a little fade where we're supposed to have a hat off.
We're supposed to bring our five best hats.
Man.
But guess who turned down the fad?
Who?
I didn't turn down the fable.
I didn't have time to go home and grab my hat.
You didn't have time to go home?
No, bro.
I got, tomorrow, like I said.
Yeah, this nigga.
This nigger.
He's already postponed it like a week or two.
No, no, no, no, no.
Just wait till I get some more.
At the end of the day tomorrow, me and Halsphone, hat off tomorrow.
The versus.
It's the Havas.
It is the Havas.
It is the HAD versus, man.
You got to pull out like a trucker and like one of them.
No, he brings out a trucker.
He's done.
No, it's all fitted.
Yeah.
It's all fitted.
It's all fitted.
It's new era fittets on top of that.
Who got non-new-era fitted?
That one might be non-new error?
Just know this is an official.
Hit it in Y.
new era fitted, stop playing
with me. This is a, you know,
Akatsky pack next chapter.
I don't even know what that means.
Yeah, that's that, that's that Narto, you know what I'm saying?
That is kind of hard.
This is coming out tomorrow, too.
I do not know what anime is like that.
Man.
I know what Nara, what do you say?
No, the niggas said Narato.
Nika said Narato.
You're not even pot lord.
You're a pot guy now.
Yeah.
Because I don't watch anime?
Yeah, nigg.
That nigga be in, that nigga be
withering away in the ocean.
That's an anime shit.
Yeah, honestly, that's more anime than you watching anime.
All right, put me, hey, somebody in the chat put me on to a surfing anime and I'm down.
I don't think that exists.
See, well, that's why I'm not watching that shit.
You really be surfing?
Yeah.
Bro, he's like, I went surfing today.
He's pro.
Yeah.
He's the only black pro surfer.
No, I'm not.
Okay, I just made that up.
There's a couple.
Just know, I'd be lying for you saying that all the time.
I tell people that all the time.
I'm like, bro, my best friend is the only black pro surfer.
You can get that off, too.
On God, nobody'd be believing me.
Maybe like, dang.
Nobody's going to Google it in front of me.
I ain't going to Google it.
Go ahead.
That's what I'm saying.
You're supposed to always tell women you play soccer.
They don't know.
They don't know.
They don't know.
They check.
What do you mean?
You just tell them.
Like, you know, you play sports.
Name three positions in soccer.
I don't know.
Exactly.
It's like 10,000 professional soccer players.
This is like a global sport.
They got like 10,000 of them.
Damn.
So you could be.
It could be some random shit in like England, you know?
You can be the first black surfer and black soccer player.
No, they got.
plenty of black soccer but they don't know that though but you don't want to did the crossover
yeah no they got plenty of you're like the m gk you're the mjk you're the mjk i think is not know like
brazil has a soccer and everybody in brazil serves and play soccer and dark skin is hell yeah i know
they surf though they all they're yeah they'd be surfing like surfing go ahead on a ski
like a change seasons put someone you do me three promoters fool i got the bad news for
But I had switched to motors.
Sorry.
What's up?
How was your weekend?
I don't even know what I did.
Yeah, what did even happen?
Why you look at me?
I don't know.
I want to know what y'all niggas deal on the weekend.
Shit, pack some orders.
I feel like you always, that's your every weekend.
Yeah, probably.
I feel like at this point, you're not even packing your own orders, though.
No, no, but I got to be in there.
You feel like I got to be with James, making sure shit gets done.
James Hardin?
Sounds like that.
Stop.
It's the jameshearted.
What's the purpose
that you have in the team?
Wait, first of all, I didn't even
introduce my two guests.
I was waiting for you.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Man, man, man, right hand man right here.
The motherfucking merch extraordinary
graphic designer,
God,
my nigga Blasey.
Yeah.
We got the,
the only black professional.
Surfer and the soccer player.
The only black professional
surfer ever to exist
in the history of surfing.
My nigga pot lord.
Let's get it.
Hey, you know what?
lucky we didn't have the hat off today
because I got literally two of my best friends
here and they would have been the judges
that wouldn't even count. Why
why would it not have counted? My baby mama here.
Hey, my mommy here.
What's up, baby mama?
And then my homie chief over here
too. You got out number.
I got Zan Princess
and I got Yeri.
You see them two big guys on there too? That was just
in case you won. There's going to pack you out
after word.
Hey, I haven't taken the pack out
since high school.
And I ain't going.
That's what I'm leaving it that way.
Pull out that Canada dry.
This is the real Canada dry.
Hey, this shit good as fuck.
Blackberry.
Yeah, that one.
Gingerill.
Black of the berry, the sweeter the juice.
Black, no jumper taking over.
Let's get it.
We kicked, we dethrone the white man, kicked them out.
Hell yeah.
How the fuck did that happen?
Where is this nigga out?
All week.
We're, all week?
Yeah.
Oh, let's go.
I'm at the end of the day.
That's what I said.
I'm doing the news.
I did the news with Boscoe yesterday.
I'll do the news with you the next time.
Let's go.
Laura said, no.
Wow.
Laura would be hating on me every time.
It's okay, though.
It's all right, though.
I still love, Laura.
It's okay.
Lord, I hate on you, man.
Everybody ain't on me, okay?
I'm just kidding.
Hey, so.
I'm going to say, please, not another intervention.
Yes, no, let's do it.
Let's do it.
We back at it again.
Okay, wait, what did y'all do this weekend?
You really want to know what I did?
Yeah, what did you do this weekend?
Yeah, I went surf.
I kicked around the soccer ball on the sand.
I went surfing.
Probably just, bro.
I kicked it at my pool.
It's hung out.
You know, vibe out.
You got a pool at your crib?
Yep.
You ain't invite me yet?
Bro, I tell you to come to my house all the time.
This nigga do say it every week.
I already know that too.
Oh, how do you know?
You get invited everywhere.
I live next door to trip around.
That's true.
The niggick don't even come here.
I've never been invited to your house.
That's a lie.
That would have been hella crazy if it was just us and not even you right here.
I know, huh?
I'd have been like, bro.
No, honestly, that would have been hard.
That would have been hard.
That wouldn't be.
I'd have been fire.
That'd be very irresponsible.
If I would have had the homies come and then just not even show up, like, hey, y'all niggas
handle it.
That would have been crazy.
I mean, at least you dropped off two people.
Exactly.
Because it would have been just me.
Would you have done the show solo?
I would have done it on purpose and I would have been made an awkward on purpose.
Oh, shit.
Hello.
Today on the No Jumper show.
They would be like, this nigga is tripping.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You went back to drinking.
You should have did it.
If I didn't come.
If I didn't come, you could have did a squid game AD version.
Nick, by myself?
I'm going to eliminate myself?
What the fuck is that?
I'm going to move on purpose.
First of all, get on the internet.
I am on the internet.
Number one on Netflix, 87 countries, man.
You need to stop surfing and watch some fucking TV.
You need to get out the fucking ocean.
Get back on land.
You need to get it from outside and go inside.
You need to get on land.
Leave the little mermaid alone for.
week and watch some goddamn TV.
Hey, no, I can't hold you.
I started watching it
at like 3 a.m.
which was a terrible idea
because I barely made it to episode one
and I immediately fell asleep. So you didn't see it?
I saw the first episode. I finished the whole
shit. I finished the first episode,
half of the second episode, then I fell asleep.
Somebody told me it's in Korean. Is that a...
Nigger. We are in America. They got
American dubs with everything. They got American dub, though.
So it just be like, hey, Harry and the mouth is
moving hella fast. You got to get into the story.
It's not about that.
You know, it's funny, the subtitles and the actual audio is two different things.
Yeah, that's not okay.
So it'll be like-
To fix that.
No, it's a whole different experience too.
Yeah, I know.
Well, if you watch it in the Korean?
No, if you watch it any, I don't know on a Korean.
Yeah, me either, but I'm so.
I watched it.
I forgot that it was, it wasn't on part with each other.
You just read it?
No, I was listening to me.
No, I'm reading.
Oh, they're speaking.
They got English.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, okay.
But it's funny because.
But they're my mouth moving like this and they're like, yes.
I thought you guys had to read for like a whole season or so.
It's like, good morning.
It's like, it's like, yeah, yeah.
Is this funny because I'm reading one thing and it's saying another thing?
No, you can't read it.
You can't do that.
That's too much.
I know, but like, you listen to it in English and reading in English?
My eyes are just, that's an over.
That's like watching the show and reading the book at the same time.
Yes, it is.
Yes, it is.
You might as well just hear the TV.
No, it's not.
You said it's true.
That's like, what, like reading Twilight and then watching it at the same time.
Y'all niggas are crazy.
Yeah.
That's not the same thing at all.
Bro, that's like extra knowledge.
That's why you fell asleep.
You were too tired, bro.
Yeah, my brain.
Your brain was overworking.
With the ketamine as well.
This overworked the shit out of my brain, actually.
You're right.
That's out of control.
Okay, what about you?
What did you do?
No, I literally just worked.
I'm going to say the nigger went back to that.
What did you do?
I had a fucking show, but I didn't perform.
Oh, good looking, homie.
What do you mean?
I had a show, bro, and, you know, I don't know who the promoters was
on this shit. They had me.
Well, call them out.
They had, nah. Did they pay you? Did they pay you still?
I can't say that back. Hey, shout out to them great promoters.
Yeah. Book with them.
My homie, Justin, he in the back over there. We had to spread out to Justin, man.
He came through with the food. He came through with the food.
He wanted to surprise you. Just for you.
Justin is a real nigga. Wait, you made that?
Bro, what? Oh, you're going crazy.
Listen, just know he goes crazy in the kitchen. Pause.
Yeah, wait. I don't know even know.
You need to sell in with a plate.
Huh?
He said, go crazy.
in the kitchen. No, no, he makes
food, not drugs. You got to do the food
collab. Honestly, that's an awful lot of
Justin.
That's a awful lot of
meatballs. That's an awful lot of
meatballs. You might be honest of shit.
That's an awful lot of AD.
Pause, bro.
That one don't sound right. Yeah, what are you doing?
I wouldn't even wear myself.
Wait, what?
It's just a picture of you.
I'm wearing a picture of me.
ever like that niggins so into himself.
Nah, the home girl has like a setup like this,
like in her room of just different pictures of herself.
She's a serial killer.
Nah, but she's fine, though, so like, it makes sense.
No, it doesn't matter.
Serial killers can be fine as well.
You ain't never seen a fine serial killer before.
Yeah, yeah, I have.
Where?
Nicky.
Who?
On the movies and shit.
Who?
John Gacy?
I'm my way.
Pause.
What are you talking about?
I don't know.
I'm just saying, like, ooh.
I only know.
I was waiting for somebody saying.
I only know white gay see
I only know white men
serial killers
so I don't know who's
who you're out there though
ain't no fine bitch
They're on the prow
Ain't no fine women
serial killers
Maybe they're so smart
Serial killers tap in with this nigga
Maybe maybe they're so
good at serial killer
They haven't been caught yet
And they're so fine
There it is
Maybe they haven't got caught yet
Because they're so fine
So they keep
Fuck
Nah no they keep fucking the
cops and getting away.
As soon as they get pulled over and
flirt with them.
Pull a titty out.
You might have just exposed something.
I ain't going to lie.
The cops is letting
the lady serial killers go.
Wow.
If anybody knows any names
of women serial killers
throw them in the chat right now.
No, they made that movie
monster.
Like that white crackhead?
The bitch under the bridge.
Hey, she's technically
a serial killer?
I don't know about me.
She killed like one nigga, I think.
Not, then she caught like six bodies
She was positive?
Yeah, we killed a couple of them
Oh, she had numbers
She was nasty
She was nasty
She was prostituting that thing, right?
Oh, so she was
She was selling Cucci
The Cucci was the entrapment
Yeah
Oh, I know, I know a woman serial killer
It was like a Venus flytrap
The black, what's her name?
They used to call her the black widow
She was a Pablo Escobar
Them and shit.
She was black?
No, a nigga she was from
She was from Columbia
She was from Columbia.
She was from Columbia.
Yeah. Well, she can't be the brown with him.
Nick, the only woman serial killer I know is fucking Annalise Keating.
Who the fuck is that?
That one of your surfing partners or something?
No, it's from fucking how to get away with murder.
Never heard of him, because she was like a teacher.
Never heard of her, cuz.
How to get away with her.
Y'all niggas need to watch TV.
Y'all niggas don't watch no fucking.
Hey, how to get away with murder or fake show.
Yeah, but that's not real, bro.
Exactly.
Close enough.
Motherfucking.
No, that's not.
That niggas said close enough.
He over there giving out fictional people, bro.
Fictional characters.
Harry Potter was crazy, bro.
That niggins said, well, I know Goku.
Let me shut your ass up, boy.
Bro, what the fuck?
Hey, man, the whole fucking internet,
well, not the whole internet, but Instagram.
That's your whole internet thing.
Oh, God.
I'm banned off every...
Bro, yesterday was the most boring day of all time,
but also very productive because I couldn't do nothing on the internet all day.
I don't got Twitter.
I don't got Facebook
Only thing I got left is Instagram
You mean you got TikTok?
No
You better start dancing, nigga
Oh god
Yo, what?
Not for real
Dance, nigger, dance
Dance, nigger
That's what you just sounded like right now
How?
Nicker, you better start dancing
Better start dancing
Okay, what the fuck did y'all do all day
besides not be on the gram?
No, that should got me hard
The internet wasn't even working
I couldn't go Gmail and shit like that
Wait, really?
I was bored as fuck.
So these niggins hacked the internet?
What do you mean?
Not what it was.
I think they hacked Facebook or like Facebook was about say some shit.
And then Facebook goes down with Instagram.
And then they got Google involved.
And Google goes down with YouTube.
So they probably got like, you know, the say-so with like internet companies.
Like, yo, you guys got to hold off on this shit so we get it right back to the level.
No, that's some bullshit because my YouTube was working all day.
That's all I did was watch YouTube by that.
You may need to pay spectrum, bro.
Yeah.
That's what it is.
Yeah, you might have to tap in.
That nigga their biggest bill.
I'm not going to lie.
I didn't even know this Instagram was down because he was fucking in the house.
He was in the water.
And a Wi-Fi on the water.
No, ain't no service in the hills.
How you fin to find me?
I went to a random beach and this nigga pot lord was like, you're in my hood.
I was like, you don't even know where I'm at.
He's like, he's like, the way that wave, the way the wave crashed at this angle, I know what beach it is.
I actually would know.
I actually would know.
That's what's funny.
I actually would know.
And whatever like beat, if you just took it like was in the back and just seen,
I've seen a wave crash and I would know exactly which place you were there.
Nah. That's kind of, you might be a serial killer.
The first surfer serial killer.
Instead of people, he'd be murdering fishes and shit and sharks and shit.
Yeah, those are called fishermen, bro.
No, they're not called a fisherman.
Yo, fishermen catch fish. They don't murder fish.
Oh, oh, sorry, they just live after.
Do they?
What the fuck?
You be eating a live fish?
No, he'd be eating the live fish.
They'd be trusting pot Lord, too.
Hey, you know what's funny though?
Nigger Aquaman over here.
Hey, I can't lie to you.
I was going to the beach and I was hungry as fuck.
And I'm like, damn, what do I eat over here?
I don't feel like, look, he was no service.
I couldn't yelp nothing.
Had to call my nigga Polly or he's like, go here, go there, or go there.
And I was like, damn.
Oh, boy, I said, the nigger's here.
Dove into the ocean.
Dove in and caught the fish with his bare hair.
He caught a salmon with his mouth.
Yo, they cooked for you on the beach.
You're running to any fishes, though?
I actually got chased out the water by his shark like two weeks ago.
Two weeks ago?
This nigga game banging in the sea.
This is crazy.
Tell them about your shark adventure.
What beat you from?
Shark Tales over here.
I was at a non-disclosed beach because I go there a lot, so I don't want to try and burn it out.
But the shark, I was like, it was actually a bunch of kids in the water, too.
It was like on like a Saturday.
So it was a bunch of kids in the water and shit.
And the shark just breaches like eight foot in front of us.
How deep out were you?
What do you mean by breach?
He's like breaches.
So it's like jumps out the water, basically.
And it had like a,
It had something in his mouth, but I couldn't really tell what it was.
A arm.
Yeah, it was like, it was like, it was like, it was like, it was about seven foot or whatever.
And then basically like, I, nigga, I didn't say nothing.
I didn't even fuck about nothing.
I just turned around and started to paddle them.
You didn't even warn nobody?
No, I didn't say it was on nobody.
Wow.
Bro, I turned around and start paddling, but the kids start screaming because I didn't think nobody's seen that shit.
You're a piece of shit.
I am because, nigga, fuck that.
Nick, what I'm supposed to get bit my leg bit off?
What if your daughter was in the water?
To say with a child?
Yes, you are.
I have a surfing career
they don't even have shit yet
the fuck
that nigga said fuck them kids
this your guest bro
I don't know this nigga
y'all know this nigga
no I'm trolling I'm trolling but like dead ass
I saw look I start I turn around
I'm paddling right
and basically the kid starts screaming
because a kid was like
literally he was way too small
but nigga he probably seen you panic again
and he started paying it was like
I'm not the only adult I'm not the only adult
Why is this guy yelling?
I'm gonna yell too.
I didn't even yell, bro.
So I'm not the only adult out there.
It was a bunch of other motherfuckers out there.
But I just turned around as soon as I seen, I was like, whoa, and turn around and start paddling.
They start screaming, so I had to stop, push this kid in, risk myself.
Wait, what you mean, push him in into the water?
It was a wave coming.
That's what I'm saying.
Take him.
No, it was a wave coming.
You use him as a human shield?
No, it was a wave coming.
It was a wave coming, so I pushed him into the wave so he can go to shore.
You're just digging yourself a deeper hole here, bro.
This is a liar.
He tried to sacrifice the kids.
Now I'm thinking he made a pack with the shark.
You know what I'm saying?
He's like these kids is like chicken tenders and he thought he was going to have a buffet.
But my first one, I was like, I'm out of here.
What the fuck?
You're a cold nigga, bro.
Bro, I was sitting the deepest out.
And the guy, I'm turning around.
What the fuck are you talking about?
I'm not about to see if everybody else is okay.
You're using this surf lingo?
I don't know what the fuck you're talking about.
Okay.
That nigga said the shark breached the water and then.
Nigger, breach is a regular word, nigga.
But not in shark terms, we don't speak that.
We don't speak shark language.
This nigga jumped out the water, nigga.
Yeah, exactly.
She said that.
Like a normal person.
You know, yeah, speaking dog.
Dolph in Spanish and shit.
I'm going to start calling you young golf.
Oh, that's hard.
That's hard.
Yeah, right?
You got to get, like, a surfboard as a chain.
That'd be hard.
You should get the, you should get the tattoo on your neck as a chain.
It's like a surfboard broken and a half as a hard gay.
But you should get a chain of that.
That'd be hard.
I should watch Shark Tales, a nigga, like a hundred times.
I'm not doing that.
I don't even watch TV like that.
Obviously, you don't even know it's fucking Skid game, man.
And you don't even want to watch Squid Game and it's a squid on there, bro?
And you both have to be left off.
Splash on your bitch.
Yeah, Ocean Game.
Ocean game.
Ocean water.
You remember that?
Yeah.
No, I thought he's, did you say Ocean water?
Is it?
No.
Oji Parker.
I'm not saying about the surf version.
Yeah.
Yeah, I'm like, what are you talking about?
You thought that that's what he said, ocean water?
It doesn't.
Is he not?
O.G. Parker.
This nigga, mine.
What the fuck is that?
That's the guy's name.
Yes.
This is his producer tag.
He's a C-Sahler.
You got to change that, bro.
You're a fucking sicko.
You thought this whole time he was saying ocean water?
None of them niggas say half of the time.
You got too much salt water in your fucking ear.
He's going to clean that shit out.
You tripping.
You really thought he said that for real.
I'm dead ass.
Oji Parker.
I'm dead out
And it's O.G. Maco that does
the, uh, that does the tie.
Really?
Yeah.
Yeah.
What would you rather have ability to fly or breathe on the water?
Of course.
You're a goddamn liar.
You're going to breathe out of the water.
You want to go back to where you belong.
I'm da,
I think that's why this nigga looks so young because he just got fucking
he just be under the water half the time.
Yeah, he got fucking ocean water just moisturizing his skin.
How old are you doing, bro?
He's been moistureizing your skin.
What I was saying, bro?
It's exfoliated with the salt.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
You can just be in the water, like...
Why are you imagining how I rub my skin?
Like, what the fuck?
The nigga really 60.
What the fucking 25-year-old body?
That was funny.
Pause.
Pause, pause, pause.
Oh, my God.
Y'all niggas, man.
Yeah, man.
So I couldn't get no promo off, no repost.
For what?
No IG story sales.
Oh, yeah.
Because niggas wasn't on the gram, bro.
And I couldn't even, like,
tweet about it or nothing.
Oh, so you had to drop on Monday?
No, I'm just saying.
That would have been the worst day.
That would have been the worst day.
Whatever you would have posted it and then your shit just like,
damn, that would have sucked.
You got to have pulled.
I was trying to post this shirt that the homegirl gave me.
Shout out to Soto Worldwide.
I was trying to post this shirt.
But the ground was down.
I couldn't even post it saying, thank you because the gram was down.
I might have to give her a reposting in.
I'm about saying you're going to do it today?
You got the shit on right now.
Putting that shit on, boy.
What the fuck you got on black?
What that shit said?
Black Daniel?
Oh, this is my homie that died.
Oh, shit, my bad.
I was going to say something.
I was too.
I was too.
Yeah, y'all niggas is always trying to violate, right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yon niggas is always trying to violate.
Just no, niggins is always trying to violate.
I can't be insensitive no more.
Yeah, right?
I got on some high rollers.
High rollers on my feet.
Shut out house phone.
Shout out butterfly boy.
Somebody who said that?
Yeah, butterfly boy.
Butterfly boy.
Who the fuck is butterfly boy?
Did you talking about the other?
song they made? What? The
Fug-A-D song? No.
The high-roller
song. Which one? I bought the
Houseful Shoes. They ain't bouchet.
Oh, fucking
This for you.
Yo.
Yo, shit.
What did that?
Yeah, yeah.
What did that shit with a
online? Rickashade.
Nick, I'm going to Mexico. I'm out of
here. I'm going to be. I'm going to be.
I'm going to be. I'm going to
Mexico.
I was lucky.
I'm gonna let it's like
I'm trying to go Mexico
shit
He's Mexican
Hey just know I'm going to TJ this weekend
Let's go
I'm really going
That shit's just hell of crazy out there though
I'm with all the craziness
You're terrific
Not even on no car
stuff shit
Yeah
Everybody in the chat
They buy the house phone
Wait you said not even though some carthole shit
The police will fucking kidnap you bro
I got a bag to drop
Yeah you're fucking shit
You gotta have a bag to drop
To just like a four getting like
To get kidnapped by the police
He was a hundred bucks
Then 500
the band.
Officer, I get paid for high rollers
for two months.
I got you there.
I got you there.
I went there at the beginning of the year.
I took my car.
They ripped the whole bottom.
It's called like this diffuser shit.
It's like it's essentially a bottom bumper.
I didn't realize until I got back home in L.A.
They took that shit off.
Yeah, somewhere in a parking lot.
I drove to Mexico.
That probably was my first mistake.
Hey, wait a minute.
You drove to Mexico in your car?
Yeah.
Your trip.
Why would you not take your car?
I was like racing.
It's shit too.
Bro, I'm not going to say what kind of car you got.
Yeah, please.
They're a little.
rip you, right.
Zero four.
I want to touch you a thousand ways
and why that's a bad idea.
Why?
Give me five.
Tell me how the waves.
You get your bumper ripped off.
Yeah,
well, yeah, obviously.
Why did they rip your bumper off?
I'm surprised you came back with the way.
They thought you was trafficking?
80 bucks or something?
You feel me they came up?
They saw the runch chain.
No, I did not bring no jewelry, bro.
Fuck that.
Yeah.
No.
Every time I went surfing in Mexico,
the nigs, you use a violate, bro.
I read just every time, bro,
because you go to, like, random remote spots
and them nigg is just police violating you.
Yeah.
Yeah, locals violin, it's crazy.
Can you just surf away?
Nigger, no, nigga.
What's your fuck you're going to do?
Like the police?
Are you getting in the water and just wait for the police?
Can't you just surf away?
Yeah, they're going to wait for your ass on the sand.
They got some nice-sized beaches there, though, for sure.
Some nice as, they don't.
I've been to Cobbo.
That's probably some nice beaches there too.
Cal-O-Fire.
No, Cabo is fire.
Some nice beaches.
I haven't even been to Cobbo.
Cah, fly, fly.
Nick, I'm trying to go to Pobas and beer.
I've been there.
Yeah.
You ever performed there?
Nah, I didn't perform there.
That'd be lit.
That shit gets hella ratchet.
Let's do a...
Y.G.
He's going up every time he goes.
AD, house phone.
And squid,
Squid, man.
And squid,
Squid, man.
No jumper.
No jumper Mexico tour.
At first stop,
Pappas and beers.
And then what?
What's your call?
Mingo?
Nigger, I don't know.
They got some shit like that call that.
Nigger,
let's go on a carnival cruise together.
That's how I used to do all the time.
That shit was used to do.
Didn't you go on one like kind of recently?
No, I went like two years ago.
That's recent enough.
I used to have a lick on there, bro.
I used to go every week for like two months.
Damn.
You got a little piece that worked there?
Nah, it was something else.
Keep it a stack.
Something I can't tell the government.
Nah.
Just know I was traveling there every week.
You had like the fire room, though, because when I went out like, I had like, I had like some bunk bed or something.
I'm taking the wine excursions.
I'm going on that.
You're going crazy.
Horseback riding.
I'm doing everything.
Oh, that's lit.
Oh, I'll be right back.
You'd be right back.
Where the fuck you think you're going to go?
He's got to put some water on his face.
He's been out of the sea too long.
He said, it's going to hop in the tongue.
He was like,
yo, I'm shriveling up like, I need ocean water.
People show got some fans.
That Spongebob episode.
Nah, dead ass, bro.
Bro, anytime I see anything SpongeBob related,
I automatically tag you in it.
This nigga love Spongebob, bro.
Oh, God.
That's my shit right there.
No, he ain't.
Wait, who said that?
I'm not letting them do that.
Spongob is gay.
They said it.
Who said that?
Who's they?
They said that for, like, cloud or some shit.
They said he was celebrating Pride Month and shit, so I assume SpongeBob.
But he could be, he could be supporting Pride Month.
I don't think he was supporting.
He was fucking on Sandy.
He was fucking on Sandy.
He was that.
If anybody hitting Sandy, it's that buff-ass nigga of Mr. Larry.
What's the nigga name?
The motherfucker-knit after show.
He probably was smacking after show.
He probably was smacking.
You're right.
You don't think she gave SpongeBob no sympathy, coochie?
I think Patrick got a better chance that he did.
Wow.
Patrick is, like, stupid.
He's fried, yeah.
You got to think about it.
Spongebob still ain't got his license, bro.
He can't pull up.
I'll be pulling up, and I don't got my license.
Thanks for telling you.
Oh, yeah.
That was the tardy.
CHP, that's the guy.
They're going to be parked right on the freeway this.
They don't know what kind of car I'm in.
Hey, just know as Zan Princess, I did the dash and get over here, and I still was five minutes late.
You got to stop driving like that, bro.
You got to stop driving at all because you don't got a license either.
You know, who is it?
this nigga, man.
Who is this
nigga?
If I'm telling on myself, I'm telling on everybody.
What the Blasie Guy?
Blasie Guy license for sure.
What about me?
I don't know.
Probably not.
Don't tell him.
I don't know.
Open water.
Open water.
I got to say the tag.
Oh, shit.
Ocean water.
I can't believe you thought that's what this
nigger was saying.
This nigger glossed his mind, bro.
This nigga lost his ass
That's a fact
You got salt water infusing your brain
That just made no sense
Nika said ocean water
This nigga Bobbalam is calling me
Remember him?
Answer
I'm gonna call it back right now
Shout out my boy Boba lamb
He's gonna say something sucks for sure
He's gonna say something about eating somebody
He knows
All right hold on
As I do got paper shout out log reps
Nika hey this ain't a fucking promo time
bitch
A bit a promo on your fucking Twitch stream
Yeah, go follow my Twitch, thank you
All right, Bob, you're going to answer the phone
Go follow my Twitch too, man
You'll be on Twitch?
Yeah, every Monday now, please don't play Fortnite though
Why, what's wrong for a night?
Come on, man, Fortnite,
Play war zone, anything
Well, you play, all right, we got to tap in, let's play warzone,
You knick's don't be playing games, bro
I do play me.
Y'all don't want to see me, bro.
I got an Xbox controller tatted on me, bro.
But that'll mean you good at it, though.
I'm great at everything, bro.
He was just watching this shit
This Bobby.
Answer the fucking phone, white man.
Have to tell him.
Please record your message.
Okay, okay.
I'm about saying, send a nigga message.
Must be like, nigga, we on live.
We're like, open water, open water, ocean water, awesome water.
Oh, my God.
His videos be fire.
Hey, what's how you put tobacco in there or what?
No.
Yeah, yeah, no, no.
We got to put some tobacco.
No.
Hit me back.
We are alive.
Not this.
Not this.
We're spliffing at.
Coochy runs.
I'm sorry.
I'll roll the wood.
No, no, no.
Yeah, yeah, wait.
No, we buy it.
We're smoke, though.
Smoke.
I call smoke.
Smoke.
No, no, no.
She got the Cucci Run's bag.
Bro, look.
There's one right there.
There's one right there on the thing.
Show the camera.
Hold on.
We got the real cool.
We got Miss Cucci runs.
Come on, Ms. Cucci runs. Come here.
Yeah, we got to say the story.
Yeah, yeah.
You got to tell the whole story.
If you asked me, this is probably one of the most viral bags in a long time.
Honestly, we got the front and the back.
That's the crazy part.
I met her in the clubs.
I didn't know.
I didn't know she was doing the morning.
Oh, you met her in a club.
We're going to have to talk about this later.
Oh, hey, please don't beat your woman
That's my dog
It's not my woman and I don't be women
Allegedly
Oh my God
Yeah, yeah
Share the story with us
About this?
Yeah
How to start though
You started it
No yeah for sure
For sure
So you're trying to sit here
And cross promote
No no
No
No
You think you slit
Yeah, go ahead
Talk about
No, no no
But shit
We really just want to come up with
Like an original concept
We were trying to
I spent like
Fucking two days
on Google trying to find like the right ass and like the front for it but like oh it's not her
ass no it is it is so we had to bring in an actual model like that we could take photos of at the
office and we made this shit you feel me yeah and this shit went up you feel me that shit's going
dumb that's the goat back and it's like the you know the intro to my line we learned cuntz cartels
so it's runce your life up it can't feel like but it runs runs cunts yeah i got the young
who's a mackie pack coming out with big chief extracts is on the way
That's the first of its kind.
You seen the middle finger one you did that one?
Yeah.
Yo, the middle finger one is crazy.
Even the LB little quarterback, man.
We just be having fun with those.
We're the only company that could really, you know,
have this type of resource to make these custom-shaped bags, man.
So, man, shout to runs great people to work with.
For real.
And low-key, I was just riding down the highway, you know what I'm saying?
I got a call.
Hey, you know what I'm saying.
Shout out Tommy.
Shout out to activity.
Hey, shout out Tommy activity.
That's the hard.
For real.
Shout out.
Activity.
Los Angeles, you know, big plug.
He saw me on Google for like the long.
He's like, Blasey, please let me help you.
I'm like, bro, chill.
He's like, no, let me help you.
I was like, okay, for sure.
We're going in there.
Then the photo shit took like, what, like, five minutes or so,
shit like that?
It was like five minutes.
Like, I was with my homies from Atlanta.
He was talking shit like, you just want to do some whole shit.
I was like, no, like, it's some lit shit.
You know what I'm saying?
And that shit's just everywhere.
You know what I'm saying?
Literally.
He was down in that shit.
That's in Greece.
Yeah, that's the stuff.
And we're not.
ones that dropped it. They just like, you know, they just love
And anyone, you know, say who needs some
coochie runs, holl at me. Zan Princess
X-A-N, Princess One
at Instagram, you know what I'm saying?
Y'all heard the first.
It's you right.
It's the coochie runs.
It is the coochie runs. That shit is very strong.
If I get too high, it's going to be your father.
Just give me their lights.
It's only made around this office.
No, me and Tony just talking about that.
That's always...
Sometimes the mid be hidden, bro.
That's always smoking.
Like, fucking...
Yeah, the gas be too much sometimes, bro.
There's so many burrholes on this carpet right here.
I'm trying to...
I'm trying to revert back from the Zah.
Like, we off the Zah.
We off the Zah.
We off the Zad.
We off.
Yeah, we off Zah.
We on the Naa.
No, literally.
I'm smoking Nana.
I'm smoking...
I'm smoking somebody grandma.
Because you know how niggas be like,
nah, nah.
Nah, we're smoking that.
So we're all smoking the night.
Yeah, we're smoking that.
Nah, nah, no, don't pass me that.
We're smoking that.
I ain't smoking today.
I gotta be productive.
That's really the thing with weed though, is like, I could,
no matter how long I smoke, my tolerance is still like one blunt.
You feel me?
One blunt?
Like, I practice every day, but like I can't.
You know.
I practice every day.
Today I will get to two.
Yeah, no, God.
Hell yeah, spark that shit up.
What do you mean about you practice every day?
Whoa.
Oh, that was a good catch.
You got lighter?
Damn, you rode that perfectly.
If anybody else would have rode that, that bitch would have disintegrated, like, as soon as it touched.
At least he could do that because he don't know what somebody in ethnicity is.
You caught the, wait, you caught the blood but not the lighter.
Just know he's the best top flight security in the world, too.
If you need somebody for festivals and anything, tap out my boy, man.
Ad, are you your own security when you go out?
No, I got Kiki.
You got people like bigger than you?
Adam stole, yeah.
Oh, you got to.
But I keep a little friend with me.
You catch my drift.
For the little ops?
No, for the big ops.
For the big ops.
For everybody.
You've got to catch my job.
You ever had an op bigger than you?
You ever had an op that was bigger than you?
I'm pretty sure.
You're a tall nigga, bro.
You got to be beefing with like an NFL player.
It's shit.
This nigga beeping with the running back from the Vikings and shit.
I'm beeping with whales, nigga.
What's up?
I'm beefing with whales.
I'm fucking dead.
Bro, this nigga would not leave the ocean alone.
Bro, you're a dick.
That's you that won't leave the ocean alone.
Fucking fucking up the coral reefs and shit,
I walked into that one.
You walked into the water, too.
Is that why you're hearing that color?
That wasn't dark.
All the chlorine in the water just fucking shit up.
There's no chlorine in the ocean.
Yeah, you don't know that.
Yeah, I must say, you don't know that.
It's a bunch of trash and shit, but it is for sure.
That's how your hair turned.
I change.
Keep a G.
When you be seeing it, you, you know, I'm not.
like turtles with the
sold and shit around their niggas no fucking turtles
out here
you know yes it is turtles out here what you mean
no it's not out in the ocean
bro please I don't know please somebody
Google if it's turtles turtles
in California bro
there's no fucking what do you mean there's no turtles in California
I definitely see turtles in California
nigga where at the pit store
at the fucking Long Beach Aquarium
at the pit store at the pit store
no bro there are there but
If I did see a turtle, yeah, I will fucking help me.
What the fuck?
But you wouldn't help children when a shark was headed their way.
That was a crazy story there for you to just...
Bro, first of all, I was trolling and second...
Nah.
I don't know if you was trolling now.
Second, nigga, I was further out.
You were you over there trying to steal some kucci runts.
I was further out than those little kids.
He's always trying to steal some weeds.
Trying to take a road trip to the other, man.
Every time, man.
That's like my little bro.
I just like, you know, giving him a little...
I'm about to say, like, if you got beef with somebody in the office, it's definitely here.
Y'all need to squabble out of the end of the year just to get whatever.
Yuri told me that I was the only one that was nice to him back in the day, so I had to change that up immediately.
He said I was the only one that would speak to him and remember his name.
Maybe not remember his name.
That's deep.
He said it took me 40 times.
And it took you to remember Yuri?
You're an idiot.
Nick, he was just, bro, do you know how many?
How many years you know?
Do you know?
No, no, no.
Do you know how many rams?
Do you know how many random white passing Hispanic men used to be at the no jumper store?
Just walking in the background?
No rose rat.
I had no idea who was who.
I'm sorry.
I met Yuri when he filmed like the day in life of Hesh.
Hey, yeah.
Hey, this nigga.
I don't know how I met Yuri.
We've been cool ever since, though.
I haven't.
I've never gave you a rage.
I'm in jail.
What will you get locked up for?
Being a peepant time before he.
stealing coochie runs
still in a
Coochee runs
No yeah
Being a weed thief
Yeah yeah
Being a weed thief
That's what he was
No
He would be in jail
For murder
Because Aspica
Never sent him
His merch
So he killed him
He gave him
Yeah but he fucking
Never gave us
Our merch
He paid for
He'll get murder
For like some
Is it on the way?
Is it on the way
Like a high rollers
Nick
Nah hell no
I can't say that
I got one of my
High rollers
Man
That's what I'm saying
High Rollers
High Rollers was like
four to six weeks wait.
This shit ain't tell us no type of weight.
The niggas just said you're going to get it when you get it.
We'll ship it.
No, literally.
That's what Playboy Cardi's website said.
I was like,
no way it said that.
That's actually tight.
For the canals,
I was like,
we'll let you know when it ships out.
They basically saying fuck you,
nigga.
They're going to send you,
they're going to send you niggas an email
in like 2025 is like,
are you ready for your merch?
That's the shit that be fucking the people's brand.
They're like not having that customer service.
Not the awesome real shit, though?
You got to respond to your customers.
That shit,
pisses me off because they over here
breathing down my ball sack
and I told you, niggas, how long
it's going to take, but they want to be on my
head. You got to put it in your bio, don't DM me about
your order. But then niggis is
going to DM even more if it says that.
Are you joking? Are you joking?
Yeah. They're not going to hit the email. They're going to hit my DM still.
I will hit your DM. Man.
You know what I'm saying?
You just got to have somebody for customer
service. I'll get it. I would hit your DM.
Like, come on, man.
He said enough surfing jokes.
I know, bro.
It's all right.
Ocean water,
ocean water.
Go ahead.
Ocean water.
I'm trying to end the show early so I can go eat some fucking meat balls.
Yeah, we can't end the show early.
Let's end it right now.
I'm going to eat some, I'm going to eat Justin's balls.
Bro.
His meat balls, yo.
Pause.
Yo, what's up with y'all, niggas.
Shout out to Justin for bringing his warm balls.
Oh, my God.
Putting them in a tray and bringing them here to us.
What else?
What else?
Adam not here.
I got to feel this spot.
Just know this nigga spit the gayest freestyle on the stream.
I'll spit another one right now.
Go for it.
You want to beat?
Yeah.
Yep.
Hey,
Hey, I'm sucking on A.D.
No!
No!
He didn't even let me get it on.
Pause.
Yo, what the fuck is wrong with this little bit, man.
I just said, I'm going to spin another one right now and then y'all stopped it.
Yeah, but I didn't know it's going to come off that crazy.
You put him in there, bro, not me.
Yeah, what you doing?
What you doing?
Man.
I'm staying out of this.
I don't want to be in the shit.
They call him the pot lord.
I'm calling him the cock lord.
Yo, see.
Oh, my God.
Smoking up some coochie runs.
Where the dick runs.
You might be honest of some shit.
Cock runts?
Bro.
If y'all make that, I'm out of here, bro.
Literally.
You never smoking weed again.
I'm never smoking weed again.
If it's dick ruts,
bro, come on, I'm out of that, bro.
Man, who's going to be the model?
Honestly, you know.
You, yeah.
Throw my meat on the cock runts.
You're out of course.
No, the worst part is you got to get a front and the back.
Yo.
What are you talking about?
The front.
front is just meat and then in the bag is a little shaft with balls at the
at the end I thought you could say your ass or stuff shit I was like fuck no
we just here to make AD uncomfortable I'm not I'm just like I'm just listening
I'm just listening to Bochewater water water Ocho water oh sure you should actually
do that that might actually wait what wait what yo relax relax relax relax
okay pause bro don't you got kids bro relax can't be making jokes like that
you call fish your kids
What?
My babies.
My precious.
Oh my God.
Just know I just face the coochie runs.
Wait, oh.
Why y'all be throwing blunts like his football?
We'll be doing that, bro.
I just face the coocherons.
I'm sorry.
I've caught blisters, though.
Here, here.
Blisters or so?
No, pass on lighter.
I didn't mean to face the coochie.
Man.
I just faced the cooch.
I'm still distraught right now.
I'm sorry, bro.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Bring the beat back.
Wait, all right, somebody else rap first.
I don't want to rap first.
You are the only two rappers.
What do you mean?
You'd be rapping too.
Hell no.
Hey, I'm with my nigger Blasie, smoking on the weed, and you know he's fin to pass it.
I don't give a fuck, bitch.
I'm elastic, because my dick long, and I'm going to stretch it out, and I'm going
a little bitch I'm smoking out the barn, and I'm smoking coochie runs and she in the thong.
Hey, you know we're going nut.
Nigger 80 got hats, but his fucking hats suck, hey.
Hey, that nigger ain't fucking with me.
I got soda worldwide, not no fucking dickies.
Hey, I step out in expensive fits.
Every time I talk shit, I got expensive shit.
And that bitch is about to lick the tip.
I don't give a fuck to that bitch.
He can lick my dick.
Hey, and I'm sipping on the central water.
Nigga, I don't give a fuck.
I ain't no fucking father.
But you niggas is my kids.
I don't give a fuck.
Put my dick up in her ribs.
I don't give a fuck.
House phone, how I live.
Show the bitch.
Take the bitch to my mama crib.
I don't give a fuck.
Bitch, I got a lot of shit.
I don't know.
Fucked up.
All right, that's all I got.
Bipa, beer, beer, beer, beer, beer.
Where's it at?
Where's it at?
Hold on.
All right.
Give me an unwritten, AD, let's go.
Unwritten?
All right.
Okay.
All right.
All right.
Ocean water.
Oh, call it ocean water.
I'll be up in the sea.
In the hood and I be banging the sea.
Hey.
I ain't got no degree.
Hey.
Buck.
Bro.
He was getting off.
That's why.
He was getting up.
You get even.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Let me get some bars in.
Hey, just know he was getting off.
I was riding with it.
I'm sorry, wait, wait.
Run it back.
Bring it that beat.
My nigga, my knuckles hurt.
Hold on.
Ocean water.
Ocean water.
Ocean water.
I really be there.
I really ski there.
With a coochie blunt.
Smoking on some coochie rants.
I got a blammy pack.
They ask him where Blasie at
Hey
I'll take a trip to Mexico
Texaco
It was gas
I'm really past it
Know I'm by the gas
It said this dick is fantastic
They said my hat saying plastic
Because house phone sucks
He really do suck
Niggas
Tried to take my blunt
Trying to take my bars, nigga
What the fuck?
Man this nigga got blonde hair
I don't give a fuck
I'm in a chair.
And I'm on no jumper.
And I'm on no jumper.
Crack an egg on a bitch head,
Brian Pumper.
Hey,
nigga.
And I'm about to dump her.
With the motherfucker.
What?
With a rumper?
Oops.
I mean romper.
Hey, oops.
I mean romper.
Go ahead.
I'm fucking with the motherfucking tanker.
Hey.
What's a tonker?
That's a truck.
And I really smoking coochie runs.
Hey.
And I haven't spoken on no dick, though.
No.
No.
Coochee Russ, that's the info.
Come shopping.
Come shop it.
What the fuck you're talking?
I'll sell it out of her in Laughlin.
And I'm sipping on the Canada drive.
Okay.
I lied to the bitch.
I'm gonna tell her a lie.
Yeah, I got the Cucci bruns.
We're the Coochie thines.
Hey.
That was far.
And I heard your bitch got a train ran on her by some Coochie guys.
Coochie guys.
Okay.
Who are the Coochie guys?
Give me on.
That's Y and Jane.
Hold on.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah, we, I feel like, I feel like the Cucci Runt has surpassed Y and J where nobody even brings up that the Coochee Rends is, is his.
Nobody even aligns the, the, the Cucci Runch.
Yeah, that's the beauty of it.
We're going to come out with like some, Sam Princess.
How are you about sending a cease in the system, blast it.
He's like, wait, hold on.
What did he?
What did he name?
He gave you a different name.
Mr. Flipfoam?
Yeah.
Mr. Flipfoam.
He was like, Mr. Flipfoam.
funny man very funny guy
do you own the house phone still
yeah I think
for real at the crib yeah
do it ever ring
no because you gotta use it to like buzz in the
door
so that's the only reason why it's still there
I don't fuck does that work
you gotta get the house phone chain
with the number associated to it so it picks up
that was crazy
damn
that he knows how it's phone works
you feel I'm saying like that was hard to
elevate the, because I had a phone chain already, but it didn't ring.
Now telling me, you need like extra $50 a month.
Just know, that's nothing.
60 if you want a tax.
Okay, okay.
I'm not going to be texting people.
Do you work at AT&T or what?
Yeah.
Let me get you with the family plan.
No, no, no, no, no.
But check it out.
That's your emergency phone.
You only give it to like your emergency people.
Bro, you know one time I put this number on the stream.
Who number?
Your number?
Your number?
What do you mean?
No, I gave my own number and it was going on.
Oh, shit.
I take it back.
I'm like, you didn't put my number on the hell.
No, you put your number on a t-shirt.
Just know, I put my first...
You put his mom's phone number out of the T-shirt.
His mom was hot.
The first name of my, my first mixtape was the name of my house number.
That it really was the number.
Man.
And they were calling your mom.
And they were calling it so much, I was taking out of voicemails and clipping them
and, like, using them as intros and shit on songs.
Anybody ever did anything negative?
For show, for sure.
Like, for sure.
made you hot though?
No, because it was like, I'll put the number of us.
Speaking of which, that kid, all right,
remember that little drop we played at Rolling Loud?
Is this a true story?
This is a true story?
All right.
So this kid, we, we, I cut this like little clip of this kid saying, is this
little house phone on like on a voicemail, right?
Yeah, but you could tell us a little kid like clearly sounds like a little kid.
It's like a little kid, but I mean, it's like probably like 14 or whatever.
I understand.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Of course.
It depends.
That's only way he did an answer.
Yeah, he's like 14.
But all right, this kid end up hitting me up.
And was like, yo, house phone won't answer my DMs.
You guys cannot just use my voice and all the type of shit.
Like, yo, I never answered them though.
So, kid, if you watch this, fuck you.
Now he's about to go shoot some fish, make you cry.
You're going to be screaming.
You shouldn't have called his mom house, nigga.
That's not my call.
He bought to fish fillet.
He about to shoot up the next show we have or something.
Man.
That's what he might do.
Hey, we need a kid.
Didn't that last one get shot up, Pallor?
What'd you mean?
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yeah, chin, chit, chit, shit.
Hey, that's it.
Hey, invited me to the ocean.
He invited me to the ocean.
I heard I got blown the fuck up.
Hey, just know it for show did.
He invited us to a function.
He was DJing that.
And that shit fucking.
That shit juke the fuck out of you.
I don't matter.
But you, you was juke in the bullets that night.
Behind the fucking DJ booth.
I was so mad.
I'm like, this nigga invited me to this.
And then they got shot up.
Yeah, that's fact.
It didn't get shot at that.
Yeah, I was like, that's the last thing.
I was, I was considering going to.
I was going to go to.
Now you see what.
This nigga would be hanging with like amphibians and shit.
It should be chill, you know what I'm saying?
That nigga be hanging with side baby and squids and shit.
Squid-tastic.
And the house phone was like, man, that shit got shot the fuck up.
I'm going to, oh, no.
Was it a pool party?
Allegedly.
Allegedly, allegedly, yeah.
Was it a pool party, though?
No, it was like, it's like outdoor.
It actually got shot up with harpoons, guys.
Yeah.
Y'all, I'm fucking this bitch and spreading the mask cheeks that booty hole pink
That nigga been saying this shit all week
No, bro, you almost got your Instagram deleted because of that
Hey, AD saved my Instagram
I can't even hold you
I tried to put that as a caption but then I
But then AD was like hey man you should probably change that
That's kind of bullshit
They'd be tripping and I was like you know what you're right
And I changed it right and then I was like you know what fuck that I'm
Change it back right so I went to go edit it again
And then it was like are you sure you want to do this
This is
They're like, they're like, this is a comment that looks familiar to other things that have been taken down.
I was like, God damn it.
They give you strikes for anything now.
That's just crazy.
If it was three strikes in your house over bullshit too, shit, they miss.
I have way.
Four strikes?
How are you getting past three?
I don't know.
Yeah, they're really on your ass.
They're like, yo, it's the fourth strike.
Bro, I got like 15.
Oh, what you're, all right.
You're tripping.
You're tripping.
They must like the show.
That's it.
That's what I did.
I got to call it out.
They were like, ah.
It'd be for stupid shit.
It'd be for the stupid shit, too.
I posted an album cover.
They said it was hate on one of my captions.
You said something about like me and Tray songs
going to beat your bitch up.
Yeah, that's out of control.
Me and Tray songs go uppercut your bitch.
They're like, no, no, no, no.
It was like, we're going to sing to your bitch
and then uppercard.
No.
And push you down a flight of stairs.
It's a picture.
I said, we'll sing to your bitch and beat you up afterwards.
I mean, beat your nigga up afterwards.
Something like that.
That's not bad, is it?
No, but Instagram
Millier violence that you posted before.
Someone saw that on the threat.
Instagram.
Yeah, nah.
That wasn't a strike.
They be doing,
they be doing enough.
They deleted boosy shit just for breathing.
Oh, man, just for making a movie.
Did you all see the movie?
Did you guys see the movie?
No.
You seen it?
Bro, they were rocking like backwards clothing
in like 1991.
I was like, that's bullshit.
Bro, they had like
debit card acceptors at the liquor.
store i'm like come on boozy now you know what's funny i got like tattoos from the 2000s oh my god
no it was funny when they had him playing himself as like he was like 16 oh no yeah he turns
19 it's just boosy like 41 year old boozy that's hard yeah it's just him in the club just
walking all bitches like yeah i'm boozy he no way he was playing he was playing he was playing
himself at 19 yes but it's him today he should have had you play an artist he would have at least
at least switched back, you know, once he got into prison and shit, but no, it went like right
when he was blowing up.
He should have one of the sons or something like.
No, they had his son.
That's the crazy part.
They only had him from like 15 years old to 18.
So 19 to like, yeah.
19 to 40.
Bro, let your son be in the movie just four more years.
Yeah.
At least until 25.
Like, at least let him get locked up.
I mean, what if his son was.
Oh my God, that's not a crazy.
No, the movie.
Yeah, no.
What if his son was.
What if his son just wasn't that good of acting?
and so they're like, man, we got to put bobootsie.
Man.
He fucking up my life story.
Put this nigga out of here.
Fuck it, I'll do 19.
That's what it had to be, right?
Yeah, he keeps referring to his aunt.
He has like a bad bitch.
Oh, wait, what do you mean?
Yeah, he's like, my auntie, she was a bad bitch.
It was just her thick-ass style.
He's just walking through it.
That's kind of weird.
Yeah, that's kind of crazy.
And then he walks in on his aunt having sex.
And he does a little kill.
like, ooh. This all sounds weird.
It's a movie you gotta watch.
Wait, if you're 20 bucks for show.
Like the little kid walks in or a boozy walker?
I'm like, hold on.
Nah, it's just a 16-year-old.
Is it really boozy or is it?
Man, no, it's like some six-year-old.
It's like his nephew or something like that.
Niggas. That's out of control.
Hey, honestly, listen, I respect
the hustle, but you've seen
when he, uh, like, somebody came up to him
in a mall and asked him for a picture, right?
He was like, did you buy the movie? He's like, did you buy the movie?
He's like, did you buy my movie?
You got to do that with the shoes.
The niggins said, nah.
I do that, no, no, no.
The niggins said, nah, but I watch it on YouTube.
Boosey's like, get the fuck out of my face, bro.
That's fucked up.
Yeah, I mean, you basically are stealing from, bro.
But where the fuck you got to buy that shit from?
Nick, you just Google that shit, really.
Isn't it crazy that Boosie or Tanya are the only ones who can't get canceled?
Like, they'll always be forgiven for whatever they say.
No, Bathy.
No, but Boosie, he could say the craziest shit or do, you know, say some YouTube shit.
You know, if, like, if they call, like, a new.
rappers saying that shit, it'll be canceled.
Like, what?
You don't like your fans?
Don't make apology?
Busy stands on his shit, though.
You feel me?
He was not, he would not settle.
That's what people love him.
You feel me?
But there's certain people, like, if they stand,
if they know if it's standing on something,
it's not really an outrage.
Like, somebody,
you know what I'm saying?
That's Boosy, that's Kanye, you know?
Yeah.
Like, an Addison Ray fucking says something crazy.
I'm like, the world is over!
I still don't even know what she looked like.
She shook Donald's Trump man
at a fucking UFC event.
Who?
This Edison Ray girl?
Yeah.
I keep hearing her name, but I don't know who it is.
He's like a TikTok.
No, Kanye West on his election run, he told everybody I wanted to stop.
He almost killed my baby.
Yeah, that was crazy.
That was crazy.
He said that?
He started crying.
He was basically, like, talking about how like abortion was bad, basically.
And he broke down saying he almost killed this kid.
But it's Kanye, you feel like, he was saying Northwest.
Who's saying Northwest like wasn't on me?
He said slavery was a choice, too.
So that was exactly.
But like, forgive you, Kanye.
But look, if Cuevo said that, if Cuevo said that.
over. Yeah, that's, nah.
I don't know.
That's a heavy card. Quavo say it.
Honestly, Kanye does be saying the most, like,
I feel like he be, his head being the right place.
He has a real condition.
His heart be in the right place.
If you ever deal with somebody that's bipolar, bro,
they, if they don't take their medicine, bro,
they act really right.
That's what it was.
I never take medicine and I'd be saying crazy shit.
I'm saying, I'd be saying crazy shit.
So maybe I might be, and I just don't know.
He said some crazy shit.
This nigga, he knows me for a crazy.
And this nigga crazy.
He's making up shit, too.
He's got a good imagination.
Ocean water.
Ocean water.
He said, I don't want serial killer.
Her name was a Abbott's a time.
Annalise Keating.
We're like, bro, we don't even know who that is.
You read the furniture name off the sofa and shit.
Nah, dead ass, right?
Ashley Furniture Headass.
That's where you find the widest names.
Where?
Just like furniture store shit.
What you mean?
No, yeah, they'll be called a,
you know,
Emma fucking
like
Whistlebone
No, no, no, no
You go in the fucking
furniture store
just to read the names
I might shit
Honestly
They shit to do
Inspiration
Instagram's down
You're like yeah
Instagram's down
Inspiration honestly
Bro
I didn't have shit to do
yesterday
I didn't do shit
You ain't got
No
That's Instagram
You're gonna start surfing
Just Instagram
I try to go to the studio
But guess what
Couldn't hit the engineer
Would you still sell shoes
Because I didn't have his number.
I only had his Instagram.
Would you sell shoes at those to Instagram?
Oh, bitch.
Hit me up.
What the fuck you told me?
What?
You got a studio?
No.
Exactly.
I can engineer anything.
I'm going to imagine the studio.
I'm like, did you have a studio that we could have with you?
He got to have a session.
He's going to dive in this ocean, man.
I know this shark.
Yeah.
He can take you up for session.
He can do your auto tube.
We're in the submarine.
Oh.
Hey, the submarine studio.
That might be a great idea.
That also might like water might leave.
I don't know.
The aquatic vibes.
The aquatic vibes might sound mate.
What if you get the craziest like autotune
because the fucking
the sonics underwater is just better.
No, you can get the crazy anxiety because you're about
to fucking die under the fucking.
You don't want to be in the ocean.
Nick, I'm not trying to see what's under the bitch.
Like what the fuck?
You want to sit every day.
No, I do not be under.
I don't just go out on my surfboard.
Like, oh, let me take a dog.
Like, no.
I think you take a dog.
And then opening his eyes?
What'd you go to see?
Are you be open your eyes in the salt water?
Yeah.
Sometimes.
Sometimes.
Can you see shit?
I don't really go underwater like that, bro.
But can you see under water?
You'd be falling off for show.
No, I don't fall.
I've seen hell of videos of you farther.
Yeah, I fell once because I fucking almost hit a rock.
Oh my God, bro.
Why the fuck are you surfing by the rocks?
Nick, it was a wave right there.
The fuck you talk about.
You're trying to lower that shark back to get some more children.
That's what you was doing.
Like, why was you?
You buy the rocks, nigga.
Nigger.
Ain't that the whole point of surfing is being out in the ocean?
Well, Malibu is a lot of rocks, bro.
It is hell of rocks in Malibu.
And it's hell of thoughts in Malibu.
It's a fact.
Who knows it hell of rocks in Malibu?
This is a probably in California.
Yeah, if you be in Malibu, nigga, it'd be rocks at the beach.
There's rocks at every beach.
Nah, it's different.
It's different.
I'm pretty sure there's rocks in every beach in America.
It's like caves and shit.
Technically, technically sand is many rocks.
Is that true?
Hot take.
Yeah.
Honestly, that's where that comes from.
They're just like baby rocks.
It's probably just very fine.
Nick, it ain't just saying baby rocks.
It's sand.
Sand is baby rocks.
It might be.
Hey, listen, listen.
Just know, I never put a fact past his man
because this nigga be spin facts.
Give me another fact.
Let's see you.
Shit.
You know that.
What category?
Check it out.
Mears are made out of glass.
Shit, no.
Mears are made out.
Is it glass made out of sand or something like that?
I don't know.
That's a fun.
Okay.
Man of the sand?
No.
Man's made out of glad or the other way around.
No, that's a nigga tripp.
I don't know.
You got me in too deep.
I got a fun fact.
You're in the iceberg now.
I got a fun fact.
Michael Jackson died.
Why is that fun?
It's a fact.
But it's not a...
It's nothing fun about it.
You get some facts.
You wanted Michael Jackson to die?
No, I love them.
So why is that fun to you?
What the fuck?
That's the piece to Michael Jackson.
Yeah, what the fuck is this?
Did you hit the blur?
Did you hit the blur?
Did you hit the blunt?
Got contact high off the coochie.
That's what it was.
Honestly.
Yeah.
The coochie contact.
He said he wanted him to die.
This nigga Adam asked him, would you let, would you have let Michael Jackson molest you?
What's wrong with this nigga, Adam, bro.
Hey, what I'll tell him?
Hey, niggas.
I would have murked both.
I would have murk that.
I would have murk him and everybody at the ring.
I don't believe Michael Jackson did that shit, though.
You really don't believe he did.
Asked question though.
Yeah.
That's an Adam-ass question.
That's funny as fucking.
That's the question that Adam
would ask somebody during the interview.
Yeah, he'd be saying some crazy shit.
He'd be like, so tell me
about your childhood trauma.
Would you have let Michael Jackson
Malish?
Like, bro, what?
Like, keep it to stack.
Like, keep it to being.
Sniggin' man.
Any more facts, Blasie?
This nigga.
He said, mirror.
You caught me out of Saturday.
You caught me on an off day.
You caught me on an off day.
I'd be having them.
What we should do?
we should do some snapple type shit
where we put
on the bottom inside the shoes
I'm talking about in a drink bro
like on some snapple shit like under the cap
we gotta drop a drink first
just know
the drink the drink will come after
let's just think of the
let's think of the random facts
we'll think of like 20 facts
and just rotate this
put them on your tag
yeah you gotta do that for the shoes though
fuck that nigga
but you should have like
hella like crazy troll it facts
like did you know there's 20
niggas that actually live in Newport Beach
shit like that.
I don't know, right?
Is that the fact?
That should have been hilarious.
It might be a fact.
Hey, the 20 niggas in Newport Beach, hit up this nigga.
Please don't.
What's to do in Newport Beach?
Surf.
Get hung by racist white people.
Drive a pickup truck for sure.
Probably eat some unseasoned fish tacos.
Is that LA or Orange County?
Orange County for sure.
You know it's crazy?
I hate when they do the fish tacos, beer battered.
That shit is lazy as fuck.
bro because they need to throw it and why people do the business is worth no no not just know
shit I walked into that not just just know he sent me to the seafood restaurant like it was good but
it was just like you all fucking with sharkies hell no what the wood fire grill no no no i'm
what i'm not saying you got a white girl right there white girl girl girl no it's like some like
fish food spot or something shit like that my trip are you talking about the bar is what the bar
They do sell food too
They got like a shark has a logo
I don't know
Yeah that shark has a restaurant
That nigga said every restaurant I've ever been to by the ocean
No bro
This nigga used to live literally off the fucking
Like the Borwalk Venice Beach was there
And he lived right here
I'm glad this nigga moved this nigga
Yeah
I'm glad I'm glad I moved too because you just said it
I mean well yeah you moved like two years ago
This nigga gives a hint where he lives at every fucking show
I don't even live there
no more so good exactly you're gonna give up the next location yeah one by one you get out the new phone
number man I had the same number the new house phone the new house phone oh it might be the
they even sell house phone still probably not actually maybe if you go to like like
Target or some shit Walmart Walmart Walmart Walmart they definitely talking about a digital one I'm
talking about like the old one no they don't sell those but they got they for show got a digital one or two
yeah they for show got a digital one or two yeah they for show
got a digital one. You know they do.
That's crazy. That cell phones took, took that shit
out. Yeah. I mean,
is it really that crazy? Who wants to be sharing
a house line? Who really even be at home
like that? The crazy part...
The crazy parts we sought through every single
like evolution, you feel me?
We were giving out house numbers too,
you feel me? That's facts. And then I went to like
the homies number and then your number.
When I tell you, I used to be on the
phone with bitches.
On the digital phone, on the house phone
just thought, man, you was looking good as hell
class of they girl like damn like that your little air forces on you know what I'm saying
you got your mom hearing east dropping the whole shit oh my god bro that sounds terrible
that's the words and you just you just like I'm glad that you're just on the couch like
so if I was there right if I was there right now what you're gonna do what's you going to
oh yeah what are you wearing what do you wear hey yo hey hey hey the hey the house phone
gonna die I'm gonna call you back in the morning I'm gonna try to go in the house phone die
He said, what are you wearing?
She's like my PE uniform from earlier.
Like, ugh.
Dickey bitch, take a shower.
You still wearing the same
P.E. fit from earlier?
Hell no.
Oh, man.
Hell no.
That niggas is dumb, bro.
You ever gave out, you ever get some contact for sure?
You ever gave out some salty dick on accident?
Yo, what the fuck?
Like, no, I got, because, like,
I got, like, I got respect.
Like, if I know I'm going to go possibly
even get some coochie,
you got to go take a shower first
Go shame
Out of courtesy
I'm saying this nigga be
He'd be fresh out of the salt water
Droving dick off
So you just
You want to know
You want to know if the water
Get some of my dick
That's what you want to know
No no no
I was just asking like as niggas
As niggas
Do y'all make sure
Y'all go get clean
Before it's time to hit them cheek
Nah it ain't
Bro
Don't do not lie
Say everybody
There might be like a moment or two
You feel me like once a year
You might do some weird
You might do some smelly
This is wild niggas.
I'm conditioned now, bro, to even get in bed to go to sleep.
That's what I'm saying.
No, God.
My shower at my house is a bussin.
You can't go back either.
It's hard to, like, convert.
Hey, this girl.
I feel dirty.
If you think about going to sleep without taking shot now, I feel dirty as it.
I mean, all the dirty pillows I had.
Like, I never watched one in high school.
Okay, that's crazy, though.
I didn't either.
Bro, this girl tripped on me the other day because I was out running errands and shit all day.
Tripped on you?
Yeah, she tripped on me.
Look, so, like, I went to her crib.
Oh, tripped.
Yeah, yeah.
Nah.
Yeah, she tripped.
She fell on my shit here.
I'm like, always with drunk, bitches, what the fuck?
No, look, look, look.
Shorty, shorty, like, I, like, I came to her crib.
She let me upstairs, whatever.
We're chilling.
I was going to light up the blunt, so I went to go sit on the bed,
sit, like, sit close to her.
She was like, I know you're not sitting on my bed
after wearing the same clothes all freaking day long.
I was just telling the story.
She was on her shit.
She was like, she was like, you go take a shower if you want.
And I was like, I'm honestly,
I'm not going to spend a night at your house.
So I'm not going to take a shower.
I'm going to just smug to my and then I'm a leave.
And that's what I did.
And that's what I did, yeah.
You didn't want to get the cakes?
I mean, she had like.
Did you not take a shower when you got it back on purpose?
She invited her out of her home.
She was not going to go down.
She was hitting you to go in the shower.
Bro, for sure.
Just no.
She'd be like, Ben, let me take shower.
I'm faithful anyway, so I wasn't, that wasn't going to happen.
Now he just made you lie up.
Yeah.
This story never even happened.
No, my maid did, but I'm just saying.
This is happening in the past.
This was two years ago.
He's like,
nigga, fuck taking a shower
and getting more stinky, bitch.
I'm gonna smoke his blood right now.
I'm like, take a shower, bitch.
I'm going on a run.
I'm going on a run.
I'm going to get more stinky.
I'm on my Adam shit, bitch.
I ain't never taking a shower.
I'm faithful anyway.
I'm out of here.
My bitch, like it's stinky.
I'm like, you know what?
You know what?
My bitch just text me actually.
to go home.
I'm about to hit the gym first off.
Nah, her friend,
bro told us the craziest
fucking story.
You tell us.
All right.
I'm about to just say,
fuck it.
All right,
fuck it.
Okay, so her friend was like 19
or something like that.
She was at Basanova.
No, no, she's like 24 now.
She was 19.
She was at Bosanova.
Maybe 40.
Shit finished.
I had to.
I had to.
I had to.
Yeah.
Yo.
I fucking hate child,
though.
Go ahead.
Just know she was being terrorized
by some nigga who makes movies.
That's a Harvey Weinstein shit,
right?
No,
no.
We're going to bring her on here to tell this story.
Oh, no.
Is she here?
No, but.
We'll finish the story in.
No, no.
I'm going to bring her back next time.
I got you.
Don't shit.
Just know it's the craziest story
I ever heard
Nica, you want me to like
Remember verbatim what this girl
Told me at 4.
What's the point to tell it?
All you said was that she existed.
Exactly.
She's 19 as a movie producer
Did something to her.
No, that was a while ago.
I'm gonna have her tell the story
Because I realized, I realized
As I was trying to tell it
I didn't know all the details.
That sounds crazy as fuck.
You should have made some shit up like him.
I know.
No, no, no.
Oh my God.
I said it's freestyle some random shit.
And I hate him.
do that too. They start telling something. They'd be like, nah.
See if you could do it right now. A freestyle.
A random story.
I might take a bunch of real stories and
make it into it. Let's see.
I don't even know where to start,
man. What is his literature? Yeah.
Say the Ferrari story.
The stolen Porsche, stolen Ferrari.
Oh, yeah. So,
all right, man. So, you know
I'm saying? It was just... Wait, hold on.
You know a pre-made story? What the fuck?
A good man?
No, no, no, no.
No, no.
What he did was he was, you've been me a subject for me to just freestyle.
Now he just fucked it up.
You fucked it up.
I never finished, man.
He fucked it up.
So the blue Ferrari, what happened?
All right, so, you know, Blasey was out of town, you know what I'm saying?
It was this girl, I was trying to impress.
I was like, yo, let me borrow the blue Ferrari.
He was like, nah, I only left the key.
He said the Lambo truck at the crib.
I'm like, all right, leave a key under the mat.
But when I get there, the key, the key.
wasn't under the mat and the car was gone so I'm like yo like did you move the car somewhere
he was like nah left the key under the mat for you we don't know where the fuck the car is at right
so I walk around I go to the beach better be good I go to the beach for some reason because
blasey live oh no no matter I go to the beach I go to the beach guess who I see driving the
lamo in the sand doing donuts the baby rocks toke I'm gonna cry I knew that was coming
Toke stole the Lambo truck, drove it to the beach, start doing fucking donuts in the sand.
Then he hopped out, dove into the water, and swam away.
I never saw the nigga again until right now.
That's the end of the story.
I'm fucking that story.
I just freestowed the fuck out of that.
Yeah, I like that.
That really was like a debate, like a debate class assignment.
Just like make up a random story.
Like if you had like a movie about Pop Lord's life, the movie would have to end.
the movie would have to end with him just walking up to see and disappearing.
Yeah, and then just like...
It has to end with me killing myself.
Thanks, A.
No, it's awesome.
That's not killing yourself.
Bro, what the fuck?
I'm going to breathe on the water, nigga.
What the fuck?
Yeah, you want to be with your people, bro.
It's your movie.
It's your movie.
It's your movie.
Bro.
Ad would just dig.
He would just have a joke and just beat that bitch into the ground.
Like, he would not let him.
Let that shit go ever.
Oh, my fucking guy.
Out of control, bro.
Aquatic man over here, man.
I probably just not.
If I can say, go into the ocean.
This is not my water.
I feel like, but I want to drink it.
Go for it.
Just know this bitch warm as hell.
Hold on.
That bitch warm as hell.
You want one?
I might sell some pussy if I go to jail.
Wait, no.
Pause.
Well, that's not.
No, no.
No, no, no.
No, no.
No.
You admit that.
Pause.
Pause.
Pause.
Yeah.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Hey, pause, bro.
Oh, my fucking God.
Yo, pause the fuck out of that.
You know what you meant.
God damn it.
I walked into that one.
Remember Adam said I'm going black.
I'm going to go black.
I'm wearing like, what?
Now you're going to throw this thing under the plug.
No, that was funny.
Oh, man.
Y'all dig is good.
This is black and brown, no jumper, man.
Is that why you got no topics?
Yeah, we literally get it right now.
I don't know.
I don't even do it.
Honestly, shout out to Vashti.
Vashty does it.
I don't even, I like when we just do freestyle this shit anyway and we just chop it up.
I never had a topic in my life.
Yes, you do.
You write topics every week.
I'll be the only nigga that I'd be writing, sitting in the topics for real for it.
I'm like, I don't see him.
I'm trying to say the ammo for my show.
That niggins said, I'm like, I don't see him.
Lucky you do never reply when she says that.
She's like, yo, you guys got any topics?
Adam might reply like three hours later.
A, D. You won't reply at all.
I'll maybe throw a couple and then just keep it pushing.
Honestly, you don't even want to put topics in that group chat for Tuesday.
I'll give you that.
Thank you.
I'll be trying, see, right?
Me, when I be thinking of something, we say it on Tuesday,
inside I'd be like
You're like fuck
Gotta say this tomorrow
Yeah
No but honestly like
Going on your show
It's like
It's not as much pressure
For some reason
Like it's like
We're just chilling
You feel me
Oh yeah as a listener bro
I fuck with your show
Way more
Like we don't
Like we don't need no topics
For your show at all
True
Adam
Adam's gonna talk about
Fucking somebody
Doing some porn shit
And everybody
Everybody can take a joke
On your shit too
Yeah, bro, that nigga T-Rail had me
dying.
T-Rail might be the funniest
thing as a lot of times.
That should have me dying, bro.
T-Rill clapping with both hands.
On the B-T-Lords
was the with the gold
with the gold magnum condom
bucket hat on
and an extra long
towelette t-shirt.
You got to have, you got to have,
I tell people too, like,
they'd be like, oh, I want to be a guest.
I'm like, you got to have thick skin
if you want to be a guest on our show.
Bro, I was screenshot
some funny-ass comments.
They was on some funny shit.
On Wednesday?
These niggas be hilarious.
Sometimes the comments
be very on point.
Sometimes they'd be super off.
But most of the time,
they'd be hell of funny.
But we'd be reading them too.
We should do that shit today.
We should read it today.
I'm super down to do that, actually.
Wait, like the live chat?
Yeah.
We should do that right now.
Let's do it.
Put up a live chat.
Fuck it.
Yeah, we got Riley on the board.
It's working this motherfucker.
I'm like, I ain't seen Yuri this whole episode.
Hold on.
Oh, wait.
We're Josh is on tour
He's on tour
They're on tour, right?
Tour with their kids
Yeah
I thought they started off the first
Yeah
Kiss Bob or something
I thought they started off the first
We're on tour at Blippy
Let's see
I want to sell some
Yeah
Houseball was tripping
T-Rell clapping was crazy
Wait
I don't think you should show
The chat revenue as well
Oh shit yeah
Yeah
I don't know
I don't know if they can see that
They can see it
Only we can see that.
Oh, I was like, Jesus Christ.
Stop playing.
Riley got this, bro.
Okay, okay.
Don't play with her.
Yo, house phone, we love you.
Housephone found his clothes in a boiler room.
That was funny.
Housephone boxed milk seven foe.
Where's Tiny Cah?
Lilson's phone clapped a midget cheap.
AD is my spirit animal?
He sucks.
He doesn't speak.
Y'all got rid of Adam.
This shit going fast as a bitch.
Oh, my God.
Houseone looked like he in pre-release.
Y'all got me fucked up.
House phone looks like a janitor.
We need the phone runs.
We need to.
Bro, we keep talking about this.
And then a baggage of shape that, you know.
Come on.
Hold on.
We're smoking phone runs.
I take my 10%.
They're going crazy.
Bro, it's too many.
It's too many.
We can't even do this.
Blas just doing those cousins.
Nixel, the server.
Jesus.
It's way too many.
Okay.
Thanks guys
We can't even read them
Your niggas
Go to members only
Why the nigga trying to cook me
Yeah
Yeah yeah
Members only chat
That made it easier
Someone said
A tells Zan princess
She fine as hell
It's the Cucci run
So on
Smoke this shirt you're wearing
It's so fire
I just want to let you know that
You got scarface
It says
Trap history months
That's what it says
But they're like babe characters too
Wow.
Wow.
That's the hardest tea I think I've ever seen in my life.
Smoke be having that shit on.
Trap History Month?
That's a fact.
That's right.
That's right.
I'd be in the ocean.
Ocean water.
You need to link up a 2011 soldier boy.
What?
Because he had a crew called Ocean Gang back then.
So this nicked thing I could breathe in the water.
You think I can go back in time.
What's over, John, niggins?
niggins think I'm a fucking
fair or some shit
you look like
one of his hair
you look like you might be able to
grant a nigga of wish
pause
yeah yo
you look like you'd be
granting niggas
his wishes pause
you come out of water
what does your wish
what does your wish
he only got two
I would buy you a new surfboard
fuck this nigga
you give him a wish
I want a million dollars
no all I have is a surfboard
He goes back in the water.
All I have is a million guppy fish.
Hey, you know what's crazy?
I don't even eat fish.
Shut the fuck up.
You just sent me.
You don't eat fish?
You just sent me to a seafood restaurant like two weeks ago.
I actually do.
I actually eat.
You're such a capper.
And we ate sushi here like a week ago.
And we ate ramen.
And we fin to eat sushi tonight.
Let's eat rock.
No, ask you.
I'm kind of get some ramen.
Yeah.
Now, wait, first of all, my nigga Justin prepared a whole meal for us.
I'm about to eat that.
I ain't eat that.
and nothing else.
And we got some banana pudding.
Oh,
I'm gonna go.
Cheesecake.
What?
Yeah.
Who brought that?
What's on that?
I'm not very to bring us a plane, bro.
Extraordinary banana pudding.
Extraordinary.
Shout out to extraordinary banana pudding, man.
I did see some different.
I seen a chocolate one.
I seen cheesecake.
So shout out to my nigga, man.
We're going crazy, man.
We're going to peace after this.
You know, I got, I got tired of a,
I ain't never, I never got fed here until this nigga brought some food on a,
at the end of the day
and I'm like, why the niggas ain't bringing no food on Tuesday?
We eat good, bro.
That's what I'm saying, man.
Bro, at first when I walked down, I'm like, damn,
no jumper got y'all got you all right.
Bro, Tip, man.
They got the catering shit.
My nigger tiny.
Where's that usually we eat, bro?
My nika, his girl got us some fucking donuts and shit.
Oh, she did that every week.
Bro.
I'm on the wrong show.
My chick be bringing donuts too?
I'm on the wrong show.
And we get an adjust and always bring pasta or
we had a taco, we had a taco,
stand the other day.
Are we bringing back pasta again?
We got a whole pan.
It was a whole stand, bro.
Right there, right there in a little part.
Like, like, niggas was lined up with plates, like, ready to go.
Nika, they put the whole tent up inside the altar.
Inside the shit.
It probably smelled like tacos for like two days.
Yeah.
Before I would smell like shit, so it was better.
I rather than smell like tacos, you know what I'm saying?
That's why Black China left.
Black China got the fuck out of here.
A.
Did DeQuine.
Wilshire and Long Beach Griffey
on there at the end of the day
This member's only chat
If you want to say anything
Long Beach Griffey is
Funny I watched the interview
I didn't know who he was though
Before that what did he do
Bro YouTube his YouTube skits
It's funny as fun
YouTube skits
Okay okay
Potlord jumping out the water
Like Free Willy
Hey D the Linguini Lobe
Thank you
The Linguini Lobe
Pasta Poxa game
I'm fucking dead
That's fine
Yuri is a new
No Jumper CEO
He for sure wrote that
honestly
that's his ghost account
I read I read somewhere that you and Yuri
were in charge though
the whole time Adam said that
that's cap
who's in charge then
you
so you just leave you
this nigga said I read that
like he just be reading random shit
I do be reading random shit
I'd be reading books and shit
niggas that's like the cap
Laura's in charge
what's the last book you read
honestly Laura is in charge
Laura's doing a good job
40 hours of power
I don't even know because I don't even read books
you had never even read a book before
I have not
even graduate middle school.
I probably haven't.
Where did you go to school?
I'm just going to finish.
Underwater.
I was going to say it, but I didn't say that.
He wanted you.
We just go with finding Nemo Nih-Needoo.
Only subscribe for his own name.
Okay, let's do that.
What they say?
Okay, here they go.
Do the Lean podcast.
Man, can we do that, please?
I'm not drinking no Lean, bro.
I drink a little bit.
Yeah, do it.
I feel like you've been sober enough or you could drink
like a little like a line sober life is a great life drink a deuce he'll be fine drink a deuce you'll be
fine i'm just playing by the way don't drink any lean bro what else y'all got to say i'm gonna do the
lean cast he said he bought like a four and it's just sitting in his uh in his fucking cupboard
it was it was here yep you know that bitch would have been gone if i was here they only bring
it on wednesdays they got to keep it away from you
Oh, my fucking God.
They only bring the drink on Wednesday.
80 got better hats.
I agree.
Who the fuck just lied and said that?
Somebody just said that.
That was one of y'all.
It was one of the twins.
It was one of the twins.
Two black bitches in the bins.
I know it was one of y'all.
80's favorite cereal's cookie Chris?
Niggins said a little house from been eating Cougarberger all week.
Oh, God.
Cougar burger.
Hey, I drove past her the other day.
How's a, how's the old mascot doing?
Niggum tired now.
bro hello Monta I seen like I seen some of the kids like leaving like the school
whatever he looked like he caught man body how many bodies
shit just yours last night pause yo what you're gonna
yo what you're not gonnae that's y'all niggas tripping man that's y'all niggas bro
hey you cornered me uh bro
Hey, why did chat be violating?
What they say?
No, it already scrolled out.
When's the last time you got some head?
Why do you want to know the last time I got my dick suck?
Housephone knows he on the wrong.
Damn, too, no loss ever way.
Blunts and burgers, we got to do that again.
Who will fight a flamingo, A.D. or Housephone?
A flamingo.
That's a good one.
Would you fight a flamingo?
Why would I want to be fighting a beautiful, beautiful majestic animals?
like that.
But if that Flamingos throw some money from me,
I'm gonna beat his ass.
Yeah.
Is there any animal that you wouldn't fight?
What the fuck?
Would you fight a kangaroo?
If what?
Just ain't no if.
Would you just square out with a kangaroo?
They'd be boxing.
I'll take off on a kangaroo.
All right.
Them niggas is kind of swore, bro.
And they're tall.
They're tall.
Can we Google how tall a fucking
normal,
what's some shit's called?
I'm high as shit.
A kangaroo.
A kangaroo.
I forgot what it was called.
That's creepy.
You do got a creepy mustache, bro.
You'd be scaring away all the fucking...
Maybe that's why the kids was screaming.
This thing is that...
It's a shark!
This thing said, Pallor need to remake Point Break 2.
Like, bro, shut the fuck.
Oh, no, that is.
It's a fucking surf movie.
Kangaroos are between three and eight feet?
Damn.
Yeah, I'm not squire.
Would you square up with like a 7-2 kangaroo?
I'd rather fight a three-foot one.
Are you fighting a kangaroo or pit bull?
That's like a...
What?
They're like a baby one?
I'll shoot a pit bull.
Shoot a pit bull.
Before fighting it.
Oh, wait.
Where's my shirt?
You rather fight a kangaroo or a pit bull?
A.D.
You rather fight a kangaroo or a pit bull?
Damn.
I'd rather fight a kangaroo.
Yeah.
The pit bulls is vicious, bro.
Yeah, I know.
What kind of pit bull?
This is like a master?
Blue nose.
Big eyes, swole.
Big, nasty, staring.
Big, like.
Raw meat.
Tight.
Like, yeah, you got.
I'm like eating in the back, you feel.
Yeah, like, like niggas be feeding that nigga
sir line every day.
He stays at the tire shop.
What?
Yo, that's where I got bit by the worst pit bulls.
Bro, that's where I got bit.
I got what for you.
What?
Would you, yeah, I fight that.
This look like AD right there.
No, no, no, no, this one.
No, no, no, this one.
This one, this one.
That should look like a burger.
This one.
This is AD because it's light skin.
I'm not in the light skin.
I'm brown.
This one is brown.
Hey, would you rather fight a,
A shark or gorilla?
That looks like the Cougar Burger Max Scott down there.
They got AD and his dog right there.
A shark out of top.
Nick of that's not me.
Touch that shit in the nose.
All right, you got to pull that up on the screen.
That is not me.
You got AD in his dog right here.
That's a good one though.
Oh, my fucking God.
The tallest kangaroo confirmed was 6.9 feet.
The kangaroos can kill a person easy.
Damn.
Oh, it's letting you know.
80, can you please give house phone some advice on
On what?
Not on drip, I hope.
Fuck you, damn.
Wait, speaking of the homie orca from Blunts and Burgers,
y'all go check out his new motherfucking restaurant,
downtown LA.
He just opened up Les Fides some shit like that.
I don't know how to say it.
I don't know how to say it, but it's fire.
I'm going to post it on my story right now.
Do you a collab with him?
Just know?
The best burger I ever.
had in my life.
Blood banging kangaroo.
Oh my God.
Yeah, what if a kangaroo dissuset?
You got to fight him?
I mean, I might have to let him hold that.
Yeah, they just said, no, don't do that again.
No, don't do that.
Nigger.
I'm like, every time, I'm like, don't do that.
Oh, man.
Bray, y'all, niggas.
It says AD with bad blood pressure versus three snapper turtles.
Who are?
80 came back to Hayward
Come back to Hayward, that's in the bay
I'm like, I used to smell like every summer
out there and I was younger.
Yes, Blasie still with Camgirl.
Damn, we just
I was going to quit high-isham.
That's your fault. This is your fault.
This is all your fault.
I did not have sexual relations with that woman.
Pot lord of Mexican on the low.
That's probably a factor.
Off the mustache and the corona.
Yeah.
Oh,
just no.
You know it.
Just no.
Just no.
I definitely got contact.
Just no.
You might as well hit it there.
You might as well tap it one time.
Tap.
Tap.
Yeah, shout out to my sponsors.
Give in lead taps head.
Tap tap, tap, tap.
Hey, D versus Cam, girl.
Yeah.
Oh, y'all niggas is crazy.
Yeah.
Oh, God.
I've seen a.
I seen fucking Queen Bobby Penn the other day.
And so?
That's the homie.
I mean, that's the homie, yeah.
That's what you wanted to say?
I just wanted to say, yeah.
She was asked.
Lazzi versus Duna Lucho Libre match.
That's racist.
That's racist.
A.D. got a knucklehead sandwich here.
That's funny.
Okay, hold on, hold on.
Who y'all got?
Who y'all got?
Yuri versus Toc.
In a what?
In a Fade.
In a what?
I got a lot.
No, no, no, no.
Wait, wait.
You got that'd be a handicap with it, though.
Above that's what, no, no.
They already said they got split mode in the chat, look.
What?
Just know this nigga, he's going to throw a shoulder out, so he's going to be all bad.
Never.
Just know Yuri just got an upper cut him in the shoulder.
It's a wrap.
So who you got your money on?
I might give it to Yiri.
Wow.
They're on board, too.
I think Yiri got the, like, the burning intensity.
Yeah, everybody go to Yeri's Instagram.
I'm telling him to sign the coming.
contract.
Oh.
No jumper celebrity boxing.
Hey, and he's nice with the condoms, so he might have like the hand-eye coordination.
Bro, I paddle every single day.
You know.
I can write my board with no handle bars.
Who you got, though, Yuri or Adam?
I might still get out to Yuri.
I've seen Adam fight before.
You have?
There's a video Adam trying to fight this whitening in the back of the store.
you just know
he'll make a case to
squeen at the air right now
he's like I'll fucking kill
Yuri when I get back
I'll fucking choke him out
you know what
you know why I know
I know Yuri we went to
because he just has all this built up
like man you fucking all those times
you ever yelled at me
I'm gonna show you
I think he'll come at true first
I want to say he would come at him first
but I'm saying if they got into it
you might win
who you think he'll go for first
I think it's you
now is me
It wasn't me at first.
It wasn't me until like two weeks ago.
It wasn't me until like two weeks ago.
No, no, it's Trevor.
Him and Trevor got like a, him and Trevor got like a like a sibling rivalry type thing, you know.
They kind of both do the same job.
So they're like, they're like fighting.
They don't.
They definitely do.
What do you mean?
Trevor's always beyond the camera.
Yuri used to be the cameraman too.
Oh, that's before I came around.
That's what I'm saying.
Yuri bullied them off or what?
You low key.
You just got up on it?
I'm the filmer.
Yeah, basically.
Damn.
All right.
All right.
No, no.
The main event, though, the main event.
They can say you or AD.
Who's winning?
You or AD?
I'm about to give a D.
The main event.
Bro, you got to kick it yourself there.
Come on.
Bro, have confidence in yourself, man.
I'm not going to pay the homie, though.
At least say it's a tie.
All right.
Just say, it's a tie.
Yeah, I'll give him a good fight.
I'm being realistic.
No knockouts.
I wouldn't fight you, bro.
I wouldn't fight the hum me either.
What about for a bag?
Yeah, let's go.
Let's go.
What's the bottom dollar, though?
Like 10 bads or?
No, no, no.
10 and 20s.
10, what?
10,000 and $20 bills.
And they had the defa back right here.
Right now?
And they just dropped it?
And the big check.
But they didn't say like attack house phone?
It was like we both.
No, no.
You got two minutes.
Two minutes?
Yeah, y'all got two minutes.
Oh, that's going crazy.
Let's go crazy.
What you mean?
Nigger, I'm fading.
Tregor.
Hey, listen.
Listen.
All right.
Now, the number that I was.
say I would do something for it versus
the number I would do it if it was in my
face is two different things. Of course.
I'm going to be honest with you. It's two different. So what's the number
though? It's a fight period.
I would say
I would need like a at least
like a 20 piece.
20 ain't bad.
I will, how many rounds?
Like six rounds? But you're preparing for like six
months? Six rounds? How many rounds
is supposed to go? Bro, the fight that
that, uh... How many they do? They did
what, three? How long were the rounds each?
like a minute and something.
Oh, let's go.
Run it up.
How much you think they got
to like a 50 piece each?
I don't know.
They probably got some change, though.
That's what I'm saying.
We was trying to bet, too.
Are y'all side better?
I was trying to bet $2,500 on my nigga
or John Cabana.
Well, you knew he was going to win, though.
I don't know.
When they said they did a minute each six rounds?
It was like a minute.
Like a minute and 40 each round.
Man, that's like a put on.
That's a put on.
I know Skiy for the 9, he did 290 minute rounds
and then 160 minute round.
They cut it short for some reason.
It's funny because he already looks like a box.
And they say Josh versus phone is fair.
That's fucked up.
You think you're with Josh?
Josh said he think he would be with me.
Josh is going crazy.
Josh used to have dreds.
Josh used to get those dreds for you and saw back.
Yo.
Hey, what if he really did have some secret crazy moves and was just like.
I don't know.
He keeps bringing in these fucking gun range of shit to put them on the wall.
You ain't ever seen them?
He let niggas know.
Prove the point.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Hey, honestly.
And knock him down.
If somebody...
Who is Roseman?
Oh, my God.
Who is Robsman?
Hey.
I've never seen the old No Jumper.
He was just a white nigga that used to be on here.
With like a Vagita hairline.
How many...
Wait.
His headline was Nilely.
How many was in the old staff of No Jumper?
It was just always been...
You ain't got to say names, though.
It's just always interchanged, you know?
So, like, it'll be a couple of people and a couple of people.
So you've been here from the start?
Not since day one, but since, like, day 20.
A long time, yeah.
It's like date 50.
Yeah, honestly,
for too long.
You said,
I'm just hot.
Y'all met at like a party or some shit?
I might have served him a bag or two.
Allegedly.
Hold on.
Allegedly.
It's past a stachio limitation on that now.
What?
Pistachio limitation?
What is that?
It's a new ice cream flavor?
That's a stachio.
That d'I can pistachio limitations.
Oh, my God.
I asked the statute of limitation,
which means that, like,
after a certain amount of time...
You know how much time it is?
No.
After a certain amount of time, it's cool.
You could talk about it and, like, not get prosecuted for it.
But only thing that doesn't have that is, like,
murder and, like, some other shit.
Detective phone.
I'll probably still say it wrong, so if I said it wrong, y'all.
I think he said pistachio.
I like pistachio limitation better.
All right, he's going to have a field day with this.
Yeah.
Whatever.
I'm not going to say what name
Who was going to do, but
Who?
I'm not going to say the name, but
What happened?
O.T. Genesis' white girl dancing meme.
Bro, that shit was like
three years ago, and that shit
just started going viral.
Somebody said,
Josh built a wet noodle
bowl.
Built like a wet noodle boy.
They said that's that
hot or high education.
I'm fucking dead.
You all dumb.
I don't got shit.
I don't know what else to talk about.
Boy, y'all didn't get me contact, too.
I hate when you, niggas be saying that.
That's not even a thing.
That's not a thing.
No, some real shit, though, on some, like,
on some, like, T.A.C. level, shit, it ain't.
I used to be in drug counseling.
They used to test, like, the percentage
as being hot boxes and all that.
You'll feel dizzy.
I think it's like the lack of oxygen.
Maybe it's in your mind.
It's a placebo thing.
Because right now, I want to punch a kangaroo.
And I don't know why.
Because we just...
You're going to have to fly to Australia
Yeah, I'm like, yeah.
Nah, they got one at the beach.
I want to go to this nigga's beach, bro.
No, he said ain't no turtles there either.
Ain't no beaches in Compton, bro.
Yeah.
No, bro, why you got this more city, man?
You ever served Doc Wiler, though?
Is there a beach in Compton?
You ever surfed Whitewater?
There's definitely no beach in Hongton.
They got crack in here beaches.
Hey, you know, it's crazy.
I got a viral picture in like a surf magazine that I have Compton Surf Club.
Yeah, it's called Compton Surf Club.
That shit's fire.
I need that shirt on.
I need that shirt.
Would you join the Compton Surf Club if it was real?
I don't surf
They're gonna teach you out to
There's nobody to teach me
I'll teach you
Now I ain't nobody to teach me
You're not gonna trust
The only black professional server
At that point I'm gonna be the only black
Surferfer
I thought him to the most fucked
That way first try
Like yo hey then you got it
You go right to the same
He's gonna talk to the shark home
I got a buffet coming for you buddy
You're gonna start making shark noises
out of my mind
No no no
So you consider yourself
Oh pause
Yeah, you can sit here.
Boy, shark, yes, my buffet.
Yo, wait, wait, wait, what a shark?
No, ain't no snack.
Yeah.
I'm my main course.
What are we talking about, man?
What are you saying?
I'm a whole all you can eat.
I'm all you can eat buffet.
Man, a shark get a hold of me.
Hey, listen, I'll beat a shark ass.
All you got to do is punch him in the nose.
Nick, how are you going to do it in the water?
Yeah, you're trying to punch you under water?
Yeah, you ever try to punch you under water?
All right.
All right.
All right.
now.
You can bust his nose
underwater?
Let's go.
I don't think so.
Let's square up underwater.
All right.
He probably can do it.
He's been training his whole life.
He'd be in there meditated in the water.
This thing is like Goku in a hyperbotic chamber just soaking up seawater.
Oh, my God.
Y'all niggins are dumb, bro.
Yeah, I think of it are dumb.
This is a go to be cool.
I was about to say nothing.
I don't know.
What the fuck I was for to say, bro.
You've been to say some crazy shit.
Honestly, there wasn't that much to talk about.
I feel like there wasn't that much that went on.
Wait, wait.
NBA Young Boy dropped his album, and it went number one.
And he's like one of the only artists that had a number one album in the last, like, every year for the last three years.
Well, Drake dropped an album.
This is a fun fact.
This is a fun fact.
No, no.
He's one of the only artists that had a number one album dropped every year.
year for the last three years
besides Taylor Swift.
Wait, what?
Every year, he dropped the album that went number one.
2019.
I thought this was his first number one.
No, this was his third.
2019.
AI Young Boy, too.
It's a good one.
Fucking top.
And I think it was one other one
in between that.
Yeah.
Why be better?
I listen to some young boy, but not a lot.
Honestly, he drops a lot of music.
So it would be kind of hard to.
It got too chaotic.
What should you be listening to?
I listen to a lot of blue bucks.
Fucking the beach boys.
No, I listen to a lot of blue bucks.
Oh, yeah, this nigga fucking wants to give GZ Obama a hand job.
He fucking loves that.
Bro, he met this nigga at a festival and literally almost passed out.
Like, oh, my God.
This is my favorite rapper.
He literally passed out, bro.
Bro, his wife is the one that told us like, oh, my God.
This nigga was fanning out.
I'm like, damn.
I'm like, if your wife is telling us, you're going crazy, bro.
Nah, bro.
All right.
So, like, let me.
I'll tell the truth.
I'll tell you the story.
I'm going to tell you this story.
So he walked by and told this.
No, no, no, no.
Let me tell you.
Pass out.
Please come to the sea with me.
I went to the, I went to the, I went to the Babylon guest carnival.
You went to the bathroom and that's where you saw him in?
No, I went to the Babylon guest carnival.
And we walked through the backstage when we seen Blue Bucks.
Look, look.
He can't even contain him so.
He's so excited.
Jesus Obama is my favorite.
I'm not going to hope.
But look.
I said what's up to him
I could have literally walked on stage
and watched him from the stage
And I'll
What would you do?
You dropped down to your knees
I walked to the front
And I walked it to the front
Because I wanted to see
I didn't want to see it from the stage
No get it
He crowd surfed to the front
I did not crowd serve bro
I was actually standing in the back
Yeah because he was waiting for him
To get off stage
Did you bring a sharpie?
No because it was actually
Bitches pushing me out of control
I'm like these bitches
You're like bitch move out of the way
bitch I'm trying to see my man bitch
Yeah you're out of control
that's why
bitch move
bitch I'm trying to get a video
that's why
hey you do that voice too good
calm down
I just I've seen you do it in real life
when I was at this festival
he was with you no I wasn't
I seen him fan girl
them from the other side of the parking lot
so he imagining me
what the fuck is wrong
at this nigga
hey
pause
bro
You know what that said it.
You're the one that was in love with a nigga.
Been in telling your story, bro.
Oh, so look, basically.
No, no.
I was in the story.
Why do you black stars with?
Like, boom, this would happen.
All right, look, so look, bro.
So, boom.
But no, I was, I just watched it from the back.
This is my favorite rapper.
I never told.
Like a mechanic.
Oh, shit.
I never told a nigga he was my favorite rapper.
Or Gizi Obama?
You're my favorite rapper.
Who are your favorite rapper?
Me.
me.
You don't even listen to you.
Oh, God.
That's all I do is listen to me.
This nigga know every word to all of my shit.
He might DJ.
He got to know.
He knows every word to all my shit because he my DJ.
That was a good one.
That was a good word, actually.
That was a good one.
That was a good one.
No, this nigga would be funny sometimes.
He was.
He was waiting for that one, bro.
He was.
He waited all show for that shit.
But it's funny.
That wouldn't even warrant it for it.
It's funny because he has to know all my shit because he's my DJ.
Do you know all of it?
Yes.
Can you say a song, word from work?
Yes, he can.
Yes, he for sure can.
He for show can.
I'm not, I don't want you to.
That would be weird.
But I know that he can.
I don't think he can.
Right.
No, I probably, I do.
For sure.
We did so many shows.
Bro, bro.
We've done like hundreds of shows.
Yeah, we do something.
We have to have this thing to recite too.
Yeah, I just say one right now.
I'm the DJ.
He's this thing of the rap.
It's his song.
Why were you when not here?
You're doing
What do you be doing, DJ?
You be hyping the crowd up?
Yeah, I mean...
That he'd be kicking...
You might swim with me.
After the show, we're going to the dock.
Let's all go die.
That niggott could be kicking white kids in the face.
Allegedly.
He'd be mosh-pitting and shit.
Bro, one time I did a show where I opened up for Chief Keefe and the crowd...
The crowd was so dead.
I don't know if you ever been to a Chief Keefe show.
But they will literally boo anybody offstage, wait for Chief Keith.
Yeah.
If you're not Chief Keith, they're booing you offstage, right?
So I'm getting mad.
We had the observatory.
I stand on top of the big-ass speaker, right?
And these niggas was literally, like, just standing there, just dead looking at me, just like.
So I jumped off right when the beat drop, jumped off stage, landed on these niggas.
The mic split this nigger forehead open.
Right?
And I kicked another nigger in the head.
head, right?
So after the show, the niggas
an observatory take me backstage. You're like, hey, oh, man.
You can never come back here again.
Bro, I'll tell you when I go outside, this
nigger forehead was literally split
open with a bandage over it.
I probably should not be telling
the story. They're probably going to sue me
now still.
What city was?
On my mama, huh?
That was out here?
Anyway, so.
No, no, no, no.
Oh, the one's seven out of?
What we do it?
What we doing?
Wait, no, no, no, no, no.
But look, this is the craziest part.
The kid with his forehead split open, he was like,
fuck yeah, dude.
Like, ha ha ha.
The other nigga that I kicked in the forehead, his face was completely fine.
His brother was like, no, we're not standing for this.
This is my little brother's first show.
He got kicked in the face.
He got assaulted.
We going to press charges.
I'm like, bro, this nigga over here forehead is split open.
And he's not tripping.
You have no right.
Like, it's Pimdaws.
It canceled out.
They don't, you know
I think I said it's PIMDOS
You went to school, I like that
Y'all Niggins never heard of PimDos
Please excuse my dear ass swag
That was hard
That was hard
Can we roll some more of Cucci Runts
Before we finish off this?
I got like a little piece
Are you streaming today too?
Hell yeah
Burr revealing drip
Huh
100 bucks
Wait hold on wait wait
Don't drop the price yet
Never mind
send it straight
You got paper?
I remember you was going to get a PayPal chain?
I still need one.
Still do that.
Not, but fuck PayPal.
They'll be holding money and shit.
Yeah.
I'm trying to like some internet money, shit, you feel me?
Okay, look, look.
All right.
You had a million dollar budget right now.
What's your next jewelry piece going to be?
You got a million dollar judge.
You got to spend a million on it?
Yeah.
Oh, that then.
You got like, like, you have up to a million to spend.
Right now?
Right now.
Pot lord at the dot.
You know.
What?
With a shark
about to attack the kids.
What is this?
I wanted an all-color diamond.
Bro.
You definitely got contact hot.
I'm a surfer not Dawson's Creek,
nigger.
I'm not talking about.
Do they swim with Dawson's Creek?
I don't know, but I'm not that shit.
Hey, somebody played a Dawson's Creek theme song.
That she used to slap.
What?
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
To be over.
That shit slapped.
That's hard
Somebody gonna take it first
It's okay send it to me
I'm gonna do a shot
Oh the Shani bin Laden flip
That'd be hard
Who's shiny bin Laden
Put you on
Yeah I'm gonna say who is that
Your huckers asleep
Oh look at the whale emojis
Keep them up
That count down
That gotta be your official emoji
When you tell people to spell on your page
Yeah that's a fact
A whale or a shark
Yeah that's hard
Or a surfer
But like young duck took that
The black surf
Any type of amphibian
What would it be?
No, no, no.
G.
Just so you know, an amphibian is a lizard.
There'd be frog in a shit like that.
Yeah, frog too.
There's no fucking frogs in the ocean.
Yes, they are.
That's where frogs are at.
That's not.
Y'all niggas are.
No, that niggins are done, bro?
The fucking y'all niggins is the same beach.
This niggas.
You ever know.
You ever seen the lily pad?
The beach I go to, there's a kangaroo.
There's a bunch of turtles.
We've been, we've been to get taken off YouTube
for spreading misinformation.
This would be the thinnest blood in my life.
Ocean frogs.
Ain't no fucking ocean frogs.
I ain't reading that.
Go back.
Ocean Gang.
All it says is ocean frogs.
Frogs are not found in the sea.
I'm not going to read that because they're going to cook me,
but I already know.
I'm getting, probably getting picked out of the sea.
They're founded the sea.
They can't survive in saltwater.
But why they call ocean frogs?
Because they be with soldier boys.
Splash with yo bitch, nigga.
Ocean Gang.
Splash on your bitch.
splash on you ever heard
that song?
Ocean Gang Splash
Oh my God, bro
That was the best era of soldier
Bro, look at all
You need to go back in time shit
Look at all the emojis
The fish
They got a surfer one
They said AD Beach
The best beach in the world
You know what else they got
The beach
They got two cougal burgers
Next to each other
Why is it too
Like, see
Niggas is already comedy
And Wales
On my fucking Instagram
And a gun store
That's good stuff
All right, a
All right, whoever
comment the most whales
or servers
That's the one I'm going to use
Nigger called me
UPS phone
That was funny
That's fine
Sometimes I don't be thinking
About my fits
Before I go
And like
Sometimes
This nigga's
This nigga is talking shit
Bro
You cannot be the hat king
I'm the hat king
All the hats
All the hats that you got
are from the hats
That I've been getting people
For years
That's not true
Are you gonna really
Bring on a house tomorrow?
I have them in my car
All they're
Who fucked with White Attiliate?
He turned down the fade.
Hey, y'all go, go break it to the car.
Yo, hold on.
Who fuck was stolen youth first?
Me.
White Atelier?
Me.
That's what I'm saying.
He's taking all my plugs and they act like,
wait, wait, wait, wait.
They didn't make you better hats.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Did you plug me with them or did they hit me up on their own?
I plugged you.
No, no.
I plugged you with both of them.
They hit me up on their own.
Stolen youth.
And Y, Art-Tierra.
I pulled up on him.
I've been pulling up on him for years.
Custom hats.
Everyone he makes is custom.
Nah.
He don't even...
He don't even...
He's working at my beach, bro.
Where's your hats at?
You didn't even bring him.
Tomorrow's the hat off.
I thought you said next week.
No, tomorrow at the end of the day is the hat off.
Okay, yeah.
Get ready.
I've been ready.
They're in the car.
I'm about to go see.
What do you mean?
Hey, just know when you hear that...
No, don't do it again.
Yeah, just don't.
Hell no, that things go off.
I'm going on.
Oh, man.
Then it gets that little Cougarberger janitor.
Look, and...
Listen, Treb is going to be the honorary judge
because I trust Treve's judgment.
No, because Trev don't like all the extra stuff on there,
so you knew that.
That's Cap.
We need the fans to choose.
Can't nobody be biased around here.
You feel me?
Because at first, Trav, he was like,
bro, that hat's so cool.
Now he'd be like,
nah, man,
you'd be picking up,
you be having them to send you anything.
No, I don't.
You can't just take anything.
You're saying this is anything?
That one is hard.
The last one wasn't hard?
I don't like,
the Lord Fubo one?
That one.
The J.
Tips one?
That's, okay.
You got something.
The J.Tips is cool.
I'm just saying,
the Lord Fubo.
When I told you about a Lord Fubu,
he was like,
the Lord Fubu's,
the Lord Fububus are regurgated.
How?
They're just too, like,
It's like white Artier
With no creativity
That's why
That's a crazy take
I'm just being honest
Lord Fubu's hard
Just no
Just know
Just know
Just know
Just know I see in Lord Fubu
On the gram
This is wait wait
Wait wait
This is next chapter
Let me just know
I seen a Lord Fubu
And then somebody was like
Niggia this shit is on
New Era.com
Exactly like this
And it was
That mean they copy what he did
No nigga
It was the exact hat
He was selling the hats
From New Era
I doubt it
I'm telling you
I'll tell you which one it was and all that
It was the one with the waves all around it
I was like oh this is hard
This is a pot lower hat
It got waves on it
Niggie
He did it first though
No it literally was it
I'm telling you it was the exact same hat
He was just selling it like that
He was acting like he did something to it
He didn't do anything to it
With some respect to my boy name
Why I'm Tire's the goat
That's all I gotta say
No he really is though
His shit is more unique
It's more creative
He's not just put it like
Oh he'd be pulling up with the machines wherever
Bro
He's my office
He's not he not just throwing a fucking
random butterfly and a random whatever.
Even if he does that, that's cool.
But his designs and the way
he puts it together is just, it's
shucks. No, bro.
All right.
Who's the hardest hat guy though
right now? Why, arteri?
Not like the brand.
The brand? Who got the coldest fitties right now?
We might as well to start like rival
fitted company.
I got some fittest coming.
Oh.
Who's winning right now, though?
Who's winning between y'all with the hit
and the Naruto one.
Right now, the Naruto one, for sure.
No, nope.
I got it, bro.
The last two, three shows
I didn't kill the office hat.
You can't get these.
You can't get these.
If I hit up next chapter tomorrow?
Nope, I'm going to tell them.
I don't like Naruto.
I'm going to hit in New York.
Hidden N.
It's not even going to see your DM.
It's going to be so deep in the request.
I'm going to hit up Hidden N-Wi.
They're going to find it.
They want AD to put their hat on.
Nika, I got the hidden Air Forces with the hit.
I like you think these are your homies.
You're about to hate the blessing.
No, no.
I'll plug you though.
Hidden is the nigga, honestly.
Let's ask the fans.
Who had us better today?
This little green stupid one of this great piece of art.
No, no, no.
That one is hard.
That one is hard.
You said it last week.
The hidden is just, it's plain and it's hard to get.
The kid said this little green stupid one.
That was funny.
That one better than that one.
I got that one too
Follower to
I got that one too
You gotta step out with the patch
I don't really even wear
Fitted like that bro
I'm yeah
I'm sponsored by Ripcrow
I'm usually what I wear
Spoiler alert in the chat
They say
Snickers right now
That niggas said I'm sponsored by
Rip curl
Take your eyes back to
fucking Tilly's with that shit
Damn
Shout out of RIPCrow
Shoutout simply supply
Shout out
They said ADE about to pull up
With a hat case on top of his dome
What else
Uh
I don't know
House one looked like an
inmate at Cougar Burger
Correction
I don't know
Whatever man
House phones
Hats are terrible
That's Kat
I agree
Why they're trying to cook you
80 can I have your baby
Adam wearing the same fit
All week in Hawaii
Adam wearing the same sweater all week
That's facts
That is absolute fact
You don't even know fucking
Blasie and Potlord's hat wins
Okay
Facts
We'll align
Now we're all damn near matching
We just got like
Different
Yeah y'all niggas are lame
Because y'all all
Have the same hat on basically
But you match your hat with your socks
I did
And it wasn't even same color
No with the forces
That's a different green
So it's the same brand
That's a little stupid green hat
That's a little stupid green hat
Look at my stupid green hat
I'm fucking
Atms at home
swinging at the fucking air right now
Like y'all fucking talking about hats
again. I'm old and white.
At least we ain't talking about vaccines today.
Oh my God, every episode.
Yeah, I'm over it.
You're going to get one?
What?
You're over here, so you're going to get one?
Hey, he was at Adelanto Saturday night.
I was. I was in a sprinter. I was just chilling.
Hey, I'm going to throw the AC back on.
Are you going to have a person?
I don't know.
I don't know.
You don't know?
You don't know?
You don't know?
You don't know?
You don't know?
You don't know?
that. Wait, you don't know? You don't know?
You're gonna be doing that shit during the streams
all offbeat, just like the most
awkward time? The Friday streams? No,
my streams. Tuesday night at 9 p.m., which we're about to do.
80 does watch Nauroto. Man, I got Norto tatted on me, man.
Oh, that's why you got the hat.
I really like that shit. I really fuck with it.
All right, well, I'll come with a fucking Dragon Ball Z one tomorrow.
I got those two. No, you don't.
I have, bro, trust it. Pull it up.
Next chapter. Picture.
Pictures. Pull it up.
Bro.
Wait, wait, wait, wait. You got it right now.
It's on the way?
No, nigga, they're at the house.
Pull out a picture.
Watch, bro.
All right, I believe you.
I literally got...
Now I believe you.
I literally got a trunk's one right now, bro.
Okay, okay.
Wait a minute.
I ain't gonna tell you the brand.
Hold on.
He'll tell you the brand.
Actually, it's the same brand.
They just gave me this one.
Okay, that one is hard.
I can't hold you.
I can't hold you.
I ain't, I ain't gonna show you the awesome for tomorrow.
Bro.
I'm about to kill you off once and for all, bro.
Please don't bring that one, no.
No, no, but listen, this is what you got to realize.
Just because you...
He's going to bring that one.
No, listen, listen.
Because today you would have lost, bro.
Just because you...
Hold on.
Just because you bring a random lids fit it
and you put some animation on it
does not make it harder than like actual...
I got actual rare pieces.
So this is a hard?
It's a difference though.
I got shit that is impossible to get that.
So that's not impossible to get?
This is impossible to get.
No, it's not.
Yes, it is.
They sold out in five minutes.
So you're only pulling up with impossible has to want?
I'm pulling up with the crap.
crazy drift.
I got some impossible
call me a vegan
because I'm pulling up
with that impossible.
I fucking hate all you
okay,
we're saving the battle
for tomorrow
though, all right?
The winner
what does the winner get?
The winner has to
okay,
the loser
has to buy the winner a custom hat from a brand of choice.
Oh.
I don't know because you probably make a brand real quick.
This hat AD is $7,000.
You said that you could do.
The niggins say you're going to make a hat real quick.
No, you'll make a hat brand.
Why does it only have 10 followers and expensive hats?
$5,000.
No, okay, okay, yeah.
We have to outline what the criteria is.
Right now.
Whoa, the blammy.
Riley dropped the blammy.
Y'all got to have like most original rounds.
Most rare is one.
No, no, no, no.
It's top five.
Yeah, I know, but I'm saying like, like,
whoever the judges are,
they have to have like a list of things
to be judged off.
No, bro.
The fans are just going to say who won.
We'll tally up the comments.
Okay.
All right.
Let's do it.
We'll give it one week to tally up the comments.
One week, niggins.
We're about to do it right then.
No, I'm just talking about the fans.
we'll choose and then we will announce the winner.
So we'll show.
So we'll show.
So we do like, all right, round one, boom.
You show this hat, I show that hat, boom.
And then they pick.
You guys got to tell them on an Instagram poll.
Damn near.
We might have to go live.
That's biased, though.
Yeah, because it's going to be my followers in Europe against Europe.
You're doing on a no jumper.
That's what we're doing.
No, we're doing.
I say we do that.
I say you go live.
No, no.
Go live on no.
Oh, no way.
Oh, no.
You want to do that on at the end of the day because you're going to have all the AD fans
on at the end of the day.
And they go.
They're going to pick it.
You didn't want to have it on a No Jumper show.
You forgot to bring them.
Bro.
Wow.
You forget to bring yourself all the time.
So I'm not scared.
Bro.
Hey, the Wednesday fans are super black, bro.
Oh, God.
No, bro, because look, I'm going to tell you.
There's some niggas in the truck.
There's even be here.
You'd be swimming.
I was on that end.
I was at the end of the end of it, it was like, you surf your little white boy,
a nigga bitch.
He's like, oh, he, man.
DME, like, oh, you're a little white bitch.
I'm trying to shit.
You fucking stupid bitch-ass, nigga.
You got the black-ass fans, bro.
Just going crazy.
I'm like, nigga, what the fuck?
And I went from Lids.
It's hard, though, bro.
Nah.
That's what you all think the no jumper fans are.
Yes.
No.
That's what we think they at the end of the day fans are different.
You think that at the end of day fans are different.
That at the end of the day fans, shout at that.
For sure.
The after the end of the day fans shot at that party.
We get in, we get it.
We get it real deeper, though, I tell you that.
Yeah, we are getting.
Them numbers is going
Black-no-jumper is lit.
That's facts.
Black-no-jumper is taking over.
I started it.
You did, though.
Ah, God damn it.
I can't do it for a real.
Yes, my God, look, there you go.
They catch that one.
Whoa, pause.
Yo.
Why you just, you got to pause everything.
No, you need to.
All right, how about Wednesday versus Tuesday?
What you mean?
And I'm on both shows.
I got to fight myself.
Wednesday versus Tuesday.
All right, all, all.
If you win tomorrow, I need a rematch next Tuesday.
You already accept that you got to lose?
No, hell no, I'm just saying.
Because now I know it's going to be biased if I lose tomorrow.
How would it be biased, though?
I'm going to start my own show.
Okay, how about this?
I'm going to start my own show on November.
For one episode.
And then we do it on my show.
What would your show be about?
Because you already got drip tank now.
I would do, I would do versus.
Candy?
Ketamine.
I would do, like, a no jumper versus of underground rappers or like songs from underground.
They said only 80 hat fits.
He won.
What do you mean?
Like, I guess I'm feeling of head.
It's a little hat.
It's a little stupid green hat.
That's what I said.
80 fans stole my car.
Oh, shit.
bro I'm high as shit
I can't even hold you man
what you think
we're done for the day
you always cooked
what you mean
I'll be in this bitch
yeah are we just prolonging it now
prolong or what
Yuri just wrote a sign
that said wrap it up
man
showed it to me
you're laughing
he laughs like a fucking hyena
well
well what
exit this outhouse for him
all right man
stupid green hats
listen
Tune in the Wednesday tomorrow
Watch this nigga get slayed
This dumb ass
Wait, tune me in
At 9 p.m.
Hey, hold on
It's the hidden pack, man
It's that good hitting
Fucking!
How about that?
Damn
Fuck Naruto
It's not even that
It is
But you was talking
All that anime shit
Who, when?
You got anime drip on right now
I don't know
You're talking about
You're talking about
You're talking about
Anime.
That's anime.
That's that good Soto
worldwide though
yeah
that is a no jumper show
no jumper show
thank y'all so much for watching
we're doing the hat off tomorrow
but also I'm about to do your
live stream right now
afterwards listen to music
I'm about to eat some of Justin's balls
real quick
oh my god
and then we're gonna start the stream
I think
yeah
I might pull up
yeah
yeah
I might pull up
I think of mine somewhere else
I might pull back up
I might pull back up
all right y'all
all right
BOW, bough, bough, bough, bough!
