No Jumper - The No Jumper Show Ep. 130 w/ Desto Dubb & Snap Dogg
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They're gonna snap right there, the king of energy.
Here he is.
Yeah.
Let's go.
Why did they take the mic off?
They took the mic out for like five seconds.
It's cool, though.
They could see the drip.
Can everyone just acknowledge?
Who got a better looking ankle, mirror AD?
What?
You imagine the ankle?
Put your shit, dude?
Put the rigon ones on there.
Yeah.
That's an awful lot.
Yeah.
Ooh.
What kind of jeans are them?
Those leather?
Yeah.
You came leather pants?
on us. Can't leather pants Rick Orman's on their
ass. Wow.
AD in the off white. You know.
Adam 22 in the Jinkos.
Mixing the Jinkos with
the Supreme. The Jinkos make me
happy, man. They do. They cheer you up.
Yeah. You need a cheering up.
Yeah. We're already live, right?
Yeah, we're already live. I just want to make sure we're
not continuing to talk. Adjust it,
Chirreem. Yeah.
I'm going to slide in like a barrel.
I'm like, what is the d'iqa together right now?
Shout to everybody at home
who's getting to enjoy
this little behind the scenes
and let's get rid
to the podcast
I thought we were a podcast
it turns out
Snapdog
how you doing my guy
I'm doing good
Refone Shody
Yeah
other
other in the car
You left the other one
The whip
Yeah
I appreciate that
Yes sir
So house phone has COVID
Who got
Stay at home
Hi Roller
Our other
That's the real
Kids
bro
I can't be around
Man, I know.
I'm surprised that he didn't just come through
and dose us with it.
AD, you looking sober today, but what's going on?
I don't drink no more.
When?
Niggas been like, look,
Laura's like, nigga, please.
It's been like six, seven months.
She don't believe you that you stopped drinking?
What?
I did.
No, I know.
Can you believe that?
Because he's famously drug-free.
Yeah.
And then...
He stopped drinking.
He did stop drinking because he's...
Staying with it.
No, I'm just smoking.
You're big opiate out here.
No.
Why are you going to do it like that?
He's cold.
No, I'm drunk free.
What are you talking about, man?
Prescription.
You're the, that's the number one question that people keep commenting, like,
as if I should have tried to, like, scold you in the interview or be like,
oh, like, you're contributing to terrible shit.
I'm like, come on.
Why don't want to do me like that?
I ain't telling nobody to do nothing.
And he's a grown-ass man at the end of the day.
I ain't telling nobody to do nothing.
My whole thing is, think about all the things Dub could be doing.
He's selling a.
The shoes you used to do.
Exactly.
It's an awful lot of things I could be doing right now.
He could be doing porn.
Have you considered that?
I'm doing porn.
You're doing porn?
I said, Adam is.
I thought you said that.
Yeah, I'm doing porn.
You didn't know you do porn?
No.
Nigel what?
You didn't know how?
What the fuck?
I just fist bumped him to porn.
You never knew who this niggas a porn star.
No, that's what pays for the whole no job operation.
This is nothing but a wash right here.
You know what I'm saying?
You think we're getting a new store just by AD fucking talk about farts on his podcast on Wednesday?
No, it's the porn that pays the bills.
That disrespectful, fuck you.
We don't talk about a fork.
You're not down for a fart story?
Nah.
Didn't you interview a fork person?
Oh, yeah.
So I interviewed a girl who basically made hundreds of thousands of dollars farting into jars and then selling them to dudes.
No, bitch is selling a fart.
$500.
How about you selling fart?
So when you open a jar, what?
It comes out.
It smells like fucking fuck.
I mean, niggas be selling air.
How do you sell air?
Who sell air?
People be having, like, flavor oxygen and shit.
Is this something you're purchasing?
No, you go to Vegas, they have like flavor oxygen.
They got like little oxygen bars and shit.
Oh, right, the oxygen tanks.
But the fire, though, that's my...
I ain't have heard of.
Girls are able to make money in ways that we couldn't even ever dream of.
Yeah, for sure.
Never have and never will.
No, it's crazy, man.
But she's smart, though.
She said she had a, uh, a,
fabric, like flower,
like a little, like, fake flower
that she would, like, basically fart onto.
And that would help hold on to some of the farts smell.
Oh, so the heart, the flower holds the fart.
Yeah.
And then you jar the flower.
And when they open it, they smell it.
Yeah.
I see what's going on.
Are you getting marketing?
What the fuck is buying that, though?
Dudes.
Like, just get the...
So you spend all that money for one, one part?
Yeah.
Like, just one smell.
Bro, there's markets out there for anything.
More power to you out here selling farts.
You really?
Yeah, yeah, that's like a real hustle.
I don't even know where that came from.
I want to see the packaging for the bottle.
I want to see, like, does it come like pre-packaged?
Does it like a seal when you tear it off?
I didn't ask you that, but that's what I was thinking is like,
so you make like a cool custom sticker to put on it?
Because, you know, it's all marketing.
It's all putting people in there.
For sure.
Do they have it like Macy's where you can go in and try the fort,
the best one that you like?
Imagine Macy's how to fart desks?
Yeah.
I smelled the fruit.
It was like a chamber, like a smoking section with double doors and you go through
and there's just hell of fart smells.
That's crazy.
It's some sick niggas in the world.
You buy a fart.
Man.
You're officially a psycho.
But then what's cool?
You couldn't buy one of these farts.
No.
You're leaving on the shelf.
One of these you need to send to your app.
You know what I'm saying?
This is a lethal weapon.
Oh my God.
But no, that thing was, okay, so she was drinking hell of protein shakes and eating black
bean stew and shit so that she could.
What the fuck is black beans stew?
I don't know.
I assume it's mostly made out of black beans, AD.
But anyway, she's eating all this stuff because these are the foods that she found out would give her the most farts.
The most flagellons.
Yeah.
And so she's engaging with all this.
And she ends up getting sick.
She has to go to the hospital.
The doctor tells her bitch that she has to stuff.
So now she's selling fart jar NFTs.
Oh, so she can't keep farting.
Wow.
The fart does not go on.
But she said she made six figures off selling fart NFTs already.
What?
It's a crazy world, man.
Wait, wait, what's a fort?
Okay, hold on.
What is, like, six figures?
I think, like, $1,000.
I think probably low six figures.
Okay.
$100,000 or more.
Okay, cool.
I mean, if she's at $800K off farts, then I'm even more impressed.
But she for sure hit the hundred.
Yeah, but, I mean, what it, it's, it's actually like a cartoon.
She made me one.
I could show you.
You carry into my phone, would you?
No, it's a, I have an NFT.
The NFT is like a picture of a jar, and then it's like holding a basketball that says 22
wanted or something. So she made me a customized
one. Oh. Pretty cool. Like she farted on the basketball.
I don't know because your NFT can't smell. Although that would be cool if you could
somehow make that happen. Like, did she like for it on the graphic designer?
I mean, I don't know.
I didn't ask about that. I didn't ask about that.
You get a free fart? Like, let's see you're fart in the mail to verify that.
What about this angle? Correct. Like, nah, this is crazy. But don't you wish that that was like a
thing, like, okay, if you go, like, watch a movie and then you could smell everything in the movie.
Like, they're eating pizza in the movie.
And, like, the theater pumps out the pizza smell.
You would ruin it.
No.
You would do that with porn.
It would be fucking.
I was thinking of that.
If there's people fucking and you could smell fucking tuna.
Ugh.
Tuna?
Ugh.
I don't know.
What's pussy smell like?
I thought it was tuna.
But, you know, they do have a, um, they have a screen that they're working on.
They have a screen that they're working on that you can lick the fucking screen and taste the fucking, like, whatever is on the fucking screen.
Yeah, I've seen that.
You seen that shit?
What's going to be on the screen?
Like, what's options that's going to be in the screen?
Like, I guess it'll be some type of spray that are, like, imitate the fucking food, and you'll be able to lick the screen and taste what's on the fucking screen.
No, you can't taste everything.
Like, you're not putting, like, a car engine on it.
You're like, oh, like, certain shit.
If I make Donald's commercial come, you're going to taste the burger.
Instead of a car engine
Look at this Mustang
This does taste like a Mustang
What you ever hear about those dudes who like to fuck cars?
Yeah
Have you ever had that happen to you?
Man, what the fuck?
You didn't even know you did porn
So don't ask him
No, these dudes who like to like take the dick
And put it in the gas tank
Yeah
I don't cut you
I mean, I don't know
I haven't done it
You probably would try some shit like that
How are you lifting a car up there?
For the right car
Like if they was like
Hey we're gonna give you this much
money for a Patreon exclusive.
You got to fuck this a beetle.
I think you'll get cracking.
Oh, fuck the shit out of that beetle.
The gas tank or the muffler.
Fuck that beetle like it's notable.
Oh, man.
That boy, fucking the shit out of that car.
Well, now that I have plug talk, I get to see people like rating my fucking,
and people, like, complaining that I didn't make it to 25 minutes or whatever.
25.
What?
They want me to fuck for 25 minutes.
Wow.
What's the average
For you, though?
You have the black beans too?
That nigga'll be fart, why he fucking?
Well, that's what I was thinking about when the fart girl was in here.
It's like, should I try to ask her if she wants to shoot some real porn?
I mean...
If she fart, why are you going to do?
I mean, that's her whole thing.
So it's like...
He's waiting for it.
Yeah, I can't complain when that happens.
Just tell me when you're about to farting.
You don't move up away.
What if that motherfucker bitch is, though, Adam?
Don't fart in me.
What if that motherfucker blow you back, though?
Like that shit was five.
I mean, I would have-
And particles come out.
The black beans stew.
Particles is like the line between shit and fart, you know?
But in that business, you got to think about it.
She's farting all day in jars.
Yeah.
Some shit is coming out.
A little poop is going to come out sometime.
That's what I was thinking is fucked up, is that you can't just mail poop, but you can mail
fart.
It's like, it's a very small amount of farts.
Talking about farts why my boy house phone is at home.
Farting.
He definitely farting right now
He definitely all farting his ass away
Oh man
Poor guy got COVID now
What was it two weeks ago?
I don't know
Diabetes something
I don't know
Yeah
He doesn't usually like tell us
He's in all his off days
You got to come in here and give us COVID
You gotta come in here and give us COVID
You motherfucker
Speaking of motherfuckers
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So basically, this nigga made $350 and he's like, oh, I'm about to take the shit out.
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He's fucking threatened me out.
He's threatening his head.
He's threatening it out.
He ain't threatened me.
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Josh, can I get my phone back?
So I got the topics written down on my phone.
But anyway,
the question we always ask on here is,
how's everybody doing?
How was your weekend?
What's going on?
I was just on the No-Jumper show.
Yeah.
You can see how much.
He was just on No Jumper.
So his interview just came out,
so it's a very, very special day.
Yeah, holler at me.
You know, engagement's going up.
I'm doing shoutouts versus all that.
Is that's the do up off a no jumper?
Do you do anything special this weekend or is every weekend for you just run around?
I went to the Rams, Cardinals game.
How's that?
She was pretty fire.
My boy hit me.
Shout out.
That was yesterday, right?
Yeah, yesterday.
My boy from traditional.
Fuck this knick.
They whooped up.
They whooped the Cardinals ass, well.
I got invited three times and I didn't go because I wanted to get my hair cut.
You tripping.
What the fuck?
You had to put a hat on.
I swear.
We're at the hat.
That's that fake beard.
Yeah, that's what kind of guy.
Everybody, everybody was there, bro.
And like, I didn't been to the Sophie Stadium in different, like, okay, I didn't sit
in the crowd.
Then I didn't did, like, the Swedish couple of times.
But this was the first time I was, like, first row.
This was, like, kind of like, would be considered, like, the court side of tickets.
Oh, really?
Oh, really.
Right there.
And the one thing about it, they got, like, a free concession stand where you can go under
and eat right behind the bench.
Oh.
Like if you look like the bench is like right there with the players and you're right here just eating like they're like huddling up odell right there shit pretty fire that's fine i wonder if o'd yoop my ass probably will probably will a lot of the i'm starting to realize a lot of them people we wear in jerry on the like field
i was wondering how the fuck they do that shit like that shit can't get broke and i don't know like i guess a lot of them probably got like just them carried earrings it's the two-carried they just stud stud start it's their earrings but if you don't have changed i'm like these niggins shit hitting from the crime
That's crazy.
They had that motherfucker of Richard Millie on.
Playing the game on.
That's crazy.
What the fuck?
Yeah.
These dudes need to understand life better.
They need to work on their priorities.
Why?
He's wearing a fucking $60,000 watch to go out and play football?
Way more to 60.
Well, he got a...
That's like $5,000.
$500?
Yeah, that's it.
My apology.
It's a sports watch, though.
So, like, him wearing it, he kind of like made them fuck with him more.
It's a sports watch?
Maybe they want them to.
That's what I'm saying.
That picture went so big.
It just made every other player like, fuck it.
I'm merely on the field.
Oh, God.
Interesting.
That's crazy.
People are fucking nuts.
You think I should buy a fucking expensive watch?
I think you should start a watch collection.
I really do think so.
It's like, you know, it's like a thing you do when you get a little, you know, chilling with
anybody a reason to try to run up in my career.
You don't have, you got my mother's security now.
You can get a safe, bro.
You don't have to keep your watch.
Nobody keep their jury at home, bro.
This is LA.
Even if you would, we'll be safe in deposit boxes, man.
be your first watch, Adam, that you'll buy.
He got to go, President.
I never even looked at a watch.
I thought about a watch before.
I'm saying, like, would you want a Rowley, an AP, Pettick?
Like, what would we want to do?
He'll buy like a hello kitty watch and shut it up.
I just don't even know what those are.
So, I mean, I believe.
I mean, not really.
Like.
What fuck?
Not hearing them, but I don't like, you can't put one in front of me.
You be like, which one is this?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I don't know what the hell that is.
Rolex?
Yeah, Rolex.
I know.
What the hell is that?
Rolex.
Okay.
You got to go Rolex.
You gotta go Rolex.
Damn, I feel like such a bitch now.
I got these cool big pants.
But no watch.
Hey, he been digging these pants all the day, bro.
He loved them pants, man.
Teddy treats you different with the pants, man.
You got the bitches in black, nah.
Yeah.
No, I know.
They're supposed to send me a pack, so I might.
They work for you.
Let you be black with them pants.
They'll be a little bit of a shit.
But it's next level of shit because I got Josh over here and he got his on too.
Yeah.
Josh got the right shoe.
But he folded them up.
though it don't look the same yeah his don't look like you you think minor flyer I think yours
I don't know I don't like the full he's trying to keep him in mint condition like if I did that it
looked like he's trying to keep I went back in I went back in time and I'm here put these
these on 22 put these on no put my pants on no I'll put your pants on no you won't
you think your pants fit me yeah you don't think I have a bigger lower body than you I'm not even going to
That's crazy.
Anyway.
It's crazy.
So he went to a football game.
I went to my auntie funeral.
I went to Arizona.
Yeah, for one day with my family.
Yeah.
That's crazy.
It was a somber affair.
And then you just flew right back.
Yeah, it was a song.
Watch out in AZ though.
Why?
I love AZ.
Which part?
Phoenix.
Oh, yeah.
Phoenix be cracking.
So I used to go to, what is that, Tempe?
Oh, Timpe.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I got lost went the wrong way into Scottsdale.
Police started following me.
Like, we knew you was lost when we seen you go.
Scottsdale,
no.
They're like,
hold on.
What are you doing here?
Like, we know you're not going this way.
In my defense,
my other side of my family is all white.
I sent it to Adam and the group chat and stuff like that.
It looks like a fake photo.
It looks like a movie or something.
Yeah, like the funeral was like 4% black
and everybody else was.
It's a whole room of white people.
And then AD just standing in the middle of it.
But he's smiling and everybody's laughing.
and they're all looking at him like he's this great guy.
It looks like a movie where like,
for some reason there's just a black guy
who has to like hang out around this white family.
And I had to wear a black too, so everybody else had all white on too.
It was different.
Wow.
Silver spoon, they did.
Silver spoon.
I got a shirt coming out too.
Silver spoon?
Yeah.
Shirts?
I like it.
I plan with them.
It's an awful lot of silver spoons.
I want that.
Silver spoons.
Maybe that could be your brand.
The spoons?
No, the silver spoon.
Line.
Silver spoon boys.
Silver spoon boys.
There we go.
Out of you look like a silver spoon boy that I'll have no.
Well, I think it's really cool.
I got the biggest pants ever, and then I got really tight shirt.
I thought that was his feet holding a blunt.
That's his hand.
I don't know.
It's like a gorilla.
His foot is holding a blunt.
I knew I wasn't tripping.
The nigga foot holding a blunt.
Unless he got like a foot hand.
He like this.
Yeah.
I got it from the same company that made that fucking the Hank Hill shirt.
like little peep Hank Hill graphic
oh that's part
yeah
anyway I went to Santa Cruz this weekend
and we hung out on the beach
with the kid and stuff
met a ton of fans out there
fire
yeah Santa Cruz
they were hauling at me left and right
everywhere I was going I was just meeting
fucking no jumper fans it really it felt crazy
you didn't alert them as you was going
hell no I didn't post anything that's all I left
fire smart
smart
yeah because there's like one nice
hotel in town so I figured it would be a little too easy to figure it out you stayed there
so you just took like a family vacation yeah we'll drive up to Santa Cruz for the week yeah are you
doing shit like I'm not I'm not doing that shit yet I'm like listening taking notes right now so
like what you like say hey this weekend we're gonna go and take a cruise about an hour and get
hotel that's it fun it's like five and a half hours what do you plan this or is it just like oh no
we got to get the fuck out of here today but she planned it oh she plans it she planned it she planned it
She asked to check in with me.
She's like, can we leave Thursday night after you get done your interviews?
What do you do in Santa Cruz over the weekend?
Well, this is the thing.
You know, you're a dad.
Polker.
Your kid is, no.
Your kid is sleeping a lot, like the naps and shit.
So it's kind of like, for us, it's like we wake up at, you know, six in the morning when the kid gets up.
And then we like get her ready, go out to breakfast and stuff.
All of a sudden, like an hour after breakfast is done, it's like the kid needs to nap.
So then you go back to the hotel.
the kid naps for an hour or you try to do it in the car maybe if you have to or whatever and then
you go do something else for a couple hours like maybe go to the beach or some shit and then all of a
sudden the kid needs another nap then after the second nap you have like a couple hours where you can do
something else and then the kid's asleep by like 6 p.m. so it's like you know normally on a trip
you're going crazy like doing a lot of different shit moving around and instead with the kid it's like
it just slows the process of you doing anything down so much so you drove five hours to do the same thing
you could do down the street.
Maybe even less.
It was a five-hour drive.
Yeah, I did it, though.
And I was going 100 the whole time, so I fucking cooked.
I got there like almost an hour faster than the GPS stop.
Hey, you drive crazy.
Don't do that with Parker in the car, please.
He's doing 100 the whole way there.
Bro, this, this nigga, guys.
We was driving the Compton, bro.
I can't really deny it either.
We was driving the Compton, bro.
I'm sitting there.
I'm in the car like this, bro.
This nigga is.
I'm like, oh, my God.
You really felt like I was driving too?
Yeah, I'm gonna keep a G.
I love Joe.
Hell long.
This is how AD drives.
He's just texted the whole time.
He's just phoned up.
What is that?
The phone up.
The whole time texting the whole time, Eddie?
You look, where's the snitch there?
You're going to have the police looking at me.
No, I'm real, though.
We got your phone.
It's better than the drunk driving for sure.
Yeah, I got to see, I don't do that no more.
I'm proud of you.
But I was thinking about, you ever seen that guy
that had the iPhone cookie and he will do it by the police?
It looked like an iPhone, and they'll try to pull him over.
He's like, it's a cookie.
I think I'm going to do some shit like that.
Just the same joke?
Yeah.
Just rip his shit off.
So you actually go on the whole trip just to watch the kid?
Yeah.
It's really more like she mentioned that she was going to do it.
Because Santa Cruz is a pretty boring place.
I'm just trying to figure out of it.
She went to college there.
So it's like she has like a sentimental connection with this place or whatever.
So she wanted to go.
go and then I'm hearing her say
she's going to go and I'm like I'm not letting her
go up there and just hang out with the kid the whole time
I mean you know like I just feel like
it would be I don't I don't want her to feel
like a fucking single mom yeah yeah
I'm not like I'm Brian it's so
well I'm gone like the whole
fucking day every day Monday through Friday
and then sometimes on the weekend too so
it's like if I got to give her
sometimes sometimes to be like
to keep the relationship seeming like a real thing
you know yeah I don't understand
yeah I don't know
What?
She could have took the kid.
You would have been fine in the jackshack.
No, I just feel bad sometimes because it's like I'm fucking here.
It was the Santa Cruz.
They were in there, he in there, whacking it away.
Poker on one hand, dick in the other hand.
You know what I mean, though?
It just didn't sit right with you, just whacking and playing poker
while he'll take a five-hour drive to sit at the beach.
And take, you to feed them, baby.
How many nuts?
bus before they come back.
Oh my God.
I love how you've created this idea in your head
that I'm just obsessed with masturbating.
I've never said anything to make you think that.
Yes, I ain't going to lie.
Every sex story you tell me, it always starts off,
I had to go in the shower, I had to let it go real quick.
What?
You'd say it every time.
No, I got a pregame before I go film.
That's your pregame, right?
Yeah.
That's different.
But you're making it sound like on a Sunday,
I'm just going to be chilling in the jackshack
just going crazy on myself all day.
I don't know.
A kid, hey,
letting the kid out of town
Santa Cruz, you might just
let the urges go.
Is that how you get down?
No.
The girls out of town
so you beat off hell of time?
I ain't sending my woman
to fucking Santa Cruz
and go do some shit,
no.
So if your girl goes to Santa Cruz
you're going with her?
I'm about to be in the jack shack
playing poker.
I don't think I could beat off
while I'm playing poker.
I haven't took a chill with my kids yet.
She's been too much of the corona
shit going on.
Yeah.
It makes sense, though,
right now.
Like, not to do it.
I mean, it's pretty pointless
going on
trip with your kid until they get to a certain age.
Even my kid at one, like it's fun.
We took it to Hawaii, but it's kind of like they're not getting that much from it.
I feel like once they're like two or three will probably be more significant.
Stop that, man.
Get your ass a nanny, bro.
The kid can be there.
You can still enjoy yourself.
Oh, yeah, no.
I'm not talking about that.
I'm talking about just the kid.
I know when I take my first trip with my kid, I'm not, we're not all 24 hours.
It's like we get there, breakfast in the morning.
I love you, nanny.
Okay.
come on baby let's go shopping have some fun come back lunch baby kiss hug okay but who's
I don't have a fucking what you just inscribe is not spending time with your kid
that's called ignoring your kiss hey hey hey hey I love you I'm about to go shopping with mommy
I come back hey what's going on I'm about to go dinner with mom it's going to the grocery store
no the baby go to dinner too but I'm saying like like it'd be certain times like I'm out of town most
this time. I can't take the baby everywhere,
like, it's like, well,
I might as well just stay at the house, because she can't
go, what? Where the baby can go?
Nowhere. But I'm not letting my baby out of my
sight. How old? You got a newborn, right? How old?
Five months. Yeah, you got
a change. Yeah. At five months, there's really no reason to do anything.
Yeah, I'm not. I haven't been anywhere, but I'm like, if I have to go
somewhere, like, you and Auntie coming along,
Auntie Mama Baby, three tickets, let's go.
I'll take a whole goddamn truck for mine.
See, he got infinity.
kids. He got seven kids.
We're over here talking about our one
kid each that is one year
old or younger. I got two. He got a
grown-ass 12-year-old
and a two-year-old. And then
he got seven. How was the oldest one?
Well, you got seven now?
You had five, nigga, the last time he was here.
No, the fuck I did, nigga.
My youngest's foe.
Old is two-year-old.
He's like, don't put the other kids on me. I'm already
going through some shit.
You think you might have more out there?
That's why he did that.
That's why he did that.
Nah, I ain't got nothing extra.
You don't got a couple of chicks
trying to put some babies on you?
Nah.
Motherfuckers tried.
That's what I said.
That's why he said, no, I don't have another kid.
I don't know what you heard.
No, but it was never like, no, hell no.
I know all my mom.
So what's the number?
What?
Five?
No, it's seven kids.
Wait, I just said that.
No, I'm saying.
My seven kids is mine.
Oh.
You don't know.
Seven kids, six baby mom.
You never did the test?
What you mean?
You never like...
Man, don't put that on me.
I got my kids.
My kids is my kids.
No, I'm not saying like that.
I'm just saying you never know.
Hey, man.
Plan C, that's all I'm going to say.
Girl, never hit you with a paternity test?
You hit him with the Plan C.
What's the Plan C?
Blamey pack.
No, I'm playing.
Wait, what are you saying?
It's a joke.
No?
I don't know.
Let me do it myself.
Oh, that's a good one.
How about this?
Pretty big dick.
Oh, my God.
You had to ruin it.
Party vibes.
Okay, so, yeah, yeah, yeah.
That is, I think, an important question.
It's just, like, at what point and how much do you kind of, like, stop doing your normal life to be around the kid?
Because I kind of at this point, like, at a certain point, I just decided, like, I'm going to try to keep Saturday and Sunday clear to be hanging out with the kids, do a, do a couple.
good amount of family substance.
I already know Monday through Friday,
I'm just pretty much, like,
going to be here.
No, I know.
But you got seven,
motherfucker.
Yeah.
I got one.
Yeah.
The math problem you're trying to do
is way harder.
But I'm always with mine, though.
Instead of the entire mood out here.
I'm always in the city, though.
Right.
And I ain't,
I,
I,
that's, I,
Bims put the fly on butt.
All your baby.
Farms is in Detroit?
Yeah, hell yeah.
Yeah.
You got to get an L.A.
Huh?
You got to get an L.
Uh.
You gotta get a hell.
What you call it the black hammer?
The what?
The black hammer.
That's what you call itself.
Once a bitch goes snap, ain't no going back.
You got a dicknick man?
No.
Black hammer?
That's what that is?
You better not say that either.
Why not?
You can't call yourself the black hammer.
No, I'm not going to say about it.
The white hammer.
The white hammer.
He's a white hammer.
I'm the black hammer.
Pull out the hammer.
The white hammer.
sounds a little too crazy.
Saying white, anything is kind of like
fucked up. Like what?
The only one that got away with it was Pose Malone.
He said white I ever said and that was like, that was cool.
I can't believe that. I like white runts too.
Oh, yeah.
But like you're saying you, a white person is like,
like you can't say I'm white Martin with the King.
It's like it's disrespectful.
You know what I'm the white Tupac?
See, no, he can't say that.
I'm the white virginia.
Like, no.
They can't do that.
Bro, if there was like an up-and-coming fashion designer
and they said, I'm the white Virgil.
Oh my God.
It's over.
Nobody's ever going to be able to think about you without thinking about that after.
I'm the black eerie.
You could do better.
You're the black skinny from the nine.
Oh, wow.
Oh, no, no.
Damn.
Hey, so, like, what is this nigga getting people for Valentine's Day?
Like, do you still got to get your mama something for Valentine's Day?
Do you got to get, like, your daughter?
Like, I'm trying to figure it out.
You can get your daughter again.
Definitely.
Show your daughter.
I'm a true believer of Valentine's Day.
If I get you something, it's love.
You got a low-key get me something.
For sure.
It's not just no.
And I never thought about that
because I thought the other day was like Swedish Day and shit.
Sweeties Day?
Yeah, that's what they said.
That shit for the niggas.
I heard it out one.
I know Valentine's Day, if I'm about to end,
I'm getting you something that's way more extravagant.
So don't just not get me nothing.
If you give it to your mom, you feel me?
My mom ain't got to give me nothing.
No, no, but if for your mom, she's a single mama, then you could do that.
You know what I'm saying?
She got a nigger.
Let them handle that.
Okay.
This is the question is, if you're going to get your girl a present, how much money are you spending
and how much were you spending when you were broke versus now?
Okay.
You feel like you got to go hard?
When I was broke, they was getting dick and bubble gum.
It was getting the flowers and candy.
They didn't want either.
A little note.
A little something cute.
Hey, hey, I got a little extra for you, a little honeypacks.
That's it.
A little slide shirt.
Now it depends on what type of girl you got, though.
Like, whatever type of girl you got, that's how you know what to do.
Like, where you're all status at and what type of girl is.
He said, my space post.
Well, in me and Dubbs case, we are like with them, with them.
Yeah, y'all.
We've been together for like five plus years.
My wife expects something extravagant.
I ain't going to lie to you.
Newborn baby, first year.
I don't pumped it out.
I mean, when you go on to the Rams game and you're looking at them with the fucking eating
where the bleachers and shit is, she gets tricked to something crazy.
You know what I mean?
Yeah, I don't know, man.
I'm trying to figure out right now.
And I like getting my daughter's stuff, so it kind of messes me up because like, I'm
going to get my daughter something just like, you know, my daughter, that's my girl.
So I'm about to go, we're going crazy for you just to shit on niggas.
I got five of them.
I got five girls.
We just go like, might just go new chain.
We might just go a whole outfit.
Now the mama looking like, she got a chain.
No, I'm kidding something.
Wow.
Like, she got a chain.
You're making the shit sound so competitive.
It really is.
You're looking at like, you think your girl's looking at little babies Instagram and being like, well, she got four bags.
I don't even think it's that shit.
I think her friends are sending their stuff.
Like, he should get you this.
Your girls like that?
Bro.
Bro, the friends.
I thought you had a humble chick.
No, I do, but I'm saying to friends, bro.
I have, right?
The rest of peace, Draco, bro.
His girl told my girl, like, yeah, girl, I think he's getting you a lamb truck.
Oh, no.
She's coming to me like, is you going to get it?
Like, I heard you was talking about it.
Like, talking about what?
I would feel so awkward
You think you're getting a lamb truck
A quarter million dollar plus
Like how much?
I'm gonna say
She made lamb chop
Let's go to Morden's
I'm gonna get you a lamb chop
Baby
I'm gonna go to Mordons
I'll be listening like huh
Like who's telling you these things
What they said
Don't listen to me
But is the girl she hanging
hanging around
Do they got nice things like that
Are they niggas buying them shit like that?
Are they city girls?
Or they pocket watching you
Like I know your man got it
No, it'll be like low-key
Like a
It ain't even on no like bad shit
It's on like some cute shit
Like oh I just see such
Such get his girl a loud
Well I know they're about to get you one
What the fuck?
What do you all think is rolling right now?
I'm like well bitch go fuck that nigga then
Like what do y'all think is going on?
Like it's not no land like
We go deposit on new whip
We're not going a whole whip
It's not that
Deposit on a new whip
Jesus
Deposit on it
They're taking them
They're driving a baby
You're acting like you ain't got it.
You're driving a Santa Cruz, playing poker.
You got it, man.
Playing poker.
I love you on you on a jeez out as an example or something.
You ain't going deposit on a new will.
What the fuck is the deposit?
10%.
This nigga could have been bought another car.
He's like, I'm riding this to the wheels fall off.
I just got a new one, but it's a lease.
Yeah, you lease down.
I don't own a car.
Nigger, lease is the way to go.
Yeah.
That's what I'm saying.
Unless it's something that you really really want.
Boom.
You're in the range right now.
Would you want a new wheel?
We get you a new whip.
We're just going to turn down back in.
They're going to take the whole deposit.
Boom.
We're going to go deposit new whip.
Drop a little five stacks or something.
It might be more than that.
It might be mowed.
He said,
she might be mowing that.
But I ain't going to trip.
I ain't tripping about really going crazy because I'm going to try that motherfucker.
You know what I mean?
Like I did last car she got.
I didn't really put too much on it.
She got like a regular car and I don't drive it.
And then when I do drive,
it was like, fuck, I should have got the sport.
How many parking spots you got?
Six.
God damn it.
I got like in my,
Like in my house house,
you can foot six cars in the yard,
but I don't take six cars home.
I only got three cars at home.
Then I got the downtown spot.
It's two cars underground,
and there's two vans parked in,
like, two other lots by the warehouse,
and then the cutlass and the other shit
is at West Coast Custom.
I don't even need all this.
I used to catch the bus
and look at all these cars past me by it for so long.
I'm talking about 20-something,
still on the bus.
Like waking up at niggas houses,
having to go home and shower,
catching the bus.
So it was like,
just seeing all that shit,
And then going from that to jumping in other niggins' whips,
it's like, bro, I got to have this for myself.
That's one thing I can say about Doug.
When I met Dub, he was a totally completely different nigga.
How so?
He had a janky tattoo gun.
He was doing tattoos, bro.
He was out here thugging like, like he said.
I don't think he had a car back then.
He probably was catching a bus or, you know, having a ride.
Nigger always had a tank top on.
It was real nigga.
You know what I'm saying?
But I'm like, nigger, to see what he's doing now, that's fucking amazing, man.
Crazy out of being like that's what I'm being like nigger on the bus in the rain
nigga where you from man bro my shit in the jump talk this one like you know so a nigga
really like wicks I be just damn near grabbing them motherfuckers the bus but I'll be getting dangerous
shit ever hell yeah I just realized that Doug know your whole route the bus in the train does
have the the teeth BBL done just like you oh my god but just the top row on the bottom
he got both okay put your money with your mouth here
You got it too?
No, I had braces, my shit real.
Yeah.
Nice.
When you don't get your shit?
I just got my braces too.
Real teeth side of the table.
No, the real teeth shit is fire, bro.
It's just when I went there, they're like, look, we're going to have to pull that one, pull that one.
You're like, fuck that.
I ain't going to love.
I'm going to do that shit now.
Yeah, like that I got so many fucked up teeth that I was just like, okay, cool, we just going to go re-rock everything.
Go new, top bottom, Beverly Hills, Unforgettable smile, 21,000.
Do you think it's hard to, like, really be a hot dude without
nice set of teeth on you?
No, no, not at all.
You can have fucked up teeth as a dude
and still be considered hot by the ladies?
Hell yeah, yeah.
The fuck.
If you got the mom,
they don't give a fuck.
Well, I just seen somebody like,
like, bro, you went and got a $20,000
grill within teeth?
I know.
You should have just got new teeth.
Yeah.
My book, the grill would be stanking.
Dude.
Like, you went and got a grill,
you should have just went and got new teeth.
Bro, you would have looked like a million
dollars instead of a couple of hundred.
Would you, what's better for a guy to get?
The teeth or the lipo?
Nigger.
Niggas ain't getting lipo.
I was about to say what the fuck.
You got another 20 years before that become a trend, bro.
But yo, that's what Cardi was arguing about.
It was like basically getting your ass done or getting your teeth done.
And she said, get the ass done and then the teeth.
But that's for women.
Teeth seems one part.
And it depends what type of nigga you is.
If you are, you know, sick porn nigga like yourself, you might want that ass before the teeth.
I don't want no bitch who teeth fucked up, breast stanking and shit.
That's shit bad.
No, I'm talking about the woman, fool.
I know.
I'm just saying, I ain't get no ass, A.D.
All right.
All right.
I couldn't fuck with my boy.
I don't come back.
Switching?
Okay.
He'd do this all day.
But as a dude, as a dude, as a dude,
hairline or teeth?
Hairline.
You think hairline's more important?
Because I never had a good one.
You really don't like your hairline?
No, it's cool.
I was like this.
I heard tripping like, like, I don't know what.
You got a.
I gotta go teeth, bro.
The smile the first thing they're looking.
You ever think about re-rocking your shit?
Yeah, but it's just like, I ain't really tripping too hard.
I ain't one of them like people that's really too worried too much about my looks.
I just did the smile because I was going like, I was saving up to do the Dr. Mario shit for the five bands.
I have five bears.
It's like you go to Columbia, pay like five, six thousand, get your teeth done.
So like, I'm pumped.
Then the corona shit happened and I lost my passport.
So now everybody going to get their shit done.
I'm like, fuck that shit.
I just went to the first.
place I went with a consultation.
And they were like, look, we can do it.
You can do it today.
Drop that fire today and come back and pay the rest.
I just said, fuck it.
I just feel like as a dude, having fucked up teeth makes you look really like you ain't rich.
But that's the thing.
You just said it.
As a dude having fucked up teeth, it's cool.
Once you start getting that money.
Yeah.
And you're talking to these folks and you're looking at their mouths and their mouths is all
looking nice.
And you sitting right here looking like you've been chewing on tobacco.
you're like the first thing they know you broke by your teeth
our culture is fucked up because we look at somebody with bad teeth
and we think they're a meth head or a crackhead
no you don't I know some pretty if you miss if you miss in TV in
if you miss it's just like depending on how much you like the talking smile
like you can have somebody that's mean as fuck
with fucked up teeth you'll never know because they just stand there like it
but you ever see someone who you can kind of tell that they're hiding their smile
or like being so like they'll cover their mouth or whatever
that like it makes it so that they don't feel
comfortable just
just having the teeth out and shit, you know?
The easiest, quickest thing
when you get, like, your teeth,
they're going to see that.
And it's not like, no,
big surgery, big technical, life-changing
and all.
You're just replacing these
beat-up things that's fucked up
that can get to the root in decay
with some perfectly good straight teeth
to get, you know.
And girls notice that first.
That's the first thing,
I swear they do.
I can go to,
I got some of the hell of that shit,
like asking me about my teeth.
You can be in jail with nothing.
Hair, fucked up.
Hair line growing back, no places,
jail suit. And you got them teeth.
You can't take that away.
Well, Kripmat got locked up and they took
at least one of his teeth away.
And I fight. Yeah, but I'm saying.
That was physical violence. If you got punched in the face,
like, what would happen to those teeth? Not that anyone
would.
Well, my shit.
I'm saying. I'm saying. I mean, our shit
is like sharp teeth now, so
we would just look crazy as fuck. But then they could
what, just drill some new ones in?
No, not it drills like a glue.
So they would just glue some more on there, but it wouldn't be that big a deal?
No, not really.
Not really.
Wow.
And that's the other thing, since I didn't go over there, like, my boy, unforgettable smell, I can go there.
You be like, look, this motherfucked chick, bro.
Yeah.
You chip your shit before?
Yeah.
I chipped my shit like twice.
You go to get the maintenance.
How you chip your shit like that?
But I ain't, I only chip when I had the temporaries.
Like some hard shit.
Man, one time I ate an apple when that motherfucker chipped, I was hot.
I would hate to see you eat the apple.
Bro, why you say it's so fucking.
sucks so sexual i would hate to see you eat an apple i just i don't know Jesus Christ
just hearing that crunch where's that one head?
What are you getting?
There you go.
Hey i don't remember when you bought your first pair of Gucci shoes with you and pump in
Arizona he was so hyped and the funny thing about it i never bought my old pair of Gucci shoes
yet so i fell for him like you finally got some of them dicker he was so anti-dripment till this year
oh he was i've been very on and off no he'll be on and off like
he'll jump in there like he ain't got to be drip because like everybody that got drip kind of
know of them you know what I'm saying so he ain't really got to step out he drip too hard but
sometimes I'll just be wearing like the same black hoodie for like the ninth time and I'm just
okay you've finally told the truth well not like in a row but I'm saying like I don't know
your pica cola run was very disgusting I'll get a no jumper hoodie and I'll wear it nine 10 times in
a row and I start to be like oh I got I got a photo at this party and I got a photo at this
this show and this thing and they're months apart but I'm wearing the same thing and I'm just
starting to like, like, I'm going to post this shit on Instagram
wearing this dusty-ass gray hoodie now?
I don't know. It just feel kind of whack.
Honestly, I probably change like three times a day.
Oh, my God. That's too much.
Three different trough shirts.
Three times a day.
Like, it's probably like three-fits.
It's like you wake up in the morning,
you got the sweats in the hoodie.
You know what I mean?
I ain't gonna lie with your shit, bro.
Your fit's just right.
You don't need to go buy shit.
Yeah, no, it's my shit.
Nick, I get a tack wearing that shit, bro.
He's no any video I got that shit.
I get old ladies to be in the fucking
airport like, that's nice.
Ambassador Snap, stop playing with him.
Oh, God.
Ambassador Snaps.
I got a lot of that shit, boy.
He don't be repping the cost syrup, but none.
Yes, I do.
I don't have a lot, though.
I got this shit in videos, all that.
This is my old boy.
He's not a cough syrup head.
No, I'm not.
I never, wait, actually, I tried a cough syrup one time.
I wasn't.
I didn't like it.
Why ain't like?
I don't like slow shit.
It's an expensive nap.
Nick, what the fuck?
Liquor did.
Nick, turn me up?
Liquor.
Make me go crazy.
I don't know because I don't
fuck with this.
It takes a certain type of dudes
It takes a certain type of dudes
to drink lane and turn up.
This nigga got drunk on my show.
He jumped on this table.
You did?
Yeah, I ain't fucking with him.
I didn't drink.
I didn't.
What the fuck were you doing?
I mean shots I took like three.
That nigga went crazy.
You ain't really straight.
He was smoking weed with Snoop Dog too.
You got a first blood.
You got to smoke with Snoop.
You got a smoke with Snoop.
Okay.
My opinion, you don't really want to do,
if you're meeting somebody really
important and that you look up to, you don't really want to do a drug you don't normally
do.
Nick, if Snoo say, you're going to get weird as fuck.
If it's that drug, it's not, it's a weed,
if you're going to say, sorry, Snoop, I don't smoke.
You're going to get your bitch ass out of there.
If I didn't want to smoke with Snoop, I'm not going to hit it.
That's not, that's not.
Also, who's sharing blunts these days?
Everybody.
Niggas is still sharing bruns, Adam.
For sure.
Bum ass fools like us, but I, why is Snoop?
No, like you.
Don't say that.
I'm going to go to the studio and roll my own blunt.
Or, my guy with me, roll the blunt.
you're not around Snoop Dogg with COVID
first of all
you're not about to be
Dale Brown the security guy
he fucking went and posted up with him
he only been here for like a day
well you're gonna get that nigga fire
from his real job
don't know the security guy
the self-defense dude
you think he should be smoking weed
I'm not saying anything about smoking weed
I said he hung out with Snoop
you fucking weird
are you talking about the dude this
the security guy had dust
He's a kid.
I thought it was like a tactic or...
You think that shit real?
Yeah.
I mean, some of it, maybe it's helpful, I guess.
Because I'm like, this nigga like the Matrix now, I don't know.
You're talking to a nigga from Detroit?
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I fuck with his movement, but that,
the movie gonna get a nigga whacked.
Your noodles is spilled.
Like, over with it.
On Jesus Island.
Overwood.
He ain't gonna make it to the nurse.
No, no.
But I ain't gonna lie.
It's the thing.
Most of the shit,
that he doing will not work with a professional.
But if you were some niggas that
kind of spooked in on some spooky shit,
because I got away like that, a nigga
pulled out and I just fire.
Real quick, like, you can tell it.
It's like, if I ain't got, if I'm going to get shot,
I'm at least, like, I'm going to get shot.
Like, they're going to rob me or I'm going to try this shit.
You ain't seen the video
he did this shit with the Chinese dude.
He aired his ass out.
Like,
like, you know,
he shot in it like four times.
Like, shit.
I can't do that with a professional.
But if you got like a kid, that's like...
Yeah, that's scary.
Like a little nigga running up to you right now
and try to...
You can get that shit out.
I'm like, hey, you like poker?
Nah!
Polk him in his eyes.
What the fuck?
No, that nigga...
He didn't get you poker day for A-D.
A-D-Banging poker all over the place right now.
Poker in the...
The thing is...
Jack Shack.
He said, what the fuck?
But he spells Jack Shack with J-A-C-C.
That's fire.
That could be your next album.
Hey, the funny thing is,
is like, like, everybody
that has their little man cave now everyone calls it the jackshay what they do they don't call
no shit like that i call that i call my man cave to jack shack now i don't jack in that motherfucker
but hey such a liar bro if i'm gonna jack off i'm gonna jack off in the shower i'm not gonna jack off
where all my shoes and clothes is and you feel me no i'm not doing that in the shower that's what
you're running from what do you mean but i got a kid in the house yeah i do too you a sick fuck
no that's why i do it in the shower going to shower going to bathroom go
Get your privacy on.
You want to do that shit
out in the open.
Your jack shack is not a jack shack
because it's just a room.
Mine is a separate layer
with a lock.
A layer.
It's not a lock.
And you got a fucking,
I do have a lock.
What's up with a pink refrigerator?
I was like,
this nigga is a sick nigga
have me pink refrigerator.
Listen, Lenner got all kinds.
Everything in my house is pink.
Leonard just be buying mad pink shit.
And you don't object?
You can't really say stuff.
What the fuck do I care?
She was talking about
how she was going to get the house designed by the designer and shit.
And she was kind of asking, like, how do you feel about this?
Do you want to do this?
I'm like, honestly, I don't go to fuck.
Do whatever the hell you want.
I don't care.
I have no control.
How my shit go, I bring bare bricks stay in the garage.
I hang up pictures.
They're in the garage.
I have my shoes lined up.
Like, they in the garage.
I try to put a bear brick in a living room.
Go put in the jack shack.
She put it in a shack?
Yeah.
My shit looked like an Airbnb when you walk in.
You won't even know I live there.
You're like, this is not dubs.
Shit.
It don't smell like weed.
But then I'm looking at, I'm looking at Zach from FTP's crib.
He got he got hella FTP things on the Walmart crib to look like Zach's shit.
Like he got memorabilia, pictures, painting, skateboards.
Man, I put some skateboards up there down by the next day.
Damn.
I couldn't even decorate the kids room.
I'm buying her all type of babe shit.
I need a different house.
My shit switched out.
You need your own career?
A couple of rooms that she could just never go in that I can make them like really trapped out.
Because you got to have that, boy.
I do not even want to think about what you would do.
I got the office.
We got this next office, so we're going to just make that shit fly as fuck.
So are you really going to have like an office at the office?
Yeah, of course.
I'm about to break in that motherfucker.
You got to have like all those little things, like all the little figurines and shit, bro.
That shit vibed out like different figurines.
That's what I got in my jackshack.
You all fucking with these dirty worms?
Dirty worms.
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That weed.
No, those are just
regular gummy bids.
You want one?
He don't trust it.
Yeah, Eddie, no, I'm looking.
He thinks we're gonna dose it.
He's got weed in them.
I don't do that.
It's like Kool-Aid with worms.
The Kool-Aid worms was.
Yeah, bro, I used to,
that was my first, like, little trap right there.
Did they have a candy,
they ever have candy houses in the housebrown town?
Candy houses.
That's like, that's some L.A.
What's a candy house?
We're an old lady that take her EBT
and buy a gangy candy from Smart and Final.
And you're going to walk to her house.
and you walk to her house and she bought the candy yep and she sell weed on the side too i bought my
candy at the fucking corner store like a normal person ask you babysits on the side yeah but sometimes
you don't want to walk way to the store where you can walk up house over to this lady on the block
who's just serving this whole block and eating up that's all got fat the candy house is next door
i was trapped out go down there and tell her to give me some cigarettes wow i didn't know about all
they got asking for a cup of ice too no but when i went to long beach with stupid young i seen the henny
lady. They got a henny lady?
She'll pull up on you at six in the morning
and sell you henny. Oh, got people like that.
Just straight hand. The bottle lady. Whatever you need.
She got bottles, all kinds of liquor. She'll pull up to the crib.
She's down with whoever. Like, she's somebody's mom
so people won't rob her or whatever.
You know, it's kind of the same as the candy lady.
Yeah. We called him the bottle man.
Yeah, the bottle man. Bottle man.
But like, where are we for a niggas to cash out on the bottle man?
You got to buy from the nigga that cashed out on the bottom in.
Late night, too.
He probably like got like a bottle shop or probably got like
corner store or like probably just the weed man that just got a gang of bottles on the ground
that's my that's like 50 you can get me 40 60 at the stove Alex used to be telling me about
the concept of like lean heads buying out the plug like they would get however many pints and
rich dudes are basically competing to buy out all of the shit at once yeah it's just like
controlling the market you buy every that's what anything you buy all of it you can say whatever
price you want the thing is you got to continue to buy it right it ain't like you buy it
once okay tomorrow i got some more i got some more you got to keep buying it because once you don't
buy it it's back to the regular price because somebody else can't right so you got to buy it to
where it ain't none then when they want something my boy my god something i think he wanted to hide
it's just kind of crazy is why the lien price is so much higher what would you what would you say
is the reason why the price has like gone up like tenfold over the last few years
those prices is just unpredictable they don't make it no more right no they make different
It's just really unpredictable, bro.
Like, you know, like, but it's like something that doesn't really go down.
I don't know what stock or what crypto go up and don't really go down.
It might drop a little bit, but it doesn't go down.
It's never going to be in less demand.
Yeah, never, never.
I don't think so.
That's fucking weird.
It's like some people.
I know some people that was like sip served for the rest of their life, bro.
That shit crazy.
You know, I stop, I chill, I slow down.
I really just more like making music.
I'll be pulling up because it really just, that's my sound.
You feel?
But you weren't going to do that interview without pouring up.
No.
You had to crack a seal because...
I had to let him know it's real.
Because it's corny.
If you...
Like, that's why when you hear fools, like,
rapping to Maline, like crazy,
and you're never seen it in the video or in the music video or anything.
You're kind of like, I mean...
You know what they did?
This is exactly what happened.
Okay, Dubb on there.
Where the juice?
I see the juice.
It's going to pop the juice.
He popped the juice.
He's sipping.
That's like they...
It's like having a guest performance at your show.
Yeah.
From bite.
That's fire.
Like, there's...
Get like, who's starting today?
It's a pint of walk.
That's how much you be pouring, like, and like,
you have a personal.
Two, two.
Two, I go two for show.
Two is a session.
Two is me.
A night.
Because I work all day.
Yeah.
So I work all day.
I can't pull up during the day.
There's no way you can't catch me sipping anything during the day.
But after I don't change, I did that change suit two.
And I'm in suit three, ready for the vibes and to hit the studio.
And I'm about to go pull up somewhere.
You know, it goes two foe, maybe.
Like, I'm going to pull up here.
I'm going to pull up.
Now I'm slowing down
Because at first I'm moving a lot
So once I pull up now
It's just
Nah but one thing about your ass
Though you
That shit don't slow you down
You still wake up in the morning though
Yeah yeah
That's what I'm saying
Only a dude
I can't go more than that
He'd been doing this shit for a long time
If I drink a foe
I am sleeping until like 11 a night
And that's gonna fuck my whole day up
See me
I dropped the foe like two nights ago
One of my player partners was in town
And I'm like
Fucking I ain't seen this name
In a minute boom
Drop a foe
But my ass fake
didn't even sip the cup too much because I know
if I ought to have been
I would have been out.
So I'm really like, drop the foe.
You sip, I'll sip a little bit,
but I ain't really killing this cup.
I know how to do shit like that
where it don't fuck me up the next day.
But if I do sip,
I'm not waking up to like 10, 11, no sip,
I'm probably like eight, nine.
That's even going to bed like at two.
You never fuck with the pills anymore?
Not really.
Too many fake shit.
You know, unless I'm like,
with like one of my like partners and they like fuck you you know i know i know they okay cool we're gonna
pop a little irk tonight and just chill vibe out see what type of shit we're gonna come up with
you feel me but why they start calling it an irk perk irk i'm all that shit it's just a nickname
pick the pee off mm-hmm are you keeping it pee push your peas you keep in the poker are you
what's your piece there for poker porn porn porn porn definitely porn poker poker poker packing you out
parker parker um
The poker.
The same word, but, you know, I'm a rapper so I can go both ways.
You know, I'm a lot of go both ways.
Packs.
You can't feel fashion with a P.
Yeah.
You can?
Like fat for him.
Fat ass.
Why are you looking at me when you said it?
You're like fat ass.
Sick motherfucker.
It's a fatty.
Sick motherfucker.
Yo, but the people are loving the dub interview.
I got to tell you, what the fuck was that?
I don't know loud as hell.
That's one.
Snap, you got so many fun.
I don't think that.
Yeah, my shit, my shit on side.
It's just like, bro, so many people, like, again,
everybody trying to be a rapper.
And I'm not saying you can rap.
Everybody can't rap, but you're gonna miss out on the bag,
just focusing only on that.
He's a Twitch streamer now.
You feel what I'm saying?
Hey, this shit making money already.
That's all this, but it gets to a point where it's like,
I'm low-key fucking up the money doing this.
Like, okay, I go tonight, I'm hanging out with this,
I'll pull a foe, I'll wake up the next day,
at like one. Now, I don't miss all type of shit in the morning, and that's what's bringing my money in.
You know what I mean? So it's like, and I can't record during the day, so I only can record
that night. So it's like, you just got to learn how to structure that shit. I'm not saying,
stop doing it. But you just said, structure.
Structure. Like, okay, I'm doing this Monday and Wednesday, bro. You don't have the, you're not,
you can't do it every day like these niggas. One day you will be able to do it every fucking day
and it not affect you. But right now, bro, you got to keep the lights on. So you better
do something and then win your free time if you really want, cut something out.
and put the music in there, bars.
But don't put the music all the way at the top
if you really not like that, bro.
Going to get your ass a job.
Going to get your ass a hustle.
Going to fuck with this nigga.
Go and jump on the team of a nigga that rap.
But don't not release music for two years, like AD,
because he's really starving his fan base, man.
They're going to move on.
They're going to be listening to Almighty Jay.
Because the shit that I got is like next level
compared to everything.
You watch the jam video that we used your songs in?
Yeah, that's far.
You like it?
Yeah.
But it's like, you know, even too.
is like I jumped into some other games and got cracking on those so it feeds an itch you know what I'm saying
you know bro like you're saying like he got his fans no he just turned his fans from listening to
him to watching them bars you know sure that's all you do you're going to have fans what you want to do
I got fans do I want to play some music that they might play once or play twice or do I want to
sell them some clothes that they're going to keep on their back or what do I want to do I want to give
them something to watch I'm starting to feel like they really want to watch and you can learn
the game do it all yeah
You can do it all.
You got it like, it's a pyramid.
Which one is at the top?
And a lot of people act like they ain't got time, nigga.
We got time.
Like, I watch this nigga Adam, dude.
I'm like, I'll be waking up in the morning.
I'll be like, damn.
I'll wake up at 7, 8 o'clock.
From 7 to motherfucking 11 or 12, really.
It ain't shit going on.
I could put that to do something productive and build something else.
Like me now, I like building shit.
I like saying, like, even like the Twitch shit,
I started three weeks ago.
You feel?
It's already made me enough money that I'm like,
oh, this shit is fire.
I got to keep doing this shit.
You know what I'm saying?
Doing the podcast shit, doing shows, doing all type of shit.
And it gives you time.
I love music.
It gives you time to perfect your music.
It don't feel like you got to sit there and rush something out.
You could play it on Twitch.
So now you have a whole.
You know what I'm saying?
Like you ain't got it.
Like, okay, I'm putting it on these platforms.
That's cool.
But these are my fans that's eating everything I give.
I'm going to give you the music through right here.
Like, I'll give you my music through me.
my clothes.
You know what I mean?
Like all my shit is wrapped around
clothes now. It's the brand-
It's not wrapped around the juice
because the juice is with the clothes
and now the music is about the clothes,
not just the juice and it's about the hustle.
Kiki today was like kind of wowed
because he's watching me just crank out
interviews in a row like over and over and over
doing meetings about the fucking boxing match
shit in between.
Fucking
doing this.
He's like, you know, I could tell that it's getting him
geeked up because he's seeing how
fucking hard I go and how much content I can
creating one day how much shit I can get done
and it's like when I think about it I was
not like that when I was younger like it took me
years to be able to like really be able to bang
shit I like that. Well you put that battery in
both of our backs not in the bad
way. Yeah. You're sick ass.
No, but even... I'll batter your back.
See, there you go. No, but
even like yesterday like when we was on my
fucking Twitch, bro, you know how dope it
was for my brother to say, hey, I want to live
streaming this shit. He's fucking live
streaming the Twitch, you know what I'm saying?
With his YouTube and shit like that. I'm like
Damn, that's dope.
Like, nigger thinking, content now, content, content, content.
When he has, when Dove puts his clothes out, you feel me?
You feel me?
Process.
Bro, everything, even like this right now, that's an awful lot.
As soon as you think here, it's an awful lot.
Man, we just brought that bitches from the stun.
I said, bro, this nigga is really out here.
This nigga really, you buying this nigga shit everywhere, bro.
They really got these, like in stores and shit?
Yeah.
Yeah, that's what fuck me.
Yeah, that's what fucking.
Yeah, that's what I want.
He was going to the stores buying that shit.
Yeah, I'm going to bring all box bar.
Crazy.
Yeah, that motherfuckers is broke.
That's banana.
Shut up the big chief as well.
Stay big chief.
Big chief.
Big chief.
We're going to get the biggest.
The biggest.
We're going to get the fucking package.
You know what I'm saying?
Big chief.
We don't get,
we don't get snapped on the package because he's going to waste it.
Oh, God.
He's going to go to a son.
Doug,
Doug gave me a pack before.
I gave it to my name.
He got his homies to be smoking.
I ain't fucking with it.
Hey, you better make sure you fall through with that boxing match, man.
See you're going to jump in too?
What?
We are already in Bent talked.
It ain't fair, though.
You're going to be bad.
Why it's not fair.
They're already scared.
You've been calling niggas out for how long?
We're having a hard time finding somebody as light as him.
You know, he's only 125 pounds.
This nigga came to my show and called out Soldier Boy.
Who else you call out?
Man, I caught out every fucking rapper that on a box.
On some light, I don't know beef and shit, but just on some,
nigga I can box.
Almighty Jay and YK Osir's both acknowledge that they were cool.
Well, I'm saying, though, well.
Listen, Cuzzle is going to have to have a real opponent.
I already did that.
I just fought a real box and not.
Boxing, knocked his ass out.
He can only fight proes now.
No, I can't.
I can't. I can fight a rapper until me an exhibition.
It don't count.
Okay, you're right.
I'm talking about, like, little in size, he's going to dog him.
He need to fight somebody.
I told him get the boo game nigger.
He undefeated.
He weighs 40 pounds more than you.
I don't give a fuck.
They try to have me fight him.
They was like, you too big.
Yeah, you weigh like 300 pounds.
I already told him.
Let me.
You'll be a good fight.
I weighed 240.
2.
It'd be a good fight.
How much of you?
Two 80?
Now?
All that.
I lost some.
all that running and boxing this shit
that's the fuck that i ain't getting up for that
no that shit lit though
bro i ain't gonna lie bro it just be like it'll be like
an experience because the nigger have to give me like
three months to really get a trainer
yeah but me just squabbling where i'm like
see i do boxing i train it anyway 90 men
now that running that running is where it's count of you ain't in shape
boy that shit that's all i know dubs not lying about the lean
because he used to have the crazy lean gut for a while
yeah yeah that shit's like it's not it's like
I'm here, but I just went bigger on a t-shirt.
And then you own this shit.
You can put a medium on that motherfucker.
That's my fucking beat three-X.
You know what I'm saying?
You can't go like the mediums and largest.
But I'll be chilling, bro.
You fuck with the baggy jeans or skinny jeans these days.
Where's it at in terms of what you think is pop?
It depends, bro.
It all depends on like the fit.
Eddie, bro.
What the fuck is that you a living, right?
Right now, right now if I'm like, okay.
He's going to go out.
He stole that from a hotel.
Look at that.
He got that food in it.
Hey, I'm looking like, bro, why he's high?
What the fuck you drinking, boy?
He's drinking some hawks shit.
He stole it from the hotel.
It looks like you took it from the lobby of a hotel.
He do look like gasoline.
No, I seen leaves in that motherfucker.
Diesel mixed with lemon and...
I'd be so annoyed.
I show up and they got cucumber water.
I'm like, ugh.
I want the water so bad, but I don't want your fucking cucumber spit.
in there. The orange water is fire.
You're tripping. It tastes like cleaner.
When they be having the orange pills and the oranges
in the water? Give it a little, you know what I'm saying?
Hey, Adam, do people still be sending you a lot of clothes?
All kinds of random shit, yeah.
This right here, there's a shirt I just got in the mail.
He used to do, like, a little segment where he would, like,
spend, like, a whole show just thanking people for the clothes.
They said, like, somebody sent this.
We'll be doing at the end of the Tuesday show sometimes.
That's one thing I really want to do when we get into the stories.
I want to make it so that there's, like, a,
a little booth with like a camera in it or whatever.
So the same way that people pay money to give us their song to play on the live stream,
that people could go into this little booth and either rap or just introduce themselves or whatever
and then it gets played on the stream.
You want to put them in a booth?
In the store.
Like have like a little booth.
You can pay some money and you get like 60 seconds to say whatever you want to say.
Yeah.
Give them five minutes.
Maybe if we've really fucked with it.
No, don't go five minutes.
Don't go far.
Go like $60 for a minute.
one twint, like then you know you start getting higher,
but 60 seconds to say whatever was fit your final.
Like a kiosk?
Because when I think about it.
That's the time on Instagram.
That's all they need too.
When we have the store,
so many people would be showing up and like, yeah,
they might buy a t-shirt or whatever,
but really they're there because they want to get heard.
I remember motherfuckers standing across the corner
wrapping into a mic with a fucking amp and shit.
Yeah, just to get out of his attention.
Like, fuck Tyro.
Yeah.
Especially because you were so accessible,
they used to really just be pulling up on them
just to like, yeah, could I spit something?
Can I spit something?
I see your roll-off game is strong right now.
Hold on one minute.
He's a cold nigga.
Don't you see me doing something?
It got so out of control.
Like, it was just like to the point where I would go outside to talk to somebody for five minutes
and all of a sudden, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.
Yeah.
In hindsight, I don't know how you stay down at that long.
And I didn't have security and I wasn't strapped up or anything.
And I don't know what the fuck I was thinking.
It sounds crazy.
But, you know, it's like you don't realize that you're that high profile until you're
You know, it kind of like, it just slowly happens to the point where, you know, sometimes
I was like even walking around at the hotel where I walk into a restaurant, all of a sudden,
I get eye contact from like four people.
And I'm just like, oh, fuck.
Like, does everybody know me now?
I know it's not true, but like, you're talking like young dudes.
Mom, that's that point, nigga.
Oh, no.
What would be like, okay, so like right now you would be considered if it was music and
independent artists.
You kind of got your own network.
I'm chancellor rapper.
Nigel, go wash your hands.
Picking my ears.
Is that cool?
What would be like the next thing?
Like, you know, like, if you used to ask me, duh, what would be the next if, like,
will somebody buy you and do this, what, like, would a network be like, we want to give you a show?
Would you go show, daytime show?
Oh, fuck that.
We get independent.
Yeah, but what check would have to be?
Yeah, but what check would have to?
Hey, you see how you said that, though?
They can't pump me on TV.
What check, though?
What check?
That's the whole thing.
Because you got legal numbers to show your streams.
and everything.
So somebody could see that and be like,
okay, we'll give you this time,
what you're making times five,
just to be on a network.
You can still do everything you're doing.
What check would it take for you to join?
I would never.
Five.
Work with anyone.
Ever.
10 M's.
I don't fucking know.
I mean, it would have to,
you know,
if I got the right deal,
sure, I would do something.
But whenever I hear people talk about doing TV,
even like pretty well-known people,
like they end up shooting a pilot,
putting all this work into something.
They don't know what the fuck is going to happen from that.
I'm too used to just.
just doing shit for YouTube and just getting paid based on how many people were fucking with it, you know?
Yeah.
If somebody offered me my shit, I'm like, damn, like, you will give me that for me to, like, give you this?
They try to buy cough, sir.
For sure.
Most of the time when I go to, like, certain, like, if you're going to see me court side or something,
it's somebody that's trying to be like, look, bro, we're fucking with you.
Right.
We're trying to buy in.
How you feel about that?
It's just kind of be letting me know how much this shit is really worth.
Like, you think, like, right now, like, you think you grinding every day,
cool, I'm making money, I'm making money,
da, da, da, but then, like, at the end of the year
when you look at, like, yo, yo, you can
use, even if you're selling through cash shop, and you're selling
through all of them numbers added up,
if it's going to a business account,
you say your business made, let's say
$500,000, a company
will give you five times that.
If you can show legally making
$500,000, you know what I mean?
But, okay, hypothetical number, say somebody gives you
$5 million. No, I make
that name. But his shit? No. I make that.
Okay, but say something gives you
50 pieces.
$20 million.
That's what that's what they was talking about.
And I'm sitting there like a dub right now and I could do this shit again.
Yeah, but that's the question is like how much is that fuck up your momentum in life and how you even view yourself?
Because for me, I've thought about like, imagine if I sold no jumper.
It's like, what the fuck what I do.
Like, how could I?
That's what he was telling me.
There's no way they'll be able to do it.
More porn and poker.
They can't do it.
That's the thing.
If there was to buy it, they can't do it without you.
They still need you.
So you, like what they'll do, they'll do.
pay you still give you stocks
and give you a percentage.
Kind of like Michael Jordan, how they got the Jordan deal.
Yeah. You're right. I am like Michael Jordan.
No, you're not. Yes, I am. And he's still making
damn near, what, 15%?
So if they gave me 50%
20 mil and just say, you can still do
everything, it ain't even, we're trying to say
it's ours. You're going to stay the creative director.
We're just going to pay you this. That's what fucking
Virgil did, bro. He sold off white.
Yeah. Sold it. It's still him. He still
works for it. He still get paid. But he got
this big chunk. So if somebody
like we'll give you 20 ms this is still gonna be your shit
we just all of these things is going to us and we're cutting you a check
but you got 20 ms right now and every month we're still going to pay you based off
your ratings it's a crazy thing to think about that's what I fucked me up bro I'm sitting
eating pasta with this nigga like oh man bro so all I got to do is show them that and
that and get me that like 20 ems and then it's like if your shit drop it's less
you know what I mean but now it's like okay if they multiplies in times five I got to go
hard, 22.
I'm trying to go 50 years.
You can double that number.
I can double it, bro.
If I made that this year,
but if you double that,
you can sit back and be like,
Nick, I did it.
That's the other thing, too.
It's like, you have to give me something
that I can't see myself making in five years.
The crazy part is that most rappers
do that effectively
in the very, very beginning of their career
to a label.
They basically just sell off the whole fucking operation.
They sell off of their buzz
and one, two.
You know what I mean?
And get peanuts.
That's how little they believe in themselves
long time.
I never knew.
If you don't really believe in yourself long term, then, I mean, yeah,
take the fucking $100,000 signing bonus and, like.
And that $100,000 is just a multiple of, like, you probably really work 20 or 10.
So they're going to multiply that times five, not tripping because $100,000 ain't shit to them.
Yeah.
Because these are big-ass fucking record labels, bro.
$100,000 is like $100 to us.
I know a rapper who got signed.
They gave him like $2 million.
This dude is just a random-ass drug addict.
He ain't even really like that.
That's the other thing.
Nobody looks like a rapper, bro.
You have a plan with this money.
No habits to kill you.
For real.
Because I'll take that 20-M and I'll have everything.
He's out here and getting rappers hooked.
I'll take that.
I'll take that to any of just start all type of shit.
I'll just call it a rope game.
You got right now on me.
You're going to steal this shit.
He already stole my roach.
Give me that.
That's the best part.
No, I'm saying if you stole no jumper,
just have another one called rope game.
Oh, man.
I ain't joining that shit.
AD convinced me that the rope game name ain't cool
because he's very paranoid about racist stuff.
I didn't say that.
He felt like it comes off racist.
Bro, that was like the, you know,
when I first heard it, I was like, rope game?
Bro, when you're at the crowd.
Some white niggins saying that shit?
Like, imagine y'all holding some rope.
You would fucking Josh in a thumbnail.
It would look racist.
Okay, you're right.
They cleaned you up before you got hit.
That's good.
Rope is nut, for the record.
That's what it came from.
We were calling it.
Because, like, when you're nut, it's like, wait, don't do that, my way, no.
It's like multiple ropes come out, you know?
Your come comes out in ropes.
And in porn and shit, they'll be like, oh, man, like, he's really talented.
He has hell of ropes.
He's got ropes on deck.
That's where the rope game came from.
I thought rope game was before he was doing porn.
It was, but it was just a joke.
So he's just been a sick fun since then.
You know how you think of a name that later on you have a reason for the name?
Like, I just was calling myself that that really do make sense.
He's spoken into existence.
Yeah, why are you done?
Because of the double-o.
What's that?
Gang shit.
Oh.
Double-o.
My home boy used to be like a, he stuttered.
So he'd be like, duh.
Double.
Dub.
So we just went to Dub.
Are you tiny dub?
No, tiny dub.
Baby Dub.
Tiny Dub.
Tiny Dub.
No.
Tiny dove?
No, just dove.
Just right.
What was the Dust?
It is a little double-O, though.
What's Desto?
Desto.
That's just my crew.
That was your original.
Because somebody commented on the video and said they bought a desk shirt.
from you way back in the day.
Yeah, yeah, like my boys was the music group.
We had a gang, little crew car, desk those.
Don't have a stress.
What, overdose, right?
Overdose, yeah.
So, yeah, from there.
How big did overdose get?
They was booming in the city.
I don't know.
And this nigga wouldn't say nothing.
You tell, bro, you'll tell me, it would be so funny
because I don't think that was the biggest in the world.
And then you'll go somewhere like, yeah, I'm with overdose, who.
You'll go to the subway over the overdose, like, oh yeah, that's on.
They're like, oh yeah, that's on.
But to me, they were the biggest in the world.
At one point, right, you were the biggest.
the morning time they had the best videos like on the west coast the person that did
the videos now was like did like want a grammy or some shit for the little naws first video
and then he did like some nike commercials oh that yeah calmatic well fuck car
remember about little nyes yes i remember yeah oh cut that well fuck cut
no jump of history right there i got one homie whenever he sees me all he says is oh could that
a fuck her
that was like
amazing game changer man
uh
fuck scott
fuck scott how you feel about
a crick mac i tapped you in
yeah that's my boy
you can politic with crick mac
yeah i fuck with crick mac
that's hard
it's funny that you got
crick mac in here yeah
because I fuck with the 50s
all of his homies and shit
that's why he probably tapped in like
devil low like hold on
you know for a long time
I never knew him but I know like
you know over there like
he used to be mama K
She stayed on, like, 54th.
That was, like, you know, like, right after 50, you know what I mean?
Who's Mama Kay?
The Mama Kay, she, like, you know, like, every hood got, like, the mama that, like,
whenever shit go down, you run to her house, you know.
You get to hang out.
She got all of the sons and the nephews there.
So everybody always there.
She's always taking care of you feeding you.
Everybody got, like, that hood, grandma on the block.
My head doesn't have a mama.
Yeah, Hashbrown.
Hasbrown town, no mom.
My grandma was dad, but that shit backfired because my homeboy,
they caught a, yeah, they caught a,
murder case and they had pictures of my grandma.
They told me, yeah, yeah.
I said, they was just a bro, my homie.
I swear to God, my homie spider, he got out.
He was like, hey, they come and raise your house next.
And I had to tell my grandma, I said,
Grandma, they possibly about to raid
this house. Did they do it?
No. But they was tapping the phones.
See, Mama Kaye, one of them ones, like, they're about to
what? Okay, y'all get the guns, take them out the back.
Okay, y'all throw them over the fence, tell them
to grab them, and y'all get the fuck out of here.
Oh, my grandma, she wouldn't do it. She probably would have
told it on me.
I'm going to keep it.
That's the kind of grandfather I would like to do.
The enemies is rolling around.
Y'all stay your ass in the hops.
They're killing y'all like flies shit.
You know any like gang banging old ladies like that?
Yeah.
Really?
My grandma, my dad's mom.
Really?
Harlem Crip.
Don't play with her.
Because they been there so alone, bro.
They've seen everything.
So it's like no more sweet shit.
It's not sweet shit.
Like, I'm watching your hands in your pockets.
I'm trying to meet some gangstress.
I don't need y'all here longer than y'all need to be here.
Meet my grandma.
Grandma Bunny.
Bunny?
Yeah, we call her.
How did she get that name?
She's hopping around?
All her sons is from Harlem from the 30s.
She grew up with Martin Luther King at 39th.
That's why I used to go every fucking Saturday.
Really?
Well, all my little cousins and shit like that, yeah.
If we could assemble a panel of Gang Bang and grandmas, I think that would be really good.
Well, I don't think my granny could come over here.
Really?
I'm not with that snitch shit.
She's on the camera?
What?
She wanted to fuck with us?
Why not?
That's that new shit.
I ain't with that shit.
You want to know, like, one of my earliest memories, how I knew, like, my family was, like,
affiliated with shit.
Over there at King Park, which is like a
terrible fucking park if you know in L.A.
Okay. Me and my cousins
used to go to this park all the time.
We used to go in there, nigga. Everybody used to do
backflips and all type of shit like that. One of my
cousins' homeboys, he's doing
backflips and shit.
Younger, well, not younger, but older blood
comes up to the park, right?
Niggott don't even know about colors like that and everything like
that. He's like, hey, do that backflip
again. And the guy's like,
no, I'm tired. I can't do it. He's like,
Blood, I said do the backflip again.
He's like, no, I can't do it.
And then after that, he was like, I'm going to tell my brother,
blood socks the nigga in the nose, right?
Me and my little cousins, we scared.
We run, ah, we're out of there.
You feel me?
We go tell my grandma,
Granny, let's just say she had a blammy pack of her own,
brought her shit out and told us to walk to the park with her.
That's when I was like, all right.
I don't come from some normal fucking family like that.
You don't ever let your daughter's cheat to blame me?
Never.
Never.
You think she would be disturbed?
She knows, though.
Because even like the shit I send you with my daughter now,
it'd be like mind blowing to me the type of shit she tells me.
And when she texts me, like,
she's literally reading no jumper comments about her.
When did she realize that there was a no jumper clip
about you talking about her?
Oh, because I fucking, you send it to her?
No, her mom said something about it.
And then her thing is, is that my dad is talking about me.
So she's moving like, oh, I'm famous.
now. You know what I'm saying? So the fact that a clip came out
that says 80's daughter is doing this, doing that. She's running with that. Like, yeah.
I didn't know that the thumbnail guy was going to put a photo
of her in the thumbnail. He did? Yeah. Why the fuck did he do that?
I don't know where he got it or anything. He probably went on your Instagram.
Man, tell thumbnail, nigga, to take that down. He ain't supposed to do that. I didn't know that.
You saw the clip and you didn't realize that? It's not on there when I clicked on it.
Oh, you probably just got a link.
Fuck
You thumb-neill, nigga
All right
Alerting Patrick
Patrick
I'm gonna beat your ass
You better change it
What uh
So what she
I mean that was awkward though
Your daughter was like reading
Like creepy comments
Yeah but she was like
I'm a kid
She said I'm a kid
She said daddy
This comment is suss
I'm like oh yeah
This shit
She's using the word
Shown of Uncle G suicide to build
Her using the word
Suss
Kind of blew my mind too
Oh
All of this shit
That she's been telling me
I'm just like
I'm like, wow, like, she's not no little girl no more.
Like, she knows everything.
Dude, I'm finally hooked on Euphoria.
Euphoria is fire.
See my boy Little Meat on there?
No, I'm on.
Oh, no, he ain't seen the first episode of this shit.
But this is a new show?
You ain't seen Euphoria?
No.
Second season, my boy, little Mitch.
What it's about?
It's about a bunch of fucking high school kids.
I ain't seen no high school like that.
It's the most lit high school ever,
but it's a bunch of fucking grown-ass people who are in there, like, late 20.
playing high school kids.
So it's weird because it's like
the chicks are like grown-ass women.
They got huge tits and shit.
But they're playing teenagers.
I ain't gonna lie though.
The actors do look like teenagers.
They're pulling it off.
Yeah.
Like it ain't like these other fucking shows
where they play in high school.
Even the dude, the fucking one dude is fucking,
he's super cut up.
Like, nobody in high school
was looking buff like that motherfucker.
It's different high school.
Yeah, I don't know that.
And then, I mean...
It was a school called Cover City High, bro.
Motherfucking used to be grown.
That was a party school.
Yeah.
with cars, parents.
Like, these are the kids
where the parents
are the kids where the parent is out of town
for weeks.
And dripped out.
Parents is out of town for weeks,
so they got the keys,
they feed themselves.
They go, like, they hungry,
they go out to dinner.
You know, these are grown-ass kids.
And, like, the elementary is connected
to the middle school.
That's connected to the high school.
So, like, you're down there.
When you're in middle school,
you're already in high school
because you're around high school kids.
That's crazy.
Bro, I'm talking about they grown, bro.
Like, at 17, you think these are like 22,
23.
Places like that.
euphoria in the world.
Yeah, for sure.
Like, a lot of kids, I got a lot of fucking money and
their parents is gone all the time.
Like, you can see that happening.
It's weird because they filmed it in L.A.,
but then they never mentioned that it's L.A.
So it doesn't seem like it's L.A.
It's definitely happening in L.A.
That's crazy.
Well, they filmed in L.A. for sure.
I knew that, like, because when I was a little,
I was little until I jumped out
and you wasn't little, bro.
But, like, I wasn't, like,
13, 14, about 15.
That's when you kind of...
These kids are, like, 12 at, like,
16, 17.
Yeah, LA, kids grow.
Like, I was watching the Kardashians show.
Them little girls were putting makeup on in full faces and, like, the mom is buying
them makeup at, like, 11 and 10.
Yeah.
Damn.
Kids doing hell of drugs and shit on that show really got you worried about, like.
That's the first time I heard of fentanyl was from that show.
I swear to God.
I did not know what fentanyl was.
And then I'm like, what the fuck is fentanyl?
Then I just started seeing after that show, I started hearing about everybody dying from
Phenonnell.
You started listening to ESTG and he just keep rapping about it?
Yeah.
That's your five.
We got fentany all bars on deck.
The fitty bars.
The fent changed everything.
Want to change your life?
You ain't going to make a shirt that has the penthouse logo and it says Fenthouse?
Oh, my God.
A million dollar idea.
For sure it is.
Can't do that, though.
That's so insensitive.
A awful lot of fintin.
Yeah, but you think that...
Don't do that.
It's an awful lot of fintnuff.
You don't think that at some point in the corporate takeover of awful lot of coughs.
serve that they might be like, hmm, should we really give, like, how much could we really do
with this brand given that it, the name itself is a reference to a hard core.
He's going to get another brand deal.
That's an awful lot of honey nigerios.
That's all they're going to do.
They're going to start having an awful lot of everything, bro.
You can put that in front of anything.
Anything.
In my 20 M&Ms.
If you're going to do a store, like, do you think about doing that?
That's an awful lot of, but not putting the stores.
No, I can't, bro.
My downtown store, I put my face, a double cup, and cough syrup all on the same fucking billboard.
Man, my motherfucker is a hot zone.
Like, I think the police is trying to catch Pokemon in front of my store.
How much they're looking in my shit.
You're going to switch it?
No, it's like, I ain't doing shit, bro.
I'm too rich to, like, do anything illegal now, bro, at all.
You feel me?
Like, sibling, that's not illegal, nigga.
Like, you smoking weed, that's not illegal.
You feel me?
Like, but I can't, I'm not doing nothing what's going to get me in trouble.
Yeah.
But they own it.
Like, they'd be looking at my shit.
Like, bro, chill, I'm selling clothes.
Like, a nigga in the Rose Royce can get this from selling clothes.
You scared the shit out of me with that story about the cops pulling you over.
Yeah, bro.
They went inside the store.
That shit was crazy, bro.
I was down there ready to move out of L.A. after that shit, the police pooped me so much.
Damn.
They walked.
They took some keys out of my car, went to my door, said, we're going to open the door.
Do you have a problem with it?
But I'm on probation.
So I'm like, bro, y'all going to do whatever fuck y'all want to do, bro.
So this is your store, right?
I said, bro, I'm a black man.
I do not own anything on the other way.
Are you like, is this your store?
Shit.
And they took some keys, opened the door, went inside,
came out, said, we didn't find that thing going to lock it up.
I didn't lock it up.
Like, I'm not going down there so y'all can say this was here.
Yeah, plans of shit.
Yeah.
Bro, why the keys didn't fit the door?
I don't know how they opened my door.
That's scary, right?
Wow.
I don't know if they got a set of keys.
They picked a lot.
I don't know how to fuck.
They get inside my store.
They got hip hop police in L.A.
They say they don't, but who knows?
They got them in New York.
Very specific dudes.
Like, hey, no, you're supposed to go to Starlets.
I'm like, what the fuck?
No, Detroit got that shit for sure.
You need a wood?
Yeah, I do.
Oh.
Because he's like, fucking, he's taking the mic
and fucking sweeping it around and shit.
Flatting the pile out.
I don't want to fuck up the box.
No, you go.
I'm about ripped that motherfucker.
I'll be open them like this.
Can't do the homie.
Yes, I said.
Now with the homie face on it.
He can't do that.
Oh, man.
All right, I'm going to bring up a topic.
Who saw the video of NLEE Chapa
getting ran down on by an NBA
young boy fan in the airport?
He had all.
He had that shit on.
He did have that shit on.
He had that shit on.
That might have been day two rocking that shit.
I seen him wearing that for a day or two.
Hey, that was orange, bro.
Man, I need that one, dog.
But that shit was crazy
because here you have a rap,
a fan of a rapper
running up on an actual rapper.
I just wonder why he's by itself, though.
At the airport?
That's what I'm saying.
That shit don't cost nothing.
Y'all got all this.
And all this.
It looked like I think he had a homeboy
one person with him, right?
No.
No, he's by itself.
We're bad.
You can't see the fan who's saying it.
So who knows the dude could be a fucking
6 foot 5, 300 pound fucking
Crip Mac looking ass motherfucker
out here starting to fight with him, you know?
But no matter.
I've seen what happened.
The dude says some weird shit.
He did it.
He did it thing, but he slipped because he had on sandals.
He did he had on flip flops too.
Did you see him?
Was there another angle where you get to actually see the guy?
I showed another one.
What do he look like?
It's like a little light skin, like a little light skin do with the yellow hoodie on, right?
Yeah.
Man, that shit says some shit and he didn't even swing first.
He like jumped at him.
And he looked down like, look wrong with this nigg.
If you were chopping in that situation, though, how you feel about a situation like that,
are you ready to just going to full war mode in the airport?
That's the thing.
It depends on how smart and how rich you are.
That's really what it comes down to because people.
say like oh if I was this I do that no you wouldn't bro because it's going to cost you more
to retaliate like sure I was in the car driving from the Rams game some dude walking on the car
I'm with my player partner smoking dude like hey let me hit the blunt but my this is my boy car
and he got the windows down and my head's like why do you have a window I guess he don't want to
smoke in his car you know it's like a brand new G-wack so I'm smoking we drive and do like let me hit the blunt
and I don't look at him like what man he ain't about to hit my blood like what's wrong with you
bro, hit the bloody gear.
The nigga, like, jumped at the car.
I'm like, so with this nigga.
Then he threw a pack of ketchup inside the car.
Oh, shit.
What kind of dude?
Bro, like a bummy dude.
A bummy dude.
But then it's like, I'm sitting right here.
We're in traffic.
He just did that weird shit.
I'm literally ready to open the door
and really just whoop his ass.
Because, like, you can tell, like,
I can literally just whip your ass right now,
like, I can just grab you and fuck you up,
dog your shit.
But then it's like, the police right there at the corner.
It's going to cause a big scene.
I'm with my player partner who, we're talking about 20 M's.
That's embarrassing.
You're keeping it pee.
I had to keep it pee.
You feel me?
I literally just set back.
You feel me?
I wouldn't even want, because it's like it's going to cause to, what?
Somebody beat them up.
But the thing is, if you're in Ali Chopper in that video,
there's a lot of value in you whooping somebody's ass on camera, don't you think?
Panali chop in you.
Because it's like the fans want to see that shit from you so bad that in that situation,
it's like there is a relatively low standard
to disrespect that you should be willing to tolerate
it as a rapper on camera
knowing how it's gonna look.
But he reacted already.
He was ready to whip his ass.
Literally.
It just didn't the sandals,
bro.
They fucked them up.
Like,
you were supposed to step out the sandals.
Oh, Jesus.
And just like, you were supposed to back up, man.
But even if the nigga wanted to sue in Lee Chaplin,
he loses.
You feel me?
No, you got him on camera, like, jumping.
Like, that's threatening me.
Like, I thought you was going to swing at me.
But you know, you know,
you know what these motherfucking people.
No, he's gonna lose money regardless, but that's just like, okay, again, how much money do you have?
Yep.
Okay, like, you're gonna, one thing you can get disrespected or you rather spend $30,000,
on a lawyer, but you never got disrespected and it kind of give you more street credit,
might even get more album sales.
So how much money do you have?
Do you have 30,000 to lose on whipping this nigga ass?
I'm not even risking losing a bracelet right now, you feel me?
Like, you got, you might lose a chain, you might lose a watch.
You could lose a lot of shit in that quick second, so how smart are you?
You think it would be a young boy sent this?
fan to perform us.
No. No. No. I'm worried about that.
That d'n't be in the own
not worried about. I don't even think he worried
about half the shit that's rolling right now. That's how real
the young boy fan base is.
They'll run down on a rapper in the airport.
That's how big the cloud is, bro. He just looked. It could
have been anything. He just found the reason.
If that fan would have seen
Alex off of the airport
who didn't let thug at him on the jet,
he probably would have did the same thing.
Do you think that that fan gets honorarily
accepted into and
put on with 4K, Trey,
after that.
I don't think you can put on,
but I think they should send them
like a little, you know,
follow them from.
Like a gang care package or something.
Send them a gift card.
No, the homies should fly out to pack them out.
They ain't going to send nothing.
It's just one of the ones.
If you want to get put on no jumper,
you're just a fan.
You got to let AD and D.
the shit out of you for a few minutes.
I don't want to do that.
You don't want to be the charge?
Kiki.
And suicide.
You're in charge of putting people
on no jumper now.
Yeah, we're going to put them on somewhere else.
They can be doing our bid.
No, Central
You want to join
No Jumper.
We need you to deposit $10,000.
Yep.
And we need
Normandy.
Western ass.
I ain't giving no pass.
I seen Chapa make a song to the fucking
Cremack song.
I'm like,
what is happening?
This is insane.
Bro,
Cremack is rolling on like Instagram and TikTok.
Yo, they love him.
He's like the most viral dude in the world.
He said,
on 50,
fashion street.
And then he says something.
like everybody be taking the voice and redoing it.
Mm-hmm.
All right, Tony.
That's the best one right there.
I was watching the first interview.
He was so different in that video.
Like, I don't know.
He just was acting.
Like, I feel like now I see more of the real version.
I can watch both of those interviews and it never gets over.
Three.
We have a three Pete.
What's the third one?
You got three interviews.
The first two got way more views than the last one.
Bro, he's a phenomenal.
No, no.
And the Patreon episode where he writes.
eating a jambalaya.
He ate rice and cheese out of the girl's ass.
That was a brand deal.
That dude paid it.
This is what he'd be doing in the spare of time, bro.
We did what?
So I had Crip Mac on the podcast,
and we do a Patreon thing at patreon.com slash no jumper
or Onlyfans.com slash no jumper.
And basically we do like X-rated episodes.
So C-Mack came through with two big booty sitches, as he puts it.
That's a satch.
That's a bitch one of a bait.
Yeah.
Hey, that's the over here,
no key knelling all these voice things,
though for real.
He's a tragic of.
voices of the impressions here.
Never commit suicide.
So the girls were just telling
all kinds of crazy stories. They started twirking
and shit. So a dude
gave him money to bring his food
on, like a dude who sells food
on Instagram or whatever. So Crick Mack
in here with like eight cases
of fucking like rice and cheese
and beans and all this weird shit.
Like I don't even know what it was. It might have been some
fries in there, whatever. I thought it was Jimbalaya.
And I gave the girl $300
for him to eat the fucking
food out of her ass.
He put it all over her butt
and he was going crazy.
I wasn't using a spoon.
I was going on face the ass.
Oh, just straight in there.
And that's not even fresh out the shower.
It was like,
it was like,
one around all day.
It was like he didn't have to,
but he was going crazy putting his face
fully in her pussy and her asshole.
Oh, he was on freaky shit there.
And this is available on OnlyFans.com
slash no jumper for the record.
$5, man.
What are you waiting for?
$10, sorry.
But we do that every week.
We got a different one.
In this week's episode, we got two bikini baristas from Portland,
and they're basically just talking about all the slutty shit that they'd be doing out there.
They work in like a coffee shop, but they're in bikini.
Okay.
Are you looking for a job because I'm trying to open up a coffee shop?
That's my new venture.
See, I don't know if you could do bikini coffee out here.
Why could it?
Why could it?
Discriminate what somebody wants to wear?
I'm not saying she going bottom bikini, but...
They have bikini bars out here.
I don't even want her to go bikini.
I just like, if you are, you a good barista,
and you can go, like, you know, cutting the shirt.
You know what I mean?
Like cropped hot.
Yeah, like hooters.
Just look like a real whore.
But I for sure.
Give her some jeans with the cutouts on the side.
I'm gonna have her off a lot.
Don't wear no Jankos, bitch.
You're fired.
You come to work with, anybody come to work with those on here.
You're fired.
You can't work for me.
Go home and change your clothes.
Your employees don't wear a mask?
Yeah.
They have to?
Yes.
Or what?
People will show up and give them tickets from time to time?
Bro, come on running a real legal business right now.
If they don't wear their mask and they
come in there and give them a ticket. Fine, I got to pay that far.
That's really how it works, though? Just walk into your business and give you a ticket.
Uh-huh.
God, damn.
It goes up like any other ticket, so it'll be like $1,000.
You don't pay it now.
$2,000 for not wearing a mask?
Uh-huh.
Make sure you wear your mask.
Hey, your shit, I can't tell who's an employee and who's not, though.
So you have a pretty good get-out-of-jail-free card, I think.
Yeah.
Hey, you don't work here.
It ain't like staples where every employee got a red turtleneck or a red college shirt or whatever.
They just in cough shirt.
That's real.
I'm in cough syrup.
I used to have some employees that was just too comfortable,
but like coming to school.
Like the fluffy house shoes.
Nah.
Like, come on, bro.
Like, I get it.
I know you had some rude awakenings
because you hire fucking, like, your friends
and your family and shit.
Like, obviously, just because they're related to
doesn't mean they're going to be a good employee.
No, it's like, you hired them
because you can trust them,
but that does not mean they're good employee.
Like, yeah.
I'm trying to get, like,
everybody like fill out like applications right now a lot of times what you need my social for if they
don't have a job there's a reason you can't do that something wrong a lot of times if somebody needs a job
there's a reason for sure for sure like you know that's the one thing you figure out pretty quick
if nobody else is trying to hire them there might be a reason oh okay where's my list at we got
i know we got some other topics oh yeah yeah how are we feeling about Kanye and kim and uh kim keeping
from his kids at the birthday party.
I can't believe that.
That's cool.
Because she was getting freaky with Pete Davidson.
I heard like he had to walk up and the security wouldn't let my boy through.
How you feel the security telling you like you can't come to your life?
It's like when you go to a club and you know you the nigger, but you got to stand there and wait for somebody to come and get you.
You said what, John?
You know those are two.
Yeah.
Well, oh, you're talking about the security shit?
No, they said at the birthday party.
That's at the party.
That happened at the birthday party.
And I think it also happened another time.
It also happened after there was like a school day where he dropped the kids off
to school and then they wanted him to come back.
That's what Josh is talking about.
But I guess when he got to the party, they was going to stop him with collier
and that's what they said.
I just think you going to like your homeboy event and they stop you, you like, bro, I know
the nigga.
They were like, sure you do.
That happens all the time in the rap game.
You'd be trying to get backstage.
It don't matter of your best fucking friends with a person's security, always tripping on you.
And they're not coming.
They're not answering their phone.
Yeah.
Like trying to get backstage at a show and you don't have all your passes and shit intact.
It is a fucking nightmare, bro.
Oh, yeah.
How about you tell the motherfucker had that shit ready?
Are you walking the door with him?
That's why I don't go to where.
It's too much of a pain in the ass.
You got to know how to move.
You got to know how to wiggle.
You really got to know how to wiggle.
But I get it like, well, snap, y'all.
They better have shit ready because we coming in plus extra mode.
Yeah.
We need as much as we can.
Plus, we're going to wiggle the rest of them in.
Yeah.
I just had to do that.
What was the last festival that came of rolling love?
I'm like, brady, y'all not know I'm the needy.
You came to the section.
We was having fun.
That shit was crazy.
Josh, bring up the donations.
We're going to keep talking about.
Bring up the donations.
Anybody wants to donate $10 or more.
We're going to read your donations
and answer your questions or whatever you want.
Keep going.
Where are you guys on?
Yeah.
I just had to like swindle like.
Then passes, huh?
But like anybody know when you go into a festival
if like after you park and walk in,
it's the people selling the passes.
It's like the first people.
Then if you walk a little bit,
more as people in the middle, some of them a little bit cheaper.
So I had a pass.
I'm locked in.
I got all type of wristbands on my shit.
But I'm with like my camera bull dude, like two other people.
So I bought three passes from a dude on the corner.
One of them was a vendor pass.
So then we walking in, they do not let us in at all.
So now I'm like, fuck, we walk back.
And then a dude, like, I see somebody I know.
They're like, what up, nigga?
Can you get a dude?
Like, bro, y'all got to have a vendor pass to walk through this.
my boy got one
now he at my boy escorted
all of us into the fucking shit
I was like that shit fire
that shit's so annoying
um Josh can you scroll down to the
beginning of the show
here we go
what's the big screen behind me
Michael Mitro
said likes are free
one to three said caca
cacao
uh
shout out Michael Matro
he's always done in on here
scroll that
Caleb McPhee said
big fan of the pod could you get Sam Hyde on?
Could you get more conservative people on your panel like
Nick Fuentes or I Hypocrite also get
Tato on? Wow, that is such an eclectic
group of people right there. I don't know if... I don't know none of them.
Tato necessarily...
I don't know. Kick it with them. I don't know.
Those are all very, very different people. I don't know who half of them are.
How does host only get COVID on Tuesday's SMH?
I think we are all kind of wondering that.
How does Housephone only get COVID?
one day of the week.
I don't know, but he sent a picture in the hospital today.
He was definitely in the hospital.
He knew that we might not necessarily believe him unless he showed his proof.
Group check.
You sleeping on the Aussie drill scene, get on it?
Okay.
Desto Deb needs a store in Oakland.
Let's go.
Where should I put it in Oakland?
What's your main target outside of Los Angeles for a local store?
Oakland is a little rough.
I'm going to have to talk to my business manager for that one.
No, where I'm selling that to Texas?
I sell out in Texas.
Texas.
That makes sense.
And in Atlanta and in New York, I do good in New York too.
You could go crazy in Texas for sure.
Yeah, so I'm gonna go Atlanta, Texas, New York.
What's the one that got like the duck on there?
That shit's fire.
Yeah.
That was a design I made for a drop I did at Westers in Miami.
A duck?
It's like a duck.
It's like a remake of like one of them old, retro Miami, U of M, U of M ducks.
You know what I mean?
What about Ernie and the Rubber Ducky?
from Ernie and Bert.
We ain't went rubber ducky yet,
but, you know, my daughter is starting to clothing line,
so we might go rubber duck down her shirt.
That's an awful lot of rubber duck.
Can your daughter model for my daughter's clothing line?
Oh, I would love that.
That's fine.
I was thinking about how crazy that's going to be when our kids hang out.
Yeah.
And my kid's going to be bigger than your kids.
Probably smack her around a little bit.
Yeah, my ain't a lot.
Like, I'm like, I'm burnt.
I'm a burnt daddy.
So, like, yo, she's going to be coming back to you.
Like, Daddy, I want one of these.
Like, Uncle Doug got me.
You feel like my daughter is about to be like, she burnt.
Whenever I'm like I was shopping or whatever
I fucking will like see
like the Gucci overalls
for the one year old and I'll be like
damn what you talking about?
I was reading some of donations
they do this shit every week
$5 supporting Duna's weight loss
program. How is giving us money
supporting Duno losing weight?
You ain't got a V's interview yet? Every
week they do this.
V's front on we had a schedule and then he
canceled for some reason. They had to go to a show
and I hit him up trying to schedule it again.
So I'm still waiting.
V's hard.
That is so hard.
Dude.
This shit go crazy.
No, but yo, I be in the Gucci store looking at the fucking little kid outfits and
stuff thinking about buying it.
And then I'm just like, probably.
They grow out of it.
Is just so bad.
Am I going to spend $400 so she could take one Instagram photo?
Because I mean, she wears it is going to get dirty as fuck.
She can get food on it, slobber on it, et cetera.
And then she's not going to fit into it in like two months.
I say you do it for a birthday.
I just do it for, yeah.
I do it for the holidays.
I do it for the holidays.
You know what I mean?
Like, let's say Thanksgiving.
We burberry Thanksgiving.
So I might get like an extra outfit for her to wear if I'm like pulling up somewhere
with her.
But like, hell no.
Like you Oshkosh, all that.
Babies are us.
They still got Oshkosh.
I don't know.
Fuck.
People send me kids shirts now.
So my kid got all kinds of weird shirts.
That's fire.
That's fire.
Yeah.
The kids is the future.
They are.
What do you see?
Like, what would you want your daughter to do when she grows up?
Like, what do I want to do?
to do.
Yeah, like, you know, like, okay, I wanted to be a scientist.
Anything?
What is a scientist, though?
Like, have you ever met a scientist?
I swear to God, in my 30-something years of living, I never met like, yeah, what's up,
what's your name?
I'm a scientist.
I'm a scientist.
Because, think about the people that you surround yourself with.
Bro, I didn't been around every type of person.
Not scientists.
Not scientists.
I don't have been with, like, princes.
I don't think scientists.
They should be doing, trying to figure out the next shit.
I've got a few dentists.
Yeah, I'm at dentists.
A dentist?
Yeah, not a scientist?
I know, but I'm saying that's like, I don't meet professional type people.
I don't met a lot of people, bro, even like, but for something that I know how to pronounce and me never meet one, like you can say some shit.
I never knew one of those existed.
I ain't, you ever met a gynecologist?
I don't, I can't say that.
I never, what is that?
Like, tell me what it is and I let you know.
The doctor of the vagina.
A woman's private parts.
I probably have, bro.
I don't want to a few little, I don't know, all the doctors coming here.
Everything looks okay, the diameter.
You know, I don't know.
I used to have a homie who both of his parents were gynecologists.
And that's how they met.
I'm not talking about the doctor.
I'm talking about when you go out somewhere and you see somebody like,
hey, what do you do for a living?
I'm a gynecologist.
You know what I'm saying?
Like yesterday, like, yesterday, like the type of shit, like certain shit you go to,
everybody going to ask what do you do.
If you go to, like, a suite at a football game or a basketball game,
yeah, how you doing?
My name is, what do you do you do?
What's the short version that you say?
You meet somebody, yeah.
How do you describe what you do?
So close.
So close.
Quick, fast and easy.
I like asking people.
What do it look like I do?
It just has me dying, bro.
So what do you do?
What do it look like I do?
O.G. Mimsma said,
shout out to Duno.
He reminds me of the Michelin man with them.
With the be be be dey eyes and white pro club tea.
Why do they be donating their monies and make fun of Duno on here?
My nigga, they donate.
Shout out to Texas.
They donate to my Twitch and say the same thing.
Wow.
We got to give my boys some help, man.
Shout out to H.
H.S.
89.
Wimshit said interview young Sloby.
Tell them to holly at me.
Mahano, 1800 said interview
G-baby 1800.
I don't know him, but let's tap in.
I got to find out.
Is 80s still cool and fresh and fit?
They were mad, disrespectful toward black girls
and had white girls fighting for the right
to sit at N-word after the Asian daughter.
How do y'all feel about that?
Hey, fresh and fit, I love them niggas, man.
Them my homeboys, you feel me?
I don't agree with what they said.
I don't agree with some of the, you know,
the stances that they take when it comes.
down to the black and browner women, you know what I'm saying?
But them still are my homeboys down the race.
You got friends who are way more fucked up than them.
Yeah, way more.
I'll just be jerking off, man.
That's what he's saying.
That's what he says.
This dude, AD, always trying to put the masturbation shit on me.
I don't know.
I mean, you got a lot of high-wrote.
You want the clothing mixed with the shoes and the weed?
High rollers, awful lot of and big cheese collapse.
Wow.
The shoes
That shit is so random
At some point
It just stops being a collab
It's just like a bunch of things together
You should make a high roller
Awful lot of high roller
Shoe that you can smoke
Yeah
That has its own
You buy the shoe
You get the hoodie and the weed free
Morgoth said
Duno rips his
Duna dips his
Torta in butter scotch
We got trolls rolling
John Peterson
Shout out to my folks
In Kalamazoo Michigan
What up, Snap?
That was there
Wow
What thing is a scared?
In the butters, gosh.
How do you do it?
They be getting on the May's show?
Bro, they donate to say these things.
They're not like professional trolls.
Like, they really have somebody donate.
Like, I'm real concerned.
But it works so good because AD laughs so hard
every single time that it's like,
they gotta keep doing it.
But it's different people.
So I'm like, why do they do this to them?
Shout out, Cee B. Hollow.
Yeah, why haven't you any of your sleepy hollow yet?
Tell them to tap in with me.
Let's hit it.
That's my boy.
I'll put you on the group.
I need to tap him with you.
You get all the artists coming through.
Yeah, they're all my boys.
Hey, Adam, how much do you charge for an interview?
I don't do.
I don't charge for that.
So stop fucking asking me, please.
They always ask you.
Please.
He just told you all the time.
They look, how much for your show?
I got it.
I'd be like, you can't get him my show.
I'm sorry.
You have a better chance getting an interview at him.
How much your dad paid to get on your show?
Shut the fuck up.
He birthed me.
He birthed me.
Don't worry.
I'm about to get this show.
I had to text you out.
Yeah.
Everybody can get tight.
House one out here selling his shirt for like $500
bucks and shit.
His shirts is fire.
You see how I test with the Jinkgo spray paint can?
Oh, you whacked them out?
You heard?
Damn.
That's how I'm getting down.
Oh, nigger.
I'll whack your shit out.
Oh, that's a bad.
Pause, that's a good point.
Can you see what the coworker scientist looks like?
Juan Hidalgo said my co-worker's wife is a scientist.
She does testing with mice.
I don't believe you.
What does she look like?
I got a homie whose wife
is a surgeon and he's always sending nasty
photos of her like operating on dudes
who got shot and shit. Like she sends
him the photos and he sends him to us. Who's taking these
pictures? She does. She'll be, she'll just like
send him a photo of like working on a
dude like his whole shit split open
and she'll text it to him and then he'll just send it
to us and be like damn this this dude
just this just happened this guy just got
sprayed up rah rah rah and he'll just
He's tripping you got a... I probably shouldn't
Yeah you shouldn't do that.
I got a cousin that used to be a surgeon
He's a psychiatrist now.
I don't negotiate with therapists.
Bars.
Please check out the Denver rap scene.
There's some real untouched talent.
What's the best way to get brand exposure for a clothing brand?
Like again, like I told you, the best way to get brand exposure.
You got to go and give it to these artists.
Like, you know, first of all, keep a lot of your merch or whatever your brand is with you.
And don't trip about paying a little extra just to get close to these guys because them just taking a picture with your hoodie or your shirt or whatever.
You might shit.
Just hit them up and try to send it to them.
Even if they don't wear it, send them next drop.
sending an extract.
They're going to pile up to where they're going to have to wear it.
Eventually, they just got to wear it.
Yeah.
I just keep sending me hoodies.
I'm going to wear this shit now.
Interview the host of the YSN radio podcast.
I have not seen that, but this donation is from YSN.
So I'm going to assume it's him.
Hondo Swayzey said, AD got me in Arby's and now I need support for my way loss program.
Yeah, I think that Arby shit, man.
Man, I'm the Arby's guy.
What the fuck?
I got some shit going on with it now, man.
Every episode.
They brought you burgers in the club.
Every episode.
They get served.
I never had Arby's.
I'm going to change that point, you, my friend.
I never had that shit, but the way you were eating that shit, the way you were eating that shit, you made that shit.
And I'll be like, bro, I'm going to Tommy's burgers right across the street.
They gave me some shit.
I ain't going to say it right now.
Isaac said R.I.P. Drake, and shout out the stink team.
Facts.
Period.
Ray Diaz.
Talk about the loss of Doe Burger, Abso's brother.
Doe Burger was a real.
That was a real one.
A real solid.
A real solid individual.
right there really yeah man they did my boy wrong oh that's fucked up that's
crazy uh tobias said NBA young boy just dropped the NLE chop a disc on
you whoa that's crazy I got to check that out when Rona's over
interview Spanian ain't we're gonna never be over I don't think
wrong little dog sorry Spanian Adam Tosa 22 no comment
okay anything else we should talk about
hmm pray for house phone we all you all think going to the Super Bowl
two football teams
I don't know any of these fools
I respect
what do you think?
Rams
and who else
fuck
we're high
we're high
it happens
we got high
I think it's official we're high
hey what about AB being a star
you have you do you need
you got to get AB on here
I know right he went on milk boys right after that shit
happened he did he is the bro you see he
walks out, like, he's like the super
celebrity right now.
Richard Meal, court side.
I wonder how long that'll last.
How long people will continue to, like,
view him that way, even though he's not in the
NFL anymore. He did something legendary.
If you get a manager, you can keep it going. It's really
just like, you know. But how's he going to make money?
Bro, they give you money. What? Not even
club hostings. People give you
money when you're that popping.
Come on, you think. But how long is he going to be popping?
Bro, if you move, like, I'm telling you, like,
this is the thing. They take these little
kids with one...
Listen, they take little kids with one Instagram click
and roll them throughout their whole career.
Why you can't take a guy who's actually already has money,
an actual football player who makes music
and it's just like even if it lasts for two months,
that two months with the right manager can keep going.
Just keep surrounding yourself by people who think you to go
and you keep doing what the fuck they're doing
and you're going to stay rolling.
And it's bringing money in.
I know he's getting paid, bro.
It was on a private jet by itself.
Shit, not free.
I don't know. I'm not on the football game.
It's not even football at that point.
It's just like, really just like endorsements.
Fashion over for show paying you a buck.
The show.
Fashion over, forgive me.
Fashion over.
What's up?
A lot of fashion over.
A lot of fashion over holler at your boy.
That's all.
You need that.
Come on.
Show off the jeweler side.
Who do I contact and make you guys some custom pendence for the team?
Adam don't answer his DM.
Josh and no jumper.
Mm-hmm.
Comment on my newest photo on Instagram and I'll remember this
and I'll DM you back.
You're making good jury is the thing.
Everybody said make jury
and they make these little weak-ass
2D M-looms and all this
and shit.
And then they be trying to charge you more
than what your boy is already charging you.
Like, if you're going to do it, bro,
you got to be coming like damn they're ready
to lose money to fuck with niggins.
Don't come here trying to make a dollar a buck.
Don't even try to break even.
You feel me?
Because what we're going to give you
is bigger than with that little dollar
or something you're trying to like charge us.
I don't even be fucking with the jury
because they be doing it.
all this cap show you do all this and they want to tax you like bro come on yeah i don't know
you have the 20 stop playing you have to grill the 22 piece oh that was back in the day
it was iced out that was back in the day i can't do that no more yeah i don't i ain't grill you see
we got to get you a poker piece you're obsessed we got to teach you to play poker now you got to
get the watch collection bro any of y'all out there can get us some retail watches holler out of
we're trying to go Rolex shopping.
Is house phone disconnected at Jeopardy?
Is someone going to take over for him on Thursday?
That's kind of a question.
Awful lot of FPP.
Stop playing with us.
Who y'all got to take over?
Do no dips a butterstick and mayonnaise.
You all wrong, man.
That's an awful lot of FTP.
Fuck with my boy, Zach.
Coming soon.
Shout out, Zach.
We got to tap in.
I'm supposed to link up with him.
Don't dips.
Butter stick and mayonnaise.
Bro, they be like.
Like, is that like a stick of butter just in the man-nage?
Bro, they just be bully in the homie.
Maybe they're helping them out.
Maybe.
He ain't listening.
Maybe he needs to hear it out.
He's not listening.
You need to get him in the gym with you.
I told him I'll come with him.
I mean, he can go with me.
People lose so much weight, like, they just stop eating at night.
Like, I don't even work.
Eating at night is a lot to do with it.
It's hard.
Like, it's really like that between nine after nine and you eat at 11, 12, and going straight to sleep.
When you're drunk and you're going to go into the club, you're going to stop and get
some jack in a box
before you go
at the house
not the jack shack
you start
by the jack check
you may not
get some jack shack
it's crazy
we should just start
a restaurant
called that
the jack shack
and you
nah
a load of sperm
in every single order
that one 22 folks
definitely
shout out everybody
watched this
this
this is done
no jumper show
really a mess
of an episode
if you ask
and y'all better
tune in tomorrow
special guest
shah shah
Commercial guess.
It's going to be a big day on the AD pod.
And the Twitch afterwards.
And the Twitch afterwards.
Yeah.
It's a lot going on.
I'm pulling up.
I'll be on 80's Twitch.
Tomorrow.
Long live, Draco, the ruler.
R.R.
R.R.
Be, Draco.
Long live,
drago.
Shout out of our boy.
Snapdaw for pulling up.
Desto Doug.
Snap in the building.
A awful lot of cough syrup.
Let's go.
