No Jumper - The No Jumper Show Ep. 116

Episode Date: October 13, 2021

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Bitter rivalry. Wait, what? I'm telling you, bro. Genean, let me get that lotion. Rivalry, yeah, yeah, yeah. We'll save it for tomorrow. That's a microaggression. What?

Asking a black woman to borrow a lotion. No, it is not. What do you know about being a black woman? I know it's a microaggression to ask her if she has any lotion. Nigger, I know that she has lotion because she told me that she had lotion. Sharing is a microaggression. Now, if you ask a black person for sugar, then you're out of pocket. Take them damn glasses off.

You look like Detective 22 right now. I am a lot. That's how I'm feeling. He can't take the glasses off. Huh? He can't take the glasses off. Why he hired shit or something? He got two pink eyes from all this fucking porn he'd be doing.

Speaking of porn, we did a crazy Patreon yesterday. Oh, you did one finally? We did. I set it up for a little while. Hey, why are you going to put? It's warm vanilla sugar, bro. But he's got microaggression.

Putting lotion on a black man's hand. Bro, he just lathered his hands and it straight. And knowing him, it might not have been lotion. He might already have some on there. Frank lotion. Yeah. Frank Block. It's a warm vanilla sugar too, bro.

Frank Block was the first block I claimed. Take them damn glasses off. You don't like them? I like this Benny the Butcher LRG collab that you are currently rocking. That's crazy that you knew that because he said that yesterday. I brought it back. I only knew it because he told me. That's how because Zelda I am.

Now that's hard that they brought that specific jacket back. B.SF, baby. But like, I don't understand what they did to make it, Benny the Butcher. I have no idea either. It looks exactly the same as how. The red one and the black one. You think I should...

I rock this one today. Do you think I should... Remember her nose is popping in like 2006? Well, actually, but I have something else for you, though, how's fine? I used to have a black one. You got something for me? Yeah.

It's not a gift, is it? Gaze, guns, and Ganja, 2020. Where did you get this from? Your style is so trash. How dare you? Coming from a nigga that got the middle of the mall fit on? That's crazy. Who do it?

What was like, what's you saying? Yeah, what is that? A billabong hoodie or some shit? Where are you rocking? The shit is hard. No, I said it is kind of hard. I can't even hold you. Morals and principles with the, you know,

exclusive demos world. All right, you already know, we've already lost the private hat battle. I didn't lose a private hat battle. You guys met up in a parking lot, right? And then he defeated you privately at the home depot. He drove away like he always do.

He's scared I'd be following him. No, he met up with you at the Home Depot and you had a heart on so he dipped out. Hey, can you tell him that one time? This nigga thought I was chasing this. I thought he was, I thought there was a random nigga following me and I was, I had to get on. I told him, hey, let's go get some food. And he's like, all right.

And I'm following behind him. He barely forgets that you're falling. He's hitting corners. I'm like, what's his nigga? I'm like, who is this nigga? I'm like, who is this behind me like this? Right. And it was AD.

It was AD. It was AD. I'm not used to big black man and white beemers fucking chasing after me. I know, but that's always the problem with us is that there'll be somebody. lingering outside and we can't tell if it's like a friend of the guest or if it's somebody who's

planning to rob us. Yeah. Q yesterday. Look at that guy with the chain over there. Who said that? He did. He was like, there's a guy the chain outside. I'm looking at him like this. Like, who? You want me to stay here for a little bit? He didn't say no, though. Yeah, he definitely didn't say no. And then my local Laura came with me. You feel me?

And we're looking like... Laura has no fear. Did you ever find out who the man with the chain was? He was an associate of an associate at beer. Okay. See? He wasn't here to steal your glasses or your porn collection. He wasn't here to steal your gay as gond. Yeah, he was a nice citizen.

He was a great man. My porn is ethereal. It's all in the cloud. I just sort of like throw search terms and porn hub. I don't like keep anything on me. I like to think that you got like a chess box of like trinkets. I don't have a hard drive. I don't have a strap on collection.

I hope you don't have a butt plug. I'm not as deep in the porn world. You are at the butt plug. Like you're the plug for the books. Yeah, like Lenn is the plug. I'm the butt plug because I'm all butt. No, I just meant because you just know a lot of butts. What happened to the soundboard?

What happened to everything? What happened to this fucking show? How was your Hawaii trip? Let's start with that. It was so relaxing. I feel like that's the first time I've ever seen you on vacation since I've known you. My eye got fucked up while I was gone. That was the only problem.

I feel like I saw you yesterday in your eye. It wasn't fucked up. You probably just didn't notice. I had sunglasses on yesterday. Oh, you didn't? Yes, I did. While we did the podcast? Yes.

Did he really? I trust Josh Judgeman. I don't trust yours. Well, he just agreed with my judgment, so he can just trust him. But, yeah, I mean, it was great. We took a week off. You guys ever do anything like that? Fuck, go to just chill for a week.

Nigger, I took two weeks off before my show started. Remember that? But you were, like, drinking copiously with OT Genesis and nightclubs. That's kind of different than what I was doing. Well, some people called that relaxation. That was relaxation for him. I don't think it was that relaxing, to be totally honest. It was a lot chaotic.

I had a week straight of every day, wake up, hang out with the kid. We brought Josh and my girls family along, so we had four kids in total. You pay for everything. You heard. Bowling! It was good. It was a good family vacation, you know. It was just like, you know, had a good time and hung out with the kids, went to the beach.

I went surfing. I'm a surfer now. Oh, you got to link up with my boy, uh, Tote, my boy, Pallor. I'm looking to get some lessons from this. The first black surfer. Bro, somebody said the funniest comment about Toke, bro. What would they say? Have you ever seen the movie Luca?

Mm-mm. They called him the Black Luca, bro. I was crying laughing, bro. No, I can't. I lie to you. I don't want to be watching movies. Because I have children and I watch movies with my kids. Oh, it's a kids movie?

Yeah. Mm-hmm. I never seen that, though. What's the one Maui, the fucking dude with the tattoos? Are you talking about a Moana? when the rock is a you're welcome that song yeah I like that bro that song

I mean huh why you like a nigga Stitch no we're talking about a children's film they are not allowed to say the N-word in children's films although if they did that honestly would be you could probably have your own market I feel like they said the N-word and Babeba kids well baby's kids wasn't Disney

but it was a kids movie that was not a kid's movie it was a cartoon it was a cartoon but it wasn't a kids movie It gave me kids vibes. Jesus Christ, that's all this stuff. Jesus Christ, I'm not going through all this shit. You don't want, you guys aren't interested in checking this stuff out?

Right now right now. Yeah, we're all going to have to divvy it up. He's going to divvy it up all the. It gets intense when you can't decide, like, who should get what. And like, you know, multiple people want one item of clothing. You know, I think I... And he is such a glutton for free clothes. When I'm doing the fashion of the stuff, he comes in and he'll take like 60% of the stuff.

Even though he knows that, like, everybody else in the office, kind of like needs the clothes more. A lot of our employees live on Skip Road. Wait a minute. I've seen Yuri wear this rich ass. Who wears our size? Rich guy. I've seen Yuri wear the same outfit for like two years.

Josh is the only one that wears the same size as of us. And Josh really doesn't even wear our size. He just puts it on. Yeah, he just be throwing it on. Josh's only tie-dye. I like that, though. Josh got one of the most immaculate t-shirt games out there, honestly. Really?

The name is like this. Look. Not that one. Oh, that's one of the ones from, that's a donated one, isn't it? He wears whatever Gilly and Wallow were. Who? He definitely looked like he can join the podcast today.

You really don't know who that is? No, who? Gilly and Wally. Oh, Gilly and Walsh. The way you said that, it sounded like you were saying it together. It's probably just because like Gilly and Waller hadn't really caught on in the warehouse ketamine. Shout out to them for their brand new deal.

I know who, nigga. Shout out to their brand new deal. First of all. What's the new deal? I've been fucking with Gilly since Get Down on the Ground. Get get down on the ground. They signed with the company, what's it, WBE, I believe. The W.O.B.

No, not the WB. I had to get that on. Go ahead. The Wobriub. I mean, that's what a lot of people would think. Yeah, that's what I bet you said too. No, they got like a big deal from a big company. We need a big deal from a big company.

Yeah, we really do. Patreon.com slash no jumper. That's the closest thing we got. We're sponsored by porn, really, if you think that. Honestly. I mean, I'm, can we talk about it? the episode we filmed yesterday? So basically, let me tell you, Housephone

meets a girl. A hot white girl. She had those boobs when you met her? No, but she had the butt though. Okay. But so, Housephone meets a hot white girl. I don't know if she had boobs or not. They might have been covered up. She might have had the first boob job already. Right, but then he basically, like, fails at fucking her.

I didn't try to do the Patriot. Lies. Because you try to fuck every girl you've ever met. Why is all your, your fucking missions end was you failing? I wasn't trying to fuck her. I didn't even I met this girl one time and I got our Instagram And that was it Okay

You down playing it That's exactly what it was If I were you and I met her I would try to fuck I didn't know that woman From a can of paint And I did not try to have sex with her Knowing what I know about you

I wouldn't be surprised if you fucked a can of paint I'm not eerie okay I'm not just What kind of friction you think you could get Maybe if you left it out for a while So are you going to finish the story So it had that thick ring on top of it You know like the layer on the paint

Where it kind of like dries over itself Mm-hmm Like if you don't leave the lid on So we're going to continue to combo? Y'all fucking paint very often. Bye, Gina. Bye, Gina. No, stop.

Stop. Stop that. I was just watching a new Crip Mac interview. And he just, like, Cam Capone is like, so I have some questions from the fans. He goes, oh, hi, fans. He sounds like he lost his fucking line. Hey, Tony. Can I do the ad read right now real quick?

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They're like, what's spookier than carving your own pumpkin? Yeah, exactly. I mean, that was fucking hilarious. It's hard to make things topical when you think like your desire to have your ball hair be like in control is pretty much the same all year around, right? Honestly, I never thought about that at all. Halloween, I'm going to dress as a man with perfectly manicured pubes. That's going to be your, that's your fit.com, yeah. What about you, A.D., what's your Halloween fit looking like?

I got two. What superhero are you going to be? I got two. I got one of my match with my son, though. Okay. He's going to be Iron Man. I'm probably going to be like Captain America for sure. And then I'm thinking about being beauty and the beast, too.

Damn. You're going to be both of them. No, no. It's going to be the beast. We can split you down the middle and half of you can be beauty. and how you can be beats. No, they're having. No.

No. Well, you know what you know what you don't want to do this year? Carve your pumpkins. No. You don't want to dress up as a Superman and his son. Yeah. Because Superman is bisexual now. His son is bisexual.

But why were they kissing? I read why they did it. Why was Superman kissing his son though? Why was Kodak kissing his mom? No, he wasn't kissing his son. Oh, that was his son. Oh, I thought it was. No, he's the new Superman.

He's the new. And they said they didn't. I quote, they said they didn't want the Superman being another great white hope. So they wanted to make him stand out. They had to like make him a little different. Where's Boosie? Where's Boosie when we need him? About bisexual Superman son?

I'm just joking. Can't there just be one straight person? Can't there just be one person that doesn't have to fuck a dude? Yeah. Superman was straight. He had a baby. He had a baby. And he's, you know, he's.

I think all the new generation people are trying to make like, like that. non-binary game. Well, I mean, you're the one over here telling your daughter that she's not allowed to listen to Jojo Siwa. I never said that. Who's Jojo Siwa? Never said that. And why is your daughter not allowed to listen to? Tell us about the conversation that you guys had.

Oh, my God. All right. So my daughter used to be like a real big Jojo Siwa fan, right? Jojo Siwa is like Lil Tracy, but for little girls. I don't know what that means. I don't like you putting me in this weird, like underground box. No, she's like a, you know. YouTuber, vloggers.

She started when she was probably like fucking 10 or 12. She was super young. Now I think she's like 17, 18, and she was coming out of the closet. She has a girlfriend. But AD said, fuck all that. No, I didn't say that. She's crazy popular, too. But like when I tell you Jojo Seaw Wild, like my daughter, she used to listen to her every day.

Naga, Christmas time, I go into like four different stores, bro. She got action figures. She got lines with everything. So as a parent, you know what I'm saying? Like, it's not, I mean, it's normal now in days. If you have a child, if they want to, you know what I'm saying? If they like women or if they want to go another way or something like that, then I mean, it is what it is.

It is what it is. It is what it is at this point. Like, you know what I'm saying? So when I asked my daughter, we were just walking, I seen the billboard of her. And I was like, do you still look at Jojo Seawalk? And then she was like, no. And I was just thinking, I was just like, I was going to bring up the gay thing, but I was just like, I'm going to leave it off.

Yeah. Yeah. That's not what you said last time. You ain't never heard me say anything else. Yeah. You told us the other story. What's the other story? Your daughter told you that she was gay and you were like,

hell no. That's a goddamn lie. I'm like, what? I'm about to say this, nigga. I remember you telling me this story before that was different, but I would respect your right to tell a story however you feel. Come on, Adam. I don't know if there's like some historic.

You want to get me canceled, huh? You might have to cancel him first. The other day, I let Parker play with a toy fire truck. That was my way of telling her if you want to be a boy, it's okay. That's not. She is so young. They tell her, start fires, and these are the people that's going to come and save the house. I don't know if that's what she got from it.

Yeah, what if she becomes an arsonist now? Because you later play with a, you let her play with a fucking toy. That'd be pretty annoying. That would be annoying? If she was an arsonist, yeah. Yo, um, this girl. I'm not, my girl in county? In the county or county?

In county. Like, if she fucking burned some shit down and they lock her up, and she's got to be running around with Crip back. Yo, I blame you. Yo, speaking of burning of shit. down, bro. Downtown LA is getting crazy, even crazier than it used to be. Have you ever been to that place that got shot out by the fucking SWAT team? Of course, yeah.

Really? That was apparently my homie's, uh, my homie's apartment. Oh, Dave Sebastian? Yeah. I saw David Sebastian talking about how he, like, just moved in there. Yeah, but I don't know if it was his unit specifically. Oh, really? And like, this, this guy that I know told me that, uh, they're talking about the, the

Instagram clip that went viral of basically a huge shooting at downtown LA. It's like a loft and you see the SWAT team running in and basically killing a dude who was holding a woman ransom. Just to try to fill in the blanks for the people who have no idea we're talking about. But like allegedly that guy was just like running rampant through downtown LA, shooting people, just doing crazy shit. And then ran into that building and just pulling on doors, that door is open. That's crazy. He found that girl in there and fucking put her hostage. That's why I always tell people like, don't ever leave your door open.

Don't move to downtown LA. No. But downtown LA is terrible. It's nuts. No, look, and then this girl told me that the other day, one of the parking lots, somebody went in there and set all the cars on fire in the parking lot. What?

That's what I'm like, what the fuck is going on down here? The thing about downtown is so expensive. The outside of it is like terrible. It's so expensive to be terrorized every day. Yeah. And if you got kids, that's not a good place.

Oh, fuck that. Like Weezy from horrible decisions. We were talking to her about her moving to L.A. And, you know, she's from New York City, so she's thinking, oh, I'm going to move to fucking in downtown L.A. And I'm just telling her, I'm like, it's a really not a good idea. Like, you're not going to feel comfortable walking around in particular as a woman, me as a big ass dude, I don't feel all that comfortable walking around around there.

And you're going to be in your fucking high-rise apartment, and you're probably never going to want to go walk around on the street down below. And it's just not, I don't know. And the homeless people, like, they're like extra aggressive downtown. Bro. It's like they got superpowers down there, bro. Oh, yeah. For sure.

The same girl told me that this guy, some other guy was just walking around just stabbing people. I believe it. I heard about that story as well, I think, yeah. This was like the other day, too. I don't know what the fuck's going on. I remember there used to be this junkie downtown when I lived there where... One specific one. This one guy who I would see.

And what he would do is somehow he would get... Let's call him Samantha. No, let's call him... I don't know. Fucking burnt by the sun, methhead fuck. Anyway, he would... Somehow he went somewhere and he got a bunch of oil. And he would put the oil on the guy.

ground and then he would just stand on the corner by the Starbucks on 6th and spring. Oh, yeah. And he would just fucking mosh and slide his feet around and dance. He would mosh. Using the oil to slide his feet around and he would bang on shit and like smash pieces of metal together and scream. He sounds like a good time, honestly. He would wear out the floor from his feet.

Like the sidewalk would have like impressions in the oil from his feet. It was fucking crazy. No. And you caught a police on him, didn't you? Yeah, I bet you did. Yeah, right. You got them removed. Downtown, you call the college.

There's a crazy homeless person outside my apartment. Click. Yeah. Hang up. They're like, you know you live downtown L.A., right? No, no, no. The craziest thing ever was, like, over on, like, Los Angeles where, like, nice kicks is at. I'm walking by.

I see this guy. He's, like, on top of, like, a thing of, like, newspapers that he laid out. And he's going through a pile of his own feces. Just. Boom, boom! Clawing through it. I don't know what he was looking for, but apparently he does this all the time. Wow.

And his own shit. He looks through his own shit. Like, he's like looking for something. I remember there was this guy who you see. Itchy balls over there. It's my balls. Manscape is going to actually protect my balls from further incidents like that. But there was this one guy who used to come into the store downtown all the time.

And he didn't really like talk. He just kind of like, like, like the niggum from Muppets. Sure. But then like, and we always like, you know, we were cool to him. Like, hey man, how you doing? etc or whatever he didn't really give us any problems or nothing and then one day somebody I know was was walking to get into his car

in the alley by the building that we were in terrible idea you see this guy laying on the ground in the alley with a fucking needle hanging out of his arm his jeans are down to his fucking ankles and he's got piss and shit oozing down and he's just

laying there in the alley and so it's like this guy's like the sad is you should say hi again hey buddy I don't think he would have been responsive in that moment. You fucking scumbag. But I mean, like, you know, everybody's downtown, though, like, you might look at them

and they're like, oh, they're kind of funny. Like, having a good time. Whatever, they're just out here getting fucked up. Are they really having a good time? Everybody got a sad fucking story behind that shit. Yeah, I'm like, are they really having a good time? Did you see the little houses that they're making? Yeah.

Oh. No. No. They're building, like, a high rise, apparently. And so Skit Road. Oh, right. On Skid Row. But even in the Valley, bro, like, I've seen the area.

They have, bro. It looks crazy as fuck. They have these little tiny homes for the homeless people, but it's like a big-ass gate. You can see it off the freeway. Oh, I know exactly where you're talking about. Are they going to, like, let them in at night and lock them in there? Because that's the whole thing is if you take like a project building type thing,

you know, 100 apartment building and you just fill it with all these motherfuckers downtown. What do you think is going to happen? It's like a camp. They're going to be eating their own shit. They're going to be smearing shit in each other's eyes. They're going to be beating each other, killing each other. killing each other, like, that's just going to be the ultimate house of hearts. Oh, hell yeah.

You put it in women. No, it's got to be guys on. And then, bro, if you're going to make a 19 story, like, amusedment part for homeless people, bro? How long until they burn the shit down? I get a whole week and a half. Bumtropolis is coming, bro. I predicted it on my show. And then a week later, the city announced it, bro.

We should have realized the Walking Dead, but make it about it. Stop it. Would you spend a night in Bumtropolis? Hell. Would you make a YouTube video like spending one night in the new? Like, like, like. I know what, though, Yuri. Like, who do you think?

Oh, Yuri's going to climb on top of it? Who gets the 19 floor? Oh, my God. Oh, like the penthouse. Yeah. Yeah, like it got to be like the top. He's the top bum. Bro.

That's Cecil Hotel shit, that wouldn't even make the news in this building. This building, they're going to be finding dead people in different tanks every fucking day. Every fucking, you know. And actually, house phone might move in and might have a little party every night and just turn up. I'm too fly to be at. Please don't disrespect my house phone. He's getting on the first floor. And shout out the house phone.

He's been very consistent lately. I was late today, though. I was late today. I said, look, they said, house phone's late. I said, at least he's coming. 12 minutes. I can deal. Yeah, you know.

I even, I'm proud of you, buddy. Thank you, bro. I appreciate it. I showed up five minutes late yesterday and I was like, hey, me being five minutes late is me being early. That was tight, though. Man, that girl told us so many fucking crazy stories. We should not get into the stories right now because it's not going to be out for a couple weeks. It's not going to be out for a couple weeks?

Yeah. I need that to be out, like, at least, I need that be out tomorrow. Chip girl got to come out first. Chip girl? Yeah, he had an Asian girl and he dumped chips on her head. Oh, yeah, okay, I forgot about that. Yeah, you made, like, a Dorito smoothie imported on her head, did you? It wasn't a smoothie.

It was a ruffy. He fucking just straight, dump that shit on her head. Ruffy. But, yeah, just know I might have bought the best Patreon guest so far. I liked her. Nah, nobody's better than Kazuma. No, I know. We said that.

This is Kazumi status? I think it was better. What? It turns out of a podcast. Oh, I got to say. see this shit. I'm going to sign up. I'm a sign up for the patient right now. I mean, like, you know. Y'all got me so wet.

It wasn't even that she, like, did anything, like, too great. It was just her stories were really good. But also, she was drinking Trullies, topless. And she's hot as well. And she's hot as shit, yeah. But she was shotgun and Trulies with no shirt on. Yeah, no, that's a fact. I thought that was pretty cool. Good old Southern girl. Shout out to Kelly Kay. And, oh, wait, should I reveal this now?

No, we got to hold on to it. We got to hold on to that. Don't, you can't make Baba Lamb's life that. easy. What do you do? Wait, speaking to him, I think I'm beefing with him right now, bro. You called him, too.

He didn't answer. No, that's my boy, but I, like, told him some off-the-record shit, and then the person I told him off-the-record shit texts me, like, yo, it was good. And I'm like, damn it, Bob, why did you say something?

You told some Cardi details to somebody? Why are you looking to you? I mean, that's all he does. He makes a video about Cardi, right? He's a Cardi guy. He's loading his whole life to Cardi. He actually just made a video about how he was kind of like tired of being put in that box. And he has other interests and other stuff he wants to explore.

That's always the problem as a YouTuber. No, that's- You start a channel about one specific thing. And then you- I don't think he started about- You want to do other stuff, but your audience is like, nah, like we don't really fuck with that. I hate to bring like race in everything, though,

but I will be honest, it seems like more common theme for like white guys that are into hip-hop and shit. Or even rap, even white guys that rap, they always revert back. to, you know, MGK status. Colonizes. Yeah, honestly.

It's like, oh, like you came up in the rap world, already did your thing. You used this and now you're like, yeah, now you're like, now you're like, ah, fuck this. I don't want to talk about this anymore. If you start covering a rock, we're going to beat your ass.

I interview people in bands. Yeah, yeah. Sometimes. You should interview a slip-knock guy about his beef with MGK. That's actually a great idea. Yeah. He's just stirring up the pot.

Staring up the pot, stirring up the rock pot. I hate when my girl, like, was acting like there was somebody she's like oh there's like a scary guy over there and I look and it's like a white guy I'm like I ain't scared no white guys it would have been a group of black guys you know I'm the toughest white guy on the whole world you know it's crazy the whole world me and Chuck Lidale oh my god I've seen what about the guy from uh serial killer shit there's a lot of like plain looking white guys who just went psycho and hell yeah well which one

which what's YouTube was it was the JCS I think it was watch mojo and see that is a huge failing of your community because if the Crips, if the Crips were creating white gang groups, they could be sending these white guys out to do drills for them and etc. And they would be getting away. These white guys, they have no

criminal communities to join so they end up just fucking shooting a bunch of people randomly without even getting to be part of a cool organization with a handshake. Who said it was cool? What's that guy? What's that guy's my dick was just out? Terrell, what's his name? T-Rill? The guy that you brought in the podcast? to the one on.

Everybody go, stop. Keep watching this, but also load up the new No Jumber vlog. We're out about 50, 60,000 views right now. Go crazy. It shows me, AD, Trevor, T.R. And Kiki going to Florida, having a blast.

It's a very, very fast-paced, fun vlog. You should definitely watch it and click the like button. And maybe on the next trip that we do, Housephone will be nice enough to join us. No, that's the fact. And also, I need to write it off my taxes, so let's go. Let's go. But where should we go, though? That's the question. I want to pick a city, and

let's just go somewhere. Fresh wants me to come back to Miami. Let's go back to Miami. I'm down. What are we going to do in Miami? Go to the strip club, because I didn't go to the strip club, did you all? No. We got to go to the strip club. We went to the club at four in the morning, and I saw girls fucking peeling their faces off. What do you mean peeling? or they were there on bath sauce? Because we shut up,

and I'm totally sober, and we're just in the club, and it's like 3.30, and I'm just looking around everybody, and I just keep seeing girls like, are they like rolling or something? Yeah, they're just fucked up on Coke or drunk as fuck or on Molly or something. Who the fuck gets on Coke and starts peeling her face off? But you know, normally, if you're in the club that late, you're fucked up too. I showed up, I had two white claws full disclosure.

And then I started slamming 1942 shots with fucking T-Rowl and shit. How many did you take? Maybe like three or four. No way. He was late. It was small. They're like $100 a shot though. The best part in the vlog is when I say, it's 2.30 in the morning.

I'm not going to the. club next scene I ain't a lot he was having fun though I was a good time I was like this nigga feels liberated I felt like you feel safe out with the boys

I've done it I definitely feel safe yeah for sure You run around with four five niggas Yeah that's a fair Dumb dumb dumb dumb I'm surprised you didn't get out of pocket And just slap somebody

Just because No I'm not out of his window I'm not outgoing like that No good We had Kiki looking up for all of us Honestly I look out for my brother And you you were pissing Kiki

you off anyways. Why? Don't tell the same story about me saying to escape from prison. No, I ain't going to say the story. Smoking all his new ports. At least they wasn't saying no gay shit to him like Yuri always does.

Yuri fucking drives him crazy but sexually harassing him. Yuri also is somebody that Yuri, we got to get HR here on you. Yiri trying to throw me under the bus yesterday. Wow. He tried to cause beef in the office. What happened? They're going to talk about that tomorrow.

Wait, are we doing this hat battle tomorrow? No, I remember we're going to do the verses. Okay. All right. We're going to make it. Hey, me and Housephone, I'm going to have a real. We need somebody to make a We'll make an undercard too

We need undercard We need somebody to make like a boxing Boxing flyer Like me on the left AD on the right Or 80 on left 80 on the left How does one win a hat battle

We're gonna let the fans choose You gotta let the people in the comments choose I think we gotta have like a poll option like a website Where people can go and vote A poll a website Man fuck what he's talking about If people are just

If people are just spam in the chat Then how are you gonna know We're going to have Josh tallying them up one by one. Are we trying to get like a definitive answer? It could be like verses where it's like, it's like. It can end in death. Like Squid Game. That's how I imagine it.

I imagine you guys walking away from each other like a duel and then pulling out a hat and then throwing the hat. We have, we'll have Yuri and Josh with guns to our hands and we're losing. I'm fueling the narrative that Housephone is going to beat your ass. I think he's the favorite. I don't know. You want to know. No, I, I, I, I, I, I really think Housephone is the favorite,

but all these custom hat guys, I don't know what he did to piss them off. Because I don't fuck with none of them except for White Ateria. So they mad. He's sending me some to them to. Go ahead. But I'm saying all these guys are trying to team up to take Housephone down. Yeah, because I got the best hat.

But just know, I got some shit that's going like, all right. I guess I'm not playing fair. I'm me either. Let me just say that. Me either. I'm coming with a low blow. Just know that.

I'm coming with a low blow. Low blows. Blow blow. I'm coming with something that's going to blow you out the water. I got something that might make you cry. You're coming with some blow. Your hats, though, are like

Pensacola Mall status. Exactly. This is a Pensacola Mall hat? I mean, that's what I'm saying. This is fire. Come on, man. I'm not going to hold you. This one is fire, bro.

You keep the cardboard in your hat? No. Oh, that's a deep one. You take it out? Bro, I get too many now. It's no reason for it. And you don't even wear hats. Or how are you going to talk about hats?

I just am into the narrative. of him defeating you. He's more old school no jumpers so I support him. That's cool though. I'll fuck with that. You're a new school. Finally, you got his back. Yeah, I was saying. Hey, no, no, I appreciate that. Even though you still didn't pay me for the shoes, I appreciated the post. Okay. My Instagram post, shouting out house phone and saying I'm proud I am. That was dope. I appreciate it. No, no. That was better than him buying the shoe. That was better than buying it. What, that post? A real nigga's supposed to buy him and post him. Bro. That post, though,

was like. Metro boom and bought him and posted him. Because of my post. No, way before. I'm an influencer. Metro boomer bought him a year ago before Metro booming gets a lot of the swag for me. No, he's been. He got me. Yeah, but you delivered it directly there.

You're like, I'll just pull up to the stoop. I did not, no. I want to switch out my other ones for the Chrome. They're coming. They come in. When your shit's get here, tap in with me. Next year. But that post, though, was like, I was like, that's dope, dope.

And I was dope. I appreciate that. We never say, like, nice, sentimental things for each other. We're always sarcastic and mean and joking around. I hope you OD, etc. You know, that's kind of shit. Well, I think you're a good guy. I think you're a good guy.

I think you guys are both great guys. Do what? Think you a good guy? Yeah. Yeah, you're a good guy. Fine. You hired a crib. Why wouldn't you be a good guy?

You got a cool toy? Sometimes I catch myself, like, reading or, like, watching, like, hood videos about different gangs, and I find myself, like, really, like, thinking, like, that I... Are involved. You're involved? I'm going to stop the sentence right now. Sometimes I'll be, like, oh, yeah, I can't fuck with him because I fuck with him. And then I'd be, like, oh, wait.

I don't have to do that. Nobody cares at all. You're like, I'm not in the middle of this. I'm not in the middle of this. The only care is with the people that's on your team. The only loyalty that you should have is to the niggas on your team. That's a fact, yeah. But you're the Joe Biden of gaming, and so I have nothing to worry about.

The Joe Biden? Why? Because, you know, probably. He's united. He's uniting the community. We still got problems. Oh, yeah. He's not tearing people down.

It's not like, you know, when I became friends with Crip Mac, I do not take on Crip Mac's beefs. Oh, yeah. I don't know. If anything, the opposite, I've interviewed plenty of his enemies since then. Mm. I like spread of positivity. You got to.

I like spreading bitches ass cheeks and seeing it that booty-old pink. When God put you in a good position, bro, it's up to you to tell the youth to do things better. I don't want nobody to grow up like I did to make bad decisions because, you know, you can either be in jail or you could be on a goddamn podcast with a fucking trucker nigga like him. Housebound town. Hey, everybody. Go spend $55 on the new. No way, it's $55. That's what I spent.

I bought two copies. This is, this should be in a hip hop museum. I'm on. You spend a hundred dollars. Are you on your nipsy us? I sent him $55 and I'm on the album, bro. No way. That's how hard we go.

You see this nigga, he bought you see he bought the Crip Mac album. I mean, your shoes are like 300. They're 225. He kept asking me to buy it. You obviously, it is a little pricey. I'm broke. I'm not to keep asking you for her.

It ain't Ralph, though. It ain't Ralph, though. All right. There we go. Here's my role. Oh, whoa. There's my roll.

You see, he's doing this on camera. How much we're talking $250? Well, you know what? Give me $220. There's $2.25, but I'll take $220. All right. That's sick. $5 off.

What a homie. He's about to. I got some shoes coming out. No, no, no. You're going to give me a hat from Pensacola. He's about to archive to post now. He's like, he doesn't think it made me pay? No, no, no.

I'm about to archive this post. Hey, he a real one. Hey, he supports black business. Set off to Adam 22. Set off to Adam 22. Mostly Critmac business. Mostly 50. Yeah, yeah.

Can we get a reading of the track list? Yeah, we got Op Goblin, of course. Of course. We got Fuck Five De Clout featuring Fendi Mac. We have 40 ounce featuring Ray Rip, no fair ones, featuring Dre 5 and Fat Fills.

50, five player featuring Dizi, dead body featuring DuBallard de XP or something, activated featuring holographic. In My section, featuring Mickey Savage, LA Street Gang, this is like, LA Street Gang featuring General Snaps and Sauce Beezzie, Mac to Her featuring Chief Renzo.

Oh, that's the one I want to hear, Mack to her. Gang Bangin, and. West. Playball featuring T. Hottie and Camadonna. Crip Crazy featuring Whitney Sky. Pussy Wet featuring Newport. That's the one I need to hear. Throw that pussy a party featuring fly hit a stees. I need to hear this whole album.

Trenches featuring Crip Jesus. Who is Cripp Jesus? I would love to find out. I plan on Googling that in the near future. Tragedy. Where's the AD? song it's coming dessert featuring tg that's the good one about eating ass like a dessert you heard this already i like that one ass shaken featuring qdb and five everybody featuring ad aka it's sad you want you on the outro this you're in the last one last one last track wow you ever notice that move you know

you save your big feature for the last song as if it's not that big a deal you know if you put it first it'd be kind of like you know because you're like you're the j z of this tape honestly You're like the Drake on this tape, honestly. The tape is called blue. I think Crip Jesus is better. It's you and Cripp Jesus. How can I compete with Cripp Jesus? Knowing nothing about him, I would completely agree that Crip Jesus is one of the greats.

He honestly might be one of the best features. Oh, look at this. Do we have Cripp Jesus? I'm on the screen. That's not Cripp Jesus, is it? I don't know if this is the real Cripp Jesus. No, that's what I assume. No, that's for show him.

Click on that second one. All my love by Crip Jesus and just like turn the audio off. No, Crips need Jesus too. This is fire. Well, that is true. I don't think that this is a copy reading. No, no, yeah. That's a good point as well.

Only has 2,600 views. But somehow at some point... This is hard. Can you just turn the audio off? I don't want to hear him rap right now. I just want to see him. Okay, well, you saw him already. Look at that.

That's the Crip Jesus. Honestly, he's giving me Crip Jesus vibes. I'm interested that Western Wiggle didn't make it onto this tape. What song is that? You haven't heard that? I'm very familiar with all the Cripp. I put my tongue on the ass cheeks.

Crip Mac got a song. song called Western Wiggle. It's about, you know, fucking a prostitute on Western. Oh. I was the snooty Fox. I thought that was pretty cool. You ever been there? I ain't been there, but I've heard stories.

You ever been to the Royal Hawaiian? Bro, I ain't a L.A. Nick. I'm a conflict, nigga. I forgot. Do you want to come clean about you in A-Town's dirty business? Bro, stop all this bullshit. Jesus Christ. Who is that?

I'm just kidding. You always got some auto. I just got A-Town some ass before, man. Who's A-Town? Little A-Town. You got to go watch the interview with Abner from 60 days in and A-Town. Shut out A-Town. He's my-you-can't tell this nigga nothing.

He's probably my number one anti-bullying advocate. Okay. But one time, my nigga A-Town, you feel me? He was around. And I was like, you know what? Told the girl, I was like, man, you should fuck with my homie. She fucked the homie one time. She's fucking my homie.

And she did. And I felt like I was doing a good thing by that. Shout out to you. I don't know I don't even know what she looked like But I just hope you got in there She was very She was actually nice

Why don't you slide CripMax some ass No you slide him some ass Porn guy I would love to Adam's trying to get me To fucking Be our only fans

I'm not trying to get you to Shut out The girl that we were discussing OG suicide in the building Yeah actually She wants to get you in the porn game That's a fact yeah You're just a dick to her though

What do you mean He negotiated 12% of her only fans From this scene Stop playing I'm not doing for free. My bad. Would you be down to do porn, though?

I was really having a serious debate about this yesterday because I'm like, she's throwing this offer on the table like very right now. I'll watch. Of course you would. See, like if I do it, he's going to subscribe to it. He's going to probably screen recording. He tried to recruit me in first week. That's what I'm saying.

I'll give you 50K to start. I did not sit. Yes, you did. I would have took the 50. I'm not giving you in advance. You know how long it's going to take us to pay that back? How? Selling that dingy dick.

That shit ain't going to work. Shit dingy. Shit ain't going to make no money. No, I feel like, look, look, this is the thing. I feel like the no jumper fans are going to subscribe just because. So I'm like, man, I'm not like, you know, I feel like niggas is going to keep it on the archive. You just need to get on your straight brine pumper shit.

Get buff as fuck and just be out here serving dick, bro. Rico Strong does it? I feel like I have so many other, uh, actually. tributes in life to... I feel like once you go down the porn route, you just go, you just add on here. Yeah. Yeah, I'm out of this fucking stratosphere, brother.

No, you're different though, bro. Why? Because it's like, white people like, that shit's like cool for y'all. You think. But you could be a pioneer. But it's like, you don't want to go to the black barbecues and your old-ass grandma, like,

I think you're not here. You do. You can grab your grandma's ass. You can try to kiss her. Oh, my God. It's all good. No, it's not. We're going to talk more about that topic.

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That shit looked like an onion. This? And he got Yeezy twos on, the Red Octobers. I'm not here to talk about the exact details of it. I'm saying, that shit's hard. Paperboy, bro. Do you know how much those shoes cost that he's wearing in his figurine? They're like 30 bands on.

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That's what I'm talking about it. You get one bad apple in there and just start going on the rye. Anyway. He should have made it where it was undetachable. Let me tell you something. So the bag is always in his hands. I mean, who knows what it took to design this? Honestly, that's 10 out of 10.

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Fucking weirdo. My kids have to see this. Just kidding. Do you think that, have you ever done the podcast with your kids in the room, have you? No. Hell no. Oh, I wouldn't, I couldn't do it. You think you would ruin it?

For sure. This podcast? Yeah. I would literally be quiet. My daughter was looking me crazy. Really? Yeah. You don't know how to watch this stuff?

Hell no. Bro, what? How old will she have to be before she can watch an episode in the Jumber Show? I hope she's not at home at all watching this, yeah. I don't think she knows this aspect of it. That's good. That we're dirty. You think she knows what No Jumper is?

We talk nasty. I mean, she's been here before, but she just like, I don't think she knows, like, I don't think kids are interested in Piper. No, that's what I was thinking, too, because, like, there's, like, some, like, There's some kids that live in my building, and I'd be, like, walking by, they'd be listening to, like, Joe's World and, like, shit like that. And I'd be thinking, like, I see these niggas all the time.

Like, I wonder if they know who I am. You know who I am? That's so weird. I would never say. You're from out of the chipmuffs, aren't you? Like, they're like 15. I would never be like, yo, bro, do you know who I am? Like, that's weird as fuck.

Maybe you could saw him pills then after. My homie is rehabilitated, man. Yeah, I'm not selling underage children. I'm not telling you to do one. I'm just telling you to sell it to the underage kids. Ever since he hit you, you've been acting weird. He's so much bigger than me. Is he that much bigger than you in real life?

I haven't been around him in real life, but I'm going to assume that he's not like twice as tall. And it looks like you're happy with the Kadama. Thank you, Mr. Black man. Hey, yeah, but think about it. I look like an Asian person. There's no way you were in high school watching a podcast, I don't feel like. They didn't exist yet.

Well, yeah, but for you for you. You think, but I like, what do you feel that this audience is? like i mean a lot of it is like what are the analytics saying you have to be 18 to 30 yeah well no younger than that like 16 to like 26 type area really like 90 something percent male 16 is yeah that's in high school still but that's like towards your latter years but when you're really young like the part like the kids who just listen to just world but don't care enough to really like know who his friends are what his interview or whatever

what his interviews are about like that i feel like once you kind of get into a certain you start to be really interested in the kind of stuff that's going on but then also I think a lot of people kind of age out of that yeah you might be 21 and you're super interested in learning about all these underground rappers and stuff but then you kind of like at a certain point you're 28 and you're just like I'm not watching fucking vladder interviews or no jumper academics the same way that they were before that but some people you know stay obsessed with the culture for a long time but to a lot of people I think it is kind of like a phase no that's a fact or they move on to

older content realistically yeah Yeah, and they, yeah, they, they, they started watching more mature shit, you know. Yeah, sometimes. Like the podcast you listen to. Which one? Sam Harris. Yeah. Who is that?

Bro, it's like, it ain't this. It's definitely not shit. It ain't this. It's not shit I would have really been listening to in my early 20s because I didn't really know anything about politics or fucking. Oh, God. It's like two, three doctors talking about science. Some shit that I didn't think Adam will listen. This is where he gets like his, his COVID facts from.

And he comes back on the pod and yells at us. You get it from Facebook. So. Fair enough. Shout out to Facebook. Shout out to FB, getting hacked again. And I want everybody to know that we are going to be opening a shitload of packages at the end of this show because we did get a ton of different

donations shirts in the mail. Trying to colonize my show. We're going to go to war. Trying to bring it back. Hey, that's the easiest concept, the simplest concept. All of a sudden, you want to do it again. I give out the address, people send shit in. I felt like I need a new clothes.

I'm on to you. This is before I got this hoodie. He wanted to give you 225 to make you feel good about it. I gave him 220. I didn't have a 5. That's okay. Piece of shit. Anyway, we are going to be opening those in the near future.

How was your time while I was away? Was it hard for you guys to survive? No, that shit went smooth. Yeah. The Jumper show went all right. I felt like the pressure was on a little bit. I mean, I did a lot of more. But I feel like I said, I feel like Laura held it down, like, making sure the schedule was good.

Everybody was doing what they were supposed to be doing. Because I feel like nobody else would be like, oh, AD you go do this or AD go do that. So I was like, all right. I still have to listen to the episode where Gina and Duno interviewed my ops. Your ops. I don't think they like me, but I still haven't listened to it. Who? Chike and Rucci.

Your ops. Those are not your ops, man. Why are they your ops? They're not my ops. I feel like they might view me as an option. She interviewed them here? Yes. Fire.

I didn't see it yet. I mean, but you got to understand, though. If you're sitting there saying stuff and you bring a people name up and you're not interviewing them yourself, that looks a little weird. I've never turned them down on. I've interviewed Rucci. I've never had a conversation.

So tell them, so tell them on here right now, but you ain't got a problem with the fuck do I care. Have you ever interviewed Chike? No. How? I don't know. You sleep. I think he tweets about me.

I can't remember, though. I might be the other one. No, it was definitely the other one. No, it was both probably. But you should, you should interview Chike. I don't think the other one fucks about me. either because of you. Really?

I don't think so. I thought we was cool at first. But also, don't you feel like it's like if you're really tight with Draco, then they probably just automatically just assume that they hit you? Yeah, but that's like a weird. See, but that's what you, that goes back to what you said earlier is that you can't look at it as like, oh, these are ops, these are ops, these are ops. Unless you're directly involved or something like that.

You know what I'm saying? You calling them your ops is you getting involved. I'm involved in the street politics. Like, Draco's my name. I'm just playing around. Oh, yeah, now you want to play around, huh? I mean, do you think that I want problems? I mean, Draco's the only person

who chooses the beef with a whole fucking city. But I'm just saying, like, at the end of the day, you need to play a fair on both sides. You got to play a fair, yeah. Like, you can't interview one person and then say, like, and then, too, you know, even when they asked me, it was like, do you want to do the Rootche and Chike shit?

I was like, no, because I don't want this narrative to keep going back and forth of this shit, because I don't want to contribute to all this bullshit that's going on the streets. The same thing, though, is if I interviewed them, then people are going to be like, oh, he interviewed Draco and then he interviewed these guys. It's not going to be viewed necessarily as me being fair. It's going to be viewed as me hyping up.

But it's how you do it. This is true. But you know how I do it. I ask all the spicy-washed questions. There ain't no way I'm interviewing those dudes, and I'm not saying. So how do you feel about this Daryl guy coming at you? They just dropped the new album. Like, you could warm it up like that.

You know what I'm saying? Like you got to talk about... I just think you should let niggas know like, I'm not playing... I'm not playing favorites. I'm not playing favorites. Yeah. But you can see how I could come off like that, though, right?

If I was going to adopt anybody's problems, I would way rather be sliding with Biden than teaming up with Draco, who... You don't know who the fuck he can be sent him to shot that. And trust, we could over here, suicide to tell you that, too. Sliding with Biden. We don't play the other type of games. Why are you sliding with Biden? You call me Joe Biden in a game game game game.

I'll take something called you a Walmart crypt at one boy Oh Was it me or was the house phone? Yeah I thought of

I think it was you But what does that even mean? I don't know right I thought it sounded pretty fun A crypt that shops at Walmart I think he's saying like a low Like a low budget crib How am a low budget?

I don't know Yeah I make a lot of money Tell them Tell them Tell them Yeah you got a rich nigga You got a rich nigga

You got a rich nigga club Offit on right now Homer Simpson Yeah Like like if your pan zip at the bottom you get money i don't even got no jury i got some fashion other pants to say otherwise whoa that's fashion ova's supposed to give off the look that you are getting money

you're dead right i bought i made this kid at the uh at the shoe store take take these off and he sold them to me and left left barefoot honestly these go for like a thousand brand new i pay like 250 for him yeah come on come on come on a com day girl something Ones? Yeah. You know, I interviewed T.I. Son, Domani today. What?

And he was talking about how he would... I feel like they grew up so fast. He would be going to school, and he would have the flyers shoes on, and that he didn't even know, and that the kids would be like, oh, you got this son. He'd be like, hmm. Yeah, he's like, you know. You know, I beat him in the tournament that we had? Oh, I thought you meant like you beat him up.

No, we had a... Another one of them stories? Hip-Hop. Hip-DX had rappers versus gamers. That's hard. Wait, which one is he? And I end up... He's more rapper than gamer.

We were playing Tekken, bro. But then you're a rapper. So then how is rapper versus rapper? That's rapper versus. Well, I beat the nigga and tech. You don't want the tech. I won the whole tournament, bro. Oh, let's go.

You don't want the token smell. I have a second. I'm going to bring it. I'll bring it the next week. I have a tech and tournament, fucking statue. I got to all this shit and winning. Who's your character? Bro, I didn't know.

But they teamed us up with a gamer. Bro, I swear to God, the next time this, please bring me. And Wingstile tweeted my win. Who is your gamer? Wow. Phase Rug? Yeah, right. Who was Phase Rug?

Who is your gamer? Who is David. Dobrook. His name was a Chan something. I don't remember. Interesting. Can I just, I just want to send a shout out to Sky,

Real Sky Bree, on Instagram. We get it. But, bro, she ate a dude's ass in the elevator over the weekend. It was he did go viral. In an elevator? She's just eating this dude's ass.

I didn't tell her to do that. I see, I see. You definitely told her. Yeah, you know, I wish I thought of it. You definitely text her like, Oh, Bree, something I wish I can do. Hey, you should do it.

You definitely text her. You text her. You text. in the fucking porn group chat, like, look, we need you to find a random guy, eat his ass in the elevator. You're going to step it up, you're cut.

I would have told her that. But I didn't think of it. She did it before I could think of it. Now I won't be telling her, hey, you eat some ass today? Get on there. Get on there. You need some tweets.

Yeah, she out there going viral and shit without your help. She don't even need it to give you 20%. She's going to sue to Adam and Lena Colommer Group. She should post a photo of her eating and ass in public every day. That would go viral.

She's going to go to jail. Yeah, that's true. Literally. She's going to get arrested, fucking row. I'm going to take her to a place called Skid Row. If you really wanted to pop off, you would take her to Bumtropolis to 19th floor and let her go to town. Straight Kazumi status. I don't just want to make the guys wear condoms.

I want to wrap her body and plastic wrap to make sure that she doesn't get any, like, airborne bum diseases. So what they're going to do is whoop her? They're going to fuck her, but they're going to be wearing a condom, and she's going to have a large part of her. of her body wrapped in saran wrap. I don't think Kazumi used any condoms with these 50 guys. Izum isn't the one who did the gaming,

but I assume he made him wear a condom. I would prefer to simplify the story. Think about how crazy this is. She let 50 homeless niggas run a train raw on her. That was her friend. But she made, she was like,

Adam. Ew. I wouldn't need. We're the stinky nigger, bro. Look. She fucked 50 homeless. with no condo. She made you wear a condo.

Can I ask you a question? I'm sick. Have you ever touched a pussy? And it felt so smooth and, like, brand new that you thought maybe a doctor made this? You saying she had, like, a claymation pussy? Yeah, are you saying, like... I'm saying that, like, when I was, like, touching Kazumi's pussy, I was just thinking, like, damn this pussy feels so brand new that I almost feel like it might be brand new like maybe

your name was Kyle up until like a year or two ago shut the fuck up I don't believe it because she got that BBL is busting though but like the pussy just felt like so soft I was like bro like this Asian pussy is like that's because it's been tenderized so much now yeah honestly yeah it's like it's like when you beat the meat what it was all those guys beat all the imperfections out it's really smoothed it out it just made the enzymes go crazy enzymes pussy has enzymes yeah I don't know I'm just saying I'm throwing something out there I have a topic I would like to bring up Have you guys been paying attention at all

To the Charleston White versus Crip Mac I don't even know who that is Yes I've seen it I asked in the group chat Who is that you didn't say nothing It's a lot to explain Where do you come from It was David Doberg

First right? I think Cs Cheez discovered him And then Vlad has kind of like Taking him on and Well I know he hates the whole L.A He hates gangbanging in general He put out a big ass video Where he was talking all this shit

about Crip Mac calling him homeless and talking all his reckless-ass shit. Crip Mac hit me up and he said, Hey, you can interview any of the enemies. Bra, blah, right. But just anyone besides that custer, Charleston White told me that's the one person. And Crip Mac has been understanding about me interviewing multiple rappers that are clearly people that don't get along with him. I agree. I don't want you going to interview a nigga either.

Why? Who is this person? He just talked shit about everything. He just talked shit about everybody, bro, especially with gangs and all type of shit. I have had some random... That nigga come here. I'm going to set him up. Really?

I'm just letting you know. He's saying this on camera, so he knows he really mean it. I'll have to meet him up, meet up with him in a random Motel 6th. Don't bring him, don't bring him here. What are you particularly aware of him saying that was so offensive? I just don't like... He has acknowledged that he pissed off every single gang in that way. He says, fuck Nipsey.

He says, fuck like... Who is this? Is he like the new... You gotta stop asking that, because what can we really tell you at this point? I just want to know who it is. He's just a guy. Is he a rapper? He gets tons of views.

It's pretty crazy that you don't know who he is. He just talks about everybody. He really got beef with like Bosco. Is he almost like the Takers guy where he's dissing everybody? No, because he's not from around here. He's from. He's like Texas or something. Oh, that's even weird.

I don't know what place. But like he says he wants all he says want CMA to go to jail. He says, fuck Nipsey. He says all he just disses everybody. Oh, he's going crazy. Fuck your dead. Fuck all game members. Fuck all your dead.

He sounds like space goes perp on a rant. Did you pay attention to the thing with Mob James? Yeah, even that shit too. When Mob James was like, my nigga, you're disrespectful. But his whole argument to Mob James seems to basically be like, why should anyone give a fuck about your dead brother? Because y'all are in a gang, so y'all have killed tons of people. So therefore, you don't deserve any sympathy from me or anyone else because you are in a gang.

And then he says stuff like, you know, you call them, you L.A. niggins think you're the biggest, baddest people. in the world and all the shit like that. Like, come on, my nigga. She's stupid. Okay, but this is the extremely, this is the most inflammatory thing that I've probably ever seen him say, and he said in

the Vladimir me the other day, he said, the bloods and crips, and I guess street gangs in general, have done more damage to the black community than the Ku Klux, or no, that's slavery. Jesus. I wouldn't say slavery, but he's not lying. Gang, gang, bang and fucked up

a lot of shit for the community. But one thing that you got to understand is that a lot of people didn't have the right guidance. They had the bad role models and stuff like that. They had homeboys. They had role models that they looked up to that were telling them to do bad stuff. You know what I'm saying? So that don't just stem from that. You feel me?

Because I got OG suicide as somebody that told all of us like, I don't want you all bangin. You feel me? Go do something positive. Go do music. Go do sports and stuff. You got G homies like that. I'm in a position. I tell my little homies like, hey, listen, my nigger.

Don't even call me with nothing negative. I don't want you to do nothing negative. I don't want you to go sliding. I don't want you to do anything. I want you to get some money, live, take care of your family and shit like that. So if you don't got people that's talking to you like that, that's fucked up.

So the old stigma of gang banging is, yeah, niggas are sitting there scared to do shit themselves and they'll have a little homies. You know what? You want to be from the hood? Go in here and go do that and fuck up the community and shit, but we're getting smarter than that. Yeah.

Yeah, I guess I haven't really seen that big of an outcry from him saying that. When I first heard it, I thought, wow, that is like a crazy offensive statement. But he's not lying by saying something similar to that, though. Right. I don't know. This is all new to me. I'm just, like, soaking it in. I mean, the two things that you're basically choosing from there is, like, taking the

blame and putting it on yourself and your community or putting it on something outside of your community. And the problem is that the situation that black people in America have basically forced into is not a situation of their own doing. I mean, they were stolen from. their country of origin and taking to America and stuff. But then at a certain, so like clearly right there, it's easy to see how their situation

and the reason why there might be higher levels of crime and it would buy people in America, et cetera, is like very, or at least, you know, lower levels of wealth and such. But let me tell you. Very easy to understand. But then once you, at a certain point, you do have to start putting a degree of, you know, attention to just how you choose to move

and how a community chooses to behave. And I think there is a certain degree to which it's like, okay, people need to be more honest about the negative effects of gangs and of like, you know, fetishizing a street life at a certain point. But if you wasn't taught that, you know what I'm saying? If you didn't get different experiences in life and then two, if you think about it, right? It's like your dust and to fail because when you go to the hood, you see liquor stores every fucking corner.

Every fucking corner. You see, you know what I'm saying? Like you don't see that when you go other places and shit like that. And then two, you take most of these guys. they come from broken homes. The fathers are not in their life and they're not sitting there putting, you know what I mean?

The real law down, they're not scared of their fathers. Their fathers are gone. They're absent in their lives. So guess what? They're not, they're getting raised by women and they're not looking at women

to try to be a man. So they sit there and say, oh, you know. They learn everything from the streets. You learn that from somebody. And, you know, to a young kid right now, house phone can tell a young kid right now, do this or do that.

You know what I'm saying? I can tell a kid right now who's watching us right now. Hey, it's cool to do this It's cool to do that. You know what I mean? We got influence on that. So when motherfuckers growing up in the hood, you got guys who are busters,

who ain't put in no work and he ain't did none of that shit. And we'll sit there and trick a young guy and tell him, hey, here, put a gun in his hand, go do this, go do this, go do that, and destroy the community and shit like that. You know what I mean? That's fucked up. Hey, wait, hold on. Speaking of motivating and, like, talking to kid,

this kid that I talked to maybe like in August, I like posted something And he replied to me He said I needed to hear this bro Everyone switched up after I crashed my car Shit sucks like whatever He told her his car or whatever right And I said now when you get your new whip

Don't give nobody no rides right This nigga to DME today All his new pictures of his new Camaro I was like I did it bro I'm like damn my nigga You really came back fast as hell I got a brand new Camaro So shout out to that kid

I just wanted to say that Even with drinking bro I didn't he just randomly interrupts the podcast I was a dude I wasn't I was in a interrupt You know, he was saying, it goes to what we're talking about. He said, thank you for motivating me, fucking bitch-ass out of him. Shut up to Gabe.

Seems like a stretch, but. No, but even with drinking, bro, I didn't think, like, me stop drinking would affect a large number of people, bro. And no jumper fans would like, damn, bro, if you could do it, I could do it too. That shit made me really go hard. You know, as people have been trying to make me slip, they'd be like, bro, take this. And I'm like, nah, I don't, because I don't want to let everybody down, bro. You get what I'm saying? So I'd rather drink this water and all that?

Imagine the DMs you'll get, if you posted, you're taking a shot of your story right now. I feel like I'm gonna let everybody down. They literally, they were fucking jump out the window. I can't do that. Stick into it. Been almost four months now. Must be nice.

Must be nice to have that self-control. I'm not stopped smoking weed. The hell else am I going to do. You say you're not going to stop smoking weed? Hell no. I feel like you stopped smoking weed for like two seconds one time. Yeah, it's tough for like a week when I had COVID. If it don't fuck you up, I don't feel like,

if it's not a problem, if it's not making you like mess up shit your life, then you shouldn't do that. The doctor said I had two years to live. Why don't even play around like that? I keep smoking backwards. Like, why are you to? I told them fuck off.

You shouldn't speak things like that to a distance? Yeah, you shouldn't. So you think because I joked about it, it's more likely to happen? I feel like the tongue is powerful, bro. Pause, but also, no. I could joke around about that. It's not more likely to happen.

It's exactly the same likelihood. I don't believe in none of spiritual, miracle, weirdo stuff. That ain't weird. You'd be listening to M&M&M. You need some Jesus in your life. You do. You need something in your life.

One day me and you can have a conversation about Jesus. I don't want to be anywhere near this combo. I don't want to hear your logic behind you. We don't want to meet Crip Jesus either. I don't feel like you, well, I don't know how serious you are about it. What do you mean? Honestly, I haven't argued with anyone about religion in so long. Yeah, I feel like you stop.

I can't even remember the stuff I used to say. Bro. I mean, but look, when you break down everything. Crip Jesus. When you break down everything. everything bro. We're, somebody created us. Somebody created the air we breathe. All of this shit didn't just pop up out of nowhere, the big bang. So whether you, whether you believe in, whatever religion that you believe in, there's a higher power, bro, that created all of this.

I don't agree with that at all. So you think we just popped up? More or less, yeah. How we just pop up from what? From what? I don't know. Evolution of what. You think I was a tab. You think I was a tab. So you think it was a lot of tablo? But you think it is logical. to think that there's like a God and he started all this and that like this is you think this was his big idea where is it? Us sitting at this table or just like humanity

in general like look how fucked up shit it like it doesn't seem this doesn't seem to be the work of a person who's capable of performing miracles it is fucked up but it's also beautiful it's beautiful that you get to that you procreate and you made Parker and you look at Parker a certain type of way and you want her to grow up

it can't do it's all type of shit bro I'm gonna raise her to not believe in God too. Well, that's a, that's a terrible decision, I believe. Why? Yeah, why you? Well, just let her believe in God and I think the whole idea is insane. But just let her form her own opinion. You don't have to raise her that's specifically not. I'm just saying.

Since your, since your Mr. Scientist, it's a right and wrong. Since you're Mr. Scientist and fact base, where's the proof at that evolution started all of this shit though? So you really don't believe that something or somebody bigger than us created everything.

I'm not. The seed of I'm not a person who puts a lot of time and effort into thinking about the Big Bang or the origin of the universe. But you put in all this time for vaccinations and shit, so you might as well for your own mortality. I cannot think of a response that would be more unrelated to the thing that we are discussing than that. But I'm not somebody who puts a lot of time into thinking about the origin and the universe and stuff. But the idea that you think that there needs to be a God or a creator or something in order for there to be a universe is insane. And then also, I would like to say that we're living in a simulation. So I don't really think.

Yeah. Honestly, even having this argument seems insane. I don't believe any of this shit is real, honestly, so. We need you on mic if you want to talk. Oh, do you suicide. Yeah. But, I mean, you could come over and talk if you want. Ask them real quick.

I have a quick question. No, you got to tell them on the mic. Yeah. You're talking to the mic. Yeah, here, here. You believe that shit too, Josh? Use mine. You just believe you just popped up.

Just the question. You don't believe it either? You hash brown niggas is crazy. You don't believe it either? You don't. This isn't what I thought we were going to be talking. about today. There's one question I got for you.

Put to the mic, yeah. When I shot myself in the head, I died. A flatline. Right. Who brought me back. That's the question I got for you. Math? He said, he's,

the nymphs. The Matrix? I mean, if you had shot yourself in a part of your brain that caused you to die, then you want to die. I feel like it's just, you got lucky that you didn't hit anything that killed you. But what is luck, though? But the bullet is still in here.

Luck is just the percentage. I agree that something statistically improbable happen to you. But do you believe in karma? No. You don't? Really? Wow. You don't believe that if you do something bad that it'll come back to you? Absolutely not. Wow. Why the fuck would I believe that? So do you have any like moral compass? Do you stand on anything? The fact that you think that you need to believe in God to have a moral compass? No, no, no, no, no, I'm just asking you in general. Do I stay, do I believe in, right wrong? Yes, of course I believe in right now. Like, what do you stand on? What do you, what are you, what do you? I believe that you can have morals independent of needing to believe in a higher

That's a fact. I can agree with that. But the whole thing, the only thing you need to think about with karma to realize that karma is bullshit is that like, you know. There's terrible people. Like your mom is sick right now. Do you think your mom did anything to someone to deserve to be sick? No.

Bad things happen to people. Good things happen to people. Yeah. That's just the nature of the universe. We're all going to die, bro. Yeah. Honestly, though, I really do think about shit like that all the time because my mom is the most by the book literally has never done anything to anybody person.

name is my grandma. I probably watched 40, 1090 Jake videos this year where a little kid got shot in the head in the hood for no fucking reason. Obviously, that kid is not even capable of evil even if they were, you know? It could be somebody else. But when I see something like that

because it says God gives you free will, right? I don't believe in free will. You don't? We all have free will. There is no such thing as free will. So what do you? Well, I mean, okay, just think about it like this. Like, you didn't choose

to be as tall as you are. You didn't choose to be born where you were born. You didn't choose the color of your skin. You didn't choose to be here today. All of these things are just things. He did choose to be here today. But not really because he didn't choose to be the kind of person that wanted to come here today. Like everything about you was already like predetermined basically before you were.

I don't believe that at all. I feel like the experiences that you have make who you are as a person. That molds you into the person. And I feel like God put you on this road to travel to become the best version of yourself if you believe that. Why are you here today? What do you mean? because I like the podcast. Right,

but why are you a person who likes podcasts? I mean, it was something. Why are you a person who's smart enough to even sit here and have a conversation on camera? It's not you. Experiences,

bro. You didn't choose to be the kind of person that had a mind that was bright enough to be. But I come from a, certainly done better than 99% of people from where you're from. Yeah.

But you didn't do it like that you, that's, that's, but once again, you're doing it. I have the best person explaining this concept. I have a house,

I had a grandmother and family of a household, that helped me do that. I had good role models. You didn't choose to have good role models. That just happened to you. You didn't choose to have a good grandma. That just happened.

Yeah, but there's also people who come from third world countries that come out here and they make it. We're talking about a guy right here who might not have had some of those luxuries, but that's not free will. And CMAQ had some of the wrong influences

tell him to be doing the shit that he was doing as well. But all the same is he didn't control what his influences were. What do you mean? He didn't choose who was around them. He didn't choose what he was born into. God, I gave people free will.

You control your outlook. You can choose right now to do the right thing or the wrong thing every day of your life, bro. That's a fact. The fact that I even know the difference between right and wrong or my version of right. It was not my choice. No, that means that some higher power put it. You know when you're doing something wrong. You can't take it.

I can't take responsibility for this business that I've built because I didn't choose to have the brain that I have. I didn't choose to have good parents that put me in the kind of mind state. But you kind of did, though, because you chose to be, you chose to dive in. into rap music and become a fair. But I didn't choose to be smart. I was just born this way. You weren't born smart. You was taught to be smart.

I was born with the ability to even want to become smart. I'm saying that, no, you was taught that. I could have easily been born in a village in Cambodia. And my parents could have made $5 a month. You could have stayed in Hath Browntown your whole life. Yeah. Some people are still in Hask Browntown. I know.

And that's not really, that's their choice. It's not really their choice. How is it not? Because, bro, everybody has 24 hours. and try to make a better life of themselves. I'm going to revisit this. We have to put a pin in this because it's going to be mind-nummingly boring for people to hear this. But I do want to revisit the free will conversation because I can guarantee.

Kanye said slavery wasn't a choice. The free will conversation is just like the simulation conversation where the more you think about it, the more impossible it is to justify you having free will. One more. One more thing. One more thing. Do you think that every move that we make in life is already predetermined? No.

Okay. I don't think that either. I don't know. Because I feel like every little mini-de-execision. you make whether you when you pull out the driveway whether you go left or whether you go right that determines what the fuck is going to happen there's all different types of different timelines and shit going on that i would like to propose we discuss something a little bit more mature go ahead kodak black grabbing his mom's ass um this is something we your transitions are amazing

we put a no jumper news video earlier today where uh ade and i got into this conversation i'm sure a lot of you have seen the video it's basically kodak he's at some sort of event A little dance club. Oh, we have it up here on the screen. Oh, the actual video. So throw me in the corner. Here we have, we have Kodak, dancing with his mother. And her chain is buzzing.

He's got a cool sweater, a Versace sweater. He's got a black of a mile in hand when you come to a Kodak function. Is that Ghost Wraith Killer behind him? Nah. His mom is bust down. Look, she got the watch. Like, ring. Come on.

Stop playing. Look at this little dance right here. His mom, he's from the Caribbean, man. They got like the same type of dance. She keeps laughing. She's having such a good time. This is good. She probably hates that he's smoking that black him out so much.

It's good that we're watching this whole thing so we can kind of really see what happens before he grabs the ass. I've never seen the video yet. So I'm like, this doesn't look. This looks a little innocent to me. It's about to happen. I'm like, okay. We're getting them pants. Those pants are pretty cool.

Okay, that's a little much. That's my mom. I would do that. I would touch. Oh, okay. All right, all right. Bro, the niggas laughing. He's out of pocket for that.

Oh, my God. Now, you think it's stuck, like he's stuck on it. Now, that's a little weird, but do you think this nigga wants to have sex with his fucking mom? No, nigga. I've been seeing everybody. I've been seeing everybody talking about this. I thought he's about to be, like, jiggling her ass with his hands. He gave it a nice, bro.

He did give him a squeeze. Bro, first of all, they front of Caribbean. That's how the motherfuckers dance with each other. I don't know if people in the Caribbean want you to put that evil on them. They do dance like that. They grab their mom's ass? I had people hit me up today and said, people in the Caribbean dance like that with their parents all the time.

Okay, look. But that, bro, that's not as bad as motherfuckers is making anything. Nothing will ever happen that will make me think it's normal to grab your mom's ass like that. I don't think it's normal. Y'all don't even do Caribbean dance. Y'all dance like this. Do the square dance and all that shit. Y'all don't even get close to each other.

I never even danced. Y'all be river dancing and shit. You're thinking of all these cool white dance ideas. None of those existed. Cut Nigel. There was just no dancing. It was no dancing growing up. Maybe like a little slow dance or something.

I mean, I slow dance with girls in high school. I could have not imagined you slow dancing. I don't know if I, I don't like I ever dance with my mom. Stand up right now. No, no. Where's your slow dance? You want to see what a slow dance? Let's see what is playing right now?

A slow dance is. And what's playing? What song is playing? That's what you do? you got to get on your pretty ricky shit you got to get on your pretty rickish shit baby grind on me you got to hit it

you got to hit the strokes I've danced with Luna and it's pretty much like that did you practice that as a kid I remember being nervous because I was a kid and I didn't know if I was going to do it right left foot right foot

I feel like you and Lina dancing has her just twerking and you just standing there going like this no that's real yeah that's the Lumberjack yeah I don't think that there was any real sexual energy there.

He was grabbing her ass. Why are you guys so down to go to bat for this guy? I'm not going to bat for it. I'm just saying, bro. I look at the context of everything. If you saw Josh doing that to his mom, we would be sitting here, then you'd be talking about Josh

like he was the weirdest motherfucker on earth. If, well, first of all, if you saw Phil or you're hearing or hospital or anyone doing it, you would be like this. First of all, Josh is a Jewish guy and the fact that he's Caribbean dancing with his mom is a little weird.

I agree. There's more about that. I think the Jews have been completely isolated from a culture of grabbing their mom's ass. It just doesn't really seem like it would work in their culture. No, not not. Honestly, as someone who is very close with their mother, I mean, I wouldn't do it. I think it's weird. I feel like we have a boundary level that doesn't, wouldn't cross that.

The biggest difference to me is that he seems like he's probably pretty close in age to his mom. So, like, really? His mom looks like 50 something. I would say closer than me. My mom is like, what, like 75 or some shit? Your mom is 75? Yeah. And you're 307.

So she's fucking damn near 40 years older than me. Okay. That's crazy. And like, you know. And like, what are you guys going to be dancing to? It's up to you. You know. Be somewhere beyond the sea.

If I'm 20. If I'm 20 and my mom's 38, then maybe I feel. little bit more comfortable joking around like that. I would still think no, but maybe. I don't think I've, I don't think I've ever kissed my mom in the mouth ever. Probably like never, like since I was probably done that by the time I was like nine.

Everybody picked their mom in the mouth. Yeah, but I'm just saying like, you kiss a baby and it's cute. And then at one point they just see. But you don't do it as like a grown. I have no memory of that ever. So it must have been when I was so young that I don't even remember. And I definitely never like even.

Don't kiss your dad in the mouth. Yeah. And I definitely never, I never playfully grabbed my mom's. ever that's kind of it is kind of weird I told him I think Kodak is just like he just I think he's very misunderstood

I'm gonna be honest with you and I feel like it was a joke that he took a little too far he probably didn't think I agree that it's a joke I just I mean it's a pretty shocking joke you think it was shocked like like y'all are making it seem like he literally was like trying to T row the situation

this is a big deal you're making everybody's talking about it you can bring this up to anyone pretty much right now and they're going to know But that's why. People talk about anything nowadays. And you know what? People will read a headline before they watch a bit. I just watched the whole clip, to be honest, it wasn't as crazy as y'all made it seen.

Now I'm going to say this. If I would have seen the clip with just that part, then it would have, the context would have been a little different. We just watched the whole two minutes of them, like, dancing before. So you think punch is bugging? Who? Punch from TD? I feel like he said he didn't see the whole thing. He won context.

A lot of people said that. Bro, when I first, when I first seen. it, I watched the whole thing and I was like, it looked like, like, when you first posted on no jumper page, I just seen like maybe 30 seconds of it. I'm like, I don't want to see this man to keep dancing with his mom. And I was just like, he's having fun with his mom. I didn't even go back to this shit. Yeah, yeah. I mean, I would just, I would just suggest against it. Don't play with your mom like that. Yeah, it's a little weird, but especially on the internet, too. Like, you know, especially if you have a history of like being called out for stuff like that,

like. He's clearly not trying to avoid controversy. I just think that he is. This is fun to him. I think he's oblivious, like, in the moment that what he's doing is going to cause such a controversy. I'm going to also mention that... He probably passed the phone and went to his homies and somebody. Hey, record me dancing with my mom. But, hey, this is apparently not the first time that he's done this.

There's like another video. Yes. Okay. I haven't seen it, but apparently this is like... It's getting a little deep now. They don't think it's that out of the ordinary to joke around that way. I think that that's the whole reason why this is in the news is because a lot of people, like myself, did not know that anyone joked around like this.

with their mom. Yeah. And now I know. You gotta understand that there's just different people in the world. And there's different cultures, bro. Yeah. Like, even like right now, bro, us black people, right? We don't do the goddamn Jamaican jackhammer dancing. They don't be doing this shit. They motherfuckers be daggering and all the type of. No, I mean, you ever daggered before?

But I've definitely thrown. Like, you didn't jump off the fucking. I've swaned from up there onto the table on a bitch for show. Well, I mean, but you got that from somewhere. But he was like, I didn't actually do that. He rejected his own culture and adopted, like, white hipster culture. Kind of, yeah. Streetwear culture.

You're funny as hell. You rejected fucking Hashbrown city and came to LA. And I said, I'm going to link up with the Lux. Got a one little fight on my dad. That shit. That shit was amazing. That shit was actually hilarious.

Redo the intro to Fresh Prince and make it about Adam moving to LA to hang out of a game out. We should make that a real-life video. No, honestly, we should make a whole song. Honestly, I'm a high key down. No, let's do that shit for real. Let's go. Who going to shoot it, Trevor?

Hey on, he'll text y'all. Yeah. I'm not trying to draw attention to myself. What do you mean? I don't want to make a weird skit about me moving out of the gang members. We wouldn't say it. It sounds funny. It sounds funny, but no, but we go to Hasbroound Town and we, bro.

That's where we should go on our trip. I'm willing to accept, no. I'm willing to accept people who want to send. You don't want to go to the National March? You don't want us to run into his own homies. I want to make. Adam used to watch us get dressed. I want to make a hash brown town shirt, but I need ideas for like what it could look like.

need 5% no I named it you might need 50 honestly you have no ownership of Hashbrown town you're not from Hashbrown town how you're gonna make a shirt with something that I gave you you weren't even if we make a Compton

shirt you weren't even down with the idea 5% for Compton shirt Compton in the Capcom font we already did no cap this is why this is why I need to stay on my 50 episode streak so I can do some merch this is why we need to do our own versus these ideas

these ideas are terrible He wants to stay all the revenue from our hat idea. Yeah. That sounds cool. Well, if you want me to make it and sell it, that's different. We should make the real jumper fitits and just have AD designed them. I want to get the hot machine after I've seen it in the mall in Pennsylvania. Oh, what?

You know, it's like 50 racks, right? It ain't that much. It's like a cool 20 piece. Your boy told me he got one for a deal. Oh, yeah, I know. I ain't going to expose him because he's still my home board right now. That's my nigga. I need that hat for the thing.

I owe him some bread, I'll just be the hot man for the rest of my deal. The hat man for the rest of my life, I'll just post up on Melrose and just hit me in my hat machine and just make some hats. But I go through phases, though, like after the hats, but before this, it was bandanas for like two years. I know. I know. I met you in a bandana phase, actually. I wore a bandana. I used to wear a bandana. Two, three years.

I don't like that for you. Then I grew my hair out and I was just having, like, the curly hair. You had the curly hair with the banana, though. Did you not? I switched it up a little bit. Then that was the hat. The candadas are too unc for you. You don't want that.

It makes you look like an old-school rapper. Does it? I know you like Ice Cube, but as soon as you put a bandana on, I feel like you just look away. I don't think I'll never see ice cube wear a bandana in my life. No, because you got to. When in like 1989. You got to take, you got to take in consideration the rest of the fit, though, too. So it's like if you drip in and you throw the bandana on.

I got a lot of designer now. As your manager, I would just rather see you go in more of a. My porn manager. Yeah, right. Where's my 50K of ads? I just, I don't want to see you doing the Power Ranger thing. I don't know, like it's not for you. Power Ranger thing.

No, I'm going to be honest. The last time I wore a bandana, that's why my car is fucked up because the nigga chased me down the street with a burner. And it was a green bandana. It wasn't even a red or a blue one. That means something to? I know. That's what I was thinking too.

Oh, yeah. That's why you had energy for Kiki. I had a moment. For Kiki? No, the other Kiki. Oh, I would cloud. Yo, you should have had Kiki. Fuck Kiki.

That's what I'm saying. She probably would be down. Oh, you know she's down. I'm saying we got to get the bro to be down. I follow her on Twitter bro now. ever since we squashed our little beef. And this is like her every day on Twitter. Like, oh my God, I want to suck a dick so bad right now.

That's every porn girl. She's the most OD that I follow. Not like, aren't you going to smash? After I'm a mutter. Yeah. Bro, every porn girl I know tweets like that. I need to have a conversation with it before we all do this scene, though, because my ideal scene that we would be doing together

would be me pretty much like destroying her face with dick. Like, I really want to just like... For talking to you crazy. Oh, yeah. A cup of beans on her, you know, like crack a beer. No. A cup of beans on her. How about you heat up?

90 hash browns. What is a hash brown? You're using the word of the shame. You don't know what a hash brown is? What is a hash brown? Like how many hash browns? He said, he just said 90. I said 90 hash browns.

Like 90 individual bags from the, from the store? From McDonald's, yeah. Oh, you get 90 of those. Those are individual hash browns. That's good. Yeah. You combine them into one major hash brown. One big hash.

And, you drop it on her head one major hasbrowns imagine 90 has browns bro you know it was a good you know it was a good idea i would love to see her covered in jizz and hasbrowns the idea that me and kelly came up with yesterday what uh i'm not going to say it again your thighs no we made we made like a a scene that we're going to do i support that allegedly we should start shooting like like parody porn but that's exactly um arietta did a fucking six nine porn. I know just like that. You did that? No, this is that the girl.

Why does she think y'all, you hate her? She like attacked me on Twitter. I forget. No, you want me to talk about why I have? Even though now that she has a dirty glove bastard interview? Yeah. That's my nigga, by the way. I'll just lay this story out before we. This is a porn girl.

We have about a half hour before we start opening packages. Pause. So she came on the podcast back in the days of the store. And I think that she was kept waiting for a lot. long time. So her and her friend smoked hell of weed. They got super fucking high. We do the interview. They're fucking fried.

They like, we're not good. Imagine waiting for Adam fucking five hours. For some reason, Lennon was on the interview as well. And then I think I put it out and then took it down again within like a couple hours because like people hated it so much. I was just like, you know what? I'm going to just take this down. Then

I think she did the 6-9 porn and I think Yadi tweeted about it. And then I I commented and I said that girl was off of Zan and she came on the podcast and I had to take it down. It was so bad. And then she got super mad because I said she was on Zan

even though that was what I thought. Yeah, but you came to be throwing drug allegations on everybody. I thought that we were on the same page. I think that like when I told her that I took it down that I thought we had a conversation that was basically like oh, she was fucked up when we did it.

Then she said no, I actually just smoked. That wasn't on Zan, you piece of shit. But she was mad. I mean, I would have been mad. I mean, bro. You just threw a Zan. You literally got thousands of fans that would not leave me alone about me doing ketamine. That's what I know you for.

But specifically getting pegged off the ketamine. That's what I'm saying. You've got me like, he can't be throwing drug allegations on the people. I would not have said that if I didn't think it was already like a agreed upon. Fact. What about her being off the exam? It just seemed that way. But she said no.

She might have been, you know. I think I apologized on Twitter or something or I think I DM her and she didn't respond. So maybe she'll forgive me now that she's. a dirty glove bastard. And then she fucking hangs out with fucking fresh when Fresh comes here. I was watching what a fresh's vlog that I just see him at that mall on fucking

Hollywood Boulevard with her. So random. I'm like, how did this go down? I would like to see the DMs that did a song for first too. I'd like to see the DMs that led to this. Fresh is rapping now. I heard. I mean, you kind of look like a rock out. Oh, Lord. Yeah. You got to die your beer green for the video?

We got to go to the video. That guy seemed so cool. from that story about it's it's it's gonna be a what can I say about the song the manned sphere is going to be very happy what about getting whoops getting like a high value man so basically getting on a song with fresh and mr. organic versus getting on a song with crickmack what's the difference versus getting on a song with house phone I did songs with all you guys but you get on a song with him you can make jokes about pegging and ketamine

no I got a saw a crick mac you got to just straight bang your hood and then you get on a song I don't like that voice. Well, that's how I talk. Bang your ball. Bang yo boy. Oh, you've been saying that? I heard you saying that. Bang no.

Anyway, or you do a song Mr. Organic and fresh, and I'm assuming you're not banging your hood and you're like talking about more general. Banging girls. It's like podcast rap or blog rap. It's like the manosphere. It's like we talking about high value man.

He switches it up. I hung out with him. Boom. He's talking about Pokemon Go in the song. Yeah, he was in the room. I do remember that. I was sitting right there playing Pokemon. To add him 22, I might take the porn route.

That's the fact. It sounded better in the actual song. Sometimes I'll say like random lines from songs and people will be very disappointed when they hear the song. They're like, oh, you made it sound cooler. Speaking of disappointed. Meek Mill. Oh. Was it sales a disappointment?

It feels like the thing that just happened between Kanye and Drake also just happened between academics and Meek Mill, except it's the off-the-record podcast versus the Meek Mill album. Okay, so did either you guys listen to the album, though? Absolutely. I listened to the album. I didn't even. I didn't even press play. I saw a bunch of commercials for it. Because, like, my brother-in-law was watching hell of football.

And so they're showing meat mill ads all these football games and shit. I'm like, what the fuck? Yo, he must have paid for some prime time advertisement. It was caught in some serious promo. The album was dope. You think it was good? I'll bug with it. I got to listen to it.

I don't want to go off. I mean, Meek is one of them artists, bro, was like, when he started coming out and shit, he was like motivation for niggas, you know what I'm saying, from the streets and shit like that. So, I mean, me personally, like, I know I always rooted for him and shit like that.

Yeah. I'm not taking anything away from, I was in Hawaii for the week. I was chilling out. I'm not really trying to take myself back to the streets of Philly. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I wish they all could be California girls.

That niggins said I wasn't trying to take it back to the streets of Philly. I mean, listen, I'm not trying to think about the chasers when I'm out there in Hawaii. Oh my God, I'm not to tell you guys the best thing about Hawaii. What? You made stitch? You made a middle right now?

So I show up. I also haven't seen that movie, but I know that some of the songs, Parker's into. Oh, how'd I? I show up. Lennel goes to use the gym. They're not letting people use the gym because the gym is open for like six hours. And it's like, it's open for an hour and a half. Then they have a one hour cleaning break.

Hawaii's nuts with the fucking COVID shit. That's fine. There's like multiple like hour long cleaning breaks for the gym while it's open during the day. But it's only open for six hours. I guess, yeah, or eight hours. It's like a short period of time and then there's these hell along breaks to clean it. Even though that's absolutely not how COVID is spread. Like you don't get COVID from just like being in the same room as somebody or whatever.

Cleaning the machines is not going to make it less likely you get COVID. Either way, Lena goes in there the next day. Guess who's there? Mr. Organic. Addison Ray. Close. Ah. Addison Ray was staying.

What did she do? TikTok. But like, that's it? Is that adorable? Yeah, she's a TikToker. She, like, does little dance videos and stuff. So she's in the gym at our resort in Hawaii with security. At the gym?

At the gym. At the gym. She's not playing. She's not playing. And she's at a resort. To be honest, I was kind of surprised that she wanted to stay at this resort, only because it's like she's so famous that her having security was probably like a Really? What do you think is gonna happen to her at a fucking resort?

I was running up on a TikTok girl like that. Kids mostly? Or like anyone who wants to take a photo with one of the most famous people in the world right now? She's huge. Anyway, she's one of the most famous people in the world? Yeah, I would say. I would say, keep her up, Josh? I forgot. You think like in the rankings of like most famous people in the world, I'm pretty sure she's like.

I think of Beyonce. Well, she's like best friends with the Kardashians and shit. Is she in the top of her? She's in the top 20? How many Instagram followers you got? She got to be top 10 most famous women in the world right now. Are you joking? She's kind of hot.

And she's from fucking Lafayette, Louisiana. How many Instagram followers she got? Her network is only 5 million. She has the most followers on TikTok. TikTok's one of the biggest. She has the most followers on TikTok? Yeah. Charlie DeMillo might have more.

Jesus. I don't know. Who the fuck is Charlie Gaville more? Charlie Gilles. Wait, she's in movies and TV. He does all that now. Wait, click on her Instagram. She got a Netflix deal and stuff because she blew up on TikTok so much.

Let's see the IG runtime. We're so out of touch and we don't know who this is. Honestly, I think we're supposed to know who this is. 40 million phones. Sheesh. She's pretty high. She got a four in her bio. You know how much that's probably worth?

Probably a cool meal without even thinking about it. But, yo, look, this is like her where we stayed. Oh, she's fire. Click on the horse one, though, because this is how I realized that she didn't pay for her vacation like me. Wow. Bless. Thankful. Happy.

Hashtag only at Turtle Bay. Hashtag Turtle Bay Resort. At Turtle Bay Resort. Imagine getting DM by Turtle Bay. Click through the photos, though. We're going to fly you out. Come stay with us for free. Did you get on the horses?

I did not do the horse thing. And these pictures are not even good. I mean. She just posted some regular-ass pictures. 1.6 million views. The 1.6 million people who say otherwise. Yeah, she's a goat. You know, she probably got hella paid for this post.

just for this one post She probably got paid To bring her up today No I don't know Maybe she Yeah she might have been paying us I was wondering that though

Like do you think that she fucking Like just got the trip for free Or do you think that she got paid I forgot to tell you guys She got the time Followed by low wop Followed by Gwap Followed by Gwap dead

No no No she definitely Got paid For the trip It's cool that I interviewed Someone who had sex with her Oh AD

No Bryce off All right I was like On another no I forgot to tell you guys I got you guys all dinner tonight What? Banging Bonds is here What is a banging bun?

It's like chicken sandwiches and shit Really? It's all for you after the show Damn Look Josh gets the fuck up Like Josh immediately stands up Josh just jumped out of slumber To go get that Wow that was fucking

Okay yeah He left with Riley in charge He didn't even say nothing Honestly Riley be holding it down Like fucking Yiri be just bullshit And around what we do in the streams Here's a piece of shit today Yeah no

No use arguing about Yeah But you want of those stuff Super funny The dude who gave me the fucking surf lesson, he told me that at some point Addison's team was trying to get her a free surf lesson. What? I mean. So she's worth like $10 million and can't even pay $100 for the surf lesson?

Did you take surf lessons? I did. And you liked it? He should have. That was sick. Like, would you do it again? You should support black business and pay my homie to give you for surf lessons. Maybe we can just hang out.

He'll get you shot. Yeah. Where does he go? Where does he go swimming in? I'm not going to say what beach. Where's he go surfing at? I don't want people to come find my own. People are going to be able to be like, oh, that beach.

No, for real. The beach I painted. He said, there ain't no turtles. What's going on the beach? I painted this, like, Pokemon-like beach, and he said it doesn't exist. What? Yeah. Why did you paint a beach?

He meant, like, a mental image. You weren't here last week. He said that he would go surfing. I'll try it. Only if Podlord is the... Shout out to my nigga, Black Luka. Shout out to Ryan from the... the Jamie O'Brien's surfing experience

at Turtle Bay. I don't know if you'll ever see this, but that was the guy who... He definitely is gonna... Somebody's gonna send this to him right now. But now I'm a... Dude, fucking Ryan! They were talking about you on no jumper.

Possibly. But now I'm talking to the dude Jamie O'Brien who like owns this whole little surfing operation or whatever. He's like this huge YouTube vlogger and his vlogs are just... This guy's like the best life ever. He just goes surfing every day.

He's ridiculously good. Just fucking killing it out there. And then he makes all these vlogs of him just going out surfing. It's kind of fascinating. You're going to try to convince him to do porn. That's exactly what you're going to go do. I'm going to leave him to whatever way he wants to make money. I'm going to just let him do it.

You're going to try to convince him to do an ocean scene where he's fucking a girl. With the real Skybree. I'll convince him to turn my. She's going to be eating his ass on the ocean. In the 19th floor of Bumptropolis. I'm going to tell him. I got this guy I want you to collaborate. You're going to eat his ass in the ocean.

on the surfboard. You're going to cover his ass and seaweed. He'll eat his ass right through the wetsuit. Bro, we taught. His homie, too, he'd be like lowering people to sharks. Yeah, but we had a whole two-hour roast session of just baby shark. That need to have a show now. Who, baby shark?

He's that. Is he growing up shark now? He's that. Grown up shark. Do do do do do do do. Growing up shark did do do do. By the end of the trip to why I was just r razzed. happen nonstop to the point where the kids just like I heard my nephew go to his mom my sister

mom uncle Adam won't stop turning everything into a song I was pretty proud that's kind of the way you turn things in the songs you'd be sounding like Abraham Lincoln and stuff what fuck four score seven years ago nothing ever matters anymore that's not that I'm gonna say four scores than seven years ago. What are you talking about? Anyway, I'm looking through here. Oh, can we please pull up our WoVicki video?

Yeah, what the hell was that about? I just want to get some thoughts about this WoVicky video. Yuri? I watched a video of her at Cool Kicks buying sneakers. You got your food? They used her as ClickBade. Shout out to Cool Kicks.

Do my guys, man. Josh, I thought he was going to get food. He came back with it. We actually got some collapse shit we got going on right now. I fuck with them heavy. Shout out to them. Bull kicks? Yeah.

Do my guys, man. What about bull kicks? I wouldn't shop there. You wouldn't? What if it came out tomorrow? You're not truly Joe Biden. What if it came out like bookies and bicks tomorrow? I'm sloid.

You got to unmute it. Wait, huh? Is she still back on this again? You got to watch it a couple times. I know her parents have to be so upset. Bro, she probably making hell of bread. They probably not upset with shit. No, but you know, like, you know,

and you got like the real old white people who don't. like niggas. They like, Who wants to be one of those niggas? I don't feel like it has ever occurred to Woviki that she's white. I mean, look. A put-ass-ah-ha-ho could never.

The translation there is a pussy-ass-ho could never. Where is she from? She's from Atlanta. She's from Atlanta. She really from Atlanta. Does she grow up like around

the people on Atlanta? That's what it seemed like. I think yes. I mean, hey. See, look, this is the whole thing. It's like viewing shit from people.

perspective is very hard for other people. So it's like, it is hilarious to like watch her do this, but I don't think that is inauthentic though. I think. Unauthentic. I think she is the person that she is acting like on there.

Like I've never really like, like she hams it up a little bit. Like I don't think she's at home like, oh my God, Sally. Like, I don't know. And then talking like this. Well, Vicki is like the hopped ones. Honestly. Honestly, she might be. They should work together.

because I don't see why haven't they're cut from the same cloth. But like if you ever been to the hood, if you're from the hood, and if there's a couple white people sprinkled in, they're going to come out of adapting to their environment and like it's going to seem like they're putting on like a character or like putting on an act. When you're jerking off, do you ever think about Rico Reckles, smash him, Will Vicki?

Why? I didn't even know that fact. I don't know. But they did a podcast with me together, and it seems like they were fucking, that might have been where it was going. And then I've seen him together. Where's Rico reckless at? Locked up, I'm pretty sure. Is he really?

Yeah. I feel like you just put that on any black person, though, at some time. I've seen comments. Oh, wait a minute. I thought you was talking about what's the girl rapper name? Rico nasty. Oh, that's why I was visioning. I'm sorry.

No, no. Rico nasty and Whoa, Vicki didn't have a lesbian in the Cizzer Fest and love affair. No, I swear. When you said that, I was just thinking that. I don't care if that only fans of $50 I'm copping for Rico Nasty versus Wo Vicki's scissor match Okay, stop it, stop

Put some respect on Rico Nasty Yeah, I'm sorry for being her up He's heterosexual as far as well When I... Bro, when I say like You know like her and Coyler-Raea-Had like a little You're bisexual No, I think cis means you're like

Bell the other day on the stream I don't know what nothing is more Yeah, I don't know what Cess is looking at his phone He looks angry as fuck and goes Yo, what is heterosexual Hey, did you watch a Dave Chappelle special? Oh, I loved it. Oh, man.

I didn't get through the whole thing, but one day I'm going to tell that girl. I knew your father, and he was an incredible woman. I was like, oh! I jumped out of my chair and my Dave, you don't know what they're going to do to you after this shit. I don't think Dave can get canceled at this point. He never can't. And you know what's cool about this is you finally get to see Netflix actually standing up to the way. They stood on their shit.

They can't not. For the first time ever. You got to at least have comedies back for once. Let this motherfucker say what he wants. I've seen people on Twitter really like honestly arguing that like jokes are bad and jokes are how discrimination starts. But you know what's crazy too. It's like, that's my guy. You want any car?

Wait, but look, but you know, but you know what's crazy? It was so many people in the replies on Twitter and shit that were saying that they did not watch the special. How can you comment on something you haven't watched at all? Oh, Josh, you hear that? We'll talk about that tomorrow. People will really sit there on Twitter and just make shit, like have a full-blown conversation about this kind of shit, as if it's not worth their time to go watch the thing that they're arguing about.

Like, if you're going to be putting so much effort into arguing something, you should at least back it up. I'm glad you're saying this right now because I'm just stealing it in and not. Stop making it about you. Stop. He's harnessing the power. Talk about Dave Chappelle without making about yourself. the thing about it though is that what Dave is saying

shouldn't be controversial to say I didn't hear him say one thing that I think is actually controversial you just know how people are going to take it I've seen all of them yeah I've seen all those he says he said he went way crazier but bro I thought watching that I thought that um

I'm trying to say the word right trans people Okay, trans people would have like a more respect for him because of the Daphne person that killed themselves, bro. Like he gave, he gave they, uh, I'll just leave, I'll just be quiet. Yeah, he's doing good. This is the important when you're talking about the day. I respect that. I respect that. The important thing to know when you're talking about the days is that you can agree with them on 99% of things.

But if you disagree with them on one percent, then they will swarm. upon you like locusts and they will take you, they will take your home that will get you fired. They're the least understanding people on earth and they want you to comply with every single thing that they believe. Do you think everyone is like that though? I would say that that's

the general, you know, character of their community for sure. They're definitely not about just letting everybody have their own opinions and none of them would even pretend that that is the case. But that's like what Des Chappelle was saying is like, you guys don't want people to shun down on y'all, but y'all shun down on

other people as well. I don't even, I don't know if that's just, uh, if that is just, uh, subject to just a trans community. I think that's just like, woke people in general.

Yeah, I think that's just like cancel culture, you know, angry mob shit in general. That's why everybody looks at that special and it's so on all of it, because nobody can believe that Dave would actually take on a fight like that against people who, you think it was him taking on a fight by making some jokes.

Are you fucking serious? You don't think that he knows what is going to happen when he does something like that? Like, so blatantly obvious. It happens to the same exact thing happens to everybody who says anything even close to that. He just actually let it all hang out and said such controversial things as if you were born with a penis and you had it changed into a vagina at some point in your life, then you are a different type of woman than a woman who was born being a woman. That is actually considered to be offensive now. For him to even, and he makes a joke out of he says, you know,

oh, you got the impossible pussy, whatever. He makes it funny. But I mean like the The fact that it's considered offensive to acknowledge that there's a difference there is fucking insane. That's why a lot of times comedians are like the only ones who will kind of tell the jury. And like Netflix is not. Are we comedians? If that was a documentary about that said some of the things basically that Dave Chappelle said there, Netflix would never in a million years stand by it. But because it's comedy, it gives them a, you know, there's a reason why people are applauding that shit.

Why has a 99% approval on fucking. Rotten Tomatoes. And meanwhile, all the critics are shitting on it. It's like just a massive difference between the media and what people actually think. If you ever watch a Chappelle show, bro, what do you expect? Like, his whole thing was being edgy and saying controversial things. And bro, like, he's the fucking goat, bro.

Can't say none about Dave Chappelle, bro. The way he words shit and the way he just puts it together, I feel like it's just like. Because, okay, but think about it, Chappelle show era, he's mostly goofing on his own people and white people. And that, yeah, just like the, neither of those. And neither of those are going to be considered offensive because Dave Chappelle could say whatever the fuck he wants about white people and black people don't care. And he can say whatever he wants about white people and white people don't get a hell of a say. Because if you get offended by it, then you're just going to look like fucking Ben Shapiro or some shit.

How dare you talk about white people, whatever. It's like he chose to actually have an honest conversation about a protected group who you're not allowed to pick on. You're not allowed to pick on gay people. For some reason you can have an opinion about like every other class of people. but for some reason you can't have any opinion about LGBTQ shit. It's just, it's madness. And I mean, I do think it was a very brave thing

for him to take that on. He's doing, this is the thing. He's doing what you kind of wish that everybody would do, which is you get so rich and successful that nobody can fucking destroy your livelihood. And then you actually say the things that you think, which is very out of the ordinary,

because most of the billionaires and shit who own companies, the people who own Apple and Google and shit like that, they have their own fucking, and woke psychopath employees basically holding the companies at gunpoint and they're too scared to come out and say like,

hey, let's keep politics out of work. They won't do it because it's true. They don't want the smoke. They're afraid that their brand, their company will be destroyed as a result. And somebody like Dave Chappelle has, whatever amount of money he has. Obviously, he's filthy rich,

but he doesn't have as much money as, you know, Apple. But he feels like, fuck it. I'm just going to say what I think. No, that's the fact. Anyway, there's my rant. for the day. For the day. I feel like you have most of a rants throughout the day. All I do is rant, man.

All I do is rant, rant, rant, no matter what. Rantman from Housbound Town. Got rants on my mind. Let me see what else we might have right here. I don't really want to talk about Tyke again, book for beating up his girlfriend. You know, AD is not going for none of that, man. He got to be in the club with Tiger tomorrow.

Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Hey, I ain't with none of the domestic shit. Oh, yeah, yeah. That's what I'll draw the line. Apparently the girl is like pretty well-known Cameron Swanson. Nica, she looked like, hey, let me hit that blunt. She looked like fucking Kylie Jenner to me. I thought that's who it was.

Yeah, she looked great, whoever the fuck she was. She's only 22 as well. But, I mean, it is kind of a crazy. It's crazy because, like, you hear a lot of, like, domestic abuse stuff, like a girl saying, oh, so-and-so beat me, whatever. It's kind of different because he, like, got arrested. Like, he actually got weapons and shit. Like, he actually got arrested.

Yeah, but like, I mean, that just... That was only 50K, he probably already out. You don't see a ton of that, you know? That's like kind of like usually like, it makes it stand out a lot, I will say. That means what? He only had to pay 5K? That niggas out. I don't want to talk about this fucking girl that black fishing.

Well, actually, I guess we... How do you feel about this? Actually, I don't really feel like the photo... Yeah, yeah, look. I need some real pictures of her. I'm not real familiar with what you're talking. Her name is Jesse Nilsen and she's the singer of Little Mix. And I guess right here you can see kind of the transition.

Get it. She's saying that she's a little. By the end. Wait, that's where she started? Yeah. That's her. And then by the end. This is the same girl.

She's Rachel Dozel. Okay. Whoa. That's kind of crazy. Yeah. But that's just plastic surgery and like, I don't know. Okay. She gets the melon and shots like that one in the year.

And the whole thing that made it crazy though is that. No, wait. Wait. Mickey Minaj attacked is defending her. That's her next to Nicky Minaj right here on the left? Yeah. What the fuck is going on? Okay.

is kind of crazy. I'm not even going to hold you. I'm going to be honest with you though. Have you ever seen like a bodybuilding contest? Yeah, they are super like tan and shit. They fucking have like seemingly universally agree that if they make their skin like a darker ton of brown that you'll be able to see. That's not what she's doing. Definition and the muscles and stuff. No, but I'm saying is it so different to think that like the natural evolution of women wanting to look good?

One of the things that women do when they want to look good is they go out and they tan or they get in the tanning booth. Yeah, but like. I just kind of think. that this is like the natural way that things will play out in the long run. Don't you come in here trying to look like me in house phone. Yeah, like I was just in the sun. You should see the back of my leg. Shit, pink as fuck.

Bro, look at that picture. She literally looks like Nikki Minaj in that picture. What's wrong with wanting to look like Nikki Minaj? I want to look like Nicki Minaj. I'm getting a BBL. It's because you're taking the attributes of a black woman without having to deal with the repercussions of actually being a black woman. I just want to know what her opinion is.

on it. Like is she denying, is she denying that she's doing the thing that it seems obvious that she is doing? Does she come from a place like, well, Vicki? Or she just came from somewhere and I have no idea who this person is. You got, you got to look at it like this. It's like, okay, at least someone like, whoa, Vicky isn't actually changing their skin tone and like trying to like literally like, bro, that's, that looks like, that went from like Karen to like Carisha. She just talked. my mama well vicky just talks with a crazy ass fucking

yeah but at least she's like still white nigger that bitch don't even look white don't we have Yuri come over and take my seat while I go take a piss before we start opening the packages why are we gonna have Yeri do that so you guys can assault him all right he fucking handed me a weapon

I'm walking away to the blunt yeah ah here I'm gonna pee and I'm gonna come back and we're gonna open all these packages I'm gonna stab you in a neck when you come back Josh's gonna be like oh lady don't take this one

I'll share of well today I need the fucking banging buns boss Yeah the banging buns shout out the bagging pooch Shout out to poocho Shout out to pucho Shout out the banging buns

I'm trying to bang some buns But you know it's going to be loud as fuck Right I honestly don't think we should open all these That's so many I want You see some hats I already know some hats

That black box is a hat for sure All right come on Should we just start doing it? Let's just start doing it Fuck Adam Come on Give me the black box first Huh

I want to see if this is the brand that I thought it was okay it's already you just have to flip it open It's already on that I'm out of breath from bringing those boxes what up what of like never mind What is like anthrax it's I'm joking it's a bomb and yeah run away You said it was already open you're it is and you just have to like there's a certain way Oh my gosh, he's gonna rip it open I know there's a it's it's it's okay Here, let me see. I'm a little high. I hit the blunt.

We're just all too faded to figure this out. Adam just walks in looking like, hey, guys, when a party? Like, you look like an undercover out of fucking... He's like, hey, you know what the drugs are. It's right there. That's right. Thank you, Yuri. What did you guys say to him?

Literally nothing. Let's see, fuck it. Do you think we should all take a package? Let's see. And I see you. Oh, shit. These are hard. Oh, my God has a hat in it.

You know, we got... Oh, okay. Yeah. Green nose to you. Hey, green nose to your, what's going on? Does this seem like a party foul? Yeah, it was. Sorry.

No boxes on the table. Okay. You got some hats right there. This could be part of the hat battle. It didn't come with a note. Oh, no, yeah. You got to grab the left of house phone. I'm sitting here.

Now, warning, you should avoid reading the whole letter because that will take us forever. This ain't no fucking letter. This is just some shipping information. Oh, these hats are cool. These could totally be in the hat battle. Look at. They got hearts on it? No, those are super far. far away from that. Wait, why is this from No Jumper?

Oh, that's a return. Available at Nojumper.com. I said, what the fuck? That always happens, but it's always funny. No Jumper store. No Jumper. Love everything you guys do for the culture. Love, but I don't know. What's the name of his brand? Rep the brand. Oh, Rep the. Okay.

RTB. What does the H stand for? Maybe it's a lowercase R. Heroin. I think it's a lowercase R for, no, it is an eight. You wouldn't rock this? I think it's a cool shirt. Let me see. That is. I'll wear that to the sign center.

Yeah, if I was going, if I was like... But it's like the bloods and the cribs joined together. Nah, I got a icebox where my heart used to be so cold. I'm so cold. There's more your style, Adam. I'm going to be honest with you. Yeah, that shit was not bad. This shirt is coming from NTS Lab.

They need to NFT that shirt. NTS Lab. Shoot them a Google if you want to check it out. I got an ice box. Yeah, honestly, like, I'm a place where you should put all the items. I'm gonna throw it out here. I'll throw everything to get you. You fucked up by saying that, buddy.

Here we go. Okay, wait. Death upon earth. Is this more no jumper returns? That's pretty fucking true. What if it was all no jumper returns? That's all it was. That's definitely happened like multiple times.

But this one says, oh, these are hardest fuck. Let me see. Oh, hold on. I'm taking the DJ's crew on all the top. What? You got rap teas? Let's check them out.

There's three different colors. Give me the, Different ones. Give me the great one. This is from Dead with pleasure from Queen Creek, Arizona. I actually remember this guy DM in me because I've seen the shirt before. Let me get the great one. Keep in mind that if you want any of these, probably like the dude will like send you

them too, so we don't have to be super greedy. That's a fact. But just know, just know I'm taking this one though. Who is that? That's DJ Shrew? Oh shit. I got the sunguise on. It's kind of hard to see.

This is Rez World too? Resworld is an artist that does murals, custom clothing as well as custom. Those are all the same shirt, though? No. This one is another DJ screw, but it's a large. Yeah, this one is hard. This one got a stain on it. Ironically.

Showed to the camera? Yeah, actually, I got a hell of the same. What is wrong with this guy? You barely showed it to the camera. Same phone fuck you want. Okay. With the beeper on it. Hey, this nigga is going hard.

I can't even hold you. Dead with pleasure. Hey, and their blanks are on pro clubs, which is I think those shirts are cool. Yeah, the fucking stained up one, of course. Of course, you would think the stained up dirty one is cool. Whatever. Honestly, I'm, hey, these...

I respect the fans. Fed out Resworld. These two dead were pleasures coming with me. Somebody could have his last one. I'll take the perp. I'll be a fucking... Sprite shirt. Hey, Adam, I wanted to show you my

appreciations of the No-Jumper podcast by giving some of my clothing brand merch to you guys. Keep up the good works. Death upon Earth. Congratulations. You officially stepped into the unknown. Much love Brin McIntosh I think I got me a black hoodie

That's kind of random I like it I'll rock it What you think of this is? No I actually do like that actually Honestly that's better than any other hoodie I've seen you wear whoa That's hard

That's super hard Who made that? Oh that's sick as fuck Yeah, super hard Who wants it? Let me see you don't like it It's cool Let me see

Hey my son Yeah it looks kind of small I think that's you Adam The way a lot of these go Is that I wear them and then they get passed down to Josh. But I was definitely this is my favorite thing

I got in a lot. What was the brand? That's super hard. This is 1025 into the unknown. Oh, wait, speaking of clothes, guess who I,

guess who I DM'd? We had a little back and forth. That's pizza. I'm like, nigga, what's up with this fucking, what's up with this shit? He was like,

he was like, wait, this is my homeboy's brand. He was like, he was like, Jesus, he was like, Jesus, you want me to refund you?

And I was like, you know what, bro? I'm being that guy. that people are to me. But he was like, he stopped me. He was like, you know what? Thank you for pushing me because

motherfuckers will wait forever. So shout out to ass pizza. But shit my order, though, for Oh, look, this is my homeboy, this is a scam. This way he's running. Yeah, I like this show. I'm going to rock this shit, too.

That is hard. That's the pond earth. Oh, that's definitely Adam's swag. Scams. I like the scams drip. Yeah, they got, he sent me this already. Wait, what about this?

Just wavy merch. Wavy gang? Wavy. Wavy. Why are you just throwing them? You gotta like show their fucking shit before you- I shout it to them. That's a fact.

You got a couple more death upon earth graphics right here. I'm not really I'm not really a fan of it. Here. Give him a glimpse of it. Oh, this one's cool. Let me see. Death upon her.

I like that one. What? No, that's white. You can have white. You don't talk with the white. I'm so high. I sweat so much. Of course Adam wants the white version.

This is a love and loyalty entertainment. All right, this is California Island Boy. Oh, what? California Ivan Boy, wavy international. I like the sound of that. Wait a minute. Happy Born Day, Yazzie. Yazi, Gina, and Laura.

How old is this? Little Lee types whole fessions. No jumper love loyalty, E&T. That's a lot. Yazi gang and Little Lee. That's fire. Sorry, she's not here. Shut out of.

All right. out to Desert Winds LLC. This is to Laura, too. I think this is Adam drip. Adam drip. Like Adam type drip. This nigga, yeah, Adam, this is your type of drip.

Look at this one. Overnight. Oh, that's kind of hard. I like that one. That's kind of hard. And on the back it says, only here for the night. Oh, yeah, 80's taking that to his one-night stands after the club.

Slide it to me. Because he's sober now, so he's taking all the drunk girls home. Oh yeah. No, I'm not. Wait, what is this? This is a... Hey, you know, I love a good brown tea. Dreg music?

Oh, that's super hard. Yeah. But that's the, what you call a logo? I see it? Not spitfire, but... Yeah. Dread music. Shut out world industries.

Who wants it? I like this brown tea. Josh, who wants it. Oh! Whoa, what happened? Yeah, be careful. What did you throw? Wait, wait, wait, wait.

Let me see the brown tea. Is you? What is this? Oh, this overnight? This is hard. You got a, nigga, showed it overnight. He put a bunch of stickers in here, too. I showed it.

This goes crazy. I like that one, too. You know what me? I might take a good brown tea home, always. That's what I say. I like the brown one. Yo, I didn't have to open it in this one. Can I see that?

Kniggin'u. You got fingers, Cuff? I don't like that. You got fingers, Cass? Tiny finger. Tiny finger. All right, this is from crazy goods. they coming straight out of Boston Massachusetts, Boston.

Sounds cool. Or Adam 22, fresh and fit after that good old shower. Senior Post saying send this some merch, so I send in all for the revenue fit. Yeah, send, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, I like that one. That is kind of, it's kind of demonic. It's kind of demonic and weird.

Guilty. That's some hash brown type. That's some hash brown. You're not down for the guilty? That's for you, Adam. That's some hash brown. I'm going to check this on two seconds, but we got the guilty merch. We got hell of,

merch. Okay, I'm not a fan of this thrasher logo, like, rip. What they make it say? Oh, no. That's a horrible way right there, man. It's you, Adam. You gotta fuck with that Zaza. The Zazzoom. It's a Zazzo. I'm not rocking that Zaza. This is from sad psychos. Get us to Yuri. Hey, what's this one said? Call for revenue.

Oh, wow, look at that. All four revenue. Yeah. We're getting bred. Why is this called sad psycho? The best or like the worst part about this, though, is that when you let all the employees, like, have all this stuff, they stop wearing no jumber stuff and they start wearing all these random brands. Oh, this is from home fam. I'm keeping this one.

Oh, that one's for me. No, I requested that from them. Okay. But I will. Hey, open it all. Slot me a box. Yeah, you got enough. You got a slight as one team.

Let me get a home film. I just want to make sure I get a... Hope you enjoy your pieces. Let me get a piece from there. Shout out to Drew from Home Film, LA. Hey, send me some shit too, nigga. Yeah, Drew tap in with us. I've been talking to him.

That's why I see. Me and Housemoan a group now. No, honestly, for real, for real. It just caught us. Oh, this shit looks cool. What the fuck is this? Oh, that's super dope, dude. Oh, it's a button up?

That's kind of hard. A button up with all kinds of foreign money. That's definitely you. Yeah, that's... Adam type beat. These are all like the same shirt, but this is this... Are you going to open up the home femme? This brand is called Sin Phranos.

Honestly, their shit is kind of hard. Are you going to open up the home film? I am. Yeah, I want to see. Momentarily. With that one, sir. This one looks kind of hard. This is Marino.

They sent me some shit before, too. This is Plotocracy. Pluto. Pluto, Elechristy. Is this a Marino? I thought it was. I really thought that's what it was. That might be some,

no, I think that actually is a marino shirt on top. I swear to God. Yeah, because I have one. I have one that has the exact. Where did the Marino? How did the Marino get mixed in with this? Oh wait, this is all Marino Oh, we definitely wait wait wait hold on hold on hold on is all Marino. Yeah, let me get the shorts That's a Marino pack yeah Yeah, what the fuck that's definitely for me. Yeah, yeah

This is for a house phone Oh, no I don't It's an attitude. Hey I'm taking these shorts though for sure. Okay, I'm getting all of them, but Mm-hmm What's on the shorts? They're large. Yeah, that's you. I already got this shirt.

I'm not going to hold you. I have these shorts already, but I have the green ones. Look, we got an Al Bundy shirt. Okay, Hall Bundy, home femme, sent me. Is it really? Yes. Oh! You want it?

Is it? I'll take it. Let me see it. You need that, bro. You need that. You need that. I'm taking the choice though. Marino Infantry V-Lon?

Yeah. Oh, what? What's that? Yeah, you snapped. I took this one. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Take the regular one. You got the V-Lone.

You got it. I don't want a hog at all. No, I took some shorts. I got that one already. Yeah, I got that one already, too. These are all Marina infantry too. Slide out of the box. Shut out of Marina.

Whoa, shit. Damn, Erie. Did this shit come from Amazon? Who the fuck is Alpine? Who the fuck is Carlo? Who the fucking? Who the fucking? Who the hell is Carl?

Oh, shout out to Yuri for putting me back into it. Oh, that is hard. Yeah. Oh, hey, slide it. Damn, that's hard. I rock it. Hard. I'm getting way too much drip right now.

Oh, God. Like, nigga, you don't even know how to dress. You don't even know how to throw it on, my boy. Same shit you would be putting on. I want that one. Exactly. Slide it. Let me open this up.

Honestly, I wish I would have got to the Marino V loan first. It was hard. Just right under this camera. You want that? No, I know. Just hide it. I think is it I was like that's the V-L-O-L-1.

Wait, I want this world one right here. I want that one. The shirts are so thick that I keep thinking it's going to be a long sleeve. Wait. This is a right... somebody sent you a random mug. This is like... This is like Lina's fucking, like, Christmas gifts or some shit. Check it out.

Fire. I'm gonna rock some of this shit. Yeah, Hovem is crazy. I'm mad I missed the V-Lone. I actually have that, sir, but the white one. This definitely can't be for Adam. This stuff like a baby shower box. Yeah, this is crazy.

Yeah, maybe it's Parker. Parker drip. That's nail those aromas. I don't know what the fuck is going on with it. Let me see the knife. It's a knife. Yuri fucking, ah, Yuri fucking didn't give me the marino box on purpose because he didn't want me to fucking get the V-Long. Yeah.

And you, you ratting me out. I was going to put it to the side. This guy sent some shockloss. We was going to share it. I wasn't going to. We could award. Look at this. We got hours out the week.

Honestly, niggas be doing. A drinking card game. Oh. Drinking. You know what? You know what? Wait, wait. I owe them some Instagram promo because they paid me for promo.

I forgot to post it. But shout out to him. I'm about to post it right now. Actually. Ben, what's this? Ben Dachie bless. Hold on. I'm literally.

Wait, he asked me to play this on, like to play this game on, on the podcast, but we don't got an alcohol to drink. This is Ben to cheer. I'm like this is an Adam shirt We're getting close to the You can rock that You want this random mug It's not even anything on it

It's a random mug I need a knife or some shit to open It's a knife Slimey no ear What the fuck is it Where's some sneakers at? I know somebody sent some sneakers they had to Hey somebody

If they got some high rollers in here Please This is how you get them That'd be hard honestly Hey man, shout out to charge it to the game, man. It's a drinking game. I'm going to open this bitch up and play it later with the homies, but charge it to the game, check them out, man.

Shout out, charge it to the game. This is your dig. Oh, my God, your dig is back, and he has apparel? You dig return with apparel. Oh, my God. Will the half battle be embracing off the goop records? Keep your feet moving. Are you down with off the goon?

Damn, that shit got all over me. Is that a yes or no? What is that? Look at your dig apparel. Bro. We found you dig and he made clothes. Shut out off the goop. I'm on the goop, pet.

She wants some water. Josh is smacking his banging buns right now. He's buzzing right now. I'm hungry. And then on the back it says fashion goon. Huh? You had the shit already? I'm like, look.

I'm like, hmm. Where's that? Damn it. Hey, Jay, hey, hey, hey. These are you a tiny shirt, tiny pants. Swat. Swat. Swat.

Hey. Adam. Who is going to be lucky enough to be blessed with you wearing the V loan for the interview? You got to save that for, like, somebody. I'm going to have to speak about it with my team. Yeah, no, for real. Like, you got to see who you got scheduled for the next two weeks. Can we end this so we can eat?

I don't know what this brand is. I only want to end this so I can eat. I would keep going, but I'm hungry. Yeah, me too. We got so much shit that it's kind of mind-blung. But we just opened it really fast to be fair. You know what you should do? Anal.

You should hit up Nav, do the interview, wear the V-Lone. I'm trying to hit Nav for a show. Yeah, relax. Shout out to all the brands, man. Shout out to all the brands. You're going to see us wearing the shit. We'll tag you if we can figure it out. I just took

It was like a drip explosion Yeah it was like just Hey wait hold on Josh got some crazy Pro Club cargoes on Where you get those from I got those too They showed up in the house

Here one day You know what I need them to just send me Unlimited white t-shirts Because I wear pro clubs Every day literally under something So I'm like Why am I still buying pro clubs

To get Yuri and Bossanova playing Oh my fucking god Wait first of all Basso already got the drip though But that's what's cool though is that you're going to get to see them. You can't even fit those. You're going to get to see them.

Do they're too big for them? They're going to take some of the sort of whack pieces and try to finesse it. And try to finesse them up. Put it with the right pants. Put it with the right hat to sort of pull it off. I'm never going to give Yuri anything again because I gave him a pair of shoes. Look what I just got. Ooh.

Look, I gave Yuri. The big misspelled party in the title? Oh, wow. What's the last word? Shout out. What the fuck? I don't have that. Let me check your email.

Lina does not know my email. 1,000 percent. How does you know my email? I don't know. Yours is probably in your bio. You did ask me. Check your emails. It's probably in there.

It's probably in there. The Parker First birthday party is coming soon. That's hard. Let me see. Do I have the RSVP? Yes, you do. Yeah, do we have to or kind of just pull up? Do you think it matters if we have alcohol?

You should have... Not for a kid's birthday party. I don't care if you got it in that. Kids love alcohol. Little kids love getting drunk. No. that's inappropriate um no but i was thinking you know maybe we could have like a brand just like serve alcohol the thing or we could just buy a bunch of jugs at costco and just sort of have people

pour their own oh just get it yeah just get gorilla uh what's the shi go jungle they is called jungle juice though maybe i should just get a bunch of old the 40s yeah you know you should have seaman for him too parker this is the cookie monster I'm so hungry I'm about to smack these bank Yeah we're out of here I'm about to quit Hey

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