No Jumper - The No Jumper Show Ep. 137

Episode Date: March 9, 2022

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Try to keep it a little PG for the first five minutes. I didn't say nothing. What about PG-13? Mm, but PG-13's got some cuss words. I'm keeping it P-G-13. Because you are cuss-stir. And you don't cut the mustard. What?

But I might cut turds with my turd cutter. I got the nut butter. Niggas want a beef, but it's just words. They want a beef, but I cut turds. I walk around the office. see is just nerds. Cars. Knicks that got no nouns, they just got verbs.

Your bitch can't drive. She'd be hitting curves. 2018, I listened to Splurge. That was it. No offense. I'm sure he's still got some great music right now. I'm going to tap in. Now I got to tap in because I don't.

I heard he's cracking again. We need to see what 2022 Spurge is also. Splurge is going up again. You know what makes no sense? I think I stole Jason's law. You want to give this to him before he has a freak? Yeah. Niggins, are you tripping like that over lighters? Jason?

Yeah, because it's like a memorial, like Super Bowl, like Tom Brady lighter or something. Why would he pass that to you? I think I just took it off the table. Wow. So you're one of those guys? You know. You know me? I just snatch a lighter.

This is disaster's lighter. I just took it. You know me? A pot lord almost fought one time because there was a Chief Keefe finally rich, like his first album. Yeah. And it was a lighter. It said Chief Kee finally rich on it. And it was a bottle opener.

And it was a big. Wow. But the hummy threw it out the, he threw it out the fucking window on the freeway because it was white. You don't do that as a Sosa. Yeah, I know. So we almost fought. That's all bad. Yeah.

Bad luck. That's fucked, right? What if I still had that now? That's how I feel about a lot of stuff. All the rap merch, even in recent memory, you give me a, like, a little Tracy tour shirt from 2016. You give me a Shoreline Mafia mug from 2018. Double cup mug? You look at it and be like, oh my God, I cannot believe this moment in time exists because nobody saves stuff like that.

Or like the Blueface Bop Gap T-shirt from No Jumper? Which really didn't sell. That was pretty surprising to me. Who came over that with that with you? I think I might have been instrumental in that. I'm not going to lie. It was kind of funny. That was one of the weirdest shows that we ever did because there was like kind of like a decent amount of like grown black women in the crowd for Blueface.

which was not the case for like chemathazine and yeah of course Meli and all the other shows we did like there was some and then you have like all these 16 year old kids who want to mosh during the Tatiana and then you got like somebody's aunt in the front row who's like what that's like not feeling the moshing at all it was fire that's honestly

probably the greatest mixture of crowds ever heard like you can shake some ass and throw some elbows at the same time right you know what I realized from just interviewing WAC is that we will never get to see the CMAG versus Blue Face boxing match as a result of some of the recent tension between WAC and Crip Mac. I mean, that size difference is already crazy. Yeah.

It wouldn't even make sense. No, but sometimes the tall-lengthy nigger could get up on the big nigga, though. But, bro, like, in the real fight, they would never, like, be on the same card. So you're saying that... Oh, you're in a real boxing fight. You think Blueface and Wack 100 are just ducking the fade and that they're just using this as an excuse. No, that's what the white man is saying. No jumper clips titles

Here it comes Everybody goes to No jumper clips Let me specify You go ahead of them Yeah you're going to end up on the title You're going to end up on a title No

Not a shirt, a title No but I'm saying It'll make more sense for like Weight wise, Wack and CMAQ I was kind of thinking that too Yeah Even though there's also a huge height difference Who saw her?

Crip Mac is like 6'4 or something I never met Crip Mac I wouldn't know Never did? I never met him in real life, no. You think he'll call you a custer? He might have to get out on there. What if he disrespect?

No, because I was watching, I was, you got to respect my cribby. I was watching his interview and he was like, if you're regular, if you don't gang bang, you're just a customer. I mean, basically, right? Scott's a custer. He's like, dude, I was like, yeah, if you're just regular, he's like, what's regular? Like a custer? Like a custer? He couldn't even cop right.

Damn. So if you're not in the field, you just automatically a cusset. But he couldn't wrap his hand around you like. he's like what is a regular person like what if i don't need to bang a set what if i'm just solo that's what that's what that's what that's a duno was saying what if i'm not from around here what if i live in anchorage i'm from around here but i don't like i don't need to be yeah you made it out exactly narrowly and then duno's like yeah i beat the odds by the skin of your teeth fuck a custer's wife and he was like what about just a regular person's wife he's like

what's a regular now basically it's like you either like uh ally a enemy or a custer's wife you either like an ally, an enemy, or a custer. Basically to him. I'm doing thumbnails. You notice that one of the thumbnails? Phil, I need that folder too, man. Well, you want to pick your own thumbnail? No, no.

I told Phil. He'll be having this fucked up since he's taking pictures of my face to like doing this all the time. I just want to make him as like emotes for Twitch and shit because people be liking them. Because if you ever look at like Logan Paul's thumbnails, he's just like

every thumbnail. You would be doing that shit too. Yeah, you really do. These thumbnails are kind of natural. Like when you had real YouTuber, you were like, I just gambled my employee's paychecks. Remember that one? It's like Parker Am went flying off the swing. That's what it is to be a vlogger.

I know. You have to do that because otherwise nobody's watching it. I know. It's terrible. No, I think you've mastered like the title and the thumbnail together. He's fucked over the titles. But now for community clips, I'd be like, hmm. Hmm. Hey, wait.

I watched a community clip earlier today. A.D. talks about his Vegas trip. Watched it. No, no, no. It was kind of clever, though. You have your own style of Twitch streaming because you pulled up all your stories from the weekend and watched it.

Well, no, I actually had, like, and commentated his stories. I had so much shit, I just, like, just made, like, a kind of like a little timeline, like a PowerPoint. It was so weird to me to be looking at a folder on AD's computer and just thinking, like knowing him, but I can't.

The idea of him making a folder on his computer to put a bunch of clip I was just like oh he's tapped in bro like he's an actual human being like he's doing things like normal human being man what you think I do I go home and just just keep a gangster put on a blue rag around my kids all day just but no like you ever like just see like a little sliver of like one of your friend's life that you just like you couldn't really imagine them doing like I don't know just you making a folder on the computer I just didn't bro I had a he got a computer you got I thought I was the only one who knew how to make a phone man I'm a businessman. I'm not doing all this shit.

Okay. But you ever hang out with somebody and you see them on their computer? Because normally you don't see people on the computer. But like where you're actually watching them do stuff and you realize that they know how to use the computer way better than you. That's how I felt when I was at his house. They know like shortcuts and like little codes and stuff. That's trippy. I know all this shit, bro.

You think? I don't know. But listen. No, listen, that's how I felt when I watched this nigga do all the Twitch shit. And I was like, bro, this nigga really knows how to do this shit. Like he's like, oh, the fucking game isn't picking up. up loud enough for like let me turn this down turn this up like you literally i mean i mean shout out to yri though because yuri is the one who really like yeah helped me out yri and josh i'm gonna

give it to both of them like help me get all my shit together so like a lot of trial my switch set up is pretty much thanks to them josh was quiet until i said his name and they turned over like he was waiting he was waiting for the recognition before we move on though before we move on i have to speak on i literally spent half of my day today catching up on all the community clips that I haven't watched. This nigga AD is the funniest nigga, bro. Why?

What had you wrong? Okay, okay. First, just, no, no, no. First, let's get off the sentimental ones first. You love, you love this shit, though, because you always hit me up, bro. I would literally be- I think you're the reason why the subscribers are going up. Bro, I would be texting.

I would be texting this nigga like, bro, you are fucking hilarious, bro. So, at first, let's get out to sentimental shit. Just watching his whole story from beginning to end. Oh, you watched that one? Bro, what? That was like, bro, it really made. made me realize like, damn, man, this nigga AD really got it out the mud for real. Because a lot of niggas be making jokes that my nigga is spoon fed.

Like, they got the thing fucked up. I love it. I love it. I really sat there and watched a whole clip about this niggas's whole life. And I was like, like, you are so good at breaking it down, like literally like, so this happened, which led to this, which led to that. And I'm like, damn, bro. Like, this is crazy. Like, and you miss, like, not one beat.

Like, you know what I'm saying? Like, so I just wanted to say that shit was super inspirational. bro. I watched that shit earlier today and then this thing is this wild ass nigga bro thought he didn't have no condom so he tried to stick his dick in a girl through basketball shorts.

I don't understand that at all. What the fuck is wrong with you? Hey, real quick though real quick though. Real quick. Real quick, before you tell that story, I just want to say as long as you're talking about basketball shorts,

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So everybody head on it at fashionover.com. It's not just for girls. They got men's stuff out the wazoo. I agree. And I want to give my deal back. Best quality. You've already proven that you're not worthy. I'm a change man.

He's the best reader. You're not on team fashion of it. I'm definitely the best reader here. Well, you'd be a judge against a pretty low standard. Nobody else graduated from high school. Are you going to grow them about that tomorrow? Have you grown them about that? Who?

About them reading? Yeah. We're definitely going to have to have Josh or somebody read when I'm going. Oh, you're talking about the news. Where are you going? The news and the fucking, the ads and shit. Where the fuck you think you're going? We're going to lose our, my bookie deal of one of them niggas reading.

You really think that. You really think T.Rell and Duno couldn't read on my bookie ad? Come on. Look at Josh. Josh shook his hair. Josh doing it is a good idea. Like that really would be funny. I love Duno and T.Rail, but reading is not their strongest suit.

So you're going to be gone next week. No, not next week, the week after next. Okay. I'm not getting off this. Where the fucking is going? All right. I just wanted to know. You sure is like Eidily?

Eidly. Eidly. Y'all niggins ate there like five. How many times did you eat at Eidly this weekend? Twice. Only ate there once. I only went once. I got the,

but the filet mignon panini or some show. What the fuck? Me and OT went back, bro. Prime rib panini. Before the club and the chicken was amazing. What kind of chicken? It was just like the chicken,

the grilled chicken. Baked, grilled. No, no, but fuck all that. You're not getting off this conversation. You're going to Italy. No. This nigga, I talk about the basketball shorts.

This nigga said he stuck his dick and somebody with a zip-lock back. So what the fuck is worse? I want to say, Tell me your story about fucking a girl throw a pair of basketball shorts first. Because this is the craziest thing. Lady AD, you have to exit the room. No, she got that hell out of here.

We need him to be as explicit as possible. No, no. Let's be talking Nike. She asked me work. We're talking, Ewing athletics? You know, like. Russell? Yeah, you weren't Russell.

Spalding? What's those, you know those, you know them type of shorts that got the holes in them? Champion shorts. Perforated. Basically, he has some champion shorts on. All right, look, I'm going to break it down for you, simple.

You know what I'm saying? So basically, wait, wait, wait. I'll let you tell us. Wait, wait. No, no, no, no. Not even tell the story. But if it had holes in it, nigga, that sounds.

Like, that makes it better. I'm just saying, my dumb-ass logic, bro. How old were you? This was, I was like 22? Okay, okay. Yeah. How would you describe the woman? Assuming it was a woman.

Ligger, what the fuck's wrong with you? Keep going. Look, I'm just going to say this. I used to be afraid of STDs. All my homies is like, bro. I mean, I still am. I still am. I'm just saying.

All my homies just be like, bro, you gotta get that shot in the ass. It hurt so bad. I was afraid of needles. I was like, nigga, I don't want to get no shot in my ass, let alone my hand.

You know what I'm saying? So I was always like playing and safe. I would turn down pussy. You know what I'm saying? Like, when I didn't have it, but this was a girl. When I was young, same.

And it seems crazy now since I fuck girls raw all the time. Yeah, now you got goop coming out of your shit on the day. Occasionally get hit with the goop. Yeah, you don't want to end up like Adam. Occasionally get the Gwendoffeltro. You're hitting bitches and now you got queso coming out your shit. This is all bad.

Koso from Jacksonville? You're like spicy Koso. You got spicy Kato. Hey, no, but this is a girl that I liked for like a long time. We was like real cool. My nigga like. I liked just so much I fucked it through my shorts. No, I'm just saying.

Bro, she would like like whenever we were like tried to like talk about fucking with each other, being with each other, like something always would mess with an eye getting a relationship. She'll get in a relationship. Wasn't meant to be? It wasn't meant to be, so it was cool. Then one day she just randomly hit me. You feel me? Like, oh, let's chill.

I'm chilling with her and shit like that. And then, nigger, we started drinking, and I'm at her crib. And you feel me? She starts getting in the mold. We start kissing and shit. I'm like, you got a rubber? And I'm like, no, do you got a rubber? She's like, no.

Is that disappointing when the girls don't have a rubber? But this is back in the day. It's actually good. This is back in the day, you know? Like, because they teach you your whole life to be so scared of getting an STD. And like, Yes, you can get an STD, but once you, like, get a little older, maybe you start to realize, like, even if you fuck a random girl with no condom, you might not get a- odds of getting a SDD are probably like, what, like 2%?

Like, 1%? 2%? No, I don't know about that. No, but it's not 10%. But at this point-10 is way too high. It's got to be like 2%, 5%. At this point, all my homies was getting burnt. Really?

Like left and right. You got to think about it, bro. Niggas was fucking, these hood rats, bro. It was bad, bro. Liggins is hitting the western wiggle. That's what I'm saying. Compton shit. Yeah,

Compton shit, bro. But then, nigga, she was like, she didn't want the moment to be ruining this shit. So me, I'm sitting there, rubbing on it,

doing my thing. How did you get to this point of your head, though? You're like, all right. My nigga, I ripped my shit in the basketball shorts

and I was just, mm, nigger, trying to stick it in and do it, do it what I could. Bro. But it's funny

because in order for that to make sense, you would have to imagine that, like, come is just always coming out of your dick. And yes, pre-com is a thing,

but not that big of a thing I was fucking thirsty I didn't give a fuck but if you was that thirsty I'm a champion like you're not going to get through the shorts yes

even fucking a girl through a condom you're not going to feel that much realistically yeah fucking a girl through a pair of gym shorts you're not going to feel

anything I mean you must have felt all this material is her vagina I mean I mean listen in my

in my defense it was a good time for me you feel me I was like I just don't understand why you didn't just risk it for the biscuit and just go maybe get some top. Nah, bro. Yeah, you couldn't even think about that.

I just, I tried to do my shit. Damn, bro. And then I had to. Do you think she was offended that you tried to fuck through the shorts? I think we were so drunk that it would make sense. Oh, it's drunk. I'm picturing you in the middle of the day because you said she just like surprise called you. No, nigga.

We drank like a whole bottle of patrol. Nigger just us too. We were fucking loaded. And I remember the story specifically because I just watched it earlier. Y'all went back and got another one. Yeah, we're on another pair of gym shorts. Another bottle of patrol. They were two bottled.

I told like four crazy stories, bro. But to be honest, my story is almost the same. A zip-a-bag, Adam? We weren't drunk. It was the middle of the day. I was like 19. You're baking cookies. Fresh out of high school.

I'm hanging out with my ex-girlfriend from high school. And she decides that she wants me to fuck now. We dated for like a year and a half in high school, right? And she wouldn't let me fuck. She grew up super Christian And she was just like really weird About the little sex thing She didn't want to sex with me while we were in high school

Even though we dated for like a year and a half Right? But she's sucking my dick all the time And I'm eating her out shit That's so weird. It was super weird right But I'm sucking it Or whatever

Sorry You heard him I'm sucking you I didn't say I didn't say You're about to say You're gonna say I'm sucking her nipples We're hanging out in the middle of the day

At her house And she just decides She's ready She wants me to fuck her For the first time I hadn't fucked her yet You fuck her an ass? No

I didn't have a condom. That's a white thing. So I took a plastic bag that she had. And I put it on my dick and I started fucking her and I looked down after maybe like 10 seconds and there was some blood, which makes sense to me. Because there are like perforated edges on the side of the fucking Ziplog bag, you know? Fucking ripped her vagina walls over the first time. I think we kept fucking with no condom after that. I think we switched to just noconn, which made way more stuff.

We started off with that. Well, yeah, clearly. The bear bag, Western. Let's just go to the Western Wiggles Splash. I thought she was going to tell the other one. That was better. Who? The Mike story.

Did you see that one? No, nigga, you didn't let me get there. I watched all this today. Enough about that. We can talk about Crip Mac fucking the homeless. I feel like that's an important topic that we should really, we should cast down a ruling. Like, is that okay or not?

And also, don't have to read another ad. Oh, they didn't send it yet. You're getting ads last minute like that. Last minute. Last minute. They're sending the ads during the podcast. Wow. Okay.

So I'm not going to hold you. I've never done it. But I've definitely been down bad enough. Yeah, right? Really? I definitely been down bad enough where I thought about it. I'm not going to hold you.

Who was the homeless woman that was tempting you? It wasn't like somebody tempted me. Were these the drug days where you were just like fucking? It makes sense. It definitely was like, huh. I could just slide by Los Angeles. Let me just drive past Skid Row. This is a nice little box.

Wait, but okay, there's two different scenarios I'm imagining. Number one is you're hanging out with a girl at a party or a club or a bar. And you find out she's homeless? And she either tells you that she's homeless or you just know that she's homeless. Like you have intelligence that you've gathered from being out in the community or whatever. Because there was, I remember a girl back in the day. I never got my dick suck by her, but I would hear all my homies had all got their dick sucked by this girl. And they called her hobo feet because she was like fucking this broke-ass, like fucking borderline homeless chick who slept in her car or some shit.

And she had dirty ass feet. That's gross. I guess she had the stupid dummy firetop. Because she was looking for somewhere to stay that night. And that would be the thing. And she would kick it with some of my homies. They'd be letting her sleep at their crib. Yeah.

She could shower. I'm not mad at that. Clean her feet. She would be trying to suck her away, like, to a bed. But I think she was too proud to suck dick for money. She would just be, like, sucking dick to, like, either stay at your crib or just because she was a fucking slut. It's a great transaction.

I mean, I support it. I mean, like, she can't look down upon girls suck a dick for money because at least they not homeless. I hate that I never met her. But like, all. You never got some top from Hobo feet? No, I didn't. about all my homies, we'd be talking about her top.

So you fuck Java the hut, but you wouldn't get top from a hobo feet. Yeah, you were crazy about that story. I never met her. If I met her, honestly, I probably would end up getting my dick slug because it sounded like pretty much everyone who met her got their dick slur. Okay, so y'all never seen that meme where it's a homeless lady, you sleep on a bitch, and she got the biggest ass and is hanging off the bitch. And they were like, shit, she needs somewhere to stay in the night.

They could stay with me. But you ever, you see homeless people with positive surgery. Shut the fuck up. Oh, I've seen it. What? just seems weird. It's like, whoa, at one point in your life, you had money to get those fake tits, and now you are on the street. Where the fuck you see a homeless lady with some fake titties in? Downtown, bro. She definitely working. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. No, bro. Because we were talking about that

before. Basically, like, no girl who's reasonable looking would ever be homeless because they're just going to sell pussy until they have a home or until they can get a motel six or whatever. You only really truly become homeless once you've used up and your pussy isn't even worth enough to afford a rental on a fucking room at the Cecil. Isn't that crazy? That is crazy. No, but like, nobody's buying dick unless you're a heart throb like a deal over here. Is that like the end all be all is just like, okay, if you're a girl who's about to go homeless, like you've got to suck some dick for some money? I think any girl would suck a dick before she got homeless. Yeah. Would you would you suck a dick before you got homeless? That's the ultimate question.

That's a $50,000 question. $50,000. Why? Because that's how much I'm charged as a suck of dick. On camera for only fans. The worst that I seen, though, bro, one time I bagged this girl at the club. And, bro, she instantly started like sending me nudes and shit like that. I didn't go forward with it.

But fast forward, I seen her on soft white underbelly. Shut the fuck up. She said, you a hobo news. I was like this. I seen on softball. white underbelly like real prostitute lining up rappers all type of shit I was like to fuck up

how many years you think went by between you hollering at her and then her being on soft like three four that's it damn time flies she became like a professional trick wow no I'm gonna show you like after the show who it was no I need to see but I was like what the fuck how many face tattoos

no hey that one it's crazy because there was this chick who was who was really trying to get on no jumper And then she stopped asking because I never responded. And he was like, you got to come a plug talk if you were interviewed. She was asking about that too. She's like, I want to be on either no jumper or plug talk. And I didn't respond because I didn't really want to do it.

You weren't interested? And then all of a sudden, boom, she's on softwatt underbelly. And I'm like, that's kind of crazy that she was like trying to get some clout as like a porn star slash like a rapper, I guess on no jumper. And then she ended up just being like, all right, I think I'll go on the show with all the crack. To me, that is the lowest of the low. If you fucking somebody on sophomore under Billy, like... But I feel bad for Mark because he doesn't... No, I'm being sharp.

Mark, Mark? Yeah, yeah, exactly. Mark doesn't want his platform to be known as only bums and crackheads, but... That was the whole point. He does a lot of that. And incest hillbillies. I watched one with a stripper girl the other day, just because I, like, I don't know, she kind of looked familiar. Some shit I just wanted to see what she was talking about.

And it was so boring because she was just like a regular-ass chick. She wasn't a meth head. She wasn't on fat. And all, I'm just like, what am I even watching you talk for? She never OD'd in the parking lot of the strip club and had to get resuscitated. I was, I'm like, sure, you've gotten your dick sucked by this girl before? Me? Yes.

Why? Good old hobo, he just seems like the type. He seems like the type that I let suck my dude. She seemed like the type that would suck out of his dick. Okay, well, I never got gonorrhea before, so. Have you only got SD? Not that I know of, at least. He's just living with it.

He thinks that's just normal. No, no, no, relax. He thinks the goop is normal. No, no, relax. The only time that ever happened in me, me was this girl text me and told me that I was the only one that she was with and that she got it she had chlamydia but then when I went to go get tested I didn't have anything so I don't know you're too strong evaporated the ketamine is so strong I don't think I just goes away

like that I used to think that I was immune no you definitely in immune now I know I'm not but I used to think he thought he thought the layers and layers of dirt was protecting his dick a lot of times I'll just shove a bunch of dirt in my pee hole and I'll use that as my protection my nigg But now, since I know how much all this fucking medical shit is now, I see, oh, my God. Yeah. This shit that I sent you earlier, my fucking ER visit? 10 G's. 15,000.

For just the one at one visit? My nigger. I'm up to like 12,000 right now. 15,000 for a fucking hospital. Hey, these lurking his girls' Instagram? No, that's a picture. You've got your girls' Instagram as your background on your phone. No, nigger, you niggas is crazy.

I got basketball shorts. Pause. We gotta bring Lady AD on here and ask her How would she feel if AD tried to poke her through the Do the basketball shoes? No, that's not Lady AD. I met Lady AD. No, I meant like, she's from the Fodies.

I didn't mean that, A.D. If I really wanted to do it, I think she'll let me. She's looking at you with the death stare. She's like, why are you acting? This is how you act when you're around Adam? Cool. Yeah, right. For my birthday, that's what I want to try.

Like, I think she should be there. Put my birthday, I want to poke you. Some guys want anal. Some guys want anal on their birthday. AD wants a basketball. Yeah, yeah. Okay. Wait.

Do you like how I, like, plugs you yesterday? Pause, but what? How I plugged you yesterday. With what? Remember we was doing the episode? I was like, you want to come on Plug Talk? Who was it? This girl, Swedish Bella, is her Instagram?

She sounds fire. She's 38. She's pretty hot. She, like, does not, like, 38 at all. You got huge fake cans. How big are we talking? This. G cups.

I don't even fucking know, but they're massive. I ask her. I say, What because she said she loved anal? I go, what percentage of the time you think you do anal? She goes 90%. She's a 90%. 95%

She's horny as foot. Like, I've never heard that. This nigga said, what do you do with your pussy? She's like, it's just there. She's like, it's too complicated. Huh? Yes, bro. It's too complicated.

Honestly, people out there, Patreon.com slash no jump rise. Drop it next week, right? And so then we made arrangements on there for her to come on plug talk and get fuck in the ass. Her husband's. I had to like, you feel me? By who? Her husband.

I used to fuck with this Asian girl, and she used to be off that, too. Get fucked on the bus. She loved it, bro. I never asked her, bro. But you was just like, fuck it. Bro, it was my, it was like my girlfriend at times, too. It's not the homeless lady? She had a whole apartment on Melrose.

When I think about the girl, like, who hurt my feelings, don't try to crick back me out. The girl who hurt my feelings the most in my life made me depressed when she broke up with me, I think a big part of it was the fact that I was fucking her in the ass probably more than her pussy for sure. And on an average night when we would go to the bar, she would have me fucking her in the ass and the pussy back and forth. Like she did not give a fuck, bro. Speaking of the fucking girls in the ass, Adam, you don't want to elaborate on that anymore? I was just been to, I was funny.

The shit gets worse, though. Okay, keep going. Keep going. You got to see the episode. They talk about some crazy shit. Well, look, me and Adam both fucked this one girl in the ass. And he fucked her in the ass first. And then like a couple weeks later or something,

she asked me to do it. And then I tried to take it out and put it in her place. She's like, no, no, no, no, what the fuck? And I was like, my bad, I didn't know. I'm not professional. And you want to know the craziest thing is the first time I ever hung out with Luna. I go, like, I had like, I'm about saying,

because you started on a random Friday night. And I'm, I had an interview on fucking, what's that? Saturday afternoon. What's that shit? Serious. Serious FM? I don't remember that fucking stupid. It was Jackie.

Chain and uh... yeah but it was gangstaboo and jacky chain had a podcast for a short period of time and they fucking have me on their podcast i just met lena she doesn't know that much about me so she's sitting on the couch while i do this whole interview as soon as i get done the interview this girl that me on house phone fucked in the ass walks into the room and it's super fucking awkward for a moment because i had fucked her in the ass like two days before was it was only awkward to you because i don't think anybody else even knew what was going to well it quickly became awkward for lena too because i told her oh i fuck that girl on the ass like two days again and house phone yeah and i don't even she probably didn't know houseboy

I think I probably told her that he did it too. And my black friend, Monta. This is my nigger friend. Was that your name back then, house phone? I was just the token black guy. Oh, hi, I'm Adam's black friend. Hey, how's it going? You want to surf?

Yeah, but that was lit. What happened to her? I don't know. Every once in a while, she got too woke. Really? Too woke to get fucked in the house? That's fucked up.

She don't just stop getting fucking. This shit is killing this country. Why do you put it back over here after you take a sip? I know, I was like. I was trying to keep out the way to camera. Nah, she was actually fire. I'm not going to her.

She gave like Megan Fox vibes. There's all these girls back in the day that me and house phone both fucked. And occasionally, I'll ask him. And I'll be like, yo, what's that girl's at?

That girl that we both got a dick stuck by in 2017. And he'll just be like, I have no idea. Or like she died or something. Let me ask y'all this, right? Habitically speaking, right? Okay.

Okay. If y'all already fucked her before, right? And then years later, she became homeless. Could you still smash it even though it was already a body? Stop it. You get what I'm saying? My main thing is not just being homeless because maybe it's her first day homeless and her body is still relatively intact.

My thing is if she's on meth, if she's twitching, if she has sores on her body, even really just the tent smell, like just her living in the outside smell. That's a turn off to me. You're driving by and you see her ass hanging off the bench. And you're like, hey, how you been? Listen, if I, listen, I would be completely honest. If I see that lady that was on that meme,

I'm picking her up. If the homeless lady looks like Kazumi, I'm smacking. Did you see that meme? They said, and you Missoumy? What was it? Did you see that one? He didn't see it yet.

I don't remember. It's Crip Mac being like, oh, that big booty Asian sit. Yeah, I'm a fucker and her pussy and her asshole. And it says, house phone talking about Kazumi's birthday party. shows the next one the guy's like this he's like can't can I kiss you and then she's like yeah that he goes and kisses her on the cheek

wait was he skimmy what do you think that no jumper out of context is slowly maybe taking the lead over no jump of memes I ain't gonna lie no jump of context is great but no jumper memes is on a jackshot clips is they just totally stopped they did I deactivated that they probably lost their password no jumper memes like I'm like Blasey try to crack it down I think it's somebody in the office bro because it's too good bro. They know too much about us. Who would you who would you who would you plan it on? I think

Yuri got too much to do it. No it ain't Yuri it's a wild card it's like it's like Kelvin or something whoever is doing it is honestly so much better at memes than anyone who works here and me even me it's way better than anything I could come up with they're better than anybody at me bro that shit is like it's crazy and they

on point every time I haven't seen a bad one no jumper context that uh no jumper short shit was fucking crazy you know the crazy thing about him is that he's very ambitious. He was going to make a vlog where he goes around Hashbrown town and films various things. So I was actually thinking I got to make a list of like

where I went to high school, where I fucking... Which Dunkin' Donuts, you got some head. I don't know if I'm going to be able to really like... Just go to City Hall and put A.D. named Ad. Just put my name to there. Just put my name somewhere in them over. Maybe get him to hang up some Hashbrown Town flyers. But that would really be a test of like how clever

this guy is if he's able to design a nice flyer telling people to rename Nashville Hashbrown Town. You should You should start a political movement. Honestly, I think you should like sign both of them niggas. To a meme deal where I get 20% of each meme? I mean, hey, maybe you get 15 and I get 5 for the idea. Oh, geez.

Sounds amazing to me. Very reasonable. 6-9, coming in for his cut. I think you should go back to fucking Nashua and you should run for fucking mayor or something. I definitely will go there. Okay, but you want to know what vlog you do watch? Everybody does porn every day. If you want to know what Hash Brown Town is like and what Adam 22's fan base in Hash Brown Town is like, there's a vlog that.

But there's also a vlog where it's like a meet and greet that I did at the skate park in New Hampshire in Hashbrown Town. And you get to basically like see all these different people coming through the line. So if I like it, I think is Malibu's most wanted. It might have been three or four years ago, honestly. Like if I was curious about that, if you were out there, you could look at that. And then you would see basically. How much bigger? How much bigger you think you've gotten in that time, though?

I don't know. You always wonder. But now when I go out, like when I was just in Vegas, I had so many more people hollering at me than ever before. That shit was one. That nigga, Duno was like Michael Jackson. I was going to say. Duno is so fucking famous.

Duno is like ridiculously famous. I had no idea. I knew he was lit, but I didn't know it was like that. Bro, when I'm talking about we could not take two steps without somebody being like, oh my God, this Duno.

Like whole families. But it's because it was a. bad bunny concert. I came up with that theory. I came up with that theory that the reason why this happened. There was a bad bunny concert and the UFC thing all right in the same perimeter. Right. So, you know, a lot of Duno's dynamic.

Duno dynamic. I feel as a whole, like a lot of people would recognize all this. Are you joking, bro? Oh, as a whole. And especially, I love seeing the people who would like, see me, see you, see Sharman. And you'd be like, oh, oh, oh. And I keep being like, this is this fucking, like. That's what happened when we're at the UFC thing.

And that shit was crazy. They're like, where's that? This AD! Because us together is like fucking Wootang clan rolling through. With a toxic avengers, remember? Well, yeah, but I don't know that they're real. What's the, like, what's the probability you're going to see all the fucking Wooten at one time? And why are we in Vegas?

Why am I even in Vegas? I'm almost never in Vegas. So, you know, it's like, everybody was just kind of like, wow. Yeah, a lot of the people that, like, see, see, we were kind of separated a lot of the time. So, like, you know, I'll see one person by myself. You're probably seeing other people by yourself. Yeah. See, I mean, it's weird because, like, when we went to Pensacola, we were together the whole time.

And that was kind of like the goal. But when you have that many people, it's kind of hard to pull that off, you know? And we were all, like, kind of doing our own thing. Just, I don't know. Well, you were really the one who was doing their own thing. As soon as he gets there. As soon as he gets there, he has me rent him a fucking motorized cart so he can get around. Okay, wait, wait, wait.

Fair play. Wait, wait, wait. In about 20 minutes, there's an Asian girl on the car with him. Yeah, that's a fact. Called out. Okay, wait. But let me. You definitely was gone to hold the whole trip.

No, no, no. I wasn't. Look, look, let me explain. So as soon as we get off the van, I'm just like, y'all niggas are walking full speed. And I'm like, I'm not going to be able to keep up with these niggas like this. Like, I'm literally limping trying to like at least like get up to half the speed that they're at. And they're fucking gone. So I'm like, dude, I need to get like a wheelchair or cart, something like that.

Fair enough. I'm literally not going to be able to like keep up with them. There is a thing that I notice when I'm in casinos and shit where I start walking really fast. Yeah, because you want to get in and out where you're doing. And because it's so fucking boring walking through the casino because it's so big. It's like an airport. You do the same thing.

Yeah, you start walking fast as fun. You speedwalk to get there. Yeah. I understood. I understood. But also, I sent you the money right there.

Don't act like you just rented it for me. Oh, but did you return it? Yeah, of course. I told you to bring that shit back. You thought I just fucking ran up on your car and just kept it. I kind of just leave it on the side of the road or something.

Bro, you think I'm that. You really think I'm that irresponsible, really? I don't know. I did see AD pushing you up a fucking elevator. Gotta make sure my boy right. That I mean I was going to leave it like on the side of the street. That's just crazy. People, everybody's seeing this is just holding this fucking scooter on the fucking,

and there's an elevator right there. Now, just know I did it by myself and you didn't even have to hold me up. I just really just hold on. You're saying that now because if you would have fell back. No, I know. You fell back on the elevator and a scooter. Holy shit. You're definitely going to the hospital.

Speaking of falling over, Trev, get your bitch ass in here, man. Come inside, Don't tell him. He was drunk as shit. Trev is drunk as fuck, literally going like this full speed, trying to kick, trying to tip me over in the fucking chair. Does the angle still look good after you just kick the table?

Sorry, sorry. But look, look, so there's two different versions on the fucking scooter, right? There's a turtle button. Sport mode. There's a turtle button, and then there's a bunny rabbit button. So I turned that bitch to Bunny Rabbit and I started chasing this nigga. I'm chasing this nigga on the scooter, right? Look, I'm chasing him on the scooter, right?

And there's like a little barricade right there so he doesn't see it. He's laughing and he's just backing up. He trips over the barricade, splashes alcohol all over himself. And I run him over with the fucking thing. With the scooter. I was so mad, bro. He literally was trying to tip me like a fucking cow. Yo, everybody was doing all kinds of different drugs all weekend.

fucking Blassey drinks lean on the way there and ends up passed out at 7 p.m. First day. Who else was doing drugs? Oh, hopefully Blasie doesn't get fired from his job for drinking a line of lean. He is his job. What you mean? What's you mean? That nigga was dead.

He went to sleep at seven on a Friday night. I didn't go to sleep till four in the morning. What the hell are you? Speaking of drugs, meth, man. What were you doing? Get the goose. Get the goof out. I was on a drug called roulette, my friend.

I lost $10,000. I've seen AB win like fucking $3,000. Might have been more like $8 or $9, but yeah, we didn't do too good. Josh left up $1,600. What's you mean? He made $1,600 playing a roulette and then walked off. Hey, house phone was literally like, we're gambling. Me and Duno, bro.

This Duno's first time, bro. Halfone's like, oh, my God, bro. We was going crazy. Yeah. We turned the whole fucking office out because we had Kelvin and Bossa playing roulette. They never fucking did it before. They're fucking, you see them doing the weird addict behavior where they can't leave it alone and shit. I'm like, oh my God, did I just get these fuckers addicted to this shit?

I'm not going to say nothing, but somebody in the office was sniffing Adderall. Wait, what? What's doing what? Sniffing Adelowel. I'm not going to say who. Not Josh? Nope. Not me either.

Josh is an Adderall head. I'm just saying, I said sniffing it? It was like, yeah. I was like, all right, you niggas is taking this trip too far. So you're like kind of snitching, but not really. Yeah, I really want to know who now. I'm not going to say it. I'm taking it to the grave.

Who are you hanging out with? T.rell, I can't see him doing that. I wasn't hanging out. It's just somebody just told me. Speaking to Terell, T.Rell was not having it with Josh, man. Terell was mad as well. I feel like that's going to get discussed tomorrow. Ah, okay.

Look, you don't want to talk about it. I don't want to have that. Hey, Adam Lokey was like, I don't want no smoke. Josh does the bookings. Let me tell you something. He's do my nigger under the book. Sure he did. If you guys want to get some fucking views on your podcast tomorrow,

have T.R. We don't need the-Rowell reiterated some of the conversation. Now, we don't need no fucking views, bitch. We do good views, nigga. It got a little too heated. Fuck you talking about. But I don't want to. You said he's trying little boy-ass, nigger.

I'm just giving you some advice. If you want to have a passionate conversation on your podcast, bring that shit up. But look, look. T-R-R-Came in a hat yesterday. What's that? He came in yesterday hot, too? Again? Again?

I can't wait. You're not doing it tomorrow at the end of the day. Okay, listen, since everybody just left T-Rail, you know what I'm saying? Me, me the big bro, you know what I'm saying? I went to go. Oh, yeah, yeah, I forgot. I was watching bad bad. No, look, look, we all linked.

And once he explained it, I was like, I feel you. He was 100%. Like, I felt it. It should have been better organized, for sure. It was his kid's birthday. He came on the trip, bro. I understand why it was emotionally charged. That's some real shit.

But honestly, though, like... Because he was my kid, I wouldn't have came. I'm gonna keep a shit. Oh, Jesus. When I actually realized what his itinerary was, that he was like, basically had to be there all day, Friday. Flew in late Friday night and then had to be out like super early Sunday morning. Yeah, I was kind of like, goddamn.

Like, I probably would have just skipped it if I were you. But, I mean, it did show like... It shows the commitment. How much he gives a fuck. I mean, honestly, even in that fucking heated conversation that I'm talking about, that was a big part that I got from it is that T-Rell has a lot of love for us. So that niggins, he banged on y'all today. It was yesterday.

Yes, yeah. Rich out, Jim, real. Josh ain't like it. He's like that. I'm feeling that at all. I felt that. Josh wasn't 100% happy with it. Don't let him talk about it too much without Josh having a mic.

You're not going to be there. You're going somewhere. Oh, I'm saying, you know what I'm going? Where? Disney. You're like, I'm staying at the crib. that convenience. Josh.

Adam's sister, book the tickets now. You're going to let pretzel stick man come in here and fucking violate you without even being here to respond? Maybe you can FaceTime in. We weren't on camera yesterday.

Yeah, we got to get the Zoom. Adam was waiting for the title to come up. Can I come on at the end of? If yesterday was on camera, we would maybe not put it out. It was a little too huge. You don't want to go. Any of like crackers?

Or bitch-ass niggas. No. He did? No. There wasn't any racial commentary, which I was really happy about because at a certain point, I was like, I was like, could this get there? You know he's watching right now, too. He was like, and I ain't going to lie though. We go to the shit. And Josh was like, hey, Trem. He was like, give me the fucking little bitch ass, niggins. Because Josh just came out of nowhere like, oh, hey, T, Ray. He said, hey, James. Give me a little your fucking bitch ass, nigger. I was thinking about it in all my years of employing people. I don't think I ever, I don't think I ever seen somebody coming that hot. Are you crazy? I was the week before I was

screaming at you. Yeah. It was worse than that? Yeah. Me and you have gotten into it pretty bad too. Not even close. Really? I thought me living at you was the worst shit ever. Not even close. Really? Damn. Damn. Because I was like Adam, you bitch-ass, nigga? I thought, I thought, I thought Tiro got it on his system already. It was that bad? The passion.

shit it was a passionate it gotta be bad bro because then nigga Kiki was like AD like he's like everybody was like Hey Chil I had the call house phone I had the call

Kiki no Kiki deserves some credit because Kiki was definitely monitoring the situation Big ski making sure that it didn't get too hot Big ski is asleep on the couch right now but it was that bad

God damn it was a thing so like it was towards both y'all Or it was just mainly Josh. I really got left out of it, which. Josh said 100% him. Did you grab your gun?

Did you think about it? He's like, I'm going to fucking pop. What do you say? No violence. I've been to pop this nigger. I'm not going to repeat it. Don't say anything. We ain't going to be messy.

We ain't going to be messy. I'm going to pop this nir. No. You're not going to talk to me like that buccaroo. I'm from a meat street. It's a Hasbrown and I'll kill you. Hey, Bucco. Bro, okay.

Y'all want to know what me, Duno, and T.Rail did the entire day all day Saturday? Yes. We sat in the room. First of all, we ran up the room service on John's car. I heard you were sitting around watching Kate Flock. He says coming out of your voice. We ran up the room service. We had to Google Josh's last name to get to.

to get you googled it you googled Josh no jumper we had to get the last name ran it up I'm snitching around ourselves right now no no no but literally we just sat there and talked and talked about the funniest shit the whole entire day you T. Rell and Duna

literally we didn't do anything no we did that Friday too yeah but I'm saying literally we we woke up I came to a day room and literally we just sat there and talked the entire day because y'all niggas were out gambling doing all types of shit in the daytime before to fight I'm like, nigga, I'm not trying to tire myself out before we got to go to a UFC fight.

I was just sitting at a table betting money. I didn't feel that tired. I thought you were like bouncing around like going all these different places and shit. Oh, really. Bro. It was crazy seeing Sharp in his environment. Oh, God. Do we even want to touch on that?

Sharp walking down the street on the strip? Do we touch on this yes or no, AD? This fool. You guys saw more of it than I did, I think. Bro. What you can talk about? Give me your analysis. Yeah.

That's his environment. I just felt like everybody was mad Friday. That's my assumption of the whole no-jury. I was having a great time until that. I was like, oh, this is too much. Until what? All right. Bro, so I'm going to keep it light.

You should keep it 50-fifth Street. You can't throw the other nigga under the bus. All right. So, boom. No, I'm just kidding. I'm not throwing one under the bus. But look, so, nigger, we out as a squad. You know what I'm saying?

We mobbing around. You feel? and they holding me up on the escalator. This one, all this, this funny shit's happening. So we already dying laughing or whatever. We get to the fat burger, bro. Okay.

I don't know what happened, but niggas just came into the fat burger hot. Like just, you're talking about T. Real came in hot? No, these niggas came into fat burger tripping. It was like a group of girls that was like maybe like, you know, on a fucking birthday dinner or something like that.

The girls came in hot, like, mad? No, no, no. The girls were already stationed. There were already sitting in there. It was like five women. It was like five women there probably, you know, girls night out, whatever. Let's go get some fat burger.

I don't know what. Do you remember what sparked it? I do know what sparked it, but. I do know what sparked about once. Okay. Sharp just came in just on one. Like, just like. The end result was sharp screaming at you.

But it's like, you could tell they were trying to ignore him, like trying to like keep talking to each other. He's like, I've been slapping bitches and this fat burger before it was even a fat burger, bitch. Yeah.

This is my motherfucking city, bitch. And then the work. And all you fat-looking bitches. None of you, none of you bitches. I couldn't even make no money with you bitches,

except for the one over there in the corner, baby girl. Me and you could have made some money, baby girl. They got up and left. He's like, this is my fucking town. This is my fucking town, bitch. And then the worker would start tripping.

Wait, wait, wait, no, no, no. He's like, bitch, you work a fat, no, no, no, look, this is what happened. This is what happened. So T. T. rel was trolling her, right? T. T.rell was like, yo, like, let's get some fries.

That sharp was the one that said it because she spins around and she's like, well, maybe if you buy some fries, then I'll fucking give y'all something. Like, she was over it. Right? He was like, bitch, he's $100. He's like, bitch, buy some fries. Bitch, I'll buy 10 times worth of fries and not eating out of a single salty motherfucker fucking fried, bitch. You work at Fat Burger, bitch. Go get a real job, bitch.

This is my motherfucking city, bitch. I've been slapping bitches in this motherfucker since he was a McDonald's. since burgers was 50 cents bitch No he ain't lying Bro going digital I'm sitting there like this I'm like nigger I hop on my cart And I scoot away

I'm like man this takes a lot to make 80 shut up Yeah Wow No honestly though it was so entertaining But I was just like damn man This nigga really liked that for real in real life Wow

So shout out to Sharp man Sharp also showed us a lot of hospitality I mean hey we wanted to see him in his environment We wanted to see what he was really like out there I just felt like everybody was angry Friday Listen, I'm not going to lie. I think that that was probably... 80% of the squad was angry.

I was chilling. That was probably the best introduction I could have had because that was the first time me and Sharp met in real life, too. Oh, really? But I know that y'all, y'all got to realize I'm only here Tuesdays and now Thursdays. Okay. with me, Blasey, and Yuri to make sure we got it downpacks.

But you think you like Adam 22. Wait till you see Adam 22 as a co-host. I just sort of sit there. I've heard it. I've heard it before. You break all the fucking rules. I make some jokes. That he gets on his phone.

He interrupts. Catch a Pokemon. Oh, Jesus. That's what you get to do when you're the boss. Shout to Blasie, man. Blasie. Shout out to Crip Jesus. And also Blasey.

Shadda. Blasie is one of my favorite guys. Part of the team now. I swear to God. He honestly is like one of the most loyal niggas I ever met. I mean, you know, Crip Jesus said,

or, oh boy said loyalty isn't real, but. Is Blasie not from a gang? No. Can he work for no jumper then? Can he be part of the squad? He's here already?

Yeah, he's literally here every Thursday. I know. I just, like, I feel like you guys don't want to let anyone in who's not a gang banger. Huh? Who was you guys?

The gang squad over here, yeah. You guys are trying to turn this into fucking the Warriors. I bonded with Blassie, man. That's my guy. I told him a lot of. All right.

Nick, go ahead. Okay, look. So I... With your gay self. So look, so then... All right. So then, boom, we finally go to the actual UFC fight. I don't know if any of you guys, like, realize this, but I was having...

I was having, like, real difficulty with this, that whole situation, because they were just tripping on me about the scooter. And I'm like, nigger. Like, at some point, I just got over it, bro. And I just, like, I sat in the fucking corner and watched it from the corner because I was just fucking over it. Did you throw me a glizzy? I did throw you a glizzy.

UFC. not being inclusive to the wheel chairbound community. I ain't a lot. I kind of got, I kind of like felt bad when you came to the table. And the guy was like, move this scooter. This thing that house phones started tripping on him.

He's like, still talk to me like that, man. No, God. I'm a person. Like, you niggas got me fucked up, bro. I've never been so concerned about ableism before. That shit's wrong. Me either until it happened to me.

And I'm like, yo, you niggas. This how you've been. Well, I've been caught out before. I'm like, this how y'all been treating the handicapped, you got us fucked up. SMH. No, I definitely got into it with a, I actually got into it with a bunch of people, actually.

Really? Because people just, okay, old white people kept making jokes to me, like, huh, don't drink and drive. Bitch, I'm not drunk. See, y'all thought that was funny. But like, okay, imagine like nine different old white people saying that to you. Nine.

But I swear to God, bro. No, no, no. Hey, you were like this, bunny rabbit mode. Operation Kill. Switch to bunny rabbit mode. No, no, no, no. You know, no, I don't know if y'all saw this, but I had to, I tweaked on this lady. Bunny rabbit.

You got ex-famous mother. Bonnie rabbit, though. No, listen, listen. You know somebody in bingo. Listen, listen. So we get in, we go to where the floor seats is at. First of all, nigga, the floor seats is literally in foldable chairs. Oh, my God.

And it was packed in like sardines. We're paying like 800 bucks a ticket or some shit. To sit in a foldable chair. I got 80s arm overlap in my hall. Literally, niggas is sitting like this. Duno's arm overlapping my whole other arm. I ain't gonna lie. One point, I had something I said,

nah, nigga. We ain't doing that. That's the crazy thing is to realize that, like, a lot of celebrities and shit are sitting like that too. That's just like third world conditions sitting in those fucking chairs, bro. I'm literally lapped up with a nigga.

I don't even know. You really got Pete Davidson sitting there with his arm fucking overlapping over MGK. That's all bad. He's like breathing fucking on my neck and shit. Like, we was that close. The worst, bro, was the movie theater, bro. Me and Duno sat next.

of each other. What? He was fart next to you or something? No, bro. We were all spread out in our chair. My nigga,

me and Duno said the handicapped section. We didn't even use half the tickets. Me and Duno sat in the handicap section. I know. And I spilled nacho cheese on.

Why was everybody trying to be handicapped on this trip? What's going on? It wasn't trying, I really was handicapped. No, I know. No, look, look.

A.D. sitting in the handicapped seat. That's a Crip thing. Because it's a Crip. Yeah. So look, so then look, we pull up, right? We pull up and like,

Y'all niggas was walking so fast that I was, I was on turtle mode still, so I wasn't on full of Bunny Rabbit mode. Y'all niggas walking so fast. I'm trying to see which way y'all went, right? So then the one lady is like, I'm like, yo, like, I can't be too far away from this shit. Like, if I got to go use the bathroom. Like, I'm not trying to be like limping over to the shit. She's like, yeah, it's fine.

Like, just pull it over to the right. Like against the wall, you'll be fine, right? I get out the shit. She's like, who's chair is this? This is somebody else. Who's chairs this? Who's chair is this? I'm like, it's mine.

It's like, this is a fire hazard. You can't park. You can't park right here. And I'm like, somebody literally just told me five seconds ago I could park right here. So whatever, right? So then I go move, right? And then I realized that y'all literally are sitting in the smack dab middle of the row. And I'm like, oh, my fucking God, I got a fucking, like nine people had to get out of the row for me to get in.

The chairs are so close together that as I'm walking through, like the people that I'm walking by, they don't want to stand up to let me through. my whole ass is in their fucking faces. It felt like plug talk available at onlyplugtalk.com. It's like my ass is fully in these people's faces as I'm walking through. Oh, no. Dana, give me some fucking leg room. Look, I wasn't having that because, like, nigga, I'm already handicapped. I'm not going to be tripping over you, motherfuckers for y'all not to, like, because y'all

want to move out the way, right? So look, so then I swear to God, maybe about eight or nine people move out of the way so I can go sit next to Adam, right? So there's an old drunk white lady at the end with her husband. I see her getting ready to tell this joke whatever she's about to say. I see her like warm. I see her warming herself up to tell whatever joke she's about to tell, right? I'm completely trying to ignore her.

And she goes and she taps me on the shoulder. She's like, hey, all right now, if you're going to be coming in and out, I'm going to have to charge you 15 bucks every time you go in and out, all right? He was like, bitch shit, you're fucking. I completely ignore her. I'm literally holding on to the chair. I won't fall. I'm like limping through.

Oh, you were on the edge, huh? Yeah, look. And then she like touches me again. I was like, don't you fucking touch me, white woman? I literally like tweaked on her because I'm like, if the rolls are reverse and my black ass, all these face tattoos start touching and being all up in some white woman's area is not a go, bro. You might get pop.

Yeah. So I'm like, bro, I had it like, like, I'm sorry, but like white people are just so abrasive. I mean, just some people in general, just abrasive. and they're just Passberry on town The man Like I'm like bro Like get the fuck off of me

I don't want to hear your joke Don't touch me I don't know you Get the fuck away from me UFC is like a family vibe Everybody's having fun You're not my family Get the fucking away from me

Especially when you're sitting In these nice seats up front Everybody wants to be like Joking around with each other You know Everybody was really like talking to us a lot It felt like a real community I'm trying to watch the damn fight

And I talk to some old white lady Trying to make a joke And you know it's funny Her husband was like See I told you Yeah. Like, stop fucking making jokes to niggers. Was her husband Bill Gibson?

Her husband was white. No, but for sure, there's a lesson to be learned there, which is, like, white people, if you're going to be sparking up a conversation with a random black person, that's cool. Just random people in general. Steer clear of the, like, slightly edgy little, like, racial jokes, because it just usually doesn't really, like, go that well. Well, it wasn't even nothing racial. It was just, like, she just all.

all in my face. I can barely even stand up. I'm holding on to the chair trying to squeeze through and you're trying to tell me some stupid-ass joke about how you're going to charge me money. What does she would have said? Hey, that's not racial. No, what was she was like? My nigga Snuffy, Carona at a chinky concert. What would you say? Would you laugh here? She said that. Speaking of Rona, that was another thing too. I was like, bro, I'm sitting so close to people. I feel like you was the only person with a mask on this one. That was the best thing about Vegas is no mask for the whole weekend and then I get back to L.A. and there's no mask here either. I had a mask on the entire time.

Not me. I'm fucking free as a bird now. I was scared as fuck. That should beat my ass the first time. I heard they might have a new Omnicron. A new strain? Yeah. We got one?

They're talking about it. I don't know how valid it is. Jesus Christ. I'm over it. Me too. Give me sick. I don't give a fuck. Okay, you can't say that, bro.

What if it's like stronger than any fucking one that they had before? I'm smoking strong. Well, yeah, no, that was fun. But then, like, I had to get the fuck out of there, bro. I had too much anxiety. It was too enclosed. I felt like the COVID was just flying. around my favorite thing definitely would have been about it okay favorite moment of the weekend just

another one that popped into my head old white guy comes up to val it's probably two o'clock in the morning we're in the valet area outside the hotel that was just standing there with a du rag on looking stoic as fuck and this guy this old white guy comes up puts his fucking arm on vell's shoulder goes hey where are you from vel goes on his shoulder he puts his arm on his shoulder and says to vell hey where are you from bell goes long beach guy goes fuck Long Beach what what the fuck

and Vell just starts laughing and they'll go ha ha ha ha ha I would have laughed too Adam he just said fuck Long Beach Vell's looking at him

I almost pulled my phone out I thought he was about to go World Star on this motherfucker and then fucking the guy goes into like full like apology like explanation mode like oh yeah well it's

I'm just saying I've been to Long Beach one time and this happened He would have said, fuck Compton. He would have woke him next to Tupac's house. Me and you both. I would have been on-Kuh. If you would have said fuck Hach Browntown, what you would have did?

Oh, hell no. I'm on-kuh. Okay, wait, so what was his reasoning of why he said that? I don't know. It was kind of confusing. He got mugged there one time. You know, Adam was watching it. His mind floated to porn in his head.

I wonder who can I shoot. Maybe I could do porn with this old white guy. Adam was paying attention and start thinking about. You know he just daydreases. He's like, hmm. Can I hear you with a plug talk fast? Let's go. A little fact.

But episode that we put out this week on Plug Talk, Jane Wilde, we banged this girl a bunch of times together over the years. But me and you? No, me and Lena. She did a move where she was on my dick facing away from me, and she spun around so she was facing me without ever taking the dick out. She's like, check. You never had that before?

She's like, I have a trick. You never had no girl do that to you before. I don't know, maybe, but she made sure to call attention to it. You never heard Trina say that? I could spin around and keep the dick still inside. I don't believe her. She said that. She's just talking.

But the whole thing about it, I fuck Trina. No, I'm just saying. Yo, relax. Shady Room is going to, like, post a clip with this tomorrow. If I had fucked Trina, I would be telling the story. There's no way I could hold that in. She was like the freakyest bitch of all time? Was she?

Back then. Or was she just rapping about it? I'm saying she would rap about being the freaky's weird. She said, I got a fat pussy for a cock son. I'm not going to give you head if you want to fuck you're going to have to fuck my fat pussy That line always boggled my mind I still didn't get it maybe I'm not miss interpreting it yeah I think so because I still didn't get it It's like you reading the news never he said he said my n eh So when YG said my err you know what's crazy he has me read the regular shit and he reads this

stuff. I'm like, Quentin Tarantina. You take over the, you take over the internet. She's crazy. Quentin Tarantina. Bro, bro, it never fails. He's like, you read this one. I'll be like,

that's not true, by the way. Okay, wait, wait. I just read the first one and then you read the second one. Usually. No, sometimes you're like, let me read this one. I don't tell him what order to put it in. So you tell him you ain't never said, let me read this one. Shut out to Vasi.

She is a woman of color and she could easily easily put the, the, and G racial stuff. second, I encourage her too. So I can stop saying, and like, do you really want to lead the news with edgy racial? Like, you know, you might want to start, warm it up first. We don't put a lot of thought into what order

we're going to talk about stuff. Although there is probably like, you want to put the spicy shit in the beginning probably. But we usually, I would say actually we probably usually put the less interest and stuff in the beginning. Do we never do topics on here anymore? We just fucking, we just go for it. I don't think I wrote anything down. I said like a couple, but like... I feel like, like Cam

She used to really like enforce that. I don't think so at all. I think I was the topic. Yeah. I was trying to give her props. You're obsessed with her? It's my own girl. That's the old girl.

Yeah. She always comes to my Twitch. She shows love. Really? Shout out to Blasey though. Blassey brought 75 people to my shit. Do you rate it? I need to start rating.

Blasey had a fucking 75 person rate. He had 75 person. He had 75 people come to come to my shit. What's he doing Twitch? I think design and like just talk shit. Oh, that's sick. He said he was going to start it after coming to the crib. That's a good idea, though.

I was doing it before, honestly. Doing graphic design on Twitch with you in the corner. Yeah. That would be awesome. Like, I've actually never watched that. Yeah, like, say, I don't know, fucking Yuri wanted a tent talk shirt and he just starts designing the Yuri shirt. Well, I swear I the smells a vodka out of nowhere, bro.

Like, this nigga. He's farting vodka. Dude, I almost got to fight this morning. What do you mean? Oh, on the freeway. Stop the white crime. So I'm driving down the street. Tell me how you would play the situation if this happened to him.

Go ahead. I'm driving on the street in my car. and there's a fucking guy on a motorcycle who's like trying to get between me and the other car and I'm not noticing that he's there because I'm not fucking paying attention to the fact that there's a motorcycle guy right here. My perspective on it,

if you're one of these motorcycle guys that wants to go between two cars when you're driving, it's like if it's open, you get to do it. But you don't get to bitch and freak out on the drivers if they just so happen to be so close together that you can't get through. Yeah, that's not.

Don't you agree? It's not on me to make sure there's enough room for you to fucking get through here. So anyway, this guy gets pissed off that me and this other car are like too close together even though it's totally accidental in him. It's not intentional. Wait, was he on a Harley or like a regular, like?

It was like a Harley style thing. He's an old white guy, but I'm gonna be real with you. Like, I know a little bit about the motorcycle world. This guy was a bitch. He was not like a dude who was gonna like really do anything. And. No.

I am a guy who protects myself. I was ready to go. Not in sex. I'm not going to elaborate but if this guy really wanted to issue we could have a whole issue so I'm really really not worried about it right

and so he fucking comes right up to my fucking mirror and he starts fucking tapping on my window shut the fuck up and saying like bar bra braw I don't even know what the fuck he said but I listen for like two seconds I don't know he's mad because of me and this other car are close together but I listen for like two seconds I realized that

he's yelling at me because I was fucking too close to this other car I've never had anyone saying anything like this guy before and I I realize what he was saying. And I say, hey, suck my dick. Fuck you. Fuck you. I'm just, are you watching?

Your hands off the wheel. And he is so mad. And he's just, he's just screaming at me. And he tries to, like, kind of swerve a little bit in front of my car. But then the light turns green. And he can't fucking get his bike and drive. So he's just stuck there. But he's not even that close to my car.

So I just swerve around him. And I just take it. off and he tries to fucking come after me and then he catches me at another red light and he tries to yell at me some more and I just fuck you, fuck you, do something do something. I just, you know, said that a couple times and that was it.

And I was just thinking, he's kind of like pointing like, he wanted me to pull over. I'm not pulling over on the side of the road to fight you. To fight this old fucking douchebag. It was weird though, man. What would you have done? I would a swerve, ran him off the road and say, fuck you, and we're good. And kept pushing.

Ride him, push him off the road, especially because I'm dropping a loaner right now. Yeah, would you have risk the rental by smack it into his? It's not even my car, so I don't even have to deal with it if I got fucking damage done to the car. OG suicide in the building. Yeah, I feel like you could have just hit him. Live show coming soon. I didn't say.

I definitely was thinking of it. You're so transparent. You see the gears grinding in his head. You just look at AD and you know what he's thinking. I'm like, dude. He has no poker face What we're talking about? About how you should have fucking

You should have hit him with your car Honestly If I ran out of the road I'd probably would have done that Just a little gangster For an 80 Yeah yeah I think it would pay off

I don't like this Come on Adam man Adam bro you doing too much bro Don't do that shit with me in the car You're gonna run the old man over there The cops are gonna go Get off the car nigga I'm gonna be like

It was him. Officer, he made me switch spots, sir. He kidnapped me. He made me give him a podcast. He killed a dog. Officer, this is not the first time he showed signs of road rage, okay? Bad, he did give him a podcast.

So the nigga didn't bust your windows out, nothing crazy? Like, he just kept the pushing. He busted my coochian asshole open. Oh, my God. Oh, fuck. At least it wasn't no gay joke with me today You guys both watch the Lupe and CMAQ interviews Are you joking? I watched it today

Neighborhood, bro How'd you feel? You said that you thought that the CMA interviews were getting old and I should slow down Who I said that? But then you said this was a classic I said that or he said that No, I just said don't exploit the niggas like every

fucking week you're coming out here bro Eight interviews, big deal But I was just saying Who else have you done eight? I don't think that's what I'm saying I'm like, bro don't water CMA ground down They're saying he's my boozy

bro as soon as the interview started he was like how many times you have me on this motherfucker that's what I'm saying I wouldn't even thought about it but then he brought it up yeah bro it just seems like every two weeks you like let's do it again I'm like bro he always has something new to talk about I'm trying to like slow it down a little bit more

I ain't gonna lie though that shit about fucking Lupe sneaking in the lion cage was funny yeah what the fuck and pet and sea lions and all the time she gets in the in the lion cage like neighborhood bro Yo, Kripak doing his impersonation of her in general is so funny. It was, but see, I liked it too because it really wasn't just like a, uh, a KripMack interview.

You know what I'm saying? You have to meet a bunch of homies. I feel like, now, if you did him alone later down the line, then that's just going to be another classic. A gangster panel. No, but I'm saying. That's what it felt like, because we had all these. He took the high road like he was putting his homies and shit on.

That shit was dope. Right. Yeah. Shout to my nigga T-4, man. Are you going to have Lupe on at the end of the, day? He does a great idea. It's up to T. Rout.

Maybe. I forgot about that. I'm just saying. Just the fuck up sometimes. All he's got to do it. He's got to be the one to issue the yes or the no. Like we ain't talk about this in the group chat. Suck-ass nigger, man.

How can I not talk about it here? Now, he comes back tweaking on YouTube. Oh, yeah. I'm going to tell a nigga tomorrow. Man, I'll try to. I want to see if T-Rell has said anything in the group chat since we started this. I want to see. Hey, listen.

He definitely watching. T-Rill might be one of the funniest motherfucker as I ever met in my life, bro. This nigga just, I'm telling you, like, he was telling me and do know some stories I cannot repeat. Ooh. He was telling us some of the craziest stories. I'm just like, bro, what?

Street shit. Street shit, tiger shit. Just all the time. I'm still waiting to hear those stories. He promised me. Bro. He said, not on camera. Yeah, I know.

He was letting him fly out. He was going to be like this. No jumper clips. I just know one-on-one with T-Rail. And he's still. And he's been recording. Sneaky with the phone out. I'm going to be recording like a Custer.

Like Custer. Wow. You get what I'm saying? Would you at least? I just wanted to make sure. How's Blue Foria coming? It's great. About three songs in?

Bluephoria? Damn. Can I come around for Blue Foria? So are three songs in. It's amazing. The best. No, the U and CEMAC tape is Blue Foria. It's the Mac Stitch and I'm ready to attack.

Would you do a song with CMA where you went back and forth, like on the verse, like rapping and then he's rapping and then back and forth? Like on some Detroit style type of shit? That's more house phone style. If you do something, then, he'll charge you up there. He's definitely charged house. Do a video with him, bro.

You'll go viral as fuck. It's worth it. I guarantee you. I respect the fucking Jesus. Let's do it live. Get CrimC. Jesus on the track as well. DMC make right now and say,

I need a verse and watch what you tell you. I can make it happen for you. Listen, Crip Jesus was so inspiration. Would you really? Look, what if you try to say? charge you like 20 racks. He'll definitely charge you $5,500 right now. No way.

Yeah, he would. I got $500 for the Krip Mac verse with Housephone, though. Would you get it? You got to get on it and like emce it, like DJ Call at it. You're not going to DJ Caled at a song? Nah. Damn. Blogtalk.com.

I think you need to stand on your own too. With Crip Mac, of course. No, but because you played us some songs. I don't even know if they're out, but like, Housephone has some fire fucking music. My nigga on the way to fucking roll. a little loud, that nigga was playing heat. And I love the thing about

his style is kind of like he raps and he just takes it like a little bit farther, a little bit gayer than the average rapper. He'll just hit you with like a little bit of like a suss bar that like even your most famous line

she think I'm famous as you're sucking on my anus is like you're talking about literally getting your asshole sucked. I mean that's like kind of. RMC Mike probably is not going to say that. Rio as out there as Rio was Rap about beating his bitch But he ain't gonna rap about getting his ass

No shit like B. F.B. did it. What? B.A.B. the Pac-Man did it. He had a song about getting his ass ate He's like you though You think he took your style Stop it no He's been messy today Yeah, right? He was out with this thing No jumper clips

He came out fatter Fishing for content I don't know gayer maybe Why you keep throwing the gay car The gay agenda onto me It's BFB get Like is he like He got a whole family

Not like gay but like does he like Does he say gay jokes? Like sus jokes? Who says the gayest shit on tracks? I don't know. I don't know. That's a good one. That's a really good question.

Nah, yeah. But no, I'm definitely willing to say some funny ass shit on the track because I want the reaction of like us all being in the van. I'm playing the music and they're literally laughing as like, you know? Because I'm saying some crazy shit. I think you got it is this.

That's what I was saying. He was like, you know when you do the mixtape but house phone you're never going to be able to be a serious rapper again. I'm like, housewoman's a rap. Because I was telling. No, it's true, though, because when AD, like, got around me. Because you got to think, like, I still don't talk game. In AD's life, as far as I'm concerned, there's basically two errors.

Like, there's not like 17 errors. No, you know how in the by or in the world? In the Bible. It's BC and AD, ironically. And the AD is the modern time. The BC is before that. BC for him. Before Crippin?

No. Ben Cripping was before he started to fuck with no jumper. And then the new era of his life as a podcaster and stuff. Now, a cynic could divide his life into even more chapters. Like, you could have, like, the baby period. You could have, like, the rapper period. I never was a baby. Oh.

He was born 12. He had the rapper period. He had the street period. He had the Gigolo period. He was born 12. You could really divide the 80 timeline a lot more, maybe. I watched the entire timeline today. No, I know the timeline.

The timeline is crazy. You come in every morning and give us the timeline. I pieced it together. Yes. Nah, his inner monologue is strong. I don't feel like there's, I thought about watching that video and I'm like,

but it's so good. I know. You got to watch it. He interviewed you. It's so good. I know your story. Nigna, interview I talked about selling dick for $75.

And shit, we didn't talk about none of that shit. That's the whole thing. No, you got to watch that community. Nah, bro, that shit was fire, bro. I really felt like I stepped away from that,

like really knowing more about it. You know why I did that, bro? Huh. Because two people were arguing in my fucking while I was alive. In the chat. Back and forth. The nigga asked me, he said he was 22 years old,

and he was like, hey, I don't know what I want to do. You know, I want to do some shit. And, you know, can you just give me some advice? And I was like, like, nigga, work hard, make sure some shit happen. And you feel me like, like, if I could do what you can too. And the nigga was like telling him like, you need to be realistic. It ain't going to happen. Fuck that realistic shit.

Bro, but they were arguing back and forth about that. And I said it hit me in a sore spot because I was like, My family was telling me be realistic. Same. Go get a fucking job. You know what I'm saying? But some people, be where I'm at.

Some people, if you tell them it ain't happening, you're just doing them a favor. Because there's a lot of people out there who waste a lot of time and a lot of money trying to be a rapper. And then they fucking at one point just realized like, oh shit, like maybe I can make more money doing this. Maybe I don't need to be in front of the camera. Maybe I could have a clothing line.

Maybe I could be a manager. Maybe I could do something else in the music business. outside of just being a rapper. So I do sometimes, I feel you on that because obviously in this case they were wrong and you have potential as a rapper and a podcaster and a porn star. But I feel like sometimes telling somebody that is just looking at. Well, this is what I said. I said whatever comes natural to you.

So I feel like a lot of people like, they don't really want to be rappers. Like they don't wake up and be like, damn, I got bars in my head. They want to be rich and famous. Yeah, that's it. So that's your motive. Like you're never going to make it to that point like that. So I said, if something comes natural to you, to me, that's God's gift. Go ahead and go for that.

And no matter what nobody says, and I said, people project their fears on you and they'll failures. And I'm like, nigger, like, if you watch a Kanye documentary, he's like, man, I don't want to be just Jay Z little homie. My dreams is, you know what I'm saying? Somebody in Kanye's position right there. Like, nigga, you signed to the biggest rapper in the game at the time. He didn't give a fuck.

That could have been the end of the story. And everybody would be like, you know what? That nigga made it. And he's like, nah, my shit is bigger than that. Like, so I always looked at my shit. And the timeline, if you look at the timeline, I basically, like, me being certain places at certain times, it just led to other shit. Even like the podcast, like, if I didn't meet you at this so-called video shoot, I wouldn't

have got the interview with you. You wasn't searching for an AD interview. Like, Nick, I'm saying, Adam, can you do an interview with me? You got to, you know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying? Like, everything turned to, like, the thread, and it made all this shit happen. So, like, everybody was like, goddamn, that shit's crazy. But I guess the thing I was saying is that there's this modern era of AD rapping,

and I'm sure that the majority of the time when he gets in the thing, the studio who's basically making his normal style of rap but when I went to the studio with him that one time and he was recording with me in there he starts rapping about porn he starts rapping about Pokemon Go he's way sillier

and to me I liked it more because it was funny and it was like not it was like I thought that that was even better and when I think about you two doing a tape together I think it's going to get to be a contest of who can say the funniest shit on the tracks you took it wrong the thing is is that

I read the room. You feel me when I'm rapping and I make shit more personal. Have you ever seen him freestyle on the chat and shit? Literally like the chat will be giving him topics and he would literally be like He made me do it.

Honestly, I'm not that good at that. I mean, he said I snapped. You snapped. You loki did. If you give me like one or two topics, I could do that. But this nigga is bouncing off

every topic that's coming down. I'm like, yo, this nigga AD on some other shit. I was thinking of coming on your show with a written and acting like it's a freestyle. Wow. If you did that, I would know. Who are you paying as your ghostwriter?

Oh, just me. I already know what I'm doing. I believe that if Adam really wrote some shit down, he could do it. No. It's better than everybody I interviewed. Not in the right unison, though. I don't think it's different. What?

Well, you feel like he doesn't have a cadence or something? No, I'm just saying he can wrap his ass off, but I can't see him writing something down, remembering it and rapping it like fluently to where it's like crazy. No, I got to do it. do it. So he's the punching guy, basically. Tag currency. Tad currency. Shout out to my nigga currency, man. My nigga spit it. The currency wrote the shit, that would be pretty cool, but I don't need help.

I don't think you can pull off the currency flow. I don't need it. I'm not going to ride by currency. I'm not about currency. I'm going to wrap like young scooter. Why don't you tap me on him? He'll write your book. Imagine that. If I DM him and say, hey, Scooter, how much for you to write a verse for me? You go come in like, every time I come, I produce a court. That's not a scooter verse. That was real What was the company that they started? Prestige worldwide. Hey, wait, but look, look, why we still...

Just talking about stepbrothers. That's a classic, man. Do a poll in the chat. Have you seen stepbrothers? Everybody seen stepbrothers. And report back to me and put me in the corner when we have some results. Wait, wait, but listen, wait, first of all, this tape's not going to be just me, AD. We got to have Duno on there.

We got to throw sharp. We got to take Tira out of rap retirement. But what numbers? How can't really rap, bro? What numbers do you think that we'll do without all the usual like promotion and marketing, all the bullshit that label spent on stuff? We do a 10K first week. You think we can sell more the smoke perp?

Yes. That would be your ultimate revenge for what happened on that tour. Wait, speaking to that, did you see that clip I said earlier? What if we outsell yeat? 30K, 30K. If we get the right shoutouts. Nah, nigga. He had a young thug feature and a gunner feature.

Like, he had features on there. That's fair. So we had to work a little hard. We're selling a thousand copies. Do you think we could outsell those in right now? 1,000 percent. Really? Yeah.

See, and that's the thing, too, about me and him is that, like, I feel like we both are just, like, really, like, mastering our craft enough to where, like, when niggas start dropping again on the regular, it's going to be like, oh, shit, like, these niggas is going crazy. And, you know, got more eyes on us. Like, it all just makes sense, you know what I'm so? And the house phone was, like, so mysterious. I think we don't know where to let's make a tape a month shit we could do that

we're gonna talk to the lawyers make sure the numbers are right let's go like well after I let's get it's get two percent what percentage do you think you deserve of the tape of who individually it depends it depends on how much we contribute okay I'll tell you this

real bullshit no jumper tape with you and him doing the majority of the rapping if you pay each song's probably going to be different if you pay for the digital marketing you pay for the music video you pay for this stuff like that. I think realistically, at least 30% me, 30% house phone,

you get the rest. Interesting. That's fair. Josh is like 30, more like 16. Yeah, what about the producer? We're going to pay the producers out. So we're paying all of the expenses and we get 40%. What do you think labels do?

I think I'm going to hit up that Carl Crawford guy who's got med sign. I'm gonna ask him. Yo, can I get a copy of that deal you gave her? And just switch the names out. Usually when rapper sign these fucking deals, they sign for like five albums. That's the kind of deal I'm trying to sign you.

Just think about it. Just think about it. A million dollars, right? A million dollars, right? That's how much we need up front. No, no, I'm just saying. You get a million up front, right? They take 40% of that of taxes, right?

All that shit is supposed to pay for five albums. Yeah. And until you recall, cooped at, you're not going to get no money back. And then once, out of that 600,000, right, you got to pay the managers, you got to pay the lawyers. You got to do all that. So once everything

you really only got like 400K 300K. And if you're in a group, you may come out of the deal with 70-80K, dang shit. With a million dollar deal. That's a fizzy, no kizzy. I know how this shit goes. I want to do a mixtape every month where like everybody who comes through just like hops on,

does a verse. And you just put together fuck. Or you. Or you can also do this, though. Weird energy, like weird, crazy freestyles. A lot of niggas do shit like this. They be like, nigger, here, I'll give you 10K, give me your project. There you go. Do you think dudes end up regretting that when they do those kind of short-term deals?

Not really because if you don't have no name like that, if somebody was, like, if Adam 22 puts his name on something and you're getting 10,000, niggas ain't getting paid that the fucking year for their music. It's a fucking W. That's like a weird thing to me because how popular does a person? project have to be to make $10,000. I have no idea. You'll make that shit easy, though. Really?

If you do the right video, bro, right? Think about it. A million views on YouTube is how much. Anywhere from $4,000 to $5,000. Yeah. Someone around there. Yeah, so if you do a couple million, then you're good. So if you do fucking...

Spotify pays way more than YouTube. Well, that's even better. Yeah. And less work. And it's residual income, so it's going to keep coming. And so you're definitely going to make your money back over time. You may invest $10,000 and you may make $40,000 that year. you're still going to get paid for it for the rest of your fucking life.

That's a W. Those people who are listening to the No Jumper Mix tape from A.D. in house phone in 20 years? 20 years. I want to know. Nick, we can knock that shit out tonight. We're both that nice with it. We get some fucking yayo.

No, you get some yayo. No, honestly, can I be completely honest? You didn't do Coke in Vegas or did you? No, no, no, no, no, no. Bro, I drank one glass of red wine the whole time. Like, I literally didn't do anything. The only reason, oh, wait, we never got into this. part so at the end the last day I went to go hit a little West Western wiggle

bareback splash with who bro I'm gonna just give out the girl who's riding on your car anyway so relax relax relax no relax relax yeah y'all gotta relax just kidding no no so look so T row had to be up you know I'm saying go to his family thing he was at Disneyland before we even left Vegas that's fire that's a dad right there. Bro, that's what I'm saying, bro. He's addicted, not committed. To being a dad?

Yeah. I'm addicted is the word I would use. I think committed is probably a better word. I just said that from a Wisk-Kalifa song. No, about tattoos. In my whole body, I don't give a motherfucker. Oh my God. I should have sang that to him when I met him.

But that was one of the hardest songs ever. He was in here. You was like this. You were quiet? Taylor King. Bro. Wiscalif. Whiskeleaf was one of the most instrumental.

parts of me growing up as a teenager, bro. Like, for real. You based your whole personality on him? No, but I definitely was wearing camel shorts with the high socks and the, uh, in the chucks. Like, I love Wiz, man. Shout out. Like, I remember watching every step of his career from, so say yeah and say yeah. He don't know about that shit. That song was fire, too. So from watching that to, like, I remember when black and yellow first came out, I was like, this is the hardest whiz song ever. For me? And then it just became, the island boys.

What? Anyway, look So your boy Your boy dipped off The night before Yeah, getting some ass No, I didn't say all that I was just saying

I was just saying I was just saying Well, don't assume Because that makes the ass out of you and me That was a great boss So nigger T-Rail Is trying to get his rest in

Because he has to go to the fucking airport In a couple hours Duno had went to the club He was going to come back, whatever So You know, I'm not going to really had nowhere to hit hit the hit the hit the hit the head head the head the bear back western western wiggles right so i left and i go to shorty crib now anytime that i'm in the city and i'm supposed

to link up with some girl and they're always like we're adamant about me coming in their house always think that is weird i'm like i got a hotel it's nice like i don't stay at bum ass hotels right why do you want me to come to your house you are basically a prostitute come to my spot i mean i didn't say all that so it's safer it's just safer it's just like i don't got to worry about girls be lazy yeah bitches do be lazy but I want to get spotted in the lobby bro these bitches are they don't be popping bitches like that I'm gonna worry about

being spotted but anyway so I go and I realize her career was mad secure mad safe we all good as cozy vibes you know what I'm saying we eat some food whatever and I pass up now I thought about sitting at least maybe

him or Blassey something like let me drop a pin like yo this is where I'm at blah blah but look I didn't plan on falling asleep. Like, falling asleep was not in the plan at all. I was going to get up and go back to the hotel. Fuck all night. Bro.

Just relax, bro. Sorry. I didn't say none of that. He was dancing. Dance the night of way. I was hanging out with a friend that I've known for a while and I just so happen to pass out. Real one. You know what I'm saying?

Real one. So then, nigga, I pass out and I didn't pass out to at least like four or five a.m. I wake up. I look at the time. It's at 1.40 p.m. I'm like, these niggas are gone. We were on the road.

We left house phone in Vegas. It didn't make it any better. You have a health issue. So we like, everybody's like, bro, this nigger man, he ain't answering. But if anybody knows me, y'all know. You're unreliable. No, I was going to say, y'all know I'm known to hit the bareback,

the bareback Western Wiggle. Now you're admitting it? Listen, I'm just saying. You're just up. You're cheated of yourself. All I'm saying is, like, like I just fucking knocked out, bro. I know. I should

have been a little bit more like, hey guys, I'm here. We were worried you weren't going to make it here. From Sunday? Two days later. Damn, bro. Y'all got no faith in it. Pussy it over fans. If you did that to the meth heads? I would never. Bro, they don't call themselves the method. Stop it.

The hardcore 22 fans are the methods. So look, this is what I did. Look, this is what I did. I went to the outlet mall. Drop like two racks in the fucking Ralph Lauren store for some reason. and then I bought a flight and then I took the flight home. But the flights were cheaper on Monday

instead of like the same day on Sunday. So I just, you know, stayed one extra day. There you go. When it has some crazy fucking Mexican food. Really? Had a great time, yeah. Wow. I like it.

I was on the cart thing again. I had to rent another cart at the mall because the mall was so big. Wow. And then so I had to drop it off at the rental place. I didn't even move that thing around. You can't throw it in the Uber, right? No, I said it's different carts.

Like I already left the cart from the hotel. at the hotel. So I'm wobbling around thinking I could walk through this whole mall. And I'm like, bro, we have been walking for 20 minutes. I feel like I'm going to pass out. Right. And they had one in the mall? No, no, they did.

So I rented one at the mall, right? But then I'm going to leave and I'm like, fuck, I had to bring this shit all the way back to the other side of the mall and then walk all the way back to the Uber pickup, right? Yeah. So I'm like, hmm, I wonder if there's a way I could find somebody to, like, drive this thing back to the store. Right. I'm on the scooter.

security guard, yo, is that house phone? Bro, what up, bro? I'm like, my nigga. I need you, bro. I'm like, coming me to the Uber place and then take this back to the store. He's like, I got you, bro. Let me just get you on the gram real quick. Super easy, man. Shout out to my nigga James, bro. James,

if you watching this, man, shout out to my nigga James. I got a play for you if they didn't have no scooter at the mall. Razors. You know the things, a little kids, we're on, the little animals. You just grab one of them motherfuckers. Whole ass around the motherfucker. I would die. They don't a weight limit on those things?

I don't know. What if I just have like a fake seizure and then just have like have a gurney pig me a stretcher? And they put you on a guinea pig. I'm just a guinea pig. You know what I mean the gurney? No, it's like little panda faces and stuff.

The little thing that would be out. What the fuck is that? Dumbie. Dumbie. But yeah, man. No, shout out to, man. That was honestly a great trip, bro. Yeah.

You know, it's funny. I think somebody was like, they left you. Oh, my God. I can't believe. I'm like, bro. I would have did the same thing. It was like, If there's anybody that we're leaving, this fucking phone.

The checkout on the room was 11. Yeah. They have late checkout at one, bro. I don't want a late checkout. I wanted to get home and see my family. I wanted to go home too, bro. I didn't wake up to almost 2 p.m. Like, that's definitely my fault.

Right. You know? But it's just funny hearing people's reaction. Like, oh my God, they left you. I can't believe they would leave you, blah, blah. And shout out to motherfucking the goat, Blasie, for going into my room, grabbing all my stuff, not leaving it in Vegas and bringing it back here. Oh, you know your hat is here too.

The other one. yeah i heard you motherfuckers that the office was trying to steal my shit i heard through the great vine nigger and i want to respond to a comment that i saw that accused me of wearing the same hoodie all weekend stinky man we're right well i don't know if i saw you all weekend i want to respond to that so we leave friday i'm wearing a hoodie and then saturday comes around we go to the ufc fight you got different hoodies on i take a shower i put a brand new white fTP hood on you got an all-white There's no way you could wear it for two days. We're at the UFC fight.

And to be honest, I was shocked by how many fans we had at the UFC fight. People were everywhere. People were fucking with us, especially because it's me AD Sharp, T.R. All together. We're getting shit loads of love. House phones are, obviously. People going crazy. One thing that I fucking cannot stand that fans do that really drives me nuts is when.

It really grinds my gears. When I'm in the function and I'm double fisting as I was at the. this moment. And in one hand, I got a glass of wine because AD for some reason is drinking red wine. So for some reason, everybody else is drinking red wine. No, same, same. We're all just red wine. I'm surprised we didn't fuck. And I got

a big old, I got a glass of water in the other hand. You might say a big old boner, man. No, no boner. Okay, wait. You had a glass of water and a glass of red wine. I got a water in the other hand because they won't just give you the Desani bottle for some reason. They had to pour it. They had to pour it into a cup. So annoying. And a fucking fan comes up to me

and he's trying to give me a fist bump. But I'm double fisting beverages, right? Hit him with the elbow, Adam. That I should have fucking thought of, but I'm kind of looking at him like, I got drinks in my hand. Like, I can't fist bump you right now. And he fucking fist bumps me in a little bit of a fucking red wine.

Land's on my fucking brand new white hoodie. I would have just threw the whole drink at him at that point. He threw his out of the floor after that. Did you really? And then I was going to rock with it because it was only a little bear back splash there. But then somehow, as we're sitting there, in the standing up like as soon as somebody gets knocked down at the UFC fight everybody stands up and somehow I look down again and I got a big old fucking

splatter right here it's just I look ridiculous at this point so I fucking take the hoodie off I cram it down on the ground all the other waist that's down there the pissing shit where white would have been the blood yeah but so then I fucking after the USC fight I go back to my room I get this fucking hoodie that I was wearing on Friday I throw that on so I'm automatically thinking like Jesus I hope I don't see A.D because he's going to give me a hard time about being stinky porn man again. And by the end of the night,

because we stay up playing fucking roulette until like 4 in the morning, I'm noticing that I stink like goddamn onions. Oh, God. I didn't have another hoodie for the next day and I refused to wear my stinky onion hoodie. So you were just cold as fuck? Did you take a shower on doing a strip?

I took a shower Saturday morning and Sunday morning. I don't know. I think you added in the last one. We weren't even here Sunday morning. Yeah, you've lied. We left Sunday morning. A piece of shit.

Fuck. I feel like Duno Duno's a piece of shit You fucking piece of shit Speaking of Duna when we drop in our fucking food review show Trev told me that it's fine How's it look? Hey can you send it to the group chat?

That shit I want to watch that show I heard it's fire I want to watch He said it's got the other half too He said it's like 14 minutes because you go to two separate restaurants Let's watch it It was fire? I like the idea

Bro the next one let me come on bro I got some I got some suggestions too I would also appreciate it Always welcome to anything we fucking do. I would appreciate an invite. But you're a fucking cap artist for the record. How? Let me expose A.D.

Let me talk about. Speak on it, my boys. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Okay, I'm ready. I'm ready. AD, you know, the whole purpose of this trip is for us to, you know, be together. During the UFC event, it occurs, it appears. it appears before us

like a mythical beast I know where you're going O.T Genesis famous rapper star studded recording artist one of the craziest chains I've ever seen in my life wearing a chain that is

like the craziest most glitteriest fucking like the most top quality diamonds I've ever seen nuts it looked like a goddamn disco ball I seen this no security or nothing just out here rocked I seen this nigga from

mile away with that shit on. I was like, Jesus Christ. Bro. That shit was insane. Anyway, shout out to OT. O.T.'s coming. He's hanging out with us during the fight and everything. Good vibes. O.T. Old friend of the podcast. You got to get him back on again. Personal friend. Personal friend of the podcast. Interviewed him before. You're a cold nigga too. Before you finish this. I'm a cold. Because the person he says with the camera, we're in the big leagues, O.T. Bitch-ass nigger. What's wrong with that? It's a famous quote. You guys treated your co-host. You treated your co-host like a piece of

I still like the joke. I thought it was a little immature, but I still like it. It isn't funny, AD. This is the worst display of podcasts I've ever seen like that goddamn Black BD. You gotta start taking podcasting a little more seriously, all right? And he sees him like this. Oh, T, I'm in the big league. Hold on.

I'm in the big leagues. Bitch ass. Yeah. I'm in a big league. I'm in a big league. Anyway. So we're all hanging out of the UFC fight, but then pretty soon after, AD disappears.

What? It turns out he's at OT Genesis's live show in front of a packed audience. He didn't have a live show. And let me tell you this. He didn't invite now. Wait a minute. Wait a minute.

Nope. No invite. I invited almost everybody. Oh my God. Bullshit. Anyway, no, no. Ask T. Kiki tells us.

I told T.Rail. I told Duno. I said, y'all want to come out. I say Kiki, tell the guys. He said, they're at some fucking hotel doing their own thing. I wasn't going to ask you because it's not a wheelchair. I mean. Accessible.

I didn't get the invite for the record. I don't know what that needs to be said. I was up to 4 in the morning. Let me tell you this. Let me tell you this, right? And this is exactly why I wasn't going to bite you. I come with a bag opportunity today and I say, Adam, you got to pull up at 2 in the morning. I'm not coming at 2 in the morning.

I'm not going anywhere at 2 a. My daughter wakes up at 6 in the morning. I have to be there for my family. I don't want to go out at 2 in the morning. Exactly, you dumbass. I was in Vegas, turk. But you don't want to get paid to go out of 2 in the morning for a fucking bag? That's different.

Nigger. You want to go out for free. He would have gone to the last show. But either way. Either way. He's pulled him to the phone. So I'm smoking a blunt with Kiki at 3 o'clock in the morning. And Kiki says, yeah, yeah.

My brother invited me to the live OT Genesis performance with Lil John, the Star said everything. And I say, and he said that when you texted him about it, you said, hey, if you want, pull up to this show, but come alone. No. I hear that. I think, okay. So now Big Skiy went to act like he's asleep. And I'm not mad about it because I understand that when you're going to a show like this, you probably do have a limited number of people you can get in.

But then the next day, we had like 16 people. The next day, our friend Armand, the cap artist. He says all of those, oh, you guys should have came. Why didn't you guys go to the OT show? I'm like, oh, yeah. You didn't invite us. You're fucking piece of shit. The one friend of us that you did invite.

You told him, come alone. Ask, as Duno. I asked Duno. I say, where you had, Duno? He said, I'm at a club of my friends. He was at a club. He was gone. Blasie was gone. I basically invited everybody

instead of you and Josh. That's nice. Basically. The guys who made it all happen. Wow. That's cool. Fuck you. The guys who left.

We made the whole trip happen. Left T. Yeah, that's why. You made it have a lot of T-Rail banging on you niggas. Whoa. I mean, we paid over the whole thing. No, no, no.

No. Now you put yourself in it, so he don't just, I felt like I deserved some more of the heat when Tiro was having his little tirade. You a goddamn lie. When Tiro was banging on the niggins, he was like this. I can't believe, Josh.

I didn't put on this. I just want to say this is the bait and switch the AD lies to do. He doesn't invite anyone and then he's like, oh, why didn't you guys come? It was so much fun. No. When I talk to Kiki, right? Now, mind you, there's a gang of us, right? There was a lot of us, well. Honestly, Josh is always welcome. You feel me?

But they were doing it a little bit. Adam ain't fucking welcome. I'm not going to waste my fucking time, bro. I was out and about. I want to go on. But we know you, though. I invited you to the strip club before. You said, oh, yeah, Lina actually got one.

Lina went and pulled out five racks of ones. 5,000. I had everything set up for us. What did you say? I'm tired right now. I was drinking. I would still appreciate the invite, even if you think not going on. You just like to get the invite.

I'm not thinking too. I'm not going to lie. I'm like, Dan, you don't invite me. I don't feel bad about not going to the strip club. at two in the morning on Friday because it's like my weekend is kind of all about hanging out with my kids. If I go to the club at 2 in the morning, you get the bag and then go home by 4.

You're going to get home at like 6 in the morning. No, you could go. You can leave. Maybe 5. I told this nigga stay for an hour. Oh, Jesus. Bro, if I'm getting the bag at 2 by 4, I'm at home. I swear to go. And you're going to wake up around 10. Anyway. Parker's going to be cooking you breakfast. You're going to be good.

Scambling eggs. I'm on some woke. meditate, do yoga in the yard type shit. I can't be out fucking Gallivac. But you wanted to do that in Vegas, but you wouldn't take it back for it? What time do you think the club ended in Vegas? I have no idea, but I went to bed like 4 a.m. on Friday and

Saturday, so I just resent the idea that I was on my old man time that I admittedly am when I'm home. Like, the reason why I'm not going to go do your little strip club hosting thing is because I'm on a schedule when I'm here. I got work to do all goddamn week. And then on the weekends, I hang out with my kid or I fucking, you know, go out

riding or I do whatever. Either way, I'm not trying to fuck up my sleep schedule even for the bag. I feel very, very blessed to be at the point of my life where I don't give a fuck about the bag. I felt that. Well, just know if y'all niggis want me to pull up at 7 a.m. I'll pull up. Oh, God, I'm there. I respect

the hustle. But my hustle has changed over the years. Now I'm on the... Yeah, Western Whiggo has changed. If you was all, you wouldn't be doing fucking porn. Yeah. No, but I do... I do porn. I do conscious porn. Oh. Oh, you don't do like incest,

stepbrother like beat a bitch up porn not at this time please don't say you're about to get into it but that lady's gonna do anal on the pod and I'm pretty excited about it on the show or on plug talk with you no bro she was so free

she was just like free she made it clear that she would also fuck me but did you see what did she show you her asshole honestly she pulled her butt out honestly think she'd be down to like fuck anybody in the office she said that she hasn't fucked it like anyone on camera besides her husband since she got into porn in the very

very beginning and she fucking got d-ped by her husband and another dude. How long she's been married? I don't know. Like seven years she said. It's kind of a long time. Oh, so like she went from the early 30s to the late 30s with this nigga. Would you DP a chick with your homie? So like the most likely way of doing it, for example, would be like imagine a girl riding

me, facing me with my dick in her vagina. Bigine. That's not how we say it, vagina. and then you would come from behind and put your dick in her asshole from behind. That's a little too close. You're like trying to meet in the middle. Realistically, your legs would probably touch mine

and your ball sack would probably clang against mine like an old can. Bang, bang. Have you been in this scenario before? Yes, you have. You have 1,000 percent. I mean, if you watch porn for five minutes, you're going to see a girl doing it. Yeah. We're not talking about watching porn.

Have you experienced this in real life? No, I never heard. I don't know why. I don't believe you. I mean, I'm, like, really not gay. So the whole,

I know we joke around a lot, but the idea of my legs touching another dude while I'm like fucking a girl is just weird as fuck to me. And I'm in a relationship and I'm not doing it with her. No,

then this nigga tells her like, oh yeah, come on easy Twitch and his girl's gonna be be on a gun. Who said that? Adam did. I told that fucking girl yesterday.

I'm like, she was like, nope. Hey, that's a layup for you. I'm helping you out. I suggested this girl got gigantic boobs. Why don't you go on AD's Twitch since going on Twitch with giant boobs is like a huge.

Like you'll get views just off rent because I'm going to go out of them and I'm going to say that your audience is probably a lot of young horny dudes and they're not trying to fuck you. They're trying to fuck women and she's she's a woman. And I also said, oh, like one problem with that might be that his girl would obviously probably be a little weirded out by it. So I said that she would probably be waiting outside the room with a gun. So you wanted to write in this girl. Just wanted to contextualize that. You wanted to scare me. She's cool with it.

Yeah, right. All right. You're doing out of right now. Okay. If House phone is there to monitor the boobs to make sure that ADC's no boobs and I see all the boobs. Thumbs up. You're going to do the Yuri move and just not turn your head. Look at her.

Yerry's hand was. Kizumi was shown off her ass and Yuri's head was stiff for like five minutes. You know, you did that. Not interested. I respect that. We were just doing a page trial yesterday, right? And this nigga Adam was like, he's like, let me see the shitter. And everybody got up and I was just sitting here like this.

I'm like, I think of Erie. The nigga, you said, hear no evil, see no evil. You didn't want to stand up to get a better view because you're such a good boyfriend? I'm trying to change the narrative, man. You were all up in there with your fucking fish eye camera when the girl was sticking her fist in her butt. That was like a long time ago. That was a long time ago. But you were still filming.

I mean, it was different. Like, I ain't seen a girl with her fist of her ass bleeding. I understand. It was bleeding? It wasn't sexy. It was nasty. You always got to mention the blood.

I mean, it was dope. How much blood was it? Like a drop? It's a trickle. That's still a lot. It was like this. What? Definitely catching.

How deep did she go into her assholes? She got like right here. Crazyest part that she had a black leather glove on, not leather. Like latex? Like latex? Like latex? Like the basketball short material. You wearing latex basketball?

You might as well got some latex condoms. What the, yo, yo, what if they made that? That's a great invention. All available at patreon.com slash no jumper. That's a great invention. That girl's name is Sarah if you want to see the butt fist. Wait, wait, wait, think about this. And I go shout out to T. Rout.

AD starts laughing. Like, you know how sometimes he laughs? And like the conversation just has to stop and wait until he's done laughing because he's laughing. I don't like the insensitive laugh anymore. That's how he laughed when I said shout out T. While he was, while he was, well, she was pissed in a ball. Oh, because. I don't even know why.

I said it, I just was like, oh, it's funny. He's a family man. I'm going to send this to the group chat, and T. Rell's going to see it, and he's going to laugh. Like, come on, Cah. You niggas is out of pocket, because I said his name. Come on me bringing my name up in this bullshit. You know what I'm saying?

Y'all better leave him alone now. He came in like John Wick on, you niggas. We know what is made of now. I really wish I could have been a fly in a wall. No jumper. Oh, how to be kind of like this? No jumper is a family. It's important that we can have these conversations.

these discussions and continue to be on good terms with each other now it would be nice if maybe in the future if we were able to you know communicate maybe keep the tone of the disagreement lower or not do it in front of the whole office maybe that's what I would like at some point I would like nobody's sneaky filmed it but come on should I should I check to see you to shut the fuck up too probably I know you know I know Yuri has I know Yuri has a sneaky clip, but... You did, Yuri? Was you here? Was it very bad?

What did you say? What did you do? I thought I was the worst ever, bro. That's amazing. Shout out my nigga Tiny Cup, man. Thank you, black people. As black men, we gotta stick together. I just found out that this guy that we're considering hiring

is a big Dr. Umar fan. I love that. That's where he said he got his conversational. style from. I love that. I'm going to be nice to the guy. Yeah? Yeah, I'm trying to intimidate everybody. No, because it will be an interesting dynamic because he's from fucking North Dakota. I'm like, you blow the cut. From North Dakota? Yeah. That's a random place to be from. I know. And AD's going to have to basically christen him into the Crips, I guess. I did a show there in Fargo. He'll have to spend the summer with Crip Jesus. He'd be

all right. Bro, Crip Jesus was so inspirational, bro. The God Jesus changed my life. Like, I didn't know what to think of him when we just saw, like, you know, like him, we're talking about him a little bit, but nigger, after watching him on the interview, I respect that man. He said, this Jesus. He's like, yeah, Crip Jesus can't fuck nobody's wife. He's like, you're thinking of the biblical Jesus. This is Crip Jesus.

No, bro, that was amazing. He came out with the whole fit on, like, everything about it was fire. Crazy as shit, too, is how everybody that Crip Mac brought on camera had done like 10 plus years. Yeah, I'm like, man, you niggies be linked up. Like, it was nothing. Like, it was just part of growing up. Bro, I'd go to college. I did 10.

years for armed robbers. Imagine 10 years of your life being gone. Fuck, nuts. Like, that's like my little brother. He's about to come home this year. He went there on dinner and a night. We got to do an episode. Yeah, yeah, nine piece. For sure, for show, for show. O.G. Suicide interview coming soon. Oh, my God. You absolutely have to do that. I got to do my research. You got to talk about that too because, you know, OG suicide really try to help my brother before he went to prison. You know what I'm saying? Give him studio time, like, trying to like really keep my street.

No, you talked about this before, actually. Yeah. Honestly, out of my nuts. Man, shout out to suicide, man. And remember. A lot of channels won't even say that word. We just say it over and over and over. Yeah, but you say it what the, well, you just say what to see.

The YouTube algorithm doesn't know that we're saying it like that. And the YouTube doesn't know we're talking about a person and not. Remember. Never come in. And ain't nifty. Don't stop in Custer'sville. What's Custer'sville? He put out a video today where he was just talking about like,

don't stop in Custer'sville. It's like a matter. Custer Town or something. Like an imaginary place where all the custer's joined together. He was like fucking, I don't know. Really? No, he's just talking about some joke that they fucking had going on. I don't know.

Did I even write down any topics for the show? You wrote down a lot. No, I only have the topics from last week. You guys wrote down some. Yeah. How's one always sends in topics? A little late in the game to be fucking doing topics, given that we have like roughly 10 minutes left until we hit the two hour mark.

What is this, Josh? We got like two minutes, though. No, we started at like 17. No, you, and you didn't crack the cold now. Three hour pods is crazy. Oh, God. But I'm like, damn, do I have to do three hours now every time? Now I'm like, bro, two hours, huh?

But you know what's weird about it for me? And you at least don't have this problem probably because you wake up later. But like, I did a pod with Bradley Martin, the fucking bodybuilder. He wanted you to do it at like 7 a.m.? Well, we did it at 10 a.m. And, oh, my God, just sitting there at 10 a.m., like fresh off my first meal of the day. and like the fucking coffee,

I was like, I could easily sit here for four or five hours on camera just because we're starting early as fuck. My thing at like eight is that my energy level is like dipping a little, so usually I'm kind of like not super excited

to stay on late. That's like sometimes on Twitch in there, I'd be drain, I'd be like, okay. Have you ever fell asleep like academics? Almost. Look at this. How many times have you seen stepbrothers?

The interesting part to me is that 17% of the audience has not seen it, which to me is a very, very low number. What do you do with your life? That means that the vast majority of people see it. And the vast majority of people who saw it, 70% of people

have seen it more than twice. And the biggest percentage is five plus. That's fucking crazy. The fact that like... 40% of the audience has watched it five times, which me, I can agree with that as well. I've probably watched it fucking 50 times. A million times. That's how I feel about Talladega Nights.

That's another one, bro. I've watched that. All- Wilfair movies, bro. I've just seen Elf again. That shit was still classic. Especially in that area. He had like an error where he was just fucking... Like Adam Sandler. We didn't even have cable, so we would just leave it playing on repeat in my house when we first moved to Long Beach.

Man, I was fun to say, like, that's one thing I've heard people say multiple times is they would watch them up on loop because like they only had a couple DVDs. That sounds like torture. I ain't going to lie. I used to have antenna channel 13, bro. All the fucking black shows. It was cracking. That's how I was fun is with Trappler Ross. He just leaves on repeat all the time.

No, but like I can't even Sometimes I can't even finish like a short-ass YouTube video Because my attention is just gone You didn't put me on so many YouTube shit My algorithm is crazy What's that Ryan nigga name? His shit is good Ryan Ryan's toys

In the metaverse and shit all the time Oh I forgot that was his name Yeah that nigga He had made homies with the Stormtrooper nigga Wait That shit was fucking hilarious No no no You know what

Okay I was trying to get a Tesla at the time So I was looking up a bunch of Tesla shit That's how I found out about him Tesla seems like a good idea right now With the fucking gas prices Yeah right And, bro, I ain't no cars, bro. I put $105 in the tank the other day.

I'm trying to get a new car right now. There's no cars, bro. What do you mean? There's no car. There's a huge shortage. It's a very huge shortage and, nigga. They're upcharged. So if you do want something, like, you got to pay like 30, 40% more just to be in a single.

Like when my girl got a range rover, if she had wanted to do anything different on it in terms of customization or anything different besides, like, the basic models, she would have to fucking wait six months. Fuck, no. I'm not waiting six months. I got to wait six months. I mean, your car is nice, though, that you got right now. So you, you know. He's trying to level up.

You're going to be a Lambo truck guy? Just know I'm leveling up. You need Lambo truck, AD? If I do that, I'm really going to be in here. Bang. I'm going to come in here with a fur coat every day. You'll probably park it in the fucking, in the office. Park it right in front of their fridge.

Leave it running. Yeah. No, I feel like you got. Just so everybody will ask about it. Oh, that's AD's Lambo truck. You know you're in the keys, man. Ladies. He's going to put it.

Bro, the 80-to-type nigga that's going to put it, like, It's-A-D sticker with his Twitch logo, Twitter, and Instagram logo. Oh, no, somebody's going to bustle in my shit for show. Yeah, for sure. A blue Lambo truck. Wow. You can make the lights blue on the inside?

Bluephoria on the back. Coming soon. Blu-deful world. It's a bludiful day. You should take your Twitch money and buy a Krip mac a Lambo truck. Whoa. Huh? I love Twitch, though, man.

It's just fun. Yeah. This whole podcast has basically become an infomercial for your fucking Twitch. So that's great. This podcast is an infomercial for your porn, nigger. On God. On God. On their dead looks.

That's a fendi fact. That's a fizzy, no kizzy. Woo. Anyway, Mr. Underground rap guy, you want to let us in on anything that's going on in the community? Okay, okay, okay, okay. I didn't write down one topic. I didn't even think about this podcast at all before we started. Josh and Adam were both trying to play the new Ralphie the plug album.

Like it wasn't going to be real. Country music. The country type. It's real country music. Bro. What? Take a shot of that whiskey. We ain't drinking no chorus like.

Take a shot of that whiskey. Bro, it's so hard, bro. I didn't listen to that. Is that right now? It's wild. All my niggas shooters, we ain't doing no scuffling, we ain't doing no fights. Bro, it's so hard. When your baby girl out there being sleddy and she wants to go party all night.

It's wild. We are probably from two different words. but it's one thing that's gonna bring us together tonight a stick team going in all kinds of different directions bro this is niger ral ralphi ralphi might be the most versatile rapper of all time i saw that i have to hear this it's different it's they wasn't fucking with the first song but i had to skip to the real banker and they were like wow this is crazy well they know shout out to bobby raps too my nigga bobby raps is on that song too uh man fucking that's that shit's beautiful i'm trying to think what else like oh okay you know who i've been listening to a lot

Who? This guy, Jase. Oh, yeah. But it's spelled I, A, Y, Z, E. I don't know how in the fuck. Maybe I'm just, oh, I'll get it. I don't know how the fuck you get Jace from that. Yeah, like, what?

But, I mean, like, I was. I was A. I thought his name was I, Y-I-Z. I swear to God. But then, like, you hear him refer to himself as Jace multiple times or whatever. But I just like, like, bro, all these kids, they just learn how to fucking, like, make me.

music at like a higher level in shorter time if it makes sense. Like they learn how to make really catchy music like maybe it's like a TikTok thing. Talk about tonkas. Shout out to Yeat, man. Oh, speaking to Yeat, you saw your boy smoke a perp trying to trying to bite the Yeat wave. I didn't listen to it.

You didn't listen to it? Is it bad? Bro, I'm about to click on. No, you can't put it. Come on it. It was a snippet. It's not even like an out song. I'm going to listen to it ASAP though. I can't wait to is it really exactly like it? The beat, the ad-libs, the fucking everything. How is smoke Perp getting thrown under the bus twice in this podcast. Did he? What else did he do?

Well, I said the thing about, are we going to sailboard? Nah, but honestly, yeah. It sounds too much like it. Bro. Literally, just watch the snippet. That's all I got to say. But now, um, yeah, bro.

Mario Judah's better than Cardi. Now you wilder now. But honestly, if Mario Judah would have stopped doing that shit and just kept pushing his own, like, music, I felt like he could have actually went someone. His nigga called on the girls on Preachron on Mario. He was one. He said she looked like Mario Judy yesterday.

Who? I didn't say that. I said, have you ever fucked Mario Judah? Oh, no. You might have said, was she black with red hair? Yeah. And you told her that, Adam? Yes.

Jesus. Just a question. Wait, wait, no, no. Innocent question. Did you ask her if she fucked him or you said, are you? I don't even remember him. Okay. If you ask that, that's cool.

Why I was thinking about Mario Judah. But, yeah, no. Okay. We got a girl to take her top off and do the duggie and the burney. Where's that clip? It's coming out on the Patreon soon, dude. We always are here dancing and it was funny.

And then they let me do an obstacle course. I got to throw markers and shit. And so we were thinking about doing this. A porncicle course? We were thinking about doing this for an edition of the Patreon. We give A.D. a bucket of fruit. And we have the girl in her bikini. And she runs back and forth against a wall.

And A.D. pelt her with fruit. What the fuck do y'all got going on in this? It's his fetish. You want 80 to hit it. Western Splash her with some fucking strawberries. I mean cracking oranges on her head at night. I think of a crack an orange.

No, I'm just saying. Twisty pee it on it. Wow. The green apples, they don't leave no bruises. Oh. Has the Twisty P.

Lord died out a little bit? I mean, what's his next move? Has he dropped another music video? He's on Twitch. I'm you seeing him. Yeah, he is on Twitch. I would like to find out if he's going to drop

new music since like that that one song that we love so much oh what a stick i want with a gun i shoot niggas for fun it's amazing but i kind of doubt that that's going to continue to be his exact style like i feel like he's probably going to go in a different direction he honestly wasn't the worst rapper or nothing no no you know who you got to listen to you know who you got to listen to this kid named little isy that i found on the fucking live stream bro okay it literally sounds like he recorded these songs on another beat and then the beat on top. It's so off beat that is fire. You're so easily impressed.

I am. Shout out to a little issue, man. Little issue, you're next up, bro. He's rapping badly. No. No, but it's so bad that it's good. Today, Wack told me that him and Savvy Third fell out at the No Jumper show that we did with Blueface where Savvy Third came out and opened.

And I never knew that. that they got into a big argument as a result of some shit that happened at the No Jumper Show. Because one year, what was it, 2018 or 2019, we did fucking, I think we did six shows throughout the course of the year. And we did like Blueface, Melly. We just fucking talked about this. But I just thought about something, too. What? That you wish you were on it?

No, you kind of like, you played me. I just thought about it. Why? You asked him to be on one of the shows? No. It was, when I first did my interview, he said, hey, we about to have this. shit, shit, sorry. No jumper fucking stage at, I think, like, a real 92.3 fest or something like that.

That didn't happen. That didn't happen. And he was like, oh, it fell through? All right. Never happened. He was like, fuck that. I think it's never going to do. He told me I could be on it.

And then the shit happened. I was like, that nigger Adam. Camgirl invited me to come out and do some songs that one of her things she was about to DJ, but I was like, I don't know if I can bring the wheelchair on stage. It would be kind of hard. That would be kind of hard. You stage dive with it? With the wheelchair.

Grabbing mode, you're going to catch a loss. Can we just ask the question that I'm sure a lot of the fans are wondering, which is like, what is the game plan for not being in a wheelchair at some point? I don't want to say it on the pie. What's the roadmap? T.Rail sent me a bunch of info. He literally sent me a place to go to, number to call, all of that. And then he said after that, you know, we'll get you lined up with a specialist.

We had a fucking meeting, bro. We was like, listen, if this nigger don't want to go. It's not that I don't want to go. I just didn't know where to go or what to do at this point. I was just going to trick you. I was like, hey, how's my? I feel it. There's a gang of naked women.

I didn't have how many coming here. He walks in and it's the doctor's office. We locked the doors. Strap up there. I'm sorry, my. I would literally freak out. I have so much claustrophobia. I would freak the fuck out.

Let me out. I hang a lot. That MRI shit is scary, bro. Nah, I could do. that dog. Gary is the idea of you losing your fucking foot and the fans watching it happen on the podcast. So we got to make sure that that doesn't happen.

You know those jokes is coming. Oh, man. They're going to be smoking on fucking house phones leg. Stop saying. You said that like three times today. The first time my ops diss me, they're going to talk about smoking on house phone's foot. Hey, if a nigga, if I had to get it. Who I smoke Monta's leg?

If I had to get something amputated and they started dissing that, I think that's when I was be ready to crash out. I would be ready to just be like, fuck it. AD knows some guys who'll do it for a Louis belt. Do it for a pair of high rollers. Oh, I got high rollers for days to pass out for that. I got rollers for bodies. Bro, that sounds like the best trade of all time.

I got them. I got them on deck. Nick, I make you your own color. For a body? Yes. Nick, I let you get royal. I make you make your own color away and let you get royalties off of them. Yeah, niggins do that.

No, that's what. I'm saying like come on bro. So look y'all better watch out with them fucking handicapped jokes because I'm coming. No, you're not going to be handicapped because we're going to get you help, nigga. Well, I am handicapped. Max O'Cream was just hitting me up. He's coming into town tomorrow, but I got three interviews booked and then you guys got to do your shit.

He said he wants to, um... He's only going to be here for one day. He wants to pro on his tour and shit. Yeah. Posting shit up for him. Um... Man, like I go with a homie. Posted up for him.

Posting the tour flyer on the nudge. January Instagram, even though we have those followers. Post it on your fucking story or something. How am I going? He didn't even ask me to post it. You could throw it on the story with the link, boom. But we're going to the Duno party. When is that?

Are you going? When is that? Yes, I'm going. You're probably going to get booked in fucking Arizona or something. At the last moment? Yeah, he's going to get booked. He's a book for a fucking sexy lingerie party. For a pajama party.

I want to turn up with the homies. Bro, what's up with this Duno? Oh, his birthday party? Yeah. See? That's what I'm saying. That's how we locked in. He was laying, pause.

He was laying across from me on the phone setting it up. I might bring, Loupe. Maybe not. Maybe, yeah. No, just, should I bring some other people. Bro, you have a problem with shit like this. No, but then also.

Because you find a new person that you just like your favorite. Lupe and Duno, though, if they're in the same room, realistically, they're going to fuck. So. Why? I'm saying, like, one of our other homies might be there. He's close with Duno. But do you know, like, this nigga Adam literally does that.

He has, like, a new person that he's just, he's cool with for two months. And then he's like, yeah, I'm constantly adding to the no-jumber whack pack. What do you mean? The whack pack. What does that mean? All the crazy people that we do podcasts with. All the quirky characters we got on here. Quarky characters.

Some are hosts. Some are repeat guests. Hey, yeah. Hey, look, but y'all got to listen to AD, man, about certain shit, man. We bought that shit earlier, for real. So what? Got a nipped out in the butt. You don't think we should fuck with Lupe?

No, not that. We'll talk about it after. But honestly, man, we've been killing it. I will say that. We've been killing it all together as a team. Really proud of you guys, man. Adam. Appreciate it.

You really have stepped into, like, the boss level very, very well. That's why I put a gun to us back every week. Saying no to AD trying to keep me out all night. You wanted to keep yourself out. I like the idea until I heard the 2 a.m. thing. Bro, pull up for an hour. You're out. Hell no.

Nigel, you could go to sleep at 8 p.m. wake up at like 12 and then go to the thing. I don't go to that. I feel like he used to be the grumpiest person. Yeah, I'm going to wake up from a fucking nap. Yeah, take a nap. Go to the strip club for an hour and a half. Yeah.

And then come home. Then come home and hit that Western wiggle. Yeah, sure my girl would love that. Pull up on her at 4.30 in the morning. She's in deep sleep. I'm, get up. I'm gonna fucking push you in your asshole.

Bro, just put the basketball shorts on and just start to creep it up. Yo, I go unprotected. Like I said, no basketball shots over here. Damn, it feels so third world

that we don't have a fucking food sponsor to feed us after this because you guys both fucking did it last week. I do it every week. Who should be the Tuesday food sponsor? Here goes a white man stealing ideas. He's shit on you.

Who? Damn. It was him. He got fire fucking food. Yeah, but it was Yeri, though. It wasn't me. I mean, I had no parts in it at all. Damn near a year now.

Listen, I had no belief in Yuri that it was even around really happening. I ain't a lot. Yuri had the menus and all that shit. Bro, we're sitting at the table. I've been telling you all from day one. Y'all I've been underestimated Yuri the whole time. No, for real. I come on Tint Talks.

He had a weed sponsor. He literally beverages. They had a cat. We have a weed sponsor. We have beverages with our logo on it. But I'm saying like. But no, nigger. He's doing this.

Independent. Bro, Yuri's doing all this independently, though. Oh, hey, Tony. No, listen, like, Oh, hey, Tony. Ain't nobody. Ain't nobody ever reached out to it. Or maybe my DMs used to be so pop and I've never seen it.

But Yuri really set that up. Like, I'm talking about, I'm thinking this nigga's trolling because Yuri loves to, like, troll me specifically. So I'm like, I'm like, Yuri, if you fucking lying, I was so hungry that day, too. I'm like, if you lying about this, I'll reach over this table and fucking strangling you. But they invite Yuri.

You too. He didn't tell me to say it was like disconnected. I don't know, but just like when I walk out there, first of all, I start smelling like the seafood sizzling up and shit. I'm like, hmm, what the fuck is that? Niggin, we must have opened up the door. This nigga had a whole

habachi set up. He had a whole like fucking like a fucking suede table cover. They said it took up two hours to break down after he got done. What do you mean? Is that true?

Did he plug this shit up? Two hours? I had somebody coming and cut the whole power off. He built a whole restaurant. No, he literally had like golden forks, like everything about it. Where did you find his nigga at? He said he's not a new breakfast and he doesn't do no jumper show next too. Come on, bro.

No jumper show. Adam's going to take him from you. As if he can he bring anything else is not Habachi next time? I'm hungry as fucker now. Yeah, me too. Let's go hit the Western Wiggle. Let's go get dinner. I'm definitely about to have something that I had on.

the one on the food review show what I can't say you don't want to air it out it's a surprise not that one though not the second one well how about we all go eat together because I'm not doing stream tonight because I got to be at court seven in the morning court yeah for the car accident thing mm-hmm how do you remember that

I remember everything yeah I crashed into a fucking parked car I got to go to court for it I did that before don't feel bad I'm not I don't at all nine car accidents in three years who he him I use that as clickbait AD

You really got to, I mean, I probably got into nine Causeon this year I had nine back to back bro, damn there When was your last car accident? Ooh Last year? Somebody whacked me though Yeah, I feel like as you upgrading

I haven't had like a bad car accident Since I Okay, when I first got The car that I got now Was the last time I did something I was drunk and I did something The first day I got it The first day

The very first day You son of piece of shit Off the motherfucking Ben's lot I'm sitting here moving I'm gonna yeah nigga I got this new motherfucking whip And I go to this studio And I back into a fucking telephone pole

And I crack the life You know what I can say That I had happened to me That almost nobody can probably say I got pulled over by the cops On a test drive Because I ran a red light And a residential lady

You don't need a car here Yeah If you couldn't even pass the test drive It was when I moved to Lawn Beach And it was because before that I lived in New York And I had a car So it was like my first time

Driving a car in like eight years And so I fucking ran a red light because I'm stupid as far. You want to know the good thing? Cops pulled me over and the fucking employee had to like explain it to the cop. They would have attached it to the car. Yeah, you could have got on. Seems kind of unfair.

Yeah. I don't think the cop would have done that. I mean, he didn't give me a warning or some shit. They gave you a warning, okay. Does you cry when you got your warning? Yeah, cry by eyes on. This is going to go off my permanent record. What is a permanent record even fucking matter?

In high school? Yeah, right. I think you have a permanent record in high school. No, then it gets his sponge after you turn 18. I was scared of it after the Google movie. Any of your records from school go to the police? I thought you meant by law. Like, yeah, like.

You have a record? Like, you want to go to the Army? I have no, you've been Mrs. Charlie. You've never been there, like. As an adult, I got arrested one time in New York, but then. In decent exposure? Oh, when your friends were throwing bottles. Chargers got dismissed, so.

When your friends were throwing bottles off the roof. Did you have to call your dad? Call Bill up? No. My dad was like five hours away. Why do you know his dad's name? No, I said Bill Clinton. His dad name is Jerry.

How do you know that? Right? Oh, never mind. His death is Jerry. Yeah, yeah. That's a nigga that took you fishing, right? Explain the situation in Ukraine to us. What do you mean?

This has been No Jumper. Coolest podcast on the world. Noggin'n. Appreciate everybody. Nojumper.com. You're not having to do my homie like that. If you want to support nojumper.com, like this. When is the live show again?

May 2nd. Oh, we got months. But we're sold out, so we don't even have a reason to promote it. And we decided we weren't going to upgrade the venue. So people are hot. They're mad. Wow. It's like a supreme drop.

Why would you do that? You want it, you can't get it. Why would you tell the people that then, Adam? What? And we're going to upgrade it if it's sold enough tickets. Let me change our minds for whatever reason. But then we're going to try to do a really big venue for the next one. Another state are here.

Here. You got to keep it home base. If we want to do a big venue, here is going to always be bigger than anywhere else, I think. Well, I don't know. We might want to check the YouTube analytics. You know, we might have Hashbrown Town as our district. We're way bigger in L.A. than anywhere else. Than Hashbrown Town?

Well, just Southern California or California in general. Hashbrought Town. Hashbrown Town has like eight people in it. But 800,000, actually. You think we can pull off an arena like the UFC? If we go to Hashbrown Town? How many people were at that UFC fight, bro? You forget, but you've been to Hashbound Town.

No, I haven't. I wasn't with y'all on that tour. Oh, yeah. Fuck. I think that me and you had like a little thing from the last tour. Because I still thought that you robbed smoke perp. Yeah. Well, now I'm going to start claiming it like I did, even though I didn't.

Put out a song. Shit. Are you off? Rob, smoke perp off the Zans on the tour. Something like that. That's a bar. Because now as a rapper, you can just have a bar that's just you stating something you did. Oh, God, right.

Smoked a blunt last Tuesday on the porch. I hopped off the porch. We hopped off the steps because we ain't had no porch. I pull up at the club and I hop up at the porch. Porch. I fucking ruined it. I'm hot like a torch. Got on TikTok and followed Bella Porch.

80. I mean, Adam Digg is hot like a torch. Fuck a bitch from the gas station. She was smelling hell of scorched. I say, Kiki, please get away from me with them Newports. He said, if I drop a bar, your ass going to get hurt. Shut out the big ski, man. Shout out to ski TV, bro.

Ski TV had me feeling very protected in Vegas, bro, honestly. I felt like nobody was going to run up on me in the wheelchair because I had a bunch of guns. And the Treb drop kicked you. Huh? Trev drop kicked you. Yeah, I got my revenge though immediately. Drop kicking.

That was for Yuri, if anything. If anything. Drop kick the handicap. That's my new shirt I got coming out. Bro, that was so. Like, I was really looking at this thing. Like, really, bro, are you really this drunk right now? You're trying to fucking boot me out of the chair?

It's the Sacramento in them. That shit was heavy as fuck. There was no. Bro, if that shit would have fell over on one of my legs, I would literally have been. You could take the boy out of sack. but you can't take the sack out of the boy unless you go in trans

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