No Jumper - The No Jumper Show Ep. 123

Episode Date: December 1, 2021

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I guess I'm just like curious, like, what, what did she take from him or what did she do or whatever? So what, this episode is going to have a few minutes of dead air at the beginning? All right, well, hey, we'll have enough. What's going on? Yuri, explain this from a technical perspective. Okay, so yesterday I installed a new hard drive and basically I completely reset the PC and we had to reinstall all the programs and all the stuff that we have on top of the programs that work and all that stuff. And Josh basically just logged into the Streamlab's YouTube account, and that messed up some of our audio options. So we just had to switch over the audio.

What the fuck you're talking about? It was a simple fix. Sorry about that. So the interview I did earlier is not useless. Yeah, that one's good. It's because he logged in just now a second ago. Okay. And that caused that switch.

And with this new mixer, we will ideally be able to have more than four people on mic at the same time. Up to 16. 16. Mm. Round table. Can you imagine controlling 16 people's conversations? That's terrible. That sounds great to me.

Oh, God. 16? I mean, remember when we were on Fresh and Fitt? And they had all those girls. Do they tell them ahead of time? But Myron kind of lays the rules down and like... That's all wondering. Yeah.

Ahead of time, right? He tells you ahead of time. Like, everyone has to talk at once. It has to be kind of orderly, and he makes them all wear headphones because if they don't have headphones, they're all going to be talking over each other too much. That's the whole thing. It's like, you can't have 16 people if they're all just going to talk whenever. Exactly.

But on that shit, you have like, the two hose. and then like two or three guests like us and then you have 14 girls and the girls all know that they basically don't get to talk unless it's their time to talk so it kind of works is the floor just like an ocean of wires there

or does it look pretty like neat not as neat really okay interesting but there's something cool about it because when you just have that many girls all together it kind of creates like some like competition where like the guys are kind of going hard trying to like

make the girls laugh and shit. The girls are kind of trying to go up, even though, like, realistically, when we were there, like, most of those girls, it was like they didn't really have a chance. They didn't want to try. Their personalities were, like, like, if you have 14 girls like that from my perspective,

usually you're going to have, like, three that are cool that I could see on a podcast. But as a girl, when you come on that show, like, you're not, they're not, like, completely welcoming. You're kind of coming on their, ready to have like answer some crazy questions and like you know you gotta be ready to be a little

bit combative you know what you mean like well like for instance like we did an episode the other day where we had me AD T-Row and then sky blue jasmine and fucking uh how does it look is it because it's it looked pretty good yeah but it was like like from my perspective you can have 14 girls on and kind of do it like a try out where they each get a little chunk of time and then you judge them and then you kind of put them in different buckets of like I want to have you back on or I never want to have you back on again bro the hoodie was enough but like the fucking extra length on the hands it just just so fucking distracting oh my god yo there's more I thought there was only two rows there's three rows look how long these sleeves are like

how I was like you know what I was thinking is like if you're like hiding like you know for example like weed in one of the pockets and a cop is about a search you're like you got one pocket. Choose wisely. No, I'm goth for the day, basically. That's goth for you? I guess. I saw this hoodie on Instagram. I can't remember the fucking name of the brand, unfortunately, but I would like to shout them out. Cizzer zips. I can't remember, honestly. Oh, do you think there's a tag in it? Maybe I'll pull the tag off and tell you what it says. You can't, is tag proof of the shit?

Or there's no tag. There's like one, there's like one crusty crab. Sick clill. spell it sickle Cicley Cickel Cicle S Y C-C-L-L Cicle

like an icicle Right I don't know Cickel That's the best I got Either way I saw this on an Instagram ad And I was like

I just hit them up And I'm like yo That's super cool Let me get that They sent it to me And then I get it And it's got the longest sleeves

In the fucking world Yeah it's like And they look like Bell bottom sleeves like they get wider at the end. And if you bunch it up so you can actually use your hand, then you end up with like, this is like arguably even worse. I kind of like when the sleeves are over your knuckles.

You know what I mean? Like it gives you a very cozy feeling. It's kind of nice. Yeah, cozy is a good word for it. Because it feels like a blankie. Like I take a nap in it. A blankie. Which is kind of cool.

Your hands stay clean. You could open doors with the sleeves, you know? My thing is even after I wear it today, normally, you know, I get some random merch. I might wear it once and then kind of. goes away or wear it three days in a row on a trip and then goes away but with this four days Parker loves it oh I bet she's playing with it she doesn't I don't think she really gets how to use zippers yet but I want to hide some stuff inside their mouths so I think I'm gonna hold on to it

and just have it be like a Parker toy like you hide like a netella one of them strawberries I know you probably never watched SpongeBob but there's an episode where crusty crab he he wanted to have he wanted to have special pants made with as many pockets as possible so that he could stuff all of his pockets with money and that's kind of like the jacket version of those pants I feel like you just have like infinite

Patrick has a show too I know I saw that no one's gonna oh my God they're ruining it then it was Patrick his own boy he lives under a rock he's a star he's a star

it's weird because like I've heard so many SpongeBob lyrics I've seen so many SpongeBob memes that I almost feel like I know about the show without having watched it. Yeah. You never watch SpongeBob. No. You ever have a fake conversation

pretend that let you know like your age was like out of here. You're old too. Aren't you 34? No. 32. Yeah. You're pretty old. You're 38. I know. And like what year does Spongob come out? What year did it come out? Because I guarantee 20 years old. I guarantee I was

fucking when it came out. It was like 98 or 95 or something like that. Bye. Bye. Unrelated. It was like in the late 90s that came out. Late 90s. What are you doing in the late 90s? 1999. Yeah.

Or like late 30s or something? He was fucking in 99. I remember Y2K that New Year's. Oh yeah. Yeah. And I remember being at like a house party with like some friends and stuff, but I'm only like, you know, 15. I'm not like old enough to drink.

But I remember like really, really wanting to fuck son. But I just had to. I had to figure it out yet. You want to fuck at 15. Oh, hell. And that's where an orange comes on. I wanted to fuck at 15 way more than I want to. fuck right now.

It seems like life or death. It's your hormones, bro. You're just like... And I'm pretty damn horny. But yeah, we know. At 15? At 15. Dude.

It just, like, you kind of feel bad. There wasn't a... Put that on a shirt. There aren't enough jack shacks in the world. When you're 15. You say it's every week now. Hasbriand Town strip club. No, it was...

There aren't enough jack shacks in the world. Are you down with Hash Brown Town or something like that? Oh, okay, write that down because that's a shirt I actually want to make. Are you down with Hash Brown Town? 10%. Phil. 10%. Are you down with Hash Brown Town?

You are? Honestly, 10%. We should find some place where their land is just cheap as hell by like one acre and gifted to Adam and it's called Hash Brown Town. No, nigga, he lives in Hashbrown town already. But he can be the mayor. Josh is about to visit. He got ops out there.

Josh is like a GD in Nashville. What? Yeah, he's like the other side. Like the dudes that everybody got issues with and shit, he's... Damn. He's a hash brown town, huh? And he thought he can get away. Oh, no, he only eats...

He only eats potato pancakes. So that's why he has beef with Hashbrown Town. I never thought about that. Yes. Potato pancakes are okay. You had him at Canters? Who got cancer? Canters.

Oh, I was like, what the hell? Who got cancer? Canters on Fairfax. You never been there? It's on it's on it's on sunset right oh I think I'm thinking about the train it's like three stories down for Supreme Oh, okay, it's next to dolls kill is it in lesson? Oh stupid that's that kind of that's that good Jewish deli I mean I don't know how good it is, but I like it Jewish delis are smacking

Shmacking New Delhi a what new deli new deli the country it's not even a deli I've never been there I don't know how they're probably good I don't even know how much any delis out there. Wait, there is a place called New Delhi? Yeah, I'm making faces I feel for the thumbnail. Where the fuck is New Delhi? Is it in Delaware?

Wait, do you know, have you heard of New Delhi? No. See, I don't feel stupid now. I call my kids smelly a lot. Do you think that she's just going to reach an age where she's pissed off and like knows what that means? I don't think you should do that because you got the stinky moniker right now. What if you're smelling yourself?

You're trying to beat that. Lina, has she been having your back? I'm pretty sure I wash my body this weekend. But I feel like we're helping you, like, just bathe more. I've been, I've been noticing your skin has been going more. Bum, bum, bum, bum. Oh, Gucci slides. Gucci slides.

Bum, da bum, bum, that's fine. I was thinking about, like, I like wearing slides so much that maybe I should just be a slide guy. No, because you can't, like, you can't be active. Like, what if you have to get into a chase or, like, run away or run after someone. You got to have sneakers on. Yes. Or ride a horse. comment one of the one of the comments said you you were slipping wearing your slides in the hood

i had my hand um i did that a violation i did that to prove how comfortable i was that is a comfort zone thing and also i almost because i had like a red shirt on that day we're talking about adam 22 going to the the pj watts pj watts imperial courts pulled up well okay let's talk about this first i would like your opinion on this um um I pull up outside the Rosco's, Park at Burger Palace. Walk on over. I realize that Kiki and his other homie that he brought to do security, they have come wearing these sort of like security jerseys.

Look a little bootleg to me. I don't know. Mussel management, man. Those security guards are the scary ones. The ones with the bootleg shirts that looks like a Halloween costume. They're like non-official ones. you're like, oh, these ones are... Like if it was Halloween, you wouldn't say, take it serious?

Do you think, like, from me, from my perspective, from like a image perspective, I would rather, if I'm going to be stomping around in the hood with two security guards, I would rather that they be wearing, like, a no-jumper hoodie. Hmm. Or something, like a black hoodie. If you really... Nothing. If you really wanted to be elite, you have them wear suits.

Suits. I'm not going to make people stomp around wearing a suit. Nobody fucks with security and suits. Or, like, one of those, like, green, construction. You know, reflection jackets. No, that's going to get someone's ass whooped. I feel like I'm drawing too much attention to myself when the security guards I have are wearing security guard clothing.

I would like it to at least be conceivable to someone who hasn't really thought this through that I just happened to have two very large friends who are hanging out with me and keeping an eye on things and have it not be so obvious that I'm paying them to watch my ass. They should wear army camouflage colors so that they're like invisible. Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing. You keep talking. If you're going to use that sound effect, you have to then, you're going to explain what I said it was stupid.

Bro, what's wrong with them wearing security uniforms? That looks way more professional. I don't want to look professional. I'm hanging out in the fucking hood at a random ass-fried chicken restaurant. So you want to perpetrate that you just hanging out. You don't want nobody to know you got security, basically. That's what you're saying. Pretty much.

Well, I just say that thing. I want people who know what the fuck is going on to be like, oh, okay, that's a security. But I don't want it to be so over. Like if you, okay, say you had security, say that you at some point in your life do something where people are trying, you know, kill you. I have a gang of homies that can, you know, come with me. The Lowe's bloods haven't bothered you in years. The Lowe's bloods? Well, because you're, you bang Home Depot Crip, right?

Oh, no. Damn. The Home Depot parking lot is better. Ever since he caught that charge for jerk it off in the parking lot. He's like, this is my town. Shipping all fuck that. Damn. Go jerk off somewhere else. Dude, the Lowe's bloods are not to be played with.

You see all those dudes standing around looking for work out there? That's Home Depot. That's not even like funny. Why? Because they're trying to like provide for their families, bro. And they're in a gay. I remember once I was so stupid. I had a BMX homie that was in, in L.A.

And we're just kicking it. And we're driving around, riding going to skate bar. whatever and we passed by at Home Depot and there's 50 fucking Mexican dudes outside and he he's like 18 he's like brand new he's just looking out the window at these dudes because he's from Australia he's like that's real that really happens I thought that was just in movies I'm like who would make that up and let me tell you something they do a good fucking job really hell yeah tell me more about you involving yourself with illegal workers they're not illegal workers They are for my friends.

What have you employed a guy outside Home Depot to do? And was this before or after you masturbated? First of all, I didn't masturbate. Second of all, you can build beds. You can build fucking couches and shit like that. Like when you don't want to do this shit. I'm not going to lie. One time I was really considering asking one of them to help me install

a new door handle. They will. And I just figured out how to do myself. I just feel like they're going to see you as a weak link and then come back and burglarize your shit. They're just going to spot. the spot for what it is and be like, okay, him, we're coming back, we're taking all

this shit, we're taking his computer. We're taking Riley. Right, the girl, she's coming with us. That's what I would be worried about. Oh, God. I'd be like, I just wanted my door not replaced. If you don't have anybody to call, if you hire a handyman or whatever

from a reputable company, he comes through. If he fucking murders your whole family, then you have somebody that you can go to his boss and say, hey, speaking of that. I want a discount. Huh.

I think that's your silver lining in your upcoming fight. What? I think like if we have skinny, like say something about Riley, you're going to be so pissed off. Don't encourage him. That wouldn't irritate me. It would? Yeah.

You'll get in there really want to get out. In the press conference, I'll grab his shirt and be like, listen, you. Listen, you, motherfucker. Be careful, though, because for the record, him and her, him and her try to fight some people at the last fight. But let me tell you some, I ain't let nobody fight Erie and fight Riley. You're going to be his security guard I'm not going to be a security I'm his friend When I'm getting security for this fight

The last thing I'm going to be thinking of is like Oh we need someone to watch over Yuri And when you get security Because I'm a professional fight must not be professional Must wear regular clothes Must look like my friend Must wear no jumper hoodie I would think that skinny from the nine

Would be the one that we would want to have security With because we would want the security To stop him from fighting anyone Because he seems like he's the only one Who has an issue with this Why? Do you talk to him about it? He's the only one That dude who book

that fight told me that in like 10 or 20 years of doing fights it's probably not 20 but like a long ass time of doing fights the only person who ever started the fight backstage was skiing from the night. Dang, I got to have to be ready bro. Have you guys seen the training

I've been doing? I bought this thing. It's like a headband with a string and a ball attached and you just keep you have to keep the ball in the air basically and it's good. It's like it's good practice. You think you're actually doing something? Yeah. You just faced a fucking joint. What do you mean? Is that bad. I just feel like at some point

you're going to have to start thinking about your cardio and I feel like that would be kind of the bare minimum for your cardio is to not be like woofing down joints nonstop. Remember when DDG won his fight and he's like, I didn't even practice for this shit? He's like, I was at the club last night.

He has boxing training though. Does he? He has boxing background. I never mind. I thought he was just showing. I mean, that sounds pretty cool when you win the fight. If he didn't win the fight and he was like, oh, I didn't even trained for this fight people were going to be like oh you dumb ass you got knocked out i mean he probably felt like very confident in that fight and probably felt pretty confident in his existing skills you know

which is definitely like shit if you're going to be a rapper and you're going to do a boxing match for you to go in there and like basically act like it's not a big deal and still win is pretty impressive you know that's true but yeah i've been doing push-ups and sit-ups too shut up um i and also house phone is allegedly going to be here at some point and then i guess you're will be replaced or we could even have them together but uh he just we have a new 16 channel mixer that is not yet turned on yet no but anyway house phone said he's gone some sort of accident on the highway let's hope he's okay who knows if he's even telling the truth but maybe it was like an emotional accident he'd been on a good streak i believe you think yeah i agree i mean if you think about it he's been

coming to every show he hasn't been missing he's been at least communicating and with something like that that thing they has to deal with now like they have to test his blood and all that stuff that adds some regularity to your life and you have to like look after that shit. Although when we went out to eat, he did forget it in the car here. Oh. Damn. Which is an argument in favor of him getting the fucking thing in his arm or whatever that works with your phone that I guess allows you to do it.

That's crazy. Yeah. That's the shit I was telling me I was looking at it. But you got to change it like every, I think every month or every two months or something. Right. Yeah. Like it's dope though. Cut it out or some shit?

I don't know how they put it in there. But I mean, you're able to use your phone. and check your shit all day. That's pretty crazy, dude. On Thanksgiving, I was in a giving mood. So I went on Twitter and I said, retweet this four hours. I'm going to give away 500 bucks to three different people.

I saw that also sick. Did you do it? I did do it. But then when I was going through afterwards, I started to get concerned that I gave it away to people who... People don't cover. Well, that would be nice. I believe one of them was, yes.

But people who like this is what they do is they just like look for shit to retweet so they can win prizes. Like this is like their hobby. That's a job? It's a hobby for sure. People know how to get bots and all that stuff. Because I'm looking at the people's feeds afterwards

and I'm like, oh, y'all be retweeting a lot of this shit. A lot of giveaways and shit. I was surprised me signing the guys, blammy, got like a quarter million fucking views on fucking Twitter. It's just because Freddie Gibbs told you that you were going to jail. Mm-hmm. You sent with the Sharpie? Respond to this.

You think you're going to jail for that? It's a police security guard. What exactly happened? Oh, it's a legal gun. Well, I don't know if he's police, but he was... Why the fuck would a real security guard want you to sign his gun? This was a horrible idea. This was a real security guard with a CCW.

Okay. So they had me, Tori Lanes, and O-T booked for the roll-up festival. That was Saturday? And now the Lentzel. It's like a toxic men convention? Do they have Kevin Samuel? Was Kevin Samuel's hosting? What a toxic line up.

He's just crying. You O.C. and Tommy Lays is way too toxic, bro. But, you know, we chilling, we chilling on the sprinter. Okay. And right when we, you know, right when we was leaving, he came up. He was like, hey, can you sign my gun? And I was like, that's so random. Okay.

Right. He had the Sharpie. I sign it. And I said, O.T., you want to sign it? He was like, mm-mm. he's a professional he's a pop star yeah he didn't want to

he didn't want to do it when he turned it down did you rethink like oh maybe I shouldn't have done that no he's you don't care it was worth the quarter million views what is your link

to a murder as a result of this well I have video evidence that I didn't do that yeah all you did was sign it well we don't know that but that's even like more damning than the fingerprint instead of finding your

they find your signature and cursive sign the bullet too He hit me up. He was like, I was going to have you sign my clip too. See, that's what I was worried about, because I was just getting ready for an interview and it got postponed. But basically, one of the key factors in the situation of a crime that is very controversial involving this rapper is basically that the person who allegedly shot the gun, his fingerprints are all over the clip. and so at some point in this violent conflict

the person who got shot took the gun and ended up shooting at the other person but the person who allegedly brought the gun his fingerprints are all over the clip so in court he kind of like basically just had to fess up because why the fuck else would why would your fingerprints be on the clip that's that's a pickle

that's a pickle you can't ever just say like oh my friend let me look at it. They didn't know each other. So the likelihood... I mean, they actually did know each other. They hated each other and they wanted to kill each other, sort of. So like the likelihood of them just sort of hanging out and paling around with some guns

and just sort of tossing them back and forth, I think pretty low. Okay, no matter. But then also think about that's like a pretty good challenge. If you are the kind of guy who carries your gun around with you all the time, to never touch your clip, to always have gloves on when you're handling it so you don't get fingerprints on it or whatever, That would be, if you are a professional criminal who's... I mean, I've heard. Yeah.

You get you, you know, at least have your t-shirt like this. You get your bullets. You wipe them down. You know what I'm saying? You don't touch them with your hands. You do that. Okay. Even when you insert them, you can insert them with your t-shirt.

You guys, when you hear something even easier, burn off your fingerprints. Oh. And then you're forever, can never leave nothing. I have idea. What if you cut off your fucking hands? No, you need your hands to do stuff. But your fingerprints, it's like, it's not that difficult of a process to, rub these bitches off and, you know.

Do you think you can do that? I know that my mom's a home girl. She's like a chef. And literally she said that she can... Your mom has home girls? Unfortunately. But, um... He's an unfortunate.

Like, you hate them or something? Let them know. But she said she can never do the... I'm Bridget's a bitch. She can never do the fingerprint scanning shit because all of her fingerprints are burnt off from cooking for all these years. So she always has to do like other stuff, but she literally can't do it on any of her fingers. I think she was cooking something else.

I think she was in men and black. Yo, she might have been Men in Black, right? Damn. When they burn their fucking fingerprints off and then they grow back. They don't grow back. Isn't that a Men in Black thing

or was a different movie? I've seen multiple movies. That's some shit. We are the Men in Black. You remember that? Oh, yeah. Have you guys ever seen? He's like, bounce with me, just bounce with me.

Is that house phone? Can we get another bike? Oh, okay. I don't really like the idea of him fucking covering up my cool Instagram hoodie, but I don't know. Do you think having Yuri around could be fun? There he is.

Taking Yuri's spot. RIPI.P. Virgil, man. Y'all know the fucking vibes. We ain't this bitch. Seeing your phone. What the fuck are you wearing? You like that? You already talked about it.

I don't say it's you weren't coming. If you were here on time, you were already seen this. He said you weren't coming to them. Hell no. Can you stop watching this podcast on your phone? You piece of shit? Sorry.

I'll be doing that too when I'm waiting. Which is never. This is Parker's favorite hoodie of all time. Of course it is. Yes. What's up, She gets to play with it. She gets to play with it.

Why does it go to save it? We're going to play all the time. I'm going to put treats in it. Mr. Golden Son, please shine down on me. What the fuck is this? Do you look cool?

No. Parker having so much fun with it. Of course. It's all about her. It's all about the baby. Yeah, because you got a halo. Is this like a glow gang hoodie or something?

No. That's what I thought it was. I saw this brand. Shout to color from Instagram. I hit them up. They sent it to me. And here I am and I can't remember they're at. But I'm going to tag them on my story after this.

That's all that matter. As long as you give them the story post, I think that's all that matters. Mr. Son, son, Mr. Golden Sun.

Why do we shut down on me? Would you like to build a snowman? That's not the same shit. Yuri? We're going to let Yuri keep hanging out. For once.

As long as he promises not to mention it's tent talks. Thank you. I remember. How come? Op pod. I feel like I did. I feel like I went and did

10 talks recently. Oh. Yeah, you did. Went with Blasie. Anyone hear some unfortunate news? It has more views than your podcast. Oh. Well, it's because my name is in the title.

That's why. I got to go on the BBC now. Yeah. The BBC? Are you going to do that? Yeah. Well, I'm my interview T. Rupp. You're supposed to?

Yeah. He thinks that's a conspiracy for me to not interview. I mean, you are the, he is the only one that you haven't gave him to interview to. I interviewed Housephone in like 2017. Yeah, that don't count. I interviewed you like three years ago. 2020, I think. No, 2019.

Way pre-COated. 2018. I might have a 2018. No, 2019. It was like a year. It was like at least a year. No, no, because when you look at the interview, it says two years like today.

For some reason, I just remember COVID. It was definitely before COVID. And I had long hair and you were bald. Yeah, it was back in the day. Way back in the day at the store. Back when like me meeting pun was bald. Hey, that was back when me meeting pun was like, oh my God, it's the Crip Lives Matter guy.

Yeah, for sure. Because now pun is just like the Tommy. He's still that guy. He still Crip Lives Matter guy. If he gives, you get on your life. drunk enough, he's a scary sight. I swear to guys.

I feel like everybody around you stopped drinking with you on purpose. He didn't stop drinking. That's the only one. The last time that I seen him like, there was like a couple weeks ago, he got crazy drunk. He was banging on half the fucking party we was at.

Oh, really? And he was like, don't invite me. You shouldn't invite me out today. What's going on with? I guess we might as well talk about this. What's up with you going out and doing karaoke with the game last night? That shit was fun.

Yeah, like a great time. How did you get selected to be up there singing the stupid song with him? He asked me to do it with him. That's sick. No, I mean, so yesterday he had, he rented out Nobu and Malibu. Uh-huh. Yeah, so, uh.

Light Flex. Yeah. He rented out Nobu and Alibu. Yeah, so we went to Nobu. Everybody, shout out. Hey, shout out to my guy, D-Smoke for Mingo Wood. Have you, have you interviewed D-Smoke yet? No, line it up.

You got to do D-smoke, bro. D-Smoke. How much you think that cost it to, to rent it out? That was a lot, right. 100 grant it was around there it was a lot of money that because the alcohol alone was a flowing they got to make a lot in the night like open bar the whole night it was open bar they they kept bringing out nothing to limited food oh my god yeah it was it was it was it was probably ran up like a 50 band tab yeah yeah for one night that sounds that sounds like such a waste of money

should be spending shout out the de-smoke though man solid individual when you really start renting out like high quality venues it can't end up costing you so god-d-d-d-d-dive much. So how much did you have to do for your birthday? Because it was only like, 18. Hey, yeah, there was a lot of us there and y'all paid for the whole dinner. It was like four grand. That's a lot. That's not that bad. Thank you so much. That's a lot. Happy birthday.

It sounds like, but that many people, yeah. With drinks and everything, bro. Me and love? Did you all drink? I didn't drink. Me and left. I didn't drink. Me and there. You got chipped-faced? Riley's thrown up that. What?

Oh, what? Yeah. And they'll have to sleep over. Y'all got vets. Oh, yeah. I had to drive bill to your house, actually. I forgot about that. Oh, you did?

Yeah. Oh, I thought he took an Uber. The funniest shit is this nigga, Yuri's just like, is this good? I'm like, go ahead and try, Yuri. Is this one good? Here, Yuri, try it. I don't know any of that stuff. Is this one good?

What? The food? Yeah, the food. What did you think? I got the 40-day dry-age steak, just because I was like, I was like, I was like, the shit's been sitting in a room before. I got the Cajun one, I think. Me and Adam got the Cajian one.

What did you think? You liked it? It was super good. Riley got the Cajun one too. That shit was fucking amazing. Cajun's thing? Oh my God. Cajun dry rub steak.

It came on a skillet too. I don't know why everything came with the little crispy onions for some reason. The onions were everywhere though on every plate. Those drinks were so dangerous. They taste like Jolly Ranchers and like you could just drink it. You can't even taste the alcohol. I can't believe you guys got that drunk. Oh.

You didn't go anywhere afterwards? Yeah. We took an Uber home and then. Well, all y'all bailed out on the street club. I know. I can't believe that. Except Duno. It didn't have.

Happen? Do you know what? On a scale of 1 to 10, how disappointed in me were you? I mean, I can't get mad at you because it's your birthday and then you did lean. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. And the act of it was cool because Lina bought 4,000 of ones.

Yeah. You know what I'm saying? She had a winner. She was ready to go crazy. So it was crazy because at the end of the night, bro, all my friends were fucking done. You feel me? I get there. And Duno's like, hey, can me and the homies pull up?

I was like, come on. And I had all these bottles, so I just got all the homies drunk. Are you pulling up and they're kind of like, oh, like, you told us you were going to come with like 30 people and instead it's like you and one guy? No. They didn't really care? No, they booked me all the time. Was it lit?

It was lit. I think it's so cool how you can like turn up with people who are drinking and like still not even want to drink. Yeah, that's, yeah. I think it's a whack. Nah. You start drinking, bro. When your health is involved, like, it's like, ah, like, it's not worth it.

And bro, honestly, like. even just drinking like a gallon of water a day now bro doing my C maws doing my my vitamins and shit like that i like feeling like that way more than feeling fucked up no yeah okay by the time we reached the end of that dinner as it's starting to kick in like okay obviously the lien wasn't helping anything yeah but he passed me water i basically like am like okay it's it's midnight my kid is waking us up at six in the morning 5 30 6 in the morning she is getting me up if i go to the store strip club. Bare minimum, we're going to be there until 2 a.m.

And that's at the bare minimum. And that's like, you know, I'm already fucking tired as fuck. And I'm going home and I'm knowing that I'm going to get a good solid six hours. And that's like, that sounds pretty decent. So let me put it in perspective of what I used to do. I said, go to the club. Get shit face.

Get a come home at 4 o'clock in the morning. Sleep for an hour and a half, two hours. Wake up at six to wake my daughter up. Take her to fucking school. A hour to drive down here. Drive back another hour. Probably getting on by 10.

And then pass the fuck out. And then what? And then wait. And then wake back up and have to get back on the freeway in traffic to go pick her up and bring her back. Damn. That would be on the regular. And you would still show up for the news on time too in the beginning. Sometimes.

They said ish. I got better. He was short for the news sometimes. But, no, we've been, we've been having a little good gang family time. I like it, but I mean, okay, at 37, 38, 38, Jesus Christ, you're right. At 38, I feel like I can look at my night ahead of me and say, you don't look 38 with this hoodie on right now. I know, I look at 17. You're like, you're 57, but you're trying to like catch a minor.

Hello, fellow kids. I have candy in these pockets. Pull a zipper. That's the only, that's the main reason I like it is because my kids likes it. You're going to be like, pull a zipper and put your pants up. Oh, Lord, leave me out of that. You got to stay away from all kids with this video.

He's the only one who ever posts a Snickers bar out of his pee hole. Who does that? Who did? At the home people. Anyway. At the home deeper. I can look at my night ahead of me and make the decision. For me, I would have much rather gone home, got a good night's sleep and woke up feeling

all right. Well, that sucks for us, Adam. Looking at tities. You could have gone. What we wanted to do. go with you all together for your birthday. Yeah. Why didn't you go? I felt like you didn't care either. I really didn't care, honestly.

I felt like nobody cared. That's why we weren't tripping, but if you would have made it a deal... Put the pressure on me. I had to throw all my back in money. AD carried the night. You did. I didn't make nothing. You had to put the strip club on your back. What a guy. What a fucking guy. Just threw two grand and dipped. God damn. You rescued the strippers. It would have been a cold dead night. It would have been a cold night. Do know through some money too. And I had these bottles.

If you're really serious about it? You need four bottles? I was like, no, just give us too. If you're really serious about it, you need to start saying that's where you're from. Yo, I'm AD from Dejaveu. Why? Just because that's where you're from now. Because I get booked.

You're not AD from No Jumper. You're AD from Dejavu. Okay. Okay. I'd rather be AD from Starbucks. Or from girls, girls, girls. What? That's a stripper place.

Well, what are they called? A joint. I'm from Magic mics. Magic mics? I don't think that was the name of the club. No, that's the gay strip club. Oh, it was. Is Magic Mike a gay strip club?

Yes. I don't know that. Look at all the hotboxes. Wait, wait. The real question is. So the movie they made about Magic Mike, he was gay a stripper in here? I don't think he was gay. He was just a male stripper.

Oh, yeah. It wasn't necessarily a male strip club. It wasn't necessarily a gay. So girls go to the male strip club. Yeah, exactly. He went on to create a street. I tend to lump all male strip clubs together. And I don't know if it's like the kind that the guys go to or the kind that the girls go to

or do they all go to the same. They're all owned by magic group. Where'd they have a unisex strip club? That'd be. That sounds like the kind of thing that would exist, but then when you actually think about it, if I see one dude dance around in the thong, my whole vibe is fucked up. I'm not here to look at that at all. That's fucking up the whole vibe.

It's gender equality. There's some things where I don't think anybody wants gender equality. You know, like the strip clubs with the guys dance and there's a strip club. clubs with the girls dance and everybody seems totally okay with that you wouldn't want to like when you go like the down south and the strippers get butt ass naked you wouldn't want to get there with both sexes are butt ass naked no can't do that and especially like what if like a couple of the girls call out so you walk into the strip club and like the one girl who's dancing that night isn't on stage and it's just two dudes hell oh what did I get tricked into it happens going to be

down there like grab my sip it please it could open your mind you could be like oh it's too bad yeah That's where you're at? That's where you're at? That's where you're out. Oh, Skinny whoops your ass. Oh, wow. You're so suss I want to beat your ass.

Is that confirmed that this fight is happening between Yeri and Skinny from the mind? Here's where I'm at with this. Is that my guy who I'm allegedly doing this fight with, he told me that he has a date, he has a venue. I have to get on the phone with him. I didn't get a chance to do it today. I'm fucking up.

But I got to get on the phone with him. Confirm everything, figure out how much we can really realistically afford to give the fighters then I tap in with the fighters some of these fighters have been tapping in with me nonstop every other fucking day asking you make a year you're doing free right people keep asking me too you will have to pay in fact yeah you will give me $1,200 to be on the fight cards but uh and then also uh yeah like we're just gonna have to try to put it together with a d fighting him but there's some he's not fighting anyone you was supposed to fight me there's some issues of critmat can't leave l.

god damn it so that's an issue Well, we got to get on the phone his parole and tell him like... That's what I told him. I'm like, let me talk to your fucking team. Let me convince him it's a good business opportunity. Your parole officer, whatever the fuck it is. What do you say? I'm trying to get locked in.

And then I could try to make moves to get out there. But who knows if we can trust him. Can we talk about how shook you were of my hat collection? Bro. Oh, please don't make this all about hats again. He hit me and said, sheesh. That was too much pressure. Can we start some kind of timer for hat content

so that we don't like overdose on the hats again? I got this nigga shook now. Wait, is it that type of thing where you have, like, a bunch of hundreds and ones in between, like, are the hands in between, like, good? Exactly. You know what? No, but did you see that? Exactly.

Exactly. That means he only had the good ones on the outside. And then all their shitty ones are thrown in in the middle. No, no, no, no. I'm flipped now when you see it. All right. It looks crazy. Hey, I'm going to be honest.

I'm just proud of you at the new house. It looks beautiful. Thank you, brother. I'm seeing you set it up, my bro. I'm like, damn, this shit looks nice. I just bought all my, um, streaming equipment, too. Oh, really? So I'm going to be doing Twitch

at the house and shit too. You need Yuri come pull up and help you set it up. Oh, I got Josh. I'm never seen a... You trust Josh more than Yuri. You try out of it.

Uri might like steal some toilet paper or something and get a kick out of it. That's like with him right here. He's like, I got this one from 80s. No, he goes to take a piss and he pisses all over your toilet paper

and the seat and everything and then he posts a video on his story. He'll go. I'm going to say, Skittie, never replace you. He should train skimmy. He's not even going to make it out the building if you do that. I've never seen a hat collection like that though. Yeah, that was pretty crazy.

I've never seen mine. I flipped them all to the front now. Because you never seen mine. So now like they're all like four on each row now. Housephone got a garbage bag of hats on his closet. I actually do. Really? I really do.

I gave Kiki like 70 hats. I saw that. You gave him 70 hats. Why does he need something? He does not need something. Because I isn't only wear of the elite. Yeah, that's the fact. I have too much.

eat that I can't just put the regular shit on no more. You see Kiki pose on on BMX bike on his Instagram? Oh, I saw that. That was funny. Trevor's like us. You know his favorite is Josh. He comes pops up on Josh and him and Josh have like a weird

relationship. They always taking like gangster pictures together and shit. It makes me like Josh, I haven't seen that. What? I haven't seen that. Yeah, I haven't seen that either. Can they take gangster pictures together? Yeah, y'all. When did that happen?

Wow. You guys aren't looking at the homies IG accounts. I haven't seen that. It feels empty as fucking here today. You don't know why. There's no Gina, no Kiki. Well, we got all the damn calls. Usually AD's thing.

Oh, my God, that's why. This thing has become that he fucking brings like a random hat guy every week and then like a hot dog man. No, I don't. On Wednesday, it's a lot of people. On Wednesday it's hot dogs.

On Wednesday, it's food day. It's crazy. Yeah, I'm pulling up tomorrow just to link with Justin. I'm gonna have a firebird chicken come again a different food spot a different like food truck every week no firebird has been consistent he said he wants to feed us every Wednesday so he's been consistent he's been bringing like 150 wings every week

he said it's really been helping his business today I walk into Starbucks and I over here a guy saying to a table full of men he's out of table there's all these men like 30 or 40 years old that that fucking porn star nigga he's standing up and he says to the guys North Hollywood is the mecca of hot chicken He's not lying He's kind of not lying I was like what a statement

Dave's hot chicken is like There is a lot of hot chicken out here There's a lot of chicken But Dave's hot chicken is elite Dave's is I have Trying actively to find a hot chicken spot That I think is better than Dave's It's only one that's up there with it

Howling race I gotta try that It's always a three hour line Yeah I'm not waiting three hours To get some chicken Haller Rays is fucking fire. I'm not waiting that long, though. And also Lily Maze.

The fuck is that? It's another low-key show. I'm not making that up. It's also made that. Lillian. Hollade is Lily Maze. I swear. I swear the guy you just made that up.

I did not make that up. Riley and I got it before. Where the fuck is Lily Mains? It sounds. That place where you went there one time? Terrible. That shit was terrible. Terrible.

Would I recommend it? Yes. Fuck Lily Mane. What was it? What was it? You don't even know. Home girl. Your home girl.

Fuck Lily Mae. I'm kidding. I just called her by home girl. No, no. Me and AD went to one and that kind of over here, that shit was terrible. Oh. I think me and me you went there too. That's what I was just thinking.

There's one that I went to that's in this area. It sucked. I think it was the same way. We're not going to say to me. I don't want to play with nobody. I went to a whack one. And I'm wondering, yeah. It was the same one.

It was for sure. One of the main reasons why I want to do a store on Fairfell soon is because they have a Dave's hot chicken right there. We go to it every day. I think this is the worst time to build a store on Fairfax. Why? Because the robberies

and Los Angeles are all over the place right now. You don't think so? The LAPD is putting out statements right now. Okay, well, I think this is a bad time to be in a game. Because there's a lot of gangbangers dying. No, you're just, you are what you are.

I'm a store owner. I'm a Hollywood store guy. I got to do it to be who I am. So you don't think you can get stuck up. I'm going to roll with security. every goddamn day. Yeah, the ones that don't look like fucking security. Huh?

The ones who don't look like security. Your brother, you tell them what to wear. I just told him I'm going to get them certified. I just told him I'm going to put them through the academy. That's fire. It's going to be like, fucking. Well, it's going to save your life. So, of course, that would be smart for you to do.

Listen. I'm a copse and Kiki. If we do a store on Fairfax, we will be taking security, particularly my security, but to a lesser extent, the employee security. Very, very seriously. I've been doing pushups. I've been punching a ball. Will you dive in front of a bullet

if someone tries to shoot me? No. Actually, you were there that day that the guy came with the gun and you really didn't do shit. What was he you supposed to do? What was he going to do? Like, imagine if he had this

and he was just like, and the nigga didn't move. There was no time for me to do anything. As soon as he was in there, stuff was already happening. Because you weren't even at the table. You were already kind of back there in the kitchen, right?

I was sitting against the wall. Let me ask you, if he would have shot out on what is your next? move. Yeah, what would you... Honestly, the whole... Are you running?

Are you just like... Where would you have round? It's a very small space. Honestly, I feel like it would... That would be a good opportunity to like back, you know, behind clock him. No, you were like, don't kill me.

I'll suck your dick! What the fuck? He always... We need to clip that right there. If he has shot me, what would you have done? That's what I'm saying afterwards. Jesus Christ, if I have a

fucking hole in my head from a bullet and you punch the guy in the head, I kind of feel like it's a little too little too late. You were Adam, you waited too long. You and Adam going to be right next

Tupacupac house when y'all wake up. You're going to be right there. You're going to be kicking it with Freddie Mercury up there. There was no opportunity for me to do anything. As soon as he was in there,

he was already being fucking aggressed by someone else. But I thought to a bloody hole. I thought I was going to see the other dude get shot the hole. I didn't think Adam was in danger. It was like in five seconds I realized Adam wasn't in danger

and this dude was about to die. And I was like, oh my God, this dude's about it. So when it was whooping them you didn't jump in? I would have jumped in just to get some kicks. I stopped them because they were going to kill the dude.

Yeah. You should have let him kill him. Yeah. Then that's a whole other thing. I was honestly standing there eating a steak. You didn't do anything? No. I would have got that steak like this, you come in my place again.

They were like beating him so bad. He was already like unconscious. I'm like, well, I'm not going to get involved with this. At one point everyone was eating their food again. And then he woke up and I had to tell him like, get the fuck back down. And that was weird because then you have to like just like a lawnball. He got kicking a couple of times to get it. Duh, duh, duh.

And then he's out and like then you can kind of go back to me. That reminds me of that one like mass serial killer. I forget he's like he was killing everybody in L.A. back in the days and the community caught him. Charles Manson. No, no. The black dude? No, it's like he's like, I think he was Hispanic. He's like the Twilight killer, I think.

But the fucking community, like they, the whole community whooped his ass. The cops had to come. Damn. Like they beat the dog shit out of him. And that's how they caught him. I like a good story of the community coming together and beating the shit out of somebody. They can plug them up. But nowadays, I feel like everybody's just going to be like on camera and they're all going to catch charges.

What about beating somebody up? Yeah. Well, no, this guy was like, I want to take the beat somebody up charge. I think he murdered like 60 women. Oh, yeah, that guy. And they could not catch him. And he was just out and somebody seen him like trying to like abduct the girl and the community just beat the dog shit out of them. They should have like tortured him or something like that.

They was hitting them with all types of shit. Just random, random, inanimate objects. just fucking him up with him. Yeah, what are you going to do to torture him? Throw a bunch of spiders on them. At a certain point, you're taking the risk that you're going to get in trouble. Like, if you drag the guy home

and, like, stretch him out and tie him up with a hose, I feel like, then you're really taking a risk, you know? I'm thinking he'd get charged for spiders. Why are you going to find spiders? Where are you going to find spiders? He would have to be hundreds of spiders. Go to a store, like a fucking pet store.

No, you're going to get like, you're going to collect 700 daddy long legs and the leash on. on them. Exactly. So in my life, I don't know that I never really like called the cops on somebody before, but you're a damn lie. After we beat the shit out of this guy and he's

laying there passed out, it's like, okay, we got to call the cops. And I never realized how pointless calling the cops feels. The guy literally is like telling me that they don't need to come. I'm like, so the guy tried to break in

with a gun. So there's like a random-ass gun here. We got a guy passed out on the ground like definitely the cops need to come and he's like he's like well you disarmed him they they literally say you have everything handled yeah they're like it sounds like you have everything handled i'm like like what are you telling me to do like are you suggesting that i should i should drag his body into the alley and leave him and like what am i supposed to do i'm supposed to dispose of this firearm like you like this is what the police are telling me i'm trying to follow the law and this is what you're telling me and then meanwhile if this guy shows up dead and

alley then you guys are gonna fucking have a five alarm fire you're gonna fucking like it's gonna be such a big deal you try you're basically you have record of you calling and that person on the phone will get trouble as soon as they said that we would have the whoop his ass more yeah and then drag him into the alley he started waking back up like he's got he said he put him in the no jump in the no jump and the no jumper trash outside and then the cops do come and they seem so like bored like not really that interested in this like this is a waste of the time we're not even supposed to be over here. We already came through this area tonight.

I'm like, and this is before the sort of pandemic riots and all that shit and crime has gotten so much worse. This is before that, I mean, Jesus Christ. Yeah, coppersed. Yeah, that whole situation just seems like it sucked from my outside perspective. I'm so glad I wasn't there. Have you ever been

there when like some crazy happened? Hell no, because you know why? I'm protected by the blood of Jesus Christ. Thank you. I'm never there whenever some bullshit happens. And that's why you do the sweet devil and they who was going to whoop your ass. What you mean this weekend? I didn't,

you know the last person I was, I was going to tell, but why you told me and not him? Of course. Why? This is definitely not an on-camera conversation. Yeah, it's definitely not. But just some crazy shit happened and I didn't tell you because I knew how you were going

to react. So I was like, let me not even tell him until I see him next time. Just know. Just know. It's like speak with, go with violence. Yeah.

Oh, yeah, you shouldn't have told me. Yeah, I know. That's why I didn't say that to you. That's why I tell you. too. I'd be like, certain shit. If you don't want me to know, just keep it to yourself. When I was in the hood this weekend,

that's one thing that I could say that I really liked about your brother and the other guy that he brought with him's performance, is that when we're in the park and they're filming like a music video and stuff, they're not just standing there being useless next to me. They're watching the exits. They're like posted up to like

if somebody's going to drive by and try to do something, they're going to be able to like spot it before it happens. So I felt very, very well protected. Bada a pack of Marlboro's for the gang. And shout out to my cousin. Bankroll Jay. My other guy, Jay, over there, you know what I'm saying? He was protected

by my little cousin over there, too, man. He holds it down over there. You got some dope music. It sucks that you were too scared to come. No, I had my children, and I'd rather hang with my kids and be chilling in the hood with this white guy all day. Sounds like somebody needs to get their priorities straight.

I agree. You got to hang with your kids. I was ignoring my family to hang out in the projects. A bunch of random people. 80. No, Saturday. Sunday. What'd I do on Saturday?

I went to the hood. Him and Kiki and I went to the hoods. What the fuck? No invite. They went to two hoods, actually. I'm not bringing you. Why? You'll get smoked.

They'll smoke. You'll get merged. I'm valid. You'll get merged. You're getting merged. They're going to put you on a t-shirt. I see you wearing a lot of merch. Now you're going to get merch.

Oh, is this a term? Did you just come up with that? You don't know about that? No. You get merged. They're going to put you on a shirt. Yeah. That was hard.

House phone Skinny for the 9 is gonna merch you No why you really flip on me now? Did you or did you do? You're gonna steal my toilet paper House phone. Did you or did you know I watched the two and a half hour

FBG duck video on Trableau Rock? You did too? You know I watched all two hours of it? You know what I did see? We had two of the half a million people who did that. Shout out to my boy TLR. Fucking tripping dishing us. Wait,

I don't watch it. Oh, tripping. Don't shout him out by name. Tripping! I didn't watch you yet. I watched all his videos. Somebody made a video and they called my baby stupid and they did.

I didn't like that. I mean, it was in like a joking way, but it was still like, hey, you can't joke with the children. You can't joke on baby Parker. Listen, you can joke on all of it. He joked on me. I'm like, I don't care. That's funny. I know I've seen this guy's videos before and I thought they were kind of funny.

I haven't seen this one, so I don't know. But if he's calling Parker stupid, obviously he must die. But beyond that, also, though, I can kind of see both sides because, you know. What you mean? Because Parker. I told you can't do that. Parker has many ops. There's people who got beef with Parker.

So I don't know if he's maybe from a hood that doesn't get along with Parker's hood. Like baby gang is crazy right now. You mean baby corp? Baby Corp. Where Parker is gainfully employed. Damn. I don't, but you got to leave him.

He was trying to make fun of her basketball ability. He's like, look at this little stupid baby. This baby can't even drop it in. This is such a dumb baby. He got the homey baby. They were going to give us $1,000 if she just let go of the ball and let it fall into the hoop. But then he did the worst thing involved.

He dissed my creative hat. What did he say? No. What did he say about your hat? I had like the O.J. Simpson with the Broncos. Oh, yeah. He got all your. That's too far.

Then he said he's wearing chrome hearts. I'm like, oh, man, he was, damn, he was on your head. But I don't care about that, but Chrome farts. You leave, you leave Parker out of it, man. Chrome farts. But his videos are funny. His videos are fucking hilarious. Shout out to him.

So, okay, you're a fan. Shout out to him. No, no, no, no, no. Even though he did, Parker. Not shout out to him. I'm sorry to think you're tripping. Because with some reason, nobody has diss mock fucking hats.

And you've always said babies got bad vibes. Oh. I never said it. Well, sometimes babies do. Some babies might have bad vibes. No. Tripping is a tall white man from like Nebraska somewhere. You know who it is?

I've seen. I've watched his video. He's literally from Hatch Brown Town. Nebraska and New Hampshire are not the same place. It's the same place. Kind of. Kind of. No.

They're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, it's like

Hatsbrown town too. You're like get merged if you keep saying that. Bo get merched and get merched Hous brown town. Which one?

HBT. Anything above it past Texas is all same thing. Kind of. Honestly, that's fucked up. I felt that.

And once you pass Texas it's all the same shit. The whole middle of the country is the same. It's just one big one big ball Target and Walmart. No,

but when you say like Nebraska, New Hampshire, Yeah, they fall into the category of states you don't know anything about because you have no reason to ever go there. There's no culture there. Oh. What is there to do there? There is a culture.

There is a culture. You may not know about it, but there is a culture. Like logging wood? I mean, that's more of a job. I need somebody. I would assume there's a culture surrounding it. I would like somebody to just specifically make a video about Adam's hoodie today. I would like somebody to make a video about you getting merged in Hatch, in Hachshbrown town.

Must be in a hot tub? Get immersed in a Hatshound. That would be fire. No, that's a comfortable way to go. In a hot tub? Yeah. It's a comfortable way to go. When you're like just showing in a hot tub.

Yeah. Your TV, your monitor drops in there and you're electrocuted. Quick death. You should do a podcast where you drop different electronic items into the hot tub while you're in it. You should be like, you should take over to shoot nice model. That'd be a crazy stream. $10 for the toaster. $20 with a monitor.

You just start eating like your computer. $20. You got to put like $100 for the monitor. Okay. I have an idea. This is actually maybe a good idea. Oh, God. A stream where it's a yard sale.

So you go out all weekend and you get random junk from yard sales and you buy stuff and then you sell it on your stream. Your Uri's yard sale. People can bid on your crap. Oh, that's interesting. And call it Uri's yard sale. Hmm. What if you guys just all give me one item right now, a random item,

and AD's Puff coat or I mean a 2020 Vapen I mean that's like You ever see those things where people like will trade their way to like

Oh yeah I traded it I traded it What is this? Whoa That's the lid for my water You piece of shit Yeah

I was like I was confused too I was like It's a butt plug A portable? No it looks weird Right A portable

Butt plug Okay Looks like a like a catheter I want to talk about something serious I want to talk about something very very very serious Uh oh

What happened? Today on Plug Talk, we dropped episode number three featuring Selena Powell, the one and only, getting fucked by Rob Piper. Who is Rob Piper? You don't know? A very large man with a very large wang. Pause. Put the hurt into her.

I've seen a screenshot of her getting piped out. That's all you needed to see. Well, I just want the world to know it's. out there and they can go to only plug talk.com if you want to see us interview Eliza and then forget bang. Eliza or Selena? Excuse me, Selena, but Eliza's there as well. Which is kind of awkward because they hate each other now, but they're in the video together.

I know something else important that happened. I know something you don't know. Let's stop on Plug Talk for a second. Oh my God. Wow, I'm trying to promote it, you piece of shit. This was a good co-host would like ask me some questions or like try to like make that topic. But you say I bring up a topic. You said phone talk.

That's just where we're at. Just to a sample. A good co-holt who would be able to do it. Okay, maybe I have a good follow-up question about that topic that you're clearly trying to promote. How was watching Selena get piped by Rod Piper for you? It was cool. It was hot. I think people should cop it.

Only plug talk.com. How long ago was this film? It was well over here. Is this the video that she tried to say that she stole when you was getting into it with academics? She did try to. to like lie about this video. So this is the same one. It is.

And I asked her, I'm like, so are you down for your Plug Talk episode to come out? And she said, of course, baby, you know I would do anything for clout. And so that was the pretense under which we decided to drop it. It's out. She's enjoying her rush of clout, I would assume. Plug talk is absolutely exploding as a result.

I have a beef with Plug Talk. What is that? Plug Talk, the guy who bangs Selena is in better shape than you and you're mad. No. The look of Plug Talk looks better than all the podcast. no jumper. Well, that's why we're moving into the new $4 million no jumper fucking headquarters. I heard $40 million. Oh, yeah, it was $400. Do you know how big a $40 million office building would be in Los Angeles? Do you know how huge that would be? Like 300

square feet. It would be like a skyscraper. No, but I, not really the kind of thing. But I will give you a kudos to the way that it looks. It looks very professional. Did you watch it? I keep sending you the free links so you can check it out yourself and check it out. send us free links. I sent the trial today. The home boy wanted to see Selena get piped and you said you got a copy. I sent it to academics and Joe Button and I forgot. So we, but wow.

I will send you the Selena scene. We want to just, we want to see all the scenes. I do like half the patrons and I don't have a link. It's actually weird because like the idea of Plug Talk was basically for us to like interview girls and then we fuck them. But we only did that for the first episode

and then we put out the one with Stella where she looks up with this random guy and then the next one Not her boyfriend or random guy? Oh, she's a hoe, bro. She'd be fucking anyone. Is it her boyfriend? I don't know. Anyway.

I thought she only fucked the boyfriend. And then the Selena episode next. So our next couple episodes have us boning. But then... Hey, imagine being her boyfriend. Like, he just gets paid to pipe out. He's at dinner with us laughing and having a great old time. If you got serious about your life, then you could be like him.

Damn. If I got serious about wanting to have sex on camera. Also, you might have to inject a bunch of oil. into your penis to make it bigger. Oil? Not that he's done that, but I just feel like... He was born with a big dick, so he gets to sort of like coast through life

and just be chilling and managing his girl and whatever. Whose man's just? He's trying to say he's seen your wang. No, but I'm saying like... Being a dude with a dick that big and, like, if you're good at performing on camera, it's kind of like

being a girl who's just born with like perfect tits and a huge ass and a pretty face where it's like, okay, you can just use what you were born with to make your way through life. It's all good. But a lot of power comes with a lot of responsibility. And I don't treat it lightly.

With Greg Dick comes great responsibility. Oh, so you're claiming a big dick game? He's calling you a BDG? I don't know, but I mean. Why are you looking at Riley? He immediately looks over at Riley. I'm a poker player. I was trying to get a tell.

I figured, you know, you glance at 70. You try to see, like, you can gain some information from just seeing the look in their face. That's where I was out on that. Since third grade. She didn't give me any information. Since third grade. I have something else important.

What is it? Rihanna is supposedly pregnant. I heard that that is counted. For real? I heard that there was like a Brazilian Twitter account who tweeted it out and then deleted it like an hour later, but everybody's still talking about it. I mean, I've been seeing it all day. And if it's true, Jesus. Are you pissed or what?

I've seen the funniest. Why would you be pissed about that? Because he probably wants to have sex with her. He thinks they might have a chance. No, I think that. 80 thinks he has a chance with everyone. He thinks he has pretty privileged. He probably has a barway, so it's like, I fuck Rihanna.

No, I said, I got a line that said, I can bag of Shanti all to inked out and murder. Oh, you should rhyme Rihanna in Ghana. Or drama. Just fuck the bitch in Ghana who looked like Rihanna. But never mind, it wasn't Rihanna. It was a llama. That's right. I fucked a llama.

It wasn't right now. It was a long time ago. You, you see, that's what you can't rap. You suck. You suck. Go. way. Get him off the mic.

Hey, I've seen the funniest meme, though. It said that. And then the next was Tyrese. He was crying. He was like, congratulations. Oh.

Why is that funny? You never seen that meme of Tyrese? I mean. But it was like he's, they're fake happy that she's pregnant. You don't get it? Not really. Maybe it's like a black Twitter thing.

I just, I'm having a hard time. In other black Twitter news, have you seen that they've been calling the new COVID strain, the Armoryon strain. So they've been making the fucking memes about that. Right. Why is it the Adel Marion?

It's called like the Octomoran. What is it? I listened to a whole podcast about it today and they went over how to say it. And I already can't remember. But Black Twitter is calling the Aramorian strain. And Van wrote this shit. This shit was funny if you know what he's talking about. Look, got a picture of Marian.

I see that if you don't want to get close to me, you better to get Vax like you post to be. I'm not familiar with the song, but it sounds like something that would probably be pretty funny. It's for Black Twitter. It's an Omario song that you're familiar with? Yeah, it's like his most popular. Yeah. Him, Janayako.

I'm not really tapped in with R&B. Okay, so, you know, she went viral for saying she got to eat the booty like groceries. Who did? Janaya ego. Did she? Yeah. It was a big deal. You never heard that?

In a song? You never heard that? I thought Nikki Minaj said that. What? Who said that in a song? Eat the booty like groceries. Genet I don't know who it's. You don't know what Janaya Aiko is.

I've heard about her because didn't she date Big Sean? Yes. She's like a very talented dope artist. Well, I don't know. So she's on Drake's album. She's been famous for years. Every woman. Every woman singing on a rap song ever is the same.

It's all the same girl. Wow. I just don't really. I don't have enough time in my life. You are fucking out of pocket. Please press the masogany, buddy. I'm equally not. interested in all of them.

So that's kind of just where I'm waiting on a masogany button. Yeah. She has that one song, wake up, wake up. It's the first of the month. No, no. Oh, my God. I can't remember. Jesus Christ, no.

I don't know. So this is what this is about now? You're trying to convince me that you care about this person? Yeah, she's a dope. She's an R&B legend. Oh, that's cool. That's cool. Is she?

Yeah, she's from L.A. Where from? From 60s. Really? I went over 60s. She's from, Chris. Oh, no. Crenshaw district.

from, yeah. She got a sister named Mila Jay. She'd be throwing up neighborhood in videos and shit. I'll be seeing her. Stop it. I'd be, bro.

I'd be seeing her. Really? She's good the shit. But her music is like, she's like super talented. And she's fucking. And she's gorgeous. Yeah.

I've done my fair share of listening to Janayiko. Have you seriously? She's like baby mama status, like for sure. Like, that's the one you got to knock up. But it's because of Riley. She bumps her all the time.

Oh, for real? You're telling me I should listen to her because I would want to impregnate her? I want to impregnator. No. You already got a kid. Right. The hairs on the back of your neck will stand up if you listen to him.

Are you fucking serious? Why would I give a shit? You don't like, he don't like R&B, period. Well, that's true. Women R&B, he's out of there. He's like, what? He wants to, he like, everything is. He wants to fuck to slip knot and, like, anal cut, and shit like that.

Everything is porn and angle cut with him. That's anything else is just, no, it's drill and angle cut. Yeah. No, porn, drill, and, in, uh, that's spitzel clothes now all of a sudden. Yeah. Random children's hoodies. Oh, okay. I feel like you had these already, though.

No, this is my first part of Gucci slides. No way. But those are not the standard Gucci slides. Yeah, yeah, yeah, let me see. I'll be wearing a standard Gucci slide. Those is like, like, because they have like a boot sole bottom. Yeah, it's like you mountain climbing with them. You can make a footprint.

These are hard. A Gucci footprint. These are hard. I can't hold you. It like gives you an extra, like, foot. Lick at the bottom, you might taste PJ Watts on them. Wait, what? Huh?

I was in the hood stomping around in these. You might. No? How much? Oh, you might taste PJ-Watt on them. Taste the hood. Taste the rainbow. It's just an idea. No, but what we were talking about?

About beautiful R&B Solstress. I was over that topic before it started. So, what, do you know any women R&B artists? No. You can't name one? Well, I mean, I could name the ones that I know because I know that they exist. Say it. Mary J. Blatch.

We're not talking about older. We're talking about like current. Oh. I mean. Shut to marry J. Barrazo. Her was far. Never heard her. Wow.

She's fine. But you know who that is, though. That's crazy. I've heard Joe Button and I'm talking about her. That's fine. I don't know if anybody's really that interested in hearing us talk about this again. Although, to be fair, it has probably been a couple months. It's probably a couple months we talked about.

I mean, not caring about R&B. What do you guys not care about? Like, what? Something that's interesting about you that you don't care about that everybody seems. Put an oil. Put an oil. Put an oil? Put an oil? You say you are a tiller.

You're in Jackson, one. I don't want to hear that. Yeah. Oh, okay. Let me see you. Wait a minute. I don't mind it. I think it's boring for us to talk about me not liking R&B every month.

Yeah, but that's just me. What is something that is really popular, but you don't like it? Come back to me. How's fun? Because if you can't think of anything, you're probably a boring person that just goes along with the crowd. You know what? This is going to be a random one. I don't like sports.

I hate anything sports related. fuck with sport. I like boxing, but I don't watch traditional sports. I feel the same way. I like UFC and boxing. I like UFC. Finally, we got something to agree upon. I fucking hate sports. Yeah. It's just boring. Everybody sits around and watch the sports, niggard. When I

would have never guessed that about you. When I go to a Lakers game, I can get into it. I start looking at the dudes and start seeing their emotions and stuff. Or I can even watch a game on TV and get kind of into it. But if I was going to really be a Lakers fan, like, I mean, that's a lot of content that you got to watch

I don't know if I'm really. You got to watch the games, then you got to watch the after games. I rather watch a 1090J video than watch it like a two and a half hour. F.G. Ducks murder video by Trappler Ross, which I also watch. I just, I would rather watch that than anything on ESPN. I watch the whole whack in academics, Spotify and a few. Yeah, I'll list to that whole thing. Do you get anything good from that?

She was actually dope. Yeah, it was pretty good. I would rather watch anything like that than before watching ESPN. I'm sorry. I would, you know. Yeah. I mean, I could have imagined myself getting real into sports. as a kid. I just didn't. And now it's like, oh, I know one thing I hate that everybody likes.

Avocados. I know what I was talking about that. I hate that. You know what I really don't care for that everyone likes in here is dice rolling. Oh, yeah. Well, I don't know in Russia. I don't know what the fucking hockey sex. We do the knife thing with your fingers where you have to like get your finger. Rolling shooting dice is a little more safer unless you steal. I mean, I like poker, but everybody else likes like blackjack and all these games I have no interest in that I like I like rolling with the dice really just so

craps I enjoy I used to play Celo with people and stuff I don't really get it Who calls it Celo That's what we're called in East Coast When we were born did they have black and white TVs Serious question They did but they weren't currently operational

Did you have a milkman? 83 Wow No That'd be crazy Did you have a milkman? No I lived in a apartment my whole life. What does that mean?

They bring milk to the apartment. During the era of the milkman, I'm pretty sure they were bringing it to your apartment. It wasn't only for people who lived in houses. That's so weird that they would bring milk to your crib. Yeah, right? It's like Uber eats like they're...

Who eats that much milk? They're Uber eats and milk to your crib. Dude, milk must be so much less popular now than it was back in the day. Because everybody realized how disgusting it was and how nasty it tasted. It doesn't seem like something you need to be drinking every day.

I used to, I used to drink like a glass of milk or two a day. That's disgusting. You see, that's the internet cap that the internet is forcing you to think that milk is disgusting. But I can't see myself drinking milk regular now. It's fine. It tastes disgusting.

It tastes fine. Milk? Yeah. Who wants to drink that? Cereal. I love a white cereal. When you're eating cookies. But a fucking.

I'm not eating that much cookies or cereal. Yeah. It only makes sense to drink milk like that if you think that it's so healthy for you. Which is not. That you should just be consuming. like huge amounts of it, which is not. I don't really think that's accurate, yeah. That was just some cap that they

it's supposed to be good for your bones, right? That was all cap that they put upon us so they could sell more fucking milk sales. Thank you, scientists. The devil planted seeds inside the black babies. What? 50 cents sodas in the hood, they're going crazy. I mean, that's kind of true.

Damn, ghost fish. Isn't it fucked up? They would bring the milk to you, and then the milkman would sometimes fuck your wife. Blake one bell slipped over. I mean, I'm pretty sure it's still happening. Like the Amazon workers. That might have been the funniest thing you ever said. Yuri, if the milkman fucks your girl, don't blame the milkman.

Blame your girl. That might have been the funniest thing you ever said. You have not made an oath with the milkman about sexuality. He's like, I'm here delivering the milk in the other milk. That might have been the funniest thing you ever said ever. Because you've heard that term before, like, oh, you're a milk, milk baby or milkman's baby. I know the worst thing is everything. What's what?

No, something about fucking his cousin or something? No, he said that? I don't know, maybe. He said Rihanna wasn't attractive. Oh, yeah. That's the thing I was told not to say on air. That's the worst thing I've ever heard you say. She got to be for it.

That's another unpopular opinion of mine. Is that because she's a black woman? He doesn't think any black woman are attracted. He said that about Beyonce, too. That's not what I said. You said it. You said it's saying about Beyonce. I said Beyonce too.

I said Beyonce is attractive. No, you didn't. Yes, I did. At first you said, Beyonce was beat. No, I did it. I said, I said, Beyonce is attractive.

Name a black woman that's attractive. Genea Iko. He's going to say Black Riley. He's like, Riley with its hand. He's like,

actually, have you seen Riley with his gray hair? Have you seen Riley in Blackface? I'm blackface. It's just Black Fishing. Black face is its own thing, but like, black fishing.

Oh, my God, we got to get her to do it. No, but we don't get her to do it. What is black fishing? It's where it's where. It's where. It's where,

like white girls basically like either wear crazy as makeup, get crazy ass tanning. They get their hair done. So they look exactly like a black girl. Basically like get surgery. They do everything to turn it to a life. To make themselves look as much as possible like a black girl. And a lot of times it'll be like they look nothing in their Instagram photos like what they look like in real life.

And it is fucking crazy. How did the world get to the place where white girls want to do this? I don't understand. But it's a weird fucking trend. That could be a future goal of ours. possibly just do a black fishing episode where you guys both

like you get a shape up she becomes or we both just get 40 layers of spray on tan yes I will cancel you myself I would love

if you come here like that I would love to see Yuri just do all types of crates I'm refusing to film would you ever again well if you guys are down to spend like for extra hours here

every Tuesday we could do cosplay podcast every Tuesday you can have that Beasts is into it. I think Beescus has to come back. Let me know in the chat.

Oh, I think they for sure want you to bring him. Mr. Beast's because. I got to help me. Whenever no jumpers doing pop-ups, he's like the mascot. The Beast Cause. Do we get sued by Disney? I think you're more of a bell. People are so safe.

You're a chipped cup. A chipped cup. You know what a chip cup in there? No one wants to drink from a chipped cup. you're going to get chipped. Cah. You're going to get chipped, digger. Damn.

You don't want, were you in the hood with slides? Protected. Protected by the... Well protected. Maybe next week, Beeskud has come back. No. But we still... I want to know what the fans say.

Bees because is an op. Put in the comments, Beast cuz is coming back next week and I'll bring them. You're not going to go back and replay the chat so that we're going to be able to get an accurate viewpoint of this. Also, can you have to see the comments? Can you have the donations ready so that, like, once we're We, what we're going to do is we're going to get to the two hour mark and then we're going to open packages slash red donations.

Have a little party where we open up all the street where we're going to do stuff. And maybe it's going to try to be more respectful. Yeah, I was just, well, were you? I was, like, I was, I wasn't thinking like, you know, these people are like sending in and they're, you know, they're hard on work. They have messages sometimes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I was very insensitive. I was just doing this.

You have to shut you. You ever play your song for people and they just fucking talk over. and don't pay attention to it. I hate that so much. Yeah, when you play it, when you play new music and niggins are talking, and they start talking,

I'll be on a, like literally want to strangle somebody to death, like, shit the fuck up. Well, you, threw something in angles like that. And you're like,

at least, like, pretend to fuck with me. Pretend to fuck with me. Like, at least pretend you give a shit about this. Yeah, right? Oh, that was like when we premiered the Brian Pumper video

and A.G just sat there and talked over at the whole time. You talked over the whole thing. You talked over the whole thing and a bunch of people said something about it afterwards. Who? That was during

that early days of AD here. Who said something because it's not no viewers? We all talked about it afterwards. You niggers are snakes. I don't know. Isn't it crazy how much AD talked over that

when it was premiering? Laura was like, I wanted to watch it. AD wouldn't stop talking. Me and Laura are super cool now. Try out to Laura. This was a different era. Yeah.

I love Laura. She's my favorite now. Laura is my favorite. You know what? After I got drunk in. Nigga, fuck you. I thought I got drunk at your baby's first birthday. I sent Laura a very long like,

I appreciate you text, you know? You better not be calling Laura at 4 in the morning. It was at like, it was at like 7 p.m. if you're going to holler at Laura, you better show her some respect. Relax. Oh my gosh, no. I just know how you are

and I don't want you swimming in your DMs at 4 in the morning. Why would I be DM in 4 o'clock? What's wrong with you? I just want you to show the respect that she deserves. Of course. Why would I do that? Just call her, you're like, hey, Laura. Hey, Laura.

What do you do? What are you doing? What are you doing? I wish we weren't having this conversation on camera, so you could do the prank call version of that. Oh, man. And just like, do like a prank. How about that fucking call her up? What you doing?

This nigga at his fucking dinner. Hell no. Some girl hits me up on my DM. Oh, my God. Yeah. At his fucking dinner. What does she say? She said, you're so beautiful to me or something.

And I give my phone to Adam and see, and he puts, let me fuck you. I handed that to him. And I'm like this. And I'm like, damn, is she going to think of a creep? Why would he do that? And she's going to say, she's going to say, ooh, I like it. Straight to the point. I like that.

I got you some ass right there, my guy. I don't think you wanted that ass. He wanted it. I don't think so. He wanted it. Honestly, that was the most food that I consumed in a while. It was fucking amazing But nigga I was so tired

Afterwards Me too Me too I was also Actually Where was you pouring up The secret lean at Because we didn't see

No I've seen it I didn't see you pour Me and Val were donezo During the end of the day People in the chat were saying This is the lean cast Because somehow Oh it was a Wednesday

Somehow And DRL and Duno Are also not lean Fluent that none of them noticed Nope Which is pretty cool Because I was trying to keep a low key Obviously that's not really

the nature of this podcast. We talk about everything. If it would have been with us, we would have been on your eyes. Oh, no, it wasn't low-key at all. I was, like, swirling around stuff. But yeah, by the end of it, because I think I started to, like, doubt myself as I was pouring up, because I'm not, like, measuring it out. I'm just pouring it in there, and I'm trying to, like, look at it and, like,

decide how dark it needs to be for the, at the end of the day, crowd, which is mostly murderers and gang members. I would say mostly. So I wanted to have my drink sufficiently dark. I did myself in a little too much.

Yeah, we could tell, bro. You were fucking slumped. And Vell was slumped. Oh, I forgot. Yeah, that's why I had to drop Bell off at your house because... Yeah. I felt bad a little bit because that night I ended up to like four in the morning. Like smoking?

No, just smoking. You're just looking at me. I hope he doesn't stand for my hearing. I mean, Riley. Staring at him. You're just like, yeah, we're not going to sleep, but just watching Vell sleep. No, I was up in my living room. Just watching fucking videos.

smoking weed. I can see somebody spending the night and they wake up just randomly to use a restroom when you're like this. Good morning.

You're finally up. I've been waiting for you. I fucking woke up. Would you cook them breakfast? Did you cook Vail breakfast? No, I woke up at 1 p.m. to a text from Vell saying like, you woke up at 1 p.m.

Yeah, and he was like, hey, I borrow your silverware. No, he's like, yo, can you drive me back to the fucking warehouse so I can grab my bike and leave homes? Because he was waiting for me to, because I have to let him

into the warehouse. So, So he's waiting for your bum ass to wake up out one, dude. What the fuck? How, nigga, I would have woke your ass up. Well, no, I probably would have not woke you up. I sleep naked, so it'd be a harsh surprise. Do you?

Oh, yeah, I do. You really do. Yeah. It's free. It's free. Is that just so that you have to do less laundry? I don't know. I think, I don't know.

We do hell of laundry. So I don't think it leads to less laundry, but it's just fucking like, chill. So you just like wake up and just walking around just. Yeah. Do you never do that? I feel you. I've tried sleeping naked just because I was like lazy, like get done having sex and just like fall asleep. It's cool on undercovers.

It's a-and-say you post a shower after you have sex. Yeah, you stingy man. You just fall asleep, you stink fucking ass. No. My thing is I like to sleep with at least underwear on because I like to be able to sort of pick my ass a little bit or like itch my ass. I like to sort of itch my ass through the underwear without having to actually touch my ass. All the cupcake debris. So it's just like an attached tissue that you used throughout the night.

Yeah, I like to think of it was like, underwear is like toilet paper that you just allow to exist long term. I would hate to see the inside of your drawers. You want to check it out? It's probably like a fucking forest. I'm going to go take a piss and I'm going to take a picture

out of the inside of my drawers. Now, if your peevee looked like boo-boo, something wrong. Like boo-boo. Oh, you mean like door to pee? Your pee pee-pee look like boo-boo. What do you think podcast is? He's just like reverting to like a five-year-old

on the podcast. The pee-pee or the boo-boo. Your poo looks like pee-pee. Hey, it's a Kanyeverse right there. My cleaning lady was like, um, Atom, I think it's so funny when you say pika boo-boo because my husband is black and he calls shit boo-boo. And I'm like, oh, I'm like, yeah, I guess that is kind of a thing that people say sometimes. Yo, what?

The sheriff comments on your drawer. Okay, so when you talk about shitting, what do you say? Like, I'm about to go hit the hay. That's sleeping, you fucking retop. I'm about to go hit the hay. I was so confused all the way. Hit the hay and sleep. I didn't know what the fucking.

I'm going to go hit the hay. My girl's like, but it's 4 p.m. Oh, my God. No, you know what the funnest thing about going out of Adam is Lina is Lina just roasting the fuck out of Adam. Oh, I can't do that. That's the funny. Lina always really exposes him. Yeah, she'd be on this nigga.

That bitch. She's saying tell me shit. Lena who? What's wrong with you? She said, you got people thinking I'm stinky now. Bro, that's the funniest part. She'd be on your fucking head, bro. Oh, my God.

But when I called him ugly, she wasn't going for that. Yeah, she wasn't going for that. She said, you could call him smelly, but don't call my man. She's like, my man is handsome. He's not ugly. She's just pissed because I gave her my sty. Did you? Did you really?

Oh. Imagine? We were all anti-sty. I think I'm officially done dealing with the sty. That mo'puck is still there. I'm going to the eye doctor and I'm going to tell him, bro, it's time. You got to chop this. shit off.

Because I just like, it kept like getting ahead and then like some white. Wait, wait. Let's see it. Let's see it. It kept. He said some white. What? It looks like nothing's there anymore.

No, he still got the sky. Oh, yeah. It's like it's getting worse. Stibri. Yeah. That looks terrible. Yeah, it looks bigger now. If anything.

It looks bad right now. Honestly, I swear. Yeah, it does look crazy. It's like the moon where like sometimes it looks like nothing. And then it'll sometimes look big. And I can't tell what the. fuck it is. I'm just so ready to be done with this because I've even in the

shower I take this fucking rag and I just like hold it on. The same one with the green soap? A red rag. Well that's, that's probably why you're getting your eye infected. If you're using the same rag. This is what the fucking doctor tells me to do. Okay, well get a clean rag not at the same one from the shower. The same way to wipe your cake

ass with it. Clean the fucking rag every day. I don't need to clean the rag myself. This man, boo-boo still touch. I have all kinds of rags. I got soldier rags. I forgot. You do got rags everywhere. You got a big ass, bro. The jack shack is way bigger than I thought it was going to be.

Yeah. I jack off in style. I love this. What made you get a pink refrigerator? Yeah, that shit was hard. That shit was hard. That's the hard as fun. You can't tell by looking at my crib that I didn't have anything to do with decorating it.

I told they're do whatever. Do whatever. Here's the check. This is your crib. Next crib. Maybe I'll have some input on what the crib going to look like. Yeah, you're going to have 30 black security guards surrounded the estate. Cadamas all across the long.

And lean everywhere. That's my only demand for the next house, 30 black security guards and some lean. I'm going to tell the architect that. He's going to be like, huh. He's like, that's more of like a you hiring someone once the house is already built thing. He's like, how do I incorporate that into the design?

You're like, no, I wanted a part of the house. I want the 30 black security guards embedded into the cement. This is my thing. I feel like I need an eight-car garage. Really? How many cars do you got at this point? At this point, only one, but I'm kind of stuck at one. Because I don't have a driveway that's big enough for me to have a bunch of cars.

Never mind, I have a bunch of cars indoors. Adam, you don't even drive that much. But if I had an eight-car garage, then I would start buying more cars. Would you really? Sure. You put a scooter in here. Are you going to keep? When you, you're doing your car upgrade right now, aren't you?

Are you in the... Are you buying a bit? In the middle of it. this is the situation that I'm in is that my girl's uncle is a car dealership manager no he's just an uncle he's not

uncle whatever the hell that means but he bids on cars and he's like showing me how his workflow is where he has this like multiple computer monitors set up and it's all these different cars that he's bidding on and when I was telling him I was like yeah I was going to buy this fucking Bentley truck he's like don't do it he's like

leave your phone on I'm going to call you while I'm bidding on cars I'm going to call you if I see one come up and I can get it for you for this and this price. So he basically goes to the police auction and get the vehicles and stuff like that. I would assume that it's not from a police auction. I would assume this is a regular auction.

No, but I mean, some of them cars, you know what I'm saying? People, they can't afford it and they just, they go to the auction, you buy it at a cheaper price. I mean, he runs like a car dealership with like hundreds and hundreds of cars on the lot, so I'd assume that most of them are not from police auctions. But when you're bidding,

I don't think you're getting a brand new vehicle. He didn't mention anything about police auctions. You might get a lemon. Well, I should have got a lime. Could have got a lemon. If I get a lemon, I'm going to pour some fucking syrup in it. Oh, my God. I don't like this new, like, this.

Drippy lean down out of. I'm not fucking with this. That was a one-time thing. I don't drink lean. It was my birthday. I was just having a good time. Who thinks what happened to my birthday? Hey, for my birthday.

I want to drink some liens. You never drank a lien before. I want to be asleep. No, I had lean before. He was drinking. Before, they don't understand. Why do you think all these rappers like drinking? I drank lean twice.

I hated it. It's delicious. Because you went right to sleep, huh? Bro, I don't like to be sleepy. You like smoking weed right now, right? You forgot to put a jolly man straight. You did it 5,000 fucking times and then you started to like it. No, I just do it because it's there.

But you're the kind of guy who can't, like, wrap their head around the fact like, well, I've known personally like hundreds or thousands of people who seem to enjoy this. Like, you're like, how could anyone enjoy that? Oh, that's the one thing that he hates that everyone likes. There you go. Okay, like, prime example. My little homies, they would do like five bars, bro. Yeah.

And be just looking like zombies. I don't want to be like that. You don't like downers. You don't like downers. I like uppers. That's the only reason why I've never did cocaine, bro. Let's do some lines. You don't do cocaine.

You know that you have an addictive personality. Yes, and I'm going to be in back. I know that. Me and AD, let's do some lines. Let's do some lines. I disagree. You do some lines. You do some lines.

We're going to have to go get you. at the morgue so i have a better idea don't do that yeah we're gonna get you from morgan freeman oh god i know you're like crack don't you shop i'm gonna go take a piss try not the same they all gotta pee too they almost sit me to the morgue anyway no race race to the bathroom oh shit who gave this nigga this hoodie he said he asked for it and they gave it from who the person who made it i don't know the company he doesn't even know the name of him i don't know but i like the idea of having all these like so tell us jiri how much you hate this How much you hate this man?

What do you mean hate them? I like them. Who's your least favorite in the office? Keep it jeez. Okay, okay. If you seriously had to kill somebody, why do you guys do this every time? If you had to kill three people at no jumper, who would it be? We're supposed to grow our relationships.

I was just saying if they had a gun to, if they had a gun to Raleigh said, and they said you have to kill three people at no jumper, who are you, who are you often? You want skinny from the nine to win, so you... No! Trevor. No, I'm kidding. No, like for real for it. Okay, who's the last one?

I have to kill three. Three people. This is unreasonable. No, jump or staff. You already said two. I will kill myself, so I have to kill my homies. You are a real nigga, you're. But then you're going to leave, but then Riley are going to be dead.

Oh, yeah. You killed the two. I forgot about that. All right, so name three. For real, for real. No, this is unfair. Okay, you have to answer this question first. I'll ask you.

All right. All right. Okay, how about this? You're swimming in the ocean. Kiki and your younger brother are drowning. But you can only have time to save one. Who are you saving? My younger brother.

My older brother live longer. Kiki already lived, though. What? Kiki already had a long life. I'm killing the oldest in the fucking office then. Madam. Adam. Adam, Josh, and they do.

Yeah. I'm sorry, guys. Damn. Wait. I'm not the third oldest either. I'm not going to say who it is. Who's the youngest? Oh.

I know who the third-old is. Who's the youngest? The youngest probably is Duno. Yeah. You're right. Or Bosanova. Park. The niggins said Park.

Maybe Boston over? Yeah, Bosanova probably. Yeah. He's like 17. Is he actually? I was going to say, is he actually? He's been filming porn all day, every day. He's a 17-year-old.

He's a 17-year-old. Y'all got this underage boy. It's just filming porn every day. God damn, bro. when you talking to him because he's 21 and he's just like, yeah, man, like I used to go to these, you know, I've been drinking, going to all these parties. And I think I'm like, how long ago was that?

Save Riley or you get $50 million. So either Riley dies or I get $50 million. Either Riley dies. I'd rather stay with Riley. What the hell? What if I can do with $50 million to know Riley? Make Riley number two. You can build.

You can fucking get a strand her own hair. You can clone her. You can cloner. Get some clothing. You can have two in the plastic surgery. The clone doesn't work out. Two Riley clubs. Find someone that looks slightly similar to get her all the plastic surgery to like replicate Riley.

Just go insane. You should stop with this answer. Just stop. Well, you guys are talking about gay porn. You don't want me to hear. No, they always put me in these hard positions. We don't want you to get yelled at later on. I said, I said 50 million dollars are they got to kill Riley.

Which one you choose it? Oh my God. He chose the money. No, I did it. I said, I choose Riley. position to put him in. Yeah, right? So unreasonable.

Okay, you and Lina, $50 million. I feel like you got it. What do you mean? Leonard dies or you get 50 million? I'm going to go with Lennah staying alive. I think she's worth more to me alive. But then follow up with the second question you asked me. Which one?

What if you did go along with the 50 million, blah, blah? You basically said... You'll make a clone? Yeah, exactly. He told me I should make a Riley clone if I chose the 50 million. You know you can't do that yet, right? Technically you can't.

Elon must probably got it. They haven't cloned a human yet. Okay. And even if they did clone her, she's not going to have the same personality as the person you're currently dating. It's not like it's going to have her life experience. Even if he did somehow, which is, again, not technically possible yet. We don't know that.

If it looked exactly like her, but her brain was like made a fucking mush and you can barely have a conversation with her. I mean, that would kind of suck. She would be like, moo-moo. At least part of what you like about it has to be your mind, right? I knew you're a misogynistic. I disagree. I didn't even want to answer the question to begin with.

You want to date a random, you want to date a hot girl with a waffle for a brain? What the fuck? I am dating a hot girl. So that's his big plan. I'm going to clone her. And then I'll have a version of her that can barely speak. Then I won't have to listen to it.

She probably like, you know, kind of gives you a hard time sometimes, right? Who gives you a hard time sometimes? Once she has a waffle for a brain. No more hard times. She's never giving him a hard time about anything. I think a hardest time ever. You're like, Rodney number two,

can you please make me a sandwich? Yeah, Jerry. What's his sandwich? I'm not saying that I'm closed-minded against the idea of dating a person with disabilities like those. We just said she had disabilities. We said her brain was as much. I mean, I would think that if you clone somebody that their brain would basically have to start,

So they would basically be a baby But they would look like a human They clone animals Yeah they get all the memories Immediately I don't think so Yeah they clone You're the fact check guy

Yeah you're right They clone animals That's the fucked up thing though Is if you clone Riley It's gonna take you like Roughly 20 years I am not cloning Riley I'm not accepting no money

For Riley's Demise He just has a baby version of her He has a razor To become his girlfriend until she's old. He has a raiser to become his girlfriend. Stop it, stop it, stop it.

He has to raise her. When you're 18, you guys are gross. We will get married. I dropped the baby back off with their parents. I'm like, can you guys do the same thing you do? Hey, can you out run his back? Oh.

Can you all run this back? Oh, my God. Dude, I saw, okay, I saw a link to a podcast and I haven't had the guts to actually listen to it because it's the craziest idea I've ever heard. but I have a link to a podcast that I saw because I saved the link because I thought this was the craziest thing ever but there are people out there arguing that basically

they should make sex dolls that are shaped like children to give to people to give to pedophiles so that the pedophiles won't molest actual children. This is a

That would probably make them do it even more. I'm not saying I've examined this thought process at all. Do you agree with that? As soon as I heard, I'm like, that's insane. Like, how could you possibly have, like, a company that's making these? And, like, what are they going to do? Are they going to market them? That's like me going to, like, I'm thinking about drinking.

To those people? So give me some lean so I don't do it. No, that's not the same thing. How about, how about your sick fuck for wanting to fuck a child? And you get fucking cash-created. It is a very important question of, like, what do you do? do with those people besides like obviously throwing them in prison if they do it but beat the dog shit out of them find the company making these dolls and question i don't think anyone's making them yet

just the idea of them even doing that ever thought it at is fucking creepy what the fuck i don't know what you think they should make it i heard uh oh boy josh i'm glad you don't have a mic right i heard the disagreement wow i don't listen to the podcast because i haven't heard the argument in favor of it so you want to I don't really know. Fucking toy like Teddy in his disposal. No names.

I'm just saying. That's what you spend. That's what you basically saying. I'm not saying that I support this at all. I'm just saying. I'm just saying that there's a fucking safer alternative. A safe alternative is don't be a sick.

But that's the question. Say that you knew that this technology would actually make those people not do that as much. If the technology, or like say it. Say it caused them to reoffend at half the rate. Would you then say, okay, it's an unpleasant idea that these exists,

but if it's going to bring down the actual number of people doing it. If it actually stopped it, then yes. I really, really don't believe that it would actually make these guys do it less. Don't you disagree with that idea? I have a hard turn to you. I don't believe that that would make them do it. Every person that buys a dog. You can make it out of face.

I don't think sex dolls are making people. Whoa. Yeah. I don't think sex dolls are making people fuck less. prostitics. Yeah, exactly. Maybe. Sex dolls are not, sex dolls are not making regular. Why can't you just give them little person sex dolls, little persons that are of age? The little chubbier. The idea of this actually being produced and sold is so gross to even consider that it's like hard to wrap your head around the idea that it actually maybe could be beneficial to society. I am, I'm going to listen

to the podcast so I can give you guys a thought about that. Keep that shit away. I feel like that be a good way to capture child predators. You know, find the dudes who buy the dolls and you're like, raid their house. But I think that the idea is that these would be like given by the government to people who have been offenders.

Instead of them, shipping out a doll, ship out like a paint bomb. Why can't they be medically castrated? I agree. Shipped out like a medical castration kit. Because maybe instead, like, I don't know how effective that would be, but wouldn't you think that if you were to like basically give somebody something that would kind of make their sex drive go away.

But then it's weird because, like, do they have to check in to, like, approve that they actually took the drugs every week or something? They have to, like, you have to show them porn and you have to make sure they don't get a boner. You're like, oh, you're good. You have, like, a meter on your dick that lets them know if it gets hard. Oh, God. It's a weird concept. Man, um, yeah, don't make those dolls.

And, yeah, just don't, don't fuck kids. You don't try to fuck kids. It feels like so little. ask. You know? You know? And then don't try to... If I ever walk into some dude's house or someone's house

and I see a fucking... A kid sex dog? I'm out. I'm out. I'm going to jail. You're like, bro, what the fuck? I don't know. I haven't really... But, okay...

I'm gonna call them saying cops they told Adam you got it over control. Oh, God. There's a funny prank call, though. Call the cops and tell them. No, that's not. I went over the homie's house and he has a very realistic child. What do I do?

What do I do? Montae from Cougar Town. From Cougar burger. The cops are just like, stop hanging out with your friend immediately. I mean, distance yourself. What do you think a cop would say? Like, have they been trained to, like, what to say? Have you called 911 and say that?

No. They just ask you. Let's try it right now. They're like, AD, punish that sick fuck. I will in the name of the law. In the name of the law. Do you have a gun? Perfect.

I watched a video called the Amazon Review Killer. And it was basically this guy. And at least the murder that got him caught, he had killed a bunch of people before this. But the murder that got him caught was basically like, he calls up this woman and this guy off of Facebook. He meets him on Facebook. They're going to do some lawn work for him.

They come through. They're like in the 20s or whatever. Boom, boom, boom. Kills the guy, takes the girl, locks her in a big metal container, treats her like a second. For like the next couple months gives her like very small amounts of food and water and stuff He was supposed to be the lawnmower kind of sounds like you guy yeah, right he owns this house

He's like a rich guy. Fuck you also but uh he he invites them there he kills the dude I mean you like the show Oh right okay yeah I thought you may I thought you may it sounds like I did think that's kind of rude I'm like okay I'm talking about a guy locking a fucking woman in a sex dungeon You guys saw that news clip where the they got confused over that show now that shit was so fake You think that was fake? So fake. I don't understand how anyone is seriously falling for it. It feels like that fucking old Abbott and Costello sketch from back of the day. I thought it was kind of funny.

I thought it was real too. You thought it was real? I don't see what I was watching. There was a part of me that thought it might have been a skit, but I enjoyed the comedy. I just finished the show too. We're talking about a video clip where it was basically, I think it was on Fox News. And there's like a guy talking about the show you and talking about all the anti-vax episode of you. and then the girl's acting like

or she's talking about it they're acting like he doesn't understand they're talking about a show you and they're like oh you're talking about you like what do you mean me like he was like no you like I saw it I clicked on the quote tweets and I'm seeing all these people who are verified on Twitter laughing at it

and thinking it's real and I'm just like is it was one of those moments where I'm like okay is everyone retarded like am I the only person who sees this for what it is yes now but I don't know you guys you say that I'm thinking like maybe it was my radio.

The radar is just so high up. I think everything is fake down now. I was bamboozled by one that I thought was very, very funny. What? So it's an old-ass man. Apparently he always does this shit. So some woman apparently had like a fucking boyfriend named Mike or something. And she vandalized the car, like destroyed it, straight painted.

I see that too. And then he's, and it's supposed to be his car. And he's like, Mike, see what you did. Look what you done. You look what you've done, Mike. I don't even know this person. seen and I thought that she was so funny and they say this fake he always does.

Damn, I'm just realizing everything. Everything's fake. Honestly, when it comes to pranks and stuff. Everything on the internet is fake. Unless you can really, really tell that it's real, it's pretty much fake. It's just fake too. We're all a simulation.

That's what who said? My hair is fake. His teeth are fake. My was fake. I got nothing on me fake. Your body. My body's fake. Fake dad, bud.

This shit is great. It's too much. Yeah. Stretch it out even longer. Yeah. Oh, let's do it. Come around me. Oh, my God.

Don't. I need this. This is for Parker. No, no, no, I need it. This is my Parker. I'm probably, like, hanging up in her closet because, like, after today, I feel like I probably... Bro, this shit looks ridiculous. This is the most ridiculous thing you've ever put on in on your body.

I feel like a got a goth kid. I feel like I would fit in like a SoundCloud rap show these days. I feel like they should have been placed more in random locations rather than... Well, I mean, it was probably a technical challenge making this hoodie, right? No, yeah. Yeah, this fucking hoodie. I'm impressed. about whoever made it, to be honest, but...

I'm impressed by how much money they spent on Instagram ads. Oh. I've seen it like eight times since I fucking mess up. How much are they? I don't know. Have you checked the zippers if there's anything in any of the pockets? There's nothing in it, but that's my plan. I'm going to put candy in it for Parker, and then she can...

She can play with it until she finds the game. You said chicken? Chicken also. This could be some chicken, some Nutella. Some squash mango. Squash. Filled with a Nutella. Just fill it up with some, like, apple juice. Parker has good vibes

as a baby Some baby's vibes are off But She gets chill vibes She's very Yeah She's durable You would say that

She's terrible She's durable She's durable Like you can You can do stuff with her She's not tripping I'm not exposed to that many babies But like

I know some babies That are like Very high maintenance All right RIP to the baby That said Where are we about to eat at That was very sad

I know Dude RIP Did that kid Wait a minute What? He had some sort of Like immune deficiency thing where his body couldn't absorb nutrients.

Like he was always in and out of the hospital as a kid. And he went viral hell of times. That little like he was like kind of looked like a like chubby little kid. And he's just like, well, he's about to eat at mom or something. So you're not actually talking about a dead baby. No. No, he was like five. Six.

Yeah. That's so terrible. The way hit her mom. Yeah, six year old boy. The six year old behind the where we about to eat at that meme is classic. Where are we about to eat that? Scroll down. I want to see his.

Oh, that's. Oh, yeah. Oh, man. It's terrible. Yeah, life is just becoming so sad every day. Man, recipe's Virgil. Bro. Man, have you, okay.

Hey, shout out to my homie milk Tyson, bro, because I follow, my homie milk Tyson, bro, because I follow, my homie milk Tyson, if you follow him, like, he makes it his thing that he helps out kids with cancer. And, you know, a lot of the kids with cancer, bro, I follow them, bro, and it'd be fucking heartbreaking, bro, because you see, like, you'll follow these kids, bro, like, I will like send them like comments and stuff like that you know what I mean try to and then like at least five times I didn't seem you know like the parents writing something so like uh RIP to uh one arm will you feel me I was really like wishing he uh made it through but yeah shout to milk Tyson

because uh he really like he really does that shit heavy and like when they tried to like press celebrity like when the celebrities don't do the things for the kids he goes fucking hard he goes crazy bro he's going to the lengths of to do that he got the kids on ellen he didn't have did he he give them shit he didn't like that's it's bro's it's it's it's it's sad but it kind of like like brings you back down the size like damn like yeah you know what I'm saying when you think about our own morality you know what I'm saying it's like you think about how lucky you are dude yeah like just just to live as long as we live now and it's like I'm like you know a six year old kid dying or a four year old kid dying not really getting the chance of life

Not even get a chance even. And it makes you like, you know, I need me, for me personally, it makes me don't want to waste my life or do anything like extra drugs. Like even looking at that, like even when alcohol is like, you know, there's a kid that, you know, didn't get a chance to see, you know, date, get married, you know what I'm saying? Do anything have a chance in life. And it's like, I will sit there and just waste my fucking life away just, just destroying my fucking body is like,

nah. You know what the, sorry, what were you going to say? You go. You know what the Virgil Abilow thing had me thinking about, though, is like, He didn't really talk about his sickness, right? He didn't talk about it at all. There's nobody fucking knew. Exactly.

Him and Chadwick Bowesman. A lot of people are nobody new, dude. Donor of Huff. He also passed away from brain cancer. He didn't talk about it either. But when Virgil, I mean, if you think about Virgil Abel, this is a dude, like, who's like on top of the world. He has anything that a guy in his position would want to ask for.

He's, like, a designer for Louis Vuitton. His own brand is super popping. And you're basically on top of the world, but you still can't fucking buy your health back. You know what I mean? Steve. Jobs, number one. It's like, yeah, exactly Steve Jobs. It's like, it shows you can, all that stuff doesn't matter when it comes to health.

And Steve Jobs, like last words are fucking crazy. What do you say? He basically said that he wished he spent more time with his family, you know, all the money he had messed. He really didn't mean nothing. He's like, he's on the deathbed alone. Like, he's just saying basically, basically just live life and, you know, work ain't everything. He was refusing to go to the doctor, though.

Yeah. I heard that. Yeah. He, like, basically fell for some fucking medical mumbo jumbo that had him, like, he didn't start chemotherapy as early as he should have because he was trying to do some, like, holistic natural shit. All that shit is garbage. Don't believe it. I mean, he probably could have saved his life if he had just gone to the doctor earlier. But that's a hard choice.

Like, the reason why Virgil Ablo, we didn't notice that he was sick is because he probably didn't choose those options of, like, chemotherapy and all that stuff. Like, cancer doesn't really make you look as sick as chemotherapy does. Because he said, I mean, they said he was like battling it for three years. I'm pretty sure he was taking treatments and stuff. It's really crazy that it was kept that low key because like, think about all the employees, all the different people working for Hoff White working for Louis Vuitton, et cetera, that he has to probably deal with. Think about how many like, you know, shows and like events that they were probably wanting them to go to that he had to skip because of his health. And still none of us knew is that's just kind of wild.

I can't believe it. You didn't believe it on. Like you probably talked to them where you think they knew. I mean, I'm sure they have to know at some point because he's like not, he must have not been doing all these normal things that they would want him to be doing. Same as burner. Burner's going through it right now. You know what I mean?

Prayers go out to burner. You know what I mean? Hopefully he pulls, pulls through, man, beat cancer all the way. Oh, he got. Yeah, Bernard got cancer. But he caught it early. He has to do chemotherapy. I think he said he did a surgery.

And shout out of what's going on. That's one of the funniest comments. Every Tuesday, you know, a OG suicide building. A shout out 47 in the podcast or so Was one that occurred? What's up, G? Yeah, dog.

Look at my little K-O in the building. What's Bob? And if you want to know why we call him K-O, when he got put on, he knocked out like three, four homies. Oh, fuck. I thought you weren't allowed to do that. I was right there watching it.

You can't fight back, can you? Yeah, I watched it. You can fight back? You're supposed to fight back, fool? I didn't think you were allowed to, like, get a W, though. Hey, it was crazy. It was crazy because my little brother was supposed to, put him on and he would have

whoop my little brother that's wow hey I ain't going to lie I was watching them I was like oh the I hope he got hands wow

goddamn um fuck but get some packages pause bring those over here also scroll through the news

I'm trying to see what else we're not talking about I kind of like the hot chito we talked about random things the whole time all right go back up it was the the Virgil thing

I don't give a fuck about hot Cheetos wait I didn't want to finish on the Virgil no about how, bro, you should have seen the fucking prices of everything that is double, I know, tripled, quadrupled. I'm pretty sure I just spent like 2,000 on some fucking off-white. You know how much those are probably going for now? Probably like 4,000.

Now's the time for me to get out. Yeah, maybe. I haven't even put on my off-white dunch yet. I was like, maybe I should just hold them for a lot longer. I own exactly one. It's crazy because, like. Exactly one off-white shirt. in exactly one off way pair of shoes in my life.

Bro, it's crazy because everything that he's ever done is going to be super analyzed now, all the fucking old, like, toxins. I mean, but he had a rollout, like, of all this stuff because I know, I wonder if they're going to still come out with the Louis Vuitton forces. You seen those that he was working on? Yeah, I'm pretty sure. Him motherfuckers going to be sky high. Yeah.

I feel like anything that has his name on it or name attached to it is going to be, like, a ridiculous amount of, uh, resale value right now. Yeah. I mean, shit, that's the question of if it's going to keep going up

or is it going to go down at some point and level off. What I'm no jumper. Joke, no joke. MFG is a small brand based out of Phoenix.

We appreciate any support. Hopefully it levels off. Don't throw it like I did last time. Hopefully it levels off so we don't got to fucking pay fucking $5,000 for a pair of shoes. Got some shorts right here. I might have to check out.

Look at this. okay pretty good pretty good shorts I can see you wearing those for sure like a fit a baby yeah way too small yeah yeah or T-Rill shorts for sure you got a little bean look at the little be a little sock that's a baby beanie who did he make this for it's definitely a T-Rel pack because it's made for a fucking shrunken man with like a fucking tiny head tiny shorts I mean this just kind of cool got a rat on it oh it you You kick it with a lot of rats, huh?

You kick it with a lot of rats. What you're trying to say? You're a rat lover? You're trying to say something? Yeah, you can take this one. I can't take you seriously. You're looking at you with this fucking hoodie on. And that sty.

The hoodie and the sty. I got a hoodie and a sty. I'm getting high as fuck. You're going to go one by one? Yeah. I'm going to do it all myself. No, you help. You read the donations.

All right. Free El Chapo said, El Chapo's wife just got three years in federal. She didn't know talking. That was, I'll fuck with that. You think? You respect that? Yeah, I respect that. Damn, I like that. Heer, give me a goddamn box. Fuck this, nigga.

Wow, look at this. Nigget, this is somebody, Adidas return. It just says digital pleasure and it's got like badly photoshopped cutouts of a bunch of different porn stars. Those are all my favorite porn stars, too. I am wearing that thread.

I've masturbated to all those women before. I've never masturbated. Nigga, you being the Jackshack, crazy yeah I do be going crazy in there you're right this is a 1 30 free al chappos said I'm scared the cartel is gonna kidnap him I'm actually pretty confident they are not concerned with me but oh this smells so bad I'm not gonna throw it what does this well gently put it right there it's that fish smell like vinegar yeah that vinegary fish fucking shirt just got printed smell me another one Yuri

look at this we got this company made a light blue bear embroidered into the front of one for a bear whopper beer granny bear all right this is from ace grime this from tea spray like no like no there is all right I got the supply can oh yo I hope at this well just say adopt don't shop adopt a boxer rescue adopt a boxer too political is all yours too political I'm gonna read more dono's Metro Michael Metro said likes are free John lore said what up AD it's Cruz JL. Appreciate the good entertainment

on my birthday. The Cruz J.L. I've been playing Halo with him. Shano, Sean, said I want to stop trapping and you check out my music. We'll be on stream Friday

actually listening to all you guys' music. So if you want to pull up Friday. Friday at 1 p.m. You better keep trapping until your music pops off. Deucy Gang Records Inc. Adam is now junkie. S.M.H. Suck a dick,

homie. Michael Metrox said hit the like button. Thank you very much. Vampires for Hire said, I got a new album. New Year's Evil dropping end of the year. Okay, pull up Friday. We'll listen to you. Vampires for hire. I've been waiting for some new music. Trapolitics TV said, Adam drinks lean often. Junkie. Okay, whatever. Xavier Banks. Adam, you're a real one for having Snoopy on now. Compton, A.B., DB, DB, B-Bat-a-Bat-Bat-Bat-Bat-A-D-T-1-B-2-1-B-B-D.

Adam, more black girls on Allie fans. Let's go. Hey, we just had one the other day. A-D. What? We just had an African-American-M. American woman on. Yeah, she was a very nice woman. I like that. Packs to racks. You guys show the front of the shirt, AD. Doosa gang. Records.

Duce bag gang. See, now you're being insensitive. That's different. They sit and squashed hat, but yeah. This is all your bag right here, huh? This ain't mine. Yeah, you just opened this, didn't you? Here. Why to do the hat like this, the mail people? I mean, even

it's fucked up. Even if a package seems like it might be kind of wag, you got to keep going and find it. Oh, look, Rocco sent $5 said Harmonia's gang. Yes. Thank you, bro. If you fuck with the harmonious gang, this is the place to donate. This is from juice.

Open this package. I'm sorry, I was just fine-ass girl who was DMing me asking me was I, okay, because I haven't both of no memes. This is kind of hard. Juice. It's kind of hard. Oh, that's hard. That's a cool shirt. Cut out to juice.

But the cool graphic is the part on the back. Yeah, I like that. Oh, that's pretty interesting. So it's like, I wouldn't really want to wear it on the stream because the cool part is in the back. I like that brown shirt. You might take it. What's that? With the vinegar.

Paradise art. Oh, there's two in there. Papillion. All right. Acres. Adam segregated the office with his house, brown town. Fuck you. Hi, Adam and crew.

I live in the UK and just started my own cold the brand from scratch. I hope you like the logo design. I sent you as simple, but you might dig it. That's kind of hard. This got to be one of the weirdest shirts I've seen. Austin Travis. Poppy lion.

It's kind of hard. Fuck is a poppy lion. What does that say? It's a Ducey Gang note. Read it. All right. Here's some merch from you from our shots at Amp 22 in the No Jumper podcast. If you like the gear show, give us a follow on this.

Nigel. You ain't speaking in English. Ducy game records. We didn't appreciate any feedback and happy to blah, blah, blah. This is from Paradise Art. What are those? Let's see. Pop on out.

I don't know what the fuck that means. I think it just sent his first and last name on a shirt. Oh, Austin, I know. Travis Scott's out. So we're looking for Austin Travis now. Travis Scott is not out. Oh, this looks interesting. The last name on a shirt.

Look at this. What 80's holding it. Oh, what? Give me head. That's hard. That's hard. That's hard as fuck. Sucker free.

Well, look what I got jinx zero. Oh, that looks pretty sick too. I probably like it without the letters without the jinx hero. Paradise Art Co. Wait, let's see what the other one say. I'm intrigued now. Oh, I'm weak. What the hell this shit got going on, boy?

This is another give me head, yep. Give me head and I never different. never different flavor this definitely Adam swag give me head yeah I never got head actually oh here's a box sir speaking ahead oh my god thank us at final thoughts on the voice of the heroes what the oh the dirt album that's your oldest cook yo here's scissors do you need them too late oh somebody said that that nasty vinegar smells on some of the njumber merch I don't believe it oh look at this breed love reptile said yo what's up guys from

Southern Oregon. We've been bumping AD a bunch lately. Appreciate it. Pause. Big love to AD from Armenians. We love you, big bro. Hey, I love Marmian family. Everything you say is 100% on point with the Armenians. Imagine if they heard all the racist shit, he says behind the scenes about your I never, I've never said that. I'll shout to my Armenian

brother Pucho. He just opened a... He's lying. He actually took a pokey shop. He supports the, what's the country they have beef with? He wants to go. Bajim. Where's the Pock Shop? AD folks with them, actually. I think you broke the scissors a piece of it just popped off tough love international

tough love international you're be my hat model oh that looks pretty cool 2020 the year I found out who really loves me myself wow put it on me see how it looks on you damn there's another hat for you from dopey is this a fitted oh dopey kind of like that you just step to the future come with me don't be a menace while you're doing it you got a green one on Thank you. I don't know about the dopey one. There's another shirt from dopey. Come with me, please. Oh, god damn.

Dopee got a bunch of shirts. Dobey's in the hell of shit. Yeah, shot the dopey. Damn, dope you got hell of designs. I'm smoking dopey to the face. He's hell of dopey. He's like on a tie-dye. He's like a Zumi's brand or something like that.

What the fuck is this a toy? Oh, Josh is gonna like these tie-dye shirts. What is that? What is-s-sick. That's hard. Oh, he's 72 of those as well. That's hard. Oh, I'm gonna get parking one and I'm gonna put one up here. I think that might be two more

I like this cool I like this new that another one I'll take one with a man I like this new Adam that That like you know has somebody to give stupid things to like when I've spent money at the babe store Yeah, is that basically everything? Oh yeah. We just roasted through that pretty quick I mean I don't know if I saw any shirts that are really planning on wearing Yeah the last time we had like last time I got some joints last time we had some moreino V loan in there Well, yeah, that was our. That I think was sent by somebody I've been talking to on Instagram. It just kind of looked like they just sent it in randomly because I didn't know it was coming.

I'm going to read more of these. Yeah, they sent two more. Please search Black White Episode 1 on YouTube. Executive Producer Ice Cube promise will not disappoint. Sounds interesting. I already have one. Do you want the other one? Oh, there's three of them in here.

Whoa. What are these things? Yeah. Oh, so this is Big Blunt Buddy. So if you go on Instagram and search Big Blunt Buddy, then you will find how to get these these blunt buddies they are pretty cool yeah pretty cool big blunt buddy but he's attacking me with a coffee gun you see my whole pick it up from the man cave

see my whole fit in the camera today oh I thought I really gonna show it what's good for southern Oregon what's up with Yuri's clapped-out kicks that's what chatty T said yeah your shoes do look kind of fucked up huh man I like these kicks you rode these into the ground huh they are clapped out they are clapped up you ripped the fucking swish off them or it just looks like that's It's gonna be a king. I'm getting roasted. Wow, look at all these fucking donations.

Wait a minute. Tell him I got the juice, AD, Don Cruz. By the way! Housephone looks like he prevents forest fires. Yes, he is a bear man. When that T-RL interview drop in, stop playing at him. Okay. Got to do it.

Let's do it. Do it as week. Daniel Domas said, when are you selling the at the end of the day? Shirts again, I need that merch for Christmas with a bear and the ARs. Oh. That's actually good. AD said he only wants to do merch. It's about Arby's now.

So, um, well, keep going down. I think I missed a couple. Oh, era M. B. Adam, don't speak on my people to make jokes with a war in my country. When your people support or fund our enemies who bomb our innocent kids. I'm gonna see you. Okay. A, pull up, bitch.

You ain't on shit. B, I don't even know what country you're talking about. Yeah, I don't know what the- C, you're definitely just like not getting the joke because you're a retard in the chat. So suck my ass. What was the job? I don't even understand what happened. He's like, don't joke him on our country.

even know what you're talking about. Suck a dick. Did you know AD was a feature in a Dobsap song? Look up reckless by Dad Sick. It happened before. Somebody kept... Dadsick's allegations?

What? Whoa. He got allegations? I didn't know. Yeah. Dad Sick, bro. He bought me out at the fucking... What's the shit?

The performance places. Fucking packed crowd. It was all fucking EDM and shit like that. But he got some allegations that had to work. Yuri with the Skid Row drip. Thanks, dude. Pretty much. Someone said

Housephone where the pants from. He's not though. He has fire ass ass piece of jeans on there probably like 500 bucks and he got the rare no jumper

wicked thoughts collab that realistically it's not that faded so that's pretty lit I got that low key drip he just he's going out of tape I got that drip

that you wouldn't want to rob on no roads scroll all the way back up you know let's see if we got you look at me or like he might be homeless there you go

someone did ask where your pants are from who got the better juice song a de or house phone these are from these are from around On two.

Which one got more streams? That's the real question. Mine. How you know? I guarantee you. House Fun and AD. I want to be your lawyer for the brand empire. Now, here's on a little late.

I got y'all for the logo tap in. I got a couple million. On the song? On the song. On the song. On the song. Yeah, on the song. Yeah.

A couple. Wait, I want to be your lawyer for the brand. I just read that. What does that mean, though? I'm so confused. I know you're, I mean, you might need a lawyer if you're going to build a brand empire and get movie rows. Okay.

Interesting. I knew one just came in a second ago. Yeah, there was one more and then we're done. Much left to all no jumper from the north side of ATL. Hashtag the real megos from the north side. Hashtag the crew shot Polo beats. Anyway. Let's go.

I think we hit our two hours. Let's go. Adam, what grade did you start driving to school? That's a good one. He was born of vampires. 11th grade. What? Adam, where's my on some shit merch?

It's been two months. No. It's been two months. Nojumper.com will help you out if you're having problems with the merch. Or, I don't know, I could probably, there's probably some other emails I could give you, but that one seems safe. Tokyo Goons. Yes. That is a song. We didn't talk about the Hotchito thing, but it is a real thing.

I'm going to talk about it tomorrow. I went to the store the other day, and I couldn't find Hot Cheetos. I want to talk to a little Zan about it. He's probably the one buying. Wait, what happened? There's a Hotchito shortage. I specifically went to Target to by Hotchitos. And they had no hot Cheetos.

Good. I hate hot Cheetos. Just shut the shit up. I bought kimchi instead. The O'Reilly did. Well, yeah, you, yeah. I don't know what's ever you in this kimchi instead. You've been going crazy on a kimchi lately.

Why? It's good for your stomach and I drink a lot of alcohol. Oh, the kombush? Yeah. It's like, it's like kind of like kombucha. It's like probiotic shit. All right. Well, put me on because, nigga, I need something that's better for my stomach.

Oh, yeah. Yeah. Be my lover. Won't you be my lover? Also, I want to tell everybody the Von Dutch documentary was crack. I got to watch it. What's on?

Hulu. Human crack in the flesh. It made me want to get a fucking story against so bad. Really? Is that good? Dude, you guys got to watch the fucking House of Horrors documentary

that just came out in Hulu? It's so fucked up. What was it about? About a family of 13 kids and the parents are just crazy-ass people who are keeping their kids locked in their house, chained to their beds. Is that real stories?

Real story. And one of the girls escapes out of the house and she meets up with the cop and the cop has like a like a body can. They show it. And he has, yeah, they show all the footage just came out. So this documentary came out. And it's, bro, it's so fucked up.

Well, but to be fair, though, the kids might have had bad vibes. All 13 of them. This guy really just gave me another $5 to tell me that he's going to see me. Well, you don't fuck you. You better get your blammy game up, buddy, because I'm well protected. All right. This has been fun. Shout out to everybody.

We'll be back. Shout out to everybody. We'll see all. next week. Yuri ended up here for some reason. I'm about to do a live stream right now with Yuri. No, I will be going home.

Basta got you. Yuri's going home. And everybody, shout out to tent talks. Check 10 talks out. Check out house phone and AD on Spotify and Apple Music and all that shit.

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