No Jumper - The No Jumper Show Ep. 146

Episode Date: May 11, 2022

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I can't get through five minutes without cursing. But everybody always does it without thinking about it. Yeah, it's harder than you think. Yeah, no, for real. Like, you got to make sure your vocabulary is extensive enough to be able to not say the F word. Or the N word. Or the N word.

Are we live? Yes, that's really what it's all about is you have to be creative. Yeah, exactly. I can't hear anything. You can't hear anything? Wait, hold on. That's a problem. Just for the record, I have somebody's paperwork on the table.

I'm about to say, like, did you print out your notes? notes and a typewriter? I'm not going to say anything about whose paperwork this is, but let's just say that it's not the first time that they've had their paperwork brought here. I know who it is. It's easy to say, damn. No, I interviewed somebody else who felt

they need to bring his paperwork. Oh, paperwork party? Is it a different case? Yes. Wow. But you want to know the worst part? Oh, my God. It's not a snitching thing.

It's, fuck. I don't want to go. It's domestic. It's something that happened in prison. And it's not really that bad. I'm good on the paperwork. Wake up on a lean coma. Go straight to work.

You're looking skinny. What happened? I just got a smaller hoodie on. It's just because the hoodie zipped up? Yeah. Okay, I just wanted to make sure you weren't withering away and dying. I'm withering to the millions. That's what I'm withering to.

Can you wither to the millions? I'm sliding. Shut out Bill Withers. Bill Wethers, isn't it? Musician. I thought it was Bill Weathers. Speaking of musicians, I would just like to send a quick shout out to our friends over at Fashchanova who sent me these cool blue jeans that I'm wearing.

wearing right now. Feeling pretty fly. I can't lie. I actually like your outfit today. That's because I'm wearing your shirt, which I did not get from Fashion Nova, because if it was from Fashion Nova, they probably would have spelled Harmonious and Yuri correctly. You got to talk to Blasey about that. I'm not the designer.

I'm not going to talk to Blasie. I'm going to talk to Fastenova.com and tell him to shop with me. Anyway, where were we? I stole one of your shirts, too. That's okay. I thought it was cool. No, Blasey made that shirt, I think, the night before the show. He designed it.

And how do you get like a hundred of them made so quickly? Because bro, he's Blassie. We are tapped in. Yeah, but he's tapped in on design. I didn't think he would have like a fucking print shop outside his office. He has a printer in his truck. Who's ready to go? No, he's ready to go.

You got to, bro. Oh, speaking of that, can somebody tell your hire her to grab this hoodie out the, uh... So let's talk about the fact that you chose him to bring your lover with you. See, he, that's what that was dope how you did it. You want to let people know that she came with you today. That's cool that you called her your hiara and not your girlfriend. That's not my girlfriend.

I know because she was just telling me she has a white boyfriend. Me. And they do porn together. Call me how's phone, but when you see me, I'm white. What's that? Kodak, you haven't you seen that? You're not tapped into the culture. Call me Kodak Black, but when you see me, I'm white.

I don't get it, but. Because he's Kodak Black, so when you see him, he's white. Oh. But is he? I'm white. What song is that? It's not a song. It was like.

They made it into a song, though. Yeah, no, it's really funny. I am totally out of the loop. I haven't listened to the future album or the Jack Harlow. You haven't listened to the future album? You're crazy. Did you listen to Jack Harla? I didn't finish you.

I didn't listen to not one single song. We got a very bad pitch of for a review. That was very viral on Twitter today. Is that one song, I could put you in first class. Is that on there? Yes. That song is terrible. I know that from a review.

Hey, Trev. Tell her to grab the high rollers sweater out of the backseat. You got me something. No. Fuck. You gave him one in the fucking food vlog. What's you hating for? Well, why don't I get one?

I want the Hard Rock Cafe parody merch? You want that one? Sure. No, no. Wait till you see this one that's coming. I'm out here wearing bum-ass podcast merch. Wait. Fresh like this.

Yeah, wait. Why would you, we didn't make no-jumper show specific? You know, this looks like that tax stone thumbnail I was complaining about. Who is this? Who do you think it is? And it looked like your gang banging.

You're like, is that Dom Kennedy? Is that Dom Kennedy? You can look at the teeth and see who it is. The teeth? The house phone. It would be, it would be Adam to find.

grammical errors with the shirt yeah right look at this shirt they didn't even name it it's not a grammatical error when they spell harmonious and yurring i didn't know that the yurr you are i why you are i why let me go ahead and let me go ahead get my promo off real quick man we got some uh we got some new uh high rollers oh that's cool as shit wait wait but the unity see the back can i have that one too oh that's different oh look at the no because the fucking thing is peeling off the what is the sample bro oh oh It's a sample, relax.

I want the one peeling off. I want to return it. It's not embroidered on there if it could peel off. It's not embroidered. It's like a huge train. You ironed it on? I mean, we ordered the patches and then put it on. It's a sample, bro.

Just relax. I'm about to hit you with an iron. Yeah, right? Now, that does look cool, though. Superfire, right? You know what's crazy is? I would like to propose that you sponsor me in the poker world. I'll wear your shit to some tournaments.

That actually is a great idea. I feel like maybe it could work. I feel like that's a 10 out of 10 idea. 10. 90 Jake. I'm rocking with Charlie. I'll rock it with me. And for this episode, we're going to be talking about Adam 22 snitching. You're a rat?

AD from no... AD from no jumper. This fucking guy, man. You're still riding that high of that clout? I'm riding high. You're just riding that. You're just loving it. We went to the worst projects in America and AD was talking about Chinamac.

No, they were talking about. They were talking to him about Chinamac. Okay, wait. Also, I don't think Oblox's the worst. Projects America. It was pretty nice. It was pretty nice. Well, all things considered. No, that's because you were welcome. You go anywhere. It's going to be a good experience. Right. Well, if I was a fucking GD and I walked up in O Block, I would not expect as friendly a reception.

So how did this whole trip come about? Well, first, I would like to talk about the live show because I haven't been on the podcast since we did the live show. Really? I know. Huh. So I do want to say, I was just watching the vlog that Trev made that is going to be dropping tomorrow. I believe. Treve. Amazing. It encapsulated that fucking night so good.

Like I was, I was really watching it getting like warm, fuzzy feelings. Like, wow, that was such a sick night. You're on the buss and that? I was honestly hard as a rock.

It was, uh, it was cool just seeing all you guys like outside of this office, I guess. You know? He pointed out that was the first time that all the hosts have been in the same room.

I don't know. Which is weird, but maybe true. Maybe. It's not the biggest office. If everybody was there, it would be kind of odd. And especially if you,

The Christmas vlog. But if you expand no jumber to include all the employees as well, then for sure. And even the Christmas vlog, Blasey wasn't there. Yeah, I don't think Blasey was there. I don't think Sharp was there. AD was barely there. I was there the whole time. They're drunk as fuck.

What the fuck? But yeah, overall, amazing experience. I loved it. 10 out of 10, man. 1090, Jake. What was the probability of you thinking I wasn't going to pull up? Well, Sharp missed the meat and greet. You missed part.

of the meeting greet no i didn't yeah you showed up halfway through no i did not yeah we hadn't started yet well the thing that we got lucky with with the mean greet and i don't know if this is like usually what happens is that a large percentage of the people who paid for the meeting greed didn't show up i know like we sold a hundred meeting greet tickets so they gave us the money either way it was like a good source of everybody getting paid more by being able to upcharge for some of them i would say maybe like 15 people actually came through 15 you're crazy you're crazy 20 and 30 that's not a huge percentage I heard a lot of people complaining that they didn't know that they had to show up early Yeah, some people said that oh okay

Yeah usually people do do meet and greets after the show I was thinking about it like do you think it's better to do it before or after because after after I'm ready to get the fuck out of there Yeah, sitting down doing the same shit you're doing now No, I left I went home I'm just saying like it's not like you're running across the stage you're like I'm so winded No but by the time you get done the podcast don't you feel like like all right you're ready to be done like all right by the time i got done doing the live podcast

it was kind of like an adrenaline dump of like oh all right we just did the sick thing i don't know the venue probably wouldn't have wanted us to hang out and do the mean greet out oh dude dude they were definitely ready for us to get the fuck out so look when we were on the way out um obviously i'm i'm not walking the fastest so everybody keeps stopping me and like asking me for pictures and shit which was a hell of cool but like as we're getting to the end it's like bro they're getting irritated like as fuck with me they're like bro they're like if you're still here in 10 minutes I'm gonna charge you're gonna get fined $150 or something like that they said it's gonna find me personally you out in front no buy 300 yeah facts right we are you out in front or were you still in the venue

I was still in the venue making my way to the door that's pretty reasonable I felt like I was downtown even though I was on Wilshire that was one of the best nights of my entire life really that was great The energy was crazy. She looked like, what? Your entire life? Like, it feels like normally when you go to like a live podcast that, because I've been to a bunch of live podcasts, a lot of times there is like a real cool energy in the air

and stuff, but it wasn't anything like the vibe with our shit. Like, everybody was just having such a good time. I was surprised how many fucking people were smoking in the audience. Oh, I know. I guess you could just get away with that. I didn't know that that was going to be a thing. Like, they said that they sold more alcohol with us than fucking a lot of like drinking oriented podcasts.

that have done other live shows there. So apparently our fans are drunks, which is pretty cool. Remember that guy that was asleep in the front row? He was drunk as fuck. He must have been. Okay, so that makes sense because there was a lot of drunk as fuck people. He was toasted. He was fucking obliterated.

Shout out to the guy whose idea was to raise his hand, like he was going to ask a question, and then just basically like vault onto the stage and rap. Because I did not think about the fact that that was going to happen. But once I saw one person do it, I was like, all right, we probably shouldn't let anybody else do that. Wait, was that the guy that was trying to battle rap Blasey? Yep.

That was the guy. I'm going to be honest. It wasn't hidden. Some kids' dad came on stage to smell Kazumi's feet. Yeah. He seemed pretty drunk. Kazumi, we've been looking for him. Yeah, because Zuby says she wants to fuck him.

Yeah. And then I propose that he lick AD's feet and he wasn't into that. I'd be your ass. Who, AD wasn't into it or he wasn't into it? He wasn't into it. He wasn't into it. Wow. Oh.

So that was exhilarating. AD, you did like fucking three shows, bro. I did all the shows. Back to back to back to back. I couldn't let Sharp go out, you know, by himself. Ah, yeah, I forgot about that. He wasn't, though. He was with Eliza.

Elijah, before the show, she said she wasn't going to do it. So you had to go out there or she wasn't going to go out there? No, what happened was Eliza, when the incident happened, she went in here and she told Sharp, like, I'm not doing the show. Right. And then Sharp was like, what are you talking about? She was like, I'm leaving here. And then she walked out of the room.

So then Sharp, he was like, he was like, damn. I was like, well, bro, if you need somebody to come out there with you, I do this shit with you. He was like, let's do it then. And then at the last minute, she came back. He was like, let's do the trio. And I was like, fuck it, let's go. Let's do the trio. It's pretty crazy because people always ask me, like, is Sharp really like that?

Yeah. And when you think about it, nothing could more prove that he's really like that than his podcast, his live podcast, almost getting ruined before it even happened because he was arguing with the girl off camera. I mean, that's pretty remarkable. Like the fact that the live podcast, the part that he was there to do, was almost like an afterthought because he was down to just argue in the green room. And good old Grand Mason, this is great content. That nigga took out of phone. Cameras are.

No, I filmed Eliza and Gina. I didn't film Sharpen Eliza. The cat fight. Or did I don't remember. You probably did. You probably filmed everything. I thought I was pretty clever by sending it to the meme page instead of posting it myself. Adam sends it to the meme page and then it says in the caption,

sent by anonymous sword Like I was like two people backstage You're so obvious Somebody sitting on the couch Right across from the Oh my God I'm sorry I'm sorry

When you guys came out I thought you weren't ever gonna sit down You guys came out You're just running back and forth But you do knowing fucking T-Rell I was like are they just gonna T-Rill didn't sit down the whole time Really?

T-Rail is sharp Dumb niggas was like standing the old time I didn't see how crazy looking at was until I saw Trevor's vlog that is dropping tomorrow. But the fact T-Rell is dancing so crazy in the

all-orange on stage when he came out. Listen. I was like, what the fuck? Like, this is insane. That was one of his best outfits, I'm not going to lie. That show is hard. Because it was his fucking hood day. So he came. Wait, it was? Five deuce. It was May 2nd.

So it's like he couldn't go to the hood party that he was going to go to. So instead he had to rep super hard at the live show. Damn. How do you feel about taking away our friend from his

I think the Hoover's going to be all right? His annual celebrated. The Hoovers will be all right. They can allow

their golden boy to go out and do his thing for an evening, don't you think? Yeah. I mean, he was putting on

for the team. At least they had a hood day. I was supposed to go to one one day and somebody's told me it was canceled. Hey, the motherfuckers,

I got a niggas stealing jail right now, man. Yeah. With all these indictments? and shit happening and I'm staying away. I'm sticking with no jumper.

My hood day is YSL. No, your hood day is the bingo club. Free House Browns of Denny's. In Hashbrown town. No, no, no, no, no. Your hood day is like 9-11 or something. Oh, my God. Just because you white?

I don't know. I bang world trade. Wow. Fuck. That ain't right. Piece of shit. Anyway Did you

Did you Did you recruit any new members For the Adam and Lina porn conglomerate Out of the crowd? Did you see any baddies of the crowd? Six young men I didn't see I didn't see a lot of unidentified baddies in the crowd

Just know I was walking out And this girl was like I love your shoes And I was like oh thanks And then she was like And she was wearing him And I was like Oh

I'm like what's your Instagram And you were like Oh look at me You're like if you wear my shoes You're like you'll let me smack basically i mean yeah i feel like if you support me you'll let me smack it's only right for me to support you with my penis so if a girl comes up to you rocking those oh she i'm in love automatically i miss that that's one thing i miss about the very early days and no jumper

before my relationship had fully set in was when a girl would come up to you like i'm such a fan of your podcast and you'd be like wow that's crazy you're hot we're fuck yeah is that how you used to do it. I mean, it definitely went down that way sometimes. Yeah. I mean, that was just like, right behind you, brother. Because you kind of like work your whole life to get pussy for just not any, for nothing, for just being you.

That's cool. Like, a girl wanted to fuck you before she even met you because she heard you talk to the suicide boys one time. That's cool. Like the homie Kelvin. He got, he's getting pussy off of stone at him just based on being a good looking guy, though. Wait, what happened? We had, uh, the

Kelvin, it was his all Kelvin today. Kazumi and the other girl were in here earlier. And they're just calling out shots. They're like, Kelvin. I want him. Go crazy, my boy. He didn't see what trust. And the way he was doing it, he was just like, I don't know, man.

My schedule won't allow it until. I'm booked until next spring. But he's doing the smart thing. He's acting like a high volume man. And he's not letting on. If you deem a hundred girls. I don't know how much casual dick he's willing to throw out. All right.

I don't want nothing to happen to Walter, man. I'm not going to do that. We lost Kevin. I can't lose. We can't lose Walter. Damn, bro. I have to talk about that at some point. But no, I think he's doing the right thing.

He's keeping the market value of his dick high. If you make it clear, I'm down to fuck anyone, which is basically what I was doing my whole life. That's not a good thing. You don't want the girls to know that your standards of that would love. Bullshit. My little brother, I said, go in there. That nigga said, okay.

Okay. Exactly. Yeah. But that's the first time he ever had a girl on him. It's not true. You don't play to hum me like that. He'd go out more than you, nigga. So what?

Going out, don't even go fucking. Yes, it does. I went out plenty of times without fucking. Yeah, that's a fact, actually. We all have. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. You ever come home just coked up, beating your meat in bed? Whoa.

How many times? Like, how many times you got to rub one out until you really get to that relaxed state? But you, if I'm on Coke, one time. No, I need a couple. What? Yeah. That's crazy. I need like at least two or three.

You're really making love to yourself, huh? Three? That's not right. How long are you? love to yourself. How long are you doing this for? Like six hours? No,

never, never, never, if I come home and I've done like a gram of cocaine throughout the night, getting come to come under my penis is like the most difficult

fucking thing on earth. That's why I don't do that anymore. But that's why the one nut and have I ever did coke and like, you like, you're like, oh, I got to go to the bathroom real quick. And you just let one go.

Let a nut go? Let what go? Like, let it go. Let it go. Why would I go? go sneak off to beat off. You just strike me as a type person.

Yeah. I think you're like misunderstanding what cocaine does to it. It makes it harder to nut. The last thing you're going to want to do is go blow a sneaking. I don't know you. You just, it doesn't make me harder to nut. It just makes me harder to stay fully rocked up.

It's harder than a nut too. Oh, no. That's like a redoubt. The definition of what's happening to your body when you're doing it. Josh is shaking his head like he'd be tapping in on the bag or something. He's a human being. You're talking like you're talking about it. You're talking about it.

Listen. If anybody, if anybody is a lot of, a specialist. So has Coke ever stopped you for performing? Yes, for sure. Yes, for sure. A thousand times.

Yeah, for sure. Not a thousand, but many. No, because if it doesn't, it'll, like Adam said, it'll help you last longer. If you do the right balance, like the right amount and you get the right match. The right amount. Like, there's been times where me and Lennon will go out, meet a girl, be back from the club by one in the morning and we'd be fucking till six in the morning. You'll be back by one? Well, maybe one, too, whatever.

You snatched her up early. I'll be leaving early as fuck. Hell yeah. Yeah. Yeah, if you already got your girl You need to get the fuck out of there You know that you got two chicks ready to go The last thing you need to do is stay in the club

You stay in the club what could happen Their boyfriend texts them They want to go home boom Some other random guy They get too drunk boom it's over They fucking do some bad drugs They end up in the hospital It's over

There's all these bad things that can happen in the club But if you get them back to the crib It could be good Well you know the FDA said Nobody should no longer use the honey Is that your bet on what took K Samuels out? I wouldn't say that, honey.

You're not blaming the fucking dick pills? No, Bluetooth. No, I wouldn't Bluetooth, but I'm like, what the... That's going to be a bad look for the fucking dick pill industry. If one of the kings of our community dies over something like that. But we have no reason to assume that, right? We don't know. I would love to find out, but, yeah.

I mean, it's going to come out. You know what's one of the... Toxicology report. One of the craziest things was that, like, people were getting on that girl's head, like, she had something to do with it. Rocko's making videos saying that she killed him. That's what I'm saying. That's kind of crazy.

This motherfucker is so thirsty to go viral. Did he post that on no jumper? He posted on his shit saying that she killed him. Did you hear the 911-1-1-1-2? She was bad. Did you hear the 911-1-1-2? What a way to go out? Listen, if I got to go out and some fine-looking Latin ass like that, shit.

That shit was very plump. There's a lot worse ways to go, man. That's what I was saying. He could have been off a Coke, rubbing one out. I think that's the thing that everybody's kind of, wondering is is is is Kevin Samuel is going to come back with a clean bill of drugs? I don't think he did drugs. I think

he said that he didn't do drugs. So that's kind of confusing but I mean because he's in good shape. It wasn't fat. Like people who have heart attacks and shit at that age like usually because they're fat. They eat like shit. They're fucking I don't know doing drugs, whatever. People keep saying the Red Bull thing. I think it's a combination of the dick pills with the energy drink. I just think that energy drinks are not that big a deal. Because it's like

fucking everybody's I had a caffeine over I told you that. But doesn't everybody drink coffee? Yeah. You're telling me this one of the fuck is having a heart attack off Red Bull? Are you doing like five, six coffees a day? Well, this is number three right here, my friend. Well, shit.

Well, you got to be careful, brother. I got a problem. Well, no, because today's a four interview day, so. I haven't done no more energy drinks since I went to the hospital. Like, not none. Didn't you go to the hospital because you drank seven bangs in a row or something? I drank two red bulls and I had a bang. And then that night, I had like a little bit more with alcohol.

Bang. Yeah, that was a bad one. Chief Keefe in your ear. Bain. That was bad. Bye, man. But yeah, no, that 9-1-1 call was very disturbing, man. I got so much hate for saying rest-and-peace to Kevin Sandman.

Oh, yeah. I said rest-and-peace to them, man. And I was actually proud, though, because I saw a lot of people in the hip-hop world who probably don't want the controversy, but mourning him and saying rest-in-piece and posting these crazy photos of him in heaven and everything. And, I mean... Like the memes and shit? Yeah, but I've seen a Tia show.

love and appreciation. I think I see Metro. By the way, I've been waiting to see you because I got Metro Boomin's phone number and I didn't want to hit him up until I was with you because I'm scared. Why do you think I'm going to make it any more better? You're his shoe guy, aren't you? Yeah. Shout out to him. His cobbler. Huh? He's a cobbler.

What the fuck does that mean? Like a guy who makes shoes from back like fucking around the time America was founded. Call the cobbler. Call the cobbler. Call the cobbler. Call the cobbler. I need some high rollers. Call the cobbler. I don't know, man. Where's a piece of

my God, bro, that fucking, I don't know, it makes me really, bro, that was the most, I could not believe out of everybody I ever seen that passed away, the amount of women that were celebrating this shit was crazy, bro. These feminists turned to drill rappers, bro. Oh, my God. These feminists are just loving, dancing on somebody's grave. They're probably going to show up at his fucking wake and kick the candles.

Who I smoke? Kevin! Not for real. His pieces of shit. And everybody want to tell me like, oh, he was so disrespectful to women and yada, yada, y'all. I'm like, damn, y'all really? feel that way about somebody who had the balls to tell you the truth that maybe if you're

Vivica Fox went in. Vivica Fox went in on you? I've never even thought twice about her my whole life. I read her statement. I'm like, oh, this bitch fried. I'm like, yo, I'm sorry. I didn't say that, biblical. Yeah, we love you.

We love you. I remember when you tried to trap 52. Bro, this is what they do to someone who has the balls to tell them the truth. That maybe if you're 300 pounds and you're 37 years old that you should be willing to settle for a guy who doesn't make $400,000 a year. I'm sorry. It seems like common sense to me. Maybe you should try to aim for something more reasonable. I don't think it's the worst thing in the world to tell a woman. I made, I made the comparison yesterday too. Like, I was like, that's like if a poetic flaco said, hey, I want to get sweetie today. And somebody said, you can't get sweetie. Like, no one will sit there

and be like, oh, you're wrong for sitting there saying that he can't. Like, no, they're like, no, you can't get it. But let the roles reverse. If I said that I think that I deserve to be dating, you know, I don't know, fucking Amber Hurd prior to the prior to the court case. I think you do. You need somebody that's shit's on the side of the bed. That's your stop. Even my girl right now, if I were to be going around

saying like I should be with her, I deserve this woman. Women do that shit so freely that they just feel like that they can just claim what kind of guy they want, bring nothing to the table. And then when one guy and Kevin Samuels has the fucking balls to come along, the heart really. It shows how much he loves women. that he was willing to be real with them and tell them,

it ain't happening and you look like Shamu. I think that that was big. I think that was important. I'm not going to lie. I've seen a couple clips where, like, it didn't really seem like he was being disrespectful. He was just being extremely blunt. Yeah.

Sometimes the girls would be hella rude, so he'll be rude back to him and just basically make fun of him for being a fucking umpalumpa. It is what it is. I seen him going on this, like, older Hispanic lady one time because she was like, she really did look like somebody's Tia.

where somebody's abolita and she was just this is getting racist I'm out of here I'm out no I'm just saying like I'm like activist she just

I don't know man it's just it's so unrealistic like you said like it's kind of like flaco being like and now we only have Myron and fresh to protect

all this world that's why if you make another fucking fresh impersonation I'm gonna strangle your ass it's anti-man that's good that you know

he's showing where it's going on It's just live. If you'd be in my hundred girl. They made me do that on the live show. That was funny. That was funny. That was a fresh and fit impersonation.

Bro, that was the best thing about the live show was them just yelling out random shit for us to say or do and talk about it. They start chatting beast cuss. I just look at him. Adam's in the window like this. You didn't have it with you? No, I should have. Damn.

That was the awkward thing about it is that the only, because I was focused. Like, everybody kept coming into the fucking waiting. room and talking all loud. I'm like, I'm trying to listen to what the fuck they're talking about. If I'm going to go out there,

I want to know what everything that's been talked about prior to that has been. So I'm kind of like, the only way I could see it is by just sort of being up top, like, leering out of this little window. But only a little tiny percentage of the fans could see me, but you guys could see me. And it was kind of creepy.

I'm not going to lie. I've seen those eyebrows go up and down. I was like, I was like, there's like, like, fuck porn man. I was like, no porn man's a great guy, man. Listen, I'm still kind of confused why you were telling Duno how hot his mom is. I'm still a little bit confused about that.

It was a compliment. Bro. A weird compliment. Come on, AD. I just, it was a little like in your face. Like, oh, damn. Like, so he's really trying to smash Duno's mom. That's crazy.

No, it never. That's the vibe I was getting like. How dare you? I was really kind of confused. A.D. No, because listen, no, no, no disrespect. What I thought Duno's mom looked like is not what I seen.

Really? Oh, you thought that she was going to have the same body composition as him? Pretty much. Well, I guess if you're going in with that, expectation, yes. Do you know. I said, do know, who is this? He's like, this is my mom. I was like, wow.

Wow. His mom was beautiful. I gave her a kiss, and then you gave her a kiss? And then I gave T. Where else's mom a kiss? I am not the type of. Keep AD away from your goddamn mama. I don't want to be out here saying if anyone's mothers are beautiful or not.

I kiss your mama, too. You can give her a smooch. That'd be cool. And your mom. And Josh's mom. But all the moms. T.Rells, mom. Bro.

Amazing. Amazing. She came in with all the orange cupcakes and pies. Not cupcakes. They're all little mini pies. I didn't see it. She was gang banging with her pies, I think, bro. She was gang banging with her pies.

I mean, like, I can't assume that it's just a coincidence that he's wearing all orange. It's fucking their hood day. And she's showing up with all. orange pastries. Damn, his mom knows the deal. She was with the shits. And she started telling Sharp right away that she fucked with his worldview. Yep.

She's like, I used to live on fig. You know how to talk to a woman. I mean, that might not be the exact quote, but it was something like that. It was something like that. What do you think your parents would do if they seem like the show? How would they like react to it? There's probably so many things I would have to explain. Your dad would have been like, there's eight Gucci men's in here.

My dad's hearing is not great. I kind of wonder how much of it he would. understand actually like take in yeah i don't know is that bad maybe if he sits on the front row shout out the pop shout out the papa grandma really josh is shaking his papa gremlin papa grandpa grandpa my my kid calls him papa papa papa happy birthday why you didn't bring parker ann to the show we're like already her bedtime by the time it started oh we were out of there at like 11 30 12 i don't have a kid i don't know that's like five hours after she's supposed to go to sleep. I'm not just taking her off schedule.

Yeah. Sometimes you got to... Let the kids live. Let the kid run for... No, but when I met AD and I was like, oh, so like, what's your kid's like sleep schedule? He's like, whatever. He's just kind of like... That's how I would be. If he falls asleep, he falls asleep. I was like, damn, my girl is like every night, 715 to 7.30. The kid goes down. I regret that now.

Yeah. Yeah. Really? You probably come home and try to go to sleep, huh? My son will be up, nigga, going crazy. This is kid number two for you. So you didn't learn this lesson the first round my daughter used to go to sleep early herself yeah she will go she like when she's tired she will go in the room and she will go to bed my son no he's a lunatic he's lit my kid never fucking sit still ever for real from the moment she wakes up she's just going hard like what just running around robbing everything just oh my god plan she does not sit still did you see when when a.D. son wrote on did he didn't he write on some shit he fucking you can't I'll be bringing this up.

This happened like three weeks ago. We already talked about it. I'm sorry, my bad. You weren't here. I weren't here. I wasn't here. I wasn't here.

My bad. Sorry. That was crazy, though. Like it just happened yesterday. That was fucking crazy. That's why. I was like,

what the fuck? All of us have not been here at like one time. I know, huh? I know. The gang's all back together. And I left under a great circumstance and I totally lined up a perfect podcast for you guys.

No, you did not. You put them niggas. We're walking with the wood. The best part is that we were, like, getting on the plane from Chicago to L.A. Oh, to come back? When that shit was happening. I didn't, like, stay tuned in.

AD immediately gets on the Wi-Fi and is just chilling, listening to it on the plane. I'm sitting there looking at the chat. And I still haven't seen it. Something is going on. He's like, really? He was going on the plane. I'm like, no, bro. I can't even tell you what I think of your performance during that because I still haven't seen it.

I've been meaning to watch it. Don't watch it. It's just so. Oh, so you haven't seen it at all? There's so much drama about it. I was, I watched. You guys talk about it, but I didn't watch the actual offending episode. I haven't watched any of your fucking Adam clips where you named the shit all funny.

Well, I would like to tell you something is that Adam 22 channel, I'm trying to get back to doing daily vlogs. On the phone? I dropped on yesterday. I'm going to drop one again tomorrow. Yes, sir. I'm trying to get back in the grind, become a regular iPhone vlogger again. I don't know why. Did I inspire you?

No, you've never heard of it anyway. I start doing fucking iPhone vlogs and now you want to do it all of a sudden. You fucking invented the genre. I'm just saying. That niggas say you never inspired me. Now he wants to do it again. Hey. The competition does help.

But no, I haven't seen yours either. I got to watch that. Fuck you, niggas. You got four in the can now. Pause. Travel vlogs.

I got a new phone now. You got a lot of in the tank too. You got a lot in your tank. I got a new phone now, so I probably could, I could probably start vlogging. I bought a GoPro now. They were clowning it the whole time.

Big man, little camera. Yeah. They was like, look at your little camera you got. Because it's 4K. Trev has this big-ass camera, big fluffy mic, fucking tripod on it and everything. He's sticking out in your face. And he's like, do-do-do-do-do. A little tiny baby camera.

Go pro holler at me. Trev drunk-drucd-d-d-dress dropped like a big-ass piece off the camera at the live show. See? If you had a GoPro, it wouldn't happen. Trevor was wasted. My girl came up to me. She's like, is Trevor usually drunk like this? She could not believe how drunk he was.

Listen, I'm not. She gave him a great talking to? No. I'm not going to say what he said to me. Laura, but it was very out of pocket. Why? I love you. No, I don't know.

It was very out of pocket, though. It was awkward? You said Enwarrant? That's what I was thinking of too. I just couldn't really imagine it. I'll say, Laura ain't going with that one. We really chose the wrong audience. We both almost slapped him and walked away.

What did he say? What the fuck you said? He said some out of pocket shit. I'm not going to repeat it. To you? Gina? No. Gina and has fun to date.

No. Oh. Just, why y'all dig is scared? Like Trevor will come here fight somebody. No. His phone brings up says the entire thing

and then gets mad at us for trying to guess the last detail. Because I'm not like I should have maybe as Laura before I even said that that's why.

Big chief. It ain't. Big chief. Big chief in the fucking building, man. That's MJ. Right. But they're big chief

together. They're all big chief. Yeah. One name is big chief. One name is MJ. I thought they were both big chief. No.

I'm so sorry, MJ. I thought that y'all were big chief together. I'm sorry. I mean, they own a company called big chief.

Yeah. kind of misleading. No, but we have to call them something different because their names are both Muhammad. Yeah, true. That's probably a pretty big problem in that part of the world in general. I mean, it's like the most popular name on Earth.

But I have two brothers, like, a year apart from each other and they're both named Muhammad. They're like, your name's Mohammed. Y'all like, you're apart from each other? And your name's Mohammed. But isn't it like, we don't even have a frame of reference for it because there's no name that would be so common? Like, but that name is so common.

Like imagine you had four siblings named Adam Imagine like 30 Yeah, that would be insane What if 40% of the world was named Chris? Like 40% of America was named Chris Now there's a lot of Chris Everybody hates Chris Well, I heard that too

You got smacked in the face But they call each other like Mo by their middle names and stuff too They'd be like Delmon Delmon And I'm gonna who the fuck is Delmon Yeah It's good to know

Oh man I love them man Shout out to the bros Well they should also tune into the The day in the life of AD Which I didn't even know that was going to drop.

That wasn't even necessary. That was what I came up with for the title. That was dope. It's the problem with your YouTube channel? I couldn't tag

your YouTube in the title the way I tagged Duno and Blast because your YouTube title is I-I-T-S-A-D. Oh, you should do the community. That would be even worse. The day in the life of the community.

The day in the life of community. Wait, so you so you all in the community? Yeah. The community YouTube? Oh, they go. It's going to be just like the label. They're going to steal this shit from you.

That's your moving now. He's signed the community. Honestly. He's signed the community. It's just going crazy. I'd be at the crib of just watching. Everybody tells me, like, oh, bro, every morning I wake up is on there. I swear to God.

I be in the no-yo with my chopper like I'm soldier slim. Who said that? Don't worry about it. You? I've been to O-Block, so you don't have to know. Me and A. Gang ties. We twizzies now.

Oblock Twizzies. He's been to a lot of gangs. O-block Twizzies. That's our new gang. Oh, we should start an Oblock set in California. I think I'm already part of a gang. Yeah, but that's the old school. Allegedly.

Yeah, but you're not from a Chicago gang. Whoa, you could start Compton Cripps O'block. I'm not associated with any crime organizations. I talk about it every week. Over and over and over. I am a no jumper employee. Hey, and we just hit 10. A.D. from no jump.

A.D. from no jumper. AD from O'B. I am a vlogger. We just hit 10,000. Shout out to all 10,000. People watching us right now. We appreciate each and every one of you, 10,096. How do we just get 96 more?

Legends. All legends, everybody. Anyway, just keep it in mind the whole, we can start an O block out here. Bro. We could just buy a project. You can start old block. We just had Kay Frog on.

K-Frog told me he gets here and immediately goes to Jordan Downs. So he's in tune. He's a special club of Whiteboard. I've never been there. Me neither. Staying far away. Why are we not doing a video there, though? We can go there.

It's easy. Let's go. When I was with a... You got a real all-star player on your team right here, man. This guy... I'm going without him. Yeah, right. Okay, I don't know.

Anybody besides AD? I stopped a lot of shit, man. I was hanging out with fucking O-3 Grito before I ever even knew your ass. And guess what? Me and Grito was in a group together. Yeah. See, that's the thing that we have not asked about in interviews. That would be a pretty interesting story.

Bro, I'm into fucking... What's the shit he got with me and Kim and Kenny Beets and shit? I've seen it. It's like two years old and I randomly seen it like last week. Oh, what's like in the cave thing? Yeah, I'm in the fucking in the cave. He was there for the greed. Grito was on the cave.

Grito got some type of documentary, bro, and I'm in there with him. I was like, I didn't even know about shit. The cave was not documentary. The cave is his freestyle thing, right? Yeah, yeah. Songmaking thing. Oh. Well, shout out to AD, man.

Yeah. He's everywhere. Bro, Grito was the first person I ever known to have a face tat. He had that shit. What? You have Living Legend. Because I assumed that he got... The first person?

I assumed he got Living Legend like right when he blew up. He's like, no, I've had this for like 10 years. Bro. Wow. No one was getting face tats at like 16. Yeah, because that means you were fucking insane if you did that.

Yeah, bro, he had that shit on his face. I was like, this nigga, what the fuck? You're like, this nigga crazy. He had the upside down Jordan on his face. He got that later though. And I said, I'm going to get that too. And he said, you are not allowed to it. Yeah, no.

I'm really glad you didn't get that, Adam. Yeah, it would have been pretty awkward. Probably would have changed the whole course of my life. You definitely wouldn't be able to go to Knickers. That's twice. Definitely would have been able to be on Jordan or Nike. They would have amputated whatever part of your body you got that tired on. Chalotay's because, uh, Cozumee said that she likes, she would eat a foot.

I'm surprised there's not more beheadings in L.A., but I think that that might have been beheading worthy. Like you, you would have gotten on my face, I feel like I could get a bucket and beheaded. That would stop a lot of crime. If, like, somebody was out here just beheaded people. If I got arrested. If I went to jail would stop a lot of crime. My existence is just getting everybody locked up

In the middle of us One good beheading would probably stop a lot of crime If the cops beheaded someone once in a while Like if you rob someone in L.A., you're getting to beheaded If you get a prison sentence longer than a year It's like a lottery every year Every 10,000 prisoners who get over a year Boom, one of them gets beheaded

What? The front of everybody? That's a terrible idea You barely have to behead anyone And you put the fear of God in to everybody We put the guns down we pick up swords. No, we don't need a sword. We just use a guillotine.

Every hood has a guillotine. That's my favorite Pierre Boren song called Guillotine. I like how you can only relate stuff to some random song. But you heard one time. Not one time. Karma, bitch. That was my bitch.

I don't know what a guillotine is, but Pierre Bourne names a song that. Yeah. I mean, I do know what a guillotine is. I'll put you in a guillotine choke. I got the photio on me. You got Berkins on the U.S. UFC?

I see an AD with a fucking ninja outfit on Rocking a ghee. I'm going back tomorrow on Jitsu. Something funny about a grown man rocking a guy. And I've done it. He looks like he was going to beat some eyes. I had a white one

and that's just extra. It had a hood on it too, right? No, that was a different thing. Bro, you should try that shit. He should try having a white hood on? Yeah. Embrace your roots. I'm not doing it.

I've seen one of the meme pages posted like you talking about your fucking power went out or something because you didn't pay the bill. No, you see the one today? I don't like it, but he didn't fucking comment on it. He said Black No Jumper, Carrying it. I was thinking about leaving a comment, how a large percentage of Black No Jumper just doesn't show up.

It was pretty much directly. I'm a large percentage. Well, one of the forefathers. The founding fathers. Founding fathers of not showing up. Did I interview you on the podcast back in the day downtown? No.

I never did a house. phone interview? No. I was looking for it. I could have no, you had the one when you said I did the script. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Can you delete that? No, keep that up there. It's still up. Thank you. You edited out that? Yeah, man. I don't want that problem. He's probably lying here.

But, uh, Josh wouldn't lie to me. I could have swore we did an actual podcast, but I guess I'm wrong. No, but like, because you got to think about it. When I first met you, we did the goddamn. I about to say drugs. Well, that too. But we did the, uh, we did the, we did the, fucking streetware review. I feel like I know way too much about you.

I know. That's all we got to let Sharp do it. Oh, that's good, yeah. Although he's been doing like half hour interviews. No, we're going to get in there for a long time. We need to get deep into house fun. Yeah, that'd be fired too. Blasie wanted to do it.

But he can't have a gangster interview in house fun. He's going to just start lying about shit. No, I'm not. Talking about like, yeah, so then I joined the set. I just want to do one interview. There's no set. There's no set. And this is what I'm going to do.

Don't have him. No, I'm going to have him coerce everything that he wants me to say. So I'm going to rehearse. Whatever. Rehearse. Whatever. Bro. I don't know what the fuck is going on this year, bro, but I've been fucking up so many words, bro.

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Let me jiggle them. That is so... Bro. You always find a way, bro. You know, like, those pack of, like, pink big shavers? I definitely, like, try to... I do it all the time.

I try to line myself up with that shit. Until I found Manscape. You try to, you, do you know before a Manscape? No, I tried to line my face up with those. What? Fucking broke out. Honestly, I've done that before. If I had no straight.

Yeah. I'm trying to give you a buck fifty with one of those. I got a buck fifty on my, well, on my eyebrow. That doesn't count. Hey, bro. Back to what I was saying, though, bro. I fuck up a lot of words lately, bro. Yesterday was like the worst because you're not drinking.

Yeah, I think so. You got to get back on the TV. You got to take some vitamin B12. Hey. So, education. Pun was saying, go back to school. Oh, my God.

Pun was saying, look up polygamy, right? I mean, somebody in the chat said, where is polygamy fucking legal? And I just kept saying polygamy. Misogany. Yeah, so yesterday, I'm just keep saying, I'm like, polygamy is legal and everybody's laughing. I'm like, why are you laughing?

That's one of those things where you've read the word a million times and you just thought that you only read it in your head. You never had to say it, you know? Well, but I was embarrassed. If I kept having to say it, I was like, polygamy. That's a pretty cool made-up word, though. I got misogamy, polygamy now. What would polygamy mean in the AD dictionary?

It sounds like something made of polygons, like in video games back in the day. Polygamy. It's like karate, but for, it's like Tekken. Sounds like a bad crime to me. You made of polygons and you're funny. You committed polygami. It sounds like an SD. Oh, that sounds like a deadly SDD.

A Japanese STD. Why gotta be Japanese? It just sounds Japanese. Japanese. We are gamble and you caught polygami. Palakami. We are gamble. When we had that Patreon girl on the podcast and she was saying how she liked to gamble,

she was from China. Yo, stop it. I know exactly. I like to gamble and I had to hold back so hard. I was wanting to be like, we are gumbo. How about the girl today? She just made all my tics come back out. Yo.

Mayor Nixon! Who did y'all have today? Today was kind of the moment where I realized that I don't think Kazumi needs to be co-hosting on the Patreon. interviews because it was like she was not letting us tell the fucking story of the girl she just kept interjecting with the most random shit i'm like what like what is this like why are you trying like just saying the most random shit didn't we didn't really like get to learn that much about the girl she broke a lot of podcast rules it was odd she was she was being on her uh ad tick

vibe she was kind of like the female ad she's got a surgery what did that do yeah i was back morris i was uh when are you getting your hair done? I got to now. Half the office is getting this shit done. But T-Rail, they're never going to let him in Turkey. Why? You're not vaccinated. I mean, that's what it said. I googled it. And it said that you can't get into Turkey if you have not been vaccinated.

I told him, too, for the movie role. I was like, you've got to get vaccinated, man. Yeah. But he's going to block his blessings and not even do the movie roll because he refuses. I'm going to Australia, so I got to. Yeah. Yeah. Me and my girl are taking a couple of vacations this summer. We're going to Nashville. We're going to

fucking New York City. Oh, I love Nashville. Doing a couple of voyages. I'm trying to, I'm going to Greece. Pause. Nicky, you're a world traveler. We know. I'm trying to, like, get past the mentality that I've had for so long of, like, I need

to be doing 10 podcasts per week. Like, I need to be fucking grinding out this content and try to, like, actually kind of live life and not hold myself to this crazy standard so much anymore. I fuck with that. Because I'm turning more into you. Yeah. Yeah. I'm like, work, work, work.

See, you start to do it, and it starts to feel real good. Like every day, oh, I'm going to make content, content, content. And it's fucking dope because it's the best way for you to make money once you get to a certain point. But then also, once you get to a certain point, it kind of becomes like a fucking mental disease because you feel like you just need to do that all the time. So I've been doing a lot better with like on the weekends and shit, just hanging out with the kid, doing nothing. Dissent, Disen Beeska. Disneyland.

I went to Disneyland this weekend with Josh. No, Thursday and Friday, actually. Oh, wow. They were just Thursday. The whole fan. Why are we clapping? I was like, I sing a little bit of laughing. Yeah, I really wasn't that big a deal.

The gang's here. My girl made me sleep on the fucking couch. What'd you do? You got in trouble too, Josh? No. Because my fucking kid was sleeping in the bed with my girl because they didn't bring us a crib. So then I got stuck on the fucking fold-out couch. Oh, you stayed out there.

Because there wasn't enough room in the bed for me, my girl, and the kid. They let you stay at Disneyland? I slept on the fucking on the bed. No, we were like in our hotel, we got it like right next to Disneyland. So you wake up in the morning. You walk right out. You're in Disneyland. you know you live like in la right yeah but with a kid driving like an hour and a half in the morning

that's atahe 6 o'clock 7 o'clock traffic is terrible yeah my girl i would have never thought of it i would have just drove there and fuck the whole thing up but my girl was like if we drive there the night before then we can make the transition having a girl is like smart and planned out today she was doing the sign up for the clear thing so we don't have to well that's that's what But it seems like every time that I got to use it, it'd be like just nobody there. I'd be like, fuck. Because when you use the clear and you're walking past a long-ass line, it's like, it's like stupid fucks.

I ain't going to lie to one time, bro, coming back from Vegas, the line was like two hours long. And I was like... The clear line was two hours long? No, not the clear line, just the line to get in. But that's the thing with the airport. I feel like even when the line looks really long, I don't think I ever waited for two hours. It'll look like it's going to take two hours, but it'll be like 20 hours. No, this was bad.

It was like going out the door. I've never seen no shit like this. Let me ask you something. When you show up to the airport and they are like, like it's a long-ass line and you don't have much time to catch your flight, are you one of those people that's just going to storm past everybody and be like, my flight's leaving, my flight's leaving. My flight's leaving. My flight's leaving. Can't let me walk past you?

I'm definitely. You do. No, no, I got an even better one for y'all that. I don't think I'm rude enough. It's not rude. You ask them. They're like, hey, my flight is about to leave. Do you mind if I get in the front?

But go ahead. I would tell somebody, fuck no. But look, I got a way... How about you little pink bitch? You got like, 50 people to get past. You'd be like, it's obloch, bitch. And we're going to be squabbling up in the line. But no, listen, I got a way better one for y'all.

Then we're not going to fly at all. Shout out to the hummy David Sebastian, because I got this from him. Because it says his name on the back of your show. No, no, that's Brian Sebastian. The rapper? Yeah, yeah. David, David Sebastian is the one who's who... Are they related?

No. Somebody, like, had someone hostage in his... That's the one of a shootout in his fucking... No, the cops killed the guy in his apartment. In his apartment. God, that would be fucking... He's talented as fuck, though. No, he's fucking

watching the cops He's super dope and he's super talented. He's fucking been on my eyes about getting him interview, so interview him out of him. So listen. I think you should. Listen, listen, listen. So one day

I'm watching him on Instagram or whatever, right? And basically he was like breaking down how if you're late for your flight, you act injured when you get there and they put you in a wheelchair and then they push you to the front. And it worked. It's kind of shameless

because you could just go up there anyway and just sort of force the issue. No, I think it's way better when they are pushing you to the front. I mean, don't they do that anyway now? What do you mean? They push you? Oh, me? That's why your handicaps is just to get through.

Bro, I didn't want to be an asshole, but, nigga, when I was hosting the strip club, this nigga, houseman was like, let me get up there with you. The nigga knocked over. He was knocking everybody over. And I was like, damn, bro. I was like leaning on niggas that I didn't even know. I'm like, I can't put my boy out there. I'm leaning on niggas I don't even know in the club.

like, uh, the dicking strippers and shit. No strippers were, were harmed. Once I had been at Disneyland long enough, because I think we were there from like, I don't know,

like nine in the morning until like, I hate it, 5 p.m. And by the end of it, I just was like, honest with my girl, I'm like, listen,

my legs have hurt for many hours now, but I'm finally at the point where I'm going to just sit down. And unless we have something really important to do, I'm just fucking sitting down. Like, we got to go. Like,

after standing up for like seven hours, eight hours. or whatever, I just couldn't handle it more. You didn't get a fast pass? My fucking cabs hurt so bad. No, getting the fast pass doesn't stop you from having to walk places and stand up. Yeah. What do you think? The fast pass there is, I mean, you cut the line at least.

No, it's a time. You have to schedule your time. Oh, fuck. So they'll say come back here at like three and you have to go do that shit. We did exactly two rides. We did. You did two rides? Small world.

My kid is fucking one. Yeah. There's not that many rides. I'm like, Parker, you got to fuck. I'm getting on Mr. Toll's get on this roll. I'm like Parker, Parker, we get no space mountain. No, what did we did?

We did fucking, it's a small world after all. And then Winnie the Pooh. That was it. Winnie the Pooh. My kid didn't really react that much to either of them. Bro, have you ever got a Mr. Toad's adventure? Pause. That would teach you a lot about life.

I'm not riding your Toad. Oh. What is up with you today? I'm gay. Today? No, but it's not just today. No, but a Mr. Toads, bro, you literally, you rob a bank. You get sentenced to, like, life then you like leave and you get hit by a train and you go to hill and die in the fucking

what it's in disney this is at disneyland it's at disneyland you go to hell and die you yes you go to hell i don't feel like this should be hell in any yeah what the fuck you don't believe in anything though no i don't what do you think where do you think you're going to go when you can die i don't know i've never died but uh allegedly i think you're going straight the metaverse you want to molest people i was thinking about this though and we don't need to turn this into like a long prolonged argument, but this is one thing I was thinking about. There's been times in the past where we kind of were arguing, and

the issue of if my friends are actually, like, religious has kind of come up. And I've kind of almost said that I don't really think that even my friends who are religious really are that religious. And the one thing that makes me say that is that

we argue all the time, we have conversations about shit all the time, and they never mention God. Which, if you believe in God, it Kind of feels like the main thing that you should be bringing up all the time, which there are religious people who you can't barely even fucking talk to them because they're just going to bring up God and be like, well, that is what God intended. I bring up God all the time.

I never hear you mention God. You're a liar. When do you mention God? Don't I? I always say something. Praying. I also say the power of the tongue. Don't speak about death, all the type of shit.

You believe that mumbo jumbo. What does that have to do with God? You believe that about death? God is bad podcast, is that in the Bible? What? Don't speak about death The power of the tongue? Just like, where that comes from?

That's where it comes from. I never heard of that. That's where it comes from. That's in the Bible, though? That's why I always tell you, don't put no deaf shit on me, don't play. Yeah, thanks. Redacted.

Oh, my God. He's like, you believe that malarkey? I'm going to redact you. No, I'm just saying that. Even my friends who claim their religious, it just seems like they don't mention religion that much. A mumbo jumbo. You don't have to do it like, bro, I literally pray every day.

Every day. For what? What do you mean? To be protected? Against what? against the forces that be anything bro anything can happen to you and you think that

praying to God will make it less likely to happen I know that I dodge a lot of bullshit and I'm at where I'm at right now because of God that's what I believe I feel like I feel like my mom praying for me has kept me protected not necessarily me praying for myself you dodge so much stuff

you get new opportunities you feel me like I believe everything even being here everything was God looking out in the grand scheme of things to better you and get you somewhere else. I do agree that God brought me into your life. No, no, about that part. I don't have to believe in him to believe

that I am someone who was created by God for you. I literally got a comment last week that was like, God is God. Remember I told you that? They said, God doesn't want you around Adam anymore. What do you think it's going to happen to me when I die? I think you're going to the metaverse. Do you think I'm going to have sex forever?

Do you believe in heaven in hell? Yeah, I think you're going to porn heaven. Do you believe in heaven in hell though? Yeah, I really do. You think some people are going to hell? Who's in? Who? Probably you. Really? Just because I don't believe in God?

I mean, you solicit sex. Like, what makes someone go to hell? You solicit sex. I'm just saying? This fucking adults are talking about me. Piece of shit. He's a one woman, man. I am a one woman.

Honestly, I believe like, I'm a high-value man. It's not necessary you do something bad. I feel like my grandma's just telling me, all the time. When you reach a certain age, you know when you're doing good and you're doing bad. Like, no one has to tell you that you don't have to be religious. Like, you feel, you could feel bad about doing something wrong to somebody. And she's always telling me like, that is God, you know, basically your moral compass is God letting you know. You know what I mean? So if you're

doing all type of evil stuff, even you don't have to agree with religion, but you know that you're doing something bad. My understanding of religion is that you can do bad stuff. You just have to ask for forgiveness. Well, honestly, if you want to get into heaven. If you're seriously sorry about it, yeah, you should be forgiven. Yeah, if you don't give a fuck, you're just running around. I don't think the Bible stipulates that, though. I don't think that you really have to be all that sincere in your apology. I think you just have to ask for forgiveness. And then you can go right back to doing all the same. God knows if you're being sincere or not. That's the concept of Jesus is that he died for your sins. So if you repent, you know what I'm saying? You will be

forgiven. But it has to be a genuine repent, not like a feeling. When you feel like you did something bad. You're genuinely sorry. No, that's a fact. That's real shit. And everybody makes mistakes. But I feel like I only tap into that when I'm in a bad situation, which I feel like is bad. No, I do it every day. I mean, just like bad for myself, not necessarily bad. Like when you were getting drunk the other day? I didn't even know I was

getting drunk the other day. A little birdie told me. Who? Do-do. Yeah, yeah. Can we get a done-dun? Was I getting drunk? Someone at the show? I've heard about how's from getting drunk. I was a little drunk, but like, I was fine. Have you been to the doctor?

To like a doctor, doctor? No, like the doctor, like the... You still like that person that T. Rell was on your ass about going to. Nah, I have it. Well, it looked like you're getting healthy, you know. I feel healthier. She's like, no, you don't. She's laughing at you for having that opinion.

Hey, no, I said... Vashti. Hey, I said, look, you're getting healthy. She's like this. You're saying it wrong. Vash Thai. Is Vash Thai? This whole time?

We were all grown away, too, when we were... This whole time we've been pronouncing your name wrong. You didn't never. correct this? You got to respect somebody who doesn't really feel they need to correct people. She knows who she is. I mean, hey.

Fuck it. I'm Adam. You can call me Adam. It is what it is. Adam, hope you don't go to hell. We're going to call you ad. Yeah. I hope I don't see you in hell.

From heaven. Looking down. Look at you in hell. Look at this custer. Like, do you believe in like spirits, though? Do you be like ghost anything? Spirits. So let me ask you this.

You just think that we just put a bitch on a spirit flight. Oh, my God. We're going to turn into a spirit. You write that motherfucker. Yeah, for real. You just think that we just, as humans, we just popped up out of nowhere. Like, it don't make no sense to you. Like, somebody greater created us.

You don't believe in nothing like that? Who do you think created us? I'm just saying, I know we didn't create ourselves. I think we did. The air that we breathe, the animals, all type of shit. I mean, I think that we got here the same way that the dogs and the cats and the alligators got here. How?

We just evolved a little bit more and eventually gained consciousness from from apes specifically. Okay. Who made apes? Nigo. Whatever the fuck. Whatever the apes evolved from. I'm just saying, who created apes?

Who created dirt? Yeah, how did it? But this is one of the main reasons why it's not fun for atheists to argue with religious people. Did you see the new Channel 5 video where they went to the sickness convention? I didn't. Yeah, yeah. It just reminded me why I just choose not to argue about religion so much because the guy's like, well, so logically this. And he goes, well, who invented logic? The guy's just like

All right Am I really gonna have this argument? Like all right I skipped them and look at Ginion going to like the widest place in America The whitest place in America? No the most racist part of America I didn't watch yet though

I was great I had that on my watch later for a minute Yeah I need to go tap in No but you don't think like You just don't believe in nothing making us Well I think you're even like the concept You're guessing

No even the we're all guessing I just don't know Even the concept of babies being born Bro they're saying like what women have to go through in childbirth what is compared to is like bro no one humanly possible can go through shit like that like is different

bro that's how we all got it clearly it's possible since like almost every one is going to do it but I'm saying I'm saying the concept of it like you just think like I agree it's very impressive that women can push a fucking watermelon out of their vagina but I don't think it's proof of God it's a miracle Adam

I've seen girls fuck this dude dread his dick so big that I swear to guys it's a work of God that women can survive this. Yeah, you're going straight to porn. You're going to porn hell. Yeah, you're going to porn hell. You're going to be getting hit the doggy style by the demons.

Speaking of him. Speaking of the doggy style. I would like to raise a topic. Oh, God. A YSL indictment. What does that have to do with doggy style? Bro, I've seen this dog. I don't know if it was true, but they was like, they even got the dog, bro.

And they had a picture of the green dog in the fucking green dog. Vash, I seen it. There's a green dog. from YSL? They got the Ysail dog in the fucking in the fuck behind bars, rose in a police car. Crazy. They're taking Young Thug's entire career going all the way back to like 2013 and using

gang shit evidence, whatever. Song lyrics. And when you really think about it, yes, song lyrics from hugely popular songs. And when you really think about it, it's like, I mean, young thug has kind of been telling us that he was a gangster and that he was associated with whatever and sort of a lusely. to shit heavily in songs and stuff part of it was like when the Lil Wayne Torbus shooting happened

everybody wondered like how did this guy go down for it who quite clearly was associated with Young Thug like that but Young Thud never got arrested or anything that shit's all part of this shit because they were building up a fucking that is crazy that's crazy because that means that there's shit that you did

hypothetically before you were even rapping that they could still fucking put on you and say that's part of this or whatever it really just makes you want to Keep your nose clean more than usual. I run no jumper memes, and I am a law by this season. Oh, you are Boston over. It's just crazy because, like, to us, it seems like it came out of nowhere, but, like,

you've got to think that they've probably been, like, thinking about, I mean, like, as far as, like, young thuggan. See? Oh, my God. Put us on the corner. What the fuck? What did he do? He's associated. He was just at the album.

He just took the picture of the album. Wait, but explain this to me. Was there? You get real close. Yeah, that's him. What a... What the fuck? When was there a green...

That's his name? No, that's Bagel, actually. When was there... That's the ghost of bagel. When was there a green dog? I think I missed this in the whole young... No, the YSAil, the album. They had, like, a green dog on the cover.

And he's just stayed green ever since. Can you show us the album cover? Please, Joshua? You're telling me that there's a green dog from an album cover, and he was actually green. It wasn't Photoshop. And then they kept him green. Yeah, they probably just keep dying.

Maybe he's the ringleader. I don't know. He doesn't even speak English, so. You don't know that. Well, that goes back to the God conversation. Look at the dog, see? Yeah, but wouldn't you assume that this dog was just Photoshop to look like that?

No. Nah, it looks like he's running the shots to me. Wow. But you know they got a bunch of the other YSL dudes, too. They got fucking dude. They got one, dude. They got a guy. And the crazy shit with Gunna.

Nicky, Luke, Luke, Luke. I don't know. I don't think his name was listed. That would have been a big deal if him or got it or any of them other dudes were around it. I wonder why. But then I didn't even get to dig in on it, but on the no-jumper post today, I saw that there was a post that said, uh, little baby and some other people might also be brought into it, which I'm not sure why they said that or what the evidence was. The paper had they did shit as a street gray.

That's scary. Not that they're getting brought into that case specifically, but that the Fulton County department is like working on recalance. who's for all those people, I think. That shit's crazy, because it's the same shit that they did to Draco and them. It's the same shit they did to Casanova, same shit they're doing to a lot of people. And we always, one thing that we would always say about Yen Thug is that it's kind of remarkable that for somebody who clearly comes from the streets and stuff, that he never really had a police record as an adult,

that he never really got caught up in anything. Because they were letting them go. And all of a sudden, that's not true on a pretty big level. This shit crazy. Traplora Ross is getting a lot of heat on Twitter. Why? Because he fucking put the blueprint together for those cops. Okay, look, so this is the thing, bro.

This is the thing. And also, all that information was publicly available. So in reality, I think that's a bullshit argument. But I can see why it's very appealing to people since, you know, he did lay it all out. Do you think police are like going on YouTube? 1000%. I don't think that they need that, you know? But it probably makes it a little easier.

Maybe, but I feel like, think about what those cops are. have access to. They're tapping people's phones, their monitoring calls from prison. Why not just watch a two-hour documentary you put together? Because, yeah, no, yeah, whatever that is is in trouble. Wait, you're showing us what? Oh my God. No, each person has a certain counts at their face at. Look at that one guy, look. Oh my God. Wait, wait, aka who, go up real quick? No. I don't feel prepared to interpret this. AKA Gris. Okay. Oh my God. What the fuck. It's probably gonna make a lot of people think twice about how they go apart go about uh sort of like putting their shit out there you know

starting to look like it's probably not worth it's not worth it's not how could it be okay like not trying to put any bad juju uh on anybody but like that's not how it works he'll be but how does that work where they can do that in Atlanta but they don't do that to like l. gangs. I just said that they did it. They do it. They did. They took down the stink team on the same shit, and they were charging everybody as part

of the group as benefiting from crimes. And at LA, too, they got gang. They got gang injunctions, yeah. Yeah. So, like, if you do a crime and they can prove that you're a gang member, they can give you 10 years just off-rip, yeah. When was there ever, like, a period in time, though, where a shitload of gangs got taken down at the same time in L.

Fuck, yeah. When was that? That happens all the time. Like early 2000s? Because they had it like, I know, like, do you see, like, big hoods, like, become irrelevant or basically become, like, almost yes, they're gone because of that shit. Because a lot of gangs.

But I remember, like, the mob-paw rules was like, I remember the first hood that, like, people would get time if they went to their hood. Like, if they caught them over there. They catch you in the area? Yeah, bro. Shit was crazy. They was doing shit like that. Wow.

Yeah. It's just like, at what point does that shit stop? Like, like, are they just trying to fucking eradicate all games? They're coming up with new schemes of how they can charge. people like this this specific thing you would have never seen 10 years ago in terms of how they're trying to stomp out some gangs and in 2022 is not worth it man who to become a no jumper employee yeah this is run some meme page come yeah come do some only fans with adam don't try to be a rapper they're after you yeah don't do it wait till the only fans indictment comes down oh you're

going down but you're going to be the first you're going to be praying to god then god god please i'm sorry leave me out of it Fuck. I'm just trying to sell cheese it. And ass. Um, yeah, that's been a podcast. Yeah, that was terrible podcasting. Burping?

You think I should have went away from the mic? Yeah. I like burping. So, man, we, we looking at fucking young thug being gone for a long time. Scary shit. I hope it don't actually turn out like that. They're probably just trying to scare the fuck out of everybody, you know? What do you think is the probability of them getting off?

I don't know. I'm not going to speculate. but prayers are up with them. You don't even pray. I don't pray. It's a metaphor. It's not a metaphor. It's literal, Adam.

I think some people really would like, damn, Adam cares. Because you're doing no jumper news. Our prayers over here at no jumper. I'll just say that. You know what some people say thoughts and prayers? I don't think you have to be like literally praying to God. You could just be like, damn, I pray that dude is all right. I'd be praying for people's families and the people.

I just don't think When you say I'm praying for you That you literally have to mean I am praying to God for you I'd like to do it I didn't pray for you before Who do you pray for two Adam Nobody I am praying for shit

Brian if you're in my thoughts I'm praying for you Brian Pumper My Lord and Savior Please I think that you should Be thanking God that Brian Pumper Didn't take your ass out

While he was still on the streets Why? I heard you were finishing on him Oh well let me tell you Adam there's one thing you don't tell nobody is put a snitch jacking on them people can lose their life of that buddy well so you watch your fucking mouth

what you did to Brian Pumper I'm willing to put myself out there what did you do to Brian Bumper? No what did you do to Brian Bumper you made a whole video he's riding the train he's on the subway he talked to my cousin which he was like 70s isn't he not happy about your YouTube video

I talked to one guy who told me that he was associated with him but who knows Anyway, I've been really looking forward to telling you guys about this story, even though it's not really something that I would think would really matter to much of our audience, but my girl told me about it last night. There's a Broadway actor. Josh? I know what you about to say. You heard about this story? Oh, man.

I know you watch that while. There's a Broadway actor, and he also, can we find his name? What is it, James Williams or something? Jesse. Jesse Smollett. So Jesse Williams, and he's also an actor, and he was on Grey's Anatomy, which my girl watches. So that's how my girl was Nose of him and was freaking out about him last night.

You're on gazing at me. I'm watching YouTube, right? And she, I said this girl all the time, so I can't be mad at you for saying it. But she, uh, she starts screaming in bed. I'm like, what? She's like, get in here. You've got to see this dick.

I rushed to the bed. I'm like, what the fuck are you doing? Let me see that. Let me see that dick. Now she shows it to me. This is the basic situation. This guy who's famous because he's on. fucking Grazenatomy and TV or whatever.

He was on a play in Broadway. He had a role in this play. And when you show up to watch this play, you take your phone and you put it in a fucking locked box so that you can't access your phone while you're watching the play. So nothing that happens

during the play is supposed to be leaked at all. Now there's a nude scene in the play where, I mean, when she shows me, it looked like it was kind of like a shower scene. I don't know if it was supposed to be like a gym or a prison thing or what, but either way, he's playing someone who's in this sort of like group shower, like a gym or some shit, him and another dude, they're both buff as fuck, and their dicks are out, and they're like messing with each other, pushing each other and shit. I don't know what the fuck's happening in the play, but either way, somebody snuck a camera into

the play so they were able to film this and it comes out, and this is the guy right here, Jesse Williams, and now the dick is not currently on the screen, although I'm assuming that like TMZ's not going to be putting it out there because it's kind of sketchy legal territory like it's not supposed to be out there. But either way I've seen a lot of dicks. This is a porn level dick. This guy could easily

be doing porn. He got a thang on him. I don't know if it's natural. What is your fascination with black teeth? I don't know if he got like an injection or anything like that, but this dude got a fucking baby arm on him. And this person snuck into the fucking play. And I don't know if they

had a second camera or a another phone or a GoPro they're wearing a GoPro in their fucking turban or something like I don't I don't know what it's it to be a turban well that'd be a pretty comfortable place to put a go pro right we would have a hard time fitting a GoPro into your hat no although I might not be that bad just kind of wear it up on top they'll actually make the double hat thing make more sense either way they got his wiener it was posted on Twitter do you guys want to see the weiner no no not necessarily I feel like you would definitely look if he wasn't yet you think house won't he's trying to act straight because you're here

I'm trying to act straight straighter than you normally would I just like if I came across the dig oh man y'all niggas whatever it's fine I'm not necessarily trying to yeah hiara did you see it

the dick you didn't see you didn't see Jesse Williams's dick huge right she was ready for it she was ready for it she said yeah what about house bones meat meat? It ain't like that listen I ain't seen

house phone's dick but I guarantee it ain't nothing like this dude's dick. But so, you don't have a mic, so let's just move back. You can come over here and speak about it. Come to sit on husband's lap if you want to review the dick. Yeah, yeah. Tell us a, oh, she don't want to. Oh, she got a boyfriend.

What that mean? But your fucking other dudes in porn? Or are you just fucking him? We've seen you with that one guy with the fucking X-L. Yeah, we're going to burn you out. Would you like to talk about it? Your boyfriend doesn't have social media. like that?

But so are you shooting porn with other guys? She said no, but she seemed like she was lying. Shout out to her, man. Shout out to her relationship. Would you shoot porn with her? Whatever she needs. Please. Please stay away.

My name is her and love a plug. I would get on my knees and beg you, please do not. Stay away. What does she let you go first? Then you have my blessing. Mr. 22, you have my blessings. Yeah, that's how I feel about you. I could fuck her after you without thinking twice about it,

but I ain't going to eat her out after you just had your wiener in her. I don't want to know what your dick tastes like. That, bro. Especially if you nutting her. Would you nutting her? Don't make a baby with her. She's not ready. You have a cute-ass baby.

She's not ready. Well, now that we can abort you. You can still abort it. Keep it. Don't abort it. Shut out. bro, shut out Wade. Shout out Planned Parenthood.

Shout Wade Boggs. Rod Wave? Shout Rod Wave. You're like, you're going to give me a baby, baby, baby. Imagine you put devils on everything. A baby, baby, baby, baby. A child, childy child. A childy kiddy kid.

She's like, I have a boyfriend, boyfriend. That didn't really. That one didn't really hit. I have a guyy guy. That's such a fucking crazy viral way to talk. Hey, yeah, yeah. That needs to be your name. You got a hero two times.

You have a two times. Say it two times. Yeah, you're hiring two times. Say it two times. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, that was good, Adam. No, you saw Justin L.A. boy.

Just a little boy. Justin L.A. boy was, stole her little lingo on his Instagram. He's making it mainstream. He's taking it. The homie. He already did. That's what we call colonizing. Which your people did to our people.

In this specific case, no. He's trying to. and LaBoy doing it to your Hira. It doesn't have to be along racial lines. He's stealing her jokes. Actually, I guess it's not colonizing. It's just jacking. I'm trying to Christopher Columbus, her vagina before you get to it.

Whoa, this is the only rat. We jacking. What's taking so long? Bro. Can I get it over tonight? I was a boyfriend now. I would have been got it done with. Do you have any new, like, sex styles now that your leg is going to feel?

What do you mean? Do you hit it different? No. Like, Mr. Danny? I'm actually going, I'm actually going harder. Do you focus on like any different positions? Do you just lay in your back? No, I'll still be standing up.

Oh. Because it's easy to just like grip onto them and just. You got to let a bitch like stomp on your shit like, bitch, stup on my fucking leg. Why? I have a feeling in my leg, bro. Oh, never mind. I thought I was like Mr. D's, you know what I mean? We just stabs his fucking foot.

Stab my leg. Bro, my leg still works. Y'all got me fucked up. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. No. No, it's, uh, it's all in the hip,

man anyway you're hippie hip that's the motion of the ocean it's all in the hippie hip the leggy leg it's viral man I'm telling you she just needs to put it out there in the right way like if she made a tic talk that perfectly like explained or or use that language in a way that people could perfectly digest it because when you're actually around her it's so viral yeah in the sense that like the person sitting next to you is going to start doing it or at least talk about the fact that she's doing me and lena we were talking about I've seen random people that I follow on Twitter who I don't even know in real life talking about it.

I was talking to my boy Zini. Shout out to Zini from Apple Music. That's who I was thinking of. Yeah, he was like, he was like, yo, what's that girl's Instagram, bro? He was like, I've been talking like her like on vacation this whole time. He's like, where's the shoddy shots?

What about the like long words? Damn. Like Mr. Snuffalo, I guess he goes. Snuffaloogis, Nuffaloogis. You got to go home and just fucking him like this. Hey, Lidlena. Did you, hey, Lana, Lana, do you have been? Do you, um, did you ever go through a pig Latin phase?

What is pig lane? You don't know about pig Latin? I think you're a pig. Pig Latin, you take the first letter of the word, you move it to the end, and then you put A. So instead of Latin, you would say Attenle. What? Is this real? Yeah.

A lot of, I would assume actually the majority of the people watching this know about, I don't believe in this. Pig Latin. What's up, Trevy, Treve? Can we do a poll? Let's do a poll. Tell me thumb. Do you know about Pig Latin?

So another example would be, that's kind of hardware. Like Alante, my brother's name. Ah. No. Your brother's name is Pig Latin. Like, okay, Monty. Auntie May. Antime.

I don't like that. Okay, so what would my name be? Is A already in front of it. Your name already sucks. So it would be like Day. Armanday. Armanday. Zendaya?

Oh, Armanday. It was good. Ramandei. Ramande. Ramonde You put an R in front of you? Yeah, what? No, your name is Armand.

So we take the A and move it to the end and then put an A. But that's the problem is that then you end up with. Renanda. It's still Armand. Because you don't really need the A. Yeah. It's a Ramon A. So your name is be damn.

Damn A. Damn. See, it really works for certain words. Dama. Like Constitution. Constitution. K. That's stupid.

Sounds weird, right? What about your high rate? What would it be? A high rate. A high rate. you. Five would be I'd say. You went through a pig Latin face? Hey, what's gum?

Yeah, I'm gay. No. I'm gay. I'm gay. I want to do to figure it out on that one. Hey, now we are. They were like, I'm gay. You're gum and pig Latin, nigga. When I was in elementary school, we are a gum. The only reason why we all talked about fucking Pig Latin was because we thought it was funny to get people to say gum. Do anybody ever say the N-word?

No. I thought it. I thought it. I thought it. And I didn't say it. I feel like you can't say that N-word even in Piglan. A Nage. No.

I'm not going to say it, but you guys haven't got it. A Nage. Wait, please tell me. Smell it out. A nigger. I'm not going to say it. But no, you did not say it. A nigger.

A nigger. Think about it. Jumper is umper J. Huh? So the N word would be I just want you guys to get the riddle now. Number? Vashti, please say, I'm not calling you.

She just said it right. Wait, who said it? Igernet? Sounds worse than you fucking That's worse than saying the word. Yeah, that sounds crazy. You igernays make me so bad. Aren't you glad I didn't say it?

Oh, yeah. I'm pretty bad, right? You should be glad you didn't say it. Imagine I got canceled for saying to pickle at it. Whoa. That would be kind of amazing because then at least

you would have a precedent. Like, oh, okay, you can get cancer for that? Don't you remember Adam 22? Wait, can you say it one more time or I forgot? Iger nay. Bro, that sounds terrible.

If you keep saying it, you can make it viral. I don't want to make it viral. That's more house phone was like brand. Remember when we tricked the fans and told them the house phone wasn't going to make it?

Yeah, you know what house phone did? And he was supposed to wait like a little while to come out like a minute. He couldn't hold it. He said it just immediately, I didn't even have the sentence on my mouth. And then he tried to do his thing.

He said, when I say, Nick, y'all say it. I was looking at the crowd like this too. How many people reacted? They were like, er. It was like four people. They were like, er. Because we talked about it enough

that they knew what you were trying to do. Yeah, no. Okay, give me an actual estimate of what the racial composition of the audience was. Hispanic. Not all. 75% Hispanic. I say 80.

You think, what? 12% black 12% white and then everybody else is Hispanic maybe like three white people there yeah it wasn't that many white people at all the white people there was you I was on stage I don't think I count and uh her friend that was only three white people I saw some white people I saw some white people but I really I would be totally guessing because I wasn't really it was you Treve Skybre is Mexican black and brown no jumper was in the

skybri is Amish it was a lot of brown no jumper in the building they've always shown those shout out man they were fucking loving Blasie and Duno. They made us take him out there right away. No, dead ass. Nica, Yuri got a fucking, they called the Yuri first. I love that Yuri was trying to say it wasn't drunk, I'm disconnected. When, as soon as he gets on stage, he tells everybody how drunk he was.

I love that you watch it disconnected. I wrote the timeschamps. Um, I watch the parts of it. But, uh, the, I bootlegged it. But then Yuri denied it so much. And then I'm watching the vlog in the vlog. In the vlog, Yuri, I'm so drunk. Shut up, Igerne.

Just. Uri-e. Ente Oct Tay I don't know what that means What that means Penttox

I don't think my I don't think my ancestors Did we do it Paul? I want to know what percentage of people knew about Pig Latin I got a poll on me No you don't

I meant like a good Look at that Everybody knows Yes What about pig Latin I think it's like 60% 69% Why y'all think it's got

so many snacks over there because we just had big court in here and he has a snack brand that he's doing with Master P called what Soldier Snacks I'm gonna fucking busting though They are pretty good Every time I come I probably do Suckart

He looks like he's eating something besides Fucking chips and snacks Because that motherfucker Buff is fuck He's 46 I don't know who you're talking about He's a YouTuber and he's Been working with Master P forever

But he Make him say Huh Even that Yes, before that. Nana, I'm looking at him just thinking, like, I feel like I am so out of shape and old,

and, like, I'm eight years younger than him. You're not that out of shape, Adam. I mean, I'm not like this motherfucker. His arm is like a fucking wall. Don't run into it. Making me feel like maybe I need to get on some testosterone. No. No?

You're not going to be able to fucking fuck. That's what I'm worried about. Yeah. Don't do it. I'm going to start whaling. Yeah, you be having, you already be having your little. little moments.

Y'all want you to start throwing coffee and shit everywhere. Oh, that would be bad. Then, AD, you have to fight you. I hit you with a Glock, doogie before I hit you with a coffee cut. I couldn't fight Adam. Imagine I brought a Glock, doogie to work. I'm still alive. I'm still alive.

I'm still alive. What does he go dig your home yet? That was one of the best songs that came out this year. What's that fucking line where he's saying something about, uh, ah. That's some funny ass bars that I thought I can't remember. Trevor's playing that song for a while. I was getting really into it. That song was very amazing.

What happened to the music review where we watched that? What happens? Coming out? Yes. Oh, this week? Oh, really? There's so much lost no jumper content that I feel like I get filmed in. And I'm like, what happened to that?

I don't know. I'll be filming a lot. Yeah, I know. Oh, I had a fucking good. When's the next, um, the next food one? I want to be in it. It came out yesterday. Fuck.

We're doing some more this week. Bro. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. He called me an hour ago. Can I be on the next one? Where are you going? What up, bro?

Wack, we are live on No Jumper. What's going on? What's up, man? Not much. And I called you about something. Yo, this clown, man. Who? You keep posting.

This clown motherfucking talking about kids that stole this video. Oh, the white guy. Oh, the white guy. Oh, yeah. Yeah, like, man. What's the minute? Is he paying for that? Because it's obvious, this face ain't changing.

I don't know. I didn't fucking pay for it. All right. I don't know. Do we get paid for that? Is that a paid post? No, because I'm like, yeah, it's popping up everywhere. Hey, so I have a question. Did Rick actually try to kill himself, or is that fake news? Nah, bro. Like, you're motherfucking be retarded, bro. I came in a room at 3 o'clock in the morning. I said, Rick over there going through baby mama drama. he gonna jump off the motherfucker's

bridge and the 4-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0. He used to the motherfuckers recording just took Wack, Rick jumped off the bed to the 4-0-5 ran with it

and this motherfucker-of-ish shit went by, bro. I thought it was real, too. I was watching Clubhouse about, they were talking about, they was like, Wack confirmed it already. He lived. I did a rap song and said

Reed took a nose dive onto the 405 and they still took that series. He's motherfuckers just crazy, man. I thought that... I'm starting to believe, realize that anything a motherfucker say, they believe. I'm telling the shit's crazy. So that didn't actually happen. You just said that, and people ran with it.

It was 3 o'clock in the morning, and we spent it off from Rik getting into it with his little girlfriend or whatever. So I'll say, yeah, Rick motherfucking ass and jumped off the bridge on the four or five and on-coming train. They was arguing about it. He's still alive. They took that shit and ran with it like some crazy. I couldn't believe it, bro. I was thinking like, wow, whack is really not being very sensitive about his friend trying to kill himself.

Yeah, what I'm saying? You know, I don't condone suicide. You know, I don't know. You know, we always can't hurry up and jump. I don't know. Hey, you got any words for a man, Hassan? Oh. Hassan.

That bitch. Keep trying. Keep trying. he got to keep trying. He ran into a motherfucker and don't give a fuck at him. Right. I don't give a fuck.

I just keep trying. He got to keep trying. Don't stop trying. He'd been winning a marathon. He's like 10 to 14 days worked in my name. Now what fuck him up is the algorithm with the whack 100

not inside campus. Like just his backfired. Keep trying. Please don't stop. Hey. Fonzie. It sounds very motivational. I don't give a fuck.

Whatever I say once, I'm going to say twice. Right. Yeah, let me keep trying. Yo, they told me you finally, uh, told Crip, that water off. They say you disrespect your nephew over there. Yeah, got a little intense because he said fuck, uh, T-Rail and diss the Hoover's on live. And, uh, that's, that was, that was kind of like my one.

thing with Crip Mac was that I was like bro you can't be beefing with T Rowe because he's an important part of the shit but T Rale didn't give you no rights about doing what you was doing with T.Rill kept in business because you know that's a fucked up alley back there so T. Rale showed you that respect who was supposed to do the same for real though yeah that was unfortunate how that went down Adam set us up yeah how do you feel about us starting a oblock in LA? Oblock, O'block, what you mean?

Are you talking about Chicago there? Yeah, can we just start like a O-block out here? I was thinking of buying a building. I think it's already some blocks. I mean, I think it would be disrespectful. I think you

would be antagonizing to do some O'Block in Chicago. No, they got to be in on it. They got to get paid. We're going to give them a licensing deal to be able to use the name for a while. Oh, there it go. Yeah. And then it's business.

It's just an idea. I'm just trying to get creative with it. No. It looked like these indictments just hit, niggins. I think I told that you, niggily, in the next six months, I watched the indictments come down. I called this shit. They just getting started.

You think there's more to come? 28 people got arrested. At least 12 or more of them is going to tell on 12. more people that's going to lead to 40 then 10 more we're going to leave about 60, 70 arrest by the time and saying no until it gets started

where they've been going on that's how they were arrested the 28th in about a week or so after the prelim about a week or so everybody had already been working it's under damn that's scary everybody got to keep

their nose clean except it seems like they're locking people up for shit that happened 10 years ago the lady said just to start in the next couple months we'll be making some more arrests Damn Did you see the motherfucking list of games? OG suicide in the building.

They classify record labels as gangs now. I know. It's the same shit they did to Draco. Yeah, they had all the fucking dudes caught up just because of the gang enhancement even the dudes who weren't really involved in anything or whatever. Yeah, I gotta go over here, get to my diapers, my... You know what I'm saying? Yeah, stay out the streets and stay fucking with the diapers.

Yeah, I got the internet on fire, everybody, man. I don't give a fuck. Yeah, you've been doing a pretty good job keeping the internet on fire. That's a fact. You talked to Jay Wrench yet? Uh, about you, no. Jay Ritz. I know it's Jay Ritz.

Once I wrenched the bullshit off, lies, and you can see him. Yeah, little J. Rich, little, uh, little, uh, poopalupa from our little walk in the chocolate pot. Adam is very confused. That, look, a little four he left. You ain't talked to him? Nah. Yeah, what's that what the dude got his pants beat off of?

You seen that? Yeah, but I think that was fake. Nah, that wasn't fake. Or that wouldn't. Really? I seen L.A. Hood media saying it was fake, and I feel like they're a trusted source at this point. shout out to LA him media

that's how you know I don't know he ain't said a word he or the big came out you bitch ass dickas I got big blows you know I don't know all right

all right good talking to Wag appreciate you man much love definitely avoided some subject matter that I could have asked him about there but you know

I touched on a few little things you know we could have got mixedy with it I told the bitch I'm him. I'm not one of them. Dicey. Dicey. Igerne. I got distracted fucking calling whack and I didn't look at my list of topics. I got some like underground music shit to talk about, but you don't know any of the people, so it don't even make sense.

Is it about somebody telling? Yeah. So do you believe it? I haven't even watched the videos about it, so I don't know if I believe it or not. Who's telling? Basically, it's his rapper name Jace, who I would say is probably one of the more promising artists. of like the whole little new underground scene. I watched an interview with him one time and I haven't really listened to that much of his music but I like. He's so fired. His personality was dope. He's so good at making music, bro. Even like...

You were supposed to do an interview but really? It wasn't. It didn't work out. Schedule wise. Bro, if you do that, please. Laura schedule me in on that, please. Because I would love to jump in on that one. Is it going to be like the TwistyP one? No, it'll be better.

Is any of the one who beat the shit out of TwistyP? allegedly wow him and his boys jumped Twisty Pete came back and dropped the disc bro I need to listen to that one a few hundred more times that blew my fucking mind

I told you so I told you so Do you believe Do you believe that Jason Like how's the evidence looking I haven't done my own research I haven't watched the Babbaland videos I mean just like like AD said

I'm not going to put that jacket on nobody that I don't like completely know the situation but I mean they all seemed like they were pretty tight so I couldn't really see him doing that. I feel like maybe the cops already had some... Because you got to think

about it, man. What's the evidence? What's the paperwork? That's what we need to dig into the reality. That's what I'm saying. I'm not prepared to comment on that. Let me see that paperwork you got right now. No. Why? Because it's, I don't want to spoil it before the K-froggin' if he comes out. I'm not going to talk about it. I told you so and I told you so. If you read what it says on the paperwork, you're going to have a hard time thinking about anything else.

Knowing you. Please. It involves masturbating. Anyway. This nigga Mark thought is so cool. So no opinion on Whether this is true or not. And did he put out a response? He put out two songs.

He put out a song response? Two songs. Not a video of him talking. Two songs. And he's singing in the district? Normally you don't respond to cinching allegations with music, but that's interesting tactic. That's why he's Fire Road.

Hey, listen. I don't know. I feel like Bob Lamb has been getting in a lot of hot water with these rappers lately. I feel like they're not fucking with him right now. He's the only one who reports on a lot of these dudes. Nah, facts. That's why I feel like they should be like cool with him, if anything.

Yeah, because if you look at the way that shit tends to go, usually the guy who's like commentating that you hate ends up being somebody that could help you out in your career. So that's why you see all these rappers who have acted like they were mad at academics and now they're all cool with them because it's like, oh, I can go on a podcast. All right, fuck it. Yeah. And like at the end of the day it's like, it's so important coverage is so important.

And having somebody like in this underground space that's going to be because Adam is not Adam is not talking about you until you're already viral. Until, I mean, like, you know. I was going to be someone you're going to guess. Yeah, yeah. No, I just meant like, you know, like, I feel like you've moved on in your career to, like, more established people.

I have a lot of variety. Establish people and people that extort you. I have, that's not the case. Does that sound like the whack was extorted me on the phone call? I have a lot of different styles in my quiver. I was talking about that yesterday. It was like, if no one's extorting Adam, who takes care of Adam? I was like, I do.

Adam takes care of yourself. Mm. The blammy boy. I got a shooter named Lora. It's a shoe that's in this out. You don't know what the hell's going on. She's in space over that. I thought she was ready to go to space when I saw that jacket.

That jacket is fire. It's a shady aftermath jacket. Come on. Stop playing with her. It is. Shady football. There's a tag that says Eminem right there, actually, right behind you in purple. And it has a heart.

How do you, like, feel about people saying, thinking that you're being extorted by everybody? It's blue, but it's not blue. Who would write Eminem, Eminet? And draw a Jesus fish next to it. Who else? That's good handwriting. I don't think Eminem was here.

Although if he was and nobody told me, respect. Respect. If one of the biggest rappers at all time came to. Stopped by. I don't care because it's like fucking the evidence for me being extorted is pretty shoddy. Is shoddy? I mean, what's the evidence? You mean like shoddy, like six-nine shoddy?

Shoddy is a word. Joe D-D-Wa. Oh. Shottie, shoddy. Shottie, like, bad. Instead of shorty-shorty. I'll just simplify my language. The evidence seems poor.

So what am I responding to? They took a clip of whack saying, like, that's nephew. He in my back pocket. Saying that he has access to you. In the sense of like, oh, yeah, I can get you an interview with that, which I would definitely do an interview with Asan. That's what it meant. I don't think it meant anything else further than that. Would you do it right now?

We'll probably do that interview over Zoom, maybe, because. I don't think he's coming to LA anytime soon. Would I do an interview with him? It might be a little messy right now. He's kind of on like a war path trying to destroy L.A. at the time. Over the years,

you got less messy. It's a little mixy. I'm proud of it. I feel like you had kind of a little part to that. Me? Yeah, of Adam being less messy. Yeah, right. Hell yeah.

You know, I mean, people I hadn't told you not to fuck with? Yeah, right. Who? He don't like giving me no credit. Piece of shit. You seen that dude, Jaystone on, on Street TV? street gangs. Jaystone.

But it's a different Jason. T-rail interview? No, it's a different one. Oh, no. A different Jason. There's a different Jaystone. He's a blood. Nah.

Funny as fuck. You don't give him a job? I think he's doing a podcast for them. He's like, damn it, they got him first. I don't know. But I was just say, you got to watch his interviews because this guy is fucking funny as fuck. He told the story about being on the train with a shotgun and this guy tried to bang on him.

So he just like pokes the shotgun out of this fucking duffel bag that he was carrying it in. that's fire the guy takes off running off the train that is actually that's dope great anecdote damn a nigga kind of telling on himself

but hey a nigga had a shotgun on the train he said that it didn't fit in the duffel bag so the the thing was poking out the end bitch mom nigga

don't care if you raise it but he gave a really good piece of advice in that video which is like him and his boys who are all from the same game they get on the fucking bus but instead of all sitting together

they spread out so that that's why this guy started some shit with him is because he thought that he was alone but then actually his boys are on both ends of it and they can just come together like voltron if somebody does anything that's fire bitch mow tauty pants i don't give a fuck you're calling out little b 30 bishes on my dick nigger run it up zero bitches on your dick strapped up with an ak 47 bitch mom till i die and i go to heaven proof of heaven existing if a little b says it little b says a lot of things He shouted out our live show on Twitter.

Did he? Yes. And he shouted out Yuri in a bar. In a bar? I don't know a song? I think he shouted us all out at one point too, but Yep. There's like a new song where he shuts out Yuri.

I'm a flexed out podcast. Adam 22. I'm Lena the plug. Yeah. Yuri and Riley were drunk as shit. In Hawaii? No, at the fucking live show. I think everybody was.

Riley was a lit. He said me. I think we were all drunk. No, Laura wasn't. Laura wasn't. But fucking Riley was having a good all time. I never seen her like that before. I love that for them

And now they're in Hawaii together Bro The glow of is real That's a boss ass move And you already got the fucking island boys beat up Out there And robbed They tried to talk to fucking Riley

And he did him like Casey Veggie Like hey Wait Oh you ain't been here You don't even know You don't even know You don't even know That's what happened

That's what happened? Shut the fuck Up You ain't even in this Marvel universe No no no I kept hearing I said that joke But I didn't put two and two together Casey asked for Instagram

No And then Yuri was like Put a picture and say he's the worst rapper On his Instagram I'm fucking weak And we have to tell Yuri like bro Like he didn't know And why are you coming for his music career

Why you gotta make it personal That has nothing to do with anything That was scandalous You know like I mean was they not like sit next to each other or something It's not like you're he was like hovering over her When it happened I don't think Bro but I see Instagram I said

What the fuck is Yuri on? And she did the right thing She said So I mean what are we talking about? Damn. But he still found her Instagram. Really? No, shut the fuck up. He found her Instagram?

Yeah. Really? That's what they said it. Oh, Lord. Allegedly? That is a little weird. Okay. Now I'm trying to see. Wait, did- I don't think Casey Veggie's fired back though. I didn't see him post anything about it. I don't think he knows. Did Yuri like, did he- There's a clip about it? I think he knows. Did he step up and be like, nah, this is my girl? No, he wasn't here. Oh, if he wasn't here. He dissed him on his story afterwards.

It said his music sucks. Honestly It literally What do you think the worst rapper in the world is He put a picture of him out Or his Instagram story Wow

Honestly But you think Yuri went And listened to him Just to like make sure That he didn't like I think it would have been anybody Anybody could get it It could have been

Horonious man comes to time With a shotgun And double bag It could have been Drake Yeah he would have put that shit On here too That would be crazy Is it like this fucking simp

Damn This is it grenade You should tell Walter to DM Riley. Why would I do that? Oh, my. Just as a little setup, so then Yuri'll have a reason to beat with him.

They can go back and forth. It'll be a whole little movie. The whole disconnected beefing with Fresh and Fit. Not Blasey. Blasey's too political. I'm not beefing. I know you don't care. I really don't at all.

I like Fresh and Fit. I don't care where anybody says. Like, Housephone type of person, if he's going to do his shit in this thing. He's like, yo, I love your content, bro. He's going to shake his hand and be like this. First of all. First of all.

If you DM a hundred girl. I love your content, man. I love that thing when you were talking about having a hundred girls. Oh, no, that time period was like the most gangsters ever seen house phone. He just comes to their place in residence. He's just walking. He's like, no, I want to do the show AD. I'm out.

He just dancing. Like, the nigga was, I was like, what this thing is wrong, man. That's basically what happened, right? No, no, no, no. I mean, you were T. Yeah, shout out to T. Shout out to T. First of all, T.

T. Brays is like 6-7, at least a good 275. Okay. So like, your homie. My nigger. Security. No. No. But I've never seen house phone like maneuver like that.

They're like, yeah, like, oh, yeah, I only want to do this show. Why don't you with a lot? No, no, no, no. I didn't know that. I would have did the show. Well, no, well, look, also I didn't know who they were back then until then. Oh. I would have did the show.

I would still do their show. Ooh. I don't got no problem with either then, bro. I think it's just funny to make fun of them. And also, I, I think it's funny too. I'm cool. them and I still think it's fucking hilarious when you make fun of them. I'd be on my, I'd be on my

academics live stream shit, watching academics stream and shit. He was kind of going off on them like, you know, like y'all selling this ideology, but you're not living that in real life. Well, because they were saying that Fresh got back with that one girl from the boat, which I don't know if that's true or not, but. But just, I mean, it kind of does make sense.

Like, if you literally are selling courses on like how to like... They buy it, that nigga, that's they fault. Yeah, but I'm saying like, you are not like, you're not. That's like Adam selling like Bible study. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. It's like you're not

you're not living what you're preaching. You don't think that there are goats again, pussy. I'm walking to this party. We don't know. I'm looking to this party. Listen, let me tell you. What would prove it though? Miami is a place. Yeah, I know. I know. I know. It really is. If you're very flashy Miami, you flash in jury money, you can get

80% of the other bitches on the city. This is what I want to see. I want to see. I want to see Hidden camera footage of Myron and Fresh going to a mall and hollering at girls. Why I got to be hidden? Because the girls are going to act different if they know they're on camera. Yeah, true, true, true. Do people really highlight people at the mall?

Okay, where are we going? This is the club. The club. That would be terrible to record. It'd be a lot harder to get good content in the club, but it's easy. What about? Cut of my section. Take some shots. When we went to the club with them, and we show up at like three in the morning and I'm just like sober as

fuck looking around the club and all the girls are straight zombies. This is bad podcasting Adam. You told the story 10 times. I know, but I just don't want to see them fucking hitting on those girls. Like, that would be awkward. I think the mall is good because people are generally sober. I had some action at night too. I turned it down. Oh, we're so proud of you. You asked him what?

I had some action at night. I turned it down. Eliza. Trying to be a good man. Eliza was trying to make love to. No, it wasn't Eliza. Have you spoken to Eliza since the live stream debacle? That's a good question.

Do you think that it was in any way fucked up how it went down? with Eliza. Should we feel bad for her? No. Given that she basically kind of got booted off the stage. Look at the Lil'B right now. Make sure y'all tune into No Jumma Live right now on YouTube. Love, Lil B.

Shout out to Lil B, man. Okay, look, let me just play Devil's Advocate real quick. What was it fucked up? Okay. Eliza shouldn't have left off stage. That was a big moment. So you blame her? What do you mean?

She should have held it down. Okay. Well, look, like, so let me play Devil's Advocate. So the whole thing is like... Sampameter coming here. Yeah, I know. Where's that? Go ahead. Yeah, it is.

Don't let him bully out of your opinion. I'm not. I'm not. I'm going to keep your 1,000. Because look, you got to think about it like this. Eliza is paying for all her own shit. She's paying for her own flight, her own hotel, and all that shit to come being part of the show.

And I mean, if they were going to get into it, why wouldn't y'all they'd get into it, like, on stage at least? They did. I know, but I'm saying, like, they had been arguing in the back. for like two hours straight. It could have been a podcast with just them arguing. Yeah, literally.

It was like, and like at some point. Way worse than when they actually did the podcast together. When they did the podcast, they were relatively civil. Yeah, even though he said, what was he calling?

And Gina Shugnike came out of nowhere too. He goes, A pretty bum. A pretty bum. He repeats us up when he says pretty bum and it's so funny. That's what my favorite sharp bars. Like,

all I'm concerned about is, was it my fault? Did I fuck up in that? anyway. Do you think it was on me that I'm supposed to fucking rescue Eliza here? No, no, but you should be a little more... You shouldn't have recorded it. You should have been like, hey, y'all chill out. We do this for the stage.

All I recorded was, oh, no, I did record Sharpen, uh, and... You should just be a little more welcoming. You should have been like, whatever, it's a content party. A lot of times you don't like taking responsibility for shit. No, I just don't think there was anything wrong with it. I know. I just said. You got to be a boss sometimes and be like, you know what? Chill to fuck out. But I don't think

a... While they're arguing, you think I should have hopped in the middle of it? It's not my fucking She was about to stop arguing. She was about to fucking leave. You could have been like, you don't care that the show could have been the first show, no jumper live show, the first set. That's not my fucking job to care whether she's there or not. I'm just saying the quality of the show, if Sharp...

Josh did a great job. Josh did a great job. If Sharp had a whole thing playing his set. And he chooses to fuck it up. That is his goddamn business. I'm not going to involve myself than that. You just got to make her feel more welcome, which I feel like you don't give a about it.

Why do I have to do that? I don't fucking care. That's the point. That's the point, Adam. She doesn't work for no jumper. Be a fucking leader. She showed up to do this with Sharp. It has nothing to do with me or not.

She was on the list. If his performance was a disaster, which I don't think it was. I thought it was funny when she walked out and then you guys seemed like he held it down. How is that my business? What the fuck do I care? Now, if it was an actual part, okay, if Duno and AD, no, if Duno and T. Rell were arguing so bad and it was really intense and fucking somebody walks off stage, I'm going to get involved.

I'm going to get involved. I can see you like, AD. police. I'm going to say, do know what's wrong. What did he or I'll do to you? If it was somebody who works here, yeah, but in terms of Eliza, like, she showed up to fucking do battle with Sharp on stage, right? Like, everybody

knew that they were basically going to argue on stage. That's what they do together. But that's why I said that she should have held a deal. She knew she was getting herself into it. She wants to walk off stage because she doesn't want to deal with it. Well, I'm not run after her. Eliza, no, go back. I don't fucking care. I don't fucking care. It's her fucking problem. No, y'all could have been like, hey, man, save that shit for the stage.

Everybody would have fell in. I'm talking about what happened on the stage. Them arguing behind the scenes too. I don't care. It has nothing to do with me. But then when they argue on stage and she chooses a walk off stage, it's like, I mean, I just don't think this is my responsibility. It just got to a point where it was just being, it was just too redundant.

It was just like, bro, like, y'all have been arguing about the same shit since y'all have been in each other's, like, vicinity. Yeah. I don't even really know what they argue about besides just him sort of saying that she's a ho and her saying that he's a dick. And then she always calls him bitch. And then he always says, don't do it over and over. And over and over.

She says, bye, blah, by, bitch. And he says, don't call me a bitch. If you call me a bitch,

if you call me a bitch, I'm going to fucking kill you. And then, but it's like, I just don't want that to happen. I don't want him to have to, like, throw a drink on her, some crazy shit. If they got physical,

then yeah, I guess I would intervene. You definitely put that on jump or clips. You for show. You for show are running to. You would have been waiting for the title. Bro. You literally are sending it right to the meme pages.

I, you know, or no, Sharp throws a drink in Eliz's face. It's like sent in by anonymous source. Monetized. You're not like a good diffuser.

What? I don't want to. That's why I'm here to do. I'm here to keep shit in chat. When I get mad at y'all niggas now, that's why I call y'all now. I don't text. We're here to make content. I'll be texting them niggas.

He'd be pissing me off. I'm going to break this nigga face. I got to talk to this nigga on the fucking phone. Adam is a very reasonable person. Not through text messages. I can tell him the same exact thing and I'll call that nigga and he'll be like, well, I guess you're right there, I think. me late. I just said to say

this thing. Like the other day, he was like, I'm tired of your little nigger tantrums. I didn't say that. I said it to wait, wait, wait, wait, what's the big Latin shit? Was the big letting me? The big nette tansrooms? I'm tired of your ignorant.

I'm going to look at the phone. I think I saw it on a fucking tantrum. I know you fucking live, what were you throwing a tantrum about? There's the name. You can't do it. We don't talk about that. He's like, I need 50% of no jumper. Straight shit. But I call him on the phone. street shit.

I called him on the phone. He's like, I guess you're wrong. I didn't change what I was saying on the phone at all. I can't explain right now because I don't want to explain what the fuck you're alluding to.

Okay, but every time that I didn't got into it with you over text messages, we didn't got on the phone and came to agreement, have we not? A lot of context is lost in the text messages. Especially in the group chat

because it's like everybody, it's like you're performing for other people. So it can get real weird sometimes. Yeah, you got to get your jokes off. It depends on how many ha-haz you get who won. You just write LOL at the end of every sentence.

So they just keep you madder and matter. Like, he's still laughing at me. He's fucking, uh, he's fucking group chat guy. He needs to remove it people. This is mine. I need to take pictures of that at first. Then you can have it. I want it.

It's nice, right? You like it? Thanks, buddy. It should be embroidered for real, though. Actually, no. You're probably better off because when you embroidered the shit for real, gets all weird and scrunched up once you watch it. It just might be super expensive to do that way.

If you embroider it, you got to fucking dry clean it. Yeah. I mean, I also like, we got very good quality control over at the Blasey, at the Blasey production studios where, you know, this is just a sample. We'll make sure that the seven isn't hanging off on the back. Right. Huh? Uh, well. Why do you have Tony Soprano on your fucking shirt?

Shout out to my boy, Brian Sebastian, man. Is that the Hulk? No, it's, uh, uh, fuck. You sell on them now? Zip it up. Yeah, hold on. Why about you got a perm? Look how cool this is.

Look at my African-American. Wait, it's Tony. Hey, I want to smack himself. Hey, Tony. Hey, dude, whack him. No, don't. You look like a putty. A putty?

You know, that's Mighty Morphan Power Rangers? You know, he's in talking. They were like, you know, I did this to see Yuri the other day when he zipped his up, so. Shout out to the first. Hey, this one is fire. You're fire. I like that, bro.

You got fire at all my God. I just mean you're a good guy. Thanks, bro. You got fire at top. Yo, stop it. Bro, I got an orange brim now. I say, wait till house phone sees this. Wait till T-Rail sees this.

You like my T-Rel dis? What did you say? Oh, you called him a cutie. I said you're wearing all orange. You're a cutie. You get it? That was funny. Yeah.

That was funny. That was a cute, yeah. That was good. Hate it. Yeah, this is a good one. It's funny. You know what a cutie is? Like a little baby orange?

Is that even real? Because, like, where the cuties come from? I mean, Nick could genetically engineer anything. I've seen a picture of, like, a local, like, organically grown strawberry and then a real strawberry side by side the other day. And it, like, blew my mind. Not a real strawberry, but, like, the kind you get at, like, Walmart. Bro.

Holy shit. I went to Jamaica and the bananas and other fruits. Bananas. Were totally different now. Remember that day? Totally different than the American way. Yeah, man. The fruit would be different.

Yeah. Different fruit. Yo, you want all I want to talk about? There's a Cam Capone interview that's been coming out. That he paid for, you said? And, yeah, AD's paid for a Cam Capone interview. That's dropping soon. Can you do a Cam Capone interview?

Maybe you work your way up to Vlad. I did Vlad before. I'm so hungry. He actually just put a flashback. What was his name? Johnny Unitas? Who's Johnny Unitas? The producer guy that you are with?

No, pun did that. He wanted him to do it with me. He didn't say anything. You only got on because of Jay Nard. He literally said nothing. You only got on because of him. Maybe you could get your own. I felt very important.

Like, I paid for a Chinat mac and then fucking Vlad put the rewind of AD. I was like making something out of your old content. Yeah. I just got a very long text message getting cussed out. For what? Something you said on here? Wow. So you really played me this whole time.

I'm about to come and cause a scene. I got time today. Who is that? Dude, do you even remember I came here because of you? The disrespect. You worthless fucking piece of shit. You've done too much this time. Wow.

What the fuck? Josh said is Blassey. Who? That was a girl? Obviously. What girl do we even talk about? That's what I'm saying. I don't remember saying shit.

Maybe she mad because we're making your Hira jokes. About me fucking your hirer? Is there a girl in your life that is not allowed to know about your Hira? No. You're not even fucking your Hira. Wait, what was it? Was it Avocado Fadi? No.

Was it Zand Princess? My girl hit me. Who is Zamb Princess the other day? No, she, actually, it was, who was the light-skinned black girl that came out during the live podcast that Housephone was like showing everyone her butt? I had to think about for a second, and I'm like, oh,

Zamb Princess. She was like, huh, we should sign her. She's like, hmm, we should sign her to the kilometer. I was like, she had a song on Euphoria. She does have a song on Euphoria. And besides that, I don't know that much. I wonder what I do. Let me see, who is it?

Who hit you up? Who the fuck is that? Pointed at me. I guarantee I know. I'll tell you guys off camera. Why do we always have to wait to find out the good shit? He's fucking that bit spread on the ass cheese. That booty hole pink.

That was so funny. That was cool. When I said that at the live show? This is what I want to talk about. This is the only topic that I wrote down besides fucking... Boo. Reek trying to kill himself, which at the time that I wrote these notes, we still thought was a real thing.

I thought it was real thing. I thought it was too. I thought it was arguing. It was like, no, his arms don't work right now. I told Flaco to post it. And then he posted it and then whack his. gets me up and goes fire this fool who posted this. And I said, oh, God damn it.

You're like, Flacco, you're out of here. Flacco's going to be in here in a couple days. I've seen videos on YouTube about why Adam 22 fired Flaco. All right. Flacco just had to go back to North Dakota and Liberia to get his shit together so that he can move back here. Lago's a good guy. He's going to be out here in like a couple days. Did he leave that girl alone or what?

The flocking will begin. He called me. He was like, AD. He left her? He was like, you're right. The scammer. We saved him. You scamming bitch.

The magic of wall. Walter and Sharp revealed. I think Sharp had more. He got tutelage from two of the greatest minds in Pussy Getting in the entire world. And I got it all on film on Twitch. Yeah, that was. It's sad.

The last combo we had. Follow community clips. This is what I wanted to talk about. Boonk has a new camp component interview where he finally talks about getting jumped into the Crips. So I remember back in the day, somebody told me this. I know he was hanging around.

And I was not as, a gang literate at the time. So somebody said, Boone got jumped into Shoreline. And I said, you thought he made Sean line. And I'm like, oh,

geez, he's jumping people. Then I find out later that this was the name of a Cripset that at one point he joined in in the Cam Capone thing. It's pretty crazy

because he's 100% That's a power from. It is. No, my homie, though, not gang bang. Good to know.

Potlord. Interview out now on November Sports, the first black surfer. The silver surfer. It has the most view. pretty remarkable anyway

that's what's amazing ain't it bro and so boonk is pretty honest about the fact that he only joined because he thought it would be good for his music career and what else did he write

he said he was desperate he thought his music would pop off okay but then they wanted him to do actual street shit and they were mad at him because he wasn't coming around yeah that's part of it and so he thought

that he was just going to get like the hood endorsement and then not have to actually be coming around and doing all this shit and he was just going to be able to say that he was an official Crip, right? So then, I guess he hadn't been doing his work

or paying his tithes, perhaps. He goes to the beach, and he sees a couple of guys who are from it, and they fucking punch him in the face and break his jaw. Yeah, put him off. Yeah, but I didn't think that's why he got punched. I thought some niggas was just fucking with him at the beach. No, they probably was like,

you ain't been in the hood lately. Fuck as you doing pow! He was supposed to be coming through. Why do he think it was okay for him to go to the beach? Probably just wanted to go swimming. Probably didn't realize that there was going to be gang. Usually when I go to the beach, I don't see any gang members. I'm going to be honest with you.

Yeah, because you don't go to Venice Beach. I go to Malibu. You're out there? You're out there? What if there's a Malibu Crips that we don't know about? I'm not trying to find out. That's why I go to Malibu Crips. I have not seen any Malibu Crips.

Damn, what if they just like? There's no housing projects or anything out there. So it's like there are going to be rich kids no matter what. It's all nice houses for the most park. Paul Lord has a lot of fishy friends. I heard there's a trailer park in. Yeah, I think it is. In Malibu, but I'm guessing it's kind of like a nice trailer.

I am white. I am a fucking bum. I do live in a trailer with my mom. Who said that? Hey, Miles. Oh. He's like, my boy, there isn't Uncle Tom. I do hate with a guy and shot himself with the same gun.

I did get jump. All 60 bucks. Wow, it's been a long time. But I know something about you. You went to Brambrook. That's a private school. How many times have you watched fucking A-mile? This guy's a gayster.

His real name is Clarence. And parents have a real good man. No, no, no. And Claren's live at home with both parents. And Claren's parents have a real good marriage. Now, this is some white-ass shit. How many times have you seen A-mile? Like 100?

He said, you're scared to look. Fuck, cram, bro. Mato. Fuck Lotto. What do you say? I used to watch that shit like every week. 8-Miles was one of the best rap movies ever, bro. Yeah, but I watched it probably maybe like three or four times in my life,

and I thought that was a lot. No, the free season. You watch it. You watch an album? Bro, I even had the DVD when they had like the unreleased fucking freestyle battles on there. Josh is nodding his head like he fucking was learning the rap from that shit. Now everybody from the 313, put your motherfucking hands up and follow me.

And why he stands tough, notice that this guy doesn't have his hands up. Them got you gasped up. Who's afraid of the big, bad wolf. One, two, three, and to the foe. One die, two, die, three, die, dot. Four time, five time, six-dive-time, nine. Seven-dive-old, eight, jump-up, none. You don't remember that?

No. This guy ain't a motherfucking MC. I know everything he got to say against me. I am white. I am a fucking punk. I do a little bit of a trailer with my mom. That nigga was going crazy. I remember him fucking her in the factory.

Fucking Brittany. Bro. She died. Eminem did Papa die so bad that that that nigga had to go join the Avengers and become Falcon. He went straight to Marvel and Disney after fucking with him and him. It's all Greek to me. I tried watching the event. He said up and Josh was like, that's like 10 years later.

I couldn't get into it. Hey, did you see the Patrick CC video about fucking Gibby from I Carly? I did because I wanted to see how much my no jumper interview with him was referenced. And they showed screenshots of it, but they didn't really. Yeah, I was your boots. For Christ's sake to start at the world roots. These are Birkenstocks. What did you think of it?

I think it was really good because I, because I, I think that was like around like my beginning No Jumper time when I found out that he was like a SoundCloud producer So Patrick CZ? No, uh, Gibby. Gibby from I Carly. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, that they know, no, no, no, no, I didn't know that they wrote him out of the remake.

No, I think, no, they, well, they offered him to be he didn't want to be in it. He didn't want to. Oh, I thought he was like, wasn't allowed. No, he turned it down. Patrick Cc's been going hard. He's fucking, oh, he's the goat, man. I think about him every time I add some. somebody on an email what oh because you see you want to see him in you ever

eat cc's pizza yes actually in Florida you never been there I had C C C Cs one time only in Florida they got one in the Valley too really yeah and it's the five dollar all you can eat type shit they have C C C C's in this city they must have raised the price by this point right it's probably like six six that shit is guaranteed diarrhea I had one time bro diarrhea that's one of the only places in my whole life that a guy the manager came up to me and told me to pull my pants up. He said, what? You was sagging?

I was sagging. I guess a little bit too. You're like, you igonais hanging outside. You're some shorts on. I was in like Texas or some shit. And my fucking basketball shorts were like hanging down a little bit, I guess. Were you ever a greaser? No. Although I used to put the pomade in my hair and combed it over and shit.

Yeah, yeah. You had a comb over when I met you. Yeah. Like a Hitler come over though. Hitler used. You never had like a grease motor cycle? Remember when you were German? No, I never had a motorcycle.

I love how I'm like a motorcycle guys You look like a Harley guy When I lived in Austin And like that I left Did you live in Austin End of 2009 I stayed there a year

I stayed there for like three months And bro It was just fucking some thing You were just fucking some girl For three months Dudes I knew Had like an alter ego life Where they would have like a motorcycle

And like a leather vest And they would take photos Like smoking a cigarette Next to the fucking motorcycle And I'm like This is what you're doing To get laid You're like putting on this whole

Weird greaser fucking act Got put on the cut Oh no man that's like putting on some amiri's these days oh my god i'm so over the amy train bro like come on there was an amyri store right by the poker room when i was in vegas last week or the week before and every day i just kept walking by the amary store and every day there would be a bunch of like drill wrappers shopping in the fucking

amiri store who are you talking about ad is fucking hilarious let me see this because i need to know what girl you're talking about not it not not yeah this is terrible podcast oh we are talking about her okay that's not who was who was going off on me I'm not I'm not please don't please don't say her name but she showed me a video her shitting on this guy that person mm-hmm you I don't even recognize this name who is that oh you really going through my text he looking for me pics you got yeah right you got boner pitches in there yeah you probably got folder this bit said I'm the next big thing you

ever put it in next or something like a put on next to something bitch that the fuck up It's like this big thing. Good old days. Next to a Tom Warner Cable remote. When I die, I want there to be a blue face song playing as I fade out of context. When you die, I'm going to bury you in a Gucci store. On the dead loks. On the live lokes.

bury me in the Amiri store. You don't own no Amiris. I don't really want any. When you die, I'm going to bury you under the Onlyfans headquarters. I don't think there is one. There is one. There is one. Yeah.

I think it's like over here somewhere. Let's go. bury you under the fashion of a men's How about the girl we just had on the Patreon Who had her colon removed She had her colon removed For like a sexual reason or something

No She had like a disease She can take more dick Fuck me in the house I have no colon And she said when she eats fruit It just looks the same She'll eat a grape and it'll come out

Like a grape It'll come out full It'll come out full She'll eat a piece of lettuce It comes out like a piece of lettuce Her shit doesn't stink But she said that She said she did it for three years

Her shit doesn't smell No, she says she's in the hospital for three years. No, she didn't fart for nine months, and now she said her farts are hell aloud. Patreon.com slash no jumper. You want to see girls like that get naked? And jump all over, Elante Diamonds over here?

Oh, yeah, my little brother licked a nipple today. You lick the nipple? The Kazumi nipple or the other nipple? That was your first nipple lick? He said, Kazumi. Kajumi. That's the first nipple you licked? Kelming, did you go fuck Kazumi in the bathroom?

Kaboom-boom. You can't. You can't do that if you weren't. I'm sorry, you can't fucking run in the bathroom. Kevin, you can do it. Yeah, I think it would be awkward for some of the other employees.

Wow. Probably not most of us, but some. What if a special someone? You don't hear about six. Go out to your car. Okay. It's still on the property, I guess.

Can I get it in trouble as a boss for telling the employees that it's okay for them to go fucking the car? We basically don't have a HR. I better not have any retroactive lawsuits It's from on Melrose where I was just fucking in the bathroom Throughout the workday

I'm fucking this bitch in the bathroom That booty holes stink Remix All right No No response She said she wants to start a show with you Yeah you saw that

How you feel about that? I think you should do it And say hey I have a show called Disconnected Come on I want to do like a love segment Who's the main cast now Because y'all be like switching pot lord In and out?

No It's just Urian Blasie, right? Pile Wars is on. Well, he can come sometimes, right? But I didn't think he was consistent. But, I mean, apparently they like him since his surf interview. Got 50K already.

Yeah, right? Wait, wait, wait. Did you guys have him on to talk about other sports or to talk about his, just him? Okay. Hey, that vlog where I went to the Dodgers game was super fire. That shit was fire. I watched that last night. Hey, I don't know who filmed that, but whoever filmed that?

Shut the fuck up. That was an iPhone vlog? That shit looked good as fuck. It's Adam 22 channel. Am I in it? iPhone blogs dropping every day. People was mad that I reposted it and I was like, why are niggas mad? They were mad that you were posted it?

Yeah, your new one. Because I guess you said something out of orgy. I don't even know about it. Well, it says something about orgy, but then I also just mentioned in the tweet that I also hung out with AD. That is not a great thing to retweet. You could retweet it. You could retweet it. You weren't there for the origin.

I already retweeted it. Really wasn't much of an orgy anyway, but... You get the limo out for... What? All right. No jumper. Coolest podcast in the world. K-Frog interview dropping soon.

I think this was good, us getting the boys back together. The boys are back in time. The boys are coming back in July. Ryan started the fire. What the fuck is that? It was a cheesy pita. He left him in the microwave for too long. I remember this now.

Yeah. I'm hungry speaking of cheesy. Were you alive when Chucky cheese came out? Is there firebird chicken in? Yeah. No, it's Wednesday. That's all the way. Yeah.

No, why don't we? Okay, somebody DM me at House Phone Shoddy if you are a private chef and you want to cater Tuesdays. I think that'll make you like come here more consistently. I swear to God. Shoobox baby interview dropping soon. Shooblox baby. That's great personality. He could definitely be from Oblock or he is from Oblock.

But he can move out here and be from there too. Please do not put him in any type of thing. He's going to need a hoodie. How would you feel they was like no jumpers a game? Maybe in Chicago or no. I know. What if we get a no-jumper, RICO? It feels like all the actual gangs might need indictments before no-jumper,

which is like a make-believe game. I feel like him and Lina will be in Cubs first. Bro, I got to get. And I would have to like adopt a Parker. I would love for my... She would have to leave it company. You're definitely number one on our list of people who would adopt her. Somebody DM me earlier and said save Parker from the porn man.

I'm like, Parker, Cah! Your parents didn't give a fuck about you. Leave Peezes out of it. Peasers? That was hard. She has many names. That was the best one. You know the other day?

Paises. She had a sentence. She made a sentence the other day for the first time. Really? Dada poopoo. I farted. Now, if that's... How about I say, I think that she would tell you to get in the shower.

She doesn't figure out a stinky thing yet. Stinky stink. She said, da-da-pupu, and then the same day, she was sitting on my shoulders. She got my ears. Do you spank her if she says, Yer-D-D-D-D-Ears? She's one in a house, so there's no spanking. in general, I don't think we're going to be doing spanking.

You're pro spanking? You're not spanking, but you got to pop them when they're like, hey, you're like, hey. Pop them. It's pop up. Hey. Okay, well, maybe a little, like. Yeah, like a little tap.

I feel like even that. You can't get your ass whoop no more. Like, my granny had Mr. Lickety Split. That was a wooden paddle or something? That was like a wooden backscratcher. Yeah. Should tell my little brother, go get Mr. Lickety split. Lickety split.

Yeah. Poopety scoop. I am white. I am a fucking blog. No, jump your coolest podcast in the world. Check us out. Bow,

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