No Jumper - The No Jumper Show Ep. 120
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Shout out to motherfucking Gina views, making sure a nigger not ashy before we start the goddamn pot.
Gina views and she stay with the twos.
Gina views stay with the twos.
Oh, yeah, please.
Please do.
Please let me drip on everybody.
I didn't get a chance to get dressed today anyway, so I ain't tripper.
Also, this is not like an effortful fit.
This is just kind of whatever.
This is like my Mark Zuckerberg fit for the Metaverse.
See, I went hard because I figured we'd got so much drip at ComplexCon that I figured I was supposed to.
to turn up on y'all see but the good thing is i know everything that you got exactly i got way more
than you know no you don't yeah i was in secret booths so you didn't even see there no fuck the booths
nigga i got i got some shit in the closet wait the way the other he's always bragging because he bought a
pair of balenciaga's like six months and he hasn't worn him yet and he's like way more you don't know
what i got in the trunk right i got way more shit now you got you i don't think you realize
how much of a tag team effort we put by going through to every
Boof ain't going great.
In that moment, like, you guys were just two very different people that I had in my life
to whatever degree.
I'm, like, wondering, like, are these two dudes going to get along?
Then at Conn, I really got to see y'all running around like a wrestling tag team, just
really hyping each other up.
Like, you guys are from very different worlds in L.A.
No or not.
Well, to a certain extent.
His city is down the street.
He grew up just like I did.
You don't know what him on everything is.
He just chose Cougar Burger.
I chose the streets.
It's different.
There are some significant differences
between the cultures
that you guys have affiliated yourself with,
the lives that you have lived.
You know, whenever you're introducing friends,
you don't know what kind of mix you're going to get.
Okay.
And at ComitsCon, it was kind of like,
oh, fuck.
They're actually friends now.
We've been friends.
Yeah.
I've been giving this guy advice for a long time.
I've been talking to him off camera.
Right.
That's a fact.
Some shit you should have been doing.
But to see.
you frolicing through CombustConn, skipping, throwing flowers over your shoulder and whatnot,
together.
Bro, I don't think I've ever taken that many pictures in my entire life.
It was ridiculous.
Because in a lot of ways, AD has, you know, he goes to the things that he goes to, the
Tray songs after parties and whatnot.
But I don't think that he, like, had been, I don't think you had been around that many
no-jumper fans at once.
At once, since you started fucking.
of us because I mean really where are you gonna go that is gonna I felt like complex con is like
okay these are the types of people that watch no jumper I feel I was saying I'm like I feel
more famous here than I actually feel pretty much anywhere else I ain't gonna lie that shit was like
overwhelming like it was too much it was a point to where like every two steps that we took yes
we had to stop and take a picture and you want to do stuff you want to go look at all these booths and
stuff and you just get hey come check out my booth you can just get rerouted let me let me
get you a shirt stand here for 15 minutes while I pick out a shirt for you
Yeah.
And then, too, it was like, they were run up on Housephone.
They were like, oh, Housephone, what's up?
And I'll sit there and I'd be chilling.
I'm like, yeah, they're like, oh, my God, it's AD too.
And then it's like, oh, AD, what's up?
Oh, Housephone is here too!
So they get like a two-for-one special around ComplexCon.
And you're Mr. Nice guy, you can't say no to a flick.
Bro.
I literally had nine bags in my hand and they're like, can you take a picture?
I'm like, nigger.
Like, this is a guy.
This is such a whack photo.
And I'm like this in a photo.
I'm like, bro, we're like,
We're like telling people that, oh, yeah, all right, we're on the way to this booth.
We're going to way to that booth.
Like, we'll see you.
What's the name for like the giant bags that people have that they can put tons of shit into
and they're like super wide?
I don't know, but we didn't get neither.
No.
But I've seen some people like actually like real people that I respect and everything and they're
using these bags that are so big and like massive that they can just fit so many shopping bags
inside of it.
And I'm like, that's pretty smart.
You came here and you knew you were going to get a ton of shit.
I'm just going back and stashing it at the Desto Deb booth
and hoping that
Nobody deals in it.
Desto Debt slash no jumper.
We tried to do that,
but, nigga, it was, at one point,
we didn't know there was nobody over there.
Yeah.
And, you know, we need that bag like Santa Claus guy.
You just keep throwing shit in that motherfucker.
Oh, I would love to see you with a giant red sack walking around Congress Con.
No. My Santa Claus wears blue.
Oh.
Well, my Santa Claus where it's blue.
Merry Christmas.
I heard about that.
On five, five?
When we do our Christmas episode,
I already got my costume getting ready.
Bro, do not.
I'm coming as the fucking Yeti monster from Rudolph, bro.
I don't know of a fuck.
That shit was too.
That shit is 270.
I'm about to get that and I'm wearing the goddamn helmet the whole time.
Bro, but you sucked the last time because you couldn't really communicate that good through the helmet.
Shut the fuck up.
Everybody is inspired by Beast Cuzz now.
They tell me this shit.
Don't even say AD anymore.
They were like, bro, Beast Cuzz inspired me.
He's drenched in sweat under that helmet.
He can't move his head.
Every time he wants to go to the house fun, honestly it's hilarious.
He has to go, well, house fall, what I think is...
So you thought it was funny.
Yeah, funny, but I feel like it kind of takes away from the conversation.
If we're going to do that, then I want to get somebody else in here as well to make up for you having like a 40% reduction in personality by wearing a giant fucking snowman head.
Definitely did not have a reduction in personality.
You were the one that one of dress up.
Pause.
Pause.
You wanted us to dress up.
So what are you going to be?
I want to be the Yeti monster.
I'm going to be regular old Santa.
So you're going to be Santa.
What are you going to be?
I'm going to be the goddamn Grinch.
You're not going to dress up.
We already know.
If we order you a costume here, then you will put the costume on here.
I believe that.
What if I send a makeup artist your house and she actually does real, like, Grinch makeup?
That's a great idea.
She can meet me here.
We'll do it.
For the thumbnail, honestly, that might be something we have to do.
And I'm the Yeti Monster.
What if she paints?
I don't know if I want to see.
white face. I might get offended.
I'm not getting, no, his face is actually blue.
Yeah, his face is blue in the middle.
His hair is white.
Well, that would be very creepy.
He's actually the dominole snowman.
That's what he is.
Be a abominable.
Nah, I'll say a dominole.
No, that's how I wrote.
Abdominal.
Abdominal is different as well.
That's what's in here.
Yeah, that's what I want to be.
That's how we roll.
That's what I want to be.
I got no pockets right here.
Hmm.
I would like to tell you also, and I don't want to get off
on this kind of too much but I'd like to tell you that I've been pretty much like hardcore diet
and exercise for two weeks no slip ups bro I've been fucking up and I'm about to get back on it
you better because everybody decides that they want to get in shape on new years from my perspective
it's like shit well if I kill November and December then I got a nice little head start on all the
people that are going to be trying to get in shape as new years maybe I can get the ball rolling
in events see but you got y'all fucked up though because like black Thanksgiving is something like
you look forward to you know what I'm saying?
it's a lot of season
and it's a lot of pies,
a lot of patties pies.
It's a lot of...
More institutionalized racism, sir.
That's not racism?
Christmas is a very big part of
white households and I take a lot of pride
in the things that we'd be eating
even though maybe we don't have...
What, fruit cake?
We're not listening to a sugar hill gang
in the background or anything.
It might be a little bit more of a somber vibe.
I'm not playing NWA at fucking Christmas.
No, we said Thanksgiving,
I'm just saying we have some good food
on Thanksgiving, us Caucasians.
What do y'all make?
What is your favorite dish?
Turkey.
Stuffing.
No, unseasoned turkey.
No.
Wrong.
Tons of seasoning.
Broccoli casserole.
My mom has countless Oprah cookbooks that have taught her out to season her food.
You think Oprah knows how to really cook some food like that?
I would assume that the-
She knows how to make money.
She don't know how to throw it down.
The wealthiest woman in the world, I would assume that she's going to be able to figure out
to put some salt and pepper on a fucking chicken.
No, it's not just salt and pepper.
That's what's wrong.
Oh, you got two other ingredients.
Oh, my God.
That's so amazing.
How could anyone figure this out?
You ain't never.
Like mom's gumbo, granny's gumbo, the mac and cheese, the yams, the greens, beans, and
tomatoes.
You know what I'm saying?
You don't know about that.
That nigga only had mom spaghetti.
That was different.
That was during my rap battle days.
But let me tell you, you racist monster.
I want to be a monster, the Yeti monster.
Okay, that's a different kind of monster than the one you are.
You are a racist monster because you are hating on white Christmas.
And actually, I was dreaming of.
I was dreaming of a white Christmas.
They have a song about that.
I know.
I was dreaming of a wide Christmas.
Are you down to go caroling with me?
I'm with it.
We can all go caroling in our costumes.
But we got to sing.
Just knock on random doors around here.
But we got to sing like rap songs and shit.
Adam was to go.
Like we sing like Juice World or something.
These girls are the same.
That would be fires.
I'm good sure of me knocking on somebody's door and saying,
I still see the shadows in my eyes.
Can't give back the gifts that I brought to you
Recipes juice wrong. I feel bad for not saying.
That's like last year when they was going by singing throat baby if you care of
Oh my God.
You seen that?
If somebody comes to my door singing fucking throat baby.
What are you doing tomorrow?
You want to go shooting with the guys?
Nick, I have a show.
Before that.
Oh, yeah, we can't.
Okay.
Before.
Wait, I'm getting TVs mounted at 3.30, though.
Well, that's going to directly interfere with this.
All right.
Where are we going to shooting that, though?
The gun range.
Right down the street?
Yeah, I go.
I live closer.
Before at the end of the day.
Exactly.
At 6 p.m.
Tomorrow.
We were doing a lot of very good promotion at ComplexCon
for at the end of the day.
People come up with me saying,
I watch you every Tuesday.
I said, what about Wednesday?
No, them niggas was like,
hey, bro, Wednesday shows better.
Well, the niggas was coming up saying that shit.
And I saw, put respect on that.
I saw one white house fan said that to you.
And then you immediately you go,
Ah, Adam.
Listen to him.
Because the kid didn't see me over there,
and the guys immediately like,
oh my, I'm sorry,
I'm like, blah, blah, blah.
They did that at Cool Kicks, too.
I feel like they say that when you're not around.
And I'm like, Adam's right there.
They'd be like, because we went to cool kicks,
and he was like, bro, I don't know he watched the Wednesday show.
Yeah, as soon as we walked them.
And I was like,
I didn't say this.
Him and his girl was both like,
for the record.
Shout out to them, though.
You're not going to win any points with me,
but talking down on AD,
you're not going to win any points with AD by talking on me.
I hope.
I don't know.
He might be a little slippery.
I'm on both shows
But I'm just saying
That was a good point
So I forgot about that
But I hate when dudes
Try to do
Or people try to get a job
And they'll basically
They'll like tell you
How like your filmer sucks
And like how your film is a piece of shit
But also can I have a job
And it's like
No
See don't do that over here
Because we're gonna whoop your ass
Don't find out who you is
Hate is that
House phone sucks
We're gonna beat your ass
When we see you
Yeah bro
Niggas be like
Yeah like fire your graphic designer
Here's my graphics
And like they should
It'd be terrible
Like you know
Yeah
Or it's like, did it occur to you that maybe I like my graphic designer or I have a relationship with him?
And that if I'm going to fuck with you, you probably have to get along with the graphic designer.
Like you probably, if you want this to fuck with me, then you should probably be like sucking off the graphic designer.
Not literally.
But maybe you should be thinking about your relationship with him.
And it's real cutthroat around here.
It's like we don't take kind to new people like that.
Yes.
Yeah.
That's why we pack them out in the alley.
I mean, it's like a gang over here.
You got to get jumped into no jumper now.
It's like a gang that consists of all the games.
and a white guy.
They say I ain't hood because I come from the valley.
They say I never been in the alley.
I told them cats.
I've been in the alley.
Do the sawbaby one.
I'm fucking this bitch.
You know he was at the booth?
He stopped by.
I've seen pictures of him at Comvixcom, but I didn't see him.
That's crazy.
Do you know?
Well, actually, I don't know if he was at Arboof, but whatever.
He was there.
He was at Combs.
Purple Ape.
If we would have been walking through and I would have saw him,
I would have just yelled out.
I'm fucking this bitch is spreading them ass cheeks.
That booty hole pink.
That would have been very in character for you at Compass Gun.
You were doing a lot of cool, crazy Steve Will Do It type things.
What?
Like what?
He was just in there.
Hey, hi.
How you doing?
Hey, man, you got to get out there and touch the people.
We probably touched a thousand hands just day one.
I was thinking about that on the drive home.
I'm like, well, I haven't washed my hands yet.
I'm definitely driving home with like 80.
thousand people's
fucking saliva
You went right to the jackshack
I put my fist in my mouth
Went right to the
Wacking that motherfucker
He couldn't wait to get out of here
You guys masturbated accomplice
Hell yeah
You did
No he said
I thought you said you did
He said hell yeah
Hey but this nigga house phone
End up leaving me
On accident on accident
And I was like
I ain't got to blame me with me inside
I was walking to the car
For myself
Oh he'll be like
Oh he dipped out on you
Before you even got to the whip
Yeah bro
Because you picked him up and drove him.
I picked him up.
You were a little concerned about it.
I gave him a smoothie.
You bought him a smoothie.
Stop.
You guys are your best friends now, man.
This sucks.
Now I'm like,
he's like I lost another one.
Ever since you colored your hair,
you've been charged.
I feel like you like me more now
because I bought some shoes too.
Yeah, bro, for real.
I like this Adam 90 times more than any other Adam.
Yeah.
Yeah, can you flex the Curran Frost Adidas?
Bro, come on, man
You have to do something
I'm just trying to show you a little
Booty Pocke
Are you gonna show their shoes?
Those is hard
Hit him with the MC search real quick
Them shit is nuts
These are for the kids bro
And she's licking your shoe
Look at her
For Parker Ann
Oh shout out to goddamn
That's Blasie's on
Yeah
Shout out to Ash me Ash on me Ashley
Made by my nigga Blassie
Shout out of Blassie too
He's making me a hat right now
I'm not bringing for the hat battle
No really
His shit was hard though
It was one you wore before.
For AD, Convixcom was kind of like a post gang banging, like,
hype beast college meetup type.
Because I'm seeing you, Lincoln, and talking to all these people
that you've known through the streets the whole time.
But then meanwhile, it's like the least street environment ever.
Nobody has a gun.
Everybody's just like talking about a cool T-shirt, you know?
Allegedly.
I'm literally just standing and people coming up, like, hey, what's up?
Hey, what's up?
I'm like, hey, what's up?
Okay, well, I'm saying, all right, Adam's really like, everybody's like, hey, can you link me with Adam?
And I'm just like, hey, Adam, hey, meet the brunt.
I know what's up.
I can't tell, like, who you're, like, actually excited to introduce me to.
I probably only told you, like, one guy or two guys.
But there's certain people you're like, he is the king of blank gang.
He's the most important person.
When I tell you that, that means you take you.
Well, if I hear that, then, yeah.
But you're also like, meet my boy so-and-so.
Housewoman's like, meet this kid.
I'm like, oh, okay, what's up, bro?
How you doing?
when we talked for like five seconds, I look at him afterwards,
I go like, a million followers and then little Jupiter.
I'm like, oh, shut out my boy, Lil Jupiter.
That's what sucks about karma.
It's hard to tell who's lit and who's not.
It's hard to tell who's a fan and who's like a creator that you should be like really
taking interest in.
Adam, how about this?
How about you just treat everyone?
What the same?
What's right?
Treat the janitor like the CEO.
If I treated everybody like the CEO, it's going to be pretty exhausting to like, you know,
like, it's already hard enough to like be having this many people come up to.
It's then even harder to tell,
which ones are the ones that you should be trying to get free clothes from.
I ain't gonna lie.
You don't try.
They just come up to you.
There was like three bum-ass booths that they were trying to give us the pay.
We was like, hey, we're out of here, nigger.
Fuck your boof.
You went to the Gillette booths and they'll try to charge you at Gillette?
No, we literally like, don't.
Hey, niggins start pulling out the iPad.
We're like, all right, we out of here.
You got like a whole bag and they pull out the iPad.
Like, oh.
And then look, some of the booths that we was trying to get shit,
from like people are walking up to us taking pictures and they're asking us like damn y'all you're
famous or something and be like yeah nigga that's a nice t-shirt give me that one in the size real
they bring out the iPad fuck y'all boovin nigga we're out of here let me interrupt you guys for just
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I was at ComplexCon
so I didn't get a chance to bet on the UFC
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You know it's the most
important thing that I missed
because of ComplexCon.
What?
Playboy Cardi tour
in L.A. at the forum in Inglewood.
Wow.
Missed it.
Does that hurt?
It might have been one of the most devastating
things that ever happened to me in my entire life.
I don't know if you know this,
but Playboy Cardi's shows happen on sort of a different scale
at this point,
so the odds of you being able to elbow him in the head again
are very low.
I don't think that was going to happen.
I don't think I was going to make it like, you know,
to the stage or anything,
but you know, I'm tapped in with a couple of people.
I could have made a couple texts.
So you think you would have been backstage?
I don't think I would have got backstage.
I would have just asked for a general admission.
ticket and would have been happy just being in the back somewhere chilling you think you i feel like
you would spend the whole time trying to scheme your way and no like bro i legit wanted to watch that show
like i don't i didn't give a fuck about being backstage meeting nobody missing the whole show i feel
like you might be more famous in the playboy cardi audience than you were at complex con oh i don't know
i don't think so you don't think you're that important to the cardi fan base bro i you weren't walking around
with us on saturday after that i realized like bro like fuck all this instagram shit fuck all that
shit like the real life how people like reacted and like you know like yo you mean so much to me
and like all that like you know all the pictures and shit we even took and like just having that
connection with people in real life bro that shit means the world to both of us to me specifically
you know what I'm saying like my Instagram got deleted last week like I'm like I was thinking
for a second like damn all these pictures I took I think he's not even going to be able to find
my new Instagram but fuck all that shit that's not all the Instagram I am the Instagram
You're a walking talking app.
You are a house phone.
I had one of the most horrific experiences of my life at Complex Company.
Really?
Yes.
Why?
You shit on yourself?
Worse.
I was at a booth and I'm not going to say what booth because I don't want anyone to get offended by what I'm about to say.
I don't want anyone to be identified.
Although I think some of you might know who I'm talking about.
I was at a booth examining some wares.
A woman walks up to me.
starts waving her ass back and forth, twerking.
I know what this is going.
Oh, yeah.
She's wearing some, let's say, like, you know,
nylon-type shorts.
They have, you know, they're porous.
Like a pair of gym shorts, maybe.
Okay.
Whatever porous is.
Things can escape through them, basically, what I'm saying.
Like, these jeans are not terribly porous.
They can hold water.
If I were to dump a gallon of pulling springs into these jeans,
I could carry the water.
Or no jumber springs.
Or that.
That's not poor.
at all. The water doesn't escape the bottle. Her shorts
smells were escaping.
As she shook her ass in front of me,
I felt like I was smelling what her
gynecologist would smell and more.
It was that. I got a whip of it too. It was
loud. It was that potent? Just no, bro. She smelled
like a fish market. That loud
vagina. It was bad, bro. I'm telling you this shit was
loud. Like bumping out the speakers, like radio.
We are Rahim walking around town.
That niggas had bumping out the speakers.
Bro.
It was like frying caffeine, bro.
I thought they had a booth.
I've had sex with women in my life where maybe once or twice.
I got that kind of odor.
It really just hit your nose.
You got this in a public.
In a public forum.
I thought you didn't see my face when I looked at you.
I was like this.
I was like, why this bitch keep following?
My head's here.
Her ass is all the way down here.
It's like, you know, closer to my knees.
Think about this distance.
This is pretty far.
Yeah.
She's got clothing on.
I shouldn't be able to smell this.
That motherfucker need to be shot down.
How far away from you were?
I mean, like, look at it.
I'm here.
My head's here.
Her bucks probably around here.
Oh, she was twerking like in your vicinity.
I thought you.
Right in front of me.
Wow.
And I'm just, like murder.
Sometimes like the backshot error
I didn't even know it could
I didn't know it could be that bad
It wasn't the worst I ever smelled
But it was up there
It was probably the worst
I don't think I ever smelled it through
Someone's clothes in public
Me neither
That's what I'm saying
Like that's pretty crazy
In Compton
Not in Compton but close
Where?
Arthur
I'm fucking
You know what they say about that Hawthorne gash
That cougar burger pussy
is different.
That's where they make the stinkiest
pussy in the world, huh?
No, I take it back.
I don't know.
Terrible thing to say.
Yeah, I don't know.
Like, the first woman I ever ate out, too.
You kept going?
Yeah.
I was 16.
I was 16.
But, like, as soon as you got the smell,
like, you got to just, like,
whiff away.
Well, but I didn't know.
Like, you're 16.
You don't know what it's supposed to smell like.
So she got you with that catfish.
We were at the high school football game.
I'm 16.
partway through the game half time you like took her under the bleachers no i i said and you
weren't bathing then oh no no i was i was bathed up but i'm like around the corner i know a little
little playground we could go hang out at walk on over to the playground i'm getting my dick
suck for the first time i'm like fucking 15 16 oh yeah you're probably like what the fuck she's like i want
you to do it to me i'm like all right bro the worst part about it was the next day because i'll work
a grocery store.
The next day, I'm walking through
the Spanish aisle
with the goia beans and the
fucking weird fish smell.
They're like international foods. It made me start
to because the smell
all the fish and the nastiest shit
and everything, all the goia shit just kind of
reminded me the smell of her pussy.
What was her name?
Aaron.
What was her name?
Aaron from fucking Hage Brown
Town.
Her hair mashed brown tail
With the sticky vagina
She's probably like
She joined the military actually
And now she's killing
The opposition with her vagina
Thousands of dead
Afghanis
That I assume
Imagine I found out she was like the most
badass sniper in the world
She's gonna come find you for saying that her
Pussy stinks on it
And I'm trying to think of like
We're surrounded
She's like this no we're not
I'm thinking that
I'm
Fellas
Put her mask on.
I'm thinking that
how can I relate to her?
She's a sniper.
I'm going to be like, oh, yeah, I'm cool with sniper gang.
She's going to say, what's that?
Well, if I knew she was a sniper, I wouldn't talk about her.
Well, when I was eating her pussy when we were 16,
I didn't know she was a sniper either.
She wasn't a sniper yet.
She wasn't a sniper gang yet.
Wow.
She was on the way to it, though.
She was on the way.
She was sniping that nose.
I'm trying to think of other ComplexCon things that we should mention.
It was a good time, though.
Honestly, my overall rating of Complex.
on was that it was a very good experience.
Before we went, one of the things that kind of freaked us out was that a lot of corporate
brands weren't doing it.
Like Adidas did the shit with Kerwin.
Nike wasn't there, fucking vans, all these big sponsors that you normally are used to
sing.
Because they out the way, man.
They pulled out.
So I think the end result, though, was that when you were walking around there, it
didn't feel very corporate.
There weren't that many corporate brands.
It's a lot of sort of lid underground shit.
So it felt like a very good.
a good selection of brands i enjoyed it i would go back i couldn't handle the idea going two days in a row
but yeah we have a massive vlog dropping tomorrow from it it reminded me of agenda or like magic
yeah because it was like you know like when i first started going to complex con but i thought agenda was
hell corporate no but yeah agenda is saying it was mostly like and super boring and stuff because like
complex con i know like i will go see panels at complex con like and we was supposed to have a panel right
I was supposed to get paid to do an interview live there.
And then at the last minute, they were like, oh, yeah, actually, we're not doing any of these live interviews.
I was looking forward to that, too.
It was going to be a really good look.
Because think about all the people there.
And if we were doing an interview in the middle of the whole thing, that would have been fucking cool.
I know you wanted 1090 Jake to be in there, too.
That was my idea.
And then they told me that it.
They told me complex, for the record, told me 1090 Jake was not famous enough.
They needed, like, a real draw.
I'm like, oh, wow.
He's a white blood from Massachusetts.
What the fuck are you waiting for?
I love how Adam is trying to integrate, like,
that type of stuff with complex.
Like, them niggas is not...
Them niggas is not trying to take a chance.
No, as I saw with him, there was plenty of fucking loaks and whatnot.
It was everybody in the spot.
No, it really was everybody, for real, for real.
I was not the first one to bring the gamebangers to the spot.
A lot of people, man.
I know.
I was walking around with this, nigger.
I was like, I didn't have a care in the world.
I'm like, yeah, I'm like, somebody run up, please.
Well, you know who did have a care in the world?
Offset.
because some
tell me why they're mad at me
why are they mad at us?
Who's mad at you?
I don't understand
what they're pissed off about
like who's we?
I think complex or something
is like pissed off at us
because somebody like literally
people who had nothing to do with us
got in a fight at the booth
maybe he's worded
it was some dude
he fights in no jumper booth
but you know what I think it was
is I think that
it might have been a security guard
that Doug had
who
somehow got into it with
Offsett's people.
And so, you know, I'm
kind of struggling to see how that is
related to me. Like, you know, I obviously
had no involvement with this at all.
Oh, yeah, we posted it on
First, first, right? Yeah.
So that's why they're fucking mad. This ain't rocket
science. But they didn't specifically say that
yet, so I'm not going to, like, give them
that. Also, I took it off
Instagram. Oh, that's good. But if it
says, hey, Offset
gets in a fight at the no jumper booth
at ComplexCon.
That sounds bad for ComplexCon.
It just wasn't that bad of a fight.
And also, why does that matter to them?
I don't know.
Like, are they not going to be able to do ComboxCon again
because a security guard and a rapper's friend
got into a fight for like eight seconds?
Maybe they won't want us for a panel.
I'm saying,
I'm the voice of reason.
I am the voice of reason.
Yeah, but you don't have this energy with yourself
or with the rest of your life.
Yes, I do.
What the fuck you're talking about?
You just bringing it to me.
I'm bringing it to the company.
you are an entity
some of the security guards there was
kind of a little like
were they tweaking
I mean not even like really tweaking
but like when we walked in the second day
not the first day but when I walked in the second day
I don't know the homie says something like to like the guy
that kind of joking around he was like not his crypt
or the other homie away security guards said that
yeah to the home you know security guards are gangbangers
niggily he home security is a gang member right
true but I also don't really think of him as a security guard
aside from the fact that like I'm employing him as one
like he doesn't work for security company or whatever my brother does work with security
oh does he do yes he has his he has a he has a he has a guard card and everything he's licensed
i didn't realize you didn't even know you had him as your security i went to the pumpkin patch the
other day i don't think we ever talked about it i went to the pumpkin patch and the security
clearly had like the most fucking face tattoos of anyone in the entire thing and i'm looking at
he because he had a mask on so you only see his eyes in like like a little bit and i'm just
looking at this dude thinking like oh my god this guy is a
security this guy looks like he's about to shoot the shit up and then I actually get in there and it's
pretty funny because it's like this is a place you would basically never go unless you had kids right
the pumpkin patch but there's a lot of fucking dudes who I can tell because you know hanging out with
AD and such has like sort of sharpened my uh what do you what do you call gang gang d?
Like your hood media. It's like it's like it's like gay dar but for gangs.
Gangdar okay I'm gonna roll with that so my gang d'ar is kind of going off a little bit I'm like
seeing people and realizing like oh shit like
I could tell from that guy's like overall demeanor
and the hat he's wearing and the color or whatever
I'm like I know where that guy's from my gang dars like
taking another level up this is cool
but I'm at the pumpkin patch and I'm kind of hoping like
Jesus like it's like some of them are sort of looking at me and I'm like
just wondering like Jesus Christ
you like what's up cause imagine what's up cause
hello hello cuz hello blood hello gangster
is that is that always is that like weird when you like
you can't tell someone staring at
you because they like are about to do some harm to you or because they are like oh
that's the one guy from YouTube it's just it's always like that you're famous is never
that they're mad at you until they are but I was gonna say it's like until that one
because it's almost not even worth considering if they're mad at you because
it's so unlikely but then if that does happen then obviously it's a very very bad
situation like if somebody really wanted a problem like the CEO complex runs
up on you like you posted that goddamn off
I'm gonna do you like they did
offset
No, but
I mean, you know
You're at the pumpkin patch
It's like that's kind of in the back of my head too
Like even if somebody did have a problem with me
I mean
You gotta be pretty much the craziest motherfucker
To do something crazy
At the pumpkin patch where it's like
All kids
Yeah
And where a tattoo man is securing it
Exactly
Can imagine that tattoo man
Got a whole mask on so nobody knows
What gang he's in
He's fucking wearing all black
well like his security outfit
well yeah
he's wearing all black
I'm saying though like he's not wearing any
identifying materials so I couldn't
because he's wearing his security
I couldn't estimate who he was likely
to help out
in the pumpkin patch war
that I'm describing he's here to help
everyone because he's a security guy
I hope one of the people who saw me at the pumpkin patch
is listening to this right now so that they can
laugh at how not threatening the pumpkin patch
actually was enough why would they have
security at the pumpkin patch. It's literally
kids. Because it's in Culver City.
It gets cracking out there.
Culver City is nice as fuck.
But it's kind of right on the edge of some
places where it is on the edge.
You're going to have a little bit of a function when you're
in a spectrum. What the fuck are you doing in Culver City?
You live... Pulling up to the pumpkin patch.
There's pumpkin patches all over there.
Yeah, there's pumpkin patches. Okay, why did we go
to that one? I don't really know.
There's a pumpkin patch in
the valley, bro, that's close
to the vicinity where you live.
I'm going to tell you something that you might not expect to know this.
What?
Lena is really kind of in charge of most of the parenting things.
Like, for instance, like what pumpkin patch we go to, that's all her.
I try to do whatever I can, but she's the one making the calls about the pumpkin patch.
No discriminating on the pumpkin patches.
And I think it's pretty nice that Lennon took us to a pumpkin patch in the hood.
Culver City is not the hood.
Okay.
If you had seen the security guard, then you would agree that is at least, listen.
He's rehabilitating.
He's trying to change his life.
Damn it, Adam.
Leave Tattoo Man alone.
Let Tattoo Man do his fucking thing, man.
He's there to make sure
a Parker and is protected.
Look, they're not hiring that dude in Van Nyes.
It's not happening.
He's got to work in Culper City.
I'd rather have my security have plenty of tattoos on his face.
Oh, I'm thinking that too.
I don't want a white security.
Hell not.
Do you want a security like Yuri working at Walmart or something?
You're saying a hooty in the Blofist show.
I need somebody who knows what's going on.
I have no idea what that meant.
You don't know who.
Hootian the Blowfish is?
I feel like we've had this conversation
on this podcast before.
We have.
Darius Rucker.
Speaking of Yuri...
You look just like him.
You should be in for Halloween next year.
Speaking of Yeri, can we tell his story
about what happened to him at ComplexCon?
The Complex Con press.
Yerry!
Come on over, buddy.
Get over here and tell us what happened.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
What I like about the story is he stood on his shit.
He stood on his shit.
Wait, hold on.
Before you come over here, take that fucking hoodie off before you come over here.
Why, that's not dribby enough for you?
Hell no.
Why?
That's our hoodie.
We put that out years ago.
Well, I gifted him that shirt.
That hoodie is trash.
Yeah, that's a way.
The black's for Barbie shirt way better than that.
And that kid sucks who I did that collab with.
I hate that guy.
That's interesting.
You hit him.
I kind of hate everybody.
I have no opinion on that.
Yri, get over here.
Tell us what happened at Combeuscon
and how you were a big strong man.
Ten talks goes live every Sunday.
Also, why do we all?
Why do we all have Supreme shirts on?
I know, right?
We're supreme.
Get with the times, dweeb.
All the black supremacists.
But basically, both days, Saturday and Sunday, I was walking around Riley.
I had to fucking, just basically like shoe off dudes like flies from Riley.
It was like probably like four or five dudes the first day.
And then the second day was like even more like advanced.
Like people were coming up to her going like, oh my God, you look so beautiful.
You're on camera.
Have you not had to deal with this so much in the past?
Because I mean, you've been in the pandemic.
for a large percentage of your relationship
and maybe you haven't been to that
many like big groups of people
Yeah 100%
It's our first event
Yeah exactly
Wow that's crazy
But in like the streets like I don't know
I want to go to like shopping or anything like that
Just like walking around
It's way different
People will look
But they're not coming up to her fucking saying shit
But here it's like fools are just
Where people being like disrespectful
Well
Not really
No one's really being too disrespectful
Hot single girls at ComplexCon
Are a pretty scarce commodity
It was literally
98% guys
You could have started some shit and had me Kiki, Vail, and Housephone.
I didn't even know where you guys were.
What am I going to just shout at all?
Crips!
Crips!
But I was going to say, the story that Adam brought me on here to tell,
that's the one that kind of irritated me the most because this guy came up.
It happened on stream.
It happened on stream.
Every single one of them.
But this dude came up to Riley and I, and he's like acting all cool.
He's like, I want to link and Bill.
You're going to leave in the middle of the story.
And you're going to not the whole of this.
All right.
I'll just take it.
Thank you.
Anyways.
He knows.
This fool came up to saying he wants to link and build
do all this shit, like make merch or something.
He was basically trying to work together, right?
He's like, what Instagram can I follow to tap in with you guys?
I'm like, follow my Instagram, Harmonious Siri, right?
So he goes, like, follows it.
As soon as he finishes following it, he like looks over to Riley,
he goes, what's your Instagram?
And I go, no, no, no, you can't have that one.
And he just starts laughing.
And then like, I just go, Riley, let's go.
We turn around and start walking.
He goes, I'm unfollowing you on Instagram.
And I'm just like, what a weak ass?
like, I don't know, just like fucking backhanded
approach to try to like, talk your shit.
Act all cool.
Fuck that nigger.
I mean, like, he wasn't even brave enough to be like,
oh, what's your number?
Oh, you have a boyfriend?
My bad.
That happened.
You know, fools would just leave.
He was like trying to do this like sneaky conniving.
I think I have clout.
So she'll say yes.
Like, it was so weak.
Does this make you wonder if maybe she's too good looking for you?
How would you say?
Maybe this is the universe kind of telling you.
No, what the fuck would you say that to you?
I'm just wondering if that's crossed his mind.
Well, people say this to me all the time.
So, you know, obviously it has crossed my mind.
I don't think, though.
But it's just like, I don't know, man.
Nick, next time you were like this,
nigga, I'll kill you.
It's just for shaking your head.
They'll leave her alone in.
What's funny is we ran to Matt Ox, right?
And Riley's younger brother...
He tried the same thing?
No, not his homie.
Riley's younger brother like...
DJ Bluetooth?
No, I don't know who it was, actually.
But Riley's younger brother loves Matt Ox.
So I was like, yo, Matt Ox,
her younger brother loves you.
And then he came over and said hi to Riley.
They started talking.
And then he had a group of four.
friends, uh, candy paint was there. And then one of their homies was just like, hey,
what's that girl's name right there? I'm like, she's my girl. And then he's like, all right.
And then fucking that's it. And then like that's like that's like a prison vibe in there because
there's such like a lack of girls that like the dudes who want to meet girls are like foaming at
the mouth type of shit. But there's so many girls they're walking in groups of girls or by themselves.
Why are you coming up to me? I guess the way. With a girl next to me. You know what I mean? Like never.
don't do no fanboy shit when you with your girl.
Even if you like somebody like that, you're a yeary, nigga, for no jumper.
You feel me?
You got a fight coming up.
You about to whoop some ass, you feel me?
Nah, nigga, you stand coppin and move.
That would be the worst experience for you.
I know you.
I feel like this is something that could happen that would be such a bad experience for you
is that if you were with her and you met a rapper that you loved,
and then it quickly became apparent that he thinks that you're like offering her up to him.
It would turn to switch.
back to the original year, it would be like,
fuck no.
Would you lose your fandom?
I wouldn't lose my fandom.
Well, depending on how he would handle the situation.
Would you fight for her honor?
If it comes down to it, yeah, I would have to, right?
It's like, I'm not going to be like,
so when they can say, hey, I want your bitch.
What you're going to do?
I'm like, you're fucking retarded.
You got to fight him.
Exactly.
Right there in the compost time.
Grab a coat hanger.
You know what I realized though is like,
I've never had a, you know, this is my first girlfriend ever.
I never had a girlfriend had to deal with these types of
situations and I've always noticed like in public spots like sometimes you'll see a dude who's just
hovering behind his girl no matter where they walk I'm realizing why dudes do that now I'm like
this is why fools are like this I have a great idea what get a gun get her a job a job is a cool
idea a job isn't even better idea now you can see why those people are doing that exactly I have an
idea next tent talks merch it's a shirt that says I'm with the guy with glasses and has an
Arrow and maybe you can make another
shirt for like her or no for you
that says I know she's too hot for me
that would be funny too
Why are you saying into the joke?
Here he's a fucking prize
great looking guy
I'm saying I appreciate that
And he stood on his shit and he made people
show respect he didn't just let
other guys get his girls Instagram in front of him
which would have been pretty sad
I would have been so mad I would have been pretty disappointed
no yeah I wouldn't I wouldn't be cool with that
I'd be pissed
do you get much drip
shout to fucking toky dokey they gave me a hell of shit and marika gave me hell of shit had to cop one of these ash trays
super fire but i didn't leave like a d and house phone did you guys left literally like fucking
santa claus well they were stealing shit so that was different i kind of feel bad for tref though
because he didn't get as much drip because we got the hats and he's just like
every time we're talking about new hat trap we're like man well it's already been decided that
if if trev is on the hat battle undercard that's okay he can't be he's not ready for the main event
He's up there.
He's up there.
He's up there.
But right now, I'm ready for the main event.
Are you?
Maybe my bookie needs to have this on there.
Because I'm definitely the underdog.
I saw a poll putting a house phone at 87%.
I mean, but technically those are like your fans.
No, they're no jumper plug fans.
Wait a minute.
They've known him longer.
You're right.
They've known him longer.
You know what I'm saying?
Because if I put it on mine, I'm pretty sure that I will smoke him in the shit.
most of your fans probably don't know who house fun is yet that's what i'm saying
i want to see this hab out so we've got to really plan it out but right now i got some heat so
what does the hat battle look like you just sort of like each would slowly pull out your hats
put them on your head and then just i think i think we'd be like this strut back and forth like
should we build a runway yeah we should make a runway exactly paris runway in my mind there's 10,000
people right in a crowd right in a circle and then it's
like kind of like Pokemon.
When he's taking one out like this like fly!
And everybody's like,
and you throw the hat at a house phone
and then he's captured inside the hat
and then he gets to carry him around in your backpack.
This is a trap hat.
Yeah.
Yeah, I think we just do it
and then he pulls one out.
But first you whip a strawberry at them.
But we need three strangers
to sit on the sideline
and give up like the scores and shit.
Unbiased.
But we need real hat experts.
Exactly.
They don't have to be half experts.
Yeah.
you would like it if it was a bunch of fucking dummies, huh?
It don't have to be dumb.
Why ought to be dummies?
Because you would like an uneducated juror selection.
Why?
Because then it's more likely that they won't understand the greatness that house phone brings to the table.
Okay, listen.
And where is he?
How long does he have to shit for?
He had a fucking hat with some zanny bars on there.
That's not creative, bro.
That's just junkie-ish.
You just never done zanz, bro.
You don't get it.
You don't get it.
No, I'm kidding.
You don't have taste.
But that's not...
You haven't heard a whole lot of reds.
To me, that's not create...
I made a confession to the house phone the other day.
He was like, did you...
You really ain't listened to a whole lot of red?
I said, I listened to it the first day.
I was just playing like that to his out of his phone off.
It's on my phone.
It's been on the phone.
Okay.
But anyway...
You know what I think would be interesting?
I've noticed.
Yeah.
I feel like if we could make, like, maybe...
Like, if we had a studio with five different sets, like, a bar area, a dancing area, a jungle gym,
and, like, you know, a basketball court,
and then you guys take your hats.
And, and, like, you know,
like choosing for each situation, like which one works best?
That's actually not a bad idea.
This is my basketball playing.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
So because it's really, it's mostly about wearing the right hat for the right moment.
So if you pull up to the Rock Nation brunch and then you have to go into your hat bag
and you have to figure out what is and then you pull out a vintage Rockefeller hat,
throw that on, Jay Z sees you.
He says, I would like to sign you.
It's my management company.
And here's 500,000 without going to 10,000, and come to lunch with me.
What do you say your name is, A.D.?
I like the cut of your jib.
Wait, what is a jib?
What?
What is a jib?
You've never heard of a jib?
I've heard that term, but I don't know what a jib is either.
Oh, you've got a jib.
I heard of a jab.
Should I Google it?
A jib.
I feel like it's a baseball bat.
Cut of your jib.
Search cut of my jib.
I think it means penis.
Because the only thing you cut on a body is a penis.
Him porn, man.
I'm about to cut your penis off.
Let me just search this real quick.
Cut by the shape of his nose?
Nose?
Of my...
I like the cut of his jib.
I like his attitude.
That's what it says.
Appearance or demeanor.
Yeah.
It has now come to indicate
when someone thinks of a person's appearance or demeanor.
I like the cut of his jib.
Originally the person was recognized by the shape of his or her nose.
So I have a distinctive nose, I guess.
Yes, because you have a nose ring in it.
Yeah, you got that diamond ring.
You got that rumble skill skin nose.
What the hell is that mean?
What is a rumble still skin nose?
I thought I had a pretty decent schnaz.
We're just going to start nose shaming in the office.
You got that gluten-free nose.
I eat hella gluten, bro.
I eat everything.
Hey, watch yourself when making nose jokes to him because the racism police are watching.
And they do.
Anything you say?
No, I have.
I like your nose ring.
You do not want to say.
That's a nice nose ring.
You don't want.
Look.
Look.
He's saying racist.
things about 80's nose.
No, no, no, no.
I said I like his nose ring.
You said the N-word before?
You want to be careful saying anything about a black person's face or anything about them, really,
because the racism police will take you to task.
That might have been one of the worst shits I ever take here.
That's what you were doing.
Hell yeah.
We were talking about the had battle a whole time.
I never took a shit here.
I swear to God.
No, he said he doesn't shit in public at all.
He would just rather go home.
That's insane.
Are you really?
You're not built for this life then.
If black China can't do it, I can't do it.
But you travel.
You go to other states and countries, and what do you do there?
You have to go back to the hotel?
I shit there.
But you want to take a shit in like a shitty bathroom, like a porta-potty.
I mean, maybe now that you've got like nice clothes and you take shower now.
Yeah.
But I like to think you're going there, you be like this.
But how I'm dressing impacts how you want to shit.
Yeah.
Bro, this nigga purposely does not flush the toilet when he pees whenever you go on.
See, shit like that.
I'm from New Hampshire.
What does that mean?
If it's yellow, let it mellow.
If it's brown, flush it down.
Because you're from hash brown town.
because you're from a hashblown you never heard that before i heard that before but you're used to
you're used you flushed pee your whole life yeah seems like a huge waste of water like what do you
why you want just yellow water have you ever dropped your phone in the water yeah no or like a
or like a air pod or just anything why is your air pod dropping in and it just fell out my ear
wow no no no it hasn't done that yet but i'm saying like the fact that like it could possibly
fall into adams marinated yellow pee oh it looks like gator
It looks like chicken noodle soup.
It looks like that box logo.
Oh, God.
In the bathroom.
It's more of a gold.
Today while I was driving, I threw up in my mouth, and I had to kind of, I didn't want to
spit out the window because I felt like someone was going to come back onto me.
And this is like, I'm, like, feeling the, like, acidic throw-up juices and, like, the chunks
of puke in my mouth, and I'm having a real like, why did you puke, though?
I think I was drinking coffee too fast, and it's just, like, upset my fucking stomach,
and it was, like, a little bit.
It was in my mouth.
Why don't you just roll a window down?
I probably should have because I thought that it was,
I thought I was going to stop before I did.
And then, like, you know, like stick your head out real quick.
Yeah, I probably should have.
Anyway, this podcast is not all about me talking about gross things that have happened to my body.
But, yeah, Saturday, Commer's gone, good time.
You're the only one who went back for Sunday.
I'm the only one that went back because.
And he wanted a jury tested?
For the record, the whole no-jumper team was there.
Me and AD are the only ones who skipped that on Sunday.
Yeah.
Well, I felt like I didn't do my due justice
Saturday more.
Yeah, so I came back Sunday so I could like film
going around trolling people.
I was looking for a diamond tester so I could ask for the niggas chains.
Kazumi was in there promoting her only fans.
She had a flag.
She acts like she has like $3 to her name when in reality
she's making a shill out of money.
She's out here going hard for every sign up.
How do you think she got the money?
Like going hard.
She's a marketing fucking genius.
You'd think that she would just slow down at some point.
Why would you?
She's just going hard.
90% of Patreon has come from her.
I oftentimes realize that.
And the other day, we had an Asian girl on.
I liked her.
I sent her to Kazumi.
Boom.
Now they're friends.
I think.
I can't stop going in.
I can't stop going in.
That's what I'm saying.
No, shout out to her.
She's a fucking marketer genius.
She looks just as good in real life.
I shouted her out in the shit show, too.
Who?
Cosumi.
Oh, right.
Yeah.
I saw the, she's their clickbait is that you're leaving a jumper.
And people really believed it.
What is like what actually happened?
And shout out to Coach Rural millennials.
And yeah, you seen A page?
Shout out Coach Warren.
No.
They got like 300,000, 400,000.
They like a lot of our content.
Oh, okay.
They was like, say it ain't so.
And that was like, it's cap.
They was like, see you in 45 minutes.
What is, what happened that even allowed them to make that joke for the clickbait?
I guess you got to wait and see.
I'm not playing.
No, they said, they said, yeah, we can't.
We didn't have a chance to ask you about yourself.
Adam hogged up all the stuff.
And I was like, fuck Adam.
Jesus.
And then they said, wouldn't you like to be the third person on the shit show?
And I was like, yeah, nigga, fuck it.
Right.
And that was it?
The third person?
On the shit show.
Oh, okay.
How was it?
You, like, sort of living out your fantasy of being surrounded by skinny blonde women.
It was cool.
Becca asked me, have I ever sold crack before?
Yo, what?
I swear.
She really asked that.
I swear.
I mean, you're a rapper.
I guess you sold crack.
You should have been like every one day.
And then she was like,
you're a Crip
I was like what the fuck
She's like well Adam said you you're the Crip
I was like hey
Did you explain that I said crepe
He's like a really thin rolled up pancake
If you were a crepe
Would you be a savory crepe or a sweet crepe
Well to be honest
A sweet ass nigga
Ain't nothing sweet about me
I'm savory
To be honest though
I love both
I'm not a savory crepe guy
Give me a sweet one
Don't like him?
I think that's weird.
No, no, when she asked you, did you sell crack?
You should have been like, ever, ever, it's the 10 crack commandments.
And then just say the entire thing.
And be like, well, actually, there's this song that I wrote back in the day.
Like, it's rules to this shit.
I wrote me a manual.
And Becca, oh, a man, Emmanuel.
Who's Emmanuel?
That would have been hilarious.
I love that idea.
Emmanuel Lewis, who I've often said, you look a little bit like.
No.
I've never said that before.
That's terrible.
You don't think you kind of have a passing resemblance?
Look at Emanuel Lewis.
I know what it looks like.
I want the fantasy.
Do I look like Emanuel Lewis?
You can say I look like we, man.
That's terrible.
You know what Emanuel Lewis is?
Like, he's like a little, like a little nigger?
Right?
Tell me that don't look like a little like he did.
He's like a giant baby.
50 years old he's so live huh i hope so he's four three and ad is like six five
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So that was ComplexCon.
Now let's move on to the other crazy thing that happened this weekend.
I, aye, aye, aye.
Eight people died.
Probably eight in counting.
At Astro World.
Terrible situation.
I mean, I know some people have jokes about it and everything.
I don't really feel like bringing that energy to the table because I feel...
You said a day what?
I had jokes.
I don't know that.
That's disgusting.
Right.
You shouldn't joke about that.
We saw so many like it.
It's easy to be cynical about it.
I feel horrible for everybody involved.
I got some shit for saying that I felt bad for Travis, but I mean, I don't think,
from my perspective, I'm willing to take his...
his word for it that he didn't know that that was happening because if he did, I just
am choosing to believe that he's a human being who would have been fucking horrified, you know?
You could equally be sad for the victims and the family members and also be like, damn,
I know the artist was probably put in a compromising situation.
He's up on stage performing for 50,000 people or whatever.
I said 200,000 was there.
200,000 people.
Well, they had sold about 60,000 tickets, but then you had that earlier in the day where a whole bunch of people broke.
Yeah, they were running in and doing that shit.
Oh, so it was, it was supposed to be 60K
and it ended up being 200K because of that?
There's no way 150,000 people around it.
No, no, no, no.
But it was more.
It was just more, way more people than they probably were prepared for.
I've seen some images that showed, like,
the way that they actually section up the people
at a lot of concerts and stuff,
so that there isn't able to be this, like,
massive wave of people crushing other people,
which seems like, you know, something that they probably should have invested in.
The one, the one story that I heard about,
That shit broke my heart, bro.
The fucking dad had his nine-year-old son on his shoulders.
And I guess he passed out.
And when he passed out, they trampled his son.
And when he woke up, he could not find his son.
And they took the boy.
They had to find, they had to label his son as a John Doe because his parents weren't there.
Yes.
And they said all of his organs were crushed, bro.
And he's in a coma right now, bro.
Nine-year-old boy, bro.
This just crazy, bro.
I swear to God.
dude and I mean
if you really like this is just my
perspective but if you really think
Travis Scott is so heartless
that he could know that there's something like that that happened
in the crowd and that he would keep performing
I just don't believe it I think he would have stopped the show
if he had any idea that that was happening
maybe he was a little callous maybe he wasn't
paying close enough attention but I mean when you're up on stage
having to perform these songs in front of that many
fucking people there's no way
you could be there's no way you could pick out
the severity of a situation from that
I was mad at the cameraman
Some of the staff and shit who seemed like they were the kind of callous one.
It's literally saying there are people dying, right?
And they're just like, like whatever.
Like that shit is disgusting.
Some of that was pretty shocking to me.
Either way, I mean, I heard they have a $26 million insurance policy,
but it's going to be well over $100 million with charges and lawsuits
and they have to refund everybody's shit.
I mean, the thing that seems crazy about that.
Because the festival got canceled the next day, obviously.
But didn't they actually do it the next day?
No, no.
They canceled.
Okay, that was a myth.
And he dropped out of Dan Vegas.
He dropped out of Dan Vegas.
The question is if he dropped out or if they removed him
because their statement that they put out
kind of made it look like they took him off the festival,
which, I mean, this is kind of like going to be a really interesting test
outside of like the horribleness of the fact that people died.
When you look at Travis's career,
I mean, it seemed like he was just on this unstoppable trajectory
of just becoming so ridiculously gigantic.
And now I'm seeing some pretty crazy stuff.
They were moving the fucking Travis Scott
emote from Fortnite.
I saw. They're taking them off a fucking day
in Vegas. I'm seeing, I saw this
crowd. It looked like it was a lot of white people
and not really as much like fucking
hip hop audience. That's a show.
Right. That was a scissors show.
They played fucking sicko mode or some shit.
And the crowd was booing until they
took the song off. So some
people are like actually really mad
at Travis Scott enough that they're trying to like take his
fucking career down now. I've seen a lot of
conspiracy theories with the show as well.
Like, yeah.
I don't know.
I think right now in this time,
everybody is trying to point a finger at somebody to blame.
And they're trying to make him the,
I mean,
if you have to perform in front of it,
if there's 200,000 people, it's like,
come on.
Now, somebody in that staff should have,
they should have pulled the plug on that show.
Like, they should have turned the lights,
not turn the lights off,
but pull the plug on that show,
both stop all the music and everything like that to help people.
And it just feels like as it combined the staff, they didn't do a good job and they
weren't even caring when people were really trying to, you know, be safe.
And then I read like some of the stories.
They said, this guy said that if you put your hand up, it was so packed that you wouldn't
even be able to put your hand back down.
I believe it, man.
Fucking, that's terrible.
I haven't been to the front of a festival concert experience on a long time.
But sometimes when you're like in the front of the crowd,
God, this is so bougie that this is my only experience.
But when you're in the front of the crowd, like on the stage
and you just see the way people are so packed in up there,
my perspective is like, why the fuck would you want to be packed in like this?
What are you doing for water?
How would you get out of here?
If you wanted to get out of here, how the fuck could you get out of here?
You'd have to pass through this giant mosh pit slash or you'd have to like go sideways
all the way to.
I mean, it just seems like.
pretty crazy for fans to put themselves in that position.
But to see it go, this left is also just fucked.
And then you've seen the video of the, like, the ambulance was trying to get people out.
And people are climbing on the fucking ambulance.
Those kids are pieces of shit.
If they're dragging a fucking body out of the festival and you're dancing around on top of the thing, I mean, you are a absolute asshole.
People are fucking, like, it's nuts, man.
That was mind-blowing.
But it's like to, to.
Put the full blame on the artist in that moment,
I feel like it just doesn't make any sense.
If you've never been up on a stage and couldn't even like make out of face
because there's just seas of people for as far as you can see,
I don't understand how people can like exclusively blame him for that.
I know it's his festival.
Obviously, he should take some blame,
but you can't exclusively just put it on.
If I'm Travis Scott and I'm out there,
I'm focusing on performing and I'm assuming that if there,
If there are people dying in the audience,
never mind even just passing out, being dragged out or wherever,
if there's a situation that's out of control,
I'm assuming that everyone who works here,
that's their priority to deal with this.
I'm up here to perform.
If things get so fucked up that I should stop performing,
okay, well, tell me that.
And I just,
I refuse to, like, put all the blame on him
when you think about how many people it took
to make this concert happen.
I don't understand the communication of how,
uh,
was like someone not.
not like radio to be like, yo, like, you know.
People are dying.
Yeah.
You know, to just let Travis know that it was that serious.
And then too, I've seen, I read this one guy.
He said that he's seen bodies being trampled.
And he's seen lifeless.
He's seen the one or two lifeless bodies on the ground.
He said he had to climb up this platform.
And he's telling the camera guy, like, people are dying.
And the guy told him, like, I'm like, I'm going to get out for I kick you off or something like that.
like this shit
yeah yeah when I saw that
I thought there were gonna be fun
and even more dead people
I was honestly
I ended up thinking like eight is
okay thankfully because it sounded
like it was gonna be way worse
at a certain point
I mean I do you think honestly
that this has like a very bad
long term ramification
on Travis Scott's career
they're saying that they added them
out of the fucking Kardashians
reality show weird
which is bizarre to me
I mean he didn't do anything
on purpose you know like like
is he a fought for throwing a festival
And then literally, like, he stopped the show because he heard somebody passed out.
Right.
He didn't even know that, like, people were actually dying.
I think the staff is who, uh, who really fucked that shit up for real.
And, I mean, the end two is like, why the fuck is Drake getting sued?
What?
Because they're going to sue anybody who had anything to do with that shit just to, they're going to sue anyone.
I'm not really surprised at all.
Honestly, it's crazy because the, like, the, like, company who put the event on, I know those guys.
and we've done stuff with them in the past.
I haven't done like a temperature check of like, you know,
texting any of the employees or whatever,
but I'm kind of wondering if their entire business
all of a sudden looks, oh, actually, you know what,
they sold it a couple years ago.
So there's no way that they're actually dealing with it.
And then, too, like the reports of somebody
stabbing people with a judge crazy.
And that's been confirmed.
That's like the police department says that that's a real thing.
Yeah, he said that on now national television.
I think a lot of people assumed at first,
that that was just like a false flag
that the Travis Scott team was putting out there
so that it would take some of the blame off of them.
Like, no, look at all this crazy shit that's going on.
That's real, apparently.
Well, because think about it.
If you got, you know, an increase of about like 30% more people
than y'all were even expecting that broke in
and broke down these barriers and shit,
how the fuck can you, you know,
like you can't send them through metal detectors and shit like that?
They fucking broke all the shit down.
The question is just like, does this,
okay, it's definitely going to have a big effect.
effect on Travis Scott's career, I would say it's definitely not going to be like a career
ending thing at all.
No, I don't think.
He might lose some corporate opportunities and stuff for a while.
Which is big for him, though.
He's not going to seem.
Yeah, you're right.
Because honestly, like even him doing like the McDonald's deal and stuff, I wouldn't be
surprised to see Travis Scott be able to do something like that again a year or two from now.
But I think it's going to be a while before brands want to directly associate with him like that.
Even with that, right?
Because you can go back to like the Ariana Grande situation where like the bombing happened.
But people viewed her.
as being completely powerless
in that situation,
which he was.
Travis Scott,
people, like,
it's possible to put the blame on him,
so people are going to put the blame on him.
Yeah,
and I feel like they've been trying to,
they've been trying to catch an L for him for forever.
Because he's had kind of like a flawless career
in a lot of ways,
like myself personally,
not the biggest fan,
obviously elephant in the room.
But he's kind of like,
just seamlessly like leveled up over and over and over in the rap game.
And like,
have you ever seen him take a serious,
hit not really i don't think i've seen it take any any else at this one i see pierce morgan talking about him i
said this is fucked up but it's crazy because people are coming out of the woodwork like i've seen
this tic-tok that was going super viral from his like former manager talking about he's the biggest
asshole how he did this this and that because honestly like as me someone i was basically kind
of sort of in the music industry when travis scott's career started that was like the only thing
i would ever hear about charles scott in the early days of his career he's the biggest dickhead you've
met. I heard that from people over and over and over, people with stories about how rude and
shitty he was to them or whatever. And then at a certain point, that just kind of stopped.
He just elevated past it. And I don't know if maybe he like just chilled the fuck out and became
a lot nicer. But it was weird watching his fucking man, his ex-manager apparently say this stuff
because I'm like, this is really taking me back to like 2015 when people, like, if you watch
the Tyler Grosso podcast, he's fucking basically telling like a horror story about hanging out
was Travis Scott.
Didn't he leave him in the rain outside of a car of a club?
Yeah, like just.
And that was the era of like me thinking about it.
Or even,
even remember,
I don't know if you ever seen this one,
but it was like,
like the photographers and shit.
They were on stage.
Yeah,
he was like,
get the fuck off.
Like,
you know,
like whatever the fuck.
I mean,
if he's still like that,
they've done a pretty amazing job
at like keeping it out of the public out.
I don't think so.
I don't think he has like an asshole reputation at this point,
you know?
I think the things that we're talking about,
his fans and stuff and all these,
you know,
that know him for fortnight and shit they have no idea what we're talking about
special about Travis Scott now no I feel like that shit painted him like like a
fucking yeah the Netflix shit was crazy yeah he's very careful about how he puts
himself out there that's why this is a fucking a marketing yes debacle you know
what it reminds me of is how the the Ace family Austin Mcbrum he did that big
ass social gloves boxing match he wins the fight he defeats Bryce Hall he's supposed
to get five million dollars and
make however many millions and millions of dollars off the event but he just completely
fucked it up so he gets nothing how because they didn't promote it so it didn't sell that well
so like they didn't move enough tickets and uh they ignored a lot of the advice about doing like
traditional marketing to make it bigger they thought that they would be able to just put it on their
instagram stories and shit and that would be enough marketing so now i mean he's being sued for
like maybe like a hundred million dollars and like crazy tens and tens and tens of millions of dollars
and the craziest thing about it is that they sign contracts that are a bit like when you do events like this you do it under an LLC so that people aren't able to come directly for your fortune so that they have to sue the company but the thing is is that they sign these like forms that are basically saying like you have to pay this fighter before any other costs are paid for the event so before you pay for the venue you're going to pay this fighter and he signed multiple forms like that for multiple different fighters so basically like he's extra fucked and
they're going to come after his personal assets.
And that's what I wonder about this is like,
is Travis Scott's personal wealth going to be attacked by the people who are suing?
He has so much money that I don't even know.
If he's worried about that more than he's worried about his actual reputation.
You're right.
Because that hurts his ability to earn long term especially.
Not to mention also knowing eight people died at your concert is pretty fucked up.
If you are like a, if you are a caring person, you know,
it's probably artists that don't like they'll act like they give a fuck,
but that's the funny thing about it is that you see so many people on twitter who seem like they
are completely convinced that kiley and drake and travis scott don't give a fuck about other
people to the extent that they like basically don't care that people died out of there because
they are now saying that Travis scott went to david busters immediately after the concert
but you got to think about he probably didn't know didn't know the severity of the situation
until hours maybe even like like the next day kind of hard to imagine because well just because
I mean, don't you have a whole fucking team of people that know exactly what's going on at this festival?
They kept you in the dark about that.
That would be a little surprising to me, but, I mean, I guess I'll take his word for it.
I'm just saying the nigga might have hopped off stage, went to Dave & Busters and not knew anything was going on yet.
And then, too, people probably got declared dead at the hospital.
Yeah, like way later.
We might be fucking the timeline up because, yeah, who knows what people knew or what they didn't know.
I mean, it must have looked pretty fucking crazy out there for him on stage.
And the way that they was a saying, it was a concert from hell.
One thing I didn't like, though, was the People magazine saying,
Kylie Jenner, pregnant, uninjured at the, I'm like, come on, man.
You know that the social media editor who wrote that fucking title got absolutely reamed out by their boss,
because that was like the worst framing for an article title I could ever imagine.
And like, like, no offense, but like nobody was worried about.
Nobody was worried at the time.
We all know how this looks.
Like you're in the crowd.
Yeah, like you're in the crowd.
And that's what's so insane about it is that these people in the audience are basically like at war with each other getting trampled and shit.
We know Kylie was sitting in a beautiful dressing room and back.
And AC like just hanging out, you know?
Come on.
And we know you were shuttled into a, you know, fucking $300,000 sprinter that you guys had customized.
Bulletproofed out and all that.
Who's going car shopping with me Saturday?
Let's go.
Oh, you did say that.
You did say that.
I'm going test driving some very high end luxury.
I think you should come to like to the car on my side.
Adam is.
Come be a Benz boy, man.
You can just finish your sons. What?
Adam is stepping it up like just all the way around.
I like it.
I like it.
I need to get a new whip.
You take a shower?
I think you should get a Benz, though.
Well, I'm going to go there.
We're going to go to the fucking Bentley dealership.
We're going to hit up the Benz dealership.
We're going to see what we like.
If you're going to get a Bentley, get a Bentley truck, bro.
Yeah.
But if not, come to the Benz Boys, man.
Yeah.
Or I'll get a Bentley and then you'll have to upgrade and be on my level.
True.
There you go.
Yeah.
Bentley boys together.
Hey, talk your shit.
Yeah, talk your shit, Adam.
So anyway.
I wonder if Kerman
appreciates me wearing these
or if he thinks
that I'm maybe making them
look a little old and white.
I think he had the only panel too.
He had a panel?
They were doing like a podcast on there, bro.
People were sitting there.
Oh, yeah, he probably was.
They had the shit on.
Yeah, that's like the only shit I've seen.
I guess RXK nephew
vomited during a set a couple of times.
Like on the stage stage?
While he was performing, I guess.
Love that.
I didn't see any of this.
Yeah, I didn't see.
I was sitting there and I had no idea.
Some of the music that I was hearing,
it was the artist actively performing it.
Like, yeah, Lo Yaddi, I think, Chief Keeve.
There was a couple of Yeats songs thrown in there.
I saw Yuri doing the worm on the ground during Camgirls set.
Supporting Camgirl by doing the worm.
Did you decide to, like, part the Red Sea of the crowd and just do the worm?
Thanks.
You think, Yuri.
Yuri said he was being a hype man during camp in Camp Grosset.
He was turning up.
Yeah, because it's kind of weird.
Like, all these people are DJing, but then everybody's just at the boost.
And so people aren't really thinking about the DJs.
Yeah.
I remember, I was just standing there talking to somebody.
And then I thought to myself, I'm like, isn't DJ scheme supposed to be DJing?
And then I look up and I realized that I could see the sign and that it says DJ scheme.
Yeah, but you couldn't see the actual DJ, right?
You couldn't?
Well, there was mad shit between us and the thing, but I didn't go over there.
I was like a little closer.
And like, I was hearing music.
that I was like I noticed has to be Kim
DJing because it was like who
like who else would be playing this music like
she was playing like hella LA music
and shit like that so I was like I noticed this Camgirl
it said Camgirl but I couldn't see her
interesting shout out to
shout out to Camgirl
shout to CamGro and shout to her to Lord Fubu
shout out to Lord Fubu
House phone stopped his feud with Lord Fubu
you know what I'm saying he had a boop at Complex
Con he hooked this up with some dope hats
shout to my guy J Tips
yeah J tips
You feel me?
Dope hats.
Me and Housephone, we decided we might collaborate on a hat after all this, too.
You know what I'm saying?
The best of both worlds.
After the hat duo.
After the showdown.
After I disintegrate him first.
After I disintegrate him.
Then we go out.
Logos on one side.
Hawthorne fucking cougar burger logo.
I got a dope pair of shoes from there, though, that I wanted, though.
Ah, you did.
The Reeves, Paris, the air, the cool kyes.
You know what I'm saying?
The hemies, those was crazy.
That's all I wanted for coming in this guy.
I don't know in any of those words you just said.
It's a pair of shoes.
It's a pair of shoes. It's a pair of shoes.
That house films like, this is hard.
Yeah, they're hard.
And shout out to high rollers too because the samples that I've seen at Cool Kicks,
and I ain't just saying that because you're my homeboy.
But the color way that if you drop those, y'all nigs got to grab that motherfucker.
Speaking of Cool Kicks, man.
We went to Cool Kicks.
Went to Cool Kicks.
That's where you're going to be seeing Adam and a bunch of new drip.
If you want to know where it came from,
Maybe go watch the Cool Kiss vlog.
The No Jumper version of the Cool Vogue's vlog is coming out momentarily.
Coming up.
Should have been out today.
Not sure what's going on.
Trev.
Trub, lacking on the thumbnails.
Peterson.
Or Laura.
I don't know.
Laura didn't do this.
You don't buy more?
No.
No, shout out to Adam for letting me come through while he dropped a fucking 11K bag.
I like how you slipped a fucking Supreme shirt that was like, he slipped a $700
shirt into my order.
As if he was going to get it.
I saw it.
I'm like, oh, you're going to slip that in there.
Guess what?
I'm going to pull up and wear it.
But I forgot I was going to wear it today.
But then I figured that this hoodie matched these two good.
This nigga said, hey.
Called me out.
Hey, he was like, I wonder if he's going to give it to me.
That's all me now.
That's all me.
It had the big ass Yankee on the back.
And he was like, I'm not wearing that.
Right.
You did say that.
Well, I'm not really like a Yankees guy since I am from the Boston area.
I forgot.
So normally I would not wear a Yankees logo.
However,
just despite me a little bit.
I'm a big,
I'm a big proponent of the Crips.
I understand that they're a fan of that logo.
I don't personally understand at all.
But I will wear the Supreme logo that has the N.Y on the back and I won't wear it around.
T.
T.
Rell of mad as fuck at the Yankees,
man.
I don't get it.
George Costanza.
T.
T.
T. Row has been so impressed with your drip upgrade.
He's so easily impressed, just like all of you.
What are we easily impressed?
You don't shower for three years and you come with new hair and new clothes and we're proud of you.
You're proud of you like the hair.
Yeah.
The hair's cool.
You think the hair is part of the glow up?
Bro, yes.
Yeah.
You look like a whole new man right now.
It's like you're having a midlife crisis but you're doing it the right way.
Yeah, in the most fashionable, coolest way.
You think that me wearing Telitubby shoes and dyeing my fucking hair transplant blonde at 37, almost 38, you think that that that's,
That is a sign that things are going well in my life.
Yes.
You got a Supreme Hoodie.
Okay, sure.
I'm dressed up like a motherfucking Easter egg.
I mean, we're getting new buildings.
Look at, okay, look at it.
That's a good point.
We get in way more ads.
You have successful shows.
He starts getting money.
He's wearing fur coats.
He's wearing fucking, we don't want you to do all that.
I don't want to do that shit either.
But that's the New York equivalent.
If you wear a fur coat in here, I'm going to think that you killed a bunch of animals.
I made that.
They made it.
You might have killed.
bunch of animals regardless i don't know i'm just like i'm having fun with it but i also am
wondering like am i doing a little too much to like be a little too childish looking i'm just letting
you know that like you don't have to spend like 11 k no he had to like for your first time yeah you got
because it was him linda and it was parker that's i did i got lena a bunch of crap in that as well
no honestly i didn't realize that i didn't even think about it's like i was like i was very
impressed i was like damn my boy going crazy right because she's such a chief skit i just like
try to encourage her to like actually fucking spend some money sometimes.
You're a cheapskate too though, nigga, relax.
Yeah, but I mean, she just has been getting money for so long.
And then she'll be like, oh, I love this.
I want to get it.
Oh, $200.
I'm not getting it.
And I'm like, if you like it, if you actually like it, be real with yourself.
Think about how much money you have in the bank and spend the $200 on this thing.
Or I'll even buy it for it.
I buy yourself just because she's like scared to spend money sometimes.
Hey, scared money don't make no money.
Shout to T-Roe.
He bought four pairs of shoes.
I was also wearing four different shades of red.
I bought two pairs of shoes.
He looked like a melting.
House phone sold two pairs of shoes.
I was going to say, I sold two pair of high roller samples while I was there.
You sold them two cool kicks.
No, not to cool kicks.
It was like a guy.
A couple guys.
No, no, Jugman is the homie.
Shout out my nigga J 30.
But those were the homies that I went to high school with actually.
And they all wanted pairs and shit.
Pretty funny.
When they came in, a couple of the no jump people was looking like.
Yeah, they're looking like, oh, oh, it was pretty.
pretty funny how parker around such an environment bro that was that's my first time meeting parker
really so ad did his usual trick peekaboo peekaboo hey she was hitting the um the box with me
oh yeah she was staring at you just like honestly that was like one of the most precious moments
cool kid huh she's pretty she's just so cute like but dude i got to see her like do something
you got good vibes no literally you know you know you know the radar bro the
baby radar chill as baby vibes you got good bay bar what like radar for babies i don't know
god bay bar rename that something else probably that they'll be more like radar for babes
yeah yeah exactly baby dar baby dar so vibe darr i kind of got like two cameras point
on me like a bunch of people talking me it's like a whole circle and i look over because i'm hearing
fucking da, dot, dot, dot, and
Parker's in Leonard's arms, and
looking at me, she's just, da, dat,
da, that, like, so much
more forceful, because she wants,
she's like trying to get your attention. Normally,
she, like, pretty much gets to get my attention,
and now I'm over here talking to all these people at once,
and she's, like, not able to get it, and she's
getting way more animated with it
than I ever seen her. I was like, what the
fuck is going on? She's like,
nigger, get your ass over here. She did say
that, and I was like, Parker.
Parker.
OG suicide in the building.
Hey!
On track music.
I see the shirt.
I see the vibes.
On track music, yes, sir.
Hey.
But yeah, no, that was cool, like, seeing you out with the whole family and shit.
How do you feel about being a cool kicks op and they edited you out of the vlog?
You were upset about this.
I didn't even see it like the whole thing.
I watched the first couple minutes.
That's all right, man.
Whatever.
Like, the video was, the video for them was based on Adam and Linus.
So go crazy.
As long as I was into No Jumper vlog and not edited it out.
Shout out to my boy, Triv.
That's all that matters.
Anybody who's got some size 13 dunks, it has to be whatever the fuck they're called.
Tap in with me.
I'm trying to work on the collection.
Size 13.
Very rare.
I know there's people out there who have.
And size 12 for me.
Yeah.
And size 9 for house phone.
Fuck 12.
Hit my DMs.
I'm not very knowledgeable.
So if you want to try to fleece me out of my money, then you can probably do so.
I'm going to be checking in.
I don't know what I'm going to, I'm going to buy a copy of Beckett magazine or some
shit so I can figure out the appropriate price
of these things. Or you can just Google.
It was the baseball card
magazine when I was a kid that had the prices,
I'm sure, I assume it still is.
Like a Kelly Blue Book? That's for
cars, isn't it? Yeah, I was just saying, like that.
Yeah, but it's just like a magazine that people
would buy it. I used to read Wizard magazine as well,
which would have the prices of all the comic books
in the back. Really showing your age there, buddy.
We have no idea what we're talking about. Do you remember East Bay?
Yeah, okay, there we go. That's a straight
catalog. I'll be looking through that shit.
CCS? CCS for sure.
CCS had all the SBs back in the dance comp.
What is that?
The BMX catalog.
We used to get in the back.
I looked through that shit for hours and hours and hours.
Just looking at all the bike parts.
Yeah, just don't plin with yourself.
Huffy.
Off the CBD.
Yeah, I'll chew on a Vance gummy and just beat my meat real quick.
G.T. Huffy, Dino.
I'm off these Vance Gumbies.
All the fans love me.
Might make your bitch give me a gummy.
I'm looking at...
I'm looking at...
She loved me.
I'm looking at the bitch.
it was kind of bubbly.
You ever got a gummy?
No.
You ever thought about it?
From my old lady, yes.
Really?
Oh, I thought she meant like his dick couldn't get harder.
Like, no.
No, a gummy is like a real...
I thought you meant, have you ever gave
some gummy out?
It's got to feel good.
Like, you have a fucking girl's mouth and you're like,
holy shit, this is like the biggest mouth ever.
Like, she's such a big, amazing mouth.
But then think about there's teeth in there
that are like making her mouth less big.
you remove the teeth and you have
a way better dick sucking apparatus
Fy me one with an oxygen tank
Yo
Bro
You said find me where to oxygen
No, find me one with oxygen tank
I interviewed a girl
That's all what I want
I interviewed a girl who had a shit bag
That's terrible
Somebody popped her
She got rid of it but yeah
They shot her she had a colostomy
But are you joking?
No, she's hot
Why did she get shot?
I don't know if she was lacking or something
I don't know
Did she talk about it
Like on the episode?
Yes, we talked to all the
about it. I kind of want to know how she got shot. She didn't really go into details about why they
shot her. Why the fuck did you not ask any questions? She was lacking. It felt like she didn't want to
talk about the exact reasons that some of her former friends shot her. Oh yeah. She was up to some
illegal activities. I don't know. She was in the streets, quote unquote. But anyway, that interview is
dropping soon, but she shared with me the information about having a shit bag. It was kind of hard
for me to imagine like a beautiful woman like this having a shit bag. But shit goes down in Florida,
I guess. Speaking of interviews, did you like that girl? I sent in the
in the group chat.
I haven't looked at her too much yet,
although I do want to send a shout out to
Patreon.com slash no jumper
because there's an interview that AD and I did
with a girl named Harriet Sugar Cookie,
aka Harriet Tubgerl girl,
that was a great time.
I know AD had a blast with her.
He dumped some Doritos on her head,
which people really seem to enjoy.
A Dorito smoothie.
I had a blast with her.
She was so funny, so cool.
I felt like she controlled the whole interview.
She was so funny.
We love that energy.
I loved her.
And she's not me dump Doritos on her head.
What else is better than that?
She sounds like the funnest girl.
And she was trying to catch him too.
She was like,
she was getting naked.
We were seeing her.
Bobs.
She was getting naked.
We were seeing her boobs.
That's cool.
Patreon.
com slash no jumper if you want to spend the 10 bucks a month to watch all the old
episodes and the new ones.
One a week.
New woods every week, baby.
And pretty soon we're going to drop two or three in a week
because we have a bunch of episodes that we kind of want to get out
because we have filmed too many.
So we're going to be having a little.
big week soon where you get
three. We have a plethora of
hose on the counter.
And women even.
Anyway, speaking of women,
Rico Nasty is on
the Playboy Cardi tour.
She's opening up for him. I think
Ken Carson is performing below her
on the bill, I'm assuming. Maybe above
her. Maybe above her. I'm not 100% sure.
But we don't know.
She apparently has not been having a very good
time because she had a tweet that
said, anti-black.
black ass crowd weak ass little boys with blonde pubes ugh get me out of here now as a
person who has blonde hair and blonde pubs I'm a little offended but it says
this tweet came along with a barrage of others out of frustration where she
claimed that Cardi and Carson would spit on their fans and that she would refrain
from performing in protest how do you think about that wow playboy
Cardi spitting on his fans do you want to be spit on the hell no no no no no no no
No, no, no.
I wouldn't like that very much.
Maybe I reconsider.
Well, after all this Travis got shit, nigga, put me in the back anyway.
So, like, I don't want to be close enough to where you could spit on me anyway.
As far as I'm concerned, the types of fans who want to be in such an uncomfortable position
that they're all the way at the front of the stage for a Playboy Cardi show are probably the kind of people who want to get his vampire spit in their face.
Honestly, though, I could say that, like, from what I saw from the Cardi show after Astro Roald,
Fest and all that shit, it seemed very peaceful and very much more like put together.
One of my friends, one of my best friends was actually there.
He said like, you know, in the mosh pits and shit when people are falling, like they were all
helping each other up.
So it seemed like a lot more, the vamp community seems a lot more peaceful and ready to help
each other out.
You sort of like wonder if the whole like rager thing is going to become less popular as shows
now because I mean, Travis Scott, that's what's really crazy about is his whole career
He was celebrated for having a crazy live show, for his fans being the craziest and
Mosh pits and all this shit.
And now everything that he ever said about how crazy his shows were is basically being like
turned on him and used against him to say, look at this unhealthy, unsafe environment that he was creating.
He's been arrested so many times for like inciting or like inciting riots or whatever just for
like telling like his fans to like hop over barricades and shit like that.
But I don't think that.
he purposely
was trying to cause harm to anyone.
I think he was trying to show people a good time.
He was trying to encourage him to like kind of be free
and just like be a little wild or whatever.
I definitely don't think he meant to kill anybody.
I've been going to shows my whole life.
I don't think anybody ever died at a show that I've been to.
I've heard about it happening with mosh bits and stuff.
But maybe anal cut?
The average anal cut probably had a show
probably about 14 people there.
So I think the odds of you're getting trampler
probably very, very low.
But I'm glad you know about that.
I just want to just want to play anilcum for you and just have you listen.
I was saying the N-word.
Yeah.
I'm still not sure about that.
We got to find the Anil-Cum documentary.
Bro, I don't want to hear shit about Travis Scott when fucking G.G.
Allen was running around shitting on people.
But again, he was performance like 100 people.
Like most of those G.
G.G. Allen shows were like very, very small punk venues where they could be the craziest
moshing and shit, but nobody's going to get trampled.
Yeah, and like Travis Scott's performance.
Yeah.
I think this is going to like change the concert game forever.
Think so?
Yeah.
Forever.
Because now people are going to be a lot more conscious of how are we actually maintaining
these groups of people and what is our risk?
Like I will tell you I've been to a million hardcore metal shows in my life where there was
moshing and violence taking place in the crowd that especially now as an adult, I think about
it.
And I'm like, holy fuck.
Why would this venue ever allow?
their place of business
to be having this much violence going on.
It's just such a huge liability.
I think that in a lot of ways
the metal and hardcore punk world,
whatever, they've been very lucky over the years
that they haven't had a lot of deaths.
Eight, like, yo, if one person died...
Yeah, that's insane.
If one person died during this festival...
And 300 had to be hospitalized.
If one person died, you would have never heard about it.
We would have heard about the one tragedy person who died,
but it wouldn't be that big a deal
because it would seem like a chance thing.
When you have eight people died,
it's like, oh, no, obviously.
there's like real systematic problems
of how this show is handled
and it should never happen again like this
which is good that people are going to be thinking about that
honestly that's kind of like what they said too
like a lot of people told me the airport before 9-11
oh yeah like it was way different
oh yeah like TSA was invented
wasn't it after 9-11?
You could just go get on the plane with whatever
yeah okay sure about that one last question about the Travis
Scott thing do you think Astroward is done
completely as a festival yes or no
I think so
like yeah i mean it yeah you don't want to bring that back after that right like i mean it's a powerful
brand name but he might have yeah the whole brand name might be over huh how about this how do you come
back from this is my thing is maybe take it from the fucking like rinky dink like fairgrounds you put
that bitch in the actual houston astros stadium somewhere where they can handle that many people
they have that many uh like security they they're you
used to dealing with crowds that being.
That's probably the only way you'll be able to save it.
Yeah, but then still, like, don't you...
I just feel like the brand name itself
might, like, forever be just associated.
Like, think about the Fire Fest brand name.
The Fire Fest brand name's all fucked up
and nobody even died.
They just fucking...
A bunch of people had a bad time.
That was the first event.
It wasn't an ongoing thing.
Right.
I don't think they even tried to bring that back.
They were like, let's just...
No, I think they're bringing Fire Fest back.
But maybe in like an Irish...
ironic way, but you don't really get to do the ironic.
Ha ha.
Look how funny this is thing.
Yeah.
When, like, a bunch of people died, that's going to be tough.
Yeah.
At least, at least he, like, tried to release his statement and try to act like he gave
a fuck.
Some of these artists would have just went.
He got to do that.
Yeah, but some of these artists would have just went silent and, like.
If he went silent, people would be looking at him, like, the biggest fucking piece of
shit ever.
If he hadn't issued a statement already.
Oh, my God.
Yeah.
That would have been nuts.
Anyway, who was the Kanye interview?
I did.
I loved it.
That's hilarious.
I only made it through like the first hour.
I'm waiting for part two.
Yeah, me too.
Yeah, they're going to bring it back, huh?
Yeah, part two's coming out.
He made so many crazy points.
What makes him think you can just talk about Big Sean like that?
I understand why he's at it, though.
Why?
I mean, look, what did Big Sean do to him?
And you see the Big Sean tweet about how they had spent time together and Kanye didn't say anything like this?
And that was after he did the interview.
That to me made it seem like Kanye is a very, very fake.
and duplicitous and just not keeping it real with people around.
That was fucked up, but I think he was looking at it more like,
I changed your life.
And when the world was like jumping on me,
you joined in on me getting jumped.
Or did he?
How?
At least if you didn't jump in,
at least you didn't ride for me.
How did Big Sean do that to Kanye?
Well, he was saying that, like,
he's saying Big Sean and John Legend were like rolling with the Democrats
and it basically was over politics.
If Kanye is going to hold it against John Legend,
and Big Sean that they voted and campaigned for a candidate who had an actual chance of winning the election.
I don't think, I don't think that they were campaigning for him.
I think, I think he was saying, I think Big Sean was saying like, like,
Ye was tripping when he was going on, like, the mega campaign and shit like that.
I think it was something like that.
I mean, that seems like a pretty safe thing to say.
Kanye was tripping when he was doing the whole MAGA thing for sure.
And he's like, I changed your life.
I met your mom.
I know your family and you like, yeah.
Because he said push your teeth didn't fuck with what he was doing.
Right.
And he adored somebody else, but he kept it silent.
That says a lot about Kanye and what he expects from the people around him.
They basically expects you to just keep your fucking mouth shut and just let him do the stupidest shit imaginable.
Because let me tell you, guys, if I decided I wanted to run for president, I would like to know that I would have people in my life like you guys, hopefully, who would let me know, Adam, this is a stupid idea.
You don't need to run a president.
You should do something else.
That would be really nice of you.
But if you did it, I wouldn't sit there and say Adam's a dicky to run of a president.
But I would like, I would appreciate if you would.
keep it real for me. I would keep it real with you. I want publicly put you out there.
Okay, fair enough. But don't you think, okay, if I decided I want to be a rapper
tomorrow, I'm going to tell you, I think it's a dumb idea, but I'm still going to support you.
But are you supposed to like actually, like, go out on a limb for me and like act like you really
think I have a chance to be in a popular rapper and stuff? Like, I feel like publicly,
yeah, at a certain point, you got to keep it real. And I'm not going to hold that against
anybody for being honest about me wasting my time. But like, you know, right or wrong, if you're
doing something, right? I mean, if you're doing
something that you're passionate about,
I'm gonna support you if I don't like it or not.
I may say, hey, I don't like this song, I don't like what you
doing, but I support you because you're my homeboy.
Because if it was reverse, I would
want you to do the same, even if you didn't like it or not.
That's just how I wrote. I don't know how everybody else.
Have you ever told anybody that they should stop rapping?
I haven't told that they should stop rapping, but I
was like, you know what? This song,
I don't fuck with this song and I think you need a lot
more work. Because
the way the world is now,
you can literally drop something to
tomorrow go viral and then you're just bigger than everybody.
So there's a chance and even if it's a small chance that everybody can make it in some type of way.
Exactly.
That's why y'all should go support my new music video that just dropped the other day.
Yes, you should.
No, y'all, as my friend, y'all said.
Oh, no, I posted it too.
I didn't.
I didn't do that.
But I'd like to do that.
I posted it.
I'll send it to you.
Support the housephone rap career.
Yes, sir.
Houseone is actually a good artist.
When are you guys going to make a song together?
We did.
we have when what studio
what was this I think we talked about yeah yeah
yeah yeah I was gonna say yeah we gotta go back to the studio
we gotta get box logo Adam in the studio spit a couple bars
Pokey stop Adam
Pokeystop
80s he's posted up on some Pokedysops at a studio
I'm looking for a Pokeds a Pokeds a lot the main thing that I like about it
I'm thinking about quitting Pokemon Go would you guys support finally I'll be very happy
yeah please just let it rest kind of dead it's almost like
It's been dead.
It's almost like Yeri's Pokemon pants.
Like, just give it a rest.
It's been five and a half years.
Play it on Nintendo Switch like a real human being.
Pogo's so much better.
I can't believe.
I did like 15 Verizian raids last night trying to get a shiny, didn't get it.
I'm like, what the fuck am I doing?
Like, just sit at the crib and play it on the game.
I don't want it.
Like, what's the end result of that game?
Yeah.
You get a hell of shinies.
I mean, there's no.
See, like, that's how they get you because there's no end result.
You just keep walking around.
Exactly.
Like a mind-controlled zombie.
Five years.
But there's games, right?
There's like, okay, I play a game called Plans versus Zombies on my phone.
Love that game.
There's an ending of it, though.
And they may add different levels, but the core of it is there.
Like, it don't keep going on.
How much money you spend on that game?
This shit ain't got no.
Plans versus zombies?
None.
But never.
No, but there was a Walking Dead game that I spent like $800 on.
What?
How long did you play for?
At once?
A couple of months, bro.
At once.
Bro, it's like you couldn't advance unless you paid something, bro.
I hate that.
Fuck that.
And I was pissed at how much money I spent on that.
Fortnite was the worst that I've ever spent.
I spent like five grand on Fortnite.
Five grand?
Yeah, bro.
So you just have hell of outfits in there.
I, bro, I have.
I was going to Best Buy every week to get a $100 card.
You can't just do it over the computer.
You can, but, you know.
Pay in the ass.
You know, I had, you know, a little discounty.
You know, I'm just saying.
I forget you're like a scam guy.
I'm not a scam.
No, but you scam like all the cable channels and shit, right?
I used to do that.
At AT&T.
Nope, nigga.
Pull up to his crib.
Nope,
nope, nigga.
You want some Ami and a Hellcat shit?
Nigger, I got, I got Netflix.
Did you have the Ammy and the Hellcat service?
I got Netflix, Hulu, Peacock, Pekok, Perman, Plus, stars.
If he made $100 million, at least some of it had to come from you.
Or someone.
I used to do that.
Will anyone in the chat admit that they have paid Ami and a Hellcat for his cable TV service?
No, but I used to have a jailbroken firestick.
Yeah.
Pause.
Yeah.
And it's like the way it is now is like the timing for one and two is like I don't want to
have to go through all of this and keep updating this fire stick just to watch a
movie that's on demand.
Like COVID made everything on demand anyway.
10 bucks a month for Netflix.
It's like, listen, I know how to download everything that I want to watch for free from
Pirate Day and shit.
But if I can pay 10 bucks a month, I got my TV, Netflix app.
I can scroll through it.
watch what the fuck I want i mean this is just such a great user experience i'll gladly pay for it and
all the apps now have a deal with like movie companies and stuff too so most of the movies you get like
the ones i want to see in theaters i'll go see in theaters but if i don't want to see in theaters it's coming on
the app and i got paramount plus and peacock and spinole max and all that so i have all of those services
it seems like this is about the same amount as cable but i rather use that and not having like with the
The fire stick, you got to keep updating the shit.
And the apps, like, they stop working after a while.
And it's like, you have to redo your whole shit after a while.
It's like, it's not worth it to save $100.
I got to update my bitch sometime because she stopped working.
Wow.
Update her head.
Didn't you make a joke like that to Lennon?
I told you.
Did I say it on a podcast?
I don't know repeat it if I already said on podcast.
No, no, no.
You said in the group chat.
I said you need to switch her head up.
She said, you need to, she's talking about my electric toothbrush.
She said, you need to switch your head up.
She iced you at Cool King's stuff.
She rusted your shit.
And I am calling me stinky.
I'm just saying she's very upset that you were sharing that you didn't shower like that.
She's the only person in my life who has to deal with the negative ramifications of sleeping with me after I haven't shower for three days because she has a dirty-ass dick in her.
Which I understand.
That's pretty fucked up.
Well, she said it was long in three days.
I've had some long weekends.
You know, that's why I resent that you guys.
make this into like me coming into work dirty i shower immediately before i come to the office and get
on camera every single day i feel like now because it's like always yeah i think you subconsciously like
i have a ritual every something you embarrassed about every single day wake up and work out eat breakfast
shower now shower no it's always a shower the shower the shower step is always wake up eat breakfast
go to the gym go to the gym and then drive to the office roll around in the mud go home
This is drive.
Go back to the gym.
Have six.
No,
but the weekends is definitely
where I could not shower
for a couple of days.
But then I got a style
in my eye and I got paranoid.
Yeah,
you know that that came
from that nasty-ass skin of yours.
You know,
Pig pen from Charlie Brown?
Who's picked?
Oh,
the kid who walks around.
The dust lines.
That's who I relate to.
Yeah.
That's my gender.
Like,
now you can't be dusty
because if you wear
this same hoodie nine times in a row
like that shit going to turn
like a dark.
And you do look cleaner.
Oh, like.
Yeah,
You literally look.
Because you're retarded
and you just see a nice hoodie
like an expensive streetwear hoodie
you're like, he's clean.
It is looking back.
I don't know because Pensacola was like
the worst of the worst, bro.
We was gone for like four days
and you wore the hoodie.
Like when I seen what he packed,
mind you, I got like four outfits.
Everybody got four outfits.
Snigga had one outfit in a book, bro.
And I'm like this nigga is great.
I had like two outfits.
I had like a change of hoodie.
I didn't see nothing to brush his teeth.
No travel lotions.
I keep a toiletry bag
full of all my fucking stuff that I need
on the road in the bathroom.
You just take a toothbrush and throw it in your bag
and set the bottom of your backpack.
No, nigga.
You're lying.
You squeeze a bunch of Trident
into the bottom of your bag
and just dip your toothbrush in.
If I bring my toiletry bag,
it's stacked.
I even try to steal,
well, not steal.
I try to bring a razor
to the airport.
They wouldn't let the hijacker.
They're not fucking with you on that one.
We don't need to fucking.
to bring my straight razor man what was the guy's name mohammed or whatever the fucking 9-11 hacker
or hijacker i don't know you know that nigger that i don't fuck with him personally
no that was the funny you snowed when we were interviewing the lebanese girl and she won't i said
have you ever slept with anyone that you thought was involved with organized terrorism and she shows me a picture
of just this random ass muslim dude and goes look at this and i go yeah i'm like okay like whatever
you say i don't i don't know that that's what
a terrorist looks like what if you say so i'm like is he a terrorist just because he just looks like
like that it felt like she was saying that about her own people basically yeah yeah what she was implying
it's better that you're racist than we are racist so yeah so uh don't imply around don't imply about my
muslin brothers all right do we have any muslim yeah who a bunch of them freeway my big chief
homies is muslim are they exactly i know that well shout out to my boys well shout to mj and big
chief what about champagne packy he's muslim too is he yeah shout to a deal cool kids we should pull up to the moths for the
I don't think that's funny.
They wouldn't let us hang out?
No.
You'll have to shower.
When you respond like that.
Yeah, you would definitely got to shower before.
I would never disrespect the prophet with my stink lines coming off me on the mops.
And let me see this.
Now did you see that girl was twerking and she stank like that from probably not showering?
That's like being around me.
No, no.
I'm not saying you that.
It could be.
But did that make you appreciate showering more?
Because I know you was probably like, she didn't wash her fucking vagina.
No matter.
How long I don't shower for it.
There's no way that it's going to smell.
like that girl's a vagina.
I'm pretty sure your ass at one time
smells like that for not showering.
No, sir.
That's not what Lenna said.
You're wondering why I took my headphones off?
Because I want to take this hoodie off before he smoked
because I felt like I'm going to get a little heated up, you know?
And it's like, it's an expensive Supreme Woody.
I wore it in and then realized, oh, I have to take the $800 sticker off it.
Yeah, this thing really cares about the drip now.
Like old Adam would have just fucking sparked up a blunt, not even give it fuck.
I don't give a fuck.
I bought it just to dog it out house farm.
And what about the sty?
Why isn't it gone yet?
It's mostly gone because it emptied out twice and I think it has to go one more time.
I don't know.
I have to go to the fucking doctor on like Tuesday or some shit.
By empty out, you had to like stab yourself in the eye and let it drip out.
The white goop in my fucking eye came out two different times.
Next time I get one of these sides, I have to figure out how to make it not take a month to go away.
I mean, it's called exfoliate.
What does that word mean?
I've never thought about that.
I know you've never done it before.
What is exfoliated?
I mean, you get all the dead skin off of your face.
I don't do that.
I don't do that.
Well, that's why your fucking eye is...
I wash my body and my face with a green bar of soap.
That green bar is trash.
Irish Spring.
Exactly.
Iris Spring is terrible.
Think about all the ass juice you got on this bar of soap
and you put it right in your eye.
No, I put it on my face before my ass,
and I'm pretty sure we went over this very recently as well.
And all the porn you do with that green bar?
So you're wiping other people's private areas with this green bar.
Do you think that I'm, like, cleaning people?
people's vaginas on set of the...
I like to think so.
What you need?
You got to come sometime.
All money in.
Actually, never mind.
Yeah, I was what to say.
What you mean?
You're clicking all money in?
No, I'm just saying.
Like, you said Lina doesn't want to spend like that, so maybe I don't want to have to
pay the fucking sex cleaner.
Adam does it?
We don't have a sex cleaner.
We clean it ourselves.
That's what I...
With the green bar of soap!
So you're picturing me taking a shower and then bringing the same bar of soap.
I picture you doing this.
You got one bar.
You got one green bar that's like half and half right now.
And you've got three bitches on the ground.
And you're just like this.
Stick it in their asshole.
You feel me?
Washing their pussy.
And then you just put it back on there.
And you go to shower and you just go right to your eye.
And you rub that motherfucker with no rag either.
Just your hands.
With no rag.
Like, just straight, raw.
That's how you roll, man.
That's my homie.
Who is this guy?
Just ride.
Where do we find him?
In Compton, as you would say.
good point
I'm fucking weak
man I think I popped one of these vans
gummies or something
I thought you were going to see you pop the perk
and I'm like I'm gonna get you
I'm gonna get you the exfoliating sponge
and some product
I would love to know more about your skincare routine
this is nice you know what I'm saying
do you have like one of those like charcoal mask
I don't have a charcoal mask
but I have like
you for show need that
you need some type of mask
don't call me charcoal face
I have like this this thing
Hi
Hi
Man he had the funniest tweet the other day
He said every girl bisexual
Until my girl pull a pussy
Yeah I was like what does he mean by that
I'm like what the fuck
What a quote?
Like what does he mean by that
Like these bitches acting like
Are they scary?
Yeah like they're acting like they with the shit
Or is this pussy just like the ultimate pussy
Sometimes you'll have a three-some other girl
And then you realize she and trying to eat pussy
And then your girl feel kind of like
Like I thought she was a eater
As they seen
I was looking for her eater.
Yeah, she ain't
to eat her
then we ain't trying to greet her.
Hey,
pot Lord,
stay away from
Ivispring green bars
and so please.
Yeah,
please.
Oh,
that really's hard.
Hey,
yeah,
don't be trying to sign my nigga.
Maybe I will keep
playing Pokemon Go.
Hey,
hey,
don't be trying to sign my nigga and his girl
to fucking no,
and wait a number,
no jumber porn records.
I had a good idea.
I don't know if house phone wants me to say this.
Uh-oh.
So I'll,
no,
for real.
No,
I was talking to,
no,
I was talking to housephone.
you know, I'm giving one of my big bro pep talks to him and shit.
You do that every time you see him, huh?
Yeah, so I want my want to succeed.
Yeah, yeah, exactly.
So I convinced him to have his own podcast on No Jumper and take it serious, and he said,
hey, who should I do it with?
And I said, you already got Pot Lord and maybe Blasey to do a fucking show.
Let's try it out.
And I said, if you need me to be in a motherfucker, sub-being, do whatever, I support you,
and I'll help you bring that shit off the ground too.
Why are you trying to shug-night every podcast on this network?
I'm not shugnight.
He's just going to show up with a pit bull and fucking sick it on you if you say anything bad.
No, I just said that if he needed my help, then I would help him if he didn't.
I know your intentions, though.
You're trying to shugnight the situation.
How was my intentions that?
I told him to do it with Pot Lord and Blasey.
And if he can get them for a show or something, I'll come sub in, man.
This nigga, pot Lord don't be doing shit.
So this nigga for a show better come do it with me every week.
I'm coming on at the end of the day on the 24th.
Then we're going to the club after for my birthday.
Oh, let's go.
Let's go.
I'm here.
A celebration of Adam.
A celebration.
Let's do it.
Bro, we haven't went out for your birthday in like three years, two years.
It's been a long time.
We used to fucking rage out, though, man.
It's been a long.
But what you think about a Thursday show for Housephone?
And I think the fans will love that.
Let's turn up.
We can spare an hour.
What, is there any?
Okay, what days are free as of now?
Every day besides Tuesday and Wednesday.
But we have some different programming that we're planning on starting and stuff.
So we're planning on in the near future.
having it be like multiple
live streams or
podcast throughout the course of the moment.
I got somebody else for one of the secret ones
we talk about.
Let's turn up.
Perfect.
I talked to them earlier.
Perfect.
Shout to Dr. Black.
Yes, shout out Dr. Black.
So we'll come up with a name,
like little concept, whatever,
and then let's run a pilot episode.
Podlor right there.
Do you think Blasey be down to?
I think we should bring, I think, one girl.
Okay, one girl.
Just to balance it out a little bit.
We two bro it up on here.
I mean, that's all.
It's nothing wrong of being brought up, but we need to be hooded up.
One of the hardest things when you're picking your podcast cast is that you kind of have to like look at all your friends objectively and think this guy that I really have love for and I love hanging out with them and his friendship means the world to me sucks on camera and I have to never have him on camera.
You know, it's like sometimes like not to say that that would be the case for any of these guys.
Sometimes like if you just do a podcast and you just do it with your homies, maybe it'll be.
be great.
See, there's a very good chance
that it's not.
We did that when you was gone.
Did you watch it?
Probably not.
Probably not.
Always.
I did watch that one.
Did you like it?
That was a little less focused
than I would have liked.
No, yeah, that's a fact.
But that was also.
But to me, it was kind of a cross of at the end of the day
and the No Jumper show.
It was interesting.
I'm always open to, like, trying people out,
just sort of seeing how they flow, you know?
Of course, you're trying to try people out and get that flow going, huh?
Yeah.
But yeah, no, I've done a lot of on-camera things with him before pause.
Yeah.
and I think
me and him are a good duo
oh Josh is scary
if there's any women out there
with smelly vaginas
I just want to make it clear
I don't I'm not an anti-smelly vagina
person or anything I understand
every girl has their own aroma
I just feel like the bare minimum
I'm asking is that if you are going to be
twerking in my vicinity
that I don't want to smell your vagina
if somebody
if I can say somebody stinky something is bad
I can smell your vagina
and you're fully clothed
we have an issue
respect
the triangle pause
house one's getting high
we were smoking big dope in that building too
let's just make that that that was dope yeah I know
I love that like everybody was just smoking weed
everywhere it started out like nobody
was smoking at them by the end of it everywhere it was gone
I remember when I first like walked into
CombexCon I was like somebody smoking a blur right here by their booth
the next thing I know I turned the corner everybody
was smoking blunts yeah who's the most surprising
person you saw there
Celebrity or otherwise like gunner
fucking walking through her shit was pretty lit yeah
Who else?
I left by that time.
I could see King's
King Slime.
Oh no, Thugs King Slime.
Who?
Scheme was there.
Scheme was there.
Offsite stopped by.
Did you mean like in the whole festival or just in our?
Just not anybody like, oh, Yuri saw a little B.
No.
That's who I wanted to see.
He said he ran up on him with a mask.
Nobody could tell it was a little B.
And he's like, Yuri, Yuri, yelling at him.
No way.
Isn't that crazy?
Was this on Sunday or Saturday?
But then again, Yuri don't know.
he thinks a lot of black people look like
too.
It might have not been a little B.
So it probably was somebody
angry trying to holl at
at Riley and he said it was a little B
could have just been anyone.
Could have been Pot Lord.
Could have been Welvin.
It literally could have been anybody now
that you thought about it.
You guys said that T. Rell should fight Welfth.
Hey,
T.R.L. dunked with one arm.
He did.
What about Welvin and Vell
kicking it on the street?
trip in Vegas.
Well,
well and
they were.
Well and they're
pretty sure
that yeah
like
Velt's on
Whaleville
that's a
great show idea
honestly
Will and Vellon
well and Vellon
Lowellvin
Lowellvin
Got him
The Whale and Vail
The Whel and Vail show
was fired
Oh
Yo
you guys stood
through that whole
fucking medical check
line
Hell no
I mean
Did we
Manist to not go through it
Oh yeah
Yeah because when I went
The next day
A super long line
Yeah
for the medical checks
vaccinated guys yeah exactly when I went the next day though you could like all we had to do
is go to the VIP one Los Angeles Police Department at them I don't believe in snitching
Josh should be the only one Josh should be the only one that controls the soundboard I vote it
nobody had a mask in there besides yeah I see I see Josh with no mask with no mask and then I see
somebody put him on his story and then
I see Josh on a mask like five minutes later I'm like
oh yeah his girl hit him
she ain't feeling out oh
I thought you meant like fucking complex
he owed out of him or something
you know who we know who wears a pants
in the house now hey
they both wear pants but
when you're in that environment
it definitely felt like oh yeah I'm getting COVID
in here like if I'm gonna COVID in here
this is what he said in the line he said AD
you're not afraid of getting COVID
while these people I said no nigga I was
traveling. I don't know what a blaze the whole time.
You were the greatest case
for COVID not being real.
Yeah.
Your existence makes it hard to believe that COVID exists
because you've done everything wrong
and haven't got it.
Bro, we shook so many hands.
It didn't even matter, bro.
But it just, you know.
Yeah.
You probably denied like thousands of pictures.
No.
No, I didn't deny any pictures.
I took every fucking photo.
Besides, like when we're walking to a specific location,
oh, no, I'll stop.
That's when I kind of tell people, like,
walk with me. Like I'll take the picture when we get to this booth because sometimes it's like I
just need to get somewhere and I can't stop to take everything. Bro, do you know how many times
I'm like, all right, all right, we'll be right there. Let's go. Me and AD on the way there.
Completely. That shit was overwhelming though. Yeah. Honestly, I was burnt out by the end of that
that shit. I don't know if it's like an ego thing or something, but like it made me feel good
that that many people even gave a fuck about. It reaffirms that all the attention that you get
online is not just a fake thing that only exists in your head.
Because you know, sometimes, like, just doing the internet stuff,
yeah, I'm like, I'll go to the mall and I'll be like, oh, fuck, right.
Like, they know me in real life too.
That was way crazier than any mall or anything I ever been to.
Yeah, because it's so concentrated of your tribe of people that actually like the shit that you like, you know?
Like, it's like people coming up to me, like, I've been watching you since 2015 and like seeing where you are now.
I'm like, damn, like this was, that shit was tight.
Bro, it'd be random people down, but like, you watch us?
You watch us?
Yeah, right.
No, right?
Doesn't it make you freak out.
I've seen this big ass mountains, Yeti looking like security guard.
Yes.
And I'm saying.
Yeti is your new word.
Bro.
New project, Yeti coming soon.
But I'm walking.
I'm walking in this place and he's staring at me and I'm staring back to him.
He's like, hey, you be filming with that Adam nigga, huh?
And I was like, yeah, he's like, yeah, I just watched that shit.
I'm just like, what?
You watch us?
It's crazy.
But we bring so many people together.
Yeah, honestly, I love it.
But, Coblins.
was a lot of a we take the that was a lot shout out to everybody that stopped me and ad took
your pictures shout out to everybody that i met on sunday yeah uh me and trevor going around
trolling people i would like to think that this podcast this channel brings together the pimply
face 17 year old rap dorks and the 39 year old large intimidating gangster ass fools all together
at once steak which set you close
in the chat. In harmony
all together. In harmony.
Beautiful. And yetis.
And with some yetis involved.
Or what about the giants from Game of Thrones?
Nah, we don't fuck with the Giants
at the Wall, the North Wall? I ain't gonna lie.
The one giant, he went out like a G too.
I love the Giants. I just made that show
so much better. What about the San Francisco
Giants? They've ever heard of some sort of sports team?
I don't know. Are you happy for
the Game of Thrones prequel?
even though they fucked up
the fucking ending up Game of Thrones
I will give it a very good shot
even though like
you know breaking bad is like my favorite show ever
Yeah that's one of Marksson
And I watched one episode of Better Call Saul
and didn't really get into it
I heard it was amazing
Better Call Saul is fire
I should watch it
You gotta let it build up I feel like
You gotta let it build up for sure
Like plaque on your teeth
Did you see the soprano movie
I haven't seen it yet
But I want to see it
No
Okay
Oh you know it sucks
I want to watch BMF
I want to watch it too
I bought stars just to watch BMF
It would be great if we could all watch it
Oh, I think it's stars.
Well, I'll give you my password for stars.
Ah, sneaky, yeah.
Yeah.
Maybe I could just support stars.
It gives 50 some money.
I want to see that and raising canons.
51.
I like tag 50 on Instagram so many times trying to get an interview.
Won't respond.
Please somebody give me a 50 cent interview.
I know the person who's going to make it happen.
He's watching right now.
And I talked to Tony Yeo.
Apparently he doesn't really have the polls.
He's so seductive dancing on me.
I mean, he's making like movies and stuff.
Tony Yeo?
Not to my 50.
Like, when's the last.
time you seen like a 50 interview I mean he only does the big dogs I don't
think he's necessarily trying to embrace the new generation of podcasts we the
big dogs too yeah what you should run down on the G unit complex and tell him
hey no it's no jumper and it's other things so let's go I want no far sorry I'm
sorry fafty moment you don't remember that fifty wait so during the period of time
that we thought Joe Budden was bisexual did you slide in his DMs who you talking
who are you looking to house phone mostly but you too well like first
of all we don't even know who you're talking to with these goddamn glasses on take that
shit off yeah that's worse than biskus i could see you trying to fuck joe button you got me
fucked up please slap this niggum but trying to play you like that's too far away like
not but i feel like we all knew that like he was just trolling or something i don't know
i thought so at least that's what i thought i was hyped to have a gay friend who joe but you
and joe button are homies like that well i mean not enough to tell each other about
our sexuality. Yeah, obviously, you didn't know nothing about it.
But I feel like I should know.
Why should you know?
I just feel like what Joe Button does in the bedroom is kind of my business.
Because you're going to go on your channel with 4 million subscribers now.
We just hit 4 million.
I forgot to celebrate that.
He was going to gift them a green, Irish Spring Bar.
This one gets a job done for me.
Shout to Rory.
Shout out of the mall.
Academics are going to be like, fucking Adam.
Can we put it out there into the universe?
Would you guys like to pod with them?
Yeah.
Would that be cool?
You know what was dope?
All five, dude.
What?
Three of us, two of them.
Hey, what was dope was?
I went to the first time ever.
I went to the podcast app on my phone.
Okay.
To look up the shit show because it's only audio right now.
Right.
And then I was like, let me see where the fuck we are at.
And I clicked on music and I didn't know we was like top 10 for all music podcasts.
Are we seriously?
Yeah.
We're asleep.
I have no idea.
I never look at that shit.
Me either.
And I think.
Number one was...
Go write a review.
Yeah.
Number one was Drink Champs.
I think after it was Joe Budden.
And then Rorya Moore was next to Joe Button.
I thought that was dope as fuck.
That's cool.
Then it was some white guy and it was us.
Now academics wasn't in the side done?
We got to beat that.
Academic shit is only on Spotify.
Oh, you're right.
Never by.
Yeah.
We got to beat that some white guy.
Yeah, bro.
One white guy.
That's what I was thinking.
I thought I was the only one.
No, I'm going to show you this name.
Yeah, we got to beat him, whoever it is.
It's in the podcast.
Interesting.
I don't want to say his name wrong.
Did you see Vlad is interviewing a big worm?
That was funny.
It took, I watched the first episode and didn't get that he was, it was a joke.
Respect.
I'm like, this guy's really like this.
I'm like, he's really eating sesame seeds like this or sunflower seeds in the interview like this.
It took me a little bit to get it.
Oh, no, that's on Spotify.
Honestly, I stopped watching it once I got it.
Oh, yeah.
It says Spotify.
here too so the renegades higher ground as a show the i heart radio the bobby bone show
shout out to a million dollars worth the game oh yeah we're right there those my guys man um exactly
the white guy we're talking about is the waiting for impact exactly right who the fuck is that
a dave holmes passion project and then it's and then it's no jumper we're right there wow that's
crazy yeah we don't push that at all that side of it and when you break it down to just
hip-hop?
Yeah, we probably.
I only think about the podcast app, or like, for other podcasts, I listen to political
podcast on there for the most part.
I listen to fucking New York Times shit and Barry Weiss.
You put me on Barry Weiss.
You fuck with her?
She's coming in soon.
Huh?
Don't tell me about it.
I mean, I don't listen like that, but I listen to one time.
I like that.
I'm helping you guys wade into the world of like news and politics.
You're not doing it.
I kind of like listening to podcast now while I'm driving this shit.
I was going to expand your mind.
I am so over just listening to the same mindless music.
I have to just fucking drive home either in silence, either in silence or with a podcast.
It's two such different mentalities.
Like every time I get in the car, I have to decide, do I want to listen to a podcast and educate myself?
Do I want to listen to music and just feel something?
Or do I want to sit here in silence and let my brain work?
Because a lot of times I'll sit down, think, oh, I got to listen to this podcast.
It just came out.
I always listen to this podcast, but my brain is going so crazy thinking about an idea or content or whatever that I'm way better off just sitting in silence because I get really good thinking done in the whip.
Yeah.
When I'm by myself, I like to listen to like audio books and stuff.
But there's people in the car and music for sure.
Oh, yeah, but like even after I was leaving ComplexCon, like we've been hearing music all fucking day.
And I'm like, I'm in the car with these two girls, though, and I'm like, if I started playing like some fucking weird, like fashion dimmics, like YouTube video or something.
and they're going to be like,
the fuck are you?
Oh,
yeah,
I would never play a podcast
around any of my friends.
You know,
like,
even though I won't want to
so bad
and I would never do it
because I just don't want to seem old
and why would anyone want to listen to that?
And when you're with your friend,
you kind of want to be able to talk.
If I'm listening to a podcast
and you start talking,
I'm going to grab my phone
and fucking pause the podcast.
Yeah.
Do you think potting has fucked up
your interaction
with just people in general?
Like how you talk
and like how you interact with people
and socialize?
You know how I was thinking about that
is like,
fucking in the vlog like crooked eye comes up to us at the battle rap event and we're already filming
so i just immediately snap into hey yo crooked i'm doing my guy on camera personality and not like
just hey crooked how you doing bro like and then i do that whole thing on camera talking to him
and stuff and then like that's the end of the conversation and i'm like that was that is kind of
weird like i didn't like relate to him as like human i just immediately treated them like content and that's
kind of weird but wouldn't you rather have like took that second to like get that content
than to like just not have anything it's cool but it's also like that's a person i just fuck with
on like a human level and that is kind of weird when you see somebody you haven't seen in a few
years and you do the on camera thing and you don't necessarily like talk to him like a real
person because i would like to just no human i would like to treat crooked eye like a friend and
not like a content lick i was gonna but i was gonna say why not like give him that same type of
I should have, but by the time we finished the vlog thing, he had kind of walked away and was back with his friend or whatever.
And that was sort of like, oh, the conversation sort of ended there.
And it would be kind of weird to, like, end the on-camera thing and then talk to him like a human.
You should probably talk to him like a human and then do the on camera thing.
I want to talk to him like a human on camera.
No, but like, that's true.
But I just take on a little bit different personality because I'm trying to think of like, what do I want to ask him about this event and what he has going on that will be good content, which is maybe different than like,
real conversation would be like,
how's the kids?
How's everything?
You're still staying out here,
right,
right,
you know,
you can still be like,
how do you feel about the show?
Ah,
and like make it still more natural.
Yeah.
You know?
But this conversation right now
is a little different
than if we were just sitting here
having this conversation
without mics because you're always thinking
of them being
the other person that's in the conversation.
You're always kind of thinking like,
you know,
I'm not going to start talking a house phone
about some shit that only me and him get,
which we would totally do
if we're just sitting here,
you know?
Exactly.
And I think that's why you get along with like random people who just like come up here and shit like that because you don't know nothing about them and your mind doesn't go to like I want to interview that person.
That makes sense though.
That's what fucked up dating from me back in the day before I got into a relationship as I started to become a podcast.
All of a sudden I'm thinking about interesting conversation all the time figuring out how to make people interesting.
Then you go hang out with a girl and you realize, oh, there's nothing I can do to her interesting.
And see, this sucks.
I think that fucks up my life now, too, because I'm so used to the pod shit now.
When you listen to people really articulate themselves, it'd be like...
You can tell, like, now you can tell that you're like, damn, like, you can't even hold a conversation.
Yeah, you can't hold a conversation at all.
Or, you know what I notice all the time when I'm hanging out with random people, in particular, like, family members, like, old people and shit?
I realize that they just talk and they don't listen at all.
So it's like they're like the worst person to have an actual real conversation with.
And it just makes me shut down.
I don't want to say anything about myself because I know you're just going to respond and say something about yourself, which is like...
You're not even listening at this point.
I'm just wasting my breath, you know?
Which is weird, too, because it's like I kind of like objectively do a lot of like really interesting things.
And then like sometimes I'll be talking to like a family member and they'll just be talking about like working at the grocery store in such insane depth.
And I'll just be like, I need to be more like you.
You're so comfortable telling me about your shit even though it's not interesting.
Like that's a great skill to have to just like
Feel like your life is interesting enough that you can just make conversation about it even though it's not like
That's actually like it's a good skill
I feel like I'm very conscious of that though because I'm be trying to
Like like you want to come off humble and act like you're not cooler than everybody
You know whatever to fuck exactly and that's why you don't want to be like yeah I fucking
What do you do? Oh, I interview rappers
It's like it sounds like a brag automatically
And I get paid to have threesomes.
And I use a green bar soap to wash my ass.
Then I wash my face with it.
And I get styes.
I got this little thing.
I got this thing in my eye.
Hanging out now.
It pusses up every two weeks.
And I pop in.
I get styes.
Imagine me.
Some little bit out of that.
You're like, fuck COVID.
I don't want that on my eye.
And he's like, he's like, yeah, I went to this story.
You know, I dropped like 11K on a bunch of like hoodies and shit.
Some shit that I don't know anything about.
Some shit that I don't know nothing about.
I just did it to fuck with this dude house for.
phone. He's a ketamine guy.
My work, you know.
They're just like, they're like, huh? What's ketamine?
Everybody who said anything about what?
This is ketamine.
That's like the guy. That's what that
nigga did at, Nerman.
How do you get a syringe in there? Jesus Christ.
Because they broke through the barrier.
I know. But where are you saying, though?
Every single person who came up to me saying anything
about my fit at Combescon, I just said,
I don't know anything about this. I'm just doing it to fuck with
house phone.
Every single person I told them.
Just like me saying I know.
I didn't even listen to a whole lot of rip.
Bro.
But you still haven't said anything about the album to suggest.
You haven't said anything to suggest you've actually listened to it.
No, no, no, no.
I'm snitching.
He told me in the car that he actually listened to it, that he just likes fucking with you.
You were about to light him on fire.
Not very cool.
Bro, when he said that, I was like, mind-blown.
Like, no.
Okay, give me a thought, a observation about the album.
It was way different than his older albums, which I really enjoy.
Oh, he really listened?
That's not.
That doesn't say anything.
But I just know.
I have, I show house phone on my phone.
Did you like it?
Did I like it?
It wasn't for me.
But I can see the crowd that he has.
Yeah.
It's perfect for them.
Yeah.
Because me personally, even like my brother, he likes a tired of creators, older albums.
Yeah.
Me personally, I love a scum fuck flower boy and Igor.
You feel me?
And those are like the least favorite that he likes.
But for him, his crowd, I understand.
So Playboy Cardi, a whole lot of red is catered to that.
But he has some bangers on there that are catered to everybody.
Have you seen the videos of the fucking live shows?
It looks so.
Yeah, it looked crazy.
And like not in like a dying way crazy.
And then too, like I think Playboy Cardi is, now you have to say that.
Yeah.
For real.
Not as in like a mass casualty event, but it was a good show.
Yeah, like it was a great show.
No one died, but it was a good show.
I think now that he makes music for these type of shows and it makes more sense with his music.
Dude, he even like edits the songs like a little bit where it's like a live orchestra.
or some shit, like it sounds like.
He spits on his fans. And then it
leads into like the actual
song. Hockalugi on a girl.
Hey, spread your eyeball
open. I want to spit in it. I don't like the...
You're going to get a sty immediately.
Playboy Cardi. Stuy.
Rupple's so rare.
I'd be so geeked.
Check out what I got from Cardi, babe.
But yeah, no, I couldn't believe that AD
actually listened to it. I thought this whole time he was
booed. I just like...
I just like fucking with him.
Like this.
Yeti helmet?
I'm getting that.
I don't get a fuck.
What you say?
It doesn't even look like it has a mouth hole.
Yes, it does.
It's a real, it's the official, like, mascot makers.
I need to bring somebody else to make up for you losing 40% of your personality in the
Yetty head.
Well, they have to dress up.
Oh, yeah.
Niggie, how many Christmas characters is it?
Well, I think four would be good if we could have maybe some of a reindeer.
Maybe you have a Mrs.
Claus?
Maybe somebody dresses up as a reindeer.
Grandpa got run over by a reindeer.
I mean, how many Christmas characters are there?
That's all I lost my grandfather.
How many Christmas characters are there?
We could have an elf.
We could have a, you know, a Mrs. Claus.
If it were a girl, we could have...
You should have a trans and Mrs. Claus.
Oh, yeah.
So open-minded, yeah.
I like the idea of like a blue Santa and a red Santa,
but I guess I understand if you want to go outside the box.
Honestly?
It's a blue.
down for that.
It'd be lit.
You and the blue Santa,
me in the Red Santa.
I don't know,
but people like Beesca so much.
And then him as an elf
would be so funny.
I got it.
How about I come
as Beescas in a blue Santa Claus
and I'm Bell.
And who?
Bell.
Oh, I thought he said I'm Bill.
No, oh, he said Bell.
No, I was saying, what the hell?
I thought would you need kiss
if I cross-dressed on the show
sometimes?
I'm throwing that goddamn helmet so far.
I want to be Cat Von D.
Who was that?
I feel like I kind of look like her.
Who's that?
From fucking, what was it?
The tattoo show.
The white girl with the blockhead.
What the fuck is the tattoos and shit?
LA Inc.
They like own like a really big tattoo shop and she did tattoos.
I don't think I ever heard.
Hey, dude.
Who is Cat Von D?
She's like overcharged the fuck out of motherfuckers and made a bag.
And now she's married to the guy from prayers.
But then she got canceled by Jeffrey Starr and then Jeffrey Starr got canceled.
And she married the guy from prayers.
What is prayers?
What's prayers?
like a like like a band yeah but like cholo like oh really like yeah
oh man I interviewed peso peso today
how was that that's the most gangster 17 year old that I ever met
he's 17 yeah you gotta fuck it he's 17 he went crazy on the face hats at 17
his heart is made of ice bro he got the soul of a of a je I almost felt bad at
when I'm like thought about the way I was talking to him he's 17 because he's so
grown up and so like he was like been through it he was just like telling you all types
crazy stories and shit yeah you got
I got to read between the lines, but, man.
I like that, though.
That kid is on some shit.
I like a stitched-lipped seven, like, you know, like young nigga who knows not to talk too much.
I interviewed him and E.B.K. Young Jock today, and they're both on the run.
Wow.
At the same time.
They're both on the run.
At the same time.
Thanks for telling.
Well, they both made it clear as well.
Can you press the, don't know.
No, no, that's the wrong.
There we go.
I'll do what I like.
They both made it clear during their interviews.
I would not say that if I just knew it.
That's an awful lot of ankle monitors.
The peso cut his off.
Exactly.
And then his excuse.
Can you press it again?
This nigga man.
No, they know.
They know.
Allegedly, yeah.
His reason that he said that he had to cut his,
he told the cops that his reason why he had to cut his angle monitor off
was because his house got shot up and he was scared.
That was a great excuse.
thought that too but then I also thought
wouldn't it take like a lot of time to cut the
angle monitor off and you could
just lead the house with the ankle monitor I'm sure that
like if you told your PO like oh my house got shut up there
consider that a pretty good excuse
and again you're giving the defense attorney everything
he needs
I don't think they're relying on me
they're like Adam 22 proved the point
Adam 22 had a good point
and he used green bars of soap like I do
and he was even like I love it you all
will have something to come back to.
They,
he even said
that,
uh,
no,
he said that his,
his PO,
he's like,
they'll watch this.
Like,
or about the cops,
he's like,
they'll watch this.
They're going to see this.
For sure they watch it.
You don't think cops watch your shit?
I've just never really had it like,
explicitly.
I've never had it come up in anybody's court case.
Now,
would you be,
what would you do if you accidentally brought up
with someone's court case?
I mean,
as long as I don't feel like I did anything.
You'd be so proud.
No,
but,
God damn it, I made it.
I would know that people would twist it and try to make it out like I did something bad.
But what's bad?
At the end of the day, if I asked them a question that was a fair question to ask as an interviewer
and then they tell me something OD that gets them in trouble?
That's day fault.
I mean, what am I doing?
If you asked me to edit it out, I'll edit it out.
I'm very thoughtful about those things.
I just don't, you know.
I think you word shit well enough to where it's like, hey, man, if you want to take the floor
and you end up saying some shit that was too much,
It's on you.
Yeah.
And then again, too,
like,
it ain't like the interviews
is live.
So you got plenty of time
to play.
Yeah, not at all.
I shouldn't have said that.
Can you take this out?
Yeah.
Back when we did it live
was when all the crazy shit would happen.
Yeah.
Yeah, exactly.
Like, boom, pass on,
and smacking his head on the wall.
John Cabana.
John Cabana.
And, like, you know,
like, you know, like,
people knowing where you are
at what time and all the other shit.
Like, you know.
Because you never know.
You never know.
About these hoes.
Anyway,
good times.
Yeah.
Like comment and subscribe.
And watch my shit tomorrow.
And watch my shit right now.
And watch his future.
His future show.
Yeah.
Hey, if you guys want to see the house phone show,
On November Thursday nights,
featuring Potlour and another Michelangious woman.
And find a woman that can co-host what else wrong.
I got one.
I got one.
If you guys want to see that, man, drop it in the comments.
Yeah, I'd be in your comments.
He's about to pass out.
Also, I'm so high.
I believe my phone number is in the description.
description and on screen.
Text him green bars of soap.
Text me.
Just text me LFG or text me anything.
I would love to hear from you.
Text me green bar or soap.
Sure.
That's cool.
We should make a shirt with a green bar of soap on it.
That's a great idea.
Look, he said, no.
That's an awful lot of soap.
Do you still have that one blue outfit that you wore for like a whole year, a couple years ago?
Who are what you're doing?
There's just all these photos I always see of you.
They're always wearing the same blue outfit.
Who cuss light year fit?
No, you can't put that on me.
You must have just done like a bunch of.
promo like one day and so just
I always see it. I think I know you're
talking about it. It would be funny if you wore that again
dressed like AD back in the day. You need like a blue
headband though. It's a blue
beautiful day. I think you should become a blue headband
guy. I just go through my phases.
Maybe once I
maybe once I kill off house floor on the hat
battle I can go back to bandanas.
That's the question is are you ever going to move on past
this crazy hat thing? I mean
until maybe I get hair plugs
like you? Well it's all fashion right.
I got a bunch of plain hats too. It doesn't got a
be the crazy ones but see he had i mean uri came up with a good idea maybe the criteria should
be yeah it should be different sections for the like the occasion because we got like a lot of like
obnoxious hats what would you do if somebody busted out a cowboy hat during the hot battle
is that is that off limits i mean cowboy hats matter cowboy bivoc i just wonder if that what about a
beanie that's not a hat yeah what it's a hat but it's like it's different though it's like you know
these rules need to be a stuff
establish in advance.
Like, is it a headband a hat?
The hat battle is for our fitted hat collections.
Adam, we have rules.
Okay.
No cowboy hats.
And it has to be new hair.
Has to be a new hair.
A cowboy hat is fitted.
I've never seen an adjustable cowboy hat.
It's a great idea.
We mean like a fitted cat with baseball.
Well, I know where you're thinking.
I'm just, I'm brainstorming.
Do you know what I'm thinking?
All the time.
Never.
You're thinking with your dick.
What am I thinking right now?
I'm just thinking with my dick, dick, dick, dick, dick.
What random song is that?
Let's not talk about it.
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We'll probably do the next Friday.
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I'm going to get some wings.
I'm coming back.
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