No Jumper - The No Jumper Show Ep. 134
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And my old bitch, she footee.
And my grandma look like E.
Foddy.
Hey, tell me when to go.
Put her on fig.
I tell her when to hoe.
Yeah, bitch, what's up?
Hey, got a BBL.
She got big butt.
Had to buy her a new one.
A new one.
Hey, I got the glizzy.
Yeah, I got a new one.
New one.
I only had no hair.
I'm going to have the glue.
My grandma looked like E40.
If I ain't got no hair, I'm going to have to glue some.
Right?
I fuck my bitch.
I'll make it sound better to say I'm having a twosome.
Oh.
But that's not you, is it?
It ain't you because you look gruesome.
You just snatched that line from somebody?
No, fuck you.
And I got a Jewish bitch.
She's from Jerusalem.
Try to tone down the swearing.
I'm bad.
And I got a Jewish girl.
She's from Jerusalem.
Wow.
Tell me more.
Name Catootum.
Right?
You're wearing a big shirt so you look
like you lost weight.
I just wore a shirt.
But I'm like, today's big shirt there.
I understand what you did.
I'm just telling you.
What do you mean?
It's a shirt.
It's a shirt.
Bro, let me tell you something.
You got to stop this, bro.
What?
You'll be like,
he's really self-conscious about his weight, bro.
Yes, you always.
You projected it.
You projected it onto the hummus.
You'd be like, oh, I'm looking a little thick.
We're the same side.
You always talking about weight.
I'm always comparing myself to you.
You're right.
You go say, I see what you did there.
You wore big shirts today.
Like, what?
Like, I was like, little shirt, big shirt, little shirt, big shirt.
Like you were just in the closet, like, hmm.
You want to look slimmer, don't you?
What should I wear today?
I'm just making an observation.
We're doing a podcast together.
If you want to point out that, oh, Adam's wearing some $600 Munkler pants, you could say that.
I did see that.
You could just say that.
You tried to mix and match it with the Gucci?
You feel me?
I felt that.
I was dripping all over the place, basically, you know?
Well, I went to the gym earlier, and then.
I looked at traffic and I was like, hmm, I won't have time to go back home, change, and then make it to the show on time.
So you know what I did?
You came early?
I came early.
I was interviewing dope as yola dropping soon.
Shout out dope as yola.
Good guy.
He seemed pretty nice.
Did a good interview.
How long did you go for?
Hour and a half, pause.
Okay.
You know what?
I think now that I got my own show and we be going for like three hours and stuff, that's insane.
I'm like, come on, we got to step it up.
What motivates you to go for so long?
Pause.
Because I really just be kicking it.
Like, I really hang out with Blasey all at the time.
So it was like, it's easy.
Just sitting there just talking to the homie for that long.
It's like, bro, some days I'd be on my stream, they'd be like, Housephone is still on.
I don't know.
Matter of fact, your last episode?
Yeah.
I was on stream.
I had everybody like raid wolves in the chat.
Did you see that, Josh?
They was going crazy.
Oh, yeah.
I forgot.
That's the name of your, that's the name of your stream people, right?
House phone.
Housephone does a podcast every Thursday at 6 p.m. called Disconnected.
Disconnected. Make sure y'all tap the fuck in this Thursday.
And they routinely be going for three or more hours.
Yeah, we went three and a half hours the other day.
Kazumi was down for the ride.
Yeah, right? We kind of just let her tag along the whole time.
You think they liked it? I noticed the views were pretty good.
Yeah, but I feel like at a certain point it just like, okay, we get it like with the horny shit, you know?
She always wants to just brag about the gang bang thing.
And it's like, it was cool.
Like, okay, this is what I think could have made it better.
She's like a robot that has been created to get OnlyFans signups.
But she is smart.
Like, she is smart.
She's artificial intelligence.
Damn.
You ever seen that movie?
It was fire.
A movie called Artificial Intelligence?
She has AI pussy.
That's how I think of her.
She's like an OnlyFans bot.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
She's signed.
She's here to get them signups.
and spread her vagina.
She's watching this like, yes.
Yes.
My plan is working.
My plan is working.
Does she have a big shirt on?
Did you see what she did?
She had no shirt on.
Would you like to see her sleeping with some big shirt and then on her on her own like that?
I don't want to see anything.
Oh, cool.
Big shirt man.
But yeah, no, she, but you know, we, we had her talk about her marketing skills and like
that actually was something that she went to school for before.
So it all makes sense.
Do you feel like after doing a three hour podcast with her that you are more or less
likely to sleep with her in the future?
I think that we didn't necessarily need her
the entire three hours.
Like to, you know, like, we could have,
we could have brought her in, like,
an hour and a half in or something.
Like, I'm trying to, I'm trying to take little tips
to make my show as best as it could be.
But that's what's weird is that sometimes you feel weird
booting somebody off the podcast, like,
just being like, okay, I boot a year off the other day.
You've had enough time.
Go sit down, but you kind of got to be able to do that
if you want to go long enough.
Well, I have your,
I have your arch nemesis coming tomorrow.
Oh, nice.
So I'm not going to bring her on for the whole time.
A couple of people just flashed through my brain when you said that.
Yeah, right.
Like a whole list of people that are like me.
I know my name, but he's like Voldemort over here.
We can't say his name anymore.
There are a handful of Voldemort's.
All right, listen.
The homie is here to bring AD.
Okay, look, anybody that comes,
anybody that's here to bring AD hats, you not allowed in unless you have a hat for me, too,
on the dead hummies.
Especially since I linked y'all up and you never bring me a hat.
Come on, man.
I just wanted to link you with Camp City.
Did I not say that?
Please.
No, you did, actually.
I need that black and brown.
Where's the AD hat?
I want to see an AD hat.
Hey, bring it to me.
Listen, I got security at the door.
And if it ain't two hats and every hat person's hand, they're not allowed it.
And shout out to Camp City, bro, because they've been sending them fire.
How will this look with a big shirt?
Oh, he got some shirt?
Why do you keep doing this?
Oh, my God.
Why do you keep doing this big shirt thing?
A baggy tea.
this is crazy though
how about we do this bro oh this is crazy
you film a weight loss challenge
we turn it into a real show
this is the AD on the back talking about this for so long
yeah but we're fat so we're not doing it
clearly
yeah
oh okay new join here
that is crazy
oh customized
come on
look at that
bro let's all do it bro
yeah honestly
let me tell you something bro
I realize how I was this weekend
we all need to do
What?
They had me playing this fucking celebrity game, bro.
Oh, that was this weekend when you, when you said that in the group chat?
Yeah, I thought that was old.
No, nigga, that was this weekend, bro.
That's fine.
He was on Chris Breezy's team.
Me, me, Chris Brown, London on the track, rock star.
I think Junebug was on our team, too.
Junebug was on our team.
Who else was on our team?
I'm missing Mickey Monday.
Oh, I saw him.
Bro.
How'd you perform?
I was trash.
No buckets?
No.
fucking buckets.
I got two technical fouls.
You know what I'm saying?
For two and what?
Two and what?
Because I got frustrated, man.
So you punched someone?
No, I didn't punch him, but then, you know,
I was, I was not doing what I was supposed to.
Bro, I fucking was running up or down the court, and I'm like,
oh my God, I'm like, wind it.
That sounds like my nightmare scenario.
Why, like, if someone asked me to play in, like,
a celebrity game with Chris Brown, I'll be like,
no, I'm good, bro.
Like, I'll pull up and do something, but I'm not playing.
It's basically, you go host it.
That would be my fear.
Zero buckets and just running out of breath.
Bro.
Shout out to Eric Bellinger.
He was on the team, too.
Bro.
His nigga Chris Brown was like, bro, you, my own team sucks.
I'm like, man, I got to.
I'm trying my best.
And it's crazy because once I did that, bro, I was so winded.
Bro, I was, my whole body was, like, sore for like three days.
What even gave you the inflated?
to say yes to something like this.
I feel like you've done something like that before, though, right?
I did it for football.
You always do this?
I remember a little pump played at the height of his popularity, and I was, like, amazed
that he was eyed.
From how I recall, I couldn't believe he did it.
And I think he, like, I don't think he had zero points, like, somebody at this table.
But see, look, I had a chance to make one point, and then somebody fouled me, and I just
told the squad, I said, this is what I'm going to do.
I'm going to be here, be on some big man shit.
Right.
I'm about to foul people.
I mean, like, a technical foul is.
It's very rare.
I mean, it's in a game.
They're not like, take, you're out.
But they were saying that like I have.
But you have to do something pretty fucked up.
Yeah, you must have really big.
I didn't try to, like, hurt nobody, but definitely when somebody was trying to like,
when a nigg was trying to go to the hole, I was like, nigger get that.
You feel me?
I was trying to get that shit crugging.
Did you guys?
Did you guys watch the Super Bowl?
Yeah, of course.
I watched it besides the final quarter because we had to drive home.
I mean, are we going to talk about the actual game?
Are we going to watch the game?
Like, do you care at all?
Not until towards the end.
Once I got to, like, fourth quarter.
like fourth quarter, I'm like, let's go.
I decided to like fully experiment
this time and I sat there with Lena's
uncle Vic and fucking watch the whole
game up until the end of the third quarter when we had
to leave with the kid because I couldn't really say like, no,
I'm going to stay here. Are you joking? So I missed the good
part. I got to check off. I can't sit here
all day. I was with the kid, you fucking asshole.
You sat there and watched the entire
game and got to the third quarter and left.
See, this is what happens when you have a kid
though is you just are powerless. Why can't the kid
just go to sleep? She has a very specific
bedtime. My girl is like a parenting
Nazi, dude. They put them on it. You got to give them
this schedule. My girl is like so
military. Why you got to be a Nazi?
Yeah, right. Not in like a little Nazi sense
in the sense that she's very strict. I'm going to be
honest. Like, why even go? You can't even finish
the whole game? He don't
care. I don't even watch football. It's like
the first pot, like a football
game that I ever paid. You know, as I almost
just said podcast. The first
football game I ever paid attention to
pretty much in my whole life. But
it was quite dramatic. But that's why it's like
bro, you got all the way to the end.
Like, give me like 20 more minutes.
And let me just finish.
You didn't finish it either.
No, I only watch towards the end.
At least I got, I got to see the good part.
This is just such a weird experience for me just watching and just realizing like, oh, like they throw the, the guy throws the ball backwards through his leg.
The other guy catches it.
And then they do like a bunch of different things.
Like sometimes they'll run around.
Sometimes they'll run straight forward.
Sometimes they throw the ball.
Just say, look at them niggas run.
Sometimes they do like a sneaky pass to someone else and that guy runs around.
Is this really your first time experience in football like that?
Wait, wait.
What sport do you like fuck with?
Like any type of way like you was a kid, he was like.
Like us.
I didn't really pay attention to.
My fuck is to be like, Kobe.
When I shoot the ball.
But I always kind of paid attention to basketball.
And I'm like fully watched like a lot of baseball games.
I was a kid for whatever reason.
So like, but with football, I just honestly had never really like sat there and paid that much attention to it.
as an adult.
Like when I was like 10,
I think I remember watching a little bit of it.
But that was really your first time analyzing, like, the movements, the different.
Yeah.
Like, you never played a video game that had football in it, nothing?
Poker and porn is whole life.
I'm very, you see how weird of a person I am where I know, I know everything about some
random topics and then I just know nothing about these things that are like super important
to other people.
I kind of relate to that too because I don't.
give a fuck about sports either. But like, you know, I can, I can like grasp a general concept,
though, like, what's happening. Just football in particular, though, I just had never really
thought about what they were doing out there. It's crazy, too, because I got, like, a lot of
homies that playing the league, and I don't know nothing to fuck they do. Right. Well, I'm glad that
that we all are, like, on the same page here. I was looking at OBJ just thinking about
fucking slim danger talking about. Yeah, that's what I was thinking about too. He was going to win a
fucking ring and be like, fuck no jumper! I wouldn't be mad at him. And then all of a sudden,
he fucking tears his ACL and I'm just standing there.
He tears the ACL during the game?
Yes.
Yeah.
For the second time.
And he was so sad because he's like, this is his opportunity to get a Super Bowl.
He can't do nothing about it.
But he contributed.
He got a touchdown, you feel me?
Yeah.
What is shit?
That's very important.
It was only like a 20-point game, so shit.
It was pretty ill.
If you didn't score one of those, that could have been six points, not score.
Shout out the OBJ.
We're getting a light on.
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I was going to say, hmm.
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Oh, yeah.
We're doing something slightly different.
We're going to be able to...
Are you reading the chat?
We can read your messages, like your donations right now,
so I'm going to read these two donations right now just because somebody sent them in.
Adam, you interview Jay Diggs, Bear, Legend with a crazy story.
I will look into that.
Jay Diggs, yeah, yeah, yeah.
And then this guy said, I hope you like my video submission.
I'm trying to quit my job at Tesla and moved to L.A.
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And then also this guy said,
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I'm going to check it.
Also,
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on the new employees.
Love y'all.
Actually, I think we need to
minimize this because I think we need
to stay focused on.
Yeah.
I like you living at that at the end.
I like looking at the donation
at the end.
So if you donate $10 or more,
we'll be reading that at the end.
Anyway, so.
Yeah, so Valentine's Day.
Well, are you still on Super Bowl?
Because a very, very seminal,
important moment for the overall culture
of hip-hop happened.
It felt like a crazy moment.
Like, wow, like society
Needed to see this.
Hip hop has been like ruling music
as the most popular form of music
Pretty much for like at least 10 years, I would say.
But all white people are just now acknowledging it.
Yeah, there's just like a different level of respect
carried with having a Super Bowl performance.
And, you know, just to have so much greatness,
so many decades of just important,
amazing artists for Dr. Dre to really be honored that way
in his home of L.A.
And to have Snoop out there, et cetera.
I don't know, man.
It was powerful.
Nick, I wanted to cry.
You did.
Bro.
To see the Compton Court building
and Tamsberger
on the field of the Super Bowl
to see the motherfucker's crib walking,
bro.
Snoops attire, bro.
The whole, bro.
The whole fucking show was fucking crazy.
Even the Rams,
they came out to Nipsey, bro.
Like, nigga, that shit was beautiful,
bro.
Like, for real, for real.
That was one of the best halftime shows, I think, ever.
Well, because like...
Other than Michael Jackson, I've paid attention to very few in my life.
I don't think I've never watched the weekend.
We said, hey, we can't kill...
Oh, yeah.
I'm talking about it.
I heard...
I heard it.
I didn't see it either, but I heard it was very...
I seen, like, clips of it, you know what I'm saying?
But...
I don't know.
But that's...
This was the best Super Bowl performance of all time.
I do have a question, though.
So, obviously, those are all...
Those are all Dr. Dre artists, but I didn't know Mary Jay Blige was signed.
I think he only...
produced like a little bit of
some like big hits but yeah I mean
I was confused about that part to me
it was pretty clear that they had Mary J.
Blige because otherwise like she's like
the most important female artist
that's a legend that he's really been associated
with like he worked with a bunch of female
artists that didn't really go anywhere yeah and I feel
like when you're dealing with the Super Bowl
you need a woman like it can't
just be a bunch of dudes they're just not going to have that
so Mary J. Blige and she's viral
with her like little dance thing
like so I mean
He's on power too now.
You know, it was interesting because when T.REL said in the group chat, he said, that's fucked up.
You know, T.Rell always thinks everything is fucked up.
He's always got a gripe about it.
This ain't right.
This should not be the way that it is.
But when he said, game should have been out there.
Definitely Chuck should have been on air, bro.
I thought, I wasn't 100% sure I agreed.
Then he posted it on a story and the game reposted it and said, for real, and called it brazy, in fact.
And I was really thinking about it.
I was like, if your game, you got to feel some kind of way.
You're one of the most important LA artists.
Of all time.
You're so.
You're so intimately linked to Dr. Dre and the fact that you got excluded.
But also, it's like they were not going to be, but like 50's from New York.
So it doesn't matter.
Him and 50 could have been.
This is how we.
You're in Los Angeles, bro.
You're one of Dr.
Drake.
You're one of Dr. Dre's biggest point.
At one period of time, he ran the fucking West Coast, bro.
Like, there was nobody out except him and Gorilla Black, bro.
Can we be honest?
Game has the legacy, bro, that he should have been on that.
And it's in your city, too.
We got to be honest, though.
You know his beef with 50 cent had something to do with it.
100%.
That's what happens.
But they squashed it.
They always around.
But they don't know.
They don't fuck with each other like that.
Yeah, not like that.
I didn't see them niggas in the club with each other, bro.
Really?
Yeah.
With each other or in the same club?
Because that's two different things.
I would not have thought that they would be on the same stage together.
Yeah.
Unless things are apparently going better than I thought that they were.
Hell no.
I would like to know the date on the last time that they had public friction.
Yeah, right.
That was probably like, that's a long time.
We need Traveller Ross to give us the exact date.
But, I mean, let's be real.
When you think about game, I mean, like him not being in that is like what happens
when you don't play Mr. Nice Guy in the industry, you know?
Like he just.
Because 50s said, you know 50s said, he's always made sure.
outspoken and that just causes situations like that where you're not going to be able to
fucking do that kind of that is fucked up though you know 50 cent made sure though like i will not
step out on that stage and if you put this motherfucker on step bro one thousand percent unless
there's something going on by the scenes i'm not privy to hell yeah bro it's just like the way that
50 cent the way that 50 cent handles any type of beef and stuff like that he don't he never let
shit go ever 50 is the most petty nigger when it comes down to he will never
He would never let that go.
I'm sorry.
Especially since the game was signed to him,
and he probably feels like, you know.
But think about the fact that our protege, T.R.
was linked to him saying it on his story and game reposting.
And we might not even know that game felt some kind of way.
And less.
Shout out the time he comes with that.
Out of becoming protege.
He's protege.
No, it's not my fucking protege.
Are we a little throwing him enough?
No, that's the homie.
Are we allowed to low him?
What did you say earlier about me?
He was like, he's on it.
He's an upcoming talent.
He's on the upcoming boddcaster.
I'm like, you got a little boy me in the YouTube world?
I'm not a little boy.
Anyway, come on.
I was introducing you to dope as yola and telling him that he should have you on.
But people were being telling me to do, they was hitting him up.
I was telling him, you're an up-and-coming personality in this space.
Maybe up-and-coming is not the word.
Maybe he must say, he's blowing up.
Yeah, that's how you're supposed to say.
There you go.
Yeah, you're supposed to hype it up.
He said, yeah, he's up and coming him.
I was hyping it on.
It sounded like, hey, Slane.
He's like, oh, Housephone, too.
I'm like, he's blowing up.
There are some niggas I ain't with.
Don't worry about him.
I did not say that.
I did not say that.
We were on camera.
He's like, I would never on camera.
Stop.
Hey, see the camera cut on me.
I told you guys.
I told y'all.
Oh, my God.
Would my guests come around?
show some respect.
One thing I can say about you, though,
you share the love when it comes to people.
You don't try to hold nobody back.
Yeah, you at least introduce them.
No, I said, you don't try to hold nothing back.
You always be like, oh, you should link up with this person,
or you should do this with this person,
or you should do that.
You're always doing shit like that.
I'm trying to help y'all blow up
because anything good that happens with you,
why is Gina just screaming in the background?
That's a fact.
Oh, no, I thought you sneezed.
Oh, I thought you sneezed.
She got like a cat cough.
She's shouting in support of us.
Like a hot dude walks by and she was just like, oh.
And the fucking TV is in a way so we can't even see her.
I'm just like, I didn't even know she was still here.
Let me see.
Gina got her here doing.
You would have a Valentine's Day?
Yeah.
Oh, that's what we really did to figure out.
Does you have a Valentine's Day?
No, I didn't go out.
Oh.
Oh, that's good.
Gina's the type of person who.
She said two different people.
She's the type of person who's watching the Super Bowl.
You just admitted that.
rooting for the guys.
that she's texting.
Yeah.
That's like,
and she's like a fantasy football player.
She just said she's like,
damn, boo,
I've seen you with that touchdown.
She's got a team assembled
in her mind of different players
that she cares about
because they're deeming her.
She looks so evil though.
She was like,
I got two.
She was like,
I got two different gifts
from two different people.
Wow.
I can't,
you got one person,
but you got two gifts.
Wow.
Oh, so the nigga,
so the main nigga
didn't get you nothing.
No.
Wow.
Wait a minute.
Not to be disrespectful, but are you sharing your body with both of these people?
No.
She had to think about it.
Yeah, she had to think about it.
She's like, does head count?
She's like, no.
Okay, well, that don't count then.
Wait, so you're a stalker.
The thing with her, though, is I can't tell.
She admitted it.
I can't tell who she's actually dating and who she has like a weird school girl crush on.
And I won't ask.
because she works here, and I don't want to be, like, peering into her.
I'll ask for you.
I'll have 1,000% why I'll ask for you.
Does he do only fans?
Should we sign him to the Adam and Linda porn conglomerates?
You guys come to plug talk and I'll get you out there, Gene.
I'll treat you right.
No, I can.
What the fuck?
Yo.
The words of Armand Douglas do not represent the beliefs of Adam 22 or the No Jumper step.
Dishlomer or Plug Talk, Adam and Lennon Management Co.
I am fucking weak.
Choppers.
What did you do for Valentine's Day, Mr. 22?
Maybe I should let you guys go first because I went kind of hard.
Really?
Yeah.
No, maybe I should go first because I went kind of hard.
Yeah.
So, okay, first off, I assembled an entire podcasting setup in her second house.
So basically, she's starting a podcast.
I got her a computer
All the equipment
The mics
Everything so that she'll be able to have her podcast
Because I knew that it was going to be kind of
A thing holding her back
Was like figuring out the equipment and all that shit
So I had the team over here
And myself
Take care of it
Did you pay them overtime?
I was going to say you had you had you had
You had Yuri fucking setting up mics
He's supposed to be taking Riley out
What the fuck is wrong with you?
Riley's getting a lump of coal
Wow
You fucking sucks
You suck so bad.
I don't like to let my girl appear beneath the veil.
Josh, too?
Josh, you're there?
I don't want to know how the sausage was there.
We couldn't even take his sister out.
You are a piece of shit.
I don't want my girl to know how the sausage was made.
Bro.
She doesn't need to know that I have fucking evil assailants helping me fucking commit my
Valentine's Day.
If you guys don't come set up for my girl on Valentine's Day, you guys are off.
You could have went the geek squad or something.
Yeah, the fuck's wrong with you.
Listen, when you work for the Adam 22 conglomerate,
that means that you work for the Adam 22 can go.
Anything that could happen.
Any day.
Any day, any.
No one's here to shave my back.
The Lenn of the Plug podcast is part of the empire,
even if I myself am not going to be financially involved in the profits from this business
that she's starting doing this podcast.
So you took away from everybody else's love day to make them set up your...
Why are you acting like this was happening?
happening on Valentine's Day.
That's what we're asking.
That's what we asked you.
No.
It happened before that.
And then on Valentine's Day, I, actually, I didn't, I gave it to her the day before Valentine's Day.
No, we thought, we thought, I thought you had Yuri there last night.
No.
Like you're sitting in.
And not, yeah.
Like, Lina, look what all my employees are doing.
Yeah, but I thought.
They're building and hills all around this motherfucker.
No, I thought you literally like, that's, I thought that's what you meant.
No.
No.
Yeah.
I don't do that to Yuri.
Wow.
You're not bad bad bad.
You're doing the Josh.
Oh, my God.
He was just high.
But then also, we went to Sacks Fifth and fucking Neiman Marcus yesterday,
and I ended up buying her a fucking Chanel bag that was like $6,000.
Boom.
That's talking of shit.
That's playing.
Talk of shit.
Remember when I was saying?
Bro, I teach other.
I teach other.
No, no, look, look.
It's too awkward.
You've been around it too long.
There you go.
There you go.
You got it.
You got it.
You got it.
You got it.
You got it.
In New York, we do it.
A lot of this. A lot of like, in New Yorkie Millie Rock.
No, a lot of like.
You got to, like, slide your hand up, too.
Like, you got to like, um.
I'm not doing a fucking ASAP rocky handshake with you.
Like, fucking 14 steps, boom, boom, pow.
Fucking, I don't know.
I'm not taking, hey.
That shit, it's not gang bang.
That shit.
That's not going to be like.
I watch that vine of take a gang bang and I watch that like a hundred times.
Yeah.
But that's, he's like, what the fuck is you doing?
They call that stacking.
You over there.
Think about how long he, think about how long he probably practiced that for.
I know.
He's like, he's like, he's like,
Like a C-Mac.
Like a little kid just, like, wanting to be a gangster so bad that he just learns the whole lore.
Okay, so are you going to finish?
Like, so.
Oh, and then also, oh, so I took a, I took a note from our apprentice, Tiny Cuck.
I said to Tiny Cah, I go, hey, give me a flower recommendation because he was flexing the fact that he was copping $500 flowers.
Yeah, because what?
How much you spending, like, grands?
Me?
Thousands?
No, I'm spending, like, $20 at the grocery.
store most of the time when I get a rouse over there
do that, yeah, yeah. But I figured for fucking
for Valentine's Day, I would
do the time you're method of simping
and get the $500 bundle.
It's your wife.
The mother of your child.
But 22 to your hat on.
And you got enough, you got enough
to where you could go drop like two racks on some
on a three.
On a crazy, like.
I'm being shamed for spending $500?
No, no, no, no. We're just saying like
it could be. You bought a Chanel bad.
Yeah, you can do it.
That's a podcast shit.
That's like a $10,000 fucking Valentine's Day.
Honestly, I wouldn't have bought shit us.
Yeah.
There you go.
She got me an Oculus.
What's that?
That's it?
What's the Oculus?
Hey, you got me mad Lupus.
Hey, you're lucky to even get a Valentine's gift because
niggas usually don't get Valentine's money.
The guys don't get anything.
You're not supposed to get anything back.
I don't expect.
I spend a bunch of money on her and shit just because I fucking love her.
It's like, I'm not fucking expecting it.
Do you love us?
Not like that.
I'm not trying to prove if I shower you a money.
I'm not going to buy you a louis.
Hey, here, here, you're a new bank for you.
I'm not going to buy you a Loufa.
Yeah, the day I show up and give you a Palm Angels fit will be a weird, awkward day.
Imagine I just gift you a hot pink Palm Angels suit.
I'm going to tear up.
I'm blocking you at that point.
I was up in Sancts Fifth yesterday just fucking banging on people.
What do you mean banging on people?
Well, actually, at one point.
What gang were you banging at him?
This dude.
Bass Browntown, bitch.
Anyway, a fucking dude walks by this fucking security guard or employee.
I don't know what it was.
I'm out here just shopping for some denim.
And the guy just locks eyes with me and goes,
Hey, Crip Mac.
And I'm like, no.
I'm not Crip Mac.
I'm sorry.
No, no, I know.
But the motherfucker who interviews him.
I would watch that shit all the time.
Much love.
Thank you.
Yeah.
Bro.
It is crazy like that.
For a second, I thought he thought my name was Crip Mac.
Yeah, that's what I was like, huh?
I'm like, wow, things are all fucked up if people think that my name might be Crip Mac.
Somebody walking to me this weekend and he was just like, hey, you that podcast guy.
He was like, you got to protect C-MEC at all costs.
I was like, this is dope, bro.
Bro.
At the Maxim party, bro, it's a fucking like, you don't want that responsibility.
That's a lot of responsibility.
Not at all.
But, bro, to see how viral bro is, is crazy.
It is fucked up, right?
That clip of us talking about his DP got a million views.
That shit was on my page, on a new page and got $100,000 a day.
I knew it was crazy.
I've honestly, the only thing, I was thinking about it, the only thing I can
really compare it to was that
SoundCloud era when like
if I put a little pump in the title on my
fucking iPhone vlog that day
it would just be like boom like 1.5 million
no problem or like in a day
the pump shit was going to
I have a I have a pump blog called
Little Pump buying $1,000 shoes at the mall
that's 22 million views
that's crazy that was from
when we were on the
22
yes big 22
you should honestly watch that
you should react to that on Twitch that would be
the funniest shit ever.
Me and you got to react to it together.
I'm pulling up to your Twitch again.
I would love to see AD reacting to house phone on Zans back in the day.
Oh, man.
Honestly, that would be hilarious.
But, yeah, like, honestly,
Crittmack is, like, that level of star
where, like, people just cannot look away.
Like, they have to keep paying attention to him.
It's crazy.
I have a lot of theories and conspiracies about what's going on,
Crip Mac.
You've seen a video that gave you a day.
What?
your conspiracies.
Yeah, well, I mean, he's just saying different things, not saying different things.
He's just sort of, it changed up his whole persona a little bit.
And you kind of wonder, to what extent that's permanent, to what extent that's temporary,
maybe he's just not feeling shit right now.
Yeah, he out here getting money.
Like, you know, he probably living different, man.
He's doing things.
But it just, you wonder, I don't know.
He got his tattoo on his forehead freshly hit over.
He told me that.
You got a redone.
Yeah, you could tell.
People are thinking that he was going to get taken off.
He got it redone.
He got it redone so you can...
He's saying close to brand.
So you could read it clearly.
He's starting a podcast.
Really?
Yes.
Him and Compton, Rick Rock, I think.
Wow.
That's going to be interesting.
I'm not 100% sure they're doing it together,
but I seem they have like a studio thing.
You know what almost happened or what?
I don't know.
It could happen, but I saw Joey Fats commented on the photo with TripMack.
Shout out to Joey Fats.
Joey Fats said, I got 20K for Krip Mac to do a podcast.
on my platform or whatever,
I connected them,
but I don't know if that's actually going to happen or anything.
But could you imagine
Chris Mike just doing a weekly podcast?
Bro, because, you know, that's what I'm going to say, too.
Shout out to Rick Rock, bro.
Because I feel like Rick Rock is a good influence on him.
Like, yeah?
I feel like a lot of people want him to do negative shit
and Rick Rock is the one that's like
trying to bring some structure to his shit.
That's a good point.
That's good.
Anyway, Valentine's Day.
What did you do for your woman?
You tried to skate, skate away from that subject.
No, I didn't.
You tried to.
I went, exactly.
I went hard, bro.
What did you do?
Look, for one, you know what I'm saying?
That's taking a big leap, always.
Listen, I try to do something dope, but I also try to do something that was, like, sentimental.
You probably got her affidded.
No, listen.
You got a Lord Fuboo.
You got a Lord Fuboo.
Yo, that was funny.
That's
That's a good one
Gang bang
That's a good one
Gang banging
You are a fucking idiot
Let's roll up this big chief
Big ski
Big ski
Big chief has left me hanging
Oh
Gene if a nigga pulls up on you
And gives you a fitted hat
And some flowers
She's not
Except that offended
How you feeling?
Oh my God
Hey
She said she's gonna do with a Yankee hat
Oh no
All right.
Okay, so what did you get at your girl?
Oh, so look, I wanted to be sentimental
because my girl life, Cripplegs.
If you know what Cripplegs is.
You're telling what Cripplex are?
Crablegs.
There you go, right?
So I've seen this fucking company
that was making bouquets of Cripplegs.
Oh, I've seen that too.
You know what I'm saying?
Maybe I've seen it from you.
That was crazy.
So I hit them up.
I'm like, hey, how much to get the bouquet of the Criplex?
You feel me?
275.
I say, here you go.
But how do you keep it warm until she get there, though, or to it's time to get there?
She's got to fucking with it.
You know what I'm saying?
So I'm picturing in my head like a bouquet of roses, but the roses are surrounded by the crab legs.
Yeah, basically.
But there's no roses?
There's no roses.
It's all crab legs.
Basically.
That just sounds like a bunch of crab legs.
That doesn't sound like any sort of present or.
But they put it, they arrange it to be like a real bouquet.
Wow.
You feel what I'm saying?
Because she loves it that much.
This is some sick shit right here.
Yeah.
They get into the bag.
I showed her mom and her friends ahead of time.
They was like, this is fire.
It's crazy how, like, the floral world has really risen to the occasion.
Like, they realize that there are people like me and Tinyka who want to spend $500 on flowers.
Oh, I did that too.
They're going to make it happen.
Like, I'm sure if I wanted to spend five grand on flowers that there would be some website where I could just, boom, fucking sign up and go for it.
I feel like once you start getting into that level of spending that much.
It's a dangerous game.
One is a dangerous game.
And two, it probably comes with so many other.
assortments and little like you know things that you could add on to it to make it like
it better come with a spectacle if I'm gonna spend five grand on flowers I needed to come
with a midget who will sing and dance for like 24 hours but you know they have forever flowers
though like they last couple years and shit too I've seen those I'm like weird boxes and shit
how was that what you need that's what's that happened you don't have to water it or anything
I know it just it's just last that's what you need that's what you need when it's like
the Chanel logo or something in the middle was like yeah fucking a hundred
white roses around it. Right.
You need some crazy shit like that. Well, you know what? I had a
weird decision to make the other day too, because
I'm at Sex 5th with the girl.
And or we're at fucking Neiman Marcus, I forget.
But either way, we're at the Chanel section.
She's, she's, I'm buying her this bag.
I'm having to fucking call my credit card company.
Every time. Because every time you buy
anything over five grand, they're just like, oh, let's
make him call us for a while. And
so I'm doing that.
They leave you on a hole for a long time.
And also, when you go
into the little Chanel section
in Sacks 5th, they make you put another
mask on. You have to, they make
you double mask. That's perfect.
I already have a fucking mask
on that I'm pissed off about. And then I have
to take another mask and put it over
it. Like, nowadays,
like, dude, I was blown away
that they fucking made me do that.
Anyway, we're in there. Was it a Chanel
labeled mask? No, it was just a stupid, shitty
white mask. So you should have took that shit with you.
That'd be got to fly. That'd be kind of cool.
You should have took that shit with you. I'll take it home.
on eBay. But then, so Parker
is fucking running up to this
little pink Chanel fucking purse.
Oh no. And just
she wants it so bad.
She's playing it with it. And Lena
fucking takes the fucking cord
out, the little chain and like puts it
on her and stuff and it's so cute.
No. It's $2,500.
For the baby purse?
See, Chanel bags, they
You did that. I thought of, no, I didn't
do it. I fucking said no. But I thought
about it for a second. I was like, this would be
so bro but but should have did i was just really considering my intentions and why i would be doing
this and i was like are you really going to spend $2,500 for a fucking instagram photo because
realistically other than that it's just going to get trash she's going to play with it she's
going to fucking puke in it she's just going to color it in whatever so you know i just really
and then my girl looked it up on fucking amazon and found one for like $10 and she ordered it
Bro, that's how I felt when I fucking played around and had that white kale Cyrus jacket,
that my homie make it.
And he gave me a discount for $1,500.
And I was like, you paid that much for that?
Yes, just to fucking antagonize fucking Yazzy and play around and have that shit.
It was $1,500, bro.
I was like, why did I do this?
I'm like, it's funny at the time, but I'm like, nah.
He was way too geeked when he got here.
He was just like, oh, I think I see the video of you.
Crazy shit.
I'll get this jacket made.
It was the same person that made the red one.
I just made it blue.
But $1,500 is a discount.
And now it's in your closet.
It's just sitting there.
I just can't do shit with it.
Bro.
Bad investment.
Bro, I was like...
I was like extending the olive branch to this grill that, like, you know,
someone in my family that was, like, beefing with.
Can I get my phone?
I got topics.
You know, I extend the olive branch,
and I'm like, okay, what do you want?
This is for Christmas, though, like something like that.
And I was like, what do you want?
want for Christmas. She immediately
queued it up. She had some fucking
$1,800-dollar Louis Vuitton
fucking hiking boots. And I'm like...
So she already had a big idea. I'm like, really?
Like, bro, like, I can't even get
like the normal thing.
Right. You want to go straight? You want to go
straight there? Like, come on, bro. Oh, my God. It's crazy
how they just view you as a fucking
lick to attain
something that they want anyway.
Like, we haven't even been on good terms.
And this is me trying to get you something.
So we could, you know, like be cool.
And you're going to go, you're going to do that.
Wait, when you do it, this kind of thing for my girl?
I did not do it, by the way.
You didn't even let me finish what I did.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
You think I just did crab legs?
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
We stopped there.
We stopped there.
We finally shouldn't.
I spent like 400 on flowers on top of that.
Ooh.
I bought some fucking like this big ass fucking bear.
I did that.
I bought her some Gucci shit.
I bought her some Louis, uh, I bought her some Louis, uh,
Louie perfume.
And not just that, right?
I had this shit set up to go to the motherfucking jazz grill.
You feel me?
$250 a plate.
Shit is fly as fuck.
Motherfuckers is in there proposing and shit like that.
Oh, it was like that.
You're feeling like a bozo because you're not doing it?
No.
No.
It was number white people in there, though.
Well, you also just started seeing your girl.
So she don't expect that yet.
Come on.
Then they got Billy Valentine to come out.
If you don't know what that is.
What?
To sing.
He's singing jazz and shit.
Shut the fuck out.
Shit who's fucking fly as fuck.
Niggia. AD is one of the best
planners I ever met. But I, and
I got gifts too. I wasn't expected.
What did you get? I got you dirty dog. Talk your shit.
Talk your shit. I got a fucking Naruto
rug. It's fucking five foot
Naruto head rug. This shit is huge.
Wow. And some motherfucking bond cologne.
If you know what Bond is, you feel me? That shit
like four, five hundred bucks. That's my
take my medicine alone. Bond. Yes, bro.
So some shit you need to put on.
Nah. And then. Oh, she also
got me soap.
You need it.
She got me three loophas.
You need it.
There you go.
It came in like a cute case.
I know, but listen.
She then made a puzzle, bro.
She made a puzzle of me and her in a picture.
That's hard as fuck.
And we put the puzzle piece together of the picture of us.
The final, like picture of the final piece.
And that made fucking air fresheners out of her fucking body to put in my fucking car.
Out of her body?
like she cut her skin off?
No.
Like her aroma.
No, no, it's like a picture of her like a silhouette.
Wow.
But it's an air freshener.
That's hard.
That was fine.
So you can just be driving around just learning your girl just thinking about her?
He's driving around like, look at this silhouette.
Do you feel like there's an expectation of you to have sex with your girl like really good on Valentine's Day?
Like to come full Brian pumper mode?
You got to.
Yeah.
And I used the manscape before I went out.
You know what I'm saying?
Thought you were going to talk about a fucking boot shoe,
bro.
Yeah.
No, they were sponsors, fuck them.
They do sometimes.
Okay, not fucking.
No, but, so, okay, what is your girl owed sexually on valentons?
Damn, I didn't even think about that.
I mean, we don't know what your sexual levels are?
I just want to know.
Yours is like astronomical high.
Do you over a couple rounds?
Do you owe a couple orgasms?
You deserve round.
Do you have to eat pussy on Valentine's Day?
I like eating pussy.
I'm sorry.
Right.
That shit's just cool.
It's cool.
You should.
You should.
But I don't do it every day of the week.
I ain't a weirdo.
No, you don't do it every day.
No.
I probably do it like twice a week.
Twice a week?
Yeah.
You get in there.
Two, three times.
You got to get in there, bro.
If it's your girl too and y'all like got a living situation and all of that, you got to get in there.
I should up the ante?
But I feel like you fuck so much.
It's like, don't fucking on Valentine's Day is like the best thing for you.
No, let's take a day off.
Yeah, taking a break.
You know what I'm saying?
Not work.
That's not worth.
I mean,
what we...
Lita's like,
Adam again!
What we do on Plug Talk
is its own thing.
It's like acting.
It's not like...
It is fun from a sexual perspective.
From my perspective,
I'm pretty much just fucking two girls.
It's like,
I'm having a good all the time.
But it's definitely different.
It's not that shared intimacy
that you have
when you're just fucking behind the sheets,
you know?
So do you know how to separate it?
Yeah.
You, do you feel like you only...
You only have to separate ways.
Wait a minute, house,
what does you do for?
for Valentine's Day.
Nothing.
But before you say that,
go watch Plug Talk this week
because we interviewed Alina Lopez
and then we fucked her
and she had braces for some reason.
See, I like how he talks all the time.
Yeah.
He's always promoting
and also subscribe to No Jumper Clips.
No Jumper Clips is going up.
Best YouTube channel ever.
I see myself on there every five seconds.
We've got to make stories about you all the time.
I love it. I love it, honestly.
Yeah, the titles with me, I'd be like,
this nigg is out of pocket.
You think I've talked?
They're always out of pocket.
But let me tell you something.
Now that I know the game when it comes down to this YouTube shit, I fucking like it because like I'm in the position now that I'm doing the same type of shit and I'm like if you don't do it the right way, the motherfuckers are not going to be intrigued to watch your content.
You got the name of the right shit because that clip of you talking about the Krip Mac thing got 100,000 views because it had a good title that described what was in the video and people wanted to hear you talk about that thing.
And if you had titled it's something stupid, then it wouldn't have done that, you know?
And I had 10,000 subscribers.
our community fucking clips.
Good.
Speaking of clips, I'm not even going to lie to you.
I'd be like, damn, like, I wonder what people, like, okay, like that, that clip about,
about me making fucking Skybreed cry at the parties, I'm like, I'm thinking in my head like,
fuck, this is like, like, everybody going to be like mad in the comments.
Oh, asshole, blah, blah, blah.
It was the exact opposite.
You felt like they had your back?
Bro, if you go read the comment section.
It's literally every comment was like, wow.
I would have did the same thing.
Or, like, yeah, like, Houseones right on this one.
Because there are a bunch of insults, so they relate to you.
I mean.
You always say that when it don't benefit you.
Yeah, exactly.
He always does that shit.
Okay, but don't you think it was kind of weird that he was so aggressive with Sky when she was just telling him she.
I literally, I literally was crying.
I literally was sitting here like this.
I didn't understand why he was so upset.
But once he broke down, I just felt like.
What's up broken down?
It's just like, she didn't want to, like, you know, the way I took it, it was like,
Housephone don't want to be seen like the homie.
He wants to be seen as the hot guy that the girls want to fuck.
Not even that.
It's like, I don't even know you like that.
Stay over there.
But still, like, I don't want to hear no girl telling me, hey, how can I fuck this person?
Bitch, how can you fuck me?
Okay.
That's what he refuses to admit that this is based in is that he wants to fuck.
I'm not refusing to admit anything.
It's not that you want to fuck her.
I don't tell me that.
Listen, I'm not saying I wouldn't.
Listen, let's be honest.
I'm obviously not saying I wouldn't fuck Sky Breed.
I'm not saying that.
Yes, you know.
But what I'm saying is.
Off of bloodshed?
I'm not.
I'm not, like, pressed over it, I'm not tripping, and I'm not trying to, I'm not actively
pursuing her, Adam.
I'm not you, Mr. Porn, man.
I don't have to, I don't have to meet every girl and, like, try.
I don't have to meet every girl and, like, seduce them into fucking me on my fucking porn
concombering.
Okay, but if you don't care, then why you care?
Yeah, so that's why.
When she talks.
Like, Gina, Gina, is my friend.
Gina tells me what rappers she's in love with.
But Gina is actually the home girl.
I've known Gina since I was in high school.
But isn't Sky the home girl?
No.
That's your home girl.
She's new.
I don't even know her this girl.
She could tell me about all the crazy
She could tell you about that.
She could tell you about that because you're getting paid off her.
And you fuck her.
And you fucking her.
So what are you talking about, bro?
Thank you, Cota.
He keeps rolling in these little chode guys.
Nothing you're saying is making sense.
Well, at least a big brother do that because my little brother would be rolling them skippies.
He's probably.
I think he rolls a blunt and then he clips off a roach for himself.
He wants to talk bad.
Stop telling the lies in the background.
No background.
He keeps off a quarter of him.
He's like, I'm gonna take this whoop a little bit for daddy-o.
I am fucking weak.
You don't accuse my nigga doing some bum-ass shit like that.
He hates me calling him Daddy-O.
He gets so weird about every time when I call him Daddy-O.
That's like some old shit.
But we gotta give love to Kiki because Kiki's first ever interview
came out on Sunday.
Yes, sir.
Let's let off from shots.
He interviewed Ricky Williams, who's apparently a football legend.
I learned a lot listening to it.
He only had a half hour of him because he had to dip and do something else that started a little late.
The Ricky Williams guy had to dip or Big Ski had to dip.
No, Big Ski was.
Big Ski was like, hey, man.
Let me tell you, Big Ski has a long list of motherfuckers that is trying to come down here.
We got to keep that shit going.
And you know it's a big deal.
Josh don't like taking pictures of people.
He ain't a fan Zuh.
So Josh took the motherfucking picture.
I respect that, Josh.
Well, we never thought that we, he just stood up like a boner.
We never thought that we'd be doing sports content
We never thought we'd be doing sports content
But big skis taking it upon himself
So if anybody has any connections in the sports world
Josh at nojumber.com
Send it in, we'll fucking talk to you
We want to make some stuff happen
Because I was amazed by the comments
Everybody was really fucking with Kiki
They liked him on it
They were 100% behind them
I did not think that it was going to be like
overwhelmingly positive
Because you a piece of shit
Basically you didn't
believe in big ski.
You want to know the difference?
You say, oh, I don't think they was going to do that for ski.
T. Real.
I don't think they're going to fuck with T.Rill.
I didn't say that.
Yes, you did.
You said, AD.
I didn't think you were going to be here long and house growing.
You fucking suck.
You were a drunk.
You're out here acting like fucking Barney Gumble.
And look at me now.
Yeah, look at you now.
You cleaned up your act because the doctor told that you were going to die in two weeks.
You had like I was fucking up here.
You were.
You were doing heroin.
How?
He was hanging on the alley.
You fucking smoker.
Anyway.
I'm very, very proud of Kiki, and they liked them on the November show as well, too.
So we're very proud of him.
Bro, big ski got all the motherfucking personality.
He's going to go far.
And if you're dumbass, don't get his niggins some content.
Somebody else is going to pick him up and you're going to feel like a piece of shit.
Get in now.
Get in while the price is low.
Got to, man.
The price ain't low either.
Well, low-ish compared to the future.
Sorry, Daddy-O.
Yeah.
And he's taking porn recruits as well right now.
Oh, man.
See, he's got girls coming.
Slow your fucking roll, man.
Get the sports done first.
Don't let Adam put you in his coat.
It's too late.
So you don't believe in Johnny Cochering?
Are you going to tell your parents
and excommunicated from the family?
I want him to do sports first
and then he could be Johnny Cochran.
You don't believe in Johnny Cochran.
No.
Not right now, man.
Big Ski, can we talk about this?
Or can we leave that in the G.
Can we leave that in the G.
More updates coming.
But Big Ski and Johnny Cochering,
things are coming.
Big things are happening.
No.
80's too much of a coward to do porn.
Why?
Cowered?
Yeah, he's just scared.
Why does it?
Bro, that'd be a coward just because I'm not going to do porn.
Because you're scared of the world seeing your meat.
No, it's not to nothing.
It's not nothing to do with meat.
I just feel like I work so hard to get to a point.
To get like a certain level of respect.
Yeah.
Like, and then like once you just start fucking on camera, like everything else goes out the door.
Bro, literally.
Some things go out the door.
No, but I'm just saying as far as like, like you didn't, you didn't made it
off the block off your ability to
rap, entertain, and do all types
to respect you for that. Just put that in the equation.
It's not that. I'm just saying,
once I see, and I don't have nothing against
people that do that shit, but like, there's a lot
of artists that I really fucked with. Once I start
seeing them put out OnlyFans, links, and shit like that.
I'm like, my nigga, you quit. Like, for example,
how do you feel about Lil Wop coming out
as bisexual during the Super Bowl? I mean,
that is his prerogative.
I feel like, I don't know. I feel like,
I didn't even heard a song. I don't know Little Wop.
No, I feel like just.
knows a little while.
I feel like just like,
don't be trying to clout chase off the gayness, though.
You think that that's what he's doing?
Bro, nobody was talking about this nigga at all,
and then he's just trying to come back around and sell only fans
and then be like,
I'm gay now.
You know who fucking tried to, like, beef with me on Twitter?
Oh, I'm not going to say their name.
But this fucking, this bum-ass weirdo rapper tried to beef with me on Twitter.
I really want to know who.
No, a couple months ago.
He's not like a gang.
Yeah.
He's not a street rapper.
He's like a dork rapper.
And he was trying to beef with him.
me and then I ended up just like blocking him and just like ignoring him and he
starts selling dick on the only fan no and then he came out as non-binary the next day what does that
mean that he doesn't identify as a male or a woman but he possibly has a dick that we think I don't
think the idea of him being non-binary tells us that his genitals are different than presumably male
genitals sorry and I don't think it tells us whether he or who he wants to sleep with either
why does it why does any of that matter it just seems
weird. It was like, oh shit. So this
is like step two in the plan to get
popping and you're gonna beef with Adam
Adam 22 and on day two
later. You'll come on as non-binary.
That's his rollout. I don't know what day three is.
I haven't seen what day three is.
Drop the mixtape. What does cisgendered mean?
You know, you know when you
see girls like, oh, sis.
Like, yeah, sis. And that's not
what it means. Oh. Like the only fuck
girls who say sis.
That's stupid.
I'm fucking can't stand.
That's real shit.
You say, bro, deal breaker.
We're going to get you non-binary sooner or later.
No.
No.
You will be non-binary.
What were we just talking about?
I feel like we were just talking about something.
About L'OWB coming out.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, just, like, we're going to keep seeing more of rappers who didn't make it or who's probably
not in the best financial situation and they're going to end up just selling dick on the timeline.
It's just crazy because I've heard about L'OWOP doing some savage shit.
And like, every time I've been around him, he was pretty much just in like straight savage.
mode like just face and blunts like off hell of pills just he always had mad girls around him
which is why it's weird that i was so surprised he's saying he's bisexual a lot of gay a lot of you know
right bisexual but it's it just seemed like he was fucking him or whatever but i don't know like
who knows like how gay he is like what is his future appetite like dick and pussy wise he said that he
likes both but is he like 10% gay and like 90% girls can you even have percentages well it's not like bisexual
people are 50-50, right?
I mean, most girls...
You tell us scientists.
I think most girls that are bisexual...
The porn scientists.
Date dudes and then like fuck girls as well, right?
Oh, shit.
Bro, it's different strokes for different folks.
Yeah, because you could say it because some girls
that are gay, they would like,
I like pussy more than I like the other shit.
See, that's my problem with Lil Wob
coming out of the closet is that
all he did to announce it was post a pitcher
in a belly shirt. And, like,
I don't know if Lil Wobb thinks that that's
what being gay is, is that you just wear a belly shirt.
You just roll a shirt up.
Yeah, but, like, I feel like he needs, like, we need more information if you're going to let
us know you're gay, right?
Like, maybe, like, if you have, like, a dick in your hand?
Bro.
You want him to take it that far?
Like, just.
I just, like, I don't know how gay he is.
What if he's not comfortable to just see?
Because everything's porn with him.
Yeah.
I just, I want to suck a dick.
Yeah.
Yeah.
If it ain't porn.
We need a little while update because, bro, it's the middle of the fucking Super Bowl.
And I look at Twitter.
I'm looking for some funny comments about fucking football.
and then I'm like, oh, little Wop is bye.
How many likes did this I'm gay tweet come up?
I mean, not that many from what I saw.
Like 100 likes.
I saw a lot of people suggesting that it was hacked.
And then Chapo was like, I'm so proud of you, bro.
Congratulations and shit.
I've seen a video of Choppel getting his dick sucked by some girl on the timeline today.
Because he DM did it to me, actually.
But, yeah, I mean, I don't know.
Fucking Lil Wap, bye.
Maybe you should work with him.
Really?
I used to like his music
Yeah
I'm not saying that I don't like it now
But his music used to be hard
He'd be like Gucci
Gucci Gucci
Gucci Gucci
Growing up
I used to be like Gucci
That shit was hard actually
It was crazy
Oh shit little wobble lost this month
Think about the fact that I have a trippy red
And Lil Wop interview
I forgot that
I forgot that they were so
They were so linked
Oh yeah they were twins
Before a Twizzy time
twins were twins.
They were Twizzy time before Twizzy.
They were twins for like two weeks.
Wait, that really?
I don't think I ever saw him do anything together after like two weeks.
I mean, they had like mixtapes together, like full tape.
Did they?
They had like a tape when Trippie first came out.
They had some shit together.
Yeah, maybe you're right.
Maybe you're right.
I don't know.
I heard some crazy-ass stories about Little Wop over the years.
I'm not comfortable saying on here because maybe that's why he was,
maybe that's why he would be reacting to.
stuff like that so hard
is because he was holding in this, uh...
this demon.
You're out of pocket,
do you think that little ob, like, if you interviewed him,
that he would be like, I was just in the streets
because I was afraid of accepting...
I accepted myself, so just...
And so instead, I was out here gangbanging
and robbing people that shit and people
shooting motherfuckers because
I'm gay and I didn't want...
I wasn't out the closet. Like, do you think
that's what's going on with some of these gangbangers?
A lot of them, yeah.
Yeah.
To just acting out.
Because society makes it seem like you're not, you're less of a man that that's what you are.
Would you get DP from the hood if niggas find out of you're gay?
You can get the shit beat out of you.
Or you just what, get ignored for life?
Hey, I ain't going to lie.
I've seen a gay nigga beat up a gang.
Oh my God.
Like, homies?
Right.
Oh God.
It was going crazy.
Was it the dude who was all oiled up from last week?
I don't even know.
Who?
Who was the oiled up?
Someone just came in.
I thought it was going to be O.J.
O.G. suicide.
Yeah, honestly.
This baby black, man.
another another one from the clan
Ola
That's who wants to do some fucking porn for you
Whoa
Yeah
Yeah
For that one
I'm just telling you
You're trying to sign
To the porn conglomerate
Ah shit
See?
Did you see that guy
How the Dirty Girl Bastard interview
That his name is Groovy Guerrilla
Oh
Groovy Guerrilla
The fool who always is doing those crazy
He did the dancing in Rosco's
And he's super muscular and shit
He's so slow
For you know
I always was wondering
what that guy's name was because I would always see him on Twitter
but it would never say his name and then he gets that
dirty-gloat that's interview I'm like
groovy gorilla that's disrespect because
groove in oh that's uh that's fucked up because then
niggas can't even get his proper promo off
oh but it's always like that every time you go viral you don't get tired
he just seemed so free yeah yeah he's just so free but he was going in a little too
hard with the rascos don't you think you need to like tone it down in there
I know I see a nigga get up doing that shit I'm leaving I felt like
his shirt was too tight to be in rascos I'm
That's the whole point of like going viral off some shit like that is doing the most inside of the Rosco's.
But to me, that's just like a sacred land that you should not be doing like pop locking and dropping it for TikTok.
Yeah, you really shouldn't even be recording there while I got my face in a waffle.
People don't know that like a lot of Roscoos in L.A. are basically like retirement homes.
They have like 80-year-old fucking families in there.
They really do.
This is literally like fucking, you know, your favorite rapper is like mom and dad are sitting there.
there in Rosco's and it's like
I feel like you gotta respect that
you know and some of them aren't like that
because like the one in Hollywood is straight
up like that's like that old people in there
too though the Hollywood one is like the fucking
straight up club like pre club
or after party club like
that shit is such a different vibe
but the fucking Rossco's that me and
Kiki went to with a fucking
that's the hood shit
that shit you really feel like you're
in the land like yeah like you got
oh yeah bro that's all families and shit
That's the one you got to go to.
You can't be making a TikTok.
And it's in Inglewood, so it is all families.
You can't be making a TikTok.
Yeah, it's all families and it's all families.
That wasn't Inglewood, was it?
That's exactly Inglewood.
What are you talking about?
It's on Manchester.
Matt Rosco's that we went to that day.
That's Englewood?
Yes.
No.
The one on Maine?
The one right about PJ Watts.
They went to the one on.
That's the one on Maine.
Oh.
The one on Manchester.
If you said Manchester, it is one of Manchester to Andy Inglewood.
So I'm...
I don't fuck.
Oh, okay.
I'm not a Rosco's expert by any means.
That's the one on Maine, and that's probably the most dangerous Roskos you can go to.
The one we went to?
Yeah.
We only go to the most dangerous.
That's the most dangerous roscoes you can go to.
Press ratio is 11.
The Inglewood one is actually like pretty chill.
We were hanging out with dudes who are like working security in the parking lot.
We were just straight up like, yeah, you know, I'm from the hood that I just got out.
I just did 20 years off this, blah, blah, blah.
This is my job now.
That's far.
The realist motherfuckers you ever met in your life.
They got like 50 followers and they stay posted up in that fucking parking line.
just ready to handle whatever.
I don't know.
What the fuck?
They're ready for how to go down,
but they were fucking holding that Rosco's down.
You can't disrespect that Rosco's.
I don't know how many people are really in the business
of like trying to fuck the Rosco's up.
Well, Grooving Gorilla is one person.
Where were those dudes?
Where are the OGs?
What grue of gorilla was tearing that shit up for TikTok?
I don't know.
What did you get?
What was your order, Adam?
Obama.
That's it.
Always.
I used to get the mac and cheese,
but you got to get the genie.
Jones omelet the fuck is that she's fire jennie Jones omelette yeah like Jenny Jones like
like the TV personality Jones omelet yeah they named something after her it must have been like it
it must have been like the way that she must have been like the way that she liked it prepared or something
like so so Rosco's has chosen to name two different meals after two different people and it's
jennie Jones and Obama yeah Obama special the Obama special arguably of equal importance
now Obama you think Obama is more important than Jenny Jones I would say I think there's many
degrees apart from them, really, if I have to state my true feelings about this.
I think one of the drinks, you need to be the yoderate.
I think one of it.
Oh, ball?
No, I don't.
I need manscape ball.
There you go.
Jerk.
Yeah, do you, do you use that before you, uh, before you go to the porn sets?
I like to take a bath and nair.
So all the hair falls on my body.
Bro, I ain't going to lie, bro.
I'm just kidding.
One time I've like burned my nuts over that, yeah, bro.
You tripping.
With nair.
Yeah.
I never actually used it.
I was always thought about it.
clipped off or something. It was weird.
You clipped your ball sack off? No, like all my shit
went out the ear, but it's back now. Don't clip yourself.
No, bro, I tried to near my nuts before, and there was a bad mistake.
Wow. You were tripping. Why didn't you even try that?
What did you do? You just start texting and forgot you had an air on your balls?
Nah, my girl at the time, she was like, you use this, you let it sit for a little while,
you just wipe it off and it goes off. I left that motherfucker on too long. That my fucking nuts was
burning. You're tripping. You could have burned your fucking nuts skin off.
Why the motherfucker?
They still intact.
What do you do with your pubes?
I'll cut them.
Bald?
Yeah, a lot of the manscape shit.
You have bald pubs.
I have a bald nuts right now.
Completely bald.
Bald eagle.
Oh,
especially because you...
That sounds so gay.
Especially because you...
I was a gay.
So you got a...
You got hairy-ass legs.
And then just a bald shaved
like a baby's bottom pub region.
Oh, the pub region is just...
It makes it more sensitive, too.
It makes sex more...
I thought that.
What other...
Parts of your body are you ridding of hair this consistently?
My chest, my back.
You rid your whole chest of hair with a razor or with a clipper?
With a razor?
And then sometimes too, when my arm hair gets too long, I shave that too long.
I'll do the arms.
I'll do the arms because you can't even see my tat sometimes.
You just let your legs get hairy, though?
But like, when I get like, see, like, there's a lot of my tats.
His legs don't even look that hairy, to be honest.
But if they're on my tats too much, I'll shave that shit too.
I'll take the clipper to my pubes, but I don't like to go full ball.
on them because I just feel like that looks gay
as fuck. But then
I also notice my dick looks
way longer when my pubs
are cut down to the base.
If they're long, it just really
makes your dick. It's more of a chow.
It looks more like this blunt.
You don't have got a dark short, small dick.
No, but I'm saying like,
I just, I hate having the chode look.
Now I'm kind of thinking like, damn, like,
what do I got to do to get a bigger dick? Or maybe I should get that
surgery. Get the surgery?
What do I have to do?
dude to get a bigger
dude.
Bro, do you know how painful
and how...
If it was unlimited inches,
you could add to yourself,
what would you do?
Where would you stop?
I mean,
it's all about, like,
at what point does it become inconvenient?
Because, like,
definitely some of these porn dudes
with, like, the 12-inch dick
are, like, actually, like,
not having that grade of time
fucking because their dick is, like,
too big for a girl to be able to handle.
You know, like,
Because if your dick's too long, you can't bottom out.
I'm going to assume we all don't really have that problem
because we have more, like, human-level dicks.
Yeah.
We're like, you know, you ever hit the end of the pussy,
like the wall on the back?
You hit it?
A couple of times.
I hit it before, too.
It's a weird feeling.
It's like, oh, shit, so I can't just go for whatever I feel like in here?
It don't happen often.
It's not just a total free-for-ha-ha-ha-law.
I was going to say, you got to be deep in that motherfucker.
Some girls got hell of shallow pushes.
Yeah.
Some of them was a hot dog in the hallway.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Hot dog.
I'm not going to lie, though.
Sometimes,
sometimes the bitches with the hot dog in the hallway,
they know,
like, the best little tricks and shit.
Like, that bitch will start kegling on you
and all types of shit.
And that's my favorite right there.
If they can kegle it up,
though, then they're not really hot dog in the hallway in it.
Like, if they're able to tighten it at a moment's notice,
then doesn't that really kind of put her outside
the hot dog in the hallway category?
No, but it's like,
if you just end it without her doing all that
and it's feeling like a little,
like it's a little room,
then yeah.
But then she, you know,
when she grips you up,
with it, then it's like, oh, shit.
Wow.
I'm fucking with it.
My girl made me film a scene for her only fans the other day.
She was just straight eating my ass so crazy.
Oh, my God.
She had no makeup on by the end.
Bro.
That's so gross.
I don't want to picture Lina with a dude's face.
No.
I had a great time.
Such a respectable lady doing that.
I mean, you know, she's a brave soul.
Yeah.
That's a dirty ass.
She deserve everything for Valentine's Day.
I hope she made sure you were clean and took a shower.
first. Yeah, she baby wiped my butt before.
Again? You didn't shower? She does this every time?
Well, I showered like, you know, eight hours
earlier. That doesn't count.
I showered at him. See, what?
You can't give her the decency of showering. Yeah, at least shower
before she said. I have work all day. I got shit to do.
Nick, if you're gonna fucking... I'm not going home. I'm gonna fucking let her
her baby wipe my ass all she wants to. Oh, oh, where were you guys at?
I had been working all day and then I ended my day by going and doing the fucking
porn scene at the end of the, or we did plug talk and then...
So you tell them you can't take two shots.
moments to hop in the shower to make sure that your girl doesn't get shit on her face and mouth i'm gonna be
honest with you no i'm just not i'm not taking another shower just to be able to get a blow
you're a fucking disgusting human being you don't want to give your girl the cleanly as dick possible
you want to give her all all day i've been sitting at the jackchat computer dick but show when she
wiping sweaty dick if you love me if you love me you're going to eat my shitty asshole eat my dirty
ass you're a fucking on only fence
One of the porn.
You're fucking disgusting.
The people don't want to hear us talk about porn every week, you fucking pervert.
You were a nigga!
You were the one talking.
You guys bring it up over and over and over.
You're so repressed.
Because you guys are trying to put this on us.
In your private?
Guess what I did today?
We entered you with this girl.
We fucked her.
We had sex with her.
I came all over those big boobs.
Those jugular.
Did you see those?
Whoa.
He'd be sending tithies in a group.
Whoa, look at these melons, guys.
I'm going to get to have sex with them later.
That's you guys.
No.
You're always trying to get me to talk about some dirty, filthy shit.
No, we're not.
No one asked to hear about your baby wife ass story.
Well, they got it.
We were talking about Roscoe.
Yeah, let me turn around.
Man, well, Linda, we're eating my ass.
I feel like a Jenny Jones omlin.
You're like speaking of food.
Jenny Jones is an omelet?
I told you that's my favorite shit to eat at Rosco.
It's chicken.
They have like,
they have a fried chicken cut up with the omlin,
niggas.
That sounds good as fuck already.
I never got that.
It's fired.
I never had thought about getting breakfasts of Rosco's.
Bro, what?
And you still get a waffle when you order it.
Oh.
Bro, the fucking, like, the potatoes with the gravy on them is good as fuck.
The scrambled eggs is one of the best things there.
The scrambled eggs?
Right.
One of the best things.
You're kicked off the podcast if you tell you,
Brian Pubertel to create a story again.
I'm not.
I was about to.
It was on the tip of my tongue.
This one time I was there.
Hey, can I fucking announce something to you guys too?
You got to start playing this fucking game.
It's called Spelling Bee.
You can Google it.
You got to make a word out of this.
I couldn't do one word away.
One word.
I was high as fuck, though.
I kept switching the words around.
So you got to see this.
No, I don't want you guys to fuck it up for me.
Gabby, Gall, go.
Wait, I don't get.
Do you only get one try a day like the other?
No, no, it's not like Whartle.
It's like you make as many words as you can.
Like, look, I got 48 points, which qualifies me as amazing.
Wow.
That means you're smart.
So shout out to them for that.
But yeah, I mean, this is the, this is my new obsession.
You show me how to play it.
You always want to do something like smart.
I'm old school.
I like playing Wordle and Spelling Me.
And Minecraft.
I don't play Minecraft.
That's probably, no, no, no, no.
Most difficult game.
My minesweeper.
Next time I come to your crib,
a news flash.
Next time I come to your crib,
I'm playing minesweaver the whole time,
or I'm not coming over.
So let's play checkers.
I'm down.
High key down.
Let's play Scrabble.
I'm with Scrabble for show.
Niggie,
I'm trying to play like Call the Duty.
Old ass niggas is talking about Scrabble.
Words was wrong.
Scrabble.
Because y'all niggas is old.
I'm trying to,
I'm trying to figure out how to.
You ain't never played Scrabble.
Nigget.
You probably ain't ever play Call of Duty.
I never played Call of Duty.
I never played Call of Duty.
What if me and you go on Switch and play Scrabble against each other,
like you could see both of our heads and we're going back and forth playing?
That'd be kind of fucking up, though, if I could see your letters.
Let's play intense Scrabble.
Intense Scrabble.
Whoever wins, you've got to die.
Whoa.
I was like, what?
Like squid games.
Whoever wins dies?
No, me.
Whoever loses dies.
Like, I've got to lose on purpose to stay alive.
Sounds a little odd control.
I got to lose on purpose and stay alive.
We are going to lose on purpose and stay alive.
We are going to lose.
Gamba. Would you do Squid Gaming for it was real?
Hell no. He already got money.
He don't need extra money. I know some things that I do that shit.
Yeah. Bro, if you're going to die.
In Compton. For sure.
Here we go. Back to
Compton, the origin, whatever.
I got a list of shit to talk about. Oh, I have a
fucking topic that I have not brought up.
Actually, it's good that nobody's going to know
who exactly I'm talking about. But the other day,
I've been meaning and talking about this for like three weeks,
and I keep not saying it. You keep forgetting it every time?
I think it's interesting.
Me and Kiki go,
and I was doing a podcast
with somebody who fucking
wanted to interview me
for his series or whatever,
and I didn't like,
I know the guy,
so I agreed to do it.
I did like a whole day
where I just went and did a bunch of interviews,
right?
I go and do this interview.
And it's all,
that's good the whole time.
They've been super nice flattering,
like, you know,
saying nice things,
on the jump or whatever.
And then at the end of the interview,
they go,
this next section is called like,
would you rather?
Yeah.
And the first question is,
is something like,
would you rather get a blowjob from your mom
or your sister?
I would have walked off.
I'm sorry.
I was like,
whoa.
He just said if you had to do one.
You don't know.
You don't answer that.
What do you mean?
I love that.
My whole reason for bringing it up
was to acknowledge that like I did.
I did not answer it.
I told them like, skip it.
Like that's fucking weird, bro.
That's what kind of lame at?
I'm going to skip it shit.
Come on, let's go.
I was supposed to just goes for it.
Oh, who would you rather fuck?
Josh and Yuri?
Yuri looks better than Josh.
It would be more like, I guess, enjoyable.
That's pretty much just, don't you think that's pretty?
Well, no, but Yuri doesn't shower that much, though.
Josh at least showers, though.
Oh, my God.
Yeah, but it's pretty much a question of do you like a skinny guy or a guy with a little more meat on it?
A little thick of them.
A little thickums.
Yeah.
No, but I'm saying Josh has better high.
Gene.
I just thought this was a weird thing for a podcaster to ask me.
Like, do you really think that people want to talk about this?
Honestly, asking you that is like in, in, okay, it's in range.
What?
Answer, Adam.
I know you got to answer.
I'm not answering that question.
That's deranged.
It's because it's not like it's going to happen.
And your mom?
It's because who would want to talk about that?
Like, there's no.
If somebody had a gun to, if somebody had a gun to Parker's head and they're like,
we're going to blow Parker's brains out.
Christ.
You got to, you have.
have to do one. Which one are you doing?
I'm not. I don't have to answer
that question. Yes, you do. No, I don't.
This is such a deranged concept.
It's not even serious. Would you really have walked
out? Yes, I'm not answering that. You would have walked out
over that? I just told them edit that.
On a podcast? I'm not going to
actually fuck my mom or my sister.
I know that if I'm saying the fact that you can even
try to play with me and ask me some shit like that.
I think it's weird. I don't think that's
like. Obviously he's weird.
Him asking him that? That's an Adam's shit for sure.
Oh my God. You wouldn't like it if somebody asked you
No, for sure not.
You think that incest is like within my wheelhouse?
Like I should just be down to discuss fucking my mom.
I think that you wouldn't do it yourself.
But you would capitalize off someone else fucking your mom.
So you think because me and my girl have consensual sex with porn stars, you think that
you would put out incest sex is on the table.
You would put out insect sex next week video.
Porn rights matter.
I'm sorry.
Thank you.
We're sorry.
Speak that.
Speak that.
You wouldn't put out a fake.
like step brother porn scene or some weird shit like that you for sure would do that that's beyond
the pale i don't think i want to do anything about what you know but the other you didn't even let me
get to it the other thing you ask me would you remember what it was about the grandma thing
it was something about would you rather get a good blow job from your grandma or a bad blow job
from your grandma what bro this is what you're something like that i'm like okay here's the
i guess a bad one you don't want them to like you don't want to think about you don't want to think about
They should have interviewed you.
You don't want to think about your grandma being good at throwing top.
I'm trying to explain my disgust with these questions in household.
He answers all of them.
He's making it valid.
You got to think about it.
You don't want it to be a good one.
Think about it from my perspective.
I'm 38 years old.
My grandmas have both been dead since I was in high school.
Yeah, so it wouldn't even matter.
So there you go.
If my grandma's were alive, they'd be ancient.
They'd be so fucking old.
So this is not a good thing.
for a podcast host to do
from my perspective is to force
your guest to think about something
like think about oh hey think about your
dead loved ones and think about
fucking you off yeah think about
what their oral sex skills
would be like like this is not
good this is not good content
so that's just a tip for anyone out there doing
podcasts you know and also
but if you have house fun as your guest he'll just
gladly step up to the plate
you got to think logically talking about fucking my grandma
yeah sure you got to let me in you got to think
psychologically too is like if you're comparing the the two that are alive one of them is not
going to have teeth so you got it how do you know that you just said that they're going to be that
that they're if they were alive they were like if you're like because you're already like 90
yeah you're already like 70 your grandma would be like 260 even what else did he ask you that was
like crazy like that no that was like a segment like oh we're going to do this funny segment where we're
gonna ask you these questions that are so funny and then it was all stuff about fucking your
family do he I think what is this the same guy that did that to Jack Harlow I'm just looking
over is this a guy that was here today I'm looking over and just seeing Kiki that was here today
it wasn't dope as you gave me that vibe I'm looking over at Kiki and Kiki's just looking at
me like like hell no cut this shit weird that nigger gay nigga so you did
Then answer it and then you what?
You pressed them or what did you do?
One second.
What?
Are you good?
I just said, yeah, cut those questions.
I don't want to answer that.
That was awkward.
So we got no clip out there of Adam 22 talking about fucking his grandma.
I'm not Asian doll in the situation.
Yeah, it ain't that serious, but that, but.
I just told them, nah, start over.
I love the meme about you turning into Myron.
What do you mean?
That shit is funny.
Oh, you don't even look at Instagram, right?
Oh, that shit is funny.
No jump of memes or whatever.
Jackshack clips.
I did.
Jackshack clips got some fucking competition because no jump of memes.
That's pretty good.
It had a fucking funny-ass meme and said,
Housephone when Skyperee asked him about her sex life as you morphing into Myron.
That's honestly how I felt.
I'm not going to lie.
Once I read the comments and I was like, damn, everybody was agreeing.
I thought everybody, I thought the exact opposite.
I thought niggis is going to be like, oh, Housephone, you're fucking so mean.
You're a bitch for that.
But, but, nigga, it was all.
exact opposite comments.
Maybe she should just break you off with some pussy one time so that then you can just
kind of get over it.
Everything got to be about...
Act normal around or after about...
He only wants you to do that.
He's going to like, what size is he?
He's like, can you secretly record it and send it to me so I can release it on the
Adam and Lennon porn?
So you just gave up on your waves, so you can't even begin to try to look like
brown and pupper now?
If you want me to cut them back off, you got to...
You got to pay me a feet.
He used to be pride of being the wave god.
Yeah.
Bro, what?
I had the craziest waves.
all around 3 60 spin.
Oh, no, I definitely had him
had him more vicious than bro.
He was coming for Wop Dad's title.
Shout out to Stunnaman.
Shout out to Keith.
That's his real name.
Is having ways so taxing that
motherfuckers just do it for a little while,
but they just can't keep doing it
because it's just too old.
No, I mean, just like, bro, like if you...
At the time, school, though,
like, you had waves.
If you wanted to, if you wanted to
had to wake up and fucking comb over your
fucking hair implants every day,
you wouldn't want to do it.
and then put a rack on it to hold it that your implants.
I'm not willing to do much on a day-to-day basis to make my hair look better.
You would be over.
I actually need a haircut and a beer trim.
You ever put like a whole bunch of Murray's grease on your shit?
Way too much before.
Yeah, for sure.
So you were a wave gang guy?
Yeah.
I feel like every young black man at one point at least had a nice fade with some waves.
Wow.
Like everyone.
Not everyone.
Bro.
Yeah.
Pretty much.
Have you been to L.A. school in high school?
I have not.
What would be the equivalent for you?
Like, I got like a dude.
A ball cut.
A ball cut?
A ball cut?
A ball cut?
A ball cut.
No, man.
No, a rot tail.
Did your mom ever cut your hair?
Your mom never cut your hair?
When I think about it, I'm pretty sure I got my haircut exclusively.
It's super cuts my whole life until I left the house.
You used to get your chucky cheese.
I know the truth.
They don't cut hair there.
I know the truth.
They don't cut hair and Chuckie cheese.
The fuck you're talking about it.
brown town they do you were so broke that you had your
fucking the mechanical chucky cheese
robot cutting your hair
that's not gonna go all right your shit
your shit came out like the Kanye shit
or dream shins fucked up now
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Yeah, but we don't have your fucking weed on the table.
I know, man.
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You know this weed is good because I'd just be stealing the packs.
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Bro, I washed like three packs of those in my jeans the other day.
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How was it going to?
There's no deterrent.
There's probably no water that touched it at all.
That's fair.
You ever wash your pants with a sandwich in the pocket and then you eat the sandwich.
Why would I be, why would I have sandwiches?
Wow.
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Why am I walking around with sandwiches in my pocket?
What the fuck?
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I'm going to do something very risky.
I'm going to leave you guys alone
for like two seconds so I can go yearning.
Don't do anything to get us kicked off here.
Don't spread any.
What do you think we're going to do?
Porn, porn, porn, porn, porn, porn, man.
What are you guys going to do?
I'm going to talk to AD.
Hey, Kiki, come step in to start it off for a second.
A sub.
We got a sub.
We got a sub.
We got big skis here in the building.
Big ski, ski.
How are you doing today, man?
We use some baby wipes too.
Wipe your ass.
Yeah, please, yeah.
What's up?
What's up, big ski?
How you feeling today, man?
Like, how do you feel about having your own sports segment
on motherfucker no jumper
and tell the people to go watch
that motherfucker shit on no jumper
Yeah, make sure y'all go watch that shit
Like comment
All that good stuff
That shit is a blessing though
Cause for one, like
I'm gonna just say that first off
Because like it was the idea
I thought about you, feel me
And then I was thinking to myself
Being amongst y'all
It's like
How do you find your lane?
Yeah
You feel what I'm saying?
You gotta be able to get in there somewhere
And I could have easily been like
Bro, let me come on your show
Let me come on your show
I could have easily
the house phone put me on your show that shit
is weak to me yeah like fuck
that I'll you give me an opportunity
bro I see the window I'm gonna
open that man we really everybody
got their own little section like
now sports guy I know I know
athletes so it's like a DM
hey hit your boy see if he could pull up
let's get this cracking
that's the best that's the best way to
the best way to go about something is being yourself
and and fucking
utilizing the
utilizing the knowledge and shit that you already have
is the best way to go into doing anything, bro.
Because I don't feel like I'm reaching when I'm doing that.
Yeah, you're not.
What they're talking about?
I feel like, you feel, me giving my tips on that shit?
Yeah.
The same shit.
So what made you just dive in, like, finding, like, you know, like, it's that time, man.
It's 22, because now my brother's saying W's all across the board, right?
W's all across the board.
It's so many.
You're all leading by example.
My niggins.
Shout out to Big Ski.
Big Ski.
I still need you on disconnected, though, one episode.
Pull up next week or what?
Pull up next week, let's go.
I want to come back, but not on a hat battle shit.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But, bro, people don't even know that the Big Ski Sharpe interview is coming out.
That's going to be cracking.
Sharp talking to Big Street.
Shout out to Sharp because he got my dad, now my brother.
He's looking out for the family, man.
He's going to get your whole family.
You're going to pull up and your mom's going to be on here.
Oh, man.
I think this week we're dropping the Sharp episode where he sort of, he sort of interviews me slash like,
we just have a conversation.
Shout out the sharp, man.
That's a good guy right there.
Yeah, it's super solid.
For show.
Also, you know who Brendan Shabb is?
Wait, that sounds familiar.
From the UFC, he has a podcast and shit.
We just had him on No Jumper.
Came out today.
The name sounds good, though.
Yeah.
You should check it out.
He sounds, he does.
The name sounds good.
What, you're going to fuck him?
Bro, don't do that to me.
And we cross the line.
Too gay?
You are.
You are.
You know what?
nothing is worse than can I fuck you in the middle of the universe?
Yeah, that was crazy.
It's like the street community going to judge you for letting me say too many gay things to you?
You know it's crazy?
Probably.
Like fucking you in the metaverse?
Bro, pause.
But me and Pund was just talking about this shit, bro.
Like, literally.
Like, they probably had a serious, like, talk to Adam, man.
He can't keep saying anyone to fuck you.
Not that.
We just are thinking overall of letting the hood dictate how we are and how shit should be at the end of the day.
Like, the conversation was basically like, damn, we're removed from the hood.
We didn't moved out.
We're doing good shit.
We're taking care of our families.
We're making different type of money.
But still in the back of our head, they'd be like, oh, I'm not going to wear this type of hat.
Or I'm not going to go to this certain place.
But still be smart, though, because what if that, you know, you don't want to be that one day.
Like, you know what?
I am going to wear that New York hat today.
And then.
Well, no, but just the thing of the politics when it comes down to making money and things like that.
Yeah, exactly.
Like, honestly, do I give a fuck that you crossed the line?
Like, no.
So why would I care about some shit niggas who,
ain't got, who's nowhere near on my
level has to say about how I
have my business and do shit like that. So they
called you to the block and said Adam said too much
gay shit to you? No, you see my homies
they come here all fucking day. My homie
support. They're going to DPU because Adam said too much
gay shit to you. You see
OG suicide is from
my neighborhood. My only baby black is
from my, they support what I do and they fuck
with you at the end of the day. You know what I'm saying?
Because you have to be a leader,
bro. You have to be able to sit there and say, you know what?
But even like when I joined this shit, like, nigger in my position,
niggas is telling me this shit ain't cool.
Like, you shouldn't do this.
And the same niggas who told me not to do this.
Or probably watching this.
I'm like, bro, oh, you're killing it.
Let me come up there.
You doing your thing.
Can I get on the show?
Can I do this?
I'm like, my nigger, you told me this is, you shouldn't do shit like that.
But you know, it's funny.
People like that are like all of a sudden they got amnesia.
Like, oh, I didn't say that.
I don't remember saying that.
But they worry about how the everybody as a collective instead of, you know,
you may want to be like,
damn I really want to do this but you oh I ain't gonna do it because they may think this of me they may think this of me it's like no even like when it comes down to porn if you fucking whatever the fuck you wanna do it if you feel cool you want to do it something somebody else says shit and dick today especially people who are not on the same fucking level as you
right get your johnny cock ring on man no let them do his fucking sports interviews okay then you can start doing that other shit but so you the end of this conversation with you and pun was basically you were gonna do more gay shit no nigger
He said it was basically, it was just sad that we still, even though we're far removed from
certain shit, we still let street politics dictate how we move on our business and stuff
that we do today.
Speaking of street politics, I was on some real shit today.
I went to Draco's funeral.
That was today?
Oh, my God.
Damn.
Heavy vibes in that fucking building, bro.
It was crazy.
Wow.
Like, I don't know.
Fucked me up bad.
Like, I don't even really, I don't know, it would be such a bummer if I, like, went into detail by all the sad shit that I saw, so I'm probably not even going to get into it now.
But, dude.
Rest in peace, man.
Heavy.
Heavy.
And also, like, fucking Fort Knox over there.
They had all the streets blocked off, fucking guards with machine guns all over the front of the building and shit.
Like, they were not fucking around at all.
I actually didn't stick around.
Like, they all drove to, I don't know exactly where they drove, but all these cars all drove together on the highway afterwards.
and the footage is fucking crazy looking.
I didn't stick around for that.
I had to come here, but it was fucking, I don't know, man.
Heavy shit.
It made, like, real private.
It doesn't sound real private.
There was some fans there and stuff, like, fucking one fan.
Like, when people were going up and, like, talking about him and shit, and it's mostly,
like, family and his, like, really close friends.
And then there's just, like, this one nice kid kid kid.
It was just like, man, I just want to give you all the fan perspective and just, like,
talking about how much he loved his music and shit.
I mean, that's cool, though.
But then people, honestly, were really, really, like, applauding and shit after
said that because it actually was like real as fuck that this dude was just straight up like
i didn't know him but like his music meant the world to me like it was it was fucking heavy like
heavier i've been to a lot of people's channels and shit i'm going out again what the fuck what
you can't hear no i just like they got a short man i fucking know yeah oh yeah yeah oh yeah okay
dude i know that shit was a lot bro i know it's a lot for his family bro i have heavy his mom is like
trying to sue something like the people or like 20 minutes but yeah it was I just felt like I had to do
something to fucking did you go up and see oh no but I I felt like I just had to do something to like
fucking like I want to go to more funerals and stuff because it feels like these fucking people that
you get close to die and then you never have like yeah you don't do anything to really like
memorialize them or to like cut that part of your life to you know finish that chapter of your life
knowing that person.
You have to because you'll just sit around.
One, you'll sit around, like, thinking about it all the time.
It'll just, like, it'll kind of, like, plant, like, a seed in your head that are just kind of rock the whole situation and have you just, like, thinking about it too much unless you close that chapter off officially.
I'm known to that shit now.
But it's fucking, like, I don't know.
I'm scared of being that numb to it, you know?
Of, like, not giving these people, like, the fucking the attention that they deserve.
But that's kind of like what, like, that's a bad aspect of alcohol, too.
Like, my nigger, some days, like, I used to get drunk as fuck, and I would think about
all my homeboys, my granny, everything, nigger.
And I'm, like, emotional train wreck, like, driving, screaming, ah!
Like, shit's fucked up.
Bro, I got, I got one homie that every time, every time he gets, like, super fucked up,
he starts playing the
music that he produced for
this rapper that die
and I'm just like, nigga,
like, I get it, but like,
bro, you do this every time, bro.
Like, you got to kind of like start to try
to let it go, bro, like, you know?
Yeah.
And that's what's fluffed up too.
Not let it go, but like, my bad, I didn't cut you off.
Not necessarily let it go, but you, like,
to heal yourself and to like
stop putting so much emphasis on like,
oh man. I mean, you definitely see people where
they fucking are friends with one famous,
person. They die and then that becomes their entire
personality. And they just
like milk that for the rest of their
life. I was friends with this. I did two
songs with this guy. And it's like
sometimes you see that shit. And
it's like it's like one of the main
things that you can't call somebody out
for. You can't say it. Because
it would be the biggest dick. You look like an
asshole. Even if in your brain you
really 100% believe that this person
is being disingenuous. They didn't really
fuck with you like that. You're just fucking
using this as like your whole
thing because it like gives people a way to like understand who you were it's like oh you were friends
with this guy and everybody too man please take care of your mental health when to come to
bro this is this is something I wasn't going to say but I want to say it now bro when I was at that
fucking game right a guy that I know for a long period of time he said he said AD let me um
highlight you real quick when and talked to him on the side he showed me a picture of his
niece, right?
And he showed a picture of his niece and he was like,
hey, bro, he was like, if it
wasn't for like listening to you guys on the
podcast and my niece, I would have
blew my head off. And that shit was
like so fucking heavy. I'm like
fuck. And there's so many
people, bro, who DM me and they'd be like,
bro, just looking at y'all, bro, like just makes
my, yeah, bro. That shit, bro,
that shit, bro makes the impact of what we do
so more meaningful
when nigga get on this
on this shit you know what I'm saying like
I take this shit 150 times
way more serious than I did
when I first came when I found out
it's like we really are helping people
just talking amongst each other
and shit like that I never thought
that us putting something in that
in an atmosphere will be helping people
like we're doing good work
just having a good time and people
that is out watching
they feel like they're in this room with us too
and they just chilling with their home
boy so shout out to everybody man ain't nothing wrong with your men if it's something that's wrong
your mental help get help ad be getting help you know what I'm saying I ain't the only one bro
look I'm gonna be honest I had to call AD like the other day because I was having a fucking
anxiety attack I didn't know how to handle it and I was like bro who's who's somebody that like
knows like about this shit and I you know I wasn't even going to bring it up or whatever but
honestly being open and being vulnerable is like that's the shit that is going to have us really
connected with our people, bro.
And, like, you know, I'm not even going to lie.
I was sitting there and I was like, man, I did not want to call this nigga.
I don't want to bother him.
One, it was, like, kind of late at night.
Two, like, I didn't really want to talk about this on the podcast and shit like that.
So I was like, you know, like, fuck, I didn't even know if I should call him.
But I'm so glad that I did, bro.
He talked me through it for like an hour.
Like, made sure I was good.
You know what I'm saying?
And, like, bro, if you don't got people like that, if you don't got, not for real,
shout out my nigga, Ad, bro.
For real for him.
Hey, I ain't lying.
I was happy you call me too, bro, because that shit was like, damn.
I heard the concern and your voice and shit like that, bro.
Yeah, I tried to, like, play it off normal.
Like, hey, what's up?
No, because I was on my fucking Twitch stream, and I'm like, oh, Houseboat's calling.
I'm like, Houseball, what's the deal?
And then I'm like, I hear the tone change.
Yeah.
And I'm like, hey, man, hold this down.
Wow.
And I sat, bro.
And, like.
He talked to me for a hour, bro.
Like, an hour.
You abandoned Twitch for him.
Yeah, bro, that's my brother right here.
I got to look out for him, bro.
Wow, you got to respect the Twitch stream.
Bro.
Look, you're saying.
No.
You're going to fuck about the community.
No, but people don't understand.
No, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, screen.
We had some serious shit going on.
Sorry, community.
No, but people don't understand, bro.
Like, that's something that I've dealt with a lot that I've never told me.
And I told him, too.
I said, it was times I was on this podcast, bro, where I felt like I was about to pass the
fuck out, having panic attacks and all that.
And all that, I'm like, just keep going.
You on cameras.
Keep going.
Keep going, keep going.
You just got to take care of that shit.
So, you know, like, that shit, if you got problems, bro,
like I try to reach out to everybody when they hit me up.
I try to send voice notes and stuff like that.
Like, you know.
I never had a panic attack.
What's that like?
Bro, you don't know once it happens to you because I had never felt like this before.
And, like, bro, I've done a lot of drugs.
I had a lot of hangovers.
I had a lot of shit that made you not necessarily feel right on the inside.
This shit is crazy because you can't.
Control it.
Like, you can't control it, and it's just happening.
And you're just like, bro.
Like, the closest I ever felt was just like the feeling of like when you do a lot of drugs.
And then you're like coming down over the next couple of days.
It was like that, but even worse, to be honest.
Like right now you're talking to us, right now your heart can just start beating like crazy.
Like boom, boom, boom, boom.
And you just start.
Now you're like, what the fuck?
Your breath getting shorter.
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah.
Your hand feeling funny.
You feel like you about to pass the fuck out.
I had so much pressure that was like it felt like it was just in my neck.
It can affect your.
limbs too your limbs can start acting weird twitching so you thinking that something is like yeah you can
think you're basically wrong with your body and you're like damn i gotta go to the hospital you know
many times i got to the hospital you know many times i went to the hot the last one of the last times
i went to the hospital they did all my vital checks and all that like right there in my friends lobby
they did everything on me and they were like bro you're just having an anxiety attack and i was like
i almost got mad and i'm like nigg i ain't having an anxiety attack i think i'm having a heart attack
dink what the fuck there's something wrong with me that's the last time that i went because i like i said
I ain't get no checkup.
You feel me?
I know how to handle my anxiety properly.
I know how to handle all that shit,
but I was like,
one of the things of the app I use
it says,
if you feel something that's wrong
with you, go get checked up.
And having that in the back of your hair
for years,
that something may be wrong with you?
Yeah.
You feel me?
It always plays on you.
So guess what?
You could be sitting here
and that shit just hit you like, boom.
It's like a bullet, nigga.
It's like, oh shit.
All right, I need to go to the hospital.
I didn't do this.
I do that.
Bro, my mom started telling me
a bunch of crazy shit.
Like, I was telling her, like,
oh, man, like, I'm feeling sick.
I might need to go to the hospital.
And she was like,
you better not go to that hospital right now.
Like, the one that was closer to me,
she was like,
they got,
they got people,
they got people's bodies and trash bags
and they're throwing them out onto the middle of the street.
She's not lying about that hospital.
I know what you're talking about.
Yeah, she was like,
she was like,
they got people's bodies and body bags
and they're throwing them out onto the street.
She was like,
don't go,
don't go over there.
And I was like,
so thinking about that,
thinking about,
Did you Google it or like fact-checked this?
No, no, I fact-checked this.
This is the thing.
They said it on the news.
It wasn't like she just made it up.
So basically, because of COVID, they had too many cases and stuff like that, and they didn't have enough, what should I say?
Where they store the dead bodies like a freezer?
Right.
They didn't have enough room.
So they were literally leaving them outside like these fucking dead bodies and like damn near trash bags, bro.
That doesn't really matter to you unless you're planning on dying, right?
I mean, but if you think that something could happen to you.
That's the last thing you want to worry about.
The last thing you want to hear is about niggas dead bodies being thrown out onto the street.
Listen, when I'm dead, throw me in the fucking portal body.
I don't know the shit.
I'm just saying I don't want to be in the list of people that has in the trash.
When I go to the hospital, I'm not planning on dying.
So I'm working on dying.
Realistically, what they're doing with the dead people, I mean, is it something to be concerned with?
Sure.
But I mean, if I need help right now, I'm not about that.
not planning on dying. But what if it's your fucking family member and they just got them hanging outside
somewhere? Scoop me up out of the urinal. Let's go. No, it's more, it's more just letting you know
how serious it is and how many cases it is like that maybe you don't want to go to the hospital
and catch COVID in the hospital if it's something that's not that serious that's happening
that you can prevent to where you don't have to go to the hospital. COVID is very serious.
You know what else is serious? What? My buggy. Our friend, no. Our friend Hugh Hefner, rest in peace.
his ex 65 years old
she's coming out
and saying that she once walked in on him
fucking a dog
a dog
wait where is it
where is it
yes thank you
bagel no wow
she walked in on him
plowing a fucking pooch
how about that
don't put that on you half man
she put it on it why is he taking her
this long to come out to tell this.
What is it doing?
She was still fucking what he was.
What is it doing for you to come out after all?
He's gone.
Like, you're just shitting on his legacy.
Man, that bitch won't a, she won a book or something.
I feel like Chronicles of the dog.
Okay.
And let's be fair.
In the 50s, in the 60s.
Doggy with the dog.
In the 60s or the 70s, let's be real.
People were fucking dogs.
I think it was probably less of a big deal to fuck a dog for a rich dude back then, don't you think?
Bro.
All these rich dudes were running wild.
They're doing whatever the fuck.
They wanted.
You think he was off to Kuelus really pumping out his dog?
I'm just saying that, like, Hugh Hefner in the 70s fucking a dog was probably like more
plausible than anyone we know fucking a dog.
Like, I just feel like it probably, she didn't even say anything.
So you're telling me the niggo.
She didn't say anything for 40 years.
He owns. He's the face of fucking playboy.
He has a limited pussy and he just got the hooch.
Come here.
But this is what rich dudes do.
This is what rich dudes do is they pick up weird.
fucking sexual fetishes that they
I believe that you know and I feel like
at a certain point once you fuck 20 million
girls what's what's the next thrill
I don't know a robot for me
they didn't have robots back there but for
me would I ever think
oh I'll fuck a dog I mean I don't
think so but I mean you don't
I don't think so a lot of these rich dudes
get rich and they want to do some weird shit
what do you think how with Jeffrey Epstein
he got too much money he starts
chasing his weird
not he always had weird things he's got like a fucking
mill where he's fucked like hundreds and hundreds of teenagers at fucking the high school in
Florida and West Palm Beach.
That's fucking weird, man.
But I mean, like, if he was just a regular guy working at the mall, he would have never
had the money or the influence to do that kind of thing.
He wouldn't be able to even do that or get away with it.
He got infinite money and it allowed him to indulge his weird ass fetishes.
And with Hugh Heffner, I mean, that's...
So basically you're saying that, like, motherfuckers need to just not get money?
And they won't fuck animals.
No, but if you do.
do start getting money, you should like be mindful.
Go see a therapist before you get rich.
Check yourself like, oh, like, am I fucking a dog this like week?
Like, am I doing something fucked up?
Am I banging a dog?
Like, am I taking advantage of people in my life?
Like, once you start getting money, you start having to really try to check your ego and be like, am I bugging?
I'm going to be honest.
I'm going to be honest, bro.
Am I fucking a dog?
I'm definitely not.
Would you run to fuck a dog or fuck your grandma?
Jesus Christ.
I'm not going to say that.
Because that's literally, because that's literally illegal.
That's literally illegal
It's illegal
Somebody had a gun to your hand right now
I'm sorry I'm fucking
I was thinking about this
Hey
The animal
Do you think
This is a real question
Do you think it is
It is against the law
To fuck your family number
Do you think it should
Really
Do you think it should be?
Yeah
Hell yeah
Because you know why
Because one is just morally wrong
Within two
You
You can literally like
Say if you have a fucking baby
With one of your family members
The probability
Of it coming out
fucked up is so much higher.
Right. But at the same time, doesn't the
idea of the government telling you who you're
allowed to fuck and who you're not allowed to fuck? Isn't that
kind of weird? I mean, like,
bro, they... But you want to fuck your cousin?
They already... Not me personally?
They already are... But if you wanted to, who...
Why would the government's already not
intervening? Like some fucking
Jamie and Circy Lanister shit? How many people
are in prison for fucking their family member?
I'm guessing like none,
right? In prison? Like, very few?
I'm like, bro, like, because...
it could do something that could lead to
you know like putting
someone in society who is not mentally
there all the way or has mental
problems. Maybe it should be a crime to fucking have
children with your family member
but I mean... Well, sex
Adam, I don't know if you knew this, but sex
leads to people having children. Sometimes.
What about you? Have you
ever had... Maybe you just don't have a family member
that is hot enough for you to be willing to go
for it. Sorry, sorry, sorry, maybe I don't.
As close as I had,
I had a step-sister one time that I was like, yeah, she's
step cousins. I had a step cousin too.
You're not admitting anything. That's just a random
person to you. They're not related to her. I know, but I was
just saying that's the closest. They'd be weird. Like,
if my dad and her mom
was still married and I was like, fucking getting
a bonner. But I can objectively say
that I don't think any of my cousins are hot.
Josh, you pretty much know all my cousins.
That's pretty safe bed, right?
So I never had to like have that one hot
cousin. Can you imagine if your cousin
look like Pamela Anderson?
I mean, at least then it would
Be a little bit of a different.
Did you smack your cousin and she like Pam Ehrlichson?
See, I'm not saying yes or no.
I don't know.
I never had to even think about it.
Your cousin or the dog.
Where are you going?
Yeah.
Yeah.
If you had to, wait, didn't you just get a new dog?
Did you just get a new dog?
If you had, okay, if you had to fuck Josh's wife or fuck the dog, which one?
That's her sister.
Right.
Which one?
I don't want to do either of those things.
You got to hit the bus.
I don't have to.
I don't have to make a decision so I'm not going.
I'm going to you hit this motherfucker.
I'm going.
I'm not fucking Ralph.
I'm not fucking Ralph.
That's fine.
You guys.
Is that your dog?
Why do I podcast with these guys?
Smash a like button for me having to endure this.
Smash a like button, you bastards.
Do you think that's what a dog sounds like?
I'm just making the shit about I go.
All right.
So thank God I brought up the Hugh Hapner thing.
All right, here's my next question.
AD, are you planning on dropping a tape with Isaiah Rashad?
Like a sex tape or a mixed tape?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I don't know how to answer this.
I don't know what tape you're talking about.
Yeah, you're gay.
That's where he does me all the time.
So you watch the Isaiah Rossad sex tape, right?
No, you didn't see it?
No.
I was actually thinking about watching it earlier today because I wanted to,
I wanted to just be able to describe it to you guys, but then I was like, where am I going
to find it?
Twitter.
I thought about searching his name, but then I thought like Twitter's probably.
I don't even have Twitter.
Twitter is probably.
I don't mean,
make it pretty hard for you to find that shit
since it wasn't supposed to be out.
I'm pretty sure Isaiah Rashad's got TDE pulling
the levers to be like,
don't let my...
So somebody hacked them?
Don't let my revenge porn that leaked spread
too far on Twitter.
If there's a video of a popular
mainstream rapper sucking dick,
then I'm sorry,
there is no way that shit
is being scraped from the internet.
Maybe I'm naive.
I just assume that if I search Twitter for it,
I wasn't going to find it
because they tried to like eliminate revenge porn
on there and shit.
So I haven't seen it.
If anybody wants to DM me a link around.
Would you watch the whole thing if you needed to?
I don't want to watch Isaiah or shot fucking anybody.
I actually went and watched a bunch of his music videos the other day.
And you were like, damn, this guy is trying to picture him.
He's talented as a dude.
Yeah, bro.
I mean, look, at the end of the day, that's not going to change how talented he is.
And you know what?
Like, it sucks that he had to get out it not on his own time and he didn't get a, I mean, you know?
The funniest shit is I've seen Eddie Baker tweet.
He tweeted.
Oh, my God's on fire.
He tweeted
He tweeted
The crazy part is
Issaia Rashad
used to always be DMing my bitches
back in the day
Did Isaiah Rashad ever take a girl from either
Are you guys?
Nothing I know
No, actually maybe
I think he might really be bye-bye
If he's fucking
A bunch of bad bitches too
I don't know
Yeah
And honestly I'm gonna be honest with you
I feel like bad bitches
Love niggas that do shit like that
Gay dudes
Bisexual dudes
Yeah. Like, I feel like, you know.
We have plenty of girls on here that said they would never fuck with a dude if they knew that he had sucked a dick even one time.
Yeah, I mean, but I know a lot of model-ass bitches or whatever they're like, I don't care.
Like, I want him to live his truth.
I'm like, damn.
Here's the thing.
If you're Isaiah Rashide and your fucking sex tape leaks and everybody all of a sudden knows that you are bisexual, where do you go after that?
Do you put it all in the music, drop a project that talks about you?
Or that's the best way to
Who do you want to talk to in the media world?
Do you want to talk to?
Charlie Mayan be the only one that would be
Don't talk to the person who does porn for a living?
Me?
Yeah.
Big boy in the neighborhood.
I don't know if big boy's really trying to have that conversation.
I'm telling you, Charlemagne would be the best
because Charlemagne would handle it the best.
You think?
Yeah, Charlemagne's woke, I guess, right?
Yeah, Charlemagne would be the best way, the best person to...
It's crazy.
What about Joe Bunnan?
Hell no.
Remember we all thought he was like a day?
You fucking suck the dick.
you're telling me you're not gay.
That's what fucking Joe Biden's gonna do.
No, that's T. rel. He was like,
you're saying, he said on the Patreon, he's like,
there was a girl saying that her boyfriend
did porn with dudes, but that he wasn't gay.
And T.R.R. was like, you're
telling me, he has sex with guys.
And he's not gay. That's not T.R.L's
boy, said, all.
He's gay. Come on, c.
This dude is like,
so you're trying to tell me.
He's like, no, I'm saying. He was fucking a dude.
You know what I'm saying?
You know what I'm saying?
Like, hey, listen.
If you fucking a dude, if you fucking a dude, you gay,
I'm sorry.
I didn't see anybody in terms of L.A.
Say nothing.
I don't see nobody say anything negative, to be honest.
I mean now, I mean now, bro, it's not a shock anymore, bro.
Right.
It's 22, bro.
Even like you was talking about the little Wobb nigga, it's like, okay, if you're gay or bisexual now, it's okay.
It's lame because Lil Wap tried to use that for Cloud.
And Isaiah Rashad got outed
But why is a little Wop not allowed to come out of the closet if he feels like it?
It's not that he's not allowed to.
Maybe it's how he did it.
The way he did it was just like.
Well, the belly shirt, I agree, it was a little bit of a weird choice.
I'm saying the way he been doing it, like, recently is just like, it just looks a little desperate.
Like, oh, I got it.
It ain't like Jay Hilfiger sucking a full-blown cock on Onlyfans.
Yeah, you're out of here sucking a full-blown cock, vanie, and all that.
I don't think he was doing gay shit at first.
I think he was just letting girls fucking put stuff in his ass and shit.
But now he's sucking dick.
That's what you started doing too.
Hell no.
You might want to get that a shot, my friend.
Yeah, yeah, that's how you're going to keep elevating from one to the other.
What?
Getting your eyes ate on Twitter and to...
I ain't sucking a glizzy my friend.
I don't know, bro.
Can we bring up the donations as well?
We never know what you had.
You know what's crazy.
It's like, like I said, it's just nowadays, bro, it is what it is.
If that's what you are, that's what you are.
Bro, do your thing, but it just sucks.
I don't separate, I mean, I don't make it.
To me, if you take away from the music after that,
then you're tripping.
You kind of a homoful.
Yeah, for, kind of, you for sure.
That's interesting that you even, like,
really think being a homophore is a bad thing,
like, because you also come from the gang shit.
See, that's the thing about Isaiah Rashat coming out
that makes it particularly controversial is that he signed a TDE.
We very much know TDE.
But he's not.
from the streets is associated with the streets.
And so for them being associated with a gay rapper is like some people are assuming maybe
a thing.
I don't really think you're going to see TD say anything about it at all.
You know, who knows where their relationship is.
Yeah, what if they dropped them to?
No, they wouldn't do that.
I'm just saying what is.
That would look so crazy.
Yeah.
But that's, it's fucked up that it had to happen to him.
Hell yeah.
I think, I think like he's definitely going to miss an opportunity if he doesn't talk about it.
going forward with big boy
anybody
baptism you ain't never been baptized
yeah yeah you gotta take that off you put it on
you gotta take that off at him it just
I got baptized it just didn't work
okay
we got some baptism merch we got some shorts
I'm fucking with it
shout out of Isaiah Rashad though I don't know
I didn't really know much about his music
but I mean shit I think it's cool
I think he's a great artist bro honestly
I'm not tapped in as as far as like
did anybody say anything homophobic about it
That's what I want to know because I didn't see anybody really trying to shit or anything
I actually I deleted my tweet I had a tweet that said Cremack the only anything only rapper
we got DPD this week you are out of fucking pocket now TDE slept the fuck out of you then
you would have something today you think that's too O D are you joking I think half this
you do is too O D yeah damn for real well I'm just really surprising nobody really tried you
yet for because you are crazy so I hate with grips chime chime me chime me
I'm gonna catch another motherfucking body.
What is this?
We got mood trays.
Mini,
mini mood trays.
LED rolling trades.
Maybe open one of these up.
We got some rolling trays.
LED rolling trade.
We got some shirts too.
You want to look at this shirt?
Let me see this shit.
You want to look at this shirt?
Look at my African-American.
You want to look at this shirt?
We got some more ashtrays.
We always need ashtrays.
Expensive taste, buddy.
Expensive taste.
There we go.
I need like a,
I need like some type of tool to make this faster, y'all.
Here.
I mean, I meant just in the future.
Can I get a knife, scissors, something, please?
Just so I can cut through everything faster.
How about T-Rell interview in Freeway, Ricky?
Legendary.
That's pretty legendary, right?
I like, I like that T-Rail and Kiki got interviews and they fucking did.
Amazing.
Yeah.
I don't know.
I'm hyped for him.
I had to give Kiki the pep talk.
I was like,
make sure you do good
and do the views
are they going to cancel
the life
my movie reviews
is do or die
over here
make sure
that's the shape
yeah
I kind of wish
me and Adam
would have
me and Adam
would have talked
about our
our Twisty Pete
interview a little
more before we did it
about time
pre-planning always helps
we already did it
yeah no
it was good
I mean like
the views were good
and shit
but just the comments
were just like
oh my God
damn
Paco
that's kind of
Crazy. That's kind of hard. I'm not going on.
I used to rock Paco in high school, bro.
I don't think this is the same Paco.
I don't think so either. I don't think it's Paco like the fucking
If Paco start putting, start dropping shit like that, that would be kind of fun.
You remember Paco? Yeah.
You think Paco's still going?
Paco. Where did Paco even come from?
Nicker. I just cut this shit.
That article.
Not damn. Why you look like sway right now?
Doa?
Sway B?
No.
No. Like what up world?
You don't have an ass this way.
We got a random fit it. I'm taking it.
Oh, my God.
I'm going to read some donos right now.
Michael Metro said likes are free.
Shows him.
He always, always.
Scroll up.
What do you wait for?
Black history, Negro league ones.
Alia said, Adam, you dripping more than Selena Powell in an NBA locker room,
LOL much love from Newfoundland Canada PS I'd love to be in that locker room ha ha what's the locker room
He just Adam you just read it he said you're dripping more than Selena oh
He's trying to get topped off by Selena that's cool
Two HF monster said AD is the ghost child to you my guy
He ha ha mechanical flip said house phone AD rap battle movie
I like that I do let's do a rap battle
Face No K said Adam you should do a no a Brian bumper type in
depth documentary about FSU and hardcore
crews from back in the day. Also, as it
true, you got knocked out at CBG's way back
when. Shout out to the B9. You got knocked out?
I got beat up. I didn't get knocked
out. That niggas fucked you up.
All right. Oh, here we go.
Yo, house phone, I've been fucking with disconnected since day one.
I wanted to show you my support by sending you one of my
custom hats. Shout out Blasey, Yuri,
and you and the rest of the
no jumper. Shout out to you.
Shout to him. That's the hat right there?
Yep. That's fire. It is pretty hard.
It should have been a Paco collab, but that's pretty cool.
no, this is actually
And it's a new era.
It better be.
Playboy Williams said AD needs to open a chicken shopper.
Here you all go.
You're fucking out of.
Another store idea for Compton.
Likes are free custer's
Adam, meth gang, stand up.
Shout out, Manuel.
Ski TV sent 10 bucks.
Shout to ski TV.
Thanks for giving me the opportunity
to show my talents.
No genre sports won't miss.
Hashtag on Crips.
Shout out to Kiki.
Right there, you sneaky dog.
Hey, man.
I just want to say,
anytime big ski is around I really do feel the good energy I feel protected I feel like you know
I'm saying like no he just a good nigga to be around bro honestly so shout out to big ski man
facts hey before you finish this no announcements today oh we have an announcement it's a big announcement right
I told everybody to tune the fuck are we ready oh really huh that's what I'm saying so let's do it
right now we pull it up on screen right now before we even do the rest of
to these donations.
Due to honors, let's go.
Drum row.
They don't even know
that they're about to potentially
get access to a part of no jumper history.
If they love, if they fuck with us,
here's the announcement.
Come on, come on.
The No Jumper live podcast.
We're doing our first ever one.
Put it up on the screen.
Let's let them all see it right here.
Here's the flyer.
Yeah!
The No Jumper Live podcast
going down Monday, May 2nd.
at the L. Ray Theater.
Tickets will be on sale Friday at 10 a.m.
on nojumper.com.
Make sure you wake the fuck up and get to those fucking tickets on the website.
We go in live!
And see that.
You got to wake up early and be on the damn website, man.
You niggas be lacking.
Yep.
See that number right there on the screen?
833257-0-551.
Just text hash-brown town, all one word, hash-brown town.
All together.
To that number.
and then you will get a message as soon as the tickets go up for,
oh no, actually it's before that.
You get pre-sale.
You'll be able to get your ticket before we actually go live with the tickets.
And the reason why it's important that you cop a ticket early is because this venue, I guess,
is about 500 seats.
We don't sell the shit out.
So if we get enough pre-sales and people who support us in advance,
we could potentially move up to a bigger venue, which would be insane to do like a thousand-person.
venue or some shit, but everybody's going to be there. We're going to do a whole mix of all the
characters. All the shows. On these shows, not, I feel like we might not have enough space for
like every show. So the people we put on the flyers, the people that we definitely know are going
to be there. But hopefully we can involve everybody. Sharp's going to be there. Housephone, AD,
T-Rel, Duna. We're all going to be there. And there will be like meet and greet.
Tickets available. There'll be a small number. You'll be able to meet all of us. And tickets are
limited to that so make sure you sign
text and sign up for early access
text hash brown town to
833257-0551
and we will see you Monday
May 2nd
go and there's many more shows coming
I shan't wait for this show
We go on a fucking road
Shout out to AD for encouraging
me and pushing me to do
the live event
So like I had kind of forgotten about it
Even being an option
But at this point with so many people
part of the channel and shit.
It makes so much sense.
We gotta do it.
We got to bring it.
We're going on tour.
And it's at the El Ray, man.
El Ray, bro.
And hey, if we have one dope show, like this, if we have one dope show, then we'll start
doing more and maybe potentially do like a tour up the West Coast.
We don't know why.
Because before this motherfucker in May 2nd, we need to get a concert hall and we need to do
at least two fucking practices, bro.
Like treat this shit like a real rap show.
Let's give the motherfucking fans.
what they want to fucking see.
Now back to the goddamn topics.
I'm pretty high, man.
I'm pretty hot,
I'm fucking...
And we actually have a fucking show going.
I want to meet so all the people...
Grow hours.
Drug hours, nigga.
We need some recommendations in the comments, though.
Let us know, like, you know, when you go to a live podcast,
how long are you expecting to be?
We have so many hosts.
Three hours, man?
It's kind of like...
Three hours a long time.
Two hours?
I honestly don't think that we should have just one show.
I think we should all.
all come as one and integrate different topics and different shit.
Like, for instance, we can have, like, maybe a panel as one point of things.
We can have a big podcast with everybody.
We do the same shit.
And then just make some different segments of shit.
We could take questions from the audience at some point or whatever.
We could just do all kinds of shit, man.
I'm pretty hyped on it.
All right.
This is our last one.
Free sleep.
That's kind of, niggie, you look like you're going to be sleeping forever with that shit.
We're not promoting no drugs on clothes anymore, man.
Where's the drugs?
We don't do the same drugs no more.
All right.
Keep going up here.
David Gonzalez, shout out for the $10.
Shout out on his podcast.
Check that out on the Super Chat.
We on one podcast.
Sean Christopher said big shout to the whole team.
Would you do an animation segment, daily squabbles on IG?
That's funny.
I don't know.
If you want to edit something,
animate something to the podcast and it was good,
then we would probably be down to pay you
to do that or something.
Merzi Boohoo said add Kiki is the fourth host.
Well, shout out to Kiki because in the future,
we got this pre-show thing coming.
Who knows what happened?
They want to see Kiki, blah, blah, blah.
Josh is scrolling past the message,
even though I'm not having reading it.
I'm sure that would help the engagement on the interviews.
Okay, much love.
Bottlehead said pretty flat for a white guy,
good for the algorithm? Okay.
Sam C. $10. No drummer. What up?
AD. They played Juice on versus pre-show tonight.
House phone. When the shoes dropping again. Big Ski, great interview.
Adam 22. We need more merch. Shout out to Sam C. Bay Area.
Chelsea Rodriguez said, poor man. You should try to get Nick Young for the sports pod.
L.A. Native, former Hooper. Had the hectic falling out with Iggy, his teammate snitch.
Make it happen. Tweet out him. Plug us.
Royal said, appreciate everything you all do. Have a good rest of your Tuesday.
Day, much love, shout out to him.
Chelsea Rodriguez said, Adam, on 60.
What? Chelsea's banging on us.
I know you ain't never squabled by how you trip out
about height and weight. That shit don't
really matter unless it's two professionals.
Five. Perfect. Okay.
Jacob Jubert sent $20.
Shout it to him.
Chelsea Rodriguez said Alabama 22 on
60. Okay.
Adam Salario said, Adam's saying if he had a hot cousin,
he's smashing. This fool got no chill tonight.
He doesn't.
That's not exactly.
what I said.
Master Fussed, Adam,
shout it to you in the conglomerate.
Them pants you got on is some BS.
I've been rocking with you all over half a decade.
What pants you got on?
I got these fucking pants like Cobb yesterday.
Yeah, them sheds are some bullshit.
You don't like them?
What are there?
I just don't, I don't like, what's your cards, though.
I like my angles to be open.
With the Gucci, though.
You don't think I should mix it?
Nah.
I should have found some fucking Montclair tops.
Yeah.
She'd throw a white tea on.
Fuck it.
You fucked it up with the fucking hat sway.
No.
You do look like...
You look like common right now.
Kicking it.
Real love.
Kicking it with Mike G.
said, yo, Adam and Josh,
I'll be submitted my video resume
tomorrow through email to be on the lookout.
I hope you like.
I talk about me and Eddie Baker fighting.
Okay, cool.
Oh, my couch.
Eddie Baker fighting the couch.
Felix Vila said,
when you do you guys,
merch ship out, I order November 7.
Got it damned.
Josh at nojumper.com.
It's all the field.
That's what you're right.
How we do it said,
what happened to catfish.
Catfish is still doing.
good he's a fucking who the fuck is that that's the homie yeah that's the hum me mx home he's like 80 years old
yeah that's a lot of lighter thief said well i know he's for sure getting wasted when is ad
gonna bring crippin to hash brown town hey man has brown town got enough going on they don't even
got basketball Sebastian spallone said check out memo the mafioses from san diego he's on
bravo's 20-20 album and phoenix was in one of his music videos his last album's fire
shout out to him uh adam looks like sky breezed target manager lm ao shut the fuck god
damn it. That is actually a pretty good roast.
Vince said shout out to the whole crew. We need a No Jummer
Live show tour. What? I said it. A tour.
That was four minutes ago. If L.A. goes well, we
will definitely take it on the road. M.J. TV said, Josh, check your email
whenever you can. Brody. 80 told me
this time last year that if I kept working, he could have an opportunity
to be an intern, 21 years old with three years production and a no drummer junkie.
Shout to you, Maine. Shout to you, bro. Mr. West said Adam
dripping in that $1,000 Jake from State Farm
outfit.
I'm on that bitch bumper like Jake from State Farm.
You want some dig, bitch.
You got to pay for it.
I make a bitch kick push and break tricks like skateboards.
Say it.
Shout out to Ralphie to plug, man.
That wasn't me.
Leg, we know.
If you sounded like that.
Exactly.
Just kidding.
Adam, we need the OG vlogs back.
Also interview trainer tips again.
Okay, okay.
Yo, Adam, why you never interviewed Ricky Hill?
Why not?
Ricky Hill never tapped in with me, right?
I don't know what the fuck that is either.
Tommy Hiffiger's son
who's like a fucking emo rapper.
Do you ever do Xanax with him?
Me?
No.
No?
Never met him, no.
I feel like you would do coke with him.
Shout out the fucking Cap Citi.
I never met him before though.
Brian Wilson said $20.
Justin Rocka said Cap City team pulling up to the live show.
Shot out to Cater.
We were just talking about Cap City.
Hey, Justin Roka.
We was just talking about Cap City earlier.
That brown hat.
DM me.
DM me on high at High Roller 777.
Not the one with the Z.
DME the one.
that DM on the one that has 40,000 followers,
DM me on there,
and I will come to the store.
You don't even got to ship me out of package.
Hey, shout out the Cap City always looking out.
I will pull up.
I'll pull up, do the whole, you know, the whole,
I just came to the store thing,
flick up in front of the fucking logo and whatever.
Like, let's do all of it.
I got to do the same thing too now.
For real, we got to.
We got to pull up.
There's one in Delamo.
How about, we go together?
How about you get a two-for-one deal?
There you go.
You get me in house phone.
We can do the same shit.
Get us right and we'll pull up together.
This is the other thing though.
I think I speak for all of us when I say,
if you're our friend,
it would mean a lot if you bought a ticket.
Yes.
And don't ask.
Don't ask us the day of because we all know that that is going to be a thing.
There probably will be a sellout.
I'd be willing to bet.
Not a probably.
We're going to sell out the fucking arena.
We're going to sell out the same day.
They're going to sell so many tickets.
They're going to try to bump us up to a bigger V.
To the crypto.
They're going to book us up to the crypto.
We're going to fucking do Madison Square Garden.
Exactly.
They're going to move us to New York.
I mean, after we sell out L.A., we got to go to New York.
Probably all the people in L.A. who bought tickets will be pissed off
about having to get flights to New York.
That's just me, though.
But, yeah, I mean, that's definitely something is that if you're a no-jeper fan and you want to support us,
coping a ticket to the live show would just be, like, a huge thing.
for us. It would mean a lot. Especially
like for people that don't
have any other ways of supporting. Like
come pull up man. Pull up and meet
us in real life, bro. It's been two years
since we have the store, even though we are getting another store
soon. So, you know, it's been
a while since we really had the
community together. You did, that he missed
out on the entire store era besides that
one time that you were in there. Yeah, but I don't
fake friend.
We weren't really friends back then,
so. Not like we are now.
You know what? You were this a poor guy.
We boil each other up.
I realized that I have another number and I have it saved the exact same way for AD.
And I'm like, did I meet AD a long last time ago and didn't know?
You probably did.
He probably gave you a number.
It had his number.
I told you.
I was intrigued about your name.
I ran on a flyer one day.
I said, who the fuckest little house phone?
I said, that's the fucking coolest name ever.
If I read off the old number, like, or at least a little bit of it.
Okay.
If you read, if you dial that number, would this tell what year?
If it starts with a 424, they make me my baby model's number.
He gave you a pizza.
Well, this tale how long we actually knew each other, though.
Tell me right now.
I think it's what old number it is.
All right, let's make sure.
Because who else, who else name would be AD with a fucking Crip,
with a Cripple thing?
That's, you read it, that's my old number.
Yeah, 818, too, okay, it don't even matter, but yeah.
That's like 2000.
I got rid of that.
I had that like 2017, 2018.
So we must have met back then.
That's crazy.
You know what?
What could have been?
Probably at Swish's birthday or some shit like that.
Oh, you do.
You just said that.
I heard the fucking flyer.
Yeah,
exactly.
Swish asked me if we want to do an
NFT show with them on here.
Yeah.
NFT show?
NFT show?
You like that?
That's kind of hard.
Switch is my guy.
I believe.
Let me tell you something.
Switch told me about Bitcoin in 2016.
He told me he was going to be the biggest shit.
Like, dump all your money into it.
I did not fucking listen.
You interview him.
He teaches you about Bitcoin.
That'll be his test.
He taught me in 2016.
I didn't fucking listen.
No, you didn't.
You want that?
I'm good, I'm good.
I'm getting high over here.
Yeah, I'm getting too high.
I'm getting high like fucking, homie.
You getting high like Skybree?
How about that?
She was getting high.
Different kind of high though.
What's it mean?
She off the pokey?
Yeah, what are you trying to say, Adam?
She turned up in a different way.
Gianna Castro said R.I.D.D.G.O.R.I.D.D.R.D.R.R.R.
Drakeo's laid the rest today. Facts.
MJTV sent $10 said,
would love to be a stage hand for the live show.
AD, I'm the homie who met you on Fairfax and cash-apped you
for five minutes of your time since then I monetized
channel, huge interview with C-Mack.
He did cash-at-me.
To talk to you on the street?
He seen me on-down, John.
He seen me on Fairfax.
And he gave you how much money to stand there and talk to him?
I told him he didn't have to give me no money, but he was like,
I just want to give it to you.
So I think he sent me 50 bucks.
I thought he responded again, my bad.
So you're charging fans to speak to them on the street.
I didn't charge him.
He asked me, asked a cash at me.
I told him you don't have to.
I don't know how much to give you?
I think like 50 bucks.
Wow, 50 bucks to talk to you on the street.
I was going to talk to him regardless.
That's how I met my, I guess, my intern for disconnected at ComplexCon.
And then I posted a meme that was like, I've been to stop hanging out with you niggas.
I need 500 for a link up.
I need like, you know, 100 for a text back type of shit.
And this nigga really cashed at me 500 to link up and like pitch me.
me this idea about the show.
That is fucking hard. Did you like it?
I mean, I'm doing the show, and he's helping me do it every week.
That's worth a $500 dollars.
He's doing the, he's doing the behind the scene stuff.
What show is this?
Disconnected on Fridays.
Oh, he helps you do it?
He, the one that comes up with the topics.
Like, he comes up, he comes up with the topics for you?
The segments, like, he segments and all of that and sends it to me and Josh.
Show him have some topics for me, dude.
Yeah.
Stop trying to steal his shit.
He's a disconnected.
You already stole this show from him.
He hates me.
No Jumber show? He only likes disconnected.
I mean... He's an op.
He's an op. I'm using
him for my show only, all right? A.D. movie
idea, the baby boy prequel about Jody's
brother that got killed. I'm in it.
Is AD making movies now?
I'm in a movie. Anything's possible.
Life is a movie.
Vampires for Hire said about to hit 20K
monthly listeners on Spotify. Shout out to No Jumper.
Yeah, Vampires for Hire going up.
What? I thought he was saying that we were.
Damn, vampires.
How's Phyll is sitting there mad as hell?
Why? About what?
That's what Chevy Rodden said that.
No, no, wait, wait, wait.
I am mad because, like I said,
if you are in the hat game
and you know me and AD both are in our hat shit
and you come up without even asking a nigga for one,
you got to be fucked up.
I'm going, boom, boom.
Chelsea Rodriguez said,
AD, your YouTube going up with the clips.
I know the checks coming in,
L.O.L.
and they play Jouson versus warm up, bro.
Hey, life has been good.
Who fucks with you enough that they play?
played you in the versus warmer.
They play me every Rams game.
Who's the DJ?
Every, every Clippers game.
Every, put some respect on my name.
Who are you playing?
Who's getting the payola?
No, I get the payola.
I own all my shit 100% my guy.
And on top of that, the movie that I'm starring in.
You're paying off Swiss beats?
Wait a minute.
The movie that I have an appearance in in the summertime,
they just picked up one of my songs to be in the movie as well.
It's lit.
Shut out AD.
Look at you.
doing big things.
He's acting like we're haters.
No, no, not at all.
Not them, you.
When are you going to leave no jumper to AD?
You think you're my heir?
Who should have to go to your partner or house phone?
I mean, since, seniority, I would have to say.
Well, you said what?
It would have to probably, like, as far as, why can't we all go?
If you left, if you, if you're saying if I die.
God forbid right now, right?
If you were to pass away right now, who would you want
to lead the charge
at no jumper, like personality-wise.
Who do you feel comfortable with?
Crip Mac.
Running the shit.
Crip Mac.
I knew he was going to say that.
I thought he was either going to say, you or Crip, man.
Smoke perp.
He's going to say, we're leaving it to Lina.
Lina's going to come here.
I hate all you motherfuckuskins.
No, Parker.
And we'll just turn it into a baby channel.
It's turning into Baby Cove.
Yeah.
Baby Cove.
Make it kind of hard.
Make it Cocoa.
But it's all little rappers.
Fuck, Cocoa Mellon.
What?
We should start no jump for kids, though, and just have a kids channel and have it be all, like, little kid versions.
If we make a baby shark, it's over.
That's a good idea.
You guys should do a baby shark rap song when we do your album together.
That nigger got shot.
Wow.
Hey, Adam, how's Roseman doing?
You got to get back on the show.
Roseman, M.A.
I don't know.
Talk to him a little bit here and there.
Daddy steak.
Do do, do, do.
Daddy steak, dude.
What's daddy steak?
That's what Parker's telling you.
Baby, wipe his ass, dude, do-d-do-d-do-do.
Clean me off, babe.
The heist said, if you do it to our police come to the DMV area.
Patrick Covert said, Adam, you should get a NorCal correspondent.
Someone to cover Sack the Bay and the Most Slept on Chico.
Trey, where you at, bro?
And Bosanova.
What the fuck?
Well, I was in a Draco album today, and Swamp Stories was on the intro.
You said what was on the intro?
I fucking didn't.
noticed it before, but on one of the recent
Draco albums, Swamp Stories on the
intro. I didn't even know that. And a bunch
of other people, but not me.
Shout out to y'all put me on these YouTube. Hey, shout out to
1090 Jake, too. He has shouted me
on his little YouTube clip thing.
Yes. Yeah, I reacted to
one of his videos, so y'all watch In the Sentence, too.
I'm rocking with y'all, y'all rocking with me.
For this video.
Someone got killed,
and I'm going to tell you all about it.
Speaking of somebody almost getting
killed, bro, this weekend
in L.A. Kodak.
was just fucking going crazy
How do we not talk about that today?
We almost skipped over that.
No, I don't know on the news, but I'm talking about this shit today.
Yeah, today we got to talk about it still.
We'll talk about it next week.
DVSH is sending a video for NoJumber.
I just want to make a second impression.
I'm hungry for this, y'all, and I want to work and help grow the company.
I'm tired of hearing stuff for my people.
I'm ready to move to LA.
I'm 21 ready to work, and I'm ready for this.
Josh and Nojumber.com.
Holler at us.
Marco Ray said we need housephone, Kiki, Adam, and Krimack all clapping.
Kuzumi.
fucking throw AD in there on Plub Talk
I 100% agree
Let's get the gang bang popping
That would like make your day
I feel like that's Adam's heaven
All of us is fucking people
I don't know if I'm ready to fuck with Kiki yet man
I feel like maybe we should just not
Why risk it for the biscuit
Y'all don't know
Y'all motherfuckers is too close together now y'all start fucking
If my boner wax them in the thigh
I think it might change shit
Beech your ass
Shit might be kind of weird if I smack my bone
I guess his leg
You feel me?
Yo.
Pause, bro.
Have CMAX,
how he do it,
said have CMAX handler
Lupe on Plug Talk.
Bro, I have that.
I got the Lupe.
That's something.
She always goes,
Neighborhood, bro.
I like Lupe.
Neighborhood, bro.
I love Lupe.
She got me presents for Parker,
so I just.
love her forever yeah she's she's
every once in a while
AD has a special laughing moment
hey no because I'm just picturing
Loupey on a plug talk
picture in the house
Adam's like this guess
guess who me and Len is interview
today and then we fucked her
and she's just neighborhood bro
I love it
oh man and Crittmat bangs
for her in the bucket he's like
she from 463
his neighborhood
I'm like oh shit
Here we go.
Just browsing the website,
yo,
my new brand about to drop.
Y'all going to rock it.
I sent how much y'all charge
to rock my brand?
DM me personally.
Thought to them.
Don't talk to me.
Master Fu said,
P.S.
trying to get to the bottom
of getting a gig up there.
Born and raised another.
Let's get it going.
Go Ram.
Shut up, Master Fu.
Yo, AD,
when is the joint hosed mad you got
with Guab Dad 4,000 dropping?
I heard the snippet and the shit was fire.
Shout out to the community.
Around April, March.
Everything's coming.
Hey, Rimo said,
Thanks for messing with my hat house phone.
Check out my TikTok.
Whole lot of Reams with a Z.
Shout out to him.
Shut up my nigga Ream.
Guapa 100 said,
when you come into a New Mexico house phone?
Bro, I'm waiting on this nigga to send a fucking contract.
He's been saying every week that he was sending the contract.
But he actually just told me he was going through some family shit.
So give him some family shit time.
Renard Elliott.
I give him an extra week or two, you feel me?
Renard Elliott said PME Zella is a whole Vob.
One day I'll have to play his music and shut his video.
Legend.
Okay.
Loud Saturdays said, did Parker pick out Adams fit today?
Digamasta said, yeah, AD, big fan, got an idea for not getting demonetized at the beginning
end of the day.
Why don't you start with the sponsor you have to read?
Yeah, it's a sound to you.
We usually like to get the ball rolling before we throw the sponsor in there.
Montana, Asira said, you know, Adam, can tell my mate Oliver Kako to get in the studio.
He'll be on your show one day.
I want to screen record it.
Okay.
He said he's also ready to quit Tesla and move to L.A.
And he said, he said that.
You got to bring us one.
He said, I'm the light skin guy.
He changed three or four times with braids.
Okay.
What does that mean?
Kid Genius Jr. said, yo, house, phone, what do you think of us on my time?
Blah, blah, blah, blah.
No offense.
We can't talk about people's music on here.
Adam looks like he on work release for Target.
God damn it.
Camp God said, shout out.
He read all he, dude.
It's a little Kenny from Campanella.
I love your gross.
Shout out to my nigga Camp Guy.
Shout out to my West Nella boys, man.
They're my guys, man.
Mr. Thursday said, yo, house phone.
Let's go body blows.
30 seconds.
Nika, go body blows with his nine.
Meebocracy said,
punk rock and hip hop are the same shit
just to a different beat.
Okay.
What do you think of tag?
Hashtack up the punk.
What do you think of Tizzo touchdown?
He from my city, Beaumont, Texas.
So fire.
You go with him?
I never heard of this.
So hard.
And his aesthetic, everything is just fire.
You into it?
Super hard.
You make an Isaiah Rashad tape with him?
Man, leave that nigga alone.
What?
Leave Isaiah Rashad alone and leave me alone.
You're the one putting people off the hood for doing gay shit.
I ain't do none of that.
No?
Who said that?
You never put anybody
off the hood for being gay?
No.
I thought that was a thing.
Adam is tripping, bro.
That's what I heard.
That's how I heard it worked.
It is how it works.
For our podcast listeners,
A.G.
A.G.
All right.
You think we did enough work here?
I would keep going.
But that's up to y'all.
Because you know what?
I got a live stream at 9.
So, yeah, it was enough.
I got to go home and get some motherfucking sleep, my guy.
What you got to do?
Hey, Josh.
Can you see me that on a flyer?
I got to do.
And we're going to push.
Put the flyer on.
I'm out to post it right now.
Send it to all of us in a group chat right now.
I'm out to flitch.
I do rap live shows and podcast live shows.
I have a feeling.
Well, really, we should do a club thing after this as well to celebrate.
Well, they got to pay us all.
There we go.
You could help line that up.
We'll pull up to the club.
And that way our fans can come to the fucking club.
I can definitely set the shit.
We're going to need it back because we've got to split it like hell of ways.
I have faith in the No Jumper community, though.
and I believe that they will buy out the presale.
They have faith that they will cop it.
I feel like we'll have a line around the fucking corner.
Because A, it would be sick as fuck to have a fucking big ass venue and just show the world.
Like, hey, we have a lot of fucking people who fuck with us who fuck with tiny cah.
Who fuck with a man named Sharp with his hair slicked back.
Yep.
And more.
Duno.
And more.
A future sumo wrestler.
We got a performance of music.
in between too. We all make music.
You come out and have you perform
Tokyo goons to bring us in?
That's not the worst idea. Yeah, yeah.
If AD comes out,
bitches, hoes, sluts, come.
I'm convinced that the only song you ever heard of me.
Bitches, hose, sluts.
Hey, oh, no.
I like that one with me.
Bigger, everybody, everybody know, tell him I got the juice.
Classic.
You got a lot of hits.
AD really got hit.
Like, AD got, like, he got songs with, like, over, like, over five million streams, bro.
Like, he got, he got big, big numbers.
And I own it all.
What's your spot?
What's your monthly streaming check look like?
Probably going crazy.
It's very good.
It's very good.
Four and five figures.
Just no.
Oh, it's very good.
Very good.
I'm not going to give the details.
I'm trying to pry.
Air it out.
Just no, no, no jumper didn't buy me the dick house.
Oh, God.
You don't live in the big house.
He could have been in the big house,
but instead he had been in the dick house.
That means it's tall.
Listen.
You guys seen the Tinder swindler?
I see you.
I'm going to watch this again.
Oh, my guy.
What happened?
It's only one.
What happened?
It's basically a dude.
I don't want to blow it for you guys.
No, no, no, no.
We'll talk about it next week after you guys watching.
You can give an overview.
It's about a guy who is scamming girls on Tinder.
Okay.
Lit.
And his shit is very, very inspirational.
City Boys up one after the Tinder Swindler.
Let me just say.
Because this dude did a lot of fly shit.
Okay, don't go into no details.
If the rogue gang meth heads pull some Tinder Swindler moves on the press.
Yes.
Say less.
Gang shit.
Gang shit.
I want to shout out P&B rock, man.
Real nigger.
You were kicking it with him?
That's the homie, man.
Let's go.
His interview got reschedule.
I don't even know if we're doing it.
I'm a call here.
What's going on?
All right.
Shout out to everybody who watched this.
Again, is the link in the description, Josh?
It will be.
The link to get the tickets and we'll probably all put it on our stories within the next
couple hours.
Live show.
Coming soon.
Appreciate y'all.
Smack a like.
Drop a comment.
We love reading them.
And this has been another no-jumper show.
Yo, I've been to stream right now after the damn show.
Tap the fuck inwards with your boy.
He will be on stream with Big Ski, aka Kiki,
fielding your questions, talking about the Ricky Williams interview,
talking about high rollers, listening to your music, etc.
And we're doing a restock of the high rollers that just sold out next week.
And then also, I will be on stream on Friday at, I think, 2 p.m.
We're starting a little bit late today because dad's got to fuck.
And I've got to do some plug talking to know.
And also I'll be on stream after the end of the day, Wednesday on my mom.
motherfucking Twitch.
I have my first sponsor today.
If you want to get your songs heard Friday with me and Kiki and Yuri and whoever Vell pulls up
Friday at 2.
If you want to get those donations in in advance, nojumber.com.
And you can also get in donations and watch my stream right now.
Right now.
Also, house phone is an option.
If you like house phone, then tune into that.
And also disconnected.
We'll be on here at 6 p.m. on Thursday.
And then I got disconnected on Thursday.
We got at the end of the day tomorrow.
And go listen to the new Krip Mac interview.
that I dropped talking about all the recent drama go check out the Brendan Shob
interview here go check out the Montana of 300 interview go check out the don't
call me white girl interview aka Mona love aka will ski get in the cheeks we do
not know I would love to see he gonna let us know though if you smacked her would
it be big ski or it would be Johnny Cochering ski that's all ski but you got
to give her the Johnny Cochering treatment too that's a real
woman right there. Big ski. That's
a real woman right there. Isn't it crazy that we're getting paid
the more that we talk here? Yeah, far.
In theory, the video gets like a little bit more money
the longer we talk. It really does?
I mean, the longer videos
make more money.
So tap in, man.
Tap inwardly. That's what I be telling you, like, bro, let's
fucking stay on this bitch, bro. We can sit here all night
and just make small talk.
Tell a friend to tell a friend.
So how was your day, Adam? What did you do today?
I didn't even listen to your niggas no more. I went to a funeral.
You did talk about this in the beginning of the show already.
Come on, look.
And then I pulled up here.
I ate some salmon.
I'm fucking hungry.
I need some food.
I ate some salmon.
I'm about to go eat a mango chicken salad.
From where?
Mendocino Farms.
You love this way.
Manasino Farms is fire.
Now, Bristow Farms is better.
I give half my income goes to Mendocino Farms.
I'm totally honest.
Bro.
I think Bristler vines.
Bickle chips are fucking crazy.
Let's see your pickle.
Oh, bro.
I'll give you a nickel to sickle your pickle.
He's been trying to see your fucking.
Damn.
I just got another one.
It's like five this week.
You get the sponsorships through who, stream elements?
Yeah, no.
Really?
They give you the sponsorships?
I just got three this week off of that.
That's how you got your Raid Shadow Legends deal is directly through stream elements?
They hit me up.
Wow, that's crazy.
But I got, how's that word?
Josh, once you get partnered on Twitch, they'd like hit you up for all type of shit.
We should sign up on stream elements and get sponsorships through them.
They better not try to get between me and Manscape, though.
Okay.
I think we're done here.
like don't leave home
without your blammy. Never.
Get an expensive hat.
Oh, yeah.
Just because it's custom and crazy, don't mean it has
to be expensive. Smoke big
chief. Yeah.
Wash your ball sack with
manscaped. And shout out the
motherfucking Twitch. I'm going to the
uncharted premiere tomorrow after the show.
You know what I'm saying?
We just hit $1.5 million
on TikTok. That's fire.
Go search no jumper on there.
Follow my TikTok too. I ain't got no friends.
