No Jumper - The No Jumper Show Ep. 118

Starting point is 00:00:00 It's weird. I'm like always expecting to get like copyright claimed by like Disney, D.C. What? Off just dressing like the characters? Doesn't that kind of make sense? I don't think so. Do you don't think Disney's going to be like, that ain't the beast? That's a crit. I'm beast cause.

Starting point is 00:00:16 Beastie because. Beastie cut. So what were you about to ask me? Bye, Gina. Why did you feel the need to go so hard with this? You know, since the M&M costume, it's been kind of dry over here for Halloween, you know, I just haven't really gone hard. That was in the middle of the hair transplant.

Starting point is 00:00:32 Actually, that's when it was. I remember that. That's true. How did you know that? Because you could tell. Damn. Looking back on it, now you could tell. You knew, huh?

Starting point is 00:00:41 Bees' crisis is a mid-life crisis. You my nigga, I'm not going to... I got the hair transplant done right after that. Really? And actually, this morning, while I was having my hair dyed blonde, I was thinking this is not something I think you're supposed to do as a person with a hair transplant. So I'm really pushing it to the limit right here. It looks fire, though.

Starting point is 00:00:56 I can't hold you. I appreciate that. I had it blonde and then green over it. it's going to be blonde after that. I was going to say, are you going to just rock the green for like, nah, I'm going to go home and wash my hair. But then it's going to be blonde and then I'm just going to have to get used to be in Mark McGrath out here, you know?

Starting point is 00:01:10 Oh, it's like the, like not the, it's like the temporary one. It's blonde, but then there's green on top with like the green is just a spray. Okay, yeah. I thought you went full, got to dye green. I mean, you guys went pretty hard too. No. You stole Yuri's mask and just put it on. I stole Yuri's complete fit because I didn't have a fit, honestly.

Starting point is 00:01:28 Well, I pulled up with the Joker Bates. Oh. Those are slick. I only wear high rollers. Shout out the, shout out to Beast, Beast Cove. You can't even see me, huh? He doesn't even know that he's leaving you hanging.

Starting point is 00:01:41 Oh, my bad, God. Shout out my nigga Beastie. The Beastie Boys. That's you two over here. That's a good one. I like that. But he was supposed to be Batman. And you were supposed to be bisexual or Robin.

Starting point is 00:01:54 Why had to be bisexual or Robin? Just because Robin's bisexual, right? Who said that? He's bisexual now. Yeah, that's what we keep hearing. You know what? As a spokesperson for Robin, I don't think you should judge his fucking preferences, all right?

Starting point is 00:02:07 Listen. There's like four different Robbins, bro. One of them is bisexual. If Robin wants to be a booty clapper, it's all good as far as I'm concerned, right? Oh, my God. Why'd y'all put candy right in front of me, knowing it's been to make all this weird noises?

Starting point is 00:02:18 That's what I was thinking. You could be sucking it down. Right? For sweet tarts. It's funny how, like, AD is, like, visibly having a hard time, like, getting into the conversation because he can't see us. It's like he's really a beast.

Starting point is 00:02:35 I'm already hot as fuck with all this shit on. Are you really? Well, you could at least take the handkerchief off. No, that's the part of the outfit. Hankerchief. He got a hangar chief on too. Did you just like dump those through the mask and just hope that they hit your mouth?

Starting point is 00:02:49 Only like three hit my mouth. The other ones are just like. They just hearing that mask in my shirt. What is wrong with this guy? Are you going to shout out your amazing, artists who did all this for you? Tara Lynn. Shout out to Terry Lynn.

Starting point is 00:03:03 I tagged her on my story earlier. She's my girl's makeup artist sometimes and she also does like special effect style makeup sometimes. Obviously, she did a great job. Yeah, she did a great job. Thank you. I'm feeling pretty fresh out here. It's totally honest with you.

Starting point is 00:03:14 So honestly a little scary looking at you over here. Yeah, a little bit. That's hot. Is that your regular teeth or is that like? This is meth teeth. That's what I like to think that's like you after a week.

Starting point is 00:03:27 Is that my teeth went up looking like this? Yeah, when you don't shower for a week. Drive me off at Skid Rowne. Let's see what happens. You'll be it in. Can we like this? I just want to acknowledge, before we even get too deep into this,

Starting point is 00:03:37 me and the beast over here saw a woman put her entire hand in her butt hole the other day. Yeah, yesterday. And then you wanted to just send it to the group chat like it was normal. And I said, shout out T-Rail in the middle of it. And AD starts dying, laughing. He can't control himself. He's dying laughing. People are going to be at home beating their meat to this fucking.

Starting point is 00:03:55 You are abelous. How is that abelous? I don't know what Abelus means. I just sounds like... Abelis is like, you know, if you were discriminating against somebody because they, you know, were missing an arm or they... Well, you said T.Rill. Yeah, you did say T.Ril.

Starting point is 00:04:10 But I didn't say anything about him. I said, shout out to T.Rill because he's putting her arm in her fucking asshole. That's such a weird connection for you to have made because that's not what I met at all. Well, what did you mean then? I just thought it was funny to say shout out T. T. Rowe, who's like a married man that stays at home with his family all day

Starting point is 00:04:28 while a girl was putting. her fist with a rubber glove on and in her butthole. I thought she was assinguating that it was T.Row's baby, baby arm going out to her asshole. That's what, like that might have been how he lost use of his arm. Maybe some sort of butt fingering type of vent. Bro, she, she was like wrist deep. She was wrist deep. She was bleeding.

Starting point is 00:04:46 What? He said he saw blood. I wasn't really sure. Like from her asshole? But she went for it super fast. She might not have taken her time the way that he put his mic in his mouth. I need to be. nah that video the video you sent to the group chat was like a minute long so she definitely warmed it up a little bit

Starting point is 00:05:03 a little bit but not not too much minute she kind of just went for it she went like from one finger to two I don't even know she bothered with one I think she might have just gone all four to start really she was going crazy that was creepily satisfying wow yeah yeah just hearing you I was like what the fuck you should have made her wear your fucking furry paw gloves I ain't gonna I seen pieces of the glove afterwards. I didn't want to touch it. I was so grossed up with a glove after. Wait, what?

Starting point is 00:05:31 What was on the glove? Like, do-doo? I didn't see it, but I was just scared of like, I don't care what is on it. I don't care if she went to Starbucks three days ago. It's too much for me. I'm not trying to get involved with that. Yeah, like, even when we went to go take the picture,

Starting point is 00:05:42 I look he didn't want to, like, heard of grandma's shoulder or something. Even she had a glove on. Yeah, but, uh. Is being a superhero, like, being sweaty under a mask? That's one reason why people don't wear, like, superhero-style costumes, if you really think about it. I'm really sweating under here. Like why there is not that many people

Starting point is 00:05:59 that really dress like Spider-Man? Like, dressing like Spider-Man is not practical. It's not at all. You have to walk around. Tell that to Spider-Cos. He's been doing it all year. Yeah, but I bet he doesn't do it that much, really, when you think about it.

Starting point is 00:06:09 He probably only does it, like, here and there for when he's filming and stuff. He's probably moist as fuck under their paws. I was just telling the professor about Spider-Cos, and he said that he found out about Spider-Cus from watching us talk about it on here. Wow. Wow.

Starting point is 00:06:22 Because the professor originally went viral dressing up with Spider-Man. Well, see, we out here bridging the gap. Does everyone know who the professor is? Nope. I know the professor is. The professor's. Professor X?

Starting point is 00:06:32 No. The N1 basketball legend. Oh, my God. The little white guy, yes. He was just in here. What about white chocolate? Where's he at? I don't know.

Starting point is 00:06:41 Wow. Whatever you find him. But then also, he gave me these. Hater blockers. You look insane right now. So if I want to block out any haters. Like, if I've seen you at Skid Road, I'll say that guy is high. Like, you.

Starting point is 00:06:55 You look like you just planted a bomb in this motherfucker. You're going to run to the corner and detonated. I'm definitely the most sober person wearing this type of sunglasses at this moment. No, but the professor wears it. He seems like you don't do nothing. Can you see out of those? Yeah, pretty good. They're a hater blockers.

Starting point is 00:07:09 Better than his god. Not vision blockers. I can't see you because you're a hater. Whoa. That was good. He did the match. He did the monster match. What the hell we got going on?

Starting point is 00:07:22 Wait, does somebody need to turn the smoke machine on again? Wait, you got a smoke machine? No, no, no, it's all. Just let it change. Hey, speaking of smoke, I bought my first stream to the podcast today.

Starting point is 00:07:35 Whoa. Oh. A.D. has been talking about how he has a line of weed coming out. The Big Chief. The motherfucker Uzamaki.

Starting point is 00:07:45 Usamaki. The Uzamaki. It's here. It's about to be ready to be sold. I want you motherfuckers Beaks cause. Want y'all? to smoke this on the pot today.

Starting point is 00:07:54 Look at how I'm smoking. This is how smoked out I am. No way. It says pasta gang on it. And I can't see you haters. And it says pasta gang on there. Does it? Yes.

Starting point is 00:08:04 Oh! I got to take this mask off. I can't commit to this. I can't even see the weed. You can't even see the smoke. You're not enjoying the smoke machine for what it is. I'm about to run out the office. Can we get a blow and roll out?

Starting point is 00:08:17 We got to get somebody to roll up the AD dope. Yeah, roll it up. Are we? This shit is going to get me. half as high as this motherfucker is then I'm lit. He don't even be high. Who don't be high?

Starting point is 00:08:28 I met more like high, like, look at him. Like, he looks like he's high. He's fucking dressed up and it's crazy. Wait, can we bring, can we bring Trev on the, on the pocket? Yeah, bring Treve. Come here, Treve. Get over here, Trev.

Starting point is 00:08:38 He got to put the grills in. The world needs to see how a lot of people in our office went fairly hard. I told him I was going to do this costume. A few of them went hard. Although a lot of them have, like, taken off their, uh, Hey, can bring me napkin?

Starting point is 00:08:52 Bring me napkin, please. I'm sorry. I'm all wet. Yuri, can you just make sure the camera shows Trev well when he does get on camera here? Because my boy went hard. He probably went like... Word it up, Mr. Phony. It's between Trev, Josh, and Beeska.

Starting point is 00:09:11 Thank you, my boy. But A.D. literally wears a jumpsuit like that every day. He just put a fucking mask on. Bro, I became an actual meme last year for Buzz. I mean, for Cubs like you. That was funny. Does anybody recognize this man right here? If I were to make a guess.

Starting point is 00:09:27 If Ellen DeGeneres dressed up as Adam 22. Why Ellen DeGeneres? Yeah, I don't get it either, but I like it. Shout out to Trev. He went stupid hard. You know, Tram went fucking crazy. No, shout out to Yuri for letting me borrow his fucking costume because I didn't have one. At least we made a good first impression when we started up the cameras there.

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Starting point is 00:11:21 It's like some of the haters. They probably weren't showing you, but hey, it's all good. It's all good. You were showing to Josh. He was lit. Oh, but yeah, shout on my boy, Josh, man. How was everybody's weekend? What do we have to dig into here?

Starting point is 00:11:34 You don't remember yours? No, I just, I've been chilling. I've been, like, just at the crib. I've been on my in-home nurse swag, you know? Oh, okay. So how's everything going in that regard? Sorry, you know. Ups and downs.

Starting point is 00:11:45 Ups and downs. It's like, it's like a roller coaster. you know. Oh, okay. Roller coasters are fun, though. Some? Most of them. I hate that shit.

Starting point is 00:11:53 Why? Roller coasters? My neck hurts, my back hurts. It's getting me the fuck off. You know, like, Kaya. Who? My neck. My back.

Starting point is 00:12:02 What's the next? Lick my. A.D. in a beast mask telling me to lick his pussy and or crack. That would be something. Beast cuz does not approve. Beast cuz doesn't approve. Beast cuss is not with the beastiality. Well, for the record.

Starting point is 00:12:18 You can't be Cuzz Lightyear because there's already a rapper name. I wish you were cut. That's my homeboy. Why are you jacking his swag? He's his spell C-U-Z. Mine's his C-U-H. It can be two of us in the ecosystem. Cut light year.

Starting point is 00:12:29 I don't know if there can be. I'm going to have a talk with Disney about this. Fuck up. You better not be Crip Jesus next yet, either. You got to interview him. Tap in with him. You should tap in with him. Yeah, that's your bro.

Starting point is 00:12:41 That's your bro. Yeah. I don't know. I don't know. I might be a little early for an interview. You can pull up. XD on me a nigger should have been on Disney What's that?

Starting point is 00:12:50 That's hard Shout out my nigga handwop Shout out to my boy That was a bar right there No that I don't get it Explain it They have a channel Disney XD

Starting point is 00:12:57 When you were watching Disney cartoons Mickey Mouse was in black and white And when we were watching the cartoons They had something called Disney XD Okay I don't yeah He don't get it He don't get it

Starting point is 00:13:08 And the XD is like a gun So he said XD on me A niggas should have been on Disney That's what I said Since when is a gun in XD It's like a Glock XD right It's a Glock XD right? It's a Glock.

Starting point is 00:13:17 I never even heard of that. That's what Josh got. Somebody here has one. Oh, sorry. Yeah, thanks for saying his fucking name. I didn't mean to, my bad. You guys are fried. Did we even have topics?

Starting point is 00:13:27 Did they print out topics? It was just Boosie. That's like the only topic we need. We could talk about that for like an hour. We could talk about Boossey for the rest of our lives. Maybe we'll like hold out on that. If we were like H3 H3 style podcast, then we would have like. I've never seen that.

Starting point is 00:13:44 What the fuck is that? Jesus Christ. I know who they. are, but sooner or later we're going to tell him what H3H she is. Can you take the mask off? I find it kind of distracting. Come on. Nigga, you find that distracting. Look at you. But you see

Starting point is 00:13:57 in my actual face, it just has paint on it. I'm looking at you, nigga. You're not talking into the mic. There it is. All right. Hey, if you feel comfortable and you're devoted, is it hot inside there? I know you have to be. Nigga, I just took this off because it was hot. I know you're wearing a bonnet. You do drugs.

Starting point is 00:14:15 You always hot. He doesn't even look at him when he says that. Bro, I'm scared to even look it over here. It's like, you do... But you know the best thing about my costume is that there was an episode of the office where three different people... Creed, Kevin, and Dwight all wore the same costume. And here I am.

Starting point is 00:14:38 I have the exact same costume. I don't like the shirt underneath. You don't? Because that is the worst part of the costume because this is just a random shirt. I have my closet. You should have went with something a little more color. coordinated with the rest of the fit.

Starting point is 00:14:50 Well, because, yeah, the shirt that he actually wears in the movie is way different than this. Is, does your, is it? Yeah. Does your, uh, does your tie say slap on it? I thought it says slat. It says ha ha. That would have been hard if it says slap.

Starting point is 00:15:05 I would not do that, although I have just recently watched the Traplow Ross video about the YFN Lucci young thug beef, which I really had no idea about. This nigga be making movies literally. I gotta get on him now. Pause. Super pause. I've been watching Swamp stories a lot.

Starting point is 00:15:22 Yeah. Swamp stories were crazy. You were on there. I know. That's why he's watching it. I was trying to see if he's on there any more times. Yeah, we sent the Lee. Yeah, for Sacramento B.

Starting point is 00:15:31 That was the first time. That's the first time we sent the link. Maybe I'll be in here. That's the first time we ever sent the link and he immediately was like, oh, I watched it. I know. But no, you just said, L.O. Well, I'm dying at AD in the Swamp Stories.

Starting point is 00:15:47 Like, you didn't even. explain. So I immediately, as soon as I got home, I watched it because I was like, I got to see what AD is in this. Because, but the best thing, I love it because it's one thing for you to no longer be AD from Compton Crip, now you're AD from No Jumper. That's kind of funny. I like it. But then for you to not even be A.D. from no jumper. You are A.D. The guy who thinks it's chill to pay for pussy. Yeah, that was cool. What else did he say? That was a crazy-ass intro. He also, he said you have some hard music. Thank you. That's a fact. Sometimes I think they forget about that. That's what I, that's what I like about Swam Stories. He will say some

Starting point is 00:16:18 disrespectful shit and he'd be like, but he's the fucking king of this. Yeah, right? Wait, wait, wait, hold up. That was a disrespectful. Hold up. Let me roll the intro. He says that in everyone, yeah.

Starting point is 00:16:28 And then it's, He did the match. He did the monster match. It was a grave y'all smash. You really sucks with this programming. That was me. Wait, speaking of stuff that sucks, I didn't need to address this right now.

Starting point is 00:16:44 The music that y'all use during the news is crazy. I was just saying we need some new beats. We got music? Probably like 80% of the people watching this make beats and they probably go.

Starting point is 00:16:59 We need some royalty-free beats, y'all. Please send them through. I'll literally go through my email and find y'all. You find us a beat. We will give them money. I got you, for you. We're just lazy.

Starting point is 00:17:12 We haven't changed the beat up in like a year. And it's not even like a hard, I don't want to disrespect the person who made it, but it's, I don't think it's standing the excessive time. You know what I don't understand how, like, Bob-Lam gets away

Starting point is 00:17:23 with, like, he just uses, like, whatever. If he's talking about Trippie Red, he'll use the Trippie Red instrumental if he's talking about play where Cardi. He probably get a white-listed. Probably white privilege. You know, you know what it is, too? It's probably just like a remake of the beat anyway.

Starting point is 00:17:35 That's what I'm assuming. You know? Yeah. What if he's just, like, leasing these beats from, like, the producer's... He's so tapped in that he's white-listed by every major label. They all want to be done with the Bobbalam. Oh, white list is, like, good.

Starting point is 00:17:47 And then blacklist is bad. Yeah. White list means you can... Why would the white list got to be good? I didn't make the rules. I didn't create this. It sounded like you created it. Nope.

Starting point is 00:17:57 Why you keep pushing your car key? It's not my car key. Bro, if you didn't tell me, like, yeah, the smoke machine I really run out of here right now, I swear. It looks crazy in his fucking helmet. I want to wear these fucking glasses. Oh, do you have a hater? I hate her.

Starting point is 00:18:15 Remember that song by Meno? Yes. is there a hater that you're trying to block out right now you do like g-easy he looks like Kanye I am Kanye we used to always say you look like Kanye back in the dead that don't kill me it's only make me stronger

Starting point is 00:18:26 they told me that the smoke machine is like a regenerating vape pen yeah he's gone because I kept I thought you should just be able to fill it with water hey these shit's his HD like I could like see clearer nigga

Starting point is 00:18:39 how you gonna put this on through the honestly that's kind of hard Hey kids Say no to drugs Hey kids Say no the drugs So you know the gangbanger

Starting point is 00:18:53 I was thinking about that last night When I was watching this fucking video That the professor did Where he went to a prison in Nebraska And played basketball With all the fucking inmates And he's probably crossing niggas up Oh he's destroyed him

Starting point is 00:19:06 It was hilarious And they're all dying laughing They all seem like they're having the time of their life You got black dudes, white dudes Mexican dudes They're all together They're not mad at each other It was beautiful

Starting point is 00:19:15 And then I was thinking And then I was thinking, I'm like, this would be so great. Maybe me and AD could do this. And then I was like, oh, wait, they would never let AD do that because he's an active game member. Well, you have to say something like that. He is a... Jesus Christ. He is an upstanding...

Starting point is 00:19:28 I'm an upstanding citizen. Beast cause is a persona. They wouldn't let... I don't think the beast costume is the problem. They wouldn't let a lot of people in there, realistically, you know? How do you know that? They could be a motivational speaker. They probably wouldn't even let me in there because they're going to be like, oh, somebody's going to stab you because you hang out with this guy.

Starting point is 00:19:46 No, they're going to... I said you moving meth in there. You look more crazy than I do. I'm not going to show up looking like this. If you walked in looking like this. This is just today. I don't think. If you start to think I'm going to come in like every day like this.

Starting point is 00:19:58 I'm here to speak to the inmates. That's not. Niggin, we're like a week. We're a week early. You know, fucking Halloween is on the 30th, right? I know. What's going? So 31st.

Starting point is 00:20:07 31st. Sunday. But then should we dress up again on Tuesday? Because my makeup artist is down. I think we have to dress up one more time. You didn't do anything. Just take that. I have so many ideas, though.

Starting point is 00:20:22 I was asking her. I'm like, what goes with me having blonde hair? Like, what else? I sent you with Pete Davidson. Pete Davidson. I don't want to be him. If you need grabber, let me know. I got something in my car.

Starting point is 00:20:34 We got hella groveh, bro. Oh, yeah. I know. I stole it from here, too. We got mounds of graba. We got mounds of grabba and mounds of 2020 pre-rose. You've been eating them? No, no.

Starting point is 00:20:42 I've just been smoking the pre-rolls getting high shit. If you want to stay in the crib and, chill, you gotta have this. Yeah, I know. It's like a nice warm, fuzzy blanket around you. I like AC. I don't like being warm. You do? Yeah, I like being cold. I like the AC too. Even when I'm

Starting point is 00:20:58 driving, I keep the air on 65. Bro, bitches hopping on. Something he feels very passionate about. I like this. Bro, bitches hop on the whip. I'm like, oh my God, do you have a jacket? Like, they be cold as fuck immediately. Why do you keep it so cold? Because, nigga, I'd be sweating. I'm hot. I don't be sweating. I just all row. I just be hot.

Starting point is 00:21:14 That's cool. L.A. style. Yeah. It's always hot. Every since I came back for Pensacola, I ain't been the same. It's 80 degrees outside, but it's 69 in my coup. Whatever Dom Kennedy said, something like that. The thing that sucks about Pensacola is we went there and didn't realize, now that I'm back, I've been alerted to a video on Trapp Geek.

Starting point is 00:21:32 That has like 4 million views about some crazy-ass rapper from Pensacola. Take a copycat. Who killed someone or something. And they did the race. I think he still has to go on trial. But if we had known about that when we were in Pensacola, we could have hit the Cordova Mall with him. I think he...

Starting point is 00:21:48 I think he doesn't want to be seen. With gang beasts. I think he just might be incarcerated already. No, he's out. He's at home. He's a way and trial or some shit, I think. He did the race? He did the race and then he came back

Starting point is 00:22:00 and then they let him out on bail. They let him out on bail after doing the race? I believe. I don't know if you are tapped into the story. I know. It does sound crazy, but I'm pretty sure he's not locked up. What race is he? Black?

Starting point is 00:22:12 What do you think? What do you think? What you mean? He was white. He's like, he's like, it's a murder. What do you think? Of course he was like Jack Harlow. You don't think we would have pointed that out to start the story?

Starting point is 00:22:23 I know. When is Trapp? How many black people live in Pensacola? A lot. Probably a lot, yeah. From my time spent at the ball? I only seen the ladies that work in the goddamn hotel. Are you going to admit that you had sex with them?

Starting point is 00:22:34 Stop it. All of them? First of all, there were two women, and she looked like for her. Oh, my God. How do you know that they didn't become big fans that they're not watching right now. It's a joke. I don't know, man.

Starting point is 00:22:47 Sounds like you're fat shaming. No. Bro, every, like. It's like his IQ dropped when he put that mask on. No. It just doesn't feel the need to elaborate. Bro,

Starting point is 00:22:59 I've been to the same hospital like three times in the last two weeks, right? In the security car, shout out to him. He's cool as hell. But he keeps like talking to me like about no jumper stuff.

Starting point is 00:23:09 And I'm like, bro. I'm kind of like, like, busy right now. Yeah. I was like, Ron Kanye, I know his past visiting now. But can I please give me these flowers? You should have said that. I swear to God.

Starting point is 00:23:22 You saw some T-shirt. Don't you know that weed hurt? Oh, God, bro. Damn. Now, he's like asking me about T-Rail and Sharp or some shit. Like, oh, are they really beefing? I'm like, nigga, I wasn't even there, bro. Wow.

Starting point is 00:23:33 Wasn't even there that episode. The fact that people could be, like, invested in the sort of, like, interconnected little personal dramas between the crew is so crazy. Bro, I don't be thinking about that shit until shit like that happens and I'm like, damn, bro, like these motherfuckers really care about everything that's going on. They do, shout out to him, bro.

Starting point is 00:23:49 You think Sharp is going to be able to fit in with our current Goon Squad in the long run? That's the question. He's from a completely different world. I think it seems like it's going well so far, but. I feel like we need a pimp on the team to keep... Alleged pimp. Alleged former pimp.

Starting point is 00:24:05 We need somebody to keep these bitches in line. What bitches? Urie. whatever bids whatever bids that just make their way through I hope you're not talking about our female staff no oh okay masogany I know sharp having anything to do with them

Starting point is 00:24:20 misogany yeah we got to keep sharp away from Laura oh my god I don't want to be easily offended they do talk she's the one booking all this stuff shout out to Laura she'd be holding it down Laura's my favorite or no jumper really Laura got to stop leaving me out the thumbnails though

Starting point is 00:24:38 don't mean the Kelly K thumbnail stop playing I know, I totally. That was a great interview, honestly. You had a good time of that? I have never seen such a positive reaction to the women. To us interviewing a random girl. Never. I agree.

Starting point is 00:24:52 Normally it just isn't like, who the fuck is this? Adam, you're losing it. She had good energy, though. Great energy. And a good ass. I thought, like, you were really going to, like, go across the table. You thought, I can't do that. We're going to get kicked off.

Starting point is 00:25:05 He licked the truly offer. I know that, but I thought, like, she did. She was like, come on. But that was supposed to be for Patreon. Wait. I mean, I wasn't... So it was not Patreon at all. I wasn't fin of just liquor coochie on the camera.

Starting point is 00:25:17 That's hot. I thought you would. It was... I love how it was to turn the whole way to see him. I can't see the nigga. No, but that, uh... That was supposed to be for Patreon only, but then it was so entertaining. So good.

Starting point is 00:25:30 That we just had to put it on YouTube, and then the censored version is on... Or the unsensored version is on Patreon-only fans. But for the record, I have now had sex with her. So that was cool. We did some content the other day. God damn. Had a good time. Beat me to her.

Starting point is 00:25:45 You could still do it. Did she have her? Do I want to still do it? You know, I thought about that afterwards that I didn't even do a hemorrhoid check. I'm like rubbing her ass and stuff, but I didn't look for the hemorrhoid. You should have applied some cream for help her out. Oh, I should have brought that up. Ma'am.

Starting point is 00:26:00 Ma'am, do you mind if I, do you need any help? I told her I would put some of the hemorrhoid cream on my tongue and then would proceed to apply it. You were a sick fuck. I don't think it's going to be like as fun as you probably think it is because really hemorrhoid cream is just going to taste like hemorrhoid cream. Oh, I thought she meant just having sex with her. It wasn't going to be that fun.

Starting point is 00:26:18 Oh, no, that would probably be fun. But yeah, I mean, what do you mean? Probably you already get it. Give us to a review. That was cool. We had a good time. Did you use a condom this time? No.

Starting point is 00:26:29 Finally. I mean, what did you do with consuming? Yeah. She made me. That, bro, that was the funniest shit ever. I don't know why. Just her making me wear a condom? It's just because she fucks 50 homeless niggas with no condom.

Starting point is 00:26:45 That wasn't her. I'm like, for the purpose of this story, I'm going to keep saying that it was her. I've seen the pictures of it was a lot of men. For the record. What you mean? Seeing what picture? She had like Polaroids of her. Of her homeless niggas?

Starting point is 00:26:57 No. It was like. At the gang bang. It's like 15 like white guys. All naked and there's like three girls on a bed. I thought she said she never fucked the white guy. She did not do a white guy game bang. Not my.

Starting point is 00:27:06 They're not white. They're like something else. She said she never fucked a white guy. I just staring back of me. They're not white. They're something else. She said she never fucked a white guy before. I believe her.

Starting point is 00:27:20 Until me. No, she said that I was the first one since she got her new body. Okay. Oh, so yeah, like the... She was smashing white. The body count restarts.

Starting point is 00:27:29 And you know the crazy shit is that I know her government now? And it's not Kazumi. You would never guess her name in a million billion years. It's like Ash. I would tell you guys after the show. It's like Ashley or something.

Starting point is 00:27:43 No. It will blow your mind. Why would her name blow my mind? Because it's not a name you've ever heard a woman named. It's certainly not a name that you've ever heard an Asian woman named. Her name is like Darrell. Carl Lewis. That's the first and last name.

Starting point is 00:27:59 My least favorite thing about this makeup is that I have to take a shower when I get home. Niggum, you got three days. You know your routine. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Nothing so bum like you by the. Boy, you're about this.

Starting point is 00:28:10 You're going to work out with that motherfucker. No. Gotta get the paint off right away. You know you got to smash with it on. Yeah, you definitely got to go shoot a scene. You have to, bro. You got to go shoot a scene, porn, man. Beescus is getting something tonight.

Starting point is 00:28:23 He is. Yeah. Tell us more. Does your dick look like that right now, too? Huh? Pause. Did you put on a furry cock ring? Yo.

Starting point is 00:28:32 Pause. You're your homie? I can't even see you. That's AD from No Jobbred. That's AD from saying it's okay to buy pussy. Yeah, this is him. This is the demon inside inner monster. No, can I tell you guys something?

Starting point is 00:28:49 The horny beast. MyBookies. No, that would be cool. But can I tell you guys something? Don DeMarco. Last night, I did anal. Wait, you got fucked like a year or something. You got fucking ass?

Starting point is 00:29:07 Did you get paid or what are we clapping for? I hate y'all. You just like last night I did anal. It had been probably like a year and a half. Since you got pig? For the record, I am a heterosexual male. I was the one performing the anal upon my fiance. Are you cisgendered?

Starting point is 00:29:24 Yes. So you're like little boozy basically. He's just like he knows what that means. You wouldn't have to ask if you know what it meant. So how was that? Exploring your wife's butthole. Bro, there's something about anal. It had just been so long that I forgot how glorious it is.

Starting point is 00:29:42 Hey, you know what's crazy? what I'm fucking this bitch and spreading them ass cheeks that booty hole pink what is that again you always say that why is that so why did that stick with you above so many other lyrics

Starting point is 00:29:56 and your ex-girlfriend you got in the caption yo relax relax relax relax it's just it's like just a artistic expression that just meets the level of like basquiat uh fucking Mona Lisa Mona Lisa

Starting point is 00:30:12 Arkelly it's like the It's like the, it's like cracking the Da Vinci coat when I first heard. It's like cracking into an asshole. I don't know. You guys aren't anal gang? No. You don't fuck with it?

Starting point is 00:30:22 Uh-uh. I've only fucked like two girls in the ass my whole life. You didn't love it? I mean, the, the one time where I was fucking this girl in the ass constantly, but it's because. Define constantly. Like on a like regular basis. Okay.

Starting point is 00:30:37 It was because she was just like, her period was hell out of whack. So she would be on it for like weeks at a time. like maybe even like a month she'll be on her period every day that bitch be bleeding too much she's about dead yeah not for real she had like some like iron problem I don't know maybe it was the birth control something but I know this person um when you had the store on Melrose it was this girl that I used to date that lived literally a block away from the old store it wasn't the one who was

Starting point is 00:31:00 rolling the blunt on the carpet no fuck no I never never touched that asshole I always been wondering with my finger I touch my I touch her asshole with my finger did you really not with my dick yeah I don't even remember what she looks like but That's hot. Anyway, yeah, so this girl that I used to date, she loved that shit when she was on her period. She would have me fuck her in her ass all the time. And you liked it? Yeah, that's cool.

Starting point is 00:31:24 I just liked her. So, like, just fucking her in any type of way, it was fired. Getting to know her butt. I was getting to her whole body at that point. My girl was losing it off the booty sex last night, man. Let me tell you. I had my dick in her ear one time. What?

Starting point is 00:31:37 How big is her dick? She had a pretty big ear. Did she have gauges? You know you want to fuck that. No, you just like... You know you think about that every time you look at Phil. You just like tap it in the ear, you know? Oh my God.

Starting point is 00:31:48 Slap it in her ear one time. You know what I would do? I would loob up the crevice of her arm right here. Put my dick in there and just have her folded up like that. You just fuck the arm. That's your fetish. Or behind the leg? Wow.

Starting point is 00:32:01 That's my spot. I always found it pretty fascinating that there's people who fuck cars. But that's a whole fetish. Yeah, that's fucking crazy. We gotta get one of them on the Patreon. You're gonna pull like a 96 BMW in this motherfucker? and just loob it up and how the nigger go to town we can put their car in right over here and i mean if they if they have a rental car or i mean real this like i would love to fuck my car if

Starting point is 00:32:22 we need a josh cam no i can't nobody fuck my car you wouldn't let somebody fuck your gas your gas no my car is white he does a consent oh hey listen listen we need a josh cam because this nick of josh be making the funniest facial expressions when we'd be saying shit and you're just locked eyes yeah i'm just laughing like god's always trying to tell me shit and i don't even know What the fuck you were saying? He'll try to silently tell you something from across the room, and I'm like, huh? Bleasquez doesn't listen.

Starting point is 00:32:51 He's like, you feel for a phone. That is a weird thing when you're on the podcast, and somebody's trying to tell you something, and they don't understand that you can't read lips and that you don't know what the fuck they're talking about. You have headphones on, et cetera. That's always a weird experience. I feel like Arthur right now.

Starting point is 00:33:08 That nigga had no ears either. Nigger, you got ears. I do? Wait, do you? Those are horns, ain't there? Horns aren't yours. Wait, yeah, why do you got, oh, because you're a beast, nigga. I thought you was lying this whole time.

Starting point is 00:33:20 But you remember Arthur? They canceled my nigga, but that nigga used to have headphones on and he used to put his glasses on. The mouth is moving on the shit and no shit. Oh, yeah. And I say, hey. God damn it. I could see you rocking a belt around your forehead. Well, like on some, like, Slim Jimmy shit.

Starting point is 00:33:36 Quill man. Yeah. Slim Jimmy had two iced out Rolexes and made it into a headband. That's really. Did he really? He's a sicko. That's stupid. Stupid heart.

Starting point is 00:33:49 Stupid young. I bought a bunch of clothes this weekend. How was that? Why? You were serious about the Northrooms thing? I tore up Nordstroms. Like Rafi de Plug said, we shop in that road day or drive

Starting point is 00:34:00 while your nigga at the Northstrom rack. I wasn't at Nordstrom rack. I was at Nordstroms. At the Galleria. Wait, which gallery? What did you grab? Glendale Gallery. What's the other gallery?

Starting point is 00:34:12 I was at the South Bay Gallery earlier today. Okay. What? For what? I know, right? Why you go there? Because my mom requested some red robin. That's like the only red robin.

Starting point is 00:34:21 No, they got, they got, they have one at the Topanga Mall, too. That's hell of far. Y'all be going out of your way to fucking hit Red Robin? No, but my mom. Red Robin is good. I guess they get to Tepeganaiga. Red Robin. Wasn't it you ever he never even had rallies the other day?

Starting point is 00:34:41 There's a lot of niggins that haven't had rallies before. There's checkers where he's from. Man. And I'm saying where we're where we are at out here in LA, there's a lot of fucking rallies. I just had a hard time believing. He never been to one. Rallies has the best fries. No, that's a fendi.

Starting point is 00:34:54 I can see, I can see Uri not having a rally. Yeah, because there ain't no rallies in like fucking. You have a better chance getting in and out than rallies now. Yeah. You got to think about it. Uri is from like Hollywood. Ain't no rallies in Hollywood.

Starting point is 00:35:04 And let's be real. Like, if you were to list off the burger chains in L.A., rallies is going to be like 18. Yeah. Which is pretty crazy when you think about how simple a burger is. Yeah. And it's like, you feel like you can't mess it up. But then it's like, there's a lot of places their burgers are disgusting.

Starting point is 00:35:20 Yeah. Like Cougar burger. Hey. Hey. Don't you dare disrespect a landmark of Hawthorne. How dare you? He has no idea what we're talking about. No, I haven't been there.

Starting point is 00:35:32 I'll hit up Tommy's, though. Tommy's, it's a good time. Depends on which one. Yeah, I was going to say, it really. Fabulous burger. And Hartthorne. Fabulous burger. You might catch a slug in the neck, but it's lit.

Starting point is 00:35:41 I was in Long Beach on PCH. That's the Tommy's. They ain't the hood. What? PCH. A guy tried to get me to join Wipes' Supremicist gang.

Starting point is 00:35:49 Yeah, that's your type of gang. Nah, Adam, you've been recording with those niggers! It was scary. Hey, don't play, man. PCH will it'll start off nice,

Starting point is 00:36:00 but it'll definitely lead you to a dangerous area. Sections. Most part, it's kind of grimy, though. I think you're talking about PCP. No, it's different. Pacific Coast Highway. I know how PCH is.

Starting point is 00:36:08 You've been to PCH? Yeah, I used to go to Harvard College. I used to go to... Oh, my God, me too. But I didn't really go there, though. Like, I just pulled it up. to go look for women and shit i swear to go me too you go to a random college and look for women i mean i don't want to go to college but i was like there's bitches in college so i might as well go i signed

Starting point is 00:36:24 up and then i literally just went to like get financial aid i didn't even get that because i didn't never sign up for any of the classes i didn't buy any books you just walk around with the college i mean like i went had like some meetings with the guidance counselors and shit like i never i didn't graduate high school so they were putting me in a program where i got my you didn't graduate cougar coogers school no no no i didn't graduate high school wow never about you. What a 80? You kick them off the podcast. You gotta get your GED before you can host on the show.

Starting point is 00:36:50 Nah, so what happened was like, nigga, I was bad as fuck getting kicked out of every school or whatever. By the time I made it to like the last school, I was on probation for like armed robbery and all this other shit, right? So they were like you either, I was about to stay.

Starting point is 00:37:03 Yeah, what the fuck? Who did you pull the blame me out on? Listen, listen. I was on some crazy shit back then. But look. You was in the, just listen, just listen. So they're like, they're like, you either need to be in school

Starting point is 00:37:12 or you need to, or like have a job or some shit. And I was getting kicked out of the last school I was at. So I just started working at Jamba Juice. Boom. Changed your life. I just never, never had to finish school because I started getting a job.

Starting point is 00:37:26 You were something coke out of Jamba Juice? No, not yet. I do remember selling like a hundred Zans at Paxon one time, though. Wow. And then the girl came to get them. And I went to go get some shoes from the back so she could try them on. But really, I just put the Zanz in there. That's amazing.

Starting point is 00:37:42 Yeah. Pacific Suntrapping. I spent like $3,000 on clothes at the mall. Nigger, what did you buy? A lot of flannels, a pair of blue jeans. What kind of blue jeans? Some sweaters. What kind of blue jeans?

Starting point is 00:37:56 Are they expensive? That's a good question. I just bought some sweaters too. You did. I need some sweat. Can somebody send me some sweaters? I bought some essentials and I bought some Palm Angels. Mm.

Starting point is 00:38:05 You got to get on the needles, my boy. I want to needles shared with you. Why are you always trying to shake his hand? You're never shaking mine. Oh, go ahead. This guy. Good day, sir Yeah, bro, I got to teach you the nigger shake, man

Starting point is 00:38:17 Come on, you got it like I don't know if I want to know that No, I'm just saying, the black shake Hold on, I can't see, look Go like this, look, no, like that, right? Wait, wait, wait, bro, didn't you? Yeah, you slide it, yeah, you go like that. Yeah, you gotta slide it here.

Starting point is 00:38:27 So look, look, look, like that, look. There you go, there you go. Felt weird. It felt like I was doing something I wasn't supposed to do. You clap, slide it up, bow. How was that the black guy's shake? You guys all decided on one thing?

Starting point is 00:38:40 Yeah. We had a big meeting. That's the only thing. You ain't never seen like the Key & Pill meme. You know what I'm saying? It's like the famous one. They say Drake just did it too. No.

Starting point is 00:38:49 You see black people, you see him. You were like, hey, what's up? Oh, how you doing? You see the white guy, you're like, hey, hello, sir. And you don't want to shake my hand now, you feel me? Sometimes I don't know what to do. Sometimes I can't tell. Am I white guy shaking or black got shaken?

Starting point is 00:39:02 And then you never know because then like if you see the Hispanic home and you got hit a little fast, like, what's up, Doc? Yeah, I'm like this. What's up, dude? And I'm from the East Coast where we do the little, what is that? Where you like when you Shake hands you basically like hit a pound and then as you exit

Starting point is 00:39:18 You do like a finger snap You like finger each other You really no you really have That's not hazbrown town you really don't that's not hazbrown town That's New York and shit like you don't think that's normal like when you like kind of snap your fingers up To be fair I haven't really spent much time on the East Coast in like 15 years so I don't really know Maybe that's not might have changed you got to tap me with K Flock and see what's the new? I guarantee that they've came up with their own handshakes that are cooler that than the Hatch Round Town wave that I was on.

Starting point is 00:39:45 Did you see our blog from the K-Flock show? I did. Shout out to Black Dave. Pretty lit, right? Black Dave is a fucking New York legend, man. Yes, he was out there. He looked a little nervous. I would have been nervous, too.

Starting point is 00:39:55 But what's up with these, like, New York shows where it's just a super high-up balcony, and then the audience is way down below? It's because I feel like they can't get booked for, like, real venues because the real venues are like, we're not taking this liability all right now. Yeah. All these niggas beefing and shit.

Starting point is 00:40:11 But I've just seen so many shows. shows in New York over the years where it's like the club basically just has this like section up top where the motherfuckers are performing at and stuff and it seems kind of good because it makes it so that like the audience can't just like fight the rappers but then i feel like usually it ends up with like the rappers like hurling projectiles at people in the audience that they have problems with if some shit does pop off or like somebody like throwing a fucking ice bucket a better rapper on the balcony yeah i think that's like some club shit though that's not really like then you performance thing I feel like

Starting point is 00:40:45 dude like me I hop down and start dagger around with the nearest female oh my god no I would love to see your dagger game pause it's crazy super pause actually go right now stuck

Starting point is 00:41:00 dagger oh why so serious this dicka crazy this dicka crazy you always make me do that oh was that the joker for real no the funny shit yesterday is doing the

Starting point is 00:41:16 Patreon We were making songs and shit when they were stripping. The girl starts fissing her own asshole and AD's just You should have you should have made it be on her booty While she was fissing her butt hole Should have put your phone in her ass all and then make it I need to know what we can do next time because if I could have just You could do anything ate some coochie. I could have just ate some coochie I would have did it

Starting point is 00:41:40 I didn't know me and him she was gonna hold it down bro bro me and him You ain't eating coochie in there you don't do anything No. The girls are hitting on him shit. He's refusing. I like that. King, respect yourself. Black man don't cheat.

Starting point is 00:41:54 Honestly. Allegedly. No, but which ones did we have? I'm trying to remember. The girl was as tall as me. You're fist at her asshole. She's as tall as you? Six-two.

Starting point is 00:42:05 I'm six-three. She's six-two. The one that came with her homeboy that wants to do content with Sharp. Oh, yeah, that girl. She wants to fuck Sharp? No. Her manager? Her boyfriend wants to shuntle?

Starting point is 00:42:14 Her manager wants her to fuck, wants the smoke with Sharpe. He wants to smoke. He wants to come in and do an episode where he goes to war with Sharp. He said he's from the new game and Sharp don't like the new game. He's a sneaker pimp.

Starting point is 00:42:25 Sneaker pimp? That's what they call it, I guess. What does that mean? Like, he's getting sneakers out the beach? New generation of pimps that do shit differently than the old generation? I don't really get it. But that's the new designation, apparently.

Starting point is 00:42:36 That's like Kelly was trying to offer me some sneakers for some dick. And I'm like, maybe that's what she means. Sneaker pimping. That's right. That's when you, yeah, you just get some sneakers out of to bitch to fucking. But you know what was like the really...

Starting point is 00:42:47 That sounds like a fair trade to me. This was the miserable part about fucking Kelly. There was no miserable part. There was a miserable part. You couldn't fuck her asshole because it was hemorrhaged. I didn't go for the hemorrhoid. But that's interesting that hemorrhoid and hemorrhage start with the same letters. I wonder if that's the root word.

Starting point is 00:43:02 I think it is. Anyway. We hook up. We did a blowjob scene first. Then we like did some shit for like 45 minutes an hour. I can never kiss her now. Then we have sex. We filmed that right after.

Starting point is 00:43:15 Then my. Postmates is here, right? So I go outside to eat my postmates. It's like a big bowl of like, you know. Claim chowder. Mexican stuff, beans, rice. Hash brown town. Hash browns, meat, cheese. You eat it?

Starting point is 00:43:30 No. Well, yeah. But I didn't have a fork. So you just ate it like, I don't know. I ate it with my bare hands. You're a fucking psychopath. Aren't you at your house? We're at the other house that apparently doesn't have any forks or running water?

Starting point is 00:43:43 You have other houses? Ew. Go crazy. You got a couple houses. Damn. Oh, because you don't want to fuck girls where you actually live.

Starting point is 00:43:51 You know, shit where you eat. Oh, that's a bar. That's what I was going to say. And fucking is shitting. I was going to say, you could just shit on the food that you eat. I could shit on the women that I have sex with. That's why I can't fuck.

Starting point is 00:44:02 That's why I can't. Are you grossed out by that? Yeah. I can't fuck after him. What if I smacker? You were smacker afterwards? I feel like you take showers and shit, though. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:44:12 So you're clean. Would you seriously? Wait a minute. he's so vintage so you meet a girl right now and you find out that AD fucked you two years ago I wouldn't give a fuck

Starting point is 00:44:22 what I'm saying I'm thinking about fuck I wouldn't care if she's fucked to you know but but she fucked at him I'd be like I don't know

Starting point is 00:44:29 about this one well just because I have a stye I don't even see it no more you didn't see the side it just popped last night okay now I see now I see why you fucking

Starting point is 00:44:38 that's why I was wearing sunglasses and also if you start hating them and put on these haters but that's why you got this from not showering well I don't know what I got it from but I know that I so basically I get on the flight to Hawaii

Starting point is 00:44:51 we land and my girl says look at your eye like open your phone I look at this shit you didn't feel it big ass bump on my eye like it somehow it happened like while I was on the flight and then I just fucking had to let it rock for a couple weeks but then also Gina's telling me that when she was in beauty school she picked up on hell of good remedies to get rid of your sty

Starting point is 00:45:14 quickly because apparently it happens to girls in school all the time. It's because they don't wash their makeup brushes. So you dirty ass nigga wash your face and you won't get a fucking style. Instead of washing your face with your cum rag use a clean rag. You definitely

Starting point is 00:45:29 You did the most match. You definitely give me the vibe of like you wash your ass in the shower. Wipe your ass with the towel and then wipe your face with the same towel. I actually believe there's a very important order of operations when you get the shower, which I go from top

Starting point is 00:45:48 to bottom. I apply the shampoo. I put the soap on my face. You are a goddamn lot. This is you do. Jump in, jump in, jump out. I feel like you stop at the waist. Three seconds, tops. I'm out. You stop at the waist

Starting point is 00:46:02 and just let the water just... Everything below my belly button is going to clean itself. Because you're building up a layer on your upper body. It's got to go somewhere right. It's going to go down. Hey, I literally seen Andrew Shultz and Charlemagne talking about that shit. You're going to give them.

Starting point is 00:46:17 About white people not washing their legs? You're going to give Linda just a non-showering period. And it was like basically they're not as cold because their extra layer of dirt is on you guys' skin. That's their theory? Yep. I don't know how I feel about that. You actually believe that?

Starting point is 00:46:34 I think anything's possible. I don't believe that at all. Extra layer of dirt. It's insane. So how are you guys dealing with the follow up from the Dave Chappelle special? What do you mean? How are we doing? were you at the protest no no you know it's crazy i just um on the way here i seen another scene of dave talking about being canceled or stuff he put out a new thing where he basically says

Starting point is 00:46:57 that he's willing to speak to the netflix employees etc now it's interesting because netflix has stood by him through this they're not taking the special down the CEOs made that perfectly clear it's not happening but the thing that dave said is that so he's working on a new film slash documentary slash whatever and that now it's like he's untouchable by all the corporations or companies that would normally be having conversations with him about buying his documentary piece that he's been working on because of all this, everybody's terrified to be associated with him, which is insane. He should just sell it to Netflix.

Starting point is 00:47:32 They already rocking with him. That's what I was thinking. That's not a bad idea. But he said he's going to start taking it to theaters. But honestly, Dave Chappelle has the pool that he can drop it himself and everybody looks crazy. But that's kind of the question is like, can Dave Chappelle? be canceled. They couldn't get rid of J.K. Rowling. But, okay, Dave Chappelle

Starting point is 00:47:49 can't be canceled in the sense that he could still play stadiums and do giant fucking shows for the rest of his life. But if all these streaming companies, if Hulu and Amazon Prime, and all these companies that are normally giving out checks to comedians or whoever for developing content, if they're all

Starting point is 00:48:06 going to slam the door in Dave Chappelle's face because of how crazy this whole Netflix thing has been, well, then A, they're a bunch of fucking pussies. And B, it says a lot about state of the world because i mean Netflix was rocking with them for this whole time and he had all kinds of controversial trans stuff and all the other previous specials right and even when he told people to not watch his show that nigga put a special on instagram bro that's hard

Starting point is 00:48:30 everybody watched that shit you put a special on instagram it was like how long was it's like 10 minutes i think that's hard yeah sure probably got dummy views dummy comes like his mouthpiece man there's so much fur in this motherfucker i'm committed i'm coming I was surprised you guys didn't pull up to the protest. To the Dave Chappelle, the Netflix protest? Okay, so you realize what happened is that the media said that there were going to be thousands. Over a thousand Netflix employees walking out. Is there a that's cat button?

Starting point is 00:49:03 It looked like he was like 30. It was like 30. It was like a couple dozen. And there was a ton of other people there protesting basically on behalf of Dave Chappelle. And the media like basically wants you to believe that there. is this big of an outrage against Dave Chappelle's special, when in reality it's like one of the biggest, most profitable, most watch specials in the history of Netflix.

Starting point is 00:49:26 But they're out here trying to make everybody think that this is really something that a lot of people are against. I'm going to go on a limb and say that if you were to like poll all of America, you'd probably find like 94% support of the Dave Chappelle special on Netflix. I agree. Motherfuckers are just not as sensitive as you would. get the idea from like the four trans people to work at Netflix or mad about this. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:49:51 I mean like at the end of the day, it's like you got to draw some type of line where like what's like jokes and what should be like taking seriously and like, I don't know. The idea, but they keep equating Dave Schabelle's special with like hate speech. As if he like, as if he said or did anything that implied that he hated trans people when in reality he just like question some, a few things. I think if anything, he gave a trans person an opportunity and was saddened by one of them losing their committing suicide. Yeah, so that shit was... Yeah, I really didn't watch this.

Starting point is 00:50:28 Yeah, so, I mean, basically what he said too, when he said when he's willing to talk to them, he said he wants trans people to watch it from top to the bottom before they come and talk to him. That's a fact. I feel like that should be the case with anything. You should not try to crucify somebody without looking at all the facts of something before you just decided to jump out the window.

Starting point is 00:50:48 Tell me about it. I had to deal with this shit here. What are you talking about? I'll tell you later. Oh, you got canceled? Speak on it. Anyway, cancel me. You got canceled at no jumper? Yeah, right?

Starting point is 00:50:56 I'm going to blow this motherfucker up for I'm canceled. Did you get kicked out of a click? Nah, I started a black no jumper. I was going to say, did you get kicked out of black no jumper? You did cause some shit. What I cost? If he come here, I'm going to set him up. Oh, my God.

Starting point is 00:51:11 It's been taking over my YouTube. algorithm. God. Do you want to speak on it? Could I speak on it? The thing is, first of all, a nigga was just talking,

Starting point is 00:51:23 you feel I mean? Charleston White is who he's referring to it. Yeah, I don't care. I mean, the thing is, I was just talking with him. You would set up another black brother.

Starting point is 00:51:29 You know, I was watching the nigger videos and shit, too, and I was like, I get the message what he's trying to say. It's the way he's going about it. His message isn't wrong.

Starting point is 00:51:38 It's just how the nigga. And then this is, it didn't make me mad, but it was dumb because it was like, Apparently, bro, you didn't do your research on me, who I am, who Housephone is, like, my nigga. They just had to play this as like little, like, naked minions. I'm like, bro, nigger been making money, bro, millions of views, all type of shit across the board. So it's like, you can't little boy me and Housephone want to come down to that shit.

Starting point is 00:52:00 You know what I'm saying? That's a fendi. That's the crazy thing that I was kind of shocked by his response is that he seems to, like, the thing that seems to baffle him is that I'm a white guy who hangs out with black guys. like he's like I never heard of it can't believe it can't wrap my head around it like he even said he goes I like racist white boys not like Adam 22

Starting point is 00:52:22 that was like a title I was the title I was kind of like okay he says I'm the reason why he doesn't like LA people I was laughing you're far from the worst yeah you honestly are pretty cool if there's a whole spectrum of street affiliated people

Starting point is 00:52:38 AD is the least of your fucking problems like this yeah there's some real nasty guys out here His whole point is that like, I get what he said. Because after he was saying all this shit and everything, I'm like, look, at the end of the day, you got to defend yourself. If a nigga say something, of course, I want you to talk shit and do all type of shit like that, right? But I looked at what he was saying, bro, you can't diss niggas who are deceased, bro. Niggas got moms, niggas got families, kids, all type of shit that don't need to be on the internet and hearing no shit like that. So if you really for your people, if you really for black people, bro,

Starting point is 00:53:12 you have to have another way of trying to do this shit because it seemed like you part of the problem. You antagonizing more violence and more grief and you're saying more shit, bro. Then you don't even got to happen, you know what I'm saying? So you being counterproductive when it come down to that shit. And then too, it's like, nigga, you do research that I'm a confident crypt, but you won't do research about me?

Starting point is 00:53:32 Google me, nigga. You feel me? I'm just saying. The costume. Google me. Yeah, Google Beeskin. You know what I'm saying? But yeah, you know, you can't ignore that shit.

Starting point is 00:53:43 Yeah, and this shit, too, is like, I ain't, I ain't man with a nigga do that shit. And then, too, like, I seen what he was saying about CMA. He was just like, I started with him because I liked him. And he made me mad. So it was just like, bro, this shit, nothing but a game and all fun and jokes for this nigga, bro. It feels like he's kind of like just saying whatever. Because, you know, I'm watching him, like, talk all this shit about me and you and shit. And then I'm watching him on Vlad.

Starting point is 00:54:03 And I'm just thinking, like, what's the difference between Vlad and me in his mind? I think he thinks that... Anything you can say about me, you're basically capable of saying about Vlad, but he's cool with Vlad, and he likes Vlad, so he's just going to rock with Vlad. That's cool,

Starting point is 00:54:16 but, like, you realize that, like, your argument is not, like, intellectually consistent at all, right? And my thing is, is, like, personally, I don't know the nigger

Starting point is 00:54:25 he didn't have wrong to me, but, you know, Nipsey Hustle meant something to us on the West Coast, you feel me? I got homies that meant a lot to me. You say, fuck my dead,

Starting point is 00:54:34 homies, you do all type of shit. Yeah, for no reason, bro. Like, come on. I mean, when the nigger say that he'll set you up and all the gloves is off. I ain't tripping over that shit, but if you're really for black people bro, you've been real counterproductive on that shit.

Starting point is 00:54:45 And my shit too is like, shit, you're talking about, you'll come here with the, before it, look, the thing is, he said, he had a lighted it under the table because the AC is blowing on. Oh, the lightest. The nigger said when Adam offered him an interview, mind you, Adam ain't into the politics and shit.

Starting point is 00:55:02 Wasn't nobody trying to set the nigga up. I just wanted to talk to him because I thought I was, he really thinks that we were trying to line to him. He said his spirit told him don't come. And he was going to come here with LAPD and all type of shit. So it's like, bro. He said he was going to pull up some sheriffs. Yeah, he's going to pull up with the baddest motherfuckers that there is.

Starting point is 00:55:21 Yeah, bro. And I feel like, bro, the nigger. Damn, this shit tastes good as fucking. It's like he tries. Thank you, the Uzimaki Pact, big cheap, you know what I'm saying? It seemed like he's trying to divide Texas in California. And we got gang of homies in Texas. Do you feel what I'm saying?

Starting point is 00:55:36 That's why I don't like California, nigg. Yeah, that's cool. I think it's hilarious. I know the niggas gonna see this. Hey, and listen, ain't nobody gonna set you up? Come to L.A., bro, we could talk face-to-face and shit like that. Now you're really going to think you're trying to set up. No, I'm being serious, though.

Starting point is 00:55:51 You kind of like see how he puts his thoughts together and how he does his content, and you realize why it's so easy for him to just talk for hours because he takes... Well, I ain't going to let nobody talk to me crazy. Like, he talked to other motherfuckers, and he ain't going to do that shit in my face. But he takes little things.

Starting point is 00:56:05 Like, the joke I made when you said, I would get him set up. up and I said, I'm going to interview him at the Motel 6. I was just fucking around. But he takes that, he goes, you see how the white man don't do you? He's going to go to the Moten 6 and you

Starting point is 00:56:20 and leave your ass at home. I was like, I was just kidding, bro. He's like stink meaner, honestly. And then the motherfuckers who podcast you went on, who's also black people, you over there saying, oh yeah, this y'all niggas are talking too, like, come on, my niggas all going in circles and all type of shit like that. And you feel me?

Starting point is 00:56:37 And I don't claim to be the craziest, big of it. But I guaranteed you, I will never let nobody talk to me crazy in front of my face on this goddamn podcast. Not you, not you, not nobody in the fucking world, bro. Not anyone else in the animal kingdom? No. Not Del? Maybe Mufasa. Not the candle.

Starting point is 00:56:57 Not the candle. Not the pop. Nobody. No, but you know, like, you know, but on some real shit, though, I shouldn't have said I'm going to set the nigga up because that ain't how I really feel. It's not like you were really going to do it. just like, you were kind of the same. I'll play, I'll play, I'll play. Hey, wait, just real quick, nigga, this shit tastes delicious, bro. That's that Uzimaki.

Starting point is 00:57:18 We've been working on that shit for like four months. I can tell, nigga, this shit tastes experimental. Hey, pass Bs because, blunt. What does Uzimaki mean? It's a playoff of Narito, my favorite anime. Okay. All right. I thought it was like a Kazumi thing.

Starting point is 00:57:30 Yeah, me too. Here. Pass Bucke's blunt. I'm totally, totally confident. your helmet is going to go up in flames here. You're going to get so high in there. Yeah, you're about to be, you're about to hobbox that bitch. We might as well just put somebody else on the mic.

Starting point is 00:57:48 We might as well just sub him out for Yuri. I like his version of passing the butt too. It just kind of hangs it out there. Whoever grabs it, nigga, whoever grabs it. Shout out to Yuri for letting me borrow his costume, honestly. That was so hard. Appreciate you. Shout to Yuri.

Starting point is 00:58:04 I'm done up being mad of that, nigga. Why are you mad at Y'Rew? I don't want to get into it. No. Jaws don't like the internal talks all the time. No, man. We got to expose everything on here. We just have to have a fine line between what is podcast fun and games and what is actual conversations that have to take place.

Starting point is 00:58:21 I don't think we ever had that conversation ever. I think the Wednesday show plays with that way more than the Tuesday show. That's a fact. Hey, T. Rale's a troll beggar. T. T. Rails on his high horse right now, man.

Starting point is 00:58:32 Academics are jacking him off. Yeah. You see him feeling himself on his Instagram. I'm proud of my homeboy Hey, listen No, can let me tell you something This nigga He didn't think I was good like that

Starting point is 00:58:46 And niggas told him I was good And nigger said, you know what? I see the potential And now nigger see T. Rouse potential And it's like, nigga, that's dope. Nicky, that's dope. Niggas at no jumper, bro. No, T Rale's a beast.

Starting point is 00:58:56 I fuck with him, man. We're creating an academy. Wow. People come in here. They discover their podcasting potential within the walls of the No Jumper Academy. I'll give you that.

Starting point is 00:59:07 It's like Hogwarts. You put the battery in my back, for show, for show. Juice it up. It's hard to tell sometimes when you're trying to shake my hand or when you're just. Man, look, do the handshake I taught you. No, I'm over that. Come on, man. Let's do a white guy handshake.

Starting point is 00:59:21 Hello, George. Why so serious? The question is, is like, because that's what I'm excited about with No Jumper is, like, starting more consistent stream. So it's not just Tuesday and Wednesday. We have more nights, more fun, more festivities, more money. How do we make it fun? He just get past that one. Oh, my fucking God.

Starting point is 00:59:47 Speaking of that, uh... You guys want to talk? Let's just have your raised conversations on air. Fuck it, let's do it. Just kidding, that would be awkward. I was ready. I'm like, all right. Changing.

Starting point is 01:00:03 I'm here with the demands. But I want to have more. ways that we could try out more yeah because there's like a lot of people like a T-Rell type like there's a bunch of people in my head right now who I'd like to try out but I don't necessarily want to like just throw them on the no jumper show maybe it's weird we already have a dynamic going sometimes you throw something in the mix it's a little weird I think it'd be cool to have more platforms more formats where we can throw people in you know we agree we need a no jumper like love love segment you feel me that's already good relationship segment we're working on that

Starting point is 01:00:35 Yeah, really. Why, you need some help. I can help you. You were the last person I want advice for him. What the fuck? I'm in a great relationship. Yeah, but it's like, I got 99 problems.

Starting point is 01:00:45 I got 99 problems. Yeah, but you don't count because you've been off the market for so long and you just so happened. You just so happen to like strike upon gold where you have a girl that you could fuck other girls with and shit like that. I feel like you, like you're so far removed from like a normal relationship that there's no way you could give me. me sound advice. It is very hard

Starting point is 01:01:07 for me to remember. What y'all? It's great. I'm high. Bro, this shit tastes amazing. I'm not even going to gas. I've been working on it for a while, man. Shout the big cheese. And it looks good. I can see the purpleish. I see this. The Joker is really face melting.

Starting point is 01:01:23 I don't know if he made that lawnmower or some. You sound like a car or a broken transmission. This niggis sound crazy. That's how I feel too. Yeah, are you going to, like, go home and murder your whole family? Like, you're just like feeling the-

Starting point is 01:01:45 Yeah, you're like feeling the character too much. I know, I was thinking about that. Maybe I get into it too much. Start yelling at everybody in the office. I felt kind of lame just being, like, cool and, like, chilling with everybody all day. I thought I should have been kind of, like, terrorizing them and yelling and shit. Yeah, honestly. You should have, like, locked ear in the closet or something.

Starting point is 01:01:59 Bro, you guys missed out on fucking No Jumper Christmas yesterday where I brought all my old clothes. I've seen that shit. You didn't get anything? Nah. We gave you the LRG hoodie. I need them. LRG told you to give it to me. Yeah.

Starting point is 01:02:12 I need them Supreme Fives. That's what I need. No, those are staying in the closet. Wow, look. Actually, do I even have this still? I got to check it off. I hope somebody's stolen from me. That'd be cool.

Starting point is 01:02:20 Encourage that. I encourage. Come take the Supreme Shoes. I encourage you just having good stuff that you just let sit around. That's why I had to ask for the chain. You just had it just sitting around. I'm trying to figure out like why you guys think I'm so dripping. and fix that.

Starting point is 01:02:38 You're trying to figure that out. I'm trying to just like, you know. That's your style. Your drip is having no drip. Your shit is like Bill Gates, bro. He's got money. You just like, fuck it. But what do I need to buy that?

Starting point is 01:02:50 A Lambo. Yeah. Give me your old car. No, I don't have an old car. Not your old car, but like, give me your car. Okay. And then you get a fucking Bentley truck. Okay.

Starting point is 01:03:02 But I'm talking about clothes right now. That's a part of the drip. Although I agree the Bentley would help. That's a part of the drip. I think you should buy every pair of high rollers first to start. Yeah, that's a fact. I don't think people would give me drip points if I was just wearing your shoes every day. No, people sent me that picture you posted there.

Starting point is 01:03:16 Like, oh, look, he creased them up. Look. I was like, bro, they're his shoes. They don't matter what you do. You gave me some great promo. Then my fucking Instagram got deleted. Go follow my new Instagram at Property of House phone. Why did your Instagram if you did delete?

Starting point is 01:03:30 I had hell of strikes, to be honest, so I don't know. I just woke up one day and it was gone. It's like scary to even post now. bro and like is just really fucking up my rollout plan i was going to drop all like i got like i got like three music videos already shot ready to go i'm ready to make my music come back you got a hat battle that's coming i got a hat battle like and both you didn't even wear hats today i know we this is like telepathic like you covered up your head and you because your your heads are both all worn out from throwing so many different hats on huh

Starting point is 01:03:58 nah my shit's beautiful i haven't been to the barber in a couple weeks i'm not taking off right now I'm counting on it the whole time. I haven't been to the barber in a couple of weeks, so my shit looking a little crazy right now. Hey, you know what's crazy, too, is that people are so invested in his hat battle now. They ask every day when we're doing it. And it's like, Housebones frontrunner,

Starting point is 01:04:17 like to make his hats, I had one of them on yesterday. And someone's like, that hat sucks. And I said, that's Housephone's people. What a great hat. First of all, are the people who make these hats pissed off that you guys are turning them against each other? Shout out to my homie, Laura Pooble, first of all.

Starting point is 01:04:31 Shout out to White, wait, wait, wait, wait, shout out to my boy. Shout out to Laura. Fubu. Shout out. He has a booth at Complex Con. Hey. My guy is moving up. Week.

Starting point is 01:04:40 You know what I'm a hateer? Does he get to just be Lord Fubu and that's not infringing on the Fubu copyright? Nah, he used to, he used to make beats. I don't know if he still makes beats. He still makes beats. He used to make beats. Yeah. His beats are hard too.

Starting point is 01:04:51 Yeah. And shout out to Watt Artaire. Yeah. Shout out to the Petscaola Mall. Shout out. Yeah. Shout out to the Pincicola. Why?

Starting point is 01:04:58 Shout out that guy. Fuck that nigga. What? Fuck the Pinsicola, nigga. Yeah. He kept me. He kept you safe while you were out there. Yeah, what you mean?

Starting point is 01:05:06 He can keep me safe. Wow. He laced you up with some terrible hats. Suicide in the building. Shout out of OG suicide, man. Out here. Out here. 80, you should have been OG suicide for Halloween.

Starting point is 01:05:20 That would have been hard. That would be tight. What's it going to do different? I don't understand how Treve just nailed the Adam 22 look. That was crazy. Insane with the bald cap. Bald cap and everything. Yeah, his head felt like a fucking baked potato.

Starting point is 01:05:34 Right. I touched it. I felt like it was been a cave in. How did you feel when you saw Boosie's homophobic comments towards the Lil Nas X? I'm going to be honest with you. I was like, hey, man, this nigga is wild, bro. Like, like, the Lil Nas X is amazing at the internet. He didn't even do nothing crazy.

Starting point is 01:05:59 He just like kind of bit. He threw a little bit and he just, Boosie just bit. number one rule of the internet never cause somebody to f word well that is a good rule too but number one don't tell somebody to kill themselves yeah don't let somebody get you out of character

Starting point is 01:06:14 that's the number one rule of the internet is like you stay chill don't don't show your hand don't let people know what pisses you off etc etc and that's why when little nazazes gets to go on Instagram live and say something for like five seconds and say like oh yeah I got something coming out with busi

Starting point is 01:06:29 ha ha and then for busi to be so mad that he basically does like probably like actual damage to his career by going on Twitter in all caps. The worst place to do this. And I say this with much love and respect for Boosie because he's obviously one of the greats of all time and rap music. Love the guy trying to get him on the podcast recently. He for some reason bailed on me. Had him on before with a little blurry.

Starting point is 01:06:52 But remember where is little blurry in all this? That was a great era in the Boone. That's a great era, man. That's true. He really saw some potential. That's a little white kid on. Yeah. He was nice.

Starting point is 01:07:01 Yeah. We better not let you get your hands. on him. The fuck you mean? You're going to have claw marks on his back. Anyway, anyway, when Lil' 9-X gets to say something like that on Instagram Live

Starting point is 01:07:14 and then Boosie goes all caps status on Twitter it's not good. And I'm pretty sure he had to delete the tweet. Of course he had to. Because, you know, Twitter has rules that do not look kindly upon like serious

Starting point is 01:07:31 homophobia like the F word. is probably something that they're definitely not. Adam can take his dick out and fuck people on there, and it's all good. Adam could be getting his ass ate on Twitter and like, that's fine. Would you rather live in a world where I'm not allowed to get my ass eating on Twitter? Because to me, that's probably one of the best things about Twitter is that you can get your ass eating on there and your account doesn't go away. Or like Zay Hilfiger could suck a glass dildo crying.

Starting point is 01:07:54 Oh, God. Saliva dripping out of his mouth. I don't know, man. Busy just took it too far. Like, I think Bussie... I think Adam 22 took it too far, but you know, assing on Twitter getting his ass a and get his dick sucked at the same time

Starting point is 01:08:08 I responded to Bussey's tweet with the video I'm getting my ass eating and no you didn't I swear to God you did surprise you didn't I'm following me did you actually yeah wait wait you replied to the the tweeting question no that's a good idea but no I did it on another one you're talking about his movie or something he's talking about something else I was responded with the video

Starting point is 01:08:28 he's a fucking troll that's what I'm lit I'm lit. Why not? You think I'm scared of Boosie seeing me get my ass eating? No. I don't think you're not scared. You're fearless.

Starting point is 01:08:40 I don't think you're scared of anything. Fearless, dude. You're the Joker. A man ran in and put a gun to your head and you laughed. I know. And for some reason it went viral and Twitter on TikTok this weekend. That? Yeah.

Starting point is 01:08:51 Really? Because the videos of it on YouTube, I saw in our analytics got a shill out of views and I'm wondering why. And then I realized that there's a TikTok of the guy pulling the strap out on me. that got six million views on TikTok. Wow. Crazy, right? It should be on the no jumber TikTok,

Starting point is 01:09:05 which you should follow at no jumper TikTok. 1.1 million. I need to get on TikTok, too. And you guys got to start tagging us on TikTok. I'll tell the team. Tell the team, please. I'm going to tag your dad and say to you. My dad is a damn dumbnale.

Starting point is 01:09:19 That's all I mean. My dad has almost a million TikTok follow. What do you mean? Your dad has a million. My dad. What is he doing? And he's coming on my show next week as well. Oh, my God.

Starting point is 01:09:27 I got to be there. You got to be there. Come on. Let's go. You got to bring your mom to it. this point. No, they're not together. No, I'm just saying.

Starting point is 01:09:35 I know, but I'm just saying, like, that'll be hard as foot. Wait, we, we, we, anyway, Boosie. I was at the mall when I saw that shit. I was just, like, real worried. I had to put my phone away. You were worried.

Starting point is 01:09:47 Just worried for him because I feel like he's, like, you know, I care about Boosie's legacy and how he's perceived and everything. And I just feel like he's kind of doing, like, actual damage to his career when he goes on Twitter and says something like that. And I just don't, I just think it's misguided.

Starting point is 01:10:02 Like I think he could be the voice of the people who feel the way that he feels. Without taking it like that. I am totally pro-gave, et cetera. But if Boosie wants to be the voice of people who think that what Lil'Naz X is doing is not good, that, you know, cool. Like you can have that opinion. Clearly there's a lot of people who feel that way. But when you take it to drop him the F-Barm on Twitter and when you take it to tell him the kid to kill himself and shit,

Starting point is 01:10:26 you're crossing a big old line as far as I'm concerned where you're going to, to end up banned from Twitter as well, like you're already off Instagram and shit. And it's just, you don't want to be like me banned from everything. And it tarnishes the, if he has a serious, it's trying to silence me, bro. Listen, if he has a serious point to make, he should not be prefacing that point with, you know, calling him that and telling him to kill himself. It's no good. It's just like there's no winning to that at all. You're just going to look bad.

Starting point is 01:10:53 You're going to look like an asshole. They're going to try to cancel you from bigger shit. Like, no, like, big corporate company is going to want to work with you. Hey, Bousie out here. He's Kari Urban. He don't give a fuck. He's ready to go down with the ship. Yeah, Kyrie Irving is on some shit, too, man.

Starting point is 01:11:07 That nigga... Maybe I just made the video about... Saw that. Supporting him. Crazy. He's out here, too. Jesus. I had Krip Mac in the CVS getting vaccinated.

Starting point is 01:11:17 Yeah, he took advantage of him. How is that? He did his own research. He said Mama Bear and Granny Bear, both got vaccinated as well. He did. He did his own research. Yeah, talking to his grandma and his mom, which is, you know...

Starting point is 01:11:27 For me... Is that science base, but you go on? It was kind of weird for me to realized that the whole reason why he was getting vaccinated was because he knew two people that had, like all I had to tell him was Crip Mac. I got vaccinated. My girl got vaccinated. My whole family got vaccinated.

Starting point is 01:11:42 That was enough for him, which fair enough. Whatever. It's probably enough for a lot of people, though. I now know his government. It's not, it's not Crip Mac? No. Wow. I'm not going to say it.

Starting point is 01:11:52 Don't, but I thought it was Crip Mac this whole time. It was just an awkward moment when they yelled it out at the CVS. He's like, oh, good. Me and Trevor are just looking at each other. like what? And then we're like it's you! What was it like? Cool name. Cornelius?

Starting point is 01:12:09 I know a nigga name of Cornelius. Borneelius. If his name was Cornelius, then he would just call him. No, he's a crit, right. Cornelius. He'd still be Cornelius, but Cornholio. Cornholio. If Critman's name was Cornholio, now we're talking.

Starting point is 01:12:26 You're... We should get us to do the cornholio thing, though, where he puts his shirt up over his head and that would actually I need TD for my bunghole. No, I don't do that boy like that. No, yeah. I need cream for my butt hole. Oh my God. That's the Kelly K version.

Starting point is 01:12:44 M.G.K. gave me a hemorrhoid in my butt hole. How do you, hey, how do you think he woke up this morning? Did that shit got like, what, like $100,000 views already or some shit? They got like 200K right now. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Hey, yo, Hollywood on lock, got it. Jason Lee.

Starting point is 01:12:58 Shout out Jason Lee. That's my boy. I think I lost hell of weight You're out here I'm trying to get on that You're off that Molly Okay Probably not But he off that Molly

Starting point is 01:13:09 I love Jason Lee What if he just started working out Or got like gasic bypassed I mean it's probably more likely that Yeah That he got Molly's the old school way to lose weight I never lost weight off of Molly

Starting point is 01:13:18 You're not losing weight Period because you're in here eating Chaco nuts or whatever the hell it's called You wasn't you wasn't taking enough Molly That's what I'm cooking chocolate bites Chaco bites right I'm trying to get a bitch to eat my cocoa nuts.

Starting point is 01:13:32 You don't got none? You got no bitches? Not right now, bro. Really? You sound like T-Rill. You got no bitches? You're going through shit. You need a bitch right now.

Starting point is 01:13:41 It's just, even. Yeah, but, like, I think that's why I don't need a bitch because these bitches be just adding more stress. So when that one stripper that we always be talking about when she talks about her man on the gram,

Starting point is 01:13:53 that's not you. Wait, who? Oh, no, nigga, relax. Oh, yeah, it is. That's not you? Y'all got to relax, no. For a while, I was thinking. I think she was talking about you.

Starting point is 01:14:01 That's the homie, bro. That's not my bitch. Relax. Okay. You never went down that road? No, do you remember? How were you? I would have chased that down.

Starting point is 01:14:09 Chase that cat. I want to ask you, do you remember this one specific girl that I brought here this one time? Which you're probably not going to remember. Yuri might remember because that's why I was here. Zan princess? No, no, no. This is a while ago. Like, Yuri made me come here to do a fucking beer pong thing with him and Lucha.

Starting point is 01:14:26 And I brought this girl. I remember I spilled a drink all over her. Nick, I was there. You was there. It was me and you battling each other. Wow, that was when I was back alcoholic AD, different age. Hey, I'm not going to lie, that was fun, actually. AD stood an alcoholic dude at the time.

Starting point is 01:14:41 Now it's the alkaline dude. Wow. You can just freestyle that too. And I was lying. That was hard. Alkaline. Honestly, you said it with so much confidence. I think we all believed it.

Starting point is 01:14:51 Yeah. That was hard. It's our role. It's our role. But yeah, basically I rekindled the old flame today. That's what I was trying to say. That girl. Yeah, that girl.

Starting point is 01:14:59 Say her name. Nope. You need to hit up the Zan princess. That's the homie. She'd be doing the live streams with me. She gave me a shirt and I had to bring it back here because it was too small. The nigga works. Yeah, work out.

Starting point is 01:15:10 It's going to be even tighter. Oh, because you're going to get buck. Befitting me like an affliction shirt. I bought this palace crew neck like last year and I still have not worn it because it was, it was an XL, but it fit hell of tight. So you're just waiting to lose weight? I literally have it in the plastic, in the bag in my room still. Just waiting to lose some weight. Bro, I did the massive closet overhaul.

Starting point is 01:15:31 I got rid of so much shit. What did that shit? What is Supreme Vives are? No. But now Josh and Trev and Bosanovo, I have all my clothes. Who do you think needed it the most? If you see them rocking any, like, Adam 22 recycled fits, just know. Roast them about it.

Starting point is 01:15:47 Point it out. That is what's going to come in. You thought I was going to take some shirts. I ain't take shit. You're too proud to take Adam 22 left of course. Yeah, facts. After I found out about your shot routine, they could keep them.

Starting point is 01:15:58 Burn them, motherfucking. Take a shower. Hey. Fuck y'all. Nika, just take a shower. I see a shower every day. You just lied, that. The woman who bleached my hair

Starting point is 01:16:16 was pissed at me because I took a shower immediately and washed my hair and she said you're better off having all your oil in your hair before you get your hair died. That's a fact because you don't want to just burn your fucking scalp. Would you mean mad if it like the die fucked it up? and you had to get like another operation?

Starting point is 01:16:32 Yeah, that would be crazy, right? Yeah, that would be upset. What if it just burnt the follicles or some shit? I know. I was thinking about that. I don't think that's a thing. Would you be down to go back to ball at him? Yeah, I'm trying to avoid it.

Starting point is 01:16:43 Yeah. I can tell. You've been looking at Treve all day. You don't want to look like that, right? I know you don't want to look like that. I told him, too. I said, it looked like, he's like Cayu, bro. Would you rather walk in the club?

Starting point is 01:16:52 You'd rather walk in the club with me looking like normal me, like the way I looked yesterday versus the way that Treve looks right now. Hair out in the club. Reminds me of the Fons. He's like, hey. Yeah. You're dating yourself by even acknowledging that you know who the Fonz is.

Starting point is 01:17:08 Happy Days? That shit was cracker. That shit is old school. I used to watch that shit at late night. Very old school. I love Happy Days. I think he had a leather jacket on, right? The Fons, yeah.

Starting point is 01:17:16 He was so, he was the coolest. Wasn't it a name like Henry Winkler or something? Henry Winkler. Yeah. Winkler. I don't like that name. Hilly Diddler. B bothers you?

Starting point is 01:17:25 That sounds like a didler. There's a Dittler on the roof. That's a dittler. I said that You laugh so hard that day Instead of the riddler This is the didler No

Starting point is 01:17:36 No they have Batman saying that Look at that dittler over there You're a kitty fiddler Oh my God Namblea You know I still don't watch The Nambo documentary And you smell like kitty litter

Starting point is 01:17:48 I dare you to say Nambla in a bar No Well you can hate on them Fuck Nambler I don't fuck with these niggas I ain't Nambler I ain't fucking with these kids

Starting point is 01:18:00 I ain't Mambler I'm fucking with your boys Yeah that ain't even like Yeah yeah that's good The boys is better Because the B and Nambl stands for boys That's a good one Speaking of the boys

Starting point is 01:18:11 When they bring that show back Pause Um No Yeah yeah yeah good You can say that Okay You can say that

Starting point is 01:18:18 Are you guys watching you? Yeah I'm on season two Yeah but Season two Oh yeah you're late I'm almost done season three Yeah you're late buddy So hard right

Starting point is 01:18:26 But that nitty remind me to you. What? I got no bodies. Nah, that nigga reminded me a Yuri.

Starting point is 01:18:31 So he wouldn't know. He got even less bodies than me. Is that how he found Riley? He stalked her? Oh. Wow.

Starting point is 01:18:39 I'm already at. Look. He got her at herself. Look. No to himself. He got the black no jumpers.

Starting point is 01:18:49 Yo, he found Riley on a college campus drunk trying to take the train back home. Oh my God. And he's like, oh,

Starting point is 01:18:56 he's a attack. Yeah, he's like, oh, I found your phone. He hit a Vitale move on her. Yo, we're like. Chipped off from behind the bush. We got to check Yuri's basement now. Make sure he don't got a fucking, got some cage. Got some teeth?

Starting point is 01:19:10 He's got a cage in the teeth or in the basement. There aren't really basements out here. Yeah, I finished season one like two days ago. I can't believe you were this far behind. No, bro, I was like so against watching. And then, bro, the show. It was lit. Why?

Starting point is 01:19:22 Yeah, it's been hard. Because it's too many shows. And everybody's like, you was so good. And I'm like, that was like two years ago, though. I mean, it's all. there now. Well, you still haven't heard a whole lot of red. So, like, nope. Have you been seeing the clips from his shows, bro?

Starting point is 01:19:36 His shows look crazy. That's how creepy he is. Bro. She wouldn't even listen to a whole lot of red. I had a nigga Shank Ola for a pie. Ola from Frozen? No. Oh, a lot of rent.

Starting point is 01:19:48 Wife and Lucci versus Thug. Oh, my God. Shout out the tribal of Ross. Bro. That shit is amazing. Like, he revealed so, like, this nigga, I don't understand how you can cram that much research into one video. But I mean, if you're going to take like weeks to do research on a topic, I could see it.

Starting point is 01:20:08 Like if that was my whole, my main gig. Yeah. Because all you got to do if you want to start bringing stuff to the surface is start finding people who'll talk to you who are. Bro, that's not how he's getting none of this information. He's not talking to nobody. That's what I would do, though. Yeah, that's what you would do.

Starting point is 01:20:20 But he's, that niggas just sitting on fucking Google. He's on Reddit. Just looking shit up, bro, going crazy. It's like, nah, he for show is on Reddit. Look at this random Reddit comment that got three likes. that says that this person killed this person. But they'd be right though. They'd be like revealing years later like, yeah, this nigga

Starting point is 01:20:36 actually did kill this nigga or like this YouTube comment was like right. The crazy thing about all that is how in all of it, I mean, you've never known Thug to get locked up. No. Like they make him sound like in that video, it makes it sound like Thug is like so with the streets and shit. But Thug has pretty much breezed through his time in the music. music industry unscathed.

Starting point is 01:21:01 He did a great job at like morphing into this like pop culture figure that doesn't even really get because like remember when he first came out he was like you know beaving with this person

Starting point is 01:21:15 beefing with that person. It was all just like street shit going on but he like morphed into this like pop character where they like unless you know about the old thug and you know about all that shit like you wouldn't even look at him like that you feel me? Love thug.

Starting point is 01:21:30 Innovator music, bro. You want to go try to link with him this week? What you mean? Let's go. We're going to an event, I think. Oh, for his album? Well, Thursday, the, the peso, suede, et cetera, show. That's going to be hard.

Starting point is 01:21:45 Where's that out? Swifty blue. Let's go. Thursday. Let's go. And then there's also a record release. You ready to pop outside now? Let's go.

Starting point is 01:21:55 Let's go. We're going to bring Kiki. That's my boy. you coming with us AD or you fucking got some clubs those he's always making I'm booked Thursday you are I told you that I knew it I knew it twice Sunday then I got to roll

Starting point is 01:22:08 I might bring TRL we might have to I'm gonna bring all my homies because you're making up shit you gotta go get your fucking tampon change or something whoa you just freestyle a booking off the head niggas on my page you getting heavy bookings now

Starting point is 01:22:24 bro I've got a lot of bookings to do what pull up to a tennis salon or something What? What's you getting booked for? To get your assay? Nothing. Yeah, pretty much. Get an asshole bleaching.

Starting point is 01:22:35 My girl booking girls to eat my butt. Eat his butt. Oh, my God. Chow down. She's like, I don't want it to do this shit no more. Let me get another business. He smells so bad. I don't want to eat this stinky hair you ass no more.

Starting point is 01:22:52 I'm going to get fucking exiled from the porn industry because of you guys spreading lies about my health. Traveler Ross. is going to make a video about you. Well, I'm over here doing scenes with girls and having to explain my stye to them first. You've got to get Lina a sty eating that stinky man, but... You never know. She's been avoiding it.

Starting point is 01:23:09 She's been talking... She's told me. She's like, yeah, it's kind of sucked having sex with you for the past couple of weeks because you've had that big a stye on your fucking eye. I'm like, thanks, babe. When you got this mold on your back? Mold? What fuck is the mold?

Starting point is 01:23:22 It's the sty transferable? Like... No. Styes are contagious. But it's gross. Is it contagious? Oh my, Mr. Science, man. Tell us about your eye.

Starting point is 01:23:31 Honestly, pretty much right after we did anal, I went and took care of my stye. I put the same glasses on that. You just fucking had your fucking sty eye on. Yeah, and B's because it'll look like hitch in a minute. Damn. God damn it. I didn't have those on. No, I'll put your fucking hater blockers on.

Starting point is 01:23:46 Which definitely rubs your stye. I'm pretty sure hater blockers are also stye blockers from what I've heard. Maybe I should block some haters for a little while. I'm not seeing the chat right now. Josh, can we see the fucking donoos? Dono. I love to check in with the fans because we want to know what they want us to talk about. That's a fact.

Starting point is 01:24:04 We freestowed this whole show. We didn't even like. I know. Somehow in the getting the Joker costume applied and then interviewing Toby from H-2O, which is a fire interview coming soon. Who the fuck is Toby? H-3. It's a legendary New York City hardcore band. And then also interviewing the professor.

Starting point is 01:24:23 Shots a professor. Crossing niggas up in jail. We filmed a fucking TikTok where he does the off the hezy to me. What's off the he's where he fucking takes the ball and he like bounces it off your head while while you're like guarding him? Yeah, you don't remember that from like NBA Street? Off the hezy. I don't know how impressive it's going to look, but I am dressed like the Joker, so it'll probably be pretty cool. That should be my new Instagram.

Starting point is 01:24:47 I might go viral. Off the hezy. Off the house phone. Off the housey. Off the ketamine. Here we go. What I can't look like I can read the screen. Stite in my eye.

Starting point is 01:24:58 As if you're going to be able to be able to. to read the fucking screen. Stide in my eye. So like I'm about to die. Check in with me. Yeah. And clean my eye. Uh-huh.

Starting point is 01:25:07 We will not wash. Oh, my gosh. Nope. I won't take a shower. Yep. Eat it for an hour. Fuck y'all. From the bottom of my heart.

Starting point is 01:25:18 I won't wash my dick. I still fuck a bitch. Him way. I'm reading. I'm reading these things. Uh. just changing it up is that that's the current order right here Blake Esco is my name

Starting point is 01:25:38 cool Adam with the vintage Joker look I see you that's what you do con no so sorry said thank you Michael Metroke 4 said like for the algorithm $5 appreciate you bra Blake Escobales $10 said Blake Esco listen to my music and videos shout out to Blake Esco

Starting point is 01:25:59 free alchavo five dollars that Adam that cost him is fire appreciate you yeah it is pretty gas metro Metro Metro 4 likes are free appreciate you Xavier Maddox 2 dollars house phone dressed up as little perp

Starting point is 01:26:14 grape and hood little per Those are all the ones from today Okay well if you guys do want to get more donations Then we will see them just so you know that we are tapped in Shout out to the motherfucking chat man I hope y'all

Starting point is 01:26:29 niggas in there going crazy. You don't think how someone's going to get in trouble for wearing this bandana? No. The last time I wore a bandana, somebody... We're not taking you to Watts like this.

Starting point is 01:26:39 No, I'm definitely not. He got like that light purple. He ain't got like the car. Yeah, but if certain people see me and they see any type of purple, they're going to be like, yeah, nigga. Hold on. You know, I wish you had a greedo feature.

Starting point is 01:26:52 I need a greed up feature. I need an AD feature. You can't get one, but you know who could. He on the album. Aren't you on the album? Shout out to Chris. Adam, you should have did an intro on their interlude or something. Hey, and I would like to throw this out there is that

Starting point is 01:27:08 Crip Mac is looking for a manager. You should manage it. He hit me and AD up multiple times the other day. He didn't want me to manage him. He wanted you to manage him. I got things going on. I don't think I'm the man for the job. I got things going on.

Starting point is 01:27:21 I have a strong desire to stay out. So you'll take this nigga get vaccinated and he just leave him on the dust after that. Exactly. So that's fucked up. I'll get vaccinated, but I won't manage him. Listen, I'm trying to take care of his life, but not his career. Adam 22 is an apolitical person out here in these streets. I feel like a political person.

Starting point is 01:27:40 I love for Crip Macbeth. I feel like a political prisoner, bro. They kind of silenced me everywhere. They took my Twitter. They took my damn Instagram. What's next? What's next? You're being silenced.

Starting point is 01:27:50 I feel like I need to stand up. We need to protest to get my Instagram back. Ian Conner got to keep his fucking social media. Let me know where. You're out here trying to be the next to Ian Connor. You're not going to get there if you can't build up your socials. Wait, that's a little homie. That's your little homie?

Starting point is 01:28:07 No, I'm going to say Ian Dior. Never mind. You're fucking fried. You are way too proud. What is wrong? What is wrong? I meant to say E and D. No, but that's what I, when I think of the fucking.

Starting point is 01:28:28 I like the Desto-D-D-D-D-D comparison more. Oh, yeah? I like that more. Yeah, because you didn't really get, like, canceled before you started your shoe brand. No, that's what I'm saying. I'm trying to stay away from that. Yeah. No?

Starting point is 01:28:38 You were just out here in the streets. Not really. Trapping out the hammy on everything. Trapping out the hammy with the blammy. Moons over my hammy. Killing a nigga and his family. Best Denny's San Jose. When are we all going out?

Starting point is 01:28:50 We're supposed to start doing stuff more socially since I think, you know, Pensacola kind of proved to us that is a good idea to leave the house together. Mm. Good content. The office, rather. Good content. I'm down to go to a fucking hunter house man That would be hard

Starting point is 01:29:04 But I'm not going to like no crazy Like McKaney Manor type shit Nah nigger let's go to like Hollywood Hollywood or something Yeah yeah I'm down to do some shit like that I'm down to go to like six flags And then had Trevin fucking year you've locked this shit It's got to Disneyland

Starting point is 01:29:17 Nah we need some scary I'm scared already I don't want to fucking good I'm scared already I don't want some dude jumping out Trying to scare me and shit I know I need to see the costume You think I'm a crazy guy

Starting point is 01:29:29 In reality, Adam is hell of jumpy. Every time I see him at a festival or at a show, he doesn't know I'm there. I run up on him like, ah, he would like jump out of his pants. He tried that bullshit with me, too. I did. I did. I tried to do that to you. You didn't move at all.

Starting point is 01:29:41 And the fucking fresh and fit nigga literally almost jumped out of his t-shirt. When the guy pulled up on me with the gun, I thought it was house phone. Shut the fuck up. All black people don't look like at him. He wasn't black at all. I think Adam is just used to me doing that trolling him. That is like, honestly, like the-shed the fuck out. Are you joking?

Starting point is 01:29:58 You know, obviously, like, your mind. is moving very fast in that moment and especially when your brain has been slowed down by consuming marijuana all night But yeah, that is kind of like me when I let out the giggle, which is what so many people were confused about That is kind of what was going through in my head is like is this house phone playing a joke Well, I'm sorry, bro. I gave me like that much PTSD. I'm sorry. Sorry, bro. You've traumatized me Sorry, my boy. It's damn. Why would you think that was me? That's just the kind of psychopath shit you would do what?

Starting point is 01:30:29 Maybe not. Maybe back then. Definitely. But now or not. This is also around the area where you were like trash in the Pacific Sunware. Yeah. Also, I feel like now there's too many blammy's around. And I feel like if you didn't know fast enough, you might have just shot me.

Starting point is 01:30:47 You know what I do when someone shows me a blammy? Try it. Try it. Yeah. What if you like cycle? What if you're like cyclops and you got like some fucking laser in them shit? That would be such a dream. What were the superhero powers that you fantasized about as a kid the most?

Starting point is 01:31:06 Flying. Wolverine. I wanted to be able to make fucking big claws pop out of my hands. I thought that would be pretty cool. You're a psycho. Yeah. I wanted to fly. I want to be able to disappear.

Starting point is 01:31:15 I wanted to be invisible so I could rob banks. That's what I'm saying. And fly so you can get away. Feel me? Then you don't have to rob a bank. Big Herk robbed a bank. Who the fuck is Big Herk? You want to Big Eric?

Starting point is 01:31:27 From the Fresh Out channel? Huh? You'd be speaking to different language sometime. He's got a popping-ass channel. He got like fucking 4 million subs or shit. It's like a prison channel.

Starting point is 01:31:38 There we go. His interviews drop it soon. You should check in with him. He gave me some pre-workout. I think it's time to... Pre-outine? I think it's time to update me and AD's interviews.

Starting point is 01:31:49 Oh, you guys want new interviews? I talk to you all the fucking time. I know. I like my interview because it keep getting traction. We got to update it, though, no. Yeah. I need an interview. somebody else i need vlad to give me an interview we should do it interview i did that before

Starting point is 01:32:02 of course you do it yeah he brought like random people with them and show you you brought random people on you're like some guy just met is just sitting there was my fucking producers sorry j n i he just met just here sit in a glad interview with you here no there has to be a high percentage of motherfuckers who came here who didn't know nobody in l.a like that and just met somebody before they came here it was like oh yeah come with me but you got to have some pull to be able to bring somebody on your Vlad interview. That's how you know the AD in these screets. Because normally Vlad is just like, no. No. Really?

Starting point is 01:32:35 He told you that? No, but I just feel like Vlad is very picky about who he has on a show and whatnot. I like that. You don't give a fuck. You're like, bring anybody on. Yeah. All your homies, bring them on. No, I mean, I used to do that a lot, but it usually sucks, but sometimes I'll let him do it anyway. Bro, I'm pretty sure. I let Trayway 6K just have random. But they are wrapped together. And one was the threat, dude, who's fire.

Starting point is 01:32:57 I'm gonna say they all rap together. But I didn't even ask any questions when he's just like, can I bring them on? I'm like, all right. I didn't even realize the other one was a popping rapper. Oh, boy. I was mad at myself after. All right.

Starting point is 01:33:06 Okay. 1111 said best Halloween movie. I have no opinion. Scream 2. Takes a Chainsaw Masker series. Nigger Hereditary. Can you do a Halloween movie series? Can you do a good Joker laugh?

Starting point is 01:33:18 That's what Juanita Bro said. No, here's my laugh. That's some thriller. notorious tito said free the wolf what the hell does that mean oh he's talking about grito the wolf of grape street free to guys rj said send my jordan for his house phone oh i did do an instagram sale and i never sent the stuff off creating chaos sorry guys appears to be a woman and it says i'll eat all that cake at him pause she just shot her shot like wanted to eat your ass in the comments that's crazy you got to dm somebody's that ad ad adam

Starting point is 01:33:57 when y'all having Snoopy badass on the show. Housephone, lose weight. Also, spiffy Luciano from L.A. with All money in. Nips, protege. Get him on the show. All right. I got to check him out. Snoopy badass.

Starting point is 01:34:11 I saw that he has an interview with this guy I met the other day. So I got to watch it because my name is in the title. But I don't know what the hell he's saying about me. I saw a clip where he has like a... I've seen some shit before. He basically was just asking, like, he feels like he should have got an interview a long time ago. A lot of people call me and say the same thing about how they deserve an interview from you.

Starting point is 01:34:30 This is my thing. I saw a thing where he was saying basically that he believes that YG and Wack have conspired to tell me not to interview Snoopy Badass. I would just like to clarify that neither of them have ever said anything about him to me. So I'm just kind of in the dark about that. In a dark. Arsenal Fan 13 said you should interview Tim Dillon. I agree. You should message him on social media and tell Tim Dillon to do an interview with me.

Starting point is 01:34:56 Who's Tim Dillon? Comedian. Who's Tim Dillon? It's hilarious. She's not rogan all the sun shit. Nando said, Adam. I don't know if it's the costume or all the Halloween candy, but you looking thick. What?

Starting point is 01:35:09 I have gained a little weight. It'd be so crazy that, like, the men viewers are the ones that will speak on our weight fluctuations. But I appreciate it because that kind of thing. It keeps you in line. Yeah, it motivates me to lose weight when the fans talk shit. So as much as I'm probably going to restrict your comment on Instagram so you can't comment that. No, I'll let you. You can call me fat.

Starting point is 01:35:28 That's cool. Honestly, I let niggas say whatever they want. But then I'll say something back and then that's probably why I got deleted because I'd be cussing niggas out. You did some military person. I think that every, because just now, I just thought about that. I posted a fucking condomit trick and I used the offset gym clip where he has a very, very hard series of bars where he says, I'm from a murder zone talking murder on the burner phone. And I was going to put that as the caption, but then I immediately realized like,

Starting point is 01:35:56 oh, you can't write anything like that on Instagram anymore. Yeah Also I probably just shouldn't write that anymore I had put on fucking this bitch And spreading them ass cheeks That booty hole pink And it got deleted As the caption

Starting point is 01:36:07 The AD was like you should probably change that And I was like damn you're right Real friends No honest It's my boy My niggins Nick Toria said You guys should do a calling show

Starting point is 01:36:17 To have fans say There were big of stories Like girl problems and stuff I do agree Yuri let's do an after show Some night soon Or we'll just do a stream Where we just

Starting point is 01:36:25 Turn the Discord on or something and just take some collars. That's a great idea. I like that idea. There's going to be somebody like, yeah, Adam fucked my girlfriend in 2016, bro. Off 18 Zanz. It's like, dude, we fucking, we like took a picture with Adam, and then next thing I know, my fucking girl just disappeared.

Starting point is 01:36:47 Barracks 94 said I used to hate house phone, but he turned out to be cool. A lot of people say that. Allegedly. Now, one time we was at a concert, and I was like in the mosque people to everybody, and someone said that to me in a much bit like dude I thought you

Starting point is 01:37:02 This manned This Mexican kid looked at me and was like Dude I thought you sucked but you're fucking tight Dude the bigger For sure thank you The bigger that Cardi gets And to a lesser extent The bigger that you get

Starting point is 01:37:14 The funnier that fucking photo gets Houseful literally elbowing Playboy Cardi Basically a god to a lot of you weird ass kids In the head And now you're Eskimo bros with him man, me possibly being Eskimo bros with him. That is true.

Starting point is 01:37:32 Shout out to Kelly Kay. Shout out to her, man. She's such a... Though Tyga on the list, too. Damn. I feel like you probably pipe. I feel like we all probably pipe at least one girl that Tiger is probably.

Starting point is 01:37:42 I feel like Tiger's fucking everybody out here. Like... Don't say it. No. I was just for to say, just, yeah. At this point, I'm not even surprised by... Balk and plug.

Starting point is 01:37:55 Why y'all always late? Love you. Fuck you. I was late. We got here eventually. Yeah. Lucy Ruth Streams said, interviewed Brittany Renner again.

Starting point is 01:38:02 I would love to. You should definitely tell her to do that. She's a goat. I don't know if she likes us anymore. Why? What did you do? I don't know. I just haven't talked to her in a while.

Starting point is 01:38:08 She fucking walked past her seat after you're not showering for a week. Ever since she got impregnated by the basketball player? She unfollowed me when she got wiped up and impregnated. But now she's back down on the gram again. So maybe you should. Maybe I can get the refaula. Maybe you should shoot some content with her.

Starting point is 01:38:24 She doesn't do that, but. What do you mean? She doesn't do. porn. So she just buddy. She just be fucking the basketball

Starting point is 01:38:33 niggas out here trying to start a family. She already did now she's trying to start another one? She said it's stepdaddy season she's lit. She's just trolling y'all.

Starting point is 01:38:42 No, listen, at this point, bro, it's like you can't even be mad at a bitch like that. She's telling you what it is. She's living a truth. She literally telling you what it is.

Starting point is 01:38:49 So any nigga that falls into that is stupid. You don't think she's looking for a good baby daddy. Hell no. She's trying to get a bag. She got 200K a month. month from bro.

Starting point is 01:38:58 Bullshit. No, that's what it said, bro. That was capped. It said 200, I don't know. It was the real number. What was the real number, Adam?

Starting point is 01:39:05 Since you know. It's four figures. She's not eating like that. It's not like this motherfucker is getting money like that. Bro, how is it explained to me? He's signing like $8 million a year contracts,

Starting point is 01:39:17 like $8 million a year? $9 million. It's like $8 million is the total contract. No, bro. You tripping. Either way. I heard the dollar amount was much, much lower

Starting point is 01:39:25 from a source that I believe. Okay. Okay. uh robbie mccoy why do y'all L.A. guys where y'all fit is with curved brims because you look fucking weird look a fucking stiff brim ass nigga you don't want to be that is that an L.A. thing? I thought it's kind of everybody. I think that's just like nigger you want to look like the niggas on the field you feel me got to get to put that pictures curve onto it. Barix 94 I want a video game about Adam running from a soul what's a soul S-O-A-L?

Starting point is 01:39:52 he spelled shower wrong. Alex Gutierrez said you guys You guys need to have Gitchie Gotti on the show. I'm actually going to the rap battle that he's in. That's going to be dope. And on Saturday, so we're going to link up and then I'm going to interview him after. Not like after, but like at some point in the future. Wait, wait.

Starting point is 01:40:09 We go into this show on Thursday. Yep. We got to plan a fucking horror night's day. We'll figure that up. All right. Where's the lean? It's still there in November. Where's the lean cast?

Starting point is 01:40:20 Where's the lean cast? Where's the lean cast? Let's go to Hollywood Monday. I got Monday booked. Lean cast. Lean cast Lean cast Lean cast

Starting point is 01:40:29 Let's go for our day I'll bring the pint Just say the word The AD not gonna do it We gotta do it Somebody wants us to talk about Alec Baldwin Shooting a motherfucker

Starting point is 01:40:35 Yeah Well like Why do they keep Giving people Real guns with real ammo On movie sets Why is the person

Starting point is 01:40:42 That was in charge Of the guns Had prior Problems With equipment Why bring a real gun That's the whole thing So like

Starting point is 01:40:52 Like Baldwin Baldwin just wanted To catch a body I don't think he did On purpose But like there's so many people out there trying to convince you

Starting point is 01:40:59 that Alex Baldwin is like a crazed murderer I don't think that was the case at all Not to know like I want to see the scene But I want to know what the fuck he was acting To shoot somebody like on accident Yeah A scene with him in a gun Imagine how bad he feels

Starting point is 01:41:13 For sure I mean you can't feel that bad though What if somebody is not your fault You still killed somebody even if it Even if it's like you have a really really good excuse I mean but if you were fucking A mega actor You got all these people screening all this shit

Starting point is 01:41:27 Yeah, they give you a gun. And they give you this prop gun. And you're acting. You're getting in a moment. Yeah, you're going crazy. That's not really a fault. The only time I've seen that was in the Charles Play movie. Chuckie did that shit.

Starting point is 01:41:38 All I'm saying is that you need some motherfucking therapy if you accidentally catch a body. Yeah. You know that shit's haunting you. That shit's playing at night when you're trying to go to sleep. You're like, Dan. You know that shit's playing in your mind. There's a lady too, right? Yeah.

Starting point is 01:41:53 And he fucking wounded the director. Jesus. Crazy. Jesus. When I saw that headline, I fucking, my jaw dropped. I said, let me stop the TV. Listen to this. I just, for the eighth time, why give them a real weapon or real ammo?

Starting point is 01:42:10 Yeah, whoever that was, that was that. That makes zero, like, nigga, it's a movie. Y'all got special effects. Even if you needed the sound or, like, the motion that looked like the gun really went off, like you could have edited all of that in. You didn't need to get them a real gun. I don't understand. I'm not really sure how that happened.

Starting point is 01:42:27 They gave him a real gun. That's why it happened. That's so stupid. That's just, on production side, I just can't think how they can't even think that way. Can not be trusted with a blammy. Speaking of the same incident of Blammy's accidentally going off, Trappler Ross, YSL versus YFM video,

Starting point is 01:42:49 they showed that video YFN Lucci shooting the gun on accident. Oh yeah, I forgot about that until I had literally forgot about that too until I watched that video. And I do remember everybody was conning him for that. It's so funny how Thug's immediate response is to go sub-tweet him. Yeah. And just say, The fact that they were saying... Take that gun away from that boy.

Starting point is 01:43:07 There's something like that. I was just like, are you fucking serious? It's so amazing just picturing Thug being that immature and petty, because I'm just so used to him being... He's a Leo, bro. Sort of, you know, being kind of above everything. You don't normally see him dipping into the stuff. You got to remember that Leo's will act above.

Starting point is 01:43:26 everything but then they will dive in and be like hold on let me just roast you real quick what a shame if wyant fin luci ends up doing a long ass bid or that whole thing such a talented guy how hell did that happen that whole that whole story about them sliding and whatever and all that shit nika falling out the car that shit is crazy hard to believe that's real i mean bro niggis is living life like is really d tta i need an explanation i need like some kind of context or something to make sense of that to me because how it's just how are you that famous and you just go and just start shooting people like I don't know it's hard to grab your fucking head around oh allegedly we don't know if that's what you know the origins of whack 100

Starting point is 01:44:12 versus spiderloak it's a beautiful day i need a youtube explainer because i see them posting all kinds of crazy shit about each other but i'm not sure how this all started it's a blue different He wants nothing to do with this conversation because he fucks with both of them. I don't give a fuck what you talk about? Well, give us some insider information then. I don't know no inside information. Give me my phone. I'll call WaiZime.

Starting point is 01:44:37 FaceTime, both in them together, 80. Give me my phone. I'm just playing it, bro. Where's Wack 100? Jesus. You dare me? Is this crazy? I don't know.

Starting point is 01:44:46 I'm staying out of this too. He's going to answer for show watch. Oh, yeah. He's probably watching right now. That's your bro. He's, of course, he's probably not a clubhouse right now. He's going to have to switch the shit up. You think he's really on clubhouse?

Starting point is 01:44:55 all the time like that. Yeah, eight or nine hours a day. He would not do that unless he had some type of investments. And whack 100. How you doing? We started out so strong there with a what up bro. Yeah. And then all of a sudden he's just gone.

Starting point is 01:45:25 Dear God. Niggas Yuri warming up some traditional Russian food. Should I try it again? Or should I wait for him to call back? You think he'll call back? The nigga Yuri eating anchovies and shit. I'm so glad that Wack doesn't know who Yuri is. This nigga Yuri gave me a cold gelatin that was like...

Starting point is 01:45:43 You, aka Jail, from you. It was basically chicken soup in the form of a jello. Wack. We are on no jumper right now, and I was just wondering if we could get a little bit of a statement on the current back and forth between you and Spider-Low. I saw a post of a car I saw a post of an address It's getting spicy on the gram right now

Starting point is 01:46:15 Oh, you're talking about the dude that told the world I got shot up in my porch I ain't drove it eight months I was in my garage in the backyard That dude I didn't know about that Yeah he put up some shit I got shot up in my Porsche and takes off

Starting point is 01:46:32 All kind of shit I ain't draw that car eight months, bro. She's in the fucking garage in the backyard. He didn't like, listen, I've been letting him do his YouTube shit, right? This real shit. I've been letting him do his little YouTube shit, and I thought maybe

Starting point is 01:46:49 he just was trying to make some money for his family. So I never said nothing, right? Now, one thing about whack, I got the receipt, Donna. So once he did that, I went and got my whole phone. I went back to 2018, the day after he begged me to get him in the club

Starting point is 01:47:05 because they wouldn't let him in the club. I have the damn there bribed the people to let him in the club. When he comes in the club, right, he wants to, hey, man, can you give me up on the cash money, West, and all this shit? I'm like, you're a spot to listen, bro. I'm here to see one of these new kids before. I'm not here to talk that kind of business, but let's be real. You disrespect your birdman and way, you're on 40 o'clock.

Starting point is 01:47:27 You know, damn where that can happen. That don't even make sense. Well, what I got some thing. I said, listen, bro, here's going to my number called me tomorrow. He called me the next day. If you go to my Instagram, I put it up on me, bro. 2018, he's sending me this, sending me that. My boy just did 25 years, drug kingpin.

Starting point is 01:47:45 Can you help me, you know, do a movie deal or a series deal? I actually called my people at E1. I really did call my people tall along over there. Sent it to her. It wasn't an interest because it was just like free-rate Rick and everything else, but it just wasn't that dynamic. Tony, they didn't want to fuck with it. He's sending me music, music.

Starting point is 01:48:06 music, music, I respectfully, humbly, totally, I can't do nothing with it. But I wasn't, I wasn't even answering the nigger calls. You know, the nigger ain't answering your calls and 10, 4'5 days at the time, they try to pay yourself. So when he sent me the song, some shit called Best Friend, right? I ain't going to front. I ain't even listen to it. But you 40-something years old, bro, it's overweight.

Starting point is 01:48:29 You had your time. 50-fif put you on the Get Richard Dye Tryin soundtrack on three songs. gave you the green light to run around and do the G unit where shit it didn't happen for you right so I really ain't got time to fuck with you like that

Starting point is 01:48:45 top of that you're in disrespect the game on some haters shit didn't call me back talking about can you get game to follow me on the 2K video game all kind of weird old shit to back me just only

Starting point is 01:49:00 I can't do nothing with it but you go check the date that that's posted on my Instagram where I put it up in 2018 and the day he went and started his YouTube channel, the days later, they went from Wack Pleas

Starting point is 01:49:15 to Fuck the Wack Campaign. Damn. Unbelievable, bro. It's just received. Go to my Instagram. You'll see it. It's real slow. You'll see him.

Starting point is 01:49:25 He even sent me pictures of itself. Standing with the drug team can do. Some dude named Melvin, Butler, some shit. I don't know to do, right? You're seeing, you're seeing talking to me. Yo, we can get bread off. All this shit, right?

Starting point is 01:49:38 But you know, my gutting the wish to tell me, dude ain't no good like that. I've been knowing him for years since the death row day, early 2000 and shit. He could catch the bus over there and sit outside the gate and wait to get in. Real talk. Let me tell how much respect I have for him. He got a brother named Big Spotter from his neighborhood, right? There's a dude, an Israelite dude that was doing work on my house.

Starting point is 01:50:03 He brought me some paperwork. His little brother, the name like Abraham or some shit from Roman 60. There was some home invasion, and robbery shit went down in the Ahee. That niggle brother, Dick Spiter, told him on everybody. You know what I did? I called Spiter at the time he was living in a marina. I said, bro, you got a faxie. He gave me this fact.

Starting point is 01:50:24 I fasted to him. I said, that's the paperwork on your brother teller on everybody. I took the paperwork and broke it up on my stove, bro. Sure, with a lot of had that shit, because he hated it. this brother. Because them niggas Rob Pete Pablo back in the day, the shit never got no kid back for that shit. I didn't go give it to sure. I

Starting point is 01:50:42 burned it up out of respect for this dude. But because I told the nigger, I can't do no business. Would he respect me? Now you run around here. Every podcast he has, bro, has my name and it. It's sick me. It's like

Starting point is 01:50:58 you infatuated with a fucking man. It's weird as fuck. But then my man's today say, yo, whack, we're in front of a spot and a little spot. It's the top of a car he's driving. Unbelievable. Bro, you own that motherfucker like you doing some big things.

Starting point is 01:51:14 The nicked out of 1997 E-class. He's lucky I had posted pictures of the side of the guard with the moans going around the defendant. I love it alone, but at the end of the day, Bo is like, you know, I don't know what dude trippy is. You call

Starting point is 01:51:32 him blue face or snitch. Nigger, I got my paperwork. We beat that case outright, accident beating. That three years motherfucker probation community service, which we just turned the paperwork in and just got released from his previous Friday. So, you know, it's crazy because when I saw him, he was asking, could he get a teacher with Blueface?

Starting point is 01:51:54 This is what I mean about all these fake-ass niggins out here, bro. The opportunity, but they're the wrong type of opportunity. They come to you with something. They already got ill-filling. You tell them no. They go bad. I suggest everybody tell a nigga no three times before you tell him yes. That way you know where he at.

Starting point is 01:52:12 Adam, how many times did you tell me no, bro? In regards to what? I'm calling, y'all. I want to get my orders up here. Yo, you told me your whack-hand ready. You told me no a couple times. Right? Fuck it.

Starting point is 01:52:28 I'm going to know what I did? I've seen AD was up there. Maybe AD platform is a little more feasible for the new. artists, let me get him over here with AD. Let me wait until I don't think, you know, it's time for that to happen. Maybe can't get mad at a motherfucker

Starting point is 01:52:46 protecting their brand, bro. It's their brand because if you know what you was doing, you wouldn't need him. You would do it your motherfucker's stuff. Damn. He just hit us. He just hit us with the straight. I ain't seen this dude in three years, bro.

Starting point is 01:53:03 And before the three years, I've seen him. He know I can get my little old girl on the phone. She was mad to me, bro, because I made her let the nigga in. She didn't want to let him in. They were standing in the front, bro, and not get in. The baddie nigger had to get the nigger let in, right? I had to make her, because she's from my neighborhood. The name is Krasonda.

Starting point is 01:53:23 I have to make her let the nitty in, bro. Before that, I hadn't seen him for seven, eight years. It's just real shit. But this nigga is like that. Anytime you talk about a man, if you go look at this podcast, He cannot go on one podcast But I'll mention it in my name It's weird, bro.

Starting point is 01:53:40 But yet, you was, yo, whack, whack. Yo, bro, we can get paid. I've got this TV show we can do. Yo, whack, I got this song. Your whack, could you sign me? Spotted low-cash money, whack. Oh, if you go to my Instagram, you'll see you straight from him.

Starting point is 01:53:54 The niggian sitting pictures of itself. We hear this fuck. I respect when he told him, I can't do nothing with it. The nigger went on the front of whack campaign. That's a fake-ass nigger. I can respect the nigger that you're safe. fuck me out of the gate. I respect

Starting point is 01:54:07 that man. That's how that man feel about me. That's how we stand it. That's how we came in. I get it. But I can't respect the nigga coming in with a smile and open arms. As soon as I duck your arms, you lose your mind. That's crazy, bro.

Starting point is 01:54:23 You should do that. I hope this female don't ever try to leave me. No, that's going to go. Jeez. Damn. Hey, I got one other question. I'm looking at best of luck. Hey, what up? What up, Adam? I heard a conspiracy

Starting point is 01:54:35 theory that you were plotting telling me not to interview Snoopy badass? Let me ask you a question, bro. If I got something I want to tell you, what the fuck I'm going to do, bro? You're just going to tell me. I'm going to tell you, right?

Starting point is 01:54:53 Yeah. That's another dude I don't know. Never seen Snoopy badass a damn my life. He called my phone, asking me for advice about what he should do, didn't do. I gave me advice. Blahzee, but I've never seen this.

Starting point is 01:55:08 My love. want to interview Snoopy Badass. Hey, bro, no jump as a successful platform because of what you did and your structure of it. I'm never going to care you who to interview, who not to interview, bro. That's your job as a blogger. The podcast, whatever that shit is.

Starting point is 01:55:27 To do that, bro. You're supposed to do that. I'm never going to tell no man who to do business with, if he thinks that's what he needs to do. I'm not going to do it. I understand business. I get millions of dollars conducting benefits.

Starting point is 01:55:41 That's just like, can't nobody tell me not to do benefits with six nine. Fuck you. That's my business. Can't nobody tell me like I can't tell you out of? I cannot tell you

Starting point is 01:55:54 who not the interview, bro. If there's a storyline there, if it's going to bring you views, my brother, you have my blessing. Get your money and win. Yeah. It's for me or against me, bro.

Starting point is 01:56:07 Yeah, we never have. had a conversation about that. I was just trying to figure out where that rumor was coming from because we never had that conversation. But Adam, you know me. Adam, you will wake up at 2 o'clock in the morning with a fucking text of me. You know that. And if you don't answer, I'm calling that. You know that. The show. Real shit, though. Whoever saying that dumb-ass shit is weird. I'm not going to never tell you, A-D, nobody. And I don't fuck with that nigga on it. I'm not going to do that, bro. That's your job.

Starting point is 01:56:37 Y'all plot for it, bro. You're supposed to do that, bro? I'm not going to lie though, Wack. They want to know. Wack, I thought that if I had Nina Boy on the platform that you might take it personally. That's a neighbor dude I don't know. I've never seen him in my life. He's due to me.

Starting point is 01:57:01 I've never seen this dude in my life, bro. Ever in my life. Somebody told me the nigga don't even live in California. He had like Vegas or something. I don't know that man, bro. That's why I won't respond to him because I know what it is is clickbait. They just using my name, you know what I mean? Even with Spider, I'll be standing the way that all these niggas know.

Starting point is 01:57:23 I ain't tags me, but none of that. It ain't happened. I'm not giving you what you want. I'm a clown your ass and still not give you what you want because he won't get tag. He got, you know, 19, that, whatever he got on there. He won't be to send my people his way. It's not going to happen, bro. So even a boy, juicy fuck the whack campaign platform that now I'm going to my nephew,

Starting point is 01:57:59 80s, and Thompson Crip, a platform. God damn it, do it. If it helps you and his trigger it, put their niggas on there. If you need me to ask you to the two, I'll give you all that. That's what so. My man, whack. Thank you. He's always down to clear the air.

Starting point is 01:58:20 I love this fucking guy. It's all love, man. Shit, good at family, my love, man. 100%. Hey, I'm trying to invest in the diaper. brand, man. Yeah, you better invest in that DMS movie coming too. You see what's going on.

Starting point is 01:58:35 You ain't slow. I don't know if I want to get involved to that, but I definitely want to... I'm more about the diapers. Yeah, that's there too. Oh, okay. They should make part of the mask. I want to do that that other thing that comes about for the

Starting point is 01:58:50 independent order. I need that green life, huh? Let's go. I want to do. Hey, my daughter can model for the diaper brand? That's crazy. Man, she could do that right now out of disrespect. You know, whatever you want, we can set that up.

Starting point is 01:59:04 Just let me know. That ain't no problem. Ooh, Parker Mac. Let's go. Appreciate that. Love, bro. Appreciate you. All right.

Starting point is 01:59:11 Much love, Wack. Park 100. Just like that. Parker 100? Too real. Look at us. Just tapping in right there. Crazy.

Starting point is 01:59:22 I love a street tapped in Adam. It's very funny. You see me. Adi, you changed this nigga whole life, bro. Yep. I'm not even going to hold you. Ain't none changed.

Starting point is 01:59:38 Still the same OG? Okay. You know I had to ask them those questions because then I get to go on YouTube and watch videos of other YouTubers talking about the conversation that I just had. And my favorite type of content to watch

Starting point is 01:59:57 is obviously content about me. Yeah, of course. Like reaction videos to whatever, some shit you said. We in the building. Did you watch that video of a Nina boy talking to Babystone gorillas when they was young as fuck? Crazy. They were young as fuck. I wish I had asked him about that on the interview.

Starting point is 02:00:13 I wish you had asked him about that too. Bananas. That was honestly the funniest shit I ever seen in my life. The fact that he was a young-ass kid just claiming a set. Oh, they were in like middle school for sure. Yo. He had to be in like sixth grade, maybe seven grade. That was hard.

Starting point is 02:00:28 That shit is hard. He's like a little-ass kid claiming where he's from, bro. That was, I was, too. And he's like, oh, you're a gangbair? Yep. Those are not the little kids you want to run into. Hell, no. This is not the little niggas you want to run into.

Starting point is 02:00:44 Oh, no. Well, they're grown men now, but I just meant, like. They're hilarious on the podcast. People are loving it. They got high as fuck and just kind of stop talking at a certain point. That's how I'd be. That's how I'm feeling right now, honestly. Yeah.

Starting point is 02:00:58 too. You just high as hell on that helmet. Off that fucking Kazumi pack. Damn, this is a whole endorsement for AD's product out here. Who's the Maki Man? I'm sorry, I keep saying Kazumi. Who's the Maki pack? She can smoke it too. I'm pretty sure AD took a nap in there. Yo, what if...

Starting point is 02:01:13 Later that he was dozing off. He used to fall asleep on the piegast, not the podcast, but on the stream. Oh, yeah, I believe that. And then at a certain point, he transitioned to him just sleeping on the couch. And I had a sign, too. So he said this.

Starting point is 02:01:28 shit sucks. He used to hold it up for like every song. Because he's not a man of the people. Yes, I am. People were mad at you for throwing the clothes when they were, when we did the review. Yeah, you were a bad reviewer. You were not respectful of the fans' product that they sent in. My bad, my bad, y'all.

Starting point is 02:01:45 I tried to tell you. You were like, who? You didn't try to tell me shit. That was a no job of retirement. You were probably so bad when you were opening Christmas presents? Man, I just opened them before Christmas. Breaking your mom's closet and open it all. I didn't lie.

Starting point is 02:01:58 Isaac, open the bottom of the motherfuckers. You were fucking hilarious. And I swear to God. My grandma bought me a game system one time. By the time Christmas came, I already had the game beat. Oh, my God. R.P. Granny. You didn't just wait?

Starting point is 02:02:10 Nah, they ain't how I rule. The fact that you're just, I still think everything you're saying is a little bit funnier because you're wearing this fucking helmet. Yeah. It's honestly making this episode way better. I could be homelander with a blonde hair. Meagie, your hair is green. right now once I wash it out

Starting point is 02:02:30 it's blonde who knows how long that's gonna take I hope it doesn't have like a little bit of green in it it's not like you shower every day so who knows how long that's going to be showering as soon as I get home that's the whole plan right now you're gonna wear this next week

Starting point is 02:02:41 this all I'm just gonna add it into this normal rotation yo buddy I'm gonna say my boy got a he got a movie roll if you wore this as much as you wore that hoodie it would start to like deteriorate and you would just look crazier and crazier that was just one little period of my life

Starting point is 02:02:57 nah it was brief you're probably wearing the same briefs just one little trip one little trip the whole office is gonna be wearing my old underwear now yo what that's what you brought up here old underwear that's one of the things I brought your niggas

Starting point is 02:03:15 you're not gonna get fucking hives you're not gonna take the free used FDP underwear though I wore a few too many times pants pajamas whatever the pants We're talking about boxing. You go and give niggins the athlete's dick.

Starting point is 02:03:34 They can spray. You got to hit him with the disinfectant spray for show. You got to hit it with that. Alberto Rodriguez said, happy C-Day Vell. R-I-P, homie. Yeah, Vell lost one of his good friends. He actually let his friend borrow his motorcycle and then his friend gone accident.

Starting point is 02:03:50 No, he said he didn't know. He said he took it without him knowing. Oh, really? Yeah. I was asked him on Instagram yesterday. Rest and peace. That's in peace, man. Shout out to Vell, man.

Starting point is 02:03:59 Shout out to, like, you know, No Jumper family right there. Terrible. Shout out Vell. Shout out to Vell, man. I hope he's all right. Wim-Shit said, we need a P-Way-Long-Wang interview.

Starting point is 02:04:09 I completely agree with that. Hopefully you don't do me like Vlad and just not answer any of the questions. Long-way, long way. No, not. That was one of the best of live interviews ever. Maddox said, what the F is up?

Starting point is 02:04:19 No Jumper, Adam, looking like a pimp joker. Shout out AD. He retweeted my reply, bitch, you want to make some money. that sounds familiar who are you saying Sharp said that the worst part about today is that I can't use

Starting point is 02:04:32 my fucking face to open my phone as it thinks you're a fucking psychopathic killer yeah so they won't let you it's like to black around your eyes I know wouldn't you yeah but what's weird is that Parker didn't miss a beat she's exactly totally normal when she saw me like this

Starting point is 02:04:46 she knew the smell she knew the smell fried tuna that's the level we're on right now where whenever she sees me pretty much she just points to me yeah and you know what i think i've seen you post a selfie while you were getting ready and parker was on the ground so she saw you like progressively turn into this monster a little bit of it she was napping for most of it she's smart though she's like nigga i've seen you she's putting it

Starting point is 02:05:16 together so i know that's you under there a crazy moment in raising a child is when you realize that they already know how to fake cry that's crazy like sometimes she really cries when she's actually upset and then other times just and it looks a lot like it but it's her just trying to get you to do something they're smart man these kids my girl taught her a new motion going like this means more so now she's banging this all day that's her set she has no idea why she's doing it more but she's just banging on more she's more gang more she does this a lot too more house it goes halfway halfway with it Morgan Freeman

Starting point is 02:05:53 we're so hot get it Morgan Freeman yuck vibe said AD the big bad wolf and house phone little red riding hood LMFAO no cap wow how we didn't notice this this is perfect

Starting point is 02:06:10 yo pause Adam interview President Jack free Jack I do not know him but I'll check that out I don't know Xavier Banks today's my mom's birthday

Starting point is 02:06:23 she passed last year RIPP, HBD. Shout out Xavier Banks, man. Shout out Ms. Banks. All the mama's out there, damn. Yeah. I think we've done what we came here to do. AD is asleep in there.

Starting point is 02:06:36 AD is done. Did you eat a ring? He don't even eat edibles. He's just fried. Me either. He's just born this way. Can we fucking keep Travis out of here? That shows bumming you out?

Starting point is 02:06:49 Trigger in here? It's making me feel weird. Oh, is that? Can you come over one more time before the show is over? Sit our house on his lap. Yeah, no, sit in Adam's chair. No, just get between them so that people can get a screenshot of you. Three together, crash down a little bit.

Starting point is 02:07:05 Why don't you touch my elbow? Beautiful. I mean, I'm about five. People tweet that. That's hard. That's hard. This is scaring me. I can't even look at you.

Starting point is 02:07:15 When I look at that shirt, I feel like our merch has come along with. I'm Kai. You. Yeah. That's not my favorite shirt we ever made. Not my favorite shirt. I kind of like the one year he's wearing. That one's cool.

Starting point is 02:07:24 I've seen them wear it like 90 times before. That was a good drop. Wait, speaking of drops and clothes, Yuri finally got his fucking ass pizza collab that we waited fucking nine months on. Give me a weed pack. Yeah, I need to go home and smoke something. I'm trying to smoke your weed beast, man. Wait, hold on.

Starting point is 02:07:41 If that's it, if that's it, you're going to land on the ground. That's what you're taking all of it. No, Yuri stole my weed last time. Fuck him. No, no, no. We'll smoke one together.

Starting point is 02:07:56 And I'm going to take one home. One day. One day. I'm about to. Wait, my phone's dead. It's over there. Hey, D. You're hitting the Home Depot parking lot before you go home?

Starting point is 02:08:06 Oh, shit. All right, people. I'm going to need you to do me a favor. Josh, what was the contest you said we were going to do? Can we go to Horror Nights? Yeah, can we go to Horror Nights for him? Best comment on this episode is going to win a no-jumper prize pack. But how did they sign up on attentive?

Starting point is 02:08:24 It's in the description. The phone number? Text the phone number in the description. And drop a comment. And we're going to be picking one person, give him a big ass prize. It's going to be great. Oh, yeah. Watch me on Twitch every Monday.

Starting point is 02:08:37 Also, everybody. Time on a clock, the anything show. Everybody follow me on Instagram at Property of Housephone. They got my other Instagram out of here. That is my temporary page. Follow it. You know, maybe. Pray for Housephone.

Starting point is 02:08:49 And do know. Maybe the person that my 10th,000 follower is going to get something for free from me. So, give me to 10K. he can't he's finally below cam girl again and you can't handle it i literally can't i need i need i need to be back you got a vanquisher i got so much shit i got a drop that's why i can't not have an instagram right now facts all right y'all wait wait and we're doing we're doing the live stream right now oh at 9 p.m me and yerry featuring zan princess and for other friends make sure you all tune the fuck in

No Jumper - The No Jumper Show Ep. 118

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