No Jumper - The No Jumper Show Ep. 119

Episode Date: November 3, 2021

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The BBC has been just ruthless. Subscribe to the BBC on YouTube. Oh, I thought he said the BBC. I'm like, yo, pause. No, he got that too, though. He got a BBC. The rest of him is Mexican. The C is B and B.

We can't see what I mean. Yeah, we can't be leaking the group chat info, but God. I want to say that again, the C is B&B if you know what I mean. No, the funniest shit, bro. Are we live yet? Yeah. The funniest shit is somebody DM's ad. the most gang writing

of all time. He's like, translation. And I literally had to translate this shit for this nigga, bro. I'm so happy that I know that D.H.Z means dead homies. I got to put you I got no idea. What did you like assume that it meant? If you see the text though, you'll be like

the average motherfucker can't translate that. At first I thought it was like, I kind almost thought they meant like DHL. Like they were like shipping something. No, nigga. Yeah. But then I was like that doesn't make any sense. Maybe we should make an app. You know, like People learn Spanish like Rosetta Stone, but we could translate,

like you could have my voice translate with the gang slang me. Oh, I love that because like when I was a million dollar idea. When I'm sitting there with Crip Mac and he's going off and I understand every word he's saying, I am like, I can't believe I'm a 37-year-old white guy and I understand this so well. Yeah, you say nifty now.

You know what the Western wiggle me? But you do. No, the Western Bearback Splash. The Western Bearback Splash. That nigga said he ain't. I got five kids on the way. I was crying. Yeah, five.

Like, that niggins said he don't use that. And he wasn't just saying that because of five. That's what I said. I'm like, are you serious? Like, nothing about CMAX strikes me as a liar. So I don't believe him. No, not a liar.

But you turn the two into a five because you just don't say two. I thought, that's what I thought he was just putting the five on everything. Him impregnating five girls sounds insane. Well, think about how much. For him, no. He seems like he's like, I need five stitches. Hmm. I'm going to get them all pregnant.

Five condoms. take him five off and you feel me that's my boy girl five off but you're not doing it right you're just saying it between every word that's what you do too

yeah no can you imagine if I had brought him to the rap battle this weekend since it was like a Crip Fest and everyone bro everyone was coming up to me they were saying two things interview Gichi Gatti

which I did the other day coming out tomorrow and I love the shit you do with Crip Mac because everybody's their Cripp so they fucking look at him like the mascot for Cripp Let me tell you something. My big homie who did a 20 in prison

came out and said, boy, that C-Mack interview I said, man, the nigga did a dub and he came home and seen that, bro. He came home, sat down on the bed and watched that, he watched that, bro. Oh, my God. I'm thinking he's talking about me some other shit.

He's like, it probably made him feel like he was back at home. Like, well, back in prison. Back at home. Back at home. I mean, Crip Mac gives prison vibes, right? No. I mean, he's been in the county jail at least plenty. If I went to prison, I would kind of expect to run into a lot of guys. But every hood got niggas like CMAG, bro. They just don't. Not quite like him, but like. I would like to meet them all. I have homies like that that is very, very close. They just, they don't get put on camera.

Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. CMA was the first burnt out nigger that got a platform to talk on and the world is just loving this shit. But it's a fine line to walk because like when we were doing the news together and I, I feel like you sent him up. No, but it's kind of like... You're treating him a home boy like an experiment. You're making them do the news. It's the same thing I did with you.

No, I ain't know. I sat down and tried out the news. You said that six nights to be murdered in cold blood. I learned a lot. And we had to kind of ease you into what it is to be a person talking on camera. When I first started, I said some terrible shit. Crip Mac is on the same journey, my friend. No, but you took him to get vaccinated.

You're taking them everywhere now. He wanted to do that. that. No, he didn't. Granny bear and Mama Bear did it. No, nigger, yo, white influence told him it's the safe thing to do like you try to do with us. He's just, listen. He's like, man, I don't be, I don't be giving me interviews.

Let me go get vaccinated. Hey, D.HZ, it is the safe thing to do. Go get vaccinated. But you don't, you don't want to be a DHZ. You don't? I don't want to be at DHZ, but I will gladly put it on the DHZ's. I feel like you look. You do got a man.

Hella. Tony Mac, Matt. Tons. Everybody dead. I'm 37. You look way more white now. I grew up in the fucking harrowing capital of the fucking universe, bro. H.K.A.A. what? Hashbrown Town. I'm taking you to Hash Browntown.

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Why did they, why did they photoshop my? They photoshopped you watching. Like you're on FaceTime. And it was like weird. Like your face was kind of like moving and stuff. They definitely had the Snapchat filter. That was so weird.

Who was you on FaceTime with when that happened? I don't think he was. It was a clip from a vlog I did. And it was just, that was a, oh, I wanted to get my, uh, oh, I wanted to get my, Oh, no. You know what it was? I had, and maybe we could we could bring this back.

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But then I go in and it was me and Lena and I am naked and the laser girl that we're in Beverly Hills the laser girl is just like a random kind of cute normal looking girl. I'm naked. I'm bent over like spreading my ass

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and it feels fucking weird does it hurt it hurts but not like enough for you to really care it's just kind of like an awkward but then you get used to it pretty quick but then when she starts doing all my my ass crack and a nut sack that's when it started to be like

so you liked it it was whatever honestly like it was worth it because I hate having hair on my ball sack and the back I didn't know what it was because I'm literally in the dentist chair and I have the dentist around me and I'm scrolling Instagram

Why are you wearing your ring like that? I'm about that. I always do that shit. Hey, I got the dentist around me, and I'm just sitting there scrolling through Instagram, and I just see, it looked like Linda just digging through your ass, and the sound goes on. I'm like. She means she kind of was digging through his eyes.

Well, she was shaving my whole thing and everything. Yeah, all right. That's cool. Yeah. I don't know why they had to Photoshop me into it. I know, and I'm like, I'm seeing House on's face like this. Yeah. Because it's just, like, funnier, the idea of you observing it.

It's just like some random ass picture You're like, I was, well, look at me! I kind of agree with that though. What? Just that it's funnier when like you're observing for some reason.

It's my reactions. I do want to say that I felt like last week's episode was a great success. The Joker costume, I was very proud of my makeup artist and everything. I was proud of you for stealing Yuri's costume

after you showed up without one. I was proud of AD for actually weathering that beast helmet. I know there was a whole time. I was a little time. hallucinated in that helmet and I went to sleep in me and do it. Yeah, there was one part. It was like, 120 degrees in that helmet.

I believe it. But I was like, man, I want to just make sure I do this for the fans. I stay in character. I could tell that I think you wanted to do it because of the fact that you knew that it was kind of annoying me. So you were like, I'm riding this thing out the whole way. Because I kind of tried to tell you to take it off in the beginning and you were like, no. You know, I like being defiant.

Yeah, I know. I could tell in that moment that you were, you were going to keep it on. I'm like that child in school. Like the principal was like, I was just been saying. The principal was like, that guy gets on my nerves. I couldn't imagine you in school. But I'm the one that ends up graduating with the honor roll and the principal cries. You didn't graduate with the honor roll.

Nah, but you're like that. I get what you saying. I get you. You're like that. And the principal's proud of like, oh, man, I didn't think he was going to make it. He sees me later in life and he's just like, wow. That was my nigga. You ever see your old school teachers and you just straight stunt on him?

I never seen it. Just flash the rolly out of him real quick. I ain't a lot. A couple of like, you know, not the, like, like, Like a couple of the staff and teachers didn't like try to holler at me later on in life. Really? Yeah. I was thinking about smacking for the culture, but then I was like, hmm.

Were they hot? Nah. They wasn't hot. I know, but one of them was the least smackable. Maybe like 30 tequila shots. If they're hot, why would you be teaching eighth graders? You know, there's just so many better things for you to do. You could go be one of the girls on deal or no deal if they were still making that show.

What happened to like all the ugly teachers, bro? I was growing up, used to have the ugliest motherfucking teachers ever. It's pretty much just a job for ugly people. No, now these teachers is bad as far. There's no requirement that you be hot to be a teacher. Did you all that one? Did you all right?

I'm so sorry to all the teachers because really it's like the most selfless job. You don't earn shit. It's like it's so important. But why would you do it? Why would anyone go into this? There was one teacher that was like our only fans and obviously the kids found out about it.

and it was just like, damn, she got fired. Do you think that's fair? I mean, it would be... I know you're going to say no. It would be so easy for the kids to access it, like, you know? Yeah, imagine going to the parent-teacher conference and everybody's just like the dads is looking. Yeah.

I mean, when Lena first started doing OnlyFans, I remember I was having the conversation, and it was kind of like... Can't teach hard for Leno. She sort of realized that she wasn't going to be able to do the stuff that she went to college for, which was basically like working with, like, special needs kids and shit.

And that she assumed right from the get go, like that's kind of out the window now. Then in her first month on Onlyvin, she made like more money than she probably would make an year. In a whole career. From doing that she. Look at the girl that we did the shit with. She was a what, a chemical engineer? Which one? Who did the Patreon with?

Who was a chemical engineer? I forget. Oh, was it the Asian girl? Yeah. Kazumi? No. A different one. A different one that's not out yet.

Yeah, but remember she said, you know, she paid more money. Yeah, she made more money. I was just trying to say, Harriet Tubb girl. I'm about saying, please do not. Harriet Tubb girl. It's the best. It's the best thing.

It's the best thing. Harriet Tubb girl. She's Asian. Her name is Harriet. It's really offensive. I think it's worth it. Like, I think sometimes the joke is funny enough that you got to just run the risk of it.

You got to just let it fly. lie, right? Yeah, because that's deeply offensive to multiple races. How? I don't think Asian people like being reminded of tub girl. Who was Tub girl? Yeah, who was Tub girl? Josh, would you please not show on the screen and search

Tub Girl and AD, please don't turn around until we're ready here? Okay. You don't know either? No. I have no idea. I thought we talked about Harriet Tubman. I would encourage everybody else at home to not look at least. Please go look this up. This is important internet culture.

This is like Squid Game before Squid Game was Squid Game. What? No, that's not true because we would have known about it. What do you think Tub Girl is going to be? You want me to get my honest opinion? Yeah, like something sexual and, especially since you told Josh not to play it on the screen. Yeah. Something sexual.

Nudity. Nudity. And some type of bodily fluids in a tub. Are you excited? Not necessarily. I can't tell you if you're correct or not at this time. How to turn around. Why is Josh just like looking at a picture of a mug?

That's tough, girl. Yes, it is. I searched it the other day, where you have your parents filters on? Mug, girl. He's literally looking at a cup of orange juice. I look over there thinking that I'm going to see what I told him. He's trying to give you a hint.

His vaccination isn't working. He needs some vitamin C. You definitely have the parietal controls on. Oh, my God. Why do you have parental controls on? Can somebody who knows that has the internet? Give me their fucking phone. Phil, give me your phone, please.

Open to Safari right now. You're making sure you don't look at porn. Now everybody at home has plenty of time to go search. Up tub girl. You're making sure Yuri ain't jacket off. Okay, you finally found it.

Is this the library? What? Oh my. Oh my. Bro, that can't be real, man. Yes, it is. Jesus. What the fuck.

What a sick fuck. Oh, my. Hey, take that off. Is she drinking it? Why is it? I see what the orange juice is there for now. That's a nasty bitch right there. Why would they use a cup of orange

Get that off the screen Wait wait wait wait It's that second one The second one is the one that I need you to full screen that for a second To really deeply analyze that Why is her shit orange It was like diarrhea

Orange chicken That's not right Are you like working up your way To be a stand-up comedian At some point I feel like the battle rap event Yeah It makes you want to do this shit

Maybe it kind of have me thinking It's a punch line It's like Somebody gonna whoop your ass somebody's like, the wrong job. You're going to say the wrong John chicken.

Bye. Brough. The stuff I heard people say to each other this weekend, the deeply offensive stuff that would get any normal person canceled.

Insane. In battle rap, you can say anything. Talking about killing each other's kids. That's nothing. There were two girls battling and one was like

a more manish, lesbian-type chick, and the other one's more girl. Dykish. Oh my God. She's misgendering her. She's just talking about like, you wish you had a day.

I can't. Honestly, she said so many things that it was really making me wonder, like, did she used to be a guy? I think that was the whole purpose of her. Because I'm a casual. I'm not like a hardcore battle rap fan, so I really don't know exactly what I'm observing. But I think that's like the whole purpose is for you. Plant the seed of doubt. Yeah, exactly.

I ain't a lot. When the guys be battling the girls, it's, Yeah, that's kind of fucked up. I haven't even watched any of these. Oh, bro. That's almost like an MMA fight. Like a guy versus a girl. I just seen a man fight, a transgender man.

Yeah. And he beat the dog shit out of that person. A natural born man versus a... Okay, a natural born woman turned to a transgender man. And they fought a man. Fought a real man in a boxing match. Oh, okay, okay. Oh, fuck.

And the trans person won. No. The trans person did not win. Okay. But then when the trans girl fought the other girl in the MMA shit, didn't she beat the shit out of her? You know what's crazy is that to me, trans women are just women.

So I can't even tell the difference. Like, it's all the same, you know? That's a good answer. Great answer. You sounded so genuine and authentic. There's really dudes out there saying you're like that. I just wear it. speak. I got mad love for the

trans community and shit, but like you sounded really authentic with that, though. I feel like the trans people that I know are not like, they don't want everyone to just act like, oh yeah, you're 100% the same as a woman. They know that they're a different version. They're a slightly

different variant. I don't know about that. No, I'm not saying all of them, but I'm saying all the ones I ever dealt with seem to have a pretty level head about it. Whereas on Twitter, you can't take, you can't apply Twitter to real life though. He do. Some of those people exist in real life, I'm pretty sure. D.HZ.

I mean, you're right, but, like, I feel like Twitter rules don't apply in real life. Well, those people, they don't watch no jumpers, so I don't know what the hell they're talking about. Because the same people, the same people that would say something to you on Twitter, if you are out in their face, they wouldn't say absolutely nothing to you. That's the same as Instagram. It's the same as any of that shit. Yeah, but I feel like it's deeper on Twitter for some reason. Like on Twitter it's like crazier Yeah you just see people saying things

And doing things on Twitter that you would never Ever believe in real life Yeah And they just act like it's normal And then you know some percentage of people Just sort of run off with that And go live their life by this crazy shit they read on Twitter Yeah

And then they get jobs at Google And they make the fucking bosses do whatever they say Or at Netflix And they try to do that And they fight against Dave Chappelle And they don't keep it nifty on 50s which is one of my biggest concerns. Bro, like, your gang tolerance now is just like...

Yeah, it's honestly crazy. What does that mean? Yo, remember the other day? He said something in the group chat. I'm just like, stop trying to learn about this. No, he's like, Adam is like... You're too deep... Adam is like 80% blue side?

Nope. Fuck yeah. Yeah, you got no bloods over here. I'm going to the jungles. They invited me to our music video to shoot the other day. Man, go over there. I'm going. Don't they tie your ass up.

You got to bring Kiki for show. Me? No, don't bring my brother. So, jungles. You can bring me over there. I mentioned it around him and he said, no, I don't know. I ain't going to be the dog shit out of my brother. I'm going to be the dog shit out of my brother.

I'm going to the jungles. I'm not a blood or a crip. I'm just a music fan, brother. You ain't hired no bloods and no jumper. We're like, we're going to get there. You're like five Crips in. What you mean? We got an overweight salarennial.

Yeah, relax. I'm just saying that's not all crips. Nigey, y'all see. Look at this guy. Who's an overweight serenio? Oh Never right I was like

Well find me a blood N nigga Did you hire Trapezella? I'm looking for a real blood That's a real song actually I know I know Jay rock

I know it's classic bro I love that shit I'm actually Very disappointed That y'all disrespected my blooding right now You see the hoodie You see the beware streetwear

That's the in the club blooding Damn in the club What's you mean? Pink hair bloodin What do you mean? mean you remember why j was saying that like you only in the club look you an industry blew yeah did you do the social media did you do the social media I'm just saying I want to make

sure everybody knows we got to have the snap up got to have the IG story up here he's walking on a tight rope right now I get to make sure whoopop bam um is he really going to fight you talk about it I think it's a great idea everybody out there let us know in the comments let us know in the chat do you agree with me that Yuri should fight skinny from the nine in a no jumper boxing match because I'm going to be honest for you guys I had a call last night with the promoter that I've been thinking about working with he ran the numbers by me I think

that we can make it work I have a couple other fights of people in the no jumper universe neither of you are on the list just for the record wow why not we need too much money yeah yeah well I mean you did like pretty much immediately quote me at an unrealistic number so that wasn't unrealistic it's unrealistic

it's unrealistic for the financial for the realistic amount that we could probably make I think that's light that's a Bunk got paid. Don't say it. I know. Really? That's how much you quote it? Do you think you're as famous as Bunk? No, but I should, I deserve it. I'm gonna put on a bigger show.

Oh my gosh. Should I, should I fight skinny for the nine's homie? Which one? You know, which one? I'm not saying the name. Oh, yeah, yeah. I'll take way lower amount for that. Oh. Honestly. Yeah, I just got to get people who already want to fight each other, you know? Yeah, that's what you really should do. This niggas are together. thing, though, is I'm going to be real with you.

I kind of think Yuri would wash Skinny from the Nile. That's what I was thinking, too. I'm thinking Yeri might put them rushing hands on my boy. Yeah. Not my boy. But if Yeree get his ass beat, he better not come here for a week. Yeah, niggins is not going to let him live that down. He's going to be in a full body cast ever since then the Naga's done with him.

Hell no. I got enough, I got enough, uh, enough faith in a moment. So you want to fight his home, yeah? I'll do it for damn near free. If, oh, my God. If Yuri fights Skittipel of the 9, I will bet on Yuri. Although maybe as the boxing promoter, I shouldn't do that. But I would like to.

I wonder if we're going to be on. I was going to say, is this going to be back in Pensacola or this is going to be in L.A. It would almost like it would be in Pensacola. But if I, once I bet on Yuri, you know where I will most likely do that betting? Mybooky.com. At mybooky.orgie. At mybooky.orgie. When I gamble, I'm always looking for a way to get an edge.

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I don't want to unveil the other bouts that I'm thinking about making happen, but there's some exciting stuff. Are you going to fight anybody? Hell the fuck no. But I do, I need to hear from the people in the chat if they would be willing to pay $20 for a night of no jumper boxing matches because I think that they'd be worth the 20. 20 bucks and uh when he hit me with the the number of people that we would have to get to tune in i felt like it was a relatively reasonable number that we actually could get to happen especially i give me half okay um especially if we had you're half of what i want oh no i don't still way too much but who would you fight who would a d's rival be on the no jumper about anybody i don't think he'll

want to fight anybody unless it's like totally lopsided than unfair. No, I want a challenge. I don't want to whip nobody. Don't have him fight skinny from the knife. Alshan Martin. Who was that? Would you fight him for money? Yeah, nigga, that's not.

Bro, I would fight anybody for money, bro. Yeah, facts. Anybody. If you ever had to fight for free, I will fight your mama for money, bro. Can we not? Can we not? Just let Amrod.

Hands gonna be eye. Oh, is that why it's Parker, Ann? Yeah. Because your mom, oh, that's so sweet. You know what Parker Ann is doing right now? She's getting ready for the no-jumper bout. She'll be crawling, and then she'll hit this. And then she'll go.

I should just stare at me. Like, big-ass goofy smile, because she can stand up now without using anything to stand up. She's lit. It's so fucking funny, bro. I'm obsessed. What are you going to do when she starts walking? It's probably going to be a little while before she starts throwing some steps in there, you know?

But once she does, proud da-da. Proud-d-da. Josh kind of looked like, oh, it's going to come faster than you realize. Yeah, real bad. I mean, hey, she's still just like kind of getting her balance down standing up. But I think it's going to be great. I think my son will be running. Your son just looks like he has a ball.

He's just a ball of energy. No, bro, he is. He's out of control. And I just got this new crib, and it's, like, way bigger now. So he's about to be just... What made you decide you want to get a new crib? My lease was old. It was about to be up.

Might as well, yeah. Trying to upgrade, baby. How much more is your rent than it was before? Like two times, three times. It's two grand more. Oh. Yeah, ain't bad. That's a whole other apartment.

So it's an upgrade. You're moving on up. Yeah. How much? How many more rooms? How many more bathrooms? I got four bedrooms. Quantified the glow up.

Four bedrooms, three stories, two and a half baths. It looks like you're doing gang signs while you do that, but okay. Hey, man. Like is good. Big house, long hallways. I got 10 bathrooms. I can shit all day. Could you shit 10 times in the day?

You probably wear your ass all. Today was my first time shitting in the new spot. How did it flush? And I was very upset. Why? The toilet I chose was very tiny. You have a big butt? Yo, Paul.

Is the other toilet better? Yeah. You have the same? house the other toilet's better. Upstairs? You have multiple stories? I don't have multiple stories. Yeah, I have three stories.

I bought a townhouse. Three? Three. Wow. Look at you. He's flexing up. It's flexing on us. Damn.

You got a pool, though. Yeah, you do got a pool. And a whole back house. And a jackhouse. I don't have a jack house. Jackshack. He built his own jack. Do we talk about this last time that when that girl came in and said that she used to work

at a jack shack that me and AD both about fell out of of our fucking chairs. Well, I couldn't believe it. Because it's like a joke we've been making on you for forever. And it's like, wow. You actually- That's a real, dog. I'm living proof. If you want to head on over to Patreon.com slash no jumper, this week's episode was the

crazy-ass one where, amongst other things, and I don't want to reveal all the details, this girl told us all about how basically a 65-year-old man tricked her into fucking him for eight hours. Eight hours, bro. He was throwing dick for that long. She said he had the most stamina ever. He must have been racked up off the fucking Viagra. Actually, let's just reveal this realistically.

He said that he, or she said that she got booked for a porno shoot. Okay. She shows up. She thinks she's just going to shoot the scene and then she's done. She shoots with him for like three hours. He's 65. He just sets a camera up on the tripod. They finally finish that scene.

He goes, oh, okay. And so now for the next scene. He got his money to work. Just know that. She goes over it. She's like the next scene. What could sound like more of a nightmare than getting boned by a 65-year-old man for eight hours? For eight hours.

I mean, she sounded like she might have been into it. She sounded like she had pretty good attitude about it. She was into all kinds of slutty stuff and she seemed like she had a pretty good attitude about it. Maybe getting picked by a horse for eight hours is worse? A horse. Yeah, I would definitely say that's going to be. It's got to be worse. Did you see the Utah Rap Festival?

No, I didn't see that one. The what? It's on Channel 5. They went to Utah for a rap festival, and it's basically just like all the cringy as white kids you ever seen in your life. Shout out to all the white kids. You're not all bad. But oh my God, this has to be the greatest gathering of lame white rap fans in the history.

Oh, it's trash like that. I'm watching that shit. I'm fucking funny. I wish I would have watched it already. The kids are in the front screaming. So I said, boy. The kid goes, I'm off tabs. He goes, of what?

Acid! I cannot even come close to screaming as loud as these fucking kids. Yo, it's so funny. Channel 5. They kill it, but, yeah. They've been putting together some great content. Also, it's not the WB. No, it's the WB.

I sent the link in the group chat the other day. No, I've seen it, but it's not a real Channel 5. It's like fake news. That's like, that was the niggas that made the Hoff Twins documentary. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Right? Am I wrong? Yeah.

Would you do a video with them? Oh, the Hopswins? What are we doing? A music video, duh. You didn't say that. You just said a video. Yeah, you know you're not going to do a porn on with them. You gotta be direct.

Yeah. You never know. Yeah. People like, sign here, AD. We're rappers. When I say a video. We are rappers, well. We are rappers.

We are rappers. When we rappers say, will you do a video with them? talking about. Yeah, but you're Mr. Porn, man. You never know. Part-time porn god. Porn God.

You haven't even released any porn yet. That's a hard name. Bro, I did a shoot. I did two shoots in a row the other day with two legends. Oh, you're throwing, oh, really? Two legends. Legends. You got to drop some names.

Well. Ron Jeremy and Brian Pumper. Oh. Thank God you just said that because it just reminded me. Well, number one, both of those people are incarcerated. Free them both You're about to be next They're going to round you in there with the Patriots

Yo, what is that? You think there's a conspiracy To throw all the legendary porn men in prison? You know what? Johnny Sins better watch out. I don't even know who that is. Me neither. Well, he's the white bald dude who's fucking

They always do the memes where he's like A soldier and a fireman, all these You guys are out of it. We're out of it. You're out of it. Anyway. The first... I think you're just too into it.

The first chick that we hook up with. Alexis, Texas. No, I wish. She doesn't do a boy girl anymore. I asked. Why? I don't know. But the other day...

She, like, graduated? Yeah, I think she just, like, made enough money that she's like, I'm not sucking a dick on camera anymore. I think she also... Why does it matter? She cares about her... Future... Career. She does a podcast now.

No, I'm not saying that it's not... She has the only fans, but it's just, like, naked pics, I think, or whatever. So she's trying to outgrow that, apparently, which... Okay, cool, whatever. I understand, but it's like... Let me fuck you. Cool. Have you already been there and done that on camera and it's like on the internet forever?

That's kind of how I feel. It's on the internet forever. But also you could, if you're Alexis Texas, you could just have an only fan to sell your greatest hits for the rest of your life. I swear to God, you could. Sell a video from 10 years ago. Damn, your greatest hits. That's fine.

And I mean, it is kind of different though because all the stuff she did back in the day would have been through porn studios and she can't sell that because they own it. But like girls now, I said to my girl the other day, I'm like, remember like four years ago we did a Christmas season? scene with a girl. I'm like, you can just butt, she's clarified that she already does this, but every, every Christmas,

boom, another Christmas scene that happened last year. All I want for Christmas is can't all in a Santa suit. Are we going to do a Christmas episode where we all wear Santa suits? Because that's what I want to do. I mean, I feel like we just... You really have to the cosplay shit now, huh? It's fun. Yeah, I feel like we just got

to get festive as fuck now. You gotta be Santa though. Pause. You could be... But you're blue Santa. I want to be the Yeti monster. What is that have to do with Christmas. What is that to do? You ever seen the Christmas movies?

That nigga was nice. Sometimes I feel like a kindergarten teacher. You know a Yeti monster I'm talking about? I want to be a Yeti monster. That just feels like a thing that like a five-year-old. That nigga was nice, bro. You know a little animated Christmas shit? Oh, oh.

Fuck, so it is a Christmas thing? I didn't think it was a Christmas thing. You're more culture than me. You're right, you're right. I just realized that I'm thinking you're just saying some random. Josh said he didn't have no teeth. I don't want to be that. He's like a junkie to me.

I thought you were saying. Snowman. You could be a snowman. Don't you think? I'll be a reindeer. You would geez you the snowman. That would be hard. Look,

that's what I want to be. Okay, that is you. He's blue. He got white on him. His fit is kind of hard too. Honestly, that is you. Yeah. Go ahead.

Do you know, I saw the scene. Somebody sent me the screen capture, but when Rum Nitty was battling and there's like a bunch of crips behind him, And then there's me. And I'm like really easy to see because I'm fucking tall and I have blonde hair for some reason right now.

You like a highlighter. And everybody's sending him to me like, what are you doing up there at the rap battle? That's all you had to do. No, no, no. It's crap. Natives I'm like, oh! Rap battle full of gangsters was funny

because like whenever someone does a good punchline, they're just throwing up this set and shit. I feel like your eyes look 10 times more blue with this blonde hair. Pause. Tell them the name. When I met you, tell him the name I used to give you. Blue-eyed love.

That's kind of like a little gay. He didn't object to it. He was like. He's like, I like that. He was like, you should. Yeah,

Holmes. You know how you could change your like your like name on Twitter like at top? You should be your shit should be blue eye loke. No. Why not? I'm trying to make it clear that like people like you can put your gang affiliations on me. Ha ha.

It's kind of funny. I don't personally take it serious. Oh really? If I were to change my Twitter name, that would probably be. No, you can keep your app, but just like the name on.

top. Yeah, that's a lot. That's a lot. Like Adam DeLoke. Wow. That would be 100% me claiming to be a game member, which is something that you obviously 100% know I should not do.

I wouldn't say that. You could just make your own gang in J.C. No jumper crib. Oh. I was thinking no jumper crew, because I would be down with that. No jumper.

Hampshire Crip. HBT. H.B.T. H. Brown Town. HBC. Hash Brown Crip. The Hasbroil Crips? No, the Hashbrown Corner Crips.

I think that shirt would sell better than the Blacks for Arby's shirt. Yeah. Blacks for Arby's, I said, the No Jumper crowd isn't a lot of black people. And most of the black people haven't eaten at all. Yeah, he's so like two shirt. Trial in here. Yeah. Hey, you know what?

All the Muslims are off the list. Anybody who doesn't eat pig in general are off the list. The whole bunch of No Jumper fans hit me. It was like, I'm not black. Can I buy it? I'm like. Yeah. now.

Right now. No, literally. I actually have a special discount code for you. And then somebody hit me was like, what about Indians or Arby's? And I was like, fuck. Like, bro, I can't edit this for everybody. It's not the most inclusive statement that you could have came up with. But now is like, every time somebody sees Arbys now, they like send me something.

And I'd be like, that's all you think of me? You should do a flash mob about Arbys. I would do a flashmob. I always said about, like, when I get engaged, I want to do a flash mob. Oh, I thought you were going to say when I get engaged. I get engaged. I wanted to be catered by Arby. Sounds like the least romantic thing ever.

Shut up and dance with me. It's you and your girl. You dropped your knee to propose. But it's like all around it by pimple-faced kids on Instagram. But it's like all y'all. Like feel you. Oh, if it's not going to be cool. I'm picturing it's just like with Arby sandwiches.

I'm picturing out like, meet me at Arby's in one hour. I'm going to be proposing to my girlfriend. If I did that viral. The kids who show up are not going to be the people that you want coming to your wedding. It's going to be a junkie flash mob. It's going to be the dudes on Twitter with nothing to do or are close to the Arby's on Hollywood Boulevard.

A.D. God. Let me give the sandwich. Somebody got shot at that one and it probably has something to do with him. What? You engineered that. Drug deal went wrong. Yeah, what it did say. I love that you looked into this story. Some people may say I was around the area. Can you believe that Silk the Shocker and Papoose were in here today?

Bro. Silk the Shocker was here going to tell me? Yeah. We didn't tell you because we didn't want you here at out munching bro silk let me tell you something just kidding silk to shocker when i was a kid was my favorite rapper of all time when he dm me and told me he fucked with me this random i feel like i was complete bro oh because i saw you like in someone of his post okay that makes sense bro that's bro silk silk silk to go man i know he was here i would have came over earlier he was lit he just he just damed you randomly like

hey i fuck with you nephew he was like i fuck with your shit and i was like you with the nephew did he call you neff he probably hit you with the unk nah yeah you guys If Simpson's trying to cause me, something is wrong. I didn't go get some Botox or something. Bro, I'm getting way too many gray hairs. I don't know what to do about it. Welcome to the club. On DAZ.

I was looking at that? I got so many. I was going to ask you after the show? I'm like, bro, you're stressing, bro? You're all right? I didn't even, I didn't have them. Because you need this Manscape Ball died. And they'll apply it till your fucking club.

Maybe some Manscape Ball Cologne will help you with the gray hair. I don't know. I didn't have them like two months ago. You didn't, bro. I swear I didn't. Stress. That's how it happens, though. Yeah, just overnight.

Bro, back in the day, I fucking had a really bad breakup with a girl. And near the beginning of the breakup, I shaved my head. This is in 1984, right? Yes. I kept my head shaved for maybe six months. And then I started letting my hair grow back out again. My hairline was so much more jacked from the fucking stress of the breakup. Really?

And it just, I could see the difference so much. And that made me realize, like, how much my fucking hairline actually, was receding and how stress probably play a role in it. Now I got fake hair, so that's cool. It's not fake hair. It's just your hair and planted. I took the homies from the back and I moved him up front. I mean, hey.

That's the weird thing about dying my hair blonde is A, I realize that I have no idea how you're supposed to take care of your hair when you die it because you're not supposed to wash it for a bit before you die it. Didn't know that. So I washed it like an hour before I died it. And then after I had washed it. You're not supposed to wash it after you died either. Didn't know that.

I just kept washing it. and it was just so weird and oily and it like just didn't have anything in it and when I look at my hairline I can see that there's so many hairs that fucking got knocked out in the process of dying at blonde where I can see the tiny little black hairs

growing in so and also and on top of that I'm stuck looking like a fucking idiot with blonde hair I got big you walking up to me at fucking the Crip Fest and he's just like

what happened to your hair? I'm like I don't know it was supposed to be funny now I'm talking to you it doesn't seem that funny all of a sudden. Are you afraid to die it again? I don't think I would diet again because it feels like it's so bad for my hair. Let me ask you something.

It is terrible. Does your hair in the front feel like as normal as the other hair? Yeah. Okay. Now. It takes maybe six months or like four months for it to feel normal. So like you could pull it out and it pull out the same way and all that? Yeah, it felt kind of numb in the front for like a couple months, but not too bad.

I'm just so surprised that you finally decided to just admit this one day. You guys made me. did we we didn't really make you you kind of like we didn't put a gun you're like just admitted tell us about yeah but you this nigga talks about my fucking teeth for money you said it in such a way that I would have felt so bad

lying that I was just like okay what the fuck do I you like them girls that they get the body done and they lie about it and they try to sell the waist trainers and flat tummy teeth but did you hear about the male BBL where they fucking make you taller the knee BL they make you taller yeah wait why is it the knee they do it with your knee

yeah They're like, they like, so this is what they do. They break your leg, basically. Oh my God. Insert a rod into your leg and then it gradually expands out and like, it heals with your leg. Sounds insanely painful. But like they have to, yeah, they have to, like, send a signal to the rod. How tall can they make you though?

Only a couple inches, right? Only a couple inches, right? Because I'm trying to go like, yeah, I'm mean shit. Nah, nigga, you can't go that. You already are like six two. I want to be like eight four. It's just so funny. It's so funny to picture a dude who's like 5-2 and he does that and then he's still

five, four. and a half. Yeah, I know. Because it's like, and it's like $100,000. What? It's like super expensive. And think about how long is going to... If you a real short nigger, bro, $100,000 for you to get like six feet is worth it. You're not going to go, you're not going to go from like $5.4

to like $6.2. Yeah, you're going to get a couple inches. You're going to go from like $5.4 to like $5.8, maybe. Or would you be better off spending money on a dick implant? Like, what's more important? Being tall or having a big dick? Okay, look, this is what I thought about. I'm like, if I already break my leg and some crazy

car accident. I bet that would disqualify. You should get a one. Like, oh, this is so convenient. I was meeting to get taller. You feel me? That would be the only way

I would like, I would do that is if I already broke my leg. That would be convenient. I thought of that too. If I broke my leg, I would probably get my back tattooed. Because it wouldn't be

that much more of a pain than they asked to be sitting around with a giant scab on my back. That's true. Damn. I don't know how you competed those two together. Let's all break her legs and get back tattooed.

Because if I broke my leg, I would be just sitting around. house on you next. Let's go break our legs. They get taller. No, what if I just popped out like that? I'm going to break your leg and then I'm just going to pull it. What if I just popped out?

What if I just popped out like next week just as tall as y'all, both? That would be so sad. That nigga on that shit. He got that. He got that leg. He got that rod in his leg. That's how we felt when we were standing in the girl that put her whole hand in her

butt. Oh, she was tall as foot? It's exact same height as us. That's kind of hard. No heels? No. Six to. Bro, she put her whole hand in it.

Nika, I've seen the video. She started off like a finger too. She was bleeding. Why? This is the second time you said that. I know. Was she actually bleeding out of her asshole? Hell yeah.

You think it's because her hand's so big that it just ripped her asshole over? That's hot. That's part of the game. You would know. I never knew the fisting was like real when they say, oh, they could put the fist up the ass off. Fisting is real, dog. I didn't know this. I'm living proof.

Like, how's phone? Crip walking on top of the roof. With the didler on the roof. Who's the didler? Yeah. Speaking of Dittler, do you have anything you'd like to talk about? And do we have the clip pulled up? Does anyone need to see it?

I feel like anybody wants to see it's what I've seen it. What we're talking about? You're a little beef. Man, we ain't even talking about that. You know what? You know what? I was like, I could sit here and go back and forth with the nigger, bro. But why are you beefing with a 50-year-old man

from Texas who's got one eye. Bro, but he has one eye. Yeah. Bro, this is the thing, man. Well, he has two eyes, but one's fake. And, and you know, he has two eyes in the way the AD has teeth. Yeah.

Okay. And I'm not about to diss the boss talk niggas either, you feel me? But I'm like, I'm like, goddamn. Why are you? You're really stretching it out. Why are you just stretching this shit out? I see a new clip every like two days. Bro, but this nigga really thinks somebody wanted to say.

Wait, first of all, the nigger said, I got, we got, me and you got backlash for talking about it. No, nigger. We ain't get no backlash. Literally nobody hit me. Our fans. Definitely. Our fans.

He said our grandfathers. I don't feel like the no jumper squad is losing much fandom to Charleston White. Charleston White has people watching them. Custerson White. I think even Custerson's fans would probably have to acknowledge that we're behaving a little bit more rationally here. Now he's Custerson. He's mad moody. You feel me?

He's cyclops to me now. You know what I'm saying? He said he won a verbal. fat and shit, but listen, we ain't get no backlash, nigga. Like, not at all, bro. And there's nothing nobody can tell me, my nigga. I can stand on everything that I say. Now, me personally, I know for a fact that I wouldn't set you up.

You feel me? And if Adam would have had you over here, I wouldn't have caused you no harm. So I told the truth afterwards, you feel me? I was just talking. I kept it real. I was like, you know what? They ain't what I really was going to do to the nigger. You feel me?

So that's why a nigga back. Yeah. And I'm like, I got to keep it real. You know what? Maybe I shouldn't have said that shit. Yeah, my bad, it is what it is. I ain't mad that you sit there and did this shit. Now you're saying, oh, these stretch.

You guys got so much backlash. They got back. No, nigger. Two, you keep saying the same exact shit, bro. I have a show on Adams Network. My show is on Wednesdays, bro. You feel me? Before I came on this motherfucker, I have millions of fucking views.

I dropped some of the hottest shit on the West Coast, on the radio. I want to... 20 million views with YG. Hey, 20 million views. Yeah, speak on that. I've worked with Dr. Drey. I've worked with Tori Lans. I've worked with Tories.

I've worked with so many motherfuckers. Independently, a nigga ain't charged a nigga a dollar. Speak on. You feel me? Then I get into the acting bag. I'm on a hit television show. Stop playing. Oh, Hulu.

Look at Dave, nigger. You get what I'm saying? I've been on TMZ. Way of a million motherfucking times. You feel what I'm saying? Speak on it. And he's respected in the streets. And I'm respected in the streets.

And I got this Snapchat show from Adam. He said, hey, here's an opportunity. I started doing the Snapchat show with him. He said, hey, we're going to give you your own show. I got my own show on Wednesdays at the end of the day, nigga. Then his other co-host, shot the Camgirl left. I ended up filling in. And I ended up keeping me.

You feel what I'm saying? So this white man didn't come just steal us and do all this stuff and did everything that you think, bro. There's nothing nobody can say. There ain't no backlash, nigga. You feel what I'm saying? It's retarded. Like literally zero backdust.

But I'm going to keep it real, though, bro. Keep it 55th Street. I'm going to keep it real. This nigga is, bro, this nigga is funny as fuck. You feel me? I enjoy watching the nigger videos and shit. You know what I'm saying? But I was like, come on.

My homie house phone right here has a, you know what I'm saying? Six-figure shoe company right now. You know what I'm saying? High rollers. Seven figures. Seven figures. I don't even know the difference between the movie. It's more.

It's bigger. I know. I know that. When it comes to the race barriers and things, bro, my uncles, nigger, my daddy coming on the show tomorrow. My daddy can't tell me shit. Your dad's coming tomorrow. I can't wait for that. My daddy can't tell me shit, no backlash, no, none of that shit.

I'm a grown man, nigga. I've been hustling, doing this shit my whole life, my nigga. You feel me? I didn't made it out the mud. Straight out the mud. You can ask anybody from Los Angeles, bro. about me. He just hates LA, I feel.

He hate LA, bro. But, bro, the thing is, he's like, oh, they backlash. They got back. I'm like, nigga, I ain't getting no backlash. I just said, I'm not going to sit there and portray that I'm going to do something to a nigger if I'm really not going to do nothing to it. That's a fact. Realistically, if the nigger, if Adam said, hey, I wanted to interview the nigger and he

walked through this motherfucker, I don't have to like the nigga. You feel me? I'm not going to do nothing to you personally because you ain't personally did nothing to me. And the thing is, too, is he tries to paint it as if I fucking own your existence. When in reality, Listen, AD has his own podcast at the end of the day on No Jumper that literally is doing great views. And if tomorrow, if AD said, yo, Adam, I got a deal. There's this other company.

They want to give me a big ass bag. I would say, bro, it's all good. You can go do that. We'll still be homies. Hopefully we can still work together. You can take the name of the podcast. It's all good. He's doing that show and building something on this platform.

And it's not like I'm trying to take a lot from that or anything. It's like, you know, I got me ads now. I mean, that's just crazy. And it's like, House phones here two hours out of the week. 80's here like five hours out of the week, six hours out of the week. It's not like, and then meanwhile,

you guys do your own fucking shit. Even the editors here got their own podcast, both of them for some reason. Shad to the BBC, shout up. Yeah. Hey, man. Is this vlogging? When am I going to get on the BBC, Treve?

Shoot companies. I know, right? Trev's out here clickbaiting getting views off pretending the T-Rot shot low Wayne. I didn't even have to watch it to know. It was like a BB gun or something. But that's why I told the nigga, bro, Google do your research before you just be talking, bro.

If you go, listen, you can say whatever the fuck you want, but speak facts when you speak it. We got successful weed companies around here. My Uzimaki, big chief line dropping, you know what I'm saying? Shout out the biggest weed companies. Shout out the bitch chief of checks. In California, Uzamaki pack coming, bro. You get what I'm saying?

But, bro, it's not these borders, bro, that it comes down to the shit. And I'm not tripping. And I'm going to sit there and say this, bro. You didn't say it, fuck me. You didn't say fuck my dad, homies. you didn't say, fuck all that. Nigger, I still won't touch you if you came down to this motherfucker

because you're an old-ass man, bro. For the record, I don't want to have you here. He's mad moody. But listen. But then also, if you... He's an old-ass man, bro. I would destroy this man. If you eat a girl's pussy and she says that she doesn't want to fuck you after,

you just got to dip. You just got to be like, all right. Go in the bathroom, bring one out. But he keeps saying his spirit told him that somebody was going to really set him up. Like, I was the guy that was going to set him up. Okay. Bro, we got bigger fish and fried, bro. If I'm going to get somebody hit up, bro,

you, the 50-year-old nigga with one eye is the least of my words, bro. It's like putting down old yellow, bro, you feel me? And you boss talk niggas, man. Y'all niggas is black niggas, too, bro. Y'all sit there. Y'all, y'all low-key dissing this, too, talking about them. I ain't heard about them. Come on my name.

Y'all, y'all niggas got 2,000 subscribers. No, no, no, no, no. No, no. No, what we're not going to do. We're not going to disrespect any more black men. You're right. We're not going to do that because guess what? I'm gonna switch it up.

Shout out to boss talk. Y'all go check their content out and watch their shit. Bro, we're not gonna sit there and feed into the bullshit. You're right. If you want to see 8,000 clips per week about us, for some reason, tap in. Every other day. I look he want to talk to this nigger Custerson, bro, just to get like a, you feel me, a clear understanding. Like, bro, like.

I don't think he understands that. You and him together would be like a me and academics four-hour, fucking bizarre a war. of words, bro. That would be the best content ever. But I peeped what he said, and he's like, our characters are getting into it. But one thing I don't want the nigga to think is that... It's a character.

Bro, you wouldn't have no problems in Los Angeles if you didn't disrespect people in Los Angeles, bro. We ain't sitting here. Ain't nobody in L.A. say, fuck Texas and we diss in Texas. No, bro, we don't do that. Shout out to Texas. We got homies in Texas, bro.

Family out in Texas and shit like that. Bro, we got love for Texas over here on the West Coast, bro. Now, people may think, all the West Coast is the baddest is because, hey, gang banging the way that it is originated from the West Coast and people adapted it in other cities. Yeah. And is it a crime to our

community? Fuck, yeah, it is, bro. You get what I'm saying? Like, you 100% right when it comes down to the ain't nothing cool about gang banging, bro. Nigger, I didn't lost a lot from gang banging. A lot of shit. A lot of people not coming back, bro. And if I had to do it all over again, bro, guess what? I'd be straight as narrow.

bro, try to make the metaverse like motherfucking what's the nigga name? Mark Zuckerberg and shit like that, bro. So guess what? That's how that shit is, but we ain't get no backlash, bro. And if you think we got backlash, bro,

I will sit here and say shit all crazy every time that I want to, bro, can't nobody stop me, my nigga? Nobody. And ain't nobody going to tell me and nobody here. Nobody, nigga, nobody's going to sit there and tell me, AD, you can't say this and he can't say that.

I'm a real man, bro. I got real respect in the streets. You feel what I'm saying? But I don't preach that shit to our community. You feel me? I tell my homeboys. I tell the kids. I tell everybody, bro.

I tell everybody, bro. Do good. When my homies call me, don't call me on no bullshit. You know what I'm saying? I give back to the community. The Ms. Giles Foundation, bro. Actually took Adam to my city,

Compton, bro. And we gave money, toys, kids, bought ponies out and do stuff like that, bro. We give out backpacks. We do everything, bro. We help out the community, bro. So, your spirit is a dumb-ass,

blind motherfucker just like you too suck a fat one Custerson if you want to talk like man we can talk like man you feel me yeah and ain't nobody gonna touch you bro you're an old ass man bro you're like stink man bro you're like my daddy age and my daddy you look way more frail than my dad

you feel me yeah Custerson Custerson why god damn it man Can you put it back on the stream elements thing Why are you showing me mad moody I want to tease this nigga real quick You just show the stream moments Why are you copying and paste it into a dock

Show these niggies mad eye moody This is Custerson Slim Shady interview? What's your mark? Mad I Moody? Look at this. Harmonious gang in this bitch Free Regal Regul.

For the record, we're going to be reading donations over $5, let's say. Adam, please read, Dear Slim, I wrote you, but you still ain't calling

and left myself, my pager at my home phone. Can you, like, I'm fucking dead. And also, why are you showing this dock? This is a crazy idea. I don't want to read off the dock.

I thought Josh was taking notes me to realize. If you put, the TV directly behind the camera, then I can't read it. You want me to read it? No, but I also just don't understand how they don't think about that.

Like, oh, maybe if there's a camera directly between Adam and the screen, he won't be able to read it. They're over there, man. They don't know what's going on. You know, you can't really see the angle from over there. Grump mode. Anyway. See what Custerson's spirit did to you?

The spirit of Custerson has infected my body. Pause. I want to say, okay, so. Oh, in that video, We ain't got to show that video. We ain't going to do you like that. But you're a nasty. I want an explanation because that's a weird-ass shit right there.

We ain't going to do you like that, Custerton. I see Nina Boy made a video about it the other day. I got to check it. Yeah. We ain't going to do you like you want to do everybody else. I know. I was going to say like, but guys, if the girl doesn't want to let you fuck. If she says no.

Hit the bathroom. It means no. Hit the local jack shack. Remove the sperm from your own body. You'll be all right. You literally will be a right. You literally will be a right. All right or just go home and jack out.

Everything's going to see all right. I want to get a figure made of Custerson. So you can throw it around. No, he can throw it around. He'll go out of my guy. With a leaning eye, you feel me? Is his eye really fucked up? Like Adam's eye?

Stye eye. I think it's worse than a sty. Yeah, twins. Twinning. Oh, my fucking guy. Okay. Okay, so the rap battle Saturday. How do you guys feel about me getting this?

seeing the awkward photo with Drake. I was going to ask. I was going to ask, was it okay for us to bring up? Chubs looked like he was going to shoot you. Chubs was definitely looking at me like, what the hell is this? Yeah, Chubs looked like he was going to off you.

Yeah, that was strange. You know what? Drake was in the battle, like, drunk, having a good old time on stage, laughing, hanging out. He really fucked with battle rap, though. Like, he really do. He actually said at the end, he said

that he was going to start a battle league where celebrities would essentially, like, partner up with battle rappers to go at each other. That's fine. Something along those lines is something that he's talking about. Like he really wants to make this happen. I think that's a great idea.

I think that would be so crazy. And also at the battle, they announced that Freeway is going to be battling Cassidy. Whoa. He destroyed Freeway back in the day. Back in the day, yeah. He will do it again. I don't know, man.

You really think? Bro, Freeway is a legendary artist, bro. He's a great rapper, but... Cassidy was on some shit. bro Cassidy is a lyrical punchline rapper freeway he he's never rap like that freeway he speaks real bro I don't I see freeway battle so I feel like I really see the original they battle back in the day but I'm saying like in modern times and also this is my main thing is I really hope they don't go easy on each other no why they better or not because okay as soon as Cassidy announced it he pretty much immediately pivoted into talking about saying some very very respectful and very well very understandable things about how Freeway had recently lost one of his kids.

Yeah, man. What happened on his kids? His daughter, his daughter died from cancer, I think, even when she's really young. And Freeway had help issues as well, too. Yeah, yeah, true. And Cassidy was just saying that he just lost, I think, his mom or somebody who's super close to him. So it's like, I know that dad's respectable.

Put your mouth on a curve. But I hope that when the battle happens, I just really hope that they disrespect the fuck out of each other. Bro, that original one, bro, that's one of the best. There's probably two battles that I could say that in my life that was, like, crazy. It was Jay Mills against a Ness from making a band, bro, and there was that Cassidy and that freeway, bro. But that nick said, you make your whole head crack like sunflower seeds.

I was like, fuck back then. Do you think you could write a battle rap verse? Bro, I started off battle rapping. That's how I got into music. Really? Yeah, I just a battle rap. And daylight destroyed me. killed my dreams bro is that i believe on camera anywhere no but daylight i tell you bro daylight when i was

about 15 years old 16 years old i thought i was the hardest battle rapper ever bro and this lady bought me to daylight bro and daylight torched me and my cousin was daylight like a nobody at that time basically on a battle rap scene he was already catching bodies bro okay but he definitely 187 me bro i was sitting there like this like what he's saying bro bro have you have you guys have you guys ever heard me say you'll wake up next to Tupac's house. Yeah. That was a line that he said to me. He's like, I kill you. Wake up next to Tupac's house. That shit's never left my mind, bro.

Wow. They like torched me, bro. Wow. Was it just like the actual rapping? Did you start to stutter and stumble? Bro, I was, bro, like, I want to see this. I went first and I was super confident. Then he fucked me up and it was time me to go again. And you ever seen that shit? The guy was like,

I get me, I was like, get me. I was getting it out. Then he torched me again. bro, I was just like, me and my cousin, bro, we left, bro. We was like, battle rap ain't it for us, man. We need to start making songs, man. Yeah, you got to make it comeback. Yeah, you got to make it come back. Bro, it's a whole totally different process.

Yeah. Like, your mindset, when you're writing, like, I literally used to write just bars all day I used to think of and try to bridge them together, bro. They have to, like, they have to think of so much shit. They have to, like, be so strategic with it. And memorize it, too. Yeah, I think there's a, I kind of think there's like a reason why we haven't seen somebody like really excel at battle rap and being like a real rapper at the same time because I feel like they're both like two different skills. Very serious jobs. Cassidy probably is the, and I don't want to be wrong, but Cassidy was like the closest bro who had like, shout out of OG suicide.

Oh, got the all-wife it on today. Okay. Okay. Just left the Chromeheart store. Cassidy was probably like the closest because he had he had hits. He had records. And I feel like, I think it was his accident that happened. Yeah. That, you know. What happened to him? Remember he got in a bad car accident and he almost died. I didn't know that.

Yeah. I forget. Cassidy, he's been through a lot of shit. You've been through a lot, bro. Do you, uh, how do you guys feel about engaging in No Nut November? I already lost. You already produced some nut. What is today?

The second? Yeah, I think it's the second. Uh, I net it yesterday. Yeah, me too. I did nutty. I did nutty. I nutted yesterday and I'm possibly going to nut again tonight. I mean, you have a fiancee.

I hope so. Or I could hit the back room to jackshack. Take care of myself. Get it over real quick. She might be asleep by the time I get home from this. You should have a machine putting a jack shack. You just walk up to it. A fuck machine?

Not even a fuck machine. It's just jackshy. If I get a super realistic sex doll, are you down to bang it? Why would I do it? Well, I just want us to both have an opinion of it. I mean, am I going first? I'm going to clean it. No, not after you.

If I get one, I'm going to keep it forever. You got to buy two of them. You're a six dog, man. A sty on his eye. It's going to be a woman, ideally. That's what I was talking about. His eye. You know what I always wanted to try?

The thing where it's just the ass and the pussy. It's like, fuck my big ass or something. That's the name of it. But, bro, I was at the porn convention, and there's this girl, Raya Sunshine, who Len is friends with. That's a cool name. I'm not going to lie. Yeah.

Because her name is Ray. You like that? That's kind of hard. Yeah. So we're talking to Raya Sunshine. She got a sex doll. In real life, she got some big ass fake boobs. She got a sex doll with some big ass.

Obviously, they're fake, but they look like her boobs. I touch the boob. I swear to God, it was almost like better than touching a real boob. Like it felt so real. They must have put hours and hours of work into making this boob feel like a good boob. It was unbelievable. You said it was better than feeling a real titty. I'm not going to say better because obviously

they're being a human being attached to it is always going to add some sort of premium into the way it feels. But it felt really good. Do you think like you would if you had the option, you would just lock yourself in the room with the sex doll and just have fun with that?

I might tell my girl that on Saturday afternoon. Like, yo, I'm going to back with my sex doll for a few hours. You're going to have to leave me alone. Give her a name like, hey, me and Tina. Yeah, me and Tina give me him back. Would you like beat your sex? Do you mean by beating? Well, it's nice knowing that it's an option.

And then really, what's the problem? Like, I mean, the sex dog can't tell anybody. No. The sex dog can't. She's an adamant. No, no. No, no. We're saying that now in the near future is going to be sex doll rights.

It's going to be like people. I know about things that I've heard conversations about in this regard that are like insane. Like motherfuckers marrying these sex dolls and shit like that? Well, okay, because... Or even deeper. Let's take this conversation and pivoted a little bit and say, like, okay, if you did have, like, a sex doll and you're beating the shit out of it? Don't you... Like, wouldn't every woman on earth know that about you and just assume that you would then also probably end up beating the shit out of her at some point?

But then it's like you... Maybe that's the whole reason why you're using the sex doll to get out to frustration of, like, I don't want to beat my wife, so I'm going to beat the sex doll. You know, like, when people be hunting because they don't want to kill people? I don't trust people. I think that's why people hunt. I think some people do hunt. I don't trust people who say shit like that.

Like, oh, yeah, you know, the reason why I come and mosh at these concerts is because I don't want to fight. I would probably kill people. If I was out on the street, I take all my aggression here in this mosh pit. I don't buy it. I just don't think you're taking out that much aggression.

I think if you've got that in you, it's still going to come out. How often you go on the mosh pit, maybe once a week? But you need a healthy ways to channel. You're not a killer. You're not going to kill anyone. You're not really crazy.

You're just saying that because you think it sounds cool. I mean... I don't buy it personally. I've heard people say this. How many fucking times to me? Oh, if I didn't... If I didn't skateboard, I would probably shoot up a school. Like, no, niggins sound like you just want to shoot up a school.

I bet that if you break your ankle and you don't skateboard for two months, then you're not going to shoot up a school. So shut up. Your people might do it. Yeah. Ain't too many black... Part of our culture. Hi, kids. Do you like violence?

School shootings have become... Mom, if you keep doing this, I'm about to go shoot up the elementary. Well, it's a white American thing at this point. It definitely is white American thing. We're trying to beat that. It's a white American thing. Trying to beat that, obviously. Other race niggas don't be doing shit like that.

There are some, though, but. 90% of the time, they look like Adam. I'm going to do some good on here. I'm going to find me a black school shooter because I bet they're out there. I'm pretty sure it's a black school shooter. Yeah. Probably a ton of them. They just kill, like, one guy.

Or, like, you know, they're not like showing up with an arsenal to kill everyone. That's when we think about white kids shooting up a school. We think about Sandy Hook. We think about Columbine. Epic, crazy, insane shit that, like, changed the world because it was so insane. There actually was that, like, I don't know if he was, like, a rapper or something, but they were in Texas, and the guy beat up this kid,

and then he came back and shot him at school or something. They were black, but, like, that was, like, a very isolated incident. And, like you said, it was one person. Not, he didn't kill the whole. He didn't kill the whole school because he was getting bullied by this one kid. Black men don't cheat and black men don't school shoot. Amen. Amen.

Amen, brother. And that's why we're here today. To tell y'all at home, the best thing that CMAX said is, kids do not commit suicide. Yeah, that was so funny. Over and over, do not commit suicide. It's not nifty. It's not nifty to commit suicide.

And hey, hey, it ain't 100% agree. I just wondered. And if you got them urges. I wonder who's going to be swayed by C-MAC telling them that. If you got the merges, DME, I'm going to try my best to help talk you through it. I've been doing that forward now. D-H-Z. Imagine you just going through it.

You feeling like you got no world else to turn, and then you watch a C-Mack interview, and he just changes it all for you. It's beautiful, honestly. That's the power of podcast. The power of no jumper, man. You know what would be powerful? My bookie doc. No.

You know what would be powerful? Is if everybody texted me right now. I want the people at home and text me I'm going to do an AD and I'm going to give out my phone number What kind of scam you got going on right now? 833-257-0551 Text me L-F-G That is I think this is really your number

Let me make sure Yeah, it is. Whoa Let me make sure this really your number That's really my number You can stop looking right now You can stop looking right now 833.

I have too many numbers by you. 833-257. 833-257-0-551. Text me LFG. Appreciate you. Let me read these donations. AD, when are you eating Mr. Mushy's chocolate?

Hey, I just got those in the mail. Fire. They're good. Chocolate mushrooms, bro. My brother had some. He said they're fire. I'm going to try some today. Chris Kringle.

I like that. Love that name. Wow, he sent $5.50. That's cool. Shout out to the coolest podcast in the world. What's good. House, AD, and Bladham. Keep killing the game, bros.

Love the show. Shout out to you, bro. 1111 said, that's my phone. Ben rewatching the old no-jumper tour vlogs with Lill Pump again. Great times. Thank you very much, bro.

I appreciate you. Okay, we're caught up now. Oh, I wanted to tell you something. Mm-hmm. I feel like I've turned a corner in my battle against being a fat fuck. I feel like the turning point, the moment when I realized, like, oh, I really need to stop giving myself a pass and actually start eating the way that I know that I should be eating was when G. Perico said the words to me, Adam, you've been looking a little thick lately. Yeah, he did tell you that.

Super pause. D. Prigo, I didn't tell you that. Yes, he did. He did. Y'all started to interview off and he was so confused them. Like, why you, why? The interview's out? well I just seen the beginning

how did you see it I forgot you're scamming no but it was like our server it was like it was like no jumper to podcast I you're like to the left of me I got AD AD is like pause why you say I'm to the left of you or no

right of me yeah you're like you're like on the side of me that's what you said and then on my side yeah you were like on the side of me you're like on the side of me we got AD Jeep goes in pretty good shape him calling me fat really made me feel fat

did he really call you fat i haven't taken i haven't snacked since then i've been on for real on point i didn't get back on it there yeah something about a uh a handsome gentleman with a jerry curl telling you how you think the homie's handsome well he's a good looking guy he's in good shape let's say that so you like like bots remember them commercials bods what we want my bod remember that i do not what jeeper goes bod a d i feel like i feel like I feel like Adam still be using that type of spray. The body spray. No, remember the old shit.

It was like, it was just body. It was like a spray. I feel like you watch more commercials than me. I literally watched on YouTube like a hour of fucking like 90s commercials. Oh, I saw one of those videos the other day. It was so funny.

I would, why do you want to watch those old commercials? It's funny as shit. It takes you back just like seeing the way that they fucking advertise pizza back then shit. It's just fucking mind-blown. I got to look at it. What's the name Big Hurk now, too? Everyone's like, you don't know who Big Hurk is?

You're bugging. I got to watch him today. What's that? Big Hurk from the Fresh Out channel. I like, I like. He's a legend. Finding out about all these different YouTube channels, bro. It's crazy.

It's so much countless hours of YouTube. I'm watching Trappler Ross now. I'm a soft white underbelly. What's the nigga name? 1090 Jake now. Where's he at? 1090 Jake. I'll cop the flight.

Just come here and do some content with us, bro. Yeah. Yeah. At least an interview. at least an interview you should do that other people but who you're fucking I know house phone knows like what you watch I would watch hello yassine definitely

okay even though I sometimes feel like his content is too repetitive oh swamp stories too swamp stories is fire I feel like his shit is sometimes kind of too repetitive of like this rapper did something dumb I'm gonna tell you how dumb he is it's just like I feel like he needs to like sometimes it's a little repetitive

but I like hello yassine's content overall I just don't watch every video now at this point. I've been watching. Insider Hot Spot and Hip Hop Daily are good, even though he kind of is a copycat. I lost a little bit of respect for him when he ripped off Swamp Stories.

Yeah. But then who else is out there that really drops fire? This guy, Jamari, his videos are fire. He was very fire like him. Fucking. He's made so many videos about our videos, which I appreciate.

I know. Shout out to him. Love when the commentary community makes videos about our conversations that we have on here. It's funny that, What, can I say what we're doing tomorrow? No.

No. Sure. No. No, why not? Oh, no, no. Oh, no, no, that's all, yeah. Okay, okay. I don't get slid on.

Okay. That's what you're worried about? Whoa. Yeah, I guess that area is a little active. Sliders. Like the little hamburgers. We ain't worried about the sliders, but it's a lot of, uh, robberies going around Los Angeles. Yeah.

Well, that's what he meant. And even beyond the slides. Yeah. Even beyond the sliders, I'm also like, just the weirdos in general. So I'm not sure. I don't want anybody to know where I'm going ever. No. No, yeah, right?

No, for real, for it. But I will be at Complex Con, so feel free to slide on me there. I'll be our Comple's Con as well. I will have two security guards. Shout out to all my... Shout out to all my hats. So we could beat Biggs us. All my hat, homies, congratulations to J-Tips.

Shout out to Laura Vub. Shout out to J-Tips. And who? And Lord Fibu. Shut up to J-Tips. And Lord Fuble for having Boots at Complex Con. No, for real, for a shout out to all the young, independent black man out there getting it.

Shout out to Lord Fubu. I'll just be playing around with the hat beef. I don't really give a fuck. Shout out to him. No, no, for real. Shout to young links for making this. Shout out to young links. Honestly, I like this little sweatsuit situation.

Honestly, I'm going to make a list of demands of what I want. This is taste for revenge. It's not out yet. I will only wear a Lord Fubu hat if it has a portrait of Matt Damon, an orange dripping in jizz. A bagel. Crip Mac. eating a bagel.

That is kind of... Honestly, that sounds like the hardest hat ever. What else? What else we're going to throw on this? A chick-fil-a sandwich. Who does? A Chipotle burrito bowl. And more.

And more? I think that's... I think you filled up one hat already. I know, but I'm looking at your hat. There's so much shit on it. You got a bird with a bat. There's white eye here. You got eyes with a signature.

You got a fucking... You got a hand lighting a match. He got the Kanye bear on there. You got a bear. It's a lot. Josh is literally crying right now. Why? I'm just drawing attention how ridiculous these hats are.

We need a fucking Josh cam. Is Trev's still here? Can we, can you get him my cush and tell me roll? After the half battle? After the half battle, we need to do a hat collab together. Honestly. And then drop that mother. Oh, no, I got something to show you.

You guys could probably get so rich if you drop a collab hat. Just do it. That's a smart idea. Look, just know I got something. I got something in the cut. But I'm waiting to reveal it for the hat. battle. I would also like to I would like to speak on behalf of the millions of Asian

people that you offended with this package. How? First of all, that is me, right? Is it? It looks like an Asian caricature of a man eating pasta. No, this is a black man. It's not of like a rice style bowl. Bro, if you see my logo on my chain, the 2CC baby logo is just like

that, right? Naroto was my favorite anime, and we made me like Naruto. So we made a version of me eating ramen. It got pasta gang on there. And this will be, I think we're going to do a big reveal at a lemonade and van ice.

Oh, I love the, yeah. I think I speak for the entire Asian community when I say that you are a hate monger. No, I'm not. I have a lot of Asian homies. They love me. And they're all very upset about this packaging. How was my attempt at creating a controversy for you? I'm not going to lie that weed is amazing.

Oh my God. I'm so happy. Scroll down on this donation this little bit because this guy donated $5 and reminded me of what I talking meant to say earlier that and I can't believe this guy knew that this was going to be a good thing so this is epic ready this is a big reveal on Friday about to shoot a scene with this woman Dana I think she's Dana White no that's a man you what to fuck Dana way Dana Day Armand she's a porn star me and Lana shot content with her up pull her up she's a milf she's a little bit older she's I think 40 oh wait is that the one you sent in the group chat the other day quite possibly

with the fat ass as a joke Yes, and she had a BBL a couple years ago. She got the dump her on her, so that's pretty cool. And I said to her, I said, did you ever, because she mentioned Brian Pumper for some reason. I said, did you ever used to fuck Brian Pumper back in the day? She goes, oh, so many times. Do you know what that means?

You're going to be Eskimo Bros. I am. I'm Eskimo Brothers with Brian Pumper now. Just a big reveal. I thought it was kind of cool. Did you ask her? I know you asked her about his dick game. She said, he for sure did.

You know he did. Her approximate description. of him and I hope that I'm not offending her by saying this because he's locked up and he probably won't be able to do anything about it but she basically said good looking guy good body big dick total fucking idiot at super weird that was her basic summary of she's like the weirdest guy like he was just so weird he's like king niggling that's pretty much what I've gotten from everything that I've learned about him but hey Dana you did battle with the best you did battle sex is a battle she got hit by me and my little

little sh medium-ass wiener. I wouldn't know. Also, to be honest, so Gipariko calls me a chubster on Thursday. And then Friday, I'm fucking her on camera. And I'm looking down at my love handle. And I'm just thinking like, bro, okay, this has gone far enough. I got to stop with the snacking. I got to be 100% on it.

On Sunday, we had a whole family party. My girl put together so much charcutory. So many different snacks. I didn't eat anything. That sucks. Because subconsciously you were like, You're like, I'm a fat piece of shit. Jeepery go doesn't think I'm hot.

I wanted to call it subconscious. It was very conscious. I was like, I had to just stop snacking. So I did no snacking. You stopped. It was like something snapped in my brain. Like,

oh, I'm just half to fucking stop or else I'm just going to keep getting fatter and I'm going to keep looking, grosser on camera. I've been eating a lot of bread lately. I'm like, I need to stop eating a lot of bread for sure.

Bread is the enemy. Not always, but you don't want to eat too much of it. I haven't eaten like shit still. I don't give a fuck right now. Someone donated $5. I said, we need a Polo Boy Nunu interview. I'm not 100% sure that I know who that is.

But the last time I said that I didn't know who somebody was, they're like, oh, you play this song, you're fucking cap and blah. It's like, bro, like that. Like, bro, I fucking engage with 10 million artists per day. It's easy for me to forget their name. Especially on stream day, which, by the way, people, it's so important for me to tell you before he decedged what he's about to say that on Friday, I am going to be on stream all day with Kiki.

Lavelle, I think Yuri. If you want to get your song played, head on number to No drummer.com, click the top left. Music Promotions, select the tab that says music promotions, and send us like, what, $150 for the pre-advance play. Then you don't even have to show up when we do the stream. You just send the money, and then we email you the file so you can see us react to your song.

You don't even have to hang out all day Friday. But also, if you hang out all day Friday, that would be super fun. I don't miss the Friday streams. Yeah, you can't handle it. You're not a weed smoker like us. Man, I always will end up on that couch and knock the fuck out. And I will not. I will be going hard.

I'll drinking coffee. I'll be injecting amphetamines into my arm. I like coffee. Also, I'll be streaming at 9 p.m. tonight. Yes. So make sure you tap the fuck in. Tune in tonight if you want to get Housephone and his crew to check your shit out. And then I will be there Friday at noon.

Yes, sir. Throw that out there. Damn at noon. Hey, I feel like we promoted a lot of stuff on this podcast without being like super obnoxious about it. So I'm kind of proud of that. Yeah. I think that's a art form in itself that people don't really realize. You're a coffee, man.

Bro, my girl's mom made me coffee, and I was just like, this ain't that bad. You like that white coffee, huh? She's definitely white, and she, yes, she gave me some white coffee. I thought she wasn't white. Her mom was white. Oh, so she is a little white. Oh, my bad, my bad.

But I went to Starbucks today, and I was like, I just said, hey, can I get a shout of of espresso? Oh, that was your worst decision you could have ever made. No, I feel good. He went to Starbucks. It's probably disgusting. Why y'all laughing? Is that bad? He went to Starbucks and the barista said,

your usual orders, sir, and she pulled out 10 cake pops. And he said, no, sir, no, ma'am, I'll be having an espresso today. My son, let them cake pops. Yeah, I love the cake, bro. I had one, maybe two times in my life. That's not what I get. That's not what I get sweet there. What?

Coffee cake, man. Yeah, their coffee cake is amazing. That might be the one thing in Starbucks I've never had. I've had the breakfast sandwich is five billion times. The impossible one is the best. The breakfast sandwich is suck. No, they don't. The double smoke bacon is flame.

I never had it, but then possible. And for lunch, I get an egg and cheese box. You look like an egg and cheese box. You get two eggs. You get the cheese. You get the peanut butter with the bread. And you good. Got your protein.

Mm-mm. And you get you a refresher. And they got the grill chicken box now, too. Okay, I might have to come with the peas. You would go to Starbucks and get the chicken box. That's kind of racist. He's talking about a different kind of chicken. I'm like, it ain't fried chicken.

They had a fried chicken box. It'd be bad. I'd be like, Starbucks is on some shit. I just didn't like the way you said that. You know how they all they're trying to sell you with something new? You know how companies are trying to say with something new. Would you like to try this? Hey, welcome to Starbucks.

Would you like to try a fried chicken box with watermelon in here? Yeah, I know. Why, yes, I do, Starbucks, bitch. Watermelon and grapes and fried chicken. in a box. Can I get a side of fries with that? Oh, my, bro, we're coming with the punch lines today.

What about my punchline that I told Gichi? That was fire. Wait, what was it again? That was fine. You got to repeat it now. I kind of wanted them to wait for tomorrow to watch the episode so they can see it in context,

but I basically told him some of the lines that I would use to dis him. They were all nutty block puns. Okay. He seemed kind of impressed by, he told me the nutty professor thing was played out. Okay, come on, let's go.

Give me something about AD right now. Off the dome. I'm going to say something about shooting all the patches off his hat. Come on. No. I don't want to hear something. Give me an actual bar. Hey, hey, and don't disson a hook of suicide right there.

He's like, yeah, nigger. Like I can rhyme C.C. With his hip-p. Exactly. Exactly. I don't know. I'm not ready to diso-d-on camera. The AD disc song note in my phone is like.

You have a note? Oh, yeah. It's like 80 pages long. I'm just nonstop. These niggins are praying on my downfall. He's a dicking brain on my downfall. You will not recover. Why do you have a whole note?

I'm just kidding. He's like this. Does it have Bond like G. Perico? No, sir. What about that giant BG or G.B. Whatever the fuck it is? It's so big. I can't even tell what it is.

You can't even read it. It's so big you can't even read it. He went off when he got that shit. That is a fucking fire. Think about how long that took. By a look, bro, just having two huge letters on your whole upper body. Broadway ganges, man. Right, right, there you go.

But just think about how long that took and how painful it probably was. You got your stomach and shit doing all right. But not in one big. Not a giant block of just pure black on his whole rib cage, bro. I know that you heard. That's your shirt. I got none on the stomach. Bro, right here was one of the worst, bro.

I was talking to this straight-edge dude on the podcast the other day. he was talking about a straight edge, like he doesn't drink or smoke. Oh, I was like, and he, who? And he's talking about how bad it hurts to get tattooed. And I'm just thinking, bro, every time I got tattooed, that's got so fucked up. It must hurt so much worse for you. Bro, that's why I'm afraid now because I usually drunk as fuck when I get tattooed. No, I feel like it hurts.

And now I don't drink now, bro. It hurts if you're drunk, bro. You got to take pills or drink lean or whatever. Nah, y'all tripping. Because you know why? Because like you're a coach to get tattoo Fuck no That's Nicky being amped up

Getting the tattoo sounds like the worst idea of all the time No you get faded bro You don't like just feel it like that Nah I feel like it makes your nerves even more like I heard you bleed more Yeah The last time I got tattooed way more I drank lean

I fell asleep 20 minutes into the tattoo When I woke up he was done See I'll do that for like my back or something bro Like let me just go to sleep for like 10 hours bro Yeah Yeah I gotta decide what drugs to give you Are you watching you Ian?

I'm gonna start a season three Oh my gosh finally So good And the end of the second season I was like Yeah same here man Yeah he's a psycho He gets his hands on a sister in season three Oh bro

Why are you spoiling shit? Yeah wait what did you even just say I didn't even hear you and I do glad Why? I'm not saying he killed her Because I know who it is now He did not kill her I know what it is because she's not introduced until No the little blogger chick

chick no wait Okay never mind Yeah, I don't even know who you told me. Hey, but at the end of the second season, I was like, I'm gonna be honest. You're gonna remember me saying that in five minutes. The third season is not hidden as, as much as the other time. To me, the first season was the best so far.

Second season was cool. The first season was the best. The second one is good. I love it. I think the first season is obviously better, like, the best because you were just getting introduced to everybody. You guys haven't seen Succession on HBO though? I heard that show is so far, bro.

Amazing. I heard it's like one of the best shows. I look forward to watching it. it so much every week. I'm gonna tune into that. I'm really, you know, I'm really into that shit. It's about, like, a super wealthy, like, family that owns, like, a giant TV company. I know. What if we make a show? We'll review

TV shows. There are so many podcasts and YouTube channels that do that so well. But I like the idea of you having a podcast where you talk about, like, super white shows and just, like, if your perspective on it. I watch the Mad Men. You ever seen Mad Man? You ever seen Mad Man? That's what I'm saying. Shit like that. Like, your perspective on that,

I think would be very unique. That's like the last season of that, I was like, this shit cracking. It was fighting. commit suicide. There's so many seasons, though. I think a tuned-down-up. Don't commit suicide, guys. Don't commit suicide. No, it's only like six seasons. That's it. Yeah, man, man. Holy shit. I got to get back on it. That shit, bro. That shit's crazy. How do you feel when you saw

pop a honey get his mic snatched on stage? That was crazy. I mean, hey, nigga, you need some security or something. They get their mic snatch every day, B. Listen, let's just... Do they really? Save the obvious. Not like that. Save the obvious. He got accused of snitching. I don't know if it's true or not, but he kind of went

quiet when the accusations came out, which makes me feel like at a certain point. Probably not. It's probably true. Was that at Rolling Loud? That incident, yes. It had to be, right? So then he's performing at Rolling Loud.

I'm pretty sure it's like early in the day. Realistically, let's be honest. Him performing at Rolling Loud is kind of like a very good look. Like he needs looks like that. He needs people to see that he's cool, that people fuck with him, that he has a fan base, etc. And then, of course he comes over there already lit. Is that the Ouzer?

Shut up, my boy, Josh. Josh is that dude? You ever have that dude who you go to buy some, you have him go buy some coke for you and you can tell that he shoveled out a couple of key bums before he gave it to you after he bought it? That's Josh. He just smoked half that blunt.

Anyway, that's cool. Anyway, Popana. This is the thing. If Popana had even one friend there, where the fuck were they? Not to mention security at the venue. The fact that the security of the venue... I feel like the security was like,

well, we don't care. It's Popana. Like, maybe. Maybe it was so early in the morning that they weren't even a security there. Man, I don't know. That was fucked up, though. And you was fucked up, too, is it? They probably let that guy just keep walking around.

But then it kind of seemed fake after I looked at it again. I don't think so. Well, because the guy started dancing and doing his performance. He started doing his song. He started trying to do his, reping his own shit. When I got sent it, they tagged the dude. Like, that dude's going to get cloud off this. But that's what I'm saying.

I don't know. I felt bad for him. I'm not buying it. That's just brutal. Why would it be fake when it made him look like shit? Who would have been the one to fake it? Because you can see... Niggas fake shit that makes them look bad.

That makes them look bad all the time. Not somebody like him who's in such a precarious position in his career in the first place. He probably thought it was a good idea and it backfire. To get punked? He really didn't get punk. He just snatched the mic. He's like, hey, and the niggas starts doing his song. Let's just be straight up.

It makes him look like a bitch. It makes him look like you got no homies. He's like the security you don't even give a fuck about him and like he's totally out of control of his own life. What do you expect this thing to do? He don't have the rods in his leg to make him taller. He's a short man. Hey, I'm going to be honest, you kind of got a fire on the fan at that point.

I'm sorry. If he had just started fighting that fan, I agree. That would be a better look. If he got washed by the fan, that would be a very bad look. If he would have got his ass beat by the fan. Him walking away was a pretty mature and respectful thing for him to do.

But let's be real, that kind of makes you look like a bitch when you're like an up-and-coming rapper. You're supposed to protect that fucking stage like in your life. And you're supposed to have at least. one homie who's going to beat the shit out of anyone who jumps on a day. Look, you jump on stage. You're on a fucking Cardi show. You get tackled by a 400-pound rhinoceros.

Way before you got anywhere near the mic. That's that gas right there. No, literally, sorry. Smoke it on AD. Before you get anywhere near the mic, if you're any type of rapper with any type of relevance, they're going to make sure that don't have them. If you matter, they're attacking you. We need to make a sure Pop Hunt that matters.

I'm going to leave you on that. I think that'll sell about as good as the black farmer's shirt. Shout out to pharmacy bros. They said, can we clothing innovators send in drip for a drip review that maybe you could do on the regular as drip review? I mean, whatever.

If you want me to personally wear your items on no jumper. Tap in with him, I guess that's the thing that he's. You be charging for that? He's selling the real estate to the ass available. I'm going to do that shit too. Not that one. I'm selling.

Shout out to beware streetwear. If you come in here wearing the goofiest looking shirt ever, I'm going to start laughing so fucking hard. I don't give a fuck. If I get $1,000 I love it, but man, I hate to. And what if I get 10 items and I just put them all on, make a 10 bag real quick for 10 hats?

And then you slowly remove them throughout the podcast? Didn't I do that before? Or you just got high and put on three at the same time. No, I put like 10. No, you should slowly just start adding them on during the podcast. If you get high, that's a very real possibility. How much my bookie would give me if I get my bookie tattered on my face? I'll get it my bookie tattoo if they pay me a lot.

I swear to go. Whatever. they're going to pay, I want to pay more to get Adam 22 tattoo on the face. That is, bro. What? No, Jumper face tattoo. Why not?

Adam 22 on my face? No, that's sus, but no jumper. How about that? What if you got, like a little basketball? In the middle? No, no, relax, relax, relax, relax. Because then if we fall out, it could be like, well, I like basketball.

How much would you, how much would you pay? How much would you want Adam to pay you to get a no jumper tattoo? We already know that sets his price too high. It don't got to be on the face. It don't got to be on the face. 50 bucks. Get the fuck out of there. You should do it for free.

It's gang shit. I got rope gang tattered on my knuckles. I would get it for free if you get the Uzamaki logo tat on you. I'm very happy that you said that and not a gang thing. So, okay. No, actually, I don't want to offend all the Asian people out there. Or something like get high rollers tattered on you or something. Y'all saw that picture I sent in the group chat?

The guy with the huge high rollers on his leg? Yeah. Lit. Real fans. I got to send him some shoes, obviously. I ain't going to lie. The other company. that calling themselves hard rollers,

they keep trying to hit me up, bro. And I'm like, damn, this shirt is so fire. I can't wear it to fan my homeboy. So I want you to steal that idea. I'd have to. Make it for me. I might have to, right?

Look, Jake Adler said, Crip Cap needs to know KFC is better than Puppaz. Fuck no. Bull. Yeah, that's shit. That's cap. I just thought about that.

They mashed potatoes are good. No, now. No. KFC? Not the worst. KFC? Them barbecue wings? I know they've had that.

They might be busing. I don't think I kind of want that. You don't remember them little ass barbecue wings? I'm going to go to Popeyes after this. Every time I've ever been to KFC or Pop-I's, I almost always get the three pieces with the wedges. I mean, but then also I used to fuck with that the bowl. The famous bowl? The famous ball.

My nigger, if you didn't fuck with the famous bowl, I don't, I don't, you're not valid. But then one time I was supposed to do a photo shoot with a certain streetware X of mine. And I was supposed to do a photo shoot with her for a lit brand. And then the day before I was, you know who you're talking about. You know what I'm talking about the girl from New York that I used to fuck with. So I fucking eat KFC the night before I'm about to leave. And then fucking boom, I get food poisoning. And I fucking can't go.

From KFC? Yeah. Wait, wait. And fucking puke my brains out. From the one by your old house? No, it was by the fucking like the crack block that I used to live on in Long Beach before you knew me. Bro, the one that the one that was by your old crib, I used to eat there all the time. And that she used to fucking get all the time, bro.

And that fuck is vegan. Bro. You've got to start Disrespecting to No, I think he's done that before. No, I think he's doing it on purpose now at this point. I'm really not joking.

No, that's really, bro. He's a BMX probably so good. He's super cool. It's literally the bro. Shout out to Begsonor, homie. I'm really surprised. I'm so surprised you haven't made me. Hey, can I get a bike?

Sure, if you go buy one or build one. No, like, can't awesome shit like donate one to me? We don't have a bike. And also, we know you're never going to ride it. I am going to ride it. Then you'll really be Debo. No, I really. Bro, me and pun,

want to start riding on bikes and ride it to the gym, bro. I will get you the exact, I will get you the exact bike that he rode in Baby Boy. Okay, and I'll take it to the gym. But then we got a style you and make you look exactly like him.

Like Tyrese? Yes. No. You wasn't Tyrese, DJ Vladimir? What? When? What did that happen? No, I want to see that.

No, it's Tyson Beckford, isn't it? Oh, my God. That's two different people. respect on Tyree's name. I mean, they're both. I seen Tyson Beck for shit. They both bald dark skin, niggins. You only getting 13,000 a month.

What more than you want for me? You know what I said? Sheila! Hey, I edited it out of the podcast, but I'm going to admit it to you guys right now for the sake of transparency. But when I was interviewing fucking Domani, T.S. I said something about, like, you know, what was it like with your mom or dad? And he was like, well, my mom was an interesting.

I'm like, yeah, she had a Vlad interview. He goes, my mom had a Vlad interview. But then as he's talking. His mom is booming, no, but his mom isn't tiny. His mom is a different woman. I didn't know that. I fucking forgot. But as he's talking, I can tell.

I edited it out because it made me feel like such an idiot. But now I'm admitting it here. But yeah, I felt so dumb. That's not the direction that's supposed to go. Who's it? He's a marquee back. You're just going to use AD as the go between here? It's his weed.

He can hit his own weed. That's a good point. I'm very religious when it comes to the circle. No, I felt that. Wait, but I... Yeah, religious at all. Okay, wait. Who is his mom, though?

Like a regular woman? She's not, like, super famous or anything. But, like, yeah, I would have assumed the same thing. Like, oh, yeah, your mom. Damn. How do you guys feel? We're not going to read out all the fucking ridiculously. Yo, shit heated up a ton between Ack and Freddie today.

I don't know if you saw it, but they were going back and forth crazy today. I just saw Hello You Seen video on my timeline. The main. tweet that was lit over the weekend was that involved no jumper was basically that freddie gibbs said i could have slid on you during that no jumper interview type shit him and the act and him thing like you know act really violated him today like he really made it so that like i'm worried if about act when he comes back to l.A because he went in on freddie going nuts what i would love to hear bringing it up right now holy shit oh god i i seen him he pulled

up some article. Look at this. I love when this bitch talk about me academics because he said I was irrelevant. Next tweet. Well, let me read the act tweet

though. Scroll down a little bit. Freddie Gibbs literally at internet gang suit gets online trolling for jokes and retweets and talking like he a step up. Click on it. You and everybody can't read it because Josh doesn't click it

for some inexplicable reason. Oh, I thought it was on Twitter. Freddy Gibbs said, Edward shut your pussy ass up before I spin you. Oh, click the arrow. Oh, we all thought you were on Twitter. Why are we so stupid?

Yeah, yeah, we're all stupid. It's okay. This is basically telling the world this fake gangster ain't finidoo shit. Freddy, you ho. You're not active. So you might as well do my podcast if you care about relevancy. I thought you were talking about smoking shit, but you were just clout chasing. Sad.

How's fun? Can you read the other one since I can't see it because the camera's in front of my face? I proved you a fake gangster and a clout chasing bitch and you're concerned about relevancy. Nigger, if you wanted to be relevant, you could have done my podcast. podcast and I would have had the same energy with you in person, but you're still tweeting and you're the gangster. He also said that Harv shot at him at Freddie Gibbs. You didn't see that?

Harve shot at Freddie Gibbs. Back in 2014, pulled up the article. Academics is crazy. I said that on fucking stream. Yeah. I watched the video like last. This shit is getting real, real spicy. He said that 6'9 said that Harv shot at him.

He was talking off some shit to, I don't know, some New York niggas, I guess. What the fuck? Well, let me tell you something. I've known Freddy for many years now. Freddy ain't no ho. He ain't no bitch. Freddy is, he really, what he rap about. You feel me?

Academics was going crazy. Like, you ain't, he's like, you want to beef with me. I'm the blogger, but you ain't, you ain't get no get back on them. Like, he was going crazy. I mean, I don't know nothing about all that. That's. But I know Freddy personally, bro. He ain't no ho at in no type of way.

Out of all the rapper, n' homies I got, he's one of the ones that are, that are... The whole question is just how much he cares about act violating him because acts really asking for it there. You know, acts really making a stand, you ain't going to do shit. I don't know. You wonder if Freddie has like a breaking point, basically, where...

I like, though, that academics, bro. He'd be standing up for himself, bro. A lot of niggas wouldn't... A lot of niggas wouldn't do that shit, bro. That's a fact. I feel like Act, like, Saw 6-9 basically stand up to everybody in the rap industry. I basically realized you could do the same thing at a certain point.

For a long time, he would not respond to anybody who had smoke for him. And then at a certain point, he just started just picking people out or talking shit about him and just going in to basically prove his point. You ain't got to be street as a man. If somebody talk about you, you feel me? That's how I feel about Custerson. His name came up. I said something.

Hey, you could defend yourself. I just, you know, there's like a nature to this where I'm asking Freddie to pull up on him. And that, to me, I mean, look, I just get a little work. you know i don't see anything happen to him and that that's just when he's asking for it was freddie provoked or he just came out of nowhere just like yeah nigger i'm gonna you lucky i didn't slide on you at no jumper like just out of nowhere i feel like i hadn't really talked about him in a long time i'm not sure what's provoked it this weekend freddie had a freddie had friends in in the building that are here at no jumper so i mean with him saying

that he could have walked in here technically and you you know, certain people wouldn't object to the shit. You know what I'm saying? I would have fell out of my chair. I wouldn't have been so shocked. I wasn't here, so, you know, it is what it is. But feel me? Yeah, if Freddie Gibbs just walked in the door while we were doing that,

that would have been crazy. What do you think T. Rell would have done? Throw himself on top of Ack. No. T. T.rell is not protecting. I mean, look, look, you got to understand, though.

Like, if it's a Tuesday show, that's your job. If it's a Wednesday show and he's a guest, you know, no one can come pull up on them. You feel me? It is where it is. Yeah, that's a fact. That's how it is. You got to protect the shit, though.

You know what I mean? But that's why I'd be telling you, too, like about, about, like, posted people while they hear if they got enemies or somebody else or some shit like that. We do not do that. I know. All the Krip Mac Instagram story posts stay on my phone for, like, a few hours after he leaves before they get posted for sure. No, you know, I'm just, it's so it's a dicey game to play with, you know?

I picture just Freddie coming in. no shirt on, mink, boombox on his shoulder, playing his own music so that the stream gets flagged for copyright so that he gets to take all the money from the stream. Yeah, Fredi was supposed to come on at the end of the day, too. Smoke machine, yeah, what happened to that? I talked to him that day. I talked to him since then about all that shit, though.

But I got music coming out with him too, though. Ooh. You got to use that as leverage to get him on your podcast. On a Dyn Cannon beat, too, it was fired. Oh, me and Freddie. Yeah, but you know, I ain't, I ain't gonna sit here and be fake. You feel me? I fuck with academics.

I like his content and shit too. So I ain't going to, you dash it? This situation? I'm staying out of this shit. Yeah. Yeah. Them two people, man. Them niggas just got a vendetta towards each other.

I also just feel like I should take his security a little bit more serious than it seemed like he was taking it when we were out here. It's crazy that he was in L.A. and I wasn't here. Ain't it crazy? You were running from the act like you were running from the hot battle. I've never, I've never met academics. But, you know, like I said, he always got good shit to say about me. Yeah, thanks. You know what I'm saying?

So, you know. And I really. die a photo of you too I would just die Why? It would just be so funny to me I gotta meet that nigga man I really like him

Bigging up my nigga T-Rail honestly that was hard For sure but sure That was hard You're all getting motivated To become more of a media personality You seen him posting about that But let me tell you something

T-Rail though bro He really puts in the time And the work And the research He really studies bro He really like He wants to be good He wants to be better bro

Shut out Tony Coe And I feel like those The type of people That should be At no jumper You know what I mean That's a Fendi No Kizzy

No Kizzy He was he was He was asking like the real good questions and all of that, you know? That's true. I'm going to avoid common money T. Rell to read donations. Shout out to your out. Yeah, he's a troublemaker. Arvin Raj said KSI and Side Men Sundays.

That's what y'all need to be watching on YouTube. That's cool that he gave us $6 to promote another YouTube channel. Actually, you should watch the November interview with KSI. Boom. Best of both worlds. There you go. Low key, low key, key, key and Peele predicted this hat battle. For real?

Oh, yeah. I don't know. Is that true? You should pull that. You think so? Send the link. Yeah, you're right.

Baby Trouble said, Adam, you got to get Kobe, J.D.N. on here. Long live Huey. Ha-ha. I don't know what none of that,

man. Long-lived. Hughie. Oh, from the Bay. The comedian guy. Shout out to him, man.

He was actually hilarious. Oh, yes. And I was actually seeing him. He didn't really know about him. He was so funny, actually. Huey, ha-ha.

I really, I really wonder what happened. I'm not going to ask her. I heard. I feel like it. Rest and peace. And rest and peace, man. That's his family.

Malibu said we need a no jumper UFC style channel that all of these Twitter fingers can square up. But we place bets on my bookie using code no jumper. Enough talk. Let's see the ranks. Yeah. That's going to be a crazy thing. Let's get my booking involved. It's not.

When the betting odds come out for Yuri versus Skinning for the nine, somebody's getting their feelings hurt. I feel like I want Yuri to be the underdog And Yuri is going to be the underdog And we're going to dump all the money We're going to really train We're going to take them to the hood

I told Gary I'm really going to give you money To put you in a fucking boxing class On a regular basis Because if you go out there You got to show and prove for us We got to make you more of a man Give him a month We're going to beat the dog shit out of year

He's going to have to fight He's going to have to fight 100 niggas Before he get out there with Skitt He'll win that goddamn fight Or we can just take him To take him to a actual boxing No I'm going to give Riley

A list of instructions I want Riley to beat him with a bag of soap in the middle of the night while he's sleeping. I feel like smack him with a pillowcase full of soap. I feel like Riley's got to be like, Yuri, if you lose this, we're breaking up. He's going to like, I'm going to Skinny from the Nine if you win.

He's going to go scream. Yuri, I just wanted to let you know that if you lose, I'm going to go click up with Skinny from the Nine. Damn, what if... Damn. Don't do it. I don't know what you're thinking, but you might want to do it. Remember 6'9 was making videos with fucking like alix and shit like that.

Just like just doing stupid-ass shit. Like, oh, man. If they really want to sell the fight, there you go. I can't condone it. How about this? We do this. We have Yuri and Skinny opposite of each other sitting right here, bro. That's what I'm saying.

This is where the face off will take place. Skinny has no idea who we're even talking about. He's like, who the fuck is this here? Skinny, all you need to know is if you don't fight them, then use a hole. Just kidding. I mean, actually, no, yeah, you're kind of a ho if you don't find it. It's the best opportunity. No, yeah, yeah.

It's the best idea ever. Hey, listen, give me a little tin piece. That's all I want. Ten piece. To fight who. House phone's about ten piece. Anybody. You're going to fight father.

That's my nigga, though, but okay. You're dead? Nah, that's a rapper. Who the hell is father? No, you should fight who the hell is Carlo. That's my boy, but go ahead. Let's go. Listen, I will.

Who are tenpiece? I'll get in the ring with Damning anybody for a 10 piece. Yeah. 10 piece chicken nugget? Exactly. The best thing about this venue in pizza. I'll buy a house phone for 10 piece. They got a fucking waffle house right around the corner.

We can go slide on over there. Hey, get yourself. Don't let them go. Me and house phone. Honestly, 10 piece. But Adam got to pay for my training from my boxing training.

And we have to have fitted hats on while we fighting each other. That would be the real hat, the real hat battle. Florida Sports Commissioner jumps in the ring to stop. of the fight because you're both wearing fancy hats. Do you imagine the logo all over the ring fancy hats.com? We should. I checked that out. Sorry, taking it.

We're going to have to think of something better. Bro, we got it. Man, we got it. We can get this one over right now. Nah. Cash out me to 10 piece. Actually, give me five right now. Yeah.

And we can just go out. I'll take two in advance. I can probably pay for what I have to pay you guys by just betting on AD since I'm pretty sure he's going to win. I like the hat back. Why are you going to doubt house phone? No confidence. Listen, I don't doubt no man when it come to fighting, bro.

Honestly, that is the fact. I didn't see. And I'm not underestimated nobody. Nigga. Not even Yuri. Nigel, I got, I got beat up by a little nigga one time in high school and I was not expecting. He was like 5-2.

But I'm talking shit to him. I'm thinking I'm going to beat his out. Nick, he just boom, bopop. He was fast as fuck, bro. Nigel, I seen. You can get hit in the right place, bro, and you're, You're going to bed, boy, no matter who you are. Bro, I think Lil Uzi would knock out most rappers after seeing him in, like, training and shit.

I think he would knock out most rappers. But the size difference is going to matter. That nigga me, that nigga me cans look good, too. No, I mean, I'm just saying. They look to little flimsy. Well, Uzi. No, I didn't see the new one. No, he was doing the shit.

No, he was doing this shit. Well, Uzi can't take Crit Mac. You don't know that, though. I'm pretty sure. Well, y'all haven't seen. No, that's why they have weight divisions and stuff, bro. Crip Mac got his... Crip Mac got a fight somebody like me, bro.

He got his work cut out, bro. Whoever fights C-Mack versus Bell. C-Mack versus Bell. No comment. In the ring. No comment. Okay, I'm sorry. Let me not, I'm not trying to start.

Start internal beef. I'm sorry. Cockey riders versus the 50th Street Critch. Hey, shout out to my boy, Vell, man. Shout out Cocky Rider. Long live, long give his homie Alex. You know what I'm saying? Shout out to my boy, Vell.

Best wishes to you. I hope everything is well, my boy. Vell will be in the building at Comicscom with us. this. Move. Who's all going to be a Lombie? Did you put me on the list for him? You're going to have to talk to Josh.

You asked me the other day if I was going to want to go. In general, Josh is handling the list. All right. Can I bring a plus one or no? Pretty much at this point we're just paying for people. So that's kind of. All right. Well, can I just go by myself then?

All right. Say let's. 10K, me and house phone. Let's go. Let's do it. Can I get somebody a little more in my size? Like, I don't know. Little Tracy.

He's too skinny. I meant like somebody like we'll make me pop-buzz every night. I think Tracy's going to want more than that than 10K for the fight. This guy said, I'm only doing it just because homies. Yeah, exactly. This dude said RIP Toronto, Debbie, and fuck six buzz. Why fuck six buzz? What do you do?

I don't know, but he said RIP, Toronto, Debbie. Who's the? I have no idea, but. Is Adam wearing Jesus sandals? Yes, and that is on Jesus sandals. Jesus Christ and dreads. We need a J. Jesus Christ.

We need a J. Jesus Christ. You know what I found out today? You know what? I love you, God. Deep in my soul. I found out today that Mariah Mills don't do boy girl.

Who's Mariah Mills? The one he'd be sent it to the group chat with the big titty and the fat ass. I thought that's every girl. Because you guys accuse me of never hooking over with any black women. I said, wow. We got her on the calendar.

And then I found out it's actually she didn't. Did what she thought you were doing? I, you know, she's doing girl, girl with Lena. That's what I'm saying. doing the Patreon. Has she ever fucked to you on a Trump? Not yet. Not yet.

I like that. One of these days. It's been years, bro. You should have been slated in there. She's the biggest flake, bro. My girls, like, booked it with her, like, multiple times, and she just, it's just, like. She did an episode of what we're doing tomorrow? She's on another planet.

She did the episode of the shit we're doing tomorrow. What? The shit we're doing tomorrow. She did one. At the end of the day? No, cool kicks. Yeah. Yeah.

Ah. It seems like it's pretty easy to get people on cool kicks because everybody wants shoes. Well, I like how y'all told me Not to bring it up earlier And then y'all just brought it up I see You tricked me I don't think he meant to

You just yeah, it tricked me Nicker you tricked yourself You didler The didler's on the roof I hope not Anyway, I'm gonna consult our list of topics here Okay but If not no nut November

How about this? How about less nut November? Nah, I'm cool You know what? I'm trying to take an act of celibacy 80 you know what 80 was right no 80 was right man you're going to sell a bit

no 80 told me that pussy runs in my mind yeah you're not you're not with a sitch today surprisingly I'm coming I'm coming sitch list from now on I need to be on focus

mode yeah I don't believe it I haven't been partying and shit my whole life that I've known you you've always been using girls for their hondas that's facts I didn't even try to lie

you gotta do shit like that though that's a fendi if you can't draw me all to support my dreams then what are you doing that was back like and that was back in the day like i didn't have no other way to get around except for asking you for an uber yeah bitch let me whip or hummer the whole summer hmm what song was that's an op of yours really perhaps you got a lot of ops not i think he's just talking about the same ones and it was honda not hummer i must be hot because i said ha ha ha ha i do is it the guy did i listen to and i said he's dope yeah

He's dope. Yeah. He's dope. He's dope. I'm dope. She's dope. We're all dope. He do dope.

He looks like dope. I refuse to talk about Bernie Runner. Why? Why? I don't know. I just, I watched a couple of the clips that I didn't see the full thing. She was just going crazy. I think, I think.

Do you believe that she's fucked 30 dudes? That's what she said her number was? Yeah. You don't believe it? I don't know I don't know her. I don't know her. I don't know how many niggins she fucked whatever to fuck but by the way she comes off I wouldn't

I wouldn't like honestly I think she's so truthful that she don't got nothing to lie about but I feel like girls always that's a low that's a low number bro bro. Listen if it's 57 I think that's a low number. She knows she can just say 30 and we're all gonna like how the fuck can we ever prove otherwise? I mean but also I

I so don't care. I so don't. Some girls be in a relationship with niggas for like a long period of time. And that's what I'm saying. She seems like the relationship type for sure. I wouldn't say anymore. I just see her. I see her as a woman who's probably more into the quality or quantity.

She actually got way bone than 30. Yeah, bro. That's such a low-ass number. Maybe 300. Bro, that's what I'm like if, okay, if you're in like 300, 300 area you think? I saw a four. That's what I'm saying. If you're in that area, you think Britney Rainier is fucking 30 people and her entire life?

Just because. How old is she like 29? She seems like the type. You probably fuck 30 people in the summer before. Oh, hell yeah. That's what I'm saying. She seems like the type who's more into like meeting a dude. 70.

Bringing them along for a while and then eventually like a fuck. And then she strats, she strings them along for a couple months. She just, she seems like the type of girl who wants to keep up the idea that her pussy has this value. So I kind of believe her, even though I do feel like it was probably. probably an exaggeration to some extent. I think that I think that women think that guys are going to give a fuck more than they actually do.

So they come with this super low number that's like unrealistic. And then that makes you think like, oh, okay, I wonder how much of a hell she actually is that she gives me this unrealistic guy's number. That's some bullshit. I feel like the normal nigga that work at Subway is getting more pussy than that. I feel like she's gotten a bad rap in this whole thing. Why is it at? I think she bought it on herself.

I just choose to defend women mostly these days. I like that. If you write a book about trapping men, bro, you cause this on yourself. Have you read the book? No, what the fuck I'm going to read the book for? Yeah. Because I feel like it's probably not that simple that that's what it's about. It's probably about her whole life.

She literally tells you get an athlete, they're dumb. If you want to get money, do this and do that, bro. Can you show me the quotes that say that? No, she literally said that on video. That's like on her YouTube. like on her YouTube thing she was sitting in the car she said she literally she literally said that verbatim that's what's funny about it is that so many people were willing to take that as like ha ha she's being funny until that exact i don't think she was being funny though i think she was like

he's like playing up a character of course but like that's like her she that's like her whole thing is like her giving advice on like right you know how to take advantage of men i mean brittany runner does club dates with tiana trump like where they go to college That's hard as fun. And they like hang out in the club and take shots and they get paid to basically party at the college. If she's only fuck 30 guys and is she 34 they said she's 30? Yeah, 29. Yeah, she's pretty young.

You know, you throw in a couple of multi-year relationships in there. I don't know if I believe that bill. Let's say she loses her virginity around, you know, 17, 18. She got 10 years. Two a year? Come on, bro. DT is three a year. and let's say

but let's say that two of the guys dated her for two years or something shit I think she's been in some long-term relationships if she's been a long-term relationships back to back then there's a possibility but nigga I feel like sharp

when fucking blue jasmine was talking about how she ain't sold no pussy before I'm like stop the cap get the fuck out of here Britney Renner's not at 30 bodies bro nah I don't know come on bro

she probably fuck 30 niggas in the NBA on the day homies, bro. What do you mean? How many bodies you got? Like 250, probably. Woo.

Like, I'm not at three. Definitely over a hundred. Maybe. And in cocaine. I would say like two something for sure. Sheesh. Two 50. One of the girls had a Brian Pumper bar

in the battle. And you just like, oh, I made a whole scene. He's my... He's my idol. I think once you even get close to a hundred, stop counting after that. It starts to feel stupid,

I would love to know when I'm out of a thousand. There's something that I don't even remember that you can't count. Yeah, who has the science. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, right. I just don't want to be like, I feel like there's something I don't even remember that. Like, how can I add that on to it? There's women all the time.

They'd be like, right, bro. They'd be like, oh, yeah, remember? And I'll be like, no. Also, if you're with your girl at the time, they do that, you got to be like, I don't even know you. You know, you know what I like doing? the fake uh girls like you more when you're in a relationship that's the fact but like you got to do the fake introduction when you with another girl like you go somewhere and you you you see a girl you hit before

or something i just ignore no because sometimes you can't sometimes it's in too close of a proximity no i'll walk i walk right past you nigger i don't want to ever be with a girl where i can't tell my girl like oh yeah yeah smashed her because it's a rose like just be real treat her like a regular the rose is reverse and your chick see a guy that she smashed me for it. She can't introduce you. Okay. I'm saying, I'm going for that. You'd rather she just not say anything? No, I'd rather her

when we get not, we get like, hey, yeah, I did something with him before, but I ain't be like, hey, hey, AD, this is Barry. So you don't even want to meet them. They opt to me. Niggum. What if he's a cool guy? What if it's Buster Rimes? What if it's like one of yo?

What if it's one of your homies, like friends or something? So they're, so they're around all the time, too, you know? I mean like it's a girl that's gonna be around you can't avoid her I'm sorry I'm one of guys like when I get with you anybody you had before me you cheated on me and I don't like the bin you are that kind of psycho dude and then you torment her about it the whole relationship I don't torment her but I like I see the niggas and I'll say if I shake a nigga hand I'd be like this I would like my hand hurts and I'd like yeah you know your old

niggles a pussy all right let's let's say hypothetical you've been with a girl for a long time and you find out she smashed no no no let me just you've been with a girl a long time. A couple years. You're living with her. And then Adam starts doing podcasts with Crip Mac. Your girl tells you, because she sees you watching and she's like, I got to be real.

When I was 16, me and Crip Mac fucked in a public park. Then does that make you not want to, like previously you were a big fan. You thought this guy was hilarious. You thought he was a cool guy you wanted to meet him. You find out that he fucked your girl in a public park when she was 17. How do you

Why are they doing this in a public park? That's just all that was available. Why couldn't it be in they dated and they just... No, no, no. It was in a public park. Why did she have to be underage also? Because he was underage as well. Okay, I was about to say...

They were the same age. Thanks, okay. Because I'm trying to paint the picture that it was like youthful love. Yeah, like a little alley cat. It's like before he got this story. It wasn't overkill. I would say this. If it's somebody that I know and I respect, then I can be like, it's cool.

If it happened before you didn't know, then really? Yeah. But if... No, I'm just saying. If I didn't, if I, if I, if you found out right now, your girl smash Trey songs and you see him at the club this Friday. But she's been dating him for months and knows that. But that's my home board that I've known for years. So it's like, I'm going to look at her like, you know, you have knowledge that I know this man and you just now said something to me.

That's kind of weird. So then, hey, I got to X you out to be. I got to X you out now. Me and this girl, me and this girl got into it the other day at her hotel room. And that was the first thing she said, I could have been at Trace Sons house. But I'm, uh, I was like, this is the type of bitch you just block. and delete. I would be like, yeah, go have fun.

Yeah, right. Being like his like 15th priority of different girls in that house. Literally. Like, I'm fucking like, I'll be like, if you think that that is what you want to be doing with your day, you should go do that with your day. That showed me what type of girl she was right then. You can keep fucking with me after this, but I'm going to treat you like a fucking groupie because you're a piece of shit if you think that that's like better than sitting in this smoke-filled room with me. But even like, if it's your girl and she has knowledge of shit, she's supposed to put you. you on game ahead of time.

Okay, what? Let me just hit you with this. All right. You get home tonight. Kicking it on the couch. Netflix and chill. Your girl breaks down in tears. She goes, I have something I have to tell you.

I thought Michael B. Jordan. I was like, good job. She breaks down in tears, my guy. Good job. And she says, when I was 18, I was taking the subway to work at Staples Center. And a man came up to me. It's like this.

With a dirty white beater on. And I gave him some pussy. Brian Pupper? In Korea Town. It was Brian Puppert. And it was Brian Puppert. Me and Brian Pupper got beef. You got beef with him all of a sudden?

We don't have like, I don't want to kill the man, but like he can't come smile on my face. Are you going to go, are you going to hold it against your girl? You're going to hang it over her head. You smash Brian Pupper behind the Staples. Yeah. The way that you fucking portray this man to steal fucking toilet tissue from women and shit. No, but she makes it clear. He did not smell her ducky.

He didn't sniff the toilet paper. He just smacked? He just hit. Well, he's not a friend of mine, so yeah, I ain't chipper. But you're not mad of her either. Does she fuck Brian Parker? I'd be a little bummed. Why?

I'd just be like, oh. He's a fucking porn star. I'd just be disappointed. He probably could do shit better. He probably fucking better. I would be disappointed. You think about her a little different. Like, oh, I'm over here treating this pussy like his fucking grade A quality meat.

And then Brian Pumper's over here just hitting it and tossing to the side. I don't care if you were a prostitute. And if you hit every man. that you ever knew. Come on. That's some real shit. And shout to my big bro, Gene Malone. Jim Malone told me this shit before,

and I was a little younger and I didn't get it. He was like, I wouldn't give a fuck. Once I dated this woman, if she's mine, she's mine. It doesn't matter about her past and everything like that. You know what I'm saying?

So he told me that. You would miss out on some high value women. I know girls who got flipped by multiple men who are married now in long-term relationships. Like you don't think somebody's going to at them, they won't go and shit like that. So I'm like, everybody has a chance

to change. Somebody is going to marry Eliza and she literally got famous for talking about what she was talking about. And I'm not saying there's nothing wrong with that, but like think about that being your wife for like ever and like motherfuckers try to like use that against you, you feel me? You got to not give a fuck. Yeah, I can relate to that.

No, but you can't. No. You can't though. Who's the who's the wedding you went to with the porn story? Riley Reed. Riley. Read. Her nigga don't care. Hey, but think about... And he's a parkor god.

Are they still married? Yes. Think about everything. Like, anytime he tweets something or some shit, it's just going to be a reply of like a video of her. But at the end of the day, you got a beautiful girl. Yes, she used to get dig down by nine guys at a time for content. But hey, who gives a fuck? I mean, Travis Scott, Travis Scott, the most lit guy in the fucking universe.

And I guarantee that if you asked him and he would have to be honest, he could list off 10 fucking dudes probably more. That he knows that smash his fucking girl. For sure. And he's the most successful guy that we can think of. And he doesn't give a shit. So why the fuck do you give a shit, Brian? Yeah, fucking random. Or like, or like, that's like, that's like, uh, when Kelly was talking about, like,

oh, like the random guys back in Tennessee, not going to want to fuck me because I fuck Tiger. And it's like. Yes, they will. Tiger fucked Travis's girl. Before he. Before he did. Before he did. You're going to, but imagine.

He really. But he's. But he's. with the back by not getting her pregnant. But if it's a guy of status, that's like, all right, that's different, though. It ain't like, you're fucking the trash can. If you reach any type of status, you go and just understand that, like, everybody be hanging out with the same bitches.

But that's the whole thing is that if you're really in the game and you know how most dudes are, you're not going to be like, oh, sick. My girl fuck Blueface. You're going to be thinking, like, oh, shit. My girl got, like, eight minutes with Blueface and then he didn't talk to her the rest of the night because you know that's the more likely. Like if the caliber of men that she dated were high tiered man and she comes and fucks with you That kind of puts you in that realm you should feel good if anything yeah fair and a lot of guys do and that shit gay as hell like when you see dudes who are like oh yeah yeah my girl fuck it my girl that's

creepy that's cool but dudes really be like that so bad eyes they do not dead eyes yucky or like think about okay think about everybody who like has fucked with like NBA young boys like girl like ex-girl whatever after it's like most of them niggas are probably fans of him and it's probably listening to his music or want to be like him or some shit like that they're good in their profession you know what I'm saying yeah but like and then you got to throw in the factor of like the like the known STB that like you got to throw that into the equation and it's like if you going you're pursuing after but there's a lot of people that have that certain disease and they don't get that shit you know That's a fact.

I love to get them fancy SDDs, them Calabasas STVs. Yo, relax. I'm stuck over here getting Koreatown STDs and shit. You toss me a fucking Calabasis STD. I'd be out here flossing out of the Dombiduse. My thing, though, you can't be like, let's say a girl fucked the nigga, right? And you guys are in the same vicinity. Yeah.

And like, every time that he smiles, I'm going to think that he's, like, laughing at me. Like, I smashed your chick, so I can't, like, do it. Oh, if he want to act funny, then you. You got a problem with it. I'm saying not even acting for me. Like, he's just literally having, he's chilling, and you just lock eyes with the nigga and it's just like, you know, we tear at Torre. You know in your paranoid brain that every time he laughs about anything, but you're

going to be. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. You're going to see him and look at his phone and smile. He probably looking at the old videos. Like, do what I'm saying? In the club. In the club, I should pour it out. Hey, but you know, it'd be funny, though.

It'd be like, like, it'd be like these niggas that are like lit. It be these niggas that are like lit and, like, or whatever that would be like oh like you fuck with that you fuck with that podcast niggas like why you so worried about it well niggas is getting ems for podcasts now so hey it's a different story what's up when out when's our exclusive Spotify deal coming go get yourself a rory and mall deal real quick i don't know when are we gonna yeah what's that spotify tap in with us what's the jankiest version of that we're gonna get a telemundo deal a go bro if they decide they're If you're going to get the podcasting?

What if they're like, yo? We for sure can get like a big bag, bro, to take this shit somewhere else. I'll sign to Zeus for 20K. Is that legally binding? No. Oh, sick. Oh, my God. How much would you like take this show?

Like, what would be an ideal number for them? Like, Spotify said, hey, I want the no jumper show on Spotify exclusively. What's a number? Suck it, Spotify. For real? I don't know. I mean, I'm saying, what's a number? Do they want to own the Patreon part where we look at the girls put their fists in their foot?

I just don't really see it. Just the No Jumper show. Like we'll be a number of you, but like, okay, instead of Tuesdays on the YouTube, we did it exclusively on Spotify. What would be the number that you'll be comfortable with? Well, it's not going to have to be that much to make more than we're currently making from this. Like, as a whole, No Jumper is a pretty good business. In regards to just this, really not that significant. So, yeah, I would probably...

You know, if they were like, oh, we'll give you a million dollars a year for... I would be like, oh, my God, there's so much more than we're making right now. Yeah, of course. Like, that's fucking... That's why that wouldn't be realistic. I think we can get that. A million. For just the No, Jumbers show.

No, they're going to want all this crap, all the different content that we're making under this one roof. No, because look at, didn't... Academians didn't have to do shit like that, right? He just got an exclusive deal with podcasting, right? But he wasn't a podcaster before this. So he started something that didn't exist before. for so it's like easy for him whereas for me it would have to be like

breaking off something that I'm doing from No Jumper or like starting something new and at this point I just feel like I'm already doing so much shit I don't know I like being independent and I don't like the idea of having to fucking answer to anybody or anything like that I feel like we're building something that's so much bigger than just like a just a streaming

deal with a company because I feel like we're building a lot of different personalities you want to be the company I'm saying yeah I agree I don't have to answer to nobody I felt that they're not gonna I think they're gonna be like the one time I did try to partner with the company I tried to sign Drago the ruler and they said no he's too gang related

I said what the fuck is why am I even here see that's what I told you on the news these are how these people think and talk bro when it comes down to the shoe of rappers you had you just said this I told his nigga that yesterday he's like they're not scared when they're like yes they are no but there is a difference there because the label that I was dealing with is located in LA and I feel like they felt like they would have to deal with

a bunch of people, which to me really, Draco's like the least of your worries. Yeah, right? There's a lot of L.A. rappers I could think of that I would maybe not want to really deal with because their homies are going to be fucking nuts. Draco, I don't put him in that category. Everybody hangs out. It was pretty chill. But they don't know that, though.

Like a label in L.A. will sign the most murderous fucking gang-related rapper in Louisiana or Florida or New York. And like, they're not worried about the fucking dudes that have problems with him, having problems with him out there. like if the fucking rapper gets killed and they own the rights to his catalog they're not that worried about it because it still makes sense for them business wise whereas in la if you're having gang problems i mean gangsters fucking show up to labels sometimes and like fucking cause problems for labels like it's not like an unheard of thing so labels are probably just a lot more touchy i think about lae gang stuff if they're located in la like like even with uh fucking k flock and them getting to a fight at roland louds like they're probably like oh no No, like this is bad. Bro, that's bad for business, bro. On a super corporate level, yeah, it's probably not great,

but then at the same time, it's like, K. Flok's on academics for the first time, you know? We do the no-jubber news about K.Flock today because of fucking the fact that, you know, we didn't, like I was fucking willing, but I didn't really have, like, a reason to report on my or anything. Now he's fighting Ron Suno. Now we got something to talk about.

But remember when they did, rolling out last in New York, I want to say, like before COVID, remember all those rappers got banned from going so they could prevent some shit like that It's actually interesting that they don't consider K. Flock so gang related that he shouldn't be able to perform in that even though you watch those Bronx Drill fucking explainer videos on YouTube

They make it out like he's on some wild that shit Yeah but like I just think that I don't think they went that hard with that this year Interesting But as far as the New York artist though Yeah because they had Sleepy Hollow right Like who's doing the free chef G chant? It had to be.

Yeah. Definitely somebody. Was 22 G's there? He had to be right. That's what I'm saying. Was he just tweeting about Benzino? I'm tweeting about Benzino. He was mad because Benzino was saying that he was a bigger artist than Coyler Ray.

Because. Wait, wait. Overall or just right now? Because of the fact that his biggest song rock the party, I believe it was called. Benzino was saying that he's a bigger artist than his daughter? His daughter. Because that song reached a higher. spot.

I don't want to be like this. I don't even remember John so. But I am Benzino nobody want to hear their grandfather rap. I was like,

what? Eminem. Eminem be responsible for that. So put the mic down. Remember that shit? M&M is hard.

I'm going to be really though. I watched the fucking Benzino Vlad interview pretty much in its entirety. And like, I know he don't like me.

He mentioned me in the interview. He mentioned how he didn't like you. He seemed like such a bad guy I want him watching negative. What'd you do? I think I just, like, said something about him in regards to the Coil-Lay thing.

I think that's just so weird that they, like, you were publicly beefing with your daughter. He's not happy about the situation. Like, obviously, like, he doesn't want that to be the situation. He's upset. He was very, very bothered by it. Really? He feels like he was treated unfairly.

By who? By her. Oh. Okay. Can you want to explain a little bit? I don't know. Basically just said that he was not a bad dad and that he has never had any.

kind of friction with his kids or beef with his kids and this was kind of out of left field he's not used to being disrespected by his kids and his song was higher on billboard than her song so he's trying to flex on her like he's like he's like trying to put it on her place like listen bitch you ain't you ain't got where i got a separate conversation but unrelated to the fact that he feels that way but because that's almost like when um when like drake's dad came out and did an interview and was like you know like drake's kind of trying to paint this picture of like i like he grew up struggling i wasn't around and then it came but then jake's dad ended up saying that he was misquoted or some shit like that i feel like the drake machine

made that kind of go away yeah yeah for sure for sure something like that oh v oh man they'll make anything go away that's obvi o'brien my new friend yeah he just hit me up today for real yeah that's cool he's been just talking to me on we we're about to do some shit we're both at that event but i didn't say i don't bro i'm trying to come on your gaming thing on monday I'm down. We got a name The Anything show I gotta wait two more days

for Twitch to let us change the name. What's it currently? Right now is the Fluffy fingers? Why being A.D. Something like that. I don't know.

But I stream Twitch every Monday now it's going to be the anything show. Yeah, we're doing our thing right now. Check out of tick Twitch. Why? You just do hell of ticks on it. No, you drilled it in my head,

pause, that tics are bad. And I'm one of them people. But there's a fine line between like ticks and like repetitive like inside jokes. But I did you should do it like excessively. Yeah. And they think now that you stop me from using the sound bar as much. I don't know. I still like the timing of it is so bad when you do it.

Oh, I just, oh, I fucked it up. I kind of forgot last week that it was even there. Honestly. So I'm going to try to like use a little more tomorrow. That's good as long as you know. You put more sounds on there. Do you with it. Who you got as a guest tomorrow?

What is it? God you got Who you got tomorrow's against? My pops is coming on tomorrow I forgot I gotta see that one You're blowing up on TikTok I have three fucking interviews Thursday I don't know if I'm gonna be able to watch it

But maybe if I get all my work out of the way I thought she was gonna be in it With your pops? Yeah I would love to but then that's not even enough seats for you to have Duno and And T.R. and your pops I mean y'all did it with academics

There are so many people That should suck We should go to the club on the 24 forth after you do your podcast because that's my birthday. Let's do that for your birthday. And then I can come on your podcast. You guys can all talk about how great I am and then we can go to the club after. We'll do that. Or more likely

you'll probably make fun of me just like we always That'd probably be the Better Day stinky Happy birthday, stinky. Happy birthday smelly. He's going to have the bottle girl come out with a bottle that says happy birthday Sticky man. No.

I should do that and have him bring the bottles out in the garbage, bro. No, I should have his birthday cake. be a trash can. And have Oscar the Groucho show up. Oh, we got Oscar in our section. Hey, Bert. Now to be kind of hard.

I'm going to have a cardboard cut out a bagel. That's fucked up. That'd have been perfect time to hit the bagel. No. Yeah. You waited too. That's not the bagel. I just wear my finger away.

She belongs to the streets. I am the street. I feel like the construction worker who made the streets. I got paved the streets. She belongs to the street. That was bars. I wouldn't care that she was a prostitute. Guys, if you know a girl that nobody else in your town wants to fuck because she has horrible

STDs and she slept with every guy in town, slide in her DMs, let her know. Okay. You're not worried about her genital herpes. Yeah, not. Okay. Yeah, yeah. Maybe not if she had all SDD and stuff. That's cool, man.

But I'm saying like... You ever just share an STD with her? with the girl? No. No. I would bring you together, man. This girl tried to text me and tell me, tell me I gave her chlamydia one time. And then I went and got checked.

I didn't have a committia. So I was like. They said, you don't have a chlamydia. What you do have? Hell no. Hell no. You got me fucking good. Nah, but it was like, it was one of those things where it's like, damn, like you, you try to

throw this on me, bitch. But you know you was fucking somebody else. Hey, now that we have the new style of thumbnails on the No Jumbers show. I like, we should do more matching outfits because it'll look weird. No, we could. No. I don't want to, no. No.

I do like the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the thumbnail. You want us all the dire fucking hair like you? A.D. with a, no. Oh, that would be so funny. We should do. We should do. I got this out from little Dirk. We should do, like, we should do like, thing.

We should do, like, we should do like a fake Thanksgiving dinner and then, like, you know. Yeah, but we got it, like. I'm trying to wear Santa suits for sure. We could do that. I'm going to be. I'm gonna be the yet. We gotta be dressed up for New Year's too, everything. Naked.

We should do a New Year's episode, even if it's not on Tuesday. Turn the heat up, we'll all wear diapers. He said naked. I want to wear like a wrestling unitard. You know what I just thought about

because I'm high as shit? So if it's New Year's and it's 12 over there, then it happens before. It happens over here. You never noticed that? I just thought about that right now. Like the ball drops three hours earlier in New York.

Like the ball. The ball doesn't drive at 9 p.m. here. It drops at 12 here. How do you never thought about that? I just thought about that right now. Time zones? I know. I just thought about it right now.

Fucking time zones. So these niggas are in the future. But you never thought about the fact that the ball drops? No, yeah. That's what I'm saying. Jesus Christ. You got to start thinking more. It drops there first.

And then I thought, I thought that maybe it happened at like 9 p.m. or something here. I never thought about it. It's not like a UFC fight. I know. That's what I was thinking. ain't it like morning in china right now probably something like that yes ad

all right again I feel like teaching that's why you can't smoke weed on here bro that's like a hit hits the blunt at least that was a moment on the podcast where everybody watching feels like they're smarter than the host yeah yeah you know anyway

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