No Jumper - The No Jumper Show Ep. 143
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You keep saying that.
Yes, it is.
It's a Smiley song.
Oh, really?
You didn't see the video I was in with Smiley.
You were in a Smiley video.
I was.
What the fuck?
Where's the link?
There you go.
Where's, ah.
I've ruined it immediately.
I'm sorry, man.
It's kind of funny how it just so consistent.
I'm sitting here like, come on, man.
Don't say that.
Don't swear.
Don't swear.
Don't let a menthol.
Hey, listen, he got me one time, man.
He was, I think we're doing disconnected, and he was over in the corner just chieffing up in Newport.
And I relapsed.
I was like, let me get one.
I popped on his car earlier, and it just had that, like, your grandma was just in here, just blazing.
Oh, I hate, I think they're the worst cigarettes.
What?
I hate them.
I feel like if you're going to smoke a cigarette, you got to go Newport-Long, menthol,
and you got to really feel the toxins just like.
I respect that you have that affection for it, but to me, it's the worst cigarette.
Newport, my Cologne.
No, that's wild.
You know what's the worst cigarette?
American spirits.
Make me a shirt.
Newport, my Cologne and the Newport.
Somebody write that down.
Yeah, right that down.
We got to make that.
Newport, my Cologne.
Well, as you, I know you watch him.
What did you say?
I said, wait, I don't know what I said.
American spirits?
Oh, those are the worst.
First of all, they last-
catching a buck 50 to the face, bro.
They last two years.
They last two years.
You got to smoke the fuck out of them,
and the flavor is weird as fuck.
It's just so thick.
many nights I had to leave the bar because somebody gave me an American spirit.
And it just threw your whole vibe off. And it's just like the drunkenness just blasted into a
wall of tobacco. And I was on my phone in the Uber app. Get me home. Like right now. Like about
to throw it. Yes. It would make me feel like I was going to puke. The head rush from the head rush.
The head rush. Not's crazy. But way worse than like a Marlborough. Oh my gosh. And a Newport though
is way worse showing Marlboro. That's why I like Marlboro lights when I am going to.
Hit one.
You light guy?
Light guy?
Oh, I'm light.
The light ones taste weird, though.
It's like, if I'm going to smoke this, I need the full effect.
Like, you know?
It's like fucking without nothing.
If you smoke a, like, American Spirit or like a light cigarette.
But that's the problem is that.
It's the same thing.
That's the problem with a cigarette is at the end of the cigarette.
There's not like a high light.
You know, like, like.
You smell bad afterwards.
Like, the good thing about fucking is it feels good while you're doing it.
And then it feels really good at the end with a,
cigarette it feels good and then at the end i mean what you smoke the filter it feels worse
that's why they should have like a little perk ring at the bottom in between the filter and the
fucking tobacco so at the end you just get like a quick perk blast at the end of the sick
hey where you're talking about is where i always decided like man i'm gonna stop quitting these
my exactly yes it's just like yeah it's so sensational do you get to that and it's just like yeah
it's it just sucks you up oh it just ends on a low but that's why that's why you got to
to get a Newport long and you throw it before you're even anywhere near done.
Oh, I'm not laughing through that thing.
Yeah, exactly.
But I watch a person, like, leave, like, that much on a sig and I'm just like, what are you doing?
Yeah.
That's the whole point.
You ever smoke the cigarette?
Like, never mind.
Oh, my gosh.
Here we go.
You ever smoked, like, one, like, off the ground or like...
No.
No, I've never been there.
Hey, I have.
I'm not going to lie, man.
You had?
Or, like, out of somebody...
No, it was the day I got out, bro.
Did you have a Skid Row phase?
Where nobody there to pick me up?
I'm like, come on, man.
Did you have a couple of, you never had a skid row phase where you just went and lived down there for a couple months?
Skid Row?
Damn, my boy.
Don't you think a lot of people in L.A. had like a skid row phase that they're not talking to you about?
Bro, that didn't happen for me until I was like 23, 24.
I had never been a skid row before.
Until, you know, peeping on them lived in that fucking loft.
Yeah, that doesn't count because they had an apartment.
But at the same time, that apartment,
was so bummy that it was kind of like being outside.
It was close to them near being homeless right there.
Like I would be too lit and I would stand on the firescape and I would really sit there
and think like one wrong decision, I'm going to be down there.
I remember standing on that fire escape and looking down and just realizing that I could
stay up here and watch bum theater play out all day because you just have some guy emerge
from his tent and just start screaming out a wall and there's like a fucking old lady there
and he's yelling at her, she's yelling back at him.
Then you just like see a little drug deal going on in the corner.
Then you see some,
I've seen some sexual transactions going right there.
You can stand there and just watch it all take part.
And then at the end, though, you're 10 stories up.
Yeah.
So you really, but at the same time,
when you're like observing a murder from up on that balcony,
you are kind of thinking like,
this is probably not something I should be like just out here seeing, huh?
Trip this, though, and then the police just ride by like it's nothing.
Yeah.
No, literally.
No, literally, they just write by like, hey, what's up, Larry?
They're trying to stay away from that area, if anything.
One thing I'm learned from us podcasting is that we're all kind of obsessed with homeless people
because whenever I'm looking through the timestamps, there's like usually a chunk in which
we talk about either banging a homeless person, fighting with a homeless person.
Well, that's Bell, though.
Where is he at?
No, Bell's the champion.
That's Bell specialty.
That's what the Metaverse is going to be is Vell chasing down bums and Skid Row.
Is it going to be a...
I'm cool with homeless.
people though. I'll be like looking out and changing
shit. Is there going to be homeless people in the
Metaverse? Like sleeping on the
sleeping like on the side of the room?
Maybe aesthetically, but they will have a home.
They will just choose to just like Bums
and do fentanyl in the home.
But what if you could take your VR set
outside? I'm talking about
in the Metaverse. Not like the real
world in which you interact with
the Metaverse. Okay. Yeah. So you
in theory you could be a homeless
person on Skit Row with a
VR set living your
Metaverse life. See, I'm picturing you in your home
in the metaverse living as a homeless person. No, no, no. I think you
should be homeless in real life portraying a rich man in the
metaverse. But in order to be really in the
metaverse as a homeless person, you need to have smell of vision, which is where
I don't know if it's a real technology or not, but I've always thought that it was
like really essential. I want to play a video game
where you're walking through like a dewy field
and it just sort of sprays some like, you know,
Do whatever do smells like
Or like there's some flower smells and stuff
But think about it
You're watching anal sex porn
And you're smelling feces
Why would I want to do that?
Yeah I mean you could turn that off
You can make it smell like whatever really
Have you done like VR like masturbation?
No, my girl bought me a oculus
For my birthday or something
And then we have it not
We have not touched it
What's the Oculus?
It's the VR thing that you've strapped
your head and then you do whatever it is you could like download games or whatever and like
i'm going straight to porn hub with that i was about to say this sounds like one of your porn
no yeah because ad had it and or ad tried it and he said he had a white dick he did the porn verse
like it's like you're watching porn and like you can look down at your dick and he had a white
dick in the game like i don't know if you just didn't customize it like get this out of here
no he was so happy to finally have a white dick no you know you know it's the funny part about
life goal accomplished oh man look the videos are pre-recorded because i've been on porn hood
and I've seen it say VR porn
and like you don't have to have a headset
but you can look at it on your phone
and you could tilt it down, tilt it up
and like you know
you can see the different angles and shit.
I got a company who might be
investing in me
doing porn in the Metaverse
yeah. That is sick. Cool.
AD non-invited.
Allegedly.
You neither by relation.
What?
Man.
Don't just go, man.
Don't piss Kiki off with your fucking gay jokes.
I think we like turned to corn.
because Yuri was saying so much gay shit to him the other day.
Or Yuri kind of like, he handled it well, and I don't think Yuri crossed the line.
Yeah, it was cool.
So Yuri was restraining himself.
Yeah.
Okay.
That's good.
He's growing up.
We had to talk.
You literally had to talk with him about this?
Yeah.
Did you beat him?
No.
There's no need.
Conversation is all you need in communication.
Ski told me that y'all showed him the bro top freestyle trying to, like, get him against me.
Right.
By showing him my gay material.
Oh yeah, what did you think of his gay song?
That right there was mind-blowing.
But that was a real freestyle.
I didn't think you were capable of saying such a thing.
I'm like, you got to think about it, bro.
My boy jerked me up.
Like, bro, like, if they could play that right now,
my reaction is still the same.
Like, not my boy, man.
It was all glizzy talk.
Like, come on, how old.
Yeah.
But listen, listen.
You know, I will say people,
still talk about that to this day.
So me being funny, it was like
a memorable thing. That shit was like six years ago.
That's why I told Jiddy on the other day. I'm like, you're helping
to open up gay commentary
to the hood. He goes, I don't think I have
hood fans. I'm like, you do.
And you're introducing them to gay humor. Yeah, well,
I mean, I'm talking about him with AD and this guy, you know.
But they, they know about that type
of stuff because of no jump bring.
And because, you know. Some truth to that.
Like, we're trying, we're bringing
memes to the streets.
Exactly. And in some cases, gay memes.
majority
most of the time
Joey Fas
told me that he
unfollowed me
on Instagram
because I was posting
sesame
like him on man
he was like hell no
I gotta follow this
nigga house phone man
shout out to Joey
man I almost wore a shirt today
that said
the only thing
straight about me
is my shot
with like a rainbow
gun on it
where the fuck did you
I mean these things
just show up in the mail
I'll rock it tomorrow
or whenever the next time
I mean here is.
Who sins you this shit?
People know that Adam's gay.
What?
You feel me?
Cool, man.
He ain't gay, man.
You can be cool and gay.
Oh, no.
He's like, you caught me in a riddle.
Oh, no.
Man, that's not my boy, man.
We got to have ski having a fucking crickmack moment.
I'm cool and I'm sus.
Hey, but, okay, so you, you suggested that we have this conversation.
I feel like, oh, God.
For some reason.
The smoke perp conversation just keeps coming up over and over and over.
And I want to try to like retrace our steps here a little bit.
He was a very early friend of the brand.
People fucking loved him at the time.
He was doing numbers anytime he was in the thumbnail.
And now it feels like the whole thing has kind of devolved into the situation where he's become like the sound cloud rap punching bag.
Which to be fair also was kind of the case with pump where people just nonstop make videos like just basically accusing him of being a loser,
taking else whatever they want to say and it feels like a perp gets the same energy i think i think
think perp is getting it a lot worse than than pump right now at least um i saw a little pump put out a
music video the other day and it actually wasn't bad it was kind of that was the first pump song that i
heard in a while that i felt well no but he puts it all kind of consistent with it but a lot of it's the
latin shit yeah yeah and when i heard that i was like all right this reminds me of the early pump energy
yeah you came in and spoke on that yeah and if you read through the
comments of that song that's exactly what all the comments say was like oh this is this the
pump we want to hear like so right honestly uh shout out to him for that but um i don't know i
feel like smoke purpose is not doing himself any favors man like i don't i don't know what's going
on he keeps getting caught on camera with these like dramatically small shows but it's just one
no it was too clip right there was two yeah because there was one that one that one that you posted
the other day i didn't post it for the but not you but the one that the one that um the one that
Allegedly.
The one that no jumper posted
the other day,
that was the second one.
Oh.
Yeah.
The first one,
the first one
had probably a couple more people
than that.
Really?
Yeah.
So it's like,
it's a continuous thing.
Okay.
Do you feel like,
because this is the thing
about a live show
is that a lot of times
when you see somebody
throw a show
and then they film the show,
they will go out of their way
to film it so it looks like a W,
right?
Like,
if I fucking book a show.
There is no way he could have
made that look like a video.
I got house phone opening or whatever.
and for some reason the shows are a total dud and there's only 20 people there.
I'm going to fucking film it in a sneaky way that makes it look like there's a shitload of people in the front.
Realistically, at this point in time, I think most people know because if there was a big crowd, you would film the big crowd.
And if you're filming only a few people, there's probably only a few people.
But what the fucked up thing, the fucked up thing is the people are going to his shows now and like they'll get him on stage and then they'll pan across the entire room.
And you just see a big, empty-ass room.
Like one person hanging out at the bar over in the corner
And it's just like damn, nigga
But you know what this is like all this hate that they get
It's like revenge for how cocky they were when they came out
Because when they came out you couldn't tell them shit
Like they were the hottest shit
They were so hyped on life and saying fuck you to everybody
And there's all these people that were probably talking shit about them on Twitter at the time
And feeling pissed off about the fact that they were doing so well
And then all of a sudden anytime you can perceive
them as taking an out it just becomes a boom okay let's just fucking roast them moment look i was
right i knew you didn't have any talent j cole was right he wrote a follow fucking song about you it was
called nineteen eighty five and then he interviewed little pump which i still never even watched you never
watched it it was actually really good i'm not gonna lie but i mean it's a cursed image i can't
i can't interact with that at this point in time i feel like uh it's just true like what they say like you you
you got to watch how you treat people on the way up
because you might need or see those same people on the way back down.
That is a very good point.
But at the same time, if you're smoked perp, I mean, fuck them.
Like at that time when you're coming out and people are hating on you,
I mean, what are you going to do?
You're going to try to make everybody happy.
You can't make everybody happy.
I don't think people were necessary.
Like, people were hating on them because of the way they were act.
I could say from personal experience, like, of smug perk being my homie before.
And as he got bigger, he just like became a fucking, you know,
Yeah. I mean, he did the same thing that everybody does, which is like...
But does everybody really do that?
A large percentage of rappers, when they get on 90% or 80% of the people they were
Fugwood before, it becomes hard to get in touch with them, whatever, and they always try
to, like, solidify down to, like, more of a core group of friends slash the pop stars
and the people that they aspire to kick it with, you know, you see that all the fucking time.
For me, I don't even take it serious like that.
Like, like...
Yeah, you shouldn't.
It is weird because when I look back at Pumman Perb, it's like, I'll probably never get...
that close with any artists
ever again. Any
that were super tight? Yeah
I mean we were touring they were coming to store all the time
and stuff you know like shit like that but
they were super young so it's like we did have like a certain
kind of relationship where it's like you know
we are like getting fucked up together and stuff
but it's not like you know it's different
like when you're fucking in your 30s and being friends
with somebody who's like 17 it's like you're only going to be
around each other realistically for like business or money making
purposes for the most part and so it's kind of I don't know like but even the artist like the artist
that comes in here that I get along with the best that I think is the fucking sickest artist it's like
what am I going to do I'm to start spending less time with my kid oh yeah go kick it in the
fucking studio or like stop stop doing interviews and shit like I'll put this interview on the back burner
yeah yeah laura cancel Wednesday Laura I'm gonna be a kicking in with this guy in the studio for some
reason that's just not realistic you definitely used to do that used to go to perps sessions and
shit like that yeah so a little bit but I was curious I just like wanted to see what it was like
I was really like interested in what it was like to go to the studio and now I've been to the
studio enough times that I'm like oh I don't fucking care at all you yeah you wanted to you wanted
to rap at that moment no not not even that like I just wanted to see what it was like that's
right but then I've been there like 10 times and I'm like oh I don't care about this at all
especially when you aren't the person making music and you know like literally what else am I
going to do here besides smoke weed you can't even really talk like that if the boo
is inside of the room you got to shut the fuck up studios be hot as hell it'd be hot
the trashy ones yeah but the nice ones you know nice ones you go to a nice studio
perfectly air-conditioned they got the fucking ventilator thing in the ceiling so that
the fucking weed smoke gets sucked out of the room so you're smoking blunts but you're also
like have a nice clean air quality i'm trying to get sucked out the room you could that's what's
real fuck don't don't ask you you could ask for cookies they will bring you a plate of cookies
Bro, it'll be 18 gang members
It'd be hot as hell in there, man
But you're telling us about your lived experience
Of being around
fucking certain types of studios
No, I'm talking
Who do you think my brother is?
You think I'll be in the hood in the studio?
Yeah, but if you're...
But in a nice studio
You know, there's enough room
that even 18 people doesn't feel that cramped, right?
Bro, it'd be hot at him.
I've been to full...
It's not hot.
Every studio I go to is air condition
to the fucking max.
I've been...
I've been to so...
I've been to parties in the studio
like where it was hell of people.
Oh, yeah.
You weren't hot?
It turns into that.
I mean, I'd just be hot in general, though.
I guess it was just me too then.
Maybe it was just me too then. Maybe you were.
Look, look.
I went to the studio with Metro booming and literally it was like five people there.
There was hell of bottles and shit like that.
Nobody was drinking.
Everybody was just chilling.
But he was really working though.
Like that wasn't no like, oh, let's have bitches come over.
Like that nigga was working.
And he had his couple homies with him and niggas was silent.
Very different levels to.
the studio.
Sometimes you have people in the studio where it's like they don't give a fuck.
They might make one's two songs in a night.
That's fine.
But they might make the song in five, ten minutes, you know?
And then other times you see people who are just grinding out every last fucking second.
And it's like, but you wouldn't really know from just listening to the music a lot of times
what their work ethic is.
But then also probably some people who just fuck off in the studio also have times where they're
mega honed in, you know?
Yeah.
I feel like you have to be like that.
Bro, that last time
we went to the studio with Metro,
that nigga played us...
I told the story already, but
he played us four hours of unreleased music
and it was some of the hardest shit I ever fucking heard, bro.
Like, I was like, I was fucking blown away.
I'm like, this nigga is sitting on like,
like, Grammy-worthy, like music, like, just hours of it.
It must be weird being a producer
and just having all that shit in the stash
to just wow people with knowing that you can never release it
because I've hung out with a lot of producers
that do that thing.
to me. I was like, well, listen to this song.
I listen to this song.
But it's crazy shit.
Crazy collaborations that just never got clear and never came out.
This shit is out there.
It's just never going to see the light of day, you know?
Like, I love to fuck with you.
They, like, produced them beats and then they have it made for somebody.
Yeah.
Like, they could hear that.
That shit is crazy type to me.
Bro, that nigga, bro, it would be like Travis Scott featuring the weekend and
post him alone.
Like, literally the biggest motherfuckers.
And I'm like, why isn't this out, bro?
I heard me go thugging.
before it came out
wait what
yeah
by who who played that for you
somebody from 300 let's say
wow I was just at the crib smoking
and they were like listen to this
and it's a weird feeling too because it's like
I'm listening to some legendary shit
that everybody
who fucks with these artists would probably love
to hear yeah what do I remember
literally nothing
absolutely nothing you want to know something
about it
and I mean granted that was five years ago
I was going to say but if you had asked me like two weeks
after. I still would have been like, I don't know.
Really?
Heard a bunch of shit on there, I guess, you know?
Wow.
Bro, it's one song that I got stuck in my head.
It was like this like superhero.
It was a superhero future song.
You know what is even more superhero-ish?
Shopping with Fashion Nova.
That's where I got these cool black pants.
You do this look pretty good today.
Cool black socks.
I headed on over to Fashion Nova.
Yeah, yeah.
I tagged at Nova.
Hashtag ad in my pick.
And yeah, it's just been wearing a lot of fashion of us, so that's good.
Been working out?
I have been a little bit of why I look good.
Yeah, you look kind of look skinny.
What happened?
It's been drinking a lot of water.
Should we talk about the fact that you bailed on us the last two weeks in a run?
Damn.
I was waiting for that.
I was waiting for that.
I was thinking about it, beer, bam, bam, beer, beer, beer, beer.
I mean, damn, those the Air Forces are crazy.
I was, I was, like, hoping I could just skate through without, you know?
What happened?
The first time you blamed it on.
diarrhea yeah but it wasn't like a okay it wasn't that it was just like only diarrhea I was
just feeling like shit okay you know literally like literally I've been there like you're like
oh because you got fucked up over the weekend right allegedly dun dun dun dun done if I didn't have
the song I can't like see the I know I know oh there uh the second time I did the first time I did
the week before the first week no but the second time I'm gonna be honest I did at least you're
The show of it disconnected.
You know, those, like, days in between, I felt better.
48 hours of extra recovery.
A drunk of ginger ale.
You feel good.
I'm not a lie.
Sometimes you need those extra days, but, like, that's, that's, like, one of the things
that I've been realizing is, like, bro, it's getting worse and worse as you get older,
like, recovering and, like, bro, you can't do, like.
By the time I got to, like, 32 or 33 or whenever I stopped partying, it was, like, bad.
Yeah, I was going to ask you, like, when, at what point were you just like, fuck all of that?
It was like kind of building up like a lot, like there was just signs pointing to it like Pete fucking overdoses and dies and shit.
And then it's like I remember I went to Rolling Loud one year and it was me and Lena and this fucking porn star Morgan Lee, this hot ass Asian porn star.
And we fucking go to Rolling Loud and I think we were drinking and doing Coke the whole time and also probably fucking poppins.
Zanz or at least I was.
I don't they,
no, because Lennon's never popped Zan
and I don't think Morgan was, but I'm getting
fucked up off Zans and snoring hella Coke
and we had this whole like two
hour fucking threesome or whatever, just fucking
banging shit. That sounds like some lit-ass
It was great. You're a hell of a drug.
Rockstar life right there.
No, that was regular. But then
the next day
I think we skipped day two.
Either way, like we made it back
and I just remember that it was like,
I can't remember if I went to both days or what.
But it was like two full days.
of misery, horrible hangover.
Like, by the, like, the first day was, like, the bad part of the hangover.
And then the second day was, like, still not that great.
And that was when I was really like, because it was like Monday.
I'm like, at the store.
I'm doing that shit to do.
It's like, my life is, like, continuing on.
And I'm like, dude, am I really still paying for the shit that I did Saturday night on Monday afternoon?
Like, that just didn't feel right to me.
And it just started to, like, really, I was like, I can't do this.
Like, I fucking have a big opportunity in front of me
If I just fucking blow it like this, it's just
Yeah.
I mean, honestly, bro, like shit,
that's how I've been feeling lately too is like, bro,
like I got fucked up on the Sunday.
I forgot what we even did.
But I got fucked up on Sunday.
And it's like Tuesday morning and I'm still feeling like shit.
I'm like, I'm thinking I'll sleep it off through Monday.
You know what I'm saying?
But no.
Yeah, at a certain point it's just like, how is this possible?
How could this ever be worth it?
Like, what feeling?
Because you're really like,
I didn't even get no pussy or nothing.
It wasn't like I was like see it like my excuse used to be my excuse used to be if I'm getting
fucked up with a girl and you were like fucking and it always starts like that like you feel
me but like if you're not even doing that was literally what's the purpose I got fuck I got into
Xanax because I was kicking with a girl who had a big bag of Xanax yeah she didn't even know what
the fuck they were what do you mean I mean she was from fucking Ireland so she she goes to the
doctor before she flies over from Ireland to America
and the doctor says like,
oh, well, you might, you know, want to fall asleep on the plane,
so I'm going to give you a Xanax prescription.
And then she has like a bag of like 40 fucking bars,
which is like how many flies?
The doctor gave her a bag of 40 bars?
Well, he gives her a prescription, and she had,
it might not have been 40.
It might have been 30.
It was like a full script of Zan.
It's flying to Mars.
You and I both know that if she, for the purpose of flying,
if it was like, okay, maybe you need one on the way there
and one on the way back.
Yeah.
Give her two.
Even that's too much.
Because realistically, if you've never done Xanax, you could eat a quarter or half of a bar
and you're going to be fucking gone.
You're probably not going to be able to find your way home.
But yeah, that girl just shows up in my apartment in Long Beach and she got a big
old sack of Xanax.
And like, up until that point, I had fucked with pills a little bit, but in the context
of like Vicodins or norcos, you know, some like people randomly would give me a norgo and
I'll take it and feel good and be like, oh, okay.
That's kind of tight.
I kind of fuck with that.
So then she's like, do you want to say?
Xanax and I don't know what it is and I'm like yeah
I mean I'll fuck with it and then
that's what got you is that one girl
I was hanging out eating her pussy and asshole
for a week straight
dead ass off Zanz
kicking it with this girl ordering food
laying around just tongue in her booty
hole and then I swear the fucking
Zans wear off because all of a sudden
have any and I'm looking at her like
what the fuck am I doing laying around
saying mushy shit to you
like you're a regular ass bitch this is
not this is not something
I should be doing at all like you're regular
and so I fucking drive her back and also
like you know after the Zanz
run out it's not just like you're back to normal
no it's like you're down
in the dumps piss the fuck
off for a couple days then you can
become a regular person and you might have
Zan rage I did kick it with her more after
that but like
if I'm being real with myself
bro I'll probably say some lovey-dovey as shit
to her and you didn't know way too
nice telling her all kinds of secrets
shit I was pillow talking man if I had
yeah you didn't do
the shrimp fried rice though right what's like
CMAG right what you mean with the chicken
and stuff oh put you to put no food
the food in the asshole no we didn't have to do
all that no I'm just making sure
I'm not gonna lie I've had so many
adventures like that of like just
literally being at some random girls crib
you just met just barred out
at her crib just no no
actually bro speaking of bag of Xanax
I'm at this party
I met this party one time
Right?
Look, look, I'm at this party.
It's like 2016, right?
Yeah.
I just used to be so ignorant.
I just yelled out like, who got Zanz?
Some white guy with a fucking ponytail pops out the cut.
He's like, yo, I sell you this whole bag of Zanz for 20 bucks or some shit like that.
And knowing how many of them are fed now, it's like, that sounds like a fucking death sentence.
Like you're spinning the fucking revolver right there.
It's literally Russian roulette, right?
So look.
You know what's funny?
I think we went to, we end up going to like.
some suicide boy show at like a weird ass warehouse or whatever like I was with you I ended up
meeting up with you later this night right I remember I went to after I think I interviewed suicide
boys and then I went to the show with who you like right up the street at a random ass warehouse
downtown it was one that I that I saw you at I don't even know if we even knew each other yet actually
if I think about it but anyway I ended up at the same at the same warehouse right so I get
there I take like one one or two full bars out of the bag of the
Zanz and I don't know if I was trying to impress somebody or something but I had a big
ass Fiji water bottle and I dumped I dumped the dust and pieces that was in the bag rest like
the residue all into the water bottle I woke up at my house two days later that was that was
Saturday night I woke up in my house Monday afternoon to my mom banging on my door is locked
she's like what the fuck are you doing you've been locked in the room for two days wow I roll over
and it's this girl, like this big,
light skin bitch with hella
fucking face tattoos and all the shit
like that.
I was not to say.
Sounds like breaking it back.
She dead.
No, I just said she got face tattoos.
I just said she was dead, nigga.
But I roll over and she's sitting there
with like the stank face, right?
Like she's looking like, eh.
She's like, why you've been sleeping for two days?
No, nigga, she's been sleeping there with me for two days.
She probably sitting there like, why you ain't got us nothing to eat?
No, listen.
She's sitting there.
She's feeling some type of way because my mom is like,
the fuck I don't care what bitch you would get get the fuck out da da da and she would so then she started
being like hey she keep talking crazy dead and I'm looking at her like what you mean or she
keep talking crazy you're gonna try to fight my mom bitch she probably would the swing
on your life I would have fucking swinging on this girl with your mom oh my god she was that
has to be in the house phone movie she's taller in both we have to because it doesn't have
to be reality it could be crazier than what happened to reality yeah I know
You or the actor playing you.
I want to play myself.
That would be hard.
Hell no.
You're gonna be like 50.
Like Lil Boosy.
No, but he still looks exactly the same as when he was like 21.
He doesn't.
No, but, you know.
Like the scenes of him with like jean shorts on, like in a backpack, like he's like in high school.
I feel like the moment I saw the meme of Busy rocking the fucking Jamaican, like, head thing with the dreads.
I'm like, this is a meme that I feel comfortable saying I'm going to see for the rest of my life.
I felt that.
Like, I am going to, anytime anybody does some, like, fake Jamaican shit or whatever,
anytime somebody needs to illustrate the point of somebody being a fake Jamaican guy,
that picture is just going to do it.
Who had the torch before or fucking Chet Hanks or something?
Oh, Ross Trent.
You remember him?
What the fuck is that?
You remember Ross Trent?
Josh laughed like he remembered.
You could find it on YouTube.
It was just like an old skit of like a fucking white dude talking about how he was Rastafarian,
and it was so funny.
Wait.
Is that the guy who was, like, injecting?
melanin into his skin so you get
darker? Oh, the guy who was on Vlad? Yeah, remember
him? No, but that was so legend. No, I do
remember him, yeah, that was legendary. Yeah, he was a
fucking goat, man, I'm not going to lie to you.
He did the Sammy Sosa.
That's what Sammy Sosa. That's what
Sammy Sosa is white? That's it. Ross Tren right there, bro, that's a beautiful
video. And he injected melanin to his skin?
I don't know about the melanin.
How did he get dark?
Who knows? Who knows?
You don't need to, like, let
him read the lyrics. Oh, artist,
Lonely Island? I've always heard of
the Lonely Island but I didn't know that was their song that was a wait I just remember seeing that
video randomly on YouTube in like 2005 and thinking it was amazing is um is dick in the box by
lonely island too it's my dick in a box girl it's my dick in a box you know I just interviewed
Blasey for two and a half hours yeah TFTI no this is a one-on-one no no it looked really
I worked best alone I felt that you really do actually
Hmm.
Too much more control freak.
Yeah, I felt that.
Okay, what did, was there, was you talking about Camgirl for two hours?
No.
I hope not.
She was only brought up, like, a little bit.
Because he's talking about, like, getting his life together and like, at a certain
point, starting to be like more structured and get his life together.
And I'm like, I feel like you're kind of leaving out that this is the exact same time period
that you started dating and living with Camgirl who is like a fucking drill instructor
who is gonna like basically whoop your ass into shape.
into shape. It's like going to a CrossFit class dating her, I bet. But I didn't really ask
him about like what it was like dating her. That's good. Sort of. Yeah. Leave that along.
Leave it there. Fucking T.R.R. was on his ass when he was on disconnected. Oh, my fucking God.
Because like, that was hilarious. For me, as somebody who has been around Camgirl a lot
and always saw her being like extremely discreet relationship-wise. Yeah. Somehow that has always,
for me, carried over to like, not only am I going to not ask you
about your relationship, but also now I'm friends with your ex-boyfriend,
and I'm not going to do the thing that I would do for anyone else,
which is like, bro, tell me all about what it was like, you know?
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You're going to have to stop getting your IG deleted.
I know.
I'm back at like 14K already.
This shows you're resilient.
Bro, I mean, what else am I going to do?
Just be silent on the internet.
I know, but I see, I mean, my girl at one point got her Instagram deleted and she just, like,
didn't even make another one for a couple months.
But that's what I did.
Yeah.
I didn't have one for months.
Because it's so frustrating at a certain point, you know?
Stupid.
But to be honest, though, nigga, I almost got the same amount of likes.
Probably not the same amount of comments.
Almost the same amount.
of views it's kind of like you shaking off the dead weight really because i've had that same instagram for a
long time yeah you know but the thing i hate is just imagining how you and cam girl used to argue
about who have more followers yeah oh man she's still not even at 100k though just knowing that she's
sitting at home with this smug look like ha ha he got deleted i just imagined that in my head and that
bothers me her and uh my ex-girlfriend were at this uh shoe store like just like i linked up with them or
whatever we took a picture uh like in like the big ass mirror and i was like yo tag me i need to
follow her she's like no i'm not tag you she really didn't tag me cam girl then yeah she really
did tag me like damn really all right that's cool i miss the days of fucking tag and sorella
instead of t row what do you be used to have a serrilla's monster show i just used to tag him
instead of or i would tag sorella instead of him fucking out of pocket just to like
not want to acknowledge his existence that was even when we went to florida i was still
a little bit. But then I stopped because I started
to feel bad. Like I was like, dehumanizing him or something.
What's up with you, man? I just like to fuck with them a little bit.
Yeah, you guys have the funny. You guys had the funniest relationship when I first started.
Because you know what? We both wake up in the morning and we both want to fight.
We both want to argue about some shit in the morning. And so us being in the same
group chat, I know. I've kind of like learned to just keep my spicy takes or to like
not let an argument with T-Rail in the morning in the group chat, like derail, whatever I
going on.
Like just,
I try not to just get too involved.
This damn group chat,
man.
Big ski got added back to the group chat.
He's back.
I removed.
Then I get added back.
Booted.
I get added back.
Like,
can we just all be friends?
In and out of behind bars, bro.
Hey,
no,
you want to say,
I'll wake up,
mad.
I'll go to sleep,
man.
I'll be saying text
what is these
niggas these niggas
texting and I'm eating my TV dinner.
No,
because he had the funniest
move of all the time
where he,
because you know,
can silence the group chat, right? You can mute it. I don't know why none of y'all. Blasings
said the same thing. I don't do it for this one, but I have a BMX group chat that is
fucking annoying as fuck sometimes. And now when I have it muted and I don't see it pop up.
I have to mute it. But then I find out about like 50 messages at once. And I'm like, bro, that's
50 times that my phone would have buzzed in my pocket and taking my fucking brain off of the game
and what I'm trying to do. So that's why a lot of times, if I'm doing an interview, I put my phone on
silent and I just post up.
Now even sometimes if I'm sitting there and I'm going to be like
I need to answer emails for an hour.
I just fucking take the phone.
I throw it across the room just to.
I already found out about do not disturb after y'all
didn't already booted me though.
Yeah, I did that.
I did that earlier.
I just got me the phone.
So I'm like,
I did that earlier today.
I had to do laundry and like clean up the house and shit.
And I was like, if I keep getting notifications,
I'm going to keep looking at my phone.
So I found my AirPods earlier.
I thought I lost them.
Found them bitches,
It's doing it in.
Put the phone all the way over there and put it on airplane mode.
I mean,
every time your phone buzzes is you being taken out of whatever the fuck you're doing.
If you're playing with your kid,
that's why a lot of times I play with my kid.
I take my phone and do not disturb and just like either put it in the other room
by keeping in my pocket.
Because if I might honestly,
I might get like 50 texts in an hour,
like no big fucking deal.
50 times in an hour,
you just tell me that every minute my thought process or being present with my kid
is going to be taken away from me.
Yeah.
It's not worth it.
And that's why when I see people's phones,
and I realize that they have the fucking notifications
turned on for, like, Twitter mentions or Instagram messages,
I'm like, bro, you need to respect your mental health more than that.
Like, it's just not good for your sanity to be updated on every little thing.
Now, I'm on the other side of it where if I were to even have my notifications turn on for Instagram,
it'll probably be a couple thousand.
Like, I get so much shit that...
Like, your phone would just be like, do, do, do, do, do it.
Especially a day where I post something and it gets 50,000 likes or some shit.
Like, bro, I'm not trying to have my phone buzzed 50,000 times.
Yeah, that's literally insane.
You can't do it.
It's not, you got to respect your state of mind.
Yeah.
But that's what I was saying about, like, not really tripping when my shit got deleted
for a minute because I was just like, that was me, like, going through that shit.
But you as a person with a brand, that's why it pissed me off because you have something to promote.
And I know that you're still doing it regardless, but it's still, it's like, that is a big fucking channel.
No, but you know what was crazy, though?
Like, what's your new one?
Prop.
Oh, no.
House phone shoddy at house phone shoddy s h a w t y got it yes sir but no um luckily high rollers
has his own page so you know that didn't get deleted and then Josh you know my phone
because i have you guys hit to read off yeah yeah so um you know like luckily i had my like
you know what's crazy i right before that happened i was like damn i wish i didn't have to have
a personal instagram and i really only had to be on the internet to promote my brand i was
was like thinking that and then boom my shit got deleted and that was literally the case like
yeah because i wasn't using like my brand page to like post selfies or nothing like that like
i wasn't on instagram as normal i would go on when we had something to post and that was it right
which was honestly a lot better what do you think be happening bro it's just it's like too much
temptation just half naked bitches on there all day oh my god i love you if i was single
then all of a sudden instagram is a fucking pussy getting it's the playground
machine, you know? And it's like, and it's up to you because realistically, if you chat up
a hundred girls today. If you DM a hundred girls.
10 of them. We'll be in me back. If you chat up 100 girls today, you're probably going to get
some pussy off Instagram. And if you don't chat up any girls, you're probably not going to get
any pussy off Instagram. And so if you're a guy who's walking around on earth with the mentality
of getting pussy is better than not getting pussy. All of a sudden, it's like, you're incentivized
to just blast time and.
effort into fucking using this app and you see how people end up where like there's people where it's
like a joke that they've DMed every fucking girl in LA. Yeah, literally. Pussy hounds. Oh my God,
Hesch was going crazy on a certain rapper on his story. Really? Yes. Which one? I'm not going to say
who, but they were just like this like it was literally girls replying back to his story. Like,
oh my God, he's the thirsty as fucking guy like ever in LA. Really? Like, oh my God, he came up to me.
This girl said that this rapper hopped out of his car in traffic and like,
chased her down to like talk to her.
I had a girl,
two girls on the Patreon the other day
and they told me a story
about some rappers
that they were kicking it with.
And these rappers got robbed two times
in one day.
And these girls were around for it
and then they did.
It sounds like they said them.
That did cross my mind. I think I accused them of that.
But then the girls were basically like,
nah, like we can't be kicking it with him. He'd be getting robbed.
And I'm like, oh, damn.
That's crazy.
Because to me, if I'm kicking him with a girl and I get robbed, I want you to care, bitch.
I want you to care about me.
I want you to call the police.
No.
I want you to help me file this police report.
I need you to stand by me.
These bidsons were out, which is why you do not want to be kicking it with them.
Now, obviously, shouldn't be getting robbed in general.
But then you really don't want to kick around bitches like that.
And then also those same bitches, if you didn't get robbed and you caught the body, they would also be out too.
They would be out in any situation.
And these bitches go on no jumper and tell the fucking story.
Guess what?
you could hit that button that's over there
the lie detective determined that was
a lie
I have the sunglasses I don't know what button I'm hit me
man God you don't even hit the gavels
any other time I was waiting for the gavel
it didn't make any sense
man I'm like
exactly allegedly
but look these girls that we know
remember like Soldier Boy
I think went to jail or something
his house got robbed I like jokingly
said like oh how it was probably them
and they were getting literal
like death threats and shit like you fucking
rob soldier
Boy like it was like a whole thing
Rochelle
I mean I wouldn't put it past them
Nah hell
There we go there we go Josh
Good lit
Oh my fucking God
I talked to I talked to them yesterday
Because I want them to be in my
In the music video for my new ketamine song
Because oh you're actually going through with that
I made it to a whole song yesterday
I mean for a drug that is extremely popular
There's not enough songs about it
I made I made the anthem
I play it for you doing ketamine during it
No.
I don't do ketamine.
I'm on the ketamine.
I made it into a real song.
What is that when people are like making music about stuff they don't do?
Well, Future said it best.
Cap.
Yeah, it's cap raps.
Future said he don't fucking do not even half the drug that he rap about.
What a liar.
Yeah, but he, but he raps about so much drugs.
There's no way you could never do that many drugs.
But meanwhile, like, do you don't think futures are popping drugs and shit?
Like, fuck that.
Okay.
Yeah, but that's what's crazy about the rap media is that a rapper will say some shit like that.
Or like, I've seen multiple rappers say like, oh, no, I don't got beef with him.
Like, Frato Bang.
I've seen a Fredo bang interviewer.
He said, no, I don't got people with him a young boy.
We're cool.
Like, we're on good terms and shit.
That's funny.
That's funny.
And it gets reported and repeated by all these different outlets.
Like, Fredo Bang says he's on good terms of a young boy.
It's like, he's trolling you.
He's stupid fucks.
He just doesn't want to talk about it with you.
So he's trolling you.
Or the same thing with like, a rapper will get shot.
And they'll be like, I didn't get shot.
And they report on it.
Like, it's like, we know he got shot.
We saw you getting out of the fucking ambulance.
Just keeping it gangster.
But it is gangster.
But then these stupid fucking news outlets don't understand that they're being trolled
and they just report on it and it makes me so mad.
So fucking mad.
I want to be true.
Anybody who fucking listens to Fredo Banks say that they're cool,
they should know that that was that's crap.
Yeah.
You know what was the really fucked up one is Vaughn saying that he was cool with Doug before they died?
Blatant troll.
I didn't even know that was a troll.
Yeah.
They never cool.
Why would they squashed their beef?
Yeah.
Them dudes, fuck.
No, they didn't squads their beef.
He was just saying that because he's Vaughn.
He's a fucking asshole.
You know what's just fucking with him?
You know what was the craziest Vaughn thing though?
When he was on, he was like on Twitch with rolling loud and the people in the comments were like listing off names of people that he had allegedly killed.
The conspiracy video about that.
But you know what's crazy is that that video, people still would have figured all that shit out even if he was alive.
Yeah.
You know?
Eventually.
They would have still made all these videos about.
on even with him alive
you think it was easier to like source
information after he was gone
I feel like people just didn't bother to look through
his like 2011 tweets
while he was around
yeah he didn't bother to like really
but also you know if he's walking the streets
that's an incentive to not rat him out
and make videos about whatever
he might come but there's always going to be a YouTuber
who's going to do it
yeah since we smoking
where's trap geek at man
oh my god I can't
Jesus where is trap
I'm up to get at me.
I'm about to get at me.
Bro, where's Trevor?
Trevor put me on the Sacramento gang archives,
but the shit is like fucking the most sped up video
I ever watched in my life.
What do you mean by sped up?
It's like literally.
Literally the audio is like two times faster than it would be.
I don't know.
And I'm searching for the button on YouTube
that would play it slower,
but I couldn't find it.
Like, I don't know why it's on your TV.
Yeah, and I can figure it out.
But bro, I mean, it's good information.
He has a lot of info about different people who got beef out Sacramento.
Got less and faster old man.
Yeah, man.
The new wave, though, of fucking people making videos talking about street shit, like, it's
more and more competitive by the day.
Yeah.
That shit is crazy.
Bro, I don't know what it is.
Like, like, the YouTuber competition, it's very serious, man.
Like, if trap geek don't post in fucking four months, you know, Shwayzey NT is going to come.
They're on your ass.
Some swap stories are on your ass.
but he's talking about mad shit from like 40 years ago now.
Yeah.
Like,
he'll always get some.
People want to know about shit right now from Swamp Stories, in my opinion.
But do you think there's even enough information about shit that's currently happening?
That's why, all right, I'm not going to do this.
Yeah.
Obviously.
But if I was a random kid who was interested in street shit or whatever and I was interested in doing the YouTube channel thing,
I would fucking DM people and just offer like somebody from the neighborhood or whatever, I'll be like,
y'all cash up you 100 bucks just get on get on face time with me and just tell me mad shit or whatever
as soon as you just start finding some sources who will tell you everything all of a sudden you could
make youtube like and i've seen people where i'm pretty sure that's what they're doing where they
have mad information about mad shit and they don't have any sources for it they don't have any information
about where they're getting this information but i feel like i can tell that they're tapped in
with the actual people from those places who are actually involved in this shit now i mean it is
kind of sinister to do that
because you're telling on people
but clearly some of these YouTubers don't give a fuck
right? And it's pay attention.
And you gotta think
you gotta think about it too
that kind of will like incentivize
people to like make up stories
or like be super dramatic
at extras on to it. It becomes like a
game of telephone at that point. Right.
But I'll give you an example is that
I see in a YouTube channel and I have
no idea who runs this channel. I looked
at the about and I looked at
all this shit and this guy got a video with
a million views and for the purpose of staying political I'm not going to mention names but
basically the video was about how a revered LA gangster guy who's been around forever
allegedly got a beloved rapper set up what you're talking about anyone with half a brain
knows what I'm talking about I'm not saying I believe the fucking story this guy put out there
or whatever but when I'm watching it I'm like I cannot believe we live in a world where this
guy is just anonymously rocking a YouTube channel and spreading this conspiracy theory
like it's fucking facts.
Like we live in a wild time and this shit got 700,000 views.
I'm like, this is, and then literally fucking he's in here on the podcast and we fucking
basically asked him about it and he kind of cleared it up and his version of events made me
not give a fuck about that video that I saw because when I did see that video, I was kind of
like, well, maybe.
I mean, had he seen that video?
I'm going to assume.
If your name is in the title of a video and it's got 700,000 views,
I'm assuming that you're probably seeing it, right?
Yeah, but he also is a type of person where I don't think he is looking for shit like that.
But I kind of feel like if you're an older gang member,
that like you're very concerned about what everybody's saying about you, you know?
I don't think you really like, are like, oh, it's on YouTube.
I'm not paying attention to that.
From my experience, most of the dudes that I know are in that kind of category.
are like, no, they're tuned in.
Like, WAC 100 used to respond
to every comment. Remember that?
Yeah. He used to be beefing
with random people in the chat.
Sounds like, it sounds like, excuse a little bit.
I just wished I could have told them like,
bro, you don't got to do that. Like, you're really, you're
firing them up. They know they can get a fucking response
from you. Bro, see, but like, it
takes, you have to be seasoned in this game to
understand that shit, bro. I used to do the same thing,
bro. Like, people really
get me with super personal comments.
And I'm like, oh, you motherfucker.
You start arguing back with them.
And they're just like, oh, my God, I love you so much.
I watch you every week.
I'm like, nigga.
They used to troll me, and then I used to tap into it.
And then I'll go, like, to their channel and see how many subscribers they got in
zero.
And I'll be like, bro, I just wasted money.
Or their Instagram would not have a picture of them.
Like, they have zero posts.
But they're probably popping in real life.
They just made a fake account with zero followers to fuck with you.
They don't think they're more popping than me, though.
Who more popular?
What if it's Jay-Z and he's just fucking with you?
And he made a fake account.
Pull up, Jay.
Because, yo, listen, I got a fake account that I don't do nothing with besides
lark people, right?
Like, lurk people that got you blocked or something?
Yeah, people got me blog, people I don't like, et cetera.
Like, I just, you know, I like to keep tabs on it.
It's like my op account, you know?
Because, like, I don't follow anyone I like on that account.
I just follow, like, a handful of people I don't really like.
Oh, you literally follow people that you don't like.
A handful.
Like, okay, like, if I was, if I was, if an op crossed my mind right now,
I changed the username from time to time.
Just so nobody could even pick up on the scent.
Yo, you are fucking hilarious.
Listen, if an op is running through my mind,
I want to see what they're up to,
I might go look at the page.
I'm not going to like nothing,
but I'm not going to look at the story, though.
If you look at the story,
you're going to see you lurking.
And that's the whole point.
I wouldn't even have an op account
if it wasn't for the fact that I didn't want anyone
to know that I was looking.
Lurking.
I'll lurk through some pictures
and just be like,
you suck, you're fucking
but then, okay.
But then sometimes when I'm talking to like,
yeah, that's the thing with me.
I'm gonna go in the comments
and be like, nigga, you fell off.
You only got fucking.
On your fake account?
On the real account.
Oh, what could be?
I ain't doing that.
I'm sorry.
No, but one thing I realized
from talking to like gang members and shit, though,
is that now they have the problem
where they'll get DMs
from that kind of like
blank account.
The DM will clearly be someone
who knows shit about you,
knows where you live,
knows what your shit is all about,
knows what people you kick it with,
and then they want to talk shit to you
because, you know,
if they do it under their fucking main account,
you're going to post it,
you're going to fucking tell the cops,
whatever you're going to do,
but they run these accounts.
So now you got somebody
sliding your DMs constantly
just terrorizing you
if you choose not to block them
or whatever.
Yeah.
And what can you do?
And then there's...
That's got to inflame the tensions
with beef and shit a lot.
There's some people
that are so persistent too even if you block that one page they'll fucking make five 10
extra pages like that's why when you block somebody you got to select
block every other account that they ever create message back i'm just like don't let me find you
because that's it just don't let me find you i don't ever take the block thing off that like you like you
like you have to block everybody like that little key yeah high key that shit's annoying though
it is and then it's like we could like we got to be limited to what we fucking
can say, bro. It's just like...
I don't really give a fuck. There was an account of
somebody I wanted to lurk. And I
went to look at it on my main account, realized
I was blocked on Instagram. So then I switch
over to the op account. To the opper.
I'm blocked on that one, too.
You are blocked on the app? Because think about it,
they fucking have it, like, also block
any other accounts that this person
owns or whatever.
And so even my fucking op account is
linked to my main account. So even though
I've never done anything with the op
account that could leak it to the main account,
It's probably like the same email or something.
What if the op is just like, I got you?
I got you.
This is your op account.
It's a random bitch from back in the day.
But like she she fucking must have just blocked my main and chose that option.
So then meanwhile, I can't look around the other one.
So if I wanted to look at it, what do I go?
You got to fucking get a VPN, create a whole.
No, I would just have to make another account and log in like on the computer or some shit.
Realistically.
I don't care about this girl.
I don't care that much.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know to say cook will go by iPad.
But that's the weird shit because this bitch that I'm thinking of.
it's not like I know
it's not like we ever had static or anything
it's just that now she's married
and I know what a whore she is
because all the homie used to be fucking her
and shit and so that's the only reason
that I wanted to go look at her was just
because it's like damn we all used to fuck this bitch
back in the day and now I hear she's
in a relationship I want to observe their relationship
she blocked me and like
every other fucking dude that
was fucking her back in the day because she doesn't
even want a chance that a dude
could I don't know maybe like hit up
her new man and talk some shit.
She doesn't want like the ghost of Dick Miss Pass.
That's how you're a joke though.
Y'all probably was just going to sit a group picture like, hey,
this is my whole girl back in the day?
We would have been making fun of her in the group chat picture.
Not like she did nothing wrong.
She was tight.
She had fake tits and she was laying everybody nut on him.
That was fire.
Adam is the type of nigga that would like find an old picture of like him and his
homies like with the bitch sitting like laid across.
Go on the op account.
DM.
And DM it.
Don't give the streets any ideas, bro, because that's fucked up.
Oh, you know, you know what's crazy?
That's mean.
I kind of like it, though.
That's funny.
When I was in the heat of this beef, one of my ops, his, I knew his, like, ex-girlfriend
around her.
She was hitting me up, like.
Are you getting your Drake on?
Fuck all your ops girls.
She was hitting me up on some, like, oh, here's some information for you to give you, like,
more content to go against this person.
I love a snitch.
She also was like, if you want to link up, if you want to link up, we could like take a picture or something like, I'm sitting on your lap or whatever, blah, blah.
And I didn't link up her because I thought it was a fucking setup.
But then I was like, damn, I should have did it because they ended up getting back together.
Hit you with the biggie.
So think about if I would have had like, because they were obviously broken up when she was doing this.
So if I would have had that picture, I would still be sitting on it.
That was the Tupac Biggie moment.
That's why I fucked your bitch.
And they were just a picture in the club like.
I got a hypothetical for you, though.
This was a real situation that I lived through, and I felt really bad about it because I never thought I would be the type of person to have this kind of storyline, but this is what happened.
So I was living in New York.
I had all these different BMX homies or whatever.
At one point, I moved to California.
Realistically, I kind of stopped talking to damn near all of them because, you know, all of a sudden I got my own life out there and stuff.
And it's like, this is before Instagram and shit.
So it's not like we're connected like that.
It's not like I'm just watching your story every day, whatever.
So like, you know, two, three years go by
And this fucking girl
Who was the girlfriend
When I was out there of a dude that I was riding with
She hits me up
And I ain't talked to this dude in like three years
And she says
When are you coming to New York?
I always wanted to fuck you.
Oh, lit.
Today.
No, not today.
I am there.
I am boarding a private jet now
To get in your ass.
No.
I was like, oh, actually, that's crazy
Because, you know, I'm coming out there
whenever in like a month or whatever.
I'm gonna be real with you.
I can't remember if I ever fucked her.
Like,
what?
I can't remember.
Like honestly,
it was like,
it's like 10,
12 years ago.
Where did this go?
I can't really remember
if I fucked her
if I just fucked her friend.
But either way.
What?
Either way.
I hope for the story that you did.
The dude that I used to be cool with,
he at some point
gets access to her fucking Facebook or whatever.
And he reads the messages between us.
And he was so mad,
hit me up like,
I'm the biggest snake in the world
because I was even entertaining.
the idea or like I said possibly actually
fucking the girl I can't remember
but
yo I'm like I ain't told you in three years
and she told me that you guys were
fucking broken up fully like not
fucking with each other at all
they weren't broken up I mean
they were together on and off at least enough that he
was hopping on her fucking Facebook and reading
the messages but she told me they were like
really broken up and I'm like
that was three years ago it's like a whole different world
and I'm in California meanwhile
I'm fucking going crazy I'm fucking different girls
every night and shit.
So it's like, to me,
it's regular.
My homies ex-groom three years ago,
I'm assuming that you moved on.
Is he even your homie like that?
I mean, he was.
He was until that.
I mean, he'd DM me and call me a bitch
and all this shit because of that.
But I mean, you fucked his ex-bitch.
I know, but I didn't think he was going to find out.
It's his current bitch, but they were just...
She told me they weren't current,
but then meanwhile,
I think they were just back and forth
abusive relationship type drama shit
where he's still reading her Facebook.
I mean, shit is not right.
You know?
How the fuck you don't get mad at the homie for that?
You should be mad at the girl, right?
Should be mad at the girl.
Beat her up.
Leave me alone.
Culling.
Just kidding.
This thing is moody.
He out there fucking all in bitches.
Did he come back home?
Trying to fuck my bitch.
Damn.
Mad as fuck.
But I felt bad because there was never really a time that I could think.
If you had a girl with any type of seriousness and then you guys break up, it's like, I'm not
going to fuck her unless I feel like you've fully like moved on.
It doesn't matter anymore.
I was like, if I know she's still, well, actually, I fuck with that girl while you were, like, actually kind of dating her, right?
Oh.
I wasn't dating her.
Oh.
Wait.
I know you were mad about that.
I was mad about that, though.
I'm not going to hooch.
I was Michelle bad about that.
This is tight.
No, it's back in the day.
She had to be bad, though, at least.
Honestly, she wasn't that bad.
She was honestly pretty mid.
And you know what?
She's given, she now dates my homie and is giving him the worst headache of his fucking life.
That's what I meant.
See, exactly.
It would be like if I fuck
Granted, I already fucked her whatever, but it would be
like the kind of situation where that dude
The boyfriend, I didn't talk to him in however many years
I still consider myself
Cool and if I saw him I would be happy to see him all this shit
But also
If she hit me up
And I was single and was like
If she gets you have to come on plug talk
You accept him? I don't know if she's on that level
But you know like I would
If she told me like yeah we've been broken up for a couple years
I would just assume yeah you've broken up
So what does it matter? Yeah no I was like
Because in LA, everybody fucks everybody.
Yeah, that's kind of the weird thing.
Yeah, that's kind of the weird thing.
New York is a different vibe.
You're all some wild boys, man.
Y'all got a wild boy.
I'm a, I'm a wild boy.
I mean, I got back, but, you know, I got my get back.
But I'm saying, though, that's tight, though.
We was mixing and matches, juices.
We were just on lives and shit, no lookers.
We created a house phone 22 stew inside the bitch's cervix.
Hey, man, that's cool.
Because it ain't no fun if the homies can't handle.
You know what I'm saying?
We never fucked the bitch together.
How you think I'll be fucking?
watching all these damn patrons just sitting on the couch over there.
Like I need to you bring it back to the old days like, hey, this is my boy house phone.
You want to suck his dick?
You want to fuck him?
Bro, I literally sit there.
The fucking interview would be over there.
Oh yeah, who dick I gotta suck just to be cool?
And I'll be like, oh.
B.
I want to say this so bad, but I don't know if I should.
You shouldn't.
Don't even if you should.
Because I do that all the time.
Whenever I think about not saying something, I just say it.
And then they'd be like, Kiki.
He almost got a cancel.
Should I speak on it?
Squeak on it.
Skeak on it.
Big ski.
Oh, you missed her, Paul.
Big ski.
Oh, shit.
Anytime I click on a girl's profile.
Oh, my gosh.
Here we go.
He's a midnight liker.
That's in my notifications.
Yeah.
Let me hear it.
Let me hear it.
Let me hear it.
Let me hear it.
Like, like, like, I'm saying the spectrum of the, of different.
girls like it's
crazy it's like
girls from fucking different countries
different age ranges
he's trying to get food out
hold oh no no no not like that I'm gonna let I'm gonna explain
because I know y'all not gonna agree because
he's trying to get his dick dirty in another
state another country
this okay this is how I look at it
if you deal him 100 girls
oh hell
no wait so you're trying to say I'm
DM in these holes no no I don't know
so wait you think they ain't attracted to big skis
Wait, no, no, no, no.
That's what I want to, because you had your crowd laughing and this shit?
I want to know.
You think they ain't flocking on your boy?
Six, five, three hundred?
They don't want nothing to do with me.
They don't want nothing to do with me.
I didn't say they ain't want nothing to do with you.
I'm just trying to curveball that.
Like, you know what I mean?
Like, they won't hop on your boy.
He's got something for sale.
If you deem 100 girls,
10 of them will respond.
No, shout out the big scheme, man.
He was cooking you.
Right.
Oh, who I was cooking?
No, Walter was cooking you.
That was about to say.
You thought that was it cooked?
I mean.
I was just sitting there silently keeping my mouth shut
Don't want to get involved
I would slap the fuck out of that nigga
You would really not
Why? Why wouldn't? You wouldn't
Why would it? Because I think you just want to play games with him
You wouldn't get out with what
Why? Why would I not? I don't know you talk about it
He'd be around
You'd be around where I'm at
I don't see I don't have no problem with the nigga
I think the nigga
I think the nigga is just funny
I just think that like it's so obvious
That the stories and shit they'd be telling
or just cap?
You need to work on your ground and pound
because if you're going to fight him
I envision a double leg
take down and you're going to have to work
the body from the top.
Like I just don't think that you're
I don't think your stand-up game
is really on point.
It's cool though.
Tows don't got a little finger.
I'm right here.
No, it's a fair fight.
Ain't nothing fair.
I'm going to have Myron right by the side
with his fucking Glock 9 on his side
and his tactical vest on.
Old ass gun.
They ain't never been used.
You and him
and the fucking two
like ringkeepers of this battle.
I like that idea.
But no, it's not.
It's not a lot of time.
Listen, I'm going to be honest with you.
Their shit is funny, bro.
Like, I'll be watching these shit sometime.
I'm just like, I'm just not
I was never convinced from day one.
That's all I got to say.
Not everybody has to be fans.
Like, you don't got to be a fan.
But I do think that
the whole idea of their show
is unique. It's funny. They got different
bitches on there. You DM a hundred girls.
Ten of them will come to your show.
It's a good marketing.
Or you find some nasty-ass ones, you buy them a BBL, boom, all of a sudden you got a guest for your show.
I don't know if they're a budget.
Oh, that's what I said.
They'd be doing that?
No, but you could build a bear, right?
Bro, I would, bro.
Jada pink eye is like, me, me, me, me.
You got to clear that pink eye up first before anybody's buying any BBOs.
I'm giving her the stink eye because I heard she got pink eye.
I'm going to have to unfollow Gina views on Instagram, man.
What?
A.D. style.
Oh, no, eh, I heard about that, man.
That's crazy.
Hey, exactly.
That day?
Stop.
Yeah.
He is fucking,
hey,
he got the magic.
What did he shouted you out
because of that or just because of the No Jumper show?
Wow,
we got a 5K.
Everybody go follow Gina views.
Everybody go follow House Phone shot E, too.
And leave some comments that are not problematic.
And follow No Jumper Sports while we added there.
You feel what I'm saying?
Huh?
Gina,
just come on the mic.
Just go on your phone and follow a bunch of people.
Genevues.
Gina Vues, everybody.
Follow everybody.
Gina Booze.
But yeah, Gina views is getting unfollow
If she's drunkling, I call it Gina Booze
If she know the weather, we're going to call it
Gina News
If she wear her homie, I'm going to call her Gina dudes
If she rock a Yamika, I'm going to call it Gina Jews.
Damn!
If she go on AD&D. and Dunos
food show, she's going to be Gina Food.
If she started her own website, it would be
Gina Tube.
Hey!
If she makes her own lube company,
she's going to be Gina Lou.
That's what she's not going to do.
Stop the press. Stop the prints.
Stop the press.
Oh, fashions, Lou.
Oh, Lord.
The drizzle.
You got to clip that.
I'm going to be honest with you.
This is going to be on Gina View's Instagram
tomorrow.
You've got to clip that.
Look, I was driving down Melrose the other day.
You're talking shit.
Hit him with the Gina, too.
Oh, shit.
Okay.
Keep going.
I'm driving down Melrose yesterday,
and I see this big-ass billboard of Dreezy,
her new album, whatever.
But just the way her hair was layered, skin, everything.
I'm like, that looked like Gina, like from far.
So I did a little video like, oh, this is Gina views, huh, huh?
And she said that people were literally hitting her up.
Like, congratulations?
Oh, my God.
I'm like, I met Dreezy one time and I fucking got the follow.
DM Derr never got the interview in.
Good.
I think all black people should stay away from you.
She probably put me in the general DM section.
So I'm doing.
and she ain't even seeing it.
That's the person.
That's the business section, if you want to be honest.
The general?
Yeah.
That's the business section.
You're getting personal.
But there's been times in my life where I decided like, okay, if I respond to somebody who's
on like mega fan shit, like somebody who's sent in something or whatever, maybe I'll put
them in that section so that my main section isn't completely flooded.
Well, the reality is that then I forget about doing that for like months and then I'll like
click over the general thing and be like, ah, fuck, here's like 20 people that hit me up that
I didn't notice.
And I feel like an asshole.
See, the thing about that, too, is, like, being nice and replying.
Like, I don't know how, AD repost and, like, tries to respond back to everybody,
which I really commend because I know those same people.
Once you give them that one response, they're fucking sending their music, sending their new
bedazzle hat they made, like, sending whatever.
Has AD ever left anyone on red?
I don't think so.
He interacts with everything.
He gives you, he gets, 80 will give you at least, like, emoji.
I used to be like that
until when?
Before you knew me
Realistically
So when you weren't famous at all
And nobody
Even in the BMX day is though
It was like my inbox on Instagram
Like from day one
Was like 500 people
sending me a BMX video or whatever
It was popping like that
Yeah yeah
So it was like then once the rap shit
Then it really became like
Oh this is out of hand
Because I knew to this
You know to this
But I used to
I know a lot of people who are like that
Where it was like
I respond to every person on Facebook
I just send a heart back
As too much time
bro. I would hire someone to do that for me, perhaps.
Yeah. Well, y'all and the hundreds of thousands.
Y'all in the hundreds. You and the mail. I'll be saying what's up every now and then.
He could be trying to get some bread out of everybody in the fucking inbox.
He's like, no, I don't. I know my own guap.
Hey, son, I'm trying to get a hoagie tonight.
You got 20? You got 20 on the hoagies?
What I will do is run my badges up. Hey, follow two.
What's the bag? You don't know. You go live and they can send you badges. You can get paid like that.
Super chat. I have. I might as well do that.
Why am I not doing that?
I'm enabled for it, but I haven't done it.
I don't think I, I didn't even know that was a thing?
But didn't you say you made like a thousand bucks one month or some shit?
On a, on fucking, I'm like, it was like $1,100 one month.
Off Instagram badges?
I can show you right now on my phone.
Naga, I'm asleep.
I could pay rent off.
I be having motherfuckus.
I be having motherfuckers do crazy shit about live too, so they should be paying to come into the live.
Eating a tortilla chip with poop on it?
A tortilla chip.
You remember when Chad Tepper did that for Trippy Red?
No.
He was on fucking live with, uh, with Trippy Red.
and Trippy Red was like trying to get him
to do something crazy or whatever
because this was like during like
the Toy Lane's fucking booty shaking
lives and everything.
That's when my Instagram live took up to you.
And I don't know where the poop came from.
I don't know if it was just sitting there waiting from
in the toilet or whatever,
but I think he dipped the tortilla chip in it.
It was human poop?
His poop.
It was soft.
I don't really remember that well to be honest.
I was saying like,
I was always very uneasy about putting the clip on Instagram or anything
because I'm like, what are the rules about eating shit?
Can they prove it shit?
It just looks like chocolate.
I mean, like, I'm thinking, like, was the chips strong enough to dip into the shit?
I mean, you know when you go to the grocery store, they got, like,
a hundred different levels of durability of the tortilla chips.
This wasn't no regular toaster.
This shit was thick, organic.
Like the white corn.
It wasn't no regular tostino.
Or it could have been that the shit was that fresh.
It hadn't formed all the way.
It was still soft, and he just did a little scoop.
Why is the tortilla chip the ideal way to eat poop?
Because I remember there was.
a BMX video back in the day and there was this kid
Devon Denham and he fucking
started his video section
off his BMX video section where he did a bunch
of crazy tricks. He started it out
dipping a tortilla chip into
some poop that was inside an orange road
cone and eating the turd.
So that was right? That wasn't
even his shit. White people. White people.
That wasn't even his shit. That was random shit.
I think that was his too. I think he pooped into the fucking orange cone.
You ever, you ever take a shit on the side of the road? Hell yeah.
This shit on the freeway? This shit is great.
We talk about this like, I can't do it again.
But yeah, I mean, like, I don't know.
Like some people just be eating poop, I guess.
But he did it for like Trippy Red's attention.
I mean, at least like, you know what I respect about Fudge Willie?
He'll a raw dog the shit.
Just grab it right out of the toilet with his bare hand.
I know, but you're in your own bathroom.
You can just take a shower right after.
What you call?
Whoever Pepper can't brush his teeth?
Is that what you said in Chad Pepper?
Chad Pepper.
Oh, Tepper.
But that's why I always like give Chad Tepper a hard time because I'm like,
At first, you were trying to be cool with Jake Paul.
You were trying to be part of Team 10.
Then you're eating poop to impress Trippy Red.
And then I just see you and you're just kicking it with fucking Lil Zan
and you're like joining Zanarchy for a few months.
Oh my God.
It's like, bro, like this is just, you've got to find a wave and stick with it.
Because this is this.
Clout, clout surfing, wave, just jumping from dick to dick.
I mean, that's a bad state of affairs, bro.
King Leach.
You eating poop.
Man.
Get some clout?
Poop clout?
Like, that's not even real.
You need poop for clout?
That's not sustainable.
First of all, your employee
fucking ash on his tongue earlier.
He's a sick oh too.
Riley kisses this man.
I hope not too much.
Like willingly.
We don't know that.
I haven't seen it.
I would assume,
but I hope not.
Yeah, you're right.
I haven't seen it either.
I've literally watched this man pour
multiple different forms of liquids
in different shoes and drink it.
Like hair particles and dandrums.
dandruff and like toenail clippings all types of shit it's floating around and it's so you're making me
think making my stomach you're making me think about how much we've missed out on because i bet that in
the early days of no jumper i bet if i was like hey dearie dip this tortilla chip in this turd yeah now
he has he has his own like 10 talks you know he's he has he has his own and bro he got his
own fucking empire now dude whoopang the blunt the first time i was coming up
around. I was like, what the guy? I used to make people do that at shows all the time.
Not make them, but ask them to. I heard you. He has an empire deal.
What do you mean? Like, with the record label?
I don't know. They're getting them. I swear viz feature.
I don't know. Who knows what it'll turn into? Is that a part of the
Empire Bagg's deal? You get a, you get a fucking idea.
I mean, you see how Empire. They got a little gang shit going on.
Shout out to create music group, man. That's who I'm rocking with.
You rock with that?
I've been rocking with you.
They get their boy.
I need to get a CMG chain now.
I am fucking weak.
I'm not going to say what Doff called him on one song, but I can't, I always think of it in my head.
He said CMF.
I'm trying to think what that.
Think about the most offensive F word.
He said that in a song.
I was just like, what are you doing?
He was my favorite, man.
He was the man.
So I got called out.
Where?
So when I did the 1090,
Jake interview. He was talking about his whole issue with Pino. They fought. It is what it is.
But you'll recall that at one point, Pino was cool with this guy Mighty Mouse. And they were
running around L.A. doing God knows what together and going to people's neighborhoods supposedly
and trying to call them out, acting like, you know, oh, where's so and so, whatever. After that, Pino,
Stop being cool with him because
Some shit came out that he had some some shit on his name
It's not for me to speak on I don't give a fuck
It has nothing to do with me I've never spoke about it before. I don't give a shit
That's respectful of you because Pino stopped fucking with him. I'm just not even like educated
I don't even know what the fuck they accused him of I don't see any reason to dig into any deeper
But 109 Jake spoke about him on his show and they on here
I basically said some stuff about him I barely said anything back because you know this is
It's just, it's like, when it comes to all these different internet personalities, it's like a lot of them I choose to just not interact with.
I'm just not going to really talk about you.
I'm not going to make you part of this whole little circus.
It's kind of like you have to rise to a certain level, usually me interviewing you or whatever.
Then I started like kind of talking about you and stuff.
I never got to that level with the Mighty Mouse guy.
What does he do like on YouTube?
He fights and he sets up fights.
Okay.
So he's a big old like steroid head, red.
red veins sticking out of his fucking dome bowling ball looking ass and uh that's just all
thing is he like sets up fights between people i don't know if he doesn't anymore he said he lives
in Vegas i thought he lived in florida but uh he made a whole made a whole video just calling me out
letting me know that he would whip my ass he was mostly talking the mighty mouse guy yeah all right
acting like everybody's pussy because people want to talk about guns and shit nobody wants to fight
him and i'm just watching this thinking hey number one
I never said shit about you.
So I don't know why the fuck you're bringing me into this.
He just mad because Jake was on him.
Pino hit me up and said,
A, just so you know this, this and this about what Jake said about me,
but I saw the way that you handled it
and you weren't really getting into it or whatever.
And I respect that.
You know, because when I have somebody talking crazy shit
about somebody on the show, a lot of times I find myself sort of sitting there
and it's like, I don't want to laugh.
I don't want to jump out the window and be all fucking, you know,
ah, you're right.
He's guilty.
He did this.
I don't give a fuck.
And especially, like I said,
when it's somebody that I don't even fucking talk about in the first place,
like Mighty Mouse do it.
It's like, I'm going to let Jake say what he wanted to say about him,
but I'm not really hopping in on it.
I might have giggled a little bit too much for Mighty Mouse.
I don't fucking know.
Who cares?
But either way, it's like, why does he just think that he gets to turn this into a fight thing?
Where it's like everybody wants to hear you talk about how tough you are.
It's like nobody gives a fuck how tough you are.
You fucking weirdo?
And you can't fight a bullet anyway.
And then.
And then, like, you got to think, too, Adam, he's a fighter.
You're, like, BMX podcaster.
Not a fighter.
Exactly.
So I don't know, understand why people would be thinking you about to be.
Oh, brar.
Bring your ass up here.
I'm going to knock your ass out.
Bro, where you at?
What the fuck are y'all thinking, bro?
You really think that I got to the point where I'm at now where I have a bunch of people, like, literally dozens of people.
And that's not even to include my kid and my girl, but, like, dozens of people who earn enough money from their job to fucking live and to, like, how.
a whole thing going on.
It's a very reason.
I'm not trying to chew my own horn at all.
Because they all contribute to this brand
and do a lot to fucking add value to the brand.
It's not like I'm just fucking giving out charity to people
or anything like that.
But why would you think that I would get to this point in my life
and then go and fight somebody
who clearly has next to nothing to live for?
You know?
His whole thing would be to try to fucking rip your head off
because what the fuck does?
Like, why would I?
Like, I don't put myself out there as a fighter.
If I was, I would probably fight some people
that were less swollen
and red it.
We ingorges as you.
And why are you talking about people being
pussies when you are literally
injecting testosterone into your ass
for years and years and years.
Your testicles are never going to work
the same way again.
I've dipped and dabbled.
I've stuck a little bit of testosterone
into my ass before and I understand why
he likes it so much that he keeps doing it
and then he likes being fucking ballooned up
like a motherfucker.
Jada Pinka, stop it.
But I'm just saying, you've been spending thousands of dollars your whole life copping
synthetic horse testosterone, putting your own ball sack in danger.
And then you're going to say, I'm a pussy because I'm just going to shoot you and not fight you.
I mean, this doesn't really add up to me.
Like, I've chosen my path.
I'm not going to fight you, especially when you've been digging needles into your ass,
blowing yourself up.
Who knows what?
Human growth hormone.
Whatever the fuck other shit you're on, bro.
It's like, and why?
That's the whole thing about, I can understand somebody
injecting that much steroids when you're a wrestler
or a MMA fighter or a boxer or you're a fucking model
or a bodybuilder.
You're not even fighting nobody.
You're just kicking it around the house.
You're spending all that money on gear
just to kick it around the crib?
That's like a girl getting a BBL to work at Shaw's.
Bro.
It was the grocery store I grew up.
I apologize.
It's dipped into New England mode from second.
It was like Shaw.
I mean, getting that big to do nothing with your
Like you ain't modeling for nobody.
Like you're just like a regular dude.
He's getting slow to come try to fade you.
You get swole to just talk,
just to threaten people on YouTube really when you think about.
And again,
I don't want to get into any of the specifics
with his shit.
I don't care about whatever fuck you got into.
I'm not trying to make this about that.
But you made a whole video
threatened and threatening.
1090J and me.
And at no point
in the video did you try
to deny at all that you were
involved in
Lord knows what
with this young ass girl
that you were accused
of doing the shit with
if I were you
that would be at the forefront
of my mind
is to kind of correct the record
and say well I didn't really do this
or you're taking this out of context
you're saying this this and this whatever
like and I'm not even trying to make it about that
it kind of makes you look guilty though
when you make a whole video
threatening the podcast host
and you don't respond
to the actual claim
that was made about you
I feel like it's kind of on you
to clear that up
in the first place, Mr. Swollen steroid
face. So yeah, I don't know. I mean, I don't
what the fuck this guy's thinking like
but that's all the 10-9J is saying. He's like
he made his content about
what was going on in the world, the news,
the streets, etc.
It's not about him. He doesn't really do videos about himself
anymore. He used to though. And as a result
there's a lot of YouTubers who've kind of
been left by the wayside because they were never
able to evolve past
I was in prison and this
happened. I saw this fight. I saw this fool get
fucked in the ass that shit only gonna last you so long because it's like prison is like the most
interesting thing in the world but it's also the most boring thing in the world because
after once you tell your top five stories you got nothing left right yeah damn you know what i kind
of almost felt like that about even doing this show because i repeat the same stories all the time
so i'm like honestly if anything ever no i'm not gonna say that's what it's just have me here to
just sort of tether you back to reality a little bit let me tap in on the uh mighty mouth stuff right
right quick bro like i'm kiki i don't know if you watch it man i'm security too like let's leave that
shit alone fam like for real for real like my bro is a fucking podcaster bro you claim to be a fighter
okay cool but leave this shit alone this internet shit ain't cool you feel me because somebody could
really end up hurt and that shit ain't cool that's all i wanted to say respectfully respectfully
it's a famous sam i'm gonna give him 33 shots man not even no hell no no no no no no hell not even
that bro because it's gonna be on me
yeah you feel I'm saying
it's gonna be on me so you feel me respectfully
leave that shit alone cuz he's not gonna
leave it alone bro the fact that we're even talking about it
is he's gonna make another 10 minute
video but what was that tweet that we were sending
back and forth in the group chat that was like
dudes will lift all these weights and shoot
up all these steroids just to meet this
40
oh
yeah
all right
but we just don't care about how tough you think you are
like we are not
We're not MMA fighters
If we wanted to be
We would act like it
We would fucking go to the gym and box
And shit
For sure for sure
It's like 20 of us
Cause I know how to do that
I know how to go to the gym
Fuck how many steroids you take
It's a gang of us up here bro
So
You know what I'm saying
That's what I said respectfully
Man let's just need that shit alone
You know what
And you know what
And like that's why I'm like
That's why I'm not
Fennett like have some fake beef
With fucking fresh and fit
Like bro I don't have a problem with them niggas
It's just funny like to make fun of bro
And like, you know, like, I could tell he actually seemed like, you know, like he was actually upset when he was talking to AD.
And I was like, damn, like, you know, like, maybe I shouldn't be antagonizing some nigga I don't even know like that for no reason.
But I, the way that I play around is like, I just think that I'm just funny.
I'm not taking it really serious.
But people really do take shit serious, especially at that level that they at where it's like, you know, like, oh, like.
Especially when you have friends like AD who will instigate the situation and FaceTime.
In the middle of the Twitch stream
to say, how you feel about
he's already spoken about it.
I already talked about how you feel about
household and talking shit about it.
But I don't even be talking shit.
I literally just be just like
trolling them, you know?
I'm just a troll ass nigga.
I troll you too.
I troll big ski.
I troll all the homies, man.
That shit crazy.
At least you all troll him like the way here he does.
I know, bro.
It's like, damn, bro.
And you know what they say?
You got to pay the troll toll
if you want to get into this boy's hole.
what is that from
that shit don't got
troll toll
what the fuck y'all got that
that shit wow bro like how are y'all
can be knowing this
like who's sending that shit to y'all
it's always sunny in Philadelphia
you ever seen that have you ever seen ram ranch
ram ranch
what
ram ram ranch
you write something called ram ranch
yerry pulls it up on live stream
every week
what is it
it's a gay hornside or something
I wish I wish you could play like
I wish you could play like 10 seconds of this
He's gay.
Ram Ranch.
That sound like Dude Ranch.
Dude Ranch sounds like a gay porn.
We was all watching that shit on Nickelodeon.
What?
That shit is bloody, bro.
Hey dude.
Yeah, dude ranch sounds gay.
That shit is hilarious.
Hey, dude.
You know what was the funniest thing?
Ram Ranch.
No, look, I got something even funny.
Remember when they were doing all the gay remixes of all the rap songs?
That was the funniest time of YouTube history.
Like the T. Grizzly, like,
Comeo, yeah.
Like, comeo.
What?
Comeo?
And it was, it was T. Grizzly first day after class.
I would like to think that that dude is still making those songs.
He's been banned 10 times.
And he's got to be making a version for Gene right now.
Bro.
You fucking with Gine?
You got the Gine Energy drink?
Who is that?
Do you have the GNA NFTs?
Who is that?
That's the new 6-9 single, Gene.
Oh, that's the name of it?
I can't even remember how the song goes.
I wish I could sing it for you right now.
It would be so much better.
I didn't listen to it.
I listened to it.
Wait, oh, is that the one where
like his new, like New York
Goons is with him in the video? Yes. It came
out already? Oh, yeah.
I mean, I'm like the biggest
6-9 observer. Yeah, you hate
him though. I don't like him, but I'm watching
the video. I listen to the whole fucking
academics podcast.
Two and a half hours. I'll watch some clips.
I was 12 minutes into it.
I went through such an
array of emotions while watching it.
There were times when I was watching it.
Look! Wow!
Can we pull up another, Mike?
Oh, shit.
Let's keep, let's keep big ski in the business.
I was just thinking there's no way that he's actually making it.
I'm talking.
I'm going to be a TV show.
Sit down.
I was saying, I was reading the comments.
It's a, it's a, it's a, somebody in the chat that Loki character, your mom's a ho.
And your granny's a bitch.
Hell, damn.
What are they saying about you?
He's just dissoning.
Oh.
You fucking with Genet?
You fucking with Gina?
You fucking with Gina?
I'm looking healthy.
guy I like you that good water what's that happy fucking I'm proud of my niggins
happy birthday happy belated birthday why you say you're proud of him when he just missed two shows in
a row because he's looking great if you're gonna miss two shows and he didn't even copy any GNA
NFTs who got in the seat down what you doing do you what's that big pun we got to go up what's that
big pun we got big pun in the building hey what the headphones at look at this is this is how
I'm big browning you today bro what's up man god damn what's up man you got a tan bro
You came back from the Jeskies.
Oh, you do another overseas destination?
No, I didn't go to the Catalina this time.
Oh.
That's overseas.
You got to take a boat there.
You went to the Catalina Wine Mixer?
Exactly.
Catalina Wine Mixer?
Yeah.
I didn't go to the wine mixer, though, but no.
Did you watch the 6 and 9 podcast?
I seen something funny as well.
You didn't watch the whole thing now?
No.
I think I'm the only one that was sick enough to watch the whole thing.
I listened to right now, Wack and Hassan getting into it on Clubhouse.
That was funny.
Wait, right now that's happening?
What was that?
Okay, so there is a million different things I could tell you about in this podcast that was fucking mind-blowing.
But one of the craziest moments has to be the guy Hassan who was like a real street dude, whatever.
Apparently, he was getting raped for years and years and years as a kid.
No, I mean, I'm just saying what he said in the thing.
Oh, okay.
He was getting raped for years and years and years.
I can't really tell if he was getting raped by Africa Bambata, the New York hip-hop legend.
Or if there was somebody else.
That's the day was alluding to.
I couldn't really tell if they were saying that he did it, but somebody, he was saying multiple people were raping him.
It was a really, really incredibly sad story.
But then Wack, let's just say Wack did not have the most sympathetic demeanor in response to this guy talking about this horrible shit that happened to him.
Wack was basically saying, like, why didn't you kill him?
I mean, it was, which, you know, fair point.
But, man.
I watched like a whole, like, documentary about, like, the whole thing, like, that was going on.
A documentary about the Hassan?
Not like a documentary, but like just covering like that whole situation.
But Ack interviewed him and he also has his own YouTube channel, but I haven't seen
any of the shit.
I'm super curious about this dude all of the same.
They were just getting into it heavy.
Heavy.
Yeah.
I'm talking about Wack and Hassan.
They was getting into it.
I can't believe this is the same dude from the African bombada shit.
That podcast is a fucking advertisement for why you need to wear headphones when you're doing
a podcast with multiple people that they are screaming over each other the vast majority of it.
It's fucking really hard to watch at times.
What's crazy is I remember your pops used to play as Africa Bambada.
Like, you need to learn about real hip hop.
Oh, my God.
Fuck, cuz.
General butt naked.
You mind me up, because you mind me up, because.
Africa Bambas might be worse than General But Naked.
Wow.
No, that shit was fucked up.
I watched the Hassan niggins talk about that shit.
I watched other grown-ass niggas talk about that shit.
And, like, he had them all brainwash.
Like, it was, like, just all normal.
Like, it was like a part of the thing, like, you know?
Like, a coat.
bro damn near bro
that shit's crazy
wow but bro the Hassan dude at one point
he starts saying
every family got a pedophile
in it
he's like every every community
got pedophiles living in it
there's a lot
there's a lot of them fool
whack is responding
there's a lot of what are you talking about
like that is not my experience
and I would kind of say the same thing
like I don't know anyone who's ever
yeah but they're
you don't have to know them personally
you know but I would think that at some point
you would kind of hear about it
if this was that wide-spread
He was making it sound like it's like a fucking epidemic in every group of human beings.
It sounded crazy.
In his reality, it is, bro.
And then look, you know how I knew there was a lot of, like, pedophilia shit going on?
A lot of girls that I would, like, talk to in high school and shit, like, they would tell me that they got touched by somebody.
And it was, like, more than usual.
It would be, like, 60% of women.
We start to see that.
I swear to God.
Yeah, bro, this shit's crazy.
I think it might be even higher than that.
Yeah.
I think 80% of the girls that I know.
80?
Bro.
I swear to God.
Like,
like, because you know me, I'm Mr.
I'm Mr.
Homegirls.
I talk to,
I talk about your sexual trauma to me.
I talked to a lot of girls, bro.
He's a creepy uncle.
Fuck you.
No, but like,
that shit's just fucked up
when you really think about it, bro.
For real, for real, for real.
Like, every girl has endured
some type of like weird
sexual interaction.
And some boys,
because that's one thing they were talking about
is that dudes just will never admit to it.
And if it's not that,
it's like they mom,
got with somebody that was a fucking creep like that shit happens a lot you know you know what really
it didn't trip me out to later on in life but in middle school i remember it was girls that
have boyfriends that were like 25 i used to hate you bitch-ass niggas let me tell you something
you're in the ninth grade and you are like a girl and here come this nigger with a fucking
Mustang picking her up like it's cool like how can i compete with this when i got a fucking skateboard
But even in the legal arena, even in this modern legal world where like, you know, the 20-year-old hot chicks are now kicking it out the club with the 50-year-old sugar daddy.
So it's still kind of the same thing, right?
No, it is not.
If you're 20, you're not getting 20-year-old pussy with the baddest bitches unless you really got something to offer.
Unless you're on YouTube.
Unless you lit, yeah, unless you lit already.
It's not easy to get lit.
But that's why you just fuck bum bitches until you become.
Literally.
Let's talk about homeless people more.
Get your practice.
Hey, Josh, can you tell me that?
A, D. I got you a sample
High Roller's hoodie for your motherfucking birthday.
Wow, my God.
Sample.
Look at this.
I'm gonna be honest with you.
It's kind of a small, extra large, so, you know.
I gotta lose weight, man.
That's why I'm in there.
If I need to up it, let me know.
I'm fat as fuck right now.
But it's a zip up, so you don't even got to zip it.
Bro, I'm fat as fuck right now.
I'm on my diet, man.
It's hard rock cafe shit.
High roller.
Quit.
Quit a nigga.
That's your new inspiration.
High Roller.
hotel.
What?
You got this this week.
He's a custard.
He's a definition of a customer.
Who we talking about?
Beast Cud.
Oh, shit.
Beast Cud popped out.
You should have him do it so on with Spider Cud.
Bro, shout to my nigga Spider Cud
because he said he gonna come fuck with us, man.
He said happy birthday to you.
He said, happy birthday.
What do we know what he's like?
He cried in the Vice documentary about him.
There's a Vice documentary about Spider Cud.
He cried.
He's passionate, man.
But that's why I would be worried about how to him on me.
It's hard when you fight Batman all the time.
If he starts crying, talking about some regular shit on here, I might be mad at him.
No.
He ain't coming on your shit.
He's coming at the end of the day.
Yeah, you have to wear the Spider-Man suit.
Yeah, wear your fucking helmet on that shit.
Bro, you, I was almost busting out that motherfucker man.
You want to find out if you fat or not?
You know what I'm saying?
Go try to buy a fucking spandex costume.
Dude, I was like,
I'm in mega-gryind weight loss mode at this point.
And they're going to buy a fucking,
got a fucking ice cream truck here.
I walked right by it.
I'm not doing it today.
I walk right by it, bro.
I'm like, I cannot eat this sugary-ass shit.
I have to say no.
Shut out the other.
Shut out of the buckets.
You got the nachos?
What, nachos?
The bazooki.
I ain't doing it.
A whole day of meal.
You wouldn't know what's crazy about Big Ski?
What?
My whole life, I've never heard him say, I need to lose weight.
He always said, I need to gain.
And he still says that now.
You're not trying to cut up at all?
The size?
Well, yeah, that's the point.
Get up to about 10 miles.
But I've never heard you say it like, damn.
I need to live late.
Hell no, I don't want to be like that.
I see you eating Big Macs in here.
They ain't going to do it.
I go crazy.
Cut it went crazy with the crispy creams at one time.
Then they could have like the seven of them.
You got to get extra cheese on the Big Mac though because it only comes.
Exchees on everything.
Because it only come on one slice of cheese.
You need, you need, you got two.
You got like three buns.
You need more cheese.
You feel me?
I don't go.
What?
Why y'all set it up?
Okay, wait.
I just need to like flex 4 AD real quick.
I have never in my entire life of knowing anybody see this many people shout somebody out on their birthday.
He reposts every single one, too.
I know.
Have you ever left anybody on red?
We were just talking about that before.
No, no, no, no.
You wouldn't know what's crazy?
For my birthday, that is just the people that I follow.
My all request was ridiculous.
Shout out to everybody for the love.
If I didn't get to you, this was not a regular day.
I'm sorry.
Call me out tomorrow and I'm gonna hit you back on Instagram.
I try to get to everybody.
What is your defense for being late?
He was gone for two weeks.
I was filming a TV show.
You knew about that?
What TV show?
With me and...
I told you this already.
I don't know about it.
I can't tell you on camera.
Break the NBA.
Come on.
For some content.
NDA.
Just note, I'm on a television.
It's going to be something dope.
So what was the Catalina wine mixer?
What was it like out there?
Catalina?
Bro, like, this is like all this shit is really like,
it made me a...
realize, man, I gotta drop
some pounds, man.
Really?
Yeah, man.
You know, just walking.
I'm eating.
I'm feeling sluggish.
Then I go to the goddamn jet ski.
I'm just wobbling.
Like, when I'm fucking hitting the throttle on a jet ski,
the jet ski's kind of lifting up,
meaning that I'm on the back.
You're doing a wheelie without even trying?
Yeah, man.
That shit was bad, man.
I mean, I'm hitting waves, bro.
And when I'm coming down, it's like,
good-d-d-do-do-do-do-do.
Like, bro, like, I could have.
kill like 10 dolphins or something, man.
Like, I was free willy out there, man.
Bro, we got to get money to get shit, man.
Fuck it.
I heard you've seen some whales, though.
I seen some whales and some dolphins.
That's fire.
I would be scared, but I can't swim that good.
But you want to know, like, the funny thing about this?
Yeah, I had that.
But it wouldn't even get zip.
It wouldn't even connect all the way.
I only could get one on.
It was the biggest one they had.
What is this shirt?
We're just looking at the show.
Oh, actually, yeah, thanks a lot, Adam, for the problem.
Come on, your custard.
This is the, at the end of the day,
T's that will be available at the live show May 2nd.
With the vintage wash.
Yeah, T-Rail designed this shit.
That's why his ass is in the middle.
He made it so bigger than everybody else.
Damn.
I'm fucking...
These is our baby pictures and shit.
That's fine.
What do you think about T-Row...
That's crazy because you guys would have shot at each other if this was in real life.
But what do you think about T-Rill at the Easter Egg Hunt?
The nigg just threw eggs down.
I like it.
He had the laziest eggs spreading style.
He can't.
He's from the hood, man.
He can't take the hood out of him.
I love it.
He was just like, fuck it.
Wait, I forgot how that game would go.
Is it who gets the most eggs?
The golden egg.
I mean, you got little kids playing.
And so it's like, yeah, you get candy.
You wouldn't know what was crazy.
And I had this argument, right, with my girl and her friends, they was like, did you get
your kids an Easter basket?
I said, I didn't get Easter baskets like that when I was growing up.
Yeah.
And then they was like, they were like, everybody gets Easter baskets.
I said, no.
I called my...
That's what I was saying.
Really?
And I didn't, I didn't try to like, I didn't, you know,
they, you know, I didn't want to say, like, black people don't get Easter baskets.
Did you get an Easter basket as a kid?
They always said that I'm making some shit black and white.
Yeah, but I was like, damn, nigga, I didn't get no Easter baskets like that.
I don't think I ever.
You've always got Easter baskets.
Every years.
My parents didn't.
For the girls.
My mom would mail me an Easter basket until probably like early 20s, mid-20s.
But what did you get in there?
Because the home girl said she got AirPods in hers.
I was like, why didn't I get it?
rich shit. They all some others.
I feel like I got robbed in my childhood.
Josh, did you get Easter eggs?
Or did you get Easter baskets?
Yeah.
Yeah, but I feel like
But I felt like Easter baskets was like such a thing
that it kind of like transcended.
It's like Christmas, like a lot of kids fuck with Santa,
even if you're not really like all that Christian.
I felt like everybody fuck with this goddamn bunny even if you aren't really.
I know some people that the only time they go to church is on Easter.
Yeah.
Yeah, that is a really big thing.
Honestly, they fake.
As a key, I was Jewish.
Did you ever use to go to church?
I got confirmed.
That's why he hates it.
That's why he hates it so much.
Or you like...
Were you in the Catholic church or the Christian church?
Christian.
Okay, I was saying.
Non-denominational.
It would explain a lot.
If I was Catholic?
Pluthton.com.
Oh, you think I was a victim of sexual abuse?
Pastor Williams.
The mask is ripped back.
Oh, fuck.
That was crazy.
Wait, listen, y'all didn't let me finish.
Nobody diddled me for the record.
Y'all didn't let me finish flaking.
I never got a dittal.
Y'all didn't let me finish flexing for AD, bro.
He's flexing.
This nigger got multiple Louis Vuitton gifts from different people.
This girl got him a whole set of Louis Vuitton stuff.
And the homies got him a fucking Louis Vuitton double.
I got two Louis Deffles.
You got two.
Yeah, I was like, I thought I was tripping.
I was like, I got a blue and a black.
Bro.
But doesn't this make you question shit?
Because, like, I'm the type of person where I don't buy my fucking friends
to birthday.
Do you do this?
Yes, why?
I don't do this.
We're your only fucking friends.
And you're just like, shit.
And I know for your birthdays, I pay them enough anyway.
Podcast niggers.
How many times you brought each other a birthday present?
Fucking never.
But let me tell you.
No, no, but let me tell you something.
I never did it.
No, no.
I know what type of nigga Vail is.
If Vail was up right now a million dollars, he would get you a nice-ass present.
Bro.
Bro, Vell and his homie.
Vell probably up a meal.
Bro.
Bell and his homie was for to fly me to Vegas.
Pause.
Like, on the, they was going to fuck you.
They were going to chain you up and whip you like he was doing it.
He was in a sex dungeon.
Hey, no, Kurt told me he got chained up.
Yes, he got whipped.
Was it worth it?
Wait, huh?
That's what she was still got a boner.
That's what she was invited me to.
Eddie said he was doing that shit.
I was like, bro.
I'm not a gangster.
I'm a respectable man.
Oh, my God.
You see that?
That one?
I'm the only one
No, I've seen that.
You see that clip?
He says,
We don't even fuck with rats.
This is the only rat we fuck fucking out.
That part is the best part.
He's basically admitting
that he's only fucking with six nine
for the money and the opportunity.
No, the fucking
the dude who's like a gang member
or whatever.
But he's like too fucking dense
to realize that he's like totally
saying the quiet part out loud
fucking is crazy.
I think six nine is like you're a joker.
He's funny.
You're like Batman.
It's like,
Y'all just, you just can't stop talking about it.
I'm in the Brian Pumper category now where it's just like,
he's definitely in there.
I'm just observing this weird career art.
Brian Pumper, 6.9, they're like right there.
They're both like, you can just observe it.
Him?
Yeah.
Brian Pumper, 69, same, some such shit.
I like to observe.
I like observing a prolonged fall from grace.
Porn is above everything.
I observe the prolonged fall from grace.
And I like to watch it all the way down to the last fucking.
speck of whatever.
But you want to know when you're going to get even better,
when you don't even care.
Yeah, exactly.
No, because you gotta keep watching.
I feel like he don't give a fuck for real.
Like, I got into my girl about that when I went to the Fusi event.
My girl's like, you're just at this event because you knew it was going to be a disaster.
And I'm like, yeah.
So you don't fuck with a foozy?
Wasn't he on here?
No, but he did an event.
And I like, I went.
I went because I knew it was going to be a fucking disaster.
And you wanted to film it, though.
I wanted to make content about what a disaster it was.
But my girl, like, so you was playing on a nigga downfall.
I just knew it was going to be a disaster, so I wanted to go.
And my girl, like, she didn't get it.
And I'm like, no, I like to watch some shit go wrong.
If you knew Fuzzi, you, anybody knew.
So why invite the nigga on here if you're going to just want to see the nigga go down?
I didn't want to see it happen.
I was just watching it happen.
It's like you don't have to want it to happen to be interested in watching it happen.
To know that it's about to happen.
Hey, baby, get dressed.
We're about to go see this nigga show.
I don't want to see you.
Craying explode.
Hey, baby, you want to laugh.
He's about the bomb so bad.
denied.
Boo this man.
That's fucked up.
I was really convinced that Drake was coming to his shit.
He was like, like he told this whole story.
Like, I was here when he told the shit.
Yeah.
Oh, and he summarized it.
Yeah.
But no.
I met Drake outside the club and his security.
It looked at me in the eye.
And he told me to come over.
He said he felt like it was a divine moment.
That's such self-restraint that Drake has never responded to that.
How was that?
When I met Drake, I should have said that.
Yo, so you still do that show with Fusi?
You're on the fire, man
What the fuck?
I forgot you're a close person
to homies.
Hey, dude, this is like a...
I know.
It says...
It's what matter.
I'm growing to it.
Man, I'm calling Hard Rock Cafe right now.
Huh?
I'm calling Hard Rock Cafe.
Call him.
Who was that on your shirt?
Is that Doja Cat?
That's a white woman.
What the fuck are you talking about?
I mean, Doja Cat is basically a white woman.
Man, he sees no color.
It's bigger than black and white.
Speaking of Doja Cat,
I don't know if y'all saw
the Mexican pizza
It's a very loved
Why is everybody posting this fucking bullshit
Taco Bell?
Nick that's the best Taco Bill
That's the best item
She's getting paid to talk about it
And everybody's just falling for it
And talking about it too
No no no no
That's the best name
Taco
I'm like Flocko
What the fuck are you doing?
That is a great thing to talk about
It's not it's paid product place
No no I don't think he's paid
It's like talking about the McRib
every year
Wait hold on
No it's not the McRib
Let me say this
Mexican pizza is hidden
I never had it
I never heard about it
until this fucking go round
Listen
You didn't know a Mexican
So you met Duno
No I don't know some Mexicans
I fucked hell of Mexicans
No listen
Fat ones
Like Duno
What do
Yo show us the Easter pole
What's our percentage is that
First of all
Nigna is in a fucking gym
He's like well day 23
He's trying very hard
You're looking kind of sexy
And that's why I'm going to...
His face looking slim.
It hurts me that he's not going to be thick no more,
but I could see him having a Jenny 6-9 body at some point in the near future.
Yo, wow.
Let's look at the pulse.
60%...
60% got Easter baskets.
Boom!
60?
I mean, that's still...
Normalized Easter baskets.
40% is still like...
It's still significant.
Listen, I don't think that was paid promo at all.
Keep the chat up there.
I want to see what they want us to talk about just because I'm looking for topics at this point.
I know something to talk about.
What?
Can you admit
You didn't think the fucking food shit
Was a great idea
When did I ever say that?
You told me that when I first bought it to you
Joss is even shaking his head
He knows that's cap
Yes, no, no no
I never did it
I asked him, I said hey I want to do some food shit
This nigga
He's specifically said
Shut up, shut the fuck up
So much of that food show
Is the way it is because of my advice
Because I was-
Fuck no, we didn't take none of your advice
Shut the fuck up
You might not because you're not involved in the editing
We did not say none of that
Noges how much input did I have in that
I was 100% behind it the whole time.
You always play the fucking victim.
You see how he loves to just play the victim?
No.
He makes up there it is so he can play a fake victim.
He makes up opportunities to be a victim that don't even exist.
He forget.
I asked him, I said, I'm not a gangster.
I'm a grown man.
Hey, this nigga told me.
Fucking custard.
He said, food.
I said, I want to do some food shit.
He said, man, there's too many food channels.
It's just food.
And I was like, so.
We made the decision to focus on the personality and the owners of the fucking food establishments
because we figured that that was where we could provide.
It was a team effort, but I didn't know he had input.
I was involved.
Because I was like this.
They didn't tell me that.
I showed up at the fucking bagel truck.
That's episode three.
That's 10 in the morning.
That's after the first episode came out.
I had to wait over an hour for a fucking bagel.
You don't wait an hour?
I didn't eat my morning eggs.
Hey, I ain't going to lie.
That bagel was.
That's probably good as fuck.
Shout the Yeasty.
Okay, the next time you'll do something
in a day time, can I come?
It was like 10 o'clock in the morning.
That's way too early.
That's not early, bro.
You've got to get your life together.
You can't get us 10.
No, it's not that I can't get up at 10.
Like, bro, I was posted up on Melrose Place.
I live.
I've never really even been over there before.
I live by LAX, bro.
For me to get from LACS to Burbank
at 8, 9 in the morning,
it's going to take me hell of time.
Look at this comment.
Food show was a low-budget buzzfeed ripoff.
Boboom!
Boom!
That's what he said.
It did better than 60, 70% of the content on this page.
Boom, boom!
You get on 69.
Talk your shit.
Hey, hey, no, about some real shit, though?
I really want to go to like Cougar burger with you.
Yes, listen, Ski.
Me Ski talked about this all the time.
We go, we didn't do it the right way with Adam.
I want to really go to Hash Brown Town.
And get Hashbrown.
And really do some shit.
I want to do one where we fucking work out at like an iconic L.A.
This is not a good episode.
We eat afterwards.
So we like.
work up a that way Juno won't have to feel bad about stuff in his faces if he just
burn some calories beforehand I got to slow down I don't want to eat shit yeah you're
like the kettle black I'm looking all right you want me to get on the shirt off
no no no no no no no no I think to become number one in the hot body show now push it
that's a damn look I think you got an Easter basket look the good way to do it though
the good way to do it since y'all on your health journey is y'all
Y'all, get a bunch of shots
that of making the food and shit like that.
You try a little bite, but you don't got to eat the whole thing.
No, I'm eating it.
That's what they were doing.
They were taking one bite of the fucking, the bagels,
and then I was swooping in and eating the whole fucking rest of it.
I swear I might have two whole big ass bagels with meat, no, kind of shit on it.
I ain't on a lot.
No, no, no.
Like, that was the first time I had, what's called?
A locks.
Oh, yeah, those shit's are a bomb.
You didn't like the locks, though, huh?
No, no, what was the other one, though?
That they had the fucking pastrami in there.
What was that?
The Rubin style.
My nigger that shit.
They had a Ruben breakfast.
Yeasty Boys truck.
If you live in L.A., hit the Yeasty Boys website or Instagram
and figure out where you can go get some Yeasty Boys.
They got one on Melrose Place.
They got one in Studio City.
They've been lit, though.
Y'all know that, right?
And I got tapped in with them because my dad was playing golf with someone who works for them.
And they started talking about No Jumba.
They're like, oh, no jumbes should fuck with our bagel truck, yada, and that's all I'm out.
And you gave it.
She was fine.
Until A.D. came and saved the day.
No, I've had it like a hundred times.
No, he was going to go anyway.
That was already put in place.
I've had it meant to us.
Yeah, they was cool.
I just never went in the Melrose Place location.
Who was that dude that popped up on you, though, out the truck.
Like, hey, I'm 32, man, he had the camera and shit.
Oh, the guy from the Hollywood Fix.
It was like a paparazzi thing.
Oh, wow.
You know what he looked like?
He ran up on me mad times, but he comes up to me.
First question.
So what about them Island boys?
I'm like, this dude really just be saying anything.
Like, he'll just fucking say the first thing he could think of.
Wait, speaking of food, we got Tugga coming next Thursday to cater.
disconnected so make sure y'all come pull up afterward holoswagon gonna slide on you he's
personally tapped in first of all tuck out is my bro he'd be hit me up too he shows me his food good
bro he goes crazy we used to do blunts and burgers back in the day where he would literally cook burgers
while we're on live stream we should do that again smack and yeah but but he asked me he was like
what's up with the bread though I gotta take a day I work and and I got to buy the stuff so much of
you're opening or breaking it like because you're not
paying most of the people who pull no but like
it's a homeby we never paid
firebird right are they firebird comes
here no I got to say no I got to wait
but they missed one week right
yeah you got to take a break
but fire bird
I'm so
I've been actually on my fucking
and exercise shit and diet shit and it's
fucking I feel like I've been doing
interviews all day just running on fumes
because I'm eating so little it feels weird
I haven't eaten all day
well when I was
filming, they was like, did you guys want any food?
And I was just like, thank you.
Wait, film where?
I'll tell you that.
Blunts and burgers.
They wish we kept going with that.
I mean, we could do.
Wait, that was a show?
I think we only did like two or three episodes.
So y'all had a food show and y'all stop it.
It was a podcast where we had the dude post up and like make burgers like right there.
Like you could hear psss into the fucking bike.
It was kind of annoying.
Grease popping on your face and shit.
It was really good.
It was like, no, it was such a classics.
The best burgers I ever had in my life.
Hey, you know, at least they didn't fucking pull the power out like the people
did on Wednesday.
Bro, those fucking,
what's the burger truck
that left the fucking,
they left a big bag
of rotting meat
out there belly boys.
The belly boys
left a fucking bag of rotten meat
and there are flies
all over the fucking place.
Put us in the corner
so that they can see these thumbnails.
That's why the flies
was over there?
Wait,
they left like some ground beef
in the cut.
Look at this thumbnail.
Look at Tug God.
That's actually.
And then that's that
fucking Morgan girl
who blocked me
because I said I didn't want
to interview her even though
she just book shows
or some shit.
She blocked the Morgan.
She blocked her.
me because I said I didn't want to interview her.
Bro, you look different.
I had a shorter hair.
I had less hair follicles.
Was that before the transplant?
That was after one.
Whoa, you have one back then?
He said he had two.
He said he had two.
No, I know, but I didn't know you had it back then.
Who's in the other one?
Oh, that's me covering my face.
That's why I was lesbos.
That's my nigga.
That's my nigga who now,
Orca now has his own restaurant downtown
LA.
That's crazy.
Lesfides.
And then look at Roast me.
And look, this is why,
this is why it's fucked up to do interviews with
black dudes and then use a fucking
I don't know, look, and use an iPhone.
Look at house phone.
Man, we're looking at that shit.
Look how you can't see house phone at all.
Yeah, you can't see it at all.
Come on.
Oh, that's house phone.
Yo, you want to see a worst one?
Type in Tachstone interview.
This is why all I see is the cam girl
versus how phone show.
Look at how bad this thumbnail is.
Call it.
Look at that show.
A.k.k.a.
How did I think that was okay?
How did I not catch that?
Go back.
Holy my God.
That one is terrible.
Bro, who is this?
You know what it looked like?
Every comment, it's like, this is an unplayable character or some shit.
It looked like, you know, when they're interviewing somebody and they don't want to let their identity be shown, this?
And they just have a black figure in the back.
What the, bro.
Bro, free my boy, tax.
I love you, tax.
But I did you dirty with that thumbnail, and I did not realize when I was doing.
All I see is beloved no jumper on there.
Oh.
Wow.
Yeah, y'all iced them.
Bro, I knew I was black, but seeing that, that made me feel cool, bro.
You're not even that black.
Ain't nothing wrong of being black.
Not at all.
Yeah, but you got to take a little extra care when you're taking the thumbnail for, though.
I don't know what the fuck.
Man, y'all could have fixed the contrast or something?
It was a one-man show back then.
I didn't know anything.
That thing had an iPhone in a dusty basement.
Wait, did you used to edit everything?
Yeah.
You could have used to flash or something.
I can't see this thing I edited nothing.
It was all one angle.
I still edit my own vlogs.
You barely do that.
It takes like 10 minutes.
I like speed race.
Edit mine, man.
Pause.
I had to pay people.
Yeah, when is your, when's the fucking 80 travel blog dropping?
Bro, I got three now, so I'm just waiting for the Italy shit to be done, Angelo.
Angelo?
This guy in the chat said that Hassan is accusing wack at big you of having a gay sex tape.
I really doubt that he's saying that.
Oh, my God.
Why was, there's no way?
Why would you even read that shit?
That's why the comments don't need to be on.
That's a good point.
We're not going to start your drip check show.
Oh, yeah.
I didn't think that meme on the show.
Oh, oh, we forgot to do our drink tag.
Like, every five seconds on your show.
That's so true.
That was very spot on.
I like the kid of these, so.
They got a cold idea to go, like, shopping and shit.
Yeah, yeah.
That is a good idea.
Yeah, we want to do a show where we...
Take me shopping.
Yeah, exactly.
Buy me drip.
No, you paying for your own drip, but we're taking it here.
Tell me what to buy.
Yeah, exactly.
And we dress you.
We put a fid on.
I need everybody in the chat to get behind the Blasey interview when it drops.
I did two and a half.
hours with Blasey. It was fire.
I felt like we got super deep. It was
motivational shit for the young generation
of up-and-coming Hispanic
Blassey's a goat, man.
Man who wear boots. Blasey's
a young goat, man. Blasey is honestly
one of the most genuine people I fucking know.
Facts. And he is one of the
hardest working people that I know. Facts. And he
fucking deserves every
bit of fucking credit, bro.
That is my niggit, man.
And he'd be on my fucking ass, pause.
Like, niggins. Get your shit together.
I did almost two hours of Wayno today.
Really?
I know, man.
And he said, Laura told me,
he wanted me to come up there.
I know, man, but I was like, I had a film.
He said he wants to meet C-Rod.
Okay.
I like that C-Rol guy.
He's like him.
I like that.
He wants to tap in with C-Rod, so we're going to lie that.
Do you think he got mad about us calling him?
Somebody.
Nah, hang on the man.
Somebody, I'll tell you later,
wants to do an episode with Sharp.
And it was the last person that I thought
would want to do episode with Shark.
I said,
And it's sharp up with like every girl I meet who got a good personality.
No, this is not a girl.
Oh.
This is a guy.
And I called him and I told Sharp, I said, hey, he's a fan.
First thing Sharp said was, you turned down my interview.
He was like, way sharp.
He was like, wait, way, way.
I said that shit was dope as fuck though.
I don't want to forget my wallet.
Why did you just think about that randomly?
Is this like a promo?
Yeah, you fucking read.
Here with slide wallets.
There you go.
Look, go.
I love this wallet.
You see this wallet?
Man scape.
Oh, go ahead.
Tell me that wallet.
The Manscape wallet.
What's the company he called at him?
You show me that.
I don't even know.
They didn't pay me.
So I ain't saying,
I felt that.
Shout out the OG suicide
for calling me
when I was at the barbershop
and making sure I was on the way
to the motherfucking show today.
He should have Kay Flokty at the barbershop.
He was like,
he said,
House phone.
You don't make it this week.
I'm going to kill you.
Get your bitch ass.
Get your bitch ass on.
You can say that or something.
You can say I'm like Kay flock
at the barbers shop.
That's positive at the barbershop.
You was on his head?
Like a motherfucker.
That's right.
You pulled up in Amiris on him?
Bro.
Damn.
I want to see...
That's really funny.
I want to see suicide and some Amiris.
He's an Amirian assassin 2.0.
First of all, suicide be coming with the crazy drip.
Not Amiris.
You know, he don't need no Miri's, bro.
Fuck a Miriam.
But you don't know how a fly he might look with him.
I don't probably don't even make his eyes.
I can't fit the motherfuckers.
And that's fucked up.
And that's why we're going to sue him.
Niggas.
Niggas, Supreme Gene stop at 30.
And we go suze.
Supreme sweats.
Damn.
Isn't that crazy?
Supreme jeans?
You would think niggas want some baggy skater jeans?
They stop at 36.
But that's the problem.
When you go to buy jeans, people,
they think that everybody still wants super tight jeans.
Because it's so easy to find skinny jeans of like sags and Nordstroms and shit.
And then it's so much harder to find baggy jeans.
And I feel like everybody,
I know who wears like cool clothes or cares about fashion and shit is mostly
wearing bigger clothes now.
Nobody's wearing like skin tight.
jeans no more bro
the people who's still are rocking
tight ass of Mary's with a thousand patches on it are
and then niggas niggas tuck
they like shit into the tongue
and shit like they're all their skinny jeans
you think I'm taking a big hell by rocking
Birkenstocks every day
nah I don't know you think I'm all right
they're like you got a Jesus answer
they're gonna say I'm copying cold
yeah I'm gonna say you definitely
and I'm kind of taking myself out of the drip
conversation if I just wear these every day
but they're so comfortable I'm wearing shoes
when I'm doing interviews all day
this is probably one of your better fits I've seen you
You've seen you with them.
Come on, man.
Hey, watch it.
They can't she shit, but.
No, I know.
See, that's what I was about.
Exactly.
I'm not even looking.
I don't know.
Would you be mad if I farted on you?
Custard.
If you fart on me, I'd be it to beat your ass.
That goes like beyond
homies against her.
That's worse than like a gay freestyle?
No, because like you are never like
let me live that out.
Remember why I for it on you?
You got to get your get back right?
I'm gonna wait a day.
Are you getting it back in blood?
I'm gonna punch him in his fucking face.
But yo, I farted on my homie's face one time,
bear ass and he said he felt the speckles of his face.
That shit is now.
He said he felt little pieces of poop hitting him in the face.
Is that what happened to you?
This was back in the BMX days.
We thought we were a punk rock or some shit,
but he took.
Punk rock is putting your bare ass on your homie's face.
Gina got a new name, Jada Pinka.
How did you retrieve this pink eye?
You got pink eye?
I heard you get it eating boo.
I don't even want to know how she got.
Hey, the homie is sitting mad close to Gina.
Look at crap.
The homie was sitting a mad close.
He scooted away.
That nigga I fit to get itchy very soon.
She said she got 5,000 followers by you unfollowing her.
How?
Because we talked about it or you guys talked about it on here and then everybody went and followed her.
You're welcome.
Come on.
Stop playing.
Hey, listen, speaking of 5,000, my boy.
hit 5,000
concurrent viewers
during his motherfucking
Twitch stream
That's a hell of a birthday
Hey, that was a hell of a birthday present though
For me, that was
That wasn't a birthday present
That was hard work and consistency, my brother
Thank you, my brother.
You for me?
One day I hope the white man
will talk to me like this.
I'm not eating.
I didn't hate on the cooking show.
I'm not hating on the Twitch stream.
You don't read on nothing.
Look at him left hand in it.
What is that?
Hey, T-Rell?
You can't left hand me?
Oh, so he'd go.
Bad podcasting Adam.
That's a callback.
No, no, I have to keep it.
I have to keep it a hundred.
I got to keep it always hunting because I don't want that to be a narrative.
Everything that I didn't put my mind to over here,
I know Jumper Adam and Greenlit the shit.
Even though he canceled my movie reviews, I ain't mad of him for that.
We back with something else.
In the words of Joe Button, you can do anything if you put your mind to it.
Oh, shit.
He said that in the song.
He was talking about a girl giving head, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
So I don't want you to take that too about.
No, but Adam, you all right.
You solid as fuck because I always say, I want to try some.
You're like, go ahead and try it.
If it works, it works.
If it don't, we just take your shit down.
That's cool.
And that's fair.
We are in a time of great growth because we have the fucking new office being renovated right now.
We just signed off to spend over six figures renovating this, building the studios,
soundproof and everything.
So we're going to be in there lit as fuck, crazy furniture.
All in the walls.
It's crazy.
If the ops is coming in.
You won't even know.
Gina could fart in the other room.
You won't even know.
She could contract pink eye in the other room.
you don't even know.
And we got the store.
We're signing the lease this week,
so we're going to be making that move
at some point in the near future.
We need big things.
Big things.
We need Laura to have her own M&M Shrine.
Look at him.
Try to steal my lighter
for your fucking Newport collection.
It didn't like you.
You can't pick me.
Hey,
it did it like it was getting closer and closer.
You can't pick the picker.
Don't ever in your life
reached that close into my radio.
Wow.
You scared I was scared of you?
I was scared as shit.
I was going to put those on,
but I didn't want to get pink eyes.
You're the only person who got a hand job at this table.
I just want to say that.
I mean,
dun-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-dun.
Speaking of Eliza, we...
I know what you about to say.
What?
Speaking of Eliza,
Eliza group chats me, Sharp, and Adam,
and sends a video of her majestically floating through a pool.
And Adam just, Adam just responds, don't care.
And then she called him again.
gay old man.
I mean,
what's the big idea
with that anyway?
It's like,
listen,
Eliza.
No,
I love Eliza so much.
But that was super random.
Why are you trying to make me
look at your body
when you already fucking
flaked on our shoot
that one day and forced me
to pay the filmer
because you're so mad.
He's been mad about it.
He's still mad about it.
Why do you want to fucking throw that
in my face with me?
Look at my butt.
Like,
I don't get the fuck.
Leave your butt alone.
I'm fucking better.
If Adam can't fuck your butt,
he don't care about you.
That's what I'm saying.
Why do you say?
As Sharp,
If Adam can't put you...
Sharp don't want to see that shit.
Yeah.
Oh, Sharp didn't even respond.
Shard didn't even respond.
I looked for show.
I mean, I watched it.
Yeah, I watched it.
I looked at it.
You're like, Lito, turn in your head.
He was in a jacket going crazy.
She didn't give me the pussy.
She said that's what I'm being on there.
He was swimming.
She sent me a video of her with her face straight and buried in this fucking dude's ass and balls.
I've seen that picture.
Very disgusting.
She was consuming his grundle.
If I was going to beat off.
Anything.
I'm gonna be honest with you?
New word, grondel.
You don't fucking grondles?
No.
You never had a grundle?
What the fuck is a grondon?
It's the space between your ball sack and your asshole.
The gooch?
Yeah, the gush.
That's a gooch.
Who says a grondos?
West Coast they call it a gooch.
West Coast.
The west coast.
The West Coast.
Yeah, honestly.
I want to make a shod.
A bundles?
Harry Potter was getting grundles?
What I say?
Grindles and quiddles.
Sound like a bundle deal at the donut shop, cut.
I'm trying to get a blumpkin.
What's you guys doing for 420?
Well,
smoking.
Speaking of 420,
uh-oh.
The Uzimaki is finally here tomorrow.
I need a fucking...
We're going up,
and I'm doing an after party at A.O. fucking D.
Where was the invite?
He's here now?
Okay.
You heard it right here live.
Wow.
Can I be the special guest on that?
Because we're going to pull up.
We're going to pull up the dutch.
Do you want to be a special guest in the day tomorrow?
House phone is here.
We're going to the club.
We're going to the club.
You're doing the drop.
Then you're doing it at the end of the day.
then you're going to the thing.
I'm doing everything.
And I'm still doing Twitch, nigger.
Ooh.
Come on.
I don't stop, nigga.
This nigga is a machine.
Why you bang Twitch on him just now?
And I'm doing Twitch.
And I'm doing Twitch now.
He's a fuck with Jeff Bezos, bitch.
Be my new boss.
You don't think Twitch, all right?
I got Adam 22 and I got Jeff Bezos,
but I'm not an employee.
Hey, wait, wait, wait.
I'm not an employee.
Hold on, wait, wait.
Let me say this about AD's Twitch,
bro.
Because obviously,
don't call me CW.
Wait, look.
Obviously, my nigga pun is around all the time, but I really see pun's personality on the fucking streams.
I'm like, this nigga is fucking hilarious, bro.
And a lot of people don't know that about him because he don't like showing that side.
No, facts.
But he's the voice of reason.
Like, he was actually kind of the reason why Flacco got pressed.
Like, Flacco was talking his way in circles and fucking not making sense.
And then you just hear him from behind.
He's like, well, let me tell you this.
And he would just inject a bunch of reality into it
that Flacco couldn't run away from.
Every time I'm walking in and kicking,
he just sent to 15,000, because I said, wait, what?
He was like, good, you're shorter.
I'm like, whatever.
You know what was the funniest shit?
Y'all was talking about you were sober,
and they were all drunk at the club.
Worst shit ever, man.
That was the funny shit.
That was the worst.
That was the worst I've ever seen pun, like, ever act.
You say he was just tripping on groups.
Groups and niggas.
Like, we didn't have a lot of situations,
but that was top two.
That was one of your funniest stories.
You know what?
Funny as situation we keep talking about
is Rara.
She was at the club
with me,
an AD and Lennon and the Big Chief guys
and shit.
Shout to the guy.
And she goes to AD.
Oh, yeah.
Hey, can you walk me to my car?
Yeah.
Like he's security or stuff shit.
And he's like, bitch, no.
The fuck out of here.
I think you is, bitch.
I was talking about it afterwards.
Who is this girl?
Who is you going to talk that Rau, Rau, Rauw.
She's Scott Brie's best friend.
Oh, exactly.
Now you feel me.
No, no.
Now you feel me.
No, no, no.
But it was different, though, because I took it like.
Poetic A.D.
She sees my brother is a black security man.
She's like, these are Adams like minions.
You're such a big celebrity that you can't walk a young lady to the car and maybe you'll even get some pussy from one day.
My ancestors taught me, do not walk with white women alone.
Did they?
You learned that?
I learned that.
I was surprised you, I was kind of surprised that you were so offended by the notion.
No, it was, it was really, it was just the way.
She was like this, she was just like, can you walk me to my car?
And I would know.
I'm like, bitch, go drink some of our child.
Because we was at Duno's birthday party.
No, we weren't.
We were at the club after that.
Oh, I don't know.
But why did she like, had you even like talk to her at all?
I've never had two.
But she's hot.
So she's thinking that he's just going to.
He's just going to do whatever she says.
You got pretty privileged? Yes, exactly.
Which you think you have.
Speaking of Sky, Bree, we finally...
You apologize?
We squashed our B at the end.
She's coming on the show.
Ooh.
I didn't say I got anything.
Let's just say...
If you did, Adam would already know.
No, for sure.
That's not true.
I'm sure she's fucking all kinds of dudes.
I don't know about...
I'm going to breach your contract if you don't let me know when Monta's dick looks like.
She tells me a lot of different guys she fucks, but I'm sure that there's other guys that I don't
about she would he would send her in as a secret secret agent op to fucking get
retrieve dick pics of me have you ever thought about that like sending your only
fan girls to your only fan minions just to get set them address and shit and I'll
beat off to their nudes oh well I thought that was going to completely go away I thought
we thought we was getting the drop this thing is trying to get some top he's trying to
he tried to see some top oh my god yeah so and
Trying to get her to possibly model some new high roller shit.
That'd be a good look.
And fuck.
That's a plus.
You could fuck.
Bro, probably.
I knew Sky Bree was fucking popping, bro.
I go to AT&T.
She's popping.
To get my fucking, get a new phone.
That's the reason why I went to go to him.
That nigga said, he was like, don't you know Sky Bree?
Are you serious?
I was like, wow.
He was like.
I'm just disappointed.
I was like, I know Adam.
I know everybody.
Yeah.
I said, you seen that the end of the day?
No. Why are my friends? You watch the other shows? None of my friends are good again pussy because none of them
have slept with it besides like one that I can think of. So y'all are like not really trying
hard enough. You need to know the help more. I didn't know that. See you know that. See usually
she's a lot. She's right. See usually at places of work it's the exact opposite Adam like you don't
fuck the she doesn't work here. She definitely works. She's definitely a branch of. She's a part of the no jump
umbrella. She does all kinds of shit that the girls
who work here don't get to do. She comes on
here and she gets naked, she sucks her friend's boobs.
Oh, shit. On
patreon.com slash no jumper.
None of the female employers are working
here do that. But if they did it, you wouldn't care.
Yes, I would. That's been going to make Phil uncomfortable.
He's never seen him anymore.
Phil going to freak out.
Adam's going to sit there.
You cannot have that happen.
So that's what's been going on up here?
You know how they were just calling him out for liking all the girls'
pictures? That was me calling him.
Phil's another one
Who is they
Phil's another one
Speaking of they
You had the fucking clip title
Sex change me
And I was like
Why is everybody
Hitting me up
I was talking about
I'm glad you came out
Let's not talk about
Who fuck that up
Let's not
Let's not talk about
Who fuck that is
My nigga
It said
A D
A D found her brother
It's something
I was like
AD found her brother's dick
Picks
What
Like it was supposed to
A D found
his brother's dick
picks, which he did.
It still. Shut out Al-A-Lante.
It wasn't Alante, man.
He's called him El-Iante.
He's a jeweler.
He was a lot.
He's a jeweler.
He was funny. You're going to get AD in trouble again.
You better stop, bro. They stay in trouble.
Well, I do this time.
He was mad at you about something
you said on the show. Who was?
Your brother?
Oh, yeah.
He's not on this show.
No, for real.
Eliante diamonds.
I can't talk about that one.
He was hot.
You seen it, though?
No.
We ain't going to open that up.
No, no, no, no.
Anybody who's in your life
got to be open to being turned into content.
I know, I know.
You can go turn into a pack
or you can get turning into content.
It is what it is.
He turned to a pack or you turn to a clip.
This is a different...
This is a different situation.
Everybody is not as, like,
fun with being made a joke out of.
That's why you got to toughen them up.
Keep doing it over and over.
Nah.
That's called a...
Skee was just mad at me right now
when I said the Instagram shit,
I was like, damn, my bad, bro.
No, I wouldn't mad at you.
What do you say?
You got an Instagram shirt.
First you said my brother's an Instagram shirt and I got Instagram hats.
Wait, what you mean?
Oh, yeah.
Hey, and that's why the meme was so good because it says 80,
it says house phone talking about 80 Instagram.
We were like, where's the shirt come from?
Just some random people I got on them.
Some people I found off of Instagram.
Well, Blasie made it clear that he doesn't fuck with you dissing on brands that do Instagram ads.
I do Instagram ads.
What the fuck?
We all do.
He said you were talking down on her or talking about Instagram brands.
No, see, like.
Like, what I meant was that, okay, they'll see somebody like my nigga white artillery and they'll just word for word, bar for bar, copy the exact shit that they've seen other people do.
That's what I meant.
I hate that.
That's what I, when I say Instagram brands, those are the type of brands.
He just ripped shit off right away.
Rip shit of like whatever.
It's like cool, you know?
Or like that, you know, like that one brand, they'll make some fake ass piece of jeans or like, you know, just shit like that.
They fucking want to make a fucking beast cut.
merch or something right well we have a good idea in the chat today that might happen with
beast color that was like a better as like a non-podcast entity nobody should do merch
of them because the bear with the metal arms never really took off i mean we nah you know it didn't
really it wasn't but you know that was that really that was kind of like y'all idea or some
shit you said i looked like that was my idea that i volunteered i said you remind me of a bear
i respect you though you remind me of a bear i see that nigs don't give me a t-shirt you're a crib
also kind of remind me of Jacks, the guy from Mortal Kombat with the metal arms.
So I said...
So you collabed all these things together?
But they put a Dowlio bottle in his hand.
This is where...
I know that I'm not that...
I'm not like meant to be the guy coming up with the ideas for the T-shirts because that was...
I thought it was a good idea.
It's going to be like the Ralph Lauren Bear.
That's the worst idea.
But it's a bear.
He's holding a bag with the blammy and a bottle of tequila.
He's got a blue rat.
He's had the blamie in the hand.
And he had the metal arms.
The shirt wasn't fucked up.
It was cool.
I thought it was all right.
It just sounds like a crazy thing, a group of things to
collab.
Hey, let's get the likes up right now.
People are saying, get the likes up.
I support that motion.
Mortal Kombat arms on a Ralph Lauren Bear
with a blue rag and
1944.
And we're in overtime right now for the right.
We're 13 minutes into overtime.
We already did our two hours.
We're in overtime.
Hey, man,
houseball set the bar.
Why, by showing up?
I do three hours.
Every week.
Oh, yeah, on Thursday, which is nice.
But you also, like, don't tell us
when you're not going to come.
So that makes it hard for.
Oh my god
Hey I'm still on live stream
I call you I'm done by
Skybrey
Hellsville
Where are you
Who is that
Are you still alive?
Skybre
That was Balenciaga
She probably just heard you
Talking about her
And so she wants to
That wasn't Sky Bree
That was that was
That was Belisaga girl
I know her
Who's that?
Oh the girl
You brought the Balenciagas for her
You still fucking with that
Maybe
Wow
She's dealt with a lot
Get your bitch back
Maybe
She's been tortured for so long
I got two Balenciagas for you now
I've put the her
He hurt through a lot of shit.
But she was like, baby, I give you the whole high roll line.
I make you rich, bitch.
You know, you should get her to show you love her.
A Gen.
A NFT.
What is that?
Bro, leave six nine alone.
What are you talking about?
You're not going to fuck with the Gena NFT?
I thought you were saying that, too.
Gina does have NFTs.
Is this part with a pink guy?
The Gene.
That's the brand.
And they have an energy drink.
Like Gina's NFT?
They have an energy drink and an NFT.
It's a whole new way.
You know, niggins, man.
Jeanne.
Hey, shout out to big ski for holding it down this whole episode, bro.
Where the fuck is Yuri?
He's right here.
Got the boot, because no jumping horse up in here.
Hey, but you know what?
I'm proud of my brother, man, because he did the news.
You know what I'm saying?
He got no jumping sports going on.
Hey, I'm going to keep a gym with you.
Y'all.
You're killed it on the news, by the way.
My brother is a prime example of just coming here, man.
just being ready for anything, you know what I'm saying,
and making opportunities,
not waiting for somebody to say,
here's this and here's that,
doing shit on his own.
I'm very proud of you,
my brother.
I appreciate it.
Shout out the fucking big skeezer, man.
Geneet, Gene, Gene, don't get called on replay.
Bro, you just, bro, you love that nigga, man.
If you want to interview him, just say so.
Yeah, just link up with him.
I got enough.
I just listen to two and a half hours with this guy.
I don't need any more.
I've had enough.
So you see him, wait a minute, you're in an event right now and 6-9 walks in and you guys cross-passed.
What do you do?
Nothing.
I will assume the combat stance.
And I will wrestle him to his death.
Hey.
He had it, though.
I like it.
Yeah.
You look like you were actually ready a little bit.
You got to put this one up.
There you go.
There you.
No, man.
No.
bro, tuck me.
Yeah, it looked like you trying to hook
to suck and steal.
He's like,
oh, hell, no.
Like, I'm like a
Power Ranger.
You look like a fucking
Power Rangers.
You look like you about to
throw a fireball
or something shit.
Like you tried to over sea,
yeah.
Oh, me.
Shout like cocky.
Speaking of Cocky riders,
I'm on the freeway
in traffic,
nigger, I look up
and I just see a big
ass red sea going by me
going through the traffic.
Is Bill?
And I'm blowing the horn at him.
I'm like,
Bill, I'm yelling out.
But he was literally
going through
traffic so fast I couldn't even get I couldn't even get a picture he was cocky riding
he'd be he really be like doing some shit on the field I've literally ran into
veiling traffic before too so I know he's everywhere well I got
I remember I was like wow what the fuck are you doing?
I sleep at the wheel I see a bell in traffic doing a wheelie and he ate shit
and ended up in the hospital that was the next slide on the story wait catch
bell in traffic hey he just lost his burrito oh he got all the orange chicken deals
in Long Beach.
Tap it.
Because I'm a cocky rider.
That's fire.
And you know I spit fire.
And you know I can't swim.
That's fire.
Oh shit.
Hard.
Young guns.
They plan to respect to my nigga phone name, man.
I like that meme that said that you make fun of Instagram brands.
And then every time when it's time for you to say what it is, it's like, I don't know.
Somebody from Instagram.
That's bad podcast.
And I just said that.
Yeah.
We just had this time five seconds ago.
Whoops.
No.
But.
I be happy.
But I already explained this.
I've been here all day.
I seen that shirt and I reached out to them.
It's not like,
that's not an Instagram brand.
What if it was a copy of a copy
and you reached out to the...
Oh, shit.
Yes, bro.
You're right.
My name's sweater inception.
You're going to pick up an awful lot of burkins tomorrow?
That's fire.
Shout out of duh, man.
He's killing it.
Maybe next year you'll get a burkin.
Maybe.
No, they're for women, right?
I mean, hey, I'll take it.
I mean, shit.
Yeah, that's so expensive.
Why not?
You're a suck.
I'm a motherfucker.
I had a big I had a big guys goy yard get them right I had a big guys goyard duffo that was uh you lost it or you sold it no I lost it off the Zand on New Year's it was hard it was a baby blue Japanese only like exclusive color way I just seen one that was four four bands nigga nigger I thought you was getting the discounts when we was in when you were fucking that was in Italy I don't live there why you don't this is on the way that's an awful lot of it no I got the screen
Oh, the awful lot of Birkins high rollers.
Why is it Birkins?
I don't know.
Because Cuevo said so.
I mean,
would you buy Lina or Birkin?
Hell no.
Not even know.
Yeah, you would.
Yeah, I would have to say, yeah, you would, yeah.
Yes.
Do you know how much they are?
Like 20K.
They started 20K.
That's the basic one.
The basic one starts at 20.
The real one is like 80.
60, yeah.
I mean, I spent more than on a ring,
so I can't act, too.
That's different.
It's a one time.
You spent 100K on a ring?
Hell no.
100.
That's how much the Birkin is.
I'm not spending 100 on a bag.
I don't know.
You probably spent 100 on poker.
What's your limit?
I'm not going to lose 100.
I'll invest.
You don't think you lost 100 on
lose a poker?
No.
I'm up.
I'm not.
I'm saying you don't think you lost,
like, what's the most you've lost at one time?
Five, 10.
That's not that bad.
That's not that bad.
You could lose more than that in Vegas, for sure.
Ain't none.
It ain't nothing, too.
a boss ain't nothing to a boss no the best part is driving home from the casino and just
thinking about he just lost like a person's fucking yearly salary and then hey hey i hate doing that
in Vegas you think about everything that you could have bought that's your that's the worst that's why
i don't gamble because i'm like nigger i'd rather just go you have to eat fucking moldy chili cheese
dogs 20 k like 20 pair of ameres i'll be more i used to go out there that's 20 bodies i used to go
out there and i have a way home fool i like one body one body per pair of ameries and then you retire
You're hanging up in a raft.
Like that?
In your mom's basement.
How did you get back home?
Bro.
True story, bro.
I got my first, like, rap advance, bro.
It was like for 15K.
I just got it.
I was like, I got 15,000.
When you signed a Joe Moses?
What?
Hey, I think I never signed a Joe.
What the fuck?
I know, but I had...
You gave me 15K?
No.
I had 15K, my nigga.
And I went to Vegas and I gambled all that shit.
I felt like the biggest dickhead, bro.
You lost all of it?
The whole 15,000.
You didn't, like.
Like saved, not even like a thousand at the grain.
I didn't buy a video, no, nothing.
You are wild.
But like, you probably went into it with like the mindset of like, okay, I'm going to flip it.
Like, I'm going to make more.
Everybody thinks that when they go to casino.
Well, hey.
Were you up at one point?
Like past the picture?
No, I wasn't up at once.
I saw Lil Wop spend his entire advance on a Gucci fit.
And now he's sucking dick.
Okay, you go over that.
Play that at your fucking coach.
That's very dark humor right there.
Play that in your Coachella intro.
Hey.
Oh, shout out to the Coachella intro.
Shout out to fucking Isaiah Rashad, man.
So basically, Lil Wop came out to perform at Coachella.
Lil Wop was performing at Coachella
and he used a clip of 80 talking about how he was hot
in his intro of music.
How did you feel with me a house phone made the Coachella podcast?
Because I was making fun of him.
I'm glad I didn't get used.
They probably would be canceling me right now.
You are gay activist housephone.
You guys just shout people out like their heroes
because they suck the dick or two.
You saved the gay guy from getting the shit beat
out of him and we gave Isaiah
encouraging words. You guys are like, oh my god
I think it's so heroic that he
suck the dick. He swallowed
every last drip trap. He's my hero.
It's not heroic. It's the same thing as you fucking
jerking a guy off in the alley. I'm not listening to you
shit, you bigot. See?
Look, he's trying to get his woke points.
He thinks he's going to get him a Twitch deal.
The Twitch is going to give him a bigger deal if he starts
sucking off non-binary people.
It's just like, bro, live your life.
I got to do that.
He got him the Coachella intro by being woke.
It pays to be woke.
That's what I'm saying.
You're very close-minded, Adam.
He's going to be protesting the don't say gay bill.
He's going to be walking around town with a sign.
Say gay.
Say gay.
What a guy.
He's like, I don't understand.
It's very sad how close-minded you are.
And I think that you need to be educated.
You told me you beat a guy out of your gang because he was gay, didn't you?
I did not ever say this.
And this is exactly...
That was back when I was an unenlightened idiot.
I'm fucking weak, bro.
Oh, my God.
You're big it.
Did I hit the blunt?
I deleted it, but I tweeted fucking...
Crip Mac ain't the only rapper who got deeped this week.
Why would...
I always that was in the intro.
I respect it, though.
I respect gay people.
I'm just not going to act like their heroes for just...
But that's why people are closeted and they don't want to come out.
Because they're not treated like heroes enough?
No, it's just like...
I don't buy that.
In 2022?
Let that nigga do his thing, bro.
If you're gay and you go to the mall,
the outside of the Gap store
is like all gay flags.
Like, motherfuckers fuck with you.
Like, there's not that many people
that don't like you.
You don't understand.
You don't understand the flight.
I'm just like, man, what's up?
Hey, you're fucking hilarious,
my fuck, man.
I want to tell you of one thing that I watch.
I'm fucking crying.
I have to get this off my chest.
Go ahead.
Do this on my chest.
This is something.
I'll watch this weekend. So it all started when I saw a Vlad clip pop up that I recommended.
And it was Vlad back when he used to interview porn stars. And he was talking.
He doesn't anymore. He doesn't anymore. He was talking to this, well, not many. He has Stormy
Daniels on. She's historically important, though. So I guess that's what he's talking about.
But he's talking to a guy named T.T. Boy. Now, T.T. Boy is a white male porn star who,
I guess a lot of people consider him to basically be the greatest of all time. Not necessarily
because he had the biggest dick, but because
he fucked the most girls.
He said that he's fucked over 10,000
girls and that
he would routinely...
I think he's retired from the industry now, but he would routinely
bust five nuts a day.
Film five different scenes in the course of one day.
He sounds like an Olympic champion.
Glad did an interview with him.
And so then I started watching an interview
that he did with this dude named Dred.
And I recommend this interview to anybody
because Dred is basically considered
the current modern king
of the BBC. He has the biggest dick
in the game. No one gives a fuck about porn
like you do. Why is your
algorithm porn on YouTube? When you watch
this interview, there's another guy
named Lexington Steel who's also
been known for being
one of the goats of having a BBC
right? And he's
talking about kind of like passing
the torch to
like as if having the
biggest dick in the world is like
having like the fucking UFC
heavyweight title. Like it's like slowly being passed down through generations, bro. It will
change the way you think about what male porn stars are doing out there so much. I don't care
what they're doing. I left with such respect for what they're doing out there that I just, I had to
recommend that to anybody out there who wants to see that. Have you ever seen the movie Get Out?
No, I haven't. You need to watch it. Actually, I don't even know anything about it. People are
always talking about it. Because you remind me of like, okay, basically these white people, they want to get into
black people's bodies and they're like, look at that specimen there.
I want to get it.
Oh, I knew.
I shouldn't listen to this.
I should listen.
I sat.
I sat myself up for this one.
Is woke AD going to defend Magdalian?
What do you mean?
The new woke AD are you going to be like, I do not think you should shoot women in the foot?
I don't believe that shit.
Tori's my nigga.
Hey!
There we go.
You're shooting at Rory now too?
You're going to take some shots of him tomorrow?
He's coming for your boy.
I'm asking all the tough questions.
You guys are fuck.
Stay out of it.
Tori Lane.
You want to ask how I feel about something?
Come see my Twitch, and I will tell you it all.
And give him $5.
And ask, what do you think about Rory's shooting shots of Tori Lanes?
That's crazy.
Where's Rory?
You've seen Tori Lanes in the club with fucking Jamal Crawford?
Who's that fucking nigga that owns making a stallion's deal?
Jamal is Carl.
Who's what you said?
Jamal Crawford?
Carl turned to a basketball player.
I was that, girl, Jamal Crawper was doing that.
How he hit him with the.
Jamal, that's fucked up.
I'm high, bro.
I'm sorry.
Did I even hit the blind?
I read a study one time that said
what names are most correlated with being white
and what names are most correlated with being black.
And I think Jamal was number one.
Back in a day, because I don't know what Jamal.
I don't know Jamal.
I don't think Jamal is really popping anymore.
Nah.
That is a hard name, though, right?
You ain't never met a white Jamal.
That's funny, though.
That's true.
I mean, I really thought about that for a second.
That's true.
What would be a, what would be like a,
a normal black name right now?
I would say like maybe Tyrone.
Oh, yeah, that's one.
A normal nigger name?
Tyrone.
I don't know.
You just know he black.
I don't know that.
Jerome.
Jerome, for show.
You know that nigga black.
I feel like.
Uncle Jerome, for sure.
I feel like Jeremy and Jerome is close to each other.
And like, that's a white name, Jeremy.
Like, what about Barthalemew?
That's only white people.
Bart Simpson.
Christofferson.
That's our brother middle name.
Hey, should I start with some of the top 20 whitest boy names?
Go ahead.
I don't know if this is in the right order.
Okay. Jake.
Connor.
Tanner.
True.
Wyatt?
I know a lot of people with these names, so this is definitely right.
I don't know why.
Cody?
I don't know like three white.
Cody?
Oh, I definitely don't know too many black Cody's, right?
Cody Co.
He's white.
Dustin.
Luke, Jack.
Scott.
Jack.
Fuck Scott.
Logan.
Fuck you, Logan.
All right.
Now, oh, wow.
I got it all wrong.
Top 20 blackest boy names
Deshawn
No this is not right
Deandre
Deandre yes
Marquis
I know
We got Marquise
Marquise Marquise
Darnell
Oh my God
Darnele
Darnele
Darnell
Terrell
Tyrell
I can't believe it
Malik
Malique
Malique for show
For show
Trayvon
Trayvon
Tyrone
Tyrone
Tyrone
Tyrone
Willie?
What the fuck?
Buddy?
Willie Johnson.
Willie Beeman.
Willie Beeman.
Dominique.
Demetrius.
Yeah.
Reginald.
Finally, we get to Jamal.
Yeah.
I don't know if mine was outdated or what.
That was the first one, no, no.
Maurice.
Maurice for sure.
Jalen.
Jaylon.
Darius.
Xavier.
Xavier.
Terrence.
Terrence, yeah.
Andre.
Andre, yeah.
And Darrell.
I feel like Andre.
I got an uncle named Andre.
Andre.
I feel like Andre.
Retarded ass diamonds, a calm little Daryl.
No?
I feel like Andre should have been higher up in that list.
I don't even know if this is like the real list.
Yeah, that was.
I don't know what Deshaun.
You do.
But you definitely don't know a white guy named Deshaun.
It's Deshaun, though.
Bro, 100% of guys you know named Deshawn are black, right?
Like, you're not going to find a white Deshaun.
I mean, you might, but.
Or dishon.
Or dish washer.
So what's like, what's like the weirdest white name that you'd like,
we probably wouldn't know about?
I don't fucking know.
I'm not really like a student of white names.
Because I had a-
I mean, it sounds like it.
I had a homie in school,
because, you know, like,
I went to school with, like,
a lot of Nigerians,
and they didn't, like,
one of my homie and like his name.
His name was Olu-Bumi-Jiola.
And he used to say that shit,
he used to sock the wall and shit,
bro.
He used to go crazy.
He used to get mad.
He used to get mad.
He'd say his name and soft the wall?
He would get,
because people made fun of him for that.
What was his name?
No, that ain't funny, man.
You're not part of the woke in this.
Yeah, he's not woke like me
I got brand deals now
Oh, fuck,
God
You got a big of 80s that be
Funny is
Bro, I swear to God
He's like
He's gonna be doing like a brand deal
With justy small and shit
Bro once you got
You're in a gap ass
Bro, once you got
5,000 people
On your fucking live
You can get the gap ass
You gotta be welcoming to everybody
Life is never the same
You gotta be welcome
The Slot Walk?
are you holding up
but I am a sled too
signs
yes I'm a ho too
remember 21
if your girl was like babe
we're going to the slept walk
I made this sign for you
no I like being defiant
if I do it
if I fuck y'all bitches
if I
y'all bitches is stupid
fuck y'all
you should bring
impressive fit to the slot walk
yo
that might be a good content
have them do a speech or something
to do a little seminar
teach them about their own culture
they go pack my
enough for sure.
They're not going to take that shit.
They're going to boo that nigga off the stage.
Yeah.
Boo this man.
I want you on must-up by Twitter so how's how's it going to get his account back?
Bro, I feel like that's the only way I'm going to get it back.
Because of the free speech.
Blasey too.
Why don't just make a new one?
Bro, they keep it.
They keep going to win three.
Blasie said like, hey, shut up, bitch.
Boom.
Deleted forever.
On Twitter?
That's what he said.
I called me.
He said the N-R with a hard R.
I caught the home girl, nigger.
I thought you was talking about veterans.
No, that too.
I was going crazy.
He told me Bay Savage got banned because he said, I'll smoke crack, but I won't serve my country.
Yeah, but you know how old that tweet was?
That's what I know that Twitter started tripping, because he tweeted that in like 2015, 2016.
I was trying to find his Twitter.
He's gone now.
He's probably mailed.
He probably got new one.
You know who's on Instagram now.
Beast's coming.
What did it say for the location?
Disney World.
No, no, no.
It said something else that was even funnier.
Did you see the post I posted about you?
The video?
Well, you're like freestyle.
No, I just said, Adam Custer, we'll be back on the jumpers show.
So what's up?
Are you going to respond to the track?
I didn't hear that many bars for me.
It felt like you were just reading the chat.
Oh, it's coming.
I was on the toilet.
It was small.
I couldn't see what they were saying.
Community clips.
Is the ice cream truck still here?
Hell no, right?
I hit the blunt now.
I'm kind of like.
That would be insane if they were still here.
At least we don't have to worry about the ice cream truck leaving a bag of meat out there.
What did they left?
What did they left?
What did they left for?
It was like, that's where all the flies came.
bro.
He was in here for a while.
They let some ground beef.
My nigga, it was fly heaven in there.
I don't even know if that's true.
Where's the sock gun at?
That's the whole person is wrong.
The sock gun stopped working.
We need a fucking automatic.
Yeah, yeah, he really did.
I ain't seen any flies of the new spots, so hopefully we're good out there.
You know what I got four of us?
Fly proof it.
Balls?
They sent me four of those jail blasters.
We need to bring them to the office and shoot the problems.
We already almost had a fucking employee to leave over the jailblasters.
You don't remember that drama?
Is it because I shot them?
No, it was because fucking Josh went to war with a certain somebody.
And shot somebody in the face?
Wait, wait, took an eye out.
I was about to cry.
Who got hit?
I came here one day and it was intense.
Who got hit?
Who got hit?
It was like the Krip Mac D.P.
It was good.
They got me.
I didn't say nothing.
Energy.
The energy was.
That shit hurt.
Yeah, y'all got some indie A's or something right now.
That shit.
That shit.
It's crazy.
I just don't want to bring up bad memories.
I'll do with her.
I was saying, Vegas T.
Yeah.
It was like that.
It was like that.
It was like that.
No, that's not like that.
It was a thing.
Nothing was like that.
Nothing was like that.
That was game changer for your whole life.
I need you to name your next child, Deshaun.
I'm going to name you.
Armand.
No, bro.
Don't do that.
Parker and Armand.
You go treat that kid.
Hey.
No, but I need another P name for the next kid.
Hey, hey, once I seen your daughter's name.
Pornography.
Prairie.
Hey, once I've seen his daughter's name on the cake, I was like,
I make sense.
You're.
You did that.
You did that.
You did that.
Lighting up
a fucking
non-existent
Roach making
something out of nothing.
That's his
model.
That's his motto
in life.
He makes nothing out of something.
Or you're making
seal noises
that.
Something nice.
You think everything
funny.
Everything is funny.
You want to
know,
we made fun of Trevor
for the same thing.
But you want to know
my kid is doing right now?
No,
because he's a roach
god.
You want to know?
Trevor will smoke
your roach.
No matter who you are.
You have had roaches
in your house growing up?
No,
but I found one
the other day.
Because we call him water books
I think that's a different thing
Adam's house
like haunted
on the fucking Hatch Brown tour
Can I end with this?
I want to fucking shout out my kid
because at this point in her development
You know what she does?
Shout out to Parker hand
She grabs the fucking book
with the count
and she points at him
and goes
Ah
Ah
Ah
Because I taught of that
I say
One
Ah
Ah
Two
And that she on it.
My son started
What?
She said that.
Oh, I'm about to say, bro, you tripping.
Bitch.
Man, that's where I'm-
She got a dirty mouth.
My son starting school tomorrow.
Very excited for it.
Liddy.
Literally.
Tomorrow?
Tomorrow.
You like, finally I got some free time.
Is that actually how it feels?
I don't know how I don't know.
I saw I was here.
Because they're not in school that long to start, right?
Like, your kids only fucking two and a half.
You miss them when they go to school, bro.
I felt that.
Yeah, especially if you with them all the time and shit.
You know, you got a teacher and shit.
They got to watch your child.
You don't know how they're doing.
You feel I'm saying?
They come home one day.
They're a rapper.
The teacher starts telling them about how they're gay and shit.
Like, hey, I got pink hair and I'm fucking, dude.
Stop it, buddy.
I'm walking out of this podcast.
I'm going over to my Twitter.
We're accepting of everyone.
Meet me on my Twitter.
Disconnected.
No.
Hey, where everyone is welcome.
At the end of the day,
No jumper.
Are you going to make it tomorrow?
I'll be here tomorrow.
Promise me.
Where the head of the enormity lives.
Promise me you're going to make at the end of day tomorrow.
Pinky promise.
Then we're going to the trip club after.
You're pulling up tomorrow?
Yeah.
I'm doing 420 stuff.
I'm fucking coming here after that.
You weren't invited.
I'm going to the Birkins store.
Are you really?
It's an awful lot of Birkins.
Oh, they're dropping it tomorrow for real.
That's fine.
Well, you can't show up if you don't have a burkin to buy.
Lennon.
You think Quovo's
going to walk in with a burkin on?
I'm telling you, bro, niggins.
There's definitely got to be a burkin in there.
I was going to say it is.
Maybe on his girl, but it's not
a men's accessory.
No, I'm just saying.
It's probably some crazy, like,
that's an awful lot of cop syrup custom
burkins.
That's probably what's going on.
Now you're learning.
And now he's fucking selling him for
fucking $2,000.
Yeah, for real.
You know Papa Erk tonight?
Me?
Yeah. Maybe.
I mean, Blasie got to lock in
with some designs.
And so last he came up
with a great idea today and I'm so happy.
I'm going to actually be live streaming
right after this at 9 o'clock.
Maybe 9.30.
AD finna fuck his kids' teacher.
Why you gotta read that?
Can you read
bring Beesg's back?
Someone said,
whoa, crap.
Okay, how about Adam, bitch's ass
put me on timeout on my other account?
I'm not putting anyone on timeout.
You see me on a computer?
I've never seen you
putting nobody on time out.
I like doing it,
but I don't have a mouse.
I think it would take away
from the podcast
if I was also banning people.
I'd be doing that shit on Twitch.
I'm like,
that's it,
buddy.
Put you on time out.
It's a more manageable number of people,
but you also have Mons to do it, right?
Yeah.
What's the type of shit they say
and you're like,
all right,
got to get you the fuck out of here.
They'd be drawing like dicks
like that.
Like, don't you like that?
Oh, shit.
I'm like, come on, man.
How much time do that take,
bro?
They'd be leaving all them damn
little spots.
Like, bro,
What the fuck is one?
There's probably one side of me copy and paste the good.
Or like when we freestyle.
I never thought about that till right now.
That's crazy.
So it was like one of my homeboys, they had them freestyle in, but they would say stuff to make
it like, they'll say like, Nick, you know what I'm saying?
And he's rapping it.
And they're like, ha ha, you said the Edward.
There's a thing where they show that there's like a trillion different ways that people
could write the Antwerp, which is why it's so hard to ban.
You were very infactually.
Because they turn different letters into like whatever.
There's like a million different keyboard thing.
So even if you ban the N-word, there's a million fucking ways that they can write it.
So that's why it's like almost impossible to ban people from saying it.
Like you.
But you can ban the users.
They never ban you from saying it.
Unless I'm having a hard day.
Yo.
They're just screaming at the wall.
I got my mighty mouse face on.
I got my mighty mouse face on.
The veins start popping.
on my head. He's gonna beat your ass.
You weren't here for when we went in on him.
Oh, man. We didn't go in on.
We didn't go in on. We just let him know what it was.
I'm so hungry.
We decided that him injecting himself full of steroids
to sit around the house and make YouTube videos
is like a girl getting a BBL and then working at the
fucking craft store. Now that nigga
come here. He wants to write
through some here. Yeah.
That nigga. That nigga
Brat the blame me. That nigga's busting through the door.
Come on over.
Adam said, I'm itching for a body.
Yeah, Adam wants to catch a free body for show.
I'm still hurting because that one fool didn't get gut.
Oh, my God.
I feel like Adam would catch a body and get a tear tattoo under it.
I'd be the Gucci man.
He'll definitely get away.
I feel like you would run somebody over.
I feel like you would be drunk driving and you would run somebody over and get a tear drop tattoo.
It technically counts.
Oh, no, man.
It counts.
Did you get one after bagel?
No.
Yeah, a little dog.
A little dog face.
I need a 15.
A little paw.
A little paw.
He told the bagel spot, he said, hey, I killed a dog-day bagel.
Where we got the East Eve?
The guy's like, that's good.
We are gambol.
The best comment I saw is the person to submit AD is like when your grandpa is excited,
your grandpa with dementia is excited about something.
You're like, I don't understand, but I'm happy that you're happy.
I always cry and laughing when I see that.
Oh, shit.
I need to get out of that, you know, because I do so many fucking different shows on here.
I'll be telling the same stories.
I'll be forgetting, like, okay, this person may not have heard it.
They'd be like, no, we heard it.
Oh, man.
I've told the same stories, like 16 times, bro.
Again.
I'm so sick of saying, I've talked about this before, but I was just saying, because it's like,
I've done so many interviews that it's like, I might have told that story in an interview that got 20K.
And now I'm doing one that gets a million and it's a good story.
So it's like, I'm going to use that as an excuse every time I read tell the story.
I know that the stories change in my head over time.
And I don't want to look like a liar, but it might just change in my fucking brain, you know?
Hey, that's even like now on my Twitch now, I'll tell a story, but like, heard it on with no jumper show.
I was like, fuck.
Okay, bro.
Now, you know what's weird?
Like, one of the last times I ever hung out with like a fan bitch and I'm like about to say something.
You're missing out.
You're single.
Get in there.
It was weird, bro.
Can't single.
Valencia guy.
But, look.
I know somebody was snoring that, bro.
I asked, boy.
I gave him if he was him.
I know.
I can't tell you who it is.
It was a person who wore Adwell shirt.
Yo, relax.
All I'm going to say is he's not in his room.
Stop my nigga.
He's not in his room.
Yeah, that was big.
That was big, dunk-dun vibes.
Drugies.
I made a song about ketamine.
But, you know, I was thinking about it as a boss,
when we're out doing something,
my attitude on drugs is like,
as long as you're not annoying,
then, like, what the fuck business of it is mine?
Like, if you get fucked up on drugs
and you act crazy and make a fool of yourself,
and start a fight, then, all right, we got an issue.
But if you're snoring Adderall, and I don't even know
and I only find out because AT snitches you out on the podcast,
I mean, shit, you did it and you didn't look at the crazy person.
How you did this one of it is?
I just read the chance that Baker will get you tonight, 18.
Yeah, you're going to eat you in your sleep.
For show a show.
Hey, no.
Hey, but that, hey, the person that did that shit, I was very,
it was very shocking to me.
Nigger, I see how this.
Is that an official collab?
Yeah.
When are we gonna see your toes?
Official like a referee with a whistle.
Hashtag free AD's toes.
Bro, get off of that now, man.
You're not into anymore?
What's up, Tess?
I just wanna buy some picks.
Shout to Duno, because he's shouted me off my birthday.
Adam, don't fucking try to get her on the porn conglomerate, all right?
She's a wholesome.
I can't even see her, but yeah, I'm down, sure.
Sorry.
I can't even see her face.
Good.
Hi.
I'm not trying to get you into porn.
Don't listen, ma'am.
He's a sick fuck.
You're the same.
We have to protect all our friends.
I'm a good dad.
You are a dad, actually.
Anytime I see a picture of you on Parker,
I literally am like, oh, my bro.
He's a dad.
Could a lion.
Oh, God.
But sometimes she'd be taking shit so smelly
that I just, oh, man.
I don't know.
I just have to try to block it out because I'm like, you're so cute,
but how the fuck do you eat all those blueberries
last night and now you're just shitting up this black river?
That shit don't bother me.
Like, what your kids?
Like, nah, not, like.
Have you ever dropped the diaper, like, on yourself
as you were, like, throwing it away and
I mean, honestly, when you change diapers,
you always get some shit on your fingers and stuff.
Really?
I know.
Under the fingernails?
What are you talking about?
How many diapers you change?
And you have poop on my hand?
Tokes said, nah.
You don't either.
What?
Tocke don't even have a kid.
He has fucking fish.
He's just dipping his fingers in the poop.
Y'all want me to listen to a nigga that name says fish?
He's got his fingers in the bottom.
He got a daughter.
He got a daughter, but he's probably barely changing diapers.
He's for show not.
He didn't ever do his kid.
I come in his house.
He's drinking.
He's down in his house.
He's like, this is my wife.
This is 50 fish.
This is Jerry.
This is Simon.
I'm like, where are these other people?
And he's like, can I use your bathroom?
I just took a change the diaper and I got shit over my hands.
He also broke my door first try.
What the fuck?
Where's Chuck?
I want a Chuck update.
We need a Chuck interview.
We need ground chuck.
How much wood would a woodchuck,
if a woodchuck could chuck.
They left some ground chucking.
We're flying.
Belly boys.
Belly boys.
I need some food in my belly.
Can we fucking end this?
Yeah, I'm gonna go home and need a protein shake.
Niggin, we're almost three hours at y'all.
Y'all, y'all trying to be disconnected.
What is this fucking disconnected?
But it's actually good, though, because the fans been asking for a longer episode.
Let's just smell your fingers.
You want to see if they smell like baby shit?
I didn't change diapers today.
You just wouldn't see if he smells like baby shit.
I think Bell told me he changed like two diapers in his whole life.
He did it just to get a feel for it and then he was like, no, I'm good.
You ain't with it, Bill?
I mean, but look, you got to think about it.
When your girl's not there, you can't have your baby just running around with shit diapers.
Listen, I'm making my baby mama do everything.
You make the fish change the diapers, don't you tell?
Could just let his baby sit.
Can you please?
I like when I'm changing the diaper and she's.
She's doing the actual work and I just hold
because she fucking trashes around so much.
You got to just hold the legs in place
because otherwise they're going to roll
off the fucking table sometimes.
Dude.
Shit everywhere.
Because they don't understand how delicate this situation is their
ass and their back is covered in poop.
For sure.
And they're like, let me out of here.
What are you doing?
That's what my son do.
They want to roll right out of there.
And sometimes my son will touch it and I got to
grab them.
I'm like, no.
It's crazy.
How much strength you have to use
to hold them in place because they're
trying so hard to get away.
I want you to go on Toke Street.
You're going to see all these fucking fishing talks to.
It's very strange.
To see a video if you change in a diaper so I can find out why you keep getting poop on your hands.
Shut the fuck.
I'm going to do what you do and just repeat this joke forever.
I should have never said this.
I'm fighting fire with fire now.
You got something.
Poop hands.
Free the poop hands.
That's a good one.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
I'm gonna make sure he's gonna say poop hands.
It's gonna be this, but with poop all over the fingers.
10%
Well, he's never- That's a great deal.
He's never letting you-
If I could use your gang hand sign and only get fucking poop,
10% poop finger, that'll make anything some merch.
That's better than base.
Savage guy.
That's exactly why Adam needs to not be in charge of the merch.
Because I put two seasons.
I made a shirt with me making out with Aaron Carter.
That is gay.
We sold like 15.
Which is okay.
Which is even that's kind of crazy.
Yeah.
I'm surprised you to buy one.
You're so woken.
You should become a public teacher,
public school teacher in Dyer and pink.
AD wants everyone to know that he says
gay is okay.
Let the homies be gay in peace.
Gay is okay.
Does it bother you?
What?
Having a huge dick?
No, I'm sure.
You sound a little homophobic there.
You're very homophobic.
Something a little closer.
I'm not pulling with a Glock, duke.
I'm still alive.
You know what I just found out about?
what prairie dog is
what is that? When you got a shit
you suck it back in damn man
or it's called
a turtlehead, turtlehead, yeah,
I got a turtle head, I always say that, but I'm
not actually serious, usually when I say that.
Oh no, I've definitely had to...
I'm exaggerating. I've definitely had to...
You ever gave a turtle head?
What is that?
A turtle.
His name is Michael Angelo.
He really like pizza.
He really liked pizza.
He hung out with a rat.
That's a good one.
We ain't jacking rats.
This is the first rat we jacking.
This the first rat we jacked.
We don't jack rats.
This the first jacking.
The first rat,
how much you think he's paying them?
I don't know,
but they all got some new amearies and some fucking, you know.
Imagine that you take your goons on a shopping spree.
They're not goons or stand-up men.
All I'm waiting for is those fools on say cheese or Cam Capone
talking about how they got like 10 bands to do that interview with him
and now they don't fuck with him
because that's I assume that's like six months away
It's gonna be like when
He probably got him under NDA
No, look, it's gonna be like when Soldier Boy
shot them niggas that shot that nigga that was signed
to him for something and they tried to rob him
We're not and they went into a glad interview after
We respectable men
I'm respectfully hungry
I'm respectfully gonna go get some
Can we go get food before we do this
Can we get food before we do this?
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We might as well go for 10 more minutes now at this one.
Let's do it.
Let's do it.
I got to eat some fucking peanut butter on YouTube.
Fuck you.
You guys gonna talk about some gay porn or some shit.
What, all right.
Let's take 10 minutes.
10 minutes.
10 more minutes.
10 more minutes.
10 more minutes.
10 more minutes.
I've been crucified.
I don't even be up here all day like us, because.
Nick, I used to do that shit.
I'm gonna talk about the gayest shit until they all day.
Used to.
Yeah, you're not talking for eight hours
When we're on stream for eight hours
You're listening to that shit
You smoke like 18 new ports
That's a cat
You probably ran
Have you ever ran through a whole pack
During one of the streams?
Cap, no
Yeah, right
Why are you are higher?
He smokes some of the newports on here
And then he goes out there to smoke more new ports
So we won't know the total number of new ports
I think like the most I've seen you and like
Watch when Mighty Mouse come up here
I'm gonna be smoking
He's gonna slide you a carton in new parts
and you can be like, yeah, yeah, come in, right on up in there.
Come in, you're good.
Oh, you smoke new parts too.
Yeah.
You're good, my gosh.
Oh my God, I mean, get in here.
What do you know, you're fired?
Where's my gun?
Where's my blammy?
Yeah, house phone.
Yeah.
All the jokes, let's get the joke in, girl.
Oh.
Why you do phone like that?
Because.
We've been joking all right, I'm like,
I'm not getting on one,
why do y'all paint this picture of me
as soon as I say something, car?
Three new boards there in this part.
Three.
Versus 18.
But it's not.
I'm lying.
It was only one, I think.
See, look, it was one,
but he thought it could have easily been three.
I'm not a gangster.
I'm a respectable man.
Let's go cut the rug.
They gets poop on his fingers.
Go cut the turd.
And just lets it rock.
I'm a prairie dog.
You don't think I'm going to do three minutes,
three hours?
I'll do three hours.
hours. You could barely
do three minutes. You did what?
Three hours with $10.
I fucking bitch for three hours off a perk.
Yeah, we did three and a half with Blasie.
I did two hours said it were way and no. It ain't nothing to a boss.
I could go full Joe Rogan on them. I can talk for eight hours.
I don't think so.
How about a podcast that every episode's eight hours?
What's the longest Joe Rogan podcast?
That's a good question, but I think probably like five maybe.
That's fucking insane. I'm not going to lie.
I mean, I sat there and watched the whole 1090
Jake interview like.
I think I've done something that hit four.
Maybe.
I watched the whole three-hour interview at one sitting.
10-90 Jake?
Yeah.
Classic.
It was really good.
A million in five days.
I got to see that.
He's the nigga, bro.
But he's not.
I forgot to ask him about saying the end word.
I wanted to ask him about saying that and if he says it anymore.
His chain was busting.
100K.
He said 100K.
That's definitely 100K.
I got no credit for me sending the 1090 Jake in the group chat.
But it's okay.
What are you talking about?
Look.
You think you...
He introduced me to him?
He put me on to him.
I put me on to him on this podcast.
You said,
Who's 2090 Jake when we were talking about him?
That is true.
I don't know.
You might have put me on to him.
I don't remember.
I don't know.
You hear those bars that R.
He put me on David.
Don't break.
No, what he said?
He rhymes C-Mack with C-Mack like 800 times.
Be the nigger like I'm C-Mack.
I'm a C-Mack.
Yeah.
Well, how's that about us?
tap my face like C, man
Because he's driving about me before
I'm gonna get face tass like I'm C, man
Yeah
I lose my teeth like I'm C man
I'm so done
Fuck three hours
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