No Jumper - The No Jumper Show Ep. 129 w/ Bootleg Kev

Episode Date: January 12, 2022

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Is that a straw? He's just chugging on his fruit jug. Hey, man, this is you gotta do the gallon a day, man? I like this, man. But do you think that having like seven lemons in there is gonna make you drink more water? Lemons, strawberries? Hey, you, Treb, what the fuck is wrong with you?

It's a lot of natural sugar in that, man. Yeah, I mean, fuck it. It's got to get my gallon. Yeah, but I'm just saying the sugar, ooh, was it really in my car? God damn it, uh, the sugar and fruit, In terms of losing weight, it's still your enemy. You don't want to be eating fruit if you're losing weight.

That's why you can't eat fruit on keto. I mean, I've been drinking for fucking 10 years. Well, that's a good point. I took all the alcohol out of my system. I don't think this sugar is going to make a big difference. It's good for you. We're not comparing it to your previous lifestyle, which is obviously just complete human annihilation.

We're comparing it to like what a sane person might choose to eat. I feel good as fuck now. I mean, yeah, after dumping fucking sugar and alcohol down your throat for all those years, I would assume he probably feel pretty good. I feel good. You're making up for her with the mushrooms. I went back to boxing. I stopped the mushrooms too.

You're eating shrooms? I was on it for a minute. His eyes light up because he's a shroom dude over here. No one told me, like, don't do him at the club. Oh, yeah. I'm freaking out at the club. Oh, yeah, yeah, you're looking. Oh, yeah.

That's a bad idea. You have to be in a safe environment. Like, you literally hear the be like, boom, no, no, no, no. You ever get like, you do shrooms at, like, a club or a concert, You get all paranoid, like someone's trying to kill you and shit. I didn't think anybody was going to try to kill me. I thought my body was trying to kill me.

Right. You know what I mean? Like, that's just bad. That's my one regret from the boot like Kev interview that we did the other day is that it was, we didn't have enough time to fully go into his. The shroomage. His new business or he sells shrooms. We don't have to cover it right now, but just. I don't sell shrooms.

I'm going to say, where is it? He promotes the sale of shrooms in some way. I'm not sure he was actually fulfilling the orders. But he had a shirt on of some sort of, of some sort of, of some sort of. of shroom company. Okay, DJ Vlad. He's going to get you caught up. He told me that in his hood, it's normal to say,

oh, you Vlad, you Vlad. Is that a... He said that. He said that. You gladded me. Why would you put that on me? He said... Bro, is that sound...

Is that sound? Are you firing that thing off? I like that. I also have the opportunity. That's your B-boy. We try to keep it away from AD because he's very responsible. You know, it's crazy. I barely even...

use it on my show now. You love stream. You fell back on it. It's just, you got like this principal thing in my head now. And it's like, when I think about doing something, it's like, no, AD, don't you do this, but this is the funny thing about it is that last week on Housephone's show, I saw him dealing with Hesh and getting annoyed at Hesh being basically what Housephone kind of is to me because Hesch is picking up his phone, mid-podcast.

Tagging the wall. I mean, I told him it was cool if he tagged the walls, even though, I mean, in registers. Press more for Trump. It does look a little ugly. You're not about to direct the boy. Don't take orders from him. I'm not snitching.

It says his name. I mean, you guys, like, you probably, being that you have your own show, I mean, do you have anything that gets annoying to you that you see other people doing on your podcast that you feel takes away from the actual conversation? Honestly, I'm so childish that is, like, all funny to me. Yeah.

And it'd be like, I think since Josh is, our fourth mic now. He's the voice of reason that we need. Yeah. I don't know if you guys have enough reason going on. It's the same jokes. Yes, we do. Every episode has the same jokes about the arm and the tiger thing. We don't talk about the arm. I just really want you guys to graduate

past that at some point. That just lets me know that you ain't watched the last two episodes. That's true. Because they ain't none of that shit came out. It didn't? No. What happened to what happened to T. What happened to T. I got crushed by a bulldozer. I don't want to talk about it. I don't want to talk about it. They got mad at me because I didn't talk about it on his

interview even though I had just watched the interview with you he talked about in there right yeah no because I thought the same thing I was like you guys talk about it all the time on the show why what I want the funny shit on my Twitch playing the tiger shit for him so you can dance and shit that shit was classic but the question is just when he's going to turn against that

I don't think it's funny anymore no he don't care yeah but you kind of but that's the thing yeah he doesn't care but he kind of has to act like he doesn't care because if he acts like he cares then all of a sudden you guys have this like ultimate weapon to piss him off If he acts like he doesn't care, then he gets to roll with the punches.

Not really, T. Rare really from the street. So it's like nothing that people can say here, like, that's not like super disrespect for him. He's not going to take to the heart. Like, you can't really say nothing to me that's going to make me like want to fight some right here. If you lost a leg, do you think that we would just be able to poke fun at you? Well, if it just happened, then, I mean, shit.

That's why it just happened. But if it, but if it, honestly, with me, if I lost the leg, God forbid, nigger, I know what I signed up for. I'll be right here. Y'all can call me Peggy. whatever the fuck y'all want to say. Peg Bundy. I will definitely call you Peggy.

If you... Look what happened when you got your style. I wouldn't let you live with that shit. Freestyle or what it all that? So why do you think I hid my hair transplant? You have a hair transplant? Have I made fun of you for having a hair transplant? Maybe a little bit, yeah.

No, I haven't. Not anything too crazy. The only thing I made fun of you the most of is being porn, man. That's it. And that's something that's great. I made fun of you for having a heart condition. I made fun of you for having a heart condition. I made fun of you for everything that's happened throughout your life

because that's how I think French should do. Yeah. Within reason. Yeah. Now, everybody can't joke with you like that, but if it's somebody that you consider your homeboy, you know, we're not really trying to hurt each other's feelings. Like, if I ever thought for a minute that T-Rill's feelings was hurt by us joking, I would never say this shit again. He's the joking type, too, so he's going to just shoot him just as fast as you shoot him back.

For sure, for sure. If not faster. And here we are talking about this motherfucker's arm again. Exactly. Shut on T-Rill. Not a play-out topic at all. Anyway, welcome everybody to the No Jumbers show. So something is going on with Lull House phone.

We don't know what. He's been kind of incommunicado in the group chat for the most part, but he did respond today so we know that he didn't lose his lid-eye for anything like that. But we have replaced him at least for the day with Bootleg Kev. Very excited to have Bootleg Kev on the show. Me and AD recently did a podcast on his show. Well, you called him Mexican? He's a Caucasian meal.

I didn't call him Mexican. I just thought he was Mexican. I thought he was mixed with something. Yeah, you act like it was like a bad thing. Like, you called him. No, it's just the look on your face was like the most priceless shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. When you have nine Latino children, I'm allowed to think that you're Mexican.

Two. Two. Yeah. I thought you got black children. Yeah, my wife's, you know, one of my sons is mixed, yes. Okay. Oh, so your wife is part black? No, wife is black.

My wife is not black. My wife is Mexican. That's what I thought. No, she, she, uh, from a previous relationship. Oh, okay. Interesting. Well, I like it. Yeah, yeah.

We have a nice mixed family thing going on. You know what I'm saying? That must be cool to have your kid be a person of color even though you're not. A personal color. Wow. I mean, I don't know. That's the polite term, isn't it? No, it's not.

It's, I guess it's, yeah, sure. Technically, right? I don't know. Nick, you ain't black. He's Mexican. Is he a person of color? I don't know. Mexican and white.

Can you call a Mexican a person of color? Or does that only for black people? I don't know, is that? I feel like person of color is something that nobody says in real life, but they say it, like, on Twitter and maybe, like, at certain corporations, like your HR guy will tell you that you're a personal of color. Like Trump, look at my African-American right there.

If I said this guy is a person of color, I feel like everybody in the room is going to laugh at me because why would you not just say black? If you go in the hood and on the train station right now and say, look at this person of color, you might get beat up. That sentence in and of itself, I agree with not. Is it kind of right?

Because you can't say colored person, that's racist. Color person is racist. But person of course. Color isn't racist? But then you have the National Association for the advancement of color people. Like that used to be the normal word. Super dated fucking name. That's crazy.

They never had to change that. Everybody changes everything now. But they never changed that. They might just throw out the acronym and just be like, no, we're just the NDACP. We don't even know what that shit means. Don't call nobody color. Just leave it alone. That's terrible.

I wanted to hashtag whites for Arby's, but I mean, that's everybody. That's everybody. Maybe no, like, white solidarity groups. Yeah, I was like, no race. I don't think. You get too close to the proud boys, but he could come out in the club with the fucking blacks for arbyes, but I can't put the fucking white for arbyes.

I don't know. That's kind of like, you already, you already pressing the line when it comes down with that. I'm not even tribut. I'm not even trying to form, like, a whites for anything group. Like, I'm into Zelda. I'm not going to start like a white Zeldahs. White Zeldon.

White Zeldon. White Zeldon. White breath of a while. Doesn't that sound racist? Yeah. White for anything. Boole. Kep.

Okay. Let's hit Boolele fans. like Kevin with the question. What did you do this weekend? This weekend, I went to the 49er Rams game. Almost got into a fight. And then, was it because of a woman showing her tits? No. You saw that video, though? No, that wasn't a football game. What's crazy is, like, at the game, we're sitting in front of, like, right behind some, some dude and his girl who are Rams fans. And then right in front of them were, like, the most tatted up, s-8-out 49er fans. People of color.

Anyway. Continue. So like these two guys and this dude who's just with his lady are about to fight. And the dude who's with his lady is like kind of a square. But this guy's like not backing down. And his lady starts hitting him and telling him to shut the fuck up. Like you're going to get your ass beat, whatever. So this girl gets up and goes and snitches on her boyfriend to the cops.

Wow. And so I went to take a piss and came back. And everyone was going. except the lady. So I was like, yo, they kicked your boyfriend out. She said he wasn't my fucking boyfriend. I got him kicked out. So they kicked the boyfriend. So she watched the game by herself. And yeah, they kicked the two vatos out and this lady just watched the game alone. So she was just on a date? I guess to a fucking Rams game's game. And she stayed and watched the game by herself. It was like middle of the first quarter. Bad bitch. I like it.

Where the fight come from? Just Rams, Niners fans talking shit. No, I thought you almost got on the fight. Oh, yeah. Now that was just because my friend was fucked up. About that same thing? Yeah, that was later on after the game. The Niners won. He was talking shit to Rams fans, and I almost had to, you know, you know. I feel like having anything to do with sports is just too risky.

Like, there's just too much violence, too much anger. Like, people just get too heated up. I don't want to be around that kind of energy. Yeah, honestly, like I'm a Cardinals fan, so they're playing the Rams in L.A. this Sunday. And I'm like, man, I don't know. Because if I pay all that money to go to that fucking game and we lose, then I got to deal with all the Rams fans on my way out.

They're going to make fun of you? It's rough. Like pun. Like pun. But on the contrary, earlier this year I went to an L.A. Rams game. Cardinaled the fuck out. We beat the shit out of the Rams. On my way out, I was talking shit.

So it felt good. And I FaceTime pun. I don't want any of that smoke. Yeah. No, the sports thing is very irrational. Yeah. Me and my friend just had a discussion. Like, our lives would probably be a lot more productive and happier if we just stopped

watching sports. If he gave up, me it feels to be more productive. I feel, another joke that you make every episode. Let's just throw that in there. You do math.

Let's throw that in the tick box of things, the AD thinks it's funny. At least it's not correct. No, but that actually raises like an interesting question, though, because I've always, like related,

I've always related sports to basically like gang bang. Yes. Same fucking thing. It is literally that. It's literally exactly the same thing because it makes no sense. It's also like a religion.

I have an Arizona Cardinals tattoo on my chest. Almost everybody just rocks with the religion Boring way. How does gang bang and make no sense? It is very much so like it's it's very irrational like tribalism like to the point where you'll fight somebody over it. It's not like you think that the people from your neighborhood are actually the best

people in the city, right? Fuck no. No, okay. But still for some reason when you're in a gang, you then have to basically treat everybody that you grew up around. You're just like deciding to commit to them and somehow if anybody disrespects them then you got to go do something crazy to them. It doesn't really make a lot of sense.

It's the same way that, like, if you're a Cardinals fan, the Cardinals today are not even close to the same team that they were like three, four years ago, never mind 10, 20 years ago when you started watching. To have that allegiance to it, it kind of like escapes logic. It does. In that way, it is like gang banging. I agree.

But see, a lot of people and a lot of sports fans, it is the same like Game Bangor, right? Their parents were these fans, they pass that shit down. Game banging is a result of little, boys not having positive male role models. And you know what I'm saying? They look to the people in their neighborhoods to fucking, they're telling him

to do bad stuff and do shit like that. Well, you had a positive male role model. Your dad's a solid guy. I didn't grow up with my dad. Different. There's that. Obviously, I don't know what the fuck I'm talking about. I just saw your dad was on the fucking podcast. I was like, you know, 80's dad. 80s dad knows about tax law and shit.

My pop's is doing his thing, but I grew up. I just met him last year. No, I grew up in California, man. My dad's My dad didn't live with me. I lived with my mom and my grandma. But it's also very similar to religion in the sense that almost everybody ends up being the religion that they were born with. I always think it's really interesting when I meet, or interesting is a nice word, but when I meet like a white girl who just at 25 decides she's just going to be chilling in the mosque. And like, no, I decided that Islam is it.

And I'm just like, wow, like, what a fascinating decision to make as an adult. Like if you're a kid and you're born into it, then it's super easy to understand. But like, I remember I used to be fucking with this girl, this white girl, who just decided that she was a Muslim. She got Bismala tattooed on her fucking neck. We're going to the corner store. And the motherfucker at the corner store is like giving her free beer and shit because he's like kind of impressed by her and shit. And then I'm talking to her, I'm like, so why did you end up becoming a Muslim? She's like, well, I did this like religious studies course and I like learned about all the world's religions.

And it just, it just resonated. It just resonated. with me and I'm like what was it about it she's like like I don't remember what the fuck she said was like 20 years ago but it was like some bullshit I'm like wow you must be easily persuaded if you just switched your fucking religion in the context of learning about all the religions I feel like most people who are religious are easily persuaded in general that's interesting or they were at least easily persuaded once or they believe that's true or they're they're very gullible people you know many of them are but I feel like a lot of them are

because a lot of them they sort of get told some shit early on and there's just nothing that would ever be able to remove them from that belief like i don't think that there's like most christians if you were to like provide them with like absolute proof that the bible was not what they think it is they're not switching sides no they're they're standing they're 10 toes in yeah 100% anyway fuck football just kidding were we talking about football we're talking about football did you see the video i'm guessing you're guessing you you guys didn't see it now but there was a video at maybe a hockey game i think it was a hockey game basketball game super cross there's a fucking girl who looks like she's so drunk and she's just like walking around in the stands at the game just showing her tits you can just see it in her face that she's fucking plastered super cross i think it was super cross and then she had to be Caucasian she was definitely what a super cross motos cross oh yeah yeah that's a white person but but anyway there's another woman who got glasses and she looks like kind of a Normie in comparison to this drunk whore

And she's fucking, she starts Like getting violent like, part of your tits away I'm trying to enjoy the game because all the dudes are screaming and hooting and hollering at her dumping her tits out. Is it a game? No, it's not a game. It's like a race, right? Supercross is not a play a game, right? Anyway, they end up fucking brawling

in the fucking stands and shit and there's just a crazy ass video. Is she fighting with their tits out? I think the tits end up getting put back in before violence happens. But man, they look like some nasty ass tits. I'm like, that says a lot about like the stands at this game that people are getting that excited about some

trash boobs. It's like going to a Tech 9 show and he does this fucking Ariolas. Stop, does he really? Yeah, yeah. I didn't know about that. So like, you know, Tech 9 fans look like how you think Tech 9 fans would look like. I'm not fucking a Tech9 fan. At least, well, I fuck with Tech. That's my guy. Me too, but I'm not fucking his fans.

His female fans are exactly who you think they are. Right. And it's like 30 of them on fucking some some big ass juggalo shoulders pulling their pasty-ass fucking pink Tits out. Right. And it's bad, yeah.

It's like, it's like the only show where Tits get pulled out where you're just like, me. Yeah. Put those down. Put them away. But do you remember being young? And I was like 13, 14, going to fucking metal concerts and there'd be girls like standing on their boyfriend's shoulders or like sitting on their shoulders and showing the

tits. And I was young. That was very acceptable. Yes. Yeah. Like just actually storing up the image of those boots in my brain to beat off too later. No, I don't. Now I had that scramble.

Sick, nigger. That, that, that, that, you ever jerk off to the kid? Cable Scramble? Yeah, but I ain't trucking off to a green boob. What the hell is the cable scramble? Man, that shit used to be lit. You go to the porno channel on your TV, but it's fucking scrambled. There'd be enough coming through where you could get your shit off.

You could hear it. You could hear the sounds of sex. And like, every now and then, the scramble would chill a little bit. You see a nipple. You're like, I was all you needed, though. Before the internet fucked us up. I mean, yeah, now you could never imagine. I forgot you and Booleg Kale share the same like.

Porn boys. Yeah, I'm definitely porn. Boys and shit. The Campbell scrambles. You have never seen this. You've never seen scrambled porn, bro. How old are you? You lived a shuttered existence.

I'm not even in the porn. Let me get my phone. I got hell of topics in my phone too. I just don't want to. Look at it. You heard of cable scrambled? Scramble porn? Yeah, he knows.

That's a real one right there. He's been beaten off way longer than you. Brough. That's crazy. He put it in work for his beating off. Wow. Before the internet. I just schooled you.

We had to, like, I pay, me and my best friend Ramses, we had like a club house in this field. And we used to pay homeless dudes. Not clubhouse, like a real clubhouse. No, like a fucking clubhouse. Somebody had to say it. We used to... We used to pay homeless dudes to fucking buy his porno mix.

We'd be like, you know, there'd be like a homeless guy outside of Circle Carers of shit. We'd fucking give him the money and he'd go in to get us to pornos. I used to do that. But then at a certain point I decided to sort of just shorten the process and I would just get a disposable camera and give it to the homeless guy and say, hey, go in the woods, take pictures of your dick and then give it to me. What? See this?

See this? The fuck is wrong. Once he found out he was right, he's like, oh, yeah, these jokes are coming. I love it. All fucking day. Great one out of them. So you had a tree house? Yeah.

Wow. We made that shit. Well, like a sign and shit. Nah, no, no, no, no, no. What was your club called? It was just me and my homie Ramses. Jerk off boys. Y'all had a fucking name.

Jerk off boys. I don't know. It wasn't Camvin Ramzes. The bootleg boys. We had like a fucking, we had like a piece of carpet that would keep all the pornoes underneath. So we'd, like, pull them up. They'd be like, they'd be all fucking. Magic tree house.

Yeah, bro, if they, because you inspired me, but like, retroactively when I was interviewing him because he's telling me about how he used to be a bootlegger. And he would make CDs and shirts and jerseys and all the shit. And I was just, it keeps like coming into my mind, like, a lot of that hustle wouldn't really work as well now because like nobody's going to buy a fucking burnt CD unless they're a total idiot. But like, there's a lot of things you could bootleg in porn is back in the day if you were bootleg in porn. Because what, the feds are going to run down on you and figure out that this fucking porn is bootleg? Like, are they really going to give a shit? Well, now it's just, you know, the people selling the mega upload links, right? The Reddit links.

I know somebody who does that. Me too. Oh, my God. He tried to sell me a fire stick full of porn. Pause. Wow. That was the other hustle for a while, the hacked fire sticks. I used to do that shit.

Before we employed, there's no jumper. Before we picked him up. I got the Cody. I got the Cody. Cody 9.0, whatever the fuck. He was subscribed to the fucking the Army and a Hellcat thing. No. The Cody was.

Bucing that Cody was, it still is busting. Look, movie box, all that, you know. Cody, I don't know about the Cody. Yeah, that's the shit. Wow. On the fire, on the fire stick, yeah, yeah. That shit's so easy to install too. That's what I said.

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I haven't had a long, a losing poker session in a long time, which is kind of freaking me out. like, oh shit. I remember when I was like actually losing money. Like you overdue now? No, I just, well, yeah, kind of. But I mean, you know, it's not like we're overdue. It's just, what's the dynamic between like in-person poker? Are you as good if you're in person? Everyone who plays poker in real life for the most part sucks.

Now, I don't want to say that. But there's a lot of like really bad poker players who love to go to the casino and just sit there and play, right? Whereas online, it's like it attracts the best players because they're like and bad players just get demolish. hell of fast. Online they do? Yeah, it's like online is so much harder than really real life but then at the same time in real life you get to play like 20 hands an hour versus online you're playing like hundreds of hands per hour like usually you're playing multiple tables and everything in person aren't you like keeping up on people's ticks or like they're like and that even if you're

good at poker then that's like an additional level of you know but you don't have that online right you have stuff that you can like make a decision based on such as like their timing okay or you know you even have like statistics through like like this display on the screen that can tell you like how they play generally speaking. So you can make observations about them, but nothing that's going to compare to like, I'm sitting across from a fucking 80 year old man and he goes all in on the river. And I just, I'm looking at this guy and I can tell that he does not have the bluff in him. Like he's never bluffing.

Like this guy is just, he has an amazing hand. Whereas online, a lot of players are willing to bluff it all, all in on the river with nothing because they're just, they're good. so it's a whole thing don't know what that means anyway on the river in the van down by the river porn or poker

I don't know I would like to you've never seen porn no I'd say porn and poker you've seen porn though yeah because me and kever

sharing what we're into yeah come on you act like you ain't never watch no fucking pinky in your life no Cherokee we never paid the homeless man to get the porn

for us that's what we've never done we've seen porn we just fucking 11 years old young and they have a computer I'm 11 I can't yeah you watched it on the fucking internet

I didn't have internet pinkie Pinky for sure. You didn't know, what about Cherokee for sure too? Yeah, of course. Come on. Yeah, those are those.

Aislo Fox. But you don't have to porn up no more? You don't head to porn up no more? No, I don't watch a porn like that. Olivia Lovely? He said, oh, I don't jerk off. If I, if I want to come, then I'm just going to fuck my girl.

I'm just saying, if you girl, as if that's always an opportunity. What if your girl is COVID? Then you go in the shower, let it loose. What? But that's what I'm saying? You beat off.

Okay, you do it beat off. So in the shower? You don't have your phone? Do you have the phone in the shower or the waterproof boy? Oh, wow. What do you think about dragons and shit? You're a corns. Yeah, what do you think about?

I feel like this is going to give me a trouble. Big booty stitches. My woman, that's what I think about. Who falls within the realm of big booty stitches, right? And a dragon. And a dragon. Oh, my God, imagine you were joking about your girl riding a dragon? That's kind of hot.

But do you think your girl would be mad because she's like, well, I don't actually have a dragon, so I can't fulfill your fantasy. Is that cheating? Is it cheating to pretend you have a dragon? I don't know. Who knows? It's a really good question. I'm actually I'm on vacation from doing plug talk because we had all these episodes stored up. We took December off basically. We took

January damn near off, so I got to get back to filming in a week or two but it's been nice just having a nice little dick vacation. Did you see? Jenna Jameson's got some fucking disease. She can't walk anymore. And in the video about how she's basically dying, she's like,

I didn't get the jab or any other jab. She has to throw in the anti-vaccine shit. It's like, bitch, who are you to take the higher ground morally here? Like, you got to get yourself out of this fucking bed before you could start telling us how to live our lives. Yeah, she was on her side too. She looked terrible. Yeah, what the fuck happened?

And why are you in bed in the hospital and you're using a filter to film yourself? Like, let us just see your skin falling off or whatever that's going on. It was sad. It was sad. Cloud is life. She's kind of like the, I guess, like the Jordan of porn, right? Like one of...

The Jordan? She's like top three, like, ever as far as just, like, popularity. Like, I feel like... I'm not saying... I was never a fan. She was that. But she was that bitch forever. She was so hot, super good personality.

She seemed dope as fuck. She definitely, like, ran the game. No, she ran shit. Yeah, she was like in the magazine era. She was, you know, she was the one. I don't know who she was. I said, man. Prayers to her.

Wasn't she? I was never a fan. Yeah, who was also a crazy Maga bastard. Who was also basically retarded as far as I'm concerned. Yeah, that guy, his brain is just a pile of fucking mush at this point, dude. That's crazy. I guess he used to beat the shit out of her. Yeah? Yeah.

Doon, do it makes sense. I mean, that doesn't surprise me at all that he would do that, and it doesn't surprise me at all that she would in any way, like, drive him to do that? Like, I could see her being so annoying. She deserved it. I wouldn't beat her up if she was that annoying, but I could see her being so annoying that somebody... She deserved all the domestic virus.

Cito Ortiz and his C-T-E, I could just see that he would probably not have the law of views. It's terrible. Don't hit women at all. women at all. Do not be bitches. It's not a cool thing. Don't be bitches. Okay, Keff, do not be bitches.

Do not ever commit suicide. You got to put that a shirt. Don't be bitches. Do not be bitches. It's a factoid. Anyway. So, this weekend, I had a BMX jam. It was the first answer shit BMX jam that we've done in a couple years.

And of note, AD did not come because he cares more about house phone and the shoe pop up than he cares about me and what I have going on. What the fuck? You know what? right away wow now graham i didn't make as big a deal about mine as household i didn't demand you guys come on this podcast you had no idea how much it would hurt my feelings when you didn't come just kidding uh but we did trev came and your man's your brother kiki came so he was able to see the bmx environment and how crazy it was and how it was probably the best jam that we ever did so i felt like he got to see an extremely great version of what a bmx gathering i've seen the stories it looked

like it was fun fantastic it looked like a music video shoot I seen somebody was like a big ass pants jinkos yeah that was Eric that's what Jingles someone had Jinkos on he did give me a pair yeah like real Jinkos you always sponsored by Jinko this guy Air Dolphin he's still yeah yeah he's he's fascinating character he's from Massachusetts so he's from like right by where I'm from he's cut bro like chiseled like like abs out that wazoo finally tuned his eyebrows everything looks perfectly man-acred he out here with no shirt on all the time.

Boy Boy West Coast. The biggest Jinko's different. Picture boy, boy, West Coast, but white. But white. And he's soap shoes and he rollerblades and he's been going crazy because people just love the vibes of just like the 90s energy. He edits his rollerblading clips to fucking like offspring and all these 90s songs. Didn't, did we talk about the Jinko pants on the interview we did? I didn't know that they were still making pants.

I was obsess. with it when I was 13. So that is 25 years ago. And I know that's not when the brand started in 1997 when I was 13. But I mean, they've been through so many different stages of ownership. Like every couple of years out here like, oh, Jinko got sold to this company. Jinko got sold to that company. Jinko's trying to do marketing at this thing, et cetera.

And yeah, I don't know like what the current state of affairs is. But the Jinkos that home he was wearing were like very, very authentic Jinko's. Big pockets? huge, like, just like they were back in the day. 50 inches. Well, I used to be, like, walking. 50 inches. Pause.

Very good pause. Yes, I've seen a lot of 50-inch dicks lately. Nice. But I would be seeing a fool walk through the mall, and I would see those gigantic ginkos just waving, and I would just be like, that's the man. And the bottom of the jinkos would always be disgusting. Until they started cuffing them. And then it kind of became a style thing.

Like, do you want to be the guy with the cuff jingos? or do you go on to be the guy with a really ripped-dusting ones. Hey, it's crazy, too. Speaking of that, because I finally heard the ICP song yesterday. How terrible was it? It was like, Iggy Little Piggy or something. I was like, what the fuck is this shit? So you waited until they basically are like disbanding

to start talking shit about them? I didn't even know they was. They broke up? They broke up, but they are having some health problems. So they're basically like really scaling back. They're touring to like, you know, maybe like a couple of dates. How are those guys you think? in their 50s now?

Like in late 50s, I'm pretty old. They donated for me to listen to it, and I was like, what the fuck is this? Wait, ICP donated? No, probably.

On my Twitch, somebody donated to me to, they reacted to it. I was like, is Violent Jay fucking on Twitch? Like, yo, Eddie, they need to listen to my shit.

I would believe it. Anyway, what was really unique about the BMX jam is that we had Crip Mac pull up and announce it. Now, this was like a little bit,

when you consider that we were basically doing this jam like in a hood, a neighborhood, under a bridge in like a drainage ditch. I don't know the politics of that area. Having Crip Mac pull up, like as the day proceeded, it started to kind of occur to me like,

well, this is a little bit of a risky idea. Like, we don't know what might have happened here because as the day went on, we started having different people pulling up to the jam. Now, we didn't have anybody pull up who was like, you know, in like a blood or a Crip gang or whatever, but there was a bunch of Mexican fools coming through. At one point, one of them asked Krip Mac where he was from,

and Krip Mac gave him the speech, which he always does. I'm for 50 B's right. Where he was right, right, right? It seemed like that was good enough for the dude who asked him. He seemed like maybe he wasn't really trying to bang him in the first, bang on him in the first place. Or bang him. He just wanted to know where he was from.

He probably wanted to bang him. Who knows. Overall, the vibes were good. The vibes were very great. The vibes. The energy was good. I think Krip Mac's presence really helped turn it up for all the kids who were there because all the young BMA, nice people who are there, they're going crazy.

They cannot believe that he's there. Do you think BMX shit is like, because I feel like when you and I were kids, that shit was like a thing. Like if you had like a GT with some pegs or some shit, I don't hear my kids talking about bikes or nothing like. Gtino. I used to want one more. The dino or all that shit.

And there'd be like the like in my hood, we would have like those empty fields and people would make like the little dirt rants. Well, I mean the dynamic that's different now is that it used to be like, like, think about like the 60s or somethings or whatever. It was like baseball, basketball, hockey, football, whatever the fuck you're into. It was pretty much like traditional sports. And maybe you could be like, I don't know, like a weight lift or even that shit didn't really like get popular until like the 70s, right? But then BMX is skateboarding come along and all of a sudden it's like, oh, here are these like individual sports that you can get into that are like one person.

It's not a team sport. But now it's kind of like, bro, there's five million different Twitch channels, YouTube. E-g gamers, gaming. There's like there's so many options. but this weekend really like reaffirmed to me that it's like wow they're still still live vmx riders out there and they all fucking came through to our jam and people were going crazy like sending themselves dude like what's that mean they were good bmxers going like pro bike riders trying like their hardest tricks in front of hundreds and hundreds of people

cheering for them like it's not really like a vibe that you get to see all the time especially with the pandemic and everything we spent i guess i can say it now because they removed it but we spent like thousands of dollars building these fucking rails and stuff that we had installed at the spot did you have to get a permit for that hell no and then we were really it's a risky move we were really hoping I know but now they've been taken out by the city so I could talk about this or whatever but like the city goes in the next morning and just fucking rips all the rails out which suck and at first we were like shit was it meth heads was it fucking some skater dude who wanted to take it back to his house

and install it or whatever because like the meth heads would take that shit just to sell it for scrap metal you know but uh like literal miff heads So like your fans? No, like literal methods. Is this thing? Under a bridge. This meth thing is the thing? He calls his fans the methods.

Oh, I was making sure. Rope gang. Rope gang methods. Okay, okay, okay. Yeah. What happened to rope gang? I knew rope gang was a thing.

I didn't know about the methods. It's kind of like slowed down on saying. Now when someone says road gang, I'm like, oh, like, you're like a 2017 era. That was a different era of no jumper. The Rope game. Where we just talked about come all the time. Yeah. Not much has changed.

how much has changed but yeah the jam was was ridiculous it was amazing at one point bro I met this Mexican dude who was in a wheelchair was a big no jumper fan like really fucked with us and he had he was in wheelchair he just like got

shot like relatively recently he told us he got shot like there and this fool was getting fucked up and like he was getting drunk yeah oh okay wheelchair people got to get drunk too drink away the pain man

this dude was getting fucked up. And he was saying some crazy shit to me. That's what you said to ER? About Krip Mackey. And I'm just thinking, I'm like, He dropped the hard R on you? I'm like, wow, I hope you don't say that to him.

That would be weird if you said that to him. But take it, there was a lot of crazy things going on, bro. There was so much shit that could have happened, but didn't. Like, nothing happened. No cops came. No cops.

It was so smooth. We were there for like five, six hours. People were on the bridge taking pictures, stopping. Like the vibes there were, It was just real time All over the fucking all the industrial Buildings around there

All the different business and stuff Their parking lots are just completely fucked Because everybody's just parking there Wow He turned to crack heads home Into a beautiful vibe Because we were underneath that bridge Was there like homeless people's houses

Under there? No but probably like He destroyed him They probably He said fuck out of here Get out of here! No there weren't any bums around there But if you look down the river bed

Like you know 50 feet 60 feet There were. And, like, you would see some of them scampering out and going up to the gas station or whatever they were trying to do, you know. So they were around. You should have bought them all bikes. That would be great. And then they would sell those bikes for crack.

Some dude went up the wall. I see it right on his face. Oh, my God. How was the guy doing? Oh, he's fine. I heard he broke his nose. I don't know. Phil told me he broke his nose.

Some of the tricks I seen on Adam's story. I have never seen nothing like this. Whatever that means. What? That's how they were such great. tricks that it was almost like no that shit was gun that shit was crazy though yeah like I was like fuck so do you want to tell us about how you consumed Arby's in the club perhaps being perhaps becoming the first person to ever do so you know it's crazy too somebody somebody pointed this out and they

hit me up they said Adam said Arby's wouldn't pay attention to a gang bringer that's putting fucking black shit of all there and you were fucking wrong you're right I was wrong did they like a tweet So, no, I went to the club And shout out to my DJ Tony Hansom I went to the club this weekend And I was like, hey, it'd be a good idea You had a club? Yeah, oh, wow.

Who would have thought? It lives in the club, this guy. Hey, so they said, we thought it was a good idea. It was like, hey, we should bring Arby's out with the bottles. Oh, my God. You know what I'm saying?

So he went to Arby's, he got like a whole bunch of that shit. Oh, so the shit was cold by the time you got it? No, it was good. So he has to buy a bag of Arby's and then give it to the bottle surface and say, hey, can I pay you to bring this out to my table

and act like I'm surprised. Yeah, basically. Pretty much. Would have been hard if you would have just pulled a fucking roast beef sandwich out of your pocket just like. Nah, that's different. No, but they put this shit on the platter.

They came out and they put the blacks for armies on the sign. It was a moment. Yeah, Trave was with me. I got to witnesses. Trev and Jason came to the club with him. Yeah, what's going on with you guys leaving your girls and going to the club with him? I mean, it was content.

I had to go, you know. Oh, okay. You were filming. Yeah. Well, what's Jason's excuse? He was filming. He was here for the- He was consulting, designing.

Jason's not a filmer. He lived five minutes away. Jason was getting inspiration for no jumper as a brand in the club. Exactly. That makes sense to me. Okay. But actually was fire. When the shit came out, everybody just started cheering for no reason.

Right. And I'm just passing out like beef and shatters to people. Wow. I got drunk as fuck. And they're just like, oh, look at this guy's funny. He's bringing Arby's into the club. I don't know why he was cheering. I was like, yeah.

If Arby's didn't react to this. this, were you going to have this be the last straw of you giving them free promo? Honestly, I didn't expect them to hit me a period. Right. I'm just going to keep it honest. So the fact that they did, I was just like, what the fuck? Well, what did they say? They wrote me on Twitter yesterday.

Like, Adam was literally here. We was talking about the situation. And I look at my Twitter and I'm like, what the fuck? He starts bragging about how he got followed by Arby's even though they followed 70,000 people. You're a fucking hater. I'm just saying that's like people who brag about a little B following him. He follows a million people, okay?

No, but you. literally said that they would like my my reputation they wouldn't fuck with me I didn't really say it like that I just basically was saying like Arby's have you ever heard of Arby's sponsoring anything like in our world no that's why it's about to be groundbreaking but that's

I agree but it's a you know but I was like I was like it's a corporate company they just bought Buffalo Wild Wings for however much money you're fucking just totally tapped into the news bro the Arby's news you got like alerts Arby's really oh my god he's out of control on YouTube

and fall and rise again, I learned all the history. But people don't understand. Your algorithm on YouTube must be fucking wild. It's fucked right now. Just R-Bs and Cripping. Especially doing Twitch now and people sending videos now. It's just, I should have made another account for that shit. That's a thing that I've started to realize.

Like, we'll do the streams on Fridays, and some dude will pay for us to play 10 of his songs. And then I get home and I want to sit on my ass and watch something, and it's recommending that dude, number one, because the algorithm thinks that's my favorite song. It is fucked now. Which it is because you are my fans and therefore all of your songs are my favorite

songs. Wow. Hey, no, but people don't understand like the Arby shit didn't just pop up like my grandmother, rest of peace when I was a little boy, she used to give us Arby's and shit like that. She wasn't black, you know what I'm saying?

Why are we just now finding out about this when we've been talking about Arby's for like six months? I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. A heartfelt tale all of a sudden. And it's crazy too because it ties into T-Rail too before.

It's crazy because this is, This is how the whole thing happened, right? So my grandma, when I was little, she used to give it to us. And I thought it was so fucking good. You know what I'm saying? Fast forward, I go on tour with Tiger. I don't know T-R-R-L like that. We could, though.

You know what I'm saying? You split Arby's and that brought you together? Whoa, no. My fucking man. Have you ever shared a roast beef with Tyga? No. No, but my old manager liked Arbys. So he said, hey, man, let's go to Arby's.

And T-RBrews like, what the fuck? What the, what the, what the, Swish? I was not say Swish likes Arby's. He would. Switch. He would. But Swish was like, and let's go to Arby's, right?

And then the nigga T. Reel was like, what kind of black nigga go to Arby's? You feel me? A question that you've heard a lot of times over the past few months. Yes. But the way he was clowning on Adrian, I was like, maybe I should just be quiet about my love for this right now. Oh, so you've always loved it.

I always loved it. I thought it was like a new joke. No, I swear. Oh. But when T. He really reps this shit. When T. When T.

When T. When T. When T. When T. Did it, I kind of fell back from this shit. And then I was just like, fuck it, I have to live my truth. Damn, you were looking at Tyrell. Like he was such a cool dude that you really didn't want to even like challenge his franchise.

It wasn't like really like necessarily like, oh, you a cool dude. But it was just like, nigger, everybody roasting each other for shit. And I was like, the homie just got done so crazy. I was like, all right, let me just bury this from right now. So what do you actually think that you're going to get from Arby's? Because I'm going to give you a guess. I'm going to say $60 in gifts or certificates. How was that at least 100?

At least 100. A little promo code. That's how you establish the relationship. Especially if they said you that, I would be really insulted. A sweater? I ain't going to lie. If they did that, I'm going to make my campaign in reverse. Boom, man, Arby.

Don't they have Arby's flavored vodka? Yes. Have you tried that? No, I don't drink anymore. No, but I was thinking that, but then they said, we have something special for you. And they hit me directly, right? So I was like we had some special for you

Give us your info and stuff like that So I was like all right you say something special I doubt like if y'all send me a $20 fucking gift card But they didn't ask for your size Uh did they ask for all type of stuff Did they ask for your size? Yeah that's yeah that's one of the that's one of the things Oh yeah you're gonna get a fucking sweet little jacket

You know what I mean But then they responded again Somebody said hey we should do a at the end of the day Spicy chicken sandwich and they added do know Me and them too was like let's go If I were you I would not be letting all this out of the bag. You need to keep this special for if it actually happens. It's on Twitter.

Yep. In the DMs? No, this is literally on the feed. They wrote back on the feed. What? Yes. But then you also have a DM going with them. Yeah, but I ain't talking about the DM, but I'm just saying, they wrote back to somebody saying we have a spicy chicken sandwich challenge on it at the end of the day. And you're like, well, actually, I'm really more of a roast beef guy. But, you know,

the second tweet, I wouldn't want to be thirsty, so I'm just like, I'm going to let that live. And if you want to be a team player, then you're going to have to let Arby's know that you're down to support all of their new products. And I want everybody, blow Arby's up and let them know we need a fucking commercial. How pissed are you going to be if they just send it to you thinking you're just going to post it? Honestly, I didn't expect nothing at all. So the fact that they even responded to me, I was like, that's a W. Are you trying to get the bag? No, I don't even care about the bag.

It's about the product. I mean, you're loyal. I mean, the story goes, they'd be dumb not to it. It kind of was like, damn, that's how much like power, you know what I'm saying? The fans got when they, when they, you know what I'm saying? Because they, everybody's going to their page. And they're literally like, hey, I'm just. Arby's Arby's, hey, get AD, get AD, get AD. So for them to see that, somebody in the offices and be like, hey, who is this guy? Let's hit him up. To me, that's a W.

And there's probably not that many other people bugging Arby's on the internet. No. Like, you just kind of assume because Arby's as good as fuck, but it's also like, it doesn't come to your mind of like, oh, this is who I'm going to try to get sponsored by. Like, when I've seen Krip Mac making the videos saying like, fuck Popeyes because they gave Meg the Stally and the sponsorship and they ain't done nothing for Krip Mac. I'm thinking to my head, I'm like, bro, you know how many people. People have probably like rappers or just people in general. Blowing up Popeyes over the years. Because that's like everybody's favorite fucking spot

that everybody's vocally supporting. Like everybody I know I've had a conversation with them at some point or another, but the fact that we love Popeyes. Arby's kind of a new thing. True. And I grew up eating it too. And in Los Angeles, there's not a lot of Arby's either.

So it's not like people were exposed to it and they wasn't eating it. You know what I mean? You have to go to certain places to get that shit. I only know like the one on sunset. Yeah, that's the only one I know about. And then it's like one, I think, in Lakewood. Is there one in the valley?

No, he knows. That's fucking crazy. We got to find out. There's a Raising Keynes coming to the valley, though. Raising Keyes is blessing. Burbank. In Burbank? Yeah, right on Olive.

Wow. Yes, sir. I know exactly what you're talking about. It was supposed to open like two or three months ago, but the neighborhood, like the people who live in the neighborhood, they keep, like, suing. Because it's like right off of a residential street. I got to be bang. Oh, I feel like suing my neighborhood for not having a raising canes.

No, because they're a. afraid of the traffic that's going to go down this you know what I'm saying I hate that shit it's supposed to open to March though Raisin Cains fire you're gonna go like out of your way to get it you love it that much I live in Burbank so it's not too far out of the way yeah you know what sucks though is like I drive by multiple Popeyes every day and I would love to eat it but I just feel like I can't fucking like and then when I do get food that is bad I'm usually ordering like an expensive steak on fucking postmates or something and my brain doesn't really go to post so steak on postmates oh yeah I'll be tearing up

Boa. Me and my girl buy like $250 with a boa on a fucking Friday night because we don't feel like going out. That's nice. Fat shit. Fat shit. I get Chipotle and shit. Yeah. No, I mean, that's the normal shit, but like sometimes I'll be like, let's go. But then we went to fucking

we went to Boa and it was just like, we already eaten this hell of times on postmates. Is the food like noticeable, like did you notice it being better because you were there? Yes. Yeah. You know, it's fresh out of the, yeah. Takeout's trash. I mean, best case scenario, it's going to take, what, like 20 minutes for it to get to your house? That's super best case scenario.

Super best case scenario. But you pay for the priority when you order food on Postmates? I would never do like a steakhouse food on Postmates. If I'm going to go to a fucking steakhouse, I'm like, I'm going. If I'm going to spend $300 on a meal, I'd like to be inside of the place. But then with the kid, it's just such a pain in the ass to do anything. You do have a baby. I went on a Universal Studios mission on Saturday with my kid.

That's hell, right? Without my girl. But I went to meet up with Josh and his girl who is my sister. So it was like not completely on me. But I was definitely like one of the things I've done with my child alone without my girl. Like it was kind of, it wasn't really that big a deal. But it really stood out to me as like the hardest thing about doing something with a one year old is just navigating around the naps. Because you just, you need every last bit of that like three, four hours that she's awake, you know.

you have to like really optimize because my kid had already been out for like an hour up for like an hour and a half we finally get there and she's like pretty much ready to pass out after like two hours so she on the schedule uh yeah you just let your kid's sleep whenever huh my son when he want to go he can go yeah he's older two and a half he about to be three this mom see yeah my kid is still on two naps once she's on one nap maybe things will be a little different yeah my son he like even today he was he was going crazy right uh-uh uh-oh Going to a theme park in general is like the worst fucking experience ever

You don't like it I fucking hate it Disneyland? Oh it's the worst Why? Why don't you like it? I'm looking forward to doing that with my My daughter's a guy's terrible Every fucking year And once a year is too much for you It's the it's the walk bro

You do everything on Disneyland That's a lot By the end of the night you're like What the fuck did I just do? Universal is like Disneyland is like four Universal Studios Bro Yeah Disneyland is hell on earth Yeah

But what is the kid trying to do that makes it so hard? Bro, it's just fucking walking around waiting in lines all fucking day. You can't handle walking around for four or five hours? You have to walk around. Where do you go to Disneyland for four or five hours? He went to University for two hours. That's a 12 hour trek at least. Well, how?

What do you mean? You have to be there all day. You go from like it closes at midnight. The fucking fireworks are at nine. I'm not letting my kids stay out until midnight. Never mind nine. We're going to get the age, though. If you're spending that much money on the fucking ticket, we're going to be there all fucking day.

Yes. Jesus Christ. Thank God I'm rich. I don't think about shit like that. I don't know. I'm just fucking, I'm going to go there for like three, four hours. You're not going to Disneyland for three four hours. Nobody goes to.

It takes an hour to get inside. Yes. Why? You can't just pull up. It takes an hour. It takes 45 minutes to get back to your fucking car. I've been there. I don't remember any of this.

Disneyland's fucking terrible. When the hell you went? I hate that shit. To play Pokemon? There was a lot of stops there, my friend. Wow. I've never been with a kid, though, so it's probably a little different. Well, it's the worst.

You went there and came back with a fucking crazy sweater. Fuck, man. Disneyland is halacious. Disneyland. You guys just don't like Universal is cool because you can do everything and it's right by my house

in a couple of hours and you good the thing that stood out to me about Universal seems kind of bootleg though because it's like it's not that big the rides are kind of whack

right like nah nah the rides are better than Disneyland oh way Disneyland I went on the Harry Potter ride what are you talking about the Transformers ride

I don't know but either way it felt like they just kind of just like shakes you around a little bit The Universal in Florida is like 10 times better, though. The Florida Universal is fucking huge.

But they're getting Super Mario World at the one out here. What's going on? You just light a fire when you went out there? Why you blame me? The fucking fire departments outside all of a sudden. Like, imagine I did some shit like that. Just come back in here. Light a trash can on fire or something.

Mr. Douglas, you have to come with us. Yeah, Ro Ro Ro Ro. You've done some Bob or you've been with some shit. Remember that? You got a present for you You have a chrome hearts hat on? Is a Chrome Hearts L.A. hat? Of course not.

Someone stitched it in. That's not authentic. That might be bootleg. Where's the Arby's hat? I bought it from bootleg K.F.'s treehouse. Magica House. Sold you a fucking 12-year-old playboy magazine, too.

Carmen Electric and the pages were stuck together. A treehouse is like having your cruise ship in like international waters. Like the cops can't come up to the tree house. Oh, my show was definitely not a tree house. No, no, no, no. Did you ever have a tree house? No.

But I had a tree, I would climb up a lot. We just have a- What would you do in the tree? Sit up there? Just think? Yeah. I can't wait to kill mom. She tells me to put these has browns down again.

Not everything has to be like an angry plot. You know, I'll just climb the tree. I mean, I'll probably like as high up as like the roof here, you know, and I would just be sitting up there. I thought it was cool because I could look out. I could see the whole neighborhood. I could see what my neighbors are doing, you know, I'm just posted up on the tree. pink chom parents can't bother me you ever jerk off in the tree peeping at them

this was way before I learned to jerk off get a tree jerk in he's over there he pops and they like it's burnt shit everywhere have you jerked off in some weird spots me yeah uh yeah people give me a hard time about jerking off about driving that's terrible

is that weird I just have both hands on the wheel jerked off while driving before yeah I could never do it now you niggas no I was probably like 19 or 20 driving across the country. I was 19. I was driving to Syracuse from New Hampshire. You can't wait to go somewhere.

At least pull over. That is a good idea. For sure. Pull over to the truck stop. That seems like a great place to be caught. Yeah. Great place to get caught. Yeah.

Some fucking lot lizard knocks on your window. Some fucking lot lizard knocks on your window. If you were to get pulled over by the police while you're rubbing one out, man, that shit. Just hope that your thing goes down. Hopefully the stress of getting pulled over makes you fucking your dick wilt a little bit. Jerking off in the car is normal, right?

Yeah. I feel like, you know, 50% of the table has done it. You did that shit, it's rare? While driving, no. Okay, but I'm from New Hampshire where it's like, there's a lot of, like, open roads and stuff. Like, you could totally just beat off in your car and the odds of a cop pulling up or some shit are like zero.

Like, whereas, like, in Compton, I mean, you could get it. Somebody could drive by and just the ops could catch you lack and jerk an off. See, you always got to make it some shit like that. Why can't they just be in Los Angeles just driving? Well, I'm trying to come up with a reason why you're so fucked up that you haven't jerked off in your car. No.

Yeah, what's wrong with you? I can go home when you get a car. Well, how old were you when you got a car? My first car? I was 17. No, you missed that on a lot of prime beating off years right there too. Bro, I fell my driver test four times. Why you're drunk?

No. That's crazy they let you keep taking it. They didn't say like, hey, you got to come back in two years. Clearly you're not ready. There's some shit I can tell you off camera. I would like to talk to the fucking the driving board. I don't think this guy's ready. Put it this way. Fuck you.

Bagels would. still be here. Put it this way. Mom bought me a whip, right? And she told me you can get the whip. Silver Spoon. No.

Hey, if you get, you could get the whip if you get your license. I had me a Camero. You know what I'm saying? Wow, that's nice. 1995 Camero, you know what I mean? T tops and stuff. That's a hood car, Adam, if you don't know.

I have no idea. Yeah. It's a beautiful. It's a pretty nice car. It's a hood car, yeah. So, mom said, you get your license. So I'm like, all right,

I go to the Compton, uh, fucking, DMV, as soon as I pull off the lot, the lady says, go back. I'm like, what the fuck did I do? You know what I'm saying? I go to, I heard Englewood was a little more easier. I go to the Englewood one. I'm driving for like

three minutes, lady full shit back, go, go, go, go. Like, you need to go back to the, I'm like, what we're doing that? You probably weren't stopping at the side. I don't know what the fuck I were doing. I never completed it all the way. How'd you end up getting it? I'll tell you later. He wasn't even putting his seatbelt on. So you never actually passed?

I mean, listen, I was going to tell you guys Wow. Yeah, I pass. I don't think that there are, like, cops watching this who are going to come and take your driver's license. I mean, this was, like, 15 years ago. All right, let me tell you. The statute of limitations. I had a home boy who worked at the DMV, and he was selling licenses.

Oh, so you bought one. So I ended up paying him $300, and you feel me? Same way you got vaccinated. Oh, my God. He sent me my shit in the mail And I was like I don't know if this shit real You feel me? And I got in trouble

With the police They pulled me over And I was like I was like fuck this Like had your license And I was just like Fuck I'm gonna get in trouble Gave it to him

And it was real Wow I'm in the system You're in the system That's all that matters That's the nice plot Does he still work there? That ain't gone

Like he's dead He's in prison The way you made it sound like Well I mean No he's in prison Driving related crimes For selling fucking licenses. Some street shit.

That's a shame. But thank you for the, you know, $300. That shit got me out there. What a guy. But I shouldn't have did that shit, though, because after that, I got like five car accidents. I was fucking up shit. Three dogs killed.

Why are you so bad at driving? I don't get it. I had this little bucket, too, bro. I saved up $900 for this shit, bro. Didn't we have a conversation where we thought we were talking about an actual bucket? No, it's a bucket. That's what we call them. Nigger.

And my homeboys, like, they filled that shit up full of newspaper. I don't know how they did that shit one time. Your car? Yes, bro. We're thinking of a newspaper. I have no idea. Bro. I lost my license for a year over that fucking bucket.

Over the car. What was it about the bucket? I'm with Grandma, right? Why do I feel like I'm interviewing you right now? I know. About your childhood? I'm with Grandma. We leave in Target.

It's like wintertime. You feel me? It's like real cold and shit. And I think it's raining. And I'm pulling out of Target and I'm not paying attention. And this whole week my grandma was telling me, hey, get car and show. I'm like, I ain't about to get a car insurance on this bucket.

You know what I'm saying? She keeps telling me. I ain't getting car insurance on this bucket. I pull out, fucking hit a lady and her fucking kid in the car. Whoa. You're drunk? No, now I didn't drink then. Are they alive?

Yes, they're alive, yeah. This would be way too sad of a story if they died. No, no, but I feel bad. I was like, oh, my God, you guys are good. They got out the car. They was like, yes, we're good, we're good. I was like, all right, I get a motherfucking bill for like 30. 13 grand, bro.

The lady found I ain't had a fucking license, bro, and she fucking was going crazy with the physical therapy. Oh, yeah, she ran it up. She ran it up. So you had no insurance at the time? Had no insurance, bro. I ended up having to pay like 14 grand,

which I didn't have. So you had a judgment against you for 14 bands? No, it goes away after seven years. That was good. You waited out? It doesn't go away. I waited seven years. I'm good.

So she never got her money? You just have fucked up credit for seven years? and then I didn't even care about credit back then. Yeah. Me neither. I fucking had like a $12,000 hospital bill from cracking my kneecap open at one point. I just didn't pay it. Waited seven years. It went away?

It wasn't going away for seven years. That's just medical bills or just anything? That's anything on your credit. Yeah, almost anything, I think. Which doesn't like, it seems kind of weird that you would be able to just like wait out. Wait, like not that long of a period of time. Yeah. Because I was like 21 when I got this medical bill and I kind of knew I'm like, well, am I

buying a house in the next seven years probably not so it's like realistically I'm just going to not pay this 12 grand and then and I'm kind of glad that it did fuck my shit up because like all my home boys was getting credit cards and they was maxing their shit out they was going crazy they wouldn't approve me to get a credit card so I had to figure it out on my own you know what I'm saying they got to teach better financial literacy in schools my fucking dad no yeah that's where I learned everything um so have you seen have you seen have you seen that Roddy Rich went on Clubhouse

the other day to defend his Cripping. Let me tell you. I had whack at my studio today and talk to him about this. Oh, you interviewed him? No, no, I just, he brought Blueface through.

Well, so this was interesting to me because Roddy Rich, one thing I've always kind of noticed about him is that pretty much since he blew up, he doesn't really talk about, you know, he'll talk about whatever in his music,

but he doesn't really get into specifics. He doesn't really like say specific things I've noticed about gang. stuff and I always kind of wondered, thought that was interesting because his older videos, he's in the hood and everything. And then, you know, at some point, he just kind of decided not to be doing that, I guess. And it was pretty interesting. Listen to the clubhouse call because you kind of get a window into his thought process on that. He said that, like, the higher

upset Atlantic basically touched in with him and said, you need to stop shooting all your videos in Compton because it's, I don't know what the fuck they knew that he didn't know about this shit getting hot or whatever. But that was really interesting. And I really, I just really like the way he stood on his shit and was not trying to hear nothing. about him being a fake crip or whatever this other dude was trying to say you when it was crazy the other dude he was here a couple of weeks ago stop i introduced you to him which one you got i didn't even like actually see what he looked like i'm just listening to his voice so crazy and i'm gonna keep it i'm gonna keep it all the way on hunting right on some real cop and shit y'all

that's my guy been my guy i did my second song with the nigger that's the nigger that was saying that roddy was false claiming the shit like that you know what i'm saying rottie been fucking rottie a long time got a lot of respect for Roddy as well. They're from the same hood and shit like that, right? This is where the line is drawn. So he's from the same exact neighborhood as Roddy Ridge? He's a real one. Okay. He's a real one. But I just want to make sure they're from the same. He's really, he's really from over there. He's a real one. He's a little older. Was that his boy? Was that like his close friend? No. Early in Roddy's career? No. But this is this is where the line is drawn because I've seen it on both sides of the

spectrum. You know what I'm saying? I haven't had nowhere near the musical success as Roddy Rich. And I've seen how my own home boys will treat you. You know what I'm saying? Anybody, if you have a local buzz all the way, just imagine hitting the number one on the fucking charts. Like, that's a whole other. He's not like a successful street rap. Yeah, he's a superstar.

He's a fucking superstar. But it's just fucked up that like when you get to that certain level, people feel like really entitled to everything. You know what I'm saying? Like even like my own home, like my own home boys, the niggas will ask for shit all day. Bro, you got this. you could do this, you could do this, you could do this. Like, everybody goes to that shit.

And even though, like, Yael feels a certain way that he feels, like, I'm not mad at Roddy for not being around and not doing it. Like, this is a nigga who is a superstar. You know what I'm saying? And the crazy thing is as if, like, the nigga was in his hood every day, if he was to get killed, everybody was saying, everybody was he saying, everybody was saying, you were stupid as hell of him doing that shit.

You know what I'm saying? Like, niggas be quick to, like, pull the car. like, oh, you don't come around here, you don't come around here. But it's like, I'm a trophy, my nigga. If somebody clips my fucking wings, I lose. You know what I'm saying? Okay, but can you contextualize what the 30 second put on or whatever was? So basically, he's saying that he just literally didn't get beat in adequately.

Basically, he didn't get put. He basically saying that he don't take the three seconds that he got to put on as a put on. But if you got out there to get put on the hood, And niggas courted you in, no matter how long that shit took. Right. Nigel, you can't, you did what you had to do to get, to get put on the hood. How long is it supposed to take? It depends.

Like, different hood's got different shit. Where I come from, you get 27 seconds. Oh, so even 30 is kind of a lot. But that's what I'm just saying, but it's different. But I've seen some niggas, like, everybody don't get put on. Some niggas walk on. From what I've seen on the internet, like a minute, even two minutes seems like a fucking eternity to begin to beat the shit behind you.

Yeah, that's right. Yeah. The problem with the situation is this. Like, you know what I mean? There's a disconnect. And I feel like, Yael, he's from a different generation. You know what I'm saying? So while he's over here, he was out doing this thing when Roddy was around basically

in the neighborhood. You know what I'm saying? And fucking with the younger knickers says Roddy is like fucking... 23, he's 23. He's 23. Yael got to be at least like... Damn, he's still only 23. That's fucking crazy.

Yael got to be. be like a little older than me or older than me. I mean, probably the thing, I think everybody was probably thinking the same thing. I was thinking was just like, isn't the time in which you get to complain about somebody not being adequately gangster enough? Isn't the time to point that out maybe like when they're still on the corner and not once they've made $20 million? Like, this has to be the last thing on Roddy Rich's mind is like justifying his street

cred. Probably like at this point in his life, he's not planning on having to really like utilize that so much, right? And bro, like, even like right now, I'm not going to my fucking hood for way. You know what I'm saying? Like, I'm welcome. I could do that. But I fuck with my homeboys.

I bring them to me. And you know what I'm saying? My areas and the shit that I do and shit like that, like, I'm not going to be dumb. What I'm going to do? I'm going to hang around the hood. Word's going to get around. Hey, Roddy Rich is in the hood right now and stuff like that. You got a million motherfucking haters out here.

You're going to get your wings clip. Well, you have a million people who are going to want to take selfies with you, smoke a blonde with you, et cetera. So you have that. And if you have a million people who want to just kick it with you and take a selfie, then you easily got 10,000 people who are fucking deranged and don't want to hurt you. When you gang bang, you got ops. You know what I'm saying?

So you are the biggest op from your hood. You are the trophy. When you become that trophy, niggas would love to clip your fucking wings. You know what I'm saying? To get that scoring shit like that. And like he said, if a nigga got, he made $20 million in a year. ain't no reason why you should be sitting there hanging on the block. He's too valuable.

You're too valuable. And you know what I'm saying? Shout out to y'all. You know what I mean? Like, I understand his frustrations with it because he's somebody else who does music. And, you know what I'm saying? Going through a lot of the same people that Roddy went through to try to, you know what I'm saying? Help him get on because he's fucking talented.

You know what I'm saying? He's fucking talented. He's trying to do that shit too. So he's like, damn, this nigga over here, y'all giving him all the fucking praise and shit like that and he feels like he's been over there he's been putting in the work for a long period of time and shit like that but you know when it comes down to it they ain't how life work you know what i'm saying it's it ain't nobody's uh thoughts or reasoning when it comes down to that it's like my nigger he got he got picked you know what i'm saying they homies y'all homies is supporting the

nigger y'all y'all did that shit like it's when he's doing all of his earlier work it's not fair to let him be around and do certain stuff and then when he gets to a certain plateau to try to discredit him and shit like that. Like, that ain't cool. I just really felt like I, I learned a little bit about Roddy's character from just hearing the way that he responded to that

and just like, he clearly realizes the position that he's in and he's clearly not concerned with like justifying how gangster he is. But I don't think Roddy should have spoke on it. Not at all. A lot of people said that about me going on the WAC 100 Clubhouse. That was hilarious.

But you don't game bang. These are two niggas from the same hood. They're supposed to keep that shit off the internet. You know what I'm saying? So even though Roddy was defending himself, I just wish, you know what I'm saying? Y'all didn't do that on clubhouse. And them niggas, you know what I'm saying?

If they had any grievances, they could have talked in person, met up, and did that because that make the whole hood look bad at the end of the day. But I thought it was cool because you haven't really seen Roddy jumped into the fucking tumbleweeds and actually getting involved with this shit. You know, yeah.

He's a human moment. Yeah. When you have somebody being questioned, having their credibility put up for dissection, then you really get to kind of see a lot more about like what a person's really like. In that moment, I just felt like I learned a lot about how he carries himself. But who cares now, bro? Like, if AD cared about being known as the most crazy hoodest person, bro, I'll be doing this shit all fucking day. Like, who gives a fuck, bro?

Like, niggas got kids, families, niggas is taking care of all type of shit, bro. Like, the same nigger that I am today, I am not the same nigger. was five, six years ago. You know what I'm saying? Like, it don't make no sense. Like, I'm gonna be, what? I want to impress grown-ass, broke-ass men. Like, is that what we doing?

Like, no, I don't want to do that. I'm going to impress somebody. I want to impress people like Arby's in the corporations giving a nigga a fucking bag. You know what I'm saying? Let's get to the motherfucking check. Because if you really in the streets and you really know about the streets,

you know what come with this shit. And when you have an opportunity to get away from that shit, get the fuck away from that shit. You don't want to be bridging the gap between Arby's and Roddy Rich because when they started looking at him they might forget that they were thinking

about sponsoring AD they're like I had a number one in I don't know we're thinking about giving Roddy Rich the Arby's deal and I wouldn't be mad I'd just be like hey man just give me like a lifetime Applied give me my little $60 gift card Roddy gift card I'm saying hey what do you think in general like

because I feel like on Clubhouse there's so much gang shit that gets talked about now I hate Clubhouse I'm gonna keep it real with you It's like a lot like I almost feel like I went on when you were on and realized that there was a whole rule of people who did not understand Caucasian humor I'm in there with Ben Zino

fucking Corey Gunn, all these people that I'm like, this is really what y'all are doing on like a Wednesday night you guys are just tapped in on Clubhouse like you guys could you guys are all people who are notable and distinguished you could be doing something making some money and you've chosen to spend you're not on Clubhouse

but just the gang shit on Clubhouse it's like a thing that's what I don't like clubhouse started it was supposed to be like exclusive for A&Rs and like music industry people to talk amongst each other and shit. And it's like, now it's nothing but street, niggins.

And this is the fuck the part about it. You say shit on Clubhouse. Like, even when Adam was on there, right? Soon as we get off Clubhouse, that's just on YouTube. It's screenshot it on YouTube right away. It's streaming it to YouTube while you're having the conversation. And like, as real street niggas, man, grown-ass men shouldn't be on an app yelling at each other

talking about what they're going to do to each other and shit like that. That shit, lame is fuck. You know what I feel like I realized through being on Clubhouse is that somebody like Wack you know he was really like in the streets as a young man in the 80s whatever he was in prison for a long time when you're in those environments

what do you do like how do you kill the time you sit around with your fucking friends and you talk about your other friends or the people that you know and you have these sort of like home down to earth conversations about the people that you know and that's what I got from being on Clubhouse is it's just like

somebody like Wack I think he likes the idea of just being with the guy having a conversation about shit and it's, you know, it's not like they're necessary it doesn't feel to them like they're making content, you know, it's different than that podcast. I think Wax also kind of like wrapped his head around the fact that he's also kind of not,

like he's an entertainer now as well. Well, now they, because the podcast, wax like Vince McMahon. I hope he takes all this energy that he's putting into clubhouse and funnels it into his podcast. Yeah, because every night when Wack is sitting there talking on Clubhouse for four hours, that could be

four hours of podcast content for him. Streaming on YouTube or YouTube. But if you look at the context of it, the guy that he does it with the most is going to be his podcast host. And I feel like he's just warming them up to get them ready for what they're about to experience on there. Because they got that room and everybody knows their room. Like, okay, Black's going to be in here. And this is where they're going to bring people. These are the type of topics and shit.

So it damn there is a podcast already. They're just going to put it on the platform. Chromehouse was trying to get me to go in some Toronto fucking clubhouse room the other night. And it was after I finished my full day at work. I'm like, so you're asking me to do my job for free all night. Hell fucking know, that's the last thing I want to do is sit around and just talk about myself. And it's too unpredictable, bro. Like everybody got a fucking opinion on that motherfucker like.

The only reason I went on there was because you was on there. Like, because early on, I said, man, this shit about to get out of hand. Somebody's going to say something on here that's going to get somebody hurt. You don't need to be on the apps like that if that's the case. Definitely. You can have a, you can have like sponsors on there. Like Jason Lee has a sponsor. for his

Hollywood Unlocked Room or some shit like that They have like a whole sponsor system for people I don't know it's still It's fucking trash man Yeah Clubhouse is cool for like A couple months We have this

We have an operation that we've built So that we can have conversations Live in some situations with our audience And you can monetize And why are we gonna go do that On Clubhouse Build up somebody else's platform We're already building up YouTube's bitch ass platform

For some reason At least they're paying you for it Yeah At least they're gonna some fucking ad money I don't know Anyway That was a very, very entertaining thing that I watched earlier with the Roddy Rich conversation, and I respect him even more than I did before.

So that was cool. What else we're going to talk about? What else we got going on here? Let me consult my list. Oh, yeah, you want to know what I found really hilarious? Some cops, some South Central Los Angeles cops got fired. And I think this is so fucked up. I'm going to defend this.

I know why. I know why. Go ahead. They got fired. because they ignored a call to go stop a crime so that they could go catch a snorlax. They were playing Pokemon Go. I didn't actually see the date that this happened

because I would hope that it was early in... Was it a shiny snorlax? Yeah, is it a Snorlax like a hard one to catch? Oh no, they do have shiny snorax now, yeah. Is that a hard Pokemon? In the very, very early days of Pokemon Go, Snorlax was one of the Pokemon that was just kind of like very difficult to get, you know,

and like it was just, have thousands and thousands of snorlax candy. I've hatched many, many munch laxes, which are the baby snorlaxes. I mean, nowadays, I don't think I actually have a shiny snorlax, but nowadays, if you are a cop and you're driving fucking all willy-nilly around the town

to go catch a snorlax, you're bugging, you're a fucking tweaker. But back in the day... When you say back in the day, like 2017... Five years, I've been playing the stupidest game. Five and a half years, six years. How do you get caught doing that? He got caught... Because it was over the...

You know, they have the body cameras or the radio. I'm not sure exactly how they captured it. They were on clubhouse talking about it. They have a picture of the shit. Are we really expecting these cops to just work all day while they're on the clock? I don't think so. There's a lot of shit they could be doing. They should have a lot of different things.

Listen, if they were chasing down that snorlax, they could have come upon a burglary. But didn't you say, wait, isn't the information they ignored the call to catch a Pokemon? Maybe the snorlax just had, you know, maybe it was a really gully snorlax. So they didn't do their job. They wanted to catch Pokemon. What was the call that they ignored? Hopefully nothing too bad. A robbery?

That's pretty fucking, yeah. Coptin, man. It should happen's all the time. That's pretty serious. The Snorlax is a once in a lifetime opportunity, right? That name is like, fucking, somebody might be in danger. I got to catch the shiny.

If I was a cop, I would probably be playing a lot of Pokemon Go. But I would probably also be smart enough to not allow anyone to catch me. Me and my partner. That's what's wrong with the police force. But police are supposed to be pulling people over who are playing Pokemon and go while driving. Can you catch a Pokemon while you drive? Like, is it out of red light, sure.

At a red light, though, yeah. You can do anything in a car. You ought to. Jerking off, for sure. That's easy. You really think being a white guy it's like impossible to get pulled over hunting Pokemon?

No. Have you been pulled over for that? No. I would never do that. What was the last time you got pulled over? When we first moved here, I was racing out of here, when the cup pulled me over.

I was so fucking stone. I thought for sure that the cop was going to actually, like, realize that I was a fuck up. And then he didn't care. Burbank, PD? Yeah. Oh, Burbank don't fucking play. They don't play. This guy didn't seem concerned at all.

I noticed, too, like, the type of car you have determines that they're going to pull you over or not. Yeah? Yeah. I got a race car now, buddy. Once I started having, like, a nice car, I noticed, like, I didn't get pulled over ever like that. Yeah. Before that, my Camero? Every day.

My Monte Carlo, every fucking day. I'm imagining your Camaro and I'm imagining being a cop. 1995 Camero. T-tops. You feel me? What's T-tops? T-tops. T-tops are like the little mirrors you could take off.

They're black. I had like an Oreo car and I had like some black 20-21s on that motherfucker. You had 21-inch rims on a Camaro? Yep. That sounds terrible. Yep. Then with the beat in the back. I bet you'd rattle.

It was rattling with the, with the 12. You know what I didn't have two twills. 112? 112? 112. Thank God that shit's out of style. Yeah. Fucking 12s and 15s in cars.

They used to have 15s in their backseat. Oh my God. These are speakers? These are like obnoxious speakers. Like if somebody goes outside, you would hear this shit right now when they're playing this shit. I would see people doing that and I just remember thinking like, what the fuck are you thinking? Oh, that was a thing. It has to sound hard.

You had to have the system in the car. The niggas used to jack that shit like crazy. Yeah. I always respected my own hearing. And I was new. But like, you only have so much hearing. And that's probably why my shit's fucked up. Yeah, yeah, you're probably going to get tinnitus.

I hope not. You should just ringing all the time. I've had that before temporarily. I had that before like four days, bro. And I was like... You couldn't hear? No, like your shit's ringing. Oh, that sounds terrible.

That's why I try to actually take advantage of the fucking earplugs and stuff if I'm going to something really loud now. And that's why I kind of hate going on the studio and people just playing shit so loud. And I'm like, okay. And then they try to talk to you. We get it. You got a big going. and you're blasting this fucking music in my ear.

That's the worst part about going to the studio. Someone will be playing their shit as loud as it goes. And then they're also trying to explain the record to you. And their breath usually smells like shit. That's what the club is like too. It's kind of smoky, the backwoods. Yeah, yeah. I'm listening.

I hear it. Yeah. No, the club ain't like that. The club is so goddamn loud that Finito is just blasting in my fucking face. And then I got this guy off Coke talking to me in my ear. That's the club. You go to. I got an NFT exchange.

That's a pretty general club experience. If you go to the club. but you got a section, you're sitting in your section where preffable to be girls and a couple of your home boys and shit. When Adam 22's in the club, there's still a motherfucker coming up to me trying to tell me about NFTs as far as I'm concerned.

I wanted to ask you, you'd be hanging out with Tray Sons. What do you think of about it? Who like Ken don't know to not ask AD these questions? Is Tray Sons a raper? I learned my lesson. Don't ask AD about his friends because his loyalty is... Is he a raper?

Hey, if I... Is that a no comment? I don't see no evidence, so I can't say that. Who was this girl? Brian, but Beeron? It's been a lot of women, right? No, but the new girl has like a million basketball. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Man, I don't know what she's got playing, but.

Were you there? Were you there that night? Yeah. Oh, my God. So many girls come on in here and tell me stories about that dude. And we even edited a bunch of them out to appease Mr. Tray Song's fan guy. You and Tray still talk a lot? That's my guy.

Did you check in, make sure he's all right? Hey, no coverage. You probably don't need your support at a time like that. Okay, just checking in on you, bud. Let me know if you want to go to the club and eat Arby's. Talk to her about it. Hey, like, I just, like, I like to see evidence. That's all.

Yeah. That'd be rough. I can't stand by nothing. If it's something that's proven, then I can't rock that. That's fair. That is fair. I'm not the type to, like, just jump. Believe shit.

Because a lot of people say, because a lot of people that say fucking shit all the time, bro. You know what I'm saying? A lot, all the time literally with him. Yeah, there's been a few. No, but like with AD, I remember like really pushing him. Like, why will you not say that Torrey Lane's is fucked up for this story? He stood on his shit saying basically they didn't want to talk.

And now it's kind of like, well, maybe AD was right to not pass judgment on that because now we don't know what the fuck happened. But like, like I say, once again, it's fucked up for somebody to make, you know what I'm saying? Like, I feel like the world now, bro, we're easy to cast judgment on people without getting. the facts. And as soon as something comes out the right way, everybody's like, oh, I knew it's like, that's just fake as fuck. That's the problem, though, when something that happens where, okay, good

podcasting content is, fuck Torrey Lane's. He's a scumbag, piece of shit, criminal, woman shooting, yada, yada. At the end of the day, that's a good podcaster because you're taking a stance and you're backing it up hard. Weak-ass podcasting is like,

if he did that, I don't know. It's not. that cool to shoot a you know it's like if there's something that's blatantly fucked up and you seem like you're compromised and you're not going to actually give your real stance but at the end of the day like with the tris-ons or with the troy lane's thing it's like we never had like a concrete fucking i had heard from like a pretty reliable source of version of what happened of maybe like a month or two after and i was like oh well i still to this day have absolutely

no idea what i don't i'm not sure i know what happened but i heard from like someone kind of kind of close to the situation, a story of what happened, and it kind of made me back up a little bit on the, like, Torrey Lanes is over. I was Mr. Controversial and had every fucking girl on Twitter mad at me for a minute just because I said on the podcast that I had heard a version of accounts that included everyone heard a version. Make being drunk and aggressive, basically. I heard that.

That's what I recall. I said. I mean, I can say that I heard that and that that. may have been the situation. I'm not saying that she deserves it. I'm not saying that it happened the way that you're saying it happened. I was just saying that's what I heard. And, I mean, I could imagine that if tempers were going to get so hot that somebody shot at someone else allegedly, yeah, somebody was probably going to be drunk and angry in that equation.

I have a conspiracy theory. Go ahead. Okay. Make shot, Tori. No, the bullet fragments have disappeared. Yes, which is, come on. Very suspicious, yes. All this shit is lining up now.

So listen, so listen. Who is Megan signed to? Rock Nation. 300. 300 and Rock Nation management. Now, who's the biggest artist on 300? It's Megan the Stallion. It's their biggest asset.

Right. They just sold the fucking label. Like, kind of out of nowhere. What, $400 million? Okay. Imagine, and I'm not saying that this is the case. But imagine if they know something we don't know about this situation. And if their biggest asset is compromised,

wouldn't you want? want to get at like if they're if they plan on selling eventually just sell now before maybe Tori didn't shoot but how much does Meg really add to the bottom line of the value of 300 is it that I mean it's it's no no but it's like Megan it's it's like YsL and then like old mego shit but like who else is really on 300 that's like a serious asset I'm not saying they don't have dope talent at 300. But like she's keeping, she's certain, her and Thugger keeping the lights on, but really it's her. But you're suggesting that

like the 300 would have enough connections within the police force so they can make evidence disappear? I said it was a... That sounds like a lot. No, I didn't say that. I didn't say that. I think that maybe they... I heard that it wasn't. But hey, all you have to do is no one good cop. And by the way, I did say it's a conspiracy thing. And when I say good cop, I mean bad cop.

Like, you only need to know one dirty cop that can do some shady shit for you, right? Even when it comes down to like stances, even like with my stances stances and stuff like that, right? Tori or somebody bro, who's done a lot of shit for me that he didn't have to do. What do you do for you? Countless features. He then pulled up you know what I'm saying? To events for us.

You know what I'm saying? I didn't fuck him this nigga for a long time. And I'm one of the people like, I'm not going to turn on nobody at this table. Like if somebody tells me that nigga did something and they don't have no evidence on it, I ain't going to be the nigga like, oh, fuck you. Like, no, somebody says people didn't tell me, oh, Adam said this or Adam

did this. And I'm like, this is my home boy. I don't see the shit that you're saying. You feel me? It could be whatever to fuck y'all think it is but I'm gonna stand by somebody that you know what I'm saying look out for me shit like that let's say tomorrow video comes out to Relyan shooting her in the foot I can't fuck a cut

that's that's how that's how I am but I'm gonna give my homeboy to benefit if my home boy is like he ain't doing some shit I'm gonna give my home boy to benefit of the doubt until I see otherwise well it is also like the the time that we live in where everyone wants to rush and take and stand on the side loudly

and a lot of I mean look at what happened with the Jesse Smuley that's what I'm saying Everybody was like, you see the Kamala Harris tweets and it turned out and it was all bullshit. And this nigga goes on stage saying, I'm the gay Tupac. And all that. And they're like, you're such a hero.

You're the greatest, you're this, you're this year, that. And then look at this shit. Now y'all like, oh, fuck this nigga. You think he will get a boyfriend while he's in prison? I would hope so. Because he's got to be in PC and PC's full of all other gay dudes, right? Like, he's got to be able to find one that he likes. Well, I mean, birds of a feather.

I don't know if he's thinking about that. Well, he's... No. Just kidding. Juicy smooth away. You would think if you were gay, like going to prison might be fun. Like more fun. No, like more fun like than if a straight man went, right?

Like if you're straight and you go to prison, it might not be as good of a time because you're just jerking off to memories. But I think even the gays don't want to get raped. No, no, I'm not talking about. But at least you, like imagine if you're a gay guy and you're in prison. Every day you see dicks in the shower. No, for sure. Yeah.

That aren't yours. I mean, I am someone who throughout my life, I have a documentary. history of heterosexuality, despite what AD and Trevor will tell you. And I feel like if I went to prison, I would be miserable. Right. Because I don't want to fuck anyone in the prison

besides maybe on the girls section. And honestly, from what I've seen of, like, prison TV shows, I really don't want to fuck none of those ugly. You're going to be jerking off. I'm going to be jerking off. I think if you got like, you would be like, fuck it. No, dude, fuck.

Can poor men do life and not fuck somebody else? Yeah. But if you're gay and you go to prison, at least you get to see Dix. Thank you. Bula Kov, I think you're really saying the important shit. You're saying the quiet part out loud here. Is that... I'm not saying you're going to get fucked in the ass, but

at least you take a shower every day and you're like, looking around in this fucking dicks. Can we change the subject? Well, if they put me in a prison full of supermodels? You'd be like, this is kind of lit. I'm looking at all these tities and all this pussy in the shower every day. I'm going to go in my bunk and jerk off thinking about, Jesse Smolet is going to be jerking

about all the dicks he saw in the fucking shower. And he might drop the soap on purpose. I mean, even like, Dike chicks are fucking in demand in the girl prisons, right? Because they like, even someone who exudes a little bit of male energy, they're hyped. Can we say dyke? I think you say,

I don't know, I just, I gotta ask. I was saying, I'm gonna let the dykes fly. There was one episode where I said it hell of times and then this one lesbian girl I know hit me up and she was like, oh, that's not cool to say that, but I forgot about that. Is that like the F word? I don't know, I got to ask. I don't know.

The motherfuckers always want to make something like something. Like the F word is just like the N word. No, it's different. The F word is. Yeah, it's a word you call your best friends, right? It's not. Like, I grew up saying a song normally. I just refused to accept that it's...

I always knew the N-word was problematic. The F-word, like, people just want to say now that it's that problematic. I can picture you as a little kid like, nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger. What I'm not looking forward to is when my kids start singing along to songs and she starts singing that part, and I got to figure out how to be like, okay. It's not okay. And then she's going to be like, but why? She's going to say, but why.

Parker, you can't talk to Uncle Kiki like this. That's just not a simple conversation. If you're going to tell your kid why they can't say it, it's like, that's a whole lot to unpack for her. Are you like planning for this, though, the day? Well, yeah, because when I'm listening to rap music with her, it's like... You should have AD have the conversation with her.

It's probably be much more. That's a good idea, yeah. I'm going to say, Parker, they're going to pack you out if you say this fucking word. If you say that word to Uncle A.D., he's not going to like you anymore. But, Daddy, you sing it in the car. But, Dad, you said, fuck that.

I think about that shit all the time. Because when I used to be a kid hearing, I'm like, don't drink and drive. And then I would see my mom drinking a soda in the car. I'd be like, Mom. You've got soda. You're drinking and driving. Bright is illegal. Like, Adam, that's not what that means.

I'm like, oh, shit, I've been thinking that about you for the past couple months. I just now finally got the guts to say something. That's like, my mom was smoking weed. I thought she was smoking crack. And I was crying. I'm like, Mom, no. You don't have to do this. My dad was smoking weed and crack.

He's putting cracks in the weed. Yo, that was the best part in the T-Rell interview when I asked him if he ever tried to crack. What do you say? He goes, fuck you. But it was so good because he got it. Because, like, you know, he got like fake offended because I was asking him a fake question.

Like, I was trolling him. And he fell right in line with him. Crack's got to be fired, though. Well, meth was fires. I bet the crack's got to be fire. I mean, listen, I did so much coke. There's no way that, like, crack is that. So you've done meth?

Yeah. Oh, okay. I told you. I thought you were just trolling because he's white. I thought he was just. being racist. I've done so much coke. There's no way that like smoking crack could be that different. I don't know, man.

That crack. Imagine there's straight men sucking cock for crack right now. You ain't never felt that way, have you? Would you suck? Would you suck dick for Coke? You really think Housephone hasn't sucked dick for Coke? Why are you going to distract a man when you're not here? I'm just kidding. Oh my God. No, but I mean, all right, I guess, I guess it's got to be, it's intense

because it's like all at once, you know? I just think of like Franklin Saints' girlfriend smoking crack. And she just fucking falls out. You got to see. snowfall man like damn bro crack would like people will give their kids up bro like I don't think coke would do that to you

because at some point coke is a very expensive drug you're gonna switch from coke to meth or smoking crack and not and not to be funnier and nothing like that this ain't funny but I have cousins that are crack babies they're still fucked up to this day they're grown they're adults and they still have like real mental problems because of that shit

you want to hear about kids oh my dad did coke for freaking 30 years and they came out like this like no they got real crack babies, bro. I have friends who I assume are cracked babies, but I'm not going to ask them because it feels kind of uncomfortable, you know? Hey, did your parents smoke crack? Yeah, because, like, your facial features

are a little weird. Like, you seem like your parents might have smoked crack. That's an awkward conversation. Mmm. Kiki laughing on the couch. Well, you never said it to somebody, right? Well, you're a crack baby? Like, are you a crack? Like, did your mom smoke crack? Is that weird to ask?

Like, I mean, in 2020, Two, yeah. Depends if you're... But that was common when I was growing up. You were just bringing up all the time. I had uncles that was doing crack. You know what I'm saying? They kids, crack babies like...

Were they productive crackheads? No, they weren't productive crack heads with jobs? I don't think they had a job. Picking up cans of the park. No, there's people who are productive crackheads. They're productive cokeheads. I have a relative of mine who does, like, meth and, like, will smoke crack, like, recreationally. Full job benefits.

Oh, yeah. I mean, they're in their 60s still doing this shit. I got a friend who I was just, it's a woman. And I remember him telling me that his parents both smoke meth. They go to their job. They're normal shit. They smoke a little bit of meth before work.

Maybe they go in the bathroom, hit it a little bit. I mean, it's just everybody got their thing. I mean, I drink fucking coffee all this. So it's like, is coffee a much less powerful drug? Yeah, but meth is fucked up. But, I mean, if you could do a reasonable amount, which I, you know, most people don't have enough money to go, crazy with whatever drug they're into.

That's why you see the, like, I've known girls in my life, like hot girls, they're 21, they moved to L.A. for college or some shit. And then you see them five years later. And they do Coke. But then they move to L.A. And the thing in L.A. is if you start going to clubs, there's going to be some millionaire who wants to pay for you to do all the

coke you've ever even dreamed of. And then those are the bitches that end up having to go back to Ohio to go to rehab because they all of a sudden have so much drugs available to them. They can't control themselves. They're getting a Coke shot up their asshole. If you're working a nine to five, I mean, yeah, you're not going to do some crazy amount of code because you can't afford a crazy amount of money. I don't know, I had a really poor uncle, my uncle Scott.

Shout out to him. I think he just got out of jail. Scott Scott's thoughts? Scott. Scottie. No, this motherfucker when I was a kid like was the biggest, like he's in and out of jail, nonstop, nonstop ever like since I was born. Petty shit. But this dude when I was a kid, he was meth the fuck out.

And I went into the bathroom and the whole fucking sink was bloody. Oh, boy. And this motherfucker had tweezers trying to pick fucking bugs out of his. his fucking face and weren't there it's fucked up yeah you can't get that fucked up but that's that was a mess yeah well i think you have to do a lot of it before that kind of but he was poor so he might have been sucking dick for meth uncle scott sounds about like Scott was the fake gay name that i chose when we were uh asking crittmac how would feel if if he had a gay neighbor he said fuck scott yeah i was like how would you feel if scott you know you got a nice neighbor

scott he's a gay man how did you feel man fuck scott he better stay in the house Is Crip Mac homophobic? I would say yes. That's fair to say. Man, I'm not going to say anything else about that. No. I know. No, yeah, no.

No, I know. No, no. Okay, I did want to bring this up. Recipes to our boy, and it's not on the screen right now. Recipes to our boy, Earl Swaby, crazy. Who was killed, I guess, Sunday night. Apparently, he was at some kind of party in South Central, and I guess like five people got shot, and he passed.

I don't know what. the fuck was going on, what kind of situation it was or anything like that. But I mean, that's someone I interviewed in the early days of a fucking no jumper. We had him do an exposed segment real early on. And even six months ago, Trev went out and filmed a vlog with him and the illegal civ guys. And I mean, he was, you know, he was always a nice link between the skateboarding culture and the street shit in L.A. So it's a real, I went to his neighborhood with him. Did a video on his neighborhood before, too. What was that fucking son that I love so much? Which one? Oh, but he was Hecher-Ricky.

Yeah. Bitch Hitcher Ricky. He's on that song? Yeah, he's on that. Adam. But y'all don't know it. Adam, like he founded five years later and played it every fucking day. I didn't even know about that song when I interviewed him.

If I had, I would have been singing from the whole time. That shit took L.A. by storm. Yeah, bitch, hitcher-r-r-r-R-key. So many remixes. You actually filmed them. How was that day, though? You seem like he was in good spirits? Yeah, first of all, you had me pull up to the fucking hood.

I was just in the trap. Were you? Nah. By myself. No, I had a, I thought I was going to film in North Hollywood. Then I, I connect with, uh, with Earl. And he says, like, pull up to my, uh, to my block or whatever, like to my, Oh, you went to the park?

I went to this park. Oh, yeah, you was in, you was in there. Okay. And I was just by myself, just like, but he was a super dope guy, like, super welcoming. You know, we talk skateboarding and shit. He hosted the vlog. I spent the whole day with him. We went to go visit his, uh, friend that passed away.

He wanted to pay respects and stuff. So, wow. It was a dope day. We got to go to the studio after, so I feel like I got to spend a lot of, like, a good time with him, even though it wasn't a long time. Yeah, man. This is the shit that, like, people just, we're way too used to this shit, you know? Because it's like, even in just like the past couple months, we just lost so many people in just, just L.A. You don't even need to expand out from there.

So many people got killed over the last couple months, man. It's fucking terrible. Yeah, he was a dope, dude. Very good. They had a lot of charisma. Good energy around him, you know? Definitely. Yeah. Because it was like this street dude who's good at skateboarding and stuff and you don't really have that.

And he's been skating and doing all that shit. I have no idea what was going on with the situation where he got killed. But from the story that I saw, it sounded like it was just some regular shit at a house party. And somebody ended up opening fire. Who knows what exactly happened? But that just reminded me like, okay, staying in the crib is a good idea. It's the right move. Yeah.

It's certain places you all go. though man like when you get to a certain age you get to a certain threshold and shit like that like you couldn't catch me at a fucking house party right now no way fuck no no no you would never go to a house party in that kind of area no hell no yeah that's fair you asking for you you either asking for somebody do something to you or you're going to have to do something to somebody and they don't need to put yourself if you have to like put yourself in situation like me personally I don't if I have to question someplace that I go I just won't go right like like you know what I'm saying life too short and you know what I mean to

nothing's that serious you know I mean to be that thirsty to be like man I got to be at this place like that could be the last place you can go in your fucking life like nah you'd be a little too famous a little too pop into that environment too you know I can't do that no more but that's why I said when even like the Roddy rich situation Roddy can't come back and just be regular and you know be non-shallat is like nah that come with that like he'll fucking trophy it's not gonna be fun for him like the way that it would be for fucking other normal people you know Okay. What else do we have up on this list? But yeah, man, rest and peace, Cyril Suarez.

Rest and peace. Terrible. Very, very upsetting to hear about. I really wanted to call Housephone out on the fact that he had an open DM with Julia Fox. Kanye's new girlfriend. He at one point had an open DM with her, but then he got his Instagram deleted. So now he can't, like, can you imagine the funny-ass text messages the house phone could potentially send to Kanye's girlfriend if he still had the DM open you think he would I think knowing house phone he would think of something eventually something creative to say to her wait she messaged him or he messaged her he messaged her and she actually started responding and liking his messages and shit like that and now all of a sudden she's with Kanye I don't know who the folks she was with before that if she had a boyfriend that she ended up having to leave or what you've seen these the DMs yeah I think he might have some percent in the group chat yeah but then he's

Lost that account. Then he starts a new Instagram, property of house phone. That one gets deleted, too. I don't even, I don't even think he has another one. What is he done to lose his shit? What is he doing? That's what I'm wondering, too. And he lost his Twitter, too.

So this is like, he's like Alex Jones. He's just like not allowed on social media. Yeah. I know what he did. You do? What? He posted some ass? What did he do?

He made fun of fresh and fit. That's what he did. Oh. Spencer Cornelia ain't got an Instagram anymore either. Conspiracies, conspiracies. Are you next thing? I'm gonna call them. No, no, no.

The BBC's on to you. Man. Get them, Walter. I listen to Joe Budden and I'm going in. For real? I was just listening to the 500th episode of the Joe Button podcast. They were talking about it. They went in.

Joe Bunnan hates them deeply. They really seem like they're doubling down, though, because I've seen Van Latham posing something else about them. And Myron was just in the comments just straight up like, oh, you little sunfuton. flower, like, stay triggered, you know? They're in too deep.

They can't go back. They just double down on it. Yeah, but I mean, you just wonder how they really feel about it because it can't feel too great to have, like, a lot. But a lot of the most respected people in rap music really trash them. I mean, but they're... They're not a rap podcast, though. Yeah, their podcast ain't based off a rapper.

They interview a lot of rappers. You'd assume that they probably would like to be in the good grace. Yeah, but I don't know if the rappers they interview give a fuck. No. Yeah, and I don't think that they would even, but that can only go so far because at some point you get well known enough that the rappers do give a fuck Yeah, but I feel like every time I see that podcast It's just a bunch of IG chicks on yeah and they're and they're and they're like their base They don't need nobody other than the females. They could sit there and do that shit a million times

People don't get tired of dating. That's just always gonna be in circulation In theory. You don't think so? I don't know. I mean just it feels like they pissed off the baller black female community so much in this recent controversy that it just kind of makes me wonder what the reverberations like yes i understand that a lot of the chicks on their show are like 20 and they ain't even never been that was older right yeah but it got re-hashed but the black female audience don't like they shit anyway just like kevin samuels the black female audience hate Kevin Samuels. But his audience is all black females.

They call in. That's one thing that Joe Button said while he was doing. They were talking about Kevin Samu's because Joe Budden, I don't think he really like understands the manosphere as a whole. And he doesn't understand that there are all these guys on YouTube who are basically saying the same kind of shit that Fresh and Fit and Kevin Samuels are saying to Joe Button, it's like, oh, these are two dudes who saw what Kevin Samuels is doing. So they decided that they were basically going to do their younger version of it with a bunch

of chicks from the club or who are about to go to the club, which I understand. understand why Joe Button would come to that conclusion because he's not really like familiar with a lot of these pickup type gurus or whatever that fucking fresh fit of kind of taken notes from or whatever but he was saying that Kevin Samuels's audience is 80% women yeah but most our audience is like 90% male most of the people call into Kevin to try to like either get cloud or they're like really trying to like oh I'm a tell Kevin to shut up hmm you know what I'm saying and that's kind of like what the fresh and fit shit is now too because like I don't see fucking these girls that are in the clubs

in Miami going to stop going on their platform and getting an opportunity to plug their shit. As long as they have cloud people tells them not to. Is Rihanna? Is Rihanna the voice of reason for... If Rihanna mentions the fresh and fit podcast, it'll be the best thing. That's a W. That's a W. Even Joe Budden,

like, I think that this situation has bought them way more awareness than ever. Joe Bunn keeps calling them doofs. Yeah. Which is not even like a word I'm really familiar with. So I'm not sure exactly what it's like a... It's like a... It's like a Bozo. Oh, I have a Bedouf. I don't know what that is.

I don't want to know. You fucking act like you're a Pokemon trainer. I like Pokemon on the Tendosw. I don't play Pokemon Go. Bedouf is a... I never seen a Badoof. Me and Josh... This is a common Pokemon? You're talking about. Badoof?

He's out here. There's a shiny. Please Google him. I never heard of a Badoof. You body saying you wrong. No, I am absolutely not. I know all about Badoof. I'm going to bedoof you after this. Pause. Oh, Badoof.

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The first person to buy the, you know what? We'll do a contest. We can get the first people to order the Uzimakis. I'm going to pull up to one of those deliveries. That's what you should do. You should do a couple of different. Hopefully the ops do. order the shit.

They're like, yeah, we got him. I know some guys. We're going to order some weed. He's coming to us. That's a smart idea, though, because I want to find out if AD is really going to handle his candle, so I might tell some of his ops. Hey, order some weed.

Kiki's coming. Is that a smart thing to be just tossing around? Look at him just drinking his wigs. Let's just slowly put it down. I'm sitting right next to you. You're throwing the thing around. He has a bedouca. Yeah, but like is the Badoof on safety?

Yeah, it's a heavy Badoof. You're safe, you're safe, yeah. Okay, I mean, I'm not. Jesus, that was an aggressive toss. He can't he? Oh, okay. Am I done with my list of things there? I needed to talk about,

we talked about the cops, we talked about the BMX Jam, we talked about Julia Fox, Jenna Jameson can't walk, and Roddy Rich, false claiming, question mark, question mark. We talked about all those things. So that seems pretty good.

What else are we going to talk about? We got any more? Oh, wow. The donations, I forgot. Yeah. If you guys send in $10 or more, we'll read your donation. Look at this right here. Two hours ago, listen to some fat meech.

Okay. Adam, interview Gidion. Gidion is funny. I don't know who that is. Gidion is the guy that pranked fucking T-Rails girl. Doing what? On fucking YouTube and TikTok. It's going crazy right now.

Really? The nigger funny, bro. I kind of didn't like when he did that. But I looked at his videos. after that, that nigga's hilarious. How did he prank Heather? So Heather, they were doing like a shoot, and he literally just

walked up to him, was like talking to them, and then Heather gets mad, like, where fuck you? Boo, boom. And this gay guy's just chasing him. He's like, ah, he's running from them and all type of shit, bro. This nigga literally, too, he had his whole community, right? Like, going on Lizzo's

fucking Instagram live, like, answer, answer, answer him, answer him, answer him. Like, had Lizzo listening to a song, made for her and shit. He's doing things, man. That's cool. Michael Metro said likes are free. He always don't know. He always don't. It says that. It's kind of interesting. Albert Rodriguez said, barbers

tap in with Trevor. You cut hair? Nope. B-sau said, Adam, fall back. Let A.D. do his show. We rock with it how it is. Don't fix what isn't broken. White man telling black man how to work. It's so American. Okay, B-sauce. You're an idiot. B-sauceau! This is, okay, I would like to just respond to this to say, this is a pretty insane opinion that me having done thousands of podcasts shouldn't feel like AD could use some advice.

Some pointers? Like, I would be a really shitty friend and, you know, fellow podcaster if I didn't give you some advice, considering you hadn't done this at all up to, you know, a year ago. Honestly, I'm going to keep a hundred. If Adam didn't, like, show me ropes to this shit, I'd have been canceled a long time ago. Yeah, so B-Saws. And if I didn't edit that shit out. If you didn't have to edit out him incriminating himself. If you heard the things I said when I first came to this platform, it'd be fucking ridiculous.

Wishing death upon people and such. Hey! Hey! Alex Horn sends $5.00. Appreciate you. Michael Metrix said get the likes of another five bucks. Thank you very much. Creo 1 said, Boolev Kev, a kinky dude.

What did I say? That was kinky, bro. I don't know. That's what the streets are saying, man. Is it the dicks? The dicks in jail? What the fuck? Someone said I'm hunched over and I sound like Michael Rappapaport.

Why they said Trevor's so insecure? Mustache stranger said Trevor is so insecure. I was like, this is just going to be roasts. I'm just either me or Booley, Kev. Chelsea Rodriguez wanted to get that off. Kev, why are you so hunched over, my boy? You hiding from the blem you back. Chelsea Rodriguez also said,

Hey, Adam, please put my donation into do-nose-go-fund-me weight loss program. Let's get the hamy on online program. Shout out at the end of the day, we rocking. Shout out at the end of the day. Thank you, Chelsea. Does he have a go-fund-me? lose way that's pretty pathetic I don't think so

Arvin Raj said we need the Montana 300 interview that would be cool let's do it noodle knocker said when we get in a no-jumber GTA 5 RP server would go well with it's AD Twitch Follow my motherfucking Twitch

I never played GTA so I have no idea I had a company reach out to me to play GTA RP so I'm thinking about doing that that's role play so they actually have to act like the character so AD would have to act like you get yourself in trouble like Almighty saying he was smoking on some people from Chicago and shit. I'll say that.

But not about some people in L.A. you won't. No, why would you do that? It's a fucking game. But it's role playing. That's what Almighty J was doing. He was pretending that he was like a BD or a G.D or whatever, and he's talking about smoking on. Some shit you don't role play with. Well, I agree. Would you role play as a trans person?

I don't know what you're saying. Nah. I'm just, I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. B. T. Grids would be doing that shit. Carlos at 80 is the roly, a 36 or a 40? I love my 36 and the 40 is on the way This year He's about to be 40

Jose Gonzalez said Fed and fraud Stay dissing no jumper Did they diss us? I didn't say it Clip it That'd be cool Did they mean

Nah I doubt Walter In my own to do that Yeah clip it Adam can we get a new splurge interview Also shout at AD Always being a real one Responding IIG

The Dare app is truly life What the fuck is the dare app Hey man thank you for saying that Because a lot of people been asking me If you have a problem with anxiety, you got anything going on in your life right now. The Dare app helped get my anxiety.

Like those shirts? DARE. It's an app. It's called Dare. Like it breaks down with all the type of different anxieties, how to like fight through them and stuff like that. I found that shit when I was going through a dark time. That shit fucking helped me and I, you know.

They paying you? No. No. There it is. Just kept the real. Hopefully there, if you're listening, I'm an advocate. So everybody who you're reading, They spent money to have you read.

Yes. Yeah, the Super Chat. Oh, shit. They're crazy. And yes, I will interview Splurge again, that would be cool. I fuck with Splurge. He used to come through the shop, hang out all the time. Hopefully, we have another shop soon.

Interview Young Sloby. Is he from? He sounds familiar. Stockton, right? Yeah, Stockton. Stockton's a crazy fucking place. Crazy place. It's like the craziest.

It might be. It might be. Good music coming out of Stockton, though. Seek once said last night I popped a blue chew like a Senzu bean. That's far. What's a Senzu bean?

It's Dragon Balls. Have you done the Blue Choo? Yes. We do advertising for them all the time. I ain't never got none. Yeah, I know. That's true.

They don't know. They don't know. They don't know what we ever had in here. Because you have to go on the website and fill out a fucking form. Blue Choo. Give us an ad at the end of the day.

It's probably better than the rhino shit at the liquor store. Hell yeah. AD's been wearing blue for all these years. It's trying to get sponsored by Bluetooth. The rhino shit works, though. I mean, the honey is like,

I've never done the honey. I've only done those pills that come in the... The honey is the shit. Yeah, no, those rhino joints that have you fucking zoot it. The world's forgotten sent $5 said Harmonious gang. We don't know what that is. Sheldry. Hugo Bosman sent $6.00. Is the DJ Ghost interview coming?

Man, me and him keep going back and forth about it. Yes, I want to make it happen. He needs to get his ass out here. But actually, I have somebody I kind of want to interview in Vegas. And maybe if I could interview DJ Ghost out there too. It makes sense. Then it would make more sense to go out there for the weekend. So that's a good idea.

Count Macculus That's shout out to my guy Black Dave. That's the bro. We need more No Jumper East Coast coverage. I agree. He has a very, very dope vlog that we're trying to get monetized right now coming out soon.

Keb. Spencer W. said, Kev, you ever missed living here in Tampa? Tampa, kind of lit now. Yeah, Tampa was a fucking movie. We were just talking about Tampa on your podcast. I love me some Tampa, man. Ebor City, St. Pete. Yep.

Factoids. Good times. You ever been to Tampa, AD? Once. Oh, did you fucking Tampa? No. No. Sainly said a custer as a buster with a C on the motherfucker.

That's the truth. Someone paid to say that? $5 to say that. My girl asked me a couple weeks ago. People have real disposable income, huh? My girl's like, so you're going to make fun of me for asking this, but what's a custer? That is fucking fire. It's a buster with a C on it.

A custer. The next thing is, what's a buster? What's a buster? No, what would you say to Lent if she has a buster? as what's a buster. I'll say a custer with a bee on it. So, hey, let me ask you this. Could you say I custer nut instead of buster nut?

Bro. That's a new one. I like that. I cussed a nut. But I know the game members don't turn every B into a C. Yeah. Speaking of busting nuts. Like, if you, if you like super, super crazy, you would say you put a C on everything.

But, okay, Crip Mac is about as crazy as it gets. That's a wild way to live. Crip Mac is, and I don't mean to offend anyone out there, but he's, in a lot of ways, probably the most extreme Crip. He says CMX. Right, but he doesn't, but he still says big booty sitches. He doesn't say Cuddy Ciches. You know?

Booty bitches. But some stuff it won't work, like saying bicycle. You can't say Cickel. No, but the people are trying to ask him. Do you know people like that? When we were at the jam, people were trying to say to Crip Mac like, oh, are you riding Sykes? That's got to be a stressful way to live

Yeah, but the way he replaces the twos and the fours with fives You can do that in your dictation Because I just start talking slow He starts talking slow And you can tell his brain It's working really hard to think about it Like I had too much time my hands When I did this a long time ago

I changed all the words So wouldn't have like no CKs in it So it just easily just When you text it? It's a fucking commitment boy Every word Not every word but like just certain words like fuck and you know what I'm saying

anything like damn that's crazy you all see that Drake's putting hot sauce and condoms bro you just see that shit what is that what is that a shit about hey the memes for that shit is funny anybody believe that stupid ass shit

you a piece of shit that's like the one of Kanye hiding in the bushes outside of Kim Kardashian that shit is funny that was just such fake can do some pushups and pull-ups I'm on it buddy thanks thanks Josah

uh Jesus Gomez said interview Necro. That would be great. Tell them to 10. Yo, Necro, the horror core rap way. I would do that. Necro was fired. And Ben Sable said interview Joey Badass.

You got a crox kid. If you like them. I just got them, bro. I love these fucking things. I never talked to them. My first pair of crux. Go down a little bit more. High off energy gang.

Sent $5. Trying to get a paintball war with the No Jumper Squad. Check out high off energy gang. on y'all free time i've never played paintball five dollar shot i'm not really interested they got the spot i'll tell you bell flower is fucking crazy i heard that shit hurts it does if you get i got plenty of shit to do i don't think i need anybody shooting paint balls for a vlog for the team

what's wrong with you that's who's gonna vlog it they're gonna get their fucking camera destroyed by that is true oh wait scroll back down we just missed what about a gopro on a motherfucking clothes we can film it we can film it we just got to get a case for it is something yeah do you have a nipple piercing? No. Have you ever had a nipple piercing? I have never had anything pierced in my entire life. That's one thing I can say I'm proud of. Likewise. I've had a lot of piercings. Yeah, you're a nose ring guy. I got nose ring.

I used to have my eyebrow. I took that shit out. Did you ever have the tongue ring? Fuck, no. Who has it? I ain't no freak. Who has it? Somebody has it. Fuck, I forget. Oh, Jab 5 has it. The tongue ring? Wow. People kept pointing it out in the comments like, why didn't you ask him about this fucking tongue ring?

Damn. You know. The tongue ring era. He's a real gangster. Do I really want to ask him like so i'm kind of glad i didn't get this it was an air where everybody was getting this part of ear pierce oh yeah yeah yeah i'm glad they get it you look like fucking mr t bruh yeah i didn't get that shit yeah i never understood it because to me like i remember when i was going to hardcore shows when i was like 18 19 everybody would have the huge gauges in their ear phil is an example of that yeah and then and then when you take them out and you get old there's like really beautiful women who have the most gape like their fucking sleeve wizard

ass ears are not a good look. I like a gaping asshole, but not a gaping ear. Interview 2-2G-Fay from SD. I never heard of him, but okay. When are you going to get Stephen Moses on here again? That would be very interesting. I've probably never met anybody who's done as much as Xanax as Stephen Moses.

Oh, who the fuck that is? He was wowing. Thoughts on sponsoring Twitch streamers. Sponsoring them to do what? We're sponsoring. Sponsor mine. To do what? I don't know.

We just put a logo on the background? Let's do it. You should do that anyway. I don't know. Keep going up. Good sacks. Boulet Kev have Adam interviewed the black backflip King Chappelle. Oh, I know him.

Chappelle. I went to high school with Chappelle. Do you really? Yeah, that's one of my closest friends in high school. So now he's doing the Brandon Shab shit. The Brendan Shab shit. Yeah. Yeah, you should have.

Chappelle's solid. Bro, he could skate his ass off. And he's a, like, he used to be a professional cheerleader. So he could do a standing backflip. That motherfucker is legit. You should have. Definitely have Chappelle on. And he's funny as fuck.

Because we had Toby Morse from the band H.J.O. in here. And he's like his buddy. So he was chilling during that. Yeah, Chappelle's, he's solid, man. He should have more. What part of Mexico are you from, Kev? I'm from Puerto Pignasco. O.G. Smackaputa said that.

I see this is a thing. AD and maybe Adam. Watch Attack on Titans. Dope show. I heard attack on Titan as far. You never seen it. Yeah. Did y'all see Kodak busting cheeks? the game. I don't know what that means. Busting

cheeks? Fucking, I assume. Hey, this guy just said, if I can do 10 push-ups and 10 sit-ups back-to-back, they'll cash at me a rack. I mean, I don't... Chelsea Rodriguez, I don't believe you. He wrote old Michael Rappaport, ass boy.

She's trying to tell you. She don't bro me. Did I do something to Chelsea? Shit. Who is that, man? I've never seen her so aggressive in the chat. When Rico Reckles gets out of jail, have him on the podcast and interview Lil Moe from Chicago. Okay, let's do it.

Adi, what's the best vodka? Best vodka? You never drink vodka, really? Titos. I'm not a vodka man, but I'm going to have to go to Titos. Titos is the one. Albert Rodriguez said, shut up Fudge Willie. New album coming out.

Fudge Willie! Fudge Willie is this man that we know who spits on his own tities. Yeah. Yeah. It does a lot of them. You pick up his own. Yeah. Adam, interview Jason Ellis.

That's crazy because Toby actually told me more so I just mentioned, put me on group chat with Jason Ellis. Who is it? Who's Jason Ellis? He's a fucking motocross metal militia legend. And so he has his own podcast now. Metal militia. I remember that shit.

My cousin used to wear SRH. Yeah. Adam, interview Sinha from Florida. I do not know who that is, but okay. Most of these donations are like, interview someone. I have to be like... How have you never interviewed Cotton Mouth Kings?

Or like someone from that group? I feel like that's like in your... Like, you've done like ICP multiple times. You need that KMK, man. Yeah, I never listened to them. I don't know anything about him, so... Their music was atrocious, but they definitely were.

tapped in with the with the BMX motocross shit were they oh yeah interesting I don't know anything about them so I would have to learn a lot but okay remember when you interviewed EBZ is he trashed thoughts on EBZ do you miss burger plan it well I definitely don't miss burger planet even though

he was pretty funny uh EBZ was basically like an Uber driver who ended up like we have a friend Ice Beside that's a gator nigga yeah that's just such a good way to sum them up Like our friend came here and he was live streaming himself. And his Uber driver just happened to be this guy who rapped. And like he came on the stream with us.

And he basically figured out streaming from there. NH Paradox said I would love to see a Fred Durst interview, especially if you guys had ICP on. At the same time? This dude sold 50 million and was at Woodstock and just disappeared. I mean, Fred Durst has been doing things for many years. He didn't just disappear. But you know what?

Their music, I just had this conversation. Their music age so bad. Like, Lynn Biscuit's music is. god awful. Yeah. It did not age well. But at the same time, I feel like

art culture kind of like started to really look down upon new metal and hate on new metal unnecessarily. Corn is still fire. Like if you go listen to follow the leader,

it's still dope. I don't know if I would still listen to corn. I would rather listen Limbiscuit than corn. Nah, fuck that. No.

Limp biscuit shit is terrible. I don't have many. The best shit they had was that in together not shit produced by Primo. That shit still is cool. That was lit. But that also sounded

nothing like anything else. their other terrible music. Somebody said, get Ab Sol on here. That would be fired. Oh, Absol for sure. What's going on with him? Man.

That's another Pokemon. Pokemon app? No, Absole. Ab one of like the hardest rappers of all time. Yeah, for sure. He was a Jedi. I've had more input on this podcast this episode than Travis.

That's me. Who the fuck is Travis? Trevor, you mean? How do you feel about the new season of Euphoria? I've not seen, I've seen one episode. I've seen the first episode of it. I seen one episode of it. That shit was intense.

Was it? Don't fucking. Spoil it, bro. That shit. Hey, that's a good answer. I haven't watched it yet. If this is a reflection of what the rest of the season is going to be like, it's going be better the season.

You know what y'all should watch is Yellowstone. You said that. Kevin fucking Costner, some cowboy shit. Anybody seen Ted Laslo yet? He just won all these fucking awards. Ted Lasso? I have not. I watched a couple episodes of it and it was too positive and family-friendly for me.

I don't know if I should go to Succession next or... Succession. It's, bro, watch Yellowstone. No, succession. Yellowstone. You ever see Succession? I heard that's just crazy. It's crazy, but Yellowstone has Kevin Costner, bro.

It's like Sons of Anarchy with fucking horses. Who the fuck is Kevin Costner? Kevin Costner? I can't picture on my head. Are you fucking kidding me? The bodyguard? What? Dances with the wolves? Waterworld?

Should I Google him? Wow. Bull Durham? I don't remember who it is. Kevin Costner? That's just like one of those white dudes that I just don't know who it is. Bro. You know who Kevin Costner is.

Kevin, no, because people always do this to me. He's a badoof. Kevin Costner. I've never seen this dude before. Are you fucking kidding me? You've seen Kevin Cox. You've never seen Field of Dreams? No.

Who the fuck is this? Kevin Costner. Oh, you've never. Are you serious? The bodyguard. He just looks like an old, wrinkly ass, mush face. Fuck.

He's a legend, bro. I never seen the bodyguard. Should I see that? Whitney Houston? Maybe if I saw him when he was younger. Yeah, I guess the younger pictures look a little bit more familiar. You never saw Waterworld, bro? Oh, that was him?

That was him. Terrible. I never seen Waterworld, but I'm. The live show that got the Unibroo Studios. All I remember is that he drank his own pee in the beginning of it. He did? Yeah, he turned his pee into water and drank it. Mm, I remember that.

Anyway, fuck Kevin Costner. I don't know nothing about you. You ain't from my hood. He's from New Hampshire. He's from Compton. No, he's not. I swear to God, look it up. Kevin Costner is...

Kevin Costner. He is from Compton. Kevin Copner. He's from Compton. Fuck, no. This is where you'll... Whoa, whoa, that do make sense because... He's from Compton.

The Bush family is originally from Compton, too. Kevin Costner's from Compton. Compton. All the white people used to live in Compton, then they moved out and then, you know. He just, he was on fucking one of them late night. Oh, he was on Jimmy Kimmel and they were talking about how he grew up in Compton. But he didn't grow up in like, Linwood. Linwood, that's not Compton. No, but he lived in Compton. He was born in Linwood and then grew up in Compton. Lilwood is like on the threshold. He was born in 1955. So I'm not really sure what

Compton would have been like during his childhood. Oh, the white people. You guys can claim Kevin Costner though, bro. That's fire. That is fire. That is far. fire Kevin Costner Venus and Serena Anthony Anderson They're from Compton Venus and Serena Yeah you didn't see King Richard

No they from Compton I had no idea You said you thought they were French I never heard him talk I don't know Because they play tennis Watch King Richard man Bro get you some What's King Richard

Will Smith man He plays their dad in the movie You have zero idea about like The Venus Arena story No Oh my God They play tennis Yeah but they're from Compton

Didn't want them to fuck Drake Well I don't fucking know Why would I know about some random-ass tennis girls? Because Serena Williams is like one of the greatest athletes of all time. I don't watch tennis, so that's kind of irrelevant to me. Neither do I. And how many black people do you know play tennis? Them and Arthur Ash.

And I don't really know Arthur Ash. I just know he's a black dude to play tennis. If you see their story, they had to go through a lot. Like, you know, even when I was growing up, like their dad was coaching us and stuff like that. So my neighborhood is like... The dad coached you? Like him and his family and stuff. they used to have not coaching coaching but I'm like were you playing tennis

no I played tennis but they had like you know shit they did for the yeah yeah so you can go to the park it's it's track new park is around a corner from my neighborhood and stuff was from there what you made fuck who'd I interview those from my track new park MCA yeah there you go yeah he was the one banging that so my never heard about right around from over there Venus and Serena yeah you got from Compton watch King Richard it might win out a Academy Award this year too I'm finding out a lot of cool things about my home away from home

I was born in New Hampshire, but my soul has always been in Compton. I think I could be wrong. I think George Lopez is from Compton, too. You claim that? I think so. You better, hey, man. Tell everybody, Kevin Costner. Kevin Costner now.

Scroll up a little bit more. I want to read the rest of these donations before we get the fuck out of here, and I have to go read comments about how I didn't know anything about the Serena girl. DCG Brothers Chicago interview, I already interviewed them. Ha, how you're stupid. Thank you for the $5, though. Bring Hampton, Brandon back, LMAO. I mean, what the fuck is he doing now?

He used to be, he was like the original person that we told him if he came to the store we were going to shoot him. He was like a streamer who was just like always doing some reckless ass shit in Hollywood Boulevard and he would be kind of like hanging out outside the store here and there.

Interview, Conejo, the Chicano Tupac. Jeez. So many artists that I've never heard of getting brought up here. I feel like I heard, I do know mention him though. Interview, damn John

boy. I think that this is just slowly becoming like people telling me to interview people because they know that I don't know who it is. Hampton Brandon is homeless and tweaking on the Hollywood Boulevard. Get him on the show so you should interview Dusto. I'm supposed to interview dub soon. Kev recently interviewed him as well. Painball War, whatever. I don't give a fuck about paintball.

Nito said, who do you consider the top rapper that represents the Hispanic community at this moment? Probably do now. NH Paradox said Kev Wright, corn is lit. Okay. RIP Bob Saget Facts interview Flaibus Zombies Please zombie gang

Honestly I don't know if I've ever heard them But sure I'm down You've never heard of Flaughtonog zombies I don't think I ever listen to them What? Beast Coast That's some real Aggressive New York shit You guys are on some fucking underground shit

Flatboos zombies not even underground Or they sell out fucking everywhere You've heard of the Flaboo Zambi I've heard of them but I don't know if I ever heard a song They're fucking fire What They can't call a trash right Travis, I'm Robbie the fan.

Don't listen to these folks. It's tough to get you two cents in with Rappaportica. Who the fuck is Chelsea? Are we sure? Are we sure Chelsea's a female? Are we sure she's a female? Not. They call me Travis.

I don't know, Travis. Hey, fuck you, Chelsea. The world's forgotten said you guys see Southside and HBO Max. I never heard of it. What is that? Tell us more. Who's this scrolled up? Evan A said we on for tomorrow.

I'm going to be there. Firebird chicken. I'm going to get some firebird chicken. That's who M&A is? I had that shit. That shit was stupid. Brincardo on the show is beats go hard. You know him?

Carlo, that's my guy. That would be sick. Look at the username. Hey, and Cardo, if you listening to this, he's supposed to put me in a fucking movie. He asked me do a movie. He ain't call me back here. It was not the kind of movie you thought it was going to be.

Adams' head tattooed drawn by a six-year-old. It's a great fucking name. Fat, Al Brave, 187. said, I want to send y'all some bear bricks for show promo. How do I do it? DM me, because Adam, we both got some bear bricks. What is a bear brick? That's what I was saying.

That's what I was saying. People love this shit. I didn't know what it was really. Some of those is like 10 grand and shit. Yeah. Oh, I see. I know. I know.

I think Ben Baller has a bunch of those in his house. Who makes sense? Like, where do they come from? That's a company, bear brick. And their whole thing is that they just make these bears with different designs on them. Yeah, I don't get it. I've never got it.

Well, I've tried to trade Adam one for a different color from my career. So this company hits me up and they're like, we'll give you a bear brick. I'm like, okay. They said, which one do you want? And there was like a bunch of different artists. And one of them was Boschia. I didn't know who the fuck the other artists were for the most part. All I know about Boschia is I watched a documentary about a while ago or a movie.

He's black. He's from New York. He was a great artist. Jay Z sucks his dick. Whoa. I won't say that. Jay Z respects him a lot. Jesus.

Jay Z's always rapping about him and shit. So I got the fucking the Boschia bear brick. He's trying to trade me a bear brick that just says Brillo all over it. I don't know what the fuck it is. Does the bear that you have smoke crack? The Brillo bear?

And I tell him he got a brillo pad for a head. The bear brick that I have, right, is worth double the one he has. So why don't you just sell it and buy two of the one he has? I'm not a seller. I'm not a seller. Yeah, you put that shit on Stock X, bruh. You're fucking missing out, man

I feel like those are easily Like bootlegable too I feel like you probably get off What if I give us a bootleg care To bootleg the version Nah there's this fucking Like you could go to Aliolibaba.com And probably find a fucking

Bear brick for like 599 That's why you got pushed out of the bootleg world I'm dropping the secrets The cheapest you're up on a bare brick Like on a street A real one A real one Yeah a real one

Yeah a real one G ball Who the fuck's buying $1,000 dollar toys? Me. Damn John Boy is a producer Hey and DJ Amen Yeah Amen's got all the fucking toys He's got a dungeon This dude said I got you AD be checking your DM from a toy store

Say no more He probably is gonna be confusing for him Because he's got so many different toy story Can I get a black one please? Damn John Boy is a producer in a rapper He's fired he's sleeping if you don't know he is Okay cool you know about a rapper I don't know about your You're awesome John boy interview Hassan Piker

I mean that That would be something that would be interesting AD should do it he's a Twitch guy now Adam kind of look like a bedoof Okay I gotta wear that But do you feel about Baby Lane's Uncle Keevd talking about the night they shot Pock. It's crazy because I've heard so many fucking stories from different people. Who knows, man?

I'm assuming that that happened on Vlad Show whenever they talked about that. I wasn't. That sounds like a Vlad Convo. I don't know nothing about that. My appetite for like hearing about like gangster shit from the 80s via like five million Vlad interviews. Do you watch a lot of those? I watch a decent amount if the title grabs my attention. but I'm probably not going to watch any interview about Tupac's death ever again just because

there's like four shows you can watch and some movies you can watch that's what I'm saying shout out Compton AD and Shrab I'm still waiting on SPI interviews salute spider look put respect on cuz yeah straight up shout out the spider look man G unit west there we go I don't know if he claims that anymore but probably not uh all right that's enough donations for now I gotta be bad as a motherfucker shout out to everybody who chilled with us shout out the bootlegs yeah for filling in for house phone who gave us an exciting two hours notice that he wasn't going to come. That was cool. And shout out to Trev for filling in as well.

I appreciate it. Boom. And shout out Louie knows for giving me this hoodie, which I probably shouldn't have mentioned earlier. But yeah, Patreon, we got a dope new episode with Bonnie Lockett. Right? So check that out. What's the difference between the Patreon and what you did? Are you, are bitches fucking on Patreon? No, on the Patreon. There's no actual sex, but you get to see

just interview a different girl each week. Bring him on. Bring him on for a Patreon. I'm going to get too turned on. The girl's going to leave him. I'm staying away. AD does it. I mean,

you guys, you know, AD is not like, they put chips on the, I'm so good. AD is not beating off on the podcast, so it's different. I'm not getting fingered on a couch.

But Bonnie Locke is on there. And then this week on PlugTalk, only plug talk.com. Dana Day Armand. Who the fuck is that? Probably the first woman I've ever had sex with who also had sex with Brian Pumper. I don't know if that's good.

And probably not. There's probably more, but... That's what turned you on about her own. She told me she fucked Brian Pumper a million times. Wow. So you and Brian Pumper are Eskimo brothers. At least once. Wow.

Probably more. Hopefully more. Didn't you put out a Brian Pumper documentary? Almost a million views, I believe. Piece of artwork. What was it? Half a million? It's got a lot of views.

I worked on it for months. I watched everything. I googled so deep to learn about Brian Pumper for that video. Did you have you ever met him? No. Dude, I fucking, when I first moved to L.A., he was in North Hollywood at like, you know, one of those like Asian donut boba, like corner spots that are open all night?

That's his kind of spot, yeah. Me and my girl are in there getting like donuts or some shit and he's in front of us. And I was like, oh shit, Brian Pumper, you're a fucking legend, bro, whatever, whatever. And we're leaving and this fool is in like a fucking 99 centra. Yep. Like, fucking packed full of shit. Like, yeah, he's homeless. No, like all his shit was in there.

Right. And I was like. But the thing is, is he still had, like, he was inside of the donut place with the chain on. Yeah. And, like, he's still, like, it was, I was very confused. That chain's worth about 40 bucks, maybe. Brian Pumper jewels, man. Fabulous used to say it.

But the best thing that he ever did is, we're still on a bitch. We're talking about Brian Pumper. The best thing we ever did, though, is when he went on Vlad and said that the reason why he wears fake jewelry is because all these millionaires are wearing costume jewelry so that they don't get robbed or whatever. As if he has the real version at home in his. car. I've seen him on Hollywood Boulevard

trying to get a girl. He had lugs on. I saw him outside of playhouse with lugs on. Yeah, he used to always be outside of playhouse. With lugs. And he will have like two girls on a chain every time. He was trying to convince this girl to have. He was by himself.

Like some real like. Brian Pumper would have two girls chained up like they were dogs. Did someone call the cops? What if I just go to the county jail and just ask like, hey, can I speak to Brown Pumby? He's going to whoop your ass. He going to ask you about this video. Through the glass.

Does he know about the thing you made? Does he have knowledge of it? His nigga said he steals fucking toilet paper, bro. I think that... I think he's been locked up for the entire duration. Is he in jail? Yeah. Oh.

I believe. I heard he got picked up on some crazy sex trafficking in charges. Kidnapping Lawrence Fishburn's daughter? Can someone help me? I will pay for it. But how do you like contact the city and find out what somebody is locked up for? I've never had to do it. You know his government name?

All you got to do is put his name in. If you have their government name in. If you have their government name? And you have his government name. Do I? I mean, you did a whole fucking documentary on the guy. I could maybe find it. Find his birthday government name.

Sometimes they don't show you that. It'll let you know to bail him out. They'll let you know how much trouble is in. Yeah, I would like to know. I would think that if he could bail out, he probably would. Although I guess also probably he doesn't know anybody who has any money to bail him out. You. He knows Lawrence Fishburn, man.

I don't know if I want to bail him out if he's going to be a danger to society. Which it seems like he most certainly is. What if you bailed him out and then gave him a podcast? What if I bail him out? and then he goes, rape somebody, and then I got that of my conscience. Was that, was that way he's there? He raped someone?

I'm not saying. Yes, but I don't, I think his charges are of a sexual major. He hit him with that, Trace Onges? I had a fan. Come on,

don't do your homie like that, man. No, I had a fan hit me up, sending me screenshots of shit from the city website or whatever saying that he was being held on like a million dollar fucking bail or whatever it was. And I don't remember the details, but like I had a fan.

Who's that? Fucking Brian Pumper, bro. His name is Michael? It took one Google. Josh, we just didn't do it. I knew it was possible. Michael Felton. Michael Felton.

Sounds like Michael Bolton. Why not Michael Pumper? Mike Pumper. Mike Pumper. Oh, Mike Pumper's gas. I always tell my girl that if we have a son, we're going to name him Brian. After Brian Pumper?

Well, that's what she says. But for me, I just, you know. You like that basic ass name? I like the dog from family guy. Yeah, but Brian is like, that's like fucking. That's a weird on that. Depends how you spell it too Maybe a BR Y

Like who names a kid Brian What the fuck am I supposed to name my kid? I'm not gonna name him Zeus like T-R-L or some shit You got all Z names for his kids Yeah, but Brian is like It's like fucking You know

You wanna go viral name your next kid Only Fanisha No Or Peter Peter that's a stupid name I think I'm gonna officially change Parker to Parkisha Okay Is that your daughter's name Parker?

Is that your daughter's name Parker? Just in this shit now. In the show. Please. That's a nice, like, name that can go either way. Parkisha. Yeah. Let's go.

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