No Jumper - The No Jumper Show EP. 13

Episode Date: October 16, 2019

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We're talking about some red retriever dick. Whoa. Yuri's, Yuri has a BRC. Yuri's pulling up with BRC vibes only. He's not like Hakeem by the day. That's how I feel. I feel like Hakeem.

I feel like I was, I'm Hakeem, Jr. I feel like Chris Long. I feel like shooting everyone in this room. It'd be like that simple. Anyways, hello everyone. Welcome to episode, what number is it? I don't even know.

Episode lucky number 13 of the No Jumper Show. Thank you for being here with us. Today, Adam is not here. He is, where is he? In New York still, I'm pretty sure. He is in New York doing something that we're not sure what he's doing. I am Camgirl. This is House Phone.

And you're watching the No Jumper Show. All right. How was your week? My week. Weekend. That was cool. I stayed in. I had a show.

Oh, you did have a show. Yeah, that was cool. It was like a porn thing. Yeah, these, um, shout out Malcolm. He does his brand, uh, porn hoodies. X? It was, uh, no. You should be Malcolm X, X, X, X, X.

Malcolm, I think that was his shit for a little bit. I think so. His ad is, uh, Taylor Swift's black boyfriend. And I think it got, it got taken down because he was posting a lot of pornographic images on Instagram. Really? And they weren't going, no, they were not having that. Do you think people reported him or how did they find it?

I think they have an algorithm. They have an algorithm where they check your shit and see if you're posting some naughty content. Maybe they have an algorithm for like nipples. But then what if your eyes kind of look like nipples? Whose eyes, you know, looks like nipples. What do you think about my sign? Shout out to the original sign dweller. What was her name?

Selina Powell. But I like you. You just forgot her name for a second? Yeah, I did. Honestly. Can you guys see my chat? Yay. She had the writing of like a third grader.

and you have the writing of like a high school graduate. I tried really hard to make my writing like hers, but I'm just... Now, yours is very clean and very clear. I tried to make it as scrably as possible, but it's hard. She looked like she had just picked up a pen for the first time and wrote that. Maybe she has. She also couldn't speak that well either. Really?

I thought she was very well-spoken. I'm a fan of her and her content. I think she's hilarious. I think she's like completely worthless to life, and I don't understand why she's the thing that people talk. about is that a little harsh why do you like her why do you look up to selina i don't like her and looking up to her is completely different i definitely do not look at her like a role model and want aspire to be that's what i thought you're trying to say is that you know i like watching

like let's see what's like some like i like watching trashy reality tv like bad girls club but it's like a train wreck almost 100% i don't like to watch her and be like oh my god okay how am i going to fuck little bibby and steal his chain and then have him rob me back. It was G. Herbo, I think. Whatever. I'm pretty sure. Wait, wait.

Speaking of G. Herbo and chains, can we get into my first topic that I had lined up? Is it have to do with girlfriends? Yeah, yeah. Okay, get into it. Apparently, G. Herbo's baby mama posted a pick of their baby, G. Herbo's baby, wearing a chain, right? And the chain was a money, power, respect chain, which is Hood, Rich Pablo Wan's record label. So it looked like the baby was wearing a hood, rich Pablo Wan's chain. basically, right?

So all the fans are in the comments like, you stupid bitch, Ari, you fucking got the baby wearing this nigga chains. I'm gonna put a bounty all on his head, blah, blah, blah. And she responded that a photographer put the chain on the baby.

She had no idea who the chain was from. She had no idea what the logo was and that she had no idea who whoever's Pablo Wan even was that he didn't even exist. She had no idea. So she was just doing a photo shoot for her baby,

and then the photographer was like, let's put this chain on. Yeah, or maybe she was doing a photo shoot and the photographer was just there, you know? And the photographer just happened to just trying to play around. I totally thought you were talking about some, look at you with your little topics and your little notes. I thought you were going to talk about,

because it was his birthday recently. Oh, yeah. Very, very cute baby, by the way. But, like, isn't that kind of crazy? I just see a gun. It's a dollar sign, a plug, and a gun. Money, power, respect. Interesting.

I thought you were talking about it was his birthday recently so he because Ari I think is the one he's not dating anymore. Yeah, that's his old. That's his baby mama. Yes, baby mama and then now he has a new girlfriend and the new girlfriend got him a chain as well. It was like of like his grandma or somebody. And then he was crying. And then I cried. Oh, yeah, it was actually really sweet. And then this other tweet was going viral on Twitter. I think it was oh, it showed him with Ari last year on his birthday where she got him like I don't know. I don't know how old he turned. She got him 22 pairs of all white Air Forces on his 22 second birthday and 22. I want my birthday to be anywhere close to that. That's, I know.

That's actually kind of fire. Right. Would you want 22 pairs of the same shoe, though? Cannot be the same shoe. No, she got him 22 pairs of all white G. Phasos, which means all white Air Force is in Chicago lingo. How do you know that? That's what they call him, G. Phazos.

I thought you were going to say on. On phone, on six nymph, on eight nim. I thought she got him like 22 different pairs of like Jordan's or something. No, they were the exact same all-white Air Force. I mean, I guess. If you cycle through them enough, that 22 allows you a year. Yeah, or you can have like custom painting on them.

Like, you know, the B-1s. You can have some B-1s, you know, if you had 22 pairs, you for me. Shout out to my boy Blasey. B-1 sold out. Shout out to Kegan Hoffman. Shout out to Activity Clothing. Shout out to Infracture Studios. You know what the fuck.

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Speaking of geeked up, um, rolling loud looked pretty geeked up, pretty fun, pretty fun, right? You know what's crazy? I feel like I was on Instagram all weekend, but I only saw Instagram stories from Sunday. Did Friday and Saturday not happen? I think it was only two days. It was Saturday Sunday. It wasn't three days. Oh. New York, the L.A. one is three days, but I think the New York one was two days. That was their first time in New York, too. Really? Yeah, dude.

They're like over 60,000 people or some crazy shit like that. So they used to do it in L.A., Bayer area, obviously Miami. Yeah. That's it? This was the first. And like I think a couple ones overseas. Like Hong Kong is coming. Well, that was coming up.

Speaking of Hong Kong, let's get into after. But so what happened at Rolling Loud? I mean, it was a lot of crazy shit, honestly, from what I saw. Well, first of all, one of the most memorable things that I remember, was, that fucking Travis Scott broke his knee, or thought that he broke his knee mid-performance, and he just fucking taped it up and kept going on one leg, hopping around on one leg.

It was actually really fucking sick. He was only like four songs in, too. So he had a long- What happened? Was he jumping up and down or, like, jumping into the crowd or what? No, like, he jumps up and down and, like, kind of causes a scene pretty much the whole time anywhere. But he was fucking going crazy, and I don't know.

I think he just, like, jumped wrong. When he landed back down and just- Ouch. Yeah, it just fucked up. up. Just like how I jumped wrong and then I got a wheelchair at Universal Horror Nights. They did tape me up there too. Cam girl, aka Finesse girl. Finesse Gurb. I'm trying to think. I wish I went to the Asterold Tour, but I wasn't able to go. Did you go? No, I never, I've never seen Travis live. Actually, no, he performed at day and night in Anaheim.

That was before. No, and I saw him at hard. The day after fucking Asterold dropped. And the group that I was with wanted to leave early. Was that the year before? Not this year last year. Really? Yeah, it was amazing. And your friends wanted to leave early? They wanted to leave fucking early. Oh, you told me this. And I got another ride home.

Who was some random fan or something? No, a random... Who are you me? Literally. A random, I don't know, friend of a friend backstage or some shit. They're all like going back to the same way in Hollywood. Isn't that weird how that always works out in some way? How you like...

Yeah, it sounds dangerous, doesn't it? No, I think you got that. Like, I feel like you and me are the type of people that could gauge if someone is that weird or if someone's like okay to be like to drive you home and know where you live and you'd never see them again ever you know yeah it's kind of crazy i talk to people on twitter and they're like oh hey i've met you before at this and this house party oh and i know house one i actually dropped him off after ham party three years ago he lives on this really i'm just kidding i was about to say that up up till they talk them talking about what

you live on they said that they have that's kind of out of pocket i'm not gonna lie I hope nobody remembers where I live, but I mean, you only shout your block out on every single. You know, shot a music video in front of it and talk about the street all the time. But, okay, but this one time, we were

going, we were all going on a trip to San Diego, I think, and I was at Adams house and I was trying to get back to my house so I can grab clothes. So this random fan dude who was like a, he was like a schema posse fan. You know schema posse? Like Jay Green. It was Jay Green, Ghost Main, Little

Like so he was like he was a fan of them right. So this nigga drove from Burbank to Ktown, picked me up Ktown, drove me back to Hawthorne. That sounds like something you would do today. What have you, what has changed? He drove me back to Hawthorne and then drove himself to San Diego like the next day. You mean just like how Cap picked you up from L.A. Took you to Orange County to go to Real Street Festival and then took you to L.A. to play at the T.J. show. And then he went home, came back the next day and pick you up.

I don't understand how I get my seven to these predicaments, but... Wait, let's get back on topic. So, Rolling Loud, was it crazy, like, Miami with people? I wasn't there. I'm just going off of what I saw on Instagram. I just heard from, I think, you guys, that Pop Smoke couldn't perform, which is crazy because he has, like, the biggest song in New York right now. The biggest song.

I saw so many, like, stories and shit of people, DJ's playing that song, and the whole fucking crowd is going insane. It was him, I think Casanova, 22 GZZ. You ever heard you ever heard of a bliki the bliki to biki biki wow I don't I don't just this there I'm really impressed that you even knew who that was that was far That was far. Yeah, so them I think a couple other artists were not allowed even on the premises But they didn't warn them until like a day before the show they couldn't even come at all they couldn't come to the festival at all and they didn't tell them The cops the cops the cops put out a form of letter with these people's names and their real names saying that they are not allowed That's insane.

I thought they tried to go and didn't get searched. They didn't let them in. Crazy, right? But they didn't tell them until a day before. Wait, but they were on the lineup. They were on the lineup. They were on the lineup. They were on the lineup.

They had a lot at times. Like, they were supposed to be. What happens to you in L.A.? I hope not. You know what? I would just perform as you. Honestly, that would be kind of fire. You could DJ take over the set.

I know, I'm trying to think of which, how do I finesse? I'm just going to send you. I'm going to send you a letter. Oh, my God. I just know, your mans might be able to cook up a nice fake FBI. FBI fucking fake thing for it. You know what?

All you need is the right piece of paper. You just can't have, you know, like thin paper like this. You need some like fucking hard one with like some shiny shit on it. You can fake it till you make it and make it look official. And you can convince anybody of anything, you feel me? I feel like you're pretty non-threatening. That won't happen to you, right? Well, see, this is the thing.

This is what I don't understand. So they let, like, ABG Nils still play. They let CityMorg. They let other artists from New York that are, like, necessarily, okay, like, those artists aren't known for, like, being. That's what I'm going to say. I feel like they'll be more scared that they'll bring, like, heroin or something. Yeah, but, like, how do you just ban these niggas for just rapping about the same shit that everybody else is rapping about? I mean, if you're, if you're, like, biggest song is like, plikie, the, plikie, the plikie, but.

I'm not saying that that. Maybe they'll be rapping some crazy shit. I think that they probably think he's more non-thrany because he's wearing Gap. They think he's like a troll, basically. Yeah. You think the cops are that tuned in, though,

to where they're like... I think they are now, especially in New York after like six, nine and shit. Well, this is the thing. I think that they specifically didn't let those people in because they have proven records already. Or they have, like, they have like a track sheet already of doing fucking violent shit in New York.

So they're like, we're not bringing this onto our premises. That's crazy. That's fucked up, though. That's very fucked up. Why let them get booked and then wait to the fucking day before? Maybe because they knew, you know what I mean? They knew.

They knew that if they told them in advance that they would, like, cause some sort of problem or try to overturn it. But, like, giving them one day advance is like, you know, what do you kind of do? It's like they. I'm surprised they gave them even one day. Fuck 12. Damn, what if they would have pulled up? They would have not. That would have been worse, I feel like, at least tell me before, so I don't waste my time.

But shit. The whole situation is fucked. You can't, you can't, I mean, nothing, it's rolling loud's fault, but like. It's definitely not rolling out of the fault. Definitely not, but I'm just saying. Because at that point, at that point it's like, yeah, risk your whole festival being shut down or move a couple artists around. Yeah. You know, A. Sop Rocky brought out 50 cent during his set.

No, I like the notes. And nobody cared. Well. I didn't know nobody cared. I saw people posting about it and I thought people cared. Okay. I thought that was a big deal. I watched it on the live stream by myself.

And I was just reacting to the crowd. Oh, I wish you made a YouTube video. You need to be, you know, that's your next thing. You need to be a YouTube reaction video. Like an analyst. Yeah, there's this guy, fuck. I probably could do that. Anyways, I need somebody to fucking record it and edit it from Yeree or juice.

This might be down. But yeah, no. I didn't see any Instagram post about this. I'm just going off of, I was watching the live stream. Calvin, shout out to my boy, Kelvin. Kelvin posts about it. Kelvin, the, I'm rolling loud. Shout out to Kelvin.

Yeah. I thought you were talking about I thought you were talking about cold game kev the nigga with the big teeth You think I follow him? Probably Wait is that the nature brother? Yeah, that's what I thought you were talking about You seem like you might follow him for some positive

You look like you buy his merch You look like you follow him for like positive affirmations in the morning That's what I do with my Bible scriptures for You have Bible scriptures in the morning that you Do you really? Okay, anyway Anyway so 50th saint came out And I feel like they was lit, but I feel like the crowd is just full of such like young hipster, like Travis Scott elevated rap music, bro.

Like they were, it was those type of kids in the crowd. Yeah, I feel like. That probably don't even know who 50 cent is. That sucks. Think about that. They're probably like, oh, the guy from power. He did say that. He said that before he opened one of the songs.

He was like, y'all fuck with power. And he performed the theme song. He performed the power theme song. The new one or the, the, the. old the old one with Tray songs or whatever It's one with him and Joe, right? It's like

Oh, the original Because I know people are bitching Because they made a new one With Tray songs on it And then everyone was like Give me the old power Theme song back Because Joe is the one that

Sing the original one And Joe is fucking His voice is amazing What was I gonna say? Have you ever heard any of the Like other G unit Joe collabs? Like I'm wanting to get to know yet

I want to be a run Like you know Like they have a history Together already I feel like If A'sab Rocky brought him out to something like a, is it called Power Jam or Summer Jam? Summer Jam.

That's the kind of place where they want to see 50 cents. That's insane. I thought they would at least like, if they play like in the club or something like that, what other songs did they play? I think he played like, I get money and like, he played a couple songs. But I would have like, I would have been, what? See, that's the thing, though. See, that's the thing.

I'm going off. I would have throw my vitamin water at him. Hey. Speaking of 50 cents. Oh, wait, whoa, whoa, no free promo. No, no free promo. No, no free promo. Just kidding.

No, but, um, okay, see, now watching something on the live stream and being there in person and seeing how people react to totally different things. So I could just be talking shit. It might have been, Jason said it was lit as fuck when they brought them out. Because you never know. Sometimes, especially kids nowadays, they're more. Yeah, exactly. Then they are turning up.

But then, but then I don't know. It's just crazy with like you watch some people sets and you watch other people set. You're like, man, this is like, it's weird, the different energies and the different like the way the crowd reacts to different people you know yeah it's i think it's interesting that you watch these uh like live stream shit i've actually never watched the live streams of of festival performances i'm just kind of weird and kind of just like oh let me see what's going on and yeah since i'm about to perform at these type of things i want to see you know what the crowd looks like at what times yeah you know i was actually going to bring up i saw i had friends that

performed at like earlier times and stuff like that in new york And the stages look really lit for them. That's what I'm like. Yeah. So I think they just want to like turn up like the kids. Like go they're like I spent fucking $300 on this. I'm going to get 12 hours a day. Dude, that's what I was thinking too.

I was like, I was like, damn, like maybe nobody's going to show up early. Then I'm like, shit, if I pay this much money, I would go from the door opening to the door closing. You feel me? Well, that's why you got good performers like, you know, your boy, MGK, who climbed up on top of the fucking on top of the, yeah, he copped them. on the time of the bear like on the type of the the like stage design that like holds the speakers and shit he climbed up all the way on top of it like higher than damn like i feel like i missed out so much from you telling me these stories that was on like live stream too this was like just highlights i was just watching on youtube you know but

he's mc is always known to be a crazy performer but i was going to say by the way guys i just dropped my m gk tour vlog checking out on my youtube youtube.com slash camp girl um yeah i had the When I went on tour with him a few months ago, that was my first time ever seeing him perform live. And I honestly think he's like a really, really great performer. Like every, and all his fans, excuse me. I'm sorry, I'm texting. You ready to bring me some food.

His fans are like, they're like cult fans, and they knew every single word. I think he, it was, it was interesting because his tour was called the Hotel Diablo tour. And then the tour, the Hotel Diablo tour was before he dropped the album. That's kind of crazy. I thought you're supposed to drop the album and then go on tour for it.

We got MGK being unconventional out here. You feel me? And I swear to God he was doing like unreleased songs or something. And then fucking everyone in the audience still knew every single word. It was crazy. And wait. And he had a live band. He was like drumming at some point.

Like it was crazy. That's like that let you know right there that like if you have a strong fan base and they're in tune with your shit, 100%. You could have a fucking snippet of a song that's not even out and it'll go fucking crazy, you know? Yeah. I mean, uh, I think every single date was about like 2000, 2000. 500 people and like they're it was packed every single show I played with him and it was like I mean obviously I'm the opener so it's like what was me but it went from like this little girl with this

tiny controller thing with the laptop to like mjk and band and stage and yeah it was pretty inspiring yeah so like how was that like for your that was your first like big tour where you were like opening for someone right yeah how was that going from like I don't know like the random sound cloud shows and then going to a big ass like platform like that well um i mean i haven't done like several cities in a tour like that but i used to i used to play at the observatory um like fucking four times a month yeah for sure and um i would play in the big room a lot which is about i don't i'm not even too sure somewhere from 2000 to four thousand cap i'm not sure but so i haven't it's not my first time playing in a big thing like that but it was

like night night to night tonight thing was kind of stressful but then um as the as the tour dates kept progressing. I got more and more comfortable with what I was doing. How was like the fans reaction the whole time? It was interesting because like I said, I hadn't really, you know, listen too much of his music. So I wasn't sure what his fans would like. So I was like fucking trying to like research on Spotify looking at like Last FM related artists. And it was like, that's a really good way of going into that though. But it was a little bit too much. I think I went OD because the related artists were like Mod Sun, Black Bear and like I can't remember a few other ones.

And you were trying to play that? I kind of pussyed out because I've never played that music so I wasn't sure what the crowd's reaction was. But I realized like when you don't know what to play, like in a big crowd like that, if you just kind of go like the rap caviar route, like songs that everyone knows, you can't go wrong. Because I was like, okay,

if they're a fan of MGK, they're probably fan of hip-hop, they like fucking ASEP Berg. Like whatever is lit right now. Exactly, exactly. I was like looking too much into it. I was like, oh my God. Give me your, give me your, like, your, like, top three bangers that was, like, no matter where you played them, they were going off.

In M.JK's tour. So, definitely number one is a fucking Blink 182 song. Which one? Really? Small things. I closed with that almost every single show. How did you get to the point where you were like, this is the one? Like, this is the one, like?

I don't know. I just felt it inside my soul. I swear to God. You felt the Blink 182 vibes? Yes, 100%. I'm assuming the crowd was, like, mostly white. right they definitely did not have much melanin he did have a lot of like a fat like girl fans that were black really yeah I mean it's like tall pretty white boy

they like you know they're trying to see what the fuck is good and then during that time old town road was also really huge songs that was another slapping that every every time not every show but yeah wait did you play any like the underground hits like uh no something like look at me if you can I did try to play I think some of that's, that didn't go at some shows. At which ones? Did it like in the middle of America? I can't remember.

Kind of, yeah. Oh, man. Yeah. But the blink 18, 82, that went off on every single city. Yeah, because, like, were those shows, like 18 plus, 21 plus? Like. I think it was all ages. I'm not sure. But if you got to, if you do a 21 plus show and niggas are all drunk, anything will kind of go off, honestly.

All the small things. Okay. We're going to get canceled for singing this. And demonetized. Demonitized. Okay. Oh my god, I just unplug something. So sorry.

I think it was already out. It's okay. Yeah, we're good. All right. Yeah, man. So when's the next MGK tour coming up? I want to be on this one. Someone that has the power to do this, help me.

I want to be on the fucking young thug MGK tour. I think that's coming up really soon, no? I think so. But God damn it, I deleted my fucking thing. Go do undo or something like that. Or do paste. oh you think so yeah if you do pace

now there's like a thing where you can go to like your deleted ones right I have no idea what you're talking about you're in your notes in your notes god damn it I think they have a recently deleted tab I don't know how to find it if you know how to find it please help me find it

I want to know what's in your notes I have some weird shit in my notes I had some good ones though but yeah um oh okay I got a really good one that I remember off the top of my head did you see Lil got it and bad baby cuddled up. This was in the top of your head.

You mean it was in the notes right there. Yeah, but also. I'm just kidding. Yes, I saw, I think I first saw it on academics. And I was like, what the fuck? On his Instagram, right? On academics Instagram. That's where I first saw it.

First, okay, wait, first of all, before we even get too deep into this, do you think that someone like academics and his platform reposting something that you may have not, you may have not even seen that? it was on his Instagram. Like, if it was just on Lil Goddess Live, you probably would have not seen that. Do you think that that's, like, fucked up in some type of way

that he's, like, over-exposing some shit that's already out? In some type of way? Yes and no, because it's, like, if I'm like, I mean, I mean, they posted... They're the ones of... He's TMZ.

He's a media platform. He's not academics. He's... DJ academics, the YouTuber, media. person and like you know that's why I follow him instead of following every single person he writes about because it's like if I just follow him I could keep up with everything exactly shout to Dom is live too yeah that's facts right right what's going on with both of them they're like I mean obviously I know academics is like too busy doing what's what's it called again

everyday struggle what's that with Dom is live I was looking for some shit so for some videos he hasn't posted like two weeks I feel like I feel like none of those niggas posts as much as they used to yeah Now it's time for like Hello Yacine and Patrick Zee. Actually, no, he doesn't do like news. Yeah, see, it's like they all got their own little categories and they all like do their own thing. Speaking of YouTubers, I was supposed to link with what you call it with Trappler Ross. He's out here in L.A. I thought you were going to say Karina Kapoff.

No, that was super random. Who is that? Okay, so I know about her because she's part of like David Dobrick's vlog squad. Okay. So I get on David Dober. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, she's part of, like, that whole friendship group.

But I look at, like, her followers and, like, all of, like, David's little crew's followers, it's like, you know what I'm going to say? What about us? He said what? What about us? Wait, what are you saying? Where's our one-mill followers? Oh, that's facts. That's facts.

Wait, no, no. So she dates Tifu or used to date Tifu? Really? I don't even know who Tifu is. I don't know what is either. People might not even know what we're talking about. Tell them why we're bringing up this Karina girl. So I get on Twitter and I just started getting hella ads from different people on the same tweet.

And I click on it and it's Karina. How do you say her last name? Honestly, I'm guessing it. I think it's Karina Kapov. Karina Kapov. And she just tweets, she thinks I'm famous so she's sucking on my anus, which is a line by me. Great line. Line by me from my song Tokyo Goons.

It came out like early 2018s. pretty old song. My favorite is the associated dance move. You bend over and you spread your ass cheeks. You got to bend over and spread your ass cheeks. So all of her like young ass fans are like, huh, what? And then like my brandy people that know who I am are like tagging me in it and being like, yo, house phone, you're going crazy, you're going viral.

And I... That was in the mic. Sorry, going. I'm now looking at it. It has 13,000 favorites. Imagine if she just fucking tagged you in that. Why did she not tag me? I need the tag.

The video is not. not even at a million. It's at like 970,000. What if that tweet gets more, more engagement than the video? If she fucking will just tweet the link or at least be like, shout out my boy house phone, something like that, then the video will get to a million and I need that. But you know the reason why, like, that girl, Malu, Malu Trevejo, she was like friends with bad baby. Shout out bad baby and Lil got it. We need to get back to that. We got to get back to that but she used to go on her live and sing that song all the time and people always tag me in it she's sucking in all my anus why do like YouTubers relate to this song so much it's a relatable

quote it's like you know that's what you need to have in all your songs like a Drake quote for Instagram captions like I just love my mama in my bed that's that's all I love something like that wait don't I only love my bed and my mama I'm sorry yeah that one But we're going to get demonetized. We're going to get kicked off of live stream. Okay, wait, so. Lil got it. Bad baby.

What do I think? Personally, kind of cute couple. Do you know their respective ages? Are you familiar? I think that I saw people posting on Twitter and is she still under 18 and he's over 18. She's 16 and he's 20. You know what sucks? I think he just turned 20.

That shit is like, I mean, If you, okay, so if you're 16, you're a junior in high school. Something like that. You're almost a senior. And then like, yeah, I mean. But she's not a normal 16 year old girl in high school. But like. She probably got more money than he do.

We think so? Probably. Then, look, got it? I wonder if they do perks together. No, but she was saying when like the whole. She doesn't do drugs. Yeah, she was saying when the whole like trippy red debacle was happening and they was like trying to like say that.

Yeah. Like she was saying that like she don't fuck with none of these rappers or whatever because they all be off drugs and like be weird. She said that in like a live stream before. Maybe Adderall doesn't count for her. Well, I think Logite is off the perks. What one perk is put? No, but did you watch his follow up no jumper interview? He's off the perks.

He's on the Adderall now. Also, he's trying to be focused and like on his shit. He made a video game. He did. He took Adderall and made a video. I know the guy from awful records that made that video game actually. Shout out to him. He's fucking fire.

He could probably actually make you a Camberra video. He could probably actually make you a camera grow video. I got very kawaii. That would be super fire, actually. I'll link you up. I'll link you up for sure. I'm down. Yeah, but, um. Okay, what I was going to say was, I mean, like, yes, that shit's not okay.

And obviously, like, it's a four year difference. I mean, yeah, that's not. My mom and my day. Not saying that that's okay, but like a lot of people in my high school would do that, you know, like when I was 16 and, like, you know, guys from college or whatever. I knew girls in middle school. that's weird I know girls in middle school

that were dating niggas that were like 20 That's disgusting What's that like 13? Yeah we're like These bitches like Obviously I'm saying this as a fellow 13 year old When I was this age But these bitches were fully developed at the time

And they were dating grown ass men The homies One of the homies said that he would pipe her now That baby that he didn't care And he's well over 21 I want to know who that is so bad Oh God They might be in the room with us.

They might be in the room with that. Oh my God. Yeah, I don't. I think they're a cute couple. I'm not gonna- I don't know. Something about them is cute to me in like a weird way.

I don't want to say it's okay because it's not like I condone. I just feel like you could just like wait, bro. You could just not date a girl. That's 16 if you are a rapper and it's popping. But what if she turns out, I want to get into this topic next, but like what if she turns into the next like Kylie?

Then he's like grooming her right now. then. Also, get the the, what is it called? You should see Juice's face on the side of the camera right now. You can say you want to just call him out. That's your friend that wants to date bad baby.

It wasn't even him. That's the crazy part. Fuck, all was I going to say? Yeah, because Kylie and Tyga dated when Kylie was 16 and like, you know, I think, kind of forgot about that. I think Tyga, okay, this is what happened. This is what happened with that situation. They booked Tyga for like,

one of their 16 birthday parties, right? So weird, because it was on the Kardashian show. Isn't that crazy? Like, everybody knows. Oh, my God, is that how they met? Little, no, no, no. Bad Baby and got it. Maybe her mom booked her for, like, her birthday party.

Well, Bad Baby is already a rapper and already lit. So why does she need to, like, book a little got it? Maybe she's got a feature, but look at it. Also, I only got, like, 10 new followers from my sign. So are you going to share my sign to stuff? Share my sign. Show my sign. We have to do something really viral, so then.

And this is in the in the clip when it goes viral. You should, uh, torque on this. I think that's going to get us demonetized. Anyway, yep. What's the old, what's the oldest age gap you ever dated? Or the youngest. Ew. Um, I, I was definitely in college.

I think I dated a guy that was like 30. That's not too bad. Yeah. But I think I might have been like 21. But you could be in college and be like 18, though. Maybe I was in my teens. No, I think he was. like 28, 29, and I was, I was, like, 20-ish, which is still kind of weird if you think about,

like, 20-ish, like what, 27? No, no, no, no, no, like, below 21, because I know that it wasn't 21, yeah. No, you were below 21, but how old was it got? I said 28 or 29. Oh, that is kind of a little bit weird. It's like almost 10 years, and, like, my mom and my dad are 10 years apart. That's not weird. It does, it gets less weird as you pass, I don't know, the age of 35 or something.

Because then it's like, then it's like you are all on the same maturity level or, I don't know. Yeah, exactly. Women are more, you know, emotionally mature and... Yeah, but... I think there's actually some sort of fucking mathematical statistics of, like, I think it was like four years or so where, like, if you're 20, if you're... If a woman is 20 and a man is like 24 or 25, then, like, you guys are the same maturity level. Okay.

Which makes sense. Okay, well, like... Because me and you, I think, like, I'm like, you know, a good age and you're more like an 18-year-old. Okay. Just kidding. No, I mean, they're not wrong. You're not wrong with. Wait.

So then the real question is, if the age, if like the age limit is legal and wherever they are, like in Atlanta, does it really matter? But I think the age limit in Atlanta is like 16. So they only hang out in Atlanta? I don't know.

I'm just saying, like, if you, like, fucked her in California, he would go to jail. If you fucked her in California, he would go to jail. If you fucked her in Atlanta, he'll be fine. Is it really?

Only 16 in Atlanta? Pretty sure. Is that why you go up? I'm just kidding. You know, that's like why. I'm just kidding. That's like why he moved to it, man. No, but...

No, I'm talking about you. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. No, but, yeah, I don't know, man. Like, that's... I don't know.

I feel like, just to avoid all the nonsense, you should just stay away from that for as long as you can. I wonder if they're gonna make music together. They probably... That's probably how they met. I'm telling you. They're like, they're labeled.

You care if I eat while we do this? I don't know. Do the viewers care? The favorite question. Yeah, I can't, like... I don't really care if they care or not, honestly. I'm off the big McDonald's I'm hungry as shit that's definitely not big it looks tiny I do

kind of want to buy it we're going up I need to make down with sponsorship though anyway yeah I'm gonna say it looks like a kids meal just leaf lettuce hey what's your final verdict yes or no you approve or disapprove of this relationship how about this so I don't get canceled okay no in California yes in Georgia I mean, it all depends, right? Speaking of Georgia and Georgia artists. Look at you. I'm so proud of you today.

I need to yell at you more. Honestly, when you yell at me, it helps me reset my thinking. Yeah, you want some beer? No, thank you. What do you want? Prize. Two French fries. Okay, here, turn up.

Thanks, dude. Speaking of Georgia and Georgian artists, Georgia-related artists. Play work hardy. I'm wrong. Sick, but him too. Igiazalia. I'm just kidding. Okay, now you're wild.

I was gonna say what do you what do you think about this new summer Walker album now all the girls are going crazy about Sorry um number one streaming female R&B artist in history I think I saw in history really I mean you know they're making like new records every day Niggins making new records every day first week She was like second under Billy Eilish for like the most streamed woman or some shit like damn No one can beat Billy Alice. But like she was underneath Billy Ollie's by like a very small thread, I'm pretty sure. By like. She's coming out.

First of all, congratulations, Summer Walker. I love her. I did listen to that album, but I also keep just playing the playing game song with Bryson Tiller. Did you listen to the album? I heard you had some frightful words to say about it. I'm just not really a simpy-ass. Whoa. R&B type nigga, like I don't really listen to shit like that.

But... The first time Sid played it, I hated it. Who's Sid? A little thug baby. Who does that person mean to you in your life? I don't know, yeah, but... I'm just kidding. The first time I listened to it, I was like, turn this shit off.

The second time she played it, I was like, all right, wait, actually... It's so good. Actually, this is kind of far. Third of all, for third time she played it, I was like... I had like a favorite song by the third time. Playing games? I'm not a lie, the song's pretty far. That made me realize that Bryson Tiller was fire, and I forgot that he was fire.

Lou like it. I love her. My whole take of the whole album was Brighton Tiller needs to start making music again. Hey, okay, but what about Silver Walker? It's not my swag, but shout out to her in London on the track. London on the track made the whole fucking album. I love their relationship. I think they're so cute.

I didn't even know they're dating until Sid kept sending me their pictures. And I was like, oh my God, goals. They're actually, like, IG goals. He gets her, like, flowers all the time. So do you think that he was in the strip club and he found her at the strip club and was like... She was a stripper? Right? Oh, really?

He used to be a dancer. This is what happened. I don't know. Why do you know this and I don't? Because fucking Miss Gossip blog over here needs to run her own fucking Instagram account or something like that. She's like lipstick alley. Dude, that's like I would not know any of this if it wasn't for her. But this is what, this is my...

Oh my God. I didn't know she was a stripper. I just found out she got her ass done. By the way, she looks amazing. Speaking of that, I want to have a comment. about you getting your ass on that too but like the real booty versus fake booty debate that I keep seeing online a lot you can definitely tell but I keep seeing Cardi B being roasted of like some video of her and like offset at the beach she was

like twerking yeah keep roasting her saying like we don't want to see this every since we've seen Megan's natural homegrown cheeks we don't want to see these these fake cheeks they don't clap the same I've been seeing that a lot so I'm like damn are people are hated on the fake butts now I think so Wait, go, what were you going to say? How did they meet? London on the track in Summer Walker. I want to know.

I don't know how it actually happened, but. So he discovered? No. My theory is, he was in the strip club. He bought a private dance. She was throwing some ass on it. And singing in his ear. Definitely not.

I, okay, I mean, I can't fucking verify. But I know that you were there in the room with a camera. You're a weirdo. She signed to Love Renaissance, which is the same label as Lvjorn. They're like... Oh, yeah. Yeah, they have a...

What's the color? And Carda's label, right? Not Love Met Gang. I thought it was Love Money Gang. No, it's Love Renaissance. They have a fucking black, you know, the Six Black. And, uh, Dramm, Dram. Really?

And, uh, fuck, I forgot what that guy's name is. The one that made that song like... I like to Chacha? No, that's Dram. Drum. Is it a dram? No, telling what I'm feeling on. Stop getting a steam monetized.

No, the guy, Rory, Rory. Rory. Do you remember that guy? The one song is Drake? He sounds like Drake. He had that song where like he was, anyways, whatever. They're all under that same label. No, that's Roy was.

Never mind. The hat, the hat guy, Rari. Anyways, she was signed to them. So I thought they found her and then they ignored that London on the track thing. and then ended up a inorring her romance as well. Do you think she finessed the London on the track situation? Absolutely not. To make music.

She could make better music. She was already making. Look at her. How could she finesse? She's hot. Why wouldn't you want to date her? And she has a beautiful voice. I'm saying, like, was she making music before this?

Anybody knew? Yeah, but that's all London on the track, though, right? Really? I feel like how long have they been dating? Hasn't it been just kind of recently? He did the whole album, though. I know it was this album. Okay.

Yeah, Lil Thug Baby said that song was before. She's had music before. Like, the girl, girls need love to. But I thought that was all London on the track produced. I'm not too sure. You know, we don't know anything on this fucking... We don't fact check anything here. We just...

We're making our fast right now. We just speculate here. Anyways, everyone, go stream that album. It's a great album. I'm also listening to a lot of Georgia Smith and Mahalia. I'm really into singing. Oh, yeah, Mahalia's fire. You like Mahalia.

I thought it's too simpy for you. It is, but like, I'll fuck with some her songs. I love her. I'll have to say is that. that Summer Walker is like the future to the females because I've not seen more memes or more I'd never heard you say that ever I I haven't seen more memes or more like girls like just like I'm gonna throw this on and I'm gonna just like a bat like I'm gonna just say fuck this nigga I'm gonna listen to this and that's like how niggas react when a future album comes out

I feel that and me I mean that's not exactly how I personally feel when I listen to summer walker these niggas with like no no but if you're speaking of the future for women that's fucking city girls JT, she's free. Oh, she's already out? Wow, you didn't even listen to the first day out from JT? Who are you? When did this come out today? When did it come out?

She came out like last week. Really? Yeah. How did I miss that? It's already on YouTube. It has like three million fucking streams. Can we run that as soon as we start the last stream? 100%.

It's amazing. Damn, how am I late on that? I was actually, I was looking at her Instagram and she was like, one of the lines in the new song is like, how are you going to cancel? Jade, no. It was like how are you gonna and how is city girls over if one of us it wasn't even out or some some shit like that? Because everyone was trying to cancel them for like for little yoddy writing their songs or whatever and then I don't know anyways everyone go listen to that song it's great

He didn't even write her part exactly well I think he roll all of it but one verse which was hers in the last one I guess he still wrote the hook and so period whatever period pooh honestly poo do your thing poo do your thing boo honestly shout out to them I didn't know she was out so they kept saying she was coming home soon soon soon soon aka now I'm so excited I want to see them perform I still haven't seen them perform but now it's gonna mean more to me because before I mean shout to young Miami

she was definitely holding it down for both of them she was definitely holding it down for a long time I also seen some really whack videos of her performing though by herself I mean I heard about that but then I feel like wasn't she pregnant or some shit when she was doing that performing she's still she's still pregnant one's pregnant

where she's I'm sure after she has a baby and you know I'm I'm I'm they'll probably do like a lit tour next year with like cardi imagine cardi B whoa that'd be crazy city girls that's like summer walker that's like the megos uh the future and Drake actually but I think it was only megos and Drake and then future and Drake they didn't do a three people tour they got to do a three people that would be amazing what's like when's Drake putting out shit I've been waiting like Drake is just like surfing off all his old music like he's just like whoa that's so disrespectful of you what do you mean sorry maybe i

stand too yeah i think you are like stand game i'm well all of these people that you're mentioning i love i wasn't standing a bad baby what's the last thing drake put out uh girls needs i'm just kidding uh what's the last thing you put out scorpion who cared about that oh he the last big thing the christ song chris chris song chris chris song chris brown that feature. But like, was that Chris Brown's song? Yeah, it's Chris Brown song. He always does this.

He does his album, and then he, like, stays relevant by doing features. I can't believe he revived Chris Brown's career of that song. You think that's what he did? No, not at all, but he tried to. Drake either will kill your career or revive it. Do you think, what do you think is the state of Chris Brown's career right now? Do you think it's been revived?

No. I just see means about him doing coke all the time I was trying to think of if I've seen a video but I only remember the soldier boy one of them about to fight No of him doing coke Or maybe it was no maybe it was cat stacks Yeah yeah that was no I just saw one the other day

Of like him in the club and it was like it was dark Oh I remember they were like this or something Hella fast though I was just blowing his nose I've never seen anyone do a bump that fast That was the craziest At the time Do you think that if you did a Guinness

rolled record fastest bump snorter Chris Brown won Chris Brown would win you no bro it was too fast I don't even know where he had put it at like he must have like dumped it on his hand row fast I'm like it was fast it was scary but he had that shit down to a science you from me I feel like that song didn't do as much for his career as many waves as everyone thought it was to be like oh my god Drake and Chris Brown are back together they tried to make the video about like that too it's like oh that they were fake beaten in the video like the video like the video but it was also like a little bit corny it was and it took a long ass fucking time

what i mean to put out like no like the video was just like a long ass video it was very long it's kind of like it felt like they should just made a show out of it out of it they should make a like a what's it called the b2k bump bump bump video or bring it on bring it on bring it on the bring it on the b2k dancing movie i watch in the fuck oh my god oh my god what the fuck bro anyone know the name chill chill bring it on no no no no stop the art no no no no no no no no But oh my god are you joking me I watched that movie I love B2K I got it I got it I got it

Don't hold on hold on I'm yeah I guess look at us fact-checking Oh my God I'm so mad I know this movie starts with the B I bet And might end with a K I got it hold on It's called bump bump bump It's definitely not cool

You got served You got served I can't believe Josh knew that and we did it I'm pretty sure he looked it up Yeah you knew it he definitely looked he definitely looked it up you got served

was a fucking national it's a national treasure dude I watched on the movie theater I remember that was a great day of my life I watched this movie theater at my house at other people's houses

I can see you like standing in the mirror trying to do the dance what yeah that was my favorite what's the latest like dance movies because I feel like

can I shut the fuck up back there please if you don't have a mic stop talking I like how we could do that we have the power to do that I know but I don't know

I guess just like TikTok dances, I guess. I don't know. Yeah, I guess TikTok. Because I remember when we were growing up, like, honey. Remember that movie? No. Come on.

Jessica Alba? Jessica Alba was my movie crush. Yeah, she's, like, so fucking beautiful. I would jack off to her regular movies, like, on TV all the time. I don't want to think about you jacking off just, like, in your mom's living room and just waiting, like, oh, my God, when is she going to come out of the room? Come out of her room? When she's going to come out of the room in her underwear? How many times have you got caught jacking off?

Never. nuts. Never? Not once. Hmm. I just move with it. Interesting. Only Jack off when people aren't home, not like when people are home.

Yeah, but what if she just comes home? Honey! I'm in a room. Sorry, just kidding. I'm in a room by anybody. Yeah, I guess you could lock your door. I never was allowed to lock my door. We didn't have locks on our door.

Because you guys are like communists and Asians. Oh, strict. Communist Asians. Jesus Christ. Do you even know what communism is? No, I have no idea. Do you know what fascism is? Tyler, Creator, said, I'm a fascist.

fuck fashion Gucci belts is for the faggots that's what Tyler the creator said I just heard the F word so what oh my god you're trying to insert himself you don't want fuck it come here

we have we're let's let's we have a very special guest guys if you didn't figure out who it is already they're going to set up their own mic oh yeah everyone drop the wise for the urination Urination Hell yeah, baby

Thank you for joining us today on our No Jumpers show. Very, very special guest. The specialist of guests. I didn't even know you were going to be here today. That's crazy. You invited yourself. When? No one can hear you shut the fuck up, Eerie.

Nice DJ shirt which you were wearing last week. I don't even have you in a group shop. Have you not watched it? You surprised you said no you surprisingly don't smell I'm trying to think I mean he's like cleaning I've never I've never I've never look like I'm supposed to smell I mean you're wearing that yeah that you were wearing that well I don't I kind of have been wearing it every day a little bit

yeah that's kind of gross surprising yeah I like the shirt I don't know if okay whatever get another one or wash it um I'm probably gonna have to throw in the laundry eventually so what do you mean eventually eventually you should throw it in there last week I'll throw it in to I've worn it like three. I've at least seen you wear it like three times. It's a nice shirt. It's like one of my better shirts that I have. What makes it nice?

Blasie designed it. Hey. There you go. Um, yeah, actually, no, I think you have been wearing it for weeks ago because you're wearing it on like this weird live stream thing you're doing where you're taking shots for like us, us penny. Yeah, those penny shots can get you. How do you feel the next day after that? I was just, when you wake up with like $8 in your account and you're hungry. I was just explaining this to everyone that I'm not going to do those streams anymore.

I got too drunk. It makes me feel like shit and it's not worth it. Yeah, because you have $8 in your account and you fucking have a work. Well, not to be honest, thanks to people like David Stahl and Zach who donate every single time.

I actually like make a little bit of profit but I do spend a lot of money just to make the streams possible. Like I buy the alcohol by and all of this stuff, whatever. Alcohol is what, 20, 30 bucks? Yeah, 20, 30 bucks and then they want me to take dabs.

I want to take dabs too. Well, I don't know. Here, take a 40 dab. I have to drive. home. So? It'll be sobered up by the time. This literally looks like piss. Are you joking? Oh, God.

Come on, check it up. Oh, wait. I want to ask you something about the real booties versus fake booties debate. What do you? Have you seen a fake, have you seen a real booty? I've seen both. And I forgot who said. No, but like, like naked. Have you like? Yes. And touched it.

A fake one. You touched it? Yes. A fake one? And I'm not going to, I don't kiss and tell. Camgirl, I never. And it's true. A fake one.

I was going to say, I forgot who put it on Instagram, but they said it best is if you get one of those as drops where it looks like you have a fat butt and then instantly really skinny legs. Like Kim Kardashian. You should have not done it. Yeah, exactly. But if you can somehow figure out a way where your thighs are pretty thick and then it like gradually goes up to a big fake butt, I rock with it.

I have no like, steak. Yeah, because it's very interesting to see people's body shaped when it's so clearly fucking fake that they're like, they're like. They have legs as skinny as mine, but their ass like shoots to the moon. Yeah. I don't know. So basically your body shaming women, you're not. Actually, to be honest, I have a homegirl who's like a model and she's like brought up,

she's brought up like her getting additional surgeries. And every time she brings up to me, I always say no because every time you go under, every time you go under, you could potentially die. You know what I mean? So it's like I don't think it's worth getting big boobs if you can potentially die, you know? Wow. Yeah. So you're looking out for women's health and safety more than...

Yeah, I'm looking at I'm like weighing the pot... What are you going to get over like the risks and the rewards, you know? I don't think it's... I don't think it's worth it. I'll bring every booty that I've ever touched for the next stream. All three booties. Okay, so Cardi B or are making a stallion? What's your final debate?

What's your final answer? Cardi B seems like she's my height or I might be a little bit taller, so that seems more reasonable, but Megan the Stallion is very thick. I don't know. I'd probably go with Megan the Stallion, I guess. Wait, wait, what was the question? Which one you prefer? Megan the stallion.

Wait, hold, what is the criteria, though? Is it like looks or music? Well, nigger, what? Are we talking about that music? I just feel like. Megan the Stallion, all right, whatever. I think she's taller than me. I just feel like if you stood next to Megan the Stallion,

you would look like Brittany Rainer standing next to Megan the Starly. I feel like Megan the Stallion is the type of girl I'd never go. I feel like she has too much confidence. Um, no. What if you let any girl peg you? What if you were a sandwich and you get to fuck Megan the Stallion, but then Cardi B has to fuck you? And it's like a three-way kind of like sandwich. And the only thing I get out of it is the sex or do I get some sort of promotion for my YouTube channel?

Yes, both of them are going to shop you out on their Instagram and say, Go watch this guy take penny shots on YouTube live. Like, damn, that Yuri dick was popping. To be honest, even if they did give me the shout out, that probably would ruin any potential for, like, sponsors or anything like that. I don't know. I love how you just think about, like, this. I love that you really, yeah, you really overthought that before answering.

There was no. Did I ever tell you're an amazing person? I'm very glad to have you in my life and no sarcasm at all? I didn't realize that when you guys were kicking me off stream and telling me not to come back. No, I'm joking. I'm kidding. Wait, which part are you kidding about?

The part of you guys kicking me on the stream. Speaking of someone that people don't want to come back, 6-9, apparently. I thought you were going to say, Aaron Carter. You guys didn't talk about it yet? About what? Six-nine. Let's talk briefly about that. Let's get into Aaron Carter.

I just want to say that he got a new chain coming. He ordered a new chain while he's in jail. Shut up from Johnny Boy or whatever? Somebody. And it was like a big biggette, six-nine chain. Is it him behind bars like this? That honestly would be fired. What if you got a chain that it was like?

like a rat, but like his face on him. He just owned, I could see him owning the man. Yeah, hell yeah. I could see him getting a rat chain. Or if he got the fucking court sketch. Or like he. Oh my God. He gets that tatted.

His girlfriend should get that tatted. Remember when they were, niggas was like putting out the stop snishing shirts and shit? What if his shirt says start snitching? Oh my God. What if he makes a re-bladzy hop on the idea right now? Start snitching instead of stop snishing. What if he makes a remix to, um, TYG's

What's the song called? Snop's Sisson, yeah. What if he makes a remix to that? Look at my situation and way out the... He's going to try to play that card. Like, I was just a kid. I didn't know what I was getting into. Yeah, exactly.

So apparently he got a $10 million deal. Yeah, where the fuck did that come from? Because, you know, I think TMZ is the one that broke that news. And I just feel like it's a PR stunt, a PR ploy to make him look more. lit because the people that are announcing that was his label, the one that he was signed to before he wanted to do. They announced it? 10K projects. I mean, who, like,

who was coming up with these facts? Like, these niggas are just pulling out facts out of their assholes. Ten K projects, people that signed him. I was going to say that... I feel like 6-9 personally would feel like he wouldn't want people to know about any type of deal. Because, like, his judge is going to be like, oh, you're already planning a career, you're not even done with this case yet. You know what I mean? Like, his judge can, like, really... Nah, he already cooperated and did whatever the fuck they want to.

But he didn't go to it. go to trial yet for his thing, right? Oh, it's already finished. He's about to get sentenced already, which means that, like, he's going to get time served and he's going to be out. I don't know. I feel like, it, it took longer for me to graduate fucking college in high school and he was in jail. Of course he did. What do you mean? Yeah, but he just did things that, like, he got it and threatening people and putting money on people's head. But guess what? That's insane. He told on everybody else, and that's how he got out. Imagine a day in the life vlog of him in jail of how it's like.

I feel like that's what you want to do so it could overtake your Hesh. Oh my gosh. Yeah, you want to. If he snuck in a phone in his butthole and film the day in the live vlog, it would get like a hundred million views. What if you wanted you to sneak the phone in your butthole and then you have to

pretend to be his gay lover and be in the sale that require me going to jail and I don't have a criminal record. Yeah, not yet. So I'd have to do a couple of bad things before they throw me in prison. Or have you done to do one really bad things already that you just haven't got caught for you. Just clasping. Just trespassing. Yeah, and they thought you in jail.

And they could potentially still hit me with the trespassing charge of the videos. Did you say one of those girls sucks your dick on top of a climb, like on a climbing mission or something? What? I wish that would be saying. You know, it would be crazy if you had her hanging from your day. Oh my God, bro. I don't think I'm strong enough. Yeah, exactly.

He got that BRC, you never know. I just saw a video on, on Instagram or some shit of like a monk and like people were hanging from his dick. You should do that. That should be you. That you could work out doing that. on top of a mountain or something. And hang by my dick. Oh, God, we're just getting stupid now.

Yeah, this is... There's this woman who does yoga. I'm at work technically. I have to have to manage the live stream afterwards. Josh is doing it. No, Josh is going home after this. He's not drinking alcohol. Take a sip.

It's like 4% alcohol. Be in the bitch, be in the bitch, take a sip. No, but you know what you should do? There's a woman that works out her vagina muscles by putting like things in there. I've seen the video. You should have a woman hang like this and you should hang from there. Oh my God.

I don't think a girl, I don't think any woman's capable. That would help out your live streams. That would make me go viral on porn hub, not YouTube. Oh yeah, you're right. You can just have it coming.

Can you go viral on porn hub? Are there people who like kind of start small channels and become popular all of a sudden on porn? Yeah, like on some porn show. Wait, I actually have something to bring up to you guys. There's some guy who was like on a, another podcast, right? And in the middle of the podcast, they were talking about

bathrooms or they're talking about going to the bathroom or whatever. And he admitted that every time he goes to the bathroom, he poops into his hands and then throws the poop into the toilet from his hands. And then when he, then the person he was talking, I don't know, I forgot how he said he did it, but he said that he always poops into his hands, looks to poop and throws into the water. And then when the woman was like, are you serious? He's like, you don't do this? And he was surprised that people don't poop into their hands. Where he was shitting in front of a woman If you watch the podcast, it seems very real.

He said it on a podcast while another woman was in the room. Yeah, exactly, exactly. And he was like, you would know if you weren't texting while being on the show. Not texting at all. I was looking at the topics. I don't think that. I think he was capping because you can't, that's physically a, you have, cap in. I don't know.

If you guys watch the video, it seems very real because when he finds out that the girl doesn't do it, he looks shocked. Because then that means you're wiping that poop on your fucking. pants when you're pulling your pants on it. His answer to it was like, I wash my hands after. That's disgusting. Honestly, because like you want to know

what's coming out of your body. I mean, that's why you look down at it. You don't fucking hold it in your hands. Not because like, the shadow of your ass would be like blocking the shit for you to really like be able to analyze it. I kind of get up and look. My problem is when the toilet paper covers it on top of. No, that's why you got to shit into your own hand.

Take it out into the light. I knew that's something that you stand behind. Look through it and then make sure to go out. dialing on it. Because you got to look through it. You're so gross. You got to chop it up and look through the slices. Oh, God.

You guys are sick. Speaking of, I just thought of that. Speaking of going viral on Porn Hub, uh-oh. We just brought, we want, that's a good transition. The reason why we brought you on.

Yes. Because you are, I wish. I want to hear about it. The reason why is, the reason why we brought you on is because you are a specialist, you are an analyst,

you own a love money chain or whatever. What is it called? Love Money Gang? And a Love Money Gang. And I'm best friends with, Aaron Carter, you gave me a hug. Oh, yeah. Have you talked to him since him?

I haven't talked to him since then, but two or three days ago, I was at home editing, and then I see Aaron Carter's going live. He goes live every single day. So I always, I always tuned in here and there, but I tuned in this time. I got over that faster than I got over DJ Callet on Snapchat. Remember that?

Really? I, yeah, DJ Callet had me for a while. Like, Lyon! DJ Callet had me for like a week, and I was like, yo, this is the funniest nigga ever. He's so positive. This is so great. then I was like, yo, I don't give a fuck.

Especially, my favorite was when he's, um, besides Lion is when he would take his fucking jet ski and go to Rick Ross's house. You know what I liked when he used to water, he used to water his plants. That shit was tight. Oh my God. But that's when Lion came. Just a super casual stuff is cool. The reason why we brought you on because you are our Aaron Carter. Oh, yeah.

So to finish saying what I was describing. Yeah. So what's going on with Aaron Carter now is? I was watching the live stream, right? And then he was on live with Trisha Paitis. For those who don't know, she's a very big YouTuber. She has big boobs. She's involved in constant controversies.

She was once a part of the vlog squad, but is now on a mission to expose every single person in the vlog squad for something. Hey, she's had a career way before the vlog squad. No, no, no, she has. She's been on Jerry Springer. She's been on Jerry Springer? She's been on Big Brother. She's basically a huge. She was on Big Brother. Oh my God.

She hated and she quit. I actually watched a few. Why is she's so great? I love Tricia Pater. So anyway, she's a very, very famous YouTuber. Yeah, she's huge. Famous for doing mukbongs. If you guys don't know what that is.

That's true. And also famous for crying on her kitchen floor. Exactly. And she does muffing, which is you eat while you're talking to your fans on YouTube. But yeah, so they were on live stream together, and then they made this huge announcement

that they basically have a sex tape, and they're looking for a platform to give them a big enough offer so they can drop the sex tape and make some money. They're both white. And Aaron Carter was saying that he was already offered by another porn company to do a porno for close to a million dollars.

So he's like, me and Trisha can get way more than a million for this sex tape for sure. So right now they're on a mission to get money for the sex tape. How much would you pay for that? He would pay $2 million. If there was like, if a month goes by

and he's still trying to sell it, I'll make him a $100 offer. And I'll post it on my YouTube channel. How much like if you could like actually have money and not. Oh, if I wasn't broke as fuck. Hey. How much?

How much do you do? What would I do with it though? I can't, I don't have a, you can release it. You can release it. I can review the sounds. No, no, no. Okay. How about, uh,

I can make a YouTube video I'm just listening to it and reacting to it And they could just hear the sound effect It would just sound like everybody else You'd just be like I made 10 million on Real Estate Yeah, I'm the biggest thing of hip-hop I'm the biggest thing in your dick

People are scared to me because I have a face set People are scared to me because I have a face it Um no I think that No my question is how much would both of you pay for If it was one of those like platforms where you have to like pay. You wouldn't pay no money. Oh, okay.

So what's the high as you go? What if you say you have to pay? I've never in my life ever paid for porn or subscribe to a girl's private. That's cap. When you're living in 2019 and there's so much free porn, why would you pay for it? It's about supporting the individual.

I don't. Sporting sex workers. It's about getting that content. The only sex worker or the only person who provides a type of content that I know personally is Leonard the plug. And I feel very uncomfortable watching her content. So I wouldn't, I would. First of all.

I just saw a video of you calling Camgirl cute and there are a group chat earlier. That's that's propaganda edited by Camgirl herself. What do you mean? Edited. He said it. You're like, oh my God, Camgirl looks so good. I was, oh my God. I was doing an IRL stream and someone in my chat said, I forgot his name, but someone said Camgirl is cute though.

And I was just reading the chat. I read the chat. And then Camgirl cut the snippet and then sent it and then sent it to it. I love how she, he like, don't you like, done you. And then she sent it to Adam and wrote sexual harassment. I didn't do anything. All I did was read a comment. Anyways, yeah. So what do you guys think about the sex tape? Would you guys watch it if it was free? No. You wouldn't even watch it? Yeah, I'll watch anything if it was free.

You wouldn't even care to watch. What are we talking about it's like a fucking Netflix documentary? Would you even care to see how long it lasts, how long the video is? I mean, I'd probably, I wouldn't know, okay, I would- What if the sex tape is five hours long? Ew. I would feel very uncomfortable watching it alone and like, you know but if i was because i'm not trying like what if you got horny at what do you got horny to i don't know i don't know i'd rather i if i was sitting with you guys here at the office before

last room we are we are watching or something i'd be like oh okay i'd like look at it and like look at how bigger boobs are even though i've already seen them stuff like that i don't want to like you too what's the with the fucking tub of asaline what's the age difference between between them i don't do any of that i'm dry hand i don't i don't need to do all that you you uber to San Bernardio to get a dry over the pants hand drop. Anyways. What's the age of difference between Aaron Carter and Trisha Padas? I feel like he looks like a lot younger than...

He's like 30-something, and Trisha Padas, I have no idea. And she is... I don't know. Are we really stuck on this one? I don't really care how old either one of them are. Would you fuck Trisha Padas? No. Would you rather fuck Aaron Carter or Trisha Pardis, tell the truth?

I'd rather fuck Trisha Paz because she's a girl. I see your eyes quiver. Because she's a girl. Are you sure? What the fuck? I'm so into fucking Trishapace. Okay. Speaking of people whose name started with a T, Trippy Red.

Oh my God. Hit you with your fucking connections. Okay, yes. Trippy Red said that NBA young boy is Tupac. No, not even that he's the new Tupac. They say he is Tupac. Interesting. In what way?

Like, he's just Tupac. Like, Tupac died and he was reincarnated as an NBA young boy. I feel like Trippi was just trying to like trolled the internet. and create some headlines. He definitely was laughing afterwards. Yeah. I feel like he laughs like that. He's a fucking evil.

He laughed like very, yeah. When him in, uh, 6'9 used to be, he used to laugh like fucking maniac. Remember me? You used to be able to all the time? Can NBA, can NBA post on Instagram yet or no? He was bad from doing that? Yeah, he was bad from Instagram. Like his like court appointed thing was he couldn't be on, he couldn't post on social media.

That's crazy. I remember they like stopped him from touring a trip, but I didn't know they were stopping him from Yeah, because he was just on her fucking wrong. That's the only thing that reminds me of, like, comparing them to Tupac. That's the only thing that reminds me of Tupac is like, there's not too much, there's not too much media around NBA. I feel like he's so, like, secretive. First of all, his young boy never broke again.

Never broke again. Why does he call him NBA? It's quicker. I feel like he's, like, really low-key. He's, like, not too much, like. I think he's low-key. Beating up, bitches in the hotel, dragging them down the stairs. I didn't see that.

Oh, I didn't mean to say that. I didn't mean to say that. I'd be a young boy. I'm sorry. I'm not really good. I didn't know about that. That's why I said, well. What? How did you not know about that? I didn't know about the diabetes. I don't know someone else did that like four or five years ago.

I'm not saying. I'm crazy. Football player that did that for his name. But I don't know. They were play fighting and he said. What? That's what famous Zach said? That's what.

Oh my God. You're out of pocket. Yeah, there was a picture. There's a picture of A.S.I. Rocky at fucking, I'm rolling out. And I was like, damn, Travis Scott was so lit. And so many people in the comments or something. that's funny like okay

it's such an old joke bro I'm down to wrap it up if you guys are what do you guys think you have anything else I've never wrapped anything up in my whole life you guys didn't only comment

too much on Aaron Cartridge page so you don't really care honestly I really don't care it's not shocking to you guys not at all the only time I'll care about Aaron Carter again

no offense Aaron Carter is if we interview Mario aka the security guard did you go to the show that you asked tickets for No, it didn't even happen. So anyways, me and the security guard became friends, and he said that he would help me and Lilithug baby go to the concert for free.

So come the day of the concert, we hit him up, like, hey, what's up? What's up with the concert? You know, what time is it? Where is it at? He's like, hey, I'm not sure yet. I'll keep you updated. It's like an hour before the fucking thing. And we're like, so it's not happening, is it?

He's like, no, it's going to be postponed. God damn. And it's funny because I figured that that, that, some, shit like that was going to happen. So in his Instagram post, he said, like, contact Don Nicole, who's his assistant for tickets. And obviously, I was going to fucking pay $250 for a ticket. You were about to? Hell no.

I said I wasn't. So then I emailed her just to see, like, whatever, what she was going to say. And then she ended up... You had to email them for the tickets? Yeah, so it's, come on. She's probably like cash app. Yeah, that's kind of... Cash app, Apple.

What if she said that? No, no, no, but that's what I thought she was going to say. But I hit her up and she said, um, what she said? Oh, she said, oh, she said, was sold out my asshole after the security guard already said that it's not happening didn't he like move to fucking can Nova Scotia right after that or like or like right around that time we're talking about him no offense that's what I'm saying like let me just say these last two things he he also said that he was going to get a forehead tat I thought that was funny because Adam said

Adam recommended that in one of his videos he's like Aaron Carter should get a forehead tat and he's planning on doing it I guess and on the next day he did a live stream with Selena Powell and so he's going to have a baby with her so we might have Aaron Carter She acted like she didn't even know about his whole existence. On the live stream, she seemed like she was involved. Yeah, they do seem like the same person. But on the live stream, she seemed like she really liked them. Oh, man.

Yeah. She probably saw the new house he got and was like, oh. In Nova Scotia is probably like not that much. That's true. Literally very barren. In the middle. $30,000 for a three-floor house. I have a friend that lives there or is from there.

He fucking hated it. He like makes his own porridge by hand. Oh, much, man. He's just chopping down the lumber, putting in the fireplace. Jesus Christ. That sounds terrible. That sounds like something Yuri could get used to. I was going to say it sounds chill to be honest.

Just like chilling by the fire, smoke in a blunt in the middle of the snow. In the well, like welling your own water. Bro, that's like the cleanest water, spring water, felted by the rocks. I feel like Yuri would fall into the well and be trapped down there and be like the boy in the well. I feel like if I stayed in Russia. I'm okay. You're gonna get trapped in the world. Yeah, but then he ends up like the ring like.

Oh my God. And then like, like, like, like. Like, fucking 10 years later, 10 years later, the little kid, like 10 years later, the little kid, like, the kids. I probably could do that now. Oh, my God. 10 years later, it's going to be a kid that was born. He's going to, like, go find you in the fucking, uh. And I'm going to find you got to save me from the TV, free me from the TV.

Or I forgot how the ring goes, but I just remember she would kill people and break their jaws or something like that, right? You're like you. It's not like you, a well man. The well man. Well man. Instead of harmonious, man. You're the well man. Well man.

Have you seen that movie? Yes, man. I'll be well, man. I was going to say, I'm going to wrap it up. On that note, thank you guys. We just have a few announcements. The launch of the No Jumper weed at March and Ash in San Diego, California. It is on Saturday, October 26th from 12 to 5 p.m. Again, that's at March and Ash.

Is that like a store or something? March and Ash in San Diego. Ooh, I can smell it. Make sure you get there early to be the first to cop, No Jumper's premium flower, exclusive merch. You got any merch that we can show? No, no. fucking vibes. Jason, come show your teeth.

The merch. The merch is, the merch is this character on a t-shirt. And hats and really cool hats. And really cool hats. Exclusive merch and special meet and greet with none other than urinary. And I'm just kidding. None other than Adam 22. If you are in the San Diego, definitely not. Let's go. Let's go. Let's make it San Diego trip. Where's my? Cush.

No, money. I'll pay you on Cush. If you are in the San Diego area next Saturday. Oh shit, it's next Saturday. We better see you there. We better fucking see you there. No Jumper pack. Yeah, we're just going to be throwing this. No, I'm just kidding. We're selling it.

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Yes, sir. In demand. They're backed by popular demand. You guys DM me every fucking day. You should move your hair out the way so they can see it. So what? The ring hair. You guys keep fucking DM me every day to re-release

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They're gone. You know what the fucking buys. I have some shows coming up as well. Just check me out on my Instagram. Yeah, just follow me on the gram and you'll figure out this shit out. Follow Lil Thug Baby and go harass her comments and say, say, drop some house phone emojis and little Thug babies. Okay.

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