No Jumper - The No Jumper Show Ep. 132

Episode Date: February 2, 2022

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Check. Check. Mike, check one. Check. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Mm. You went in freestyle again? Uh.

Mm. And I'm smoking on Uzimaki. Brian Pumper's booty hole. Huh? That was my best bar last time. Speaking of Brian Pumber, didn't someone DM you from a Brian Pumper account that we don't know? It was real. Yes, but he made me, he swore me to secrecy.

Crumper Brian. Oh, I'm sorry. He made me promise. So I literally just, promise what? I just broke the secrecy? Well, I mean, no, because he didn't specify anything. But they did give me a little bit of information about his situation. And I also heard that he has seen my video about him.

That Brian Palmercy. And does he like it? That remains to be seen. But I heard from someone that, you know, but he's seen it. Yeah, but we need to know. Is he upset? Yeah, we need to know. I don't know that information.

Yeah, because I would be like trying to find you. You would be upset about. I mean, he didn't really... He's saying the nigga steals poop, poop, poop rags and runs away with it. That wouldn't make you upset? He kind of just did like an in-depth, like, breakdown about him more. I didn't talk about anything in that video that wasn't already on World Star. And, you know, Google.

So him sniffing toilet paper. World Star posted that, like, 10 years ago. What? See? That's gang shit. I forgot. I must have forgot the exact details. He said, the girl would shit, wipe her ass. He will take the toilet paper and, like, have it in a compartment.

or something. He was just keeping it in his drawer so he could sniff it whenever he wanted. It's all in the video. In your video? I watched that. I don't remember that. Well,

it's because it was so good that you fucking Mandela affect yourself. You forgot about it. No, it was really. That was like one of the most in-depth videos I think you ever made. It took months of work,

but most of it. It took really years if you think about it. Most of the work was just me not doing anything involving it at all. It just sort of waiting to do something. That was like, yo, Picasso. He was like, yeah, I want to get this Brian.

And then it came out and he got. like 800K. We're lit. That is lit though. No, it was honestly one of your best one of your best moments. People always point out that I talk about Brian Bubber on every single episode. You got tics. We pointed that out. You got ticks.

They're living on your skin. We got sticks. We all got ticks, but like T. Rello just found out about his because he did you. You know what I'm saying? He's been doing interviews and the people keep pointing out. I don't even, I didn't need to say you'd be like this. You go, um, me? Yeah, when you get really

high. Or maybe not. You just did it. There it. I'm doing it. You just did it. I'm trying to imagine myself doing it. No, yeah.

I do a lot of, hmm. Someone will say something interesting, but, hmm. I mean, I guess I'd rather you say that than just be like,

that's facts like me every five seconds. That's facts is, yeah. I mean, but the thing is is that everybody is going to have

their conversational tics because there's only so many things you could possibly say. People will always be pointing out like, oh, Adam always says, interesting after people say stuff.

Do you do? I think I do. I noticed that as well. But it's like, I just hear I mean there's only so many things I can say I had an old neighbor

or an old roommate who told me that when I would finish with a girl that I would sound like Rick Ross doing the he heard you that close like your you want a deep voice guys

I guess I'm like a ha ha ha ha yeah you're orgasm yeah you don't really give me like deep net voice you give me like a I'm definitely more of a like

Oh You're like a new radius Hey guys Ah That's Do you know anyone that does like a No Are you niggins getting scared

Or y'all having sex? Which one? Like you're dropping Like you're carrying a cauldron of water And you spilled a little bit A hot water Your stuff Dha

Me what I'm not This cauldron mean like hot water You know what a cauldron is? No Wow You wouldn't know lasted a fucking second of medieval times. Yeah. It would never last.

Interesting. What's a cauldron? A cauldron is what a witch is like cooking her like vegetables and herbs. It's like a big ass gumbo pie. Yeah, yeah. I've seen this before. Josh immediately searches a coltron. This is the fastest he's ever Googled anything.

I know. His family was in the cauldron business. His family was in a cauldron business? Yes, they produced. Wait, are you joking? All over New Hampshire. Oh, you niggas is real like devil worship. Where's our Hasbrook Town?

It's been so many times when we needed Josh to quickly Google something. I know. He's like 20 minutes later. He's still trying to figure out of spell it. Caldron. He had that ready to go. Hasbrown Town, Colerons.

Yo, my God. I would like to thank you for Hash Brown Town. Because now whenever people talk to me about where I'm from on the podcast, I forget, I think I was talking about with Bobby Shmurter or somebody the other day, and I kept calling it hash Brown Town. That's where it's right.

But it's like a good, it's like a better, you know, like Adam Grand Mason. is harder to remember than Adam 22. Yeah. Yeah. I think Hash Browntown has a nice ring to it. You can't forget it. Didn't like Nashville.

Nashville and New Hampshire. It's like, what is that? It's just a bunch of weird N-words in a row, you know? Not like that. Bro, no, it is not. I love Clashua, New Hampshire. Interesting. The fuck?

It's a bunch of weird N-words in a row. This is going to end up on the Jack Shack Clips. Instagram. Don't encourage them. I'm not. They're funny, bro. They've been killing it. AD.

You want to pee on me? It's a bunch of weird words in a row. What's wrong with you? No, but I think that's what people hear when I say, Nashville and New Hampshire, they're like, oh, a bunch of random words that begin with N and then H. There we go. You maneuvered around.

My favorite thing ever was when I was talking to Big U, and he was like, oh, I like that, N.H. I go, no homo. No. You got deeply upset. Oh, that is the. I want a cauldron now. Yeah, you got a cop one.

Yeah. You got a nice spot. You got a no cauldron? You got to have a cogent in the living room. The crib cauldron. Just concocting something. What are you going to cook up? I don't know.

Maybe some meth. It sucks that you don't drink anymore because I know. I think a cauldron is a perfect place to cook up a tequila brew. And I can have like a speakeasy. Oh, you got to have a speakeasy. I can still do it. I don't get high a little supply no more. I like that.

I know. Make some moonshine. Like people be blind. You know what I'm saying? You go have a niggas fucked up in your crib falling down them fucking nine Flii Slips and steps Can we bring Air Dolphin to your crib to grind down the rails on the so shoes? Who the fuck is here?

I was like, huh? The motherfucker with the Jinkos. Oh yeah, he cool. Baby grind on me. He's a low-key crib. What do you mean? Yeah. He's a house right down?

Kiki put him on. Smack the shit out of him, right in the mouth. Did Kiki really smacked this innocent white man? No, of course not. Why would he do that? He would never. I'm going to put that on my brother. He's a nice guy.

Kiki is honestly one of the nice. guys I met. I went out and did my promo run the other day with Kiki did a bunch of other people's podcast and he was just posted up. He hit a fucking seven foot bong at some point. Who did you, what podcast did you do? Well,

I did dope as yola. I have another one I want you to do with me. Okay, let's go. The FAQ podcast with Fuzzy and Quincy. What hell is that? She's fire. Everybody's going on.

I didn't know about him. Yeah. You know, I'm going to put you on. I got to get put on. And more ways than one. I'm extremely extremely excited for the Wack 100 podcast.

That's going to be funny. I want us to be early on guests. Although, I don't know. Sometimes it feels like if you get on early, it's not as good as if you get on once it's already heated up. But to me, I think Wack is like, he's got to be like top five or top 10 people to talk about rap and talk about the culture

that can consistently make people give a fuck about what they're saying. Like I really even though Wack is like hasn't even started his podcast yet I believe that he's up there with Act Charlemagne Joe Budden whoever you want to say like the top people to talk about Rappar disconnected disconi yeah etc I feel like whack is like he belongs in that upper tier for sure I agree so speaking the upper tier bro I had to hit academics of he was laughing bro my god this nigga went rule for this bro on who that was all fucking college kid college kid bro Oh, I heard he was saying some crazy shit, but I didn't see the clip. This nigga, hey, I hit that nigga up.

I was like, you were roofless. That nigga was like laugh out loud. Why, just because he was roasting a dead guy. It wasn't the fact that he roasted a dead guy. He was like, he didn't die from COVID. He died from a hater. Extreme haterism or something. And he pointed out that the nigger last tweet was fucking academics.

He was like, he took his last breaths, his last minutes on this earth was spent hating on me. And like honestly, when he broke it down that way, I kind of was like, I ain't going to lie. You're supposed to be like, oh, my bad. Like, nah. And he even told his brother, his brother was saying shit to him too. Like, he was like, listen, if you all keep this shit up, I got pictures of the fucking funeral.

The funeral. Somebody somebody fucking secret agent snuck into the funeral and took a bunch of pictures. How was that like a roast to be like, well, look at the photo of a brother's funeral. It's not really a rose, but it's like that's just roofless. That's something that like the outside would never have seen unless like academics is secret, uh, fucking spy. You guys got to hit me with the storyline though. Like what? Like I know that they've been beefing for years.

No, I know. But like when they tried to call them a pedophile just recently. Yeah. They were trying to say that. And then I guess like his, he was going back and forth with him and his last. Literally bro's last tweet. His last tweet was fuck academics. Wow.

And then he died. They were trying to call out. a pedophile based on what? I don't know. Based on no, I mean, no proof that they poured out at least. Wow. That's what they was trying to say. And he was like, man, listen, he even offered to pay for the funeral.

Okay, listen, I've definitely seen girls who talked hell of shit about me die. And like, you know, I'm looking at it on Twitter and I'm seeing everybody say like, rest in peace to her, whatever. Yeah. And I'm just thinking my head like, no, fuck her. You're like, who I smoke that bitch. but I always held it in because I know that if I say hey fuck her yeah nobody is gonna appreciate somebody calls me a pedophile yeah I'm sorry and their this and their last tweet is fuck me I don't have no good words for you I'm gonna

keep but this is just the thing when someone dies me personally I don't speak on a day okay will you but would you would you squash it with the brother that stayed a lot but the brother's provoking shit oh yeah the brother because I saw acts first comments once the full died and he was basically like saying that they never got along, but act wasn't being ruthless, and then this fool said something else, I guess. He even read his tweet. He was like, yeah, my brother went down as like a legend.

He was like, no. He was like, when they Google your brother 20, 30 years from now, they were like, the guy that died for hating on academics. He was going in. I just feel like, all right, when someone dies, like in this example, I'm stating right here, when someone dies, there's a lot of energy there. A lot of, like, people are sad.

People like, but there's nothing you can do about it. Like, you know, the person's gone. Normally there's not really someone you can blame it on. Like most of the time when people die is just something that's out of their control. If you go on Twitter and you say, L.O.L., you're dead. Fuck you. Then all that sadness, all that energy, all of a sudden it has a focal point that it can be directed to. Now, the difference with this is that it's like, I mean, college kid was like very, very small in comparison to academics.

So it's kind of like it's unlikely that like his, their. fan base or whatever is going to give a fuck about this. A fan base is just so much bigger. And they want that shit from him. So, I mean, I'm not really like saying that it's going to work out like that for him. But for me, every time I've wanted this shit on somebody when they died, I just had to hold it back because I'm like,

I don't want to make myself the target here. I don't want to. Oh, because if you do that to somebody, then they can do it to you. Once your friend dies, then they can make fun of you. And you can't really say shit. Hopefully you like the nigger from Squid Games games and you just, I'll ask everybody. You gamble.

gumbo. You're going to start saying that again? No, that's a take. That's a good take. Yeah, but like, okay, so did he have, like, preexisting conditions that anybody know about?

I mean, it was because of COVID. All right. Yeah, but, like, bro, I just, I can't believe that he spent his last moments on his earth. I know, that's kind of crazy. Like, worrying about academics, bro. Bro, that hat is fucking amazing.

Thank you, thank you. Why? What is it? That shit is stupid. Is it a real Supreme Mount? Yeah, it's a box. What's on the fucking brim? What's the side?

I don't know. A bunch of random shit. A bunch of years and some weird sports shit. I expect it from the hacking. Yeah, I can't believe this guy, I can't believe this guy Adam be trying to, he'd be trying to, he'd be trying to say, is it a real? Yeah. It's not a fake one. Come on.

No, no, no, no. Come on, man. Can I make an announcement? Yes. We got our retail store on Fairfax. Wow. We're locked in. Congrats, my brother.

We're locked in. We got a big ass space. right there. Boom. I'm not going to say exactly where it is. I'm trying to give them all the information

right now. Rose brands in the San Pedro. For show. But we got our spot. We're going to be working on it over the course of the next few weeks. Well,

is that like a worst neighborhood ever? Go over there if you want to. Yeah, don't go over there, Adam. You've got to start a store in the hood. I'm not, we're straight, Fairfaxe. We're protected by the... Yeah, you got to be on your nipsy shit

and start a store. I'm going to start a story in your head. No, bro. He's like, hey, shout out of the field, though. He fled as soon as he could. He got the hell out of that. Hell yeah, a nigga.

I couldn't wait to leave. He got a family and shit. I fled Hasbound Town. Yeah. You had nothing to worry about. That's true. Except the nigga who you took the money back. He was going to get your ass.

I would have gone on fentanyl if I stayed in fucking Hasbrown town. You think you would have became a drug out of it? I think you would have been like the dad from Euphoria. Who my dick out? Yeah. That definitely is it. I don't know what you're talking. Guys, you haven't seen that episode?

Oh, my God. It's like the best scene ever. This motherfucker just let the whole world know exactly how he feels with his dick out. Yeah. That sounds like you. Bananas. Imagine I took my dick out right now and gave you all a speech.

I'm leaving and I'm suing, I'm suing, you know, jumper and Adam can I remember about my dick. That sounds like a plug talk. We're coming to Fairfax. So I need everybody out there to get excited because we are going to be opening at some point. It's probably at least a month away.

Are we going to do like a store opening Like we did the last time? We got to do some lit shit It's going to be interesting to see what we can get away with In that area because there's hell of shit around there Yeah that was such a good We had a great store opening When you move the mail road

Yeah because Phil beat the fuck on somebody That's not I was going to say Shout out of the field because I've seen the footage My boy got the hands Oh yeah Phil was not playing around with that Wait what was that guy doing again Like he was trying to steal a bike He got what he wanted

He was in an ambulance And he jumps out of it Like he was having like a fucking Manic episode to some shit and they had like the things on his chest. The EKGs? I don't know what the fuck it was but he runs out of the ambulance and runs into this crowded bike shop

that's full of people. He runs in there. He tries to grab a bike and dip and so they fucking start grabbing him and stuff. He runs through the back of the store and then Phil at some point ends up grabbing him, beating the shit out of him. They beat the fuck out of him way worse than you see in that video. I do remember him getting beat up multiple times.

It was a whole thing. That was a fun day though. I got the shit beat out of him. That was like, but it's where when you think about the store that nobody really like there were no real big fights for the most part that's good they'll beat up a couple fans

chasing them down the street smacking the shit out of them let's keep that man hey veil fights everybody bro on downtown and now he's an MMA class did you see that's amazing

because you've seen him the other day beating up that guy like that random homeless guy yes in Long Beach he deserved it though yeah he just ran up on it he ran up on his car he saw somebody car

is over at the end but that's so Vell to just fight a random ass smoker ass tweaker with a he got a red stripe on his face he got a green squiggle on his forehead where does he find these people bro it's like

it's like it just attracts Vell if I didn't know better I would think that he was selling crack down there or some shit because why else are you interacting with these types of people like the fades find Vail Vell doesn't go looking for the phase Maybe he sells Craig I think thanks a lot

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God damn it. I'm always late on jokes like that. Yeah, because you don't come half the time. I'm back. I'm back. I'm back. I'm back. You better stay close to Jason's if you want to get some fucking real estate in the store for your shoes.

Let's do it. We got to have my hats in there? What hats? I got a hat company now. What those ones from Pensacola or what? No, you didn't see the one? No. That shit was hard.

Yeah, shit was hard. That's what I got a show. Look at this hat. Not available. Your hat. Mine? Him. Oh, I was like, what you are.

Him? We're all looking around. Who made you that one? That's a good one. I forgot the company. You're not available. This one is nice and subtle, clean. We don't got a whole movie scene going on on it.

I think it's good. It's got some dice on the back, though. Yeah, let me see. This was, I had to sprinkle in. You got some sneaky dice on that? You got some sneaky dice on that? the back. But wait.

It's from my other company. You made that? High rollers too. You made that? High roller and volume. No, somebody made it for me. Low rollers.

Low rollers. Mid rollers. That's actually kind of tight. Mid rollers is fine. That's funny as fuck. Mid rollers. That's like, that's like a sneak disc brand.

You think that rolling loud would be as big as it is if it was called rolling mid when they came out? Yeah. Like, like. Rolling swag? I mean, obviously, obviously. If it was rolling swag. I don't, they need to hire people.

It would just be confusing for people. Because they'd be going to buy merch and they'd be like, do I really want to be rolling in for the world to see? I can't believe that they took the festival, like, that was basically, like, named after weed and just, uh... And blew it up. Bleu that shit into preposterous proportions. You're going to fucking Portugal or whatever? Yes. You are?

Because you know why? Stop. Guess what? That's where our manufacturer is for shoes, yeah. So I got to go meet my boy Diego. I never met. Well, Zane. No, Diego, my manufacturer.

The nigga that I'm breaking bread with. So me and Diego had a good weekend this weekend. So you're going to fucking go out there and visit your factory in between watching Uno the activists and fucking Playboy Cardi perform or what's this going to look like? I mean. No, no. They're going to take that shit. Yeah, I'm not taking no rollies to Porto.

Leave it jewelry at home. The Portugal bloods. They got you. You got a passport? Yeah. What the fuck? You've been playing you today. Bro.

Where did you ever left the country? No passport and fake Supreme Act. I went on tour in 2018 and went to Canada. That was the first time I even needed a passport. I was going to say Kansas. I'm going to say, no, no. That was the first in America. That was the first time I ever needed a passport.

But yeah, I've had the same path. I actually had to use it today. I went to the bank to go pull out some bread. I didn't have my ID. So they were like, where's your, you know, how to go get the password? Right. But, yeah. Well, I got, I have also another announcement, which is I got a nice new car.

Please don't say what kind. And a motherfucker just backed up into. me and fucking destroyed my whole fucking front headlight. Are you joking? No, and it's going to cost like $6,500 bucks to repair. Why you got to pay it? I'm not. I have insurance, but like, that's what the fucking fool. I didn't even know you had a new car.

The dude from the body shop calls me, it's like, this is like a $5,000 light and the fucking hood's going to be at least $1,500 bucks. Is it outside? I want to see it. I got a friend. I can smash it up even more. You can get even better car. Get a better car? I don't want to get in on that. I feel like joining in on this

Crip insurance scam. It's probably not for the best for me right now. Just know I know a guy that knows a guy that knows a guy. Yeah. That's like I was like talking to the stripper girl and she was trying to like get me to do some type of like insurance like fraud or something. And I'm like, you know I have a whole business that like everything is like tied back to. Bro.

Like I just got scammed for the cheapest amount ever. What? What do you mean? Because I fucking dropped this fucking song, right? And then this girl hits me up and she's like, hey, I want to start the twerk challenge for it. I say, all right. So she was like, send me $40. I'm like, $40.

For what? To twerk and start a twerk channel. I don't know. I says, $40. Who gives a fuck? Send her $40 in cash app. She says, for another $20, I would write whatever you want on my ass. So I was like, okay.

Write AD on your ass then. You all I'm saying? And then I send her another $20. And then she says, I say, oh, she says, the video is ready. I'm like, send it to me. She says, it's a $25 transaction. feet. Oh, my God.

She ran it up on you, but I'm like, this is the amount that you want to run it up for? You're happy from getting 60 bucks? Yeah, right? I'm starting to think you should have

watched more fresh and fit, buddy, because you, like, bro, she could have just, she could have just asking for 60 out front.

You should have, like, Walter should have popped up on your shoulder. Like, I don't think is a very good idea. Hey, it's a high value, man. I was just like,

a high value, man, do this? I was like, keep the 60. bitch, block. Oh, God. Like, what the fuck is $6? I don't understand why she wouldn't just ask you for the full 60.

And why would you trust this random bitch, too? Who was she? She had ass. Really? Yeah. So you were trying to pipe. I was trying to pipe. I was just trying to pipe.

I was just trying to see the A and the D jiggle. The barebacked western splash. It was good promo. You were going to bear back Western splash? No. No, it was not. I'm not available. Wow.

That was the smoothest transition. That just sounded like something that an L.A. rapper would do on a track. Like, I'm not available. It just sounded like a fucking cross-ed-a-snowman bar or some shit. Not available. Yeah. Interesting. You like that?

That was fire. Let's talk about how once we get the new office and or the Fairfax store open, that we are going to do a fire project to commence to christen the recording studio. We're going to do an AD and a house phone. lock in mixtape and I am geeked I say we do it 12 hours we should probably try to not spend more than an hour

It's not coming out on poor mayor records I'm telling you now We'll put it on fucking Spotify We'll put it on fucking no jumper And we'll just split it fucking three ways or something Yeah we'll get some of the homies to pull up And drop viruses and shit like that It's easy

I don't know we just got to fucking like go in Just be hanging out all day That way we have a dope thing We can live stream the whole thing too 12 hours on stream make a whole tape. You think you got it? Easy. You can write 12 verses in 12 hours. I don't have to write them. I'll punch them in.

We don't write anything, bro. You never got stuck and it just takes you a while and just go in. Honestly, the only time that I ever got stuck is when I was trying to get too fucked up. When I was too fucked up, like fucking like too coked out, like overthinking like, oh, like what should the next bar be?

And honestly, I realized that just rapping sober is easier than rapping, getting fucked that. Yeah. I was having such a hard time rapping when we were in the studio the other day. Are you? Hey, I'm gonna need you for that too. What? I'm gonna do a whole video. I want a whole crazy concept for it. What do you mean?

The shit that we did. The rapping? Yeah. What do you mean? I want to turn that to like a real record. Like a real song? And then make a video. Me saying, Oh, you're talking about my house. Yeah. I was talking about at my studio, fool. Remember I made that shit? Oh, that's song. Yeah. Well, you, you wrapped on a song? No, he just made a song and he kept referencing me like and like talking about Pokemon

Go and shit. Well that is hard honestly. It was pretty funny. Yeah. It was very funny. Yeah. You need. Like like we got to do no jumper related songs for sure. Like no bro I have a whole like Playboy Cardi style song. Ketamine and cornbread. The ketamine song that it's on the no jumper it's on the jackshot clips.

But that's the question is should should A is A.D. in some way sacrificing or doing something negative to his career about making funny songs. Does that kind of make you like a little bit weird owl. I don't give a fuck. You don't. If that was a case, I wouldn't enjoy no jumper if I worried about that. Yeah. And we don't got to necessarily make, like...

And I wouldn't even say funny, because House fucking fucking rap. I can fucking rap. We can make it dope. You're probably going to come in and say, oh, ha, ha, ha, ha. Let's put a dick on it. We definitely need you to do, like, little interludes and shit like that. And we'll... Should I rap? Yes. I can can rap. I know. I just never done it.

A.D. Houseball and Adam 22 record. I make my fucking. debut on this tape. That would be hard. That's far. Didn't you like fucking do like something on X's album? I just recorded like an intro of me like yelling something introducing X and stuff but then that didn't end up actually coming out.

But it was super close because he had he has like a track record or a track list that like said like intro featuring Adam 22 and I was like I was actually honestly when I saw that I was like kind of bum because I felt like I probably sounded like an idiot on the intro. But obviously that would have been. Yeah, motherfuckers. Yeah. I'll probably still be getting bread off that right now. Actually, probably not.

For life. My voice is on the juice world. I wouldn't get shit for that. Why would you, why did you didn't get shit for that? I mean, you signed your paper. I did.

I signed the paper where I go like, I don't fucking care. You can use it. Like, I didn't ask about it. Oh, but what? No,

you should be getting some. It's just a little clip from a fucking interview. It wasn't like, it's not like a whole skit. It's not like I did anything. I would be getting some ins. I would be trying to run that up.

I'm sure I want to be like bugging the fucking family of the dead homies. Okay. Oh, hey, hey, right. I need my money off of this fucking out. You don't need this money. I need this money. Okay, okay. I don't kind of feel like a day.

We didn't think about it like that. Yeah. I don't know. Oh, man. At the end of the day, you should be a bucket of bread. Yeah, but in certain situations. I was honored to have my voice on there, even though I, nobody ever mentions it to me. You didn't even hear it at first.

I had to tell you, like, that was your voice. That's your voice right there. I think you're talking about the Toy Lane's intro. Yeah, you're right. We got, yeah, you just out here, my boy. I was just about to say that too. My voice was on that. Nothing ever happened about that.

I mean, that definitely has less streams than the juice world. Maybe if I sue him for that, then Meg will fuck with me. Wow, if you sue him. I could be on the hot girl team or whatever the fuck her shit is called. I'm trying to. I think you need to pep your step. Pep my, what the fuck is that? You never heard that?

Pept my step? What's that? You never heard that? What is that? No. Put some pep in your step? Put some pep in your step. Yeah.

Oh, yeah, I said it all. Yeah. You smoke a weed before you got her? A little bit. Well, you should have been because after last week's show, a lot of people have been asking where you can get big chief products. Here we go. Hey, fuck that.

We got some Uzzi-Maki carts on the fucking way this fucking week. I need my man Kiki to roll some of the subs so we can smoke some big fat wood. We got Uzzi-Maki carts this week. Nigger. That's what I'm talking about. That's what I'm talking about. Let's go. If you're in the LA area, go to big chief extracts.com and click the banner at the top of the page

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I'll be like improving these designs We got Wagyu Truffle Ooh the Waggoo Truffle Jesus Christ The Mac and Cheap was gonna look totally different than this I said pull the plug And then we got we got triple scoops also Don't forget the triple scoops

Triple scoop is like the best like the highest legendary right there That's the shit that was the best one for my experience That was the triple scoop This is like you feel me this is this is my speed right here to match This is Waggou truffle looks It's crazy, though. Yeah, that's just the packaging alone looks nuts. What a great brand name because when you go to the fucking restaurant and they put the

truffles on your food and they charge you like 14 bucks to put a little sprinkler shit on there. That's the kind of way you want people to think about your weed. Well, they're charging $1,400 for it. $1,400. So, A.D., can we talk about your dramatic situation that ensued this weekend? Hell yeah. What happened?

Nigger, I'll fucking... All right, I'm going to say this. And everybody out there, take care of yourself. Do not play with your fucking health. I was always afraid of the fucking doctor. I never wanted to get no shots and something like that. I ain't had a physical in like 15 years. Shut the fuck up.

I swear. So all the fucking drinking, all the late nights, all the crazy shit I didn't did. Like for the last, I would say, three, four months, I've been feeling like a little, like a little weird. You know what I'm saying? and it was getting worse and I was like man something is fucking wrong with me you know what I mean

I try to sleep it off and shit like that and then I ended up talking to my auntie my auntie she's a medical professional she says you know the doctor thought I had a TIA the last time I went to the doctor it's like a mini stroke but it doesn't do no permanent damage

At first I thought you were talking about your Tia what the fuck is it here your aunt in Spanish especially because you were saying you were talking about And you didn't put it in all caps. You had a lowercase in the chat. No, but she said, you know, I told her that the doctor thought I had a TIA before.

She was like, how you feel now? I was like, well, I feel like shit. I said, I ain't been eating a lot lately. And I'm like, my fucking sleep schedule has been fucked up. She was like, you need to go to the doctor right now. And I was afraid. I'm trying to go to. I need to do the same.

You need to do it, bro. I'm telling you. Nigger, she took me to the emergency room, bro, on Sunday. And, bro, I was in there. I was like, man, listen, I said, they was like, all right, they gave me stroke tests. And when they were giving me the stroke test to test it, I didn't tell them that I broke this arm a long time ago. So this one was like a little weaker. So the later, they was like, oh, this arm is a little weaker.

So they were like basically putting it in my head that I was, you know, possibly had a stroke. So I'm stressing out in the motherfucking doctor and shit. And I'm just sitting there. I'm like, damn. I told them to check me for everything. They gave me an MRI. they did fucking the full blood work panel for me and shit like that and I'm just sitting there bro I'm in an MRI bro with a fucking mask on bro

in this little ass space I'm like oh man I didn't fucked up and I'm just sitting there waiting to get fucking bad news and the doctor comes back and he says yeah your MRI was perfect nothing is wrong with that and I was like what about my blood work doctor said your blood work was normal your healthy is your healthy as hell I was like what I couldn't fucking believe that shit I was so happy that I didn't even go to sleep that night. So what got you in the hospital?

They said it was a side effect for my blood pressure medication. And they also said my blood pressure was getting back to normal as well too. So you don't really need to take the medication anymore? They're going to switch out the medication. But I do need to get my eyes check. I'm possibly got to wear glasses. So they said that's probably why I've been having certain vision changes and shit. They said there's nothing to do with my blood, nothing to do with my brain or anything like that.

But just having that, I'm like I would never play with that again. Because some people wait until it was too long to go get their self-checked out. So you know what to look for now at this point in regards to if you start to feel that way again? Well, a lot of that too is anxiety too that over the years and time that I'm thinking something is wrong with me. I'm sitting there putting pressure on myself like, damn, something is wrong with you. And I'm just not saying nothing. So the anxiety of it just kept making the shit worse. Every time I think about a bad health condition and then, bro, do not go to motherfucking Google.

I'm going to Google. I'm typing in my symptoms. You're going to be scared as fuck. They're like tumor, brain cancer. I'm like, ah, ha, ha. I'm sitting there stressing the fuck out. It's not a tumor. Bro, when they told me I had perfect help, I was like, what the fuck?

I couldn't believe it. All the fucking drinking and shit I did. My liver was fine, all that. But right there and there, I said, man, I can conquer the fucking world, man. Right. Yeah, that's why I don't understand. I keep having this problem of me, like, falling over, like, my balance being fucked up. Yeah, what's going on with you?

Is your fucking leg, like, numb or something shit? No, I mean. like it's not really numb but like I don't know it's just like I'll be standing there and then like it was just like my leg would just give out or something or like is it a diabetes thing yeah I mean it is a diet it is a diet I was look and no but also that might be from from me having COVID too I was like that was one of the symptoms I was reading wow is uh I don't know just like it's like my my like balance just all together is off like I don't know you ain't got no blood work um the last time I did that

They said everything was fine. Like I, but they told me to go to my primary doctor, which I don't have, so I need to go. And you get that. I just got one like literally. I'll go to him Thursday. Yeah. Like, I want to, like, where'd you go? Like, like, I was thinking about just literally just.

Do you have health insurance? I want to go. I'll go over the shit. Please. Yeah. Because I need the insurance and I need the doctor. I need all of them. But you can, like, go to the doctor probably.

You can do like a good amount of visits pretty cheaply. The things that are expensive is like once you need. surgery and shit. That's what you end up racking up a big fucking bill. You should get an MRI too just to make sure your brain is good. Yeah. I just don't. But that's it. MRI is expensive, I think, unless you have insurance.

Yeah. I just would just like, I don't know. I think I should just go to Kaiser and just figure out all that shit at once. So your blood work, minus the diabetes, they say it ain't nothing that's like fucking you up. They didn't give me any type. Are you still partying? On New Year's, I definitely drank and then I probably

drank one other time after that but I had to go I had to go back to the doctor when we were doing the twisty P interview you told us that that was part of the reason why you were late was because you were getting fucked up no I was just joking honestly I literally said I was joking and Blasie that was you like well okay I thought you were serious no no I told I told Blasie I was joking he tried to he tried to do like the like the you know homie that like is angry at you thing and I'm about I was I was about to say I was about to say I'll be angry at you I'm like bro relax bro he was like you over here

falling over and shit I'm like bro been falling over for like a couple weeks I haven't got it to check the stairs I was like yeah so I'm like nigga relax like right but now I mean I mean I appreciate I appreciate the homies like you know like Karen but I'm like bro at the same time like like y'all don't got to y'all don't got to like be that upset or like be microman yeah yeah you and shit yeah it's like that's not really going to help matters not at all yeah especially because if I if I was like you know feeling those temptations and and I did then I didn't get I I wouldn't tell y'all.

And so, like, it would just be, it would just make it worse. That's how it is with Sky Bree. What do you mean? Like, I can tell she's doing some crazy shit, but I don't want to, like. Really? I don't want to, like, scold her. You love, you love, like, you know? You love having, like, these type of conversations on camera.

It's crazy because when I told you before, he was like, really? I never noticed it. Well, sometimes I just want to know, like, what she's out doing and stuff because she'll be tweeting about getting cream pot and all this shit. And it's like, your little lamb. I'm kind of like, oh, I'm kind of like, oh, I'm. I want to like reach out to her and be like, are you sure that the cum that got inside of you is not going to get you pregnant right now or whatever like. Give you a fucking STD or something.

But if you really like scold her or like worry too much about her getting nutted in or whatever the fuck she'd be doing. Fuck you, dad. She's just not going to tell you. Yeah. Exactly. So it's kind of like, you know. I love that you comparing like my health problem is to Skybury getting nutted in. I think they're both pretty similar.

I think there should be more overlap. Actually, if you end up in the hospital again, Again, I think she should go to the hospital and suck your dick for only fans. That would be fire, actually. That would be such a good way for you to get free top. Sympathy? They be like this. Bro, I'm telling you.

They say I'm not going to make it. I have 10 hours left. Only thing that can cure me is some hand right now. Sky. Anybody around, anybody around right now. Brow's phone really needs some top. When she came up to me and asked me about a certain rapper and we were rolling out, I looked at her like she was the dumbest.

bitch I ever fucking encountered in my life and just turned around and walked away. Why? I just couldn't believe that she came up to me like I'm her home girl. It was just a bad rapper for her to ask about. It was just like, why are you coming up to me asking me this? I'm not your home girl. Oh, but you were like, you felt like, oh,

like I don't want you fucking with anyone else. I want you to fuck me. No, I'm just like, no, not even now. I'm just like, why are you, like, why are you asking me this? I'm not your home girl. Like, just, you know? Why? Bitch, I fuck you. That's what you do. You ask, like, girls will have like a gay friend. and they asked the gay friend about guys that they... He'd been pouring you the whole show!

It was all done it up to this. No passport, and you are the gay friend of Skybury. I got a fake... I got a fake Supreme. Every bad bitch got a gay homie. Jenny 69 was just in here, bro. She got a gay homie. Who's helping us?

Did you ask him to film content? He was holding the Louis V purse, so you're right. That's what I'm saying. Hey, Paul, Josh. Look. Oh, my God. Josh taken out of a glizzy over there. Holy shit.

Josh, that's what we need more cameras. We need to be able to switch to the angle of watching Josh gobbled that. What is that? Niga gay. What is it? Chicken bag. Oh, Costco. It's fire.

You got a chicken bag. That's my favorite, like, shit I see on TikTok and Instagram. The song that he said? No, it's like this. Like, when they eat like a glyzia or something? Like a gay. Oh, that's what it is. They were like, they were like,

they were like, dun dun, da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-a. Is that what you said? No, you said a different one. Niga. You want to hear her? Yeah. I'm going to play it here. We had a good one the other day that was like,

Black guy with some crypto. I forget how I went. The song was called like Black Guy with Crypto. I forget how I went, but it was pretty good. Okay, no, no, no. Play. I'm going to pull the other one up. This is fucking hilarious, bro.

So at out 69. Okay, this guy, okay, keep. Okay, keep. Keep in mind this guy is like Indians I see the Oh I see the fucking I see the name of it What is that

What does that mean to him Like Okay that's I don't want to get claimed by his fucking label You think he has a label You know he on tune core You know he got to create music group Look

This is a song I'm playing look You're CMG Yeah Hold on hold on hold on look Look Look Look Why does that sound like

You fuck. Why does that sound like you almost? That doesn't sound like me. Like your voice. What is that? It did sound like you. Why are gay black men all the rage these days? Huh?

I mean, both of those songs kind of a, well, yours wasn't a gay thing, but his is gay. I'm a black nigga. Who is that doing? And one day I don't think he can make that song.

No, the title is terrible. It's a black ER. He's like Indians. So, like, I think he thinks that, like, like, that's like a good thing. I think he doesn't understand

What are you saying? Me and AD had a whole conversation He was like, I was in the ER I go, did you see George Clooney? He goes, what? I'm like, George Clooney was on ER. He goes, George Clooney said the ER? I go, no, George Clooney

was on a show called ER for like 10 years. He's like, wait, George Clooney was in the ER? We just kept going back and forth. He was like genuinely super confused. I was so funny. I was like, man, fuck the George Clooney. He was saying ER. But you fuck with him.

but you don't even know that he was on the show called ER for like a million years. I wasn't even born probably. Did you see, did you see, did you see, did you see when that guy and the, Mel Gibson let us down already? Did you see when that guy and the girl was on, was on the news? And they were talking about that show, you, and the girl was confused. That shit was so fake. You think that was fake?

That shit's fake. We already talked about that on this podcast as well. That shit fake. After Mel Gibson, it was over. You remember what he said? If you get raped by a pack of ass, it'd be your fault. That's what he said. Mel Gibson said that?

He was like, he was ranting to his fucking baby mama. It's classic. Why was he? No, Nicky, it's male Gibson. No, no, put that on Liamson. Don't put that on Liam Simpson. He's dead? No, he's not dead.

What the fuck is wrong with you? Josh is fucked up. The nigga from taking? He's not dead. What piece do you all have with Liam Wilson? I thought. No, Liam Neeson's the guy from the naked gun, right? That's Leslie.

No, Leslie Neal. He said it in word. No, what was the black lady from Ghostbusters? Leslie Jones. Oh, yeah. Okay, now y'all just going to... We're so far away. It's saying it's too deep, but...

Why y'all putting this on Liam Nilsson, bro? What about Bill Murray? He says, I'm a house, man. He did? What show was that in? I forgot. You ever seen Caddy Shack? I seen Caddy Shack.

You got to watch the golf shirt. Watch Caddyshack on Twitch. The part where he poops in the pool and the turd, the snaker bar. No, it's a Snickers bar floating around in the pool, and he thinks there's a poop. Yeah, you got it like, you got a microwave. a little bit first so it gives a... Oh, you always got a microwave the Snickers bar. You gotta hear...

There's like 11 of them. The voicemails, Mill Gibson left his baby mama. Oh, I do remember that back in a day. He's like, you make me want to smoke. You make me want to ruin my day! What did he do? What did she do to him for... Man, he was going to crazy.

He said, he said, you got your fucking tits sound like a little bimbo. If you get raped by a pack of niggas, it'd be your fault. He said, a pack of niggas. Have you ever been this angry at your baby mama? No. That's the part that always stuck with me is that he thinks that there's like

packs of like their wolves like running around the white women she said I want to go a jacuzzi you need to blow me I don't know if I would remember any of that shit if it wasn't for that pack mental image have you ever been that

she got a lot of brand for that too no has Lina ever pitched you off anywhere close to that no honestly you ever call Lennon the N-word no what you and that Parker nigger I'm losing my mind here definitely not put

Shout out to Parker, man. Parkisha, hell no. Bro, watch. You know who Sharkeeshia is? No. You never heard of Sharkeisha? No. Yeah, you heard.

I kind of do, but then I'm... It was like a fade or something. Like she socked the fuck out of him so much. Yeah, right, right. She was like Sharkeisha. Yes, okay. What about Shovel girl? Oh, my God.

You don't know a shovel girl? That was one of the craziest fades of all time. That was a white trash fight. So, AD, don't even remember. The one white girl. running after the other one. She throws a shovel and hits the level. She threw it, not even, like, hit her with it.

Yeah. I wonder if that, what is like the impact would be harder if you just swung it. Hey, get off your fucking phone. I'm getting my topics ready, asshole. Look at your tick. All right. I have topics, unlike you. You're texting fucking fat girls from the OC.

Where did you? Where did that come from? It's just a general assessment of your character. That was funny. I'm not going to lie. Okay. That was a good one. The truth hurts.

I want to say... We know the truth. We put a man on the moon. I want to say that along with the fact that we are opening this store and that we're opening this office. And you're opening your asshole. And I'm opening my asshole to all passengers. That we really are going to need to hire some new people to be holding down the store, helping be creating content out of the store, people who want to be personalities in the vlogs, in all the content that we're making out of the store. So now is very much a time

where if you feel like you have something to offer either in terms of like helping be a producer or helping to be an on-camera personality if you want to be part of the No Jumber thing if you are in L.A. or want to move to L.A. in the near future, like very near future, Josh at Nojumber.com, we are going to be going through. Oh, this is going to be a shit show.

It will be a shit show, but we are going to be spending a lot of time going through video applications. Do not send us a fucking strongly worded email telling us how great you are. Send us a five-minute YouTube video of you explaining. You can include your resume. This might be considered offensive

for some people who are trying to hire us to make jokes about jerking of, you asshole. But we're looking for people. So make a five-minute YouTube video. Put it on unlisted. Send us a link, Josh at nojumber.com, and we will be going through everything. And, yeah, we're trying to find some more faces

who can help us hold down all these new things that we're talking. taking on. Yeah, man. I mean, over this last year, just every, all the new people that have been on is like,

it's been really, it's been a good thing, man. Honestly, like, I could just, I can tell you were a lot more happy with what's going on around,

around the office. We're moving in a good direction. Yeah, once the mess left his brain, you start working. T. R. has two successful podcasts that have already came out.

T. T. REL is killing it. Like a 150K on each of them or some shit. And he got another one with Joe Moses is dropping soon. I think the people really fucking with him. I think he's leaning into the interview thing, and I feel like he's...

And give him the Saturday slot. I love it. Saturday's fine. Saturday afternoon. Saturdays. It's like Saturday morning cartoons. Are you guys even here on the weekends? I thought you guys closed.

We just put it out on Saturdays. I'm here five times a week. I ain't doing no Saturdays. Fuck that. Okay. Oh, I get it. I get it. Put it out of the other.

That's the kind of thing. The store, the most important days are Saturday and Sunday. Yeah, that's the fact. That's the whole different. Yeah. So I'm going to be spending like a lot of time there and stuff. Just fucking. We're going to have the most ill streaming set up and everything.

Like we're going to like our back area at this spot as opposed to like the old spot where the back was like basically like a prison cell with a podcast studio in the corner. Our next shit is going to be fucking like the best chill area imaginable. Was it that one that you were showing us in the group chat? Like the spot? Yes. Okay. We got it. Crazy.

Fire and off. Right down the street from Sorrelia. Oh, we're gonna be there. Bro, I love watching fucking watching their family channel now. You watch that? Bro, all the time. Why don't you watch it? Yeah, it's honestly, they don't give a fuck.

I'm like watching T-Rail and Heather like shop for like flooring and like. Yeah, you think that's something I should be worried about? Yeah. Window seals and shit. You think he would watch my family channel videos? I would watch a family channel. Why? That's creepy.

Leave me alone with me at my family. I have a fucking family channel that I just don't really give a fuck about that much. Like I like being a dad. I want to see what Parker is up to. Yeah, it's cool, but like I don't really like hanging on my kid. I was like, do I really want to like be working on a video while? You got to do it like Michael Jackson, like how he had a blanket. I don't want to treat my mask all the way Michael Jackson treated kids at all.

That was not true. You want to be dangling? You didn't happen. You want to dangle blanket? Dango Parker. Out of new no jumper off you. Yeah, I'm not doing that. Although she does love being upside down.

I noticed that whenever I hold her upside down, she's like, I can't believe you made such a cute baby. I can do anything. You can do anything I can do better. You want to know what I did today that was a crazy-ass experience? What did you do to? Jerg off. And what are you doing?

Just opening every single bag over and over and closing it. It smells so good. Oh, just love that big chief. That big teeth. No, I love to smell weed. I love the smell weed more to smoke you. You should just burn a pile of weed in the corner of your room. Like sage.

I think it's going to burn. burned the whole house. Throw it in the cauldron. Ooh. Interesting. I thought he's supposed to put liquid in there. Okay.

Let me tell you guys what happened this week. Sunday. Lena's hanging out with Parker. We're all in the living room or whatever. Parker just, she starts... Blasting. Vomit.

Like, she had just eaten raspberries or some shit. She's blasting, like, throwing up so... Like, I've never seen her throw up like this. Like, obviously they spit up when they're a baby and stuff. she don't really do that anymore but to throw up like this I haven't

seen that from her yet and it was bad it happened like a bunch of times then all of a sudden this morning 5 a.m. Lena fucking rolls out of bed she's fucking blast and pukes and shit they got some weird ass virus I apparently don't have it fingers crossed who knows but so today we had

a plug talk shoot scheduled and yes you are fair to back away from me but also stay close to the mic you project albammon on me I quit I'm not going to project alvomit on you but If I do, you're going to be kind of turned on. Anyway, I, today... I don't want to be sick again, bro. She hits me up in the morning.

You're vaccinated now, you're good. But I don't think it's COVID because I was throwing up. Or not me, but them. Are they vaccinated? Well, of course, Parker's right, but she's not boosted. And neither am I. You can't just stab your baby in arm? No, I don't do that.

You can vaccinate them really young for COVID. I think it's over... I think you have to be four or five to get it. Right now, it's under five, but... Yeah. I want Vaccinate my child at birth Yeah

As soon as she comes out Even before she comes out Stick a needle into the belly And just vaccinate whatever the hell I get my second shot tomorrow Woo I'm done You're anti booster

I'm doing too much now But the logic of getting vaccinated Is the same exact logic As getting boosted So what's the point I don't get it It's like what's the point of getting a car If you then have to get maintenance down

The car That I can go into anything I want to Okay look So I feel like they're gonna A lot of place already asking you to be boosted now okay this doing too much okay look so I just so I just had COVID right how long am I supposed to wait to talk you get vaccinated?

Like a month or something no I think it's two weeks I'm gonna I'm gonna look into it to make sure I don't I don't want to fuck myself over and be sick as fuck again now I didn't have no side effects the first one he's talking about when he got actually sick yeah when you got you got vaccinated you didn't get sick from that did you no some I'm gonna say some people get sick yeah yeah I was waiting for something to happen I was like, come on, nigga. What happened? Just staring at your own.

Come on, me. What's going on? Anyway, okay, so the reason why I told you about the whole family puking and everything is that today, after Lena pukes, she fucking says to me, she says, yo, are you down to do the plug talk scene without me? Because I hadn't, you know, she, like, it was an extra situation where the girl almost fucking bailed on us on two. on Monday and Lenna was like

kind of made a big deal about it and the girl was like okay okay I'll make sure that it happens so like we had just been putting the pressure on her to make sure that she didn't miss the shoot can't be put pressure on suck a dick we had the fucking filmer and the audio got book I don't appreciate when people

but that's what's fucked up is that in the porn world when people bail on you and then you bitch about it people treat it like you're like a fucking pervert it's like no I'm just playing I have to pay the filmer and the audio guy either way you asshole no trust me listen either way we made a big deal out of it So the girl did come through.

And then she says to me, like, are you down to do this shoot yourself? So for the first time, since me and Lena started dating. It was such a burden. Because I never cheated on her in the early days of our relationship. I had to fuck a girl without her.

It was such a burden. It was terrible. It was so hard for me. You were crying. You were crying. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah, that's what I'm going to tell her.

I was crying. I was crying, babe. I missed you so much. I was crying. I can't do this again, babe. Please don't put me through this. Please, babe, please. It was actually super chill.

I didn't mind. That was no big deal. No, trust me. I feel you because that's basically what happened to me when I was doing the photo shoot for high rollers. And I had these girls booked and they end up flaking. And I had to book these other girls. We keep having this conversation over and over.

I know, but I'm saying every week. I'm just saying I understand now. Like, you know. Nigel, fuck you. We talk about porn every week. That exact thing is the conversation that we've had like three times now. I know, I know. That's cool.

Hey, when I talk about porn, I bring new situations with porn to the table. Yeah, true. Custer. I'm out here. I'm out here. I got different scenarios. But it was weird. How often are you fucking girls like?

Well, we drop one away. So I didn't, I didn't film anything all of January. So now all of a sudden we kind of got to get on our grind to get. You had a bunch of built up nut in there waiting around. Do you have like special vitamins you do to prepare? No. Damn. I know, huh?

If you have any, let me know. If you have any like Jiz vitamins. Before I go to Kazumi's, I'm definitely doing something. If you open a store in Compton, you should definitely sell Jiz tablets. Why do I always have to open a store in Compton? That should take. Are we actually going to Kazumi's birthday party on Saturday? Yeah.

Should we really put... You're going? If Josh shows up in a gymp suit with nipple clamps on, I'm going. I'm going. Hey, Keebigh, if Josh was hypothetically to smack somebody, Are you telling you a sister? Hell yeah. Big snitching.

Yo. She's my blood. I got to tell her to truth. I mean, at least you admitted it, though. I'll probably make him tell her. I don't want to be the one. You got to,

you got to, like, fight him. Yeah, yeah. How are you going to make him tell him? But that is fucked up, though, because if I cheated on Lennon, then he absolutely is not allowed to tell anyone. Because he is not related to Lennon. That's true.

Isn't that weird? Wow. I feel like, not that I'm going to do that, but don't you think that blood really is, like, the thing that is... Blood's thicker than one? But technically speaking, he is her family.

Yeah. He is her family? By marriage. Yeah, by marriage. Okay. And also, no jumper is a family. We are family. We don't fuck each other.

I mean, realistically, I deal with him way more than I deal with my sister. So you basically are more locked in with job. But, okay, also, I will say this. I have friends, like close friends who are married. Mm-hmm. And I know. that they cheated on their girl at some point or another and they didn't get caught. You wouldn't

tell them. And one of them, I remember he came to me like really, really serious. Like, do you think that I should confess it to her? And I was like, motherfucker, no. Take that shit. What did he do? I said, take that shit to the grave. He was on a work trip. He's married. He was on a work trip. He ends up fucking her. He fucks a random girl.

And then, you know, he goes back home and his life is back to normal, but it was haunting him. And he said, like, do you think I should tell her? I said, motherfucker, hell no. you're tripping. If you want to ruin your whole life, then you're selfish if you tell her because you're taking something that she doesn't have to know about that there's realistically almost no chance that she's ever going to find out about.

And you're confessing why. Like, be a man fucking hold on to your secret. I like that. I mean, no you think? And honestly, as much as I just said the exact opposite, that is kind of how I would feel with him, even though he's married to my sister, is like, no, your sister, you got to. But she would be heartbroken. And it's like, why?

Like, why does she need to know? You're like, you son of a bitch. Don't you think? You'll never be behind a computer again. I think sometimes lying is the more empathetic thing to do. You're going to banish him to Hasbroe Town? You do it? Yeah, you have to move back to Nashville.

You got to work at Bailey. You got to grow your dreads again. I'll 1,000% agree with that. I just think sometimes people, have you ever had a girl who like confess cheating? And then you're like, well, why the fuck do you tell me? Why'd you have to tell me? Like, you fucking, you could have easily kept this a secret. I mean, like,

Something about me and the insider is like, I appreciate you being honest, but like I don't want to know. Yeah, but actually, I don't know if that describes how I feel about my girl because if my girl cheated and didn't tell me every day or week that went by would just be charged more and more anger building up

once I did find out. Like if I found out and it was three years ago, I would have three years of anger that I didn't even know. Would you beat Lenna if she cheated on this one? No. No, but that's like this girl I know, right? I know she cheated on. on her man and I was like would you ever tell

with you? No with me allegedly and I'm like are you going to tell him she says yeah when we get married I said so you're going to wait to y'all to get married to tell them they don't get married it's just something other nigga dick wow that's fucked that's like selling somebody

a car and then being like hey there's sugar in the gas tank hey this thing don't run it's a lemon you just bought it and be like hey you have 60,000 miles on there we didn't tell you that's the last time I wouldn't want to find out that's like oh look I fucking fooled you. I got you into this contract. Now it's legally binding.

You can't fucking leave me. Or if you do, we have to break the contract. That's terrible. It's the worst time. Fucked off. He don't know. They still together. You should tell him. Do you think he would care that much? Like, it was just a little dick suck?

It wasn't that. Oh, it was more than that. Oh. Would you be willing to tolerate any level of cheating? Nah, can't do it. None. Would you just think about it more? Honestly, too.

Even if we broke up and you fuck somebody else, I couldn't take you. you back. I'm gonna keep a G. Really? Even if you break up. Even if you break up. If y'all broke up and it's been what, two months

into y'all breaking up? No. Can't come back. What if she gave a hand job but the come went directly into the ocean? So it's like it wasn't even there. Why did it got to be the ocean? It's more like a drain. Hand job I can possibly forget. Whoa.

Hand job, okay. Okay. But if you suck another negative dick, it's over. If you suck it. It's like a fire. Swapping. You're going to take her back after somebody then drizzled her face? I'm not with it.

Oh, no scribbling for sure. No. But so a hand job, what if it's a wet, double-handed? She didn't got drizzled before, like, way before. It doesn't matter. It's once you're dealing with her, you feel me? If she leaves, you know what I'm saying? If it is what it is, you can't come back.

You think the grass is greener over there? How about this? Go over there. What if you got to eat out? Because isn't that some boss bitch shit? Yeah, yeah. Eat my pussy. but would you even believe her if she said she didn't suck his dick as well

I believe it because there's a lot of niggas who are out here who just really need to pissers that are just willing to just throw some top and not receive anything but how mad would you be picturing another dude eating your girl's clam I mean that's not as bad as her sucking another yeah it's really not still seems that's different like bitch you got on your knees you want to come back over here nah getting you not as personal not as personal is it hurt bobbing and weaving um I don't because like you could suck a dick and not enjoy it.

If you're getting your pussy eating, that's pretty much only for the purpose of you liking it. The more you like you're cheating on me, the more mad I am. But then the nigga can't sit there and brag. Like, who brags? Like, oh, yeah, I ate her pussy. Like, nah, they got a nigga.

You smack, you got the head. You know what I'm saying? It's different. That is definitely gay to be like, yeah, I ate her pussy. Yeah, like, oh, yeah. She wouldn't let me fuck. She just let me eat it. But I was cool about it and I ate her out.

I'm like, loser. You're that dude. dude though. You're eating some pussy with a girl who's in a relationship. Who are me or no? You too. You got a girl who's in a relationship. Does some trade songs on in the background? No, but I've had, I've had situations happen where me and a girl didn't work out and she tried to come back like. She tried to work it out. It was just, it was just one. It was just one. That was one too many. Oh, hell no. God bless you, queen. Really? Yeah, nigga, I don't give a fuck. Wait,

that. What was the time period? That's the real question. Three, four months? Three, four months? You can't expect it to get one pipe down? The whole thing is, is if we part ways in the first place, I'm taking that shit as permanent. Yeah, exactly, yeah. But you can't do a round two on the relationship?

I'm just saying, this is me personally. No, I felt you. I'm just saying, this is me personally. I have an old family friend, rest and peace, Clem. And I remember him telling me, rest of a piece of Clem. How did Clem pass away, if you mind me asking? Old age, basically. But I remember him telling me, because there's a guy that I, like, worked for.

when I was in high school. I would help him out around the house and stuff because he's in a wheelchair. And I remember him telling me that him and his wife had been married for however many years at one point and then they broke up, divorced for, I don't know, like five years or some shit,

and then one day they get back together. And he told me, and this was like the most impossible thing for me to believe in the world at 18. He told me that when they got back together after being divorced for like five years or whatever, how long it was, that they didn't talk at all

about anything that they did, you know, nothing about their sex lives was discussed at all from while they were apart. Now, in my little, like, jealous, 18-year-old brain, that was, like, impossible to fucking comprehend because that was exactly what I was thinking about? It was like, well, what the fuck did this girl do while I was apart and stuff?

But hearing him tell this story, I was like an older guy who had already kind of seen it all, done it all, and he's in a fucking wheelchair. He's clearly, like, in the latter part of his life at this point, I just realized, like, they realized that they were in love and they fucking didn't care at all about. about that and they didn't even feel they needed to discuss it. And I was like, well, that's some real shit right there.

Damn. I'll fuck with that, though. Yeah. But that's later on in life. But you're a young egomaniac. Basically. Yeah. Keep it track of how many dicks your girls sucked.

It's his story. I want to tell y'all so bad. Just say. Check the Carfax. Hell no. Come on, man. No, I swear. Just do it.

Because when you make him tell these kind of stories, he ends up being aggrieved about it afterwards and he's all pissed off. Kind of. Come on, man. Plus one. I can't. Don't air yourself out. Make the players different.

No, I mean, and it's also because it's going to be airing somebody else out, and I'm like, ah, I just don't want to do it. Well, don't say the names. Give us a. I'll tell you off camera. I'll tell you off camera. I'll tell you off camera. Y'all are you both off camera?

You're going to be like, what? So are you with that, bro, if right now you and Lena were done, and she got it cracking two, three months, you're taking her back. If we decided later on that we wanted to, I don't think I would be like, you know, I would think it was kind of weird if we were. broken up for three months and she didn't fuck someone else. What if it was with the euphoria guy? Well,

congrats, because you got the one you wanted. What the fuck are you coming back to me for? You and Angus go have fun. That's his name. Angus Cloud, yeah. That's his name on the show or?

Oh, yeah. Angus, watch your back. He's Fez on the show. Adam is after you. You really like the dad from fucking euphoria. Adam, Adam,

for the clap this nigga. Well, no, I'm gonna be like him because he almost killed Angus. That's what I'm saying. No, but then Angus beat the shit out of him. No, his homie, his little guy did.

The little nigga. Yeah. Wow, man. That show's so crazy. You got to watch it, man. You got to get up to speed. I know. What do you watch?

Trappler Ross? No, literally. I watch YouTube all day. I do half and half now. I like, because I spent so many years just like binge watching a fucking, what's the Breaking Bad and like all that other shit like that. When I think about it, around the time that we started No Jumper, I started No Jumper, I started No Jumper, I started.

because it was pretty much just me. I, well, it was for a long time. It was literally with me. But I remember. And your iPhone. Yeah,

that, that like, there was a, fuck. I know. What were you just saying? It wouldn't, uh,

we were talking about, when you started, oh, in the beginning. Like, my hip-hop appreciation was literally just like me and the homies

sitting around every day after we arrived BMX and the only thing that we would watch on TV was rap videos. Yeah, exactly. So, like, the Playboy Cardi videos from that era, me and Began probably watched those, like, a thousand fucking times because we would just be sitting in the living room smoking weed

watching rap videos, like, watch bike videos, and in between that, we watched rap videos. And that was it. Because, like, who would really be sitting there with, like, all your homies and shit, like, trying to, like, watch some deep-ass show? You can't watch Mad Men because you're not going to be able to follow along. That show is fucking great.

I watched, like, the first, like, seven seasons. I watched the whole thing, bro. at a certain point, yeah. I watched the whole thing. I hate it. I feel guilty about the shows that I watched and didn't get to the end.

Like, I gave up after like two episodes of the last season of the Spranos. What? I just gave up. That has the most controversial ending

of all time. I watched it two times. I watched it when I was like 18 and I watched it like two years ago and I never made it to end. The ending is like the most craziest ending

of all time. I've heard a lot about it even though I haven't personally seen it. You either hated or you love it. Hated you love it. The dog's on top. and he's going to shine until his heart stop which from the seeming

from the looks of it we don't know that's going to happen that heart is kicking it could not be for that long we don't know that heart you got to stay out of the hospital this is on you I'm glad you went and I'm glad that your

fucking auntie got on your down of your eyes we need both of you guys to stay fucking healthy because I just knew that blow was going to come back like nigger you're fried and they didn't, right? Nothing. The whole no-jumber team

when you think about it if we were all walking in somewhere we're gonna look like the fucking toxic Avengers or some shit where we're gonna, everybody's falling apart house phones dragging his leg and he's fucking keeling over

and having a heart attack T-Ros swinging one arm Wendezes off Duno is obese I got fake hair besides that I'm fine That's your thing is having fake hair

That's your thing It's the only thing I can think of You can control your sexual urges around people. He's walking around erect at all. I got a bus. I got a bus.

I got a bus. I got a bus. I got a lot. You walking around is fully erected at all time for no. Oh, God. You ever see robot

chicken? The robot who was fucking a trash can? No. Oh, you got to watch that. You ever watch Aquitine Hunger Force? Yes, of course. You fuck with Carl?

That's another great Carl. I didn't. I wasn't into that show like that. It's Cal on Euphoria. My bad. No, but I used to fuck with that Carl character on that. Shake?

Bro, that show is so. I used to watch that show. I didn't fuck with it like that. I was more than the Southport. It was weird. It was very weird. Oh, it was so good. Super jail or whatever.

No, super friends. No, no, I'm talking about the jail. Super friends. You've seen Super Friends? That's like the new fucking cartoon network shit. It's fucking funny as hell. You know, I watched this show that I don't think nobody knows about. Gay porn show?

No. It was called Moral Oral. I think I know exactly. It was the nigga. It was the kid. It was the kid and his, yeah, I know exactly. And he would always be praying, but he was. be like a bunch of crazy shit would be happening.

I can't believe you to try to play me like I wasn't. Nigel, I don't know nobody who knows that. I'm the adult swim. I'm the adult swim goat, bro. I know everything. Well, I said, Timmy the Tooth and nobody knew what that was. Well, I don't even know. See, that's what I'm saying.

Timmy the tooth, the cavity goon and sweetie. Bro. Moro oral was crazy. You didn't know about soil out 69. Oh, oh. Bro, them melons were juicy. Shout out to Riverside. Brother.

I did see that. She got a Tijuana BBL. Is that good? I don't really know. That's where most girls who are not trying to like spin that bin back. Spin that crazy bag in Miami, that's where most of them go.

Why you got to go to Miami is right? He got to Columbia. They got top-notch doctors right here. It's expensive. It costs like 20 racks or something. You could go spend like five or seven rides. Everybody got a dud with throwing around at them. Some people got four.

If you're getting a BBL, you should be able to casually make 20 grand off it like the next day. I agree. Probably. Yeah, but Put that ass on plug talk But there are girls As we've discussed

Getting BBLs And then going to work at Staples No literally I'm like bro They don't even have tips there Hell Bro look This girl

This girl She might be watching Too This girl He's so scared Of snitching on these bitches No Nah I'm just

I don't want I don't want to Throw myself into it Basically So anyway This this girl Hits me up And it's like

You can you Can you pick me up From LAX It's like I just went to TJ and got a BBO and I thought she was playing. And then I went to go link up with her. I linked up with her like weeks after, right? And I look and I'm like, God damn. Like you was you was not playing.

Like you really went to TJ. And I'm like, I know I know that it was like kind of sketchy because she was in so much pain and like just all bruised up and all that shit. And I was just like, bro. Oh, it's bad. Like the recovery from that shit, like you see the girl with the fake ass on the club and you think it looks great. Yeah. The actual recovery is fucking in. When we met Kazumi, she still had to sit on the fucking thing.

She still has the butt pat. It's been like eight months. He's got to go on the butt thing. This girl was still like out drinking with me and shit like that, though. You're not supposed to be doing that at all. No, that's bad. Really bad. You could die.

I was hoping she didn't die because it looked really nice. You wanted to smack. I still didn't smack. If she died? If she died now, I don't care. But couldn't you see him smacking it, like, if she died, he'd be like, oh, all right, you want him fucking smack for like five more minutes. You still hot.

You are out of poverty. You have a fucking corpse, be honest. I'm out of here. I quit. I quit this shit, bro. It's just a question. Bro. Would you?

No. You're like, hey, Lina, this would be great footage for the Adam and Lina before plug talk and collaborate. Maybe you die, and then we bring you back to life. Okay, look. So look, this is my plan. My plan is to get to Kazumi's birthday so early that nobody else fucks her yet.

And then I'll fuck her first. She told me. What about her boyfriend? Yeah, you're gonna walk up to her boyfriend be like, listen. I'm trying to fuck your girl. Wait, I thought she was giving. I thought she was fucking. I don't know.

Well, you thought this is an open invitation for everybody just to fucking. It's not just a straight gay day. She's going to be like part of this big. She might let you fuck. She has a whole breakdown. She might let you fuck, but I don't know for sure. Damn.

I thought this whole time that, like, they had an open thing where she was still fucking other niggins. She's just going to sit there and it's just like, hey, everybody. She talks about gang gang bang. I don't know if you're on the gang bang list, but I asked her, could I go first? I got the smack with a condom, so I figure you could probably smack. That's what I'm saying, but I don't want to smack with everybody. I want to know how many girls are going to be at this fucking party because it's such an obvious content-making opportunity for me. Are they all fucking?

Probably not. all, but I know afraid they may want to go. What's your refractory period like? You nut and then how long you got to wait before you can get another boner? It depends on who it is. If it's Kazumia right away. If you got some honey? If it's Kazimmy, I'm going to just leave it in and keep going.

That honey is what landed you in the hospital, do you think? Yeah. What are you lay off of it? You really think? We got to stop talking. Too much, honey. Hey, I also want to tell everybody that if you donate $10 or more right now, we're going to be reading your donations in like a half hour towards the end of the

episode. not so just want to throw that out there but so you're going you're going for sure and are you bringing lena yes no i'm gonna leave right home get out of here i'm going to the gangbain without i mean yeah that's i mean you just say you just say you smack the bitch by her by yourself yeah maybe he's poisoned and linda just he's doing oh you can't film again he gets he has to go i had to sprinkle some fucking glass in her food it's like malcolm in the middle he his fucking uh wife he wanted her to stay thick so he would like put syrup in the water and shit what Yes, nigga.

And syrup in the water? She was like, why do I keep gaining weight? He's just trying to make her plump the whole time. I didn't know that they were. Malcolm in the middle, classic show. I didn't know that white people were into thickness like that back then. Oh, we are. Really?

We love thickness. I mean, I thought you were a rare case of just, well, not a more. That's why I got you guys working for me. Oh, my God. A couple of thick blocks. Because we can bring thick bids around. We're a thick pack, huh? Thick pack.

No. The thick pack. But two C's on thick and pack. That could be your group. I made it. That's you guys' group. That's what the table would be called. The thick pack.

I made a song I played for AD, but I was like spelling out fuck. But I said F youCC and I was like, I hope I don't get in trouble for saying this. We was cheering you all. Yeah. I don't want to say C with the other letter. But what about you on No Jumper Exposed when you're like, yeah, I'm a C. I was playing around.

Yeah. Right. Yeah. I'm a crib, you know, I'm from Doty blog. No, that one, you're playing. The way you said it? He's like, no, I'm in it, but I'm, you know, I'm just kind of, right. No, okay.

You got to ask me to delete that. No, I literally was about to you. I was just about to say, can you delete that? Like, literally. Josh, delete it right now. He was like a ham on everything crib. It's like different. You don't got to get put on.

It's just like, oh, you got a blue hat. No, no, no, no. You got to leave it up, bro. All the phase that I, that I caught in high school and niggas thought I was from the Yankee place. I feel like I got an honorary underwear put on

bro maybe we should call Big You I know no no okay I was on my Twitch last night and they donated to see my first fucking video bro I would love to It's so bad What year are we talking? Bro it was 10 years ago

I had on a USPA vest Oh no With a V-neck under it bro No you did it bro Terrible bro The Oosbah? Bro, it was terrible. It's weird for me when I look at the old photos of you back then

because it's on one hand I'm like, yo, his drip is terrible. But then also, that was that era. The clothing was just bad as fucking. I had a fake Louis built on. I thought I was doing it. I don't look at like 2010 era fashion for most people and think like, oh, yeah. They were killing it. Bro, it was bad, bro.

I had my fucking MacBook with the speakers. I had a dented speaker in the video, too. I was drinking on my... You were on Rock, Alaska? Kings? No, I couldn't wear it. No. Bro, speak.

Oh, yeah, yeah. I know why. He can't wear it. Yeah, yeah. But, no. But, bro, fucking A.D.'s new video, man. We got to talk about this nigga tried to blow me out the water.

Pause. What stood out to you about it? Bro, what do you mean? He had a scene where he had a thousand hats on him at one time. He invented that. He was on stream one day. That was so hard. He put like eight hats on.

Oh, yeah, yeah, I did do that. With sunglasses, that was one of the best means. That was on a Tuesday show, I think. Oh, okay, yeah. Bro, that was one of the hardest, the hardest scenes in the video I ever seen, bro. Especially because we got this weird hat beef. So I'm just like, oh, wow, he went crazy with that. What made me feel good is when you came over and you was like, oh, wow.

Yeah. I was like, that's the reaction that I wanted. Yeah. Yeah. It was like, like, even from pictures and videos, it was like, seeing it in person, it was like, damn, this nigga going crazy. Because even in pictures You got something

You can't even fit all in one picture Like you just Do you think we should sell hats of the store Nigger I just said Put my fucking hats in the store Not but I mean like you're a piece of shit Like tight hats Like some cool ones

I showed you the head Coming out There's fire I didn't see it It's crazy too Because my partner Sat on my episode last week And just sat here

He didn't say one Fucking working Really? Yes bro I was like bro Isn't that weird When that happens I had a rabble

Do that the other day They brought up They brought somebody on the interview with him. Didn't say a fucking word. I'm like, oh, these ones. No rapcaps.com. I have my second drop coming, man. How many of these?

Like, how much are these selling for? Oh, he's selling up a 175. Jesus Christ. And we're making a good money. Maybe we could sell some moderately priced hats instead of this guy gouging his fans over here. It's not gouging because you have to, so, for what, you don't get the new errors from discount.

No, not at all. You have to pay regular price for the new errors. And especially if you get in like, you know, 1990s. I could definitely see him. how it would cost a lot because you're buying the hat for what like 40 bucks like 45 50? If you

have I mean this one is 50 bucks and then the stitching and like having to put it and do multiple different stitching stuff like what's it going to take you like you have to do you have to pay a digitizing fee. Yeah right yeah to digitize they have to make it they have to do all that and you have to pay a high rate

so you're paying somebody else to do it for you but like Brian Sebastian and all them fools are like doing it by hand Brian Sebastian is drawing and then and then and then and it's done by it. his health. This shit is like they have to make this shit in the computer they have to stitch it. They have to do everything.

You know how many times at like 3 a.m. I was at the homies like a shop where he embroidered shit. And I have to be yeah that's what I'm saying that and like 45 minutes a hat. Yeah for real. 45 minutes for the embroidery just to make one. Oh Jesus Christ that's crazy. But that's why that's why all this should be so expensive.

And they have they have like a whole bunch of the same machines and stuff. I love that we keep finding new things to talk about with hats. I know every every week bro. It's just like porn. We find new ways to talk about it. Same shit. I'll have something else for you next week. A new girl that you fucked next week. Who you

got next on your plug talk? Angela White coming up a couple days. He knows what you see you. She already had a huge no jumber interview, but yeah, she's a legend. She's been in the game for a long time. She's from Australia. Did you fuck her, fuck her or you just titty fucked her? No, she had the huge tities.

She had the huge titties. I saw those. I did both. Oh, that's the that's the melon lady? No, that wasn't the mellow when you sent today. Melon lady was nice. You seen the one that I sang you with the chick with the tits on the table right here? I know a lot.

They was saggy, but they was right. Those were not set. We're talking about the girl that was just on my Twitter. Nigger. The girl that you just said in the group chat. Those are the opposite of saggy. She has the biggest fake tits ever. I love them.

I'm not saying it. They're not saggy, bro. They're like bulging out of the fucking skin. You were here? You were here? No, that was me and T. Rell did those together. Oh, whoa.

So I have T. Rell out here cheating on girl by doing Patreon episodes with me. You're still out of fun. Shout out OG suicide in the building, man. Oh, G. Suicide in the building. Hey, somebody needs to make a compilation of every time we shot out. Hey, he should post that.

That would be fired. That would be fire. I don't put it past Jackshot clips. They're capturing everything. Jackshack clips. We need jackshot clips to go back to when OG suicide first came to now and just make a compilation. There's nothing like a nice fan account. It wouldn't be a Tuesday without him walking in.

yeah honestly my Adam 22 fan account back in the day though started scamming people pretending to be how did you let that happen Adam got like 2,000 followers all of a sudden he's ripping people off

and then I fucking walk into a show in Texas I'm with fucking Maxo Cream and Trill Sammy and I walk into the show and this fucking weird ass white kid is standing right there and he just goes

dude I'm Adam 22 fan account and I'm like the one who was scamming everybody he's like yeah I'm like all right bro just

just know this guy that me and Adam had beef with I seen him George at a party and he like told me that who he was like Nick I should beat your fucking like he was like hey what's up and I was like Nick I should beat the fuck out of you like I didn't you know we had

a long talk but I should have beat the fuck out of him I don't know what you're talking about but yeah I tell you beat his ass you want to know a crazy thing that happened to me the other day I'm watching uh there's a YouTube channel called innovators that uh interviews He's a bunch of up-and-coming rappers and shit. Oh, they got like the little rocket kind of logo. Yeah.

Yeah. And so, okay, there's an interview with, I guess I'll just say his name, this dude named Mitchell. Okay. I still don't know anything about him, but he fucking, it says in the title, Adam 22 Beef. That's one of the things that they talked about in the interview. I've never heard of this dude in my life.

So I'm like, what the fuck is this? I click on the shit and I fucking, luckily it has time, Sam. So I go forward to the part where he's talking about me. And he's basically like, they're actually. like everybody watching the should know about what he apparently did that I didn't like or some shit. So I'm super confused. He's just talking about it.

Like, yeah, you know, Adam, Adam seen this shit that I did and he didn't do nothing. But I know he's seen it. And right, right. I'm thinking, no, I definitely did not see it. So I fucking go to his Instagram and I look at what he's talking about. He went to Melrose and I think that he didn't realize that I didn't have a store so that if he showed up on Melrose

that he was just, there was not going to be there. And he had a fucking jacket on with a big ass painting of me on the jacket or some shit. And he's like, I don't know. Apparently I was supposed to know about this because he fucking tagged me in it. I get tagged me like five million fucking thing today. That's like the guy that hit me up about you today

and I'm like, nigga. I wrote him. I said, who the fuck? Bro, watch this. I got a crazy one of today. I was while we on the subject. Somebody sent me this shit and I was like, what the fuck? Anyway, I was just very, very confused. Don't read that fucking message. No, no, no. Not the message. Listen to this.

with you why you have me blocking that don't be like he probably got to do something friend to get blocked now right and do shit to you bro I'm a fan I don't even want to I say a fan because you don't know we're all fucking famous and all just me even doing this is where I have security but because people are weird as fuck like what is this nigga says this dude on OPEX I mean you cruel and everything I want you to practice but when I see in real life I want not take a picture of you because I don't know well it sounds like do no bro this nigga said you you can beat me up because you're a crib, you probably can, but you just beat me up.

I was just like, what the fuck? I was like, who are you? I've been around a lot of people on Xanax in my day. I will bet my bottom dollar that that guy is one of them. How much would you be. But he always be hitting me up like, hey, you know why you're Adam's mad at me. I'd be like, who the fuck are you? I don't know the niggas he introduced me to.

How do you think I would know you? This motherfucker fucking put Adam 22 beef in the title of his interview and I didn't even know who the fuck it was. I think it was a producer or something too, so I'm extra offended by the idea that I'm supposed to know about this. That's the one thing that's tripping me out about having a fucking store again is just like realizing like, I am going to have to fucking move carefully

because there are psychopaths out there. I used to have to deal with it every fucking day. You had stands like that? Bro, are you joking? Hey, Adam, you don't answer my phone or call? Stans, for real. No, for real. Motherfuckers would show up and post up with an amp across the street and just rap.

Like, fuck, Tyro! I'm not even outside of the store or whatever. Bro, that's why you got to watch, like, because your ass begins to snap you with motherfuckers, bro. You got to watch that shit, bro. Yeah, you do. For real, because, like, some motherfuckers will be sitting around just waiting, like,

man, that nigga Adam. That nigga Adam said, not right now when I ask for a picture. The answer is not to be nicer to people. The answer is to be meaner. Have more guns and to be more aggressive towards weird people. I feel you. That is what it is. sometimes people deserve it but like you know it's like bro this is what we signed up for so like

you know my problem is that like when i'm in that environment is that i'm just like really not tolerant of like people being weird yeah but like there's a lot of weirdness in that environment when you're around the store and shit you got too much uh too much to like it's cool as long as it's like a reasonable amount of it but then like at a certain point is it ever a reasonable more yeah I mean, somebody saying hi or whatever is like, oh, let me take a picture. That's a reasonable amount. But then it's like that same person then like lingers around for like the next two hours. And then when you go in back, they feel like they should be able to come with you and shit.

And they're like up too much in your space. Because to a lot of those people, they feel like, oh, this is like my one chance to like be around this kind of thing. Jesus, though. That's kind of like that's kind of like the origin of Twisty P. Honestly. Oh, my God. How good a time did you have with that? honestly

it was it started off a little slow just because like I think he wasn't comfortable yet but then he opened it wide up did you watched it or I didn't watch the part that you guys did after I left but it's like

by the time I left he was hitting it like he was really hitting us with some knowledge did you both do the video me him and the and Blasey to start and then Boblamm came in

for parts of it yeah like it should have been a Thursday show no no I I didn't want it to be a part of this show. It was an interview. Yeah, it was, Twistie deserved his own interview. It was its own thing.

And now everything that we drop, the comments are just, where's the Twisty P? Are you joking? Where's the Twisty P. My nigga, they got on my Twitch and said, when is the Twisty P? All the comments. I say, I don't know the fuck. I guarantee you, I guarantee you, Bobby Shmurda, if he's read those comments, is wondering who the fucking is on there right now.

But he's wondering, the Bobby Shmurter one, yes, because he's wondering who Twisty P is because there's a large percentage of the comments on the Bobby Shmerter interview are asking where Twisty P is at. But I also have another Crip Mac interview that I got to drop, and I don't know if I'm really, like, who should drop first? Crip Mac or Twitch D.P. Let me know in the chat. I mean, you know Crip Mac has been on here plenty of times.

That's true. We went live together yesterday, too. Yeah? That shit was funny. I had one of your old homies in here the other day, and I revealed to him that you did a song in Crip Mac, and he wasn't very happy about it. Oh, he wasn't. He called me.

He was like, you get, DP. He's like, tell AD, I'm going to do a song with him. Oh, I never heard AD having no beaver as it recently. He avoids it. No, it was not beef. He's just talking about like the people that he's supposed to not get along with. Some big homie little homie type of shit. Yeah, yeah, I felt that.

Big chief, little chief. Why be the big homie when you could be the big chief? Wow. That's my line that I just came up with. Shout out to the big chief and the big league. Ooh, you win the big chiefs. You know, I never really had no real big homies until I, until I start coming to no jumper man.

And there you got Josh and Phil. Y'all, all y'all. Damn, for real? My big bros, yeah. Damn, I was having that conversation the other day. I was doing an interview and somebody asked me, do you have a mentor? Like, who's been your mentor? And at first I was like, not really?

You had to think about it? But then I thought about it. I'm like, honestly, I would say Vlad is the closest thing I have to a mentor in terms of somebody who was clearly further ahead in the game than I was who really like helped me, gave me a lot of advice, help me take steps faster that I wouldn't have, you know, like really showed me. The biggest thing you showed me is that you could do content and that's cool, but the system by which you do content is the most important thing. Like, it's not about just like doing some content and hustling, running all over the place to get it ready.

You have to refine the system so that you can make more content once you have your system in place. So that was the biggest thing that Vlad taught me. But, yeah, who's your mentor? All right? Yeah. Master Splinter. Bill Cosby. He put you on the game.

I think it could be like a combination of, you know, people. I'm definitely your mentor and big homie. Yeah. I'll take it. I've never, like, really even tried to give you advice. Yeah, not at all, ever. I would give you, I would give you a mentor shit right there because you put a battery in my back for content.

I'll take that all the time. I'm also your gang mentor. No. No. Yeah. Yeah. Cross the line. No, I can see that with you.

Because you are kind of coming in a little bit blind in terms of the content. So it was a, you've basically been at like content Harvard for the past couple years. Content Harvard. No. The upgraded info. Because I never did content like that. I would drop a lot of songs. I wouldn't do a lot of visuals.

I wouldn't do none of that shit. And I'm like, this is some of the most important shit of just filming everything, having that shit. So it's like, I wouldn't have did that shit if I ain't fucking come here. But I had never done none of this. I had never even. thought about doing anything like that until this nigga Adam called me you know but even when i met you guys it's like the idea of like making content and how big a deal that was and how important it was it's like i never it took me a long time to really like realize and actually that's another thing that i

really think vlad for is that i remember like when i first got to melrose vlad came and picked me up on a raining day and we went to a fucking chinese restaurant together and he's just like telling me shit and like what like he really like talked about his content because he you know has done interviews that had a chance to age for 10 years and so his viewpoint on like how important content could be you know like and I've had that experience over and over you interview somebody and then they pass and you see that content just become like a blueprint for people understanding and stuff like he had that cardi B shit like super early on he had the girl who said that tupac fucking raped her whatever that whole situation like he's done serious like hard

hardcore journalism in terms of interviews that like when you really think about it that that content is worth so much just so many people down the road you know and that like once you really realize how valuable content is especially like you just said like after someone passes and stuff like that's like the first thing that's the first thing people go back and look at is like whatever they could find on them yeah i mean even even i do that you know like when sad frosty died if you like what what is the better way to understand who somebody was then to basically watch an interview with them of course the music music is the thing. Yeah, but even a lot of music has really nothing to do with what a person is really like. I'm pulling up with sticks. I'm, like, you know, like. What do you think people will look at when you pass? Don't speak. I can't even mention that you will one day die.

Yeah, well, I'm old as man. That's offensive. I love how you just pick different things to get offended by every week. No, I just don't speak. Yeah. You can't talk about what, like a hypothetical about when you one day die. The power of the tone is. Exactly.

Exactly. I don't know. I don't speak death on my name. So you think that me mentioning that you will one day die is going to make it more likely that you will die soon? And I'll be an old-ass man. I'm not speaking about death. Nobody's denying that. It's a hypothetical situation. I just don't speak on death. I believe that. We talk about death on here every fucking week. What are you talking about? I'm talking about on myself. I feel like the energy is real. And you can put that shit in the air and it can happen to you. I guarantee you can talk about me dying all day. It doesn't make it more likely. I'm going to get a fucking car accident on the way home. Yeah, don't say that. I just refuse to believe that you actually believe. leave this fucking mumbo jump by saying you.

Why would I fucking love to you right now? Because it's basically like witchcraft that you're describing it. There's not no culture. So you think that just talking about something makes it more likely to happen? Yes, the power in the time. The first time ever went to jail,

I spoke that shit to existence. You never been to jail. Okay. Okay. Silver spoon. Stop it. Silver spoon. Stop it.

Stop it. Silver spoon. No, that's a bro. My mom tells me shit like that all the time. Just talking about something that's going to make it happen? Like, even. me like when we like talking about funny shit I'm like oh ha ha ha I'm dead she's like no don't say not for real I hate that shit when people like will take random things that you say and just

interpret it to mean something completely different all my kids bro I swear to God my mom nigga I swear of God I was 18 for a week my mama woke me up she said what you're doing today I said mom I'm going to jail she says don't play like that well I'm telling you why did you say that I don't know why I said she said don't say that our mind you know the power of tongue is real I'm like all right whatever She said, so what are you going to do today? I'm like, I'm going to jail. And I just kept saying that shit. Nigger, that night, my nigga, me, the homie shelter, and the homie bear, we went to this party in Compton.

You feel me? House party. That was your first mistake. You got to bear with you. I went to this house party in Compton. A big-ass fight happened. The police was called, right? Somebody threw a chair on my homeboy.

We walk outside. As we're walking outside, this fucking cop comes up to my homeboy for no reason, grabs his fucking neck and throws him on the fucking car. And I was like, officer, you ain't got to do him like that? He didn't do nothing. His fucking partner comes. Legs me. Legs sweeps me. My nigga, I fall to the ground. Nigga, they put their knee in my back.

They do all that shit. They arrest me. This is how I meet fucking Ali, mixed by Ali. This is how we know each other. Me and Ali met each other in the back of the fucking police car. Yes. And we were sitting there beatboxing in the back of the police car. Right. This story. Yeah, we were talking about how, what we're going

be doing in the industry and everything like that. They let him go. They end up booking me. And my mom was like, I told you. And this experience was enough to get you to believe in a superstition for the rest of your life. That's the first time. The second time, my homeboy, Donnie B, rest in peace. My home boy just started saying out of nowhere one day. He was like, hey, I'm going to get smoked. This is what he's telling us. He's like, I'm going to get smoked. And we like, man, don't talk like that. Yeah, why? I'm going to get smoked. He said, my funeral. Y'all going to go to my funeral. My repass is going to be cracking. Y'all going to have me on shirts. y'all gonna be doing this he's just saying this shit

you feel me just out of nowhere bro out of nowhere we're like don't talk like that what happens he gets shot you feel me in front of my house my house gets shot the fuck up he dies on my porch you feel what I'm saying wow yes bro and well repass was cracking all that shit bro and we have t-shirts

with him and shit like that and there's a lot of people bro that I've seen who literally said god take me away take me away who end up literally dying after that shit so I don't play when it comes to my life when it comes down to that. Well, everyone's going to die. Yes, I know that, but we don't want to do that soon, and we don't want to speak that

to existence. I speak life on my own. I personally am completely okay with people proposing hypothetical situations in which I die, because I think that that actually gives you a lot of a great vantage point on your life. Like one mental exercise I was recently hearing about is when you're doing something and you're thinking maybe that you're not necessarily taking, you might be kind of taking it for granted, you can think to yourself, what if this is the last time that I will ever do this? Like, what if I died tomorrow and this is the last time that I went mountain biking?

That's going to make you view that situation from a better vantage point. You're going to not take it for granted. And this dude even said, like, one example that I heard somebody saying, a park yesterday is like, I love skiing. The last time I went skiing was 10 years ago. I might never go skiing again. He's like, think about how much more I would have been in the moment or I would have, you know, really force myself to enjoy

that experience if I had known that that might be the, that might have been the last time I ever went skiing. Nigger, I've been... All I'm saying is that the death hypotheticals are important for understanding life. Bro, I've been thinking about all this type of shit so much recently, y'all don't even understand.

Especially you haven't helped issues. Bro, like literally just fucking, just thinking like, damn, like, I could walk fine like a couple weeks ago. Kiki, you want to put that blunt in the air? Nigger, we were at ComplexCon walking around together, And I was like, that's when I just was like first feeling like, ah, like a little fucked up.

But it's like that's some shit that you don't even think about like taking for granted. It's like, damn, me. I don't want you to be a peg leg guy. I don't want to be either. No. So I'm going to go to the doctor. Yeah, I know. I'm going to go to the doctor.

But you see, our other homie said today, he has some fucking shit going on. I'm like, man, y'all don't play with your health, man. Who? I'm not going to say his name, but he said something earlier and he addressed me if you get my drift. But do not play with your. fucking health man is not worth it don't be stupid like me don't wait 15 fucking years to get a physical me oh that's

crazy I can't believe I was scared bro me keep it real with y'all now that I look at my life and I think about all the drinking and coke and fucking pills that it and everything it's like what was I thinking how long were you how long has it been since you done anything? Probably four years three years I can't remember that's a while

this point but I was just like that ain't true yeah that dick that thing I looked over here so fast as if he knows I've never been drugs around him in the first place. Yeah, yeah. I've been basically sober the whole time that he's even living in California. I've seen you do some shit, but you didn't do it in moderation.

What? Oh, drink lean? Yeah, that don't count. That don't count. Yeah, I don't count that as... Is it a gentleman's pleasure? No, for real. That's rich shit.

I don't count that as doing drugs, to be honest. Unless you become a lean head and you become a hat. If you drink lean less than once a month, then it's not a problem. And also if you can afford it. Because there's a lot of people where drinking lean like once a month would be like, like a fucking full-time job. Not really. Significant amount of money.

Okay, let me take a look here. I have some more topics I want to discuss. Oh, so do you remember Ice Poseidon? Yeah, of course. You don't know who this is. Okay. Ice Poseidon is a streamer who... Probably Yuri's favorite streamer.

Of all time. He basically picture this is a person who like influenced Yuri's existence more than anybody ever. Literally. Like, he's like the live streamer that Yuri was such a fan of and the reason why he works for No Jumper is basically because he was like such like a dick rider

of the live streaming scene that he like wanted to be a part of No Jumper because we were kind of like adjacent to like the ice beside and and he liked rap's music because he was the first streamer who basically started doing the IRL streams where he would go out filming himself

walking around L.A. just getting into whatever and you know all of a sudden he's like making fun of some random person on the street or fucking with some girls talking to some random girls or he's walking at a pizza place but then his fan base turns super super toxic and all of a sudden he would like go to a pizza spot and the

fucking fans watching at home would find the fucking phone number for the pizza spot and call it in and they'd be like yo there's a white guy holding a video a camera he just walked in there he's a child molester keep an eye on him he's got or like he's got a bomb on him

he's going to blow up the spot the TTS shit bro it would say the craziest shit while he was out in public, bro. He would meet, like, a random buy girl, and, like, you could donate, like, $3 and, and write whatever the fuck you want, and the fucking speaker says what you say it. He knows what TTS here? You know, and they would block, like, the obviously racist shit, but people obviously

are incredibly clever, and they would come up with something to fucking completely, oh, and there's like, whatever, like, he basically was, like, super early on streaming, and, you know, his career, I would say, has kind of slowed down since then. Like, he really has taken like multiple breaks and stuff, but he still does some of the streaming stuff and everything. But he started a coin, right? Like a Bitcoin clone type thing under his brand name or whatever. And his fan base, I don't think, is that huge anymore.

But definitely some people who put money into it. So he starts this. And then, long story short, he basically ends up, like, you know, all these people have money invested in it. He withdraws like $750,000 or $800. thousand dollars and just dips off with all his own fans money. Oh that's a nigga you dissed on Twitter?

I did tweet about it. When it is happened recently? Like a couple days ago. Are you joking? If you want to see the video about it, Coffeezilla made a really, really good video breaking down exactly how you do this. It's called a rug pull where basically you convince a bunch of your fans to invest in a crypto coin and then you fucking

pull all of your liquidity out of it so they're left high and dry. And the crazy thing about it is that this dude, Koppi Zilla is doing an interview with him. and basically trying to get him to acknowledge that stealing all this money from his fans is fucked up and he like is basically like yeah you know I did do it but you know like

I'm not gonna give the money back but he's like you stole it and he's like it's like 800 grand or something like it was like there's like three different times that he basically took money out of it and it's like each time it was like 200,000 plus so he basically just made off like a fucking bandit and it kind of seems like he's like done with the streaming thing

and so he's just sort of like fuck it I'll just make a shitload of money on the way out I didn't leave yeah yeah so don't do anything like that to your community I don't think so that's the important thing the community is strong now yeah I had I had a really fun time about this nigga career

bro like that shit was lit I'm a I'm a fucking Twitch partner I tell you guys like a whole story and then just immediately change the subject to something else the point is to try to be on topic to a certain extent you just say it my community yeah but I'm trying to like talk about

a topic, not just like start promoting your thing after I tell you about something. I'm at Twitch partner. I can't believe that fucking, I mean, like, ICE beside and didn't really give me, I guess that's like, like, like, he didn't seem like, I guess he would do some shit like that. He seemed like he actually fucking cared about

his community and like, I wasn't going to say anything about it, but then once I actually like went on YouTube and started to like really like notice how many times I've done content with him, like I did an interview with him with like 800K. I did another podcast on my channel. I did fucking I hosted a boxing ass with them

and shit it's like think about Mexican Andy how he feels right about all the andy's dude think about Yuri you know Yuri goes this like yeah like if you go like Yuri you're a fucking idiot that thing this is I was assigned he invented this he really I didn't know that's where he got that he stole that from him is he like

is Yuri like harmonious Andy kind of right not even like that like he would just be like Russian Andy or something yeah oh okay yeah who the fuck is Andy he started this whole thing where like there would always be different fans that would like come up to them on stream and shit and basically try to like get cloud off them and they would all become an Andy.

But yeah but bro like they would like They would be Compton Andy. Definitely you're Compton Andy. That was funny. You're ketamine Andy. Wait no but um yeah like his his fan base is just like fucking insane bro.

Wait um wasn't he beefing with like Brandon Hampton or whatever? I was like Brandon Beacon? him and Brandon Hampton were tight at first and then Brandon Hampton broke off and Brandon Hampton became like the evil streamer who was like fighting everybody and getting into crazy shit on Hollywood Boulevard

I think I got into a fight with him in Santa Monica Well do you remember the video of It was like a dude got hit by a car On Hollywood Boulevard and he ended up basically doing Like a handstand on the fuck If you saw it, you would remember it You know exactly Brian Pumper was in the clip I think Brian Puber filmed the clip

Just kicking it on Hollywood Boulevard Okay like Okay not even trying to be funny It was like some crib nigger or something And the crib nigga was pressing this White was pressing this guy we're talking about And the white nigga tried to run away And he was but it was like my car

Yeah, you've seen that it was so fucking crazy That that happened. Bro, I can't believe also like the fucking first Shoreline Mafia musty video Was shot at Hampton Brandon Hampton. I keep getting it wrong Brandon Hampton is underrated

In terms of white people who have been on no jumper And said the N-word repeatedly. What? Yeah, he was banging cripping shit in that one video there? He had like seven crips with him all standing around him during his interview. Because he got hit by the damn and they were just letting him say it. One of them is in the stink team.

That's crazy. Because he got hit by car, so he had, you know, like. You blabbed it all that. Yeah, I said that, I don't worry about it. It's because of the CTE. No, I'm saying. Like, he got to get, he got to be protected now. I'm not. Like, I don't really think. You're going to get hit on purpose. I don't think that's a good excuse, but

I could see someone trying to use that excuse. I don't have to go find a car right there. He's like, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, Nicka, Nick, Nick. I'm gonna find a car to get hit by. Damn, imagine Parker gets a concussion and starts saying the N-WR up. Don't wait that much of your daughter, bro. Parker.

Don't put that in the air, man. Yeah, what the fuck is wrong? Are we putting death and the N-word in the air now? The N-word is fine. How can we just put the end? You think that me mentioning as a joke, the idea that Parker could say the N-word and the future's just going to make her more likely

to be a daily N-word-s-sayer? We don't want Parker to say no N-words, man. He's already worried about George Clooney. I really thought you were telling me He said the E-R You were probably dead ass That was so fun That was my nigga made Casamigos

That shit was hilarious I was really trying to get my hero I was trying to get you to understand What I was talking about You just kept like You kept getting more confused Everything But Trev said he was confused too

We need cameras in the ceilings With Mike so we can capture moments like that I can't believe you said the you thing was fake. Like, I'm... Go watch it again now. I know. Think about that.

Yeah, yeah. I'm like, God damn it. Cush. I'm gonna look at my notes again. I know we got some talk about. Can you pull up the don't agents too? I was gonna say, listen, let's look at what the people got to say, man.

Look at the don't knows. Oh yeah, Kanye said don't ask them to do an NFT. I would like to put myself in that group as well. That's pretty important to me. Yeah, because you were saying NFTs it was stupidest shit before you bought one. And then I bought one. But now I'm back to not fucking with NFTs.

What really? Well, I just don't... What changed? ones. I just don't believe in all the rest of them. Yeah, because niggas is just... Except all the ones on the No Jummer Instagram that have paid posts. I believe in all those. Okay.

At least... I wonder how many people are... Today. I wonder how many people are paying and get their NFTs for Motor Do you Jumper. I don't know. How many of you posts like a day? Shout out to my boy Fudge Willie. Shout out of Fudge Willie. He's going to drop in some heat. He's in the chat. He said, can you feel the fudge tonight on all platforms? I got to check that out.

Yeah, yeah. Can you feel... Is there any way we can watch like one like fudge willie video during no but we added one of the sums all right we need to add more we need to add his entire catalog

fudge willy is just a certified hit maker dot focus said sharps probably at sharp's probably had a gas station arguing with a group of chicks I could see that Michael Michael Metro sent four dollars said likes are free

shout out to him no sharp is doing episodes this week so I know that the the sharp Tank fans are probably holler at the Sharp Tank fans. They're probably disappointed because they haven't seen a new Sharp episode in like a week or two

or whatever, but we got him in the fucking booth. He got to travel. Me, him, and Selena Powell. About to lock in. Whoa. And me and Sharp are going to zone out and do another two hours. That's going to be crazy. Yeah, they're going to be arguing like a month. But what do you think they're going to

end up talking about? I don't know. Just the names alone is going to be like... They're going to find a way to start arguing, like, about anything. Sharp is going to have, like, a million views the first day. Yeah, I don't know. I'm very excited to see what happens, but I have no idea. And what am I going to contribute to it? I feel like it's going to be like the Blue Jasmine and Sharp one where they're just screaming

at each other, and I'm kind of stuck in the middle. That set the foundation. That set the foundation. That was the foundation. Selina is going to be like, you stupid bitch. That'll be tight. Shiraig Sarcaria sent $10. said, have you heard the Juice World snippet about you, 22 with a Glock, like Adam,

No Jumper? Yes, I have no idea if that song actually exists or anything like that. Well, have you heard it? It exists. I just heard the snippet, but I never heard anything close to like a full song. So I would like to hear it if it exists. But I mean, there's all these people who have all these leaks out there. So if that song actually did exist, I feel like we would know. I love a good leak, you know? Juice World would record a verse like fucking-

In five minutes, a bunch of times on one, or he would, he would rap for 10 minutes on a song, and then it would end up being a fucking He's one of the best freestylers that I've ever. So I feel like ever. I'm not counting on that snippet coming out. Shout out to Ski TV. Skiy. Our boy Kiki dropped $12 in the chat.

What a legend. Big ski. Big ski's going to be with me doing the live stream right after the show. Right after the show, baby 9 p.m. And listen, one thing I'm excited for is once we get into the new spot and we can stream a little bit more easily and we have multiple sets, I want to have some of our No Jumper clans such as Yuri such as Kiki

such as Vell let's have them do an hour before the No Jumper show as like a pre-show you know see test them out a little bit give them a spot where they can talk about some shit that's like

it's less pressure because it's like an intro to the main show but they can kind of it would be cool I'm like open up for us I think since there's more fucking opportunities you should try them out as talent all the way literally that's what I just said trying them out by doing like a pre-show to the

give everybody a show because a lot of the fans are already in the zone locked in watching the YouTube channel on a Tuesday or Wednesday anyway so maybe they tune in an hour early they get to see what Val and Kiki put together or Yori or Trevor whoever make Treb and Basanova fight to the death for a show whoever

whoever survives my money's on Bosanova he seems like one of the people to have the fucking what's some sores, a little pointy ones like Zorro Sometimes we'll have super gangster ass rappers in here And I'll wonder what they're thinking about Boston Obama's painted fingernails

They probably don't give a fuck Sometimes it's 2022 Sometimes I noticed I noticed them like certain rappers Like looking at the fingernails Been like Pro right It's 22 who cares You don't do that?

You're two cis for that? No, I'm just like I just haven't Bro, I let this girl paint my fucking nails In like high school What are the odds of you claiming a different gender At some point in your life? Never?

Never? No I mean like you know I'm fine. I have no problem. Biden is weird. No, you want to be binary, I think. I don't know.

We got to Google what that even means. Jay Martinez said $5. He said, Josh should let you all pack him out right now to let him smash Kazumi after a house phone. What? I don't love that idea on many levels. Why do we got to pack him out?

And then what does that have to do? How is that linked with him? Imagine Josh just bloody as fuck. Pull it up to the Kazumi game man. Now, that's a mental image. I don't know I'm not sitting on that You're gonna get my boy in trouble

Man You're gonna get my boy in trouble Where he can't even go He has to work Yeah honestly You have to go E Monster 91 said 10 dollars And said

Adam you should be using my girl's soap I sent you not that Irish spring bullshit Shout out to urban hippie essentials Oh that's who sent you the soap I would like to comment on that I haven't tried out his soap yet But I will try it out Okay

But the day after we did the No Jumbers show I was getting in the shower and I looked I looked at one drawer and I had a fucking 12 pack Irish Spring. They just appeared there? No, it was already there but I just saw it.

Stinky fuck. I had been using body wash for a few days or a week before this and I decided you know what? I'm going to put Irish Spring on my story and tag A.D. But then I'm going to actually use the lufa. I grab the lufa

I started putting the body wash on the lufa. And then I started lathering up with it. I have multiple things to say about this. A, you make the soap stretch a lot

more by using the lufa. You get a nice lather going. If you're just applying the soap by hand, you need like a lot. But when you use the lufa, it helps you spread the soap around. You really start getting it in there. I can put it above your head and go down

your back, you know what I'm saying? I can't believe as a, what, 30 Pass AD the Lufa. Hey, hit my back. No. I can't believe you're at this age and just not figuring this out. I'm fucking with the Lufa, man. I like my new name, Lufelow. Lufelow.

Yeah, that was hard. I was kind of hoping to go by Lufeloke. You can be a boofelok. Never mind. I'm boofing things. Anyway, then the other day, the other day I got in the shower. You're going to be fading. Those aren't, you're not medicated.

Really? The other day, I get in the fucking shower, and I had just been fucking finish. in the roach from the night before so I'm really in the zone and I forget about the lufa and I just grab the Irish Spring and I take my old-fashioned fucking Irish Spring shower before

I know it I'm fucking lathered up with that I felt dirty didn't you? I think that the luther ring Supreme. What that fuck? I think it's officially Lufa gang or don't bangs. I'm fucking with it. Lupa gang or don't bang? I'm with it. Yeah man I'm just glad that you... They hate when people chew gum just so you know pop rocks is...

Sorry, probably even... Oh, bro. It's suss. Anyway. Yeah, it wasn't. I think I'm on the lufa from now on. Do you bring a lufo with you when you go on a trip? No.

No. What do you do when you go on the trip? You use the soap from the hotel? I use a towel from the hotel. The towel from the hotel. Okay. You grab that. I can't believe you.

Are you serious right now? I don't even care too. Like, you can wipe your ass and you can throw that motherfucker as I don't. Throw it at them. But I've done so. I've done so much foul shit with the, with the hotel. Yeah. You should be washing your ass like this?

Like. My nose bled one time and I just fucking, do you just have it like built into your DNA, your fucking code in your brain to wash your face before your ass? Yeah. Do you have a code? Like do you do? Do you wash like head, arms, shoulders?

I feel it. Midriff. I don't use the same products that I wash my face. And like I don't use body wash to wash my face. So like I'll wash my face with the face wash. And then I wash my body. with the body wash. Oh, so I should have a different soap for my face.

Yeah, you should have you a little skin, a little skin, if you care about your skin. That's my one complaint about the lufa is that it's too big and cumbersome for me to really get like the, like, my nose and stuff. So you don't use the lufa on your face? No. No, I do afterwards still. So after it's covered in your booty sauce?

No, bro, let me tell you, this is what I do. I use my skin scare stuff. I put that on my face. I get in there good, you know what I'm saying? Then I get my beard, a little shamp, cool. I do this shit. That's what I need. That's what I need.

Got my fake beard. You feel me? He washes it off? You wash it off. Wash the Sharpie off. Hey. No, I got some, I got some chalk. Look, I got the chalk line up still from one of the-

What's that? No, you have one hair that's like down right now? Oh, my God, that looks so tight. That's from my hat. You got a weird little error going. I don't know. I just made it worse. I can't see it, but.

You look like Danny Brown. You look like your head's cracking. No. Hey, so you ever used Beijing before? What's that? Beijing is the shit that they put on to make, like, the feeling of your specs. Beijing is a place in China.

I know that, but it's called Beijing. No, my barber has for sure done that. No, but you don't see like the little white residue. He does that. Like, he, like, chalks you up. Yeah, he, like chalks you out first and then uses it to make sure. I'm going to chalk you out. Speaking of barbers, where's Kay Flock's barber at?

I want to fucking check in with him. Wow. And shout out my boy, Swayzee TV. Yeah, shout out Swayze. Swayze TV's life is hard. right now because he doesn't have K-Flock to make videos about he has no updates unless he ends up catching a fade

on Rikers. Maybe he can make a video about that. They're not going to probably have a video of that, unfortunately. This place falling apart. But shout out Swayze TV, man. This place is falling apart. He was just getting lit too. Just getting lit and now his boys gone. That's like if academics lost

well, no, because academics had like he was doing like Soldier Boy and Rico Reckles and shit, but I was going to say 6-9 dipped out. Is Rico reckless still in Joe? I keep seeing comments saying these out. But we're, where do you tap in with us? Tap in with us.

Where the fuck where we go regalus at? Man, no, but, I got a little chode roach right now, bro. Bro, that shit's just sad,

bro. It's like, fuck, like, because we don't know what happened. Like, he could have really been saving his own life. Like,

the nigga, like, the nigga could have been up, to up the pole on him. Yeah. The nigga could have been about to up the pole on him first. Definitely. I think that was the situation.

Yeah, he can just blam him for no reason. I mean, not for no reason, but like I don't think that was going to help him in court too much but hey Adam would you rather one get double teamed by house phone and AD once a month for a year or two drink a fifth of vodka every single day for a year god both of those sounds so shitty I don't think you could physically drink a gallon of vodka no a fifth of vodka be spread it out throughout the day I said a gallon

I could drink a fifth of tequila you think I could spread it out throughout the day without being totally shit-faced all day. Bro, you can start at 3 p.m. I'd have done it. If I drink three gallons of water a day. You can start at 8 a.m. That's crazy. I'm going to hate my fucking life, though. Maybe I'll just get tag teams.

I got homies like that. They wake up in the morning. They go get them a fifth and a day. Are you guys going to tag team my asshole? No, it's once a month. Bro! What? No. That's going to suck.

Yeah, nigga, you know what double team means, Josh. Lamar Penn sent $5. Shout out to him. Big Cam said, why house phone built like Missy Elliott. I ask myself that all the time Lamar Penn Is a musical legend

He said can I get an invite to Kazumi's party That's between you and Kazumi I'm sorry No it says clearly on the emails No plus ones Darren sent $10 and said My schmeat may not be 12 inches But it sure smells like a foot

That was funny That is funny That's gross And sent $10 said Duno gets you guys A lot of Mexican slash Latinx audience You guys should be nice at him especially on his weight.

I love him. All of y'all out of shape, be honest. What do you mean? That's fair. Y'all donate and say these things about him. Trying to get us to put him on a weight loss program and shit. Y'all need to put me on a fucking weight loss program.

I don't know. We love Duno. We love Duno. You know, probably the funniest. We got a roast time motherfucker. Did y'all like his no jumper impressions? I didn't watch that yet.

Oh, you got to watch it. I was so mad he tapped out on me. He was like, oh, house phone is like, you can't do him. The best one is true. He said. I was like in tune sent $10.

What happened to Sharp and are the hose mad hooties ever shipping? You got to hit the website, the nojumper.com site. I don't know about when specific things. H.R. Josha. nojubber. com. What happened to Sharp? I mean, he's filming this week. Yeah.

We're good. I can like Sharp is just. Yeah, don't worry. Sam C. Shout out, NoJubber. A.D. That all I do track goes. Keep that shit up.

Thank you, my guy. Fix your leg. Yeah. Damn. It's my life. legs. Vince sent $5. Said, Need a Baby Smooth interview. That would be great. Let's do that.

Office DeWill said, reacted to AD's new track. All I do, fire emojis. So maybe you should check his channel out. Official D. Will because he said he did a reaction, I think. Shout out to D.W. I'm going to check that out. Charlie Bagg sent $10. Shout out to him. Barracks 94 sent $2. Said AD. No, he's shouting us on. No, we're not going to do that.

Juan sent $5.00. Said, Kaka! Chris Serrano said, we can brother Myron the Sambo from Sudan. A lot of things change. I don't know. Shut up, Myron, though.

What up, Fool with Slim sent $10, said, The Slim checking in from Charlotte. Shout to Adam 22, house phone, ADT, rail, the whole plug-talk gang. Duno, Yuri, the Russian. C-Mack on 55th, and don't forget, Parker gang, Long-Live Tony. Shut up.

What are you what I said? But they hate on Myron some more? No, no. Have you seen that show? made the fed it it it's just fire it was super fire he's got a new program style I'm not gonna hold you amazing he's like breaking down all these cases

like extremely well Chelsea Rodriguez said where yassie at could I damn there used to be bricked up watching shorty all of my boys into the rogue gang ease up I do know until further notice okay shout out yesy much love to yassie

Larry Ramirez said Yuri is the end product if Howard Stern had babies with the dude from victorious I don't know what that means at all. Victoria's is a show Ariana Grande was on. Shout out Mercury's. Mercury said $39 and said

Mercury's and Crit Mac coming soon. That's bananas. We need that. Charlie Bags said, what are your thoughts on Draco and Rumble's relationship towards the end? His untouchable remix sounds like a sneak disc. You used to slap his music until I found out of his touching kids.

Jesus Christ, I wish I didn't read that. I don't know anything about all that. That's not true. That's not to do with us. I didn't even. Why did I read that? I should have figured out not to read that earlier. Cairo glyphics said, sending love to Yuri. Keep your head up. Love you, bro. Yeah. Shout out to Yuri. He's been going through some shit. Yeah, man. Everybody's, everybody going on Yuri's Instagram. Send him some positive love, man. We don't want to speak on it because we don't really know anything about it. But if you check out Yuri's Instagram story, you can figure it out.

So prayers up to him and everything he's going through. Yeah, go to his Instagram post and just tell him how much you appreciate him. Intergalactic sent $5. You've been watching you for a minute. check out Intergal Active VIP on Instagram and see what I got going on. Shout out to you. Bunny Rock sent $5. Need that you Fizzle interview.

Fizzle? Thank you, Fizzle. Or did you mean to say something else? I think he meant to say thank you, Fizzle. Isaac J. Smooth said, out a badass interview with Bobby. Also, we need more Tainika interview. Shout out, no jumper.

Yeah. I agree. Tell us who you think that Tiny Kuh, aka T. T.R.A. Last Kings is Prince. Who he should interview next? because honestly I'm really impressed because like him interviewing T.F. You know, that's his homie that he had a good relationship with.

And obviously you were on that one too. I didn't necessarily expect that one to do really good views. But I think the people were actually excited to see TRL interview with somebody. So they tuned in and that put more eyes on him. That's crazy. Yeah. Shout out T.F. too. Dylan.

He should interview like some of his last king's niggas from back in the day. He should interview you, I guess. Dylan Parker said, Adam. My friend is Ryan from Turtle Bear. I sent this in traffic on the way home from work on the freeway. Shout out rope gang. Shout out Dylan Parker. For God I had that tatat on my lapis.

Noah Shrimp said LMAO, Juice World. It looks like you might see something else. Juice World, the best freestiler? What about Big El? Definitely. Big Ill classic. Yo, I got slugs for snitches. Very good options.

Alex Gutierre said, if Housewoman don't drop that song on BabyTron, we canceling, disconnected. That shit is fire, too. All right. Facts. Yeah. And Stan Will is on that song, too. Shout out of shitty boys, man. You're honorary shitty boy.

Honestly, I might be signed by Babytron. I might be the fourth member. Imagine. You're just his Beanie Siegel. Signed to the hip-hop lab. I like that. Cole, see-through, sent $5. He said, Sending a love to your ain't his fan.

And shout out Big Ski. We need them on a full pod for sure. Shut out, Big Ski. Let us know if you want Big Ski to sit in on episodes sometime. Ski TV. Cole, C. I'm 100% G. He said Zay Hilfiger is now

Gly Gly Gould and doing dudes on Twitter. What did you mean? He been doing it. Yeah, but I think he was just doing like, he was doing such. He was sucking up a glass deal deal. But they're saying these fucking dudes now. I don't think that might be new. I mean, if you do that, you, you just lit.

Yeah, if you're sucking off a dildo on the timeline, it's like, that's hard. Pause. Okay. Dave Revenue sent $10 said shut out Dave Revenue on YouTube. Okay, I got to check it out. You know, no, no, no. You know what I hate. Glezy Goblin.

Anytime I see somebody in there like, yo, like, are you house phone? Yeah, what's up? Yo, tell Adam I said, what's up. I'm like, yeah, you know what? Let me call them right now. Call Adam and be like, yeah, this random guy just said, what's up? This thought that counts. It is.

Dylan Parker said, Adam, shout out North Shore. My mom worked at T-Bay Rope Gang. Yes, shout out to Hawaii. I just remember that Turtle Bay is where we stayed at in Hawaii. Adam, can we get an updated splurge interview? Shout out, no jumper fan from Dallas. I feel like we got this donation last time. But yeah, shout out to

Shout out to Splurge Splurge definitely started a wave of like the like super simple instrumentals like You know? Yeah I feel like nobody else Actually, Soljiboy did that. He's like a grown man now

Yeah, he is grown as fuck probably He looks totally different It's kind of crazy I haven't seen or heard any of his music or any of that I would like to tap back in He was very influential He used to always be at the store Cole C-through sent $5 and said

Swayze needs Maddie G's to come back you need to interview him. I actually would. The story is invited you. But actually he's a set tripper. That's like interviewing Twisty P. He's like dissing pop smoke after he died and shit. Okay.

He's fucking crazy. And you think he's just like tucked off somewhere in like upstate New York and like so he don't got to worry about it? I remember when his parents got him in trouble and kicked him off YouTube. His parents made him get off YouTube. He was burning the black rag and all that shit, bro. He was the fucking craziest gangbanger in New York. Isaac 559 said cops.

He was the original Twisty P. He was. Off the Rico high roller. Shout out house phone for a fire shoot. Yo, thank you. They sold out. They sold out, man. Freeway smokes at Pete, my music.

I'm up next. Friday, we will actually be doing a live stream. Me, Big Ski, probably like Trev and Vell or whatever. I'll pull up to it. We'll be in here doing the stream, listen to your music. So if you want to get your songs heard, go to nojumber.com, click the tab on the top left and choose music promotions. And you can see all the different options that we have for everybody. identity by Teddy Winslow said

AD Sharon's snacks with phone was so cute shout out Mildew 22 gang Darker Pill Cosby number two said Where's my homies fresh and fit update? They said they love you guys L.O.L. hashtag we don't dabble in the dark. Shout out to fresh and fit.

Shout out fresh and fit. I can't believe they said that. I can't believe they said that on a podcast. We dabble everywhere. I dabble everywhere. On God. Wolfret said Why is that I'm looking like a thick beat Davidson?

Oh. Is his hair blonde, too? Yeah, I'll do that. I think you need more of like a... You're Skeet Davidson. I like that. That was... Justin Cook sent $20 said,

What up, no jumper. What up to you? Michael Ornilius sent five bucks. Shut up to him. Evan A. said, let's do a firebird hot wing challenge. Shout out to him. Firebird chicken, amazing. What's the...

What's the fucking reward at the end? Because that shit gonna fuck my stomach up. Cody and USA said, you dig update. We have none. You should. make a video or something tell us niggas swear to he he's a footlocker and i wasn't gonna say it they swear you said it so many times in the back yeah yeah we said it we said it head of the hell of rubean rodriguez said shut out eric iran shot up and come an artist in l.a okay i would just

want to know what like happened in his life there he was just like fuck it rebecca havatter said xxx cool that's it fire yeah freeway smoke quit playing with me out of my bumpin ex till ad to fuck with my music if you ain't okay you still fuck with Nick Seabasty Shout out to Nick I ain't seen him in a minute but yeah Shout out Nick Get Tareek Nashid for an interview

And watch his new documentary Buckbreaking I never I didn't know he had a documentary I'm interested in that Tariq Nashit is fucking crazy But maybe Ad I'm waiting on my switch bro What the fuck just playing

It's coming to send it out tomorrow You drop shipping switches No I gave away For my Twitch When I got to a thousand of subscribers You should give away a switch They got a switch They got me on that too.

I did one of the like, oh, like the person with the most likes on their comment, I'm going to give him a free shirt. You should do a-bought-in-the-should. Give them a little dirt switch. Yeah, they're like, they're like, where's my shirt? And me, do know, and pun signed it too. When do we get in the TwistyP interview slash Yeet? Yeet was not actually there for the TwistyP interview? We wish.

We would love to do a podcast with him. Yeah, we need our interview? Yeah. Liliana said, AD, you're my man-crush Monday. Can I please take you on a date or would you wear my clothing? brand if I send you merch. Send it to me. He'll have sex with you for $75.

Ames Life. Was that your price back in the day when you used to serve? That was my price. That was a real general. What would you do with the 75? Like, if you only got one. If you only got one that day, what would you do? I was getting a $5 haircut.

$5.00? I used to pay $5. Every day. Hey, the homie E. I'm not sure you're paying for the fake beer back then. I didn't have a fake beer. I didn't have a beer. Yeah, he asked me if I had a fake beer one day and I was so offended.

I mean, I wasn't offended. I was more like, okay, I must be a little bit. When I get a tattooed on. When I get fake beer compliments, I mean, like, yeah, my shit. That means, get your shit tattooed. What do you mean? My beard? You get a beard tattooed on your face, so then you can just grow hair on top of that.

There's actually a... That sounds like the worst idea. It was weird. I never grow hair right here either. They're like, why don't you fill it in? I'm like, no, just let it rock. This guy, Ann's life is asking if we would be on this podcast. They have 2505 subscribers.

How about you put some more work in and we'll consider it again. Exactly. America sent $5 said, AD drinking motor oil tonight R. I be Sydney Bornier. Oh no, this is a chlorophyll yeah.

I need that. That's chlorophyll. That's toothpaste water. Shout out to Brandon for the $20. What are the health benefits of this green water? Niggas a lot.

It's what it's what the plants have to have it to grow, correct? Yeah. It's a lot of health benefits for it. You're not a plant. Robert Plant.

You're going to call you that. You're not a plant. Y' got the home. Dude, your rap. Your rap name should be Robert, California. From fucking the office? Like that niggas, bro. No, but like, then you really rep in California, right?

I like it. Michael Vick said, if Housephone loses his leg, he can finally be Crip. That's not funny. That's not funny. That's kind of funny. That was funny, though. I hit the blend.

I'm too high now. I'm like, fuck. I haven't smoked in forever. Like, that would really put you to the test because, like, it's a big core belief for you that people should be made fun of for their disabilities. No, I don't. That's a core belief. That's a belief at TCC Records. I haven't said a disabled nothing to that you did. One time.

But it was relevant. You roasted everybody on their disabilities. We all have them. What's yours? You didn't say none. Hair loss. That's not one. That is not a disability.

It breaks out its function. No. I'm pumping nut Elmers Straight Elmers I heard you I heard you had to like Put some weird shit

Into your dick hole To make it hard No When you go film Shout out to Bluetooth Dot com No They ain't paying this

No Bluech Come hit us up man They did the It works On a interview though It worked I ain't a lie

The damn rude Blue Chu fucking skitzy You're doing It's fucking classic Yeah Is he show his dick No

Oh Somebody Speaking of dick Somebody sent me that fucking picture of that guy again where he's fucking naked wearing the perk jersey that's hot. Oh, that dude.

I hooked him in the Skybri-up. I believe. Yo, no, super no homo, but. Come on over. Let's split a perk. Come on over and smoke perks with me, baby. I don't know what the fuck, that. Wasn't Twisty Pete talking about smoking a perk?

Yeah. He was so offended. He was so offended that that we like assumed he was on drugs first. And then he admits to smoking perked and then he was like, I'm a drug veteran. I was joking when I asked me if I ever smoked a perk. He's like, yeah. I'm like, bro,

you got to pick a, you got to pick one because neither of those makes sense. Yeah. Fudge Willie sent $5. I like smoking carts more than Blunts. TBA. Shout out to Fudge Willie. Shout out to Fudge Willie,

man. One of the greatest musical artists of our time period. Fudge Willie can move out here and work at the store and just spit on his tities on the floor. If he touches somebody's people, poop he's out of here. Go to the bathroom. Bro. You can just tip him

to touch his own poop. Stop it. I definitely will pay him to see that. Reminders, Josh at nojumper.com, if you want to be involved, if you want us to see you, we're looking for some new talent.

If you want us, if you want us to see Fudge Willie spit on his tities. Spin on my tibing. Email, Spit on my tities. MJ TV said, can I be the first black intern for Nojumber?

A.D., thanks for always. He was the first black. That's a good point. for always replying and giving me motivation. Adam, you the goat, high rollers, or don't roll at all. Hey, shout out to you, my guy. I would love a black intern. No.

No? That's what he said. Can I be the first black intern? They call it something else. Oh, boy. Back in a day. I mean, we are trying to get some more. Not interns, but if you wanted, like, you know, work at the store or help out or whatever,

we're definitely open to. You're looking for a pack of employees. No. Stop it. Stop it. Can Housephone do a fresh or Myron impersonation. He does both so good.

I'm just leaving a while. I've done it so many times. You like the new content. That's why. I never not like the content. I like this idea. Hub Graphics said T.R. R.

He probably has fire. He probably has fire. Pound got crazy stories. I was thinking that I was almost trying to interview pun. Make an interview pun! That's what I was thinking, but maybe we do it with Tirol. That'd be fire. That'd be fire, actually.

Noah Shrimp said, Housephone, end the beef with and get him on. No. No. Yeah. E. Eddie Eddie was trying to tell me

the same thing the other day and I'm like bro Hey shout out to Eddie for his house getting a fool so fight Eddie Baker

and got the Eddie Baker was playing fucking fucking Fortnite or some shit and he fucking I don't know if he like

dropped the blunt he basically dropped the blunt inside the fucking couch and you see like a little stream of fire of smoke coming up

and he runs into the kitchen and it's on his Twitter and he grabs a fucking cup of water bro I swear to God

his water situation must be fun. It's the slowest reaction ever. It takes him like a full minute to pour a cup of water and he starts pouring it all the fucking couch. He has to flip the couch over the whole inside of the couch is burning and shit. It's fucking crazy. Can we play that? He basically has no couch now.

Pull up Eddie Baker's Twitter and fucking throw this shit up. But he was on stream so it's like Bro, based on it, it seems like he might have burned his whole fucking house down. Shout out EBE Castro in the chat as well. bro this shit is fucking i mean it wouldn't be funny if the whole house burned down i'm not sure bro any baker i would not want him to be in charge of if there was a fire because he's

no you can't be a firefighter bro it took him so long you're on abaker's instagram yeah keeps throwing down it's like a he posted the actual there it is oh here we go this is lit okay i will bro this is funny as well i haven't seen this yeah he got 81 000 views turn the audio off because it's the fucking video game oh oh it's ass is out. That's hot. Quality shit, I wish we could adjust it.

I know, right? Fuck. This shit got 80,000 views. Are we in the corner? Yeah. Bro, his shit is burn. Look at that shit. Looks like there's a firework inside the car.

And take you that long to get some fucking water? Bro. What is he doing? What is he looking for? He's trying to get water, bro. Look at it. I know, but I'm saying like, nigga. Look out.

Look out. Look at out. Look at it. It would take me like eight seconds to get a cup of water. I'm sorry. Or like a pan of something. Not a towel. What's a towel?

What's the towel? You're going to make it worse. Five times worse. No, John. I mean, realistically, honestly, like, you're kind of fucked either way because, like, just a cup of water is probably not enough to really. Yeah. But it's a good start.

At least. Yeah. Like, and think about how long it would take to fill up like a pot. I don't know. That's what I was thinking. Like, that's what I thought he was doing at first. Maybe. What you should do is you should go over, put a pot down.

start filling that up then take a cup of water fill that up and then while you're bringing the water over there it could be filling up the pot at the same time yeah you gotta work that was actually smart a fire extinguisher wouldn't be a bad idea to keep around the house who got them though I mean but it would be smart yo look at this this is when you

this is when you start to see how bad it is when he starts to tip the couch oh hell no bruh yo yeah ain't a cup of water that couch needed to go anyway at this point I'm worried like is my fucking shit burning down because yo I'm I'm pretty sure he lives downtown and I'm pretty sure Damn

Well like that's a really specific claim And he fucking If his shit burns down The whole fucking bill He probably live in the Seaswell hotel The whole bill is burned down No I'm just kidding No like

Yeah he Probably lives in an apartment building With 100 other people His whole couch is burning I want to know how this ends Look at him It looks like he got alcohol in He was about

You know that's a smart idea Get multiple spigots going at the same time. What the fuck is like one little thing of water like that are going to do, Eddie? The funny thing about when you're watching this though too is that it has the fucking lobby music in the game and it's like this super like heroic

sounding thing like dun-d-d-dun-dun-d-dun and it's like Eddie Baker trying to fucking do battle with his couch. I can't believe that, bro. Yo, I still cannot fucking believe. That's worth more than 1,500 likes. You got me fucked up.

That's worth more than 80,000 likes. I ain't a lot. When I seen it... 80,000 views, he destroyed a perfectly good couch. When I seen it, I think it had like 5,000 views, so to have 80,000 overnight, it's correct.

I'm offended that I quote tweeted it, and it wasn't enough to get it above 80,000 views. Bro. Not to mention his own clap. I burned the shirt like that trying to fucking crop it, and the fucking candle lit the whole shirt on fire, and I was like, I'm going to burn my home girl. Oh, fucking house down.

Brendan said, Adam, shout out to go from me to help Yuri's family. they're close to the goal. Yes, if you go to my story or if you go to Yuri's story, you will be able to find the GoFund Me. Prayers a Yuri, man. Prayers off for Yuri.

Angel Borha said, Selena was the one who started the rumor about Chrome as an act. She said she saw them in person on her pod. Yes, I remember that. And that was a whole thing. Wow. Lord Glass.

She's still fucking with him. They both deny that being the case. So kind of weird the Selena said that. But Lord Glass said, Little House phone looks like he is live in phone booth on Fifi, Crib. Love from the website of Chicago. AD gang.

Okay. Let's go. Thank you, my boy. I got a gang now. Yeah, AD gang. You already had a gang, I thought. Yeah. A pack.

Oh. Switch it up. Adam Gibson. Oh, no, man. Watch out, bro. I mean, the technical definition of a gang and a pack is pretty similar. You're getting a little close there. I mean, the only difference is a gang is supposed to be for committing illegal activities.

Allegedly. Look at Potlord in the building. Don't think that we forgot. We know what you did. What do you do? He killed this girl. She's right there. Sorry, I'm getting people confused.

She's right there. They got matching hoodies. If Housephone killed... No, if Potlord killed this girl like O.J. And beat the body, would we still fuck with him? Are we going to have to retire? He's only black surfer, I know. If he beat the body on a technicality, are we just going to let him rock?

Bro, how many black surfers do you know? It depends on why he killed him. That's why. That's true. Did she like kill a fish, then I understand it. Where does she let somebody eat her out? Oh, we doubt. Hey, that she did just kill a fish.

What? Hey, your blow is boiling her. Don't you ever do that again? I'll kill you. She took it back to the pest or returned it. I get them my money back. You return a dead fish? Yes.

Wow. So they got a Norsal policy, huh? So can I take bagel back? Wait a man, you return a dead fish. I'm so confused. You better not come here, my dog. You better not fuck with Ralphie the pup Your dog's a custer

No Oh, Ralphie the pup My pup is lit That's a fire name That's a great name Ralphie the Pope That's really his name bro Yeah

Well, shout to Ralphie too He's on a run right there He's fucking murdering He saw that report guard He was like fuck this shit Bro I turn it up I couldn't believe that guy

He said bro I'm like bro Have you not been hearing Everything Even before Drago Passed away bro Past the Ralphie one And two

Come on man Right now He's dropping some shit That's what I'm saying and Pastor Ralphie too is crazy, bro. Bang, bang. I'm gonna read, like, all the final donation. Zach Zobro said,

Adam, I DM'd you called me a loser on Twitter. I'm trying to get on the Simp Show. We got to bring the Simps show back once we get into this new location, I think. I love you, Carmen, sent $10. Said keep up all the hard work, gentlemen. Shout out to I love you, Carmen. Because she'd been donating.

She didn't donate a gang of money to much. Shout out to Carmen. Carman. Cdardman, San Diego. Shout out to anybody who is like, like, Has that in them to post up and just give people money, like watch them on live stream. It's support. Not for real.

Anyone who tunes in, the whole road being Method squad. The Method squad. The Hashbrowners. Kicking it with Mike G said, Adam, look out for my resume. I'm ready to work hard. Okay, we will check that out. Shout out to everybody who watched this No Jumper coolest podcast in the world. Like, comment, subscribe.

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And I go, I just saw two dudes kissing. I saw two dudes kissing. It was Vell and Kiki. They were sucking wee-weeys. Oh, no, no, no. And Bell just goes, fuck is wrong with you, bro. So funny. I did watch that the other day

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