No Jumper - The No Jumper Show Ep. 135

Episode Date: February 23, 2022

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Babe collab? Yeah, Miami Dolphins bait. Wow. With the heads on that motherfucker. You whipped your foreskin off. I'm not gonna lie, this might be one of your best fits, AD. Thank you. I like it, because you really look like you could be on the Dolphins.

That is a compliment. Yeah, exactly. At what position, though? What position is AD playing? I just watched my first football game, so I don't really know. Linebacker. I would say like a defensive tackle or something like that. He went in a tight end.

Pause. I knew what I was going. Did you make that one of yourself? Joe Budden said that back in the day about Saigon, I think. Why was Saigon? Did you ask him when you interviewed? No, but that would be pretty funny if I did bring that up. I felt like that line is like so well known as a crazy as Joe Button line that maybe I wouldn't.

I would feel corny like bringing it up like, oh, hey, you had beef with someone 20 years ago. Let's talk about it. No, that was honestly one of the crazy. I thought you made that up on your own, honestly. He went. I wish I knew the stuff he said before that, but he went in and tight end and came on a wide receiver. Just immediately, oh, fall out of your chair bar.

Okay, so was he saying that like he's like, I mean, not that, but I'm saying like, I don't get what was the, why? Well, I think he played football and went to prison. And I think that the bar is proceeding that would contextualize it and make sense of it. Now, I don't believe that Joe Brutton actually feels that that happened to Saigon. Shout to Joe Biden. Did I take so long? to get here that Gina views left before I even got here

Gina views wasn't even here oh wow I was I was feeling that some type of way I was like damn Gina didn't you probably out a Trace songs party right now y'all stop it or an equivalent party please stop it no are we gonna keep doing the drip check yeah let's do it you go next since I feel like I'm gonna win you're gonna win what you got the mustard high rollers hoodie yeah I'm really just head to toe high rollers high roller to spit it that's all

high rollers hoodie and high roller sweats That's a question. With no high rolling shoes. I like my brown vans today. But when you're the owner is different. Yeah, yeah. Opinion. When you have your own brand,

it becomes actually in a way even more important that you rock other dope shit. Now, I'm somebody who's clearly gone against this for many, many years. But you've got to contextualize it with the right shit. Like when I see like Barrie is a good example, because he rocks his own brand, but then he'll pair it with the crazy-ass.

$3,000 designer jeans and shit makes your shit look high end. Especially if you're like, you know, like, he's like cool with Virgil and cool with people like that. It's like you got to, you got to rock the rare exclusive pieces from other brands too. You can't just... You don't want to look like a battle rapper who just wears

his own merch every single time he leaves the house. You can't look like the only thing you got in your closet is free your own merch. That's why I stopped wearing the fucking Puma suit that man. Because he would clown me like, he still talks about this shit to the day. I made fun of him to the point where he canceled his whole sponsorship.

He said, you can keep the check. Adam's been rusted me for rocking a Puma fit every day. I can't do it. Damn, Adam. You know what I just noticed? What? Black and Browno Jumpers is getting very deep out here. Who else?

There's a lot of black faces in here now. It's a lot of color people here. And a lot of Mexicans. Well, we got Kiki in the building. Kiki's always in the building. Kiki holding it down. I was just iPhone vlogging with him. Anytime I go to lift up the thing, Kiki's the first person there checking to see who it is.

What thing are you lifting? The door. Oh. The glory hall. The gate. I meant anytime someone's walking in, Kiki got to make sure ain't no suspicious activities going on. And I fuck with that. That's why we like him because he's very overbearing.

My brother taught me everything I know, man. Really? He used to whoop my ass. Really? I can see that. I told y'all that. The longer I hang out with Kiki, the better that the story is. the more he opens up and just tells me about the real shit.

And you know what? I respect that. I respect somebody who makes you wake for it. Like a girl. Not just gives you all the info at once. Smash on the first day. I've been hanging out for like a year and a half. He's finally starting to give me the good shit.

Bro, don't do your hands like that. I'm not like, yeah. What does that mean, arthritis? I told him he's been trying to have sex with my brother. He can't do it. Oh, stop. What the fuck. Speaking of your.

You've been in the valley too long. I am. Speaking of your brother and having sex, I went to go drive Kiki off after the show one day. And I think he was very afraid of my driving on the way there. Really? He's grabbing his head saying like, yeah. He literally was holding on to the thing.

You're not worse than Adam. Yo, literally Adam, you have almost gave me a heart attack in the car before. I drive like fucking Jeff Gordon, dude. I drive fast and in control. It's all those years riding BMX out of the streets with no brakes. I take that. to the car realm. See, the fact that you even think that that's comparable

shows me that you're a terrible driver. It is comparable. How? Because my instincts are so highly tuned from all those years of riding around bikes in Manhattan, in Brooklyn, blasting down these huge hills and bridges and shit with no fucking brakes. I don't think those equivalates to each other at all.

It gave me a level of spatial understanding of what's going on in my car. Okay. That I can literally be like driving, juggling beating off I don't know fucking writing a term paper

on my laptop with one hand like I can be doing like I'm fucking I feel like I'm an incredible driver do your car is your car V6 or V8 he doesn't know

Adam has zero idea I would bet you a thousand dollars Adam has no idea that's like me asking you what blood type you are I asked them they said yeah he probably knows

that we don't want to tell you no that's not fair because some people do know that No, I have no idea. Adam doesn't even know what kind of car he drives. I actually found out. It's a fiscar.

I found out. You found out? I don't want to say it on you. No, no, no, no, no. Don't say it, but like. It's a blue? Because this one's a rental. This one's a rental.

Oh, you got a rental right now? Well, it's not a rental, but they gave me a fucking bemer to drive while the other one. Oh, is it blue? Yeah. Are you still giving out hand-me-down beamers? You gave out a hand-me-down beamers? You gave out a hand-me-down beamer to somebody back in the day. I think that car had been handed down to me by like two different people.

What? So it was just... White people are just giving out beamer to each other? Is that how that works? It was like a BMX family beamer that just kept like, you know, it kind of like keeps getting sold between the homies. But like... It's like an FD. Nobody has any money.

You have to. It was like that. And like, you know, like at a certain point, so many people have had the car that you're almost just like giving it to the homie who's going to have to spend so much money to get it rolling. But it's like not even... By the time I got that, this shit was trashed. I was going to say, give it. Like, hammy-downing a three-series beamer is, like, it's a pretty good hand-y-down.

It wasn't bad shit. Have y'all ever had, like, a bad buying a car story? No. I never bought a car until recently. My whips were kind of reliable, to be honest. Nigger, I bought a Monty Carlo, and as soon as I got it, this shit, it overheated 10 minutes with me. Shut the fuck up.

Were you smashing, though? Are you smashing to Compton? No, I was driving a regular. That motherfucker. I said, oh, I sold a lemon. I got an Apple Watch for my birthday one year, and I could never get it to work. So that was kind of like that. That's because you didn't tighten it up enough.

That's what everybody kept telling me. And I tried fucking working out with that thing so tight on my arm that I couldn't even feel my hand. Maybe because you don't wash so much. It was so much dirt and mold powder that it couldn't get you real risk. You're confused. You think that you're talking to somebody else in reality. Okay. All respect.

It's a pretty good matching job. All respect. I'm not going to hold you. You just took that off that fast? Yeah. Yeah. This one has a different color lace and I didn't realize until I was already out the door. Oh, I didn't realize that either.

A third grader do that. Yeah, Adam, you got to wear your shoes loose so you can like slip in and out of them at any time. I tied it behind the thing. Honestly, bro, your ankle socks hurt. I hate ankle socks. You hate my Calvin Klein's. You could do it with shorts, but. But not with pants.

I don't even like it with shorts. I feel like you should always have a little sockage going on. I don't even wear no sock when I got shorts. What the fuck? You don't even wear socks? No, no, I wear shorts. You're Kazumi out here. What's happening?

Your fucking shoe must stink. Y'all been, no, it doesn't. Y'all haven't seen me fucking do that shit for like a year now. My shoes don't see. I didn't realize that you actually weren't wearing socks. I thought you just had like, you know, invisible ones. Don't do it, though, at Disneyland. People who wear their shoes without socks.

are people who have fundamentally different types of feet than me to be totally honest I got a straight feet nigga I need to wear a sock Could you imagine life without socks? No it makes no sense to me I literally wear socks every day

Like my feet get kind of like sweaty and shit Like there needs to be something to separate my feet From my fucking shoes I also just like the way the drip looks Of just having some fresh white socks Like with the drip But I understand the attraction to having like Super low socks or like invisible socks

So that you can't see it at all like when you wear loafers that you have to get those super tiny socks that like go below it like the dress shoe type thing I get the appeal being able to show that ankle it makes you look very fancy

that you are oh there's nothing separating his foot from the world besides just this piece of leather but then in reality I don't really like it I like these shoes I love like I love wearing dunks and shit

because they're just comfortable as fuck but if I didn't have socks on it would feel so weird I'm just thirsty I just want like I start getting leg tattoos and shit I'm like you're gonna see all this work bro i can't i can't believe dude i can't believe i'm showing up like when i got my shorts in the

when i got my first tattoo in the 10th grade i was like this for a fucking 10th grade i agree i was like this for a week i'm just making sure i'm like shout out to my homie cori vengren my homie that i grew up with hash brown town who would walk he did the same as i think he got a bike chain around his arm which was the that's hard the tattoo that every bmx rider got at that point in time that's And then he was walking around at school with his fucking sleeve rolled up, just letting the whole world see the bike chain. Wait, did he have both sleeves rolled up to match? Or he just had one?

Just one, one bicep. That's so bad. Let me tell you how extra thirsty I was. I had a fucking V-neck because I got this tattoo. So I wore a V-neck so this fucking tattoo could show. And this tattoo was weak as a bitch right here. But at the time, I was like, nigga, this chick hard. It looks hard.

It's cool. I had to get it touched up. It's funny because I had the V-neck for that. You're describing things that I normally. associated with like people going to warp tour like getting your V-NAC and your shorts so that you could show they used to always call it a warp tour body suit like kind of

when you just get your arms and then your fucking shins and shit they would call it a warp tour body shit because that's the only shit you can see when you have a t-shirt and fucking shorts on but you have no body tats exactly I have no body tats either I got some I need it I look like a bitch with my shirt off because I don't have my back I gotta get my back I gotta finish

at least you got like your whole chest and stomach though don't you Yeah, but people always said that the tattoo on my stomach looks like, kiss the band. What do you mean? It's like a bunch of girls' heads. I don't need you to lift your shirt up, but I'm not showing you my skin. They say like a bunch of moths. Yeah.

A bunch of moths. No, because I did do anal before today. Huh? Earlier today, I did anal. Jesus Christ. Your anal or her anal? Her anal. So I actually like, if I were to take my pants off, who knows what would happen.

Yeah, what? Splash. You didn't take a shower or even. Even you had a baby wife. Tell the truth. I did it in the... You had a baby wipe. No, I didn't.

I fucking went and I used hands soap and I washed my dick in my hands. After anal, you took a hob bath after anal. It's a hob bath? Yeah. Basically. Yeah, yeah. I was watching my dick.

Hose don't have dicks. No, but like a hole bath is like when you just don't take a full bath and you just do like a quick little washer. Growing up, we called it a Puerto Rican shower, which is very offensive. That's so what? Yeah.

Why? You got, you guys just thought in half brown time? You guys just put races on everything. You just thought in Half Mountain town that... Here's Cambodian. I didn't even think it was racist when I was a kid. I thought that was just what it was called. Why did y'all think that Puerto Rican specifically didn't shower?

That's bad. Puerto Rican showers when you go in the bathroom and you put like fucking perfume and shit on your armpits. Why do you all think that Puerto Ricans had terrible? But I brought it up on the podcast with Mona Love and she was just like, yeah, yeah, that's what it's called. Like, she's from the East Coast too. She's from Hatchmont Town. Did you ever put on X? Nah.

Yeah. But I was like a grown. I was grown by the time Axe came out. So I was looking at it like what the fuck are they doing did you have like bod spray I want your bod I want your bod I knew a dude who got a an axe commercial he's look and it was like him like hitting a bmx jump and while he's in the air he's like I'm not gonna lie that's might maybe when they use some effects to make it seem like he was putting the fucking axe body shout of scotty kramer's what I'm talking about them spray deodorers make you way more musty yeah and they just smell bad that's all they have in england can somebody acts in england they do not have roll on deodorant. It's all just a fucking

spray. So Josh says you don't have regular deodorant. You just got to spray? Oh. This is a very, very good product. You want me to tell you about this right now? Speaking of deodorant. Splish, splash, I was taking a bath and I noticed I have beautiful

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Oh. That shit smells amazing. I'm not going to lie. Bro, imagine your girl. She's going down to suck your dick. She's juicy, sweaty, salty balls. And then she gets hit with a fresh whiff of that man'scape. And then she just pulls out her character.

that her camera starts filming herself and says, this blowjob is sponsored by Manscape. Everybody caught my girl's only fan so they can see me do anal with her like I just did. Sounds like a plug talk dream. Yeah, yeah, it was. No, but that's the crazy thing. So my first ever solo plug talk came out today.

Oh, wow. Wait, so you interviewed Lina? I told you guys about the show the other day, but yeah, like, ah, one girl. I wake up in the morning. My girl's super sick. She's like, you have to go fuck her alone. You have to go.

I can't do it without you, baby. I love you so much. I don't want to fuck her without you. Did you play that card? No. I just said, she said, wait, did you act too excited, though, too? You need to fuck this girl without me.

I said, for the family, I will do it. For Parker's tuition. I promise I will lay this fight down. For Parker's future. Parker, you have no idea what I went through to get this money to send you to Harvard.

My daddy's a prostitute. You have no idea how hard it was for me. I had to go out in these streets and bang chicks. Imagine you coming in there for career day. What does your dad do? No, my policy when it comes to being a dad going to school, I'm staying low key. Yeah, but I feel like you're going to get a hoodie on. I might have some shades on.

I feel like you're going to get to the point, though, where people are just going to know you. It's going to be that one teacher. Hopefully I fall off before then. That one teacher is going to know you, at least from back in the day. Like, that used to be the guy I used to watch on YouTube. I'm trying to fall off this year. Like really? This year?

Like I've been fighting it Why would you say that? I'm about to fucking really just Why would you say that? I know how to do it What you got? Yeah, what's your plan? He's a big bowl of myth

Let it fly Fuck No But like have you ever thought about that Like how if you did a podcast We just did a bunch of fucking Coke before it Like how would be the craziest podcast ever Honestly it might be amazing

I'm about to say like I might have done that already with you I assume that you have Without telling us like even in recent memory But, no, I think that you used to think that I would, like, go hit a line in the bathroom, which I'd never done. Honestly, I kind of thought that before. Yeah, we definitely talked about it. That's crazy.

No, but. Like, I don't know, like, the closest. The shit's every fucking time. No, I really got IBS, though. I got IBS, bro, like, dead ass. You'd be letting chicks eat your ass? No. Fucking shit coming out of it all the time.

You got Crohn's? No, the only, bro, like, the most disrespectful I would get is, like, me being fucking. that from the night before, bro. I would never disrespect your place of work like that, bro. I don't really think it's that disrespectful. I think that's just you live in your truth. I mean, I used to get drunk as fucking long of the box. Yeah, but, nah, bro.

On a Wednesday, I'm not that disrespectful. There was just a few times where you came in, you'd hit the bathroom, then you'd come in, be hell energetic for like 15 minutes, and then sort of be like, b, the, little, little, like, like, 15, 20 minutes later, you'd be, like, chilling super hard. And I remember even talking to Camgirl about it, and I was like, you think that's what that might be?

But then also it's kind of like you might just be like hell hung over on Tuesday night because you were partying from from fucking Friday to Sunday. And I was like trying to come in with the energy and then it was just wearing off like, oh fuck. I can honestly say I've never seen you do drugs. Exactly. I'm going to

I honestly can't say that. I'm going to be honest. If I tell AD about one time that I did drugs in front of him, he didn't see me, he would probably be mad. Please talk about it. I want to tell you. Why you were out with him? Say it. Just go ahead. I ain't going to get mad. I promise you. You're a slick mother.

I have the slickest of all time. Go ahead. Tell me. Tell me. I don't know. Just say it, man. I'm going to get mad. All right. Fuck it. I already have it. It already happened. All right. So this is like when I was still testing the waters just to see like, okay, what could I do before I have to go to the hospital? And we definitely, we weren't drinking any of the Don Julio when we were at rolling loud. But we had drink a little wine. And rolling loud?

I was definitely, I definitely hit the bag a couple of times I rolled a lot. I'm going to be honest with you. And honestly, I was in the front seat next to the driver. So we're on the way back. I was like, you're a cold knick. I kept saying,

you know how proud I am with your house home. You've been staying sober. Man, I know it's been hard for me. Well, I was drunk. You're over there. Digging in the bag. I was drunk.

It makes sense why you went so crazy to Carty now. No, no, no. I was doing that. We were on the way back home. back boys. He was lit. I'm sorry, bro. I was drunk.

I was drunk. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. He's the most hardcore Coke had I ever seen because... What? That is cat. Back in the day at the old...

No, no, he's not. Okay. You did something when it comes to doing Coke that I had never seen anyone do at that time. Okay. Which is, you came in my place. I think you had a couple girls with you. It might have been like we were out partnering or we were at a show or whatever. We get back to the crib.

And you fucking go grab my windex and some paper towels. And clean off you fucking. And you fucking. clean the shit out of like the glass table. You got to make sure. So you was almost a real smoker. Bro, you got to make sure you're not fucking,

first of all. Everybody I ever seen doing coke in my life just was like doing it like a super grimy fashion. Have you seen a clean window? And I realized like, oh shit, he's been doing this long enough that he knows he don't want to fuck

the inside of his nose up. And I don't want to be snorted any random ass shit off of Adam's disgusting table. This is fair. So I cleaned the table up. I mean, at the very least you're going to get like that days worth, even if you clean the house three days ago,

you got three days worth of dust on the table whether you're putting up your nose. It's kind of gross. Speaking of dust, remember when that girl wrote a blunt raw on your carpet floor? He brings girls around. Go watch the ugly god interview.

I don't think you can see the girls in it, but he just got a couple girls that come in, and then we go back to my crib after we do the ugly guy interview. I look over there's a girl just sitting on the floor in my room. She's rolling a blunt on the floor, on the carpet. And y'all breaking podcast rule, because I've heard this story 90-dillion times.

That's a fact. On this fucking pod. I got one more. It gets better every time. I swear to God. I got one more. They're the stair girls, right? Stair girls, right?

Stair host. At our next spot, we need to have a fucking special stair girl section, like a spiral staircase for them. Like a VIP section off with a sign on it that says stare girls on me. No, no, no. Fuck that. Adam's trying to act like he wasn't a fucking monster, bro. This nigga pulled me.

He pulled me into the bathroom on his birthday one time and literally. this nigga this nigga racked out of line that was like as long as the table and this nigga was Anaconda baby He was on your Charlie Sheen I was on

I was banging eight gram rocks I don't want to hear it Adam Wait I got something About you doing cook No I want to know from both of you guys This is a real serious How often

do you guys wash your sheets Tell the truth Every I try to do every week every two weeks for sure. Wow. I don't, so I have no idea. You got Esmeralda at the crib, washing your shoes. Esmoralda.

Esmoralda takes care of that. That's a real name? No, like, my shorty has a maid, and her name is probably like Julie or something normal, but I just like waking up and calling her Esmeralda. My housekeeper was not a huge fan of Jenny 6'9. Why? I was showing my girl's friend, my girl's makeup artist,

was like, who's this? Why do you keep singing, We lost 69. Les her. I'm like, check this out. I showed her. I didn't even show the original version of the video. I showed her the dance EDM remix.

Oh, God. It's OD. And my fucking cleaning lady was just like, I don't know about her. See, like, this is the thing that I always, like, question. It was like, what about her was so disrespectful,

like, disrespectful to the community? Honestly, like, it's not for me to say since clearly. the opinions of her were coming from her own race. You gotta ask Duno. Yeah, I mean, for me... Is this wasn't authentic enough? I don't know. Like, when I heard it is Riley? Is Riley Mexican?

I heard Riley was Mexican today. What? She'd been sleuth Are you half and half though? Okay, okay. That's all right. That's cool. Okay, okay, so why? So why? I don't know. People didn't like the sound of it, I guess. She was fucking one of the most gorgeous people I ever seen in real life.

She's a babe. He is so fucking beautiful. Well, you know, Julia, fucks is not with Kanye West anymore. So maybe it's time for her to hit a house phone. You know what? I'm just convinced now that Kanye has been stalking me. What? You know he looks through who you follow.

Kanye is stalking me, picking up all the girls that I used to follow. I was really, like, at least, like, throwing a little fucking, a little, what's it called? A worm? Yeah, you know, like throwing some bait out. You were throwing some bait out to Julia. Via DMs. She didn't really jump on it. So you was acting like the bad news.

She didn't necessarily jump on it, but she definitely was liking it and reposting whenever I would tag her. I wonder what you could have said to her at that time to get her to hang out with you. Like, hey, you want to go cool sculpting together? Do what? That's what I heard. They said that that's what she does. Cool sculpting. Cool sculpting.

Like the body stuff? They use a really cold bricks or some shit to like make your fucking waist really small to move the fat. To your ass, because her waist still, like, she has the tiniest waist for the biggest ass. And I know she probably had a fat transfer. She got a fatty? Bro. She's a stupid monster ass. No, but I'm going to be like, okay, like, not trying to, you know, judge women's bodies or anything like that.

But she doesn't. But she doesn't. I feel like she got a lot smaller as of recently. Really? Yeah. I'm probably depressed because Kanye is trying to get his girl back. Damn. Maybe, maybe Kanye just, like, was like,

I need you to fit into this model stuff. I need you to eat one piece of spinach and an almond. But he's not like that. I don't think so. Kim had a little bit of, but Kim actually really skinny. She just got a big old booty. Kim had a lot of bit of everything. Can I tell you guys an embarrassing story from this weekend?

Please. Extremely embarrassing. Oh, God. Me and my girl, we go to a park to play with the kid. Now, this is a really good park. It's got baseball, diamond, basketball, It's a whole playground thing, adult workout equipment, shi-later grass that the dogs can play in, all the shit.

Like, we've never been to this park before. It's in the valley and it was a fucking great park. There's a shitload of people there. Families left and right, playing with their kids, whatever. So we slide up in there. We're playing with the kid for a while. We're on the swing set. We're letting her run up and down, use the slide,

just having a good time with the kid. Then we see the teeter-totter, also known as the seesaw. So we say, okay, let's go on the seesaw. My girl's on one side of the seesaw. I get on the other side of the seesaw. I put Parker on the seat right in front of me on the seesaw. I'm standing up, right?

My girl is like all the way down. So her bud is basically like on the ground. So she's sitting here. I'm up here with Parker. My girl decides to stand up suddenly. Just out of nowhere. So it basically creates the effect of me and Parker, like falling off the back

of a fucking pickup truck we both thank God the floor is like rubber like padded shit because me and Parker both go flying because my girl has no concept of physics apparently never really thought about how

I teeter taught it worked did you catch Parker or like hell no she went fine she did a fucking flip bro yes literally like that worse it was worse did she cry Yes, she was freaking the fuck out. Yeah, I feel cool.

Sonic with fucking Barney Rubble. Get the hell. But you know, you know he sat Lennon down and had a talk with it. Lina, you got to think about this type of stuff before you do that. This is bad podcasting. You don't get on a teeter totter. Whoa, a million dollar idea. A podcast that you do on a teeter totter.

T-talks. Okay. Anyway, when you were making fun of you right there, that was. pretty funny but also I had to fight the urge to be like to not slap the number right up

god damn it fuck you guys no I had to fight the urge to become like Professor Adam and be like baby you're like basically what you just did like babe that's not how a teacher child it works you have to go to slowly

you can't fucking do you know like I had to fight that when the last time you sat on one of those though I would have not remembered that either I guess I don't blame her yeah but like thinking about it like I know that she just didn't think about it. She didn't do the math in her head to realize that that's what was going to happen. You can't, like, that's one thing I think is really important in parenting is that the other one has to, like, you have to let your partner, like, really fuck up and not be a dick about it because it's just like, it's full of so many challenges that, like, I feel like me and her have been very good at that is like, even if the fucking kid falls and scrapes their knee because I wasn't paying attention, it's like you've got to be understanding about that kind of shit. Who's the fuck up?

Oh, obviously me, for the most part, yeah. The dads usually are. Well, I'm just, like, not even around as much because I'm fucking in the office and shit. She, like, loves being up the house hanging out with the kid all day. I'm clearly going to work all day besides Saturday and Sunday. So it's like, yeah. She has way more opportunities for things to go wrong.

She's just dealing with all the real shit. What does she just fucking park her up on accident at the house and just not bringing it up to you? She just, like, not telling you. I mean, what... It's not even funny. I'm sorry. Sorry.

One thing about it, though, is that your kid will just fuck themselves up so much. Like, she's running in the fucking... It's so unexpected. She's running in the Saks Fifth and the fucking... The table is just like this. And she just is running full speed, having so much fun. Boom. Her head just fucking clips this table.

Oh, fuck. It's the end of the fucking world. And it's just like, they don't have the spatial awareness to be able. to fucking comprehend that they're about to smash their heads they hit they smash their heads so much and it sucks so bad because you know how bad it hurts and every time the only thing they can make them feel better is just the boob the boob yeah yours you like this come here come me a pocket well you know that's the weird thing is that she knows i don't have milk wow how does she know you let it suck on your nibble and i've kind of tried to be like oh she's she doesn't even look you put your hairy eyes nibble

your baby's face. She can smell that. She will run across the room to jump on my girl's boob. But then, like, I'll be holding her with no shirt on and sometimes she'll take my nipple and just be like, shut the fuck. Parker, Ann is fondling fondling your nipples.

Jill just play with it, but she knows there's no milk in there so she don't go for it. That's fucking hilarious. Have you ever, like, accidentally hurt Parker? Oh, fuck yeah. Because I asked, bro, my daughter one time, it was bad, bro. How bad? Nigger, we were in his fucking, like hospital bad? Nigger, we are on the trampoline, not hospital, but,

nigga, we're in the trampoline. Naga, she had to be, like, six. And we're in the trampoline jumping, bro. And she used to watch me, like, do backflips. She used to like me watch it. Nick, you were doing backflips in the trampoline? I could do backflip. Wow.

Front flips? Those are easier, right? Backflips are harder. But, nigger, she got a little too close one time, and as I was doing the backflip, I kind of went like this. Scoop! Do you feel me? And she was like,

I was like, oh my God, her lip was bleeding. I'm like, baby. Oh, no. Bro, I damn near start tearing up. And it's like, I did it, but I'm the parent that she has to fucking run to. Jesus Christ. And I didn't tell nobody. I'm just sitting there.

You think she hated you? Like, like, for two seconds? Like, oh, this nigga just fucking. Fuck no. But now she's going to see this. She's going to be like, dad, you fucking. You know the giant gallon of water that I normally have? Yeah.

Like Parker. just like, I'm sitting on the couch. I'm like doing something on my phone. Parker grabs it, pulls it, falls right on her big toe, starts crying her fucking eyes out. Her fucking toe turns all black and purple and shit. From a gallon of water?

DCF, ZCF! Crammed right on the toe. Wow. It must have been full, huh? What did you put in here? Water. Nigger put concrete in there. What I'm saying?

Niggins sipping. He got something else in there because I ain't never got a gallon of water. It's like a fucking three, four, or five pounds. It's right on the top. He's sipping alkaline concrete Well, if it lands directly on a toenail that I can see you. Oh, it mashed that thing. Jesus, man. And then guess what happens right after that?

While we're sitting there fucking breastfeeding in the baby making her feel better about the fact that she just did a flip, Johnny Knoxville walks in. That's all you cared about. That's the only thing. You fucking Lee's Parker on the floor, bleeding out crying. It made some of the pain go away to have a celebrity

and I missed. It made some of the babies pain go away. Hey, what have Johnny seen? You're on Parker Flip and offered you guys to join Jackass for Jackass Five. We got one more Jackass guy. We got one more. That flip move that you just had your daughter doing, that was gold. We need someone to pair with Weeman for the next movie.

So when I see Johnny Knoxville walk in, I go over to him and I say, hey, I'm going to be real with you. My kid just ate shit on the playground, fell. We don't know she has a concussion or what. But I know you're with your family. Fuck them. Do my podcast. Exactly.

What do he say? What did he say? He said bed. See you with Wednesday. He's coming Wednesday? Did you like say his numbers? He's coming at the end of the day. I was going to say.

You didn't talk to him at all? No. You didn't give him a little wave? He's with his family. I was my family. Oh, I got to bother him. Oh, I got a podcast. It's probably 15 other dudes at this park that have a podcast too.

This is the Valley. True. This is true. You know what? One of my favorite stories is, um, me, Me, chili sosa, tuck god, were out eating like after a show or some shit like that. Guess who we see at fucking IHop with his little crew of people.

Queen Latifo. Nipsey Hustle. Wow. They try to go ask him for a picture and he was like, no. He was literally eating pancakes. He's not trying to take a picture. Respect to him for that. Wait, you asked for the photo?

No, I don't know. Who asked for it? I forgot. It might have been chili. Wow. But, and it was weird. because it was only like one person working at this IHop so they were like

running back, they were like cooking the food and they're running back and forth. I can't believe Nissey was that IHop. It was like a... I hop is trash. I hop in like K-Town. First of all, not trash. Calm down. Their pancakes that one in K-town? I know exactly what's one. Exactly. It was like the one on like Wilshire. You know that Denny's right over there

fucking shut down? You know what I think I got okay. Because member at my old spot, I lived across the street from that fucking Denny's and we can just look out the window and see it. Denny's is elite. They Danny? Oh, you got to get your standards up. Did you ever see Johnny Dang?

He said, I'm never eating this shit again. About Denny's? No. He was so mad. I still don't know. So me and my ex-girlfriend, we ate Denny's at like 6 a.m. Or some shit like that. And then we had one of the Benny trucks.

I'm not going to say which one. We had one of the Benny trucks that night. And then the next morning, we're literally front and in on the toilet. Both of us. You already got IBS. It's worse You ever have diarrhea with your girl And then you got to fucking

One of you got a shit in the in the tub I had to shit in the tub But I had to wait for her to get out this whole thing For I to go to the eye off to shit I'm gonna say bitch You gotta get on Nah she only had one bed Like you know she had one bedroom

That's the cool thing about living in Ktown though Is you can just take a shit on the street Nobody's gonna even fucking notice Because there's probably five other guys Taking a shit on the street Have you ever had this like shit on the street And like for a hell yeah Like what like you might have

on the street. I feel like we've talked about this a lot more too. You might have ideas. I shit in the school, so in the fucking sand. Did you notice our hero,

Yeat showing love to Nipsey Hustle on his new album? You could get killed in your own city. R. IP Nip. Bro. That's when I realized that Yee was tapped in

with the streets. That's when you, it took you this long? Why does he say Tonka so much? He's referring to a big truck that he's there. I know,

but at a certain point I started to wonder, like, does he really have like a life I mean, I've seen, I've seen him in one of the music videos in one of those, like, track hog fucking jeeps that are huge with a huge engine.

We need to find out more about Yeats. We need to know what he drives. We need to know where he lives. I don't know where he lives. His address? No, no, no. He's giving me, like, like, Porter Ranch vibes. You don't even know where he lives?

Why would I know where to Yeet lives? You suck his dick every fucking minute of the day. But you think I fucking, like, Googled. paid to get his fucking address I just feel like you would know how would I know where he lives I'm not a stalker like you I hop in the whip yesterday with Kiki

and we're about to drive and I'm like what are we going to listen to? And I go to Apple Music and I go to the new albums I'm like oh, heat dropped we've got to listen to the Yid album and I go to Kiki I'm like you know about Yid he goes well I heard enough about this motherfucker fucking house phone he's like

he could not believe how much he had heard like from you like you're out here just like speaking the gospel. He don't need any help really because this shit's cracking already, but you're out here convincing the world. We did a whole fucking listening party on my Twitch. Oh, AD, he hated every song. You hated it?

I didn't. AD basically wanted to turn it off, like, not even halfway through. It's not for me. I didn't understand it. And this nigga didn't make it no better. Me him and Blasies like this. They're like this. Track number two.

You weren't turning up? I feel like that he was not turning up. It had just came out. So I'm letting it like. marinate in my head. You gotta give it like an intellectual listen and a turn-up listen. Like you gotta give it that listen. How much,

how often in your life have you like listen to an album for the first time with the lyrics? Never. Never? Because like I kind of want to hear it and like learning myself. But how often do you then revisit it and actually listen to it with the lyrics? I'm not really a go back to lyrics guys. I feel like that that's probably like the metal fan in me because when I was growing up, I would listen to some of these metal and hardcore bands where you can't understand

what they're saying. So you have to read the. lyrics. So like for me, like when I listen to like the new Kanye album, like if I'm going to listen to it five times, I'm definitely reading through it with it one time. But Kanye is like he pronounciates all his words. Exactly. It's hard to understand.

I'm going to be honest and I listen to a lot of yee. It took me like two times, two, three times to really like, be like, oh shit. You got to understand too. It's like this is my first time listening to him. Like mind you. Or anything that sounds like that. You've been spot on. Like when you said baby

tron, like when you said baby trying, I'm a baby tron fan now I'm gonna be honest with you I feel like a good starting point would have been the album before and you said that up to me because from from start to end

I feel like all those songs are like very digestible I've seen a fucking old clip of yeat doing like a promo thing for fucking rap genius or audio mac or shit and he looked so like normal and it's this is like it seemed like it was only a couple years ago so that made me super curious about like

Oh shit, what was this dude like a few years ago? And like, has this just been a consistent process of his music getting weirder and weirder? Because it's, it's like the most vibe heavy music, you know? It's geek up music. It's like, it's like OD music. That's why every once in a while somebody puts out an album that is like blatantly to do percocets to.

Yeah. And I feel like for this time that Yead album is the like, let's do Xanax, let's do perks. Bitch and not these perks have been on autopilot. It's just like so. Seems like music to pop hills to. Have you ever been off a perk feeling like you're on autopilot? Honestly, not really. Exactly.

But yes. Because that's why a lot of drugs kind of feel like you're on autopilot. Yeah, but it's like. Coke feels like you're on fucking choose your own adventure. I can do anything. I can go over there. I can go over there. Now that's what I'm saying.

It's like it's not even about like you having to be like on drugs. But like it's just like it just gives the vibe of just like I'm just cranked up right now. I'm geeked up. I'm fucking in my tonka I'm in my tonka doing one doing 160 down the highway I feel like the Yeat music right now

feels like what Lil'pump was to the culture It's just like the energy It's fucking it's like music I don't see this I don't see this But it's like a much more modern Abstract

I don't see this comparison at all Appealing to a certain audience I think the same kids that are excited about Yeat right now I can't believe you're even saying this right now Would have been the same kids excited about little pump fucking five, six years ago.

Are you joking? It's like, it's an energy. I'm so offended. You're retarded. I'm offended. You're just acting like you don't know what I mean, even though you know that I'm right. No, like, you know where he lives. You just want, you just want to be right about everything.

There's always going to be an album that appeals to like the young. Little Pump never had an album at all. He had one song and nobody gave a fuck about his music after that. It's not the same at all. It was nothing unique about Lil Pump's music. You got a corner now. Corner now, corner now, no, no. Okay, that song was a banger.

I'm not going to hold you. That is so post-low-pump being low-pump. Little Pump could never... You open for him. Admit... He could never... He could never gain the type of loyal fan base that he gained in such a short amount of time.

How dare you? It's interesting to me that you don't have the self-awareness to realize that the way that you're talking about you right now is the way that people used to talk about a little pump. Nobody... He's the fucking king of everything right now. There was like a three-month window where everybody was talking about pump.

Are you joking? Here comes the bad podcast. Nobody ever. Nobody ever. He's like, I never heard of these people. Bro, nobody ever coveted little pump like that. I'm going to be honest with you. Ever.

You don't remember the time period when he was like the mean. No, I remember. He was shooting a gun out the window of the car was like. But he isn't a meme. This is a lifestyle. The point I was trying to make is that there's always going to be a sound of the moment that appeals to the kids who want to not over intellectualize

and want to just get fucked up. I'll give you that. I'll give you that. And I feel like right now is more advanced though I agree. But it's five, six years later. Of course it has to like fucking develop and of course I think that like his taste is a lot more refined but that has to happen over five or six years time

you know. Do you think it gets more refined? Do you think if an artist came out and made like a super repetitive like just dumb down song like a little pump again that it would it would work out still? No, well, they do do that, but then they like put a bunch of really weird auto tune on it and then they call it a whole lot of red, yeah.

So you're saying, so you're saying, so you're basically saying that whole lot of red was influenced by a little pump. Was that where you're trying to say? No, I'm just saying that like that same energy of a whole lot of red on us. So probably like a lot of those same kids that were excited about perp and pump at a certain point. I'll give you that. Compare the Ead album to a whole lot of red.

Okay. I'm going to be honest with you. You better not do it for corny. No, no, no, no, no, no. You better not. I'm going to be honest. I'm going to be honest. I haven't seen an artist with such loyal, strong fan base.

Like since Cardi. I'm going to say, over-cary. Since Cardi, since Cardi, I have not seen anybody with such a crazy loyal fan base in a short amount of time, literally to the point where people are ripping out fucking metal detectors, rushing the fucking venues trying to get in. But why the fuck did they have him playing the Roxy? Okay. He's way too big for that. think. Can we be honest? This is where I start to get into a conspiracy theory level because they announced a last minute show. Oh, that makes more sense. Yeah. Last minute free show.

Free? It was free. All ages free at the Roxy. Doors open at 7 p.m. We know how huge ye is right now. Right. There is no way that they thought. They want to blow it out. Yeah, but like. How many people go on the Rocks are like four or five hundred or something? 500. I think, yeah, I thought it was less than that. I thought it was like 200. It looked like that though. Like, the fact that they did that, I feel like they were just like, they were trying

to do like pull off some promo. I would not put it past a label to think that up. Like, ho, ha, ha, ha. It was like, we're going to do this and it's going to get shut down. It was five, it was five, six blocks long of people. That's what I'm saying. Like, as soon as I heard, like, he had a show at the Roxy. Now, them announcing it at the last minute and shit is like, it was like a day before.

suffice it because if they were selling tickets in before they probably would have sold out like months in advance. I hit up the homie to see if I could get list last minute. I was that guy. And he was like, you've always been that guy. Not really. Well, because people fuck with me though. So like they like, they would go out of their way to put me on the list rather than some random guy. Before I saw you running businesses and making money and making content. I saw you finessing your way into the club, finessing your way into everywhere. Getting drugs from one guy and selling them to another guy and making a small profit, finessing some free drinks, finessing a girl that drive you somewhere. Yeah.

My man was living off the land. I honestly. Way before he figured out how to actually run a business. I had nothing to offer but a smile and good energy. Yeah. It worked out, though. And some good music. And some good music taste.

Hey, baby, come with me. Pop this perk. I'll hop on the ox and put you on to some shit. Yeah. No, but what we're going to do is we're going to drive around all night, listen to RMC Mike, and then you're going to give me head in your driveway. And then drive me all the way back home. You have to see something?

This is very... Are them the G-Co jeans? Would you wear these? Bro, that's disgusting. What the fuck? I just got these in the mail. You think I should rock them? No, you should...

Adam, please... You should jump out of plane and lay safely on the ground with those. Keep them as like a novelty, like, joke, but, like, please don't wear them. Maybe, like, get, like, one Instagram picture off with them, and then, like, just stash them away for life. This is such a symbol of American.

just indulgence. Like who needs this much pants? I can't believe you. Be two pairs of pants. I can't believe they're like trying to, or are they trying to have a resurgence or something? I mean, they've been doing their thing for years.

I guess they want me to. They never stopped. They want me to rep. I thought they would have like maybe put a pause on it. I'm going to put a pause on it. But I think that they've been like sold like seven times or some shit. But Air Dolphin got me in the loop with the Jinko. Air Dolphin?

That motherfucker. That motherfucker motherfucker do that we did. Oh, okay. Yeah So yeah I'm gonna be honest Like I'm getting more into it

As I'm giving it more The ye album As I'm giving it more listens I'm getting more into it And like you know Picking out my little highlights from it And just I'm not one of those people

That's gonna give you I'm not gonna listen to an album once For fucking 10 minutes And then give you my full opinion on it That is wrong That I agree with that Well And that's what I do

I do that plenty And that sucks Because then you kind of get stuck to that opinion and you feel like you can't go against it. Yeah, I listen to it two times, and I think it's dope, but it's been growing on me. I'll probably listen to a few more times for sure.

The fucking fans was tripping. They're like skipping. I'm like, I'm trying to digest it. I'm going to be honest, like, the people that watch your stream are probably not the people that are consuming yeat content on a daily basis, you know? And like, I understand that. Like, I understand that like I'm probably one of the only people in my age group that gets it.

Like, it's so cool. No, not that. I'm not saying that. I'm saying like, nigga, after a certain point, it's like, you're not trying to keep up with like whatever is the new fucking. I always, when I'm listening to Yeet, I'm thinking about the way that I feel about it, but I'm also thinking about like how I imagine an 18 year old kid who was alive right now. It hears it because I just, you know, it's like a lot of music, you just really like can't get it unless you're young at that time. Because the average Yeet fan has not lived through so many fucking generations. of hip-hop that have kind of made me like a bit jaded to a lot of stuff

you know like it does sound so fresh and new yeah but you have to understand that like young kids who are like this is like one of their first favorite rappers are just kind of viewing it with a different level of innocence that's how I'll be like my little brother like he'll listen some shit I'm like what the fuck

is this but I just playing some bangers too so see but these are these he played you songs he was like my brother hates this shit and he played it for you you're like oh this shit is hard and he'd take a hell of serious too they're telling them to drugs he's like okay yeah he listened a song like this like this is my

man this is my being I'm not brown I'm like nigga turn this shit off I don't want to hear this shit now but oh wait think about when we were going crazy for Black Cray I didn't know what the fuck he was saying half the time yeah I was just

fucking with it because of the vibe dude I just did like this crazy I did like a panel with this rapper girl named clip this other rapper girl hook that I used to be making music with and stuff. Black cray and booty chain. We did a whole, we did a panel together. A nigga name is booty chain?

A girl. And y'all did what together? We did like a panel where we like just talked about like just mental health. Is black cray still dating that girl? I just said that they were right there next to each other, yeah. I don't know. I don't know. You didn't say they were fucking.

I mean, they're not like Adam and Lynn a porn conglomer. They weren't just having sex in front of us. They should work on that. I don't know if they were fucking still. Maybe eventually. Wait, so what was your panel like? And how long did it last? Like, maybe like two hours.

Like, they had a bunch of pre-written questions and somehow they finessed me into being the fucking host and asking the questions and shit. I wasn't even supposed to be in it. I just showed up. They're like, you have broadcasting experience? No, literally. Literally. They, like, passed me to mic and was like, house phone. Do you want to read off the questions?

You were with me that night that we went and did the ham on everything pod and fucking peep was there, weren't you? Yep. Yep. Isn't that crazy? You talked about a bunch of stuff on that on that show. I remember I was so geeked up that I had a fucking rag on my head. I think I leaked. Like a gang rag, just like a random ass scarf.

You remember, like, it was like some very sacred, like, X information or something. Oh, like about Drake and X or something like that. Did I reveal some shit? Yeah, but I think I was one that brought it up. And you were like, oh, well, I guess I got to say it now. I forget what it was. It was something. I think it was something about, like, like, like, D.

Drake, like, stealing X's flow on the song or, like, maybe Drake possibly collabing with X or it was a whole era. It was something along those lines. Yeah, I know, right? Yeah. But, no, like, that's when I learned, uh, I need to, like, play my role a little bit and not be revealing, like, super, like, you were being Selena Powell. No, for sure.

Like, I think you even specifically said, like, not to say anything. That's what's crazy is that now I have Sky Bree in my life. and Skybury is out here gallivanting around town dealing with different celebrities and etc. Sometimes she will tell me a little bit about what she's been getting into and I'm just like

hmm wow you're like I don't want to hear this shit bitch get out of my ear I kind of feel like that because I'm like God damn it you're telling me that and now I'm going to walk around with that in my head and I can't talk about it on the podcast

you got way better with that with airing shit out I never aired anybody out though we just allowed a couple of girls. When I got here, this motherfucker was a telltale book. Bro, that she was doing the fucking Super Bowl. I was just like, God damn, that's that guy who likes smelling dirty butts. Oh, man.

That's a lie. Bro, once you hear something about somebody like that. It sticks with it. No, that's what Slim Danger said on the Selena and Eliza podcast. And so I'm watching him with his purple hair and he's tearing his ACL. He tore his ACL during the Super Bowl? God damn it. Y'all don't understand.

But he did get a touchdown before that. When this shit was happening, I'm sitting there like, Adam. I'm literally walking here. I'm telling Adam and Josh. I'm like, listen, this is going to be the end of the jumper. You guys don't understand. I didn't think it was that serious. OBJ is coming.

Hey, did I not say that from the get-go? I said, this shit is going to get very crazy around here. I have a question for you. Go ahead. Why are you doing these fucking hot or not rating is all weekend with other dudes on your story? He's just out here like, who's hotter? Me or this guy? It's just some dude

It's kind of like a fucking dude With a six-pack and shit I know because we have a group chat right And all the homies I'm talking about oh I look better than you I look better than you It's way different than our group chat Yeah right

Yo what y'all got going on PUN makes PUN he posted this shit And he's like ladies I want you to grade the homies So then I said I'm gonna take what Pund did And I'm just gonna bring it to my platform And I put it on a higher scale

And so many niggins is like, do me, do me next. Pause. Do me next. This is a, right. Okay, who was, who was like, who was like, why are you gay? Who was like, who was your verses? Like, who, who,

Jason DeRuolo impersonators and shit. All these dudes just, they look like random R&B singers and shit. They're cribs. Oh, okay, okay. Well, no disrespect. No, no disrespect. He's posting, like, like, he's posting like glamour shots of them, like, standing against a wall with his foot up.

Yeah, I see, but see, the whole guy, I look kind of creepy. We, like, send y'all fucking best pictures, and I'm going to let the ladies decide. And then not just the ladies are voting. Oh, yeah, bro. I voted for the other dude on every single one. You're voting. I voted for the other guy. I got so many DMs, like, oh, my bad, bro, I didn't mean to vote.

Nick, you definitely meant to vote. I thought this was a fight. Oh, you can't take it back. Yeah, okay. They said, I thought it was somebody trying to fight. Damn, so AD has a hot or not group chat. That's tight. Okay, look, look.

Hey, look, we should do this shit after this show. Right. Everybody in a group show. We should do a whole no jumper side by side. I want to go versus Phil. What's the criteria, though, because... That's the first bracket. Ad versus Phil.

Phil ain't ready for this smoke. You know you're hot. I need to know what's the... You know you're hot. I need to know what's the criteria, though, because it's like, it could be a nigga with a six-pack or whatever the fucking bitches is like, ah, that niggis corny.

Like, I don't like that thing. The more they know about you, the more of a problem. We got to be. We got a pair like people. So it would be like, of course, Yeri versus Trevor. Of course. Who's going to win that battle?

I don't know. The ladies have... For hotness? Should we throw it up? Should we throw it up on the no-jumper story? Josh. Let's do a no-jumper pole for everybody right now. Oh, you already have the other one.

Let's go. No, let's do that one first. Okay. We need to know right now. Put us in the corner. And throw these up here. I want to do a little bit of a content. There are three No-Jumper meme. pages that are currently making us laugh on a consistent basis and we wanted to a shout

them out so that they could get more followers so that they could get more motivated to make more memes because they'd be making us laugh and B I wanted to do a little bit of a contest I want you guys out there go check out these three meme pages and then vote in the chat so the first one is official no jumper memes as you can see they have 1,700 followers right now the next one no jump a memes Super funny. Very funny page. And look, they're even,

they're aware that this is happening. So they got a little thing going there, but whatever. And then finally, actually in the lead in terms of followers, even though I don't think they've been that active lately, but what are me and Yuri doing over there in the corner? I'm not sure.

You want to watch it? Yeah, let's see. Dick sucks right now. You get a blow job. You get a blow job. Who wants their dick suck right now? Without talking about Kazumi's party or something? You get a blowtime, you get a blowjob.

See, Jackshot clips is like the sexual stuff. They have a lot of the gay freestyles for sure. Click on that middle. Go back to Jack. Click on that middle one right there. Play this. Yo, song about Vell. And how he's swell.

He's a real cool dude. And I heard he doesn't look half bad nude. Nude. It's like a word on. Yuri, what do you got going on, my boy? Check me out right here. His body looks like a shopping cart. His body should be on display of Walmart.

I want to see Vell naked. Yo. Covered and bacon. With Kevin Bacon. All right. I said, Val, was shaking. Oh, he said his ass. He said my boss.

What are y'all on? Bro, no. I said they'll take a Tylenol. Or an Adir off. Ata. Or wear a blue shaw. Why can't we get the beats lined up better, man? Wait, whoever made the one.

We need headphones. Who made the bad podcast the one? That's the best shit I've seen, bro, all year. You want to show? Let me show them that. Listen. For the record, you can vote now in the chat. How long do we have to wait before we know the results?

Listen. you got to start taking podcasting a little more serious I think it let's that one Wait what? Wait, what? You'll be fucking a man for her. The bitch is a Crip Skylark and poor man. This is crazy.

Yo. No, please go to the bad podcasting one. I see that one, that one was crazy. No, no, no, no. You, wait, Derek, right there. Look, right here. Down, down, down, down. To the left.

That one is amazing. facts when you try to make a joke and now Adam's having to talk with it. That'd be a better podcast. Listen, you gotta start taking this stuff more serious. Do you think the viewers at home want to hear this?

God damn it. This is the same story you've been telling for nine years. No, no, no, no, I'll put that. Come on. Why are you showing that? Yeah, yeah, you're going to get this. Oh, shit.

Wait, wait, wait, what? Wait that one. Wait, what is this one? Click that one. Adam went home and they start talking about hats again. I'll talk on porn. Wait, wait, wait. You guys love fucking porn.

I haven't jacked off in like two months. You better not. There's another good one too. Click the one in the middle. There was yet another hypothetical situation. Oh, my God. Yeah, this is a good, this is a great one. Can you click that one that was in the middle?

With the rock? Don't play that. What is it? Okay, okay, never mind. It's like, bitch, shut the fuck up or something. It doesn't matter who you want to fuck. At the party. Look, really

Wait, T-Rail, every week We got to do no kicks His shit Again Oh He won He won I love the meme pages

Man Y'all better be off tiny cut Head About these jokes He don't want you Don't want you all to tell No more You can make us big again

I think that's been enough Enough mean page love See I'm always scared To show these motherfuckers love Because you never know If they're gonna turn on you They will They just know they always

Well I had a big meme page That was fucking showing no jumper love turned into a scam page and they started fucking robbing all the fans like but how did the people think that it was actually associated with no jumpers because people are so stupid that they actually think that like at adam 22 fan page is going to get you a no jumper interview we got eerie like that you know they pray on the dumbest people on earth i heard that's how yury got a job here is he finesse his way through a fan page i mean you're like basically like made it clear early on that he was down to do pretty much

whatever so he was definitely working like fuck a fuck it orange I think you did that far before he came around like how does he find him delete the valet interview I didn't do anything he just like befriended people at the store and then all of a sudden he's like helping out and then all of a sudden it's like okay he just never left right a Russian

spy yeah literally infiltrate the system and he says he climbing you don't understand there's a fucking a cryptocurrency advisor named ice beside that Yuri was relentlessly dick riding at the time. He was obsessed with Ice Poseidon. He was ruled too gay to be part of the Ice Poseidon CX crew,

so instead he had to come around, no jumper, and we were gay enough that we took him in. Wait, is that, wait, like, no, because Yuri definitely was up on, like, the streaming shit, like, early as fuck before anybody. Exactly. He was fucking obsessed with Ice Poseidon, and then Adam 22 was, like, a close second, I guess.

Okay, real quick, Yuri just answered this one question. How do you feel about Ice Poseidon and scamming his fans for fucking 500? K are running off on all of them. Come here. Give me an answer. Yuri probably got got too. I probably put 10 grand into it. I'm not surprised, but it's also fucked up. But also, I like how he's being very

upfront about it and saying, yep, I took their money. I'm looking after myself. Lana Rhodes just did the same thing. Who does she scam? Her fans. She, like, created a fucking series of NFTs. This dude, uh, Coffeezilla has a really good video that just came out

about it. Started it and like, she said that basically like in the Discord, People were being rude to her. So she pulled her whole investment in the NFT, basically like pulled like a million bucks out of it. What keeps the money and all their fans get fucked who had invested money in this. And even the guy who was like on the technical side of things who basically helped her start the NFT project. She fucked him over too. She just dipped out, took all the money.

She seems like a very emotional person or just like a bank robber. Jesus Christ. Your poor community are crazy. She's not in the porn community anymore. She dipped out. She's a respect. That's the only reason you're talking about. She's number one on Porn Hub.

Still. She hasn't done porn in like five years or some shit. Have you seen that nasty? Have you seen that ass? She is hot as fuck. But like the porn, like, and now she's famous on more of like a normal, like, influencer type level. But then like she has all this porn that's on Porn Hub.

Narnly shit. Like gnarly porn. She said it like fucked up her mental health and shit like that. She drank a bowl of pee. Okay. Now she's... Great woman. And she said that she's like, it's kind of.

kind of fucked up. She felt like coerced or like pressured into drinking pee. Ain't nobody for to coerce me into drinking pee. I'm going to be honest with you. Unless you with Archilly. Nica, I don't even like R&B that much. Hell of no. I'm not drinking no pee. But if it was like an artist that you really liked, you would drink their pee?

If it was yeat? No, if it was a girl. Would you drink a pineapple soda from yeat? If it was like Yeet and Cardi peed in a bucket. If it was like Janae- If it was like Jenea Eichel or something, I would drink her pee. How much we have to pay ye to piss in a jug

for a week so that we can dump it on your head mid podcast. If y'all dump any type of urine or fecal matter onto me, I'm shooting up this entire office. Even yeats. I don't give a fuck who. It could be from Jesus Christ himself. I'll take a mental note. Play where Cardi's jank him.

Listen, I'm not in love with these niggas that much. Probably got fired jaccom. I don't want to like touch them have their fecal matter touch me in any type of way. Just because I like their music. Okay. There's a story I heard one I think it was an interview or something, and I think it was Danny Brown. It was way back in the day when he was young as fuck.

And basically, like, he meets a girl at the show or whatever, and she wants to fuck, and so she starts texting him or whatever. And then she comes to the hotel. Danny's up in his room or whatever, and I think he goes down to get her, or he sends his boy down to get her. And the girl's with her boyfriend, and the boyfriend sits down in the chair in the hotel lobby. And she goes up to the hotel room, and she gets fucked by Danny Brown, kicks it for a little bit. I don't know, maybe hits the Coke a little bit. And then she goes back down and the boyfriend and her going their way.

That's one of the most beautiful stories I ever heard in my life. So, wait, he didn't know. I don't know. No, the boyfriend? The boyfriend knew. Oh, 1,000%. But he's a fucking Danny Brown fan. He's down.

Do you know how many, like, does that happen a lot? You seen that? Is that kind of normal? I haven't seen that, but I remember like this ludicrous fucking interlude on his album one time. Like, he was like, oh, man, my bitch. He was like, happy. So ever since then, I'm like, it's probably niggas like that. You ever known a dude?

who was like super hyped on the fact that his girl fucked a rapper before and like he took that to mean that basically his bitch was dope. Do you know how many times I met a guy that was like he tried to use that as like an end to be like, oh yeah, dude, we fucked the same girl. Oh yeah, dudes love doing that. My homie used to do that. He'd be like, man, this rapper in my girl DM, this rapper in my girl DM. He's like, me like, like what? That means I'm that nigga. I'm like, okay.

Maybe it just means that your girl's a slut. Maybe you should watch her phone. And honestly, a lot of these rappers are the wrong. a lot of rappers are DMing girls on like an industrial level to the point where they're not checking in to see if you have a boyfriend they're not thinking about who you are they're like oh fat ass send the DM a lot of them have their boy running their phone hollering at girls for them so listen if you bitch ass her she ain't your bitch so listen so listen you DM a hundred girls you get 10 back you get to you get a little one day walter's gonna fuck you up he ain't gonna take this shit no more bro I I don't have no problem with them. I watch their show, bro. It's just funny to make fun of them. I'm picturing this.

It's you outside the club, not Kodak. And then Walter runs up on you and shoots you in the leg like that other dude. Wow. I can see it happening. I couldn't see that happening. It's Florida. He'll get off too. Sheesh.

Kodak, remember we talked about the fact that there was like a conspiracy theory that maybe Kodak getting shot in L.A. was somehow related to the fact that Kodak said distasteful things about Nipsey Hustles, ex-fiancee or girlfriend, Lauren London. That was thrown out there. I was kind of dismissed. It could have been anything, though. Wack 100 says that it's fact. He said it was FACC 100 came out on Clubhouse and said that that is, in fact,

what he believes two have happened. If Unc said that, then he knows he knows more. That's kind of crazy. That is crazy. It's not crazy, though, because, nigger, like, you got to understand is that. You have the rappers in L.A. And then you have the niggas in L.A. The niggas in L.A. will never forget any type of disrespect.

The thing that's crazy and kind of like just wild to wrap your head around is just picturing a dude who lives down there in Compton, in Watson, whatever part of L.A. In Compton, where A.D. is starting a fucking muffin shop. And the fact of them just driving on up to Hollywood. and then just hanging out Justin Bieber party hanging out outside a Justin Bieber after party to catch Kodak

Lacking and shoot him in the let it's just like such a crazy mind fuck to think about the fact that someone was actually down to do that and that the cops haven't caught him but but this is the thing when you watch the footage it doesn't look like they were even after Kodak it looked like he was a false flag it looked like Kodak just hopped in

and a nigga you feel me but that could have been that could have been a like setup like when Like when they bump into the back of niggas cars so they get out the car to check on it and then they steal the car, it could have been that. So they're like, we know he's going to hop in. But we also, it could have been that.

We hear like the idea of like, oh, he was fucking with his friend first and whatever. Like, we don't fucking know. Like, maybe the guy bumped into his buddy before when he was trying to get to Kodak and his buddy was pushing him away and he was, you know, who the fuck knows? I mean, you could assume that Wack probably like has the capability to find out anything about what the fuck is going on in the streets

that normal people don't get to find out about. But, I mean, he's also, he's whack. I don't think that he's totally above, maybe exaggerating just for fun. I don't feel like lack would say that unless he was like very sure. That could have just been his own opinion, though. That doesn't mean that necessarily, like, he had like some...

But whack is more tapped in with the streets than anybody. He has five million people he could call who are going to know about who shot who and who did what. All this information that is not accessible to the average person. Do you think he would get on and say something like that if he was that sure? But he doesn't, like, he can say that and the police listening to it are never going to have a reason to actually know anything about it. Because Wack didn't say the dude was from this neighborhood and did it because, I mean, I did basically say that it was because of the L.A.

You know, that narrows it down to approximately like 50,000 fucking game members. That's the whole L.A. Yeah. Everybody letting him. There's a million cribs that potentially could feel that way. Are you excited because the pod drops tomorrow? What pod? But all of us were whack.

his first episode oh that comes out tomorrow that's fun i love that adam it doesn't even know the schedule here at ad well it was kind of weird because it was like two weeks ago i was worried because they were fucking playing clubhouse at the same time i'm wondering what the sound was going to be like but they were playing clubhouse clips like off their phone or they're like having a clubhouse room active at the same time it's like three different girls who were just like trying to interject but then meanwhile you have fucking gillian wallis screaming and academics and i'm barely able to get this sounds crazy it was in like the idea of putting that many people on camera together who

talk that much they were all here in physical form wow it was wild and i stayed for like maybe a hour and two hours after adam left jesus snow billy's there he just hops on the mic he's talking about black china we talked about some wild shit jesus christ that sounds that would be interesting to see what it does because i could i mean that sounds like a lot of people you know how much they've been filming but it seems like whack is like an insatiable beast when it comes comes to recording content.

Like, I could fully believe that WAC would sit in that fucking studio for like eight hours and just have different homies because it's a fucking gangster party in there. It was like 30 dudes kicking it. Like, I mean, it felt like Wack could just have dudes keep coming in and talking. And like, he could just chill all day sitting there and he would be happy to do it. I mean, he's a fucking machine when it comes to content, even though he's not, like, he hasn't really put it out. He's just been doing the clubhouse thing.

But he's so obviously poised to be one of the biggest podcasters. And then you started off with that lineup. Nobody's done that. He just got that energy, man. He got that energy where people just want to hear what the fuck he has to say. And he has a very good way of cultivating his, like, pushing his narrative and making that be what the fuck it is. It'll just be interesting because the thing that I think he'll have to learn and get down is like chopping his clip, his footage up a bit and like making it cut down to some. more realistic, like, sized pieces

because, you know, he did a five-hour podcast with me and AD and everybody the other day. It's like, he'll really kill it if he gets like somebody on his team to be cutting that shit up and putting it up. By the way, the No Jopper Clips channel is now at 92,000 subscribers. We are going to be at

100,000 in like a couple of days. I'm so excited. Thank you guys so much for the 100K. We could get another plaque. Oh. A plaque. What about when the community gets a plaque? That's going to be crazy.

I'll cry. I've been watching a lot of those clips. I've been watching a lot of those clips because, like, it's just so much more convenient than, like, going through and, like, trying to, like, find timestamps for certain shit when it's, like, boom, it's right there on the No Jumper Clips page, man. I ain't about it. No Jummers clip page. And it also gives you a chance to see how I am misrepresenting something that you said on there.

Yeah. Your titles is fucking. 90% of the time. 98% of the time. Well, what about the one that got fucked up where it was like, Taika talks about trying to hang out with game? and then it was actually YG in the clip. He means T-Rail.

His name is not Tiger. You're breaking your own words, man. That was an accident. I thought you were really talking about Tiger. Freudian slip. Wow. You got to just let it go, man. It was an accident.

They're not associated anymore. It was an accident. All right. That's fucked up, though. I know the phone about the buzz group chat. Wow. He called me Tiger. He's never going to let that go.

Can I talk about something? Let it fly. Allow me to have the floor. We are almost sold out of tickets. Yeah. For the first ever, No Jumper Live podcast. Holy shit.

I got coffee all over me. My bad. Wow. Fuck. My bad. All over the. That's an awful lot of. I was celebrating.

It's awful lot of brown water on me there. But, hey, we're going to keep the energy going. The No Jumper Live podcast happening on, what is it, May 2nd? 5 slash 2 Me Sharp

Housephone ADT rel do now All live And in effect Talking on stage For basically as long As they're going to allow us We're thinking it's going to be like

38 hours Two and a half hours Or however long They're going to kick us off Out of the venue A couple of different groups Special surprises Crazy shit going on

A lot of the different hosts Are going to have exclusive merch available You imagine the opportunity To buy an AD T-shirt That's not a available anywhere else. How could you turn that down? We already sold a shitload of tickets. What we need you guys to do is go to nojumper.com and cop your tickets because if we sell out

within the next couple of days, then we're going to upgrade to a bigger venue and then we're going to be trying to get more and sell out the bigger venue as well, which would be like a thousand people, which would be absolutely insane. I got the strategy because I was watching you spray the manscape into Sonic's asshole. What are you planning on doing to that hedgehog? Let me tell you y'all something. If y'all don't get these tickets by this week, I'm going to feel bad for y'all. Y'all going to miss out on the legendary show. This is the first time.

This is going to be legendary. You're going to kick yourself in a fucking face when you miss this shit. You will never be able to forgive yourself if you do not cop a ticket tonight. And Adam is getting naked and he's doing blood talk. But on stage. Naked. What venue are we at right now? We are at the L-R-A.

Wow. The E-L-space R-E-Y, brother. We might have to upgrade it, man. No, we don't need to upgrade it. Not yet. We need to pull a-E... We need to take a... Take, you know what I'm saying?

We're the Yeats to pump us. We're a couple of Yeats. We got to make a shake. Yeat Davidson. That was the best joke you ever made. That should have been his tape's name. Bitch, I'm geeking off these perks of yew Davidson. Anyway, I'm just...

excited. The show's going to be crazy. You know what I was thinking about? We've done a lot of no-jumper live shows. We did Chief Keep. We did Blueface. We did Young Nudy. We did Wind Wend Melly. All those crazy-ass shows we did. We did the tour with Pump. We've done a lot of different stuff that was like a no-jumper show and there was thousands of people in the audience and they were no-jumper fans. And that was like crazy times. Just looking out into the audience and realizing like these are all people who really genuinely fuck with what I got going on with this whole no-jumper thing. Crazy. The idea of at this live show, looking out of into the audience and seeing like a thousand people who watch this bullshit every Tuesday

and Wednesday and Thursday that's crazy like because that's a different level of fucking fandom you know like the people that'll show up to fucking party and do fucking Molly in the crowd and shit and like watch a live show is dope but to have a podcast have those people that you know like know about all the stupid shit that are going to laugh all the stupid ass jokes that are stories that we told 90s. They're going to point it out when we start retelling a story. It's going to be sick. I'm very sad.

We got to have OG suicide walking. He'd be like, oh, my gosh. If we don't do that, we're not real. Say less. That's happening. He's going to walk. We need that. In the middle of the show.

Just walk and just going to sit down somewhere. And we are OG suicide in the building. But you know it's funny as I was watching a fucking YouTuber the other day. That's so good. And he was talking about doing that to yourself. The word, like, you know. And he fucking avoided saying the word because he doesn't want to get demonetized. And then I was thinking, well, damn, we all say it at the same time.

Literally. We're like suicide. And you do like, you do the no jump news. You're like, OG. O.G. When the N-word comes. Yeah. You know what's crazy?

He never lets me read the N-word news. What? Why? He always is... He wants to read. Yeah, we get to that one, bro. I'll take this. He goes.

AD, move out of the way. So, so. Ah! A. Aye. Have you been practicing that for, like, just forever? Hey, he ain't never slipped once.

I'll tell you that. All right. All right. One time, though. You did? No, but almost because remember it fucking... It was like, it was like we were reading a rapper's

Instagram caption, and it was spelled. They spelled the N-word so fucked up that I almost couldn't tell what I was reading. It's like, n-a. It was like,

N Y K, U. H or something. Oh, they got you. That's how they did Big Chief on my fucking stream. They put Nager. He was like, Nager!

And I was like, bro! Yo. That's one thing you realize when you start traveling the world, like when you go to China and shit, there's some fucking word

in Chinese that sounds exactly like the N-word that they say all the time. You probably love this vacation here. I don't speak Chinese. But if you were just listening the Chinese motherfuckers talk, you'd be like,

are they banging on each other? because they talk hell of aggressive too they do they basically fucking scream at each i don't like when they're like default way of communicating i like the scream i don't like when they bring that when they bring that fucking aggression yeah like that like that's like that's like gamba i wasn't gonna say it i was thinking it though have you ever been in like a restaurant or something you literally are like damn is this nigga like angry at me because they just just so I've been like in China with like a friend of mine and then we get in a taxi buying prostitutes.

Dude starts it sounds like he's fucking screaming at the driver and I'm like everything okay he's like oh yeah that's cool. Oh fuck that's just like they are very very loud and like they they kind of don't like have the same idea of like personal space that we do like I actually I almost thought I was gonna fight a fucking security guard in China because we were at this plaza like riding bikes late at night and the fucking security guard comes to kick us out and he stands like an inch away from me and I'm like, the fuck is wrong with you. And then my fucking friend starts

talking to him and he's like, oh no, he's cool. And I'm like, why is he standing so close to me? He's like, oh, that's just normal. I had a situation exactly like this the other day. So, I'm going to Melrose and I was on Melrose yesterday. I was going to Melrose and I was like, oh,

you know, like, I probably shouldn't go along. I should go like pick up one of the homies if you know what I mean. So I picked the homie up and I'm waiting. I'm waiting on the home girl to come downstairs, right? Now, I used to be the worst at like, oh, okay, I'll be outside right there and I'll take 20 minutes, 30 minutes.

Oh, I know. Yeah, I had you wait that long? I mean, for fucking complex. I'm like this too. I'm like this. Looking around, right? We are Compton. So look, so like, you know, I've been getting a lot better at it and now I see why people

are like, they get so mad at it. So I'm waiting outside literally for 30 minutes, almost 45 minutes for my homegirl to come downstairs. She's taking so long that I stand outside the car to get some fresh air and I'm just standing there, right? So we're in the alley downtown L.A. I pull my car all the way to the left so that people can drive by on the right. I'm standing outside, like I said, just to get some fresh air, I'm leaning up against my car on my phone. My nigger, I look up and the niggas is this close to me, like what, squeezing through. And I'm like, what the fuck?

And like, you know, my balance is a little off right now. So I take a step back. I kind of trip. And he's like, he was like, then you good, bro. You ain't got to run. And I was like, nigga. And I was like, nigga, I got it on me.

Nick, anybody running from you, nigga? And he literally laughed and just walked. Like, yeah, all right. And kept walking. Everyone downtown is on drugs. So they're extra like not understanding. But I'm just like, bro, why the fuck did you, like, is a whole empty,

whole empty fucking alley for you to walk through. You can't stand near me. He literally, no, he literally was like in my face, like squeezing through. So how did you let him get up on you like that? Yeah, I was on my phone. I looked like, he like hopped out of Uber and like literally like just squows through. Did you like transform into Myron and did it remind you those scabreeze? Yeah, yeah.

Niggia, listen, I'm not even, I'm not acting like I'm no tough niggin, nothing like that. I ain't never wanted to pop nobody in my life. Don't do that. You don't need no good. I was so. I was mad. And then the homegirl comes downstairs, and she's just like, hey, what's up? And I'm just like, bitch, don't even fucking talk to me.

I'm so mad right now. This nigga just tried me. I'm pissed the hole in Monte, and I'm angry today. I was fucking mad as far. I want to shoot that nigga in the foot because he really just played me like I was a hoe. He said, don't run. That's what I wonder if he's watching. I hope he's watching because, nigga, next time I see you downtown,

nigga, you know what it is. No, I'm a kidding. He's probably a custer. He was for sure a custer. Damn. Speaking of, free Crip Mac. Wow, I saw that this morning. That's fucked up.

What happened? I heard from Lupe, aka neighborhood, bro. Shout out to Lupe. Don't you, like, want to see Lupe like on the podcast? I want to see her win in life. Don't you think we should put her in the group chat? Yeah. You should bring on her podcast, but what happened, though?

You probably got a galaxy. Anyway. I was talking to Lupe. You're going to turn a whole group chat green. Nah, she probably texts Blue. She's such a Crip. She got to text Blue. That was good.

Okay, so what happened? I feel like the world is fascinated with Lupe and I am also. Lupe told me that Crip Mac was at a hotel room for whatever reason. With a big booty sitch. Probably with a boot bootie sitch. He's actually sent me some videos of him in hotel rooms with big booty sitches. And then those videos didn't make it to fucking YouTube.

Like he posts 500 times a day on YouTube. So I was like, damn, I'm getting the exclusive content right here. Anyway, she told me that Crip Mac walked out of the hotel and fucking seven cops ran up on him. some shit. Just set up. I mean, who knows? Who knows? Maybe they were watching them.

Maybe there was a reason. Maybe somebody reported and said something. Somebody saw something. Yeah, that sounds like a fucking custer-ass. Custer-ass cops. L-A-P-D? Custers. Actually.

So then the thing is, is that Crip Mac maybe, allegedly, might have had the Billy Western on him and may or may not have been picked up for it. And apparently he couldn't get bailed because this is like the same exact thing that he got caught doing a couple months. months ago. I'd rather get caught with it than without it if you're a Krip Mac.

If you're probably true, you're pretty much fucked either way. So, yeah, who knows how long? You're damned if you do. You damned if you don't. Man, you know, he bought them. He won't have to run a lot of fades. Tough situation for Krip Mac.

Well, always something going on in his life. The D.P. He gets locked up. All of a sudden, you got DP. He got a fucking, he's locked up again. Who knows how long he's going to be in there. It's a crazy lifestyle, man.

Krip Mac back out. It's not that many, uh, There's not that many ADs, man, that, that, that, that gracefully avoid the law. No, I meant, like, just, like, elevate themselves and, like, get away from, like, the, the drama aspect of it while still being respected and still being, like, you know what I'm saying? It's a hard thing to pull off. But that's one thing I've always said is that people don't, we don't get opportunities like this. Yeah.

You know what I'm saying? Like, I've always said, like, my own people, bro. wouldn't fucking have me do a podcast or do some type of shit because they'll be like, oh, it's a liability. Even labels, bro, labels would be like, oh, this is a, you're a liability. We don't want to deal with when it comes down to that. So that's too creepy for the labels?

Bro, I've been told that before. Really? Swear to God. You used to be a bad guy, huh? That was cool. Bro, look, look, look. I was at the Homegirls crib and I was talking to one of her homies there. This nigga had some of the craziest stories I ever heard in my life.

man, I'm sitting. Like, I'm just talking to this nigga for hours. Like, I got leg crossed, like, hand on shit. Like, I don't even want to get into it at all, but just know it's, no, no, no. It was like, it was crazy. Like, just his life and just stuff that was going on with him. And I'm just like, bro, this would be amazing on camera, but there would be no way in hell that you could even. Do interviews with people where they wear a mask, like on vice and change their voice.

That actually would be a good idea. Because it would be no way that he could talk about. any of this type of stuff, but it was just like, it was so intriguing and sit there and I'm just like, damn, bro, you're going through a lot of shit, like, just from being in a game. Wow. And it was like, I'm like, bro, like,

this is the other side of shit that people need to hear about because, you know, like, kind of like the whole Crip mat thing is kind of like, you know, like, it's funny to other people and like, oh man, like this guy's a character. It's a lot of bullshit. This nigga was telling me

some of the craziest shit. like about his, you know, like shit with his own homies and shit like that. I can tell you fucking. I broke shit down to like Adam and stuff like that. Like especially where I come from, like suicide or tell you like, you want to get some stories. Talk to this nigga suicide about some shit.

Nigga, that shit's gonna be crazy. It just made me, it made me, it made me respect this guy and just like a lot of the guys that I know just so much more. I'm like, bro, like y'all niggas are dealing with some shit. like like and like like like like like I said I wish it could have been a way that like I could have him on and like talk about some of the stuff but like it just it wouldn't be right there wouldn't be safe or honestly like if crib mad didn't have a platform and have places like

where he's so busy and shit who knows what would have happened to him at the end of the day you know what I'm saying like that shit is that shit is you might say you might have saved his life that's what I was trying to tell T. T. Rale the other day he fucking interviews me and tries to basically he said if Critt Mac gets killed would you feel bad? I'm like, why would I feel bad? Well, see, look, I might have gave him a... I would only agree with that if

you didn't, you blurp out all this shit and you let them know like, I don't want you dissing when you come over here. We told them. Yeah. We can't use the platform as a place to spread gang beef and shit like that. So if you have a problem with an individual, we could talk about that but in terms of dissing entire hoods

and shit like that, like such as what it says on your forehead. That is what we got to leave off the podcast because we don't want this to be a platform that's like basically spreading gang tension. Yeah, and like, I think people are so intrigued by him because most of the people

have not experienced a person like that and like it's just so foreign to them that they're like they can't understand. But most of the people that are from L.A., like you've at least experienced one person like that. There's a CMA. He's pretty extraordinary in every hood. No.

He's a pretty extreme CMA. He's extreme, but there's. Yeah. There's I know a gang of niggas like that. I want you to show me another dude who got a forehead tattoo like that. Yeah. That bad bad. I would show you niggas who have tattoos dissing on their mustache like this, bro. Like crazy looking shit, bro.

Shit on their eyes. Shit on their head. Like this shit ain't foreign. Like the other logo whacked out on their face. That shit ain't like nothing new. Like this one, when I've seen this, I said, wow. On the mustache. On the mustache.

No hair. But are they as entertaining as Crip Mac? No. They are not. I feel like almost any dude who has lived that lifestyle who is crazy enough to get a gang disc tattooed on his face has to be pretty interesting. Yeah. Bro, there is a lot of...

They got something to talk about. There's young niggas that got shit whacked out and like that on their face, bro. Like this, like... All over. Niggas really live... Trev's getting the anti-Tent Talk shit on his face. It's happening. What would be the tent talk this?

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on Big Chief. Really? A lot of weed brands I just got another strike Same thing with porn stars I just got another strike for posting some of the products Not surprised

I was like you gotta put Not for sale When you post stuff like that You know that? I know that Yeah because people Because people would think that it's for sale

And that's like Oh my God Yeah Yeah Instagram will pick it up Like you I don't want to lose my Instagram We got a warning On the November Instagram

the other day Because we posted a video Of a fucking Of a basketball player Like smacking a ref in the head It was super viral this weekend. It was like a basketball player.

And he fucking just mushes the guy's head real quick. Yes, it's violent, but it's like... Are you talking about the college game? I guarantee this is on the fucking ESPN Instagram right now as well, bro. This has got to be on the barstool Instagram. Like, it's not that violent. It's not like he got hurt. It's not like there's blood.

They're tripping on Instagram right now. They finally gave me the for sure that I'm not getting my original one back. They said that to you? Yeah. What's for it? They didn't give you any kind of idea? They said that I had too many violations. Wow.

But you got to think about it, bro. I had that same Instagram since, like, Instagram first started. Like, I've been having violations since fucking 2014. Well, what happened to property of house farm? That one, somebody got me out of there. Like, they must have reported me or something. Like, reported a comment that I said back to them.

We got to get you back on the scene, bro. I'm going to be honest, bro. It's been kind of good for my mental health to just, like, not even be on it and just be on my, like, business page when I need to be on it. Bro, you're like fucking Alex Jones out here. No Twitter, no Instagram. Honestly, like. I feel like I'm so stamped in real life that I don't even need it.

For real. That's a good way to look at it. Like, bro, I'm not going to, uh, Jesse T. the situation and start fucking having a mental breakdown about it. Yeah. But you still have like this platform to get your shit across. Yeah. And you got your own show.

And that helps. That's why I love and appreciate you guys. Because if I didn't have this, it would be like I would literally just be a ghost. Well, like not being on Instagram though, it's just such a common way to communicate people that when you don't have Instagram it feels like you're not being allowed to be a fucking modern day human being like taking that away from me

it's such it's like not being allowed to text somebody because it's so common to just DM people and most people like if I lost my fucking Instagram look at how many conversations I'm having with people that I would just lose I lost bro I lost the Claremont twins follow you lost Julia fucking Fox I know that's what I'm saying

I'll be M her and say this is how full on behalf of my page there's two of them they're twins This is house phone. Do you want to have sex? No, someone, Julia. Oh, yeah. DM every girl that I ever talk to on my behalf. The Hoff Twins went to Instagram and complained about getting their Instagram deleted.

No, it was YouTube. Oh, they just, it was about YouTube. They went to the YouTube. But you saw that on Channel 5? That is amazing. That was crazy. Maybe I should do that. They went there and it worked.

Maybe I should do that. You should give Zuckerberg some high rollers. You think I should just pull up to the metaverse and just link up with Zuckerberg? Adam might try to fuck you They get you creeping around Don't get caught in any alleys with they do there Because he might be tempted Wait is it really a one of one of like

Just every place on earth Or is it just like On the metaverse? I just seen a video Somebody spent 100 days in there Yeah I see I watched that same video And then he turned stormtrooper Yeah

That guy's Turned me into like a real YouTube No for real The shit that I watch now would never I wish I wish I could remember this guy's name Let me just try tried to find it for two seconds. He also, he made a friend in the Metaverse, and they actually linked up.

They became BFFs, like. Wow. They, like, they would go to McDonald's in the Metaverse and dance with each other, and they actually met up in real life. No, dude, you know, you know why I love that guy's videos, though? Because when I was first, when I was first, uh, looking up info about getting a Tesla, he was doing crazy Tesla videos where he like would drive cross country to see how long it would take him to like have to stop and get a refills and shit like that like that that fucking dude is

sick his name is ryan yeah shout out to him man what did you do he he would go on these like challenges like he would drive cross country into tesla and be like uh like showing how many stops he would have to make to make it all the way cross country in the tesla like how many trips he would have to take it's really amazing the shit that i will watch on youtube that has absolutely no importance to me at all while ignoring things that are very much pertinent to my life. I'm watching an hour and 45 minute documentary about

the Disney fast pass system on YouTube. That's amazing though. Why is that stupid? I want to know where that came from. 8 million views. What? 8 million people watch this. I've seen the Imagineer's story. That's it was fine. I mean, think about the problem of handling the insane lines at Disneyland.

It is pretty interesting. I would love to know the origin of that how they like came up with that. They had to go through a shitload of different stuff. I didn't even make it to the end. got to finish it tonight i've seen a good one about bam margera bro oh me too was it was it was patrick cc he got it removed bro i heard i copywriter something i think bam was probably the one they're probably got i yeah i'm definitely abusing the copyright shit that shit that shit was so good you like that that one that show up to patrick cc man i got to watch that one because i didn't know none of the

the the c s and none of that stuff bro right i didn't know like the history of patrick cc has been killing it on youtube he's very motivated right now shout out to him i actually just watched an amazing one about fucking the fuck's his name from ridiculous Rob Deerdeck Oh I haven't seen that the 15 how the MTV 15 year thing

No it's like how Rob Deerick basically Took over MTV And it's just all about The origin of how he got involved with MTV And how they got to the point where Like his shit is like the only thing That they fucking play It was so in depth and it gave me so much more respect for him

Think about Rob Deerick started street league He started all these fucking different clothing lines and shit, bro. Like, he has started so many big companies. And now he's dipped off, not even doing anything on TV, chilling, doing his business shit. They're just running the same ridiculous as episodes. No, I got new episodes. Well, he'll sign a contract every couple of years to do, like, 200 episodes.

And, like, he's acting like he's done now. I don't think he's, like, planning on doing any more of it. But he's getting, like, 150 grand per episode. It's probably, it's being made through his production company. And think about how fast him and fucking. Chanel Westco they probably filmed 20 fucking episodes in a day and Stilo just got a deal

he could like produce his own shit now too I'm gonna be honest The other black guy that dress is like me I'm gonna be honest I feel like he damn near deserve A little more than that 150K I mean but he owns the production company And shit too we don't even know what he's

That shit's on all day The residual income for that guy Wait wait are you saying that he's getting paid 150 time Every time the air episode Every time To film episode, which realistically probably takes them like an hour. Yeah, you're right.

He's getting a check every time they play this. He is a brilliant businessman, which I was probably one of the best. I had no idea until I watched this. He monetized skateboarding in a way that honestly hadn't been done, even probably not even from like a Tony Hawk level. You want to watch a good YouTuber? I'm going to shout him out. Gifted Hater.

Gifted Hater. He's the fucking best. About what? What kind of video? He's a skateboarding YouTuber and he just talks shit. shit about every like it's i'm gonna put this in my it's it would be like if academics talked about skateboarding

he like fucking just going on rants on the brands that he doesn't like the tricks he doesn't like he's actually funny as fuck i just i have to shout about because i've been watching way too much of his shit like every night i'm watching like a half hour of gifted hater and i actually i shouldn't even saying this because there's like people i fuck

with that like he's trashing like if i were them i would be so mad at me for shutting him out but like worse than gary who Remember, what's his name with the Dreds that used to be? Oh, Harry Rogers? Yeah, worse than him. Gary Rogers is like fucking diet Pepsi.

This shit is fucking bang energy. Wow. It goes, it's tight. And he's right. He makes the point. He's like, every different subgenre niche hobby has motherfuckers on YouTube. Like, if you want to hear some opinions about the new Yid album, there's 500 fucking people making videos about the Yid album right now, I guarantee. Yeah.

obviously you have like Anthony Fantano who's at the top of the fucking pile Oh I don't watch that fucking video What did he say? Tell me tell me tell me He basically just said that he thought it was whack He just trashed it Yeah but like he gave it a light four Out of 10?

Yes Suck my fucking dick Fuck him But like gifted haters Who cares about his fucking opinion? It points out that like that doesn't exist in action sports Like for some reason talking shit about what's going on in action sports It's just viewed as like the worst possible thing you could do

Gary was the only one that was doing that like via skateboarding You know at the time honestly I am always surprised at the leash that thrasher is willing to give him because they have all these fucking advertisers to keep happy and sometimes he'll just totally shit on a brand so I love it you're right Gary Rogers does go in but this is like way more in depth because his videos are like 20 minutes along with him just like ridiculing some so like there's this fucking girl skate company like that put out $1,400 pants why were they $1,400 that's basically what he's asking he's like pulling up like look at all these other skate

pants are like 100 bucks 150 bucks look at louis Vuitton their pants are a thousand dollars and they're like the nicest pants you ever seen I still want to know why just because they think that it gives their brand this like fucking mystique and makes it seem cool and it's like louis Vuitton can charge a thousand dollars for pants because

they're making the craziest pants on earth they're fucking they have the nicest stores you can imagine in the most expensive areas all over the country they're spending insane amounts of money on advertising just so that they can sell you $1,000 pants. And then there's just random chicks out here

making $1,400 pants because they're like cute skater girls. It's fucking crazy. Yeah, and like the probability of like a normal person like getting with that when they have no type of proof, like no type of backing of why I should pay $1,400 for these pants. Like just

because you are making them that high doesn't mean people are going to buy them for that high. Supreme sells like $200 pants. It's like the most coveted fucking brand on earth and they still. Even even if you have to go But what's the reason on the Supreme? No, but I'm true.

No, no. You still like $50 T-shirts and shit at the Supreme, right? Bro, the most I paid for like a rare box logo was like $500. They know they know they can sell that shit

for a million times more and they just. Yeah, but that's not even. Their brand name is all about keeping it real so they can't sell that shit for $500. That's not even that much more.

Like, in the grand scheme of things, if it, if it costs 200 and it's sold out that day and I have no other way to get it, I'm willing to pay an extra. But we're fucked up. Our idea of what it's normal spent on clothes is fucked.

Yeah. So like my little nephew, he's like 14. He wears the same size shoe as me. Right. So I gave him a bunch of like unreleased high rollers, a bunch of like, you know, like I bought him some Jordan's and shit like that. But then I had just bought myself these off white Jordan fives. Right. And like they were maybe around like $900 resell or some shit like that.

Like maybe a little cheaper than that at first. after Virgil die $1,500. And I'm like, do I really want to pull the trigger on some $1,500 Jordans? And then I thought about it, I was like, if I don't buy these now,

they might fucking double in price again. They might be worth $2,000 in a couple of months. If you get smoked, think about how much the high roll is going to be worth. No, don't say that. I'm going to be pissed. I only got one pair. Oh, man.

So then look, so then I'm like, I gave my nephew a couple pairs of shoes and shit, and then I had the off white Jordans. I just bought and I'm looking at them and I'm like is this little nigger ready to defend these $1,500 shoes at school because some some poor ass kid might beat him to fuck up and try to do that. Are you Joe, bro, they're 50. Where does he go to school?

In Hawthorne? No, we're good. I don't know how gully it is. When I was growing up, niggas was getting like, niggas is killed for Jordans. Niggas is like grown ass man coming up to the school. Hey, what size is them, them Jordan? When I was a kid, people were getting beat up for their jinkos. You can keep them motherfuckers.

You can put every gun in the world in that motherfucker. You could have the baby Draco, the regular Draco. But now y'all feel me, though? It was something I had to really think about. I was like, damn, I'm going to bless him with these rare-ass Jordans. And I was like, I had to think about it. Like, I could be putting this nigga in serious danger by giving him these expensive-ass shoes. You know what I'm saying?

That's smart. I'm like, he might not get killed for the high rollers or, you know, but he, shit. That's why you should buy your bitch some Brian Pumper jewels. Huh? So nobody will run down on her. She's walking around with some obviously fake jewelry. Now, see, that's the thing is that some people are so stupid. They might still try to rob you or something for fake jewelry and then be mad as fuck afterwards.

Think about that. Think about if you caught a body and then found out for a robbery and then you found out the shit was fake. I watched it in this sentence video, bro, like the shit that they did. Like the dollar amount was so fucking so it's crazy. I'm like what the fuck well people Be like the body in Compton I ain't saying nothing think about the niggins that's like crashing out over like 10k No, niggas is crashing out for $500 bro that's crazy crashing out for a couple hundred hundred I know niggas that I know niggas that and did some shit over a hundred two hundred dollars You're running a bank you're gonna get like 10 grand 50 grand like you know that's like the craziest risk that you could take that people are willing to do that to get like 10 grand think about because it's like rob a bank you probably got 10 people

fucking on it or four or five people see i was i was leaving the strip club but i probably had like 600 and it was not that much at all and like they were like they were like they're like they're like you're like put that away put that away and i'm like bro this is 600 who's really and i had to think about it like yeah you're right there are some niggas that need 600 dollars hell yeah it's going down i had like you know like i had it all in my hand like this too just walking to the car real quick and i'm like baby i'm like bro this is 500 dollars nobody's going to come can i tell you something Niggas will. Can I tell you something?

Go ahead. Yesterday, me and Kiki went to Danny Mullen's house and did his podcast. And they started it out like telling me that they had a porn star that I had talked shit about

coming out to do the podcast with us. I'm thinking it might be Brian Pumper. I'm thinking did they actually fucking get Brian Pumper? Kiki Kla? No, it was this shout out to her.

It was this dude Swobie with a little dick who fucking basically is part of the one that was here the one that fucked on plug talk that that was a fucking what was like a skunk face or something squirrel guy I forget it wasn't it wasn't the

cigar guy squirrel face so it wasn't the plug talk guy no no it was it was the guy who was on plug talk who couldn't stay hard and that's a tiny ass dick and shit that was over here again they brought him out and I had to argue with him because he's trying to tell me that his dick is normal size I'm like no bro that shit is fucked up you didn't give him in he's trying to be in the

porn world I'm like bro there's no use for this tiny dick in the poor way but you you didn't give him like a dick screening before i feel like you would be the person i would the idea was to film a fucking total random fan guy fucking a porn star yeah they went left to say the least well shit maybe i should start slang and dick then no we don't have to analyze you getting an only fan's maybe you're not ready keekey on the other i'm not johnny cockering on the other hand you're not ready he told those dudes all about johnny Cochran. He is serious about his plans to get into the game. He can't. Yeah, but

Kiki got a stitch. He's going to be doing it with. Kiki can be giving out his ideas before he does it, though. You see my other home board came in here. He's serious. He's looking for a girl right now. It's a lot of to film only fan. That's a lot of them that are ready to go. And he's a real gangster too. He wants to get in on this.

Sidebar, I just dropped a vlog on the Adam 22 channel of me and Kiki riding around doing fly shit pulling up on just a dub on Melrose. With Krip Mac and everybody in there? Trinac is in the thumbnail, but like a big chunk of it is me and Kiki driving around all day yesterday, going to Danny Mullen's house, all this shit. So everybody go check out that vlog on the Out of 22 channel. I know I haven't uploaded on there in a long half's time, but you got to warm it back up on the podcast.

Kiki called Danny Mullen out for using the N-word. I love that. It got ill. It got like intense. Weren't you trying to give me to fuck like Danny Mullen's girlfriend's cousin or some shit like a girl that you were trying to fuck like his homie? That I was trying to fuck? Yeah, you were trying to fuck her or some shit. You said the exact opposite that she was trying to fuck me.

Oh, right. But no, no, you hung out with her and then she didn't fuck you. So you stopped talking to her. How do you know any of that? You would remember this too if you remember the conversation that we had about it, right? I did not say any of that. You hung out with her. She didn't fuck you.

And then you stopped trying to kick it with her. And she said that she was trying to wait to fuck you or whatever. And then you basically blew it. You didn't keep hitting her up. No, he just chose not to. bother to try to fuck her. No, she would have fucked him if you would have put some work in. This is the first time Adam ever, like, gave me some slack.

I'm like, yeah, I was just, I kept it pushing. I mean, there's the same shit that you do. Like, you meet a girl. You're like, yeah, I'll beat. And then you hang out of there. And you're like, she's not trying to fucking. Now, she actually was cool, though. I'm really going to hang out of there another couple times just to get my dick wet when I

ain't really fuck over there. You got to weigh the pros and cons, you know? No, she actually was cool. I'm just like, you know, I'm just, I'm keeping it pushing on everybody. You're keeping it pee. I'm pushing pee. You were and are keeping the pee in my pants Have you peed your pants?

Have I peed my pants lately The way you're dragging that leg around I don't know Yeah, I know How you doing? I mean, I don't know I'm trying to like, bro I miss the goddamn The time where you can like sign up

For like to get coverage No, I told you what you can do So I'm just like trying to figure that out bro It's so frustrating What? I'm gonna talk to you about it I'm trying to like Well I don't want Medi-Cal or something

I want some shit I can pay for I told you what I paid. Remember the shit I was telling you? I'm gonna show you. But you know there's like a time period where like they like accept like new people. Are there any doctors in the chat? Get in touch with how to. Yeah, tap in would be man.

I'm high rollers. Yeah, I don't know. It's like a... Bro, don't play with that shit, bro. I mean, if you got to go to the ER food, make sure you straight. I mean, that's what I've been doing. I racked up like $8,000 in fucking hospital bills. Going to the ER?

Yeah. Yeah, it's fucking your help is way. Yeah, it really is. I don't care. Nick, I'd rather you have a $50,000 bill, nigga, then not be here at the end of the day. Like, anytime I, like, remotely feel any type of weird way, like, because I get super paranoid.

I'm like, nigga, I'm not going to go to sleep and not wake up, so I would go to the hospital if I'm feeling weird. God damn. But it's fucked up because they literally just, they run your vitals. They run your vitals. Nigel, you're fine. Get the fuck out.

If your blood work is good, though, then that's one thing. But do you tell them, like, I can barely fucking move my leg? Well, yeah. Well, like, yeah. So then that was the thing. One of the last times I went was like, I'm like, dude, like, I'm having, like, something is wrong. Like, I literally like, it was getting worse. But like, it's a lot better now after this other medicine that they gave me. But they, again, they had like kicked me out. They like sent, they were like about to send me home. And then the guy comes running out like, oh, wait, wait, wait, your fucking pee's started fucking like fizzing up or some crazy shit like that. And he was like, yeah, he was basically saying I had to like take. these fucking antibiotics I had some kidney shit going on. What the fuck? So yeah. So I'm on I'm on the antis right now trying to get through those. We've got to put you on Dr. Oz.

Yeah, that would be fire. I think you get out. Or Dr. Phil. Maybe not Dr. Phil. You probably can't do anything. You're going to turn to a fucking bad baby. The catch-re-out-side girl. But yeah. How's fun of the bad baby?

Not having a primary doctor is like the most frustrating part because like literally like you have to either like try to find urgent care and fucking pay out of pocket or you got to keep racking up ER bills we need a doctor who will just be like down to just be on some cool shit like you can break them off a little bit here and there nigga yeat said i OD Dr. Perk so much I hired a full-time medic I want to know how bad is drug addiction really is

he has a whole song about ODM see the older you get the the harder it is to think like oh that's cute but like if you never felt that way before, then you can't relate. I was in a time period in my life where I listened to future rap about Xanax, so I went to the valley immediately and bought 10 X. No, I'm not saying that. I'm saying like, I'm listening to the lyrics and I'm like, bro, I felt like this before. Like I'm like seeing the white light.

Oh shit, this could be my last song, hope. But why are we so attracted to like images of death? Feel like I'm dying on the X, ho. See, you just love the romantic idea. I'd be taking purchase from my head, ho. Had to let you know. I said, I just told. you don't come in that dough i said go i had to tell you i had to let you know you not my

oh i just take the perk and then i float do you just make that up or no that was all the from yeat wow you should communicate only on yeet lyrics for the rest of those podcasts but like i'm nigger i'm not romanticizing anything i'm just saying i've been there before and it's like hearing it hearing a nigger rap about that it resonates with you so you fuck with it hearing a nigger rap about that on a crazy-ass beat is like damn this is crazy but like I also do agree that, like, even though Adam doesn't believe in this, you don't want to manifest that type of shit onto you, listening to that shit and thinking about that type of shit. I tell him power the tongue. Yeah.

So I would hate for something to have any yee because he just won't start rapping about fucking him ODM. Now that I don't do drugs anymore, I just don't really, like, have that strong of a desire to listen to people making drugs. You would sound cool. I never have a junkie. You love listening to pro music. I swear to God. This nigga Adam is. so funny. I can't believe

you. You fucking junkie. I'm like, nigga, we was just... I never did Coca-Ban-law. We were just in the bathroom. The older you get does it get harder for you to appreciate some fucking shoot somebody in the face-ass music? I don't like listen to that shit no one. Really? I mean, honestly, right now, I'm listening

some crazy shit, so I'm like... Like, who? Give us some... Young boy in dirt? Ooh. A new young boy song. He says, basically that he used to like Gucci Man until he affiliate himself a little dirt.

I ain't gonna lie. They both. I watched a dirt video yesterday. I was like, this song is hard. I'm ready to see a Gucci disc young boy. That would be pretty tight. Nobody can ever disrespect Gucci. Gucci's above that.

I don't think so. You don't think so? He don't drink and do nothing no more. He's healthy. He might fuck one of these niggas up. Niggas off the perks and shit off the lean. I'm going to beat one of these niggas out. Oh, no, man.

Gucci, when he feels disrespected, I feel like he just goes for it. So I would not be surprised to see him a lot of shot back at fucking young boy for that. And especially like Gucci knows that he's a legend and he's, he, nobody's more aware of like who's fucking on top of the game than Gucci. Gucci's looking at a young boy like a fucking challenger now, I'm assuming. I ain't, I ain't going to lie, man. That's shit hard. I love the Dirk and Gucci song.

I love. You just, from the city with an accent. What does that even mean? I don't know. He says like that's what a girl's saying to him. Yeah, like, from the city with an accent. Like you ain't really own shit. You just, you, you sound like it.

He always drank an A to Act. You never drank a cooler. What the fuck is a cooler? Like a little shit in a cup? No, like a, like a Bud Light Seltzer or some shit. Like a Mike's Heart, like a Mike's Heart lemonade. That's what, that's what he's talking about. I was thinking like, what is a cooler about it?

No, bro. I love bars like that. Like, I'm fucking, we sip and walk, we ain't drinking. Modelo. That's just such a main stay in our everything we've listened to in our life. It's like, I'm doing this instead of this. And we're like, oh, my God. You old niggas is drinking modello still.

That was great. We off the lean. That's the number one is saying I'm drinking lean, not drinking beer. Yeah. It's been said five million different ways. Only Rocky the plug can make it sound new and fresh, though. Why is the Stink Team beefing with Remble? What's going on?

Let's jump right into it. They're making some spicy. accusations. Some of the worst accusations you could put on somebody. I ain't seen like the receipts or nothing, so I'm like very, very much holding back my opinion on whatever the fuck they got going on. Just no bro flash

something at the camera and Blassey's like here Blasie's like here's the proof right there and I'm like, I can't even read what it says. I've never heard of a rapper doing that before waving a fucking text conversation around in front of the camera and the video. That was the funniest thing ever. I'm like, I can't even read that says i tried to pause it like five times you know that's the how shit always goes the

fucking the leader is gone so it's chaos bro the ranks this this is this is a this is a tale as old as time itself that is true and we'll just have to wait and see how it goes but i did notice that i remember like i'm looking at the comments on his most recent post oh the people want it the people want to know what the fuck he's talking about they want to know the truth the people want to know the truth like this shit is heating up and I'm seeing the subliminals. I'm seeing who's liking, who's posts, and who's commenting fire emojis on whose post.

And I'm like, oh, shit. There is instability in Stink World. So we could confirm that he never officially signed with the Stink Team. From what I was told, God with Draco did sign together. Draco thought he was going to sign them, did not end up signing them, to sign directly to the label.

Obviously, that makes anyone feel a certain type of way. and then you think he paid him out of pocket for that feature? I have no idea. I wonder how much Drakeo would have charged him if he did. But I think that Draco, I assume. He was interested in the song with him because he's assuming that this is going to happen and then you're going to sign and then it didn't happen that way. That's, yeah.

He also was repping Sting team in songs and shit too. So they probably were in the works of something at least. He's a stink team. Dumbah. Oh, man. Mm-hmm. Shit spicy. Yeah, I flew flamma op if they were looking at my jewelry

Before I forget, I promise my God price I would bring you all some push man This is my merch There's some merch and some pins, it's all type of shit This is for the game, man You got some drip? Push What is push? Push, nigger? I'm going to push this off the table I told my homeboy, man

Put it with my Jinkos. Get you some push man Shout out to push man Look, push L.A. Man Honestly, this is really good embroidery I will say that. Is it a border? You know. Hell yeah.

This is great. This is what I was supposed to ask you guys about before. What do you think the racial breakdown will be at the No Jumper Live podcast? 80% Hispanic.

80% Hispanic? For sure. And then what? 10% black, 10% white? Yep. For sure. 1,000%. Although, honestly,

it's probably going to be very evenly distributed between races a five of the guests. You're tripping. You think? You're tripping. Are you crazy?

it's going to be I'll say this all do knows who used to come to the store all the time what was the race black Mexican and white so

yeah you're right yeah you're right I'm not going to say even but it was so much of each that I could not even like be like oh it's but that's because people like people would

travel to L.A. to come to the store so it's like that's true I don't think you're necessarily getting the ratio of at home people also you have to think about white privilege the white fans might be more used to the idea of going to a live podcast that is true so it might be more overrepresented because of the fact that they maybe are just like more familiar with this thing i'm not saying that we don't have any white fans but i'm just saying like i think it'll be predominantly more

Hispanic kids and maybe black kids. What are we going to do if T-Rell has like 50 guys wearing orange all sitting together in the fucking audience? That's not happening. But that'll be hilarious. Do you worry about the audience? No. Getting along?

No. Getting along? You think the niggas going to crack fades off at the live podcast? Everybody that watches this is like they love this shit. Like you're not like a half-time, no jump-off. effect. You're either really into this or you hate to shit.

Or you have no idea what it is with like, which means you're living under a rock buddy. Or you're just not hip hop. Oh, you're a custer.

Or you're a custer. Mm. 505th Street. I don't know. That's like, that's the contest. For the fans out there. You vote by showing up.

And then we find out what race loves is most. Yeah. Raise your hand if you're Hispanic. I'm trying to think. Now we go to Hasbroeown town. Full of it.

An audience full of written houses. Yes. I'm trying to think like when we did the opening of the Melrose store, there was a lot of different people. Yeah, it was everything. But like the first like 20 people were all Hispanic. They do come out. They do be showing love.

Like, you know, let me ask you something. Since the store is back now, right? Almost. Almost. Are we going to be filming like pods at the store? We're going to ideally get that set up so that it's an option. so that we can do podcast there. And my ideal thing that I'm really excited about

is the idea of us being able to communicate with the people in the store so we can fuck with them, tell them to fucking freestyle, do whatever. That's what I want to fucking do. I don't want to be knowing where I'm recording. Can we have like a secondary Twitch set up? You are going to love having security.

You're going to ask them to get you a joke. Go get me a Sprite, sir. I was going to say like, can I be fucking? Sorry, I just pulled his medicine on accident. Hey, well, can I be? I swear to God. Can I just be starting beef with niggas on the street just in using the security as my muscle?

That's a great idea. You so would do that. When you was leaving the crib and I seen that bottle, I thought you left it, I was about to be on your top, bro, pause. And then I was like this, I said, ain't no more in there. I'm keeping that thing on me, bro.

I'm trying to be serious with the shit, bro. You got some perks on that, too? Don't try to be serious. Be serious. It's only the metaphor. If you don't take a perk to that, then it's going to be ashamed of you. Yeah, I'm thinking like,

Is this, okay, is he on some future shit where it's like he just rapping about this shit but not really doing it? Like, as intense as he like, you know, makes it seem? Throughout my life, I've known rappers who are like exaggerating their drug use but also throughout my life

I have known some rappers who are doing insane amounts of drugs. Like drinking lean every fucking day. Poppy pills like crazy rolling 50 blends a day. Like I've seen rappers do insane amounts of drugs. So it could be, it could be either or him. So it really could be either or

I hope for his his health and his sanity that it is the second one where you said it resonates so well with you I don't think a nigga like that can make something up like that good. No well like that's what I'm saying like I think he's definitely been through it before like like there's actually

an old picture of him in the hospital all fucking wired up and shit I guess after he OD or something. Wow I didn't know that. Bro he has multiple ODs like he has this song at like the end of one of the albums and It's literally like him talking about like, I walked, I walked in the hallway to get some air. I start seeing the white light.

Like, he literally's like, it's like a, it's like a overdose interlude, if I can explain it. But it's a really good song. I have an idea. Yeat on the No Jumber show. Like not doing an interview. We're not asking him anything about himself. He's just hanging out of us. We'd like the whiz, the whiz thing.

imagine bro just know it's not too far away I have a connection that could possibly make that happen is it a park dealer no what about skeet

skeet Davidson he just hangs out with us and we call Calvin Klein and we call Kanye oh Kanye gonna fuck us all you have his number no I don't have guys is everybody getting responses

from Kanye on Instagram or is Kanye or is everybody just photoshopping it They're Photoshop. That's Photoshop. Who? Kanye's live right now? Oh.

Wow. Damn. I wish we could watch that. We could get... Hey, I look you want to buy a STEM player to hear an album. Yeah, me too. Yeah. What's that going to be like?

So he's going to put this album out, but only people who have this thing, like, when is the album coming out and you can only hear it on this thing? Is it? That's so insanely. inconvenient. Not really because the Woutetam, remember when, what's his name? Martin Shapiro. You're talking about an album that they made a copy of? Well, I mean, but like the way

that you can listen to it, I don't think it's like, nobody's even heard it. I think, I think he streamed it like, because he was He streamed pieces of it on Twitch. I watched one of those YouTube documentaries around him. He's a psycho, dude. But you know what? You had them goons, bro? That she was so legendary.

You know what one thing, though, that people... Oh, yeah, that was tight. One thing that people had misconstrued was that, like, he got this fucking AIDS medicine and like hike the price of. He actually like, that was not the case at all. If I own a fucking AIDS medicine, I am selling that shit for as much as I fucking can.

I'm selling that activist prices. I don't give a fuck hurt. You re-rocking the hell. Are you re-rocking the AIDS medicine? Oh, my AIDS medicine is going for fucking $5,000 a shot. That couldn't afford it, he would give it to him. Yeah.

What a great guy. Like once you, like, like going to the actual story about it, it actually wasn't as bad as people trying to make. I remember me and my girl were kicking her with this girl and then we found out that she used to date that dude and it was like so mind-blowing. How many questions did you ask her? I don't even know. He was like, how big is his dick?

You should have interviewed her right on the spot. I just fucking felt so weird about it that I just didn't even mention it. Did you ask it by his dick size? No. Is he in jail still? That's not beneath you. I ask every guy I meet about his dick size. Is he still in jail?

It's really part working at no jumper. Who? Martin? Yes. What was he in jail for? A bunch of financial fraud. That's terrible. I just watch that documentary thing on YouTube.

Yeah, right. And completely forgot. It'd be like that, because I'd be watching that shit at like one in the morning. Anyway, can I tell you guys about something fucked up that happened to me today?

Today. And I know you hate hearing Plug Talk stories. It's not actually about sex. Oh, my God. Only PlugTalk.com. You just told us that you fucked Lyndon and the ass earlier. Right.

But what we didn't film yesterday. Okay, so there's this porn star. Her manager reaches out to us and says, oh, my client wants to be on Plug Talk. We say, okay, we're down. She has like a decent following on social media. I'm like, we're down, but we want her to shoot with another guy.

Do you have a male talent that she prefers to work with? And she says, yes, she wants to work with this guy. And she sends me an Instagram link to I am Thompson, the fucking violin. The violin dude on Instagram. But is he already slinging dick, or she just wants his dick specifically? He has a very

popular only fans. Now, I've never signed up for it, so I don't know what's on it. You would probably assume that. I thought when her manager told me that I Am Thompson wanted to be the male talent, I assumed that that meant that he was going to be slaying and dick. So we line it up. And I was very specific with the manager. I told her, this is how it works.

We do this, etc. Our employee, the PlugTock employee, sent our STD tests accidentally to this girl's manager. And then I responded in the email that and said, LOL, we're not fucking with her. Thompson is, so you didn't have to send these. And still, the manager didn't get it that this was a podcast where you get fucked at the end of it. And they didn't brief Thompson

on what he was supposed to be doing. It turns out that he doesn't even fuck the girls on his only fans. He just has girls like showing their asses off and doing all kinds of other shit. And he just films it. He's killing it on on OnlyFans. I can do that.

So I'm at the fucking Plug Talk Mansion today. I'm sitting there and they come in and it's cool and everything. I'm talking to Thompson and then they go in and they have this conversation and we realize that no one's fucking that nobody is on the same page. Somehow the manager did not communicate any of this to him. This girl didn't even want to she said that she only shot with her ex-boyfriend and she's not fucking anybody right now. She doesn't have an SD test. I'm like, how the fuck? Did we get all the way to this point where y'all are here in person? So now we have this new thing in our brain when it comes to podcast. We'll grab to tell every person we shoot with like we have to really spell it out we are having you are going to

have sex with someone at the end of this interview like that and when I said maybe you should have been doing that from day when I said does she have a preferred male talent and then the manager sent me a guy that I know Thompson and I like common sense at that common what other kind of male talent did she think that she was sending me like well he's a violinist Adam it's working for a violin, just any talent. Like when we say male talent, we mean, like, a poor start. No, he has a talent. He's a violin.

He's a violin. He's a violin. He is a talent. He is a male and he has a talent. I really just should have been so much more specific. Yeah, Adam. America's, uh, you rap. Best talent.

You can't go in here and say, hi, I'm Adam. And I like the fuck. And I'm male talent to get the fuck out of here. What the fuck? That was such a mind-blowing experience. So this thing it pulls up with a violin, like, Hey, guys.

He didn't even have the violin. So he put up with no talent. Now, that's a good point. If he was smart, he would play the violin while he smacking his shit. Oh, and God. If he is a violinist and he's a male talent, bring the goddamn violin. Now, we did not actually need him to bring the violin. We were just going to talk to him and her together.

He brought nothing. He brought no dick, no violin. He came in for an interview. But when I was talking to him out of party, he was telling me, he's like, yeah, I'm about to drive down San Diego to do only fans with this girl. Now, apparently that does not involve him fucking her. And I hate that. I'm kind of like letting the cat out of the bag. I heard he's like fingering the girls.

Well, like, Adam, maybe not everybody wants to go full-fledged balls out, asshole in the air, porn star. And if you could kill it, if you could kill it on there without having to do that, I feel like I would do the same thing. You should start a fingering only fans. Honestly, I just thought about it. The finger probably. You could be like a pianist.

I just, I just, I just know a lot of girls who would down to do Who would be down to do sexual stuff But I don't have to actually fuck them on camera You just fuck them with a Louisville slugger My dick is a Louisville slugger That was the awkward thing about being at Danny Mullen spot Is they had a gigantic black dilda with veins on it

That's like pause I picked it up and I was waving into Kiki He was like, stop I'm surprised Kiki did beat you You got me fucked up You think somebody used it? I don't give a fuck Of course you don't.

I'll swing that thing around in my head. Did you wash your hands after? No, we got a fucking baby wipe. Not even the baby wipe. I scored some cologne on it. Go get your wet wipes. Go get you wet wipes. What's a cologne on it?

Some manscape ball deodor. I need to go eat a salad. I'm so hungry. I'm starving. I was like, this nigga about to try to pull up a disconnected. We're going to be here for three hours. We could be here for a while.

I really hate that I set that standard and we absolutely have to do this for three. for three hours. Look, Josh is like, Nick, I'm trying to go home. We do not have to. All right, this is the No Jumper show. How many viewers we got? 10K?

That's cool. 10K, no Gero. That's all right. Go listen to the Yead album. If you listen to it enough, then he will come and co-host on the No Jumper show. Yep. Don't you think? Bro.

Don't you think? That would be honestly... The highlight of your life. Meeting King Twizzing himself. I still haven't. met him or even been around him or seen Cardi and you at the same time. And they said,

High rollers are the best shoes of all time. I would just faint and have a seizure. I would die happy right then. You came in and just shoved the perk in your mouth. Pause. I'm not letting nobody shove anything in my mouth. I would let him, like, throw me a perk and I'll catch it in either. Like a skittle.

You know, I did that before my rolling loud performance. I was super nervous, and the homie had a 30. He bites it and half and throws me to half And I caught it Popped it and then walked on stage And it was such a bad idea

Because I was so nauseous That's beautiful Luckily my set was only like 15 minutes So I remember one time We went all the way down to the What the fuck is it in Santa Ana The Observatory And I took like half a Zan in the whip

And then we got some lean at the show Started drinking the lean I was passed out in the car Like an hour and a half later Yeah that sounds about right And my homie had to drive He was four fucked up too. He was really fucked up. He was like 18.

Jesus. Young shooter. Adam kept the young shooter on him. He was one of the BMX on me. He had to drive my ass home because I fucking pass out off the opiates. Oh, dude, dude, dude, dude, I will do. So, speaking of opiates, one of the last times I went to the doctor, they gave me some shit called somas.

I had never had this before. I was here about those. Yeah. Brow. Really? 42 Doug Whistle. I'm talking about, nigga, it's extended release too, so I popped it and like, you know, it didn't hit me. I'm thinking, oh, whatever.

Nick, I'm driving. I'm listening to Yee. I'm like, nigga, I'm in a spaceship right now. I'm not even, I'm lifting up off the earth right now. Right. Bro, that shit felt the mate.

I just know, after I realized that I shouldn't do that again, but I didn't realize it was extended release. That shit beat my fucking ass, though. It felt so good. I'm not going to lie, though. It says, only thing,

this is an opiate highly addictive blah blah and I was like nigga I see why the wine mom take it like a dare no I didn't give me that many I can survive that they gave me like 10 of them like they didn't give me that many like you know I can't pop one like every day that that would be already gone with them it's supposed to stop the muscle spasms

I'm having of like me just fucking falling over and shit right but it felt amazing kids stay off of drugs unless the doctor gives them to you and then you become addicted to them and then you have to start smoking heroin or something to keep up with the addiction. No old means. Are you caught up on your euphoria?

The only thing I know about euphoria is that Zan Princess over here has a song on there from the first season. The first season and it blew my fucking mind when I realized. Yep. That's the only thing. The second season is the only thing I know about euphoria.

But you know what? I will start it. And you know what? It's a must. You must. You know what else? I didn't do that. I'm glad we didn't talk about. The conga documentary. You're so reliable. He so reliably does not watch anything that we watch.

That shit, bro. It's just because I don't got Netflix. I figured you had to have Netflix. Like, yeah, from like some random kids on Twitter or something. Yeah, something like that. Bro, that's just so inspiring, bro. No, but just no, bro, I know so. I've seen so many of those behind the scenes, Kanye tapes.

No, it ain't this, bro. Okay. It shows him, like, they start filming this nigga from 1998. I've seen, like, I seen a little bit of it. I just didn't get, like, I didn't get through, not anywhere near the whole thing. These were the notes that I put down because I thought that we were going to talk about this. Nothing but peas in the fridge. That's number one because at one point they go and they look in his fridge and there's nothing but peas.

That's the most random thing ever. Well, you know, like rappers just never have anything in the fridge. But peas though. His mom at one point, his mom is amazing. At one point, it was amazing. Rest of peace. His mom tells him a giant looks in the mirror and sees nothing. She's like encouraging him to be humble.

She has some quotables on there. She was amazing. I need to calm down. I've been feeling myself a little bit too much lately. Yeah? Yeah. Scarface, they get him to come to the fucking studio and he put.

He could have been all Jesus walks. That's crazy. Scarface doesn't tell him it's whack, but his like body language is basically just like, no. He goes, next one. He plays him as fucking Jesus walks first and he fucking goes next one. Bro.

But I love the fact that Kanye like prevailed through all that shit and just kept pushing like, The most depressing shit in the air is he goes to the Rockefeller fucking office and he's trying to play them his music. And they're like, nigga, put the beats on, nigga. We don't give a fuck. Put those their beats on, bitch. We don't care about your rapping. I heard from somebody on Twitter that the real reason that everybody was acting so jaded while he played his music is that he had done that like mad times.

Like everyone in the office had heard all those songs. I respect it. I respect it. And he kept pulling up. And that's why everybody's kind of like mystified. It's not like they're just hearing. Jesus walks for the first time. When the nigger, when the nigger, he was praising and saying, like,

showed him how to make beats. This, this nigger, bro? Yeah. Oh. After he gave him all the, after he gave him all the fucking shoutouts and all that shit. Grimy. The craziest part about it is just the fact that they sat on all that footage for like 15 years. No, that's the best part about it.

Like 20 years. Let it cultivate. He came out in what? 2005? 2000. I think even earlier. 2004. Tomorrow another one comes out.

I'm anxious to see that. Oh, I cannot fucking wait to see the rest of that. Oh. This does not change the fact that I think that he is currently acting like a douchebag in terms with the Kim Kardashian stuff and everything. But piece of shit. Man, he knew what he was going to be so far before everybody else knew. And he was just like impatiently like waiting until everybody figured out how great he was. That's kind of how I feel.

Bro, it was his mom though, bro. She really like. Shout out to, shout out to Donda. And shout out to Rhonda. Tell me, Rhonda. She was really like this she had so many quotables though I was like damn can I just quickly mention I can't believe it took me this long today is the most me day ever today is two 22 22 22 22 you should have that tatted on your forehead that's cool like some crib max should be very

ass pizza of me get some crazy random shit tattooed on my face are you gonna get anything else like just randomly tatted are you down he's a dad now I don't know man you got to get like part Parker and across the back or something. Yeah, but I don't have like 10 kids. And get every name just down. When I'm on like, you want 10 kids. Number 10, I don't know if I really want to have to be. How many kids you really want?

Yeah, how many kids are you really want? Realistically. I'm going to name them all out of 22. Like George Flores. You need a boy. I'm going to be honest. You need a baby 22. The question, I have a friend who fucking is like a crazy as BMX rider.

And he lets his kid do the craziest shit on his fucking motorcycle, like hitting the biggest fucking jumps. doing gaps and shit. So basically he gets zero fucks about this kid. You don't make sure your kid ain't like that guy that joined the fucking 90s. The 90s? What's the nigga that joined the gang? The white kid and his parents just got him off.

Oh. But him? The pals of vertis kid? Oh my God. The nigga turned to a crib? The best trap geek video ever or whatever. What channel was that on? I forgot.

And then he just fucking was like, fuck this. This shit got too real. He was the driver on a murder. that nigga he bailed the fuck out he got no social media what the fuck is he I want to know what is going on that kid's so bad bro you know his fucking family gave him the sternest talking

for the rest of life that is the prime example of white fucking privilege did he get put off a set why did they let him do that nigga what that nigga probably fucking he's running from the set he's probably doing the square dance right now he tattled damn bro that was one of the best

like stories I ever heard honestly or like you know who else had a crazy story like that the one guy that was in he was in one of those like one of those like menace of society movie like that and he became an actual game member yeah I fucking forget too man it would be like impossible for people to Google

what we're talking about right now because we've done such a bad job explaining it yeah no but it was it was either menace society yeah it was boys in the hood I think it was a menace I think it was men's in the society it was the nigga and the red beamer

or some shit like that that got shot at the at the red light. He died. Yeah, because he was fucking... He was tripping. One thing I noticed is that, like, Krip Mac, like, talks about Friday and shit. Like, it's fucking the Bible.

Like, he's, like, quoting from Friday. Like, he just knows every single scene. That's a classic, like... Think about how many times he was at the crib and I was playing on BET. I haven't watched it in fucking 20 years. They already played the first one. They played, like, next Friday and Friday after next.

They used to play the first one, though, a lot. We should watch Friday before next week's episode. Well, you fucking cancel it. The movie. reviews Adam. They're coming back. Sir Adam. And. Oh, I want to be on that.

No, I was going to talk about what we did today. Oh, you did it already? I went into a cooking show somewhere. Me and Duno, we have filmed a pilot for our food eating show. I was going to say, are you guys cooking or you guys just the consumers? We're going to be going to restaurants and we're going to be trying people's food. I, 1,000

percent. I'm trying to accompany every episode. Oh, next week, you're going to really want to come. I'm coming. Where is it at? You go to Fatima's, I want to go. Shout out to Chef Val. I'll finally wear my merch. Wait, where are you going next week? We're going to Yamashiro.

What's that? He showed me a $1,400 sushi boat. Yeah. Oh, well, that's who paying for her? She, uh, no, it's, it's on the house, man. She said we can bring the cameras next week. Bro, can I please go? I took Kiki to Salt Bay's restaurant.

I, what? He's expensive too. You got him a golden steak? Did you buy it? Did you buy it? A golden steak? No. It's just like $500.

It's just like $500. I got like a $30 a dollar burger. The steak's a G. Yeah, nigga, you should have, you should have cop. The steak alone is a thousand. The menu is so. Did he come out? Did he come out and do the thing? Yeah.

Did he really? Right in Kiki's face. He was hanging the meat in his mouth. No. You just get my brother ready. He wasn't there. Yeah, you got the home. It was just me and Skybury.

And, wait, wait. And Rochelle. Wait, he legit wasn't there? No. Well, of course he has, like, restaurants all over the world. He has, like, four restaurants. Well, nigga, I would have wanted to, I would want to pop in and see him. the fuck they have a picture of them outside the

nah fuck all that nick i want that nigga pause to be sprinkling salt right in my face you would let him are you joking that's the whole purpose of going no it's not it's just a regular restaurant that he is part of her owns i heard like gordon ramses restaurant sucks no i ate that shit in the vegas which one that shit was pretty good does anyone out there have a connection to guy fieri i met him in the club bro listen listen I made a pair of high rollers that are based off Guy Fierry, and I will not release them until I could get him to model them. And this girl told me back in the day that one of his sons is really in tune in like the underground streetwear scene. So I googled both of his kids.

One of them is like my age, and he's like wearing a suit and shit. It wasn't him. The other one was like 15 in high school. And I reached out to him. No, 1,000 percent. I reached out to her. And I was like, I'm trying to groom his dad and take. that fucking photo shoot.

That's what the fuck. No, but no, like, this is before my Instagram got deleted. Oh. I had the Adi and all of that to send the shoes. Addie sizes, everything. You lost the Adi for Guy Fierry? I might, I might have, listen,

Ryder Fieri. If you see this, DM me, bro. DME at High Roller 777, writer. I need your dad. Listen, I need everybody in the, I need all 10,000 people to go to High Guy Fierry's Instagram right now and tag High Rollers, man. I need him.

We're going to bring you some of them stella's, whatever they call. And Yeat. We need Yee. Yes, we need Yee and Guy Fierry on the same episode. We need Yeet to look at his Instagram comments and at least briefly realize that the No Jumper Show was talking about him and wanting him to be a co-host on an episode like Wiskely. Did you see? And someone tomorrow. Oh.

Ah, I won't say. I won't say. Very secret guests tomorrow. Can we start getting some food on here on Tuesdays too? I'll be hungry, bro. I mean, if he wants to, I'll pull the trigger. I think they got some Cheetos out there. I'm pulling up on Thursday

I'm gonna talk about I'm gonna talk about Thursdays I'm pulling up on Thursdays eating fucking cold ass wings from the night before where's Fatima's grill at I'm gonna tell Fatima's that's my guy Tell Fatima's to pull up right now

I ain't gonna lie to place me and do no shot today Josh and tell you fucking amazing Really We had some crazy Mexican food Fatimas where you at Aren't they out here Fatima's isn't like bell fly Oh fuck no

I still can't believe the champagne packey from fucking cool kick started the habachi truck yeah she far as he had that for about like i think six seven months oh we got a legend in the building i got it the other day you know that's like his tagline we got we got we got a legend in the building that's his thing every every person that comes on the show oh i didn't know that yeah that's like one of the first things i said to him when i walked that we were at the thing i was like we got it we got the real legend in the building right here wow shout out to him man i'm gonna go buy some 1400 dollar dickies.

Oh, speaking of buying shit, bait vans collab coming out this weekend. Saturday, I'm already locked in, got my pair secured. How do you do that? This porn star girl that I know is fucking this guy who worked at the babe store. And I was like, hey, what's that guy's number? And I texted him. You should fuck that guy. Shout out to my homie, Neil.

I probably should. I need my baked box. I'm saying this shit live. Yeah. Yeah, whoever you just said, I need a bait box too. You said he was going to send it to me. I also make another box on the side and also send it to me. Neil, we need two bait boxes.

XL top, large bottoms. I have no idea why it says this, but shout out to the guys at a vision for you in Louisville, Kentucky. It's a rehab center, and the guys over there, appreciate the mental health talks. All the guys over there watch weekly and wanted to say what's up, and we appreciate the support. They're watching us at a rehab.

You just fucked them up. You're just describing how amazing so much feel. Oh, no. What the fuck? I had never had, like, muscle relaxes before. Wow. That's fucked up.

gave it to me i didn't give it to myself you're a terrible person everybody go to nojummer dot com and buy tickets to the live show i can't wait to see all you motherfuckers in real life it's gonna be beautiful nojummer dot com if you live anywhere close to la you could get yourself a room at the cecil we need fatima's grilled to fucking bring me a burrito on stage it's not bad ibs ibs syndrome we out we