No Jumper - The No Jumper Show Ep. 142

Episode Date: April 13, 2022

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If you're going to start traveling the world, I don't think you should go to Alaska. I feel like you start with the boring ones first to get more interesting as you're traveling, you know? What is boring to you? Well, it's like I'd rather go to Alaska before New York. Because if you go to- If you have to go to those two places and you go to New York first, then you can be like, oh, man, I have to go to Alaska after. No, you should go to New York first and then you should go to Alaska. That's like saying that your first sex partner should be like morbidly obese because then over time, once you get to a normal looking woman, you'll be excited.

Humble yourself. Don't go, I can think of worst places than Alaska for sure. New Hampshire. Well, even like, yeah, yeah, yeah, good point. But even within California, there's all these random towns in the high desert and stuff. Go to stock to, yeah, go to Stockton. But in the meantime, I mean, you'll have a bad time. Everywhere you go after that, you'll be like, wow.

I know, for real. How about we take you to Watts? I want you to experience that. Okay, what am I going to do there? Like, hit the burgers and burger shop. Get Rob. I want to hang him by his underwear from the Watts Tower. No, I'm good.

This is Yuri and this is Trevor, and no, they are not house phone. Like they don't know these people. They might not know. It might be some first-time viewers out there. And while we're at it, this is AD. Oh, aka. Nice to meet you, sir. Beast Cush.

We missed it again. He hates Bees Cush. He hates him. Bring Bees-Code your own show. Doesn't he say that? Bring it to Disconnected episode featuring Beescast. That would be amazing. He's just going to be sitting there sweating in his big furry-hound at the whole time.

I always say, I'm like, the fans want him back, and I always say something to add on. But yesterday, he was like, he looked at me like a little guppy. He was like, bro, it's my show. I was like, all right, man. Because it's like, sometimes I just want to communicate to AD that the point of the podcast is not to like antagonize me with like a giant Disney helmet. But see, that's the fun thing. I think it's like, it's fun for you. No, but like, the thing is, is like, I like to cause trouble into the podcast.

You're not telling us anything that we don't. No, no. We know the era of trouble maker. This has been clearly established. But if you know it, then I fail. No Hedukin. You're gonna touch my hands. I feel like that's the point of the No Jumper show is to antagonize Adam, you know? I don't know about that. I think you guys are confused about that part. Sometimes.

He put his foot down though yesterday. He was like, bro. It's my show. You do it on your show. This podcast is about having a good conversation and you might not view it this way, but it was terrible. Also, I'm so sick of talking about this on the podcast. Why are we talking about this on the podcast? We don't have to talk about this every week.

It worked already. This is like how I never want to, oh my God, there's so many things that every time I listen to at the end of the day, I'm like, does A.D. not get that he has told this exact story ten times. It is insane at times. The Housephone is even worse. We're about your own show. T. Rel has not gotten to the point of repeating his stories over and over yet, but you and Housephone are fried with that shit. They had a wave where like every month they would like just pat themselves on the back. We're like, yo, we're doing a good-ass job.

I was sitting there on the country. The views are not. The reviews are not lacking in any way. There's got to be a point where they're going to be like, oh, Adis telling the story about how he used to swear at the beginning of the podcast and you get demonetized again. I don't do that no more. I've heard this story like nine times. Nicky, how many episodes you watch?

Enough that I've heard it. You only hear it's on here too. When you sit here on the couch when you do that. Only time you come here is when we got guests. Wednesday is my favorite days because I can sit there and play poker and just observe. You're telling Lennie. You're like, yeah, I have to stay behind to manage the show. Like, I need to run things.

And then he just sent stuff he wants us to say discreetly. And the clips channel has a clip called Big You talks about going golfing with Crip Mac. As a result, great clip, great title. Why is Crip Mac golfing? Everybody wants to know. But if you love repeat stories, you should listen to disconnected. Because every episode we get the Bap Story from Housephone. What's the Bap story?

Don't make you repeated, dude. I think last week's episode was our best episode. Oh, really? Thank you. The Sharp one was good, too. What Sharp was really good. I've been watching more lately. Sweet.

Yeah. What do you guys think? Are we getting better as a group talking to one another? I think you overall, bro, you're just like, the sky's the limit for you. Thank you, dude. I appreciate that, man. Travis fucking pissed. No, Travis is doing his thing.

Let me tell you something. Let me put some respect on the VBC name. My boy just opened up a podcast studio. He don't got a film here. He got his own stuff. He is the landlord. Shout out to the VBC, man. My boy over here doing 70.

two-hour streams. You feel me? Get into money. He's dying his hair. He's cutting his hair. Oh, yeah. It's, I got a blue hair now. Let's go.

So what? You hit it inside the hat because you hated it. That's how you like to tell everyone you voted for Hillary without actually saying it. You really do look like Trappler-Ross. Wow. And Hillary. How's your hailing? I don't know.

Is it okay? Yeah. It's fine. It's solid. Trevor's like, it's soft. Grudgely. We're all suffering. My boy.

You're going? Bro, chill. Oh. It's not even me. It's not even me. 80's going to be the donor, the hair donor. It's not like blood. You don't don't zone between people.

They were like, you get on this bed. They're going to just pluck my back. But imagine that. If you just had the hairiest dude in the world, then that was his job, as he just went and let you use his hair. See you in three months. Come back.

Or if you walk into the hair transplant clinic and it's like when you go to the. plant store and there's just all these little pieces of like hair like growing out of little pots. Oh. And you could be like, ooh, I want that one. Dunzo Washington? Yeah, give me that. Oh, my God.

They're going to be like, no, I think you're more of a George Clooney. No, but you said, no, no, no, no, no. Flacco bought it to my attention that you can put it on the beard too. Flacco wants to get beard. Yes, because his shit is too spotty. Did he? Yeah, Mayweather did that. Just so he can have a fly beard?

Yeah. And he got the hair. And I told Flacco that that's what you did. And he believed me. Oh, my God. Fully believe me. I don't understand what people think

my shit is fake because I keep saying but it's that good. It's just thick. I mean mine's kind of thick but you would never think it's fake because it's got a bunch of grays in it.

Yours just looks... Bro, I get one gray right here and I pluck it every time just right here. I do see like one little empty patch though. That's just where the gray is. Just take it out.

No, bro, I never grew here right here in the middle. I noticed, I feel like for every dude it's hard to grow a full beard. It's like it's a common problem.

But the weird part with you is just I feel like for guys who have beards it's very tempting to just let it become like a full-on shrub. Nah. You know, that's not for you? Nah. Like, even, bro, it hurts to let that shit grow.

Really? Yeah, it hurts. It don't feel good to let your shit just grow out like that. I feel like you ain't. Especially when it's like real low, bro. And I have like thick hair follicles. So that shit really be like itching a shit. Damn.

Speaking of Flacco, he has me in some hot water right now. Oh, shit. Okay. The weekend? No. There's a rapper named Walsh. Wynar Muky who just got sentenced today. He's a rapper from Florida.

And Flacco posted it on the Nodjumper Instagram, and he wrote, Wynar Muki, also known as the rapper that Spottom God was snitched on. And it gets sentenced. And so Spottengottom got him goes to his Instagram and he writes. Keep it mind, I didn't even see this. So it's not like I knew that this was posted. But Spottengaden posted and wrote, this N-word Adam, a fucking goofy. I'm not the reason my brother

locked up. Look up shit before you try to be a gay-ass blogger Brody. Violated probation, dumbass N-word. He was on live when he went to jail at Adam 22. And then he also posted saying...

Thanks for snitching off loco. Dumb-Dun! L-O-L, why y'all be bothering me? I woke up to you N-words dick pulling y'all N-N-Words got cooch like these hoes and y'all bitch as keep reporting my shit

fuck you damn so this is the thing apparently spot him got him did snitch on this guy but it was in a different case this is a separate thing because 1090 jake was the one of who i believe exposed spotting got him

for having given the police this full report about yinar moogie hiding guns or whatever the fuck it was that he told the cops all about so it is kind of weird to me that spotting got him is getting mad at me for someone who works for me calling him a snitch when, I mean,

it would appear that he is a snitch. He just is snitched in a different situation. Don't put a snitch jacking on somebody unless you got paperwork. 1090 Jake does have the paperwork. He has a bottom shit? Hey, it is what it is. If 1090 got, I'll believe it,

because I've seen some other paperwork yesterday that I read and I was very disappointed. Let me tell you. When the 1090 Jake interview drops tomorrow, it's a paperwork party. I read. He pulled up with paperwork on people and basically did the Vlad Sarah Molina thing and just handed it to me and had me read the highlighted sections.

Right there. I was mad yesterday. I said, whoa, this is crazy. It's a whole thing. It's a thing. But I mean, I'm on board for it. If you got the paperwork, I mean, you got paperwork. The black and white is going to tell anything. It's not an issue of like, do I like you or do I not like you? But if there's paperwork that says that you did something, then that's the whole thing. You have to be aware that people are going to bring it up. You know what I mean? Like, words are going to be talked about you. Like, you just can't expect people not to talk about it because, you know, whatever reason. And Spott and got posted the image of me asking him for an interview years ago, as if that, like, proves that we're fake or something because I asked him for an interview.

And then also one of the reporters on the site said that he had snitched when, I mean, 1090 JSC got videos with a million views about him snitching. To my knowledge, I don't think he's responded to them. I was going to say the reporter who posted this, he didn't, like, make up this information. He found it on Google or Instagram or elsewhere. It's like this is public info. But Flacco did fuck up because he said he was kind of misleading. He said the rapper that he snitched on, which is like, okay, that does appear to be true,

but it was about a different situation. Exactly. So everybody knew to comes here. You just make them like social media managers first? Did they become on-air talent? We've been figuring out the social media team thing. But that's why I was hyped on Flago is that he's really in tune in regards to the social media, what should be posted on Instagram, everything like that.

stories that we should be covering for the news, but then he's also, I think, pretty good on camera, too, even though there may be some kinks that we need to work out. I like him, man. I like him, too. I think he's really funny. Last Wednesday on Twitch at your house was one of the funniest experiences of my life. I was dying.

And I laughed that, apparently it got even funnier because he started rapping. I didn't see that part. He was rapping. He was crib walking with his socks off on your Naruto rug. Is there a weight limit on crib walking? No. He's just short. So it seems like he would be he's happier than even through the dark room.

I was just like I could see his fucking feet just like the crustiness. I was like, He's probably the most honest person I ever met in my life. Yeah, because he really didn't need to tell us all the shit that he said. I was going to say there's a what to it's like an innocence to him. Yeah, he just doesn't seem to understand or it's he either doesn't understand or doesn't care.

That's what I think. The reaction he's going to get like why like, Like, okay, him admitting he had a girlfriend for three years that he never had sex with. You didn't have to admit that, but that's one thing. To then show us the cash app receipts proving that you send her all this money is like, bro, like, you're allowed to fudge the truth a little bit, no pun intended because he does look like fudge will. He's like, I don't care. He's my girlfriend.

And the way he presents, the way he presents all, like everything he said, like he just says in such a matter of fact way where like I got that vibe from him too where I don't think he cares what people think about him or like, I don't think he has this thing where he's like insecure about himself at all. seemed too bother when Fresh was telling him that he's not saying. But see, that's the thing. It's like, he's like, yes, I'm fresh. I'm hard on thoughts. And I call Fresh, and he's like, you're not one of us. And he's like, thank you, Fresh. You're the go.

Oh, my God. Thank you, Fresh. I love you. It didn't seem like he was really going to let it get to him. I call Sharp. And Sharp is like, hey, bro, this ain't this. Thank you, Sharp. I fucking love you.

I'm like, bro. It's like, you can't insult this man at all. He's from, like, Liberia, which is this gnarly-ass part of Africa, and then he moved to North Dakota. His priest was eating babies. You can't insult this man. He'd, like, kind of get jaded or, like, change a little bit. I just, I just told him, bro.

But even after that fucking Twitch episode, bro, he came the next day. He said, AD, I got a hair cut because you told me to. That's what I'm saying. He comes here. It kind of gets lost in the sauce. You told me of her? Was his hair fucked up? I didn't even notice his hair, but he had a fresh lineup the next day.

I see it. He had a different outfit on. He didn't have a socks on, though, but we got to work on that. It was kind of crazy because, like, everybody who comes in the No Jumper office, even though it is just everybody. sitting around and it's like you see the same 10 people all day and then occasionally like a rapper comes in but everybody gets kind of fresh for sure you know like I'm probably the least of it honestly but I mean there's when I start I still Phil says he's the least of it I used to come fresh

out of bed come over here and do the news I didn't give a fuck during COVID I didn't give a I mean you got a lot of competition even like like boss and Nova comes in just killing shit straight up looking like fucking the flyest kid I ever seen in my life you got AD coming through with some fits you got you got yury coming to even josh is out there with like tie-dye crocs designer hats camo pro club pants green socks we're just are on-air personality too now josh is like the me of running the mixer because he never wears the same shirt twice he's like fucking always like fine i mean as much shit comes here there should be no repeat clothes so you it's a thing it's a thing no you've been doing it late lunch but that's the thing once we started calling you stinky it was like

your subconscious i haven't seen you put on the same shit since i like bro the same shirt over and over. You know, there's something funny. The other day I was hanging out my dad and I came out and I had all this like cat fur on my shirt, right? My dad just... He's got out now. And I told my dad, I'm like, bro, like, I don't care about this. My dad's just like, dude, like, this is a big deal. He's like, you're making yourself look bad. He's like, people are going to think you can't afford to do your laundry or you got to like a bad household or something like that. And I'm like, dude, I'm like, I don't really care about people's perceptions, right? And then he says, he's like, do you want people thinking? He's like,

he knows I live stream, right? He's like, do you want your viewers thinking you don't shower or something? I don't want to think I'm like I'm like It's kind of trendy I mean it's kind of trendy I'm like exactly I'm like

I'm like I'm like I'm sorry I'm sorry to pop I'm like I'm sorry to tell you but they already tell me to shower

You wait dad You like that you watch the stream Be like dad There's this girl named Kazumi who hasn't showered in years Yeah and the sharp I was like

I was like dad Listen my boss doesn't shower either So it's fine Exactly I'm saying like Your boss doesn't shower You fucking

Nobody showers I'm like he's He seems to be doing well. Bring your dad at the end of the day. What is he going to talk to him about? Just the shit? Wow, that would be crazy. That would be interesting.

He, you know, English is... That's true, but my dad... Nobody else has parents. I do. I would actually say we all. I was going to say. My dad, English is his second language, so I feel like, you know, it would be kind of like... He won't understand a lot of the American references, jokes.

You got to speak Russian, and then you sit down and... just translate everything, bro. He sounds like, I will make him do like gang shit and just say stuff. You're gonna have him throw gang signs? Yeah. Have you heard him speak Russian? Yeah, it was a good. Oh, it's so funny when you hear him in the corner of the room just, I'm just, I'm just

sounds automatically. Dude, my dad is like completely unaware of like gang shit completely. Like back in the day when I used to work with my dad doing construction shit, like he used to have this one partner or like, uh, assistant, I guess, that he worked with all the time. Why would your dad know about gangs? This dude, his assistant had a giant MS tattoo on the back of his skull. And I saw, and this was his part, and my dad even know anything. You sure it wasn't Microsoft? No.

It would have a specific font into it, AD, where you could tell immediately. But that was his assistant for a while, and my dad didn't know anything about that stuff. No dad wasn't, yeah. But you kind of forget, though, that, like, it's very out of the ordinary that we sort of, like, know about all this street business. You just grow up in L.A., so you just surrounded by it. In L.A., but, I mean, like, how many Cripsets could you identify off the top of your head? I know, I now know. Hoover.

that's two Hoover is two No wait Crip and Hoover Right Okay there are my year Huge I'm not gonna gang spline to you

I'm gonna leave that to him Adam should know everything now When I think about it It's like it's kind of amazing How much I didn't know before That's to be a book You know someone can just buy like me That's the thing about gangs

Is that nobody really gets it Besides the people who are like in it because it's so often, like, poorly recorded. I can probably name, like, 200 gangs. They can fill a huge void to make a lot of money right now by making gangs for dummies, you know? No, they have sites, nigga. You have United Gangs.com.

You have streetgangs.com. Remember ganglam? That TV show? Oh, you're right, actually. My mom was so mad she's seen me on all the gang websites. I was like, this is not good. She wasn't hyped. I'm posting the promo myself because Yuri is usually the one who does it,

but he's not functioning. You got to think about it. If your mom, if people are showing your mom certain shit and like one of them has my little brother next to like tag in and all type of stuff. Oh shit. Imagine seeing your kids on these websites. When you click on the area

where the hood is and you got pictures of your fucking kids on there. Tagging is the list of your mother's words. Oh yeah. Did you ever get into tagging? Did you ever catch any spots? You know, I used to try to like, first you start all these little stupid asses

that everybody used to do with stuff. Oh my, I know what you're talking about. Is that a gang tag? No, but I'm like, every. Everybody used to do that shit and then you start trying to do that. But you have to have like, people got real hit-ups.

You know what I'm saying? I don't have no hit-ups. That was like the thing that caused a snowball effect for your life was that S? But I know how to write stuff and I know how like, you know, that's how I felt

and cross it and put the... Pretty much all the gang members who've written their names on the wall, that's what I was thinking when watching them do it is like, I could tell that they haven't done this in a long time. Exactly.

Which maybe ever because really like even even the biggest gang bangers are you out fucking tagging walls that's that's not really like a thing for most it's like it's like a graffiti gang type thing where in l.A they really worry about how well it looks and to me honest if you look at our wall you can easily tell that oh geezie and do no god like that you know the nicest looking calligraphy or work but it's hard to get good at that stuff and honestly even in the the tagging world a lot of people aren't that good it's like hard to find someone

who can just do it so elegantly that's pretty much the rule of graffiti is if it looks like shit, then it's gang graffiti, and if it looks good, then it's like art. Art. Not art graffiti, but like graffiti. I didn't write shit on his wall. Damn. Kiki put his right behind the thing. Who's this? Tyler Curry wrote just real N-word

right there. You see that? Behind you. I keep looking at it when I'm interview. Who's Tyler? Well, let someone running again. Real, real nigga. It was him. Real nigga Tyler. It was one of the sport episodes that I'm kind of in the dark about.

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and upgrade your life. Back to the show. Let's go. Why does Josh keep doing these weird different backgrounds? Look at this fucking... I like them, though. Astronaut playing with a hacky sack. What's going on? That's a nut. Put us in the corner. I want them to see it, too. It's also reacting. It's for Manscape.

The astronauts playing with a fresh shade ball with the lawnmorph 4.0. And also, this background's music reactive. If you play music, it glows along with it. It does? Play some music. It was a Mar- No, it was a Mario Brothers' background

like the other day, right? You just fucking change it all the time. It's easy. He says that they like inspire, though. Then no jumper one kind of got stained into it too. No jumper one is sucked. Treve, you need to be wearing helmets. Helmets?

Helmets? I just realized that's why I feel like he's kind of... No, I feel like you need the headphones with multiple people to be able to fucking feel the flow. Yo, helmet needs to wear a helmet. Trevor needs to wear a helmet. Goddain. Can we just call you a helmet from now on?

Podcast with a helmet on? Yo, is helmet coming? Oh, yeah. Phil helmet. Anyway, what do you guys do this weekend? What did you guys do this weekend? That's the big question. It's always hard to remember, man, sometimes.

I died my hair. It's hard to remember two days ago? Yeah, literally. I'm still thinking about helmet. Oh, my freaking car blew up, dude. What happened? Basically. I heard you calling him yesterday, too.

Basically, my, okay, so basically I was driving around, I get a notification on my dashboard that my bad, something's going on my battery, right? I'm like, oh, shit, I'm driving home, driving home. All of a sudden, my power steering turns off. I'm like, oh, fuck. Like, basically, long story shirt, I realize it's my alternator. What is that? It's a part of your engine that's very important. It's expensive.

It's spent $210 on getting a new one. And then my dad and I spent like five hours putting this new alternator in, right? And you're supposed to put this ground wire that goes from your car battery. onto the alternator, we forgot to do that. And it was touching the, like, metal of my car. And when we reconnected the battery, we just saw a bunch of sparks. And now my car doesn't do anything anymore at all.

So I'll fuck the car up. I posted on Instagram, a lot of people are saying I fried my computer, my E-C. Basically, everyone's saying I'm in a bad, worse situation than I was before. I'm having a vision. It's the insurance company, and they're watching this clip. Oh, God. Someone did tell me to accidentally set my car on fire, which doesn't sound like too bad.

I got a friend. You never fixed it. Bro. No, I'm going to spend this upcoming Saturday trying to fix it. So wish me luck. Nick, say, I'm expensive $210. I'm like, nigga, try burning out your fucking transmission or having to buy a new engine. I know. You're making me so happy that I fucking lease my car and that if that happened, I would just bring it back and say, hey, fix this. That's why I like leased cars as well. Hell yeah. I mean, I've never really had anything like that happened with my leased cars. I noticed like when my lease is over, even like right now, my lease is done. My car is starting to ag weird. It's time to just get rid of oil.

Turn it back in. Yep. Do you change your oil and stuff? Yeah. Okay. You can't just run it into the ground. Although that would be kind of cool. Yo, I don't know.

Sometimes I've been driven with you and some lights are on that. His lights is always on. Bro. I don't really know. Even if it's pretty obvious what they mean, I just act like, I don't know what the fucking. All he knows is fucking porn and poker.

That's it. All I know is I bring the car in like every six months and then they make all the lights go away. and then at some point every six months you're supposed to do like every month every month drop my car off at the dealership

to get your fucking oil change every month no one's changing no one no one change your oil like once a year

your mechanic your mechanic is finessing you bro you're just you have an electric vehicle you need to come

here every month holy holy shit every one how many miles no it's like 5,000 well I do 5000

every month Joe. No way. No way. You just drive around here. It's not like you're a trucker. I go all over the place. You're going to Vegas 10 times in a month? I've never heard of you driving anywhere ever. I go back and forth to Orange County. I take my daughter to school in L.A. I go to Compton. I go to Co. Bro, I go around. I really drive a lot.

Just to go to S.F. is 500 miles. So you'd have to make that trip like fucking 20 times. I don't think you got a point. I was trying to think of like things to compare it to. You're trying to explain how you don't drive as much as your team. Yeah, that's the obvious fucking sit. Wow. God damn, I forgot the hell you were saying a second ago, because that's something to add to it.

Dude, hell me. On Friday, I said in the group chat, I was just like, hey, I'm going to be hanging out with my mom and my kid at the house all day. If anybody wants to come chill, we'll be hanging out by the pool and shit. And at first, T. Row was acting like he was going to come, but then he had to do something.

But meanwhile, Vell pulled up. I saw that. And Vell was just being Vell. like in the presence of my mom which was pretty fucking hilarious to me he's just posted up charging his phone smoking a bun hopping in the fucking pool naked and shit

not naked but he was hopping in the pool making it's cannonballs and shit dude he's scared the my kid is so scared of everybody right now she was terrified of belt because he was making terrified he was jumping around and making cannonballs and shit

it was before the cannonballs bro he just he pulled up and he was just like she'd just like she took one look at him and just started holding on to me for fucking dear lightly. She's in this weird stage where everybody's terrified. Adam, you need to bring around more black people. Yeah.

Probably. She kind of busts this move on everybody right now. That's how my niece was. She was like nobody but her mom. But she was so loving to everybody at first and now she's entered this phase of being like really scared to everybody. Even people she's seen 10 times. She takes one look

at them and she's like, food don't work. if something she liked, if they come up to her like, hey. But I don't want to tell her like, hey, if a stranger gives you food, then go kick it with him. No, because my niece, my niece did not fuck with nobody. And I was like, you want a cake pop? And since then, she calls me every day now. Wow. For a cake pop?

She was like, uncle, can I have cookie? Wow, that's funny. She lives in Tennessee, so I send her mom like, I sent her like $10 a day. Go get her a cookie, please. A cake pop. Send her a cake pop a day. I'm kind of thinking that one of your guests, like, scared, park her behind your back and now she's traumatized

of like all future guests. Like who? No. Like I don't know just some random person. They're like, when behind Adam went like, boo. No,

but she gets scared by little things that you wouldn't expect. Like if she does something, like she was jumping and would be like, yay! And for some reason, that yay will scare the shit out of her.

Because it's a bunch of people saying it at once. Bro, she saw me yell at the screen one time playing poker. Started crying her eyes out. He was like, you poker nigga, fuck you bitch! I'm just like,

are you kidding me? like my voice got super loud, probably never been that loud around her, and she's just, I'm like, fuck, I got to really tone it down, bro. That sucks. That's funny. How's your kid coming along? You trying? We have two kittens that are very happy and healthy. And honestly, I'm dealing with this shit right now where when we got one of our cats, we're supposed to get neutered, right? The lady's like, oh, she's too young to be neutered. Like, bring her back in like three, four months, we'll neuter her. We hit her up in three, four months, and she ghosts us. She just doesn't

reply to us. And we're like, oh, shit, okay. cat's not doing anything weird so we think it's fine. Like a month ago, my cat starts fucking moaning, dude. And that's what cats do when they're horny. They just like meow all fucking day. And it's so annoying because she does it right when I go on stream. She'll be like quiet the whole day. I'll go on stream.

And everyone in my chat just like, feed your cats, bro. Your cat's hungry. I'm like, she's horny, dude. Like she's meowing. I know my cat wants some dick. For real. If anyone out there has a cat with some, you know, good dick. Bring it through a little.

Why didn't you just find someone else to neuter it? Because this problem just like a rise like a week or two ago. The ghost of Bar Barker will be very disappointing you. What would Bob Barker have to do with my cat? Bro, you know he's to always say that. Spade and neutered your pets. Really? Spade and neutered like after the movie show.

That is a very, very good cause. But it's not one that you ever really think of. And from my perspective, there's probably a lot of other causes that might be more important. But I mean, it does hit close to home. I mean, a lot of people. What's another cause? Like Ukraine. Homelessness.

You know, they're getting blind. blown to shit, you know? Wow. Homeless. Homeless. Homeless people. Homeless people? That's a good point. Exactly. I do feel for the cats that are homeless, but there's a lot of homeless people. But what do you do about homeless people? I don't know. That's what I'm saying. The cat thing is more straightforward.

They have these fucking little homes for them right now that they don't even want to go in. Well, what if we spay and new to the homeless? Whoa. We could work with soft white underbelly to clip their tubes. There's a word for that. Because eugenics Cestration

But most homeless people Probably aren't really like Oh homeless people are fucking But the thing is the problem The problem is not homelessness It's like it's people being crazy I feel like the answer is We need to reopen the mental hospitals

Without the lobotomies you know Just like have a place where crazy people can go And get taken care of And like the homeless problem You gotta think about it like people think that Homeless people can just be picked up somewhere And just dumped off somewhere like They like being on the street.

That's one thing I've learned from watching a lot of softwood underbellies. They like being on the street. A lot of these motherfuckers are, they'll admit it. They'll say, I like the craziness. I like the chaos. I like, they'll be like, I don't like the fact that it smells like shit everywhere and that motherfuckers are like, you know, try to kill you. But I like the mayhem, which I kind of get because when I was young, I loved like being

out riding DMX because it felt like anything could happen to you. Just being, being outside. Like, it was just chaos. It was fun, you know? Is it the mayhem or like the freedom of just like. I can do anything, right? But then you got to think about it too, right? You're homeless.

You got no overhead. You got CMAG bringing you pizza every fucking week. You know what I'm saying? Like, you get all this stuff and you get to live free. You got all these IG people. That's got pretty good. Then you could go on soft white underbellies. Exactly.

Maybe you could graduate and work for no jumpers. He's going to give you money. He gives the people money to do those interviews. And he doesn't disclose how much it is. Oh, that's love. He wouldn't tell Sharp how much. But he's also rich. Like he, you could tell, but he also kind of says it.

Like, he clearly has enough money that he's not worried about money at all. I wonder how much you gave to Hillbillies. Dude, he came in for your interview a while ago, and he said it on the interview, so I can say this. But he said, like, it was only like 1 p.m. maybe around noon. And he's like, on my way here, I already gave away two grand. Yeah. And we were like, what the fuck? For 30 interviews.

I remember the number being 1,200, but it was definitely something significant that he was like, that day. So I don't know if that was one person, two people, three people. That's a fuck. Like, if you were homeless? Every day, were you giving out like 50 grand a month, 100 grand a month? You know how much drugs they're buying with that?

Exactly. I just had an epiphany. How can... Mark, you're keeping people homeless. I feel like some YouTuber should pretend to be homeless and trick Mark into getting an interview. You should do it. Bro, that'd be amazing. I do it with you.

If I can do a live stream of tricking or like a video of me tricking Mark into interview. Part of it's going to see. Part of it is that you have to do it. meth so you actually start to like have the look you do the meth and we'll just go on there to tell some crazy-ass stories it's cool that you won't have to really change your hair or your clothes exactly i just jump on the streets sit down you need your own you can't shower for a week really sorry my what oh my kittens too oh just release him into downtown if you were just the cat guy and you just had a cat oh that'd be genius that's crawling around in your head bro i'm just like

i love my cat bro it's the best cat ever things i learned from watching sharp interview mark from sophomore underbelly is number one Mark has fallen in love with multiple different girls. From FIG. That he met out on FIG. I ain't gonna lie. Some of them are pretty.

He seemed like his love or whatever he was experiencing was less of like a, oh, I just want to fuck you because you're hot and way more of like an emotional connection. He's a very tender, delicate man in a way that is sometimes hard for me to relate to since I have a heart made of titanium. But

he is a very like loving giving person. So I can see how like some of these girls just like I don't know. He just like can't turn off that part of his brain that just like wants to help them and be with them and whatever. Dude, I feel like he's like the perfect example of like ignorance is bliss where I feel like he's a really smart person like too smart to a point where he kind of like can't just live a normal life and just be ignorant of like certain things and just like, you know, just be happy because he said he left his wife for his job, which is basically interviewing people when, you know, listening to the worst, stories all day every day. He had the lead his wife because of the bum. That's a lot, though. Well, he didn't say because of that.

He basically said that, like, I was focusing on my job and, you know, whatever it was. He said, I think said on your interview, but. If my girl leaves me, I hope that my YouTube channel is not the reason. Because it is kind of hard to, like, have a balance though, because like, when you're a content creator, you can just like stream or make shit like every day, always be making money, doing something creative, whatever. It's kind of like, I see it all the time where like content creators basically like fuck up their private life because they're so focused on making content.

making money. That's what I was telling you even getting into vlogging and doing other stuff because now every any event, my mind is going to like, damn, maybe I should record this. And then you lose the human moments of just talking just having a good ass time going home

and shit like that. You know what I mean? So I understand. That shit can get in the way. And the other thing that I was really impressed by though is Mark said that basically that the undercover mission of his channel is to basically create this gigantic document slash blueprint of the fact that we need to take better care of our kids.

Because when you watch softwood underbelly, that is the one thing that you just keep coming back to is that the people who end up doing fucked up things, whether it's killing and raping or whatever, they pretty much always have really traumatic childhoods. For real. And that they then pretty much tend to like perpetrate that same shit upon their kids. And it's like, bro, I've seen some of them with heart. heartbreaking shit on there with like fucking girl talking about going through the whole foster system and like just getting raped by all these fucking families over and over and it's like I don't know like it's just like that that really is like the point of that channel is to make people think about how they raise their kids because like if you do a good job raising your kid they probably won't end up on Southwestwood underbell. I mean the the Patreon we did yesterday man that girl told a story just man that could have went on there I was like whoa I really I didn't want to see her get naked.

I was just like, oh, my God. I still had to do it because it's for the Patreon. I still had to be like, do you want to dump your tities out now? But that story was rough. She dealt with some shit. That seems crazy. But then the girl after that was a little more fun. Yeah.

But the other girl was cool, too. But also it's like, how do you listen to these hard-wrenching stories as Mark, how you listen to these hard-wrenching stories all day, every day, and then come home to a happy relationship? It's kind of dark. It's going to mess with your mind, you know? That's true. Yeah, I feel like a lot of cops go through that and shit where, you know, you're just seeing blood and guts and murder and all this crazy shit every day.

That's kind of like hard to separate your private life from that. It's like the army. You have to be able. People come from the war, bro. They be, like, a lot of them go through a lot of shit. They can't get right. I wonder if he's jaded to it, you know? He's just out here in the mix, just interviewing all these random people like that.

Which is also kind of like, I don't know, is that good or bad to be jaded to it? Because, like, I feel like he's also the type of person who wouldn't, like, walk past the homeless person without really caring about him. But you could see him walking past the homeless person not really being affected by like, oh, I've seen a dude bleeding on the street before. But that was the thing I was the most taken aback by when we did the interview is like he, his reaction to Skid Row is to just like give, give, give, like help all these people over and over and over. When I lived by Skid Row, my reaction was like, oh, hell now, I ain't fucking with nobody. Because if I give anybody a dollar, then they're going to be begging me every fucking day, which I saw happen to people over and over. And Mark is an example of that where he's getting scammed. he got robbed all this shit because all these people view him as a fucking lick when i live downtown

hey i didn't really have money to be given out like that so it's not like it was much of my option but i was just like i ain't letting anybody take advantage to me it was not a fucking chance in hell so it's a la thing dude like people have been saying that all the time la shady people fuck you over and take advantage you and trick you and lie to you in the city and it's like it's 100% true i grew up with that feeling as a kid you don't mean like you're walking down the street and then someone tells you a heart-wrenching story about how they want to help their daughter and they need $30, blah, blah, like, and you, like, want to help them. And then you later realize through other events that, oh, they've been lying, they just

lied to me just to finesse me. That happens to me in my DM every fucking day. Somebody writes these stories. I'd be like, these stories can't be real. They'd be like, I need $2. The more sad of the story is the more I ain't hearing it. Because it's just like, I feel for you, but like, I'm not going to send anybody money, period. So what the fuck are you asking me for?

It's not happening. My fucking cash app, bro, I don't know how it got verified. The worst shit ever, bro. I have people just send requests all fucking day. What is it? My verify? I mean, so that they can hit you up.

It's AD, go ahead. You ever accidentally accepted one? Huh? You ever accidentally accepted one? For $2? Sucker! Wow.

Damn, it was a two grand accept. But I'm like, why are they verifying cash at? Yeah, that's interesting. I just want to point out that I interviewed 1090 Jake for three hours on Friday. Oh, for real. It was crazy. What about, what about Jidion? When you talk to him?

Oh, that's going to be interesting. I don't want to count my chickens before they hatch. I never really watched any of his videos. I just keep hearing his name in the news. The amount of content, quality content that he puts out. He puts out videos every day. I don't think nobody's working harder to him. Fuck out of him.

You know what I told Jideon? I told him that his content is helping my gangster homies understand why I am gay. Wait, what? And I told him that and he was like, for real? And I was like, yes. Like you doing the susses shit and having it be funny and like like it kind of like explains why Yuri is bisexual. And why why we say the things we do? Why why Aiden Ross is the way that he is?

Why we think this shit is funny? Because there's a cognitive gap there where our cultures don't really overlap where AD thinks that saying I want to, Trev, I want to suck your dick is gay. That's pause, bro. And we realize it's not gay. It's actually cool. But you know what it is? It's the fact that Gideon doesn't fall under this like woke content creator umbrella. It's like there's a division between content creators right now.

You either ultra-woke like H3 don't want to say nothing about nothing or you're Gideon and you can express your opinion and actually be yourself and make jokes about controversial topics without actually being mean because it's a joke. That you do a geeky with me. Oh, God. Give us a gay freestyle about 80. Oh, God. Yeah. Yo, Adi is so sick. He doesn't touch my dick.

Screens capture. Everybody watching us. Adi is sick. He doesn't suck my dick. He said touch and then you get to put the actions on there. Jesus Christ. If he touches, he's probably going to suck it. Bro, people will be hit me on.

Talk to you like that, man. And you're like, I watch Jidion, and now I get it. bro it wasn't until i joined no jumper bro like i'm like damn youtube is like better than television bro just get your channels you watch everything you weren't watching anything on youtube i was bro believe or not i was watching worth it like food shit bro like i was watching all type of food shit i wasn't watching like content creator were you like subscribed to channels yeah like worth it on buzzfeed they would go to like three different places no i know what you're talking about food at price points when i started doing youtube hard in like 2012 i would always be saying yeah

subscribe but also thinking to my head like who the fuck subscribes to youtube channels now fast forward to now i've subscribed to hundreds and hundreds of channels i'm looking through my fucking subscription feed and sometimes i'll be around somebody and they'll see my subscription feed and they'll be like whoa like you know about a lot of weird shit and i'm like yeah i have collected a lot of very strange subs over the years it makes the algorithm dope though and then you look at you two from another account like a blank account and you're just like what the fuck it's so you're You really get to know a person. I'll look at my girls Twitter sometimes just randomly.

I'll see her looking through it. And it'll be like there's no like angry political people like sharing their fucking offensive takes about shit or whatever. It's just kind of like pictures of flowers and like pictures of girls showing their boobs. Dude, but this is what YouTubers used to complain about. They would say that like back in the day like in the early days of YouTube, you hop on. You see random creators. Right. This is like before the algorithm got all crazy.

But now you said you started YouTube and you get recommended this like it's a conglomological. of like it's a production company that it's a what was it called the the show oh buzzfeed right bus feed is a giant production company they just started a YouTube channel just to make some ad revenue you know what I mean like that's the thing you got recommended the type of shit I find like like I watched a video today about why this Harley Quinn of uh uh ride at Magic Mountain didn't last long so shit that I would never just click on search but I'm like damn this is and this is interesting but that's the power of the thumbnail in the title that it could be something like an amusement park ride from 20 years ago that you're never even going to go to

that city never even you don't care about amusement parks like that but for some reason you're just watching it last night i got sucked in because i saw a video and the view count can tell you what to watch because it's a two weeks old and it was called what like having traditional african tribes try candy for the first time i watched that one i watched it wow i didn't watch it i got recommended views i'm like i got to see this nobody like the twizzlers Yeah, I noticed that It was weird how some people I liked the shit and some people

I've been watching his show for so long bro His shit really? I was watching shit before I came here bro Dude his video about going to Egypt That traumatized me how fucking bad The security and like the government was For him trying to go there and film content He said he spent a hundred thousand dollars

To go out there and make videos I believe wow I mean he has one video go to 10 million I mean that's going to help but fuck 100 grand You know whose videos I've been watching Steve will do it. You like him? Yeah, cool guy.

That shit's good too. I was like, damn, man. Can't help but like this guy, man. Just give everybody money and shit. Did you guys see the Nelke did interview with Caitlin Jenner? I watched half of it. I watched a little bit of it.

It was interesting. It was interesting. I watched half of the Donald Trump one. And then what can you watch it now that they take it like took it down? Dark web? I don't know. Jesus.

He gave Donald Trump a Rolex? Steve did. Wow. He really? Yeah. He gave him like a presidential. That's funny. It's not need a Rolex at all.

For real. He used that for the title or something? I mean, he did it though. He gave it to him. Steve just has so much money. It's crazy. I am having second thoughts about my fiancé. Huh?

You're lying. Yeah, I'm having second thoughts. Might have to kick her to the curb because the word has come out that a girl that Lennon used to associate is a killer. Whoa. That video was crazy. Lennon used to kick it with this. girl and now that girl killed a black man.

Oh, that only fans created. That used to be Lena's friend. She's kind of bad. She was kind of bad, yeah. You were a lot of people that killed people. Lena was showing me photos of her in the club with the girl back of the name. I'm like, damn, that girl was hot.

You should have kept kicking it with her. But then she had to catch her body. What is the context of like she got jealous and she stabbed him? We don't know because, okay, there's a clip that came out of somebody confronting her at a bar like soon after the killing. I was going to say it. She went out. She's at the bar. She's kicking it. She's getting some fucking wings. I thought that was fake. I was like, how is she out after killing a person?

I said, if there was ever a time to order postmates, it's probably like the day or two after you catch a body in the same city where you caught the body. And it's your boyfriend. But do we know the context of what happened? No, because I mean, obviously everybody's like kind of going to the assumption of like, oh, he was probably beaten her. She was, it was probably

self-defense, whatever. But okay, this guy's huge. Like, you look like a big fucking muscular guy. She's small girl. Even if they got into a physical altercation where she ended up stabbing him, I just don't really believe that she was going to be able to stab him to death. No. Without him stopping. He would have to be asleep. He's huge. Like, I don't know. It's hard for me to wrap my head around how this could have happened. But in his sleep sounds like, honestly,

like I've seen, bro, I watch a lot of like oxygen channel and like crime shit, bro. And there are people that's like yury size who kill like multiple grown men, bro. So it's not too far efficient thing. I mean, you cut one one one one one one one one. area you stab somebody in one area bro they yeah and keep doing it so she got the drop on them just get one good plunge in there but how the hell did is she like everyone knows that she got locked up for murder how are you out within a month and then you're at a bar not even a month i think it was like two days later she bailed out everybody bailes out for everything now for murder you cannot bail out right i mean they probably don't know what happened no because people bail out from murders all the time

do they yeah it's just if you if they think that you're like a risk of society Yeah, but there's always a dollar amount, right? And if you're an only fan's girl. And that's just probably, she probably had to pay like two, three hundred thousand to get out. But then you only have to pay like 10%, right? Well, that's what I'm saying. Yeah. If it's like, if it's like, if it's like, her bail was like three, four million?

I doubt it was that much though, was it? For a murder, I think she was stabbing too. That's what I said. She was all bloody. We're talking about that video, right? She was probably in cuffs blood, like blood all over her body. And she was out two days later. And her friends or their friend group told the news that she had some history of like kind of being a little crazy.

I hate to say it, white privilege. That's what I was going to say. How the fuck are you out in two days? A lot of people bail out. It's not like that out of the ordinary. I heard, for a murder, like that's crazy. I don't know what the fuck you're talking about. But the thing about it is that now Lena and her are rekindling their friendship because Len is trying to get some tips about how she's going to take me out.

Jesus. I would be very scared about it. in the jack shack with three locks on dude she has a key at least at least one of the locks god damn but what do you what do you do that you think linda would even like want to get rid of you farting i think i'm gonna say the smell probably has a blunt smoking she doesn't like she don't like blunts she doesn't let me do it in the house anymore did she recently start a life insurance policy on you like a year or two ago yes how much a billion wow jesus christ you're out of here it's nice to know when you butt

I don't know. You know what? All you can do, though, is start an infinite live stream, so she can't kill you on live stream. So start a live streaming the solution to all your problems. I know. Why don't you do a 72-hour live stream with a night? Just don't end the stream. And see what happens?

When I saw you doing the 72-hour live stream, though, I was like, oh, they're having a baby. They got to get some money to go. They got to have a baby. Realistically, what will be like the timeline for you and Riley to have a baby? If I can be financially independent, then I'll do it for. You keep doing 72 hour You keep doing 72 hours You can be right

But like right now You said like you know what This is Okay let me ask you this Do you want to be married first? Yeah So when do you want to get married So you think you're better than me?

Oh my God I don't know It's like it's I feel like it's I don't want to be that couple That like gets married When we're fucking broke You know what I mean like Oh like oh let's scrounge our money together

To like get a little marriage in Vegas You know Can you print out the topics for me I just remembered So like I'd rather What do you consider broke? You live in Burbank. You have a nice...

You probably have ten times as much money as you have when I met you. Yeah. That's probably true. Probably more than time. You're comfy now. You can have a kid, man. But you probably spent all your money on bunk weed. No.

Now, a huge... Thank you to Big Chief and other people. Yeah. We don't have to... We keep you legs! Yes. You're paid to smoke now? Mm-hmm.

No, not even paid to smoke. We just don't have to pay to smoke. Hey, where's that pound at? What is that pound at? We keep weed on deck. Throwing like a football. Yeah, yeah, Trevor. We gotta have Trevor on a blunt.

Dude, my vision. Smoke my shoe, Usumaki, drop a photo. I really want to start a podcast, like a smokeout, a weekly live smokeout podcast. Maybe in the back of the store at the new number store, maybe at the new office. Podcast doesn't end until you finish the amount of weed you started with. I just like the idea of doing a podcast where everybody is just chievin heavy. Yeah, exactly. That's kind of like the theme.

A live stream of it. Bro. That would be dope. We live stream all our podcasts. I was already assuming that, true. I used to watch this a podcast called Gang Doug with High. Yeah, what happened to that? They still do that?

No, I think they stopped it because of COVID and all that stuff, and I don't think they rekindled it. Is there like a real... I got to say, after watching that weed podcast, you realize how many people become very uninteresting when they get high all of a sudden. And you're like, oh... Yeah, a lot of his podcasts were so boring.

I spent my whole life high, so I just... But don't you have to deal with that when artists come in and just get super loaded? Exactly. There you go. Yeah, but it's weird because sometimes you have a rapper like Rigo Rego Reckless who could smoke infinity weed and he's going to be fine.

But then sometimes you have dudes who really are not stoners like they think they are. And they come on and get hot. Yeah, here's a good example. Yeah. Oh my God.

If I had like done an AD interview and you got high back then who would have been so funny. It's sad. That y'all had a fucking camera on me on the couch sleeping. That's how high I used to get. Those were the days.

Yeah. I miss those days. Now you're too cool to stream with us on Fridays. Yeah. I'll bless you. Dude, shit's open now. It's a big.

it's a big response that shit used to be for I know but it used to be like I just be like fuck another song I would already not do it anymore if it wasn't for me being able to play poker it was basically like a sleeping stream

for AD every time every Friday it was just like And then I have my sign Oh yeah This sucks Not because I used Like that was like The thing

Keeping the business afloat for a long time Like if it wasn't for streaming And the music I would stream and make like X amount of dollars and just be like Okay

like that'll actually keep us going like I actually like needed to do that like if I didn't do that we would be fucked this month we was we was thugging though I'm not talking about when you were here when you were here it was already like going in the right direction I'm talking about before you came around that's why

that's why I live stream it's like people always tell people like why don't you bring back the old vlogs and all that stuff it's like bro vlogging put in six hours of work for a skating vlog right put another couple hours of editing in upload it blah all this stuff five bucks or maybe if that you know it doesn't

How many views? But as I'm saying, I'm not really getting that many views, but compared to live streaming, it's like it's way more interactive, you know, it's like, I feel like live stream is... I think that's your thing. I think it's the new thing, but of the future. He's a student of Ice Besot. That's something that you say every time, too. Well, it's a fact.

Bad podcast. I mean, it's like, it's all you need to know to understand Yuri is that he's based his entire life around being like Ice Posey. I have to look who that is. Bro, now... Bad podcasting is me saying it a million times and you're not knowing who it is. Now seeing Flop will come in, I'm starting to think, like, is the new era just going to be mini-mini versions of the fucking knock that ass straight over me. Oh, shit, Jesus.

Fucking asshole. But, yeah, I'm wondering if the new era of content creators is going to be like mini versions of the original content creators. There's going to be like a Mr. Beast part two. You know what I mean? A no jumper part two. A fucking ice beside four two. Oh, thank you. Oh, yeah, there was a mini Jake Paul.

What happens to him? It was that kid Titus. I think he just goes by his actual name now. I met him one time. I met him because his mom, like, when I knew his mom or some shit. Dang. I wonder if he misses it.

Look at the Kush. This is being meaty Jake Paul. Smells good. And it smells good taste. Jake Paul does a lot of things that, like, a little kid shouldn't do. So that might be part of the problem. Does he even do YouTube anymore?

I kind of... He's pretty much a boxer now. Yeah. I kind of want to... Well, do you guys see what with the thing with Jojo Siwa? Yeah. She didn't get invited to the Nickelonian kid's choice or Right, but then they made it clear that the reason why was because they only invited like a very select amount of people because of COVID.

Which is... I don't know anything about how big a deal Jojo Siwa is to Nickelodeon, but I did see... She was huge, right. I saw a tweet that had like 100,000 likes or 200,000 likes, so I'll just quote it verbatim. And it was like a video of Jojo Siwa talking about how she didn't get invited to the Nick thing. And she's got the short blonde hair, kind of like my haircut if it was like a little bit more thick. and the quotes we said Are we going to really witness

The dikeification of Jo-Jewa In real time on the internet? And then she had to like clarify And the responses that like I am very very pro Jo-Ji-C-Wa doing this or whatever But like I mean it is kind of like a weird thing

That we're like watching her Figure out her own identity She's not doing the stupid fucking ponytail thing anymore Bro the meme about her hair being happy about that It's so funny Because she would tie her hair up so tight to get into that ponytail and there's memes about her hair just like fucking joyful the fact that she switched their hairstyle bro i never forget christmas shopping for my daughter i went into four

fucking stores and jojo seawall had a product and all of those stores in the mall i was like this girl is huge even though nicolone is saying that that's not the original reason i kind of like uh you know sympathize with the idea of like yo this is a child star like you're saying every fucking kid knows about this person. Back in the day of you were a child's store, you didn't talk about sex at all. You know what I mean? She didn't talk about sex. But she's talking about how she's lesbian now, which immediately

is like, it infers like, oh, she does she say she got a girl for you? Yeah, it makes you think as a kid It's not like she's doing porn. Yeah, it's not doing porn, but I feel like it immediately kind of like triggers these questions of like, hey, dad, what's up with Georgia's here? You know. If you're Nickelodeon, you need to be viewed in this modern day climate, you need

to be viewed as open-minded to gay shit. Look at Disney. They say they You have to have like, yeah. But, I mean, with the Jojo Sia thing, it's not like she's doing anything edgy. She's just saying, I'm a lesbian. Yeah, exactly. And she's not, like, being weird about it. She's not, like, drawing some crazy attention.

You know, she's being, like, chill about it. She's just being real about who she is. If Nickelodeon is excluding her on the basis of that, oh, no, they're in big trouble. Like, that's not going over very well. And the words of Jojo Siwa, I don't give a fuck what they say. I'm going to hit a nigga with a boomerang. I feel like if Nickelodeon still works with, like, Ariana Grande, then it would be very hypocritical.

Because if you listen to her music nowadays, it's so sexual. She's way past, extremely sexual. But I feel like they would be more than happy to still. She's a fucking pop star now. But they would be more than happy to still identify and work with her. You know what I mean? Even though her shit's like sexual, you know, in that way. She's not gay.

I mean, but they have gay cartoons now in Nickelodeon. I don't think that would be a reason for them not to fuck her. Yeah. But that's what, Joe J. She was the one who put this thing out. She's the one who said like, oh, I didn't get invited because X, Y, and Z. Here's the question. Oh, there's this whole conversation.

about how much teachers should be discussing sexual orientation, gay shit, etc. With kids at young ages in school. I mean, to me, a lot of the shit I'm seeing is just like crazy. Like, why are we being expected to believe that this is normal? Like, I don't think teachers should be talking about their fucking private life. I never had a teacher. Tell me who they were dating. Like, why would you be talking about this with second graders?

This is so bizarre that we're, like, expected to think this is normal. And this is what I was talking about too recently, like when I watched, I recently watched the freaking Andy Warhol documentary, right? The whole thing. What of Jim Carrey? I'm not sure with, no, I'm not sure. But anyway, the whole documentary, they focus on his sexuality. They barely talk about his art. And like, this is something I was talking about with Riley. I'm like, dude, I feel like nowadays people just focus way too much on sexuality compared to the actual person. You know what I mean? Like, what is their philosophies like? What was their family like? You know what I mean? Like, talk about the person. Like, I feel like it's too big of a subject. Like people really dig in on it where you could talk. about it but don't make it the main subject of a person's life you know what I mean

like and I think like especially because we know that in America issues of homosexuality and LGBTQ rights etc it's a very polarizing issue it's clearly a lot of Americans who feel strongly one way or the other to me that just means like okay if this is an issue that's polarizing it's the same way I don't want to hear a fucking teacher telling my kid who they voted for for president I don't want to have to have my kid coming in yeah that's you know it's like keep your own fucking personality out of the classroom. I don't think it should even have to be a discussion because it seems so obvious.

And if you know that there's a good chance that that kid's parents don't want you talking about this. Like it, I'm good. It just seems like that it should be like an obvious easy one that of course this stuff shouldn't be being discussed with little kids. Now, when you get to the age of like junior high or whatever, I got junior high at 12, 13, that's when I think like sex education should become more of the thing. Yes. I remember like learning a little bit of like sex ed type stuff and like 50. sixth grade but you know for the most part like when you're like 12 that's when that kind of starts to become something you should be that's a good point though right i remember when i was in middle

school when i was like in seventh grade that's when i got sex ed they only talked about male female sex they didn't teach us nothing about of a dude and a dude in a girl a girl you know there's stuff to learn in those in those subjects as well like what you can what to be careful about and all these things but they i i didn't teach us any of that shit i think like if you're gonna be learning about sex and everything like it would be like a bit betrayal of the truth for the teacher to not just like talk about the fact that some men are attracted to men and some women are attracted to men and even like introduction to the idea like trans stuff or whatever. I'm not against like some degree of that, but I feel like everybody is in agreement that this is not something that teachers should be talking to like third graders about. I agree. And that don't say gay bill is just it's like it's like for third graders. It's like up to third grade. It's not about like how you talk to a 14 year old. But you feel like kids are getting older like. younger now, you know what I'm saying? With the internet and stuff,

they could search up shit in second grade, third grade, these kindergartners, nowadays, iPad, and shit. Like, literally, they said on the first episode of the new Kardashian shit on Hulu, that fucking Saint seeing his mom's sex tape on fucking Roblox, bro. I think he saw, like, an ad for the coming soon

of the sex tape advertised in the game, which I'm assuming that that was just, like, put in there by a fan. But even think of that, like, mom, what is this? like how do you explain that? You think that's how they found out that mom has a sex tape is in Roblox? What a weird word.

And like did somebody in the game know that the kid was playing in and they were trying to expose that? That's kind of creepy if that's what happened. That's traumatizing as a kid. But I hear about like now like fucking pedophiles are on fucking Roblox trying to like meet kids

and shit up on the internet. As parents do you guys think you guys have to beat the internet in some way? Yes. But I don't think we should have to be worrying about what the teachers are saying to the kids, you know?

Which is like, you should consider that a safe space. Like, I feel like a first grade teacher, a second grade teacher. They should be working within like a pretty confined realm of what's appropriate or what you should be teaching the kid. Learn your fucking math. Your personal sexual life should obviously not be discussed with a little fucking kid. And why, like people act like Republicans are crazy for having that opinion that that shouldn't be happening. It's like, does anyone agree with that? Like, I don't know.

This is mind-blowing. Something if it happens, just let it happen naturally and just leave it like that. The question is, is like, are we going to have to be the kind of dads in the future that are going to have to be, like, extremely concerned about who's teaching our kids? Because I don't want my kid to have to fucking compete against a biological male and sporting events, or I don't want my kid getting taught about their teacher's orgy lifestyle at fucking five. I feel like if you, like, if you spend the, you know, if you talk, like, you're going to spend a lot of time with their kid before they even go to school, even just at home or whatever. I feel like if you raise your kid right and talk to them and, like, teaching the right things, even if they have those experiences with weird teachers, they'll, like, you know, be able to acknowledge it and be like, yo, dad, my teacher was tripping today.

The thing is, the teacher's going to make being a woke bisexual person sound so lit to your kid. They're going to be like, this is the cool shit. They may get influenced by it and it just, the kid's going to be like, wait. So if I'm gay, I get to dye my hair. Bro, look at, but it's true. Look at the, there's like statistics about how kids,

kids that go to college. Most kids that leave college are extremely, fucking democratic and liberal by the end of it, especially depending on where the college is located. You know what I mean? So teachers have a huge effect on how you think of the world or your philosophies and exactly what you know what your opinions are. So you do have to be careful. But also I feel like on the internet subject, everything like iPads, iPhones, games, like everything makes it so easy to add that parental lock. And you just have to be responsible parent and be on top of it. No, but you know, there's loopholes with all that shit.

Like the Roblox thing. Because the kids are smart and they're going to, they want to see the good shit. I have parental shit on everything. And I notice, too, like, even with my daughter, her fucking computer that I got her for Christmas, it lets me see every app and what website she'd go to. And when I fucking made it aware to her that I'm like, hey, you haven't been on your computer lately. She's like, you can see that. I know that she ain't going to her fucking shit anymore. So I know she's probably trying to find stuff and explore and look for shit that she don't want me to see. Exactly.

You should have never revealed it to her. I know I'll fuck up. Just act like you found out somehow. But now you need an even more intense surveillance. But I don't like to lie to my kid, though. I like to be like straightforward. Like, you know, because you don't want your kids to be to the point that they can't talk to you. And if they're really going through something, they feel like they can't come to their fucking dad.

So I'd rather be like, hey, keep shit straight, whatever it is at the end of the day. So if you really do go through something, you can come talk to me. I felt like I couldn't talk about anything with my parents. You didn't mean like anything. And, you know, there's some kids, bro, who feel like they want to kill themselves. They feel like they don't have nobody and shit like that. You know what I'm saying? And, you know, just having someone that they can feel like, hey, I can talk to them.

I can trust my dad. He's not going to judge me. You know what I mean? Like, that can say fuck a lot. No, 100%. My kid's new thing is she will walk up to us with something, like a hair clip. And she'll go, dot dot. And that means I have to, like, put it in my hair.

What that? And then once I put it in my hair, she'll, like, laugh a little bit. And then she'll go, Mama. And then my girl has to do it, too. You pass the same hair clip? Yeah. And, like, just random shit. Like, she'll walk up with a hat.

And say the same thing. We have to put the hat on. She's like, I can control the world all of a sudden. Have you had to, like, say no to her? Like, for example, I have a... Constantly. I have, like, nieces, right? And one of my nieces, she's so nice, so playful.

She's, like, so cool to hang out with. As soon as she does something wrong. And I'm like, no, no, no, no, you can't be doing that. like goes sits down in the corner and like hugs herself and I'm like bruh all I said was no like problem with tough love my kids doing some bad shit I'm just like no stop did you see what my son did to my countertop was that that was a permanent marker oh my permanent marker scribbled all over the whole fucking thing I'm surprised you reached them yeah you fucking people were talking about he got that from uncle duno I was fucking laugh at you bro you can't leave a sharpie around your kid no but I was

Bro, one second. I was watching them for hours. My sister's telling me this. Bro, let me tell you something. My son, he likes to do this now. We're in the fucking living room. He likes to run back and forth in the living room. I get tired.

I get on the ground. He starts crying. He's hitting me. I get back up. I'm running back and forth. I go to fucking pee. I don't even know how the Sharpie got up there. And that nigga went.

He was plotting that. He's like, I'm a tire him out. Bro. I know. Wear him out like a boxing match. Then I'm going to get out. He had the sharpie tucked. That's that.

That's a bad spot. He pulled it. He can whips it out. And bro, I get the sponge. I'm like this. I'm wiping it. I'm like, this shit is not coming on.

Oh, my God. And shout out to everybody that DME was giving me advice on how to clean this shit. You went through a whole. No, my girl tried for six hours. How do you disson? Six hours that became your whole day? How do you discipline your kid after doing that? No, I'm off the roof.

There's a bush. Maybe they'll land in it. Don't do that again. Honestly, I'm not like. You gotta do something bad, bad, bad for me to like pop you, but I'm like, I'm not the parent I'm like this. I'm like, you're not in the spanking zone?

Dude, that's what I was going to say. I remember a while ago you posted a video of your kid like playing with the giant tub of Vaseline. And if I came across my kid with all this mess of Vaseline ever, I'd be like, this is going to be such a bitch to clean. I'd be like tripping. You whip out your phone. You're like, yo, look at my kid just did.

You're able to, you have such a like a tolerant. But it's different because my son has autism. So I can't even, you know what I'm saying? Treat it the same way that I would, you know what I'm saying? Do like with my daughter or something like that. So I got to be very sensitive because my son does not speak. He says little to no words right now. So trying to talk to him and get him to like learn different things.

So I got to be more patient and I don't want him to feel even more frustrated than he already is. Yeah, yeah. When it comes down to it. So right now you can fuck up everything. You can listen to this when you're fucking older. fuck it up you know what I'm saying the crazy thing is that it's so easy for your kid to learn a bad

behavior like somebody all family member who I will not name has introduced my kid no there's like there's like a box that like you know the mechanical equipment or whatever is like inside on our gate and then like there's the keypad that you can open the gate with

someone let Parker climb up on the box and start she realized that when you press the buttons it goes beep beep beep and so she fucking loves it and just post up on there and it's dangerous as fuck because if she stumbles she's going to fall off like to her fucking head from like

multiple feet up in the air and it's like now I'm just dealing with the fact that somebody who was not me taught her this bad behavior and now every time I go outside to play with her I have to stop her from doing that like three four times and now you're the bad dude preventing her from doing something she thought is fun right she's like dude I just found this new thing now I can't do it because of you

she has this little like mini BMW car that they fucking gave her when I got my car and she just realized that she can stand on the hood of it now she's only like this high above the ground but she's standing it's on wheels so your fucking weight affects it a little bit she stands on it she looks at me oh boom who's who's the enforcer lennon it's not him because every week she's hurting herself well she's around way like my girl's around her way more than me so i'm kind of like posted up in this fucking weird green room all the time so with no windows with no windows he just realized that the other day that we have no windows where in here

I never thought about the fact that that's kind of... We've been talking about that forever. It's like a prison lot. This is a window. It's like we're going to another room. It's kind of weird. This is like a fucking spiral. Bro, you're only here for a couple of minutes.

Like, Trevor and I come here. Now I'm not. I'm not. I'm here on a time. Well, not literally. You're not sitting there editing for 10 hours. Bro, we come here in the morning. It's daylight, right? And then by time we're done, we're like open up the gate.

It's sort of like fucking, it's night. And we're like, oh, man, we didn't see a thing of this day. You know? bad when I left something here and it's like Trevor's locking up. All the like, year he's here, you got away. I'm like, damn. But the winters were tough, man. Oh, when it got dark early?

Yeah, dude. Like a winter in Los Angeles. Let it be winter somewhere else. No, but it gets so dark early. The darkness. That's all I'm talking about. But also, I remember I had a job back in the day. My first office job, I'd be sitting there for eight hours a day, and I had a window to

like to the street outside and I'd see people skating by riding bikes by. And I'd be like, I'd be like, I'd be like, I'd be like, fuck. Yeah, exactly. That's maybe why he should. have windows. That's what I'm saying. It's not like celebrities come in every fucking day. But it's just the sunlight.

The sunlight coming in is just like like the next spot where you're getting like a significant amount of light in there and it's like kind of like breathable like the smoke is just not going to be as like confined. The next slide of the quality of life we're working out right now. Who could be in there in like three weeks, four weeks or something like that? We need a hot box room though for all the confined smoke. Oh, if you want you can go in my fucking filming space. That's basically going to be a hot box room.

Jack off a room as well. And we did the video walk through today, so. Oh, we filmed it. Yeah. It looked nice. I want to see it. Who hosted it? Well, it was just like, I'll have you talk over it or whatever, you know.

Nice. Oh, that's a good idea. Nice. Before and afters. That windows, my, bro, my Twitch room don't have no windows either. Because that's when I bought the crib, they said it was three bedrooms. And I was like, oh, they can't list it as a fourth bedroom because it doesn't have any windows. Oh, so that's interesting.

It can't. The closet? What do you mean? Oh, it has to be I have a closet I have no windows I have no legs Have you gone into the closet

You should come out of it Got him No but yeah dude I'm fucking so excited I just had a perfect That was a perfect segue Yeah What?

Never mind When you're coming out of the closet No I'll tell you later Oh okay No I'm super excited too man I'm like Come out

No For this new spot too I can't to see all the Adams talking about having like a collection of items and we have all this stuff in the closet that's just like it's cool stuff that people like to see but you haven't been to it huh? No I haven't been

either. Who's that bra that we got? Some girl left a bra the other day and we got that Oh, let's say who this bra that we got? Emma Who's this broad that we're going to get how much saying like Emma? Emma Magnolia left her bra here so we're just going to print out a picture of her and just like put the bra up next to it like it's just legendary that we have her bra for

some reason? You think with the bigger space is gonna make shit like less creative. Hell no. That's why we have to like construct the space so that people aren't like separated so much so they're gonna still be like a lot of communication and stuff but also with more people. It's gonna be perfect dude.

Sometimes having a film in this little room. Yeah. So hard having people walk through and stuff we'll be able to hey, go to this area, shut the fuck up. Don't make noise while we film this, you know? Like it's gonna be way better. Like the IT team in here now? Man, I'll show you the walk through

video it's I saw one little clip and looked really nice especially since it was like it looked it was like on a stabilizer whatever and just like super smooth so we're getting like different no it's going to be one set that we're going to be able to pull items and backgrounds into so that we can make everything look different there are going to be multiple sets though is there going to be any like skating or riding or like biking equipment there we're going to put like a flat around a ledge out in the on the driveway and just go in I remember when we were moving to this spot from the the Santa Monica location I remember you saying like my first goal or main goal is to make sure that we got like a riding or a skate park section. And I was like, yes, that sounds so awesome. We've been here for like, I don't know, you're two. Here?

Yeah, there's nothing. It's going to be too loud. Actually, yeah, you're right. Imagine we had fucking boards flying around and shit, dude. But it's going to be outside. No, it's definitely not enough room for us to have a fucking mini ramp. That would be cool, though. It looked huge on the freaking clip.

That was like we've seen big you shit. They had a mini ramp there. They did. But that was also like a hundred times bigger than our car. Car spot's pretty big, but that spot, I don't know what the fuck. It's like an airplane hanger of a studio. Jesus Christ.

It's crazy. It was outside. It was like a loading dog. It's like three fucking buildings damn near. I reached out to a certain member of the No Jumper News team, and I asked them to sort of help, no,

to help consolidate and explain the reasons why the internet has collectively agreed that Jada Pink Eye is no good for Will Smith. Number one, and let me know if you, believe that you can identify who wrote this. Loco. Reason number one.

Fucking August, her son's close friend who came to her vulnerable. That's flaco. Number two, going on the red table talk and saying that Will Smith

and her are not on the same page sexually, essentially saying that Will Smith's sexy game is trash. That was called. That was called. Number three, going on Instagram live a few months ago

and reading a love poem that Tupac wrote about her in the 90s. She is a married woman of 20 plus years, but she was smiling, grinning, looking stricken by Tupac's love poem to her. Number four, Jada released a statement saying that she doesn't need a man to protect her in the aftermath of Will Smack and Chris Rock. Like, could they bitch be any more ungrateful? That is definitely flaco.

I know, right? Number five, we are upset that Will Smith ruined his entire life's work for a woman that belongs to the street. God. I did not right this. This is definitely Plotko. That's what they're right. This is an extreme. And number six,

Daz Dillinger exposed Jada Pinkett for fucking a 14-year-old Chris Kelly, the dude from kid in play when she was about 21 years old, essentially confirming her history of praying on young men. Okay, that's, that is Flockles. Wow.

Wow. Do we agree? Jada's no good for Will? I agree. The most painful thing, he didn't even include it on this list. The thing that really hurt me for Will deep in my heart

was the shit about how he planned a birthday party I don't know if it was her 40th birthday he planned it for three years to make it the illest party imaginable and then when he did the party I'm not sure exactly what it consisted of but apparently it was

so grand so so big and so ridiculous that she pulled him aside and told him that this is embarrassing and that this is all about your ego or so that this is all about your ego yada yada yada what's the fuck bro

She's toxic. Like even if you like get a girl a little like, you know, $500, $50 birthday present, you're supposed to grit your fucking teeth and just, you know, act like you like it. And if a guy goes into all this trouble, if he plans a party for you, even if it's a shitty party. It's the thought that counts. Respect the party. What are we talking about? Brut just hurt me in my heart to know that this guy's like, what does he like about her?

Dude. And also, I'm surprising it wasn't on the list. She used to be bad. I'm surprised it wasn't on the list, but also. So another clip from Red Table Talks came out where she said right in front of Will, she's like, I never even wanted to marry him in the first place. She literally said that. And I'm like, and like it came out after the whole slapping incident. And people are saying like, oh, he just literally lost the, you know, can't go to the Oscars for 10 years now because of this woman who didn't even really want to marry him.

Like, it's fucked up. Putting yourself in his shoes, it's just like, wow, this is just like a straight list of some of the most hurtful shit that I could ever imagine a girl doing to me. Like, that's fucking crazy. I wonder what the Scientologists around him think about this, you know? I wonder if she's on a higher level than him in the Scientology, and she's able to fucking slap him. Probably. Slap him around.

You think she slaps him around? Well, she basically is, you know, metaphorically. Going on, guys. In the eyes of the public. I don't do suicide in the building. Let's go. I saw any fighting back the urge to say it. I was like this.

Bad podcasting. I say it every week. I got to say it again. Bro. I feel like maybe Will Smith, he's also one of those like older celebrities from that era where like you don't he's one of the goats you don't you don't get a divorce you don't get a public divorce you know I mean like you don't do all these like family drama things in public like I feel like he might be staying with her for like the public

image but it's getting worse and worse at this point this is a reminder that money does not buy happiness or success or anything like that no matter who you are you're going through it bruh maybe worse in some cases I mean but shit like this happens like all the time and it's just we see somebody like Who said somebody, I just seen, somebody just said it that Will was somebody whose career has always been like straight line, untouched. He ain't had like no real public scandals or anything like that at all. So just to see all this stuff unfold right now is fucking crazy. And it's like every fucking, you know, black hero that we have have some type of something on their legacy.

And like Will was the one person who didn't have. nothing. And now he fucking does this at the Oscars. For now on, like even some shit I read, they were like the Oscar hitter. You know what I'm saying? Instead of saying the Oscar Smack. Yeah. Like, that's what he's going to be known

with now when it comes down to people talking about him. That little stain. It's crazy because like in the immediate aftermath, it was hard to tell like how much of a bad thing it was going to be for his career because it seemed like there were so many people behind him. But it definitely now, he's

got to be looking at it like what the fuck was i think and they called him a rapper again it's like this rapper will smith like just called on the album in like 20 years that's what i'm saying bro it's bro it's just bad man i think the beginning of the end for will smith was uh youtube rewind where you goes like uh fortnight but or like oh that's hot uh whatever it was i think that was mostly disconnected from this stuff but i feel like that's when like people started like making fun of will smith Then it started like, this started going in more and more. And it was kind of like, well, like, Will Smith was the first big celebrity that you saw making vlogs. And you just knew like, oh, this is being orchestrated by like a production team.

They were fired. To help him make vlogs that seem kind of like natural. But actually, you can kind of, you could just tell that there's like a team behind this. And it was like kind of cool, but also kind of depressing of like, oh, shit. Like everything that people thought up on the internet is just going to be taken over by solar. is at one point or another. Yeah. Not Twitch streaming though.

Well, they don't got the fucking bone. They don't got it in their hearts to do that shit. I don't know. It kind of happens, but I feel like even in YouTube, it's like if you're in YouTube for long enough, you're slowly going to steer away from the Jimmy Kimmel's, the buzz feeds,

and you're going to find your own little YouTube person that is just like a content creator out of their house making shit. Like you always kind of steer towards the organic content. I feel like at the end of the day. Like you and Hassan? Wait, is that your new fucking? YouTube back?

Hell no, I do not fuck a Hassan at all. No, he... No, people want to do with YouTube, though. I agree with that. Right? Yeah, they want to see

people being people. Exactly, exactly. And just like, after a certain point, you're going to realize, like, oh, wow, if I'm just going on YouTube to watch Jimmy Kimmel,

I might as well let Channel 5 play on my TV on cable network all day. You know what I mean? It's the same shit. I like Jimmy Kimmel. I do subscribe to...

I subscribe to all types of people. Wait, Adam doesn't fuck at them, right? Who? You call them out. Who? Was it Jimmy Kimmel? What did?

He said that like Nelk were small YouTubers. Oh yeah, he did. And then you were like, why the fuck you're calling him? I'm not a Nelkeyeoke boy. I was surprised to see that you were like, you're like, fuck Jimmy Kimmel. Nelke boys aren't small. I mean, it's true though.

When you look at the ratings for like CNN, CNN will have like 100,000 viewers on a lot of their shit. So it's like. For a month? No, like in a given episode of anything on CNN, there'll be like 100,000 people watching it. Now, we're all on YouTube. We all know that if you get,

100,000 per upload that you're you know it's a good amount but it's not like insane yeah exactly and like that's just pretty fucking insane to think that like at this point CNN is that irrelevant god damn like that they don't have shit going on that somehow being able to be beamed into all these houses all over the world that that ain't doing shit for him bro that's fucking crazy that's crazy dude now that you break down those terms like i feel like even like some of the most pop-in tv shows still alive like The Bachelor right now, even in their biggest numbers, they're probably pulling like David Dobrick numbers. You mean?

Look, what she does easily. No problem. Squit game did like one Mr. Beast upload numbers. God damn. You know? That's insane. And that's like the biggest show ever. Yeah.

Wow. Squid. And YouTubers and content creators are still getting underpaid compared to all these like, you know, platformed shows or whatever it may be. Twitch streamers getting underpaid for now. For now. Not Yuri. Did anyone listen to the Fabio Forne album or the Quorae album?

I listened to the Fabio one. What'd you think? Bro, like, I was impressed. I got to check it out. Because, like... But it's been a lot of hype. It's hype. But when I say, like, you know, me personally, when I listen to Brooklyn drill rap, I'm like, to me,

all that shit sounds similar. And, like, I went into the album thinking that he was going to make a whole bunch of stuff like that. His production quality on there was fucking great. I think he grabbed the opportunity of him, like, having this... because he's an older guy, so he's not a dumbass who's just going to kind of make the same song over and over. Like, I feel like he's managed to, like, take that sort of drill seed

and, like, really elaborate on it. And he's definitely kind of emerged as pretty much, like, the most talented out of that universe in the hip-hop world. But then the Coil-Lor-Rae album, like, that it did 11K, apparently. So people are calling that and L. She's still growing, though, right?

She's not, like, still, like, peaked yet. Like, I feel like, I don't know. That's putting a rosy, tone on it, but I mean, I feel like a lot of people think like she seems like a pretty big artist, but those aren't really like big artist numbers. She seems way higher than the numbers that she dropped. There's a disconnect somewhere because like when it comes to like new artists, especially female, and that's what the Nikki single. You're going to, yeah, you're going to think about who you're going to think about new as far as female artists out right now. You're going to think

a color rate. You're going to think a lot of. And honestly like Riley like has played tons of Coilvera songs and really fucks, and I'm just assuming that other girls think the same way. You don't fuck with it? I do focus on some of her songs. There's this one song, I forgot what it was,

but I really like that one. No more parties? No, no, no, no. The dude on the song with her has like a really deep, raspy voice, and he's just like, let me see you dance, ma-va. What the fuck is that song name?

This is why we don't talk about music. Yeah, I try to not give my take on the music sections. Let me see your dance, ma'amah. Yeah, something like that. God damn. I got to check it out, though. That's literally how it goes. I'm over here ignorant as fuck.

I haven't been those on a shit. But do the numbers, like, make you look at artists differently? Personally? I mean, even if you personally don't want that to be the case, I feel like you pretty much have to look at the numbers and think, like, this is pretty much. It's viewed as a rating of how popular that rapper is. I mean, the labels clearly believe that because we've seen them do so much. much devious shit. But nowadays

that you can't do like the bundling. It feels like it's way harder for a rapper to be fake hot. So like when SoundCloud, right, because you knew all about that shit, when the SoundCloud rappers albums came out where you just like fucking let down, you're like, wow, this shit that I'm covering is not as big

as I thought it was. No, because I never really viewed that as that grade of a number to judge them on it. Because, you know, you had a little pump doing like hundreds of millions of views on like every music video he's putting out. And then he puts out a project and it did like, I think his first part he's doing like 40K in sales or 30s.

That's actually not bad. Which is really not that bad by today's standards that's looked at as like pretty good. Like even Lil Zan did 28K when he came out. That's not bad either. And now people are looking at 28K like that's pretty solid. Because academics put out the fucking numbers for all these new albums.

I don't even know if I should actually fucking bother to read some of this out. But fuck it. I feel like a lot of people, like you're saying, don't let that affect their perception. Like a lot of people don't care about the numbers. They either like the songs,

like the artist or not. Okay, 42-Dugging ESTG's project sold 26K. That's good. I didn't drop the project. Coilera, saw 11, Favio, 400, 29, which, again, I thought it should have been higher. I think people are looking at 29K from Favio 4 and has a W, whereas Luzanne did pretty much exactly that and was ridiculed for it. But I think he also was doing the merch bundling back then, which is, like, not something

you can really get away with these days. I thought Favio would have did, like, 50. 50's big. I kind of was, you got Kanye on the album, he has Alicia Keys. He has... He's a well-known. If you look at these people's YouTube views, you think it's going to sell like that too. Bro, but he has some, he have some big features on that album, bro.

I feel like that's... You should have to listen to it more. I'm going to have to. I feel like that's a disconnect. He's one of us. Whoa. I just saw Bobby Schmerer in an O-T in the studio together. Fire.

Wow. That's all about a grip wall. Grip energy. I know Bobby Shmerer to fuck with me because he got a new number and he texted me to let me to let me know he got a new number. That's all. I'm like, wow. So since I got your number, we haven't talked,

but you want to make sure that we can talk in the future? You got to get the Routy Rebel re-up. I seen the academics just did it. I didn't see you, but, oh, wow, this is the big question. What do you think about the 6-9 comeback? Did you see the trailer that he put out? I saw the trailer.

I saw the whole drama afterwards of the location, the thing, people being upset about, the police coming. People spray-painted rat all over the projects that he was in front of. I want to know the idea. I want to know the eye. to eat on all the dudes who are

like young Brooklyn looking guys who are hanging out with the video because they I just want to know who those dudes are. Them niggas look nervous. I know they did. I guarantee if you could see on the other side of that camera that you would have seen a whole bunch of security that you're like this all the time.

They probably had the whole block like this money ain't worth it. Do you think like the, okay, the little bit of the song that I heard on Instagram or whatever that he was dancing around to and he's writing like I'm back.

I'm about to take over the game again. I didn't hear anything that sounded like anything that anybody was going to give a fuck about in that snippet. I'm sorry. I'm, if Six Nine puts out a song that I genuinely think will be big, I will be honest about it. I'm not going to be biased about that.

I'll say this is a hot song, like the Nicki song. I wasn't surprised that that did great. That seemed like a fucking hit song. I heard it regardless. His foreign fans are, he has so many foreign fans. He's going to do that forever.

And he's going to make money. He's going to do that. I don't. doubt that it'll do significant numbers. I just doubt it'll have a significant impact, which is like basically the situation that you saw with all the other videos he put out bad. He's doing like 100 million views easy on all those videos that he put out when he had that little run when he got in prison. But then it didn't feel like any of those songs really mattered, even if they did do some numbers out the game. But see, you have two levels of hip-hop.

You have the music industry with everybody in it, and then you have the consumers. The consumers don't really give a fuck. If you don't give a fuck about the snitch and shit, whatever. It is. But him not being hot doesn't really seem like it has a lot to do with, I feel like it has to do with the snitch and shit. But like the fact that people don't really give a fuck about him at this point or they don't seem like open to hearing it. I think the snitching part is one of it. But I think overall is his character just sort of broke in general. But see, I think that what like, okay, for him saying I'm back, I'm about to take over, he's doing that to the hip hop community, not the consumer.

And it feels like that he wants still to be accepted by the. the hip-hop community, which is probably would never happen to get. He wants to be accepted about the streets, because why else is he bringing up a little Dirk's dead brothers and shit like that? That's what I'm saying. That shit that the mainstream fans

don't get that. They don't fucking care. They're not tuned in enough to be paying attention to an academics post about this dude, this and this dude. Like, that's not really, like, the fact that the overall audience doesn't seem to really care for him

at this point. I think the snitching is only part of it. You feel like academics is like a, is like helping his career stay alive a lot just by keeping him in our mind. I feel like this is, I feel like act now ain't even doing like he used to do. He's just posting regular shit now. Because it's not like Act interviewed him.

You know, like Act did the whack episode. But it's not like when Sixtham was doing his whole little media campaign, Ag didn't do an interview with him, which to me is probably just because like, yeah, like everybody already knows that they're cool. So what's the point of the interview? It's not going to be like, exactly. All the other interviews were him sort of like having to explain himself. That kind of like changed my perception on Act because as like I was,

I was watching for a long time before that relationship, and I always thought that he had this, like, unbiased take on a lot of stuff where he was really went in on everyone, right? Then all of a sudden I find out that him and 6-9 are, like, friends, and I'm like, this is someone I could see Ack making fun of. But he seems like, no, but he was straight. Even with 6-9, like, he will say that this is my friend, but I don't pop, blah, pop, blah, blah, like this or XYZ.

No, they're on good terms, but, like, 6-9, like, and the fact that his music career is currently on zero. I mean, he's been pretty open about. that you know he would look crazy if he was just like nah six not it's not the hottest rapper in the world right now like you just like you can't fucking fudge that detail although i'm sure he's gonna do crazy numbers when it comes out i agree dude there's a couple uh russian vloggers i watch and they've like made videos where they give their take on six nine they're they all say that basically the perception on six nine in russia for all the hip-hop fans out there is like we don't

know anything about gang culture in america we don't care about that stuff at all his songs are hard and we're gonna continue listening to you know don't you think Snitchin is like cross-cultural. Like everybody, that's like the one thing you're not supposed to do in every culture. That's true. That's true. If you're like a street person or whatever, you know.

But like just American gang culture sometimes doesn't translate well to other people, especially in other cultures where they're just like look at it. They're like, they'll just ignore it. You know what I'm the name of the Crips LLC. From advertising enough. But that goes back to what I said. The consumer doesn't, the, the niggas who are in hip hop and you listen to hip hop like crazy, them niggas are not really buying records

are going to concerts. These consumers that he's promoting this shit to they don't fucking care. Exactly. They're looking at that. They're not into no crime. They're not doing nothing like that. They're going to the concerts.

They like the nigga. They're having a good time. Who cares? So you got a record coming on? Oh, fuck that. I would never. One million dollars. Cash, liquid.

Bro, I couldn't do that, bro. If that's a case fool, then I'm a full sellout at the end of the day. That's straight up. I would do it. Thanks. Nah. The negative that that would do to your brand as like a guy in L.A. having to exist, having to be

respected is just, it's just, it would be worth it. I don't even care about that aspect of it. You feel me? I just care about, I grew up with morals and principles. You feel what I'm saying? If I go against how I was raised and what I actually believe in, then I'm a fucking sellout. But you said you're a huge Steve-Wood fan, right? He's a friends with 6-9. He's gifted him many things. But Steve Will Do-It is not a gang member. He's a civilian. I don't expect somebody. who was not in that lifestyle to fill a certain type. Now, you're a dick rider if you're not into nothing

and you're just like, you're a snitch. Like, you know what I'm saying? And if something happened, you would do the same exact thing. I'm not expecting that. But if you're somebody, if you grew up, you know what I'm saying, with a certain code and you go against that code for any dollar amount, then you're a fucking sellout. I couldn't be that person.

I agree. It's going against your morals for money. Bad enough, I'm with this guy. I'm a colonizer. What can I say? Bum bum. He has to deal with that when he's streaming. What?

Selling out. I'm not, okay. Hold on. If you invited six, nine to ten talks, like, I wouldn't be like, oh, you're, you didn't have this guy on there, you're this, and no, I'd be like, okay, you're fucking Yuri. You're probably called a police too. Okay, thank you for saying that, because I'm planning on having someone on the podcast soon or asking, and I don't know how people are going to feel about it.

Bum, wait, wait, now you got to talk about it. Someone who snitched? No. Is it somebody that no one likes here? No, oh no, no. And who the fuck? I don't want to say it's something I don't want to count my chickens before they hash. We'll bleep it out.

No, I'm not going to promise. It's live. What the hell? Wait a minute. I'm going to say it loud. Oh, my God, really? Write it down and pass it around so we can have this secret. I want to see like, I'm, I'm.

Is there anyone at home who could tell what his thumbs are doing here? Oh, bro. Oh, my God. Dun dun. Point in that mean? That doesn't make no sense. Because people are saying like another group of people won't be happy about this.

No, I can do that. And then I feel like, yeah, I'm not involved into any of that stuff. You know what I mean? Like, I just like music. You can do anything you want. Just don't call the police on me. There's nobody on earth.

I'm your friend. Nobody. You're a piece of shit. Nobody thinks that you should be taking sides in terms of any sort of street conflict. No. Exactly. That person just did Vlad.

So I'm very excited to see that. Me too. How you feel, Triv? About what? Like your stance of, like, do you care? Because I know you grew up similar. On 6-9 snitching? No, like a certain cold, you grew up a certain way.

Oh, yeah, definitely. The sack way. Yeah. I mean, I just, I try to treat people how they treat me, really. So would you give like 6-9 an interview? The 6-9? The 6-9? No, because I'm not, no, I'm not trying to represent that.

Hmm. But if he hits you up just saying, like, yo, dude, I really focus on. Like, I mean, come on. And you're like, you can, and you tell them like, yo, I don't really focus on your music, but would you still have them on just for the, you know, the exchange of viewers or whatever? No, I don't think so. I don't think I could, I don't think I could talk.

There's nothing to talk to him about, really. If you have a brand, what you don't do is more important than what you do do, like the shit that you say no to. Exactly. The opportunities that you turn down, those will be the hardest decisions that you make as a brand. But it's like the most meaningful shit. in the long run. There's like there's just certain things that your brand can't withstand. Dude, I was telling you the other day I was checking my emails and I get an email from this company

saying, hey, we want you to shill an NFT will give you $1,400. And I was like, damn, 400 bucks sounds like good money. I got that email too. And I was just like, and then I thought about it. I was like, I was like, no, man. I was like, I can't be shilling this thing. I don't believe in. I literally got a fucking proposal for a new coin today. And all I can think about, I was like, I can't post is Adam is going to fucking go cray. I don't care. We did it on the no jumber account. But like me knowing how fucked up this shit is now, I don't want to fucking scam nobody. But the NFT, doing it through the no jumber account felt like one thing because there's already

so many paid posts on the no jumber account that it's like if we're already selling paid posts to rappers who, of course, we don't listen to and we don't actually think that music is good. realistically, like they're still buying posts because that's just how our business works. Why can't we also be posting about NFTs that will almost certainly not hold their value? I mean, that's just like, it's just another paid post, right? But that's the company page. Is Adam 22 doing it personally? I did do it one time, but I wouldn't do it again. See, that's what I'm saying? Like, if I can do a, if I do on a community page they wanted, go ahead. You know what I'm saying? But I don't want to be, nobody be like,

A.D., I got this fucking coin, man. I lost all my fucking money. I'm taking a nice rubet. I'd take that one. No, it's steak now. Whatever it is. I'll do that one. But you see that was Icebusyan's like defense was he was like, if you're a fan of mine and you chose to invest in my coin, he's like, that's on you.

That's the fucked up because he put his name on it. He really got behind it. If AD were to post on his story tomorrow, like, hey, buy the new fucking fidgment spinner coin. And like, you know, I just feel like that's you.

That's your brand. That's who you are. What? scamming people? No, but if you, yeah, if you're promoting it, then yeah, that is basically your brand because you're putting your own voice behind it. With no jumper, we can kind of get away with it because it's like it's a paid post and it looks like a paid post. We don't actually label it as paid post, but it seems like a paid post. Yeah, you'll start putting an ad on there.

Dude, I actually got an offer for a crazy booking in the Metaverse. You told me he's supposed to give me one too. I'm going to try to get you a bag to come and perform in the Metaverse. I don't think you want to go there with Adam, bro. No, I don't think you want to go there with Adam, man. Hey, sign this plug, talk. Imagine Adam gets stuck in the Metaverse, and he's just like, I can't get out. I fell asleep all on, the thing was on my head, now I can't get out of it.

Somebody did it for a week, I seen? Stayed in the Metaverse. That seems like, it's so bad for your eyes. I thought, who's seen it with us? And they met a friend in there, and they were like, dance like a stormtroos. Oh, that was a man in real life. He said, I spent 100 days in the Metaverse, but it was kind of clickbait because he said that 30 minutes in the Metaverse is one, you know, Oh, 30 minutes in real life is one day in the Metaverse.

So he's like, I spend 100 days in the Metaverse, you know, but it was really whatever it was, 30 times 100. What the fuck? Man, I'm fucking, I don't know. He left that shit on the whole time. I'm down for the Metaverse. I'm doing it. Bro, it's so weird how, like, when I was younger,

you'd get yelled at for keeping, you know, screens, like being too close to the screen and shit. And then now we put on these things that are like, it's a 4K little monitor that's an inch away from our eyeballs. Yeah, I have zero desire to do that. They gotta fix it though. We're gonna be headaches with shit. We're gonna be fucked in a couple years, man.

Bro. We're all gonna be polite. Imagine when they can implant that shit in your fucking brain. See, that's what I want. I want to be able to use my phone by just looking. Like, I want to just be able to see

my text in the corner of my eye and just like delete, delete, delete. Imagine all of us, me and Housephone are doing that. You're like, this is bad podcasting, pay attention, this is bad. I know you're looking at porn.

Watch it. Housephone's just like, click, click, click. By the way, we didn't talk about the fact that nobody knows what happened. to him. Oh, yeah. Dude, if I was getting the group chat notifications in my head, I would smash my head against the wall, dude, there's so many. That's what I felt like when I had the fucking, you just joined.

When I had the Apple Watch, that's how I felt. I'm like, wait, seriously? Like, I don't want to fucking feel this shit all the time. That's why I got rid of it too. Because you have to deal with it on both fucking devices, man. That's just crazy. Yeah, right. If you delete it.

And then when I was a cheater. You couldn't. If you deleted a text message from him. your phone, it stayed on the watch. Which is just annoying in general. It's just weird in general because like it's like it's kind of like unlinear. You know what I mean? Like text don't align sometimes.

You're like what the fuck? But you got to erase text messages from the watch and the fucking phone? You know when I realized it could be good for other people? It's because around the time that I tried it, I was at the hospital, giving birth to the kid and I'm seeing the fucking nurse has it. And she's able to like read her text messages while she's got gloves on and she's working on shit. She's dealing with the pregnancy and stuff.

but she's able to view alerts and texts on her fucking watch without having to touch a phone. I'm like, okay, that makes sense. But imagine she giving, it's a, it's a, great. Pulling the baby out. Can you do that? No, she's putting the baby out in the mom's life. And she just starts giggling because she's seen a meme like that.

And she's like, hold on, I got to catch a Pokemon. Dude, I just went to a 7-Eleven the other day, and as I was checking out, the lady had an Apple watch on, and she was having a conversation with someone, and, like, she could barely hear the watch, and the person could barely hear her. So she was screaming, basically. And then she wasn't even talking to me.

She was just like, yeah, I'll see you have to work. And I'm just like trying to buy like a rock star, whatever the fuck it was. I'm like, this is kind of unprofessional here. You ever get in the Uber and you feel, or like the cab back in the day? And you're like really confused because the fucking driver just has like a thing in. And he's just having like a loud conversation with this family back home in Pakistan. And you're just like, what? What?

Oh. You ever drive an Uber? Fucking rich kid. But, uh... You never drove an Uber. Silver spoon. Silver spoon. It's funny how, like, that's acceptable in a taxi, but in an Uber, you're like,

no, I don't want my Uber driver talking on the phone. I've been in an Uber where they'll just have a full conversation. I know. I've seen the self-drive ones. It's weird, right? On the speaker, I'll hear that talk back. I'll say hi. I've seen somebody get out to self-drive Uber at Disneyland.

I said, what the fuck? Self-drive Uber? Yeah, they've been having those. But now they're, like, they're bringing them to, like, L.A. like that. Oh, my God. I would be so. I know it's statistically safe Get out the back seat

Not gonna be scared Can you smoke and drinking that bitch? What happens when they get pulled over? Yeah, that's what I'm saying I would... Why would they get pulled over? I don't think they'd get pulled over. I think there was a thing where it got pulled over

the other day, right? Imagine you're sitting in the back of this self-driving Uber enjoying some champagne and like fucking a blunt and then you just see it heading off a cliff and you're just like, oh my God. The cops were trying to pull the fucking self-driving car over and it ran for a while.

while. It took off for a while, but like they don't really know. I don't think they know why. Some felon program that fucking car. Hey, Trep,

what can you tell us about this fucking shooting rampage that happened in your neck of the woods, Sacramento? Damn, vibe switch up, bro. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And I was about to make a drive-by, Joe. Yeah. I was like, what's going on, bro? Why is the city out of control, man? City's on fire right out. What's going on? You said it's been like this forever, right?

Kind of yeah, but like that shooting was in like a very popular area of downtown And like at first they were talking like it's a mass shooting Mm-hmm and we're talking about it too like what defines a mass shooting exactly Because people getting shot yeah yeah but typically you think it's like one shooter you know but there's like I heard there was like five shooters It was multiple different shooters yeah yeah, five different shooters the report said that there was like two groups of people who've gone to argument and it turned into a fight that turned into gunfire Yeah, and I think you can't call them a mass mass mass mass shooter That was the first thing. Six people died.

But it was all gang members, right? They weren't like in a crowd. I don't know about that. When I think a mass shooter, I think of like one gunman coming to kill people. But they didn't do that by mistake. That's them using clickbait. They're like, what's going to get more views? Mass shooting or gang shooting?

You're very woke, Yuri. At first, they didn't know. They didn't know. But a couple days later they figured out. Dude, you know what I did see is they caught, I think, three of the shooters involved or whatever. And one of the people they caught, he was, like, released on bail or something like that for, like, a serious crime, like a murder or, like a gun charge. And they contacted the jail and they're like, oh, we accidentally released them. He wasn't supposed to be released.

Well, one of them, one of them or the ones I heard, they weren't being charged for murder. It was just for like a gun charge. Having a gun while being there. So it was like less of a, it was like you can get off on that, I'm pretty sure. For the record, this guy getting released is like exactly the same as what we were saying about the girl who killed her boyfriend. Well, that happened in Florida, which is a, I'm surprised about that. In California, I'm not surprised because literally you can do anything you want and then you'll get out the next week in California. Yeah, you're, you almost want to blow the shit.

I remember Vell was supposed to do a little bid at one point and then he was gone for one day and they let him out. And I was just like, whoa. I think we were like getting ready for him to be gone for a while. I think you're mixing it up, but I could be getting it wrong too, but I could be mixing it up too. I think what the story was, one of the dudes. I'm a nigga contact on me. was like that passed away or whatever or was one of the like he might have been the shoot i don't know if he passed away like 10 people passed away right because there was people that

got released early so they were like doing some back history stuff on people you know they were on live with the shit jesus it was it's pretty scandalous you see that crazy ass shooting on the subway right for the city oh that was crazy rip smoke bombs now that's a man of shooter but nobody got killed yeah thank god it was such a weird video confusing video and um i saw one person uh who in New York and they were like, this is bullshit or something like that. Like saying that it's fake and I was like, what? You would follow people who would think that a match student. You follow this

person too. It's a friend of ours. I just don't want to say the name. I don't know if they want to... Josh. No, it's not Josh. I'm not something from the ice beside universal, I had to guess. But dude, there's like smoke. Apparently, like, had a smoke bomb and he ran away on another train and they didn't catch him yet. Yeah, they don't have him yet. But they know who he is.

Oh, really? Well, they have a suspect like photo of who they believe it is, I think. Did you see the fucking, uh, the airport in Mexico and everybody thought the cartel ran in there. And they're just running around. And they were saying the cartel ran into the fucking airport. And it really wasn't the cartel like a sign fell. Yeah.

Wow. Something similar happened in New York actually recently, I think this week too, where they heard a huge explosion and it was just like a freaking manhole. It was like a bunch of pressure built up and like a fucking manhole just popped up. And everyone started running because they thought it was gun fire. If I see a manhole pop up, I'm out of here too. I think it's a ninja turtle. For Donatinello.

On 80's leg Beast cause gonna come out Save the day I know His Co's pop his head out Beescus is not funny AD disappears He's like

I'll be back in a second Beast Cause appears Starts fucking I think your gloves Are sitting on the table Over there Imagine if that was A superhero identity

And it's just AD takes the helmet off And nobody knows it's him I know exactly Dude Honestly that should be framed In the new office There should be like

A mannequin that has The Beast Cause outfit on And you put it on Never fear Beast Cause is here You know how like Batman has The row of

outfits, he's like, oh, I gotta go fight crime, I'm gonna put this on right now. You need something like that, like a mannequin that holds the Beast Cuss outfit up. If somebody runs in the new office, I get to break the fucking break the glass, break a case of emergency, put on the fucking Beast Cuss suit. Can we talk about the live show?

Yeah. How was the walkthrough? You guys see the venue? Yeah. It's dope. It's like, it's pretty royal looking. It did look royal. I saw like there was like private VIP section. Kind of hard to imagine 500 No Jumper fans packed in there, but it's going to happen and it's going to be exciting. It's going to be fun.

Are you guys nervous? Uri, don't get lost. I'm not even sure I'm going to be there. Do you feel nervous? Why would you not be there? I haven't heard anything about it. Well, of course you gotta go. We have a fucking bunch of a bunch of guestless.

You seem like you would probably be in our top 80 people to bring, right? I would think he'd be working it with us. If it was like five people, you might still be in there. If it was 10 for sure. Yeah. Hmm.

You have to go. I'm down more than down to go. What's the Riley now? I haven't heard anything. No one's so I'm like, oh, you're going to this. That's like the different after these seven two hours straight. No, I never got invited to Complexcon. You know what I mean?

That was like a thing too. I was like, oh. That's called. No, well, there's enough people here that you have to kind of stick your neck out if you want to go to stuff sometimes. We're not going to always remember to be like, hey, here, you want to go with us? That's what I'm saying. I don't know if I was going on. Didn't you have your own little live stream brand deal going on to?

That's, yeah, that's what you were saying. You busy? We were hate on them. I was like, oh, I don't know if I'm going or not. Then this brand him of saying like, oh, we'll pay for you to go. You just want to be invited, huh? To this thing? I'm more.

I invite you. Thank you. Hey, let's go. Let you bring your wife. Oh, awesome. And your cats. Bro, if I could bring my cats. No cats.

No cats. We could just let them wild, like let them through the audience. Yeah, cats. They start fucking people because they're meat. The audience could bring male cats. You know I mean? No, but to you? T. REL was freaked out by the fact that he was not going to be able to enter through the back.

The venue only has a front. Just give my homie a limo. He's going to be upset, John. He's worried about there being, you know, the fans are going to go too crazy, rip his clothes off and shit before the show starts. Was he screaming at the venue? I told him, I'm like, we're going to be able to, we'll just have, we'll have security. They'll walk us through.

Because otherwise we're going to have to be there from like 3 p.m. on. The way it is is they have, like, they have everybody line up on the side, and then the security will just let you in. will be like a barrage. That's even cool. It's like some Mari shit. You know how they walk from the back? Mori,

they walk towards the fucking stage. Same thing. Everyone gets to see you. They get to high five you, you know, and stuff like that's even better. You like get out fast and be late and everybody's in line.

Hey, Trevor! Oh, exactly. And then he gets sit in the crowd and just pop out. Like, yeah, you'll be sitting there.

He'll be Spider-Man and then like you'll just pop out. That'll be funny. If we have someone like pretend to wait in line, come in with the rest of the people and then they're just like, I'm Beast Cause, you know, like all of a sudden I'll wear a dress

I'll make his return. I'll wear a dress I'll be madame I'm 22 I can't wait to be Defiant You're gonna come out in that beast cause head You're like they told me But we're talking about all wearing suits Do we think this is a good idea or not? That's a terrible idea

Why? Why don't fucking are we gonna wear suits? It's professional You said 500 people We don't look like the Blues brothers It's a big building It's gonna be steamy in there Probably

We're gonna like a real group The Blues group Yeah You know what's crazy? Is that the plug talk that came out today, do you remember back in the day that there was a girl who came to the store while we were live streaming

and she had very big boobs and she smoked a blunt from between my toes? I remember the toes part. Yeah. That's a sick bitch. Well, no, she got into porn after that. I think you started a trend with that too

because immediately after you posted that, a lot of other people started doing that. No, I think Riley Reid had just smoked a blunt from Little Pump's toes. So I was actually copying him. Okay. Okay, okay, okay, never mind. Which is kind of embarrassing, but I think that's what happened.

And so we didn't talk for a long time after that, which we can get into why we didn't talk. But then she just did plug talk. So we finally got revenge and we're able to. Or did she get revenge? Well, it didn't feel like revenge. We got to kind of come full circle, you know? Because basically the gist of it was that she added me on Snapchat and she sent me a picture of her naked. and Lena saw it

and Lena was pissed that she sent this to me because Lena felt like she should be the one officiating the fact that we were all going to hook up and so then that kind of caused tension and became a little bit weird did tell on her so you was like Lena I think I did show her so yeah it probably was my fault

did you shower the day she smoked the blonde between your toes no probably I'm wondering how gnarly your feet were that day I think it was fun I don't remember her complaining she probably wouldn't complain she's not it's a blunt smoked a whole blunt like that It was like two puffs

She hit it just for her Instagram She just kept it there Wait what happened to that blunt afterwards Probably kept smoking It got passed around People instantly were so faded They forgot it was between Adam's toes I don't remember

But I wouldn't be surprised If everybody just kept smoking You would for sure hit it If like I would probably Yeah obviously you drink and shit out of the shoes There's always so much shit going on in the In the Meryl's days That I probably would have been zoned out

Focke on something else A Blunt would have been passed to me I would have been like ooh blood And then next thing you know I got fun's lips The toes are the at least of your worries. Oh, God.

When you already started in November, you used to have to suck my toes clean at the end of the day. Bro, no, don't start these fucking rumors. Jesus Christ. I miss those days. My toes are so clean. Damn. God damn.

You miss when your toes are, take a shower, bro. Bring the days back. They didn't get as clean as a Russian just sucking them dry. Yo, Jesus, Christ. I think you're confusing me with one of the other interns. I wasn't sucking those house.

No, it was you. Oh, God. Jesus Christ. Bruh. That was a good time. It was a lot of fucking interns at the time. For real, dude. You guys came in right after we instituted a no Adam toast sucking policy.

Flocko comes in with the first class flight to a five-star hotel. Flocko would definitely suck toes. He could definitely have a fucking mouth full of toes. Oh my God. If someone sent Flacco an email pretending to be fresh and fit and asked them to see suck like a dude's toes because they thought it was like manly. I'm kind of mad that you just aired this idea out. We could

have had Fresh and Fit prank him, but you just fucking kind of... That would be so funny, bro. Man, I'm doing it like that, man. Yo, you focus on this, right? That's why I sneezed. You need Fresh and Fit. Hell. No, if she dumps your ass, we're definitely sending you to the Fresh and Fit boot camp. Why you put that in the

universe, man? My guy's a player. It's already out there. Okay. If you break up with her. No, no. Then you got to go to the Fresh and Fit boot camp. Don't put this evilness out in the air. They're going to make you have to go talk to girls with the coffee bean. Bro, if I have to sit at that fresh and, I literally, it's either sitting at the soft white underbelly table

or sitting at the fresh and fit table for me. I just had the mental image of Yuri at the Fresh and Fit table with like 18 girls around them. The sharp cut. That's the funniest shit ever. With that hair. Never put the pussy on a pedestal. You spend three weeks with Sharp.

You'll come back a different person. How much work experience do you guys have? One of the Patriot girls the other day but we kept kind of coming back to it. Like, you might need Sharp in your life. Sharp might be the direction that you need. I feel like Sharp is the new Jordan Peterson. You know, all the people that were fans of Jordan Peterson for that, like...

Moved onto Sharp. I moved on to Sharp now because Jordan Peterson got called out. I would like to see Sharp react to a Jordan Peterson video. I bet you they'll be good friends. Yeah. I bet you. Because they're both talk about like male. what's it called

being like secure as a dude being proud of yourself as a dude when I saw how hard Sharp was going in on Flacco about the thing of him dating a girl for all these years and not having sex with her or whatever it kind of made me feel

like I did a subpar job when I was podcasting with him on the No Jumper show and he revealed that and I just kind of breezed past it it I was just like that's so stupid that I just I'm just going to act like this is not a thing bro But like you brought it out of him. You were like, show me the cash app.

And then Sharp was just going in on him so hard. And I was like, this is a missed opportunity. I should have fucking had this energy for him on the No Jumper show. Call her right now. Call her. What was the largest cash app he sent? Well, it totaled out to like 15K over like six months. But he said the Apple Pay was worse.

Oh. I didn't see the Apple Pay. God, bro. How, like, and he said he's broke. And he's giving a person 15K. He might as well hire an employee, bro. He told me how much he made, and that's what I was like, I really want to help him because I was like, bro, if you told one of my homies this, man, but he'd be working for the Crips for the next one. He just started making that amount, so imagine how much he's going to be getting taxed for now.

And you made him live into the most taxed state of possible. I haven't asked him, but I want to know what the fallout was with the girl, because, I mean, I assume she's going to feel some type of way about the fact that he just had this conversation about her in front of millions of people. She's real. We saw her. On FaceTime. She was kind of bad. She's going to... You saw her on FaceTime?

She was right there. I thought you saw her too. No, Nick, it was completely dark. She had like a scarf around her hair. That was a video. No, he was on FaceTime with it. That was not a FaceTime. Imagine she tells Flacco, like, since you revealed our secrets,

another three years of nothing. I feel like she's already going to make him wait. At least another three years. I don't even feel bad, like, like, joking right now. Because if Flacco was here, he was here. be getting a kick out of it right now. He's like, thank you, A.D. I'm like, so nice, man.

I could call him right now, but I feel like, we'll wait. Call him. He makes the move out here. Call him. I think, honestly, he should, like, keep his permanent address in North Dakota and live here, like, just to work temporarily because being taxed in California is ridiculous compared to North Dakota. I don't want him to walk the streets, bro. Somebody's going to steal our friends.

Especially in them slides, bro. And those tights. Oh, because he's about to look. Yo. Flacco. Yo. Are you drunk? No.

Yo, bro, you never said it my name like that. Flaco. Hey, Flaco. Yo, A.D. My favorite rap. Hey, you ain't seen no fucking money this week, did you? Nah, not. All right, good.

Hey, what's our motto from Fresh and Fit? What is our motto? What is our motto, fresh and fit, what we do? We go hard, what? Hard and fossil life, yeah. All right. Flocko, this is my question. Simple question.

What has the fallout then with your significant other based on the AD stream? Yo, so I don't even think she's seen it yet. Like, she's like a, you know, so like she's like a farmless scene student and so like she's graduate. So she's not really like a fan of no jumper. So she hasn't really seen yet. Cancelled. Right? So hopefully, hopefully if she does see it, you know, things go well. So you're still hopeful for the future of this relationship.

Did the words from Sharp and AD and Fresh, did they make you rethink your position on this relationship at all? My position on the relationship? No, but the money given part, yes, right? You feel like? I'll probably try out like the no money thing for 30 days and see how that goes. But you're not... I think you're going to be dubbed. You're not optimistic about the vagina thing. Nah, man.

Like, that's shit that came and went. You know, like... He got Pamela. Marriage, a bus. Like, there's no, like, in between. Do you think that if you move out here, that the relationship will sustain itself through the distance?

So, she graduated in May, so that she has, like, one year of my residency. So the... The plan is... Five-year plan. Maybe she can move out of air, too, you know? Right. So you don't think you're going to be tempted by all the fine females

are going to be throwing ass your way out here? Yo. Yo. Right? As I make more money, possibly, right? But right now, like, none of those holes have even given me, like, any play yet. You got to come outside, Blacko. I'm not really fucking no Dom's yet.

Flacco, come outside. Will you let Kazumi peg you? Fuck, no. What the fuck? You might like it. Hey, Flacco, cash had me $1,000. And I got three girls going to rock your world. Send me $100,000 because my enemies are out to get me.

Yo, Adam, you, Adam, you, girl, Adam, yo, I was very concerned when I seen that video, Adam. Like, are you okay? What video? I mean, like, some Negro. Oh, no. Shout out, Flock. Well, that's about two hours.

That's about two hours. That was beautiful. Seems pretty good. This guy is funny. What is he said, Negro? Okay, that's it. Shut up, Blago. Shout out to the astronaut playing with the ball.

All sack. Oh, dear Lord. That did you funny, though. Osh. All right. I'm going home. Yeah. I'm going to sleep.

Please be safe at home in the words of flaco. I took a nap. I took a nap today. We went and got Parker a passport. That's gangsta. And then she took a nap. I said, I'm a nap.

I took a little nap. Naps, too. I never get to nap during the week. I just had to retake my passport photos, too, with the sharp hair cut. Where are you going to go? You a citizen? I'm not going to, yeah, I am a citizen.

I'm not going to go anywhere. I just had to, my shit's expiring, dude, so I have to get any one. In a Russian one? No, well, I have to renew that one as well, actually. But my American one's expiring. You should go back to Russia. You should not right now. Fuck, no, hell of them.

Would you live out there, though, like, just later on life? Maybe, like, depends on how, like, the politics are, bro, because at this point, it's just dangerous for me to go out there. Like, they do not fuck with Americans. They do not fuck with people who have, like, no what's it called like dual citizenship like me who like live in russia and america who can live in russia and america they'll be they're upset at us type shit like choose aside type thing you know somebody told me russians are rich as fuck i didn't know that hell no okay so you have the oligarchs

oh no okay no here's the thing if you're meeting a russian who made it out here right you're probably you know i mean meeting a person who has money especially if they're able to fly out here and do all this stuff nowadays right i heard the dollar amount out there like is it worth more than the u.s. no hell no bro before the before the before the before the war it was like one dollar was like 40 roubles right which is like you know one ruble is one dollar out there and now after the war uh with the ukraine or whatever it's like 80 but it went up to like as much as 200 at one point it was two uh one dollar is 200 rubles when i was staying in moscow it was like the nicest city like so many fucking high rise super dope buildings i was asking people like what the

rent was and shit and they were telling me that it's so expensive but then we went out riding and we drive like an hour or two outside of Moscow and A it is like the worst fucking traffic I've ever seen in any country ever because they're just their infrastructure is just so bad and then once you get like an hour or two outside of there or whatever the poverty is fucking unreal like and even that like when you're talking about Moscow in the surrounding area that's not really like the rest of Russia is not like that at all it's fucking pretty barren in America it's like we have like different levels of rich, different levels of middle class and different levels of like, you know, poverty or whatever, right?

In Russia, it's like you're either a farmer, dirt poor, or you're like an oligarch or a politician. No, I mean, like, you're a fucking a politician or like you work in the government in some way. It's like you're either work for the government in some way and you like, you and your family are rich. It's very fucking corrupt out there. That's why the infrastructure sucks. It's because all the politicians just suck the money out. Keep it for themselves. Don't put any money into the cities.

You know what I mean? Other than like Moscow or whatever. But even then those apartment buildings are known to be so. super crap, bro. Like, they're known, like, they literally sell those apartment buildings as just cement blocks, and it's your responsibility as the apartment older to finish putting in the drywall, furnish it, do all the other... You know what blew my mind is that one of the girls that we're hanging out with? Her fucking apartment door had like four dead bolts on it. In Moscow? Yeah, like, I guess the risk of crime or just how paranoid they are is so extreme. Like, I've never seen anything

like this shit. She had like fucking three, four keys to just open her door and there's all these big as like bolts and shit just so that like nobody could kick the door in I guess dude the way I guess the crime that bad not that well uh felt like people are just paranoid as fuck bro it's like the difference between wealth is way different you know what I mean like compared to America where it's like out there it's like really really you're really poor or you're really rich and that's it there's like no really middle class you know what blew my mind too the girl just double parked like we went to a restaurant and she just double parked so that these cars couldn't even get out and I'm just like the fuck are you doing you're

gonna get a ticket or whatever she's like there's they don't give tickets like that. And also you could just pay, even if the police officer gets upset about it, he's like, give me 20 bucks. You know what I mean? You're fine.

This girl was driving around drunk as fuck. She said that if she got pulled over, she would just give the guy money in. Bro, I had a, I had a fucking cousin. And like, he was like a,

not even a cousin. He was just like a person that my family knew that his family was rich. And he was visiting one time, right? And he like got a car and like whatever. He was older.

And apparently he was like speeding, drinking and driving out here. I drink some reckless crazy shit gets pulled over by a cop. And then just hands him bunch of hundreds and tries to pay him off gets taken to jail for trying to pay off a police officer and then guess what? He gets let out. He gets let out though

because his lawyer explained to them that like bro he's visiting from Russia and that's what you do out there you literally just pay off the cop and he thought that's how it was out here and you know and they fucking took him to jail. Fuck. Cops got body cameras on now so like I don't think you could just take a bribe like the body camera if the body

cameras are like 100% always on and like are accurately reviewed. the body camera could be like the fix for like everything that's wrong with policing, right? Or at least like the best attempt. Don't they like turn them off and on when they're- Exactly. I know. I don't understand. How is that even possible?

That's fucking insane. I feel like that defeats the purpose. Yeah, like what the fuck? But here's the thing is like they're working every day, right? You're going to have someone reviewing fucking eight plus hours a few footage a day. So the way their thing works is like if they're about to have an interaction with a, you know, pedestrian pull someone over, they click it. And once you click it, it records like,

the past previous five minutes and then the continuous whatever 20 minutes until you click it again i think that's how those cops got fired from playing Pokemon go they didn't know about the past previous five minute recording because like when you click it it doesn't start from there it starts from five minutes before you clicked it oh but imagine how great that would be for your neighborhood if you knew that the cops were just driving around playing Pokemon go bro the cops don't do shit most of the day bro they're just saying they're doing nothing eating donuts might as well if i can hop on a you know switch or something like that I feel like they're doing stuff.

I'm going to give them the benefit of the doubt. They're doing something. I don't know. Sometimes when I'm like back in the day when I would run errands around like Hollywood and I would just be driving around all day, you notice the same cops just chilling on these streets, just waiting for something to happen. You're like, bro.

Do you think the donut thing is like real? It is. Well, it's just. They all eat them. They're not all cheap wiggled. It's a stereotype for a reason. Like I've definitely seen a bunch of cops sitting outside the donut shop. When I was in high school, there was like one summer where we just hung out at this

fucking one parking lot with a Dunkin' Donuts. Like every night until like two in the morning. And there definitely was a lot of cops getting donuts. Well, I don't know what the... You know, it might be... I heard they got free donuts. I was going to say, it might be the case that they get free shit. Every dunk of donuts.

Boom. There you go. There's the key. Free donuts, I'm there. That's right. Every time. Bro. Lucky ass cops.

That's a reason to go into the profession. Go to 10 times a day. What the fuck do you do on your day off, though? I feel like you, you know, hanging out with the cop is the lamest shit ever. you're like scared to do anything you know what I mean you're like bro now he knows I smoke weed and drink and drive and do all these things like I remember one time I was on the train in New York right I'm like walking down into the train with my bike and I see this girl and she's hot as fuck and she has like hella tattoos so I'm thinking in my head like I gotta shoot my shot

I gotta like try to strike a conversation up with it so I'm kind of like walking along like seeing where she's like going in the fucking in the train thing and she walks up to this cop and like takes his hand and like she's just all like rubbing up on it and shit and it's like super obvious that they're fucking and so I have to kind of like stop my pursuit and just like you got jealous or whatever and that was the first time I was like damn like getting your bitch taken by a cop that's some humiliating shit even though obviously I had no claim to this girl at all I was just looking at her but like just the idea that I was not able to shoot my shot because of a cop I was just like I thought you were going to say that

she went to the came up to the cop and said hey some guys following me Some creep with tattoos is following me. Can you ask him what's up? That was funny. That was her fucking plea for help. She's like just tugging by his hand. But whenever I think about some story like that, I just always remind myself,

she's probably not hot anymore. That's shallow. No, I'm kidding. It is, no, for sure. But like when you think about stuff like that, you're just like, well, you know, you're aging like milk. Beauty subjective, you know what I mean?

Some guy's going to come across her. and no matter how she looks, then he's going to be like, oh, my gosh. She probably doesn't have hot young cops and BMX riders vying for her like she did back then. So you're saying the cop was hot? I mean, he had something going for him that he was pulling her and I wasn't.

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We're ever going to get the... You're still not talking to Chuck? No. Fuck, Chuck. Chuck was called. Chuck was a... Bro. He said the Nguer.

It's funny. Josh Adam are like, are like, damn. He's from the streets. Fucking Chuck. They feel bad for us. Damn. I don't know. I can't say nothing.

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older fans on Facebook when you read the comments on the Facebook a lot of times you're just like who are these people? And why are they interacting with no jumper content? But then sometimes you read comments

that actually are like saying like, you know, Housephone can't walk, ha ha, and you're like, oh shit, this is like an actual fan. Wow. I constantly have a thing in my family where like my mom and my sister

and like other people are like, hey, we want to show you this thing on Facebook. It's so funny. And I'm like, I don't have a Facebook. They're like, oh, let us send it to Riley. I'm like, Riley doesn't have a Facebook. What the fuck? You guys not going to be in the middle of her.

You're a bad person. You're a bad person. If you don't have on Facebook. Yeah. Because then you cannot follow with no jumper on Facebook. That's the biggest thing I regret every day when I go to sleep. Not having a Facebook. So I can't follow no jump on Facebook.

I cry about it. A guy, we went to a restaurant the other day. And when we got done at the restaurant, there was a guy waiting outside the restaurant. There was like, Adam, he was like, I closed my store early to come here and tell you that I want to work for you. I want to, rah, rah, rah, I'll do anything. I'll clean the bathroom. I'll carry house phone. Carry house phone?

That was a weird I was like well Does he know what he's signing up for? I mean probably not He probably didn't mean it literally Okay But I was like well He actually watches the shit

If he knows the house phone is in need of a He's in need of an assistant I saw he was posting it again That he's like I need an assistant Even though I thought he already had one Mac Maybe if he gets an assistant I'm going to talk to the assistant personally And tell the assistant

We're going to need him to show up here Oh That'll be That's interesting idea right there House phone stunt double The stunt double whenever you don't show up we have this guy filled it

maybe we get like a 3D house phone oh my god like some Tupac shit he did go to the hospital though he did go to the doctors right he did go to the doctor so shout out house phone shout out as well

shout to the doctors check your balls check your balls exactly get your pants spayed and neutered girls rub on your tities shave your balls it makes things look bigger Shave your pubs When I shave my pubes, I feel like my dick looks fucking twice as big on camera. And that's a no jumper show.

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