No Jumper - The No Jumper Show Ep. 140

Episode Date: March 30, 2022

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For them registered to vote. Ooh, that's a bar. What a felon. I was just whacking off to a picture of Day's Lough. You whacking off the dikes? You didn't see that picture of her with the batty? I ain't gonna lie. I see that motherfucker.

I said that. If that was hurt. Noddy words. Yeah. Noddy words. I said a bad word? Yeah. The MFF.

Oh. We definitely missed out on talking about Days Loves' booty when it came out. Wait, when did this drop? That's fake. That's fake. Trev keeps saying it's not her. You're talking about with the gray sweats? She just was poking it out.

That wasn't her? I'm about to say she's... Why are they playing games with me? Trev is claiming that this was not her. Damn. You think the Russians did that? The Russians is putting out like dyke propaganda. No, you just think the Russians are...

Wait, wait, wait. They're trying to not a dyke. I thought she was a dyke. I think she is. Right? And didn't she date Dirk? What does that mean, though? Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

You like a woman. like Dykes and me getting some pipe on the side. That's fair. I mean, most bounce around. I'm sorry, y'all. That was kind of crazy. I think like when I think of Dyke, I think like a manly woman. I want you to go on Porn Hub when you get home and type in Dyke gets piped out by the home. See, this is what I think. I think less, like, when I think of a lesbian, I think there's just like a girl who likes another girl. You know, it's normal. Okay. And the Dykes is like, they got the du rag and the Afro. They usually look like manny friends. You never had a dyke home girl to have a fat ass.

That's what you tell. You could fight a dyke and you wouldn't feel too bad about it. Like if I, like, if I came up and squared up at the liquor store, you'd just fight her. Like, if I fought a lesbian, I'd be like, damn, I hit a girl. But if I fight a dyke, I'm like, I mean, I just got out with a nigga at the gas. Have you ever? No, I was looking at. I've seen a, we're fucked up.

But I've seen a fashion over ad on the No Dumber Instagram, which, by the way, shout out to fashion over because they sent me this fly sweater in the man. It's kind of hard. I'm not going to learn. Charlie Brown. You think I look cool? like the peanuts. You could look like me if you go to Fashion Nova. But either way, they had a Fashion Nova men's ad.

It was Young M.A. Really? Wow. That's the model. That's inclusive. That's what I'm saying. I love that. That's how she likes dressing.

She likes wearing the boys' clothes. Fuck it. That's kind of fire. I'm not going to lie. I've seen Riley laughing in the background because she knows why. I know why she's laughing. Why? Because I was watching their stream and Uri didn't know that Charlie Brown

comes from the peanuts. What do you mean? So she was like, the show is called the peanuts. He's like, no, it's not. It's called Charlie Brown. It's called something else. And she's like, no, it's the peanuts. He's like, I ain't never heard that we called the peanuts.

I'm going to be honest with you. He did that to Riley. Sometimes he's just so wrong. I know you not talking. Okay. Oh, you? Yeah. No, but this.

This is what black people hate. There we go. He's been holding it. He's been bottling it up. They think I got suspended last week. Yeah, let me say this. If me being suspended is going to give me a paid for trip to Italy, suspend me every fucking week. We said we got to get them out of here.

Let's send him to Europe. Get this thing to the fuck out of here. We were trying to send him to Ukraine, but he didn't get on the connecting flight. He was just stuck in Italy. He just stayed in Italy. We're going to get to that. But, no, like, sometimes Yuri will just volunteer an opinion that will just be, like, astounding something he doesn't know about. Dude, look, he did that on disconnected every Thursday, 6 p.m.

He did that last week on fucking disconnected. We were talking about how Rich the kid was claiming that he like started like Go Yard making GoYard popular. We're like, bro, what the fuck? And basically nobody agree with it except for Yuri. He was like, well, I had never seen it before I've seen him wear. And I'm like, that doesn't mean that he started, he made it a trend. I said something about Neiman Marcus around Yury and he's like, who are they? Wow.

At least he was being woke and being inclusive in calling them day then. That's cool. It's just like you can't go. Go to the, no, because it's like two people. But like, you can't go to the mall. You can't go to the mall in L.A. without seeing Neiman Marcus, right? That is not true at all.

It's at, like, a bunch of the malls out here. It's not at, it's not at a lot of malls at all. It's not at, like, the regular malls at all. It's only at the Beverly Center. Yeah. And then Topanga Canyon. Yeah, that's literally the only two. South Coast.

I mean, if you got money, they got at your, at your mall. I mean, realistically, I probably didn't know about it until, what, 2017? I don't know. Like, I had been out here for a while before I knew. Yeah, like when you start buying drip about this year. No. I've been getting drippy for a long time. Like Barney.

Just occasionally, sporadically. I just fell off during the pandemic. What happened to Barney's? Now I'm back with a cool, a cool sweater from Fashion Overs. I feel like I'm drippy. Barney's is only on Rodeo. No, but I thought it was gone now. You know, it used to be my shit too, Fred Segal.

Fred Siegel. Fred Siegel was the spot? Baby Bob. I went there one time. Was Baby Bob fucking BJ? We don't know. What the hell you're talking about? I think they're supposed to be children.

I have no idea what y'all are. Think about that like Like the Muppets on Sesame Street Like Elmo is definitely a little kid But then Bert Burt's an old man Yes he is He's a Muppet

Everybody in the Sesame Street world Is a Muppet, right? I don't think everybody is Well not everybody But like all the furry He's a puppet But I thought a Muppet is like The Jim Hinson niggas

But isn't Sesame Street from that universe Is it shared universe? I just had a year of you right now Have they ever talked about He's not a fucking Muppet? What if DC buys Marvel and it's all, it all becomes one? Like, is that a possibility? Who's richer?

Darville. Who's richer? Which one's owned by DC? And who owns both of them? Or not DC, but Disney. Disney owns Marvel. Yeah, so they're richer then for sure. We probably shouldn't even talk about this because we have no idea what we're talking.

No, no. Warner Brothers owns the other one? Disney owns Marvel, bro. Yeah, so. Disney owns Star Wars and on Marvel. Oh, yeah, they win. Josh, what's bigger, Marvel or DC? Marvel, by far, not even close.

What about Superman, dude? Nobody cares about Superman. The Great White Hope? Superman? He's a big deal. He's pretty popping. Spider-Man, way more lit. Superman had been cracking for a long time.

He has been cracking a long time. He's big, he's strong, he's got a blue suit. But you look like a sucker in the blue and red suit. Who said that? Sugar Hill Gang. You really don't know that? I mean, you're fired. You don't know about hip-hop.

I don't know, like, the first hip-hop song ever. Hip-hop. Hip-hop. Hip-hip hip-hip-hop. Imagine if niggas start, like, rapping like that again. And you should do it. A child is born. Get like a Detroit beat and then just start rapping like that and just see what happens.

You know, you know who's like. A chop, a chippy did chop chop, but you know who's song I heard. Switch on the Glock. I don't know if I like it or not. What? But I keep listening to it. What is it? A fucking backwood brat song.

Oh, my God. You got to have to her or something? I don't know, bro. I keep listening to this one song. You know what I'm talking about? No, but that's hilarious. I'm gonna play this shit after this. The Kandama team was here,

and they met Backwood Brat when Blueface came in, and they all still talk about her all the time. Like, she's like the most famous person they ever met besides Blueface. What one was that again? Backwood Brat? She was just a lit, backward smoking bitch that was on the Blueface show.

Also, why didn't we come? Yuri, Josh, why didn't we, we didn't come in with the fucking song. I forgot, but we still playing it now. the Zo O'Sama song. My favorite one? We got it clear so we can play it. We got to play it.

Oh my God. We're supposed to come in with it. I wanted to get my Joe button on and like come in with a song to set the energy and stuff. I like that. But this song is a hard of a song in L.A. I thought Gia Wallo did it. No, they do. But no, their shit's paid.

Well, I don't know. At least like the little dirt one. They take like submissions. We got to talk about that shit later. But that's, they're sitting there like fake vibe into a song for like two minutes to start the podcast off. Just sitting there. They do that every episode. It's every episode?

Yeah, it must be somebody. It must be, like, was it a notable artist? No. Well, I think it was like a K-Camp feature, but the artist that had him featured on it was not. He bought the K-K-Kamp feature. He bought the K-Camp feature and then bought the K-Camp feature and then bought the Wallying Gillow promo.

You want to steal their idea and start doing it? I don't really want to do it. This is the song right here. It's my shit right. Put us in the corner. This is all the Nogover Channel. Right to switch things get paid Tude it up

Little bitch, suitor up You gotta put the sunglasses on for this This is like L.A. Young nudie You guys just some of this You can never fuck it No, no No sakes for me

That's the funniest day it's ever Niggie in the dusty on the shirt Who else us if you don't know All these drugs Junkes niggas stop Tude that up Who's booted up? I'm on myself, who's us?

We never did the air loop. Let's hear a pay. By the way, we were just talking about K-E features on the podcast. I'm listening to make the game up. I can't shut up, I'm not alive. It's kind of hard. He reminds me of like, nudie from LA.

Really? I definitely see a kid. Really. He was in an Italy clip. Yo, okay, wait, wait, wait, Are we boss in real quick? Feet it up, Snab it up.

Knicks mad, jab him up. Watch your mouth, you're acting up. Two strikes better up. What are going crazy? What are going crazy? I see the hard of it. You don't like it right me up. We're talking about positive when we were talking about.

I knew he was a demon. I see the shirt. I was like, is that the Blasie Lits hot? The crunch was cute. The hardest song, the hardest song in LA right now. We fuck with that song and it's on the No Jeper channel. So everybody, I'm not gonna lie, it was hard. Go tune in.

That's the first time we ever played a song on here as well. A.D. won't white list us. Oh, no, look. You have before? You have? Yeah. So then why don't we come in on an AD song? Let's do it.

And then the house phone's on. Exactly. Yeah, you played us some ones that had some fire gay bars on the way to Vegas. Gar gay bars? Saying some suss asses. I have not heard no bad ones from house phone. You ain't listening hard enough. First of all, we was turned in the motherfucking sprinter van listening to House.

We were not in the Sprinter van. I wasn't talking about you. Pay for it by my boy on the way to roll out. I played them a bunch of songs. But no, actually, I played y'all more songs because I made more in the time. Do you think your music is rare? Like you're dropping rare Pokemon when you do drive that? I feel like I feel like I'm on my Playboy Cardi shit.

Like I'm starving the fans. But instead you're just podcasting, but you're not giving on the music? I'm working on other shit, you know what I'm saying? We got new colorways and shoes dropping. You know what I'm saying? I'm fucking that one. Yeah, man. So like, you know, we're working on other stuff.

What happened to that hat? I wanted to try out a couple different looks during this podcast. What you mean? What hat you had? Well, I had a hat that somebody sent me in the mail. Who took my gray hat? Where that? great hat. Big ski got a

fire-ass beanie on. I'm not going to hold you. I didn't came back and this nigga doing shit like this. What, trying on hats? Listen to music, trying on hats. I got this hat in the mail and I was thinking to just trying out a couple different looks on the pod today. This definitely is a sent in by a fan hat. You don't like it? Put it on. Let's see. I'm not saying

I don't like it. I don't think it's going to match my shirt. Oh, my God. They made it. Wait, this is not my hat. Just loosening it up. The hat that I had had had a fucking, uh, had a strap in the back and instead of a latch. Sounds like you. I got a strap in the back. That's right.

You look like a gay train conductor. You deal with them a lot? A gay train conductor. Honestly like the other one better. The dad one kind of sucks. Yeah? Yeah. You like this one better or the other?

No, the other one is cooler. Why? What's on this one? It's the same thing. It's the same thing, but the fit of it is better. I know, but this fits my head better. I got a weird head. Other one looked better, to be honest.

I got weird head. This one just gives you like just dad's why. He's like a narcav. Yeah, you look like drugs, kids. And then what about, what about that? He's like, so Twizzy. Hmm.

Yeah. What about it? Okay. Now you're back at him. Yeah, yeah, now you just. The narkey. There you go. I like that.

I like that the most. And then what about this? Yeah. Skeet Davis. Undercover cop vibes. You still look like you're like, hey, so my Twizzy. Is that what the kids are calling?

I would do a poll about what the best look is, but I don't want Josh to fuck up the way he's describing the different looks. You have no confidence. I mean, it's like black tea and hat. With glasses. Sweeter and hat. Sweeter and hat and glasses.

Or just sweater. I see, I'm already confused. I'm not even having... I mean, I guess if I was typing it out in front of me. Tud it up, little bitch, booted up. That song makes me want to fucking do hard drugs. That made me want to cripple-up. That's all made me want to, like, sock somebody in the office.

That makes me want to pop a jigger and just fucking start turning up the house. Pop a jigga? What is a jigger? I never know what you said? I didn't know when you say that. Once I put one in your booty hole, you're going to know what's going now. Hey, but also, speaking of booty holes with Gonzaga officially bounced from the NCAA tournament, the national championship is up for grabs, and so is the bag with my bookie.

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Really? That's why I'm always confused when people are eating it as a snack. Is it good or bad? Yeah. It's healthy, but I just don't find it like filling at all. Yeah, I mean like You ever eat a bunch of sushi And you think you're full as fuck

And then like If I order like two sushi rolls Off Postmates at fucking midnight That'll fill me up Yeah but then like I'll get back hungry Like a couple hours later You're eating California rolls That's why

Yeah, we're even the good shit Yeah When you get like the real sushi Like one will fill you the fuck up Oh he goes to Italy And he comes back A food snob He goes back

In Italy I have the most amazing sushi Who goes to Italy and eats sushi? Who goes to Italy and eats sushi? Mr. World Traveler. Tell us about why American food is no good. That niggins said, fuck eat. He said, fuck, eatily.

Nick, I'm in Italy. I know. We went to Italy, and then all of a sudden he's in Italy. That fucked me up. Did you have that planned out this whole time? What? You were like, you was at Italy? He was like, you know what?

I need to experience the real thing. It just snapped. Babe, before I go to Italy, I got to go to Italy. Italy is far out. For those who don't know, Italy is a restaurant inside the MGM in Vegas. I think it's like a restaurant everywhere. They have it here too, I found out.

Yeah. We got to go. You really liked it that much? Nah, it was all right. It was cool. The chicken was blessing, bro. What did you get? What kind of chicken?

I'm hungry. I haven't eaten it all fucking dinner. Eidily is so lit that Josh is literally kicking it with young jock. Yeah. Kiki and Josh knows over sports crew every Sunday every Sunday.

That's the most random interaction ever. Posted. Posted with young jock. What kind of questions did y'all ask a young jock? They're talking about everything. It's going down. There's a jock. Is it going down? Josh making that joke?

No, they're lucky. I wasn't there because I would have been like, how do you feel about the 42 Doug song? Because I'm an interviewer. You're a good, nigga. As soon as you see the guy. I'm going broke like John. I was just going right for the tea. You should have. Hey, job. No, no. Broke like job. I got a couple

question. You should have asked him about being an Uber driver. That was Cap. That was CAP. That was CAP. That was viral marketing. Wow. And then also you should ask him about when he had the auntie like homeover. Yeah. Oh, see, I didn't. That's what I'm saying. We got, we got questions about questions. Young Jock, come to the fucking podcast. I was deep in the fucking game last night because I interviewed Orlando Brown today.

Wow. I was deep watching a bunch of crazy-ass stuff. He pretty much in the interview, like, denied that any of it was real, any of the crazy shit that he'd been caught on camera doing or whatever. Him and his baby mama used to be arguing on live. That shit was crazy. They broke up on live like two weeks ago. I asked him about that, too.

This is the same girl? He's like, no, we're good. He's like, we back together now. No, we could. But he was posted up in here, man. He came through with some street guys. Brett? Oh, yeah.

He came a long way from Disney, man. He did. I can't believe that that's the same guy from that. So, Raven. I asked him if he broke the Disney code by saying that he smashed Raven. He said, Sigabloon. Classic.

Classic. Damn. Honestly, forgot about his moment. in time where he just like encapsulated the internet bro he was wild he said he did two years on meth but they've been sober ever since wow i believe it but bro i'm shout out to him for keeping it a 1,000 though yeah because he could have came on here live bro but he can wrap his ass off though you heard that like african like lion kings on his song day he got some wild shit he filmed that shit in the church and shit that's the one he doesn't it hard bro that shit is crazy

because he spends mad time in the dino so i was trying to get him to do music Oh, that's why he was doing meth. Well, that's what I'm thinking. Like, I mean, I mean, if you do meth in the Dino, it's going so much more normal. Yeah, for sure. It's like going downtown and doing meth. Nobody's going to notice. You just want another one of them.

Well, if you hang downtown, you might run into Vail. He might beat your ass. Bell talk. Hitman. Hit Man, Bill. I square up there. He interviewed somebody and then squares up with him afterwards. Yeah.

And, yo, I'm a fucking good. My, my, uh, not my. gay dar, but my white supremacist dar is really good. Because you're one of them. Thank you. I'm watching, I'm watching, uh, I'm watching Orlando Brown get arrested by this bounty hunter, right? And I'm watching, I'm looking at

him. Was a dog? No. I'm looking at him. He works in Hawaii. I'm, I'm looking at this bounty hunter and I'm like, oh, this guy 100 percent is like a Nazi. Like, I I'm looking at his tattoos and his whole vibe and everything. And I'm like, bro, this dude looks like a fucking white supremacist for sure. Yeah, like the eagle, like landing on their fucking

swastika. But then as soon as I mentioned it to Orlando And in the video of them arresting him, there's a weird edit where, like, you can't hear the noise for a second or two. And I'm listening to it, and I'm like, bro, that sounded like he said the N-word. Even though it's edited it out, it just seemed like they edited it out the perfect amount of time for him to have said that. And he fucking confirmed it right away that that guy did say it to him. Nigger Brown, come on! You can't be a bounty hunter and running around using racial slurs. I feel like that'll probably charge you into getting your suspect.

Like, it'll charge you up. Like, ah, like, got to go get that nigger. We're going to get them. Like, it's a fucking war chant. I mean, to him, yeah. Woo-hoo! That does, just because that might be why they do it, doesn't mean it's okay. Oh, I'm not saying it's okay at all, but I'm saying.

What gives bounty hunters the right anyway? Like, where do they come home? Yeah, like, that's what I'm saying. You got to get certified and shit, and then they, but yeah, I mean, that's what's crazy. Like, anybody could be a bounty hunter? Yeah, like, if I just wanted, if I just wanted to go arrest you right now, like, you know what? You just arrest. Like, I'm like, oh, citizens arrest.

They're like, no little house phone. You can't be a bounty hunter. Citizens arrest. Okay, what qualifies the citizens' rights? You broke podcasting. You're going with me, buddy. Bad podcasting. A citizen's arrest.

Well, remember the Ahmaud Arbery case? The guys just sort of looking around in some random house. They still don't really know what he was doing there or whatever. But then he goes back to jogging down the street. These fucking dudes jump in their truck. I guess there has been some burglaries around there. They chase him down. they jump out of the car with guns

he fucking grabs one of the guns and then they end up killing him and they were attempting to do a citizen's arrest and that the fact that those guys are all doing time now and I'm not sure exactly how much time they got but the fact that they got a bunch of time is kind of like a clear sign that the courts are not going to like just let people get away with whatever under the

idea that they're doing a citizen's arrest you know That's fucking stupid. Yeah. You could have called the police and just left it along See I didn't sorry I didn't mean to cut you up I just didn't I never knew the context behind that video of why they were I thought they were just chasing him because he was black and jogging. They say that there were a lot of robberies in that area.

Of course they said that. But then they also are like saying that there weren't that many robberies reported in that area. So who knows? Damn, man. Either way, you know, it's the crazy. The craziest part about Martin thing too, the same shit. Yeah, same thing. But the craziest thing about it is that they would still be free if they didn't put out the video.

Because when that shit happened, there was no public outcry because people are reading the police report. and it sounds like it was kind of justified and then once you see the video you're like, holy fuck. That shit was scary, bro. Just think about you just walking down the street, your motherfuckas hop in a truck and just chase you down like that.

Like you're literally an animal being hunted. And that was like the lead up to the George Floyd thing because that was like a week or two before that. That was a week before that? It was like right before it. So like the tension was kind of like building already in America in general, I think, or in the news and whatever.

I was just thinking about how like such a crazy time that was, like just all the the fucking looting and like people protesting in the streets and breaking into Sorolla Stop it Bro, I hate that it Like the meme

The craziest meme was somebody breaking into like a fucking Nike store And just running out with a gang of Nike's It's like my nigga man Well a lot of those places really never recovered from that Or like they didn't recover to the 100 Like to 100% you know That was that was a crazy time Especially being here

And spent so little time in Hollywood that I don't even know what that fucking area looks like but I guess I should drive around more is there still mad shit boarded up at this point no I don't think so I think I think it's back normal now but like just uh man it was just crazy seeing that many people just running around in the streets and shit like that and uh yeah that was just a crazy eyes time bro or I remember when we were just locked down and there was no traffic on the freeway that was the best that was fun I was just thinking I was on the way over here and dead stop traffic like man I wish that was it was a little scary because you didn't

really know like how bad this virus was and if it was just going to kill everybody but then like the fact that nobody was really able to get any work done so like if you got any work done in the day you just felt like wow like i was still coming doing podcast and shit and i'm feeling like wow like i'm really working my ass off because nobody else is doing fucking anything you felt like super accomplished huh yeah because i just kept going hard anyway i want to hear more about italy marona mea what's that mean instead of mamma mia you say marona mia what does that mean i don't know it's mama Mia. I don't know.

You just say it a little different. Throw a little swag on. I learned some new words. Give me some more. Child Bella. What is that? It's like you're saying like a girl like you're hot. Damn near.

Like you're beautiful. And you want to say a man is hot because I know your sister. You say, child bello. Chow bell. Change the A to an O. And then you say, Verissimo. Child Bell X.

Verissimo. If they're trans. What did that mean? You're magnificent. What did you just say? Child Bell X. What's that mean? Like Latin X.

what's wrong with this we want to fuck with the trans people as well oh okay so let's start off here when did the idea to go to Italy come about and what was the circumstances like you just went out there with your girl

and her family or what and why didn't you invite any of us I doubt that little house phone would be elephant in the room go have a that's just what I want to do I want to be just like sitting out in the hall while you and your girl are having passionate sex pause

okay yeah here this is a he would like this is a He would be like this. This is golden. We let us, know, we have a new signet. We're going to put this on plug-talk clip.

His name is AD. His name is Johnny Cochering, Jr. We've been waiting for this day. His name is Johnny Cochering, Jr. That's my brother. I came up to Kiki the other day in Long Beach and said, I fuck with Johnny Cochering. Shout out to Long Beach.

Shout out to Motherfucking Lord Fubu for the hat, man. Shout out to the bum who was sleeping in front of Joey Fats's store. What happened? He was just on his story. It was like a bum. Bum keeps sleeping in front of his store in Long Beach, and he keeps saying, like,

I got a $100 for whoever beat the shit out of his motherfucker whenever he's sleeping out of. I got a friend. He's like, rip the blanket off of him. Yes, why is Vell not? Val needs to be a homeless bounty hunter. Yes, that's good. That's perfect for him.

I mean, he could just sleep somewhere else. He doesn't have to necessarily sleep in front of the homeless store. Can he go next door? A lot of places would be cool with you sleeping there. Maybe an alley. Joey Fattene cool with it. So now I know. Okay, let's stay on track.

Okay, sir. What inspired? It's bad podcasting Adam. terrible podcast. What inspired the initial trip? Mario Brothers. Go. I knew a long time ago.

Aloigi. I knew a... Papa Johns. He wanted to find out where he came from. I said, I want to find the origins of this guy that said the N-word. They sell pizza. You were trying to confront them out there? You go to customs.

Show me the owner of Papa Johns. Like, what? No, I had, bro. It was a big trip. That's funny, though. Okay. It was a big trip. Because I knew my girl's birthday was on the 25th,

but her family was going to Italy, right? So I was like, I don't want to miss that much time. So I was like, I'll come the week of your birthday. I'll come stay a week or something like that. So I flew out there, but see, I didn't want to vlog, but I ended up vlogging like the whole thing and shit. Because you got bored? No.

Because I fucking went to the airport, right? They delayed my flight. They sent me to Amsterdam. With a five-hour delay, right? And delay me again for five hours. And then I go to Paris, and I have another five-hour delay in Paris. And I'm just like, I'm just vlogging. Yeah, I'm vlogging all this shit.

I'm glad this didn't happen to you, real. I know. He was like, Josh! I'm a fucking star! I'm a, with my limo is not. I've been on touring a little bit. Wayne, you niggins not for to rerob my flight. Delta!

You don't know I was on tour with Nikki Van Nuisance! I met Drake when he had a fucking part in his head. Yo. On trip. All right. Westside Hoover, your niggas will stop playing with me. He's pissed. He's sitting at home with smoke coming out of his steam coming out of his ears.

Oh, my God. That might have been one of your best jokes of all the time. That was pretty good. Yeah, that was good. So it took you, what, like 20 extra hours? 24 hours to get there. God damn. And it was supposed to be, what, like, eight?

No, 11. 11. That's not that bad. 11, 12. Okay. Because you got to take, you got to take, like, a three-hour flight, and then you take, like, a 10 or 11-hour flight. That's the worst thing.

The thing I hate about traveling is, like, to Europe and shit is, like, you know, if you're going to be there for a week, you're realistically to spend, like, two full days traveling and been, like, those are two days where you're just basically doing nothing. Bro, nothing. That's rough. That's why you got to, like, you got to make trips like that worth it because there's no way you want to spend two days out of seven. That's why I like going out there for a couple weeks, if possible.

That's what everybody says. You need to stay out there a month. Oof. A month is long. Yeah. Imagine we all went out to Italy for a month and did the podcast from there. Like, sitting on top of a fucking, what's those shit's going on? Like, when those rowing boats.

What are we going to talk about? You would definitely have like 10 Italian women signed to the Adam and Lynn a pork of hungry. You're taking a global. He's coming out with contracts. No, I'm locking my wiener down. You're trying to lock them down on the contract. Nah.

They ain't got no baddies out there, do they? What? Yeah, Rose Italy. Of course. Bro, Italian white bitches got the fattest asses of all white women. I think it's like Italian and then like Australia. He's not allowed to tell us if he thought there was a lot of hot girls. He probably has to be very careful with his words.

He's keeping his soul. There were hot girls out there. You did see our girls. Yeah. Okay. The nice Italian women. You're dead. You want to know, one thing I noticed, though?

You're fighting. I was off the Malfi Coast, bro, right? I go to Positaana. I noticed that there's not one fat person that lives there. I believe that. And I was like, wow, I'm one the biggest niggas on the island. You feel me? Got the homie for self-conscious.

I'm the king. I ain't going to lie. I kind of was like this. I was looking at everybody. I'm like, damn. I need to get in the gym. Damn. Really?

The food must have been insane. No. Let me tell you, it made perfect sense why there were nobody big, bro. It's so the incline of all the steps that you have to walk every day, my nigga. Oh, I would have not made it. It's like a workout to go do anything. Like, I'm like, really? Bro, it's terrible.

Oh, you wouldn't have made it. Can you roll us a blunt too? Thank you. I don't know about what. The way, you know what? You were like, you know what? I'm staying in here the whole time. I'm staying in the hotel.

Like, to do anything, you got to walk miles. You got to go up a heavy incline and stuff like that. but the food was fucking amazing, bro. Yeah, like I ate at the Gucci restaurant. That shit was crazy. Damn, you got to be special to eat there. Gucci restaurant, Gucci Exhibit. And you know, like...

What is the Gucci restaurant? Why do they have a restaurant? Why don't they have a restaurant here? They do? Yeah. I haven't been there. Well, you need to go. You need to go.

You need to go to deliver the bag. It's like a Beverly Hills. You can go right now. Maybe I will. You got to make like a... This is Ben in the Jumbers show. I'm going to eat at the Gucci restaurant by myself. No, that's kind of hard.

Do you have to make a purchase to eat at the restaurant? No. Well, if you're wearing full Louis jumpsuit. No. They'll let you in. They'll let you do anything. No, but they have a boutique there where there's only shit that you can buy there. You know what I'm saying?

But like one thing that everybody doesn't know that Gucci, not Gucci, but Italy makes all the fly designer shit. So they shit is like cheap as fuck out there, bro. Because it's all like Italian leather. You said you bought two Gucci shirts for like 300 bucks? Like three, four hundred bucks. Are you joking? How much was the Goyard shit? The Goyard shit was like cheap.

And then this is a good thing, too, is that whatever you buy in Italy, when you go to the airport, you get your taxes back. So you get 12% back over everything. Yeah, basically. What? Yeah, because I remember you sent us a video at the Go Yard store. And I was like, I was thinking in my head, it's probably not that much cheaper. But that's why I didn't actually bring nothing. But if I knew it was going to be that much cheaper, bro, I got that.

What a tap there. Hell of shit. Okay, what was the first thing you did like when you first got there? You checked into the hotel? I went to, I think I flew into Venice. and then Midd's Beach? No

I'm joking I know No he's not No it was It was just dope seeing like All the differences And stuff like that And the food

You know I'm used to Nick pasta You feel me And the pasta out here bro Like you eat the pasta You feel so tired Like you feel me It's terrible

So what do you eat that shit What are you doing On an average day though Like you're just walking around Going to get food You're doing everything You're going to eat We're going to go

see the Last Supper. We did that shit. You know what I'm saying? That shit was crazy, bro. Like, what is it like a fucking opera or something? No, the Last Supper is where... Oh, the painting. Oh, the actual Last Supper. The actual painting of Jesus with Judas and everything and they bring down like the history and shit like that. It's crazy too.

And, you know, like, for people who like don't believe in God and stuff like that, they had... Yeah, Adam. So, like, prime example. Like, I'm embarrassed. Like, it's a secret. They had people tried to destroy, like, the building. And... What?

Everything will crumble except like the painting, Adam and his people trying to get. For like years and shit. Adam, they failed. Jesus protected that painting. He did. Shouted to him. What a great guy.

Yes. He's almost like godly in a way. Godly power. He's crazy. That's cool. Okay, but so once you like get into the groove though, do you start to like kind of miss home or like was it weird for you to be away from all your usual devices out here?

No. because, bro, it was, it was dope seeing, like, all the architecture and stuff, too. Like, while I was out there, bro, the fucking R.B. shit happened. And, like, my mom was, like, flying off the handle. And mind you, I have an 11-hour difference. Right. So when the shit is happening, I'm just seeing, like, my phone, like, fans is upset. We could tell, because we're all talking about it and you're not saying anything in the group chat.

I'm like, oh, man, wait until he wakes up. No, but it was dope, though, too, because, like, like, when, when the R.B. shit happened and I seen how mad like the fans was, I was like, damn, like, I really turned this into something that people are, like, invested in this shit like that. You know what I'm saying, too? So, you know, my guy

Adam hit me up and he was like, hey, bro, let's, let's, uh, you should make a restaurant. You know what I'm saying? Put that shit together. And I was like, let's do it. Did you see any of our, uh, of us talking about your different restaurant idea? I watched the whole episode, bro. That was one of the funniest parts of the episode was that. But the meme nigga made the fucking

bagel shit that was like, I was like, oh, this is perfect. Speaking of the meme, dude, what did you think of the Hashbrown Town Tour? The Hashmort Town Tour was dope. I found out a lot about Josh. Yes. Yeah, I found out more about Josh than Adam. He's like a star cricket player. Everybody, I thought it was in the cross. It was. He keeps calling a cricket for some reason. But all the hardcore, no jumper fans, go to YouTube and type in Hash Brown Town, Nashville,

no jumper tour. And you'll find it was like a five-minute video that he made that, I mean, he got some good clips of my mom talking in there. What was that from? That was from a skate park meet and greet that I did like last time I went to Nashville. Which was like, what, like three years ago? Four years ago, yeah. What the fuck?

So my mom pulled up and just talking to all the kids about random shit about me and shit. Were you there? Obviously, you were there. Like a long-ass line of people just wanted to take pictures with me outside the skate park. I bet your mom was probably tripped out like, damn, like this little fucker used to go to the skate park all the time, not look at them. I know. That's fucking dope. I kind of was upset, though.

Why? Because, you know, he was sending me to VIII. videos, he put a picture of Beesca's on like the city hall. Yeah, why was it doing that in the video? That is true. And I told Adam, I was like, hey, I should bring Beeskulls back. He's like, hey, Beeskiskeh. It was a dope tour.

Free Beeskhas, tell them in the comments. I felt like there wasn't as much humor in it as I was expecting because he's so funny on Instagram that the tour was more straight up. Honestly, bro, he deserves a job just like how good he did, bro. I know, because I was, but that's why I was waiting to see the video because I'm kind of thinking like, bro, this guy gets. no jumper so well maybe we should hire and maybe we should have him

doing memes and this kind of stuff I felt like the tour was going to give me like more of an idea of who he was he didn't really go that angle because he's from there too right he's from right around the corner that's fucking insane he could be like the the couty of no jumper who's cootty Travis Cudy

you ain't seen the Cony dog I forgot that was his name I forgot forgot but I was surprised when I seen Josh on there I was like this is like a half Adam half Josh or like a Josh origin story. That's why I thought was interesting. It getting a little deeper into the story. And he's like, yeah, this is no wonder he's on no jumpers sports.

First of all, Adam was fucking. I mean, not Adam. Josh was dripped to fuck out. His hair was tight. He had an old Navy. He had like a button up on with the Old Navy over the button up. My God, I'm going to win pro. There's no Gucci store in Nashville. So Old Navy's basically like designer for us. Listen. It is.

My respect level for John. It was already high, but it like, it went through the roof. Because he scored a goal one time in lacrosse. He was killing it. He did lacrosse and he hit your sister. He said, great God. Go! He scored the ultimate goal.

No, no, wait, wait. I heard she was holding out until she saw that goal. Stop. Wait. Do you still have that fucking Nashua hockey jersey? I need that. I need that with the... Hey, wait, wait.

Let me wear up a Halloween. Does the sea... Does the sea on the jersey? Is that a captain or something? Yes, sir. You in a Nashville jersey with a fucking... like a dread wig just being Josh.

I like you want to do like a meeting greeting Hashbrown town. Just you. Just me. Just you. No, what we could do? If we got booked in Boston,

like who books stuff in Boston? Because if we had something in Boston, we could easily go on over to Hashbrown town. See, but we would definitely have to bring like fucking a thousand hash brown from McDonald's

just pass them out to the crowd. I at least wanted like some recognition for naming it back. I mean, honestly, We got to give AD that credit. I want to do a protest at the city hall where he put up that flyer. The B-Skaz one? Like, they should give you an award.

Why won't you just let the city? The key to the city, yes, John. Why won't you let Bees-Kus come back, man? I think Bees-Kuz, okay, these are things I would be okay with. I would be okay with you, like, coming out as Bees-Kuz and then removing the helmet. It's the dedication. If you want to do Bees-Kuz on your show, that would be one thing.

Look, Josh's like, my show is like a little more wild anyway. Yeah. That's what I'm saying. Yeah, you might be. You might get a little too worked up on the day. But I think T-Row should dress up like a kitty cat as well. And like, Duno should be like a possum. And like if everybody kind of had a different cost.

I don't know. What should he be? A furry? A furry? A furry. We just turned into like no jumper costume. Hey, y'all remember Furbys? Oh, yeah.

They were like, me hungry. This shit would not shut the fuck up. Did you have one? You took care of one? You took care of one? You'd throw the motherfuckers in the closet. It wake you up all night. So you like Pokemon, too.

So it makes sense to me. Pokemon was lit. Wait, it used to snore. The motherfuckers used to snore, man. No, you have a tamagachi? Tamagotchi, yeah. Oh, that's a little game. Yeah.

Game thing. You'd have to take care of it. I never had it. All my name is died. Wait, they would die in the thing? Yeah, yeah, if you don't feed them. I don't remember. But the Furby, you had to, like, put your finger on their tongue, and they'd be like,

that's fucking weird. I have a question. You ever take your kid to a fucking, like, we took our kid to a gym class? It's like a room. Heroes? Heroes? That was fire. okay

take a look at my girlfriend is she's the only one I got gotta da da da da it's like it's like a room like in a fucking strip mall with like just mad like crap that like a one year old kid two year old kid

my niece goes to that shit all the time it's called monkey what's the shit called I forgot the company it's a big one but it's in all the malls and he played with other kids that obstacle course

that's kind of fire it felt like I was taking my kids of a club it is kind of like it's a kid's club because it's like all the kids can run around and play and stuff. Wait, but do you drop the kid off?

No. And then you go shopping and you pick the kid. That would be lit though. Although it would be a lot harder to make the decision because the kids are going to be freaking out if you leave and shit, you know? No, that reminds me one time, bro. I took my daughter to this fucking like Discovery Zone shit. That sounds tight already.

And I watched her going into this slide and my nigga. She didn't come out. She didn't come out. I was freaking the fuck out, bro, for like 20 minutes. Wait, she didn't come out for 20 minutes? I said, where is my daughter? I could not. find her around this shit. I'm stressing out.

And then I looked my nigga and she's holding up all the kids. It's trying to kick her back to go down the slide. You couldn't find it for 20 minutes? She was in, she never came out to slide and she was holding up other kids. What the fuck? Yeah, I was scared as fuck though, bro. That never happened to you at like a like a water slide place or something where you not like you get like stuck going down.

Hell no. There's, I mean, what am I? 400 pounds? How does you get stuck? The shit is like it's water rushing down it. I'll be scared they like to get caught on a water ride. No, look, look, raging waters had like, it wasn't a lot of water flowing. Is there a water park around here?

Yeah. Where we go to water country when we were kids? Yeah, water country. You got raging waters? Soke City. Sock City. You fuck with that shit or you think it's kind of gross? I used to.

I used to. It's kind of nasty. Now you think about it motherfuckers be peeing in the wave pool. Yeah. Once you grow up and realize you're floating in like somebody else's like. Dude, I watched this whole video about what percentage of pools are made of peels. Made of pee? Even like best case scenario, there's a lot of pee in there.

What do you mean by made of pee? I mean, don't the chlorine kill it? It's supposed to, but I don't think it kills that much of it. Josh said 10 to 20% of the pool is pee. Yeah. That's fucking insane. Have you ever seen somebody shit in the pool? When I was a kid, yeah, and they had to drain the whole fucking pool.

I don't know, but I might be thinking of a caddy shack or am I thinking of catty shack or am I, no, it did happen to me. No, no, no, no, the Nashua pool downtown and downtown and the entire. the Nashville pool with me and my mom and my fucking sister went there one day and some kid had shit themselves in the pool and we knew because we walk up and the pool's like halfway empty they had to drain the whole pool from one turd. Why didn't

they just grab like the fucking leaf thing and just scoop the turd up? Because then you still got turd particles going crazy in the pool. It's all broken up. But you've seen Caddyshag where someone drops a Snickers bar in the water and then they have to be. That'd be kind of a good prank. Freaking out. No, but I remember when I was in Thailand when I was 19

or 20 or some shit that we snuck in we met some girls they take us to their hotel we're chilling and stuff we kind of realize that we don't really like the girls so we all it was wrong with them there's you know whatever we just don't give a fuck about them so we hop in the pool I see my homie swimming to the deep end and then all of a sudden I see him pedaling back really

really fast and then I see some snakes floating in the water in the fucking they have both cut turds in the pool oh I thought you meant actual snakes I think they were trying to like do something gross to like piss the girl off so she would like so he's shit in the pool I swear to God they had some anaconda

swimming towards us in the pool, bro. That's disgusting. Why can you just be like, hey, I'm not fucking with y'all. Like, you got a shit in the pool. But sometimes you don't want to just tell the girl that you don't fuck with us. Sometimes you want to drop a hot turd in the pool.

I think you can get a charge for that these days. For dropping a turd? See, that's why the game is so fucked up, man. The game is fucked up. I can't even drop a turd. Nah. You damned if you do. You damned if you don't.

Like, you go on a date, like, this day it's not going well. Exactly. Imagine that. To your Tinder date? Bro. Wait, wait. Speaking of shit on the ground, like daylight. Speaking of Tinder, I know y'all didn't watch this.

You watch it? Yeah, that's just funny. You watched everything before you. We talked about this like three weeks ago. You're all the late one, man. Yeah, I know. We watch everything. Fuck you guys.

My enemies are after me. My enemies. Send me 100 grand. My enemies are after me. Wait, wait. I see the picture of a turn? Me and my girls still say that shit all the time. Hey, you see the picture of a turn?

My enemies are shitting. Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait. Okay. I might be, did you guys watch bad vegan, too? I only watched the first episode. Bro, that's the most boring episode. You got to get past the first episode. It wasn't that good, yeah, but I'm telling you back in here.

No, no, no, no, no, no. Start the second episode and just watch it from there. It's literally, if you thought Tinder Swindler was crazily, watch Bad Began, bro. You literally just said crazily. I like it. They're all bad vegans if you ask me. You'd a fucking T-Bone. If you thought the Tender Swindler was just,

a finesseur? No, nigga. Bad vegan is the real finesse. I feel like the real tender swindler is Myron. If you DM a hundred girls. That's not my rind. You get Tender than reply. But I feel like the tender

swindler should totally go on fresh and fit, do you think? That would be fucking classic. Oh my God. He could put them on game for sure. Yeah, he got the real sauce. You know what I've been watching? I would buy a course from him. I've been watching Peacemaker. You need to watch that. DC. Really?

Probably the best intro of all time. He needs a pacemaker. I got no patience for watching fucking superhero bullshit. But it's like, he's literally you. If you were like, well, he does porn and has a podcast. He has a white supremacist Dan. Shut up, Phil. He has a fucking, he has a, he has a, he has a, he has a 22.

His best friend is an eagle. Like, it's just like, it's like dark, it's like dark comic. Like, it's like the boys. You seen the boys before? We used to talk about the boys every week. Yeah, he used to talk about. It's like the boys. Okay.

Pause. Damn, I'm really late on all this stuff. They're like, Batman isn't, he's like, Batman's a pussy. He'd say shit like that. Like, he ain't, yeah, he said shit like that. But he'll be literally talking about Batman. That's fire. I just popped to Perkinset out.

I feel like Batman. Spoiler. What's the point? Jermaine bitch and her best friend. You ready for a spoiler? I got $500, bitch, give me a lap dance. I just spent $1,000 on these black pants. What song is that?

Easy back in. So you had to chop a brick. I'm like Jack Chan. I got the utmost respect for the crackheads. I asked him about like almost every lyric in that song in the interview, but the one, when I asked him, him about the fucking Batman line he said I go like what's what's up with that line he's like no I ain't about Batman that's like he's like that's just a dude from my hood

that's all for real that's hard that you probably perks or whatever and I'm like well that we all thought it's funny because we're picturing like that's why Batman is out here beating up criminal you turn it to a superhero after you take the part funny we're all singing on that line and we don't even know that's the best line no you know uh Peezy and fucking Ralphie have been dropping music together oh so fire bro Oh, to fight the force. That one, no, they dropped another one, like, I think, like, last week. Watch my PZ interview on it drops this fucking fire.

Oh, you just did it? Didn't you do one back in the day? No. A couple years ago? No, I didn't even know about Pizian until I found out about Rio. What? That's so late. Bro, he's the origin of all that shit.

He's the pioneer, man. He's the origin. He's the Piano? You know, I was... You said Pino? I said Pio. I don't know. I was dealing with this girl who really likes all that type of music and, like...

Took a shit after she said played the music movie? No, no, no, no, no. I was trying to put her on to Peezy. And she was just like, I don't know, man. Like, I'm not fucking with it. Oh, I said this before. No. I thought I told the story.

I was shit in the pool then. But wait. Like, she loves Rio. She loves RMC. Mike. Like, she loves all that shit. I don't know that when I first heard PZ, it wasn't my favorite. But then I like listen to like.

You got to really dive in. A couple times. And then all of the time. Yeah. All of a sudden he was like my fair rabber. No I'm saying. If you do your due diligence and you listen, bro, that nigga is fucking gas, bro. And I.

see why they all put the respect on him because, bro, he's just a nigga. His interview is so good. Ghetto boys, we're the new death row. Come on. Ask him all about that. I asked him if calling someone Ghetto is offensive. You do, yeah? If you call yourself Ghetto, it's okay. No, because the example I brought up,

it's because one time I was with DJ's scheme and he was like going to do a DJ performance at a club, and he pulled up with like me and like 20 other people. Yeah, of course. And the club is like, I don't know if they ever let like a DJ come in with that many people, but they definitely were not trying to let and this is like his first

like not like the first but like I think one of his first club bookings in Hollywood or whatever and the fucking guy comes out and he's just like they're arguing back and forth for a little while because because scheme's not trying to like leave everybody outside and the guy's just like you come up in here acting all ghetto and oh my god

that fucking air got sucked out of the room because everybody's already heated and then he says that it was that's probably the worst thing that felt like he said the N word and it just got like really weird and I was thinking about though I'm like part of why it was weird is because like scheme is not ghetto at all

because Pizzi's like I am ghetto you could call me ghetto I am the fucking definition of ghetto like you know if you if you feel like that then you're not gonna be that offended by it but this dude's saying it's a scheme who's like really not I would not ever use that word to describe them

it got weird what happened what was the end result did they let did they let the 20 people in no I don't know I think I ended up just leaving at some point i think we all hung out in the parking lot like black on black bottles we hung out in the parking lot he just starts djing in the parking lot he puts the ox cord on and just starts going crazy that was weird because i never go to clubs

and all of a sudden i'm seeing like just random like fucking like rappers i've interviewed and stuff and they're just hanging out of the club and like nobody even knows who they are and i'm just like oh shit you just hang out here fuck bro that's welcome to the l a life man i'm glad i'm out of it yeah but i'm still down to do a club hosting with ad if he gets that set up Bro, you know what's so fucked up is I just got to offer to host a Metaverse event? That's crazy. And it's like a bag where I actually have to do it. I'm not coming.

I know what you want to do. AD coming this room. He's going to take you to some side room. That's actually. I told them. Like, I'm trying to fuck my homie in the Metaverse. They literally set up this whole thing just so Adam and get some AD. Yo, you know, I'm going to be making so many AD jokes on the fucking Metaverse.

No, I'm going to get a shirt that says I love our AD. bro why would you do that like i love n y's shirt that's what how about that for merch that's kind of good wait wait wait but the heart and why the heart should be a roast beef sandwich in a shape of a heart the heart is made of meat or it's a blue heart no it's blue rose beef or just blue heart just blue that sounds so gross yeah blue rose beef that sounds like a feteer you're gonna turn to a fucking smurf that should be your thing at compton burger as you sell blue rose beef sandwiches we never said that's gonna be called Compton, but that's stopping. That's just the

identical name. Your shit, Armand Dele. I had the best one. Armond's Deli. A. D's Armawn's Deli. You're trying to blame me like, I want to eat no fucking roofed Chris from him. Yeah, right.

Then he's going to come in and colonize it afterwards. This is Adams. This is a no jumper. It's going to take a while before I want to buy a $400 steak from you. I think that as a restaurant tour, you should start out a little bit lower. Listen, I didn't know who the fuck Gordon Ramsey

was, but I didn't know. I can be fucking Gordon Ramsey. What are your accolades? Like, what have you accomplished in the food industry? I didn't eat a lot of food. Yeah, every day, actually. You're not getting any pushback on that. I eat food every day.

I go to nice restaurants. I know what type of food it is. I'm saying like when a clothing company comes out and just wants to make their hoodies like $400, but nobody's ever heard of them and they're not popping and nobody gives a shit, it's just like, what the fuck are you talking about? How the fuck you're going to say that about me? But then when Louis, when Louis comes out and they're like, oh, our hoodies are $500. It's like, well, you are Louis.

You do have stores and all the biggest most of the best designers. You can't do that with food though. Because if food tastes amazing, your stock will go up their fucking roof. Yeah. Why just don't know if... I don't think the average community subscriber is in the market for a $400

steak, but I do think that they... I think they might cop a $9 burrito. I'm with that. Full of blue roast beef. What about a $5 bagel? Bagel, no. We got to charge more. Yeah, you gotta charge like an $8.

That's why I need you to partner with me. Charge more. Yeah, for real. Charge more. For real. What are those, like, Jewish bagels called? Locks. Yeah, them shit's, are lucky, be kind of good.

I love a locks bagel. I always thought that was so weird growing up. You niggas eating sliced salmon on a fucking bagel with cream cheese. And then I- Once in a while, Jews think up something that just goes crazy that nobody else would ever think of like, none of these other cultures are trying to put cream cheese and fucking cheese and fucking salmon together, right? Bro, that shit is really good.

That's crazy. Well, you also have a really shitty one. It depends on where you get it from. It's like the curly sideburns. Who the fuck thought of that? They just stay rocking it. The drip is crazy. Jack in the box.

What? That big whitehead thing? He don't got fucking curly sideburns? No, I'm thinking of curly fries. That's different. Speaking of food, I've seen the first episode of me and Duno's food review show.

That shit looks fucking amazing. I need to know when you have a Adam agrees. I want to go to Cougar burger. Yes. I want to do all that shit, man. It's funny, though, because they went and they hit like a regular ass Mexican spot that was probably, I don't know, like 30 bucks for the whole meal. And then they hit a fucking sushi restaurant that's like five grand.

Shout out to Chef Val, man. Yeah, look, if we do Cougar burger, we got to go to Cougar burger first and then we got to go to somewhere. I'm bringing a Blamia. I'm letting you know. Where is Cougar burger? It's not in a nice area. I want to go to a-bril. It's literally fine, bro. It's not in a nice area.

Go back to Hawkins. I already went there for a vlog. Hawkins is not a nice area, but the food is fire. Are you going to come there wearing neutral colors? Who? You? I'm welcome over there. Okay. Wait, but listen, if we go to Cougar burger.

I can wear a purple hoodie. If we go to Cougar. If we go to Cougar Burger, we got to go somewhere nice after, too. Bougar Burger. Burger? What if you can make a burger that tasted kind of like burgers, but good? Adam. This is bad podcast.

Be honest, do you? Do you hate the way Bougars taste, or do you just hate Bougars taste? I mean, how many boogers have you ate? Oh, shit, love. Yeah, me too back in the day. I honestly quit a few years ago. A few? Nigga, you are almost 40.

Bro, I was bad. What do you mean? A few. I was bad. I need you to specify a few. Listen, I'm just talking to me of saying. Bro. You know who tried that, though?

What? Eating boogers? No. Putting a burger burger. No, no. They tried to make the booger like the booger jelly bean because of the Harry Potter shit. Fuck, no. Oh, you ever have those?

It's like earwax and shit like that is disgusting. Most jelly beans tastes gross. No, no, no. No. They made Harry Potter ones that taste like dust and dirt and trash. Burger and fucking earwax and shit. What? And you eat them?

Honestly, I never had them because I fucking found the whole concept. No, no, no, no. Have you ever been, like, on tour and you stop at some random gas station? And they have like,

like hot sauce soda, ranch soda. You ever seen that before? No. I walked in there. They was eating fucking, they was drinking like a hot chito drink or something. You niggas are fucking weird.

It was hot mountain dew. Yeah, hot mountain dew. I would literally slap that shit out of your name. It was a hot mountain dude. That shit tastes just so good. It wasn't that hot. Bro,

it sounds, it was like Mountain Dew with a little hit. That sounds like it's going to like give your uretha a fucking bacterial infection. You would have loved it. I would have loved it. You would have loved it. It was amazing. Everybody who drank it fucked with it.

Josh is shaking his head, no. And I trust Josh is a custer from the wrong side of that town. Wait, wait, so Nashville is split up into two different schools. Yes. Was it school of beef?

Well, it only, The year I graduated was the last year that it was one high school. Back in like the 1940s. And then I graduated in 2002, fuck you. And then all of a sudden, 2003 and it was split up. You were in 11th grade when 9-11 happened? Yes.

You remember that shit like you was there? I was there. He was like, cool. I don't get a fuck about this shit. I want to check off. Drive away. Yeah, no. I was just riding BMX.

Honestly, didn't really give a fuck. Bro, they fuck. You didn't give a fuck about that. That's crazy. It was pretty fucked up. But I don't remember like dwelling on it too much. I was just kind of like, we go like. I remember like,

we go to the skate park. They bought the TV in the fucking, in the classroom. On the little rolling thing. And we watched that. And my teacher was like, oh my God. I was like,

this is crazy. That shit was. Do you actually think it was crazy? Or were you like, it's a war outside. So fuck this. No, bro. It's a war.

I've never seen no shit like that. Like on national television. Yeah, that shit was crazy. Speaking of, you know, it was quite similar. What? Watching Will Smith smack the shit out of Chris Rock.

It was right. That was like, okay, honestly, it's very, different than 9-11 because nobody died that was the craziest job. Someone got a little bit hurt. But it was like

every single person in America saw it, thought about it, talked about it, witnessed it, could not believe it. Or even if you didn't watch it right when it happened, you saw it five seconds later on social media. Yeah, instantly, I'm on Twitter. Was she crying? Why does Lennon love Chris?

It's not safe. It's not a same. I don't even leave. Shut the fuck up. What, Lennon dated Chris Rock. anyway. Okay. Wait, literally? No. What about I saying? I'm literally like, bro, this nigga is convincing me right now. I would have a hard time

dealing with that. Why? You're too funny. Like, how the fuck am I going to compete with that? Yeah, you're not funny at all too. So it's like... Okay, wait, so... Because I was going to say something, but it didn't make sense, so I just stopped myself, bad podcasting? Bad podcasting. Okay, so...

Call back. When I first saw the... When I first saw the thumbnail, I clicked on it, I was like, this is fake. Like, the way his hand was, the way his face, like Chris rocks. It's an old-timey duel. Yeah, like, I was just like, okay, this is fake. The thing that blew my mind, too, is the way that when Will Smith is walking towards him,

and I don't know how much, like, martial arts training he's done or whatever, but his body really doesn't, like, reveal that he's going to slap him. Yeah. And then at that one instant, he just, like, very fluidly lifts his hand and, like, puts his all into it. Like, it felt like he had been training to him. hit someone like that because he did it so perfectly. Think about how much more... He did it before and a guy trying to kiss him. Think about how much more likely

it would be that Chris Rock puts his hands up. Or like d'clenches, moves, and that the blow doesn't land so perfectly, which would have been good, I guess, because we got hurt last, but it would have been so much less viral if it didn't just land flush across his face, you know? I didn't necessarily take into consideration his body language, but you were completely right. It was maybe Chris Rock probably thought he was coming up on stage to grab the mic and say something. That would have been something.

But I think in Scientology, this is what they're saying. In the Scientology world, it's like that's a normal thing to do. If somebody disrespects you or whatever, you fucking smack them across the face. That's kind of like I challenge you to a duel. You put the fucking glove on the clock. That's why it felt like a return to like an old-timey thing because people just don't hit each other in professional environments anymore. Bro. Oh, no.

The memes are fucking amazing. I got a shout out. Remix and Sway God. That's what I was looking for on my phone. I want you to hear this. I wonder how many people have made these type of song. What? This niggins is he killed it.

He killed it. Shut off the Sway, the remix God for that. That was crazy. Okay, now that you've had a couple of days to think about it, what are your thoughts on the fact that this happened, who's in the wrong, who's in the right? How do you feel about it? Will's wrong.

Will issued an apology, so it seems that he at least is admitting some wrongdoing. I kind of feel like they were going to take his fucking award away if he didn't apologize. I don't know if that's why he apologized, because I also believe that he probably feels bad about the whole thing. But I also feel like maybe to the Academy Awards, if he didn't apologize, then it would look bad. And maybe now they're like, all right, we'll let him keep the award because he apologized. Well, like, if they were going to do that, though, they wouldn't have even given it to him. I don't think they had a fucking option. Like, in the heat of the moment, they got like 10 minutes.

to decide what the fuck they're going to do. They can't not give the award out. Yeah. They can't change the winner. Yeah. You know? And think about it. This is a situation they've never had to deal with before.

They've never even thought about this happening. They didn't let some niggas in the dough. Like, think about when Kanye ran up on Taylor Swift. What if Kanye would have smacked Taylor Swift? That's what I'm saying. When Kanye ran up there on Taylor Swift, it was so viral that even Obama had to say something.

Like, that was the most viral thing. ever. This asshole, Kanye was. Nobody got hit. Nobody got hurt at all. Well, this is like a real blow was landing. Will Smith slapped the shit out of me. He really did. I'm really like stuck on the part where you said his body language didn't give off the fact that he was going to smack him. But like, what did Chris Rock really think that he was about to do? But probably like, if I'm Chris Rock, I'm thinking that him saying something into the mic is more likely than him hitting me. Exactly. Him, I don't know, like, scared. me in the eye. It seems like all

those other things are actually more likely than him hitting him. I think the number one was the first one you said like, oh, him just grabbing the mic or saying something. Giving him a hug. Like saying something. I would have beat the dog shit out of Will Smith. Because you know what? He ate it, Loki. He ate it, but boy Chris Rock, a better nigga to me. If Will Smith

had taken the mic and said, Chris, I understand you're a comedian and you're here to make us all laugh. But my wife's has a condition. She's very sensitive about it. et cetera, et cetera. I think we might all be just, like, universally agreeing.

Like, holy shit, Will Smith handled that like a fucking G. I think the slap kind of like taints the whole message, you know? What if he would have said that? Bro, he lost his cool. Yeah. And would you ultimately lose when you lose your cool at the end of the day. But look, what if he would have gave the speech and then smacked them during the speech? On the butt.

Like a little, ah. No, that's like, what if you had kicked them in the ass? Okay. But you, like, you know, you're going to see someone really. kick somebody in the ass like you feel bad for their tailbone. But I didn't even get the joke at first. I was like G.I.J. And then I showed her. I was like, oh, I get it. I pay so little attention to movies that I'm thinking like,

oh, she was in G.I.J. Bro, I read some shit. I don't know. Who was in G.I.J. No, I don't know. I don't fucking know. I read some shit that even the context of the G.I.J. Actor made it even worse. So it was like the actor who played G. Actress. Actress was like cheating on her fucking husband with like a younger. God. So I think they made that shit even more worse than what it was. I don't think anybody was thinking about it that deep.

But maybe she did because she seemed super offended. Like that face that she made. But you got to think about it. If you have a fucking disease that is causing your hair to fall out. That's scandalous. And why would you even joke about that shit at the fucking Oscars? But at the same time, I have a lot. Like, I've had a bunch of friends over the years who had alopecia.

And granted, like, roger. A few of them we might have, like, made some jokes about it. For the most part, you don't really focus on something about it because you do think, like, it's pretty embarrassing or whatever. But I never would have thought that it would be that offensive. What happens to you with alopecia? You start in spots where your hair starts falling out. You're like, ball. You start bald.

I'm pretty sure hers is real serious where she, like, that's why she had to shave her head because it's like bad, like a lot of hair falling out. I'm saying that it's not like a cancer or nothing like that. You could die from. I mean, I didn't want to say it, but look at Kee right there. Yeah, my brother got this. Oh, for real. Shout out the big ski, man. But I had a homie who was super-stress.

out for a while and he got it and then he like got his shit together and then it went to your transplant person no how do you make it go away doing that for jalapitia is pretty funny though doc can you fill the spot in how do you make it go away though I don't know what exactly is the cause is it stress health oh shit I need to be careful three packs of Newport today and helping for that to happen to a woman that is like yeah that's fucked up and I mean I one thing that I feel like has been pretty consistent for anyone who's talking about this is that this incident just doesn't

exist in a vacuum. AD was pointing out that he's reading Will Smith's biography and that he's talking a lot about how he dealt with this feeling of being a coward as a kid because his dad was beaten on his mom and he didn't do anything about it. I'm sure that regardless of what happened

in the whole situation with Will's wife fucking this other dude or whatever, I'm sure there's some feelings mixed up in that. I'm sure the fact that He has been like the internet punchline over and over and over for years. Yeah. All that shit kind of builds up. And he even said it in his acceptance speech for the award. He said like when you're a celebrity, you're supposed to take all this shit on the chin.

You're never supposed to get mad, et cetera. It seemed like he was kind of acknowledging that that incident was not about Chris Rock. It wasn't about that. That joke was the perfect thing to set him off. But this was like the culmination of a lot of stuff that he even kind of deal with. And I mean, that's the interesting thing about it is that Will Smith really like lives his life. with his heart on his sleeve and has really been like a lot more open about the shit that he's going through than the vast majority of other public figures he literally said like in his book too

that he thought about committing suicide bro yeah so you know like it just shows that nobody is above you know mental health you know what i'm saying real problems and stuff like that and what we've seen was a real people a real human moment people lash out shit like that happens and shit like that like i feel like uh people at home that don't understand that type of stuff, though, they just, they assume once you get to a certain level or you get,

you achieve a, you know, however many accolades or money, they think that that changes all that. I don't think that's the case at all. It does not at all. No. In fact,

it could be worse. I mean, I think, yeah, like, I don't know. Like, when I watched Will do that,

I just felt bad for him. Honestly, like, I just felt like, holy shit. Like, he's going through it. And you see a lot of people

trying to paint it as this, like, purely, like, tough guy thing. I don't think so at all. He stood up for his woman. I had the conversation

with my girl. I'm going to go out on a limb and say that I think that Jada probably feels the same way. I said to my girl, I said, how would you feel? We're in the exact same situation.

At the Porn Awards. At the Porn Award. At the Avian Awards, somebody starts making fun of you for doing pregnant porn and we fucking, I run up on there. You might have to.

Because that's insulting you and the kid. You can go fuck. She said, she said, she said, one percent, she'd be like, oh, he loves me. And they're like 99%

would just be embarrassed and just be like, holy fuck. You made that way worse. Because now you got everybody, did you see that fucking comedic rant that Andrew Schultz went on? That shit was disrespectful as full. He went stupid. I got to watch that on the way home now. He went crazy. Now, we don't need to smack him for that.

He got to find Andrew Schultz and beat his ass thing. He was just, I mean, like, I've seen what's her name, Kathy Griffin also speak up too. Like, a lot of the comedians were like, oh, we got to fucking worry about. This was bad. Because this incident in a, in a vacuum where it's just like a problem between two. people, it's kind of like whatever. They did it. No one got seriously hurt. They're going to move past it. They're probably going to be cool. It is what it is. But the idea that this could become like normalized that you could see this happening to like a lot more comedians or I don't

know, rappers or other people who do stuff on stage who might offend people at some point. It's kind of like a scary precedent if it becomes like a more common thing because I just don't think that we want to live in a world where comedians have to be worried about people smacking the shit out of them if they make a bad joke. Well, some of them jokes are, like the R.S. Afira nigger, what he said about Kobe and shit? Like, you need to get smacked for shit. If I was saying, I might keep a nice security guard on stage. What?

No, yeah, he went, but that's his thing. He goes. When Kobe died, he was going in. He says every bad thing you could possibly think about him. I don't think is a wise thing to do. When anybody passes away. You're really inviting a lot of negative energy when you do that, you know? And then people are just going to do that to you pass away.

When somebody dies, there's like a vacuum of people, like, where people want to blame somebody. And a lot of times you can't because it's like if somebody overdose, like who the fuck you blame it. Somebody gets shot and you don't know who shot him. Who are you blaming? So it's usually like the first person to make a bad joke about the situation or say something insensitive. And then you see all that anger about somebody dying convert into anger at this person for disrespecting the situation. So that's why a lot of times when like things are really, really intense on Twitter, I'm going to be like, I'm just not going to say anything.

even slightly spicy right now because I don't want to spend the rest of my fucking day getting destroyed by all the mean Karens. It might not even be the day. It might be for the week. It might be like a couple weeks on the fire. Yeah, for real, man. And I don't know. I don't know what Andrew Schultz said, but like.

Oh, he says some shit. He was going crazy. He said this is the first time that Will Smith took home an Oscar and I'm not talking about the gay guy gay Mexican guy. He made like 20 ball jokes. He was saying some shit. But his point was. If you don't want to get made fun of by comedians,

don't smack a comedian because he's looking at it like some straight gangster shit. Like, that's my fucking tribe. And if you want to disrespect us, then we're going to make you a fucking target, which I get it. I respect that honestly because if you're a comedian, I think you've got to stand with Chris Rock on this. Yeah.

I mean, fuck. It's like they're going to, like, you made the moment so much more like people where people are going to talk about it. Nobody would give a fuck about her alopecia or whatever. wasn't for him doing that. He made it so that every person in America knows about her condition. Or even

her being upset about the joke. She just rolled her eyes. I mean, when you see the footage, he was laughing and then he looked at her. He looked at her and seen how she said it off. But, but I mean, they pointed out that he made a joke about her before, too, a couple of years back, too. Oh, yeah. So it's kind of like... Do you remember

what the joke was? I listened to it, but I forgot. It was something like... It was in 2016. She wanted to boycott the fucking... Oh, she wanted to boycott the Oscars. And he said, I don't need to boycott the Oscars. The same way that's like me boycotting Rihanna's pussy. I'm not invited.

That was amazing. That was funny. That was a pretty good joke. But I mean, that's a different joke. That's like a joke about her acting. Versus her hair loss. Yeah, I know. But then she was at the Oscars.

Well, I guess with Will Smith, though. Right. What do you think about Jaden's saying? And that's how we do it. Stop it. That's what I did. They tweeted that. It has like a million likes.

I'm like, bro. Stop it. Do you do this? that? Like, who did you smack Jaden? Like, I don't know. I don't like a smacking, niggas. He's the karate kid. He for sure smacks somebody. He was a karate kid in the movie? He was the remake. In the remake? I didn't even know that. He's an icon living.

I'm just an icon living. If you're smacking people in the movies, I'm not giving you credit for that, bro. I don't know. Shit, you think Chuck Norris will people ask in real life, don't you? Doesn't you know karate? Any of martial arts master? I don't know. Steven Seagal? Aren't they all martial arts guys, at least to some extent? He's a karate. I don't think Bruce Lee was on shit.

No, listen. What? You're crazy. You ain't seen once upon a time in Hollywood? Connor McGregor was fucking up, though. Stop it. That's not a real. That's like,

it's not like completely accurate to history. If you put Connor, Connor, Conner McGregor and Bruce Lee on the UFC game, on the UFC game, Bruce Lee? Are you tripping? I'll put Bruce Lee against the worst fighter in the UFC right now.

Are you, you broke the dog shit out of them? This thing is crazy. Do you know how far martial arts has come in the past 30 years? What's Bruce Lee going to do when they get him in That's like saying... You never heard of an arm bar. That's like saying Muhammad Ali

could not fight with Mayweather today. You sound crazy. That's probably fair too. I mean, striking has come a long way. Have you seen how Muhammad Ali fights? I'm not educated enough to speak on that, but I think when it comes to the martial arts conversation, think about like the fucking martial,

the karate guys in the early days of the UFC. They got fucking obliterated. But that's not UFC though. They're not doing choke holes and shit like that. I'm talking about a fight. Bruce Lee against a UFC fighter. On the street? Bruce Lee has no.

knowledge of how to fight on the ground during his lifestyle. Bruce Lee going to whoop some U.S. I don't think so. He might beat his ass before they get to the ground. I am not the most educated person on this, but Bruce Lee, I don't think it's happening. I think you're going to get turned into a custer by a fucking third-rate USC prospect. That's fucking insane.

Pretty sure. If you go play the UFC game, who got the higher ranking? Bruce Lee. Exactly. He got 99 overall. Really? Yeah. He's in the game. Yeah. Of course. He's a fire. You can't fuck with Connor.

Okay, okay. I want to say this, but I don't know if people are going to defend it, but rest in peace, my boy, Kimbo. A lot of people thought the same thing about Kimbo, like he was going to come into the UFC and just go crazy. Kimbo was fucking everybody up in the backyard, but then all of a sudden, you're around a bunch of dudes who have been training for 10 years plus to fucking learn to fight. He did end up doing, he did do good in the UFC. He was always so stiff. Yeah, but. He was a little punchman, punchout guy.

Dude, I remember when I first came across. Kimbo Slice on YouTube Sock the nigga in the stomach Bro Like he used to be beating the dog Shit out of niggas Right there What's that backyard documentary called

It's like dog something Not bum fights No but We gotta bring that back Yeah Put it on the dark web It's a It's a

Sell it on Patreon It's about a boxer It's about a boxer That like Kempo and he gets into the UFC And shit too Really I'm gonna find that shit for y'all

That shit's fired Huh What was it called? I don't know I think Mazzadol is in here Isn't that sick that the fight that we went and saw in Vegas turned into a real fight a couple weeks later Yeah

What'd you mean? At prime The fucking uh The same uh The same place where Freddie Gibbs fought Yeah Wow People would be scrapping in that crime

Prime is like the best The best place to fight I was gonna say I was gonna say It's like the flyest place to eat Miami Best place to catch a fade Yeah the food must be terrible If niggas in there angry and fighting

That food is crazy Dude imagine fucking fighting with the idis Like you're just like Yeah that's Sounds terrible. Swinging on somebody. Bro, it's like a super nice restaurant. Or imagine,

imagine a nigga gets socked at the table next to you. Now you got blood in the mashed potatoes. Yeah. Fuck. Imagine if someone got punched in the face and a bunch of blood flew onto your steak, would you just keep eating it anyway? Well, there was blood. I probably in there a little bit anyway for having a medium.

What if they had AIDS? Wow. How do you know that? I don't have an AIDS meter. Do I give you a free mail of a blood gets in your food? I think they've got it. See, look, I found a nail in my face. food one time. They gave us a free food. When I was in Italy. A whole nail?

A metal nail, yeah. When I was in Italy, we got stuck in an elevator for like 30 minutes. Italy or Italy? Italy. We got stuck. I know you fucking tripped out on the low. No, I ain't tripped out. I got it on video. Do some content. But they gave, they was like, we'll give you a free dessert. I said, free dessert. Yeah, I need a whole free meal for being in an elevator for 30 minutes. 30 minutes? All my girls' birthday, we stuck in the elevator. Oh, no. They would have to give me the entire meal for free. Realistically, that dessert probably cost you like $3. You think my time is worth $6 an hour? I'm gonna fucking shank

you. Fuck that. I'm not coming back. I'm going to an Italian jail. And I try to act like I was shaking up and it was like, nah, nigga. Really? Bro, really? I was like, I'm just so scared. They was like, free dessert. That's it? Bro, they could have gave you the whole meal for free. I was like, give me dessert. Were you the only

black person that you saw out there? Or were there a handful? No, there's black people in the area. It's a handful. Would you saw them? Were you like, Nah. No solidarity? You know, I ain't, I ain't a lot. The whole time I was out there, I was on my piece of cues.

Yeah. Because I heard people be pickpocketing like crazy out there. So I didn't want nobody like bump into me and do the pull some Oliver twist shit. You are a lick. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. You do the thing where you strap all your cards in a cast your chest with like a little belt thing? What?

You seen that? Like when you travel overseas, you're supposed to have this weird like belt thing with your wallet right here. They tell me that, do not put your passport in your backpack. Oh yeah. That's a fact. Everybody's walking past me. I'm like this. Making sure

no one's up to me. Were you telling everybody? Like, y'all, I'm a rapper. No, that's stupid. Wait, but then what? Like, nigga, I'm not going to feel the nigga hand going into my back pocket pause. They're supposed to be that good.

They're really good. And they got nothing to live for. So they fucking take your shit and they run for their life. Like, nothing else matters. And I've seen somebody at the train station. We was walking by. He kind of looked at the corner like this.

Hell no. And I was like, what's up? The nigga was like, and he did. this again. Stop it. I was like, what the beat this this nigga had?

You got the wrong nigga today. I was in Italy for like one day when I was like 19. We went to Europe and we're traveling between like London

and Amsterdam or wherever. I forget what the direction we were going, but we were in Italy for one day. As soon as we get there, we fucking lock all our bikes outside this restaurant and we go get some pizza.

When I come out, my fucking handle bars are super loose. Like somebody came up with a wrench, even though our bikes were locked up and loosened the bolts of my stem and they must have just stopped because we were coming out

but I had to fucking tighten my stem up and shit but they almost took my handlebars you imagine how stupid I would have thought you Italian niggas I mean you could have boss another one with no handle bars I could have been a queen song No handlebars yeah Well he says a queen song isn't it?

No nigga that's a Bohemia Rhapsody great movie Isn't that a queen song? No it's like It's like that one group that It was like a group that wrapped And did like weird rock reggae songs Why is my memory so bad?

I can't believe you said Queen. I'm about to find that song right now. What Queen say? Like, oh, I like to ride my bicycle. It was something like that, right? Oh, shit. We got porn on here. Oh, shit.

I was like, bro, what the fuck? Whose only fans you want? He's on Reddit, though. Wow. Oh, no, I forgot. I got the thought screen so you can't see it anyway. Everybody head on over. PlugTalkshow.com.

I have a scene that drop today featuring Kazumi and Jenna Fox. Jenna Fox told me that she was she lost her virginity in a porn scene she was a virgin stripper for a year and then somebody got her to do porn and she lost her virginity on camera isn't that the craziest thing you ever heard that honestly is I've all your porn stories that might be the craziest sane also that song was by flowbots flow bots you never heard of that song I can ride my bike with no handlebar you ever hear the wiggles the wiggles fruit salad Yummy. That's fucking hilarious. Did you show Parker the Wiggles? You should. She's starting to get into it, yeah.

Blues clues. Her number one thing, though, is happy birthday right now. I don't like the new blues clues. They got a new nigga on there. It's an Asian nigga now. Oh, what? Diversity. He's a custer.

Can't do that. Custer. Why is he a custer? No, but the fucking, my kid, literally no matter what happens. She falls down and hits her head anything. Why do you always dropping Parker? Yeah, you...

She drops herself, bro. She fucking jumps off as shit. Like, it's going on. out of style, but no, she goes, she goes, happy, happy, happy. She wants happy birthday so bad. She just yells, happy, hey, even, she'll be crying so bad, happy, happy, happy. I'm like,

what the fuck? And it's tough because she like, won't chill out unless I play happy birthday, and I always want to be like, girl, it ain't your birthday at all. Bro, yeah, you're setting the, it is over a year. It's over a half a year until your birthday. Maybe you should introduce her to Little Wayne. Well, I got cake like every day is my birthday. Well, we are keeping gluten free

So we don't know why I don't think you heard me I said dog I got cake like every day my birthday You do have cake Pause No In the metaphors In the metaverse No, you want to try to get you booked for the show

No you're not about to try to hit me No they're booking rappers like dead ass If I get you a bag Will you do it and I'll promise I'm not gonna try to smash it Okay as long as we're different rooms In the middle of us You could just be at your crib

Like as long as you have a green screen Oh yeah I got a green screen Okay Let's do it give me a bag Get a Chastity Belt Wait speaking of bags, nigga, when are we doing this fight? When are we going

on a trip? I forgot about the fight. I think is over with now. We're waiting on legal shit. I wasn't supposed to say that, huh? I'm sorry. No, it's cool. We're just waiting on fucking paper. Wait on it. Is Yuri still fighting? No. What? I don't think we're working on that at this time. Are you joking? I don't think so. I don't think he's doing it. I don't think he's in time.

I think he was only doing it because we were bullying him anyway. Yeah, we should continue to bully. He had to fight. He's too popping now. He did a 72-hour stream. You think we can't afford him? He's all disconnected now. That honestly is a good point, though, because he made so much money on that 72-hour stream that it's kind of like shit. That's like more than you guys were going to pay him to fight.

Realistically, yeah. Like, actually. I mean, it turns out that torturing yourself on camera and putting your racist friends on display for the world, it's more profitable than getting in the ring against Skinny from the Nine. Did you hear the whole story? You already know. You watched it. I watched it.

Would you have hit Chuck? Um. Chuck didn't see. You got to remember. Chuck didn't say it in front of us. I didn't see him say it. He didn't say it in front of us. Honestly, it seems like...

But they DM'd us clips of him saying it earlier. Can you believe that they actually are no longer friends over this shit? Yeah. Yeah, because you know why? Because the nigga tried to put it on Yuri, like Yuri was doing it on some cloud shit. Like, oh, you're choosing your cloud. What's Yuri going to do? It's like you can't defend your friend in that.

In that... Yuri's going to tell a black guy, like, oh, you're fucked up for getting mad at my friend for saying the N-word, who's clearly white. What's Yuri supposed to do? He should respect that. the dynamic of the situation. It's awkward as fuck for for Yuri. That's what he did. I mean, like, obviously he was a little upset because it was in his

crib, but I think, like, other than that, like, Yuri has his head on straight, bro. And in the context of it was, like, people were telling that guy to leave. And he was, obviously, he was a problem. We were watching. He was drunk. By the way, you guys go to Harmonious man on YouTube and watch the full 30-minute

breakdown of the entire 72-hour stream. Stream highlights. It's like a 30-minute long. It's a highlight to the stream. Go fucking watch it. I'll watch it. I watched it last night. It was funny as shut out the fucking Yuri and Riley. Riley, who the fuck clip that up? I know Yuri did.

Oh, they got a personal editor. Wow, that was the Kardashians. Bro, think about that. Maybe we should work for the harmonious man. Maybe we should step into the harmonious world. It was dope seeing like Yuri and Riley get into it the way that they did because it's like a fucking Disney movie. It's like. After she assaulted him.

That was honestly. She will smithed him. That was the. That was the best part of the entire stream was that. She went full Chief Sosa right there. You know he was like pissed off. He was pissed off. I would have been mad too, bro.

Because imagine how on edge you would be after trying to sleep all night. Seven, seven, seven, seven, seven hundred, seven, seven to seven. Seven million. Fuck you, you're a seven. I would be like already like prime to be mad as fuck. I couldn't imagine you doing that. You would burst the fucking blood vessel. I would want to do that shit.

But only of year he was there. you think you could do it you're gonna put a mattress on the floor in your room in your stream room in your stream room i like the idea of you like having like a fort for like like a weekend like you're just posted up in there like it's the lost boys or something shit i would like do some shit like just because like i thought that was dope that year he did that i like the idea of like punishing yourself and doing one thing for a long time just to like see what you're made of we should you know what we should do we should have a no jumper challenge where we see who can stream continuously the longest once we get the new office we should just do a sleepover stream where i Everybody who rose here comes in with a sleeping bag. I would do that. Adam's going to be like, Who gets to poke the podcast there? He's going to go around molested everybody in there sleeping shit. Yeah,

Adam will have secret plug-talk cameras filming everything. I heard AD and Josh are going to have the same sleeping bag. Where did you hear this from? In the Metaverse. They got all kinds of theories about you. You give me that bag. Whoa. If you give him that bag, what, AD?

$75. Are you going to have a white dick? Hey, y'all gonna be like the episode of Black Mirror, bro. Oh, hell, no. Hey, that was the most sickest shit. That was the susset shit I ever watched. I was like, what the fuck? It was so susset.

Talk amongst yourselves about black mirror while I go urinate. About black what? Mirror. He said he got black urine. He was like, you black people talk amongst yourselves as I exit the room. He's about to go in the bathroom here. He's about, fuck, fuck, man, dinner, dinner, d'clock, fuck, fuck. He's like, I'm holding in my tics.

I got to get it out. out. All right. Okay. I got a question. What was the best thing you ate in Italy? Nigger, this fucking pasta at the Gucci restaurant, bro, it literally looked like Cheerios and milk, bro. What? Yeah. What did it taste like, though? Like, fucking heaven. Like, describe the like the favorite flavor pallets. The flavor palette. White out. Mixed with white out. The best corner of soda with also the best roast beef. sandwich I ever had. That's what it tastes

like. Six fat midgets named Jeffrey. This sounds like the worst than you ever. Okay, oh wait.

Did you have any like traditional? Like did you have like pizza? Did you have like spaghetti? Next level? Next level.

A part of my John, no. You know what the thing is though is like all their fucking food is fresh as head. Yeah. They ain't no

fucking MSG. Ain't no GMO. Ain't no H-O-E. You know what was like the best shit there though, bro, they're fucking oranges, bro. They got blood oranges, bro. Like

mandarin's and shit? So, like, if you ask for orange juice, it's like red. That sounds good as fuck, actually. It's the blood oranges, bro. Wait, but, like, did they only have blood oranges? Yeah, they only have blood oranges. So, like, so you're telling me all other oranges that we eat are genetically modified oranges. I may be so.

Josh shaking his head, no. No, nigga, when did you got orange juice and it was and was red? Everywhere. That's what I'm They got blood oranges. Look it up. You're the official fact checker. Yeah, Mr. No Jumper fact checker.

You think T. Rose pissed off about Yuri fucking that orange. Why would he be mad? Oh, because orange. Okay. It's bad podcasting, that. That was terrible podcasting. I think it's a brilliant thought. I think of those people are talking about it.

He about to look it up, too, Josh. What does it say? Would you guys argue about the price of oranges? No, because I was telling him, like, in Italy, all the oranges. In Italy, their blood orange is red. A whole lot of red So you couldn't drink it? I drink it

So you couldn't drink it What's that t-shirt? This is a... That's Jesus. Yeah, that's hard. This is my God, God's kingdom, man. He bought some shit before? You found Jesus out in Italy?

I found Jesus as a kid. Max. Maybe you should find him too. God's kingdom. Look at the back of it, bro. I'm hearing bad things. That's hard. You're bedazzled.

I'm fucking with it. You know what? I actually wish that the diamonds on the Jesus piece where the bedazzle apart. He'll do that too for you. Can I hit you guys with a topic? No.

I'm going to hit you with a topic. Band Man Kevo is going through some drama. Did you see this? To legal drama? No. So basically, I was a little bit torn. I'm watching this video,

and it's his baby mama, and she's like by the pool outside of a fucking hotel with her baby, his kid and shit. And she's venting talking about how... O.G. Suicide in the building.

She's venting talking about how he's left her high and dry, and isn't getting him in her any money and he kicked her out impromptu because he just wanted to be fucking with the hose and all this shit. She fucking DM'd me the video like saying that she wants to come on here

and do an interview exposing him which I'm obviously not going to do. But either way, I was kind of feeling like damn Kevo like this shit kind of grimy like I'm really actually feeling bad for the girl but then I watched a whole video of him talking about how he actually is giving her hell of money and like

she just doesn't... She wants more. She ain't gonna be happy no matter what the fuck he gives her So, I mean, I could totally see that side of shit, too. Between the lines is, I don't want you to fuck holes no more, so I'm going to try to ruin you because of me. She was kind of saying at first, though, that she, like, wasn't, like, necessarily that mad about him having hos.

I feel like when you're bandman, Kevin, you're just making too much money that, like, you're not keeping your dick in your pants. See, but, like, my thing is always, like, why do, as men, when we get money, we have to, like, look. Because, like, I don't know. Have you ever seen an animal? It's kind of what we're wired to do, man.

Yeah, right? Like, is it because it becomes more accessible? Is it because... Yeah, of course, because your whole life, you're, like, you know, working. You're more desired than ever. Then all of a sudden you're a bandman Kevo out here with $100,000. And you're all only fans. You're not even fucking...

And everybody... Bamay and Kevoh, we want to give you the slurp. And of course, he's going to have a hard time turn it down. But, I don't know, like, he was just also saying, like, she was up in my shit too much. So he was just saying, like... You're looking for shit. you shouldn't be looking for. I can't be with you because you're too annoying.

You're too all up in my shit, which is like, yeah, okay. I mean, that's some real shit. We all been there before. If you keep it real with them like that and they, they don't want to accept it, then just sucks because the kid is caught up in the middle of it. And she's showing the kid. They're by the pool. It's the middle of the winter.

It's like, why are you by the pool and the fucking, you know, outside the hotel or whatever it's like. It's probably a hot wherever they were. Yeah, it's Miami, but it's still like, shit, why you don't even got a room or something? Like, I don't know. Like, that's just kind of like, it's like, it's like, As soon as the kid gets wrapped up in it, you all of a sudden kind of like have to feel for the girl

because the kid is wrapped up in it. But that's exactly what she's trying to do. Like you just said like get the sympathy side for her. Yeah, but to be honest, I don't really respect it. As soon as she started to DM in me, it's like, what the fuck you know? That's the crazy part. You know I fuck with him so you think you're going to do an interview? Man.

Do an interview with a fucking T channel. Cloud is a hell of a drug. I got a dog in this fight. I fuck with Kevo, you know? Baby mama starts DM and Adam to get an interview. I'm not surprised. You ain't ever worried about any of your baby mom Is having a YouTube career based on you?

Milk card They'll have a lot to work on. Milk cards. You can come missing? They're going to have a lot to deal with. They're like how toxic he is. Any girl that dates you got a whole book full stories. No, they don't.

Yeah? That nigga AD sound for the gym. You'd be putting them through it. How? How? Just my assumption. Hey, this is fun fact. Both my baby mama's.

You, I love the you. That's a tick that I never noticed until the meme pages pointed it out. What? No, you'd be dropping a lot of fun facts, and a lot of times they're not really facts. They are facts that I'm telling about myself, dick, hair. What the hell is wrong with you? They don't always end up being facts.

Listen, fun fact about myself, both my baby mothers left me. Alleged. I didn't leave them high and dry. That's not how I remember it. Unless there was something else going on that you weren't telling us. They both left me. This is a fun fact. So what I did afterwards is not my fault.

Oh. It's not my job. But this is his playbook. You act up. You piss them off. They break up with you. You go crazy. They try to get you back.

You're like, bitch, we broke up. You can't be mad at me. I'm free. I didn't break up with you. You broke up with me. Basically. I ain't coming back. Yeah.

Fuck you. Bitch. Yeah. Whoa. That's a pretty good playbook. I'm not going to lie. But, I mean, not the way you said it, but, you know. But there's not no playbook.

They just left me. It just got to happen like that. They left me. Mr. Lohman. just found something else. Do you feel like Mr. Lonely? Yeah. You play that song?

You get in your feels? I did before. Is that song like, can you get in your feels to that song? Or is that something too goofy? I have nobody. Come on, man. That's a classic.

To call my own. Locked up. My girl won't let me. My girl won't let me out. I'm fucking me. These streets remind me of Quicksand. Can we get quiet on the set? When you're on it.

Everybody. Wait, what? The streets remind you a Quicksand? You ain't, you're an Acon fan? Not like that. Living in the game. Oh, that was a good one. I did meet him.

Did you? One of the greatest days of my life. Didn't he say like something super majestic to you or something? He had like all white on. He was floating away. He didn't have all white on. It was just normal as fuck. He like floated away into the distance.

Bro, that nigga brought internet to parts of Africa that doesn't even have clean water. He bought solar. He bought lights. He bought everything. Stop playing with that. He's making his own Wakanda. Did you see on Netflix There's a reality show

That is like The Rich and Famous of Africa Oh, I did see that I watched one episode of it Of course you did I've seen crazy That's crazy That's a totally different race and format

What are you doing? It ain't mine You're fucking You got a ring app No You got his cameo notifications I don't know what the fucking That's the ring app

Bro this show You should check it out It's some fucking wild shit They're like the richest motherfuckers ever I don't understand how they have so much fucking money here we go again like they're bawling like this second time you like can't believe nobody it's like it's like a fucking crazy area of Africa that's super rich and then like the rest of the fucking city or whatever's all no there's a lot of rich areas all of Africa well I don't know

they're making it seem like this is the richest one no I mean we have like I don't know the best world's resources in Africa yeah it makes sense and people would be taking that they did your people Well, not me so much. I'm much younger than that. Are you? I went there and I didn't take anything. Did you go there?

Yeah. You went to where? Your ancestors stole us and brought us here. Now we've got to listen to you and do bad podcasts. I would question if my ancestors did, but some white people, some white people's ancestors. I heard you say your name, your last name in the, in the Hatch Browntown tour, and it didn't sound like how you normally. Grand Mason. Graham is on.

Yeah, you was like, I'm Madam Grandmason. Amazon or Grand Mesa. I'm like one of the only people you know they got two pronunciations. Yeah, I'm like what? That's a hard like spin off for you. Gramazon. Like Amazon?

That's what I'm saying. Nobody believes in me. But you sell porn. Yeah. Like Amazon. No, glamazon is what they call a girl who's like hella tall and she's glamorous. Like Amazon plus glam

equals glamazon. I would follow. Oh, Gramazon. That's a big chief right there. That's my strain. That could be your strain. Oh, that's fine. And then the-Grams is on.

The packaging looks like an Amazon box. And then you got a tampon on. Hey, and then you got like, your bag is just, like a Jeff Bezos head. No, the bag got to be a fucking. Just my head? Should I go bald again to promote the weed? Oh, you ball like Jeff Bezos. With a suit on.

And you got steroids like him? This is going to take you to space. Hmm. Honestly. You ain't pushing Uzimaki anymore? Usomaki is dropping 420. And we actually have. While you're speaking on it, the cartridges are dropping next week.

We're having a big 420 party at Dragonfly. I'm there. In LA. What's Dragonfly? The motherfucking club. We doing this shit big. I'm going this time. Who's a Maki dropping 420 big chief?

Fuck the Grammazaan. Nick, we out here. Hold on. Is Dragonfly wheelchair accessible? We ain't going to pick you up. He needs his own section so he can lay down. Yeah, I need my own section. No, but if I was a rapper, I would say some shit like,

it's Gramazon. She just took a Zan. Fuck, what's your grandma on? What? Something like grandma on. No, I took off my shirt and turned your grandma on. He was filming Plug Talk. She didn't have no panties on.

I feel like Trev because my camera's strong. Adam had a knife. Now his aunties gone. He liked that one? Pull up in Hashbound town with a golden thong. Got my hand in my pocket playing ping pong with my ding-dong. I want to live long. I got a yellow bracelet, but I ain't live strong.

Hash Brown Town, that's your theme song. That was hard. Adam's going crazy right now. You're going to have to put me in a cage like King Kong. Hey, wait a minute. You're treading the line now. He's always trying to say that anytime you mention like a monkey or a gorilla or whatever, that it's like racist. Well, you put, you say people, people,

King Carl went in the cage. You ain't Cuban dog. You better chill out. She could say that. I put a bitch in a cage like King Kong. Bro. That was one of the craziest stories. Why pun co-sign that?

Did that actually happen? He was managing her at the time. Really? Yeah, he fucking probably came up with that idea. But then he was out. He's Mr. Street dude or whatever. And he fucking, he couldn't handle the fire right there. You got to understand that.

is one of the people like, if it's time to go, it's time to go. He don't care. Because pun, I assume, been in the streets for a percentage of his life, but he probably don't necessarily want that from his female artists. He came too far to all of a sudden be trying to bail some girl out for locking a bitch in a cage and stabbing her or whatever the fuck happened. Like if Housephone did that, you bailing him out?

If he locked a girl in a cage and stabbed her. Not a girl. What the fuck? If he locked little Tracy in a cage and stab him out. If you locked little Tracy in a cage and stuff him? Why have you looked at him? I'm just trying to think of somebody that you would be kicking it with. Okay, okay.

Keep going. No, I don't even. Who was I just talking about on the podcast about a house phone? Oh, Gizi. Oh, yeah, you like that? That was kind of funny. He's talking about serving you back in the day. No, you asked him.

And he admitted it. He's like, for sure. That's my nigga. Why is that? Oh, Gizi's junkie. You was keeping him in business. He was drinking a hell of agpites off of your bread. He was taking your Pacific Sunware checks from you.

That's fucked up. He's like, jeezzy, I need it, man. Jeezzy. Yo, you're gonna. I need it. Musty. Musty. Musty.

Musty. Musty. Pull me up another line, Jezy. I'm son your dick, Jezy, man. Now you're got to be fucking. Suck your dick for a gram. For a grandmason. For a Graham was on?

You ever suck dick for Coke? In the Metaverse? You ever sucked dick for lean? I had a lot of bitches sucking dick for Coke. You did. I want to know which times in my life I was doing Coke with you that we were doing, oh, geez he's Coke. I mean, listen, bro.

I'm so glad that he's coming to fruition so he could talk about his days serving junk. He's like, how's fun? Bro, you was also a junkie right next to me, so shut the fuck up. How are a junk? You're going to call another nigga. He was going a little harder than me. I'm going to be honest with you. Okay.

You were a junkie who had junkies. That's kind of hard. Exactly. I did have junkie. How was Adam? How was Adam? First of all, bro. Was he more fun?

Adam? I think so. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Actually. You don't drink no more. You were better when you were drunk. Don't catch me on the next day after the lean, though. Oh, man.

The next day? Oh, you don't want to be around me. Yeah, that's when you left your fucking birthday. We're supposed to go to the strip club. Yeah, you fucking, yeah, you fucking old. That was a bad idea. I don't know what made me think that, oh, we're going to go out late tonight, so I should drink a drug that makes you more tired and makes you want to pass out.

Why did I think that was a good idea? And Lina literally had 5,000 ones. I don't know. We probably would have found some talent there. Literally, you could have saved him from the club and took him to plug up. We got to redo it. We just got booked and you didn't want to go. You want to go at two in the morning.

That's just weird. No, let's go at like fucking midnight. Yeah, dude. Nobody's in there at midnight. Why not? What are you talking about? It's people and cheetahs at midnight. Nobody is in there.

Suicide saying they are. No. No. He said, no, fuck. I don't know, man. I don't want to be around no bitches who are of that late working. I want to go strip code at 7 p.m. The bitches don't get off work until like 5 a.m.

She's dancing at 7 p.m. She needs to do something else. No, that just shows. I know a bitch that dance at 3 p.m. She probably has a lucrative career afterwards. She'd be at Sams at 3 p.m. Well, that's. The day.

shift is lit there? Allegedly. I heard the food was good. Really? If a strip coat is going to be lit midday, they need food because people don't really want to get fucking drunk as much as they do at night. Think about that, though. You're on your

fucking hour lunch break at work and you decide to go get a lab dance and eat some fucking chicken wings. Get a handjob and back. Turn the camera off. Dedication. Dedication, nickel. But yes, Adam was way funner when he was lit. See, you try to divert the combo. I was a fucking piece of shit.

I was fucking have a hard time, bro. Yeah. It's not fun. No, you were fun to me because you were funny to laugh at. I think you're more fun sober. Yeah, honestly, I think so too. Sober-ish, whatever you're on now. No, look, look, it's called L.A. sober.

That's what you, like, whenever you're not doing. I don't know, I gotta watch you now. What you like? Sober is not doing Coke. You're talking about the rolling loud shit. Look, L.A. sober is not doing, like, Mali and shit like that. That's what L.A. sober is. So you can still drink.

I mean, I don't smoke weed, but, you know, I drink a little wine. I don't drink, like, I'm not taking tequila shots. The household energy is just much, much more consistent, which is like a weird thing because I want to applaud you for that because you've been so much more consistent and better on camera, I think. But then at the same time, you're in a wheelchair, so that's kind of awkward. That's the nicest thing I ever heard him say about.

Thank you, my boy. It's like the physical signs are pointing towards him not doing so good, but then podcast-wise, he's been doing great, I think. Ever since he's a disconnected shit, not even to mention. Ever since he met OG suicide, his life has changed. Because you weren't a good influence for him. He's going on my fucking junkie. You piece of shit.

Well, I've dealt with drugs. At least he called me a junkie and then said that I'm doing it. No, suicide looks at you in your eyes and give you that stare, bro. Yeah. Like he's been into the war. You feel me? Hey, no, no, no. Shout out to OG suicide and shout out to the meme pages that post his Monday motivations.

Right. Shout out, man. Shout out to the fucking mean pages, man. I love when I see the meme pages embracing someone like suicide or Crip Mac who's in the extended No Jumper Universe. You know, like they're fucking really tapping in. They're posting all these clips from tent talks. It's like, oh, my God. They ain't doing no Trev posts.

Wow. No, no, BBC clips. Oh, okay. They called him angry. Yeah. No, no, no. That's the new meme is that Trev is like disgruntled. No, he meant like actual clips from the VBC on the meme page.

I haven't really seen now yet. Come on, man. We got a show, but my boy Trebs and love. I'm slacking on watching the Phil interview. Bro. Phil got an interview? We need to watch it all together. I'm going to watch that.

I've been working with Trev for. all these years, or with Phil for all these years, I don't know anything about him. Do you know, like, you really don't know the basics about Phil? I know a decent where's he from? I could definitely know more. I feel like, I don't know. He, like, sock somebody out of the store. I seen him. That's just,

that was just the ill shit. He's like a car man. He's nice as fuck on the BMX. He didn't know it, but he was very influenced by Will Smith when he did that. Wow. He went back in time and, like, beat somebody up. Bill's always looking for a reason to smack the shit out of somebody to be honest with you. That's why I fuck with Phil, man. He's a hardcore kid. He just moshes on people. He has, like, calm energy, but he will fuck you up.

For sure. And he has Crip Mac as his horn. That's true. When you hog his horn and I fuck your wife, Custer. Him and Crip Mac kick it, too. Do they really? He pulled up to the 50th Street alley. Wow.

He got DP. To get put on. To get put on. I feel like Phil could take five niggas for sure, like in a faith. Pause, but, um. Yo, Paul. I was going to say that too, Pauls. Y'all niggas, man.

Don't gang bank, Phil. No, I meant, like, he could get, he could get pulled. I have a topic. My topic I would like to talk about Kid Trunks has revealed via Instagram live that he was not shot And he does not have cancer Why would you play and say you got lung cancer?

He admitted that he said that shit was corny But he said I got brain aneurys or something I don't know why he would do that And he said that he was tripping He thought it would be good for his career To say he got shot when in reality He passed out in the hospital And split his chin open

In the airport I already kind of yeah I already kind of like assumed that When he said he got shot I was looking at I'm like That looks like you fell and hit your fucking chin on the ground

because the bullet going this accurately along your chin just doesn't really seem that likely. I mean, shout out to DJ Dabs. He kind of was the one that was really speaking up on it at first. Well, Kit Trunks is like everybody's new person to make a video about. I've seen so many. If you're a bobble lamb, if you're a fucking whoever.

Fucking hello you're seeing. They all are just shitting on Kid Trunk. He's like the enemy of members only to the YouTubers now. I got to see the little ham one. the video that Sunny made about Los Angeles That was so good It's like 100% no jumper clips From from beginning to end

I'm not a buster so I'm not gonna claim it But I was a little bit like Wow my life's work You would do that? No I'm about to say it's no fair use Even if it's like a little excessive I think it was it was like honestly A really good depiction of just his fall from grace

Yeah like his fall from grace But he was saying he was clean And now he's saying he's like fucked up in the hospital No but that kid Crung Shoe is just like, I don't know, man. Like, it's kind of, yeah, it's kind of just like people falling from where they were at, I guess, and just don't know how to handle it. Yeah, because, I mean, you know, he probably thought, like, his whole life was, like, set out for him with the fucking X situation.

And then all of a sudden, it's like, tough to get people to pay attention to you. What are you going to do? I would hope that you would still have enough integrity and not be like, I'm going to fake and shot. Yeah. I mean, like. Say that you have lung cancer to joke with that shit? If we really want to think about it, you got to stay. start back to even when he was like first rapping.

It's like he was really banging. Like I'm the hardest Asian rapper ever. Like basically trying to get other Asian rappers to engage and be like, oh, what the fuck? I'm the heart. Like, you know? But these days, if you want to be a rapper, like, that's kind of like part of it. You have to stay in the fucking headlines somehow from whatever kind of controversy or drama.

You can cook up, but you can't look like a total goofy. Yeah. In the meantime, with Kit Trunks, I would say, no offense. But pretty clearly, that ship has sailed that this shit looks goofy as fuck. Yeah. I mean, and like, I wonder what percentage of people that were around him actually was like, damn, I wonder if he really has cancer at first. And like, the cancer thing was kind of like, oh, well, he said it was some type of rare, like, pneumonia cancer. Even when it got posted on the no jumber page, I kind of felt like hitting the team up and being like, y'all seriously believe this.

Yeah, right. And then I just kind of like, on the cancer thing and the shooting thing, it did not pass the sniff test for me at least. I think the cancer thing was like before obviously the shooting. So like it wasn't as apparent that he would just be like making that up. But then just the facts and shit didn't line up. And he was acting like he was better and fine like a week later. And it was like, oh, so you just beat this like terminal like pneumonia lung cancer, chest cancer. And yeah, it was definitely a lot of people that were feeling the same way like just calling the whistle on it.

Like, no, this is. It's like a master class and whatnot. to do as a rapper because the whole thing about being a rapper is that you have to be able to to get people to take you serious and to like you kind of it's like you and as soon as you do some shit like that it's like wow you got your work cut out for you to make people fuck with you again after that dude do you think him coming out and apologizing kind of did some damage control of at least letting people see like him being at least admitting that you did something wrong is better than like just having to spend the rest of your career acting like these things happened that

didn't happen, you know? I wonder how long he would have, how long he would have kept that going. He took it to the grave. You think so? He should have been Greg. No, I was, I'm good. I'm good.

My boring friends. No, but it just sucks because, like, I feel like they were all in a certain position, you know, when X was around, and then they just are trying to figure it out. Yeah, but it's always tough like that. I don't know all of their situations, but, you know. But I mean, it's like you want that energy from that artist to get passed down to the other people and the crew.

Like you would like to think that the people are going to want to hear from all your homies. Yeah. All the artist's homies once they pass. Very rarely does it work out like that. Although, to be honest, like, you know, with Ralphie, it felt like he kind of like. I was just about to say that. He picked up the torch right out. You know what I'm saying?

But also it's like it was kind of hard for Ralphie to get noticed as much when Drake goes out. So it kind of opened the door for him to start going crazy. But I will say the thing about Ralphie, though, is the fact that Ralphie's music, okay, like, whenever I show somebody's Ralphie's music, they'll be like, oh, this sounds like Draco or like whatever. And I'm like, I don't think they sound like at all musically at all. I think maybe flow wise a little bit. The delivery is very different. The delivery is, the context. People think West Coast music sounds as a same as a whole.

But like that's when you really notice that like people don't really pay attention to music like they try to actually. like they do. I mean, but we say the same thing about Brooklyn drill rap. We were like, man, it's just sound the same. But to them is like, nah, this is good. That shit would all sound the same. I mean, the majority of it. Let's be real.

They rap on the same exact kind of beats. They all got the same exact flow. Every once in a while, an artist comes up, like Pop Smoke, who is clearly just doing something with a different way. K. Flot comes out. It sounds way more intense than the average dude. Because there's a lot of artists who realistically are fucking mid as fuck, but every other bar in the song is talking about,

we smoking on little Dan. We smoking on Kyle. We smoking on everybody. We smoking on Chad. People just can't fucking help but look away because they're watching this shit play out, bro. I was listening to one of the like D-thang songs or something. And literally every bar is like, blah, blah, blah, got shot.

He's still in recovery. And I'm just like, damn. It's always like he got shot in the party and he did the Harlem Shaker. It's like he got shot in the party and then something happened. Like what happened after he got shot was like this other thing.

Nicky got hit. He did a backflip. Pressa said he got hit up in the party did a dance. Shout out to press it, man. What's going on with him? Huh? What's going on with Presser? I heard from him since that Kodak situation that his name was put in.

I don't know. I don't know if like that fucking theory ever came to fruition or anything. I think he's just, you know, he's riding the coil array. Nah, they broke up, I think. I thought he was riding the coil ray or wave still. You copped the desktop dub collab? Well, which one? Coil Ray.

They did a collab? It's an awful lot of trending. She's not really trending. no more though. Sorry, I didn't mean it like that. I meant like if she dropped that when she was like, Benzino, we got an op here. Yeah, didn't her shit do good with Nikki Minaj?

I think that is like the biggest song so far. I'm like, really, I haven't heard of yet. But I meant like there was like stupid. Really? There was a couple weeks where people were talking about Coil-Leray and this heard trials and tribulations as a female rapper for a long time. So I'm, I feel like that would have made a little more since then. But shout out to Desto Dub and shout out to Coil-A-Rae.

I think that's the name of her album or some shit, like trendsetters or some shit. Something with trending in it. Go, best friend. Can I just acknowledge that we had T.I here last week? That was pretty crazy. I know. Legendary. T. Row was geeked.

I know. I want to ask. He was like, when they left, T.R. I was just like, I'm admitted now, man. I'm happy as fuck. I always miss, like, the good guess. Is that weird? You always miss the guess?

Yeah. It's like he's avoiding them. Maybe I am. You got some smoke with grand hustle? No. That's what we call it too, right? Now, a little grand hustle. Why?

Little grand. Little blotada. That's a, that's a blood thing. No, but remember, like, the joke is always that he's, like, going to sign to one of these rappers and he's going to be, like, little, whatever. It would be funny if you just laughed and I know. Yeah. You know, you should have asked him about, you should have asked him about, like, signing Travis Scott early on. Like, bro, think about, think about where Travis Scott ended up being in his career, like.

And Iggy. Oh, wow. I forgot about that. And young dro. Dro. You're killing. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Throw up to no, jump, but you want to come in here.

Hold on. Hold on. How far. Five, five. Wait, wait. I got it. I got it. I got it.

Out of space ball and put you up on astronomy. Mathematically. Wait, what did that niggas? Were you influenced by Blackboy and White Boy Swag? Bro. What? White Boy swag. That said, it was hard.

But who started? I remember being like, what the fuck are they talking about? Who started the Black Boy, White Boy, Swag. Travis Porter or Young L. Not young LA. Young, LA. Yeah, I can't remember exactly what the sequence was. Who dropped the Black Boy White Boy swag first?

I think that was a beef. Travis Porter did it with the Hercules shit. I think Travis Porter were beefing with them over that. That's what I'm saying. I went from Steve to Stefan. I got to do everybody involved in this. Young Joe, Young L.A. and Travis Porter. Bro, that was an era of music.

Like, that was like, that was like them ushering in like the Kanye pink polo era to like Southern. This morning, Parker was banging on a. drum. I said, oh, new nickname, Travis Parker. Because of the drum. That was good. Pretty good, right? That was a pretty good one. Oh, by the way, I'm going to push the drum thing so I can keep making that joke. By the way, we're weird for talking about his daughter. His daughter is not 18. I know. I didn't say anything weird, but you were like, she should be on Pluctor. No, no, I said, no, fuck you. I said, do not put her on Plutton. And I never even seen her before.

So, fuck you. And the article. Don't try to put that on these. No, the article that I was talking about was not about her dating life either. It was just like her and her friend hanging out. So I felt kind of bad that I, like, misinterpreted it as, like, a dating story. So how old is it was all that? 16.

Shouldn't be talking about her again. We shall never. No, literally, we shall. We shall. I had never seen her or knew nothing about her, so I didn't know. Stricken from the record. Redacted. Redacted.

For sure, you listen, MGK. What? Who? Who are you looking at? I'm gonna write of you, Custer. I'm like, who are you looking at? There might be some jams on there. Bro, fucking, though.

Did he see? I want to hear the song he got a little Wayne. Ooh. I love the fancy underwear. Can we talk about that? That's the one? I sat behind her every year. Chief Keith.

Waiting for the chance to get. Stop. Chief Keith. Chief Keith. The one she should. Stop. Yeah. Chief Keith did a song with young boy.

really an oblock divided cannot stand what what's gonna happen that's what like you know you've been seeing those use youtube videos exposing the obloch chief keef beef and so when i was just interviewing pgf muck i said to them i said is any of us we're talking about chief keef and then we're talking about them kicking it with o t f and being around dirk and stuff and i said i'm like do you feel like you have to choose one because they supposedly have this Rift and they basically said like yeah it's kind of like a weird thing where we feel like if we fuck with

Keith then Dirk might feel away or if we fuck with Dirk Sosa might feel away or whatever I can't believe it's that deep. I don't know that it is and it didn't sound like they necessarily knew that it was they just seen the same videos that we've seen. Really? But now my thing is like okay you saw the reaction that the baby got when the baby

put out a tape with young boy. Now the baby is not from Chicago. He's from a totally fucking different place and And realistically, I think a lot of people expected nobody to give a shit about the baby doing a tape with Young Boy because that's not his fucking beef. Now, Chief Keefe doing a fucking tape or a song with Young Boy right now kind of looks crazy because it's like, why are you? He's like blatantly disrespecting King Vaughan and shit. I mean, they definitely, I don't want to go into Detective Phone mode. Sosa, though, Sosa is the number one person on Earth that does not give a fuck what.

Anybody else is doing what? anybody else is thinking. But also NBA young boy is like that too. I doubt my, I think that yeah, exactly, I agree. And the baby,

honestly, is like that too, where the baby seems like he's marching to the beat of his own drum and then he ends up getting canceled. He ends up getting in trouble. He ends up having shooters from Chicago,

mad at him, and he's just like, it's like he's not really thinking things through like that. But I don't think, I think it's more likely that Sosa just fucks with Youngboy and which is down to do a song of them. That's what I think so.

What did the young boy reached out to Sosa because he's trying to sow some division by being like, oh, look, I'm going to fucking do this because I know it's going to create controversy in Chicago, although I haven't seen that pop off yet, although I'm assuming it's going to be happening on social media. I mean, just the fact of, like, the inner workings of this, like, problem that they have

just being let out so much recently, it's crazy because a lot of stuff was just rumors until you get, like, certain people who are actually involved and actually they're kind of confirming some of the stories. Well, we know we ain't going to hear shit from Dirk, So we're going to have to keep an eye on the fucking Instagram stories of every single dude in OTF because that's where we're going to figure out. One of them is going to drink a little too much lean and just hop on their story and be like, hey, fuck, so-so or whatever. Then we're going to fucking figure out how they feel.

I mean, like, I thought at one point people were saying they were cousins too. Right? Like, I remember back in the day, like, Kate Flog, we're ever about killing his cousin. It's going to be a awkward family reunion and some shit like that. No, but. An O block divide. cannot stand. Yeah, but it's not like...

That's my motto this year. But it's not like NBA young boy, like, bro, they were already divided. Like, in that, in this specific instance, they were already divided way before. But by choosing a fuck with young boy, that might formally set the shit in stone. This could be an old song, though, too. We don't know. That is possible. And it coming out right now would be fucking convenient for sure.

You know what? I just wanted to touch you back on real quick, because I don't really listen to, like, you know, the mainstream hits of the week or whatever. my nigger. That da baby NBA Youngboy album is actually fire. Really? They have this song called hit. Oh, it's so good. I only listen to the first couple songs and I heard Young Boy doing some carty shit. Yes, that's the song I'm talking about. That's the song I'm talking about.

That's why you like it? I was in the whip doing like 120 in the dash. Like this shit comes crazy. And then you hit a meal, man. Then I hit a dog and named him bagel. In Peezy's interview, at least three cars get destroyed. What do you mean? I'm talking to him about the period of his life where he was doing too much Zanz and shit. It's like, bro, the cars are getting...

It sounds like he was living in GTA. He's like, I'll get back from the airport. I hop in this one car. I'm off a couple Zanz. Fuck, crash that shit. Grab an Uber to the homie's house. Grab another car. Boom, crash that shit.

I'm like, what the fuck are you talking? And then he said he stopped doing... He don't even drink Laine anymore. That's fire. Yeah, I'm proud of him. I mean, shit. To be fair, I almost didn't even realize it was him. at first when he walked in because he looks way smaller.

That's good though. He was fat as fuck at one point. Bro, that shit will fuck you. Bro, I'd be like watching random shit on YouTube and it'll be like fucking a old picture of little guy in like a picture of him from like yesterday. And I'm like, little guy got pissed because of no jumper social media account posted that. Really?

The side by side of him before and after. I guess that was you. But then I've seen him in some other videos and shit. He didn't look that fat. That was fucked. But that one, you can't point it out when somebody gains 100 pounds? You think he was 100? Bro.

In that picture? looked like 100. Wow. I don't know. I fuck with God. Try not to look at it. I think he posted something about like fucking calling out No Jumper or whatever.

Really? I don't know. I mean shit. If y'all niggas was posting me like that, I'd have to be a different type of way too. Yeah, that's the like fat. I'm trying to do a No Jumper boot camp. To get everybody.

Get a bunch of fat rappers and put them on fucking do some biggest loser shit. The biggest loser. That was a, that was the show. I remember that show. It's not the worst idea. I used to watch that show so much.

Did you really? I thought it was great. Me too. I don't know why. They lose weight in a like a super unhealthy way, like way too fast. They're like starving the fuck out of themselves. They're trying to win the show.

They all gain it back. Yeah, afterwards, huh? Because they didn't like practice any healthy habits of losing weight. They just fucking, was it money at the end of the show? Yeah, and they're doing like eight hours of cardio a day and shit. Oh, so think about that, though. It's like you are like pushing yourself to those limits

because you got money and you get to lose a bunch of weight and you get to be famous about being on TV. It's kind of like the concoction of, toxicity. Speaking of cox. Whip it out. What else should we talk about? Anything else we need to cover?

I feel like we need to go on like, do something else again. Like, it's like... Take a journey. Yeah. Well, we're about to do the live show soon. What if we went into nature for like three or four? You can't walk, yeah. No, not even that.

I was going to say we could like do a bunch of hikes and shit like that. What if we went to like the beach? What if we had a house? Like all the hose just chilling on the beach. All the hose? three four days. No, no hose. We're all in relationships. And you're all in one house?

Not all. We're just the host. Is this in the metaverse? No. Oh, so Adam about to go to town. If we're going to go on vacation together, we have to do a solemn oath to not fuck each other. But that means that year he is now invited because he's technically a host on disconnect. We all know he ain't allowed to leave the house.

I mean, at least he got added to the group chat. Yeah, he doesn't write nothing. Brozzi did that. Blasi went rogue. Yeah, that was kind of crazy. That was crazy because Blasie just like He's just writing shit down He's a spy

Blasie jumped out the window with that one I was like bro I had been thinking about it because he's a host Oh that's my nigga man I'm saying like that was Shout out the Hes too man Shout out the Hesch too man Fucking hilarious

He's a shit out of people He'd been doing that though Shout out the big ski Big Ski pulled up Like big ski Anvil pulled up Looking for the Fade Right after To fight Chuck

They were just from the pack Chuck He was already gone What the fuck? I didn't get the vibe The Hess knew It didn't any help No, I know It's just funny to say

You're like, Bill's a homeless man Hey, I was saying he's He's lucky that That wasn't really caught On camera, right? Because when you got

kicked off Twitch If you saw somebody Get punched You would have been so happy It was right You would have gave him No jumper contract The fucking

The camera So that it would film The internet He would have No jumper contract And tin talks is mine I was just trying to film The aftermath

Because it was so crazy I was like Oh shit Honestly I learned that From you Good podcasting we don't even have to turn the camera we got three of them exactly exactly

I had to like waddle over there and I grabbed it it was literally as soon as the last punch was thrown I just flipped the camera Val and AD fighting has a million views on some random guys YouTube channel that is crazy the thumbnail is so good though you see T.R.R. Just stretched out on the shit like I try to break

it up and then you see Duno like just barely like waddling into the frame like he's hella far away I mean and Duno's defense he didn't know that we was doing this shit really He's the only one I didn't know, didn't know. I knew. T.R.R. No.

Okay. T.R. knew. That was fucking hilarious. A little patron around the other day with this fucking fire-ass black chick, Nina 420. Mm. Moly. I watched a Duno interview T-Rail on Duno's channel.

That was a fucking really good. Duno was about to interview Lena. That's going to be fire. Really? Sharp's going to interview me. Real. That's going to be good. Yeah.

I'm getting in depth. Get him to scream at you if you want to get some views. I know. Piss him off. Nah, you know what? All your simping ways. No, you know what? He came on disconnected and they loved, they loved...

They did. I've seen that one one crazy, yeah. They loved, like, chilled out, Shard. Was that your most watched episode? Nah, I think, uh, honestly, Kazumi might have the most viewed one. The fucking sharp episode that comes out on Thursday where he's interviewing Eliza is so... I think you sent... I sent the link in the group.

Yeah, is so funny. Is it better than the Kazumi one? I think it's better. He gets more mad at Eliza than he was at Kazza than he was at Kazzi. me, I think, right? Yes. He basically ever? He ends the podcast

every like 30 minutes. What? He kind of like almost walks off his own podcast. He went more crazy than the church? Mm, but Chutch was like a different version because he lets her talk. Like he didn't let Church talk at all.

So that shit was weird. It was like a very different style of Sharp podcast. But this one, he lets them talk, but he just like is just dissing them so hard. It's so funny. I could see how maybe Sharp just would not, uh,

understand or align with Eliza. Eliza keeps calling him a bitch. She keeps calling him a bitch. He just keeps going, you ain't going to call me that. Don't go! Like, he gets more and more heated every time she says it, bro. You know what I really realized, bro? And I guess she called him the N-word. He wasn't feeling that. What?

Not during it, but like previously. Well, because Zulmi basically tried to tell him he couldn't say the N-word. That was crazy. That was crazy. That's not the person you want to be talking about. Wait, I got the monster podcast. Fresh and fit, Sharp, and the Tender Swindler, all in one room. That's kind of crazy. Wait, wait.

Let me just speak on this real quick because, bro, having Sharp on the show last week, it really, like, bro, he, first of all, he's a loyal-ass nigga, bro. Like, he is like, if, nigga, if you are my homie, bro, like, kind of like you, bro, like on some, like, nigger, I will ride to the bat. Like, I will ride to the death for you, bro. I will go up to bat. And, bro, I'll shoot this fat burger. up. I feel like

McDonald's. I feel like we really gained a really good rapport and I'm like, I'm really excited to do that interview with him, bro. I feel like it's going to come out really good. Shout out to motherfucking sharp, man. Are you going to do your own interviews too? They have one lined up.

We got two lined up. Two of the hottest young intelligentsia in the street. I like how everybody's just doing interviews. I know, it's tight. I'm still waiting for AD to drop in and doing it. It's not happening. Who are you going to interview?

I feel more than everybody. Yeah. And I'll add another show now. You're like, I don't got no other time. I got nothing else to say. Bro. Got to get these pipes a break. But no, that's why like, I like, that's what I said the food shit.

Like, that's dope. It's different. It's different. Like, I want to keep bringing different shit. I'm very excited to see what people think of the food show. Oh, me and Duna, they're going to eat that shit up. You know, literally. Literally, you're going to eat it up.

You know what I should do? When can we drop it? This week, right? True. We're supposed to send the private link. I know somebody got it. We'll talk tomorrow. Thumbail and title is the whole thing because it's like,

like $5 tacos versus $1,500 sushi $5,000 I know, but that's kind of like the thing that it really highlights but it's also like why are you putting like $10 tacos against $5,000 sushi? It's not even the same food. I don't know. I'm just trying to decide. I mean, but the shit

was fired though. I loved it. The content is fucking great. Yeah, I can see the comment saying that why why would you compare it to two different foods? To me it's going to open up the door to like way more opportunities for us. It's like at the end of the day vlog. No, it's I mean, that's what the vibe is like, because it's like the host just doing something. Is our three of y'all?

No, I just want to do not. Okay. T. R. I was too famous. I'm trying to go. Well, man. The flight wasn't set up properly.

The combination that the restaurant weren't up to two. The roast that we did to him earlier was so good. That was fucking hilarious. I was just picturing them at home. I'm so hungry. Hey, that's like everybody called me. It was like, big you call to a broke rapper. Oh, my God.

Let's talk about it. Speak on it. We play like that. Yeah? But I say he got me back because in the interview, I was like, uh,

and we're doing no Tyler Perry's shit putting on a fucking dress. He looked to be crazy. He ain't doing that. But it's funny to be joking with each other like that. Right, but that was hilarious.

How do you feel about the characterization of you as broke before no jump? Bro, this is the funny thing about it. You never seemed broke to me. No, this is the funny, this is the funny thing about everything, right? People pick,

make up your fucking mind. Yeah. Versus, oh, you're two gangster. too hard. You're silver spoon. You didn't have a heart. You were broken. It's like my nigga, choose inside and stick with it. I'm cool with whatever it is. But were you financially comfortable off just music before the no jumber shit? Nigel you've been, you seen what I was doing. You've seen fun. That's what I'm saying. Now, was I the richest rapper? No, not at all. But see, the difference between me and other

artists is, nigga, I've been independent from the junk. Yeah. So my checks have been coming in the mail. Directly to keep coming in. Bro, the first and the 15th, shout the Empire, you feel me? I get checks from Empire, I can check some priority, I get checks from Universal, I get checks from other people. So, AD would never be broke again if whether I did anything again. You get checks from Universal Studios because you go there and you wear the

Homer Simpson costume? Shout out of the Universal Studios because they got the Super Mario World coming out, and I'm about to go to that. You're going to tap it with your Italian heritage. I was going to, Marlona, Mia! A meet the ball. This newfound expertise in Italy. Shout Bella, Yoshi.

Bro, if Dave ever wins a, if Dave, Dave ever wins an award, you get one because you're in it. Why would they win an award for a season from like multiple years ago? Not a season, but like the entire show, right? I didn't think about this. Like an Emmy or something. Oh, yeah, and I just locked in another TV show. I can't talk about it.

Why are you on the ground? Oh, yeah. And I'm in a fucking movie coming out this summer too, man. And I got a song in that movie now. Oh, yeah. Food reviews is coming soon. And oh, yeah, Uzamaki is dropping. Motherfucking 420.

This is the No Jumper show. Fuck Adam. Fuck porn. And we out. Should we all sit on the ground for a while? plug it. Hey, wait. That'd be kind of cool. Like, just looking over the fucking top of the...

Only, only OT. We see what happened. Come on. No, no, no. I don't know. There's a rock star fucking stain on the ground. Yo, the clip of you kicking over Yuri's rock star? And then being like, I know I didn't.

This is the weirdest shit we ever done on here. Hey, this shit feels good. I like it down here. No, I feel like Wilson from Home Improvement. What? What half your face? Everybody. What's Tim, Tim Allen?

I'm so hungry. He's scoring Coke. Hey, what? Yo, everybody go watch the Hash Brown Town vlog. You put it on No Jumper? Show some love to No Jumper out of context. Is he going hard?

Eliza just said, I'm watching you. Because you be hating on a jumper memes. Eliza two hours ago said, I'm watching you. I wonder what she thinks about my description of the Sharp episode. She said the N-word. She's been doing that, bro. She's going to get chutzed. She thinks that her Greek heritage gives her the right.

I used to tell her all the time. Stop calling me a fucking bitch. She'd be like, come on, bitch. The Greek freak. See, she fucking me. She don't call me no bitches. When's Orlando Brown going on that at the end of the day? You need to sign Orlando Brown to the Adam and Lena porn conglow.

Orlando Brown on the A.D. in Housephone mixtape. That'll be got to get a first, bro. Kiki went to the fucking new office today, so he can tell you how dope it is. Wait, first of all, it's not a lot of space. It's not just going to be the ADI and House phone mixtape. We need a verse from everybody in the office. We need an OG suicide verse. We need a big ski.

We need a 420. 20 Tisto beats. I'm doing a verse. Trevor, bro. You got to least. And Trev's through a verse is up. The BBC stock is going up. A 20 song project.

So at the end, you could have all the bum-ass rappers, aka me and whoever. No, no. You can actually rap. Yes, I know. Bro, you went crazy today. I'm going to do some Jack Harlow shit. Yo, have you seen the No Jumper freestyles where they

like, they cut it up and put the beats over it? A little bit. Bro, no, no, no. Where Smith slapped the shit out of me? Nah, that sucked. There's one where they take our freestyles of us talking and they line it up with the beat. No Jumper Contents did it?

Nah, it was on YouTube. That's how I want to make all in my songs. I'll just like freestyle right here. Take five, ten seconds between bars. Yeah. And then just let them clip it and put it over the track. That's what people do it. That's called punching in.

That's what people do in the studio all day. Babytron shit. You're going to sound like babytron. You just become the hardest rapper ever. Remember we was going to do a music video and he was talking about it? Babytron? No, remember you was like, look, I'm about to have the 645 AR voice and I want you to do a verse. You don't remember that?

One of your ideas. That sounds like a terrible idea. I did a smiley video. You was rapping in here? I want to be in my zone. You was in Bluebugs video too. Briefly. We both were, yeah. Looking like very strange. No, but the, sitting in the Maybach. Sitting in the Rose Royce all awkward and stiff. I didn't know they're going to film me when I fucking got in there and then all of a sudden I'm in the video,

but I'm cool with it. I'm about to watch the field VBC interview. I'm literally going to go home and watch that as soon as I get to be here. BBC. Pause. You see that? Wait what. The clip of him rapping on the BBC where he's like, BBC. Who said that?

You. Hey, we have that on the soundboard. BBC. What the fuck is that? Do it again. Do it again. BBC. You talking about you talking about my guy.

One more. Charby's law. One more. Why did you put? BBC. One more. BBC. I feel like it could be like.

like a little bit more before it. Yeah, a little bit more. I should have knew it in my future that one day. Wait. This is going to be used against me. I wrote AD, what do you contribute to no jumper? And then it was the clip of you saying, BBC.

What? Wait, who was... Why you never tagged me with stuff you say about me? Because I assume you're just going to look at my story, but it said you're out of Italy. I don't... Crawling through pipes and shit. Crawling through pipes?

Stopping on turtles. You stomped out a turtle? Yes. His name was Begle. His name was Cressant. Oh, yeah. Why does this always fall off? His name was Gumba.

We are Gumba. We are Gumba. You fuck with them Gumbas? What is that? Them little fucking dudes. You ever seen the first Super Mario movie? When it was in the Super Mario movie? You never seen the original Super Mario movie?

I didn't know there was a Super Mario movie at all. I see the Street Fighter 2 movie as well. Street Fighter movie was great. That probably sucked. That shit was fire. Street Fighter movie? You remember in a Mortal Kombat movie? Movie the first movie?

No, no. Have you guys seen that they're making a Halo TV show? They already dropped it. It came out already? Did you watch it already? Did it watch it already? Did it show? Oh.

I love Halo so much. I don't know if I want to look at it. No, I was reading reviews and people was... It's good? They were acting like they wasn't fucking with it. Like the Halo community. I guarantee you, we show Adam the Peacemaker intro. He's going to want to watch the show.

I'm going to give you a Halo. Wow. I'm get your merched. Wow. You dig. Hit a Blasey and put the nigga on the shirt. Sell it. Make some merch. I'll call your bitch up and say,

come get this work. House phone was a junkie that stole Duny and Birch. I feel like a bird's sitting up on my perch. I used to be grimy. I used to be going in bitch's purses. If Adam had the chance, he would do plug talk with Ernie and Bert. Ad hit it from the bag, but he can't make a squirt. Her.

Oh. I broke the bitch ovaries. I think she's going to need a gurney. A gurney? Yeah. He quit Pacific Sunware, and now he working in journeys. Oh, that was a bar. This nigga Adam B. Snitchin, I need to call him my attorney.

Paxson sent the cease and desist. You needed an attorney. Before AD came from no jumper, I was making no earnings. Facts! I saw you snorting ketamine about to go on a journey. You remind me of that racist white man from higher learning. He got a dead leg now. They pull him out on a gurney.

Josh is a deadhead. He goes to the concerts for a journey. That was bad. That was good, man. They got to give us a check. Bro, come on. Once we're on streaming services together. Give me a check for the Metaverse.

To let him fuck? No. Yo, Paul. It better still be 75. The Plug Talk Metaverse? You know what was an amazing point that that Bootleg Kev made that I never thought about when he was on at the end of the day last week, which underrated episode.

Everybody should go check it out. That he hated Last Kings and hated. That was funny too. He made me really think about how I hated Last Kings too. Me too. I don't really think about that when I think about T. Rell's journey. But no, he's talking about the fact that he thinks Lil Wayne killed truck fit by saying

suck a dick for some truck fit because then all of a sudden, whenever you saw a truck fit, people would be like, oh, you suck some dick for that? I remember everybody making that joke. I didn't really know anyone who were a truck fit. I was going to say like, That's crazy, though. Can we prequel that joke to just, like,

TruckFit was a terrible brand from the beginning. I was literally texting them the whole episode. I was laughing. That was fucking hilarious. Cam and fucking T-Rail. I thought Jay Bills was good, too. Try about the Jay Mills. Wasn't he signing Young Money at one point?

You started to, yeah, he talked about it. The funniest shit, though, was like, I was like, they fucked up to my book you fucking hand. Wait, who read it? Who ended up reading it? T-Rail hit Duno. Oh, I love that. They destroyed it.

Duno needs glasses. Yeah, me. Me too. That's the only reason why I can't read. I can read the news together. Doing all squinting so bad trying to read it. It didn't seem like he was having a hard time reading. He just seemed like it was having a hard time seeing the fucking screen. Yeah, that's where everybody had me fucked up like I can't read.

Like, nigga, I just have bad eyes. That shit was far away. Bro, I probably like me and Adam. My cookie. Probably just need to read everything here. I mean, you got to think about it. You got a lot of more practice because you've been doing the news. I did this shit for fucking two years now.

Do you want to get your Mexican card up and go to the Money Sign Suarez show with me? When? Who is that? Like next Saturday, I think. Yeah, I'm going with you all. What the fuck? I love that, that's Kodak Brown right there.

Let's go. Kodak Brown? He's the Kodak of the Hispanic community. Does he call himself that? I call him that. That's the term of endearment. Yeah. I love him, bro.

He said his shit been crazy as fuck. I'm trying to do the interview with him that day and then go to the show. That sounds like a great idea. That sounds like throwback no jumper content. Like really like the heart of no jumper. I've seen one of them first vlogs that Adam was a, who was you with? You bought some Gucci shoes. A little pump.

Pump and perk. Dub. Y'all looked like y'all was just having a great-ass time. Yeah, that was after they kicked me off the tour. They kicked you off the tour for what? Stealing Spoke-Perm. Allegedly I was stealing clothes, but I wasn't. Keep a G.

I was selling them my clothes. I wasn't. Everyone was honestly on so many Zanzz that I didn't really trust anybody's account of what happened. I didn't know if I should believe smoke perp or not. All I knew is that we had to basically get husband off the tour because Perp was about to cancel and that would have been very bad. I mean, literally. And, like, Adam was like, hey, listen, if bro, if bro say you can come, then you can come.

And you got to remember, that was my homie before. So I'm literally texting him. I'm like, bro, I would never steal your shit, bro. Like, I don't know who's telling you this. He was going to give you a feature. I mean, what would that have done for me now? Your check would probably be looking a little bit greener on the Spotify side of the facts. Hey, independent checks, man.

As long as you got some shit, this shit work. Yeah, nah, but, yeah, yeah. So then I'm like, bro, I'm literally like telling this thing like, bro, I would literally never steal your shit, bro. And I'm like asking them, like, I don't know who's telling you this or blah, blah, blah, the nigga ignored me the whole time until they went to Arizona. They already left LA. And then he was like, oh, my bad, bro. And then he tried to blame it on pump. He was just, oh, yeah, it was like pumping them that was just like, they're real protective of me and blah, blah, blah. Like, you know, just on, Adam passed it off to Perp and then Perp passed it off to pump. Yeah. It was the first time for

everything. I was in over my head doing that tour. I mean, bro, listen. If my- you was out of place. If my two headliners, if my two headliners was like, I'm canceling the rest of the tour unless you kick pot lord off the tour. What are we going to do? Toke, you got to get the, you're thinking pot lord out. Pot Lord, you got to get the fuck.

You got a surfboard back to L.A. You got to fucking breathe some saltwater in. Speaking of pot Lord, he ruffled some feathers. I'm not going to say. What you mean? I'm not going to say. With your peoples? No.

He's not going to Compton anymore? He just know that. I really want to know what if you're talking. I think I know what you're talking about, actually. Really? He's going to be the next Chuck pack? Oh, my God. Damn, all right.

I'm so hungry. Can we end this? Shout it to AD. Shout out of House Phone. I think this is a really good episode, guys. It's good, yeah. I think our rapport. Everyone go subscribe to No Jumper Clips.

I'm back off suspension, y'all. Wait, also, follow me. Follow me on my newly made Instagram at House Phone Shardi. Y'all niggins. Did you follow me? I'm going to follow you guys. I just made it last night. House Phone.

D'A. House phone S-H-A-W-T-Y. No, don't give me deleted. Go watch my interview with O-G-Z and the interview with PGF NUC. I went crazy. Two fire episodes back-to-back.

Shoreline Custy album coming soon. Yeah, that's a good idea. Ooh.